THE LIBRARY 
 
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 THE UNIVERSITY 
 
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 MANY MINDS
 
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 By MAURICE BUTTON 
 
 Author of "The Greek Point of View " 
 
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 Made and Printed in Great Britain for Hoddcr and Stoughton Limited, 
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 PREFATORY NOTE 
 
 THE papers in this volume were originally com- 
 posed either as popular lectures to miscel- 
 laneous audiences in Ontario Myot, xQOTQenrixol, or Myot 
 yQixoi, or Ao'yot fjicuspTixot, as an older sophist of Greece 
 would have called them : or in other cases as lectures 
 to University societies, authors' societies and the like in 
 Toronto, Montreal and Ottawa : or, in the third case, 
 were printed in the periodical called " The University 
 Magazine," which represented in its day the Univer- 
 sities of Dalhousie and McGill and Toronto.
 
 CONTENTS 
 
 CHAP. PAGE 
 
 POPULAR LECTURES ...... 9 
 
 I THE MIND OF HERODOTUS ..... 17 
 
 II THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 29 
 
 III PLATO AND POETRY 61 
 
 IV FRANCIS BACON 76 
 
 V KIPLING . 110 
 
 VI PLATONISTS AND ARISTOTELIANS . . . .148 
 
 VII SOME OXFORD TYPES 157 
 
 VIII THE ENGLISHMAN : THE FRENCHMAN : THE ROMAN : 
 
 THE GREEK 191 
 
 IX SATIRE AND HUMOUR 242 
 
 X THOUGHT AND ACTION 252 
 
 XI QUALITY AND EQUALITY 266 
 
 XII THE BEST POLICY 281
 
 POPULAR LECTURES 
 
 AT the inauguration half a century ago of one of 
 the minor English Universities, " Ladies and 
 Gentlemen," began the Founder, pointing proudly to 
 two young gentlemen fresh from Oxford and to two 
 Cambridge men a trifle more mature, " here I offer 
 you a University eddication free of cost." 
 
 The University of Toronto in somewhat the same 
 fashion is wont to send out, on Friday evenings, 
 members of its staff to deliver popular lectures in the 
 various cities, towns and villages of Ontario. 
 
 On such occasions it is obvious to anyone who will 
 reflect a moment that the audience cannot be treated 
 in the high-handed fashion recommended once by 
 the Master of an Oxford College to a youthful and 
 conscientious extension lecturer, who was finding it 
 hard to hold his hearers. " What concessions, Master, 
 must I make to the limitations of the audience ? " 
 asked a youthful economist. The answer was un- 
 expectedly emphatic : " Damn the audience." 
 
 We in Ontario dare not do so ; we humour them 
 generally ; which means that we attempt to impart 
 humour even into the subject of economics or even 
 into more serious subjects. 
 
 A single instance will illustrate sufficiently and is 
 taken from my own experience. After I had endea- 
 voured to sketch the ancient Roman, the ancient 
 Greek, etc., to a small Ontario country town of 
 Scotch origin and had received the customary vote of 
 thanks, I was asked to convey a message to my 
 colleague due on the following Friday. *' Will you 
 kindly tell Dr. Blank that this village likes its sub-
 
 10 POPULAR LECTURES 
 
 jects handled humorously." " Certainly," I said, 
 " and what is his subject ? " " The creation of the 
 world." 
 
 A large portion of the book that follows is taken 
 from the exercises of these flamboyant Fridays, so 
 to speak ; a smaller portion from the sinister Satur- 
 days that succeeded them : when, I mean, suffering 
 from the reaction, one spoke in more serious fashion 
 than usual to one's usual students in University 
 College. 
 
 It is already clear that popular lecturing itself 
 invites a popular lecture " handled humorously." 
 I can only skirt the fringes of a fruitful theme, con- 
 fining myself to my own entertainments and those 
 of my familiar friends and colleagues. 
 
 When I was first imported into Canada from 
 Oxford fifty years ago, a babe and suckling thrown 
 into the midst of the wise after the flesh and the 
 children of this world who are more prudent in their 
 generation than the children of Oxford, I was sent to 
 a mercantile centre to introduce " The Women of 
 Greece." 
 
 I did my best and waited for the reporters' verdict. 
 My friends painfully and earnestly sought to keep 
 the next morning's papers from me ; but I outwitted 
 them and found a passage which then and after- 
 wards brought me such enlightenment and such 
 entertainment as often sweeten these intellectual 
 gymnastics. " The lecturer's delivery," I read, " was 
 monotonous and his accent distressingly Oxonian ; 
 but the subject-matter unexpectedly turned out to 
 be not without interest." 
 
 After fifty years the subject-matter remains the 
 same ; but in the other qualities there has been time, 
 I believe, for some improvement. 
 
 Other places helped to rub in these useful and 
 needed lessons. At Niagara Falls (Canadian side) 
 I once trod upon the toes of an Irish reporter by my 
 lecture on Roman, Greek, etc. ; he said quite fairly
 
 POPULAR LECTURES 11 
 
 that it should have been called rather a lecture on 
 Rome, Athens, London and Paris ; but he began his 
 report with more vivacity. " Professor Hutton lec- 
 tured here last night, if reading in a monotonous voice 
 from MSS. can be called a lecture ; however, his 
 accent was less unpleasant than that of Professor Z., 
 who preceded him last week and who was understood 
 to say, after George Eliot, that 'Jyne was in the 
 cowl-house ' ; (Professor Z. had come to us from 
 London.) The morning papers contained this criti- 
 cism, but a later morning's paper criticized the critic : 
 1 1 have looked up ' lecture ' in a dictionary," wrote 
 " Working Man," " and I read 'a reading from MSS.' ' 
 
 The reporters of those days were more vivacious 
 than those of to-day. One of them introduced me 
 in happy fashion somewhat as follows : " The polished 
 head of University College lectured here last night " ; 
 those who were present appreciated the mot. A simi- 
 lar reporter in the mercantile centre recorded above 
 wrote in a similar vein of a colleague : " From such 
 of the remarks of the reverend gentleman as perco- 
 lated to us through his beard we gathered," etc. ; or, 
 again from Niagara Falls, where the roar of the 
 cataract makes distinct enunciation necessary : " Many 
 of the learned lecturer's remarks missed us and went 
 astray in his whiskers." 
 
 Of course the humours of these evenings were 
 much increased by casual circumstance. It was my 
 fate to deliver the long screed on the Roman, etc., 
 for the first time and when the ink was hardly dry 
 in a manufacturing centre, which turned out with 
 extraordinary keenness ; the whole population seemed 
 to be present men, women and large numbers of 
 innocent children. I was taken aback and astonished, 
 but waded through the luminous-voluminous record 
 with such speed as was possible, when I had to 
 stick closely to the text. When I had finished, to 
 my own relief and every one's, I was greeted with a 
 vote of thanks which has remained embedded for
 
 12 POPULAR LECTURES 
 
 forty years in my memory. " Next Friday," said 
 the chairman (I know his name but willingly forget 
 it), " we are to have Dr. Blank, who, I am thankful 
 to say, does not use notes." This was the same 
 Dr. Blank who was to handle humorously the creation 
 of the world : what notes indeed would have served 
 him? 
 
 The chairman's views of " notes " is still the 
 prevalent view, though it is not universal, and would 
 have been fatal to much literature : to Newman's 
 sermons, for example. 
 
 At Paris (Ontario) I remember gratefully that I 
 stayed with a cultivated artist, who put in a word 
 for me (and for Newman). " If you knew," he said 
 to a malcontent and critic, " what a comfort it is to 
 me to sit under a man, who will never hem and haw, 
 and lose himself and repeat himself, but go on without 
 turning a hair, turning only leaves, to the bitter 
 and better end, to the haven desired by all, you would 
 not talk so much nonsense, nor hear so much." 
 
 Of course the ideal method is to have your MS. 
 all written out fully in front of you, but to know it 
 all by heart ; but this ideal is only reached honestly 
 and without unprofitable exertion when the lecture 
 is in constant and almost continuous demand, and 
 has been given to the public, say, in its seventieth 
 edition, or has been forgiven to the lecturer even 
 unto seventy times seven. 
 
 This was almost my fortune at one time with the 
 often quoted " Roman." It was competing, quite 
 vainly, with a lamented colleague's " Water-babies." 
 The babies had reappeared three hundred times ; 
 the " Roman " had only reached his seventy-fifth 
 metempsychosis when my colleague's demise ended 
 the unequal rivalry. Since then the "Roman" with 
 no new world to conquer has largely rested in camp, 
 waiting for other barbarian babes to fight ; but the 
 babes like the Christianity which is based upon 
 them dominated the civilization of pagan Rome.
 
 POPULAR LECTURES 13 
 
 Sometimes I was the unwilling and unwitting 
 agent of matrimonial triumphs and of a husband 
 setting down his wife : " There, my dear, you see 
 I was right ; you have been advocating an Athenaeum 
 for this village all this time. Professor Hutton 
 lectured last night for an hour and a quarter and 
 said ' Athenian ' a score of times and never once 
 4 Athenaeum.' : 
 
 Sometimes a personal triumph wasted away on 
 further inquiry. I lectured at Morrisburg and was 
 accompanied by the whirr of skates upon the ice of 
 an adjoining rink. My audience contained one man 
 with a large number of ladies ; I thanked my one 
 faithful ally (for whom I was minded as before and 
 since to open the lecture " Ladies and Mr. X.). 
 " Sir," said his wife softly to me, " he is not only 
 lame but stone-deaf." 
 
 Occasionally I have been subjected to the chequered 
 experience of being helped out by another and almost 
 simultaneous entertainment. When I had exhausted 
 half the ancient Roman once at Dunnville or some 
 place in that vicinity I was invited to sit down and 
 take breath for a time, while a capable and excellent 
 singer revived the audience for a further effort of 
 listening to me. 
 
 I was not ungrateful, knowing what I knew, that 
 some of my colleagues at Collingwood had been 
 sandwiched for the same reason with nigger minstrelsy. 
 
 It goes without saying that the chairman often 
 on these occasions, as at all lectures, furnishes the 
 comedy or the tragedy of the evening. One of my 
 colleagues in history was sent a few months after 
 the outbreak of " The Great War " to lecture at a 
 hamlet on the shore of Lake Simcoe. The chairman, 
 a local politician, took the chair at 8.15 p.m., and 
 at 9.15 was still pointing out to the audience how 
 much Sir Edward Grey had been helped in unravelling 
 the twisted skein of European diplomacy by the 
 experience which he had acquired as Governor-
 
 14 
 
 General of Canada. Canada, he pointed out truly, 
 has more politics to the square inch and more square 
 inches for politics than almost any other country on 
 the face of this earth. My colleague was left with 
 only thirty minutes in which to develop his ideas of 
 the sources of Sir Edward Grey's diplomacy. Nor 
 was it only the chairman who sometimes added to 
 the humour of these occasions ; occasionally it was 
 the local pastor when he gave board and lodging to 
 the itinerant lecturer. I remember one of these 
 hospitable clergymen who prayed " for the stranger 
 who is within our gates that the Lord, to whom all 
 things are possible, may touch even his lips with 
 fire, so that his words may not merely instruct but 
 edify and inspire, and may confirm the church." 
 
 The indulgence of the audience often helped us 
 out. One of us once with professorial absence of 
 mind left his MS. in a railway carriage when he had 
 occasion to change from one railway line to another ; 
 he arrived at his destination without the proper 
 ammunition. But did he fail ? Far from it ; never 
 had he achieved, never had any of us achieved a 
 greater succes d'estime. The audience providentially 
 was made up of the pupils of a ladies' college. My 
 colleague, providentially again, had his dress suit 
 with him ; providentially for the third and fourth 
 time he was a fine-looking man, and best of all he 
 wore a monocle. He put on the dress suit, he adjusted 
 the monocle and he held a reception of the young 
 ladies. Never has a lecture before or since gone so 
 well. 
 
 At other times the success and joy of these enter- 
 tainments has been reaped later after many days. 
 I took up some years ago, for example, the subject 
 of Lewis Carroll ; it seemed to go all right, but the 
 real triumph of the lecture was withheld for many 
 months, and only came to me in fact the other day 
 from a young woman in the Public Library at Toronto. 
 She confided to me how a dear old lady since dead,
 
 POPULAR LECTURES 15 
 
 God rest her soul had come to the Library and 
 said : " I have heard that Professor Hutton is to 
 lecture on Lewis Carroll ; I suppose I ought to read 
 Alice." Alice was given her. Within twenty-four 
 hours Alice was returned. As she slammed her down 
 on the desk she said : " I thought I had to read 
 this book ; I took ; I have read it from cover to 
 cover ; there is not one word of sense in it." 
 
 And yet I should give a very different impression 
 from that which I ought to give, and should unduly 
 emphasize an unfortunate experience of Professor 
 Huxley's, if I handled this theme of popular lecturing 
 humorously and humorously only. 
 
 Professor Huxley has somewhere recorded how he 
 was facing in some despondency one day a popular 
 audience, when his eye caught a responsive look in a 
 bright and feminine eye. " Come," he said to himself, 
 " I can venture to talk about the cerebellum even 
 to these people ; there is one intelligent eye at least 
 among them " ; and he ventured and talked the 
 subject out. At the close, and after the vote of 
 thanks, the owner of the intelligent eyes came forward 
 with profuse thanks. " There is only one small 
 question, Professor, I should like to ask ; I did not 
 quite gather from your charming lecture whether the 
 cerebellum is in the head or in the feet." 
 
 I, on the contrary, have never known an occasion, 
 however unpromising, when I have not profited as 
 well as preached, and learned as well as taught ; 
 and not merely those lessons of accent and delivery 
 already noticed, much more serious lessons. At the 
 little village of Ayr I found an interested and inter- 
 esting critic in the local minister, later to become my 
 friend in St. Andrews (Scotland) and in Toronto- 
 Mr. Thomson. He not only contributed some bon 
 mots which seemed to me to illuminate the subject 
 of ancient Rome, but he gave me the first information 
 I had received of that quaint speculation which finds 
 negro blood to be the source of the character of the
 
 16 POPULAR LECTURES 
 
 Romans. I have always known, I repeat, that no 
 man who has faith, hope and charity can try popular 
 lecturing without finding profit therein ; he will find 
 appreciation and knowledge to interest him in the 
 most unlikely places. 
 
 One of my colleagues, e.g., lectured on Shakespeare 
 in Madoc, a small and very hard- worked community 
 in an out-of-the-way mining quarter of Ontario. Th 
 whole population was present, every one but t}.< 
 overdriven driver of the local bus, and he was absent 
 unwillingly. " I apologize, boss," he said next morn- 
 ing, " for not being at the lecture ; it was splendid 
 and I hated missing it; but the missus wan hound 
 to be there, and I had to mind the baby." At. 
 Madoc a lecture was a real relief and refreshment. 
 There was neither bridge nor cinema nor skating 
 carnival to dispute the right of way ; and the audience 
 was in proportion much better attuned to Shake- 
 speare, and much more fully repaid the accomplished 
 lecturer. 
 
 His mind may even turn regretfully to Madoc 
 when he if confronting his own students ; some of 
 these, especially the young women, attend but do 
 not attend, to p<-ak after the; manner of the Athe- 
 nian. They are out not no much for a degree, B.A. 
 or B.A.D. (Baccalaurea Artis Domestics*), though 
 they may reach one, not being fools by any means, 
 still less tor knowledge and thought, as for those 
 weekly, nay nightly dam^s, for whi<-h a modern 
 University seems to furnish an unwilling, unwitting 
 OOMSJOn. Some of them, it may KafV-ly \>< ;>v,urn' d, 
 
 will be like Hippoclides: faoQifooncu, tto yAfv/r they 
 will dance away their marriage.
 
 CHAPTER I 
 THE MIND OF HERODOTUS 
 
 (1) TJKRODOTUS is called the "Father of His- 
 ""1 tory " ; dubitative persons, full of scruples 
 and mis:M\in:;s. prefer to call him the "Father of 
 i Naturally ; for history is the statement of 
 
 facts about past events or persons, and, if its facts 
 are not so, it is a scries of lies ; but there is nothing 
 so diilu ult to discover as a fact about past events, 
 except facts about persons past or present; these 
 
 art- past all diseovery. Herodotus knew this; he 
 
 starts out, therefore, with a maxim absolutely abhor- 
 rent to the more credulous and thoughtless persons 
 \\ lu> ha\ e fancied themselves historians since his day : 
 " it is not my business to believe what I hear, it is 
 my business to report it." 
 
 (2) But he was saved from writing lies solely or 
 rhu nother element in his nature more fortunate 
 
 than his passion for reporting ; he was not an historian 
 only, but a poet. lie looked at persons and events 
 in the large ; he saw men and facts in masses ; he 
 generali/ed lilV ami history. 
 
 (8) And tins brings me to a now point : I have 
 said Herodotus was a poet as well as an historian. 
 I now say he was an historian, also; for the true 
 historian, as we well know, does not write much of 
 
 aeeessions. eonmations. royal births ami deaths and 
 
 marriages, wars and rumours of war, campaign and 
 
 nwivh and eountermareh. laws and lawyers, hut of 
 what people m the mass said and thought ; of their 
 rehjMon and idi als of life, of their habits, their habit 
 even, their general make-up. Measured by this 
 
 MM. 17 2
 
 18 THE MIND OF HERODOTUS 
 
 standard, Herodotus is the truer historian than 
 Thucydides. 
 
 (4) Then why are they so misjudged ? The reason 
 is near at hand : we are living under democracy, 
 the government of the man in the street ; and this 
 is well enough, but something follows which is 
 not well : we allow ourselves to think that great 
 men do not count ; that whatever happens is due 
 to the average man and the spirit of the age ; comes 
 from the general stream of tendencies which make 
 the age ; from far-reaching impersonal laws ; from 
 fate. So with Thucydides ; he also lived under a 
 democracy and believed in fate ; in commercial 
 forces, political forces, geographical forces, not in the 
 real influence of individuals. 
 
 This is a scientific view, and, therefore, Thucydides 
 is called a scientific historian, and, in this sense, 
 Herodotus is not a scientific historian ; he is so fond 
 of human character in the individual I seem to be 
 contradicting what I said before, that he saw men 
 and women in masses, but it is not really the opposite. 
 I mean that he loved human nature in the mass 
 and in the individual, and always preferred to speak 
 of men and women rather than of impersonal ten- 
 dencies and forces, of nationality and geography 
 therefore when he speaks of a war he tells you the 
 gossip about it, the interesting personal quarrel which 
 put a match to the kindling wood, rather than the 
 larger and less personal forces which were the fuel 
 maintaining the flame. 
 
 (5) But even here he is not so unphilosophic as 
 people fancy ; for, after all, individuals, especially 
 kings, queens, and courtiers, were not always so 
 helpless as they are to-day ; they used to have 
 power, and to make war for their own opinions 
 without their people's consent, even as to-day the 
 peoples or the newspapers make wars without their 
 rulers' consent ; the latter are only rulers and kings, 
 so they have to follow. " Quicquid delirant Achivi
 
 THE MIND OF HERODOTUS 19 
 
 plectuntur reges," said the witty German yesterday. 
 So much the less reproach, then, to Herodotus for 
 telling us of the personal trifles out of which wars 
 arose. So much the more credit to him that, in that 
 age, when kings and courtiers counted for so much, 
 he has written so much of ordinary men and women. 
 
 (6) Take an illustration of his love for personal 
 causes : the Persian war was traceable in part to 
 the Greek physician Democedes, who lived in gilded 
 slavery, as he called it, in Persia. Unable to return 
 home, like a wise man he went to the Sultana, whom 
 he had cured of cancer, surgery was something in 
 those days, and told her, if she wanted to repay 
 him, to persuade the Sultan to make war on Greece. 
 She did so ; she told the Sultan she must have some 
 Greek tirewomen ; they were even then the best 
 hairdressers and the most ladylike ladies' maids in 
 the world. 
 
 (7) Now here I have stumbled on a feature in 
 Herodotus which I cannot defend, though I can 
 defend a good deal : he reports this whole conversa- 
 tion between the Sultan and Sultana in the small 
 hours of the night as though he were an American 
 reporter stowed away beneath the royal four-poster. 
 
 4 What is truth ? " is so hard a question. Herodotus 
 did not think it involved verbal accuracy in details ; 
 he did think that the use of the imagination in 
 details brought the central fact more home to the 
 mind ; he was, after all, hardly farther from the 
 truth than Dr. Johnson in his reports of the Parlia- 
 mentary debates of his age. 
 
 (8) Let us get a little closer to our historian's 
 character, and, in his own spirit, become more 
 personal. Herodotus, like all men frank, simple, and 
 straightforward, is very fond of talking of himself : 
 of the things he has seen, the places he has been 
 to, the persons he has met, the stories he believes 
 and the stories he does not believe, the ideas he 
 approves and the ideas he reprobates.
 
 20 THE MIND OF HERODOTUS 
 
 (9) As to the extent of his travels, he is charged 
 with lying. This is a more serious form of lying 
 than the other lying, which was merely the permission 
 of a vivid imagination, and natural to the historians 
 and reporters of old. It is asserted that he confounds 
 an island with a city ; that he claims to have been 
 in Egyptian Thebes, yet never mentions its labyrinth, 
 though he has made much of a smaller labyrinth 
 elsewhere. It is said, even more ungraciously, that 
 when he says he will not mention a god for religious 
 reasons, it is only because he does not know what 
 god to mention ; for he has already mentioned half 
 a dozen times the same unmentionable god ; it is 
 said that when he likens the language of the Egyptians 
 to " the twittering of birds," he convicts himself of 
 never having heard much of it ; rather, of course, 
 he convicts his commentator of criminal dullness. 
 The " twittering of birds " is, of course, a Greek 
 phrase, like our " double Dutch." Herodotus means 
 only that Egyptian was like " double Dutch " to the 
 natives of Epirus ; and now it is in order for the 
 same commentator to prove to me that Egyptian is 
 not in the least like Dutch. It is said, finally, that 
 he implies a visit to Babylon ; and that yet his 
 mistakes about statues, temples, and town walls 
 prove that he was never there. 
 
 Some of these charges look true. I am afraid 
 Herodotus has magnified his travels and has seen in 
 his book some things he never saw in his body, and 
 has been to places where he was not ; but I venture 
 to assert that no case has been made out against 
 him of lying deliberately and wilfully where anything 
 serious was at stake ; or of bearing false witness 
 against any state or individual, Aeginetans or others. 
 
 (10) One ancient writer has written about his 
 cynicism (xaxoijOeia). It is kindly, genial cynicism, 
 a pleasant spice of acidity in his overflowing tolerance 
 and good humour, the result as much as the cause 
 of his tolerance. For instance, about the siege of
 
 THE MIND OF HERODOTUS 21 
 
 Troy, some people said that Helen never went to 
 Troy, because it is incredible that the Trojans would 
 have suffered ten years' siege and ten years' hard- 
 ship all for one little woman. They would have 
 surrendered her long before the end, and so Herodotus 
 thinks. That seems a rather cynical and unimagina- 
 tive argument ; but, after all, it is a matter of opinion. 
 It is echoed by modern historians : by Mr. Grote 
 and Mr. Payne Knight. 
 
 Here is another amusing passage of mild cynicism. 
 The Persian war was in part the result of ancient 
 quarrels. Herodotus' theory of them is very pic- 
 turesque and personal : If you want to know why 
 East and West have never agreed, says Herodotus, 
 the answer is simple, cherchez la femme. First 
 of all, some Phoenicians stole lo, while she was 
 incautiously cheapening trinkets on the beach ; then 
 some Greeks landed at Tyre and stole Europa ; these 
 would be Cretans (interpolates Herodotus, demurely) ; 
 this was only tit for tat, laa ngo<; laa ; but after 
 this the Greeks began it again and stole Medea ; and 
 then Paris, to equalize matters, ran away with Helen. 
 So far, continues the historian, quoting Persian 
 opinion, not much harm had been done, but from 
 this point Greece was grievously to blame. She 
 collected a vast armada to recover the lost princess. 
 Now, to carry off young ladies is wicked, but to 
 worry about those carried off is worse than wicked 
 it is silly ; for manifestly, if they had not liked 
 it, they would not have been carried off. And so 
 we are to understand the patient, philosophic East 
 had taken no account of its light women stolen, but 
 the childish, feverish, restless Western mind vexed 
 itself even then, as ever it vexes itself still, about 
 trifles. 
 
 Parts of that argument are rather cynical, rather 
 suggestive of Gibbon, of whom it was said that he 
 never failed in human sympathy except when some 
 young woman was being deceived. It is not^ quite
 
 22 THE MIND OF HERODOTUS 
 
 self-evident that the princesses all wanted to be 
 carried off ; it is, perhaps, an illusion of masculine 
 vanity. All literature has been hitherto an uncon- 
 scious conspiracy against one side of the truth, the 
 woman's side ; but it is exploded now, that conspiracy, 
 and to-day we are shooting skywards among the 
 fragments thereof. 
 
 (11) I say that Herodotus perhaps misunderstands 
 lo and Europa, but when he understands a woman 
 and even that is not beyond his powers no one 
 is more kindly. He has as keen an eye for the 
 witchery of childhood. A certain Corinthian innocent, 
 whose father's name was Eagle, was marked out for 
 massacre by the local Herod ; but the child provi- 
 dentially smiled upon its murderer, and he, too pitiful 
 to slay, passed it on and on and on, till it came back 
 to the mother, who hid the child in a chest, and he 
 survived and was called " Chester " and became a 
 mighty king and put his enemies under his feet, that 
 the words of the prophet might be fulfilled, which he 
 spake, saying : 
 
 " An Eagle is with child ; the child, a lion, 
 Shall loose men's knees and be a soul of iron. 
 Beware, all Corinth ! Mark, all ye who dwell 
 By her fair cliff and frowning citadel." 
 
 This is one of the charms of Herodotus' work ; it 
 bears the spirit of the Old Testament. He is living 
 in the midst of prophecies which every one knows 
 and repeats and waits to see verified, which often, 
 therefore, verify themselves. 
 
 (12) His own attitude to such things is thoroughly 
 characteristic, thoroughly natural. He has no cut- 
 and-dried system ; he is full of inconsistencies like 
 the rest of us ; he has all the moods and fancies, 
 which pass in turn, according to circumstances, across 
 the average mind. Every shade of religious emotion 
 
 doubt, caution, disbelief, belief is mirrored in his 
 history and woven side by side into the same page,
 
 THE MIND OF HERODOTUS 23 
 
 even as they blend into one another in the same 
 twenty-four hours of most men's lives ; he believes, 
 that is, or he disbelieves, according to the prophet 
 or according to the mood. And so with regard to 
 oracles. When Herodotus finds the prophet Bacis 
 saying that " after Athens has been destroyed, Divine 
 Justice shah* quench Masterful Satiety, the son of 
 Insolence ; and the son of Cronos is bringing on the 
 day of liberty for Greece," he is satisfied at once 
 that there is something in oracles, and he will neither 
 disbelieve himself nor suffer others to do so. And 
 yet, conversely, when he is told that the oracle of 
 Dodona of the oak tree was established by two black 
 doves arriving from Egypt and speaking with human 
 voice, he is perfectly incredulous. He is of opinion 
 that two Egyptian priestesses arrived and founded 
 the oracle. They were swarthy and therefore were 
 called black. Any lady may properly be termed a 
 dove. Their language was at first gibberish to the 
 natives, and therefore was called bird-twittering or 
 bird language. When the women had learned the 
 local dialect, the natives said that the doves now 
 spake with a human voice, and so the whole fable 
 of the black doves originated in the use of simple 
 metaphors. 
 
 In other words, Herodotus is perfectly frank and 
 natural ; and yet, or and therefore, perfectly devout, 
 entirely anxious neither to abdicate his own reason, 
 on the one hand, nor yet to speak lightly of dignitaries 
 and of sacred things, on the other, a god-fearing 
 man, who does not think that the god he fears requires 
 him to be a fool. 
 
 (13) But let us return to his kindliness ; his large 
 tolerance is of the essence of his character. Herodotus 
 is always charitable, even to his rivals, the utter- 
 most test of charity. There was a rival historian 
 somewhat his senior, Hecatseus of Miletus, and the 
 worst shaft he permits himself to aim at him is a 
 little Voltairean satire : " When Hecatseus the his-
 
 24 THE MIND OF HERODOTUS 
 
 torian was in Egypt constructing a pedigree for him- 
 self and tracing himself back to a god, the sixteenth in 
 ascent above him, the priests of Zeus in Thebes did 
 for him what they also did for me, who had no 
 family tree to construct ; they showed him three 
 hundred and forty-five statues of human father and 
 son in succession, and argued from them that for 
 three hundred and forty-five generations no god had 
 appeared on earth." In another passage he permits 
 himself to say that he laughs when he sees " some- 
 body's " maps. " Somebody >! is supposed to be 
 Hecatseus. 
 
 One who bears so lightly on the foibles even of a 
 rival is naturally indulgent to all other men. A 
 certain Delphian, to oblige the Spartans, took a bowl 
 for holy water, presented by Croesus to the temple, 
 and engraved upon it an inscription recording Sparta 
 as the donor. Herodotus knows his name, but will 
 not mention it. A certain Samian detained the 
 property of an unfortunate Persian nobleman impaled 
 by Xerxes. Herodotus knows his name, but willingly 
 forgets it. The Egyptians were the first to discover 
 the immortality of the human soul and its trans- 
 migration after death into the body of one of the 
 lower animals, its passage thence into other creatures 
 of earth, air and water, and its return after three 
 thousand years into human shape. Some Greeks, 
 both in ancient and recent times, have claimed this 
 doctrine as their own discovery. Herodotus has their 
 names upon his list, but does not record them. 
 
 The same indulgence shows itself in the wider field 
 of national shortcomings. The state of Argos had 
 been accused by her neighbours of coquetting with 
 Persia. Herodotus is content to give the Argive 
 version, and the neighbourly version, and to conclude 
 as follows : " I know this much, that if all men 
 were to bring together each people its own grievances 
 into one place, wishing to exchange them for the 
 grievances of others, each people would be glad,
 
 THE MIND OF HERODOTUS 25 
 
 after looking at their neighbours' grievances, to take 
 back their own ; so Argos is not the worst offender." 
 
 (14) As a poet he naturally demands poetic justice, 
 something juster than the justice of this world ; and 
 so he improves the occasion, as we say, and adds to 
 the dramatic effect of his history which is, after all, 
 a drama more than a bald history by introducing 
 characters and scenes, the historical reality of which 
 is open to serious, question : e.g. there is Crcesus of 
 Lydia ; "he thought himself the happiest of man- 
 kind," says Herodotus, " and therefore I imagine 
 came to sorrow." And therefore Herodotus is careful 
 to keep alive this discrowned king, this living instance 
 of the vanity of riches and power, long after his fall, 
 in order to preach this moral. He is the chorus in 
 Herodotus' drama, a King Lear, a tragedy king. So, 
 and in the same vein, Herodotus tells us of the death 
 of Cyrus on the battlefield. He ought to have died 
 so. This is Herodotus' thought ; and therefore that 
 version of his death which makes him die so is to 
 Herodotus the most reasonable version. The his- 
 torian Xenophon conversely says that he died in 
 his bed ; it is most possible, most probable. That 
 is how things happen in this prosaic world; poetic 
 justice is rare. 
 
 (15) But here I have stumbled upon Herodotus' 
 religion ; it is curious and worth study. He is full 
 of the idea that God is stern even to jealousy ; he 
 clutches, therefore, eagerly at every legend which 
 illustrates the idea ; everywhere he sees the jealousy 
 which puts down the mighty from their seat, which 
 introduces a cycle, a rotation, a see-saw of happiness 
 among men and nations. His very first words strike 
 this note : "I am going to set forth the history of 
 little states alike and of great ; for those which once 
 were great are now small, and those which once were 
 small are in my day great ; knowing, then, that 
 prosperity has no abiding stay, I shall speak alike of 
 both ; the cycle rolls round."' The best-known story
 
 26 THE MIND OF HERODOTUS 
 
 in Herodotus illustrating this faith is, of course, the 
 ring of Poly crates. 
 
 (16) But this doctrine of divine jealousy has 
 obviously a lighter and a brighter side, and passes 
 into the law of compensation. Herodotus, though he 
 is both sad and saddening, is much too devout not 
 to draw this comfort from it ; the lofty are laid low, 
 but the humble are exalted ; he ransacks both nature 
 and the life of man for illustrations sometimes 
 quaint to grotesqueness of this principle. There 
 was once, e.g., a Magnesian farmer, who had accident- 
 ally killed his son ; this man received, in the just 
 Providence of God, a special compensation a windfall 
 in the wreck of the Persian fleet off his farm so 
 that he was not wholly unhappy. 
 
 Again, the battle is not to the strong ; it is the 
 meek who inherit the earth, the weak and meek who 
 multiply while the ravening and dangerous multiply 
 slowly or not at all (and the proud and over-civilized 
 commit race suicide). The rabbit is the only creature 
 which presents the phenomenon of superfetation, 
 while the lioness has but one cub and that once only ; 
 the mother-serpent throttles the father ; the young 
 destroy the mother ; but harmless garter-snakes are 
 oviparous and multiply freely ; and here is another 
 far-fetched illustration : the goat is a sufficiently 
 pungent creature, but Herodotus points out with 
 triumph that nature inspires him to rub his beard 
 in the sap of certain deliciously aromatic trees, 
 whence he provides his owners with one of the 
 favourite perfumes of commerce ; and so once more 
 in the intelligent, if paradoxical, economy of nature, 
 out of the strong has come forth sweetness. 
 
 But apart from biology, the broad doctrine of 
 compensation is so deep-seated in Herodotus' heart 
 that he dwells upon it with his latest breath ; his 
 history flickers out it hardly seems to end in an 
 expression of this doctrine. " Soft lands breed soft 
 peoples," he reflects, " but empire belongs to lands
 
 THE MIND OF HERODOTUS 27 
 
 that are poor and to people who live hard lives ; " 
 and there, it seems, he paused as if to weigh the 
 thought again, and there his fate overtook him, and 
 he added not another word to bring his history to a 
 more formal conclusion. 
 
 (17) Herodotus is very quick to catch national 
 and racial peculiarities, and to hit them off by an 
 anecdote or apophthegm ; it is his superiority to 
 national prejudices, his broad philosophic appreciation 
 of all nations, which makes him so weighty an author 
 in spite of all his levity. Herodotus lived among 
 democrats, all exalting their own country ; but he is 
 no Chauvinist, and he never writes buncombe. His 
 is a temperate patriotism, and not the refuge of a 
 scoundrel ; conversely, if he was not a jingo, still 
 less was he a spurious cosmopolitan, the friend of 
 every nation except his own. 
 
 (18) And yet if I were to leave the impression that 
 he cared only for men and women and character, 
 personal or national, it would be entirely unjust to 
 his many-sided nature, his multiplex personality. 
 There is nothing he did not care for ; sometimes he 
 is quite wrong, as to the causes, e.g. of the flooding 
 of Egypt in summer by the Nile ; more often he is 
 right, and those of his tales which have been most 
 ridiculed, then or since, have later been established. 
 
 But some of the amazing stories for which modern 
 writers abuse him are only told by him, because 
 they are amazing, and he tells us carefully that he 
 does not himself believe them. Such is the story of 
 the Phoenix, for which a reverend professor living in 
 Oxford has condemned him for credulity ; this is 
 the same gentleman, by the way, who tells us not 
 to believe that the Egyptian language is like the 
 twittering of birds, not to believe that Herodotus 
 ever talked with the Egyptian priests. Herodotus 
 could not understand Egyptian priests, he assures us. 
 Time has its revenge, you see. Now it is the priests and 
 the Egyptologists who cannot understand Herodotus.
 
 28 THE MIND OF HERODOTUS 
 
 (19) Historians have especially derided Herodotus' 
 version of the political debate in Persia on the merits 
 of democracy, monarchy, and aristocracy. Herodotus 
 knew he would be derided ; he was derided even in 
 his own times. " All the same," he remarks, with 
 patient philosophy, " the debate did take place." 
 Whether it did or not, commented Grant Duff a 
 score of years ago, at any rate after all these ages 
 there is little new light to be added on these difficult 
 questions ; so sound, so sensible, is the debate. And 
 now, in this year of grace 1927, we find at last all 
 our journalists shouting at the top of their lungs 
 that East and West are one, and that Chinamen 
 and Persians are just as much entitled to democracy 
 or republicanism as we are ourselves. The journalists 
 are building better than they know. They are 
 building on Herodotus. 
 
 (20) So, then, in conclusion, whatever Egyptologists, 
 priests, and historians may say in disparagement of 
 Herodotus' judgment, wisdom, or accuracy, though 
 they charge him with vanity, with credulity, with 
 romancing, after all the reasonable charges have 
 been allowed, and the necessary deductions from the 
 value of his history admitted, we may rest assured 
 that he will still remain most amiable, most witty, 
 most wise, most pitiful, most entertaining, a very 
 lovable historian. We shall read his books and 
 laugh over them ; we may laugh, also, when we see 
 his detractors' books ; we need not be at equal pains 
 to read them. Some of their names we know, but 
 very willingly we forget them.
 
 CHAPTER II 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 THAT the personality of an historian is a large 
 factor in his history is the merest truism : if 
 only because in history, as in metaphysics, there is 
 no such thing as the fact in itself : ding an sich : but 
 all so-called facts are strained through the moulds 
 furnished by the special nature of the writer. 
 
 But this subjective element will vary immensely in 
 direct ratio to two forces, not identical though con- 
 verging : to the depth and force of the writer's per- 
 sonality but also to the theory which he holds of his 
 function as historian. 
 
 Theories of history, like theories of life itself, will 
 modify largely the play of temperament and per- 
 sonality. No man was temperamentally gayer or 
 lighter hearted than Matthew Arnold : his theory of 
 life nevertheless went a long way to diminish the 
 gaiety and high spirits of his writings. 
 
 There are broadly two theories of history. There 
 is the large and chiefly modern school of historians, 
 who almost seek to turn history into a record similar 
 to the records of the investigations of the naturalist 
 or mathematician. History is to record facts ascer- 
 tained by severe and laborious research into the 
 original authorities. It is to be documented by refer- 
 ence to these authorities. It is to turn largely on the 
 constitutional development and constitutional changes 
 in a nation's life : on its economic changes : on the 
 influence of geography and climate. In short, it is 
 to be an unfolding of law, Jaw human as unfolded in 
 constitutions and institutions, and law natural as 
 
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 30 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 illustrated in economic, geographic and climatic 
 forces. It is to fight shy of the merely personal 
 factors in life : the characters of individual men and 
 women : partly because these are of less importance 
 in a broad view of life, but even more because these 
 are past finding out. The influence of moral and 
 religious ideas in the same way must be left without 
 treatment for the same reasons that these things are 
 of little importance apart from economic, geographic 
 and climatic forces, and that in any case they are 
 too subjective for discussion. They seem to raise the 
 thorny question of free-will in man. History had 
 better adopt, as a working hypothesis at least, the 
 doctrine of necessity, and assume that, so far as the 
 historian is concerned, his work is to be a record only 
 of the results of law : like the records of the naturalist 
 and mathematician : and that the virtues and vices 
 of men are equally the results of law, of conditions 
 and environment, and are not affected by the meta- 
 physical figment called free-will. 
 
 If a man holds such a theory, as many do, it is 
 obvious that even a marked and vivacious person- 
 ality will not obtrude itself into his history : that his 
 history will become almost impersonal on principle : 
 that though the writer be a Bishop, it may be, his 
 history will not be a hand-book of morals, a collection 
 of inspiring anecdotes, a fountain of moral edifica- 
 tion : that it will not improve the occasion, as the 
 phrase is. For all such efforts, the writer will turn 
 to such other functions as he may be in a position 
 to discharge, the functions of a Bishop, or a school- 
 master, or a father, and the like. 
 
 Bishop Stubbs, for example, was a man of marked 
 personality, of caustic humour and masculine good 
 sense, intolerant only of trivialities, of humbug and 
 affectation and waste of time. But we know this 
 from sources other than his histories : and if he was 
 a voracious reader of fiction as well as a veracious 
 historian we are entitled to surmise that it was because
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 31 
 
 he found history, as he conceived it and made it, so 
 dull, that he turned instinctively to the opposite field 
 of literature for relief and refreshment. If he had 
 held a less dry theory of history he would have written 
 better history and have read fewer novels : both his 
 writing and his reading would have gained. 
 
 The historian of to-day, says another academic 
 historian, Lord Acton, dines in the kitchen : if he 
 does so, he does so of his own will and judgment and 
 no one else need complain : if he does not. But it is 
 a different matter that he should make his readers 
 dine there with him. After all, it is usual for the 
 cook who prepares the entertainment in the kitchen 
 to take her own entertainment there : it is not usual 
 for her to ask the guests to join her at her repast. 
 
 I trust I am not flippant beyond measure. Quite 
 seriously, it does not really and rightly follow that, 
 because history involves a lot of dull spade work and 
 heavy research, the result, when served up, should 
 be also dull and heavy. Goldwin Smith was not. 
 Gibbon was not : he avoided it by footnotes. We 
 may suppose that he was always learned : that he 
 read Thucydides amid the diversions of the nursery : 
 but his learning sits lightly on him and the easy read- 
 ing which he furnishes is the best tribute he desired 
 to the hardness of his work. 
 
 There is, however, and always has been a concep- 
 tion of history diametrically the opposite of that 
 which imposed itself upon Bishop Stubbs : the con- 
 ception that the historian is also or almost a poet. 
 A true historian will give his imagination free play 
 in the interpretation of the difficult and bygone 
 minutiae of time and place and nationality, and will 
 lift them up into the atmosphere which is familiar to 
 himself and his readers, and will make modern history 
 of them, and will re-write them in short for his own 
 age and in the language of his own age, and in so 
 doing will, in a sense, universalize them, in spite of 
 certain obvious risks in so doing. Shelley said that
 
 32 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 every good historian was a poet. Carlyle illustrated 
 Shelley's contentions in his history of the French 
 Revolution. Froude illustrated it in a less degree in 
 his histories, and has been alternately exalted and 
 depreciated since by students of history according as 
 they follow Shelley's or Aristotle's conception of the 
 function of the historian. (Aristotle said that history 
 was the antithesis of poetry, that poetry was more 
 serious and more philosophic.) 
 
 If after this preamble we turn to the historians of 
 Greece, the same antithesis even there presents itself 
 in germ at least, if not highly developed. 
 
 Herodotus is frankly expansive, personal, imagina- 
 tive. He desires to produce a certain general effect, 
 and to produce this effect it is as nothing to him if 
 some of his details be obviously imagined, be mani- 
 festly devoid of evidence. He is willing that it should 
 be so. He is willing that any reader of his shall say 
 " And now I know all and more than all that is 
 known of this or that great man " : provided that the 
 reader can add with some confidence " but not more 
 than the angels know," that is, provided that the 
 added and imaginary details furnished by Herodotus 
 from his inner consciousness are true in spirit to the 
 details actually known : provided that they are ben 
 trovato and furnish suitable diet for the intellectual 
 repast of angels and other beings who live in the spirit. 
 
 Nay more, Herodotus does not conceive that truth, 
 even when conceived in this broad sense, is his only 
 or his primary object. No : he is called upon rather 
 to chronicle belief and word, fancy and conversation, 
 superstition or scandal, anything and everything 
 which occupies man's thoughts, rather than the 
 historical facts, if any, beneath the words and fancies 
 or scandals. He is not required to believe every- 
 thing, nay, anything that he has heard, but he is 
 required to chronicle it. 
 
 But Herodotus redeems his dangerous theory by 
 his choice of his anecdotes, scandals, superstitions : if
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 33 
 
 there are a few stories introduced only because they 
 are macabre, grotesque, or gruesome, if occasionally 
 Herodotus suggests a modern " realist," that is a 
 writer of matter so exceptionally nasty as hardly to 
 be real in a broad sense any longer, still on the whole 
 he selects his anecdotes however unauthentic for 
 their serious inner truth, for their profound moral 
 significance. It is for this reason that he has become 
 a storehouse for the moral and anecdotical historian 
 who is more concerned with human nature than with 
 constitutions or economics. Men have been inspired 
 to take up classics for their vocation by Rollin's 
 history : but Rollin was first inspired by Herodotus. 
 We do not learn from him, we have to wait for twenty 
 centuries to learn from Mr. Leaf, that the Trojan 
 War was akin in spirit to the GaUipoli campaign of 
 1915, that it was a battle for the economic control 
 of the waterways of the Black Sea and the .^Egean 
 and of the grain trade which issues through those 
 waterways. But his own special and picturesque 
 theory of the cause of the Trojan War and of other 
 great wars between ast and West, though it wholly 
 overlooks the play of economic forces, cannot be said 
 to overlook the play of other true causes, and other 
 real forces in human history, underlying life in all 
 ages and modifying it here, there and everywhere, 
 and far more likely to-day to be under-rated and 
 under-stated than exaggerated : cherchez la femme is 
 no mere flippancy or cynicism as an explanation of 
 events, and is not antiquated and out-of-date because 
 our historians have learned also to take more account 
 to-day of the impersonal and less picturesque factor 
 of economics. 
 
 When we turn from Herodotus to Thucydides we 
 are already opening the preface of the volume of 
 scientific history : we are passing from the expansive 
 and personal historian who parades like Byron 
 before his readers the pageant of his heart and mind, 
 to the reserve and the silence and the mauvaise horde of 
 
 M.M. 3
 
 34 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 the modern scientific historian, of the man who counts 
 it beneath him, or above him, to have moral judgments, 
 who counts it still more unworthy of his functions to 
 write emotionally, whose good taste or mauvaise honte 
 rejects as egotism all reference to himself, whose 
 aesthetic sense or mauvaise honte leaves his story 
 always to speak for itself and suggest its own morals. 
 
 I was speaking of the doctrine of necessity which 
 underlies the work of the scientific historian. It cer- 
 tainly underlies the work of Thucydides. He assumes 
 in one of the best-known passages of his introduction x 
 that human nature is the same in all ages, that 
 as Aristotle puts it ndvra ax^dov etf^rat "pretty 
 well everything is known " which is to be known ; 
 and that accordingly the history of the future will 
 follow the lines of the past as similar conditions 
 geographical, climatic and economic recur. His book 
 will therefore be no mere picture of local and ephe- 
 meral conditions to which Aristotle condemns the 
 historian but like the work of the poet, a book of 
 reference for all times and lands. 
 
 If his work is not as baldly scientific and dry as 
 that of his modern admirers, it is only because even 
 with him as with Herodotus, the dramatic element 
 still lingers, and his history, like the history of Hero- 
 dotus, seems still in part modelled on tragedy. As 
 Herodotus, in effect, retains a chorus to strike the 
 note of the impartial spectator and comment suitably 
 on the tragic history of men, some Croesus or Arta- 
 banus who lingers on in the history, after his own 
 part is over, to point the moral (as Margaret of Anjou 
 lingers on in Shakespeare's plays), so even Thucydides 
 seems to entertain the doctrine of the Divine Irony 
 as set forth by the Athenian dramatists, and presents 
 the hour of triumph and of paeans as the hour pre- 
 ceding downfall : the insolent exultation of Athens 
 over Melos, the arrogance of the Athenians at the 
 Melian dialogue becomes a sort of Bacchic chorus, 
 
 1 Book I, 22.
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 85 
 
 ushering in the fatal Sicilian expedition with its 
 motive of " world empire or downfall," even as the 
 triumphant Bacchic chorus of Sophocles' Antigone 
 heralds the suicide of Antigone Haemon and Eury- 
 dice. 
 
 And in a few other passages notably at the end of 
 the third book in the Ambraciot episode there is a 
 dramatic and artistic value wholly foreign to severely 
 scientific history. But these poetic touches are the 
 rare exceptions which relieve at long intervals the 
 impersonal and colourless narrative : scarcely even 
 when the events narrated are most appalling and 
 appealing will the writer let it be seen that the appeal 
 has reached himself. When the brutal Thracian 
 mercenaries of Athens the Albanians or Bulgarians 
 of Thucydidean Thrace break into an elementary 
 school of bucolic Boeotian children and murder all the 
 pretty babes [or heavy babes] at one fell swoop, faint 
 and far seems the echo of the humanitarian sentiment 
 of the sentimental Athenians which we can catch 
 in the comments of their very unsentimental and 
 academic historian. It is no jest but sober truth 
 which Professor Mahaffy expresses when he remarks 
 that Thucydides' emotion is discernible here only in 
 the extra contortions and crabbedness of his syntax. 1 
 
 This is a crucial instance of that mauvaise honte of 
 the scientific historian which banishes emotion and 
 indignation from his pages, and which regards ex- 
 pansiveness as the unpardonable sin in history. 
 
 Herodotus breaks out to record his personal dissent 
 from the mild and abstract proposition of some con- 
 temporary Darwin that man is only an animal and 
 need not be more careful of his behaviour in temples 
 and holy places than animals are seen to be. 4 The 
 proposition is displeasing to me," he tells us : Thucy- 
 dides will not let his personal disgust be seen even 
 when infants are butchered. It seems to be beneath 
 the dignity of history : to be an unworthy concession 
 
 1 VII, 29.
 
 36 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 to popular feeling and superficial sentiment, to be a 
 playing to the gallery and the groundlings. 
 
 But note, however, how this mauvaise honte and this 
 reserve defeats itself in a sense and debars the his- 
 torian scientific though he may be who is its 
 victim, from discharging one of the chief functions 
 of history. It is the merest commonplace that 
 history should record not only wars and battles and 
 royalties and constitutions, but the general life of the 
 people themselves, social, industrial, artistic, moral 
 and religious, and this quite apart from the modern 
 or democratic conditions, which give more or less to 
 the mass of the people the control of their govern- 
 ments, and therefore give the people of necessity a 
 place in history. 
 
 Even under autocratic governments, such as those 
 of the East in Herodotus' time, and since, we expect 
 that the historian shall not confine himself to the 
 doings and sayings of royalty, but shall describe the 
 life of their subjects. This is what Herodotus has 
 done, and though he might fairly and scientifically 
 have argued that history was made in those days by 
 kings and generals and that therefore their deeds and 
 words were of the essence of history, he has yet gone 
 far outside them and has described everything he 
 saw and heard discussed : the customs, beliefs, even 
 the dress and food of the ordinary man : the servants 
 he kept or did not keep, the ornaments the women 
 wore, the uses to which they put them : the soil and 
 climate : the yield of different cereals and fruits : the 
 physical structure of the land and of its inhabitants : 
 the flora and fauna : the life-history of great rivers 
 and their effect on geography : the sources of the Nile, 
 the circumnavigation of Africa and so on. He is an 
 encyclopaedist, and an encyclopaedist all the more 
 useful because he writes with verve and enthusiasm 
 and is brimming over with a sense of the importance 
 of his function as a reporter. 
 
 The scientific historian Thucydides, on the other
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 87 
 
 hand, is debarred by mauvaise honte, by his unfor- 
 tunate sense of the dignity and impartiality or even 
 neutrality that most abused of all words the neu- 
 trality even, which he thinks incumbent on the 
 historian. He is not to report frivolities and trivi- 
 alities : he is not to become a tattler and a gossip 
 dvdQconoMyos : he is not to descend to personalities : 
 he is not to mention women : he is not to describe 
 the petty local and picturesque occasions which serve 
 as the odorous sulphur match to light great con- 
 flagrations ; the occasion, for example, of the revolt 
 of Mytilene from Athens. He is to confine himself 
 to the great conflagration the revolt itself. All else 
 is unnecessary and superfluous and supererogatory. 
 He is not even to mention the names of speakers, 
 when speeches are recorded. The speech is to show 
 the great lines of thought, which animated peoples 
 during the Peloponnesian War the lines of thought 
 will be blurred or at least reduced to insignificance, 
 if the speaker's name be obtruded : a merely personal 
 note will seem to detract from their larger import. 
 
 Life is full of trifles but art of dignity, and the 
 trifles of life though they be also its tragedy and 
 comedy are unworthy a place in the history, which 
 is to go down to posterity for a book of perpetual 
 reference : and therefore though the Peloponnesian 
 War touched Greece closely on every side and affected 
 every one and every thing, Thucydides has not con- 
 descended to give much more than its military opera- 
 tions and its broader diplomatic history. Only three 
 continuous chapters have been given to its moral 
 effects (one of them accounted spurious) : apart from 
 his account of the plague, the military and diplomatic 
 history have been relieved only by those strange 
 speeches so curiously blent of scientific and unscien- 
 tific elements : unscientific, since they are frankly 
 not Hansard reports or anything approaching them ; 
 ultra-scientific, since they exclude all the personal 
 note and all topical allusions, and leave only a skeleton
 
 38 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 or outline of political or national principles very 
 eloquent sometimes, as in the Funeral Speech, and 
 very instructive, as in the speech of Cleon, but much 
 more natural in the reflections of a philosophic 
 historian, than on the lips of a popular orator. It 
 is hard to believe that the real Pericles was not more 
 topical, it is impossible to believe that Cleon was not. 
 Lord Bryce some years ago in a service in honour of 
 Mr. William Gladstone referred to the loss of young 
 life in the Great War, and quoted from the Funeral 
 Speech of Pericles " the year has lost its spring." Now 
 the words are not in Thucydides' version of that speech 
 and perhaps he thought them " tosh " ; perhaps he 
 just forgot them : in either case it was Aristotle who 
 had sufficient sympathy with poetry to treasure up 
 from the Funeral Speech this little touch of the poet x : 
 none the less poetic even if it was not original exactly 
 on the lips of Pericles but a quotation from Gelo 
 (Herodotus, VII, 162) much improved by a nobler 
 application. 
 
