THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES FREDERICK II., KING OF PRUSSIA. Frontispiece— Carlyle, Vol. One. THE WORKS OF THOMAS CARLYLE {COMPLETE) H-I STORY OF FRIEDRICH THE SECOND CALLED FREDERICK THE GREAT ILLUSTRATED Volume One New York PETER FENELON COLLIER, PUBLISHER 1897 LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. VOLUME ONE. FREDERICK H., KING OF PRUSSIA -Frontispiece BIRTHPLACE OF FREDERICK THE GREAT , . . DEATH OF FREDERICK I LOUIS XV. AND THE AMBASSADOR OF HOLLAND CHILDHOOD OF FREDERICK THE GREAT . . . PETER THE GREAT FREDERICK'S PROGRESS IN SCHOOLING .... CATHERINE I OEORGE I CONTENTS. BOOK I. BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. 1712. Chapter Paob I. Proem: Friedrich 'a History from the Distance we are at 3 1. Friedrich then, and Friedrich now, p. 6. 2. Eighteenth Century, 9. 3. English Prepossessions, 12. 4. Encouragements, Discouragements, 17. II. Friedrich's Birth 21 III. Father and Mother : the Hanoverian Connection 24 IV. Father's Mother 35 V. King Friedrich I. . . 45 BOOK II. OF BRANDENBURG AND THE HOHENZOLLERNS. 928-1417. I. Brannibor : Henry the Fowler 55 n. Preussen : Saint Adalbert 63 III. Markgraves of Brandenburg 6S End of the First Shadowy Line, p. 69. Second Shadowy Lme, 70. Substantial Markgraves: Glimpse of the Contemporary Kaisers, 72. rv. Albert the Bear 74 V. Conrad of Hohenzollern; and Kaiser Barbarossa 8C Conrad has become Burggraf of Nurnberg (A. D. 1170), p. 84. Of the Hohenzollern Burggraves generally, 87. "VI. The Teutsch Hitters, or Teutonic Order 85 Head of Teutsch Order moves to Venice, p. 91. Teutsch Order itself goes to Preussen, 93. The stuff Teutsch Ritters were made of. Conrad of Thuringen: Saint Elizabeth; Town of Marburg, 98. VII. Margraviate of Culmbach: Baireuth, Anspach 102 Burggraf Friedrich IH. ; and the Anarchy of Nineteen Years, p. 104. Kaiser Rudolf and Burggraf Friedrich HI., 108. VIII. Ascanier Markgraves in Brandenburg 110 Of Berlin City, p. 111. Markgraf Otto IV., or Otto with the Arrow, 113. IX. Burggraf Friedrich IV 116 Contested Elections in the Reich: Kaiser Albert I.; after whom Six Non-Hapsburg Kaisers, p. 116. Of Kaiser Henry VH. and the Luxemburg Kaisers, 119. Henry's Son Johann is King of Bohemia; and Ludwig the Bavarian, with a Contested Election, is Kaiser, 121. X. Brandenburg Lapses to the Kaiser 136 XI. Bavarian Kurfursts in Brandenburg 130 A Resuscitated Ascanier; the False Waldemar, p. 130. Margaret with the Pouch-mouth, ia3. XU. Brandenburg in Kaiser Karl's Time; End of the Bavarian Kurfursts. ... 1.36 End of Resuscitated Waldemar; Kurfurst Ludwig sells out, p. 138. Second, and then Third a»d Last, of the Bavarian Kurfursts in Bran- i' denburg, 140. XIU. Luxemburg Kurfursts in Brandenburg 141 v^ XrV. Burggraf Friedrich VI 144 Sigismund is Kurfurst of Brandenburg, but is King of Hungary also, \ p. 145. Cousin Jobst has Brandenburg in Pawn, 147. Brandenburg in the hands of the Pawnbrokers; Rupert of the Pfals .^ IS Kaiser, 149. ^ Sigismund, with a struggle, becomes Kaiser, 151. v^ Brandenburg is pawned for the last time, 154. The Seven Intercalary or Non-Hapsburg Kaisers, 1S7. ib (iii) 840407 IV CONTENTS. BOOK III. THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. 1413-1713. Chapter Paoe I. Kurfurst Friedrich 1 159 Matinees du Roi de Prusse 164 Kurfurst Friedrich II 170 Kurfurst Albert Achilles, and his Successor 177 Johann the Cicero is Fourth Kurfurst, and leaves Two notable Sons, p. 181. Of the Baireuth-Anspach Branch 184 Two Lines m Culmbach or Baireuth-Anspach: the Gera Bond of 1598, p. 185. The Elder Line of Culmbach: Friedrich and his Three notable Sons there, 188. Friedrich's Second Son, Margraf George of Anspach, 190. Hochmeister Albert, Third notable Son of Friedrich 800 Albert Alcibiades 209 Historical Meaning of the Reformation 215 Kurfurst Joachim 1 219 Of Joachim's Wife and Brother-in-law, p. 220. Kurfurst Joachim U 224 Joachim gets Co-infeftment in Preussen, p. 230. Joachim makes "Heritage-Brotherhood" with the Duke of Liegnitz, 230. Seventh Kurfurst, Johann George 236 Of Albert Friedrich, the Second Duke of Preussen 239 Of Duke Albert Friedrich's Marriage: who his Wife was, and what her possible Dowry, p. 241. Margraf George Friedrich comes to Preussen, to administer, 244. Ninth Kurfurst, Johann Sigismund 34<5 How the Cleve Heritage dropped, and many sprang to pick it up, p. 247. The Kaiser's Thoughts about it, and the World's, 252. Symptoms of a Great War coming 253 First Symptom; Donauworth, 1608, p. 253. Second Symptom; Seizure of Julich by the Kaiser, and Siege and Recapture of it by the Protestant parties, 1610. Whereupon "Catholic League" to balance "Evangelical Union,'- 255. Symptom Third; a Dinner-scene at Dusseldorf, 1613: Spaniards and Dutch shoulder arms in Cleve, 257. Sj'mptom Fourth, and Catastrophe upon the heels of it, 261. What became of the Cleve-Julich Heritage, and of the Preussen one, 263. Tenth Kurfurst, George Wilhelm 265 Thirty-Years War 267 Second Act, or Epoch, 1624-1629. A second Uncle put to the Ban, and Pommern snatched away, p. 270. Third Act, and what the Kurfurst suffered in it, 272. Duchy of Jagerndorf 276 Duke of Jagerndorf, Elector's Uncle, Ls put under Ban, p. 276. Friedrich Wilhelm, the Great Kurfurst, Eleventh of the Series 279 What became of Pommern at the Peace; final Glance into Cleve- Julich, p. 282. The Great Kurfurst's Wars: what he achieved in War and Peace, 283 King Friedrich 1. again 296 How Austria settled the Silesian Claims, p. 296. His real Character, 299. Death of King Friedrich I 302 The Twelve Hohenzollern Electors, p. 308. Genealogical Diagram; the Two Culmbach Lines, 309a. II. m. IV. V. VI. vn. vin. IX X. XI. xn. xm. XIV. XV. XVI. xvn. xvm. XIX. XX. BOOK IV. FRIEDRICH'S APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE I. 1713-1723. Childhood; Double Educational Element 310 First Educational Element, the French one, p. 311. n. The German Element 316 Of the Dessauer, not yet "Old," p. 318. CONTENTS. V Chapter Pag a m. Friedrich Wilhelm is King 3^4 IV. His Majesty's Ways 337 V. Friedrich VVilhelm's One War 344 The Devil in harness: Creutz the Finance-Minister, p. 356. VI. The Little Drummer 359 VII. Transit of Czur Peter 364 VIII. The Crown-Prince is put to his Schooling 374 IX. Wusterhausen 388 X. The Heidelberg Protestants ».... .394 Of Kur-Pfalz Karl Philip: How he got a Wife long since, and did Feats in the World, p. 396. Karl Philip and nis Heidelberg Protestants, 398. Friedrich Wilhelm's Method;— proves remedial in Heidelberg, 401. Prussian Majesty has displeased the Kaiser and the King of Poland, 403. There is an absurd Flame of War blown out by Admiral Byng; and a new Man of Genius announces himself to the dim Populations, 406. XI. Of the Crown-Prince's Progress in his Schooling 408 The Noltenius-and-Panzendorf Drill exercise, p. 412. XII. Crown-Prince falls into Disfavor with Papa 416 XIII. Results of the Crown-Prince's Schooling 419 BOOK V. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT, AND WHAT ELEMENT IT FELL INTO. 1723-1726. I. Double-Marriage is decided on 425 Queen Sophie-Dorothee has taken Time by the Forelock, p. 426. Princess Amelia comes into the World, 437. Friedrich Wilhelm's Ten Children, 439. U. A Kaiser hunting Shadows 440 Imperial Majesty on the Treaty of Utrecht, p. 441. Imperial Majesty has got happily wedded, 443. Imperial Majesty and the Termagant of Spain, 445. Imperial Majesty's Pragmatic Sanction, 447. Third Shadow: imperial Majesty's Ostend Company, 451. in. The Seven Crises or European Travail-throes 452 Congress of Cainbrai, p. 4.54. Congress of Cambrai gets the Floor pulled from under it, 457. France and the Britannic Majesty trim the Ship again: How Friedrich Wilhelm came into it. Treaty of Hanover, 1735, 459. Travail-Throes of Nature for Baby Carlos's Italian Apanage; Seven in number, 462. IV. Double-Marriage Treaty cannot be Signed 464 V. Crown-Prince goes into the Potsdam Guards 467 Of the Potsdam Giants, as a Fact, p. 468. Friedrich Wilhelm's Recruiting Difficulties, 473. Queen Sophie's Troubles: Grumkow with the Old Dessauer, and Grum- kow without him, 479. VI. Ordnance-Master Seckendorf crosses the Palace Esplanade 482 VII. Tobacco-Parliament 493 Of Gundling, and the Literary Men in Tobacco-Parliament, p. 601. VIII. Seckendorf's Retort to her Majesty 514 BOOK VI. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT, AND CROWN-PRINCE, GOING ADRIFT UNDER THE STORM-WINDS, 1727-1730. I. Fifth Crisis in the Kaiser's Spectre-Hunt 518 Crown-Prince seen in Dryasdust's Glass, darkly, p. 520. II. Death of George I 522 His Prussian Majesty falls mto one of his Hypochondriacal Fits, p. 527. m. Visit to Dresden 534 The physically Strong pays his Counter-Visit, p. 541. Of Princess Wilhelmina's Four Kings and other ineffectual Suitors, p. 548. vi CONTENTS. Chapter Paob IV. Double-Marriage Project is not dead 551 Crown-Prince Friedrich writes certain Letters, p. 552. Double-Marriage Project re-emerges in an Official Shape, 556. His Maiesty slaughters 3,602 Head of Wild Swine, 559. Falls ill, in consequence; and the Double-Marriage cannot get for- ward, 560. V. Congress of Soissons, Sixth Crisis in the Spectre-Hunt .... 563 VI. Imminency of War or Duel between the Britannic and Prussian Majesties 577 Cause First : The Hanover. Joint-Heritages, which are not in a liquid state, p. 580. Cause Second: The Troubles of Mecklenburg, 581. Causes Third and Fourth;— and Cause Fifth, worth all the others, 585. Troubles of Mecklenburg, for the last time, 601. One Nussler settles the Ahlden Heritages; sends the Money home in Boxes, 603. Vn. A Marriage; not the Double-Marriage: Crown-Prince deep in Trouble 605 Crown-Prince's Domesticities seen in a flash of lightning, p. 607. vm. Crown-Prince getting beyond his depth in Trouble 610 IX. Double-Marriage shall be or shall not be 614 Wilhelmina to be married out of hand. Crisis First: England shall say Yes or say No, p. 616. Dubourgay strikes a light for the English Court, 619. Wilhelmina to be married out of hand. Crisis Second : England shall have said No, 621. Wilhelmina to be married out of hand. Crisis Third: Majesty himself will choose, then, 623. How Friedrich Prince of Baireuth came to be the Man, after all, 624. Double-Marriage, on the edge of shipwreck, flies off a Kind of Carrier- Pigeon, or Noah's-Dove, to England, with Cry for Help, 628. BOOK VII. FEARFUL SHIPWRECK OF THE DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT. February-November, 1730. I. England sends the Excellency Hotham to Berlin 630 Majesty and Crown-Prince with him make a Run to Dresden, p. 630. How Villa was received in England, 6-32. Excellency Hotham arrives in Berlin, 636. n. Language of Birds: Excellency Hotham proves unavaUing 639 A Peep into the Nosti-Grumkow Correspondence caught up in St. Mary Axe, p. 641. The Hotham Despatches, 650. Second and last Peep into the Nosti-Grumkow Correspondence caught up in St. Mary Axe, 653. His Majesty gets Sight of the St. Mary-Axe Documents; but Nothiof follows from it, 657. St. Peter's Church in Berlin has an Accident, 665. FREDERICK THE GREAT. BOOK I. BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. 1712. CHAPTER I. PROEM : friedrich's history from the distance we ARE AT. About fourscore years ago, there used to be seeu saunter- ing on the terraces of Sans Souci, for a short time in the afternoon, or you might have met him elsewhere at an earlier hour, riding or driving in a rapid business manner on the open roads or through the scraggy woods and avenues of that intricate amphibious Potsdam region, a highly interesting lean little old man, of alert though slightly stooping figure ; whose name among strangers was King Friedrich the Second, or Frederick the Great of Prussia, and at home among the common people, who much loved and esteemed him, was Vater Fritz, — Father Fred, — a name of familiarity which had not bred contempt in that instance. He is a King every inch of him, though without the trappings of a King. Presents him- self in a Spartan simplicity of vesture : no crown but an old military cocked-hat, — generally old, or trampled and kneaded into absolute softness, if new ; — no sceptre but one like Aga- memnon's, a walking-stick cut from the woods, which serves also as a riding-stick (with which he hits the horse " between the ears," say authors) ; — and for royal robes, a mere soldier's 4 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. blue coat with red facings, coat likely to be old, and sure to have a good deal of Spanish snuff on the breast of it ; rest of the apparel dim, unobtrusive in color or cut, ending in high over-knee military boots, which may be brushed (and, I hope, kept soft with an underhand suspicion of oil), but are not per- mitted to be blackened or varnished ; Day and Martin with their soot-pots forbidden to approach. The man is not of godlike physiognomy, any more than of imposing stature or costume : close-shut mouth with thin lips, Drominent jaws and nose, receding brow, by no means of Olympian height; head, however, is of long form, and has superlative gray eyes in it. Not what is called a beautiful man ; nor yet, by all appearance, what is called a happy. On the contrary, the face bears evidence of many sorrows, as they are termed, of much hard labor done in this world ; and seems to anticipate nothing but more still coming. Quiet stoicism, capable enough of what joy there were, but not expecting any worth mention ; great unconscious and some conscious pride, well tempered with a cheery mockery of humor, — are written on that old face ; which carries its chin well forward, in spite of the slight stoop about the neck ; snuffy nose rather flung into the air, under its old cocked-hat, — like an old snuffy lion on the watch ; and such a pair of eyes as no man or lion or lynx of that -Century bore elsewhere, according to all the testimony we have. "Those eyes," says Mirabeau, "which, at the bidding of his great soul, fascinated you with seduction or with terror {portaient, au gre de son dme hero'ique, la seduc- tion ou la terreur)." ^ Most excellent potent brilliant eyes, swift-darting as the stars, steadfast as the sun ; gray, we said, of the azure-gray color ; large enough, not of glaring size ; the habitual expression of them vigilance and penetrating sense, rapidity resting on depth. Which is an excellent combina- tion ; and gives us the notion of a lambent outer radiance springing from some great inner sea of light and fire in the man. The voice, if he speak to you, is of similar physiog- nomy : clear, melodious and sonorous ; all tones are in it, 1 Miraheau, Histoire Secrete de In Com de Berlin, Lettre 28"°* (24 Septem- bre, 1786), p. 128 (in edition of Paris, 1821). CHAi-. 1. PROEM: FROM THIS DISTANCE. 5 from that of ingenuous inquiry, graceful sociality, light- flowing banter (rather prickly for most part), up to definite word of command, up to desolating word of rebuke and reprobation ; a voice " the clearest and most agreeable in conversation I ever heard," says witty Dr. Moore. ^ '• He speaks a great deal," continues the doctor ; " yet those who hear him, regret that he does not speak a good deal more. His observations are always lively, very often just ; and few men possess the talent of repartee in greater perfection." Just about threescore and ten years ago,^ his speakings and his workings came to finis in this World of Time ; and he vanished from all eyes into other worlds, leaving much inquiry about him in the minds of men ; — which, as my readers and I may feel too well, is yet by no means satisfied. As to his speech, indeed, though it had the worth just ascribed to it and more, and though masses of it were deliberately put on paper by himself, in prose and verse, and continue to be printed and kept legible, what he spoke has pretty much van- ished into the inane ; and except as record or document of what he did, hardly now concerns mankind. But the things he did were extremely remarkable ; and cannot be forgotten by mankind. Indeed, they bear such fruit to the present hour as all the Newspapers are obliged to be taking note of, sometimes to an unpleasant degree. Editors vaguely account this man the '' Creator of the Prussian Monarchy ; " which has since grown so large in the world, and troublesome to the Editorial mind in this and other countries. He was indeed the first who, in a highly public manner, notified its creation ; announced to all men that it was, in very deed, created ; stand- ing on its feet there, and would go a great way, on the impulse it had got from him and others. As it has accordingly donej and may still keep doing to lengths little dreamt of by the British Editor in our time ; whose prophesyings upon Prussia, and insights into Prussia, in its past, or present or future, are truly as yet inconsiderable, in proportion to the noise he ^ Moore, View of Society and Manners in France, Switzerland and Germany (London, 1779), ii. 246. 2 A.D. 1856, — 17th August, 1786. D BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. makes with them ! The more is the pity for him, — and for myself too in the Enterprise now on hand. It is of this Figure, whom we see by the mind's eye in those Potsdam regions, visible for the last time seventy years ago, that we are now to treat, in the way of solacing ingenu- ous human curiosity. We are to try for some Historical Conception of this Man and King ; some answer to the questions, " What was he, then ? Whence, how ? And what did he achieve and suffer in the world ? " — such answer as may prove admissible to ingenuous mankind, especially such as may correspond to the Fact (which stands there, abstruse indeed, but actual and unalterable), and so be sure of admis- sibility one day. An Enterprise which turns out to be, the longer one looks at it, the more of a formidable, not to say unmanageable nature ! Concerning which, on one or two points, it were good, if conveniently possible, to come to some preliminary understanding with the reader. Here, flying on loose leaves, are certain incidental utterances, of various date : these, as the topic is difficult, I will merely label and insert, instead of a formal Discourse, which were too apt to slide into some- thing of a Lamentation, or otherwise take an unpleasant turn. 1. Friedrich then, and Friedrich now. This was a man of infinite mark to his contemporaries; who had witnessed surprising feats from him in the world; very questionable notions and ways, which he had contrived to maintain against the world and its criticisms. As an original man has always to do ; much more an original ruler of men. The world, in fact, had tried hard to put him down, as it does, unconsciously or consciously, with all such ; and after the most conscious exertions, and at one time a dead- lift spasm of all its energies for Seven Years, had not been able. Principalities and powers, Imperial, Royal, Czarish, Papal, enemies innumerable as the sea-sand, had risen against him, only one helper left among the world's Potentates (and Chap. I. PROEM : NOW AND THEN. 7 that one only while there should be help rendered in return) ; and he led them all such a dance as had astonished mankind and them. No wonder they thought him worthy of notice. Every original man of any magnitude is ; — nay, in the long-run, who or what else is ? But liow much more if your original man was a king over men ; whose movements were polar, and carried from day to day those of the world along with them. The Samson Agonistes, — were his life passed like that of Samuel Johnson in dirty garrets, and the produce of it only some bits of written paper, — the Agonistes, and how he will comport himself in the Philistine mill ; this is always a spectacle of truly epic and tragic nature. The rather, if your Samson, royal or other, is not yet blinded or subdued to the wheel ; much more if he vanquish his enemies, not by suicidal methods, but march out at last flourishing his miracu- lous fighting implement, and leaving their mill and them in quite ruinous circumstances. As this King Friedrich fairly managed to do. For he left the world all bankrupt, we may say ; fallen into bottomless abysses of destruction ; he still in a paying condi- tion, and with footing capable to carry his affairs and him. When he died, in 1786, the enormous Phenomenon since called French Eevolution was already growling audibly in the depths of the world ; meteoric-electric coruscations heralding it, all round the horizon. Strange enough to note, one of Fried- rich's last visitors was Gabriel Honore Riquetti, Comte de Mirabeau. These two saw one another; twice, for half an hour each time. The last of the old Gods and the first of the modern Titans ; — before Pelion leapt on Ossa ; and the foul Earth taking fire at last, its vile mephitic elements went up in volcanic thunder. This also is one of the peculiarities of Fried- rich, that he is hitherto the last of the Kings ; that he ushers in the French Revolution, and closes an Epoch of World-His- tory. Finishing off forever the trade of King, think many ; who have grown profoundly dark as to Kingship and him. The French Revolution may be said to have, for about half a century, quite submerged Friedrich, abolished him from the 8 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. memories of men ; and now on coming to light again, he is found defaced under strange mud-incrustations, and the eyes of mankind look at him from a singularly changed, what we must call oblique and perverse point of vision. This is one of the difficulties in dealing with his History ; — especially if you happen to believe both in the French Kevolution and in him ; that is to say, both that Real Kingship is eternally indis- pensable, and also that the destruction of Sham Kingship (a frightful process) is occasionally so. On the breaking-out of that formidable Explosion, and Suicide of his Century, Friedrich sank into comparative ob- scurity ; eclipsed amid the ruins of that universal earth- quake, the very dust of which darkened all the air, and made of day a disastrous midnight. Black midnight, broken only by the blaze of conflagrations ; — wherein, to our terri- fied imaginations, were seen, not men, French and other, but ghastly portents, stalking wrathful, and shapes of avenging gods. It must be owned the figure of Napoleon was titanic ; especially to the generation that looked on him, and that waited shuddering to be devoured by him. In general, in that French Revolution, all was on a huge scale ; if not greater than anything in human experience, at least more grandiose. All was recorded in bulletins, too, addressed to the shilling-gallery ; and there were fellows on the stage with such a breadth of sabre, extent of whiskerage, strength of windpipe, and command of men and g^mpowder, as had never been seen before. How they bellowed, stalked and flourished about ; counterfeiting Jove's thunder to an amazing degree ! Terrific Drawcansir figures, of enormous whisker- age, unlimited command of gunpowder ; not without sufficient ferocity, and even a certain heroism, stage-heroism, in them ; compared with whom, to the shilling-gallery, and frightened excited theatre at large, it seemed as if there had been no generals or sovereigns before ; as if Friedrich, Gustavus, Cromwell, William Conqueror and Alexander the Great were not worth speaking of henceforth. All this, however, in half a century is considerably altered. The Drawcansir equipments getting gradually torn off, the Chap. I. PROEM : EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. 9 natural size is seen better ; translated from the bulletin style into that of fact and history, miracles, even to the shilling- gallery, are not so miraculous. It begins to be apparent that there lived great men before the era of bulletins and Agamemnon. Austerlitz and Wagram shot away more gun- powder, — gunpowder probably in the proportion of ten to one, or a hundred to one ; but neither of them was tenth- part such a beating to your enemy as that of Rossbach, brought about by strategic art, human ingenuity and intre- pidity, and the loss of 165 men. Leuthen, too, the battle of Leutben (though so few English readers ever heard of it) may very well hold up its head beside any victory gained by Napoleon or another. For the odds were not far from three to one ; the soldiers were of not far from equal quality ; and only the General was consummately superior, and the defeat a destruction. Napoleon did indeed, by immense ex- penditure of men and gunpowder, overrun Europe for a time : but Napoleon never, by husbanding and wisely expending his men and gunpowder, defended a little Prussia against all Europe, year after year for seven years long, till Europe had enough, and gave up the enterprise as one it could not manage. So soon as the Drawcansir equipments are well torn off, and the shilling-gallery got to silence, it will be found that there were great kings before Napoleon, — and likewise an Art of War, grounded on veracity and human courage and insight, not upon Drawcansir rodomontade, grandiose Dick- Turpinism, revolutionary madness, and unlimited expenditure of men and gunpowder. ''You may paint with a very big brush, and yet not be a great painter," says a satirical friend of mine ! This is becoming more and more apparent, as the dust-whirlwind, and huge uproar of the last generation, gradually dies away again. 2. Eighteenth Century. One of the grand difficulties in a History of Friedrich is, all along, this same, That he lived in a Century which has no History and can have little or none. A Century so opu- 10 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. lent in accumulated falsities, — sad opulence descending on it by inheritance, always at compound interest, and always largely increased by fresh acquirement on such immensity of standing capital ; — opulent in that bad way as never Century before was ! Which had no longer the conscious- ness of being false, so false had it grown ; and was so steeped in falsity, and impregnated with it to the very bone, that — in fact the measure of the thing was full, and a French Revolution had to end it. To maintain much veracity in such an element, especially for a king, was no doubt doubly remarkable. But now, how extricate the man from his Century ? How show the man, who is a Reality worthy of being seen, and yet keep his Century, as a Hy- pocrisy worthy of being hidden and forgotten, in the due abeyance ? To resuscitate the Eighteenth Century, or call into men's view, beyond what is necessary, the poor and sordid per- sonages and transactions of an epoch so related to us, can be no purpose of mine on this occasion. The Eighteenth Century, it is well known, does not figure to me as a lovely one ; needing to be kept in mind, or spoken of unneces sarily. To me the Eighteenth Century has nothing grand in it, except that grand universal Suicide, named French Revolution, by which it terminated its otherwise most worth- less existence with at least one worthy act ; — setting fire to its old home and self ; and going up in flames and volcanic explosions, in a truly memorable and important manner. A very fit termination, as I thankfully feel, for such a Century. Century spendthrift^ fraudulent-bankrupt ; gone at length utterly insolvent, without real money of performance in its pocket, and the shops declining to take hypocrisies and spe- ciosities any farther : — what could the poor Century do, but at length admit, "Well, it is so. I am a swindler- century, and have long been ; having learned the trick of it from my father and grandfather ; knowing hardly any trade but that in false bills, which I thought foolishly might last forever, and still bring at least beef and pudding to the favored of mankind. And behold it ends ; and I am a de- Chap. I. PROEM: EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. 11 tected swindler, and have nothing even to eat. What re- mains but that I blow my brains out, and do at length one true action ? " Which the poor Century did ; many thanks to it, in the circumstances. For there was need once more of a Divine Revelation to the torpid frivolous children of men, if they were not to sink altogether into the a])e condition. And in that whirhvind of the Universe, — lights obliterated, and the torn wrecks of Earth and Hell hurled aloft into the Empyrean ; black whirl- wind, which made even apes serious, and drove most of them mad, — there was, to men, a voice audible; voice from the heart of things once more, as if to say : " Lying is not permitted in this Universe. The wages of lying, you be- hold, are death. Lying means damnation in this Universe ; and Beelzebub, never so elaborately decked in crowns and mitres, is not God ! " This was a revelation truly to be named of the Eternal, in our poor Eighteenth Century ; and has greatly altered the complexion of said Century to the Histo- rian ever since. Whereby, in short, that Century is quite confiscate, fallen bankrupt, given up to the auctioneers ; — Jew-brokers sort- ing out of it at this moment, in a confused distressing man- ner, what is still valuable or salable. And, in fact, it lies massed up in our minds as a disastrous wrecked inanity, not useful to dwell upon ; a kind of dusky chaotic back- ground, on which the figures that had some veracity in them — a small company, and ever growing smaller as our demands rise in strictness — are delineated for us. — " And yet it is the Century of our own Grandfathers ? " cries the reader. Yes, reader ! truly. It is the ground out of which we ourselves have sprung ; whereon now we have our im- mediate footing, and first of all strike down our roots for nourishment ; — and, alas, in large sections of the practical world, it (what we specially mean by it) still continues flourishing all round us ! To forget it quite is not yet pos- sible, nor would be profitable. What to do with it, and its forgotten fooleries and " Histories," worthy only of forget- ting ? — Well : so much of it as by nature adheres ; what of 12 BIETH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. it cannot be disengaged from our Hero and his operations : approximately so much, and no more ! Let that be our bar- gain in regard to it. 3. English Prepossessions. With such wagon-loads of Books and Printed Records as exist on the subject of Friedrich, it has always seemed possible, even for a stranger, to acquire some real understanding of him ; — though practically, here and now, I have to own, it proves difficult beyond conception. Alas, the Books are not cosmic, they are chaotic ; and turn out unexpectedly void of instruc- tion to us. Small use in a talent of writing, if there be not iirst of all the talent of discerning, of loyally recognizing ; of discriminating what is to be written ! Books born mostly of Chaos — which want all things, even an Index — are a painful object. In sorrow and disgust, you wander over those multitudinous Books : you dwell in endless regions of the superiicial, of the nugatory : to your bewildered sense it is as if no insight into the real heart of Friedrich and his aftairs- were anywhere to be had. Truth is, the Prussian Dryasdust, otherwise an honest fellow, and not afraid of labor, excels all other Dryasdusts yet known ; I have often sorrowfully felt as if there were not in Nature, for darkness, dreariness, im- methodic platitude, anything comparable to him. He writes big Books wanting in almost every quality; and does not even give an Index to them. He has made of Friedrich's His- tory a wide-spread, inorganic, trackless matter ; dismal to your mind, and barren as a continent of Brandenburg sand ! — Enough, he could do no other : I have striven to forgive him. Let the reader now forgive me ; and think sometimes what probably my raw-material was ! — Curious enough, Friedrich lived in the Writing Era, — morn- ing of that strange Era which has grown to such a noon for us ; — and his favorite society, all his reign, was with the lit- erary or writing sort. Nor have they failed to write about him, they among the others, about him and about him ; and it is notable how little real light, on any point of his existence Chap. I. PROEM : ENGLISH PREPOSSESSIONS. 18 or environment, they have managed to communicate. Dim in- deed, for most part a mere epigrammatic sputter of darkness visible, is the " picture " they have fashioned to themselves of Friedrich and his Country and his Century. Men not *' of genius," apparently ? Alas, no ; men fatally destitute of true eyesight, and of loyal heart first of all. So far as I have no- ticed, there was not, with the single exception of Mirabeau for one hour, any man to be called of genius, or Avith an adequate power of human discernment, that ever personally looked on Friedrich. Had many such men looked successively on his History and him, we had not found it now in such a condition. Still altogether chaotic as a History ; fatally destitute even of the Indexes and mechanical appliances : Friedrich's self, and his Country, and his Century, still undeciphered ; very dark phenomena, all three, to the intelligent part of mankind. In Prussia there has long been a certain stubborn though planless diligence in digging for the outward details of Fried- rich's Life-History ; though as to organizing them, assorting them, or even putting labels on them ; much more as to the least interpretation or human delineation of the man and his alfairs, — you need not inquire in Prussia. In France, in England, it is still worse. There an immense ignorance pre- vails even as to the outward facts and phenomena of Fried- rich's life ; and instead of the Prussian no-interpretation, you find, in these vacant circumstances, a great promptitude to in- terpret. Whereby judgments and prepossessions exist among us on that subject, especially on Friedrich's character, which are very ignorant indeed. To Englishmen, the sources of knowledge or conviction about Friedrich, I have observed, are mainly these two. First, for his Public Character : it was an all-important fact, not to it, but to this country in regard to it. That George II., seeing good to plunge head-foremost into German Politics, and to take Maria Theresa's side in the Austrian-Succession War of 1740-1748, needed to begin by assuring his Parliament and Newspapers, profoundly dark on the matter, that Friedrich was a robber and villain for taking the other side. Which 14 BIRTH AND PAEENTAGE. Book I. assurance, resting on what basis we shall see by and by, George's Paiiiament and Newspapers cheerfully accepted, nothing doubting. And they have re-echoed and reverberated it, they and the rest of us, ever since, to all lengths, down to the present day ; as a fact quite agreed upon, and the prelimi- nary item in Friedrich's character. Robber and villain to begin with ; that was one settled point. Afterwards when George and Friedrich came to be allies, and the grand fightings of the Seven-Years War took place, George's Parliament and Newspapers settled a second point, in regard to Friedrich : " One of the greatest soldiers ever born." This second item the British Writer fully admits ever since : but he still adds to it the quality of robber, in a loose way ; — and images to himself a royal Dick Turpin, of the kind known in Review-Articles, and disquisitions on Progress of the Species, and labels it Frederick ; very anxious to collect new babblement of lying Anecdotes, false Criticisms, hungry French Memoirs, which will confirm him in that impossible idea. Had such proved, on survey, to be the character of Friedrich, there is one British Writer whose curiosity con- cerning him would pretty soon have died away ; nor could any amount of unwise desire to satisfy that feeling in fellow- creatures less seriously disposed have sustained him alive, in those baleful Historic Acherons and Stygian Fens, where he has had to dig and to fish so long, far away from the upper light ! — Let me request all readers to blow that sorry cliaff entirely out of their minds ; and to believe nothing on the subject except what they get some evidence for. Second English source relates to the Private Character. Friedrich's Biography or Private Character, the English, like the French, have gathered chiefly from a scandalous libel by Voltaire, which used to be called Vie Privee du Roi de Prusse 'Private Life of the King of Prussia) : ^ libel undoubtedly 1 First printed, from a stolen copy, at Geneva, 1784 ; first proved to be Vol- taire's (whi(/ some of liis admirers had striven to doubt), Paris, 1788 ; stands avowed ever since, in all the Editions of his Works (ii. 9-113 of the Edition by Baudouin Fr^res, 97 vols., Paris, 1825-1834), under the title M€moires pour servir a la Vie de M. de Voltaire, — witli patches of repetition in the thing called Commentaire Historique, Wich follows ibid, at great length. Chap. I. PROEM : ENGLISH PREPOSSESSIONS. 15 written by Voltaire, in a kind of fury ; but not intended to be published by him ; nay burnt and annihilated, as he afterwards imagined. No line of which, that cannot be otherwise proved, has a right to be believed ; and large portions of which can be proved to be wild exaggerations and perversions, or even downright lies, — written in a mood analogous to the Frenzy of John Dennis. This serves for the Biography or Private Character of Triedrich ; imputing all crimes to him, natural and unnatural ; — offering indeed, if combined with facts otherwise known, or even if well considered by itself, a thor- oughly flimsy, incredible and impossible image. Like that of some flaming Devil's Head, done in phosphorus on the walls of the black-hole, by an Artist whom you had locked up there (not quite without reason) overnight. Poor Voltaire wrote that Vie Frivee in a state little inferior to the Frenzy of John Dennis, — how brought about we shall see by and by. And this is the Document which English readers are surest to have read, and tried to credit as far as possible. Our counsel is, Out of window with it, he that would know Friedrich of Prussia ! Keep it awhile, he that would know Fran9ois Arouet de Voltaire, and a certain numer- ous unfortunate class of mortals, whom Voltaire is sometimes capable of sinking to be spokesman for, in this world ! — Alas, go where you will, especially in these irreverent ages, tha noteworthy Dead is sure to be found lying under infinite dung, no end of calumnies and stupidities accumulated upon him. For the class we speak of, class of " flunkies doing saturnalia below stairs," is numerous, is innumerable ; and can well re- munerate a "vocal flunky" that will serve their purposes on such an occasion ! — Friedrich is by no means one of the perfect demigods ; and there are various things to be said against him with good ground. To the last, a questionable hero ; with much in him which one could have wished not there, and much wanting • which one could have wished. But there is one feature which strikes you at an early period of the inquiry. That in his way he is a Reality ; that he always means what he speaks ; 16 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. grounds his actions, too, on what he recognizes for the truth ; and, in short, has nothing whatever of the Hypocrite or Phantasm. Which some readers will admit to be an extremely- rare phenomenon. We perceive that this man was far indeed from trying to deal swindler-like with the facts around him ; that he honestly recognized said facts wherever they disclosed themselves, and was very anxious also to ascertain their existence where still hidden or dubious. For he knew well, to a quite uncommon degree, and with a merit all the higher as it was an unconscious one, how entirely inexorable is the nature of facts, whether recognized or not, ascertained or not ; how vain all cunning of diplomacy, management and sophistry, to save any mortal who does not stand on the truth of things, from sinking, in the long-run. Sinking to the very mud-gods, with all his diploma- cies, possessions, achievements ; and becoming an unnamable object, hidden deep in the Cesspools of the Universe. This I hope to make manifest ; this which I long ago discerned for myself, with pleasure, in the physiognomy of Friedrich and his life. Which indeed was the first real sanction, and has all along been my inducement and encouragement, to study his life and him. How this man, officially a King withal, com- ported himself in the Eighteenth Century, and managed not to be a Liar and Charlatan as his Century was, deserves to be seen a little by men and kings, and may silently have didactic meanings in it. He that was honest with his existence has always meaning for us, be he king or peasant. He that merely shammed and grimaced with it, however much, and with whatever noise and trumpet-blowing, he may have cooked and eaten in this world, cannot long have any. Some men do cook enormously (let us call it cooking, what a man does in obedience to his hunger merely, to his desires and passions merely), — roasting whole continents and populations, in the flames of war or other dis- cord ; — witness the Napoleon above spoken of. For the appe- tite of man in that respect is unlimited ; in truth, infinite ; and the smallest of us could eat the entire Solar System, had we the chance given, and then cry, like Alexander of Macedon, Chap. I. PROEM : ENCOURAGEMENTS, ETC. 17 because we had no more Solar Systems to cook and eat. It is not the extent of the man's cookery that can much attach me to him ; but only the man himself, and what of strength he had to wrestle with the mud-elements, and what of victory he got for his own benefit and mine. 4. Encouragements, Discouragements. French Revolution having spent itself, or sunk in France and elsewhere to what we see, a certain curiosity reawakens as to what of great or manful we can discover on the other side of that still troubled atmosphere of the Present and immediate Past. Curiosity quickened, or which should be quickened, by the great and all-absorbing question, How is that same ex- ploded Past ever to settle down again ? Not lost forever, it would appear : the New Era has not annihilated the old eras : New Era could by no means manage that ; — never meant that, had it known its own mind (which it did not) : its meaning was and is, to get its own well out of them ; to readapt, in a purified shape, the old eras, and appropriate whatever was true and not combustible in them : that was the poor New Era's meaning, in the frightful explosion it made of itself and its possessions, to begin with ! And the question of questions now is : What part of that exploded Past, the ruins and dust of which still darken all the air, will continually gravitate back to us ; be reshaped, trans- formed, readapted, that so, in new figures, under new con- ditions, it may enrich and nourish us again ? What part of it, not being incombustible, has actually gone to flame and gas in the huge world-conflagration, and is now gaseoits, mounting aloft ; and will know no beneficence of gravitation, but mount, and roam upon the waste winds forever, — Nature so ordering it, in spite of any industry of Art ? This is the universal question of afflicted mankind at present ; and sure enough it will be long to settle. On one point we can answer : Only what of the Past was true will come back to us. That is the one asbestos which sur- vives all fire, and comes out purified ; that is still ours, blessed 18 BIRTH AND PAEENTAGE. Book I. be Heaven, and only that. By the law of Nature nothing more than that ; and also, by the same law, nothing less than that. Let Art struggle how it may, for or against, — as foolish Art is seen extensively doing in our time, — there is where the limits of it will be. In which point of view, may not Fried- rich, if he was a true man and King, justly excite some curi- osity again; nay some quite peculiar curiosity, as the lost Crowned Reality there was antecedent to that general outbreak and abolition ? To many it appears certain there are to be no Kings of any sort, no Government more ; less and less need of them henceforth, New Era having come. Which is a very wonderful notion ; important if true ; perhaps still more im- portant, just at present, if untrue ! My hopes of presenting, in this Last of the Kings, an exemplar to my contemporaries, I confess, are not high. On the whole, it is evident the difficulties to a History of Friedrich are great and many : and the sad certainty is at last forced upon me that no good Book can, at this time, especially in this country, be written on the subject. Wherefore let the reader put up with an indifferent or bad one ; he little knows how much worse it could easily have been I — Alas, the Ideal of History, as my friend Sauerteig knows, is very high ; and it is not one serious man, but many successions of such, and whole serious generations of such, that can ever again build up History towards its old dignity. We must renounce ideals. We must sadly take up with the mournfulest barren realities ; — dismal continents of Brandenburg sand, as in this instance ; mere tumbled mountains of marine-stores, without so much as an Index to them ! Has the reader heard of Sauerteig's last batch of Sjrring- wurzeln, a rather curious valedictory Piece ? " All History is an imprisoned Epic, nay an imprisoned Psalm and Prophecy," says Sauerteig there. I wish, from my soul, he had disivx- prisoned it in this instance ! But he only says, in magnilo- quent language, how grand it would be if disimprisoned ; — and hurls out, accidentally striking on this sul)ject, the follow- ing rough sentences, suggestive though unpractical, with which I shall conclude : — Chap. I. PROEM : ENCOURAGEMENTS, ETC. 19 " Schiller, it appears, at one time thought of writing an Epic Poem upon Friedrich the Great, 'upon some action of Fried- rich's,' Schiller says. Happily Schiller did not do it. By oversetting fact, disregarding reality, and tumbling time and space topsy-turvy, Schiller with his fine gifts might no doubt have written a temporary 'epic poem,' of the kind read and admired by many simple persons. But that would have helped little, and could not have lasted long. It is not the untrue imaginary Picture of a man and his life that I want from my Schiller, but the actual natural Likeness, true as the face itself, nay truer, in a sense. Which the Artist, if there is one, might help to give, and the Botcher (Pfuscher) never can! Alas, and the Artist does not even try it ; leaves it altogether to the Botcher, being busy otherwise ! — " Men surely will at length discover again, emerging from these dismal bewilderments in which the modern Ages reel and stagger this long while, that to them also, as to the most ancient men, all Pictures that cannot be credited are — Pic- tures of an idle nature ; to be mostly swept out of doors. Such veritably, were it never so forgotten, is the law! Mistakes enough, lies enough will insinuate themselves into our most earnest portrayings of the True : but that we should, deliber- ately and of forethought, rake together what we know to be not true, and introduce that in the hope of doing good with it ? I tell you, such practice was unknown in the ancient earnest times ; and ought again to become unknown except to the more foolish classes ! " That is Sauerteig's strange notion, not now of yesterday, as readers know : — and he goes then into " Homer's Iliad," the " Hebrew Bible," '■' terrible Hebrew veracity of every line of it ; " discovers an alarming " kinship of Fiction to lying ; " and asks, If anybody can com- pute " the damage we poor moderns have got from our prac- tices of fiction in Literature itself, not to speak of awfully higher provinces ? Men will either see into all this by and by," continues he ; " or plunge head foremost, in neglect of all this, whither they little dream as yet ! — "But I think all real Poets, to this hour, are Psalmists and Iliadists after their sort ; and have in them a divine 20 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE Book L impatience of lies, a divine incapacity of living among lies. Likewise, which is a corollary, that the highest Shakspeare producible is properly the fittest Historian producible ; — and that it is frightful to see the Gelehrte Dummkopf [what we here may translate, Dryasdust] doing the function of History, and the Shakspeare and the Goethe neglecting it. ' Interpreting events ; ' interpreting the universally visi- ble, entirely «?idubitable Revelation of the Author of this Universe : how can Dryasdust interpret such things, the dark chaotic dullard, who knows the meaning of nothing cosmic or noble, nor ever will know ? Poor wretch, one sees what kind of meaning he educes from Man's History, this long while past, and has got all the world to believe of it along with him. Unhappy Dryasdust, thrice-unhappy world that takes Dryasdust's reading of the ways of God ! But what else was possible ? They that could have taught better were engaged in fiddling ; for which there are good wages going. And our damage therefrom, our damage, — yes, if thou be still human and not cormorant, — perhaps it will transcend all Californias, English National Debts, and show itself incomputable in con- tinents of Bullion ! — " Believing that mankind are not doomed wholly to dog- like annihilation, I believe that much of this will mend. I believe that the world will not always waste its inspired men in mere fiddling to it. That the man of rhythmic nature will feel more and more his vocation towards the Interpreta- tion of Fact ; since only in the vital centre of that, could we once get thither, lies all real melody ; and that he will become, he, once again the Historian of Events, — bewildered Dryas- dust having at last the happiness to be his servant, and to liave some guidance from him. Which will be blessed indeed. For the present, Dryasdust strikes me like a hapless Nigger gone masterless : Nigger totally unfit for self-guidance ; yet without master good or bad ; and whose feats in that capacity no god or man can rejoice in. " History, with faithful Genius at the top and faithful Industry at the bottom, will then be capable of being written. History will then actually be written, — the inspired gift of Chap. II. FRIEDRICH'S BIRTH. 21 God employing itself to illuminate the dark ways of God. A thing thi-ice-pressingly needful to be done ! Whereby the modern Nations may again become a little less godless, and again have their ' epics ' (of a different from the Schiller sort), and again have several things they are still more fatally in want of at present ! " — So that, it would seem, there will graduall}'' among man- kind, if Friedrich last some centuries, be a real Epic made of his History ? That is to say (presumably), it will become a perfected Melodious Truth, and duly significant and duly beautiful bit of Belief, to mankind ; the essence of it fairly evolved from all the chaff, the portrait of it actually given, and its real harmonies with the laws of this Universe brought out, in bright and dark, according to the God's Fact as it was ; which poor Dryasdust and the Newspapers never could get sight of, but were always far from ! — Well, if so, — and even if not quite so, — it is a comfort to reflect that every true worker (who has blown away chaff &c.), were his contribution no bigger than my own, may have brought the good result nearer by a hand-breadth or two. And so we will end these preludings, and proceed upon our Prob- lem, courteous reader. CHAPTER 11. friedrich's birth. Friedrich of Brandenburg-Hohenzollern, who came by course of natural succession to be Friedrich II. of Prussia, and is known in these ages as Frederick the Great, was born in the palace of Berlin, about noon, on the 24th of January, 1712. A small infant, but of great promise or possibility ; and tlirice and four times welcome to all sovereign and other persons in the Prussian Court, and Prussian realms, in those cold winter days. His Father, they say, was like to have stifled him with his caresses, so overjoyed was the man ; or 2.3 Vol. 1 22 BIKTH A^'D PARENTAGE. Book I. at least to have scorched him in the blaze of the fire ; when happily some much suitabler female nurse snatched this little creature from the rough paternal paws, — and saved it for the benefit of Prussia and mankind. If Heaven will but please to grant it length of life ! For there have already been two little Princekins, who are both dead ; this Friedrich is the fourth child ; and only one little girl, wise Wilhelmina, of almost too sharp wits, and not too vivacious aspect, is other- wise yet here of royal progeny. It is feared the HohenzoUern lineage, which has flourished here with such beneficent effect for three centuries now, and been in truth the very making of the Prussian Nation, may be about to fail, or pass into some side branch. Which change, or any change in that re- spect, is questionable, and a thing desired by nobody. Five years ago, on the death of the first little Prince, there had surmises risen, obscure rumors and hints, that the Princess Royal, mother of the lost baby, never would have healthy chil- dren, or even never have a child more : upon which, as there was but one other resource, — a widowed Grandfather, namely, and except the Prince Roj^al no son to him, — said Grand- father, still only about fifty, did take the necessary steps : but they have been entirely unsuccessful ; no new son or child, only new affliction, new disaster has resulted from that third marriage of his. And though the Princess Royal has had an- other little Prince, that too has died within the year ; — killed, some say on the other hand, by the noise of the cannon firing for joy over it I ^ Yes ; and the first baby Prince, these same parties farther say, was crushed to death by the weighty dress you put upon it at christening time, especially by the little crown it wore, which had left a visible black mark upon the poor soft infant's brow ! In short, it is a questionable case ; undoubtedly a questionable outlook for Prussian mankind; and the appearance of this little Prince, a third trump-card in the HohenzoUern game, is an unusually interesting event. 1 Forster, Friedrich Wilhelm I., Konig von Preussen (Potsdam, 1834), i. 126 (who quotes Morgenstern, a contemporary reporter). But see also Preuss, Friedrich der Grosse tnit seinen Verwandten und Freunden (Berlin, 1838), pp. 379-380. !.ii u-r- i; Chap. II. FRIEDRICH'S BIRTH. 23 The joy over him, not in Berlin Palace only, but in Berlin City, and over the Prussian iSTation, was very great and uni- versal ; — still testified in manifold dull, unreadable old pam- phlets, records official and volunteer, — which were then all ablaze like the bonfires, and are now fallen dark enough, and hardly credible even to the fancy of this new Time. The poor old Grandfather, Friedrich I. (the first King of Prussia), — for, as we intimate, he was still alive, and not very old, though now infirm enough, and laden beyond his strength with sad reminiscences, disappointments and cha- grins, — had taken much to Wilhelmina, as she tells us ; ^ and would amuse himself whole days with the pranks and prattle of the little child. Good old man: he, we need not doubt, brightened up into unusual vitality at sight of this invaluable little Brother of hers ; through whom he can look once more into the waste dim future with a flicker of new hope. Poor old man : he got his own back half-broken by a careless nurse letting him fall ; and has slightly stooped ever since, some fifty and odd years now : much against his will ; for he would fain have been beautiful ; and has struggled all his days, very hard if not very wisely, to make his existence beautiful, — to make it magnificent at least, and regardless of expense ; — and it threatens to come to little. Courage, poor Grandfather : here is a new second edition of a Priedrich, the first having gone off with so little effect : this one's back is still unbroken, his life's seedfield not yet filled with tares and thorns : who knows but Heaven will be kinder to this one ? Heaven was much kinder to this one. Him Heaven had kneaded of more potent stuff : a mighty fellow this one, and a strange ; related not only to the Upholsteries and Heralds' Colleges, but to the Sphere-harmonies and the divine and demonic powers ; of a swift far-darting nature this one, like an Apollo clad in sun- beams and in lightnings (after his sort) ; and with a back which all the world could not succeed in breaking ! — Yes, if, by most rare chance, this were indeed a new man of genius, born into the purblind rotting Century, in the acknowledged 1 M€moires de Fr€d&ique Sophie Wilhelmine de Prusse, Margrave de Bareith, Smtr de Fr^d&ic-le- Grand (London, 1812), i. 5. 24 BIKTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. rank of a king there, — man of genius, that is to say, man of originality and veracity ; capable of seeing with his eyes, and incapable of not believing what he sees ; — then truly ! — But as yet none knows ; the poor old Grandfather never knew. Meanwhile they christened the little fellow, with immense magnificence and pomp of apparatus ; Kaiser Karl, and the very Swiss Republic being there (by proxy), among the gos- sips ; and spared no cannon-volleyiugs, kettle-drummings, metal crown, heavy cloth-of-silver, for the poor soft creature's sake ; all of which, however, he survived. The name given him was Karl Friedrich (Charles Frederick) ; Karl perhaps, and perhaps also not, in delicate compliment to the chief gos- sip, the above-mentioned Kaiser, Karl or Charles VI. ? At any rate, the Karl, gradually or from the first, dropped alto- gether out of practice, and went as nothing : he himself, or those about him, never used it ; nor, except in some dim Eng- lish pamphlet here and there, have I met with any trace of it. Friedrich {Rich-m-Peace, a name of old prevalence in the Ho- henzoUeru kindred), which he himself wrote Frederic in his French way, and at last even Federic (with a very singular sense of euphony), is throughout, and was, his sole designation. Sunday 31st January, 1712, age then precisely one week : then, and in this manner, was he ushered on the scene, and labelled among his fellow-creatures. We must now look round a little ; and see, if possible by any method or exertion, what kind of scene it was. CHAPTEE in. FATHER AND MOTHER: THE HANOVERIAN CONNECTION. Friedrich Wilhelm, Crown-Prince of Prussia, son of Friedrich I. and Father of this little infant who will one day be Friedrich II., did himself make some noise in the world as second King of Prussia ; notable not as Friedrich's father alone ; and will much concern us during the rest of his Chat. III. FATHER AND MOTHER. 25 life. He is, at this date, in his twenty-fourth year : a thick- set, sturdy, florid, brisk young fellow ; with a jovial laugh in him, yet of solid grave ways, occasionally somewhat volcanic ; much given to soldiering, and out-of-door exercises, having lit- tle else to do at present. He has been manager, or, as it were, Vice-King, on an occasional absence of his Father ; he knows practically what the state of business is ; and greatly disap- proves of it, as is thought. But being bound to silence on that head, he keeps silence, and meddles with nothing politi- cal. He addicts himself chiefly to mustering, drilling and practical military duties, while here at Berlin ; runs out, often enough, wife and perhaps a comrade or two along with him, to hunt, and take his ease, at Wusterhausen (some fifteen or twenty miles ^ southeast of Berlin), where he has a residence amid the woody moorlands. But soldiering is his grand concern. Six years ago, sum- mer 1706,'^ at a very early age, he went to the wars, — grand Spanish-Succession War, which was then becoming 7ery fierce in the Netherlands ; Prussian troops always active on the Marlborough-Eugene side. He had just been betrothed, was not yet wedded ; thought good to turn the interim to advan- tage in that way. Then again, spring 1709, after his marriage and after his Father's marriage, " the Court being full of in- trigues," and nothing but silence recommendable there, a cer- tain renowned friend of his, Leopold, Prince of Anhalt-Dessau, of whom we shall yet hear a great deal, — who, still only about thirty, had already covered himself with laurels in those wars (Blenheim, Bridge of Casano, Lines of Turin, and other glo- ries), but had now got into intricacies with the weaker sort, and was out of command, — agreed with Friedrich Wilhelm that it would be well to go and serve there as volunteers, since not otherwise.^ A Crown-Prince of Prussia, ought he not to learn soldiering, of all things i by every opportunity ? 1 English miles, — as always unless the contrary be stated. The German Meile is about five miles English ; German Stunde about three. 2 Forster, i. 116. 3 Vamhagen von Ense, Furst Leopold von Anhalt-Dessau (in Biographische DenJ^nale, 2d edition, Berlin, 1845), p. 185. Tliaten und Leben des wehherulim- ten Fitstens Leopoldi von Anhalt-Dessau (Leipzig, 1742), p. 73. Forster, i. 129. 26 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. Which Friedrich Willielm did, with industry ; serving zealous apprenticeship under Marlborough and Eugene, in this man- ner ; plucking knowledge, as the bubble reputation, and all else in that field has to be plucked, from the cannon's mouth. Friedrich Wilhelm kept by Marlborough, now as formerly j friend Leopold being commonly in Eugene's quarter, who well knew the worth of him, ever since Blenheim and earlier. Friedrich Wilhelm saw hot service, that campaign of 1709 ; siege of Tournay, and far more ; — stood, among other things, the fiery Battle of Malplaquet, one of the terriblest and dead- liest feats of war ever done. No want of intrepidity and rugged soldier-virtue in the Prussian troops or their Crown- Prince ; least of all on that terrible day, 11th September, 1709 ; — of which he keeps the anniversary ever since, and will do all his life, the doomsday of Malplaquet always a memorable day to him.^ He is more and more intimate with Leopold, and loves good soldiering beyond all things. Here at Berlin he has already got a regiment of his own, tallish fine men. ; and strives to make it in all points a very pattern of a regiment. For the rest, much here is out of joint, and far from satis- factory to him. Seven years ago ^ he lost his own brave Mother and her love ; of which we must speak farther by and by. In her stead he has got a fantastic, melancholic, ill- natured Stepmother, with whom there was never any good to be done ; who in fact is now fairly mad, and kept to her own apartments. He has to see here, and say little, a chagrined heart-worn Father flickering painfully amid a scene much filled with expensive futile persons, and their extremely piti- ful cabals and mutual rages ; scene chiefly of pompous inanity, and' the art of solemnly and with great labor doing nothing. Such waste of labor and of means : what can one do but be silent ? The other year, Preussen (Prussia Proper, province lying far eastward, out of sight) was sinking under pestilence and black ruin and despair : the Crown-Prince, contrary to wont, broke silence, and begged some dole or subvention for these poor people ; but there was nothing to be had. Nothing 1 Porster, i. 138. ? 1st February, 1705. Chap. III. FATHER AND MOTHER. 27 iu the treasury, your Royal Highness : — Preussen will shift for itself ; sublime dramaturgy, which we call his Majesty's Government, costs so much ! And Preussen, mown away by death, lies much of it vacant ever since ; which has completed the Crown-Prince's disgust ; and, I believe, did produce some change of ministry, or other ineffectual expedient, on the old Father'^ part. Upon which the Crown-Prince locks up his thoughts again. He has confused whirlpools, of Court in- trigues, ceremonials, and troublesome fantasticalities, to steer amongst ; which he much dislikes, no man more ; having an eye and heart set on the practical only, and being in mind as in body something of the genus robustum, of the genus ferox withal. He has been wedded six years ; lost two children, as we saw ; and now again he has two living. His wife, Sophie Dorothee of Hanover, is his cousin as well. She is brother' s-daughter of his Mother, Sophie Charlotte : let the reader learn to discriminate these two names. Sophie Charlotte, late Queen of Prussia, was also of Hanover: she probably had sometimes, in her quiet motherly thought, an- ticipated this connection for him, while she yet lived. It is certain Friedrich Wilhelm was carried to Hanover in early childhood : his Mother, — that Sophie Charlotte, a famed Queen and lady in her day. Daughter of Electress Sophie, and Sister of the George who became George I. of England by and by, — took him thither ; some time about the beginning of 1693, his age then five ; and left him there on trial ; alleging, and expecting, he might have a better breeding there. And this, in a Court where Electress Sophie was chief lady, and Elector Ernst, fit to be called Gentleman Ernst,^ the politest of men, was chief lord, — and where Leibnitz, to say nothing 1 " Her Highness [the Electress Sophie] has the character of the merry debonnaire Princess of Germany ; a lady of extraordinary virtues and accom- plishments ; mistress of the Italian, French, High and Low Dutch, and Eng- lish languages, which she speaks to perfection. Her husband [Elector Ernst] has the title of the Gentleman of Germany ; a graceful and," &c. &c. W. Carr, Remarks of the Governments of the severall Parts of Germanic, Denmark, Sweed- land (Amsterdam, 1688), p. 147. See also Ker of Kersland (still more em- phatic on this point, scepius). 28 ELRTH AND PAEENTAGE. Book L of lighter notabilities, was flourishing, — seemed a reasonable expectation. Nevertheless, it came to nothing, this articulate purpose of the visit ; though perhaps the deeper silent purposes of it might not be quite unfulfilled. Gentleman Ernst had lately been made "Elector" {Kxtr- furst, instead of Herzog), — his Hanover no longer a mere Sovereign Duchy, but an Electorate henceforth, new /•' Ninth Electorate," by Ernst's life-long exertion and good luck ; — which has spread a fine radiance, for the time, over court and people in those parts ; and made Ernst a haj)pier man than ever, in his old age. Gentleman Ernst and Electress Sophie, we need not doubt, were glad to see their burly Prussian grandson, — a robust, rather mischievous boy of five years old ; — and anything that brought her Daughter oftener about her (an only Daughter too, and one so gifted) was sure to be welcome to the cheery old Electress, and her Leibnitz and her circle. For Sophie Charlotte was a bright presence, and a favorite with sage and gay. Uncle George again, " Kurprinz Georg Ludwig " (Electoral Prince and Heir- Apparent), who became George I. of England ; he, always a taciturn, saturnine, somewhat grim-visaged man, not without thoughts of his own but mostly inarticulate thoughts, was, just at this time, in a deep domestic intricacy. Uncle George the Kurprinz was painfully detecting, in these very months, that his august Spouse and cousin, a brilliant not uninjured lady, had become an indignant injuring one ; that she had gone, and was going, far astray in her walk of life ! Thus all is not radiance at Hanover either, Ninth Elector though we are ; but, in the soft sunlight, there quivers a streak of the blackness of very Erebus withal. Kurprinz George, I think, though he too is said to have been good to the boy, could not take much interest in this burly Nephew of his just now ! Sure enough, it was in this year 1693, that the famed Konigsmark tragedy came ripening fast towards a crisis in Hanover ; and next year the catastrophe arrived. A most tragic business ; of which the little Boy, now here, will know more one day. Perhaps it was on this very visit, on one visit Chap. ill. FATHER AND MOTHER. 29 it credibly was, that Sophie Charlotte witnessed a sad scene in the Schloss of Hanover: high words rising, where low cooings had been more appropriate ; harsh words, mutually recriminative, rising ever higher ; ending, it is thought, in things, or menaces and motions towards things (actual box on the ear, some call it), — never to be forgotten or forgiven! And on Sunday 1st of July, 1694, Colonel Count Philip Konigsmark, Colonel in the Hanover Dragoons, was seen for the last time in this world. From that date, he has vanished suddenly underground, in an inscrutable manner : never more shall the light of the sun, or any human eye behold that hand- some blackguard man. Not for a hundred and fifty years shall human creatures know, or guess with the smallest certainty, what has become of him. And shortly after Konigsmark's disappearance, there is this sad phenomenon visible : A once very radiant Princess (witty, haughty-minded, beautiful, not wise or fortunate) now gone all ablaze into angry tragic conflagration ; getting locked into the old Castle of Ahlden, in the moory solitudes of Luneburg Heath: to stay there till she die, — thirty years as it proved, — and go into ashes and angry darkness as she may. Old peasants, late in the next century, will remember that they used to see her sometimes driving on the Heath, — beautiful lady, long black hair, and the glitter of diamonds in it ; sometimes the reins in her own hand, but always with a party of cavalry round her, and their swords drawn.^ " Duchess of Ahlden," that was her title in the eclipsed state. Born Princess of Zelle ; by marriage. Princess of Hanover (Knrprinzessin) ; would have been Queen of England, too, had matters gone otherwise than they did. — Her name, like that of a little Daughter she had, is Sophie Dorothee : she is Cousin and Divorced Wife of Kurprinz George ; divorced, and as it were abolished alive, in this manner. She is little Friedrich Wil- helm's Aunt-in-law ; and her little Daughter comes to be his Wife in process of time. Of him, or of those belonging to him, she took small notice, I suppose, in her then mood, the 1 Die Herzogin von Ahlden (Leipzig, 1852), p. 22. Divorce was, 28th Decem- ber, 1694; death, 13th November, 1726, — age then 60. 30 BIKTH AND PAKENTAGE. Book I. crisis coming on so fast. In her happier innocent days she had two children, a King that is to be, and a Queen ; George II. of England, Sophie Dorothee of Prussia; but must not now call them hers, or ever see them again. This was the Konigsmark tragedy at Hanover ; fast ripen- ing towards its catastrophe while little Friedrich Wilhelm was there. It has been, ever since, a rumor and dubious frightful mystery to mankind : but within these few years, by curious accidents (thefts, discoveries of written documents, in various countries, and diligent study of them), it has at length become a certainty and clear fact, to those who are curious about it. Fact surely of a rather horrible sort ; — yet better, I must say, than was suspected : not quite so bad in the state of fact as in that of rumor. Crime enough is in it, sin and folly on both sides ; there is killing too, but not assassination (as it turns out) ; on the whole there is nothing of atrocity, or nothing that was not accidental, unavoidable ; — and there is a certain greatness of decorum on the part of those Hanover Princes and oflB.cial gentlemen, a depth of silence, of polite stoicism, which deserves more praise than it will get in our times. Enough now of the Konigsmark tragedy ; ^ contemporaneous ^ A considerable dreary mass of books, pamphlets, lucubrations, false all and of no worth or of less, hare accumulated on this dark subject, during the last hundred and fifty years ; nor has the process yet stopped, — as it now well might. For there have now two things occurred in regard to it. First : In the year 1847, a Swedish Professor, named Palmblad, groping about for other objects in the College Library of Lund (which is in the country of the Konigsmark connections), came upon a Box of Old Letters, — Letters undated, signed only with initials, and very enigmatic till well searched into, — which have turned out to be the very Autographs of the Princess and her Konigsmark ; throwing of course a henceforth indisputable light on their relation. Second thing : A cautious exact old gentleman, of diplomatic habits (understood to be " Count Von Schulenburg-Klosterrode of Dresden "), has, since that event, unweariedly gone into the whole matter ; and has brayed it everywhere, and pounded it small; sifting, with sublime patience, not only those Swedish Autographs, but the whole mass of lying books, pamphlets, hints and no- tices, old and recent ; and bringing out (truly in an intricate and thrice-weari- some, but for the first time in an authentic way) what real evidence there is. In which evidence the facts, or essential fact, lie at last indisputable enough. His Book, thick Pamphlet rather, is that same Herzo/pn von Ahlden (Leipzig, 1852) cited above. The dreary wheelbarrowful of others I had rather not Chai'. m. FATHER AND MOTHER. 31 with Friedrich Wilhelm's stay at Hanover, but not otherwise much related to him or his doings there. He got no improvement in breeding, as we intimated ; none at all ; fought, on the contrary, with his young Cousin (after- wards our George II.), a boy twice his age, though of weaker bone ; and gave him a bloody nose. To the scandal and corv- sternation of the French Protestant gentlewomen and court- dames in their stiff silks : '' Ahee, your Electoral Highness ! " This had been a rough unruly boy from the first discovery of him. At a very early stage, he, one morning while the nurses were dressing him, took to investigating one of his shoe- buckles ; would, in spite of remonstrances, slobber it about in his mouth ; and at length swallowed it down, — beyond mis- take ; and the whole world cannot get it up ! Whereupon, wild wail of nurses ; and his '' Mother came screaming," poor mother : — it is the same small shoe-buckle which is still shown, with a ticket and date to it, " 31 December, 1692," in the Berlin Kunstkammer ; for it turned out harmless, after all the screaming ; and a few grains of rhubarb restored it safely to the light of day; henceforth a thrice-memorable shoe- buckle.^ Another time, it is recorded, though with less precision of detail, his Governess the Dame Montbail having ordered him to do something which was intolerable to the princely mind, the princely mind resisted in a very strange way : the princely body, namely, flung itself suddenly oiit of a third-story win- dow, nothing but the hands left within ; and hanging on there by the sill, and fixedly resolute to obey gravitation rather than Montbail, soon brought the poor lady to terms. Upon which, indeed, he had been taken from her, and from the women altogether, as evidently now needing rougher government. Always an unruly fellow, and dangerous to trust among crock- ery. At Hanover he could do no good in the way of breeding : sage Leibnitz himself, with his big black periwig and large mention again ; but leave Count von Schulenburg to mention and describe them, — which he does abundantly, so many as had accumulated up to that date of 1852, to the afiBiction more or less of sane mankind. 1 Forster, i. 74. Erman, M^moiresde SophieCharlotte {Berlui, 1801), p. 130. 82 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book L patient nose, could have put no metaphysics into such a boy. Sublime Theodicee (Leibnitzian " justification of the ways of God ") was not an article this individual had the least need of, nor at any time the least value for. *' Justify ? What doomed dog questions it, then ? Are you for Bedlam, then ? " — and in maturer years his rattan might have been dangerous ! For this was a singular individual of his day ; human soul still in robust health, and not given to spin its bowels into cobwebs. He is known only to have quarrelled much with Cousin George, during the year or so he spent in those parts. But there was another Cousin at Hanover, just one other, little Sophie Dorothea (called after her mother), a few months older than himself ; by all accounts, a really pretty little child, whom he liked a great deal better. She, I imagine, was his main resource, while on this Hanover visit ; with her were laid the foundations of an intimacy which ripened well after- wards. Some say it was already settled by the parents that there was to be a marriage in due time. Settled it could hardly be ; for Wilhelmina tells us,^ her Father had a " choice of three " allowed him, on coming to wed ; and it is otherwise discernible there had been eclipses and uncertainties, in the interim, on his part. Settled, no ; but hoped and vaguely pre- figured, we may well suppose. And at all events, it has actu- ally come to pass ; " Father being ardently in love with the Hanover Princess," says our Margravine, "and much prefer- ring her to the other two," or to any and all others. "Wedded, with great pomp, 28th November, 1706; ^ — and Sophie Doro- thee, the same that was his pretty little Cousin at Hanover twenty years ago, she is mother of the little Boy now born and christened, whom men are to call Frederick the Great in coming generations. Sophie Dorothee is described to us by courtier contempora- ries as " one of the most beautiful princesses of her day : " Wilhelmina, on the other hand, testifies that she was never strictly to be called beautiful, but had a pleasant attractive 1 M€moires de la Margrave de Bareith, i. 1. 2 Forster, i. 117. Chap. III. FATHER AND MOTHER. 38 physiognomy ; which may be considered better than strict beauty. Uncommon grace of figure and look, testifies Wil- helmiua ; mucli dignity and soft dexterity, on social occasions ; perfect in all the arts of deportment ; and left an impression on you at once kindly and royal. Portraits of her, as Queen at a later age, are frequent in the Prussian Galleries ; she is painted sitting, where I best remember her. A serious, comely, rather plump, maternal-looking Lady ; something thoughtful in those gray still eyes of hers, in the turn of her face and car- riage of her head, as she sits there, considerately gazing out upon a world which would never conform to her will. De- cidedly a handsome, wholesome and affectionate aspect of face. Hanoverian in type, that is to say, blond, florid, slightly pro- fuse ; — yet the better kind of Hanoverian, little or nothing of the worse or at least the worst kind. The eyes, as I say, are gray, and quiet, almost sad ; expressive of reticence and reflec- tion, of slow constancy rather than of sjpeeA in any kind. One expects, could the picture speak, the querulous sound of ma- ternal and other solicitude ; of a temper tending towards the obstinate, the quietly unchangeable ; — loyal patience not wanting, yet in still larger measure royal impatience well con- cealed, and long and carefully cherished. This is what I read in Sophie Dorothee's Portraits, — probably remembering what I had otherwise read, and come to know of her. She too will not a little concern us in the first part of this History. I find, for one thing, she had given much of her physiognomy to the Friedrich now born. In his Portraits as Prince-Royal, he strongly resembles her ; it is his mother's face informed with youth and new fire, and translated into the masculine gen- der : in his later Portraits, one less and less recognizes the mother. Friedrich Wilhelm, now in the sixth year of wedlock, is still very fond of his Sophie Dorothee, — " Fiechen " {Feekin diminutive of Sophie), as he calls her ; she also having, and continuing to have, the due wife's regard for her solid, honest, if somewhat explosive bear. He troubles her a little now and then, it is said, with whiffs of jealousy ; but they are whiffs only, the product of accidental moodinesses in him, or of tran- 34 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. sient aspects, misinterpreted, in the court-life of a young and pretty woman. As the general rule, he is beautifully good- humored, kind even, for a bear ; and, on the whole, they have begun their partnership under good omens. And indeed we may say, in spite of sad tempests that arose, they continued it under such. She brought him gradually no fewer than four- teen children, of whom ten survived him and came to ma- turity: and it is to be admitted their conjugal relation, though a royal, was always a human one; the main elements of it strictly observed on both sides ; all quarrels in it capable of being healed again, and the feeling on both sides true, however troublous. A rare fact among royal wedlocks, and perhaps a unique one in that epoch. The young couple, as is natural in their present position, have many eyes upon them, and not quite a paved path in this confused court of Friedrich I. But they are true to one another ; they seem indeed to have held well aloof from all public business or private cabal; and go along silently ex- pecting, and perhaps silently resolving this and that in the future tense ; but with moderate immunity from paternal or other criticisms, for the present. The Crown-Prince drills or hunts, with his Grumkows, Anhalt-Dessaus : these are harm- less employments ; — and a man may have within his own head what thoughts he pleases, without offence so long as he keeps them there. Friedrich the old Grandfather lived only thirteen months after the birth of his grandson : Friedrich TVilhelm was then King ; thoughts then, to any length, could become actions on the part of Friedrich TVilhelm. Chap. IV. FATHER'S MOTHER. 35 CHAPTER IV. father's mother. Friedrich Wilhelm's Mother, as we hinted, did not live to see this marriage which she had forecast in her maternal heart. She died, rather suddenly, in 1705,^ at Hanover, whither she had gone on a visit ; shortly after parting with this her one boy and child, Friedrich Wilhelm, who is then about seventeen ; whom she had with effort forced herself to send abroad, that he might see the world a little, for the first time. Her sorrow on this occasion has in it something beauti- ful, in so bright and gay a woman : shows us the mother strong in her, to a touching degree. The rough cub, in whom she noticed rugged perverse elements, "tendencies to avarice," and a want of princely graces, and the more brilliant qualities in mind and manner, had given her many thoughts and some uneasy ones. But he was evidently all she had to love in the world ; a rvigged creature inexpressibly precious to her. For days after his departure, she had kept solitary ; busied with little; indulging in her own sad reflections without stint. Among the papers she had been scribbling, there was found one slip with a heart sketched on it, and round the heart " Parti " (Gone) : My heart is gone ! — poor lady, and after what a jewel ! But Nature is very kind to all children and to all mothers that are true to her. Sophie Charlotte's deep sorrow and dejection on this part- ing was the secret herald of fate to herself. It had meant ill health withal, and the gloom of broken nerves. All autumn and into winter she had felt herself indefinitely unwell ; she determined, however, on seeing Hanover and her good old 1 1st February (Erman, p. 241 ; Forster, i. 114) : boni,'20th October, 1668; wedded, 28th September, 1684; died, 1st February, 1705. 36 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. Mother at the usual time. The gloomy sorrow over Friedrich "Wilhelm had been the premonition of a sudden illness which seized her on the road to Hanover, some five months after- wards, and which ended fatally in that city. Her death was not in the light style Friedrich her grandson ascribes to it ; ^ she died without epigram, and though in perfect simple cour- age, with the reverse of levity. Here, at first hand, is the specific account of that event ; which, as it is brief and indisputable, we may as well fish from the imbroglios, and render legible, to counteract such notions, and illuminate for moments an old scene of things. The writing, apparently a quite private piece, is by " M. de la Bergerie, Pastor of the French Church at Hanover," respecta- ble Edict-of-]Srantes gentleman, who had been called in on the occasion ; — gives an authentic momentary picture, though a feeble and vacant one, of a locality at that time very interest- ing to Englishmen. M. de la Bergerie privately records : — " The night between the last of January and the first of Feb- ruary, 1705, between one and two o'clock in the morning, I was called to the Queen of Prussia, who was then dangerously ill. "Entering the room, I threw myself at the foot of her bed, testifying to her in words my profound grief to see her in this state. After which I took occasion to say, ' She might know now that Kings and Queens are mortal equally with all other men ; and that they are obliged to appear before the throne of the majesty of God, to give an account of their deeds done, no less than the meanest of their subjects.' To which her Majesty replied, ' I knoAV it well (Je le sais bien).' — I went on to say to her, 'Madam, your Majesty must also recognize in this hour the vanity and nothingness of the things here below, for which, it may be, you have had too much interest ; and the importance of the things of Heaven, which perhaps you have neglected and contemned.' There- upon the Qaeen answered, 'True (Cela est vrat)/' 'Neverthe- less, Madam,' said I, ' does not your Majesty place really your trust in God ? Do you not very earnestly (bien serieuse- ^ Memoires de Brandebourg (Preuss's Edition of CEuvres, Berlin, 1847 et eeqq.), i- 112. Chap. IV. FATHER'S MOTHER. 37 ment) crave pardon of Him for all the sins you have com- mitted ? Do not you fly (rCa-t-elle pas recows) to the blood and merits of Jesus Christ, without which it is impossible for us to stand before God ? ' The Queen answered, ' Oui (Yes).' — While this was going on, her Brother, Duke Ernst • August, came into the Queen's room," — perhaps with his eye upon me and my motions ? " As they wished to speak together, I withdrew by order." This Duke Ernst August, age now 31, is the youngest Brother of the family ; there never was any Sister but this dying one, who is four years older. Ernst August has some tincture of soldiership at this time (Marlborovigh Wars, and the like), as all his kindred had ; but ultimately he got the Bishopric of Osnabriick, that singular spiritual heirloom, or Aa//-heirloom of the family ; and there lived or vegetated without noise. Poor soul, he is the same Bishop of Osna- briick, to whose house, twenty-two years hence, George I., struck by apoplexy, was breathlessly galloping in the summer midnight, one wish now left in him, to be with his brother ; — and arrived dead, or in the article of death. That was another scene Ernst August had to witness in his life. I suspect him at present of a thought that M. de la Bergerie, with his pious . commonplaces, is likely to do no good. Other trait of Ernst August's life ; or of the Schloss of Hanover that night, — or where the sorrowing old Mother sat, invincible though weep- ing, in some neighboring room, — I cannot give, M. de la Bergerie continues his narrative : — "Some time after, I again presented myself before the Queen's bed, to see if I could have occasion to speak to her on the matter of her salvation. But Monseigneur the Duke Ernst August then said to me, That it was not necessary ; that the Queen was at peace with her God (eta it Men avec son Dieu)J' — Which will mean also that M. de la Bergerie may go home ? However, he still writes : — " Next day the Prince told me, That observing I was come near the Queen's bed, he had asked her if she wished I should still speak to her ; but she had replied, that it was not neces- sary in any way (nuUement), that she already knew all that 38 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. could be said to her on such an occasion ; that she had said it to herself; that she was still saying it, and that she hoped to be well with her God. " In the end a faint coming upon the Queen, which was what terminated her life, I threw myself on my knees at the other side of her bed, the curtains of which were open; and. I called to God with a loud voice, ' That He would rank his angels round this great Princess, to guard her from the insults of Satan ; that He would have pity on her soul ; that He would wash her with the blood of Jesus Christ her heavenly Spouse ; that, having forgiven her all her sins. He would receive her to his glory.' And in that moment she expired."^ — Age thirty-six and some months. Only Daughter of Electress Sophie ; and Father's Mother of Frederick the Great. She was, in her time, a. highly distinguished woman ; and has left, one may say, something of her likeness still trace- able in the Prussian Nation, and its form of culture, to this day. Charlottenburg (Charlotte's-town, so called by the sorrowing Widower), where she lived, shone with a much- admired French light under her presidency, — French essen- tially, Versaillese, Sceptico-Calvinistic, reflex and direct, — illuminating the dark North ; and indeed has never been so bright since. The light was not what we can call inspired ; lunar rather, not of the genial or solar kind : but, in good truth, it was the best then going ; and Sophie Charlotte, who was her Mother's daughter in this as in other respects, had made it her own. They were deep in literature, these two Eoyal Ladies ; especially deep in French theological polemics, with a strong leaning to the rationalist side. They had stopped in Eotterdam once, on a certain journey homewards from Flanders and the Baths of Aix-la-Chapelle, to see that admirable sage, the doubter Bayle. Their sublime messenger roused the poor man, in his garret there, in the Bompies, — after dark : but he had a headache that night ; was in bed, and could not come. He followed them next day ; leaving his paper imbroglios, his historical, philosophical, anti- theological marine-stores ; and suspended his never-ending 1 Erman, p. 242. Chap. IV. FATHER'S MOTHER. 39 scribble, on their behalf ; — but would not accept a pension, and give it up.^ They were shrewd, noticing, intelligent and lively women ; persuaded that there was some nobleness for man beyond what the tailor imparts to him ; and even very eager to discover it, had they known how. In these very days, while our little Friedrich at Berlin lies in his cradle, sleeping most of his time, sage Leibnitz, a rather weak but hugely ingenious old gentleman, with bright eyes and long nose, with vast black peruke and bandy legs, is seen daily in the Linden Avenue at Hanover (famed Linden Alley, leading from Town Palace to Country one, a couple of miles long, rather disappointing when one sees it), daily di-iving or walking towards Herren- hausen, where the Court, where the old Electress is, who will have a touch of dialogue with him to diversify her day. Not very edifying dialogue, we may fear ; yet once more, the best that can be had in present circumstances. Here is some lunar reflex of Versailles, which is a polite court ; direct rays there are from the oldest written Gospels and the newest ; from the great unwritten Gospel of the Universe itself ; and from one's own real effort, more or less devout, to read all these aright. Let us not condemn that poor French element of Eclecticism, Scepticism, Tolerance, Theodicea, and Bayle of the Bompies versus the College of Saumur. Let us admit that it was prof- itable, at least that it was inevitable ; let us pity it, and be thankful for it, and rejoice that we are well out of it. Scepti- cism, which is there beginning at the very top of the world- tree, and has to descend through all the boughs with terrible results to mankind, is as yet pleasant, tinting the leaves with fine autumnal red. Sophie Charlotte partook of her Mother's tendencies ; and carried them with her to Berlin, there to be expanded in many ways into ampler fulfilment. She too had the sage Leibnitz often with her, at Berlin ; no end to her questionings of him ; eagerly desirous to draw water from that deep well, — a wet rope, with cobwebs sticking to it, too often all she got ; end- less rope, and the bucket never coming to view. Which, how- ^ Erman, pp. Ill, 112. Date is 1700 (late in the autunin probably). 40 BIETH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. ever, she took patiently, as a thing according to Nature. She had her learned Beausobres and other Reverend Edict-of- Nantes gentlemen, famed Berlin divines; whom, if any Pa- pist notability, Jesuit ambassador or the like, happened to be there, she would set disputing with him, in the Soiree at Char- lottenburg. She could right well preside over such a battle of the Cloud-Titans, and conduct the lightnings softly, without explosions. There is a pretty and very characteristic Letter of hers, still pleasant to read, though turning on theologies now fallen dim enough ; addressed to Father Vota, the famous Jesuit, King's-confessor, and diplomatist, from Warsaw, who had been doing his best in one such rencontre before her Maj- esty (date March, 1703), — seemingly on a series of evenings, in the intervals of his diplomatic business ; the Beausobre champions being introduced to him successively, one each evening, by Queen Sophie Charlotte. To all appearance the fencing had been keen ; the lightnings in need of some dex- terous conductor. Vota, on his way homeward, had written to apologize for the sputterings of fire struck out of him in cer- tain pinches of the combat ; says. It was the rough handling the Primitive Fathers got from these Beausobre gentlemen, who indeed to me, Vota in person, under your Majesty's fine presidency, were politeness itself, though they treated the Fa- thers so ill. Her Majesty, with beautiful art, in this Letter, smooths the raven plumage of Vota ; — and, at the same time, throws into him, as with invisible needle-points, an excellent dose of acupuncturation, on the subject of the Primitive Fa- thers and the Ecumenic Councils, on her own score. Let us give some Excerpt, in condensed state : — " How can St. Jerome, for example, be a key to Scripture ? " Ghe insinuates ; citing from Jerome this remarkable avowal of his method of composing books; "especially of his method in that Book, Commentary on the Galatians, where he accuses both Peter and Paul of simulation and even of hypocris}^ The great St. Augustine has been charging him with this sad fact," says her Majesty, who gives chapter and verse ;^ *'and Jerome answers : ' I followed the Commentaries of Origen, 1 " Epist. 28», edit. Paris." And Jerome's answer, " Ibid. Epist. 76"." Ckap. IV. FATHER'S MOTHER. 41 of ' " — five or six different persons, who turned out mostly to "be heretics before Jerome had quite done with them in coining years ! — '^ ' And to confess the honest ti-uth to you,' continues Jerome, ' I read all that ; and after having crammed my head with a great many things, I sent for my amanuensis, and dictated to him now my own thoughts, now those of others, without much recollecting the order, nor sometimes the words, nor even the sense.' In another place (in the Book itself farther on^), he says : 'I do not myself write; I have an amanuensis, and I dictate to him what comes into my mouth. If I wish to reflect a little, to say the thing better or a better thing, he knits his brows, and the whole look of him tells me sufiiciently that he cannot endure to wait.' " — Here is a sacred old gentleman, whom it is not safe to depend on for interpreting the Scriptures, thinks her Majesty ; but does not say so, leaving Father Vota to his reflections. Then again, coming to Councils, she quotes St. Gregory Nazianzen upon him ; who is truly dreadful in regard to Ecumenic Councils of the Church, — and indeed may awaken thoughts of Deliberative Assemblies generally, in the modern constitutional mind. " He says,*^ No Council ever was success- ful ; so many mean human passions getting into conflagration there ; with noise, with violence and uproar, ' more like those of a tavern or still worse place,' — these are his words. He, for his own share, had resolved to avoid all such ' rendezvous- ing of the Geese and Cranes, flocking together to throttle and tatter one another in that sad manner.' Nor had St. Theodo- ret much opinion of the Council of Nice, except as a kind of miracle. ' Nothing good to be expected from Councils,' says he, * except when God is pleased to interpose, and destroy the machinery of the Devil.' " — With more of the like sort; all delicate, as invisible needle-points, in her Majesty's hand.^ What is Father Yota 1 " Commentary on the Galatians, chap, iii," 2 " Greg. Xazian. de Vita sua." 8 Letter undated (datable " Lutzelburg, March, 1703,") is to be found entire, with all its adjuncts, in Erman, pp. 246-255. It was subsequently translated by Toland, and published here, as an excellent Polemical Piece, — 42 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I, to say ? — The modern reader looks through these chinks into a strange old scene, the stuff of it fallen obsolete, the spirit of it not, nor worthy to fall. These were Sophie Charlotte's reunions ; very charming in their time. At which how joyful for Irish Toland to be pres- ent, as was several times his luck. Toland, a mere broken heretic in his own country, who went thither once as Secretary to some Embassy (Embassy of Macclesfield's, 1701, announcing that the English Crown had fallen Hanover-wards), and was no doubt glad, poor headlong soul, to find himself a gentle- man and Christian again, for the time being, — admires Hano- ver and Berlin very much ; and looks upon Sophie Charlotte in particular as the pink of women. Something between an earthly Queen and a divine Egeria ; " Serena " he calls her ; and; in his high-flown fashion, is very laudator}'-. " The most beautiful Princess of her time," says he, — meaning one of the most beautiful : her features are extremely regiilar, and full of vivacity ; copious dark hair, blue eyes, complexion excellently fair ; — " not very tall, and somewhat too plump," he admits elsewhere. And then her mind, — for gifts, for graces, culture, where will you find such a mind ? " Her reading is infinite, and she is conversant in all manner of subjects ; " "knows the abstrusest problems of Philosophy ; " says admiring Toland : much knowledge everywhere exact, and handled as by an artist and queen; for "her wit is inimitable," "her justness of thought, her delicacy of expression," her felicity of utterance and management, are great. Foreign courtiers call her "the E^publican Queen." She detects you a sophistry at one glance ; pierces down direct upon the weak point of an opinion : never in my whole life did I, Toland, come upon a swifter or sharper intellect. And then she is so good withal, so bright and cheer- ful ; and " has the art of uniting what to the rest of the world are antagonisms, mirth and learning," — say even, mirth and entirely forgotten in our time (A Letter against Popery by Sophia Charlotte, the late Queen of Prussia : Being, &c. &c. London, 1712). But the finest Duel of all was probably that between Beansobre and Toland himself (reported by Beausobre, in something of a crowing manner, in Erman, pp. 203-241, " Octo- ber, 1701 "), of which Toland makes no mention anywhere. Chap. IV. FATHER'S MOTHER. 43 good sense. Is deep in music, too ; plays daily on her harpsi- chord, and fantasies, and even composes, in an eminent man- ner.^ Toland's admiration, deducting the high-flown temper and manner of the man, is sincere and great. Beyond doubt a bright airy lady, shining in mild radiance in those Northern parts ; very graceful, very witty and ingenious ; skilled to speak, skilled to hold her tongue, — which latter art also was frequently in requisition with her. She did not much venerate her Husband, nor the Court population, male or female, whom he chose to have about him : his and their ways were by no means hers, if she had cared to publish her thoughts. Friedrich I., it is admitted on all hands, was " an expensive Herr;" much given to magnificent ceremonies, etiquettes and solemnities ; making no great way any-whither, and that always with noise enough, and with a dust vortex of courtier intrigues and cabals encircling him, — from which it is better to stand quite to windward. Moreover, he was slightly crooked; most sensitive, thin of skin and liable to sudden flaws of temper, though at heart very kind and good. Sophie Charlotte is she who wrote once, " Leibnitz talked to me .of the infinitely little (de Vinfiniment 2i&tit) : mon Dleu, as if I did not know enough of that ! " Besides, it is whis- pered she was once near marrj'ing to Louis XIV. 's Dauphin ; her Mother Sophie, and her Cousin the Dowager Duchess of Orleans, cunning women both, had brought her to Paris in her girlhood, with that secret object ; and had very nearly managed it. Queen of France that might have been ; and now it is but Brandenburg, and the dice have fallen somewhat wrong for us ! She had Friedrich Wilhelm, the rough boy ; and perhaps noth- ing more of very precious property. Her first child, likewise a boy, had soon died, and there came no third : tedious cere- monials, and the infinitely little, were mainly her lot in this world. 1 An Account of the Courts of Prussia and Hanover , sent to a Minister of State in Holland, by Mr. Tolaud (London, 1705), p. 322. Toland's other Book, which has reference to her, is of didactic nature (" immortality of the ?oul," "origin of idolatry," &c.), but with much fine panegyric direct and oblique: Letters to Serena (" Serena' being Queen), a thin 8vo, London, 1704. 44 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. All Avhich, however, she had the art to take up not in the tragic way, but in the mildly comic, — often not to take up at all, but leave lying there ; — and thus to manage in a handsome and softly victorious manner. With delicate female tact, with fine female stoicism too ; keeping all things within limits. She was much respected by her Husband, much loved indeed ; and greatly mourned for by the poor man : the village Lutzelburg (Little-town), close by Berlin, where she had built a mansion for herself, he fondly named Charlottenhurg (Charlotte's-town), after her death, which name both House and Village still bear. Leibnitz found her of an almost troublesome sharpness of intel- lect ; " wants to know the why even of the why," says Leibnitz. That is the way of female intellects when they are good ; noth- ing equals their acuteness, and their rapidity is almost exces- sive. Samuel Johnson, too, had a young-lady friend once "with the acutest intellect I have ever known." On the whole, we may pronounce her clearly a superior woman, this Sophie Charlotte ; notable not for her Grandson alone, though now pretty much forgotten by the world, — as indeed all things and persons have, one day or other, to be ! A Life of her, in feeble watery style, and distracted arrange- ment, by one Erman^ a Berlin Frenchman, is in existence, and will repay a cursory perusal ; curious traits of her, in still looser form, are also to be found in Pollnitz : ^ but for our pur- poses here is enough, and more than enough. ^ Monsieur Erman, Historiographe de Brandebourg, M^moires pour servir a I'Histoire de Sophie Charlotte, Reine de Preusse, lus dans les Stances, ^c. ( 1 vol. 8vo, Berlin, 1801.) 2 Carl Lndwig Freiherr von Pollnitz, Memoiren zur Lebens- und Regi'erungs- Gesckichte der vier letzten Regenten des Preussischen Staats (was published m French also), 2 vols. 12mo, Berlin, 1791. Chap. V. KING FRIEDRICH L 45 CHAPTEK V. KING FRIEDRICH I. The Prussian royalty is now in its twelftli year when this little Priedrich, who is to carry it to such a height, comes into the world. Old Friedrich the Grandfather achieved this dig- nity, after long and intricate negotiations, in the first year of the Century ; 16th November, 1700, his ambassador returned triumphant from Vienna ; the Kaiser had at last consented : We are to wear a crown royal on the top of our periwig ; the old Electorate of Brandenburg is to become the Kingdom of Prussia; and the Family of HohenzoUern, slowly mounting these many centuries, has reached the uppermost round of the ladder. Friedrich, the old Gentleman who now looks upon his little Grandson (destined to be Third King of Prussia) with such interest, — is not a very memorable man; but he has had his adventures too, his losses and his gains : and surely among the latter, the gain of a crown royal into his House gives him, if only as a chronological milestone, some place in History. He was son of him they call the Great Elector, Friedrich Wilhelm by name ; of whom the Prussians speak much, in an eagerly celebrating manner, and whose strenuous toilsome work in this world, celebrated or not, is still deeply legible in the actual life and affairs of Germany. A man of whom we must yet find some opportunity to say a word. From him and a beautiful and excellent Princess Luise, Princess of Orange, — Dutch William, our Dutch William's aunt, — this crooked royal Friedrich came. He was not born crooked ; straight enough once, and a fine little boy of six months old or so ; there being an elder Prince now in his third yeai', also full of hope. But in a rough jour- 3.3 Vol. 1 46 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. ney to Konigsberg and back (winter of 1657, as is guessed), one of the many rough jolting journeys this faithful Electress made with her Husband, a careless or unlucky nurse, who had charge of pretty little Fritzchen, was not sufficiently attentive to her duties on the worst of roads. The ever-jolting carriage gave some bigger jolt, the child fell backwards in her arms ; * — did not quite break his back, but injured it for life : — and with his back, one may perceive, injured his soul and history to an almost corresponding degree. For the weak crooked boy, with keen and fine perceptions, and an inadequate case to put them in, grew up with too thin a skin : — that may be considered as the summary of his misfortunes ; and, on the whole, there is no other heavy sin to be charged against him. He had other loads laid upon him, poor youth : his kind pious Mother died, his elder Brother died, he at the age of seventeen saw himself Heir- Apparent ; — and had got a Step- mother with new heirs, if he should disappear. Sorrows enough in that one fact, with the venomous whisperings, commentaries and suspicions, which a Court population, fe- male and male, in little Berlin Town, can contrive to tack to it. Does not the new Sovereign Lady, in her heart, wish you were dead, my Prince ? Hope it perhaps ? Health, at any rate, weak; and, by the aid of a little pharmacy — ye Heavens ! Such suspicions are now understood to have had no basis except in the waste brains of courtier men and women ; but their existence there can become tragical enough. Add to which, the Great Elector, like all the HohenzoUerns, was a choleric man ; capable of blazing into volcanic explosions, when affronted by idle masses of cobwebs in the midst of his serious businesses ! It is certain, the young Prince Fried- rich had at one time got into quite high, shrill and mutually minatory terms with his Stepmother ; so that once, after some such shrill dialogue between them, ending with " You shall repent this. Sir!" — he found it good to fly off in the night, with only his Tutor or Secretary and a valet, to Hessen-Cassel ^ .Tohann Wegfiihrer, Leben der Knrfurslin Luise, qehornen Prinzessin von Nassau-Oranien, Gemahlin Friedrick Wilhdm des Grossen (Leipzig, 1838), p. 107. Chap. V. KING FRIEDRICH I. 47 to an Aunt ; who stoutly protected him in this emergency ; and whose Daughter, after the difficult readjustment of matters, became his Wife, but did not live long. And it is farther certain the same Prince, during this his first wedded time, dining one day with his Stepmother, was take^i suddenly ill. Felt ill, after his cup of coffee ; retired into another room in violent spasms, evidently in an alarming state, and secretly in a most alarmed one : his Tutor or Secretary, one Dankel- mann, attended him thither; and as the Doctor took some time to arrive, and the symptoms were instant and lu'geut, Secretary Dankelmann produced " from a pocket-book some drug of his own, or of the Hessen-Cassel Aunt," emetic I suppose, and gave it to the poor Prince ; — who said often, and felt ever after, with or without notion of poison, That Dankelmann had saved his life. In consequence of which adventure he again quitted Court without leave ; and begged to be permitted to remain safe in the country, if Papa would be so good.^ Fancy the Great Elector's humor on such an occurrence; and what a furtherance to him in his heavy continual labors, and strenuous swimming for life, these beautiful humors and transactions must have been ! A crook-backed boy, dear to the Great Elector, pukes, one afternoon ; and there arises such an opening of the Nether Floodgates of this Universe ; in and round your poor workshop, nothing but sudden darkness, smell of sulphur ; hissing of forked serpents here, and the universal alleleu of female hysterics there ; — to help a man forward with his work ! reader, we will pity the crowned head, as Avell as the hatted and even hatless one. Human creatures will not go quite accurately together, any more than clocks will ; and when their dissonance once rises fairly high, and they cannot readily kill one another, any Great Elector who is third party will have a terrible time of it. Electress Dorothee, the Stepmother, was herself somewhat of a hard lady ; not easy to live with, though so far above poisoning as to have " despised even the suspicion of it." She was much given to practical economics, dairy-farming, ^ PoUnitz, Memoiren, i. 191-198. 48 BIETH AND PAEENTAGE. Book I. market-gardening, and industrial and commercial operations such as offered ; and was thought to be a very strict reckoner of money. She founded the Dorotheeiistadt, now oftener called the Neustadt, chief quarter of Berlin ; and planted, just about the time of this unlucky dinner, ••' a.d. 1680 or so,"' ^ the first of the celebrated Lbidens, which (or the successors of which, in a stunted condition) are still growing there. Ujiter-deyi- Lindeji : it is now the gayest quarter of Berlin, full of really fine edifices : it was then a sandy outskirt of Electress Doro- thee's dairy-farm ; good for nothing but building upon, thought Electress Dorothee. She did much dairy-and-vegetable trade on the great scale ; — was thought even to have, underhand, a commercial interest in the principal Beer-house of the city?* People did not love her : to the Great Elector, who guided with a steady bridle-hand, she complied not amiss ; though in him too there rose sad recollections and comparisons now and then : but with a Stepson of unsteady nerves it became evident to him there could never be soft neighborhood. Prince Fried- rich and his Father came gradually to some understanding, tacit or express, on that sad matter; Prince Friedrich was allowed to live, on his separate allowance, mainly remote from Court. Which he did, for perhaps sis or eight years, till the Great Elector's death ; henceforth in a peaceful manner, or at least without open explosions. His young Hessen-Cassel Wife died suddenly in 1683 ; and again there was mad rumor of poisoning ; which Electress Dorothee disregarded as below her, and of no consequence to her, and attended to industrial operations that would pay. That poor young Wife, when dying, exacted a promise from Prince Friedrich that he would not wed again, but be content with the Daughter she had left him : which promise, if ever seriously given, could not be kept, as we have seen. Prince Friedrich brought his Sophie Charlotte home about fifteen months after. With the Stepmother and with the Court there ^ Nicolai, Beschreibung der kdniglichen Residenzstadte Berlin und Potsdam (Berlin, 1786), i. 172. - Horn, Leben Friedrich Wilhdms des Grossen KurfiJtrsten von Brandenburg (Berlin, 1814). Chap. V. KING FRIEDEICH I. 49 was armed neutrality under tolerable forms, and no open explosion farther. In a secret way, however, there continued to be difficulties. And such difficulties had already been, that the poor young man, not yet come to his Heritages, and having, with probably some turn for expense, a covetous unamiable Stepmother, had fallen into the usucd difficulties ; and taken the methods too usual. Namely, had given ear to the Austrian Court, which offered him assistance, — somewhat as an aged Jew will to a young Christian gentleman in quarrel with papa, — upon con- dition of his signing a certain bond : bond which much sur- prised Prince Friedrich when he came to understand it ! Of which we shall hear more, and even much more, in the course of time ! — Neither after his accession (year 1688 ; his Cousin Dutch William, of the glorious and immortal memory, just lifting anchor towards these shores) was the new Elector's life an easy one. We may say, it was replete with troubles rather ; and unhappily not so much with great troubles, which could call forth antagonistic greatness of mind or of result, as with never-ending shoals of small troubles, the antagonism to which is apt to become itself of smallish character. Do not search into his history ; you will remember almost nothing of it (I hope) after never so many readings ! Garrulous Pollnitz and others have written enough about him ; but it all runs off from you again, as a thing that has no affinity with the human skin. He had a court " rempli cVintrigues, full of never-ending cabals," ^ — about what ? One question only are we a little interested in : How he came by the Kingship ? How did the like of him contrive to achieve Kingship ? We may answer : It was not he that achieved it ; it was those that went before him, who had grad- ually got it, — as is very usual in such cases. All that he did was to knock at the gate (the Kaiser's gate and the world's), and ask, " Is it achieved, then ? " Is Brandenburg grown ripe for having a crown ? Will it be needful for you to grant ^ Forster, i. 74 (quoting M^moires du Comte de Dohna) ; &c &c. 60 BIRTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. Brandenburg a crown ? Which question, after knocking as loud as possible, they at last took the trouble to answer, " Yes, it will be needful." — Elector Friedrich's turn for ostentation — or as we may interpret it, the high spirit of a HohenzoUern working through weak nerves and a crooked back — had early set him a-think- ing of the Kingship ; and no doubt, the exaltation of rival Saxony, which had attained that envied dignity (in a very un- enviable manner, in the person of Elector August made King of Poland) in 1697, operated as a new spur on his activities. Then also Duke Ernst of Hanover, his father-in-law, was struggling to become Elector Ernst ; Hanover to be the Ninth Electorate, which it actually attained in 1698 ; not to speak of England, and quite endless prospects there for Ernst and Hanover. These my lucky neighbors are all rising ; all this the Kaiser has granted to my lucky neighbors : why is there no promotion he should grant me, among them ! — Elector Friedrich had 30,000 excellent troops ; Kaiser Leo- pold, the " little man in red stockings," had no end of Wars. Wars in Turkey, wars in Italy ; all Dutch William's wars and more, on our side of Europe ; — and here is a Spanish-Suc- cession AVar, coming dubiously on, which may prove greater than all the rest together. Elector Friedrich sometimes in his own high person (a courageous and high though thin-skinned man), otherwise by skilful deputy, had done the Kaiser ser- vice, often signal service, in all these Wars ; and was never wanting in the time of need, in the post of difficulty with those famed Prussian Troops of his. A loyal gallant Elector this, it must be owned ; capable withal of doing signal damage if we irritated him too far ! Why not give him this pro- motion, since it costs us absolutely nothing real, not even the price of a yard of ribbon with metal cross at the end of it ? Kaiser Leopold himself, it is said, had no particular objection ; but certain of his ministers had; and the little man in red stockings — much occupied in hunting, for one thing — let them have their way, at the risk of angering Elector Fried- rich. Even Dutch William, anxious for it, in sight of the future, had not yet prevailed.. Chap. V. KING FRIEDRICH I. 51 The negotiation had lasted some seven years, without result. There is no doubt but the Succession War, and Marlborough, would have brought it to a happy issue : in the mean while, it is said to have succeeded at last, somewhat on the sudden, by a kind of accident. This is the curious mythical account ; in- correct in some unessential particulars, but in the main and singular part of it well-founded. Elector Friedrich, according to Pollnitz and others, after failing in many methods, had sent 100,000 thalers (say £15,000) to give, byway of — bribe we must call it, — to the chief opposing Hof rath at Vienna. The money was offered, accordingly ; and was refused by the op- posing Hofrath : upon which the Brandenburg Ambassador wrote that it was all labor lost ; and even hurried off home- wards in despair, leaving a Secretary in his place. The Bran- denburg Court, nothing despairing, orders in the mean while, Try another with it, — some other Hofrath, whose name they wrote in cipher, which the blundering Secretary took to mean no Hofrath, but .the Kaiser's Confessor and Chief Jesuit, Pater Wolf. To him accordingly he hastened with the cash, to him with the respectful Electoral request ; who received both, it is said, especially the £15,000, with a Gloria in excelsis; and went forthwith and persuaded the Kaiser.^ — Now here is the inexactitude, say Modern Doctors of History ; an error no less than threefold. 1°. Elector Eriedrich was indeed advised, in cipher, by his agent at Vienna, to write in person to — " Who is that cipher, then ? " asks Elector Eriedrich, rather puzzled. At Vienna that cipher was meant for the Kaiser; but at Berlin they take it for Pater Wolf ; and write ac- cordingly, and are answered with readiness and animation. 2°. Pater Wolf was not official Confessor, but was a Jesuit in extreme favor with the Kaiser, and by birth a noble- man, sensible to human decorations. 3°. He accepted no bribe, nor was any sent ; his bribe was the pleasure of oblig- ing a high gentleman who condescended to ask, and possi- bly the hope of smoothing roads for St. Ignatius and the Black Militia, in time coming. And thus at last, and not otherwise than thus, say exact Doctors, did Pater Wolf do 1 Pollnitz, Memoiren, i. 310. 62 BIETH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. the tking.^ Or might not the actual death of poor King Car- los II. at Madrid, 1st November, 1700, for whose heritages all the world stood watching with swords half drawn, considera- bly assist Pater Wolf ? Done sure enough the thing was ; and before November ended, Friedrich's messenger returned with " Yes " for answer, and a Treaty signed on the 16th of that mooth.^ To the huge joy of Elector Friedrich and his Court, almost the very nation thinking itself glad. "Which joyful Potentate decided to set out straightway and have the coronation done ; though it was midwinter ; and Konigsberg (for Prussia is to be our title, '' King in Prussia," and Konigsberg is Capital City there) lies 450 miles off, through tangled shaggy forests, boggy wildernesses, and in many parts only corduroy roads. We order " 30,000 post-horses," besides all our own large stud, to be got ready at the various stations : our boy Friedrich Wilhelm, rugged boy of twelve, rough and brisk, yet much " given to blush " withal (which is a feature of him), shall go with us ; much more, Sophie Charlotte oui- august Electress-Queen that is to be : and we set out, on the 17th of December, 1700, last year of the Century ; " in 1800 carriages : " such a cavalcade as never crossed those wintry wildernesses before. Friedrich Wilhelm went in the third division of carriages (for 1800 of them could not go quite together) ; our noble Sophie Charlotte in the second ; a Margraf of Brandenburg-Schwedt, chief Mar- graf, our eldest Half-Brother, Dorothee's eldest Son, sitting on the coach-box, in correct insignia, as similitude of Driver. So strict are we in etiquette ; etiquette indeed being now upon its apotheosis, and after such efforts. Six or seven years of efforts on Elector Friedrich's part ; and six or seven hundred years, unconsciously, on that of his ancestors. The magnificence of Friedrich's processionings into Konigs- ■ berg, and through it or in it, to be crowned, and of his coronation ceremonials there : what pen can describe it, what pen need ! Folio volumes with copper-plates have been written on it; and ' G. A. H. Stenzel, Geschichte cles Pretissischen Staats (Hamburg, 1841), iii. 104. Nicolai {Berliner Mmatschrift, year 1799) ; &c. 2 Pollnitz (i. 318) gives the Treaty (date corrected by his Editor, ii. 589). Chap. V. KING FRIEDRICH I. 53 are not yet all pasted in bandboxes, or slit into spills.^ " The diamond buttons of his Majesty's coat [snuff -colored or purple, I cannot recollect] cost £1,500 apiece ; " by this one feature judge what an expensive Herr. Streets were hung with cloth, carpeted with cloth, no end of draperies and cloth ; your op- pressed imagination feels as if there was cloth enough, of scarlet and other bright colors, to thatch the Arctic Zone. With illuminations, cannon-salvos, fountains running wine. Friedrich had made two Bishops for the nonce. Two of his natural Church-Superintendents made into Quasi-Bishops, on the Anglican model, — which was always a favorite with him, and a pious wish of his ; — but they remained mere cut branches, these two, and did not, after their haranguing and anointing functions, take root in the country. He himself put the crown on his head : " King here in my own right, after all ! " — and looked his royalest, we may fancy ; the kind eyes of him almost partly fierce for moments, and " the cheerfulness of pride " well blending with something of awful. In all which sublimities, the one thing that remains for human memory is not in these Folios at all, but is considered to be a fact not the less : Electress Charlotte's, now Queen Charlotte's, very strange conduct on the occasion. For she cared not much about crowns, or upholstery magnificences of any kind ; but had meditated from of old on the infinitely little ; and under these genuflections, risings, sittings, shift- ings, grimacings on all parts, and the endless droning eloquence of Bishops invoking Heaven, her ennui, not ill-humored or offensively ostensible, was heartfelt and transcendent. At one turn of the proceedings, Bishop This and Chancellor That droning their empty grandiloquences at discretion, Sophie Charlotte was distinctly seen to smuggle out her snuff-box, being addicted to that rakish practice, and fairly solace herself with a delicate little pinch of snuff. Rasped tobacco, tabac rape, called by mortals rape or rappee : there is no doubt about it ; and the new King himself noticed her, and hurled back a 1 British Museum, short of very many necessary Books on this subject, offers the due Coronation Folio, with its prints, upholstery catalogues, and official harangues upon nothing, to ingenuous hmnan curiosity. 54 BIKTH AND PARENTAGE. Book I. look of due fulminancy, which could not help the matter, and was only lost in air. A memorable little action, and almost symbolic in the first Prussian Coronation. ''Yes, we are Kings, and are got so near the stars, not nearer; and you invoke the gods, in that tremendously long-winded manner ; and I — Heavens, I have my snuff-box by me, at least ! " Thou wearied patient Heroine ; cognizant of the infinitely little ! — This symbolic pinch of snuff is fragrant all along in Prussian History. A fragrancy of humble verity in the middle of all royal or other ostentations ; inexorable, quiet protest against eant, done with such simplicity : Sophie Charlotte's symbolic pinch of snuff. She was always considered something of a Eepublican Queen. Thus Brandenburg Electorate has become Kingdom of Prussia ; and the Hohenzollerns have put a crown upoB their head. Of Brandenburg, what it was, and what Prussia was ; and of the Hohenzollerns and what they were, and how they rose thither, a few details, to such as are dark about these matters, cannot well be dispensed with here. BOOK IT. OF BRANDENBURG AND THE HOHENZOLLERNS. 928-1417. CHAPTER I. BRANNIBOR : HENRY THE FOWLER. The Brandenburg Countries, till they become related to the Hohenzollern Eamily which now rules there, have no History that has proved memorable to mankind. There has indeed been a good deal written under that title ; but there is by no means much known, and of that again there is alarmingly little that is worth knowing or remembering. Pytheas, the Marseilles Travelling Commissioner, looking out for new channels of trade, somewhat above 2,000 years ago, saw the country actually lying there ; sailed past it, occasionally landing ; and made report to such Marseillese '^ Chamber of Commerce " as there then was : — report now lost, all to a few indistinct and insignificant fractions.^ This was "about the year 327 before Christ," while Alexander of Macedon was busy conquering India. Beyond question, Pytheas, the first ivriting or civilized creature that ever saAv Germany, gazed with his Greek eyes, and occasionally landed, striving to speak and inquire, upon those old Baltic Coasts, north border of the now Prussian Kingdom ; and reported of it to mankind we know not what. Which brings home to us the fact that it existed, but almost nothing more : A Country 1 M€moir€s de VAcad€mie des Inscriptions, t. xix. 46, xxxvii. 439, &c. 56 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book 11. A.D. 600. of lakes and woods, of marshy jungles, sandy wildernesses ; inhabited by bears, otters, bisons, wolves, wild swine, and cer- tain shaggy Germans of the Suevic type, as good as inarticu- late to Pytheas. After which all direct notice of it ceases for above three hundred years. We can hope only that the jun- gles were getting cleared a little, and the wild creatures hunted down ; that the Germans were increasing in number, and be- coming a thought less shaggy. These latter, tall Suevi Sem- nones, men of blond stern aspect (oculi truces ccerulei) and great strength of bone, were known to possess a formidable talent for fighting : ^ Drusus Germanicus, it has been guessed, did not like to appear personally among them : some '^ gigantic woman prophesying to him across the Elbe '*' that it might be dangerous, Drusus contented himself with erecting some tri- umphal pillar on his own safe side of the Elbe, to sai/ that they were conquered. In the Fourth Century of our era, when the German popula- tions, on impulse of certain " Huns expelled from the Chinese frontier," or for other reasons valid to themselves, began flow- ing universally southward, to take possession of the rich Roman world, and so continued flowing for two centuries more ; the old German frontiers generally, and especially those Northern Baltic countries, were left comparatively va- cant ; so that new immigrating populations from the East, all of Sclavic origin, easily obtained footing and supremacy there. In the Northern parts, these immigrating Sclaves were of the kind called Vandals, or Wends : they spread themselves as far west as Hamburg and the Ocean, south also far over the Elbe in some quarters ; while other kinds of Sclaves were equally busy elsewhere. With what difficulty in settling the new boundaries, and what inexhaustible funds of quarrel thereon, is still visible to every one, though no Historian was there to say the least word of it. " All of Sclavic origin ; " but who knows of how many kinds : Wends here in the North, through the Lausitz (Lusatia) and as far as Thuringen ; not to speak of Polacks, Bohemian Czechs, Huns, Bulgars, and the other dim nomenclatures, on the Eastern frontier. Five hundred ^ Tacitus, De Moribus Germanorum, c. 45. Chap. I. HENRY THE FOWLEE. 57 928. years of violent unrecorded fighting, abstruse quarrel with their new neighbors in settling the marches. Many names of towns in Germany ending in itz (Meuselwitz, Mollwitz), or bearing the express epithet Windisch (Wendish), still give indication of those old sad circumstances ; as does the word Slave, in all our Western languages, meaning captured Sda- vonian. What long-drawn echo of bitter rage and hate lies in that small etymology ! These things were ; but they have no History : why should they have any ? Enough that in those Baltic regions, there are for the time (Year 600, and till long after Charlemagne is out) Sclaves in place of Suevi or of Holstein Saxons and Angli; that it is now shaggy Wends who have the task of taming the jungles, and keeping down the otters and wolves. Wends latterly in a waning condition, much beaten upon by Charlemagne and others ; but never yet beaten out. And so it has to last, century after century ; Wends, wolves, wild swine, all alike dumb to us. Dumb, or sounding only one huge unutterable message (seemingly of tragic import), like the voice of their old Forests, of their old Baltic Seas : — per- haps more edifying to \is so. Here at last is a definite date and event : — "a.d. 928, Henry the Fowler, marching across the frozen bogs, took Braxnibor, a chief fortress of the Wends; "^ — first mention in human speech of the place now called Bran- denburg : Bor or " Burg of the Brenns " (if there ever was any THbe of Brenns, — Brennus, there as elsewhere, being name for King or Leader) ; " Burg of the Woods," say others, — who as little know. Probably, at that time, a town of clay huts, with ditch and palisaded sod-wall round it; certainly "fi chief fortress of the Wends," — who must have been a good deal surprised at sight of Henry on the rimy winter morning near a thousand years ago. This is the grand old Henry, called ''the Fowler " {Heinrkh der Voffler), because he was in his Vogelheerde (Falconry or ^ Kohler, Reichs-ffistorie (Frankfurth unci Leipzig, 1737), p. 63. Michaelis, Chur-und FUrstlichen Hduser in Deutschland (Lemgo, 1759, 1760, 1785), i. 255. 58 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book ii. 928. Hawk-establishment, seeing his Hawks fly) in the upland Hartz Country, when messengers came to tell him that the German Nation, through its Princes and Authorities assem- bled at Fritzlar, had made him King ; and that he would have dreadful work henceforth. Which he undertook; and also did, — this of Brannibor only one small item of it, — warring right manfully all his days against Chaos in that country, no rest for him thenceforth till he died. The beginning of Ger- man Kings ; the first, or essentially the first sovereign of united Germany, — Charlemagne's posterity to the last bas- tard having died out, and only Anarchy, Italian and other, being now the alternative. "A very high King," says one whose Kote-books I have got, " an authentically noble human figure, visible still in clear outline in the gray dawn of Modern History. The Father of whatever good has since been in Germany. He subdued his Dukes, Sehwaben, Baiern (Swabia, Bavaria) and others, who were getting too hereditary, and inclined to disobedience. He managed to get back Lorraine; made truce with the Hunga- rians, who were excessively invasive at that time. Truce with the Hungarians ; and then, having gathered strength, made dreadful beating of them ; two beatings, — one to each half, for the invasive Savagery had split itself, for better chance of plunder ; first beating was at Sondershausen, second was at Merseburg, Year 933 ; — which settled them considerably. Another beating from Henry's son, and they never came back. Beat Wends, before this, — ' Brannibor through frozen bogs ' five years ago. Beat Sclavic Meisseners (Misnians) ; Bohe- hemian Czechs, and took Prag ; Wends again, with huge slaughter ; then Danes, and made ' King Worm tributary ' (King Gorm the Hard, our Knufs or Canute's great-grand- father. Year 931) ; — last of all, those invasive Hungarians as above. Had sent the Hungarians, when they demanded tribute or hlack-mail of him as heretofore, Truce being now out, — a mangy hound : There is your black-mail, Sirs ; make much of that ! " He had ' the image of St. Michael painted on his stand- ard;' contrary to wont. He makes, or j-e-makes, Markgrafs CiiAp. I. HENKY THE FOWLER. 69 928. (Wardens of the Marches), to be under his Dukes, — and not too hereditary. Who his Markgraves were? Dim History counts them to the number of six ; ^ which take in their order : — " 1°. Slesivifj, looking over into the Scandinavian countries, and the Norse Sea-kings. This Markgraviate did not last long under that title. I guess, it became Stade-and-Ditmarsch afterwards. " 2°. SolUoedel, — which grows to be Markgraviate of Bran- denburg by and by. Soltwedel, now called Salzwedel, an old Town still extant, sixty miles to west and north of Branden- burg, short way south of the Elbe, was as yet headquarters of this second Markgraf ; and any Warden we have at Branden- burg is only a deputy of him or some other. ''3°. Meissen (which we call Misnia), a country at that time still full of Wends. "4°. Lausitz, also a very Wendish country (called in Eng- lish maps Lusatia, — which is its name in Monk-Latin, not now a spoken language). Did not long continue a Mark- graviate ; fell to Meissen (Saxony), fell to Brandenburg, Bohe- mia, Austria, and had many tos and fros. Is now (since the Thirty-Years- War time) mostly Saxon again. "5°. Austria (CEsterreich, Eastern-Kingdom, Eastemrey as we might say) ; to look after the Hungarians, and their valuable claims to black-mail. "6°. Antiverp (' At-the-Wharf,' ' On-t'-Wharf,' so to speak), against the French ; which function soon fell obsolete. " These were Henry's six Markgraviates (as my best author- ity enumerates them) ; and in this way he had militia cap- tains ranked all round his borders, against the intrusive Sclavic element. 1 Kohler, Reichs-Eistorie, p. 66. This is by no means Kohler's chief Book; but this too is good, and does, in a solid effective way, what it at- tempts. He seems to me by far the best Historical Genius the Germans have yet produced, though I do not find much mention of him in their Literary Histories and Catalogues. A man of ample learning, and also of strong cheerful human sense and human honesty ; whom it is thrice-pleasant to meet with in those ghastly solitudes, populous chiefly with doleful creatures. 60 BKANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 928. *' He fortified Towns ; all Towns are to be walled and wai'dedj — to be Burgs in fact; and the inhabitants ^wryhers, or men capable of defending Burgs. Everywhere the ninth man is to serve as soldier in his Town; other eight in the country are to feed and support him : Heergerdthe (War- tackle, what is called Heriot in our old Books) descends to the eldest son of a fighting man who had served, as with us. ' All robbers are made soldiers ' (unless they prefer hanging) ; and weapon-shows and drill are kept up. This is a man who will make some impression upon Anarchy, and its Wends and Huns. His standard was St. Michael, as we have seen, — whose sword is derived from a very high quarter ! A pious man ; — founded Quedlinburg Abbey, and much else in that kind, having a pious Wife withal, Mechtildis, who took the main hand in that of Quedlinburg ; whose Life is in Leibnitz,^ not the legiblest of Books. — On the whole, a right gallant King and 'Fowler.' Died, a.d. 936 (at Memmleben, a Monastery on the Unstrut, not far from Schulpforte), age sixty ; had reigned only seventeen years, and done so much. Lies buried in Quedlinburg Abbey : — any Tomb ? I know no Life of him but Gundling^s, which is an extremely inex- tricable Piece, and requires mainly to be forgotten. — Hail, brave Henry : axjross the Nine dim Centuries, we salute thee, still visible as a valiant Son of Cosmos and Son of Heaven, beneficently sent us ; as a man who did in grim earnest ' serve God' in his day, and whose works accordingly bear fruit to our day, and to all days ! " — So far my rough Note-books ; which require again to be shut for the present, not to abuse the reader's patience, or lead him from his road. This of Markgrafs (Gi'afs of the Marches, marked Places, or Boundaries) was a natural invention in that state of cir- cumstances. It did not quite originate with Henry ; but was much perfected by him, he first recognizing how essen- tial it was. On all frontiers he had his Graf (Count, Reeve, G'' reeve, whom some think to be only Gran, Gray, or Senior, the hardiest, wisest ^t^^-gray man he could discover) sta- ^ Leibnitz, Scriptores Serum Brunswicensium, &c. (Hanover, 1707), i. 196. Chap. I. HENRY THE FOWLER. 61 928. tionecl on the March, strenuously doing watch and "ward there : the post of difficulty, of peril, and naturally of honor too, nothing of a sinecure by any means. Which post, like every other, always had a tendency to become hereditary, if the kindred did not fail in fit men. And hence have come the innumerable Markgraves, Marquises, and such like, of modern times : titles now become chimerical, and more or less men- dacious, as most of our titles are, — like so many Burgs changed into " Boroughs," and even into " Rotten Boroughs," with Defensive BurghQx^ of the known sort : very mournful to discover. Once Norroy was not all pasteboard ! At the heart of that huge whirlwind of his, with its dusty heraldries, and phantasmal nomenclatures now become mendacious, there lay, at first, always an earnest human fact. Henry the Fowler was so happy as to have the fact without any mix- ture of mendacity : we are in the sad reverse case ; reverse case not yet altogether complete, but daily becoming so, — one of the saddest and strangest ever heard of, if we thought of it ! — But to go on with business. Markgraviates there continued to be ever after, — Six in Henry's time : — but as to the number, place, arrangement of them, all this varied according to circumstances outward and inward, chiefly according to the regress or the reintrusion of the circumambient hostile populations ; and underwent many changes. The sea-wall you build, and what main floodgates you establish in it, will depend on the state of the outer sea. Markgraf of Sleswig grows into Markgraf of Ditmarsch and Stade ; retiring over the Elbe, if Norse Piracy get very triuni- jjhant. Antwerp falls obsolete ; so does Meissen by and by. Lausitz and Salzwedel, in the third century hence, shrink both into Brand&iihurg ; which was long only a subaltern station, managed by deputy from one or other of these. A Markgraf that prospered in repelling of his Wends and Huns had evi- dently room to spread himself, and could become very great, and produce change in boundaries : observe what CEsterreich (Austria) grew to, and what Brandenburg • Meissen too, which became modern Saxony, a state once greater than it now is. In old Books are Lists of the primitive Markgraves of 62 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 928. Brandenburg, from Henry's time downward ; two sets, " Mark- graves of the Witekind race," and of another : ^ but they are altogether uncertain, a shadowy intermittent set of Mark- graves, both the Witekind set and the Non-Witekind ; and truly, for a couple of centuries, seem none of them to have been other than subaltern Deputies, belonging mostly to Lausitz or Salzwedel ; of whom therefore we can say nothing here, but must leave the first two hundred years in their natural gray state, — perhaps sufficiently conceivable by the reader. But thus, at any rate, was Brandenburg {Bor or Burg of the Brenns, whatever these are) first discovered to Christendom, and added to the firm land of articulate History : a feat worth putting on record. Done by Henry the Fowler, in the Year of Grace 928, — while (among other things noticeable in this world) our Knut's great-grandfather, Gormo Durus, " Henry's Tributary," was still King of Denmark ; when Harald Blue- tooth (Blaatand) was still a young fellow, with his teeth of the natural color ; and Swen with the Forked Beard {Tvaeskaeg, Double-beard, " Ttva-shag ") was not born ; and the Monks of Ely had not yet (by about a hundred years) begun that sing- ing,^ nor the tide that refusal to retire, on behalf of this Knut, in our English part of his dominions. That Henry appointed due Wardenship in Brannibor was in 1 Hubner, Genealogische Tabellen (Leipzig, 1725-1728), i. 172, 173. A Book of rare excellence in its kind. 2 "Without note or comment, in the old Book of Ely (date before the Con- quest) is preserved this stave ; — giving picture, if we consider it, of the Fen Country all a lake (as it was for half the year, till drained, six centuries after), with Ely Monastery rising like an island in the distance ; and the music of its nones or vespers sounding soft and far over the solitude, eight hundred years ago and more. Merie sungen the Muneches binnen Merry (genially) sang the Monks in Ely Ell/ Tha Cnut ching rew therby : As Knut King rowed (rew) there-hy : Roweth cnites near the lant. Row, fellows (knights), near the land, And here we thes Muneches saeng. And hear we these Monks's song. See Bentham's History of Ely (Cambridge, 1771), p 94. Chap. II. • PREUSSEN : SAINT ADALBERT. 63 097. the common course. Sure enough, some Markgraf must take charge of Brannibor, — he of the Lausitz eastward, for example, or he of Salzwedel westward: — that Brannibor, in time, will itself be found the fit place, and have its own Markgraf of Brandenburg ; this, and what in the next nine centuries Bran- denburg will grow to, Henry is far from surmising. Branden- burg is fairly captured across the frozen bogs, and has got a warden and ninth-man garrison settled in it : Brandenburg, like other things, will grow to what it can. Henry's son and successor, if not himself, is reckoned to have founded the Cathedral and Bishopric of Brandenburg, — his Clergy and he always longing much for the conversion of these Wends and Huns ; which indeed was, as the like still is, the one thing needful to rugged heathens of that kind. CHAPTER II. PREUSSEN : SAINT ADALBERT. Five hundred miles, and more, to the east of Brandenburg, lies a Country then as now called Preussen (Prussia Proper), inhabited by Heathens, where also endeavors at conversion are going on, though without success hitherto. Upon which we are now called to cast a glance. It is a moory flat country, full of lakes and woods, like Brandenburg ; spreading out into grassy expanses, and bosky wildernesses humming with bees ; plenty of bog in it, but plenty also of alluvial mud ; sand too, but by no means so high a ratio of it as in Brandenburg ; tracts of Preussen are luxuriantly grassy, frugiferous, apt for the plough; and the soil generally is reckoned fertile, though lying so far north- ward. Part of the great plain or flat which stretches, sloping insensibly, continuously, in vast expanse, from the Silesiau . Mountains to the amber-regions of the Baltic ; Preussen is the seaward, more alluvial part of this, — extending west and east, on both sides of the Weichsel ( Vistula), from the regions of 64 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. * Book IL 997. the Oder river to the main stream of the Memel. Border'mg- 071-Russia its name signifies : Bor-Russia, B'russia, Prussia ; or — some say it was only on a certain inconsiderable river in those parts, river Reussen, that it " bordered," and not on the great Country, or any part of it, which now in our days is conspicuously its next neighbor. Who knows ? — In Henry the Fowler's time, and long afterwards, Preussen was a vehemently Heathen country ; the natives a Miscellany of rough Serbic Wends, Letts, Swedish Goths, or Dryasdust knows not what ; — very probably a sprinkling of Swedish Groths, from old time, chiefly along the coasts. Dryasdust knows only that these Pretissen were a strong-boned, iracund herdsman-and-fisher people ; highly averse to be interfered with, in their religion especially. Pamous otherwise, through all the centuries, for the amhev they had been used to fish, and sell in foreign parts. Amber, science declares, is a kind of petrified resin, distilled by pines that were dead before the days of Adam ; which is now thrown up, in stormy weather, on that remote coast, and is there fished out by the amphibious people, — who can like- wise get it by running mine-shafts into the sandhills on their coast ; — by whom it is sold into the uttermost parts of the Earth, Arabia and beyond, from a very early period of time. No doubt Pytheas had his eye upon this valuable product, when he ventured into survey of those regions, — which are still the great mother of amber in our world. By their amber- fishery, with the aid of dairy-produce and plenty of beef and leather, these Heathen, Preussen, of uncertain miscellaneous breed, contrived to support existence in a substantial manner ; they figure to us as an inarticulate, heavy-footed, rather ira- cund people. Their knowledge of Christianity was trifling, their aversion to knowing anything of it was great. As Poland, and the neighbors to the south, were already Christian, and even the Bohemian Czechs were mostly con- verted, pious wishes as to Preussen, we may fancy, were a constant feeling: but no effort hitherto, if efforts were made, had come to anything. Let some daring missionary go to preach in that country, his reception is of the worst, or per- Chap. U. PREUSSEN : SAINT ADALBERT. 66 997. haps he is met on the frontier with menaces, and forbidden to preach at allj except sorrow and lost labor, nothing has yet proved attainable. It was very dangerous to go ; — and with what likelihood of speeding ? Efforts, we may suppose, are rare ; but the pious wish being continual and universal, efforts can never altogether cease. From Henry the Fowler's capture of Brannibor, count seventy years, we find Henry's great- grandson reigning as Elective Kaiser, — Otto III., last of the direct " Saxon Kaisers," Otto Wonder of the World ; — and alongside of Otto's great transactions, which were once called Mirabilia Mundi and are now fallen so extinct, there is the following small transaction, a new attempt to preach in Preussen, going on, which, contrariwise, is still worth taking notice of. About the year 997 or 996, Adalbert, Bishop of Prag, a very zealous, most devout man, but evidently of hot temper, and liable to get into quarrels, had determined, after many painful experiences of the perverse ungovernable nature of corrupt mankind, to give up his nominally Christian flock altogether ; to shake the dust off his feet against Prag, and devote himself to converting those Prussian Heathen, who, across the fron- tiers, were living in such savagery, and express bondage to the Devil, worshipping mere stocks and stones. In this enterprise he was encouraged by the Christian potentates who lay con- tiguous ; especially by the Duke of Poland, to whom such next-neighbors, for all reasons, were an eye-sorrow. Adalbert went, accordingly, with staff and scrip, two monks attending him, into that dangerous country : not in fear, he ; a devout high-tempered man, verging now on fifty, his hair getting gray, and face marred with innumerable troubles and provocations of past time. He preached zealously, almost fiercely, — though chiefly with his eyes and gestures, I should think, having no command of the language. At Dantzig, among the Swedish-Goth kind of Heathen, he had some success, or affl.uence of attendance ; not elsewhere that we hear of. In the Pillau region, for example, where he next landed, an amphibious Heathen lout hit him heavily across the 66 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book IL 997. shoulders with the flat of his oar ; sent the poor Preacher to the grovmd, face foremost, and suddenly ended his salutary discourse for that time. However, he pressed forward, regardless of results, preaching the Evangel to all creatures who were willing or unwilling ; — and pressed at last into the Sacred Circuit, the Romova, or Place of Oak-trees, and of Wooden or Stone Idols (Bangputtis, PatkuUos, and I know Tiot what diabolic dumb Blocks), which it was death to enter. The Heathen Priests, as we may conceive it, rushed out; beckoned him, with loud unintelligible bullyings and fierce gestures, to begone ; hustled, shook him, shoved him, as he did not go ; then took to confused striking, struck finally a death-stroke on the head of poor Adalbert : so that " he stretched out both his arms (' Jesus, receive me thou ! ') and fell with his face to the ground, and lay dead there, — in the form of a crucifix," say his Biographers : only the attendant monks escaping to tell. Attendant monks, or Adalbert, had known nothing of their being on forbidden ground. Their accounts of the phenome- non accordingly leave it only half explained : How he was surprised by armed Heathen Devil's-servants in his sleep ; was violently set upon, and his "beautiful bowels {pulrhra viscera) were run through with seven spears : " but this of the Romova, or Sacred Bangputtis Church of Oak-trees, perhaps chief Romova of the Country, rashly intruded into, with consequent strokes, and fall in the form of a crucifix, appears now to be the intelligible account.^ We will take it for the real manner of Adalbert's exit ; — no doubt of the essential transaction, or that it was a very flaming one on both sides. The date given is 23d April, 997 ; date famous in the Romish Calendar since. He was a Czech by birth, son of a Heathen Bohemian man of rank: his name (Adalbert, A'lbert, Bright-m-Nohleness) he got " at Magdeburg, whither he had gone to study " and seek baptism; where, as generally elsewhere, his fervent devout 1 Baillet, Vies des Saints (Paris, 1739), iii. 722. Bollandus, Acta Sanc- torum, Aprilis torn, iii (die 2.3" ; in Edition Vemtiis, 17.38), pp. 174-205. Voigt, Geschichte Preussens (Konigsberg, 1827-1839), i. 266-270. Chai-. II. PREUSSEN : SAINT ADALBERT. 67 99T. ways were admirable to his fellow-creatures. A "man of genius," we may well say : one of Heaven's bright souls, born into the muddy darkness of this world ; — laid hold of by a transcendent Message, in the due transcendent degree. He entered Prag, as Bishop, not in a carriage and six, but " walking barefoot ; " his contempt for earthly shadows being always extreme. Accordingly, his quarrels with the sceculum were constant and endless ; his wanderings up and down, and vehement arguings, in this world, to little visible effect, lasted all his days. We can perceive he was short- tempered, thin of skin : a violently sensitive man. For example, once in the Bohemian solitudes, on a summer after- noon, in one of his thousand-fold pilgrimings and wayfarings, he had lain down to rest, his one or two monks and he, in some still glade, '^ with a stone for his pillow " (as was always his custom even in Prag), and had fallen sound asleep. A Bohemian shepherd chanced to pass that way, warbling some- thing on his pipe, as he wended towards looking after his flock. Seeing the sleepers on their stone pillows, the thought- less Czech mischievously blew louder, — started Adalbert broad awake upon him ; who, in the fury of the first moment, shrieked : " Deafness on thee ! Man cruel to the human sense of hearing ! " or words to that effect. Which curse, like the most of Adalbert's, was punctually fulfilled : the amazed Czech stood deaf as a post, and went about so all his days after ; nay, for long centuries (perhaps down to the present time, in remote parts), no Czech blows into his pipe in the woodlands, without certain precautions, and preliminary fuglings of a devotional nature.^ — From which miracle, as indeed from many other indications, I infer an irritable nervous-system in poor Adal- bert ; and find this death in the Romova was probably a furious mixture of Earth and Heaven. At all events, he lies there, beautiful though bloody, "in the form of a crucifix ; " zealous Adalbert, the hot spirit of him now at last cold ; — and has clapt his mark upon the Heathen country, protesting to the last. This was in the year 997, think the best Antiquaries. It haj)pened at a place ^ Bollandua, ubi suprik 68 BRANDENBUEG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 997. called Fischhausen, near Pillau, say they ; on that narrow strip of country which lies between the Baltic and the Frische Haf (immense Lake, Wash as we should say, or leakage of shallow water, one of two such, which the Baltic has spilt out of it in that quarter), — near the Fort and Haven of Pillau ; where there has been much stir since ; where Napoleon, for one thing, had some tough fighting, prior to the Treaty of Tilsit, fifty years ago. The place — or if not this place, then Gnesen in Poland, the final burial-place of Adalbert, which is better known — has ever since had a kind of sacredness ; better or worse expressed by mankind : in the form of canoni- zation, endless pilgrimages, rumored miracles, and such like. For shortly afterwards, the neighboring Potentate, Boleslaus Duke of Poland, heart-struck at the event, drew sword on these Heathens, and having (if I remember) gained some victory, bargained to have the Body of Adalbert delivered to him at its weight in gold. Body, all cut in pieces, and nailed to poles, had long ignominiously withered in the wind ; perhaps it was now only buried overnight for the nonce ? Being dug up, or being cut down, and put into the balance, it weighed — less than was expected. It was as light as gos- samer, said pious rumor. Had such an excellent odor too ; — and came for a mere nothing of gold ! This was Adalbert's first miracle after death ; in life he had done many hundreds of them, and has done millions since, — chiefly upon paralytic nervous-systems, and the element of pious rumor ; — which any Devil's-Advocate then extant may explain if he can ! Kaiser Otto, Wonder of the World, who had known St. Adal- bert in life, and much honored him, " made a pilgrimage to his tomb at Gnesen in the year 1000 ; " — and knelt there, we may believe, with thoughts wondrous enough, great and sad enough. There is no hope of converting Preussen, then ? It will never leave off its dire worship of Satan, then ? Say not, Never ; that is a weak word. St. Adalbert has stamped his life upon it, in the form of a crucifix, in lasting protest against that. HAP. III. MAliKGRAVES OF BKAXDENBUKG. 69 1023. CHAPTEE III. MARKGRAVES OF BRANDENBURG. ' Meanwhile our first enigmatic set of Markgraves, or Deputy-Markgraves, at Brandenburg, are likewise faring ill. Whoever these valiant steel-gray gentlemen might be (which Dryasdust does not the least know, and only makes yoTi more uncertain the more he pretends to tell), one thing is very evident, they had no peaceable possession of the place, nor for above a hundred years, a constant one on any terms. The Wends were highly disinclined to conversion and obe- dience : once and again, and still again, they burst up ; got temporary hold of Brandenburg, hoping to keep it ; and did frightful heteroeloxies there. So that to our distressed imagi- nation those poor "Markgraves of Witekind descent," our first set in Brandenburg, become altogether shadowy, inter- mittent, enigmatic, painfully actual as they once were. Take one instance, omitting others; which happily proves to be the finish of that first shadowy line, and introduces us to a new set very slightly more substantial. End of the First Sliadoivy lAne. In the year 1023, near a century after Henry the Fowler's feat, the Wends bursting up in never-imagined fury, get hold of Brandenburg again, — for the third and, one would fain hope, the last time. The reason was, words spoken by the then Markgraf of Brandenburg, Dietrich or Theodoric, last of the Witekind Markgraves ; who hearing that a Cou- sin of his (Markgraf or Deputy-Markgraf like himself) was about wedding his daiighter to " Mistevoi King of the Wends," said too earnestly : '^ Don't ! Will you give youi -t.4 Vol. 1 70 BEANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1130. daughter to a dog ? " Word " dog " was used, says my au- thority.^ Which threw King Mistevoi into a paroxysm, and raised the Wends. Their butchery of the German popula- tion in poor Brandenburg, especially of the Priests ; their burning of the Cathedral, and of Church and State generally, may be conceived. The Harlungsberg, — in our time Marien- berg, pleasant Hill near Brandenburg, with its gardens, vines, and whitened cottages : — on the top of this Harlungsberg the Wends ''set up their god Triglaph;" a three-heacled Monster of which I have seen prints, beyond measure ugly. Something like three whale's-cubs combined by boiling, or a triple porpoise dead-drunk (for the dull eyes are inexpres- sible, as well as the amorphous shape) : ugliest and stupidest of all false gods. This these victorious Wends set up on the Harlungsberg, Year 1023; and worshij)ped after their sort, benighted mortals, — with joy, for a time. The Cathe- dral was in ashes. Priests all slain or fled, shadowy Mark- graves the like ; Church and State lay in ashes ; and Triglaph, like a Triple Porpoise under the influence of laudanum, stood (I know not whether on his head or on his tail) aloft on the Harlungsberg, as the Supreme of this Universe, for the time being. Second Shadowy Line. Whereupon the Ditmarsch-Stade Markgrafs (as some des- ignate them) had to interfere, these shadowy Deputies of the Witekind breed having vanished in that manner. The Ditmarschers recovered the place ; and with some fighting, did in the main at least keep Triglaph and the Wends out of it in time coming. The Wends were fiercely troublesome, and fought much; but I think they never actually got hold 1 See Michaelis Churund FurstUchen ITciuser, i. 2.57-259: Pauli, AUcjemeine Preussische Stoats- Geschichte (Ilalle, 1760-17G9), i. 1-182 (the "standard work" on Prussian History ; in eight watery quartos, intolerable to human nature) : Kloss, VaterJdndische GemuJde (V>cvYm, 1833), i. 59-108 (a Bookseller's compila- tion, with some curious Excerpts): — under which lie modern Sagittarius, ancient Adam of Bremen, Ditmarus Mersebunjensis, Witichindus Corheiensis, Arnoldus Lubecensis, &c. &c. to all lengths and breadths. CiiAi'. III. MARKGRAVES OF BRANDENBURG. 71 1130. of Brandenburg again. They were beginning to get notions of conversion : well preached to and well beaten upon, you cannot hold out forever. Even Mistevoi at one time pro- fessed tendencies to Christianity ; perhaps partly for his Bride's sake, — the dog, we may call him, in a milder sense ! But he relapsed dreadfully, after that insult ; and his son worse. On the other hand, Mistevoi's grandson was so zeal- ous he went about with the Missionary Preachers, and inter- preted their German into Wendish : " Oh, my poor Wends, will you hear, then, will you understand ? This solid Earth is but a shadow : Heaven forever or else Hell forever, that is the reality ! " Such " difference between right and wrong " no TVend had heard of before : quite tremendously " impor- tant if true ! " — And doubtless it impressed many. There are heavy Ditmarsch strokes for the unimpressible. By de- grees all got converted, though many were killed first ; and, one way or other, the Wends are preparing to efface them- selves as a distinct people. This Stade-and-Ditmarsch family (of Anglish or Saxon breed, if that is an advantage) seem generally to have fur- nished the Salzivedel Office as well, of which Brandenburg was an offshoot, done by deputy, usually also of their kin. They lasted in Brandenburg rather more than a hundred years ; — with little or no Book-History that is good to read ; their History inarticulate rather, and stamped beneficently on the face of things. Otto is a common name among them. One of their sisters, too, Adelheid (Adelaide, Nobleness) had a strange adventure with " Ludwig the Springer : " romantic mythic man, famous in the German world, over whom my readers and I must not pause at this time. In Salzwedel, in Ditmarsch, or Avherever stationed, they had a toilsome fighting life : sore difficulties with their Bit- niarschers too, with the plundering Danish populations ; Mark- graf after Markgraf getting killed in the business. " Erschlagen, slain fighting with the Heathen," say the old Books, and pass on to another. Of all which there is now silence for- ever. So many years men fought and planned and struggled there, all forgotten now except by the gods ; and silently 72 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1130. gave away their life, before those countries could become feucible and habitable ! Nay, my friend, it is our lot too : and if we would win honor in this Universe, the rumor of Histories and Morning Newspapers, — which have to become wholly zero, one day, and fall dumb as stones, and which were not perhaps very wise even while speaking, — will help us little ! — Substantial 3Iarhgraves : Grllmpse of the Contemporary Kaisers. The Ditmarsch-Stade kindred, much slain in battle with the Heathen, and otherwise beaten upon, died out, about the year 1130 (earlier perhaps, perhaps later, for all is shadowy still) ; and were succeeded in the Salzwedel part of their function hy a kindred called " of Ascanien and Ballenstadt ; " the Ascanier or Anhalt Markgraves ; whose History, and that of Brandenburg, becomes henceforth articulate to us ; a His- tory not doubtful or shadowy any longer ; but ascertainable, if reckoned worth ascertaining. Who succeeded in Dit- marsch, let us by no means inquire. The Empire itself was in some disorder at this time, more abstruse of aspect than usual ; and these Northern Markgrafs, ali-eady become im- portant people, and deep in general politics, had their own share in the confusion that was going. It was about this same time that a second line of Kaisers had died out : the Franldsh or Salic line, who had succeeded to the Saxon, of Henry the Fowler's blood. For the Em- pire too, though elective, had always a tendency to become hereditary, and go in lines : if the last Kaiser left a son not unfit, who so likely as the son ? But he needed to be fit, otherwise it would not answer, — otherwise it might be worse for him ! There were great labors in the Em2:)ire too, as well as on the Sclavic frontier of it : brave men fighting against anarchy (actually set in pitched fight against it, and not always strong enough), — toiling sore, according to their faculty, to pull the innumerable crooked things straight. Some agreed well with the Pope, — as Henry II., who founded Chap. III. MARKGRAVES OF BRANDENBURG. 73 1130. Bamberg Bishopric, and iiiucli else of the like ; ^ '' a sore saint for the crown," as was said of David I., his Scotch congener, by a descendant. Others disagreed very much indeed ; — Henry IV.'s scene at Canossa, with Pope Hildebrand and the pious Countess (year 1077, Kaiser of the Holy Roman Em- pire waiting, three days, in the snow, to kiss the foot of excommunicative Hildebrand), has impressed itself on all memories ! Poor Henry rallied out of that abasement, and dealt a stroke or two on Hildebrand ; but fell still lower be- fore long, his very Son going against him ; and came almost to actual want of bread, had not the Bishop of Liege been good to him. Nay, after death, he lay four years waiting vainly even for burial, — but indeed cared little about that. Certainly this Son of his. Kaiser Henry V., does not shine in filial piety : but probably the poor lad himself was hard bested. He also came to die, a.d. 1125, still little over forty, and was the last of the Prankish Kaisers. He ''left the Reichs-Insignien [Crown, Sceptre and Coronation gear] to his Widow and young Friedrich of Hohenstauffen," a sister's son of his, — hoping the said Friedrich might, partly by that help, follow as Kaiser. Wliich Friedrich could not do ; being wheedled, both the Widow and he, out of their insignia, under false pretences, and otherwise left in the lurch. Xot Friedrich, but one Lothar, a stirring man who had grown potent in the Saxon countries, was elected Kaiser. In the end, after waiting till Lothar was done, Friedrich's race did succeed, and with brilliancy, — Kaiser Barbarossa being that •same Friedrich's son. In regard to which dim complicacies, take this Excerpt from the imbroglio of Manuscripts, before they go into the fire : — '' By no means to be forgotten that the Widow we here speak of, Kaiser Henry V.'s Widow, who brought no heir to Henry V., was our English Henry Beauclerc's daughter, — granddaughter therefore of William Conqueror, — the same who, having (in 1127, the second year of her widowhood) mar- 1 Kuhler, pp. 102-104. See, for instance, Description de la Table d'Autel en or fin, donn€e a la Cath€drale de Bale, par I'Empereur Henri II. en 1019 (Poren- truy, 1838). 74 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1142. ried Godefroi Count of Anjou, produced our Henry II. and our Plantageuets ; and tliereb}^, through her victorious Controver- sies with King Stephen (that noble peer whose breeches stood him so cheap), became very celebrated as ' the Empress Maud/ in our old History-Books. Mathildis, Dowager of Kaiser Henry Y., to whom he gave his Eeichs-Insignia at dying: she is the 'Empress Maud' of English Books; and relates herself in this manner to the Hohenstauffen Dynasty, and intricate German vicissitudes. Be thankful for any hook whatever on which to hang half an acre of thrums in fixed position, out of your way ; the smallest flint-spark, in a world all black and unrememberable, will be welcome." — And so we return to Brandenburg and the " Ascanien and Ballenstddt'' series of Markgraves. CHAPTEE IV. ALBERT THE BEAR. This Ascanien, happily, has nothing to do with Brute of Troy or the pious ^Eneas's son ; it is simply the name of a most ancient Castle (etymology unknown to me, ruins still dimly traceable) on the north slope of the Hartz Mountains ; short way from Aschersleben, — the Castle and Town of Aschersleben are, so to speak, a second edition of Ascanien.* Ballenstadt is still older ; Ballenstadt was of age in Charle- magne's time ; and is still a respectable little Town in that upland range of country. The kindred, called Grofs and ultimately Herzogs (Dukes) of " Ascanien and Ballenstadt," are very famous in old German History, especially down from this date. Some reckon that they had intermittently been Markgrafs, in their region, long before this ; which is conceivable enough : at all events it is very plain they did now attain the Office in Salzwedel (straightway shifting it to Brandenhurrj) ; and held it continuously, it and much else Chap. IV. ALBERT THE BEAR. 75 1142. that lay adjacent, for centuries, in a highly conspicuous manner. In Brandenburg they lasted for about two hundred years ; in their Saxon dignities, the younger branch af them did not die out (and give place to the Wettins that now are) for five hundred. Nay they have still their representatives on the Earth : Leopold of Anhalt-Dessau, celebrated '' Old Dessauer," come of the junior branches, is lineal head of the kin in Friedrich Wilhelm's time (while our little Fritzchen lies asleep in his cradle at Berlin) ; and a certain Prince of Anhalt-Zerbst, Colonel in the Prussian Army, authentic Prince, but with purse much shorter than pedigree, will have a Daughter by and by, who will go to Eussia, and become almost too conspicuous, as Catharine II., there ! — "Brandenburg now as afterwards," says one of my old Papers, " was ofiicially reckoned Saxon ; part of the big Duchy of Saxony ; where certain famed Billungs, lineage of an old 'Count Billung' (connected or not with BiUinffs-ga,te in our country, I do not know) had long borne sway. Of which big old Billungs I will say nothing at all; — this only, that they died out ; and a certain Albert, ' Count of Ascanien and Ballenstadt' (say, of Anhalt, in modern terms), whose mother was one of their daughters, came in for the northern part of their inheritance. He made a clutch at the Southern too, but did not long retain that. Being a man ' very swift and very sharp, at once nimble and strong, in the huge scram- ble that there then was, — Uncle Billung dead without heirs, a Salic line of emperors going or gone out, and a HohenstaMJfen not yet come in, — he made a rich game of it for himself ; the rather a-s Lothar, the intermediate Kaiser, was his cousin, and there were other good cards which he played well. " This is he they call ' Albert the Bear {Alhrecht der Bar) ; ' first of the Ascanien Markgraves of Brandenburg ; — first wholly definite Markgraf of Brandenhirg that there is ; once a very shining figure in the world, though now fallen dim enough again. It is evident he had a quick eye, as well as a strong hand ; and could pick what way was straightest among crooked things. He got the Northern part of what ib BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1142. is still called Saxony, and kept it in his family ; got tlie Brandenburg Countries withal, got the Lausitz ; was the shining figure and great man of the North in his day. The Markgrafdom of Salztvedel (which soon became of Branden- burg) he very naturally acquired (a.d. 1142 or earlier) ; very naturally, considering what Saxon and other honors and pos- sessions he had already got hold of." — We can only say, it was the luckiest of events for Bran- denburg, and the beginning of all the better destinies it has had. A conspicuous Country ever since in the world, and which grows ever more so in our late times. He had many wars ; inextricable coil of claimings, quar- rellings and agreeings : fought much, — fought in Italy, too, " against the Pagans" (Saracens, that is). Cousin to one Kai- ser, the Lothar above named ; then a chief stay of the Hohen- stauffen, of the two Hohenstauffens who followed : a restless, much-managing, wide-warring man. He stood true by the great Barbarossa, second of the Hohenstauffen, greatest of all the Kaisers ; which was a luck for him, and perhaps a merit. He kept well with three Kaisers in his time. Had great quarrels with " Henry the Lion " about that " Billung " Saxon Heritage ; Henry carrying off the better part of it from Albert. Except that same Henry, head of the Guelphs or Welfs, who had not Albert's talent, though wider lands than Albert, there was no German prince so important in that time. He transferred the IMarkgrafdom to Brandenburg, probably as more central in his wide lands ; Salzwedel is henceforth the led Markgrafdom or March, and soon falls out of notice in the world. Salzwedel is called henceforth ever since the " Old Marck (Alte March, Altmarch) ; '' uhe Brandenburg coun- tries getting the name of " Xew Marck." Modern Neumarh, modern " Middle-Marck " (in which stands Brandenburg itself in our time), " ?7cA;e?'-Marck " {Outside Marck, — word Ticker is still seen in Ukraine, for instance) : these are posterior Divi- sions, fallen upon as Brandenburg (under Albert chiefly) enlarged itself, and needed new Official parcellings into de- partments. Chap. IV. ALBERT THE BEAR. 77 1152. Under Albert the Markgrafdom had risen to be an Elec- torate witlial. The Markgraf of Brandenburg was now fur- thermore the Kurfiirst of Brandenburg ; officially " Arch-trea- surer of the Holy Roman Empire ; " and one of the Seven who have a right (which became about this time an exclusive one for those Seven) to choose, to kieren the Eomish Kaiser ; and who are therefore called Kur Princes, Kurfurste or Elec- tors, as the highest dignity except the Kaiser's own. In reference to which abstruse matter, likely to concern us somewhat, will the uninstructed English reader consent to the following Excerpt, slightly elucidatory of Kurfursts and their function ? " Fiirst (Prince) I suppose is equivalent originally to our noun of number. First. The old verb kieren (participle erko- ren still in use, not to mention ' YoX-kyr ' and other instances) is essentially the same word as our choose, being written kiesen as well as kieren. Nay, say the etymologists, it is also written kiissen (to kiss, — to choose with such emphasis !), and is not likely to fall obsolete in that form. — The other Six Electoral Dignitaries who grew to Eight by degrees, and may be worth noting once by the readers of this Book, are : — "1°. Three Ecclesiastical, Mainz, Coin, Trier (ISIentz, Co- logne, Treves), Archbishops all, with sovereignty and territory more or less considerable ; — who used to be elected as Popes are, theoretically by their respective Chapters and the Heav- enly Inspirations, but practically by the intrigues and pres- sures of the neighboring Potentates, especially France and Austria. " 2°. Three Secular, Sachsen, Pfalz, Bohmen (Saxony, Pab.ti- nate, Bohemia) ; of which the last, Bohmen, since it fell from being a Kingdom in itself, to being a Province of Austria, is not very vocal in the Diets. These Six, with Brandenburg, are the Seven Kurfursts in old time ; Septemvirs of the Coun- try, so to speak. " But now Pfalz, in the Thirty-Years War (under our Prince Rupert's Father, whom the Germans call the ' Winter King '), got abrogated, put to the ban, so far as an indignant Kaiser could ; and the vote and Kur of Pfalz was given to 78 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1170. his Cousiii of Baierti (Bavaria), — so far as an indignant Kai- ser could. However, at the Peace of Westphalia (1648) it was found incompetent to any Kaiser to abrogate Ffalz or the like of Pfalz, a Kurfurst of the Empire. So, after jargon inconceivable, it was settled. That Ffalz must be reinstated, though with territories much clipped, and at the bottom of the list, not the top as formerly ; and that Baiem, who could not stand to be balked after twenty years' possession, must be made Eighth Elector. The Ninth, we saw (Year 1692), was Gentleman Ernst of Hanover. There never was any Tenth ; and the Holy Bomische Beich, which was a grand ob- ject once, but had gone about in a superannuated and plainly crazy state for some centuries back, was at last put out of pain, by Napoleon, ^6th August, 1806,' and allowed to cease from this world." ^ Xone of Albert's wars are so comfortable to reflect on as those he had with the anarchic Wends ; whom he now fairly beat to powder, and either swept away, or else damped down into Christianity and keeping of the peace. Swept them away otherwise ; " peopling their lands extensively with Colonists from Holland, whom an inroad of the sea had rendered home- less there." Which surely was a useful exchange. iSTothing better is known to me of Albert the Bear than this his intro- ducing large numbers of Dutch Netherlanders into those coun- tries ; men thrown out of work, who already knew how to deal with bog and sand, by mixing and delving, and who first taught Brandenburg what greenness and cow-pasture was. The Wends, in presence of such things, could not but consent more and more to efface themselves, — either to become Ger- man, and grow milk and cheese in the Dutch manner, or to disappear from the world. The Wendish Princes had a taste for German wives ; in which just taste the Albert genealogy was extremely willing to indulge them. Affinities produce inheritances ; by proper marriage-contracts you can settle on what side the most con- tingent inheritance shall at length fall. Dim but pretty cer- tain lies a time coming when the Wendish Princes also shall 1 Ms. penes me. CiiAi-. IV. ALBERT THE BEAR. 79 . 1170. have effaced themselves; and all shall be German-Branden- burgisli, not Wendish any move. — The actual Inhabitants of Brandenburg, therefore, are either come of Dutch Bog-farm- ers, or are simple Lower Saxojis ("Anglo-Saxon," if you like that better), Piatt- Teutsch of the common type ; an unexcep- tionable breed of people. Streaks of Wendish population, extruded gradually into the remoter quagmires, and more inaccessible, less valuable sedgy moors and sea-strands, are scattered about ; Mecklenburg, which still subsists separately after a sort, is reckoned peculiarly Wendish. In Mecklenburg, Pommern, Pommerellen (Little Pomerania), are still to be seen physiognomies of a Wendish or Yaudalic type (more of cheek than there ought to be, and less of brow ; otherwise good enough phj^siognomies of their kind) : but the general mass, tempered with such admixtures, is of the Platt-Deutsch, Saxon or even Anglish character we are familiar with here at home. A patient stout people ; meaning considerable things, and very incapable of speaking what it means. Albert was a fine tall figure himself ; der Schone, " Albert the Handsome," was his name as often as "■ Albert the Bear." That latter epithet he got, not from his looks or qualities, but merely from his heraldic cognizance : a Bear on his shield. As was then the mode of names ; surnames being scant, and not yet fixedly in existence. Thus too his contemporaries, Henry the Lion of Saxony and Welfdom, William the Lion of Scotland, were not, either of them, specially leonine men : nor had the Plantagenets, or Geoffrey of Anjou, any connection with the Plant of Broom, except wearing a twig of it in their caps on occasion. Men are glad to get some designation for a grand Albert they are often speaking of, which shall distin- guish him from the many small ones. Albert "the Bear, der Bar" will do as well as another. It was this one first that made Brandenburg peaceable and notable. We might call him the second founder of Branden- burg ; he, in the middle of the Twelfth Century, completed for it what Henry the Fowler had begun early in the Tenth. After two hundred and fifty years of barking and worrying, the Wends are now finally reduced to silence ; their anarchy 80 BRAXDENBUKG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book ii. 1170. , •well buried, and wholesome Dutch cabbage planted over it : Albert did several great things in the world ; but this, for posterity, remains his memorable feat. Not done quite easily ; but done : big destinies of Nations or of Persons are not founded gratis in this world. He had a sore toilsome time of it, coercing, warring, managing among his fellow-creatures, while his day's-work lasted, — fifty years or so, for it began early. He died in his Castle of Ballenstadt, peaceably among the Hartz Mountains at last, in the year 1170, age about sixty- five. It was in the time while Thomas a Becket was roving about the world, coming home excommunicative, and finally getting killed in Canterbury Cathedral; — while Abbot Samson, still a poor little brown Boy, came over from Norfolk, holding by his mother's hand, to St. Edmundsbury ; having seen " Sa- tanas with outspread wings " fearfully busy in this world. CHAPTER V. CONRAD OF HOHENZOLLERN" ; AND KAISER BARBAROSSA. It was in those same years that a stout young fellow, Con- rad by name, far off in the southern parts of Germany, set out from the old Castle of Hohenzollern, where he was but junior, and had small outlooks, upon a very great errand in the world. From Hohenzollern ; bound now towards Gelnhausen, Kaisers- lautern, or whatever temporary lodging the great Kaiser Bar- barossa might be known to have, who was a wandering man, his business lying everywhere over half the world, and need- ing the master's eye. Conrad's purpose is to find Barbarossa, and seek fortune under him. This is a very indisputable event of those same years. The exact date, the figure, circumstances of it were, most likely, never written anywhere but on Conrad's own brain, and are now rubbed out forevermore ; but the event itself is certain ; and of the highest concernment to this Narrative. Somewhere Chap. V. CONRAD OF HOHEXZOLLEEN. 81 1170. about the year 1170, likeliest a few years before that,^ this Conrad, ridiug dowu from Hoheiizollern, probably with no great stock of luggage about him, — little dreams of being connected with Brandenburg on the other side of the world ; but is unconsciously more so than any other of the then sons of Adam. He is the lineal ancestor, twentieth in direct as- cent, of the little Boy now sleeping in his cradle at Berlin ; let him wait till nineteen generations, valiantly like Conrad, have done their part, and gone out, Conrad will find he is come to this ! A man's destiny is strange always ; and never wants for miracles, or will want, though it sometimes may for eyes to discern them. Hohenzollern lies far south in Schivaben (Suabia), on the sunward slope of the Rauhe-Alp Country ; no great way north from Constance and its Lake ; but well aloft, near the springs of the Danube ; its back leaning on the Black Forest ; it is per- haps definable as the southern summit of that same huge old Hercynian Wood, which is still called the Schwarzwald (Black Forest), though now comparatively bare of trees.- Fanciful Dryasdust, doing a little etymology, will tell you the name Zollern is equivalent to Tollery or Place of Tolls. Whereby Hohenzollern comes to mean the High or Upper Tollenj ; — and gives one the notion of antique pedlers climbing pain- fully, out of Italy and the Swiss valleys, thus far ; unstrap- ping their pack-horses here, and chaffering in unknown dialect about toll. Poor souls ; — it may be so, but we do not know, nor shall it concern us. This only is known : That a human kindred, probably of some talent for coercing anarchy and 1 Rentsch, Brandenhurgischer Ceder-Hein (Baireuth, 1682), pp. 273-276. — See also J.ohaun Ulricli Pregitzeru, Tentscher Re. VI. THE TEUTONIC ORDER. 91 1210-39. the lead — formed themselves into a union for succor of the sick and dying ; " set up canvas tents," medicinal assuage- ments, from the Liibeck ship-stores ; and did what utmost was in them, silently in the name of Mercy and Heaven. " This Walpot was not by birth a nobleman," says one of the old Chroniclers, "but his deeds were noble." This pious little union proved unconsciously the beginning of a great thing. Finding its work prosper here, and gain favor, the little union took vows on itself, strict chivalry forms, and decided to become permanent. "Knights Hospitallers of our dear Lady of Mount Zion," that or something equivalent was their first title, under Walpot their first Grand-Master ; which soon grew to be "German Order of St. Mary" {Teutsche Bitter of the Marie-Orden), or for shortness Teutsches Rittertkum ; under which name it played a great part in the world for above three centuries to come, and eclipsed in importance both the Tem- plars and Hospitallers of St. John. This was the era of Chivalry Orders, and Geluhde ; time for Bodies of Men uniting themselves by a Sacred Vow, " Ger luhde ;" — which word and thing have passed over to us in a singularly dwindled condition : " Chdi " we now call it ; and the vow, if sacred, does not aim very high ! Templars and Hospitallers were already famous bodies ; the latter now almost a century old. Walpot's new Geluhde was of similar intent, only German in kind, — the protection, defence and solacement of Pilgrims, with whatever that might involve. Head of Teutsch Order moves to Venice. The Teutsch Eitters earned character in Palestine, and began to get bequests and recognition ; but did not long continue there, like their two rival Orders. It was not in Palestine, whether the Orders might be aware of it or not, that their work could now lie. Pious Pilgrims certainly there still are in great numbers ; to these you shall do the sacred rites : but these, under a Saladin bound by his word, need little protec- tion by the sword. And as for Crusading in the armed fash- ion, that has fallen visibly into the decline. After Barbarossa, 92 BKANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1210-39. CcEur-de-Lion and Philippe Auguste have tried it with such faikire, what wise man will be in haste to try it again ? Zeal- ous Popes continue to stir up Crusades ; but the Secular Powers are not in earnest as formerly ; Secular Powers, when they do go, "take Constantinople," "conquer Sicily," never take or conquer anything in Palestine. The Teutsch Order helps valiantly in Palestine, or would help; but what is the use of helping ? The Teutsch Order has already possessions in Europe, by pious bequest and otherwise ; all its main interests lie there ; in fine, after less than thirty years, Hermann von der Salza, a new sagacious Teutschmeister or Hochmeister (so they call the head of the Order), fourth in the series, a far- seeing, negotiating man, finds that Venice will be a fitter place of lodging for him than Acre : and accordingly during his long Mastership (a.d. 1210-1239), he is mostly to be found there, and not at Acre or Jerusalem. He is very great with the busy Kaiser, Priedrich II., Barba- rossa's grandson ; who has the usual quarrels with the Pope, and is glad of such a negotiator, statesman as well as armed monk. The usual quarrels this great Kaiser had, all along, and some unusual. Normans ousted from Sicily, who used to be so Papal : a Kaiser not gone on the Crusade, as he had vowed ; Kaiser at last suspected of freethinking even : — in which matters Hermann much serves the Kaiser. Sometimes he is appointed arbiter between the Pope and Kaiser ; — does not give it in the Kaiser's favor, but against him, where he (hinks the Kaiser is wrong. He is reckoned the first great "lochmeister, this Hermann von der Salza, a Thiiringer by birth, who is fourth in the series of Masters : perhaps the greatest to be found there at all, though many were consider- able. It is evident that no man of his time was busier in important public affairs, or with better acceptance, than Her- mann. His Order, both Pope and Emperor so favoring the blaster of it, was in a vigorous state of growth all this while ; Hermann well proving that he could help it better at Venice than at Acre. But if the Crusades are ended, — as indeed it turned out, only one other worth speaking of, St. Louis's, having in earnest CHAP. VI. THE TEUTONIC OKDER. 93 122U. come to effect, or rather to miserable non-effect, and that not yet for fifty years ; — if the Crusades are ended, and the Teutsch Order increases always in possessions, and finds less and less work, what probably will become of the Teutsch Order ? Grow fat, become luxurious, incredulous, dissolute, insolent ; and need to be burnt out of the way ? That was the course of the Templars, and their sad end. They began poorest of the poor, " two Knights to one Horse," as their Seal bore ; and they at last took Jire on very opposite accounts. " To carouse like a Templar : " that had become a proverb among men ; that was the way to produce combustion, " spon- taneous " or other ! Whereas their fellow Hospitallers of St. John, chancing upon new work (Anti-Turk garrison-duty, so we may call it, successively in Cyprus, Rhodes, Malta, for a series of ages), and doing it well, managed to escape the like. As did the Teutsch Order in a still more conspicuous manner. Teutsch Order itself goes to Preussen. Ever since St. Adalbert fell massacred in Prussia, stamping himself as a Crucifix on that Heathen soil, there have been attempts at conversion going on by the Christian neighbors, Dukes of Poland and others : intermittent fits of fighting and preaching for the last two hundred years, with extremely small result. Body of St. Adalbert was got at light weight, and the poor man canonized ; there is even a Titular Bishop of Prussia ; and pilgrimages wander to the Shrine of Adalbert in Poland, reminding you of Prussia in a tragic manner ; but what avails it ? Missionaries, when they set foot in the country, are killed or flung out again. The Bishop of Prussia is titular merely ; lives in Liefland (Livonia) properly Bishop of Riga, among the Bremen trading-settlers and converted Lieflanders there, which is the only safe place, — if even that were safe without aid of armed men, such as he has there even now. He keeps his Sduvertbriider (Brothers of the Sword), a small Order of Knights, recently got up by him, for express behoof of Liefland itself; and these, fighting their best, are sometimes trouble- some to the Bishop, and. do not much prosper upon Heathen- '^■■i Vol. 1 94 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1228. dom, or gain popularity and resources in the Christian world. No hope in the Schiverthruder for Prussia ; — and in massacred Missionaries what hope ? The Prussian population continues Heathen, untamable to Gospel and Law ; and after two centu- ries of effort, little or no real progress has been made. But now, in these circumstances, in the year 1226, the Titu- lar Bishop of Prussia, having well considered the matter and arranged it with the Polish Authorities, opens a communica- tion with Hermann von der Salza, at Venice, on the subject ; "Crusading is over in the East, illustrious Hochmeister; no duty for a Teutsch Order there at present : what is the use of crusading far off in the East, when Heathenism and the King- dom of Satan hangs on our own borders, close at hand, in the North ? Let the Teutsch Order come to Preussen ; head a Crusade there. The land is fruitful ; flows really with milk and honey, not to speak of amber, and Avas once called the Terrestrial Paradise^' — by I forget whom.^ In fact, it is clear, the land should belong to Christ ; and if the Christian Teutsch Kitterdom could conquer it from Satanas for them- selves, it would be well for all parties. Hermann, a man of sa- gacious clear head, listens attentively. The notion is perhaps not quite new to him : at all events, he takes up the notion ; ne- gotiates upon it, with Titular Bishop, with Pope, Kaiser, Duke of Poland, Teutsch Order ; and in brief, about two years after- wards (a.d. 1228), having done the negotiatings to the last item, he produces his actual Teutsch Bitters, ready, on Prus- sian ground. Year 1228, thinks Dryasdust, after a struggle. Place where, proves also at length discoverable in Dryasdust, — not too far across the north Polish frontier, always with " Masovia " (the now Warsaw region) to fall back upon. But in what number ; how ; nay almost when, to a year, — do not ask poor Dryas- dust, who overwhelms himself with idle details, and by reason of the trees is unable to see the wood.^ — The Teutsch Kitters straightway build a Burg for headquarters, spread themselves on this hand and that; and begin their great task. In the ^ Voigt (if he had an Index !) knowB. « Voigt. ii 177. 184, 192. Chap. VI. THE TEUTONIC ORDER. 9J 1228. name of Heaven, we may still say in a true sense ; as they, every Ritter of them to the heart, felt it to be in all manner of senses. The Prussians were a fierce fighting people, fanatically Anti- Christian : the Teutsch Eitters had a perilous never-resting time of it, especially for the first fifty years. They built and burnt innumerable stockades for and against ; built wooden Forts which are now stone Towns. They fought much and preva- lently ; galloped desperately to and fro, ever on the alert. In peaceabler ulterior times, they fenced in the Nogat and the Weichsel Avith dams, whereby unlimited quagmire might become grassy meadow, — as it continues to this day. Marienburg (llari/s Burg), still a town of importance in that same grassy region, with its grand stone Schloss still visible and even habi- table ; this was at length their Headquarter. But how many Burgs of wood and stone they built, in different parts ; what revolts, surprisals, furious fights in woody boggy places, they had, no man has counted. Their life, read in Dryasdust's newest chaotic Books (Avhich are of endless length, among other ill qualities), is like a dim nightmare of unintelligible marching and fighting: one feels as if the mere amount of galloping they had would have carried the Order several times round the Globe. What multiple of the Equator was it, then, Dryasdust ? The Herr Professor, little studious of abridg- ment, does not say. But always some preaching, by zealous monks, accompanied the chivalrous fighting. And colonists came in from Germany ; trickling in, or at times streaming. Victorious Eitterdom offers terms to the beaten Heathen ; terms not of tolerant nature, but which will be punctually kept by E-itterdom. When the flame of revolt or general conspiracy burnt up again too extensively, there was a new Crusade proclaimed in Ger- many and Christendom ; and the Hochmeister, at Marburg or elsewhere, and all his marshals and ministers were busy, — generally with effect. High personages came on crusade to them. Ottocar King of Bohemia, Duke of Austria and much else, the great man of his day, came once (a.d. 1255) ; Johann King of Bohemia, in the next century, once and again. The 96 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1228. mighty Ottocar/ with his extensive far-shining chivalry, '' con- quered Samland in a month ; " tore up the Romova where Adalbert had been massacred, and burnt it from the face of the Earth. A certain Fortress was founded at that time, in Ottocar's presence ; and in honor of him they named it King^s Fortress, " Konigsberg : " it is now grown a big-domed metro- politan City, — where we of this Narrative lately saw a Coro- nation going on, and Sophie Charlotte furtively taking a pinch of snufE. Ajnong King Ottocar's esquires or subaltern junior of&cials on this occasion, is one Rudolf, heir of a poor Swiss Lordship and gray Hill-Castle, called Hapsburg, rather in reduced circumstances, whom Ottocar likes for his prudent hardy ways ; a stout, modest, wise young man, — who may chance to redeem Hapsburg a little, if he live ? How the shuttles fly, and the life-threads, always, in this " loud-roaring Loom of Time ! " — Along with Ottocar too, as an ally in the Crusade, was Otto III. Ascanier Markgraf and Elector of Brandenburg, great-grandson of Albert the Bear ; — name Otto the Pious in consequence. He too founded a Town in Prussia, on this occa- sion, and called it Brandenburg ; which is still extant there, a small Brandenburg the Second ; for these procedures he is called Otto the Pious in History. His Wife, withal, was a sister of Ottocar's ; ^ — which, except in the way of domestic felicity, did not in the end amount to much for him ; this Ottocar having flown too high, and melted his wings at the sun, in a sad way, as we shall see elsewhere. None of the Orders rose so high as the Teutonic in favor with mankind. It had by degrees landed possessions far and wide over Germany and beyond : I know not how many dozens of Baileys (rich Bailliwicks, each again with its dozens of Comthureis, Commanderies, or subordinate groups of estates), and Baillies and Commanders to match ; — and was thought to deserve favor from above. Valiant servants, these ; to whom Heaven had vouchsafed great labors and unspeakable bless- ings. In some fifty or fifty-three years they had got Prussian ^ Voigt, iii. 80-87. ^ Michaelis, i. 270; Hiibner, t. 174. Chap. VI. THE TEUTONIC ORDER. 9? 1228. Heathenism brought to the ground ; and they endeavored to tie it well down there by bargain and arrangement. But it would not yet lie quiet, nor for a century to come ; being still secretly Heathen ; revolting, conspiring ever again, ever on weaker terms, till the Satanic element had burnt itself out, and conversion and composurs could ensue. Conversion and complete conquest once come, there was a happy time for Prussia : ploughshare instead of sword ; busy sea-havens, German towns, getting built ; churches everywhere rising ; grass growing, and peaceable cows, where formerly had been quagmire and snakes. And for the Order a happy time ? A rich, not a happy. The Order was victorious ; Livonian " Sword-Brothers," " Knights of Dobryn," minor Orders and Authorities all round, were long since subordinated to it or incorporated with it ; Livonia, Courland, Lithuania, are all got tamed under its influence, or tied down and evidently tamable. But it was in these times that the Order got into its wider troubles outward and inward ; quarrels, jealousies, with Chris- tian neighbors, Poland, Pommern, who did not love it and for cause ; — wider troubles, and by no means so evidently useful to mankind. The Order's wages, in this world, flowed higher than ever, only perhaps its work was beginning to run low ! But we will not anticipate. On the whole, this Teutsch Eitterdom, for the first century and more, was a grand phenomenon ; and flamed like a bright . - blessed beacon through the night of things, in those Northern Countries. For above a century, we perceive, it was the rallj^- ing place of all brave men who had a career to seek on terms other than vulgar. The noble soul, aiming beyond money, and sensible to more than hunger in this world, had a beacon burn- ing (as we say), if the night chanced to overtake it, and the earth to grow too intricate, as is not uncommon. Better than the career of stump-oratory, I should fancy, and its Hesperides Apples, golden and of gilt horse-dung. Better than puddling away one's poor spiritual gift of God {loan, not gift), such as it may be, in building the lofty rhyme, the lofty Keview- Article, for a discerning public that has sixpence to spare ! Times alter greatly. — Will the reader take a glimpse of Con- 98 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1232. rad von Thiiriiigen's biography, as a sample of tlie old ways of proceeding ? Conrad succeeded Hermann von der Salza as Grand-Master, and his history is memorable as a Teutonic Knight. Tlie stuff Teutsch Hitters were made of. Conrad of Thilr ringen : Saint Elizabeth ; Town of Marburg. Conrad, younger brother of the Landgraf of Thiiringen, — which Prince lived chiefly in the Wartburg, romantic old Hill- Castle, now a Weimar-Eisenach property and show-place, then an abode of very earnest people, — was probably a child-in- arms, in that same Wartburg, while Richard Coeur-de-Lion was getting home from Palestine and into troubles by the road : this will date Conrad for us. His worthy elder brother was Husband of the lady since called Saint Elizabeth, a very pious but also very fanciful young woman ; — and I always guess his going on the Crusade, where he died straightway, was partly the fruit of the life she led him ; lodging beggars, sometimes in his very bed, continually breaking his night's rest for j)rayer, and devotional exercise of undue length ; " weeping one mo- ment, then smiling in joy the next ; " meandering about, capri- cious, melodious, weak, at the will of devout whim mainly! However, that does not concern us.^ Sure enough her poor Landgraf went crusading, Year 1227 (Kaiser Priedrich II.'s Crusade, who could not put it off longer) ; poor Landgraf fell ill by the road, at Brindisi, and died, — not to be driven farther by any cause. Conrad, left guardian to his deceased Brother's children, had at first much quarrel with Saint Elizabeth, though he after- wards took far other thoughts. Meanwhile he had his own apanage, "Landgraf" by rank he too; and had troubles enough with that of itself. For instance : once the Archbishop of ^ Many Lives of the Saiut. See, in particular, Lihellus de Dictis Quatuor Ancillarum, &c. — (that is, Report of the evidence got from Elizabeth's Four Maids, by an Official Person, Devil's-Advocate or whatever he was, missioned by the Pope to question them, when her Canonization came to be talked of. A curious piece): — in Menckenii Scri/i^ores Rerum Germanicarutn (Lipsise, 1728-1730), ii. dd. ; where also are other details. Chap. VI. CONRAD OF THURINGEN. 99 1232. Maiuz, being in debt, laid a heavy tax on all Abbeys under him ; on Reichartsbronn, an Abbey of Conrad's, among others. " Don't pay it ! " said Conrad to the Abbot. Abbot refused accordingly ; but was put under ban by the Pope ; — obliged to comply, and even to be " whipt thrice " before the money could be accepted. Two whippings at Erfurt, from the Archbishop, there had been ; and a third was just going on there, one morn- ing, when Conrad, travelling that way, accidentally stept in to matins. Conrad flames into a blazing whirlwind at the pheno- menon disclosed. " Whip my Abbot ? And he is to pay, then, — Archbishop of Beelzebub ? " — and took the poor Archbishop by the rochets, and spun him hither and thither ; nay was for cutting him in two, had not friends hysterically busied them- selves, and got the sword detained in its scabbard and the Archbishop away. Here is a fine coil like to be, for Conrad. Another soon follows ; from a quarrel he had with Fritzlar, an Imperial Free-Town in those parts, perhaps a little stiff upon its privileges, and high towards a Landgraf. Conrad marches, one morning (Year 1232), upon insolent Fritzlar ; burns the environs ; but on looking practically at the ramparts of the place, thinks they are too high, a,nd turns to go home again. Whereupon the idle women of Fritzlar, who are upon the ramparts gazing in fear a,nd hope, burst into shrill universal jubilation of voice, — and even into gestures, and liberties with their dress, which are not describable in History ! Qonrad, suddenly once more all flame, whirls round ; storms the ram- parts, slays what he meets, plunders Fritzlar with a will, and leaves it blazing in a general fire, which had broken out in the business. Here is a pair of coils for Conrad ; the like of which can issue only in Papal ban or worse. Conrad is grim and obstinate under these aspects ; but secretly feels himself very wicked ; knows not well what will come of it. Sauntering one day in his outer courts, he notices a certain female beggar ; necessitous female of loose life, who tremulously solicits charity of him. Necessitous female gets some fraction of coin, but along with it bullying rebuke in very liberal measure ; and goes away weeping bitterly, and murmuring about "want that drove me to those courses." 100 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book ir. 1234. Conrad retires into himself : " What is her real sin, perhaps, to mine ? " Conrad " lies awake all that night ; " mopes about, in intricate darkness, days and nights ; rises one morning an altered man. He makes " pilgrimage to Gladbach," barefoot ; kneels down at the church-door of Fritzlar with bare back, and a' bundle of rods beside him. "Whip me, good injured Chris- tians, for the love of Jesus ! " — in brief, reconciles himself to Christian mankind, the Pope included ; takes the Teutsch- Ritter vows upon him ; ^ and hastens off to Preussen, there to spend himself, life and life's resources thenceforth, faithfully, till he die. The one course left for Conrad. Which he follows with a great strong step, — with a thought still audible to me. It was of such stuff that Teutsch Ritters were then made ; Ritters evidently capable of something. Saint Elizabeth, who went to live at Marburg, in Hessen- Cassel, after her Husband's death, and soon died there, in a most melodiously pious sort,^ made the Teutsch Order guar- dian of her Son. It was from her and the Grand-Mastership of Conrad that Marburg became such a metropolis of the Order ; the Grand-Masters often residing there, many of them coveting burial there, and much business bearing date of the place. A place still notable to the ingenuous Tourist, who knows his whereabout. Philip the Magnanimous, Lu- ther's friend, memorable to some as Philip with the Two Wives, lived there, in that old Castle, — which is now a kind of Correction-House and Garrison, idle blue uniforms stroll- ing about, and unlovely physiognomies with a jingle of iron at their ankles, — where Luther has debated with the Zwin- glian Sacramenters and others, and much has happened in its time. Saint Elizabeth and her miracles (considerable, surely, of their kind) were the first origin of Marburg as a Town : a mere Castle, with adjoining Hamlet, before that. Strange gray old silent Town, rich in so many memories ; it stands there, straggling up its rocky hill-edge, towards its old Castles and edifices on the top, in a not unpicturesque manner ; flanked by the river Lahn and its fertile plains : 1 A.D. 1234 (Voigt, ii. 375-423). 2 ^.p. 1231 ; age 24. Chap. VI. CONRAD OF THURINGEN. 101 1234. very silent, except for the delirious screech, at rare intervals, of a railway train passing that way from Frankfurt-on-Mayn to Cassel. " Church of St. Elizabeth," — high, grand Church, built by Conrad our Hochmeister, in reverence of his once terrestrial Sister-in-law, — stands conspicuous in the plain be- low, where the Town is just ending. St. Elizabeth's Shrine was once there, and pilgrims wending to it from all lands. Conrad himself is buried there, as are many Hochmeisters ; their names, and shields of arms, Hermann's foremost, though Hermann's dust is not there, are carved, carefully kept legible, on the shafts of the Gothic arches, — from floor to groin, long rows of them ; — and produce, with the other tombs, tomb-paintings by Diirer and the like, thoughts im- pressive almost to pain. St. Elizabeth's loculus was put into its shrine here, by Kaiser Friedrich II. and all manner of princes and grandees of the Empire, " one million two hundred thousand people looking on," say the old records, perhaps not quite exact in their arithmetic. Philip the Magnanimous, wishing to stop " pilgrimages no-whither," buried the loculus away, it was never known where ; under the floor of that Church somewhere, as is likeliest. Enough now of Marburg, and of its Teutsch Eitters too. They had one or two memorable Hochmeisters and Teutschmeisters ; whom we have not named here, nor shall. ^ There is one Hochmeister, somewhere about the fiftieth on the list, and properly the last real Hochmeister, Albert of Hohenzollern-Culmbach by name, who will be very memora- ble to us by and by. Or will the reader care to know how Culmbach came into the possession of the Hohenzollerns, Burggraves of Niirnberg ? The story may be illustrative, and will not occupy us long. 1 In our excellent Kohler's Miintzbelustigungen (Niirnberg, 1 729 et seqq. ii. 382 ; v. 102 ; viii. 380; &c.) are valuable glimpses into the Teutonic Order, — as into hundreds of other things. The special Book upon it is Voigt's, often cited here : Nine heavy Volumes ; grounded on faithful reading, but with a fatal defect of almost every other quality. 102 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1248. CHAPTER VII. MARGEAVIATE OF CULMBACH : BAIREUTH, ANSPACH. Ix the Year 1248, in his Castle of Plassenburg, — which is now a Correction-House, looking clown upon the junction of the Red and White Mayn, — Otto Duke of Meran, a very great potentate, more like a King than a Duke, was suddenly clutched hold of by a certain wedded gentleman, name not given, "one of his domestics or dependents," whom he had enraged beyond forgiveness (signally violating the Seventh Commandment at his expense) ; and was by the said wedded gentleman there and then cut down, and done to death. "Lamentably 'killed, jammei'lick erstochen," says old Rentsch.^ Others give a different color to the homicide, and even a dif- ferent place ; a controversy not interesting to us. Slain at any rate he is ; still a young man ; the last male of his line. Whereby the renowned Dukes of Meran fall extinct, and im- mense properties come to be divided among connections and claimants. Meran, we remark, is still a Town, old Castle now abol- ished, in the Tyrol, towards the sources of the Etsch (called Adiffe by Italian neighbors). The ]\rerans had been lords not only of most of the Tyrol ; but Dukes of " the Voigt- land ; " — Voigtland, that is Baillie-land, wide country between Xiirnberg and the Eichtelwald ; why specially so called, Dry- asdust dimly explains, deducing it from certain Counts von Reuss, those strange Reusses who always call themselves Henry, and now amount to Henry the Eightieth and Odd, with side-branches likewise called Henry ; whose nomenclature is the despair of mankind, and ivorse than that of the Naples Lazzaroni who candidly have no names ! — Dukes of Voigt- ' P. 203. Kohler, Reichs-Historie, p. 245. Holle, Alte Gesckickte der Stadt Baireuth (Baireuth, 1833), pp. 34-37. Chap. VH. BAIREUTH, ANSPACH. 103 land, I say ; likewise of Dalmatia ; then also Markgraves of Austria ; also Counts of Andechs, in which latter fine country (north of Munchen a day's ride), and not at Plassenburg, some say, the man was slain. These immense possessions, which now (a.d. 1248) all fall asunder by the stroke of that sword, come to be divided among the slain man's connections, or to be snatched up by active neighbors, and otherwise dis- posed of. Active Wurzburg, active Bamberg, without much connection, snatched up a good deal : Count of Orlamiinde, married to the eldest Sister of the slain Duke, got Plassenburg and most of the Voigtland : a Tyrolese magnate, whose Wife was an Aunt of the Duke's, laid hold of the Tyrol, and transmitted it to daughters and their spouses, — the finish of which line we shall see by and by : — in short, there was much property in a dis- posable condition. The Hohenzollern Burggraf of Nurnberg, who had married a younger Sister of the Duke's two years before this accident, managed to get at least Baireuth and some adjacencies ; big Orlamiinde, who had not much better right, taking the lion's share. This of Baireuth proved a notable possession to the Hohenzollern family : it Avas Conrad the first Burggraf's great-grandson, Friedrich, counted '• Fried- rich III." among the Burggraves, who made the acquisition in this manner, a.d. 1248. Onolzbach (On'z-bach or " -brook," now called AnspacK) they got, some fourscore years after, by purchase and hard money down (" 24,000 pounds of farthings," whatever that may be),^ which proved a notable twin possession of the family. And then, in some seven years more (a.d. 1338), the big Orlamiinde people, having at length, as was too usual, fallen considerably insolvent, sold Plassenburg Castle itself, the Plassenburg with its Town of Culmbach and dependencies, to the Hohenzollern Burggraves,^ who had always ready money about them. Who in this way got most of the Voigtland, with a fine Fortress, into hand ; and had, independently of ISTiirnberg and its Im- perial properties, an important Princely Territory of their own. 1 A.D. 1331 : Stadt Anspach, by J. B. Fischer (Anspach, 1786), p. 196. 2 Rentsch, p. 157. 104 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1254-73. Margraviate or Principality of Culmbach (Plassenburg beiug only the Castle) was the general title ; but more frequently in later times, being oftenest split in two between brothers un- acquainted with primogeniture, there were two Margraviates made of it : one of Baireuth, called also " Margraviate On the Hill ; " and one of Anspach, " Margraviate Under the Hill : " of which, in their modern designations, we shall by and by hear more than enough. Thus are the Hohenzollern growing, and never declining: by these few instances judge of many. Of their hard labors, and the storms they had to keep under control, we could also say something : How the two young Sons of the Burggraf once riding out with their Tutor, a big hound of theirs in one of the streets of Niirnberg accidentally tore a child ; and there arose wild mother's-wail ; and " all the Scythe-smiths turned out," fire-breathing, deaf to a poor Tutor's pleadings and explain- ings ; and how the Tutor, who had ridden forth in calm humor ■ with two Princes, came galloping home with only one, — the Smiths having driven another into boggy ground, and there caught and killed him ; ^ with the Burggrafs commentary on that sad proceeding (the same Friedrich III. who had married Meran's Sister) ; and the amends exacted by him, strict and severe, not passionate or inhuman. Or again how the ISTiirn- bergers once, in the Burggraf s absence, built a ring-wall round his Castle ; entrance and exit now to depend on. the Niirn- bergers withal ! And how the Burggraf did not fly out into battle in consequence, but remedied it by imperturbable coun- tenance and power of driving. With enough of the like sort ■■, which readers can conceive. Burggraf Friedrich HI. ; and the Anarchy of Nineteen Years. This same Friedrich III., Great-grandson of Conrad the first Burggraf, was he that got the Burggraviate made hereditary in his family (a.d. 1273) ; which thereby rose to the fixed ^ Rentscb, p. 306 (Date not given; guess, about 1270). Chap. VII. BURGGRAF FRIEDRICH III. 105 1271. rank of Princes, among other advantages it was gaining. Xor did this acquisition come gratis at all, but as the fruit of good service adroitly done ; service of endless importance as it proved. Friedrich's life had fallen in times of huge anarchy ; the Hohenstauffen line gone miserably out, — Boy Conradin, its last representative, perishing on the scaffold even (by a desperate Pope and a desperate Duke of Anjou) ; ^ Germans, Sicilian Normans, Pope and Reich, all at daggers-drawn with one another ; no Kaiser, nay as many as Three at once ! Which lasted from 1254 onwards ; and is called " the Inter- regnum," or Anarchy " of Nineteen Years," in German His- tory. Let us at least name the Three Kaisers, or Triple-elixir of No-Kaiser ; though, except as chronological landmarks, we have not much to do with them. First Kaiser is William Count of Holland, a rough fellow. Pope's protege. Pope even raising cash for him ; till William perished in the Dutch peat- bogs (horse and man, furiously pursuing, in some fight there, and getting swallowed up in that manner) ; which happily reduces our false Kaisers to two : Second and Third, who are both foreign to Germany. Second Kaiser is Alphonso King of Castille, Alphonso the Wise, whose saying about Ptolemy's Astronomy, ''That it seemed a crank machine ; that it was pity the Creator had not taken advice ! " is still remembered by mankind ; — this and no other of his many sayings and doings. He was wise enough to stay at home ; and except wearing the title, which cost nothing, to concern himself very little about the Holy Roman Empire, — some clerk or two dating " Toleti (at Toledo)," did languidly a bit of official writing now and then, and that was all. Confused crank machine this of the German Empire too, your Majesty ? Better stay at home, and date " ToUtiP The Third false Kaiser — futile call him rather, wanting clear majority — was the English Richard of Cornwall ; younger Son of John Lackland; and little wiser than his Father, to judge by those symptoms. He had plenty of money, and was liberal with it ; — no other call to Germany, you 1 At Naples, 25th October, 1268. 106 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1271. would say, except to get rid of his money ; in whicli he suc- ceeded. He lived actually in Germany, twice over for a year or two : — Alphonso and he were alike shy of the Pope, as Umpire ; and Eichard, so far as his money went, found some gleams of authority and comfortable flattery in the Rhenish provinces : at length, in 1263, money and patience being both probably out, he quitted Germany for the second and last time; came home to Berkhamstead in Hertfordshire here,^ more fool than he went. Till his death (a.d. 1271), he con- tinued to call himself, and was by many persons called. Kaiser of the Holy Roman Empire ; — needed a German clerk or two at Berkhamstead, we can suppose : but never went back ; pre- ferring pleasant Berkhamstead, with troubles of Simon de Montfort or whatever troubles there might be, to anything Germany had to offer him. These were the Three futile Kaisers : and the late Kaiser Conrad's young Boy, who one day might have swept the ground clear of them, perished, — bright young Conradin, bright and brave, but only sixteen, and Pope's captive by ill luck, — per- ished on the scaffold ; " throwing out his glove " (in symbolical protest) amid the dark mute Neapolitan multitudes, that win- try morning. It was October 25tli, 1268, — Dante Alighieri then a little boy at Florence, not three years old ; gazing with strange eyes as the elders talked of such a performance by Christ's Vicar on Earth. A very tragic performance indeed, which brought on the Sicilian Vespers by and by ; for the Heavens never fail to pay debts, your Holiness ! — Germany was rocking down towards one saw not what, — an Anarchic Republic of Princes, perhaps, and of Free Barons fast verging towards robbery ? Sovereignty of multiplex Princes, with a Peerage of intermediate Robber Barons ? Things are verging that way. Such Princes, big and little, each wrenching off for himself what lay loosest and handiest to him, found it a stirring game, and not so much amiss. On the other hand, some voice of the People, in feeble whimper- ings of a strange intensity, to the opposite effect, are audible to this day. Here are Three old Minstrels (Minnesdnger) picked 1 Gougli's Camden, i. 339. Chap. Yll. BUKGGKAF FKIEDKICII III. 107 1273. from Manesse's Collection by an obliging hand, who are of this date, and shall speak each a word : — No. 1 loquitur (in cramp doggerel, done into speech) : " To thee, Lord, we poor folk make moan ; the Devil has sown his seeds in this land ! Law thy hand created for protection of thy children : but where now is Law ? Widows and orphans weep that the Princes do not unite to have a Kaiser." No. 2 : " The Princes grind in the Kaiser's mill : to the Reich they fling the siftings ; and keep to themselves the meal. Not much in haste, they, to give us a Kaiser." No. 3 : " Like the Plague of Progs, there they are come out; defiling the Reich's honor. Stork, when wilt thou ap- pear, then," and with thy stiff mandibles act upon them a little ? 1 It was in such circumstances, that Priedrich IIL, Burggraf of Nurnberg, who had long moaned and striven over these woes of his country, came to pay that visit, late in the night (1st or 2d of October, 1273), to his Cousin Rudolf Lord of Haps- burg, under the walls of Basel ; a notable scene in History. Rudolf was besieging Basel, being in some feud with the Bishop there, of which Priedrich and another had been proposed as umpires ; and Priedrich now waited on his Cousin, in this hasty manner, — not about the Basel feud, but on a far higher quite unexpected errand, — to say. That he Rudolf was elected Kaiser, and that better times for the Holy Roman Empire were now probable, with Heaven's help.^ We call him Cousin ; though what the kindred actually was, a kindred by mothers, remains, except the general fact of it, disputable by Dryasdust. The actual visit, under the walls of Basel, is by some con- sidered romantic. But that Rudolf, tough steel-gray man, besieging Basel on his own quarrel, on the terms just stated, was altogether unexpectedly apprised of this great news, and that Cousin Priedrich of Nurnberg had mainly contributed to such issue, is beyond question.^ The event was salutary, like life instead of death, to anarchic Germany ; and did eminent honor to Priedrich's judgment in men. 1 Mentzel, Geschichte der Dcittschen, p. 345. 2 Rentsch. pp. 299, 285, 298. ' Kbhler, pp. 249, 251. 108 BKAXDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1278. Richard of Cornwall having at last died, and his futile Ger- man clerks having quitted Berkhamstead forever, — Alphonso of Castille, not now urged by rivalry, and seeing long since what a crank machine the thing was, had no objection to give it up; said so to the Pope, — who was himself anxious for a settled Kaiser, the supplies of Papal German cash having run almost dry during these troubles. Whereupon ensued earnest consultations among leading German men ; Diet of the Empire, sternly practical (we may well perceive), and with a minimum of talk, the Pope too being held rather well at a distance : the result of which was what we see.^ Mainly due to Friedrich of Xiirnberg, say all Historians ; conjoining with him the then Archbishop of Mainz, who is officially President Elector (liter- ally Convener of Electors) : they two did it. Archbishop) of Mainz had himself a pleasant accidental acquaintance with Rudolf, — a night's lodging once at Hapsburg, with escort over the Hills, in dangerous circumstances ; — and might the more readily be made to understand what qualities the man now had ; and how, in justness of insight, toughness of char- acter, and general strength of bridle-hand, this actually might be the adequate man. Kaiser Rudolf and Burggraf Friedrich III. Last time we saw Rudolf, near thirty years ago, he was some equerry or subaltern dignitary among the Ritters of King Ottocar, doing a Crusade against the Prussian Heathen, and seeing his master found Konigsberg in that country. Changed times now ! Ottocar King of Bohemia, Avho (by the strong hand mainly, and money to Richard of Cornwall, in the late troubles) has become Duke of Austria and much else, had himself expected the Kaisership ; and of all astonished men. King Ottocar was probably the most astonished at the choice made. A dread sovereign, fierce, and terribly opulent, and every way resplendent to such degree ; and this threadbare Swiss gentleman-at-arms, once " my domestic " (as Ottocar loved to term it), preferred to me ! Flat insanity. King Ottocar 1 29th September, 1273. Chai". Vll. BURGGRAF FRIED RICH III. 109 1278. thought ; refused to acknowledge such a Kaiser ; would not in the least give up his unjust properties, or even do homage for them or the others. But there also Rudolf contrived to be ready for him. Eudolf invaded his rich Austrian territories ; smote down Vienna, and all resistance that there was ; ^ forced Ottocar to beg pardon and peace. " No pardon, nor any speech of peace, till you first do homage for all those lands of yours, whatever we may find them to be ! " Ottocar was very loath ; but could not help himself. Ottocar quitted Prag with a resplendent retinue, to come into the Danube country, and do homage to "my do- mestic " that once Avas. He bargained that the sad ceremony should be at least private ; on an Island in the Danube, between the two retinues or armies ; and in a tent, so that only official select persons might see it. The Island is called Camberg (near Vienna, I conclude), in the middle of the Donau River : there Ottocar accordingly knelt ; he in great pomp of tailorage, Rudolf in mere buff jerkin, practical leather and iron; — hide it, charitable canvas, from all but a few ! Alas, precisely at this moment, the treacherous canvas rushes down, — hung so on purpose, thinks Ottocar ; and it is a tent indeed, but a tent without walls ; and all the world sees me in this scandalous plight ! Ottocar rode home in deep gloom ; his poor Wife, too, up- braided him : he straightway rallied into War again ; Rudolf again very ready to meet him. Rudolf met him, Friedrich of Xlirnberg there among the rest under the Reichs-Banner ; on the Marchfeld by the Donau (modern Wagi'am near by) ; and entirely beat and even slew and ruined Ottocar.'^ Whereby Austria fell now to Rudolf, who made his sons Dukes of it ; which, or even Archdukes, they are to this day. Bohemia, Moravia, of these also Rudolf would have been glad ; but of these there is an heir of Ottocar's left ; these will require time and luck. Prosperous though toilsome days for Rudolf ; who proved an excellent bit of stuff for a Kaiser ; and found no rest, proving what stuff he was. In which prosperities, as indeed 1 1276 (Ktihler, p. 253). 2 26th August, 1278 (Kohler, p. 253). 110 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1278. he contin-ued to do in the penis and toils, Burggraf Fried- rich III. of Niirnberg naturally partook : hence, and not gratis at all, the Hereditary Burggrafdom, and many other favors and accessions he got. For he continued Kudolf's steady helper, friend and first-man in all things, to the very end. Evidently one of the most important men in Germany, and candor will lead us to guess one of the worthiest, during those bad years of Interregnum, and the better ones of Kaisership. After Conrad his great-grandfather he is the second notable architect of the Family House ; — founded by Conrad ; con- spicuously built up by this Friedrich III., and the first story of it finished, so to speak. Then come two Friedrichs as Burg- graf s, his son and his grandson's grandson, " Friedrich IV." and "Friedrich VI.," by whom it was raised to the second story and the third, — thenceforth one of the high houses of the world. That is the glimpse we can give of Friedrich first Hereditary Burggraf, and of his Cousin Eudolf first Hapsburg Kaiser. The" latest Austrian Kaisers, the latest Kings of Prussia, they are sons of these two men. CHAPTER VIII. ASCANIER MARKGRAVES IN BRANDENBURG. We have said nothing of the Ascanier Markgraves, Electors of Brandenburg, all this while ; nor, in these limits, can we now or henceforth say almost anything. A proud enough, valiant and diligent line of Markgraves ; who had much fight- ing and other struggle in the world, — steadily enlarging their Ijorder upon the Wends to the north ; and adjusting it, with mixed success, against the Wettin gentlemen, who are Mark- graves farther east (in the Lausitz now), who bound us to the south too {Meissen, Misnia), and who in fact came in for the whole of modern Saxony in the end. Much fighting, too, there was with the Archbishops of Magdeburg, now that the Wends Chap. vin. ASCANIER MAKKGRAVES. Ill 1278. are down : standing quarrel there, on the small scale, like that of Kaiser and Pope on the great ; such quarrel as is to be seen in all places, and on all manner of scales, in that era of the Christian World. None of our Markgraves rose to the height of their Pro- genitor, Albert the Bear ; nor indeed, except massed up, as "Albert's Line," and with a History ever more condensing itself almost to the form of label, can they pretend to memora- bility with us. What can Dryasdust himself do with them ? That wholesome Dutch cabbages continued to be more and more planted, and peat-mire, blending itself with waste sand, became available for Christian mankind, — intrusive Chaos, and especially Divine Tr'igloph and his ferocities being well held aloof : — this, after all, is the real History of our Mark- graves ; and of this, by the nature of the case, Dryasdust can say nothing. " New Mark," which once meant Brandenburg at large, is getting subdivided into Mid-Mark, into C/c/cermark (closest to the Wends) ; and in Old Mark and New much is spreading, much getting planted and founded. In the course of centuries there will grow gradually to be " seven cities ; and as many towns," says one old jubilant Topographer, " as there are days in the year," — struggling to count up 365 of them. Of Berlin City. In the year (guessed to be) 1240, one Ascanier Markgraf " fortifies Berlin ; " that is, first makes Berlin a German Burg and inhabited outpost in those parts : — the very name, some think, means " Little Rampart " ( TTe/irlin), built there, on the banks of the Spree, against the Wends, and peopled with Dutch ; of which latter fact, it seems, the old dialect of the place yields traces.^ How it rose afterwards to be chosen for 1 Nicolai, Beschreibung der Koniglichen Residenzstadte Berlin und Potsdam (Berlin, 1786), i. pp. 16, 17 of " Einleitung." Nicolai rejects the Wchrliii ety- mology ; admits that the name was evidently appellative, not proper, " The Berlin," " To the Berlin ; " finds in the world two objects, one of them at Halle, still called " The Berlin ; " and thinks it must have meant (in some language of extinct mortals) " Wild ra.«iture-gromid," — " The Scrubs," as we should call it. — Possible ; perhaps likely. 112 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1278: Metropolis, one cannot say, except that it had a central situa- tion for the now widened principalities of Brandenburg : the place otherwise is sandy by nature, sand and swamp the con- stituents of it ; and stands on a sluggish river the color of oil. Wendish fishermen had founded some first nucleus of it long before ; and called their fishing-hamlet Coin, which is said to be the general Wendish title for places founded on piles, a needful method where your basis is swamp. At all events, " Coin " still designates the oldest quarter in Berlin ; and " Coin on the Spree" (Cologne, or Coin on the Ehine, being very different) continued, almost to modern times, to be the Official name of the Capital. How the Dutch and Wends agreed together, within their rampart, inclusive of both, is not said. The river lay be- tween ; they had two languages ; peace was necessary : it is probable they were long rather on a taciturn footing ! But in the oily river you do catch various fish; Coin, amid its quagmires and straggling sluggish waters, can be rendered very strong. Some husbandry, wet or dry, is possible to dili- gent Dutchmen. There is room for trade also ; Spree Havel Elbe is a direct water-road to Hamburg and the Ocean ; by the Oder, which is not very far, you communicate with the Baltic on this hand, and with Poland and the uttermost parts of Silesia on that. Enough, Berlin grows ; becomes, in about 300 years, for one reason and another, Capital City of the country, of these many countries. The Markgraves or Elec- tors, after quitting Brandenburg, did not come immediately to Berlin ; their next Eesidence was Tangermiinde {JSIqnth of the Tanrjer, where little Tanger issues into Elbe) ; a much grassier place than Berlin, and which stands on a Hill, clay- and-sand Hill, likewise advantageous for strength. That Berlin should have grown, after it once became Capital, is not a mystery. It has quadrupled itself, and more, within the last hundred years, and I think doubled itself within the last thirty. Chap. VIII. OTTO WITH THE ARROW. 113 1278. Markgraf Otto IV., or Otto ivith the Arrow. One Ascanier Markgraf, and one only, Otto IV. by title, was a Poet withal ; had an actual habit of doing verse. ■There are certain so-called Poems of his, still extant, read by Dryasdust, with such enthusiasm as he can get up, in the old Collection of Mhine-sinrfers, made by Manesse the Zurich Biirgermeister, while the matter was much fresher than it now is.^ Madrigals all ; J/mwe-Songs, describing the pas- sion of love ; how Otto felt under it, — well and also ill ; with little peculiarity of symptom, as appears. One of his lines is, " Ich xounsch ich ivere tot, I wish that I were dead : " — the others shall remain safe in Manesse's Collection. This same Markgraf Otto IV., Year 1278, had a dreadful quarrel with the See of Magdeburg, about electing a Brother of his. The Chapter had chosen another than Otto's Brother ; Otto makes war upon the Chapter. Comes storming along; "will stable my horses in your Cathedral," on such and such a day ! But the Archbishop chosen, who had been a fighter formerly, stirs up the Magdeburgers, by preaching ("Horses to be stabled here, my Christian brethren"), by relics, and quasi-miracles, to a furious condition ; leads them out against Otto, beats Otto utterly ; brings him in captive, amid hooting jubilations of the conceivable kind : " Stable ready ; but where are the horses, — ■ Serene child of Satanas ! " Archbishop makes a Wooden Cage for Otto (big beams, spars stout enough, mere straw to lie on), and locks him up there. In a public situation in the City of Magdeburg ; — visible to mankind so, during certain months of that year 1278. It was in the very time while Ottocar was getting finished in the Marchfeld ; much mutiny still abroad, and the new Kaiser Rudolf very busy. Otto's Wife, all streaming in tears, and flaming in zeal, 1 Riidiger von Manesse, who fought the Austrians, too, made his Sammlung (Collection) in the latter half of the fourteenth century ; it was printed, after many narrow risks of destruction in the interim, in 1758, — Bodmer and Breitinger editing ; — at Zurich, 2 vols. 4to. 114 BEAXDENBURG AND HOHEXZOLLERNS. Book II. 1278. •what shall she do ? " Sell your jewels," so advises a certain old Johanii vou Buch, discarded Ex-official: "Sell your jewels, Madam ; bribe the Canons of Magdeburg with extreme secrecy, none knowing of his neighbor ; they will consent to ransom on terms possible. Poor Wife bribed as was bidden ; Canons voted as they undertook ; unanimous for ransom, — high, but humanly possible. Markgraf Otto gets out on parole. But now, How raise such a ransom, our very jewels being sold ? Old Johann von Buch again indicates ways and means, — miraculous old gentleman : — Markgraf Otto returns, money in hand; pays, and is solemnly discharged. The title of the sum I could give exact ; but as none will in the least tell me what the value is, I humbly forbear. '• We are clear, then, at this date ? " said Markgraf Otto from his horse, just taking leave of the Magdeburg Canonry. " Yes," answered they. — " Pshaw, you don't know the value of a Markgraf ! " said Otto. " What is it, then ?" — " Rain gold ducats on his war-horse and him," said Otto, looking up with a satirical grin, " till horse and Markgraf are buried in them, and you cannot see the point of his spear atop ! " — That would be a cone of gold coins equal to the article, thinks our Markgraf; and rides grinning away.^ — The poor Arch- bishop, a valiant pious man, finding out that late strangely unanimous vote of his Chapter for ransoming the Markgraf, took it so ill, that he soon died of a broken heart, say the old Books. Die he did, before long; — and still Otto's Brother was refused as successor. Brother, however, again survived ; behaved always wisely ; and Otto at last had his way. " Makes an excellent Archbishop, after all !" said the Magdeburgers. Those were rare times, Mr. Eigmarole. The same Otto, besieging some stronghold of his Magde- burg or other enemies, got an arrow shot into the skull of him ; into, not through ; which no surgery could extract, not for a year to come. Otto went about, sieging much the same, with the iron in his head ; and is called Otto mit dem Pfeile, Otto Sagittarius, or Otto with the Arrow, in consequence, A Markgraf who writes Madrigals ; who does sieges with an 1 Michaelis, i. 271 ; Pauli, i. 316 ; Kloss; &c, Chap. VIII. QTTO WITH THE ARROW. 115 1278, arrow in his head ; who lies in a Avooden cage, jeered by the Magdeburgers, and proposes such a cone of ducats : I thought him the memorablest of those forgotten Markgraves ; and that his joltiug Life-pilgrimage might stand as the general sample. Multiply a year of Otto by 200, you have, on easy conditions, some imagination of a History of the Ascanier Markgraves. Forgettable otherwise ; or it can be read in the gross, darkened with endless details, and thrice-dreary, lialf- intelligible traditions, in Pauli's fatal Quartos, and elsewhere, if any one needs. — The year of that Magdeburg speech about the cone of ducats is 1278: King Edward the First, in this country, was walking about, a prosperous man of forty, with very Long Shanks, and also with a head of good length. Otto, as had been the case in the former Line, was a fre- quent name among those Markgraves : " Otto the Pious " (whom we saw crusading once in Preussen, with King Otto- car his Brother-in-law), "Otto the Tall," "Otto the Short (Parvus) ; " I know not how many Ottos besides him " with the Arrow." Half a century after this one of the Ari'ow (under his Grand-Nephew it was), the Ascanier Markgraves ended, their Line also dying out. Not the successfulest of Markgraves, especially in later times. Brandenburg was indeed steadily an Electorate, its Markgraf a Kurfurst, or Elector of the Empire ; and always rather on the increase than otherwise. But the Territories were apt to be much split up to younger sons ; two or more Markgraves at once, the eldest for Elector, with other arrange- ments ; which seldom answer. They had also fallen into the habit of borrowing money ; pawning, redeeming, a good deal, with Teutsch Kitters and others. Then they puddled consid- erably, — and to their loss, seldom choosing the side that proved winner, — in the general broils of the Reich, which at that time, as we have seen, was unusually anarchic. None of the successfulest of Markgraves latterl)'. But they were regretted beyond measure in comparison with the next set that came ; as we shall see. 116 BKAXDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1298. CHAPTEE IX. BURGGRAF FKIEDKICH IV. Brandenburg and the Hohenzollern Family of Xiirnberg have hitherto no mutual acquaintanceship whatever : they go, each its own course, wide enough apart in the world ; — littlo dreaming that they are to meet by and by, and coalesce, wed for better and worse, and become one flesh. As is the way ir all romance. "Marriages," among men, and other entities of importance, "are, evidently, made in Heaven." Friedrich IV. of Xtirnberg, Son of that Frieclrich III., Kaiser Eudolf's successful friend, was again 9, notable in- creaser of his House ; which finally, under his Great-grand- son, named Friedrich VI., attained the Electoral height. Of which there was already some hint. Well ; under the first of these two Friedrichs, some slight approximation, and under his Son, a transient express introduction (so to speak) of Brandenburg to Hohenzollern took place, without imme- diate result of consequence ; but under the second of them occurred the wedding, as we may call it, or union " for better or worse, till death do us part." — How it came about ? Easy to ask, How ! The reader will have to cast some glances into the confused iieicAs-History of the time ; — timid glances, for the element is of dangerous, extensive sort, mostly jungle and shaking bog ; — and we must travel through this corner of it, as on shoes of swiftness, treading lightly. Contested Elections in the Reich : Kaiser Albert I. ; after whom Six Non-Hapshurg Kaisers. The Line of Eudolf of Hapsburg did not at once succeed continuously to the Empire, as the wont had been in such cases, where the sons were willing and of good likelihood. CHAP. IX. CONTESTED ELECTIONS. 117 1298. After such a spell of anarchy, parties still ran higher than usual in the Holy Roman Empire ; and wide-yawning splits would not yet coalesce to the old pitch. It appears too the posterity of Rudolf, stiff, inarticulate, proud men, and of a turn for engrossing and amassing, were not always lovely to the public. Albert, Rudolf's eldest son, for instance. Kaiser Al- bert I., — who did succeed, though not at once, or till after killing Rudolf's immediate successor,^ — Albert was by no means a prepossessing man, though a tough and hungry one. It must be owned, he had a harsh ugly character ; and face to match ; big-nosed, loose-lipped, blind of an eye : not Ka iser- like at all to an Electoral Body. ^^Est homo monoculus, et vultu rustico ; non potest esse Invperator (A one-eyed fellow, and looks like a clown ; he cannot be Emperor) ! " said Pope Boniface VIII., when consulted about him.'^ Enough, from the death of Rudolf, a.d. 1291, there inter- vened a hundred and fifty years, and eight successive Kaisers singly or in line, only one of whom (this same Albert of the unlovely countenance) was a Hapsburger, — before the Fam- ily, often trying it all along, could get a third time into the Imperial saddle. Where, after that, it did sit steady. Once in for the third time, the Hapsburgers got themselves "elected" (as they still called it) time after time ; always elected, — with but one poor exception, which will much concern my readers by and by, — to the very end of the matter. And saw the Holy Roman Empire itself expire, and as it were both saddle and horse vanish out of Nature, before they would dismount. Nay they still ride there on the shadow of a sad- dle, so to speak; and are "Kaisers of Austria" at this hour. Steady enough of seat at last, after many vain trials ! For during those hundred and fifty years, — among those six intercalary Kaisers, too, who followed Albert, — they were always trying; always thinking they had a kind of quasi right to it; whereby the Empire often fell into trouble at Election-time. For they were proud stout men, our Haps- 1 Adolf of Nassau ; slain by Albert's own hand ; " Battle " of Hasenbiihel " near Worms, 2d July, 1298 " (Kohler, p. 265). * Kohler, pp. 267-273; and MiiiUzbelustigungen, xix. 156-160. (5.6 Vol- 1 118 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book li. 1298. burgers, thougli of taciturn unconciliatory ways ; and Rudolf had so fitted them out with fruitful Austrian Dukedoms, which they much increased by marriages and otherwise, — Styria, Carinthia, the Tyrol, by degrees, not to speak of their native Hapsburg much enlarged, and claims on Switzerland all round it, — they had excellent means of battling for their pretensions and disputable elections. None of them succeeded, however, for a hundred and fifty years, except that same one- eyed, loose-lipped unbeautiful Albert I. ; a Kaiser dreadfully fond of earthly goods, too. Who indeed grasped all round him, at property half his, or wholly not his : Rhine-tolls, Crown of Bohemia, Landgraviate of Thiiringen, Swiss Forest Cantons, Crown of Hungary, Crown of France even : — getting endless quarrels on his hands, and much defeat mixed with any victory there was. Poor soul, he had six-and-twenty children by one wife ; and felt that there was need of apa- nages ! He is understood (guessed, not proved) to have insti- gated two assassinations in pursuit of these objects ; and he very clearly underwent one in his own person. Assassination first was of Dietzman the Thiiringian Landgraf, an Anti- Albert champion, who refused to be robbed by Albert, — for whom the great Dante is (with almost palpable absurdity) fabled to have written an Epitaph still legible in the Church at Leipzig.^ Assassination second was of Wenzel, the poor young Bohemian King, Ottocar's Grandson and last heir. Sure enough, this important young gentleman " was murdered by some one at Olmiitz next year " (1306, a promising event for Albert then), "but none yet knows who it was.'"^ Neither of which suspicious transactions came to any result for Albert; as indeed most of his unjust graspings proved failures. He at one time had thoughts of the Crown of France ; " Yours / solemnly declare ! " said the Pope. But that came to nothing; — only to France's shifting of the Popes to Avignon, more under the thumb of France. What his ultimate success with Tell and the Forest Cantons was, we all know ! A most clutching, strong-fisted, dreadfully hungry, 1 Menckenii Scriptores, i. § Fredericus Admorsus (by Teatzel). « Kohler, p. 270. Chap. IX. KAISER HENRY VII. 119 1308. tough and unbeautiful man. Whom his own Nephew, at last, had to assassinate, at the Ford of the Reus (near Windisch Village, meeting of the Reus and Aar ; 1st May, 1308) : " Scan- dalous Jew pawnbroker of an Uncle, wilt thou flatly keep from me my' Father's heritage, then, intrusted to thee in his hour of death ? Regardless of God and man, and of the last look of a dying Brother ? Uncle worse than pawnbroker ; for it is a heritage with no pawn on it, with much the reverse ! " thought the Nephew, — and stabbed said Uncle down dead ; having gone across with him in the boat ; attendants looking on in distraction from the other side of the river. Was called Johannes Parricida in consequence ; fled out of human sight that day, he and his henchmen, never to turn up again till Doomsday. For the pursuit was transcendent, regardless of expense ; the cry for legal vengeance very great (on the part of Albert's daughters chiefly), though in vain, or nearly so, in this world. ^ Of Kaiser Henry VII. and the Luxemburg Kaisers. Of the other six Kaisers not Hapsburgers we are bound to mention one, and dwell a little on his fortunes and those of the family he founded ; both Brandenburg and our Hohenzol- lerns coming to be much connected therewith, as time went on. This is Albert's next successor, Henry Count of Luxemburg ; called among Kaisers Henry VII. He is founder, he alone among these Non-Hapsburgers, of a small intercalary line of Kaisers, ^' the Luxemburg Line ; " who amount indeed only to Four, himself included ; and are not otherwise of much memorability, if we except himself; though straggling about like well-rooted briers, in that favorable ground, they have accidentally hooked themselves upon World-History in one or two points. By accident a somewhat noteworthy line, those Luxemburg Kaisers : — a celebrated place, too, or name of a place, that " Luxembourg " of theirs, with its French Mar- shals, grand Parisian Edifices, lending it new lustre : what, 1 Kohler, p. 272. Hormayr, (Esterreichischer Plutarch, oder Leben und Bild nisse, ^'c. (12 Bandchen; Wieii, 1807, — a superior Book), i. 65. 120 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1313. thinks the reader, is the meaning of Luzzenburg, Luxemburg, Luxembourg ? Merely Liitzelhvivg, wrong pronounced ; and that again is nothing but Littlehorongh : such is the luck of names ! — Heinrich Graf von Luxemburg was, after some pause on the parricide of Albert, chosen Kaiser, " on account of his renowned valor," say the old Books, — and also, add the shrewder of them, because his Brother, Archbishop of Trier, was one of the Electors, and the Pope did not like either the Austrian or the French candidate then in the field. Chosen, at all events, he was, 27th November, 1308 ; ^ clearly, and by much, the best Kaiser that could be had. A puissant soul, who might have done great things, had he lived. He settled feuds ; cut off oppressions from the Beichstadte (Free Towns) ; had a will of just sort, and found or made a -way for it. Bohe- mia lapsed to him, the old race of Kings having perished out, — the last of them far too suddenly " at Olmiitz," as we saw lately ! Some opposition there was, but much more favor espe- cially by the Bohemian People ; and the point, after some small " Siege of Prag " and the like, was definitely carried by the Kaiser. The now Burggraf of Nurnberg, Friedrich IV., son of Eudolf 's friend, was present at this Siege of Prag ; "^ a Burg- graf much attached to Kaiser Henry, as all good Germans were. But the Kaiser did not live. He went to Italy, our Burggraf of Nurnberg and many more along with him, to pull the crooked Guelf-Ghibelline Facts and Avignon Pope a little straight, if possible ; and was vigor- ously doing it, when he died on a sudden ; " poisoned in sacra- mental wine," say the Germans ! One of the crowning summits of human scoundrelism, which painfully stick in the mind. It is certain he arrived well at Buonconvento near Sienna, on the 24th September, 1313, in full march towards the rebellious King of Naples, whom the Pope much countenanced. At Buonconvento, Kaiser Henry wished to enjoy the communion ; and a Dominican monk, whose dark rat-eyed look men after- ■wards bethought them of, administered it to him in both species (Council of Trent not yet quite prohibiting the liquid 1 Kohler, p. 274. » 1310 (Rentsch, p. 311). isif' ^^' JOHANN KING OF BOHEMIA. 121 species, least of all to Kaisers, who are by theory a kind of " Deacons to the Pope," or something else ^) ; — administered it in both species : that is certain, and also that on the morrow Henry was dead. The Dominicans endeavored afterwards to deny ; which, for the credit of human nature, one wishes they had done with effect.^ But there was never any trial had; the denial was considered lame ; and German History con- tinues to shudder, in that passage, and assert. Poisoned in the wine of his sacrament : the Florentines, it is said, were at the bottom of it, and had hired the rat-eyed Dominican ; — " Italia, Firenze ! " That is not the way to achieve Italian Liberty, or Obedience to God ; that is the way to confirm, as by frightful stygian oath, Italian Slavery, or continual Obedi- ence, iinder varying forms, to the Other Party ! The voice of Dante, then alive among men, proclaims, sad and loving as a mother's voice, and implacable as a voice of Doom, that you are wandering, and have wandered, in a terrible manner ! — Peter, the then Archbishop of Mainz, says there had not for hundreds of years such a death befallen the German Empire ; to which Kohler, one of the wisest moderns, gives his assent : " It could not enough be lamented," says he, ^'that so vigilant a Kaiser, in the flower of his years, should have been torn from the world in so devilish a manner : who, if he had lived longer, might have done Teutschland unspeakable benefit." ^ ffenry^s Son Johann is King of Bohemia ; and Ludwig the Bavarian^ with a Contested Election, is Kaiser. Henry VII. having thus perished suddenly, his Son Johann, scarcely yet come of age, could not follow him as Kaiser, ac- cording to the Father's thought ; though in due time he prose- cuted his advancement otherwise to good purpose, and proved a very stirring man in the world. By his Father's appoint- ment, to whom as Kaiser the chance had fallen, he was already * Voltaire, Essai sur les Maurs, c. 67, § Henri VII. ((Euvres, xxi. 184). 2 Kohler, p. 281 (Ptolemy of Lucca, himseK a Dominican, is one of the accxtsing spirits: Mnratori, 1. xi. § PtolomcBus Lucensis, a.d. 1313). 8 Kohler, pp. 282-285. 122 BRANDENBUEa AND HOHENZOLLERXS. Book 11. 1322. King of Bohemia, strong in his right and in the favor of the natives ; though a titular Competitor, Henry of the Tyrol, beaten off by the late Kaiser, was still extant : whom, how- ever, and all other perils Johann contrived to weather ; grow- ing up to be a far-sighted stout-hearted man, and potent Bohemian King, widely renowned in his day. He had a Son, and then two Grandsons, who were successively Kaisers, after a sort ; making up the " Luxemburg Four " we spoke of. He did Crusades, one or more, for the Teutsch Ritters, in a shin- ing manner ; — unhappily with loss of an eye ; nay ultimately, by the aid of quack oculists, with loss of both eyes. An am- bitious man, not to be quelled by blindness ; man with much negotiation in him ; with a heavy stroke of fight too, and tem- per nothing loath at it ; of which we shall see some glimpse by and by. The pity was, for the Eeich if not for him, he could not himself become Kaiser. Perhaps we had not then seen Henry VII.'s fine enterprises, like a fleet of half-built ships, go mostly to planks again, on the waste sea, had his Son followed him. But there was, on the contrary, a contested election ; Austria in again, as usual, and again unsuccessful. The late Kaiser's Austrian competitor, " Friedrich the Fair, Duke of Austria," the parricided Albert's Son, was again one of the parties. Against whom, with real but not quite indisputable majority, stood Ludwig Duke of Bavaria : " Ludwig IV.," " Ludwig der Baier (the Bavarian) " as they call him among Kaisers. Con- test attended with the usual election expenses ; war-wrestle, namely, between the parties till one threw the other. There was much confused wrestling and throttling for seven years or more (1315-1322). Our Nurnberg Burggraf, Friedrich IV., held with Ludwig, as did the real majority, though in a lan- guid manner, and was busy he as few were; the Austrian Hapsburgs also doing their best, now under, now above. Johann King of Bohemia was on Ludwig's side as yet. Lud- wig's own Brother, Kur-Pfalz (ancestor of all the Electors, and their numerous Branches, since known there), an elder Brother, was, "out of spite" as men thought, decidedly against Ludwig. Chap. K. JOHANN KING OF BOHEMIA. 123 1322. In the eighth year came a Fight that proved decisive. Fight at INIiihldorf on the Inn, 28th September, 1322, — far down in those Danube Countries, beyond where Marlborough ever was, where there has been much fighting first and last ; Burggraf Friedrich was conspicuously there. A very great Battle, say tlie old Books, — says Hormayr, in a new readable Book/ giving minute account of it. Ludwig rather held aloof rear- ward ; committed his business to the Hohenzollern Burggraf and to one Schweppermann, aided by a noble lord called Eindsmaul (" Cowmouth,^' no less), and by others experienced in such work. Friedrich the Hapsburger der ScJidne, Duke of Austria, and self-styled Kaiser, a gallant handsome man, breathed mere martial fury, they say : he knew that his Brother Leopold was on march with a reinforcement to him from the Strasburg quarter, and might arrive any moment ; but he could not wait, — perhaps afraid Ludwig might run ; — he rashly determined to beat Ludwig without reinforcement. Our rugged fervid Hormayr (though imitating Tacitus and Johannes von Muller overmuch) will instruct fully any mod- ern that is curious about this big Battle : what furious charg- ing, worrying ; how it " lasted ten hours," how the blazing Handsome Friedrieii stormed about, and " slew above fifty with his own hand." To us this is the interesting point : At one turn of the Battle, tenth hour of it now ending, and the tug of war still desperate, there arose a cry of joy over all the Austrian ranks, " Help coming ! Help ! " — and Friedrich noticed a body of Horse, " in Austrian cognizance " (such the cunning of a certain man), coming in upon his rear. Austrians and Friedrich never doubted but it was Brother Leopold just getting on the ground ; and rushed forward doubly fierce. Doubly fierce ; and were doubly astonished when it plunged in upon them, sharp-edged, as Burggraf Friedrich of Niirn- berg, — and quite ruined Austrian Friedrich. Austrian Fried- rich fought personally like a lion at bay ; but it availed nothing. Eindsmaul (not lovely of lip, Cowmouth, so-called) disarmed him : " I will not surrender except to a Prince ! " — so Burggraf Friedrich was got to take surrender of him ; and 1 Hormayr, (Esterreichischer Plutarch, ii. 31-37. 124 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1322. the Fight, and whole Controversy with it, was completely won.^ Poor Leopold, the Austrian Brother, did not arrive till the morrow ; and saw a sad sight, before flying off again. Fried- rich the Fair sat prisoner in the old Castle of Traussnitz {Oher Pfalz, Upper Palatinate, or Nurnberg country) for three years ; whittling sticks : — Tourists, if curious, can still procure speci- mens of them at the place, for a consideration. There sat Friedrich, Brother Leopold moving Heaven and Earth, — and in fact they said, the very Devil by art magic, ^ — to no pur- pose, to deliver him. And his poor Spanish Wife cried her eyes, too literally, out, — sight gone in sad fact. Ludwig the Bavarian reigned thenceforth, — though never on easy terms. How grateful to Friedrich of Is iirnberg we need not say. For one thing, he gave him all the Austrian Prisoners ; whom Friedrich, judiciously generous, dismissed without ransom except that they should be feudally subject to him henceforth. This is the third Hohenzollern whom we mark as a conspicuous acquirer in the Hohenzollern family, this Friedrich IV., builder of the second story of the House. If Conrad, original Burggraf, founded the House, then (figura- tively speaking) the able Friedi-ich HI., who was Eudolf of Hapsbm-g's friend, built it one story high ; and here is a new Friedrich, his Son, who has added a second story. It is as- tonishing, says Dryasdust, how many feudal superiorities tlie Anspach and Baireuth people still have in Austria; — they maintain their own LehnprQhst, or Official Manager for fief- casualties, in that country : — all which proceed from this Battle of Muhldorf." Battle fought on the 28th of Septem- ber, 1322 : — eight years after BanTwckhicrn ; while our poor Edward II. and England with him were in such a welter with * Jedem Mann ein Ey (One egg to every man), Dem frommen Schweppermann zwey (Two to the excellent Schwepper- mann) : Tradition still repeats this old rhyme, as the Kaiser's Address to his Army, or his Head Captains, at supper, after such a day's work, — in a country already eaten to the bone. 2 Kohler, p. 288. ^ Eentsch, p. 313 ; Paiali ; &c. Chap. IX. KAISER LUDWIG DER BAIER. 125 1322. their Spencers and their Gavestons : eight years after Ban- nockburn, and four-and-twenty before Crecy. That will date it for English readers. Kaiser Ludwig reigned some twenty-five years more, in a busy and even strenuous, but not a successful way. He had good windfalls, too ; for example, Brandenburg, as we shall see. He made friends ; reconciled himself to his Brother Kur-Pfalz and junior Cousinry there, settling handsomely, and with finality, the debatable points between them. Ene- mies, too, he made ; especially Johann the Luxemburger, King of Bohemia, on what ground will be seen shortly, who became at last inveterate to a high degree. But there was one su- premely sore element in his lot : a Pope at Avignon to whom he could by no method make himself agreeable. Pope who put him under ban, not long after that Miihldorf victory ; and kept him so ; inexorable, let poor Ludwig turn as he might. Ludwig's German Princes stood true to him ; declared, in solemn Diet, the Pope's ban to be mere spent shot, of no avail in Imperial Politics. Ludwig went vigorously to Italy ; tried setting up a Pope of his own ; but that did not answer, nor of course tend to mollify the Holiness at Avignon, In fine, Ludwig had to carry this cross on his back, in a sorrowful manner, all his days. The Pope at last, finding Johann of Bohemia in a duly irritated state, persuaded him into setting up an Anti-Kaiser, — Johann's second Son as Anti-Kaiser, — who, though of little account, and called Pfaffen-Kaiser (Parsons' Kaiser) by the public, might have brought new troubles, had that lasted. We shall see some ultimate glimpses of it farther on. 126 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 132a. CHAPTEE X. BRANDENBURG LAPSES TO THE KAISER. Two years before the victory at Miihldorf, a bad chance befell in Brandenburg: the Ascanier Line of Markgraves or Electors ended. Magniloquent Otto with the Arrow, Otto the Short, Hermann the Tall, all the Ottos, Hermanns and others, died by course of natiu*e ; nephew Waldemar him- self, a stirring man, died prematurely (a.d. 1319), and left only a young cousin for successor, who died few months after : ^ the Line of Albert the Bear went out in Brandenburg. They had lasted there about two hundred years. They had not been, in late times, the successfulest Markgraves : terri- tories much split up among younger sons, joint Markgraves reigning, which seldom answers ; yet to the last they always made stout fight for themselves ; walked the stage in a high manner ; and surely might be said to quit it creditably, leaving such a Brandenburg behind them, chiefly of their making, during the Two Centuries that had been given them before the night came. There were plenty of Ascanier Cousins still extant in those parts, Saxon dignitaries, Anhalt dignitaries, lineal descend- ants of Albert the Bear ; to some of whom, in usual times, Albert's inheritance would naturally have been granted. But the times were of battle, uncertainty, contested election : and the Ascaniers, I perceive, had rather taken Friedrich of Aus- tria's side, which proved the losing one. Kaiser Ludwig der Baier would appoint none of these ; Anti-Kaiser Friedrich's appointments, if he made any, could be only nominal, in those distant Northern parts. Ludwig, after his victory of Miihl. dorf, preferred to consider the Electorate of Brandenburg as 1 September, 1320 fPauli, i. 391). Michaelis, i. 260-277. Chap. X. BRANDENBURG LAPSES TO THE KAISER. 12T 1323. lapsed, lying vacant, imgoverned these three years; and now become the Kaiser's again. Kaiser, in consequence, gave it to his Son ; whose name also is Ludwig : the date of the Investiture is 1323 (year after that victory of Muhldorf) ; a date unfortunate to Brandenburg. We come now into a Line of Bavarian Markgraves, and then of Luxemburg ones ; both of which are of fatal significance to Brandenburg. The Ascanier Cousins, high Saxon dignitaries some of them, gloomed mere disappointment, and protested hard ; but could not mend the matter, now or afterwards. Their Line went out in Saxony too, in course of time ; gave place to the Wet- tins, who are still there. The Ascanier had to be content with the more pristine state of acquisitions, — high pedigrees, old castles of Ascanien and BallenstJidt, territories of Anhalt or what else they had ; — and never rose again to the lost height, though the race still lives, and has qualities besides its pedigree. We said the "Old Dessauer," Leopold Prince of Anhalt-Dessau, was the head of it in Friedrich Wilhelm's time ; and to this day he has descendants. Catharine II. of Russia was of Anhalt-Zerbst, a junior branch. Albert the Bear, if that is of any use to him, has still occasionally no- table representatives. Ludwig junior. Kaiser Ludwig the Bavarian's eldest son, was still under age when appointed Kurfiirst of Brandenburg in 1323 : of course he had a " Stateholder " (Viceregent, Statt- halter) ; then, and afterwards in occasional absences of his, a series of such. Kaiser's Councillors, Burggraf Friedrich IV. among them, had to take some thought of Brandenburg in its new posture. Who these Brandenburg Statthalters were, is heartily indifferent even to Dryasdust, — except that one of them for some time was a Hohenzollern : which circumstance Dryasdust marks with the due note of admiration. " What he did there," Dryasdust admits, " is not written anywhere ; " — good, we will hope, and not evil; — but only the Diploma nominating him (of date 1346, not in Ludwig's minority, but many years after that ended ^) now exists by way of record. 1 Rentsch, p. 323. 128 BEANDENBURG A^^D HOHENZOLLEKNS. Book IL 1330. A difficult problem he, like the other regents and viceregents, must have had; little dreaming that it was intrinsically for a grandson of his own, and long line of grandsons. The name of this temporary Statthalter, the first Hohenzollern who had ever the least concern with Brandenburg, is Burg- graf Johann II., eldest Son of our distinguished Muhldorf friend Friedrich IV. ; and Grandfather (tlu-ough another Friedrich) of Burggraf Friedrich VI., — which last gentle- man, as will be seen, did doubtless reap the sowings, good and bad, of all manner of men in Brandenburg. The same Johann II. it was who purchased Plassenburg Castle and Territory (cheap, for money down), where the Family after- wards had its chief residence. Hof, Town and Territory, had fallen to his Father in those parts ; a gift of gratitude from Kaiser Ludwig: — most of the Voigtland is now Hohen- zollern. Kaiser Ludwig the Bavarian left his sons Electors of Brandenburg ; — " Electors, Kurfiirsts,'" now becomes the com- moner term for so important a Country ; — Electors not in easy circumstances. But no son of his succeeded Ludwig as Kaiser, — successor in the Reich was that Pfaffen-Kaiser, Johann of Bohemia's son, a Luxemburger once more. No son of Ludwig's ; nor did any descendant, — except, after four hundred years, that unfortunate Kaiser Karl VII., in Maria Theresa's time. He was a descendant. Of whom we shall hear more than enough. The unluckiest of all Kaisers, that Karl VII. ; less a Sovereign Kaiser than a bone thrown into the ring for certain royal dogs, Louis XV., George II. and others, to worry about ; — watch-dogs of the gods ; apt some- times to run into hunting instead of warding. — We will say nothing more of Ludwig the Baier, or his posterity, at present : we will glance across to Preussen, and see, for one moment, what the Teutsch Hitters are doing in their new Century. It is the year 1330 ; Johann II. at Nurnberg, as yet only coming to be Burggraf, by no means yet adminis- tering in Brandenburg ; and Ludwig junior seven years old in his new dignity there. Chat. X. BRANDENBURG LAPSES TO THE KAISER. 129 laao. The Teutsch Ritters, after infinite travail, have subdued heathen Preussen ; colonized the country with industrious Ger- man immigrants ; banked the Weichsel and the Nogat, subdu- ing their quagmires into meadows, and their waste streams into deep ship-courses. Towns are built, Konigsberg (King Ottocar's town), Thoren (Thorn, Citi/ of the Gates), with many- others : so that the wild population and the tame now lived tolerably together, under Gospel and Liibeck Law ; and all was ploughing and trading, and a rich country ; which had made the Teutsch Eitters rich, and victoriously at theii" ease in comparison. But along with riches and the ease of victory, the common bad consequences had ensued. Eitters given up to luxuries, to secular ambitions ; ritters no longer clad in austere mail and prayer ; ritters given up to wantonness of mind and conduct ; solemnly vowing, and quietly not doing ; without remorse or consciousness of wrong, daily eating for- bidden fruit ; ritters swelling more and more into the fatted-ox condition, for whom there is but one doom. How far they had carried it, here is one symptom that may teach us. In the year 1330, one Werner von Orseln was Grand-master of these Eitters. The Grand-master, who is still usually the best man they can get, and who by theory is sacred to them as a Grand-Lama or Pope among Cardinal-Lamas, or as an Abbot to his ]\Ionks, — Grand-master Werner, we say, had lain down in Marienburg one afternoon of this year 1330, to take his siesta, and was dreaming peaceably after a moderate repast, when a certain devil-ridden mortal, Johann von Endorf, one of his Eitters, long grumbling about severity, want of promotion and the like, rushed in upon the good old man ; ran him through, dead for a ducat ; ^ — and consummated a parricide at which the very cross on one's white cloak shud- ders ! Parricide worse, a great deal, than that at the Ford of Eeuss upon one-eyed Albert. We leave the shuddering Eitters to settle it, sternly vengeful ; whom, for a moment, it has struck broad-awake to some sense of the very questionable condition they are getting into. 1 Voigt, iv. 474, 482. 130 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1346. CHAPTER XI. BAVARIAN KURFUBSTS IN BRANDENBURG. Young Ludwig Kurfiirst of Brandenburg, Kaiser Ludwig's eldest son, having come of years, the Tutors or Statthalters went home, — not wanted except in cases of occasional ab- sence henceforth ; — and the young man endeavored to manage on his own strength. His success was but indif- ferent ; he held on, however, for a space of twenty years, better or worse. " He helped King Edward III. at the Siege of Cambray (a.d. 1339) ; " ^ whose French politics were often connected with the Kaiser's : it is certain, Kurfiirst Ludwig "served personally with 600 horse [on good payment, I conclude] at that Siege of Cambray ; " — and probably saw the actual Black Prince, and sometimes dined with him, as English readers can imagine. In Brandenburg he had many checks and difficult passages, but was never quite beaten out, which it was easy to have been. A man of some ability, as we can gather, though not of enough : he played his game with resolution, not without skill ; but from the first the cards were against him. His Father's affairs going mostly ill were no help to his, which of themselves went not well. The Brandenburgers, mindful of their old Ascanier sovereigns, were ill affected to Ludwig and the new Bavarian sort. The Anhalt Cousinry gloomed irreconcilable ; were never idle, digging pitfalls, raising trou- bles. From them and others Kurfiirst Ludwig had troubles enough ; which were fronted by him really not amiss ; which we wholly, or all but wholly, omit in this place. A Resuscitated Ascanier ; the False Waldemar. The wickedest and worst trouble of their raising was that of the resuscitated Waldemar (a.d. 1345) : " False Waldemar," 1 Michaelis, i. 2?9 Chap. XI. BAVARIAN KURFURSTS IN BRANDENBURG. 131 1345. as he is now called in Brandenburg Books. Waldemar was the last, or as good as the last, of the Ascanier Markgraves ; and he, two years before Ludwig ever saw those countries, died in his bed, twenty -live good years ago ; and was buried, and seemingly ended. But no ; after twenty-five years, Wal- demar reappears : " Not buried or dead, only sham-buried, sham-dead ; have been in the Holy Land all this while, doing pilgrimage and penance ; and am come to claim my own again, — which strangers are much misusing ! " ^ Perkin Warbeck, Fost-mortem Richard II., Dimitri of Rus- sia, Martin Guerre of the Causes Celebres : it is a common story in the world, and needs no commentary now. Fost- mortem Waldemar, it is said, was a Miller's Man, " of the name of Jakob Rehback ; " who used to be about the real Waldemar in a menial capacity, and had some resemblance to him. He showed signets, recounted experiences, which had belonged to the real Waldemar. Many believed in his pretension, and took arms to assert it; the Reich being in much internal battle at the time; poor Koiser Ludwig, with his Avignon Popes and angry Kings Johann, wading in deep waters. Especially the disaffected Cousinry, or Princes of Anhalt, believed and battled for Fost-viortem Waldemar ; who were thought to have got him up from the first. Kurfurst Ludwig had four or five most sad years with him ; — all the worse when the F faff en-Kaiser (King Johann's son) came on the stage, in the course of them (a.d. 1346), and Kaiser Ludwig, yielding not indeed to him, but to Death, vanished from it two years after ; ^ leaving Kurfurst Ludwig to his own shifts with the Pfaffen-Kaiser. Whom he could not now hinder from suc- ceeding to the Reich. He tried hard ; set up, he and others, an Anti-Kaiser {Guntlier of Schwartzburg, temporary Anti- Kaiser, whom English readers can forget again) : he bustled, battled, negotiated, up and down ; and ran across, at one time, to Preussen to the Teutsch Ritters, — presumably to borrow money : — but it all would not do. The Pfaffen-Kaiser carried it, in the Diet and out of the Diet : Karl IV. by 1 Michaelis, i. 279. * Elected, 1314 ; Miihldorf, and Election complete, 1322 ; died, 1347, age 6a 132 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book IL 1345. title ; a sorry enough Kaiser, and by nature an enemy of Ludwig's. It was in this whirl of intricate misventures that Kurf iirst Ludwig had to deal with his False Waldemar, conjured from the deeps upon him, like a new goblin, where already there were plenty, in the dance round poor Ludwig. Of which nearly inextricable goblin-dance ; threatening Brandenburg, for one thing, with annihilation, and yet leading Brandenburg abstrusely towards new birth and higher destinies, — how will it be possible (without raising new ghosts, in a sense) to give readers any intelligible notion? — Here, flickering on the edge of conflagration after duty done, is a poor Note which perhaps the reader had better, at the risk of superfluity, still in part take along with him : — '■ Kaiser Henry VII., who died of sacramental wine. First of the Luxemburg Kaisers, left Johann still a boy of fifteen, who could not become the second of them, but did in time pro- duce the Second, who again produced the Third and Fourth. " Johann was already King of Bohemia ; the important young gentleman, Ottocar's grandson, whom we saw ' mur- dered at Olmiitz none yet knows by whom,' had left that throne vacant, and it lapsed to the Kaiser ; who, the Nation also favoring, duly put in his son Johann. There was a com- petitor, 'Duke of the Tyrol,' who claimed on loose grounds; 'My wife was Aunt of the young murdered King,' said he; ' wherefore ' — ! Kaiser, and Johann after him, rebutted this competitor ; but he long gave some trouble, having great wealth and means. He produced a Daughter, Margaret Heiress of the Tyrol, — with a terrible mouth to her face, and none of the gentlest hearts in her body : — that was perhaps his prin- cipal feat in the world. He died 1331 ; had styled himself ' King of Bohemia ' for twenty years, — ever since 1308 ; — but in the last two years of his life he gave it up, and ceased from troubling, having come to a beautiful agreement with Johann. " Johann, namely, wedded his eldest Son to this competitor's fine Daughter with the mouth (Year 1329) : ' In this manner do not Bohemia and the Tyrol come together in my blood and Chap. XI. BAVARIAN KURFURSTS IN BRANDENBURG. 138 1345. in yours, and both of us axe made men ? ' said the two con- tracting parties. — Alas, no : the competitor Duke, father of the Bride, died some two years after, probably with diminished hopes of it ; and King Johann lived to see the hope expire dismally altogether. There came no children, there came no — In fact Margaret, after a dozen years of wedlock, in unpleasant circumstances, broke it off as if by explosion ; took herself and her Tyrol irrevocably over to Kaiser Ludwig, quite away from King Johann, — who, his hopes of the Tyrol expiring in such dismal manner, was thenceforth the bitter enemy of Ludwig and what held of him." Tyrol explosion was in 1342. And now, keeping these preliminary dates and outlines -in mind, we shall understand the big-mouthed Lady better, and the consequences of her in the world. Margaret with the Pouch-mouth. What principally raised this dance of the devils round poor Ludwig, I perceive, was a marriage he had made, three years before Waldemar emerged ; of which, were it only for the sake of the Bride's name, some mention is permissible. Margaret of the Tyrol, commonly called, by contemporaries and pos- terity, Maultasche (Mouthpoke, Pocket-mouth), she was the bride : — marriage done at Innspruck, 1342, under furtherance of father Ludwig the Kaiser : — such a mouth as we can fancy, and a character corresponding to it. This, which seemed to the two Ludwigs a very conquest of the golden-fleece under conditions, proved the beginning of their worst days to both of them. Not a lovely bride at all, this Maultasche ; who is verging now towards middle life withal, and has had enough to cross her in the world. Was already married thirteen years ago ; not wisely nor by any means too well. A terrible dragon of a woman. Has been in nameless domestic quarrels ; in wars and sieges with rebellious vassals ; claps you an iron cap on her head, and takes the field when need is : furious she-bear of the Tyrol. But she has immense possessions, if wanting in female charms. She came by mothers from that Duke of 134 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book n. 1345. Meran whom we saw get his death (for cause), in the Plassen- biirg a hundred years ago.^ Her ancestor was Husband to an Aunt of that homicided Duke : from him, principally from him, she inherits the Tyrol, Carinthia, Styria; is herself an only child, the last of a line : hugest Heiress now going. So that, in spite of the mouth and humor, she has not wanted for wooers, — especially prudent Fathers wooing her for their sons. In her Father's lifetime, Johann King of Bohemia, always awake to such symptoms of things, and having very peculiar interests in this case, courted and got her for his Crown- Prince (as we just saw), a youth of great outlooks, outlooks towards Kaisership itself perhaps ; to whom she Avas wedded, thirteen years ago, and duly brought the Tyrol for Heritage : but with the Avorst results. Heritage, namely, could not be had without strife with Austria, which likewise had claims. Far worse, the marriage itself went awry : Johann's Crown- Prince was "■ a soft-natured Herr/' say the Books : why bring your big she-bear into a poor deer's den ? Enough, the mar- riage came to nothing, except to huge brawlings far enough away from us : and Margaret Pouch-mouth has now divorced her Bohemian Crown-Prince as a Nullity ; and again weds, on similar terms. Kaiser Ludwig's son, our Brandenburg Kur- f iirst, — who hopes possibly that he now may succeed as Kaiser, on the strength of his Father and of the Tyrol. Which turned out far otherwise. The marriage was done in the Church of Innspruck, 10th February, 1.342 (for we love to be particular), ''Kaiser Lud- wig," happy man, " and many Princes of the Empire, looking on ; " little thinking what a coil it would prove. '' At the high altar she stript off her veil," symbol of wifehood or widow- hood," and put on a jungfernkranz (maiden's-garland)," sym- bolically testifying how happy Ludwig junior still was. They had a son by and by ; but their course otherwise, and indeed this-wise too, was much checkered. King Johann, seeing the Tyrol gone in this manner, gloomed terribly upon his Crown-Prince ; flung him aside as a Nullity, 1 Antea, p. 102. Chap. XI. BAVARIAN KURFURSTS IN BRANDENBURG. 135 1345. " Go to Moravia, out of sight, on an apanage, you ; be Crown- Prince no longer ! " — And took to fighting Kaiser Ludwig ; colleagued diligently with the hostile Pope, with the King of France ; intrigued and colleagued far and wide ; swearing by every method everlasting enmity to Kaiser Ludwig; and set up his son Karl as Pfaffen-Kaiser. Nay, perhaps he was at the bottom of Post-obit Waldemar too. In brief, he raised, he mainly, this devils'-dance, in which. Kaiser Ludwig having died, poor Kurfurst Ludwig, with Maultasche hanging on him, is sometimes near his wits' end. Johann's poor Crown-Prince, finding matters take this turn, retired into Miihren (Moravia) as bidden ; " Margrave of Mah- ren ; " and peaceably adjusted himself to his character of Nul- lity and to the loss of Maultasche ; — chose, for the rest, a new Princess in wedlock, with more moderate dimensions of mouth ; and did produce sons and daughters on a fresh score. Pro- duced, among others, one Jobst, his successor in the apanage or Margraf dom ; who, as Jobst, or Jodocus, of Mdhren, made some noise for himself in the next generation, and will turn up again in reference to Brandenburg in this History. As for Margaret Pouch-mouth, she, with her new Husband as with her old, continued to have troubles, pretty much as the sparks fly upwards. She had fierce siegings after this, and explosive procedures, — little short of Monk Schwartz, who was just inventing gunpowder at the time. We cannot hope she lived in Elysian harmony with Kurfurst Ludwig ; — the reverse, in fact ; and oftenest with the whole breadth of Ger- many between them, he in Brandenburg, she in the Tyrol. Nor did LudAvig junior ever come to be Kaiser, as his Father and she had hoped ; on the contrary. King Johann of Bohe- mia's people, — it was they that next got the Kaisership and kept it ; a new provocation to Maultasche. Ludwig and she had a son, as we said ; Prince of the Tyrol and appendages, titular Margraf of Mahren and much else, by nature : but alas, he died about ten ; a precocious boy, — fancy the wild weeping of a maternal She-bear ! And the Father had already died ; ' a malicious world whispering that perhaps she 1 Iq 1361, died Kurfurst Ludwig; 1363, the B07; 1366, Maultasche herself. 136 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1347. poisoned them both. The proud woman, now old too, pursed her big coarse lips together at such rumor, and her big coarse Boul, — in a gloomy scorn appealing beyond the world ; in a sorrow that the world knew not of. She solemnly settled her Tyrol and appendages upon the Austrian Archdukes, who were children of her Mother's Sister ; whom she even installed into the actual government, to make matters surer. This done, she retired to Vienna, on a. pension from them, there to meditate and pray a little, before Death came ; as it did now in a short year or two. Tyrol and the appendages continue with Austria from that hour to this, Margaret's little boy having died. Margaret of the Pouch-mouth, rugged dragoon-major of a woman, with occasional steel cap on her head, and capable of swearing terribly in Flanders or elsewhere, remains in some measure memorable to me. Compared with Pompadour, Duch- ess of Cleveland, of Kendal and other high-rouged unfortunate females, whom it is not proper to speak of without necessity, though it is often done, — Maultasche rises to the rank of His- torical. She brought the Tyrol and appendages permanently to Austria; was near leading Brandenburg to annihilation, raising such a goblin-dance round Ludwig and it, yet did abstrusely lead Brandenburg towards a far other goal, which likewise has proved permanent for it. CHAPTER XII. BRANDENBURG IN KAISER KARL's TIME ; END OF THE BAVARIAN KURFURSTS. Kaiser Ludwig died in 1347, while the False Waldemar was still busy. We saw Karl IV., Johann of Bohemia's second son, come to the Kaisership thereupon, Johann's eldest Nul- lity being omitted. This Fourth Karl, — other three Karls are of the Charlemagne set, Karl the Bald, the Fat, and such like, and lie under our horizon, while Charles Fifth is of a still other set, and known to everybody, — this Karl IV. is Chap. XII. BRANDENBURG IN KAISER KARL'S TIME. 137 1347. the Kaiser who discovered the Well of Karlsbad (Bath of Kai'l), known to Tourists of this day ; and made the Golden Bull, which I forbid all Englishmen to take for an agricul- tural Prize Animal, the thing being far other, as is known to several. There is little farther to be said of Karl in Eeichs-History. An unesteemed creature ; who strove to make his time peace- able in this world, by giving from the Holy Roman Empire with both hands to every bull-beggar, or ready-payer who ap- plied. Sad sign what the Eomau Empire had come and was coming to. The Kaiser's shield, set up aloft in the Roncalic Plain in Barbarossa's time, intimated, and in earnest too, "Ho, every one that has suffered wrong ! " — intimates now, " Ho, every one that can bully me, or has money in his pocket ! " Unadihiring posterity has confirmed the nickname of this Karl IV. ; and calls him Pfajf en-Kaiser. He kept mainly at Prag, ready for receipt of cash, and holding well out of harm's way. In younger years he had been much about the French Court ; in Italy he had suffered troubles, almost assassinations ; much blown to and fro, poor light wretch, on the chaotic winds of his Time, — steering towards no star. Johann, King of Bohemia, did not live to see Karl an ac- knowledged Kaiser. Old Johann, blind for some time back, had perished two years before that event; — bequeathing a Heraldic Symbol to the World's History and to England's, if nothing more. Poor man, he had crusaded in Preussen in a brilliant manner, being fond of fighting. He wrung Silesia, gradually by purchase and entreaty {pretio ac prece), from the Polish King ; ^ joined it firmly to Bohemia and Germany, — unconsciously waiting for what higher destinies Silesia might have. For Maultasche and the Tyrol he brought sad woes on Brandenburg; and yet was unconsciously leading Branden- burg, by abstruse courses, whither it had to go. A restless, ostentatious, far-grasping, strong-handed man; who kept the world in a stir wherever he was. All which has proved voice- less in the World's memory ; while the casual Shadow of a 1 1327-1341 (Kohler.p. 302). 138 BEANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1349. Feather he once wore has proved vocal there. World's mem- ory is very whimsical now and then. Being much implicated with the King of France, who with the Pope was his chief stay in these final Anti-Lndwig opera- tions, Johann — in 1346, Pfaffen-Kaiser Karl just set on foot — had led his chivalry into France, to help against the English Edwards, who were then very intrusive there. Johann was blind, but he had good ideas in war. At the Battle of Crecy, 24th August, 1346, he advised we know not what ; but he ac- tually fought, though stone-blind. '* Tied his bridle to that of the Knight next him ; and charged in," — like an old blind war-horse kindling madly at the sound of the trumpet ; — and was there, by some English lance or yew, laid low. They found him on that field of carnage (field of honor, too, in a sort) ; his old blind face looking, very blindly, to the stars : on his shield was blazoned a Plume of three ostrich-feathers with " Ich dien (I serve) " written under : — with which em- blem every English reader is familiar ever since ! This Editor himself, in very tender years, noticed it on the Britannic Maj- esty's war-drums ; and had to inquire of children of a larger growth what the meaning might be. That is all I had to say of King Johann and his " Ich dienP Of the Luxemburg Kaisers (four in number, two sons of Karl still to come) ; who, except him of the sacramental wine, with " Ich dien " for son, are good for little ; and deserve no memory from mankind except as they may stick, not easily extricable, to the history of nobler men : — of them also I could wish to be silent, but must not. Must at least explain how they came in, as " Luxemburg Kurfiirsts " in Branden- burg ; and how they went out, leaving Brandenburg not anni- hilated, but very near it. End of Resuscitated Waldemar ; Kurfilrst Ludwig sells out. Imaginary Waldemar being still busy in Brandenburg, it was natural for Kaiser Karl to find him genuine, and keep up that goblin-dance round poor Kurfiirst Ludwig, the late Kaiser's son, by no means a lover of Karl's. Considerable Chap. XII. END OF THE BAVARIAN KURFURSTS. 139 1349. support was managed to be raised for Waldemar. Kaiser Karl regularly infeoffed hini as real Kurfiirst, so far as parcli- ment could do it ; and in case of his decease, says Karl's diploma farther, the Princes of Anhalt shall succeed, — Lud- wig in any case is to be zero henceforth. War followed, or what they called war : much confused invading, bickering and throttling, for two years to come. ''Most of the Towns de- clared for Waldemar, and their old Anhalt line of Margraves : " Ludwig and the Bavarian sort are clearly not popular here. Ludwig held out strenuously, however ; would not be beaten. He had the King of Denmark for Brother-in-law ; had connec- tions in the Reich : perhaps still better he had the Reichs- Insignia, lately his Father's, still in hand. He stood obstinate siege from the Kaiser's people and the Anhalters ; shouted-in Denmark to help ; started an Anti-Kaiser, as we said, — tem- porary Anti-Kaiser Gunther of Schwartzburg, whom the reader can forget a second time : — in brief, Ludwig contrived to bring Kaiser Karl, and Imaginary Waldemar with his An- halters, to a quietus and negotiation, and to get Brandenburg cleared of them. Year 1349, they went their ways ; and that devils'-dance, which had raged five years and more round Lud- wig, was fairly got laid or lulled again. Imaginary Waldemar, after some farther ineffectual wrig- glings, retired altogether into private life, at the Court of Dessaa ; and happily died before long. Died at the Court of Dessau ; the Anhalt Cousins treating him to the last as Head Representative of Albert the Bear, and real Prince Waldemar ; for which they had their reasons. Portraits of this False Waldemar still turn up in the German Print-shops ; ^ and repre- sent a very absurd fellow, much muffled in drapery, mouth par- tially open, eyes wholly and widely so, — never yet recovered from his astonishment at himself and things in general ! How it fared with poor Brandenburg, in these chaotic throttlings and vicissitudes, under the Bavarian Kurfursts, we can too well imagine ; and that is little to what lies ahead for it. However, in that same year, 1349, temporary quietus having 1 In Kloss (Vaterlandische Gemalde, ii. 29), a sorry Compilation, above re- ferred to, without value except for the old Excerpts, &c., there ia a Copy of it. 140 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1361, come, Kiirfiirst Ludwig, weary of the matter, gave it over to his Brother : '' Have not I an opulent Maultasche, Gorgon- Wife, susceptible to kindness, in the Tyrol; have not I in the Reich elsewhere resources, appliances ? " thought Kurfurst Ludwig. And gave the thing over to his next Brother. Brother whose name also is Ludwig (as their Father's also had been, three Ludwigs at once, for our dear Germans shine in nomenclature) : " Ludwig the Roman " this new one ; — the elder Brother, our acquaintance, being Ludwig simply, distin- guishable too as Kurfurst Ludwig, or even as Ludwig Senior at this stage of the affair. Kurfurst Ludwig, therefore. Year 1349, washes his hands of Brandenburg while the quietus lasts ; retaining only the Electorship and Title ; and goes his ways, resolving to take his ease in Bavaria and the Tyrol thenceforth. How it fared with him there, with his loving Gorgon and him, we will not ask farther. They had always separate houses to fly to, in case of extremity ! They held out, better or worse, twelve years more ; and Ludwig left his little Boy still surviving him, in 1361. Second^ and then Third and last, of the Bavarian Kurfilrsts in Brandenburg. In Brandenburg, the new Markgraf Ludwig, who we say is called " the Roman " {Ludwig der Bomer, having been in Rome) to distinguish him, continued warring with the Anarchies, fifteen years in a rather tough manner, without much victory on either side ; — made his peace with Kaiser Karl however, Jelivering up the Reichs-Insignta ; and tried to put down the domestic Robbers, who had got on foot, " many of them per- sons of quality ; " ^ till he also died, childless, a.d. 1365 ; hav- ing been Kurfurst too, since his Brother's death, for some four years. Whereupon Brandenburg, Electorship and all Titles with it, came to Otto, third son of Kaiser Ludwig, who is happily the last of these Bavarian Electors. They were an unlucky set of Sovereigns, not hitherto without desert ; and the unlucky 1 Michaelis, i. 282. Chap. XIII. KUliFUKSTS IX BRANDENBURG. 141 1373. Country suffered much under them. By far the unluckiest, and by far the worst, was this Otto ; a dissolute, drinking, entirely worthless Herr ; under whom, for eight years, eon- fusion went worse confounded ; as if plain Chaos were coming ; and Brandenburg and Otto grew tired of each other to the last degree.. In which state of matters, a.d. 1373, Kaiser Karl offered Otto a trifle of ready money to take himself away. Otto ac- cepted greedily ; sold his Electorate and big Mark of Branden- burg to Kaiser Karl for an old song, — 200,000 thalers (about £30,000, and only half of it ever paid) ; ^ — withdrew to his Schloss of Wolfsteiu in Bavaria; and there, on the strength of that or other sums, '' rolled deep as possible in every sort of debauchery." And so in few years puddled himself to death ; foully ending the Bavarian set of KurfUrsts. They had lasted hfty years ; with endless trouble to the Country and to themselves ; and with such mutual profit as we have seen. CHAPTER XIII. LUXEMBURG KURFURSTS IX BRAXDEXBURG. If Brandenburg suffered much under the Bavarian Kur- fUrsts for Fifty years, it Avas worse, and approached to the state of worst, under the Luxemburgers, who lasted for some Forty more. Ninety years of anarchy in all ; which at length brought it to great need of help from the Fates ! — Karl IV, made his eldest Boy Wenzel, still only about twelve. Elector of Brandenburg ; ^ Wenzel shall be Kaiser and King of Bohemia, one day, thinks Karl ; — which actu- ally came to pass, and little to Wenzel's profit, by and by. In the mean while Karl accompanied him to Brandenburg ; which country Karl liked much at the money, and indeed ever after, in his old days, he seemed rather to busy himself with it. He assembled some kind of Stande (States) twice over ; 1 Michaelis, i. 283. 2 13-3 (bom 1361). '•'^ Vol. 1 142 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1373. got the Country " incorporated with Bohemia " by them, and made tiglit and handy so far. Brandenburg shall rest from its woes, and be a silent portion of Bohemia hence- forth, thinks Karl, — if the Heavens so please. Karl, a futile Kaiser, would fain have done something to '' encourage trade " in Brandenburg; though one sees not what it was he did, if anything. He built the Schloss of Tangermunde, and often- est lived there in time coming; a quieter place than even Prag for him. In short, he appears to have fancied his cheap Purchase, and to have cheered his poor old futile life with it, as with one thing that had been successful. Poor old creature : he had been a Kaiser on false terms, '' Ho every one that dare bully me, or that has money in his pocket ; " — a Kaiser that could not but be futile ! In five years' time he died ; ^ and doubtless was regretted in Brandenburg and even in the Keich, in comparison with what came next. In Brandenburg he left, instead of one indifferent or even bad governor steadily tied to the place and in earnest to make the best of it, a fluctuating series of governors holding loose, and not in earnest ; which was infinitely worse. These did not try to govern it; sent it to the Pawnbroker, to a fluc- tuating series of Pawnbrokers ; under whom, for the next five-and-thirty years, Brandenburg tasted all the fruits of Non-government, that is to say. Anarchy or Government by the Pawnbroker; and sank faster and faster, towards anni- hilation as it seemed. That was its fate under the Luxem- burg Kurfiirsts, who made even the Bavarian and all others be regretted. One thing Kaiser Karl did, which ultimately proved the saving of Brandenburg : made friendship with the Hohenzol- lern Burggraves. These, Johann II., temporary " Statthalter " Johann, and his Brother, who were Co-regents in the Family Domain, when Karl first made appearance, — had stood true to Kaiser Ludwig and his Son, so long as that play lasted at all ; nay one of these Burggraves was talked of as Kaiser ' King of Bohemia, 1346, ou his Father's death ; Kaiser (acknowledged on Ludwig the Baier's death), 1347 ; died, 1378, age 62. Chap. XIII. KURFURSTS IN BRANDENBURG. 143 1373. after Luchvig's death, but had the wisdom not to try. Kaiser Ludwig being dead, they still would not recognize the Pfaffen- Kaiser Karl, but held gloomily out. So that Karl had to march in force into the Niirnberg country, and by great promises, by considerable gifts, and the " example of the other Princes of the Empire," ^ brought them over to do homage. After which, their progress, and that of their successor (Johann's son, Friedrich V.), in the grace of Karl, was some- thing extraordinary. Karl gave his Daughter to this Fried- rich V.'s eldest Son ; appointed a Daughter of Friedrich's for his own Second Prince, the famed Sigismund, famed that is to be, — which latter match did not take effect, owing to changed outlooks after Karl's death. Xay there is a Deed still extant about marrying children not yet born : Karl to pro- duce a Princess within five years, and Burggraf Friedrich V. a Prince, for that purpose ! '^ But the Burggraf never had another Prince ; though Karl produced the due Princess, and was ready, for his share. Unless indeed this strange eager- looking Document, not dated in the old Books, may itself re- late to the above wedding which did come to pass ? — Years before that, Karl had made his much-esteemed Burggraf Friedrich V. " Captain-General of the Eeich ; " " Imperial Vicar " {SuhstiUite, if need were), and much besides ; nay had given him the Landgraviate of Elsass (^Alsace), — so far as lay with him to give, — of which valuable country this Fried- rich had actual possession so long as the Kaiser lived. "Best of men," thought the poor light Kaiser ; " never saw such a man ! " Which proved a salutary thought, after all. The man had a little Boy Fritz (not the betrothed to Karl's Princess), still chasing butterflies at Culmbach, when Karl died. In this Boy lie new destinies for Brandenburg : towards him, and not towards annihilation, are Karl and the Luxemburg Kurf iirsts and Pawnbrokers unconsciously guiding it. 1 " Hallow-eve, 1.347, on the Field of Niirnberg," Agreement was come to (Rentsch, p. .326). 2 Rentsch, p. 336. 1-i-i BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1378. CHAPTER XIV. BURGGKAF FRIEDRICH VI. Karl left three young Sons, Wenzel, Sigismund, Johann ; and also a certain Nephew much older ; all of whom now more or less concern us in this unfortunate History. Wenzel the eldest Son, heritable Kurfurst of Brandenburg as well as King of Bohemia, was as yet only seventeen, who nevertheless got to be Kaiser,^ — and went widely astray, poor soul. The Nephew was no other than Margrave Jobst of Moravia (son of Maultasche's late Nullity there), now in the vigor of his years and a stirring man : to him, for a time, the chief management in Brandenburg fell, in these circumstances. Wenzel, still a minor, and already Kaiser and King of Bohe- mia, gave up Brandenburg to his two younger Brothers, most of it to Sigismund, with a cutting for Johann, to help their apanages ; and applied his own powers to govern the Holy Roman Empire, at that early stage of life. To govern the Holy Roman Empire, poor soul ; — or rather " to drink beer, and dance with the girls ; " in which, if defec- tive in other things, Wenzel had an eminent talent. He was one of the worst Kaisers, and the least victorious on record. He would attend to nothing in the Reich ; " the Prag white beer, and girls " of various complexion, being much preferable, as he was heard to say. He had to fling his poor Queen's Confessor into the River Moldau, — Johann of Nepomuk, Saint so called, if he is not a fable altogether ; whose Statue stands on Bridges ever since, in those parts. Wenzel's Bohe- mians revolted against him ; put him in jail ; and he broke prison, a boatman's daughter helping him out, with adven- tures. His Germans were disgusted with him ; deposed him 1 1378, on his Father's deatL Chap. XIV. SIGISMUND AND THE BURGGKAVES. 145 1378. from the Kaisership ; ^ chose Rupert of the Pfalz ; and then after Hnpert's death,^ chose Wenzel's own Brother Sigismund, in his stead, — left Wenzel to jumble about in his native Bo- hemian element, as King there, for nineteen years longer, still breaking pots to a ruinous extent. He ended, by apoplexy, or sudden spasm of the heart ; terri- ble Zisca, as it were, killing him at second-hand. For Zisca, stout and furious, blind of one eye and at last of both, a kind of human rhinoceros driven mad, had risen out of the ashes of murdered Huss, and other bad Papistic doings, in the interim ; and was tearing up the world at a huge rate. Ehinoceros Zisca was on the Weissenberg, or a still nearer Hill of Prag since called Zisca-Berg (Zisca Hill) : and none durst whisper of it to the King. A servant waiting at dinner inadvertently let slip the word : — " Zisca there ? Deny it, slave ! " cried Wen- zel frantic. Slave durst not deny, Wenzel drew his sword to run at him, but fell down dead : that was the last pot broken by Wenzel. The hapless royal ex-imperial Phantasm self-broken in this manner.^ Poor soul, he came to the Kaiser- ship too early ; was a thin violent creature, sensible to the charms and horrors of created objects ; and had terrible rhi- noceros Ziscas and unruly horned-cattle to drive. He was one of the worst Kaisers ever known, — could have done Opera- singing much better ; — and a sad sight to Bohemia. Let us leave him there : he was never actual Elector of Brandenburg, having given it up in time ; never did any ill to that poor Country. Sigismund is Kurfilrst of Brandenburg, but is King of Hungary also. The real Kurfiirst of Brandenburg all this while was Sigis- mund Wenzel's next Brother, under tutelage of Cousin Jobst or otherwise ; — real and yet imaginary, for he never himself governed, but always had Jobst of Mahren or some other in his place there. Sigismund, as above said, was to have mar- 1 25th :\Iav, 1400 (Kohkr, p. .3.31). 2 1410 (ib. p. 336). 8 30th July, 1419 (Honnayr, vii. 119). 14G BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book I r. 1378. ried a Daughter of Burggraf Eriedricli V. ; and he was him- self, as was the young lady, well inclined to this arrangement. But the old people being dead, and some offer of a King's Daughter turning up for Sigismund, Sigismund broke off ; and took the King's Daughter, King of Hungary's, — not without regret then and afterwards, as is believed. At any rate, the Hungarian charmer proved a wife of small merit, and a Hun- garian successor she had was a wife of light conduct even ; Hungarian charmers, and Hungarian affairs, were much other than a comfort to Sigismund. As for the disappointed Princess, Burggraf Friedrich's Daughter, she said nothing that we hear; silently became a Nun, an Abbess : and through a long life looked out, with her thoughts to herself, upon the loud whirlwind of things, where Sigismund (oftenest like an imponderous rag of conspicuous color) was riding and tossing. Her two Brothers also, joint Burggraves after their Father's death, seemed to have recon- ciled themselves without difficulty. The elder of them was already Sigismund's Brother-in-law ; married to Sigismund's and Wenzel's sister, — by such predestination as we saw. Burggraf Johann III. was the name of this one : a stout fighter and manager for many years ; much liked, and looked to, by Sigismund. As indeed were both the Brothers, for that matter ; always, together or in succession, a kind of right- hand to Sigismund. Friedrich the younger Burggraf, and ulti- mately the survivor and inheritor (Johann having left no sons), is the famed Burggraf Friedrich VI., the last and notablest of all the Burggraves. A man of distinguished importance, extrinsic and intrinsic ; chief or among the very chief of Ger- man public men in his time ; — and memorable to Posterity, and to this History, on still other grounds ! But let us not anticipate. Sigismund, if apanaged with Brandenburg alone, and wedded to his first love, not a King's Daughter, might have done tolerably well there ; — better than Wenzel, with the Empire and Bohemia, did. But delusive Fortune threw her golden apple at Sigismund too ; and he. in the wide high world, had to play strange pranks. His Father-in law died in Chap. XIV. BRANDENBURG IN PAWN. 147 1387. Hungary, Sigismund's first wife Ids only child. Father-in- law bequeathed Hungary to Sigismund : ^ who plunged into a strange sea thereby; got troubles without number, beatings not a few, — and had even to take boat, and sail for his life down to Constantinople, at one time. In which sad adventure Burggraf Johann escorted him, and as it were tore him out by the hair of the head. These troubles and adventures lasted many years ; in the course of which, Sigismund, trying all manner of friends and expedients, found in the Burggraves of JSTurnberg, Johann and Friedrich, with their talents, pos- sessions and resources, the main or almost only sure support he got. No end of troubles to Sigismund, and to Brandenburg through him, from this sublime Hungarian legacy ! Like a remote fabulous golden-fleece, which you have to go and con- quer first, and which is worth little when conquered. Before ever setting out (a.d. 1387), Sigismund saw too clearly he would have cash to raise : an operation he had never done with, all his life afterwards. He pawned Brandenburg to Cousin Jobst of Mahren ; got '•' 20,000 Bohemian gulden," — I guess, a most slender sum, if Dryasdust would but interpret it. This was the beginning of Pawnings to Brandenburg ; of which vfhen will the end be? Jobst thereby came into Brandenburg on his own right for the time, not as Tutor or Guardian, which he had hitherto been. Into Brandenburg ; and there was no chance of repayment to get him out again. Cousin Jobst has Brandenburg in Pawn. Jobst tried at first to do some governing; but finding all very anarchic, grew unhopeful ; took to making matters easy for himself. Took, in fact, to turning a penny on his pa^\^l- ticket; alienating crown domains, winking hard at robber- barons, and the like ; — and after a few years, went home to Moravia, leaving Brandenburg to shift for itself, under a Statthalter (Vicerec/ent, more like a hungry land-steward), whom nobody took the trouble of respecting. Robber-castles 1 1387 (Sigismund's age then twenty). 148 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book IT. 1398. flourished ; all else decayed. No highway not unsafe ; many a Turpin with sixteen quarters, and styling himself Edle Herr (noble Gentleman), took to " living from the saddle : " — what are Hamburg pedlers made for but to be robbed ? The Towns suffered much ; any trade they might have had, going to wreck in this manner. Not to speak of private feuds, which abounded ad libitum. Neighboring potentates, Archbishop of Magdeburg and others, struck in also at discre- tion, as they had gradually got accustomed to do, and snapped away (cibzwackten) some convenient bit of territory, or, more legitimately, they came across to coerce, at their own hand, this or the other Edle Herr of the Turpin sort, whom there was no other way of getting at, when he carried matters quite too high. " Droves of six hundred swine," — I have seen (by reading in those old Books) certain noble Gentlemen, " of Putlitz," I think, driving them openly, captured by the stronger hand ; and have heard the short querulous squeak of the bristly creatures : " What is the use of being a pig at all, if I am to be stolen in this way, and surreptitiously made into ham ? " Pigs do continue to be bred in Brandenburg : but it is under such discouragements. Agriculture, trade, well-being and well-doing of any kind, it is not encourage- ment they are meeting here. Probably few countries, not even Ireland, have a worse outlook, unless help come.^ Jobst came back in 1398, after eight years' absence ; but no help came with Jobst. The Neumark part of Brandenburg, which was Brother Johann's jDortion, had fallen home to Sigismund, Brother Johanu having died : but Sigismund, far from redeeming old pawn-tickets with the Newmark, pawned the Newmark too, — the second Pawnage of Brandenburg. Pawned the Newmark to the Teutsch Kitters "for 63,000 Hungarian gold gulden " (I think, about £30,000) : and gave no part of it to Jobst ; had not nearly enough for himself and his Hungarian occasions. Seeing which, and hearing such squeak of pigs surrep- titiously driven, with little but discordant sights and sounds everywhere, Jobst became disgusted with the matter ; and 1 Pauli, i, 541-612. Michaelis, i. 283-285. Chap. XIV. KAISER RUPERT AND OUR BURGGRAF. 149 1400. resolved to wash liis hands of it, at least to have his money out of it again. Having sold what of the Domains he could to persons of quality, at an uncommonly easy rate, and so pocketed what ready cash there was among them, he made over his pawn-ticket, or properly he himself repawned Bran- denburg to the Saxon Potentate, a speculative moneyed man, Markgraf of Meissen, "■ Wilhelm the Eich " so called. Pawned it to Wilhelm the Rich, — sum not named ; and went home to Moravia, there to wait events. This is the third Brandenburg pawning : let us hope there may be a fourth and last. Brandenburg in the hands of the Paivnbrokers ; Rupert of the Pfalz is Kaiser. And so we have now reached that point in Brandenburg History when, if some help do not come, Brandenburg will not long be a country, but will either get dissipated in pieces and stuck to the edge of others where some government is, or else go waste again and fall to the bisons and wild bears. Wlio now is Kurfiirst of Brandenburg, might be a question. " I unquestionably ! " Sigismuud would answer, with astonish- ment. " Soft, your Hungarian Majesty," thinks Jobst : " till my cash is paid, may it not probably be another ? " This question has its interest : the Electors just now (a.d. 1400) are about deposing Wenzel ; must choose some better Kaiser. If they wanted another scion of the House of Luxemburg ; a mature old gentleman of sixty; full of plans, plausibilities, pretensions, — Jobst is their man. Jobst and Sigismund were of one mind as to Wenzel's going ; at least Sigismund voted clearly so, and Jobst said nothing counter : but the Kurf iirsts did not think of Jobst for successor. After some stumbling, they fixed upon Rupert Kur-Pfalz (Elector Palatine, Buprecht von cler Pfalz) as Kaiser. Rupert of the Pfalz proved a highly respectable Kaiser ; lasted for ten years (1400-1410), with honor to himself and the Reich. A strong heart, strong head, but short of means. He chastised petty mutiny with vigor ; could not bring down the Milanese Visconti, who had perched themselves so high on loU BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERXS. Book II. 1410. money paid to Wenzel ; could not heal the schism of the Church (Double or Triple Pope, Eome-Avignon affair), or awaken the Reich to a sense of its old dignity and present loose condition. In the late loose times, as Antiquaries re- mark,^ most Members of the Empire, Petty Princes even and Imi:)erial Towns, had been struggling to set up for themselves ; and were now concerned chiefly to become Sovereign in their own Territories. And Schilter informs us, it was about this period that most of them attained such rather unblessed con- summation ; Rupert of himself not able to help it, with all his willingness. The People called him " Rupert Klemm (Rupert Smith'' s-vice) " from his resolute ways ; which nickname — given him not in hatred, but partly in satirical good-will — is itself a kind of history. Prom Historians of the Reich he deserves honorable regretful mention. He had for Empress a Sister of Burggraf Friedrich's; which high lady, unknown to us otherwise, except by her Tomb at Heidelberg, we remember for her Brother's sake. Kaiser Rupert — great-grandson of that Kur-Pfalz who was Kaiser Ludwig's elder brother — is the culminating point of the Electors Palatine ; the Highest that Heidelberg produced. Ancestor of those famed Protestant '■' Palatines ; " of all the Palatines or Pfalzes that reign in these late centuries. Ances- tor of the present Bavarian Majesty ; Kaiser Ludwig's race having died out. Ancestor of the unfortunate Winterkonig, Friedrich King of Bohemia, who is too well known in English History ; — ancestor also of Charles XII. of Sweden, a highly creditable fact of the kind to hi:n. Fact indisputable : A cadet of Pfalz-Zweibriick {Deux-Ponts, as the French call it), direct from Rupert, went to serve in Sweden in his soldier business ; distinguished himself in soldiering ; — had a Sister of the great Gustav Adolf to wife ; and from her a renowned Son, Karl Gustav (Christina's Cousin), who succeeded as King ; who again had a Grandson made in his own likeness, only still more of iron in his composition. — Enough now of Rupert .Smith'' s^'ice ; who died in 1410, and left the Reich again vacant. 1 Kohler, p. .334 ; who quotes Schilter. Chap. XIV. KAISER SIGISMUXD AND OUR BURGGRAF. 151 1411. Rupert's funeral is hardly done, ■when, over in Preussen, far off in the Memel region, place called Tannenberg, where there is still " a churchyard to be seen," if little more, the Teutsch Ritters had, unexpectedly, a terrible Defeat : consummation of their Polish Miscellaneous quarrels of long standing ; and the end of their high courses in this world. A ruined Teutsch Ritterdom, as good as ruined, ever henceforth. Kaiser Rupert died 18th May ; and on the 15th July, within two months, was fought that dreadful " Battle of Tannenberg," — Poland and Polish King, with miscellany of savage Tartars and revolted Prussians, versus Teutsch Ritterdom ; all in a very high mood of mutual rage ; the very elements, " wild thunder, tempest and rain-deluges," plaj'ing chorus to them on the occasion.^ Ritterdom fought lion-like, but with insufficient strategic and other wisdom ; and was driven nearly distracted to see its pride tripped into the ditch by such a set. Vacant Reich could not in the least attend to it ; nor can we farther at present. Sigismund, with a struggle, becomes Kaiser. Jobst and Sigismund were competitors for the Kaisership ; Wenzel, too, striking in with claims for reinstatement : the House of Luxemburg divided against itself. Wenzel, finding reinstatement not to be thought of, threw his weight, such as it was, into the scale of Cousin Jobst ; remembering angrily how Brother Sigismund voted in the Deposition case, ten years ago. The contest was vehement, and like to be lengthy. Jobst, though he had made over his pawn-ticket, claimed to be Elector of Brandenburg ; and voted for Himself. The like, with still more emphasis, did Sigismund, or Burggraf Pried- rich acting for him : " Sigismund, sure, is Kur-Brandenburg though under pawn!" argued Friedrich, — and, I almost guess, though that is not said, produced from his own purse, at some stage of the business, the actual money for Jobst, to close his Brandenburg pretension. Both were elected (majority contested in this manner) ; and old Jobst, then above seventy, was like to have given much 1 Voijjt, vii. 82. Buscliiii&, Erdbeschreibung (Hamburgh 1770J, ii. 1038. 152 BRANDENBUEG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book u. 1411, trouble : but happily in three months he died ; ^ and Sigis- mund became indisputable. Jobst was the son of Maultasche's Nullity ; him too, in an involuntary sort, she was the cause of. In his day Jobst made much noise in the world, but did little or no good in it. '' He was thought a great man," says one satirical old Chronicler ; " and there was nothing great about him but the beard." " The cause of Sigismund's success with the Electors," says Kohler, " or of his having any party among them, was the faithful and unwearied diligence which had been used for him by the above-named Burggraf Friedrich VI. of Niirnberg, who took extreme pains to forward Sigismund to the Empire ; pleading that Sigismund and Wenzel would be sure to agree well henceforth, and that Sigismund, having already such extensive territories (Hungary, Brandenburg and so forth) by inheritance, would not be so exact about the Heichs-Tolls and other Imperial Incomes. This same Eried- rich also, when the Election fell out doubtful, was Sigismund's best support in Germany, nay almost his right-hand, through whom he did whatever was done." ^ Sigismund is Kaiser, then, in spite of Wenzel. King of Hungary, after unheard-of troubles and adventures, ending some years ago in a kind of peace and conquest, he has long been. King of Bohemia, too, he at last became ; having survived Wenzel, who was childless. Kaiser of the Holy Roman Empire, and so much else : is not Sigismund now a great man ? Truly the loom he weaves upon, in this world, is very large. But the weaver was of headlong, high-pacing, flimsy nature ; and both warp and woof were gone dreadfully entangled ! — This is the Kaiser Sigismund who held the Council of Constance ; and " blushed visibly," when Huss, about to die, alluded to the Letter of Safe-conduct granted him, which was issuing in such fashion.^ Sigismund blushed ; but could not conveniently mend the matter, — so many matters press- ing on him just now. As they perpetually did, and had done. 1 " Jodocus Barbatus," 21st July, 1411. 2 Kohler, p. 337. 8 15th June, 1415, Chap. XIV. KAISER SIGISMUXD AND OUR BURGGRAF. 153 1414. An always-hoping, never-resting, unsuccessful, vain and empty Kaiser. Specious, speculative ; given to eloquence, diplomacy, and the windy instead of the solid arts ; — always short of money for one thing. He roamed about, and talked elo- quently ; — aiming high, and generally missing : — how he went to conquer Hungary, and had to float down the Donau instead, with an attendant or two, in a most private manner, and take refuge with the Grand Turk : this we have seen, and this is a general emblem of him. Hungary and even the Reich have at length become his ; but have brought small triumph in any kind ; and instead of ready money, debt on debt. His Majesty has no money, and his Majesty's occasions need it more and more. He is now (a.d. 1414) holding this Council of Constance, by way of healing the Church, which is sick of Three simul- taneous Popes and of much else. He finds the problem diffi- cult ; finds he will have to run into Spain, to persuade a refractory Pope there, if eloquence can (as it cannot) : all which requires money, money. At opening of the Council, he " officiated as deacon ; " actually did some kind of litany- ing "with a surplice over him," ^ though Kaiser and King of the Eomans. But this passage of his opening speech is what I recollect best of him there : " Eight Reverend Fathers, date operant ut ilia nefanda schlsma eradicetur," ex- claims Sigismund, intent on having the Bohemian Schism well dealt with, — which he reckons to be of the feminine gender. To which a Cardinal mildly remarking, " Domine, schisma est generis neutrius {Schisma is neuter, your Majesty)," — Sigismund loftily replies, " Ego sum Rex Romanus et super grammaticam (I am King of the Romans, and above Gram- mar) ! " '^ For which reason I call him in my Note-books Sigismund super Grammaticam, to distinguish him in the im- broglio of Kaisers. 1 25th December, 1414 (Koliler, p. 340). 2 Wolfgang Mentzel, Geschichte der Deutschen, i. 477. 154 BRANDENBURG AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 8th-July, 1411. Brandenburg is pawned for the last time. How Jobst's pawn-ticket was settled I never clearly heard ; but can guess it was by Burggraf Friedrich's advancing the money, in the pinch above indicated, or paying it after- wards to Jobst's heirs whoever they were. Thus much is certain : Burggraf Friedrich, these three years and more (ever since 8th July, 1411) holds Sigismund's Deed of ac- knowledgment " for 100,000 gulden lent at various times : " and has likewise got the Electorate of Brandenburg in pledge for that sum ; and does himself administer the said Elec- torate till he be paid. This is the important news ; but this is not all. The new journey into Spain requires new moneys ; this Council itself, with such a pomp as suited Sigismund, has cost him endless moneys. Brandenburg, torn to ruins in the way we saw, is a sorrowful matter; and, except the title of it, as a feather in one's cap, is worth nothing to Sigismund. And he is still short of money ; and will forever be. Why could not he give up Brandenburg altogether ; since, instead of paying, he is still making new loans from Burggraf Fried- rich ; and the hope of ever paying were mere lunacy ! Sigis- mund revolves these sad thoughts too, amid his world-wide diplomacies, and efforts to heal the Church. " Pledged for 100,000 gulden," sadly ruminates Sigismund ; " and 50,000 more borrowed since, by little and little ; and more ever needed, especially for this grand Spanish journey ! " these were Sigismund's sad thoughts : — "Advance me, in a round sum, 250,000 gulden more," said he to Burggraf Friedrich, "■ 250,000 more, for my manifold occasions in this time ; — that will be 400,000 in whole ; ^ — and take the Electorate of Brandenburg to yourself, Land, Titles, Sovereign Electorship and all, and make me rid of it ! " That was the settlement adopted, in Sigismund's apartment at Constance, on the 30th of April, 1415 ; signed, sealed and ratified, — and the money paid. A very notable event in World-History ; virtually com- pleted on the day we mention. 1 Rentsch, pp. 75, 357. Chap. XIV. BRANDENBURG PAWNED. 155 ITth April, 1417. The ceremony of Investiture did not take place till two years afterwards, when the Spanish journey had proved fruitless, when much else of fruitless had come and gone, and Kaiser' and Council were probaljly more at leisure for such a thing. Done at length it was by Kaiser Sigismund in utmost gala, with the Grandees of the Empire assisting, and august members of the Council and world in general looking on ; in the big Square or Market-place of Constance, 17th April, 1417 ; — is to be found described in Eentsch, from Nauclerus and the old Newsmongers of the time. Very grand indeed : much processioning on horseback, under powerful trumpet-peals and flourishes ; much stately kneeling, stately rising, stepping backwards (done well, zierlkh, on the Kur- f urst's part) ; liberal expenditure of cloth and pomp ; in short, " above 100,000 people looking on from roofs and windows," ^ and Kaiser Sigismund in all his glory. Sigismund was on a high Platform in the IMarket-place, with stairs to it and from it ; the illustrious Kaiser, — red as a flamingo, " with scarlet mantle and crown of gold," — a treat to the eyes of simple mankind. What sum of modern money, in real purchasing power, this " 400,000 Hungarian Gold Gulden " is, I have inquired in the likely quarters without result ; and it is probable no man ex- actly knows. The latest existing representative of the ancient Gold Gulden is the Ducat, worth generally about a Half-sover- eign in English. Taking the sum at that latest rate, it amounts to £200,000 ; and the reader can use that as a note of memory for the sale-price of Brandenburg with all its lands and hon- ors, — multiplying it perhaps by four or six to bring out its effective amount in current coin. Dog-cheap, it must be owned, for size and capability ; but in the most waste condition, full of mutiny, injustice, anarchy and highway robbery ; a purchase that might have proved dear enough to another man than Burggraf Friedrich. But so, at any rate, moribund Brandenburg has got its Ho- henzollern Kurflirst ; and started on a new career it little ^ Pauli, Allgemeine Preussiscke StacUs-Geschichte, ii. "4. Rentsch, pp. 76-78. 15G BRANDENBURa AND HOHENZOLLERNS. Book II. 1417. di-eamt of; — and we can now, right willingly, quit Sigismund and the Reichs-History ; leave Kaiser Sigismund to sink or swim at his own will henceforth. His grand feat in life, the wonder of his generation, was this same Council of Constance ; which proved entirely a failure ; one of the largest wind-eggs ever dropped with noise and travail in this world. Two hundred thousand human creatures, reckoned and reckoning themselves the elixir of the Intellect and Dignity of Europe ; two hundred thousand, nay some, counting the lower menials and numerous unfortunate females, say four hundred thou- sand, — were got congregated into that little Swiss Town ; and there as an Ecumenic Council, or solemnly distilled elixir of what pious Intellect and Valor could be scraped together in the world, they labored with all their select might for four years' space. That Avas the Council of Constance. And except this transfer of Brandenburg to Friedrich of Hohenzollern, resulting from said Council in the quite reverse and involun- tary way, one sees not what good result it had. They did indeed burn Huss ; but that could not be called a beneficial incident ; that seemed to Sigismund and the Council a most small and insignificant one. And it kindled Bohemia, and kindled rhinoceros Zisca, into never-imagined flame of vengeance ; brought mere disaster, disgrace, and defeat on de- feat to Sigismund, and kept his hands full for the rest of his life, however small he had thought it. As for the sublime four years' deliberations and debates of this Sanhedrim of the Universe, — eloquent debates, conducted, we may say, under such extent of wig as was never seen before or since, — they have fallen wholly to the domain of Dryasdust ; and amount, for mankind at this time, to zero phis the Burning of Huss. On the whole, Burggraf Friedrich's Electorship, and the first Hohenzollern to Brandenburg, is the one good result. Adieu, then, to Sigismund. Let us leave him at this his culminating point, in the Market-place of Constance ; red as a flamingo ; doing one act of importance, though unconsciously and against his will. — I subjoin here, for refreshment of the reader's memory, a Synopsis, or bare arithmetical List, of those Intercalary Non-Hapsburg Kaisers, which, now that CiiAP. XIV. NON-HAPSBURG KAISEKS. 157 its original small duty is done, may as well be printed as burnt : — TJui Seven Intercalary or Non-Hapshurg Kaisers. Rudolf of Ilapsburg died A.D. 1291, after a reign of eighteen vigorous years, very useful to the Empire after its Anarchic Interregnum. He was succeeded, not by any of his own sons or kindred, but by 1°. Adolf of Nassau, 1291-1298. A stalwart but necessitous Herr; mucli concerned in the Frencli projects of our Edward Longslianks : miles stipendiariiis Eduardi, as the Opposition party scornfully termed him. Slain in battle by the Anti-Kaiser, Albrecht or Albert eldest son of Rudolf, who thereupon became Kaiser. Albert I. (of Hapsburg, he), 1298-1308. Parricided, in that latter year, at the Ford of the Reuss. 2° (a). Henry VII. of Luxemburg, 1308-1313; poisoned (1313) in sacramental wine. The first of the Luxemburgers ; who are marked here, in their order, by the addition of an alphabetic letter. 3°. Ludwig der Baier, 1314-1347 (Duke of Ober-Baiern, Upper Bavaria; progenitor of the subsequent Kurfiirsts of Baiern, who are Cousins of the Pfalz Familj'). 4° (fe). Karl IV., 1347-1378, Son of Johann of Bohemia (Johann Ich-dien), and Grandson of Henry VII. Nicknamed the Pfaffen- Kaiser (Parsons'-Kaiser). Karlsbad ; the Golden Bull ; Castle of Tangermiinde. 5° (c). Wenzel (or Weuceslaus), 1378-1400, Karl's eldest Son. Elected 1378, still very young; deposed in 1400, Kaiser Rupert suc- ceeding. Continued King of Bohemia till his death (by Zisca at second- hand) nineteen years after. Had been Kaiser for twenty-two years. 6°. Rupert of the Pfalz, 1400-1410; called Rupert Klemm (Pincers, Smith's-vice) ; Brother-in-law to Burggraf Friedrich VI. (afterwards Kurfiirst Friedrich I.), who marched with him to Italy and often else- whither, Burggraf Johann the elder Brother-in-law being then oftenest in Hungary with Sigismund, Karl TV.'s second Son. 7° (d). Sigismund, 1410-1437, Weuzel's younger Brother; the fourth and last of the Luxemburgers, seventh and last of the Intercalary Kai- sers. Sold Brandenburg, after thrice or oftener pawning it. Sigismund super Grammaticam. Super-Grammaticam died 9th December, 1437; left only a Daugh- ter, wedded to the then Albert Duke of Austria ; which Albert, on the strength of this, came to the Kingship of Bohemia and of Hungary, as his Wife's inheritance, and to the Empire by election. Died thereupon 158 BRANDENBUEG AND HOHEXZOLLERXS. Book II. in few mouths : " three crowns, Bohemia, Hungary, the Reich, in that one year, 1438," say the old Historians; "and tlien next year he quitted them all, for a fourth and more lasting cro^m, as is hoped." Kaiser Albert II., 1438-1439: After whom all are Hapsburgers, — excepting, if that is an exception, the unlucky Karl VII. alone (1742- 1745), who descends fi'om Ludwig the Baier. BOOK III. THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG, 1412-1713. CHAPTER I. KURFURST FRIEDRICH I. BuRGGRAF Friedrich, on liis first coming to Brandenburg, found but a cool reception as Statthalter.^ He came as the representative of law and rule ; and there had been many help- ing themselves by a ruleless life, of late. Industry was at a low ebb, violence was rife ; plunder, disorder everywhere ; too much the habit for baronial gentlemen to " live by the saddle," as they termed it, that is by highway robbery in modern phrase. The Towns, harried and plundered to skin and bone, were glad to see a Statthalter, and did homage to him with all their heart. But the Baronage or Squirearchy of the country were of another mind. These, in the late anarchies, had set up for a kind of kings in their own right : they had their feuds ; made war, made peace, levied tolls, transit-dues ; lived much at their own discretion in these solitary countries ; — rushing out from their stone towers (" walls fourteen feet thick "), to seize any herd of " six hundred swine," any convoy of Liibeck or Ham- burg merchant-goods, that had not contented them in passing. What were pedlers and mechanic fellows made for, if not to 1 " Johannistage" (24 June) " 1412," he first set foot in Brandenburg, with due escort, in due state; only Statthalter (Vicereuent) a.s yet: Pauli, i. 594, ii. 58; Steazel, Geschic/Ue des Preussiscken Stoats (Hamburg, 1830, 1851), i. 167-169. 160 THE HOPIENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1414. be plundered when needful ? Arbitrary rule, on the part of these Noble Kobber-Lords ! And then much of the Crown- Domains had gone to the chief of them, — pawned (and the pawn-ticket lost, so to speak), or sold for what trifle of ready money was to be had, in Jobst and Company's time. To these gentlemen, a Statthalter coming to inquire into matters was no welcome phenomenon. Your Edle Herr (Noble Lord) of Putlitz, Noble Lords of Quitzow, Eochow, Maltitz and others, supreme in their grassy solitudes this long w^hile, and accus- tomed to nothing greater than themselves in Brandenburg, how should they obey a Statthalter ? Such was more or less the universal humor in the Squire- archy of Brandenburg ; not of good omen to Burggraf Eried- rich. But the chief seat of contumacy seemed to be among the Quitzows, Putlitzes, above spoken of; big Squires in the district they call the Priegnit^, in the Country of the sluggish Havel Kiver, northwest from Berlin a fifty or forty miles. These refused homage, very many of them ; said they were " incorporated "with Bohmen ; " said this and that ; — much disinclined to homage ; and would not do it. Stiff surly fel- lows, much deficient in discernment of what is above them and what is not : — a thick-skinned set ; bodies clad in buff leather ; minds also cased in ill habits of long continuance. Friedrich w^as very patient with them ; hoped to prevail by gentle methods. He "invited them to dinner;" "had them often at dinner for a year or more : " but could make no prog- ress in that way. "■ Who is this we have got for a Governor ? " said the no])le lords i^rivately to each other : " A Nurnherger Tand (Niirnberg Plaything, — wooden image, such as they make at Nurnberg)," said they, grinning, in a thick-skinned way : " If it rained Burggraves all the year round, none of them would come to luck in this Country ; " — and continued their feuds, toll-levyings, plunderings and other contumacies. Seeing matters come to this pass after waiting above a year, Burggraf Priedrich gathered his Prankish men-at-arms ; quietly made league with the neighboring Potentates, Thii- ringen and others ; got some munitions, some artillery together — esj)ecially one huge gun, the biggest ever seen, " a twenty- Chap. I. KURFURST FRIEDRICH I. 101 1414. four pounder " no less ; to which the peasants, dragging her with difficulty through the clayey roads, gave the name of Faule Grete (Lazy, or Heavy Peg) ; a remarkable piece of ordnance. Lazy Peg he had got from the Landgraf of Thu- ringen, on loan merely ; but he turned her to excellent account of his own. I have often inquired after Lazy Peg's fate in subsequent times ; but could never learn anything distinct : — the German Dryasdust is a dull dog, and seldom carries any- thing human in those big wallets of his ! — Equipped in this way, Burggraf Friedrich (he was not yet Kurfiirst, only coming to be) marches for the Havel Country (early days of 1414) ; ^ makes his appearance before Quitzow's strong-house of Friesack, walls fourteen feet thick: "You Dietrich von Quitzow, are you prepared to live as a peaceable subject henceforth : to do homage to the Laws and me ? " — " Never ! " answered Quitzow, and pulled up his drawbridge. Whereupon Heavy Peg opened upon him. Heavy Peg and other guns ; and, in some eight-and-forty hours, shook Quit- zow's impregnable Friesack about his ears. This was in the month of February, 1414, day not given : Friesack was the name of the impregnable Castle (still discoverable in our time) ; and it ought to be memorable and venerable to every Prussian man. Burggraf Friedrich VI., not yet quite be- come Kurfiirst Friedrich I., but in a year's space to become so, he in person was the beneficent operator ; Heavy Peg, and steady Human Insight, these were clearly the chief imple- ments. Quitzow being settled, — for the country is in military occu- pation of Friedrich and his allies, and except in some stone castle a man has no chance, — straightway Putlitz or another mutineer, with his drawbridge up, was battered to pieces, and his drawbridge brought slamming down. After this manner, in an incredibly short period, mutiny was quenched ; and it became apparent to Noble Lords, and to all men, that here at length was a man come who would have the Laws obeyed again, and could and would keep mutiny down. ^ Micliaelis, i. 287 ; Stenzel, i. 168 (wliere, contrary to wont, is an iusignifi cant error or two). Pauli (ii. 58) is, as usual, lost in water. 162 THE HOPIENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1420. Friedrieh showed no cruelty ; far the contrary. Your mu- tiny once ended, and a little repented of, he is ready to be your gracious Prince again : Fair-play and the social wine-cup, or inexorable war and Lazy Peg, it is at your discretion which. Brandenburg submitted ; hardly ever rebelled more. Branden- burg, under the wise Kurfiirst it has got, begins in a small degree to be cosmic again, or of the domain of the gods ; ceases to be chaotic and a mere cockpit of the devils. There is no doubt but this Friedrich also, like his ancestor Friedrich III., the First Hereditary Burggraf, was an excel- lent citizen of his country : a man conspicuously important in all German business in his time. A man setting up for no particular magnanimity, ability or heroism, but uncon- sciously exhibiting a good deal ; which by degrees gained universal recognition. He did not shine much as Eeichs-Gen- eralissimo, under Kaiser Sigismund, in his expeditions against Zisca ; on the contrary, he presided over huge defeat and rout, once and again, in that capacity ; and indeed had represented in vain that, with such a species of militia, victory was impos- sible. He represented and again represented, to no purpose ; whereupon he declined the office farther ; in which others fared no better.^ The offer to be Kaiser was made him in his old days ; but he wisely declined that too. It was in Brandenburg, by what he silently founded there, that he did his chief benefit to Germany and mankind. He understood the noble art of gov- erning men ; had in him the justice, clearness, valor and patience needed for that. A man of sterling probity, for one thing. Which indeed is the first requisite in said art: — if you will have your laws obeyed without mutiny, see well that they be pieces of God Almighty's Law : otherwise all the artillery in the world will not keep down mutiny. Friedrich " travelled much over Brandenburg ; " looking into everything with his own eyes; — making, I can well fancy, innumerable crooked things straight. Reducing more and more that famishing dog-kennel of a Brandenburg into a fruitful arable field. His portraits represent a square- 1 Ilormayr, (Esterreichischer Plutarch vii. 109-158, § Zhrn. Chap. I. KURFURST FRIEDRICH I. 163 1440. headed, mild-looking solid gentleman, with a certain twinkle of mirth in the serious eyes of him. Except in those Hussite wars for Kaiser Sigismund and the Eeich, in which no man could prosper, he may be defined as constantly prosperous. To Brandenburg he was, very literally, the blessing of bless- ings ; redemption out of death into life. In the ruins of that old Friesack Castle, battered down by Heavy Peg, Antiqua- rian Science (if it had any eyes) might look for the tap-root of the Prussian Nation, and the beginning of all that Branden- burg has since grown to under the sun. Friedrich, in one capacity or another, presided over Bran- denburg near thirty years. He came thither first of all in 1412 ; was not completely Kurf iirst in his own right till 1415 ; nor publicly installed, " with 100,000 looking on from the roofs and windows," in Constance yonder, till 1417, — age then some forty-five. His Brandenburg residence, when he happened to have time for residing or sitting still, was Tangermiinde, the Castle built by Kaiser Karl IV. He died there, 21st Septem- ber, 1440; laden tolerably with years, and still better with memories of hard work done. Rentsch guesses by good infer- ence he was born about 1372. As I count, he is seventh in descent from that Conrad, Burggraf Conrad I., Cadet of Hohenzollern, who came down from the Rauhe Alp, seek- ing service with Kaiser Redbeard, above two centuries ago : Conrad's generation and six others had vanished successively from the world-theatre in that ever-mysterious manner, and left the stage clear, when Burggraf Friedrich the Sixth came to be First Elector. Let three centuries, let twelve genera- tions farther come and pass, and there will be another still more notable Friedrich, — our little Fritz, destined to be Third King of Prussia, officially named Friedrich II., and popularly Frederick the Great. This First Elector is his lineal ancestor, twelve times removed.^ 1 Eentach, pp. 349-372 ; Hiibner, t. 176. 164 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1440, CHAPTER II. MATIXEES DU ROI DE PRTJSSE. Eleven successive Kurfiirsts followed Eriedrich in Bran- denburg. Of whom and their births, deaths, wars, marriages, negotiations and continual multitudinous stream of smaller or greater adventures, much has been written, of a dreary con- fused nature ; next to nothing of which ought to be repeated here. Some list of their Names, with what rememberable human feature or event (if any) still speaks to us in them, we must try to give. Their Names, well dated, with any actions, incidents, or phases of life, which may in this way get to adhere to them in the reader's memory, the reader can insert, each at its right place, in the grand Tide of European Events, or in such Picture as the reader may have of that. Thereby with diligence he may produce for himself some faint twilight notion of the Flight of Time in remote Brandenburg, — con- vince himself that remote Brandenburg was present all along, alive after its sort, and assisting, dumbly or otherwise, in the great World-Drama as that went on. We have to say in general, the history of Brandenburg under the Hohenzollerns has very little in it to excite a vulgar curiosity, though perhaps a great deal to interest an intelligent one. Had it found treatment duly intelligent ; — which, however, how could it, lucky beyond its neigh- bors, hope to do ! Commonplace Dryasdust, and volumi- nous Stupidity, not worse here than elsewhere, play their part. It is the history of a State, or Social Vitality, growing from small to great ; steadily growing henceforth under guidance : and the contrast between guidance and no-guidance, or mis- guidance, in such matters, is again impressively illustrated there. This we see well to be the fact ; and the details of Ohap. n. MATINJ&ES DU ROI DE PRUSSE. 166 1440. this ■would be of moment, were they given us : but they are not ; — how could voluminous Dryasdust give them ? Then, on the other hand, the Phenomenon is, for a long while, on so small a scale, wholly without importance in European poli- tics and affairs, the commonplace Historian, writing of it on a large scale, becomes unreadable and intolerable. Witness grandiloquent Pauli our fatal friend, with his Eight watery Quartos; which gods and men, unless driven by necessity, have learned to avoid ! ^ The Phenomenon of Brandenburg is small, remote ; and the essential particulars, too delicate for the eye of Dryasdust, are mostly wanting, drowned deep in details of the unessential. So that we are well content, my readers and I, to keep remote from it on this occasion. On one other point I must give the reader warning. A rock of offence on which if he heedlessly strike, I reckon he will split ; at least no help of mine can benefit him till he be got off again. Alas, offences must come ; and must stand, like rocks of offence, to the shipwreck of many ! Mod- ern Dryasdust, interpreting the mysterious ways of Divine Providence in this Universe, or what he calls writing His- tory, has done uncountable havoc upon the best interests of mankind. Hapless godless dullard that he is ; driven and driving on courses that lead only downward, for him as for us ! But one could forgive him all things, compared with this doctrine of devils which he has contrived to get established, pretty generally, among his unfortunate fellow-creatures for the time ! — I must insert the following quotation, readers guess from what author : — "In an impudent Pamphlet, forged by I know not whom, and published in 1766, under the title of Matinees du Hoi de Prusse, purporting to be ' Morning Conversations ' of Fred- erick the Great with his Nephew the Heir-Apparent, every line of which betrays itself as false and spurious to a reader who has made any direct or effectual study of Frederick or his manners or affairs, — it is set forth, in the way of exordium ^ Dr. Carl Friedrich Panli, Allgemeine Preussiscke Stoats- Geschichte, often enough cited here. S.8 Vol. 1 166 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1440. to these pretended royal confessions, that ' notre maison,^ our Family of Hohenzollern, ever since the first origin of it among the Swabian mountains, or its first descent therefrom into the Castle and Imperial Wardenship of Nurnberg, some six hun- dred years ago or more, has consistently travelled one road, and this a very notable one. ' We, as I myself the royal Fred- erick still do, have all along proceeded,' namely, ' in the way of adroit Machiavelism, as skilful gamblers in this world's business, ardent gatherers of this world's goods ; and in brief as devout worshippers of Beelzebub, the grand regulator and rewarder of mortals here below. Which creed we, the Hohen- zollerns, have found, and I still find, to be the true one ; learn it you, my prudent Nephew, and let all men learn it. By. holding steadily to that, and working late and early in such spirit, we are come to what you now see ; — and shall advance still farther, if it please Beelzebub, who is generally kind to those that serve him well.' Such is the doctrine of this im- pudent Pamphlet ; ' original Manuscripts ' of which are still purchased by simple persons, — who have then nobly offered them to me, thrice over, gratis or nearly so, as a priceless curi- osity. A new printed edition of which, probably the fifth, has appeared within few years. Simple persons consider it a curious and interesting Document ; rather ambiguous in origin perhaps, but probably authentic in substance, and throwing unexpected light on the character of Frederick whom men call the Great. In which new light they are willing a meritorious Editor should share. " Who wrote that Pamphlet I know not, and am in no con- dition to guess. A certain snappish vivacity (very unlike the style of Frederick whom it personates) ; a wearisome grima- cing, gesticulating malice and smartness, approaching or reach- ing the sad dignity of what is called ' wit ' in modern times ; in general the rottenness of matter, and the epigrammatic unquiet graciosity of manner in this thing, and its elaborately twhuman turn both of expression and of thought, are visible characteristics of it. Thought, we said, — if thought it can be called : thought all hamstrung, shrivelled by inveterate rheu- matism, on the part of the poor ill-thriven thinker ; nay tied Chap. U. MATINEES DU ROI DE PRUSSE. 