 Thucydides could have enlightened us in a million 
 ways about the daily life of Greece, the outer and the 
 inner life, and have shown us the soul of its peoples. 
 He has put aside the task as unworthy of a severe 
 and scientific thinker, has left it wholly on the shoul- 
 ders of Herodotus and Plutarch, and only rarely- 
 very rarely has let us see that any personal opinions 
 or emotions were evoked in him by the course of the 
 war. 
 
 This is high art it may be said : the highest art : 
 the historian lets his facts speak for themselves and 
 thereby enables them to speak with tenfold force. 
 Thucydides has so successfully concealed himself that 
 no one ever suspected personal bias even in his 
 account of Cleon, until the democratic enthusiasm of 
 Grote, on behalf of demagogues, threw a light into 
 dark places and cast a shadow on the seeming imper- 
 sonality of the historian's history. The defence may 
 1 Aristotle's Rhetoric, Book I, 7. 34.
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 39 
 
 be an adequate defence of the silence of Thucydides 
 on moral themes, of his comparative silence about 
 the " frightfulness " of Athenian policy or the " fright- 
 fulness " of the war generally : I think it is : but 
 where the facts do not speak for themselves, where 
 they need interpretation, it is a dead loss to the 
 modern reader that Thucydides either records facts 
 without explanation, as, for example, the mutilation 
 of the Hermae, or does not think them worthy of 
 record at all. 
 
 If Herodotus or Plutarch had covered the same 
 ground with the same advantages, what a different 
 place the Athens of Pericles and Socrates would be 
 for us to-day ! How infinitely more real and more 
 alive ! Plato and Aristophanes have done something 
 to fill the gap but neither can be expected to fill it 
 well : and each is justified, and even compelled, by 
 his special subject matter to leave it largely unfilled. 
 We had a right to expect from Thucydides as an 
 historian records which cannot be required of dia- 
 logues on philosophy and still less from the frank 
 caricatures of ancient comedy : and least of all from 
 the conventional and, so to speak, Sunday-school 
 sermons and religious services of ancient tragedy. 
 
 After all this generalizing and all this more or less 
 vague beating of the air in which Thucydides moved, 
 let me come down closer to details and endeavour to 
 seize a few points of his mind "unseized " it may be 
 "by the Germans yet" and publish them. 
 
 It appears to me perhaps the most curiously 
 salient or crucial passage for plumbing the depths of 
 Thucydides' personality is that in Book VII l which 
 records his judgment on the career and character of 
 Nicias. It is an extraordinary verdict. Here is a 
 general, who has been condemned already in the 
 history, at least by implication, for lack of vigour : 
 who has been condemned explicitly for superstition : 
 whose unscrupulous politics in the matter of Pylos, 
 
 1 VII, 86. Oeiaoiuk, VII, 50.
 
 40 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 where he risked defeat for Athens for the sake of dis- 
 crediting a rival, have been frankly stated : whose 
 selfishness in remaining in Sicily rather than face 
 complaints and recriminations at home, obviously 
 sacrificed Athenian to personal interests and was 
 afterwards emphatically contrasted for this reason 
 by Plutarch the moralist with the unselfish patriotism 
 of a much more obscure general, one Leo of Byzan- 
 tium : whose craving for life even at the bitter end, 
 when everything else but life was lost, has been 
 recorded without comment : and yet after all these 
 materials furnished us for a verdict more or less 
 unfavourable to Nicias, the historian concludes : 
 
 " This or something of the sort was the cause of 
 his execution : of all Hellenes of my time he had 
 least deserved a fate so unhappy : when his practice 
 of every customary virtue is taken into account." 
 
 The historian's verdict throws more light on his 
 own temperament and point of view than on the 
 peculiar hardships of Nicias' fate. Why was this 
 conventional, wealthy, reputable and hitherto lucky 
 Athenian general held up for special commiseration ? 
 Grote has argued that his repute testifies to the inner 
 conservatism of the Athenian people, who chose this 
 typical conservative to lead them. But why did 
 Thucydides also choose him for a special tribute of 
 pity? 
 
 I can only suggest that the historian, himself an 
 " intellectuel," as the phrase goes in France, a member 
 of the " aufklarung," as they say in Germany, one 
 of the " illuminati," as the Italians have it, had 
 arrived very positively at this conclusion from the 
 use of his intellect and his illumination, that intellect 
 and illumination are a very dubious advantage to 
 their owner and his countrymen from the political 
 point of view : that after all that man is the best 
 citizen who sticks to the old paths and does not see 
 beyond them ; that those laws are best which are 
 the laws of one's own country ; and that that religion
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 41 
 
 is truest which is the religion of one's own country 
 the answer which the oracle of Delphi by the way 
 also once had given to an over-speculative inquirer 
 after absolute truth : and therefore his praise of 
 Nicias. 
 
 It is not an unfamiliar point of view of course. It 
 finds support from Aristotle when he comes to eulo- 
 gize the same Nicias and to criticize the reformer and 
 idealist Hippodamus of Miletus. There is a brilliant 
 array of Frenchmen of our own day, who similarly 
 exalt on general grounds a conservatism and an 
 orthodoxy which some of them can hardly be supposed 
 to augment with their personal convictions ; which 
 most of them perhaps endorse with their judgment 
 rather than with their private emotions, Barres, 
 Bazin, Brunetiere, Bordeaux, Bourget, Bergson : but 
 I do not know that a stranger and stronger instance 
 of this conservatism of experience and judgment can 
 be found than the eulogy of Thucydides the dis- 
 illusioned historian pronounced over the pietist, 
 traditionalist and in every sense commonplace charac- 
 ter of Nicias. It suggests that to Thucydides' mind 
 the ultimate truth of politics is that " dullness with 
 honesty " average honesty at any rate, " is better 
 for a state than cleverness with recklessness ; clever- 
 ness without balance." The words are the words of 
 Cleon. 1 
 
 And that aphorism leads one to the very curious 
 and piquant difficulties which surround the relations 
 of Thucydides and Cleon. 
 
 The aphorism is one of Cleon's : it belongs to his 
 speech on the Mytilenaean question as reported by 
 Thucydides himself.* The whole of the speech is 
 along similar lines : a plea for common sense and 
 practical prudence in dealing with enemies as against 
 newfangled ideas of humanitarianism, or as against 
 philosophic idealism or as against mere ingenious 
 sophistry. The speech is extremely powerful as an 
 * III, 57. 3. 87.
 
 42 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 indictment of Athenian humanitarianism, idealism, 
 ingenuity and sophistry. It seems to me to be the 
 best speech I had almost said the best passage in 
 Thucydides, with the possible exception of the 
 Funeral Speech. But that only makes it doubly 
 difficult to gauge the relations of the speaker and the 
 reporter of the speech. How comes it that Thucy- 
 dides has reported so vigorous an expression of what 
 we may call Tory-democracy, an expression by a 
 democrat of the old Tory creed of horse-sense and 
 common instinct and natural nationalism against 
 fads, ideals and 'ologies of every kind ? and has sup- 
 ported it by an emphatic tribute to Nicias, the 
 incarnation of old conventions (though not of democ- 
 racy) and yet has no word of commendation for the 
 speaker, but on the contrary has taken away his 
 character with posterity ? And all the more success- 
 fully and artistically because with so much self- 
 restraint, that no one before Grote suspected preju- 
 dice and unfairness and a personal grudge. 
 
 No one supposes that Thucydides' speeches are 
 close reports of their originals : all the more difficult 
 is it to understand the real force and eloquence of 
 Cleon as reported. And there is a further contra- 
 diction and mystification in this matter. Thucydides 
 writes or reports, or writes partly and partly reports, 
 Cleon' s protest against Athenian many-sidedness and 
 susceptibility, Athenian idealism and scepticism ; 
 Cleon' s trenchant conclusion that democracy is an 
 impossible form of government for the conduct of 
 foreign politics (for foreign politics must have con- 
 tinuity and principle, and democracy is the govern- 
 ment of fits and starts, of snap votes and see-saw 
 emotions). Thucydides goes out of his way as though 
 in order to supplement Cleon to exalt the humdrum 
 moderation of Nicias, and yet per contra he im- 
 plicitly and explicitly condemns Cleon as a violent 
 demagogue, despite the large element of Toryism 
 common to Cleon with Nicias. Further, in his fam-
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 43 
 
 ous chapters of reflection, 1 Thucydides laments the ill 
 repute and unpopularity which by reason of the war 
 came to be attached to academic thinkers, to the 
 enlightened and the scrupulous and the best educated 
 men in Athens. Owing to the war he says 
 moderation came to be regarded as a mere excuse for 
 cowardice and to know everything people began to 
 say was to do nothing. 
 
 Is not this " trying to have it both ways " ? Who 
 was it who said " to know everything was to do 
 nothing " ? Not merely the Athenian public, if we 
 may read between the lines, but the historian himself 
 also. What can his fantastic praise of Nicias mean, 
 except that to his own mind also as well as to the 
 popular mind, there seemed no help for the city from 
 its best educated and most intelligent people, and 
 more help from the stolid conservatism and stubborn 
 unintelligence of Nicias ? And what does the brilliant 
 speech of Cleon mean except the same thing ? And 
 if Thucydides feels the force of Cleon's speech and 
 the force of Nicias' timid orthodoxy and of his blind 
 obedience to customary virtues, why should he com- 
 plain that the most intelligent and best educated 
 were forced to the wall ? On his own showing that 
 was the only place for them. They were incompetent 
 to help the State in a crisis. They had no beliefs or 
 habits or sheet-anchors left and in the storm of the 
 war sheet-anchors were beyond all things necessary : 
 and the man who had one even a Nicias was the 
 best citizen of the State : and the man who depre- 
 cated high-flown novelties and far-fetched sensibilities 
 even a Cleon was a good citizen. 
 
 I have tried to penetrate the ideas underlying this 
 strange eulogy of Nicias. I have assumed that the 
 tie uniting two men so different as Nicias and Thucy- 
 dides was the political conservatism of each. I have 
 assumed further that they represent between them 
 the two schools of thought into which conservatism 
 1 Book III, 82-88.
 
 44 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 has ever been, still is, and perhaps will continue to be 
 divided : the conservatism of unthinking loyalty to 
 the past, conventionalism, traditionalism, or even 
 mere class and economic interests : and, on the other 
 hand, the conservatism of profound scepticism and 
 doubt : doubt which reaches so far that it accepts the 
 established always just because it is established ; and 
 feels that any change may be for the worse, and no 
 change in politics can be demonstrated to be for the 
 better, since politics is not yet a science, and since 
 even beneficent changes open the door to unsettlement 
 and discontent, and break down that sense of finality 
 and settled order on which the contentment and 
 therefore the happiness of a State depends. 
 
 Sir Walter Scott, to take an illustration from our 
 own history, or a greater man, Edmund Burke, repre- 
 sent more or less the romantic conservatism of the 
 first kind. Gibbon, Hookham Frere, Canning, Mansel 
 and all the Saturday Reviewers represent the con- 
 servatism of the doubters. Aristotle has given voice 
 to the two spirits of conservatism : one in his chapter 
 on Hippodamus and one in his eulogy of Nicias. 
 Thucydides has anticipated Aristotle in expressing 
 them. 
 
 I assume yet further that the conservatism of 
 Thucydides has led him to give vivid and vital ex- 
 pression to that glorification of selfish common sense 
 and rough nationalism or national egotism which we 
 find in Cleon's argument : to that depreciation of 
 scruples and humanitarian sympathies which we find 
 in Cleon's arraignment of Athenian susceptibility : 
 but that, this vein of sympathy with Cleon's speech 
 by no means prevents him from heartily disliking and 
 distrusting the speaker. He sympathizes with him as 
 a Tory and dislikes him as a democrat and a man. 
 The sympathy is merely intellectual and never per- 
 sonal. The dislike is profound and personal : a 
 dislike of taste and feeling. There is no agreement 
 between him and Cleon except in opinions. Thucy-
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 45 
 
 dides was divided like other men between his judg- 
 ment and his personal tastes, like the great Lord 
 Falkland, for example ; his friends were all among 
 the educated and the refined and sensitive : his 
 judgment was against his friends, at any rate in 
 politics, as too sensitive and scrupulous and unde- 
 cided for the rough business of politics. His taste 
 and judgment met together again and were reconciled 
 when he encountered the personality of Nicias, a man 
 of the upper class, " a gentleman " as we say, and yet 
 an unhesitating and confirmed conservative : hence 
 the extravagant praise of Nicias and the very mixed 
 verdict and uncertain sound with which Thucydides 
 expresses himself on the cultivated and refined mem- 
 bers of his own circle : the men who knew everything 
 and did nothing. When he coined that epigram I can- 
 not but think that to him it expressed something 
 more than a democratic scoff, a Cleonic scoff, at 
 mugwumps and kidglove politicians and independ- 
 ents. It expressed something of a serious truth. 
 These academic thinkers were not of the stuff of 
 statesmen : were too many-sided and undecided : 
 independents are people who cannot be depended 
 upon : professors and philosophers are the worst of 
 statesmen : they think they can arrange the world 
 with essays and lectures. They make bad Presidents. 
 Whatever else we can read between the lines of his 
 history is consistent with these assumptions and ex- 
 planations. It is pretty obvious that Thucydides had 
 a great admiration for Pericles. It is not from him 
 but from Plutarch that we hear that Pericles was like 
 other great reformers ; that he had to begin by 
 playing to the gallery, if by so doing he could adver- 
 tise himself and get a following, and prepare the way 
 for serious and conservative reforms later on. Thu- 
 cydides admits no such opportunism. Pericles is 
 with him the ideal reformer who aimed at conciliating 
 all opposites and making Athens the union of all 
 conflicting virtues : the seat of liberty, yet the home
 
 46 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 of law and lawful authority : the temple of art, yet 
 the city of severe simplicity and economy : and most 
 of all, the very fountain of free thought, free speech, 
 free life and philosophy, and yet the nursing mother 
 of soldiers, sailors and men of action : a sort of 
 Platonic Callipolis reconciling and embracing the 
 opposite virtues of Athens and of Sparta : that Sparta 
 to which Thucydides with Plato and all the Athenian 
 intellectuals even Socrates so fondly turned amid 
 the noise and blather, the babbling and bubbling, the 
 blabbering and blubbering of Athenian democracy. 
 
 It is not from Thucydides that we hear that the 
 Periclean ideal was impracticable. He certainly im- 
 plies that it failed ; but he does not put the blame 
 on Pericles for its failure. He seems to suggest that 
 it did not fail as long as Pericles was present to 
 inspire his countrymen with his ideals. Periclean 
 Athens to Thucydides is Athens at her best. Peri- 
 clean Athens was nominally a democracy he writes 
 in reality she was a city governed by her first 
 man. 1 
 
 This is perhaps a sort of Carlylean or Ruskinese 
 hero-worship ; it is certainly not the expression of a 
 Lincoln-democrat. Government for the people was 
 Pericles' aim. Government by the people was hardly 
 even Pericles' practice, so far as we can judge. 
 And it was certainly not Thucydides' idea of good 
 government. There is, or was, a Society of St. 
 Michael, I believe, to which Ruskin and Carlyle 
 belonged at least in spirit : a society intended to pro- 
 test that in politics as in religion a man best shows 
 his free will by surrendering it freely to the grace 
 given him from above, from a God or a god-like man, 
 to whose will he submits himself : after that it is 
 not he who works but the grace, the will of the higher 
 nature, which works in him. Obedience a free and 
 willing obedience to such grace is his salvation. 
 Thucydides, I think, belonged to the same school : 
 
 1 II, 65.
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 47 
 
 the very antithesis of the modern and characteristic 
 school of the Socialists. " Enough of great men " 
 is their cry : " nous en avons assez." " Do not think 
 of me, do not magnify me," said Francisco Ferrer, a 
 genuine and sincere martyr to this cause. " The 
 future does not depend on individuals but on classes 
 and communities : the individual is henceforth 
 nothing. He has had his day and ceased to be." 
 
 I turn from Thucydides' politics to his religion. 
 A man's religion, says Carlyle, is the most interesting 
 thing about him. It may be so, but it is not on that 
 account the most easily discoverable. Herodotus' 
 religion is both interesting and discoverable : the old 
 doctrine of Divine Jealousy pushed to its logical con- 
 clusion, illustrated with fantastic modern instances 
 but relieved by the other Herodotean doctrine the 
 complement of jealousy of Divine Compensation : 
 the same God who puts down the mighty from their 
 seat is careful to exalt the humble and the meek, and 
 to see that the meek and not the mighty inherit the 
 earth (that the French- Canadians and not our ambi- 
 tious and exacting race populate Ontario). There is 
 nothing so picturesque and definite as this in Thucy- 
 dides' religion. It is much nearer the sombre creed 
 of Tacitus, when he claimed to have produced evi- 
 dence to show that Heaven, if it is not careful for 
 our peace of mind, is careful at least to punish our 
 offences. 1 That seems to be the conclusion very 
 tentatively put forward by Thucydides in Book I. 1 
 
 The point is important because it is customary to 
 say that Thucydides derided oracles and portents and 
 was purely negative, scientifically negative on the 
 question of religion. 
 
 It is scarcely so. If he does not propound a defin- 
 itely religious reason for the calamities of Nature, 
 earthquake, pestilence and famine, he comes as near 
 to it as man so sceptical can come. He sympathizes 
 with the religious point of view, if he does not exactly 
 1 Tacitus, Uist., 1. 8. 1. 28.
 
 48 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 endorse it, just as he sympathizes with Nicias, whose 
 religious extravagances nevertheless he has had occa- 
 sion to deplore. 
 
 There are some three passages on this subject and 
 they are fairly consistent. There was an old oracle 
 that a Dorian war would come and with it Ao*//o'c 
 pestilence or hn6g famine. (The passage of course is 
 of prime interest to the students of pronunciation ; it 
 seems to establish almost beyond demur the proposi- 
 tion that the classical pronunciation of " oi " and " i " 
 was identical, or nearly so, as it is identical in modern 
 Greek : both " oi " and " i " are the French long " i " 
 and the English long " e.") When the Pelopon- 
 nesian war came and pestilence with it but not 
 famine, people quoted the line with Xoipdi;. If 
 there had been a famine, remarks Thucydides, they 
 would have quoted it with At^efc. Some readers read 
 a scoff at oracles here : there is no scoff at oracles, 
 only a mild reference to the weakness of human nature, 
 which adjusts its memory and its evidences to the 
 accomplished facts. 
 
 Still less can hostility to the oracles of Greece 
 be found in his comment on another oracle. This 
 oracle said " r6 nefaayixdv aqyov fyetvov." l Accord- 
 ingly people argued that when the plague broke out 
 in Athens after the occupation of this forbidden dis- 
 trict the plague was Heaven's punishment for a 
 violation of Divine Law. Thucydides interposes a 
 mild protest, which certainly does not scoff at oracles. 
 Rather he commits himself to the somewhat hazard- 
 ous proposition that the prophet foresaw that when 
 the days should come for the occupation of the 
 Pelasgic district they would be days of mourning. 
 The prophet foresaw that it would never be occupied 
 to advantage : and that is all (Thucydides says) his 
 oracle meant. That is to say, Thucydides has 
 rationalized away the theory of Divine Vengeance 
 as expressed in the special locality of the plague, 
 
 1 2. 17.
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 49 
 
 but he has contrived to do so without disputing at 
 all, rather while accepting, the authenticity and the 
 historical accuracy of the ancient oracle. 
 
 And in the last and crucial passage of Book I l he 
 will not even consent to rationalize away the theory 
 of Divine Vengeance. Rather he covertly suggests 
 he throws it out as a natural hypothesis that the 
 prevalence of Natural calamities, of earthquakes, 
 eclipses, tidal waves and plagues, drought and famine, 
 concurrently with the Peloponnesian war was not a 
 mere coincidence. He will not pledge himself to the 
 proposition that these things were the Divine penal- 
 ties for an unnecessary, degrading, unnatural and 
 impious war, for this would be going perhaps beyond 
 the province of history. But he will at least support 
 this proposition of the conscientious and God-fearing 
 people of the day, to the extent of adding his testi- 
 mony to the alleged synchronism : there was a 
 synchronism. There actually were more cataclysms 
 of Nature during the Peloponnesian war than during 
 any other period of similar extent. 8 When a his- 
 torian goes out of his way to call attention to this 
 synchronism, it can hardly be doubted that he would 
 have liked to go further, had the spirit of his circle 
 and the growing science of the day permitted him to 
 do so. 
 
 I will dwell yet a little longer on his sense of the 
 " frightf ulness " of the Peloponnesian war, and of the 
 shock which it gave to God-fearing people. Thucydides 
 seems very full of that sense of horror. Modern 
 historians like Mahaffy sometimes claim credit for 
 deprecating and depreciating the eternal and inter- 
 necine feuds of the Greeks. They even extend their 
 indifference and contempt to Athens' battle for free- 
 dom against Philip, as if Athens ought to have des- 
 paired of herself, like Phocion, or ought to have 
 sacrificed herself on the altar of futurity and humanity, 
 in order that Alexander might the sooner over-run 
 1 l. 28. l. 28. 
 
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 50 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 the East, and spread Hellenism and civilization over 
 Egypt and Asia Minor : whence, via Rome, it would 
 reach the whole world, East and West alike, and go 
 down to all ages. But whatever be thought of 
 Demosthenes and Philip, and even though it be pre- 
 posterous to expect of Demosthenes that sacrifice of 
 Athens for Europe's sake which the modern reader of 
 Demosthenes may to-day accept with resignation 
 and even with satisfaction, there will be a general 
 tendency among the modern readers of Thucydides to 
 accept his reprobation of the civil wars of the Greeks, 
 and of the Peloponnesian war in particular. 
 
 His reprobation of the Peloponnesian war has two 
 aspects one of which at least will commend itself. 
 Thucydides, like Plato, if not like Aristotle, has no 
 sympathy with or enthusiasm for Imperialism : for 
 an Empire to be built up by Athens or any other Greek 
 State over other nations, including in these other 
 nations many Greek States ; he no doubt followed 
 the policy of Pericles, who advocated the maintenance 
 of the then Empire and the then sea power of Athens 
 by means of a strong fleet but not the extension of the 
 Empire. Pericles seems to have assumed that it was 
 hopeless to unite Greece and to conciliate Sparta, 
 and therefore to have advocated against Sparta " a 
 preventive war " as the Germans call it : but he 
 warned Athens against the policy of adventure and 
 world domination, such as came afterwards with 
 Alcibiades and the Sicilian Expedition. If the other 
 policy the policy of domination in the East, instead 
 of in the West, over Asia Minor and the Persian 
 Empire, instead of over the Greeks of Sicily, had ever 
 been seriously suggested to Pericles, as it suggested 
 itself to Isocrates and to Aristotle and to Alexander, 
 it is conceivable that he might have agreed, for this 
 would have meant domination over Asiatics not over 
 Greeks. But there was no room for such a sugges- 
 tion in the divided state of Greece and its internal 
 feuds.
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 51 
 
 Be that as it may, Pericles remained opposed to 
 wars of conquest, and Thucydides evidently both in 
 principle and from bitter experience followed Pericles. 
 It may be even that he would have agreed with 
 Plato, that the ideal Athens was not even the Athens 
 of Pericles with the Athenian Empire of the year 431, 
 but just the city of Athens and the adjoining Attica, 
 just a Greek n6h<; living in friendly relations with 
 other Greek nofeu;; just a municipality as we call 
 it ; or a free city of the middle ages, Genoa, Venice, 
 Bremen, without their external possessions. It may 
 be that even to the same degree as Plato, Thucy- 
 dides, was a little- Athens man (/iixgojioAmyc). At any 
 rate there is nothing to show that he would have 
 disliked or did dislike, if he knew it, the Platonic ideal. 
 
 Modern British readers are less friendly to the 
 city-state and to this intense and extreme decentra- 
 lization, which comes to them as doubly " suspect " ; 
 " suspect " on account of all their associations, ex- 
 periences and prejudices derived from the history of 
 2,000 years, and twice suspect as associated not with 
 the name of Greece and the Greek n6h<; and Plato 
 and Thucydides, but with the ideals of Rousseau 
 and a number of impracticable modern doctrinaires, 
 French and others : Karl Marx and Bakounine and 
 many members of the Paris Commune of 1871, who 
 wanted to break up France into communes like the 
 municipality of Paris. 
 
 But the other and second aspect of Thucydides' 
 dislike of Imperialism is much more modern and 
 commends itself just now to all of us. Thucydides' 
 idea of Imperialism was far removed from the ideas 
 associated with that word by reasonable Canadians, 
 Australians, Africanders and by the majority of the 
 people of the Mother Country : the idea of a united 
 Empire of free peoples, bound together in a perpetual 
 defensive alliance with the minimum of machinery 
 for that bond and therefore the maximum of good 
 feeling and mutual forbearance : the idea of a gener-
 
 52 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 ous loyalty to the past and its traditions : of a 
 generous repudiation of narrow nativism and know- 
 nothing-ism. Imperialism to Thucydides was rather 
 the idea still suggested by the word to the minds of 
 a few fanatics and doctrinaires of Radical tempera- 
 ment in Great Britain, the idea of militarism, jingo- 
 ism, flag-waving, red-painting. It was even worse 
 than this, it was the idea suggested to Thucydides 
 by the bitter evidence of the Peloponnesian war and 
 to us by the bitter evidence of German " frightful- 
 ness." It was the idea that " Imperialism " means 
 the most ruthless militarism and ambition in the 
 conduct of war and the most shameless materialism 
 and the most unscrupulous Macchiavelism in the 
 conduct of diplomacy. 
 
 Thucydides discerned a progressive brutality and a 
 progressive materialism in the Athenian treatment of 
 the enemy and of the neutral states. It is no wonder 
 that he became a little-Athens man. 
 
 The received rules of war were barbarous enough 
 to begin with and before the Peloponnesian war 
 began. On the other hand, the Athenian tempera- 
 ment was humanitarian enough before the war 
 to largely cancel these rules. Athens was the one 
 State when Pericles delivered his Funeral Speech, in 
 which " virtue " aqe-cr) stood not for virtus valour, 
 not for the religion of valour, but for benevolence- 
 humanity generosity charity : the men of " vir- 
 tue," says Thucydides in his account of the plague, 
 that is to say, the kindly man and the charitable 1 
 died of the plague in the largest numbers. Athens 
 before the war in fact had been the one Greek State 
 which was to a certain degree Christian before Christ. 
 And all this was lost by the brutalizing influence of 
 the war, or at least by the influence of the brutalized 
 and materialistic spirit in which the war was waged. 
 No wonder that Thucydides had ceased to be if he 
 ever was an Athenian Imperialist. 
 
 1 2. 51.
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 53 
 
 Thucydides has told us that he wrote for all time 
 and that his work would never be out of date. 1 If 
 anyone wants to test that soaring ambition let him 
 do what I was able to do recently. Let him sit down 
 quietly and listen to two young students of Greek 
 reading alternately from Thucydides, the dialogue 
 at the end of Book V called the Melian debate. One 
 reader represents the unhappy and weak neutral 
 Melos : the other, the callous, cynical, militaristic 
 and aggressive Athens. The readers translated almost 
 literally : changed nothing but the names : put 
 Belgium for Melos : and Germany for Athens : and 
 Great Britain for Sparta. For nothing else needed to 
 be changed ; and we heard coming to us from the 
 year 416 B.C. the first proof, the first edition, of the 
 identical debate between Belgium and Germany, 
 which was republished under other names and at 
 various times between 1860 and 1914 : but never so 
 closely to the original as in 1914. 
 
 Thucydides therefore did something more than put 
 forward a claim to anticipate future history, he did 
 more than claim that history repeated itself. He 
 did more than claim that history is written for the 
 future, that the future may guide itself by the experi- 
 ence of the past : or in the somewhat romantic and 
 extravagant terms which are familiar to some of us 
 from our school days that history gives a young 
 man all the advantages of age without its infirmities- 
 all those claims I mean which have been definitely 
 repudiated by some historians like Ranke, and which 
 obviously leave out of sight the familiar experience, 
 that no man, and a jortiori, no nation, will agree 
 to be taught by any experience except his own 
 these claims were not only put forward by Thucydides, 
 but so successfully established by him, that a drama- 
 tic debate, like the Melian dialogue, can be pitch-forked 
 bodily into the year 1914 as a prtcis of the diplomatic 
 history of Belgium and Germany in that eventful year. 
 
 1 1. 22.
 
 54 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 That debate indeed is doubly dramatic, as has 
 been already suggested. It is not only dramatic in 
 its form, its dialogue, it is dramatic no less in its 
 intense though unspoken irony. It precedes Books 
 VI, VII, and Books VI, VII introduce the fall of 
 Athens. " Strength goeth before a fall " is the 
 religion of Herodotus. The same religion, but spirit- 
 ualized, deepened, purified, is the religion of Thucy- 
 dides. By painting strength in darker colours as 
 pride, by heightening the picture of Athenian arro- 
 gance and cynicism towards Torone, Scione, Mende, 
 Melos, and the rest of the cities and states which 
 resisted Athens, he has given the Creed of Divine 
 Jealousy a more righteous cast, a more humane 
 interpretation. The humanitarianism of Athens 
 the better mind of Athens is overheard in Thucydides 
 confessing the justice of the Divine retribution which 
 has fallen on her : not merely because she was 
 powerful and ambitious, but because her subservience 
 to her ambition and to her lust of power had dimmed 
 and blighted all her greater and more characteristic 
 qualities. " The war up to 415 B.C. made Athens 
 great and Athenians small " : that is the comment 
 to be read between the lines of Thucydides. 
 
 No man can say that modern Germany has not 
 applied history to her politics in spite of Ranke : 
 her politics have almost been made by her historians. 
 It is a pity that her historians have not gone to 
 ancient history, and in particular to Thucydides and 
 the history of Athens, when they were looking for 
 historical omens. The Melian dialogue might have 
 warned Germany off Belgium, if they had still cared 
 for their classics. Curiously enough they did see the 
 parallel between Great Britain and Sparta but not 
 between themselves and Athens, or between Belgium 
 and Melos. 1 
 
 There is little else to be found I think in Thucydides' 
 
 1 Vide What Germany Thinks, p. 205, and footnote on Pro- 
 fessor Reinhard Frank of Munich and Tubingen (p. 193).
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 55 
 
 history capable of throwing much light on his mind 
 and personality. A man who so veiled his moral, 
 religious, and artistic bias that the former is not 
 easily understood (as in the verdicts on Nicias and 
 Antiphon), while the two latter have been overlooked 
 more or less entirely, until recently, is not likely to 
 declare himself freely in smaller ways. 
 
 There is occasionally a touch, a hint of dry sar- 
 casm. The Spartan Admiral Cnemus missed attack- 
 ing the Peiraeus, so he said, by stress of weather. 
 4 If he had wished to make a better pace the weather 
 would not have been an insuperable obstacle," l 
 observes Thucydides. There is just one speech which 
 is not merely dramatic, like the Melian dialogue, but 
 full of personal colour or at least of national colour : 
 the speech of the Spartan ephor Sthenelaides. 2 Thu- 
 cydides actually gives the speaker's name in this 
 case, apparently because the speech is so full of 
 character as to be too full of character, except as an 
 individual type : too full even for a type of Sparta : 
 more Spartan than the Spartans. 
 
 " The greater part of the Athenian argument I 
 cannot understand. They have said a great deal in 
 eulogy of Athens but they have not shown that they 
 are not injuring our good allies : if they behaved well 
 against Persia all the more shame on their behaviour 
 to-day." 
 
 There seems a touch of individual portraiture here. 
 If the name were not given, it might almost seem a 
 touch of caricature : probably that is why the name 
 is given. But this speech is exceptional, not only 
 in its caricature, if there be caricature, but in the 
 giving of a name to the speaker. Thucydides' crav- 
 ing for the impersonal, his ambition to record the 
 laws of history and not the feats of passing and 
 ephemeral individuals, banishes names, broadly speak- 
 ing, from his history, where other historians of ail 
 ages would record them. 
 
 Book II, 93. Book I, 85. 86.
 
 56 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 There is little else that occurs to me. Thucydides 
 believes in fate. He is a fatalist even to the extent 
 of believing that he can read fate and forecast the 
 future, human nature being the same in all ages. 
 Is it a sort of natural compensation that the man who 
 believed in so little in which other men believed, 
 who believed in so little that he glorifies convention- 
 alism and conservatism just because it is conventional 
 and conservative : who liked the conventional and 
 conservative Nicias just because he appealed to his 
 taste, his sense of manners and moderation : who 
 canonizes nothing in his history except the modera- 
 tion of aristocrats aQiaroxQaTiai; ad)<pQovo<; TIQOTI^OEI x 
 a moderation which no doubt, he would himself 
 have admitted, is no special virtue, virtue being 
 merely a matter of circumstance, condition and 
 opportunity or lack of opportunity ; which is no 
 special virtue in the aristocrats but the natural result 
 of their interests and their advantages, and therefore 
 all the more useful and punctual, just because it is 
 not dependent on the off chance of real virtue but is 
 a natural product of conditions ; is it a sort of natural 
 compensation, I say, that this man who could see 
 his way before him so little, who is so dubious of 
 human effort, should at least conceive so confident a 
 belief in Fate and in his power to read Fate ? 
 
 It may be so. Nature abhors a vacuum. Some 
 Faith a man must have obviously to write history at 
 all : and if no other, then faith in fate and in the 
 reign of laws which can be deciphered and inter- 
 preted ; let it be counted to Thucydides for righteous- 
 ness that he sometimes manages to anticipate the 
 future so closely. 
 
 Again, is it a contradiction to be so impersonal and 
 fatalistic and yet to desire the government of a State 
 by its chosen spirits, by the elect, by a Pericles, when 
 a Pericles is born at long intervals to guide a State ? 
 
 1 III, 82 : compare VIII, 24, p6voi ol Aaxedatpdvioi
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 57 
 
 I do not think so. Thucydides believed in fate : 
 even in democracy as a result of fate, as an inevitable 
 and disagreeable product at a certain stage of culture 
 when universal education has made all questions open 
 questions and has destroyed the rule of convention 
 and old-established aristocracy. He disliked democ- 
 racy as government from the street, as government 
 without reflection, without knowledge, without experi- 
 ence of the past, without true education : as a 
 government which has neither pride of ancestry, nor 
 hope of posterity : as a government where the 
 ordinary statesman can only take short views, for 
 no views which are long, which are based on long 
 experience, will commend themselves to the man in 
 the street. The ordinary statesman must adapt him- 
 self to democracy in such an age, for democracy is an 
 inevitable result of popular and universal education. 
 
 But if fate should produce at intervals a great 
 demagogue in the best sense of that term a 
 popular leader or demagogue who can yet by his 
 force of eloquence and force of character impose 
 himself upon the street and the State, upon popular 
 opinion, a Pericles in fact, is it not better, is it not 
 common sense, to exalt that demagogue and his 
 government and to canonize his rule however short 
 its duration and human life being short his rule will 
 be short as a happy incident, a blessed respite for 
 a moment from the anarchy and see-saw which must 
 otherwise mark the tragic career of democracy ? 
 
 There are only two faiths possible, I think, to an 
 historian : such a faith in Fate which I have endeav- 
 oured to interpret as the faith of Thucydides, pessi- 
 mistic enough though it be ; and the other faith 
 which is very modern and Christian in the perfecti- 
 bility of human nature, even under democracy, or 
 especially under democracy ; a perfectibility which 
 will enable even the man in the street to listen more 
 and more to the teachings of experience, and to give 
 even to his democracy that sweet reasonableness and
 
 58 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 that moderation which are natural enough without 
 special virtues, just by force of circumstances and 
 personal interests, to an aristocracy : to the wealthy, 
 well-born and well-educated. Thucydides had no 
 such faith in progress or in the evolution of human 
 nature by itself and from within and by the very law 
 of evolution : human nature is to be the same in 
 all ages : its germ-plasms do not change. 
 
 Evolution implies a terminus ad quern as well as 
 a quo : but many of us forget the terminus ad quern, 
 or at least we assume that the terminus ad quern of 
 evolution and democracy is the stage which we our- 
 selves have already reached, and practically we only 
 think about the terminus a quo. That is, we all 
 recognize clearly and consciously that society has 
 developed from barbarism but we assume vaguely 
 and unconsciously that it has now reached its zenith. 
 So Thucydides : he recognized no man more clearly 
 that Athens had evolved from piracy and general 
 barbarism : that it had evolved to a certain stage 
 of general education and thought : but, he seems 
 to have thought Athens having reached that cul- 
 minating point could go no further and must even 
 recede into the degeneracy and anarchy which 
 education and thought themselves produce : must 
 fall before the more brutal powers like Macedon, 
 which, without education and thought, yet retained 
 the more brutal and masculine virtues : the will to 
 fight, the will to power, the power to raise armies, 
 and a rough indifference to all the luxuries of thought 
 and the artificial and hot-house life of the theatre 
 and the law courts and the public assembly, " the 
 fountains and the fooleries " called civilization. 
 Then in time evolution would take its turn with 
 these uncivilized powers : and they also would begin 
 to decay by reason of their new virtues, their thought 
 and education, before new barbarians. Fate destroys 
 nations by their very virtues, and the terminus ad 
 quern is soon reached, and the cycle starts afresh
 
 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 59 
 
 from a new deluge of some sort. Fate leads nations 
 in a cycle : evolution is from one end of the cycle to 
 the other : but the wheels soon revolve full circle, 
 and then the evolution is over : at least for a time 
 and for that nation. It is not a continuous evolu- 
 tion : it is strictly limited, with its beginning, its 
 culmination and brief transitional period of glory- 
 Athens under Pericles and its decay. (This, by the 
 way, I believe is also the doctrine of Chateaubriand's 
 first essay, his essay on Revolution : he was a student 
 of Thucydides.) 
 
 It is not a cheering creed, but is it scientific ? 
 Can it be said to be unscientific just because it is not 
 cheering : just because it offends a certain deep and 
 sanguine instinct ? That is a question for the 
 theologians. Thucydides had no such theology as 
 could make it seem unscientific to his mind. His 
 mind was academic : the mind of an academic 
 liberal : who is next door to a conservative : who 
 lives in a semi-detached house with conservatism 
 occupying the other half. Like Jowett, for example, 
 Thucydides was liberal in theology and conservative 
 in politics : liberal in education but conservative in 
 broader and deeper things. He was of two minds 
 about education and religion. He distrusted religion 
 in details and in given cases in the case of Nicias' 
 superstitions about the moon, for example but he 
 welcomed it as a conservative force, as a force modify- 
 ing the wheels of change, putting a brake upon them. 
 Conversely, he trusted education in details, wanted 
 it for himself and men of his class, an upper class : 
 but he distrusted it broadly and on larger grounds 
 and in the field of politics as a solvent of the existing 
 order of things, as a harbinger and herald of universal 
 doubt and of that ever widening horizon of open 
 questions, which is the mark of democracy and 
 universal education, and of the plague of books and 
 lectures; and which ends in anarchy. Culture 
 universal culture at any rate is anarchy. It is
 
 60 THUCYDIDES AND HISTORY 
 
 " sensibility without bread " as Gold win Smith used 
 to say. To know everything is to do nothing. Thu- 
 cydides coined the epigram, resented it, but perforce 
 illustrated it in himself. He was the scientific 
 officer who lost a campaign because he had more 
 science than energy : the type of officer with whom 
 we have all been familiar of recent years, since the 
 day when one scientific general failed to swear his 
 boats up the Nile in time to relieve Gordon, and a 
 second failed to hold the crest of Majuba against the 
 escalading Boers. Science can do much in warfare 
 especially in modern warfare but it cannot supply 
 energy. It may easily diminish the energy of native 
 will and natural force of character : " the native hue 
 of resolution is sicklied o'er by the pale cast of 
 thought." Thucydides could do nothing in the 
 Athens of his days, or in the war in which, unfor- 
 tunately for his reputation, he took an academic 
 and a very ineffectual hand, except record its history.
 
 CHAPTER III 
 PLATO AND POETRY 
 
 THE tenth book of Plato's Republic, or the first 
 part of it, at least, is a Platonic "Bull" 
 against poetry. And there is something of the " bull " 
 about it, in more senses than one. Surely it is piquant 
 in an unusual degree to find the great litterateur of 
 Greek literature denouncing poetry, to find the great 
 stylist of the philosophers of Greece denouncing style. 
 It is pathetic, even more than piquant, to find the 
 unsuccessful reformer of Syracuse, the academic 
 adviser who proved too academic to advise Dionysius, 
 the philosopher who had to return to his books and 
 give up his dreams of administration, to find him in 
 this book pleading so vehemently for action, for 
 deeds, for life, protesting so eloquently against our 
 writing history when we could be making it, holding 
 up to our admiration not his own class and his own 
 type, not Plato, not the writer, the dreamer, the 
 speculatist, the ironical humorist, but the statesman, 
 reformer, and man of action all in fact that he 
 himself, before or after this time, essayed in vain 
 to be. 
 
 This book has the piquancy and the pathos of 
 literature confessing her un worthiness ; of style sitting 
 in sackcloth and ashes ; of speculation confessing 
 that she is an unprofitable servant. It reads like 
 the expression of the mood which comes and comes 
 again to every student ; wherein he feels the vanity 
 of study ; wherein he feels that he is giving up his 
 life to words, words, words ; that he is plucking 
 from the tree of knowledge instead of from the tree 
 
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 62 PLATO AND POETRY 
 
 of life. He wishes that he were a man of affairs 
 instead. He does not know, poor innocent, that 
 that, too, is vanity ; and that, as Professor Clark 
 Murray used to say, we are all, yes positively all 
 of us, spinning webs out of our brains, which we 
 call facts and, by no means least, those of us who 
 are men of affairs, the bankers and stockbrokers at 
 the present moment in the city of New York, as 
 much, or more so, than the theologians and men of 
 science. 
 
 Carlyle reproached himself that, whereas his father 
 had made bridges, he only made books. Plato is 
 in that Carlylean mood ; and too absorbed in it to 
 notice that some books sometimes are the best of 
 bridges ; and the only bridges whereby weak men 
 can cross some of the deepest of rivers, as, for example, 
 the sufficiently deep river of death ; which many 
 men have, in the ages since Plato, crossed by means 
 of one of the very few books, perhaps the only book, 
 better fitted than Plato to effect a crossing for them. 
 
 This indictment by Plato of poetry appears to 
 fall into three chief counts. Poetry is imitation, not 
 creation, not action. Etymologically and in Greek, 
 poetry is creation, and the poet is par excellence the 
 creator, and the creator the poet. But this is only 
 the perversity of language. In fact poetry is the 
 antithesis of action, and is imitation, says Plato. 
 Here is a curious and ominous beginning. The word 
 imitation has now become the orthodox definition of 
 poetry ; because it was caught up and repeated, but 
 in a much broader sense, by Aristotle. It has come 
 down through superstitious veneration for their usage 
 to modern times. It is quoted, for example, in the 
 last book on the subject, that by Mr. Courthope, till 
 recently Professor of Poetry in Oxford. 
 
 But, inevitably, some reviewers of Mr. Courthope's 
 book, more clearsighted in criticism than learned in 
 literature, objected to the word. They protested that 
 poetry is not imitation, but rather the deepest expres-
 
 PLATO AND POETRY 63 
 
 sion possible in words of the profoundest passion 
 that words can express. Words, it is very likely, 
 never express the profoundest passion, and the 
 passion which they do express is less profound ; but 
 that does not alter the truth of the definition, " the 
 deepest expression possible in words of the profoundest 
 passion words can express." 
 
 Plato missed this word, " expression." There is 
 no word for it in Greek, and he used instead this 
 unhappy phrase fufirjat^. A word is a fatal thing 
 and leads its user far afield. At the very outset 
 Plato is pre-occupied, obsessed, by the implications 
 and suggestions of this unfortunate word. It has 
 caused him throughout to reduce poetry to the level 
 of painting. He has been describing in earlier books 
 the democratization of Greek society, the spread of 
 education to lower classes, and the consequent influx 
 into the learned professions of men of humble origin, 
 insufficient manners, and imperfect culture. Philo- 
 sophy he likens racily to a maiden heiress whom her 
 natural suitors, men of birth and breeding, have 
 deserted for leadership in politics and social life ; 
 but in their place come little, bald-headed plumbers 
 just out of prison, " their sentence quashed, their 
 faces washed " ; and they court her for her prestige 
 and her " genteel " surroundings a picture corre- 
 sponding, as Nettleship dryly observes, to the democ- 
 ratization of the Church to-day. Well, Plato seems 
 to find a parallel to these spurious philosophers or 
 sophists in the poets. They too he seems to say- 
 are interlopers, imitators, reaping where they had 
 not sown, gathering where they had not strawed. 
 They have phrases and catch-words in abundance. 
 Colours, scents, and echoes from real life hang about 
 their verses ; but it is all imposture. They do not 
 know whereof they write. They only parrot and 
 make believe. Plato will not even go as far as he 
 goes in his Ion, or in his Apology, and concede that, 
 if they do not know, they have at least an instinct,
 
 64 PLATO AND POETRY 
 
 a tact, an unconscious prompting, an inspiration 
 which takes the place of knowledge. 
 
 Rather, he brushes aside their work as wholly 
 frivolous and artificial. It is pretty ; it is musical 
 and ingenious ; but strip away the gimcrackery of 
 art, the " sensual caterwauling " of music ; the artful 
 aid of alliteration, the combinations, as Robert Louis 
 Stevenson said, of " p's," " u's," and " /'s," or other 
 mystic letters whose magic chemistry lies at the root 
 of poetry, and explains the secret of the quickened 
 heart-beats with which we hear it ; tear away these 
 things and nothing more is left ; the charm is gone, 
 the illusion snapped ; it fades away into the light of 
 common day yes, poetry is just trifling ; just 
 dabbling in sound and phrase ; just a tickling of the 
 ear ; just sensuous artifice ; it is not serious work, 
 not even scientific work. And, besides, no literature, 
 not even scientific work, is worthy to be compared 
 with action. A man makes history ; he does not 
 write it. The use of knowledge and the poet has 
 not even knowledge lies in action, not in itself. 
 You notice how far Plato goes. We can hear from 
 others than Plato that exact knowledge is fatal to 
 ornamental gifts ; that it is fatal to the journalist, 
 the politician, the orator, the conversationalist ; and 
 we can all agree to avoid argument for the moment 
 to throw in the poet with journalists and conver- 
 sationalists. We all know silent men of science, who 
 are silent in half-a-dozen languages, and despise 
 literature. It hardly invalidates the argument that 
 some few poets themselves, like Browning, have 
 shared this feeling and have begged that they be 
 not mistaken for " damned literary men." 
 
 But Plato goes further : he has little use here 
 even for men of science. Knowledge is to lead to 
 action, instead of being a very general bar thereto ; 
 and men are to make history, not write it. The 
 man of action comes first and he is the only man 
 whom Plato recognizes as a man of knowledge. The
 
 PLATO AND POETRY 65 
 
 man of mere knowledge, if it be worth while distin- 
 guishing between nonentities, would no doubt come 
 next ; and the poet who has neither action nor 
 exact knowledge comes last ; but it is not worth 
 while so to distinguish between two nonentities. 
 Plato has met, one supposes, silent men of action 
 Laconians, no doubt conceivably, also in Italy, an 
 unknown stranger or two from far-off Rome. He 
 has marked their scorn for literature ; and he has 
 not also marked that, so far as knowledge goes, these 
 men of action are as badly off as poets ; and some- 
 times indeed are poets ; and have borne the name 
 of Solon or Aeschylus. He has made two classes, 
 men of active knowledge, and men of ignorant dilet- 
 tantism, where the rest of us see three classes, men 
 of action, men of thought, journalists and litterateurs, 
 the poets being found, according to their style and 
 quality, in all three classes. Poetry Plato knows it 
 well in other dialogues where he is not holding, as 
 here, a brief against poetry poetry is one of the 
 voices of youth, with love and with religion ; but 
 as love has its counterfeits, calf-love, sensual love, 
 animal appetite or Whitmania, ambition, self-love 
 and the like ; and as religion also has its hypocrisies 
 and its idolatries, so poetry in this book is lost 
 behind the swarm of inferior spirits who burlesque it. 
 
 (2) He goes on presently to his next count. These 
 imitators imitate only the material and visible ; the 
 outward shows and semblances of things, rather than 
 solid facts. Their method is a picturesque sensation- 
 alism, not a sober record of life. They are realists, 
 as we perhaps should say, if a realist is one " who 
 dabbles in the muddy shallows of life and fancies 
 he is sounding its depths." Plato, no doubt, is 
 thinking of Euripides ; of an Athenian theatre given 
 over to the drama of realism ; to spectacular displays 
 of poverty and life in the slums ; to tales of mean 
 streets ; to problem plays ; and to dirty, disagreeable 
 doubtings : illicit love, like Phaedra's, is the motif ; 
 
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 66 PLATO AND POETRY 
 
 or just poverty, hunger, and dirt like TeJephus' : 
 these things find " the gods," and we are living in 
 a sentimental and humanitarian age where the little 
 finger of the man in the street is thicker than the 
 loins of caste, and privilege, and culture, and the 
 sheltered life. 
 
 So far, so good ; and Plato is at least not flagrantly 
 inconsistent yet with himself or with his gospel of 
 work versus faith : of action versus thought. We 
 may, perhaps, refute him with Browning : 
 
 " But all the world's coarse thumb and finger failed to plumb, 
 So passed in making up the main account ; 
 All instincts immature, all purposes unsure, 
 That weighed not as his work, yet swelled the man's amount ; 
 Thoughts hardly to be packed into a narrow act ; 
 Fancies that broke thro' language and escaped ; 
 All I could never be, all, men ignored in me, 
 This I was worth to God whose wheel the pitcher shaped." 
 
 But, then, we might also refute Browning with 
 Browning : 
 
 " And the fault I impute to each frustrate ghost 
 Is the unlit lamp and the ungirt loin 
 Tho' the deed be a sin, I say." 
 
 (3) But, soon after, Plato introduces what purports 
 to be a new objection to poetry, and one which surely 
 contradicts his own previous argument. Poetry, he 
 says, appeals to the emotions, and to reach the emo- 
 tions it sets forth " actions and emotions, not char- 
 acter." There was a hint of this in the last count. 
 It portrays a man acting and feeling, not thinking 
 and being : it portrays rage, despair, love, grief, 
 murder, and suicide though the two last are apt to 
 be less obtrusive in a Greek play than in a modern 
 not character. But man at his best thinks and is : 
 man at his best is not in love, nor in rage, nor in 
 despair, still less does he weep and tear his hair ; 
 he is silent, self-composed, austere ; he is a stoic. 
 The poet will not portray a stoic ; indeed he cannot. 
 A stoic on the stage would be a stick ; so the poet
 
 PLATO AND POETRY 67 
 
 portrays only the weaker brethren, or man in his 
 weaker moods of action and feeling. 
 
 But where now is Plato's glorification of action ? 
 Before it was action against literature, or mere 
 thought. Now, the deepest and highest life appears 
 to be, not in action, but in thought and being, not 
 in what a man does but in what he is ; not in his 
 works but in his faith. Plato began by glorifying 
 activity and action ; now he abuses actors and acting. 
 Yet there is a real connection between the two sets of 
 words, though only the Latin and English languages 
 show it, and the Greek by what might seem a strange 
 freak does not strange, because one would expect 
 the actor's art to be magnified by the Greek language 
 instead of by the Latin and the English, the artistic 
 side of it being surely as conspicuous as the practical ; 
 but of course the reason is the one already noticed, 
 the Greek language has identified action with the more 
 subjective, the more spiritual art of the poet ; it can- 
 not, therefore, identify it also with the objective and 
 material art of the actor. But what am I saying ? 
 After all the Greeks have used their secondary word 
 for action, at any rate the substantive which means 
 an action, for an " act " by actors on the stage ; our 
 own word " drama," I mean. 
 
 Now, if the end of life rather lie in composed 
 character, austerity, and pride than in theatrical 
 and violent actions and emotions, why then the men 
 who make history, who act bloody parts and are 
 possessed of headstrong passions (the headstrong man, 
 by the way, is the man weak in his head), these men 
 seem to be relegated to a back seat at the Platonic 
 feast of life ; and the student, and the philosopher, 
 and the historian, and the man of science seem to be 
 invited to sit down above them at the board. This 
 may be sound Platonism. Generally speaking, I 
 think it is. But is it consistent with the early chapters 
 of this same book ? 
 