167 1440. (so to speak, for he is of epigrammatic turn withal), as by- cross ropes, right shoulder to left foot ; and forced to advance, hobbling and jerking along, in that sad guise : not in the way of walk, but of saltation and dance ; and this towards a false not a true aim, rather no-Avhither than some-whither : — Here were features leading one to think of an illustrious Prince de Ligne as perhaps concerned in the affair. The Bibliographi- cal Dictionaries, producing no evidence, name quite another person, or series of persons,^ highly unmemorable otherwise. Whereupon you proceed to said other person's acknowledged Works (as they are called) ; and find there a style bearing no resemblance whatever; and are left in a dubious state, if it were of any moment. In the absence of proof, I am unwilling to charge his Highness de Ligne with such an action; and indeed am little careful to be acquainted with the individual who did it, who could and would do it. A Prince of Coxcombs I can discern him to have been ; capable of shining in the eyes of insincere foolish persons, and of doing detriment to them, not benefit ; a man without reverence for truth or human ex- cellence ; not knowing in fact what is true from what is false, what is excellent from what is sham-excellent and at the top of the mode ; an apparently polite and knowing man, but intrinsically an impudent, dark and merely modish-insolent man ; — who, if he fell in with Khadamanthus on his travels, would not escape a horse-whipping. Him we will willingly leave to that beneficial chance, which indeed seems a certain one sooner or later; and address ourselves to consider the theory itself, and the facts it pretends to be grounded on. " As to the theory, I must needs say, nothing can be falser, more heretical or more damnable. My own poor opinion, and deep conviction on that subject is well known, this long while. And, in fact, the summary of all I have believed, and have been trying as I could to teach mankind to believe again, is even that same opinion and conviction, applied to all provinces 1 A certain "N. de Bonneville" (afterwards a Revolutionary spiritual- mountebank, for some time) is now the favorite Name ; — proves, on inves- tigation, to be an impossible one. Barbier (Dictionnaire des Anonymes), in a helpless doubting manner, gives still others. 168 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book IU. 1440. of things. Alas, in tliis his sad theory about the world, our l^oor impudent Pamphleteer is by no means singular at present ; nay rather he has in a manner the whole practical part of man- kind on his side just now ; the more is the pity for us all ! — " It is very certain, if Beelzebub made this world, our Pamphleteer, and the huge portion of mankind that follow him, are right. But if God made the world ; and only leads Beelzebub, as some ugly muzzled bear is led, a longer or shorter temporary dance in this divine world, and always draws him home again, and peels the vmjust gains off him, and ducks him in a certain hot Lake, with sure intent to lodge him there to all eternity at last, — then our Pamphleteer, and the huge portion of mankind that follow him, are wrong. " More I will not say ; being indeed quite tired of speaking on that subject. Not a subject which it concerns me to speak of ; much as it concerns me, and all men, to know the truth of it, and silently in every hour and moment to do said truth. As indeed the sacred voice of their own soul, if they listen, will conclusively admonish all men ; and truly if it do not, there will be little use in my logic to them. For my own share, I want no trade with men who need to be convinced of that fact. If I am in their premises, and discover such a thing of them, I will quit their premises ; if they are in mine, I will, as old Samuel advised, count my spoons. Ingenious gen- tlemen who believe that Beelzebub made this world, are not a class of gentlemen I can get profit from. Let them keep at a distance, lest mischief fall out between us. They are of the set deserving to be called — and this not in the way of profane swearing, but of solemn wrath and pity, I say of virtuous anger and inexorable reprobation — the damned set. For, in very deed, they are doomed and damned, by Nature's oldest Act of Parliament, they, and whatsoever thing they do or say or think ; unless they can escape from that devil-element. AVhich I still hope they may ! — " But with regard to the facts themselves, ' de notre maison,^ I take leave to say, they too are without basis of truth. They are not so false as the theory, because nothing can in falsity quite equal that. ^ Notre ma'ison,^ this Pamphleteer may learn, Chap. II. MATINEES DU ROI DE PRUSSE. 169 IMO. if he please to make study and inquiry before speaking, did not rise by worship of Beelzebub at all in this world ; but by a quite opposite line of conduct. It rose, in fact, by the course which all, except fools, stockjobber stags, cheating gamblers, forging Pamphleteers and other temporary creatures of the damned sort, have found from of old to be the one way of per- manently rising : by steady service, namely, of the Opposite of Beelzebub. By conforming to the Laws of this Universe ; instead of trying by pettifogging to evade and profitably con- tradict them. The Hohenzollerns too have a History still ar- ticulate to the human mind, if you search sufiiciently ; and this is what, even with some emphasis, it will teach us concerning their adventures, and achievements of success in the field of life. Eesist the Devil, good reader, and he will flee from you ! " — So ends our indignant friend. How the Hohenzollerns got their big Territories, and came to what they are in the world, will be seen. Probably they were not, any of them, paragons of virtue. They did not walk in altogether speckless Sunday pumps, or much clear-starched into consciousness of the moral sublime ; but in rugged prac- tical boots, and by such roads as there were. Concerning their moralities, and conformities to the Laws of the Road and of the Universe, there will much remain to be argued by pamphlet- eers and others. Men will have their opinion, Men of more wisdom and of less ; Apes by the Dead-Sea also will have theirs. But what man that believed in such a Universe as that of this Dead-Sea Pamphleteer could consent to live in it at all ? Who that believed in such a Universe, and did not design to live like a Papin's-Digester, or Porcus Epicuri, in an extremely ugly manner in it, could avoid one of two things : Going rapidly into Bedlam, or else blowing his brains out ? " It will not do for me at any rate, this infinite Dog-house ; not for me, ye Dryasdusts, and omnipotent Dog-monsters and Mud-gods, whoever 3-011 are. One honorable thing I can do : take leave of you and your Dog-establishment. Enough!" — 170 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURa. Book III. 1442. CHAPTER III. KURFtJRST FRIEDRICH II. The First Friedrich's successor was a younger son, Friedrich II. ; who lasted till 1471, above thirty years ; and proved like- wise a notable manager and governor. Very capable to assert himself, and his just rights, in this world. He was but Twenty- seven at his accession ; but the Berlin Burghers, attempting to take some liberties with him, found he was old enough. He got the name Ironteeth, Friedrich Ferratis Dentibus, from his decisive ways then and afterwards. He had his share of brab- bling with intricate litigant neighbors ; quarrels now and then not to be settled without strokes. His worst war was with Pommern, — just claims disputed there, and much confused bickering, sieging and harassing in consequence : of which quarrel we must speak anon. It was he who first built the conspicuous Schloss or Palace at Berlin, having got the ground for it (same ground still covered by the actual fine Edifice, which is a second edition of Friedrich's) from the repentant Burghers ; and took up his chief residence there.^ But his principal achievement in Brandenburg History is his recovery of the Province called the Neumark to that Elector- ate. In the thriftless Sigismund times, the Neumark had been pledged, had been sold ; Teutsch Ritterdom, to whose domin- ions it lay contiguous, had purchased it with money down. The Teutsch Bitters were fallen moneyless enough since then ; they offered to pledge the Neumark to Friedrich, who accepted, and advanced the sum : after a while the Teutsch Bitters, for a small farther sum, agreed to sell Neumark.^ Into which Trans- action, with its dates and circumstances, let us cast one glance, for our behoof afterwards. The Teutsch Bitters were an opu- lent domineering Body in Sigismund's early time ; but they are 1 1442-1451 (Nicolai, i. 81). 2 Michaelis, i. 301. Chap. III. KUKFURST FRIEDRICII II. 171 1442. now come well down in Friedrich II. 's ! And are coming ever lower. Sinking steadily, or with desperate attempts to rise, wliic'h only increase the speed downwards, ever since that fatal Tannenberg Business, loth July, 1410. Here is the sad prog- ress of their descent to the bottom j divided into three stages or periods : — " Period First is of Thirty years : 1410-1440. A peace with Poland soon followed that Defeat of Tannenberg j humiliating peace, with mulct in money, and slightly in territory, attached to it. Which again was soon followed by war, and ever again ; each new peace more humiliating than its foregoer. . Teutsch Order is steadily sinking, — into debt, among other things} driven to severe finance-measures (ultimately even to ' debase its coin '), which produce irritation enough. Poland is gradu- ally edging itself into the territories and the interior troubles of Preussen; prefatory to greater operations that lie ahead there. " Second Period, of Fourteen years. So it had gone on, from bad to worse, till 1440 ; when the general population, through its Heads, the Landed Gentry and the Towns, wearied out with fiscal and other oppressions from its domineering Eitter- dom brought now to such a pinch, began everywhere to stir themselves into vocal complaint. Complaint emphatic enough : 'Where will you find a man that has not suffered injury in his rights, perhaps in his person ? Our friends they have in- vited as guests, and under show of hospitality have murdered them. Men, for the sake of their beautiful wives, have been thrown into the river like dogs,' — and enough of the like sort.^ No want of complaint, nor of complainants : Town of Thorn, Town of Dantzig, Kulm, all manner of Towns and Baronages, proceeded now to form a Bund, or general Covenant for com- plaining ; to repugn, in hotter and hotter form, against a domineering Eitterdom with back so broken ; in fine, to col- league with Poland, — what was most ominous of all. Baron- age, Burgherage, they were German mostly by blood, and by culture were wholly German ; but preferred Poland to a ^ Voigt, vii. 747 ; quoting evidently, not an express manifesto, but one manufactured by the old Chroniclers. 172 THE HOHENZOLLEEXS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1444. Teutsch Ritterclom of tliat nature. Nothing but brabblings, scufflings, objurgations j a great outbreak ripening itself. Teutsch Ritterdoui has to hire soldiers ; no money to pay them. It was in these sad years that the Teutsch Ritterdom, fallen moneyless, offered to pledge the Neumark to our Kur- fiirst; 1444, that operation was consummated.^ All this goes on, in hotter and hotter form, for ten years longer. ''Period Third begins, early in 1454, with an important special catastrophe; and ends, in the Thirteenth year after, with a still more important universal one of the same nature. Prussian ^W7ic?, or Anti-Oppression Covenant of the Towns and Landed Gentry, rising in temperature for fourteen years at this rate, reached at last the igniting point, and burst into fire. February 4th, 1454, the Town of Thorn, darling first-child of Teutsch Ritterdom, — child 223 years old at this time,^ and grown very big, and now very angry, — suddenly took its old parent by the throat, so to speak, and hurled him out to the dogs ; to the extraneous Polacks first of all. Town of Thorn, namely, sent that day its ' Letter of Renunciation ' to the Hochmeister over at Marienburg ; seized in a day or two more the Hochmeister's Ofl&cial Envoys, Dignitaries of the Order ; led them through the streets, amid universal storm of execra- tions, hootings and unclean projectiles, straight to jail ; and besieged the Hochmeister's Burg (Bastille of Thorn, with a few Ritters in it), all the artillery and all the throats and hearts of the place raging deliriously upon it. So that the poor Ritters, who had no chance in resisting, were in few days obliged to surrender ; ^ had to come out in bare jerkin ; and Thorn ignominiously dismissed them into space forevermore, — with actual 'kicks,' I have read in some Books, though ^ Paali, ii. 187, — does not name the sura. 2 " Founded 1231, as a wooden Burg, just across the river, on the Heathen side, mainly round the stem of an immense old Oak that grew handy there, — Seven Barges always on the river (Weichsel), to fly to our own side if quite over^vhelmed." Oak and Seven Barrjes is still the Town's-Arms of Thorn. See Kohler, Miinzbelustirjungen, xxii. 107 ; quoting Dusburg (a Priest of the Order) and his old Chronica TerrcR Pruscice, written in 1326. 3 8th February, 1454, says Voigt (viii. 361) ; 16th, says Kohler {Munzbelusti- gungen, xxii. 110). Chap. III. KUliFUltST FRIEDlilCH II. ITa 1455. others veil that sad feature. Thorn threw out its old parent in this manner ; swore fealty to the King of Poland ; and in- vited other Towns and Knightages to follow the example. To which all were willing, wherever able. " War hereupon, which blazed up over Preussen at large, — Prussian Covenant and King of Poland versus Teutsch Ritter- dom, — and lasted into the thirteenth year, before it could go out again ; out by lack of fuel mainly. One of the fellest wars on record, especially for burning and ruining; above ' 300,000 fighting-men ' are calculated to have perished in it ; and of towns, villages, farmsteads, a cipher which makes the fancy, as it were, black and ashy altogether. Eitterdom showed no lack of fighting energy ; but that could not save it, in the pass things were got to. Enormous lack of wisdom, of reality and human veracity, there had long been ; and the hour was now come. Finance went out, to the last coin. Large mercenary armies all along ; and in the end not the color of money to pay them with ; mercenaries became desperate ; ' be- sieged the Hochmeister and his Eitters in Marienburg ; ' — finally sold the Country they held; formally made it over to the King of Poland, to get their pay out of it. Hochmeister had to see such things, and say little. Peace, or extinction for want of fuel, came in the year 1466, Poland got to itself the whole of that fine German Country, henceforth called ' West Preussen' to distinguish it, which goes from the left bank of the Weichsel to the borders of Brandenburg and Neu- mark ; — would have got Neumark too, had not Kurf Urst Friedrich been there to save it. The Teutsch Order had to go across the Weichsel, ignominiously driven ; to content itself with 'East Preussen,' the Konigsberg-Memel country, and even to do homage to Poland for that. Which latter was the bitterest clause of all : but it could not be helped, more than the others. In this manner did its revolted children fling out Teutsch Eitterdom ignominiously to the dogs, to the Polacks, first of all, — Thorn, the eldest child, leading off or setting the example." And so the Teutsch Eitters are sunk beyond retrieval ; and West Preussen, called subsequently " Eoyal Preussen," not 174 TPiE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURa. Book III. 1455. having homage to pay as the " Ducal " or East Preussen had, is Grerman no longer, but Polish, Sclavic ; not prospering by the change.^ And all that fine German country, reduced to rebel against its unwise parent, was cut away by the Polish sword, and remained with Poland, which did not prove very wise either ; till — till, in the Year 1773, it was cut back by the German sword ! All readers have heard of the Partition of Poland : but of the Partition of Preussen, 307 years before, all have not heard. It was in the second year of that final tribulation, marked above as Period Third, that the Teutsch Eitters, famishing for money, completed the Neumark transaction with Kurfiirst Priedrich ; Neumark, already pawned to him ten years before, they in 1455, for a small farther sum, agreed to sell ; and he, long carefully steering towards such an issue, and dexterously keeping out of the main broil, failed not to buy. Friedrich could thenceforth, on his own score, protect the Neumarkj keep up an invisible but impenetrable wall between it and the neighboring anarchic conflagrations of thirteen years ; and the Neumark has ever since remained with Brandenburg, its origi» nal owner. As to Friedrich's Pomeranian quarrel, this is the figure of it. Here is a scene from Eentsch, which falls out in Pried- rich's time ; and which brought much battling and broiling to him and his. Symbolical withal of much that befell in Bran' denburg, from first to last. Under the HohenzoUerns as before, Brandenburg grew by aggregation, by assimilation ; and we see here how difficult the process often was. Pommern (Pomerania), long Wendish, but peaceably so since the time of Albert the Bear, and growing ever more German, had, in good part, according to Priedrich's notion, if there were force in human Treaties and Imperial Laws, fallen fairly to Brandenburg, — that is to say, the half of it, Stettin-Pommern 1 What Thorn had sunk to, out of its palmy state, see in Nanke's Wan- derungen durch Preussen (Hamburg & Altona, 1800), ii. 177-200 : — a pleasant little Book, treating mainly of Natural History ; but drawing you, by its inn which greatly confused the nerves of Friedrich ; much injured his hearing, and even his memory thenceforth. In a few months afterwards he resigned, in favor of his Successor ; re- tired to Plassenburg, and there died in about a year mora 1 14th November, 1464, 2 Michaelis, i. 303. Chat. IV. KURFURST ALBERT ACHILLES. 177 1471. CHAPTER IV. KUEFURST ALBERT ACHILLES, AND HIS SUCCESSOR. Neither Friedrich nor Joliann left other than daughters : so that the united Heritage, Brandenburg and Culmbach both, came now to the third Brother, Albert ; who has been in Culm- bach these many years already. A tall, fiery, tough old gen- tleman, of formidable talent for fighting, who was called the " Achilles of Germany " in his day j being then a very blazing far-seen character, dim as he has now grown.'' This Albert Achilles was the Third Elector ; Ancestor he of all the Bran- denburg and Culmbach Hohenzollern Princes that have since figured in the world. After him there is no break or shift in the succession, down to the little Friedrich now born ; — Friedrich the old Grandfather, First King, was the Twelfth Kurfilrst. We have to say, they followed generally in their Ancestors' steps, and had success of the like kind, more or less ; Hohen- zollerns all of them, by character and behavior as well as by descent. No lack of quiet energy, of thrift, sound sense. There was likewise solid fair-play in general, no founding of yourself on ground that will not carry; — and there was in- stant, gentle but inexorable, crushing of mutiny, if it showed itself ; which, after the Second Elector, or at most the Third, it had altogether ceased to do. Young Friedrich II., upon Avhom those Berlin Burghers had tried to close their gates, till he should sign some '^Capitulation" to their mind, got from them, and not quite in ill-humor, that name Ironteeth : — " Not the least a Nose-of-wax, this one ! No use trying here, then ! " — which, with the humor attached to it, is itself symbol- ical of Friedrich and these Hohenzollern Sovereigns. Albert, his Brother, had plenty of fighting in his time : but it was in 1 Bom 1414 ; Kurfiirst, 1471-1486. 178 THE HOHEXZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book lU. 1471. the Nuinberg and other distant regions ; no fighting, or hardly any, needed in Brandenburg henceforth. With Nurnberg, and the Ex-Burggrafship there, now when a new generation began to tug at the loose clauses of that Bar- gain with Friedrich I., and all Free-Towns were going high upon their privileges, Albert had at one time much trouble, and at length actual furious War ; — other Free-Towns counte- nancing and assisting Kurnberg in the affair ; numerous petty Trinces, feudal Lords of the vicinity, doing the like by Albert. Twenty years ago, all this ; and it did not last, so fuiious was it. "Eight victories," they count on Albert's part, — furious successful skirmishes, call them ; — in one of which, I remember, Albert plunged in alone, his Eitters being rather shy ; and laid about him hugely, hanging by a standard he had taken, till his life was nearly beaten out.^ Eight victories ; and also one defeat, wherein Albert got captured, and had to ransom himself. The captor was one Kunz of Kauffungen, the Isurnberg hired General at the time : a man known to some readers for his Stealing of the Saxon Princes (Prinzen- raub, they call it) ; a feat which cost Kunz his head.^ Albert, however, prevailed in the end, as he was apt to do ; and got his aSTurnbergers fixed to clauses satisfactory to him. In his early days he had fought against Poles, Bohemians and others, as Imperial general. He was much concerned, all along, in those abstruse armed-litigations of the Austrian House with its dependencies ; and diligently helped the Kaiser, — Friedrich III., rather a weakish, but an eager and greedy Kaiser, — through most of them. That inextricable Hungarian-Bohemian-Polish Donnyhrook (so we may call it) which Austria had on hand, one of Sigismund's bequests to Austria ; distressingly tumultuous Donnybrook, which goes from 1440 to 1471, fighting in a fierce confused manner ; — the Anti-Turk Hunniades, the Anti-Austrian Corvinus, the royal Majesties George Podiebrad, Ladislaus Posthumus, Lud- wig Ohne Haut (Ludwig No-Skin), and other Ludwigs, Ladis- lauses and Vladislauses, striking and getting struck at such a 1 1449 (Rentsch, p. 399). 2 Carlyle's Miscellanies (London, 1869), vi. § Prinzenraub. Chap. IV. KURFUKST ALBERT ACHILLES. 1T9 1481. rate : — Albert was generally what we may call chief-constable in all that ; giving a knock here and then one there, in the Kaiser's name.^ Almost from boyhood, he had learned soldier- ing, which he had never afterwards leisure to forget. Great store of fighting he had, — say half a century of it, off and on, during the seventy and odd years he lasted in this world. With the Donnybrook we spoke of; with the Niirnbergers; with the Dukes of Bavaria (endless bickerings with these Dukes, LudAvig Beardy, Ludwig Superbus, Ludw4g Gibbosus or Hunchback, against them and about them, on his own and the Kaiser's score) ; also with the French, already clutching at Lorraine ; also with Charles the Rash of Burgundy ; — lastly with the Bishop of Bamberg, who got him excommunicated and would not bury the dead. Kurf iirst Albert's Letter on this last emergency, to his Vice- gerent in Culmbach, is a famed Piece still extant (date 1481) ;^ and his plan in such emergency, is a simple and likely one ; *'' Carry the dead bodies to the Parson's house ; let him see whether he will not bury them by and by ! — One must fence off the Devil by the Holy Cross," says Albert, — appeal to Heaven with what honest mother-wit Heaven has vouchsafed one, means Albert. " These fellows " (the Priests), continues he, " would fain have the temporal sword as well as the spiritual. Had God wished there should be only one sword, he could have contrived that as well as the two. He surely did not want for intellect (Er war gar ein weiser Mann)," — want of intellect it clearly was not ! — In short, they had to bury the dead, and do reason ; and Albert hustled himself well clear of this broil, as he had done of many. Battle enough, poor man, with steel and other weapons : — and we see he did it with sharp insight, good forecast ; now and then in a wildly leonine or aquiline manner. A tall hook- nosed man, of lean, sharp, rather taciturn aspect ; nose and look are very aquiline ; and there is a cloudy sorrow in those old eyes, which seems capable of sudden effulgence to a 1 Hormayr, ii. 138, 140 (§ Eunyady Corvin); Eentsch, pp. 389-422; Mi chaelis, i. 304-313. a Rentsch, p. 409. 180 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book in. I486. dangerous extent. He was a considerable diplomatist too : very great with the Kaiser, Old Friedrich III. (Max's father, Charles V.'s Great-Grandfather) ; ^ and managed many things for him. Managed to get the thrice-lovely Heiress of the Netherlands and Burgundy, Daughter of that Charles the Kash, with her Seventeen Provinces, for Max,^ — who was thought thereupon by everybody to be the luckiest man alive ; though the issue contradicted it before long. Kurfurst Albert died in 1486, March 11, aged seventy-two. It was some months after Bosworth Fight, where our Crooked Hichard got his quietus here in England and brought the Wars of the Eoses to their finale : — a little chubby Boy, the son of poor parents at Eisleben in Saxony, Martin Luther the name of him, was looking into this abtruse Universe, with those strange eyes of his, in what rough woollen or linsey-woolsey short-clothes we do not know.' Albert's funeral was very grand ; the Kaiser himself, and all the Magnates of the Diet and Eeich attending him from Frankfurt to his last resting-place, many miles of road. For he died at the Diet, in Frankfurt-on-Mayn ; having fallen ill there while busy, — perhaps too busy for that age, in the harsh spring weather, — electing Prince Maximilian (" lucky Max," who will be Kaiser too before long, and is already deep in ill- luck, tragical and other to be King of the Romans. The old Kaiser had '^ looked in on him at Onolzbach " (Anspach), and brought him along ; such a man could not be wanting on such an occasion. A man who " perhaps did more for the German Empire than for the Electorate of Brandenburg," hint some. The Kaiser himself, Friedrich III., was now get- ting old ; anxious to see Max secure, and to set his house in order. A somewhat anxious, croaky, close-fisted, ineffectual old 1 How admirable Albert is, not to say "almost divine," to the Kaiser's then Secretary, oily-mouthed ^^neas Sylvius, afterwards Pope, Rentsch can testify (pp. 401, 586); quoting ^Eneas's eulogies and gossipries (Historia Rerum Frpderici Imperatoris, I conclude, though no book is named). Oily diligent iEneas, in his own young years and in Albert's prime, had of course Been much of this "miracle "of Arms and Art, — "miracle" and "almost divine," so to speak. 2 1477. 3 Born 10th November, 1483. Chap. IV. KURFURST ALBERT ACHILLES. 181 1499. Kaiser ; ^ distinguished by his luck in getting Max so provided for, and bringing the Seventeen Provinces of the Netherlands to his House. He is the first of the Hapsburg Kaisers who had what has since been called the " Austrian lip " — protrusive under-jaw, with heavy lip disinclined to shut. He got it from his Mother, and bequeathed it in a marked manner ; his pos- terity to this day bearing traces of it. Mother's name was Cimburgis, a Polish Princess, " Duke of Masovia's daughter ; " a lady who had something of the Maultasche in her, in char« acter as well as mouth. — In old Albert, the poor old Kaiser has lost his right hand ; and no doubt muses sadly as he rides in the funeral procession, Albert is buried at Heilsbronn in Frankenland, among his Ancestors, — burial in Brandenburg not yet common for these new Kurfiirsts : — his skull, in an after-time, used to be shown there, laid on the lid of the tomb ; skull marvellous for strength, and for " having no visible sutures," says Kentsch. Pious Brandenburg Officiality at length put an end to that profanation, and restored the skull to its place, — marvellous enough, with what had once dwelt in it, whether it had sutures or not. Johann the Cicero is Fourth Kurfiirst, and leaves Two notable /Sons. Albert's eldest Son, the Fourth Kurfiirst, was Johannes Cicero (1486-1499) : Johannes was his natural name, to which the epithet " Cicero of Germany (Cicero Germanice) " was added by an admiring public. He had commonly adminis- tered the Electorate during his Father's absences ; and done it with credit to himself. He was an active man, nowise deficient as a Governor ; creditably severe on highway rob- bers, for one thing, — destroys you " fifteen baronial robber- towers " at a stroke ; was also concerned in the Hungarian- Bohemian Donnyhrook, and did that also well. But nothing struck a discerning public like the talent he had for speak- 1 See Kohler (MUnzbelustigmgen, vi. 393-401 ; ii. 89-96, &c.) for a vivid account of him. 182 THE HOHENZOLLEilNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1499. ing. Spoke " four hours at a stretch in Kaiser Max's Diets, in elegantly flowing Latin ; " with a fair share of meaning, too ; — and had bursts of parliamentary eloquence in him that were astonishing to hear. A tall, square-headed man, of erect, cheerfully composed aspect, head flung rather back if anything : his bursts of parliamentary eloquence, once glorious as the day, procured him the name ^' Johannes Cicero ; " and that is what remains of them : for they are sunk now, irre- trievable he and they, into the belly of eternal Night; the final resting-place, I do perceive, of much Ciceronian ware in this world. Apparently he had, like some of his Descendants, what would now be called " distinguished literary talents," — insignificant to mankind and us. I find he was likewise called der Grosse, " John the Great ; " but on investigation it proves to be mere " John the Big,^' a name coming from his tall stature and ultimate fatness of body. For the rest, he left his family well off, connected with high Potentates all around ; and had increased his store, to a fair degree, in his time. Besides his eldest Son who followed as Elector, by name Joachim I., a burly gentleman of whom much is written in Books, he left a second Son, Archbishop of Magdeburg, who in time became Archbishop of Mainz and Cardinal of Holy Church,^ — and by accident got to be for- ever memorable in Church-History, as we shall see anon. Archbishop of Mainz means withal Kur-Mainz, Elector of Mainz ; who is Chief of the Seven Electors, and as it were their President or " Speaker." Albert was the name of this one ; his elder Brother, the then Kur-Brandenburg, was called Joachim. Cardinal Albert Kur-Mainz, like his brother Joa- chim Kur-Brandenburg, figures much, and blazes widely abroad, in the busy reign of Karl V., and the inextricable Lutheran-Papal, Turk-Christian business it had. 1 Ulrich von Ilutten's graud " Panegyric " upon this Albert on his first Entrance into Mainz (9th October, 1514), — "entrance with a retinue of 2,000 horse, mainly furnished by the Brandenburg and Culmbach kindred," say the old Books, — is in Ulrichi ah UuUen Equitis Germani Opera (Mimch's edition; Berlin, 1821), i. 276-310. Chap. IV. KURFURST ALBERT ACHILLES. 183 1516. But the notable point in this Albert of Mainz was that of Leo X. and the Indulgences.^ Pope Leo had permitted Albert to retain his Ai'chbishopric of Magdeburg and other dignities along with that of Mainz ; which was an unusual favor, liut the Pope expected to be paid for it, — to have 30,000 ducats (£15,000), almost a King's ransom at that time, for the " Pal- lium " to Mainz ; FaUium, or little Bit of woollen Cloth, on sale by the Pope, without which Mainz could not he held. Albert, with all his dignities, was dreadfully short of money at the time. Chapter of Mainz could or would do little or nothing, having been drained lately ; Magdeburg, Halberstadt, the like. Albert tried various shifts ; tried a little stroke of trade in relics, — gathered in the Mainz district " some hundreds of fractional sacred bones, and three whole bodies," which he sent to Halle for pious purchase ; — but nothing came of this branch. The £15,000 remained unpaid ; and Pope Leo, building St. Peter's, '' furnishing a sister's toilet," and doing worse things, was in extreme need of it. What is to be done ? "I could borrow the money from the Puggers of Augsburg," said the Arch- bishop hesitatingly ; " but then — ? " — "I could help you to repay it!" said his Holiness: "Could repay the half of it, — if only we had (but they always make such clamor about these things) an Indulgence published in Germany ! " — " Well ; it must be ! " answered Albert at last, agreeing to take the clamor on himself, and to do the feat ; being at his wits'-end for money. He draws out his Full-Power, which, as first Spiritual Kurfiirst, he has the privilege to do ; nominates (1516) one Tetzel for Chief Salesman, a Priest whose hardness of face, and shiftiness of head and hand, were known to him ; and — here is one Hohenzollern that has a place in History ! Poor man, it was by accident, and from extreme tightness for money. He was by no means a violent Churchman ; he had himself inclinations towards Luther, even of a practical sort, as the thing went on. But there was no help for it. Cardinal Albert, Kur-Mainz, shows himself a copious dex- terous public speaker at the Diets and elsewhere in those times ; a man intent on avoiding violent methods ; — uncom- 1 Pauli, V. 496-499 ; Reutsch, p. 869. 184 THE HOHENZOLLEKNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1516-1552. fortably fat in his later years, to judge by the Portraits. Kur- Brandenbui'g, Kur-Mainz (the younger now officially even greater than the elder), these names are perpetually turning up in the German Histories of that Reformation-Period; absent on no great occasion ; and they at length, from amid the meaningless bead-roll of Names, wearisomely met with in such Books, emerge into Persons for us as above. CHAPTER y. OF THE BAIREUTH-ANSPACH BRANCH. Albert Achilles the Third Elector had, before his acces- sion, been Margraf of Anspach, and since his Brother the Alchemist's death, Margraf of Baireuth too, or of the whole Principality, — " Margraf of Culmbach " we will call it, for brevity's sake, though the bewildering old Books have not steadily any name for it.^ After his accession, Albert Achil- les naturally held both Electorate and Principality during the rest of his life. Which was an extremely rare predica- ment for the two Countries, the big and the little. No other Elector held them both, for nearly a hundred years ; nor then, except as it were for a moment. The two countries, Electorate and Principality, Hohenzollern both, and constituting what the HohenzoUerns had in this world, con- tinued intimately connected ; with affinity and clientship care- fully kept up, and the lesser standing always under the express 1 A certain subaltern of this express title, " Margraf of Culmbach " (a Cadet, with some temporary apanage there, who was once in the service of him they call the Winter-King, and may again be transiently heard of by us here), is the altogether Mysterious Personage who prints himself " Marquis de Lulenbach" in Bromley's Collection of Royal Letters (London, 1787), pp. 52, &,c. : — one of the most curious Books on the Thirty- Years War ; "edited" with a composed stupidity, and cheerful infinitude of ignorance, which still farther distinguish it. The Bromley Originals, well worth a real editing, turn out, on inquiry, to have been "sold as Autographs, and dispersed be- yond recovery, about fifty years ago." Chap. V. OF THE BAmEUTlI-ANSPACH BRANCH. 185 1516-1552. protection and as it were couslnshi}) of the greater. But they had their separate Princes, Lines of Princes ; and they only twice, in the time of these Twelve Electors, came even tem- porarily under the same head. And as to ultimate union, Brandenburg-Baireuth and Brandenburg-Anspaoh were not incorporated with Brandenburg-Proper, and its new fortunes, till almost our own day, namely in 1791 ; nor then either to continue ; having fallen to Bavaria, in the grand Congress of Vienna, within the next five-and-twenty years. All which, with the complexities and perplexities resulting from it here, we must, in some brief way, endeavor to elucidate for the reader. Two Lines in Culmhaeh or Baireutli-Anspach : The Gera Bond of 1598. Culmbach the Elector left, at his death, to his Second Son, — properly to two sons, but one of them soon died, and the other became sole possessor ; — Friedrich by name ; who, as founder of the Elder Line of Brandenburg-Culmbach Princes, must not be forgotten by us. Founder of the First or Elder Line, for there are two Lines ; this of Friedrich's having gone out in about a hundred years ; and the Anspach-Baireuth ter- ritories having fallen home again to Brandenburg ; — where, however, they continued only during the then KurfUrst's life. Johann George (1525-1598), Seventh KurfUrst, was he to whom Brandenburg-Culmbach fell home, — nay, strictly speak- ing, it was but the sure prospect of it that fell home, the thing itself did not quite fall in his time, though the disposal of it did,^ — to be conjoined again with Brandenburg-Proper. Con- joined for the short potential remainder of his own life ; and then to be disposed of as an apanage again ; — which latter operation, as Johann George had three-and-twenty children, could be no difficult one. Johann George, accordingly (Year 1598), split the Terri- tory in two; Brandenburg-Baireuth was for his second son, Brandenburg- Anspach for his third : hereby again were two new progenitors of Culmbach Princes introduced, and a New 1 " Disposal," 1598 ; thing itself, 1603, in his Son's time. 186 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BEANDENBURG. Book III. 1516-1552. Line, Second or " Younger Line " they call it (Line mostly split in two, as heretofore) ; which — after complex adven- tiires in its split condition, Baireuth under one head, Anspach under another — continues active down to our little Fritz's time and farther. As will become but too apparent to us in the course of this History ! — From of old these Territories had been frequently divided : each has its own little capital, Town of Anspach, Town of Baii-euth,^ suitable for such arrangement. Frequently di- vided ; though always under the closest cousinship, and ready for reuniting, if possible. Generally under the Elder Line too, under Friedrich's posterity, which was rather numerous and often in need of apanages, they had been in separate hands. But the understood practice was not to divide farther ; Baireuth by itself, Anspach by itself (or still luckier if one hand could get hold of both), — and especially Brandenburg by itself, iincut by any apanage : this, I observe, was the re- ceived practice. But Johann George, wise Kurfiirst as he was, wished now to make it surer ; and did so by a famed Deed, called the Gera Bond {Geraische Vertrag), dated 1598,'^ the last year of Johann George's life. Hereby, in a Family Conclave held at that Gera, a little town in Thiiringen, it was settled and indissolubly fixed, That their Electorate, unlike all others in Germany, shall continue indivisible ; Law of Primogeniture, here if nowhere else, is to be in full force ; and only the Culmbach Territory (if other- wise unoccupied) can be split off for younger sons. Culmbach can be split off; and this again withal can be split, if need be, into two (Baireuth and Anspach) ; but not in any case farther. Which Household-Law was strictly obeyed hence- forth. Date of it 1598 ; principal author, Johann George, Seventh Elector. This "Gera Bond" the reader can note for himself as an excellent piece of Hohenzollern thrift, and important in the Brandenburg annals. On the whole, Bran- denburg keeps continually growing under these Twelve Hohenzollerns, we perceive ; slower or faster, just as the 1 Populations about the same ; 16,000 to 1 7,000 in our time. * Michaelis, i. 345. Chap. V. OF THE BAmEUTH-ANSPAClI BRANCH. 187 1516-1552. Buiggrafdom had done, and by similar methods. A lucky- outlay of money (as in the ease of Friedrich Ironteeth in the Neumark) brings them one Province, lucky inheritance an- other : good management is always there, which is the mother of good luck. And so there goes on again, from Johann George down- wards, a new stream of Culmbach Princes, called the Younger or IS ew Line, — properly two contemporary Lines, of Bai- reuthers and Anspachers ; — always in close affinity to Bran- denburg, and with ultimate reversion to Brandenburg, should both Lines fail ; but with mutual inheritance if only one. They had intricate fortunes, service in foreign armies, much wandering about, sometimes considerable scarcity of cash : but, for a hundred and fifty years to come, neither Line by any means failed, — rather the contrary, in fact. Of this latter or New Culmbach Line, or split Line, espe- cially of the Baireuth part of it, our little Wilhelmina, little Fritz's Sister, who became Margravine there, has given all the world notice. From the Anspach part of it (at that time in sore scarcity of cash) came Queen Caroline, famed in our George the Second's time.^ From it too came an unmomentous Margraf, who married a little Sister of \M1- helmina's and Fritz's ; of whom we shall hear. There is lastly a still more unmomentous Margraf, only son of said Unmomentous and his said Spouse ; who again combined the two Territories, Baireuth having failed of heirs ; and who, himself without heirs, and with a frail Lady Craven as Mar- gravine, — died at Hammersmith, close by us, in 1806 ; and so ended the troublesome affair. He had already, in 1791, sold off to Prussia all temporary claims of his ; and let Prussia have the Heritage at once without waiting farther. Prussia, as we noticed, did not keep it long ; and it is now part of the Bavarian Dominion ; — for the sake of editors and readers, long may it so continue ! Of this Younger Line, intrinsically rather insignificant to mankind, we shall have enough to write in time and place : we must at present direct our attention to the Elder Line. 1 See a Synoptic Diagram of these Genealogies, infra, p. 388a. 188 THE HOHENZOLLEKNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book ni. 151tJ-1552,. The Elder Line of Culmhacli : Friedrieh and his Three notable Sons there. Kurfiirst Albert Achilles's second son, Eriedrich (1460- 1536)/ the founder of the Elder Culmbach Line, ruled his country well for certain years, and was " a man famed for strength of body and mind ; " but claims little notice from us, except for the sons he had. A quiet, commendable, honorable man, — with a certain pathetic dignity, visible even in the eclipsed state he sank into. Poor old gentleman, after grand enough feats in war and peace, he fell melancholy, fell imbe- cile, blind, soon after middle life ; and continued so for twenty years, till he died. During which dark state, say the old Books, it was a pleasure to see with what attention his Sons treated him, and how reverently the eldest always led him out to dinner.^ They live and dine at that high Castle of Plassen- burg, where old Friedrieh can behold the Eed or White Mayn no more. Alas, alas, Plassenburg is now a Correction- House, where male and female scoundrels do beating of hemp ; and pious Friedrieh, like eloquent Johann, has become a forgotten object. He was of the German Keichs-Array, who marched to the iSTetherlands to deliver Max from durance ; Max, the King of the Romans, whom, for all his luck, the mutinous Flemings had put under lock-and-key at one time.^ That is his one feat memorable to me at present. He was Johann Cicero's _0a(/-brother, child by a second wife. Like his Uncle Kurfiirst Friedrieh II., he had married a Polish Princess ; the sharp Achilles having perhaps an eye to crowns in that direction, during that Hungarian-Bohemian- Polish Donnybrook. But if so, there again came nothing of a crown with it ; though it was not without its good results for Friedrich's children by and by. He had eight Sons that reached manhood ; five or six of whom came to something considerable in the world, and Three 1 Eentsch, pp. 593-602. 2 Jb. p. 612. 3 1482 (Pauli, ii. 389) : his beautiful young Wife, " thrown from her horse," had perished in a thrice-tragic way, short while before; and the Seventeen Provinces were unruly under the guardianship of Max. CHAP. V. OF THE BAIREUTH-ANSPACH BRANCH. 189 1527. are memorable down to this day. One of his daughters he married to the l)uke of Liegnitz in Silesia ; which is among the first links I notice of a connection that grew strong with that sovereign Duchy, and is worth remarking by my readers here. Of the Three notable Sons it is necessary that we say something. Casimir, George, Albert are the names of these Three. Casimir, the eldest,^ whose share of heritage is Baireuth, was originally intended for the Church ; but inclining rather to secular and military things, or his prospects of promotion altering, he early quitted that ; and took vigorously to the career of arms and business. A truculent-looking Herr, with thoughtful eyes, and hanging under-lip : — hat of enviable softness ; loose disk of felt flung carelessly on, almost like a nightcap artificially extended, so admirably soft ; — and the look of the man Casimir, between his cataract of black beard and this semi-nightcap, is carelessly truculent. He had much fighting with the ISTiirnbergers and others ; laid it right terribly on, in the way of strokes, when needful. He was especially truculent upon the Revolt of Peasants in their Bauernkrieg (1525). Them in their wildest rage he fronted ; he, that others might rally to him : " Unhappy mortals, will you shake the world to pieces, then, because you have much to complain of ? " and hanged the ringleaders of them literally by the dozen, when quelled and captured. A severe, rather truculent Herr. His brother George, who had Anspach for heritage, and a right to half those prisoners, admonished and forgave his half; and pleaded hard with Casimir for mercy to the others, in a fine Letter still extant ; ^ which produced no effect on Casimir. For the dog's sake, and for all sakes, " let not the dog learn to eat leather " (of which his indispensable leashes and muzzles are made) ! That was a proverb often heard on the occasion, in Luther's mouth among the rest. Casimir died in 1527, age then towards fifty. For the last dozen years or so, when the Father's malady became hopeless, he had governed Culmbach, both parts of it ; the Anspach 1 1481-1527. 2 In Rgntsch, p. 627. 9.9 Vol. 1 190 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book in. 1524. part, which belonged to his next brother George, going natu- rally, in almost all things, along with Baireuth ; and George, who was commonly absent, not interfering, except on impor- tant occasions. Casimir left one little Boy, age then only six, name Albert ; to whom George, henceforth practical sovereign of Culmbach, as his Brother had been, was appointed Guardian. This youth, very full of lire, wildfire too much of it, exploded di-eadfully on Germany by and by (Albert Alcihiades the name they gave him) ; nay, towards the end of his nonage, he had been rather sputtery upon his Uncle, the excellent Guardian who had charge of him. Friedrich^s Second Son, Margraf George of Anspach. Uncle George of Anspach, Casimir's next Brother, had always been of a peaceabler disposition than Casimir ; not indeed without heat of temper, and sufficient vivacity of every kind. As a youth, he had aided Kaiser Max in two of his petty wars ; but was always rather given " to reading Latin," to Learning, and ingenious pursuits. His Polish Mother, who, we perceive, had given " Casimir " his name, proved much more important to George. At an early age he went to his Uncle Vladislaus, King of Hungary and Bohemia : for — Alas, after all, we shall have to cast a glance into that un- beautiful Hungarian-Bohemian scramble, comparable to an "Irish Donnybrook," where Albert Achilles long walked as Chief-Constable. It behooves us, after all, to point out some of the tallest heads in it ; and whitherward, bludgeon in hand, they seem to be swaying and struggling. — Courage, patient reader ! George, then, at an early age went to his Uncle Vladislaus, King of Hungary and Bohemia : for George's Mother, as we know, was of royal kin ; daughter of the Polish King, Casi- mir IV. (late mauler of the Teutsch Bitters) ; which circum- stance had results for George and us. Daughter of Casimir IV. the Lady was ; and therefore of the Jagellon blood by her father, which amounts to little ; but by her mother she was Grand-daughter of that Kaiser Albert II. who "got Three Crowns in one year, and died the next ; " whose posterity have Chap. V. OF THE BAIEEUTII-ANSPACH BRANCH. 191 1516-1552. ever since, — up to the lips in trouble with their confused competitive accompaniments, Hunniades, Corvinus, George Podiebrad and others, not to speak of dragon Turks coiling ever closer round you on the frontier, — been Kings of Hun- gary and Bohemia ; tivo of the crowns (the heritable two) which were got by Kaiser Albert in that memorable year. He got them, as the reader may remember, by having the daughter of Kaiser Sigismund to wife, — Sigismund Super-Grammaticam, whom we left standing, red as a liamingo, in the market-place of Constance a hundred years ago. Thus Time rolls on in its many-colored manner, edacious and feracious. It is in this way that George's Uncle, Vladislaus, Albert's daughter's son, is now King of Hungary and Bohemia : the last King Vladislaus they had; and the last King but one, of any kind, as we shall see anon. Vladislaus was heir of Poland too, could he have managed to get it ; but he gave up that to his brother, to various younger brothers in succession ; having his hands full with the Hungarian and Bohemian difficulty. He was very fond of Nephew George ; well recog- nizing the ingenuous, wise and loyal nature of the young man. He appointed George tutor of his poor son Ludwig ; whom ne left at the early age of ten, in an evil world, and evil position there. "Born without Skin," they say, that is, born in the seventh month; — called Ludwig Ohne Haut (Ludwig iVb-Skin), on that account. Born certainly, I can perceive, rather thin of skin; and he would have needed one of a rhinoceros thickness ! George did his function honestly, and with success : Ludwig grew up a gallant, airy, brisk young King, in spite of difficul- ties, constitutional and other ; got a Sister of the great Kaiser Karl V. to wife ; — determined (a.d. 1526) to have a stroke at the Turk dragon ; which was coiling round his frontier, and spitting fire at an intolerable rate. Ludwig, a fine young man of twenty, marched away with much Hungarian chivalry, right for the Turk (Summer 1526) ; George meanwhile going busily to Bohemia, and there with all his strength levying troops for reinforcement. Ludwig fought and fenced, for some time, with the Tu-i-k outskirts ; came at last to a furious 192 THE HOHENZOLLEKNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III, 1516-1552. general battle with the Turk (29th August, 1526), at a place called Mohacz, far east in the flats of the Lower Donau ; and was there tragically beaten and ended. Seeing the Battle gone, and his chivalry all in flight, Ludwig too had to fly ; galloping for life, he came upon bog which proved bottom- less, as good as bottomless ; and Ludwig, horse and man, vanished in it straightway from this world. Hapless young man, like a flash of lightning suddenly going down there — and the Hungarian Sovereignty along with him. For Hun- gary is part of Austria ever since; halving, with Bohemia, fallen to Karl V.'s Brother Ferdinand, as now the nearest con- venient heir of Albert with his Three Crowns. Up to the lips in difficulties to this day ! — George meanwhile, with finely appointed reinforcements, was in full march to join Ludwig ; but the sad news of Mohacz met him : he withdrew, as soon as might be, to his own territory, and quitted Hungarian politics. This, I think, was George's third and last trial of war. He by no means delighted in that art, or had cultivated it like Casimir and some of his brothers. — George by this time had considerable property ; part of it important to the readers of this History. Anspach we already know ; but the Duchy of Jagerndorf, — that and its pleasant valleys, fine hunting-grounds and larch-clad heights, among the Giant Mountains of Silesia, — that is to us the memora- ble territory. George got it in this manner : — Some ten or fifteen years ago, the late King Vladislaus, our Uncle of blessed memory, loving George, and not having royal moneys at command, permitted him to redeem with his own cash certain Hungarian Domains, pledged at a ruinously cheap rate, but unredeemable by Vladislaus. George did so ; years ago, guess ten or fifteen. George did not like the Hun- garian Domains, with their Turk and other inconveniences ; he proposed to exchange them with King Vladislaus for the Bohemian-Silesian Duchy of Jagerndorf ; which had just then, by failure of heirs, lapsed to the King. This also Vladislaus, the beneficent cashless Uncle, liking George more and more, Chap. V. OF THE BAIKEUTII-ANSPACH BRANCH. 193 1616-1552. permitted to be done. And done it was ; I see not in what year ; only that the ultimate investiture (done, this part of the affair, by Ludwig Ohne Ilaut, and duly sanctioned by the Kaiser) dates 1524, two years before the fatal Mohacz busi- ness. From the time of this purchase, and especially till Brother Casimir's death, which happened in 1527, George resided oftener at Jiigerndorf than at Anspach. Anspach, by the side of Baireuth, needed no management ; and in Jiigerndorf much probably required the hand of a good Governor to put it straight again. The Castle of Jiigerndorf, which towers up there in a rather grand manner to this day, George built : " the old Castle of the Schellenbergs " (extinct predecessor Line) now gone to ruins, " stands on a Hill with larches on it, some miles off." Margraf George was much esteemed as Duke of Jiigerndorf. What his actions in that region were, I know not ; but it seems he was so well thought of in Sile- sia, two smaller neighboring Potentates, the Duke of Oppeln and the Duke of Ratibor, who had no heirs of their body, bequeathed, with the Kaiser's assent, these towns and territo- ries to George:^ — in mere love to their subjects (Eentsch intimates), that poor men might be governed by a wise good Duke, in the time coming. The Kaiser would have got the Duchies otherwise. Nay the Kaiser, in spite of his preliminary assent, proved extortionate to George in this matter ; and exacted heavy sums for the actual possession of Oppeln and Ratibor. George, going so zealously ahead in Protestant affairs, grew less and less a favorite with Kaisers. But so, at any rate, on peace- able unquestionable grounds, grounds valid as Imperial Law and ready money, George is at last Lord of these two little Countries, in the plain of South-Silesia, as of Jiigerndorf among the Mountains hard by. George has and holds the Duchy of Jiigerndorf, with these appendages (Jagerndorf since 1524, Eatibor and Oppeln since some years later) j and lives con- 1 Rentsch, pp. 623, 127-131. Kaiser is Ferdinand, Karl V.'s Brother, — as yet only King of Bohemia and Hungary, hut supreme in regard to such points. His assent is dabed " 17th June, 1531 " in Rentsch. 194 THE HOHEXZOLLERNS.INw BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1516-1552. stantly, or at the due intervals, in his own strong Mountain- Castle of Jjigerndorf there, — we have no doubt, to the marked benefit of good men in those parts. Hereby has Jagerndorf joined itself to the Brandenburg' Territories : and the reader can note the circumstance^ for it will prove memo- rable one day. In the business of the Reformation, Margraf George was very noble. A simple-hearted, truth-loving, modestly valiant man ; rising unconsciously, in that great element, into the heroic figure. '' George the Pious (der Fromme),^^ " George the Confessor (Bekenner),''^ were the names he got from his country- men. Once this business had become practical, George inter- fered a little more in the Culmbach Government ; his brother Casimir, who likewise had Reformation tendencies, rather hanging back in comparison to George. In 1525 the Town-populations, in the Culmbach region, big Nurnberg in the van, had gone quite ahead in the new Doc- trine ; and were becoming irrej^ressibly impatient to clear out the old mendacities, and have the Gospel preached freely to them. This was a questionable step ; feasible perhaps for a great Elector of Saxony ; — but for a Margraf of Anspach ? George had come home from Jagerndorf, some three hundred miles away, to look into it for himself ; found it, what with darkness all round, what with precipices menacing on both hands, and zealous, inconsiderate Town-populations threaten- ing to take the bit between their teeth, a frightfully intri- cate thing. George mounted his horse, one day this year, day not dated farther, and " with only six 'attendants " privately rode off, another two hundred miles, a good three days' ride, to Wittenberg; and alighted at Dr. Martinus Lutherus's door.^ A notable passage ; worth thinking of. But such visits of high Princes, to that poor house of the Doctor's, were not then uncommon. Luther cleared the doubts of George ; George re- turned with a resolution taken ; " Aliead then, ye poor Voigt- land Gospel populations ! I must lead you, we must on ! " — And perils enough there proved to be, and precipices on each 1 Rentsch, p. 625. Chap. V. OF THE BAmEUTH-ANSPACH BRANCH. 195 15th June, 1530. hand : Baueimkrieg, that is to say Peasants'-War, Anabaptistry and Red-Republic, on the one hand ; Reichs-Ackt, Ban of Em- pire, on the otlier. But George, eagerly, solemnly attentive, with ever new light rising on him, dealt with the perils as they came ; and went steadily on, in a simple, highly manful and courageous manner. He did not live to see the actual Wars that followed on Luther's preaching: — he was of the same age with Luther, born few months later, and died two years before Luther ; ^ — but in all the intermediate principal transactions George is conspicuously present ; " George of Brandenburg," as the Books call him, or simply " Margraf George." , At the Diet of Augsburg (1530), and the signing of the Augsburg Confession there, he was sure to be. He rode thither with his Anspach Knightage about him, '•' four hundred cava- liers," — Seckendorfs, Huttens, Flanses and other known kin- dreds, recognizable among the lists ; ^ — and spoke there, not bursts of parliamentary eloquence, but things that had mean- ing in them. One speech of his, not in the Diet, but in the Kaiser's Lodging (loth June, 1530 ; no doubt, in Anton Fug- ger's house, where the Kaiser *' lodged for year and day " this time but loithout the '• fires of cinnamon " they talk of on other occasions®), is still very celebrated. It was the evening of the Kaiser Karl Fifth's arrival at the Diet ; which was "then akeady, some time since, assembled there. And great had been the Kaiser's reception that morning; the flower of Ger- many, all the Princes of the Empire, Protestant and Papal alike, riding out to meet him, in the open country, at the Bridge of the Lech. With high-flown speeches and benignities, on both sides ; — only that the Kaiser willed all men, Protes- tant and other, should in the mean while do the Popish litany- ings, waxlight processionings and idolatrous stage-performances lOth November, 1483— 18th February, 1546, Luther. » 4th March, 1484, — 27th Dec, 1543, George ; 2 Rentsch, p. 633. * See Carlyle's Miscellanies (iii. 259 n.). The House is at present an Inn, " Gasthaus zu den drei Mohren ; " where tourists lodge, and are still shown the room which the Kaiser occupied on such visits. 196 HOIIENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book hi. 15th June, 1530. with liim on the morrow, which was Corpus- Christi Day ; and the Protestants could not nor would. Imperial hints there had already been, from Innspruck ; benign hopes, of the nature of commands. That loyal Protestant Princes would in the in- terim avoid open discrepancies, — perhaps be so loyal as keep their chaplains, peculiar divine-services, private in the interim ? These were hints ; — and now this of the Corpus- C7iristi, a still more pregnant hint ! Loyal Protestants refused it, therefore ; flatly declined, though bidden and again bidden. They at- tended in a body, old Johann of Saxony, young Philip of Hessen, and the rest ; Margraf George, as spokesman, with eloquent simplicity stating their reasons, — to somewhat this effect : — Invinciblest all-gracious Kaiser, loyal are we to your high Majesty, ready to do your bidding by night and by day. But it is your bidding under God, not against God. Ask us not, gracious Kaiser ! I cannot, and we cannot ; and we must not, and dare not. And " before I would deny my God and his Evangel," these are George's own words, "I would rather kneel down here before your Majesty, and have my head struck off," — hitting his hind-head, or neck, with the edge of his hand, by way of accompaniment; a strange radiance in the eyes of him, voice risen into musical alt : " £!he Ich wolte meinen Gott und sein Evangelium verldugnen, ehe wolte Ich hier vor Eurer Majestdt niderknien, und mir den Kopf abhauen lassen." — " Mt Kop ah, lover Forst, nit Kop ab/'' answered Charles in his Flemish-German ; " Not head off, dear Purst, not head off ! " said the Kaiser, a faint smile enlightening those weighty gray eyes of his, and imperceptibly animating the thick Austrian under-lip.^ Speaker and company attended again on the morrow ; Mar- graf George still more eloquent. Whose Speech flew over Ger- many, like fire over dry flax ; and still exists, — both Speeches now oftenest rolled into one by inaccurate editors.^ And the Corpus- Christi idolatries were forborne the Margraf and his 1 RentBch, p. 637. Marheineke, Geschichte der Teutschen Reformation (Ber- lin, 18.31), ii. 487. 2 As by Rentsch, ubi suprJk. CnAi-.V. OF THE BAIllEUTH-ANSPACII BllANX'H. 197 1516-1552. company this time ; — the Kaiser himself, however, walking, nearly roasted in the sun, in heavy purple-velvet cloak, with a big wax-candle, very superfluous, guttering and blubbering in the right hand of him, along the streets of Augsburg. Kur- Brandenburg, Kur-Mainz, high cousins of George, were at this Diet of Augsburg ; Kur-Brandenburg (Elector Joachim I., Cicero's son, of whom we have spoken, and shall speak again) being often very loud on the conservative side ; and eloquent Kur-Mainz going on the conciliatory tack. Kur-Brandenburg, in his zeal, had ridden on to Innspruck, to meet the Kaiser there, and have a preliminary word with him. Both these high Cousins spoke, and bestirred themselves, a good deal, at this Diet. They had met the Kaiser on the plains of the Lech, this morning ; and, no doubt, gloomed unutterable things on George and his Speech. George could not help it. Till his death in 1543, George is to be found always in the front line of this high Movement, in the line where Kur-Sachsen, John the Steadfast (der Bestdndige), and young Philip the Magnanimous of Hessen were, and where danger and difficulty were. Headers of this enlightened gold-nugget generation can form to themselves no conception of the spirit that then pos- sessed the nobler kingly mind. "The command of God en- dures through Eternity, Verbum Dei Manet In Mternum,^'' was the Epigraph and Life-motto which John the Steadfast had adopted for himself ; " V. D. M. I. ^.," these initials he had engraved on all the furnitures of his existence, on his stand- ards, pictures, plate, on the very sleeves of his lackeys, — and I can perceive, on his own deep heart first of all. V. D. M. I. E. : — or might it not be read withal, as Philip of Hessen some- times said (Philip, still a young fellow, capable of sport in his magnanimous scorn), " Verhum Dtaboli Manet In Episcopis, The Devil's Word sticks fast in the Bishops " ? We must now take leave of Margraf George and his fine procedures in that crisis of World-History. He had got Ja- gerndorf, which became important for his Family and others ; but what was that to the Promethean conquests (such we may caU them) which he had the honor to assist in making for his 108 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book IU. 1516-1552. Fiimily, and for his Country, and for all men; — very uncon- scious he of " bringing fire from Heaven," good modest simple man ! So far as I can gather, there lived, in that day, few truer specimens of the Honest Man. A rugged, rough-hewn, rather blunt-nosed physiognomy : cheek-bones high, cheeks somewhat bagged and wrinkly ; eyes with a due shade of anx- iety and sadness in them ; affectionate simplicity, faithfulness, intelligence, veracity looking out of every feature of him. Wears plentiful white beard short-cut, plentiful gold-chains, ruffs, ermines ; — a hat not to be approved of, in compari- son with brother Casimir's ; miserable inverted-colander of a hat ; hanging at an angle of forty -five degrees ; with band of pearls round the top not the bottom of it ; insecure upon the fine head of George, and by no means to its embellish- ment. One of his Daughters he married to the Duke of Liegnitz j a new link in that connection. He left one Boy, George Friedrich ; who came under Alcibiades, his Cousin of Baixeuth's tutelage ; and suffered much by that connection, or indeed chiefly by his own conspicuously Protestant turn, to punish which, the Alcibiades connection was taken as a pretext. In riper years, George Friedrich got his calamities brought well under ; and lived to do good work, Protestant and other, in the world. To which we may perhaps allude again. The Line of Margraf George the Pious ends in this George Friedrich, who had no children; the Line of Margraf George, and the Elder Culmbach Line altogether (1603), Albert Alcibiades, Casimir's one son, having likewise died without posterity. " Of the younger Brothers," says my Authority, " some four were in the Church ; two of whom rose to be Prelates ; — here are the four : — "1°. One, Wilhelm by name, was Bishop of Eiga, in the remote Prussian outskirts, and became Protestant ; — among the first great Prelates who took that heretical course ; being favored by circumstances to cast out the ' V. D. ( Verbum Dia- boli),^ as Philip read it. He is a wise-looking man, with mag- nificent beard, with something of contemptuous patience in the meditative eyes of him. He had great troubles with his Eiga Chap. V. OF THE BAIREUTH-ANSPACH BRANCH. 199 151G-1552. people, — as indeed was a perennial case between their Bishop and them, of whatever creed he might be. "2°. The other Prelate held fast by the Papal Orthodoxy : he "had got upon the ladder of promotion towards Magdeburg; hoping to follow his Cousin Kur-Mainz, the eloquent concilia- tory Cardinal, in that part of his pluralities. As he did, — little to his comfort, poor man ; having suffered a good deal in the sieges and religious troubles of his Magdeburgers ; who ended by ordering him away, having openly declared them- selves Protestant, at length. He had to go ; and occupy him- self complaining, soliciting Aulic-Councils and the like, for the rest of his life. "3°. The Probst of Wurzburg (Provost, kind of Head-Canon there) ; orthodox Papal he too ; and often gave his Brother George trouble. ''4°. A still more orthodox specimen, the youngest member of the family, who is likewise in orders ; Gumbrecht (' Gumber- tus, a Canonicus of ' Something] or other, say the Books) ; who went early to Rome, and became one of his Holiness Leo Tenth's Chamberlains ; — stood the ' Sack of Rome ' (Consta- ble de Bourbon's), and was captured there and ransomed ; — but died still young (1528). These three were Catholics, he of Wurzburg a rather virulent one." Catholic also was Johannes, a fifth Brother, who followed the soldiering and diplomatic professions, oftenest in Spain ; did Government-messages to Diets, and the like, for Karl V. ; a high man and well seen of his Kaiser ; — he had wedded the young Widow of old King Ferdinand in Spain ; which proved, seemingly, a troublous scene for poor Johannes. What we know is, he was appointed Commandant of Valencia ; and died there, still little turned of thirty, — by poison it is supposed, — and left his young Widow to marry a third time. These are the Five minor Brothers, four of them Catholic, sons of old blind Priedrich of Plassenburg ; who are not, for their own sake, memorable, but are mentionable for the sake of the three major Brothers. So many orthodox Catholics, while Brother George and others went into the heresies at such a rate ! , A family much split by religion : — and blind 200 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book Iir. 1525. old Friedrich, dim of intellect, knew nothing of it; and the excellent Polish Mother said and thought, we know not what. A divided Time ! — Johannes of Valencia, and these Chief Priests, were all men of mark ; conspicuous to the able editors of their day : but the only Brother now generally known to mankind is Albert, Hoch- meister of the Teutsch Eitterdom; by whom Preussen came into the Family. Of him we must now speak a little. CHAPTER VI. HOCHMEISTER ALBERT, THIRD NOTABLE SON OF FRIEDRICH. Albert was born in 1490 ; George's junior by six years, Casimir's by nine. He too had been meant for the Church j but soon quitted that, other prospects and tendencies open- ing. He had always loved the ingenuous arts ; but the activities too had charms for him. He early shone in his exercises spiritual and bodily ; grew tall above his fellows, expert in arts, especially in arms ; — rode with his Father to Kaiser Max's Court ; was presented by him, as the light of his eyes, to Kaiser Max ; who thought him a very likely young fellow ; and bore him in mind, when the Mastership of the Teutsch Eitterdom fell vacant.^ The Teutsch Eitterdom, ever since it got its back broken in that Battle of Tannenberg in 1410, and was driven out of West-Preussen with such ignominious kicks, has been lying bedrid, eating its remaining revenues, or sprawling about in helpless efforts to rise again, which require no notice from us. Hopeless of ever recovering West-Preussen, it had quietly paid its homage to Poland for the Eastern part of that Country ; quietly for some couple of genera- tions. But, in the third or fourth generation after Tannen- 1 Rexitsch, pp. 840-863. Chap. VI. HOCIIMEISTER ALBERT. 201 1525. berg, there began to rise murmurs, — in the Holy Roman Empire first of all. " Preussen is a piece of the lieich," said hot, inconsiderate people ; " Preussen could not be alienated Avithout consent of the Reich ! " To which discourses the afflicted Ritters listened only too gladly ; their " dull eyes kindling into new false hopes at sound of them. The point was, To choose as Hochmeister some man of German in- fluence, of power and connection in the Country, who might help them to their so-called right. With this view, they chose one and then another of such sort ; — and did not find it very hopeful, as we shall see, Albert was chosen Grand-Master of Preussen, in February, 1511 ; age then twenty-one. Made his entry into Kouigsberg, jSTovember next year ; in grand cavalcade, " dreadful storm of rain and wind at the time," — poor Albert all in black, and full of sorrow, for the loss of his Mother, the good Polish Prin- cess, who had died since he left home. Twenty months of preparation he had held since his Election, before doing any- thing : for indeed the case was intricate. He, like his prede- cessor in office, had undertaken to refuse that Homage to Poland; the Reich generally, and Kaiser Max himself, in a loose way of talk, encouraging him : " A piece of the Reich," said they all ; " Teutsch Ritters had no power to give it away in that manner." Which is a thing more easily said, than made good in the way of doing. Albert's predecessor, chosen on this principle, was a Saxon Prince, Friedrich of Meissen ; cadet of Saxony ; potently enough connected, he too ; who, in like manner, had under- taken to refuse the Homage. And zealously did refuse it, though to his cost, poor man. From the Reich, for all its big talking, he got no manner of assistance ; had to stave off a Polish War as he could, by fair-speaking, by diplomacies and contrivances ; and died at middle age, worn down by the sorrows of that sad position. An idea prevails, in ill-informed circles, that our new Grand- Master Albert was no better than a kind of cheat ; that he took this Grand-Mastership of Preussen ; and then, in gayety of heart, suiTeptitiously pocketed Preussen for his own be- 202 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book IIL 1516-1552. lioof. Which is an idle idea; inconsistent with the least inquiry, or real knowledge how the matter stood. ^ By no means in gayety of heart did Albert pocket Preussen; nor till after as tough a struggle to do other with it as could have been expected of any man. One thing not suspected by the Teutsch Ritters, and least of all by their young Hochmeister, was, That the Teutsch Eitters had well deserved that terrible down-come at Tannenberg, that ignominious dismissal out of West- Preussen with kicks. Their insolence, luxury, degeneracy had gone to great lengths. Nor did that humiliation mend them at all ; the reverse rather. It was deeply hidden from the young Hochmeister as from them, That probably they were now at length got to the end of their capability : and ready to be withdrawn from the scene, as soon as any good way offered ! — Of course, they were reluctant enough to fulfil their bargain to Poland ; very loath they to do Homage now for Preussen, and own themselves sunk to the second degree. For the Ritters had still their old haughtiness of humor, their deep-seated pride of , place, gone now into the unhappy conscious state. That is usually the last thing that deserts a sinking House : pride of place, gone to the conscious state ; — as if, in a reverse manner, the House felt that it deserved to sink. For the rest, Albert's position among them was what Friedrich of Sachsen's had been ; worse, not better ; and the main ultimate difference was, he did not die of it, like Friedrich of Sachsen; but found an outlet, not open in Friedrich's time, and lived. To the Ritters, and vague Public which called itself the Reich, Albert had promised he would refuse the Homage to Poland ; on which Ritters and Reich had clapt their hands : and that was pretty much all the as- sistance he got of them. The Reich, as a formal body, had never asserted its right to Preussen, nor indeed spoken definitely on the subject : it was only the vague Public that had spoken, in the name of the Reich. From the Reich, or from any individual of it, Kaiser or Prince, when actually 1 Voigt, ix. 740-749 ; Pauli. iv. 404-407. CiiAP. VI. HOCHMEISTER ALBERT. 203 153C-1562. applied to, Albert could get simply nothing. From what Ritters were in Preussen, he might perhaps expect prompti- tude to tight, if it came to that ; which was not much as things stood. But from the great body of the Ritters, scat- tered over Germany, with their rich territories (baileys, bailliwicks), safe resources, and comfortable " Teutschmeis- ter " over them, he got flat refusal : ^ " We will not be con- cerned in the adventure at all ; we wish you well through it ! " Never was a spirited young fellow placed in more im- possible position. His Brother Casimir (George was then in Hungary), his Cousin Joachim Kur-Brandenburg, Friedrich Duke of Lieg- nitz, a Silesian connection of the Faniily,^ consulted, advised, negotiated to all lengths ; Albert's own effort was incessant. " Agree with King Sigismund," said they ; " Uncle Sigismund, your good Mother's Brother; a King softly inclined to us all ! " — '' How agree ? " answered Albert : '' He insists on the Homage, which I have promised not to give ! " Casimir went and came, to Konigsberg, to Berlin ; went once himself to Cracow, to the King, on this errand : but it was a case of " Yes and No ; " not to be solved by Casimir. As to King Sigismund, he was patient with it to a de- gree ; made the friendliest paternal professions ; — testifying withal, That the claim was undeniable ; and could by him, Sig- ismund, never be foregone with the least shadow of honor, and of course never would : " My dear Nephew can consider J The titles Hochmeister and Teutschneister are defined, in many Books and in all manner of Dictionaries, as meaning the same thing. But that is not quite the case. They were at first synonymous, so far as I can see ; and after Albert's time, they again became so ; but at the date where we now are, and for a long while back, they represent different entities, and indeed oftenest, since the Prussian Decline began, antagonistic ones. Teutschmeister, Sub- president over the German affairs and possessions of the Order, resides at Mergentheim in that Country : Hochmeister is Chief President of the whole, but resident at Marienburg in Preussen ; and feels there acutely where the shoe pinches, — much too acutely, thinks the Teutschmeister in his soft list- slippers, at Mergentheim in the safe Wiirzburg region. 2 " Duke Friedrich II. : " comes by mothers from KurfUrst Friedrich I. ; marries Margraf George's Daughter even now, 1519 (Hiibner, tt. 179, 100, 101). 204 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1525. whether his dissolute, vain-minded, half-heretical Ritterdom, nay whether this Prussian fraction of it, is in a condition to take Poland by the beard in an unjust quarrel ; or can hope to do Tannenberg over again in the reverse way, by Beelze- bub's help ? ■' — For seven years, Albert held out in this intermediate state, neither peace nor war ; moving Heaven and Earth to raise supplies, that he might be able to defy Poland, and begin war. The Reich answers, " We have really nothing for you." Teutschmeister answers again and again, " I tell you we have nothing ! " In the end, Sigismund grew impatient ; made (December, 1519) some movements of a hostile nature. Albert did not yield ; eager only to procrastinate till he were ready. By superhuman efforts, of borrowing, bargaining, soliciting, and galloping to and fro, Albert did, about the end of next year, get up some appearance of an Aj;my : '' 14,000 German mercenaries horse and foot," so many in theory ; who, to the extent of 8,000 in actual result, came marching towards him (October, 1520) ; to serve " for eight months." With these he will besiege Dantzig, besiege Thorn ; will plunge, suddenly, like a fiery javelin, into the heart of Poland, and make Po- land surrender its claim. Whereupon King Sigismund be- stirred himself in earnest ; came out with vast clouds of Polish chivalry ; overset Albert's 8,000 ; — who took to eat- ing the country, instead of fighting for it ; being indeed in want of all things. One of the gladdest days Albert had yet seen, was when he got the 8,000 sent home again. What then is to be done ? " Armistice for four years," Sigismund was still kind enough to consent to that : " Truce for four years : try everywhere, my poor Nephew ; after that, your mind will perhaps become pliant." Albert tried the Reich again : " Four years, Princes, and then I must do it, or be eaten ! " Reich, busy with Lutheran-Papal, Turk-Christian quarrels, merely shrugged its shoulders upon Albert. Teutsch- meister did the like ; everybody the like. In Heaven or Earth, then, is there no hope for me ? thought Albert. And his stock of ready money — we will not speak of that! Meanwhile Dr. Osiander of Anspach had come to him ; and Chap. VI. HOCHMEISTER ALBERT. 205 1525. the pious young man was getting utterly shaken in his re- ligion. Monkish vows, Pope, Holy Church itself, what is one to think, Herr Doctor ? Albert, religious to an eminent degree, was getting deep into Protestantism. In his many journeyings, to Niirnberg, to Brandenburg, and up and down, he had been at Wittenberg too : he saw Luther in person more than once there ; corresponded with Luther ; in fine believed in the truth of Luther. The Culmbach Brothers were both, at least George ardently was, inclined to Protest- antism, as we have seen ; but Albert was foremost of the three in this course. Osiander and flights of zealous Culmbach Preachers made many converts in Preussen. In these cir- cumstances the Pour Years came to a close. Albert, we may believe, is greatly at a loss ; and deep de- liberations, Culmbach, Berlin, Liegnitz, Poland all called in, are held : — a case beyond measure intricate. You have given your word ; word must be kept, — and cannot, without plain hurt, or ruin even, to those that took it of you. Withdraw, therefore ; fling it up ! — Fling it up ? A valuable article to fling up ; fling it up is the last resource. Nay, in fact, to whom will you fling it up ? The Prussian Kitters them- selves are getting greatly divided on the point; and at last on all manner of points. Protestantism ever more spreading among them. As for the German Brethren, they and their comfortable Teutschmeister, who refused to partake in the dangerous adventure at all; are they entitled to have much to say in the settlement of it now ? — Among others, or as chief oracle of all, Luther was con- sulted. "What would you have me do towards reforming the Teutsch Order ? " inquired Albert of his oracle. Luther's answer was, as may be guessed, emphatic. " Luther," says one reporter, " has in his Writings declared the Order to be * a thing serviceable neither to God nor man,' and the consti- tution of it ' a monstrous, frightful, hermaphroditish, neither secular nor spiritual constitution.' " ^ We do not know what Luther's answer to Albert was ; — but can infer the purport of it : That such a Teutsch Eitterdom was not, at any rate, 1 C. J- "Weber, Das Ritterwesen (Stuttgard, 1837), iii. 208. 206 HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 8th April, 1525. a thing long for this world ; that white cloaks with black crosses on them would not, of themselves, profit any Ritter- dom ; that solemn vows and high supramundane professions, followed by such practice as was notorious, are an afflicting, not to say a damnable, spectacle on God's Earth ; — that a young Herr had better marry ; better have done with the wretched Babylonian Nightmare of Papistry altogether ; bet- ter shake oneself awake, in God's name, and see if there are not still monitions in the eternal sky as to what it is wise to do, and wise not to do ! — This I imagine to have been, in modern language, the purport of Dr. Luther's advice to Hoch- meister Albrecht on the present interesting occasion. It is certain, Albert, before long, took this course ; Uncle Sigismund and the resident Officials of the Ritterdom having made agreement to it as the one practicable course. The man- ner as follows : 1°. Instead of Elected Hochmeister, let us be Hereditary Duke of Preussen, and pay homage for it to Uncle Sigismund in that character. 2°. Such of the resident Officials of the Ritterdom as are prepared to go along with us, we will in like manner constitute permanent Feudal Proprietors of what they now possess as Life-rent, and they shall be Sub- vassals under us as Hereditary Duke. 3°. In all which Uncle Sigismund and the Republic of Poland engage to maintain us against the world. That is, in sum, the Transaction entered into, by King Sigismund I. of Poland, on the one part, and Hochmeister Albert and his Ritter Officials, such as went along with him, (which of course none could do that were not Protestant), on the other part : done at Cracow, 8th April, 1525.^ Whereby Teutsch Ritterdom, the Prussian part of it, vanished from 1 Rentsch, p. 850. — Here, certified by Reutsch, Voigt and others, is a worn-out patch of Paper, wliich is perhaps worth printing : — 1490, May 17, Albert is born. 1520, November 17, give it up. 1511, February 14, Hochmeister. 1521, April 10, Truce for Four Years. 1519, December, King Sigismund's 152.3, June, Albert consults Luther, first hostile movements. 1524, November, sees Luther. 1520, October, German Mercenaries 1525, April 8, Peace of Cracow, and arrive. Albert to be Duke of Prussia. 1520, November, try Siege of Dantzig. Chap. VI. HOCHMEISTER ALBERT. 207 151G-1552. the world ; dissolving itself, and its '' hermaphrodite constitu- tion," like a kind of Male Nunnery, as so many female ones had done in those years. A Transaction giving rise to end- less criticism, then and afterwards. Transaction plainly not reconcilable with the letter of the law ; and liable to have logic chopped upon it to any amount, and to all lengths of time. The Teutschmeister and his German Brethren shrieked murder j the whole world, then, and for long afterwards, had much to say and argue. To us, now that the logic-chaff is all laid long since, the question is substantial, not formal. If the Teutsch Kitterdom was actually at this time dead, actually stumbling about as a mere galvanized Lie beginning to be putrid, — then, sure enough, it behooved that somebody should bury it, to avoid pestilential effects in the neighborhood. Somebody or other ; — first flaying the skin off, as was natural, and taking that for his trouble. All turns, in substance, on this latter question ! If, again, the Ritterdom was not dead — ? And truly it struggled as hard as Partridge the Almanac- maker to rebut that fatal accusation ; complained (Teutsch- meister and German-Papist part of it) loudly at the Diets ; got Albert and his consorts put to the Ban (gedchtet), fiercely menaced by the Kaiser Karl V. But nothing came of all that ; nothing but noise. Albert maintained his jDoint ; Kaiser Karl always found his hands full otherwise, and had nothing but stamped parchments and menaces to fire off at Albert. Teutsch Eitterdom, the Popish part of it, did enjoy its valuable bailli- wicks, and very considerable rents in various quarters of Ger- many and Europe, having lost only Preussen ; and walked about, for three centuries more, with money in its jiocket, and a solemn white gown with black cross on its back, — the most opulent Social Club in existence, and an excellent place for bestowing younger sons of sixteen quarters. But it was, and continued through so many centuries, in every essential re- spect, a solemn Hypocrisy ; a functionless merely eating Phan- tasm, of the nature of goblin, hungry ghost or ghoul (of which kind there are many) ; — till Napoleon finally ordered it to vanish ; its time, even as Phantasm, being come. 208 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBUEG. Book IIL 1516-1552. Albert, I can conjecture, had his own difficulties as Regent in Preussen.^ Protestant Theology, to make matters worse for him, had split itself furiously into ^doxies ; and there was an Osianderism (Osiander being the Duke's chaplain), much flamed upon by the more orthodox ism. "■ Foreigners," too, German- Anspach and other, were ill seen by the native gentle- men ; yet sometimes got encouragement. One Funccius, a shining Niirnberg immigrant there, son-in-laAV of Osiander, who from Theology got into Politics, had at last (1564) to be beheaded, — old Duke Albert himself " bitterly weeping " about him ; for it was none of Albert's doing. Probaljly his new allodial Ritter gentlemen were not the most submiss, when made hereditary ? We can only hope the Duke was a Hohenzollern, and not quite unequal to his task in this respect. A man with high bald brow ; magnificent spade- beard ; air much-pondering, almost gaunt, — gaunt kind of eyes especially, and a slight cast in them, which adds to his severity of aspect. He kept his possession well, every inch of it ; and left all safe at his decease in 1568. His age was then near eighty. It was the tenth year of our Elizabeth as Queen ; invincible Armada not yet built ; but Alba very busy, cutting off high heads in Brabant ; and stirring up the Dutch to such fury as was needful for exploding Spain and him. This Duke Albert was a profoundly religious man, as all thoughtful men then were. Much given to Theology, to Doc- tors of Divinity; being eager to know God's Laws in this Universe, and wholesomely certain of damnation if he should not follow them. Fond of the profane Sciences too, especially of Astronomy : Erasmus Reinhold and his Tabulce Prutenkce were once very celebrated ; Erasmus Reinhold proclaims grate- fully how these his elaborate Tables (done according to the latest discoveries, 1551 and onwards) were executed upon Duke Albert's high bounty ; for which reason they are dedi- cated to Duke Albert, and called " Prutenicm," meaning Prus-> sian.^ The University of Konigsberg was already founded several years before, in 1544. Albert had not failed to marry, as Luther counselled : by 1 1525-1568. * Rentsch, p. 855. ^H-^- ]^i- ALBERT ALCIBIADES 209 1516-1552. his first Wife lie had ouly daughters ; by his second, one son, Albert Friedrich, who, without opposition or difficulty, suc- ceeded his Father. Thus was Preussen acquired to the Hoheu- zollern Family ; for, before long, the Electoral branch managed to get Mitbelehnung (Co-infeftnient), that is to say. Event- ual Succession ; and Preussen became a Family Heritage, as Anspach and Baireuth were. CHAPTER VII. ALBERT ALCIBIADES. One word must be spent on poor Albert, Casimir's son,* al- ready mentioned. This poor Albert, whom they call Alcihiades, made a great noise in that epoch ; being what some define as the " Failure of a Fritz ; " who has really features of him we are to call " Friedrich the Great," but who burnt away his splendid qualities as a mere temporary shine for the able editors, and never came to anything. A high and gallant young fellow, left fatherless in child- hood ; perhaps he came too early into power : — he came, at any rate, in very volcanic times, when Germany was all in convulsion; the Old Religion and the New having at length broken out into open battle, with huge results to be hoped and feared ; and the largest game going on, in sight of an adventurous youth. How Albert staked in it ; how he played to immense heights of sudden gain, and finally to utter bank- ruptcy, I cannot explain here : some German delineator of human destinies, " Artist " worth the name, if there were any, might find in him a fine subject. He was ward of his Uncle George ; and the probable fact is, no guardian could have been more faithful. Nevertheless, on approaching the years of majority, of majority but not discre- tion, he saw good to quarrel with his Uncle ; claimed this and that, which was not granted : quarrel lasting for years. Nay 1 1522-1557. 210 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BEANDENBURG- Book in. 1552. matters ran so high at last, it was like to come to war between them, had not George been wiser. The young fellow actually sent a cartel to his Uncle ; challenged him to mortal combat, — at which George only wagged his old beard, we suppose, and said nothing. Neighbors interposed, the Diet itself in- terposed ; and the matter was got quenched again. Leaving Albert, let us hope, a repentant young man. We said he was full of fire, too much of it wildfire. His profession was Aj-ms ; he shone much in war ; went slashing and fighting through those Schmalkaldic broils, and others of his time ; a distinguished captain ; cutting his way towards something high, he saw not well what. He had great comradeship with Moritz of Saxony in the wars : two sworn brothers they, and comrades in arms : — it is the same dexterous Moritz, who, himself a Protestant, managed to get his too Protestant Cousin's Electorate of Saxony into his hand, by luck of the game ; the Moritz, too, from whom Albert by and by got his last defeat, giving Moritz his death in return. That was the finale of their comradeship. All things end, and nothing ceases changing till it end. He was by position originally on the Kaiser's side ; had attained great eminence, and done high feats of arms and generalship in his service. But being a Protestant by creed, he changed after that Schmalkaldic downfall (rout of Miihl- berg, 24th April, 1547), which brought Moritz an Electorate, and nearly cost Moritz's too Protestant Cousin his life as well as lands.^ The victorious Kaiser growing now very high in his ways, there arose complaints against him from all sides, very loud from the Protestant side ; and Moritz and Albert took to arms, with loud manifestos and the other phenomena. This was early in 1552, five years after Muhlberg Eout or Battle. The there victorious Kaiser was now suddenly almost ruined} chased like a partridge into the Innspruck Mountains, — could have been caught, only Moritz would not ; "had no cage to hold so big a bird," he said. So the Treaty 1 Accoant of it in De Wette, Lebensgesckichte der Herzogezu Sachsen (Wei- mar, 1770), pp. 32-35. Chap. VII. ALBERT ALCIBIADES. 211 1552. of Passau was made, and the Kaiser came much down from his lofty ways. Famed Treaty of Passau (22d August, 1552), which was the finale of these broils, and hushed them up for a Fourscore years to come. That was a memorable year in German Reformation History. Albert, meanwhile, had been busy in the interior of the country; blazing aloft in Frankenland, his native quarter, with a success that astonished all men. For seven months he was virtually King of Germany ; ransomed Bamberg, ransomed Wiirzburg, Niiruberg (places he had a grudge at) ; ransomed all manner of towns and places, — especially rich Bishops and their towns, with Verhum Dlaholi sticking in them, — at enormous sums. King of the world for a brief season; — must have had some strange thoughts to himself, had they been recorded for us. A pious man, too ; not in the least like "■ Alcibiades," except in the sudden changes of fortune he underwent. His Motto, or old rhymed Prayer, which he would repeat on getting into the saddle for mili- tary Avork, — a rough rhyme of his own composing, — is still preserved. Let us give it, with an English fac-simile, or roughest mechanical pencil-tracing, — by way of glimpse into the heart of a vanished Time and its Man-at-arms : ^ Das ivalt der Herr Jesus Christ, Guide it the Lord Jesus Christ,' Mit dem Vater, der uber uns ist : Aud the Father, who overus is : Wer starker ist als dieser Mann, He that is stronger than that Man,' Der komm und thu' ein Leid mir an. Let him do me a hurt when he can. He was at the Siege of Metz (end of that same 1552), and a principal figure there. Readers have heard of the Siege of Metz : How Henry II. of France fished up those " Three Bishoprics " (Metz, Toul, Verdun, constituent part of Lorraine, a covetable fraction of Teutschland) from the troubled sea of German things, by aid of Moritz now Kur-Sachsen, and of Albert ; and would not throw them in again, according to bargain, when Peace, the Peace of Passau came. How Kaiser Karl determined to have them back before the year ended, 1 Rentsch, p. 644. 2 Read " Chris " or " Chriz," for the rhj-me's sake. « Sic. 212 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBUEG. Book III. 1552. cost what it miglit; and Henry II. to keep them, cost what it might. How Guise defended, with all the Chivalry of France ; and Kaiser Karl besieged,^ with an Army of 100,000 men, under Duke Alba for chief captain. Siege protracted into midwinter ; and the " sound of his cannon heard at 3tras- burg," which is eighty miles off, " in the winter nights." ^ It had depended upon Albert, who hung in the distance with an army of his own, whether the Siege could even begin ; but he joined the Kaiser, being reconciled again ; and the trenches opened. By the valor of Guise and his Chivalry, — still more perhaps by the iron frosts and by the sleety rains of Winter, and the hungers and the hardships of a hundred thousand men, digging vainly at the ice-bound earth, or trampling it when sleety into seas of mud, and themselves sinking in it, of dysentery, famine, toil and de- spair, as they cannonaded day and night, — Metz could not be taken. " Impossible ! " said the Generals with one voice, after trying it for a couple of months. "Try it one other ten days," said the Kaiser with a gloomy fixity ; " let us all die, or else do it ! " They tried, with double desperation, another ten days ; cannon booming through the winter mid- night far and wide, four score miles round : " Cannot be done, your Majesty! Cannot, — the winter and the mud, and Guise and the walls ; man's strength cannot do it in this season. We must march away!" Karl listened in silence; but the tears were seen to run down his proud face, now not so young as it once was : " Let us march, then ! " he said, in a low voice, after some pause. Alcibiades covered the retreat to Diedenhof (Thionville they now call it) : outmanoeuvred the French, retreated with success ; he had already captured a grand Due d'Aumale, a Prince of the Guises, — valuable ransom to be looked for there. It was thought he should have made his bargain 1 19tli October, 1552, and onwards. ^ Kohler, Reichs-IIistorie, p. 453 ; — and more especially Miinzhelusticjnngen (Nurnherg, 1729-1750), ix. 121-129. The Year of this Volume, and of the Number in question, is 1737; the Munze or Medal "recreated upon" is of Henri II. iti Chap. VII. ALBERT ALCIBIADES. 213 1552. better with the Kaiser, before starting ; but he had neglected that. Albert's course was downward thenceforth ; Kaiser KarPs too. The French keep these "Three Bishoprics (Trots Eveches)," and Teutschland laments the loss of them, to this hour. Kaiser Karl, as some write, never smiled again ; — abdicated, not long after; retired into the Monastery of St. Just, and there soon died. That is the siege of Metz, where Alcibiades was helpful. His own bargain with the Kaisex should have been better made beforehand. Dissatisfied with any bargain he could now get ; dissatisfied with the Treaty of Passau, with such a finale and hushing-up of the Keligious Controversy, and in general with himself and with the world, Albert again drew sword ; went loose at a high rate upon his Bamberg-Wiirzburg enemies, and, having raised supplies there, upon Moritz and those Passau-Treatiers, He was beaten at last by Moritz, "Sunday, 9th July, 1553," at a place called Sievershausen in the Hanover Country, where Moritz himself perished in the action. — Albert fled thereupon to France. No hope in France. No luck in other small and desperate stakings of his : the game is done. Albert returns to a Sister he had, to her Husband's Court in Baden ; a broken, bare and bankrupt man ; — soon dies there, childless, leaving the shadow of a name.^ His death brought huge troubles upon Baireuth and the Family Possessions. So many neighbors, Bamberg, Wiirz- burg and the rest, were eager for retaliation ; a new Kaiser greedy for confiscating. Plassenburg Castle was besieged, bombarded, taken by famine and burnt ; much was burnt and 1 Here, chiefl}^ from K(3hler {Mumbelustigungen, iii. 414-416), is the chro* nology of Albert's operations : — Seizure of Niirnberg &c., 11th May to 22(1 June, 1552; Innspruck (with Treaty of Passau) follows. Then Siege of Metz, October to December, 1552; Bamberg, Wiirzburg and Niirnberg ransomed again, April, 1553; Battle of Sievershausen, 9th July, 1553. Wiirzburg &c. explode against him; Ban of the Empire, 4th May, 1554. To France thereupon; returns, hoping to negotiate, end of 1556; dies at Pforzheim, at his Sister's, 8th January, 1557. — See Pauli, iii. 120-138. See also Dr. Kapp, Erinnerungen an diejenigen Marhgrafen §-c, (a reprint from the Archivfur Geschichte und AUerthumskunde in Oher-Franken, Year 1841). 10.10 Vol. 1 214 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1552. torn to waste. Nay, had it not been for help from Berlin, the Family had gone to utter ruin in those parts. For this Alcibiades had, in his turn, been Guardian to Uncle George's Son, the George Friedrich we once spoke of, still a minor, but well known afterwards ; and it was attempted, by an eager Kaiser Ferdinand, to involve this poor youth in his Cousin's illegalities, as if Ward and Guardian had been one person. Baireuth which had been Aleibiades's, Anspach which was the young man's own, nay Jagerndorf with its Appendages, were at one time all in the clutches of the hawk, — had not help from Berlin been there. But in the end, the Law had to be allowed its course ; George Friedrich got his own Terri- tories back (all but some surreptitious nibblings in the Jagern- dorf quarter, to be noticed elsewhere), and also got Baireuth, his poor Cousin's Inheritance ; — sole heir, he now, in Culm- bach, the Line of Casimir being out. One owns to a kind of love for poor Albert Alcibiades. In certain sordid times, even a " Failure of a Fritz " is better than some Successes that are going. A man of some real nobleness, this Albert ; though not with wisdom enough, not with good fortune enough. Could he have continued to '•' rule the situation " (as our French friends phrase it) ; to march the fanatical Papistries, and Kaiser Karl, clear out of it, home to Spain and San Justo a little earlier ; to wave the coming Jesuitries away, as with a flaming sword; to forbid before- hand the doleful Thirty-Years War, and the still dolefuler spiritual atrophy (the flaccid Pedantry, ever rummaging and rearranging among learned marine-stores, which thinks itself Wisdom and Insight ; the vague maunderings, flutings ; indo- lent, impotent day-dreaming and tobacco-smoking, of poor Modern Germany) which has followed therefrom, — Ach Gott, he might have been a " Success of a Fritz " three times over ! He might have been a German Cromwell ; beckoning his Peo- ple to fly, eagle-like, straight towards the Sun ; instead of screw- ing about it in that sad, uncertain, and far too spiral manner 1 — But it lay not in him ; not in his capabilities or opportuni" ties, after all : and we but waste time in such speculations. Chap. VIII. MEANING OF THE REFORMATION. 215 1516-1552. CHAPTER VIII. HISTORICAL MEANING OF THE REFORMATION. The Culmbacli Brothers, we observe, play a more important part in that era than their seniors and chiefs of Brandenburg. These Culmbachers, Margraf George and Albert of Preussen at the head of them, march valiantly forward in the Reforma- tion business ; while Ktir-Brandenhurg, Joachim I., their senior Cousin, is talking loud at Diets, galloping to Innspruck and the like, zealous on the Conservative side ; and Cardinal Albert, Kur-Mainz, his eloquent brother, is eager to make matters smooth and avoid violent methods. The Reformation was the great Event of that Sixteentn Century ; according as a man did something in that, or did nothing and obstructed doing, has he much claim to memory, or no claim, in this age of ours. The more it becomes ap- parent that the Reformation was the Event then transacting itself, was the thing that Germany and Europe either did or refused to do, the more does the historical significance of men attach itself to the phases of that transaction. Accordingly we notice henceforth that the memorable points of Branden- burg History, what of it sticks naturally to the memory of a reader or student, connect themselves of their own accord, almost all, with the History of the Reformation. That has proved to be the Law of Nature in regard to them, softly establishing itself ; and it is ours to follow that law. Brandenburg, not at first unanimously, by no means too inconsiderately, but with overwhelming unanimity when the matter became clear, was lucky enough to adopt the Reforma- tion ; — and stands by it ever since in its ever-widening scope, amid such difficulties as there might be. Brandenburg had felt somehow, that it could do no other. And ever onwards 216 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book m. 1516-1552. through the times even of our little Fritz and farther, if we will understand the word " Reformation," Brandenburg so feels ; being, at this day, to an honorable degree, incapable of believing incredibilities, of adopting solemn shams, or pre- tending to live on spiritual moonshine. Which has been of uncountable advantage to Brandenburg : — how could it fail ? This was what we must call obeying the audible voice of Heaven. To which same " voice," at that time, all that did 7iot give ear, — what has become of them since j have they not signally had the penalties to pay ! " Penalties : " quarrel not with the old phraseology, good reader ; attend rather to the thing it means. The word was heard of old, with a right solemn meaning attached to it, from theological pulpits and such places ; and may still be heard there vrith a half-meaning, or with no meaning, though it has rather become obsolete to modern ears. But the thi7ig should not have fallen obsolete ; the thing is a grand and solemu truth, expressive of a silent Law of Heaven, which continues forever valid. The most untheological of men may still assert the thing ; and invite all men to notice it, as a silent monition and prophecy in this Universe ; to take it, with more of awe than they are wont, as a correct reading of the Will of the Eternal in respect of such matters ; and, in their modern sphere, to bear the same well in mind. For it is perfectly certain, and may be seen with eyes in any quarter of Europe at this day. Protestant or not Protestant ? The question meant every- where : " Is there anything of nobleness in you, Nation, or is there nothing ? Are there, in this Nation, enough of heroic men to venture forward, and to battle for God's Truth versus the Devil's Falsehood, at the peril of life and more ? Men who prefer death, and all else, to living under Falsehood, — who, once for all, will not live under Falsehood ; but having drawn the sword against it (the time being come for that rare and important step), throw away the scabbard, and can say, in pious clearness, with their whole soul: 'Come on, then! Life under Falsehood is not good for me ; and we will try it out now. Let it be to the death between us, then ! ' " Chap. YUL MEANING OF THE KEFOKMATION. 217 1516-155'2. Once risen into tliis divine white-heat of temper, were it only for a season and not again, the Nation is thenceforth considerable through all its remaining history. What im- mensities of dross and crypto-poisonous matter will it not burn out of itself in that high temperature, in the course of a few years I Witness Cromwell and his Puritans, — making England habitable even under the Charles-Second terms for a couple of centuries more. Nations are benefited, I believe, for ages, by being thrown once into divine white-heat in this manner. And no Nation that has not had such divine par- oxysms at any time is apt to come to much. That was now, in this epoch, the English of "adopting Protestantism ; " and we need not wonder at the results which it has had, and which the want of it has had. For the want of it is literally the want of loyalty to the Maker of this Universe. He who wants that, what else has he, or can he have ? If you do not, you Man or you Nation, love the Truth enough, but try to make a chapman-bargain with Truth, instead of giving yourself wholly soul and body and life to her. Truth will not live with you, Truth will depart from you ; and only Logic, "Wit" (for example, "London Wit"), Sophistry, Virtu, the Esthetic Arts, and perhaps (for a short while) Book' keeping by Double Entry, will abide with you. You will fol- low falsit}'-, and think it truth, you unfortunate man or nation. You will right surely, you for one, stumble to the Devil ; and are every day and hour, little as you imagine it, making prog' ress thither. Austria, Spain, Italy, France, Poland, — the offer of the Keformation was made everjnvhere ; and it is curious to see what has become of the nations that would not hear it. In all countries were some that accepted ; but in many there were not enough, and the rest, slowly or swiftly, with fatal difficult industry, contrived to burn them out. Austria was once full of Protestants ; but the hide-bound Flemish-Spanish Kaiser-element presiding over it, obstinately, for two cen- turies, kept saying, " No ; we, with our dull obstinate Cim- burgis under-lip and lazy eyes, with our ponderous Austrian 218 THE HOHEXZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURC^. Book UI. 1516-1552. depth of Habituality and indolence of Intellect, we prefer steady Darkness to uncertain new Light!" — and all men may see where Austria now is. Spain still more ; poor »Spain, going about, at this time, making its " pronunciami- entos ; " all the factious attorneys in its little towns assem- bling to pronounce virtually this, " The Old is a lie, then ; — good Heavens, after we so long tried hard, harder than any nation, to think it a truth ! — and if it be not Rights of Man, Ked Eepublic and Progress of the Species, we know not what now to believe or to do ; and are as a people stum- bling on steep places, in the darkness of midnight ! " — They refused Truth when she came ; and now Truth knows noth- ing of them. All stars, and heavenly lights, have become veiled to such men ; they must now follow terrestrial ignes fatxd, and think them stars. That is the doom passed upon them. Italy too had its Protestants ; but Italy killed them ; man-- aged to extinguish Protestantism. Italy put up silently with Practical Lies of all kinds ; and, shrugging its shoulders, preferred going into Dilettantism and the Fine Arts. The Italians, instead of the sacred service of Fact and Perform- ance, did Music, Painting, and the like : — till even that has become impossible for them ; and no noble Nation, sunk from virtue to virtu, ever offered such a spectacle before. He that will prefer Dilettantism in this world for his outfit, shall have it ; but all the gods will depart from him ; and manful ve- racity, earnestness of purpose, devout depth of soul, shall no more be his. He can if he like make himself a soprano, and sing for hire ; — and probably that is the real goal for him. But the sharpest-cut example is France ; to which we con- stantly return for illustration. France, with its keen intel- lect, saw the truth and saw the falsity, in those Protestant times; and, with its ardor of generous impulse, was prone enough to adopt the former. France was within a hair's- breadth of becoming actually Protestant. But France saw good to massacre Protestantism, and end it in the night ot St. Bartholomew, 1572. The celestial Apparitor of Heaven's Chancery, so we may speak, the Genius of Fact and Veracity, 9"^''; .^5- KURFURST JOACHIM I. 219 1516-1552. had left his Writ of Summons ; Writ was read ; — and replied to in this manner. The Genius of I'act and Veracity accord- ingly withdrew ; — was staved off, got kept away, for two hundred years. But the writ of Summons had been served ; Heaven's Messenger could not stay away forever. No ; he returned duly ; with accounts run up, on compound interest, to the actual hour, in 1792 ; — and then, at last, there had to be a " Protestantism ; " and we know of what kind that was ! — Nations did not so understand it, nor did Brandenburg more than the others j but the question of questions for them at that time, decisive of their history for half a thou- sand years to come, was, Will you obey the heavenly voice, or will you not ? CHAPTER IX. KURFURST JOACHIM I. Brandenburg, in the matter of the Reformation, was at first — with Albert of Mainz, Tetzel's friend, on the one side, and Pious George of Anspach, " Nit Kop ah,'" on the other — certainly a divided house. But, after the first act, it conspicu- ously ceased to be divided; nay Kur-Brandenburg and Kur- Maiuz themselves had known tendencies to the Reformation, and were well aware that the Church could not stand as it was. Nor did the cause want partisans in Berlin, in Brandenburg, — hardly to be repressed from breaking into flame, while Kurf iirst Joachim was so prudent and conservative. Of this loud Kur- fUrst Joachim I., here and there mentioned already, let us now say a more express word.^ Joachim I., Big John's son, hesitated hither and thither for some time, trying if it would not do to follow the Kaiser Karl V.'s lead ; and at length, crossed in his temper perhaps by the ^ 1484, 1499, 1535 : birth, accession, death of Joachim. 220 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1516-1552. speed his friends wefe going at, declared formally against any farther Eeformation ; and in his own family and country was strict upon the point. He is a man, as I judge, by no means without a temper of his OAvn ; very loud occasionally in the Diets and elsewhere ; — reminds me a little of a certain King Friedrich Wilhelm, whom my readers shall know by and by. A big, surly, rather bottle-nosed man, with thick lips, abstruse wearied eyes, and no eyebrows to speak of: not a beautiful man, when you cross him overmuch. Of Joachim'' s Wife and Brother-in-law. His wife was a Danish Princess, Sister of poor Christian II., King of that Country : dissolute Christian, who took up with a huckster-woman's daughter, — '' mother sold gingerbread," it would appear, "at Bergen in Norway," where Christian was Viceroy ; Christian made acceptable love to the daughter, "Divike (Dovekin, Columhina),''^ as he called her. Nay he made the gingerbread mother a kind of prime-minister, said the angry public, justly scandalized at this of the " Dovekin." He was married, meanwhile, to Karl V.'s own Sister ; but con- tinued that other connection.^ He had rash notions, now for the Reformation, now against it, when he got to be King ; a very rash, unwise, explosive man. He made a " Stockholm Blutbad " still famed in History (kind of open, ordered or per- mitted, Massacre of eighty or a hundred of his chief enemies there), "Bloodbath," so they name it; in Stockholm, where indeed he was lawful King, and not without unlawful enemies, had a bloodbath been the way to deal with them. Gustavus Vasa was a young fellow there, who dexterously escaped this Bloodbath, and afterwards came to something. In Denmark and Sweden, rash Christian made ever more enemies ; at length he was forced to run, and they chose another King or successive pair of Kings. Christian fled to Kaiser Karl at Brussels ; complained to Kaiser Karl, his ^ Here are the dates of this poor Christian, in a lump. Born, 1481 ; King, 151.3 (Dovekin before) ; married, 1515 ; turned off, 1523 ; invades, taken pria- oner, 1532; dies, 1559. Cousin, and then Cousin's Son, succeeded. Chap. IX. KURFURST JOACHIM I. 221 1516-1552. Brother-in-law, — whose Sister he had not used well. Kaiser Karl listened to his complaints, with hanging under-lip, with heavy, deep, undecipherable eyes ; evidently no help from Karl. Christian, after that, wandered about with inexecutable speculations, and projects to recover his crown or crowns; sheltering often with Kurfurst Joachim, who took a great deal of trouble about him, first and last; or with the Elector of Saxony, Friedrich the Wise, or after him, with Johann the Steadfast (" V. D. M. I. M." whom we saw at Augsburg), who were his Mother's Brothers, and beneficent men. He was in Saxony, on such terms, coming and going, when a certain other Flight thither took place, soon to be spoken of, which is the cause of our mentioning him here. — In the end (a.d. 1532) he did get some force together, and made sail to Norway ; but could do no execution whatever there ; — on the contrary, was frozen in on the coast during winter ; seized, carried to Copen- hagen, and packed into the ''Castle of Sonderburg," a grim sea-lodging on the shore of Schleswig, — prisoner for the rest of his life, which lasted long enough. Six-and-twenty years of prison; the first seventeen years of it strict and hard, almost of the dungeon sort ; the remainder, on his fairly abdi- cating, was in another Castle, that of Callundborg in the Island of Zealand, " with fine apartments and conveniences," and even " a good bouse of liquor now and then," at discretion of the old soul. That was the end of headlong Christian II. ; he lasted in this manner to the age of seventy-eight.^ His Sister Elizabeth at Brandenburg is perhaps, in regard to natural character, recognizably of the same kin as Chris- tian ; but her behavior is far different from his. She too is zealous for the Eeformation ; but she has a right to be so, and her notions that way are steady ; and she has hitherto, though in a difiicult position, done honor to her creed. Surly Joachim is difficult to deal with ; is very positive now that he has de- clared himself : " In my house at least shall be nothing farther 1 Kohler, Munzbeluetigungen, xi. 47, 48 ; Holberg, Ddnemarckische Staats-und Reichs-Historie (Copenhagen, 1731, jwt the hig Book by Holberg), p. 241 ; Baddaus. Allgemeines Historisches Lexicon (Leipzig, 1709), § Christiaaus II. 222 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1528. of that unblessed stuff." Poor Lady, I see domestic difficulties very thick upon her ; nothing but division, the very children ranging themselves in parties. She can pray to Heaven ; she must do her wisest. She partook once, by some secret opportunity, of the " com- munion under both kinds ; " one of her Daughters noticed and knew ; told Father of it. Father knits up his thick lips ; rolls his abstruse dissatisfied eyes, in an ominous manner : the poor Lady, probably possessed of an excitable imagination too, trembles for herself. ''It is thought. His Durchlaucht will wall you up for life, my Serene Lady; dark prison for life, which probably may not be long ! " These surmises were of no credibility : but there and then the poor Lady, in a shiver of terror, decides that she must run ; goes off actually, one night (" Monday after the Lcetare,^^ which we find is 24th March) in the year 1528,^ in a mean vehicle under cloud of darkness, with only one maid and groom, — driving for life. That is very certain : she too is on flight towards Saxony, to shelter with her uncle Kurfiirst Johann, — unless for reasons of state he scruple ? On the dark road her vehicle broke down ; a spoke given way, — " Not a bit of rope to splice it," said the improvident groom. " Take my lace-veil here," said the poor Princess ; and in this guise she got to Torgau (I could guess, her poor Brother's lodging), — and thence, in short time, to the fine Schloss of Lichtenberg hard by ; Uncle Johann, to 1 Pauli (ii. 584) ; who cites Seckendorf, and tliis fraction of a Letter of Luther's, to one " Linckus " or Liucke, written on the Friday following (28th March, 1528) : — " The Electress [Margravine he calls her] has fled from Berlin, by help of her Brother the King of Denmark [poor Christian II.] to our Prince [Johann the Steadfast], because her Elector had determined to wall her up, as is reported, on account of the Eucharist under both species. Pray for our Prince ; the pious man and affectionate soul gets a great deal of trouble with hn kindred." Or thus in the Original : — " Marchionissa aufugit a Berlin, auxilio fratris, Regis Danice, ad nostrum Principem, quod Marchio statuerat earn immurare (ut dicitur) propter Euckaristiam utriusque speciei. Ora pro nostra Principe ; der fromme Mann und herzliche Mensch i.st doch ja wohl geplaget " (Seckendorf, Historia Lutheranismi, ii § 62, No. 8, p. 122). Chap. IX. KURFURST JOACHIM I. 223 151G-1552. whom she had zealously left an option of refusal, having as zealously permitted and invited her to continue there. Which she did for many years. Nor did she get the least molestation from Husband Joachim ; who I conjecture had intended, though a man of a certain temper, and strict in his own house, something short of walling up for life : — poor Joachim withal ! '' How- ever, since you are gone, Madam, go ! " Nor did he concern huuself with Christian II. farther, but let him lie in prison at his leisure. As for the Lady, he even let his children visit her at Lichtenberg ; Crypto-Protestants all ; and, among them, the repentant Daughter who had peached upon her. Poor Joachim, he makes a pious speech on his death-bed, solemnly warning his Son against these new-fangled heresies ; the Son being already possessed of them in his heart.* What could Father do more ? Both Father and Son, I suppose, were weeping. This was in 1535, this last scene ; things looking now more ominous than ever. Of Kurf Urst Joachim I will remember nothing farther, except that once, twenty- three years before, he " held a Tourney in Neu-Kuppin," year 1512 ; Tourney on the most magnificent scale, and in New- Euppin,^ a place we shall know by and by. As to the Lady, she lived eighteen years in that fine Schloss of Lichtenberg ; saw her children as we said ; and, silently or otherwise, rejoiced in the creed they were getting. She saw Luther's self sometimes ; " had him several times to dinner ; " he would call at her Mansion, when his journeys lay that way. She corresponded with him diligently ; nay once, for a three months, she herself went across and lodged with Dr. Luther and his Kate ; as a royal Lady might with a heroic Sage, — though the Sage's income was only Twenty-fcur pounds ster- ling annually. There is no doubt about that visit of three months ; one thinks of it, as of something human, something homely, ingenuous and pretty. Nothing in surly Joachim's history is half so memorable to me, or indeed memorable at all in the stage we are now come to. The Lady survived Joachim twenty years ; of these she 1 Speec li given in Kentsch, pp. 434-439. 2 Pauli, ii. 466. 224 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 151G-1552. spent eleven still at Lichtenberg, in no over-haste to return. However, her Son, the new Elector, declaring for Protestant- ism, she at length yielded to his invitations : came back (1546), and ended her days at Berlin in a peaceable and venerable manner. Luckless Brother Christian is lying under lock-and-key all this while ; smuggling out messages, and so on : like a voice from the land of Dreams or of Nightmares, painful, impracticable, coming now and then. CHAPTER X. KURFURST JOACHIM II. Joachim II., Sixth Elector, no doubt after painful study, and intricate silent consideration ever since his twelfth year when Luther was first heard of over the world, came grad- ually, and before his Father's death had already come, to the conclusion of adopting the Confession of Augsburg, as the true Interpretation of this Universe, so far as we had yet got ; and did so, publicly, in the year 1539.^ To the great joy of Ber- lin and the Brandenburg populations generally, who had been of a Protestant humor, hardly restrainable by Law, for some years past. By this decision Joachim held fast, with a stout, weighty grasp ; nothing spasmodic in his way of handling the matter, and yet a heartiness which is agreeable to see. He could not join in the Schmalkaldic War ; seeing, it is prob- able, small chance for such a War, of many chiefs and little counsel ; nor was he willing yet to part from the Kaisei* Karl v., who was otherwise very good to him. He had fought personally for this Kaiser, twice over, against the Turks ; first as Brandenburg Captain, learning his art; and afterwards as Kaiser's Generalissimo, in 1542. He did no good upon the Turks, on that latter occasion ; as indeed what good was to be done, in such a quagmire of futili- 1 Rentsch, p. 452. Chap. X. KURFURST JOACHIM 11. 225 151«-1552. ties as Joachim's element there was ? " Too sumptuous in his dinners, too much wine withal ! " hint some caluinni- ously.-' *' Hector of Germany ! " say others. He tried some small prefatory Siege or scalade of Pesth ; could not do it ; and came his ways home again, as the best course. Pedant Chroniclers give him the name Hector, " Joachim Hector," — to match that of Cicero and that of Achilles. A man of solid structure, this our Hector, in body and mind : extensive cheeks, very large heavy-laden face ; capable of terrible bursts of anger, as his kind generally were. The Schmalkaldic War went to water, as the Germans phrase it : Kur-Sachsen, — that is, Johann Friedrich the Mag- nanimous, Son of Johann " V. D. M. I. M." and Nephew of Friedrich the Wise, — had his sorrowfully valid reasons for the War ; large force too, plenty of zealous copartners, Philip of Hessen and others ; but no generalship, or not enough, for such a business. Big Army, as is apt enough to happen, fell short of food ; Kaiser Karl hung on the outskirts, waiting confidently till it came to famine. Johann Friedrich would attempt nothing decisive while provender lasted ; — and hav- ing in the end, strangely enough, and somewhat deaf to advice, divided his big Army into three separate parts, — Johann Friedrich was himself, with one of those parts, surprised at Miililberg, on a Sunday when at church (24th April, 1547) ; and was there beaten to sudden ruin, and even taken eaptive, like to have his head cut off, by the trium- phant angry Kaiser. Philip of Hessen, somewhat wiser, was home to Marburg, safe with his part, in the interim. — Elec- tor Joachim II. of Brandenburg had good reason to rejoice in his own cautious reluctances on this occasion. However, he did now come valiantly up, hearing what severities were in the wind. He pleaded earnestly, passionately, he and Cousin or al- ready " Elector " Moritz,^ — who was just getting Johann Friedrich's Electorship fished away from him out of these troubles,' — for Johann Friedrich of Saxony's life, first of alL 1 Panlus Jovius, &c. See Pauli, iii. 70-73. 2 Pauli, iii. 102. • Kurfiirst, 4th Jane, 1547. 226 HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDBXBURG. Book HI. 20th June, 1547. For Johann's life first ; this is a thing not to be dispensed with, your Majesty, on any terms whatever ; a sine qua non, this life to Protestant Germany at large. To which the Kaiser indicated, " He would see ; not immediate death at any rate ; we will see." A life that could not and must not be taken in this manner : this was the first point. Then, secondly, that Philip of Hessen, now home again at Marburg, — not a bad or disloyal man, though headlong, and with two wives, — might not be forfeited ; but that peace and pardon might be granted him, on his entire submission. To which second point the Kaiser answered, " Yes, then, on his submission." These were the two points. These pleadings went on at Halle, where the Kaiser now lies, in triumphantly victorious humor, in the early days of June, Year 1547. Johann Friedrich of Saxony had been, by some Imperial Court-Council or other, — Spanish merely, I suppose, — doomed to die. Sentence was signified to him while he sat at chess : '' Can wait till we end the game," thought Johann ; — " Pergamxis,''^ said he to his comrade, " Let us go on, then ! " Sentence not to be executed till one see. With Philip of Hessen things had a more conclusive aspect. Philip had accepted the terms procured for him ; which had been laboriously negotiated, brought to paper, and now wanted only the sign-manual to them .- '• Ohne einigen Gefdngniss (with- out any imprisonment)," one of the chief clauses. And so Philip now came over to Halle ; was met and welcomed by his two friends, Joachim and Moritz, at Naumburg, a stage before Halle ; — clear now to make his submission, and beg pardon of the Kaiser, according to bargain. On the morrow, 19th June, 1547, the Papers were got signed. And next day, 20th June, Philip did, according to bargain, openly beg pardon of the Kaiser, in his Majesty's Hall of Audience (Town House of Halle, I suppose) ; '' knelt at the Kaiser's feet publicly on both knees, while his Kanzler read the submission and en- treaty, as agreed upon ; " and, alas, then the Kaiser said nothing at all to him ! Kaiser looked haughtily, with im- penetrable eyes and shelf-lip, over the head of him ; gave him no hand to kiss ; and left poor Philip kneeling there. Ad Chap. X. KURFURST JOACHIM II. 227 1516-1652. awkward position indeed ; — which any German Painter that there were, might make a Picture of, I have sometimes thought. Picture of some real meaning, more or less, — if for symbolic Towers of Babel, mediaeval mythologies, and exten- sive smearings of that kind, he could find leisure ! — Philip having knelt a reasonable time, and finding there was no help for it, rose in the dread silence (some say, with too sturdy an expression of countenance) ; and retired from the affair, hav- ing at least done his part of it. The next practical thing was now supper, or as we of this age should call it, dinner. Uncommonly select and high sup- per : host the Duke of Aiba ; where Joachim, Elector Moritz, and another high Official, the Bishop of Arras, were to wel- come poor Philip after his troubles. How the grand supper went, I do not hear : possibly a little constrained ; the Kaiser's strange silence sitting on all men's thoughts ; not to be spoken of in the present company. At length the guests rose to go away. Philip's lodging is with Moritz (who is his son-in-law, as learned readers know) : " You Philip, your lodging is mine ; my lodging is yours, — I should say ! Cannot we ride to- gether ? " — " Philip is not permitted to go," said Imperial Officiality; "Philip is to continue here, and we fear go to prison." — " Prison ? " cried they all : " Ohne einigen Gcfdnrj- niss (without ant/ imprisonment) ! " — " As we read the words, it is ' Ohne ewigex Gefdngniss (without eternal imprison- ment),'" answer the others. And so, according to popular tradition, which has little or no credibility, though printed in many Books, their false Secretary had actually modified it. " Xo intention of imprisoning his Durchlaucht of Hessen forever ; not forever ! " answered they. And Kurf iirst Joa- chim, in astonished indignation, after some remonstrating and arguing, louder and louder, which profited nothing, blazed out into a very whirlwind of rage ; drew his sword, it is whispered with a shudder, — drew his sword, or was for drawing it, upon the Duke of Alba; and would have done, God knows what, had not friends flung themselves between, and got the Duke away, or him away.^ Other accounts bear, that it was upon 1 Pauli, iii. 103. 228 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book HI. 1548. the Bishop of Arras he drew his sword ; which is a somewhat different matter. Perhaps he drew it on both ; or on men and things in general ; — for his indignation knew no bounds. The heavy solid man ; yet with a human heart in him after all, and a HohenzoUern abhorrence of chicanery, capable of rising to the transcendent pitch ! His wars against the Turks, and his other Hectorships, I will forget ; but this, of a face so extensive kindled all into divine fire for poor Philip's sake, shall be memorable to me. Philip got out by and by, though with difficulty ; the Kaiser proving very stiff in the matter ; and only yielding to obsti- nate pressures, and the force of time and events. Philip got away ; and then how Johann Friedrich of Sachsen, after being led about for five years, in the Kaiser's train, a condemned man, liable to be executed any day, did likewise at last get away, with his head safe and Electorate gone : these are known Historical events, which we glanced at already, on another score. For, by and by, the Kaiser found tougher solicitation than this of Joachim's. The Kaiser, by his high carriage in this and other such matters, had at length kindled a new War round him ; and he then soon found himself reduced to ex- tremities again ; chased to the Tyrol Mountains, and obliged to comply with many things. New War, of quite other em- phasis and management than the Schmalkaldic one ; managed by Elector ^Nloritz and our poor friend Albert Alcibiades as principals. A Kaiser chased into the mountains, capable of being seized by a little spurring ; — " Capture him ? " said Albert. " I have no cage big enough for such a bird ! " an- swered Moritz ; and the Kaiser was let run. How he ran then towards Treaty of Passau (1552), towards Siege of Metz and other sad conclusions, " Abdication " the finale of them : these also are known phases in the Reformation History, as hinted at above. Here at Halle, in the year 1547, the great Kaiser, with Protestantism manacled at his feet, and many things going prosperous, was at his culminating point. He published his Literim (1548, What you troublesome Protestants are to do, Chap. X. KURFURST JOACHIM IT. 229 1548. in the mean time, while the Council of Trent is sitting, and till it and I decide for you) ; and in short, drove and reined-in the Reich with a high hand and a sharp whip, for the time being. Troublesome Protestants mostly rejected the Interim ; Moritz and Alcibiades, with France in the rear of them, took to arms in that way ; took to ransoming fat Bishoprics (" Ver- bum Diaboli 2Ianet,^^ we know where !) ; — took to chasing Kaisers into the mountains ; — and times came soon round again. In all these latter broils Kurfurst Joachim II., deeply interested, as we may fancy, strove to keep quiet ; and to pre- vail, by weight of influence and wise counsel, rather than by fighting with his Kaiser. One sad little anecdote I recollect of Joachim : an Accident, which happened in those Passau-Interim days, a year or two after that drawing of tlie sword on Alba. Kurfurst Joachim unfortunately once fell through a staircase, in that time ; being, as I guess, a heavy man. It was in the Castle of Grimnitz, one of his many Castles, a spacious enough old Hunting-seat, the repairs of which had not been well attended to. The good Herr, weighty of foot, was leading down his Electress to din- ner one day in this Schloss of Grimnitz ; broad stair climbs round a grand Hall, hung with stag-trophies, groups of weap- ons, and the like hall-furniture. An unlucky timber yielded ; yawning chasm in the staircase ; Joachim and his good Prin- cess sank by gravitation ; Joachim to the floor with little hurt ; his poor Princess (horrible to think of), being next the wall, came upon the stag-horns and boar-spears down below ! ^ The poor Lady's hurt was indescribable : she walked lame all the rest of her days ; and Joachim, I hope (hope, but not with confidence),^ loved her all the better for it. This unfortunate old Schloss of Grimnitz, some thirty miles northward of Ber- lin, was — by the Eighth Kurfurst, Joachim Friedrich, Grand- son of this one, with great renown to himself and to it — converted into an Endowed High School : the famed Joachims- thal Gymnashim, still famed, though now under some change of circumstances, and removed to Berlin itself.* Joachim's first Wife, from Avhom descend the following 1 Pauli, iii. 112. 2 Jb. jji. 194. 3 Nicolai, p. 725. 230 THE HOHENZULLERXS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1516-1552. Kurfiirsts, was a daughter of tliat Duke George of Saxony, Luther's celebrated friend, "If it rained Duke-Georges nine days running." Joachim gets Co-infeftment in Preussen. This second Wife, she of the accident at Grimnitz, was Hed- vig, King Sigisniund of Poland's daughter ; which connection, it is thought, helped Joachim well in getting what they call the Mitbelehnung of Preussen (for it was he that achieved this point) from King Sigismund. Mithelehnung (Co-infeftment) in Preussen ; — whereby is sol- emnly acknowledged the right of Joachim and his Posterity to the reversion of Preussen, should the Culmbach Line of Duke Albert happen to fail. It was a thing Joachim long strove for ; till at length his Father-in-law did, some twenty years hence, concede it him.^ Should Albert's Line fail, then, the other Culmbachers get Preussen ; should the Culmbachers all fail, the Berlin Brandenburgers get it. The Culmbachers are at this time rather scarce of heirs : poor Alcibiades died child- less, as we know, and Casimir's Line is extinct ; Duke Albert himself has left only one Son, who now succeeds in Preussen ; still young, and not of the best omens. Margraf George the Pious, he left only George Priedrich ; an excellent man, who is now prosperous in the world, and wedded long since, but has no children. So that, between Joachim's Line and Preussen there are only two intermediate heirs ; — and it was a thing eminently worth looking after. Nor has it wanted that. And so Kurfurst Joachim, almost at the end of his course, has now made sure of it. Joachim makes ^'■Heritage-Brotherhood^^ with the Duke of Liegnitz. Another feat of like nature Joachim II. had long ago achieved ; which likewise in the long-run proved important in his Family, and in the History of the world : an ^' Erhver^ 1 Date, Lublin, 19th July, 1568: Pauli, iii. 177-179, 193; Rentsch, p. 457; Rtenzel. i. 341, 342. Chap. X. KURFURST JOACHIM II. 231 1516-1552. bmderung" so they term it, with the Duke of Liegnitz, — date 1537. Erbverhmderung (" Heritage-ljrotherhood," meaning Covenant to succeed reciprocally on Failure of Heirs to either) had in all times been a common paction among German Princes well affected to each other. Friedrich II., the then Duke of Liegnitz, we have transiently seen, was related to the Family ; he had been extremely helpful in bringing his young friend Albert of Preussen's affairs to a good issue, — whose Niece, withal, he had wedded : — in fact, he was a close friend of this our Joachim's ; and there had long been a growing connection between the two Houses, by intermarriages and good offices. The Dukes of Liegnitz were Sovereign-Princes, come of the old Piasts of Poland ; and had perfect right to enter into this transaction of an Erbverhriiderung with whom they liked. True, they had, above two hundred years before, in the days of King Johann Ich-dien (a.d. 1329), voluntarily constituted them- selves Vassals of the Crown of Bohemia : ^ but the right to dispose of their Lauds as they pleased had, all along, been carefully acknowledged, and saved entire. And, so late as 1521, just sixteen years ago, the Bohemian King Vladislaus the Last, our good Margraf George's friend, had expressly, in a Deed still extant, confirmed to them, with all the emphasis and amplitude that Law-Phraseology could bring to bear upon it, the right to dispose of said Lands in any manner of way : "by written testament, or by verbal on their death-bed, they can, as they see wisest, give away, sell, pawn, dispose of, and exchange (oergeben, verkmifen, versetzen, verschaffen, venvech- seln) these said lands," to all lengths, and with all manner of freedom. "Which privilege had likewise been confirmed, twice over (1522, 1524), by Ludwig the next King, Ludwig Ohne- Haut, who perished in the bogs of IMohacz, and ended the native Line of Bohemian-Hungarian Kings. Nay, Ferdinand, King of the Romans, Karl V.'s Brother, afterwards Kaiser, who absorbed that Bohemian Crown among the others, had himself, by implication, sanctioned or admitted the privilege, in 1529, only eight years ago.^ The right to make the Erbverbriiderung could not seem doubtful to anybody. 1 PauU. iii. 22. 2 gtenzel, i. 323. 232 HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 18th Oct. 1537. And made accordingly it was ; signed, sealed, drawn out on the proper parchments, 18th October, 1537 ; to the following clear effect : '^ That if Duke Friedrich's Line should die out, all his Liegnitz countries, Liegnitz, Brieg, Wohlau, should fall to the Hohenzollern Brandenburgers ; and that, if the Line of Hohenzollern Brandenburg should first fail, then all and singu- lar the Bohemian Fiefs of Brandenburg (as Crossen, Zullichau and seven others there enumerated) should fall to the House of Liegnitz." ^ It seemed a clear Paction, questionable by no mortal. Double-marriage between the two Houses (eldest Son, on each side, to suitable Princess on the other) was to follow ; and did follow, after some delays, 17th February, 1545. So that the matter seemed now complete ; secure on all points, and a matter of quiet satisfaction to both the Houses and to their friends. But Ferdinand, King of the Romans, King of Bohemia and Hungary, and coming to be Emperor one day, was not of that sentiment. Ferdinand had once implicitly recognized the privilege, but Ferdinand, now when he saw the privilege turned to use, and such a territory as Liegnitz exposed to the possibility of falling into inconvenient hands, explicitly took other thoughts ; and gradually determined to prohibit this JSrbverbruderung. The States of Bohemia, accordingly, in 1544 (it is not doubtful, by Ferdinand's suggestion), were moved to make inquiries as to this Heritage-Fraternity of Liegnitz.^ On which hint King Ferdinand straightway in- formed the Duke of Liegnitz that the act was not justifiable, and must be revoked. The Duke of Liegnitz, grieved to the heart, had no means of resisting. Ferdinand, King of the Romans, backed by Kaiser Karl, with the States of Bohemia barking at his wink, were too strong for poor Duke Friedrich of Liegnitz. Great corresponding between Berlin, Liegnitz, Prag ensued on this matter : but the end was a summons to Duke Friedrich, — summons from King Ferdinand in March, 1.546, " To appear in the Imperial Hall (Kaiserhof) at Bres- lau," and to submit that Deed of Erbverbriiderung to the ex- amination of the States there. The States, already up to the 1 Stciize], i. 320. 2 ib. i. 322. Chap. X. KURFUKST JOACHIM II. 233 8tli May, 1546. affair, soon finished their examination of it (8th May, 1546). The deed was annihilated ; and Friedrich was ordered, further- more, to produce proofs within six months that his subjects too were absolved of all oaths or the like regarding it, and that in fact the Transaction was entirely abolished and reduced to zero. Friedrich complied, had to comply ; very much cha- grined, he returned home ; and died next year, — it is sup- posed, of heartbreak from this business. He had yielded out wardly ; but to force only. In a Codicil appended to his last Will, some months afterwards (which Will, written years ago, had treated the Erhi-erbmdenmg as a Fact settled), he indi- cates, as with his last breath, that he considered the thing still valid, though overruled by the hand of power. Let the reader mark this matter ; for it will assuredly become memorable, one day. The hand of power, namely, Ferdinand, King of the Eomans, had applied in like manner to Joachim of Brandenburg to sur- render his portion of the Deed, and annihilate on his side too this Erhverhriiderung. But Joachim refused steadily, and all his successors steadily, to give up this Bit of Written Parch- ment ; kept the same, among their precious documents, against some day that might come (and I suppose it lies in the Ar- chives of Berlin even now) ; silently, or in words, asserting that the Deed of Heritage-Brothership was good, and that though some hands might have the power, no hand could have the right to abolish it on those terms. How King Ferdinand permitted himself such a procedure ? Ferdinand, says one of his latest apologists in this matter, " considered the privileges granted by his Predecessors, in respect to rights of Sovereignty, as fallen extinct on their death." 1 Which — if Reality and Fact would but likewise be so kind as " consider " it so — was no doubt convenient for Ferdinand ! Joachim was not so great with Ferdinand as he had been with Charles the Imperial Brother. Joachim and Ferdinand had many debates of this kind, some of them rather stiff. Jiigerndorf, for instance, and the Baireuth-Anspach confisca- 1 Stenzel, i. 323. 234 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book hi. 1516-1552. tions, in George Friedrich's minority. Ferdinand, now Kaiser, had snatched Jagerndorf from poor young George Friedrich, son of excellent Margraf George whom we knew ; " Part of the spoils of Albert Alcibiades," thought Ferdinand, " and a good windfall," — though young George Friedrich had merely been the Ward of Cousin Alcibiades, and totally without con- cern in those political explosions. "Excellent windfall," thought Ferdinand ; and held his grip. But Joachim, in his weighty steady way, intervened ; Joachim, emphatic in the Diets and elsewhere, made Ferdinand quit grip, and produce Jagerndorf again. Jagerndorf and the rest had all to be restored ; and, except some filchings in the Jagerndorf Appen- dages (Ratibor and Oppeln, " restored " only in semblance, and at length juggled away altogether),' everything came to its right owner again. Nor would Joachim rest till Alcibiades's Territories too were all punctually given back, to this same George Friedrich ; to whom, by law and justice, they belonged. In these points Joachim prevailed against a strong-handed Kaiser, apt to " consider one's rights fallen extinct " now and then. In this of Liegnitz all he could do was to keep the Deed, in steady protest silent or vocal. But enough now of Joachim Hector, Sixth Kurfiirst, and of his workings and his stragglings. He walked through this world, treading as softly as might be, yet with a strong weighty step ; rending the jungle steadily asunder ; well see- ing whither he was bound. Rather an expensive Herr ; built a good deal, completion of the Schloss at Berlin one exam- ple ; 2 and was not otherwise afraid of outlay, in the Reich's Politics, or in what seemed needful : If there is a harvest ahead, even a distant one, it is poor thrift to be stingy of your seed-corn ! Joachim was always a conspicuous Public Man, a busy Poli- tician in the Reich ; stanch to his kindred, and by no means blind to himself or his own interests. Stanch also, we must grant, and ever active, though generally in a cautious, weighty, never in a rash swift way, to the great Cause of Protestantism, 1 Rentsch, pp. 129, \30. 2 Nicolai, p. 82. Chap. X. KURFURST JOACHIM II. 235 1616-1552. and to all good causes. He was himself a solemnly devout man ; deep awe-stricken reverence dwelling in his view of this Universe. Most serious, though with a jocose dialect com- monly, having a cheerful wit in speaking to men. Lutlier's Books he called his Seelenschatz (Soul's-treasure) ; Luther and the Bible were his chief reading. Fond of profane learning too, and of the useful or ornamental Arts ; given to music, and "would himself sing aloud" when he had a melodious leisure-hour. Excellent old gentleman : he died, rather sud- denly, but with much nobleness, 3d January, 1571 ; age sixty- six. Old Rentsch's account of this event is still worth reading : ^ Joachim's death-scene has a mild pious beauty which does not depend on creed. He had a Brother too, not a little occupied with Politics, and always on the good side ; a wise pious man, whose fame was in all the churches : " J ohann of Ciistrin," called also " Johann the Wise," who busied himself zealously in Protes- tant matters, second only in piety and zeal to his Cousin, Margraf " George the Pious ; and was not so held back by official considerations as his Brother the Elector now and then. Johann of Ciistrin is a very famous man in the old Books ; Johann was the first that fortified Ciistrin ; built him- self an illustrious Schloss, and "roofed it with copper," in Ciistrin (which is a place we shall be well acquainted with by and by) ; and lived there, with the Neumark for apanage, a true man's life ; — mostly with a good deal of business, war- like and other, on his hands ; with good Books, good Deeds, and occasionally good Men, coming to enliven it, — according to the terms then given. 1 RentBch, p. 458. liS THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book IH. 1547. CHAPTER XI. SEVENTH KUBFURST, JOHANN GEORGE. Kaiser Karl, we said, was very good to Joachim; who always strove, sometimes with a stretch upon his very con- science, to keep well with the Kaiser. The Kaiser took Joachim's young Prince along with him to those Schmalkal- (lic Wars (not the comfortable side for Joachim's conscience, but the safe side for an anxious Father) ; Kaiser made a Knight of this young Prince, on one occasion of distinction; he wrote often to Papa about him, what a promising young hero he was, — seems really to have liked the young man. It was Johann George, Elector afterwards. Seventh Elector. — This little incident is known to me on evidence.^ A small thing that certainly befell, at the siege of Wittenberg (a.d. 1547), during those Philip-of-Hessen Negotiations, three himdred and odd years ago. The Schmalkaldic War having come all to nothing, the Saxon Elector sitting captive with sword overhead in the way we saw, Saxon Wittenberg was besieged, and the Kaiser was in great hurry to get it. Kaiser in person, and young Johann George for sole attendant, rode round the place one day, to take a view of the works, and judge how soon, or whether ever, it could be compelled to give in. Gunners noticed them from the battlements ; gunners Saxon-Protes- tant most likely, and in just gloom at the perils and indigni- ties now lying on their pious Kurf iirst Johann Friedrich the Magnanimous. " Lo, you ! Kaiser's self riding yonder, and one of his silk Junkers. Suppose we gave the Kaiser's self a shot, then ? " said the gunner, or thought : " It might help a better man from his life-perils, if such shot did — ! " In fact the gun flashed off, with due outburst, and almost with due eif ect. The ball struck the ground among the very horses' ^ Rentsch, p. 465. Chap. XI. SEVENTH KUKFUKST, JOHANN GEORGE. 237 1568-1603. feet of the two riders ; so that they were thrown, or nearly so, and covered from sight with a cloud of earth and sand ; — and the gunners thouglit, for some instants, an unjust, obstinate Kaiser's life was gone ; and a pious Elector's saved. But it proved not so. Kaiser Karl and Johann George both emerged, in a minute or two, little the worse ; — • Kaiser Karl perhaps blushing somewhat, and flurried this time, I think, in the impenetrable eyes ; and his Cimburgis lip closed for the mo- ment ; — and galloped out of shot-range. " I never forget this little incident," exclaims Smelfungus : " It is one of the few times I can get, after all my reading about that surprising Karl v., I do not say the least understanding or practical con- ception of him and his character and his affairs, but the least ocular view or imagination of him, as a fact among facts ! " Which is unlucky for Smelfungus. — Johann George, still more emphatically, never to the end of his life forgot this incident. And indeed it must be owned, had the shot taken effect as intended, the whole course of human things would have been surprisingly altered ; — and for one thing, neither Friedrich the Great, nor the present History of Friedrich, had ever risen above ground, or troubled an enlightened public or me ! Of Johann George, this Seventh Elector,^ who proved a good Governor, and carried on the Family Affairs in the old style of slow steady success, I will remember nothing more, except that he had the surprising number of Three-and-Twenty chil- dren ; one of them posthumous, though he died at the age of seventy-three. — He is Founder of the New Culmbach line : two sons of these twenty-three children he settled, one in Baireuth, the other in Anspach ; from whom come all the subsequent Heads of that Principality, till the last of them died in Hammer- smith in 1806, as above said.*^ He was a prudent, thrifty Herr ; no mistresses, no luxuries allowed ; at the sight of a 1 1525; 1571-1598. 2 Rentsch, p. 475 {Christian to Baireuth ; Joachim Ernst to Anspach) ;-* 8ee Genealogical Diagram, infra, p 309a. 11.11 Vol. *i 338 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book ni. 1568-1603. new-fashioned coat, lie would fly out on an unhappy youth, and pack him from his presence. Very strict in point of jus- tice : a peasant once appealing to him, in one of his inspec- tion-journeys through the country, " Grant me justice, Durch- laudit, against So-and-so ; I am your highness's born subject ! " — '• Thou shouldst have it, man, wert thou a born Turk ! " an- swered Johann George. — There is something anxious, grave and, as it were, surprised in the look of this good Herr. He made the Gera Bond above spoken of ; — founded the Younger Culmbach Line, with that important Law of Primogeniture strictly superadded. A conspicuous thrift, veracity, modest solidity, looks through the conduct of this Herr ; — a deter- mined Protestant he too, as indeed all the following were and are.^ Of Joachim Friedrich, his eldest Son, who at one time was Archbishop of Magdeburg, — called home from the wars to fill that valuable Heirloom, which had suddenly fallen vacant by an Uncle's death, and keep it warm ; — and who afterwards, in due course, carried on a lobliche Regierung of the old style and physiognomy, as Eighth Kurfiirst, from his fiftieth to his sixtieth year (1598-1608) : ^ of him we already noticed the fine " Joachims-thaX Gymnasium," or Foundation for learned pur- poses, in the old Schloss of Grimnitz, where his serene Grand- mother got lamed; and will notice nothing farther, in this place, except his very great anxiety to profit by the Prussian Mithelehnung, — that Co-infef tment in Preussen, achieved by his Grandfather Joachim IL, which was now about coming to its fidl maturity. Joachim Friedrich had already married his eldest Prince to the daughter of Albert Friedrich, Second Duke of Preussen, who it was by this time evident would be the last Duke there of his Line. Joachim Friedrich, having himself fallen a widower, did next year, though now counting fifty-six — But it will be better if we explain first, a little, how matters now stood with Preussen. 1 Rentsch, pp. 470, 471. 2 Born, 1547; Magdeburg, 1566-1598 (when hia Third Son got it, — very unlucky in the Thirty- Years War afterwards). Chap. XII. ALBERT FRIEDRICH. 239 1568. CHAPTER XII. ■ OF ALBERT FRIEDRICH, THE SECOND DUKE OF PREUSSEN. Duke Albert died in 1568, laden with years, and in his latter time greatly broken down by other troubles. His Prussian Raths (Councillors) were disobedient, his Osianders and Lutheran-Calvinist Theologians were all in fire and flame against each other : the poor old man, with the best dispositions, but without power to realize them, had much to do and to suffer. Pious, just and honorable, intending the best ; but losing his memory, and incapable of business, as he now complained. In his sixtieth year he had married a second time, a young Brunswick Princess, with whose foolish Brother, Eric, he had much trouble ; and who at last herself took so ill with the insolence and violence of these intrusive Councillors and Theologians, that the household- life she led beside her old Husband and them became intoler- able to her ; and she withdrew to another residence, — a little Hunting-seat at Neuhausen, half a dozen miles from Konigsberg ; — and there, or at Labiau still farther off, lived mostly, in a separate condition, for the rest of her life. Sepa- rate for life : — nevertheless they happened to die on the same day ; 20th March, 1568, they were simultaneously de- livered from their troubles in this world.^ Albert left one Son ; the second child of this last Wife : his one child by the former Wife, a daughter now of good years, was married to the Duke of Mecklenburg. Son's name was Albert Priedrich ; age, at his Father's death, fifteen. A promising young Prince, but of sensitive abstruse temper ; — held under heavy tutelage by his Paths and Theologians; and spurting up against them, in explosive rebellion, from time to time. He now (1568) was to be sovereign Duke of 1 Hiibner. t. 181 ; Stenzel. i. 342. 240 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1568. Preussen, and the one representative of the Culmbach Line in that fine Territory ; Margraf George Friedrich of Anspach, the only other Cuhnbacher, being childless, though wedded. We need not doubt, the Brandenburg House — old Kur- furst Joachim II. still alive, and thrifty Johann George the Heir- Apparent — kept a watchful eye on those emergencies. But it was difficult to interfere directly ; the native Prussian Eaths were very jealous, and Poland itself was a ticklish Sovereignty to deal with. Albert Friedrich being still a Minor, the Polish King, Sigismund, proposed to undertake the guardianship of him, as became a superior lord to a subject vassal on such an occasion. But the Prussian Raths assured his Majesty, "Their young Prince was of such a lively intellect, he was perfectly fit to conduct the affairs of the Government," especially with such a Body of expert Councillors to help him, "and might be at once declared of age." Which was accordingly the course followed; Poland caring little for it; Brandenburg digesting the arrangement as it could. And thus it continued for some years, even under new difficulties that arose ; the official Clique of Eaths being the real Government of the Country ; and poor young Albert Friedrich bursting out occasionally into tears against them, occasionally into futile humors of a fiery nature. Osiander-Theology, and the battle of the 'doxies, ran very high ; nor was Prussian Officiality a beautiful thing. These Prussian Raths, and the Prussian Ritterschaft gen- erally (Knightage, Land-Aristocracy), which had its Stande (States, or meetings of Parliament after a sort), were all along of a mutinous, contumacious humor. The idea had got into their minds. That they were by birth what the ancient Hitters by election had been; entitled, fit or not fit, to share the Government promotions among them : " The Duke is hereditary in his office ; why not we ? All Offices, are they not, by nature, ours to share among us ? " The Duke's notion, again, was to have the work of his Offices effectually done ; small matter by whom : the Bitters looked less to that side of the question ; — regarded any " Foreigner " (German-Anspacher, or other Non-Prussian), whatever his Chap. XII. ALBERT FRTEDRICH. 241 1568-1603. merit, as an intruder, usurper, or kind of thief, -when seen in office. Their contentions, contumacies and pretensions were accordingly manifold. They had dreams of an " Aris tocratic Republic, with the Sovereign reduced to zero," like what their Polish neighbors grew to. They had various dreams ; and individuals among them broke out, from time to time, into high acts of insolence and mutiny. It took a hundred and fifty years of Brandenburg horse-breaking, some- times with sharp manipulation and a potent curb-bit, to dispossess them of that notion, and make them go steadily in harness. Which also, however, was at last got done by the Hohenzollerns. Of Duke Albert FriedricK % Marriage : who his Wife was, and what her possible Dowry. In a year or two, there came to be question of the marrying of young Duke Albert Friedrich, After due consultation, the Princess fixed upon was Maria Eleonora, eldest Daughter of the then Duke of Cleve : to him a proper Embassy was sent with that object; and came back with Yes for answer. Duke of Cleve, at that time, was Wilhelm, called "the Eich " in History -Books ; a Sovereign of some extent in those lower Rhine countries. Whom I can connect with the English reader's memory in no readier way than by the fact. That he was younger brother, one year younger, of a certain " Anne of Cleves ; " — a large fat Lady, who was rather scurvily used in this country ; being called, by Henry VIII. and us, a " great Flanders mare," unsuitable for espousal with a King of deli- cate feelings ! This Anne of Cleves, who took matters quietly and lived on her pension, when rejected by King Henry, was Aunt of the young Lady now in question for Preussen. She was still alive here in England, pleasantly quiet, " at Burley on the Hill," till Maria Eleonora was seven years old ; — who possibly enough still reads in her memory some fading vestige of new black frocks or trimmings, and brief court- mourning, on the death of poor Aunt Anne over seas. — Another Aunt is more honorably distinguished ; Sibylla, Wife 242 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1568-1603. of our noble Saxon Elector, Joliann Friedrich the Magnani- mous, who lost his Electorate and almost his Life for religion's sake, as we have seen ; by whom, in his perils and distresses, Sibylla stood always, like a very true and noble Wife. Duke Wilhelm himself was a man of considerable mark in his day. His Duchy of Cleve included not only Cleve- Proper, but Jiilich (Juliers), Berg, which latter pair of Duchies were a better thing than Cleve-Proper : — Jiilich, Berg and various other small Principalities, which, gradually agglomer- ating by marriage, heritage and the chance of events in succes- sive centuries, had at length come all into Willielm's hands ; so that he got the name of Wilhelm the Rich among his con- temporaries. He seems to have been of a headlong, blustery, uncertain disposition ; much tossed about in the controversies of his day. At one time he was a Protestaut declared; not without reasons of various kinds. The Duchy of Geldern (what we call Guelders) had fallen to him, by express be- quest of the last Owner, whose Line was out ; and Wilhelm took possession. But the Kaiser Karl V. quite refused to let him keep possession. Whereupon Wilhelm had joined with the French (it was in the Moritz-Alcibiades time) ; had de- clared war, and taken other high measures : but it came to nothing, or to less. The end was, Wilhelm had to " come upon his knees " before the Kaiser, and beg forgiveness ; quite renouncing Geldern, which accordingly has gone its own dif- ferent road ever since. Wilhelm was zealously Protestant in those days ; as his people are, and as he still is, at the period we treat of. But he went into Papistry, not long after ; and made other sudden turns and misventures : to all appearance, rather an abrupt, blustery, uncertain Herr. It is to him that Albert Friedrich, the young Duke of Preussen, guided by his Council, now (Year 1572) sends an Embassy, demanding his eldest Daughter, Maria Eleonora, to wife. Duke Wilhelm answered Yea ; " sent a Counter-Embassy," with whatever else was necessary ; and in due time the young Bride, with her Father, set out towards Preussen, such being the arrangement, there to complete the matter. They had Chap. XII. ALBERT FRIEDRICH. 243 15G8-1603. got as far as Berlin, "warmly welcomed by the Kurfiirst Jo- hann George ; when, from Konigsberg, a sad message reached them : namely, that the young Duke had suddenly been seized with an invincible depression and overclouding of mind, not quite to be characterized by the name of madness, but still less by that of perfect sanity. His eagerness to see his Bride was the same as formerly ; but his spiritual health was in the questionable state described. The young Lady paused for a little, in such mood as we may fancy. She had already lost two offers. Bridegrooms snatched away by death, says Pauli ; ^ and thought it might be ominous to refuse the third. So she decided to go on ; dashed aside her father's doubts ; sent her unhealthy Bridegroom " a flower-garland as love-token," who duly responded ; and Father Wilhelm and she proceeded, as if nothing were wrong. The spiritual state of the Prince, she found, had not been exaggerated to her. His humors and ways were strange, questionable ; other than one could have wished. Such as he was, however, she wedded him on the appointed terms ; — hoping probably for a recoveryy which never came. The case of Albert's malady is to this day dim ; and strange tales are current as to the origin of it, which the curious in Physiology may consult ; they are not fit for re- porting here.^ It seems to have consisted in an overclouding, rather than a total ruin of the mind. Incurable depression there was ; gloomy torpor alternating with fits of vehement activity or suffering ; great discontinuity at all times : — evi- dent unfitness for business. It was long hoped he might recover. And Doctors in Divinity and in Medicine undertook him : Theologians, Exorcists, Physicians, Quacks ; but no cure came of it, nothing but mutual condemnations, violences and even execrations, from the said Doctors and their re- spective Official patrons, lay and clerical. Must have been such a scene for a young Wife as has seldom occurred, in ro- mance or reality ! Children continued to be born ; daughter after daughter; but no son that lived. 1 Pauli, iv. 512. 2 n,. jy. 475. 244 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBUEG. Book m 1603. Margraf George Friedrich comes to Preussen to administer. After five years' space, in 1578,^ cure being now hopeless, and the very Conncil admitting that the Duke was incapable of business, — George Friedrich of Anspach-Baireuth came into the country to take charge of him ; having already, he and the other Brandenburgers, negotiated the matter with the King of Poland, in whose power it mostly lay. George Friedrich was by no means welcome to the Prussian Council, nor to the Wife, nor to the Landed Aristocracy ; — other than welcome, for reasons we can guess. But he proved, in the judgment of all fair witnesses, an excellent Governor ; and, for six-and-twenty years, administered the country with great and lasting advantage to it. His Portraits represent to us a large ponderous figure of a man, very fat in his latter years; with an air of honest sense, dignity, composed solid- ity ; — very fit for the task now on hand. He resolutely, though in mild form, smoothed down the flaming fires of his Clergy ; commanding now this controversy and then that other controversy (" de concreto et de inconcreto,''^ or whatever they were) to fall strictly silent ; to carry them- selves on by thought and meditation merely, and without words. He tamed the mutinous Aristocracy, the mutinous Biirgermeisters, Town-Council of Konigsberg, whatever mu- tiny there was. He drained bogs, says old Rentsch ; he felled woods, made roads, established inns. Prussia was well gov- erned till George's death, which happened in the year 1603.^ Anspach, in the mean while, Anspach, Baireuth and Jagern- dorf, which were latterly all his, he had governed by deputy ; no need of visiting those quiet countries, except for pui-poses of kindly recreation, or for a swift general supervision, now and then. By all accounts, an excellent, steadfast, wise and just man, this fat George Friedrich; worthy of the Father that produced him Q^Nit Kop of), lover Forst, nit Kop abf "), — and that is saying much. By his death without children much territory fell home to 1 Pauli, iv. 476, 481, 482, « Rentsch, pp G66-688. Chap. XII. ALBERT FRIEDRICH. 245 1606. the Elder House ; to be disposed of as was settled in the Gera Bond five years before. Auspach and Baireutli went to two Brothers of the now Elector, KurfUrst Joachim Friedrich, sons of Johann George of blessed memory : founders, they, of the '^ New Line," of whom we know. Jagerndorf the Elector himself got ; and he, not long after, settled it on one of his own sons, a new Johann George, who at that time was fallen rather landless and out of a career : " Johann George of Jagerndorf," so called thenceforth : whose history will con- cern us by and by. Preussen was to be incorporated with the Electorate, — were possession of it once had. But that is a ticklish point ; still ticklish in spite of rights, and liable to perverse accidents that may arise. Joachim Friedrich, as we intimated once, was not wanting to himself on this occasion. But the affair was full of intrica- cies ; a very wasps'-nest of angry humors ; and required to be handled with delicacy, though with force and decision. Joa- chim Friedrich' s eldest Son, Johann Sigismund, Electoral Prince of Brandenburg, had already, in 1594, married one of Albert Friedrich the hypochondriac Duke of Preussen's daugh- ters ; and there was a promising family of children ; no lack of children. Nevertheless prudent Joachim Friedrich him- self, now a widower, age towards sixty, did farther, in the present emergency, marry another of these Princesses, a younger Sister of his Son's Wife, — seven months after George Friedrich's death, — to make assurance doubly sure. A man not to be balked, if he can help it. By virtue of ex- cellent management, — Duchess, Prussian Stande (States), and Polish Crown, needing all to be contented, — Joachim Fried- rich, with gentle strong pressure, did furthermore squeeze his way into the actual Guardianship of Preussen and the imbecile Duke, which was his by right. This latter feat he achieved in the course of another year (11th March, 1605) ; ' and thereby fairly got hold of Preussen ; which he grasped, " knuckles- white," as we may say ; and which his descendants have never quitted since. 1 Stenzel, i. 358. 246 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book Hi. 1608. Good management was very necessary. The thing was difficult ; — and also was of more importance than we yet altogether see. Not Preussen only, but a still better country, the Duchy of Cleve, Cleve-Julich, Duke Wilhelm's Heritage down in the E-hineland, — Heritage turning out now to be of right his eldest Daughter's here, and likely now to drop soon, — is involved in the thing. This first crisis, of getting into the Prussian Administratorship, fallen vacant, our vigilant Kurfiirst Joachim Friedrich has successfully managed; and he holds his grip, knuckles-white. Before long, a second crisis comes ; where also he will have to grasp decisively in, — he, or those that stand for him, and whose knuckles can still hold. But that may go to a new Chapter. CHAPTER XIII. NINTH KURFURST, JOHANN SIGISMUND. In the summer of 1608 (23d May, 1608) Johann Sigismnnd's (and his Father's) Mother-in-law, the poor Wife of the poor imbecile Duke of Preussen, died.^ Upon which Johann Sigis- mund, Heir-Apparent of Brandenburg and its expectancies, was instantly despatched from Berlin, to gather up the threads cut loose by that event, and see that the matter took no damage. On the road thither news reached him that his own Father, old Joachim Priedrich, was dead (18th July, 1608) ; that he himself was now Kurfiirst ; ^ and that numerous threads were loose at both ends of his affairs. The "young man" — not now so young, being full thirty- five and of fair experience — was in difiiculty, under these overwhelming tidings ; and puzzled, for a little, whether to advance or to return. He decided to advance, and settle Prus- 1 Maria Eleonora, Duke Wilhelm of Cleve's eldest Daughter: 1550, 1573, 1608 (Hubner, t. 286). 2 1572, 160&-1619. Chap. XIII. NINTH KURFtJRST, JOHANN SIGISMUND. 247 sian matters, where the peril and the risk were ; Brandenburg business he could do by rescripts. His difficulties in Preussen, and at the Polish Court, were in fact immense. But after a space of eight or nine months, he did, by excellent management, not sparing money judi- ciously laid out on individuals, arrive at some adjustment, better or worse, and got Preussen in hand ; ^ legal Administra- tor of the imbecile Duke, as his Father had been. After which he had to run for Brandenburg, without loss of time : great matters being there in the wind. Nothing wrong in Branden- burg, indeed ; but the great Cleve Heritage is dropping, has dropped ; over in Cleve, an immense expectancy is now come to the point of deciding itself. How the Cleve Heritage dropped, and many sprang to pick it up. Wilhelm of Cleve, the explosive Duke, whom we saw at Berlin and Konigsberg at the wedding of this poor Lady now deceased, had in the marriage-contract, as he did in all subse- quent contracts and deeds of like nature, announced a Settle- ment of his Estates, which was now become of the highest mo- ment for Johann Sigismund. The Country at that time called Duchy of Cleve, consisted, as we said above, not only of Cleve- Proper, but of two other still better Duchies, Jiilich and Berg ; then of the Grafschaft (County) of Ravensburg, County of Mark, Lordship of — In fact it was a multifarious agglom- erate of many little countries, gathered by marriage, heritage and luck, in the course of centuries, and now united in the hand of this Duke Wilhelm. It amounted perhaps to two Yorkshires in extent.^ A naturally opulent Country, of fertile meadows, shipping capabilities, metalliferous hills ; and, at this time, in consequence of the Dutch-Spanish War, and the mul- titude of Protestant refugees, it was getting filled with in- genious industries ; and rising to be, what it still is, the busiest quarter of Germany. A Country lowing with kine; the hum 1 29th April, 1609. Stenzel, i. 370. 2 See Biisching, Erdbeschr^bung, v. 642-734. 248 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1609. of the flax-spindle heard in its cottages, in those old days, — "much of the linen called Hollands is made in Jiilich, and only- bleached, stamped and sold, by the Dutch," says Biisching. A Country, in our days, which is shrouded at short intervals with the due canopy of coal-smoke, and loud with sounds of the anvil and the loom. This Duchy of Cleve, all this fine agglomerate of Duchies, Duke Wilhelm settled, were to be inherited in a piece, by his eldest (or indeed, as it soon proved, his only) Son and the heirs of that Son, if there were any. Failing heirs of that only Son, then the entire Duchy of Cleve was to go to Maria Eleonora as eldest Daughter, now marrying to Friedrich Al- bert, Duke of Prussia, and to their heirs lawfully begotten : heirs female, if there happened to be no male. The other Sisters, of whom there were three, were none of them to have the least pretence to inherit Cleve or any part of it. On the contrary, they were, in such event, of the eldest Daughter or her heirs coming to inherit Cleve, to have each of them a sum of ready money paid ^ by the said inheritrix of Cleve or her heirs ; and on receiving that, were to consider their claims entirely fulfilled, and to cease thinking of Cleve for the future. This Settlement, by express privilege of Kaiser Karl V., nay of Kaiser Maximilian before him, and the Laws of the Reich, Duke Wilhelm doubted not he was entitled to make ; and this Settlement he made ; his Lawyers writing down the terms, in their wearisome way, perhaps six times over ; and struggling by all methods to guard against the least misunder- standing. Cleve with all its appurtenances, Jiilich, Berg and the rest, goes to the eldest Sister and her heirs, male or female : If she have no heirs, male or female, then, but not till then, the next Sister steps into her shoes in that matter : but if she have, then, we repeat for the sixth and last time, no Sister or Sister's Representative has the least word to say to it, but takes her £100,000, and ceases thinking of Cleve. The other three Sisters were all gradually married ; — one 1 "200,000 joW^«Zc/e/i," about £100,000: Paoli, vi. 542 ; iii 504- Chap. XIII. NINTH KURFURST, JOHANN SIGISMUND. 249 1609. of them to Pfalz-Neuburg, an eminent Prince, in the Bavarian region called the Ober-Ffalz (Upper Palatinate), who, or at least whose eldest Son, is much worth mentioning and remem- bering by us here ; — and, in all these marriage-contracts, Wilhelm and his Lawyers expressed themselves to the like ettect, and in the like elaborate sixfold manner : so that Wilhelm and they thought there could nowhere in the world be any doubt about it. Shortly after signing the last of these marriage-contracts, or perhaps it was in the course of signing them, Duke Wilhelm had a stroke of palsy. He had, before that, gone into Papistry again, poor man. The truth is, he had repeated strokes ; and being an abrupt, explosive Herr, he at last quite yielded to palsy ; and sank slowly out of the world, in a cloud of semi- insanity, which lasted almost twenty years. ^ Duke Wilhelm did leave a Son, Johann Wilhelm, who succeeded him as Duke. But this Son also proved explosive ; went half and at length wholly insane, Jesuit Priests, and their intrigues to bring back a Protestant country to the bosom of the Church, wrapped the poor man, all nis days, as in a burning Nessus'-Shirt ; and he did little but mischief in the world. He married, had no chil- dren ; he accused his innocent Wife, the Jesuits and he, of infidelity. Got her judged, not properly sentenced ; and then strangled her, he and they, in her bed : — " Jaeobea of Baden (1597) ; " a thrice-tragic history. Then he married again ; Jesuits being extremelj- anxious for an Orthodox heir : but again there came no heir ; there came only new blazings of the Nessus'-Shirt. In fine, the poor man died (Spring, 1609), and made the world rid of him. Died 25th March, 1609 ; that is the precise date ; — about a month before our new Elector, Johann Sigismund, got his affairs winded up at the Polish Court, and came galloping home in such haste. There was pressing need of him in the Cleve regions. For the painful exactitude of Duke Wilhelm and his Law- yers has profited little ; and there are claimants on claimants rising for that valuable Cleve Country. As indeed Johann 1 Died 25th January, 1592, age 76. 250 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book m. 1609. Sigismund had anticipated, and been warned from all quarters to expect. For months past, he has had his faculties bent, with lynx-eyed attention, on that scene of things ; doubly and trebly impatient to get Preussen soldered up, ever since this other matter came to the bursting-point. What could be done by the utmost vigilance of his Deputies, he had done. It was the 25th of March when the mad Duke died : on the 4th of April, Johann Sigismund's Deputy, attended by a Notary to record the act, "fixed up the Brandenburg Arms on the Government-House of Cleve ; " ^ on the 5th, they did the same at Diisseldorf ; on the following days, at Jiilich and the other Towns. But already on the 5th, they had hardly got done at Diisseldorf, when there appeared — yoimg Wolfgang Wilhelm, Heir- Apparent of that eminent Pfalz-Nenburg, he in person, to put up the Pfalz-Neuburg Arms ! Pfalz-Neuburg, who married the Second Daughter, he is actually claiming, then ; — the whole, or part ? Both are sensible that possession is nine points in law. Pfalz-Neuburg's claim was for the whole Duchy. " All my serene Mother's ! " cried the young Heir of Pfalz-Neuburg : " Properly all mine ! " cried he. " Is not she nearest of kin ? Second Daughter, true ; but the Daughter ; not Daughter of a Daughter, as you are (as your Serene Electress is), DurcJir laucht of Brandenburg : — consider, besides, you are female, I am male ! " That was Pfalz-Neuburg's logic : none of the best, I think, in forensic genealogy. His tenth point was per haps rather weak; but he had possession, co-possession, and the nine points good. The other Two Sisters, by their Sous or Husbands, claimed likewise ; but not the whole : " Divide it," said they : " that surely is the real meaning of Karl V.'s Deed of Privilege to make such a Testament. Divide it among the Four Daughters or their representatives, and let us all have shares ! " Nor were these four claimants by any means all. The Saxon Princes next claimed ; two sets of Saxon Princes. First the minor set, Gotha- Weimar and the rest, the Ernestine Line so called ; representatives of Johann Friedrich the Mag- 1 Pauli. vi. 566. Chap. XIII. NINTH KURFURST, JOHANN SIGISMUND. 251 1609. ' nanimous, who lost the Electorate for religion's sake at Miihl- berg in the past century, and from major became minor in Saxon Genealogy, " Magnanimous Johann Friedrich," said they, " had to wife an Aunt of the now deceased Duke of Cleve ; Wife Sibylla (sister of the Flanders Mare), of famous memory, our lineal Ancestress. In favor of whom her Father, the then reigning Duke of Cleve, made a marriage-contract of precisely similar import to this your Prussian one : he, and barred all his descendants, if contracts are to be valid." This is the claim of the Ernestine Line of Saxon Princes; not like to go for much, in their present disintegrated con- dition. But the Albertine Line, the present Elector of Saxony, also claims : "Here is a Deed/' said he, ''executed by Kaiser Fried- rich III. in the year 1483,^ generations before your Kariser Karl ; Deed solemnly granting to Albert, junior of Sachsen, and to his heirs, the reversion of those same Duchies, should the Male Line happen to fail, as it was then likely to do. How could Kaiser Max revoke his Father's deed, or Kaiser Karl his Great-grandfather's ? Little Albert, the Albert of the Prm- zenraub, he who grew big, and fought lion-like for his Kaiser in the Netherlands and Western Countries ; he and his have clearly the heirship of Cleve by right ; and we, now grown Electors, and Seniors of Saxony, demand it of a grateful House of Hapsburg, — and will study to make ourselves convenient in return." — " Nay, if that is your rule, that old Laws and Deeds are to •come in bar of new, we," cry a multitude of persons, — French Dukes of Nevers, and all manner of remote, exotic figures among them, — " we are the real heirs ! Eavensburg, Mark, Berg, Ravenstein, this patch and the other of that large Duchy of yours, were they not from primeval time expressly limited to heirs-male ? Heirs-male ; and we now are the nearest heirs- male of said patches and portions ; and will prove it ! " — In short, there never was such a Lawsuit, — so fat am affair for the attorney species, if that had been the way of managing it, — as this of Cleve was likely to prove. 1 Pauli, ubi suprk ; Hiibner, t. 286. 252 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III, 1609. The Kaiser's Thoughts about it, and the World's. What greatly complicated the affair, too, was the interest the Kaiser took in it. The Kaiser could not well brook a powerful Protestant in that country ; still less could his Cousin the Spaniard. Spaniards, worn to the ground, coercing that world-famous Dutch Revolt, and astonished to find that they could not coerce it at all, had resolved at this time to take breath before trying farther. Spaniards and Dutch, after Fifty years of such fighting as we know, have made a Twelve- years' Truce (1609) : but the baffled Spaniard, panting, pale in his futile rage and sweat, has not give^ up the matter ; he is only taking breath, and will try it again. Now Cleve is his road into Holland, in such adventure ; no success possible if Cleve be not in good hands. Brandenburg is Protestant, pow- erful ; Brandenburg will not do for a neighbor there. Nor will Pfalz-Neuburg. A Protestant of Protestants, this Palatine Neuburg too, — junior branch, possible heir in time coming, of Kur-Pfalz (Elector Palatine) himself, in the Rhine Countries ; of Kur-Pfalz, who is acknowledged Chief Protes- tant : ofi&cial "President" of the "Evangelical Union" they have lately made among them in these menacing times ; — Pfalz-Neuburg too, this young Wolfgang Wilhelm, if he do not break off kind, might be very awkward to the Kaiser in Cleve-Jiilich. Nay Saxony itself ; for they are all Protes- tants : — unless perhaps Saxony might become pliant, and try to make itself useful to a munificent Imperial House ? Evidently what would best suit the Kaiser and Spaniards, were this, That no strong Power whatever got footing in Cleve, to grow stronger by the possession of such a country : — better than best it would suit, if he, the Kaiser, could him- self get it smuggled into his hands, and there hold it fast ! Which privately was the course resolved upon at headquar- ters. — In this way the " Succession Controversy of the Cleve Duchies " is coming to be a very high matter ; mixing itself up with the grand Protestant-Papal Controversy, the general armed-lawsuit of mankind in that generation. Kaiser, Span- iard, Dutch, English, French Henri IV. and all mortals, are getting concerned in the decision of it. Chap. XIV. A GREAT WAll COxMING. 253 1609. CHAPTER XIV. SYMPTOMS OF A GREAT WAR COMINO. Meanwhile Brandenburg and Neiiburg both hold grip of Cleve in that manner, with a mutually menacing inquiring expression of countenance ; each grasps it (so to speak) con- vulsively with the one hand, and has with the other hand his sword by the hilt, ready to fly out. But to understand this Brandenburg-Neuburg phenomenon and the then significance of the Cleve-Jiilich Controversy, we must take the following bits of Chronology along with us. For the German Empire, with Protestant complaints, and Papist usurpations and se- verities, was at this time all a continent of sour thick smoke, already breaking out into dull-red flashes here and there, — symptoms of the universal conflagration of a Thirty-Years War, which followed. Symptom First is that of Donauworth, and dates above a year back. First Symptom ; Donauworth, 1608. Donauworth, a Protestant Imperial Free-town, in the Bava- rian regions, had been, for some fault on the part of the popu- lace against a flaring Mass-procession which had no business to be there, put under Ban of the Empire ; had been seized accordingly (December, 1607), and much cuffed, and shaken about, by Duke Maximilian of Bavaria, as executor of the said Ban ; ^ — who, what was still worse, would by no means give up the Town when he had done with it ; Town being handy to him, and the man being stout and violently Papist. Hence the " Evangelical Union " which we saw, — which has not taken Donauworth yet. Nor ever will ! Donauworth never was retaken ; but is Bavarian at this hour. A Town namable in History ever since. Not to say withal, that it 1 Michaelis, ii. 216 ; Buddaei Lexicon, i. 853. 254 THE HOHEXZOLLERNS IN BEANDENBURG. Book III. 1609. is "where Marlborough did " the Lines of Scliellenberg " long after: Schellenberg ("Jingle-Hill," so to render it) looks down across the Danube or Donau Eiver, upon Donauwdrth, — its " Lines," and other histories, now much abolished, and quiet under grass. But now all Protestantism sounding everywhere, in angry- mournful tone, " Donauworth I Give up Donauworth ! " — and an "Evangelical Union," with moneys, with theoretic contin- gents of force, being on foot for that and the like objects ; — we can fancy what a scramble this of Cleve-Jiilich was like to be ; and especially what effect this duelling attitude of Brandenburg and Xeuburg had on the Protestant mind. Prot- estant neighbors, Landgraf Moritz of Hessen-Cassel at their head, intervene in tremulous haste, in the Cleve-Jiilich affair : "Peace, friends! Some bargain; peaceable joint-posses- sion ; any temporary bargain, till we see ! Can two Protes- tants fall to slashing one another, in such an aspect of the Keich and its Jesuitries ? " — And they did agree (Dortmund, 10th May, 1609), the first of their innumerable "agreements," to some temporary joint-possession ; — the thrice-thankful Country doing homage to both, " with oath to the one that shall be found genuine." And they did endeavor to govern jointly, and to keep the peace on those terms, though it was not easy. For the Kaiser had already said (or his Aulic Council and Spanish Cousin, poor Kaiser Kodolf caring too little about these things,^ had already said), Cleve must absolutely not go into wrong hands. For which what safe method is there, 1 Eodolf II. (Kepler's too insolvent "Patron"), 1576-1612; then Mat- thias, Rodolfs Brother, 1612-1619, rather tolerant to Protestants; — then Ferdinand II. his Uncle's Son, 1619-1637, much the reverse of tolerant, by whom mainly came the Thirty-Years War, — were the Kaisers of this Period. Ferdinand III., Son of II. (1637-1657), who finished out the Thirty- Years War, partly by fighting of his own in young days (Battle of NordlingAn hie grandest feat), was Father of Kaiser Leopold (1658-1705), — whose Two Sons were Kaiser Joseph (1705-1711) and Kaiser Karl VI. (1711-1740), Maria Theresa's Father. Chap. XIV. A GREAT WAR COMING. 255 IGIO. but that the Kaiser himself become proprietor ? A Letter is yet extant, from the Aulic Council to their Vice-Chancellor, who had been sent to negotiate this matter with the parties ; Letter to the effect, That such result was the only good one ; that it must be achieved ; " that he must devise all manner of quirks (cdle Spitzfindigkeiten auffordem sollte)," and achieve it.^ This curious Letter of a sublime Aulic Council, or Im- perial Hof-Rath, to its Vice-Kanzler, still exists. And accordingly quirks did not prove undevisable on behalf of the Kaiser. " Since you cannot agree," said the Kaiser, " and there are so many of you who claim (we having privately stirred up several of you to the feat), there will be nothing for it, but the Kaiser must put the Country under sequestra- tion, and take possession of it with his own troops, till a de- cision be arrived at, — which probably will not be soon ! " Second Symptom; Seizure of Jiilich by the Kaiser, and Siege and Recapture of it by the Protestant Parties, 1610. Whereupon " Catholic Leayue" to balance " Uvangelical Union." And the Kaiser forthwith did as he had said ; sent Arch- duke Leopold with troops, who forcibly took the Castle of Jiilich ; commanding all other castles and places to surren- der and sequestrate themselves, in like fashion ; threatening Brandenburg and Neuburg, in a dreadful manner, with Beichs- Acht (Ban of the Empire), if they presumed to show con- tumacy. Upon which Brandenburg and Neuburg, ranking themselves together, showed decided contumacy ; '' tore down the Kaiser's Proclamation," ' having good help at their back. And accordingly, " on the 4th of September, 1610," after a two-months' siege, they, or the Dutch, French, and Evangelical Union Troops bombarding along with them, and " many Eng- lish volunteers " to help, retook Jiilich, and packed Leopold away again.* The Dutch and the French were especially 1 Pauli, Hi. 505. ' lb. iii. 524. Emperor's Proclamation, in Diiueldorf, 23d Jolj, 1609, — taken down solemnly, 1st August, 1609. 3 lb. iii. 527. 256 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1610. anxious about this Cleve business, — poor Henri IV. was just putting those French troops in motion towards Julich, when Ravaillac, the distracted Devil's-Jesuit, did his stroke upon him ; so that another than Henri had to lead in that expedition. The actual Captain at the Siege was Prince Christian of Anhalt, by repute the first soldier of Germany at that period : he had a horse shot under him, the business being very hot and furious ; — he had still worse fortune in the course of years. There were " many English volunteers " at this Siege ; English nation hugely interested in it, though their King would not act except diplomatically. It was the talk of all the then world, — the evening song and the morning prayer of Protestants especially, — till it was got ended in this manner. It deserves to rank as Symptom Second in this business ; far bigger flare of dull red in the universal smoke-continent, than that of Donauworth had been. Are there no memorials left of those " English volunteers," then ? ^ Alas, they might get edited as Bromley's Eoijal Letters are ; — and had better lie quiet ! " Evangelical Union," formed some two years before, with what cause we saw, has Kur-Pf alz ^ at the head of it : but its troops or operations were never of a very forcible character. Kur-Brandenburg now joined it formally, as did many more ; Kur-Sachsen, anxious to make himself convenient in other quarters, never would. Add to these phenomena, the now decisive appearance of a " Catholic Liga " (League of Catholic Princes), which, by way of counterpoise to the " Union," had been got up by Duke Maximilian of Bavaria several months ago ; and which now, under the same guidance, in these bad circumstances, took a great expansion of figure. Duke Maxi- milian, " Donauworth Max," finding the Evangelical Union go so very high, and his own Kaiser like to be good for little in such business (poor hypochondriac Kaiser Rodolf II., more taken up with turning-looms and blow-pipes than with matters 1 In Carlyle's MhrAUnks [y\.%""Yvio Hundred and Fifty Years ago: a Fragment about Duels") is one small scene belonging to them. 2 Winter-King's Father; died 9th September, 1610, few days after this recapttire of Jiilich. Chap. XIV. A GREAT WAR COMING. 257 1813. political, who accordingly is swept out of Jiilich in such sum- mary way), — Donau worth Max has seen this a necessary in- stitution in the present aspect. Both " Union " and '' League " rapidly waxed under the sound of the Jiilich cannon, as was natural. Kur-Sachsen, for standing so well aloof from the Union, got from the thankful Kaiser written Titles for these Duchies of Cleve and Jiilich; Imperial parchments and infeftments of due extent ; but never any Territory in those parts. He never offered fight for his pretensions ; and Brandenburg and Neuburg — Neuburg especially — always answered him, " No ! " with sword half -drawn. So Kur-Sachsen faded out again, and took only parchments by the adventure. Prac- tically there was no private Competitor of moment to Bran- denburg, except this Wolfgang Wilhelm of Pf alz-Neuburg ; he alone having clutched hold. — But we hasten to Symptom Third, which particularly concerns us, and will be intelli- gible now at last. Symptom Third ; a Dinner-scene at DUsseldorf, 1613 : Spaniards and Dutch shoulder arms in Cleve. Brandenburg and Neuburg stood together against third parties ; but their joint-government was apt to fall in two, when left to itself, and the pressure of danger withdrawn. " They governed by the Baths and Stdnde of the Country ; " old methods and old official men: each of the two had his own Vice-Regent {Statthalter) present on the ground, who jointly presided as they could. Jarrings were unavoidable ; but how mend it? Settle the litigated Territory itself, and end their big lawsuit, they could not ; often as they tried it, with the whole world encouraging and urging them.^ 1 Old Sir Henry Wotton, Provost of Eton in his old days, remembers how he went Ambassador on this errand, — as on many others equally bootless ; — and writes himself " I^gatus," not only " thrice to Venice, twice to " &c. &c., but also " once to Holland in the Juliers matter (semel in Juliacensi nego(io) : " see Reliquia Wottoniana (London, 1672), Preface. It was " in 1614," say the Biographies vaguely. His Despatches, are they in the Paper-Office still ? His good old Book deserves new editing, his good old genially pious life a proper elucidation, by some faithful man. 258 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book ill. 1613. The meetings they had, and the treaties and temporary bargains they made, and kept, and could not keep, in these and in the following years and generations, pass our power of recording. In 1613 the Brandenburg Statthalter was Ernst, the Elec- tor's younger Brother ; Wolfgang Wilhelm in person, for his Father, or rather for himself as heir of his Mother, repre- sented Pfalz-Neuburg, Ernst of Brandenburg had adopted Calvinism as his creed; a thing hateful and horrible to the Lutheran mind (of which sort was Wolfgang Wilhelm), to a degree now altogether inconceivable. Discord arose in consequence between the StattJialters, as to official appoint- ments, sacred and secular : "■ You are for promoting Calvin- ists ! " — " And you, I see, are for promoting Lutherans ! " — Johann Sigismund himself had to intervene : Wolfgang Wil- helm and he had their meetings, friendly colloquies : — the final colloquy of which is still memorable ; and issues in Symptom Third. We said, a strong flame of choler burnt in all these Hohenzollerns, though they held it well down. Johann Sigismund, an excellent man of business, knew how essen- tial a mild tone is : nevertheless he found, as this colloquy went on, that human patience might at length get too much. The scene, after some examination, is conceivable in this wise : Place Dusseldorf, Elector's apartment in the Schloss there ; time late in the Year 1613, Day not discoverable by me. The two sat at dinner, after much colloquy all morning : Johann Sigismund, a middle-aged, big-headed, stern-faced, honest-looking man ; hair cropped, I observe ; and eyelids slightly contracted, as if for sharper vision into matters : Wolfgang Wilhelm, of features fallen dim to me ; an airy gentleman, well out of his teens, but, I doubt, not of wisdom sufficient ; evidently very high and stiff in his ways. His proposal, by way of final settlement, and end to all these brabbles, was this, and he insisted on it : " Give me your eldest Princess to wife ; let her dowry be your whole claim on Cleve-Jiilich ; T will marry her on that condition, Chap. XIV. A GREAT WAR COMING. 259 1613. and we shall be friends ! " Here evidently is a gentleman that does not want for conceit in himself: — consider too, in Johann Sigismund's opinion, he had no right to a square inch of these Territories, though for peace' sake a joint share had been allowed him for the time ! " On that con- dition, jackanapes ? " thought Johann Sigismund : " My girl is not a monster ; nor at a loss for husbands fully better than you, I should hope ! " This he thought, and could not help thinking; but endeavored to say nothing of it. The young jackanapes went on, insisting. Nature at last pre- vailed; Johann Sigismund lifted his hand (princely eti- quettes melting all into smoke on the sudden), and gave the young jackanapes a slap over the face. Veritable slap ; which opened in a dreadful manner the eyes of young Pfalz- Neuburg to his real situation ; and sent him off high-flaming, vowing never-imagined vengeance. A remarkable slap; well testified to, — though the old Histories, struck blank with terror, reverence and astonishment, can for most part only symbol it in dumb-show ; ^ a slap that had important conse- quences in this world. For now Wolfgang Wilhelm, flaming off in never-imagined vengeance, posted straight to Miinchen, to Max of Bavaria there ; declared himself convinced, or nearly so, of the Roman- Catholic Religion ; wooed, and in a few weeks (10th Novem- ber, 1613) wedded Max's younger Sister ; and soon after, at Dusseldorf, pompously professed such his blessed change of 1 Pufendorf {Rer. Brandenb. lib. iv. § 16, p. 213), and many others, arc in this case. Tobias Pfanner (Historia Pads Westphalicce, lib. i. § 9, p. 26) is explicit : " Neque, ut infida regnandi societas est, Brandenburgio et Neoburgio diu conveniebat ; eorumque jurgia, cum matrimonii foedere pacari posse propinqui tpsorum credidissent, acrius exarsere ; inter epidas, quibus futurum generum Sep- temvir (the " Sevensman," or Elector, " One of The Seven ") excipiebat, hiijus enim filia Wolfgango sperabatur, ob nescio quos sermones eb inter utrumque alter- catione provectd, lU Elector irce. impotentior, nnlld dignitatis, hospitii, cognationis, afUnitatisve verecundia cohibitus, intenderit Neoburgio manus, et contra tendentis OS verberaverit. Ita, qua apud Concordes vincula caritatis, incitamenta irarnm apud in/ensos erant." (Cited in Kiihler, MUnzbelustigungen, xxi. 341 ; who refers also to Levassor, Histoire de Louis XIII.) — Pauli (iii. 542) becomea quite vaporous. 260 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURa. Book III. 1614. Belief, — with immense flourish of trumpeting, and jubilant pamphleteering, from Holy Church.^ His poor old Father, the devoutest of Protestants, wailed aloud his " Ichabod ! the glory is departed ! " — holding " weekly fast and humiliation " ever after, — and died in few months of a broken heart. The Catholic League has now a new Member on those terms. And on the other hand, Johann Sigismund, nearly with the like haste (2oth December, 1613), declared himself convinced of Calvinism, his younger Brother's creed ; ^ — which continues ever since the Brandenburg Court-creed, that of the People being mostly Lutheran. Men said, it was to please the Dutch, to please the Julichers, most of whom are Calvinist. Apologetic Pauli is elaborate, but inconclusive. It was very ill taken at Berlin, where even popular riot arose on the matter, Li Prussia too it had its drawbacks.^ And now, all being full of mutation, rearrangement and infinite rumor, there marched next year (1614), on slight pretext, resting on great suspicions, Spanish troops into the Julich-Cleve country, and, countenanced by Neuburg, began seizing garrisons there. Whereupon Dutch troops likewise marched, countenanced by Brandenburg, and occupied other fortresses and garrisons : and so, in every strong-place, there were either Papist-Spaniards or Calvinist-Dutch ; who stood there, fronting one another, and could not by treatying be got out again; — like clouds positively electric versus clouds negatively. As indeed was getting to be the case of Germany in general ; case fatally visible in every Province, Principality and Parish there : till a thunder-storm, and succession of thunder-storms, of Thirty Years' continuance, broke out. Of which these huge rumors and mutations, and menacings of war, springing out of that final colloquy and slap in the face, are to be taken as the Third premonitory Symptom. Spaniards and Dutch stand electrically fronting one another in Cleve for seven years, till their Truce is out, before they clash together ; Germany does not wait so long by a couple of years. 1 Kohler, ubi snprk. ^ Pauli, iii. 546. 8 lb. iii. 544 ; Michaelis, i. 349. Chap. XIV. A GKEAT WAR COMING. 261 1618. Symptom Fourth, and Catastrophe upon tJie heels of it. Five years more (1618), and there will have come a Fourth Symptom, biggest of all, rapidly consummatijig the process ; — Symptom still famed, of the following external figure : Three Official Gentlemen descending from a window in the Castle of Prag: hurled out by impatient Bohemian Protestantism, a depth of seventy feet, — happily only into dung, and without loss of life. From which follows a " King of Bohemia " elected there, King not unknown to us ; — " thunder-clouds " all in one huge clash, and the '' continent of sour smoke " blazing all into a continent of thunderous fire : Thirty-Years War, as they now call it ! Such a conflagra- tion as poor Germany never saw before or since. These were the Four preliminary Symvptoms of that dismal business. " As to the primary causes of it," says one of my Authorities, " these lie deep, deep almost as those of Original Sin. But the proximate causes seem to me to have been these two : First, That the Jesuit-Priests and Principalities had vowed and resolved to have, by God's help and by the Devil's (this was the peculiarity of it), Europe made Orthodox again : and then Secondly, The fact that a Max of Bavaria existed at that time, whose fiery character, cunning but rash head, and fanatically Papist heart disposed him to attempt that enter- prise, him with such resources and capacities, under their bad guidance." Johann Sigismund did many swift decisive strokes of business in his time, businesses of extensive and important nature ; but this of the slap to Neuburg has stuck best in the idle memory of mankind. Diisseldorf, Year 1613 : it was precisely in the time when that same Friedrich, not yet by any means " King of Bohemia," but already Kur-Pfalz (Cousin of this Neuburg, and head man of the Protestants), was over here in England, on a fine errand ; — namely, had married the fair Elizabeth (14th February, 1613), James the First's Princess ; " Goody Palsgrave," as her Mother flout- ingly called her, not liking the connection. What kind of 12.12 Vol. 1 262 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1620. a " King of Bohemia " this Friedrich made, five or six years after, and what sea of troubles he and his entered into, we know ; the " Winter-Konig " (Winter-King, fallen in times of frost, or built of mere frost, a s7iow-khig altogether soluble again) is the name he gets in German Histories. But here is another hook to hang Chronology upon. This brief Bohemian Kingship had not yet exploded on the Weissenberg of Prag,^ when old Sir Henry Wotton being sent as Ambassador " to lie abroad " (as he wittily called it, to his cost) in that Business, saw, in the City of Lintz, in the picturesque green country by the shores of the Donau there, an ingenious person, who is now recognizable as one of the remarkablest of mankind, Mr. John Kepler, namely : Keplar as Wotton writes him ; addressing the great Lord Bacon (unhappily without strict date of any kind) on that among other subjects. Mr. John's now ever-memorable watch- ing of those Motions of the Star 3Iars,^ with ''calculations repeated seventy times," and also with Discovery of the Plane- tary Laws of this Universe, some ten years ago, appears to be unknown to Wotton and Bacon ; but there is something else of 'Mr. John's devising * which deserves attention from an Instaurator of Philosophy : — " He hath a little black Tent (of what stuff is not much im- porting)," says the Ambassador, "which he can suddenly set up where he will in a Field; and it is convertible (like a windmill) to all quarters at pleasure ; capable of not much more than one man, as I conceive, and perhaps at no great ease ; exactly close and dark, — save at one hole, about an inch and a half in the diameter, to which he applies a long per- spective Trunk, with the convex glass fitted to the said hole, and the concave taken out at the other end, which extendeth to about the middle of this erected Tent : through which the visible radiations of all the Objects without are intromitted, 1 Battle there, Sunday 8th November, 1620. 2 De M'otibus Stella Mortis ; Prag, 1609. * It Beem8, Baptista Porta (of Naples, dead some years before) must hare given him the essential hint, — of whom, or whose hint, Mr. John does not happen to inform his Excellency at present. Chap. XIV. A GREAT WAR COMING. 263 1620. falling upon a Paper, which is accommodated to receive them ; and so he traceth them with his pen in their natural appear- ance ; turning his little Tent round by degrees, till he hath designed the whole Aspect of the Field." ^ — In fact he hath a Camera Ohscura, and is exhibiting the same for the delec- tation of Imperial gentlemen lounging that way. Mr. John invents such toys, writes almanacs, practises medicine, for good reasons ; his encouragement from the Holy Roman Empire and mankind being only a pension of £18 a year, and that hardly ever paid. An ingenious person, truly, if there ever was one among Adam's Posterity. Just turned of fifty, and ill off for cash. This glimpse of him, in his little black tent with perspective glasses, while the Thirty-Years War blazes out, is welcome as a date. What became of the Cleve-JuUch Heritage, and of the Preussen one. In the Cleve Duchies joint government had now become more difficult than ever : but it had to be persisted in, — under mutual offences, suspicions and outbreaks hardly re- pressed ; — no final Bargain of Settlement proving by any method possible. Treaties enough, and conferences, and pleadings, manifestoings : — Could not some painful German collector of Statistics try to give us the approximate quantity of impracticable treaties, futile conferences, manifestoes, cor- respondences ; in brief, some authentical cipher (say in round millions) of idle Words spoken by official human creatures, and approximately (in square miles) the extent of Law Sta- tionery and other Paper written, first and last, about this Controversy of the Cleve Duchies ? In that form it might have a momentary interest. When the Winter-King's explosion took place,^ and his own unfortunate Pfalz (Palatinate) became the theatre of war (Tilly, Spinola, versus Pfalzers, English, Dutch), involving all 1 Reliquice Wottomancc, (London 1672), p. 300. '^ Crowned at Frag, 4th November n.s. 1619; beaten to ruin there, and obliged to gallop (almost before dinner done), Sunday, 8tb Xovember, 1620. 264 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBUEG. Book III. 1620. the neighboring regions, Cleve-Jiilich did not escape its fate. The Spaniards and the Dutch, who had long sat in gloomy armed-truce, occupying with obstinate precaution the main Fortresses of these Julich-Cleve countries, did now straight- way, their Twelve-Years' truce being out (1621),^ fall to fight- ing and besieging one another there ; the huge War, which proved of Thirty Years, being now all ablaze. What the country suffered in the interim may be imagined. In 1624, in pity to all parties, some attempt at practical Division of the Territory was again made : Neuburg to have Berg and Jiilich, Brandenburg to have Cleve, Mark, Eavens- burg and the minor appurtenances : and Treaty to that effect was got signed (11th May, 1624). But it was not well kept, nor could be ; and the statistic cipher of new treaties, mani- festoes, conferences, and approximate written area of Law- Paper goes on increasing. It was not till forty-two years after, in 1666, as will be more minutely noticeable by and by, that an effective partition could be practically brought about. Nor in this state was the Lawsuit by any means ended, — as we shall wearisomely see, in times long following that. In fact there never was, in the German Chanceries or out of them, such a Lawsuit, Armed or Wigged, as this of the Cleve Duchies first and last. And the sentence was not practically given, till the Congress of Vienna (1815) in our own day gave it ; and the thing Jo- hann Sigismund had claimed legally in 1609 was actually handed over to Johann Sigismund's Descendant in the sev- enth generation, after two hundred and six years. Handed over to him then, — and a liberal rate of interest allowed. These litigated Duchies are now the Prussian Province Jiilich- Berg-Cleve, and the nucleus of Prussia's possessions in the Rhine country. A year before Johann Sigismund's death, Albert Friedrich, the poor eclipsed Duke of Prussia, died (8th August, 1618) : upon which our swift Kurf urst, not without need of his dexteri- ties there too, got peaceable possession of Prussia ; — nor haa 1 Pauli, vi. 578-580. Chap. XV. TENTH KURFURST, GEORGE WILHELM. 265 162U. ' his Family lost hold of that, up to the present time. Next year (23d December, 1619), he himself closed a swift busy life (labor enough in it for him perhaps, though only an age of forty-nine) ; and sank to his long rest, his works following him, — unalterable thenceforth, not unfruitful some of them. CHAPTER XV. TENTH KURFiJRST, GEORGE WILHELM. By far the unluckiest of these Electors, whether the most unworthy of them or not, was George Wilhelm, Tenth Elec- tor, who now succeeded Johann Sigismund his Father. The Father's eyes had closed when this great flame was breaking out ; and the Son's days were all spent amid the hot ashes and fierce blazings of it. The position of Brandenburg during this sad Thirty-Years War was passive rather than active ; distinguished only in the former way, and as far as possible from being glorious or vic- torious. Never since the Hohenzollerns came to that Country had Brandenburg such a time. Difficult to have mended it ; impossible to have quite avoided it ; — and Kurfiirst George Wilhelm was not a man so superior to all his neighbors, that he could clearly see his way in such an element. The perfect or ideal course was clear : To have frankly drawn sword for his Religion and his Rights, so soon as the battle fairly opened ; and to have fought for these same, till he got either them or died. Alas, that is easily said and written ; but it is, for a George Wilhelm especially, difficult to do ! His capa- bility in all kinds was limited ; his connections, with this side and that, were very intricate. Gustavus and the Winter- King were his Brothers-in-law ; Gustavus wedded to his Sister, he to Winter-King's. His relations to Poland, feudal superior of Preussen, were delicate ; and Gustavus was in deadly quar- rel with Poland. And then Gustavus's sudden laying-hold of 266 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1620. Pommern, which had just escaped from Wallenstein and the Kaiser ? It must be granted, poor George Wilhelm's case demanded circumspectness. One can forgive him for declining the Bohemian-King specu- lation, though his Uncle of Jagerndorf and his Cousins of Liegnitz were so hearty and forward in it. Pardonable in him to decline the Bohemian speculation ; — though surely it is very sad that he found himself so short of " butter and fire- wood " when the poor Ex-King, and his young Wife, then in a specially interesting state, came to take shelter with him ! ^ But when Gustavus landed, and flung out upon the winds such a banner as that of his, — truly it was required of a Protestant Governor of men to be able to read said banner in a certain degree. A Governor, not too twperfect, would have recognized this Gustavus, what his purposes and likelihoods were; the feeling would have been, checked by due circumspectness: " Up, my men, let us follow this man ; let us live and die in the Cause this man goes for ! Live otherwise with honor, or die otherwise with honor, we cannot, in the pass things have come to ! " — And thus, at the very worst, Brandenburg would have had only one class of enemies to ravage it ; and might have escaped with, arithmetically speaking, half the harrying it got in that long Business. But Protestant Germany — sad shame to it, which proved lasting sorrow as well — was all alike torpid ; Brandenburg not an exceptional case. No Prince stood up as beseemed: or only one, and he not a great one ; Landgraf Wilhelm of Hessen, who, and his brave Widow after him, seemed always to know what hour it was. Wilhelm of Hessen all along ; — and a few wild hands. Christian of Brunswick, Christian of Anhalt, Johann George of Jagerndorf, who stormed out tumul- tuously at first, but were soon blown away by the Tilly- Wal- lenstein trader-winds and regulated armaments : — the rest sat ^ Solltl {Geschichte des Dreissigjahrigen Krieges, — a trivial modem Book) gives a notable memorial from the Brandenburg Raths, concerning these their difficulties of housekeeping. Their real object, we perceive, was to get rid of a Guest so dangerous as the Ex-King, under Ban of the Empire, had now become. Chap. XVI. THIRTY-YEARS WAR. 267 1620. still, and tried all they could to keep out of harm's way. The " Evangelical Union " did a great deal of manifestoing, pa- thetic, indignant and other ; held solemn Meetings at Heil- broun, old Sir Henry Wotton going as Ambassador to them ; but never got any redress. Had the Evangelical Union shut up its inkhorns sooner ; girt on its fighting-tools when the time came, and done some little execution with them then, instead of none at all, — we may fancy the Evangelical Union would have better discharged its function. It might have saved immense Avretchedness to Germany. But its course went not that way. In fact, had there been no better Protestantism than that of Germany, all was over with Protestantism ; and Max of Bava- ria, with fanatical Ferdinand II. as Kaiser over him, and Father Liimmerlein at his right hand and Father Hyacinth at his left, had got their own sweet way in this world. But Protestant Germany was not Protestant Europe, after all. Over seas there dwelt and reigned a certain King in Sweden ; there farmed, and walked musing by the shores of the Ouse in Huntingdonshire, a certain man ; — there was a Gustav Adolf over seas, an Oliver Cromwell over seas ; and " a company of poor men " were found capable of taking Lucifer by the beard, — who accordingly, with his Lammerleins, Hyacinths, Habern- feldts and others, was forced to withdraw, after a tough struggle ! — CHAPTER XVI. THIRTY-YEARS WAR. The enormous Thirty-Years War, most intricate of modern Occurrences in the domain of Dryasdust, divides itself, after some unravelling, into Three principal Acts or Epochs ; in all of which, one after the other, our Kurfiirst had an inter- est mounting progressively, but continuing to be a passive interest. Act First goes from 1620 to 1624; and might be entitled 268 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book ni. 1624. "The Bohemian King Made and Demolished." Personally the Bohemian King was soon demolished. His Kingship may- be said to have gone off by explosion ; by one Fight, namely, done on the Weissenberg near Prag (Sunday, 8th November, 1620), while he sat at dinner in the City, the boom of the cannon coming in with interest upon his high guests and him. He had to run, in hot haste, that night, leaving many of his important papers, — and becomes a Winter-King. Winter- King's account was soon settled. But the extirpating of his Adherents, and capturing of his Hereditary Lands, Palatinate and Upper-Palatinate, took three years more. Hard fighting for the Palatinate ; Tilly and Company against the " Evangeli- cal-Union Troops, and the English under Sir Horace Vere." Evangelical-Union Troops, though marching about there, under an Uncle of our Kurfiirst (Margraf Joachim Ernst, that lucky Anspach Uncle, founder of " the Line "), who professed some skill in soldiering, were a mere Picture of an Army ; would only " observe," and would not fight at all. So that the whole fighting fell to Sir Horace and his poor handful of English ; of whose grim posture " in Frankendale " ^ and other Strong- holds, for months long, there is talk enough in the old English History-Books. Then there were certain stern War-Captains, who rallied from the Weissenberg Defeat : — Christian of Brunswick, the chief of them, titular Bishop of Halberstadt, a high-flown, fiery young fellow, of terrible fighting gifts ; he flamed up consider- ably, with " the Queen of Bohemia's glove stuck in his Hat : " ''Bright Lady, it shall stick there, till I get you your own again, or die ! " ^ Christian of Brunswick, George of Jagern- dorf (our Kurfiirst's Uncle), Count Mansfeldt and others, made stormy fight once and again, hanging upon this central " Frank- * 1 Frankenthal, a little Town in the Palatinate, N.W. from Mannheim a short way. 2 1621-1623, age not yet twenty-five; died (by poison), 1626, having again become supremely important just then. " Gottes Freund, der Pfaffen Feind (God's Friend, Priests' Foe) ; " " Alles fur Ruhm und Ihr (All for Glory and Her," — the bright Elizabeth, become Ex-Queen), were mottoes of his. — Bud- dans in voce (i. 649) ; Michaelis, i. 110. Chap. XVI. THIRTY-YEARS WAR. 269 1624. endale " Business, till they and it became hopeless. For the Kaiser and his Jesuits were not in doubt ; a Kaiser very proud, unscrupulous ; now clearly superior in force, — and all along of great superiority in fraud. Christian of Brunswick, Johann George and Mansfeldt were got rid of : Christian by poison ; Johann George and Mansfeldt by other methods, — chiefly by playing upon poor King James of England, and leading him by the long nose he was found to have. The Palatinate became the Kaiser's for the time being ; Upper Palatinate {Ober-Pfalz) Duke Max of Bavaria, lying contiguous to it, had easily taken. "Incorporate the Ober- Pfalz with your Bavaria," said the Kaiser, "you, illustrious, thrice-serviceable Max ! And let Lammerlein and Hyacinth, with their Gospel of Ignatius, loose upon it. Nay, as a still richer reward, be yours the forfeited Kur (Electorship) of this mad Kur-Pfalz, or Winter-King. I will hold his Rhine-Lands, his Unter-Pfalz : his Electorship and Ober-Pfalz, I say, are yours, Duke, henceforth Kurfurst Maximilian ! " ^ Which was a hard saying in the ears of Brandenburg, Saxony and the other Five, and of the Reich in general ; but they had all to comply, after wincing. For the Kaiser proceeded with a high hand. He had put the Ex-King under Ban of the Empire (never asking " the Empire " about it) ; put his Three principal Adherents, Johann George of Jiigerndorf one of them, Prince Christian of Anhalt (once captain at the Siege of Juliers) another, likewise under Ban of the Empire ; ^ and in short had flung about, and was flinging, his thunder-bolts in a very Olym- pian manner. Under all which, what could Brandenburg and the others do ; but whimper some trembling protest, " Clear against Law ! " — and sit obedient ? The Evangelical Union did not now any more than formerly draw out its fighting- tools. In fact, the Evangelical Union now fairly dissolved itself; melted into a deliquium of terror under these thun- der-bolts that were flying, and was no more heard of in the world. — 1 Kohler, Reichs-Hiitorie, p. 520. » 22d Jan. 1621 (ibid. p. 518). 270 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1624-1629. Second Act, or Epoch, 1624-1629. A second Uncle put to the Ban, and Pommern snatched away. Except in the " Nether-Saxon Circle " (distant Northwest region, with its Hanover, Mecklenburg, with its rich Ham- burgs, Liibecks, Magdeburgs, all Protestant, and abutting on the Protestant North), trembling Germany lay ridden over as the Kaiser willed. Foreign League got up by France, King James, Christian IV. of Denmark (James's Brother-in-law, with wliom he had such "drinking" in Somerset House, long ago, on Christian's visit hither ^), went to water, or worse. Only the " Nether-Saxon Circle " showed some life ; was levying an army ; and had appointed Christian of Brunswick its Captain, till he was got poisoned ; — upon which the drinking King of Denmark took the command. Act Second goes from 1624 to 1627 or even 1629 ; and con- tains drunken Christian's Exploits. Which were unfortunate, almost to the ruin of Denmark itself, as well as of the Nether- Saxon Circle ; — till in the latter of these years he slightly rallied, and got a supportable Peace granted him (Peace of Lubeck, 1629) ; after which he sits quiet, contemplative, with an evil eye upon Sweden now and then. The beatings he got, in quite regular succession, from Tilly and Consorts, are not worth mentioning : the only thing one now remembers of him is his alarming accident on the ramparts of Hamelu, just at the opening of these Campaigns. At Hameln, which was to be a strong post, drunken Christian rode out once, on a summer afternoon (1624), to see that the ramparts were all right, or getting all right ; — and tumbled, horse and self (self in liquor, it is thought), in an ominous alarming manner. Taken up for dead ; — nay some of the vague Histories seem to think he was really dead : — but he lived to be often beaten after that, and had many moist years more. Our Kurfiirst had another Uncle put to the Ban in this Second Act, — Christian Wilhelm Archbishop of Magdeburg, " for assisting the Danish King ; " nor was Ban all the ruin 1 Old Histories of James I. C Wilson, &c.) Chap. XVI. THIRTY-YEARS WAR. 271 162.i-1629. that fell on this poor Archbishop. What could an unfortunate Kurf iirst do, but tremble and obey ? There was still a worse smart got by our poor Kurfiirst out of Act Second ; the glar- ing injustice done him in Pommern. Does the reader remember that scene in the High Church of Stettin a hundred and fifty years ago ? How the Biirger- meister threw sword and helmet into the grave of the last Duke of Pommern-Stettin there ; and a forward Citizen picked them out again in favor of a Collateral Branch ? Never since, any more than then, could Brandenburg get Pommern accord- ing to claim. Collateral Branch, in spite of Friedrich Iron- teeth, in spite even of Albert Achilles and some fighting of his, contrived, by pleading at the Diets and stirring up noise, to maintain its pretensions : and Treaties without end ensued, as usual ; Treaties refreshed and new-signed by every Successor of Albert, to a wearisome degree. The sum of which always was : " Pommern does actual homage to Brandenburg ; vassal of Brandenburg ; — and falls home to it, if the now Extant Line go extinct." Nay there is an Erbverbriiderung (Heritage- Fraternity) over and above, established this long time, and wearisomely renewed at every new Accession. Hundreds of Treaties, oppressive to think of : — and now the last Duke, old Bogislaus, is here, without hope of children ; and the fruit of all that haggling, actual Pommern to wit, will at last fall home ? Alas, no ; far otherwise. For the Kaiser having so triumphantly swept off the Winter- King, and Christian IV. in the rear of him, and got Germany ready for converting to Orthodoxy, — wished now to have some hold of the Seaboard, thereby to punish Denmark ; nay thereby, as is hoped, to extend the blessings of Orthodoxy into England, Sweden, Holland, and the other Heretic States, in due time. For our plans go far ! This is the Kaiser's fixed wish, rising to the rank of hope now and then : all Europe shall become Papist again by the help of God and the Devil. So the Kaiser, on hardly any pretext, seized Mecklenburg from the Proprietors, — " Traitors, how durst you join Danish Christian?" — and made Wallen stein Duke of it. Duke of Mecklenburg, " Admiral of the East Sea (Baltic) ; " and set 272 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1630. to " building ships of war in Rostock," — his plans going far.^ This done, he seized Pommern, which also is a fine Sea- country, — stirring up Max of Bavaria to make some idle pretence to Pommern, that so the Kaiser might seize it " in sequestration till decided on." Under which hard treatment, George Wilhelm had to sit sad and silent, — though the Stral- sunders would not. Hence the world-famous Siege of Stral- sund (1628) ; fierce Wallenstein declaring, " I will have the Town, if it hung by a chain from Heaven ; " but finding he could not get it ; owing to the Swedish succor, to the stubborn temper prevalent among the Townsfolk, and also greatly to the rains and peat-bogs. A second Uncle of George Wilhelm's, that unlucky Arch- bishop of Magdeburg above mentioned, the Kaiser, once more by his own arbitrary will, put under Ban of the Empire, in this Second Act : " Traitor, how durst you join with the Danes ? " The result of which was Tilly's Sack of Magdeburg (10-12th May, 1631), a transaction never forgettable by man- kind. — As for Pommern, Gustav Adolf, on his intervening in these matters, landed there : Pommern was now seized by Gustav Adolf, as a landing-place and place-of-arms, indispen- sable for Sweden in the present emergency ; and was so held thenceforth. Pommern will not fall to George Wilhelm at this time. Third Act, and what the Kurfilrst suffered in it. And now we are at Act Third : — Landing of Gustav Adolf " in the Isle of Usedom, 24th June, 1630," and onward for Eighteen Years till the Peace of Westphalia, in 1648 ; — on which, as probably better known to the reader, we will not here go into details. In this Third Act too, George Wilhelm followed his old scheme, peace at any price ; — as shy of Gustav as he had been of other Champions of the Cause ; and except complaining, petitioning and manifestoing, studiously did nothing. Poor man, it was his fate to stand in the range of these huge collisions, — Bridge of Dessau, Siege of Stralsund, Sack of 1 Kohler, Reichs-Historie, pp. 524, 525. Chap. XVI. THIRTY-YEARS WAR. 273 1630. Magdeburg, Battle of Leipzig, — where the Titaus were bowl- ing rocks at one another ; and he hoped, by dexterous skip- ping, to escape share of the game. To keep well with his Kaiser, — and such a Kaiser to Germany and to him, — this, for George Wilhelm, was always the first commandment. If the Kaiser confiscate your Uncles, against law; seize your Fonimern; rob you on the public highways, — George Wil- helm, even in such case, is full of dubitations. Nay his Prime- Minister, one Schwartzenberg, a Catholic, an Austrian Official at one time, — Progenitor of the Austrian Schwartzenbergs that now are, — was secretly in the Kaiser's interest, and is even thought to have been in the Kaiser's pay, all along. Gustav, at his first landing, had seized Pommern, and swept it clear of Austrians, for himself and for his own wants ; not too regardful of George Wilhelm's claims on it. He cleared out Frankf urt-on-Oder, CUstrin and other Brandenburg Towns, in a similar manner, — by cannon and storm, when needful ; — drove the Imperialists and Tilly forth of these countries. Advancing, next year, to save Magdeburg, now shrieking under Tilly's bombardment, Gustav insisted on having, if not some bond of union from his Brother-in-law of Brandenburg, at least the temporary cession of two Places of War for himself, Spandau and Ciistrin, indispensable in any farther operation. Which cession Kurfiirst George Wilhelm, though giving all his prayers to the Good Cause, could by no means grant. Gustav had to insist, with more and more emphasis ; advancing at last, with military menace, upon Berlin itself. He was met by George Wilhelm and his Council, " in the woods of Copenick," short way to the east of that City : there George Wilhelm and his Council wandered about, sending messages, hopelessly consulting; saying among each other, " Que faire ; Us ont des canons, What can one do ; they have got cannon ? " ^ For many hours so ; round the inflexible Gustav, — who was there like a fixed milestone, and to all 1 (Euvrei de Fr^d&ic le Grand (Berlin, 1846-1856 et seqq. : Memoircs de Brandebounj) , i. 38. For the rest, Friedrich's Account of the Transaction is very loose and scanty : see Pauli (iv. 568) and his minute details. 274 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III, 1632. questions and comers had only one answer ! — " Que faire ; ils ont des canons ? " This was the 3d May, 1631. This probably is about the nadir-point of the Brandenburg-Hohenzollern History. The little Friedrich, who became Frederick the Great, in writing of it, has a certain grim banter in his tone ; and looks rather with mockery on the perplexities of his poor Ancestor, so fatally ignorant of the time of day it had now become. On the whole, George Wilhelm did what is to be called nothing, in the Thirty- Years War ; his fuHi(3tion was only that of suffering. He followed always the bad lead of Johann George, Elector of Saxony ; a man of no strength, devoutness or adequate human worth; who proved, on these negative grounds, and without flagrancy of positive badness, an un- speakable curse to Germany. Not till the Kaiser fulminated forth his Restitution-Edict, and showed he -was in earnest about it (1629-1631), " Restore to our Holy Church what you have taken from her since the Peace of Passau ! " — could this Johann George prevail upon himself to join Sweden, or even to do other than hate it for reasons he saw. Seized by the throat in this manner, and ordered to deliver, Kur-Sachsen did, and Brandenburg along with him, make Treaty with the Swede.-' In consequence of which they two, some months after, by way of co-operating with Gustav on his great march Vienna-ward, sent an invading force into Bohemia, Branden- burg contributing some poor 3,000 to it; who took Prag, and some other open Towns ; but " did almost nothing there," say the Histories, "except dine and drink." It is clear enough they were instantly scattered home ^ at the first glimpse of Wallenstein dawning on the horizon again in those parts. Gustav having vanished (Field of Liitzen, 6th November, 1632 2), Oxenstiern, with his high attitude, and "Presidency" of the " Union of Heilbronn," was rather an offence to Kur- Sachsen, who used to be foremost man on such occasions. Kur-Sachsen broke away again ; made his Peace of Prag,* 1 8th February, 1631 (Kohler, Reichs-Historie, pp. 526-531). 2 October, 1633 (Stenzel, i. 503). • Pauli, iv. 576. * 1635, 20th May (Stenzel. i. 513). Chap. XVI. THIRTY-YEARS WAR. 275 1640. whom Brandenburg again followed ; Brandenburg and grad- ually all the others, except the noble Wilhelm of Hessen- Cassel alone. Miserable Peace ; bit of Chaos clouted up, and done over with Official varnish ; — which proved to be the signal for continuing the War beyond visible limits, and ren- dering peace impossible. After this, George Wilhelm retires from the scene ; lives in Ciistrin mainly ; mere miserable days, which shall be in- visible to us. He died in 1640 ; and, except producing an active brave Son very unlike himself, did nothing consider- able in the world. '■'■ Que faire ; Us out des canons!" Among the innumerable sanguinary tusslings of this War are counted Three great Battles, Leipzig, Liitzen, Kordliugen. Under one great Captain, Swedish Gustav, and the two or three other considerable Captains, who appeared in it, high passages of furious valor, of fine strategy and tactic, are on record. But on the whole, the grand weapon in it, and towards the latter times the exclusive one, was Hunger. The opposing Armies tried to starve one another ; at lowest, tried each not to starve. Each trying to eat the country, or at any rate to leave nothing eatable in it: what that will mean for the country, we may consider. As the Armies too frequently, and the Kaiser's Armies habitually, lived without commissariat, often enough without pay, all horrors of war and of being a seat of war, that have been since heard of, are poor to those then practised. The detail of which is still horrible to read. Germany, in all eatable quarters of it, had to undergo the process ; — tortured, torn to pieces, wrecked and brayed as in a mortar under the iron mace of war.^ Bran denburg saw its towns sieged and sacked, its country popu lations driven to despair, by the one party and the other Three times, — first in the Wallenstein Mecklenburg period while fire and sword were the weapons, and again, twice over, 1 Curious incidental details of the state it was reduced to, in the Rhine and Danube Countries, turn up in the Earl of Arundel and Surrey's Travels ( " Arundel of the Marbles " ) as Ambassador Extraordinary to the Emperor Fer- dinando II. in 1636 (a small Volume, or Pamphlet, London, 1637). 276 THE HOHENZOLLEKNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1620-1640. in the ultimate stages of the struggle, when starvation had become the method — Brandenburg fell to be the principal theatre of conflict, where all forms of the dismal were at their height. In 1638, three years after that precious " Peace of Prag,'' the Swedes (Banier versus Gallas) starving out the Imperialists in those Northwestern parts, the ravages of the starving Gallas and his Imperialists excelled all precedent ; and the ''famine about Tangermiinde had risen so high that men ate human flesh, nay human creatures ate their own chil- dren. " * " Que faire j Us ont des canons ! " CHAPTER XVII. DUCHY OF JAGERNDORF. This unfortunate George Wilhelm failed in getting Pom- mern when due; Pommern, firmly held by the Swedes, was far from him. But that was not the only loss of territory he had. Jagerndorf, — we have heard of Johann George of Jagerndorf, Uncle of this George Wilhelm, how old Joachim Friedrich put him into Jagerndorf, long since, when it fell home to the Electoral House. Jagerndorf is now lost ; Jo- hann George is under Reichs-Acht (Ban of Empire), ever since the Winter-King's explosion, and the thunder-bolts that followed ; and wanders landless ; — nay he is long since dead, and has six feet of earth for a territory, far away in Tran- sylvania, or the Riesen-Gebirge (Giant Mountains) somewhere. Concerning whom a word now. Buhe of Jagerndorf, Elector'' s Uncle, is put under Ban, Johann George, a frank-hearted valiant man, concerning whom only good actions, and no bad one, are on record, had notable troubles in the world ; bad troubles to begin 1 1638 : Pauli, iv. 604. Chap. XVH. DUCHY OF JAGERNDORF. 277 1620-1640. •with, and worse to end in. He was second Son of Kurfiirst Joachim Friedrich, who had meant him for the Church.* The young fellow was Coadjutor of Strasburg, almost from the time of getting into short-clothes. He was then, still very young, elected Bishop there (1592) ; Bishop of Stras- burg, — but only by the Protestant part of the Canons ; the Catholic part, unable to submit longer, and thinking it a good time for revolt against a Protestant population and obstinately heterodox majority, elected another Bishop, — one " Karl of the House of Lorraine ; " and there came to be dispute, and came even to be fighting needed. Fighting ; which prudent Papa would not enter into, except faintly at second-hand, through the Anspach Cousins, or others that were in the humor. Troublesome times for the young man ; which lasted a dozen years or more. At last a Bargain was made (1604) ; Protestant and Catholic Canons splitting the difference in some way; and the House of Lorraine paying Johann George a great deal of money to go home again.* Poor Johann George came out of it in that way ; not second- best, think several. He was then (1606) put into Jagerndorf, which had just fallen vacant ; our excellent fat friend, George Friedrich of Ajispach, Administrator of Preussen, having lately died, and left it vacant, as we saw. George Friedrich's death yielded fine apanages, three of them in all : first Ajispach, second, Baireuth, and this third of Jagerndorf for a still younger Brother. There was still a fourth younger Brother, Uncle of George Wilhelm ; Archbishop of Magdeburg this one j who also, as we have seen, got into Reichs-Acht, into deep trouble in the Thirty- Years War. He was in Tilly's thrice- murderous Storm of Magdeburg (10th May, 1631) ; was cap- tured, tumbled about by the wild soldiery, and nearly killed there. Poor man, with his mitre and rochets left in such a state! In the end he even became Catholic, — from convic- tion, as was evident, and bewilderment of mind ; — and lived 1 1577-1624: Rentsch, p. 486. 2 CEuvres completes de Voltaire, 97 vols. (Paris, 1825-1832), xxxiii. 284.— Kohler (Reichs-IIistorie, p. 487) gives the authentic particulars. 278 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book JTI. 16^4. in Austria on a pension; occasionally publishing polemical pamphlets.^ — As to Johann George, lie much repaired and beautified the Castle of Jagerndorf, says Rentsch : but he unfortunately went ahead into the Winter-King's adventure ; which, in that sad battle of the Weissenberg, made total shipwreck of itself, drawing Johann George and much else along with it. Johann George was straightway tyrannously put to the Ban, forfeited of life and lands : ^ Johann George disowned the said Ban ; stood out fiercely for self and Winter-King; and did good fighting in the Silesian strongholds and mountain-passes : but was forced to seek temporary shelter in Siebenburgen (Transylvania) ; and died far away, in a year or two (1624), while returning to try it again. Sleeps, I think, in the '' Jablunka Pass ; " the dumb Giant-Mountains {Riesen-Gebirge) shrouding up his sad shipwreck and him. Jjigerndorf was thus seized by Ferdinand II. of the House of Hapsburg ; and though it was contrary to all law that the Kaiser should keep it, — poor Johann George having left Sons very innocent of treason, and Brothers, and an Electoral Nephew, very innocent ; to whom, by old compacts and new, the Heritage in defect of him was to fall, — neither Kaiser Ferdinand II. nor Kaiser Ferdinand III. nor any Kaiser would let go the hold; but kept Jagerndorf fast clenched, deaf to all pleadings, and monitions of gods or men. Till at length, in the fourth generation afterwards, one " Friedrich the Second," not unknown to us, — a sharp little man, little in stature, but large in faculty and renown, who is now called "Frederick the Great," — clutched hold of the Imperial fist (so to speak), seizing his opportunity in 1740 ; and so wrenched and twisted said close fist, that not only Jagerndorf dropped out of it, but the whole of Silesia along with Jagerndorf, there being other claims withal. And the account was at last settled, with compound interest, — as in fact such ac- counts are sure to be, one way or other. And so we leave Johann George among the dumb Giant-Mountains again. 1 1587; 1628; 1665 (Rontsch, pp. 905-910). ' 22(1 January, 1621 (Kohler, lieichs-Bistorie, p. 518: and rectify Hiibner, t. 178). Chap. XVIII. KURFURST FRIEDRICH WILHELM. 279 1640-1688. CHAPTER XVIII. FRIEDRICH WILHELM, THE GREAT KURFURST, ELEVENTH OF THE SERIES. Brandenburg had again sunk very low under the Tenth Elector, in the unutterable troubles of the times. But it was gloriously raised up again by his Son Friedrich Wilhelm, who succeeded in 1640. This is he whom they call the "Great Elector (Grosse Xurfurst);" of whom there is much writing and celebrating in Prussian Books. As for the epithet, it is not uncommon among petty German populations, and many times does not mean too much: thus Max of Bavaria, with his Jesuit Lambkins and Hyacinths, is, by Bavarians, called "Maximilian the Great." Friedrich Wilhelm, both by his intrinsic qualities and the success he met with, deserves it better than most. His success, if we look where he started and where he ended, was beyond that of any other man in his day. He found Brandenburg annihilated, and he left Brandenburg sound and floui-ishing ; a great country, or already on the way towards greatness. Undoubtedly a most rapid, clear-eyed, active man. There was a stroke in him swift as lightning, well-aimed mostly, and of a respectable weight withal; which shattered asunder a whole world of impedi- ments for him, by assiduous repetition of it for fifty years.^ There hardly ever came to sovereign power a young man of twenty under more distressing, hopeless-looking circumstances. Political significance Brandenburg had none ; a mere Protes- tant appendage dragged about by a Papist Kaiser. His Father's Prime-Minister, as we have seen, was in the interest of his enemies; not Brandenburg's servant, but Austria's. The very Commandants of his Fortresses, Commandant of 1 1620; 1640; 1688. 280 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book IIL 1640-1688. Spandau more especially, refused to obey Friedrich WiDielm, on his accession ; " were bound to obey the Kaiser in the first place." He had to proceed softly as well as swiftly ; with the most delicate hand to get him of Spandau by the collar, and put him under lock-and-key, him as a warning to others. For twenty years past, Brandenburg had been scoured by hostile armies, which, especially the Kaiser's part of which, committed outrages new in human history. In a year or two hence, Brandenburg became again the theatre of business ; Austrian Gallas advancing thither again (1644), with intent "to shut up Torstenson and his Swedes in Jutland," where they had been chastising old Christian IV., now meddlesome again, for the last time, and never a good neighbor to Sweden. Gallas could by no means do what he intended ; on the con- trary, he had to run from Torstenson, what feet could do ; was hunted, he and his Merode-Briider (beautiful inventors of the "Marauding" Art), "till they pretty much all died (crepirten)" says Kohler.^ No great loss to society, the death of these Artiste ; but we can fancy what their life, and especially what the process of their dying, may have cost poor Brandenburg again ! — Friedrich Wilhelm's aim, in this as in other emergencies, was sun-clear to himself, but for most part dim to everybody else. He had to walk very warily, Sweden on one hand of him, suspicious Kaiser on the other; he had to wear sem- blances, to be ready with evasive words ; and advance noise- lessly by many circuits. More delicate operation could not be imagined. But advance he did ; advance and arrive. With extraordinary talent, diligence and felicity the young man wound himself out of this first fatal position ; got those foreign Armies pushed out of his Country, and kept them out. His first concern had been to find some vestige of revenue, to put that upon a clear footing; and by loans or otherwise to scrape a little ready money together. On the strength of which a small body of soldiers could be collected about him, and drilled into real ability to fight and obey. 1 lieichs-Historie, p. 556 ; Pauli, v. 24. Cir.vr. xvni. KURFURST FRIEDRICH WILHELM. 281 1644. This as a basis ; on this followed all manner of things ; free- dom from Swedish-Austrian invasions, as the first thing. He was himself, as appeared by and by, a fighter of the first quality, when it came to that ; but never was willing to fight if he could help it. Preferred rather to shift, manoeuvre and negotiate ; which he did in a most vigilant, adroit and masterly manner. But by degrees he had grown to have, and could maintain it, an Army of 24,000 men ; among the best troops then in being. With or without his will, he was in all the great Wars of his time, — the time of Louis XIV., who kindled Europe four times over, thrice in our Kurfiirst's day. The Kurfiirst's Dominions, a long straggling country, reach- ing from Memel to Wesel, could hardly keep out of the way of any war that might rise. He made himself available, never against the good cause of Protestantism and German Freedom, yet always in the place and way where his own best advantage was to be had. Louis XIV. had often much need of him ; still oftener, and more pressingly, had Kaiser Leo- pold, the little Gentleman "in scarlet stockings, with a red feather in his hat," whom Mr. Savage used to see majestically walking about, with Austrian lip that said nothing at all.^ His 24,000 excellent fighting-men, thrown in at the right time, were often a thing that could turn the balance in great ques- tions. They required to be allowed for at a high rate, — which he well knew how to adjust himself for exacting and securing always. 1 A Compleat History of Germany, by Mr. Savage (8vo, London, 1702), p. 553. Who this Mr. Savage was, we have no trace. Prefixed to the vol- ume is the Portrait of a solid Gentleman of forty ; gloomily polite, with ample wig and cravat, — in all likelihood some studious subaltern Diplomatist in the Succession War. His little Book is very* lean and barren ; but faitlifully com- piled, — and might have some illumination in it, where utter darkness is so prevalent. Most likely, Addison picked his story of the Siege of Weinsberg ("Women carrying out their Husbands on their back," — one of his best Spectators) out of this poor Book. 282 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBUHG. Book in. 1640-1688. What became of Pommern at the .Peace ; filial G-larice into Cleve-Jiilich. When the Peace of Westphalia (1648) concluded that Thirty-Years Conflagration, and swept the ashes of it into order again, Friedrich Wilhelm's right to Pommern was admit- ted by everybody ; and well insisted on by himself : but right had to yield to reason of state, and he could not get it. The Swedes insisted on their expenses ; the Swedes held Pommern, had all along held it, — in pawn, they said, for their expenses. Nothing for it but to give the Swedes the better half of Pom- mern. i^ore-Pommern (so they call it, " Swedish Pomerania " thenceforth), which lies next the Sea ; this, with some Towns and cuttings over and above, was Sweden's share : Friedrich Wilhelm had to put up with IIinder-Vovxm.Qvn., docked further- more of the Town of Stettin, and of other valuable cuttings, in favor of Sweden. Much to Friedrich Wilhelm's grief and just anger, could he have helped it. They gave him Three secularized Bishoprics, Magdeburg, Halberstadt, Minden, with other small remnants, for compen- sation ; and he had to be content with these for the present. But he never gave up the idea of Pommern ; much of the effort of his life was spent upon recovering Fore-Pommern ; thrice-eager upon that, whenever lawful opportunity offered. To no purpose then ; he never could recover Swedish Pom- mern ; only his late descendants, and that by slowish degrees, could recover it all. Readers remember that Biirgermeister of Stettin, with the helmet and sword flung into the grave and picked out again ; — and can judge whether Brandenburg got its good luck quite by lying in bed ! — Once, and once only, he had a voluntary purpose towards War, and it remained a purpose only. Soon after the Peace of Westphalia, old Pfalz-Neuburg, the same who got the slap on the face, went into tyrannous proceedings against the Protestant part of his subjects in Julich-Cleve ; who called to Friedrich Wilhelm for help. Friedrich Wilhelm, a zealous Protestant, made remonstrances, retaliations : ere long the thought struck him, '' Suppose, backed by the Dutch, we threw Chap. XVIII. KURFURST FRIEDRICH WILHELM. 283 1655-1660. out this fantastic old gentleman, his Papistries, and pretended claims and self, clear out of it ? " This was Friedrich Wil- helm's thought ; and he suddenly marched troops into the Ter- ritory, with that view. But Europe was in alarm, the Dutch greAv faint : Fi-iedrich Wilhelm saw it would not do. He had a conference with old Pfalz-Neuburg : " Young gentle- man, we remember how your Grandfather made free with us and our august countenance ! Nevertheless we — " In fine, the " statistic of Treaties " was increased by One ; and there the matter rested till calmer times. In 1666, as already said, an effective Partition of these liti- gated Territories was accomplished : Prussia to have the Duchy of Cleve-Proper, the Counties of Mark and Ravens- burg, with other Patches and Pertinents ; Neuburg, what was the better share, to have Julich Duchy and Berg Duchy. Furthermore, if either of the Lines failed, in no sort was a collateral to be admitted ; but Brandenburg was to inherit Neuburg, or Neuburg Brandenburg, as the case might be.* A clear Bargain this at last ; and in the times that had come, it proved executable so far. But if the reader fancies the Law- suit was at last out in this way, he will be a simple reader ! In the days of our little Fritz, the Line of Pfalz-Neuburg was evidently ending ; but that Brandenburg and not a collateral should succeed it, there lay the quarrel, — open still, as if it had never been shut ; and we shall hear enough about it ! — The Gf-reat Kurfiirsfs Wars : what he achieved in War and Peace. Friedrich Wilhelm's first actual appearance in War, Polish- Swedish War (1655-1660), was involuntary in the highest degree ; forced upon him for the sake of his Preusseu, which bade fair to be lost or ruined, without blame of his or its. Nevertheless, here too he made his benefit of the affair. The big King of Sweden had a standing quarrel with his big Cousin of Poland, which broke out into hot War ; little Preus- sen lay between them, and was like to be crushed in the col- 1 Pauli, V. 120-129. 284 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURa. Book III. 1640-1688. lision. Swedish King was Karl Gustav, Christina's Cousin, Charles Twelfth's Grandfather ; a great and mighty man, lion of the North in his time : Polish King was one John Casimir ; chivalrous enough, and with clouds of forward Polish chivalry about him, glittering with barbaric gold. Frederick III., Danish King for the time being, he also was much involved in the thing. Fain would Friedrich Wilhelm have kept out of it, but he could not. Karl Gustav as good as forced him to join : he joined ; fought along with Karl Gustav an illus- trious Battle ; " Battle of Warsaw," three days long (28-30th July, 1656), on the skirts of Warsaw, — crowds " looking from the upper windows " there ; Polish chivalry, broken at last, going like chaff upon the winds, and John Casimir nearly ruined. Shortly after which, Friedrich Wilhelm, who had shone much in the Battle, changed sides. An inconsistent, treacher- ous man ? Perhaps not, O reader ; perhaps a man advancing " in circuits," the only way he has ; spirally, face now to east, now to west, with his own reasonable private aim sun-clear to him all the while ? John Casimir agreed to give up the " Homage of Preussen " for this service ; a grand prize for Friedrich Wilhelm.^ What the Teutsch Ritters strove for in vain, and lost their existence in etriving for, the shifty Kurfurst has now got : Ducal Prussia, which is also called East Prussia, is now a free sovereignty, — and will become as " Royal " as the other Polish part. Or per- haps even more so, in the course of time ! — Karl Gustav, in a high frame of mind, informs the Kurfurst, that he has him on his books, and will pay the debt one day ! A dangerous debtor in such matters, this Karl Gustav. In these same months, busy with the Danish part of the Contro- versy, he was doing a feat of war, which set all Europe in as- tonishment. In January, 1658, Karl Gustav marches his Army, horse, foot and artillery, to the extent of Wenty thousand, across the Baltic ice, and takes an Island without shipping, — Island of Fiinen, across the Little Belt ; three miles of ice ; ' Treaty of Labiau, 10th November, 1656 (Pauli, v. 73-75) ; 20th November (Stenzel, iv. 128, — who always uses New Style). Chap. XYIII. KUKFURST FRIEDRICH WILHELM. 285 1660. and a pait of the sea O'pen, which has to be crossed on planks. Nay, forward from !Funen, when once there, he achieves ten whole luiles more of ice ; and takes Zealand itself,* — to the wonder of all mankind. An imperious, stern-browed, swift- striking man ; who had dreamed of a new Goth Empire : The mean Hypocrites and Fribbles of the South to be coerced again by noble Norse valor, and taught a new lesson. Has been known to lay his hand on his sword while apprising an Am- bassador (Dutch High-Mightiness) what his royal intentions were : " Not the sale or purchase of groceries, observe you, Sir ! My aims go higher ! " — Charles Twelfth's Grandfather, and somewhat the same type of man. But Karl Gustav died, short while after ; "^ left his big wide- raging Northern Controversy to collapse in what way it could. SAveden and the fighting-parties made their " Peace of Oliva " (Abbey of Oliva, near Dantzig, 1st May, 1660) ; and this of Preussen was ratified, in all form, among the other points. No homage more ; nothing now above Ducal Prussia but the Heavens ; and great times coming for it. This was one of the successfulest strokes of business ever done by Priedrich Wil- helm ; who had been forced, by sheer compulsion, to embark in that big game. — " Royal Prussia," the Western or Polish Prussia : this too, as all Newspapers know, has, in our times, gone the same road as the other. Which probably, after all, it may have had, in Nature, some tendency to do ? Cut away, for reasons, by the Polish sword, in that Battle of Taunenberg, long since ; and then, also for reasons, cut back again ! That is the fact ; — not unexampled in human History. Old Johann Casimir, not long after that Peace of Oliva, getting tired of his unruly Polish chivalry and their ways, abdicated ; — retired to Paris ; and " lived much with Ninon de I'Enclos and her circle," for the rest of his life. He used to complain of his Polish chivalry, that there was no solidity in them ; nothing but outside glitter, with tumult and anarchic noise ; fatal want of one essential talent, the talent of Obey- ing ; and has been heard to prophesy that a glorious Eepublic, 1 Holberg's Ddnemarkische Reichs-Historie, pp. 406-409. 2 13th February-, 1660, age 38. 13.13 Vol. 1 286 THE HOHENZOLLEKNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1640-1688. persisting iu such courses, would arrive at results which would surprise it. Onward from this time, Friedrich Wilhelm figures in the world ; public men watching his procedure ; Kings anxious to secure him, — Dutch printsellers sticking up his Portraits for a hero-worshipping Public. Fighting hero, had the Public known it, Avas not his essential character, though he had to fight a great deal. He was essentially an Industrial man ; great in organizing, regulating, in constraining chaotic heaps to become cosmic for him. He drains bogs, settles colonies in the waste-places of his Dominions, cuts canals ; unweariedly encourages trade and work. The Friedrich- Wilhelm^ s Canal, which still carries tonnage from the Oder to the Spree,^ is a monument of his zeal in this way ; creditable, with the means he had. To the poor French Protestants, in the Edict-of-N antes Affair, he was like an express Benefit of Heaven : one Helper appointed, to whom the help itself was profitable. He munifi- cently welcomed them to Brandenburg ; showed really a noble piety and human pity, as well as judgment ; nor did Branden- burg and he want their reward. Some 20,000 nimble French souls, evidently of the best French quality, found a home there; — made "waste sands about Berlin into potherb gar- dens ; " and in the spiritual Brandenburg, too, did something of horticulture, which is still noticeable.^ Certainly this Elector was one of the shiftiest of men. Not an unjust man either. A pious, God-fearing man rather, stanch to his Protestantism and his Bible ; not unjust by any means, — nor, on the other hand, by any means thick-skinned in his interpretings of justice : Fair-play to myself always ; or occa- sionally even the Height of Fair-play ! On the whole, by con- stant energy, vigilance, adroit activity, by an ever-ready insight and audacity to seize the passing fact by its right handle, he 1 Executed, 1662-1668 ; fifteen English miles long (Biisching, Erdbeschrei- bung,v\. 2193). 2 Erman (weak Biographer of Queen Sophie-Charlotte, already cited), M€- moire.s pour servir a I'llistoire des R^fugi^s Franfais dans les Etats du Roi de Prusse (Berlin, 1782-1794), 8 tt. 8vo. Chap. XVIII. KURFURST FRIEDRICII WILHELM. 287 1675. fought his way well in the world ; left Brandenburg a flourish- ing and greatly increased Country, and his own name famous enough. A thick-set stalwart figure ; with brisk eyes, and high strong irregularly Roman nose. Good bronze Statue of him, by Schluter, once a famed man, still rides on the Lange-Briicke (Long-Bridge) at Berlin; and his Portrait, in huge frizzled Louis-Quatorze wig, is frequently met with in German Gal- leries. Collectors of Dutch Prints, too, know him : here a gallant, eagle-featured little gentleman, brisk in the smiles of youth, with plumes, with truncheon, caprioling on his war- charger, view of tents in the distance ; — there a sedate, pon- derous, wrinkly old man, eyes slightly puckered (eyes busier than mouth) ; a face well-ploughed by Time, and not found unfruitful ; one of the largest, most laborious, potent faces (in an ocean of circumambient periwig) to be met with in that Century.^ There are many Histories about him, too ; but they are not comfortable to read.** He also has wanted a sacred Poet ; and found only a bewildering Dryasdust. His Two grand Feats that dwell in the Prussian memory are perhaps none of his greatest, but were of a kind to strike the imagination. They both relate to what was the central problem of his life, — the recovery of Pommern from the Swedes. Exploit First is the famed "Battle of Fehrbellin (Ferry of Belleew)," fought on the 18th June, 1675. Fehrbellin is an inconsiderable Town still standing in those peaty regions, some five-and-thirty miles northwest of Berlin ; and had for ages plied its poor Ferry over the oily-looking, brown, sluggish stream called Rliin, or Ehein in those parts, without the least ' Both Prints are Dutch ; the Younger, my copy of the Younger, has lost the Engraver's Name (Kurfurst's age is twenty-seven) ; the Elder is by Masson, 1 683, when Friedrich Wilhelm was sixty -three. 2 G. D. Geyler, Lehen und Thaten Friedrich Wilhelms des Grossen (Frankfort and Leipzig, 170.3), folio. Franz Horn, Das Leben Friedrich Wilhelms des Grossen (Berlin, 1814). Pauli, 5 struse to us, if occasion rise. 1 See Preuss, i. 270. 296 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book ill. 1640-1688 CHAPTEE XIX. KING FKIEDRICH I. AGAIN. We said the Great Elector never could work his Silesian Duchies out of Kaiser Leopold's grip : to all his urgencies the little Kaiser in red stockings answered only in evasions, refu- sals ; and would quit nothing. We noticed also what quarrels the young Electoral Prince, Friedrich, afterwards King, had got into with his Stepmother ; suddenly feeling poisoned after dinner, running to his Aunt at Cassel, coming back on treaty, and the like. These are two facts which the reader knows : and out of these two grew a third, which it is fit he should know. In his last years, the Great Elector, worn out with labor, and harassed with such domestic troubles over and above, had evidently fallen much under his Wife's management; cutting out large apanages (clear against the Gera Bond) for her children ; — longing probably for quiet in his family at any price. As to the poor young Prince, negotiated back from Cassel, he lived remote, and had fallen into open disfavor, — with a very ill effect upon his funds, for one thing. His father kept him somewhat tight on the money-side, it is alleged ; and he had rather a turn for spending money hand- somely. He was also in some alarm about the proposed apa- nages to his Half-brothers, the Margraves above mentioned, of which there were rumors going. Sow Austria settled the Silesian Claims. Now in these circumstances the Austrian Court, who at this time (1685) greatly needed the Elector's help against Turks and others, and found him very urgent about these Silesian Duchies of his, fell upon what I must call a very extraordinary Chap. XIX. KING FRIEDRTCH I. AGAIN. 297 1685. sliift for getting rid of the Silesian question. " Serene High- ness/' said they, by their Ambassador at Berlin, " to end these troublesome talks, and to liquidate all claims, admissible and inadmissible, about Silesia, the Imperial Majesty will give you an actual bit of Territory, valuable, though not so large as you expected ! " The Elector listens with both ears : What Ter- ritory, then ? The " Circle of Schwiebus," hanging on the northwestern edge of Silesia, contiguous to the Elector's own Dominions in these Frankf urt-on-Oder regions : this the gener- ous Imperial Majesty proposes to give in fee-simple to Fried- rich Wilhelm, and so to end the matter. Truly a most small patch of Territory in comparison ; not bigger than an English Rutlandshire, to say nothing of soil and climate ! But then again it was an actual patch of territory ; not a mere parch- ment shadow of one : this last was a tempting point to the old harassed Elector. Such friendly offer they made him, I think, in 1685, at the time they were getting 8,000 of his troops to march against the Tvu'ks for them ; a very needful service at the moment. " By the bye, do not march through Silesia, you ! — Or march faster ! " said the cautious Austrians on this occasion : " Other roads v^ill answer better than Silesia ! " said they.^ Baron Ereytag, their Ambassador at Berlin, had negotiated the affair so far : " Circle of Schwiebus," said Erey- tag, " and let us have done with these thorny talks ! " But Baron Ereytag had been busy, in the mean while, with the young Prince ; secretly offering sympathy, counsel, help ; of all which the poor Prince stood in need enough. " We will help you in that dangerous matter of the Apanages," said Ereytag ; " Help you in all things," — I suppose he would say, — " necessary pocket-money is not a thing your Highness need want ! " And thus Baron Ereytag, what is very curious, had managed to bargain beforehand with the young Prince, That directly on coming to power, he would give up Schwiebus again, shmihl the offer of Schwiebus be accepted by Papa. To which effect Baron Ereytag held a signed Bond, duly executed by the young man, before Papa had concluded at alL Which is very curious indeed ! — 1 Pauli, V. 327, 332. 298 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1686-1713. Poor old Papa, worn out with troubles, accepted Schwiebus in liquidation of all claims (8tli April, 1686), and a few days after set his men on march against the Turks : — and, exactly two months beforehand, on the 8th of February last, the Prince had signed his secret engagement. That Schwiebus should be a mere phantasm to Papa ; that he, the Prince, would restore it on his accession. Both these singular Parch- ments, signed, sealed and done in the due legal form, lay simultaneously in Freytag's hand ; and probably enough they exist yet, in some dusty corner, among the solemn sheepskins of the world. This is literally the plan hit upon by an Im- perial Court, to assist a young Prince in his pecuniary and other difficulties, and get rid of Silesian claims. Plan actually not unlike that of swindling money-lenders to a young gentle- man in difficulties, and of manageable turn, who has got into their hands. The Great Elector died two years after ; Schwiebus then in his hand. The new Elector, once instructed as to the nature of the affair, refused to give up Schwiebus ; ^ declared the transaction a swindle : — and in fact, for seven years more, detained possession of Schwiebus. But the Austrian Court insisted, with emphasis, at length with threats (no insuperable pressure from Louis, or the Turks, at this time) ; the poor cheated Elector had, at last, to give up Schwiebus, in terms of his promise.^ He took act that it had been a surreptitious transaction, palmed upon him while ignorant, and while with- out the least authority or power to make such a promise ; that he was not bound by it, nor would be, except on com- ])ulsion thus far : and as to binding Brandenburg by it, how could he, at that period of his history, bind Branden- burg ? Brandenburg was not then his to bind, any more than China was. His Kaths had advised Friedrich against giving up Schwie- bus in that manner. But his answer is on record : " I must, I will and shall keep my own word. But my rights on Silesia, which I could not, and do not in these unjust circumstances, compromise, I leave intact for my posterity to prosecute. If 1 19th September, 1689 (Pauli, vii. 74). 2 31st December, 1694. Chap. XIX. KING FRIEDRICH I. AGAIN. 299 1G88-1713. God and the course of events order it no otherwise than now, we must be content. But if God shall one day send the opportunity, those that come after me will know what they have to do in such case." ^ And so Schwiebus was given up, the Austrians paying back what Brandenburg had laid out in improving it, " 250,000 fjulden (£25,000) ; " — and the Hand of Power had in this way, finally as it hoped, settled an old troublesome account of Brandenburg's. Settled the Silesian- Duchies Claim, by the temporary Phantasm of a Gift of Schwie- bus. That is literally the Liegnitz-Jiigerndorf case ; and the reader is to note it and remember it. For it will turn up again in History. The Hand of Power is very strong : but a stronger may perhaps get hold of its knuckles one day, at an advan- tageous time, and do a feat upon it. The " eventual succession to East Friesland," which had been promised by the Reich, some ten years ago, to the Great Elector, " for what he had done against the Turks, and what he had suffered from those Swedish Invasions, in the Common Cause : " this shadow of Succession, the Kaiser now said, should not be haggled with any more ; but be actually real- ized, and the Imperial sanction to it now given, — effect to follow if the Friesland Line died out. Let this be some con- solation for the loss of Schwiebus and your Silesian Duchies. Here in Friesland is the ghost of a coming possession ; there in Schwiebus was the ghost of a going one : phantasms you shall not want for ; but the Hand of Power parts not with its realities, however come by. His real Character. Poor Friedrich led a conspicuous life as Elector and King ; but no public feat he did now concerns us like this private one of Schwiebus. Historically important, this, and requiring to be remembered, while so much else demands mere oblivion from us. He was a spirited man ; did soldierings, fine Siege of Bonn (July-October, 1689), sieges and campaignings, in per- son, — valiant in action, royal especially in patience there, — 1 Pauli, vii. 150. 300 HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book IIL 1688-1713. dui-ing that Third War of Louis-Fourteenth's, the Treaty-of- Eyswick one. All through the Fourth, or Spanish Succession- War, his Prussian Ten-Thousand, led by fit generals, showed eminently what stuff they were made of. Witness Leopold of Anhalt-Dessau (still a young Dessauer) on the field of Blen- heim ; — Leopold had the right wing there, and saved Prince Eugene who was otherwise blown to pieces, while Marlborough stormed and conquered on the left. Witness the same Des- sauer on the field of Hochstadt the year before,^ how he managed the retreat there. Or see him at the Bridge of Cas- sano (1705) ; in the Lines of Turin (1706) ; ^ wherever hot service was on hand. At Malplaquet, in those murderous inexpugnable French Lines, bloodiest of obstinate Fights (up- wards of thirty thousand left on the ground), the Prussians brag that it was they who picked their way through a certain peat-bog, reckoned impassable ; and got fairly in upon the French wing, — to the huge comfort of Marlborough, and little Eugene his brisk comrade on that occasion. Marlborough knew well the worth of these Prussian troops, and also how to stroke his Majesty into continuing them in the field. He was an expensive King, surrounded by cabals, by Wartenbergs male and female, by whirlpools of intrigues, which, now that the game is over, become very forgettable. But one finds he was a strictly honorable man; with a cer- tain height and generosity of mind, capable of other nobleness than the upholstery kind. He had what we may call a hard life of it ; did and suffered a good deal in his day and genera- tion, not at all in a dishonest or unmanful manner. In fact, he is quite recognizably a Hohenzollern, — with his back half broken, Readers recollect that sad accident : how the Nurse, in one of those headlong journeys which his Father and Mother were always making, let the poor child fall or jerk backward ; and spoiled him much, and indeed was thought to have killed him, by that piece of inattention. He was not yet Hereditary Prince, he was only second son : but the elder ' Varnhagen von Ense, Biographische Denkmale (Berlin, 1845), ii. 155. 2 Das wdtheruhmten Furstens Leopoldi von Anhalt-Dessau Leben und Thaten (Leipzig, 1742, anonymous, by one Michael Ranffl), pp. 53, 61. Chap. XIX. KING FRIEDRICH I. AGAIN. 301 1088-1713. died ; and he became Elector, King ; and had to go with his spine distorted, — distortion not glaringly conspicuous, though undeniable ; — and to act the Hohenzollern so. Nay who knows but it was this very jerk, and the half-ruin of hia nervous system, — this doubled wish to be beautiful, and this crooked back capable of being hid or decorated into straight- ness, — that first set the poor man on thinking of expensive ornamentalities, and Kingships in particular ? History will forgive the Nurse in that case.. Perhaps History has dwelt too much on the blind side of this expensive King. Toland, on entering his country, was struck rather with the signs of good administration every- where. No sooner have you crossed the Prussian Border, out of Westphalia, says Toland, than smooth highways, well- tilled fields, and a general air of industry and regularity, are evident : solid milestones, brass-bound, and with brass inscrip- tion, tell the traveller where he is ; who finds due guidance of finger-posts, too, and the blessing of habitable inns. The people seem all to be busy, diligently occupied ; villages rea- sonably swept and whitewashed ; — never was a better set of Parish Churches ; whether new-built or old, they are all in brand-new repair. The contrast with Westphalia is immediate and great ; but indeed that was a sad country, to anybody but a patient Toland, who knows the causes of phenomena. No inns there, except of the naturally savage sort. "A man is very happy if he finds clean straw to sleep on, without expecting sheets or coverings ; let him readily dispense with plates, forks and napkins, if he can get anything to eat. . . . He must be content to have the cows, swine and poultry for his fellow-lodgers, and to go in at the same passage that the smoke comes out at, for there 's no other vent for it but the door; which makes foreigners commonly say that the people of Westphalia enter their houses by the chimney." And observe withal : " This is the reason why their beef and hams are so finely prepared and ripened ; for the fireplace being backwards, the smoke must spread over all the house before it gets to the door; which makes everything within of a russet or sable color, not excepting the hands and faces 302 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1688-1713. of the meaner sort." ^ If Prussia yield to Westphalia in ham, in all else she is strikingly superior. He founded Universities, this poor King ; University of Halle ; Royal Academy of Berlin, Leibnitz presiding : he fought for Protestantism ; — did what he could for the cause of Cosmos versus Chaos, after his fashion. The magnificences of his Charlottenburgs, Oranienburgs and numerous Coun- try-houses make Toland almost poetic. An affable kindly man withal, though quick of temper ; his word sacred to him. A man of many troubles, and acquainted with " the infinitely little (rinfiniment petit),'' as his Queen termed it. CHAPTER XX. DEATH OF KING FRIEDRICH I. Old King Priedrich I. had not much more to do in the world, after witnessing the christening of his Grandson of like name. His leading forth or sending forth of troops, his multiplex negotiations, solemn ceremonials, sad changes of ministry, sometimes transacted " with tears," are mostly ended ; the ever- whirling dust-vortex of intrigues, of which he has been the centre for a five-and-twenty years, is settling down finally towards everlasting rest. No more will Marl- borough come and dexterously talk him over, — proud to " serve as cupbearer," on occasion, to so high a King — for new bodies of men to help in the next campaign : we have ceased to be a King worthy of such a cupbearer, and Marl- borough's campaigns too are all ended. Much is ended. They are doing the sorrowful Treaty of Utrecht; Louis XIV. himself is ending; mournfully shrunk into the corner, with his Missal and his Maintenon ; looking back with just horror on Europe four times set ablaze for the sake of one poor mortal in big periwig, to no purpose. Lucky ' An Account of the Courts of Prussia and Hanover, by Mr. Toland (cited already), p. 4. Chap. XX. DEATH OF KING FRIEDRICH I. 303 1712. if perhaps Missal-work, orthodox litanies, and even Protes- tant Dragonnades, can have virtue to wipe out such a score against a man ! Unhappy Louis : the sun-bright gold has become dim as copper ; we rose in storms, and we are setting in watery clouds. The Kaiser himself (Karl VI., Leopold's Son, Joseph I.'s younger Brother) will have to conform to this Treaty of Utrecht : what other possibility for him ? The English, always a wonderful Nation, fought and sub- sidied from side to side of Europe for this Spanish-Succession business ; fought ten years, such fighting as they never did before or since, under "John Duke of Marlborough," who, as is well known, " beat the French thorough and thorough." French entirely beaten at last, not without heroic difficulty and as noble talent as was ever shown in diplomacy and war, are ready to do your will in all things ; in this of giving up Spain, among others: — whereupon the English turn round, with a sudden new thought, " No, we will not have our will done ; it shall be the other way, the way it was, — now that we bethink ourselves, after all this fighting for our will ! " And make Peace on those terms, as if no war had been ; and accuse the great Marlborough of many things, of theft for one. A wonderful People ; and in their Continental Politics (which indeed consist chiefly of Subsidies) thrice wonderful. So the Treaty of Utrecht is transacting itself ; which that of Eastadt, on the part of Kaiser and Empire, unable to get on without Subsidies, will have to follow : and after such quantities of powder burnt, and courageous lives wasted, general As-you- were is the result arrived at. Old Friedrich's Ambassadors are present at Utrecht, jan- gling and pleading among the rest ; at Berlin too the despatch of business goes lumbering on ; but what thing, in the shape of business, at Utrecht or at Berlin, is of much importance to the old man ? Seems as if Europe itself were waxing dim, and sinking to stupid sleep, — as we, in our poor royal person, full surely are. A Crown has been achieved, and diamond but- tons worth £1,500 apiece ; but what is a Crown, and what are buttons, after all ? — I suppose the tattle and singeries of little Wilhelmina, whom he would spend whole days with ; this and 304 THE HOHENZOLLERXS IN BRANDENBURG. Book III. 1688-1713. occasional visits to a young Fritzchen's cradle, who is thriving moderately, and will speak and do aperies one daj^, — are his main solacements in the days that are passing. Much of this Friedrich's life has gone off like the smoke of fire-works, has faded sorrowfully, and proved phantasmal. Here is an old Autograph Note, written by him at the side of that Cradle, and touching on a slight event there ; which, as it connects two venerable Correspondents and their Seventeenth Century with a grand Phenomenon of the Eighteenth, we will insert here. The old King addresses his older Mother-in-law, famed Electress Sophie of Hanover, in these terms (spelling cor- rected) : — " Charlottenburg, den 30 August, 1712. "Ew. Churf. Durchlaucht werden sich zweifelsohne mit uns erfreuen, dass der kleine Printz (Prinz) Fritz nuhnmero (nun- mehr) 6 Zehne (Zdhne) hat und ohne die geringste incom- moditet (-tat). Daratis kann man auch die predestination sehen, dass alle seine Briider haben daran s^erben miissen, dieser aber bekommt sie ohne Miihe wie seine Schwester. Gott erhalte ihn uns noch lange zum trohst (Trost), in dessen Schutz ich dieselbe ergebe und lebenslang verbleibe, " Ew. Churf. Dnrchl. gehorsamster Diene^ und treuer Sohn, "Friedrich R."* Of which this is the literal English : — "Your Electoral Serenity will doubtless rejoice with us that the little Prince Fritz has now got his sixth tooth with- out the least incommodite. And therein we may trace a pre- destination, inasmuch as his Brothers died of teething \_Not of cannon-sound and weight of head-gear, then, your Majesty thinks ? That were a painful thought .^] ; and this one, as his Sister [^Wilheimina'] did, gets them [the teeth"] without trouble. God preserve him long for a comfort to us : — to whose protection I commit Dieselbe [ Your Electoral Highness, in the third person], and remain lifelong, "Your Electoral Highness's most obedient Servant and *^^^^°' "Friedrich Rrx." ^ Preuss, Fri^drich der Grosse (Hi$iorische Skizze, Berlin, 1838), p. 380. CiiAP. XX. DEATH OF KING FKIEDKICII I. 305 1708-1713. One of Friedrich Bex's worst adveutures was his latest ; commenced some five or six years ago (1708), and now not far from terminating. He was a Widower, of weakly con- stitution, towards fifty: his beautiful ingenious "Serena," with all her Theologies, pinch-of-snuff Coronations and other earthly troubles, was dead; and the task of continuing the Hohenzollern progeny, given over to Friedrich Wilhelm the I'riuce Eoyal, was thought to be in good hands. Majesty Friedrich with the weak back had retired, in 1708, to Karls- bad, to rest from his cares ; to take the salutary waters, and recruit his weak nerves a little. Here, in the course of con- fidential promenadings, it was hinted, it was represented to him by some pickthank of a courtier, That the task of continu- ing the Hohenzollern progeny did not seem to prosper in the present good hands ; that Sophie Dorothee, Princess E-oyal, had already borne two royal infants which had speedily died : that in fact it was to be gathered from the medical men, if not from their words, then from their looks and cautious innu- endoes, that Sophie Dorothee, Princess Royal, would never produce a Prince or even Princess that would live ; which task, therefore, did now again seem to devolve upon his Maj- esty, if his Majesty had not insuperable objections ? Majesty had no insuperable objections ; old Majesty listened to the flattering tale ; and, sure enough, he smarted for it in a sig- nal manner. By due industry, a Princess was fixed upon for Bride, Princess Sophie Louisa of Mecklenburg-Schwerin, age now twenty-four : she was got as "Wife, and came home to Berlin in all pomp ; — but good came not with her to anybody there. Not only did she bring the poor old man no children, which was a fault to be overlooked, considering Sophie Dorothee's success ; but she brought a querulous, weak and self-sufficient female humor ; found his religion heterodox, — he being Cal- vinist, and perhaps even lax-Calvinist, she Lutheran as the Prussian Nation is, and strict to the bone : — heterodox wholly, to the length of no salvation possible ; and times rose on the Berlin Court such as had never been seen before ! " No salvation possible, says my Dearest ? Hah ! And an iuno- o06 THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN BKANDENBURG. Book HI. 1688-ni3. cent Coui't-Mask or Dancing Soiree is criminal in the sight of God and of the Queen ? And we are children of wrath wholly, and a frivolous generation ; and the Queen will see us all — !" The end was, his Majesty, tlirough sad solitary days and nights, repented bitterly that he had wedded such a She- Dominic j grew quite estranged from her; the poor She- Dominic giving him due return in her way, — namely, living altogether in her own apartments, upon orthodoxy, jealousy and other bad noiu'ishment. Till at length she went quite mad; and, except the due medical and other attendants, nobody saw her, or spoke of her, at Berlin. Was this a cheering issue of such an adventure to the poor old expen- sive Gentleman ? He endeavored to digest in silence the bitter morsel he had cooked for himself ; but reflected often, as an old King might, What dirt have I eaten ! In this way stands that matter in the Schloss of Berlin, when little Friedrich, who will one day be called the Great, is born. Habits of the expensive King, hours of rising, modes of dressing, and so forth, are to be found in Pollnitz ; ^ but we charitably omit them all. Even from foolish Pollnitz a good eye will gather, what was above intimated, that this feeble-backed, heavy-laden old King was of humane and just disposition ; had dignity in his demeanor ; had reticence, patience ; and, though hot-tempered like all the Hohenzol- lerns, that he bore himself like a perfect gentleman for one thing ; and tottered along his high-lying lonesome road not in an unmanful manner at all. Had not his nerves been dam- aged by that fall in infancy, who knows but we might have had something else to read of him than that he was regardless of expense in this world ! His last scene, of date February, 1713, is the tragical ultima- tum of that fine Karlsbad adventure of the Second marriage, — ^ Pollnitz, Memoiren zur Lehens- und Refjierungs-Geschichfe der Vier letzten Regmten des Preussischen Staats (Berlin, 1791). A vague, inexact, but not quite uninfitruptive or uninteresting Book : Printed also in French, which was the Original, same place and time. Chap. XX. DEATH OF KING FRIEDRICH I. 307 25th l-cb. 1713. Third marriage, in fact, though the First, anterior to " Serena," is apt to be forgotten, having lasted short while, and produced only a Daughter, not memorable except by accident. This Third marriage, which had brought so many sorrows to him, proved at length the death of the old man. For he sat one morning, in the chill February days of the Year 1713, in his Apartment, as usual ; weak of nerves, but thinking no special evil ; when, suddenly with huge jingle, the glass door of his room went to sherds ; and there rushed in — bleeding and dishevelled, the fatal "White Lady" (Weisse Frau), who is understood to walk that Schloss at Berlin, and announce Death to the Royal inhabitants. Majesty had fainted, or was faint- ing. " Weisse Frau ? Oh no, your Majesty ! " — not that ; but indeed something almost worse. — Mad Queen, in her Apart- ments, had been seized, that day, when half or quarter dressed, with unusual orthodoxy or unusual jealousy. Watching her opportunity, she had whisked into the corridor, in extreme deshabille ; and gone, like the wild roe, towards Majesty's Suite of Rooms ; through Majesty's glass door, like a catapult ; and emerged as we saw, — in petticoat and shift, with hair streaming, eyes glittering, arms cut, and the other sad trim- mings. Heaven, who could laugh ? There are tears due to Kings and to all men. It was deep misery ; deep enough " sin and misery," as Calvin well says, on the one side and the other ! The poor old King was carried to bed ; and never rose again, but died in a few days. The date of the Weisse Frail's death, one might have hoped, was not distant either ; but she lasted, in her sad state, for above twenty years coming. Old King Friedrich's death-day was 25th February, 1713 ; the unconscious little Grandson being then in his Fourteenth month. To whom, after this long voyage round the world, we now gladly return. 308 THE liOilENZOLLERNS IN BRANDENBURG. Book iil 1372-1571. *,n* By way of reinforcement to any recollection the reader may have of these Twelve Hohenzollern Kurf iirsts, I will append a continuous list of them, with here and there an indication. The Twelve Hohenzollern Electors. 1°. Friedrich I. (as Burggraf, was Friedrich VI.) : born, it is in- ferred, 1372 (Rentsch, p. 350) ; accession, 18tli AprU, 1417 ; died 21st September, 1440. Had come to Brandenburg, 1412, as Statthalter, The Quitzows and Heavy Peg. 2°. Friedrich II. : 19tli November, 1413 ; 21st September, 1440 ; 10th February, 1472. Friedrich Ironteeth ; tames the Berlin Burghers. Spoke Polish, was to have been Polish King. Cannon-shot upon his dinner-table shatters his nerves so, that he abdicates, and soon dies. Johannes Alchymista his elder Brother; Alhdrt AcJiilles his younger. 3°. Albert (Achilles) : 24th November, 1414; 10th February, 1471; 11th March, 1486. Third son of Friedrich I. ; is lineal Progenitor of all the rest. Eldest Son, Johann Cicero, follows as Kurfiirst ; a Younger Son, Friedrich (by a different Mother), got Cnlmbach, and produced the Elder Line there. (See Genealogical Diagram, p. 309a.) 4°. Johann (Cicero): 2d August, 1455; 11th March, 1486; 9th January, 1499. Big John. Friedrich of Culmbach's elder (Half-) Brother. 5°. Joachim I. : 21st February, 1484 ; 9th January, 1499 ; 11th July, 1535. Loud in the Reformation times ; finally declares peremp- torily for the Conservative side. Wife (Sister of Christian 11. of Den- mark) runs away. Younger Brother Albert Kur-Mainz, whom Hutten celebrated ; born 1490; Archbishop of Magdeburg and Halberstadt 1513, of Mainz 1514 j died 1545 : set Tetzel, and the Indulgence, on foot. 6°. Joachim II. (Hector) : 9th January, 1505 ; 11th July, 1535 ; 3d January, 1571. Sword drawn on Alba once. Erbverbriiderung with Liegnitz. Staircase at Grimnitz. A weighty industrious Kurfiirst. Declared himself Protestant, 1539. First Wife (mother of his Successor) was Daughter to Duke George of Saxony, Luther's " If it rained Duke Georges." — Johann of Ciistrin was a younger Brother of his : died ten days after Joachim ; left no Son. c < r c CHAP. XX. DEATH OF KING FRIEDKICH I. 309 1525-1713. 7°. J(inANN Gkorge : lltli September, 1525; 3(1 January, 1571; 8th January, 15i)8. Cannon-shot, at Siege of Wittenberg, upon Kaiser Karl ami him. Gera Bond. Married a Silesian Duke of Liegnitz's Daughter (result of the Erbverbriider- wig there, — Autea, p. 231 ) . Had twenty-three children. It was to him that Baireuth and Anspach feU liome : he settled them on hi.s second and his third sons, Christian and Joachim Ernst ; founders of the New Line of Baireuth and Anspach. (See Genealogical Diagram, p. S09a.) 8°. Joachim Friedrich : 27th January, 1546 ; 8th January, 1598 ; 18th July, 1608. Archbishop of Magdeburg first of all, — to keep the place filled. Joachimsthal School at old Castle of Grimnitz, Very vigilant for Preusseu; which was near falling due. Two of his Younger Sons, Johann George (1577-1624) to whom he gave Jdyerndorf, and that Archhishop of Magdeburg, who was present in Tilly's storm, got both wrecked in the Thirty- Years War ; — not with- out results, in the Jagerndorf case. 9°. Johann Sigismund: 8th November, 1572; 18th July, 1608; 23d December, I6I9. Preussen : Cleve ; Slap on the face to Neuburg. 10°. George Wilhelm : 3d November, 1595 ; 22d November, 1619; 21st November, 1640. The unfortunate of the Thirty- Years War. '' Que faire ; Us ont des canons ! " 11°. Friedrich Wilhelm: 6th February, 1620; 21st November, 1640 ; 29th April, 1688. The Great Elector. 12°. Friedrich IH. : 1st July, 1657; 29th AprU, 1688; 25th February, 1P13. First King (I8th January, 1701). 14.14 Vol. 1 BOOK lY. FRIEDRICH'S APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE, 1713-1723. CHAPTER I. CHILDHOOD : DOUBLE EDUCATIONAL ELEMENT. Of Eriedrlch's childhood, there is not, after all our reading, much that it would interest the English public to hear tell of. Perhaps not much of knowable that deserves anywhere to be known. Books on it, expressly handling it, and Books on Priedrich Wilhelm's Court and History, of which it is always a main element, are not wanting : but they are mainly of the sad sort which, with pain and difficulty, teach us nothing. Books done by pedants and tenebrific persons, under the name of men ; dwelling not on things, but, at endless length, on the outer husks of things : of unparalleled confusion, too ; — not so much as an Index granted you; to the poor half-jjeck of cinders, hidden in these wagon-loads of ashes, no sieve al- lowed ! Books tending really to fill the mind with mere dust- whirlwinds, — if the mind did not straightway blow them out again ; which it does. Of these let us say nothing. Seldom had so curious a Phenomenon worse treatment from the Dry- asdust species. Among these Books, touching on Friedrich's childhood, and treating of his Father's Court, there is hardly above one that we can characterize as fairly human : the Book written by his little Sister Wilhelmina, when she grew to size and knowledge LOUIS XV. AND THE AMBASSADOR OF HOLLAND. Vol. One, p. 308. Chap. I. CHILDHOOD : EDUCATIONAL ELEMENT. 311 1713-1723. of good and evil ; ^ — and this, of what flighty uncertain na- ture it is, the world partly knows. A human Book, however, not a pedant one : there is a most shrill female soul busy with intense earnestness here ; looking, and teaching us to look. We find it a veracious Book, done with heart, and from eye- sight and insight; of a veracity deeper than the superficial sort. It is full of mistakes, indeed ; and exaggerates dread- fully, in its shrill female way ; but is above intending to de- ceive : deduct the due subtrahend, — say perhaps twenty-five per cent, or in extreme cases as high as seventy-five, — you will get some human image of credible actualities from Wil- helmina. Practically she is our one resource on this matter. Of the strange King Friedrich Wilhelm and his strange Court, with such an Heir- Apparent growing up in it, there is no real light to be had, except what Wilhelmina gives, — or kindles dark Books of others into giving. For that, too, on long study, is the result of her, here and there. With so flickery a wax -taper held over Friedrich's childhood, — and the other dirty tallow-dips all going out in intolerable odor, — judge if our success can be very triumphant ! We perceive the little creature has got much from Nature ; not the big arena only, but fine inward gifts, for he is well- born in more senses than one ; — and that in the breeding of him there are two elements noticeable, widely diverse : the French and the German. This is perhaps the chief peculiar- ity ; best worth laying hold of, with the due comprehension, if our means allow. First Educational Element, the French one. His nurses, governesses, simultaneous and successive, mostly of French breed, are duly set down in the Prussian Books, and held in mind as a point of duty by Prussian men; but, in foreign parts, cannot be considered otherwise than as a group, and merely with generic features. He had a Frau von Ka- ^ M^moires de Fr€d^rique Sophie Wilhelmine de Prusse, Margrave de Bareith (Brunswick, Paris et Londres, 1812), 2 vols. 8vo. 312 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. mecke for Head Governess, — the lady whom Wilhelmina, in her famed Menwires, always writes Kamken ; and of whom, except the floating gossip found in that Book, there is noth- ing to be remembered. Under her, as practical superintend- ent, Sous-goxivemante and quasi-mother, was the Dame de Koucoulles, a more important person for us here. Dame de Eoucoulles, once de Montbail, the same respectable Edict-of- Nantes French lady who, five-and-twenty years ago, had taken similar charge of Friedrich Wilhelm ; a fact that speaks well for the character of her performance in that office. She had done her fii'st edition of a Prussian Prince in a satisfactory manner ; and not without difficult accidents and singularities, as we have heard : the like of which were spared her in this her second edition (so we may call it) ; a second and, in all manner of ways, an improved one. The young Fritz swal- lowed no shoe-buckles ; did not leap out of window, hanging on by the hands ; nor achieve anything of turbulent, or otherwise memorable, in his infantine history ; the course of which was in general smooth, and runs, happily for it, below the ken of rumor. The Boy, it is said, and is easily credible, was of ex- traordinary vivacity ; quick in apprehending all things, and gracefully relating himself to them. One of the prettiest, vividest little boys ; with eyes, with mind and ways, of un- common brilliancy ; — only he takes less to soldiering than the paternal heart could wish ; and appears to find other things in the world fully as notable as loud drums, and stiff men drawn up in rows. Moreover, he is apt to be a little unhealthy now and then, and requires care from his nurses, over whom the judicious Roucoulles has to be very vigilant. Of this respectable Madame de Roucoulles I have read, at least seven times, what the Prussian Books say of her by way of Biography ; but it is always given in their dull tombstone style ; it has moreover next to no importance ; and I, — alas, I do not yet too well remember it ! She was from Normandy ; of gentle blood, never very rich ; Protestant, in the Edict-of- Nantos time ; and had to fly her country, a young widow, with daughter and mother-in-law hanging on her ; the whole of Chap. I. CHILDHOOD : EDUCATIONAL ELEMENT. 313 17ia-i723.j them almost penniless. However, she was kindly received at the Court of Berlin, as usual in that sad case ; and got some practical help towards living in her new country. Queen Sophie Charlotte had liked her society ; and finding her of prudent intelligent turn, and with the style of manners suita- ble, had given her Friedrich Wilhelm to take charge of. She was at that time Madame de Montbail; widow, as we said: she afterwards wedded Eoucoulles, a refugee gentleman of her own Nation, who had gone into the Prussian Army, as was common for the like of him. She had again become a widow, Madame de Roucoulles this time, with her daughter Montbail still about her, when, by the grateful good sense of Friedrich Wilhelm, she was again intrusted as we see ; — and so had the honor of governessing Frederick the Great for the first seven years of his life. Respectable lady, she oversaw his nurses, pap-boats, — " beer-soup and bread," he himself tells us once, was his main diet in boyhood, — beer-soups, dress-frocks, first attempts at walking ; and then also his little bits of intellec- tualities, moralities ; his incipiencies of speech, demeanor, and spiritual development ; and did her function very honestly, there is no doubt. Wilhelmina mentions her, at a subsequent period ; and we have a glimpse of this same Roucoulles, gliding about among the royal young-folk, " with only one tooth left " (figuratively speaking), and somewhat given to tattle, in Princess Wilhel- mina's opinion. Grown very old now, poor lady ; and the dreadfulest bore, when she gets upon Hanover and her experi- ences, and Queen Sophie Charlotte's, in that stupendously magnificent court under Gentleman Ernst. Shun that topic, if you love your peace of mind !^— She did certainly superin- tend the Boy Fritzkin for his first seven years ; that is a glory that cannot be taken from her. And her pupil, too, we agree- ably perceive, was always grateful for her services in that capacity. Once a week, if he were in Berlin, during his youthful time, he was sure to appear at the Roucoulles Soiree, and say and look various pleasant things to his " cher Maman (dear Mamma)," as he used to call her, and to the respectable 1 Memoires (above cited). 314 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1733. small party she had. Not to speak of other more substantial services, which also were not wanting. Eonconlles and the other female souls, mainly French, among whom the incipient Fritz now was, appear to have done their part as well as could be looked for. Respectable Edict-of- Nantes French ladies, with high head-gear, wide hoops ; a clear, correct, but somewhat barren and meagre species, tight- laced and high-frizzled in mind and body. It is not a very fertile element for a young soul: not very much of silent piety in it ; and perhaps of vocal piety more than enough in propor- tion. An element founding on what they call " enlightened Protestantism," " freedom of thought," and the like, which is apt to become loquacious, and too conscious of itself ; tending, on the whole, rather to contempt of the false, than to deep or very effective recognition of the true. But it is, in some important senses, a clear and pure element withal. At lowest, there are no conscious semi-falsities, or volunteer hypocrisies, taught the poor Boy ; honor, clearness, truth of word at least ; a decorous dignified bearing ; various thin good things, are honestly inculcated and exemplified ; nor is any bad, ungraceful or suspicious thing permitted there, if recognized for such. It might have been a worse element ; and we must be thankful for it. Friedrich, through life, carries deep traces of this French-Protestant incipiency : a very big wide-branching royal tree, in the end ; but as small and flexible a seedling once as any one of us. The good old Dame de Roucoulles just lived to witness his accession ; on which grand juncture and afterwards, as he had done before, he continued to express, in graceful and useful ways, his gratitude and honest affection to her and hers. Tea- services, presents in cut-glass and other kinds, with Letters that were still more precious to the old Lady, had come always at due intervals : and one of his earliest kingly gifts was that of some suitable small pension for Montbail, the elderly daughter of this poor old Roucoulles,^ who was just ^ Preuss, Friedrich der Grosse, eine Lehensgeschichte (5 vols. Berlin, 1832- 1834), V. (Urkundeubuch, p. 4). (Euvres de Frederic (same Preuss's Edition, Berlin, 1846-1850, &c.), xvi. 184, 191. — The Herr Doctor J. D. E. Preuss, Chap. I. CHILDHOOD : EDUCATIONAL ELEMENT. 315 1713-1723. singing her Dimittas, as it were, still in a blithe and pious manner. For she saw now (in 1740) her little nursling grown to be a brilliant man and King ; King gone out to the Wars, too, with all Europe inquiring and wondering what the issue would be. As for her, she closed her poor old eyes, at this stage of the business ; piously, in foreign parts, far from her native Normandy ; and did not see farther what the issue was. Good old Dame, I have, as was observed, read some seven times over what they call biographical accounts of her ; but have seven times (by Heaven's favor, I do partly believe) mostly forgotten them again; and would not, without cause, inflict on any reader the like sorrow. To remember one worthy thing, how many thousand unworthy things must a man be able to forget ! From this Edict-of-Nantes environment, which taught our young Fritz his first lessons of human behavior, — a polite sharp little Boy, we do hope and understand, — he learned also to clothe his bits of notions, emotions, and garrulous utterabilities, in the French dialect. Learned to speak, and likewise, what is more important, to think, in French ; which was otherwise quite domesticated in the Palace, and became his second mother-tongue. Not a bad dialect ; yet also none of the best. Very lean and shallow, if very clear and con- venient ; leaving much in poor Fritz unuttered, unthought, unpractised, which might otherwise have come into activity in the course of his life. He learned to read very soon, I presume ; but he did not, now or afterwards, ever learn to spell. He spells indeed dreadfully ill, at his first appearance on the writing stage, as we shall see by and by ; and he con- tinued, to the last, one of the bad spellers of his day. A cir- " Historiographer of Brandenburg," devoted wholly to the study of Friedrich for five-and-twenty years past, and for above a dozen years busily engaged in editing the (Em-res de Frederic, — has, besides that Lebensgeschichte just cited, three or four smaller Books, of indistinctly different titles, on the same subject. A meritoriously exact man ; acquainted with the outer details of Friedrich's Biography (had he any way of arranging, organizing or setting them forth) aa few men ever were or will be. "We shall mean always this Lebensgeschichte here, when no other title is given ; and (Euvres de Fr€deric shall signify hs Edition, unless the contrary be stated. 316 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 17ia-1723. cumstance which I never can fully account for, and will leave to the reader's study. From all manner of sources, — from inferior valetaille, Prus- sian Officials, Royal Majesty itself when not in gala, — he learned, not less rootedly, the corrupt Prussian dialect of German ; and used the same, all his days, among his soldiers, native officials, common subjects and wherever it was most convenient ; speaking it, and writing and misspelling it, with great freedom, though always with a certain aversion and undisguised contempt, which has since brought him blame in some quarters. It is true, the Prussian form of German is but rude ; and probably Friedrich, except sometimes in Luther's Bible, never read any German Book. What, if we will think of it, could he know of his first mother-tongue ! German, to this day, is a frightful dialect for the stupid, the pedant and dullard sort ! Only in the hands of the gifted does it become supremely good. It had not yet been the language of any Goethe, any Lessing ; though it stood on the eve of becoming such. It had already been the language of Luther, of Uli-ich Hutten, Friedrich Barbarossa, Charlemagne and others. And several extremely important things had been said in it, and some pleasant ones even sung in it, from an old date, in a very- appropriate manner, — had Crown-Prince Friedrich known all that. But he coidd not reasonably be expected to know : — and the wiser Germans now forgive him for not knowing, and are even thankful that he did not. CHAPTER II. THE GEEMA2C ELEMENT. So that, as we said, there are two elements for young Fritz, and highly diverse ones, from both of which he is to draw nourishment, and assimilate what he can. Besides that Edict- of-Xantes French element, and in continual contact and con- Chap. II. THE GERMAN ELEMENT. 31Y 1713-1723. trast with it, which prevails chiefly iu the Female Quarters of the Palace, — there is the native German element for young Fritz, of which the centre is Papa, now come to be King, and powerfully manifesting himself as such. An abrupt peremp- tory young King ; and German to the bone. Along with whom, companions to him in his social hours, and fellow-workers in his business, are a set of very rugged German sons of Nature ; differing much from the French sons of Art. Baron Grumkow, Leopold Prince of Anhalt-Dessau (not yet called the " Old Dessauer," being under forty yet), General Glasenap, Colonel Derschau, General Flans ; these, and the other nameless Gen- erals and Of&cials, are a curious counterpart to the Camases, the Hautcharmoys and Forcades, with their nimble tongues and rapiers ; still more to the Beausobres, Achards, full of ecclesiastical logic, made of Bayle and Calvin kneaded to- gether; and to the high-frizzled ladies rustling in stiff silk, with the shadow of Versailles and of the Dragonnades alike present to them. Born Hyperboreans these others ; rough as hemp, and stout of fibre as hemp ; native products of the rigorous North. Of whom, after all our reading, we know little. — Heaven, they have had long lines of rugged ancestors, cast in the same rude stalwart mould, and leading their rough life there, of whom we know absolutely nothing ! Dumb all those preceding busy generations; and this of Friedrich Wilhelm is grown almost dumb. Grim semi-articulate Prussian men ; gone all to pipe-clay and mustache for us. Strange blond-complexioned, not unbeau- tiful Prussian honorable women, in hoops, brocades, and unin- telligible head-gear and hair-towers, — ach Gott, they too are gone ; and their musical talk, in the French or German language, that also is gone ; and the hollow Eternities have swallowed it, as their wont is, in a very surprising manner ! — Grumkow, a cunning, greedy-hearted, long-headed fellow, of the old Pomeranian Nobility by birth, has a kind of superficial polish put upon his Hyperboreanisms ; he has been in foreign countries, doing legations, diplomacies, for which, at least for the vulpine parts of which, he has a turn. He writes and speaks articulate grammatical French ; but neither in that, nor 318 HIS APPEENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. in native Pommerish Platt-Deutsch, does he show us much, except the depths of his own greed, of his own astucities and stealthy audacities. Of which we shall hear more than enough by and by. Of the Dessauer, not yet " Old." As to the Prince of Anhalt-Dessau, rugged man, whose very face is the color of gunpowder, he also knows French, and can even write in it, if he like, — having duly had a Tutor of that nation, and strange adventures with him on the grand tour and elsewhere ; — but does not much practise writing, when it can be helped. His children, I have heard, he expressly did not teach to read or write, seeing no benefit in that effeminate art, but left them to pick it up as they could. His Princess, all rightly ennobled now, — whom he would not but marry, though sent on the grand tour to avoid it, — was the daughter of one Fos an Apothecary at Dessau ; and is still a beautiful and pru- dent kind of woman, who seems to suit him well enough, no worse than if she had been born a Princess. Much talk has been of her, in princely and other circles ; nor is his marriage the only strange thing Leopold has done. He is a man to keep the world's tongue wagging, not too musically always ; though himself of very unvocal nature. Perhaps the biggest mass of inarticulate human vitality, certainly one of the biggest, then going about in the world. A man of vast dumb faculty ; dumb, but fertile, deep ; no end of ingenuities in the rough head of him : — as much mother-wit there, I often guess, as could be found in whole talking parliaments, spouting themselves away in vocables and eloquent wind ! A man of dreadful impetuosity withal. Set upon his will as the one law of Nature ; storming forward with incontrollable violence : a very whirlwind of a man. He was left a minor j his Mother guardian. Nothing could prevent him from marry- ing this Fos the Apothecary's Daughter ; no tears nor contri- vances of his Mother, whom he much loved, and who took skilful measures. Fourteen months of travel in Italy ; grand tour, with eligible French Tutor, — whom he once drew sword upon, getting some rebuke from him one night in Venice, and Chap. II. THE GERMAN ELEMENT. 319 1713-1723. would have killed, had not the man been nimble, at once dex- terous and sublime : — it availed not. The first thing he did, on re-entering Dessau, with his Tutor, was to call at Apothecary Fos's, and see the charming Mamsell ; to go and see his Mother, was the second thing. Not even his grand passion for war could eradicate Fos : he went to Dutch William's wars ; the wise mother still counselling, who was own aunt to Dutch William, and liked the scheme. He besieged Namur ; fought and besieged up and down, — with insatiable appetite for fightiug and sieging ; with great honor, too, and ambitions awakening in him ; — campaign after campaign : but along with the flamy-thundery ideal bride, figuratively called Bellona, there was always a soft real one, Mamsell Fos of Dessau, to whom he continued constant. The Government of his Domin- ions he left cheerfully to his Mother, even when he came of age : " I am for learning War, as the one right trade ; do with all things as you please, Mamma, — only not with Mamsell, not with her ! " — Keaders may figure this scene too, and shudder over it. Some rather handsome male Cousin of Mamsell, Medical Grad- uate or whatever he was, had appeared in Dessau : — " Seems to admire Mamsell much ; of course, in a Platonic way," said rumor. — " He ? Admire ? " thinks Leopold ; — thinks a good deal of it, not in the philosophic mood. As he was one day passing Fos's, Mamsell and the Medical Graduate are visible, standing together at the window inside. Pleasantly looking out upon Nature, — of course quite casually, say some His- tories with a sneer. In fact, it seems possible this Medical Graduate may have been set to act shoeing-horn ; but he had better not. Leopold storms into the House, " Draw, scanda- lous canaille, and defend yourself ! " — And in this, or some such way, a confident tradition says, he killed the poor Medi- cal Graduate there and then. One tries always to hope not : but Varnhagen is positive, though the other Histories say nothing of it. God knows. The man was a Prince ; no Reichs- hofrath, Speyer-Wetzlar Kammer, or other Supreme Court, would much trouble itself, except with formal shakings of the wig, about such a peccadillo. In fine, it was better for Leo* 320 HIS APPEENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book rv. 1713-1723. pold to marry the Miss Fos ; which he actually did (1698, in his twenty -second year), "with the left-hand," — and thea with the right and both hands ; having got her properly en- nobled before long, by his splendid military services. She made, as we have hinted, an excellent Wife to him, for the fift}^ or sixty ensuing years. This is a strange rugged specimen, this inarticulate Leo- pold ; already getting mythic, as we can perceive, to the polished vocal ages ; which mix all manner of fables with the considerable history he has. Keaders will see him turn up again in notable forms. A man hitherto unknown except in his own country ; and yet of very considerable significance to all European countries whatsoever ; the fruit of his activi- ties, without his name attached, being now manifest in all of them. He invented the iron ramrod ; he invented the equal step ; in fact, he is the inventor of modern military tactics. Even so, if we knew it : the Soldiery of every civilized country still receives from this man, on parade-fields and battle-fields, its word of command ; out of his rough head proceeded the essential of all that the innumerable Drill-sergeants, in various languages, daily repeat and enforce. Such a man is worth some transient glance from his fellow-creatures, — especially with a little Eritz trotting at his foot, and drawing inferences from him. Dessau, we should have said for the English reader's behoof, was and still is a little independent Principality ; about the size of Huntingdonshire, but with woods instead of bogs ; — reve- nue of it, at this day, is £60,000, was perhaps not 20, or even 10,000 in Leopold's first time. It lies some fourscore miles southwest of Berlin, attainable by post-horses in a day. Leo- pold, as his Father had done, stood by Prussia as if wholly native to it. Leopold's Mother was Sister of that fine Louisa, the Great Elector's first Wife ; his Sister is wedded to the Margraf of Schwedt, Eriedrich Wilhelm's half-uncle. Lying in such neighborhood, and being in such afiinity to the Prus- sian House, the Dessauers may be said to have, in late times, their headquarters at Berlin. Leopold and Leopold's sons, as his father before him had done, without neglecting their CHILDHOOD OF FREDERICK THE GREAT. Carlyle, Vol. One, p. 313. Chap.II. the GERMAN ELEMENT. 321 1713-1723. Dessau and Principality, hold by the Prussian Army as their main employment. Not neglecting Dessau either ; but going thither in winter, or on call otherwise ; Leopold least of all neglecting it, who neglects nothing that can be useful to him. He is General Pield-Marshal of the Prussian Annies, the foremost man in war-matters with this new King ; and well worthy to be so. He is inventing, or brooding in the way to invent, a variety of things, — " iron ramrods," for one ; a very great improvement on the fragile ineffective wooden implement, say all the Books, but give no date to it; that is the first thing ; and there will be others, likewise undated, but posterior, requiring mention by and by. Inventing many things ; — and always well practising what is already in- vented, and known for certain. In a word, he is drilling to perfection, with assiduous rigor, the Prussian Infantry to be the wonder of the world. He has fought with them, too, in a conclusive manner ; and is at all times ready for fighting. He was in Malplaquet with them, if only as volunteer on that occasion. He commanded them in Blenheim itself; stood, in the right or Eugene wing of that famed Battle of Blenheim, fiercely at bay, when the Austrian Cavahy had all fled ; — fiercely volleying, charging, dexterously wheeling and manojuvring; sticking to his ground with a mastiff-like tenacity, — till Marlborough, and victory from the left, re- lieved him and others. He was at the Bridge of Cassano; where Eugene and Vendome came to hand-grips ; — where Mirabeau's Grandfather, Col-d'' Argent, got his six-and-thirty wounds, and was " killed " as he used to term it.^ " The hottest fire I ever saw," said Eugene, who had not seen Mal- plaquet at that time. While Col-d' Argent sank collapsed upon the Bridge, and the horse charged over him, and again charged, and beat and were beaten three several times, — Anhalt-Dessau, impatient of such fiddling hither and thither, swashed into the stream itself with his Prussian Foot: swashed through it, waist-deep or breast-deep ; and might have settled the matter, had not his cartridges got wetted. Old 1 Carlyle's Miscellanies, v. § Mira'oeau. 322 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. King Friedrich rebuked him angrily for his impetuosity in this matter, and the sad loss of men. Then again he was at the Storming of the Lines of Turin, — Eugene's feat of 1706, and a most volcanic business ; — was the first man that got over the entrenchment there. Foremost man ; face all black with the smoke of gunpowder, only chan- nelled here and there with rivulets of sweat ; — not a lovely phenomenon to the French in the interior ! Who still fought like madmen, but were at length driven into heaps, and obliged to run. A while before they ran, Anhalt-Dessau, noticing some Captain posted with his company in a likely situation, stept aside to him for a moment, and asked, " Am I wounded, think you ? — Xo ? Then have you anything to drink ? " and deliberately " drank a glass of aqua-vitse," the judicious Captain carrying a pocket-pistol of that sort, in case of acci- dent ; and likewise " eat, with great appetite, a bit of bread from one of the soldiers' haversacks ; saying. He believed the heat of the job was done, and that there was no fear now ! " * — A man that has been in many wars ; in whose rough head are schemes hatching. Any religion he has is of Protestant nature ; but he has not much, — on the doctrinal side, very little. Luther's Hymn, Einefeste Burg ist unser Gott, he calls " God Almighty's grenadier-march." On joining battle, he audibly utters, with bared head, some growl of rugged prayer, far from orthodox at times, but much in earnest : that lifting of his hat for prayer, is his last signal on such occasions. He is very cunning as required, withal ; not disdaining the ser- pentine method when no other will do. With Friedrich Wil- helm, who is his second-cousin (Mother's grand-nephew, if the reader can count that), he is from of old on the best footing, and contrives to be his Mentor in many things besides War. Till his i^quarrel with Grumkow, of which we shall hear, he took the lead in political advising, too ; and had schemes, or was thought to have, of which Queen Sophie was in much terror. 1 Des weltberiimlUen Leopoldi, ^c. (Anonymous, by Banfft, cited above), pp. 42-45, 52, 65. Chap. II. THE GERMAN ELEMENT. 323 1713-1723. A tall, strong-boned, hairy man ; with cloudy brows, vigilant swift eyes ; has " a bluish tint of skin," says Wilhelmina, " as if the gunpowder still stuck to him." He wears long mus- taches; triangular hat, plume and other equipments, are of thrifty j)ractical size. Can be polite enough in speech ; but hides much of his meaning, which indeed is mostly inarticu- late, and not always joyful to the by-stander. He plays rough pranks, too, on occasion ; and has a big horse-laugh in him, where there is a fop to be roasted, or the like. We will leave him for the present, in hope of other meetings. Remarkable men, many of those old Prussian soldiers : of whom one wishes, to no purpose, that there had more knowl- edge been attainable. But the Books are silent ; no painter, no genial seeing-man to paint with his pen, was there. Grim hirsute Hyperborean figures, they pass mostly mute before us : burly, surly ; in mustaches, in dim uncertain garniture, of Avhich the buff-belts and the steel are alone conspicuous. Growling in guttural Teutsch what little articulate meaning they had : spending, of the inarticulate, a proportion in games of chance, probably too in drinking beer ; yet having an im- mense overplus which they do not so spend, but endeavor to utter in such working as there may be. So have the Hyper- boreans lived from of old. From the times of Tacitus and Pytheas, not to speak of Odin and Japhet, what hosts of them have marched across Existence, in that manner ; — and where is the memory that would, even if it could, speak of thein all! — We will hope the mind of our little Fritz has powers of assimilation. Bayle-Calvin logics, and shadows of Versailles, on this hand, and gunpowder Leopolds and inarticulate Hyper- boreans on that : here is a wide diversity of nutriment, all rather tough in quality, provided for the young soul. Innumer- able unconscious inferences he must have drawn in his little head ! Prince Leopold's face, with the whiskers and blue skin, I find he was wont, at after periods, to do in caricature, under the figure of a Cat's ; — horror and admiration not the sole 324 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. feelings raised in him by the Field-Marshal. — For bodily nourishment he had " beer-soup ; " a decided Spartan tone pre- vailing, wherever possible, in the breeding and treatment of him. And we need not doubt, by far the most important element of his education was the unconscious Apprenticeship he con- tinually served to such a Spartan as King Friedrich Wilhelm. Of whose works and ways he could not help taking note, angry or other, every day and hour ; nor in the end, if he were intel- ligent, help understanding them, and learning from them. A harsh Master and almost half-mad, as it many times seemed to the poor Apprentice ; yet a true and solid one, whose real wisdom was worth that of all the others, as he came at length to recognize. CHAPTER III. FRIEDRICH WILHELM IS KING. With the death of old King Friedrich, there occurred at once vast changes in the Court of Berlin ; a total and universal change in the mode of living and doing business there. Fried- rich Wilhelm, out of filial piety, wore at his father's funeral the grand French peruke and other sublimities of French cos- tume ; but it was for the last time : that sad duty once done, he flung the whole aside, not without impatience, and on no occasion wore such costume again. He was not a friend to French fashions, nor had ever been ; far the contrary. In his boyhood, say the Biographers, there was once a grand em- broidered cloth-of-gold, or otherwise supremely magnificent, little Dressing-gown given him ; but he would at no rate put it on, or be concerned with it ; on the contrary, stuffed it indig- nantly " into the fire ; " and demanded wholesome useful duffel instead. He began his reform literally at the earliest moment. Be- ing summoned into the apartment where his poor Father was (HAP. III. FRIEDRICH WILHELM IS KINO. 325 1713-1723. in the last struggle, he could scarcely get across for Kammer- junker, Kammerherrn, Goldsticks, Silversticks, and the other solemn histrionic functionaries, all crowding there to do their sad mimicry on the occasion : not a lovely accompaniment in Friedrich Wilhelm's eyes. His poor Father's death-struggle once done, and all reduced to everlasting rest there, Friedrich Wilhelm looked in silence over the Unutterable, for a short space, disregardful of the Goldsticks and their eager new horaaging ; walked swiftly away from it to his own room, shut the door with a slam ; and there, shaking the tears from his eyes, commenced by a notable duty, — the duty nearest hand, and therefore first to be done, as it seemed to him. It was about one in the afternoon, 25th February, 1713 ; his Father dead half an hour before : "• Tears at a Father's death-bed, must they be dashed with rage by such a set of greedy Histrios ? " thought Friedrich Wilhelm. He summoned these his Court- people, that is to say, summoned their Ober-HofmarschaU and representative ; and through him signified to them. That, till the Funeral was over, their service would continue ; and that on the morrow after the Funeral, they were, every soul of them, discharged; and from the highest Goldstick down to the lowest Page-in- waiting, the King's House should be swept entirely clean of them ; — said House intending to start afresh upon a quite new footing.^ Wliich spread such a consterna- tion among the courtier people, say the Histories, as was never seen before. The thing was done, however ; and nobody durst whisper discontent with it ; this rugged young King, with his plangent metallic voice, with his steady-beaming eyes, seeming dread- fully in earnest about it, and a person that might prove danger- ous if you crossed him. He reduced his Household accord- ingly, at once, to the loAvest footing of the indispensable ; and discharged a whole regiment of superfluous official persons, court-flunkies, inferior, superior and supreme, in the most ruthless manner. He does not intend keeping any Ober-Hof- marschall, or the like idle person, henceforth ; thinks a mini- mum of the Goldsticks ought to suffice every man. 1 Forster, i. 174; Pollnitx, Memoiren, i\. 4. 326 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. Eight Lackeys, in the ante-chambers and elsewhere, these, •with each a Jdgerhnrsch (what we should call an Under-keeper) to assist when not hunting, will suffice : Lackeys at '' eight fhalers monthly," which is six shillings a week. Three active Pages, sometimes two, instead of perhaps three dozen idle that there used to be. In King Friedrich's time, there were wont to be a thousand saddle-horses at corn and hay : but how many of them were in actual use ? Very many of them were mere imaginary quadrupeds ; their price and keep pocketed by some knavish Stallmeister, Equerry or Head- groom. Friedrich Wilhelm keeps only thirty Horses ; but these are very actual, not imaginary at all ; their corn not running into any knave's pocket ; but lying actually in the mangers here ; getting ground for you into actual four-footed speed, when, on turf or highway, you require such a thing. About thirty for the saddle, with a few carriage-teams, are what Friedrich Wilhelm can employ in any reasonable mea- sure : and more he will not have about him. In the like ruthless humor he goes over his Pension-list ; strikes three fourths of that away, reduces the remaining fourth to the very bone. In like humor, he goes over every department of his Administrative, Household and other Expenses : shears everything down, here by the hundred thalers, there by the ten, willing even to save half a thaler. He goes over all this three several times ; — his Papers, the three successive Lists he used on that occasion, have been printed.^ He has satisfied himself, in about two months, what the effective minimum is ; and leaves it so. Reduced to below the fifth of what it was; 55,000 thalers, instead of 276,000.2 By degrees he went over, went into and through, every department of Prussian Business, in that fashion; steadily, warily, irresistibly compelling every item of it, large and little, to take that same character of perfect economy and solidity, of utility pure and simple. Needful work is to be 1 Rodenbeck, Beitrdge zur Bereicherung der Lebmsheschreihungen Friedrich Wilhelms I. und Friedrichs des Grossen (Berlin, 1836), pp. 99-127. 2 Stenzel, iii. 237. Chap. HI. FKIEDRICH WILHELM IS KING. 327 1713-1723. rigorously well done ; needless work, and ineffectual or imagi- nary workers, to be rigorously pitched out of doors. What a blessing on this Earth 5 worth purchasing almost at any price ! The money saved is something, nothing if you will ; but the amount of mendacity expunged, has any one computed that ? Mendacity not of tongue ; but the far feller sort, of hand, and of heart, and of head ; short summary of all Devil's- worship whatsoever. Which spreads silently along, once you let it in, with full purse or with empty ; some fools even praising it : the quiet dry-rot of Nations ! To expunge such is greatly the duty of every man, especially of every King. Unconsciously, not thinking of Devil's-worship, or spiritual dry-rot, but of money chiefly, and led by Nature and the ways she has with us, it was the task of Friedrich Wilhelm's life to bring about this beneficent result in all departments of Prus- sian Business, great and little, public and even private. Year after year, he brings it to perfection ; pushes it unweariedly forward every day and hour. So that he has Prussia, at last, all a Prussia made after his own image ; the most thrifty, hardy, rigorous and Spartan country any modern King ever ruled over ; and himself (if he thought of that) a King indeed. He that models Nations according to his own image, he is a King, though his sceptre were a walking-stick ; and, properly no other is. Friedrich Wilhelm was wondered at, and laughed at, by innumerable mortals for his ways of doing ; which indeed ■were very strange. Not that he figured much in what is called Public History, or desired to do so ; for, though a vigilant ruler, he did not deal in protocolling and campaign- ing, — he let a minimum of that suffice him. But in court soirees, where elegant empty talk goes on, and of all materials for it scandal is found incomparably the most interesting, I suppose there turned up no name oftener than that of his Prussian Majesty, and during these twenty-seven years of his Reign, his wild pranks and explosions gave food for continual talk in such quarter. For he was like no other King that then existed, or had ever been discovered. Wilder Son of Nature seldom came 328 HIS APPEENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book iv. 1713-1723. into the artificial world ; into a royal throne there, probably never, A wild man, wholly in earnest, veritable as the old rocks, — and Avith a terrible volcanic fire in him too. He would have been strange anywhere ; but among the dapper Royal gentlemen of the Eighteenth Century, what was to be done with such an Orson of a King ? — Clap him in Bedlam, and bring out the ballot-boxes instead ? The modern genera- tion, too, still takes its impression of him from these rumors, — still more now from Wilhelmina's Book ; which paints the outside savagery of the royal man, in a most striking manner ; and leaves the inside vacant, undiscovered by Wilhelmina or the rumors. Nevertheless it appears there were a few observant eyes even of contemporaries, who discerned in him a surprising talent for " National Economics " at least. One Leipzig Pro- fessor, Saxon, not Prussian by nation or interest, recognizes in Eriedrich Wilhelm " den grossen Wink (the great Manager, Husbandry -man, or Landlord) of the epoch ; " and lectures on his admirable "works, arrangements and institutions" in that kind.^ Nay the dapper Royal gentlemen saw, with envy, the indubitable growth of this mad savage Brother ; and ascribed it to "his avarice," to his mean ways, which were in such contrast to their sublime ones. That he understood National Economics has now become very certain. His grim semi-articulate Papers and Rescripts, on these subjects, are still almost worth reading, by a lover of genuine human talent in the dumb form. Eor spelling, grammar, penmanship and composition, they resemble nothing else extant ; are as if done by the paw of a bear: indeed the utterance generally sounds more like the growling of a bear than anything that could be handily spelt or parsed. But there is a decisive human sense in the heart of it; and there is such a dire hatred of empty bladders, unrealities and hypocritical forms and pretences, what he calls "wind and humbug (Wind und hlauer Dunst),^^ as is very strange indeed. Strange among all mankind; doubly and trebly strange among the unfortunate 1 Rodenbeck's Beitrdge (p. 14), — Year, or Name of Lecturer, not men- tioned. Chap. III. FRIEDRICH WILHELM IS KING. 329 1713-1733. species called Kings in our time. To whom, — for sad reasons that could be given, — "wind and blue vapor {blaiier Dunst),'' artistically managed by the rules of Acoustics and Optics, seem to be all we have left us ! — It must be owned that this man is inflexibly, and with a fierce slow inexorable determination, set upon having realities round him. There is a divine idea of fact put into him ; the genus sham was never hatefuler to any man. Let it keep out of his way, well beyond the swing of that rattan of his, or it may get something to remember ! A just man, too ; would not wrong any man, nor play false in word or deed to any man. What is Justice but another form of the reality we love ; a truth acted out? Of all the humbugs or " painted vapors " known. Injustice is the least capable of profiting men or kings ! A just man, I say ; and a valiant and veracious : but rugged as a wild bear ; entirely inarticulate, as if dumb. No bui-sts of parliamentary eloquence in him, nor the least ten- dency that way. His talent for Stump-Oratory may be reck- oned the minimum conceivable, or practically noted a zero. A man who would not have risen in modern Political Cir- cles ; man unchoosable at hustings or in caucus ; man forever invisible, and very unadmirable if seen, to the Able Edi- tor and those that hang by him. In fact, a kind of savage man, as we say ; but highly interesting, if you can read dumb human worth j and of inexpressible profit to the Prussian Nation. For the first ten years of his reign, he had a heavy, contin- ual straggle, getting his finance and other branches of admin- istration extricated from their strangling imbroglios of coiled nonsense, and put upon a rational footing. His labor in these years, the first of little Fritz's life, must have been great ; the pushing and pulling strong and continual. The good plan itself, this comes not of its own accord; it is the fruit of "genius " (which means transcendent capacity of taking trouble, first of all) : given a huge stack of tumbled thrums, it is not in your sleep that you will find the vital centre of it, or get the first thrum by the end ! And then the execution, the 330 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. realLzing, amid the contradiction, silent or expressed, of men and things ? Explosive violence was by no means Friedrich Wilhelm's method ; the amount of slow stubborn broad-shoul- dered strength, in all kinds, expended by the man, strikes us as very great. The amount of patience even, though patience is not reckoned his forte. That of the Ritter-Dienst (Knights'-Service), for example, which is but one small item of his business, the commuting of the old feudal duty of his Landholders to do Service in War- time, into a fixed money payment : nothing could be fairer, more clearly advantageous to both parties ; and most of his '' Knights " gladly accepted the proposal : yet a certain fac- tious set of them, the Magdeburg set, stirred up by some seven or eight of their number, '' hardly above seven or eight really against me," saw good to stand out j remonstrated, recalci- trated ; complained in the Diet (Kaiser too happy to hear of it, that he might have a hook on Friedrich Wilhelm) ; and for long years that paltry matter was a provocation to him.^ But if your plan is just, and a bit of Nature's plan, persist in it like a law of Nature. This secret too was known to Friedrich Wilhelm. In the space of ten years, by actual human strength loyally spent, he had managed many things ; saw all things in a course towards management. All things, as it were, fairly on the road ; the multiplex team pulling one way, in rational human harness, not in imbroglios of coiled thrums made bj the Nightmares. How he introduced a new mode of farming his Domain Lands, which are a main branch of his revenue, and shall be farmed on regular lease henceforth, and not wasted in pecula- tion and indolent mismanagement as heretofore ; ^ new modes of levying his taxes and revenues of every kind : ^ How he at last concentrated, and harmonized into one easy-going effective General Directory,^ the multifarious conflicting Boards, that were jolting and jangling in a dark use-and-wont manner, and 1 1717-1725. Forster, ii. 162-165, iv. 31-34; Stenzel, iii. 316-319; Samuel Bnchholz, Neueste Preussiscli-Brandenburgische Geschichte (Berlin, 1775), i. 197. 2 Forster, ii. 206, 216. 3 lb. ii. I'JO, 195. * Completed 19th January, 1723 (lb. ii. 172). Chap. III. FRIEDRICH WILHELM IS KING. 331 17l;J-17-23. leaving their work half done, when he first came into power : ^ How he insisted on having daylight introduced to the very- bottom of every business, fair-and-square observed as the rule of it, and the shortest road adopted for doing it : How he drained bogs, planted colonies, established manufactures, made his own uniforms of Prussian wool, in a Lagerhaus of his own : How he dealt with the Jew Gompert about farming his To- bacco ; — how, from many a crooked case and character he, by slow or short methods, brought out something straight; would take no denial of what was his, nor make any demand of what was not ; and did prove really a terror to evil-doers of various kinds, especially to prevaricators, defalcators, imaginary work- ers, and slippery unjust persons : How he urged diligence on all mortals, would not have the very Apple-women sit ^'with- out knitting ' ' at their stalls ; and brandished his stick, or struck it fiercely down, over the incorrigibly idle : — All this, as well as his ludicrous explosions and unreasonable violences, is on record concerning Friedrich Wilhelm, though it is to the latter chiefly that the world has directed its unwise attention, in judging of him. He was a very arbitrary King. Yes, but then a good deal of his arhitrium, or sovereign will, was that of the Eternal Heavens as well ; and did exceedingly behoove to be done, if the Earth would prosper. Which is an immense consideration in regard to his sovereign will and him ! He was prompt with his rattan, in urgent cases ; had his gallows also, prompt enough, where needful. Let him see that no mistakes happen, as certainly he means that none shall ! Yearly he made his country richer ; and this not in money alone (which is of very uncertain value, and sometimes has no value at all, and even less), but in frugality, diligence, punctu- ality, veracity, — the grand fountains from which money, and all real values and valors spring for men. To Friedrich Wil- helm, in his rustic simplicity, money had no lack of value ; rather the reverse. To the homespun man it was a success of most excellent qiiality, and the chief symbol of success in all kinds. Yearly he made his own revenues, and his people's ^ Dohm, Denkicurdigkeiten meiner Zeit (Lemgo und Hanover, 1814-1819), iv. 88. 832 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. along with them and as the source of them, larger : and in all states of his revenue, he had contrived to make his expendi- ture less than it ; and yearly saved masses of coin, and " re- posited them in barrels in the cellars of his Schloss," — where they proved very useful, one day. Much in Friedrich Wilhelm proved useful, beyond even his expectations. As a Nation's Husband he seeks his fellow among Kings, ancient and mod- ern. Happy the Nation which gets such a Husband, once in the half-thousand years. The Nation, as foolish wives and Nations do, repines and grudges a good deal, its weak whims and Avill being thwarted very often ; but it advances steadily, with consciousness or not, in the way of well-doing ; and after long times the harvest of this diligent sowing becomes manifest to the Nation and to all Nations. Strange as it sounds in the Republic of Letters, we are tempted to call Friedrich Wilhelm a man of genius ; — genius fated and promoted to work in National Husbandry, not in writing Verses or three-volume Novels. A silent genius. His melodious stanza, which he cannot bear to see halt in any syllable, is a rough fact reduced to order ; fact made to stand firm on its feet, with the world-rocks under it, and looking free towards all the winds and all the stars. He goes about sup- pressing platitudes, ripping off futilities, turning deceptions inside out. The realm of Disorder, which is Unveracity, Un- reality, what we call Chaos, has no fiercer enemy. Honest soul, and he seemed to himself such a stupid fellow often ; no tongue-learning at all ; little capable to give a reason for the faith that was in him. He cannot argue in articulate logic, only in inarticulate bellowings, or worse. He must do a thing, leave it undemonstrated ; once done, it will itself tell what kind of thing it is, by and by. Men of genius have a hard time, I perceive, whether born on the throne or off it ; and must expect contradictions next to unendurable, — the plurality of blockheads being so extreme ! I find, except Samuel Johnson, no man of equal veracity with Friedrich Wilhelm in that epoch : and Johnson too, with all his tongue-learning, had not logic enough. In fact, it depends on how much conviction you have. Blessed be Chai-. III. FRIEDRICH WILHELM IS KING. 333 1713-1723. Heaven, there is here and there a man born who loves truth as truth should be loved, with all his heart and all his soul ; and hates untruth with a corresponding perfect hatred. Such men, in polite circles, which understand that certainly truth is better than untruth, but that you must be polite to both, are liable to get to the end of their logic. Even Johnson had a bellow in him ; though Johnson could at any time withdraw into silence, his kingdom lying all under his own hat. How much more Friedrich Wilhelm, who had no logic whatever; and whose kingdom lay without him, far and wide, a thing he could not withdraw from. The rugged Orson, he needed to be right. From utmost Memel down to Wesel again, ranked in a straggling manner round the half -circumference of Europe, all manner of things and persons were depending on him, and on his being right, not wrong, in his notion. A man of clear discernment, very good natural eyesight ; and irrefragably confident in what his eyes told him, in what his belief was ; — yet of huge simplicity withal. Capable of being coaxed about, and led by the nose, to a strange degree, if there were an artist dexterous enough, daring enough ! His own natural judgment was good, and, though apt to be hasty and headlong, was always likely to come right in the end ; but internally, we may perceive, his modesty, self -distrust, anxiety and other unexpected qualities, must have been great. And then his explosiveness, impatience, excitability ; his conscious dumb ignorance of all things beyond his own small horizon of personal survey ! An Orson capable enough of being coaxed and tickled, by some first-rate conjurer ; — first-rate ; a second- rate might have failed, and got torn to pieces for his pains. But Seckendorf and Grumkow, what a dance they led him on some matters, — as we shall see, and as poor Fritz and others will see ! He was full of sensitiveness, rough as he was and shaggy of skin. His wild imaginations drove him hither and thither at a sad rate. He ought to have the privileges of genius. His tall Potsdam Eegiment, his mad-looking passion for en- listing tall men ; this also seems to me one of the whims of genius, — an exaggerated notion to have his " stanza " polished 15.15 Vol. 1 334 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723, to the last punctilio of perfection ; and might be paralleled in the history of Poets. Stranger " man of genius," or in more peculiar circumstances, the world never saw ! Friedrich Wilhelm, in his Crown-Prince days, and now still more when he was himself in the sovereign place, had seen all along, with natural arithmetical intellect, That his strength in this world, as at present situated, would very much depend upon the amount of potential-battle that lay in him, — on the quantity and quality of Soldiers he could maintain, and have ready for the field at any time. A most indisputable truth, and a heartfelt one in the present instance. To augment the quantity, to improve the quality, in this thrice-essential par- ticular: here lay the keystone and crowning summit of all Friedi'ich Wilhelm's endeavors ; to which he devoted himself, as only the best Spartan could have done. Of which there will be other opportunities to speak in detail. For it was a thing world-notable ; world-laughable, as was then thought ; the extremely serious fruit of which did at length also become notable enough. In the Malplaquet time, once on some occasion, it is said, two English Officers, not well informed upon the matter, and provoking enough in their contemptuous ignorance, were rea- soning with one another in Friedrich Wilhelm's hearing, as to the warlike powers of the Prussian State, and Whether the King of Prussia could on his own strength maintain a standing army of 15,000 ? Without subsidies, do you think, so many as 15,000 ? Friedrich Wilhelm, incensed at the thing and at the tone, is reported to have said with heat : " Yes, 30,000 ! " ^ whereat the military men slightly wagged their heads, letting the matter drop for the present. But he makes it good by degrees ; twofold or threefold ; — and will have an army of from seventy to a hundred thousand before he dies,^ the best- drilled of fighting men ; and what adds much to the wonder, a full Treasury withal. This is the Brandenburg Spartan King ; acquainted with National Economics. Alone of exist- - Forster, i. 138. 