 (4) But the most difficult and debatable portion
 
 68 PLATO AND POETRY 
 
 of Plato's attack on poetry is not the proposition 
 that poetry is playing with life and not living, imita- 
 tion of life and not creation, nor that it is the imita- 
 tion of crude life, the mere life of action and emotion 
 instead of the life of thought. 
 
 The first of these propositions is obviously true of 
 minor poets ; untrue of any considerable poet : who, 
 because he is a considerable poet, has been a consider- 
 able man first. He has thought and suffered beyond 
 other men. He has been torn up and transplanted 
 from the society of other and more ordinary men, 
 from the others who remain reeds shaken by the 
 wind, and has been fashioned by the knife and iron 
 of thought and suffering into the reed-made flute or 
 pipe, the mouthpiece of some great god, Pan, some 
 spirit greater than humanity. The true poet, as 
 the phrase goes, learned in suffering what he taught 
 in song. 
 
 The second proposition again is implicitly incon- 
 sistent with the first, since it involves what the first 
 denies, the deeper reality of the world of thought 
 over the world of action. With the second Plato has 
 himself refuted the first ; and has made it somewhat 
 unnecessary for his readers to take the first seriously. 
 
 But the third count in his indictment, to the latter 
 part of which I have already referred, is that poetry 
 addresses itself to the emotions, that is, as he says, 
 to an unreal element in human nature. This is the 
 count which is difficult of interpretation, and which 
 has been very differently interpreted. 
 
 " What is truth ? " asked Pilate, when he heard 
 the word used in argument. " What is reality ? " is 
 the question somewhat similar, which Plato's con- 
 tinual use of this vague word provokes. The unreal 
 element in human nature according to Plato is the 
 element opposed to that in us which weighs, and 
 measures, and calculates. It is the element opposed 
 to cold-blood reason and logic. When we have 
 suffered a great loss of any kind, the emotional
 
 PLATO AND POETRY 69 
 
 element raves like a tragedy queen over the past; 
 the element of reason takes stock of our position and 
 gathers up the fragments that remain. So far, so 
 good ; but what we want to know and what we never 
 distinctly learn from Plato whence the different 
 interpretations of his argument by different inter- 
 preters seems to be this : what is the extent and 
 nature of this emotion which he banishes, and of 
 this cold-blood and logic which he enthrones in its 
 place ? 
 
 Mr. Gradgrind, also, in Hard Times enthroned 
 cold-blood and logic, and many an ancient Gradgrind 
 of the Cynic and Stoic persuasion enthroned these 
 apathies. The philosopher who, hearing of his son's 
 death, retorted that he never supposed that he had 
 begotten an immortal ; the other philosopher who, 
 losing his wife and children, consoled himself with 
 the apothegm that the sage is independent of cir- 
 cumstances this is the somewhat unattractive guise 
 in which resignation expressed or concealed itself in 
 the poor pagan world. But can we make anything 
 worth having out of apathy, unless it be an apathy 
 towards the trivial rendered natural and becoming, 
 because its house is already swept and garnished 
 and possessed by some absorbing passion or devotion 
 to some one or a few high ends ? Can cold-blood, 
 and logic, and so-called reason so absorb and possess 
 man's soul ? or does not " emotion " cover all forms 
 of high passion and devotion ? Can all emotion be 
 banished rightly ? Is Plato objecting only to " the 
 skin-deep sense of our own eloquence," which is the 
 poet's besetting sin, and his substitute often for " the 
 pure emotion of a high devotion," or is ho really asking 
 us to forego emotion altogether and live as merely 
 rational cold-blooded creatures ? It is the old problem 
 of Greek philosophy. What is the relation in Plato 
 and Aristotle of the moral nature (of those aspirations 
 after generosity, courage, forgiveness, faith, hope, 
 and charity, which Aristotle calls "moral" or
 
 70 PLATO AND POETRY 
 
 " ethical "), and the reason which alone Aristotle 
 pronounces to be divine ? 
 
 The moral is of the earth earthy, says Aristotle. 
 It is the handmaid, not the mistress ; the mistress 
 is reason and philosophy. Plato's is not an analytical 
 intellect like Aristotle's ; and he has never so sharply 
 distinguished between moral and intellectual. Right- 
 eousness and Reason go generally hand in hand in 
 his Republic ; and yet the partnership never seems 
 quite essential in his eyes ; but always temporary 
 rather and, as it were, conditional and contingent ; 
 and in his eyes the divine nature as also in Dean 
 Mansel's system, and in all systems based on Aristotle 
 seems to stand apart from the petty and anthropo- 
 morphic moralities of human life. Hence the inter- 
 preters have parted here, and one school interprets 
 Plato in what I am tempted to call a Christian rather 
 than in a Platonic sense. 
 
 Mr. Prickard, in his very interesting little book on 
 Aristotle's theory of poetry, interprets the tenth book 
 of Plato's Republic to mean that Plato is deprecating 
 " sentimentalism " ; the sentimentalism of the literary 
 man. The world is divided so I presume the 
 argument would run between the literary and the 
 silent races. The Greek spends himself on expression. 
 He is the JEolian harp which answers to every wind 
 of doctrine or feeling, and therefore he never really 
 feels. Before he has really felt he has expressed and 
 dismissed his nascent feeling in expression ; and the 
 moment after he has expressed, he feels another and 
 a different emotion, and expresses it. He is elastic 
 to the core of his being. He is a child all the days 
 of his life, with the child's frivolity, the child's 
 delight in mere living, and the child's volubility and 
 volatility. His emotions are real while they last; 
 indeed, it is absurd to call emotion unreal (as Plato 
 does) just because it is not permanent ; for emotion 
 as opposed to passion is essentially transient. But 
 he is so impressionable that he is never really im-
 
 71 
 
 pressed ; he is the actor, the journalist, the poet ; 
 the natural man in a southern and tempestuous 
 population, the democratic man who acknowledges 
 no aristocracy or hierarchy of instincts and impulses, 
 but obeys each in turn, as it comes to him, and recog- 
 nizes each as equal, each as counting for one and 
 none for more than one in his moral democracy. The 
 opposite type to this is the Spartan ; unsympathetic ; 
 unemotional ; silent ; but capable of devotion to a 
 single absorbing purpose ; capable of passion, un- 
 diluted and unaltering ; and capable of martyrdom. 
 Plato, living in Athens, reacts, as a philosopher will, 
 towards the unpopular and alien, the foreign and 
 opposite type. He sighs for Spartan doggedness and 
 tenacity of purpose. If Athenians did not express 
 their emotion in language, especially in poetry, they 
 would have sufficient emotion to cany them through 
 life ; even through the stormy life of politics. They 
 would be able, that is, to act instead of talk ; for 
 you cannot, as the poet dough has quaintly said, 
 have your emotion and yet express it also. 
 
 Plato had seen, or at least had heard of, the whole 
 Athenian people bursting into tears of idle pity, and 
 fear, and wrath, at the portraiture of the capture of 
 Miletus by Barbarians : he wanted their pity to be 
 expended on practical politics, on the political humilia- 
 tion of Hellas. He wanted their fear and wrath 
 expended upon nerving the soldier's arm and 
 ening his weak knees. He hates to see all 
 evaporate in literary expression. 
 
 In short, Plato's feeling for poetry and its 
 temptations seems precisely akin if Mr. 
 be right-^to the feeling of Cardinal Newman, 
 expressed in certain verses which I am aceu^ 
 to repeat ad mmumm to my habitual puptk. 
 
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 72 PLATO AND POETRY 
 
 "But whoso lets his feelings run 
 
 In soft luxurious flow, 
 Faints when hard service must be done, 
 And shrinks at every woe. 
 
 "Faith's meanest deed more favour bears 
 Where hearts and wills are weighed, 
 Than brightest transports, choicest prayers, 
 Which bloom their hour and fade." 
 
 This seems to me an admirable picture of the 
 seamy side of poetry and literature ; even more 
 admirable than Matthew Arnold's " Stagirius," which 
 is his version of the same theme : 
 
 " When the soul, growing clearer, 
 
 Sees God no nearer ; 
 When the soul, mounting higher, 
 
 To God comes no nigher ; 
 But the arch-fiend Pride, 
 
 Mounts at her side, 
 Foiling her high emprise, 
 
 Sealing her eagle eyes, 
 And when she fain would soar, 
 
 Makes idols to adore, 
 
 Changing the pure emotion 
 
 Of her high devotion, 
 
 To a skin-deep sense 
 
 Of her own eloquence ; 
 
 Strong to deceive, strong to enslave 
 
 Save, oh ! save." 
 
 Plato, surfeited with Athenian emotionalism, 
 humanitarianism, and infirmity of purpose, represents 
 his Athenian philosophers as repenting of their 
 Athenian or feminine temperament, and seeking like 
 women for some nature stronger, less sensitive, and 
 more masculine. They seem to say : 
 
 " We, too, have felt the load we bore 
 In a too strong emotion's sway. 
 
 We, too, have wished no woman more 
 These starting feverish hearts away. 
 We, too, have longed for trenchant force, 
 
 And will like a dividing spear, 
 Have praised the keen, unscrupulous course 
 
 Which knows no doubt, u$i$? f^.8 no fear -'"
 
 PLATO AND POETRY 73 
 
 Such is Mr. Prickard's interpretation of the 10th 
 Book, and it reconciles us to Plato, if only it be 
 correct. But is it correct ? I see no sign that Plato 
 has ever really faced the question : " How much 
 emotion is to be discarded, and what is to take its 
 place ? ' He is preaching Stoicism but, then, Stoi- 
 cism, if it mean fortitude at one stage, will pass, and 
 pass by ever indistinguishable shades, into a later 
 stage where it means mere apathy. The Red Indian, 
 who was a Stoic in his own sufferings, became after 
 a time at once incapable of suffering himself, and 
 capable of inflicting monstrous suffering upon others. 
 To preserve at one and the same time " kindness in 
 another's troubles, courage in one's own " remains a 
 difficult ideal, composed, like all perfection, of oppos- 
 ing and well-nigh incompatible elements. Plato 
 never seems to ask himself even the elementary 
 question. "Is it the expression of feeling or the 
 feeling expressed which is objectionable ? '' " Is it 
 composure of bearing or composure of feeling which 
 is desirable, and which is presented in the Spartan 
 type ? If the latter, how far shall this composure 
 of feeling be permitted to go ? Are our philosophers 
 to be wholly apathetic or merely too proud of their 
 high purposes in life to be shaken by life's trifles ? ' 
 
 Now these are critical and crucial questions ; and 
 in the exact kind and even in the exact degree of 
 composure lies all the difference between fortitude 
 and apathy. The two are not essentially divided, 
 rather, there is direct communication and continuous 
 progression from the one to the other ; and yet there 
 is all the difference of right and wrong between them. 
 How are we to distinguish where the right ends and 
 the wrong begins. Where is the quantitative analysis 
 to show us how much fortitude there be in Spartan 
 endurance, and how much apathy ? 
 
 Nature does not help us to distinguish these elements 
 in the Spartan, or other soldier. Nature does not 
 help us to read aright those of our own race who arc
 
 74 PLATO AND POETRY 
 
 silent and seem apathetic. Sometimes they seem 
 heartless, because they are so careful not to wear 
 their hearts upon their sleeves for daws to peck at 
 and interviewers to report. A young Canadian the 
 member of a more emotional race than that which 
 created our Empire and inhabits its seat writing 
 from England, recently, notes the scanty vocabulary 
 of the upper class there, and their aversion to vivacity 
 and verbosity ; they do not talk themselves ; and 
 they look suspiciously at talkers ; only a Prime 
 Minister should talk ; he cannot help himself ; it 
 is the price he pays for his bad eminence. 
 
 But are all these people really ashamed of all 
 emotion ? Do they really live only for golf and 
 brandy-and-soda, for bridge and other brigandage ? 
 Perhaps the cynic who should so assume who should 
 assume that their mauvaise honte and silence covered 
 nothing but materialism perhaps he would find in 
 an appreciable number of cases that, like the mauvaise 
 honte of some schoolboys, it covered the other and 
 the nobler source of silence the silence of the philo- 
 Laconian Laches in Plato's dialogue of that name. 
 Laches cannot abide talking and talkers, because 
 their talking takes the place of action their preaching 
 of practice : he does not propose to take a seat in a 
 church whose apostle is himself a castaway; and 
 Laches does not seem to see how Nature, herself, by 
 her method of division of labour, tends to divide 
 men into hearers of the word (or preachers) who are 
 not doers, and doers who are not hearers : into men 
 of action who understand neither themselves nor the 
 history they are making : and men of thought who 
 understand both themselves and their times but 
 contribute nothing towards making the history they 
 write. He does not seem to see that thought and 
 the expression of thought is one man's metier in life, 
 his forte and his action, just as action is the only 
 conscious thought and expression to which another 
 man, unintelligent and silent, ever attains.
 
 PLATO AND POETRY 75 
 
 Laches, therefore, cannot tolerate eloquence, unless 
 in one of those rare cases where all a man's eloquent 
 words are but the reflexion of an eloquent life ; where 
 all the ideals upon his lips have risen thither from deep 
 springs of passion, and have spoken in a thousand 
 nameless, unremembered acts, before they were 
 permitted to find tongue. 
 
 Tongue-tied races and tongue-tied people are some- 
 times silent, like Laches, because they hate hypocrisy ; 
 because they hate to speak without acting, to profess 
 more than they can practise. It is because they 
 aspire more and not less to living on a high plane 
 .that they tune their words religiously to a minor key, 
 and talk only of trivialities and field sports. 
 
 And surely the best poetry, like the best practice, 
 must proceed from this sincere passion to be real 
 and serious. The best poetry surely cannot be the 
 fitful experiments of impressionists, the trivial moods 
 of dilettantism ; and there lies the source of the 
 misgivings and demurrers with which we read Plato's 
 attack on poetry.
 
 CHAPTER IV 
 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 WHEN it was first suggested to me that I should 
 lecture on Bacon, I at once objected that I 
 had no interest in the subject, except a strong pre- 
 judice against the hero proposed for me. But I was 
 weak enough to add that perhaps after all a strong 
 aversion for a man, was the next best qualification 
 for writing of him, after a strong liking ; and after 
 those words of weakness and folly, there was no escape. 
 
 That happened some years ago, and of course it 
 only took me two weeks to realize the egregious 
 fallacy of the argument ; there is nothing in it, it is 
 a fallacy of the cave. If in large things nothing can 
 be done without love, so in small. If one cannot 
 base a happy life for Ireland upon hatred of Great 
 Britain ; if one cannot build a new civilization for 
 France upon " La Guerre Sociale," upon hatred, that 
 is, of the capitalists and the upper and the middle- 
 classes, so neither can one even write a popular 
 lecture on Bacon to any good purpose without 
 heartily admiring Bacon. 
 
 Enlightened dislike is almost as near a contradic- 
 tion in terms not quite as near as enlightened 
 selfishness ; or to put it the other way round, to 
 know all as the audacious French proverb says is 
 to pardon all. Or if it is not quite that, at any rate 
 it is to have much sympathy for all ; and nothing 
 can be made not even a lecture without sympathy, 
 or out of mere dislike. 
 
 But why should one feel an aversion for Bacon 
 such as I feel ? The answer is simple : you have 
 
 76
 
 FRANCIS BACON 77 
 
 anticipated it : Lord Macaulay's essay of eulogy upon 
 him. For here is a question of temperament. The 
 world is divided between two temperaments : the 
 temperament which calls itself practical and is 
 delighted with all increases in the practical conveni- 
 ences of life, in the triumphs of applied science, in 
 the railroad, steamship, telegram, telephone, and 
 air-ship ; and there is the temperament which 
 persists instead in looking inward and in asking not 
 is there outward progress but, is there inward strength 
 and peace ? Discontent, unrest, vain ambitions, 
 social bitterness, la guerre sociale, all of which are 
 not merely compatible with material progress, but 
 seem to be especially stimulated thereby, appear to 
 this temperament to cancel the good of the coincident 
 material progress ; because, as even Bacon himself 
 has observed, the happiness of a people or an indivi- 
 dual, does not depend upon their material comforts 
 wholly or chiefly, but upon their content or discontent. 
 
 Macaulay and Bacon belong emphatically to the 
 first type. They are constitutionally impatient of 
 the sciences which, in a certain sense, are not progres- 
 sive : metaphysics and theology. They are progres- 
 sive in fact ; but we have each of us to make the 
 progress for ourselves over again from the first step 
 to the last. We inherit, to a very slight degree if 
 at all, the triumphs made and the heights reached 
 by previous explorers here ; we have to explore for 
 ourselves : whence the educational value of these 
 speculations. 
 
 Well, that is not Bacon's point of view. His 
 point of view is expressed in the motto prefixed often 
 to Bacon's works ; it is not systems of philosophy, 
 religion, or even of politics, which help men, it is 
 the various unrelated little material improvements, 
 and useful inventions, and discoveries of applied 
 science : the compass, gun-powder, the printing 
 press ; or, as we should say to-day, wireless telegraphy 
 and aviation.
 
 78 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 What then was Bacon's achievement ? What was 
 his idea ? Whence his fame ? 
 
 Well : I have been beating about the bush and 
 striving to stave off that awkward question ; it is so 
 hard to answer. It looks so flippant and so super- 
 ficial to say there was no achievement, no message, 
 no right to fame. It looks only one degree less 
 flippant and many degrees more undutiful and irrev- 
 erent to say; it was just that he was the typical, 
 material-minded Englishman, who hated philosophy, 
 and knew enough and was courageous enough and 
 gifted enough, to be able to rid his mind of cant 
 and to say so with impunity ; and having said so, 
 to earn eternal fame from his grateful and material- 
 minded countrymen, whose prejudices and limitations 
 he had glorified and for ever consecrated. 
 
 That is a suspicious explanation in my eyes. 
 
 I have heard a great deal about this dull, illiterate 
 and unphilosophic material-minded Englishman. I 
 have done something in my humble way, I suppose, 
 involuntarily and unwillingly, to spread the tradition 
 of his dullness. But after all he is not so dull and 
 so illiterate as to glorify Bacon because he was 
 impatient of philosophy ; and if he were, his approval 
 would not make any man a hero or famous. 
 
 It may be true, I think it is, that there is a certain 
 sobriety or heaviness about the average English 
 town possibly climatic which makes its average 
 inhabitant less quick-witted, less intelligent, more 
 material-minded, than the Irishman or the Highland 
 Celt. It may be true, I think it is, that even in 
 the English Universities there is a certain matter-of- 
 fact habit of mind, which is tedious to the wit of 
 Dublin or the keen intellect of Scotland : whence it 
 is that Scotchmen so often supply the philosophy of 
 Oxford ; and one Irishman at least has added to its 
 scholarship by editing the most vivacious and Irish 
 of the Greek historians. 
 
 It may be true, I think indeed it is, that the
 
 FRANCIS BACON 79 
 
 English mind moves more slowly and with much 
 less show and glitter : that it expresses itself, when 
 forced to expression, in a manner much less picturesque 
 than in the Celtic fringe. But to say that does not 
 forbid me to add, that the plodding and cautious 
 sense of the English race, may be expected to produce, 
 and has produced when combined with a national 
 wealth and a mass of population capable of adding 
 literature to the other luxuries of life a literature 
 broader, more fruitful, more learned : nay even more 
 eloquent, more witty and more wise, than the litera- 
 ture of the lighter weights and more feminine spirits 
 across the Tweed and Channel. 
 
 And therefore it is absurd to say that English and 
 Lowland-Scot illiteracy and materialism have made 
 of any mere materialist a hero. I came across this 
 short way of dealing with Bacon's fame the other 
 day, but the very book in which I found it disproves 
 the theory. I found it in an essay written by the 
 Fenian John Mitchel, to relieve the tedium and 
 constraint in which his more official writings had 
 involved him. 
 
 I found this essay much more to my taste than 
 his more formal deliverances : and yet the very 
 book, or books, of which it forms a part, disposes 
 of the broad assertion of the illiteracy of the English 
 race. At the best book-shop in Toronto you will 
 find five volumes of selections from the literature of 
 Ireland. I have looked through it once or twice, 
 and I have discovered three names of first-rate 
 excellence worth all the others put together Burke, 
 Berkeley, and Swift, none of them surely very 
 characteristic Irishmen : each of them surely Angli- 
 cized. Besides these three names there may be twenty 
 others of some merit, beginning with Goldsmith and 
 Sheridan, and ending with Yeats and Moira O'Neill 
 and Synge, with Lever and Lover and Lecky and the 
 two Moores in between. Similarly, I presume one 
 may collect twenty names from Scotland, beginning
 
 80 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 with Scott and Burns and Stevenson and Carlyle. 
 Macaulay and Macdonald, and half a dozen from 
 Wales : George Meredith and Vaughan (the Silurist) 
 and Lewis Morris for three of the six. 
 
 But the materialized and illiterate "predominant 
 partner," the partner who characteristically depre- 
 ciates his literature as he depreciates all his gifts, 
 will still be able to submerge the junior partners 
 with a fair list of considerable names : Chaucer and 
 Shakespeare : Milton and Spenser and Dryden and 
 Pope ; Byron and Shelley ; Coleridge, Cowper and 
 Crabbe and Wordsworth ; and Southey, Tennyson 
 and Browning ; Swinburne and William Morris, 
 Keats and Blake and Watson, and Kipling and 
 Newbolt ; and Masefield and Henley and Housman ; 
 Courthope, Clough and Calverley ; Hood and Fitz- 
 Gerald ; Matthew Arnold and Landor. 
 
 Or in another field, of Gibbon and Hallam ; Froude 
 and Freeman, and Stubbs and Goldwin Smith and 
 Seeley and Morley. 
 
 And in another field, again, of Dickens and 
 Thackeray and George Eliot and Charlotte Bronte ; 
 and Miss Austen and Arnold Bennett ; of Bulwer 
 Lytton and Trollope and Wells. 
 
 And in yet another : Lamb and Hazlitt ; Defoe 
 and DeQuincy, and Addison and Johnson, and 
 Smollett and Fielding and Richardson ; Newman 
 and Wesley, and Baxter and Bunyan ; Keble and 
 Kingsley. 
 
 Or in science itself, besides Bacon, Darwin and 
 Spencer and Huxley and Tyndall. 
 
 Therefore it will not do to dismiss the fame of 
 Bacon or of any man as merely based upon the 
 brutal Englishman's relish of a brutal Englishman. 
 The Englishman is not primarily a student, or thinker, 
 or writer, or speaker : his religion is achievement and 
 adventure ; but all these other things with the coming 
 of wealth and civilization have been added unto him. 
 
 All the more difficult after removing the simple
 
 FRANCIS BACON 81 
 
 Fenian explanation to find an explanation that is 
 satisfactory. 
 
 What did Bacon do for his fame ? The French 
 who are both impartial and intelligent answer that 
 his merit lies in his general views. This is somewhat 
 vague. The merit of Socrates who also thought 
 himself a practical man and is often compared and 
 contrasted with Bacon also lay in his general view : 
 in his spirit of relentless self-examination : in his 
 determination to rid his mind of cant and find a 
 rock-bottom for knowledge of ethics and politics. 
 But this spirit is the very essence of religion and 
 philosophy and may well make a man famous. 
 Again, Christianity itself has moved the world by 
 its spirit, not by any system of elaborate doctrine 
 or elaborate institutions ; the spirit of Christianity, 
 its two commandments, are quite sufficiently drastic 
 and revolutionary to account for its fame. What is 
 there drastic and revolutionary in the work of Bacon 
 and in his general views ? 
 
 They look at first sight so obvious : they are now 
 so commonplace. Bacon believed in experiments and 
 in examination of phenomena. Bacon objected to 
 authority in philosophy, especially to the authority 
 of Aristotle. He lived in an age of great adventure, 
 of great geographical discoveries, of great national 
 uplift, when as Milton wrote soon afterwards 
 14 A mighty nation was renewing itself, rousing herself 
 like a strong man after sleep, and shaking her invin- 
 cible locks, as an eagle renewing her mighty youth 
 and kindling her undazzled eyes at the full mid-day 
 beam ; for now the time seems come when not only 
 our Seventy Elders but all the Lord's people are 
 become prophets." 
 
 Bacon shared all these impulses of confidence and 
 ambition, and he added the special thought that the 
 outward fabric of life, material civilization, could be 
 made over by a new method of discovery in physical 
 science. 
 
 M.M. 6
 
 82 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 So much is clear ; but this does not account for 
 his fame, for there was no new method of discovery : 
 there were no great discoveries made either by him 
 or his method. There was more " hot air," to use 
 an American vulgarism, than anything else, in his 
 books and his anticipations. It seems almost then 
 to come down to this, that when philosophers and 
 men of science also, had fallen under the bondage 
 of a man somewhat resembling Bacon but infinitely 
 abler, the Greek Aristotle, Bacon had the sense to 
 protest against this foolish idolatry, which called a 
 great Greek " Master," and to see that no improve- 
 ment would be made in physical or natural science 
 without experiment. 
 
 One cannot understand, or begin to understand 
 Bacon's fame, except by remembering this idolatry, 
 of which he was the iconoclast. The spirit of Aristotle 
 was dead or alive only in Bacon and a few men of 
 science ; the letter of Aristotle and the bondage of 
 the letter was killing scientific progress. 
 
 These are some of the typical anecdotes which 
 illustrate the service Bacon rendered to science and 
 to common sense. 
 
 An anatomist at Venice, dissecting a human body 
 sent for a local philosopher, and pointed out to him 
 that all the nerves centred in the brain and ran 
 thence throughout the body, with one nerve to the 
 heart. " It certainly seems so," said the philosopher, 
 " and I would have believed it if Aristotle had not 
 said that they all centred in the heart : " but that 
 ended discussion. 
 
 Or again, a scientific monk (like Roger Bacon or 
 the Austrian Mendel) discovered spots on the sun 
 and called the attention of his superior. " Your 
 instruments or your observation," was the answer, 
 " are at fault : I have looked it up in Aristotle : 
 there are no spots in him." 
 
 Or once more from the opposite point of view. A 
 Baconian-minded man of science invented the tele-
 
 FRANCIS BACON 88 
 
 scope, and called a philosopher to admire it. " You 
 will find it all in Aristotle," was the chilly answer. 
 "He says that if one descends a well, one can see the 
 stars at noonday. There is your telescope in germ : 
 anyone can apply the hint, and invent a telescope 
 after that." All this is amusing enough, and it 
 shows Bacon's good sense that he protested and 
 restored examination of phenomena and experiment ; 
 but it does not explain his fame. 
 
 I said he was an inferior Aristotle himself : an 
 Aristotle much damaged : he was. Aristotle before 
 him and against Plato recommended experiment and 
 relied on experience, and deprecated abstract and a 
 priori mathematical thought and Plato's indifference 
 to experiment. Aristotle, like Bacon, thought there 
 was too much " permissio intellectus " : too much 
 indulgence of the imagination in science. Aristotle, 
 like Bacon, recommended " abnegatio notionum " 
 a pruning of the imagination. 
 
 Again, Aristotle like Bacon thought something 
 might be done by careful training and habit to make 
 men equal to one another : to provide equality of 
 opportunity : only he was never so foolish as to 
 imagine that any new system of training would make 
 every man the equal of every other man, and able 
 to discover all that civilization would like to have, 
 by merely mechanical industry. This was one of 
 Bacon's mad fancies going far beyond the optimism 
 of Aristotle, even as Aristotle's democratic optimism 
 went far beyond the aristocracy of nature in which 
 Plato believed. 
 
 Alchemy was another of Bacon's fancies, in which 
 he parts company not with Plato only but with 
 Aristotle also. Bacon thought it was possible to 
 discover all the simple qualities assumed to be few 
 in number of which matter is composed, and then 
 to superinduce them singly or in combination at 
 pleasure. Thus gold would be analysed by experi- 
 ment into its simple properties, and these then would
 
 84 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 be superinduced on lead or silver, and you would 
 have all the qualities of gold. " Whether you call 
 it gold I care not," adds Bacon graciously. He was 
 not only broadly an alchemist, but also within limits 
 an astrologer ; and herein for once he comes nearer 
 to Plato than to Aristotle. 
 
 Aristotle again surpassed other Greek philosophers, 
 especially Plato, in terminology : in careful definition ; 
 and Bacon's terminology, if not very accurate and 
 careful, makes up for this lack, by effectiveness and 
 vigour. Each man in his own way was a coiner of 
 technical terms. 
 
 In short though Aristotle preferred natural history 
 to physics, so that Darwin turns to Aristotle with 
 enthusiastic eulogy and puts him far above Cuvier 
 or Linnseus, while physicists albeit in a minor key 
 and with recognition much more reserved pay their 
 respects to Bacon (while the mathematicians of course 
 rank Plato far higher than either), yet Bacon and 
 Aristotle had much in common, so that one may 
 almost say that wherever Bacon has really anything 
 to say, it is in Aristotle's spirit, though illuminated it 
 may be with later and fuller knowledge, and whenever 
 he is original and revolutionary, he is wrong. 
 
 Neither of them trusted mathematics as Plato 
 trusted them, and neither of them therefore did 
 anything for astronomy. Aristotle diverted Greek 
 science to natural history, biology and physiology ; 
 and Europe waited seven centuries with the excep- 
 tion of Archimedes for Galileo, Kepler and Coper- 
 nicus. 
 
 And when they came they were of no account in 
 Bacon's eyes. He did not accept their discoveries : 
 he rejected the diurnal revolution of the earth, no 
 less than the heliocentric system. That is nothing 
 to his discredit, as a statesman or a philosopher. There 
 is no one perhaps among my readers at this minute 
 who accepts the system of Copernicus, and rejects 
 the geocentric system, except as a matter of faith ;
 
 FRANCIS BACON 85 
 
 but it is something against him as a loud-voiced and 
 professed reformer in physical science. 
 
 Again, he lived as a contemporary of Harvey, and 
 he knows nothing of the circulation of the blood. No 
 wonder that Harvey wrote : " The Lord Chancellor's 
 science is the science of a Lord Chancellor." 
 
 And yet it would be unfair to Bacon to suppose 
 that science owes him absolutely nothing, except 
 that truth which is so much like a truism ; the truth 
 that experiment not faith, experience not authority, 
 must be its method. 
 
 Something more than that may be said for him. 
 The French have even said that he invented the first 
 thermometer : an air thermometer. Apparently in 
 fact he invented nothing, but he understood some 
 things that were then new and anticipated even some 
 ideas that are still new ; in particular his ideas on 
 heat, to which I will return in a few minutes, illustrate 
 the strength of his mind, as well as the weakness of 
 his system, and deserve a moment's thought. 
 
 Bacon thought imagination fatally active in science. 
 He deplored the loose rein given it usually : the per- 
 missio intellectus. He demanded instead the empty- 
 ing of his imagination by the man of science, the 
 abnegatio notionum as the first condition of progress. 
 Then by this self-denying ordinance and by patient 
 observation, progress would be made by any student 
 of science and every student, and all the journeymen- 
 workers of science would become prophets. 
 
 It was only necessary to discover the few simpler 
 qualities and properties which underlie all matter, 
 underlie, that is, its grosser and visible qualities, and 
 then by a process of elimination each of these could 
 be in turn put aside (when it manifestly did not 
 concern the problem under investigation), until no- 
 thing remained but the property under investigation 
 with one other ; then obviously here was the essence 
 of the property investigated : here was the " forma " 
 as Bacon called it.
 
 86 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 Much controversy ranges round Bacon's forma ; 
 even his champions criticize it and say he overlooked 
 the plurality of causes, for the property investigated 
 may be produced by different causes. There is no 
 guarantee that the cause thus discovered is the only 
 cause, the essence, the true cause. 
 
 Not so, retort the unbelievers : Bacon never over- 
 looked the plurality of causes : he never came so 
 near to science as to imagine a plurality of causes. 
 He dwelt in a shadowland of mediaeval mysticism and 
 he talked of " essence " and " forma " like any monk 
 or any Aristotelian : his " forma " is not defective 
 science, it is not science at all. Nature is not simple ; 
 and no man had discovered in Bacon's day, no man 
 has yet discovered, those few simple properties into 
 which all her complexity can be reduced : no man 
 perhaps ever will discover them. However it be, 
 Bacon himself recognized soon that he could not 
 discover these simple elements of nature, as he 
 imagined ; and now comes in both the proof of the 
 vanity of his method, and of the keenness of his 
 mind. 
 
 Finding that he could not proceed without more 
 knowledge of what are the simple properties of matter 
 and of its grosser aspects, he proceeded to eliminate 
 these in succession. He recants for a moment and 
 abjures the Baconian system. Just for the time, he 
 says, just to illustrate what discoveries can be made, 
 let us anticipate a little, and allow ourself for once 
 the use of imagination and theory : the liberty of 
 forming notions. And accordingly he brings together 
 various phenomena illustrating heat, and by reject- 
 ing in succession such conditions as did not occur in 
 all the phenomena, he ends up with the very modern 
 conclusion that heat is a mode of motion. Similarly 
 he approached at least, if at some distance, the idea 
 of gravitation : not as near as some of the men he 
 attacks, perhaps, but nearer than others. He made 
 suggestions partly right, partly wrong, about the
 
 FRANCIS BACON 87 
 
 weight of the air on a mountain top, on the earth's 
 surface, and in a coal mine ; it is least on the mountain 
 and most in the mine, he thinks. He even allowed 
 himself for a moment what he calls "the mad 
 dream " of suspecting, that the light which we see 
 from the stars is not their immediate and present 
 light but has taken some time in reaching us, and 
 dates back a longer or shorter period. To-day 
 astronomers can teU us that the rays we see started 
 in some cases before the birth of Christ only to reach 
 us now ; in some cases in the days of Edward I, 
 in others in the time of Henry VIII, and so on. 
 But Bacon for a moment on the line of truly scien- 
 tific speculation repented the next moment and 
 abandoned his " mad dream," and once more 
 wrote down his " science " as the science of a brilliant 
 amateur. 
 
 He succeeded by the same sound but un-Baconian 
 method of imagination in analysing colour success- 
 fully. This, with heat, forms part of that vindemiatio 
 prima, or " first vintage," which is the only vintage 
 worth tasting in Bacon's cellar ; and this vintage 
 was, by his own admission, contraband. It was 
 smuggled in illicitly. It was only there to show 
 what he could do with a complete outfit of definitions 
 and facts, when without definitions and sufficient 
 facts, with the unlawful light of imagination only, 
 he could do so much. 
 
 But to-day the men of science Baconians or non- 
 Baconians (in the sense of appreciating Bacon's 
 science or disparaging it) accept the unlawful light 
 of the imagination as the only fruitful light. 
 
 Kepler made nineteen guesses before he solved 
 the motion of the planets and their ellipses : he could 
 have found nothing without guessing. It is the 
 Keplers among us who find things : not patient fools 
 with the patent Baconian tables of facts and definitions. 
 
 Copernicus' discovery was not verified by experi- 
 ment till after his death : it rested on his intellect
 
 88 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 and imagination. Harvey discovered the circulation 
 of the blood by the arguments of analogy, and by the 
 arguments of final causes, and the arguments of the 
 imagination. The valves of the veins reminded him 
 of other valves of hydraulic engines, and of what use 
 could they be, he asked himself, unless for purposes 
 of circulation. 
 
 Darwin was led to his doctrine of evolution by 
 his imagination : by the analogies he saw in embryo- 
 logy between man and the lower animals. 
 
 Adams and Leverrier discovered Neptune this is 
 the stock illustration which may be quoted equally 
 against Bacon and against Plato, to illustrate equally 
 the folly of Bacon in resting on experiment alone, 
 and of Plato in seeming wholly to reject experiment 
 Adams and Leverrier discovered Neptune by strict 
 reasoning from observed facts. They saw the per- 
 turbations of the satellites of Uranus and they trusted 
 their reason and their experience of Nature, to the 
 extent of insisting that there must be a cause thereof ; 
 and the only cause they could imagine was an unseen 
 planet at a certain point in space. They placed the 
 planet there and they called it Neptune. They did 
 not wait for telescopes before reasoning, trusting and 
 imagining ; they neither distrusted their imagination 
 as Bacon bade them nor distrusted Nature as 
 Plato exhorted ; they faced boldly the weakness of 
 the one, the arbitrariness and license of the other. 
 Some years passed before telescopes revealed the 
 assumed Neptune. Then, at last, Bacon and Plato 
 with their opposite incredulities and distrusts, were 
 refuted ; and at one and the same time the strength 
 of human reasoning was indicated in spite of Bacon, 
 the law and order of Nature, in spite of Plato. Bacon 
 believed in Nature, but not in reason : he was never 
 a philosopher. Plato in reason (he was so wholly a 
 philosopher) but not in nature : he was not an 
 adequate naturalist. Adams and Leverrier did some- 
 thing to reconcile science with philosophy.
 
 FRANCIS BACON 89 
 
 Well, then, if this be all, how explain Bacon's fame : 
 how account for it ? I do not think I have accounted 
 for it yet : I am not sure that I can, but I humbly 
 venture to suggest a further explanation. 
 
 Physicists are an unlettered race : illiteracy is the 
 badge of all their tribe, but the greatest science and 
 art of all arts and sciences is the art and science of 
 speech. The orator, the writer, the man who com- 
 mands a fluent tongue and the vocal expression of a 
 vivid imagination, the man with a style equal to his 
 thought and knowledge, is the greatest force not on 
 the earth but in the world of thought and know- 
 ledge, or at least of popular thought and knowledge ; 
 in the world of popular science and literature, and 
 especially of science ; for among the dumb the orator 
 is king. 
 
 And hence the fame of Bacon : he was a noted 
 physicist like Lord Kelvin, but he was what Lord 
 Kelvin could never be a magnificent man of letters : 
 he was a first-rate stylist. (Something of the same 
 kind of fame might have been won, had his life been 
 longer, by the late Professor Henry Drummond.) 
 He had a splendid gift for phrase-making. Lord 
 Beaconsfield nor Matthew Arnold had it more ; and 
 he had a marvellous knack for analogies : vivid pic- 
 turesque metaphors ; and he had a wonderful com- 
 mand of the greatest monuments of literature the 
 Bible and Classical Mythology. No one loves a 
 Biblical quotation more than Bacon ; and to read 
 Bacon is a liberal education in classical mythology. 
 His aphorisms accordingly are sententious, pictur- 
 esque, Biblical, classical, in their form ; and in their 
 matter full of striking analogy and metaphors. 
 
 Bacon has always an analogy and metaphor ready 
 by which to prejudice a question fatally, and often 
 beyond revision, for those who are influenced by 
 metaphors. For example, knowledge which does not 
 lead to inventions and the amelioration of life 
 knowledge like Henry Smith's mathematical dis-
 
 90 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 coveries, of which their author boasted that not a 
 penny could be extracted from them by hook or by 
 crook is brushed aside by Bacon with the bold 
 metaphor, that it is as empty as a childless marriage : 
 the metaphor if far fetched is characteristic of the 
 fertility of his imagination, and of the limits of his 
 interests. He is of the same spirit as Comte the 
 Frenchman, who deprecated Sidereal astronomy : or 
 as the historic (?) Socrates of Xenophon, who also 
 was most fertile in analogy and most limited in 
 scientific interest. 
 
 Now simile, metaphor and analogy are the very 
 life of religion and philosophy, and literature, and 
 even of science ; without analogy and metaphor we 
 cannot make a step in religion : not many steps in 
 science. We humanize our religion or it is no reli- 
 gion ; we humanize our science, or there is barely 
 any science left. Christianity is an anthropomorphic 
 religion ; and without it what is religion ? 
 
 If we could not talk of " energy," and of " purpose," 
 of " attractions " and " repulsions," and " abhorrence" 
 in nature, and the like, what would become of 
 Science ? 
 
 And he who like Bacon is a master of metaphor 
 and analogy and literary allusion and sententious 
 phrase, is the master of the literary mind and of the 
 reading public. 
 
 Here are some, a few, of his more striking aphorisms. 
 
 Time, like a river, brings down to us the lighter 
 stuff : the windier matter ; it buries beneath its 
 waves solid and more serious things. 
 
 Princes are like heavenly bodies : they have much 
 veneration but no rest. 
 
 Philosophers are like ants : they collect facts with 
 blind industry ; or they are like spiders, they spin 
 webs out of themselves ; they ought rather to be like 
 bees : they should both collect and arrange their 
 material and organize it for themselves into a new 
 whole.
 
 FRANCIS BACON 91 
 
 Men are too impatient in the race of science for 
 positive results : they stop like Atalanta to pick up 
 apples, and they lose their race. 
 
 If all the intellects and industries of all the ages 
 could be brought together, one could not make much 
 progress in science by guesswork and hypotheses. 
 
 The imagination needs weights to keep it quiet, 
 rather than wings to fly. 
 
 These last aphorisms show Bacon in a characteristic, 
 but not a scientific mood. He wants discovery reached 
 gradually, the ladder ascended rung by rung ; the 
 highest generalization reached from intermediate 
 conclusions : themselves traced down till they rest 
 on individual instances. He did not think that a 
 man ought to put up an hypothesis of his imagination 
 and then deduce its consequences, and test those 
 consequences by experiment of fact. He did not 
 approve of deduction. He hated the Greek syllogism, 
 which is merely a statement of man's habit of general- 
 izing from particulars and then testing his generaliza- 
 tion by applying it to other particulars. 
 
 Again : To inquire into final causes is to treat your 
 mind like the daughter whom you put into a nunnery : 
 she is dead to you and the world ; even so is he who 
 dedicates himself to final causes. 
 
 I am but the bugler of Science : I summon others. 
 
 (Bacon was the bell that rang men to worship in 
 the chapel of Science ; and all the more, that he was 
 hardly inside the chapel himself, at the best a wor- 
 shipper in the old-fashioned choir; that is, in the 
 benches very far from the shrine ; the choir sings 
 lustily and sleeps during the sermon.) 
 
 The human intellect is like a broken mirror; it 
 distorts what it reflects. It must be cleaned and 
 polished. It must be protected against its fancies and 
 fallacies, and these fancies are fourfold. 
 
 (1) The idola fori : the fallacies and weaknesses 
 inherent to mankind. 
 
 (2) The idola specus : the idols of the cave ; the
 
 92 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 special weaknesses of the individual thinker ; his 
 idiosyncrasies. 
 
 (3) The idola linguae : the pitfalls and traps and 
 ambiguities of language. 
 
 (4) The idola theatri : the idols of the theatre ; 
 the fallacies of convention and authority. 
 
 These four idola are, perhaps, the best-known 
 passages in the Noifum Organon. They are stated 
 without much accuracy : Bacon never was accurate. 
 They are just vivid and picturesque : obvious when 
 pointed out ; the expression of a few minutes, reflec- 
 tion, but so stated as to catch the memory. 
 
 Bacon delighted in scriptural quotation : some of 
 his best aphorisms are of this order, for example : 
 
 As with the Kingdom of Heaven, so also the 
 kingdom of Science cometh not with observation but 
 imperceptibly (by small gradations, by gradual accre- 
 tions). 
 
 No one can enter the kingdom of Science any 
 more than the Kingdom of Heaven, except as a little 
 child. (The imagination must be restrained : nature 
 must be studied humbly, without preconceptions.) 
 
 Others of Bacon's happiest aphorisms are also on 
 religion : 
 
 " Why seek ye the living among the dead ? " he 
 said to those who went to the Book of Genesis for 
 their science, or to the Book of Job for their religion : 
 " hence will come only a fantastic science and an 
 heretical religion." 
 
 (The Old Testament lives, that is : but not as the 
 receptacle of the laws of dead matter.) 
 
 " * The heavens declare the glory of God ' ; but 
 it is never written the heavens declare the will of 
 God." 
 
 The aphorism seems to hit equally the astrologers 
 
 though Bacon believed in astrology, within limits 
 
 and the numerous thinkers, ancient and modern, 
 
 who would find God's will and character in Nature, 
 
 rather than in man.
 
 FRANCIS BACON 93 
 
 People were twisting their science in Bacon's time 
 to suit a fancied orthodoxy : Bacon has no mercy 
 for them : "they offer to the Lord of Truth the unclean 
 homage of a lie." 
 
 " Prosperity is the blessing of the Old Testament, 
 adversity of the New." 
 
 Can the essential spirit the forma of Christianity 
 on the one side and Judaism on the other be better 
 expressed ? 
 
 Bacon, like Cicero, had an intense faith in well- 
 turned sentences, to heal the miseries of life, to 
 extricate a man from a tight place. 
 
 He did not extricate himself by his scriptural 
 quotations though he tried one manfully, when writing 
 from prison to the House of Lords to ask them to 
 intercede with the King for him : " You shall do a 
 work of charity : you shall do me good : my creditors 
 good, and, it may be, you shall do posterity good, if 
 out of this carcass of dead and rotten greatness, as 
 out of Samson's lion, there may yet be honey gathered 
 for the use of future times " (p. 159, Church). He did 
 not restore his fallen fortunes thus. But, at least, he 
 may have been consoled I imagine that he was by 
 the reflection that Christianity did not attach the 
 old value to success, which Paganism had attached 
 thereto. 
 
 Hence I think was Bacon's fame : from his literary 
 skill ; for very few since in his line and for the 
 moment his line, as we see him, was science have 
 been like him. Bacon and Tyndall, Darwin and 
 Huxley are, perhaps, the four exceptions ; the four 
 great men of science with great literary gifts : the 
 four exceptions that prove the rule that a man does 
 not become famous by science : rarely even by 
 real science : never by the amateurish science of a 
 Bacon . 
 
 I have said nothing yet of Bacon's life, of his 
 statesmanship, of his politics, of his religion, of his 
 private character.
 
 94 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 These, I presume, are largely outside his fame, and 
 require shorter notice. 
 
 He had a hard time struggling into office against 
 the prejudice of lawyers and statesmen ; he was the 
 amateur in law, as in science, and the lawyers hated 
 him. He was too great a man to be a typical lawyer. 
 Sir Edward Coke detested him, and he detested Sir 
 Edward. There were reasons beside the reasons 
 which divide the lawyer from the many-sided man. 
 
 Each wanted to marry the same rich widow : Sir 
 Edward succeeded. Bacon had to put up with an 
 Alderman's daughter, and console himself by writing 
 that she was " a handsome maiden to my liking.'* 
 
 He had a hard life as I have said. He supported 
 Essex with Elizabeth, at the beginning of his life 
 and used his scriptural quotations with more freedom 
 than propriety : " Martha, Martha ! " he wrote to 
 Essex, " thou art careful about many things, but one 
 thing is needful " and the one thing turns out to be 
 to flatter the Queen. Then he was tempted, and 
 tempted successfully, to desert and attack Essex and 
 help to ruin him. Then he became a hanger-on 
 instead of Salisbury his kinsman (he always hung 
 on desperately to any kinsman who could advance 
 him). Then in James' days he hung on to Bucking- 
 ham. A hard time he had, and a harder fall. He 
 was very fond of finery and display. He loved func- 
 tions and feasts. At his marriage he spent a large 
 portion of his wife's dower in purple suits for himself 
 and her, in cloth of silver and cloth of gold ; and 
 when he expected afterwards another office, he put 
 his servants into new livery. 
 
 Accordingly, he was always pushed for money; 
 and accordingly he accepted, and allowed his servants 
 to accept, gifts of money from suitors in the courts, 
 who had cases before him. 
 
 Bacon was the academic man with the academic 
 mind : he disliked and scorned narrow rules, moral 
 fanaticism, Sunday-school maxims. Was he a narrow
 
 FRANCIS BACON 95 
 
 sectarian, a naked cynic, or a monk on a pillar that 
 he should mortify his flesh for a moral idea ? He 
 was a man of the world, not an ascetic, or a moral 
 crusader. He was great enough and strong-minded 
 enough to take the money which he needed and 
 give the decisions, independently of the money ; the 
 disappointed suitors could not ask it back : the 
 others would not. 
 
 The system worked for a time till Parliament, sore 
 and jealous of the Royal authority and the authority 
 of Ministers, ordered an inquiry. The facts were 
 proved (that money had been paid, not that decisions 
 against justice had been bought). The distinction 
 did not appeal, does not appeal to-day, to the popular 
 mind, to the popular instinct, and Bacon fell from 
 office, and never recovered it, though he was pardoned. 
 
 He acknowledged his guilt with a fullness and a 
 humility of confession, which offends his biographer, 
 Dean Church ; perhaps because it recalls too closely 
 the submission he had made in earlier life to Salisbury 
 and to Buckingham ; because it looks foolish, his 
 habitual time-serving, his " whispering breath and 
 bated humbleness " in the presence of Kings and the 
 favourites of Kings. Dean Church thinks he should 
 have made a fight for it : he had not altered his 
 judgments for money : he had only taken the money : 
 or, in many cases, only allowed his servants to take 
 money (they could get new liveries then free of cost 
 to him). 
 
 I cannot help doubting a little here : I think Dean 
 Church is rather hard on Bacon. I think he was a 
 better Christian, perhaps, than quite appears ; although 
 he was not a Christian after present-day fashion ; and 
 therefore with the present-day obsession, that our 
 Christianity is Christianity, we question his Christ- 
 ianity. We say it was exposure, not crime, of which 
 Bacon was ashamed. Of course : and so it is with 
 all of us ; it is the exposure which makes the crime 
 apparent to us. It is the feeling that the grocer says,
 
 96 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 ' There goes Lord Bacon, who took bribes, just as 
 I sand my sugar; " and worse, that the poor gardener 
 says, "There goes Lord Bacon, who sold himself as 
 even I have never done.'* It is this, I think, that 
 makes men realize the vanity of wealth and power, 
 and the safety there might have been on the forgotten 
 rock of honesty. A Dutchman may occasionally 
 feel, " There go I save for the grace of God," when 
 he sees a criminal ; a judge of similar mind may 
 feel that he is worse than the criminal he condemns. 
 But such introspection becomes morbid, and is not 
 the rule. It is the revelation which comes with a 
 passion of shame which shows us what we are ; and 
 a passion of shame comes most easily, and to most 
 men comes only, with exposure. The first five minutes 
 after exposure probably taught Bacon more than 
 twenty years without it and made him a better man, 
 less superficial and more lovable. Then he realized 
 what he had done : all its fatality ; all its futility ; 
 all its deadly danger, its pernicious precedent. He 
 realized then perhaps as other men of genius too 
 late, the soundness of Sunday-school maxims, of 
 stiffnecked honesty, of narrow morality, of fanatic 
 Puritanism, in a world which is not made of philoso- 
 phers or for philosophers : in a world where no virtue 
 is safe which is not enthusiastic : no heart pure 
 which is not passionate. And realizing this he 
 repented honestly in sackcloth and ashes : " his 
 stately purple he abhorred, his cancellarian throne." 
 He was not a Christian of to-day's brand. He was 
 not a humanitarian. He was still less a Socialist and 
 an egalitarian. To us Christianity is so closely bound 
 up with democracy, is so obviously the basis for all 
 the best and most characteristic modern legislation ; 
 is so conspicuously the basis, and the only sound 
 basis, for social betterment, that it is hard to conceive 
 perhaps a good Christian especially a good Christian 
 who believed like Bacon in amazing possibilities of 
 science and discovery and in the amelioration of
 
 FRANCIS BACON 97 
 
 life it is hard to conceive of such a man spending 
 his life as a court favourite and a time-server, bowing 
 and scraping before Kings, carefully guarding their 
 prerogative and smoothing their way, carefully limit- 
 ing and restricting, and jealously heading off the 
 advancing tide of popular government, and the 
 authority of the House of Commons. 
 
 All this Bacon did. He was, as he says, a perfect 
 and peremptory royalist. He deeply distrusted popu- 
 lar government. He is full of the usual classical talk 
 of the jealousy and malignity of the mob ; which, 
 however, seems only to mean (if freely translated) 
 the desperate wickedness of human nature. The 
 mob is the people and the people are ourselves, our 
 wicked selves ; if so, it cannot be so terribly unchris- 
 tian to talk thus ; it seems sometimes almost an echo 
 of the Scriptures and St. Paul. 
 
 At any rate it is to Bacon's credit, infinitely to his 
 credit, that living so close to monarchy, seeing all 
 its seamy side, serving successively the most jealous 
 woman in Europe, and the most learned fool in 
 Christendom, he stuck to it as a loyal statesman, 
 and smoothed its fall, and conserved its powers, as 
 long as he could, and resisted the onrush of what 
 he felt with all other academic thinkers would be 
 only the reign of incompetence and mediocrity and 
 ignorance and arrogance. Young men whilst they 
 are in Universities, old men who are still only aca- 
 demic, always think like this. They believe in one 
 divine right only, the divine right of intellect ; and 
 that is even more hostile to democracy than to the 
 divine right of kings ; because a king may have the 
 divine right of intellect, the people c&nnot have ; it is 
 silly to count heads, they say, and not what is in 
 them. We are out of sympathy with this academic 
 mood to-day, because we are living in a new enthus- 
 iasm of Christianity, of practical Christianity I mean 
 (whatever difficulties may attach to the Christian 
 dogmas), and practical Christianity seems to most of 
 
 M.M. 7
 
 98 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 us to involve democracy. Bacon was a Christian, 
 and I believe a sincere Christian, but he did not live 
 in an age when practical Christianity was paramount. 
 His Christanity was a matter of private life, not of 
 politics and social betterment : it made him penitent 
 when he sinned : it did not alter his peremptory 
 royalism. 
 
 His conduct at his fall to return now to the 
 chronology of his life it seems to me, became him 
 and redeemed him ; and he seems a finer figure in 
 disgrace than ever before when he blacked the boots 
 of Buckingham, and fawned upon Elizabeth and 
 James. 
 
 And now we have reached the last scene. His 
 death I may remind you was pathetic, symbolical 
 and characteristic. He got out of his coach, bought 
 a fowl from a market-woman's stall and stuffed it 
 with snow, to try the properties of snow as cold 
 storage. The fowl may have lasted longer for the 
 experiment : the experimenter did not. The hot 
 amateur of science caught a chill, and lost his life 
 in an amateurish experiment. 
 
 Incidentally, you have had glimpses of Bacon's 
 politics, character and religion : the only interesting 
 things about a man. 
 
 If I have not said anything about his statesmanship 
 it is not because it was not greater than his science 
 or his law ; but because it is neither so interesting 
 now, nor so connected with his fame. 
 
 Bacon was the academic thinker and the amateur : 
 too broad to be a lawyer or a man of science. Natur- 
 ally he was the better statesman for this breadth. 
 He had a hand in the Union of Scotland : its success 
 was largely his work. 
 
 Bacon, perhaps, thought little of his services to 
 
 England and Scotland in that union ; yet the union 
 
 though foolish federalists may minimize it to-day 
 
 was one of his most solid services to Great Britain ; 
 
 blessing each country ; tempering English recklessness
 
 FRANCIS BACON 9d 
 
 and wastefulness with Scotch thrift and prudence ; 
 modifying Scotch meanness and narrowness with 
 English liberality and generosity. Thanks to Bacon, 
 England has been governed since largely by Scotch- 
 men of intellectual keenness and moral grit ; and 
 Scotland has been saved from stewing in its own thin 
 juice of hard-headed prudence ; and " The House 
 with the Green Shutters " in which a Scotchman has 
 gibbeted his country has been the record, not of 
 Scotch life on the whole and everywhere, but only 
 an episodic sketch, a sporadic picture of the worst 
 side of Scotland. 
 
 Bacon did not succeed in science ; and in states- 
 manship in which his judgment, tact and genius 
 deserved success, he failed utterly at the last through 
 his own criminal folly. It all might not have mat- 
 tered much had he succeeded as a man, in private 
 life. In many men the happiness and the virtues 
 of private life condone their public failure. But 
 Bacon deliberately cut himself adrift from such chance 
 of condonation. Public life is so hard an art and 
 success in it a goal at once so attractive and so 
 difficult albeit dubious in value that no man is 
 heavily judged because he sacrifices private life and 
 private happiness to such success : but at least he 
 foregoes the name of wise. 
 
 And Bacon had no wisdom, no philosophy : he 
 set himself deliberately to build his house upon the 
 sand : upon the sand, first of all, of a mercenary and 
 heartless marriage. Let it be counted a redeeming 
 feature of his folly that he thought the aldermanic 
 bride at least a handsome maiden. Other men as 
 clever as Bacon have married wives for their looks 
 or for their ankles ; and some of them have prospered 
 better than they deserved, and have found that a 
 graceful " understanding " so to speak does not 
 preclude, and often has included, more solid graces 
 in the upper parts, of heart and head. 
 
 Bacon had neither the luck nor the desert even of
 
 100 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 such luck, as often comes to men who have followed 
 in marriage only the giddy pleasure of the eye : he 
 did not value even at their own poor worth the giddy 
 pleasure of the eye. He married coolly, prudently 
 and fatally for money ; and, so far as marriage was 
 concerned, lived unhappily ever after, "he loved 
 not to be with his mate" we read. 
 
 Common men the vulgar sort, as Bacon calls us 
 marry for love and are often much deceived ; but 
 their state of mind even when it is illusory is its 
 own reward. Bacon was incapable of such illusions. 
 " It seemeth to be reserved," so he writes of the 
 illusion of love in his essays " it seemeth to be 
 reserved for martial men " : happy soldiers and wise 
 soldiers. 
 
 It is sometimes supposed that a judicious injudicious 
 marriage was a bond, nor yet the only bond between 
 Bacon and Shakespeare (I am almost approaching at 
 length a topic to some of you perhaps outweighing in 
 importance all the topics of this lecture). I am not 
 aware that Shakespeare's marriage was judiciously 
 mercenary : if it was not judicious in that sense, it 
 was not really so injudicious, however foolish or 
 mistaken or tragically vulgar in its origin. There is 
 a time for everything, even for prudence : it is in 
 making investments and in choosing houses. To treat 
 a wife as an investment or a house, as a means of 
 cutting coupons and of hanging up a hat, is the most 
 imprudent thing a man can do. It is to turn a virtue 
 to the wrong uses and to use it at the wrong turns : 
 it is as though a man should live among the Esquimaux 
 because it is so cheap ; or among cannibals because 
 there are no funeral expenses. Or conversely, it is 
 as though a man should reject promotion to Heaven 
 (or to a University professorship) for a stockbroker's 
 office, because the emoluments of the latter are 
 presumably greater than a University or Heaven will 
 provide. After all, I mean, a large part of life is 
 atmosphere : now a large part of atmosphere is wife.
 
 FRANCIS BACON 101 
 
 I have said very little to make you like Bacon, 
 and a good deal to make you hate him. But we 
 like men often for their foibles ; their angles endear 
 them, as Mr. Goldwin Smith and others have said. 
 
 Bacon had his foibles : listen, and you will come 
 to like him. He would not go to bed at night. He 
 sat up reading late in bed, and even when the light 
 was out he courted epigrams instead of sleep, and 
 came down proportionately late next day, and in 
 direct ratio aggravated his mother (who was not 
 Queen Elizabeth I hasten to add, though when I 
 was in Chicago once and took up a Sunday paper, 
 I read therein not only of the fall of the French 
 demagogue, Mons. Briand, and of the majestic and 
 soul-stirring eloquence of the similar English dema- 
 gogue, Mr. Churchill, but as though this were not 
 enough excitement for the day of rest I read also 
 that an American Professor had found a cipher, 
 and was digging up the mud of the river Wye at 
 Chepstow and was going to show once for all beyond 
 a doubt, as clear as Wye mud could make it, that 
 Bacon was the son of Queen Elizabeth and the 
 author of Shakespeare). 
 
 And so I come round again to the Bacon-Shakespeare 
 question. Let us get rid of it summarily. I have 
 already quoted the crucial text as Bacon would say : 
 the damning evidence. " If anyone," said Mr. 
 Goldwin Smith, " really can fancy for a moment 
 that Bacon wrote Shakespeare, let him read the essay 
 on love : ' You may observe that amongst all the 
 great and worthy persons (whereof the memory 
 remaineth either ancient or recent) there is not one 
 that hath been transported to the mad degree of 
 love ; which shows that great spirits and great 
 business do keep out this weak passion. ... I 
 know not how but martial men are given to love : 
 I think it is but as they are given to wine.' And 
 let him afterwards read Romeo and Juliet. That is 
 evidence enough for me : I want no more." If I
 
 102 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 again, the disciple only of Mr. Goldwin Smith, 
 did, I would add, what I have indeed already said, 
 there is no continuous eloquence in Bacon. There 
 are no passages of English, strong, simple, sound, 
 inspired, that might have been written yesterday for 
 their living passion, such as occur often in Shake- 
 speare : no picture of life as a stage : no picture of 
 life's vanity, its unsubstantial pageant : only fine 
 aphorisms, brilliant analogies : sober history, or 
 shrewd reflections. There are purple passages in 
 Shakespeare ever memorable. The most purple pas- 
 sage that occurs to me in connection with Bacon was 
 his passage up the aisle of Marylebone Chapel, recorded 
 for us by some spiteful spectators of his marriage, 
 who apparently designed to gibbet him that day 
 for a " pompous ass." 
 
 He was more than that ; but he had no affinity, 
 that I can see, with Shakespeare. Read his essay 
 on love, or his only acknowledged poem. I am not 
 prejudiced against this Baconian-Shakespeare theory. 
 If there were any evidence that Shakespeare's poems 
 had speedily become famous : if there were further 
 evidence that contemporaries admitted a mystery 
 about the authorship, and hinted of Bacon, it would 
 supply at once a clue to the mystery of Bacon's fame : 
 all would be clear. There is no such evidence. 
 The theory arose last century, about 1840, with a 
 clergyman named Smith I think ; arose apparently 
 in order to harmonize the fate of great literatures 
 (Bacon disapproves of final causes ; but they are 
 irresistibly alluring) : the higher critics had impeached 
 the authorship of Old and New Testament. Wolf 
 and others had decried a personal Homer. It did 
 not seem fair that the only other monument of 
 literature of surpassing value should have an undis- 
 puted authorship. So Bacon was exhumed to dis- 
 credit the authorship of Shakespeare. But it will 
 not do. It would be more credible and more con- 
 sistent with the other higher critics of the Bible and
 
 FRANCIS BACON 103 
 
 of Homer, more consonant with the spirit which 
 denies, to suggest a joint stock company for Shake- 
 speare ; and Bacon might be taken for a partner 
 into the firm, and the authorship of the passages, for 
 example, supposed to show amateurish knowledge 
 of the law, might be assigned to him. 
 
 To return to his foibles so long forgotten, he had, 
 like Cicero and Erasmus, a very sharp tongue. He 
 was detested by statesmen and lawyers as an academic 
 wit who could not curb his tongue, who made sharp 
 speeches about them. This foible cost him, or lost 
 him the confidence and trust of lawyers and states- 
 men : it should endear him to a University : it 
 should condone for him even the sharp speeches 
 against the Universities themselves and the lecturers 
 there. One jest you will find it is of course only a 
 translation from the Greek which strikes me as 
 rather a good description of a University lecture-room : 
 4 The words of an old man with nothing to do to 
 young men who know nothing." Or again, he talked 
 of Copernicus and his school " as the carmen who 
 drive the earth about " : a gibe which is almost a 
 translation from Cicero on Caesar. 
 
 Bacon liked patent medicines. (This foible some- 
 times annoys me, but some of you will like it.) He 
 was full of superstitious fancies about the spirit in 
 our members ; and accordingly (we are told) " he 
 drank a maceration of rhubarb, infused into a draught 
 of white wine and beer, and mingled together for the 
 space of half an hour, once in six or seven days 
 immediately before his meal whether dinner or 
 supper," because (he said) " it dries the body yet 
 not too much : it takes off the frothy humours but 
 not the spirits." 
 
 Also he took every morning for thirty years three 
 grains of nitre in thin warm broth. 
 
 Surely by this time it has become clear to mathe- 
 matical demonstration that Bacon would have been 
 enthusiastic about Jaeger flannel, had he lived to
 
 104 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 enjoy it. Poor man, this crowning happiness was 
 denied him : but on occasion he wore instead against 
 his skin the heart of an ape. This (he says) being 
 worn near the heart increaseth audacity, and near 
 the head increaseth wit. We may presume that 
 sometimes he placed it beneath his purple waistcoat 
 and his suit of cloth of silver and cloth of gold ; 
 but that more often he wore it in his hat, and talked 
 through it : if he were alive to-day he would be using 
 monkey-glands : it would not be any sillier or any 
 less silly. 
 
 So much for his foibles. 
 
 But a better way perhaps of realizing to yourselves 
 Bacon's temperament and habit of mind is to compare 
 him with the similar scientific optimists of to-day or 
 yesterday. 
 
 There is Professor Loeb for example : not the real 
 Professor Loeb probably, but Professor Loeb at 
 least as he appears to the newspaper reporter. Let 
 me tell you a little episode as it " occurred " to me. 
 It was perhaps ten years ago that one morning I 
 read in the newspapers that Professor Loeb saw his 
 way to abolishing death. I remember well with 
 what dismay Professor Goldwin Smith a few days 
 later referred to this " menace " as he called it : it 
 " had added a new terror to life," he said. I also 
 was, if not dismayed, much startled. I went to 
 College prayers with some misgivings : I hardly 
 expected to find the students there ; that is, if they 
 had seen the papers. Some apparently had not, and 
 prayers were safe for one day longer at least. But 
 after prayers I hurried off down town to arrest, if 
 possible, the recent payment of a life insurance 
 premium. I found to my surprise no signs of unusual 
 excitement in the streets ; men going about their 
 usual vocations and avocations as if their horizon were 
 unaltered. Could it be that Toronto did not read the 
 papers as religiously as I do ? Even the insurance agent, 
 who should have been depressed to. desperation, was
 
 FRANCIS BACON 105 
 
 tranquil, even cheerful : ready to return my premium 
 but dubious of my sanity and of Professor Loeb's. 
 Until gradually it dawned upon my over-literal mind, 
 that I had simply been a victim of two of the leading 
 spirits of our age : of faith in science for these are 
 the ages of Faith nothing being changed but its 
 orientation, the credulity the same, the object only 
 different the victim of faith in science, and of the 
 yellow press. 
 
 And here is a passage from a characteristic magazine 
 article describing the visions of another present-day 
 Bacon Mr. Edison. A Bacon, I hasten to add, in 
 respect of his hopefulness : far more scientific, quite 
 un-Baconian, most full of imagination in his methods. 
 14 Mr. Edison believes," writes the reviewer, " that 
 a way will soon be discovered to manufacture gold, 
 because the making of gold is a question only of 
 the proper combination and treatment of matter." 
 (There is the very voice of Bacon I may remind you.) 
 Then the inventor came to aeroplanes ; and the 
 reporter continues : " He would apply the bumblebee 
 principle to aeroplanes." (Bacon too paid homage 
 to the bumblebee principle remember.) " And new 
 aeroplanes on the bumblebee principle will carry 
 passengers a hundred miles an hour." " All furniture 
 (too) will soon be made of steel : and all buildings 
 of reinforced concrete "... cloth buttons thread 
 
 tissue paper and pasteboard will be fed into one 
 end of a machine, and suits of clothing packed in 
 boxes will come out the other end. Invention is in 
 its infancy. . . . The coming farmer will be a man 
 on a seat beside a push button and some levers. 
 
 * The submarine," again, " may be so formidable 
 that it will not be worth while to build battleships : 
 all England will some day stop (work) at the sound 
 of one command, and that the command of a working 
 man. . . . There will be no poverty in the world a 
 hundred years from now : why should there be ? 
 Practically everything we know to-day that is worth
 
 106 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 while, we have learned in the last hundred years ; 
 and we have only just begun to use our brains. 
 There will be some big experiments tried in govern- 
 ment within the next fifty years." 
 
 I have read from Mr. Edison's visions because so 
 much of it all of it except the humanitarian democ- 
 racy in it illustrates Bacon. 
 
 Yet the very motto on your cards, the motto from 
 Bacon for this lecture, was chosen in Bacon's lifetime, 
 or soon after, by a philosopher, a man of the other 
 temperament, and handled in the opposite way : 
 see Religio Medici. " Of those three great inventions 
 in Germany, there are two, Printing and Gunpowder, 
 which are not without their incommodities. It is 
 not a melancholy wish of my own, but the desire of 
 better heads, that there were a general Synod not 
 to unite the incompatible differences of Religion, but 
 for the benefit of learning to reduce it as it lay at 
 first, in a few and solid authors, and to condemn to 
 the fire those swarms and millions of rhapsodies, 
 begotten only to distract and amuse the weaker 
 judgments of scholars, and to maintain the trade 
 and mystery of typographers." 
 
 Dr. Thomas Browne of Norwich, a greater man of 
 science than Bacon, and also a much deeper thinker 
 on man and human nature, selected two of Bacon's 
 boasts for his doubts and questionings. He did not 
 cavil at the compass I believe, but of the printing 
 press and of gunpowder he complained in the same 
 vein and with the same reason that Plato mutatis 
 mutandis complained of the invention of writing. 
 
 I mean that these philosophers who are thinking 
 more of the victories of the human mind over itself 
 than over nature, complain that each fresh victory 
 over nature leaves it as weak, sometimes almost 
 more weak, against itself, than it was before. Writing 
 destroyed the human memory : printing and type- 
 writing have destroyed writing. Each fresh military 
 invention has been declared in turn to destroy the
 
 FRANCIS BACON 107 
 
 use of courage, and the advantage which this personal 
 quality used to give : and it seems to be true that 
 modern military science since the Great War is 
 really destroying not courage of course but its 
 usefulness in war. 
 
 But Bacon is of the opposite school. Here is a 
 religious man his religion was I think one of the 
 soundest things about him who, with all his devout 
 faith, was yet of opinion that no star of the Eastern 
 heavens or the Western, no nor even that spiritual 
 sense of justice, which was declared by the Greek 
 to be passing the marvel of the Eastern or the Western 
 star, that sense of justice which is believed by the 
 Christian to have grown and grown in the world, 
 with the coming of the Star in the East ; who with 
 all his faith was yet of opinion that neither star nor 
 justice, neither church nor empire, has done as much 
 for man as printing, gunpowder and the compass. 
 And the other temperament the philosopher's 
 listens incredulously because these practical dis- 
 coveries, which Bacon lauds so highly, are so painfully 
 composite in their nature. 
 
 And this philosophic incredulity towards the gospel 
 of Bacon may be put in another way. 
 
 It is the old controversy in part between the 
 Catholic and Protestant. The Catholic tells you 
 that his St. Francis of Assisi forgot the meannesses 
 and squalor of earth, and helped other poor souls to 
 forget them. And the Protestant answers that his 
 St. Francis of Verulam has filled Protestant countries 
 and Protestant churches with material comfort, and 
 that material comfort is itself the best index of a 
 higher religion. When a man has made his money 
 said Phocylides he begins to think of virtue. One 
 cannot be a Christian said a later Anglican Phocy- 
 lides on less than a pound a week. The Catholic 
 St. Francis never provided that pound : he was not 
 daunted by the want of it. The English St. Francis 
 did something by his faith and spirit if not by his
 
 108 FRANCIS BACON 
 
 actual science to provide it through the conquest 
 of Nature. 
 
 The people of Siena to-day are in the Baconian 
 mood : they are proud of the Socini of Siena who 
 founded the Unitarian or Socinian or humanitarian 
 church. Once they were proud rather of St. Catharine 
 of Siena, who was obsessed with unworldliness and 
 other-worldliness and with mediaeval theology. 
 
 Where the heart is the treasure will be also. The 
 heart of Siena in her day was not in Siena, and Siena 
 was a poor place ; but much could be forgiven it, for 
 it loved much. To-day Siena's heart is in Siena, and 
 Siena has the comforts and treasures of Protestantism 
 and secularism. 
 
 It must be all a question of degree ; but few people 
 will doubt that there have been in Catholic Quebec 
 low standards of comforts, high standards of conduct : 
 and in Catholic Ireland apart from politics and 
 certain special political vices and political treacheries 
 a high level of character and a low level of material 
 comfort : and in England conversely and in ancient 
 Rome and many similar communities of to-day, a 
 lower level of character, and a much higher level of 
 comfort, than in Ireland or Quebec. Personally I 
 am sorry for the owner of an auto. I feel at present 
 that even if I had one I should not often mount 
 thereon no, not though Noah, Daniel and Job were 
 in it. 
 
 Bacon never faces these questions : has no time 
 for them : no interest in them. He says somewhere 
 that reason and religion must direct the onward 
 course of science, but he has no advice to give to 
 this crucial end : to this which is after all the one 
 and only end, transcending in importance all the 
 science which is only one of its instruments. Bacon 
 was emphatically a son of Martha. (She is the third 
 mother you have heard imputed to him !) 
 
 How shall we sum up more seriously the work of 
 this enthusiast, enthusiastic alike in science and
 
 FRANCIS BACON 109 
 
 brilliant in letters. There survives of Bacon after 
 all is said that passion for knowledge which however 
 ineffectual, because compacted partly of ignorance and 
 arrogance, was at least its own reward : and alas ! 
 its owner's only happiness : there survive the solid 
 services which he rendered his country in its Parlia- 
 ment, especially in effecting the Union with Scotland. 
 And last, but not least, perhaps most, that gift of 
 phrase, that happy knack of coining catch-words. 
 
 Fine phrases make fine writers. His phrases have 
 survived, while his ordinary style has perished with 
 his science and passed out of date. His essays are 
 to-day obscure often, and miss their point from 
 changes in the taste and usage of words. 
 
 But his phrases, his epigrams, his analogies, have 
 survived in large number to be a perpetual pleasure, 
 a xTfjpa els fct: there is one analogy in particular I 
 will recall again before I close. 
 
 Time like a river bears on its bosom the froth and 
 scum and chaff of thought before the eyes of men ; 
 but what is solid of thought and what is worth having 
 has sunk beneath the wave. 
 
 Is it really so ? Perhaps it is sometimes. And 
 therein lives perhaps the secret of Bacon's fame. 
 Among the chaff on the river of time, amidst the 
 smoke that curls up against the forests of the past, 
 amidst the breezes that blow from the level wastes 
 of human history some of the chaff that glitters 
 brightest, some of the smoke that curls bluest, some 
 of the breezes that whisper pleasantest albeit only 
 chaff and smoke and wind may be identified still 
 as the happy rhetoric, the fetching phrases, the telling 
 catch-words, the glittering generalities, of the dilet- 
 tante science of Francis Bacon.
 
 CHAPTER V 
 KIPLING 
 
 IT is by a stroke of the irony of fate that this paper 
 sees the light now when every occasion for it has 
 long passed, or not yet come. Before the war, or 
 again long after the war, it might have been, it might 
 again be, in season. 
 
 Fifteen years ago, when we were lapped in pacifism, 
 a mild protest on behalf of Kipling, a suggestion that 
 he knew something of the facts of life, if not so much 
 about its theories, that he knew in particular some- 
 thing more about human nature and the British 
 Empire, if not so much about a ghostly and rather 
 ghastly International Polity, than fanatic Radicals, 
 would have been in season ; but now it is all to no 
 purpose surely : you are all converted, you all know 
 that soldiers have their uses and their virtues. 
 
 I have been bemoaning the untimeliness of this 
 Kipling paper, yet there are possibly some consola- 
 tions, and it is not wholly untimely. This is a very 
 academic society, yet not wholly academic ; and the 
 non-academic portion may have found Conrad and 
 Henry James, George Meredith and George Bernard 
 Shaw strong meat for babes. At the reading of these 
 papers some of you did not say a word, " nor under- 
 stood none neither," perhaps. Well, if so, for this 
 portion at least here comes consolation ; here, at least, 
 in Kipling is a writer who writes to be understanded 
 of the people. 
 
 Here is a paper on a commonish man, who lives 
 with men and knows men. Who, though he be the 
 best educated, in the narrow sense, of most of the 
 
 no
 
 KIPLING 111 
 
 writers whom this society has discussed, is yet the most 
 democratic, in the proper sense of that much abused 
 term, of them all. Not democratic in politics no doubt, 
 no more democratic than Shakespeare or Socrates ; 
 but democratic, like Shakespeare and Socrates, in the 
 true sense that he loves mankind, that he plays to 
 its gallery, more or less honourably, less cheaply than 
 Shakespeare on the whole ; less lusciously than 
 Dickens, but always to the gallery, in the sense that 
 he appeals, like Shakespeare and Dickens, to common 
 vulgar emotions and experiences ; to the vulgar 
 geniality or genial vulgarity of the ordinary English- 
 man ; to his good nature and sentimentality ; to his 
 vulgar patriotism even. 
 
 There is no inconsistency, by the way, in saying 
 that Kipling appeals to vulgar patriotism, and yet in 
 protesting that neither he nor the nation to whom he 
 appeals say much of patriotism : do not slobber about 
 it or celebrate flag-days or teach patriotism in the 
 schools. There are appeals and appeals. The appeal 
 he makes to his countrymen, and the appeal his 
 countrymen prefer, is the recital of deeds done and 
 hardships braved ; stories of men of action. 
 
 Kipling has a genius for friendship, chiefly with the 
 vulgar : with the soldier man and the sailor man, two 
 of the vulgarest of our race ; but next with the 
 engineer of every species and kind, nautical, electrical, 
 and railway engineer : especially therefore with the 
 inventive and ingenious American ; and next with the 
 professional administrator of the middle classes, the 
 officials of the Indian Civil Service, the officers and 
 doctors of the Indian Army : inexhaustible in his 
 sympathies, and with no prejudices except the pre- 
 judices which Dickens shared and which most pro- 
 fessors share one bond at least, if there be but one 
 between Kipling and ourselves which Shakespeare, 
 it is safe to say, shared also, to the small measure of 
 his experience, the prejudice against politicians and 
 members of parliament, party politics and catch-
 
 112 KIPLING 
 
 words, suffrage and suffragists ; especially Pagett, 
 M.P., and the men and women who find a panacea 
 for human ills in the equality of voting powers and 
 in the counting of noses, with no account of brains 
 above them or of biceps beneath, least of all of national 
 character beyond, above, below, greater than noses, 
 brains, and biceps. Like his countrymen he takes to 
 his heart without distinction the five great men of 
 action : the soldier, the sailor, the missionary, the 
 explorer, the true statesman (not the politician and 
 circus-rider style of statesman), and adds a sixth, the 
 product of his own age and modern conditions, the 
 engineer in all his sorts and kinds. And yet, or per- 
 haps I ought to say and therefore, he is somewhat 
 heavily handicapped, I recognize, with an academic 
 audience, especially in his character of poet. 
 
 We like our poets to be poetic figures ; to be stately, 
 dignified, picturesque. You cannot look at the 
 portrait of Dr. Bridges, prefixed with instinctive 
 symbolism by his publishers to the collection of his 
 poems, without exclaiming at once a poet or an 
 artist 1 No other man has quite that quality of 
 clothing and coiffure. We like our poets to retain a 
 certain distance and aloofness from us in their private 
 lives ; not to be vulgarized by the publicity with 
 which Mr. Stead and the journalists have damned our 
 age. Tennyson lived in the picturesque seclusion of 
 Aldworth, " Far from the madding crowd's ignoble 
 strife," seeing before him only " Green Sussex melting 
 into blue with one grey glimpse of sea." His house 
 also was a setting which matched its owner. The 
 frame suited the picture ; even an unobservant 
 stranger would at once have recognized that this man 
 was not a common man, but some sort of character : 
 a person of quality. 
 
 But Kipling is a journalist, and a journalist, on the 
 whole, of the school which is distinct from men of 
 letters. 
 
 Is he not then heavily handicapped ? How can
 
 KIPLING 113 
 
 this little newspaper man be a poet ? He has no 
 distinction of birth, of University education, of style 
 and language ; he has not even the fads and fancies 
 and sensational eccentricities of belief which made 
 Mr. Stead even though he vulgarized all journalism 
 seem after all a separate figure and a sort of philo- 
 sopher, at least of a Christian Science kind. 
 
 Kipling has travelled everywhere, talking, listening, 
 observing. His life has been in the open air of action, 
 rather than in the student's library, and his books 
 are the celebration of action, not of thought. The 
 ultimate creed of the Englishman is the good of 
 action and the emptiness of thought and speech. 
 Kipling gives expression to that creed. Ah ! but 
 that antithesis, says someone more pensively in- 
 clined, is shallow and will not bear examination, if 
 only because our action itself is continually only the 
 reflex of some lonely thinker's thoughts and speech : 
 if only because Kipling himself inspires great actions 
 and he has no doubt inspired many great actions, 
 e.g., the career of Colonel Elkington only by 
 means of his words and writings. " The song that 
 nerves a nation's arm is in itself a deed," says some- 
 one, and if so the antithesis disappears. Yes, and 
 quite apart from this, the antithesis between thought 
 and action, between words and deeds, seems vain to 
 the pensive mind, for a different and opposite reason : 
 nature herself has created that antithesis and justified 
 it : nature herself has created one man or even one race 
 to think and talk and not to act, to know themselves 
 and their neighbours and life, but only as bystanders, 
 as onlookers, as spectators, who accomplish nothing 
 practical, who leave neither Empires nor laws ; who 
 are thinkers, ineffectual thinkers often, aoMa <PQOV- 
 OVTCC prjdevds xQortarces and nothing beyond ; and 
 another man or even another race to act and accom- 
 plish ; to build Empires and laws and stamp their 
 mark on everything, unconscious all the while of 
 their own nature and of human nature ; men of 
 
 M.M. 8
 
 114 KIPLING 
 
 action who know nothing. And if this be nature's 
 law so to divide men, how vain is the antithesis and 
 the attempt to exalt either thought or action above 
 the other. It would even seem that the thinkers 
 and the talkers are excused from being anything 
 more, nay, are forbidden to be more : that the writers 
 and preachers of the Word are necessarily not the 
 doers : that the doers are necessarily not the 
 preachers : that the apostle disquieted himself un- 
 necessarily when his sensitive instinct warned him 
 that if he preached much more to others he might 
 himself become a castaway. Why not a castaway if 
 a preacher ? What else is a preacher but a breath, 
 a flame that evaporates in hot air, that has no place, 
 no life, except within the pulpit ? Has not nature 
 created literary men and literature just to pour out 
 words and thoughts which are sufficient in them- 
 selves, which have in themselves their end, their 
 inspiration or otherwise ? by their words they are 
 justified and by their words they are condemned ; 
 for there is " nothing to them " but words. What 
 matter then if the outward lives of such men show 
 every inconsistency in action, and range from pictur- 
 esque eccentricities to common blackguardism ? 
 Rousseau and Coleridge and Verlaine were born to 
 express, in words, high thoughts and high emotions ; 
 with those expressions their life-work is accomplished, 
 they are free to dispose of the balance of the time, 
 the idle hours of relaxation and release, after any 
 fashion that they please, and no man should be so 
 Pharisaic, so Philistine, so prudish, as to challenge 
 their sincerity, just because the life lived, the deeds 
 done, are as worthless as the theories and words were 
 fine and inspiring. 
 
 I am playing the advocatus diaboli, you perceive, 
 against Kipling's man of action, whose actions endear 
 him and him alone to Kipling. I am pleading for the 
 artistic and literary sinners whom Kipling's standard 
 of judgment, judgment by life, by action, condemns.
 
 KIPLING 115 
 
 It is not for nothing that his heart warms to Martha 
 and is cold towards Mary. Personally, of course, 
 being a Professor I am on the side of Mary ; but I 
 recognize none the less a certain soundness in the 
 British leaning to Martha. It is better not to 
 scrutinize too closely these laws of nature : not to know 
 too much about them ; not to become a sophist of Greece. 
 
 It is a healthy instinct which bids the Englishman 
 and every healthy man ignore, avoid, shut his eyes 
 to that law of nature which tends to separate thought 
 and action as incompatible. It is a healthy instinct 
 which seeks to vault over the gulf between thought 
 and action ; to vault it, vault it again and con- 
 tinually to vault it, until a man has established 
 in his own life a fair compromise between those 
 rival, opposite, and almost incompatible spirits. 
 I am not saying that Kipling desires that com- 
 promise ; he is intolerant of thoughts and theories ; 
 he is content with wholesome primary instincts and 
 their most wholesome and primary expression, that 
 is, their expression, not in thought and speech, not in 
 meditation and in eloquence, but just in plain silent 
 action. 
 
 Anyhow that antithesis, such as it is, and however 
 it be true or untrue, lies at the root of Kipling's books ; 
 of his poetry alike and of his prose. 
 
 In his case there is no occasion to separate the 
 poetry and the prose. Literature is an appeal to the 
 mind of man, to his emotions, imagination, reason. 
 If it is also an appeal to his senses ; if it has a certain 
 music and rhythm which makes a sensuous appeal 
 to his ears as well, it is called poetry. But there is 
 no vital difference between Kipling's prose and 
 poetry : they appeal to the same emotions, imagin- 
 ations, instincts, and reason, with or without the 
 added sensuous appeal to the ears. The poetry is 
 just as simple, just as much addressed to the man in 
 the street, as the prose ; nay, more so, obviously. 
 
 " The sailing of the Bolivar " is to fastidious ears, I
 
 116 KIPLING 
 
 presume, no less than to fastidious minds, poor stuff. 
 Its appeal is not primarily to the ears, but to a non- 
 fastidious spirit, to the spirit of action, the passion 
 for adventure, the reckless risking of life. A trifle 
 shocking perhaps the Bolivar, and yet not unworthy 
 of the literature of a nation not interested to create 
 literature primarily but to create men and seamen 
 and to rule the waves. 
 
 His journalism handicaps him in another way. I 
 know estimable and gifted University Professors who 
 damn the " Recessional " as Charles Lamb damned 
 the Baptist Minister at a venture ; just because it 
 is Kipling's and therefore, they are certain, just a 
 piece of copy, just a fragment of journalism written 
 to " feature " a volume needing advertisement with 
 the middle classes : just a picturesque impression of 
 a clever and detached mind, watching the English 
 public ; catching on quickly to its religiosity and its 
 profound hypocrisy, and giving expression for the 
 sake of a cheap popularity to the hypocritical 
 religion of the English. 
 
 Well, it may be that there is a simpler explanation 
 of the " Recessional," just that the author is himself 
 an Englishman and an instinctive, unconscious 
 Englishman, and therefore also as the dyer's hand 
 is subdued to what it works in a religious hypocrite ; 
 neither more nor less sincere or insincere than his 
 countrymen. 
 
 But perhaps the French and other critics of English 
 hypocrisy have not quite touched bottom yet in their 
 attempt to plumb that bottomless sea of national 
 characteristics. Hypocrisy, as generally understood, 
 is acting to deceive the public, but hypocrisy as pre- 
 dicated by Frenchmen of Englishmen is rather a 
 malicious and French synonym for aspiration : the 
 acting, the efforts, the exertions which a man makes 
 to impose upon himself, to make himself better than 
 he has been. If you remove the hypocrisy you destroy 
 the aspiration.
 
 KIPLING 117 
 
 The Englishman with his political instinct is full of 
 Latin affectatio, which is variously translated and 
 with equal correctness " aspiration," " affectation " ; 
 for the Roman, also, was an Englishman, full of hypo- 
 critical aspiration, of aspiring hypocrisy. 
 
 To come down from these generalities to issues 
 more precise, if Kipling had done nothing else he 
 would still have added to English poetry a note long 
 waited for, late found the muse of science : the 
 tenth muse. This is the age of science, and everyone 
 has said that science would some day find her poet 
 who would see her romance, and not repeat after the 
 forlorn fashion of the nobleman in McAndrew's 
 Hymn the ancient lamentations about its banality 
 and its materialism. But no one has realized so well 
 as Kipling this general aspiration, this vague pre- 
 monition. 
 
 McAndrew's Hymn is still the best thing of its 
 kind ; there are even persons not unintelligent who 
 consider it the best poem ever written : " The King " 
 and " The Miracles " are in the same vein. There is 
 the tenth muse celebrating mechanical science, as she 
 glorifies the passage of the railway train across a 
 landscape : the beauty of London's smoky atmo- 
 sphere to the eyes of Japanese artists : the beauty of 
 Sheffield's smoke and Sheffield's chemicals, adver- 
 tised to the world to-day by common post-cards, as 
 picturesque as they are cheap. Here is a vein of 
 poetry scarcely scratched at present, but it is Kipling 
 who has opened it. Or take again the lighter side of 
 Kipling's verses : Departmental Ditties have been 
 called " banjo songs." " So be it," says an English 
 critic ; " but we must go back to Be*ranger to match 
 them. A banjo song inspired is better than serious 
 poetry that is not." There is the root of the matter. 
 There is the difference between the real poet laureate 
 of Great Britain and the titular laureate : between 
 Kipling and Doctor Bridges. 
 
 Every human being not a pedant or a pacifist can
 
 118 KIPLING 
 
 read Kipling : can even read him in quantities more 
 than the majority of authors. The taste for Dr. 
 Bridges' poetry is an acquired taste, very slowly, 
 very painfully acquired: acquired, if at all, at 
 Oxford and Cambridge in their honour schools of 
 classics. I shall not be suspected of disliking these 
 Universities and their honour schools of classics ; but 
 better a single book of Kipling's, any book almost, 
 than a wilderness of the English Hellenists, Bridges 
 and William Morris and Co. Yes, even (if Atalanta be 
 excepted) with Swinburne included. Is this blas- 
 phemy for a Professor of Greek ? It is not blasphemy ; 
 by those who died at Marathon it is not. Whom do 
 their ghosts read to-day ? if so be that they can read 
 English, as they stretch their feet before the hearth 
 in the taverns by the waters of Acheron, Kipling or 
 Dr. Bridges ? Whom does Admiral Phormio prefer, 
 this English poet of the sea and of ships, of " dro- 
 mond ' ' and " kataphract," of " thranite " and of 
 "thalamite," this celebrator of Greek galleys, or Dr. 
 Bridges ? Whom does ^Eschylus prefer, this English 
 poet of soldiering and sailoring or Dr. Bridges ? 
 Whom does Socrates prefer ? round whom all gathered 
 to hear him talk, because they knew he was a man 
 who had done so much more than talk : whose 
 sermons were the only serious talk some soldiers 
 would accept, because he had earned the right to use 
 high words by deeds that matched the words. Whom 
 does Plato prefer ? Plato who pines through long 
 pages to be a man of action and not of words only, 
 and only gave up the ambition when he had tried 
 his hand at action, had tried to hold down Syracuse, 
 and had failed ? 
 
 We read and rightly the literature of Greece ; but 
 it is of decadent Greece : as literature is naturally a 
 hot-house flower which glows brightest in periods of 
 decadence, when there is nothing more serious than 
 literature to do or think of ; in the intervals, I mean, 
 between the greater periods of action ; in the fin-de-
 
 KIPLING 119 
 
 sicde intervals, when a worn-out age is passing on 
 its death-bed, and a new age of action is not yet born. 
 Our Greek literature, for the greater part, comes 
 from decadent Greece ; but the great Greece of great 
 actions, the Greeks who did what Great Britain was 
 seeking to do yesterday, rescue the world from the 
 tyranny of ambitious barbarians, these men were not 
 just " damned literary men " ; and these men would 
 give short shrift, one may conjecture, to the works 
 of the English Hellenists if they could get a copy of 
 Kipling into their horny hands, before their weather- 
 beaten cheeks and faded eyes. These men were men, 
 if scholars also, (piMaoyoi dfveu fiaXaxtat;. 
 
 Few men few educated men even go to poetry 
 for affectations and artificialities for Patristic liter- 
 ature so to say but rather for the simple sentiments 
 and naive emotions which are always in danger of 
 perishing by the force of education, sophistication 
 and experience, and by the mere efflux of time ; 
 which are in danger of perishing at any rate beneath 
 the crushing materialism of a man's prime and middle 
 age. 
 
 Many modern democrats seem to me to misjudge 
 things and exactly to reverse their right relations. 
 Poetry is one thing, politics another. If there be 
 anything wherein the voice of the people, of the mass 
 of us, has a right to be heard, it is in poetry ; for 
 poetry is the voice of elemental and elementary 
 feeling and of national character. If there be any- 
 thing where the demos or the mass of us ought to be 
 humble and follow our betters it is in the science of 
 politics, or at least in many technical departments 
 thereof, e.g., in foreign politics, or in economics, 
 wherein we have no knowledge and no right of 
 control. Yes, but " Kipling is so vulgar," says some 
 intellectual. " That's very vulgar, father," said Sir 
 Walter Scott's "more feminine" daughter, if I recollect, 
 on one occasion to her father. " Vulgar, my dear," 
 said the old aristocrat, " do you know what vulgar
 
 120 KIPLING 
 
 means ? It means common ; everything best in the 
 world, the best emotions, the best aspirations, the 
 best instincts are all common. Very vulgar things 
 indeed, my dear ; go away and thank God that it is 
 so." I presume that is sound sense, and none the 
 worse from the lips of Sir Walter, who was not a 
 democrat in the narrow sense. There are qualities, 
 he meant, and qualities. There is quality in the 
 sense of some idea or series of ideas, some art which 
 few people reach and few value. It is far fetched : 
 difficult to attain ; when attained it is still caviare to 
 the man in the street. 
 
 It is quality without quantity, without substance, 
 that is, romance without reality. But there are other 
 qualities, the best in human nature, which being the 
 best are rarely attained and in scant measure ; yet 
 they make their appeal universally to all classes and 
 natures : to literate and illiterate. Here also as in 
 the other case, few there be that find them : yes, 
 but none that do not love them and would fain find 
 them. There is no contradiction here between quality 
 and quantity. He who appeals to these qualities has 
 the world to appeal to, for these qualities appeal to 
 the whole world. And yet that does not diminish the 
 quality of his appeal ; the quality of his work is best, 
 though he has the largest quantity of readers, because 
 he is appealing to the best qualities in them, the best 
 qualities for all their commonness and vulgarity, for 
 all their universality. The common people hear such 
 a poet gladly, for the high quality of his appeal. 
 Kipling is the unlaureated laureate because he appeals 
 strongly to these elusive yet primary instincts ; to 
 vulgar courage, to common loves and sorrows, to the 
 child's heart in all men and to the children who are 
 in all men's hearts : to the infinite admiration of the 
 street, for the five or six great men of action, the 
 soldier, the sailor, the missionary, the explorer, the 
 engineer, and the true statesman. 
 
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 for reality, for action and men of action : none the 
 less, all the more presumably, because he is himself 
 only a man of words, a journalist and story-teller. 
 A man's philosophy says someone is the obverse, 
 rhe complement of his character. 
 
 I have internal evidence only on which to rely, but 
 between the lines, e.g., of that vigorous dream since 
 become a reality called The Army of a Dream, I 
 think I read the confession that the writer himself 
 would not have succeeded as a man of action, would 
 never have become a first-rate driving force, a great 
 slave driver ; would never have speeded up produc- 
 tion and energy, as the great soldiers and adminis- 
 trators speed them up : it is rare for the genius of 
 sympathy and friendship to possess such driving 
 power. So also it may be read between the lines of 
 Stalky and Co. that the writer would have naturally 
 emerged from the training school of Indian officers 
 and officials there described an official or officer him- 
 self, had not his talents been so markedly of a different 
 type. In that description of a rather abnormal and 
 strange school the later career of the writer is not 
 obscurely anticipated. 
 
 For in Stalky's school there are three classes of 
 boys : the docile " swats " or " smugs " or " grinds " 
 or " cissies," or whatever the present slang be for that 
 small band which has in its time included Demos- 
 thenes, Lamb, Coleridge, and Trollope, and the other 
 sufferers of genius who were miserable at school. 
 Second, the young ruffians who play games and little 
 else : but third, also, a curious band of outlaws and 
 vagrants who despise about equally " the flanneled 
 fools and muddied oafs " of the athletic field, and the 
 pale-faced students of Latin verses and conic sections. 
 These curious and abnormal outlaws defy masters 
 alike and boys : cut football for the sake of smoking, 
 but over their illicit pipes read Browning and Ruskin 
 with keen zest, compose satire and topical verses, 
 write and draw caricatures. Obviously here is the
 
 122 KIPLING 
 
 budding of all the volumes about India, South Africa, 
 and the Seven Seas : the boy had a gift for expression 
 and for story-telling more than for command. He 
 had the makings of a hero worshipper, rather than of 
 a hero. 
 
 And now that I am talking of Stalky and Co. I had 
 better quote a passage about the flag. Messrs. 
 Gardiner and Massingham and similar fanatics, the 
 arid Radicals and the ingenuous Professors who 
 swallow acid Radicalism as gospel, find a compendium 
 for Kipling in beer, Bible, and flag. I dispute the 
 compendium. I think this is a passage which, in the 
 proper sense of the much abused words, is the excep- 
 tion proving my rule that there is no such compendium 
 in fact. 
 
 Read Stalky and Co., page 242, and you will see 
 that the compendium is no compendium. 
 
 However that be, Kipling solved the problem of a 
 profession in that way and became first and foremost 
 a sort of glorified reporter of India, of her scenery, 
 her sorrows, her superstitions. He talked to her 
 peasants and her priests and her anchorites. He was 
 not like the British officer, a solitary figure on the 
 Indian railway platform, waiting alone for his train : 
 cut off not more by separate colour than by separate 
 waiting room from the cultivators thronging their 
 platform with their wives, children, and furniture, 
 and bedding ; and camping sometimes for a week 
 before they find room upon the train for their migra- 
 tions and pilgrimages. He made it his business to 
 know something of these men of action as well as of 
 the officers. 
 
 His first serious book says its introduction was 
 the fulfilment of a promise made to a one-eyed holy 
 man, who lived on an island in the middle of a river, 
 and fed the fishes with little bread pellets twice a day, 
 and buried the corpses which the freshets stranded 
 there. The holy man advised him to begin a story, 
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 the hat before continuing. This is the Indian story- 
 teller's method. Kipling recognized the method of 
 the serial story, but preferred to publish in one book 
 and at one time Life's Handicap or Stories of My Own 
 People. 
 
 Here is a piece of restrained pathos from that book ; 
 not mushy pathos like Dickens, but restrained. It 
 is the story of an Englishman who hired a native 
 house and took to it " without benefit of clergy " a 
 little Mahomedan girl. They were very happy and 
 their baby was happy and completed their happiness ; 
 but the heats came and the baby died and the child 
 wife died just as the rains began, and her mother 
 begged all the furniture except the bed, and the 
 Englishman went back beneath the downpour to his 
 official home. 1 
 
 I do not know how much is fact and how much 
 fiction in these stories. Kipling, like every story- 
 teller, freely enhances and embroiders. One of these 
 stories is a trifle horrible " The Mark of the Beast." 
 Probably even it is not wholly compact of imagination : 
 the writer bored his friends, as I have noted, with the 
 stock quotation from Hamlet, " There are more 
 things," etc. ; and this philosophy of his, borrowed 
 from Hamlet and from Purun Bhagat, the Hindoo 
 hermit, who " did not believe in miracles because all 
 things were one big miracle, and when a man knows 
 that he has something to go upon ; he knows that 
 there is nothing great and nothing little in the world," 1 
 and this sense of mystery, reinforced by his sense of 
 reality, his passion for facts, leaves little room for 
 works of pure imagination, sheer invention. More 
 likely the sensitive, sceptical, sympathetic spirit of 
 the author, and of the doctor from whom he gets the 
 story, interprets it as based on some obscure phe- 
 nomena, still hidden from western science. The 
 same suggestion comes from the story called " The 
 
 1 "Without benefit of Clergy," Life's Handicap, p. 157. 
 * 2nd Jungle Book, pp. 51-52.
 
 124 KIPLING 
 
 Bisara of Pooree." The Bisara is a little charm fatal 
 to its owner. Kipling represents himself as deliber- 
 ately and carefully hiding it away, that there may be 
 no owner. The creeds of the East lie heavier on him 
 than on his countrymen. 
 
 This is not the place to discuss at length Kipling's 
 Indian politics : he may have been wrong about 
 South Africa : it looks very much like it : very much 
 as if Sir Henry Campbell Bannerman was right and 
 the other side wrong. But, after all, the Dutch are 
 not only white men but our own kin. There was 
 nothing needed to restore harmony but a good fight, 
 and now that the good fight has come and gone and 
 cleared the air, and also incidentally has given 
 Great Britain at last a real army and something like 
 a real union with her daughter states, harmony should 
 be possible, even easy. But there is little or no 
 analogy between South Africa and India. India is 
 not a nation but a host of nations, none of them 
 white. Further, its problem is complicated by the 
 same difficulty which Greece presented to Rome. 
 
 The cleverest of Indian races, the most capable of 
 rising under present conditions to political power (of 
 succeeding, I mean, in those competitive examin- 
 ations which we have established for ourselves and 
 which for us are not too absurd and impossible), the 
 most literary and intelligent of Indian races, the 
 Bengalese, are also the most worthless morally ; 
 timid, dishonest, cunning, and unscrupulous as a 
 decadent Greek. This is the race that takes to 
 politics, that is, to civilized and peaceful quarrelling, 
 that talks politics, that demands a political equality 
 which it does not possess by nature and character 
 when compared with the other races, and still less 
 when compared with the governing race. Such a 
 story as " The Head of the District " sets forth the 
 difficulties of the radical solution of the Indian 
 question ; of the policy offered by the imaginary 
 Pagett, M.P., and the member for Tooting : offered
 
 KIPLING 125 
 
 in actuality by the late Keir Hardie and a score of 
 other British politicians of the same school. It is a 
 tragedy they seem to think, the best thing hi life 
 being parliamentary quarrelling and verbal jangling, 
 that a great Asiatic peninsula should be governed by 
 a few aliens from Europe who recognize no Indian 
 parliament. Tragedy it often is for the aliens. The 
 peninsula which under British rule is for the first time 
 at peace, gets what peace can give to its best men, its 
 peasants and farmers ; while the soldierly races find 
 employment under the British flag. Peasants, 
 farmers, soldiers are contented : only the Scribes 
 and Pharisees, lawyers, journalists, politicians and 
 agitators of Bengal suffer. But for the aliens, who 
 spend their lives in a climate where they cannot make 
 their home, where their children cannot live after the 
 fifth year ; where the white race does not seem to 
 survive after the third generation ; whereby it loses 
 its youth and breaks the hearts of its womenkind by 
 sending away to Europe its children ; whereby it 
 spends its old age away from the scene of its man- 
 hood and its best labour ; in some unknown and 
 unknowing English town, Brighton, Clifton, Chelten- 
 ham, Bath, or Bournemouth, which no longer counts 
 as " home," whatever it may once have counted ; 
 whence the old man's heart flies far away to ** the 
 land of Regrets," the land where he has spent his 
 energies and himself but has not made his abiding 
 stay, ah ! tragedy enough here for him and to spare I 
 The Asiatic doctrine of the unreality of life, so 
 foreign to the British mind, now finds a home from 
 very force of circumstance, by very pressure of 
 experience, it well may be, in the heart of the Anglo- 
 Indian, ex-soldier and ex-magistrate. How can he 
 escape the Indian Doctrine, which his own career in 
 India illustrates ? " The shadows come and go, the 
 shadows come and go." axiai ydg iopb xal 
 
 * I 
 
 Life's Handicap, I think, was Kipling's first serious
 
 126 KIPLING 
 
 book rather than his first book. The first book was 
 more cynical, naturally. Departmental Ditties was 
 written in the twenties when a man's intellect is in 
 its prime and at its best and sees easily through the 
 vanity of life ; when the young man, like and unlike 
 his Creator, surveys life confidently and confidently 
 pronounces judgment " And behold it is all very 
 bad," and the evening and the morning are about 
 his twenty-fifth birthday. 
 
 But there is, nevertheless, good humorous stuff in 
 Departmental Ditties. There is " My Rival," which is 
 as good as Calverley, high praise though that be ; and 
 would have pleased Calverley very much ; which 
 means by interpretation that it is far better than 
 anything in Sir Alfred Austin or Dr. Bridges, so- 
 cafled laureates. 
 
 I suppose it was on the strength of Departmental 
 Ditties, and little else, that Mr. Paul Elmer More, one 
 of the few good critics whom the United States have 
 produced, pronounces sentence that there is little 
 sense of mystery, of asceticism, of restraint, of dis- 
 illusionment, of beauty in Kipling. He suggests that 
 Kipling and Fitzgerald were the two popular poets of 
 England twenty years ago, because the national taste 
 and temper were badly divided between substance 
 without form and form without substance. He 
 means, I think, that since everyone wants each of 
 these in poetry, the public instinct seized upon these 
 two poets, because the one set forth the philosophy 
 of form with such lucidity, such logic, such happiness 
 of phrase, such melody and even passion, that he 
 made even a poor and threadbare philosophy inter- 
 esting and fascinating, while the other having for his 
 subject the real passions and aspirations and high 
 instincts of man, the deepest and most inexplicable, 
 and most " inexpressive " things, gave them, beyond 
 other men, an expression, the form of which seemed 
 comparatively adequate and sufficiently passionate. 
 
 Fitzgerald charmed because he was so superior to
 
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 William Morris, Dr. Bridges, and a host of other 
 " idle singers of an empty day," even Swinburne in- 
 cluded, while himself belonging to the idle singer 
 school ; Kipling because he was the most vocal, the 
 least stammering, the least tongue-tied interpreter 
 of things too deep for words. 
 