2 " 72,000 field-troops, 30,000 garrison-troops " ( Gestdndnisse eines (Ester' reichiscken Veterans, Breslau, 1788, i. 64). Chap. HI. FRIEDRICII WILHELM IS KING. 335 1713-1723. ing Kings he lays by money annually ; and is laying by many other and far more precious things, for Prussia and the little Boy he has here. Friedrich Wilhelm's passion for drilling, recruiting and perfecting his army attracted much notice : laughing satirical notice, in the hundred mouths of common rumor, which he regarded little ; and notice iracund and minatory, when it led him into collision with the independent portions of man- kind, now and then. This latter sort was not pleasant, and sometimes looked rather serious ; but this too he contrived always to digest in some tolerable manner. He continued drilling and recruiting, — we may say not his Army only, but his Nation in all departments of it, — as no man before or since ever did : increasing, by every devisable method, the amount of potential-battle that lay in him and it. . In a military, and also in a much deeper sense, he may be defined as the great Drill-sergeant of the Prussian Nation. Indeed this had been the function of the Hohenzollerns all along ; this difficult, unpleasant and indispensable one of drilling. From the first appearance of Burggraf Friedrich, with good words and with Heavy Peg, in the wreck of an- archic Brandenburg, and downwards ever since, this has steadily enough gone on. And not a little good drilling these populations have had, first and last ; just orders given them (wise and just, which to a respectable degree were Heaven's orders as well) : and certainly Heavy Peg, for in- stance, — Heavy Peg, bringing Quitzow's strong House about his ears, — was a respectable drvimmer's cat to enforce the same. This has been going on these three hundred years. But Friedrich Wilhelm completes the process ; finishes it off to the last pitch of perfection. Friedrich Wilhelm carries it through every fibre and cranny of Prussian Business, and so far as possible, of Prussian Life ; so that Prussia is all a drilled phalanx, ready to the word of command ; and what we see in the Armj"- is but the last consummate essence of what exists in the Nation everywhere. That was Friedrich "Wilhelm's function, made ready for him, laid to his hand 336 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. by his Hohenzollern f oregoers ; and indeed it proved a most beneficent function. For I have remarked that, of all things, a Nation needs first to be drilled ; and no Nation that has not first been governed by so-called " Tyrants," and held tight to the curb till it became perfect in its paces and thoroughly amenable to rule and law, and heartily respectful of the same, and to- tally abhorrent of the want of the same, ever came to much in this world. England itself, in foolish quarters of England, still howls and execrates lamentably over its William Con- queror, and rigorous line of Normans and Plantagenets ; but without them, if you will consider well, what had it ever been ? A gluttonous race of Jutes and Angles, capable of no grand combinations ; lumbering about in pot-bellied equa- nimity; not dreaming of heroic toil and silence and endur- ance, such as leads to the high places of this Universe, and the golden mountain-tops where dwell the Spirits of the Dawn. Their very ballot-boxes and suffrages, what they call their " Liberty," if these mean " Liberty," and are such a road to Heaven, Anglo-Saxon high-road thither, — could never have been possible for them on such terms. How could they ? Nothing but collision, intolerable interpressure (as of men not perpendicular), and consequent battle often supervening, could have been appointed those undrilled Anglo-Saxons ; their pot- bellied equanimity itself continuing liable to perpetual inter- ruptions, as in the Heptarchy time. An enlightened Public does not reflect on these things at present ; but will again, by and by. Looking with human eyes over the England that now is, and over the America and the Australia, from pole to pole ; and then listening to the Constitutional litanies of Dry- asdust, and his lamentations on the old Norman and Plantage- net Kings, and his recognition of departed merit and causes of effects, — the mind of man is struck dumb ! Chap. IV. HIS MAJESTY'S WAYS. 337 17ia-1723. CHAPTER IV. HIS majesty's ways. Friedrich Wilhelm's History is one of Economies ; which study, so soon as there are Kings again in this world, will be precious to them. In that happy state of matters, Friedrich Wilhelm's History will well reward study; -and teach by example, in a very simple and direct manner. In what is called the Political, Diplomatic, "Honor-to-be" department, there is not, nor can eVer be, much to be said of him ; this Economist King having always kept himself well at home, and looked steadily to his own affairs. So that for the pres- ent he has, as a King, next to nothing of what is called His- tory ; and it is only as a fellow-man, of singular faculty, and in a most peculiar and conspicuous situation, that he can be interesting to mankind. To us he has, as Father and daily teacher and master of young Fritz, a continual interest ; and we must note the master's ways, and the main phenomena of the workshop as they successively turned up, for the sake of the notable Apprentice serving there. He was not tall of stature, this arbitrary King : a florid- complexioned stout-built man; of serious, sincere, authorita- tive face ; his attitudes and equipments very Spartan in type. Man of short firm stature ; stands (in Pesne's best Portraits of him) at his ease, and yet like a tower. Most solid ; " plumb and rather more ; " eyes steadfastly awake ; cheeks slightly compressed, too, which fling the mouth rather for- ward ; as if asking silently, " Anything astir, then ? All right here ? " Face, figure and bearing, aU in him is expres- sive of robust insight, and direct determination ; of healthy energy, practicality, unquestioned authority, — a certain air of royalty reduced to its simplest form. The face, in Pic- 838 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book it. 1713-1723. tures by Pesne and others, is not beautiful or agreeable; healthy, genuine, authoritative, is the best you can say of it. Yet it may have been, what it is described as being, originally handsome. High enough arched brow, rather copious cheeks and jaws ; nose smallish, inclining to be stumpy ; large gray eyes, bright with steady fire and life, often enough gloomy and severe, but capable of jolly laughter too. Eyes "natu- rall}' with a kind of laugh in them," says Pollnitz ; — which laugh can blaze out into fearful thunderous rage, if you give him provocation. Especially if you lie to him ; for that he hates above all things. Look him straight in the face : he fancies he can see in your eyes, if there is an internal men- dacity in you : wherefore you must look at him in speaking ; such is his standing order. His hair is flaxen, falling into the ash-gray or darker ; fine copious flowing hair, while he wore it natural. But it soon got tied into clubs, in the military style ; and at length it was altogether cropped away, and replaced by brown, and at last by white, round wigs. Which latter also, though bad wigs, became him not amiss, under his cocked-hat and cockade, says Pollnitz.^ The voice, I guess, even when not loud, was of clangorous and penetrating, quasi-metallic nature ; and I learn expressly once, that it had a nasal quality in it.^ His Majesty spoke through the nose ; snuf&ed his speech in an earnest ominously plangent manner. In angry moments, which were frequent, it must have been — unpleasant to listen to. For the rest, a handsome man of his inches ; conspicuously well- built in limbs and body, and delicately finished off to the very extremities. His feet and legs, says Pollnitz, were very fine. The hands, if he would have taken care of them, were beauti- fully white ; fingers long and thin ; a hand at once nimble to grasp, delicate to feel, and strong to clutch and hold: what may be called a beautiful hand, because it is the use- fulest. Nothing could exceed his Majesty's simplicity of habitudes. But one loves especially in him his scrupulous attention to 1 Pollnitz, Memoiren (Berlin, 1791), ii. 568. 2 Biisching, Beitriigc, i. 568. Chap. IV. HIS MAJESTY'S WAYS. 339 1713-1723. cleanliness of person and of environment. He washed like a very Mussulman, five times a day ; loved cleanliness in all things, to a superstitious extent; which trait is pleasant in the rugged man, and indeed of a piece with the rest of his character. He is gradually changing all his silk and other cloth room-furniture ; in his hatred of dust, he will not suffer a floor-carpet, even a stuffed chair ; but insists on having all of wood, where the dust may be prosecuted to destruction.^ Wife and Avomankind, and those that take after them, let such have stuffing and sofas : he, for his part, sits on mere wooden chairs ; — sits, and also thinks and acts, after the manner of a Hyperborean Spartan, which he was. He ate heartily, but as a rough farmer and hunter eats ; country messes, good roast and boiled ; despising the French Cook, as an entity without meaning for him. His favorite dish at dinner was bacon and greens, rightly dressed ; what could the French Cook do for such a man ? He ate with rapidity, almost with indiscriminate violence : his object not quality but quantity. He drank too, but did not get drunk : at the Doctor's order he could abstain ; and had in later years abstained. Pollnitz praises his fineness of complexion, the originally eminent whiteness of his skin, which he had tanned and bronzed by hard riding and hunting, and otherwise worse discolored by his manner of feeding and digesting : alas, at last his waist- coat came to measure, I am afraid to say how many Prussian ells, — a very considerable diameter indeed ! ^ For some years after his accession he still appeared occa- sionally in "burgher dress," or unmilitary clothes; "brown English coat, yellow waistcoat " and the other indispensables. Bvit this fashion became rarer with him every year ; and ceased altogether (say Chronologists) about the year 1719 : after which he appeared always simply as Colonel of the Potsdam Guards (his own Lifeguard Eegiment) in simple Prussian uniform : close military coat ; blue, with red cuffs and collar, buff waistcoat and breeches ; white linen gaiters to the knee. He girt his sword about the loins, well out of the mud; walked always with a thick bamboo in his hand. 1 Forster, i. 208. * lb. i. 163. 340 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. Steady, not slow of step ; with his triangular hat, cream- white round wig (in his older days), and face tending to purple, — the eyes looking out mere investigation, sharp swift authority, and dangerous readiness to rebuke and set the cane in motion: — it was so he walked abroad in this earth; and the common run of men rather fled his approach than courted it. For, in fact, he was dangerous ; and would ask in an alarm- ing manner, " Who are you ? " Any fantastic, much more any suspicious-looking person, might fare the worse. An idle lounger at the street-corner he has been known to hit over the crown ; and peremptorily despatch : " Home, Sirrah, and take to some work ! " That the Apple-women be encouraged to knit, while waiting for custom ; — encouraged and quietly constrained, and at length packed away, and their stalls taken from them, if unconstrainable, — there has, as we observed, an especial rescript been put forth ; very curious to read.^ Dandiacal figures, nay people looking like Frenchmen, idle flaunting women even, — better for them to be going. " Who are you?" and if you lied or prevaricated Q' Er hlicke mich gerade an, Look me in the face, then ! "), or even stumbled, hesitated, and gave suspicion of prevaricating, it might be worse for you. A soft answer is less effectual than a prompt clear one, to turn away wrath. "A Candidatus Theolorjice, your Majesty," answered a handfast threadbare youth one day, when questioned in this manner. — " Where from ? " " Berlin, your Majesty." — " Hm, na, the Berliners are a good-for-noth- ing set." " Yes, truly, too many of them ; but there are excep- tions ; I know two." — " Two ? which then ? " ^' Your Majesty and myself ! " — Majesty burst into a laugh : the Candida- tus was got examined by the Consistoriums, and Authorities proper in that matter, and put into a chaplaincy. This King did not love the French, or their fashions, at all. We said he dismissed the big Peruke, — put it on for the last time at his Father's funeral, so far did filial piety go ; and then packed it aside, dismissing it, nay banishing and proscribing ^ In Rodenbeck, Beitrdge, p. 15. Chap. IV. HIS MAJESTY'S WAYS. 341 1713-1723. it, never to appear more. The Peruke, and, as it were, all that the Peruke symbolized. For this was a King come into the world with quite other aims than that of wearing big perukes, and, regardless of expense, playing burst-frog to the ox of Versailles, which latter is itself perhaps a rather useless animal. Of Friedrich Wilhelm's taxes upon wigs ; of the old "Wig-inspectors," and the feats they did, plucking off men's periwigs on the street, to see if the government-stamp were there, and to discourage wiggery, at least all but the simple scratch or useful Welsh-wig, among mankind : of these, and of other similar things, I could speak ; but do not. This little incident, which occurred once in the review-ground on the out- skirts of Berlin, will suffice to mark his temper in that respect. It was in the spring of 1719 ; our little Fritz then six years old, who of course heard much temporary confused commentary, direct and oblique, triumphant male laughter, and perhaps rebellious female sighs, on occasion of such a feat. Count Rothenburg, Prussian by birth,^ an accomplished and able person in the diplomatic and other lines of business, but much used to Paris and its ways, had appeared lately in Berlin, as French envoy, — and, not unnaturally, in high French cos- tume ; cocked-hat, peruke, laced coat, and the other trimmings. He, and a group of dashing followers and adherents, were ac- customed to go about in that guise ; very capable of proving infectious to mankind. What is to be done with them ? thinks the anxious Father of his People. They were to appear at the ensuing grand Eeview, as Friedrich Wilhelm understood. Whereupon Friedrich Wilhelm took his measures in private. Dressed up, namely, his Scavenger-Executioner people (what they call Profossen in Prussian regiments) in an enormous exaggeration of that costume ; cocked-hats about an ell in diameter, wigs reaching to the houghs, with other fittings to match : these, when Count Rothenburg and his company ap- peared upon the ground, Friedrich Wilhelm summoned out, with some trumpet-peal or burst of field-music ; and they solemnly crossed Count Rothenburg's field of vision ; the strangest set of Phantasms he had seen lately. Awakening ^ Bachholz, Neueste Preussisch-Brandenburgische Geschichte, i. 28. 342 HIS APrRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. salutary reflections in him.^ Fancy that scene in History, Friedricli "VVilhelm for comic-symbolic Dramatui'gist. Gods and men (or at least Houyhnhnm horses) might have saluted it vrith a Homeric laugh, — so huge and vacant is it, with a sus- picion of real humor too : — but the men were not permitted, on parade, more than a silent grin, or general irrepressible rustling murmur ; and only the gods laughed inextinguishably, if so disposed. The Scavenger-Executioners went back to their place ; and Count Rothenburg took a plain German costume, so long as he continued in those parts. Friedrich Wilhelm has a dumb rough wit and mockery, of that kind, on many occasions ; not without geniality in its Brobdignag exaggeration and simplicity. Like a wild bear of the woods taking his sport ; with some sense of humor in the rough skin of him. Very capable of seeing through sumptuous costumes ; and respectful of realities alone. Not in French sumptuosity, but in native German thrift, does this King see his salvation ; so as Nature constructed him : and the world which has long lost its Spartans, will see again an original North-German Spartan ; and shriek a good deal over him ; Nature keeping her own counsel the while, and as it were, laughing in her sleeve at the shrieks of the flunky world. For Nature, when she makes a Spartan, means a good deal by it ; and does not expect instant applauses, but only gradual and lasting. " For my own part," exclaims a certain Editor once, " I per- ceive well there was never yet any great Empire founded, Roman, English, down to Prussian or Dutch, nor in fact any great mass of work got achieved under the Sun, but it was founded even upon this humble-looking quality of Thrift, and became achievable in virtue of the same. Which will seem a strange doctrine, in these days of gold-nuggets, railway- fortunes, and miraculous sumptuosities regardless of expense. Earnest readers are invited to consider it, nevertheless. Though new, it is very old ; and a sad meaning lies in it to us of these ^ Forster, i. 165 ; Fassmaun, Leben unci Thaten des allerdurchlduchtigsten SfC. KSnigs von Preussen Frederici WUhelmi (Hamburg und Breslau, 1735), pp 223, 319. Chai-. IV. HIS MAJESTY'S WAYS. 3i.^ 1713-1723. times ! That you have squandered in idle fooleries, building where there was no basis, your Hundred Thousand Sterling, your Eight Hundred Million Sterling, is to me a comparatively small matter. Y'ou may still again become rich, if you have at last become wise. But if you have wasted your capacity of strenuous, devoutly valiant labor, of patience, perseverance, self-denial, faith in the causes of effects ; alas, if your once just judgment of what is worth something and what is worth noth- ing, has been wasted, and your silent steadfast reliance on the general veracities, of yourself and of things, is no longer there, — then indeed you have had a loss ! You are, in fact, an entirely bankrupt individual ; as you will find by and b3^ Yes ; and though you had California in fee-simple ; and could buy all the upholsteries, groceries, funded-properties, tempo- rary (very temporary) landed properties of the world, at one swoop, it would avail you nothing. Henceforth for you no harvests in the Seedfield of this Universe, which reserves its salutary bounties, and noble heaven-sent gifts, for quite other than you ; and I would not give a pin's value for all you will ever reap there. Mere imaginary harvests, sacks of nuggets and the like : empty as the east-wind ; — with all the Demons laughing at you ! Do you consider that Nature too is a swollen flunky, hungry for veils ; and can be taken in with your sub- lime airs of sumptuosity, and the large balance you actually have in Lombard Street ? Go to the — General Cesspool, with your nuggets and your ducats ! " The flunky world, much stript of its plush and fat per- quisites, accuses Friedrich Wilhelm bitterly of avarice and the cognate vices. But it is not so ; intrinsically, in the main, his procedure is to be defined as honorable thrift, — verging to- wards avarice here and there ; as poor human virtues usually lean to one side or the other ! He can be magnificent enough too, and grudges no expense, when the occasion seems worthy. If the occasion is inevitable, and yet not quite worthy, I have known him have recourse to strange shifts. The Czar Peter, for example, used to be rather often in the Prussian Dominions, oftenest on business of his own : such a man is to be royally defrayed while with us ; yet one would wish it done cheap. 344 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV„ 1713-1723. Post-horses, "two hundred and eighty-seven at every station," he has from the Community ; but the rest of his expenses, from Memel all the way to Wesel ? Friedrich Wilhelm's marginal response to his Finanz-Directormm, requiring orders once on that subject, runs in the following strange tenor : " Yes, all the way (except Berlin, which I take upon myself) ; and ob- serve, you contrive to do it for 6,000 thalers (£900)," — which is uncommonly cheap, about £1 per mile ; — " won't allow you one other penny (nit einen Pfennig gehe mehr dazu) ; but you are (sollen Sie)" this is the remarkable point, " to give out in the world that it costs me from Thirty to Forty Thousand ! " ^ So that here is the Majesty of Prussia, who beyond all men abhors lies, giving orders to tell one ? Alas, yes ; a kind of lie, or fib (white fib, or even gray), the pinch of Thrift com- pelling ! But what a window into the artless inner-man of his Majesty, even that gray fib ; — not done by oneself, but ordered to be done by the servant, as if that were cheaper ! " Verging upon avarice," sure enough : but, unless we are unjust and unkind, he can by no means be described as a Miser King. He collects what is his ; gives you accurately what is yours. For wages paid he will see work done ; he will ascertain more and more that the wort done be work needful for him ; and strike it off, if not. A Spartan man, as we said, — though probably he knew as little of the Spartans as the Spartans did of him. But Nature is still capable of such products : if in Hellas long ages since, why not in Bran- denburg now ? CHAPTER V. FRIEDRICH wilhelm's ONE WAR. One of Fritz's earliest strong impressions from the outer world chanced to be of War, —so it chanced, though he had shown too little taste that way, and could not, as ^ 1717 : Fiirster, i. 213. Chap. V. FRIEDRICII WILIIELM'S ONE WAR. 345 1715. yet, understand such phenomena ; — and there must have been much semi-articulate qiiestioning and dialoguing with Dame de Roucoulles, on his part, about the matter now going on. In the year 1715, little Fritz's third year, came grand doings, not of drill only, but of actual war and fighting : the " Stralsund Expedition," Friedrich Wilhelm's one feat in that kind. Huge rumor of which tills naturally the maternal heart, the Berlin Palace drawing-rooms ; and occupies, with new vivid interests, all imaginations young and old. For the ao- tual battle-drums are now beating, the big cannon-wains are creaking under way ; and military men take farewell, and march, tramp, tramp ; Majesty in grenadier-guard uniform at their head : horse, foot and artillery ; northward to Stralsund on the Baltic shore, where a terrible human Lion has taken up his lair lately. Charles XII. of Sweden,' namely ; he has broken out of Turkish Bender or Demotica, and ended his obstinate torpor, at last ; has ridden fourteen or sixteen days, he and a groom or two, through desolate steppes and moun- tain wildernesses, through crowded dangerous cities ; — " came by Vienna and by Cassel, then through Pommern ; " leaving his " royal train of two thousand persons " to follow at its leisure. He, for his part, has ridden without pause, forward, ever forward, in darkest incognito, the indefatigable man ; — and finally, on Old-Hallowmas Eve (22d-llth November, 1714), far in the night, a Horseman, with two others still following him, travel-splashed, and " white with snow," drew bridle at the gate of Stralsund ; and, to the surprise of the Swedish sentinel there, demanded instant admission to the Governor. The Governor, at first a little surly of humor, saw gradually how it was ; sprang out of bed, and embraced the knees of the snowy man ; Stralsund in general sprang out of bed, and illuminated itself, that same Hallow-Eve : — and in brief, Charles XII., after five years of eclipse, has reappeared upon the stage of things ; and menaces the world, in his old fash- ion, from that City. From which it becomes urgent to many parties, and at last to Friedrich Wilhelm himself, that he be dislodged. 846 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. The root of this Stralsund story belongs to the former reign, as did the grand apparition of Charles XII. on the theatre of European History, and the terror and astonishment he created there. He is now thirty -three years old ; and only the wind- ing up, both of him and of the Stralsund story, falls within our present field. Fifteen years ago, it was like the bursting of a cataract of bomb-shells in a dull ball-room, the sudden appearance of this young fighting Swede among the luxurious Kings and Kinglets of the North, all lounging about and languidly minuetting in that manner, regardless of expense ! Friedrich IV. of Denmark rejoicing over red wine ; August the Strong gradually producing his " three hundred and fifty- four bastards ; " ^ these and other neighbors had confidently stept in, on various pretexts ; thinking to help themselves from the young man's properties, who was still a minor ; when the young 'minor suddenly developed himself as a major and maximus, and turned out to be such a Fire-King among them ! In consequence of which there had been no end of Northern troubles ; and all through the Louis-Fourteenth or Marlbor- ough grand " Succession War," a special " Northern AVar " had burnt or smouldered on its own score ; Swedes versus Saxons, Kussians and Danes, bickering in weary intricate con- test, and keeping those Northern regions in smoke if not on fire. Charles XII., for the last five years (ever since Pultawa, and the summer of 1709), had lain obstinately dormant in Turkey ; urging the Turks to destroy Czar Peter. Which they absolutely could not, though they now and then tried ; and Viziers not a few lost their heads in consequence. Charles lay sullenly dormant ; Danes meanwhile operating upon his Holstein interests and adjoining territories ; Saxons, Russians, battering continually at Swedish Pommern, continually march- ing thither, and then marching home again, without success, — always through the Brandenburg Territory, as they needs must. Which latter circumstance Friedrich Wilhelm, while yet only Crown-Prince, had seen with natural displeasure, could that have helped it. But Charles XII. would not yield 1 M&noires de Bareith (Wilhelmiiia's Book, Londres, I8I2), i. 111. Chap. V. FKIEDIUCH WILHELM'S ONE WAR. 347 1715. a whit ; sent orders peremptorily, from his bed at Bender or Demotica, that there must be no surrender. Neither could the sluggish enemy compel surrender. So that, at length, it had grown a feeble wearisome welter of inextricable strifes, with worn-out combatants, exhausted of all but their animosity ; and seemed as if it would never end. Inveterate ineffective war ; ruinous to all good interests in those parts. What miseries had Holstein from it, which last to our own day ! Mecklenburg also it involved in sore troubles, which lasted long enough, as we shall see. But Bran- denbui'g, above all, may be impatient ; Brandenburg, which has no business with it except that of unlucky neighborhood. One of Friedrich Wilhelm's very first operations, as King, was to end this ugly state of matters, which he had witnessed with impatience, as Prince, for a long while. He had hailed even the Treaty of Utrecht with welcome, in hopes it might at least end these Northern brabbles. This the Treaty of Utrecht tried to do, but could not : however, it gave him back his Prussian Fighting Men ; which he has already increased by six regiments, raised, we may perceive, on the ruins of his late court-flunkies and dismissed gold- sticks ; — with these Friedrich Wilhelm will try to end it himself. These he at once ordered to form a Camp on his frontier, close to that theatre of contest ; and signified now with emphasis, in the beginning of 1713, that he decidedly wished there were peace in those Pommern regions. Nego- tiations in consequence ; ^ very wide negotiations, Louis XIV. and the Kaiser lending hand, to pacify these fighting North- ern Kings and their Czar : at length the Holstein Government, representing their sworn ally, Charles XII., on the occasion, made an offer which seemed promising. They proposed that Stettin and its dependencies, the strong frontier Town, and, as it were, key of Swedish Pommern, should be evacuated by the Swedes, and be garrisoned by neutral troops, Prussians and Holsteiners in equal number ; which neutral troops shall prohibit any hostile attack of Pommern from without, Sweden engaging not to make any attack through Pommern from 1 lOth June, 1713: Buchholz, i. 21. 348 HIS APPEENTICESHIP, FLRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. within. That will be as good as peace in Pommern, till we get a general Swedish Peace. With which Friedrich Wilhelm gladly complies.^ Unhappily, however, the Swedish Commandant in Stettin would not give up the place, on any representative or sec- ondary authority ; not without an express order in his King's own hand. Which, as his King was far away, in abstruse Turkish circumstances and localities, could not be had at the moment; and involved new difficulties and uncertainties, new delay which might itself be fatal. The end was, the Russians and Saxons had to cannonade the man out by regular siege : they then gave up the Town to Prussia and Holstein ; but re- quired first to be paid their expenses incurred in sieging it, — 400,000 thalers, as they computed and demonstrated, or some- where about £60,000 of our money. Friedrich Wilhelm paid the money (Holstein not having a groschen) ; took possession of the Town, and dependent towns and forts ; intending well to keep them till repaid. This was in October, 1713 ; and ever since, there has been actual tran- quillity in those parts : the embers of the Northern War may still burn or smoulder elsewhere, but here they are quite extinct. At first, it was a joint possession of Stettin, Hol- steiners and Prussians in equal number ; and if Friedrich Wil- helm had been sure of his money, so it would have continued. But the Holsteiners had paid nothing ; Charles XII.'s sanction never could be expressly got, and the Holsteiners were mere dependents of his. Better to increase our Prussian force, by degrees ; and, in some good way, with a minimum of violence, get the Holsteiners squeezed out of Stettin : Friedrich Wil- helm has so ordered and contrived. The Prussian force hav- ing now gradually increased to double in this important garrison, the Holsteiners are quietly disarmed, one night, and ordered to depart, under penalties ; — which was done. Hold- ing such a pawn-ticket as Stettin, buttoned in our own pocket, we count now on being paid our £60,000 before parting with it. Matters turned out as Friedrich Wilhelm had dreaded they 1 22(i June, 1713 : Buchholz, i. 21. CiiAi-. V. FKIEDKICII WILHELM'S ONE WAR. 349 1715. might. Here is Charles XII. come back ; inflexible as cold Swedish iron ; will not hear of any Treaty dealing with his properties in that manner : Is he a bankrupt, then, that you will sell his towns by auction ? Charles does not, at heart, believe that Friedrich Wilhelm ever really paid the £60,000 ; Charles demands, for his own part, to have his own Swedish Town of Stettin restored to him ; and has not the least in- tention, or indeed ability, to pay money. Vain to answer : " Stettin, for the present, is not a Swedish Town ; it is a l^rus- sian Pawn-ticket ! " — There was much negotiation, corre- spondence ; Louis XIV. and the Kaiser stepping in again to produce settlement. To no purpose. Louis, gallant old Bank- rupt, tried hard to take Charles's part with effect. But he had, himself, no money now ; could only try finessing by am- bassadors, try a little menacing by them ; neither of which profited. Friedrich Wilhelm, wanting only peace on his borders, after fifteen years of extraneous uproar there, has paid £60,000 in hard cash to have it : repay him that sum, with promise of peace on his borders, he will then quit Stettin ; till then not. Big words from a French Ambassador in big wig, will not suffice : " Bullying goes for nothing (Bange mor chen gilt nicht),''^ — the thing covenanted for will need to be done ! Poor Louis the Great, whom we now call " Bankrupt' Great," died while these affairs were pending ; while Charles, his ally, was arguing and battling against all the world, with only a grandiloquent Ambassador to help him from Louis. " J^ai trap aime la guerre," said Louis at his death, addressing a new small Louis (five years old), his great-grandson and suc- cessor : " I have been too fond of war ; do not imitate me in that, ne m^imitez pas en celaP ^ Which counsel also, as we shall see, was considerably lost in air. Friedrich Wilhelm had a true personal regard for Charles XII., a man made in many respects after his own heart ; and would fain have persuaded him into softer behavior. But it was to no purpose. Charles would not listen to reasons of policy ; or believe that his estate was bankrupt, or that his ^ 1st September, 1715. 350 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IT. 1713-1725. towns could be put in pawn. Danes, Saxons, Kussians, even George I. of England (George baring just bought, of the Dan- ish King, who had got hold of it, a great Hanover bargain, Bremen and Verden, on cheap terms, from the quasi-bankrupt estate of poor Charles), — have to combine against him, and see to put him down. Among whom Prussia, at length actually attacked by Charles in the Stettin regions, has reluctantly to take the lead in that repressive movement. On the 28th of April, 1715, Triedrich Wilhelm declares war against Charles ; is already on march, with a great force, towards Stettin, to coerce and repress said Charles. No help for it, so sore as it goes against us : *' Why will the very King whom I most respect compel me to be his enemy ? " said Friedrich Wilhelm.^ One of Friedrich Wilhelm's originalities is his farewell Order and Instruction, to his three chief Ministers, on this occasion. Ilgen, Dohna, Prinzen, tacit dusky figures, whom we meet in Prussian Books, and never gain the least idea of, except as of grim, rather cunning, most reserved antiquarian gentlemen, — a kind of human iron-safes, solemnly filled (un- der triple and quadruple patent-locks) with what, alas, has now all grown waste-paper, dust and cobweb, to us : — these three reserved cunning Gentlemen are to keep a thrice-watch- ful eye on aH subordinate boards and persons, and see well that nobody nod or do amiss. Brief weekly report to his Majesty will be expected ; staffettes, should cases of hot haste occur : any questions of yours are " to be put on a sheet of paper folded down, to which I can write marginalia : " if noth- ing particular is passing, ''nit schreiben, you don't write." Pay out no money, except what falls due by the Books ; none ; — if an extraordinary case for payment arise, consult ray Wife, and she must sign her order for it. Generally in mat- ters of any moment, consult my Wife ; but her only, " except her and the Privy Councillors, no mortal is to poke into my affairs : " I say no mortal, '' sonst kehi Mensch." " My Wife shall be told of all things," he says elsewhere, '' and counsel asked of her." The rugged Paterfamilias, but the human one ! " And as I am a man," continues he, " and 1 (Euvres de Frederic (Histoire de Brandebourg), i. 132; Buchholz, i. 28. Chap. V. FRIEDRICH WILIIELM'S ONE WAR. 351 1715. tnay be shot dead, I command you and all to take care of t'ritz (/«r Fritz zu sorgen), as God shall reward you. And I give you all, Wife to begin with, my curse (meinen Fluch), that God may punish you in Time and Eternity, if you do not, after my death," — do what, Heavens ? — " bury me in the vault of the Schlosskirche," Palace-Church at Berlin ! " And you shall make no grand to-do (kein Festin) on the occasion. On your body and life, no festivals and ceremonials, except that the regiments one after the other fire a volley over me." Is not this an ursine man-of-genius, in some sort, as we once defined him ? He adds suddenly, and concludes : " I am as- sured you will manage everything with all the exactness in the world ; for which I shall ever zealously, as long as I live, be your friend." ^ Eussians, Saxons affected to intend joining Friedrich Wil- helm in his Pommern Expedition ; and of the latter there did, under a so-called Field-Marshal von Wackerbarth, of high plumes and titles, some four thousand — of whom only Colonel von Seckendorf, commanding one of the horse-regiments, is remarkable to us — come and serve. The rest, and all the Kussians, he was as well pleased to have at a distance. Some sixteen thousand Danes joined him, too, with the King of Denmark at their head ; very furious, all, against the Swedish- iron Hero ; but they were remarked to do almost no real ser- vice, except at sea a little against the Swedish ships. George I. also had a fleet in the Baltic ; but only " to protect English commerce." On the whole, the Siege of Stralsund, to which the Campaign pretty soon reduced itself, was done mainly by Friedrich Wilhelm. He stayed two months in Stettin, get- ting all his preliminaries completed ; his good Queen, Wife " Feekin," was with him for some time, I know not whether now or afterwards. In the end of June, he issued from Stet- tin ; took the interjacent outpost places ; and then opened ground before Stralsund, where, in a few days more, the Danes joined him. It was now the middle of July : a com- bined Army of well-nigh forty thousand against Charles ; 1 26th April, 1715: Cosmars und Klaproths Staatsrath, s. 223 (in Stenzel, iii. 269). 352 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book iv. 1713-1723, who, to man his works, musters about the fourth part of that number.^ Stralsund, with its outer lines and inner, with its marshes, ditches, ramparts and abundant cannon to them, and leaning, one side of it, on the deep sea, which Swedish ships command as yet, is very strong. Wallenstein, we know, once tried it with furious assault, with bombardment, sap and storm ; swore he would have it, "though it hung by a chain from Heaven ; " but could not get it, after all his volcanic raging ; and was driven away, partly by the Swedes and armed Towns- folk, chiefly by the marsh-fevers and continuous rains. Stral- sund has been taken, since that, by Prussian sieging ; as old men, from the Great Elector's time, still rememljer.^ To Louis Fourteenth's menacing Ambassador, Friedrich Wilhelm seems to intimate that indeed big bullying words will not take it, but that Prussian guns and men, on a just ground, still may. The details of this Siege of Stralsund are all oh record, and had once a certain fame in the world ; but, except as a distant echo, must not concern us here. It lasted till midwinter, under continual fierce counter-movements and desperate sallies from the Swedish Lion, standing at bay there against all the world. But Friedrich Wilhelm was vigilance itself ; and he had his Anhalt-Dessaus with him, his Borcks, Buddenbrocks, Finkensteins, veteran men and captains, who had learned their art under Marlborough and Eugene. The Lion King's fierce sallies, and desperate valor, could not avail. Point after point was lost for him. Koppen, a Prussian Lieutenant- Colonel, native to the place, who has bathed in those waters in his youth, remembers that, by wading to the chin, you could get round the extremity of Charles's main outer line. Koppen states his project, gets it approved of ; — wades ac- cordingly, with a select party, under cloud of night (4th of November, eve of Gunpowder-day, a most cold-hot job) ; other ranked Prussian battalions awaiting intently outside, with 1 Pauli, viii. 85-101 ; Buchholz, i. 31-39; Forster, ii. 34-39 j Stenzel, iii. 272-278. 2 10th-15th October, 1678 (Pauli, v. 203, 205). Chav. V. FRIEDIIICH WILHELM'S ONE WAR. 353 1710. shouldered firelock, invisible in the dark ; what will become of him. Kcippen wades successfully ; seizes the first battery of said line, — masters said line with its batteries, the outside battalions and he. Irrepressibly, with horrible uproar from without and from within ; the flying Swedes scarcely getting up the Town drawbridge, as he chased them. That important line is lost to Charles. Next they took the Isle of Riigen from him, which shuts up the harbor. Leopold of Anhalt-Dessau, our rugged friend, in Danish boats, which were but ill navigated, contrives, about a week after that Kcippen feat, to effect a landing on Eugen at nightfall ; beats off the weak Swedish party ; — en- trenches, palisades himself to the teeth, and lies down under arms. That latter was a wise precaution. For, about four in the morning, Charles comes in person, with eight pieces of cannon and four thousand horse and foot : Charles is struck with amazement at the palisade and ditch (" Mein Gott, who would have expected this ! " he was heard murmuring) ; dashes, like a fire-flood, against ditch and palisade ; tears at the pales himself, which prove impregnable to his cannon and him. He storms and rages forward, again and again, now here, now there ; but is met everywhere by steady deadly musketry ; and has to retire, fruitless, about daybreak, him- self wounded, and leaving his eight cannons, and four hundred slain. Poor Charles, there had been no sleep for him that night, and little for very many nights : " on getting to horse, on the shore at Stralsund, he fainted repeatedly ; fell out of one faint into another ; but such was his rage, he always recovered himself, and got on horseback again." ^ Poor Charles: a bit of right royal Swedish-German stuff, after his kind ; and tragically ill bested now at last ! This is his exit he is now making, — still in a consistent manner. It is fifteen years now since he waded ashore at Copenhagen, and first heard the bullets whistle round him. Since which time, what a course has he run ; crashing athAvart all manner of ranked armies, diplomatic combinations, right onward, like a cannon-ball ; 1 Buchholz, i. 36. 354 HIS APPKENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IT, 1713-1723. tearing off many solemn wigs in those Northern parts, and scattering them upon the winds, — even as he did his own lull-bottom wig, impatiently, on that first day at Copenhagen, finding it unfurthersome for actual business in battle.^ In about a month hence, the last important hornwork is forced ; Charles, himself seen fiercely fighting on the place, is swept back from his last hornwork; and the general storm, now altogether irresistible, is evidently at hand. On entreaty from his followers, entreaty often renewed, with tears even (it is said) and on bended knees, Charles at last consents to go. He left no orders for surrender ; would not name the word ; " left only ambiguous vague orders." But on the 19th December, 1715, he does actually depart ; gets on board a little boat, towards a Swedish frigate, which is lying above a mile out ; the whole road to which, between Eugen and the main- land, is now solid ice, and has to be cut as he proceeds. This slow operation, which lasted all day, was visible, and its mean- ing well known, in the besiegers' lines. The !King of Den- mark saw it ; and brought a battery to bear upon it ; his thought had always been, that Charles should be captured or killed in Stralsund, and not allowed to get away. Friedrich Wilhelm was of quite another mind, and had even used secret influences to that effect ; eager that Charles should escape. It is said, he remonstrated very passionately with the Danish King and this battery of his ; nay, some add, since remon- strances did not avail, and the battery still threatened to fire, Friedrich Wilhelm drew up a Prussian regiment or two at the muzzles of it, and said. You shall shoot us first, then.^ Which is a pleasant myth at least ; and symbolical of what the reality was. Charles reached his frigate about nightfall, but made little way from the place, o^vving to defect of wind. They say, lie even heard the chamade beating in Stralsund next day, and that a Danish frigate had nearly taken him ; both which state- ments are perhaps also a little mythical. Certain only that he vanished at this point into Scandinavia; and general Europe 1 Kohler, Miimbelustigungen, xiv. 213. 2 Buchholz, p. 138. Chap. V. FRIEDRICH WILHELM'S ONE WAR. 355 1715. never saw him more. Vanished into a cloud of untenable schemes, guided by Alberoni, Baron Gortz and others ; wild schemes, financial, diplomatic, warlike, nothing not chimerical in them but his own unquenchable real energy ; — and found his death (by assassination, as appears) in the trenches of Frederickshall, among the Norway Hills, one winter night, three years hence. Assassination instigated by the Swedish Official Persons, it is thought. The bullet passed through both his temples ; he had clapt his hand upon the hilt of his sword, and was found leant against the parapet, in that attitude, — gone upon a long march now. So vanished Charles Twelfth ; the distressed Official Persons and Nobility exploding upon him in that rather damnable way, — anxious to slip their muzzles at any cost whatever. A man of antique character ; true as a child, simple, even bashful, and of a strength and valor rarely exampled among men. Open-hearted Antique populations would have much worshipped such an Appear- ance; — Voltaire, too, for the artificial Moderns, has made a myth of him, of another type ; one of those impossible cast-iron gentlemen, heroically mad, such as they show in the Playhouses, pleasant but not profitable, to an undiscerning Public.^ The last of the Swedish Kings died in this way ; and the unmuzzled Official Persons have not made much of kinging it in his stead. Charles died ; and, as we may say, took the life of Sweden along with him ; for it has never shone among the Nations since, or been much worth mention- ing, except for its misfortunes, spasmodic impotences and unwisdoms. Stralsund instantly beat the chamade, as we heard ; and all was surrender and subjection in those regions. Surrender; not yet pacification, not while Charles lived ; nor for half a century after his death, could Mecklenburg, Holstein-Gottorp, and other his confederates, escape a sad coil of calamities bequeathed by him to them. Friedrich Wilhelm returned to Berlin, victorious from his first, which was also his last Prus- 1 See Adierfeld (Military History of Charles XII. London, 1740, 3 vols., "from the Swedish," through the French) and Kohler [Miinzbdustigungm, ubi •uprk), for some authentic traits of his life and him. 856 HIS APPEENTICESHIP, FIEST STAGE. Book IV. 171;j-1723. sian War, in January, 1716 ; and was doubtless a liappy man, not " to be buried in the Schlosskirche (under penalty of God's curse)," but to find his little Fritz and Feekin, and all the world, merry to see him, and all things put square again, abroad as at home. He forbade the '' triumphal entry " which Berlin was preparing for him ; entered privately ; and ordered a thanksgiving sermon in all the churches next Sunday. The Devil in Harness : Creutz the Finance-Minister. In the King's absence nothing particular had occurred, — except indeed the walking of a dreadful Spectre, three nights over, in the corridors of the Palace at Berlin ; past the doors where our little Prince and Wilhelmina slept : bringing with it not airs from Heaven, we may fear, but blasts from the Other place ! The stalwart sentries shook in their paces, and became "half-dead" from terror. "A horrible noise, one night," says Wilhelmina, " when all were buried in sleep : all the world started up, thinking it was fire ; but they were much surprised to find that it was a Spectre." Evident Spectre, seen to pass this way, "and glide along that gallery, as if towards the apartments of the Queen's Ladies." Captain of the Guard could find nothing in that gallery, or anywhere, and withdrew again : — but lo, it returns the way it went ! Stalwart sentries were found melted into actual deliquium of swooning, as the Preternatural swept by this second time. " They said, It was the Devil in person ; raised by Swedish wizards to kill the Prince-Koyal." ^ Poor Prince-Eoyal ; sleep- ing sound, we hope ; little more than three years old at this time, and knowing nothing of it ! — All Berlin talked of the affair. People dreaded it might be a " Spectre " of Swedish tendencies ; aiming to burn the Palace, spirit off the E-oyal Children, and do one knew not what ? Not that at all, by any means ! The Captain of the Guard, reinforcing himself to defiance even of the Preternatural, does, on the third or fourth apparition, clutch the Spectre ; finds him to be — a prowling Scullion of the Palace, employed here * Wilhelmina, M4moires de Bareith, i. 18. Chap. V. FKIEDKICH WILHELM'S ONE WAE. 357 1715. he will not say how ; who is straightway locked in prison, and so exorcised at least. Exorcism is perfect ; but Berlin is left guessing as to the rest, — secret of it discoverable only by the Queen's Majesty and some few most interior parties. To the following effect. Spectre-Scullion, it turns out, had been employed by Grum- kow, as spy upon one of the Queen's Maids of Honor, — suspected by him to be a No-maid of Dishonor, and of ill intentions too, — who lodges in that part of the Palace: of whom Herr Cfrumkow wishes intensely to know, " Has she an intrigue with Creutz the new Finance-Minister, or has she not ? " " Has, beyond doubt ! " the Spectre-Scullion hopes he has discovered, before exorcism. Upon which Grumkow, essentially illuminated as to the required particular, manages to get the Spectre-Scullion loose again, not quite hanged ; gloz- ing the matter off to his Majesty on his return : for the rest, ruins entirely the Creutz speculation ; and has the No-maid called of Honor — with whom Creutz thought to have seduced the young King also, and made the young King amenable — dismissed from Court in a peremptory irrefragable manner. This is the secret of the Spectre-Scullion, fully revealed by Wilhelmina many years after. This one short glance into the Satan's Invisible-World of the Berlin Palace, we could not but afford the reader, when an actual Goblin of it happened to be walking in our neighbor- hood. Such an Invisible-World of Satan exists in most human Houses, and in all human Palaces ; — with its imps, familiar demons, spies, go-betweens, and industrious bad-angels, con- tinually mounting and descending by their Jacob's-Ladder, or Palace Backstairs : operated upon by Conjurers of the Grum- kow-Creutz or other sorts. Tyrannous Mamsell Leti,^ treach- erous Mamsell Ramen, valet-surgeon Eversmann, and plenty more : readers of Wilhelmina's Book are too well acquainted ^ Leti, GoTemess to "Wilhelmina, but soon dismissed for insolent cruelty and other bad conduct, was daughter of that Gregorio Leti (" Protestant Italian Refugee," " Historiographer of Amsterdam," &c. &c.), who once had a pension in this country ; and who wrote History-Books, a Life of Cromwell one of them, BO regardless of the difference between tme and false. 16.16 Vol. 1 358 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713 1723. with them. Nor are expert Conjurers wanting; capable to work strange feats witli so plastic an element as Friedrich Wilhelm's mind. Let this one short glimpse of such Subter- ranean World be sufficient indication to the reader's fancy. Creutz was not dismissed, as some people had expected he might be. Creutz continues Finance-Minister ; makes a great figure in the fashionable Berlin world in these coming years, and is much talked of in the old Books, — though, as he works mostly underground, and merely does budgets and finance^ matters with extreme talent and success, we shall hope to hear almost nothing more of him. Majesty, while Crown-Prince, when he first got his regiment from Papa, had found thia Creutz " Auditor " in it ; a poor but handsome fellow, with perhaps seven shillings a week to live upon ; but with such a talent for arranging, for reckoning and recording, in brief for controlling finance, as more and more charmed the royal mind.* One of Majesty's first acts was to appoint him Finance-^ Minister ; ^ and there he continued steady, not to be overset by little flaws of wind like this of the Spectre-Scullion's rais- ing. It is certain he did, himself, become rich; and helped well to make his Majesty so. We are to fancy him his Maj- esty's bottle-holder in that battle with the Finance Nightmares and Imbroglios, when so much had to be subjugated, and drilled into step, in that depai'tment. Evidently a long-headed cunning fellow, much of the Grumkow type ; — standing very low in Wilhelmina's judgment ; and ill-seen, when not avoid- able altogether, by the Queen's Majesty. " The man was a poor Country Bailiff's {Amtmann^s, kind of Tax-manager's) son : from Auditor of a regiment," Papa's own regiment, " he had risen to be Director of Finance, and a Minister of State. His soul was as low as his birth ; it was an assemblage of all ^ Mauvillon ("Elder Mauvillon," Anonymous), Histoire de Frederic Guil- laume I., par M. de M (Amsterdam et Leipzig, 1741), i. 47. A vague flimsy compilation ; — gives abundant " State-Papers " (to such as want them), and echoes of old Newspaper rumor. Very copious on Creutz. 2 4th May, 1713 : Preuss, i. 349 n. PETER THE GHEAT. Carlyle, Vol. One, p. 364. Chap. VI. THE LITTLE DRUMMER. 369 1715. the vices," ' says Wilhelmina, in the language of exaggeration. Let him stand by his budgets ; keep well out of Wilhel- mina's and the Queen's way ; — and very especially beware of coming on Grumkow's held again. CHAPTER VI. THE LITTLE DRUMMER. This Siege of Stralsund, the last military scene of Charles XII., and the first ever practically heard of by our little Fritz, who is now getting into his fourth year, and must have thought a great deal about it in his little head, — Papa and even Mamma being absent on it, and such a marching and rumoring going on all round him, — proved to be otherwise of some importance to little Fritz. Most of his Tutors were picked up by the careful Papa in this Stralsund business. Duhan de Jandun, a young French gentleman, family-tutor to General Count Dohna (a cousin of our Minister Dohna's), but fonder of fighting than of teaching grammar ; whom Friedrich Wilhelm found doing soldier's work in the trenches, and liked the ways of ; he, as the foundation- stone of tutorage, is to be first mentioned. And then Count Fink von Finkenstein, a distinguished veteran, high in com- mand (of whose qualities as Head-Tutor, or occasional travel- ling guardian Friedrich Wilhelm had experience in his own young days '^) ; and Lieutenant-Colonel Kalkstein, a prisoner- of-war from the Swedish side, whom Friedrich Wilhelm, judg- ing well of him, adopts into his own service with this view : these three come all from Stralsund Siege ; and were of vital moment to our little Fritz in the subsequent time. Colonel 1 Wilhelmina, i. 16. 2 Biographisches Lexikon aller Helden und Militairpersonen, welche sich in Preussischen Diensten beriimht gemacht haben (4 vols. Berlin, 1788), i. 418, § Finkenstein. — A praiseworthy, modest, highly correct Book, of its kind ; which we shall, in future, call Militair-Lexikon, when referring to it. 360 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 171 3-1723. Seckendorf, again, who had a command in the four thousand Saxons here, and refreshed into intimacy a transient old ac- quaintance with Friedrich Wilhelm, — is not he too of terrible importance to Fritz and him ? As we shall see in time ! — For the rest, here is another little incident. We said it had been a disappointment to Papa that his little Fritz showed almost no appetite for soldiering, but found other sights more interesting to him than the drill-ground. Sympathize, then, with the earnest Papa, as he returns home one afternoon, — date not given, but to all appearance of that year 1715, when there was such war-rumoring, and marching towards Stral- sund ; — and found the little Fritz, with Wilhelmina looking over him, strutting about, and assiduously beating a little drum. The paternal heart ran over with glad fondness, invoking Heaven to confirm the omen. Mother was told of it ; the phenomenon was talked of, — beautifulest, hopefulest of little drummers. Painter Pesne, a French Immigrant, or Importee, of the last reign, a man of great skill with his brush, whom History yet thanks on several occasions, was sent for ; or he heard of the incident, and volunteered his services. A Portrait of little Fritz drumming, with Wilhelmina looking on ; to which, probably for the sake of color and pictorial effect, a Blackamoor, aside with parasol in hand, grinning approbation, has been added, — was sketched, and dexterously worked out in oil, by Painter Pesne. Picture approved by mankind there and then. And it still hangs on the wall, in a perfect state, in Charlottenburg Palace ; where the judicious tourist may see it without difficulty, and institute reflections on it. A really graceful little Picture ; and certainly, to Prussian men, not without weight of meaning. Nor perhaj^s to Picture- Collectors and Cognoscenti generally, of whatever country, — if they could forget, for a moment, the correggiosity of Correg- gio, and the learned babble of the Sale-room and varnishing Auctioneer ; and think, " Why it is, probably, that Pictures exist in this world, and to what end the divine art of Painting was bestowed, by the earnest gods, upon poor mankind ? " I Chap. VI. THE LITTLE DRUMMER. 361 1715. could advise it, once, for a little ! Flaying of Saint Bartholo- mew, Rape of Europa, Rape of the Sabines, Piping and Amours of goat-footed Pan, Romulus suckled by the Wolf : all this, and much else of fabulous, distant, unimportant, not to say impossible, ugly and unworthy, shall pass without undue severity of criticism, in a Household of such opulence as ours, where much goes to waste, and where things are not on an earnest footing for this long while past ! As Created Objects, OT as Phantasms of such, pictorially done, all this shall have much worth, or shall have little. But I say, Here withal is one not phantasmal ; of indisputable certainty, home-grown, just commencing business, who carried it far ! Fritz is still, if not in " long-clothes," at least in longish and flowing clothes, of the petticoat sort, which look as of dark-blue velvet, very simple, pretty and appropriate ; in a cap of the same ; has a short raven's feather in the cap ; and looks up, with a face and eyes full of beautiful vivacity and child's enthusiasm, one of the beautifulest little figures, while the little drum responds to his bits of drumsticks Sister Wilhelmina, taller by some three years, looks on in pretty marching attitude, and with a graver smile. Blacka- moor, and accompaniments elegant enough; and finally the figure of a grenadier, on guard, seen far off through an open- ing, — make up the background. We have engravings of this Picture ; which are of clumsy poor quality, and misrepresent it much : an excellent Copy in oil, what might be called almost a fac-simile and the per- fection of a Copy, is now (1854) in Lord Ashburton's Col- lection here in England. In the Berlin Galleries, — which are made up, like other Galleries, of goat-footed Pan, Europa's Bull, Romulus's She-Wolf, and the correggiosity of Correggio ; and contain, for instance, no Portrait of Frederick the Great ; no Likenesses at all, or next to none at all, of the noble series of Human Realities, or of any part of them, who have sprung not from the idle brains of dreaming Dilettanti, but from the Head of God Almighty, to make this poor authentic Earth a little memorable for us, and to do a little work that may be eternal there: — in those expensive Halls of 362 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-172;;. " High Art " at Berlin, there were, to my experience, few Pictures more agreeable than this of Pesne's. Welcome, like one tiny islet of Eeality amid the shoreless sea of Phantasms, to the reflective mind, seriously loving and seeking what is worthy and memorable, seriously hating and avoiding what is the reverse, and intent not to play the dilettante in this world. The same Pesne, an excellent Artist, has painted Fried- rich as Prince-Eoyal : a beautiful young man with moist-look- ing enthusiastic eyes of extraordinary brilliancy, smooth oval face ; considerably resembling his Mother. After which period, authentic Pictures of Priedrich are sought for to lit« tie purpose. Por it seems he never sat to any Painter, in his reigning days ; and the Prussian Chodowiecki,^ Saxon Graff, English Cunningham had to pick up his physiognomy from the distance, intermittently, as they could. Nor is Ranch's grand equestrian Sculpture a thing to be believed, or perhaps pretending much to be so. The commonly received Portrait of Priedrich, which all German limners can draw at once, — the cocked-hat, big eyes and alert air, reminding you of some uncommonly brisk Invalid Drill-sergeant or Green- wich Pensioner, as much as of a Royal Hero, — is nothing but a general extract and average of all the faces of Priedrich, such as has been tacitly agreed upon ; and is definable as a received pictorial-myth, by no means as a fact, or credible re- semblance of life. But enough now of Pictures. This of the Little Drummer, the painting and the thing painted which remain to us, may be taken as Priedrich's first appearance on the stage of the world ; and welcomed accordingly. It is one of the very few visualities or definite certainties we can lay hold of, in those young years of his, and bring conclusively home to our imagi- nation, out of the waste Prussian dust-clouds of uninstructive garrulity which pretend to record them for us. Whether it came into existence as a shadowy emanation from the Stral- sund Expedition, can only be matter of conjecture. To judge ^ Pronotince Kodov-yetski ; — and endeavor to make .some acquaintance with this "Prtissian Hogarth," who has real worth and oric^innlity. Chap. VI. THE LITTLE DRUMMER. 363 1716. by size, these figures must have been painted about the year 1715 ; Fritz some three or four years old, his sister Wilhelmina Beven. It remains only to be intimated, that Friedrich Wilhelm, for his part, had got all he claimed from this Expedition : namely, Stettin with the dependent Towns, and quietness in Pommern. Stettin was, from of old, the capital of his own part of Pommern ; thrown in along with the other parts of Pommern, and given to Sweden (from sheer necessity, it was avowed), at the Peace of Westphalia, sixty years ago or more : — and now, by good chance, it has come back. Wait another hundred years, and perhaps Swedish Pommern alto- gether will come back ! But from all this Friedrich Wilhelm is still far. Stettin and quiet are all he dreams of demanding there. Stralsund he did not reckon his ; left it with the Danes, to hold in pawn till some general Treaty. Nor was there farther outbreak of war in those regions ; though actual Treaty of Peace did not come till 1720, and make matters sure. It was the new Queen of Sweden, Ulrique Eleonora (Charles's younger Sister, wedded to the young Landgraf of Hessen-Cassel), — much aided by an English Envoy, — who made this Peace with Friedrich Wilhelm. A young English Envoy, called Lord Carteret, was very helpful in this matter ; one of his first feats in the diplomatic world. For which Peace,^ Friedrich Wilhelm was so thankful, good pacific armed-man, that happening to have a Daughter born to him just about that time, he gave the little creature her Swedish Majesty's name ; a new " Ulrique," who grew to proper stature, and became notable in Sweden, herself, by and by.^ ^ Stockholm, 21st January, 1720: in MauviIlon'(i. 380-417) the Document itself at large. ^ Louisa Ulrique, born 24th July, 1 720 ; Queen of Sweden in time coming. 364 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1733. CHAPTER VII. TRANSIT OF CZAR PETER. In the Autumn of 1717, Peter tlie Great, coining home from his celebrated French journey, paid Friedrich Wilhelm a visit ; and passed four days at Berlin. Of which let us give one glimpse, if we can with brevity. Friedrich Wilhelm and the Czar, like in several points, though so dissimilar in others, had always a certain regard for one another; and at this time, they had been brought into closer intercourse by their common peril from Charles XII., ever since that Stralsund business. The peril was real, especially with a Gortz and Alberoni putting hand to it; and the alarm, the rumor, and uncertainty were great in those years. The wounded Lion driven indignant into his lair, with Plotting Artists now operating upon the rage of the noble animal : who knows what spring he will next take ? George I. had a fleet cruising in the Baltic Sounds, and again a fleet ; — paying, in that oblique way, for Bremen and Verden ; which were got, otherwise, such a bargain to his Hanover. Czar Peter had marched an Army into Denmark ; united Russians and Danes count fifty thousand there ; for a conjunct invasion, and probable destruction, of Sweden : but that came to nothing ; Charles looking across upon it too dangerously, "visible in clear weather over from the Danish side." ^ So Peter's troops have gone home again ; Denmark too glad to get them away. Perhaps they would have stayed in Deumark altogether ; much liking the green pastures and convenient situation, — had not Admiral Norris with his can- non been there ! Perhaps ? And the Pretender is coming again, they say? And who knows what is coming? — How Gortz, in about a year hence was laid hold of, and let go, and ^ 1716 : Fassmann, p. 171. Chai-. VII. TRANSIT OF CZAR PETER. 365 1717. then ultimately tried and beheaded (once his lion Master was disposed of) ; ^ how, Ambassador Cellamare, and the Spanish part of the Plot, having been discovered in Paris, Cardinal Alberoni at Madrid was discovered, and the whole mystery laid bare; all that mad business, of bringing the Pretender into England, throwing out George I., throwing out the Regent d'Orl^ans, and much more, — is now sunk silent enough, not worthy of reawakening ; but it was then a most loud matter ; filling the European Courts, and especially that of Berlin, with rumors and apprehensions. No wonder Fried- rich Wilhelm was grateful for that Swedish Peace of his, and named his little daughter "Ulrique" in honor of it. Tumultuous cloud-world of Lapland Witchcraft had ceased hereby, and daylight had begun : old women (or old Cardinals) riding through the sky, on broomsticks, to meet Satan, where now are they ? The fact still dimly perceptible is, Europe, thanks to that pair of Black-Artists, Gortz and Alberoni, not to mention Law the Finance-Wizard and his French incanta- tions, had been kept generally, for these three or four years past, in the state of a Haunted House; riotous Goblins, of unknown dire intent, walking now in this apartment of it, now in that; no rest anywhere for the perturbed inhabi- tants. As to Friedrich Wilhelm, his plan in 1717, as all along, in this bewitched state of matters, was : To fortify his Frontier Towns ; Memel, Wesel, to the right and left, especially to fortify Stettin, his new acquisition ; — and to put his Army, and his Treasury (or Armj-Chest), more and more in order. In that way we shall better meet whatever goblins there may be, thinks Friedrich Wilhelm, Count Lottum, hero of the Prussians at Malplaquet, is doing his scientific uttermost in Stettin and those Frontier Towns. For the rest, his Majesty, invited by the Czar and France, has been found willing to make paction with them, as he is with all pacific neighbors. In fact, the Czar and he had their private Conference, at Havelberg, last year, — Havelberg, some sixty miles from 1 19th March, 1719: gee Kcihler (Munzhehtstigungen, vi. 233-240, xvii. 297- 304 ) for man/ curious details of Griirtz aud his end. 866 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. I7i;j-n23. Berlin, on the road towards Denmark, as Peter was passing that way ; — ample Conference of five days ; ^ — privately agi'eeing there, about many points conducive to tranquillity. And it was on that same errand, though ostensibly to look ftfter Art and the higher forms of Civilization so called, that Peter had been to France on this celebrated occasion of 1717. We know he saw much Art withal ; saw Marly, Trianon and the grandeurs and politenesses ; — saw, among other things, " a Medal of himself fall accidentally at his feet ; " polite Medal " just getting struck in the Mint, with a rising sun on it; and the motto, vires acquibit eundo."^ Ostensibly it was to see cette belle France^ but privately withal the Czar wished to make his bargain, with the Eegent d'Orleans, as to these goblins walking in the Northern and Southern parts, and what was to be done with them. And the result has been, the Czar, Friedrich Wilhelm and the said Kegent have just concluded an Agreement ; ^ undertaking in general, that the goblins shall be well watched ; that they Three will stand by one another in watching them. And now the Czar will visit Berlin in passing homewards again. That is the posi- tion of affairs, when he pays this visit. Peter had been in Berlin more than once before ; but almost always in a suc- cinct rapid condition ; never with his " Court " about him till now. This is his last, and by far his greatest, appearance in Berlin. Such a transit, of the Barbaric semi-fabulous Sovereignties, could not but be wonderful to everybody there. It evidently struck Wilhelmina's fancy, now in her ninth year, very much. What her little Brother did in it, or thought of it, I nowhere find hinted ; conclude only that it would remain in his head too, visible occasionally to the end of his life. Wilhelmina's Narrative, very loose, dateless or misdated, plainly wrong in 1 23d-28th November, 1716 : Fassmann, p. 172. 2 Voltaire, (Envres Completes [Histoire duCzar Pierre), xxxi. 336. — Koh- ler in Munzbelustigimgen , xvii. 386-392 (this very Medal the subject), give* authentic account, day by day, of the Czar's visit there. ' 4th August, 1717 : Bnchholz, i. 43. Chap. VII. TRANSIT OF CZAR PETER. 367 1717. various particulars, has still its value for us: human eyes, even a child's, are Avorth something, in comparison to human want-of-eyes, which is too frequent in History-books and else- where ! — Czar Peter is now forty -five, his Czarina Catherine about thirty-one. It was in 1698 that he first passed this way, going towards Saardam and practical Ship-building : within which twenty years Avhat a spell of work done ! Vic- tory of Pultawa is eight years behind him ; ^ victories in many kinds are behind him : by this time he is to be reckoned a triumphant Czar; and is certainly the strangest mixture of heroic virtue and brutish Samoeidic savagery the world at any time had. It was Sunday, 19th September, 1717, when the Czar arrived in Berlin. Being already sated with scenic parades, he had begged to be spared all ceremony ; begged to be lodged in Monbijou, the Queen's little Garden-Palace with river and trees round it, where he hoped to be quietest. Monbijou has been set apart accordingly ; the Queen, not in the benign- est humor, sweeping all her crystals and brittle things away ; knowing the manners of the Muscovites. Nor in the way of ceremony was there much : King and Queen drove out to meet him ; rampart-guns gave three big salvos, as the Czar- ish Majesty stept forth. " I am glad to see you, my Brother Friedrich," said Peter, in German, his only intelligible lan- guage ; shaking hands with the Brother Majesty, in a cordial human manner. The Queen he, still more cordially, " would have kissed;" but this she evaded, in some graceful effec- tive way. As to the Czarina, — who, for obstetric and other reasons, of no moment to us, had stayed in Wesel all the time he was in France, — she . followed him now at two days' distance; not along with him, as Wilhelmina has it. Wilhelmina says, she kissed the Queen's hand, and again and again kissed it ; begged to present her Ladies, — " about four hundred so-called Ladies, who were of her Suite." — Surely not so many as four hundred, you too witty Prin- cess ? "Mere German serving-maids for the most part," says the witty Princess ; " Ladies when there is occasion, then 1 27th June, 1709. 368 HIS APPRE:>TICESHIP, first stage. Book IV. 1713-1723. acting as chambermaids, cooks, washerwomen, when that is over." Queen Sophie was averse to salute these creatures ; but the Czarina Catherine making reprisals upon our Margravines, and the King looking painfully earnest in it, she prevailed upon herself. Was there ever seen such a travelling tagrag- gery of a Sovereign Court before ? " Several of these crea- tures \_presq%ce toiites, says the exaggerative Princess] had, in their arms, a baby in rich dress ; and if you asked, ' Is that yours, then ? ' they answered, making salaams in Russian style, * The Czar did me the honor (m'a foAt Vhonneur de rne faire cet enfant) ! '" — Which statement, if we deduct the due 25 per cent, is prob- ably not mythic, after all. A day or two ago, the Czar had been at Magdeburg, on his way hither, intent upon inspecting matters there ; and the Official Gentlemen, — President Coc- ceji (afterwards a very celebrated man) at the head of them, — waited on the Czar, to do what was needful. On entering, with the proper Address or complimentary Harangue, they found his Czarish Majesty "standing between two Russian Ladies," clearly Ladies of the above sort ; for they stood close by him, one of his arms was round the neck of each, and his hands amused themselves by taking liberties in that posture, all the time Cocceji spoke. Nay, even this was as nothing among the Magdeburg phenomena. Next day, for instance, there appeared in the audience-chamber a certain Serene high-pacing Duke of Mecklenburg, with his Duchess ; — thrice-imfortunate Duke, of whom we shall too often heai again ; who, after some adventures, under Charles XII. first of all, and then under the enemies of Charles, had, about a year ago, after divorcing his first Wife, married a Niece of Peter's : — Duke and Duchess arrive now, by order or gra- cious invitation of their Sovereign Uncle, to accompany him in those parts ; and are announced to an eager Czar, giving audience to his select Magdeburg public. At sight of which most desirable Duchess and Brother's Daughter, how Peter started up, satyr-like, clasping her in his arms, and snatching her into an inner room, with the door left ajar, and there — Chap. VII. TRANSIT OF CZAR PETER. 369 1717. It is too Sainoeidic for human speech ! and would excel belief, were not the testimony so strong.^ A Duke of Mecklenburg, it would appear, who may count himself the Non-jAus-ultra of husbands in that epoch ; — as among Sovereign Rulers, too, in a small or great way, he seeks his fellow for ill-luck ! Duke and Duchess accompanied the Czar to Berlin, where Wilhelmina mentions them, as presentees ; part of those " four hundred " anomalies. They took the Czar home with them to Mecklenburg : where indeed some Russian Regiments of his, left here on their return from Denmark, had been very useful in coercing the rebellious Ritterschaft {Knightage, or Landed-Gentry) of this Duke, — till at length the general outcry, and voice of the Reich itself, had ordered the said Regiments to get on march again, and take themselves away.' For all is rebellion, passive rebellion, in Mecklenburg ; taxes being so indispensable; and the Knights so disinclined; and this Duke a Sovereign, — such as we may construe from his quarrelling with almost everybody, and his not quarrelling with an Uncle Peter of that kind.* His troubles as Sover- eign Duke, his flights to Dantzig, oustings, returns, law- pleadings and foolish confusions, lasted all his life, thirty years to come ; and were bequeathed as a sorrowful legacy to Posterity and the neighboring Countries. Voltaire says, the Czar Avished to buy his Duchy from him.* And truly, for this wretched Duke, it would have been good to sell it at any price : but there were other words than his to such a bargain, had it ever been seriously meditated. By this ex- traordinary Duchess he becomes Father (real or putative) of a certain Princess, whom we may hear of ; and through her again is Grandfather of an unfortunate Russian Prince, much bruited about, as " the murdered Iwan," in subsequent times. ^ V6\\mtz{Memoiren, ii. 95) gives Friedricli Wilhelm as voucher, "who used to relate it as from eye-and-ear witnesses." 2 The last of them, " July, 1717 ; " two months ago. (Michaelis, ii. 418.) 3 One poor hint, on his behalf, let us not omit : "Wife quitted him in 1719, and lived at Moscow afterwards !" (General Mannstein, Memoirs of Russia, London, 1770, p. 27 n.) * Ubi snprk, xxxi. 414. 370 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. With such a Duke and Duchess let our acquaintance be the minimum of what necessity compels. Wilhelmina goes by hearsay hitherto ; and, it is to be hoped, had heard nothing of these Magdeburg-Mecklenburg phenom- ena ; but after the Czarina's arrival, the little creature saw with her own eyes : — "Next day," that is, Wednesday, 22d, "the Czar and his Spouse came to return the Queen's visit ; and I saw the Court myself." Palace Grand- Apartments ; Queen advancing a due length, even to the outer guard-room ; giving the Czarina her right hand, and leading her into her audience-chamber in that distinguished manner : King and Czar followed close ; — and here it was that Wilhelmina's personal experiences began. " The Czar at once recognized me, having seen me before, five years ago [March, 1713]. He caught me in his arms ; fell to kissing me, like to flay the skin off my face. I boxed his ears, sprawled, and struggled with all my strength ; saying I would not allow such familiarities, and that he was dishonor- ing me. He laughed greatly at this idea; made peace, and talked a long time with me. I had got my lesson : I spoke of his fleet and his conquests ; — which charmed him so much, that he said more than once to the Czarina, ' If he could have a child like me, he would willingly give one of his Provinces in exchange.' The Czarina also caressed me a good deal. The Queen [Mamma] and she placed themselves under the dais, each in an arm-chair" of proper dignity; "I was at the Queen's side, and the Princesses of the Blood," Margra- vines above spoken of, "were opposite to her," — all in a standing posture, as is proper. " The Czarina was a little stumpy body, very brown, and had neither air nor grace : you needed only look at her, to guess her low extraction." It is no secret, she had been a kitchen-wench in her Lithuanian native country ; afterwards a female of the kind called unfortunate, under several figures : however, she saved the Czar once, by her ready-wit and cour- age, from a devouring Turkish Difficulty, and he made her fortunate and a Czarina, to sit under the dais as now. " With Chap. VII. « TKANSIT OF CZAR PETER. 371 1717. her huddle of clothes, she looked for all the world like a Ger- man Play-actress ; her dress, you would have said, had been bought at a second-hand shop ; all was out of fashion, all was loaded with silver and greasy dirt. The front of her bodice she had ornamented with jewels in a very singular pattern : A double-eagle in embroidery, and the plumes of it set with poor little diamonds, of the smallest possible carat, and very ill mounted. All along the facing of her gown were Orders and little things of metal ; a dozen Orders, and as many Por- traits of saints, of relics and the like ; so that when she walked, it was with a jingling, as if you heard a mule with bells to its harness." — Poor little Czarina ; shifty nutbrown fellow-creature, strangely chased about from the bottom to the top of this world ; it is evident she does not succeed at Queen Sophie Dorothee's Court ! — '' The Czar, on the other hand, was very tall, and might be called handsome," continues Wilhelmina: "his countenance was beautiful, but had something of savage in it which put you in fear." Partly a kind of Milton's-Devil physiognomy ? The Portraits give it rather so. Archangel not quite ruined, yet in sadly ruinous condition ; its heroism so bemired, — with a turn for strong drink, too, at times ! A physiognomy to make one reflect. " His dress was of sailor fashion, coat alto- gether plain." " The Czarina, who spoke German very ill herself, and did not understand well what the Queen said, beckoned to her Fool to come near," — a poor female creature, who had once been a Princess Galitzin, but having got into mischief, had been excused to the Czar by her high relations as mad, and saved from death or Siberia, into her present strange harbor of refuge. With her the Czarina talked in unknown Kuss, evi- dently "laughing much and loud," till Supper was announced. "At table," continues Wilhelmina, "the Czar placed himself beside the Queen. It is understood this Prince was attempted "with poison in his youth, and that something of it had settled on his nerves ever after. One thing is certain, there took him very often a sort of convulsion, like Tic or St.-Vitus, which it was beyond his power to control. That happened at 372 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. table now. He got into contortions, gesticulations ; and as the knife was in his hand, and went dancing about within arm's-length of the Queen, it frightened her, and she motioned several times to rise. The Czar begged her not to mind, for he would do her no ill ; at the same time he took her by the hand, which he grasped with such violence that the Queen was forced to shriek out. This set him heartily laughing; saying she had not bones of so hard a texture as his Cathe- rine's. Supper done, a grand Ball had been got ready; but the Czar escaped at once, and walked home by himself to Monbijou, leaving the others to dance." Wilhelmina's story of the Cabinet of Antiques ; of the In- decent little Statue there, and of the orders Catherine got to kiss it, with a " Kopf ah (Head off, if you won't) ! " from the bantering Czar, whom she had to obey, — is not incredible, after what we have seen. It seems, he begged this bit of Antique Indecency from Friedrich Wilhelm; who, we may fancy, would give him such an article with especial readiness. That same day, fourth of the Visit, Thursday, 23d of the month, the august Party went its ways again ; Friedrich Wil- helm convoying " as far as Potsdam ; " Czar and Suite taking that route towards Mecklenburg, where he still intends some little pause before proceeding homeward. Friedrich Wilhelm took farewell ; and never saw the Czar again. It was on this Journey, best part of which is now done, that the famous Order bore, " Do it for six thousand thalers ; won't allow you one other penny {lut einen Pfennig gebe mehr da.zii) ; but give out to the world that it costs me thirty or forty thousand ! " Xay, it is on record that the sum proved abundant, and even superabundant, near half of it being left as overplus.^ The hospitalities of Berlin, Friedrich Wilhelm took upon himself, and he has done them as we see. You shall defray his Czarish Majesty, to the last Prussian mile- stone ; punctually, properly, though with thrift ! Peter's viaticum, the Antique Indecency, Friedrich Wil- helm did not grudge to part with ; glad to purchase the Czar's 1 Forster, i. 215. Chap. VII. TRANSIT OF CZAR PETER. 373 1717. good-will by coin of that kind. Last year, at Havelberg, he had given the Czar an entire Cabinet of Amber Articles, belonging to his late Father. Amber Cabinet, in the lump; and likewise such a Yacht, for shape, splendor and outfit, as probably Holland never launched before; — Yacht also belong- ing to his late Father, and without value to Friedrich Wilhelm. The old King had got it built in Holland, regardless of ex- pense, — £15,000, they say, perhaps as good as £50,000 now; — and it lay at Potsdam : good for what ? Friedrich Wilhelm sent it down the Havel, down the Elbe, silk sailors and all, towards Hamburg and Petersburg, with a great deal of plea- sure. For the Czar, and peace and good-will with the Czar, was of essential value to him. Neither, at any rate, is the Czar a man to take gifts without return. Tall fellows for soldiers : that is always one prime object with Friedrich Wilhelm ; for already these Potsdam Guards of his are getting ever more gigantic. Not less an object, though less an ideal or poetic one (as we once defined), was this other, to find buyers for the Manufactures, new and old, which he was so bent on encour- aging. " It is astonishing, what quantities of cloth, of hard- ware, salt, and all kinds of manufactured articles the Eussians buy from us," say the old Books ; — " see how our ' Russian Company ' flourishes ! " In both these objects, not to speak of peace and good-will in general, the Czar is our man. Thus, this very Autumn, there arrive, astonished and as- tonishing, no fewer than a hundred and fifty human figures (one half rrwre than were promised), probably from seven to eight feet high ; the tallest the Czar could riddle out from his Dominions : what a windfall to the Potsdam Guard and its Colonel-King ! And all succeeding Autumns the like, so long as Friedrich Wilhelm lived ; every Autumn, out of Russia a hundred of the tallest mortals living. Invaluable, — to a '* man of genius " mounted on his hobby ! One's " stanza " can be polished at this rate. In return for these Russian sons of Anak, Friedrich Wil- helm grudged not to send German smiths, millwrights, drill- sergeants, cannoneers, engineers ; having plenty of them. By whom, as Peter well calculated, the inert opaque Russian mass 374 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-172.3. might be kindled into luminosity and vitality ; and drilled to know the Art of War, for one thing. Which followed accord- ingly. And it is observable, ever since, that the Russian Art of War has a tincture of German in it (solid German, as contradistinguished from unsolid Revolutionary-French) ; and hints to us of Friedrich Wilhelm and the Old Dessauer, to this hour. — Exeant now the Barbaric semi-fabulous Sover- eignties, till wanted again. CHAPTER VIII. THE CROWN-PRINCE IS PUT TO HIS SCHOOLING. In his seventh year, young Friedrich was taken out of the hands of the women ; and had Tutors and Sub-Tutors of masculine gender, who had been nominated for him some time ago, actually set to work upon their function. These we have already heard of ; they came from Stralsund Siege, all the principal hands. Duhan de Jandun, the young French gentleman who had escaped from grammar-lessons to the trenches, he is the prac- tical teacher. Lieutenant-General Graf Fink von Finkenstein and Lieutenant-Colonel von Kalkstein, they are Head Tutor (Oherhofmeister) and Sub-Tutor ; military men both, who had been in many wars besides Stralsund. By these three he was assiduously educated, subordinate schoolmasters work- ing under them when needful, in such branches as the pater- nal judgment would admit ; the paternal object and theirs being to infuse useful knowledge, reject useless, and wind up the whole into a military finish. These appointments, made at different precise dates, took effect, all of them, in the year 1719. Duhan, independently of his experience in the trenches, ap- pears to have been an accomplished, ingenious and conscien- tious man ; who did credit to Friedrich Wilhelm's judgment ; and to whom Friedrich professed himself much indebted la Chap. VIII. CROWN-PRINCE PUT TO HIS SCHOOLING. 375 1719. after life. Their progress in some of the technical branches, as we shall perceive, was indisputably unsatisfactory. But the mind of the Boy seems to have been opened by this Duhan, to a lively, and in some sort genial, perception of things round him ; — of the strange confusedly opulent Universe he had got into ; and of the noble and supreme function which Intelligence holds there ; supreme in Art as in Kature, beyond all other functions whatsoever. Duhan was now turned of thirty : a cheerful amiable Frenchman ; poor, though of good birth and acquirements ; originally from Champagne. Fried- rich loved him very much ; always considered him his spiritual father ; and to the end of Duhan's life, tAventy years hence, was eager to do him any good in his power. Anxious always to repair, for poor Duhan, the great sorrows he came to on his account, as we shall see. Of Graf Fink von Finkenstein, who has had military ex- periences of all kinds and all degrees, from marching as prisoner into France, "wounded and without his hat," to fighting at Malplaquet, at Blenheim, even at Steenkirk, as well as Stralsund ; who is now in his sixtieth year, and seems to have been a gentleman of rather high solemn manners, and indeed of undeniable perfections, — of this supreme Count Fink we learn almost nothing farther in the Books, except that his little Pupil did not dislike him either. The little Pupil took not unkindly to Fink; welcoming any benignant human ray, across these lofty gravities of the Oberhofmeister ; went often to his house in Berlin ; and made acquaintance with two young Finks about his own age, whom he found there, and who became important to him, especially the younger of them, in the course of the future.^ This Pupil, it may be said, is creditably known for his attachment to his Teachers and others ; an attached and attaching little Boy. Of Kalkstein, a rational, experienced and earaest kind of man, though as yet but young, it is certain also that the little Fritz loved him ; and furthermore that the Great Friedrich was grateful to him, and had a high esteem of his 1 Zedlitz-Neukirch,Preuss/scAes-4(/e/s-Zex/to« (Leipzig, 1836), ii. 168. Milir tair-Lexikon, i. 420. 376 HIS APPKENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. integrity and sense. "My master, Kalkstein," used to be his designation of him, -when the name chanced to be mentioned in after times. They continued together, with various pas- sages of mutual history, for forty years afterwards, till Kalk- stein's death. Kalkstein is at present twenty-eight, the youngest of the three Tutors ; then, and ever after, an alto- gether downright correct soldier and man. He is of Preussen, or Prussia Proper, this Kalkstein; — of the same kindred as that mutinous Kalkstein, whom we once heard of, who was " rolled in a carpet," and kidnapped out of Warsaw, in the Great Elector's time. Not a direct descendant of that be- headed Kalkstein's but, as it were, his ne2)heiv so many times removed. Preussen is now far enough from mutiny ; subdued, with all its Kalksteins,anto a respectful silence, not lightly using the right even of petition, or submissive remonstrance, which it may still have. Nor, except on the score of parlia- mentary eloquence and newspaper copyright, does it appear that Preussen has suffered by the change. How these Fink-Kalkstein functionaries proceeded in the great task they had got, — very great task, had they known what Pupil had fallen to them, — is not directly recorded for us, with any sequence or distinctness. We infer only that everything went by inflexible routine ; not asking at all. What pupil ? — nor much. Whether it would suit any pupil ? Duhan, with the tendencies we have seen in him, who is will- ing to soften the inflexible when possible, and to "guide Nature " by a rather loose rein, was probably a genial element in the otherwise strict affair. Fritz had one unspeakable advantage, rare among princes and even among peasants in these ruined ages : that of not being taught, or in general not, by the kind called " Hypocrites, and even Sincere-Hypocrites," — fatalest species of the class Hypocrite. We perceive he was lessoned, all along, not by enchanted Phantasms of that dan- gerous sort, breathing mendacity of mind, unconsciously, out of every look ; but by real Men, who believed from the heart outwards, and were daily doing what they taught. To which unspeakable advantage we add a second, likewise considerable : Chap. VIII. CROWN-PRINCE PUT TO HIS SCHOOLING. 377 1719. That his masters, though rigorous, were not unlovable to him-, — that his affections, at least, were kept alive; that what- ever of seed (or of chaff and hail, as was likelier) fell on his mind, had sunshine to help in dealing with it. These are two advantages still achievable, though with difficulty, in our epoch, by an earnest father in behalf of his poor little son. And these are, at present, nearly all ; with these well achieved, the earnest father and his son ought to be thankful. Alas, in matter of education, there are no high-roads at present ; or there are such only as do not lead to the goal. Fritz, like the rest of us, had to struggle his way, Nature and Didactic Art differing very much from one another ; and to do battle, inces- sant partial battle, with his schoolmasters for any education he had. A very rough Document, giving Friedrich Wilhelm's regu- lations on this subject, from his own hand, has come down to us. Most dull, embroiled, heavy Document ; intricate, gnarled, and, in fine, rough and stiff as natural bull-headed- ness helped by Prussian pipe-clay can make it ; — contains some excellent hints, too ; and will show us something of Fritzchen and of Friedrich Wilhelm both at once. That is to say, always, if it can be read ! If by aid of abridging, eluci- dating and arranging, we can get the reader engaged to peruse it patiently ; — which seems doubtful. The points insisted on, in a ponderous but straggling confused manner, by his didactic Majesty, are chiefly these : — 1°. " Must impress my Son with a proper love and fear of God, as the foundation and sole pillar of our temporal and eternal welfare. No false religions, or sects of Atheist, Arian (Ar^'ian), Socinian, or whatever name the poisonous things have, which can so easily corrupt a young mind, are to be even named in his hearing : on the other hand, a proper ab- horrence (Abscheu) of Papistry, and insight into its baseless- ness and nonsensicality (^Ungnmd und Absurditdt), is to be communicated to him : " — Papistry, which is false enough, like the others, but impossible to be ignored like them ; men- tion that, and give him due abhorrence for it. For we are 878 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. Protestant to the bone in this country; and cannot stand Absurditdt, least of all hypocritically religions ditto ! But the grand thing will be, "To impress on him the true religion, which consists essentially in this, That Christ died for all men," and generally that the Almighty's justice is eternal and omnipresent, — " which consideration is the only means of keeping a sovereign person {souveraine Macht), or one freed from human penalties, in the right way." 2°. "He is to learn no Latin;" observe that, however it may surprise you. What has a living German man and King, of the eighteenth Christian Scemlum, to do with dead old Heathen Latins, Eomans, and the lingo they spoke their frac- tion of sense and nonsense in ? Frightful, how the young years of the European Generations have been wasted, for ten centuries back; and the Thinkers of the world have become mere walking Sacks of Marine-stores, " Gelehrten, Learned," as they call themselves ; and gone lost to the world, in that manner, as a set of confiscated Pedants ; — babbling about said Heathens, and their extinct lingo and fraction of sense and nonsense, for the thousand years last past! Heathen Latins, Eomans ; — who perhaps were no great things of Hea- then, after all, if well seen into ? I have heard judges say, they were mferior, in real worth and grist, to German home- growths we have had, if the confiscated Pedants could have discerned it ! At any rate, they are dead, buried deep, these two thousand years ; well out of our way ; — and nonsense enough of our own left, to keep sweeping into corners. Si- lence about their lingo and them, to this new Crown-Prince ! "Let the Prince learn French and German," so as to write and speak, "with brevity and propriety," in these two lan- guages, which may be useful to him in life. That will suf&ce for languages, — provided he have anything effectually rational to say in them. For the rest, 3°. " Let him learn Arithmetic, Mathematics, Artillery, — Economy to the very bottom." And, in short, useful knowl- edge generally ; useless ditto not at all. " History in particu- lar ; — Ancient History only sli.^htly (nur iiberhin) ; — but the History of the last hundred and fifty Years to the exactest CiiAP. VIU. CKOWM-FIUNCE PUT TO HIS SCHOOLING. 379 1711». pitch. The Jus Naturale and Jus Gentium,''^ by way of haud- lamp to History, " he must be completely master of ; as also of Geography, whatever is remarkable in each Country. And in Histories, most especially the History of the house of Brandenburg ; where he will find domestic examples, which are always of more force than foreign. And along with Prussian History, chiefly that of the Countries which have been connected with it, as England, Brunswick, Hessen and the others. And in reading of wise History -books there must be considerations made (sollen beyvi Lesen kluger Historiarinn Betrachtungen (jemacht werden) upon the causes of the events." — Surely, King ! 4°. " With increasing years, you will more and more, to a most especial degree, go upon Fortification," — mark you ! — " the Formation of a Camp, and the other War-Sciences ; that the Prince may, from youth upwards, be trained to act as Officer and General, and to seek all his glory in the soldier profession." This is whither it must all tend. You, Finken- stein and Kalkstein, " have both of you, in the highest mea- sure, to make it your care to infuse into my Son [^einzuprdgen, stamp into him] a true love for the Soldier business, and to impress on him that, as there is nothing in the world which can bring a Prince renown and honor like the sword, so he would be a despised creature before all men, if he did not love it, and seek his sole glory (die einzige Gloria) therein." * Which is an extreme statement of the case ; showing how much we have it at heart. These are the chief Friedrich-Wilhelm traits ; the rest of the document corresponds in general to what the late Majesty had written for Friedrich Wilhelm himself on the like occa- sion.^ Ruthless contempt of Useless Knowledge ; and passion- ate insight into the distinction between Useful and Useless, especially into the worth of Soldiering as a royal accomplish- ment, are the chief peculiarities here. In which latter point too Friedrich Wilhelm, himself the most pacific of men, unless 1 Preuss, i. 11-14 (of date 13th August, 1718). 2 Stenzel, iii. 572. 380 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. you pulled the whiskers of him, or broke into his goods and chattels, knew very well what he was meaning, — much better than we of the " Peace Society " and " Philanthropic Move- ment " could imagine at first sight ! It is a thing he, for his part, is very decided upon. Already, a year before this time,^ there had been instituted, for express behoof of little Fritz, a miniature Soldier Com- pany, above a hundred strong ; which grew afterwards to be near three hundred, and indeed rose to be a permanent Insti- tution by degrees ; called Kompagnie der Kronprinzlichen Kw- detten (Company of Crown-Prince Cadets). A hundred and ten boys about his own age, sons of noble families, had been selected from the three Military Schools then extant, as a kind of tiny regiment for him ; where, if he was by no means commander all at once, he might learn his exercise in fellow- ship with others. Czar Peter, it is likely, took a glance of this tiny regiment just getting into rank and file there; which would remind the Czar of his own young days. An expe- rienced Lieutenant-Colonel was appointed to command in chief. A certain handy and correct young fellow, Eentsel by name, about seventeen, who already knew his fugling to a hair's-breadth, was Drill-master; and exercised them all, Fritz especially, with due strictness ; till, in the course of time and of attainments, Fritz could himself take the head charge. Which he did duly, in a year or two : a little soldier thence- forth ; properly strict, though of small dimensions ; in tight blue bit of coat and cocked-hat : — miniature image of Papa (it is fondly hoped and expected), resembling him as a six- pence does a half-crown. In 1721 the assiduous Papa set up a " little arsenal " for him, " in the Orange Hall of the Pal- ace : " there let him, with perhaps a chosen comrade or two, mount batteries, fire exceedingly small brass ordnance, — his Engineer-Teacher, one Major von Senning, limping about (on cork leg), and superintending if needful. Kentzel, it is known, proved an excellent Drill-sergeant ; — had good talents every way, and was a man of probity and sense. He played beautifully on the flute too, and had a 1 1st September, 1717 : Preuss, i. 13. Chap. VIII. CROWN-PRINCE PUT TO HIS. SCHOOLING. 381 1721. cheerful conversible turn ; which naturally recommended him still farther to Fritz ; and awoke or encouraged, among other faculties, the musical faculty in the little Boy. Rentzel con- tinued about him, or in sight of him, through life ; advancing gradually, not too fast, according to real merit and service (Colonel in 1759) ; and never did discredit to the choice Fried- rich Wilhelm had made of him. Of Senning, too, Engineer- Major von Senning, who gave Fritz his lessons in Mathemat- ics, Fortification and the kindred branches, the like, or better, can be said. He was of graver years ; had lost a leg in the Marlborough Campaigns, poor gentleman ; but had abundant sense, native worth and cheery rational talk, in him : so that he too could never be parted with by Friedrich, but was kept on hand to the last, a permanent and variously serviceable acquisition. Thus, at least, is the military education of our Crown- Prince cared for. And we are to fancy the little fellow, from his tenth year or earlier, going about in miniature soldier figure, for most part ; in strict Spartan-Brandenburg costume, of body as of mind. Costume little flattering to his own pri- vate taste for finery ; yet by no means unwholesome to him, as he came afterwards to know. In October, 1723, it is on record, when George I. came to visit his Son-in-law and Daughter at Berlin, his Britannic Majesty, looking out from his new quarters on the morrow, saw Fritzchen '' drilling his Cadet Company ; " a very pretty little phenomenon. Drilling with clear voice, military sharpness, and the precision of clock-work on the Esplanade (Ltistgarten) there ; — and doubt- less the Britannic Majesty gave some grunt of acquiescence, perhaps even a smile, rare on that square heavy-laden counte- nance of his. That is the record : ^ and truly it forms for us by far the liveliest little picture we have got, from those dull old years of European History. Years already sunk, or sink- ing, into lonesome unpeopled Dusk for all men; and fast verging towards vacant Oblivion and eternal Night ; — which (if some few articles were once saved out of them) is their just and inevitable portion from afflicted human nature. 1 Forster, i. 215. n.i7 Vol. 1 382 HiS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. Of riding-masters, fencing-masters, swimming-masters ; much less of dancing-masters, music-masters (celebrated Graun, " on tlie organ," with Psalm-tunes), we cannot speak ; but the reader may be satisfied they were all there, good of their kind, and pushing on at a fair rate. Nor is there lack any- where of paternal supervision to our young Apprentice. From an early age. Papa took the Crown-Prince with him on his annual Reviews. From utmost Memel on the Russian border, down to Wesel on the French, all Prussia, in every nook of it, garrison, marching-regiment, board of management, is rigor- ously reviewed by Majesty once a year. There travels little military Fritz, beside the military Majesty, amid the generals and official persons, in their hardy Spartan manner ; and learns to look into everything like a Rhadamanthine Argus, and how the eye of the master, more than all other appliances, fattens the cattle. On his hunts, too. Papa took him. For Papa was a famous hunter, when at Wusterhausen in the season : — hot Beagle- chase, hot Stag-hunt, your chief game deer ; huge '^ Force- Hunt " (Parforce-Jagd, the woods all beaten, and your wild beasts driven into straits and caudine-forks for you) ; Boar- hunting iSauhetze, "sow-baiting," as the Germans call it), Partridge-shooting, Fox- and Wolf-hunting ; — on all grand ex- peditions of such sort, little Fritz shall ride with Papa and party. Rough furious riding; now on swift steed, now at places on Wurstwagen, — Wiirstwagen, " Sausage-Car " so called, most Spartan of vehicles, a mere stuffed pole or " sau- sage " with wheels to it, on which you sit astride, a dozen or 80 of you, and career ; — regardless of the summer heat and Bandy dust, of the winter's frost-storms and muddy rain. All this the little Crown-Prince is bound to do ; — but likes it less and less, some of us are sorry to observe ! In fact he could not take to hunting at all, or find the least of permanent satis- faction in shooting partridges and baiting sows, — " with such an expenditure of industry and such damage to the seedfields," he would sometimes allege in extenuation. In later years he has been known to retire into some glade of the thickets, and hold a little Flute-Hautbois Concert with his musical com- Chap. VIII. CROWN-PRINCE PUT TO HIS SCHOOLING. 383 1721. rades, while the sows were getting baited. Or he would con- verse with Mamma and her Ladies, if her Majesty chanced to be there, in a day for open driving. Which things by no means increased his favor with Papa, a sworn hater of " effemi- nate practices." He was " nourished on beer-soup," as we said before. Frugality, activity, exactitude were lessons daily and hourly brouglit home to him, in everything he did and saw. His very sleep was stingily meted out to him : " Too much sleep stupefies a fellow ! " Friedrich Wilhelm was wont to say ; — so that the very doctors had to interfere, in this matter, for little Fritz. Frugal enough, hardy enough ; urged in every way to look with indifference on hardship, and take a Spartan view of life. Money-allowance comj)letely his own, he does not seem to have had till he was seventeen. Exiguous pocket-money, counted in groschen (English penee, or hardly more), only his Kalkstein and Finkenstein could grant as they saw good; — about eighteenpence in the month, to start with, as would appear. The other small incidental moneys, necessary for his use, were likewise all laid out under sanction of his Tutors, and accurately entered in Day-books by them, audited by Friedrich Wilhelm ; of which some specimens remain, and one whole month, September, 1719 (the Boy's eighth year), has been published. Very singular to contemplate, in these days of gold-nuggets and irrational man-mountains fattened by mankind at such a price ! The monthly amount appears to have been some £3 10s. : — and has gone, all but the eigh- teenpence of sovereign pocket-money, for small furnishings and very minute necessary luxuries ; — as thus : — " To imtting his Highness's shoes on the last ; " for stretch- ing them to the little feet, — and only one " last," as we per- ceive. "To twelve yards of Hairtape," — Haarbaiid, iov our little queue, which becomes visible here. "For drink-money to the Postilions." " For the Housemaids at Wusterhausen," Don't I pay them myself ? objects the auditing Papa, at that latter kind of items : No more of that. " For mending the flute, four groschen [or pence] ; " " Two Boxes of Colors, six- 884 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. teen ditto ; " " For a live snipe, twopence ; " " For grinding the hanger [little swordkin] ; " " To a Boy whom the dog bit ; " and chiefly of all, " To the Klingheutel,'' — Collection-plate, or bag, at Church, — which comes uj)on us once, nay twice, and even thrice a week, eighteenpence each time, and eats deep into our straitened means. ^ On such terms can a little Fritz be nourished into a Fried- rich the Great ; while irrational man-mountains, of the beav- erish or beaverish-vulpine sort, take such a price to fatten them into monstrosity ! The Art-manufacture of your Fried- rich can come very cheap, it would appear, if once Nature have done her part in regard to him, and there be mere honest will on the part of the by-standers. Thus Samuel Johnson, too, cost next to nothing in the way of board and entertainment in this world. And a Kobert Burns, remarkable modern Thor, a Peasant-god of these sunk ages, with a touch of melodious runes in him (since all else lay under ban for the poor fellow), was raised on frugal oatmeal, at an expense of perhaps half a crown a week. Nuggets and ducats are divine ; but they are not the most divine. I often wish the Devil had the lion's share of them, — at once, and not circuitously as now. It would be an unspeakable advantage to the bewildered sons of Adam, in this epoch ! But with regard to our little Crown-Prince's intellectual culture, there is another Document, specially from Papa's hand, which, if we can redact, adjust and abridge it, as in the former case, may be worth the reader's notice, and elu- cidate some things for him. It is of date, Wusterhausen, 3d September, 1721 ; little Fritz now in his tenth year, and out there, with his Duhans and Finkensteins, while Papa is rusticating for a few weeks. The essential title is, or might be : — 1 Preuss, i. 17. Chap. VIII. CROWN-PRINCE PUT TO HIS SCHOOLING. 885 1721. To Head-Governor von Finkenstein, Sub-Governor von Kulk- stein, Preceptor Jacques Egide Duhan de Jandun, and others whom, it mat) concern : Regulations for schooling, at Wuster- haxcsen, Sd September, 1721 ; ^ — in greatly abridged form. Sundag. '' On Sunday he is to rise at 7 ; and as soon as he has got his slippers on, shall kneel down at his bedside, and pray to God, so as all in the room may hear it [that there be no deception or short measure palmed upon us], in these words : ' Lord God, blessed Father, I thank thee from my heart that thou hast so graciously preserved me through this night. Fit me for what thy holy will is; and grant that I do nothing this day, nor all the days of my life, which can divide me from thee. For the Lord Jesus my Eedeemer's sake. Amen.' After which the Lord's Prayer. Then rapidly and vigorously (jjeschivinde und hurtig) wash himself clean, dress and powder and comb himself [we forget to say, that while they are combing and queuing him, he breakfasts, with brevity, on tea] : Prayer, with washing, breakfast and the rest, to be done pointedly within fifteen minutes [that is, at a quarter past 7]. "This finished, all his Domestics and Duhan shall come in, and do family worship {das grosse Gebet zu halteri) : Prayer on their knees, Duhan withal to read a Chapter of the Bible, and sing some proper Psalm or Hymn [as practised in well- regulated families] : — It will then be a quarter to 8. All the Domestics then withdraw again ; and Duhan now reads with my Son the Gospel of the Sunday ; expounds it a little, adducing the main points of Christianity ; — questioning from Noltenius's Catechism [which Fritz knows by heart] : — it will then be 9 o'clock. " At 9 he brings my Son down to me ; who goes to Church, and dines, along with me [dinner at the stroke of Noon] : the rest of the day is then his own [Fritz's and Duhan 's]. At half-past 9 in the evening, he shall come and bid me good- night. Shall then directly go to his room ; very rapidly {sehr 1 Preuss, i. 19. 386 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 17ia-1723. geschwind) get off his clothes^ wasli his hands [get into some tiny dressing-gown or cassaquin, no doubt] ; and so soon as that is done, Duhan makes a prayer on his knees, and sings a hymn ; all the Servants being again there. Instantly after which, my Son shall get into bed ; shall be in bed at half-past 10 ; " — and fall asleep how soon, your Majesty ? This is very strict work. Monday. "On Monday, as on all week-days, he is to be called at 6 ; and so soon as called he is to rise ; you are to stand to him (anhalten) that he do not loiter or turn in bed, but briskly and at once get up ; and say his i)rayers, the same as on Sunday morning This done, he shall as rapidly as possible get on his shoes and spatterdashes ; also wash his face and hands, but not with soap. Farther shall put on his cassaquin [short dressing-gown], have his hair combed out and queued, but not powdered. While getting combed and queued, he shall at the same time take breakfast of tea, so that both jobs go on at once ; and all this shall be ended before half-past 6." Then enter Duhan and the Domestics, with worship, Bible, Hymn, all as on Sunday ; this is done by 7, and the Servants go again. "From 7 till 9 Duhan takes him on History; at 9 comes Noltenius [a sublime Clerical Gentleman from Berlin] with the Christian Religion, till a quarter to 11. Then Fritz rapidly (geschivind) washes his face with water, hands with soap-and- water ; clean shirt ; powders, and puts on his coat ; — about 11 comes to the King. Stays with the King till 2," — perhaps promenading a little; dining always at Noon; after which Majesty is apt to be slumberous, and light amusements are over. " Directly at 2, he goes back to his room. Duhan is there, ready ; takes him upon the Maps and Geography, from 2 to 3, — giving account [gradually!] of all the European King- doms ; their strength and weakness ; size, riches and poverty of their towns. From 3 to 4, Duhan treats of Morality (soil die Moral tractiren). From 4 to 5, Duhan shall write German Letters with him, and see that he gets a good stylum [which he never in the least did]. About 5, Fritz shall wash his Chap. VIII. CROWN-PRINCE PUT TO HIS SCHOOLINa. 387 1721. hands, aud go to the King ; — ride out ; divert himself, in the air and not in his room ; and do what he likes, if it is not against God." There, then, is a Sunday, and there is one Week-day ; which latter may serve for all the other five : — though they are strictly specified in the royal monograph, and every hour of them marked out : How, and at what points of time, besides this of History, of Morality, and Writing in German, of Maps aud Geography with the strength and weakness of Kingdoms, you are to take up Aritlmnetic more than once ; Writing of French Letters, so as to acquire a good stylum : in what nook you may intercalate "a little getting by heart of something, in order to strengthen the memory ; " how instead of Nolte- nius, Panzendorf (another sublime Reverend Gentleman from Berlin, who comes out express) gives the clerical drill on Tuesday morning ; — with Avhich two onslaughts, of an hour- and-half each, the Clerical Gentlemen seem to withdraw for the week, and we hear no more of them till Monday and Tuesday come round again. On Wednesday we are happy to observe a liberal slice of holiday come in. At half -past 9, having done his History, and "got something by heart to strengthen the memory [very little, it is to be feared], Fritz shall rapidly dress himself, and come to the King. And the rest of the day belongs to little Fritz (gehiirt vor Fritzcheij)." On Saturday, too, there is some fair chance of half-holiday : — " Saturday, forenoon till half-past 10, come History, Writ- ing and Ciphering; especially repetition of what was done through the week, and in Morality as well [adds the rapid Majesty], to see whether he has profited. And General Graf von Finkenstein, with Colonel von Kalkstein, shall be present during this. If Fritz has profited, the afternoon shall be his own. If he has not profited, he shall, from 2 to 6, repeat and learn rightly what he has forgotten on the past days." And so the laboring week winds itself up. Here, however, is one general rule which cannot be too much impressed upon you, with which we conclude : — 388 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 171.V1723. "In undressing and dressing, you must accustom him to get out of, and into, his clothes as fast as is humanly possible (Jiurtig so viel als menschenvwcjlich ist). You will also look that lie learn to put on and put off his clothes himself, with- out help from others; and that he be clean and neat, and not so dirty (nicht so schniutzif/)." "Not so dirty," that is my last word ; and here is my sign-manual, " Friedeich Wilhelm." 1 CHAPTER IX. WUSTERHAUSEN. WusTERHAusEN, where for the present these operations go on, lies about twenty English miles southeast of Berlin, as you go towards Schlesien (Silesia) ; — on the old Silesian road, in a flat moory country made of peat and sand ; — and is not distinguished for its beauty at all among royal Hunting- lodges. The Gohrde at Hanover, for example, what a splen- dor there in comparison ! But it serves Friedrich Wilhelm's simple purposes : there is game abundant in the scraggy wood- lands, otter-pools, fish-pools, and miry thickets, of that old " Schenkenland " (belonged all once to the " Schenhen Fam- ily," till old King Friedrich bought it for his Prince) ; retinue sufficient find nooks for lodgment in the poor old Schloss so called ; and Noltenius and Panzendorf drive out each once a week, in some light vehicle, to drill Fritz in his religious exercises. One Zollner, a Tourist to Silesia, confesses himself rather pleased to find even Wusterhausen in such a country of sandy bent-grass, lean cattle, and flat desolate languor. " Getting to the top of the ridge " (most insignificant " ridge," made by hand, Wilhelmina satirically says), Tourist Zollner can discern with pleasure "a considerable Brook," — visible, not audible, smooth Stream, or chain of meres and lakelets, flowing languidly northward towards Kopenik. 1 Preuss, i. 21. Chap. IX. WUSTERHAUSEN. 389 1713-1723. Inaudible big Brook or Stream ; which, we perceive, drains a slightly hollowed Tract ; too shallow to be called valley, — of several miles in width, of several yards in depth ; — Tract with wood here and there on it, and signs of grass and cul- ture, welcome after what you have passed. On the foreground close to you is the Hamlet of Konigs-Wusterhausen, with tol- erable Lime-tree Avenue leading to it, and the air of some- thing sylvan from your Hill-toj). Konigs-Wusterhausen was once WendishAYestevhaMsen, and not far off is Deutsch-W\xs- terhausen, famed, I suppose, by faction-fights in the Vandalic times : both of them are now ^///y's-Wusterhausen (since the King came thither), to distinguish them from other Wuster- hausens that there are. Descending, advancing through your Lime-tree Avenue, you come upon the backs of office-houses, out-houses, stables or the like, — on your left hand I have guessed, — extending along the Highway. And in the middle of these you come at last to a kind of Gate or vaulted passage (Art von Thor, says Zollner), where, if you have liberty, you face to the left, and enter. Here, once through into the free light again, you are in a Court : four-square space, not without prospect ; right side and left side are lodgings for his Majesty's gentlemen ; behind you, well in their view, are stables and kitchens : in the centre of the place is a Fountain "■ with hewn steps and iron railings ; " where his simple Majesty has been known to sit and smoke, on summer evenings. The fourth side of your square, again, is a palisade ; beyond which, over bridge and moat and intervening apparatus, you perceive, on its trim ter- races, the respectable old Schloss itself. A rectangular mass, not of vast proportions, with tower in the centre of it (tower for screw-stair, the general roadway of the House) ; and look- ing though weather-beaten yet weather-tight, and as dignified as it can. This is Wusterhausen ; Friedrich Wilhelm's Hunt- ing-seat from of old. A dreadfully crowded place, says Wilhelmina, where you are stuffed into garrets, and have not room to turn. The ter- races are of some magnitude, trimmed all round with a row of little clipped trees, one big lime-tree at each corner ; — under 390 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. one of these big lime-trees, aided by an awning, it is his Maj- esty's delight to spread his frugal but substantial dinner, four- and-twenty covers, at the stroke of 12, and so dine sub dio. If rain come on, says Wilhelmina, you are wet to mid-leg, the ground being hollow in that place, — and indeed in all weath- ers your situation every way, to a vehement young Princess's idea, is rather of the horrible sort. After dinner, his Majesty sleeps, stretched perhaps on some wooden settle or garden- chair, for about an hour ; regardless of the flaming heat, under his awning or not ; and we poor Princesses have to wait, pray- ing all the Saints that they would resuscitate him soon. This is about 2 p.m. ; happier Fritz is gone to his lessons, in the interim. These four Terraces, this rectangular Schloss with the four big lindens at the corners, are surrounded by a Moat ; black abominable ditch, Wilhelmina calls it ; of the hue of Tarta- rean Styx, and of a far worse smell, in fact enough to choke one, in hot days after dinner, thinks the vehement Princess. Three Bridges cross this Moat or ditch, from the middle of three several Terraces or sides of the Schloss ; and on the fourth it is impassable. Bridge first, coming from the pali- sade and Oflice-house Court, has not only human sentries walk- ing at it ; but two white Eagles perch near it, and two black ditto, symbols of the heraldic Prussian Eagle, screeching about in their littery way ; item two black Bears, ugly as Sin, which are vicious wretches withal, and many times do passengers a mischief. As perhaps we shall see, on some occasion. This is Bridge first, leading to the Court and to the outer Highway ; a King's gentleman, going to bed at night, has always to pass these Bears. Bridge second leads us southward to a common Mill which is near by ; its clacking audible upon the common Stream of the region, and not unpleasant to his Majesty, among its meadows fringed with alders, in a country of mere and moor. Bridge third, directly opposite to Bridge first and its Bears, leads you to the Garden ; whither Mamma, playing tocadille all day with her women, will not, or will not often enough, let us poor girls go.^ ^ Ziillner, Brief* uber Schlesien (Berlin, 1792), i. 2,3; Wilhelmina, i. 364,365. Chap. IX. WUSTERIIAUSEN. 391 3713-1723. Sucli is Wusterhausen, as delineated by a vehement Princess, some years hence, — who becomes at last intelligible, by study and the aid of our Silesian Tourist. It is not distinguished among Country Palaces : but the figure of Friedrich Wilhelm asleep there after dinner, regardless of the flaming sun (should he sleep too long and the shadow of his Linden quit him), — this is a sight which no other Palace in the world can match ; this will long render Wusterhausen memorable to me. His Majesty, early always as the swallows, hunts, I should sup- pose, in the morning ; dines and sleeps, we may perceive, till towards three, or later. His Official business he will not neg- lect, nor shirk the hours due to it ; towards sunset there may be a walk or ride with Fritz, or Feekin and the womankind : and always, in the evening, his Majesty holds Tabagie, Tabaks- Collegium (Smoking College, kind of Tobacco-Parliament, as we might name it), an Institution punctually attended to by his Majesty, of which we shall by and by speak more. At Wusterhausen his Majesty holds his Smoking Session mostly in the open air, oftenest " on the steps of the Great Fountain " (how arranged, as to seating and' canvas-screening, I cannot say) ; — smokes there, with his Grumkows, Derschaus, Anhalt- Dessaus, and select Friends, in various slow talk ; till Night kindle her mild starlights, shake down her dark curtains over all Countries, and admonish weary mortals that it is now bed- time. Not much of the Picturesque in this autumnal life of our little Boy. But he has employments in abundance ; and these make the permitted open air, under any terms, a delight. He can rove about with Duhan among the gorse and heath, and their wild summer tenantry winged and wingless. In the woodlands are wild swine, in the meres are fishes, otters ; the drowsy Hamlets, scattered round, awaken in an interested manner at the sound of our pony-hoofs and dogs. Mitten- walde, where are shops, is within riding distance ; we could even stretch to Kopenik, and visit in the big Schloss there, if Duhan were willing, and the cattle fresh. From some church-steeple or sand-knoU, it is to be hoped, some blue 392 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. streak of the Lausitz Hills may be visible : the Sun and the Moon and the Heavenly Hosts, these full certainly are visible ; and on an Earth which everywhere produces mira- cles of all kinds, from the daisy or heather-bell up to the man, one place is nearly equal to another for a brisk little Boy. Fine Palaces, if Wusterhausen be a sorry one, are not wanting to our young Friend : whatsoever it is in the power of architecture and upholstery to do for him, may be con- sidered withal as done. Wusterhausen is but a Hunting- lodge for some few Autumn weeks : the Berlin Palace and the Potsdam, grand buildings both, few Palaces in the world surpass them ; and there, in one or the other of these, is our usual residence. — Little Fritz, besides his young Finken- steins and others of the like, has Cousins, children of his Grandfather's Half-brothers, who are comrades of his. For the Great Elector, as we saw, was twice wedded, and had a second set of sons and daughters : two of the sons had children; certain of these are about the Crown-Prince's own age, " Cousins " of his (strictly speaking. Half -cousins of his Fathei''s), who are much about him in his young days, — and more or less afterwards, according to the worth they proved to have. Margraves and Margravines of Schwedt, — there are five or six of such young Cousins. Not to mention the eldest, Friedrich Wilhelm by name, who is now come to manhood (born 1700) ; — who wished much in after years to have had Wilhelmina to wife ; but had to put up with a younger Princess of the House, and ought to have been thankful. This one has a younger Brother, Heinrich, slightly Fritz's senior, and much his comrade at one time ; of whom we shall transiently hear again. Of these two the Old Dessauer is Uncle : if both his Majesty and the Crown-Prince should die, one of these would be king. A circumstance which Wilhel- mina and the Queen have laid well to heart, and build many wild suspicions upon, in these years ! As that the Old Dessauer, with his gunpowder face, has a plot one day to assassinate his Majesty, — plot evident as sunlight to Wilhel- mina and jVIamma, which providentially came to nothing ; — Chap. IX. WUSTERHAUSEN. 393 1713-1723. and other spectral notions of theirs.^ The Father of these two Margraves (elder of the two Half-brothers that have children) died in the time of Old King Friediich, eight or nine years ago. Their Mother, the scheming old Margravine, whom I always fancy to dress in high colors, is still living, ■— as Wilhelmina well knows ! Then, by another, the younger of those old Half-brothers, there is a Karl, a second Friedrich Wilhelm, Cousin Mar- graves : plenty of Cousins ; — and two young Margravines among them,'^ the youngest about Fritz's own age.* No want of Cousins ; the Crown-Prince seeing much of them all ; and learning pleasantly their various qualities, which were good in most, in some not so good, and did not turn out supreme in any case. But, for the rest. Sister Wilhelmina is his grand con- federate and companion ; true in sport and in earnest, in joy and in sorrow. Their truthful love to one another, now and till death, is probably the brightest element their life yielded to either of them. What might be the date of Fritz's first appearance in the Eoucoulles " Soiree held on Wednesdays," in the Finkenstein or any other Soiree, as an independent figure, I do not know. 1 Wilhelmina, i. 35, 41. 2 Michaelis, i. 425. 3 Note of the Cousin Margraves. — Great Elector, by his Second Wife, had five Sons, two of whom left Children ; — as follows (so far as they concern us, — the others omitted) : — 1°. Son Philip's Ch'Mren (Mother the Old Dessauer's Sister) are : Fried- rich Wilhelm (1700), who wished much, but in vain, to marry Wilhelmina. Heinrich Friedrich (1709), a comrade of Fritz's in youth; sometimes getting into scrapes; — misbehaved, some way, at the Battle of Molwitz (first of Friedrich's Battles), 1741, and was inexorably cut by the new King, and continued under a cloud thenceforth. — This Philip (" Philip Wilhelm ") died 1711, his forty-third year ; Widow long survived him. 2°. Son Albert's Children (Mother a Courland Princess) are: Karl (1705) ; lived near Ciistrin ; became a famed captain, in the Silesian Wars, under his Cousin. Friedrich (1701) ; fell at Molwitz, 1741. Friedrich Wilhelm (a Mar- graf Friedrich Wilhelm " No. 2," — namesake of his now Majesty, it is like) ; born 1714; killed at Prag, by a cannon-shot (at King Friedrich's hand, reconnoitring the place), 1744. — This Albert ("Albert Friedrich") died suddenly 1731, age fifty-nine. 394 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. But at the proper time, he does appear there, and with distinction not extrinsic alone; — talks delightfully in such places ; can discuss, even with French Divines, in a charm- ingly ingenious manner. Another of his elderly consorts I must mention : Colonel Camas, a highly cultivated Frenchman (French altogether by parentage and t>reeding, though born on Prussian land), who was Tutor, at one time, to some of those young Margraves. He has lost an arm, — left it in those Italian Campaigns, under Anhalt-Dessau and Eugene; — but by the aid of a cork substitute, dexterously managed, almost hides the want. A gallant soldier, fit for the diplomacies too ; a man of fine high ways.^ And then his Wife — In fact, the Camas House, we perceive, had from an early time been one of the Crown-Prince's haunts. Madam Camas is a German Lady ; but for genial elegance, for wit and wisdom and good- ness, could not readily be paralleled in France or elsewhere. Of both these Camases there will be honorable and important mention by and by ; especially of the Lady, whom he con- tinues to call " Mamma " for fifty years to come, and corre- sponds with in a very beautiful and human fashion. Under these auspices, in such environment, dimly visible to us, at Wusterhausen and elsewhere, is the remarkablest little Crown-Prince of his century growing up, — prosperously as yet. CHAPTER X. THE HEIDELBERG PROTESTANTS. Friedrich Wilhelm holds Tabagie nightly ; but at Wus- terhausen or wherever he may be, there is no lack of intricate Official Labor, which, even in the Tabagie, Friedrich Wilhelm does not forget. At the time he was concocting those In- structions for his little Prince's Schoolmasters, and smoking meditative under the stars, with Magdeburg ^^ Ritter-Dienst" and much else of his own to think of, — there is an extraneous ^ Militair-Lexikon, i. 308. Chap. X. THE HEIDELBERG PROTESTANTS. 395 1719. Political Intricacy, making noise enough in the world, much in his thoughts withal, and no doubt occasionally murmured of amid the tobacco-clouds. The Business of the Heidelberg Protestants ; which is just coming to a height in those Autumn months of 1719. Indeed this Year 1719 was a particularly noisy one for him. This is the year of the " nephritic colic," which befell at Brandenburg on some journey of his Majesty's ; with alarm of immediate death ; Queen Sophie sent for by express ; testa- ment made in her favor ; and intrigues, very black ones, Wil- helmina thinks, following thereupon.^ And the "Affair of Clement," on which the old Books are so profuse, falls like- wise, the crisis of it falls, in 1719. Of Clement the "Hun- garian Nobleman," who Avas a mere Hungarian Swindler, and Forger of Royal Letters ; sowing mere discords, black suspi- cions, between Friedrich Wilhelm and the neighboring Courts, Imperial and Saxon : " Your Majesty to be suapt up, some day, by hired ruffians, and spirited away, for behoof of those treacherous Courts : " so that Friedrich Wilhelm fell into a gloom of melancholy, and for long weeks "never slept but with a pair of loaded pistols under his pillow : " — of this Clement, an adroit Phenomenon of the kind, and intensely agitating to Friedrich Wilhelm ; — whom Friedrich Wilhelm had at last to lay hold of, try, this very year, and ultimately hang,^ amid the rumor and wonder of mankind : — of him, noisy as he was, and still filling many pages of the old Books, a hint shall suffice, and we will say nothing farther. But this of the Heidelberg Protestants, though also rather an extinct business, has still some claims on us. This, in justice to the " inarticulate man of genius," and for other reasons, we must endeavor to resuscitate a little. 1 M^oires de Bareith, i. 26-29. 2 Had arrived in Berlin, " end of 1 71 7 ; " staved about a rear, often privately in the King's company, poisoning the royal mind ; withdrew to the Hagiie, Buepecting Berlin might soon grow dangerous ; — is wiled out of that Terri- tory into the Prussian, and arrested, by one of Friedrich Wilhelm's Colonels, " end of 1718 ; " lies in Spandau, getting tried, for seventeen months; hanged, with two Accomplices, 18th April, 1720. (See, in succession, Stenzel, iii. 298, 302; Fassmann, p. 321 ; Forster, ii 272, and iii. .320-324.) 396 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. Of Kur-Pfalz Karl Philip : Hoiv lie got a Wife long since, and did Feats in the World. There reigns, in these years, at Heidelberg, as Elector Pala- tine, a kind-tempered but abrupt and somewhat unreasonable old gentleman, now verging towards sixty, Karl Philip by name ; who has come athwart the Berlin Court and its affairs more than once ; and will again do so, in a singularly disturb- ing way. From before Friedrich Wilhelm's birth, all through Friedrich Wilhelm's life and farther, this Karl Philip is a stone-of-stumbling there. His first feat in life was that of running off with a Prussian Princess from Berlin ; the rumor of which was still at its height when Friedrich Wilhelm, a fortnight after, came into the world, — the gossips still talking of it, we may fancy, when Friedrich Wilhelm was first swad- dled. An unheard-of thing ; the manner of which was this. Readers have perhaps forgotten, that old King Friedrich I. once had a Brother ; elder Brother, who died, to the Father's great sorrow, and made way for Friedrich as Crown-Prince. This Brother had been married a short time ; he left a Widow Avithout children ; a beautiful Lithuanian Princess, born Rad- zivil, and of great possessions in her own country : she, in her crapes and close-cap, remained an ornament to the new Berlin Court for some time ; — not too long. The mourning-year once out, a new marriage came on foot for the brilliant widow ; the Bridegroom, a James Sobieski, eldest Prince of the famous John, King Sobieski ; Prince with fair outlooks towards Polish Sovereignty, and handy for those Lithuanian Possessions of hers : altogether an eligible match. This marriage was on foot, not quite completed ; when Karl Philip, Cadet of the Pfalz, came to Berlin ; — a rather idle young man, once in the clerical way ; now gone into the military, with secular outlooks, his elder Brother, Heir- Apparent of the Pfalz, " having no children : " — came to Berlin, in the course of visiting, and roving about. The beautiful Widow-Princess seemed very charming to Karl Philip ; he wooed hard ; threw the Princess into great perplexity. She had given her Yes Chap. X. THE IIEIDELIJERG PROTESTANTS. 397 1719. to James Sobieski ; inevitable weddiug-day was coming on with James ; and liere was Karl Philip wooing so : — in brief, the result was, she galloped off with Karl Philip, on the eve of said wedding-day ; married Karl Philip (24th July, 1G88) ; and left Prince James standing there, too much like Lot's Wife, in the astonished Court of Berlin.^ Judge if the Berlin public talked, — unintelligible to Friedrich Wilhelm, then safe in swaddling-clothes. King Sobieski, the Father, famed Deliverer of Vienna, was in high dudgeon. But Karl Philip apologized, to all lengths ; made his peace at last, giving a Sister of his own to be Wife to the injured James. This was Karl Philip's first outbreak in life ; and it was not his only one. A man not ill-disposed, all grant ; but evidently of headlong turn, with a tendency to leap fences in this world. He has since been soldiering about, in a loose way, governing Innspruck, fighting the Turks. But, lately, his elder Brother died childless (year 1716) ; and left him Kurfurst of the Pfalz. His fair Radzivil is dead long ago ; she, and a successor, or it may be two. Except one Daughter, whom the fair Radzivil left him, he has no children ; and in these times, I think, lives with a third Wife, of the left-hand kind. His scarcity of progeny is not so indifferent to my readers as they might suppose. This new Kur-Pfalz (Elector-Palatine) Karl Philip is by genealogy — who, thinks the reader ? Pfalz- Neuburg by line ; own Grrandson of that Wolfgang Wilhelm, who got the slap on the face long since, on account of the Cleve- Jiilich matter ! So it has come round. The Line of Simmern died out, Winter-King's Grandson the last of that ; and then, as right was, the Line of Neuburg took the top place, and became Kur-Pfalz. The first of these was this Karl Philip's Father, son of the Beslapped ; an old man when he succeeded. Karl Philip is the third Kur-Pfalz of the Neuburg Line ; his childless elder Brother (he who collected the Pictures at Diisseldorf, once notable there) was second of the ISTeuburgs. They now, we say, are Electors-Palatine, Head of the House ; — and, we need not add, along with their Electorate and 1 Michaelis, ii. 93. 398 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. Keuburg Country, possess the Cleve-Julich Moiety of Heri- tage, about which there was such worrying in time past. Nay the last Kur-Pfalz resided there, and collected the '■'■ Diisseldorf Gallery," as we have just said ; though Karl Philip prefers Heidelberg hitherto. To Friedrich Wilhelm the scarcity of progeny is a thrice- interesting fact. For if this actual Neuburg should leave no male heir, as is now humanly probable, — the Line of Neuburg too is out ; and then great things ought to follow for our Prus- sian House. Then, by the last Bargain, made in 1666, with all solemnity, between the Great Elector, our Grandfather of famous memory, and your serene Father the then Pfalz-Neu- burg, subsequently Kur-Pfalz, likewise of famous memory, son of the Beslapped, — the whole Heritage falls to Prussia, no other Pfalz Branch having thenceforth the least claim to it. Bargain was express ; signed, sealed, sanctioned, drawn out on the due extent of sheepskin, which can still be read. Bargain clear enough : but will this Karl Philip incline to keep it ? That may one day be the interesting question. But that is not the question of controversy at present : not that, but another ; for Karl Philip, it would seem, is to be a frequent stone-of-stumbling to the Prussian House. The present ques- tion is of a Protestant-Papist matter ; into which Friedrich Wilhelm has been drawn by his public spirit alone. Karl Philip and his Heidelberg Protestants. The Pfalz population was, from of old, Protestant-Calvinist ; the Electors-Palatine used to be distinguished for their for- wardness in that matter. So it still is with the Pfalz popula- tion ; but with the Electors, now that the House of Simmern is out, and that of Neuburg in, it is not so. The Neuburgs, ever since that slap on the face, have continued Popish ; a sore fact for this Protestant population, when it got them for Sovereigns. Karl Philip's Father, an old soldier at Vienna, and the elder Brother, a collector of Pictures at Diisseldorf, did not outwardly much molest the creed of their subjects. Protestants, and the remnant of Catholics (remnant naturally Chap. X. THE HEIDELBERG PROTESTANTS. 399 1719. rather expanding now that the Court shone on it), were al- lowed to live in peace, according to the Treaty of Westphalia, or nearly so ; dividing the churches and church-revenues equi tably between them, as directed there. But now that Karl Philip is come in, there is no mistaking his procedures. He has come home to Heidelberg with a retinue of Jesuits about him; to whom the poor old gentleman, looking before and after on this troublous world, finds it salutary to give ear. His nibblings at Protestant rights, his contrivances to slide Catholics into churches which were not theirs, and the like foul-play in that matter, had been sorrowful to see, for some time past. The Elector of Mainz, Chief-Priest of Germany, is busy in the same bad direction ; he and others. Indeed, ever since the Peace of Eyswick, where Louis XIV. surreptitiously introduced a certain " Clause," which could never be got rid of again,^ nibbling aggressions of this kind have gone on more and more. Always too sluggishly resisted by the Corpus Evangelicorum, in the Diets or otherwise, the " United Prot- estant Sovereigns " not being an active " Body " there. And now more sluggishly than ever ; — said Corpus having August Elector of Saxony, Catholic (Sham-Catholic) King of Poland, for its Official Head ; "August the Physically Strong," a man highly unconcerned for matters Evangelical ! So that the nib- blings go on worse and worse. An offence to all Protestant Rulers who had any conscience ; at length an unbearable one to Friedrich Wilhelm, who, alone of them all, decided to inter- vene effectually, and say, at whatever risk there might be, We will not stand it ! Karl Philip, after some nibblings, took up the Heidelberg 1 " Clause of the Fourth Article " is the technical name of it. Fourth Article stipulates that King Louis XIV. shall punctually restore all manner of towns and places, in the Palatinate &c. (much burnt, som&vfh&t be-jesuited too, in late Wars, by the said King, during his occupancy) : Clause of Fourth Article (added to it, by a quirk, " at midnight," say the Books) contains merely these ■ words, " Reliffione tamen CathoHca Romand, in locis sic restitutis, in statu quo nunc est remanente : Roman-Catholic religion to continue as it now is [as we have made it to be] in such towns and places." — Wliich Clause gave rise to very great but ineffectual lamenting and debating. (Scholl, Trait^s de Paix (Par. 1817), i. 433-438; Buchholz ; Spittler, Geschichte Wiirtembergs ; &c). 400 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723, Catechism (which candidly calls the Mass " idolatrous "), and ordered said Catechism, an Authorized Book, to cease in his dominions. Hessen-Cassel, a Protestant neighbor, pleaded, remonstrated, Friedrich Wilhelm glooming in the rear ; but to no purpose. Our old gentleman, his Priests being very dili- gent upon him, decided next to get possession of the Heilige- Geist Kirche (Church of the Holy Ghost, principal Place of Worship at Heidelberg), and make it his principal Cathedral Church there. By Treaty of Westphalia, or peaceably other- wise, the Catholics are already in possession of the Choir : but the whole Church would be so much better. "Was it not Catholic once ? " thought Karl Philip to himself : " built by our noble Ancestor Kaiser Rupert of the Pfalz, Eupert Klevim [" Pincers," so named for his firmness of mind] : — why should these Heretics have it ? I will build them another ! " These thoughts, in 1719, the third year of Karl Philip's rule, had broken out into open action (29th August, 4th September the consummation of it) ; ^ and precisely in the time when Fried- rich Wilhelm was penning that first Didactic Morsel which we read, grave clouds from the Palatiuate were beginning to over- shadow the royal mind more or less. For the poor Heidelberg Consistorium, as they could not undertake to give up their Church on request of his Serenity, — " How dare we, or can we ? " answered they, — had been driven out by compulsion and stratagem. Partly strategic was the plan adopted, to avoid violence; smith's picklocks being employed, and also mason's crowbars ; but the end was, On the 31st of August, 1719, Consistorium and Congregation found themselves fairly in the street, and the Heilige-Geist Kirche clean gone from them. Screen of the Choir is torn down ; one big Catholic edifice now ; getting decorated into a Court Church, where Serene Highness may feel his mind comfortable. ■ The poor Heidelbergers, thus thrown into the street, made applications, lamentations ; but with small prospect of help : to whom apply with any sure prospect ? Remonstrances from Hessen-Cassel have proved unavailing with his bigoted 1 Mauvillon, i. 340-345. Chap. X. THE HEIDELBERG PROTESTANTS. 401 1719. Serene Highness. Corpus Evangelicoruvi, so presided over as at present, what can be had of such a Corpus ? Long-winded lucubrations at the utmost ; real action, in such a matter, none. Or will the Kaiser, his Jesuits advising him, interfere to do us justice ? Kur-Mainz and the rest ; — it is everywhere one story. Everywhere unhappy Protestantism getting bad usage, and ever worse ; and no Coi-jms Evanr/elicorum, or ap- pointed Watch-dog, doing other than hang its ears, and look sorry for itself and us ! — The Heidelbergers, however, had applied to Friedrich Wil- helm among others. Friedrich Wilhelm, who had long looked on these Anti-Protestant phenomena with increasing anger, found now that this of the Heidelberg Catechism and Heilige- Geist Kirche was enough to make one's patience run over. Your unruly Catholic bull, plunging about, and goring men in that mad absurd manner, it will behoove that somebody take him by the horns, or by the tail, and teach him manners. Teach him, not by vocal precepts, it is likely, which would avail nothing on such a brute, but by practical cudgelling and scourging to the due pitch. Pacific Friedrich Wilhelm per- ceived that he himself would have to do that disagreeable feat : — the growl of him, on coming to such resolution, must have been consolatory to these poor Heidelbergers, when they applied ! — His plan is very simple, as the plans of genius are ; but a plan leading direct to the end desired, and probably the only one that would have done so, in the circumstances. Cudgel in hand, he takes the Catholic bull, — shall we say, by the horns ? — more properly perhaps by the tail ; and teaches him manners. Friedrich Wilhehn^s Method ; — proves remedial in Heidelberg. Friedrich Wilhelm's first step, of course, was to remonstrate pacifically with his Serene Highness on the Heidelberg-Church affair : from this he probably expected nothing ; nor did he get anything. Getting nothing from this, and the countenance of external Protestant Powers, especially of George I. and the 402 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. Dutch, being promised him in ulterior measures, he directed his Administrative Officials in Magdeburg, in Minden, in Ham- ersleben, where are Catholic Foundations of importance, to assemble the Catholic Canons, Abbots, chief Priests and all whom it might concern in these three Places, and to signify to them as follows : — " From us, your Protestant Sovereign, you yourselves and all men will witness, you have hitherto had the best of usage, fair-play, according to the Laws of the Reich, and even more. With the Protestants at Heidelberg, on the part of the Catholic Powers, it is different. It must cease to be different ; it must become the same. And to make it do so, you are the imjjle- ment I have. Sorry for it, but there is no other handy. From this day your Churches also are closed, your Public Worship ceases, and furthermore your Kevenues cease ; and all makes dead halt, and falls torpid in respect of you. From this day ; and so continues, till the day (may it be soon !) when the Heidelberg Church of the Holy Ghost is opened again, and right done in that question. Be it yours to speed such day : it is you that can and will, you who know those high Catholic regions, inaccessible to your Protestant Sovereign. Till then you are as dead men ; temporarily fallen dead for a purpose. And here\^ ith God have you in his keeping ! " ^ That was Friedrich Wilhelm's plan ; the simplest, but prob- ably the one effectual plan. Infallible this plan, if you dare stand upon it ; which Friedrich Wilhelm does. He has a formidable Army, ready for fight ; a Treasury or Army-chest in good order. George I. seconds, according to bargain ; shuts the Catholic Church at Zelle in his Liineburg Country, in like fashion ; Dutch, too, and Swiss will endorse the matter, should it grow too serious. All which, involving some diplomacy and correspondence, is managed with the due promptitude, moreover.^ And so certain doors are locked; and Friedrich Wilhelm's word, unalterable as gravitation, has gone forth. 1 Mauvillon, i. 347, 349. 2 Church of Zelle shut up, 4th November ; Minden, 28th November ; Mon- astery of Ilamerslehen, 3d December, &c. (Putter, Historische Entwickelung der keutigen Utaatsverfassung des Teutsclien Heichs, Grtittingen, 1788, ii. 384, 390). Chap. X. THE HEIDELBERG PROTESTANTS. 403 1720. In this manner is the mad Catholic bull taken by the tail: keep fast hold, and apply your cudgel duly in that attitude, he will not gore you any more ! The Magdeburg-Hamersleben people shrieked piteously ; not to Friedrich Wilhelm, whom they knew to be deaf on that side of his head, but to the Kaiser, to the Pope, to the Serenity of Heidelberg. Serene Highness of Heidelberg was much huffed ; Kaiser dreadfully so, and wrote heavy menacing re- bukes. To which Friedrich Wilhelm listened with a minimum of reply ; keeping firm hold of the tail, in such bellowing of the animal. The end was, Serene Highness had to comply ; within three months, Kaiser, Serene Highness and the other parties interested, found that there would be nothing for it but to compose themselves, and do what was just. April 16th, 1720, the Protestants are reinstated in their Heilige-Geist Kirche ; Heidelberg Catechism goes its free course again, May 16th; and one Baron Reck^ is appointed Commissioner, from the Corpus Evangelicorum, to Heidelberg ; who continues rigor- ously inspecting Church matters there for a considerable time, much to the grief of Highness and Jesuits, till he can report that all is as it should be on that head. Karl Philip felt so disgusted with these results, he removed his Court, that same year, to Mannheim ; quitted Heidelberg ; to the discourage- ment and visible decay of the place ; and, in spite of humble petitions and remonstrances, never would return ; neither he nor those that followed him would shift from Mannheim again, to this day. Prussian Majesty has displeased the Kaiser and the King of Poland. Friedrich Wilhelm's praises from the Protestant public were great, on this occasion. Nor can we, who lie much farther from it in every sense, refuse him some grin of approval. Act, and manner of doing the act, are creditably of a piece with Friedrich Wilhelm ; physiognomic of the rugged veracious man. It is one of several such acts done by him : for it was » Michaelis, ii. 95 ; Putter, ii. 384, 390 ; Buchholz, pp. 61-63. 404 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 17i:j-1723. a duty apt to recur in Germany, in his day. This duty Fried' rich Wilhelm, a solid Protestant after his sort, and convinced of the "nothingness and nonsensicality {Ungrund und Absur- ditdt) of Papistry," was always honorably prompt to do. There is an honest bacon-and-greens conscience in the man ; almost the one conscience you can find in any royal man of that day. Promptly, without tremulous counting of costs, he always starts up, solid as oak, on the occurrence of such a thing, and says, " That is unjust ; contrary to the Treaty of Westphalia ; you will have to put down that ! " — And if words avail not, his plan is always the same : Clap a similar thumbscrew, pressure equitably calculated, on the Catholics of Prussia ; these can complain to their Popes and Jesuit Dignitaries : these are under thumbscrew till the Protestant pressure be removed. Which always did rectify the matter in a little time. One other of these instances, that of the Salzburg Protestants, the last such instance, as this of Heidelberg vvas the first, will by and by claim notice from us. It is very observable, how Friedrich Wilhelm, hating quar- rels, was ever ready to turn out for quarrel on such an occa- sion ; though otherwise conspicuously a King who stayed well at home, looking after his own affairs ; meddling with no neigh- bor that would be at peace with him. This properly is Fried- rich Wilhelm's " sphere of political activity " among his contemporaries ; this small quasi-domestic sphere, of forbid- ding injury to Protestants. A most small sphere, but then a genuine one : nor did he seek even this, had it not forced itself upon him. And truly we might ask. What has become of the other more considerable " spheres " in that epoch ? The supremest loud-trumpeting " political activities " which then filled the world and its newspapers, 'what has ' the upshot of them universally been ? Zero, and oblivion ; no other. While this poor Friedrich-Wilhelm sphere is perhaps still a countable quantity. Wise is he who stays well at home, and does the duty he finds lying there ! — Great favor from the Protestant public : but, on the other hand, his Majesty had given offence in high places. What helj) for it ? The thing was a point of conscience with him ; Chap. X. THE HEIDELBERG PROTESTANTS. 405 1720. natural to the surly Royal Overseer, going his rounds in the world, stick in hand ! However, the Kaiser was altogether gloomy of brow at such disobedience. A Kaiser unfriendly to Friedrich Wilhelm : witness that of the Bitter-Dienst (our unreasonable Magdeburg Ritters, countenanced by him, on such terms, in such style too), and other offensive instances that could be given. Perhaps the Kaiser will not always con- tinue gloomy of brow ; perhaps the thoughts of the Imperial breast may alter, on our behalf or his own, one day ? — Nor could King August the Physically Strong be glad to see his " Director " function virtually superseded, in this tri- umphant way. A year or two ago, Friedrich Wilhelm had, with the due cautions and politic reserves, inquired of the Corpus Evangelicorum, " If they thought the present Director- ship (that of August the Physically Strong) a good one ? " and " Whether he, Friedrich Wilhelm, ought not perhaps himself to be Director ? " — To which, though the answer was clear as noonday, this poor Corpus had only mumbled some '' Q^iieta non movere," or other wise-foolish saw ; and helplessly shrugged its shoulders.^ But King August himself, — though a jovial social kind of animal, quite otherwise occupied in the world ; busy producing his three hundred and fifty-four Bastards tliere, and not careful of Church matters at all, — had expressed his indignant surprise. And now, it would seem nevertheless, though the title remains where it was, the function has fallen to another, who actually does it : a thing to provoke compari- sons in the public. Clement, the Hungarian forger, vender of false state-secrets, is well hanged ; went to the gallows (18th April, 1720) with much circumstance, just two days before that Heidelberg Church was got reopened. But the suspicions sown by Clement cannot quite be abolished by the hanging of him : Forger indisputably ; but who knows whether he had not 1 1717-1719, when August's Kurprinz, Heir-Apparent, likewise declared himself Papist, to the horror and astonishment of poor Saxony, and wedded the late Kaiser Joseph's Daughter : — not to Father August's horror ; who was steering towards "popularity in Poland," "hereditary Polish Crown," &c. with the young man. (Buchholz, i. 53-56.) 18.18 Vol. 1 406 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. something of fact for basis ? What with Clement, what with this Heidelberg business, the Court of Berlin has fallen wrong with Dresden, with Vienna itself, and important clouds have risen. There is an absurd Flame of War, hloivn out by Admiral Byng; and a new Man of Grenius announces himself to the dim Populations. The poor Kaiser himself is otherwise in trouble of his own, at this time. The Spaniards and he have fallen out, in spite of Utrecht Treaty and Rastadt ditto ; the Spaniards have taken Sicily from him ; and precisely in those days while Karl Philip took to shutting up the Heilige-Geist Church at Heidel- berg, there was, loud enough in all the Newspapers, silent as it now is, a " Siege of Messina " going on ; Imperial and Piedmontese troops doing duty by land, Admiral Byng still more effectively by sea, for the purpose of getting Sicily back. Which was achieved by and by, though at an extremely languid pace.^ One of the most tedious Sieges ; one of the paltriest languid Wars (of extreme virulence and extreme feebleness, neither party having any cash left), and for an object which could not be excelled in insignificance. Object highly interesting to Kaiser Karl VI. and Elizabeth Farnese Termagant Queen of Spain. These two were red, or even were pale, with interest in it ; and to the rest of Adam's Posterity it was not intrinsically worth an ounce of gunpowder, many tons of that and of better commodities as they had to spend upon it. True, the Spanish Navy got well lamed in the busi- ness ; Spanish Fleet blown mostly to destruction, — " Roads of Messina, 10th August, 1718," by the dexterous Byng (a creditable handy figure both in Peace and War) and his con- 1 Byng's Sea-fight, 10th August, 1718 (Campbell's Lives of the Admirals, iii. 468) ; whereupon the Spaniards, who had hardly yet 'completed their capture of Messina, are besieged in it; — 29th October, 1719, Messina retaken (this is the " Siege of Messina") : February, 1720, Peace is clapt up (the chief article, that Alberoni shall be packed away), and a " Congress of Cambrai " is to meet, and settle everything ^ •»: j- iim^ ''iHkiIk K r -fflHIln c t iflwU SI iWjj^Jl ?c JflpCn^iflj c ^V^^^^ ?? inWfe a I™1 ►t KvH fC fjJHvH o iMvnj c if Mll^ to InfKt ■•'I'll! 02 ,1' '1 cc ■i 'iii l-H !,| &; V. '1 1 o "'{ y S? K '''1 19 n O '1 iln ^ s ' ' 111 ? E llil l§ 'I'llffl ':>;<; JHnin /^ |i||||i| 5 ';!^| Pli ■e uJ: iw €hap. X. SIEGE OF MESSINA. 407 10th Aug. 1718. siderable Sea-fight there : — if that was an object to Spain or mankind, that Avas accomplished. But the " War," except that many men were killed in it, and much vain babble was uttered upon it, ranks otherwise with that of Don Quixote, for conquest of the enchanted Helmet of Mambrino, which when looked into proved to be a Barber's Basin. Congress of Cambrai, and other high Gatherings and convul- sive Doings, which all proved futile, and look almost like Lap- land witchcraft now to us, will have to follow this futility of a War. It is the first of a long series of enchanted adven- tures, on which Kaiser Karl, — duelling with that Spanish Virago, Satan's Invisible World in the rear of her, — has now embarked, to the woe of mankind, for the rest of his life. The first of those terrifico-ludicrous paroxysms of crisis into which he throws the European Universe ; he with his Enchanted Barber's-Basin enterprises ; — as perhaps was fit enough, in an epoch presided over by the Nightmares. Congress of Cambrai is to follow ; and much else equally spectral. About all which there will be enough to say anon ! For it was a fearful opera- tion, though a ludicrous one, this of the poor Kaiser ; and it tormented not the big Nations only, and threw an absurd Europe into paroxysm after paroxysm ; but it whirled up, in its wide-sweeping skirts, our little Eritz and his Sister, and almost dashed the lives out of them, as we shall see ! Which last is perhaps the one claim it now has to a cursory mention from mankind. Byng's Sea-fight, done with due dexterity of manoeuvring, and then with due emphasis of broadsiding, decisive of that absurd War, and almost the one creditable action in it, dates itself 10th August, 1718. And about three months later, on the mimic stage at Paris there came out a piece, (Edipe the title of it,^ by one Francois Arouet, a young gentleman about twenty -two ; and had such a run as seldom was ; — apprising the French Populations that, to all appearance, a new man of genius had appeared among them (not intimating what work he would do) ; and greatly angering old M. Arouet of the Chamber of Accounts ; who thereby fovmd his Son as good as 1 ISth November, 1718. 408 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book TV. 1713-1723. cast into the whirlpools, and a solid Law-career thenceforth im- possible for the young fool. — The name of that " M. Arouet junior " changes itself, some years hence, into M. de Voltaire ; under which latter designation he will conspicuously reappear in this Karrative. And now we will go to our little Crown-Prince again ; — ignorant, he, of all this that is mounting up in the distance, and that it will envelop him one day. CHAPTER XI. ON THE crown-prince's PROGRESS IN HIS SCHOOLING. WiLHELMiNA says,^ her Brother was " slow " in learning : we may presume, she means idle, volatile, not always prompt in fixing his attention to what did not interest him. More- over, he was often weakly in health, as she herself adds ; so that exertion was not recommendable for him. Herr von Loen (a witty Prussian Official, and famed man-of-letters once, though forgotten now) testifies expressly that the Boy was of bright parts, and that he made rapid progress. " The Crown- Prince manifests in this tender age [his seventh year] an uncommon capacity ; nay we may say, something quite ex- traordinary (etwas f/anz Ausserordentliches). He is a most alert and vivacious Prince ; he has fine and sprightly man- ners ; and shows a certain kindly sociality, and so affection- ate a disposition that all things may be hoped of him. The French Lady who [under Roucoulles] has had charge of his learning hitherto, cannot speak of him without enthusiasm. ' C'est un esprit angelique (a little angel),' she is wont to say. He takes up. and learns, whatever is put before him, with the greatest facility." "^ Por the rest, that Friedrich Wilhelm's intentions and Rhada- ' Meiiiuirfs, i 22. ' Von Loen, Kleine Schrijien, ii. 27 (as cited in Rodenbeck, No. iv. 479). Chap. XI. HIS PROGRESS IN SCHOOLING. 409 1713-1723. manthine regulations, in regard to him, were fulfilled in every point, we will by no means affirm. liules of such exceeding preciseness, if grounded here and there only on the sic-volo, how could they be always kept, except on the surface and to the eye merely ? The good Dulian, diligent to open his pupil's mind, and give Nature fair-play, had practically found it in- expedient to tie him too rigorously to the arbitrary formal departments where no natural curiosity, but only order from without, urges the ingenious pupil. What maximum strict- ness in school-drill there can have been, we may infer from one thing, were there no other : the ingenious Pupil's mode of spelling. Fritz learned to write a fine, free-flowing, rapid and legible business-hand ; " Arithmetic " too, " Geography," and many other Useful Knowledges that had some geniality of character, or attractiveness in practice, were among his acqui- sitions ; much, very much he learned in the course of his life ; but to spell, much more to punctuate, and subdue the higher mysteries of Grammar to himself, was always an unachievable perfection. He did improve somewhat in after life ; but here is the length to which he had carried that necessary art in the course of nine years' exertion, under Duhan and the subsidiary preceptors ; it is in the following words and alphabetic letters that he gratefully bids Duhan farewell, — who surely cannot have been a very strict drill-sergeant in the arbitrary branches of schooling ! " Mon cher Duhan Je Vous promais {promets) que quand j'aurez (fmtrai) mon propre argent en main, je Vous donnerez (donnerai) enuelement (annuellement) 2400 ecu (ecus) par an, et je vous aimerais (aimerai) toujour encor (toujours encore) un pen plus q'asteure {qu^a cette heure) s'il me I'est (m/est) posible (possible)." " My dear Duhan, — I promise to you, that when I shall have my money in my own hands, I will give you annually 2400 crowns [say £350] every year ; and that I will love you always even a little more than at present, if that be possible. "FKiDERic P.R. [Prince-Royal]." " Potsdam, le 20 de juin, 1727." i 1 Freuss, i. 22. 410 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. The Document has otherwise its beauty ; but such is the spelling of it. In fact his Grammar, as he would himself now and then regretfully discern, in riper years, with some transient attempt or resolution to remedy or help it, seems to have come mainly by nature ; so likewise his " stylus " both in French and German, — a very fair style, too, in the former dialect : — but as to his spelling, let him try as he liked, he never came within sight of perfection. The things ordered with such rigorous minuteness, if but arbitrary things, were apt to be neglected ; the things for- bidden, especially in the like case, were apt to become doubly tempting. It appears, the prohibition of Latin gave rise to various attempts, on the part of Friedrich, to attain that de- sirable Language. Secret lessons, not from Duhan, but no doubt with Cuban's connivance, were from time to time under- taken with this view : once, it is recorded, the vigilant Fried- rich Wilhelm, going his rounds, came upon Fritz and one of his Preceptors (not Duhan but a subaltern) actually engaged in this illicit employment. Friedrich himself was wont to relate this anecdote in after life.-^ They had Latin books, dictionaries, grammars on the table, all the contraband appa- ratus ; busy with it there, like a pair of coiners taken in the fact. Among other Books was a copy of the Golden Bull of Kaiser Karl IV., — Aurea Bulla, from the little golden bullets or pellets hung to it, — by which sublime Document, as per- haps we hinted long ago, certain so-called Fundamental Con- stitutions, or at least formalities and solemn practices, method of election, rule of precedence, and the like, of the Holy Roman Empire, had at last been settled on a sure footing, by that busy little Kaiser, some three hundred and fifty years before ; a Document venerable almost next to the Bible in Friedrich Wilhelm's loyal eyes. " What is this ; what are you venturing upon here ? " exclaims Paternal Vigilance, in an astonished dangerous tone. " Ihro Majestdt, ich explicire dem Prinzen Auream Bullam" exclaimed the trembling peda- gogue : " Your Majesty, I am explaining Aurea Bulla [Golden ' Biisching, Beitrdge zu der Lebensgeschichte denkwurdiger Personen, v 33. Preuas, i. 24. CH.VP. XI. HIS PROGRESS IN SCHOOLING. 411 171.V1723. Bull] to the Prince !" — " Dog, I will Golden-Bull you ! " said his Majesty, flourishing his rattan, " Ich will dich, Schurke, be-mireamrbullam ! " which sent the terrified wretch off at the top of his speed, and ended the Latin for that time.^ Friedrich's Latin could never come to much, under these impediments. But he retained some smatterings of it in mature life ; and was rather fond of producing his classical scraps, — often in an altogether mouldy, and indeed hitherto inexplicable condition. " De gustibus non est disputandus,''^ " Beati possedetites/' " Compxlle intrare,^' " ^ea^us pauperes spi- ritus J " the meaning of these can be guessed : but " Tot verbas tot sjiondera,'^ for example, — what can any commentator make of that ? '' Festina lente,'" " Dominus vobiscum,'" " Flectamus genua,'^ " Quod bene notandum ; " these phrases too, and some three or four others of the like, have been riddled from his Writings by diligent men : ^ " tempora, mores J You see I don't forget my Latin," writes he once. The worst fruit of these contraband operations was, that they involved the Boy in clandestine practices, secret disobe- diences, apt to be found out from time to time, and tended to alienate his Father from him. Of which sad mutual humor we already find traces in that early Wusterhausen Document : "Not to be so dirty," says the reproving Father. And the Boy does not take to hunting at all, likes verses, story-books, flute-playing better; seems to be of effeminate tendencies, an effeviinirter Kerl; affects French modes, combs out his hair like a cockatoo, the foolish French fop, instead of conforming to the Army-regulation, which prescribes close-cropping and a club! This latter grievance Friedrich Wilhelm decided, at last, to abate, and have done with ; this, for one. It is an authentic fact, though not dated, — dating perhaps from about Fritz's fifteenth year. " Fritz is a Querpfeifer und Poet,^' not a Sol- dier ! would his indignant Father growl ; looking at those foreign effeminate ways of his. Queriyfeife, that is simply 1 Forster, i. 356. * Preuss (i. 24j furnishes the whole stock of them. 412 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. " German-flute," '' Cross-pipe " (or ffe of any kind, for we English have thriftily made two viseful words out of the Deutsch root) ; " Cross-pipe/' being held across the mouth hori- zontally. Worthless employment, if you are not born to be of the regimental band ! thinks Friedrich Wilhelm. Fritz is celebrated, too, for his fine foot ; a dapper little fellow, alto- gether pretty in the eyes of simple female courtiers, with his blond locks combed out at the temples, with his bright eyes, sharp wit, and sparkling capricious ways. The cockatoo locks, these at least we will abate ! decides the Paternal mind. And so, unexpectedly, Friedrich Wilhelm has commanded these bright locks, as contrary to military fashion, of which Fritz has now unworthily the honor of being a specimen, to be ruthlessly shorn away. Inexorable : the Hof-CMrurgus (Court- Surgeon, of the nature of Barber-Surgeon), with scissors and comb, is here ; ruthless Father standing by. Crop him, my jolly Barber ; close down to the accurate standard ; soaped club, instead of flowing locks ; we suffer no exceptions in this military department : I stand here till it is done. Poor Fritz, they say, had tears in his eyes ; but what help in tears ? The judicious Chirurgus, however, proved merciful. The judicious Chirurgus struck in as if nothing loath, snack, snack; and made a great show of clipping. Friedrich Wilhelm took a newspaper till the job were done ; the judicious Barber, still making a great show of work, combed back rather than cut off these Apollo locks ; did Fritz accurately into soaped club, to the cursory eye ; but left him capable of shaking out his cheve- lure again on occasion, — to the lasting gratitude of Fritz.