 As for the lack of mysticism, of the sense of beauty, 
 of the sense of disillusionment, that is a hard saying 
 to anyone who knows " The Miracle of Purun Bhagat," 
 or "They," or "Wireless," or "The Brushwood 
 Boy," or "The Children of the Zodiac," or "The 
 True Romance." Mr. More makes a grudging excep- 
 tion in favour of two lines of this latter poem, but 
 why in favour of two lines only ? and what else is 
 " If " ? Is there not disillusionment enough in all 
 conscience hi " If " ? Here is the very spirit of 
 illusion and disillusionment alike : of faith and hope 
 and yet of knowledge and experience, woven, each, 
 into the warp and woof of the poem : here is a poem 
 of action and reflection in equal proportions, a poem 
 of form and substance alike, a poem of vigorous form, 
 even though the form be rough, and packed full of 
 thought and moral exaltation, full of substance ; a 
 poem which justifies poetry, for it is the putting of 
 the best thought into a language less inadequate than 
 prose to stir and master the heart. If a man can 
 " treat those two impostors just the same " (success and 
 failure), is he not sufficiently disillusioned, sufficiently 
 ascetic, sufficiently detached from life and its vanities ? 
 There is mannerism no doubt, a double mannerism in 
 the last line, but it has its place and its value ; it is the 
 mannerism of the writer and his race : the deliberate 
 temperamental ^c/euatc or ht6vris, which hates above 
 everything to gush and slop over and exaggerate : 
 pelaxns is the note of all intellectual men, but of one 
 race chiefly, and that a race far from intellectual, the 
 British. It is a moral quality with them, not the 
 result of intellect. And so the end of the poem runs 
 simply "You'll be a man," and then, with another
 
 128 KIPLING 
 
 mannerism of the same kind but greater, a deliberate 
 " my son " : nothing high flown or high falutin in the 
 peroration ; nothing Emersonian or American : and 
 for the best of reasons ; high words, tall talk, are 
 an unpardonable luxury, an unforgivable sensuality. 
 Anyone can utter them, except the man who believes 
 in them too deeply so to do. What he feels most he 
 will not say ; what he says being from the outer lips 
 he necessarily does not deeply feel : for the passion 
 of high things has one lawful expression and one only, 
 it must express itself in deeds : it was meant to be 
 the steam of life, to drive life's locomotive along long 
 and weary roads, across crazy bridges, over roaring 
 floods of dejection and discontent, and at last into the 
 distant unknown goal. To blow off this steam in 
 words, is as though the locomotive should misuse, 
 abuse, its throttle and its safety valve, intended only 
 for the excess of steam and not for its main volume. 
 " You cannot have your emotion and express it also," 
 said the reflective Oxford poet. 
 
 In the second place, Kipling is the journalist and 
 the reporter of the common soldier, and finds much 
 more in the common soldier of course than Bible, 
 bottle, and flag. 
 
 If he had been nothing more than the reporter of 
 Ortheris, Learoyd and Mulvaney, he would still have 
 earned his fame. These men are real creations and 
 real men : we don't doubt it to-day : we know it 
 only too well. The world is full of them and of their 
 heroism, and can hardly contain all the books that 
 are being written about them. Mons and Ypres 
 have crowned them : the soldier passes as Kipling 
 says with his usual vivacity from one extreme to 
 the other in popular estimation. In the days of 
 peace he is a " brutal and licentious soldiery." x 
 The churches will.not look at him. The Methodists, 
 whom Learoyd joins, because he is in love with a 
 consumptive Methodist girl, frown upon him : he is 
 1 See Departmental Ditties, pp. 59-62.
 
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 a brand barely plucked from the burning : he is the 
 sort of person who will enlist : and when he does 
 enlist, they cast him out : all but the dying girl who 
 knows a man when she sees one. 1 
 
 I was speaking of Kipling as technically better 
 educated than some of the other writers we all of us 
 discuss. I meant merely that as a fact he has much 
 more Latin and Greek and more English literature 
 than Mr. Wells, or than the melancholy and more 
 interesting peasant novelist Thomas Hardy. Kipling 
 evidently never learned the classics well enough 
 to appreciate them to the full except Horace's 
 " Regulus " : he went to them like other schoolboys 
 to scoff : he did not remain to pray his best prayers. 
 A few Greek words like flcda/uri?? and dgavirrj?, 
 dgdpcov and xardyQaxrov belonging to his beloved art 
 of navigation, a song with a crude beginning from 
 Horace, and a glance at Admiral Phormio, these are 
 the chief relics of his school classics. 8 But the 
 result is that his literary education gives to Kipling's 
 tales a peculiar literary flavour not found in these 
 other writers. It makes his absurd and humorous 
 characters more absurd even than Dickens' char- 
 acters in a way, though in another way they are much 
 less absurd, because much less extravagant in per- 
 sonality. A literary quotation in Kipling on illiterate 
 lips seems grotesque, but it is only a verbal grotesque- 
 ness. In Dickens' delicious extravagances the gro- 
 tesqueness lies in the murdering and misapplication 
 of some quotation, which is hardly literary, since it 
 is fetched from the Bible, or from some similar source 
 of household words. 
 
 When we get a laughter-loving genius like Dickens 
 who can give us something worth laughing at, the 
 amazing and side-splitting caricatures of Micawber, 
 
 1 "On Greenhow Hill," pp. 82-88. 
 
 1 See Traffics and Discoveries, p. 86, " When the robust and 
 brass-bound man," etc., but he has written since that time one 
 or two admirable " translations," of Horace Odes " Bk. V." 
 
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 130 KIPLING 
 
 Pecksniff, Gamp, of course we immortalize him 
 why not ? The British immortalize the man who 
 makes them laugh loudest : and none the less, all 
 the more, if he does not bother them to think : if he 
 gives them not subtle pictures of their own foibles, like 
 Miss Austin or Thackeray or Trollope or Kipling him- 
 self often, but just sheer, preposterous, and delicious 
 caricature : a continuous Punch, the better for being 
 continuous. We all love such passages as Mrs. 
 Gamp is always ready to give us. " But I will say," 
 said Mrs. Gamp, " and I would if I was led a Martha 
 to the stakes for it," or this other : " The Ankworks 
 Package," Mrs. Gamp replied, " And I wish it was in 
 Jonadge's belly, I do." 
 
 For such passages we pardon the other caricatures 
 of Dickens, which are rather horrible : the caricatures 
 of pathos : the caricatures which deface which 
 would spoil, if it could be spoilt the pathos of a 
 child's death-bed. 
 
 There is no such uproarious and exquisite nonsense 
 for readers of Kipling. There is only the mild 
 surprise and amusement provoked by hearing a 
 literary and more or less recondite quotation on 
 illiterate lips. Pycroft the sailor quotes Browning. 1 
 The cat in the old water-mill quotes the same poet 
 twice (pp. 344-350), both of them brilliant quotations, 
 of the very best of Browning : Kipling never quotes 
 anything but the best. 
 
 4 Wireless " 2 is much more deliberately and avow- 
 edly literary. A consumptive druggist is in love with 
 a girl called Fanny Brand. He has never heard of 
 Keats, but he writes verses to his Fanny from a 
 similar environment. And so the spirit of Keats, 
 summoned by an adjoining wireless apparatus, appears 
 to assist him. And a stanza from " St. Agnes' Eve " 
 is painfully written out. And then an attempt is 
 made by the druggist to compose two lines which 
 
 1 " Mrs. Bathurst," p. 334 T. and D. 
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 Kipling remarks are two of the five best lines in 
 English literature : the two famous lines about 
 " magic casements, opening on the foam of perilous 
 seas, in fairylands forlorn." Kipling quotes also 
 the three other best lines : they are from Coleridge 
 and his Kubla Khan, and are no doubt well worth 
 quoting. But this is the extreme case of literary 
 criticism and allusion which I have found in his 
 stories. 
 
 At this point, if at all, I ought to say a word of his 
 artistry. Some foreigners have written whole books 
 on this one subject, but to so analyse a poet is rather 
 like peeping and botanizing on a mother's grave ; 
 besides, personally, I wholly disbelieve the Steven- 
 sonian theory. Stevenson analysed the passage from 
 Keats' ode to a nightingale just referred to into per- 
 mutations and combinations of p, v, and f : credat 
 Judaeus ; let the latest materialistic man of science 
 who belongs to Berlin or Judaea believe it : the 
 charm seems to lie in picturesque images more than 
 in melodious sounds ; and Kipling's force seems to 
 derive from the same origins. He has written nothing 
 more characteristic than " The Bolivar" and no lines 
 in it more characteristic than 
 
 Once we saw between the squalls, lyin' head to swell, 
 Mad with work and weariness, wishin' they was we, 
 
 Some damned liner's lights go by like a grand hotel ; 
 Cheered her from the Bolivar, swampin' in the sea. 
 
 It is the picture, not the permutations of letters, 
 which fixes the passage in the memory ; its verbal 
 artifices are nothing more novel than alliteration 
 the oldest, easiest, and most obvious of artifices. I 
 think the same may be said of the most effective 
 stanza of " Sussex " : 
 
 Here leaps ashore the full sou'west, 
 
 All heavy- winged with brine ; 
 Here lies above the folded crest 
 
 The Channel's leaden line;
 
 132 KIPLING 
 
 And here the sea-fogs lap and cling, 
 
 And here, each warning each, 
 The sheep-bells and the ship-bells ring 
 
 Along the hidden beach. 
 
 The alliteration is clever, but it is to the eye and the 
 memory ; it is in the pictures and the associations 
 which the lines evoke that the fascination of " Sussex " 
 lies, not in the permutations of " s " and " b " and 
 " c." 
 
 There are many other minor traces of his English 
 reading. Barrack Room Ballads has echoes of Swin- 
 burne at his best; in Atalanta, that is to say. 1 Sea 
 Warfare, his last book, 8 has a parody, probably an 
 unconscious memory, of the little known contem- 
 porary poet, F. W. Bourdillon : the poem called 
 " The American " in the The Seven Seas is obviously 
 suggested by Emerson's " Brahma " : surely a feat of 
 discrimination, since " Brahma " is the only poem 
 Emerson ever wrote as the little Sunday-school girl 
 also recognized which is worth memorizing. No, 
 not quite, Kipling has found and used one other tag 
 from Emerson which is effective. 1 
 
 " The Last Department " 4 is a vigorous exercise 
 in the style of Fitzgerald and Omar Khayyam ; a 
 Mahomedan student in the story " On the City Wall " 5 
 quotes Dickens and Nicholas Nickleby. " Baa Baa 
 Black Sheep " heads a chapter with four of the best 
 lines of Clough but they are strangely labelled " The 
 City of Dreadful Night," and are ascribed apparently 
 to James Thomson, who is more correctly quoted in 
 The Light that Failed. One of the best lines of 
 Matthew Arnold's " The unplumbed salt estranging 
 sea " appears in another story always the best, that 
 is the point, " choice Latin, picked phrase, Tully's 
 every word. No gaudy ware, like Gandolf's second 
 line : Tully, my masters ! Ulpian serves his need ! " 
 
 1 " The Masque of Plenty." a Page 45. 
 
 Vide the lines prefixed to " The Children of the Zodiac." 
 
 * In D. D. 6 Page 144.
 
 KIPLING 133 
 
 But to return from this long digression on Kipling's 
 literary education to the three soldiers. It is not 
 beer, Bible, and flag which inspires the study of 
 officers and privates called " His Private Honour," l 
 nor " The Courtship of Dinah Shadd." This story 
 contains, I suppose, the best piece of rhetoric in 
 Kipling the drunken Irishwoman's curse when Mul- 
 vaney takes Dinah instead of her dubious daughter ; 
 it is just native Irish eloquence, someone may say, 
 and Kipling is merely reporting it very probably, 
 but at least he has a perfect flair for the best rhetoric, 
 none the less good, all the better, rather, because it 
 falls from illiterate lips and fades away at last into 
 an unwilling and Balaam-like blessing. 
 
 But next to the soldier Kipling loves the sea and 
 the sailor ; best of all the modern scientific sailor, 
 the engineer. But not him only the sailor for him- 
 self the common, vulgar, hard-drinking sailor. There 
 is " Captains Courageous " there is the extraordin- 
 arily vivid study of the Eastern seas called ' ' The 
 Disturber of Traffic." 8 In a similar vein are, " The 
 Rhyme of the Three Sealers " ; 4 " The Last Chan- 
 tey " ; " The Bell Buoy " ; " The Rhyme of the 
 Three Captains," " The Mary Gloster" About this 
 last ballad I have noted a little but very entertaining 
 article by Mr. Lewis Freeman, the American, in Land 
 and Water. It is addressed to " British Merchant 
 Captains." 7 
 
 After the common sailor comes the skilled sailor ; 
 then mechanical engineers, and engineering in general, 
 and science in general. I have said enough about 
 this already. It is for many people Kipling's title to 
 fame, though I am only ranking it as the fourth of 
 his titles. There are stories and verses too numerous 
 
 1 Many Inventions. * Life's Handicap. 
 
 M.I. * The Seven Seas. S.S. 
 
 The Five Nations. 
 
 7 Land and Water, August 17, 1916, p. 16. (See "The Mary 
 Gloster," pp. 185, 186, 187, 188.)
 
 184 KIPLING 
 
 to record properly under this head : " The Ship That 
 Found Herself," x etc., and a host of others. The 
 man who wrote these things would have been a com- 
 petent mechanic if fate had not made him a journalist. 
 No mere craft of journalism could have inspired the 
 verve with which this journalist celebrates the last 
 theme of prose and poetry the triumph of science. 
 
 I come to the next tap ; the children's tap. The 
 cry is back to Christianity, but all the world has long 
 ago returned, in the matter of child worship, to the 
 wisdom of Christianity's founder. Kipling is not 
 the first at that shrine but he worships well ; far 
 more agreeably than Dickens. I suppose a third of 
 his work is devoted to children and dear to them ; 
 Puck of Pook's Hill and Rewards and Fairies are 
 specially for children, most readable though they be 
 to everyone with a little sanctified common sense 
 and a love of history. 
 
 Besides these two books there are isolated stories 
 elsewhere. " They," e.g., the story of the dead 
 children who gather round the beautiful Sussex house 
 (under Chanctonbury Ring), of the maiden lady who 
 is blind and has no other consolation but the sound 
 of their voices and the rustle of their clothes, and who 
 keeps open house and open nursery and play-room 
 for them. They have been excused " from the 
 Father's Face " to visit her because she loved much. 
 " Shall I that have suffered the children to come to 
 me hold them against their will," says the introduc- 
 tory verse. Not much beer and flag about that 
 verse, by the way, though something of the Bible, 
 and none the worse on that account. 
 
 These books and stories appear to me to be sound 
 and wholesome and first-rate reading for childhood ; 
 though I am aware that they appear light and frothy 
 and sentimental to the more severe taste of Americans. 
 Once upon a time I was sitting on a summer afternoon 
 beneath Cheyenne Mt., in Colorado, and above the 
 
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 sun-flecked prairies, writing my luminous, I beg 
 pardon my voluminous essay on Herodotus, while 
 my wife discoursed George Macdonald's At the Back 
 of the North Wind to the children. A visitor was 
 announced, and a member of our common profession 
 with her youthful American daughter of ten years of 
 age. '* I am surprised," she said severely, " that you 
 allow these sentimental things to be read to your 
 children Elizabeth here sit up Elizabeth, love is 
 reading Arts and Crafts of the Middle Ages." Poor 
 Elizabeth ! And then we are surprised that American 
 women grow up callous ! that even one of the best of 
 them sees nothing more in the most chivalrous and 
 romantic and disinterested war ever waged than just 
 a dog-fight and a mix-up of drunken rowdies ; or at 
 the best, arts and crafts of the Middle Ages. The 
 intellectuals have no intelligence the spring and 
 source of all intelligence is denied them, sympathy ; 
 knowledge at one main entrance quite cut off. 
 
 The next tap is part of this a double-jointed tap 
 with two faucets, the cool water of history and the 
 warm water of animal stories ; the most popular, I 
 suppose, of all Kipling's taps, and running freely 
 through all his books. 
 
 Through the two Jungle Books first and foremost, 
 but through all. Everyone knows the Mowgli stories, 
 based, like everything in Kipling, I presume, on fact. 
 The Romans are not likely to have invented Mowgli, 
 they found him that is all. 
 
 Then there is the story of " Kaa's " hunting the 
 story of the fascination exercised by the python upon 
 monkeys ; upon the Bandarlog. Kipling, like the 
 rest of us, does not like monkeys they are painfully 
 suggestive of man's history, whether it be his rise or 
 his fall. His verses, had they been written yesterday, 
 might have been taken as a satire at the expense of 
 the Allies and for the glorification of Germany. The 
 Bandarlog have all the foibles of the Allies before the 
 war they dream and chatter, and have no law, no
 
 136 KIPLING 
 
 order, no settled purpose, no foreign policy only 
 " brightest transports, choicest prayers which bloom 
 their hour and fade " nothing but idealism empty, 
 luxurious, self-indulgent imaginations which are not 
 the seed of action, but begin and end in themselves ; 
 and with these also many personal remarks and per- 
 sonal squabbles. Read the " Road Song of the 
 Bandarlog in the Tree Tops." 1 
 
 Then there is " Rikkitikki, the Mongoose." 2 There 
 is " The Undertakers " ; 8 " The Red Dog " ; 4 " The 
 Bridge Builders," already quoted in another con- 
 nection ; 6 " Oonts " (the Camels) ; 6 the cat and 
 rat in " Below the Mill Dam " ; 7 " The Walking 
 Delegate " (the horse) ; 8 and " The Maltese Cat " 
 (the polo pony), 9 and " My Lord the Elephant." 10 
 " Moti Guy, the Mutineer," n also an elephant 
 story. 
 
 There is also and better perhaps than most of the 
 other animal stories " In the Rukh," 12 a vivid picture 
 of the Indian forest and its occupants and its German 
 chief forester. Kipling has some appreciation, 
 necessarily, of German efficiency, and his usual sym- 
 pathy in painting rapidly the high lights of character 
 and conversation. There is little French, by the 
 way, in Kipling's books, only in The Light that Failed, 
 and yet with his instantaneous comprehension and 
 insight he has, since the war began, caught the spirit 
 of France, and his verses to France 13 might have been 
 written no better had he spent half a lifetime reading 
 French history. Read " Broke to Every Known 
 Mischance," p. 1, of France at War. 
 
 Now I turn on the seventh tap England ; espec- 
 ially the Southern counties and of the Southern 
 
 1 1st Jungle Book or Songs from Books, pp. 92-93. 
 
 2 1st Jungle Book. 3 2nd Jungle Book. 
 4 2nd Jungle Book. 5 D W. 
 
 6 D.D. i T. and D. 8 D.W. 
 
 9 D.W. 10 M.I. w- L.H. 
 
 18 M.I. 13 in p mnce
 
 KIPLING 137 
 
 counties the pleasant county of Sussex a point of 
 contact between Tennyson and Kipling the last 
 real laureate and the real present laureate ; Sussex 
 runs in the verses of each ; Kipling celebrates it in 
 Puck of Pook's Hill y and in Rewards and Fairies, and 
 in The Five Nations, but England generally is the 
 burden of " The Song in Springtime " l and of " The 
 Broken Men." ' Of a different key but belonging to 
 the same organ are the well-known, often quoted 
 verses in The Seven Seas 3 and " The English Flag." 4 
 I must not quote those household words to this 
 academic audience. I will only remark in passing 
 that here is a vivid statement of the bald fact at 
 which the German rages and scoffs that our Empire, 
 like the Kingdom of Heaven, came not with obser- 
 vation, that it came not as his with far sight and 
 foresight, through the scheming and lying of his 
 Government for forty years, nay for seventy-five 
 years : through its paternal remittances to German 
 traders : through bonuses and bounties : but came 
 just of itself, with no Government's thought or aid, 
 broadly speaking ; by the restless energy of the race, 
 the spirit of adventure : these are just good songs of 
 patriotism. 
 
 And this tap also may be described as another 
 double tap, for here comes in what some simple souls 
 have fondly imagined to be all that there is in Kipling, 
 and wherefore arid, acid, acrid souls have intellect- 
 ually berated him the Imperial thought one of his 
 minor thoughts, unless I am mistaken, and only 
 magnified into his chief thought by radical bitterness. 
 
 " What should they know of England who only 
 England know ? " was Kipling's sufficient answer ; 
 but no man with a heart and soul thinks first and 
 foremost of politics, or writes chiefly of such vapid 
 and external trappings. 
 
 Imperialism is the opposite of a narrow national- 
 
 1 D.D. F.N. 
 
 * " A Song of the English," In Barrack Room Ballads.
 
 138 KIPLING 
 
 ism and a parochial know-nothing-ism : that is all 
 so far as I can discover after forty-five years 
 that Imperialism, either here in Canada or in Great 
 Britain, means or has ever meant for the quiet 
 people who have accepted that word. 
 
 In the South African tales is included The Captive, 
 and in The Captive is a different note ; a new note : 
 Kipling's American note. I have mentioned Dickens 
 once or twice ; it is impossible to speak of Kipling's 
 American studies without thinking of Dickens ; the 
 parallel is in some respects so close. Here are two 
 Englishmen, the idols of their own people, who have 
 taken occasion to visit America and to write of 
 America not always or at first with cordial appre- 
 ciation or with unstinted acceptance. Dickens wrote 
 bitter things about American manners, American 
 advertising, and spread-eagle oratory ; American 
 dollar-hunting ; but the vitality and human nature 
 or democratic spirit of his works so endeared him to 
 America, as a superior, as an infinitely greater Walt 
 Whitman, that it overlooked his scoffs and took him 
 to its broad heart and keeps him there. Similarly 
 with the vitality and human nature of Kipling : no 
 living English author exists says Mr. Elmer More, 
 the American critic for a plain American car con- 
 ductor except Kipling. " I s'pose you've heard that 
 Kipling has been very ill ; he ought to be the next 
 poet laureate ; he don't follow no beaten track ; he 
 cuts a road for himself every time right through, and 
 a mighty good road it is," said the conductor to a 
 visiting Englishman in New York ; and so America 
 forgave his scoffs. The resourcefulness of the 
 American ; his science, and his humour, appeal 
 irresistibly to Kipling ; and such stories as The 
 Captive (the American who invented a machine gun 
 and sold it to the Boers and fought with it against 
 the British in South Africa) are as wholly appreciative 
 of the American captive, and his point of view, as of 
 the British point of view. The Captive is very
 
 KIPLING 189 
 
 American and very diverting ; not least so in his 
 criticisms of his countrywomen. 
 
 I have found nine lamps for Kipling ; let me find 
 a few more to outshine definitely the seven churches 
 and the lamps of architecture. 
 
 There is the tenth lamp of philosophy. I really 
 mean philosophy ; good pragmatist philosophy, the 
 only philosophy of value ethics. Kipling is a moral- 
 ist, like all his countrymen. 
 
 He is a moralist, even if his is not exactly the com- 
 plete and perfect morality of the New Testament ; 
 there is morality for men if not for women, for lay- 
 men if not for ecclesiastics, running through all his 
 books side by side with the running beer and waving 
 flag : the stern and masculine morality which consists 
 in courage, honesty, truth-speaking, and hard work. 
 ;t Never tell a lie and never borrow money J " was 
 Richard Burton's compendium for life, to each of his 
 sons, when he called him into his study, at the age of 
 fifteen or thereabouts, before launching him on the 
 world. Kipling has the primary and essential moral- 
 ities of the earlier dispensation. If his books lack 
 something of the secondary and more exquisite 
 refinements of Christian morality, still even these 
 were intended we have reason to believe to supple- 
 ment, complete, and fulfil, not to destroy and super- 
 sede the earlier groundwork : and even in the secondary 
 moralities he does not offend like some of his con- 
 temporaries, whom we have been discussing. 
 
 I have quoted " If " already, and " The Bolivar " 
 already. I will illustrate Kipling's ethics instead, 
 negatively, by quoting Tomlinson and 4 The Con- 
 version of Aurelius McGoffin." l 
 
 This is the sort of stuff which makes Kipling good 
 reading for academic souls, for souls oblivious of an 
 older and wider creed, who have taken in its place 
 Tolstoy or Ibsen or some other vain babbler. His 
 poems were written for our learning, for us academic 
 1 Plain Tales from the Hill*, pp. 151, etc.
 
 140 KIPLING 
 
 persons who have no action, who have words only ; 
 whose lives are chronicled by words and dated by 
 theories ; in this year the Professor developed that 
 epoch-making theory, etc. (now forgotten), in that 
 year he fired off those epigrams (Paris still keeps those 
 hot chestnuts on sale), in the third he discovered a 
 new philosophy which lasted for two sessions and 
 almost persuaded some young students not to be 
 Christians. We are the people for whom the curious 
 text was written " by your words ye shall be justified 
 and by your words ye shall be condemned " : most 
 merciful and also most just of texts : since we have 
 only words whereby we can be judged, whether for 
 acquittal or condemnation. It is salutary, therefore, 
 for us above other men, to read the author who 
 makes light of books and theories and reflection, of 
 everything but action. 
 
 The crew of the Bolivar were men of action. Tom- 
 linson was perhaps a Professor of Greek. Another 
 Tomlinson by the way another Professor of Greek 
 has been quoting lately, apropos of the war, a 
 remark of Lord Melbourne's, " all the damned fools 
 were on one side and all the clever fellows on the 
 other, and by George, Sir, the damned fools were 
 right ! >! Kipling has generally been among the 
 damned fools who were right ; he has much sym- 
 pathy with damned fools because he knows they are 
 apt to be right in this insoluble world. He has very 
 imperfect sympathy with the clever fellows and the 
 Professors of Greek they are unintelligent intellect- 
 uals and intellectual neutrals ; understand every- 
 thing except human nature. The Germans, as the 
 chief " intellectuals," have the least intelligence, but 
 Miss Jane Addams sometimes makes a good second 
 and Mr. Bernard Shaw a bad third. 
 
 You can divine from this reference to Mr. Shaw all 
 the limitations of Kipling. I can recollect no examples 
 of irony in Kipling though irony be one of the choicest 
 flowers of literature again, there is none of that
 
 KIPLING 141 
 
 arch-egotism which is also a super-advertisement for 
 its author there are no parlour tricks and posturings 
 and intellectual stunts, pour tpater le bourgeois. 
 
 I can find with a little seeking an eleventh lamp 
 religion. Kipling is like Whittier in this, that he has 
 written a good hymn or two and knows his Isaiah 
 to some purpose. 1 Unlike Whittier in this, that his 
 good hymns are not his only good work, his only con- 
 tribution to literature. 
 
 Well, I said at the beginning that this lecture was 
 unnecessary and belated, and so it is. But after all, 
 the war with all its horrors and its heroism will pass ; 
 and all things will settle down again and slumber, 
 and the world will be again somewhat as it was 
 before, all things will be peaceful and people will 
 imagine they have always been so : and Dr. Bridges 
 will chirrup his melodies again, and we shall have 
 new idle singers of new empty days : and then 
 Kipling will be again a good recipe : a reminder that 
 the great days of Canada though over were once 
 here : for there is the doctrine ancient, simple, true, 
 which Socrates died expounding. Socrates hated 
 tall talk and poetry and almost all poets except 
 Homer, especially Meletus, an Athenian Richard le 
 Gallienne, perhaps : and he loved grotesque and 
 homely illustrations : so as he sat in prison on his 
 truckle bed, rubbing his legs and restoring the cir- 
 culation which the chains had arrested ; he chose 
 his legs for his parable " My friends, what a strange 
 thing is pain and pleasure one cannot well get the 
 one without finding the other also ; these my legs 
 were suffering from the chains and now they give me 
 pleasure, etc., etc." But so also in much larger 
 things than those Socratic shanks ; war and religion, 
 horrors and heroism, vice and virtue, go and come 
 together : and these that have been the years of 
 horror and despair have been also the great years 
 of Canada : her heroic youth : her youth spent in 
 
 1 The Captive.
 
 142 KIPLING 
 
 fighting against the very different youth, the wild- 
 oats youth of Germany. 
 
 It is certain now that this war is not to last any 
 longer. 1 War is necessarily a transition, but that does 
 not prevent it from marking, like other transitions, 
 the culminating point of human virtue, like Pericles' 
 rule in Athens which was the last outburst of great 
 living for Athens : the precursor of a period of 
 decadence : of moral decay and intellectual brilliancy. 
 The horrors of war seem to go hand-in-hand with the 
 highest standards of conduct which human nature in 
 the mass can reach : it gives us martyrs who are not 
 agitators, and saints who are neither self-willed nor 
 self-seeking : young men who are quite unconscious 
 that they have any affinity with saint or martyr and 
 yet are Canada's martyrs and saints. 
 
 And in conclusion, here is a morality, just as a 
 conclusion because after all Kipling is a moralist first 
 and foremost, and didactic beyond everything else. 
 You will find it in " They," 2 pp. 300-301. 
 
 If for an old woman's moralizing Kipling lost his 
 way, we may for Kipling lose perhaps, for one even- 
 ing our academic ways : and bear with this vulgar 
 journalist who has redeemed his profession and his 
 class : surely none too soon : sorely they needed 
 redemption : journalism has well-nigh destroyed 
 literature. But in Kipling it has done something at 
 least to replace what it has destroyed. He has 
 magnified the sons of Martha with such passion and 
 aptness of expression that he has pleased the sons of 
 Mary also and deserved well of literature. 
 
 1 Written while the war was still in progress. 
 T. and D.
 
 CHAPTER VI 
 PLATONISTS AND ARISTOTELIANS 
 
 IT is a proverbial fact, poignant also and entertaining 
 yet quite intelligible, that an author is generally 
 the worst judge, interpreter, and expounder of his 
 own work. Virgil fancied himself a philosopher and 
 wanted to burn the ^Eneid. Wordsworth never knew 
 when he was inspired and when he drivelled. Tenny- 
 son throws no light, only added darkness, on difficult 
 Tennysoniana. Browning frankly left the oracles in 
 Browningese to the Browning clubs. 
 
 It is, therefore, only to be expected that the last 
 interpreter of our Coleridgian yv^n will be Coleridge 
 himself. I have looked for an explanation at any 
 rate in Coleridge and have found less than nothing ; 
 nothing would have left me at liberty to say that 
 Coleridge obviously meant what I suppose him to 
 have meant : what I actually found, however, were 
 a few words which seemed to me inept and insig- 
 nificant. I have forgotten entirely now what these 
 words were only the impression of their insigni- 
 ficance remains. 
 
 Now the worst of this is that it opens the door for 
 the enemy to blaspheme, for the scoffer to rejoice. 
 Accordingly, some of my cherished colleagues I am 
 told and can well believe it, it is so colleagiate have 
 at once pronounced the distinction a mare's nest, 
 originally intended to form part of those lines which 
 the poet indited " to a young ass." There is no 
 valid distinction, only a distinction without a differ- 
 ence, between Aristotle and Plato ; so runs the col- 
 leagiate criticism. 
 
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 144 PLATONISTS AND ARISTOTELIANS 
 
 Nevertheless, because I also am a colleague, I 
 desire for a few moments to attempt to describe the 
 impressions which, as I conjecture, hovered vaguely 
 before Coleridge's mind, when he uttered the famous 
 words. Although, like a true poet, he could seize 
 only the oracle to which he was inspired and not the 
 grounds of it : he could interpret, I mean, only the 
 divine mind (the conclusions, the large results of 
 thought which seemed to come to him ready-made) 
 and not his own mind : not, that is, the various 
 detailed considerations on which the large results 
 ultimately hung. Coleridge was like the untrained, 
 unscientific judge in the oft-quoted story, who could 
 be depended upon for sound conclusions, but went 
 quite astray, if he attempted to analyse his con- 
 clusions into their premises. 
 
 What then did Coleridge mean ? Not surely that 
 the actual conclusions and creeds of the two men 
 are very unlike ; for after all their politics, though 
 different, are not contrary ; a conservative democrat 
 and an aristocrat are not antithetically opposed : nor 
 is their religion different in essentials ; though Plato 
 never emptied his religion or his God of morality, as 
 Aristotle empties them. Each seems again to have 
 believed in an immortality of an impersonal Oriental 
 and Buddhist character : the dew-drop slips into the 
 shining sea. The distinction must rather lie in their 
 methods, their pre-suppositions, their temperaments. 
 
 1. And first and foremost Plato generalizes : Aris- 
 totle distinguishes : here is a vital difference of 
 method and of temperament : 6 awonnxot; diafoxrix6<; 
 says Plato, 6 di ^ ov : the philosopher generalizes : 
 he who does not is no philosopher. But with Aris- 
 totle the cry is for distinction : let us distinguish : 
 the world cannot distinguish : that is what separates 
 the world from the elect ; but also, I may add, in a 
 secondary degree Plato from Aristotle. 
 
 Illustrations crowd into the mind and could be 
 multiplied almost indefinitely to prove that Plato
 
 PLATONISTS AND ARISTOTELIANS 145 
 
 overlooks differences, while Aristotle is apt to make 
 distinctions where there is no difference. Plato con- 
 founds virtue with art and art with virtue : he 
 identifies the honest man with the man who makes a 
 patent safe : he insists that cooks should have a 
 moral purpose : virtue with knowledge (how often it 
 is rather ignorance, as with the Romans) : virtue 
 with virtue, all being alike soluble into knowledge; 
 so that courage is identified with temperance, besides 
 being the same virtue in man and woman ; and 
 temperance conversely is the brave resistance to 
 pleasure : art with artist (art only seeks its patient's 
 good; therefore the artist only seeks his patient's 
 good ; the doctor does not practise for a living but 
 for his patient's living) : religion with morality : 
 man with God : consciousness with the processes of 
 replenishment and evacuation which produce pleasure 
 and pain (so that pleasure and pain is each called 
 unreal by Plato according to the replenishment or 
 the hunger of the body accompanying them). Plato 
 confounds the human shepherd with the shepherd of 
 sheep (each practises his art only for the sheep's 
 sake) : man with woman : man and woman with 
 pigeons, dogs and horses : and all knowledge with 
 a priori mathematics. Rarely, very rarely, is Plato 
 betrayed into an unnecessary and unreal distinction, 
 such as that between the art of pay and the art of 
 healing, the two separate arts which nevertheless every 
 doctor unites. And this, obviously, only because he 
 has previously failed to distinguish between the aim 
 of medicine and the aim of the medical man, and has 
 laid himself open to the charge that he never paid his 
 doctor's bills : he is compelled to save himself from 
 that injurious imputation to explain that his doctor 
 qua doctor, rendered no bills, but only qua trades- 
 man : he paid the tradesman's bill but not the 
 doctor's : a distinction without a difference to a 
 practical tradesman-doctor. In Plato finally, action 
 and contemplation are ever united in the ideal life 
 
 MM 10
 
 146 PLATONISTS AND ARISTOTELIANS 
 
 of his guardians as in his own strenuous and would-be 
 practical essays at statesmanship in Sicily in un- 
 happy Sicily. 
 
 But Aristotle is always refining : virtue is very 
 properly distinguished from art : politics still more 
 shrewdly separated from medicine and the more 
 normal and legitimate arts : the human shepherd 
 from the shepherd of sheep : the good man from the 
 good citizen. (Quaintly enough to our notions ; for 
 his good man is the mild, colourless character ; his 
 good citizen is the full four-square, all-round efficient 
 man.) One of his best distinctions never out-of-date 
 is the distinction which Plato overlooked in his 
 desperate attempt to ignore the difference between 
 meum and tuum, the distinction between meum and 
 nostrum ; another is the distinction ever needing to 
 be re-affirmed in some form or other against Comtists 
 or other modern fanatics, between selfishness and 
 selfishness : between selfishness the vice, the loving 
 of oneself at the expense of others, and the selfishness 
 which is no vice, the simple love of life and self : thus 
 the craving for immortality, e.g. by interpretation, is 
 not selfish : only for immortality at the cost of 
 others : or for honour and a good name at the cost 
 of others : " soit mon nom fletri," a Danton may 
 naturally exclaim, because he adds "si la France soit 
 libre," but no man otherwise need desire to be accursed 
 or annihilated. There is martyrdom and martyrdom : 
 martyrdom for the sake of others and martyrdom for 
 martyrdom's sake, this latter a very selfish unselfish- 
 ness, because it is at the expense of others, the per- 
 secutors ; and so on : I am developing Aristotle. 
 
 Or again in his chapter on Phaleas, desires are for 
 three things : for daily bread ; for champagne and 
 sweetbreads ; for the things of the soul, power, 
 knowledge, fame, divine worship : the economist 
 solves only the meanest and tha smallest difficulties, 
 when he has successfully provided every man with 
 three square meals a day. The medical man in his
 
 PLATONISTS AND ARISTOTELIANS 147 
 
 own house is a very different being much less cool 
 and trustworthy an adviser from the medical man 
 in his patient's house. Government by rule and pre- 
 cedent is a very different thing weaker alike and 
 stronger from government by individual will and 
 personal initiative : again monarchy and each other 
 form of Government has various species under the 
 one genus. There are five spurious forms of courage, 
 of varying degrees of spuriousness, besides the true 
 form ; and the true form, in spite of Plato, is not the 
 same for a man as for a woman : it is less patient than 
 hers, less enduring, more drastic, and more dramatic. 
 The human creature is carefully distinguished from 
 the brute creation, and also masculine from feminine 
 employments and duties. There are slaves and 
 slaves : slaves who should be free men and free men 
 who should be slaves ; for the Greek is quite distinct 
 from the barbarian, even as he is at the other end 
 distinct from the gods. Contemplation befits the 
 latter the gods and a few of the diviner men 
 philosophers : action befits the rest of men : the 
 action again must aim partly at pleasure ; but much 
 more at activity for its owner's sake or the State's 
 sake : and the two the pleasure and the activity of 
 which it is the reflex can very properly be distin- 
 guished; just as also morality can be sharply dis- 
 tinguished from religion ; for morality is of the 
 earth, earthy : a means only of keeping the brain 
 clear and wholesome, swept and garnished, that 
 religion may enter in and that by means thereof a 
 man may follow the divine life and may think upon 
 thought. 
 
 2. I come next to minor and secondary distinctions 
 between the two men ; already more or less implied. 
 Plato represents pure mathematicians : Aristotle the 
 students of the physical and natural sciences. Plato, 
 I mean, represents a priori reasoning, and Aristotle 
 experience. Plato thinks that all science, even 
 applied mathematics, even astronomy, can be best
 
 148 PLATONISTS AND ARISTOTELIANS 
 
 studied, after a short introduction in the form of 
 observation, without instruments and without experi- 
 ments and without observation : instruments and 
 experiments will indeed positively mislead the student, 
 for they will show that the coarse world of matter 
 does not follow very closely the laws and principles 
 of mathematical generalization : that the actual 
 ellipses of the actual planets are imperfect, as im- 
 perfect as heard melodies compared with the unheard 
 and ideal ; but if the actual ellipses are imperfect, so 
 much the worse for the actual planets ; let the 
 mathematician return to the law of the planets, the 
 ideal of the planets, the faith and spirit of the planets, 
 and not be disturbed by their vain and sinful works ; 
 which, in the nature of things, can never correspond 
 with their ideals, though nearer indeed to their ideals 
 than the human creature ever comes to his ideal. 
 
 Nay, so wide is Plato's faith in mathematical 
 generalizations that he brings the elementary in- 
 stitutions of human society, the marriage in due 
 season of each new generation of citizens, within the 
 range of astronomical science, and we are treated to 
 abstruse speculations about the nuptial number, or 
 about the 729 times by which the aristocrat is happier 
 than the tyrant. Of course he is more than half 
 joking, but the joking shows how he hankers after 
 mathematical explanations of the problems of politics. 
 
 Aristotle has scant faith in these vague general 
 ideals ; this universal good or God which informs all 
 things that are good : sometimes he has no faith even 
 in those general propositions which are the conditions 
 of all argument : e.g., he sets before you in one 
 passage (of great moment for apiarists) the moving 
 doubt, " do bees swarm when a warming pan is 
 beaten because they like the noise or because they 
 fear it ? " but the controversial spirit thus aroused 
 does not prevent him from adding cheerfully in the 
 next breath, " after all, perhaps they do not hear it 
 at all." He is quite dispassionate, quite contented
 
 PLATONISTS AND ARISTOTELIANS 149 
 
 even though his experiments are neither as Bacon 
 would say lucifera nor fructifera : in the same quite 
 cautious matter-of-fact vein he resists co-education 
 and the rights of women, not on principle, not on 
 metaphysics, but with the homely and prosaic argu- 
 ment, " some one must keep house and attend to 
 the larder : who else will do it ? " 
 
 I mean that Aristotle has great interest in details 
 and in special individual facts ; and is not at all con- 
 cerned to get facts out of which large deductions can 
 be drawn : any fact, even a negative one, is interesting 
 to his strictly scientific and severely sober temper- 
 ament. One amazing example of this is worth 
 quoting : all philosophy has been full of the thought 
 that it is not truth but the search for truth which 
 repays men ; which soothes life and sweetens it 
 until it becomes at least tolerable ; but Aristotle 
 makes no such limitations, admits no such hesitation. 
 If the search be pleasant, he says audaciously, it is 
 reasonable to suppose that the goal is still pleasanter : 
 a prophecy, surely, only true of the collector, of the 
 man of science interested in details and in mul- 
 titudinous collections of details ; who is satisfied to 
 exhaust some science and to complete some collection, 
 though he be as far as ever from broad generalizations 
 and from any large understanding of himself or life ; 
 who is satisfied to perfect his collection of certain 
 shells from the seashore, without vain speculations 
 upon sea, or shore, or the wherefore of shells, and 
 shore, and sea. 
 
 8. In the third place because Plato reasons a 
 priori and Aristotle is an empiricist it follows that 
 Plato is idealist against the realism of Aristotle. An 
 interesting side-light on this head is presented by 
 their treatment of the perennial and modern difficulty, 
 the elementary school and its social influences. The 
 idealist aristocrat though he be had enough natural 
 sentiment in him to wish to unite all classes, at least 
 in childhood, in common schools ; or at any rate in
 
 150 PLATONISTS AND ARISTOTELIANS 
 
 common games : it was the democrat whose caution 
 and whose realism led him jealously to separate 
 the children of the free from contact with slave 
 children and their games, lest one of these little ones 
 should be contaminated ; and should contract vulgar 
 and commercial ideas in his games ; the idea of 
 trading, for example, I suppose. 
 
 This is sometimes made the distinction between 
 Plato and Aristotle. So, for example, Professor 
 Munsterberg, in his entertaining book on " American 
 Traits," makes this distinction of idealism or real- 
 ism the one fundamental distinction between races 
 and individuals. He writes : " the realist is demo- 
 cratic, the idealist aristocratic ; the realist is cos- 
 mopolitan, the idealist national and imperialistic ; 
 the realist seeks his goal in liberty, the idealist in 
 justice. They are the two poles of mankind : the 
 realism of the man the idealism of the woman in 
 every noble household " or perhaps vice versa to-day in 
 some less normal but not less noble households : 
 " and so, in history, in Plato and Aristotle we feel at 
 once the typical expression of the two great tendencies. 
 Plato, says Goethe, fills the world with his ideals, but 
 Aristotle works with material already given " ; that 
 is, Aristotle, as I understand it, accommodates him- 
 self to facts and accepts because they seem to be the 
 facts of the past such horrors as infanticide, abor- 
 tion, and slavery, much more readily than Plato and 
 is much more disposed to conserve ancient wrongs, 
 because they are ancient. Plato is more disposed to 
 dash himself and his hopes to pieces upon the iron 
 walls of fact, in deference to the supremacy of ideals, 
 the supremacy of the inner voice over outer experi- 
 ence. Each exhibits the characteristic weakness of 
 the conservative respectively and of the reformer. 
 
 But to return to Professor Munsterberg. If he be 
 right, I ought to make here a fourth distinction, and 
 dub Plato an Imperialist and Nationalist, and Aris- 
 totle a Cosmopolitan or Humanitarian. Perhaps
 
 PLATONISTS AND ARISTOTELIANS 151 
 
 even I might take a poll on the Philippine question, 
 or the future of Canada, to test beyond any cavil the 
 accuracy of the proposition that every man is by 
 nature a Platonist or an Aristotelian ; but I think 
 I will let this stand over ; for I feel some perplexity. 
 The truth is that in our British politics at least 
 Nationalist and Imperialist are not always synony- 
 mous but are sometimes antithetical terms : and 
 besides I have other scruples about this particular 
 distinction, suggestive and racy though it be. 
 
 For I sometimes think that Plato in spite of his 
 sympathy with the eternal feminine is less national- 
 istic, less narrowly Hellenic than Aristotle ; that 
 Aristotle is more friendly to Greek Imperialism and 
 the Greek conquest of barbarians than was Plato ; 
 that Plato in fact was not only " a little Athenian," 
 rather than an Athenian Imperialist, but even was 
 nearer to being " a little Hellene " than was Aris- 
 totle. Aristotle indeed, if the Aristotelian scholar 
 Oncken be right, was not Alexander's tutor for 
 nothing. 
 
 It is safer at any rate to take some other distinc- 
 tions which follow more certainly and more obviously 
 from the distinctions already noted. 4. Plato then 
 is revolutionary ; Aristotle is conservative. 5. Plato 
 is constructive and creative ; Aristotle is only critical. 
 6. Plato is, in one sense at least of that much-abused 
 word, practical, while Aristotle is only speculative. 
 
 I mean that Plato has a platform ; has changes 
 to propose ; wide-reaching reforms, nay revolutions 
 to champion ; hopes and faiths that the end is not 
 yet ; that as Hellas has scandalized the barbarians 
 by her naked games, yet has, within her own borders 
 at least, lived down the scandal, so other changes 
 undreamed of yet such as co-education will be the 
 household words of later Athenians ; for the whole 
 world is in evolution. But Aristotle is practical only 
 in the lower sense that he had no high dreams, no 
 vast changes to propose, nothing to give us on practical
 
 152 PLATONISTS AND ARISTOTELIANS 
 
 matters but a string of dnoQiai, a string of pros and 
 cons, from which it seems that everything worth 
 discovering is discovered already pretty well ; though 
 there are some minor combinations and permutations 
 which might be tried without impropriety. For 
 Aristotle is the practical man without faith in meta- 
 physics and with only that tolerably common sense 
 which, under such circumstances, poets and Platonists 
 have found intolerable : or, per contra, to quote 
 Goethe against Coleridge, if it be true that the clever 
 man finds everything wrong in the world and the 
 wise man nothing, Aristotle, measured by Goethe's 
 standard, was the wise Conservative, Plato only the 
 clever Radical. 
 
 Plato, says Mr. Benn acutely, had he not been a 
 philosopher would have been a statesman or a soldier : 
 Aristotle would have been a speculative surgeon, or, 
 in these days, a research fellow in some modern 
 science-ridden University. Even Plato's injustice to 
 poetry, to which Aristotle is so just and even generous, 
 is, I think, only the poet's sense of the defects of his 
 own temperament ; it is the literary man's con- 
 fession of the manifold foibles of literature. It is 
 very fortunate under these circumstances that the 
 disinterested and unpoetic observer came to the 
 rescue of Poetry and placed her on her pedestal above 
 history, from which the self-tormenting doubts of 
 poets like Plato are less likely now to dethrone her. 
 The same thing, by the way, has happened in English 
 literature over again : the best defence of poetry 
 comes from Bacon of all men, one of the most prosaic 
 of Englishmen and the nearest in spirit to the Bacon 
 of Stagirus whom he so undutifully depreciated. 
 
 7. Perhaps it also follows that Plato is more human 
 and generous and Aristotle more impersonal and 
 scientific and callous : Plato the natural man and 
 Aristotle the student. Plato like Schiller in German 
 literature the man of action (he certainly tried 
 hard to be a man of action) Aristotle, like Goethe,
 
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 the thinker : the devotee of self-culture. Plato is 
 the missionary, ardent to seek and to save that which 
 is lost, even though it be only common clay, fitted to 
 make but vessels of dishonour : Aristotle is, like his 
 own epicurean gods, careless of the great bulk of 
 mankind. The aristocrat was, as often in this 
 complex world, the practical philanthropist : the 
 theoretic democrat was less intent upon serving 
 common people. 
 
 8. It is no contradiction to this to say that Aris- 
 totle is anthropocentric, and therefore, in a sense 
 human, where Plato is theological ; Aristotle's caution 
 limits him narrowly to earth : 
 
 "Know thou thy self: presume not God to scan, 
 The proper study of mankind is man." 
 
 But Plato is theological, and yet, or and therefore, 
 more humane, if not more human ; for theology and 
 the humanities (in spite of a few historical quarrels) 
 must stand or fall together, and rest on the same 
 basis. Plato believes, then, that the end of man is 
 to glorify God and to enjoy Him until he be reunited 
 with Him with a glorious man-like God, a being 
 with all human righteousness and more than human 
 intelligence. 
 
 9. Plato then has faith, the faith of the theologian 
 and mystic, against Aristotle's Comtism, or agnosti- 
 cism, or rationalism, or whatever name you give to 
 the euthanasia which Aristotle sought to procure for 
 the poor, old, struggling patient of the philosophers, 
 theology. 
 
 10. Plato has optimism against Aristotle's pessi- 
 mism. 
 
 11. In short the difference between the two men is 
 that which Shelley draws between poetry and science. 
 Poetry, he says, is creative, constructive, imaginative : 
 all good history therefore is poetry (and all scientific 
 or modern history, I presume it follows, is bad 
 history) ; science on the other hand is only analytic.
 
 154 PLATONISTS AND ARISTOTELIANS 
 
 So Plato once more is the poet and Aristotle the man 
 of science, who yet admits the superiority of poetry 
 to one science at least, the science of history. 
 
 I find the same Shelleyan distinction echoed by 
 Dr. Osier in his Science and Immortality, page 34, 
 " Aristotle and Plato, Abelard and St. Bernard, 
 Huxley and Newman, represent in different periods 
 the champions of the intellect and of the emotions." 
 
 12. And Shelley's distinction suggests one other 
 which has indeed already been drawn in the passage 
 which I quoted from Professor Munsterberg. It was 
 Buckle who distinguished woman from man, as the 
 imaginative, deductive, a priori reasoner, feeling her 
 way intuitively, from the man who is inductive, and 
 experimental, and cautious, taking one step at a 
 time. 
 
 The distinction may not be altogether happy, for 
 induction like deduction surely may involve imagin- 
 ation in an extreme degree : but as a distinction 
 between intuition and imagination whether inductive 
 or deductive on the one side, versus facts and cautious 
 step-by-step ascent or descent, from particulars to 
 general propositions or vice versa, it seems to be 
 sound : and if so, Plato's intelligence, in spite of all 
 his distrust of poets and his very modified trust in 
 women, includes the feminine no less than the poetic 
 intelligence, while Aristotle is narrowly masculine in 
 mind. 
 
 13. And if I may make my dozen articles into a 
 baker's dozen and into the number of the Apostles, 
 I feel inclined to add that Plato naturally as the poet, 
 as the theologian, as the man of feminine intuition, 
 is much more concerned to consider " duty " and not 
 happiness (except as the reflex of duty) to be the 
 lawful end and aim of human institutions, and the 
 test of their success ; while Aristotle as the secularist 
 or pessimist, as the cautious, sceptical man of science, 
 enthusiastic only for research and reflection, and not 
 at all disposed to admit many applicants into that
 
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 charmed circle of the elect, Aristotle is much more 
 disposed to welcome anything as so much clear good, 
 if only it increase the pleasures of life for the multitude, 
 none too many even at the best ; and it is all- 
 important therefore with him that an institution 
 should make directly for human happiness. 
 
 And so, while Plato is continually repudiating with 
 indignation the suggestion that he ought to think 
 more of his guardians' happiness and less of their 
 duties, Aristotle is much concerned about their 
 happiness and is not a missionary and has no ruthless 
 spirit of self-sacrifice. Aristotle is not in the same 
 degree at all a forerunner of Christianity, nor 
 a " naidayu-yds ei<; Xgtardv," nor a favourite with 
 Christian churchmen : rather he is as Antiochus, 
 Cicero's teacher, I think, argued or implied the 
 precursor of Epicurus and the Epicureans. 
 
 This may seem a hard saying in the light of Car- 
 dinal Newman's words : 1 " While the world lasts 
 will Aristotle's doctrine on these matters last, for he 
 is the oracle of nature and of truth. While we are 
 men we cannot help to a great extent being Aris- 
 totelians . . . we are his disciples whether we will 
 or no." And there is a passage of somewhat similar 
 purport, I remember, somewhere in the works of a 
 more masculine-minded and more Aristotelian theo- 
 logian, Frederick Robertson. 
 
 Theologians, like other persons, are scandalized by 
 the recklessness of Plato, by vagaries like his com- 
 munism of wives and property, and turn therefrom 
 with relief to the sober sense of Aristotle. Never- 
 theless it remains true that the dogma of theology, as 
 well as the loftiest spirit which theology inspires, the 
 amor theologicus, is of Plato not of Aristotle. Plato 
 exalted Divine righteousness to an equality with 
 Divine intelligence ; Aristotle founded the agnos- 
 ticism which makes of righteousness and of all moral 
 impulses, " regulative " virtues ; human not divine. 
 1 In Idea of a University.
 
 156 PLATONISTS AND ARISTOTELIANS 
 
 In the keen and crucial controversies of the last 
 generation between Dean Mansel and Frederick 
 Maurice to which Mr. Goldwin Smith contributed 
 one of his earliest essays, it was not he only but the 
 natural instinct of all Christians which followed the 
 Cambridge theologian in his Platonism, while all the 
 ecclesiastical dignities of Mansel were not sufficient 
 to Christianize Aristotle. And equally and more 
 obviously the devotion of the missionary the amor 
 theologicus finds its counterpart in Plato ; alike in 
 his theory and in his practice.
 
 CHAPTER VII 
 SOME OXFORD TYPES 
 
 THE life of a University is in a measure exceeding 
 the measure of other human life mortal, tran- 
 sient, passing away. It is so both to the bodily eye, 
 both in respect of the faces and figures which people 
 the colleges and quadrangles, and also to the eye 
 of reflection which takes account, not of faces and 
 figures, but of the deep things of life, of intellectual 
 movements and religious tendencies. We look round 
 after a few years' absence, and often look round in 
 vain, for some doctrine once familiar. We miss after 
 a brief interval all the old landmarks of thought, 
 which made up the intellectual prospect of the place. 
 If, therefore, a man desire to taste something of 
 the profoundest melancholy which the sense of change 
 brings to the sensitive mind, let him re-visit Oxford 
 after a few years' interval. New names are over 
 every door, and the boisterous life of each college, 
 of which so short a time before he and his formed 
 a part, oppresses by its very boisterousness and self- 
 sufficiency. How little he and his are missed ! U n'y 
 a pas d'homme nicessaire. He turns his steps, a trifle 
 less elastic than they used to be, once more to the 
 river-banks to see once more the fairest sight which 
 the outward physical life of any University can offer, 
 the racing of the Eights in May. The banks are 
 alive with men in garish flannel as of old : the barges, 
 as of old, with women in purple and fine linen. Each 
 college boat as it drops down in the cool hush of 
 evening to the starting-point, shows him the familiar 
 colours. There, again, is the scarlet of Magdalen : 
 
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 158 SOME OXFORD TYPES 
 
 the Maltese Cross of Worcester : the red rose of 
 Pembroke passes him again perched upon the boat's 
 bow. But in the midst of it all he is a stranger : 
 not a face the same : save and except that here and 
 there he meets perhaps some belated solitary don, 
 some resident fellow and lecturer, and hails him for 
 a pillar of stability in a world of flux, a splendour 
 among shadows : dtos ninvvrai ral de axiai aiaaovaiv to 
 all of which by the law of human discontent, and the 
 irony of things, the solitary don makes answer only 
 by a doubtful smile which shows that to himself he 
 seems far otherwise : a vessel stranded on life's 
 voyage or ever its sails were fully set; a pelican of 
 the wilderness, an owl of the desert, a sparrow alone 
 upon the house-top. From experiences such as these 
 the returned exile, if he be sensitive to change, will 
 hurry with all speed away, repenting his momentary 
 return, and will be glad, if he be a simple and domestic 
 man, to exchange the glories of Oxford for the squalor 
 of London, for the vulgarity and mediocrity of any 
 town, where only he can find faces that he knows, 
 and friends to welcome him. While if he be instead 
 a philosopher, he will for consolation lay the lesson 
 of the river and the familiar-unfamiliar Eights to 
 heart, and preach himself a sermon on their text, and 
 teach himself that even so upon the bosom of a wider 
 and a mightier river, the river of time and life, indi- 
 vidual types and nations disappear only the race 
 remains. 
 
 This is, I think, the most obvious, as it is certainly 
 the most melancholy method of realizing the transi- 
 toriness of University life ; but the other transitori- 
 ness, that of the intellectual fashion of things, is not 
 less conspicuous. And therefore I preface these few 
 words I have to say of some Oxford types as I have 
 known them, by the warning that I am not pretend- 
 ing or intending to describe the Oxford of to-day, 
 though only half a century has yet elapsed, or any 
 other Oxford, except only the Oxford of some fifty
 
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 years ago ; and in particular one type of mind and 
 one school of thought in the Oxford of fifty years 
 ago, the type of mind and school of thought which 
 though by no means unchallenged nevertheless 
 was conspicuously in the ascendant and largely 
 dominated the place. 
 
 This was the rationalist and classical school : and 
 its two most conspicuous leaders were Jowett, Master 
 of Balliol, and Pattison, Rector of Lincoln. I have 
 called it rationalist and classical because neither name 
 alone seems enough : I am not sure that it would 
 not be better to adopt a third name instead of either 
 and call it the school of the Humanists. 
 
 4 The Humanists " is, as you know, the name given 
 to the Greek scholars of the Renaissance, who by 
 their study of Greek literature were led to rebel 
 against the tyranny of ecclesiasticism and the Church : 
 were led to vindicate for men the right to use their 
 reason, and intelligently and with open eyes to study 
 human nature as well as patristic theology : intelli- 
 gently and with open eyes to choose for themselves 
 their rule of life, instead of accepting one, however 
 right and good, unintelligently, at the bidding of the 
 Church. 
 
 Because they relied on human nature they may be 
 called rationalists ; because it was their Greek classics 
 which aroused their faith in human reason they may 
 be called classicists. But since their interest was 
 primarily in this world and in this life, and in man, 
 as opposed to theology and another world and the 
 life of angels, they were broadly termed Humanists. 
 
 It is said, and rightly, that the educated church- 
 man who deliberately and after examination submits 
 his faith to the Church's teaching is also a rationalist. 
 He uses his reason to distrust his reason and to accept, 
 as above his reason, the Church's authority. Un- 
 doubtedly the term " rationalist," like the term 
 " sceptic," is misused when it is confined to one class 
 of rationalists and one school of sceptics ; those
 
 160 SOME OXFORD TYPES 
 
 whose results are antagonistic to the Church's results. 
 Every one who thinks is to that extent rational and 
 sceptic in the true sense of the term and is a true 
 41 free thinker." But because the churches in the 
 past have appealed on the whole to the fears and 
 the conscience of man without showing how those 
 fears and that conscience are grounded in reason and 
 are the expression of reason, the term rationalist has 
 been not unnaturally monopolized by those who 
 have appealed to the reason direct ; in the current 
 and narrow sense therefore of the word I speak of 
 the School of Jowett and Pattison as rationalist. 
 
 The history of the relations of classical scholarship, 
 humanism and rationalism to the Christian churches 
 is a long subject which indirectly concerns us here. 
 There have been, before our own age at least, three 
 well-marked quarrels and divisions between the two 
 forces, but there have always been at the same time 
 wide-minded whole-hearted men who protested 
 against the antagonism. In the early ages of the 
 Church she was opposed by the expiring Paganism 
 of the classical world, and Greek philosophy was used 
 against her, and she in turn denounced Greek philo- 
 sophy. But already there were Churchmen, Origen 
 and Clement of Alexandria, who protested that a man 
 need not renounce or denounce Plato and Aristotle 
 because he studied St. Paul. 
 
 Then there was the renewed battle in the fifteenth 
 and sixteenth centuries at the Renaissance between 
 revived classical Paganism and Christianity ; and 
 many Greek scholars relapsed into the naturalism 
 and laxity of the heathen. But the greatest of the 
 scholars, like Erasmus, still were true to both forces, 
 still recognized inspiration in all nations and in all 
 genius, and refused to sacrifice either Plato to piety 
 or piety to Plato. 
 
 The third outbreak perhaps, we may say, was in 
 the eighteenth century, when the learned world had 
 well-nigh given up Christianity for rationalism ; but
 
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 Bishop Butler renewed the traditions of Erasmus, 
 and reassured the faith of the educated, just as the 
 Methodist movement revived the mass of the people 
 to decent and God-fearing lives. 
 
 Well, something of the old battle broke out anew 
 in Oxford after the failure of Cardinal Newman, and 
 the dying out of the so-called Oxford movement. 
 
 Cardinal Newman and the Oxford movement repre- 
 sented the appeal of the ancient Church to man's 
 conscience, fear and reason, against the Liberal and 
 Latitudinarian doctrine, that salvation was not in 
 the Church only or by the Fathers only, or by the 
 apostles only, that inspiration was not Biblical only. 
 
 This Liberal and Latitudinarian school which was 
 held in check by Newman revived after his withdrawal, 
 and gradually dominated Oxford. The very nature 
 of the studies of the place made this inevitable. The 
 study of Oxford is the Classics. But all experience 
 shows that where a man's mind is, there wUl his 
 treasure be also. The mind of Oxford was bent 
 upon the classics and it was but human that many 
 minds should take them even too seriously, and give 
 them only too permanent an influence over life and 
 character. It is indeed a good illustration of the 
 law of Compensation. The serious student of the 
 classics was tempted by manifold temptations to 
 exaggerate their importance ; on the other hand, the 
 other and older school of classical scholars, those 
 who made of the classics only an educational instru- 
 ment, were apt to defeat even their own humble 
 object just because they did not attribute to them 
 importance enough. Classics studied only as a dis- 
 cipline became an unmeaning weariness of the ilrsh 
 and were often not taken seriously enough even to 
 furnish a good discipline. At the best, where in 
 countless country rectories mild-eyed clergymen united 
 the classics and the Gospels as the two solaces of life, 
 there was a tendency to turn the classics into a mere 
 elegant accomplishment, a facility of Latin and Greek 
 
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 162 SOME OXFORD TYPES 
 
 verse. The classical scholar was apt never to plunge 
 beneath the surface of ancient life, never to under- 
 stand ancient life and history (and therefore to mis- 
 understand modern life and history also), and all 
 because he took his classics in a wrong spirit, as a 
 mere discipline in rhetoric and the like. 
 
 So then when Newman left Oxford, the other 
 school which recognized to the full, and perhaps 
 more than to the full, the real significance of the 
 classics now had its turn and succeeded to the vacant 
 throne, and of this school Jowett and Pattison were 
 leaders. And once more it is easy to see the divisions 
 in this school itself : to trace its left wing and its 
 right wing and its centre. I mean that this school 
 covered every possible attitude to the Christian 
 Church from devout acceptance to indifference or 
 contempt. Frederick Robertson and Frederick Mau- 
 rice (though the latter ultimately associated himself 
 with Cambridge) and, before their time and Jowett's 
 time, Dr. Arnold, were strong churchmen (in the 
 broad sense) as well as ardent scholars. On the 
 other hand, the Rector of Lincoln, Arthur Hugh 
 Clough the poet, and the late Mr. Pater (in the earlier 
 part of his life at least) parted company with Christian 
 doctrine. Mr. Pater in particular in my time seemed 
 to be always preaching on a text from the poet 
 Clough, " the ruinous force of the will." His little 
 book on the Renaissance was a whimsical extrava- 
 ganza insisting that the one thing needful is not to 
 form habits, to remain open to all impressions, 
 scrupulously to avoid willing, to be patiently passive, 
 expectant, negative, plastic, fluid, waiting for fresh 
 light on everything : in short, Clough 's attitude 
 pushed to its logical extreme and made absurd. These 
 men in turn formed the left wing. 
 
 Where are we to put Jowett ? Well, Jowett is of 
 all men one of the hardest to place : least of all 
 men will he allow himself to be catalogued and 
 labelled. The distinctive feature of his mind was
 
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 that he could not sharply be distinguished, and though 
 many persons regarded, and still regard, his teachings 
 as the same as Pattison's, I think it would be fairer 
 to place him in the centre with Dean Stanley, his old 
 friend ; sympathizing in turn, or rather sympathizing 
 throughout with both views, or better still perhaps, 
 contradicting both in turn ; for it was always notice- 
 able in him that he tried to bring his hearers to the 
 attitude of comprehensiveness, the attitude of bene- 
 volent neutrality which he maintained himself. To 
 an ultra Humanist he seemed fanatically Christian : 
 to a fanatic Christian, a mere Humanist. He refused 
 to admit the antagonism which other minds felt 
 between the Biblical and the Greek view of life. He 
 detested systematic and logical thought : he dis- 
 trusted every philosophy as narrow and one-sided. 
 He looked askance even at his old friend Mr. T. H. 
 Green because he had a system. 
 
 One ingenious critic has argued that he became 
 more and more merely humanist : therefore his first 
 work was on St. Paul, his next on Plato, and his 
 next on Thucydides. That looks plausible, and it 
 can be strengthened by adding " and his last on 
 Aristotle." For Aristotle is even more humanistic 
 and more perfunctory in his recognition of theology 
 than Thucydides himself. But it is only plausible : 
 there is not much in it : it is so easy by a twist to 
 give another aspect to his kaleidoscopic mind : I 
 should prefer to put it in this way rather. 
 
 Jowett began by studying St. Paul. If he had 
 been left to himself he would probably have ended 
 with St. Paul, but his Greek professorship imposed 
 upon him as a matter of obligation (moral if not 
 legal) strictly classical work, and he turned first to 
 the most theological and Christian of classical writers 
 Plato "the crazy theologian," as Bacon calls 
 him : the man drunk with God, as some German 
 has defined Socrates. " The archangel slightly 
 damaged," as Charles Lamb said of his English
 
 164 SOME OXFORD TYPES 
 
 Plato Coleridge. When he had finished Plato he 
 turned, but with nothing like the same enthusiasm, 
 to the sober and perplexed piety of Thucydides, and 
 when he had finished Thucydides, he had to betake 
 himself in his old age and not with a very good grace 
 to the Positivism of Aristotle. And the work was 
 done rather perfunctorily. I see little traces of 
 Aristotle's influence in Jowett's style or mind, while, 
 on the other hand, Plato's style and Plato's mind 
 44 almost shouts aloud " to use the old gram- 
 marian's phrase in everything he wrote. The most 
 Aristotelian passage I have noticed is the reflection, 
 44 The good man if he is to do good in this world 
 must also be something of a rogue," namely, of 
 an actor, an impostor, a charlatan. And this reflec- 
 tion is borrowed more directly from Macchiavelli 
 than from Aristotle, although the germ of it is to be 
 found in Aristotle's Politics. After all it is not so 
 very Pagan : it does not seem to mean much more 
 than the scriptural commendation of the wisdom of 
 serpents. But of Plato, as I said, we see the influence 
 everywhere. What can be more Platonic than the 
 irony of some of his rebukes ? He was correcting a 
 student's Greek exercise, and after correcting patiently 
 and largely for some minutes turned round to the 
 author with the question : 44 Have you by any chance 
 a taste for mathematics ? " Or again a diplomatist 
 indulged at his dinner table in some very broad 
 remarks a thing which Jowett hated (he had no 
 prurience in his mind) : pushing back his chair, he 
 rose from the table with the rebuke, 44 Shall we 
 resume this conversation with the ladies ? ' 
 
 Jowett felt even a morbid horror of being merely 
 academic and unpractical. His so-called weakness 
 for success, his distrust of men who had failed in 
 life illustrates this peculiarity of his mind. 44 1 don't 
 want my pupils at any rate," he once said, apparently 
 referring to Dr. Arnold's, " to make a mess of life." 
 He seems to have exaggerated in his opportunism or
 
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 his optimism the righteousness of the world's verdicts 
 and the world's results, and to have underrated the 
 righteousness and exaggerated the defects of those 
 who have failed in a worldly sense ; who have made 
 a mess of life. His so-called toadyism of the rich 
 and well-born was no doubt merely prudence and 
 wisdom : he desired to direct for good the influence 
 such persons possessed. Money he believed to be 
 '* the source of all good," and he was bound therefore 
 to seek to influence its possessors by all means in his 
 power. 
 
 To begin again, there were I think, roughly speaking, 
 four main currents of thought in those days, converg- 
 ing to form the river of University life. There was, 
 first and foremost, this school which had resisted and 
 reacted from the so-called famous Oxford Movement 
 and the teaching of Newman : the school which had 
 out-lived the Oxford Movement, and more than any 
 other single school dominated Oxford : this rationalist 
 and classical school, of which the best-known names 
 were Jowett, Master of Balliol, and Pattison, Rector of 
 Lincoln (often the name of Mr. T. H. Grec n of Balliol 
 is added, the original of Mr. Gray in Robert Elsmere). 
 
 Not of course that the ordinary undergraduate saw 
 much, if anything, of these great names. Jowett 
 and Pattison were elderly men, and the latter in 
 particular had withdrawn in a great measure from 
 the work of teaching : but it was their influence 
 which had moulded most of the men he did see. 
 Besides, if he did not see much of them, he heard a 
 great deal : he knew all that there was to know about 
 them, and a great deal more as well more even 
 than the angels knew : that is to say, not only more 
 than the bald historic facts, and more also than the 
 unrecorded facts, but more even than that illuminat- 
 ing fiction which is often in spirit and in idea truer 
 than fact, and which we may well believe engages 
 the subtle intelligence of angels. For there had
 
 166 SOME OXFORD TYPES 
 
 gathered a vast accretion of legend round the name 
 of each : many of these legends neither literally nor 
 spiritually true. Than the rapid spread of such 
 legends nothing is more curious or interesting, unless 
 it be the antiquity of some of them, which yet purport 
 to be historical accounts of quite recent events and 
 persons. Jowett himself on one occasion asked a 
 friend for the anecdotes told of him, and after listen- 
 ing quietly to a long list " All of those," he remarked, 
 " were told by me and my contemporaries of my 
 predecessor, except one, and that is not true of me." 
 However as Herodotus would say I am not bound 
 to believe all the legends I heard in Oxford : I am 
 bound to record them. 
 
 Of Pattison, then, it was told that he never spoke 
 to undergraduates unless they had shown marked 
 ability ; but he made one exception in favour of 
 anglers. With an undergraduate of either of these 
 types he would walk and talk of philosophy, or of 
 fish. But even with them he was austere. One of 
 them more ambitious than the rest, and deter- 
 mined not to sink below the level of the occasion 
 and the Rector began the conversation, the minute 
 they issued through the College gateway, with the suf- 
 ficiently abstruse remark : " The irony of Sophocles, 
 Dr. Pattison, is finer than the irony of Euripides." 
 " Quote," was the dry comment : but quotation 
 came there none : only in its place a silent walk. A 
 weaker mind when engaged in the hazardous joy of 
 a walk with Jowett says another legend lost its 
 self-possession in presence of his silence and exchanged 
 silence for vacuous speech. " It's a fine day, Master," 
 stammered ingenuous youth. For answer came a 
 reproachful look, but no further speech on either side 
 to enliven or belie the peaceful prospect of Nature, 
 till as they reached the College gate again after the 
 student's constitutional was finished, came a parting 
 echo of the unhappy overture, " That was a foolish 
 remark you made."
 
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 Nor did the voluble and self-possessed orator always 
 fare better. One such there was who talked and 
 talked and talked only to reap at the walk's conclu- 
 sion the chequered verdict : " That will do, but too 
 much conceit." 
 
 Yet another had the bad taste and the bad judg- 
 ment to suppose that the Master would welcome 
 cheap, second-hand agnosticism : and he finished a 
 lively discourse in the style of the late Colonel Inger- 
 soll, to find his companion gently humming " Rock 
 of ages, cleft for me." 
 
 Said a worse offender on another occasion a 
 flippant young woman : " Master, what is your 
 opinion of God ? " "I am more concerned to know," 
 was the answer, " what is God's opinion of me." 
 This was indeed one of the most interesting and 
 charming features of Jowett's character, that he 
 never paraded his religious difficulties or talked of 
 them except in sincerity to persons who could appre- 
 ciate and understand. He never gratified the sensa- 
 tion-loving, superficial public by oratorical fireworks 
 of this kind. The fashionable world flocked from 
 London and the Provinces on a summer Sunday 
 into Oxford and packed the University Church when 
 he was the preacher, all agog to hear and to tell some 
 new heresy, or, at the worst, if nothing newer and 
 more exciting came, at least to lay once more to its 
 faithless soul, the flattering unction that there was 
 no more Hell. Then would the Master in his piping 
 voice pronounce a mild eulogy upon friendship ; or 
 read an essay on the lost art of conversation, or set 
 himself in some other way to carry out what he 
 described as the end and object of all good sermons : 
 " the idealization of life," a phrase which illustrates 
 the strength and weakness of sermons. He measured 
 his audience well on such occasions ; not equally well, 
 perhaps, when he preached the sermon on conversa- 
 tion once in the Highlands of Scotland to a congrega- 
 tion of drovers and shepherds. His contempt for
 
 168 SOME OXFORD TYPES 
 
 affected and precocious infidelity showed itself again 
 on another occasion when a flippant youth reported 
 that he could not satisfy himself of the existence of 
 Deity. " You will satisfy yourself by ten o'clock 
 to-morrow morning, sir, or leave College," was the 
 unsympathetic answer. A deeper answer was returned 
 to well-meaning irreverence of a different type. 
 " Master," said a converted pupil, " I have found the 
 Saviour." " Then don't tell anybody," was the 
 quiet rebuke. Another anecdote not less character- 
 istic of this side of his mind, the theological side, 
 was told of an occasion during my own term in 
 Oxford. A student of his College went to ask him 
 for the use of the College hall for a meeting to promote 
 missions to the Hindoos. " Certainly," said the 
 Master, and added to his visitor's embarrassment, 
 " I will take the chair myself." Which he accord- 
 ingly did, with an opening address delightfully frank 
 and typical. " A missionary's career," he said, 
 " appears to me a singularly attractive one : it gives 
 a man so admirable an opportunity of studying the 
 picturesque religions of the East." It was this 
 open-mindedness to religious systems other than 
 Christianity which formed the basis for another 
 anecdote by no means so authentic : according to 
 which a distinguished Hindoo, a convert of the 
 missionaries, after hearing the Master preach, an- 
 nounced himself re-converted to Buddhism ! 
 
 Jowett was much more of a man of the world 
 than Pattison and aimed far more at completeness 
 of life and interests. He was therefore not so intoler- 
 ant of small things. " I must apologize, Master," 
 said a youthful philosopher who had been deputed, 
 very much against his will, to approach the Master, 
 or reproach the Master, concerning the quality of 
 the potatoes served by the College kitchen : "I must 
 apologize, Master, for distracting your attention to 
 such trifles." " Don't apologize," was the unexpected 
 answer of the philosopher more mature. " Life is
 
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 made up of trifles." And so on another occasion he 
 astonished a particularly laborious student, who sat 
 with open eyes and straining ears expecting some 
 aphorism on Plato, with the eminently practical 
 advice, " Be young, my young friend, be young." 
 
 But if Jowett seemed to be a living protest against 
 the narrowly academic life, if he seemed to be a living 
 proof that extremes meet, and that the head of the 
 most intellectual of Colleges was chiefly interested to 
 give expression to popular and practical worldliness, 
 and to discourage the shibboleths of the schoolmaster 
 and the don, yet no one, on the other hand, has 
 laid his finger with more shrewdness on the incon- 
 veniences and difficulties which result in a Univer- 
 sity, when this worldly, practical, many-sided culture 
 instead of the narrow pedantry of the scholar has 
 become the pervading and prevailing ideal of Univer- 
 sity men. In his old age when his teaching had 
 borne most fruit, and all men at Oxford were aiming 
 at his own broad humanity, he criticized the result 
 in the following trenchant sentence : " There is more 
 discontent in Oxford than there used to be : all the 
 young Fellows want to be married and have not 
 the money : want to be scholars and have not 
 the industry : want to be authors and have not the 
 originality : want to be gentlemen and have not the 
 
 manners." 
 
 Mr. Thomas Hardy, in his Jude the Obscure, is 
 generally understood to refer to Jowett when he 
 describes an Oxford don as pouring cold water on 
 Jude's ambition to be a scholar, and bidding him 
 stick to his masonry. It is at any rate the sort of 
 advice born of a scholar's reaction and a scholar's 
 doubts and scruples, mixed with a man of the world's 
 common sense which Jowett under such circum- 
 stances would have given. I have given it myself 
 under analogous circumstances and given it in vain : 
 and learned to doubt whether it was not the wrong 
 advice under the circumstances.
 
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 The sceptic's apprehensiveness to pass on which 
 has played so large a part in the lives of scholars, 
 and sometimes in reference to marriage and its 
 perturbing risks a part so tragic, was, if another 
 anecdote be true, unnecessarily keen even in Jowett's 
 mind on one occasion. " Dr. Jowett," said a young 
 lady to whom he had shown great kindness Jowett 
 and Pattison by the way, like so many other men 
 of their position and character, were always sur- 
 rounded by a bevy of ardent enthusiastic girls, eager 
 to learn something broader and deeper and higher 
 than the domesticities and phylacteries and millinery 
 which pervade unseasonably feminine conversation 
 " Dr. Jowett," said this young lady, who had been 
 encouraged by his kindness to hope that he would 
 grace her approaching marriage, " Dr. Jowett, I 
 have a great favour to ask of you : will you marry 
 me ? " " Perhaps we should not be happy," was 
 his hasty and irrelevant ejaculation. He was a great 
 friend as this anecdote reminds me of George 
 Eliot, and she too in a pessimistic spirit, whenever 
 she heard of an approaching marriage in her circle, 
 was accustomed to say softly, " Yes, he is very 
 charming and she is very charming, but will they 
 suit ? " 
 
 But this nervous appreciation of the breadth of 
 the gulf which sunders masculine and feminine nature, 
 and the consequent appreciation of marriage, plays 
 so large a part in the lives of men of the student 
 type that it may be said to be a constant feature of 
 University life at Oxford and elsewhere. It suggests 
 once more the name which most of the anecdotes 
 about Jowett suggest, the name of the man who, 
 though he was no longer living, was the first repre- 
 sentative of the type to which Jowett and Pattison 
 belonged : the friend and pupil but also teacher of 
 Jowett, the favourite pupil of Dr. Arnold, the poet- 
 friend of his poet-son Matthew Arnold, the original 
 of " Thyrsis " in the exquisite poem " The Scholar-
 
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 Gipsy ' the name of Arthur Hugh Clough, a name 
 of the generation previous to my time, but the house- 
 hold name still in the Oxford of my time : one of 
 the most characteristic of Dr. Arnold's pupils, the 
 one who most helps us to understand what the best 
 of the Athenians meant, by complaining that Socrates 
 spoilt young men : as high-minded, conscientious and 
 blameless a man as ever entered a University to 
 puzzle over the mystery of existence, and see exist- 
 ence pass him by before he has made up his mind 
 what he will do with it. I make no apology for 
 dwelling for a few minutes upon his life and poems. 
 A good critic Lowell has ventured to say that 
 Clough is the poet of the nineteenth century : the 
 poet he means of course in whose poems the spirit 
 of the century has best found utterance. Whether 
 he be this or not, at any rate he is the poet of Oxford, 
 as it was in part in his time, and still more as it 
 was in my time a generation later. He came up to 
 Oxford over-educated, over-refined by Dr. Arnold, 
 over-scrupulous for a world like ours : '* Spoilt by 
 Socrates," as the Athenians said of Plato. As is 
 usual in such cases, he began his doubts and ques- 
 tionings where his teacher's doubts and questionings 
 ceased. He could not see his way to dogmatize even 
 about morals as Dr. Arnold dogmatized about theology. 
 The tests were still applied in his day in Oxford, 
 and he soon found his position as a Fellow and Tutor 
 a false one and resigned : but, characteristically 
 for he hated ostentatious heterodoxy as much as 
 Jowett did he followed up his resignation not by 
 the expected theological pamphlet, but by the publi- 
 cation of his " long vacation pastoral " : the descrip- 
 tion of an Oxford reading party in the Highlands, 
 the Bothie of Tober-na-Vuolich ; a lively and amusing 
 poem in which there is no heterodoxy, and in which 
 the discussion even of social questions is wholly 
 unprejudiced and impartial, marked by the entire 
 detachment of mind characteristic of its author.
 
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 Clough was next appointed to the Principalship 
 of University Hall, London, where he is remembered 
 as one would expect for the conservative and 
 ecclesiastical leanings which throve with new life 
 in him the moment he was confronted with the 
 opposite and no less distasteful extremes ; the 
 moment, that is, when he passed from the ancient 
 and imaginative bigotry of Oxford to the commercial 
 and sordid Radicalism of London. He did not 
 therefore retain this position long, and after a short 
 time spent on this side in Boston where he found 
 the education of youth at once wider and shallower 
 than in Oxford he ultimately settled down in England 
 as examiner for the Civil Service, married and enjoyed 
 a few years of peaceful unenquiring practical routine, 
 escaping gladly from metaphysics and theology to 
 children's nonsense and re-reading the Socratic maxim 
 inverted : dve&Taoroi; (Uo<; tf ^v (MCDTOG, he now said. He 
 died at the early age of forty-three a few years 
 younger than Dr. Arnold at his premature death 
 by a fate which seems symbolical and pathetic. The 
 paralysis which had so long preyed upon his will 
 and convictions now spread outwards so to speak and 
 laid hold upon his body. 
 
 Obviously his was not the pen of a ready writer. 
 A Socratic constipation to use a Socratic and medical 
 metaphor lay heavy upon his mind. Spontaneity, 
 fluency, eloquence, were impossible. Only at long 
 intervals, as with Socrates himself, did the impulse 
 to make a long speech take possession of him. But 
 out of the small volume of poems which he has left 
 to return now at last to the subject, which immedi- 
 ately suggested his name one of the best and the 
 most typical illustrates what I was saying of Jowett. 
 
 In this poem "Amours de voyage" the hero is 
 a travelling student " sicklied o'er with the pale cast 
 of thought," who, falling in love and genuinely in 
 love with a good-hearted affectionate and intelligent 
 woman of his own country and station, cannot persuade
 
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 himself that he is in love : or rather that there is 
 anything in love. A young man and a young woman 
 of wholesome nature and decent life, thrown together 
 among foreigners, with nothing more special to do 
 than visit picture galleries and make bets upon the 
 number of the arrows in the various martyrdoms of 
 St. Sebastian, cannot but attract each other. But 
 there is nothing in it. No guarantee of real con- 
 geniality, still less of life-long love : only the malicious 
 witchery of Dame Nature, first and mightiest of 
 match-making mothers, " juxtaposition it is, and 
 what is juxtaposition ? >: 
 
 Sic visum Veneri cui placet impares formas atque 
 animos sub juga aenea saevo mittere cum joco. 
 
 And so he torments himself with doubts and tor- 
 ments, not less the trustful, natural, unmetaphysical 
 girl, ignorant of Nature's malicious art, and happy 
 in her ignorance (" Wem Gott betriigt ist wohl 
 betrogen "). And finally he lets himself be guided 
 by mere circumstance. He happens to miss her at 
 one or two foreign cities where he had expected to 
 meet her. And he tells himself that fate is against 
 his marriage and he gives it all up. A Methodist 
 might logically and reasonably have done as he did, 
 namely, have discovered in circumstance a Divine 
 leading, and he at least would have had his com- 
 pensation in the discovery. But for dough's hero 
 there is neither justification nor compensation. Ultra 
 scepticism has passed as it is always passing into 
 lifeless and lukewarm superstition. 
 
 Another illustration of this paralysis of the will 
 and of the convictions and of the misery which follows 
 therefrom when the vital crises of life come to be 
 faced, is furnished by another book full of the Oxford 
 associations and the Oxford influence of this time, 
 written by one whose nearest kin grandfather, 
 father, uncle, brother, and husband were Oxford 
 graduates and Professors Robert Elsmere. You will 
 recollect what is incomparably the best thing in the
 
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 book : the picture of Langham the irresolute lover. 
 The man is life-like beyond any other of the authoress' 
 masculine creations. And yet he is not an individual 
 so much as a type. Half the Oxford men whom I 
 have met since the book appeared have told me 
 confidently and confidentially that they knew the 
 original of Langham. And each says that he was a 
 Fellow of his College. And so he was, and so he is 
 a Fellow of every College in a metaphysical Univer- 
 sity. He has eaten of the tree of knowledge and not 
 of the tree of life. He is trying the impossible : to 
 work out the problems of God and life and marriage 
 and happiness by thinking alone. 
 
 And there is another and an opposite weakness 
 too, characteristic of the Oxford academic life. 
 
 From the very exhaustion and reaction which 
 intense thought produces, the thinker tends to turn 
 with extravagant relief and exaggerated pleasure to 
 such trivialities and hobbies as demand no mental 
 exertion. Now a frivolous hobby is an admirable 
 thing for an average man, but it is rather pathetic 
 in this sort of philosopher. It means so much some- 
 times to him. It seems to be his only pleasure, and 
 at last, alas ! his only real hold on life ; and when it 
 becomes this it is hard to say whether it is more 
 ridiculous or pathetic : it certainly is not sublime. 
 I have witnessed a devout clergyman under these 
 conditions develop a painfully acute interest in the 
 details of his dressing-table, in the varieties of toilet 
 soaps or razors. And so to pass from abstractions 
 to concrete instances, the Rector of Lincoln became 
 an enthusiast almost to fanaticism about the game 
 of croquet. I am tempted to say that his great 
 ambitions and his lofty aspirations seemed to end 
 in coveting the croquet championship of England. 
 By the side of this whimsical perversion of nature, 
 the reaction of a similar Oxford mind of the same 
 date, the late Professor Chandler, Professor of Moral 
 Philosophy, looks healthier and worthier : it was at
 
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 least more intellectual. Fretted by the uncertainties, 
 and at the same time by the vast importance of the 
 problems of moral philosophy, Professor Chandler 
 turned for relief to Greek accents, finding therein 
 apparently a subject in which Truth was at once 
 quite discoverable and quite valueless. And he pro- 
 duced accordingly the standard work in this depart- 
 ment ; while conversely on Moral Philosophy his 
 fastidious intellect maintained a silence eloquent alike 
 of the insolubility of its problems, and of the depth 
 of his own studies therein. Socrates, it is true, was 
 fond of the paradox that there is no such thing as 
 eloquence : that like virtue it is merely know- 
 ledge : that each man is eloquent of what he knows. 
 But men like Professor Chandler, and indeed the 
 dialogues of Socrates himself, suggest the converse 
 paradox that a man is only eloquent of what he does 
 not know, or of that wherein he is only trifling : of 
 what he knows, that is, just enough to let slip a 
 stream of only half- true or only half-serious speech. 
 So far from eloquence being based on knowledge we 
 see the fastidious scholar the late Dr. Hort of 
 Cambridge, for instance preserving silence in half-a- 
 dozen languages ; or, like Plato, deliberately choosing 
 some ironical theme, or some petty matter-of-fact 
 and unregarded detail such as Greek accents, like 
 Professor Chandler for his eloquence. Besides, 
 indeed, if eloquence did depend upon knowledge, what 
 would become of the lawyer and the politician ? 
 
 Jowett with all his maxims of worldly prudence 
 managed to retain moral earnestness in a remarkable 
 degree. He was, in fact, not unlike Socrates in his 
 capacity for incompatible enthusiasms. Doubts of all 
 kinds and experience of life did not make him as 
 cynical as they usually make men so observant : 
 perhaps hardly as genially and pleasantly cynical 
 as Clough became : certainly not as cynical as 
 Pattison. 
 
 But to return to Jowett. Some of his sayings
 
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 which look cynical are not really so on closer scrutiny, 
 but sound enough. " Never indulge a scruple." 
 " Indulge " is good. The scruples which we can 
 indulge are the scruples which please us, which are 
 mental luxuries, which are the product of fastidious 
 education, which are wholly welcome. But the 
 scruples which are worthy, which press on the con- 
 science against the will, and restrain from unlawful 
 or prompt to right action one may obey, but one 
 cannot indulge, for one does not love them. So 
 again there is humour and some spice of sense rather 
 than mere cynicism in his quaint saying : " It is 
 with a man's profession as it is with his wife : it 
 doesn't much matter what your choice is : the 
 important thing is, that having made your choice 
 you stick to it." In this case, however, it must be 
 admitted that he spoke from theory only, while in 
 practice possibly as the former anecdote suggests 
 at least he entertained like other scholars an extra- 
 vagant terror of matrimony. Even the often quoted 
 anecdote, which looks so cynically audacious and 
 unscrupulous, that wanting to preach a sermon on 
 conversation, he chose for his text, " Man does not 
 live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth 
 out of the mouth," even this only sounds audacious, 
 because the retailers of the anecdote have carefully 
 concealed or forgotten the essential fact that there 
 is a real doubt here whether this be not the authentic 
 text. Probably it is, though it is certainly not the 
 text now familiar to us. 
 
 This sermon on conversation suggests another point. 
 Persons who met Jowett in later life were struck 
 with his conversational fluency, as well as with his 
 wide information ; but old friends who knew him 
 well Mr. Tollemache, for example, and Mr. Goldwin 
 Smith give a very different account. They say he 
 laboured under the scholar's deficiency of small talk 
 and unreadiness of tongue : that he was apt to be 
 silent, and when he spoke to be embarrassed for
 
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 words : "He was the teapot which will not pour " 
 as Mr. Smith quaintly puts it whence indeed, 
 because oddities and eccentricities are often the 
 strongest attraction a man can possess and the best 
 advertisement, came part of his influence and the 
 mark which he made. His angles as Mr. Tolle- 
 mache puts it endeared him. The latter friend 
 relates that on one occasion a Cambridge friend found 
 him absolutely speechless after the first greeting, and 
 after waiting a few minutes said reproachfully, 
 i4 Master, does not Wycherley somewhere say that 
 the silence of the wise man is as prejudicial as the 
 speech of fools ? ' J 
 
 I think it was his sense of this deficiency in his 
 own conversation which sometimes led him to lay 
 great stress upon the value of this gift in others, 
 and so sometimes, when the context was ambiguous, 
 caused him to give dire offence unintentionally. It 
 is reported that during a lecture before ladies on the 
 higher education of women, he had the temerity to 
 say, " The object which women should always pursue 
 in education is facility to converse." Of course this 
 was put down to the strain in him of cynicism and 
 reaction and utter Toryism. He was supposed to 
 mean, " There is nothing in education for your sex : 
 you can only be ornamental at best." I think he 
 rather meant, " Nature has given you ornamental 
 gifts, which some of you, and especially the best of 
 you, think little things. Life is made up of little 
 things these little gifts are great gifts : cultivate 
 them greatly and gratefully." Or if there was any 
 further meaning than this in his words, it was not 
 the depreciatory meaning his hearers fancied, but 
 simply the familiar text, " Athenas nacta es, has 
 exorna " : each has his gifts : these are your gifts : 
 all gifts are good : cultivate them. 
 
 Though Jowett and Pattison belong broadly to 
 the same type, they never agreed in the matter of 
 original research. Jowett fought a steady battle 
 
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 against the endowment of original research and the 
 plans of Pattison. He was too much of the man to 
 be capable of the passion of the scholar. Libraries 
 filled him with misgiving as keen as his interest in 
 them. Unless learning bore upon life and character 
 he attached no value to it. He was indifferent to 
 archaeology and antiquities. He said of the great 
 scholar (Bentley) who knew all the commentators 
 and minor classicists " that he kept very poor com- 
 pany " and that " much learning had made him, if 
 not mad, yet worse : dull, ill-balanced, inhuman." 
 
 I have been speaking of the great men of the 
 Rationalist School and of the besetting defects of 
 their system. The defects are themselves great and 
 worthy of the men : but in smaller men of the same 
 school, smaller defects appeared. 
 
 I have left myself little time for notice of other 
 schools of thought, but other schools there were. 
 Only second in influence to this Classical and Ration- 
 alist School this school whose devotion to the classics 
 carried it back to the Rationalism of Plato and 
 Aristotle was a theological school : the School of 
 the Oxford High Churchmen, of which Dean Church 
 and Canon Liddon and Canon King were the leaders, 
 the two latter living largely in Oxford. The school 
 included churchmen of every degree of Anglicanism 
 and Ritualism. It covered also, and therein lay its 
 strength, not merely the moral fervour and apostolic 
 devotion which has gathered hundreds of men and 
 women in the squalid slums of great English cities 
 into Anglican and Ritualist churches, but also a 
 breadth of view and a liberality of thought which 
 had a few years before been associated only with 
 the name of Dean Stanley and the Broad Church. 
 
 The men whose names are now well known in the 
 English Church Holland and Gore and Jayne and 
 Talbot and Paget and many others belonged to this 
 school. Its influence has spread, not over England 
 only, but to this continent.
 
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 There was, I think, also another school of church- 
 men of an older type : the conservative churchmen 
 in whom churchmanship was closely allied with 
 conservative politics : the relic of the days when 
 Dean Mansel was a power in Oxford. But if so, 
 their influence was largely confined to ManseFs own 
 College, St. John's, and one heard little of them. 
 Mansel himself had been far more a conservative, I 
 apprehend, than a churchman, and as much a sceptic, 
 a wit, and a dialectician as either. And it was not 
 likely therefore that his influence would be abiding. 
 In my time he seemed to be chiefly remembered as 
 the author of various witty verses, such as the qua- 
 train, which was passed round when there was a 
 proposal to increase the ad eundem gradum fees for 
 graduates of Trinity College, Dublin, which ran 
 somewhat as follows : 
 
 When Alma Mater her wide hem enlarges 
 Charges her graduates, graduates her charges, 
 What scheme can be imagined fairer then, 
 Than this of doubling fees for Dublin men. 
 
 And when it was proposed to exact a double essay 
 for the degree of D.D., Mansel wrote : 
 
 Your degree of D.D. you propose to convey, 
 When an A double SS writes a double (e)SS-A(y). 
 
 Or, again, it was questioned should cutlets a la 
 Reform be spelt with an e at the end of Reform : 
 " Oh yes, reform always ends in e m(e)ute." 
 
 Again : In 1865 Gladstone was beaten by Hardy 
 as Member for the University of Oxford. Bishop 
 Wilberforce (Soapy Sam) supported Gladstone and 
 complained that the other side had " ploughed with 
 his heifer" that is, used the services of nis Arch- 
 deacon (Archdeacon Clarke who organized the Hardy 
 party). Mansel (against Wilberforce and Gladstone) 
 wrote :
 
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 When the versatile Bishop of Oxford's famed city 
 Cast his eyes on the Chairman of Hardy's Committee 
 Said Samuel (from Samson the metaphor taken) : 
 " They plough with my heifer : that is, my Archdeacon." 
 But when Samuel himself leaves his friends in the lurch 
 To vote with the foes of the State and the Church 
 It proves without doubt and the spectacle shocks one 
 That Dissenters can plough with Episcopal Oxon. 
 
 Again : " c Dogmatism ' is puppyism full grown." 
 
 Again : He was walking with a friend in Magdalen 
 walks, and the jackdaws were making a portentous 
 hubbub. " What's it all about ? " said the friend. 
 " Ah, no doubt it's just their caws," was Mansel's 
 answer. 
 
 A Mr. Money of St. John's was very devoted to his 
 wife, who was in an interesting condition. 
 
 " Crescit amor Nummi quantum ipsa Pecunia 
 crescit," said Mansel. 
 
 The unattached under Kitchen were accused of 
 immorality. Mansel defended them " Parca juven- 
 tus nee tantum Veneris quantum studiosa Culinae." 
 
 And last, and perhaps in point of numbers least, 
 there was in Oxford a remnant of the old Evangelicals, 
 fallen on evil days, and with a scanty following, with 
 their principal stronghold of old, the most beautiful 
 College in Oxford I sometimes think, Wadham College, 
 wrested from them by an upstart band of Positivists, 
 who of course ran the College down to the ground, 
 whence only after some years it began painfully to 
 arise. (There were never, by the way, I suppose more 
 than thirty Positivists in England all told, and they 
 have had three disruptions I am informed, and are 
 now divided into four churches : three, namely, besides 
 the original church, the church of the marrow let us 
 call it, " Three persons and no God," as some one 
 said. At their worship it is understood they solemnly 
 " commemorate space " ; a euphemism, I conjecture, 
 for the solitude which they wrought in the quadrangles 
 of Wadham, and in those grey gardens where, for
 
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 long years after, the cedars of Lebanon wasted their 
 sweetness on the desert air.) 
 
 And yet the old Evangelical School as I at least 
 am especially bound to remember still had their 
 saints in Oxford. In Dean Burgon's book The Lives 
 of Ten Good Men one of the first lives is that of 
 Richard Lynch Cotton, Provost of Worcester College. 
 If the other nine good men were between them as 
 good as Dr. Cotton, the world was not worthy of 
 them, and they were worthy to be the ten righteous 
 men for whom, as of old, the State may hope to be 
 pardoned. For the Provost of Worcester was an 
 adorable old man. He used to tell us how Dean 
 Burgon once stooped down and kissed him on the 
 top of his head. I do not think we were merely 
 amused to hear it. He was a very little man, and 
 Dean Burgon was very tall, but in fact the feat was 
 easy for other than merely physical reasons. A 
 propos, however, of his smallness of stature, by the 
 way Mr. Goldwin Smith has told me that his keenest 
 recollection of the Provost was on the occasion of the 
 then Prince of Wales taking his degree. There was a 
 great function, and the Provost as it happened was 
 the Vice-Chancellor that year. Mr. Smith beheld him 
 in his scarlet robes, standing in the National History 
 Museum, between the front legs of the giraffe. He 
 beheld him again by the way the same evening in a 
 different and more dignified place ; but there also 
 the Provost again provoked a smile : this time from 
 his entire absence of savoir faire and presence of 
 mind. He was chairman of a great dinner party at 
 which the Chancellor of the University and a large 
 portion of the then Conservative Government were 
 present. He had to propose the health of Her 
 Majesty's Government ; but being at once an ardent 
 conservative and a nervous speaker he could not 
 stop himself when once wound up, and before his 
 oration was over, most of his guests who should have 
 responded to it had driven to the station to catch
 
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 the last train. He was a man of the most unaffected 
 and simple piety it has ever been my good fortune 
 to meet. So pleasant is his memory that I should 
 be even sorry now to see his pre-eminence in this 
 regard challenged by younger men. It may be there 
 is no fear of that. He belonged, indeed, to the 
 distant past, to a race well-nigh extinct. In fact, a 
 Canadian undergraduate who was a member of the 
 College in my time was accustomed to point out his 
 portrait to undergraduates of other colleges with the 
 laconic remark, " Our Provost, by Holbein." The 
 information chiming so exactly with the Provost's 
 general reputation, character and appearance, was 
 generally accepted with respectful interest and 
 acquiescence. The same veracious authority used to 
 assert that when he asked permission to go for a 
 day's shooting, the Provost answered : " Certainly, 
 but take care your arquebuss doesn't explode." This 
 piety, to return to it, was transparent on all occasions. 
 With the newly elected scholar, for example, fresh 
 perhaps from a small country grammar school and 
 country rectory, green and young and hopeful, 
 launched upon the world like a lamb among wolves, 
 he would begin the academic life with a few words 
 of private prayer between them two only, or at least 
 I mean of course between them two and One Other, 
 whom, as Herodotus would say, it is not lawful for 
 me to mention on such an occasion. Such prayer 
 rose naturally to his lips and therefore fell naturally 
 upon his pupil's ears. From this first introduction 
 to him to the end of one's course he left the same 
 impression on one's mind : that of one who never 
 neglected his college duties as he conceived them, 
 but was as faithful a Provost as any man could be. 
 Foremost among these duties in his opinion was the 
 sending for those students whose attendance at chapel 
 left something to be desired. If on one of these 
 occasions one chose to go to him in the morning 
 hours, one would find him reading the Bible, generally
 
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 I think the Old Testament. Elaborate but futile 
 endeavours were made to calculate the number of 
 verses which he covered in a morning's reading. In 
 the afternoon, on the other hand, he seemed usually 
 to relax his mind with Davison on Prophecy. He 
 gave me a copy of the book and thereby hangs 
 another tale. He had once printed a volume of 
 Sermons in his younger days. They had not been 
 financially a success : in point of fact the edition was 
 left on his hands. Ultimately he disposed of them 
 by presenting one copy as a gift to each freshman as 
 he entered college. But this created a new difficulty 
 when the edition was exhausted. He did not like to 
 withdraw from the precedent established, and he was 
 far too modest to print a new edition. So Davison 
 succeeded to the vacant place. I wish that I had 
 been before the days of Davison. I would rather 
 have had his own sermons : they would have recalled 
 more vividly the once familiar scene of the College 
 Chapel, with the white-haired old man sitting in the 
 corner, holding a lighted candlestick askew upon his 
 knee to follow better the reading of the lessons for 
 the day, and dropping warm wax all over his white 
 surplice. Or again, on a warm summer Sunday 
 afternoon preaching to a recumbent and somnolent 
 audience discourses whose toothless utterance pre- 
 vented a large part from reaching our ears : though 
 ever and again one could catch the name of Aristotle 
 sandwiched between those of the Apostles. 
 
 Nor was he less careful of lighter and less solemn 
 duties. He asked us all to breakfast every year, ten 
 or twelve at a time. I do not know what the prin- 
 ciple of selection was : it may have been alphabetical 
 even. But if so I never heard of anyone taking 
 offence, as the Trinity men at Cambridge took dire 
 offence when their Master's young wife issued her 
 invitations on this principle. But the Provost was 
 not a young woman or a senior classic : he could step 
 in where angels would have feared to tread. At these
 
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 same breakfasts he retailed personal anecdotes : often 
 manfully and under great difficulties : that is to say, 
 across the coffee-pot and the whole length of the 
 table to the senior man at the other end. This was 
 when the freshmen gathered at his end kept silence, 
 as happened not unfrequently, even from good words. 
 Perhaps I should add in justice to the freshmen that 
 the Provost was deaf, and until one had gained by 
 experience the range of his ears, it was difficult to 
 reach them. Absence of such experience often led 
 to conversation at cross purposes. Dialogues like 
 the following occurred : 
 
 (Freshman) Oxfordshire is a good country for the 
 study of Botany, Mr. Provost. (Mr. Provost) Um 
 ah, what ? 
 
 (Freshman) The Botany of Oxfordshire is interest- 
 ing, sir. (Provost) I cannot hear what you say. 
 
 (Freshman) The botanical resources of Oxfordshire 
 are varied. (Provost) You really must speak up. I 
 cannot hear a word you say. 
 
 (Freshman) Do you not find the Botany of Oxford- 
 shire interesting, sir ? (Provost) Oh, ah, now I hear 
 you quite well. Yes, I think he left Oxford before 
 my time. 
 
 From the same deafness he followed the chapel 
 service rather by long-garnered experience than by 
 actual knowledge. Once a stranger acting as chaplain 
 read the whole exhortation, instead of the opening 
 and the closing texts to which the usual chaplain 
 always expeditious confined himself. The Provost 
 gave the reader the usual ten seconds and then 
 started in manfully on the confession all by himself 
 in his own corner. The chaplain, indifferent to senile 
 eccentricities, continued the exhortation and so on 
 throughout, till the young scholar, whose duty it was 
 to read the first lesson, did so in great confusion, 
 every other verse of the lesson being punctuated by 
 and blended with a slow dropping fire from the 
 Provost, who had now embarked upon the evening
 
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 psalms and who led by a clear lap, so to speak (except 
 for the wax thereon). His anecdotes were often very 
 entertaining. For example, the Russian university 
 students were at one time then as so often since 
 in revolt against the Government. After they had 
 been suppressed as so often since the officer in 
 command telegraphed to the Czar, Alexander II, for 
 instructions. " Treat them as a father would," ran 
 the Czar's answering telegram. But, alas ! in trans- 
 mission it became " Treat them as my father 
 would," and the students next day matriculated into 
 a better world and into a University not made 
 with hands. 
 
 But he was not a man of varied accomplishments. 
 For instance, his education in agriculture had been 
 neglected altogether. It was his habit periodically 
 to visit the College farms in Northamptonshire. He 
 thought it wise on those occasions to pass judgment 
 as representing the Lord of the Manor upon the 
 crops. But to do this it was necessary to entrap the 
 tenant into naming each crop. Sometimes the farmer 
 was dense enough to fall into the snare : but some- 
 times he was too dense, and the Provost had to pass 
 sentence at a venture not always with success. 
 " Well, Mr. Hodge, that is a fine crop of ah ah, 
 um ah oats you have there." " Wheats, Mister 
 Provost, whoats, sir; why, them's turnips." Such 
 incidents no doubt confirmed Mr. Hodge in the com- 
 fortable assurance that the College was an easy 
 landlord. 
 
 Nor even in the fine arts, on the other hand, was 
 the Provost well informed ; his sense of music in 
 particular was elementary and peculiar. One of us 
 died in my time, and we had a funeral service in the 
 College Chapel, and the Dead March in Saul was 
 played. As we emerged said the Provost to the Vice- 
 Provost, " What an inspiriting air." He had the most 
 pathetic, but the most sincere belief, as I have said 
 already, in the efficacy of these Chapel exercises.
 