-' The Noltenius-and-Panzendorf Drill-exercise. On the whole, as we said, a youth needs good assimilating power, if he is to grow in this world ! Noltenius aud Panzen- dorf, for instance, they were busy "teaching Friedrich relig- ion." Rather a strange operation this too, if we were to look into it. We will not look too closely. Another pair of excellent most solemn drill-sergeants, in clerical black serge ; they also are 1 Preuss, i. 16. Chap. XI. HIS PROGRESS IN SCHOOLINa. 413 1713-1723. busy instilling dark doctrines into the bright young Boy, so far as possible ; but do not seem at any time to have made too deep an impression on him. May we not say that, in matter of religion too, Friedrich was but ill-bested? Enlightened Edict-of-Nantes Protestantism, a cross between Bayle and Calvin : that was but indifferent babe's-milk to the little crea- ture. Nor could Noltenius's Catechism, and ponderous drill- exercise in orthodox theology, much inspire a clear soul with pieties, and tendencies to soar Heavenward. Alas, it is a dreary litter indeed, mere wagon-load on wagon- load of shot-rubbish, that is heaped round this new human plant, by Noltenius and Company, among others, A wonder only that they did not extinguish all Sense of the Highest in the poor young soul, and leave only a Sense of the Dreariest and Stupidest. But a healthy human soul can stand a great deal. The healthy soul shakes off, in an unexpectedly victo- rious manner, immense masses of dry rubbish that have been shot upon it by its assiduous pedagogues and professors. What would become of any of us otherwise ! Duhan, opening the young soul, by such modest gift as Duhan had, to recog- nize black from white a little, in this embroiled high Universe, is probably an exception in some small measure. But, Duhan excepted, it may be said to have been in spite of most of his teachers, and their diligent endeavors, that Friedrich did acquire some human piety ; kept the sense of truth alive in his mind ; knew, in whatever words he phrased it, the divine eternal nature of Duty ; and managed, in the muddiest element and most eclipsed Age ever known, to steer by the heavenly loadstars and (so we must candidly term it) to folloiv God's Law, in some measure, with or without Noltenius for company. Noltenius's Catechism, or ghostly Drill-manual for Fritz, at least the Catechism he had plied Wilhelmina with, which no doubt was the same, is still extant.^ A very abstruse Piece ; orthodox Lutheran-Calvinist, all proved from Scrip- ture ; giving what account it can of this unfathomable Uni- verse, to the young mind. To modern Prussians it by no means shines as the indubitablest Theory of the Universe. 1 Freuss, i. 15; — specimeus of it in Rodenbeck, 414 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book iv. 1713-1723. Indignant modern Prussians produce excerpts from it, of an abstruse natui-e ; and endeavor to deduce therefrom some of Friedrich's aberrations in matters of religion, which, became notorious enough by and by. Alas, I fear, it would not have been easy, even for the modern Prussian, to produce a perfect Catechism for the use of Friedrich; this Universe still con- tinues a little abstruse ! And there is another deeper thing to be remarked: the notion of " teaching " religion, in the way of drill-exercise ; which is a very strange notion, though a common one, and not peculiar to Noltenius and Friedi-ich Wilhelm. Piety to God, the nobleness that inspires a human soul to struggle Heaven- ward, cannot be " taught " by the most exquisite catechisms, or the most industrious preachings and drillings. No ; alas, no. Only by far other methods, — chiefly by silent continual Example, silently waiting for the favorable mood and moment, and aided then by a kind of miracle, well enough named " the grace of God," — can that sacred contagion pass from soul into soul. How much beyond whole Libraries of orthodox Theology is, sometimes, the mute action, the unconscious look of a father, of a mother, who had in them " Devoutness, pious Nobleness " ! In whom the young soul, not unobservant, though not consciously observing, came at length to rec- ognize it ; to read it, in this irrefragable manner : a seed planted thenceforth in the centre of his holiest affections for- evermore ! Noltenius wore black serge ; kept the corners of his mouth well down ; and had written a Catechism of repute ; but I know not that Noltenius carried much seed of living piety about with him ; much affection from, or for, young Fritz he could not well carry. On the whole, it is a bad outlook on the religious side ; and except in Apprenticeship to the rugged and as yet repulsive Honesties of Friedrich Wilhelm, I see no good element in it. Bayle-Calvin, with Noltenius and Cate- chisms of repute : there is no " religion " to be had for a little Fritz out of all that. Endless Doubt will be provided for him out of all that, probably disbelief of all that ; — and, on the whole, if any form at all, a very scraggy form of moral exist- iTU-bfi' "^^ PROGRESS IN SCHOOLING. 415 enee ; from which the Highest shall be hopelessly absent ; and in which anything High, anything not Low and Lying, will have double merit. It is indeed amazing what quantities and kinds of extinct ideas apply for belief, sometimes in a menacing manner, to the poor mind of man, and poor mind of child, in these days. They come bullying in upon him, in masses, as if they were quite living ideas ; ideas of a dreadfully indispensable nature, the evident counterpart, and salutary interpretation, of Facts round him, which, it is promised the poor young creature, he shall recognize to correspond with them, one day. At which ''correspondence," when the Facts are once well recognized, he has at last to ask himself with amazement, " Did I ever recognize it, then ? " Whereby come results incalculable ; not good results any of them ; — some of them unspeakably bad ! The case of Crown-Prince Friedrich in Berlin is not singular; all cities and places can still show the like. And when it will end, is not yet clear. But that it ever should have begun, will one day be the astonishment. As if the divinest function of a human being were not even that of believing; of discriminating, with his God-given intellect, what is from what is not ; and as if the point were, to render that either an impossible function, or else what we must sor- rowfully call a revolutionary, rebellious and mutinous one. Noltenius, O Panzendorf, do for pity's sake take away your Catechetical ware ; and say either nothing to the poor young Boy, or some small thing he will find to be beyond doubt when he can judge of it ! Fever, pestilence, are bad for the body ; but Doubt, impious mutiny, doubl}' impious hypocrisy, are these nothing for the mind ? Who would go about inculcating Doubt, unless he were far astray indeed, and much at a loss for employment ! But the sorest fact in Friedrich's schooling, the sorest, for the present, though it ultimately proved perhaps the most beneficent one, being well dealt with by the young soul, and nobly subdued to his higher uses, remains still to be set forth. Which will be a long business, first and last 3 416 HIS APPKENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. CHAPTER XII. CEOWN-PRINCE FALLS INTO DISFAVOR WITH PAPA. Those vivacities of young Fritz, his taste for music, finery, those furtive excursions into the domain of Latin and forbid- den things, were distasteful and incomprehensible to Friedrich Wilhelm : Where can such things end ? They begin in diso- bedience and intolerable perversity ; they will be the ruin of Prussia and of Fritz ! — Here, in fact, has a great sorrow risen. We perceive the first small cracks of incurable divisions in the royal household ; the breaking out of fountains of bitter- ness, which by and by spread wide enough. A young sprightly, capricious and vivacious Boy, inclined to self-will, had it been permitted ; developing himself into foreign tastes, into French airs and ways; very ill seen by the heavy-footed practical Germanic Majesty. The beginnings of this sad discrepancy are traceable from Friedrich's sixth or seventh year : " Not so dirty. Boy ! " And there could be no lack of growth in the mutual ill-humor, while the Boy himself continued growing ; enlarging in bulk and in activity of his own. Plenty of new children come, to divide our regard withal, and more are coming; five new Princesses, wise little Ulrique the youngest of them (named of Sweden and the happy Swedish Treaty), whom we love much for her grave staid ways. Nay, next after Ulrique comes even a new Prince ; August Wilhelm, ten years younger than Friedrich ; and is growing up much more according to the paternal heart. Pretty children, all of them, more or less ; and towardly, and comfortable to a Father ; — and the worst of them a paragon of beauty, in comparison to per- verse, clandestine, disobedient Fritz, with his French fopperies, flutings, and cockatoo fashions of hair ! — Chap. XII. IN DISFAVOR WITH PAPA. 417 17ia-1723. Aud so the silent divulsion, silent on Fritz's part, exploding loud enough now and then on his Father's part, goes steadily on, splitting ever wider ; new offences ever superadding them- selves. Till, at last, the rugged Father has grown to hate the son ; and longs, with sorrowful indignation, that it were pos- sible to make August Wilhelm Crown-Prince in his stead. This Fritz ought to fashion himself according to his Father's pattern, a well-meant honest pattern ; and he does not ! Alas, your Majesty, it cannot be. It is the new generation come ; which cannot live quite as the old one did. A perennial con- troversy in human life ; coeval with the genealogies of men. This little Boy should have been the excellent paternal Maj- esty's exact counterpart ; resembling him at all points, " as a little sixpence does a big half-crown : " but we perceive he cannot. This is a new coin, with a stamp of its own. A sur- prising Friedrich cVor this ; and may prove a good piece yet ; but will never be the half-crown your Majesty requires ! — Conceive a rugged thick-sided Squire Western, of supreme degree, — for this Squire Western is a hot Hohenzollern, and wears a crown royal ; — conceive such a burly ne-plus-ultra of a Squire, with his broad-based rectitudes and surly irrefraga- bilities ; the honest German instincts of the man, convictions certain as the Fates, but capable of no utterance, or next to none, in words ; and that he produces a Son who takes into Voltairism, piping, fiddling and belles-lettres, with apparently a total contempt for Grumkow and the giant-regiment ! Sul- phurous rage, in gusts or in lasting tempests, rising from a fund of just implacability, is inevitable. Such as we shall see. The Mother, as mothers will, secretly favors Fritz ; anxious to screen him in the day of high-wind. Withal she has plans of her own in regard to Fritz, and the others ; being a lady of many plans. That of the " Double-Marriage," for ex- ample; of marrying her Prince and Princess to a Princess and Prince of the English-Hanoverian House ; it was a pleasant eligible plan, consented to by Papa and the other parties ; but when it came to be perfected by treaty, amid the 418 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV 1713-1733. rubs of external and internal politics, what new amazing dis- crepancies rose upon her poor children and her ! Fearfully aggravating the quarrel of Father and Son, almost to the fatal point. Of that ^' Double-Marriage," whirled up in a universe of intriguing diplomacies, in the " skirts of the Kaiser's huge Spectre-Hunt,'' as we have called it, there will be sad things to say by and by. Plans her Majesty has ; and silently a will of her own. She loves all her children, especially Fritz, and would so love that they loved her. — For the rest, all along, Fritz and Wil- helmina are sure allies. We perceive they have fallen into a kind of cipher-speech;^ they communicate with one another by telegraphic signs. One of their words, " Bagotin (Stumpy)," whom does the reader think it designates ? Papa himself, the Eoyal Majesty of Prussia, Friedrich Wilhebn I., he to his rebellious children is tyrant " Stumpy," and no better ; being indeed short of stature, and growing ever thicker, and surlier in these provocations ! — Such incurable discrepancies have risen in the Berlin Pal- ace : fountains of bitterness flowing ever wider, till they made life all bitter for Son and for Father ; necessitating the proud Son to hypocrisies towards his terrible Father, which were very foreign to the proud youth, had there been any other resource. But there was none, now or afterwards. Even when the young man, driven to reflection and insight by intol- erable miseries, had begun to recognize the worth of his surly Rhadamanthine Father, and the intrinsic wisdom of much that he had meant with him, the Father hardly ever could, or could only by fits, completely recognize the Son's worth. Rugged suspicious Papa requires always to be humored, cajoled, even when our feeling towards him is genuine and loyal. Fried- rich, to the last, we can perceive, has to assume masquerade in addressing him, in writing to him, — and in spite of real love, must have felt it a relief when such a thing was over. That is, all along, a sad element of Friedrich's education ! Out of which there might have come incalculable damage to 1 Mimoires de Bareith, i. 168. Chap. XIII. KESULTS OF HIS SCHOOLING. 419 1713-1723. the young man, had his natural assimilative powers, to extract benefit from all things, been less considerable. As it was, he gained self-help from it ; gained reticence, the power to keep his own counsel ; and did not let the hypocrisy take hold of him, or be other than a hateful compulsory masquerade. At an uncommonly early age, he stands before us accomplished in endurance, for one thing; a very bright young Stoic of his sort ; silently prepared for the injustices of men and things. And as for the masquerade, let us hope it was essentially foreign even to the skin of the man ! The reader will judge as he goes on. "t/e n'ai jamais trompe personne durant ma vie, I have never deceived anybody during my life ; still less will I deceive posterity," ^ writes Friedrich when his head was now grown very gray. CHAPTER XIII. RESULTS OF THE CROWN-PRIN'CE's SCHOOLINO. Neither as to intellectual culture, in Duhan's special sphere, and with all Duhan's good-will, was the opportunity extremely golden. It cannot be said that Friedrich, who spells in the way we saw, " asteure " for " a cette heure" has made shining acquisitions on the literary side. However, in the long-run it becomes clear, Ms intellect, roving on devious courses, or plodding along the prescribed tram-roads, had been wide awake ; and busy all the while, bringing in abundant pabulum of an irregular nature. He did learn <' Arithmetic," " Geography," and the other useful knowledges that were indispensable to him. He knows History extensively ; though rather the Roman, French, and general European as the French have taught it him, than that of " Hessen, Brunswick, England," or even the " Electoral and Eoyal House of Brandenburg," which Papa had recommended. 1 M^moires depuis la Paix de Huhertshourg , 1763-1774 (Avant-Propos), (Euvres, vii. 8. 420 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. He read History, where lie could find it readable, to the end of his life ; and had early begun reading it, — immensely eager to learn, in his little head, what strange things had been, and were, in this strange Planet he was come into. We notice with pleasure a lively taste for facts in the little Boy ; which continued to be the taste of the Man, in an emi- nent degree. Fictions he also knows ; an eager extensive reader of what is called Poetry, Literature, and himself a per- former in that province by and by : but it is observable how much of Realism there always is in his Literature ; how close, here as elsewhere, he always hangs on the practical truth of things ; how Fiction itself is either an expository illustrative garment of Fact, or else is of no value to him. Romantic readers of his Literature are much disappointed in conse- quence, and pronounce it bad Literature ; — and sure enough, in several senses, it is not to be called good ! Bad Literature, they say ; shallow, barren, most unsatisfactory to a reader of romantic appetites. Which is a correct verdict, as to the ro- mantic appetites and it. But to the man himself, this quality of mind is of immense moment and advantage ; and forms truly the basis of all he was good for in life. Once for all, he has no pleasure in dreams, in parti-colored clouds and noth- ingnesses. All his curiosities gravitate towards what exists, what has being and reality round him. That is the signifi- cant thing to him ; that he would right gladly know, being already related to that, as friend or as enemy ; and feeling an unconscious indissoluble kinship, who shall say of what im- portance, towards all that. For he too is a little Fact, big as can be to himself ; and in the whole Universe there exists nothing as fact but is a fellow-creature of his. That our little Fritz tends that way, ought to give Nol- tenius, Finkenstein and other interested parties, the very highest satisfaction. It is an excellent symptom of his intel- lect, this of gravitating irresistibly towards realities. Better symptom of its quality (whatever quantity there be of it), human intellect cannot show for itself. However it may go with Literature, and satisfaction to readers of romantic appe- tites, this young soul promises to become a successful Worker Chap. XIII. RESULTS OF HIS SCHOOLING. 421 1713-1723. one day, and to do Romething ixnder the Sun. For work is of an extremely unfictitious nature ; and no man can roof his house with clouds and moonshine, so as to turn the rain from him. It is also to be noted that his style of French, though he spelt it so ill, and never had the least mastery of punctua- tion, has real merit. Kapidity, easy vivacity, perfect clear- ness, here and there a certain quaint expressiveness : on the whole, he had learned the Art of Speech, from those old French Governesses, in those old and new French Books of his. We can also say of his Literature, of what he hastily wrote in mature life, that it has much more worth, even as Literature, than the common romantic appetite assigns to it. A vein of distinct sense, and good interior articulation, is never wanting in that thin-flowing utterance. The true is well riddled out from amid the false ; the important and es- sential are alone given us, the unimportant and superfluous honestly thrown away. A lean wiry veracity (an immense advantage in any Literature, good or bad !) is everywhere beneficently observable ; the quality of the intellect always extremely good, whatever its quantity may be. It is true, his spelling — ^^ asteure'^ for ''a cette heure^' — is very bad. And as for punctuation, he never could under- stand the mystery of it ; he merely scatters a few commas and dashes, as if they were shaken out of a pepper-box upon his page, and so leaves it. These are deficiencies lying very bare to criticism; and I confess I never could completely under- stand them in such a man. He that would have ordered arrest for the smallest speck of mud on a man's buff-belt, in- dignant that any pipe-clayed portion of a man should not be perfectly pipe-clayed: how could he tolerate false spelling, and commas shaken as out of a pepper-box over his page ? It is probable he cared little about Literature, after all ; cared, at least, only about the essentials of it; had practically no ambition for himself, or none considerable, in that kind ; — and so might reckon exact obedience and punctuality, in a soldier, more important than good spelling to an amateur 422 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book IV. 1713-1723. literary man. He never minded snufE upon his own chin, not even upon his waistcoat and breeches : A merely super- ficial thing, not worth bothering about, in the press of real business ! — That Friedrich's Course of Education did on the whole prosper, in spite of every drawback, is known to all men. He came out of it a man of clear and ever-improving intelli- gence; equipped with knowledge, true in essentials, if not punctiliously exact, upon all manner of practical and specu- lative things, to a degree not only unexampled among modern Sovereign Princes so called, but such as to distinguish him even among the studious class. Nay many '•' Men-of-Letters " have made a reputation for themselves with but a fraction of the real knowledge concerning men and things, past and pres- ent, which Friedrich was jiossessed of. Already at the time when action came to be demanded of him, he was what we must call a well-informed and cultivated man ; which charac- ter he never ceased to merit more and more ; and as for the action, and the actions, — we shall see whether he was fit for these or not. One point of supreme importance in his education was all along made sure of, by the mere presence and presidence of Friedrich Wilhelm in the business : That there was an inflexi- ble law of discipline everywhere active in it ; that there was a Spartan rigor, frugalitj^, veracity inculcated upon him. " Economy he is to study to the bottom ; " and not only so, but, in another sense of the word, he is to practise economy ; and does, or else suffers for not doing it. Economic of his time, first of all: generally every other noble economy will follow out of that, if a man once understand and practise that. Here was a truly valuable foundation laid ; and as for the rest. Nature, in spite of shot-rubbish, had to do what she could in the rest. But Nature had been very kind to this new child of hers. And among the confused hurtful elements of his Schooling, there was always, as we say, this eminently salutary and most potent one, of its being, in the gross, an Apprenticeship to Chap. XIII. RESULTS OF HIS SCHOOLING. 423 171:3-1723. Friedrich Wilhelm the Rhadamanthine Spartan King, who hates from his heart all empty Nonsense, aud Unveracity most of all. Which one element, well aided by docility, by openness and loyalty of mind, on the Pupil's part, proved at length siilticient to conquer the others ; as it were to burn up all the others, and reduce their sour dark smoke, abounding every- where, into flame and illumination mostly. This radiant swift-paced Son owed much to the surly, irascible, sure-footed Father that bred him. Friedrich did at length see into Fried- rich Wilhelm, across the abstruse, thunderous, sulphurous embodiments and accompaniments of the man j — and proved himself, in all manner of important respects, the filial sequel of Friedrich Wilhelm. These remarks of a certain Editor are perhaps worth adding : — " Friedrich Wilhelm, King of Prussia, did not set up for a Pestalozzi ; and the plan of Education for his Son is open to manifold objections. Nevertheless, as Schoolmasters go, I much prefer him to most others we have at present. The wild man had discerned, with his rugged natural intelligence (not wasted av/ay in the idle element of speaking and of being spoken to, but kept wholesomely silent for most part), That human education is not, and cannot be, a thing of vocables. That it is a thing of earnest facts ; of capabilities developed, of habits established, of dispositions well dealt with, of ten- dencies confirmed and tendencies repressed : — a laborious sepa- rating of the character into two firmaments ; shutting down the subterranean, well down and deep ; an earth and waters, and what lies under them ; then your everlasting azure sky, and immeasurable depths of aether, hanging serene overhead. To make of the human soul a Cosmos, so far as possible, that was Friedrich Wilhelm's dumb notion : not to leave the human soul a mere Chaos ; — how much less a Singing or eloquently Spouting Chaos, which is ten times worse than a Chaos left m^lte, confessedly chaotic and not cosmic! To develop the man into doing something ; and withal into doing it as the Universe and the Eternal Laws require, — which is but an- other name for really doing and not merely seeming to do 424 HIS APPRENTICESHIP, FIRST STAGE. Book iv. 1713-1723. it : — that was Friedrich Wilhelm's dumb notion : and it was, I can assure you, very far from being a foolish one, though there was no Latin in it, and much of Prussian pipe-clay ! " But the Congress of Cambrai is met, and much else is met and parted : and the Kaiser's Spectre-Hunt, especially his Duel with the She-Dragon of Spain, is in full course ; and it is time we were saying something of the Double-Marriage in a directly narrative way. BOOK V. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT, AND WHAT ELEMENT IT FELL INTO. 1723-1726. CHAPTER L DOUBLE-MARRIAGE IS DECIDED ON. We saw George I. at Berlin in October, 1723, looking out upon his little Grandson drilling the Cadets there ; but we did not mention what important errand had brought his Majesty thither. Visits between Hanover and Berlin had been frequent for a long time back ; the young Queen of Prussia, sometimes with her husband, sometimes without, running often over to see her Father ; who, even after his accession to the English crown, was generally for some months every year to be met with in those favorite regions of his. He himself did not much visit, being of taciturn splenetic nature : but this once he had agreed to return a visit they had lately made him, — where a certain weighty Business had been agreed upon, withal ; which his Britannic Majesty was to consummate for- mally, by treaty, when the meeting in Berlin took effect. His Britannic Majesty, accordingly, is come ; the business in hand is no other than that thrice-famous " Double-Marriage " of Prussia with England ; which once had such a sound in the ear of Rumor, and still bulks so big in the archives of the Eighteenth Century ; which worked such woe to all parties concerned in it; and is, in fact, a first-rate nuisance in the 426 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. History of that poor Century, as written hitherto. Nuisance demanding urgently to be abated ; — were that well possible at present. Which, alas, it is not, to any great degree ; there being an important young Friedrich inextricably wrapt up in it, to whom it was of such vital or almost fatal importance ! Without a Friedrich, the affair could be reduced to something like its real size, and recorded in a few pages ; or might eyen, with advantage, be forgotten altogether, and become zero. More gigantic instance of much ado about nothing has seldom occurred in human annals j — had not there been a Friedrich in the heart of it. Crown-Prince Friedrich is still very young for marriage- speculations on his score : but Mamma has thought good to take matters in time. And so we shall, in the next ensuing parts of this poor History, have to hear almost as much about Marriage as in the foolishest Three-volume Novel, and almost to still less purpose. For indeed, in that particular, Friedrich's young Life may be called a Momance fi^ing heels-over-head ; — Marriage being the one event there, round which all events turn, — but turn in the inverse or reverse way (as if the Devil were in them) ; not only towards no happy goal for him or Mamma, or us, but at last towards hardly any goal at all for anybody ! So mad did the affair grow ; — and is so madly recorded in those inextricable, dateless, chaotic Books. We have now come to regions of Narrative, which seem to consist of murky Nothingness put on boil ; not land, or water, or air, or fire, but a tumultuously whirling commixture of all the four ; — of immense extent too. Which must be got crossed, in some human manner. Courage, patience, good reader ! Queen Sophie Dorothee has taJcen Time by the Forelock. Already, for a dozen years, this matter has been treated of. Queen Sophie Dorothee, ever since the birth of her Wilhel- mina, has had the notion of it ; and, on her first visit after- wards to Hanover, proposed it to " Princess Caroline," — Queen Caroline of England who was to be, and who in due course was ; — an excellent accomplished Brandenburg- Anspach CnAi>. I. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE IS DECIDED ON. 427 1723-1726. Lady, familiar from of old in the Prussian Court : " You, Caro- line, Cousin dear, have a little Prince, Fritz, or let us call him Fred, since he is to be Engli.sh ; little Fred, who will one day, if all go right, be King of England. He is two years older than my little Wilhelmina : why should not they wed, and the two chief Protestant Houses, and Nations, thereby be united ? " Princess Caroline was very willing ; so was Elec- tress Sophie, the Great-Grandmother of both the parties ; so were the Georges, Father and Grandfather of Fred : little Fred himself was highly charmed, when told of it ; even little Wilhelmina, with her dolls, looked pleasantly demure on the occasion. So it remained settled in fact, though not in form ; and little Fred (a florid milk-faced foolish kind of Boy, I guess) made presents to his little Prussian Cousin, wrote bits of love- letters to her ; and all along afterwards fancied himself, and at length ardently enough became, her little lover and in- tended, — always rather a little fellow : — to which sentiments Wilhelmina signifies that she responded with the due maidenly indifference, but not in an offensive manner. After our Prussian Fritz's birth, the matter took a still closer form : " You, dear Princess Caroline, you have now two little Princesses again, either of whom might suit my little Fritzchen ; let us take Amelia, the second of them, who is nearest his age ? " " Agreed ! " answered Princess Caroline again. " Agreed ! " answered all the parties interested : and so it was settled, that the Marriage of Prussia to England should be a Double one, Fred of Hanover and England to Wilhelmina, Fritz of Prussia to Amelia ; and children and pai-ents lived thenceforth in the constant understanding that such, in due course of years, was to be the case, though noth- ing yet was formally concluded by treaty upon it.^ Queen Sophie Dorothee of Prussia was always eager enough for treaty, and conclusion to her scheme. True to it, she, as needle to the pole in all weathers ; sometimes in the wildest weather, poor lady. Nor did the Hanover Serene Highnesses, at any time, draw back or falter : but having very soon got wafted across to England, into new more complex conditions, 1 Pollnitz, Memoir en, ii. 193. 428 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. and wider anxieties in that new country, they were not so impressively eager as Queen Sophie, on this interesting point. Electress Sophie, judicious Great-Grandmother, was not now there : Electress Sophie had died about a month before Queen Anne ; and never saw the English Canaan, much as she had longed for it. George I., her son, a taciturn, rather splenetic elderly Gentlernan, very foreign in England, and oftenest rather sulky there and elsewhere, was not in a humor to be forward in that particular business. George I. had got into quarrel with his Prince of Wales, Fred's Father, — him who is one day to be George II., always a rather foolish little Prince, though his Wife Caroline was Wisdom's self in a manner : — George I. had other much more urgent cares than that of marrying his disobedient foolish little Prince of Wales's offspring ; and he always pleaded difficulties. Acts of Parliament that would be needed, and the like, whenever Sophie Dorothee came to visit him at Hanover, and urge this matter. The taciturn, inarticulately thoughtful, rather sulky old Gentleman, he had weighty burdens lying on him ; felt fretted and galled, in many ways ; and had found life, Electoral and even Royal, a deceptive sumptuosity, little better than a more or less extensive " feast of shells," next to no real meat or drink left in it to the hungry heart of man. Wife sitting half-frantic in the Castle of Ahlden, waxing more and more into a gray-haired Megaera (with whom Sophie Doro- thea under seven seals of secrecy corresponds a little, and even the Prince of Wales is suspected of wishing to corre- spond) ; a foolish disobedient Prince of Wales ; Jacobite Pre- tender people with their Mar Rebellions, with their Alberoni combinations ; an English Parliament jangling and debating unmelodiously, whose very language is a mystery to us, noth- ing but Walpole in dog-latin to help us through it : truly it is not a Heaven-on-Earth altogether, much as Mother Sophie and her foolish favorite, our disobedient Prince of Wales, might long for it ! And the Hanover Tail, the Robethons, Berns- torfs, Fabrices, even the Blackamoor Porters, — they are not beautiful either, to a taciturn Majesty of some sense, if he cared about their doings or them. Voracious, plunderous, all Chap. I. DOUBLE-MAERIAGE IS DECIDED ON. 429 1723-1726. of them ; like hounds, long hungry, got into a rich house which has no master, or a mere imaginary one. " Menth'is impu- dentissime" said Walpole in his dog-latin once, in our Royal presence, to one of these official plunderous gentlemen, " You tell an impudent lie ! " — at which we only laughed.^ His Britannic ^Majesty by no means wanted sense, had not his situation been incurably absurd. In his young time he had served creditably enough against the Turks ; twice com- manded the Belchs-Arnxy in the Marlborough Wars, and did at least testify his indignation at the inefficient state of it. His Foreign Politics, so called, were not madder than those of others. Bremen and Verden he had bought a bargain ; and it was natural to protect them by such resources as he had, Eng- lish or other. Then there was the World-Spectre of the Pre- tender, stretching huge over Creation, like the Brocken-Spectre in hazy weather ; — against whom how protect yourself, except by cannonading for the Kaiser at Messina ; by rushing into every brabble that rose, and hiring the parties with money to fight it out well ? It was the established method in that mat- ter ; method not of George's inventing, nor did it cease with George. As to Domestic Politics, except it were to keep quiet, and eat what the gods had provided, one does not find that he had any. — The sage Leibnitz would very fain have followed him to England ; but, for reasons indifferently good, could never be allowed. If the truth must be told, the sage Leibnitz had a wisdom which now looks dreadfully like that of a wise- acre ! In Mathematics even, — he did invent the Differential Calculus, but it is certain also he never could believe in New- ton's System of the Universe, nor would read the Princijna at all. For the rest, he was in quarrel about Newton with the Royal Society here ; ill seen, it is probable, by this sage and the other. To the Hanover Official Gentlemen devouring their English dead-horse, it did not appear that his presence could be useful in these parts.^ ^ Horace Walpole, Reminiscences of Georrje 1. and George II. (London, 1788.) 2 Guhrauer, Gottfried Freiherr von Leihnit:, eine Biofirnphie (Breslau, 1842) ; Ker of Kersland, Memoirs of Secret Transactions (London, 1727). 10.19 Vol.1 430 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. Nor are the Hanover womankind his Majesty has about him, quasi-wives or not, of a soul-entrancing character ; far indeed from that. Two in chief there are, a fat and a lean : the lean, called " Maypole " by the English populace, is " Duchess of Kendal," with excellent pension, in the English Peerages ; Sehulenburg the former German name of her ; decidedly a quasi-wife (influential, against her will, in that sad Konigs- mark Tragedy, at Hanover long since), who is fallen thin and old. " Maypole," — or bare Hop-pole, with the leaves all stript ; lean, long, hard ; — though she once had her summer verdures too ; and still, as an old quasi-wife, or were it only as an old article of furniture, has her worth to the royal mind. Schulenburgs, kindred of hers, are high in the military line ; some of whom we may meet. Then besides this lean one, there is a fat ; of whom Walpole (Horace, who had seen her in boyhood) gives description. Big staring black eyes, with rim of circular ej'ebrow, like a coach- wheel round its nave, very black the eyebrows also ; vast red face ; cheeks running into neck, neck blending indistinguisha- bly with stomach, — a mere cataract of fluid tallow, skinned over and curiously dizened, according to Walpole's portraiture. This charming creature, Kielmannsegge by German name, was called "Countess of Darlington" in this country — with ex- cellent pension, as was natural. They all had pensions : even Queen Sophie Dorothee, I have noticed in our State-Paper Office, has her small pension, " £800 a year on the Irish Estab- lishment : " Irish Establishment will never miss such a pit- tance for our poor Child, and it may be useful over yonder ! — This Kielmannsegge Countess of Darlington was, and is, believed by the gossiping English to have been a second simul- taneous Mistress of his ]\Iajesty's ; but seems, after all, to have been his Half-Sister and nothing more. Half-Sister (due to Gentleman Ernst and a Countess Platen of bad Hanover fame) ; grown dreadfully fat; but not without shrewdness, perhaps affection; and worth something in this dull foreign country, mere cataract of animal oils as she has become. These Two are the amount of his Britannic Majesty's resources in that matter ; resources surely not extensive, after all ! — Chap. I. DOUBLE-MAKKIAGE IS DECIDED ON, 431 1723-1726. His Britannic Majesty's day, in St. James's, is not of an in- teresting sort to him ; and every evening lie comes precisely at a certain hour to drink beer, seasoned with a little tobacco, and the company of these two women. Drinks diligently in a sipping way, says Horace; and smokes, with snch dull speech as there may be, — not till he is drunk, but only perceptibly di'unkish ; raised into a kind of cloudy narcotic Olympus, and opaquely sujjerior to the ills of life ; in which state he walks uncomplainingly to bed. Government, when it can by any art be avoided, he rarely meddles with ; shows a rugged sagacity, where he does and must meddle : consigns it to Walpole in dog-latin, — laughs at his " menfirisJ' This is the First George ; first triumph of the Constitutional Princi- ple, which has since gone to such sublime heights among us, — heights which we at last begin to suspect might be depths, leading down, all men now ask : Whitherwards ? A much- admired invention in its time, that of letting go the rudder, or setting a wooden figure expensively dressed to take charge of it, and discerning that the ship would sail of itself so much more easily ! Which it will, if a peculiarly good sea-boat, in certain, kinds of sea, — for a time. Till the Sinbad " Mag- netic Mountains" begin to be felt pulling, or the circles of Charybdis get you in their sweep ; and then what an invention it was ! — This, we say, is the new Sovereign Man, whom the English People, being in some perplexity about the Pope and other points, have called in from Hanover, to walk before them in the ways of heroism, and by command and by ex- ample guide Heavenwards their affairs and them. And they hope that he will do it ? Or perhaps that their affairs will go thither of their own accord ? Always a singular People ! — Poor George, careless of these ulterior issues, has always trouble enough with the mere daily details. Parliamentary in- solences, Jacobite plottings, South-Sea Bubbles ; and wishes to hunt, when he gets over to Hanover, rather than to make Marriage-Treaties. Besides, as Wilhelmina tells us, they have filled him with lies, these Hanover Women and their emissa- ries : " Your Princess Wilhelmina is a monster of ill-temper, 432 DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book v. 1723-1726. crooked in the back and what not," say they. If there is to be a Marriage, double or single, these Improper Females must first be persuaded to consent.^ Difficulties enough. And there is none to help ; Friedrich Wilhelm cares little about the matter, though he has given his Yes, — Yes, since you wiU. But Sophie Dorothee is diligent and urgent, by all opportu- nities ; — and, at length, in 1723, the conjuncture is propitious. Domestic Jacobitism, in the shape of Bishop Atterbury, has got itself well banished ; Alberoni and his big schemes, years ago they are blown into outer darkness ; Charles XII. is well dead, and of our Bremen and Verden no question henceforth; even the Kaiser's Spectre-Hunt, or Spanish Duel, is at rest for the present, and the Congress of Cambrai is sitting, or trying all it can to sit : at home or abroad, there is nothing, not even Wood's Irish Halfpence, as yet making noise. And on the other hand. Czar Peter is rumored (not without foundation) to be coming westward, with some huge armament ; which, whether " intended for Sweden " or not, renders a Prussian alliance doubly valuable. And so now at last, in this favorable aspect of the stars, King George, over at Herrenhausen, was by much management of his Daughter Sophie's, and after many hitches, brought to the mark. And Friedrich Wilhelm came over too ; ostensibly to bring home his Queen, but in reality to hear his Father- in-law's compliance to the Double-Marriage, — for which his Prussian Majesty is willing enough, if others are willing. Praised be Heaven, King George has agreed to everything ; consents, one propitious day (Autumn 1723, day not otherwise dated), — Czar Peter's Armament, and the questionable as- pects in France, perhaps quickening his volitions a little. Upon which Friedrich Wilhelm and Queen Sophie have re- turned home, content in that matter ; and expect shortly his Britannic Majesty's counter-visit, to perfect the details, and make a Treaty of it. His Britannic Majesty, we say, has in substance agreed to everything. And now, in the silence of Nature, the brown ^ M€moires de Bareith. Chap. L DOUBLE-MARIUAGE IS DECIDED ON. 433 leaves of October still hanging to the trees in a picturesque manner, and Wood's Halfpence not yet begun to jingle in the Drapier's Letters of Dean Swift, — his Britannic Majesty is expected at Berlin. At Berlin; properly at Charlottenburg a pleasant rural or suburban Palace (built by his Britannic Majesty's late noble Sister, Sophie Charlotte, "the Eepubli- can Queen," and named after her, as was once mentioned), a mile or two Southwest of that City. There they await King George's counter-visit. Poor Wilhelmina is in much trepidation about it ; and im- parts her poor little feelings, her anticipations and experi- ences, in readable terms : — " There came, in those weeks, one of the Duke of Glouces- ter's gentlemen to Berlin," — Duke of Gloucester is Pred our intended, not yet Prince of Wales, and if the reader should ever hear of a Duke of Edinburgh, that too is Fred, — " Duke of Gloucester's gentlemen to Berlin," says Wilhelmina : " the Queen had Soiree (Appartement) ; he was presented to her as well as to me. He made me a very obliging compliment on his Master's part ; I blushed, and answered only by a courtesy. The Queen, who had her eye on me, was very angry I had answered the Duke's compliments in mere silence ; and rated me sharply (ine lava la tete cV importance) for it; and ordered me, under pain of her indignation, to repair that fault to-mor- row. I retired, all in tears, to my room ; exasperated against the Queen and against the Duke ; I swore I would never marry him, would throw myself at the feet — " And so on, as young ladies of vivacioiis temper, in extreme circumstances, are wont : — did speak, however, next day, to my Hanover gentleman about his Duke, a little, though in an embarrassed manner. Alas, I am yet but fourteen, gone the 3d of July last : tremu- lous as aspen-leaves ; or say, as sheet-lightniug bottled in one of the thinnest human skins ; and have no experience of foolish Dukes and affairs ! — "Meanwhile," continues Wilhelmina, "the King of Eng- land's time of arrival was drawing nigh. We repaired, on the 6th of October, to Charlottenburg to receive him. The heart 43-i DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. Oct. 1723. of me kept beating, and I was in cruel agitations. King George [my Grandfatlier, and Grand Uncle] arrived on the 8tli, about seven in the evening ; " — dusky shades already sinking over Nature everywhere, and all paths growing dim. Abundant flunkies, of course, rush out with torches or what is needful. " The King . of Prussia, the Queen and all their Suite received him in the Court of the Palace, the ' Apart- ments ' being on the ground-floor. So soon as he had saluted the King and Queen, I was presented to him. He embraced me ; and turning to the Queen said to her, ' Your daughter is very big of her age ! ' He gave the Queen his hand, and led her into her apartment, whither everybody followed them. As soon as I came in, he took a light from the table, and surveyed me from head to foot. I stood motionless as a statue, and was much put out of countenance. All this went on without his uttering the least word. Having thus passed me in review, he addressed himself to my Brother, whom he caressed much, and amused himself with, f r a good while." Pretty little Grand- son this, your Majesty ; — any future of history in this one, think you ? " I," says Wilhelmina, '' took the oj)portunity of slipping out ; " — hopeful to get away ; but could not, the Queen having noticed. '' The Queen made me a sign to follow her ; and passed into a neighboring apartment, where she had the English and Ger- mans of King George's Suite successively presented to her. After some talk with these gentlemen, she withdrew ; leaving me to entertain them, and saying : ' Speak English to my Daughter ; you will find she speaks it very well.' I felt much less embarrassed, once the Queen was gone; and picking up a little courage, I entered into conversation with these Eng- lish. As I spoke their language like my mother-tongue, I got pretty well out of the affair, and everybody seemed charmed with me. They made my eulogy to the Queen ; told her T had quite the English air, and was made to be their Sovereign one day. It was saying a great deal on their part : for these Eng- lish think themselves so much above all other people, that they imagine they are paying a high compliment when they tell any one he has got English manners. Chat. I. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE IS DECIDED ON. 435 Oct. 1723. " Their King [my Grandpapa] had got Spanish manners, I shoukl say : he was of an extreme gravity, and hardly spoke a word to anybody. He saluted Madam iSonsfeld [my inval- uable thi-ice-dear Governess] very coldly ; and asked her ' If I was always so serious, and if my humor was of the melan- choly turn ? ' ' Anything but that. Sire,' answered the other : ' but the respect she has for your Majesty prevents her from being as sprightly as she commonly is.' He wagged his head, and answered nothing. The reception he had given me, and this question, of which I heard, gave me such a chill, that I never had the courage to speak to him," — was merely looked at with a candle by Grandpapa. " We were summoned to supper at last, where this grave Sovereign still remained dumb. Perhaps he was right, perhaps he was wrong ; but I think he followed the proverb, which says, Better hold your tongue than speak badly. At the end of the repast he felt indisposed. The Queen would have per- suaded him to quit table ; they bandied compliments a good while on the point ; but at last she threw down her napkin, and rose. The King of England naturally rose too ; but began to stagger ; the King of Prussia ran up to help him, all the company ran bustling about him ; but it was to no purpose : he sank on his knees ; his peruke falling on one side, and his hat [or at least his head. Madam !] on the other. They stretched him softly on the floor ; where he remained a good hour Avithout consciousness. The pains they took with him brought back his senses, by degrees, at last. The Queen and the King [of Prussia] were in despair all this while. Many have thought this attack was a herald of the stroke of apo- plexy which came by and by," — within four years from this date, and carried off his Majesty in a very gloomy manner. '' They passionately entreated him to retire now," continues AYilhelmina ; " but he would not by any means. He led out the Queen, and did the other ceremonies, according to rule ; had a very bad night, as we learned underhand ; " but persisted stoi- cally nevertheless, being a crowned Majesty, and bound to it. He stoically underwent four or tlrree other days, of festival, sight-seeing, " pleasure " so called ; — among other sights, saw 436 DOUBLE-MAREIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. Oct. 1723. little Fritz drilling his Cadets at Berlin ; — and on the fourth day (12th October, 1723, so thinks Wilhelmina) fairly " signed the Treaty of the Double-Marriage," English Townshend and the Prussian Ministry having settled all things.^ " Signed the Treaty," thinks Wilhelmina, " all things being settled." Which is an error on the part of Wilhelmina. Set- tled many or all things were by Townshend and the others : but before signing, there was Parliament to be apprised, there were formalities, expenditure of time ; between the ciip and the lip, such things to intervene ; — and the sad fact is, the Pouble-Marriage Treaty never was signed at all ! — However, all things being now settled ready for signing, his Britannic Majesty, next morning, set off for the Gohrde again, to try if there were any hunting possible. This authentic glimpse, one of the few that are attainable, of their first Constitutional King, let English readers make the most of. The act done proved dreadfully momentous to our little Friend, his Grandson ; and will much concern us ! Thus, at any rate, was the Treaty of the Double-Marriage settled, to the point of signing, — thought to be as good as signed. It was at the time when Czar Peter was making armaments to burn Sweden; when Wood's Halfpence (on behalf of her Improper Grace of Kendal, the lean Quasi-Wife, " Maypole " or Hop-pole, who had run short of money, as she often did) were about beginning to jingle in Ireland;^ when Law's Bubble " System " had fallen, well flaccid, into Chaos again ; when Dubois the unutterable Cardinal had at length died, and d'Orleans the unutterable Kegent was unexpectedly about to do so, — in a most surprising Sodom-and-Gomorrah manner.* Not to mention other dull and vile phenomena of 1 Wilhelmina, M^moires de Bareith, i. 83, 87. — In Coxe {Memoirs of Sir Robert Walpole, London, 1798), ii. 266, 272, 273, are some faint hints, from Townshend, of this Berlin journey. 2 Coxe (i. 216, 217, and supply the dates); Walpole to Townshend, I3th October, 1723 (ib. ii. 275) : " The Drapier's Letters" are of 1724. 8 2d December, 1723 : Barbier, Journal Historirpie du Eigne de Louis XV. (Paris, 1847), i. 192, 196 ; Lacretelle, Histoire de France, 18"^ siecle ; &c. Chap. I. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE IS DECIDED ON. 437 Oct. 1723. putrid fermentation, wliicli were transpiring, or sluttishly bub- bling up, in poor benighted rotten Em-ope here or there ; — since these are sufficient to date the Transaction for us ; and wliat does not stick to our Fritz and his affairs it is more pleasant to us to forget than to remember, of such an epoch. Hereby, for the present, is a great load rolled from Queen Sophie Dorothee's heart. One, and that the highest, of her ab- struse negotiations, cherished, labored in, these fourteen years, she has brought to a victorious issue, — has she not? Her poor Mother, once so radiant, now so dim and angry, shut in the Castle of Ahlden, does not approve this Double-Marriage ; not she for her part ; — as indeed evil to all Hanoverian inter- ests is now chiefly her good, poor Lady ; and she is growing more and more of a Megaera every day. With whom Sophie Dorothee has her own difficulties and abstruse practices ; but struggles always to maintain, under seven-fold 'secrecy, some thread of correspondence and pious filial ministration wherever possible ; that the poor exasperated Mother, wretchedest and angriest of women, be not quite cut off from the kinship of the living, but that some soft breath of pity may cool her burning heart now and then.^ A dark tragedy of Sophie's, this ; the Bluebeard Chamber of her mind, into which no eye but her own must ever look. Princess Amelia comes into the World. In reference to Queen Sophie, and chronologically if not otherwise connected with this Double-Marriage Treaty, I will mention one other thing. Her Majesty had been in fluctuating health, all summer ; unaccountable symptoms turning up in her Majesty's constitution, languors, qualms, especially a ten- dency to swelling or increase of size, which had puzzled and alarmed her Doctors and her. Friedrich Wilhelm, on con- clusion of the Marriage-Treaty, had been appointed to join his Father-in-law, Britannic George, at the Gohrde, in some three weeks' time, and have a bout of hunting. On the 8th of ^ In Memoirs of Sophia Dorothea (London, 1845), ii. 385, 393, are certain fractious of this Correspondence, " edited " in an amazing manner 438 DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1720. ZSTovember, bedtime being come, lie kissed his Wilhelmina and the rest, by way of good-by ; intending to start very early on the morrow : — long journey (150 miles or so), to be done all in one day. In the dead of the night. Queen Sophie was seized with dreadful colics, — pangs of colic or who knows what ; — Friedrich Wilhelm is summoned ; rises in the highest alarm ; none but the maids and he at hand to help ; and the colic, or whatever it may be, gets more and more dreadful. Colic ? poor Sophie, it is travail, and no colic ; and a clever young Princess is suddenly the result ! In one but Fried- rich Wilhelm and the maid for midwives ; mother and infant, nevertheless, doing perfectly well. Friedrich Wilhelm did not go on the morrow, but next day; laughed, ever and anon in loud hahas, at the part he had been playing; and was very glad and merry. How the experienced Sophie, whose twelfth child this is, came to commit such an oversight is unaccounta- ble ; but the fact is certain, and made a merry noise in Court circles.^ The clever little Princess, now born in this manner, is known by name to idle readers. She was christened Amelia ; and we shall hear of her in time coming. But there was, as the Cir- culating Libraries still intimate, a certain loud-spoken braggart of the histrionic-heroic sort, called Baron Trenck, windy, rash, and not Avithout mendacity, who has endeavored to associate her with his own transcendent and not undeserved ill-luck; hinting the poor Princess into a sad fame in that way. For which, it would now appear, there was no basis whatever ! Most condemnable Trenck ; — whom, however, Robespierre guillotined finally, and so settled that account and others. Of Sophie Dorothee's twelve children, including this Amelia, there are now eight living, two boys, six girls ; and after Amelia, "fwo others, boys, are successively to come : ten in all, who grew to be men and women. Of whom perhaps I had better subjoin a List ; now that the eldest Boy and Girl are about to get settled in life ; and therewith close this Chapter. 1 Polloiitz, ii. 199; Wilhelmina, i. 87, 88. Chap. I. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE IS DECIDED ON. 439 1723-1726. FriedHch Wilhelm's Ten Children. Marriage to Sophie Dorotheo, 28th November, 170G. A little Priuce, born 23d November, 1707, died iu six months. Then came, 1°. Frederika Sophie Wilhelmina, ultimately Margravine of Bai- reuth, after strange adventures in the marriage-treaty way. Wrote her Meinoires there, about 1744. Of whom wo shall hear much. Left a Daughter, her one child; Daughter badly married, to "Karl reigning Duke of Wiirtemberg " (Poet Schiller's famous Serene Highness tliere), from whom she had to separate, &c., with anger enough, by and bj. After Wilhelmina in the Family series came a second Prince, who died in the eleventh month. Then, 24th January, 1712, 2°. Friedrich. After whom (1713) a little Princess, who died in few months. And then, 3°. Frederika Louisa, born 28tli September, 1714; age now about nine. Margravine of Anspach, 30th May, 1729; Widow 17.57. Her cue Son, bom 1736, was the Ladt/- Craven's Anspach. Frederika Louisa died 4th February, 1784. 4°. Philippina Charlotte, born 13th of March, 1716; became Duchess of Brunswick (her Husband was Eldest Brother of the " Prince Ferdinand " so ftxmous iu England in the Seven-Years War) ; her Son was the Duke who invaded France in 1792, and was tragically hurled to ruin in the Battle of Jena, 1806. The Mother lived till 1801 ; Widow since 1780. After whom, in 1717, again a little Priuce, who died within two years (our Fritz then seven, • — probably the first time Death ever came before him, practically into his little thoughts in this world) : then, 5°. Sophie Dorothee Maria, born 25th January, 1719 ; Margravine of Schwedt, 1734 (eldest Margraf of Schwedt, mentioned above as a comrade of the Crown-Prince). Her life not very happy ; she died 1765. Left no son (Brother-in-law succeeded, last of the Schwedt Margraves) : her Daughter, wedded 'to Prince Friedrich Eugen, a Prussian Officer, Cadet of Wiirtemberg and ultimately Heir there, is Ancestress of the Wiirtemberg Sovereignties that now are, and also (by one of her daughters married to Paul of Russia) of all tlie Czar kindred of our time.^ 6°. Louisa Ulrique, born 24th July, 1720 ; married Adolf Friedrich, Heir- Apparent, subsequently King of Sweden, 17th July, 1744 ; Queen 1 Preuss, iv. 278 ; Erman, Vie de Sophie Charlotte, p. 272. 4-iO DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 172;j-1726. (he having acceded) 6th April, 1751 ; Widow 1771 ; died, at Stockholm, 16th July, 1762. Mother of the subsequent Kings; her Grandson the Deposed.^ 7°. August Wilhelm, born 9th August, 1 722 ; Heir- Apparent after Friedrich (so declared by Friedrich, 30th June, 1744) ; Father of the Kings who have since followed. He himself died, in sad circumstances, as we shall see, 12th June, 1758. 8°. Anna Amelia, bom 9th November, 1723, — on the terms we have seen. 9°. Friedrich Heinrich Ludwig, born 18th January, 1726; — the famed Prince Henri, of whom we shall hear. 10°. August Ferdinand, born 23d May, 1730 : a brilliant enough little soldier under his Brother, full of spirit and talent, but liable to weak health; — was Father of the " Prince Louis Ferdinand," a tragic Failure of something considerable, who went off in Liberahsm, wit, in high sentiment, expenditure and debauchery, greatly to the admiration of some persons ; and at length rushed desperate upon the French, and found his quietus (10th October, 1806), four days before the Battle of Jena. CHAPTER 11. A KAISEK HUNTING SHADOWS. Treaty of Double-Marriage is ready for signing, once the needful Parliamentary preludings are gone through ; Treaty is signed, thinks Willielmina, — forgetting the distance be- tween cup and lip ! — As to signing, or even to burning, and giving up the thought of signing, alas, how far are we yet from that ! Imperial spectre-huntings and the politics of most European Cabinets will connect themselves with that; and send it wandering wide enough, — lost in such a jungle of intrigues, pettifoggings, treacheries, diplomacies domestic and foreign, as the course of true-love never got entangled in before. The whole of which extensive Cabinet operations, covering square miles of paper at this moment, — having nevertheless, 1 CErtel, p. 83 ; Hubner, tt. 91, 227. CHAr. II. A KAISER HUNTING SHADOWS. 441 1723-1726. after ten years of effort, ended in absolute zero, — were of no ■worth even to the managers of them ; and are of less than none to any mortal now or henceforth. So that the method of treating them becomes a problem to History. To pitch them utterly out of window, and out of memory, never to be mentioned in human speech again: this is the manifest prompting of Nature ; — and this, were not our poor Crown- Prince and one or two others involved in them, would be our ready and thrice-joyful course. Surely the so-called " Politics of Europe " in that day are a thing this Editor would other- wise, with his whole soul, forget to all eternity ! '^ Putrid fermentation," ending, after the endurance of much mal-odor, in mere zero to you and to every one, even to the rotting bodies themselves : — is there any wise Editor that would connect himself with that ? These are the fields of History which are to be, so soon as humanly possible, suppressed; which only Mephistopheles, or the bad Genius of Mankind, can contemplate with pleasure. Let us strive to touch lightly the chief summits, here and there, of that intricate, most empty, mournful Business, — which was really once a Pact in practical Europe, not the mere nightmare of an Attorney's Dream ; — and indicate, so far as indispensable, how the young Friedrich, Friedrich's Sister, Father, Mother, were tribulated, almost heart-broken and done to death, by means of it Imperial Majesty on the Treaty of Utrecht. Kaiser Karl VI., head of the Holy Romish Empire at this time, was a handsome man to look upon ; whose life, full of expense, vicissitude, futile labor and adventure, did not prove of much use to the world. Describable as a laborious futility rather. He was second son of that little Leopold, the solemn little Herr in red stockings, who had such troubles, frights, and runnings to and fro with the sieging Turks, liberative Sobieskis, acquisitive Louis Fourteenths ; and who at length ended in a sea of futile labor, which they call the Spanish- Succession War. 442 DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. This Karl, second son, had been appointed " King of Spain " in that futile business ; and witli much sublimity, though internally in an impoverished condition, he proceeded towards Spain, landing in England to get cash for the outfit ; — arrived in Spain ; and roved about there as Titular King for some years, with the fighting Peterboroughs, Galways, Stah- rembergs ; but did no good there, neither he nor his Peter- boroughs. At length, his Brother Joseph, Father Leopold's successor, having died,^ Karl came home from Spain to be Kaiser. At which point, Karl would have been wise to give up his Titular Kingship in Spain ; for he never got, nor will get, anything but futile labor from hanging to it. He did hang to it nevertheless ; and still, at this date of George's visit and long afterwards, hangs, — with notable obstinacy. To the woe of men and nations : punishment doubtless of his sins and theirs ! — Kaiser Karl shrieked mere amazement and indignation, when the English tired of fighting for him and it. When the English said to their great Marlborough : " Enough, you sorry Marlborough! You have beaten Louis XIV. to the suppleness of wash-leather, at our bidding ; that is true, and that may have had its difSxjulties : but, after all, we prefer to have the thing precisely as it would have been without any fighting. You, therefore, what is the good of you ? You are a — person whom we fling out like sweepings, now that our eyesight returns, and accuse of common stealin'g. Go and be—!" Nothing ever had so disgusted and astonished Kaiser Karl as this treatment, — not of Marlborough, whom he regarded only as he would have done a pair of military boots or a holster-pistol of superior excellence, for the uses that were in him, — but of the Kaiser Karl his own sublime self, the heart and focus of Political Nature ; left in this manner, now when the sordid English and Dutch declined spending blood and money for him farther. "Ungrateful, sordid, inconceivable souls," answered Karl, ''was there ever, since the early Christian times, such a martyr as you have now made of me ! " 1 17th April, 1711. Chap. 11. A KAISER HUNTING SHADOWS. 443 1723-1726. So answered Karl, in diplomatic groans and shrieks, to all ends of Europe. But the sulky English and Allies, thoroughly tired of paying and bleeding, did not heed him ; made their Peace of Utrecht ^ with Louis XIV., who was now beaten supple ; and Karl, after a year of indignant protests, and futile attempts to fight Louis on his own score, was obliged to do the like. He has lost the Spanish crown ; but still holds by the shadow of it ; will not quit that, if he can help it. He hunts much, digests well •, is a sublime Kaiser, though inter- nally rather poor, carrying his head high ; and seems to him- self, on some sides of his life, a martyred much-enduring man. Imperial Majesty has got happily wedded. Kaiser Karl, soon after the time of going to Spain, had decided that a Wife would be necessary. He applied to Caro- line of Anspach, now English Princess of Wales, but at that time an orphaned Brandenburg- Anspach Princess, very beauti- ful, graceful, gifted, and altogether unprovided for ; living at Berlin under the guardianship of Friedrich the first King. Her young Mother had married again, — high enough match (to Kur-Sachsen, elder Brother of August the Strong, August at that time without prospects of the Electorate) ; — but it lasted short while : Caroline's Mother and Saxon Step-father were both now, long since, dead. So she lived at Berlin, bril- liant though unportioned ; — with the rough cub Eriedrich Wilhelm much following her about, and passionately loyal to her, as the Beast was to Beauty ; whom she did not mind, except as a cub loyal to her ; being five years older than he.^ Indigent bright Caroline, a young lady of fine aquiline fea- tures and spirit, was applied for to be Queen of Spain ; wooer a handsome man, who might even be Kaiser by and by. Indi- gent bright Caroline at once answered, No. She was never very orthodox in Protestant theology ; but could not think of taking up Papistry for lucre's and ambition's sake : be that always remembered on Caroline's behalf. 1 Peace of Utrecht, 11th April, 1713 ; Peace of Rastadt (following upon the Preliminaries of Baden), 6th March, 1714. 2 Forster, i. 107. 444 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. The Spanisli Majesty next applied at Brunswick Wolfen- biittel ; no lack of Princesses there : Princess Elizabeth, for instance ; Protestant she too, but perhaps not so squeamish ? Old Anton Ulrich, whom some readers know for the idle Books, long-winded Novels chiefly, which he wrote, was the Grandfather of this favored Princess ; a good-natured old gentleman, of the idle ornamental species, in whose head most things, it is likely, were reduced to vocables, scribble and sen- timentality ; and only a steady internal gravitation towards praise and pudding was traceable as very real in him. Anton Ulrich, affronted more or less by the immense advancement of Gentleman Ernst and the Hanoverian or Younger Brunswick Line, was extremely glad of the Imperial offer ; and persuaded his timid Grand-daughter, ambitious too, but rather conscience- stricken. That the change from Protestant to Catholic, the essentials being so perfectly identical in both, was a mere trifle ; that he himself, old as he was, would readily change along with her, so easy was it. Whereupon the young Lady made the big leap ; abjured her religion ; ^ — went to Spain as Queen (with sad injury to her complexion, but otherwise successfully more or less) ; — and sits now as Empress beside her Karl VI. in a grand enough, probably rather dull, but not singularly unhappy manner. She, a Brunswick Princess, with Nephews and Nieces who may concern us, is Kaiserinn to Kaiser Karl : for aught I know of her, a kindly simple Wife, and unexceptionable Sovereign Majesty, of the sort wanted ; whom let us remem-. ber, if we meet her again one day. I add only of this poor Lady, distinguished to me by a Daughter she had, that her mind still had some misgivings about the big leap she had made in the Protestant-Papist way. Finding Anton Ulrich still con- tinue Protestant, she wrote to him out of Spain : — " Why, honored Grandpapa, have you not done as you promised ? Ah, there must be a taint of mortal sin in it, after all ! " Upon which the absurdly situated old Gentleman did change his re- ligion ; and is marked as a Convert in all manner of Genealo- gies and Histories ; — truly an old literary gentleman ducal 1 l8t May, 1707, at Bamberg. Chap. II. A KAISER HUNTING SHADOWS. 445 1723-1726. and serene, restored to the bosom of the Church in a somewhat peculiarly ridiculous manner.^ — But to return. Imperial Majesty and the Termagant of Spain. Ever after the Peace of Utrecht, when England and Holland declined to bleed for him farther, especially ever since his own Peace of Rastadt made with Louis the year after. Kaiser Karl had utterly lost hold of the Crown of Spain ; and had not the least chance to clutch that bright substance again. But he held by the shadow of it, with a deadly Hapsburg tenacity ; refused for twenty years, under all pressures, to part with the shadow : " The Spanish Hapsburg Branch is dead ; whereupon do not I, of the Austrian Branch, sole representative of Kaiser Karl the Fifth, claim, by the law of Heaven, whatever he pos- sessed in Spain, by law of ditto ? Battles of Blenheim, of Malplaquet, Court-intrigues of Mrs. Masham and the Duchess : these may bring Treaties of Utrecht, and what you are pleased to call laws of Earth ; — but a Hapsburg Kaiser knows higher laws, if you would do a thousand Utrechts ; and by these, Spain is his ! " Poor Kaiser Karl : he had a high thought in him really, though a most misguided one. Titular King of Men; but much bewildered into mere indolent fatuity, inane solemnity, high sniffing pride grounded on nothing at all ; a Kaiser much sunk in the sediments of his muddy Epoch. Sure enough, he was a proud lofty solemn Kaiser, infinitely the gentleman in air and humor ; Spanish gravities, ceremonials, reticences ; — and could, in a better scene, have distinguished himself, by better than mere statuesque immovability of posture, dignified endurance of ennui, and Hapsburg tenacity in holding the grip. It was not till 1735, after tusslings and wrenchings beyond calculation, that he would consent to qviit the Shadow of the Crown of Spain ; and let Europe he at peace on that score. The essence of what is called the European History of this Period, such History as a Period sunk dead in spirit, and alive only in stomach, can have, turns all on Kaiser Karl, and these 1 Michaelis, i. 131. 446 DOUBLE-MAREIAGE PROJECT STAETED. Book V. 1723-1726. his clutcliings at shadows. Which makes a very sad, surpris- ing History indeed ; more worthy to be called Phenomena of Putrid Fermentation, than Struggles of Human Heroism to vindicate itself in this Planet, which latter alone are worthy of recording as " History " by mankind. On the throne of Spain, beside Philip V. the melancholic ncAV Boiu'bon, Louis XIV.'s Grandson, sat Elizabeth Farnese, a termagant tenacious woman, whose ambitious cupidities were not inferior in obstinacy to Kaiser Karl's, and proved not quite so shadowy as his. Elizabeth also wanted several things : renunciation of your (Kaiser Karl's) shadowy claims ; nay of sundry real usuri)ations you and your Treaties have made on the actual possessions of Spain, — Kingdom of Sicily, for in- stance ; Netherlands, for instance ; Gibraltar, for instance. But there is one thing which, we observe, is indisj^ensable throughout to Elizabeth Farnese : the future settlement of her dear Boy Carlos. Carlos, whom as Spanish Philip's second Wife she had given to Spain and the world, as Second or sup- plementary Infant there, — a troublesome gift to Spain and others. " This dear Boy, surely he must have his Italian Apanages, which you have provided for him : Duchies of Parma and Piacenza, which will fall heirless soon. Security for these Italian Apanages, such as will satisfy a Mother : Let us in- troduce Spanish garrisons into Parma and Piacenza at once ! How else can we be certain of getting those indispensable Apanages, when they fall vacant ? " On this point Elizabeth Farnese was positive, maternally vehement ; would take no subterfuge, denial or delay : " Let me perceive that I shall have these Duchies : that, first of all ; or else not that only, but numerous other things will be demanded of you ! " Upon which point the Kaiser too, who loved his Duchies, and hoped yet to keep them by some turn of the game, never could decide to comply. Whereupon Elizabeth grew more and more termagant ; listened to wild counsels ; took up an Alberoni, a Ripperda, any wandering diplomatic bull-dog that offered; and let them loose upon the Kaiser and her other gainsayers. To the terror of mankind, lest universal war Chap. II. A KAISER HUNTING SHADOWS. 447 17-2.:i-172G. should supervene. She held the Kaiser well at bay, mankind well in panic ; and continually there came on all Europe, for about twenty years, a terror that war was just about to break out, and the whole world to take fire. The History so called of Europe went canting from side to side ; heeling at a huge rate, according to the passes and lunges these two giant figures, Imperial Majesty and the Termagant of Spain, made at one another, — for a twenty years or more, till once the duel was decided between them. There came next to no war, after all; sputterings of war twice over, — 1718, Byng at Messina, as we saw ; and then, in 1727, a second sputter, as we are to see : — but the neighbors always ran with buckets, and got it quenched. No war to speak of ; but such negotiating, diplomatizing, universal hope, universal fear, and infinite ado about nothing, as were seldom heard of before. Eor except Eriedi'ich Wilhelm drilling his 50,000 soldiers (80,000 gradually, and gradually even twice that number), I see no Crowned Head in Europe that is not, with immeasurable apparatus, simply doing zero. Alas, in an age of universal infidelity to Heaven, where the Heavenly Sun has sunk, there occur strange Spectre-huntings. Which is a fact worth laying to heart. — Duel of Twenty Years with Elizabeth Earnese, about the eventualities of Parma and Pia- cenza, and the Shadow of the lost Crown of Spain ; this was the first grand Spectrality of Kaiser Karl's existence ; but this was not the whole of them. Imperial Majesty^s Pragmatic Sanction. Kaiser Karl meanwhile was rather short of heirs'; which formed another of his real troubles, and involved him in much shadow-hunting. His Wife, the Serene Brunswick Empress whom we spoke of above, did at length bring him children, brought him a boy even ; but the boy died within the year ; and, on the whole, there remained nothing but two Daughters ; jVIaria Theresa the elder of them, born 1717, — the prettiest little maiden in the world ; — no son to inherit Kaiser Karl. Under which circumstances Kaiser Karl produced now, in tlif> 448 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. Year 1724, a Document which he had executed privately as long ago as 1713, only his Privy Councillors and other Official witnesses knowing of it then ; ^ and solemnly publishes it to the world, as a thing all men are to take notice of. All men had notice enough of this Imperial bit of Sheepskin, before they got done with it, five-and -twenty years hence.^ A very famous Pragmatic Sanction ; now published for the world's comfort ! By which Document, Kaiser Karl had formally settled, and fixed according to the power he has, in the shape of what they call a Pragmatic Sanction, or unalterable Ordinance in his Im- perial House, "That, failing Heirs-male, his Daughters, his Eldest Daughter, should succeed him; failing Daughters, his Nieces ; and in short, that Heirs-female ranking from their kinship to Kaiser Karl, and not to any prior Kaiser, should be as good as Heirs-male of Karl's body would have been." A Pragmatic Sanction is the high name he gives this document, or the Act it represents ; " Pragmatic Sanction " being, in the Imperial Chancery and some others, the received title for Or- dinances of a very irrevocable nature, which a sovereign makes, in affairs that belong wholly to himself, or what he reckons his own rights.^ This Pragmatic Sanction of Kaiser Karl's, executed 19th April, 1713, was promulgated, " gradually," now here now there, from 1720 to 1724,^ — in which later year it became universally public ; and was transmitted to all Courts and Sovereignties, as an unalterable law of Things Imperial. Thereby the good man hopes his beautiful little Theresa, now seven years old, may succeed him, all as a son would have done, in the Aus- trian States and Dignities ; and incalculable damages, wars, 1 19th April, 1713 (Stenzel.iii. 522). 2 Peace of Aix-la-Chapelle, 1748. ^ A rare kind of Deed, it would seem; and all the more solemn. In 1438, Charles VI. of France, conceding the Galilean Church its Liberties, does it by "Sanction Pragmatique ; " Carlos III. of Spain (in 1759, "settling the Kmg- dom of the Two Sicilies on his third son") does the like, — which is the last instance of " Pragmatic Sanction " in this world. * Stenzel, pp. 522, 523. Chap. II. A KAISER HUNTING SHADOWS. 449 1723-1726. and chances of war, be prevented, for his House and for all the world. The world, incredulous of to-morrow, in its lazy way, was not sufficiently attentive to this new law of things. Some who were personally interested, as the Saxon Sovereignty, and the Bavarian, denied that it was just : reminded Kaiser Karl that he was not the Noah or Adam of Kaisers ; and that the case of Heirs-female was not quite a new idea on sheepskin. No ; there are older Pragmatic Sanctions and settlements, by prior Kaisers of blessed memory ; under which, if Daughters are to come in, we, descended from Imperial Daughters of older standing, shall have a word to say ! — To this Kaiser Karl answers steadily, with endless argument, That every Kaiser is a Patriarch, and First Man, in such matters ; and that so it has been pragmatically sanctioned by him, and that so it shall and must irrevocably be. To the other Powers, and indolent impartial Sovereigns of the world, he was lavish in embassies, in ardent representations ; and spared no pains in convincing them that to-morrow would surely come, and that then it would be a blessedness to have accepted this Pragmatic Sanction, and see it lying for you as a Law of Nature to go by, and avoid incalculable controversies. This was another vast Shadow, or confused high-piled con- tinent of shadows, to which our poor Kaiser held with his customary tenacity. To procure adherences and assurances to this dear Pragmatic Sanction, was, even more than the shadow of the Spanish Crown, and above all after he had quitted that, the one grand business of his Life henceforth. With which he kept all Europe in perpetual travail and di- plomacy ; raying out ambassadors, and less ostensible agents, with bribes, and with entreaties and proposals, into every high Sovereign Court and every low ; negotiating unweariedly by all methods, with all men. For it was his evening-song and his morning-prayer ; the grand meaning of Life to him, till Life ended. You would have said, the first question he asks of every creature is, "Will you covenant for my Pragmatic Sanction with me ? Oh, agree to it ; accept that new Law of Nature : when the morrow comes, it will be salutary for you ! " 450 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. IVIost of the Foreign Potentates idly accepted the thing, — as things of a distant contingent kind are accepted ; — made Treaty on it, since the Kaiser seemed so extremely anxious. Only Bavaria, having heritable claims, never would. Saxony too (August the Strong), being in the like case, or a better, flatly refused for a long time ; would not, at all, — except for a consideration. Bright little Prince Eugene, who dictated square miles of Letters and Diplomacies on the subject (Let- ters of a steady depth of dulness, which at last grows almost sublime), was wont to tell his Majesty : " Treatying, your Majesty ? A well- trained Army and a full Treasury ; that is the only Treaty that will make this Pragmatic Sanction valid ! " But his Majesty never would believe. So the bright old Eugene dictated, — or, we hope and guess, he only gave his clerks some key-word, and signed his name (in three languages, '" Eugenio von Savoye ") to these square miles of dull epistolary matter, — probably taking Spanish snuff when he had done. For he wears it in both waistcoat- pockets ; — has (as his Portraits still tell us) given up breath- ing by the nose. The bright little soul, with a flash in him as of Heaven's own lightning ; but now growing very old and snuffy. Shadow of Pragmatic Sanction, shadow of the Spanish Crown, — it was such shadow - huntings of the Kaiser in Vienna, it was this of the Pragmatic Sanction most of all, that thwarted our Prussian Double-Marriage, which lay so far away from it. This it was that pretty nearly broke the hearts of Friedrich, Wilhelmina, and their Mother and Father. For there never was such negotiating; not for admittance to the Kingdom of Heaven, in the j^ious times. And the open goings- forth of it, still more the secret minings and mole-courses of it, were into all places. Above ground and below, no Sover- eign mortal could say he was safe from it, let him agree or not. Friedrich "Wilhelm had cheerfully, and with all his heart, agreed to the Pragmatic Sanction ; this above ground, in sight of the sun ; and rashly fancied he had then done with it. Till, to his horror, he found the Imperial moles, by way of keeping assurance doubly sure, had been under the founda- Chap. II. A KAISER HUNTING SHADOWS. 451 1723-1726. tions of his very house for long years past, and had all but brought it down about him in the most hideous manner ! — Third Shadow : Imperial Majesty'' s Ostend Company. Another object which Kaiser Karl pursued with some dili- gence in these times, and which likewise proved a shadow, much disturbance as it gave mankind, was his " Ostend East- India Company." The Kaiser had seen impoverished Spain, rich England, rich Holland ; he had taken up a creditable notion about commerce and its advantages. He said to him- self. Why should not my Netherlands trade to the East, as well as these English and Dutch, and grow opulent like them ? He instituted {pctroyd) an " Ostend East-India Company," under due Patents and Imperial Sheepskins, of date ITth December, 1722,^ gave it what freedom he could to trade to the East. " Impossible ! " answered the Dutch, with distrac- tion in their aspect ; "Impossible, we say ; contrary to Treaty of Westphalia, to Utrecht, to Barrier Treaty ; and destructive to the best interests of mankind, especially to us and our trade- profits ! We shall have to capture your ships, if you ever send any." To which the Kaiser counterpleaded, earnestly, diligently, for the space of seven years, — to no effect. " We will capture your ships if you ever send any," answered the Dutch and English. What ships ever could have been sent from Ostend to the East, or what ill they could have done there, remains a mystery, owing to the monopolizing Maritime Powers. The Kaiser's laudable zeal for commerce had to expend itself in his Adriatic Territories, — giving privileges to the Ports of Trieste and Fiume ; ^ making roads through the Dal- matian Hill-Countries, which are useful to this day ; — but could not operate on the Netherlands in the way proposed. The Kaiser's Imperial Ostend East-India Company, which convulsed the Diplomatic mind for seven years to come, and 1 Buchholz, i. 88 ; Pfeffel, Ahr€g€ Chronologique de VHistoire d'Allemagnt (Paris, 1776), ii. 522. 2 HormajT, (Esterreichischer Plutarch, x. 101. 452 DOUBLE-MAEEIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. made Europe lurch from side to side in a terrific manner, proved a mere paper Company ; never sent any ships, only produced Diplomacies, and " had the honor to be." This was the third grand Shadow which the Kaiser chased, shaking all the world, poor crank world, as he strode after it ; and this also ended in zero, and severa,l tons of diplomatic correspondence, carried once by breathless estaffettes, and now silent, gravitating towards Acheron all of them, and interesting to the spiders only. Poor good Kaiser : they say he was a humane stately gentle- man, stately though shortish ; fond of pardoning criminals where he could ; very polite to Muratori and the Antiquaries, even to English Rymer, in opening his Archives to them, — and made roads in the Dalmatian Hill-Country, which remain to this day. I do not wonder he grew more and more satur- nine, and addicted to solid taciturn field-sports. His Political " Perforce-Hunt (Parforce Jagd)/' with so many two-footed terriers, and legationary beagles, distressing all the world by their baying and their burrowing, had proved to be of Shad- ows ; and melted into thin air, to a very singular degree ! CHAPTEK III. THE SEVEN CRISES OR EUROPEAN TRAVAIL-THROES. In process of this so terrific Duel with Elizabeth Earnese, and general combat of the Shadows, which then made Europe quake, at every new lunge and pass of it, and which now makes Europe yawn to hear the least mention of it, there came two sputterings of actual War. Byng's sea-victory at Messina, 1718 ; Spanish " Siege of Gibraltar," 1727, are the main phenomena of these two Wars, — England, as its wont is, taking a shot in both, though it has now forgotten both. And, on the whole, there came, so far as I can count, Seven grand diplomatic Spasms or Crises, — desperate general Euro- Chap.iu. the seven EUROPEAN CRISES. 453 1723-1726. peau Treatyings hither and then thither, solemn Congresses two of them, with endless supplementary adhesions by the minor powers. Seven grand mother-treaties, not to mention the daughters, or supplementiiry adhesions they had ; all Eu- rope rising spasmodically seven times, and doing its very uttermost to quell this terrible incubus ; all Europe changing color seven times, like a lobster boiling, for twenty years. Seven diplomatic Crises, we say, marked changings of color in the long-suffering lobster ; and two so-called Wars, — before this enormous zero could be settled. Which high Treaties and Transactions, human nature, after much study of them, grudges to enumerate. Apanage for Baby Carlos, ghost of a Pragmatic Sanction ; these were a pair of causes for mankind I Be no word spoken of them, except with regret and on evi- dent compulsion. For the reader's convenience we must note the salient points ; but grudge to do it. Salient points, now mostly wrapt in Orcus, and terrestrially interesting only to the spiders, — except on an occasion of this kind, when part of them happens to stick to the history of a memorable man. To us they are mere bubblings-up of the general putrid fer- mentation of the then Political World ; and are too unlovely to be dwelt on longer than indispensable. Triple Alliance, Quadruple Alliance, Congress of Cambrai, Congress of Sois- sons ; Conference of Pardo, Treaty of Hanover, Treaty of Wusterhausen, what are they ? Echo answers. What ? Eip- perda and the Queen of Spain, Kaiser Karl and his Pragmatic Sanction, are fallen dim to every mind. The Troubles of Thorn (sad enough Papist-Protestant tragedy in their time), — who now cares to know of them ? It is much if we find a hearing for the poor Salzburg Emigrants when they get into Preussen itself. Afflicted human nature ought to be, at last, delivered from the palpably superfluous ; and if a few things memorable are to be remembered, millions of things unmem- orable must first be honestly buried and forgotten ! But to our affair, — that of marking the chief bubblings-up in the above-said Universal Putrid Fermentation, so far as they con- cern us. 20.20 Vol. 1 454 DOUBLE-MARRIAaE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. Congress of Camhrai. We already saw Byng sea fighting in the Straits of Mes- sina ; that was part of Crisis Second, — sequel, in powder- and-ball, of Crisis First, which had been in paper till then. The Powers had interfered, by Triple, by Quadruple Alliance, to quench the Spanish- Austrian Duel (about Apanage for Baby Carlos, and a quantity of other Shadows) : '' Triple Alliance " * was, we may say, when France, England, Holland laboriously sorted out terms of agreement between Kaiser and Terma- gant : '* Quadruple " ^ was when Kaiser, after much coaxing, acceded, as fourth party ; and said gloomily, " Yes, then." Byng's Sea-fight was when Termagant said, " No, by — the Plots of Alberoni ! Never will I, for my part, accede to such terms ! " and attacked the poor Kaiser in his Sicilies and else- where. Byng's Sea-fight, in aid of a suffering Kaiser and his Sicilies, in consequence. Furthermore, the French invaded Spain, till Messina were retaken ; nay the English, by land too, made a dash at Spain, " Descent on Vigo " as they call it, — in reference to which take the following stray Note : — "That same year [1719, year after Byng's Sea-fight, Mes- sina just about recaptured], there took effect, planned by the vigorous Colonel Stanhope, our Minister at Madrid, who took personal share in the thing, a ' Descent on Vigo,' sudden swoop-down upon Town and shipping in those Gallician, north- west regions. Which was perfectly successful, — Lord Cob- ham leading ; — and made much noise among mankind. Filled all Gazettes at that time ; — but now, again, is all fallen silent for us, — except this one thrice-insignificant point. That there was in it, 'in Handyside's Regiment,' a Lieutenant of Foot, by name Sterne, who had left, with his poor Wife at Plymouth, a very remarkable Boy called Lorry, or Lawrence ; knov/n since that to all mankind. When Lorry in his Life writes, ' my Father went on the Vigo expedition,' readers may under- stand this was it. Strange enough : that poor Lieutenant of Foot is now pretty much all that is left of this sublime enter- prise upon Vigo, in the memory of mankind ; — hanging there, 1 4th January, 1717. - 18tli July, 1718. Chap. III. THE SEVEN EUROPEAN CRISES. 455 1723-1726. as if by a single liair, till poor Tristram Shandy be forgotten too." 1 In short, the French and even the English invaded Spain ; English Byng and others sank Spanish ships : Termagant was obliged to pack away her Alberoui, and give in. She had to accede to " Quadruple Alliance," after all ; making it, so to speak, a Quintuple one ; making Peace, in fact,-' — general Congress to be held at Cambrai and settle the de- tails. Congress of Cambrai met accordingly ; in 1722, — " in the course of the year," Delegates slowly raining in, — date not fixable to a day or month. Congress was " sat," as we said, — or, alas, was only still endeavoring to get seated, and wandering about among the chairs, — when' George I. came to Charlottenburg that evening, October, 1723, and surveyed Wilhelmina with a candle. More inane Congress never met in this world, nor will meet. Settlement proved so difficult ; all the more, as neither of the quarrelling parties wished it. Kaiser and Termagant, fallen as if exhausted, had not the least disposition to agree; lay diplomatically gnashing their teeth at one another, ready to fight again should strength return. Difficult for third parties to settle on behalf of such a pair. Nay at length the Kaiser's Ostend Company came to light : what will third parties, Dutch and English espe- cially, make of that ? This poor Congress — let the reader fancy it — spent two years in " arguments about precedencies," in mere beatings of the air ; could not get seated at all, but wandered among the chairs, till "February, 1724." Nor did it manage to accom- plish any work whatever, even then ; the most inane of Hu- man Congresses ; and memorable on that account, if on no other. There, in old stagnant Cambrai, through the third year and into the fourth, were Delegates, Spanish, Austrian, English, Dutch, French, of solemn outfit, with a big tail to 1 Memoirs of Laurence Sterne, written by himself for his Daughter ($ee An Rual Retjisler. Year 1775, pp. .50-52). 2 17th Fehniarv. 1720. 456 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. each, — '-Lord Whit worth " whom I do not know, " Lord Pol- warth " (Earl of Marchmont that will be, a friend of Pope's), were the English Principals : ^ — there, for about four years, were these poor fellow-creatures busied, baling out water with sieves. Seen through the Horn-Gate of Dreams, the figure of them rises almost grand on the mind. A certain bright young frenchman, Francois Arouet, — spoiled for a solid law-career, but whose (Edipe we saw tri- umphing in the Theatres, and who will, under the new name of Voltaire, become very memorable to us, — happened to be running towards Holland that way, one of his many journeys thitherward ; and actually saw this Congress, then in the first year of its existence. Saw it, probably dined with it. A Let- ter of his still extant, not yet fallen to the spiders, as so much else has done, testifies to this fact. Let us read part of it, the less despicable part, — as a Piece supremely insignificant, yet now in a manner the one surviving Document of this extraor- dinary Congress ; Congress's own works and history having all otherwise fallen to the spiders forever. The Letter is ad- dressed to Cardinal Dubois ; — for Dubois, " with the face like a goat," ^ yet lived (first year of this Congress) ; and Regent d'Orleans lived, intensely interested here as third party : — and a goat-faced Cardinal, once pimp and lackey, ugliest of created souls, Archbishop of this same Cambrai "by Divine permission " and favor of Beelzebub, was capable of promoting a young fellow if he chose : — " To his Eminence Cardinal Dubois (from Arouet Junior). "CAMBRjti, July, 1722. "... We are just arrived in your City, Monseigneur ; where, I think, all the Ambassadors and all the Cooks in Europe have given one another rendezvous. It seems as if all the Ministers of Germany had assembled here for the purpose of getting their Emperor's health drunk. As to Messieurs the Ambassadors of Spain, one of them hears two masses a day, and the other manages the troop of players. The Eng- lish Ministers [a Lord Polwarth and a Lord WhitwortK] send 1 SchoU, ii. 197. ^ Herzogiu von Orleana, Briefe. ?Ji^'';,yi- 1'"E SEVEN EUKOPEAN CRISES. 457 1723-172G. many couriers to Champagne, and few to London. For the rest, nobody expects your Eminence here ; it is not thought you will quit the Palais-Royal to visit the sheep of your flock in these parts [no ! ], it would be too bad for your Eminence and for us all. . . . Think sometimes, Monseigneur, of a man who [regards your goat-faced Eminence as a beautiful ingenious creature ; and such a hand in conversation as never was]. The one thing I will ask [of your goat-faced Eminence] at Paris will be, to have the goodness to talk to me." ^ Alas, alas ! — The more despicable portions of this Letter we omit, as they are not history of the Congress, but of Arouet Junior on the shady side. So much will testify that this Congress did exist ; that its wiggeries and it were not always, what they now are, part of a nightmare-vision in Human History. — Elizabeth Farnese, seeing at what rate the Congress of Cambrai sped, lost all patience with it ; and getting more and more exasperations there, at length employed one Ripperda, a surprising Dutch Black- Artist whom she now had for Minister, to pull the floor from beneath it (so to speak), and send it home in that manner. Which Ripperda did. An appropriate enough catastrophe, comfortable to the reader; upon which perhaps he will not grudge to read still another word ? Congress of Cambrai gets the Floor pulled from under it. Termagant Elizabeth had now one Ripperda for Minister ; a surprising Dutch adventurer, once secretary of some Dutch embassy at Madrid ; who, discerning how the land lay, had broken loose from that subaltern career, had changed his re- ligion, insinuated himself into Elizabeth's royal favor ; and was now '•' Duke de Ripperda," and a diplomatic bull-dog of the first quality, full of mighty schemes and hopes ; in brief, a new Alberoni to the Termagant Queen. This Ripperda had persuaded her (the third year of our inane Congress now run- 1 (Em-res de Voltaire, 97 vols. (Paxis, 1825-1834), Ixviii. 95, 96. 458 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. ning out, to no purpose), That he, if he were sent direct to Vienna, could reconcile the Kaiser to her Majesty, and bring them to Treaty, independently of Congresses. He was sent axjcordingly, in all privacy ; had reported himseK as laboring there, with the best outlooks, for some while past ; when, still early in 1725, there occurred on the part of France, — where Regent d'Orleans was now dead, and new politics had come in vogue, — that ''sending back" of the poor little Spanish Infanta,^ and marrying of young Louis XV. elsewhere, which drove Elizabeth and the Court of Spain, not unnaturally, into a very delirium of indignation. Why they sent the poor little Lady home on those shocking terms ? It seems there was no particular reason, except that French Louis was now about fifteen, and little Spanish Theresa was only eight ; and that, under Due de Bourbon, the new Premier, and none of the wisest, there was, express or implicit, " an ardent wish to see royal progeny secured." For which, of course, a wife of eight years would not answer. So she was returned ; and even in a blundering way, it is said, — the French Ambassador at Madrid having prefaced his com- munication, not with light adroit preludings of speech, but with a tempest of tears and howling lamentations, as if that were the way to conciliate King Philip and his Termagant Elizabeth. Transport of indignation was the natural conse- quence on their part ; order to every Frenchman to be across the border within, say eight-and-forty hours ; rejection forever of all French mediation at Cambrai or elsewhere ; question to the English, "Will you mediate for us, then ? " To which the answer being merely " Hm I " with looks of delay, — order by express to Ripperda, to make straightway a bargain with the Kaiser ; almost any bargain, so it were made at once. Ripperda made a bargain : Treaty of Vienna, 30th April, 1725 : ^ " Titles and Shadows each of us shall keep for his own lifetime, then they shall drop. As to realities again, to Parma and Piacenza among the rest, let these be as in the 1 " 5th April, 1725, quitted Paris " (Barbier, Journal du Regne de Louis XV^ i. 218). 2 Scholl, ii. 201 ; Coxe, Walpole, i. 239-250. Chap. III. THE SEVEN EUROPEAN CRISES. 459 30 Apr. 1725. Treaty of Utrecht ; arrangeable in the himp ; — aud indeed, of Parma and Piacenza perhaps the less we say, the better at present." This was, in substance, Ripperda's Treaty ; the Third great European travail-throe, or change of color in the long-suffering lobster. Whereby, of course, the Congress of Cambrai did straightway disappear, the floor miraculously vanislung under it ; and sinks — far below human eye-reach by this time — towards the Bottomless Pool, ever since. Such was the beginning, such the end of that Congress, which Arouet le Jeune, in 1722, saw as a contemporary Fact, drink- ing champagne in Ramillies wigs, and arranging comedies for itself. France and the Britannic Majesty trim the Ship again : Hoio Friedrich Wilhelm came into it. Treaty of Han- over, 1726. The publication of this Treaty of Vienna (30th April, 1725), — miraculous disappearance of the Congress of Cam- brai by withdrawal of the floor from under it, and close union of the Courts of Spain and Vienna as the outcome of its slow labors, — filled Europe, and chiefly the late mediating Powers, with amazement, anger, terror. Made Europe lurch suddenly to the other side, as we phrased it, — other gunwale now under water. Wherefore, in Heaven's name, trim your ship again, if possible, ye high mediating Powers. This the mediating Powers were laudably alert to do. Due de Bourbon, and his young King about to marry, were of pacific tendencies ; anx- ious for the Balance : still more was Eleury, who succeeded Due de Bourbon. Cardinal Fleury (with his pupil Louis XV. under him, producing royal progeny and nothing worse or better as yet) began, next year, his long supremacy in Prance ; an aged reverend gentleman, of sly, delicately cunning ways, and disliking war, as George I. did, unless when forced on him : now and henceforth, no mediating power more anxious than France to have the ship in trim. George and Bourbon laid their heads together, deeply pon- dering this little less than awful state of the Terrestrial 460 DOUBLE-MAREIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1725. Balance; and in about six months tliey, in their quiet way, suddenly came out with a Fourth Crisis on the astonished populations, so as to right the ship's trim again, and more. *' Treaty of Hanover," this was their unexpected manoeuvre ; done quietly at Herrenhausen, when his Majesty next went across for the Hanover hunting-season. Mere hunting : — but the diplomatists, as well as the beagles, were all in readiness there. Even Friedrich Wilhelin, ostensibly intent on hunting, was come over thither, his abstruse Ilgens, with their inkhorns, escorting him ; Friedrich Wilhelm, hunting in unexpected sort, was persuaded to sign this Treaty ; which makes it unusually interesting to us. An exceptional procedure on the part of Friedrich Wilhelm, who beyond all Sovereigns stays well at home, careless of affairs that are not his : — procedure betoken- ing cordiality at Hanover ; and of good omen for the Double- Marriage ? Yes, surely ; — and yet something more, on Friedrich Wil- helm's part- His rights on the Cleve-Jiilich Countries ; rever- sion of Jiilich and Berg, once Karl Philip shall decease : — perhaps these high Powers, for a consideration, will guarantee one's undoubted rights there ? It is understood they gave promises of this kind, not too specific. Nay we hear farther a curious thing : " France and England, looking for immediate war with the Kaiser, advised Friedrich Wilhelm to assert his rights on Silesia." Which would have been an important pro- cedure ! Friedrich Wilhelm, it is added, had actual thoughts of it ; the Kaiser, in those matters of the Ritter-Dienst, of the Heidelberg Protestants, and wherever a chance was, had been unfriendly, little less than insulting, to Friedrich Wilhelm : " Give me one single Hanoverian brigade, to show that you go along with me !" said his Prussian Majesty; — but the Britan- nic never altogether would.^ Certain it is, Friedrich Wilhelm signed : a man with such Fighting-Apparatus as to be important in a Hanover Treaty. *' Balance of Power, they tell me, is in a dreadful way : cer- tainly if one can help the Balance a little, why not ? But Jiilich and Berg, one's own outlook of reversion there, that is ^ (Euvres de Fr€d€ric, i. 153. CuAi'. III. THE SEVEN EUROPEAN CRISES. 461 1725. the point to be attended to : — Balance, I believe, will some- how shift for itself ! " On these principles, Friedrich Wilhelm signed, while ostensibly hunting.^ Treaty of Hanover, which was to trim the ship again, or even to make it heel the othei way, dates itself 3d September, 1725, and is of this purport. " We three, France, England, Prussia to stand by each other as one man, in case any of us is attacked, — will invite Hol- land, Denmark, Sweden and every pacific Sovereignty to join us in such convention," — as they all gradually did, had Fried' rich Wilhelm but stood firm. For it is a state of the Balances little less than awful Rumor goes that, by the Ripperda bargain, fatal to mankind, Don Carlos was to get the beautiful young Maria Theresa to wife : that would settle the Parma-Piacenza business and some others ; that would be a compensation with a witness I Spain and Austria united, as in Karl Y.'s time ; or perhaps some Succession War, or worse, to fight over again ! — Fleury and George^ as Diic de Bourbon and George had done, though both pacific gentlemen, brandished weapons at the Kaiser ; strongly admonishing him to become less formi- dable, or it would be worse for him. Possible indeed, in such a shadow-hunting, shadow-hunted hour ! Fleury and George stand looking with intense anxiety into a certain spectral something, which they call the Balance of Power ; no end to their exorcisms in that matter. Truly, if each of the Royal Majesties and Serene Highnesses would attend to his own affairs, — doing his utmost to better his own land and people, in earthly and in heavenly respects, a little, — he would find it infinitely profitabler for himself and others. And the Bal- ance of Power would settle, in that case, as the laws of gravity ordered ; which is its one method of settling, after all diplo- macy ! — Fleury and George, by their manifestoing, still more by their levying of men, George I. shovelling out his English subsidies as usual, created deadly qualms in the Kaiser ; who still found it unpleasant to " admit Spanish Garrisons in Parma ; " but found likewise his Termagant Friend inexorably positive on that score ; and knew not what would become of ^ Passmami, p. 368 ; Furster, Urkundenhuch, p. 67. 4G2 DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1725. hiiu, if lie had to try fighting, and the Sea-Powers refused him cash to do it. Hereby was the ship trimmed, and more ; ship now lurching to the other side again. George I. goes subsidying Hessians, Danes ; sounding manifestoes, beating drums, in an alarming manner : and the Kaiser, except it were in Kussia, with the new Czarina Catherine I. (that brown little woman, now become Czarina^), finds no ally to speak of. An unlucky, spectre-hunting, spectre-hunted Kaiser ; who, amid so many drums, manifestoes, menaces, is now rolling eyes that witness everywhere considerable dismay. This is the Fourth grand Crisis of Europe ; crisis or travail-throe of Xature, bringing forth, and unable to do it. Baby Carlos's Apanage and the Pragmatic Sanction. Fourth conspicuous change of color to the universal lobster, getting itself boiled on those sad terms, for twenty years. For its sins, we need not doubt ; for its own long-continued cowardices, sloths and greedy follies, as well as those of Kaiser Karl ! — At this Fourth change we will gladly leave the matter, for a time ; much wishing it might be forever. Alas, as if that were possible to us ! Meanwhile, let afflicted readers, looking before and after, readier to forget than to remember in such a case, accept this Kote, or Summary of all the Seven together, by way of help : — Travail- Throes of Nature for Baby Carlos's Italian Apanage ; Seven in Number. 1°. Triple Alliance, English, Dutch, French (4th January, 1717), Baying, " Peace, then ! No Albertjui-plotting ; no Duel-fighting per- mitted ! " Same Powers, next year, proposing Terms of Agreement ; Kaiser gloomily accepting them ; which makes it Quadruple Alliance (18th July, 1718) ; Termagant indignantly refusing, — with attack ou the Kaiser's Sicilies. 2°. First Sputter of War; Byng's Sea-fight, and the other pressures, 1 8th February, 1725. Treaty with Kaiser (6th August, 1726) went to nothing on her death, 11th May, 1727. Chap. III. THE SEVEN EUROPEAN CRISES. 408 1725. coinpelliug Termagant : Peace (2Gth January, 1720) ; Congress of Cam- brai to settle the Apanage and other points. 3°. Congress of Cambrai, a weariness to gods and men, gets the floor pulled from under it (Ripperda's feat, 30th April, 172.5) ; so that Kaiser and Tennagant stand ranked together, Apanage wrapt in mys- tery, — to the terror of mankind. 4°. Treaty of Hanover (France, England, Prussia, 3d September, 1725) restores the Balances, and more. War imminent. Prussia pri- vately falls off, — aa we Bhall see. [These first Four lie behind us, at this point ; but there are Three others still ahead, which we cannot hope to escape altogether; namely :] 5°. Second Sputter of War: Termagant besieges Gibraltar (4th March, 1727 — 6th March, 1728) : Peace at that latter date ; — Con- gress of Soissous to settle the Apanage and other points, as fonnerly. 6°. Congress of Soissons (14th June, 1728 — 9th November, 1729), as formerly, cannot in the least : Termagant whispers England ; — there is Treaty of Seville (9th November, 1729), France and England undertaking for the Apanage. Congress vanishes ; Kaiser is left soli- tary, with the shadow of Pragmatic Sanction, in the night of things. Pause of an awful nature : — but Fleury does not hasten with the Apa- nage, as promised. Whereupon, at length, 7°. Treaty of Vienna (16th March, 1731) : Sea-Powers, leading Termagant by the hand, Sea-Powers and no France, unite with Kaiser again, according to the old laws of Nature j — and Baby Carlos gets his Apanage, in due course ; — but does not rest content with it. Mamma nor he, very long ! Huge sjiectres and absurd bugaboos, stalking through the brain of dull thoughtless pusillanimous mankind, do, to a ter- rible extent, tumble hither and thither, and cause to lurch from side to side, their ship of state, and all that is embarked there, bred k fast-table, among other things. Nevertheless, if they were only bugaboos, and mere Shadows caused by Impe- rial hand-lanterns in the general Night of the world, — ought they to be spoken of in the family, when avoidable ? 464 DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 172a-1726. CHAPTER IV. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE TREATY CANNOT BE SIGNED. Hitherto the world-tides, and ebbs and flows of external Politics, had, by accident, rather forwarded than hindered the Double-Marriage. In the rear of such a Treaty of Hano- ver, triumphantly righting the European Balances by help df Friedrich Wilhelm, one might have hojjed this little domestic Treaty would, at last, get itself signed. Queen Sophie did hasten off to Hanover, directly after her husband had left it under those favorable aspects : but Papa again proved un- manageable ; the Treaty could not be achieved. Alas, and why not ? Parents and Children, on both sides, being really desirous of it, what reason is there but it should in due time come to perfection, and, without annihilating Time and Space, make four lovers happy ? No reason. Rubs doubtless had arisen since that Visit of George I., discordant procedures, chiefly about Friedrich Wilhelm's recruiting opera- tions in the Hanover territory, as shall be noted by and by : but these the ever-wakeful enthusiasm of Queen Sophie, who had set her whole heart with a female fixity on this Double- Marriage Project, had smoothed down again : and now. Papa and Husband being so blessedly united in their World Poli- tics, why not sign the Marriage-Treaty ? Honored Majesty- Papa, why not ! — " Tush, child, you do not understand. In these tremendous circumstances, the celestial Sign of the Balance just about canting, and the Obliquity of the Ecliptic like to alter, how can one think of little marriages ? Wait till the Obliquity of the Ecliptic come steadily to its old pitch ! " — Truth is, George was in general of a slow, solemn, Spanish turn of manners ; " intolerably proud, too, since he got that CATHERI.N'K I Carlyle, Vol. One, p. 462. Ch*p. IV. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE TREATY NOT SIGNED. 465 1723-172G. English dignity," says Wilhelmica : he seeraed always tacitly to look down on Friedrich ^Villlelm, as if the i'russian Maj- esty were a kind of inferior clownish King in comparison. It is certain he showed no eagerness to get the Treaty per- fected. Again and again, when specially applied to by Queen Sophie, on Friedrich Wilhelm's order, he intimated only : " It was a fixed thing, but not to be hurried, — English Parliar meuts were concerned in it, the parties were still young," aard so on ; — after which brief answer he would take you to the window, and ask, " If you did not think the Herrenhausen Gardens and their Leibnitz waterworks, and clipped-beech walls were rather fine ? " ^ In fact, the English Parliaments, from whom money was so often demanded for our fat Improper Darlingtons, lean 'Improper Kendals and other royal occasions, would naturally have to make a marriage-revenue for this fine Grandson of ours, — Grandson Fred, who is now a young lout of eighteen ; leading an extremely dissolute life, they say, at Hanover ; and by no means the most beautiful of mortals, either he or the foolish little Father of him, to our old sad heart. They can wait, they can wait ! said George always. But undoubtedly he did intend that both Marriages should take effect : only he was slow ; and the more you hurried him, perhaps the slower. He would have perfected the Treaty " next year," say the Authorities ; meant to do so, if well let alone : but Townshend whispered withal, "Better not urge him." Surly George was always a man of his word; no treachery intended by him, towards Friedrich Wilhelm or any man. It is very clear, moreover, that Friedrich Wilhelm, in this Autumn 1725, was, and was like to be, of high impor- tance to King George ; a man not to be angered by dishonor- able treatment, had such otherwise been likely on George's part. Nevertheless George did not sign the Treaty " next year " either, — such things having intervened ; — nor the next year after that, for reasons tragically good on the latter occasion ! These delays about the Double-Marriage Treaty are not a 1 PollnitZj Memoiren, ii. 226, 228, &c. 466 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. pleasing feature of it to Friedricli Wilhelm ; who is very capa- ble of being hiut by slights ; who, at any rate, dislikes to have loose thrmiis flying about, or that the business of to-day should be shoved over upon to-morrow. And so Queen Sophie has her own sore difficulties ; driven thus between the Bar- barians (that is, her Husband), and the deep Sea (that is, her Father), to and fro. Nevertheless, since all parties to the matter wished it, Sophie and the younger parties getting even enthusiastic about it; and since the matter itself was good, agreeable so far to Prussia and England, to Protestant Ger- many and to Heaven and Earth, — might not Sophie confi- dently hope to vanquish these and other difficulties ; and so bring all things to a happy close ? Had it not been for the Imperial Shadow-huntings, and this rickety condition of the celestial Balance ! Alas, the outer elements interfered with Queen Sophie in a singular manner. Huge foreign world-movements, springing from Vienna and a spectre-haunted Kaiser, and spreading like an avalanche over all the Earth, snatched up this little Double- Marriage question ; tore it along with them, reeling over preci- pices, one knew not whitherward, at such a rate as was seldom seen before. Scarcely in the Minerva Press is there record of such surprising, infinite and inextricable obstructions to a wedding or a double-wedding. Time and space, which can- not be annihilated to make two lovers happy, were here turned topsy-turvy, as it were, to make four lovers, — four, or at the very least three, for Wilhelmina will not admit she was ever the least in love, not she, poor soul, either with loose Fred or his English outlooks, — four young creatures, and one or more elderly persons, superlatively wretched ; and even, literally enough, to do all but kill some of them. AVhat is noteworthy too, it proved wholly inane, this huge world-ocean of Intrigues and Imperial Necromancy ; ran dry at last into absolute nothing even for the Kaiser, and might as well not have been. And Mother and Father, on the Prus- sian side, were driven to despair and pretty nearly to delirium by it ; ana our poor young Fritz got tormented, scourged, and throttled in body and in soul by it, till he grew to loathe the Chai'. IV. DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE TREATY NOT SIGNED. 467 172.J-1720. light of the sun, and in fact looked soon to have quitted said light at one stage of the business. We are now approaching Act Second of the Double-Mar- riage, where Imperial Ordnance-Master Graf von Seckendorf, a Black-Artist of supreme quality, despatched from Vienna on secret errand, "crosses the Palace Esplanade at Berlin on a summer evening of the year 1726 ; " and evokes all the demons on our little Crown-Prince and those dear to him. We must first say something of an important step, shortly antecedent thereto, which occurred in the Crown-Prince's educational course. CHAPTER V. CROWX-PRINCE GOES INTO THE POTSDAM GUARDS. Amid such commotion of the foreign elements and the do- mestic, an important change occurs in the Crown-Prince's course of schooling. It is decided that, whatever be his progress in the speculative branches, it is time he should go into the Army, and practically learn soldiering. In his fourteenth year, 3d May, 1725,^ not long before the Treaty of Hanover, he was formally named Captain, by Papa in War- council. Grenadier Guards, Potsdam Lifeguards, to be the regiment ; and next year he is nominated Major, and, a vacancy occurring, appointed to begin actual duty. It is on the "20th of August, 1726, that he first leads out his bat- talion to the muster," on those terms. His age is not yet fifteen by four months ; — a very tiny Major among those Potsdam giants ; but by rank, we observe, he rides ; and his horse is doubtless of the due height. And so the tiny Cadet- 1 Preuss, i. 26, 106 ; and Buck fur Jedermann (a minor Book of his, on the same subject, Berlin, 1837), ii. 13. i68 DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. drillings have ended ; long Files of Giants, splendent in gold- lace and grenadier-caps, have succeeded; and earnest work instead of mimic, in that matter, has begun. However it may have fared with his other school-lessons, here now is a school-form he is advanced to, in which there will be no resource but learning. Bad spelling might be overlooked by those that had charge of it; bad drilling is not permissible on any terms. We need not doubt the Crown-Prince did his soldier-duty faithfully, and learned in every point the conduct of an ofiicer : penalty as of Ehada- manthus waited upon all failure there. That he liked it is by no means said ; he much disliked it, and his disgusts were many. An airy young creature : — and it was in this time, to give one instance, that that shearing of his locks occurred, which was spoken of above, where the Court-Chirurgus proved so merciful. To clog the winged Psyche in ever-returning parade-routine and military pipe-clay, — it seems very cruel. But it is not to be altered : in spite of one's disgusts, the dull work, to the last item of it, has daily to be done. Which proved infinitely beneficial to the Crown-Prince, after alL Hereby, to his Athenian-French elegancies, and airy prompti- tudes and brilliancies, there shall lie as basis an adamantine Spartanism and Stoicism ; very rare, but very indispensable, for such a superstructure. Well exemplified, through after life, in this Crown-Prince. Of the Potsdam Griants, as a Fact. His regiment was the Potsdam Grenadier Guard ; that unique giant-regiment, of which the world has heard so much in a vague half-mythical way. The giant-regiment was not a Myth, however, but a big-boned expensive Fact, tramping very hard upon the earth at one time, though now gone all to the ghostly state. As it was a Class-Book, so to speak, of our Friedrich's, — Class-Book (printed in huge type) for a certain branch of his schooling, the details of which are so dim, though the general outcome of it proved so unforget- table, — readers, apart from their curiosity otherwise, may as Chap. V. IN THE POTSDAM GUARDS. 469< 1726. well take a glimpse of it on this occasion. Vanished now, and grown a Giant Phantom, the like of it hardly again to be in this world ; and by accident, the very smallest Figure ever ranked in it makes it memorable there ! — With a wise instinct, Friedrich Wilhelm had discerned that all things in Prussia must point towards his Army ; that his Army was the heart and pith ; the State being the tree, every branch and leaf bound, after its sort, to be nutritive and pro- ductive for the Army's behoof. That, probably for any Na- tion in the long-run, and certainly for the Prussian Nation straightway, life or death depends on the Army : Friedrich Wilhelm's head, in an inarticulate manner, was full of this just notion ; and all his life was spent in organizing it to a practi- cal fact. The more of potential battle, the more of life is in us : a maximum of potential battle, therefore ; and let it be the opthmim in quality ! How Friedrich Willielm cared, day and night, with all his heart and all his soul, to bring his Army to the supreme pitch, we have often heard ; and the more we look into his ways, the more we are impressed with that fact. It was the central thing for him ; all other things circulating towards it, deriving from it : no labor too great, and none too little, to be undergone for such an object. He watched over it like an Argus, with eyes that reached every- where. Discipline shall be as exact as Euclid ; — short of per- fection we do not stop ! Discipline and ever better discipline ; enforcement of the rule in all points, improvement of the rule itself where possible, were the great Drill-sergeant's con- tinual care. Daily had some loop fallen, which might have gone ravelling far enough ; but daily was he there to pick it up again, and keep the web unrent and solidly progressive. We said, it was the "poetic ideal " of Friedrich Wilhelm ; who is a dumb poet in several particulars, — and requires the privileges of genius from those that read his dumb poem. It must be owned he rises into the fantastic here and there ; and has crotchets of ultra-perfection for his Army, which are not rational at all. Crotchets tliat grew ever madder, the farther he followed them. This Lifeguard Kegiment of foot, for 470 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. instance, in which the Crown-Prince now is, — Friedrich Wil- helm got it in his Father's time, no doubt a regiment then of fair qualities ; and he has kept drilling it, improving it, as poets polish stanzas, unweariedly ever since : — and see now what it has grown to ! A Potsdam Giant Regiment, such as the world never saw, before or since. Three Battalions of them, — two always here at Potsdam doing formal lifeguard duty, the third at Brandenburg on drill ; 800 to the Battalion, — 2,400 sons of Anak in all. Sublime enough, hugely perfect to the royal eye, such a mass of shining giants, in their long- drawn regularities and mathematical manoeuvrings, — like some streak of Promethean lightning, realized here at last, in the vulgar dusk of things ! Truly they are men supreme in discipline, in beauty of equipment ; and the shortest man of them rises, I think, to- wards seven feet, some are nearly nine feet high. Men from all countries ; a hundred and odd come annually, as we saw, from Russia, — a very precious windfall : the rest have been collected, crimped, purchased out of every European country, at enormous expense, not to speak of other trouble to his Maj- esty. James Kirkman, an Irish recruit of good inches, cost him £1,200 before he could be got inveigled, shipped and brought safe to hand. The documents are yet in existence ; * and the Portrait of this Irish fellow- citizen himself, who is by no means a beautiful man. Indeed, they are all portrayed; all the privates of this distinguished Regiment are, if anybody cared to look at them. " Redivanoff from Moscow" seems of far better bone than Kirkman, though still more stolid of aspect. One Hohmann, a born Prussian, was so tall, you could not, though yourself tall, touch his bare crown with your hand ; August the Strong of Poland tried, on one occasion, and could not. Before Hohmann turned up, there had been " Jonas the Norwegian Blacksmith," also a dread- fully tall monster. Giant " Maodoll," — who was to be mar- ried, no consent asked on either side, to the tall young woman, which latter turned out to be a decrepit old woman (all Jest- ^ Forster, Handbuch der Ge.ickichte, Geographie und Statistik des Preussischen ReicJis (Borliu, 1820), iv. 130, 132 ; — not in a very lucid state. Chap. V. IN THE POTSDAM GUAKDS. 471 172G. Books know tlie myth), — he also was an Irish Giant, hia name probably M'Dowal.^ This Hohmann was now Fliigel- viann (" fugleman " as we have named it, leader of the file), the Tallest of the Regiment, a very mountain of pipe-clayed flesh and bone. Here, in reference to one other of those poor Giants, is an Anecdote from Fassmann (who is very full on this subject of the Giants ; abstruse Historical Fassmann, often painfully cited by us) : a most small Anecdote, but then an indisputably cer- tain one ; — which brings back to us, in a strange way, the vanished Time and its populations ; as the poorest authentic wooden lucifer may do, kindling suddenly, and peopling the void Night for moments, to the seeing eye ! — Fassmann, a very dark German literary man, in obsolete cos- tume and garniture, how living or what doing we cannot guess, found himself at Paris, gazing about, in the year 1713 ; where, among other things, the Fair of St. Germain was going on. Loud, large Fair of St. Germain, "which lasts from Candle- mas to the Monday before Easter ; " and Fassmann one day took a walk of contemplation through the same. Much noise, gesticulation, little meaning. Show-booths, temporary thea- tres, merry-andrews, sleight-of-hand men ; and a vast public, drinking, dancing, gambling, flirting, as its wont is. Nothing new for us there ; new only that it all lies five generations from us now. Did " the Old Pretender," who was then in his expectant period, in this same village of St. Germain, see it too, as Fassmann did ? And Louis XIV., he is at Versailles ; drooping fast, very dull to his Maintenon. And our little Fritz in Berlin is a child in arms ; — and the world is all awake as usual, while Fassmann strolls through this noisy inanity of show-booths, in the year 1713. Strolling along, Fassmann came upon a certain booth with an enormous Picture hung aloft in front of it : " Picture of a very tall man, in heyduc livery, coat reaching to his ankles, in grand peruke, cap and big heron-plume, with these words, 'ie Geant Allemand (German Giant),' written underneath. 1 Forster, Prewssens Helden im Krieg und Frieden (Berliu, 1848), i. 531; no date to the story, no evidence what grain of truth may be iu it. 472 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. Partly from curiosity, partly " for country's sake," Fass- mann expended twopence ; viewed the gigantic fellow-creature ; admits lie liad never seen one so tall ; though ^' Bentenrieder, the Imperial Diplomatist/' thought by some to be the tall- est of men, had come athwart him once. This giant's name was Miiller ; birthplace the neighborhood of Weissenf els ; — *' a Saxon like myself. He had a small German Wife, not half his size. He made money readily, showing himself about, in France, England, Holland ; " — and Fassmann went his way, thinking no more of the fellow. — But now, con- tinues Fassmann : — "Coming to Potsdam, thirteen years after, in the spring of 1726, by his Majesty's order, to " — in fact, to read the Newspapers to his Majesty, and be generally useful, chiefly in the Tobacco-College, as we shall discover, — " what was my surprise to find this same ' Giant AlUmand ' of St. Germain ranked among the King's Grenadiers ! No doubt of the iden- tity : I renewed acquaintance with the man ; his little German Wife was dead; but he had got an English one instead, an uncommonly shifty creature. They had a neat little dwelling- house [as most of the married giants had], near the Palace : here the Wife sold beer [brandy not permissible on any terms], and lodged travellers ; — I myself have lodged there on occasion. In the course of some years, the man took swell- ing in the legs ; good for nothing as a grenadier ; and was like to fall heavy on society. But no, his little Wife snatched him up, easily getting his discharge ; carried him over Avith her to England, where he again became a show-giant, and they were doing very well, when last heard of," — in the Country- Wakes of George II.'s early time. And that is the real Biog- raphy of one Potsdam Giant, by a literary gentleman who had lodged with him on occasion.^ The pay of these sublime Footguards is greatly higher than common ; they have distinguished privileges and treatment : on the other hand, their discipline is nonpareil, and discharge is never to be dreamt of, while strength lasts. Poor Kirkman, does he sometimes think of the Hill of Howth, and that he will ^ Fassmann, pp. 723-730. Chap. V. IN THE POTSDAM GUARDS. 473 1726. never see it more ? Kirkmaii, I judge, is uot given to thought ; — considers that he has tobacco here, and privileges and per- quisites ; and that Howth, and Heaven itself, is inaccessible to many a man. Friedrieh Wilhelm's Recruiting Difficulties. Tall men, not for this regiment only, had become a necessary of life to Friedrieh Wilhelm. Indispensable to him almost as his daily bread. To his heart there is no road so ready as that of presenting a tall man or two. Friedrieh Wilhelm's regi- ments are now, by his exact new regulations, levied and re- cruited each in its own Canton, or specific district : there all males as soon as born are enrolled ; liable to serve, when they have grown to years and strength. All grown men (under certain exceptions, as of a widow's eldest son, or of the like evidently ruinous cases) are liable to serve ; Captain of the Regiment and Amtmann of the Canton settle between them which grown man it shall be. Better for you not to be tall ! In fact it is almost a kindness of Heaven to be gifted with some safe impediment of body, slightly crooked back or the like, if you much dislike the career of honor under Friedrieh AVilhelm. A general shadow of unquiet apprehension we can well fancy hanging over those rural populations, and much unpleasant haggling now and then ; — nothing but the King's 3ustice that can be appealed to. King's justice, very great indeed, but heavily checked by the King's value for handsome soldiers. Happily his value for industrial laborers and increase of population is likewise great. Townsfolk, skilful workmen as the theory supposes, are exempt ; the more ingenious classes, generally, his Majesty exempts in this respect, to encourage them in others. For, on the whole, he is not less a Captain of Work, to his Nation, than of other things. What he did for Prussia in the way of industries, improvements, new manufac- tures, new methods ; in settling " colonies," tearing up drowned bogs and subduing them into dry cornfields ; in building, drain- ing, digging, and encoui-aging or forcing others to do so, would 474 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726 take a long chapter. He is the enemy of Chaos, not the friend of it, wherever you meet with him. For example, Potsdam itself. Potsdam, now a pleasant, grassy, leafy place, branching out extensively in fine stone architecture, with swept pavements ; where, as in other places, the traveller finds land and water separated into two firma- ments, — Friedrich Wilhelm found much of it a quagmire, land and water still weltering in one. In these very years, his cuttings, embankments, buildings, pile-di-ivings there, are enormous ; and his perseverance needs to be invincible. For instance, looking out, one morning after hesivj rain, upon some extensive anti-quagmire operations and strong pile- drivings, he finds half a furlong of his latest heavy piling clean gone. What in the world has become of it ? Pooh, the swollen lake has burst it topsy-turvy; aud it floats yonder, bottom uppermost, a half-furlong of distracted liquid-peat. Whereat his Majesty gave a loud laugh, says Bielfeld,^ and commenced anew. The piles now stand fu-m enough, like the rest of the Earth's crust, and carry strong ashlar houses and umbrageous trees for mankind ; and trivial mankind can walk in clean pumps there, shuddering or sniggering at Friedrich Wilhelm, as their humor may be. No danger of this "Canton-system" of recruitment to the more ingenious classes, who could do better than learn drill. "Nor, to say truth, does the poor clayey peasant suffer from it, according to his apprehensions. Often perhaps, could he count profit and loss, he might find himself a gainer: the career of honor turns out to be, at least, a career of practical Stoicism and Spartanism ; useful to any peasant or to any prince. Cleanliness, of person and even of mind ; fixed rigor of method, sobriety, frugality, these are virtues worth acquir- ing. Sobriety in the matter of drink is much attended to here: his Majesty permits no distillation of strong-waters in Potsdam, or within so many miles ; ^ nor is sale of such allowed, except in the most intensely select manner. The sol- dier's pay is in the highest degree exiguous ; not above three 1 Baron de Bielfeld, Lettres Familieres (second edition, a Leide, 1767), i. 31. • Fassmann, p. 728 < MAi. V. IN THE POTSDAM GUARDS. 175 IVAJ. luill'peiice a day, for a common foot-soldier, iu addition to what rations he has : — but it is found adequate to its purpose, too ; supi)orts the soldier in sound health, vigorously tit for his work ; into which points his Majesty looks with his own eyes, and will admit no dubiety. Often, too, if not already oftenest (as it ultimately grew to be), the peasant-soldier gets home for many months of the year, a soldier-ploughman; and labors for his living in the old way. His Captain (it is one of the Captain's perquisites, who is generally a veteran of fifty, with a long Spartan training, before he gets so high) pockets the pay of all these furloughs, supernumerary to the real work of the regiment ; — and has certain important furnishings to yield in return. At any rate, enrolment, in time of peace, cannot fall on many : three or four recruits in the year, to replace vacancies, will carry the Canton through its crisis. For we are to note withal, the third part of every regiment can, and should by rule, consist of " foreigners," — men not born Prussians. These are generally men levied in the Imperial Free-towns ; " in the Reich " or Empire, as they term it ; that is to say, or is mainly to say, in the countries of Germany that are not Austrian or Prussian. For this foreign third-part too, the recruits must be got ; excuses not admissible for Captain or Colonel ; nothing but recruits of the due inches will do. Captain and Colonel (supporting their enterprise on frugal adequate " perquisites," hinted of above) have to be on the outlook ; vigilantly, eagerly ; and must contrive to get them. Nay, we can take supernume- rary recruits ; and have in fact always on hand, attached to each regiment, a stock of such. Any number of recruits, that stand well on their legs, are welcome ; and for a tall man there is joy in Potsdam, almost as if he were a wise man or a good man. The consequence is, all countries, especially all German countries, are infested with a new species of predatory two- legged animals : Prussian recruiters. They glide about, under disguise if necessary ; lynx-eyed, eager almost as the Jesuit hounds are ; not hunting the souls of men, as the spiritual Jesuits do, but their bodies in a merciless carnivorous manner. Better not to be too tall, in any country, at present ! Irish 47fi DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. Kirkman could not be protected by the aegis of the British Constitution itself. In general, however, the Prussian re- cruiter, on British ground, reports. That the people are too well off, that there is little to be done in those parts. A tall British sailor, if we pick him up strolling about Memel or the Baltic ports, is inexorably claimed by the Diplomatists ; no business do-able till after restoration of him ; and he proves a mere loss to us.^ Germany, Holland, Switzerland, the Neth- erlands, these are the fruitful fields for us, and there we do hunt with some vigoi-. For example, in the town of Jiilich there lived and worked a tall young carpenter : one day a well-dressed positive-looking gentleman (" Baron von Hompesch," the records name him) enters the shop ; wants " a stout chest, with lock on it, for household purposes ; must be of such and such dimensions, six feet six in length especially, and that is an indispensable point, — in fact it will be longer than yourself, I think, Herr Zimmermann : what is the cost ; when can it be ready ? " Cost, time, and the rest are settled. "A right stout chest, then ; and see you don't forget the size ; if too short, it will be of no use to me : mind ; " — " Ja ivolil ! Getviss / " And the positive-looking, well-clad gentleman goes his ways. At the appointed day he reappears ; the chest is ready ; — we hope, an unexceptionable article ? " Too short, as I dreaded ! " says the positive gentleman. "Nay, your honor," says the car- penter, " I am certain it is six feet six ! " and takes out his foot-rule. — " Pshaw, it was to be longer than yourself." "Well, it is." — "No, it isn't!" The carpenter, to end the matter, gets into his chest; and will convince any and all mortals. No sooner is he in, rightly flat, than the positive gentleman, a Prussian recruiting officer in disguise, slams down the lid upon him ; locks it ; whistles in three stout fellows, who pick up the chest, gravely walk through the streets with it, open it in a safe place ; and find — horrible to relate — the poor carpenter dead ; choked by want of air in this frightful middle-passage of his.^ Name of the Town is ^ Despatches in the State-Paper Office. 2 Forster, ii. .'JC5, 30G ; Pollnitz, ii. 518, 519. Chaf. V. IN THE POTSDAM GUAliDrf. 477 1726. given, Jiilich as above ; date not. And if the thing had been only a popular ^lyth, is it not a significant one ? But it is too true ; the tall carpenter lay dead, and Hompesch got *• im- prisoned for life " by the business. Burgermeisters of small towns have been carried off ; in one case, '•' a rich merchant in Magdeburg," whom it cost a large sum to get free again. ^ Prussian recruiters hover about bar- racks, parade-grounds, in Foreign Countries ; and if they see a tall soldier (the Dutch have had instances, and are indignant at them), will persuade him to desert, — to make for the country where soldier-merit is understood, and a tall fellow of parts will get his pair of colors in no-time. But the highest stretch of their art was probably that done on the Austrian Ambassador, — tall Herr von Bentenrieder ; tallest of Diplomatists ; whom Fassmann, till the Fair of St. Germain, had considered the tallest of men. Bentenrieder was on his road as Kaiser's Ambassador to George I., in those Congress-of-Cambrai times ; serenely journeying on ; when, near by Halberstadt, his carriage broke. Carriage takes some time in mending ; the tall Diplomatic Herr walks on, will stretch his long legs, catch a glimpse of the Town withal, till they get it ready again. And now, at some Guard-house of the place, a Prussian Officer inquires, not too reverently of a nobleman without carriage, *' Who are you ? " " Well," an- swered he smiling, '' I am Botschafter (Message-bearer) from his Imperial Majesty. And who may you be that ask ? " — " To the Guard-house with us ! " Whither he is marched ac- cordingly. " Kaiser's messenger, why not ? " Being a most tall handsome man, this Kaiser's Botschafter, striding along on foot here, the Guard-house Officials have decided to keep him, to teach him Prussian drill-exercise ; — and are thrown into a singular quandary, when his valets and suite come up, full of alarm dissolving into joy, and call him ^'Excellenz ! " ^ Tall Herr von Bentenrieder accepted the prostrate apology of these Guard-house Officials. But he naturally spoke of the matter to George I. ; whose patience, often fretted by com- plaints on that head, seems to have taken fire at this tran- 1 Stenzel, iii. 356. ^ PoUnitz, ii. 207-209. 21.21 Vol. 1 478 DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V, 1723-1726. scendeut instance of Prussian insolency. In consequence of this adventure, lie commenced, says Pollnitz, a system of decisive measures ; of reprisals even, and of altogether peremp- tory, minatory procedures, to clear Hanover of this nuisance ; and to make it cease, in very fact, and not in promise and profession merely. These were the first rubs Queen Sophie met with, in pushing on the Double-Marriage ; and sore rubs they were, though she at last got over them. Coming on the back of that fine Charlottenburg Visit, almost within year and day, and directly in the teeth of such friendly aspects and prospects, this conduct on the part of his Britannic Majesty much grieved and angered Friedrich Wilhelm ; and in fact involved him in considerable practical troubles. For it was the signal of a similar set of loud complaints, and menacing remonstrances (with little twinges of fulfilment here and there) from all quarters of Germany ; a tempest of trouble and public indignation rising everywhere, and raining in upon Friedrich Wilhelm and this unfortunate Hobby of his. No riding of one's poor Hobby in peace henceforth. Friedi'ich Wilhelm always answered, what was only super- ficially the fact, That he knew nothing of these violences and acts of ill-neighborship ; he, a just King, was sorrier than any man to hear of them ; and would give immediate order that they should end. But they always went on again, much the same ; and never did end. I am sorry a just King, led astray by his Hobby, answers thus what is only superficially the fact. But it seems he cannot help it : his Hobby is too strong for him ; regardless of curb and bridle in this instance. Let us pity a man of genius, mounted on so ungovernable a Hobby ; leaping the barriers, in spite of his best resolutions. Perhaps the poetic temperament is more liable to such morbid biases, influxes of imaginative crotchet, and mere folly that cannot be cured ? Friedrich Wilhelm never would or could dismount from his Hobby : but he rode him under much sorrow hence- forth ; under showers of anger and ridicule ; — contumelious words and procedures, as it were saxa et fmces, battering round him, to a heavy extent ; the rider a victim of Tragedy and Farce both at once. Chap. V. IN THE POTSDAM GUAKDS. 479 1723-1726. Queen Sophie's Troubles : Grumkotv with the Old Bessauer, and Grumkow without him. Queen Sophie had, by delicate mauageuient, got over those first ruba, and arrived at a Treaty of Hanover, uud clear ground again ; far worse rubs lay ahead ; but smooth travel- ling, towards such a goal, was not possible for this Queen. Poor Lady, her Court, as we discern from Wilhelmina and the Books, is a sad welter of intrigues, suspicions ; of treacherous chambermaids, head-valets, pickthank scouts of ofticial gentle- men and others striving to supplant one another. Satan's Invisible World very busy against Queen Sophie ! Under any terms, much more under those of the Double-Marriage, her place in a kindly but suspicious Husband's favor was difficult to maintain. Restless aspirants, climbing this way or that, by ladder-steps discoverable in this abstruse element, are never wanting, and have the due eavesdropping satellites, now here, now there. Queen Sophie and her party have to walk warily, as if among precipices and pitfalls. Of all which wide welter of extinct contemptibilities, then and there so impor- tant, here and now become minus quantities, we again notice the existence, but can undertake no study or specification what- ever. Two Incidents, the latter of them dating near the point where we now are, will sufficiently instruct the reader what a welter this was, in which Queen Sophie and her bright little Son, the new Major of the Potsdam Giants, had to pass their existence. Incident First fell out some six years ago or more, — in 1719, year of the Heidelberg Protestants, of Clement the Forger, when his Majesty " slept for weeks with a pistol under his pillow," and had other troubles. His Majesty, on one of his journeys, which were always many, was taken suddenly ill at Brandenburg, that year : so violently ill, that thinking him- self about to die, he sent for his good Queen, and made a Will appointing her Regent in case of his decease. His Majesty quite recovered before long. But Grumkow and the old Des- sauer, main aspirants, getting wind of this Will, and hunting out the truth of it, — what a puddling of the waters these two 480 DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE PKOJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. made in consequence ; stirring up mire and dirt round the good Queen, finding she had been preferred to them ! ^ Nay Wilhelmina, in her wild way, believes they had, not long after, planned to " fire a Theatre " about the King, one after- noon, in Berlin City, and take his life, thereby securing for themselves such benefit in prospect as there might be ! Not a doubt of it, thinks Wilhelmina : " The young Margraf,^ our precious Cousin, of Schwedt, is not he Sister's-sou of that Old Dessauer ? Grandson of the Great Elector, even as Papa is. Papa once killed (and our poor Crown-Prince also made away with), — that young Margraf, and his blue Fox-tiger of an Uncle over him, is King in Prussia ! Obviously they meant to burn that Theatre, and kill Papa ! " This is Wilhelmina's distracted belief; as, doubtless, it was her Mother's on the day in question : a jealous, much-suffering, transcendently exasperated Mother, as we see. Incident Second shows us those two rough Gentlemen fallen out of partnership, into open quarrel and even duel. " Duel at the Copenick Gate," much noised of in the dull old Prussian Books, — though always in a reserved manner ; not even the date, as if that were dangerous, being clearly given 1 It came in the wake of that Hanover Treaty, as is now guessed ; the two having taken opposite sides on that mea^ sure, and got provoked into ripping up old sores in general. Dessau was against King George and the Treaty, it appears ; having his reasons, family-reasons of old standing : Grumkow, a bribable gentleman, was for, — having also perhaps his rea- sons. Enough, it came to altercations, objurgations between the two ; which rose ever higher, — rose at length to wager- of-battle. Indignant challenge on the i:)art of the Old Des- sauer ; which, however, Grumkow, not regarded as a Baresark in the fighting way, regrets that his Christian principles do not, forsooth, allow him to accept. The King is appealed to ; the King, being himself, though an orthodox Christian, yet a still more orthodox Soldier, decides That, on the whole. Gen- eral Grumkow cannot but accept this challenge from the Field- marshal Prince of Dessau. 1 Wilhelmina, i. 26, 29. » Born 1700 (see vol. v. p. 393). Chap. V. IN THE POTSDAM GUARDS. 481 1725. Dessau is on the field, at the Ciipenick Gate, accordingly, — late-autumn afternoon (I calculate) of the year 1725 ; — waits patiently till Grumkow make his appearance. Grumkow, with a chosen second, does at last appear ; advances pensively with slow steps. Gunpowder Dessau, black as a silent thunder- cloud, draws his sword : and Grumkow — does not draw his ; presents it undrawn, with unconditional submission and apol- ogy : " Slay me, if you like, old Friend, whom I have in- jured ! " Whereat Dessau, uttering no word, uttering only some contemptiious snort, turns his back on the phenomenon ; mounts his horse and rides home.^ A divided man from this Grumkow henceforth. The Prince waited on her Majesty ; signified his sorrow for past estrangements ; his gi'eat wish now to help her, but his total inability, being ousted by Grum- kow : We are for Halle, Madam, where our Regiment is ; there let us serve his Majesty, since we cannot here!^ — And in fact the Old Dessauer lives mostly there in time coming ; sunk inarticulate in tactics of a truly deep nature, not stranding on politics of a shallow ; — a man still memorable in the mythic traditions of that place. Better to drill men to perfection, and invent iron ramrods, against the day they shall be needed, than go jostling, on such terms, with cattle of the Grumkow kind ! And thus, we perceive, Grumkow is in, and the Old Dessauer out ; and there has been '• a change of Ministry," change of " Majesty's- Advisers," brought about ; — may the Advice going be wiser now ! What the young Crown-Prince did, said, thought, in such environment, of backstairs diplomacies, female sighs and as- pirations, Grumkow duels, drillings in the Giant Regiment, is not specified for us in the smallest particular, in the extensive rubbish-books that have been written about him. Ours is, to indicate that such environment was : how a lively soul, acted on by it, did not fail to react, chameleon-like taking color from it, and contrariwise taking color against it, must be left to the reader's imagination. One thing we have gathered and will not forget, That the Old Dessauer is out, and Grumkow in, — 1 PiiUnitz, H. 212, 214. 2 Wilhelmina, i. 90, 93. 482 DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1723-1726. that the rugged Son of Gunpowder, drilling men henceforth at Halle, and in a dumb way meditating tactics as few ever did, has no share in the foul enchantments that now supervene at Court. CHAPTER VI. ORDNANCE-MASTER SECKENDORF CROSSES THE PALACE ESPLANADE. The Kaiser's terror and embarrassment at the conclusion of the Hanover Treaty, as we saw, were extreme. War possible or likely ; and nothing but the termagant caprices of Eliza- beth Farnese to depend on : no cash from the Sea-Powers ; only cannon-shot, invasion and hostility, from their cash and them : What is to be done ? To " caress the pride of Spain ; " to keep alive the hopes, in that quarter, of marrying their Don Carlos, the supplementary Infant, to our eldest Arch- duchess ; which indeed has set the Sea-Powers dreadfully on fire, but which does leave Parma and Piacenza quiet for the present, and makes the Pragmatic Sanction too an affair of Spain's own : this is one resource, though a poor one, and a dangerous. Another is, to make alliance with Eussia, by well flattering the poor little brown Czarina there : but is not that a still poorer ? And what third is there ! — There is a third worth both the others, could it be got done : To detach Priedrich Wilhelm from those dangerous Hanover Confederates, and bring him gently over to ourselves. He has an army of 60,000, in perfect equipment, and money to maintain them so. Against us or for us, — 60,000 plus or 60,000 minus ; — that will mean 120,000 fighting men ; a most weighty item in any field there is like to be. If it lie in the power of human art, let us gain this wild irritated King of Prussia. Dare any henchman of ours venture to go, with honey-cakes, with pattings and cajoleries, and slip the impe- rial muzzle well round the snout of that rugged ursine ani- mal ? An iracund bear, of dangerous proportions, and justly Chap. VI. ENTER ORDNANCE-MASTER SECKENDORF. 483 1726. irritated against us at present? Our experienced Fddzeug- vieister, Ordnance-Master and Diplomatist, Graf von Secken- dorf, a conscientious Protestant, and tlie cunningest of men, able to lie to all lengths, — dare he try it ? He has fought in all quarters of the world ; and lied in all, where needful ; and saved money in all : he will try it, and will succeed in it too!^ The Second Act, therefore, of this foolish World-Drama of the Double-Marriage opens, — on the 11th May, 1726, towards sunset, in the Tabagie of the Berlin Palace, as we gather from laborious comparison of windy Pcillnitz with other indistinct witnesses of a dreary nature, — in the following manner : — Prussian Majesty sits smoking at the window ; nothing par- ticular going on. A square-built shortish steel-gray Gentle- man, of militar}- cut, past fifty, is strolling over the Schloss- l^latz (spacious Square in front of the Palace), conspicuous amid the sparse populations there ; pensively recreating him- self, in the yellow sunlight and long shadows, as after a day's hard labor or travel. " Who is that ? " inquires Friedrich Wilhelm, suspending his tobacco. Grumkow answers cau- tiously, after survey : He thinks it must be Ordnance-Master Seckendorf ; who was with him to-day ; passing on rapidly towards Denmark, on business that will not wait. — "Expe- rienced Feldzeugmeister Graf von Seckendorf, whom we stand in correspondence with, of late, and were expecting about this time ? Whom we have known at the Siege of Stralsund, nay ever since the Marlborough times and the Siege of Menin, in war and peace ; and have always reckoned a solid reasonable man and soldier : Why has he not come to us ? " — " Your Majesty,-' confesses Grumkow, " his business is so pressing ! Business in Denmark will not wait. Seckendorf owned he had come slightly round, in his eagerness to see our grand Keview at Tempelhof the day after to-morrow : What soldier would omit the sight (so he was pleased to intimate) of sol- diering carried to the non-plus-ultra ? But he hoped to do it quite incognito, among the general public ; — and then to be 1 Pollnitz, ii. 235 ; Stenzel, iii. 544 ; Forater, ii. 59, iii. 235, 239. ^ 484 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1726. at the gallop again : not able UBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1726. Friedricli Wilhelm, though an absolute Monarch, does not dream of governing without Law, still less without Justice, which he knows well to be the one basis for him and for all Kings and men. His life-effort, prosecuted iu a grand, unconscious, unvarying and instinctive way, may be defined rather as the effort to find out everywhere in his affairs what was justice ; to make regulations, laws in conformity with that, and to guide himself and his Prussia rigorously b}' these. Truly he is not of constitutional turn ; cares little about the wigs and formalities of justice, pressing on so fiercely towards the essence and fact of it ; he has been known to tear asunder the wigs and formalities, in a notably imj)atient manner, when they stood between him and the fact. But Prussia has its Laws withal, tolerably abundant, tolerably fixed and suj)reme : and the meanest Prussian man that could find out a definite Law, coming athwart Priedrich Wilhelm's wrath, would check Priedrich Wilhelm in mid- volley, — or hope with good ground to do it. Hope, we say ; for the King is in his own and his people's eyes, to some indefinite extent, always himself the supreme ultimate Inter- preter, and grand living codex, of the Laws, — always to some indefinite extent; — and there remains for a subject man nothing but the appeal to Philip sober, in some rash cases ! On the whole, however, Priedrich Wilhelm is by no means a lawless Monarch ; nor are his Prussians slaves by any means : they are patient, stout-hearted, subject men, with a very considerable quantity of radical fire, very well covered in; prevented from idle explosions, bound to a respectful de- meanor, and especially to hold their tongues as much as possible. Priedrich Wilhelm has not the least shadow of a Constitu- tional Parliament, nor even a Privy-Council, as we understand it ; his Ministers being in general mere Clerks to register and execute what he had otherwise resolved upon : but he had his ToJyaks- Collegium, Tobacco-College, Smoking Congress, Tabagie, which has made so much noise in the world, and which, in a rough natural way, affords him the uses of a Parliament, on most cheap terms, and without the formidable inconven- Chap. VII. TOBACCO-PAKLIAMENT. 495 1726. iences attached to that kind of Institution. A Parliament reduced to its simplest expression, and, instead of Parlia- mentary eloquence, provided with Dutch clay-pipes and to- bacco : so we may define this celebrated Tabagie of Friedrich Wilhelm's. Tabagies were not uncommon among German Sovereigns of that epoch : George I. at Hanover had his Smoking-room, and select smoking Party on an evening ; and even at Lon- don, as we noticed, smoked nightly, wetting his royal throat with thin beer, in presence of his fat and of his lean JMistress, if there were no other company. Tobacco, — introduced by the Swedish soldiers in the Thirty- Years War, say some ; or even by the English soldiers in the Bohemian or Palatinate beginnings of said War, say others ; — tobacco, once shown them, was enthusiastically adopted by the German popula- tions, long in want of such an article ; and has done impor- tant multifarious functions in that country ever since. For truly, in Politics, Morality, and all departments of their Practical and Speculative affairs, we may trace its influences, good and bad, to this day. Influences generally bad; pacificatory but bad, engaging you in idle cloudy dreams ; — still worse, promoting com- posure among the palpably chaotic and discomposed; sooth- ing all things into lazy peace ; that all things may be left to themselves very much, and to the laws of gravity and decomposition. Whereby German affairs are come to be greatly overgrown with funguses in our Time ; and give symptoms of dry and of wet rot, wherever handled. George I., we say, had his Tabagie ; and other German Sovereigns had : but none of them turned it to a Political Institution, as Friedrich Wilhelm did. The thrifty man ; finding it would serve in that capacity withal. He had taken it up as a commonplace solace and amusement : it is a reward for doing strenuously the day's heavy labors, to wind them up in this manner, in quiet society of friendly human faces, into a contemplative smoke-canopy, slowly spreading into the realm of sleep and its dreams. Friedrich Wilhelm was a man of habitudes; his evening Tabagie became a law of Nature 496 DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1726. to liim, constant as the setting of the sun. Favorable cir- cumstances, quietly noticed and laid hold of by the thrifty man, developed this simple evening arrangement of his into a sort of Smoking Parliament, small but powerful, where State-consultations, in a fitful informal way, took place ; and the weightiest affairs might, by dexterous management, cun- ning insinuation and manoeuvring from those that understood the art and the place, be bent this way or that, and ripened towards such issue as was desirable. To ascertain what the true course in regard to this or the other high matter will be ; what the public will think of it ; and, in short, what and how the Executive-Royal shall do therein : this, the essential function of a Parliament and Privy-Council, was here, by artless cheap methods, under the bidding of mere Nature, multifariously done ; mere taciturnity and sedative smoke making the most of what natural intellect there might be. The substitution of Tobacco-smoke for Par- liamentary eloquence is, by some, held to be a great improve- ment. Here is Smelfungus's opinion, quaintly expressed, with a smile in it, which perhaps is not all of joy : — " Tobacco-smoke is the one element in which, by our Euro- pean manners, men can sit silent together without embarrass- ment, and where no man is bound to speak one word more than he has actually and veritably got to say. Nay, rather every man is admonished and enjoined by the laws of honor, and even of personal ease, to stop short of that point ; at all events, to hold his peace and take to his pipe again, the instant he has spoken his meaning, if he chance to have any. The results of which salutary practice, if introduced into Consti- tutional Parliaments, might evidently be incalculable. The essence of what little intellect and insight there is in that room: we shall or can get nothing more out of any Parlia- ment ; and se'dative, gently soothing, gently clarifying tobacco- smoke (if the room were well ventilated, open atop, and the air kept good), with the obligation to a minimum of speech, surely gives human intellect and insight the best chance they can have. Best chance, instead of the worst chance as at pres- ent : ah me, ah me, who will reduce fools to silence again in CHA1-. VII. TOBACCO-PARLIAMENT. 497 172«. any measure ? Who will deliver men from this hideous night- mare of Stump-Oratory, under which the grandest Nations are choking to a nameless death, bleeding (too truly) from mouth and nose and ears, in our sad days ? '' This Tobacco-College is the Grumkow-and-Seckendorf chief field of action. These two gentlemen understand thoroughly the nature of the Prussian Tobacco-Parliament ; have studied the conditions of it to the most intricate cranny : no English Whipper-in or eloquent Premier knows his St. Stephen's better, or how to hatch a measure in that dim hot element. By hint, by innuendo ; by contemplative smoke, speech and forbearance to speak ; often looking one way and rowing another, — they can touch the secret springs, and guide in a surprising manner the big dangerous Fireship (for such every State-Parliament is) towards the haven they intend for it. Most dexterous Par- liament-men (Smoke-Parliament) j no Walpole, no Dundas, or immortal Pitt, First or Second, is cleverer in Parliamentary practice. For their Fireship, though smaller than the British, is very dangerous withal. Look at this, for instance : Seck- endorf, one evening, far contrary to his wont, which was pros- trate respect in easy forms, and always judicious submission of one's own weaker judgment, towards his Majesty, — has got into some difficult defence of the Kaiser ; defence very difficult, or in reality impossible. The cautious man is flus- tered by the intricacies of his position, by his Majesty's indig- nant counter-volleys, and the perilous necessity there is to do the impossible on the spur of the instant ; — gets into emplia- sis, answers his Majesty's volcanic fire by incipient heat of his own ; and, in short, seems in danger of forgetting himself, and kindling the Tobacco-Parliament into a mere conflagration. That will be an issue for us ! And yet who dare interfere ? Friedrich Wilhelm's words, in high clangorous metallic plan- gency, and the pathos of a lion raised by anger into song, fall hotter and hotter ; Seckendorf's puckered brow is growing of slate-color ; his shelf-lip, shuttling violently, lisps and snuffles mere unconciliatory matter : — What on earth will become of us ? — " Hoom ! Boom ! " dexterous Grumkow has drawn a Humming-top from his pocket, and suddenly sent it spinning. 498 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1726. There it hums and caracoles, through the bottles and glasses • reckless what dangerous breakage and spilth it may occasion. Friedrich Wilhelm looked aside to it indignantly. '' What is that ? " inquired he, in metallic tone still high. <' Pooh, a toy I bought for the little Prince August, your Majesty : am only trying it ! " His Majesty understood the hint, Secken- dorf still better ; and a jolly touch of laughter, on both sides, brought the matter back into the safe tobacco-clouds again.^ This Smoking Parliament or Tahaks- Collegium of his Prus- sian Majesty was a thing much talked of in the world; but till Seckendorf and Grumkow started their grand operations there, its proceedings are not on record ; nor indeed till then had its political or parliamentary function become so decidedly evi- dent. It was originally a simple Sraoking-Club ; got together on hest of Nature, without ulterior intentions : — thus English Parliamenta themselves are understood to have been, in the old Norman time, mere royal Christmas-Festivities, with natu- ral colloquy or parleying between King and Nobles ensuing thereupon, and what wisest consultation concerning the arduous things of the realm the circumstances gave rise to. Such par- leyings or consultations, — always two in number in regard to every matter, it would seem, or even three ; one sober, one drunk, and one just after being drunk, — proving of extreme service in practice, grew to be Parliament, with its three read- ings, and what not. A Smoking-room, — with wooden furniture, we can suppose, ^- in each of his Majesty's royal Palaces, was set apart for this evening service, and became the Tabagie of his Majesty. A Tabagie-room in the Berlin Schloss, another in the Potsdam, if the cicerone had any knowledge, could still be pointed out : — but the TdhdiCGO-pipes that are shown as Friedrich Wilhelm's in the Kunstkammer or Museum of Berlin, pipes which no rational smoker, not compelled to it, would have used, awaken just doubt as to the cicerones ; and you leave the Locality of the Tabagie a thing conjectural. In summer season, at Potsdam and in country situations, Tabagie could be held under a tent: we expressly know, his Majesty held Tabagie at Wusterhausen 1 riirster, ii. 110. Chap. VII. TOBACCO-PARLIAMENT. 499 172G. nightly on the Steps of the big Fountain, in the Outer Court there. Issuing from Wusterhausen Schloss, and its little clipped lindens, by the western side ; passing the sentries, bridge and black ditch, with live Prussian eagles, vicious black bears, you come upon the royal Tabagie of Wusterhausen ; covered by an awning, I should think ; sending forth its bits of smoke-clouds, and its hum of human talk, into the wide free Desert round. Any room that was large enough, and had height of ceiling, and air-circulation and no cloth-furniture, would do : and in each Palace is one, or more than one, that has been fixed upon and fitted out for that object. A high large Room, as the Engravings (mostly worthless) give it us : contented saturnine human figures, a dozen or so of them, sitting round a large long Table, furnished for the occasion ; long Dutch pipe in the mouth of each man ; supplies of knaster easily accessible ; small pan of burning peat, in the Dutch fashion (sandy native charcoal, which burns slowly without smoke), is at your left hand ; at your right a jug, which I find to consist of excellent thin bitter beer. Other costlier materials for drinking, if you want such, are not beyond reach. On side-tables stand wholesome cold-meats, royal rounds of beef not wanting, with bread thinly sliced and buttered : in a rustic but neat and abundant way, such innocent accommodations, narcotic or nutritious, gaseous, fluid and solid, as human nature, bent on contemplation and an evening lounge, can require. Perfect equality is to be the rule ; no rising, or notice taken, when anybody enters or leaves. Let the entering man take his place and pipe, without obligatory remarks : if he cannot smoke, which is Seckendorf's case for instance, let him at least affect to do so, and not ruffle the established stream of things. And so, Puff, slowly Pff ! — and any com- fortable speech that is in you ; or none, if you authentically have not any. Old official gentlemen, military for most part ; Grumkow, Derschau, Old Dessauer (when at hand), Seckendorf, old General Plans (rugged Platt-Deutsch specimen, capable of tocadille or backgammon, capable of rough slashes of sarcasm when he opens his old beard for speech) : these, and the like fiOO DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1726. of these, intimate confidants of the King, men who could speak a little, or who could be socially silent otherwise, — seem to have been the staple of the Institution. Strangers of mark, who happened to be passing, were occasional guests ; Ginckel the Dutch Ambassador, though foreign like Seckendorf, was well seen- there; garrulous Pollnitz, who has wandered over all the world, had a standing invitation. Kings, high Princes on visit, were sure to have the honor. The Crown-Prince, now and afterwards, was often present ; oftener than he liked, — in such an atmosphere, in such an element. " The little Princes were all wont to come in," doffing their bits of triangular hats, "and bid Papa good-night. One of the old Generals would sometimes put them through their exercise ; and the little creatures were unwilling to go away to bed." In such Assemblage, when business of importance, foreign or domestic, was not occupying the royal thoughts, — the Talk, we can believe, was rambling and multifarious : the day's hunt- ing, if at Wusterhausen ; the day's news, if at Berlin or Pots- dam ; old reminiscences, too, I can fancy, turning up, and talk, even in Seckendorf's own time, about Siege of Meni^ (where your Majesty first did me the honor of some notice). Siege of Stralsund, and — duly on September 11th at least — Malpla- quet, with Marlborough and Eugene : what Marlborough said, looked : and especially Lottum, late Peldmarschall Lottum ; ^ and how the Prussi&,n Infantry held firm, like a wall of rocks, when the horse were swept away, — rocks highly volcanic, and capable of rolling forward too; and "how a certain Adjutant [Derschau smokes harder, and blushes brown] snatched poor Tettau on his back, bleeding to death, amid the iron whirl- winds, and brought him out of shot-range." ^ — "Hm, na, such a Day, that, Herr Peldzeugmeister, as we shall not see again till the Last of the Days ! " Failing talk, there were Newspapers in abundance ; scraggy Dutch Courants, Journals of the Rhine, Famas, Prankfurt 1 Died 1719. ■■^ Militair-Lexikon, iv. 78, § Major-General von Tettau, and i. 348, § Der- Echau. This was the beginning of Derschau's favor with Friedrich Wilhelm, who had witnessed this piece of faithful work. Chai'. VH. TORACCO-PARLIAMENT. 501 1726. Zeitungs ; with which his Majesty exuberantly suj) plied him- self ; — being willing to know what was passing in the high places of the world, or even what in the dark snuffy Editor's thoughts was passing. This kind of matter, as some picture of the actual hour, his Majesty liked to have read to him, even during meal -time. Some subordinate character, with clear wind- pipe, — all the better too, if he be a book-man, cognizant of History, Geography, and can explain everything, — usually reads the Newspaper from some high seat behind backs, while his Majesty and Household dine. The same subordinate per- sonage may be worth his place in the Tabagie, should his func- tion happen to prove necessary there. Even book-men, though generally pedants and mere bags of wind and folly, are good for something, more especially if rich mines of quizzability turn out to be workable in them. Of QundUng^ and the Literary Men in TobaccO' Parliament. Friedrich Wilhelm had, in succession or sometimes simul- taneously, a number of such Nondescripts, to read his News- papers and season his Tabagie ; — last evanescent phasis of the old Court-Fool species ; — who form a noticeable feature of his environment. One very famous literary gentleman of this description, who distanced every competitor, in the Tabagie and elsewhere, for serving his Majesty's occasions, was Jakob Paul Gnndling ; a name still laughingly remembered among the Priassian People. Gundling was a Country-Clergyman's son, of the Niirnberg quarter ; had studied, carrying off the honors, in various Universities ; had read, or turned over, whole cartloads of wise and foolish Books (gravitating, I fear, towards the latter kind) ; had gone the Grand Tour as travel- ling tutor, " as companion to an English gentleman." He had seen courts, perhaps camps, at lowest cities and inns ; knew in a manner, practically and theoretically, all things, and had published multifarious Books of his own.