 186 SOME OXFORD TYPES 
 
 " Stupendous," he once said to me it was one of his 
 favourite epithets " stupendous ; is it not the influence 
 of Chapel ? I always know what a man's character 
 is when I look at his Chapel list. Most remarkable 
 (another favourite epithet). Do you know I received 
 lately a request for a testimonial from a man I had 
 not seen for thirty years. I could not remember his. 
 name or anything about him, but I turned to his 
 Chapel list and found he had been a regular attendant. 
 So I sent him, with full confidence, a hearty testi- 
 monial. Most excellent young man ! " 
 
 This criterion of character led to most amusing 
 scenes regularly at the end of each term when the 
 College was gathered into the College hall and the 
 Lecturers and Fellows reported to the Provost upon 
 each undergraduate's progress. A name would be 
 read out, and the dons would perhaps hear unstinted 
 testimony to the owner's scholarship and attendance 
 upon lectures. The Provost while running his eye 
 down the Chapel list for the name would begin an 
 eloquent period with : " Most excellent young man : 
 it will be a stupendous satisfaction to you " when 
 suddenly he would stop, his face would change and 
 sadden, his eye had discovered a flaw in the excellent 
 young man's Chapel list. Then fainter paled the sun- 
 light in the high stained windows and more sombre 
 grew the scene : the speaker's voice assumed ever a 
 graver and more warning note. A little while and we 
 seemed to be listening to the prophet Jeremiah. Or, 
 vice versa, don after don would rise and denounce 
 some very idle or very dull youth for non-attendance 
 at lectures, and no prospect of passing " smalls." 
 And the Provost would shake his head solemnly 
 ejaculating " dear dear dear " till of a sudden his 
 tone rang cheery. We knew what had happened : 
 he had just discovered that the scapegrace was a 
 regular attendant at morning prayers. Very quickly 
 and gladly the good old man slipped away from 
 reproof to sympathy, from sympathy to encourage-
 
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 ment, from encouragement to congratulation : while 
 we outsiders watched with equal amusement the relief 
 of the victim and the disconcertment and annoyance 
 of the younger dons. They had brought him to the 
 Provost to curse him and behold he had blessed him 
 altogether. 
 
 On another occasion I recollect he sent for an 
 athlete, a very worthy fellow, fonder of running the 
 secular races set before him, than the Apostolic race 
 to Chapel, as the Provost conceived it. " I don't 
 see, Mr. Provost," grumbled this young gentleman, 
 " the use of all these Chapels." " Oh, Mr. Holt, Mr. 
 Holt," said the Provost, inexpressibly shocked and 
 grieved, " how can you say so, Mr. Holt ? What 
 will you do in heaven, Mr. Holt ? It is one endless 
 Chapel there." 
 
 Naturally his belief in the goal at the other end 
 was not less uncompromisingly literal. It is reported 
 that on one occasion, having an offender before him, 
 he solemnly lighted a candle, and held the offender's 
 finger for an instant in the flame, with the laconic 
 appeal, " It will be worse than that." 
 
 Similarly when Mr. Graham Balfour Stevenson's 
 biographer begged permission to seek refuge from a 
 racking toothache in a London dentist's chair, the 
 Provost's permission carried with it something of 
 admonishment impersonal admonishment for all of 
 us and for all men afflicted with toothache, not for 
 Balfour especially "This should teach you, Mr. 
 Balfour, to meditate on the place where there will 
 be eternal gnashing of teeth" and apparently an 
 inadequate supply of dentists : surely a remarkable, 
 though indirect, tribute to the high moral character 
 generally of that profession ! 
 
 Whether the Inquisitors were not after all merciful 
 men at heart is a question of casuistry much disputed 
 in the schools. The Provost of Worcester at least I 
 am sure was justified by his creed and never acted 
 or thought except in a spirit of mercy. Even in
 
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 matters which provoke more serious protest than 
 this he was palpably innocent, and even proud of 
 actions which other men not of his creed could not 
 have done without some shame and concealment. 
 He used to tell with simple complacency how when 
 Tom Arnold the younger became a Roman Catholic 
 on the evening preceding the election to the History 
 chair, for which he was a candidate, he (the Provost) 
 had hurried round in a cab at midnight to all the 
 electors to advertise the recreancy and defeat Arnold's 
 chances. 
 
 The younger dons loved to " draw " him about 
 Dean Stanley. He was perfectly polite, but very 
 non-committal. " Yes," he said on one occasion 
 after the Dean had been preaching in the morning 
 at St. Mary's in the University pulpit, " there was 
 much I liked in his sermon. He quoted many 
 beautiful texts." 
 
 There was hung up in his hall one of those missionary 
 maps one sees with Africa and tracts of Asia painted 
 black, and black patches elsewhere, and a dubious 
 dingy shade over Quebec and South America. " Ah, 
 Mr. Provost," said a mischievous geologist, " I am 
 glad to see that coal has been so abundantly distri- 
 buted by the Gracious Giver." " Not coal not coal 
 heathendom," was the shocked reply. 
 
 Being an Evangelical he had not the same horror 
 of Dissent as of Romanism, but he strived to convert 
 it by gentle but persistent efforts. He told me once, 
 with pardonable pride, how he had conquered a 
 Methodist farm-labourer in the little village of which 
 he had been rector for a time, by the mild but steady 
 pressure of a little joke. The man's name was 
 "Church." "Your name is Church," the Provost 
 used to say reproachfully. " Stupendous ; can Church 
 go into Chapel ? " The man held out for a few weeks 
 and then capitulated, and Church became a pillar 
 of the Church. 
 
 Another little joke was a propos of his wife, a
 
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 sister of Dr. Pusey. " She is a Pusey not a Pusey- 
 ite." 
 
 So then to revert in conclusion for a moment to 
 the two types of men of whom I have said most, in 
 the one case because they were most influential, in 
 the other because I happened to see most of them, 
 there were in the Oxford of those days, so far as my 
 College was concerned at least, the three men and 
 the two types counting Jowett and Pattison as 
 falling broadly under one and the same type : 
 
 The Master, the Rector and the Provost; 
 The humanist, the sceptic and the pietist; 
 The man of the world, the cynic, and the saint, 
 Wisdom, learning, and religion. 
 
 And the most eminent of these was the first, the 
 Master of Balliol. And the most characteristic of 
 his times was the second, the Rector of Lincoln (for he 
 had not as many sides to his mind as the Master : 
 he had less individuality : he was in a greater degree 
 an impersonal type) ; while the third, obscure and 
 without special gifts, toiled patiently after that form 
 of Christianity which his system of thought set 
 before him for his goal. 
 
 Each filled his place and realized in human measure 
 his own type. The first two were names to conjure 
 with throughout the land, echoing, shall I say ? as 
 a sounding brass or a tinkling cymbal. But the 
 third enjoyed at least this compensation, that he 
 was enabled, both by his temperament and by his 
 school of thought, to retain through all the depress- 
 ing disillusionments of life, a large measure of those 
 very elementary and yet invincible graces which 
 seemed to ebb away and flicker out of the lives of 
 his more gifted colleagues : the three graces of the 
 Christian dispensation ; however these virtures might 
 lose their lustre for some of his more brilliant con- 
 temporaries, for the Provost Faith was still something 
 more than indolence, Hope more than improvidence,
 
 190 SOME OXFORD TYPES 
 
 Charity more than an amalgamation of softness and 
 stupidity. And therefore, because the weak things 
 of the world are apt, as we know, to confound the 
 mighty, and because revelations have been made to 
 babes which are hidden from the wise and prudent, 
 I doubt whether after all the Provost was not the 
 best beloved generally, and the most generally missed 
 in his College ; and whether after all it is not his 
 acquaintance, which his College looks forward with 
 the liveliest interest to renewing in another world ; 
 if ever, that is to say, they are tempted to hope that 
 even for the least of his disciples, and those who are 
 not worthy to be called his disciples, his prayers and 
 his piety may furnish a passport into that " Endless 
 Chapel " of the Heavenly Jerusalem upon which his 
 imagination loved to dwell.
 
 CHAPTER VIII 
 
 THE ENGLISHMAN: THE FRENCHMAN: 
 THE ROMAN: THE GREEK 
 
 THE purpose of this essay is to point out certain 
 habits of thought and life, certain virtues and 
 certain defects, in which the Englishman resembles 
 the ancient Roman, while the Frenchman (or the 
 Irishman in turn) reproduces rather the ancient 
 Greek, i.e. the ancient Athenian. Of course such 
 resemblances and analogies do not cover the whole 
 life and character of any of these four races, and 
 equally of course the ancient Roman and the ancient 
 Greek seem often very closely akin to each other and 
 equally unlike the modern Englishman : thus, for 
 instance, there is a self-consciousness and a display 
 about all the ancient classical world, even the Roman, 
 which is foreign on the whole to the English character, 
 though natural to the French. When the ancient 
 Roman set himself to deliver his country from a 
 tyrant, the Emperor Nero, or the Emperor Corn- 
 modus, he could not go about the work in a business- 
 like way ; he must needs dedicate the dagger, which 
 is to deliver the land, by a solemn religious service 
 in a temple like a mediaeval warrior, passing the night, 
 before he receives his spurs, in prayer beside his 
 sword : and so he calls attention to his enterprise 
 and suspicion is excited and the enterprise fails : or 
 he must needs before slaying the tyrant denounce 
 him with lofty oratory, just as though the tyrant 
 were only a stage tyrant, and himself a stage liber- 
 ator, slaying his victim to slow music and the applause 
 of the gallery : and of course the consequence is that 
 
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 192 THE ENGLISHMAN: THE FRENCHMAN 
 
 before he has finished his eloquent invective the 
 astonished guards interpose, and the tyrant is rescued 
 and only the would-be liberator slain. This staginess 
 and self-consciousness was a defect even of the 
 ancient Roman, still more of the Greek, whose great 
 man (according to Aristotle) will always walk slowly, 
 and talk in a deep voice and with a measured utter- 
 ance, in order to distinguish himself from the ordinary 
 Greek, who is always in a hurry and fluster of ex- 
 citement, and gesticulating vehemently and talking 
 shrilly and walking fast and sometimes even carrying a 
 walking-stick, like a mere Englishman, so that in this 
 respect both the classical nations often suggest the 
 Frenchman rather than the Englishman, and seem 
 more like than unlike each other. But after all even 
 here I think you will see the Roman is more like the 
 Englishman than the Greek is and the Greek is nearer 
 the Frenchman : and so with this caution, that the 
 analogies cannot be pressed very far without breaking 
 down, and that in the matter to which I have referred 
 and many others, you must expect the whole classical 
 world to stand together, and to offer a contrast to 
 the modern Englishman if not to the whole modern 
 world, as may well happen, I will now proceed with- 
 out further preface to suggest some of the analogies 
 which occur to one as one reads the classics. 
 
 Burke said that he did not know how to draw up 
 an indictment against a whole nation, but in a certain 
 sense all classical scholars find themselves drawing 
 up this indictment against the ancient Romans or 
 against the ancient Greeks, that they resemble respec- 
 tively the Englishman on the one hand, the French- 
 man or it may be the Irishman on the other. 
 
 Generally it is the character of the peoples which 
 suggests the parallel, but sometimes it is their cir- 
 cumstances and fortunes, and the part they play on 
 the world's stage. This is the smaller and less im- 
 portant feature of resemblance : let us take it first, 
 and so clear the way for the deeper resemblances of
 
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 character. Look at the English administration of 
 India, and compare it with the Roman adminis- 
 tration of Western Asia and Syria, and you will see 
 the external analogy. Sir Alfred Lyall has said that 
 no one enters into the spirit of the life of those Roman 
 times, that no one comprehends for example the 
 Roman history contained in the Acts of the Apostles, 
 so fully as the modern Anglo-Indian magistrate. He, 
 like the Roman of old, presides over a horde of subject 
 races, hating each other even more than they hate 
 him ; over the shifty, subtle and fluent Bengalee, so 
 strong in ingenuity, so weak in character and courage, 
 corresponding to the " Graeculus esuriens," the hungry, 
 cringing half-caste Greek of Roman Asia ; over the 
 warlike Mahrattas and Ghoorkas corresponding to 
 the Parthians of Roman times ; and over the proud, 
 fanatic, intolerant Mahommedans, who look upon the 
 rule of England in India with the same mixture of 
 resignation and loathing with which the orthodox 
 and high-spirited Jew regarded the " abomination 
 of desolation," " the mammon of unrighteousness," 
 that is, the eagles of Rome, and paid his tribute to 
 Caesar in the days of the Saviour. The Anglo-Indian 
 magistrate preserves the Pax Britannica against each 
 and all of his divided subjects, as the Roman magis- 
 trate the pax Romana. He sees one section of his 
 subjects so susceptible to Western education that 
 they cast aside at once all their ancient national pre- 
 judices and beliefs and develop all the doubting spirit 
 of their conquerors, without any of that sober sense 
 and underlying instinctive faith which natural bias 
 and centuries of discipline in the Roman or English 
 way of living have engendered in those conquerors. 
 Like the Roman magistrate, he sees another section 
 so intolerant of modern ideas that the introduction of 
 each trivial reform, though it be only the use of 
 greased cartridges, or a change in the age for marriage, 
 threatens a general insurrection. Like the Roman 
 too he is the unwilling listener to endless disputes
 
 194 THE ENGLISHMAN: THE FRENCHMAN 
 
 arising out of that odium theologicum which hangs 
 heavy in the air of the East, and is for ever interfering 
 with the peaceful current of secular pursuits : if he 
 is metaphysical he asks the complainants the question 
 of the weary Pilate, " What is truth ? " more often 
 he tells them, " This is a matter of words and names 
 of which I will be no judge," and they say of him as 
 the Jews said of Gallio, " He cares for none of these 
 things." 
 
 But it is time to turn now to the deeper aspects of 
 this parallel and to the resemblance in character and 
 not in circumstances only between the English and 
 Roman, the Greeks and French. 
 
 Some points of resemblance scarcely need stating : 
 they are so obvious. The Roman was a narrow- 
 minded man intensely practical, intensely money- 
 loving and material : he made happiness and wealth 
 or happiness and good luck, identical : " beatus " 
 the wealthy man, and " felix " the lucky man both 
 stand also for the happy man : he inscribes the extent 
 of his property even upon his tombstone as the best 
 certificate he could carry into the next world for 
 admission into heaven : he pushes his economical 
 spirit not only so far into the secular affairs of life as 
 to spoil a solemn public ceremonial for want of a 
 little tasteful expenditure a grace which the Greeks 
 characteristically erected into a virtue and which is 
 known in Aristotle's treatise on the virtues by the 
 name of neyaXonQtneia as, for instance, when a certain 
 Roman named Tubero, entertaining the people in 
 honour of the victories of Scipio Agricanus (minor), 
 seated them upon benches spread with shabby goat- 
 skins and fed them out of earthenware ; but he 
 pushed it even into religion : he forbade costly 
 sacrifices : he forbade the consecration of land to the 
 gods, that is the withdrawal of it from the plough : 
 he forbade the taking up of collections in their honour, 
 that is the impoverishment of the treasury : he for- 
 bade the dedication of the precious metals to their
 
 THE ROMAN: THE GREEK 195 
 
 temples and images, that is the withdrawal of good 
 coin from commercial circulation : though perhaps in 
 this last case there was also a Puritanic objection to 
 the intrusion of a sensuous element into the worship 
 of unseen gods. The Roman again was prosaic in 
 nature as in name : Strabo the man with the squint ; 
 Naevius the man with warts ; Naso the man with 
 the nose. There is still a Marquis Scrofa in Italy I 
 believe : from classical times the name has survived : 
 Scrofa means " swine " : but Greek names were 
 such as Hegesistratus the leader of the host, Nicoma- 
 chus the victor in battle, Periander the very man. 
 So our English names, e.g. Hutton, are not romantic 
 (even " Howard " is said to = Hog man : so that 
 the " Norfolk Howards " is not after all an ironical 
 name for " harvesters ") ; or, if our names were 
 " romantic," in a sense they were taken, until a 
 comparatively recent date, from the Old Testament. 
 Parents sometimes named their children Chilion 
 Nathan and Jedidiah ; Jemima Kezia and even 
 Keren Happuch : while the Frenchman, bearing him- 
 self such names as Belchasse, Beauregard and Lauricr, 
 is appropriately giving to his sons Christian names 
 which are Pagan and Classical : he calls them " Aris- 
 tide " or " Theramene." It followed that the English 
 Revolution of the seventeenth century was based on 
 the Old Testament, the French Revolution of the 
 eighteenth century on a religious reading of Plutarch 
 and the Classics. The Roman was tenacious of old 
 ideas : still of his tongue : a lover of compromise 
 rather than of logic ; conservative to a fault ; 
 adapting new knowledge to old superstitions, rather 
 than sacrificing old superstitions to new knowledge : 
 for instance, his newer knowledge told him more and 
 more the solidarity of nature, the omnipresence and 
 omnipotence of law : his old superstitions on the 
 other hand discerned marvels and miracles, signs 
 and tokens everywhere. Another man, a Greek, a 
 shallow logical man, would have regarded the two
 
 196 THE ENGLISHMAN: THE FRENCHMAN 
 
 systems of thought as incompatible ; the conser- 
 vative and cautious Roman characteristically argued 
 otherwise : he argued that if the pulse of Nature be 
 one, if one law rules throughout the Universe, then 
 what so natural or so scientific as to believe that the 
 travail of Nature, when mighty events are drawing 
 to the hour of birth, will extend to the furthest corner 
 of her being, and transfigure even the humblest 
 things and the things least concerned with sym- 
 pathetic pangs ? Reasonably then might a Roman 
 continue to find signs of the coming times where his 
 fathers had found them before him, even in the 
 entrails of the silly sheep, the flight of the uncon- 
 scious bird. And so he accepted by preference that 
 pious Stoic rationalism which set itself to justify 
 with ingenious sophistry of argument, yet instinctive 
 wisdom of spirit, all the imaginative absurdities of 
 ancient divination. 
 
 No one who knows anything of religious thought 
 in England will deny the existence there also of a 
 spirit of conservatism, of a tenacious adherence to 
 the old in the midst of the new, of an instinctive 
 determination to keep the old while accepting also 
 the new, of an emphatic preference for compromise 
 over logic. What indeed is the national church but 
 an embodiment of compromise ? a church " with 
 Calvinistic articles, a Popish liturgy, and an Arminian 
 clergy." 
 
 4 With instinctive wisdom of spirit " because when 
 a nation is passing through that bad half-hour and 
 the half-hour of a nation's life may cover a couple of 
 centuries of individual lives which comes to people 
 who have lost their old creed and have not yet found 
 a satisfactory new one, this spirit of compromise, 
 however difficult and forced and far-fetched, is still 
 a safeguard and a sheet-anchor to conscientious souls : 
 to those who will neither keep the old unchanged if 
 their intellects refuse it, nor yet accept the new to 
 suit their intellects, if it starve their instincts and
 
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 their emotions and offer them no basis on which to 
 build a God-fearing life : " in the orphanhood of the 
 soul," says Plato, " when our spiritual parents, that 
 is, the creeds of childhood, are dead the flatterers' 
 voices are heard and the flatterers speak loud : the 
 flatterers are the body and its appetites ; beware the 
 flatterers* voices and stick by hook or crook, till 
 age has brought its own sobriety to the voices of 
 childhood, however stammering and obscure those 
 oracles." 
 
 The Romans managed and our people manage by 
 their spirit of compromise to stick as near as possible 
 to their ancient creeds. 
 
 I have been writing of compromise in matters of 
 religion ; but the British spirit of compromise is as 
 conspicuous in politics. The father of Mirabeau, 
 " the friend of man," as Carlyle calls him, says some- 
 where of the English : " These miserable Islanders 
 do not know, and will not know until their wretched 
 system has brought them to utter ruin, whether they 
 are living under a monarchy or a republic, a democ- 
 racy or an oligarchy." To the Frenchman possessed 
 by the desire for clarity and first principles such a 
 situation is wholly intolerable. To the Englishman 
 it is the most natural thing in the world. Therefore 
 an Englishman was able to carry on the work of 
 government in Egypt when a Frenchman would have 
 declared from the first that the task was absolutely 
 impossible. Here, as so often, our want of sensitive- 
 ness, or our " stupidity " as foreigners call it, stood 
 us in good stead. 1 
 
 The Roman then, to return to him, accepted even 
 this eclectic and loose theology only in its loosest 
 form ; so that the Stoics in Rome from Panaetius to 
 Seneca were always latitudinarian and indifferent to 
 strict and narrow doctrine. The Roman was a man 
 unintelligent in the ordinary sense and governed by 
 custom rather than by reason, and yet endowed with 
 
 1 The Spectator, 1008, in a review of Lord Owner's book.
 
 198 THE ENGLISHMAN: THE FRENCHMAN 
 
 that admirable substitute for reason and intelligence 
 which other creatures of custom exhibit, wise in- 
 stincts : he was a man who made much of the little 
 things of life : of the outward and visible and ritual- 
 istic side of politics and religion and social life, 
 however trivial and unphilosophical this devotion to 
 appearances may seem to be : who thought that if 
 the gown did not make the magistrate (or the student), 
 yet the magistrate (or the student) should none the 
 less wear the gown : that if forms and ceremonies in 
 religion, the attendance upon sacred chickens and 
 the observance of their cries and carriage, were little 
 things, yet it was from self-sacrificing obedience to 
 these little things that success in life for Rome had 
 proceeded ; inasmuch as any discipline, any restraint, 
 any prescribed modes of thinking and living, any 
 supernatural fears however childish and grotesque, 
 were ties which bound Roman and Roman together, 
 curbed Roman self-will and daunted Roman selfish- 
 ness, and saved Rome from the Greek anarchy of 
 individual taste and judgment, and the universal 
 selfishness of Greek free-thinking. 
 
 The Roman admiral who, being told that the sacred 
 chickens would not eat, said, " Well, let them drink," 
 and threw them overboard, and fought a battle 
 against the omen, was not the typical Roman : rather 
 Fabius, who risked defeat rather than forego ancient 
 ceremonies : he felt that reverence for such things 
 was of paramount value and that it was worth risking 
 even a defeat in battle to maintain the established 
 system of metaphysics and theology. The Oriental 
 it has been well said makes his laws a religion : 
 it cannot be charged : these are the laws of the Medes 
 and Persians : the Greek made his law and his 
 religion a matter of personal opinion, and there was 
 nothing safe from change ; but the Roman chose the 
 middle path and made his law and in a less degree 
 his religion a matter for argument and considera- 
 tion and for cautious and sober change, but at the
 
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 same time until changed, an object of unhesitating 
 obedience. 
 
 Such men as these Romans were no doubt always 
 in danger of becoming formalists, true to the letter 
 rather than to the spirit : legally rather than 
 morally justified, hypocrites who tithed mint anise 
 and cummin and neglected the weighter things of 
 the spirit ; but after all they were not conscious 
 hypocrites : they imposed upon themselves before 
 they imposed upon their neighbours. The English 
 pater-familias is a hypocrite say the French but 
 hypocrisy is hard always to distinguish from aspir- 
 ation : is he a hypocrite who hides from himself the 
 sordid side of his own character ? who being evil yet 
 veils it and knows at least how to give good gifts to 
 his children, for all his own evil ? (Henry VIII, 
 observes Mr. Lilly, had " the nonconformist con- 
 science " : he would have been a better man had he 
 been a worse.) When the Romans were extortioners, 
 e.g. as were Seneca and Brutus, two of their loftiest 
 characters, they never appear to have realized that 
 extortion might be immoral for them, although legal, 
 and that if for them it were immoral, then neither 
 the strictness with which they kept the law, or the 
 austerities of their lives, would save their names 
 from the condemnation which lies in wait even if it 
 has to wait for several generations for sinners 
 against light : for those whose gifts and moral 
 nature are in advance of their age, and who yet 
 permit their practice to lag torpidly behind in 
 company with the age. Finally these Romans were 
 men who clung through good report and evil report, 
 through learned Greek theorizing and loose Greek 
 practice : yes and even in spite of learned Greek 
 theorizing and loose Greek practice mutually allied 
 for the preaching and the practice of evil, these were 
 men who clung to the essential political virtues, to 
 practical prudence rather than to logical consistency : 
 to commercial honesty rather than Greek commercial
 
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 " smartness " (" in Greece you call in twenty witnesses 
 and attach twenty seals to a document and then you 
 are cheated : in Rome there may be no witness and 
 no seal but a plighted word is kept " J ) : and to the 
 maintenance above all of a healthy domestic life, 
 which surrounded the young from the first with an 
 atmosphere of propriety, decency, sobriety. 
 
 It is for these reasons, I imagine, that if we want to 
 see how little a good Pagan of the classical era differs 
 from a good Christian of to-day, it is to Cicero with 
 all his absurdities and insincerities, his vanities and 
 his politician's manifold dishonesties, that many of 
 us instinctively turn, rather than to Socrates or 
 Aristotle, or even to Plato. This indeed is very 
 curious and interesting and worth a minute's thought 
 and digression. Many classical scholars would no 
 doubt deny in toto the truth of what I am saying, 
 and many perhaps, while conceding the truth, would 
 explain it otherwise. They would say perhaps that 
 the only reason why men prefer Cicero to Plato is 
 to borrow the famous phrase of Lord Westbury 
 that the latter has not even a redeeming vice, while 
 Cicero has many redeeming vices, and is thoroughly 
 human and in every way such a sinner as we are 
 ourselves : we do not like, on the other hand, persons 
 so immaculate and superior as Plato. 
 
 To my mind this is not a satisfactory explanation. I 
 shouJd prefer to say that we feel in the presence of the 
 great Greeks even sometimes in the presence of Plato 
 himself as we feel towards literary men of unrivalled 
 genius but Bohemian type of mind and life : we 
 admire their vast stores of knowledge and their 
 equally ready wit and eloquence, and their fearless 
 frankness verging often on brutal cynicism ; but we 
 feel a doubt if they have any principles or any feelings 
 left, and we shrink accordingly and never give them 
 a whole-hearted confidence. The Greeks lived by 
 intellect, and the Romans by instinct, and the Greeks 
 
 1 Polybius.
 
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 therefore dropped gradually one by one even with- 
 out being able to help themselves and without guilt 
 all moral principle ; moral prejudice as they would 
 have called it : no man by thinking finds out good 
 or God, and the Greeks came to be lukewarm there- 
 fore about character and morals (like over-educated 
 men of all races since), and by the law of compen- 
 sation and the bent of his own nature, he came to set 
 a disproportionate value in consequence upon in- 
 tellect. 
 
 This can be illustrated from his use of words. 
 When the Greek or the Frenchman speaks of a man 
 metaphorically left-handed when he uses the ad- 
 jective CTxcmfc or gauche, he means intellectually or 
 artistically left-handed, i.e. stupid, dull, or inartistic 
 and tactless : when a Roman or Englishman uses 
 the word metaphorically he means by " sinister " 
 morally left-handed : the Greek and the Frenchman 
 think first of the intellect and give an intellectual 
 meaning to their words, the Roman and the English- 
 man first of the character : and their words refer to 
 the morals rather than to the intellect. The Greek 
 came to be above all things critical : a callous man ; 
 in a sense a hard man, though always merciful : i.e. 
 a man hardened against both good and evil ; a man 
 as incapable of simple enthusiasms and of a simple 
 life of humdrum duties and affections as of un- 
 mitigated brutal vice. He was the most hopeless 
 subject, e.g. for the early Christian preachers and 
 apostles whose gospel was to him " foolishness," just 
 as Evangelical religion has ever since excited the 
 aversion of men of taste : this gospel might seem a 
 revelation to babes and might be accepted * by 
 honourable women not a few," but the Greek philo- 
 sopher agreed with St. Paul that it did not commend 
 itself to the wise and prudent. 
 
 And here, before we leave the Greek philosopher, 
 and this problem which he affords tous,andthecuriouslv 
 mixed feelings with which we regard him, I think we
 
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 can here trace the analogy which it is our purpose to 
 trace. When these philosophers had become callous on 
 moral questions and had taught themselves to justify 
 deliberately as part of the resources of civilization 
 such practices as infanticide, abortion and slavery 
 and massacre, they generally, being Greeks, took 
 refuge in art and style : they devoted themselves to 
 literary polish and perfection of manner and ex- 
 pression, even more than to the accumulation of 
 knowledge. On the other hand, when the Romans, 
 in an age of material civilization and unbelief, had 
 unlearned, through Greek influence, their moral 
 prejudices and principles, they took refuge not in 
 art but in learning. The elder Pliny and Varro 
 became antiquarians of remorseless Roman energy 
 and industry : they made life hideous and the flesh 
 weary with much learning : they laid the foundation 
 for all the dry grammatical and antiquarian research 
 which has followed since : while the sceptical, artistic, 
 unlaborious and indolent Greek was all the time 
 pronouncing a great book to be a great evil, because it 
 implies a want of balance : an excess : a limitation 
 of the mind to one subject of interest. Have not the 
 same phenomena been seen in similar epochs since ? 
 The over-educated Teuton, including the Englishman, 
 in an age of moral revolution and anarchy like our 
 own, gives himself, if to any intellectual life, to 
 science, to learning in some form or other : to original 
 research. The over-educated Frenchman, on the 
 other hand, dedicates himself to art for art's sake 
 and to criticism. He becomes a stylist above all, 
 and a master of literary form and method, and an 
 expert in criticism. However this literary taste and 
 the passion for art in the Greek and the Frenchman, 
 and the indifference to taste and art in the Roman 
 and the Englishman, constitute an analogy so striking 
 and far-reaching that we shall come across it again 
 later on. 
 To return then to where we were. In the general
 
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 description of the Roman character which I have 
 attempted, how many suggestions there are of the 
 stolid Englishman or the canny Scot : of the first 
 of whom someone has said that ask him whether 
 the earth moves round the sun or the sun around 
 the earth and he would prefer to reply if he con- 
 scientiously could, " Sometimes one, sometimes the 
 other " : so great is his passion for compromise, his 
 indifference to strict logical consistency in merely 
 abstract questions ; but who again on questions which 
 are not merely abstract but practical and vital, is not 
 seldom as strait-laced as any ancient Roman. The 
 Romans were not less indifferent to Greek abstractions ; 
 in fact they summarily cut short the career alike of 
 Greek mathematicians l and of the science itself, and 
 Europe had to wait thanks to Rome's conquest of 
 the world for nearly twenty centuries for a Kepler 
 to carry forward the work of Greece. Among the 
 Greeks says Cicero * " geometry was in the highest 
 honour, but we have set the limits of this science at 
 its practical applications to measuring and calcu- 
 lating." While of the second, the Scot, his clannish- 
 ness and his thrift are qualities entirely Roman. 
 Roman too is the laconic temperament of the British 
 race : " the Romans " (says Plutarch in a passage 
 recently quoted by Professor Mahaffy) " understood, 
 as the Greeks did not " (except the Spartans and the 
 Boeotians to whom Plutarch himself oelonged), " the 
 dignity, and the majesty and the solemnity of silen 
 
 You Athenians," said the shrewd old Macedonian 
 savage Philip the Peter the Great or the Bismarck 
 of Greece you Athenians are no better than your 
 own god Hermes, all prattle and prurience." 
 
 So again in some worse features also of the Roman 
 and British character, the points of contact are many. 
 English nature and English literature are often coarse, 
 as coarse as the life of Antony : or the verse of 
 Juvenal : it is not so often prurient and morbid as 
 1 Archimedes. * Tusculan Disp., 1. 2. 5.
 
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 the life and literature of Athens and of France. 
 English nature and literature again are often rough 
 and unpolished and prejudiced : they exaggerate one 
 side of life, develop one style of virtue, miss the 
 subtler shades of character ; and accordingly, if we do 
 not indeed turn to France for all our literature as 
 Rome turned to Greece, yet we do still turn to 
 France for the most delicate criticism, the most lucid 
 analysis of life and character ; as well as for the highest 
 polish of literary style and harmonious expression. 
 
 I have already referred incidentally to this analogy 
 between Greece and France, between England and 
 Rome, but it needs more than a passing notice. The 
 causes of the analogy are obvious : the Roman and 
 the Englishman in his heart believes only in action, 
 in deeds, in life ; and under the head of action, deeds 
 and life he does not willingly include thought, still 
 less the expression of thought in language, though a 
 book being a tangible material reality gives a certain 
 importance in his eyes to its writer, such as the mere 
 pursuit of some train of thought not materialized 
 into a book would not have lent him. But the 
 thoughts which the book contains must be solid, real 
 additions to human knowledge, definite, tangible 
 facts, some scientific discovery, e.g. capable of appli- 
 cation to life, and having a commercial value : they 
 must not be intangible, misty speculations : they must 
 not be mere sentimental poetry, least of all must they 
 be experiments in sound and phrase, a mere playing 
 with pretty images, sonorous cadences, musical verses. 
 
 So too the Romans were equally contemptuous of 
 mere literature. The Roman Senate only once passed 
 a literary vote, and only once ordered a book to be 
 translated into Latin and published ; and that was in 
 the case of a Carthaginian, not a Greek book : a 
 practical treatise on farming. Accordingly we find 
 that all Roman literature almost was a mere copy and 
 adaptation of the Greek (except satire and such com- 
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 as are not usually styled literature) : and we find even 
 that Rome's great literary men shared the Roman 
 feeling of indifference to mere literature : we find 
 that they were almost all men of action and proud of 
 themselves as such. Cicero was a voluminous writer, 
 but it was not as a writer he wanted to be known, 
 but as a successful statesman, and even as a formid- 
 able aspirant to the Dictatorship : Tacitus and Pliny 
 the Younger were writers, and the latter was even 
 an affected and artificial writer, but both were men of 
 affairs, governors of men. Horace was a poet but 
 also a shrewd man of the world, the friend and con- 
 fidant of the greatest statesman of his time. Virgil 
 himself though a student and master of words 
 not a practical man in any sense was yet more than 
 a mere artist and phrase-maker, he was a simple- 
 minded peasant prophet, passionately attached to 
 the sights and sounds of the country, and the rustic 
 virtues ; deeply in earnest : while Lucretius, his 
 master, was another prophet, and even more entirely 
 in earnest ; so wholly taken up with preaching an 
 explanation of life and the spirit in which life should 
 be lived as to be quite indifferent to the melody and 
 art of his sermon : and therefore we find it hard to 
 read Lucretius to-day. Even Propertius thought as 
 much of learning as of mere form and sound, and so 
 far was not as sensuous and superficial as his Greek 
 models. 
 
 Do we not see the same features, though to a less 
 degree, in English literature ? the sensuous school 
 of writers, those who turn literature into a play of 
 words, and into harmonies of sound, or those again 
 who turn her into a series of pretty pictures and 
 literary allusions and picturesque imaginings have 
 never had a following in England : how many people 
 care for the poems of the sensuous poet, William 
 Morris ? how many care for the brilliant melody of 
 Swinburne ? and no one reads the extravagant 
 jinglings and rhymings of mere musicians, like
 
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 Marzials. Tennyson was a great master of words and 
 he has a large following ; but then, like Virgil, he was 
 a great deal more than a master of words : he was 
 very much in earnest and a very patient thinker : 
 and after all his roughest ballads were the source of 
 much of his popularity ; just as to-day people are 
 glad to read Rudyard Kipling's poems, which owe 
 nothing to mere grace of form and smoothness, and 
 are hardly to be called poems, but draw all their 
 force from the riotous abundance of life and action, 
 the spirit of reckless deeds and not of pensive medi- 
 tation, which they breathe. (Kipling characteris- 
 tically exalts Martha over Mary.) Browning again 
 was a poet, but no one reads him for his literary finish 
 and good taste, but for his vigorous pictures of life, 
 and his insistence on reality and whole-heartedness, 
 in fact as a sort of Carlyle in verse ; and he never 
 wished to be read in any other spirit : he could not 
 bear to be thought a mere student ; a " damned 
 literary man," as he vigorously expressed it : the 
 insincerity, the affectation, the hollowness, the in- 
 effectual unreality of the man who lives only in ideas 
 and words repelled him unspeakably. Turn to prose- 
 writers : Thackeray was half ashamed of being a 
 writer : he wanted to be judged as a man who lived 
 with men and knew men : Macaulay was in politics 
 and only secondarily a student : " had Montesquieu 
 been an Englishman," he added, " he also would 
 have been a civil servant and an administrator." 
 
 Sir Walter Scott, poet and prose-writer, and the 
 greatest of Scotch writers, preached this doctrine of 
 the subordination of literature to life, of style to 
 character, alike in theory and in practice : in his 
 novels and his daily acts : he pushed it so far as to 
 declare that the greatest man he had known was the 
 Duke of Wellington. But when Sir Walter went to 
 Ireland, he was received by the poor Irish with 
 enthusiasm ; they thought that a greater man than 
 the Irish soldier, Wellington, was among them.
 
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 So again Gibbon's contempt for the mere literary 
 man of his time was not merely the aristocrat's con- 
 tempt for Grub Street : it was partly the typical 
 Englishman's contempt for ranters and sob-artists : 
 just as when the older scions of old houses, which 
 have supplied the state with soldiers, sailors and civil 
 servants, are still heard occasionally lamenting the 
 degeneracy of our days, and the tendency of the junior 
 members of their houses to become journalists (" mere 
 writers," as they say) it is permissible to hear in the 
 lamentations, not the mere utterance of aristocratic 
 prejudice, but the healthier instinct also of the practical 
 English mind : a man they feel, loses touch with fact, 
 misses the significance of life, when he abandons 
 himself " to the chatter of irresponsible frivolity." 
 
 Jane Austen refused to dine out as the authoress 
 of Pride and Prejudice : only was willing to dine out 
 as " Jane Austen " : her books were not her life : 
 she felt that she was more, if also less, than they : 
 however ordinary her character and extraordinary 
 her artistic genius, she yet set the first above the 
 second, because it was herself. A mere artist, a 
 French woman, would have been honoured beyond 
 measure to receive an invitation in her character of 
 an artist : she could receive no higher compliment. 
 
 The French criticism of the English Universities 
 hits the mark and misses the mark for the same 
 reason. It is true as the French critics say that 
 Oxford has not developed science in any branch in 
 proportion to her income and influence : but why ? 
 just because Oxford is an English University : in 
 other words has aimed at a certain type of character, 
 at a certain ideal of life, rather than at the develop- 
 ment of science : it is not only because she vahn-s 
 science less, but also because she values character 
 more that she is so different from a French University : 
 against her few discoveries or triumphs in science she 
 can set the generations of young men whose very 
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 In short the material nature of the Englishman 
 leads him both for good and evil like an ancient 
 Roman, to distrust thought, to distrust, still more, 
 language as less sincere than thought, as given us, in 
 fact, to conceal our thought, and to distrust most of 
 all eloquence and melody as the most insincere forms 
 of language. 
 
 " What style, Sir," said an ambitious young Indian 
 Civil Servant once to a magnate of the East India 
 Company, " should be adopted in despatches home ? ' 
 
 " The style as we like, young man," said the ruler 
 of India of those days, " is the humdrum " : both in 
 grammar and sentiment a typical English answer. 
 
 A learned English Bishop of the later Victorian age 
 is reported to have said that the one feature of his 
 Oxford career, to which he looked back with entire 
 satisfaction, was that he had never attended a Univer- 
 sity sermon. The Verger in the same University 
 church is reported to have commented with equal 
 phlegm on the continuous flow of oratory there : 
 4 Yes, Sir, I have heard two sermons here every 
 Sunday for thirty years ; but thank God I am a 
 Christian still." 
 
 It was the same Bishop, by the way, who being 
 invited to bring his pastoral crozier to a school Con- 
 firmation Service wrote back on a post-card, " I send 
 you this p.c. to say that I shall not bring my p.c. 
 with me " ; and who on another occasion receiving a 
 gift of episcopal vestments, alb and cope and chasuble 
 and the like, from a circle of devout ladies, is reported 
 to have thanked the donors with a chastened sigh 
 and the whisper that " he would have preferred 
 twelve new night-shirts " ; and yet again the same 
 Bishop, who, after telling schoolchildren that there 
 was one book beginning with a " B " which he con- 
 sulted daily, met the raucous and eager shout of 
 14 Bible " with a hasty " No, children, ' Bradshaw ' ; 
 good-bye." 
 
 A New York reporter I remember some years ago
 
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 complaining of the taciturnity of the heroes of Chitral : 
 if these men said he, would only talk as they act, how 
 the expedition could have been boomed in New York : 
 and what a scoop for the reporter and his paper : but 
 they talk only of field sports and athletics and 
 resolutely hide their souls in a plus-quam Roman 
 reserve'. 
 
 No one knows, therefore, whether an Englishman's 
 silence is from contempt of words and love of deeds, 
 or whether it be mere shame of all emotion : both 
 varieties of silence, in fact, are found among English- 
 men. 
 
 But if one turns to the Greeks and the French one 
 finds a very different tone of mind : one finds men 
 consecrating their lives to a minute observation and 
 photography of the smallest abstract details of human 
 character and circumstance, and to a laborious study 
 of all the resources of words, in order that this meti- 
 culous picture of details may be brought home to us 
 in the most artistic and the most convincing language ; 
 and we find lives, thus consecrated, eulogized after 
 they have closed in terms which seem to our practical 
 instincts monstrously exaggerated and wholly un- 
 suitable : we should not use language so high-flown 
 over the graves even of the great men of action : of 
 the soldier, the sailor, the explorer, the missionary or 
 the statesman (of the better sort). 
 
 There is an anecdote somewhere of a right-minded 
 Englishman, John Austin, who went to an eminently 
 respected and right-minded French thinker Cousin, 
 I think and attacked Voltaire for his ribald and 
 blasphemous libels on the most romantic and innocent 
 figure in French history, the Maid of Orleans : a 
 memory more deeply cherished probably in England 
 than in France, and enshrined in English poetry 
 rather than in French ; and the eminent philosopher 
 vigorously dissented : " Mais, Monsieur, c'est chef 
 d'ceuvre, he said ; it was enough for him that the 
 libels were as witty and plausible and well-written as 
 
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 the brain of genius could make them : as literature 
 the book was to him admirable because of its form : 
 neither truth nor decency had any bearing upon the 
 question. So in ancient Greece we find the same per- 
 fection of form combined with moral callousness : 
 or again combined as in many of the dialogues of 
 Plato with no positive teaching, with merely negative 
 conclusions or quibbling ; yet Plato does not feel 
 that the dialogue (though ending in nothing but 
 mystification or sophistry), needs to be justified : it 
 is dramatic : and life-like : and that is sufficient. 
 In the case of Isocrates we see this tendency to form 
 and art for art's sake at its maximum. Isocrates has 
 hardly anything to say ; but he is immensely in- 
 terested and excited about the question of how to 
 say it : no pains are too great to be expended in the 
 effort to say it luminously and melodiously and 
 antithetically and alliteratively and proportionately. 
 In short the French and the Greek mind dedicates 
 itself to literature which consists of matter and 
 manner ; but matter to be adequately elucidated to 
 the reader depends upon manner. Naturally, there- 
 fore, manner from having the second place easily 
 slips into the first place, and sometimes comes to have 
 the only place in the writer's regard. Isocrates has 
 no matter except, indeed, the theme " of the yellow 
 peril," the danger of Eastern domination. In Plato 
 the two are generally well balanced (though con- 
 clusions are often only negative) : only in Aristotle, 
 not an Athenian, is there an actual indifference to 
 manner in the omnivorous curiosity for knowledge 
 and facts and matter. 
 
 And so with regard to style in another form : 
 graciousness of manner and courtliness : the Greeks 
 on their tombstones remarks Professor Mahaffy 
 continually record the urbanity of the deceased as his 
 cardinal virtue ; and the Irish occasionally do the 
 same ; while everyone who knows Ireland at all knows 
 that the urbanity of the Irishman is at any rate not
 
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 occasional but constant : the Irish jaunty-car driver, 
 e.g., is excessively anxious to learn what are the 
 politics of his fare in order that he may out of 
 courtesy accommodate his own thereto : and it 
 would give him acute pain to say inadvertently any- 
 thing offensive to the stranger ; in fact he makes you 
 fancy that he at least understands the Christian 
 precept that charity is the greatest of the virtues in 
 its true and broad sense : as covering outward as 
 well as inward charity, manners as well as heart : as 
 including good-temper and courtesy no less than a 
 good heart. 
 
 But the Englishman on the other hand, however 
 good his heart, however ready he be to do a real 
 service, has no use for outward courtesy : when 
 every other hat is off in recognition of a lady's appear- 
 ance, his is still on. In short this virtue seems almost 
 as unnecessary or second-rate to the ordinary Engli>h- 
 man, when his attention is directed to it by what he 
 reads about it in the Ethics of Aristotle, as it must 
 have seemed to Cato the Roman, when he gave 
 audience to foreign ambassadors amid surroundings 
 which defy description further than by the brief report 
 that courtesy and urbanity could not possibly have 
 been more entirely absent. It was for these reasons 
 that Greek became to the Romans the language of 
 the highest society, and often the language of liter- 
 ature, just as French is to-day the language of dip- 
 lomacy, the language of the courts. The late Bishop 
 of London denned a gentleman as a man of good 
 manners : the Spaniard (he said) is the best gentle- 
 man in Europe, the Frenchman next ; the Englishman 
 is not a gentleman : but he can be made one : the 
 German never. 
 
 Other failings besides these are common to the Roman 
 and the Englishman : the customary and instinctive 
 character of his virtues becomes to each a snare when 
 foreign ways and new ideas press importunately for 
 recognition ; they are resisted at first with an un-
 
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 reasoning obstinacy of conservatism : they are received 
 wholesale at last with an equally unreasoning abandon. 
 The tide which has been dammed too vehemently ends 
 by bursting the flood gates and sweeping all before it. 
 Thus Greek literature, at first dreaded and despised, 
 was afterwards only too powerful in Rome ; and it 
 was a long time before the naturally conservative 
 instincts of the Romans revived sufficiently to enable 
 them to discriminate. In the same way foreigners 
 have often said that the Englishman is so much the 
 creature of custom that he at first is impervious to 
 any change however just ; and finally for the same 
 reason the victim of any change however mischievous : 
 because he has no reason to give for the faith in his 
 own ways which was in him. He drops his religion, 
 they say, when he gets into Southern latitudes : new 
 surroundings, new principles, or rather no principles. 
 Away from home, away from the sphere where routine 
 governs him, he, like the Romans of Rome, or the 
 " stunted Romans " of Greece, the red-coats of Sparta, 
 is true neither to his own principles nor to those of 
 any other people. 
 
 In all these details the Greeks, that is, of course, the 
 Athenian type of Greek, and the French, are at the 
 opposite pole of character from the English and the 
 Romans. Logical consistency which means so little 
 to the Englishman or Roman means a great deal 
 to the French and Greeks. Abstract ideas become 
 prolific in France as in ancient Greece of endless con- 
 troversy, by no means always ending in words only. 
 Take as an illustration the abstract idea which more 
 than almost any other haunts the imagination of all 
 of us, and influences our opinions to-day, the idea of 
 equality ; in some respects, perhaps, the demand for 
 equality, the accompanying jealousy of superiority, 
 are world- wide and world-old passions : powerful 
 alike in Rome and in Greece, among Englishmen and 
 among Frenchmen : all these races, e.g., someone 
 may say, resent equally the assumption of intellectual
 
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 superiority : resent being lectured to : detest acad- 
 emic oratory in their statesmen ; and ridicule and 
 despise (or affect to despise) and at any rate distrust 
 the professor on the platform. Cicero is always 
 obliged, when addressing a popular audience, to affect 
 to despise Greek art, and Greek philosophy and Greek 
 science : to dissemble his knowledge and interest 
 in these things as Lord Sherbrooke did in Australia 
 and in England. Cleon in Athens proclaimed that 
 the plain man in the street was a better servant of 
 the state than the student of the sophists : Robes- 
 pierre in France proclaimed that " the Republic did 
 not want savants." Every number of Punch in 
 England used to contain ridicule of Mr. Lecky in 
 Parliament : nor was Sir George Cornwall Lewis a 
 great success there. So far these races agree in de- 
 spising or resenting or distrusting it is not clear 
 which intellectual, especially literary, superiority. 
 But when we come to other spheres the contrast is 
 great. Only France and Greece really try to carry 
 out into practice the doctrine of social equality : only 
 France and Greece really try to resist the power of 
 wealth and birth. In Rome Cicero was weak because 
 he had neither : because he was a new man of the 
 middle class with no superiority but the objectionable 
 superiority of a literary intellect. In Rome Crassus 
 was strong because he was both a millionaire and a 
 rather dull man. So in England one sees or used to sec 
 that a gathering of English radicals never feels happy 
 in passing a vote against the House of Lords till it has 
 put a Lord in the chair to make the vote respectable : 
 and the radical London County Council elected a few 
 years ago a Peer for chairman, a Baronet for vice- 
 chairman, and an Honourable for secretary : and an 
 English constituency will still perhaps elect a Marquis 
 by preference ; unless possibly he has against him a 
 millionaire: a millionaire- Marquis is irresistible; 
 for he is the personification of the devoutest aspir- 
 ations of all his constituents. This may be snobbish-
 
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 ness ; but if so snobbishness like other private vices 
 is a public benefit ; for from this snobbishness flows 
 a most salutary spirit of caution and conservatism ; 
 a most wholesome respect for the past and the real 
 and the practicable. But in Greece aristocrats were 
 driven out of politics or into insurrection ; as the 
 Orleanist Princes were ostracized in France ; or as 
 the young and foolish sugar Lord and millionaire Le 
 Baudy was persecuted to death, some time ago, denied 
 the usual consideration shown to all other men, just 
 because he was a millionaire : and consideration to 
 him would have looked suspicious and a violation of 
 equality. And so in these cases the French and 
 Greek passion for equality oversteps itself and falls 
 over on the other side and ends in a new inequality 
 justice for everyone except princes and millionaires. 
 The ancient Greek democrat then was as jealous 
 for equality as any Frenchman of to-day, as sensitive 
 to " coercion," as clamorous for the abstract principle 
 of autonomy as any Irishman : there is an old Irish 
 stanza which brought a little nearer to date runs 
 somewhat as follows : 
 
 " Och Dublin city there is no doubtin' 
 
 Bates every city upon the say : 
 Tis there you'll see Tay Pay a spoutin' 
 
 And all the patriots making hay ; 
 For 'tis the capitol of a happy nation 
 
 With loyal pisintry upon a fruitful sod, 
 Fightin' like divils for conciliation : 
 Murtherin' each other for the love of God." 
 
 Compromise, the essence of practicable systems 
 religious or political, was as abhorrent to him, as is 
 the name " Republic " to a French monarchist, or 
 the legal recognition of the Roman Catholic Church 
 to a French unbeliever. In a delightful anecdote 
 from Cicero (which has at last received the publicity 
 it deserves through Professor Mahaffy), the Roman 
 officer Gellius called all the Greek philosophers to- 
 gether and implored them to settle once for all their
 
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 verbal disputes and get down to solid business, and 
 to this end put at their disposal his own intelligent 
 and cultured mind, in order to effect a working com- 
 promise. But working compromises were the one 
 thing which these Greeks both for better and for 
 worse reasons did not desire. Logical consistency, 
 the symmetry and cohesion of their systems of 
 thought, were as dear to their acute intelligence, as 
 argument and oratorical display and everything in 
 short except solid business were dear to their indolent 
 vanity. These Greek philosophers and their suc- 
 cessors were the men who elaborated the philosophical 
 and religious dogmas which still largely hold the field 
 in metaphysics and theology. For example the whole 
 of the modern doctrine of the intrinsic immortality 
 of the soul is said by learned theologians to be un- 
 evangelical and mere Platonizing ; but in any case 
 it is a building by Clement and Origen, and Tertullian 
 and Augustine, and Athenodorus and Athanasius, 
 along Platonic lines, upon some passages of the New 
 Testament : the same Origen in the same way a 
 Platonizer is the first preacher of restoration and of 
 " universalism " : he, like Plato, disbelieves in all 
 punishment which is not remedial and corrective. 
 For the Greek fathers, we are told, settled the meta- 
 physical and abstract problems of theology the 
 relationship of the Father to the Son, of the Son to 
 human Nature, and the like : the Roman fathers gave 
 their attention to the doctrine of works and faith, 
 and to the doctrine of the will. 
 
 And so in the same way it is to the acute intellect 
 of France, to Rousseau, Voltaire and Diderot, that we 
 can trace the political and social dogmas which have 
 ruled the world since the French revolution. In the 
 same connection see what a dignity attaches in Greece 
 and France to words and ideas which either do not 
 exist for Romans and Englishmen or exist only as 
 of secondary importance. It would hardly be fair, 
 perhaps, to quote the Greek " optf " the origin of our
 
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 " school," but meaning " leisure," as a proof that the 
 Greek turned all leisure into an opportunity for in- 
 struction and education ; in fact the true inference 
 is as likely as not the opposite one that in the ancient 
 world, taken up with the necessary tasks of life, all 
 education had originally to be snatched in leisure 
 moments : instead of being formally and regularly 
 provided, as a serious part of life's business : and so 
 education was " leisure " to the Greeks, and " play " 
 to the Romans (ludus). But look, instead, at such a 
 word as diargi^ij : diaTQifir) means a " pastime," but it 
 comes to mean in Greek philosophical discussion 
 or a philosophical treatise, or an oratorical treatise, 
 or a scientific seance, or a conversazione : a " seance " 
 and a " conversazione " ! We have to go to France 
 and Italy for an equivalent : and the Romans were 
 equally unable to translate diaTQifiij into Latin. To 
 the Greeks, i.e., a " pastime " was an occasion for 
 literary and philosophical thought : or oratory : to 
 us anything which involves sitting still and talking 
 seems to involve waste of time and frivolity and frip- 
 pery. Look once again at o%ohri itself : " leisure " is 
 not a very lofty idea to us ; but how much it meant 
 often to the Greek : it meant philosophy : it meant 
 education : and so his word for leisure came to be 
 the spiritual equivalent of our word " school " ; his 
 leisure was often passed voluntarily and deliberately 
 in thought, in " schooling " himself, however little 
 spiritual significance may attach etymologically to 
 the kinship between these two words. When Aris- 
 totle uses the word oxoAij for " meditation," it is 
 impossible to explain away his use of the word for 
 " leisure " as a mere insignificant historical accident. 
 But turn from this abstract thought to conduct, and 
 where is this strictness and tenacity of principle in 
 Greek or Frenchman ? If the Roman or the English- 
 man subordinates his religion to his spirit of thrift, 
 yet the Frenchman or the Greek makes of his religion 
 only an opportunity for a holiday : they are the gay
 
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 nations of the earth : they never take their pleasures 
 sadly : they neither themselves feel nor tempt the 
 onlooker to feel that life would be tolerable but for 
 its amusements. 
 