^ The sublime long' * List of them, Twenty-one in number, mostly on learned Antiquarian sub" jects, — in Forster, ii. 255, 256. 22.22 ^^^- 1 502 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1726, eared erudition of the man was not to be contested ; manifest to everybody ; thrice and four times manifest to himself, in the first place. In the course of his roamings, and grand and little tours, he had come to Berlin in old King Friedrich's time ; had thrown powder in the eyes of men there, and been appointed to Pro- fessorships in the Kitter- Academy, to Chief-Heraldships, — *' Historiographer Royal," and perhaps other honors and emolu- ments. The whole of which were cut down by the ruthless scythe of Friedrich Wilhelm, ruthlessly mowing his field clear, in the manner we saw at his Accession. Whereby learned grandiloquent Gundling, much addicted to liquor by this time, and turning the corner of forty, saw himself cast forth into the general wilderness ; that is to say, walking the streets of Berlin, with no resources but what lay within himself and his own hungry skin. Much given to liquor too. How he lived, for a year or two after this, — erudite pen and braggart tongue his only resources, — were tragical to say. At length a famous Tavern-keeper, the " Leipzig e Polter-Hans (Leipzig Kill-Cow, or Boisterous- Jack), ^^ as they call him, finding what a dungeoii of erudite talk this Gundling was, and how gentlemen got entertained by him, gave Gundling the run of his Tavern (or, I fear, only a seat in the drinking-room) ; and it was here that General Grumkow found him, talking big, and disserting de omni scibili, to the ancient Berlin gentlemen over their cups. A very Dictionary of a man ; who knows, in a manner, all things ; and is by no means ignorant that he knows them : Would not this man suit his Majesty ? thought Grumkow ; and brought him to Majesty, to read the Newspapers and explain everything. Date is not given, or hinted at ; but incidentally we find Gundling in full blast " in the year 1718 ; " * and conclude his instalment was a year or two be- fore. Gundling came to his Majesty from the Tap-room of Boisterous-Jack ; read the Newspapers, and explained every- thing: such a Dictionary -in-breeches (much given to liquor) as his Majesty had got, was never seen before. Working into the man, his Majesty, who had a great taste for such ^ Von Loen, Kleine Schriften, i. 201 Ccited in Forster, i. 260). Chap. VII. TOBACCO-PARLIAMENT. 503 1726. things, discovered in him such mines of college-learning, court-learning, without end ; self-conceit, and depth of appe- tite, not less considerable : in fine, such Chaotic Blockheadism with the consciousness of being Wisdom, as was wondrous to behold, — as filled his Majesty, especially, with laughter and joyful amazement. Here are mines of native Darkness and Human Stupidity, capable of being made to phosphoresce and effervesce, — are there not, your Majesty ? Omniscient Gundling was a prime resource in the Tabagie, for many years to come. Man with sublimer stores of long-eared Learning and Omniscience ; man more destitute of Mother-wit, was no- where to be met with, A man, bankrupt of Mother-wit ; — who has squandered any poor Mother-wit he had in the pro- cess of acquiring his sublime long-eared Omniscience ; and has retained only depth of appetite, — appetite for liquor among other things, as the consummation and bottomless cesspool of appetites : — is not this a discovery we have made, in Boister- ous-Jack's, your Majesty ! The man was an Eldorado for the peculiar quizzing hu- mor of his Majesty ; who took immense delight in working him, when occasion served. In the first years, he had to attend his Majesty on all occasions of amusement ; if you invite his Majesty to dinner, Gundling too must be of the party. Daily, otherwise, Gundling was at the Tabagie ; getting drunk, if nothing better. Vein after vein, rich in broad fun (very broad and Brobdignagian, such as suits there), is discovered in him : without wit himself, but much the cause of wit. None oftener shook the Tabagie with inextinguishable Hahas : daily, by stirring into him, you could wrinkle the Tabagie into grim radiance of banter and silent grins. He wore sublime clothes : Friedrich Wilhelm, whom we saw dress up his regimental Scavenger-Executioners in French costume, for Count Eothenburg's behoof, made haste to load Gundling with Rathships, Kammerherrships, Titles such as fools covet ; — gave him tolerable pensions too, poor devil, and even functions, if they were of the imaginary or big insignificant sort. Above all things, his Majesty dressed him, 504 DOl'HLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1726. as the piuk of fortunate ambitious courtiers. Superfine scarlet coat, gold buttonholes, black-velvet facings and em- broideries without end : '' straw-colored breeches ; red silk stockings," with probably blue clocks to them, "and shoes with red heels : " on his learned head sat an immense cloud- periwig of white goat's-hair (the man now growing towards fifty) ; in the hat a red feather : — in this guise he walked the streets, the gold Key of Kammerhen' (Chamberlain) con- spicuously hanging at his coat-breast ; and looked proudly down upon the world, when sober. Alas, he was often not sober ; and fiends in human shape were ready enough to take advantage of his unguarded situation. No man suffered ruder tarring-and-feathering ; — and his only comfort was his bane withal, that he had, under such conditions, the use of the royal cellars, and could always command good liquor there. His illustrious scarlet coat, by tumblings in the ditch, soon got dirty to a degree ; and exposed him to the biting censures of his Majesty, anxious for the respectability of his Hofraths. One day, two wicked Captains, finding him prostrate in some lone place, cut off his Kammerherr Key ; and privately gave it to his Majesty. Majesty, in Tabagie, notices Gundling's coat-breast : '■ Where is your Key, then, Herr Kammerherr ? " '•' Hm, hah — unfortunately lost it, Ihro Majestat ! " — " Lost it, say you ? " and his Majesty looks dreadfully grave. — " Key lost ? " thinks Tabagie, grave Seckendorf included : '^ Jarni-hleu, that is something serious ! " "As if a Soldier were to drink his musket ! " thinks his IMajesty : " And what are the laws, if an ignorant fellow is shot, and a learned wise one escapes ? " Here is matter for a deliberative Tabagie ; and to poor Gundling a bad outlook, fatal or short of fatal. He had better not even drink much; but dispense with consolation, and keep his wits about him, till this squall pass. After much deliberating, it is found that the royal clemency can be extended; and an outlet devised, under conditions. Xext Tabagie, a servant enters with one of the biggest trays in the world, and upon it a " Wooden Key gilt, about an ell long : " this gigantic implement is solemnly hung round the repentant Kummerherr ; this he shall wear publicly as penance, and be Chap. VII. TOBACCO-PAELIAMENT. 505 1726. upon his behavior, till the royal mind can relent. Figure the poor blockhead till that happen ! " On recovering his metal key, he goes to a smith, and has it fixed on with wire." Wliat Gundling thought to himself, amid these pranks and hoaxings, we do not know. The poor soul was not born a fool ; though he had become one, by college-learning, vanity, strong-drink, and the world's perversity and his own. Under good guidance, especially if bred to strict silence, he might have been in some measure a luminous object, — not as now a phosphorescent one, shining by its mere rottenness ! A sad " Calamity of Authors " indeed, when it overtakes a man ! — Poor Gundling probably had lucid intervals now and then ; tragic fits of discernment, in the inner-man of him. He had a Brother, also a learned man, who retained his senses ; and was even a rather famed Professor at Halle ; whose Portrait, looking very academic, solemn and well-to-do, turns up in old printshops ; whose Books, concerning " Henry the Fowler (De Henrico Auciijpe),''^ " Kaiser Conrad I.," and other dim His- torical objects, are still consumable, — though with little profit, to my experience. The name of this one was Niwlaus ffieronymus ; ours is Jakob Paul, the senior brother, — once the hope of the House, it is likely, and a fond Father's pride, — > in that poor old Niirnberg Parsonage long ago ! Jakob Paul likewise continued to write Books, on Bran- denburg Heraldries, Topography, Genealogies: even a "i(/e" or two of some old Brandenburg Electors are still extant from his hand; but not looked at now by any mortal. He had been, perhaps was again, Historiographer Eoyal ; and felt bound to write such Books : several of them he printed ; and we hear of others still manuscript, "in five folio volumes written fair." He held innumerable half-mock Titles and Offices ; among others, was actual President of the Berlin Royal Society, or Academie des Sciences, Leibnitz's pet daugh- ter, — there Gundling actually sat in Office ; and drew the salary, for one certainty. " As good he as another," thought Friedrich Wilhelm : *' What is the use of these solemn fel- lows, in their big perukes, with their crabbed x + y's, and sci- entific Pedler's-French ; doing nothing that I can see, except sou DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1726. annually the Berlin Almanac, wliicli they live upon ? Let them live upon it, and be thankful; with Gundling for their head man." Academy of Sciences makes its Almanac, and some pecu- lium of profit by it ; lectures perhaps a little " on Anatomy " (good for something, that, in his Majesty's mind) ; but lan- guishes without encouragement during the present reign. Has his Majesty no prize-questions to propose, then ? None, or worse. He once officially put these learned Associates upon ascertaining for him " Why Champagne foamed ? " They, with a hidden vein of pleasantry, required " material to experiment upon." Friedrich Wilhelm sent them a dozen, or certain dozens ; and the matter proved insoluble to this day. No King, scarcely any man, had less of reverence for the Sciences so called ; for Academic culture, and the art of the Talking-Schoolmaster in general ! A King obtuse to the fine Arts, especially to the vocal Arts, in a high degree. Literary- fame itself he regards as mountebank fame ; the art of writ- ing big admirable folios is little better to him than that of vomiting long coils of wonderful ribbon, for the idlers of the market-place ; and he bear-baits Ms Gundling, in this manner, as phosphorescent blockhead of the first magnitude, worthy of nothing better. Nay, it is but lately (1723 the exact year) that he did his ever-memorable feat in regard to Wolf and his Philosophy, at Halle. Illustrious Wolf was recognized, at that time, as the second greater Leibnitz, and Head-Philosopher of Nature, who " by mathematical method " had as it were taken Nature in the fact, and illuminated everything, so that whosoever ran might read, — which all manner of people then tried to do, but have now quite ceased trying " by the Wolf-method : " — Immortal Wolf, somewhat of a stiff, reserved humor, in- wardly a little proud, and not wanting in private contempt of the contemptible, had been accused of heterodoxy by the Halle Theologians. Immortal Wolf, croakily satirical withal, had of course defended himself ; and of course got into a shoreless sea of controversy with the Halle Theologians ; pes- tering his Majesty Avith mere wars, and rumors of war, for a CiiA.-. VII. TOBACCO-PARLIAMENT. 507 1726. length of time, from that Halle University.^ So that Maj- esty, unable to distinguish top or bottom in such a coil of argument; or to do justice in the case, however willing and anxious, often passionately asked : " What, in God's name, is the real truth of it ? " Majesty appointed Commissions to inquire ; read Reports ; could for a long while make out noth- ing certain. At last came a decision on the sudden ; — royal mind suddenly illuminated, it is a little uncertain how. Some give the credit of it to Gundling, which is unlikely; others to " Two Generals " of pious orthodox turn, acquainted with Halle ; — and I have heard obscurely that it was the Old Dessauer, who also knew Halle ; and was no doubt wearied to hear nothing talked of there but injured Philosopher Wolf, and injuring Theologian Lange, or vice versa. Some practical military man, not given to take up with shadows, it likeliest was. " In God's name, what is the real truth of all that ? " inquired his Majesty, of the practical man : " Does Wolf teach hellish doctrines, as Lange says, or heavenly, as himself says ? " " Teaches babble mainly, I should think, and scien- tific Pedler's French," intimated the practical man : " But they say he has one doctrine about oaths, and what he calls foundation of duty, which I did not like. N"ot a heavenly doctrine that. Follow out that, any of your Majesty's gi'en- adiers might desert, and say he had done no sin against God ! " ^ Friedrich Wilhelm flew into a paroxysm of horror ; instantly redacted brief Royal Decree ^ (which is still extant among the curiosities of the Universe), ordering Wolf to quit Halle and the Prussian Dominions, bag and baggage, forever- more, within eight-and-forty hours, " bey Strafe des Stranges, under pain of the halter ! " Halter : the Head-Philosopher of Nature, found too late, will be hanged, as if he were a sheep-stealer ; hanged, and no mistake ! Poor Wolf gathered himself together, wife and 1 InBusching (Beitrage, i. 1-140) is rough autheutic account of Wolf, and especially of all that, — \Tith several curious Letters of Wolf's. 2 Biisching, i. 8 ; Benekendorf, Karakterziige aus dem Leben Konig Fried' rich Wilhelm I. (Anonymous, Berlin, 1787), ii. 23. 8 15th Norember (Biisching says 8th), 1723 508 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 172G. baggage ; girded up his loins ; and ran with the due despatch. He is now found sheltered under Hessen-Darmstadt, at ]V[ar- burg, professing something there ; and all the intellect of the world is struck with astonishment, and with silent or vocal pity for the poor man. — It is but fair to say, Friedrich Wil- helm, gradually taking notice of the world's humor in regard to this, began to have his own misgivings ; and determined to read some of Wolf's Books for himself, Reading in Wolf, he had sense to discern that here was a man of undeniable tal- ent and integrity ; that the Practical Military judgment, load- ing with the iron ramrod, had shot wide of the mark, in this matter ; and, in short, that a palpable bit of foul-play had been done. This was in 1733; — ten years after the shot, when his Majesty saw, with his own eyes, how wide it had gone. He applied to Wolf earnestly, more than once, to come back to him : Halle, Frankfurt, any Prussian University with a vacancy in it, was now wide open to Wolf. But Wolf knew better : Wolf, with bows down to the ground, answered always evadingly ; — and never would come back till the New Reign began. Friedrich Wilhelm knew little of Book-learning or Book- writing ; and his notion of it is very shocking to us. But the fact is, reader, Book-writing is of two kinds : one wise, and may be among the wisest of earthly things ; the other fool- ish, sometimes far beyond what can be reached by human nature elsewhere. Blockheadism, Unwisdom, while silent, is reckoned bad ; but Blockheadism getting vocal, able to speak persuasively, — have you considered that at all ? Human Opacity falling into Phosphorescence ; that is to say, becom- ing luminous (to itself and to many mortals) by the very excess of it, by the very bursting of it into putrid fermentation ; — all other forms of Chaos are cosmic in comparison ! — Our poor Friedrich Wilhelm had seen only Gundlings among the Book-writing class : had he seen wiser specimens, he might have formed, as he did in Wolf's case, another judgment. Nay in regard to Gundling himself, it is observable how, with his unutterable contempt, lie seems to notice in him glimpses of the iulmirablc (suoli acquii'ements, such dictionary-faculties. Chap. VII. TOBACCO-PARLIAMENT. 50y 172(;. though gone distracted !), — and almost has a kind of love for the absurd dog. Gundling's pensions amount to something like £150; an immense sum in this Court. ^ A blockhead admirable in some sorts ; and of immense resource in Tobacco- Parliament when business is slack ! — No end to the wild pranks, the Houyhnhnm horse-play they had with drunken Gundling. He has staggered out in a drunk state, and found, or not clearly found till the morrow, young bears lying in his bed ; — has found his room-door walled up ; been obliged to grope about, staggering from door to door and from port to port, and land ultimately in the big Bears' den, who hugged and squeezed him inhumanly there. Once at Wusterhausen, staggering blind-drunk out of the Schloss towards his lair, the sentries at the Bridge (instigated to it by the Houyhnhnms, who look on) pretend to fasten some military blame on him : Why has he omitted or committed so-and-so ? Gundling's drunk answer is unsatisfactory. " Ar- rest, Herr Kammerrath, is it to be that, then ! " They hustle him about, among the Bears which lodge there ; — at length they lay him horizontally across two ropes ; — take to swing- ing him hither and thither, up and down, across the black Acherontic Ditch, which is frozen over, it being the dead of winter : one of the ropes, lower rope, breaks ; Gundling comes souse upon the ice with his sitting-part ; breaks a big hole in the ice, and scarcely with legs, arms and the remaining rope, can be got out undrowned.^ If, with natural indignation, he shut his door, and refuse to come to the Tabagie, they knock in a panel of his door ; and force him out with crackers, fire-works, rockets and mal-odorous projectiles. Once the poor blockhead, becoming human for a moment, went clean away ; to Halle where his Brother was, or to some safer place : but the due inveiglements, sub- lime apologies, increase of titles, salaries, were used ; and the 1 Forster, i. 263. 284 (if you can reconcile the two passages). 2 Forster (i. 254-280) ; founding, I suppose, on Leben undThaten des Frei- herrn Paid von Gundling (Berlin, 1795) ; probably not one of the exactest Biog- raphies. 510 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1726. indispensable Phosphorescent Blockhead, and President of the Academy of Pedler's-French, was got back. Drink remained always as his consolation ; drink, and the deathless Volumes he was writing and printing. Sublime returns came to him, — Kaiser's Portrait set in diamonds, on one occasion, — for his Presentation-Copies in high quarters : immortal fame, is it not his clear portion ; still more clearly abundance of good wine. Friedrich Wilhelm did not let him want for Titles ; — raised him at last to the Peerage ; drawing out the Diploma and Armorial Blazonry, in a truly Friedrich- Wilhelm manner, with his own hand. The Gundlings, in virtue of the transcendent intellect and merits of this Founder Gundling, are, and are hereby declared to be, of Baronial dignity to the last scion of them; and in "all Ritter-Rennen (Tournaments), Battles, Fights, Camp-pitchings, Sealings, Signetings, shall and may use the above-said Shield of Arras," — if it can be of any advantage to them. A Prussian Majesty who gives us £150 yearly, with board and lodging and the run of his cellar, and honors such as these, is not to be lightly sneezed away, though of queer humors now and then. The highest Personages, as we said, more than once made gifts to Gundling ; miniatures set in diamonds ; purses of a hundred ducats : even Gundling, it was thought, might throw in a word, mad or otherwise, which would bear fruit. It was said of him, he never spoke to harm anybody with his Majesty. The poor blown-up blockhead was radically not ill-natured, — at least, if you let his " phosphorescences " alone. But the grandest explosions, in Tobacco-Parliament, were producible, when you got Two literary fools ; and, as if with Leyden-jars, positive and negative, brought their vanities to bear on one another. This sometimes happened, when Tobacco- Parliament was in luck. Friedrich Wilhelm had a variety of Merry- Andrew Raths of the Gundling sort, though none ever came up to Gundling, or approached him, in worth as a Merry- Andrew. Herr Fassmann, who wrote Books, by Patronage or for the Leipzig Booksellers, and wandered about the world as a star CHAI-. VII. TOBACCO-PARLIAMENT. 51i 1726. or comet of some magnitude, is not much known to my read- ers : — but lie is too well known to me, for certain dark Books of his which I have had to read.^ A very dim Literary Figure ; undeniable, indecipherable Human Fact, of those days ; now fallen quite extinct and obsolete ; his garniture, equipment, environment all very dark to us. Probably a too restless, imponderous creature, too much of the Gundling type ; struc- ture of him gaseous, not solid. Perhaps a little of the coxcomb naturally ; much of the sycophant on compulsion, — being sorely jammed into corners, and without elbow-room at all, in this world. Has, for the rest, a recognizable talent for " Maga- zine writing," — for Newspaper editing, had that rich mine, " California of the Spiritually Vagabond," been opened in those days. Poor extinct Fassmann, one discovers at last a vein of weak geniality in him ; here and there, real human sense and eyesight, under those strange conditions ; and his poor Books, rotted now to inanity, have left a small seed-pearl or two, to the earnest reader. Alas, if he ivas to become " spiritu- all}' vagabond " ("spiritually" and otherwise), might it not perhaps be wholesome to him that the California was not discovered ? — Fassmann was by no means such a fool as Gundling ; but he Avas much of a fool too. He had come to Berlin, about this time,^ in hopes of patronage from the King or somebody ; might say to himself, " Surely I am a better man than Gundling, if the Berlin Court has eyesight." By the King, on some wise General's recommending it, he was, as a preliminary, intro- duced to the Tabagie at least. Here is the celebrated Gund- ling ; there is the celebrated Fassmann. Positive Ley den-jar, with negative close by : in each of these two men lodges a full- charged fiery electric virtue of self-conceit ; destructive each of the other, — could a conductor be discovered. Conductors are discoverable, conductors are not wanting ; and many are the explosions between these mutually-destructive human varieties ; — welcomed with hilarious, rather vacant, huge 1 Life of Friedrich Wilfielm, occasionaUy cited here ; Life of August the Strong; &c. ' 1726, as he himself says (supra p. 8). 613 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Boor V. 1726. horse-laughter, in this Tobacco-Parliament and Synod of the Houyhnhnms. Of which take this acme ; and then end. Fassmann, a fellow not "without sarcasm and sharpness, as you may still see, has one evening provoked Gundling to the transcendent pitch, — till words are weak, and only action will answer. Gundling, driven to the exploding point, suddenly seizes his Dutch smoking-pan, of peat-charcoal ashes and red-hot sand ; and dashes it in the face of Fassmann ; who is of course dreadfully astonished thereby, and has got his very eyebrows burnt, not to speak of other injuries. Stand to him, Fassmann ! Fass- mann stands to him tightly, being the better man as well as the more satirical ; grasps Gundling by the collar, wrenches him about, lays him at last over his knee, sitting-part upper- most ; slaps said sitting-part (poor sitting-part that had broken the ice of Wusterhausen) with the hot pan, — nay some say, strips it and slaps. Amid the inextinguishable horse-laughter (sincere but vacant) of the Houyhnlinm Olympus. After which, his Majesty, as epi''^gue to such play, suggests, That feats of that nature are unseemly among gentlemen ; that when gentlemen have a quarrel, there is another way of set- tling it. Fassmann thereupon challenges Gundling ; Gundling accepts ; time and place are settled, pistols the weapon. At the appointed time and place Gundling stands, accordingly, pistol in hand ; but at sight of Fassmann, throws his pistol away ; will not shoot any man, nor have any man shoot him. Fassmann sternly advances ; shoots his pistol (powder merely) into Gundling's sublime goat's-hair wig : wig blazes into flame ; Gundling falls shrieking, a dead man, to the earth ; and they quench and revive him with a bucket of water. Was there ever seen such horse-play ? Eoaring laughter, huge, rude, and Bomewh^t vacant, as that of the Norse gods over their ale at Yule time ; — as if the face of the Sphinx were to wrinkle itself in laughter ; or the fabulous Houyhnhnms themselves were there to mock in their peculiar fashion. His Majesty at length gave Gundling a wine-cask, duly figured ; " painted black with a white cross," which was to stand in his room as meniejito-mori, and be his coffin. It stood Chap. VII. TOBACCO-PARLIAMENT. 513 1726. for ten years ; Gundling often sitting to write in it ; a good screen against draughts. And the poor monster was actually buried in this cask ; ^ Fassmann pronouncing some funeral oration, — and the orthodox clergy uttering, from the distance, only a mute groan. " The Herr Baron von Gundling was a man of many dignities, of much Book-learning ; a man of great memory," admits Fassmann, '* but of no judgment," insinuates he, — " looking for the Judgment (expectans judicium) " says Fassmann, with a pleasant wit. Fassmann succeeded to all the emoluments and honors ; but did not hold them ; preferred to run away before long : and after him came one and the other, whom the reader is not to be troubled with here. Enough if the patient reader have seen, a little, into that background of Friedrich Wilhelm's existence ; and, for the didactic part, have caught up his real views or instincts upon Spiritual Phospho- rescence, or Stupidity grown Vocal, which are much sounder than most of us suspect. These were the sports of the Tobacco-Parliament; and it was always meant primarily for sport, for recreation : but there is no doubt it had a serious function as well. " Business matters," adds Beneckendorf, who had means of knowing,^ " were often a subject of colloquy in the Tabaks- Collegium. Not that they were there finished off, decided upon, or meant to be so. But Friedrich Wilhelm often purposely brought up such things in conversation there, that he might learn the different opinions of his generals and chief men, without their observing it," — and so might profit by the Collective Wisdom, in short. 1 Died 11th April, 1731, age 58: description of the Burial "atBornstadt near Potsdam," in Forster, i. 276. 2 Benekendorf, Karakterziige, i. 137-149 ; vi. 37. 514 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1728. CHAPTER VIII. seckendorf's retort to her majesty. The Treaty of Wusterhausen was not yet known to Queen Sophie, to her Father George, or to any external creature : but that open flinching, and gradual withdrawal, from the Treaty of Hanover was too well known ; and boded no good to her pet project. Female sighs, male obduracies, and other domestic phenomena, are to be imagined in consequence. " A grand Britannic Majesty indeed ; very lofty Father to us, Madam, ever since he came to be King of England. Stalking along there, witli his nose in the air ; not deigning the least notice of us, except as of a thing that' may be got to fight for him ! And he does not sign the Double-Marriage Treaty, Madam ; only talks of signing it, — as if we were a starved coach-horse, to be quickened along by a wisp of hay put upon the coach-pole close ahead of us always ! " — " Jarni-bleu ! " snuffles Seckendorf with a virtuous zeal, or looks it ; and things are not pleasant at the royal dinner-table. Excellenz Seckendorf, we find at this time, " often has his Majest}' to dinner:" and such dinners; fitting one's tastes in all points, — no expense regarded (which indeed is the Kaiser's, if we knew it) ! And in return, Excellenz is fre- quently at dinner with his Majesty ; where the conversation, if it turn on England, which often happens, is more and more an offence to Queen Sophie. Seckendorf studies to be polite, reserved before the Queen's Majesty at her own table; yet sometimes he lisps out, in his vile snuffling tone, half-insinua- tions, remarks on our Royal Kindred, which are irritating in the extreme. Queen Sophie, the politest of women, did once, says Pollnitz, on some excessive pressure of that lisping snuf- fling unendurability, lose her royal patience and flame out. With human frankness, and uncommonly kindled eyes, she Chap. VIII. SECKENUORF'S RETORT TO HER MAJESTY. 515 1726. signified to Seckendorf, That none who was not himself a kind of scoundrel could entertain such thoughts of Kings and gentlemen ! Which hard saying kindled the stiff-backed rheumatic soul of Seckendorf (Excellenz had withal a tem- per in him, far down in the deeps) ; who answered : " Your Majesty, that is what no one else thinks of me. That is a name 1 have never permitted any one to give me with im- punity." And verily, he kept his threat in that latter point, says Pollnitz.^ At this stage, it is becoming, in the nature of things, un- likely that the projected Double-Marriage, or any union with England, can ever realize itself for Queen Sophie and her House. The Kaiser has decreed that it never shall. Here is the King already irritated, grown indisposed to it ; here is the Kaiser's Seckendorf, with preternatural Apparatus, come to maintain him in that humor. To Queen Sophie herself, who saw only the outside of Seckendorf and his Apparatus, the matter doubtless seemed big with difficulties ; but to us, who see the interior, the difficulties are plainly hopeless. Unless the Kaiser's mind change, unless many fixed things change, the Double-Marriage is impossible. One thing only is a sorrow, and this proved an immeasur- able one : Thaf they did not, that Queen Sophie did not, in such case, frankly give it up. Double-Marriage is not a law of Xature ; it is only a project at Hanover that has gone off again. There will be a life for our Crown-Prince, and Princess, without a marriage with England ! — It is greatly wise to recog- nize the impossible, the unreasonably difficult, when it presents itself : but who of men is there, much more who of women, that can always do it ? Queen Sophie Dorothee will have this Double-Marriage, and it shall be possible. Poor Lady, she was very obstinate ; and her Husband was very arbitrary. A rough bear of a Husband, yet by no means an unloving one ; a Husband who might have been managed. She evidently made a great mistake in decid- ing not to obey this man, as she had once vowed. By perfect 1 ii. 244. 516 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT STARTED. Book V. 1726. prompt obedience she might have had a very tolerable life with the rugged Orsou fallen to her lot ; who was a very honest-hearted creature. She might have done a pretty stroke of female work, withal, in taming her Orson; might have led him by the muzzle far enough in a private way, — by obedience. But by disobedience, by rebellion open or secret ? Fried- rich Wilhelm was a Husband ; Friedrich Wilhelm was a King ; and the most imperative man then breathing. Disobedience to Friedrich Wilhelm was a thing which, in the Prussian State, still more in the Berlin Schloss and vital heart of said State, the laws of Heaven and of Earth had not permitted, for any man's or any woman's sake, to be. The wide overarching sky looks down on no more inflexible Sovereign Man than him in the red-collared blue coat and white leggings, with the bamboo in his hand. A peaceable, capacious, not ill-given Sovereign Man, if you will let him have his way. But to bar his way ; to tweak the nose of his sovereign royalty, and ignominiously force him into another way : that is an enterprise no man or devil, or body of men or devils, need attempt. Seckendorf and Grumkow, in Tobacco-Parliament, understand it better. That attempt is impossible, once for all. The first step in such at- tempt will require to be assassination of Friedrich Wilhelm ; for you may depend on it, royal Sophie, so long as he is alive, the feat cannot be done. royal Sophie, pretty Feekin, what a business you are making of it ! The year 1726 was throughout a troublous one to Queen Sophie. Seckendorf's advent; King George's manifestoing ; alarm of imminent universal War, nay sputters of it actually beginning (Gibraltar invested by the Spaniards, ready for be- sieging, it is said) : nor was this all. Sophie's poor Mother, worn to a tragic Megsera, locked so long in the Castle of Ahlden, has taken up wild plans of outbreak, of escape by means of secretaries, moneys in the Bank of Amsterdam, and I know not what ; with all which Sophie, corresponding in double and triple mystery, has her own terrors and sorrows, trying to keep it down. And now, in the depth of the year, Chap. VIII. SECKENDOKFS RETORT TO HER MAJESTY. 51? 172C. the poor old ^Mother siuldenly dies.^ Burnt out in this manner, she collapses into ashes and long rest ; closing so her name less tragedy of thirty years' continuance : — what a Bluebeard- chamber in the mind of Sophie ! Nay there rise quarrels about the Heritage of the Deceased, which will prove another sorrow. ^ 13th November, 1726: Memoirs of Sofihid Dorothea, Consort of George I. (i. 386), — where also some of her conchuling Letters ("edited " as if by the >}ightmares) can be read, bat next to no sense made of them. BOOK VI. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT, AND CROWN-PRINCE, GOING ADRIFT UNDER THE STORM-WINDS. 1727-1730. CHAPTER I. FIFTH CRISIS IN THE KAISER's SPECTRE-HUNT. The Crown-Prince's young Life being, by perverse chance, involved and as it were absorbed in that foolish question of his English Marriage, we have nothing for it but to continue our sad function ; and go on painfully fishing out, and redu- cing to an authentic form, what traces of him there are, from that disastrous beggarly element, — till once he get free of it, either dead or alive. The ivinds (partly by Art-Magic) rise to the hurricane pitch, upon this Marriage Project and him ; and as for the sea, or general tide of European Politics — But let the reader look with his own eyes. In the spring of 1727, War, as anticipated, breaks out; Spaniards actually begin battering at Gibraltar ; Kaiser's Am- bassador at London is angrily ordered to begone. Causes of war were many : 1°. Duke de Ripperda — tumbled out now, that illustrious diplomatic bull-dog, at Madrid — sought asylum in the English Ambassador's house ; and no respect was had to such asylum : that is one cause. 2°. Then, you English, what is the meaning of these war-fleets in the West Indies ; in the Mediterranean, on the very coast of Spain ? We demand that you at once take them home again : — which cannot be complied with. 3 °. But above all things, we demand Gibraltar (HAP. I. FIFTH CRISIS IN THE SPECTRE-HUNT. 519 1727. of you : — which can still less be complied with. Termagant Elizabeth has set her heart on Gibraltar : that, in such oppor- tunity as this unexpected condition of the Balances now gives her, is the real cause of the War. Cession of Gibraltar : there had been vague promises, years ago, on the Kaiser's part ; nay George himself, raw to Eng- land at that date, is said to have thought the thing might per- haps be done. — " Do it at once, then ! " said the Termagant Queen, and repeated, with ever more emphasis ; — and there being not the least compliance, she has opened parallels before the place, and begun war and ardent firing there ; ^ preceded by protocols, debates in Parliament, and the usual phenomena. It is the Fifth grand Crisis in the Kaiser's spectre-huntings ; fifth change in the color of the world-lobster getting boiled in that singular manner ; — Second Sputter of actual War. Which proved futile altogether ; and amounts now, in the human memory, to fiat zero, — unless the following infinitesi- mally small fraction be countable again : — " Sputtering of War ; that is to say, Siege of Gibraltar. A siege utterly unmemorable, and without the least interest for existing mankind with their ungrateful humor, — if it be not, once more, that the Eather of Tristram Shandy was in it : still a Lieutenant of foot, poor fellow ; brisk, small, hot-tempered, loving, ' liable to be cheated ten times a day if nine will not suffice you.' He was in this Siege ; shipped to the Rock to make stand there ; and would have done so with the boldest, — only he got into duel (hot-tempered, though of lamb-like inno- cence), and was run through the body ; not entirely killed, but within a hair's-breadth of it ; and unable for service while this sputtering went on. Little Lorry is still living ; gone to school in Yorkshire, after pranks enough, and misventures, — half- drowning 'in the mill-race at Annamoe in Ireland,' for one.* The poor Lieutenant Father died, soldiering in the West Indies, soon after this ; and we shall not mention him again. But 1 22d February, 1727 (Scholl, ii. 212). Salmon, Chromlogical Historian (London, 1747 ; a very incorrect dark Book, luseful only in defect of better), ii. 173. Coxe, Memoirs of Walpoh, i. 260, 261 ; ii. 498-515. * Laurence Sterne's Autobiography (cited above). 520 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1727. History ought to remember that he is ' Uncle Toby/ this poor Lieutenant, and take her measures ! — The Siege of Gibraltar, we still see with our eyes, was in itself Nothing.'' Truly it might well enough have grown to universal flame of War. But this always needs two parties ; and pacific George would not be second party in it. George, guided by pacific Walpole, backed by pacific Fleury, answers the ardent firing by phlegmatic patience and protocolling ; not by counter-firing, except quite at his convenience, from priva^ teers, from war-ships here and there, and in sulky defence from Gibraltar itself. Probably the Termagant, with all the fire she has, will not do much damage upon Gibraltar ? Such was George's hope. Whereby the flame of war, ardent only in certain Spanish batteries upon the point of San Roque, does not spread hitherto, — though all mortals, and Friedrich Wilhelm as much as any, can see the imminent likelihood there is. In such circumstances, what a stroke of policy to have disjoined Friedrich Wilhelm from the Hanover Alliance, and brought him over to our own ! Is not Grumkow worth his pension ? " Grumkow serves honorably." Let the invalu- able Seckendorf persevere. CrowvrPrince seen in Dryasdusts Crlass, darkly. To know the special figure of the Crown-Prince's way of life in those years, who his friends, companions were, what his pursuits and experiences, would be agreeable to us ; but beyond the outline already given, there is little definite on record. He now resides habitually at Potsdam, be the Court there or not; attending strictly to his military duties in the Giant Regiment ; it is only on occasion, chiefly perhaps in " Carnival time," that he gets to Berlin, to partake in the gayeties of society. Who his associates there or at Potsdam were ? Suhm, the Saxon Resident, a cultivated man of liter- ary turn, famed as his friend in time coming, is already at his diplomatic post in Berlin, post of difliculty just now ; but I know not whether they have yet any intimacy.^ This we 1 Preuss, Friedrich mit seinen Verwandten und Freunden, p. 24. Chap. I. FIFTH CRISIS IN THE SPECTRE-IIUNT. 521 1727. do know, the Crown-Prince begins to be noted for his sprightly sense, his love of literature, his ingenuous ways ; in the Court or other circles, whatsoever has intelligence attracts him, and is attracted by him. The RoucouUes Soirees, — gone all to dim buckram for us, though once so lively in their high peri- wigs and speculations, — fall on Wednesday. When the Fink- enstein or the others fall, — no doubt his Eoyal Highness knows it. In the Tabaks-Collegium, there also, driven by duty, he sometimes appears ; but, like Seckendorf and some others, he only affects to smoke, and his pipe is mere white clay. Nor is the social element, any more than the narcotic vapor which prevails there, attractive to the young Prince, — though he had better hide his feelings on the subject. Out at Potsdam, again, life goes very heavy ; the winged Psyche much imprisoned in that pipe-clay element, a prey to vacancy and many tediums and longings. Daily return the giant drill-duties ; and daily, to the uttermost of rigorous perfection, they must be done : — " This, then, is the sum of one's existence, this ? " Patience, young " man of genius," as the Newspapers would now call you; it is indispensably beneficial nevertheless ! To swallow one's disgusts, and do faithfully the ugly commanded work, taking no council with flesh and blood: know that "genius," everywhere in Nature, means this first of all ; that without this, it means nothing, generally even less. And be thankful for your Potsdam grena- diers and their pipe-clay ! — Happily he has his Books about him ; his flute : Duhan, too, is here, still more or less didactic in some branches ; always instructive and companionable to him. The Crown- Prince reads a great deal ; very many French Books, new and old, he reads ; among the new, we need not doubt, the Henri- ade of M. Arouet Junior (who now calls himself VoltaAre), which has risen like a star of the first magnitude in these years. ^ An incomparable piece, patronized by Royalty in ^ London, 1 723, in surreptitious incomplete state, La Ligue the title ; then at length, Loudon, 1726, as Henriade, iu splendid 4to, — by subscription (King, Prince and Princess of Wales at the top of it), which yielded £8,000: Bee Voltaire, CEuvres Completes, xiii. 408. 522 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1727. England ; the delight of all kindred Courts. The light danc- ing march of this new '' Epic," and the brisk clash of cymbal music audible in it, had, as we find afterwards, greatly capti- vated the young man. All is not pipe-clay, then, and torpid formalism ; aloft from the murk of commonplace rise glanc- ings of a starry splendor, betokening — oh, how much ! Out of Books, rumors and experiences, young imagination is forming to itself some Picture of the World as it is, as it has been. The curtains of this strange life-theatre are mount- ing, mounting, — wondrously as in the case of all young souls; but with what specialties, moods or phenomena of light and shadow, to this young soul, is not in any point recorded for us. The "early Letters to Wilhelmina, which exist in great numbers," from these we had hoped elucidation : but these the learned Editor has " wholly withheld as useless," for the present. Let them be carefully preserved, on the chance of somebody's arising to whom they may have uses ! — The worst feature of these years is Friedrich Wilhelm's discontent with them. A Crown-Prince sadly out of favor with Papa. This has long been on the growing hand; and these Double-Marriage troubles, not to mention again the new- fangled French tendencies (Blitz Franzosen !), much aggravate the matter, and accelerate its rate of growth. Already the paternal countenance does not shine upon him ; flames often, and thunders, to a shocking degree ; — and worse days are coming. CHAPTER IL DEATH OF GEORGE I. Gibraltar still keeps sputtering ; ardent ineffectual bom- bardment from the one side, sulky, heavy blast of response now and then from the other : but the fire does not spread ; nor will, we may hope. It is true, Sweden and Denmark have joined the Treaty of Hanover, this spring ; and have troops on foot, and money paid them. But George is pacific, Gib- Chap. II. DEATH OF GEORGE I. 623 Slst June, 1727. raltar is impregnable ; let the Spaniards spend their powder there. As for the Kaiser, he is dreadfully poor ; inapt for battle himself. And in the end of this same May, 1727, we hear, his principal ally. Czarina Catherine, has died ; — poor brown little woman, Lithuanian housemaid, Russian Autocrat, it ia now all one ; — dead she, and can do nothing. Probably the Kaiser will sit still ? The Kaiser sits still ; with eyes bent on Gibraltar, or rolling in grand Imperial inquiry and anxiety round the world; war-outlooks much dimmed for him since the end of May. Alas, in the end of June, what far other Job's-post is this that reaches Berlin and Queen Sophie ? That George I., her royal Father, has suddenly sunk dead ! With the Solstice, or Summer pause of the Sun, 21st or 22d June, almost uncertain which, the Majesty of George I. did likewise pause, — in his carriage, on the road to Osnabriick, — never to move more. Whereupon, among the simple People, arose rumors of omens, preternaturalisms, for and against : How his desperate Me- geera of a Wife, in the act of dying, had summoned him (as was presumable), to appear along with her at the Great Judg- ment-Bar within year and day ; and how he has here done it. On the other hand, some would have it noted. How " the night- ingales in Herrenhausen Gardens had all ceased singing for the year, that night he died," — out of loyalty on the part of these little birds, it seemed presumable.^ What we know is, he was journeying towards Hanover again, hopeful of a little hunting at the Gohrde ; and intended seeing Osnabriick and his Brother the Bishop there, as he passed. That day, 21st June, 1727, from some feelings of his own, he was in great haste for Osnabriick ; hurrying along by extra- post, without real cause save hurry of mind. He had left his poor old Maypole of a Mistress on the Dutch Frontier, that morning, to follow at more leisure. He was struck by apoplexy on the road, — arm fallen powerless, early in the day, head dim and heavy ; obviously an alarming case. But he refused ^ See KiJliler, Mmxbelustigunqen, x. 88. 524 DOUBLE-MAREIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1727. to stop anywhere ; refused any surgery but such as could be done at once. " Osnabriick ! Osnabriick ! " he reiterated, grow- ing visibly worse. Two subaltern Hanover Officials, " Privy- Councillor von Hardenberg, Kammerherr (Chamberlain) von Fabrice, were in the carriage with him ; " ^ King chiefly dozing, and at last supported in the arms of Fabrice, was heard mur- muring, " C^est fait de moi ('T is all over with me) ! " And " Osnabriick ! Osnabriick ! " slumberously reiterated he : To Osnabriick, where my poor old Brother, Bishop as they call him, once a little Boy that trotted at my knee with blithe face, will have some human pity on me ! So they rushed along all day, as at the gallop, his few attendants and he ; and when the shades of night fell, and speech had now left the poor man, he still passionately gasped some gurgle of a sound like " Osna^ bruck ; " — hanging in the arms of Fabrice, and now evidently in the article of death. What a gallop, sweeping through the slumber of the world : To Osnabriick, Osnabriick ! In the hollow of the night (some say, one in the morning), they reach Osnabriick. And the poor old Brother, — Ernst August, once youngest of six brothers, of seven children, now the one survivor, has human pity in the heart of him full surely. But George is dead ; careless of it now.^ After sixty- seven years of it, he has flung his big burdens, — English crowns, Hanoverian crownlets, sulkinesses, indignations, lean women and fat, and earthly contradictions and confusions, — fairly off him ; and lies there. The man had his big burdens, big honors so called, absurd enough some of them, in this world ; but he bore them with a certain gravity and discretion : a man of more probity, insight and general human faculty than he now gets credit for. His word was sacred to him. He had the courage of a Welf, or 1 Gottfried, Historische Chronik (Frankfurt, 1759), iii. 872. Boyer, The Political State of Great Britain, vol. xxxiii. pp. 545, 546. 2 Coxe (i. 266) is "indebted to his friend Nathaniel Wraxall " for these details, — the since famous Sir Nathaniel, in whose Memoirs (vague, but not mendacious, not unintelligent) they are now published more at large. See his Memoirs of the Courts of Berlin, Dresden, &c. (London, 1799), i. 35-40 ; also Historical Memoirs (London, 1836), iv. 516-518. Chap. II. DEATH OF GEORGE I. 525 1727. Lion-Man ; quietly royal in that respect at least. His sense of equity, of what was true and honorable in men and things, remained uneffaced to a respectable degree ; and surely it had resisted much. Wilder puddle of muddy infatuations from without and from within, if we consider it well, — of irrecon- cilable incoherences, bottomless universal hypocrisies, solecisms bred with him and imposed on him, — few sons of Adam had hitherto lived in. He was, in one word, the first of our Hanover Series of Eng- lish Kings ; that hitherto unique sort, who are really strange to look at in the History of the World. Of whom, in the Eng- lish annals, there is hitherto no Picture to be had ; nothing but an empty blur of discordant nonsenses, and idle, generally angry, flourishings of the pen, -by way of Picture. The English Nation, having flung its old Puritan, Sword-and-Bible Faith into the cesspool, — or rather having set its old Bible-Faith, minus any Sword, well up in the organ-loft, with plenty of revenue, there to preach and organ at discretion, on condition always of meddling with nobody's practice farther, — thought the same (such their mistake) a mighty pretty arrangement ; but found it hitch before long. They had to throw out their beautiful Nell-Gwynn Defenders of the Faith ; fling them also into the cesspool ; and were rather at a loss what next to do. " Where is our real King, then ? Who is to lead us Heavenward, then ; to rally the noble of us to him, in some small measure, and save the rest and their affairs from running Devilward ? " — The English Nation being in some difficulty as to Kings, the English Nation clutched up the readiest that came to hand ; " Here is our King ! " said they, — again under mistake, still under their old mistake. And, what was singular, they then avenged themselves by ' mocking, calumniating, by angi-ily speaking, writing and laughing at the poor mistaken King so clutched ! — It is high time the English were candidly asking themselves, with very great seriousness indeed. What it was they had done, in the sight of God and man, on that and the prior occasion ? Ajid above all. What it is they will now pro- pose to do in the sequel of it ! Dig gold-nuggets, and rally the t^oble of us ? — 23.23 Vol. 1 526 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VL 1727. George's poor lean Mistress, coming on at the usual rate of the road, was met, next morning, by the sad tidings. She sprang from her carriage into the dusty highway ; tore her hair (or head-dress), half-frantic ; declared herself a ruined woman ; and drove direct to Berlin, there to compose her old mind. She was not ill seen at Court there ; had her connec- tions in the world. Fieldmarshal Schulenburg, who once had the honor of fighting (not to his advantage) with Charles XII., and had since grown famous by his Anti-Turk performances in the Venetian service, is a Brother of this poor Maypole's ; and there is a Nephew of hers, one of Friedrich Wilhelm's Field-Officers here, whom we shall meet by and by. She has been obliging to Queen Sophie on occasions ; they can, and do, now weep heartily together. I believe she returned to England, being Duchess of Kendal, with heavy pensions there ; and " assiduously attended divine ordinances, according to the German Protestant form, ever afterwards." Poor fool- ish old soul, what is this world, with all its dukeries ! — The other or fat Mistress, " Cataract of fluid Tallow," Coun- tess of Darlington, whom I take to have been a Half-Sister rather, sat sorrowful at Isleworth ; and kept for many years a Black Raven, which had come flying in upon her ; which she somehow understood to be the soul, or connected with the soul, of his Majesty of happy memory.^ Good Heavens, what fat fluid-tallowy stupor, and entirely sordid darkness, dwells among mankind ; and occasionally finds itself lifted to the very top, by way of sample ! — Friedrich Wilhelm wept tenderly to Brigadier Dubourgay, the British Minister at Berlin (an old military gentleman, of diplomatic merit, who spells rather ill), when they spoke of this sad matter. My poor old Uncle ; he was so good to me in boyhood, in those old days, when I blooded Cousin George's nose ! Not unkind, ah, only proud and sad ; and was called sulky, being of few words and heavy-laden. Ah me, your Excellenz ; if the little nightingales have all fallen silent, what may not I, his Son and Nephew, do ? — And the rugged Majesty blubbered with great tenderness ; having fountains of 1 Horace Walpole, Reminiscences. GEORGK I. Carlyle, Vol. One, p. 52S. Chap. II. DEATH OF GEORGE I. 527 1727. tears withal, hidden iu the rocky heart of him, not suspected by every one.^ I add only that the Fabrice, who had poor George in his arms tliat night, is a man worth mentiouiug. The same Fa- brice (Fabricius, or perhaps Goldsclimidt in German) who went as Envoy from the Holstein-Gottorp people to Charles XII. in his Turkish time ; and stayed with his Swedish Majesty there, for a year or two, indeed till the catastrophe came. His Offi- cial Letters from that scene are in print, this long while, though considerably forgotten ; ^ a little Volume, worth many big ones that have been published on that subject. The same Fabrice, following Hanover afterwards, came across to London in due course ; and there he did another memorable thing : made acquaintance with the Monsieur Arouet, then a young French Exile there, Arouet Junior (" le Jeune or I. j"), who, — by an ingenious anagram, contrived in his indignation at such banishment, — writes himself Voltaire ever since ; who has been publishing a Henriade, and doing other things. Now it was by questioning this Fabrice, and industriously picking the memory of him clean, that M. de Voltaire wrote another book, much more of an " Epic " than Henri IV., — a History, namely, of Charles XII. ; ^ which seems to me the best-written of all his Books, and wants nothing but truth (indeed a dreadful want) to make it a possession forever, Voltaire, if you want fine writing; Adlerfeld and Fabrice, if you would see the features of the Fact: these three are still the Books upon Charles XII. His Prussian Majesty falls into one of his hypochondriacal Fits. Before this event, his Majesty was in gloomy humor ; and special vexations had superadded themselves. Early in the 1 Dnbourgay's Despatches, in the State-Paper Office. '^ Anecdotes du Se'jour du Roi de Suede a Bender, on Lettres de M. le Baron de Fabrice pour sermr d'€claircissement a I'Histoire de Charles XII. (Hambourg, 1760, 8vo). 3 See Voltaire, (Euvres Completes, ii. 149, xxx. 7, 127. Came out in 1731 (ib. xxx. Avant-Propos, p. ii). 528 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VL 1727. Spring, a dijfficult huff of quarrel, the cousummation of a good many grudges long subsisting, had fallen out with his neigh- bor of Saxony, the Majesty of Poland, August, whom we have formerly heard of, a conspicuous Majesty in those days ; called even '■ August the Great " by some persons in his own time ; but now chiefly remembered by his splendor of upholstery, his enormous expenditure in drinking and otherwise, also by his three hundred and fifty-four Bastards (probably the maximum of any King's.performance in that line), and called August der Starke, "August the Physically Strong." This exemplary Sovereign could not well be a man according to Friedrich Wilhelm's heart : accordingly they had their huffs and little collisions now and then : that of the Protestant Directorate and Heidelberg Protestants, for instance ; indeed it was generally about Protestantism ; and more lately there had been high words and correspondings about the "Protes- tants of Thorn " (a bad tragedy, of Jesuit intrusion and Polish ferocity, enacted there in 1724);^ — in which sad business Priedrich "Wilhelm loyally interfered, though Britannic George of blessed memory and others were but lukewarm ; and noth- ing could be done in it. Nothing except angry correspondence with King August ; very provoking to the poor soul, who had no hand but a nominal one in the Thorn catastrophe, being driven into it by his unruly Diet alone. In fact, August, with his glittering eyes and excellent physi- cal constitution, was a very good-humored fellow; supremely pleasant in society ; and by no means wishful to cheat you, or do you a mischief in business, — unless his necessities com- pelled him ; which often were great. But Friedrich Wilhelm always kept a good eye on such points ; and had himself suf- fered nothing from the gay eupeptic Son of Belial, either in their old Stralsund copartnery or otherwise. So that, except- for these Protestant affairs, — and alas, one other little cause, — Friedrich Wilhelm had contentedly left the Physically Strong to his own course, doing the civilities of the road to him when they met ; and nothing ill had fallen out between them. This other little cause — alas, it is the old story of 1 Account of it iu Buchholz, i. 98-102. Chap. II. DEATH OF GEORGE I. 529 1727. recruiting ; one's poor Hobby again giving offence ! Special recruiting brabbles there had been ; severe laws passed in Saxony about these kidnapping operations : and always in the Diets, when question rose of this matter, August had been particularly loud in his denouncings. Which was unkind, though not unexpected. But now, lq the Spring of 1727, here has a worse case than any arisen. Captain Natzmer, of I know not what Prussian Regiment, " Sachsen-Weimar Cuirassiers " ^ or another, had dropt over into Saxony, to see what could be done in picking up a tall man or two. Tall men, one or two, Captain Natzmer did pick up, nay a tall deserter or two (Saxon soldier, inveigled to de- sert) ; but finding his operations get air, he hastily withdrew into Brandenburg territory again. Saxon Officials followed him into Brandenburg territory ; snapt him back into Saxon ; tried him by Saxon law there ; — Saxon law, express in snch case, condemns him to be hanged ; and that is his doom accordingly. " Captain Natzmer to swing on the gallows ? Taken on Brandenburg territory too, and not the least notice given me ? " Friedrich Wilhelm blazes into flaming whirlwind ; sends an Official Gentleman, one Katsch, to his Excellenz Baron von Suhm (the Crown-Prince's cultivated friend), with this appalling message : " If Natzmer be hanged, for certain I will use reprisals ; you yourself shall swing ! " Whereupon Suhm, in panic, fled over the marches to his Master; who Imllied him for his pusillanimous terrors; and applied to Priedrich Wilhelm, in fine frenzy of indignant astonishment, " What, in Heaven's name, such meditated outrage on the law of nations, and flat insult to the Majesty of Kings, can have meant ? " Friedrich Wilhelm, the first fury being spent, sees that he is quite out of square ; disavows the reprisals upon Suhm. " Message misdelivered by my Official Gentleman, that stupid Katsch ; never did intend to hang Suhm ; oh, no ; " with much other correspondence ; ^ — and is very angry at himself, and at the Natzmer affair, which has brought him into this * Militair-Lexllcon, iii. 104. 2 In Mauvillon (ii. 189-195) more of it than any one will read. 530 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1727. bad pass. Into open impropriety ; into danger of an utter rupture, had King August been of quarrelsome turn. But King August was not quarrelsome ; and then Seckendorf and the Tobacco-Parliament, — on the Kaiser's score, who wants Pragmatic Sanction and much else out of these two Kings, and can at no rate have them quarrel in the present juncture, — were eager to quench the fire. King August let Natzmer go ; Suhm returned to his post ; ^ and things hustled them- selves into some uneasy posture of silence again; — uneasy to the sensitive fancy of Friedrich Wilhelm above all. This is his worst collision with his Neighbor of Saxony ; and springing from one's Hobby again ! — These sorrows, the death of George I., with anxieties as to George 11. and the course he might take ; all this, it was thought, preyed upon his Majesty's spirits ; — Wilhelmina says it was " the frequent carousals with Seckendorf," and an aif air chiefly of the royal digestive-apparatus. Like enough ; — or both might combine. It is certain his Majesty fell into one of his hypochondrias at this time ; talked of " abdicating " and other gloomy things, and was very black indeed. So that Seckendorf and Grumkow began to be alarmed. It is several mouths ago he had Franke the Halle Methodist giving ghostly counsel ; his Majesty ceased to have the Newspapers read at dinner; and listened to lugubrious Franke's exhortations in- stead. Did English readers ever hear of Franke ? Let them make a momentary acquaintance with this famous German Saint. August Hermann Franke, a Liibeck man, born 1663 ; Professor of Theology, of Hebrew, Lecturer on the Bible ; a wandering, persecuted, pious man. Founder of the " Pietists," a kind of German Methodists, who are still a famed Sect in that country ; and of the Waisenhaus, at Halle, grand Orphan- house, built by charitable beggings of Franke, which also still subsists. A reverend gentleman, very mournful of visage, now sixty-four ; and for the present, at Berlin, discoursing of things eternal, in what Wilhelmina thinks a very lugubri- ous manner. Well ; but surely in a very serious manner ! The 1 Pollnitz, ii. 254. Chap. H. DEATH OF GEORGE I. blii. 1727. shadows of death were already round this poor Franks ; and in a few weeks more, he had himself departed.* But hear Wil- helmina, what account she gives of her own and the young Grenadier-Major's behavior on these mournful occasions. Seck- endorf's dinners she considers to be the cause ; all spiritual sorrows only an adjunct not worth mentioning. It is certain enough. " His Majesty began to become valetudinary ; and the hypo- chondria which tormented him rendered his humor very mel- ancholy. Monsieur Franke, the famous Pietist, founder of the Orphan-house at Halle University, contributed not a little to exaggerate that latter evil. This reverend gentleman enter- tained the King by raising scruples of conscience about the most innocent matters. He condemned all pleasures ; damna- ble all of them, he said, even hunting and music. You were to speak of nothing but the Word of God only ; all other con- versation was forbidden. It was always he that carried on lihe improving talk at table ; where he did the office of reader, as if it had been a refectory of monks. The King treated us to a sermon every afternoon ; his valet-de-chambre- gave out a psalm, which we all sang; you had to listen to this sermon with as much devout attention as if it had been an apostle's. My Brother and I had all the mind in the world to laugh ; we tried hard to keep from laughing ; but often we burst out. Thereupon reprimand, with all the anathemas of the Church hurled out on us ; which we had to take with a contrite peni- tent air, a thing not easy to bring your face to at the moment. In a word, this dog of a Franke [he died within few months, poor soul, ce chien de Franke] led us the life of a set of Monks of La Trappe. " Such excess of bigotry awakened still more gothic thoughts in the King. He resolved to abdicate the crown in favor of my Brother. He used to talk, He would reserve for himself 10,000 crowns a year; and retire with the Queen and his Daughters to Wusterhausen. There, added he, I will pray to God ; and manage the farming economy, while my wife and 1 Died 8th June, 1727. 632 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VL 1727. girls take care of the household matters. You are clever, he said to me ; I will give you the inspection of the linen, which you shall mend and keep in order, taking good charge of laun- dry matters. Frederika [now thirteen, married to Anspach two years hence], who is miserly, shall have charge of all the stores of the house. Charlotte [now eleven. Duchess of Brunswick by and by] shall go to market and buy our pro- visions ; and my Wife shall take charge of the little children, [says Friedrich Wilhelm], and of the kitchen." ^ Poor Friedrich Wilhelm ; what an innocent Idyllium ; — which cannot be executed by a King. " He had even begun to work at an Instruction, or Farewell Advice, for my Brother ; " and to point towards various steps, which alarmed Grumkow and Seckendorf to a high degree.^ "Abdication," with a Crown-Prince ready to fall into the arms of England, and a sudden finis to our Black-Art, will by no means suit Seckendorf and Grumkow ! Yet here is Winter coming ; solitary Wusterhausen, with the misty winds piping round it, will make matters worse : something must be con- trived ; and what ? The two, after study, persuade Field- marshal Flemming over at Warsaw (August the Strong's chief man, the Flemming of Voltaire's Charles XII. ; Prussian by birth, though this long while in Saxon service). That if he the Fieldmarshal were to pay, accidentally, as it were, a little visit to his native Brandenburg just now, it might have fine effects on those foolish Berlin-Warsaw clouds that had risen. The Fieldmarshal, well affected in such a case, manages the little visit, readily persuading the Polish Majesty ; and dissi- pates the clouds straightway, — being well received by Fried- rich Wilhelm, and seconded by the Tobacco-Parliament with 1 Little children are: 1°. Sophie Dorothee, now eight, who married Mar- graf of Schwedt, and was unhappy ; 2°. Ulrique, a grave little soul of seven, Queen of Sweden afterwards ; 3°. August Wilhelm, age now five, became Father of a new Friedrich Wilhelm, who was King by and by, and produced the Kings that still are ; 4°. Amelia, now four, born in the way we saw ; and 5**. Henri, still in arms, just beginning to walk. There will be a Sixth and no more (son of this Sixth, a Berlin Rou^, was kiUed, in 1806, at the Battle of Jena, or a day or two before) ; but the Sixth is not yet come to band. * Wilhelmina, M^moires de Bareith, i. 108. Chap. II. DEATH OF GEORGE I. 53j 1727. all its might. Out at Wusterhausen everything is comforta- bly settled. Nay Madam Flemming, young, brilliant, and direct from the seat of fashion ; it was she that first " built up " Wilhelmina's hair on just principles, and put some life into her appearance.^ And now the Fieldmarshal (Tobacco- Parliament suggesting it) hints farther, " If his Prussian Majesty, in the mere greatness of his mind, were to appear suddenly in Dresden when his royal Friend was next there, — what a sunburst after clouds were that ; how welcome to the Polish Majesty ! " — " Hm, Na, would it, then ? " — The Po- lish Majesty puts that out of question ; specially sends invita- tion for the Carnival-time just coming ; and Friedrich Wilhelm will, accordingly, see Dresden and him on that occasion.^ It those days, Carnival means " Fashionable Season," rural no- bility rallying to head-quarters for a while, and social gayeties going on ; and in Protestant Countries it means nothing more. This, in substance, was the real origin of Friedrich Wil- helm's sudden visit to Dresden, which astonished the world, in January next. It makes a great figure in the old Books. It did kindle Dresden Carnival and the Physically Strong into sujDreme illumination, for the time being ; and proved the seal of good agreement, and even of a kind of friendliness between this heteroclite pair of Sovereigns, — if anybody now cared for those points. It is with our Crown-Prince's share in it that we are alone concerned ; and that may require a Chapter to itself. 1 Wilhelraina, i. 117. 3 lb. i. 108, 109 ; Pcillnitz, ii. 254; Fassmaim, p. 374. 534 DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1728. CHAPTER III. VISIT TO DRESDEN. One of the most important adventures, for our young Crown- Prince, was this visit of his, along with Papa, to Dresden in the Carnival of 1728. Visit contrived by Seckendorf and Company, as we have seen, to divert the King's melancholy, and without view to the Crown-Prince at all. The Crown- Prince, now sixteen, and not in the best favor with his Father, had not been intended to accompany ; was to stay at Potsdam and diligently drill : nevertheless an estafette came for him from the gallant Polish Majesty ; — Wilhelmina had spoken a word to good Suhm, who wrote to his King, and the hospita- ble message came. Friedrich made no loitering, — to Dresden is but a hundred miles, one good day ; — he arrived there on the morrow after his Father ; King " on the 14th January, 1728," dates Fassmann ; " Crown-Prince on the 15th," which I find was Thursday. The Crown-Prince lodged with Fieldmar- shal Flemming ; Friedrich Wilhelm, having come in no state, refused King August's pressings, and took up his quarters with " the General Fieldmarshal Wackerbarth, Commandant in Dresden,'' — pleasant old military gentleman, who had besieged Stralsund along with him in times gone. Except Grumkow, Derschau and one or two of less importance, with the due minimum of Valetry, he had brought no retinue ; the Crown-Prince had Finkenstein and Kalkstein with him. Tutor and Sub-Tutor, officially there. And he lodges with old Count Flemming and his clever fashionable Madam, — the diligent but unsuccessful Flemming, a courtier of the highest civility, though iracund, and '' with a passion for making Treaties," whom we know since Charles XII.'s time. Amongst the round of splendors now set on foot, Friedrich Wilhelm had, by accident of Nature, the spectacle of a house Chap. III. VISIT TO DRESDEN. 635 Jan.-Feb. 1728. on tire, — rather a symbolic one in those parts, — afforded him, ahuost to start with. Deep in the first Saturday night, or rather about two in the morning of Sunday, Wackerbarth's grand house, kindling by negligence somewhere in the garrets, blazed up, irrepressible ; and, with its endless upholsteries, with a fine library even, went all into flame : so that his Majesty, scarcely saving his chatoulle (box of preciosities), had to hurry out in undress ; — over to Flemming's where his Son was ; where they both continued thenceforth. This was the one touch of rough, amid so much of dulcet that occurred : no evil, this touch, almost rather otherwise, except to poor Wackerbarth, whose fine House lay wrecked by it. The visit lasted till February 12th, four weeks and a day. Never was such thrice-magnificent Carnival amusements : illu- minations, cannon-salvoings and fire-works ; operas, comedies, redoubts, sow-baitings, fox and badger-baiting, reviewing, run- ning at the ring : — dinners of never-imagined quality, this, as a daily item, needs no express mention. To the young Soldier-Apprentice all this was, of course, in pleasant contrast with the Potsdam Guard-house ; and Friedrich Wilhelm himself is understood to have liked at least the din- ners, and the airy courteous ways, light table-wit and extreme good humor of the host. A successful visit; burns off like successful fire-works, piece after piece : and what more is to be said ? Of all this nothing ; — nor, if we could help it, of another little circumstance, not mentioned by the Newspapers or Fassmann, which constitutes the meaning of this Visit for us now. It is a matter difficult to handle in speech. An Eng- lish Editor, chary of such topics, will let two witnesses speak, credible both, though not eye-witnesses ; and leave it to the reader so. Babbling Pollnitz is the first witness ; he de- poses, after alluding to the sumptuous dinings and drinkings there : — " One day the two Kings, after dinner, went in domino to the redoubt [ridotto, what we now call rout or evening party]. August had a mind to take an opportunity, and try whether the reports of Friedrich Wilhelm's indifference to the fair sex were correct or not. To this end, he had had a young damsel 53G DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1728. {junge Person) of extraordinary beauty introduced into some Bide-room ; where they now entered. She was lying on a bed, in a loose gauzy undress ; and though masked, showed so many charms to the eye that the imagination could not but judge very favorably of the rest. The King of Poland ap- proached, in that gallant way of his, which had gained him such favor with women. He begged her to unmask ; she at first affected reluctance, and would not. He then told her who he was ; and said, He hoped she would not refuse, when two Kings begged her to show them this complaisance. She thereupon took off her mask, and showed them one of the loveliest faces in the world. August seemed quite enchanted ; and said, as if it had been the first time he ever saw her, He could not comprehend how so bewitching a beauty had hitherto remained unknown to him. " Friedrich Wilhelm could not help looking at her. He said to the King of Poland, ' She is very beautiful, it must be owned ; ' — but at the same instant turned his eyes away from lier ; and left the room, and the ridotto altogether without delay; went home, and shut himself in his room. He then sent for Herr von Grumkow, and bitterly complained that the King of Poland wanted to tempt him. Herr von Grumkow, who was neither so chaste nor so conscientious as the King, was for making a jest of the matter ; but the King took a very serious tone ; and commanded him to tell the King of Poland in his name, 'That he begged him very much not to expose him again to accidents of that nature, unless he wished to have him quit Dresden at once.' Herr von Grumkow did his message. The King of Poland laughed heartily at it ; went straight to Friedrich Wilhelm, and excused himself. The King of Prussia, however, kept his grim look ; so that August ceased joking, and turned the dialogue on some other subject." ^ This is Pollnitz's testimony, gathered from the whispers of the Tabagie, or rumors in the Court-circles, and may be taken as indisputable in the main. Wilhelmina, deriving from similar sources, and equally uncertain in details, paints more artisti- 1 Pollnitz, ii. 256. Chap. III. VISIT TO DRESDEN. 537 Jan.-Feb. 1728. cally ; nor has she forgotten the sequel for her Brother, which at present is the essential circumstance : — " One evening, when the rites of Bacchus had been well attended to, the King of Poland led the King [my Father], strolling about, by degrees, into a room very richly orna- mented, all the furniture and arrangements of which were in a quite exquisite taste. The King, charmed with what he saw, paused to contemplate the beauties of it a little ; when, all on a sudden, a curtain rose, and displayed to him one of the most extraordinary sights. It was a girl in the condition of our First Parents, carelessly lying on a bed. This creature was more beautiful than they paint Venus and the Graces; she presented to view a form of ivory whiter than snow, and more gracefully shaped than the Venus de' Medici at Florence. The cabinet which contained this treasure was lighted by so many wax-candles that their brilliancy dazzled you, and gave a new splendor to the beauties of the goddess. "The Authors of this fine comedy did not doubt but the object would make an impression on the King's heart ; but it was quite otherwise. No sooner had he cast his eyes on the beauty than he whirled round with indignation ; and seeing my Brother behind him, he pushed him roughly out of the room, and immediately quitted it himself ; very angry at the scene they had been giving him. He spoke of it, that same evening, to Grumkow, in very strong terms ; and declared with emphasis that if the like frolics were tried on him again, he would at once quit Dresden. " With my Brother it was otherwise. In spite of the King's care, he had got a full view of that Cabinet Venus ; and the sight of her did not inspire in him so much horror as in his father." ^ — Very likely not ! — And in fact, " he obtained her from the King of Poland, in a rather singular way {cVune fagon assez singuliere) " — describable, in condensed terms, as follows : — Wilhelmina says, her poor Brother had been already charmed over head and ears by a gay young baggage of a Countess Or- zelska ; a very high and airy Countess there ; whose history is 1 Wilhelmina, i. 112. 538 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1728. not to be touclied, except upon compulsion, and as if with a pair of tongs, — thrice famous as she once was in this Saxon Court of Beelzebub. She was King August's natural daughter ; a French milliner in Warsaw had produced her for him there. In due time, a male of the three hundred and fifty-four, one Eutowski, soldier by profession, whom we shall again hear of, took her for mistress ; regardless of natural half -sisterhood, which perhaps he did not know of. The admiring Rutowski, being of a participative turn, introduced her, after a while, to his honored parent and hers ; by whom next — Heavens, human language is unequal to the history of such things ! And it is in this capacity she now shines supreme in the Saxon Court ; ogling poor young Fritz, and driving him dis- tracted ; — which phenomenon the Beelzebub Parent-Lover noticed with pain and jealousy, it would appear. "His Polish Majesty distinguished her extremely," says Pollnitz,* " and was continually visiting her ; so that the uni- versal inference was " — to the above unspeakable effect. " She was of fine figure ; had something grand in her air and carriage, and the prettiest humor in the world. She often appeared in men's clothes, which became her very well. Peo- ple said she was extremely open-handed ; " as indeed the Beel- zebub Parent-Lover was of the like quality (when he had cash about him), and to her, at this time, he was profuse beyond limit. Truly a tempting aspect of the Devil, this expensive Orzelska : something beautiful in her, if there are no Laws in . this Universe ; not so beautiful, if there are ! Enough to turn the head of a poor Crown-Prince, if she like, for some time. He is just sixteen gone ; one of the prettiest lads and spright- liest; his homage, clearly enough, is not disagreeable to the baggage. Wherefore jealous August, the Beelzebub-Parent, takes his measures ; signifies to Fritz, in direct terms, or by discreet diplomatic hints and innuendoes, That he can have the Cabinet Venus (Formera her name, of Opera-singer kind) ; — hoping thereby that the Orzelska will be left alone in time coming. A ''fagon assez singuliere " for a Sovereigu Majesty and Beelzebub Parent-Lover, thinks Wilhelmina. 1 Memoiren, ii. 261. Chap. III. VISIT TO DRESDEN. 539 Jan.-Feb. 1729. Thus has our poor Fritz fallen into the wake of Beelzebub ; and is not in a good way. Under such and no better guidance, in this illicit premature manner, he gets his introduction to the paradise of the world. The Formera, beautiful as painted Chaos ; yes, her ; — and why not, after a while, the Orzelska too, all the same ? A wonderful Armida-Garden, sure enough. And cannot one adore the painted divine beauties there (lovely as certain apples of the Dead Sea), for some time ? — The miseries all this brought into his existence, — into his relations with a Father very rigorous in principle, and with a Universe still more so, — for years to come, were neither few nor small. And that is the main outcome of the Dresden visitings for him and us. — Great pledges pass between the two Kings ; Prussian Crown- Prince decorated with the Order of the Saxon Eagle, or what supreme distinction they had : Rutowski taken over to Berlin to learn war and drill, where he did not remain long : in fact a certain liking seems to have risen between the two heteroclite individualities, which is perhaps worth remembering as a point in natural history, if not otherwise. One other small result of the visit is of pictorial nature. In the famed Dresden Gallery there is still a Picture, high up, visible if you have glasses, where the Saxon Court-Painter, on Friedrich Wilhelm's bid- ding it is said, soon after these auspicious occurrences, repre- sents the two Majesties as large as life, in their respective costumes and features (short Potsdam Grenadier-Colonel and tall Saxon Darius or Sardanapalus), in the act of shaking hands ; symbolically burying past grudges, and swearing eter- nal friendship, so to speak.^ To this Editor the Picture did not seem good for much ; but Friedrich Wilhelm's Portrait in it, none of the best, may be of use to travelling friends of his who have no other. The visit ended on the 12th of February, as the Newspapers testify. Long before daybreak, at three in the morning, Friedrich Wilhelm, "Avho had smoked after dinner till nine the night before," and taken leave of everybody, was on the road ; but was astonished to find King August and the Elec- 1 Forster, i. 226. 640 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1728. toral Prince or Heir-Apparent (who had privately sat up for the purpose) insist on conducting him to his carriage.^ "Great tokens of affection," known to the Newspapers,' there were ; and one token not yet known, a promise ou King August's part that he would return this ever-memorable compliment in person at Potsdam and Berlin in a few months. Kemem- ber, then ! — As for the poor Crown-Prince, whom already his Father did not like, he now fell into circumstances more abstruse than ever in that and other respects. Bad health, a dangerous lingering fit of that, soon after his return home, was one of the first consequences. Frequent fits of bad health, for some years coming; with ominous rumors, consultations of physicians, and reports to the paternal Majesty, which produced small comfort in that quarter. The sad truth, dimly indicated, is sufficiently visible : his life for the next four or five years was "extremely dissolute." Poor young man, he has got into a dis- astrous course ; consorts chiefly with debauched young fellows, as Lieutenants Katte, Keith, and others of their stamp, who lead him on ways not pleasant to his Father, nor conformable to the Laws of this Universe. Health, either of body or of mind, is not to be looked for in his present way of life. The bright young soul, with its fine strengths and gifts ; wallowing like a young rhinoceros in the mud-bath : — some say, it is wholesome for a human soul ; not we ! All this is too certain ; rising to its height in the years we are now got to, and not ending for four or five years to come : and the reader can conceive all this, and whether its effects were good or not. Friedrich Wilhelm's old-standing disfavor is converted into open aversion and protest, many times into fits of sorrow, rage and despair, ou his luckless Son's behalf ; — and it appears doubtful whether this bright young human soul, comparable for the present to a rhinoceros wallowing in the mud-bath, with nothing but its snout visible, and a dirty gurgle all the sound it makes, will ever get out again or not. The rhinoceros soul got out ; but not uninjured ; alas, no j 1 Boyer, xxxv. 199. Chap. III. VISIT TO DRESDEN. 541 May, 1728. bitterly polluted, tragically dimmed of its finest radiances for the remainder of life. The distinguished Sauerteig, in his Springwurzeln, has these words : '' To burn away, in mad waste, tlie divine aromas and plainly celestial elements from our existence ; to change our holy-of-holies into a place of riot ; to make the soul itself hard, impious, barren ! Surely a day is coming, when it will be known again what virtue is in purity and continence of life ; how divine is the blush of young human cheeks ; how high, beneficent, sternly inexorable if forgotten, is the duty laid, not on women only, but on every creature, in regard to these particulars ? Well ; if such a day never come again, then I perceive much else will never come. Magnanimity and depth of insight will never come ; heroic purity of heart and of eye ; noble pious valor, to amend us and the age of bronze and lacquer, how can they ever come ? The scandalous bronze-lacquer age, of hungry animalisms, spir- itual im potencies and mendacities, will have to run its course, till the Pit swallow it." — In the case of Friedrich, it is certain such a day never fully came. The " age of bronze and lacquer," so as it then stood, — relieved truly by a backbone of real Spartan iron (of right battle steel when needed) : this was all the world he ever got to dream of. His ideal, compared to that of some, was but low ; his existence a hard and barren, though a genuine one, and only worth much memory in the absence of better. Enough of all that. The Physically Strong pays his Counter -Visit. August the Strong paid his Return-visit in May following. Of which sublime transaction, stupendous as it then was to the Journalistic mind, we should now make no mention, ex- cept for its connection with those points, — and more espe- cially for a foolish rumor, which now rose about Prince Fred and the Double-Marriage, on occasion of it. The magnificence of this visit and reception being so extreme, — King August, for one item, sailing to it, with sound of trumpet and hautbois, in silken flotillas gayer than Cleopatra's, down the Elbe, — 542 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. May, 1728. there was a rush towards Berlin of what we will not call the scum, but must call the foam of mankind, rush of the idle moneyed populations from all countries ; and such a crowd there, for the three weeks, as was seldom seen. Foam every- where is stirred up, and encouraged to get under way. Prince Frederick of Hanover and England, " Duke of Edin- . burgh " as they now call him, '' Duke of Gloucester " no longer, it would seem, nor " Prince of Wales " as yet ; he, foamy as another, had thoughts of coming ; and rumor of him rose very high in Berlin, — how high we have still singular proof. Here is a myth, generated in the busy Court-Imagination of Berlin at this time ; written down by Pollnitz as plain fact after- wards ; and from him idly copied into Coa-e^ and other Eng- lish Books. We abridge from watery Pollnitz, taking care of any sense he has. This is what ran in certain high-frizzled heads then and there : and was dealt out in whispers to a privileged few, watery PoUnitz's informers among them, till they got a myth made of it. Frederick Duke of Edinburgh, second hope of England at this time, he is the hero. It appears, this loose young gentleman, standing in no favoi with his sovereign Father, had never yet been across to Eng- land, the royal Parent preferring rather not to have him in sight ; and was living idle at Hanover ; very eager to be wed- ded to Wilhelmina, as one grand and at present grandest re- source of his existence. It is now May, 1728 ; and Frederick Duke of Edinburgh is twenty-one. He writes to his Aunt and intended Mother-in-law, Queen Sophie (date not ascertainable to a day. Note burnt as soon as read) : " That he can endure this tantalizing suspense no longer ; such endless higgling about a supreme blessedness, virtually agreed upon, may be sport to others, but is death to him. That he will come pri- vately at once, and wed his Wilhelmina ; and so make an end ; the big-wigs to adjust it afterwards as they can and may." Wliereupon Sophie Dorothee, gladdest of women, sends for Dubourgay the British Ambassador (Brigadier Dubourgay, the respectable old gentleman who spells ill, who is strong for the • Double-Marriage always), to tell him what fine news there is, i Coxe's Walpok (London, 1798), i. 520. Chap. III. VISIT TO DRESDEN. 543 May, 1728. and what answer she has sent. Respectable Dubourgay stands silent, with lengthening face : " Your Majesty, how unfortu- nate that I of all men now hear it ! I must instantly despatch a courier with the news to London ! " And the respectable man, stoicall}'' deaf to her Majesty's entreaties, to all considera- tions but that of his evident duty, " sends the courier " (thinks Pollnitz) ; — nips thereby that fine Hanover speculation in the bud, sees Prince Fred at once summoned over to England, and produces several effects. Nearly the whole of which, on ex- amining the Documents,^ proves to be myth. Pollnitz himself adds two circumstances, in regard to it, which are pretty impossible : as, first, that Friedrich Wilhelm had joyfully consented to this clandestine marriage, and was eagerly waiting for it ; second, that George II. too had j)ri- vately favored or even instigated the adventure, being at heart willing to escape the trouble of Messages to Parliament, to put his Son in the wrong, and I know not what.'^ The parti- cles of fact in the affair are likewise two : First, that Queen Sophie, and from her the Courtier Public generally, expected the Hanover Royal Highness, who probably had real thoughts of seeing Berlin and his Intended, on this occasion ; Dubour- gay reports daily rumors of the Royal Highness being actually " seen " there in an evanescent manner ; and Wilhelmina says, her Mother was so certain of him, " she took every ass or mule for the Royal Highness," — heartily indifferent to Wil- helmina. This is the first particle of fact. The Second is, that a subaltern Official about the Royal Highness, one La- mothe of Hanover, who had appeared in Berlin about that time, was thrown into prison not long after, for what misbe- havior none knew, — for encouraging dissolute Royal Highness in wild schemes, it was guessed. And so the Myth grew, and was found ready for Pollnitz and his followers. Royal High- ness did come over to England ; not then as the Myth bears, but nine months afterwards in December next ; and found other means of irritating his imperative, flighty, irascible 1 Dubourgay's Despatches (1728 : 29 May, 1 June, 5 October), in the State- Paper Office here. * Pollnitz, ii. 272-274. 544 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1728. and rather foolish little Father, in an ever-increasing degree. '' Very coldly received at Court," it is said : ill seen by Wal- pole and the Powers ; being too likely to become a focus of Opposition there. The Visit, meanwhile, though there came no Duke of Edin- burgh to see it, was sublime in the extreme ; Polish Majesty being magnificence itself ; and the frugal Priedrich Wilhelm lighting up his dim Court into insurpassable brilliancy, regard- less of expense ; so that even the Smoking Parliament (where August attended now and then) became luminous. The Crown- Prince, who in late months had languished in a state of miser- able health, in a manner ominous to his physicians, conMned mostly to his room or his bed, was now happily on foot again ; — and Wilhelmina notes one circumstance which much contributed to his recovery : That the fair Orzelska had at- tended her natural (or unnatural) Parent, on this occasion; and seemed to be, as Wilhelmina thinks, uncommonly kind to the Crown-Prince. The Heir-Apparent of Saxony, a taciturn, inoffensive, rather opaque-looking gentleman, now turned of thirty, and gone over to Papistry long since, with views to be King of Poland by and by, which proved effectual as we shall find, was also here : Count Briihl, too, still in a very subaltern capacity, and others whom we and the Crown-Prince shall have to know. The Heir-Apparent's Wife (actual Kaiser's Niece, late Kaiser Joseph's Daughter, a severe Austrian lady, haughtier than lovely) has stayed at home in Dresden. But here, at first hand, is a slight view of that unique Polish Majesty, the Saxon Man of Sin; which the reader may be pleased to accept out of idle curiosity, if for no better reason. We abridge from Wilhelmina ; ^ whom Fassmann, kindled to triple accuracy by this grand business, is at hand to correct where needful : ^ " The King of Poland arrived upon us at 1 i. 124. 2 Des glorzviirdifjsten Furslen und Herrn, Herrn Friedrich Augusti des Grossen Lehen und Helden-Thaten (Of that most glorious Prince and Lord, Lord Fried- rich August the Great, I^ng of Poland, &c., the Life and Heroic Deeds), by D. F. (David Fassmann), Frankfurt and Leipzig, 1734 ; 12mo, pp. 1040. A work written with upturned eyes of prostrate admiration for " Dero Majestdt (' Theiro ' Majesty/ August the Great ; " exact too, but dealing merely with the Chap. hi. visit to DRESDEN. 645 29th May, 1728. Berlin on the 29th of May," says Wilhelmina ; had been at Potsdam, under Friedrich Wilhelm's care, for three days past : Saturday afternoon, 29th May, 1728 ; that is with exactitude the ever-memorable date. He paid his respects in her Majesty's apartment, for an in- stant, that evening ; but made his formal visit next day. Very grand indeed. Carried by two shining parti-colored creatures, heyducs so-called, through double rows of mere peerages and sublimities, in a sublime sedan (being lame of a foot, foot lately amputated of two toes, sore still open) : " in a sedan covered with red velvet gallooned with gold," says the devout Fassmann, tremblingly exact, " up the grand staircase along the grand Gallery ; " in which supreme region (Apartments of the late King Friedrich of gorgeous memory) her Majesty now is for the occasion. " The Queen received him at the door of her third Antechamber," says Wilhelmina ; third or outmost Antechamber, end of that grand Gallery and its peerages and shining creatures : " he gave the Queen his hand, and led her in." We Princesses were there, at least the grown ones of us were. All standing, except the Queen only, '*' He refused to sit, and again refused ; " stoically talked graciosities, disre- garding the pain of his foot ; and did not, till refusal threat- ened to become uncivil, comply with her Majesty's entreaties. " How unpolite ! " smiled he to us young ones. " He had a majestic port and physiognomy ; an affable polite air accom- panied all his movements, all his actions." Kind of stereo- typed smile on his face ; nothing of the inner gloom visible on our Charles II. and similar men of sin. He looked often at Wilhelmina, and was complimentary to a degree, — for reasons undivinable to Wilhelmina. For the rest, " much broken for his age ; " the terrible deWicheries (les debauches terrUdesi) having had their effect on him. He has fallen Widower last year. His poor Wife was a Brandenburg-Baireuth Princess ; a devout kind of woman ; austerely witnessing the irremediable clothes of the matter, and such a matter : work unreadable, except on compul- sion, to the stupidest mortal. The same Fassmann, who was at the Fair of St. Germain, who lodged sometimes with the Potsdam Giant, and whose ways are all fallen dark to us. 546 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1728. in her lot. He has got far on with his three hundred and fifty -four ; is now going tifty-five ; — lame of a foot, as we see, which the great Petit of Paris cannot cure, neither he nor any Surgeon, but can only alleviate by cutting off two toes. Pink of politeness, no doubt of it; but otherwise the strangest dilapidated hulk of a two-legged animal without feathers ; probably, in fact, the chief Natural Solecism under the Sun at that epoch ; — extremely complimentary to us Princesses, to me especially. ^' He quitted her Majesty's Apartment after an hour's conversation : she rose to reconduct him, but he would by no manner of means permit that," — and so vanished, carried off doubtless by the shining creatures again. The " Electoral Prince," Heir- Apparent, next made his visit ; but he was a dry subject in comparison, of whom no Princess can say much. Prince Friedrich will know him better by and by. Young Maurice, " Count of Saxony," famed afterwards as Marechal de Saxe, he also is here with his Half-Sister Orzelska and the others, in the train of the paternal Man of Sin ; and makes acquaintance with Friedrich. He is son of the female Konigsmark called Aurora (" who alone of mortals could make Charles Twelfth fly his ground ") ; nephew, therefore, of the male Konigsmark who was cut down long ago at Hanover, and buried in the fireplace. He resembles his Father in strength, vivacity, above all things in debauchery, and disregard of finance. They married him at the due years to some poor rich woman; but with her he has already ended; with her and with many others. Courland, Adrienne Lecouvreur, Anne Iwanowna with the big cheek : — the reader has perhaps searched out these things for himself from the dull History- Books ; — or perhaps it was better for him if he never sought them ? Dukedom of Courland, connected with Polish sov- ereignty, and now about to fall vacant, was one of Count Maurice's grand sallies in the world. Adrienne Lecouvreur, foolish French Actress, lent him all the £30,000 she had gathered by holding the mirror up to Nature and otherwise, to prosecute this Courland business ; which proved impossible for him. He was adventurous enough, audacious enough ; fought well ; but the problem was, To fall in love with the Dowager Chap. III. VISIT TO DRESDEN. 647 1728. Anne Iwanowna, Cousin of Czar Peter II. ; big brazen Russian woman (such a cheek the Pictures give her, in size and some- what in expression like a Westphalia ham !), who was Widow of the last active Duke : — and this, with all his adventurous audacity. Count Maurice could not do. The big Widow dis- covered that he did not like Westphalia hams in that par- ticular form ; that he only pretended to like them ; upon which, in just indignation, she disowned and dismissed him j and falling herself to be Czarina not long afterwards, and taking Bieren the Coarlander for her beloved, she made Bieren Duke, and Courland became impossible for Count Maurice. However, he too is a dashing young fellow ; "circular black eyebrows, eyes glittering bright, partly with animal vivacity, partly with spiritual ; " stands six feet in his stockings, breaks horse-shoes with his hands ; full of irregular ingenuity and audacity; has been soldiering about, ever since birth almost; and understands many a thing, though the worst speller evei known. With him too young Fritz is much charmed : the flower, he, of the illegitimate three hundred and fifty-four, and probably the chief achievement of the Saxon Man of Sin in this world, where he took such trouble. Friedrich and he maintained some occasional correspondence afterwards ; but, to judge by Friedrich's part of it (mere polite congratulations on Fontenoy, and the like), it must have been of the last vacuity ; and to us it is now absolute zero, however clearly spelt and printed.^ The Physically Strong, in some three weeks, after kindling such an effulgence about Berlin as was never seen before or since in Friedrich Wilhelm's reign, went his way again, — "towards Poland for the Diet," or none of us cares whither or for what. Here at Berlin he has been sublime enough. Some of the phenomena surpassed anything Wilhelmina ever 1 Given altogether in CEuvres de Fr€d€nc le Grand, xvii. 300-309. See farther, whoever has curiosity, Preuss, Friedrichs Lebensgeschichte, iii. 167-169 ; Espagnac, Vie du Comte de Saxe (a good little military Book, done into Ger- man, Leipzig, 1774, 2 vols.) ; Cramer, DenkwUrdigkeiten der Grajin Aurora von KGnigsmark (Leipzig, 1836) ; &c. &c. 648 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1728. saw: such floods and rows of resplendent people crowding in to dinner ; and she could not but contrast the splendor of the Polish retinues and their plumages and draperies, with the strait-buttoned Prussian dignitaries, all in mere soldier uniform, succinct "blue coat, white linen gaiters/' and no superfluity even in the epaulettes and red facings. At table, she says, they drank much, talked little, and bored one an- other a great deal {s' emiuyolent beaucoup). Of Princess Wilhelmina's Four Kings and other ineffectual Suitors. Dilapidated Polish Majesty, we observed, was extremely attentive to Wilhelmina; nor could she ascertain, for long after, what the particular reason was. Long after, Wil- helmina ascertained that there had been the wonderfulest scheme concocting, or as good as concocted, in these swear- ings of eternal friendship : no other than that of marrying her, Wilhelmina, now a slim maiden coming nineteen, to this dilapidated Saxon Man of Sin going (or limping) fifty-five, and broken by debauches terribles (rivers of champagne and tokay, for one item), who had fallen a Widower last year ! They had schemed it all out, Wilhelmina understands : Fried- rich Wilhelm to advance such and such moneys as dowry, and others furthermore as loan, for the occasions of his Polish Majesty, which are manifold ; Wilhelmina to have The Lausitz (Lusatia) for jointure, Lausitz to be Friedrich Wilhelm's pledge withal ; and other intricate conditions ; ^ what would Wilhelmina have thought ? One shudders to contemplate ; — hopes it might mostly be loose brain-web and courtier speculation, never settled towards fact. It is certain, the dilapidated Polish Majesty having become a Widower, questions would rise, Will not he marry again ? And with whom ? Certain also, he wants Friedrich Wilhelm's alliance ; having great schemes on the anvil, which are like to be delicate and perilous, — schemes of " partitioning Poland," no less J that is to say, cutting off the outskirts of Poland, 1 Wilhelmina, i. 114. Chap III. VISIT TO DRESDEN. 549 1728. flinging them to neighboring Sovereigns as propitiation, or price of good-will, and rendering the rest hereditary in his family. Pragmati*c Sanction once acceded to, would probably propitiate the Kaiser ? For which, and other reasons, Polish Majesty still keeps that card in his hand. Friedrich Wil- helm's alliance, with such an army and such a treasury, the uses of that are evident to the Polish Majesty. — By the blessing of Heaven, however, his marriage with Wilhelmina never came to anything : his Electoral Prince, Heir- Apparent, objected to the jointures and alienations, softly, steadily ; and the project had to drop before Wilhelmina ever knew of it. And this man is probably one of the " Four Kings " she was to be asked by ? A Swedish Officer, with some skill in palmistry, many years ago, looked into her innocent little hand, and prophesied, " She was to be in terms of courtship, engagement or as good as engagement, with Four Kings, and to wed none of them." Wilhelmina counts them in her ma- ture days. The first will surprise everybody, — Charles XII. of Sweden ; — who never can have been much of a suitor, the rather as the young Lady was then only six gone ; but who might, like enough, be talked of, by transient thii-d-parties, in those old Stralsund times. The second, — cannot we guess who the second is ? The third is this August the dilapi- dated Strong. As to the second, Wilhelmina sees already, in credulous moments, that it may be Hanover Fred, whom she will never marry either ; — and does not see (nor did, at the time of writing her Memoires, " in 1744 " say the Books) that Fred never would come to Kingship, and that the Palmistry was incomplete in that point. The fourth, again, is clearly young Czar Peter II. ; of whom there was transient talk or project, some short time after this of the dilapidated third. But that too came to nothing; the poor young lad died while only fifteen; nay he had already "fallen in love with his Aunt Elizabeth " (infdme Catin du Nord in time coming), and given up the Prussian prospect.^ — ^ He was the Great Peter's Grandson (Sou having gone a tragical road ); Czar, May, 1727 — January, 1730: Anne Iwanowua (Great Peter's Niece, elder Brother's Daughter), our Courland friend with the big cheek, sue- ;>4.24 Vol. 1 550 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book Vl. 1728 All whicli would be nothing, or almost less, to Wilhelmina, walking fancy-free there, — were it not for Papa and Mamma, and the importunate insidious by-standers. Who do make a thing of it, first and last ! Never in -any romance or stage- play was young Lady, without blame, without furtherance and without hindrance of her own, so tormented about a settlement in life ; — passive she, all the while, mere clay in the hands of the potter; and begging the Universe to have the extreme goodness only to leave her alone ! — Thus too, among the train of King August in this Berlin visit, a certain Soldier Official of his, Duke of Sachsen Weissen- fels, Johann Adolf by name, a poor Cadet Cousin of the Saxon House, — another elderly Eoyal Highness of small possibil- ity, — was particularly attentive to Wilhelmina ; now and on subsequent occasions. Titular Duke of Weissenfels, Brother of the real Duke, and not even sure of the succession as yet ; but living on King August's pay; not without capacity of drink and the like, some allege : — otherwise a mere betitled, betasselled elderly military gentleman, of no special qualitie&, evil or good; — who will often turn up again in this History; but fails always to make any impression on us except that of a Serene Highness in the abstract ; unexceptionable Human Mask, of polite turn, behung with titles, and no doubt a stomach in the inside of it : he now, and afterwards, by all opportunities, diligently continued his attentions in the Wil- helmina quarter. For a good while it was never guessed what he could be driving at; till at last Queen Sophie, be- coming aware of it, took him to task ; with cold severity, reminded him that some things are on one's level, and some things not. To which humbly bowing, in unfeigned peni- tence, he retired from the audacity, back foremost : Would never even in dreams have presumed, had not his Prussian ceeded; till her death, October, 1740: then, after some slight shock of revo- lution, the Elizabeth just mentioned, who was Daughter of the Great Peter by liis little brown Czarina Catherine whom we once met. See Mannstein, Memoirs of Russia (London, 1770), pp. 1-23, for some account of Peter II.; and the rest of the Volume for a really intelligent History of this Anne, at least of her Wars, where Mannstein himself usually had part. Chap. IV. DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT NOT DEAD. 551 1728. Majesty authorized; would now, since her Prussian Majesty had that feeling, withdraw silently, and live forgotten, as an obscure Royal Highness in the abstract (though fallen Widower lately) ought to do. And so at least there was an end of that matter, one might hope, — though in effect it still abortively started up now and then, on Papa's part, in his frantic humors, for years to come. Then there is the Margraf of Schwedt, Friedrich Wilhelm by name, chief Prince of the Blood, his Majesty's Cousin, and the Old Dessauer's Nephew ; none of the likeliest of men, in- trinsically taken : he and his Dowager Mother — the Des- sauer's Sister, a high-going, tacitly obstinate old Dowager (who dresses, if 1 recollect, in flagrant colors) — are very troublesome to Wilhelmina. The flagrant Dame — she might have been " Queen-Mother " once forsooth, had Papa and my Brother but been made away with! — watches her time, and is diligent by all opportunities. CHAPTER IV. DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE PKOJECT IS NOT DEAD. And the Double-Marriage, in such circumstances, are we to consider it as dead, then ? In the soul of Queen Sophie and those she can influence, it lives flame-bright ; but with all others it has fallen into a very dim state. Friedrich Wilhelm is still privately willing, perhaps in a degree wishful ; but the delays, the supercilious neglects have much disgusted him ; and he, in the mean while, entertains those new speculations. George II., never a lover of the Prussian Majesty's nor loved by him, has been very high and distant ever since his Acces- sion ; offensive rather than otherwise. He also is understood to be vaguely willing for the thing ; willing enough, would it be so kind as accomplish itself without trouble to him. But the settlements, the applications to Parliament : — and all for this perverse Fred, who has become unlovely, and irritates our 652 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1T28. royal mind ? George pushes the matter into its pigeon-holes again, when brought before him. Higher thoughts occupy the soul of little George. Congress of Soissons, Convention of the Pardo,^ Treaty of Seville ; a part to be acted on the world- theatre, with applauses, with envies, almost from the very derai-gods ? Great Kaisers, overshadowing Nature with their Pragmatic Sanctions, their preternatural Diplomacies, and making the Terrestrial Balance reel hither and thither ; Kaisers to be clenched perhaps by one's dexterity of grasp, and the Balance steadied again ? Prussian Double-Marriage ! One royal soul there is who never will consent to have the Double-Marriage die : Queen Sophie. She had passed her own private act-of-parliament for it ; she was a very obstinate wife, to a husband equally obstinate. " Je bouleverserai V Em- pire,''^ writes she once ; " I will overturn the German Em- pire," if they drive me to it, in this matter.* What secret manoeuvring and endeavoring went on unweariedly on royal Sophie's part, we need not say ; nor in what bad element, of darkness and mendacity, of eavesdropping, rumoring, back- stairs intriguing, the affair now moved. She corresponds on it with Queen Caroline of England ; she keeps her two chil- dren true to it, especially her Son, the more important of them. CrowrirPrince FriedricJi writes certain Letters. Queen Sophie did not overturn the Empire, but she did almost overturn her own and her family's existence, by these courses ; which were not wise in her case. It is certain she persuaded Crown-Prince Friedrich, who was always his Mother's boy, and who perhaps needed little bidding in this 1 Or, in effect, "Treaty of Madrid," 6th March, 1728. This was the pritface to Soissons ; Termagant at length consenting there, " at her Palace of the Pardo" (Kaiser and all the world urging her for ten months past), to accept the Peace, and leave off besieging Gibraltar to no purpose (Coxe, i. 303). 2 Letter copied by Dubonrgay (in Despatch, marked Private, to Lord Townshend, 3d-14th May, 1729); no clear address given, — probably to Du- bonrgay himself, conveyed by "a Lady" (one of the Queen's Ladies), as he dimly indmates. Chap. IV. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT NOT DEAD. 553 1728. instance, " to write to Queen Caroline of England ; " Letters one or several : thrice-dangerous Letters ; setting forth (in substance), His deathless affection to that Beauty of the world, her Majesty's divine Daughter the Princess Amelia (a very paragon of young women, to judge by her picture and one's own imagination) ; and likewise the hrm resolution he, Friedrich Crown-Prince, has formed, and the vow he hereby makes. Either to wed that celestial creature when permitted, or else never any of the Daughters of Eve in this world. Congresses of Soissons, Smoking Parliaments, Preliminaries of the Pardo and Treaties of Seville may go how they can. If well, it shall be well : if not well, here is my vow, solemn promise and unchangeable determination, which your gracious Majesty is humbly entreated to lay up in the tablets of your royal heart, and to remember on my behalf, should bad days arise ! — It is clear such Letters were sent ; at what date first begin- ning, we do not know ; — possibly before this date ? Xor would matters rise to the vowing pitch all at once. One Letter, supremely dangerous should it come to be known, Wilhelmina has copied for us,^ — in Official style (for it is the Mother's composition this one) and without date to it : — the guessable date is about two years hence ; and we will give the poor Document farther on, if there be place for it. Such particulars are yet deeply unknown to Friedrich Wil- helm; but he surmises the general drift of things in that quarter ; and how a disobedient Son, crossing his Father's will in every point, abets his Mother's disobedience, itself auda- cious enough, in regard to this one. It is a fearful aggrava- tion of Friedrich Wilhelm's ill-humor with such a Son, which has long been upon the growing hand. His dislikes, we know, were otherwise neither few nor small. Mere *' di&likes " properly so called, or dissimilarities to Friedrich Wilhelm, a good many of them ; dissimilarities also to a Higher Pattern, some ! But these troubles of the Double-Marriage will now hurry them, the just and the unjust of them, towards the flaming pitch. The poor youth has a bad time ; and the poor 1 ■Wilhelmiua, i. 183. 554 DOUBLE-iMARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1723. Father too, whose humor we know ! Surly gusts of indig- nation, not unfrequeutly cuffs and strokes j or still worse a settled aversion, and rage of the chronic kind ; studied neglect and contempt, — so as not even to help him at table, but leave him fasting while the others eat ; ^ — all this the young man has to bear. The innumerable maltreatments, authentically chronicled in Wilhelmina's and the other Books, though in a dateless, unintelligible manner, would make a tragic sum ! Here are two Billets, copied from the Prussian State-Archives, which will show us to what height matters had gone, in this the young man's seventeenth year. To his Majesty (from the Crown-Prince). " WusTERHAusEN, 11th September, 1728. My dear Papa, — I have not, for a long while, presumed to come to my dear Papa ; partly because he forbade me ; but chiefly because I had reason to expect a still worse reception than usual : and, for fear of angering my dear Papa by my present request, I have preferred making it in writing to him. I therefore beg my dear Papa to be gracious to me ; and can here say that, after long reflection, my conscience has not ac- cused me of any the least thing with which I could reproach myself. But if I have, against my will and knowledge, done anything that has angered my dear Papa, I herewith most sub- missively beg forgiveness; and hope my dear Papa will lay aside that cruel hatred which I cannot but notice in all his treatment of me. I could not otherwise suit myself to it ; as I always thought I had a gracious Papa, and now have to see the contrary. I take confidence, then, and hope that my dear Papa will consider all this, and again be gracious to me. And, in the mean while, I assure him that I will never, all my days, fail with my will ; and, notwithstanding his disfavor to me, remain " My dear Papa's " Most faithful and obedient Servant and Son, " Friedrich.*' ^ Dubourgay, smpiiu. Chap. IV. DOUBLE-MARKIAGE PROJECT NOT DEAD. 555 Sept. 1728. To which Friedrich Wilhelm, by return of messenger, writes what follows. Very implacable, we may perceive ; — not call- ing his Petitioner '* Thou," as kind Paternity might have dic- tated ; infinitely less by the polite title " They (*S7e)," which latter indeed, the distinguished title of " Sie,''^ his Prussian Majesty, we can remark, reserves for Foreigners of the su- premest quality, and domestic Princes of the Blood ; naming all other Prussian subjects, and poor Fritz in this place, " He (^r)," in the style of a gentleman to his valet, — which style even a valet of these new days of ours would be unwilling to put up with. ^^ Er, He," " His " and the other derivatives sound loftily repulsive in the German ear ; and lay open im- passable gulfs between the Speaker and the Spoken-to. '' His obstinate " — But we must, after all, say Thy and Thou, for intelligibility's sake : — " Thy obstinate perverse disposition ^Kopf, head], which does not love thy Father, — for when one does everything [everything commanded] and really loves one's Father, one does what the Father requires, not while he is there to see it, but when his back is turned too [His Majesty's style is very abstruse, ill-spelt, intricate, and in this instance trips itself, and falls on its face here, a mere intricate nominative without a verb !] — For the rest, thou know'st very well that I can endure no effeminate fellow (efeminirten Kerl), who has no human inclination in him ; who puts himself to shame, cannot ride nor shoot ; and withal is dirty in his person ; frizzles his hair like a fool, and does not cut it off. And all this I have, a thousand times, reprimanded ; but all in vain, and no improve- ment in nothing (keine Besserung in nits ist). For the rest, haughty, proud as a churl ; speaks to nobody but some few, and is not popular and affable ; and cuts grimaces with his face, as if he were a fool ; and does my will in nothing unless held to it by force ; nothing out of love ; — and has pleasure in nothing but following his ow^n whims [own 7to;;/], — no use to him in anything else. This is the answer. " Friedrich Wilhklm." ' 1 Ftenss, i. 27 ; from Cramer, pp. 33, 34. 556 DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VL 1728. Double-Marriage Project re-emerges in an Official Shape. These axe not favorable outlooks for the Double-Marriage. Nevertheless it comes and goes ; and within three weeks later, we are touched almost with a kind of pity to see it definitely emerging in a kind of Official state once more. For the question is symbolical of important political questions. The question means withal, What is to be done in these dreadful Congress-of-Soissous complexities, and mad reelings of the Terrestrial Balance ? Shall we hold hy a dubious and rather losing Kaiser of this kind, in spite of his dubieties, his highly inexplicit procedures (for which he may have reasons) about the Promise of Jiilich and Berg ? Or shall we not clutch at England, after all, — and perhaps bring him to terms ? The Smoking Parliament had no Hansard; but we guess its De- bates (mostly done in dumb-show) were cloudy, abstruse and abundant, at this time ! The Prussian Ministers, if they had any power, take different sides ; old Ilgen, the oldest and ablest of them, is strong for England. Enough, in the beginning of October, Queen Sophie, "by express desire of his Majesty," who will have explicit Yes or No on that matter, writes to England, a Letter '' private and official," of such purport, — Letter (now invisible) which Du- bourgay is proud to transmit.^ Dubourgay is proud ; and old Ilgen, her Majesty informed me on the morrow, "wept for joy," so zealous was he on that side. Poor old gentleman, — respectable rusty old Iron Safe with seven locks, which no- body would now care to pick, — he died few weeks after, at his post as was proper; and saw no Double-Marriage, after all. But Dubourgay shakes out his feathers ; the Double-Marriage being again evidently alive. Eor England answers, cordially enough, if not with all the hurry Eriedrich Wilhelm wanted, " Yea, we are willing for the thing;" — and meets, with great equanimity and liberality, the new whims, difficulties and misgivings, which arose on Eriedrich Wilhelm's part, at a wearisome rate, as the nego- tiation went on ; and which are always frankly smoothed away 1 Despatch, 5th October, 1728, In State-Paper Office. Chap. IV. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT NOT DEAD. 557 Nov. 1728. again by the cooler party. Why did not' the bargain closCy then ? Alas, one finds, the answer Yea had unfortunately set his Prussian Majesty on viewing, through magnifiers, what advantages there might have been in Ko : this is a difficulty there is no clearing away ! Probably, too, the Tobacco-Parlia- ment was industrious. Friedrich Wilhelm, at last, tries if Half will not do ; anxious, as we all too much are, " to say Yes and No ; " being in great straits, poor man : — " Your Prince of Wales to wed Wilhelmina at once ; the other Match to stand over ? " To which the English Governmenti answers always briefly, " No ; both the Marriages or none ! " — Will the reader consent to a few compressed glances into the extinct Dubour- gay Correspondence ; much compressed, and here and there a rushlight stuck in it, for his behoof. Dubourgay, at Berlin, writes ; my Lord Townshend, in St. James's reads, usually rather languid in answering : — Berlin, 9th November, 1728. " Prussian Majesty much, pleased with English Answers " to the Yes-or-No question ; " will send a Minister to our Court about the time his Britan- nic Majesty may think of coming over to his German Domin- ions. Would Eiukenstein (Head Tutor), or would Knyphausen (distinguished Official' here), be the agreeable man ? " " Ei- ther," answer the English; "either is good." Berlin, same date. " Queen sent for me just now ; is highly content with the state of things. ' I have now,' said her Majesty, 'the pleasure to tell you that I am free, God be blessed, of all the anguish I have labored under for some time past, which was so great that I have several times been on the point of sending for you to procure my Brother's protection for my Son, who, I thought, ran the greatest danger from the artifices of Seckendorf and ' " — Poor Queen ! Kov. l&th. " Queen told me : When the Court was at Wus- terhausen," two months ago, hunting partridges and wild swine,^ " Seckendorf and Grumkow intrigued for a match be- tween Wilhelmina and the Prince of Weissenfels," elderly Royal Highness in the Abstract, whom we saw already, " thereby to prevent a closer union between the Prussian and 1 Fassmauu, p. 38S. 558 DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book vr. 1728. English Courts, — ^^and Grumkow having withal the private view of ousting his antagonist the Prince of Anhalt [Old Dessauer, whom he had to meet in duel, but did not fight], as Weissenfels, once Son-in-law, would certainly be made Commander-in-Chief/"' ^ to the extrusion of Anlialt from that office. Which notable piece of policy her Majesty, by a little plain speech, took her opportunity of putting an end to, as we saw.' Por the rest, " the Dutch Minister and also the French Secretaries here," greatly interested about the peace of Europe, and the Congress of Soissons in these weeks, '' have had a communication from this Court, of the favorable disposition ours is in with respect to the Double Match," — beneficent for the Terrestrial Balance, as they and I hope. So that things look well ? Alas, — December 25th. " Queen sent for me yesterday : Hopes she does no wrong in complaining of her Husband to her Brother. King shows scruples about the Mai-riages ; does not relish the expense of an establishment for the Prince ; hopes, at all events, the Marriage will not take place for a year yet ; — would like to know what Dowry the English Princess is to bring ? " — " No Dowry with our Princess," the English an- swer ; '* nor shall you give any with yours." JVeiv- Year's Day, 1729. " Queen sent for me : King is get- ting intractable about the IVIarriages j she reasoned with him from two o'clock till eight," without the least permanent effect. " It is his covetousness," I Dubourgay privately think ! — Knyphausen, who knows the King well, privately tells me, " He will come round." " It is his avarice," thinks Knyphau- sen too ; *' nay it is also his jealousy of the Prince, who is very popular with the Army. King does everything to mortify him, uses him like a child ; Crown-Prince bears it with admi- rable patience." This is Knyphausen's weak notion; rather a weak croaky official gentleman, I should gather, of a crypto- splenetic turn. " Queen told me some days later. His Majesty ill-used the Crown-Prince, because he did not drink hard enough ; makes him hunt though ill ; " is very hard upon the poor Crown-Prince, — who, for the rest, "sends loving messages 1 Dubonrgay, in State-Paper Office (Prussian Despatches, vol, xxxv ). Chap. IV. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT NOT DEAD. 559 1729. to Eugland," as usual ; ^ covertly meaning the Princess Amelia, as usual. " Some while ago, I must inform your Lordship, the Prince was spoken to," by Papa as would appear, "to sound his inclination as to the Princess Caroline," Princess likewise of England, and whose age, some eighteen months less than his own, might be suitabler, the Princess Amelia being half a year his elder ;^ "but," — mark how true he stood, — " his Royal Highness broke out into such raptures of love and passion for the Princess Amelia, and showed so much impatience for the conclusion of that Match, as gave the King of Prussia a great deal of surprise, and the Queen as much satisfaction." Truth is, if an old Brigadier Diplomatist may be judge, '• The great and good qualities of that young Prince, both of person and mind, deserve a distinct and par- ticular account, with which I shall trouble your Lordship another day ; " ^ — which unluckily I never did ; his Lordship Townshend having, it would seem, too little curiosity on the subject. And so the matter wavers ; and in spite of Dubourgay's and Queen Sophie's industry, and the Crown-Prince's willing mind, there can nothing definite be made of it at this time. Fried- rich Wilhelm goes on visits, goes on huntings ; leaves the matter to itself to mature a little. Thus the negotiation hangs fire ; and will do so, — till dreadful waterspouts come, and perhaps quench it altogether ? His Majesty slaughters 3,602 Head of Wild Sivine. His Majesty is off for a Hunting Visit to the Old Dessauer, — Crown-Prince with him, who hates hunting. Then, " 19th January, 1729," says the reverential Fassmann, he is off for a grand hunt at Ccipenick; then for a grander in Pommern (Crown-Prince still with him) : such a slaughter of wild swine as was seldom heard of, and as never occurred again. No fewer than " 1,882 head (Stuck) of wild swine, 300 of them of uncommon magnitude," in the Stettin and other Pommern '■ Dubourgay, 16th January. 3 Caroline bom 10th June, 1713; Amelia, lOth July, 1711. » Despatch, 25th December, 1728. 560 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1729. regions ; " together with 1,720 Stiick in the Mark Brandenburg, once 450 in a day : in all, 3,602 Stiick.'' Never was his Maj- esty in better spirits : a very Nimrod or hunting Centaur ; trampling the cobwebs of Diplomacy, and the cares of life, under his victorious hoofs. All this slaughter of swine, 3,602 Stiick by tale, was done in the season 1729. " From which/' observes the adoring Fassmann,^ " is to be inferred the impor. tance," at least in wild swine, " of those royal Forests in Pom- mem and the Mark ; " not to speak of his Majesty's supreme talent in hunting, as in other things. What Friedrich Wilhelm did with such a mass of wild pork ? Not an ounce of it was wasted, every ounce of it brought money in. For there exist Official Schedules, lists as for a window-tax or property -tax, drawn up by his Majesty's con- trivance, in the chief Localities : every man, according to the house he keeps, is bound to take, at a just value by weight, such and such quotities of suddenly slaughtered wild swine, one or so many ; and consume them at his leisure, as ham or otherwise, — cash payable at a fixed term, and no abatement made.* For this is a King that cannot stand waste at all ; thrifty himself, and the cause of thrift. ^alls ill, in consequence ; and the Double-Marriage cannot get forward. This was one of Friedrich Wilhelm's grandest hunting- bouts, this of January, 1729 ; at all events, he will never have another such. By such fierce riding, and defiance of the winter ele- ments and rules of regimen, his Majesty returned to Potsdam with ill symptoms of health ; — symptoms never seen be- fore ; except transiently, three years ago, after a similar bout ; when the Doctors, shaking their heads, had mentioned the word "Gout." — ^' NarrenrPossen ! " Friedrich Wilhelm had answered, " Gout ? " — But now, Februar}', 1729, it is gout in very deed. His poor Majesty has to admit : " I am gouty, then ! Shall have gout for companion henceforth. I am breaking up, then ? " Which is a terrible message to a man. ^ p. 387. 2 Forster, Beneckendorf (if they had an Index !). Chap. IV. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT NOT DEAD. 661 1729. His Majesty's age is not forty-one till August coming; but he has hunted furiously. Adoring Fassniann gives a quite touching account of Fried- rich Wilhelm's performances under gout, now and generally, which were begun on this occasion. How he suffered ex- tremely, yet never neglected his royal duties in any press of pain. Could seldom get any sleep till towards four or five in the morning, and then had to be content with an hour or two ; after which his Ofi&cial Secretaries came in with their Papers, and he signed, despatched, resolved, with best judgment, — the top of the morning always devoted to business. At noon, up if possible ; and dines, " in dressing-gown, with Queen and children." After dinner, commonly to bed again ; and would paint in oil ; sometimes do light joiner-work, chiselling and in- laying ; by and by lie inactive with select friends sitting round, some of whom had the right of entry, others not, under penal- ties. Buddenbrock, Derschau, rough old Marlborough stagers, were generally there ; these, " and two other persons," — Grumkow and Seckendorf, whom Fassmann does not name, lest he get into trouble, — " sat, well within earshot, round the bed. And always at the head was Theiro Majesty the Queen, sometimes with the King's hand laid in hers, and his face turned up to her, as if he sought assuagement " — my dim old Friend, let us dry our tears ! " Sometimes the Crown-Prince read aloud in some French Book," Title not given ; Crown-Prince's voice known to me as very fine. Generally the Princess Louisa was in the room, too ; Louisa, who became of Anspach shortly ; not Wilhelmina, who lies in fever and relapse and small-pox, and close at death's door, almost since the beginning of these bad days. The Crown-Prince reads, we say, with a voice of melodious clear- ness, in French more or less instructive. " At other times there went on discourse, about public matters, foreign news, things in general; discourse of a cheerful or of a serious nature," always with some substance of sense in it, — " and not the least smut permitted, as is too much the case in certain higher circles ! " says adoring Fassmann ; w^ho privately knows of " Courts " (perhaps the Glorwiirdigste, Glory-worthiest, 562 DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1729. August the Great's Court, for one ?) " with their hired Tom- Fools," not yet an extinct species, attempting to ground wit on that .bad basis. Prussian Majesty could not endure any " Zoten : " profanity and indecency, both avaunt. " He had to hold out in this way, awake till ten o'clock, for the chance of night's sleep." Earlier in the afternoon, we said, he perhaps does a little in oil-painting, having learnt something of that art in young times ; — there is a poor artist in attendance, to mix the colors, and do the first sketch of the thing. Speci- mens of such Pictures still exist, Portraits generally ; all with this epigraph, Fredericus Wilhelmus in tor7ne7itis pinxit (Painted by Friedrich Wilhelm in his torments) ; and are worthy the attention of the curious.' Is not this a sublime patient ? Fassmann admits, " there might be spurts of zmj)atience now and then; but how richly did Majesty make it good again after reflection ! He was also subject to whims even about people whom he otherwise esteemed. One meritorious gentle- man, who shall be nameless, much thought of by the King, his Majesty's nerves could not endure, though his mind well did : ' Makes my gout worse to see him drilling in the espla- nade there ; let another do it ! ' — and vouchsafed an apologetic assurance to the meritorious gentleman af&icted in conse- quence." — my dim old Friend, these surely are sublimities of the sick bed ? " So it lasted for some five weeks long," well on towards the summer of this bad year 1729. Wilhelmina says, in briefer business language, and looking only at the wrong side of the tapestry, '' It was a Hell-on-Earth to us, Les peines du Purgatoire ne pouvaient egaler celles que nous endiir- rions ; " ^ and supports the statement by abundant examples, during those flamy weeks. For, in the interim, withal, the English negotiation is as good as gone out; nay there are waterspouts brewing aloft yonder, enough to wash negotiation from the world. Of which terrible weather-phenomena we shall have to speak by and by : but must first, by way of commentary, give a glance at Soissons and the Terrestrial Lihra^ so far as necessary for human ob- jects, — not far, by any means. 1 Fassmann, p. 392; see Forster, &c. ^ i. 157. Chap. V. CONGRESS OF SOISSONS. ^63 172&-172». CHAPTEK V. CONGRESS OF SOISSONS, SIXTH CRISIS IN THE SPECTRE-HUNT. The so-called Spanish War, and dangerous futile Siege of Gibraltar, had not ended at the death of George I. ; though measures had already been agreed uiDon, by the Kaiser and parties interested, to end it, — only the King of Spain (or King's Wife, we should say) made difficulties. Difficulties, she ; and kept firing, without effect, at the Fortress for about a year more; after which, her humor or her powder being out, Spanish Majesty signed like the others. Peace again for all and sundry of us : " Preliminaries " of Peace signed at Paris, 31st May, 1727, three weeks before George's death; '< Peace " itself finally at the Pardo or at Madrid, the Termagant having spent her powder, 6th March, 1728 ; ^ and a '• Congress" (bless the mark !) to settle on what terms in every point. Congress, say at Aix-la-Chapelle ; say at Cambrai again, — for there are difficulties about the place. Or say finally at Soissons ; where Fleury wished it to be, that he might get the reins of it better in hand ; and where it finally was, — and where the ghost or name of it yet is, an empty enigma in the memories of some men. Congress of Soissons did meet, 14th June, 1728 ; opened itself, as a Corporeal Entity in this world ; sat for above a year ; — and did nothing ; Fleury quite declin- ing the Pragmatic Sanction, though the anxious Kaiser was ready to make astonishing sacrifices, give up his Ostend Corrv- •pany (Paper Shadow of a Company), or what you will of that kind, — if men would have conformed. These Diplomatic gentlemen, — say, are they aught ? They seem to understand me, by each at once his choppy finger laying on his skinny lips ! Princes of the Powers of the Air, shall we define them ? It is certain the solid Earth or her 1 Scholl, ii. 212, 213. 56i DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1728-1729. facts, except being held in perpetual terror by such workings of the Shadow-world, reaped no effect from those Twenty- Years of Cougressing ; Seckendorf himself might as well have lain in bed, as ridden those 25,000 miles, and done such quan- tities of double-distillations. No effect at all : only some futile gunpowder spent on Gibraltar, and splinters of shot and shells (salable as old iron) found about the rocks there; which is not much of an effect for Twenty Years of such industry. The sublime Congress of Soissons met, as we say, at the above date (just while the Polish Majesty was closing his Berlin Visit) ; but found itself no abler for work than that of Cambrai had been. The Deputies from France I do not men- tion ; nor from Spain, nor from Austria. The Deputies from England were Colonel or now properly Brigadier-General Stan- hope, afterwards Lord Harrington; Horace Walpole (who is Eobert's Brother, and whose Secretary is Sir Thomas Eobinson, '•■ Quo I done, Crusoe ? " whom we shall hear of farther) ; and Stephen Poyntz, a once bright gentleman, now dim and obso- lete, whom the readers of Coxe's Walpole have some nominal acquaintance with. Here, for Chronology's sake, is a clipping from the old English newspapers to accompany them : " There is rumor that Pollt/ Peachum is gone to attend the Congress at Soissons ; where, it is thought, she will make as good a figure, and do her country as much service, as several others that shall be nameless." ^ Their task seemed easy to the sanguine mind. The Kaiser has agreed with Spain in the Italian- Apanage matter; with the Sea-Powers in regard to his Ostend Company, which is abolished forever : what then is to prevent a speedy progress, and glad conclusion ? The Pragmatic Sanction. " Accept my Pragmatic Sanction," said the Kaiser, "let that be the pre- liminary of all things." — " Not the preliminary," answered Fleury ; " we will see to that as we go on ; not the prelimi- nary, by any means ! " There was the rub. The sly old Cardinal had his private treaties with Sardinia ; views of his own in the Mediterranean, in the Ehine quarter ; and answered 1 Mist's Weekly Journal, 29th Juue, 1728. Chap. V. CONGRESS OF SOTSSONS. 565 1728-1729. steadily, " Not the preliminary, by any means ! " The Kaiser was equally inflexible. Whereupon immensities of protocol- ling, aligning, and the Congress "■ fell into complete languor," say the Histories.-^ Congress ate its dinner heartily, and wrote immensely, for the space of eighteen months ; but advanced no hair's-breadth any-whither ; no prospect before it, but that of dinner only, for unlimited periods. Kaiser will have his Pragmatic Sanction, or not budge from the place ; stands mulelike amid the rain of cudgellings from the by-standers ; can be beaten to death, but stir he will not. — Hints, glances of the eye, pass between Elizabeth Farnese and the other by-standers ; suddenly, 9th November, 1729, it is found they have all made a " Treaty of Seville " with Eliza- beth Farnese ; France, England, Holland, Spain, have all closed, — Italian Apanages to be at once secured, Ostend to be at once suppressed, with what else behooves ; — and the Kaiser is left alone ; standing upon his Pragmatic Sanction there, nobody bidding him now budge ! At which the Kaiser is naturally thrice and four times wroth and alarmed; — and Seckendorf in the Tahaks-Collegmm had need to be doubly busy. As we shall find he is (though without effect), when the time comes round : — but we have not yet got to November of this Year 1729 ; there are still six or eight important months between us and that. Impor- tant months ; and a Prussian-English '• Waterspout," as we have named it, to be seen, with due wonder, in the political sky! — Congress of Soissons, now fallen mythical to mankind, and as inane as that of Cambrai, is perhaps still memorable in one or two slight points. First, it has in it, as one of the Austrian Deputies, that Baron von Bentenrieder, tallest of living Diplomatists, who was pressed at one time for a Prus- sian soldier; — readers recollect it? Walking through the streets of Halberstadt, to stretch his long limbs till his car- riage came up, the Prussian sentries laid hold of him, "Ex- cellent Potsdam giant, this one ! " — and haled him off to their i SchoU, ii. 215. 566 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1728-1729. guard-house ; till carriage and lackeys came ; then, " Thousand humblest XDardons, your Excellenz ! " who forgave the fellows. Barely possible some lighter readers might wish to see, for one moment, an Excellenz that has been seized by a Press-gang ? "Which perhaps never happened to any other Excellenz ; — the like of which, I have been told, might merit him a soiree from strong-minded women, in some remoter parts of the world- Not to say that he is the tallest of living Diplomatists ; another unique circumstance ! — Bentenrieder soon died ; and had his place at Soissons filled up by an Excellenz of the ordinary height, who had never been pressed. But nothing can rob the Congress of this fact, that it once had Bentenrieder for member ; and, so far, is entitled to the pluperfect distinc- tion in one particular. Another point is humanly interesting in this Congress ; but cannot fully be investigated for want of dates. Always, we perceive, according to the news of it that reach Berlin, — of England going right for the Kaiser or going wrong for him, — his Prussian Majesty's treatment of his children varies. If England go right for the Kaiser, well, and his Majesty is in good-humor with Queen, with Crown-Prince and Wilhelmina. If England go wrong for the Kaiser, dark clouds gather on the royal brow, in the royal heart ; explode in thunder-storms ; and at length crockery goes flying through the rooms, blows descend on the poor Prince's back; and her Majesty is in tears, mere Chaos come again. For as a general rule, unless the English Negotiation have some prospering fit, and produce exceptional phenomena, Friedrich Wilhelm, ever loyal in heart, stands steadfast by his Kaiser ; ever ready " to strike out (los zu schlagenj'^ as he calls it) with his best strength in behalf of a cause which, good soul, he thinks is essentially German ; — all the readier if at any time it seem now exclusively Ger- man, the French, Spanish, English, and other unlovely Foreign world being clean cut loose from it, or even standing ranked against it. " When will it go off, then ( Wann geht es los) ? " asks Friedrich Wilhelm often; diligently drilling his sixty thousand, and snorting contempt on "Ungermanism {Un- deutschheit),'' be it on the part of friends or of enemies. Good Chap. V. CONGRESS OF SOISSONS. 567 1728-1729. soul, and whether he will ever get Jiilich and Berg out of it, is distraetingly problematical, and the Tobacco-Parliament is busy with him ! Curious to see, so far as dates go, how Friedrich Wilhelm changes his tune to Wife and Children in exact correspond- ence to the notes given out at Soissons for a Kaiser and his Pragmatic Sanction. Poor Prussian Household, poor back, and heart, of Crown-Prince ; what a concert it is in this world, Smoking Parliament for souffleur ! Let the big Diplomatist Bassoon of tlie Universe go this way, there are caresses for a young Soldier and his behavior in the giant regiment ; let the same Bassoon sound that way, bangs and knocks descend on him ; the two keep time together, — so busy is the Smoking Parliament with his Majesty of Prussia. The world has seen, with horror and wonder, Friedrich Wilhelm's beating of his grown children : but the pair of MeerTcatzen, or enchanted Demon-Apes, disguised as loyal Councillors, riding along with him the length of a Terrestrial Equator, have not been so fa- miliar to the world. Seckendorf, Grumkow : we had often heard of Devil-Diplomatists ; and shuddered over horrible pic- tures of them in Novels ; hoping it was all fancy : but here actually is a pair of them, transcending all Novels ; — perhaps the highest cognizable fact to be met with in Devil-Diplomacy. And it may be a kind of comfort to readers, both to know it, and to discern gradually what the just gods make of it withal. Devil-Diplomatists do exist, at least have existed, never doubt it farther ; and their astonishingly dexterous mendacities and enchanted spider-webs, — can these go any road but one in this Universe ? That the Congress of Cambrai was not a myth, we con- vinced ourselves by a letter of Voltaire's, who actually saw it dining there in the Year 1722, as he passed that way. Here, for Soissons, in like manner, are two Letters, by a less celebrated but a still known English hand ; which, as utter- ances in presence of the fact itself, leave no doubt on the subject. These the afflicted reader will perhaps consent to take a glance of. If the Congress of Soissons, for the sake of 668 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. July, 1728. memorable objects concerned there, is still to be remembered, and believed in, for a little while, — the question arises, How to do it, then ? The writer of these Letters is a serious, rather long-nosed young English gentleman, not without intelligence, and of a wholesome and honest nature ; who became Lord Lyttelton, First of those Lords, call-ed also " the Good Lord," father of " the Bad : " a lineal descendant of that Lyttelton upon whom Coke sits, or seems to sit, till the end of things : author by and by of a History of Henry the Second and other well-meant books : a man of real worth, who attained to some note in the world. He is now upon the Grand Tour, — which ran, at that time, by Luneville and Lorraine, as would appear; at which point we shall first take him up. He writes to his Father, Sir Thomas, at Hagley among the pleasant Hills of Worcester- shire, — date shortly after the assembling of that Congress to rear of him ; — and we strive to add a minimum of commen- tary. The " piece of negligence," the '' Mr. D.," — none of mortals now knows who or what they were : — To Sir Thomas Lyttelton, Bart., at Hagley. "LuNBViLLE, 21st July," 1728. " Dear Sir, — I thank you for so kindly forgiving the piece of negligence I acquainted you of in my last. Young fellows are often guilty of voluntary forgetfulness in those affairs ; but I assure you mine was quite accidental : " — Never mind it, my Son ! " Mr. D. tells you true that I am weary of losing money at cards ; but it is no less certain that without them I shall soon be weary of Lorraine. The spirit of quadrille [obsolete game at cards] has possessed the land from morning till midnight ; there is nothing else in every house in Town. " This Court is fond of strangers, but with a proviso that strangers love quadrille. Would you win the hearts of the Maids of Honor, you must lose your money at quadrille ; would you be thought a well-bred man, you must play gen- teelly at quadrille ; would you get a reputation of good sense, Chap. V. CONGRESS OF SOISSONS. 669 July, 1728. show judgment at quadrille. However, in summer one may pass a day without quadrille ; because there are agreeable promenades, and little parties out of doors. But in winter you are reduced to play at it, or sleep, like a fly, till the return of spring. " Indeed in the morning the Duke hunts," — mark that Duke, and two Sons he has. " But my malicious stars have so contrived it, that I am no more a sportsman than a game- ster. There are no men of learning in the whole Country ; on the contrary, it is a character they despise. A man of quality caught me, the other day, reading a Latin Author ; and asked me, with an air of contempt. Whether I was designed for the Church ? All this would be tolerable if I was not doomed to converse with a set of English, who are still more ignorant than the French ; and from whom, with my utmost endeavors, I cannot be absent six hours in the day. Lord " Blank — Bal- timore, or Heaven-knows-who, — " is the only one among them who has common sense ; and he is so scandalously debauched, in his principles as well as practice, that his conversation is equally shocking to my morals and my reason." — Could not one contrive to get away from them ; to Soissons, for exam- ple, to see business going on ; and the Terrestrial Balance settling itself a little ? <^My only improvement here is in the company of the Duke," who is a truly distinguished Duke to his bad Country ; " and in the exercise of the Academy," — of Horsemansliip, or what ? "I have been absent from the latter near three weeks, by reason of a sprain I got in the sinews of my leg. My duty to my dear Mother ; I hope you and she continue well. I am, Sir, your dutiful Son. — G. L." ^ These poor Lorrainers are in a bad way ; their Country all trampled to pieces by France, in the Louis-Fourteenth and still earlier times. Indeed, ever since the futile Siege of Metz, where we saw the great Kaiser, Karl V., silently weeping because he could not recapture Metz,^ the French have been ^ The Works of Lord George Lyttdton, by Ayecough (Loudon, 1776), iii. 21& • Antea, vol. v. p. 211. 570 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book Vr. July, 1728. busy with this poor Country ; — new sections of it dipt away by them; '•military roads through it, ten miles broad/' bar- gained for ; its Dukes oftenest in exile, especially the Father of this present Duke : ^ — and they are now waiting a good opportunity to swallow it whole, while the people are so busy witli quadrille parties. The present Duke, returning from exile, found his Land in desolation, much of it " running fast to wild forest again ; " and he has signalized himself by unwearied efforts in every direction to put new life into it, which have been rather successful. Lyttelton, we perceive, finds improvement in his company. The name of this brave Duke is Leopold ; age now forty-nine ; life and reign not far from done : a man about whom even Voltaire gets into en- thusiasm. ** The Court and Country of Lorraine, under Duke Leopold, will prove to deserve this brief glance from Lyttelton and us. Two sons Duke Leopold has : the elder, Franz, now about twenty, is at Vienna, with the highest outlooks there : Kaiser Karl is his Father's cousin-german ; and Kaiser Karl's young Daughter, high beautiful Maria Theresa, — the sublimest maiden now extant, — yes, this lucky Franz is to have her : what a prize, even without Pragmatic Sanction ! With the younger son, Karl of Lorraine, Lyttelton may have made 1 A famed Soldier in his day ; under Kaiser Leopold, " the little Kaiser in red stockings," one of whose Daughters he had to wife. He was at the Kes- cue of Vienna (Sobieski's), and in how many far fiercer services; his life wa.s but a battle and a march. Here is his famed Letter to the Kaiser, when death suddenly called. Halt ! " Wels near Linz on the Donau, 17th April, 1690. "Sacred Ma.testy, — According to your Orders, I set out from Inn- spruck to come to Vienna ; but I am stopped here by a Greater Master. I go to render account to Him of a life which I had wholly consecrated to you. Eemember that I leave a Wife with whom you are concerned [qui vous touche, — who is your lawful Daughter] ; Children to whom I can bequeath nothing but my sword ; and Subjects who are under Oppression. " Charles of Lorraine." (He'nault, Abregg' Chromlogique, Paris, 1775, p. 850). — Charles "V." the French uniformly call this one ; Charles " IV." the Germans, who, I con- elude, know better. * Siecle de Louis XIV. ((Euvres, xxvi. 95-97) ; Hubner, t. 281. Chap. V. CONGRESS OF SOISSONS. 671 Oct. 1728. acquaintance, if he cared : a lad of .sixteen ; by and by an Aus- trian General, as his father had been ; General much noised of whom we shall often see beaten, in this world, at the head of men. — But let us now get to Soissons itself, skipping an intermediate Letter or two : — To Sir Thomas Lyttelton, Bart., at Haglpy. " Soissons, 28th October," 1728. " I thank you, my dear Sir, for complying so much with my inclinations as to let me stay some time at Soissons : but as you have not lixed how long, I wait for farther orders. '' One of my chief reasons for disliking Luneville was the multitude of English there ; who, most of them, were such worthless fellows that they were a dishonor to the name and Nation. With these I was obliged to dine and sup, and pass a great part of my time. You may be sure I avoided it as much as possible ; but malgre moi I suffered a great deal. To prevent any comfort from other people, they had made a law among themselves, not to admit any foreigner into their company : so that there was nothing but English talked from June to January. — On the contrary, my coimtrymen at Sois- sons are men of virtue and good sense ; they mix perpetually with the French, and converse for the most part in that lan- guage. I will trouble you no more upon this subject : but give me leave to say that, however capricious I may have been on other subjects, m-<^ sentiments in this particular are the strongest proofs I ever gave you of my strong and heredi- tary aversion to vice and folly. " Mr. Stanhope," our Minister, the Colonel or Brigadier-Gen- eral, " is always at Fontainebleau. I went with Mr. Poyntz," Poj'iitz not yet a dim figure, but a brilliant, who hints about employing me, "to Paris for four days, when the Colonel himself was there, to meet him ; he received me with great civility and kindness. We have done expecting Mr. Walpole," fixed he in the Court regions ; " who is obliged to keep strict guard over the Cardinal," sly old Fleury, " for fear the German ]\[inisters should take him from us. They pull and haul the poor old gentleman so many ways, that he does not know 572 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. Dec. 1728. •where to turn, or into whose arms to throw himself." Never fear him ! — ** Eipperda's escape to England," — grand Diplomatic bull- dog that was, who took refuge in Colonel Stanhope's at Madrid to no purpose, and kindled the sputtering at Gibraltar, is now got across to England, and will go to Morocco and farther, to no pui'pose, — " will very much embroil affairs ; which did not seem to want another obstacle to hinder them from com- ing to an accommodation. If the Devil is not very much wanting to his own interests in this Business, it is impossi- ble that the good work of Peace should go on much longer. After all, most young fellows are of his party ; and wish he may bring matters to a War; for they make but ill Ministers at a Congress, but would make good Soldiers in a Campaign. " No news from Madam " Blank " and her beloved Husband. Their unreasonable fondness for each other can never last : they will soon grow as cold to one another as the Town to The Beggars^ Opera.^^ And cannot warm again, you think ? " Pray Heaven I may prove a false prophet ; but Married Love and English Music are too domestic to continue long in favor." . . . November 20th, Soissons still. " This is one of the agree- ablest Towns in France. The people are infinitely obliging to strangers : we are of all their parties, and perpetually share with them in their pleasures. I have learnt more French since I came hither, than I should have picked up in a twelvemonth in Lorraine. ... " A fool with a majority on his side is the greatest tyrant in the world : " — how can I go back to loiter in Lorraine, honored Father, where fools are in such majority ? " Then the ex- traordinary civilities I receive from Mr. Poyntz : He has in a manner taken me into his family ; " will evidently make an Apprentice of me. " The first Packet that comes from Fon- tainebleau, I expect to be employed. Which is no small pleor sure to me : and will I hope be of service." . . . December 2Qth. " A sudden order to Mr. Poyntz has broken all my measures. He goes to-morrow to Paris, to stay there Chap. V. CONGRESS OF SOISSONS. 573 Dec. 1728. *'*'^ iu the room of Messrs. Stanhope and Walpole, who are on their return for England." Congress falling into complete languor, if we knew it ! But ought not I to accompany this friendly and distinguished Mr. Poyntz, "who has already given me papers to copy ; " — in fact I am setting off with him, honored Father! . . . " Prince Frederick's journey," — first arrival in England of dissolute Fred from Hanover, who had not been to Berlin to get married last summer, — ''was very secret: Mr. Poyntz did not hear of it till Friday last ; at least he had no public notice of it." Why should he ? " There will be fine struggling for places " in this Prince's new Household. " I hope my Brother will come in for one." ^ — But here we pull the string of the curtain upon Lyttelton, and upon his Congress falling into complete languor ; Congress destined, after dining for about a year more, to explode, in the Treaty of Seville, and to leave the Kaiser sitting horror-struck, solitary amid the wreck of Political Nature, — which latter, however, pieces itself together again for him and others. Be- neficent Treaty of Vienna was at last achieved ; Treaty and Treaties there, which brought matters to their old bearing again, — Austria united with the Sea-Powers, Pragmatic Sanc- tion accepted by them, subsidies again to be expected from them ; Baby Carlos fitted with his Apanages, in some tolerable manner ; and the Problem, with which Creation had groaned for some twenty years past, finally accomplished better or worse. Lyttelton himself will get a place in Prince Frederick's Household, and then lose it ; place in Majesty's Ministry at last, but not for a long while yet. He will be one of Prince Frederick's men, of the Carterets, Chesterfields, Pitts, who " patronize literature," and are in opposition to dark Walpole ; one of the " West-Wickham set ; " — and will be of the Oppo- sition party, and have his adventures in the world. Mean- while let him go to Paris with Mr. Poyntz ; and do his wisest there and elsewhere. 1 Ajscough's Lyttelton, iii. 200-231. 25.25 Vol. 1 574 DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1729. " Who 's dat who ride astride de pony, So long, so lean, so lank and bony ? Oh, he be de great orator, Little-ton-y." * For now we are round at Friedrich Wilhelm's Pomeranian Hunting again, in the New-year's time of 1729 ; and must look again into the magnanimous sick-room which ensued thereon ; where a small piece of business is going forward. What a magnanimous patient Friedrich Wilhelm was, in Fassmann's judgment, we know : but it will be good to show both sides of the tapestry, and let Wilhelmina also speak. The small busi- ness is only, a Treaty of Marriage for one of our Princesses : not Wilhelmina, but Louisa the next younger, who has been asked, and will consent, as appears. Fassmann makes a very touching scene of it. King is in bed, ill of his gout after that slaughter of the 3,602 wild swine : attendants are sitting round his Majesty, in the way we know ; Queen Sophie at his head, " Seckendorf and several others " round the bed. Letters arrive ; Princess Frederika Louisa, a very young Lady, has also had a Letter ; which, she sees by the seal, will be interesting, but which she must not herself open. She steps in with it ; " beautiful as an angel, but rather foolish, and a spoilt child of fifteen," says Wilhelmina : trips softly in with it ; hands it to the King. " Give it to thy Mother, let her read it," says the King. Mother reads it, with audible soft voice : Formal demand in marriage from the Serenity of Anspach, as foreseen. " Hearken, Louisa (Hore, Luise), it is still time," said the King : '' Tell us, wouldst thou rather go to Anspach, now, or stay Avith me ? If thou choose to stay, thou shalt want for nothing, either, to the end of thy life. Speak ! " — '•' At such unexpected question," says Fassmann, '•' there rose a fine blush over the Princess's face, who seemed to be at a loss for her answer. However, she soon collected herself ; kissed his Maj- esty's hand, and said : * Most gracious Papa, I will to Ans- 1 Caricature of 1741, on L\-ttelton's getting into the Ministry, with Car- teret, Chesterfield, Argyll, and the rest : see Phillimore's Lyttelton (London, 1845), i. 110; Johnson's Lives of the Poets, § Lyttelton; &c. &c. Chap. V. CONGRESS OF SOISSONS. 575 March, 1729. pach ! ' To which the King : ' Very well, then ; God give thee all happiness and thousand blessings ! — But hearken, Louisa,' the King's Majesty was pleased at the same time to add, ' We will make a bargain, thou and I. You have excellent Flour at Anspach (schones Mehl) ; but in Hams and Smoked Sausages you don't come up, either in quality or quantity, to us in this Country. Now I, for my pai-t, like good pastries. So, from time to time, thou shalt send me a box of nice flour, and I will keep thee in hams and sausages. Wilt thou, Louisa ? ' That the Princess answered Yea," says poor Fassmaun with the tear in his eye, *' may readily be supposed ! " Nay all that heard the thing round the royal bed there — simple humanities of that kind from so great a King — had almost or altogether tears in their eyes.^ This surely is a very touching scene. But now listen to Wilhelmina's account of another on the same subject, between the same parties. '' At table ; " no date indicated, or a wrong one, but evidently after this : in fact, we find it was about the beginning of March, 1729 ; and had sad consequences for Wilhelmina. " At table his Majesty told the Queen that he had Letters from Anspach ; the young Margraf to be at Berlin in May for his wedding ; that M. Bremer his Tutor was just coming with the ring of betrothal for Louisa. He asked my Sister, If that gave her pleasure ? and How she would regulate her house- keeping when married ? My Sister had got into the way of telling him whatever she thought, and home-truths sometimes, without his taking it ill. She answered with her customary frankness, That she would have a good table, which should be delicately served ; and, added she, ' which shall be better than yours. And if I have children, I will not maltreat them like you, nor force them to eat what they have an aversion to.' — * What do you mean by that ? ' replied the King : ' what is there wanting at my table ? ' — ' There is this wanting,' she said, * that one cannot have enough ; and the little there is consists of coarse potherbs that nobody can eat.' The King," as was not unnatural, '* had begun to get angry at her first answer : 1 Fassmann, pp. 393, 394. 576 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1729. this last put him quite in a fury ; but all his auger fell on my Brother and me. He first threw a plate at my Brother's head, ■who ducked out of the way ; he then let fly another at me, which I avoided in like manner. A hail-storm of abuse fol- lowed these first hostilities. He rose into a passion against the Queen ; reproaching her with the bad training she gave her children ; and, addressing my Brother : ' You have reason to curse your Mother,' said he, 'for it is she that causes your being an ill-governed fellow {un mal gouverne). I had a Pre- ceptor,' continued he, ' who was an honest man. I remember always a story he told me in my youth. There was a man, at Carthage, who had been condemned to die for many crimes he had committed. While they were leading him to execution, he desired he might speak to his Mother. They brought his Mother : he came near, as if to whisper something to her ; — and bit away a piece of her ear. I treat you thus, said he, to make you an example to all parents who take no heed to bring up their children in the practice of virtue ! — Make the appli- cation,' continued he, always addressing my Brother : and get- ting no answer from him, he again set to abusing us till he could speak no longer. We rose from table. As we had to pass near him in going out, he aimed a great blow at me with his crutch ; which, if I had not jerked away from it, would have ended me. He chased me for a while in his wheel-chair, but the people drawing it gave me time to escape into the Queen's chamber." ^ Poor Wilhelmina, beaten upon by Papa in this manner, takes to bed in miserable feverish pain, is ordered out by Mamma to evening party, all the same ; is evidently falling very ill. " 111 ? I will cure you ! " says Papa next day, and makes her swallow a great draught of wine. Which completes the thing : " declared small-pox," say all the Doctors now. So that Wilhelmina is absent thenceforth, as Fassmann already told us, from the magnanimous paternal sick-room ; and lies balefully eclipsed, till the paternal gout and some other things have run their course. " Small-pox ; what will Prince Fred think ? A perfect fright, if she do live ! " say the English ^ Wilhehnina, i. 159. Chap. VI. IMMINENCY OP WAR OR DUEL. 577 1729. Court-gossips in the interim. But we are now arrived at a very singular Prussian-English plieuomenon ; and ought to take a new Chapter. CHAPTER VI. IMMINENCY OF WAR OR DUEL BETWEEN THE BRITAKNIC AND PRUSSIAN MAJESTIES. The Double-Marriage negotiation hung fire, in the end of 1728 ; but everybody thought, especially Queen Sophie thought, it would come to perfection ; old Ilgen, almost the last thing he did, shed tears of joy about it. These fine outlooks re- ceived a sad shock in the Year now come ; when secret grudges burst out into open flame ; and Berlin, instead of scenic splen- dors for a Polish Majesty, was clangorous with note of prepa- ration for imminent War. Probably Queen Sophie never had a more agitated Summer than this of 1729. We are now arrived at that thrice-famous Quarrel, or almost Duel, of Fried- rich Wilhelm and his Britannic Brother-in-law little George II. ; and must try to riddle from those distracted Paper-masses some notice of it, not wholly unintelligible to the reader. It is loudly talked of, loudly, but alas also loosely to a degree, in all manner of dull Books; and is at once thrice-famous and extremely obscure. The fact is, Nature intended it for eter- nal oblivion; — and that, sure enough, would have been its fate long since, had not persons who were then thought to be of no importance, but are now seen to be of some, stood con^ nected with it more or less. Friedrich Wilhelm, for his own part, had seen in the death of George I. an evil omen from the English quarter ; and all along, in spite of transient appearances to the contrary, had said to himself, " If the First George, with his solemnities and tacit sublimities, was offensive now and then, what will the Second George be ? The Second George has been an offence 578 DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VL 1729. from the beginning ! " In which notions the Smoking Parlia- ment, vitally interested to do it, in these perilous Soissons times, big with the fate of the Empire and Universe, is assid- uous to confirm his Majesty. The Smoking Parliament, at Potsdam, at Berlin, in the solitudes of Wusterhausen, has been busy ; and much tobacco, much meditation and insinua- tion have gone up, in clouds more abstruse than ever, since the death of George I. It is certain, George II. was a proud little fellow ; very high and airy in his ways ; not at all the man to Friedrich Wilhelm's heart, nor reciprocally. A man of some worth, too ; " scrupulously kept his word," say the witnesses : a man always conscious to himself, '' Am not I a man of honor, then ? " to a punctilious degree. For the rest, courageous as a Welf ; and had some sense withal, — though truly not much, and indeed, as it were, none at all in comparison to what he supposed he had ! — One can fancy the aversion of the little dapper Koyalty to this heavy-footed Prussian Barbarian, and the Prussian Barbarian's to him. The bloody nose in child- hood was but a symbol of what passed through life. In return for his bloody nose, little George, five years the elder, had carried off Caroline of Anspach ; and left Friedrich Wilhelm sorrowing, a neglected cub, — poor honest Beast tragically shorn of his Beauty. Offences could not fail ; these two Cousins went on offending one another by the mere act of living simultaneously. A natural hostility, that between George II. and Friedrich Wilhelm ; anterior to Caroline of Anspach, and independent of the collisions of interest that might fall out between them. Enmity as between a glancing self-satisfied fop, and a loutish thick-soled man of parts, who feels himself the better though the less successful. House- Mastiff seeing itself neglected, driven to its hutch, for a tricksy Ape dressed out in ribbons, who gets favor in the drawing- room. George, I perceive by the very State-Papers, George and his English Lords have a provoking slighting tone towards Friedrich Wilhelm ; they answer his violent convictions, and thoroughgoing rapid proposals, by brief official negation, with Chap. VI. IMMINENCY OF WAR OR DUEL. 579i 1729. an air of superiority, — traces of a polite sneer perceptible occasionally. A mere Clown of a King, thinks George ; a mere gesticulating Coxcomb, thinks Friedrich Wilhelm. " Mein B ruder der Comiidiant, My Brother the Play- actor " (parti-col- ored Merry -Andrew, of a high-flying turn) ! was Friedrich Wil- helm 's private name for him, in after days. Which George repaid by one equal to it, " My Brother the Head-Beadle of the Holy Roman Empire," — " Erz-Sandstreuer,^^ who solemnly brings up the Sandbox (no blotting-paper yet in use) when the Holy Roman Empire is pleased to write. ^^ Erz-Sandstreuer, Arch-Sandbox-Beadle of the Heilige Romische Reich : " it is a lumbering nickname, but intrinsically not without felicity, and the wittiest thing I know of little George. Special cause of quarrel they had none that was of the least significance ; and, at this time, prudent friends were striving to unite them closer and closer, as the true policy for both ; English Townshend himself rather wishing it, as the best Prussian Officials eagerly did; Queen Sophie passionate for it; and only a purchased Grumkow, a Seckendorf and the Tobacco-Parliament set against it. The Treaty of Wuster- hausen was not known ; but the fact of some Treaty made or making, some Imperial negotiation always going on, was too evident; and Friedrich Wilhelm's partialities to the Kaiser and his Seckendorf could be a secret nowhere. Negotiation always going on, we say ; for such indeed was the case, — the Kaiser striving always to be loose again (leav- ing excellent reasons, a secret bargain to the contrary, to wit !) in regard to that Julich-and-Berg Succession ; proposing "sub- stitutes for Julich and Berg;" and Friedrich Wilhelm refus- ing to accept any imaginable substitute, anything but the article itself. So that, I believe, the Treaty of Wusterhausen was never perfectly ratified, after all ; but hung, for so many years, always on the point of being so. These are the uses of your purchased Grumkow, and of riding the length of a Terrestrial Equator keeping a Majesty in company. If, by a Double-Marriage with England, that intricate web of chi- canery had been once fairly slit in two, and new combinations formed, on a basis not of fast-and-loose, could it have been of 580 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. disadvantage to either of the Countries, or to either of their Kings ? — Real and grave causes for agreement we find ; real or grave causes for quarrel none anywhere. But light or im- aginary causes, which became at last effectual, can be enumer- ated, to the length of three or four. Cause First : The Hanover Joint-Heritages, which are not m a liquid State. First, the " Ahlden Heritage " was one cause of disagree- ment, which lasted long. The poor Mother of George II. and of Queen Sophie had left considerable properties ; ^' three mil- lion thalers," that is £900,000, say some ; but all was rather in an unliquid state, not so much as her Will was to be had. The Will, with a £10,000 or so, was in the hands of a certain Graf von Bar, one of her confidants in that sad imprisonment : " money lent him," BUsching says,^ " to set up a Wax-Bleach- ery at Cassel : " — and the said Count von Bar was off with it. Testamentary Paper and all ; gone to the Reichshofrath at Vienna, supreme Judges, in the Empire, of such matters. Who accordingly issued him a "Protection," to start with: so that when the Hanover people attempted to lay hold of the questionable wax-bleaching Count, at Frankfurt-on-Mayn, — secretly sending " a lieutenant and twelve men " for that ob- ject, — he produced Ms Protection Paper, and the lieutenant and twelve men had to hasten home again.^ Count von Bar had to be tried at law, — never ask with what results ; — and this itself was a long story. Then as to the other properties of the poor Duchess, question arises, Are they allodia, or are they feuda, — that is to say, shall the Son have them, or the Daughter ? In short, there was no end to questions. Fried- rich Wilhelm has an Envoy at Hanover, one Kannegiesser, laboring at Hanover, the second of such he has been obliged to send ; who finds plenty of employment in that matter. ^ Beitrage zur Lebensyeschichte denknmrdiger Personen (Halle, 1783-1789), i. 306, § Nussler. Some distracted fractions of Business Correspondence with this Bar, in Memoirs of Sophia Dorothea, — unintelligible as usual there. '■' Ibid. Chap. VI. IMMINENCY OF WAR OR DUEL. 581 1729. *"My Brother the Comodiant quietly put liis Father's Will in his pueket, 1 have heard j and paid uo regard to it (except what he was compelled to pay, by Chesterfield and others; ; will he do the like with his poor Mother's Will ? " Patience, your Majesty : he is not a covetous man, but a self-willed and a proud, — always conscious to himself that he is the soul of honor, this poor Brother Kiiig ! Nay withal, before these testamentary l)ickerings are set- tled, here has a new Joint-Heritage fallen : on which may rise discussions. Poor Uncle Ernst of Osnabriick — to whom George I., chased by Death, went galloping for shelter that night, and who could only weep over his poor Brother dead — has not survived him many months. The youngest Brother of the lot is now gone too. Electress Sophie's Seven are now all gone. She had six sons : four became Austrian soldiers, three of whom perished in war long since ; the other three, the Bishop, the King, the eldest of the Soldiers, have all died within two years (1726-1728) : ^ Sophie Charlotte, " Eepubli- can Queen" of Prussia, Friedrich Wilhelm's Mother, whom we knew long since, was the one Daughter. Her also Uncle Ernst saw die, in his youth, as we may remember. They are all dead. And now the Heritages are to settle, at least the recent part of them. Let Kannegiesser keep his eyes open. Kannegiesser is an expert high-mannered man ; but said to be subject to sharpness of temper ; and not in the best favor with the Hanover people. That is Cause first. Cause Second : the Troubles of Mecklenburg. Then, secondly, there is the business of Mecklenburg ; de- plorable Business for Mecklenburg, and for everybody within wind of it, — my poor readers included. Readers remember — what reader can ever forget ? — that extraordinary Duke of Mecklenburg, the " Unique of Husbands," as we had to call him, who came with his extraordinary Duchess, to wait on her Uncle Peter, the Russian (say rather Samoeidic) Czar, at Mag- 1 Michaelis, i. 153. See Feder, Kurjurstinn Sophie ; Hoppe, Geschichte der Stadt Hannover ; &c. 582 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1729. deburg, a clozeu years ago ? We feared it was in the fates we might meet that man again ; and so it turns out ! The Unique of Husbands has proved also to be the unluckiest of Misgov- erning Dukes in his Epoch; and spreads mere trouble all round him. Mecklenburg is in a bad way, this long while, especially these ten years past. " Owing to the Charles- Twelfth Wars,'' or whatever it was owing to, this unlucky Duke had fallen into want of more money ; and impover- ished Mecklenburg alleged that it was in no condition to pay more. Almost on his accession, while the tar-barrels were still blazing, years before we ever saw him, he demanded new sub- vention from his Hitters (the " Squires " of the Country) ; subvention new in Mecklenburg, though common in other sovereign German States, and at one time in Mecklenburg too. The Eitters would not pay ; the Duke would compel them : Ritters appeal to Kaiser in Reichshofrath, who proves favora- ble to the Ritters. Duke still declines obeying Kaiser ; asserts that "he is himself in such matter the sovereign:" Kaiser fulminates what of rusty thunder he has about him ; to which the Duke, flung on his back by it, still continues contumacious in mind and tongue : and so between thunder and contumacy, as between hammer and stithy, the poor Country writhes pain- fully ever since, and is an affliction to everybody near it. For ten years past, the unluckiest of Misgoverning Dukes has been in utter controversy with his Ritters ; — at law with them before the Courts of the Empire, nay occasionally trying certain of them himself, and cutting off their heads ; getting Russian regiments, and then obliged to renounce Russian regiments ; — in short, a very great trouble to mankind there- abouts.^ So that the Kaiser in Reichshofrath, about the date indicated (Year 1719), found good to send military coercion on him ; and intrusted that function to the Hanover-Brunswick jjeople, to George I. more especially ; to whom, as Krels- Hauptmann (" Captain of the Circle," Circle of Lower-Saxony, where the contumacy had occurred), such function naturally fell. The Hanover Sovereignty, sending 13,000 men, horse, foot and artillery into Mecklenburg, soon did their function, 1 Michaelis, ii. 416^35. Chap. VI. IMMINENCY OF WAR OR DUEL. 583 1729. witli only some slight flourishes of fighting on the part of the contumacious Duke, — in which his chief Captain, one Schwerin, distinguishes himself : Kurt von Schwerin, whom we shall know better by and by, for he went into the Prussian service shortly after. Colonel von Schwerin did well what was in him ; but could not save a refractory Duke, against such odds. The contumacious Duke was obliged to fly his country ; — deposed, or, to begin with, suspended, a Brother of his being put in as interim Duke : — and the Unique of Hus- bands and paragon of Mismanaging Dukes lives about Dantzig ever since, on a Pension allowed him by his interim Brother ; contumacious to the last ; and still stirring up strife, though now with diminished means, Uncle Peter being now dead, and Kussian help much cut off. The Hanover Sovereignties did their function soon enough : but their ■•' expenses for it," these they have in vain demanded ever since. No money to be got from Mecklenbiu'g ; and Meck- lenburg owes us " ten tons of gold," — that is to say, 1,000,000 thalers, " ton " being the tenth part of a million in that coin. Hanover, therefore, holds possession — and has held ever since, with competent small military force — of certain Dis- tricts in Mecklenburg : Taxes of these will subsist our soldiery in the interim, and yield interest ; the principal once paid, we at once give them up ; principal, by these schedules, if you care to count them, is one million thalers (ten Tonnen Goldes, as above said), or about £150,000. And so it has stood for ten years past ; Mecklenburg the most anarchic of countries, owing to the kind of Ritters and kind of Duke it has. Poor souls, it is evident they have all lost their beaten road, and got among the ignes fatal and peat-pools : none knows the necessities and sorrows of this poor idle Duke himself ! In his young years, before accession, he once tried soldiering; served one cam- paign with Charles XII., but was glad to "return to Ham- burg " again, to the peaceable scenes of fashionable life there. ^ Then his Russian Unique of Wives: — his probable adven- 1 See German Spy (London, 1725, by Lediard, Biographer of Marlborough) for a lively picture of the then Hamburg, — resort of Northern Moneyed- Idleness, as well as of better things. 584 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VT. 1729. tiu-es, prior and subsequent, in Uucle Peter's sphere, can these have been pleasant to him ? The angry Ritters, too, their country had got much trampled to pieces in the Charles- Twelfth Wars, Stralsund Sieges : money seemed necessary to the Duke, and the Ritters were very scarce of it. Add, on both sides, pride and want of sense, with mutual anger going on crescendo ; and we have the sad phenomenon now visible : A Duke fled to Dantzig, anarchic Eitters none the better for his going ; Duke perhaps threatening to return, and muck flurrying his poor interim Brother, and stirring up the An- archies : — in brief, Mecklenburg become a house on fire, for behoof of neighbors and self. In these miserable brabbles Friedrich Wilhelm did not hitherto officially interfere ; though not uninterested in them ; being a next neighboi', and even, by known treaties, " event- ual heir," should the Mecklenburg Line die out. But we know he was not in favor with the Kaiser, in those old years ; so the military coercion had been done by other hands, and he had not shared in the management at all. He merely watched the course of things ; always advised the Duke to submit to Law, and be peaceable ; was sometimes rather sorry for him, too, as would appear. Last year, however (1728), — doubtless it was one of Seck- endorf 's minor measures, done in Tobacco-Parliament, — Fried- rich Wilhelm, now a pet of the Kaiser's, is discovered to be fairly concerned in that matter ; and is conjoined with the Hanover-Brunswick Commissioners for Mecklenburg; Kaiser specially requiring that his Prussian Majesty shall "help in executing Imperial Orders " in the neighboring Anarchic Country. Which rather huffed little George, — hitherto, since, his Father's death, the principal, or as good as sole Commissioner, — if so big a Britannic Majesty could be huffed by paltry slights of that kind ! Friedrich Wilhelm, who has much meditated Mecklenburg, strains his intellect, sometimes to an intense degree, to find out ways of settling it: George, who has never cared to meditate it, nor been able if he had, is capable of sniffing scornfully at Friedrich Wilhelm's projects on the matter, and dismissing them as CnAP. VI IMMINENCY OF WAR OR DUEL. 585 I72y. mconshine.^ To a wise much-meditative House-Mastiff, can that be pleasant, from an unthinking dizened creature of the Ape species ? The troubles of Mecklenburg, and discrepai> cies thereupon, are capable of becoming a second source of quarrel. Causes Third and Fourth ; — and Cause Fifth, worth all the Others. Cause third is the old story of recruiting ; a standing cause between Prussia and all its neighbors. And the fourth cause is the tiniest of all : the '' Meadow of Clamei." Meadow of Clamei, some square yards of boggy ground ; which, after long study, one does find to exist in the obscurest manner, dis- coverable in the best Maps of Germany, — some twenty miles south of the Elbe river, on the boundary between Hanover- Luneburg and Prussia-Magdeburg, dubious on which side of the boundary. Lonesome unknown Patch of Meadow, lying far amid peaty wildernesses in those Salzwedel regions : unknown to all writing mortals as yet ; but which threatens, in this summer of 1729, to become famous as Runnymead among the Meadows of History ! And the fifth cause — In short, there was no real " cause " of the least magnitude ; the effect was produced by the combination of many small and imaginary ones. For if there is a will to quarrel, we know there is a way. And perhaps the fifth namable cause, in efficiency worth all the others together, might be found in the Debates of the Smoking Parliament that season, were the Journal of its Proceedings extant ! We gather symptoms, indisputable enough, of very diligent elaborations and insinua- tions there ; and conclude that to have been the really effective cause. Clouds had risen between the two Courts ; but except for the Tobacco-Parliament, there never could have thunder come from them. Very soon after George's accession there began clouds to rise ; the perfectly accomplished little George assuming a ^ Dubourgay Despatches and the Answers to them (more than once). 586 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT Book VI. 1729. severe and high air towards his rustic Brother-in-Law. ''We cannot stand these Prussian enlistments and encroachments; rectify these, in a high and severe manner ! " says George to his Hanover Officials. George is not warm on his throne till there comes in, accordingly, from the Hanover Officials a Complaint to that effect, and even a List of Hanoverian subjects Avho are, owing to various injustices, now serving in the Prussian ranks : " Your Prussian Majesty is requested to return us these men ! " This List is dated 22d January, 1728 ; George only a few months old in his new authority as yet. The Prussian Majesty grumbles painfully responsive: "Will, with eager- ness, do whatever is just ; most surely ! But is his Britannic Majesty aware ? Hanover Officials are quite misinformed as to the circumstances ; " — and does not return any of the men. Merely a pacific grumble, and nothing done in regard to the complaints. Then there is the Meadow of Clamei which we spoke of : " That belongs to Brandenburg, you say ? Nevertheless the contiguous parts of Hanover have rights upon it. Some ' eight cart-loads of hay,' worth say almost £5 or £10 sterling : who is to mow that grass, I wonder ? " — Friedrich Wilhelm feels that all this is a pettifogging vexa- tious course of procedure ; and that his little Cousin the Comodiant is not treating him very like a gentleman. "Is he, your Majesty ! " suggests the Smoking Parliament. — About the middle of March, Dubourgay hears Borck, an Official not of the Grumkow party, sulkily commenting on ''the constant hostility of the Hanover Ministry to us " in all manner of points ; — inquires withal. Could not Mecklenburg be some- how settled, his Prussian Majesty being somewhat anxious upon it ? ^ Anxious, yes : his poor Majesty, intensely medi- tative of such a matter in the night-watches, is capable of springing out of bed, with an " Eureka ! I have found what will do ! " and demanding writing materials. He writes or dictates in his shirt, the good anxious Majesty ; despatches his Eureka by estafette on the wings of the wind : and your 1 Despatch, 17th March, 1729. Chap. VI. IMMINENCY OF WAR OR DUEL. 587 1729. Towusliend, your w?zmeditative George, receives it with curt official negative, and a polite sueer.^ A few weeks farther on, this is what the Newspapers report of Mecklenburg, in spite of his Prussian Majesty's desire to have some mercy shown the poor infatuated Duke : " The Elector of Hanover and the Duke of Brunswick-Wolfenbiittel," his Britannic Majesty and Squire in that sad business, '' refuse to withdraw their forces out of Mecklenburg, or part with the Chest of the Revenues thereof, until an entire satisfaction be given them for the arrears of the Charges they have been at in putting the Sentence of the Aulic Council [Kaiser's Reichs- hofnith and rusty thunder] into execution against the said Duke." 2 Matters grew greatly worse when George paid his first Visit to Hanover in character of King, early in the Summer of 1729. Part of his road lies through Prussian Territory : " Shall he have free post-horses, as his late Majesty was wont ? " asks the Prussian Official person. " If he write to request them, yes," answers Friedrich Wilhelm ; <' if he don't write, no." George does not write ; pays for his post-horses ; — flourishes along to Hanover, in absolute silence towards his clownish Brother-in-Law. You would say he looks over the head of him, as if there were no such clown in existence ; — he has never yet so much as notified his arrival. " What is this ? There exists no Prussia, then, for little George ? " Friedrich Wil- helm's inarticulate, inter jectionary utterances, in clangorous metallic tone, we can fancy them, now and then ; and the Tobacco-Parliament is busy ! British Minister Dubourgay, steady old military gentleman, who spells imperfectly, but is intent to keep down mischief, writes at last to Hanover, sub- missively suggesting, " Could not, as was the old wont, some notification of the King's arrival be sent hither, which would console his Prussian Majesty ? " To which my Lord Towns- hend answers, "■ Has not been the custom, I am informed 1 Dubourgay, 12th-14th April, 1729 ; and the Answer from St. James's. ' Salmon's CkronoJorjical Historian (London, 1748, — a Book never to be quoted without caution), ii. 216; — date (translated into new style), lOtb July, 1729. 586 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1729. \^ii-ro7ig informed, your Lordship] ; not necessary in the cir- cumstances." Which is a high course between neighbors and royal gentlemen and kinsfolk. The Prussian Court here- upon likewise shuts its lips ; no mention of the Hanoverian Court, not even by her Majesty and to Englishmen, for several weeks past.^ Some inarticulate metallic growl, in pri- vate, at dinner or in the Tabaks-Collegium : the rest is trucu- lent silence. Nor are our poor Hanover Recruits (according to our List of Pressed Hanoverians) in the least sent back ; nor the Clamei Meadows settled ; " Big Meadow " or " Little one," both of which the Brandenburgers have mown in the mean time. Hanover Pressed men not coming home, — I think, not one of them, — the Hanover Officials decide to seize such Prussian Soldiers as happen to be seizable, in Hanover Territory. The highway in that border-country runs now on this side of the march, now on that ; — watch well, and you will get Prussian Soldiers from time to time ! Which the Hanover people do ; and seize several, common men and even officers. Here is once more a high course of proceeding. Here is coal to raise smoke enough, if well blown upon, — which, with Seckendorf and Grumkow working the bellows, we may well fancy it was ! But listen to what follows, independently of bellows. On the 28th June, 1729, hay lying now quite dry upon the Meadow of Clamei, lo, the Bailiff of Hanoverian Biihlitz, — Unpicturesque Traveller will find the peat-smoky little Village of Biihlitz near by a dusty little Town called Liichow, midway from Hamburg to Magdeburg ; altogether peaty, mossy coun- try ; in the Salzwedel district, where used to be Wendic popu- lations, and a Marck or Border Fortress of Salzwedel set up against them : — Bailiff of Biihlitz, I say, sallies forth with sev- eral carts, with all the population of the Village, with a troop of horse to escort, and probably flags flying and some kind of drums beating ; — publicly rakes together the hay, defiant of the Prussian Majesty and all men ; loads it on his carts, and rolls home with it ; leaving to the Brandenburgers nothing but stubble and the memory of having mown for Hanover to eat 1 Dubourgay. Chap. VI. IMMINENCY OF WAR OR DUEL. 589 28th June, 1729. This is the 28th June, 1729 ; King of Prussia is now at Magde- burg, reviewing his troops ; within a hundred miles of these contested quag-countries : who can blame him that he flames up now into clear blaze of royal indignation? The corre- spondence henceforth becomes altogether lively : but in the Britannic Archives there is nothing of it, — Dubourgay hav- ing received warning from my Lord Townshend to be alto- gether ignorant of the matter henceforth, and let the Hanover Officials manage it. His Prussian Majesty returns home in the most tempestuous condition. We may judge what a time Queen Sophie had of it ; what scenes there were with Crown-Prince Friedrich and Wilhel- mina, in her Majesty's Apartment and elsewhere ! Friedrich Wilhelm is fast mounting to the red-hot pitch. The buUy- ings, the beatings even, of these poor Children, love-sick one of them, are lamentable to hear of, as all the world has heard : — " Disobedient unnatural whelps, biting the heels of your poor old parent mastiff in his extreme need, what is to be done with you ? " Fritz he often enough beats, gives a slap to with his rattan ; has hurled a plate at him, on occasion, when bad topics rose at table ; nay at Wilhelmina too, she says : but the poor children always ducked, and nothing but a little noise and loss of crockery ensued. Fritz he deliberately de- tests, as a servant of the Devil, incorrigibly rebelling against the paternal will, and going on those dissolute courses : a silly French cockatoo, suspected of disbelief in Scripture ; given to nothing but fifing and play-books ; who will bring Prussia and himself to a bad end. " God grant he do not fin- ish on the gallows ! " sighed the sad Father once to Grumkow. The records of these things lie written far and wide, in the archives of many countries as well as in Wilhelmina's Book. To me there was one undiplomatic reflection continually present : Heavens, could nobody have got a bit of rope, and hanged those two Diplomatic swindlers ; clearly of the scoun- drel genus, more than common pickpockets are ? Thereby had certain young hearts, and honest old ones too, escaped being broken ; and many a thing might have gone better than it did. Jarni-Bleu, Herr Feldzeugmeister, though you are an 590 DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. July, 1729. orthodox Protestant, this thousand-fold perpetual habit of dis- tilled lying seems to me a bad one. I do not blame an old military gentleman, with a brow so puckered as yours, for having little of the milk of human kindness so called : but this of breaking, by force of lies merely, and for your own uses, the hearts of poor innocent creatures, nay of grinding them slowly in the mortar, and employing their Father's hand to do it withal ; this — Herr General, forgive me, but there are moments when I feel as if the extinction of probably the intensest scoundrel of that epoch might have been a satis- factory event I — Alas, it could not be. Seckendorf is lying abroad for his Kaiser ; '' the only really able man we have," says Eugene sometimes. Snuffles and lisps ; and travels in all, as they count, about 25,000 miles, keeping his Majesty in company. Here are some glimpses into the interior, dull but at first-hand, which are worth clipping and condensing from Dubourgay, with their dates : — 30t7i July, 1729. To the respectable old Brigadier, this day or yesterday, "her Majesty, all in tears, complained of her situation : King is nigh losing his senses on account of the differences with Hanover ; goes from bed to bed in the night- time, and from chamber to chamber, 'like one whose brains are turned.' Took a fit, at two in the morning, lately, to be off to Wusterhausen : " — about a year ago Seckendorf and Grumkow had built a Lodge out there, where his Majesty, when he liked, could be snug and private with them : thither his Majesty now rushed, at two in the morning ; but seem- ingly found little assuagement. "Since his return, he gives himself up entirely to drink : — Seckendorf," the snuffling Belial, " is busy, above ground and below ; has been heard saying He alone could settle these businesses, Double-Marriage and all, would her Majesty but trust him ! " — " The King will not suffer the Prince-Eoyal to sit next his Majesty at table, but obliges him to go to the lower end; where things are so ordered," says the sympathetic Dubour- gay, " that the poor Prince often rises without getting one bit," — woe 's me ! " Insomuch that the Queen was obliged two days ago [28th July, 1729, let us date such an occur- Chap. VI. LMMINENCY OF WAR OR DUEU 591 July, 1729. reuce] to send, by one of the servants who could be trusted, a Box of cold fowls and other eatables for his Royal High- ness's subsistence ! " * In the first blaze of the outrage at Clamei^ Friedrich Wil- helm's ardent mind suggested to him the m-ethod of single combat : defiance of George, by cartel. To give the satisfaction of a gentleman. There have been such instances on the part of Sovereigns ; though they are rare : Karl Ludwig of the Pfalz, Winter-king's Son, for example, did, as is understood, challenge Turenne for burning the Pfalz {first burning that poor country got) ; but nothing came of it, owing to Turenne's prudence. Friedrich Wilhelm sees well that it all comes from George's private humor : Why should human blood be shed except George's and mine ? Friedrich Wilhelm is decisive for sending off the cartel ; he has even settled the particulars, and sees in his glowing poetic mind how the transaction may be : say, at Hildesheim for place ; Derschau shall be my sec- ond ; Brigadier Sutton (if anybody now know such a man) may be his. Seconds, place and general outline he has schemed out, and fixed, so far as depends on one party ; will fairly fence and fight this insolent little Royal Gentleman ; give the world a spectacle (which might have been very wholesome to the world) of two Kings voiding their quarrel by duel and fair personal fence. In England the report goes, " not without foundation," think Lord Hervey and men of sarcastic insight in the higher cir- cles. That it was his Britannic Majesty who "sent or would have sent a challenge of single combat to his Prussian Maj- esty," the latter being the passive party ! Report flung into an inverse posture, as is liable to happen ; " going " now with its feet uppermost ; " not without foundation," thinks Lord Hervey. " But whether it [the cartel] was carried and re- jected, or whether the prayers and remonstrances of Lord Townshend prevented the gauntlet being actually thrown down, is a point which, to me [Lord Hervey] at least, has never been cleared." ^ 1 Dubourgay, 30th July, 1729. 2 Lord Hervey, Memoirs of George II. (London, 1848), i. 127. 592 D0UBLE-MAKRL4GE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 9th Aug. 1729. The Prussian Ministers, no less than Townshend would, feel well that this of Duel will never do. Astonishment, flebile ludibr'uun, tragical tehee from gods and men, will come of the Duel ! But how to turn it aside ? For the King is determined. His truculent veracity of mind points out this a,s the real way for him ; reasoning, entreating are to no pur- pose. " The true method, I tell you ! As to the world and its cackling, — let the world cackle ! " At length Borck hits on a consideration : '' Your Majesty has been ill lately ; hand perhaps not so steady as usual ? Now if it should turn out that youj Majesty proved so inferior to yourself as to — Good Heavens ! " This, it is said, was the point that staggered his Majesty. Tobacco-Parliament, and Borck there, pushed its advantage : the method of duel (prevalent through the early part of July, I should guess) was given up.^ Why was there no Hansard in that Institution of the Country ? Patience, idle reader ! We shall get some scraps of the Debates on other subjects, by and by. — But hear Dubourgay again, in the absence of Morning Newspapers : — August 9th, 1729. " Berlin looks altogether warlike. At Magdeburg they are busy making ovens to bake Ammunition- bread ; Artillery is getting hauled out of the Arsenal here ; " all is clangor, din of preparation. " It is said the King will fall on Mecklenburg ; " can at once, if he like. '' These in- tolerable usages from England [Seckendorf is rumored to have said], can your Majesty endure them forever ? Why not marry the Prince-Royal, at once, to another Princess, and have done with them ! " — or words to that effect, as reported by Court- rumor to her Majesty and Dubourgay. And there is a Princess talked of for this Match, Russian Princess, little Czar's Sister (little Czar to have Wilhelmina, Double-Marriage to be with Russia, not with England) ; but the little Czar soon died, little Czar's Sister went out of sight, or I know not what happened, and only brief rumor came of that. As for the Crown-Prince, he has not fallen desperate ; no j but appears to have strange schemes in him, deep under cover. 1 Bielfeld, Lettres familieres et autres (Second edition, 2 vols. Leide, 17P7), i. ir. U8. Chjlp. VI. IMMINENCY OF WAR OR DUEL. 593 •th Aug. 1790. '' He has srid to a confidant [Wilhelmina it is probable], ' As to Lis ill-treatment, he well knew how to free himself of that [will fly to foreign parts, your Highness ?], and would liave done so long since, were it not for his Sister, upon whom the whole weight of his Father's resentment would then fall. Happen what will, therefore, he is resolved to share with her all the hardships which the King his Father may be pleased to put upon her.' " ^ Means privately a flight to England, IXibourgay sees, and in a reticent diplomatic way is glad to see. I possess near a dozen Hanoverian and Prussian Despatches upon this strange Business ; but should shudder to inflict them on any innocent reader. Clear, grave Despatches, very brief and just, especially on the Prussian side : and on a matter too, which truly is not lighter than any other Despatch matter of that intrinsically vacant Epoch : — reader, would I could bury all vacant talk and writing whatsoever, as I do these poor Despatches about the " eight cart-loads of hay " ! Fried- rich Wilhelm is fair-play itself ; will do all things that Earth or Heaven can require of him. Only, he is much in a hurry withal ; and of this the Hanover Oflicials take advantage, perhaps vmconsciously, to keep him in provocation. He lies awake at night, his heart is sore, and he has fled to drink. Towards the middle of August, — here again is a phenomenon, — " he springs out of bed in the middle of night," has again an Eureka as to this of Clamei : " Eureka, I see now what will bring a settlement ! " and sends off post-haste to Kannegiesser at Hanover. To Kannegiesser, — Herr Reichenbach, the spe- cial Envoy in this matter, being absent at the moment, gone to the Gbhrde, I believe, where Britannic Majesty itself is : but Kannegiesser is there, upon the Ahlden Heritages ; ac- quainted with the ground, a rather precise official man, who will serve for the hurry we are in. Post-haste ; dove with olive-branch cannot go too quick ; — Kannegiesser applying for an interview, not with the Britannic Majesty, who is at Gohrde, hunting, but with the Hanover Council, is — refused admittance. Here are Herr Kannegiesser's official Reports ; 1 Dubourgay, 11th AugTist, 1729. 094 DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 15th Aug. 1729. which will themselves tell the rest of the story, thank Heaven : — To his Pmissian Majesty (from Herr Kannegiesser). No. 1. " Bone at Hanover, 15th August, 1729. " On the loth day of August, at ten o'clock in the morning, I received T^vo Orders of Council [these are The Eureka, never ask farther what they are] ; despatched on the 13th instant at seven in the evening ; whereupon I immediately went to the Council-chamber here ; and informed the Herr von Hartoff, Private Secretary, who met me in a room adjoining, ' That, having something to propose to his Ministry [now sitting de- liberative in the interior here ; something to propose to his Ministry] on the part of the Prussian Ministers, it was neces- sary I should speak to them.' Herr von Hartoff, after having reported my demand, let me know, 'He had received orders from the Ministry to defer what I had to say to another time.' ** I replied, * That, since I could not be allowed the honor of an audience at that time, I thought myself obliged to acquaint him I had received an Order from Berlin to apply to the Ministry of this place, in the name of the Ministers of Prussia, and make the most pressing instances for a speedy Answer to a Letter lately delivered to them by Herr Hofrath Reichen- bach [my worthy Assistant here ; Answer to his Letter in the first place] ; and to desire that the Answer might be lodged in my hands, in order to remit it with safety.' " Herr von Hartoff returned immediately to the Council- chamber ; and after having told the Ministers what I had said, brought me the following answer, in about half-a-quarter of an hour [seven minutes by the watch] : ' That the Ministers of this Court would not fail answering the said Letter as soon as possible ; and would take care to give me notice of it, and send the Answer to me.' " That was all that the punctual Kannegiesser could get out of them. " But," continues he, " not thinking this reply sufficient, I added, * That delays being dangerous, I would come again the next day for a more precise answer.' " Crap. VI. IMMINENCY OF WAR OR DUEL. 595 18th Aug. 1729. Rather a high-mannered positive man, this Kannegieoser, of the Alilden Heritages ; not without sharpness of temper, if the Hanover Officials drive it too far. No. 2. — " ^< Hanover, Wtli August, 1729. " According to the orders received from the King my Master, and pursuant of my promise of yesterday, I went at noon this day to the Castle (Schloss), for the purpose of making ap- pearance in the Council-chamber, where the Ministers were assembled. " I let them know I was there, by Von Hartoff, Privy Secre- tary ; and, in the mildest terms, desired to be admitted to speak with them. Which was refused me a second time ; and the following answer delivered me by Von Hartoff : ' That since the Prussian Ministers had intrusted me with this Com- mission, the Ministers of this Court had directed him to draw up my yesterday's Proposals in writing, and report them to the Council.' " Whereupon I said, ' I could not conceive any reason why I was the only person who could not be admitted to audience. That, however, as the Ministers of this Court were pleased to authorize him, Herr von Hartoff, to receive my Proposals, I was obliged to tell him,' as the first or preliminary point of my Commission, ' I had received orders to be very pressing with the said Ministers of this Court, for an Answer to a Letter from the Prussian Ministry, lately delivered by Herr Lega- tionsrath von Reichenbach ; and finding that the said Answer was not yet finished, I would stay two days for it, that I might be more secure of getting it. But that then I should come to put them in mind of it, and desire audience in order to acquit myself of the rest of my Commission.' " The Privy Secretary dj-ew up what I said in writing. Immediately afterwards he reported it to the Ministry, and brought me this answer : ' That the Ministers of this Court would be as good as their word of yesterday, and answer the above-mentioned Letter with all possible expedition.' After which we parted." 596 DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VL 18th Aug. 172a No. 3. — "At Hanover, 17th August, 1729. " At two in the afternoon, this day, Herr von Hartoff came to my house ; and let me know ' He had business of conse- quence from the Ministry, and that he would return at five.' By my direction he was told, * I should expect him,' *' At the time appointed he came ; and told me, ' That the Ministers of the Court, understanding from him that I de- signed to ask audience to-morrow, did not doubt but my busi- ness would be to remind them of the Answer which I had demanded yesterday and the day before. That such applica- tions were not customary among sovereign Princes ; that they,' the Ministers, ' dared not treat farther in that affair with me ; that they desired me not to mention it to them again till they had received directions from his Britannic Majesty, to whom they had made their report ; and that as soon as they received their instructions, the result of these should be communicated to me.' " To this I replied, ' That I did not expect the Ministers of this Court would refuse me the audience which I designed to ask to-morrow ; and that therefore I would not fail of being at the Council-chamber at eleven, next day,' according to bar- gain, ' to know their answer to the rest of my Proposals.' — Secretary Von Hartoff would not hear of this resolution ; and assured me positively he had orders to listen to nothing more on the subject from me. After which he left me." No. 4. — " 4« Hanover, ISth August, 1729. " At eleven, this day, I went to the Council-chamber, for the third time ; and desired Secretary Hartoff ' To prevail with the Ministry to allow me to speak with them, and communi- cate what the King of Prussia had ordered me to propose.' " Herr von Hartoff gave them an account of my request ; and brought me for answer, ' That I must wait a little, because the Ministers were not yet all assembled.' " Which I did. " But after having made me stay almost an hour, and after the President of the Council was come, Herr von Hartoff came out to me ; and repeated what he had said yesterday, in very posi- Chap. VI. IMMIXENCY OF WAli OR DUEL. 597 ISWi Aug. 1729. tive and absolute terms, ' That the Ministers were resolved not to see me, and had expressly forbid him taking any I'aper at my hands.' " To which I replied, * That this was very hard usage ; and the world would see how the King of Prussia would relish it. But having strict orders from his Majesty, my most gracious Master, to make a Declaration to the Ministers of Hanover in his name ; and finding Ilerr von Hartoff would neither receive it, nor take a copy of it, I had only to tell him that I was under the necessity of leaving it in writing, — and had brought the Paper with me,' " let Herr von Hartoff observe ! — " ' And that now, as the Council were pleased to refuse to take it, I was obliged to leave the said Declaration on a table in an adjoining room', in the presence of Herr von Hartoff and other Secretaries of the Council, whom I desired to lay it before the Ministry.' " After this I went home ; but had scarcely entered my apartment, when a messenger returned me the Declaration, still sealed as I left it, by order of the Ministers : and perceiv- ing I was not inclined to receive it, he laid it on my table, and immediately left the house." ^ Whereupon Kannegiesser, without loss of a moment, returns to Berlin, 19th August ; and reports progress. Sim2:)le honest Orson of a Prussian Majesty, what a be- painted, beribboned insulting Play-actor Majesty has he fallen in with ! — " Hm, so ? Hm, na ! " and I see the face of him, all colors of the prism, and eyes in a fine frenzy ; betoken- ing thunder}'- weather to some people ! Instantly he orders 44,000 men to get on march ; ^ and these instantly begin to stir ; small preparation needed, ever-ready being the word with 1 A Letter from an English Traveller to his Friend at London, relating to the Differences betw-ixt the Courts of Prussia and Hanover, with Copies of, &c. Translated from the French (London, A., Millar, at Buchanan's Head, 1730), pp. 29-.34. An excellent distinct little Pamphlet; very ex- planatory in this matter, — like the smallest ruslilight in a dark cellar of shot- lumber. ■-' Friedrich Wilhelm's "Manifesto" is in Mauvillon, ii. 210-215, dated "20th August, 1729" (the day after Ivannegiesser's return). 2G.26 Vol. 1 598 DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. Sept. 1720. them. From heavy guns, ammunition-wagons and draught- horses, down to the last buckle of a spatterdash, things are all ticketed and ready in his Majesty's country ; things, and still more evidently men. Within a Aveek, the amazed Gazetteers (Newspaper Editors we now call them) can behold the actual advent of horse, foot and artillery regiments at Magdeburg ; actual rendezvous begun, and with a frightful equable velocity going on day after day. On the 15th day of September, if Fate's almanac hold steady, there will be 44,000 of them ready there. Such a mass of potential-battle as George or the Hanover Officiality are — ready to fight ? Alas, far enough from that. Forces of their own they have, after a sort ; subsidized Hessians, Danes, these they can begin to stir up ; but they have not a regiment ready for fighting ; and have notldng, if all were ready, which this 44,000 cannot too probably sweep out of the world. I suppose little George must have exhibited some prismatic colors of countenance, too. This insulted Orson is swinging a tremendous club upon the little peruked ribboned high gentleman, prome- nading loftily in his preserves yonder ! The Prussian forces march, steady, continual; Cro^n-Prince Friedrich's regiment of Giants is on march, expressly under charge of Friedrich himself : — the young man's thoughts are not recorded for us ; only that he gets praise from his Father, so dexterous and per- fect is he with the Giants and their getting into gear. ISTor is there, says our Foreign Correspondent, the least truth in your rumor that the Prussian forces, officers or men, marched with bad will ; " conspicuously the reverse is the truth, as I myself can testify." ^ And his Britannic Majesty, now mak- ing a dreadful flutter to assemble as fast as possible, is like to get quite flung into the bogs by this terrible Orson I — What an amazement among the Gazetteers : thunder-clouds of war mounting up over the zenith in this manner, and blot- ting out the sun ; may produce an effect on the Congress of Soissons ? Presumably : and his Imperial Majesty, left sit- ting desolate on his Pragmatic Sanction, gloomily watching 1 Pamphlet cited above. Chap. VI. IMMINEXCY OF WAR OK DUEL. 599 Sept. 172y. events, may find something turn up to liis advantage ? Prus- sia and England are sufKciently in quarrel, at any rate ; per- haps almost too much. — The Pope, in these circumstances, did a curious thing. The Pope, having prayed lately for rain and got it, proceeds now, in the end of September, while such war-rumors are still at their height in Eome, to pray, or even do a Public Mass, or some other so-called Pontificality, " in the Chapel of Philip Xeri in the New Church," by way of still more effectual miracle. Prays, namely. That Heaven would be graciously pleased to foment, and blow up to the proper degree, this quarrel between the two chief Heretic Powers, Heaven's chief enemies, whereby Holy Eeligion might reap a good benefit, if it pleased Heaven. But, this time, the miracle did not go off according to program.^ For at this point, before the Pope had prayed, but while the troops and artillery were evidently all on march (" Such an artillery as I," who am • Kaiser's Artillery -Master, '^ for my poor part, never had the happiness to see before in any country," snuffles Seckendorf in the Smoking Parliament), and noAv swords are, as it were, drawn, and in the air make horrid circles, — the neighbors interfere : " Heavens ! put up your swords ! " — and the huge world-wide tumult suddenly (I think, in the very first days of this mouth September) collapses, sinks into something you can put into a snuff- box. Of course it could never come to actual battle, after all. Too high a pickle-herring tragedy that. Here is a Coviodiant not wanting to be smitten into the bogs ; an honest Orson who wants nothing, nor has ever wanted, but fair-play. Pair-play ; and not to be insulted on the streets, or have one's poor Hobby quite knocked from under- one ! — Neighbors, as we saj'", struck in ; France, Holland, all the neighbors, at this point : " Do it by arbitration ; Wolf enbiittel for the one, Sach- sen-Gotha for the other ; Commissioners to meet at Bruns- wick ! " And that, accordingly, was the course fixed upon ; 1 " Extract of a Letter from Rome, 24th September, 1729," in Townsheiid's Despatch, Whitehall, 10th October, 1729- 600 DOUBLE-MARRrAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VL Sept. 1729, and settlement, by that method, was accomplished, without difficulty, in some six months hence. -^ Whether Clamei was awarded to Hanover or to Brandenburg, I never knew, or how the hay of it is cut at this moment. I only know there was no battle on the subject ; though at one time there was like to be such a clash of battle as the old Markgraves never had with their old Wends; not if we put all their battlings into one. Seckendorf's radiant brow has to pucker itself again : this fine project, of boiling the Kaiser's eggs by setting the world on fire, has not prospered after all. The gloomy old villain came to her Majesty one day,^ while things were near the hottest; and said or insinuated. He was the man that could do these businesses, and bring about the Double-Marriage itself, if her Majesty were not so harsh upon him. Where- upon her Majesty, reporting to Dubourgay, threw out the hint, " What if we (that is, you) did give him a forty or fifty thou- sand thalers verily, for he will do anything for money ? " To which Townshend answers from the Gohrde,' to the effect : " Pooh, he is a mere bag of noxious futilities ; consists of gall mainl}^, and rusty old lies and crotchets ; breathing very copperas through those old choppy lips of his : let him go to the 1 " Next Spring, at the happy end of the Arbitra- tion, which he had striven all he could to mar and to retard, he fell quite ill ; took to his bed for two days, — colics, or one knows not what ; — " and I can't say I am very sorry for him," writes the respectable Dubourgay.^ On the 8th day of September, 1729, Friedrich Crown-Prince re-enters Potsdam ^ with his two battalions of Giants ; he has done so well, the King goes out from Berlin to see him march in with them ; rejoicing to find something of a soldier in the young graceless, after all. "The King distributed 100,000 thalers (£15,000) among his Army;" being well pleased with their behavior, and doubtless right glad to be out of such a Business. The Ahlden Heritages will now get liquidated ; Mecklenburg, — our Knyphausen, with the 1 16th April, 1730 (P^Grster, ii. 105). 2 Dubourgay, 30th July, 1729. 3 25th April, irso. * lb. 11th Sept. 1729. Chap. Vi. IMMINENCY OF WAK OR DUEL. 601 Sept. 172'J. Hanovpr Consorts, will settle Mecklenburg; and all shall be well again, we hope ! — The fact, on some of these points, turned out different ; but it was now of less importance. As to Ivnyphausen's pro- ceedings at Mecklenburg, after the happy Peace, they were not so successful as had been hoped. Xeed of quarrel, how- ever, between the Majesties, there henceforth was not in Mecklenburg; and if slight rufflings and collisions did ajise, it was not till after our poor Double-Marriage was at any rate quite out of the game, and they are without significance to us. But the truth is, though Knyphausen did his best, no settle- ment came ; nor indeed could ever come. Shall we sum up that sorry matter here, and wash our hands of it ? Troubles of Mecklenburg, for the last Time. Knyphausen, we say, proved futile ; nor could human wit have succeeded. The exasperated Duke was contumacious, irrational ; the two Majesties kept pulling different ways upon him. Matters grew from very bad to worse ; and Meck- lenburg continued long a running sore. Not many months after this (I think, still in 1729), the irrational Duke, having got money out of Russia, came home again from Dantzig ; to notable increase of the Anarchies in Mecklenburg, though without other result for himself. The irrational Duke proved more contumacious than ever, fell into deeper trouble than ever; — at length (1733) he made Proclamation to the Peas- antry to rise and fight for him ; who did turn out, with their biil-hooks and bludgeons, under Captains named by him, " to the amount of 18,000 Peasants," — with such riot as may be fancied, but without other result. So that the Hanover Com- missioners decided to seize the very Besidenz Cities (Schwerin and Domitz) from this mad Duke, and make the country cleai- of him, — his Brother being Interim Manager always, under countenance of the Commissioners. Which transac- tions, especially which contemplated seiziu-e of the Residence Cities, Friedrich Wilhelm, eventual heir, could not see with equanimity at all. But having no forces in the country, what 602 /)OUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1729, could he do ? Being " Joint-Commissioner " this long while past, though without armed interference hitherto, he privately resolves that he will have forces there ; the rather as the poor DuJce professes penitence, and flies to him for help. Poor soul, his Eussian Unique of Wives has just died, far enough away from him this long while past : what a life they have had, these two Uniques ! — Enough, "on the 19th of October, 1733, Lieutenant-Greneral Schwerin," — the same who was Colonel Schwerin, the Duke's chief Captain here, at the beginning of these troubles, now Lieutenant-General and a distinguished Prussian officer, — "marches into Mecklenburg with three regiments, one of foot, two of horse : " ^ he, doubtless, will help in quelling those Peas- ant and other Anarchies ? Privately his mission is most deli- cate. He is not to fight with the Hanoverians ; is delicately but effectually to shove them well away from the Eesidence Cities, and fasten himself down in those parts. Which the Lieu- tenant-General dexterously does. " A night's quarter here in Parchim," — such is the Lieutenant-General's request, polite but impressive, from the outskirts of that little Town, a Town essential to certain objects, and in fact the point he is aiming at : " night's quarter ; you cannot refuse it to this Prussian Company marching under the Kaiser's Commission ? " No, the Hanoverian Lieutenant of Foot dare not take upon him to refuse: — but next morning, he is himself invited to withdraw, the Prussians having orders to continue here in Parchim ! And so with the other points and towns, that are essential in the enterprise on hand. A dexterous Lieutenant-General this Schwerin : — his two Horse-Colonels are likewise men to be noted ; Colonel Wreech, with a charming young Wife, perhaps a too charming; Colonel Truchsess von Waldburg, known afterwards, with distinction, in London Society and widely otherwise. And thus, in the end of 1733, the Mecklenburg Eesidence Cities, happen what may, are secured for their poor irrational Duke. These things may slightly ruffle some tem- pers at Hanover; but it is now 1733, and our poor Double- Marriage is clean out of the game by that time ! — 1 Buchholz, i. 122, 142 ; ]Michaelis, ii. 433, 437. CnAP. VI. IMMINENCY OF WAR OR DUEL. 603 1729. The irrational Duke could not continue in his Residence Cities, with the Brother administering over him ; still proving contumacious, he needed absolutely to be driven out, to Wis- mar or I know not whither ; went wandering about for almost twenty years to come ; disturbed, and stirring up disturbance. Died 1747, still in that sad posture ; Interim Brother, with Posterity, succeeding.^ But Hanover and Prussia interfered no farther; the brother administered on his own footing, "supported by troops hired from Hamburg. Hanover and Prussia, 400 Hanoverians, 200 Prussians, merely retained hold of their respective Hypothecs [Districts held in pawn] till the expenses should be paid," — million of thalers, and by those late anarchies a new heavy score run up. Prussia and Hanover retained hold of their Hypothecs ; for as to the expenses, what hope was there ? Fifty years hence we find the Prussian Hypothecs occupied as at first ; and " rights of enlistment exercised." Kever in this world were those expenses paid ; nor could be,' any part of them. The last accounts were : George III. of England, on marrying, in 1761, a Mecklenburg Princess, — " Old Queen Charlotte," then young enough, — handsomely tore up the bill ; and so ended that part of a desperate debt. But of the Prussian part there was no end, nor like to be any : " down to this day [says Buchholz, in 1775], two squadrons of the Ziethen Hussars usually lie there," and rights of enlisting are exercised. I con- clude, the French Eevoluticm and its Wars wiped away this other desperate item. And now let us hope that Mecklenburg is better off than formerly, — that, at least, our hands are clear of it in time coming. I add only, with satisfaction, that this Unique of Dukes was no ancestor of Old Queen Charlotte's, but only a remote Welsh-Uncle, far enough apart ; — cannot be too far. One NiXssler settles the Ahlden Heritages ; sends the Money home in Boxes. Knyphausen did not settle Mecklenburg, as we perceive! Neither did Kannegiesser and the unliquidated Heritages 1 Michaelis, ii. 434-440. 604 DOUBLE-MAlililAGE PKOJECT ADHIFT. Book vr. 1729. prosper, at Hanover, quite to perfection. One Heritage, that of Uncle Osnabriick, little George flatly refused to share : Feuclum the whole of that, not Allodium any part of it, so that a Sister cannot claim. Which, I think, was confirmed by the Ai'bitrators at Brunswick ; thereby ending that. Then as to the ^\Jilden Allodia or Feuda, — Kannegiesser, blamably or not, never could make much of the business. A precise strict man, as we saw at the Hanover Council-room lately; -uhom the Hanover j^eople did not like. So he made little of it. Kay at the end of next year (December, 1730), sending in his accounts to Berlin, he demands, in addition to the three thalers (or nine shillings) daily allowed him, almost a second nine shillings for sundries, chiefly for " hair-powder and shoo- blacking " ! And is instantly recalled ; and vanishes from History at this point. ^ Upon which Friedrich "Wilhelm selects another ; " sends deal boxes along Avith him," to bring home what cash there is. This one's name is Xiissler ; an expectant Prussian Official, an adroit man, whom we shall meet again doing work. He has the nine shillings a day, without hair-powder or blacking, while employed here ; at Berlin no constant salary whatever, — had to '-borrpw £75 for outfit on this business;" — does a great deal of work without wages, in hoj^e of effective promotion by and by. Which did follow, after tedious years ; Friedrich Wilhelm finding him, on such proof (other proof will not do), fit for promoting to steady employment. Xiissler was very active at Hanover, and had his deal boxes ; but hardly got them filled according to hope. However, in some eighteen months he had actually worked out, in difficult instalments, about £13,000, and dug the matter to the bottom. He came home with his last instalment, not disapproved of, to Berlin (May, 1732) ; six years after the poor Duchess's deatL So the Ahlden Allodia too had their end. 1 Biisching, Deitrugt, i. 307, &c. § Niissler. Chap. VII. NOT THE DOUBLE-MAEKIAGE. 605 1729-1730. CHAPTER VII. A MARRIAGE ; NOT THE DOUBLE-MARRIAGE : CROWN-PRINCE DEEP IN TROUBLE. While the Hanover Imminency was but beginning, and horrid crisis of War or Duel was yet in nobody's thoughts, the Anspach Wedding ^ had gone on at Berlin. To Friedrich Wilhelni's satisfaction; not to his Queen's, the match being but a poor one. The bride was Frederika Louisa, not the eldest of their Daughters, but the next-eldest : younger than Wilhelmina, and still hardly fifteen ; the first married of the Family. Very young she : and gets a very young Margraf, — who has been, and still is a minor ; under his Mother's guar- dianship till now : not rich, and who has not had a good chance to be wise. The Mother — an excellent magnanimous Prin- cess, still young and beautiful, but laboring silently under some mortal disease — has done her best to manage for him these last four or five years ; ^ and, as I gather, is impatient to see him settled, that she may retire and die. Friday forenoon, 19th May, 1729, the young Margraf arrived in person at Berlin, — just seventeen gone Saturday last, poor young soul, and very foolish. Sublime royal carriage met him at the Prussian frontier ; and this day, what is more interest- ing, our " Crown-Prince rides out to meet him ; mounts into the royal carriage beside him ; " and the two young fools drive, in such a cavalcade of hoofs and wheels, — talking we know 1 30th llc.j, 1 729. 2 P llni'^z. Memoirs and Letters (English Translation, London, 1745), i. 200-204. There are '' Memoirs of Pollnitz," then " Memoirs and Letters," he- sides the " Memuirs oi Brandenburg" (posthumous, which we often cite) ; all by this poor man. Only the la.st has any Historical value, and that not much. The first two are only worth consulting, cautiously, as loose contemporary babble, — written for the Dutch Booksellers, one can perceive. 606 DOUBLE-MARKIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. 1729-1730. not what, — into Potsdam; met by his Majesty and all the honors. What illustrious gala there then was in Potsdam and the Court world, read, — with tedium, unless you are in the tailor line, — described with minute distinctness by the admir- ing Fassmann.^ There are Generals, high Ladies, sons of Bellona and Latona ; there are dinners, there are hautboys, — " two-and-thirty blackamoors," in flaming uniforms, capable of cymballing and hautboying " up the grand staircase, and round your table, and down again," in a frightfully effective manner, while you dine. Madame Kamecke is to go as Oberhofmeis- terinn to Anspach ; and all the lackeys destined thither are in their new liveries, blue turned up with red velvet. Which is delightful to see. Review of the Giant grenadiers cannot fail ; conspicuous on parade with them our Crown-Prince as Lieu- tenant-Colonel : " the beauty of this Corps as well as the per- fection of their exercitia'' — ah yes, we know it, my dim old friend. The Marriage itself followed, at Berlin, after many exercitia, snipe-shootings, feastings, hautboyings ; on the 30th of the month ; with torch-dance and the other customary trimmings ; '•' Bride's garter cut in snips " for dreaming upon "by his Eoyal Majesty himself." The Lustbarkeiten, the stupendous public entertainments having ended, there is weeping and embracing (more humano) ; and the happy couple, so-called happy, retire to Anspach with their destinies and effects. A foolish young fellow, this new Brother-in-law, testifies Wilhelmina in many places. Finances in disorder ; Mother's wise management, ceasing too soon, has only partially availed. King "has lent some hundreds of thousands of crowns to Anspach [says Friedrich at a later period], which there is no chance of ever being repaid. All is in disorder there, in the finance way ; if the Margraf gets his hunting and his heron- ing, he laughs at all the rest ; and his people pluck him bare at every hand." ^ Nor do the married couple agree to perfection ; — far from it : " hate one another like cat and dog (like the fire, comme le 1 pp. .39C,-401. 2 Scbuleiiburg's Letter (in Fclrster, iii. 72). Chap. VII. NOT THE DOUBLE-MARRIAGE. GOT 179U-1730. feu)" says Priedricli : ^ " his Majesty may see Avhat comes of ill-assorted marriages ! " — In fact, the union proved none of the most harmonious; subject to squalls always; — but to squalls only ; no open tempest, far less any shipwreck : the marriage held together till death, the Husband's death, nearly thirty years after, divided it. There was then left one Son ; the same who at length inherited Baireuth too, — inlierited Lady Craven, — and died in Bubb Doddington's Mansion, as we often teach our readers. Last year, the Third Daughter was engaged to the Heir- Apparent of Brunswick ; will be married, when of age. Wil- helmina, flower of them all, still hangs on the bush, " asked," or supposed to be " asked, by four Kings," but not attained by any of them ; and one knows not what will be her lot. She is now risen out of the sickness she has had, — not small-pox at all, as malicious English rumor gave it in England ; — and " looks prettier than ever," writes Dubourgay. Here is a marriage, then ; first in the Family ; — but not the Double-Marriage, by a long way ! The late Hanover Tornado, sudden Waterspout as we called it, has quenched that Negotia- tion ; and one knows not in what form it will resuscitate itself. The royal mind, both at Berlin and St. James's^ is in a very uncertain state after such a phenomenon. Friedrich Wilhelm's favor for the Crown-Prince, marching home so gallantly with his Potsdam Giants, did not last long. A few weeks later in the Autumn we have again ominous notices from Dubourgay. And here, otherwise obtained, is a glimpse into the interior of the Berlin Schloss ; momentary perfect clearness, as by a flash of lightning, on the state of matters there ; which will be illuminative to the reader. Crown-Prince's Domesticities seen in a Flash of lAghtning. This is another of those tragi-comic scenes, tragic enough in effect, between Father and Son ; Son now about eighteen, — fit to be getting through Oxford, had he been an English 1 Correspoudence (more than once). 608 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book vr. 1729-1730. gentleman of private station. It comes from the irrefragable Xicolai ; wlio dates it about this time, uncertain as to month or day, Fritz's love of music, especially of fluting, is already known to us. Xow a certain Quantz was one of his prin- cipal instructors in that art, and indeed gave him the last finish of perfection in it. Quantz, famed Saxon music-master and composer. Leader of the Court-Band in Saxony, king of flute-players in his day, — (a village-farrier's son from the Gottingen region, and himself destined to shoe horses, had not imperative Nature prevailed over hindrances) ; — Quantz, ever from Fritz's sixteenth year, was wont to come occasion- ally, express from Dresden, for a week or two, and give the young man lessons on the flute. The young man's Mother, good Queen Feekin, had begged this favor for him from the Saxon Sovereignties ; and pleaded hard for it at home, or at worst kept it secret there. It was one of the many good maternities, clandestine and public, which she was always ready to achieve for him where possible; — as he also knew full well in his young grateful heart, and never forgot, how- ever old he grew ! Illustrious Quantz, we say, gives Fritz lessons on the flute; and here is a scene they underwent; — they and a certain brisk young soldier fellow. Lieutenant von Katte, who was there too ; of whom the reader will tragically hear more in time. On such occasions Fritz was wont to pull off the tight Prussian coat or coatie, and clap himself into flowing brocade of the due roominess and splendor, — bright scarlet dressing- gown, done in gold, with tags and sashes complete ; — and so, in a temporary manner, feel that there was such a thing as a gentleman's suitable apparel. He would take his music- lessons, follow his clandestine studies, in that favorable di-ess : — thus Buffon, we hear, was wont to shave, and put on clean linen, before he sat down to write, finding it more comfortable so. Though, again, there have been others who could write in considerable disorder ; not to say litter, and palpable imper- fection of equipment : Samuel Johnson, for instance, did some really grand writing in a room where there was but one chaiv. Chap. VIL NOT THE DOUBLE-MAKrJAGE. 609 1729-1730. and that one incapable of standing unless you sat on it, hav- ing only three feet. A man is to fit himself to what is round him : but surely a Crown-Prince may be indulged in a little brocade in his leisure moments I — Fritz and Quantz sat doing music, an unlawful thing, in this pleasant, but also unlawful costume ; Avhen Lieutenant Katte, Avho was on watch in the outer room, rushes in, dis- traction in his aspect : Majesty just here ! Quick, double quick! Katte snatches the music-books and flutes, snatches Quantz ; hurries with him and them into some wall-press, or closet for firewood, and 'stands quaking there. Our poor Prince has flung aside his brocade, got on his military coatie ; and would fain seem busy with important or indifferent rou- tine matters. But, alas, he cannot undo the French hair- dressing ; cannot change the graceful French bag into the strict Prussian queue in a moment. The French bag betrays him ; kindles the paternal vigilance, — alas, the paternal wrath, into a tornado pitch. For his vigilant suspecting Majesty searches about ; finds the brocade article behind a screen ; crams it, with loud indignation, into the fire ; finds all the illicit French Books ; confiscates them on the spot, confiscates all manner of contraband goods : — and there was mere sulphurous whirlwind in those serene 'spaces for about an hour ! If his Majesty had looked into the wood-closet ? His Majesty, by Heaven's express mercy, omitted that. Haude the Bookseller was sent for ; ordered to carry off that poisonous French cabinet- library in mass ; sell every Book of it, to an undiscerning public, at what price it will fetch. Which latter part of his order, Haude, in deep secrecy, ventured to disobey, being influenced thereto. Haude, in deep secrecy, kept the cabinet- library secure ; and '' lent " the Prince book after book from it, as his Eoyal Highness required them. Friedrich, it is whispered in Tobacco-Parliament, has been known, in his irreverent impatience, to call the Grenadier uniform Ms '' shroud {Sterhekittel, or death-clothes) ; " so im- prisoning* to the young mind and body ! Paternal Majest}'' has heard this blasphemous rumor ; hence doubtless, in part, his fury against the wider brocade garment. 610 POUBLE-MARKIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book Vi. Dec. 1729. It was Quantz himself that reported this explosion to •authentic Nicolai, many years afterwards ; confessing that lie trembled, every joint of him, in the wood-closet, during that hour of hurricane ; and the rather as he had on " a red dress-coat," which color, foremost of the flaring colors, he knew to be his Majesty's aversion, on a man's back.^ Of incomparable Quantz, and his heart-thrilling adagios, we hope to hear transiently again, under joyfuler circumstances. Of Lieutenant vou Katte, — a short stout young fellow, with black eyebrows, pock-marked face, and rather dissolute man- ners, — we shall not fail to hear. CHAPTEE VIII. CROWN-PKINCE GETTING BEYOND HIS DEPTH IN TROUBLE. It is not certain that the late Imminency of Duel had much to do with such explosions. The Hanover Imminency, which we likened to a tropical waterspout, or sudden thunder- ous blotting-out of the sky to the astonished Gazetteers, seems rather to have passed away as waterspouts do, — leaving the earth and air, if anything, a little refreshed by such crisis. Leaving, that is to say, the two Majesties a little less disposed for open quarrel, or rash utterance of their ill humor in time coming. But, in the mean while, all mutual interests are in a painful state of suspended animation : in Berlin there is a privately rebellious Spouse and Household, there is a Tobacco- Parliament withal ; — and the royal mind, sensitive, imagina- tive as a poet's, as a woman's, and liable to transports as of a iSTorse Baresark, is of uncertain movement. Such a load of intricacies and exaggerated anxieties hanging on it, the royal mind goes like the most confused smoke-jack, sure only to have revolutions ; and we know how, afar from SoiSsons, and at home in Tobacco-Parliament, the machine is influenced ! ^ Kicolai, Anekdoten (Berlin, 1790), ii. 148. Cii.u.. VIII. BEYOND HIS DEPTH IN TKOUBLE. 611 Dec. 172'J. Enoiiyli, the explosive procedures continue, and are ou the increasing hand. Majesty's hunting at Wusterhausen was hardly done, when that alarming Treaty of Seville came to light (Uth November, 1729), France and England ranked by the side of Spain, dis- posing of Princes and Apanages at their will, and a Kaiser Ir-tt sitting solitary, — which awakens the domestic whirlwin Is at Berlin, among other results. " Canaille Anglahe, English JJog- gery I " and similar fine epithets, addressed to "VVilhelmina and the Crown-Prince, fly about ; not to speak of occasional crock- ery and other missiles. Friedrich Wilhelm has forbidden these two his presence altogether, except at dinner : Out of my sight, ye Canaille Anglaise ; darken not the sunlight for me at all ! This is in the Wusterhausen time, — Hanover Imminency only two months gone. And Mamma sends for us to have private dialogues in her Apartment there, with spies out in every direction to make signal of Majesty's return from his hunt, — who, however, surprises us on one occasion, so that we have to squat for hours, and almost get suffocated.^ Where- upon the Crown-Prince, who will be eighteen in a couple of months, and feels the indignity of such things, begs of JNlam- ma to be excused in future. He has much to suffer from his Father again, ^vrites Dubourgay in the end of November : " it is difficult to conceive the vile stratagems that are made use of to provoke the Father against the Son." ^ Or again, take this, as perhaps marking an epoch in the business, a fortnight farther on : — December 10th 1729. ''His Prussian Majesty cannot bear the sight of either the Prince or Princess Eoyal. The other day, he asked the Prince : ' Kalkstein makes you English ; does not he ? ' " Kalkstein, your old Tutor, Borck, Knyphau- sen, Finkenstein, they are all of that vile clique ! " To which the Prince answered, ' I respect the English because I know the people there love me ; ' upon which the King seized him by the collar, struck him fiercely with his cane," in fact rained showers of blows upon him ; " and it was only by superior 1 Wilhelmina, i. 172. ^ Dubourgay, 28th November, 1729. 613 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI, Dec. 1729. strength," thinks Duboiirgay, " that the poor Prince escaped worse. There is a general apprehension of something tragical taking place before long." Truly the situation is so violent, it cannot last. And in effect a wild thought, not quite new, ripens to a resolution in the Crown-Prince under such pressures. In reference to which, as we grope and guess, here is a Billet to Mamma, which Wilhelmina has preserved. Wilhelmina omits all trace of date, as usual ; but Dubourgay, in the above Excerpt, prob- ably supplies that defect : — Friedrich to his Mother (Potsdam, December, 1729). " I am in the uttermost despair. What I had always appre- hended has at last come on me. The King has entirely for- gotten that I am his Son. This morning I came into his room as usual ; at the first sight of me," or at the first passage of Kalkstein-dialogue with me, "he sprang forward, seized me by the collar, and struck me a shower of cruel blows with his rattan. I tried in vain to screen myself, he was in so terrible a rage, almost out of himself ; it was only weariness," not my superior strength, " that made him give up." "I am driven to extremity. I have too much honor to endure such treatment ; and I am resolved to put an end to it in one way or another." ^ Is not this itself sufficiently tragical ? Not the first stroke he had got, we can surmise ; but the first torrent of strokes, and open beating like a slave ; — which to a proud young man and Prince, at such age, is indeed mtolerable. Wilhelmina knows too well what he means by " ending it in one way or another ; " but strives to re-assure Mamma as to its meaning '• flight," or the like desperate resolution. " Mere violence of the moment," argues Wilhelmina ; terribly aware that it is deeper-rooted than that. Flight is not a new idea to the Crown-Prince ; in a negative form we have seen it present in the minds of by-standers : " a 1 Wilhelmina, i. 175. ( iiAP. vnr. BEYOND HIS DEPTH IX TROUBLE. 613 Dec. 172'J. Crown-Prince determined not to fly," whispered they.^ Some weeks ago, Wilhelmina writes : " The King's bad treatments began again on his reappearance " at Potsdam after the Hunt- ing ; '"'he never saw my Brother without threatening him with his cane. My Brotlier told me day after day, He would en- dure everything from the King, only not blows ; and that if it ever came to such extremity, he would be prepared to de- liver himself by running off." And here, it would seem, the extremity has actually come. Wilhelmina, pitying her poor Brother, but condemning him on many points, continues : - " Lieutenant Keith," that wild companion of his, "had been gone some time, stationed in Wesel with his regiment." Which fact let us also keep in mind. " Keith's departure had been a great joy to me ; in the hope my Brother would now lead a more regular life : but it proved quite otherwise. A second favorite, and a much more dangerous, succeeded Keith. This was a young man of the name of Katte, Captain-Lieutenant in the regiment Gens- d' Amies. He was highly connected in the Army; his Mother had been a daughter of Feldmarschall Graf von Wartensle- ben.'' — a highest dignitary of the last generation. Katte's Father, now a General of distinction, rose also to be Feldmar- schall ; Cousins too, sons of a Kammer-President von Katte at ]\Iagdeburg, rose to Army rank in time coming ; but not this poor Katte, — whom let the reader note ! " General Katte his Father," continues Wilhelmina, " had sent him to the Universities, and afterwards to travel, desir- ing he should be a Lawyer. But as there was no favor to expect out of the Armj^, the young man found himself at last placed there, contrary to his expectation. He continued to apply himself to studies ; he had wit, book-culture, acquaint- ance with the world ; the good company which he continued to frequent had given him polite manners, to a degree then rare in Berlin. His physiognomy was rather disagreeable than otherwise. A pair of thick black eyebrows almost covered the eyes of him ; his look had in it something ominous, presage of the fate he met with : a tawny skin, torn by small-pox, 1 Dubourgay (9th August, 1729), supra, p. 129. 2 ;. 173^ 174. 614 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book Vi. Jan. IT-JO. increased his ugliness. He affected the freethinker, and carried libertinism to excess ; a great deal of ambition and headlong rashness accompanied this vice," A dangerous adviser here in the Berlin element, with lightnings going ! " Such a favor- ite was not the man to bring back my Brother from his follies. This I learned at our [Mamma's and my] return to Berlin," from the Wusterhausen and the Potsdam tribulations ; — and think of it, not without terror, now that the extremity seems coming or come. CHAPTEE IX. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE SHALL BE OR SHALL NOT BE. For one thing, Friedrich Wilhelm, weary of all this Eng- lish pother and futility, will end the Double-Marriage specu- lation ; Wilhelmina shall be disposed of, and so an end. Eriedrich Wilhelm, once the hunting was over at Wusterhau- sen, ran across, southward, — to " Lubnow," Wilhelmina calls it, — to Liibben in the Nether Lausitz,^ a short day's drive ; there to meet incognito the jovial Polish Majesty, on his route towards Dresden ; to see a review or so ; and have a little taUt with the ever-cheerful Man of Sin. Grumkow and Seckendorf, of course these accompany ; Majesty's shadow is not surer. Review was held at Liibben, Weissenfels Commander-in- chief taking charge ; dinner also, a dinner or two, with much talk and drink ; — and there it was settled, Wilhelmina has since known, that Weissenfels, Royal Highness in the Ab- stract, was to be her Husband, after all. Weissenfels will do ; either Weissenfels or else the Margraf of Schwedt, thinks Eriedrich Wilhelm ; somebody shall marry the baggage out of hand, and let us have done with that. Grumkow, as we know, was very anxious for it ; calculating thereby to cut the ground from under the Old Dessauer, and make this Weissen- fels Generalissimo of Prussia ; a patriotic thought. Polish Majesty lent hand, always willing to oblige. 1 .^5th October, 1729 (Fassmaun, p. 404). Cmap. IX. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE OR NOT ? 615 Jan. 1730. Friedrich "Willielm, on Lis return homewards, went round by Dahme for a night ; — not " Dam," Princess, there is no such town or schloss ! Round by Dahme, a little town and patch of territory, in the Saxon Countries, which was Weissenfels's Apanage ; — " where plenty of Tokay " cheered the royal heart ; and, in such mood, it seemed as if one's Daughter might do very well in this extremely limited position. And Weissen- fels, though with dark misgivings as to Queen Soi)hie, was but too hapi^y to consent : the foolish creature ; a little given to liquor too ! Friedrich Wilhelm, wdth this fine project in his head, drove home to Potsdam ; — and there laid about him, on the poor Crown-Prince, in the way we have seen; terrifying Queen and Princess, who are at Berlin till Christmas and the Carnival be over. Friedrich Wilhelm means to see the Polish Majesty again before long, — probably so soon as this of Weis- senfels is fairly got through the Female Parliament, where it is like there will be difficulties. Christmas came to Berlin, and the King with it ; who did the gayeties for a week or two, and spoke nothing about business to his Female Parliament. Dubourgay saw him, at Parade, on New- Year's morning; whither all manner of Foreign Dig- nitaries had come to pay their respects : '• Well," cried the King to Dubourgay, "we shall have a War, then," — uni- versal deadly tug at those Italian Apanages, for and against an insulted Kaiser, — " War ; and then all that is crooked will be pulled straight ! " So spake Friedrich Wilhelm on the New- Year's morning; War in Italy, universal spasm of wrestle there, being now the expectation of foolish mankind. Crooked will be pulled straight, thinks Friedrich Wilhelm; and perhaps certain high Majesties, deaf to the voice of Should-not, will understand that of Can-not, Excellenz ! — Crooked will become straight ? " Indeed if so, your Majesty, the sooner the better ! " I ventured to answer.^ New Year's day is not well in, and the ceremonial wishes over, when Friedrich Wilhelm, his mind full of serious do- mestic and foreign matter, withdraws to Potsdam again ; and therefrom begins fulminating in a terrible manner on his ^ Dubourgay, 8th January, 1730. 61G DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. Jan. 17^0. -woniaukind at Berlin, what we called his Female Parlia- ment, — too much given to opposition courses at present. In- tends to have his measures passed there, in defiance of oppo- sition ; straightway ; and an end put to this inexpressible Double-]\Iarriage higgle-haggle. Speed to him! we will say. — Three high Crises occur, three or even four, which can now without much detail be made intelligible to the patient reader : on the back of Avhich we look for some catastrophe and finis to the Business ; — any catastrophe that will prove a finis, how welcome will it be ! Wilhelmina to he married out of hand. Crisis First: Engla7id shall say Yes or say No. Still early in January, a few days after his Majesty's return to Potsdam, three high Official gentlemen, Count Fink von Finkenstein, old Tutor to the Prince, Grumkow and General Borck announce themselves one morning ; " Have a pressing message from the King to her Majesty."^ Queen is aston- ished ; expecting anything sooner. — " This regards me, I have a dreading ! " shuddered Wilhelmina to Mamma. " Xo matter," said the Queen, shrugging her shoulders ; '•' one must have firm- ness ; and that is not what I shall want ; " — and her Majesty went into the Audience-chamber, leaving Wilhelmina in such tremors. Finkenstein, a friendly man, as Borck too is, explains to her Majesty, " That they three have received each a Letter overnight, — Letter from the King, enjoining in the first place ' silence under pain of death ; ' in the second place, ap- prising them that he, the King, will no longer endure her Maj- esty's disobedience in regard to the marriage of his Daughter, but will banish Daughter and Mother ' to Oranienburg,' quasi- divorce, and outer darkness, unless there be compliance with his sovereign will ; thirdly, that they are accordingly to go, all three, to her Majesty, to deliver the enclosed Eoyal Auto- graph [which Finkenstein presents], testifying what said sov- ereign will is, and on the above terms expect her Majesty's 1 Wilhelmina, i. 180. Chap. IX. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE OR NOT ? 617 Jan. 1730. reply ; " — as tliey luive now sorrowfully done, Finkenstein and r>orck with real sorrow, Grumkow with the reverse of real. Sovereign will is to the effect : " Write to England one other time. Will you at once marry, or not at once ; Yea or No ? Answer can be here within a fortnight ; three weeks, even in case of bad winds. If the answer be not Yea at once ; then you. Madam, you at once choose Weissenfels or Schwedt, one or the other, — under what penalties you know ; Oranien- burg and worse ! " Here is a crisis. But her Majesty did not want firmness. " Write to England ? Yes, willingly. But as to Weissen- fels and Schwedt, whatever answer come from England, — Impossible ! " steadily answers her JNIajesty. There Avas much discourse, suasive, argumentative ; Grumkow " quoting Scrip- ture on her Majesty, as the Devil can on occasion," says WiJ- helmina. Express Scriptures, Wives, be obedient to your hus- bands, and the like texts : but her Majesty, on the Scripture side too, gave him as good as he brought. " Did not Bethuel the son of Milcah,^ when Abraham's servant asked his daugh- ter in marriage for young Isaac, answer, We will call the dam- sel and inquire of her viouth. And they called Rebecca, and said unto her. Wilt thou go with this man ? And she said, I will go." Scripture for Scripture, Herr von Grumkow ! " Wives must obey their husbands ; surely yes. But the hus- bands are to command things just and reasonable. The King's procedure is not accordant with that law. He is for doing violence to my Daughter's inclination, and rendering her un- happy for the rest of her days ; — will give her a brutal de- bauchee," fat Weissenfels, so describable in strong language ; " a younger brother, who is nothing but the King of Poland's Officer ; landless, and without means to live according to his rank. Or can it be the State that will profit from such a marriage ? If they have a Household, the King will have to support it. — Write to England ; Yes ; but whatever the answer of England, Weissenfels never ! A thousand times sooner see my child in her grave than hopelessly miserable ' " ^ Genesis xxiv. 14-58. 61S DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. Jan. 1730. Here a qualm overtook her Majesty ; for in fact she is in an interesting state, tliird month of her time : " I am not Avell. You slioukl spare me, Gentlemen, in the state I am in. — I do not accuse the King," concluded she: "I know," hurling a glance at Grumkow, '• to whom I owe all this ; " — and with- drew to her interior privacies ; reading there with Wilhelmina "the King's cruel Letter," and weeping largely, though firm to the death. ^ What to do in such a crisis ? Assemble the Female Par- liament, for one thing : good Madam Finkenstein (old Tutor's wife), good Mamsell Biilow, Mamsell Sonsfeld (Wilhelmina's Governess), and other faithful women : — well if we can keep away traitresses, female spies that are prowling about ; es- pecially one " Eamen," a Queen's soubrette, who gets trusted with everything, and betrays everything; upon whom Wil- helmina is often eloquent. Never was such a traitress ; took Dubour'gay's bribe, which the Queen had advised ; and, all the same, betrays everything, — bribe included. And the Queen, so bewitched, can keep nothing from her. Female Parlia- ment must take precautions about the Ramen ! — For the rest. Female Parliament advises two things : 1°. Pressing Letter to England; that of course, written with the eloquence of de- spair : and then 2°. That in case of utter extremity, her Maj- esty " pretend to fall ill." That is Crisis First ; and that is their expedient upon it. Letter goes to England, therefore ; setting forth the extrem- ity of strait and pinch : " Now or never, my Sister Caroline ! " Many such have gone, first and last ; but this is the strongest of all. Nay the Crown-Prince too shall write to his Aunt of England: you, Wilhelmina, draw out a fit brief Letter for him : send it to Potsdam, he will copy it there ! ^ So orders the Mother: Wilhelmina does it, with a terrified heart; Crown- Prince copies without scruple: "I have already given your Majesty my word of honor never to wed any one but the Princess Amelia your Daughter ; I here reiterate that Promise, 1 "Wilhelmina, i. 179-182. Dubourgay has uothiug, — probably had heard nothing, there being " silence under pain of death " for the moment. 2 Wilhelmina, i. 183. Chap. IX. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE OR NOT? 619 17th Jan. 1730. in case your Majesty will consent to my Sister's Marriage," — should that alone prove possible in the present intricacies. " We are all reduced to such a state that " — Wilhelmina gives the Letter in full ; but as it is professedly of her own compo- sition, a loose vague piece, the very date of which you have to grope out for yourself, it cannot even count among the several Letters written by the Crown-Prince, both before and after it, to the same effect, which are now probably all of them lost,^ without regret to anybody ; and we will not reckon it worth transcribing farther. Such Missive, such two Missives (not now found in any archive) speed to England by express ; may the winds be favorable. Her Majesty waits anxious at Berlin ; ready to take refuge in a bed of sickness, should bad come to worse. Duhourgay strikes a Light for the Unglish Court. In England, in the mean while, they have received a curious little piece of secret information. One Reichenbach, Prussian Envoy at London — Dubourgay has long marvelled at the man and at the news he sends to Berlin. Here, of date 17th Janu- ary, 1730, is a Letter on that subject from Dubourgay, official but private as yet, for "George Tilson, Esq.:" — Tilson is Under-Secretary in the Foreign Office, whose name often turns up on such occasions in the Duhourgay, the Robinson and other extinct Paper-heaps of that time. Dubourgay dates doubly, by old and new style ; in general we print by the new only, unless the contrary be specified. " To George Tilson, Esq. (Private.) " Berlin, 6th Jan. 1729 (by new style, 17th Jan. 1730). " Sir, — I believe you may remember that we have for a long time suspected that most of Eeichenbach's Despatches were dictated by some people here. About two days ago a Paper fell into my hands," realized quietly for a consideration, " con- 1 Trace of one, Copy of Answer from Queen Caroline to what seems to have been one, Answer rather of dissuasive tenor, is in State-Paper Office : Prussian Despatches, vol. xl., — dateless ; probably some montlis later in 1730. G20 DOUBLE-MAKRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VL Jan. 1730. taining an Account of money charged to the 'Brothers Jour- dan and Lautiers/ Merchants here, by their Correspondent in London, for sending Letters from," properly in, or through, ''your City to Reichenbach. '•Jourdan and Lautiers's London Correspondents are Mr, Thomas Greenliill in Little Bell Alley and Mr. John Motteux in St. Mary Axe. Mr. Guerin my Agent knows them very well ; having paid them several little bills on my account : " — Better ask Mr. Guerin. "1 know not through the hands of which of those Merchants the above-mentioned Letters have passed ; but you have ways enough to find it out, if you think it worth while. I make no manner of doubt but Grumkow and his party make use of this conveyance to (sic) their in- structions to Reichenbach. In the Account which I have seen, ' eighteen-pence ' is charged for carrying each Letter to Reich- enbach : the charge in general is for ' Thirty-two Letters ; ' and refers to a former Account." So that they must have been long at it. " I am, with the greatest truth, "DUBOURGAY." Here is a trail which Tilson will have no difficulty in run- ning down. I forget whether it was in Bell Alley or St. Mary Axe that the nest was found ; but found it soon was, and the due springes were set ; and game came steadily dropping in, — Letters to and Letters from, — which, when once his Britan- nic Majesty had, with reluctance, given warrant to open and decipher them, threw light on Prussian Affairs, and yielded fine sport and speculation in the Britannic Majesty's Apart- ment on an evening. This is no other than the celebrated "Cipher Correspond- ence between Grumkow and Reichenbach;" Grumkow cov- ertly instructing his slave Reichenbach what the London news shall be: Reichenbach answering him, To hear is to obey ! Correspondence much noised of in the modern Prussian Books ; and which was, no doubt, very wonderful to Tilson and Company; — capable of being turned to uses, they thought. The reader shall see specimens by and by ; and he will find it Chap. IX. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE OR NOT? 621 Jan. 17aO. unimi5ortant enough, and unspeakably stupid to him. It does show Grumkow as the extreme of subtle fowlers, and how the dirty-tiugered Seckendorf and he cooked their birdlime : but to us that is not new, though at St. James's it was. Perhaps uses may lie in it there ? At all events, it is a pretty topic in Queen Caroline's apartment on an evening ; and the little Majesty and she, with various laughters and reflections, can discern, a little. How a poor King of Prussia is befooled by his servants, and in what way a fierce Bear is led about by the nose, and dances to Grumkow's piping. Poor soul, much of his late raging and growling, perhaps it was only Grumkow's and not his ! Does not hate us, he, perhaps ; but only Grum- kow through him ? This doleful enchantment, and that the Koyal Wild Bear dances only to tunes, ought to be held in mind, when we want anything with him. — Those, amid the teheeings, are reflections that cannot escape Queen Caroline and her little George, while the Prussian Express, unknown to them, is on the road. Wilhelmina to be married out of hand. Crisis Second: England shall have said No. The Prussian Express, Queen Sophie's Courier to England, made his best speed: but he depends on the winds for even arriving there ; and then he depends on the chances for an answer there ; an uncertain Courier as to time : and it was not in the power of speed to keep pace with Friedrich Wilhelm's impatience. " No answer yet ? " growls Friedrich Wilhelm before a fortnight is gone. " Xo answer ? " — and January has not ended till a new Deputation of the same Three Gentle- men, Finkenstein, Borck, Grumkow, again waits on the Queen, for whom there is now this other message. " Wednesday, 25th January, 1730," so Dubourgay dates it ; so likewise Wilhelmina, right for once : " a day I shall never forget," adds she. Finkenstein and Borck, merciful persons, and always of the English party, were again profoundly sorry, Borck has a blaze of temper in him withal ; we hear he apprised Grumkow^, at one point of the dialogue, that he, Grumkow, was a " scoun- 27.37 Vol. 1 622 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. Jail. 17.30. drel/' so Dubourgay calls it, — whicli was one undeniable truth offered there that day. But what can anything profit ? The Message is : " "Whatever the answer now be from England, I will have nothing to do with it. Negative, procrastinative, affirmative, to me it shall be zero. You, Madam, have to choose, for AYilhelmina, between Weissenfels and Schwedt ; otherwise I myself will choose : and upon you and her will alight Oranienburg, outer darkness, and just penalties of mu- tiny against the Authority set over you by God and men. Weissenfels or Schwedt: choose straightway." This is the King's message by these Three. "You can inform the King," replied her Majesty,^ "that he will never make me consent to render my Daughter miserable ; and that, so long as a breath of life (?m souffle de vie) remains in me, I will not permit her to take either the one or the other of those persons." Is that enough ? " For you, Sir," added her Majesty, turning to Grumkow, " for you, Sir, who are the author of my misfortunes, may my curse fall upon you and your house ! You have this day killed me. But I doubt not, Heaven will hear my prayer, and avenge these wrongs."^ — And herewith to a bed of sickness, as the one refuge left ! Her Majesty does now, in fact, take to bed at Berlin; " fallen very ill," it would appear ; which gives some pause to Friedrich Wilhelm till he ascertain. "Poorly, for certain," report the Doctors, even Friedrich Wilhelm's Doctor. The humane Doc- tors have silently given one another the hint ; for Berlin is one tempest of whispers about her Majesty's domestic sorrows. " Poorly, for interesting reasons : — perhaps be worse before she is better, your Majesty ! " — "Hmph ! " thinks Friedrich Wilhelm out at Potsdam. And then the treacherous Ram en reports that it is all shamming ; and his Majesty, a Bear, though a loving one, is driven into wrath again ; and so wavers from side to side. It is certain the Queen held, faster or looser, by her bed of sickness, as a main refuge in these emergencies : the last shift 1 Wilhelmina, i. 188. '^ Dubourgay, 28th January, 1730; Wilhelmina, i. 188 (who suppresses the maledictory part). Chap. IX. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE OR NOT ? 623 Jau.-Feb. 1730. of oppressed womaukind ; — sanctioned by Female Parliament, in this instance. " Has had a miscarriage ! " writes Dubourgay, from Berlin gossip, at the beginning of the business. Nay at one time she became really ill, to a dangerous length ; and his Majesty did not at first believe it ; and then was like to break his heart, poor Bear ; and pardoned Wilhelmina and even Fritz, at the Mother's request, — till symptoms mended agaiu.^ Jarni-hleu, Herr Seckendorf, " Grumkow serves us honorably {dlenet ehrlich) " — does not he ! — Ambiguous bed of sickness, a refuge in time of trouble, did not quite termi- nate till May next, when her Majesty's time came ; a fine young Prince the result ; ^ and this mode of refuge in trouble ceased to be necessary. Wilhelmina to he married out of Hand. Crisis Third : Majesty himself ivill choose., then. Directly on the back of that peremptory act of disobedience by the womankind on Wednesday last, Friedrich Wilhelm came to Berlin himself. He stormfully reproached his Queen, regardless of the sick-bed ; intimated the infallible certainty. That Wilhelmina nevertheless would wed without delay, and that either Weissenfels or Schwedt would be the man. And this said, he straightway walked out to put the same in execution. Walked, namely, to the Mother Margravine of Schwedt, the lady in high colors, Old Dessauer's Sister; and proposed to her that Wilhelmina should marry her Son. — " The supreme wish of my life, your Majesty," replied she of the high colors : " But, against the Princess's own will, how can I accept such happiness ? Alas, your Majesty, I never can ! " — and flatly refused his Majesty on those terms : a thing Wilhelmina will ever gratefully remember of her.^ So that the King is now reduced to Weissenfels ; and re- turns still more indignant to her Majesty's apartment. Weia- 1 Wilhelmina, i. 207. 2 23d May, 1730, August Ferdinand; her last child. 8 Wilhelmina, i. 197. 624 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. Jan.-Feb. 1730. senfels, however, it shall be ; and frightful rumors go that he is ^vritten to, that he is privately coming, and that there will be no remedy.^ Wilhelmina, formerly almost too florid, is gone to a shadow ; " her waist hardly half an ell ; " worn down by these agitations. The Prince and she, if the King see either of them, — it is safer to run, or squat behind screens. How Friedrich Prince of Baireuth came to he the Man, after all. In this high wind of extremity, the King now on the spot and in such temper, Borck privately advises, "That her Maj- esty bend a little, — pretend to give up the English connec- tion, and propose a third party, to get rid of Weissenfels." — "What third party, then?" — "Well, there is young Bran- denburg-Culmbach, for example, Heir-Apparent of Baireuth ; Friedrich, a handsome enough young Prince, just coming home from the Grand Tour, we hear ; will have a fine Territory when his Father dies : age is suitable ; old kinship with the House, all money-quarrels settled eight or ten years ago: why not him?" — "Excellent!" said her-jNIajesty ; and does suggest him to the King, in the next Schwedt- Weissenfels onslaught. Friedrich Wilhelm grumbles an assent, " Well, then : — but I will be passive, observe ; not a groschen of Dowry, for one thing ! " — And this is the first appearance of the young Margraf Friedrich, Heir- Apparent of Baireuth ; who comes in as a hypothetic figure, at this late stage ; — and will carry off the fair prize, as is well known. Still only doing the Grand Tour ; little dreaming of the high fortune about to drop into his mouth. So many wooers, " four Kings " among them, suing in vain ; him, without suing, the Fates appoint to be the man. Not a bad young fellow at all, though no King. Wilhelmina, we shall find, takes charmingly to him, like a good female soul ; regretless of the Four Kings ; — finds her own safe little island there the prettiest in the world, after such perils of drowning 1 Wilhelmina, i. 107. Chap. IX. DOUBLE-MAKKIAGE OK NOT f 625 Jan.-Feb. 1730. in stormy seas. — Of his Brandenburg genealogy, degree of cousinship to Queen Caroline of England, and to the lately wedded young gentleman of Anspach Queen Caroline's Nephew, we shall say nothing farther, having already spoken of it, and even drawn an abstruse Diagram of it,^ sufficient for the most genealogical reader. But in regard to that of the peremptory *' Not a groschen of Dowry " from Friedrich Wilhelm (which was but a bark, after all, and proved the reverse of a bite, from his Majesty), there may a word of explanation be permissible. The Ancestor of this Baireuth Prince Friedrich, — as read- ers knew once, but doubtless have forgotten again, — was a Younger Son ; and for six generations so it stood : not till the Father of this Friedrich was of good age, and only within these few years, did the Elder branch die out, and the Younger, in the person of said Father, succeed to Baireuth. Friedrich's Grandfather, as all these progenitors had done, lived poorly, like Cadets, on apanages and makeshifts. So that the Young Prince's Father, George Friedrich, present incumbent, as we may call him, of Baireuth, found himself — with a couple of Brothers he has, whom also we may tran- siently see by and by — in very straitened circumstances in their young years. Thew Father, son of younger sons as we saw, was himself poor, and he had Fourteen of them as family. Now, in old King Friedrich I.'s time, it became apparent, as the then reigning Margraf of Baireuth's children all died soon after birth, that one of these necessitous Fourteen was likely to succeed in Baireuth, if they could hold out. Old King Friedrich thereupon said, '' You have chances of succession ; true enough, — but nobody knows what will become of that. Sell your chance to me, who am ultimate Heir of all : I will give you a round sum, — the little ' Domain of Weverliugen ' in the Halberstadt Country, and say * Half a Million Thalers ; ' there you can live comfortably, and support your Fourteen Children." — " Done," said the necessitous Cousin ; went to Weverlingen accordingly ; and there lived the rest of his days, till 1708 ; leaving his necessitous Fourteen, or about Ten of 1 Antea, vol. v. p. 309a. 626 DOUBLE-MAKKIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT. Book VI. Jan.-Feb. 1730. them that were alive and growing up, still all minors, and necessitous enough. The young men, George Friedrich at the top of them, kept silence in Weverliugen, and conformed to Papa ; having nothing to live upon elsewhere. But they had their own thoughts ; especially as their Cousin of Baireuth was more and more likely to die childless. And at length, being in the Kaiser's service as soldiers some of them, and having made what inter- est was feasible, they, early in Friedrich Wilhelm's reign, burst out. That is to say, appealed to the Reichshofratlt (Imperial Aulic Council at Vienua ; chief Court of the Empire in such cases) ; openly protesting there, That their Papa had no power to make such a bargain, selling their birthright for immediate pottage ; and that, in brief, they would not stand by it at all ; — and summoned Friedrich Wilhelm to show cause why they should. Long lawsuit, in consequence ; lengthy law-pleadings, and much parchment and wiggery, in that German Triple-Elixir of Chancery ; — little to the joy of Friedrich Wilhelm. Fried- rich Wilhelm, from the first, was fairness itself : " Pay me back the money ; and let it be, in all points, as you say ! " answered Friedrich Wilhelm, from the first, Alas, the money was eaten ; how could the money be paid back ? The Eeichs- hof rath dubitatively shook its wig, for years : " Bargain bad in Law ; but Money clearly repayable : the Money was and is good ; — what shall be done about the Money ! " At length, in 1722, Friedrich Wilhelm, of himself, settled with this present Margraf, th«n Heir-Presumptive, How, by steady slow instal- ments, it could be possible, from the revenues of Baireuth, thriftily administered, to pay back that Half-Million and odd Thalers ; and the now Margraf, ever since his accession in 1726, has been annually doing it. So that there is, at this time, nothing but composed kinship and friendship between the two Courts, the little and the big : only Friedrich Wilhelm, especially with his will crossed in this matter of the Baireuth Marriage, thinks to himself, " Throw more money into such a gulf ? The 600,000 Thalers had better be got out first ! " and says, he will give no Dowry at all, nor take any charge, Chap. IX. DOUBLE-MARRIAGE OR NOT ? 627 Jau.-Feb. 1730. not SO much as give away the Bride, but be passive iu the matter. Queen Sophie, delighted to conquer Grumkow at any rate, is cliarmed with this notion of Baireuth ; and for a moment forgets all other considerations : Should England prove slack and fail, what a resource will Baireuth be, compared with Weissenfels ! And Wilhelmina entering, her Majesty breaks forth into admiration over the victory, or half-victory, just gained : What a husband for you this, my dear, in comparison ! And as Wilhelmina cannot quite join in the rapture on a sud- den ; and cannot even consent, unless Papa too give his real countenance to the match. Mamma flies out upon the poor young Lady : ^ " Take the Grand Turk or the Great Mogul, then," said the Queen, " and follow your own caprice ! I should not have brought so many sorrows on myself, had I known you better. Follow the King's bidding, then ; it is your own affair. I will no longer trouble myself about your concerns; — and spare me, please, the sorrow of your odious presence, for I cannot stand it ! " Wilhelmina wished to reply, but the an- swer was, " Silence ! Go, I tell you ! " '^ And I retired all in tears." ^' All in tears." The Double-Marriage drifting furiously thib long while, in such a sea as never was ; and breakers now close a-lee, — have the desperate crew fallen to staving-in the liquor- casks, and quarrelling with one another ? — Evident one thing is, her Majesty cannot be considered a perfectly wise Mother ! We shall see what her behavior is, when Wilhelmina actually weds this respectable young Prince. Ungrateful creature, to wish Papa's consent as well as mine ! that is the maternal feeling at this moment; and Wilhelmina weeps bitterly, as one of the unluckiest of young Ladies. Nay, her Brother himself, who is sick of this permanent hurricane, and would fain see the end of it at any price, takes Mamma's part ; and Wilhelmina and he come to high words on the matter. This was the unkindest cut of all : — but, of course, this healed in a day. Poor Prince, he has his own 1 Wilhelmina, i. 201. 628 DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT ADRIFT, j^^ J;:^'^.^; allowance of iusults, disgraces, blows ; has just been found out in some plan, or suspicion of a plan ; found out to be in debt at least, and been half miraculously pardoned ; — and, except in flight, he still sees no deliverance ahead. Five days ago, 22d January, 1730, there came out a Cabinet-Order (summary Act of Parliament, so to speak) against " lending money to I'rinces of the Blood, were it even to the Prince-Koyal." A crime and misdemeanor, that shall now be ; and Forfeiture of the ^loney is only part of the penalty, according to this Cabinet- Order. Rumor is, the Crown-Prince had purchased a vehicle and appurtenances at Leipzig, and was for running off. Cer- tainty is, he was discovered to have borrowed 1,000 Thalers from a certain moneyed man at Berlin (money made from French scrip, in Mississippi Law's time) ; — which debt Fried- rich Wilhelm instantly paid. " Your whole debt, then, is that ? Tell me the whole V' — " My whole debt," answered the Prince ; who durst not own to about 9,000 other Thalers (£1,500) he has borrowed from other quarters, first and last. Friedrich Wilhelm saw perhaps some premonition of flight, or of desper- ate measures, in this business ; and was unexpectedly mild : paid the 1,000 Thalers instantly ; adding the Cabinet-Order against future contingencies.^ The Prince was in this humor when he took Mamma's side, and redoubled Wilhelmina's grief. Double-Marriage^ on the Edge of Shiptvreek, flies off a Kind of Carrier-Pigeon, or NoaWs-Dove, to England^ with Cry for Help. Faithful Mamsell Bulow consoles the Princess : " Wait, I have news that will put her Majesty in fine humor ! " — And she really proved as good as her word. Her news is, Dubour- gay and Knyphausen, in this extremity of pinch, have decided to send off not letters merely, but a speaking Messenger to the English Court. One Dr. Villa ; some kind of " English Chai> lain " here,^ whose chief trade is that he teaches Wilhelmina 1 Ranke, i. 296 ; Forster, &c. 2 "Wilhelmina, i. 203 ; Dubourgay's Despatch, 28th January, 1730. Chap. IX. DOUBLE-MAERIAGE OR NOT ? 629 Jan. -Feb. 1730. English ; Rev. Dr. Villa, who honors Wilhelmina as he ought, shall be the man. Is to go instantly ; will explain what the fatal pass we are reduced to is, and whether Princess Wilhel- mina is the fright some represent her there or not. Her Majesty is overjoyed to hear it : who would not be ? Her Majesty " writes Letters " of the due vehemency, thinks Wilhelmina, — dare not write at all, says Dubourgay ; — but load.s Villa with presents, with advices ; with her whole heart speeds him under way. " Dismissed, turned off for some fault or other — or perhaps because the Princess knows enough of English ? " so the rumor goes, in Villa's Berlin circle. " The Chaplain set out with his despatches," says Wilhel- mina, who does not name him, but is rather eloquent upon his errand ; " loaded with presents from the Queen. On taking leave of me he wept warm tears. He said, saluting in the English fashion," — I hope with bended knee, and the maiden's fingers at his lips — " ' He would deny his Country, if it did not do its duty on this occasion.' " And so hastened forth on his errand. Like a Carrier-Pigeon sent in extremity ; — like Noah's-Dove in the Deluge : may he revisit our perishing- Ark with Olive in his bill ! BOOK VII. FEARFUL SHIPWRECK OF THE DOUBLE- MARRIAGE PROJECT. February-November, 1730. CHAPTER I. ENGLAND SENDS THE EXCELLENCY HOTHAM TO BERLIN. Things, tlierefore, are got to a dead-lock at Berlin : rebel- lious Womankind peremptorily refuse Weissenfels, and take to a bed of sickness ; inexpugnable tbere, for tlie moment. Baireuth is but a weak middle term ; and there are disagree- ments on it. Answer from England, affirmative or even nega- tive, we have yet none. Promptly affirmative, that might still avail, and be an honorable outcome. Perhaps better pause till that arrive, and declare itself ? — Friedrich Wilhelm knows nothing of the Villa mission, of the urgencies that have been used in England : but, in present circumstances, he can pause for their answer. Majesty and Crown-Prince with him make a Run to Dresden. To outward appearance, Friedrich Wilhelm, having written that message to Baireuth, seems easier in mind ; quiet with the Queen; though dangerous for exploding if Wilhelmina and the Prince come in view. Wilhelmina mostly squats ; Prince, who has to be in view, gets slaps and strokes " daily {journellement)" says the Princess, — or almost daily. For the rest, it is evident enough, Weissenfels, if not got passed through the Female Parliament, is thrown out on the second CiiAP. r. EXCELLENCY IIOTHAM SENT TO BERLIN. 631 Feb. 1730. reading, and so is at least finished. Ought we not to make a run to Dresden, therefore, and apprise the Polish Majesty ? Short run to Dresden is appointed for February 18th ; ^ and the Prince-lloyal, perhaps suspected of meditating something, and safer in his Father's company than elsewhere, is to go. Wilhelmina had taken leave of him, night of the 17th, in her Majesty's Apartment ; and was in the act of undressing for bed, when, — judge of a young Princess's terror and sur- prise, — "There stept into the anteroom," visible in the half-light there, a most handsome little Cavalier, dressed, not succinctly as Colonel of the Potsdam Giants, but " in magnificent French style. — I gave a shriek, not knowing who it was ; and hid myself behind a screen. Madam de Sonsfeld, my Governess, not less frightened than myself, ran out " to see what auda- cious person, at such undue hour, it could be. " But she re- turned next moment, accompanying the Cavalier, who was laughing heartily, and whom I recognized for my Brother. His dress so altered him, he seemed a different person. He was in the best humor possible. " ' I am come to bid you farewell once more, my dear Sis- ter,' said he : * and as I know the friendship you have for me, I will not keep you ignorant of my designs. I go, and do not come back, I cannot endure the usage I suffer ; my patience is driven to an end. It is a favorable opportunity for iiinging off that odious yoke ; I will glide out of Dresden, and get across to England; where I do not doubt I shall work out your deliverance too, when I am got thither. So I beg you, calm yourself. We shall soon meet again in places where joy shall succeed our tears, and where we shall have the happiness to see ourselves in peace, and free from these persecutions.' " 2 Wilhelmina stood stupefied, in silence for some moments; — argued long with her Brother ; finally got him to renounce those wild plans, or at least postpone them ; and give her his word that he would attempt nothing on the present occasion. This small Dresden Excursion of February, 1730, passed, accordingly, without accident. It was but the prelude to a 1 Fassmann, p. 404. * Wilhelmina, t 205. 632 WRECK OF DOUBLE-MAEKIAGE PROJECT. Book VII. Feb. 1730. much grander Visit now agreed upon between tlie neighbor- ing Majesties. For there is a grand thing in the wind. Some- thing truly sublime, of the scenic-military kind, which has not yet got a name ; but shall soon have a world-wide one, — "Camp of Muhlberg," ''Camp of Kadewitz," or however to be named, — which liis Polish Majesty will hold in those Saxon parts, in a month or two. A thing that will astonish all the world, we may hope ; and where the King and Prince of Prus- sia are to attend as chief guests. It was during this brief absence in February, or directly after Friedrich Wilhelm had returned, that Queen Sophie had that fit of real sickness we spoke of. Scarcely was his Maj- esty got home, when the Queen, rather ambiguous in her sicknesses of late, fell really and dangerously ill : so that Fried- rich Wilhelm, at last recognizing it for real, came hurrying in from Potsdam ; wept loud and abundantly, poor man ; declared in private, " He would not survive his Feekin ; " and for her sake solemnly pardoned Wilhelmina, and even Fritz, — till the symptoms mended.-* ■Sow Villa was received in Englani. Meanwhile Dr. Villa, in England, has sped not ill. Villa's eloquence of truth; the Grumkow-Eeichenbach Correspond- ence in St. Mary Axe : these two things produce their effect. These on the one hand ; and then on the other, certain ques- tionable aspects of Fleury, after that fine Soissons Catastrophe to the Kaiser ; and certain interior quarrels in the English Ministry, partly grounded thereon : — " On the whole, why should not we detach Friedrich Wilhelm from the Kaiser, if we could, and comply with a Eoyal Sister ? " think they at St. James's. Political men take some interest in the question; "Why neglect your Prince of Wales ? " grumbles the Public : " It is a solid Protestant match, eligible for Prince Fred and us ! " — " Why bother with the Kaiser and his German puddles ? " asks Walpole : " Once detach Prussia from him, the Kaiser 1 Wilhelmina, i. 306. Chap. I. EXCELLENCY HOTHAM SENT TO BERLIN. 633 Feb. 1730. will perhaps sit still, and leave the world and us free of his Pragmatics and his Sanctions and Apanages." — " Quit of him ? German puddles ? " answers Townshend dubitatively, — who has gained favor at head-quarters by going deeply into said puddles ; and is not so ardent for the Prussian Match ; and indeed is gradually getting into quarrel with Walpole and Queen Caroline.^ These things are all favorable to Dr. Villa. In fact, there is one of those political tempests (dreadful to the teapot, were it not experienced in them) going on in Eng- land, at this time, — what we call a Change of Ministry ; — daily crisis laboring towards fulfilment, or brewing itself ripe. Townshend and Walpole have had (how many weeks ago Coxe does not tell us) that meeting in Colonel Selwyn's, which ended in their clutching at swords, nay almost at coat-collars : ^ hon- orable Brothers-in-law : but the good Sister, who used to rec- oncile them, is now dead. Their quarrels, growing for some years past, are coming to a head. "When the firm used to be Townshend and Walpole, all was well ; when it had to become Walpole and Townshend, all was not well ! " said Walpole afterwards. Things had already gone so far, that Townshend brought Chesterfield over from the Hague, last Autumn ; — a Baron de Montesquieu, with the Esjjrit des Lois in his head, sailed with Lord Chesterfield on that occasion, and is now in Eng- land " for two years ; " — but Chesterfield could not be made Secretary ; industrious Duke of Newcastle stuck so close by that office, and by the skirts of Walpole. Chesterfield and Townshend versus Walpole, Colonel Stanhope (Harrington) and the Pelhams : the Prussian Match is a card in that game ; and Dr. Villa's eloquence of truth is not lost on Queen Caro- line, who in a private way manages, as always, to rule pretty supreme in it. There lies in the State-Paper Office,® without date or sig- nature, a loose detached bit of writing, in scholastic style, but brief and to the purpose, which is evidently the Memorial of 1 Coxe, i. 332-339. 2 Jb. p. 335. • Close bj Despatch (rrussian) : " London, 8th February (o. s.) 1729-1730." G34 WRECK OF DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT. Book VIL Feb. 1730 Villa; but as it teaches us nothing that we do not already know, it need not be inserted here. The man, we can perceive farther, continued useful in those Official quarters, answering questions about Prussia, helping in the St.-Mary-Axe decipher- ings, and in other small ways, for some time longer ; after which he vanishes again from all record, — vv'hether to teach English farther, or live on some modicum of pension granted, no man knows. Poor old Dove, let out upon the Deluge in serge gown : he did bring back a bit of olive, so to speak ; — had the i^resage but held, as it did in Noah's case ! In a word, the English Sovereignties and Ministries have determined that an Envoy Extraordinary (one Hotham, they think of), with the due solemnity, be sent straightway to Ber- lin ; to treat of those interesting matters, and officially put the question there. Whom Dubourgay is instructed to an- nounce to his Prussian Majesty, with salutation from this Court. As Dubourgay does straightway, with a great deal of pleasure.^ How welcome to his Majesty we need not say. And indeed, after such an announcement (1st March, 1730, the day of it), they fell into cheerful dialogue ; and the Brig- adier had some frank conversation with his Majesty about the " Arbitration Commission " then sitting at Brunswick, and European affairs in general. Conversation which is carefully preserved for us in the Brigadier's Despatch of the morrow. It never was intrinsically of much moment ; and is now fallen very obsolete, and altogether of none : but as a glance at first- hand into the dim old thoughts of • Eriedrich Wilhelm, the reader may take it with him : — " The King said next, That though we made little noise, yet he knew well our design was to kindle a fire in other parts of Lower Germany. To which I answered. That if his Majesty would give me favorable hearing, I could easily persuade him of the peaceable intentions of our Allies. 'Well,' says he, * the Emperor will abandon the Netherlands, and who will be master of them ? I see the day when you will make France so powerful, that it will be difficult to bring them to reason again.' — Dxihourgay : '■ If the Emperor abandoned the Neth- 1 Despatches: London, 8th February ; Berlin, 2d March, 1730 CiLvr. I. EXCELLENCY HOTHAM SENT TO BERLIN. 635 March, 1730. erlands, they would be governed by their own ^Magistrate, and defended by their own Militia. As to the French, we are too well persuaded of the benefit of our Allies, to — ' Upon which the King of Prussia said, ' It appeared plainly we had a mind to dispose as we pleased of Kingdoms and provinces in Italy, so that probably our next thought would be to do the same in Germany.' — Duhourgay : 'The allotments made in favor of Don Carlos have been made with the consent of the Emperor and the whole Empire. We could not suffer a longer inter- ruption of our commerce with Spain, for the sake of the small difference between the Treaty of Seville and the Quadruple Alliance, in regard to the Garrison,' " — to the introducing of Spanish Garrisons, at once, into Parma and Piacenza ; which was the special thunder-bolt of the late Soissons Catastrophe, or Treaty of Seville. — " ' Well, then,' says his Prussian Majesty, 'you must allow, then, there is an infraction of the Quadruple Alliance, and that the Emperor will make war ! ' 'I hope not,' said I: 'but if so, a Ten-Years War, in conjunc- tion with the Allies of Seville, never would be so bad as the interruption of our Commerce with Old and New Spain for one year.' "The King of Prussia's notion about our dkposing of prov- inces in Germamj," adds Dubourgay, " is, I believe, an insinu- ation of Seckendorf, who, I doubt not, has made him believe we intended to do so with respect to Berg and Jiilich." Very probably : — but Hotham is getting under way, hope- ful to spoil that game. Prussian Majesty, we see, is not insen- sible to so much honor ; and brightens into hopefulness and fine humor in consequence. What radiancy spread over the Queen's side of the House we need not say. The Tobacco- Parliament is like to have a hard task. — Friedrich Wilhelm privately is well inclined to have his Daughter married, with such outlooks, if it can be done. The marriage of the Crown- Prince into such a family would also be very welcome ; only — only — There are considerations on that side. There are reasons ; still more there are whims, feelings of the mind to- wards an unloved Heir- Apparent : upon these latter chiefly lie the hopes of Seckendorf and the Tobaoco-Parliament. 636 WEECK OF DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT. Book VII. 2d Apr. 1730. What the Tobacco-Parliament's specific insinuations and deliberations were, in this alarming interim, no Hansard gives us a liint. Faint and timid they needed, at first, to be ; such unfavorable winds having risen, blowing off at a sad rate the smoke of that abstruse Institution. — '' Jarai-hleu ! ^^ snuffles the Feldzeugmeister to himself. But "■ Si Deus est nobiscum,''^ as Grumkow exclaims once to his beautiful Eeichenbach, or Nosti as he calls him in their slang or cipher language, " If God is with us, who can prevail against us ? " For the Grum- kow can quote Scripture ; nay solaces himself with it, which is a feat beyond what the Devil is competent to. Excellency Hotham arrives in Bei-lin. The Special Envoy to be sent to Berlin on this interest- ing occasion is a dignified Yorkshire Baronet ; Sir Charles Hotham, '' Colonel of the Horse-Grenadiers ; " he has some post at Court, too, and is still in his best years. His Wife is Chesterfield's Sister; he is withal a kind of soldier, as we see ; — a man of many sabre-tashes, at least, and acquainted with Cavalry-Drill, as well as the practices of Goldsticks : his Father was a General Ofiicer in the Peterborough Spanish Wars. These are his eligibilities, recommending him at Ber- lin, and to Official men at home. Family is old enough : Hothams of Scorborough in the East Kiding ; old as Wilhelmus Bastardus ; and subsists to our own day. This Sir Charles is lineal Son of the Hothams who lost their heads in the Civil War ; and he is, so to speak, lineal Uncle of the Lords Hotham that now are. For the rest, a handsome figure, promjit in French, and much the gentleman. So far has Villa sped. Hotham got to Berlin on Sunday, 2d April, 1730. He had lingered a little, waiting to gather up some skirts of that Reiehenbach-Grumkow Correspondence, and have them ready to show in the proper Quarter. For that is one of the chief arrows in his quiver. But here he is at last : and on Monday, he is introduced at Charlottenburg to the Prussian Majesty ; and finds an abundant welcome to himself and his prelimina- Chap. I. EXCELLENCY HOTHAM SENT TO BERLIN. 637 3d Apr. 1730. ries. "Marriage into that fine high Country (magnifike Land) will be welcome to uiy Daughter, 1 believe, as flowers in May : to me also how can it be other than welcome ! — ' Farther in- structions,' you say ? Yes, surely ; and terms honorable on both sides. Only say nothing of it, I had rather tell the girl myself."* To that frank purport spoke his Majesty; — and invites the Excellency Hotham to stay dinner. Great dinner at Charlottenburg, accordingly ; Monday, 3d Ai)ril, 1730 : the two English Excellencies Hotham and Du- bourgay, then General Borck, Knyphausen, Grumkow, Secken- dorf and others ; — " where," says Hotham, giving Despatch about it, " we all got immoderately drunk." Of which dinner there is sordid narrative, from Grumkow to his Nosti (to his Keichenbach, in cant speech), still visible through St. Mary Axe, were it worth much attention from us. Passages of wit, loaded with allusion, flew round the table : " A German ducat is change for an English half-guinea," and the like sprightly things. Nay at one time, Hotham's back being turned, they openly drink, — his Majesty in a state of exhilaration, having blabbed the secret : — "To the health of Wilhelmina Princess of Wales ! " Upon which the whole Palace of Charlotten- burg now bursts into tripudiatiou ; the very valets cutting capers, making somersets, — and rushing off with the news to Berlin. Observable, only, that Hotham and Dubourgay sat silent in the tripudiatiou ; with faces diplomatically grave. Several points to be settled first ; no hallooing till we are out of the wood. News came to Berlin Schloss, doubtless at full gallop, which would only take a quarter of an hour. This is Wilhelmina's experience of it. Afternoon of Monday, 3d of April, 1730, in the Schloss of Berlin, — towards sunset, some ornamental seam in one's hand : — " I was sitting quiet in my Apartment, busy w' ith w^ork, and some one reading to me, when the Queen's Ladies rushed in, with a torrent of domestics in the rear ; who all bawled out, putting one knee to the ground, ' They were come to salute the Princess of Wales.' I fairly believed these poor people 1 Kauke, i. 284. 638 WRECK OF DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT. Book VII. 3d Apr. 1730. had lost their wits ; they would not cease overwhelming me with noise and tumult, their joy was so great they knew not what they did. When the farce had lasted some time, they at last told me " — what our readers know. What the demure Wilhelmina professes she cared next to nothing about. " I was so little moved by it, that I answered, going on with my work, ' Is that all ? ' Which greatly surprised them. A while afterwards my Sisters and several Ladies came also to congratulate me. I was much loved; and I felt more de- lighted at the proofs each gave me of that than at what occa- sioned them. In the evening I went to the Queen's : you may readily conceive her joy. On my first entrance, she called me ' her dear Princess of Wales ; ' and addressed Madam de Sons- feld as ' Milady.' This latter took the liberty of hinting to her, that it would be better to keep quiet ; that the King having yet given no notice of this business, might be provoked at such demonstration, and that the least trifle could still ruin all her hopes. The Countess ^ Finkenstein joining her remon- strances to Sonsfeld's, the Queen, though with regret, prom- ised to moderate herself." ^ This is the effulgent flaming-point of the long-agitated Eng- lish iVIatch, which we have so often caught in a bitterly smok- ing condition. " The King indeed spoke nothing of it to us, on his return to Berlin in a day or two," says Wilhelmina ; " which we thought strange." But everybody considered it certain, nothing but the details left to settle. " Hotham had daily conferences with the King." " Every post brought let- ters from the Prince of Wales : " of which Wilhelmina saw several, — this for one specimen, general purport of the whole: "I conjure you, my dear Hotham, get these negotia- tions finished ! I am madly in love (amoureux comme un fou\ and my impatience is unequalled." ^ Wilhelmina thought these sentiments " very romantic " on the part of Prince Fred, " who had never seen me, knew me only by repute : " — and answered his romances and him with tiffs of laughter, in a prettily fleering manner. Effulgent flame-point ; — which was of very brief duration 1 WUhelmina, i. 215. 2 n,. i. oiS- Chap. II. LANGUAGE OF BIRDS. 639 April, 1730. indeed, and which sank soon into bitterer smoke than ever, down almost to the choking state. Tliere are now six weeks of Diplomatic History at the Court of Berlin, which end far otherwise than they began. Weeks well-nigh indecipherable ; so distracted are they, by black-art and abstruse activities above ground and below, and so distractedly recorded for us : of which, if it be humanly possible, we must try to convey some faint notion to mankind. CHAPTEE 11. LANGUAGE OF BIRDS : EXCELLENCY HOTHAM PROVES UNAVAILING. Already next morning, after that grand Dinner at Charlot- tenburg, Friedrich Wilhelm, awakening with his due headache, thought, and was heard saying, He had gone too far ! Those gloomy looks of Hotham and Dubourgay, on the occasion ; they are a sad memento that our joyance was premature. The English mean the Double-Marriage ; and Friedrich Wilhelm is not ready, and never fairly was, for more than the Single. " Wilhelmina Princess of Wales, yes with all my heart ; but Friedrich to an English Princess — Hm, na ; " — and in a day more,^ plainly " No." And there it finally rests ; or if rocked about, always settles there again. And why, No ? — Truly, as regarded Crown-Prince Fried- rich's Marriage, the question had its real difficulties : and then, still more, it had its imaginary ; and the subterranean activities were busy ! The witnesses, contemporaneous and other, assign three reasons, or considerations and quasi- reasons, which the Tobacco-Parliament and Friedrich Wil- helm's lively fancy could insist upon it till they became irrefragable : — First, his rooted discontent with the Crown-Prince, some 1 "Instruction to his Ministers, 5th April," cited by Kanke, i. 285 n. C40 AYRECK OF DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT. Book VII. April, 1730. even say his jealousy of the Crown-Prince's talents, render it unpleasant to think of promoting him in any way. Second, natural German loyalty, enlivened by the hope of Jiilich and Berg, attaching Friedrich Wilhelm to the Kaiser's side of things, repels him with a kind of horror from the Anti- Kaiser or French-English side. " Marry my Daughter, if you like ; I shall be glad to salute her as Princess of Wales ; but no union in your Treaty -of-Seville operations : in politics go you your own road, if that is it, while I go mine ; no tying of us, by Double or other Marriages, to go one road." Third, the magnificence of those English. "Regardless of expense," insinuates the Tobacco-Parliament ; " they will send their grand Princess hither, with no end of money ; brought up in grandeur to look down on the like of us. She can dazzle, she can purchase : in the end, may there not be a Crown-Prince Party, capable of extinguishing your Majesty here in your own Court, and making Prussia a bit of England ; all eyes being turned to such sumptuous Princess and her Crown-Prince, — Heir- Apparent, or ' Rising Sun ' as we may call him ! " — These really are three weighty almost dreadful considera- tions to a poetic-tempered King and Smoking Parliament. Out of which there is no refuge except indeed this plain fourth one : " Xo hurry about Fritz's marriage ; ^ he is but eighteen gone ; evidently too young for housekeeping. Thirty is a good time for marrying. ' There is, thank God, no lack of royal lineage; I have two other Princes,'" — and another just at hand, if I knew it. To all which there is to be added that ever-recurring invin- cible gravitation towards the Kaiser, and also towards Jiilich and Berg, by means of him, — well acted on by the Tobacco- Parliament for the space of those six weeks. During which, accordingly, almost from the first day after that Hotham Din- ner of April 3d, the answer of the royal mind, with superficial fluctuations, always is : " Wilhelmina at once, if you choose ; likely enough we might agree about Crown-Prince Friedrich too, if once all were settled ; but of the Double-Marriage, at 1 Friedricli Wilhelm to Reichenbach (13th May), infrk. Chap. II. LANGUAGE OF BIEDS. 641 April, 1730. this present time, hiire nit,^ I will have nothing to say." And as the English answer steadily, " Both or none ! " — meaning indeed to draw Prussia away from the Kaiser's leading- strings, and out of his present enchanted condition under the two Black-Artists he has about him, the Negotiation sinks again into a mere smoking, and extinct or plainly extinguish- ing state. The Grumkow-iS^os^i Cipher Correspondence might be reck- oned as another efficient cause ; though, in fact, it was only a big concomitant symptom, much depended on by both parties, and much disappointing both. In the way of persuading or perverting Friedrich Wilhelm's judgment about England, this deep-laid piece of machinery does not seem to have done much, if anything ; and Hotham, who with the English Court had calculated on it (on their detection of it) as the grand means of blowing Grumkow out of the field, produced a far opposite result on trying, as we shall see ! That was a bit of heavy ordnance which disappointed everybody. Seized by the enemy before it could do any mischief; enemy turned it round on the inventor ; fired it off on the inventor, and — it exploded through the touch-hole; singeing some people's whiskers : nothing more ! — *& A Peep into the Nosti- Grumkow Correspondence caught up in jSt. Mary Axe. Would the reader wish to look into this Nosti-Grumkow Correspondence at all ? I advise him, not. Good part of it still lies in the Paper-Office here ; '^ likely to be published by the Prussian Dryasdust in coming time: but a more sordid mass of eavesdroppings, kitchen-ashes and floor-sweepings, collected and interchanged by a pair of treacherous Flunkies (big bullying Flunky and little trembling cringing one, Grum- kow and Eeichenbach), was never got together out of 9 gen- tleman's household. To no idlest reader, armed even with 1 Ranke, i. 285 n. " Prussian Despatches, vols. xl. xli. : in a fragmentary state ; so mnch of it as they had caught up, and tried to make use of; — far too much. 64-2 WRECK OF DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT. Book VTI. April, 17;iO. barnacles, and holding mouth and nose, can the stirring-up of such a dust-bin be long tolerable. But the amazing problem was this Editor's, doomed to spell the Event into clearness if he could, and put dates, physiognomy and outline to it, by help of such Flunky-Sanscrit ! — That Xosti-Grmnkow Corre- spondence, as we now have it in the Paper-Office, — interpreta- ble only by acres of British Despatches, by incondite dateless helpless Prussian Books ("printed Blotches of Human Stu- por," as Smelfungus calls them) : how gladly would one re- turn them all to St. Mary Axe, there to lie through Eternity ! It is like holding dialogue with a rookery ; asking your way (perhaps in flight for life, as was partly my own case) by col- loquy with successive or even simultaneous Bookeries. Read- er, have you tried such a thing ? An adventure, never to be spoken of again, when once done ! Wilhelmina pretends to give quotations ^ from this subter- ranean Grumkow-Beichenbach Correspondence ; but hers are only extracts from some description or remembrance ; hardly one word is close to the original, though here and there some outline or shadow of a real passage is traceable. What frac- tional elements, capable of gaining some vestige of meaning when laid together in their cosmic order, I could pick from the circumambient immensity not cosmic, are here for the reader's behoof. Let him skip, if, like myself, he is weary ; for the substance of the story is elsewhere given. Or perhaps he has the curiosity to know the speech of birds ? With abridgment, by occasional change of phrase, above all by im- mense omission, — here, in specimen, is something like what the Rookery says to poor Friedrich Wilhelm and us, through St. :Mary Axe and the Copyists in the Foreign Oifice ! Fried- rich Wilhelm reads it (Hotham gives him reading of it) some weeks hence ; we not till generations afterwards. I abridge to the utmost; — will mark in single commas what is not Abridgment but exact Translation; — with rigorous attention to dates, and my best fidelity to any meaning there may be ; — 1 Wilhelmina, L 233-235. Chap. i£. LANGUAGE OF BIRDS. G43 April, 1730. To Nosti (the so-called Excellenz Reichenbach) in London .• Grumkow from Berlin loquitur, Reichenbach listeniug with both Lis ears (words caught up in St. Mary Axe). Berlin, M March, 1730. "The time has now come when Eeichenbach must play his game. Let him write that the heads of the Opposition, who play Austria as a card in Parlia- ment, 'are in consternation, Walpole having hinted to them that he was about to make friends with the King of Prussia ; - ' that by means of certain ministers at Berlin, and by othei- subterranean channels {autres souterrains), his Prussian Maj- esty had been brought to a disposition of that kind ' [Knyp- hausen, Borck and others will be much obliged to Eeichenbach for so writing !], That Reichenbach knows they intend send- ing a Minister to Berlin; but is certain enough, as perhaps they are, his Prussian Majesty will not let himself be lured or caught in the trap : but that the very rumor of its being pos- sible for him to change " from Austria, " would be an infinite gain to the English IMinistry," — salvation of them, in fact, in the Parliamentary cockpit. " That they had already given out in the way of rumor, How sure they were of the Court of Berlin whenever it came to the point. That Eeichenbach had tried to learn from 73 * Avhat the real result from Berlin was ; and did not think it much, though the Walpole people," all hanging so perilously upon Prussia for their existence, ' af- fected a great gayety ; and indeed felt what a gain it was even to have renewed the Negotiation with his Prussian Majesty.' Here is a King likely to get himself illuminated at first-hand upon English affairs ; by Ministers lying abroad for him, and lying at home ' — * And so the King,' concludes Grumkow, ' will think Eeich- enbach is a witch (sorcier) to be so well informed about all that, and will redouble the good opinion he has of Eeichen- bach. And so, if Eeichenbach second my ideas, we will pack Borck and Knyphausen about their business ; and will do the King faithful service,' — having, some of us, our private £500 • An Indecipherable. 644 WRECK OF DOUBLE- MAKlilAGE PROJECT. Book Vli. Apul, 1730. a year from Austria for doing it. ' The King perceives only too well that the Queen's sickness is but sham (momerie) : judge of the effect that has I I am yours entirely (tout a vous). I wait in great impatience to hear your news upon all this : for I inform you accurately how the land lies here ; so that it only depends upon yourself .to shine, and to pass for ;- miracle of just insight/ — '* sorcier,'^ or witch at guessing mysteries, Grumkow calls it again. He continues in another Missive : — Berlin, 7th March. (Let us give the original for a line or two) : ' Queen Sophie will soon rise from her bed of sickness, were this marriage done ; La Mere du Prince-Royal affecte toiijours cVetre bien inal ; mats des qice I' affaire entre le Prince de Galles et la Princesse-Royale sera faite, on la verra blent ot sur pied.' " It will behoove that Eeichenbach signify to the Prince-Eoyal's Father that all this affair has been concocted at Berlin with Borck and by 71 * with Knyphausen and 103.* That they never lose sight of an alliance with the English Princess and the Prince of Prussia ; and flatter themselves the Prince-Eoyal of Prussia will accompany the Princess- Royal," "Wilhelmina, "on her marriage there." "In a word, that all turns on this latter point," marriage of the Prince- Royal as well ; and " that Villa has given so favorable a de- scription of this Prince, that the English Princess will have him at what price soever. Nosti can also allege the affair of 100," — whom we at last decipher to be Lo7'd Harrington, once Golonel Stanhope, of Soissons, of the Madrid Embassy, of the descent on Vigo ; a distinguished new Lord, with whom New- castle hopes to shove out Townshend, — " Lord Harrington, and the division among the Ministers : " — great question, Shall the firm be Townshend and Walpole, or "Walpole and Townshend ? just going on ; brewing towards decision ; in which the Prussian Double-Marriage is really a kind of card, and may by Nosti be represented as a trump card. " The whole Town of Berlin said. This Villa was dismissed by order of the King, for he taught the eldest Princess Eng- lish ; but I see well it was Borck, 107,* Knyphausen and * An Indecipherable. Chap. II. LANGUAGE OF BIRDS. 645 April, 1730. Dubourgay that despatched him, to give a true picture of. the situation here. And if Nosti has written to his Majesty to the same effect as he does to his Friend [Despatch to Majesty has not yet come under Friend's eye] on the Queen of Eng- land's views about the Prince-Royal of Prussia, it will answer marvellously {cela vient a meroeille). I have apprised Secken- dorf of all that Nosti writes to me." ' For the rest, Xosti may perfectly assure himself that the King never will abandon Reichenbach ; and if the Prince-Royal,' sudden Fate inter- fering, * had the reins in his hand, — in that case, Seckendorf promises to Reichenbach, on the part of the Kaiser, all or more than all he can lose by the accession of the Prince. Monsieur Reichenbach may depend upon that.' ^ Slave Reichenbach at London, when this missive comes to hand, is busy copying scandal according to former instructions for behoof of his Prussian Majesty, and my Bashaw Grum- kow } for example : — To the Herr Grumkow at Berlin : ExceUenz Reichenbach loquitur; — snatched in St. Mary Axe. London, 10th March, 1730. "... Reichenbach has told his Prussian Majesty to-day by a Courier who is to pass through Brussels [Austrian Kinsky's Courier, no doubt], what amours the Prince of Wales," dissolute Fred, " has on hand at present with actresses and opera-girls. The King of Prussia will un- doubtedly be astonished. The affair merits some attention at present," — especially from an Exeellenz like me. — [Missive (body of important Grumkow Instructions just read by us) comes to hand.'] London, lUh March, 1730. ^Reichenbach will write by the 1 Prussian Despatches, vol. xl. The second of these two Letters is copied, ■we perceive, by Villa ; who transmits it to Hotham's Secretary at Berlin, with great hopes from it. Letter "unsigned" adds ViUa {point sign€e). First was transmitted by Townshend.— Following are transmitted by &c. &c. It is in that way they hare got into the State-Paper Office, — as Enclosures in the various Despatches that carried them out to Eeilin to serve as Diplomatic Ammuuition there. 28.28 Vol. 1 646 WRECK OF DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT. Book VIL April, IT-m first Ordinary [so they name Post, in those days] all that Grunv kow orders. Keichenbach sees well, they mean to play the deuce here {jouent le diable a quatre ici) : but Keichenbach will tell his Prussian Majesty what Grumkow finds fit.' Good Excel- lenz Reichenbach 'flatters himself the King will remain firm, and not let his enemies deceive him. If Grumkow and Seck- endorf have opportunit}- thej^ ma}^ tell his Prussian Majesty that the whole design of this Court is to render his Country a Province dependent on England. When once the Princess- Eoj'al of England shall be wedded to the Prince-Royal of Prussia, the English, by that means, will form such a party at Berlin, that they will altogether tie his Prussian Majesty's hands.' A comfortable piece of news to his Prussian Majesty in Tobacco-Parliament. ' Reichenbach will assuredly be vigilant ; depend on his answering Grumkow always by the first post.' Continues ; — turning his rook-bill towards Majesty now. Same date (14th March), same time, place and bird : — To his Prussian Majesty (from Excellenz Reichenbach). '. . . P.S. I had closed this Letter when a person of confi- dence came in [the fact being, my Grumkow's Miisive of in- structions came in, or figuratively speaking, my Grumkow himself], and undertook to give me in a few days a thorough insight into the intrigues which are concealed under the send- ing of this new Minister,' Hotham, ' to Berlin ; which, and how they have been concocted, he says, it will astonish me to hear. Of all this I shall immediately inform your INIajesty in a letter of my own hand; being ever eager to serve your Majesty alone.' Hotham is now fairly gone, weeks ago ; concluded to be now in Berlin, — to the horror of both rooks. Here is a croak from Nosti : — To the Herr Grumkoiv at Berlin. London, April, 1730. "... Hotham is no such conjurer as they fancy in Berlin ; — singular enough, how these English are given to undervalue the Germans ; whilst we in Germany Chap. II. LANGUAGE OF BIRDS. 647 A))ril, 1730. overvalue them " (avons une idee trop vaste, they trop petite). 'There is, for instance, Lord Chesterfield, passes here for a fair-enough kind of man {bon homme), and is a favorite with the King [not with Walpole or the Queen, if Nosti knew it] ; but nobody thinks him such a prodigy as you all do in Ger- many,' — which latter bit of Germanism is an undoubted fact; cui-ious enough to the English, and to the Germans that now read in extinct Books. Hotham, as we said, got to Berlin on the 2d of April. From Berlin comes thereupon, at great length, sordid descrip- tion by Grumkow, of that initiatory Hotham Dinner, April Third, with fearful details of the blazing favor Hotham is in. Which his Majesty (when Hotham hands it to him, in due time) will read with painful interest ; as Eeichenbach now does ; — but which to us is all mere puddle, omissible in this place. To which sad Strophe, there straightway follows due Anti- strophe, Reichenbach croaking responsive ; — and we are to note, the rooks always speak in the third person and by am- biguous periphrasis ; never once say " I " or " You," unless forced by this Editor, for brevity's sake, to do it. Reichen- bach from his perch thus hoarsely chants : — To the Herr Grumkoio at Berlin. London, 11th April. ' Eeichenbach est coup-d&-foudre, — is struck by lightning, — to hear these Berlin news ; ' — and ex- presses, in the style of a whipt dog, his sorrows, uncertainties and terrors, on the occasion. " Struck with lightning. Eeel myself quite ill, and not in a condition to write much to-day. It requires another head than mine to veer round so often (chanrjer si souvent de systeme). In fine, Nosti est au lout de son latin [is at his wit's end, poor devil) ! Both Majesties have spoken openly of the favorable news from Berlin ; funds rose in consequence. New Minister [Walpole come to the top of the Firm, Townshend soon to withdraw, impatient of the bottom] is all-powerful now: tempora, O mores /^' "1 re- ceive universal congratulations, and have to smile " in a ghastly manner. "The King and Queen despise me. I put myself in 64S WRECK OF DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT. Book VtL April, 1730. their way last Levee, bowing to tlie ground ; but they did not even condescend to look." ^ Notre grand petit-muitre,' little George, the Olympian Jove of these parts, " passed on as if I had not been there." ' Chesterfield, they say, is to go, in great pomp, as Ambassador Extraordinary, and fetch the Princess over. And' — Alas, in short. Once I was hap-hap- happy, but now I 'm 7?ieeserable ! London, lAth April. " Slave Reichenbach cannot any longer write secret Letters to his Prussian Majesty according to the old strain, of your prescribing ; but must stand by his vacant Official Despatches : the scene being entirely 'changed, he also must change his manner of writing " — poor knave. " He will have to inform his Majesty, however, by and by, though it is not safe at present," — for example, — ' That his Britan- nic Majesty is becoming from day to day more hated by all the world ; and that the Prince of Wales is no longer liked by the Public, as at first ; because he begins to give himself airs, and takes altogether the manners of his Britannic Majesty, that is to say of a puppy (^petit-mditre) ; let my Amiable [Grumkow] be aware of that ' — Yes, let him be aware of that, to his comfort, — and still more, and all readers along with him, of what follows : — ' Reichenbach likewise with great confidence informs the Greatest Confidant he has in the world [same amiable Grum- kow], that he has discovered within this day or two,' a tre- mendous fact, known to our readers some time ago, ' That the Prince-Royal of Prussia has given his written assurances to the Queen here, Never to marry anybod}* in the world except the Princess Amelia of England, happen what will [Prussian ]\Iajesty will read this with a terrible interest ! Much nearer to him than it is to us]. In consideration of which Promise the Queen of England is understood,' falsely, 'to have an- swered that they should, at present, ask only the Princess- Royal of Prussia for their Prince of Wales,' and let the Double-Marriage he, seemingly, as his Prussian Majesty wishes it. ' Monsieur de Reichenbach, did not speak of this to his Prussian Majesty: fooling it too dangerous just now. — Chap. IT. LANGUAGE OF BIRDS. 649 April, 1730. 'Lord Townshend is still at his place in the country [Rainham in Norfolk] : but it is said he will soon come to Town ; having lieard the great news that they had already got his Prussian Majesty by the nose. Eeichenbach forgets if he already told Grumkow that the rumor runs, Lord Chesterfield, in quality of Ambassador to Berlin, is to bring the Princess Wilhelmina over hither : ' — you did already, poor confused wretch ; unusually bewildered, and under frightful eclipse at present. Continues after four days : — Ajjril l^th. "... Lord Stratford [to me an unknown Lord- ship] and Heads of Opposition would like to ascertain what Hotham's offer to the King of Prussia i?." Truly, yes ; they mean to ask in Parliament (as poor gam- blers in that Cockpit are wont), ' And why did not you make the offer sooner, then ? Friendship Avith his Prussian Majesty, last year, would have saved the whole of that large Water- spout about the Meadows of Clamei ! Nay need we, a few months ago, have spent such loads of gold subsidizing those Hessians and Danes against him ? The treasures of this Country go a strange road, Mr. Speaker ! What is the use of our industries and riches ? ' Heavens, yes, what ! But we con- tinue to excerpt and interpret : — Reichenbach " has said nothing of this to his Prussian Majesty, Reichenbach has not ; too dangerous in our present down-pressed state : — though amazingly exkct always in news, and attached to his Prussian Majesty as mortal seldom was. Need he fear their new Hotham, then ? Does not fear Hotham, not he him, being a man so careful of truth in his news. Dare not, however, now send any intelligence about the Royal Family here ; Prussian Majesty having ordered him not to write gossip like a spiteful woman : What is he to do ? In- struct him, my Amiable. " Know, for the rest, and be aware of it, Amiable, that Queen Caroline here is of opinion. The Amiable Grumkow should be conciliated ; and that Queen Sophie and Hotham are understood to have been trying it. Do not abandon me, Amiable ; nay I know you will not, you and Seckendorf, never, though I am a poor man. 650 WKECK OF DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT. Book VII. April, 1730. " Have found out a curious story, histoh e fort curieuse, — about one of Prince Fred's amourettes.'' Story which this Editor, in the name of the whole human species, will totally suj)press, and sweep into the cesspool, to herald Keichenbach thither. Except only that this corollary by the Duchess of Kendal may be appended to the thing : — "■ Duchess of Kendal [Hop-pole Enierita, now gone to devo- tion, whom we know, piously turns up her eyes at such doings], thinks the Princess Wilhelmina will have a bad life of it with Fred, and that she ' will need the wisdom of Solomon to get on here.' Not a good bargain, this Prince Fred and his Sister. A dissolute fellow he, not liked by the Public " (I should hope). 'Then as to Princess Amelia, she, who was always haughty, begins to give herself airs upon the Prince-Royal of Prussia ; she is as ill-tempered as her Father, and still more given to backbiting (jjIus railleuse), and will greatly displease the Potsdam Majesty.' These are cheering thoughts. "But what is to become of Nosti ? Faithful to his Grumkow, to his Seckendorf — to his pair of sheep-stealers, poor dog. But if trouble rise ; — oh, at least do not hang me, ye incomparable pair ! " — The Motham Despatches. Slave Nosti's terrors, could he see behind the scenes, are without foundation ! the tremendous Hotham Negotiation, all ablaze at that Charlottenburg Dinner, is sunk low enough into the smoking state, threatening to go out altogether. Smoke there may still be, perceptible vestiges of smoke ; which indeed, for a long time, fitfully continued : but, at the time while Nosti, quaking in every joint of him, writes these terrors, Hotham perceives that his errand is vain ; that prop- erly there has as good as extinction supervened. April 3d was the flame-point ; which lasted in its brightness only for a few days or hours. April is not gone, or half gone, when flaming has quite ceased, and the use of bellows, never so judicious, is becoming desperate : and long before the end of May, no red is to be seen in the affair at all, and the very bellows are laid down. Chap. II. HOTHAM PROVES UNAVAILING. 651 12th April, 1730. Here are the epochs : riddled out of such a mass of extinct rubbish as human nature seldom had to deal with ; — here are certain extracts in a greatly condensed state, from the au- thentic voluminous Hotliam Despatches and Responses ; — which may conveniently interrupt the Nosti Babblement at this point. To my Lord Totvnshend at London: Excellency Hotham loquitur (iu a greatly coudensed form). Berlin, 12th April, 1730. "... Of one or two noteworthy points I have to apprise your Lordship. So soon as his Maj- esty was sober, he found that he had gone too far at that grand dinner of Monday 3d ; and was in very bad humor in conse- quence. Crown-Prince has written from Potsdam to his Sis- ter, ' No doubt I am left here lest the English wind get at me (de peur que le vent anglais ne me tourhdt).^ Saw King at Parade, who was a little vague ; ' is giving matters his consid- eration.' Majesty hac said to Borck and Knyphausen, 'If they want the Double-Marriage, and to detach me from the Kaiser, let them propose something about Jiilich and Berg.' Sits the wind in that quarter ? King has said since, to one Mars"-hall, a Private-Secretary who is in our interest : 'I hate my Son, and my Son hates me : we are best asunder ; — let thorn make him Statthalter (Vice-regent) of Hanover, with his Princess!' Commission might be made out in the Princess Amelia's name ; proper conditions fixed, and so on : — Knyp- hausen suggests it could be done. Knyphausen is true to us : but he stands alone [not alone, but cannot much help] ; does not even stir in the Nosti or St.-3Tary-Axe Affair as yet." Prince Priedrich to be Statthalter in Hanover with his Eng- lish Princess ? That would save the expense of an Establish- ment for him at home. That has been suggested by the Knyphausen or English party : and no doubt it looked flatter- ing to his Prussian Majesty for moments. This may be called Eiwch first, after that grand Charlottenburg Dinner. Then as to the Nosti Affair, in which Knyphausen " does 652 WRECK OF DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT. Book vri. April, 1730. not stir as yet," — the fact is, it was only put into Knyp- hausen's hands the day before yesterday, as we soon discover ; and Knyphausen is not so sure about it as some are ! That Hotham Despatch is of Wednesday, 12th April. And not till yesterday could Guy Dickens report performance of the other important thing. Captain Guy Dickens, a brisk handy military man, Secretary to Dubourgay this good while past, " Has duly received from Head-quarters the successive Nosti- Gnimkoxo documents, caught up in St. Mary Axe ; has now delivered them to Knyphausen, to be laid before his Prussian Majesty in a good hour ; and would fain (Tuesday, April 11th) hope some result from this step." Not for almost a month does Hotham himself say anything of it to the Prussian Maj- esty, good hour for Knyphausen not having come. But now, in regard to that Hanover Statthaltership, hear Townshend, — condensed, but not nearly so much so, my Lord being a suc- cinct man who sticks always creditably to the point : — To the Excellency Hotham at Berlin (from Lord Townshend). London, 21th April. "Yes, you shall have the Hanover Vice-regency. We will set up the Crown-Prince Friedrich in Hanover as desired ; but will give the Commission to our own Princess, that being more convenient for several reasons : Crown-Prince, furthermore, must promise to come over to Eng- land when we require him ; item may repay us our expenses hereafter. As to Marriage-Portions, we will give none with our Princess, nor ask any with theirs. Both marriages or none." And so enough. Alas, nothing came of this; Prussian Majesty, in spite of thrift, perceiving that, for several reasons, it would not do. Meanwhile Grumkow, we learn from a secret source,^ has been considerably courted by Hotham and her Prussian Majesty ; Queen Caroline having signified from England, That they ought to gain that knave, — what price did he charge for him- self ? But this also proves quite unavailing ; never came to pricing. And so, — hear Hotham once more : — 1 Nosli, suprk (18th April), p. 185; infra, p. 191. Chap. II. HOTHAM PROVES UNAVAILING. 653 22d April, 1730. To Lord Toivnshend at London (from Excellency Hotham). Berlin, 18tk April. "... Gi'umkow is a thorn in my side : one would like to do him some service in return." ^Cannot you stop an Original Letter of his ' (we have only deciphered Copies as yet) to that Reichenbach or Nosti, 'strong enough to break his back ? ' — They will try. Hotham continues in next Despatch : — Berlin, 22d Ajjril. " Dined with the King again ; Crown- Prince was present : dreadfull}^ dejected, — ' at which one can- not help being moved ; there is something so engaging in the Prince, and everybody says so much good of him.' " Hear Hotham ! Who again, three days after, says of our Fritz : * If I am not much mistaken, this young Prince will one day make a very considerable figure.' " Wish we could manage the Marriage ; but this Grumkow, this " — Cannot they con- trive to send an Original strong enough ? Alas, from the same secret source we learn, within a week, that Grumkow's back is very strong ; the Tobacco-Parliament in full blast again, and Seckendorf's Couriers galloping to Vienna with the best news. Nay his Majesty looks expressly " sour upon Hotham," or does not look at all ; will not even speak when he sees him ; — for a reason we shall hear.^ Can it be thought that any liberality in use of the bellows or other fire-implements will now avail with his Majesty ? Second and last Peej) into the Nbsti-Grrmnkow CorrS' spondence caught up in St. Mary Axe. But at this point let our Two Rooks recommence a little : Nosti, on the 18th, we left quaking in every joint of him ; — and good news was almost at the door, had afflicted Nosti known it. Grumkow's strain (suppressed by us here), all this while, is in general, almost ever since the blaze of that Hotham Dinner went off into rejjentant headache: 'Pshaw, don't fear!' Nay after a fortnight or so, it is again : ' Steady ! we are all 1 Nosti, infra (29th April), p. 191. 654 WRECK OF DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT. Book Vil April, 1730. right ? ' Tobacco-Parliament and the Royal Imagination making such progress. This is still but the third week since that grand Dinner at Charlottenburg : — To the Excellenz Reichenbach at London (from Grumkow). Berlin, 22d Ajjril. 'King wants to get rid of the Princess' Wilhelmina, ' who is grown lean, ugly, with pimples on her face (qui est devenue maigre, laide, couperosee,' ^ — dog : will nobody horsewhip that lie out of him !) — ' judge what a treat that will be to a Prince of Wales, who has his amourettes ! ' All is right, Nosti, is it not ? Berlin, 25t7i April. " King declared to Seckendorf yester- day again, He might write to the Kaiser, That while he lived, nothing should ever part his Majesty from the Kaiser and his Cause ; that the French dare not attack Luxembourg, as is threatened; and if they do — ! Upon which Seckendorf de- spatched a Courier to Vienna. " As to Hotham, he explains himself upon nothing," — stalks about with his nose in the air, as if there were nothing farther to be explained. "I spoke yesterday of the Single Match, "Wilhelmina and Prince of Wales ; King answered, even of the Single Match, Devil fly away with it ! " — or a still coarser phrase. ' Meanwhile the Queen, though at the end of her eighth month, is cheery as a fish in water ; ^ and always forms grand project of totally ruining Seckendorf, by Knyphausen's and other help.' " Hotham yesterday, glancing at Nosti no doubt, said to the Sieur de Potsdam [cant phrase for the King], ' That great Princes were very unlucky to have ministers that durst not show themselves in good society ; for the residt was, they sent nothing but false news and rumors picked up in coffee-houses.' " "Coffee-houses ? " answers Reichenbach, by and by : " Reich- enbach is in English society of the first distinction, and receives 1 This is one of the sentences Wilhelmina has got hold of ( Wilhelmina, I 234). ^ Wilhelmina has this too, in a disfigured state (i. 233). Chai-. II. HOTHAM PROVES UNAVAILING. 655 29th April, 1730. visits from Lords and Dvikes. This all the world knows " — to be nothing like the case, as Townshend too has occasionally mentioned. At any rate, continues Grumkow, "the Queen's Husband said, aside, to Nosti's Friend, ' I see he is glancing at Reieh- enbach ; but he won't make much of that (cynically speaking, nefera que de Veau claire).'' Hotham is by no means a man of brilliant mind, and his manners are rough: but Ginkel," the Dutchman, " is cleverer {plus souple), and much better liked by Nosti's Master." Antistrophe soon follows ; Loudon Eaven is himself again j — Nosti loqidtur : — London, 2oth April. "... King has written to me, I am io report to him any talk there may be in the Court here about his Majesty ! My Amiable and his Seckendorf, need they ask if Xosti will, and in a way to give them pleasure ? " . . . Strophe (allegro by the Berlin Raven or Rook, who has not yet heard the above) ; — Grumkow loquitur : — Berlin, 29th April. "... Wrong not to write entertaining news of the English Court as heretofore. King likes it. " What you say of the Prince-Royal of Prussia's writing to the Queen of England, is very curious ; and you did well to say nothing of it to the Father ; the thing being of extreme deli- cacy, and the proof difficult. But it seems likely. And I in- sinuated something of it to his Majesty, the day before yester- day [27th April, 1730, therefore ? One momentary glance of Hansard into the Tobacco-Parliament], as of a thing I had learned from a spy " (such my pretence, ISI'osti) — spy " who is the intimate friend of Knyphausen and plays traitor : you may fancy that it struck terribly." Yes ! " Ajid his Majesty has looked sour upon Hotham ever since ; and passed above an hour in colloquy with Seckendorf and me, in sight both of English Hotham and Dutch Ginkel without speaking to them. " It was true enough what Nosti heard of the Queen's fair speeches, and Hotham's, to the Friend of Xosti. But it is all ended : the Queen's, weeks ago, being in vain : Hotham too, 656 WEECK OF DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT. Book VII. 2d May, 1730. after some civilities, seems now indifferent. ' Enfin [' afin ' he always writes it, copying the indistinct gurgle of his own horse-dialect] — Afin filouterie tout pure ' (whole of it thim- blerig, on their part). " Admirable story, that of Prince Fred's amourette [sent to the cesspool by us, herald of Reichenbach thither] : let his Majesty know it, by all means. What the Duchess of Kendal [lean tall female in expensive brocades, with gilt prayer-books, visible in the body to Nosti at that time], what the Duchess of Kendal says to you is perfectly just ; and as the Princess Wilhelmina is very ill-looking \l(iide, — how dare you say so, dog ?], I believe she will have a bad life of it, the Prince of Wales being accustomed to daintier meats. Yes truly, she will, as the Duchess says, 'need to be wiser than Solomon' to conciliate the humors down there {la has) with the genius of his Prussian Majesty and Queen. — ' As for your Princess Amelia, depend upon it, while the Commandant of Potsdam lives, she will never get hold of the Prince-Royal, though he is so furiously taken with the Britannic Majesties.' " [Continues ; in answer to a Nosti " Caw ! Caw ! " which we omit.] Berlin, 2d May. — " Wish you had not told the King so positively that the English say, it shall be Double Match or none. Hotham said to the Swedish Ambassador : ' Eeicheu- bach, walking in the dark, would give himself a fine knock on the nose (aiirait un furieux pied de nez), when,' or if, ' the thing was done quite otherwise.' Have a caution what you write." Pooh, pooh ! Hotham must have said " if," not " when ; " Swede is quite astray ! — And indeed we will here leave off, and shut down this magazine of rubbish ; right glad to wash ourselves wholly from it (in three waters) forevermore. Pos- sibly enough the Prussian Dryasdust will, one day, print it in extenso, and with that lucidity of comment and arrangement which is peculiar to him; exasperated readers will then see whether I have used them ill or not, according to the oppor- tunity there was ! — Here, at any rate, my reader shall be free Chap. II. HOTHAM PROVES UNAVAILING. G57 eth May, 1730. of it. Indeed he may perceive, the negotiation was by this time come to a safe point, the Nosti-Giuuikows triumphant, and the interest of the matter mainly out. P^arther transient anxieties this amiable couple had, — traceable in that last short croak from Grumkow, — lest the English niiglit con- sent to that of the " Single-Marriage in the mean time " (which the English never did, or meant to do). For example, this other screech of Nosti, which shall be his final last- screech : — London, 12th May. — " Lord Townshend alarmingly hinted to me : Better have done with your Grumkow-and-Secken- dorf speculations : the ill-intentioned are perfectly sure to be found out at the end of the account ; and their tools will get ruined along with them. Nosti endeavored to talk big in reply : but he shakes in his shoes nevertheless ; and with a heart full of distraction exclaims now, Save yourselves, save me ! — If Hotham speak of the Single-Marriage only, it is cer- tain the Prince-Eoyal must mean to run away," and so make it a Double one in time. Yes, indeed ! But these were transient terrors. The day is our own, my Grumkow ; yes, our own, my ISTosti : — and so our Colloquy of Rookeries shall be suppressible henceforth. Sis Majesty gets Sight of the St.-Mary-Axe Documents ; hut Nothing follows from it. We have only to add what Hotham reports (Berlin, May 6th), That he "has had an interview with his jNIajesty, and spoken of the St.-Mary-Axe affair ; Knyphausen having found a moment to lay it before his Majesty." So that the above Excerpts from St. Mary Axe (all but the last two), — the above, and many more suppressed by us, — are in his Maj- esty's hands : and he is busy studying them ; will, it is likely, produce them in an amazed Tobacco-Parliament one of these evenings ! — What the emotions of the royal breast were during the perusal of this extraordinary dialogue of birds, which has 63S WPvECK OF DOUBLE-MAERIAGE PROJECT. Book VTI- 6th May, 1730. come to him througL. St. Mary Axe — ? Manifold probably : manifold, questionable ; but not tragical, or not immediately so. Certainly it is definable as the paltriest babble ; no trea- son visible in it, nor constructive treason ; but it painfully indicates, were his Majesty candid. That his Majesty is sub- ject to spies in his own House ; nay that certain parties do seem to fancy they have got his Majesty by the nose, and are piping tunes with an eye to his dancing thereto. This is a painful thought, which, I believe, does much agitate his Maj- esty now and afterwards. A painful thought or suspicion, rising sometimes (in that temperament of his) to the pitch of the horrible. I believe it occasionall}', ever henceforth, keeps haunting the highly poetic temperament of his Maj- esty, nor ever quits him again at all ; stalking always, now and then, through the vacant cliambers of his mind, in what we may call the night-season (or time of solitude and hypo- chondriacal reflection), — though in busy times again (in day- light, so to speak) he impatiently casts it from him. Poor Majesty I But figure Grumkow, figure the Tobacco-Parliament when Majesty laid these Papers on the Table ! A Hansard of that night would be worth reading. There is thunderous note of interrogation on his Majesty's face ; — what a glimmer in the hard puckery eyes of Feldzeugmeister Seckendorf, '^ Jarni- hleu ! " No doubt, an excessively astonished Parliament. Nothing but brass of face will now serve the priucii^al Honorable Gentleman there ; but in that haj)pily he is not wanting. Of course Grumkow denies the Letters point-blank : Mere forgeries, these, of the English Court, plotting to ruin your Majesty's faithful servant, and bring in other servants they will like better ! May have written to Reichenbach, nay in- deed has, this or that trifling thing : but those Copyists in St, Mary Axe, " deciphering," — garbling, manufacturing, till they make a romance of it, — alas, your Majesty ? Nay, at any rate, what are the Letters ? Grumkow can plead that they are the foolishest insignificant rubbish of Court-gossip, not tending any bad road, if they have a tendency. That Chap. II. IIOTHAM PROViS UNAVAILING. 65'J 13th May, 17.30. ' they are adapted to the nat.^re of the beast, and of the situa- tion, -^ this he will carefully abstain from remarking. "VVe have no Hansard of this Session ; all is conjecture and tobacco-smoke. What we know is, not the least effect, except an internal trouble, was produced on the royal mind by the St.-Mary-Axe Discovery. Some Question there might well be, inarticulately as yet, of Grumkow's fidelity, at least of his discretion ; seeds of suspicion as to Grumkow, which may sprout up by and by ; resolution to keep one's eye on Grum- kow. But the first practical fruit of the matter is, fierce jealousy that the English and their clique do really wish to interfere in our ministerial appointments ; so that, for the present, Grumkow is firmer in his place than ever. And privately, we need not doubt, the matter continues painful to his Majesty. One thing is certain, precisely a week after, his Majesty, — much fluctuating in mind evidently, for the Document "has been changed three or four times within forty -eight hours," — presents his final answer to Hotham. Which runs to this effect (" outrageous,"' as Hotham defines it) : — " 1°. For Hanover and your great liberality on that score, much obliged ; but upon reconsideration think it will not do. 2°. Marriage fii'st, Prince of Wales to Wilhelmina, — C(5iisent with pleasure. 3°. Marriage second, Crown-Prince Friedrich with your Amelia, — for that also we are extremely wishful, and trust it will one day take effect : but first these Seville- Treaty matters, and differences between the Kaiser and allied English and French will require to be pulled straight; that done, we will treat about the terms of Marriage second. One indispensable will be, — That the English guarantee our Suc- cession in Jiilich and Berg."^ " Outrageous " indeed ! — Crown-Prince sends, along with this, a loving message by Hotham, of earnestly deprecating tenor, to the Britannic Majesty ; " begs his Britannic Majesty not to reject the King's Proposals, whatever they may be, — this for poor Sister Wilhelminp.'s sake. ' For though he, the Crown-Prince, was determined to lose his life sooner than 1 Hotham's Despatch, 13th May, 1730. 660 WRECK OF DOUBLE-MARRIAGE PROJECT. Book VII. May, 1730. marry anybody but the Princess Amelia, yet if this Negotia- tion were broken off, his Father would go to extremities to force him and his poor Sister into other engagements.' " — Which, alas, what can it avail with the Britannic Majesty, in regard to such outrageous Propositions from the Prussian ? Britannic Majesty's Ministry, as always, answers by return of Courier : — "■ May 22d. Both Marriages, or none : Seville has no concern with both, more than with one : ditto Jiilich and Berg, — of which latter indeed we know nothing, — nor {nslde to Hotham) mean to know." ^ "Whereby Hotham per- ceives that it is as good to throw away the bellows, and consider the matter extinct. Hotham makes ready for an Excursion into Saxony, to a thing called Camp of Radewitz, or Encampment at Radewitz; a Military Spectacle of never- imagined magnificence, to be given by August the Strong there, whither all the world is crowding ; — and considers any Business he had at Berlin to be as good as done. Evidently Friedrich Wilhelm has not been much wrought upon by the St.-Mary-Axe Documents ! One week they have been revolving in the royal mind ; part of a week in the Smoking Parliament (we know not what day they were laid on the table there, but it must have been a grand occurrence within those walls !) — and tliis already (May 13th) is the result arrived at: Propositions, changed three or four times within forty-eight hours, and definable at last as "outra- geous ; " which induce Hotham to lay down the bellows, and l)repare to go his ways. Our St.-Mary-Axe discovery seems to have no effect at all ! — One other public result there is from it, and as yet one only: Eeichenbach, "from certain causes thereto moving Us (aus gewissen Uns dazu heivegenden Gmnden),''' gets a formal Letter of Kecall. Ostensible Letter, dated Berlin, 13th May, and signed Friedrich Wilhelm ; which the English may read for their comfort. Only that along with this, of the same date_ and signature, intended for Eeichenbach's comfort, the same Leather Bag brings a Private Letter (which Dickens 1 Despatch, Whitehall, 11th May (22(1 bj n. s.). CnAr. IT. IIOTHAM PROVES UNAVAILING. 6Gl May, 1730. or aiiotlier has contrived to get sight of and copy), apprising Reichenbach, That, i