 They make even war with a light heart. But the 
 Englishman hi his amusements is between Scylla 
 and Charybdis : the Scylla of coarse animalism, the 
 Charybdis of Puritanism : " Scribes and Pharisees on 
 the one side " cried Chillingworth, " publicans and 
 sinners on the other." But the gayer and lighter 
 French nature is beside itself with happiness when 
 it is the season for happiness, as it is beside itself next 
 day, it maybe, with political passion when the " red 
 fool-fury of the Seine, the mad hysterics of the Celt " 
 takes its turn with their impressionable mercurial 
 temperaments. The impassive sober-minded Roman 
 or Englishman despises this volatility and excitement : 
 it seems to him childish : to show want of seriousness 
 and principle. He is a matter-of-fact person : he is 
 not suspicious, e.g., of all about him ; but the Parisian 
 like the ancient Athenian is nothing if not suspicious : 
 often the atmosphere of Paris is one of preternatural 
 suspicion : but suspicion there always is : his troops 
 are beaten in battle, and at once there rises the cry 
 " nous sommes trahis " just as a beaten general did 
 not venture to return at once to Athens : and just as 
 Athens went mad with suspicion at the time of the 
 mutilation of the Hermae, or again at the conspiracy 
 of the 400 : and just as Diodotus said of her : " Athens 
 is the only city a man cannot serve frankly because 
 you requite him by suspecting some sinister motive, 
 some unseen price : to win your trust he needs must 
 lie.*' All such morbidly-active intelligence is foreign 
 to the Englishman. The English socialist mechanic, 
 for example, is still, if not as much as ever, hated on 
 the Continent by his confreres of " the International " 
 because he yawns at their pyrotechnical orations : 
 so the ancient Roman yawned at the histrionics of 
 the Greek ; " you know what asses Greeks make of
 
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 themselves," says Cicero to a Roman jury (we are 
 indebted again to the Dublin Professor for the refer- 
 ence), " with the arching of their eyebrows and the 
 shrugging of their shoulders." And these lively 
 expressions of lively emotion were not more offensive 
 to him and his Roman hearers than the liveliness of 
 the emotion itself : ' You cry for blood," he says in 
 another passage, " That is not Roman, it is only 
 blathering Greeks or beastly barbarians who carry 
 hate so far " : " blathering Irishmen " in the modern 
 parallel. So in this matter of animated gesture, the 
 American continent, where a Southern sun and French 
 and Irish influence have modified Anglo-Saxon cold- 
 ness, found the late Matthew Arnold a poor lecturer, 
 because he was without that fearful and wonderful 
 art, called elocution. He did not " orate " : he did 
 not move from his place : he could not even slap his 
 thigh : yet Caius Graccius himself, for all his Roman 
 coldness, made that concession to democracy : he was 
 quite unlike Henry Ward Beecher or Dr. Talmage. 
 " I cannot discover, Madam," said the late President 
 of University College, Toronto, to an American lady, 
 " that your son has that acquaintance with languages 
 and science which we require for matriculation." 
 " Oh, he does not know much of those things," was 
 the answer, " but you should hear him spout." I 
 should not venture to say that this weakness for 
 declamation extended even to the teachers as a rule 
 across the line, but occasionally it is noticeable even 
 in them. " I do not see," said a Professor of a not 
 inconsiderable University, " how so and so men- 
 tioning a very good student and a rising scholar 
 " can ever do well as a lecturer with those front 
 teeth." " Good gracious, what do you mean ? " was 
 the answer. " Have you not noticed, my dear Sir, 
 the gap in his front teeth ? I do not see how he can 
 ever attain to 4 the vocal interpretation ' of literature." 
 Even where there is no declamation, the American 
 is more high-falutin and eulogistic than the English-
 
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 man. " Out of Plato," says Emerson, "come all 
 things that are still written and debated among men 
 of thought." ' There is no sort of rubbish or non- 
 sense," says the Oxford Don, with his deprecatory air, 
 t4 that you won't find in Plato." Perhaps it is for 
 this reason that literary men seem to have in some 
 ways more influence in America than in England. In 
 America, it is said, the College President is the only 
 personal power ; the only figure corresponding to an 
 English Duke : his influence is only impaired by that 
 democratic jealousy which insists upon the equality 
 of all men : one man is as good as another. In 
 England, on the other hand, the College President will 
 not be hampered by democratic equality, but he will 
 be contemptuously thrust aside by the national con- 
 tempt for learning ; and will enjoy less influence 
 than his colleague in America : unless, indeed, he be 
 a nobleman ; and then he will regain from the English 
 aristocratic spirit, all the influence his American 
 brother enjoys from the American admiration of 
 literature : probably, on the whole, as the English 
 aristocracy and the English upper classes are largely 
 educated men and women, the educated have as much 
 influence in England as in the States ; but for different 
 reasons. In England because of their birth and in 
 spite of their education : in America because of the 
 superior education and in spite of their superior birth. 
 So in the case of another kind of gesticulation- 
 dancing : imagine, if you can, an ancient Roman when 
 he was sueing for a lady's hand attempting to further 
 his suit by standing upon his head upon the table 
 and figuring with his legs : this is too much it is true 
 even for Greek taste, and Hippoclides, the suitor in 
 question, " danced away his marriage." But this 
 was the only dance we hear of Greece rebuking ; 
 whereas there was no sort of dancing even the most 
 dignified but was a scandal to the typical Roman, as 
 it is to not a few Englishmen and Scotchmen. For 
 one thing these races are too stiff and awkward to
 
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 dance. The native of this Continent, the American 
 or Canadian (or Red Indian) is distinguishable in 
 Regent Square or the Strand for his lither and more 
 lissome figure and carriage. And in matters much 
 more serious than dancing, respectability and self- 
 restraint were demanded of Romans, even of Roman 
 youths, such as never formed a factor in the life of 
 Greek youth, nor indeed were even required by the 
 theories of Greek philosophers. In fact the Greek 
 philosopher, the very crown of his race, often stood 
 on the same moral (or immoral) level as an easy-going 
 Roman man of the world who never professed to be 
 a moralist. Socrates, e.g., stands on the same plane 
 in some not unimportant details of morality with the 
 coarse elder Cato, or the bon vivant Horace. It was 
 only in Rome that efforts were made by parents to 
 preserve for their sons the happiness which comes to 
 him who is content with temperate pleasures : to 
 shield their sons from the unhappiness which follows 
 upon the appetite for intemperate and highly-seasoned 
 excitements : for such excitements as leave a sting 
 and project a sting ; spoiling the past with poisoned 
 memories, and the future with importunate desires ; 
 and making their victim ultimately if he yield to 
 them to be in turn " a Prodigal's favourite and then 
 a miser's pensioner." 
 
 In many other ways the laxity of the Greeks about 
 conduct may be contrasted with their demand for 
 precision of theory, and may be paralleled in modern 
 France. The great Frenchman who died recently, 
 Renan, was a model of Greek excellence and polish, 
 the very type of a Greek philosopher : polished in 
 literary style and polished in personal manner : never 
 dissenting without first politely agreeing. " Vous avez 
 mille raisons," he would say before proving to you 
 that you knew nothing : eloquent : witty : subtle : 
 lucid and fair. But in practical matters he did not 
 profess to retain even rudimentary convictions. One 
 who had scandalized the world by his writings, he
 
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 would say, should in mere decency forbear to scan- 
 dalize it by his acts : and therefore as a matter of 
 taste, from a Greek sense of the artistic, m&b <ty<w, 
 he preferred to keep the ten commandments : but 
 whether they deserved such observance was an open 
 question : in any case he could not feel much interest 
 in practical questions of any sort. Thought and the 
 exposition of thought in language (not action) was 
 his metier, his line in life. Action was repellent to 
 him just as to the Greek " labour " and " sorrow " 
 are synonymous (nfoos) : and " action " (ngayfta) is 
 also " a bore " and " a worry " and " a nuisance " : 
 to the same Greek again " action " and " actor " came 
 to mean " poetry and poet " : " to act," or " to 
 make," is to write poetry : " with all your making, 
 make poetry," surely a bewildering and a dazzling 
 light upon the nature of the Greek mind and its in- 
 herent love of literature. But to return to Re*nan 
 the very omnibus conductors, he complained, soon 
 found out that he was not a practical person ; and 
 that no consideration for his wishes and convenience 
 were necessary from practical persons like themselves. 
 Serious men indulge in irony no doubt : but Re* nan's 
 irony rings of Greek scepticism and levity, not of 
 Roman scorn and seriousness. A British statesman 
 also, it is well known, must not only be serious to 
 command attention, but must at pain of losing all 
 standing, be almost heavy : levity, lightness, wit, 
 humour, anything that can recommend him to liter- 
 ature, to cultivated hearers, all these things are 
 equally anathema : a man cannot jest and be in 
 earnest too : Plato's principle of * " refined earnest- 
 ness and that playfulness which is earnestness* twin 
 sister " is insufferable, unbearable, wholly unintelli- 
 gible to a British audience. Something of dullness is 
 the first factor in respectable seriousness of purpose. 
 How much humour had Mr. Gladstone ? And yet 
 Renan, from whom we have again digressed, was a 
 1 Plato's Sixth Letter.
 
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 very Puritan by the side of many other litterateurs 
 and stylists of France, whose assaults upon the 
 Decalogue have not been confined to raillery and 
 playful doubts. If you tell a Frenchman, it is said, 
 of someone whom you admire he asks, " What does 
 he know ? " if an American, " What can he do ? ' 
 if an Englishman, " What sort of a fellow is he ? " 
 that idea of character as the chief interest in a man, 
 was familiar to the Romans. 
 
 Take even domestic life where Christianity by 
 introducing higher standards has made it almost 
 impossible for any nation to revert to Greek uses, 
 yet even here French domestic life in Paris at any 
 rate comes nearer to the Greek, and English nearer 
 to the Roman type. The English are consummate 
 hypocrites and consummate prudes on this question 
 the French tell us : in other words they show 
 their usual political instinct and sagacity, but they 
 are only politic not sincere ; and no doubt the 
 Greeks said the same of the ancient Romans; 
 especially of that typical Roman, the elder Cato, of 
 whom we have heard from Plutarch, that he never 
 kissed his wife in the presence of his daughter. I 
 recollect a well-known and highly-respected lady in 
 Oxford the wife of a popular Professor finding 
 fault with the late Canon Liddon for accepting an 
 invitation to dine with the Master of Balliol there to 
 meet " George Eliot." Allowance being made for 
 our higher standards, Cicero, I think, showed a hardly 
 keener sense of propriety when he confessed with 
 what qualms he found himself dining at the same 
 table as the actress Cytheris : but would any Greek 
 have felt any qualms at all ? the thing is incredible. 
 Socrates in such circumstances would at once have 
 cross-questioned the actress on the art of entrapping 
 lovers, and would have suggested that she should try 
 her skill on himself. 
 
 Even to Plutarch, the most exemplary and the 
 least Bohemian of all great Greeks, marriage is
 
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 very far indeed from being the sacred tie which 
 it often was for the Roman. And so in modern 
 Paris, while the divorce courts are as active as in the 
 United States, domestic affection appears, on the 
 whole, in the ancient Greek form, of devotion to 
 children on the part of the parents : devotion to 
 parents on the part of the children, rather than in 
 the form of marital devotion of husband and wife. 
 And this is natural. The Frenchwoman marries like 
 the Athenian woman, at her parents' bidding : and 
 to do so emerges for the first time from rigid, per- 
 haps conventual, seclusion : her liberty begins with 
 marriage, where the liberty of the Roman or Anglo- 
 Saxon woman is apt to end. If happy marriages lie 
 at the foundation not only of individual happiness, 
 but of national well-being, it is not unreasonable to 
 attribute to this source in some degree the success of 
 Rome and the failure of Greece : the comparative 
 strength of England and the many maladies of modern 
 France. Again, while the courage and devotion of 
 Roman wives was proverbial, and Arria and Portia 
 are only two names out of many, the women of Greece 
 (apart from those of Sparta), whether from want of 
 depth in their natures, or from a vicious training, 
 gained no such reputation. What reputation they 
 did gain was rather as conversationalists and wits. 
 Diotima of Mantinea and Aspasia of Miletus were 
 more conspicuous for their gifts of intellect than for 
 their force of character. Perhaps it is not less true 
 that Frenchwomen have shone rather in this direction 
 than in any other; and that their triumphs have 
 been achieved in the creation and management of 
 salons, and in the persons of Madame de Stael, Madame 
 Roland, Madame Adam, and other prodigies of tact 
 and conversation. The superiority of French actresses 
 points in the same direction. The only great British 
 actresses (or actors either for the matter of that), are 
 of course Irish : to put the truth in an Irish way. 
 On the other hand the Greek and the Frenchman
 
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 has this advantage over the Roman and the English- 
 man in that he is not liable to be carried away by 
 foreign and novel habits for want of any principle of 
 intelligent criticism : his habits are not based on 
 unintelligent custom : they have been examined by 
 him : they stand on their own merits : the Greek 
 and the Frenchman is a law to himself, when the 
 other law fails (and in his eyes it fails very often). 
 If he seems to be sometimes blown about by every 
 wind of doctrine and the slave of each new paradox, 
 it is not for want of intelligence as the Roman or 
 Englishman but from excess of intelligence it is 
 because his sceptical, inquisitive, fickle and susceptible 
 intelligence becomes tired of harping on the same old 
 truths for ever : becomes tired of hearing the same 
 old virtues praised for ever : becomes bored to death 
 with the stale old rant about Aristides and his justice. 
 Most of us recollect that anecdote of the dull Spartan 
 who asked the Athenian why Aristides had been 
 banished : and some of us have heard of the Athenian's 
 scoff at Socrates : " Hallo, Socrates, here you are 
 repeating the same old illustrations." " Yes," said 
 Socrates, " and, what is more surprising, to enforce 
 the same old truths," or in other words " Yes, the 
 same old songs and what is more to the same old 
 tunes." The Greek then is the slave of each fresh 
 paradox, only because "he is contemptuous and 
 weary of ordinary things " : only because "he is 
 ever seeking for conditions of life other than those 
 in which he lives, though he has not had the patience 
 to master these thoroughly " : only because he is, 
 above all, " a visionary and a student, dreaming in a 
 metaphysical lecture-room," and is, least of all, " the 
 sober, practical statesman planning for a nation's 
 welfare " : x in short because " he is a walking inter- 
 rogation point." " What's that you say ? " 2 " So- 
 crates," says Cope, " went about seeking whom he 
 might confute." So for the same reason the French- 
 1 Thucydides, III, 38. a Aristophanes, Clouds, 1174.
 
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 man and Greek are apathetic and criminally patient 
 about dull domestic wrongs, which bore without 
 exciting them. An observer of the Reign of Terror 
 wrote : l The patience with which the French have 
 tolerated imprisonment en masse, the judicial assassin- 
 ation of hundreds, convicts the nation. In all that 
 time not a son dared avenge his father, not a husband 
 defend his wife, not a father rescue his child : and 
 this in a country where swords would once have leapt 
 from scabbards for the sake of a mistress or an 
 epigram." It is this which makes Frenchman or 
 Greek seem unstable, not unintelligent helplessness. 
 The Greek even in the presence of his Roman master 
 remained sure that he was incarnate reason and not 
 his master : that he was the intellect of the world : 
 just as the Frenchman however humiliated does not 
 abate one jot of his confidence that France is, and 
 must ever remain, the training school of Europe, the 
 eye of the European body politic. 
 
 I do not think it is inconsistent with this to add, 
 that the quick sympathy and susceptibility of the 
 Greek made him appreciate the strong points of other 
 nations, and adapt himself to them more or less con- 
 sciously and sincerely, while the Roman repelled all 
 foreign ways at first with the savage's contempt and 
 hatred of all foreigners, and then accepted them at 
 last with the savage's helplessness in the presence of 
 keener minds. The Greek was from the first sym- 
 pathetic and appreciative, critical in the good as well 
 as in the bad sense : he never lost his sense of his own 
 keener insight, but this did not prevent him from 
 admiring and flattering stronger types, and cringing 
 to them or actually copying them sometimes even 
 where he despised them. And so we find the Greek 
 of the Roman Empire conspicuously demoralized and 
 debased in character by his position as slave, even 
 while retaining his intellectual pride : he became a 
 time-server and an opportunist, and that most melan- 
 choly of spectacles, a man of genius without con- 
 
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 science and self-respect. And so we find the Greeks 
 of Ionia from the very first orientalized and denation- 
 alized by association with Lydian and Persian satraps. 
 His supple and elastic versatility despised the pre- 
 judices of nationality and became everything and 
 therefore nothing : the chameleon of nations. And 
 yet he is not a helpless and passive chameleon, 
 changing against its own will and despite itself and 
 from without, but rather changing like the poet who 
 recognizes consciously and gladly every mood and 
 type of life which meets him and answers to its appeal, 
 and finds for it a voice and an expression better than 
 it could have found for itself, and yields himself for 
 the time to its influence, till the mood is past and 
 begins to bore him. Or as the opportunist accepts 
 each circumstance and character he meets adapts 
 himself to it and without resisting it is content to 
 turn it to his own advantage. 
 
 Or again, to vary the metaphor, as certain crea- 
 tures are said to have the instinct for their own 
 safety of taking upon themselves the colours and 
 appearance of their surroundings : the protective 
 mimicry of Nature it is called. In the animal world, 
 that is, certain creatures are protected or assisted 
 in the struggle for existence by their resemblance 
 to their surroundings ; and of this resemblance 
 naturalists recognize two forms : (1) a resem- 
 blance produced externally ; certain colours, e.g. 
 which dominate the surroundings of the caterpillar, 
 colour the caterpillar itself and assimilate it to the 
 leaves upon which it feeds : but in other cases 
 (2) the assimilation is from within : the variations of 
 nature result in certain forms which accidentally 
 perhaps, and yet intrinsically, and therefore in a 
 certain sense spontaneously, resemble their surround- 
 ings. To this assimilation, which even if it be not 
 really conscious and deliberate, is yet spontaneous, 
 one may compare the conscious and spontaneous 
 assimilation of himself by the Greek to his sur-
 
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 roundings. But when we see a Roman, on the other 
 hand, changed and transformed by his surroundings, 
 we feel that there is nothing ingenious, quick-witted 
 and dexterous in the change of attitude ; he could not 
 help himself ; he changed without intending it ; he 
 would have stayed as he was if he had been able ; but 
 circumstances were too much for him ; the prevailing 
 colour prevailed over him because he could not resist 
 it ; though he may revert presently perhaps with his 
 innate conservatism to the older and longer-established 
 and instinctive type; but for the time he is the 
 victim and the creature of his environment ; he is 
 the green caterpillar. 
 
 Not less of course but more conspicuous is the 
 advantage of the Greek and French on the side of 
 the fine arts : all the stories one hears of self-made 
 Englishmen or Western Americans sending for casts 
 of ancient statues, the Venus of Melos for instance, 
 and then sueing the railway companies for damages 
 or calling upon them to replace the statues with new 
 ones as good as the old, because the casts arrive 
 minus an arm : these are only the modern versions 
 of the stories told in Greece from 146 B.C. and 
 onwards, of the ignorance and stupidity of the vulgar 
 Roman collector ; who collects because it is the proper 
 thing for a rich man to do, but who knows nothing 
 and cares less for art : and who threatens the ship- 
 master who transports these treasures from Greece to 
 Rome that he shall be forced to replace in its former 
 condition whatever is broken on the voyage. 
 
 So again not only are style and criticism the 
 peculiar glory of France and Greece even after 
 Greece lost all sense of style she still maintained in 
 Polybius her pre-eminence in acute criticism, detach- 
 ment of mind, and judicial impartiality of intellect 
 but in smaller matters wit is a French boast as it 
 was a Greek virtue ; just as to refer again for a 
 moment to Ireland there is more wit bubbling over 
 in a day in a Dublin home-rule riot (says Mr. Bagehot
 
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 in one of his incomparable essays) than could be 
 gathered in a year from the dull courts of Westminster. 
 And in Athens nothing flourished more than the clubs 
 for collecting and perpetuating bon-mots and epi- 
 grams. If the end of life was never quite a joke 
 to the life-loving Athenians, yet a joke was certainly 
 the end of life. Again, as Paris sets the style to the 
 world for dressing, so the barbers and tailors and 
 perfumers of Rome were Greeks : and it was a stand- 
 ing paradox no doubt to many a Roman (to quote 
 Mr. Bagehot again), that while the Greeks taught 
 him almost everything he learned, whether of science 
 or of art, they still remained barbers, fiddlers, dancing- 
 masters, actors, professors, domestic chaplains and 
 literary hacks, while he and his countrymen remained 
 rulers. Compare the Englishman's idea of French- 
 men : at any rate till recently. " Counts indeed," 
 said Beatrice, " every one of these wretches says he 
 is a count : Guiscard said he was a count, and I 
 believe he was a barber : all Frenchmen are barbers : 
 don't contradict me : or else dancing-masters or else 
 priests." * If England, says someone, has 100 religions 
 and one sauce, France has 100 sauces and no religion. 
 I said " almost " everything, for there is one 
 exception which in itself illustrates the parallel I am 
 drawing. Just as Paris is the most artistic, yet 
 London the healthier and more comfortable, and also 
 the more decent of the two capitals, the English- 
 man's prudery again coming in so also in ancient 
 times if Roman art was inferior to Greek, and was 
 borrowed from Greece, yet in some respects Rome 
 surpassed Greek cities ; in health, viz. in comfort 
 and decency. For instance the Roman gave himself 
 with whole-souled enthusiasm to the practical and 
 congenial subject of drains : both as a matter of 
 common sense and as a matter of decency. He even 
 installed over this agreeable department of life his 
 national goddess ; and Venus received a new mission 
 1 Thackeray's Esmond, Book III, chap. 2.
 
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 in life, to superintend and direct with supernatural 
 guidance the working of Rome's very modern and 
 very scientific sewage system ; and in return was 
 honoured with a new title, " Venus Cloacina " " Our 
 Lady of Drains." For drainage and washing purposes 
 Rome received by her several aqueducts a daily 
 volume of nearly 39,000,000 cubic feet of water, 
 three times as much as modern cities of the same 
 size (Toronto uses 35,000,000 gallons only, not one- 
 fifteenth). Hence Strabo contrasts Greek cities with 
 Rome to the advantage of the latter ; just as any- 
 one who dislikes to see sewage flaunting itself before 
 the face of a whole people on the bosom of a majestic 
 river, or who dislikes to see other small indecencies 
 of the streets, prefers London to Paris (or at least 
 used to do so : since Baron Hausmann's time Paris 
 has been reformed in these respects). The Greek 
 love of beauty in short did not extend to health or 
 comfort or cleanliness always, and often stopped short 
 at outward shape and form, just as politeness (a 
 Greek and French virtue) often stops short at out- 
 ward ceremonies. The same Greek love of beauty 
 occasionally too conflicts with decency to eyes which 
 are not Greek or French, when it seems to question 
 the necessity of every one wearing at least an irre- 
 ducible minimum of clothing. So too the Roman 
 Bible contained the verse which the Englishman has 
 boldly foisted upon his Bible, though it does not in 
 reality contain it, " cleanliness is next to godliness." 
 Neither Greeks nor French are religiously clean : nor 
 is it only the politicians of Ireland who need white- 
 washing. But wherever the Roman went, there went 
 also, as recent excavations are perpetually showing, 
 his elaborate bathroom with its hot and cold water 
 pipes and its steam pipes, precisely as the progress 
 of the English pater-familias round the globe used to 
 be signalled by a procession of zinc and tin baths 
 lurching on the tops of cabs and in the luggage van 
 of railway trains, and now is advertised less conspicu-
 
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 ously by a neatly folded package out of which is 
 blown up in a few minutes a rubber tub. 
 
 Under this same general head of the arts it is an 
 old observation of Cicero's that music had less influence 
 on Roman than on Greek minds. Part of this charge 
 is due probably to the later date of Roman civiliza- 
 tion : even the Greeks latterly as we know from 
 Philodemus' tract on music rescued recently from 
 Herculaneum had ceased to be so much influenced 
 by it. The connection between music and morals is 
 says Philodemus fiddlesticks : but part of the 
 difference which Cicero notices must be put down to 
 the intrinsically different characters of Greeks and 
 Romans the sensuous susceptibility of the first and 
 the impassivity of the second. The only exception I 
 can think of to this greater sensitiveness of the Greeks 
 to the sensuously beautiful is the exception of Virgil, 
 and Virgil's love of nature the lakes and rivers, 
 woods and mountains : a love which strikes the 
 modern reader as much more profound and direct 
 than anything of the sort in Greek literature : but 
 this is only an individual exception, and Virgil was 
 no more a typical Roman, was far less a typical 
 Roman, than Wordsworth or Tennyson were typical 
 Englishmen. 
 
 There are one or two isolated traits to dwell no 
 more on the arts which illustrate our parallel. There 
 is the Roman and the English respect for age : a 
 trait noticeably missing in Athens as in America, and 
 not specially conspicuous in France. There is the 
 French and Greek passion for the theatrical, the 
 piquant, the striking, for eclat, for notoriety. The 
 Athenian and the French soldier, e.g., are conspicuous 
 for dash, for elan, for brilliant enterprise : not so 
 conspicuous for that dull hammering away at the 
 enemy which has sometimes saved an English army 
 from defeat even after it has been beaten. " They do 
 not know when they are beaten," complains the 
 exasperated victor, and so he loses his victory. And
 
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 the Romans never knew : nor the Spartans. An 
 English army might have won the battle of St. 
 Quentin in 1871 : the French won and then lost 
 from premature despair (as the Athenians but for 
 despair might have secured their retreat from Syra- 
 cuse). Soult after Albuera wrote : " There is no 
 beating these troops, in spite of their generals. I 
 always thought them bid soldiers, now I am sure of 
 it ; for I turned their right, pierced their centre, they 
 were everywhere broken, the day was mine, yet they 
 did not know it and would not run." 
 
 But an army brilliant in battle under favourable 
 conditions needs, as one of these conditions, to be 
 wound up for battle by brilliant oratory : it likes to 
 hear, it almost requires to hear, " that from the 
 pyramids twenty centuries are looking down upon 
 it." Every Athenian army was regularly wound up 
 for battle by oratory, though even so it was not 
 always bound to win : only a Spartan army could 
 fight and win when taken unexpectedly and not 
 wound up ; as in the first battle of Mantinea. I 
 presume, along the same lines of reflection, that a 
 poetic and oratorical general, like Sir Ivor Hamilton, 
 e.g., was not likely ever to be popular with British 
 Tommies : Redvers Buller was their favourite. A 
 British public again would never have elected Sopho- 
 cles as general ; even a French public would have 
 stood rather aghast ; it would have celebrated his 
 death by a " mafficking " night in Paris, but it would 
 hardly have elected him a general ; yet this quality 
 of oratory in a soldier is sometimes essential. When 
 Lord Wolseley was fighting the Mahdi he prepared a 
 proclamation for the Soudanese and had it translated 
 into Arabic, but fortunately asked an Arab to revise 
 it ; it was very British, simple, prosaic, definite. The 
 reviser read it and said that no Soudanese would 
 have any idea of what it meant ; his revision con- 
 tained the same meaning but in the language of Isaiah. 
 So when Marshal St. Arnaud was in the Crimea he
 
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 issued a proclamation beginning " soldats 1'heure est 
 venue de combattre et de vaincre." Simultaneously 
 came a general order from Lord Raglan to his troops : 
 it said, " I have requested Commissary-General Fidler 
 to take steps to insure that the troops shall all be 
 provided with a ration of porter for the next few 
 days." Each order was effectual : the French and 
 the British stormed Alma with equal gallantry. These 
 are mild illustrations : there are others more quaint. 
 An English general at Cadiz in 1702 is said to have 
 issued the following proclamation : " Englishmen who 
 eat good beef and soup remember that it would be 
 the height of infamy to be beaten by this canaille of 
 Spaniards who live on oranges and citrons." 
 
 I should like to complete these paragraphs by 
 passing from military rhetoric to the rhetoric of 
 laymen. In the last week of April, 1778, Franklin, 
 the American ambassador, attended a ceremonial 
 banquet at the Academic des Sciences in Paris. A 
 general demand arose that " Monsieur Voltaire and 
 Monsieur Franklin should salute each other in French 
 fashion " accordingly, but it is only fair to add 
 with visible reluctance the two veterans fell upon 
 each other's necks, and the spectators burst into 
 rapture : " It is Solon," they cried, " embracing 
 Sophocles." 
 
 The same academy, by the way, held a similar 
 function in 1910 when I happened to be in Paris. 
 I read in next day's papers that a great savant had 
 read a paper which had dissolved his Immortals into 
 tears with its charm of style and pathos. I tried to 
 picture the Royal Society dissolved into tears ; but 
 before my mind arose instead a memory or legend 
 of the man who had left it ten thousand pounds : 
 ; ' because," said the testator, " after suffering through 
 long years from insomnia, I lighted upon its lectures, 
 and found immediate profound and refreshing slum- 
 ber." There arose also a characteristic passage from 
 Mr. Chesterton, which describes an English schoolboy
 
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 fervently " orating " : while another and more typical 
 schoolfellow buries his face in his desk groaning in 
 shame and gasping, '* Shut up, shut up, shut up." 
 
 Is not this the reason why personal government 
 seems to appeal so much more to the French race, 
 or to the Irish, than to the Anglo-Saxon ? It looks 
 like a contradiction to say that the nation of logical 
 theorists who have pressed the doctrine of equality 
 to its extreme lengths can also be aristocrats and 
 upholders of personal rule ; yet is not this contradic- 
 tion a fact ? The dullness, the pettiness, the weary 
 monotony and the snail-like pace of progress, all 
 these features of constitutional democracy which the 
 Anglo-Saxon accepts philosophically, as better than 
 the brilliancy and the wisdom of any kingly philo- 
 sopher or " patriot-king," because it involves self- 
 government, i.e. education, while the philosopher- 
 king educates no one but himself and his agents, all 
 these features seem unspeakably disgusting to a 
 brilliant, impatient, theatrical population : they are 
 all preaching equality, and yet they are sighing for 
 some dazzling and heroic figure to rule over them : 
 to centralize the nation's brilliancy as no parliament 
 can : to furnish just the one glowing exception which 
 will prove the rule of equality, and deliver it from 
 tediousness : and so the ancient Greek was for c\ r 
 setting up for himself some tyrant or personal ruler 
 whom the next generation proceeded to knock down 
 again. 
 
 From this same point of view France, as wits have 
 often said, is the feminine element in the modern 
 European family : she is always unhappy if the 
 reflection of herself in the glass of public opinion be 
 not flattering : she always seems to be saying to 
 herself, " How am I looking to-day ? is this style of 
 government becoming to me ? how do they like my 
 complexion in London and Vienna ? do these attm- 
 tions which I am receiving from Warsaw and Belgrade 
 make them jealous ? " These are the anxieties of
 
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 the public mind of la belle France. It is not that 
 she values foreign opinion more than her own opinion : 
 quite the contrary : it is only that she must by the 
 law of her being attract and dazzle even the benighted 
 and vulgar boors of London and Berlin, or she is 
 restless and discontented as a woman who is not 
 receiving " attentions." In other words her pre- 
 dominating passion is rather vanity than pride, the 
 passion of the Roman or Englishman. A similar 
 picture is drawn in memorable words by Carlyle of the 
 relations of England and Ireland, " a dull and selfish 
 working-man mated with a vain and sharp -tongued 
 wife, such is the tragic union of England with Ireland." 
 It is only to say the same thing in a slightly different 
 way to say that the French are childish as compared 
 with the English : and it is a very old rebuke of the 
 Greeks which the priest of Egypt pronounced : " Solon, 
 Solon, you Hellenes are childish always, there is no 
 old age in Hellas." " The Jews after all," said Heine, 
 " were men : the Greeks only handsome boys " : 
 or, again, the speaker in Thucydides' first book says 
 of the Athenians, " They were created, never to be at 
 rest themselves nor to let others rest " : of the French 
 Thiers said, " We are always in hot water ourselves 
 and we are always the pest and plague of all who 
 have anything to do with us : we are always fighting, 
 always inquiring, always inventing, always destroying 
 prejudices and breaking up institutions and supplying 
 political science with new facts, new experiments, 
 new warnings. Two or three thousand years hence, 
 when civilization has passed on in its westward 
 course, when Europe is in the state in which we now 
 see Asia Minor and Greece and Egypt, only two of 
 her children will be remembered : one a sober, well- 
 disposed good boy, the other a riotous, unmanageable, 
 spoilt child : and I am not sure that posterity will 
 not like the naughty boy best." And so Voltaire in 
 one of his plays calls the English the grown men of 
 Europe, " but the French are her children, and with
 
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 them I love to play." (I am indebted for my quota- 
 tions from Thiers and Voltaire to that mine of happy 
 illustrations, the essays of Mr. Lionel Tollemache. 
 Anyone who has visited Paris recently has a new 
 illustration of French childishness staring him in the 
 face on the heights of Montmartre. No sooner has 
 the Roman Church built a new and specially conspi- 
 cuous centre for its worship the Church of the Sacre" 
 cceur than Anti-Clericalism promptly follows suit 
 and erects exactly opposite the door a shrine to the 
 last martyr whom the same church burned at the 
 stake ! Where outside France are clericals and anti- 
 clericals so child-like in their quarrels ? 
 
 That Irish character at its best is feminine, is 
 curiously illustrated by statisticians : even these dull 
 gentry have discovered that while less than one- 
 twentieth of the eminent men of the United Kingdom 
 are Irish, not less than one-third of the eminent women 
 are Irish on one or both sides. It was perhaps this 
 childish love of glory which led the Greeks to justify 
 tyrannicide more positively than the sober Romans 
 ever did. There was a great deal of demur and doubt 
 in Rome as to the right feeling to entertain towards 
 Caesar's murderers : there was only praise in Athens 
 for Harmodius and Aristogiton and Timoleon. The 
 only English champions of tyrannicide, if I recollect, 
 were Shelley and Landor, " Greeks born out of due 
 time." And so to-day it is the French or Slav anar- 
 chist to say nothing of Charlotte Corday whose 
 love for dramatic and brilliant spectacular effects 
 leads him to the modern form of tyrannicide, the 
 removal of the propertied classes by dynamite ; and 
 it is the French-American or Slav-American anarchist 
 of Chicago who revives the classical form of tyrannicide 
 by killing for notoriety's sake American Prrsi<!< nts. 
 The Parisian said Voltaire is a cross between an 
 ape and a tiger the French have always imitated 
 the ferocity of classical history more closely than 
 other modern people. If it cannot be said that
 
 236 THE ENGLISHMAN: THE FRENCHMAN 
 
 suicide in the same way is Greek and French rather 
 than Roman and English, it is only because suicide 
 is so much more serious and unpleasant a responsi- 
 bility for the notoriety-seeker than tyrannicide. A 
 great Frenchman on a famous occasion entered upon 
 war (he said) with a light heart : it was a light matter 
 to risk other people's lives : but not even a great 
 Frenchman takes his own life with light heart. In 
 fact the gaiety and joyousness of the French and 
 Greek races renders suicide specially unnatural and 
 abhorrent to them. Just as in Ireland, the rate of 
 suicide stands lower than in any other part of the 
 British Empire, so low that it is infinitesimal. And 
 yet of genuine moral scruples against suicide there 
 is more trace in Roman than in Greek history : and 
 more sympathy with the stoical sentiment of the 
 modern poet. 
 
 " When all life's hopes and blandishments are gone 
 The coward slinks out of life, the brave live on." 
 
 The Roman Stoics were always divided on the ques- 
 tion ; for though the seriousness and the strength of 
 Roman wills welcomed this effective way of vanquish- 
 ing all enemies, whether the foeman or the tyrant 
 or disease or pain or the whips and arrows of opposing 
 fortune, yet on the other hand the seriousness of 
 Roman purpose, the desire to use and not abuse the 
 gift of life, led them to wait and ponder and act 
 cautiously. But no Greek doubts the lawfulness of 
 suicide unless it be the least Greek of the Greeks, 
 Plato. 
 
 It is true that the whole of the ancient world 
 was theatrical as compared with the modern world, 
 but the Greeks went further in this direction than 
 the Romans. This theatrical element in ancient life 
 the French have often imitated, and so even suicide 
 so far as suicide has been a final bit of display, a 
 magnificent defiance hurled at Fortune in tones loud 
 enough to reach all men's ears and make them tingle
 
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 so far even suicide in its dramatic form may be 
 said to be specially Greek and French. Certainly 
 English suicide, though common enough, is rarely 
 dramatic or impressive. It is not spectacular, I mean : 
 it is impressive only as a sign of sincere and profound 
 strength of purpose. This aspect of British suicide 
 it was which impressed Napoleon, who contrasted it 
 with French indecision and infirmity of purpose. 
 ' The English character," he says, " is superior to 
 ours. Conceive Romilly, one of the leaders of a 
 great party, committing suicide at fifty because he 
 had lost his wife. They are in everything more 
 practical than we are : they emigrate, they marry, 
 they kill themselves with less indecision than we 
 display in going to the opera. They are also braver 
 than we are." Braver but less artistic surely : a 
 more inartistic and horribly practical and matter-of- 
 fact performance than that at which Mr. Brown or 
 Mr. Smith confounds himself and his surroundings 
 with a blunt razor cannot possibly be imagined. The 
 ugliness of the deed is even more obvious than the 
 sin of it. 
 
 It is only during these last few years that the 
 yellow press and the theatrical notoriety-craving 
 spirit of this self-conscious age has produced even 
 in England suicides planned and perpetrated by 
 hypocrites, i.e. by actors ; actors who have one eye 
 fixed on the newspaper reporter and the effect, the 
 sensation, to be produced through him the next day 
 upon the public. It is one of the evils for which we 
 have to thank the popular penny press, and "the 
 new dark ages " which these newspapers have brought 
 with them. 
 
 There is only one remaining particular in which 
 the parallel is still worth tracing. Look at the four 
 peoples in their capacity for assimilating conquered 
 dependencies, and the parallel still holds. The Eng- 
 lishman (says the Frenchman) is just but he is not 
 genial ; " he is a beast but a just beast " (like his
 
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 great Schoolmaster- Archbishop). But geniality as it 
 is more common in this world than justice, so also 
 is it more effectual. Accordingly, though England 
 rules as widely as Rome once did, she is not better 
 liked by her subjects than Rome once was, and her 
 sister and wife, though part of herself, and represented 
 till yesterday and even over-represented in her Parlia- 
 ment, remained, after a generation of scrupulous 
 justice and the concession of unique privileges, still 
 unreconciled, for want of sympathy ; for want of some- 
 thing, that is to say, which women and womanly 
 nations love far more than mere justice. 
 
 The French and the Irish and the Greeks on the other 
 hand are often very unjust but they are genial, and 
 what is the result ? The result is that they have suc- 
 ceeded in wholly merging and absorbing into themselves 
 alien populations : that to-day the most irreconcilable 
 Irishman in Ireland is the Tipperary man of English 
 extraction : the most irreconcilable Frenchman in 
 Canada is the man with the Scotch name, who now 
 knows nothing of Scotland, though his ancestors were 
 Highlanders; the Fraziers and the Macleans of 
 Quebec ; and the most irreconcilable Frenchman in 
 Europe in 1914 was the Alsatian or the Lorrainer, 
 whose name and whose origin is as purely German as 
 was till 1918 his citizenship; e.g., General Zurlinden, 
 the late Governor of Paris, who would have been a 
 citizen of the German Empire if he had followed his 
 name and origin. 
 
 So in the case of Greece and Rome. Though 
 on the one hand the intrinsic personal jealousies 
 of the Macedonian officers of Alexander men as 
 jealous of each other and as treacherous to each 
 other as Napoleon's marshals and on the other 
 hand the intrinsic political jealousies of the Greek 
 City-States, prevented the Macedonian Empire from 
 holding together, as the Roman Empire was held 
 together, by the public spirit and the practical 
 prudence of the Roman people, yet it is none the
 
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 less manifest that Greece, though conquered, assimi- 
 lated both her conquerors and her fellow-subjects 
 with more completeness than Rome. Rome's con- 
 quests were more superficial, more confined to laws 
 and institutions and outward life. Greek conquest 
 sank deeper and transformed the mind. Rome's 
 conquest left sometimes as in Great Britain no 
 traces behind it, but bricks and mortar, pipes and 
 drains and high roads, law-courts and fortified camps : 
 but Greece Hellenized and civilized almost the whole 
 East and West, and affected in some degree even the 
 two most obstinate and exclusive of peoples : the 
 Jews and the Egyptians : at any rate their upper 
 and literary classes : for instance the Pharisees and 
 Sadducees show the influence respectively of Stoic and 
 Epicurean philosophy. 
 
 This geniality has other results : it is from it I 
 imagine that the epigram of Mons. Blouet derives 
 its force : "As for the cry * Liberty, equality, frater- 
 nity, ' ' he says, " the Englishman cares nothing for 
 equality and fraternity, so he can have liberty : the 
 American " (a cross I suppose between the English- 
 man and the Frenchman) " cares nothing for liberty 
 or fraternity so long as he can have equality ; but 
 the Frenchman cares really only for fraternity, and 
 for it he will dispense with liberty and equality." 
 do not mean that this geniality is the only cause of 
 the absorption by the Greeks and the French of other 
 nationalities : there are other causes, and these no 
 less than geniality illustrate our parallel. The Greeks 
 and the French have an historic consciousness: 
 they are proud of the history of their race : they 
 disseminate such a pride throughout their peoples 
 beginning even among the school children : and the 
 Americans do the same. Still more the Irish : they 
 may grossly misrepresent history, but a history of a 
 kind they know; just as the Athenian proplr n 
 represented the expulsion of their tyrants, but they 
 did not forget the expulsion.
 
 240 THE ENGLISHMAN: THE FRENCHMAN 
 
 But the Englishman is blessed and cursed with the 
 virtue and vice of forgetting. His orators do not 
 dwell, as Athenian orators dwelt, on the legendary 
 glories of his race : they do not appeal to the past 
 but to the future and the present : to expediency and 
 commercial enterprise : even when they appeal to 
 the flag it is because trade follows it, and because it 
 is " a commercial asset." Their hearers they know 
 have no historic consciousness : know little of 
 their own past. Whereas an Irishman or a Greek 
 thinks more of his past than of his present or his 
 future. An Irishman, we are told, is more ashamed 
 of himself and his family because some ancestor sold 
 a fortress to Cromwell, than because he and his are 
 in the present dirty, shiftless and idle. But the 
 British public reads if any histories, impartial and 
 philosophic histories, not partisan pamphlets " slop- 
 ping over " with patriotism and nationalism : his 
 orators therefore do not appeal to mere patriotism : 
 nay more, they know that their hearers have a secret 
 sympathy with that trenchant Roman phrase which 
 dissipates so much sentiment and vaporous speech 
 and lays bare the homely and material foundations, 
 of that which is the healthiest kind of patriotism 
 in the long run : " ubi bene ibi patria," think the 
 hearers in their hearts. And so when they emigrate, 
 to the United States, e.g., these Englishmen, they 
 become Americans, sink their separate nationality, 
 transfer their love to their adopted home : and it is 
 not their fault at least if the United States are cursed 
 with alien flags and types and ideals, and are not 
 one people but mere sections of Europe out of joint. 
 The Irishman on the other hand stays in Ireland 
 though he starve there. His devotion is touching : 
 "it is magnificent but it is not war " or life. And 
 yet it is better than emigrating to America, if he is 
 going to bring Ireland and all Ireland's quarrels 
 thither with him. That is the case where an historic 
 consciousness becomes an unmixed curse ; a curse to
 
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 the possessor alike and to his new home. In short 
 the history of Greece as that of the Celts is a history 
 of political and material failures and of spiritual 
 victory. 
 
 Rome's history is the opposite and England's also. 
 Of course Roman magistrates were often brutal and 
 unjust, like Verres, as well as often just and considerate 
 like Rutilius Rufus or Cicero or the younger Pliny, 
 or Felix or Festus. But their frequent injustice and 
 oppression were no more the essential cause of Rome's 
 unpopularity than the occasional excesses of Warren 
 Hastings or Hodson of Hodson's House or the treacher- 
 ous raid of Cecil Rhodes in South Africa, are the 
 causes of English unpopularity in India and South 
 Africa. The causes of such unpopularity lie deeper : 
 in that national narrowness and lack of sympathy, 
 comprehension and imagination which are the com- 
 pensating defects of a strong, a masculine and a 
 practical character. 
 
 M.M. l6
 
 CHAPTER IX 
 SATIRE AND HUMOUR 
 
 HAVING had occasion recently to make a paper 
 for a Centenary of Lowell, I have been led 
 to consider the point of view of Lowell as humorist 
 and satirist, but also the wider question of the point 
 of view of humorists and satirists generally ; whence 
 this separate paper. 
 
 The peculiarity of the humour and satire of Lowell 
 lay in this, I think : that, though he represented 
 literature and the universities to his countrymen, he 
 yet set himself to reach the governing masses, the 
 masses who did not belong to the universities or 
 literature, and to be understand^ d of the people ; or 
 again to put the same thing in a way more interesting 
 and piquant, though he was satirist and humorist, 
 of first-rate excellence, yet, unlike the majority of 
 humorists and satirists, he chose the side of reform 
 and championed the faiths of Reformers and Idealists, 
 the " New Faiths " ; or I might as well put it more 
 broadly and say he championed just " Faith," for 
 Faith after all is broadly the quality of reformers ; 
 he championed " Faith " and " Reform " against all 
 those forces of conservatism which have generally in- 
 cluded, for reasons not very obscure, the humorists' 
 irony and the satirists' wit. 
 
 Plato, who has often photographed by casual 
 anticipation the smaller and quainter ironies of our 
 world's life, has an obiter dictum on this theme ; 
 himself a humorist, and no one can tell just how often 
 a humorist, he has the right to be heard. 
 
 Advocating emancipation for women, publicity and 
 
 242 

 
 SATIRE AND HUMOUR 248 
 
 public service for them, " Glaucon," he made Socrates 
 say, " Glaucon, my superlative friend, let us ask the 
 wits and humorists to forego for once their usual 
 line : not to make fun of all this novel and reforming 
 feminism for its incongruities : not to jest unceasingly 
 about the ladies who wear uniforms and ride a-horse 
 back " as who should say who drive motor cars and 
 ride bicycles. 
 
 " Of course it is funny to see them, passing funny ; 
 but so were our naked races funny even to us once, 
 to see ; and they are a scandal still to the barbarian." 
 (And so they still are after twenty centuries in spite of 
 Plato.) " Let us ask the wits and humorists not to scoff 
 but to believe and to be converted to the newer, truer 
 Faith, that nothing can be ridiculous which is useful." 
 
 There it lies, you perceive, the doctrine ; ancient, 
 simple, true, I apprehend ; that wits, satirists and 
 humorists are usually men of little faith ; that they 
 are obsessed by usage and conformity to usage ; 
 that having eyes only for the incongruous and gro- 
 tesque, they find the grotesque and incongruous more 
 often than not, in the crude Faith of the Reformer ; 
 in the zeal without discretion of the Idealist ; it is 
 only natural ; the humorist does not take himself 
 seriously ; it is the first condition indeed of humour ; 
 he cannot then take other men seriously ; and how 
 at any rate can he take seriously those most serious 
 moods of humanity which are called Faith and Ideal- 
 ism ? If he took conscience, etc., very seriously, the 
 first result would surely be as we have all seen with 
 our humorist friends when they " get religion " an 
 immediate falling off of wit and humour ; one would 
 decrease as the other increased ; it happened con- 
 spicuously to that great and delightful humorist, 
 Lewis Carroll, when he grew older and more sober 
 and more serious ; he exchanged the lifcgiving price- 
 less nonsense of Alice for the painful moralizing of 
 Sylvia and Bruno. So again if Dickens had been 
 more of a moralist and less of a humorist, he could
 
 244 SATIRE AND HUMOUR 
 
 not have delighted in painting the brutality of Squeers 
 and Mrs. Gamp and the humbug of Pecksniff and the 
 folly of Micawber ; he would have been instead 
 depressed by the contrast between human nature, as 
 it was in these grotesque creatures and what it might 
 be and is in the saints ; but if the wit and humour 
 in a man do not decrease with age as they decreased 
 with Lewis Carroll, why then they increase and at 
 the expense of Faith ; and with them comes an ever 
 keener disgust for all Faith's foibles, an ever keener 
 gusto in launching shafts against demagogism, hysteria, 
 sciolism and the other grotesque garbs in which too 
 often Faith is fain to masquerade ; and after that it 
 is but a step to a warfare against all enthusiasm ; 
 that dubious quality, that debatable land, enthusiasm ; 
 a reproach to our eighteenth century ancestors, the 
 condition of all virtue to the nineteenth century. 
 The wit and humorist, the satirist and cynic seem 
 at last to be but one man with four names, and to 
 have little more definite to say to us than after 
 Talleyrand, I think " Surtout point de zele." 
 
 This is the temperament broadly of the humorists 
 from Aristophanes down to Hookham Frere his trans- 
 lator, down to Gibbon and Canning (with his " needy 
 knife-grinder "), down to the Saturday reviewers ; I 
 think there was a touch of it on this side of the 
 Atlantic in Hawthorne ; he writes somewhere : " The 
 time was come for me now to return to the merchants 
 of Boston, and to the other old fogies, who in this 
 general flux and intangibility of affairs still kept a 
 death-like grip on a few plain truths, which had not 
 been in vogue since yesterday morning." 
 
 But it was not the temperament of Plato or Lowell ; 
 Lowell seems an exception among English-speaking 
 humorists, with Praed perhaps originally as a companion 
 but a companion of very imperfect sympathy for if 
 Praed began life as a reformer he soon passed over, 
 as was to be expected of a wit, to the Conservatives. 
 
 I am trying to find other companions for Plato
 
 SATIRE AND HUMOUR 245 
 
 and Lowell, but it is not easy ; one indeed there is, 
 the prince or princess of wits, humorists and satirists, 
 Jane Austen ; but then is she really parallel with 
 Lowell ? She had no opportunity in her cloistered 
 Hampshire life of meeting radicals and idealists ; 
 she expended her satire, therefore, on the people she 
 saw and met, and they were all conservatives and 
 conventionalists. 
 
 Perhaps a more promising parallel is Dickens ; 
 but then Dickens was a satirist, not of types and 
 temperaments, not of reformers and idealists, or of 
 conservatives and realists, but a satirist of individual 
 eccentricity ; he painted gigantic and side-splitting 
 posters, extravagant caricatures of the monthly nurse, 
 of his own sanguine happy-go-lucky father, of the 
 professional humbug with the good bedside manner, 
 of the rascally private schoolmaster ; but these broad 
 farces are not photographs of temperament ; and only 
 two, out of the four illustrations I have chosen, can, 
 even by a stretch, be described as satires at the expense 
 of conservatism, at the expense of existing institutions 
 and established doctrines. 
 
 The author of the Biglow Papers was wit, satirist 
 and humorist, yet he expended his wit on the Con- 
 servatives and Realists, not on the idealists of his 
 day ; and few seem to belong to his class ; and 
 Dickens to belong only partially. 
 
 I take a living author for comparison ; even Mr. 
 H. G. Wells, that prophet as he seems to America, 
 that most popular in America of all satirists and 
 humorists, even Mr. Wells who certainly does not 
 count himself a conservative cannot compete with 
 Lowell in this regard. There is humour and satire 
 in Peter and Joan both at the expense of idealists 
 and reformers ; and also in other passages- at the 
 expense of Tories and Conventionalists ; but if intrin- 
 sically the figures of Miss Phoebe Stubland and Lady 
 Charlotte Sydenham be equally fair targets for Ins 
 shafts, yet the satire and humour directed at Miss
 
 246 SATIRE AND HUMOUR 
 
 Phoebe the reformer is infinitely more entertaining, 
 more piquant, better worth reading and writing, if 
 only because the target is so much newer and brighter 
 coloured, so much less fly-blown and dinted by 
 previous archers. 
 
 It occurred to me that this perhaps was a mere 
 personal judgment, born of my own twist towards 
 the wicked Lady Charlotte and the conservatives, so 
 I asked a young and clever graduate of the Univer- 
 sity of Toronto ; he told me that he on the contrary 
 read with greater zest the satire at the expense of 
 Lady Charlotte, " because he hated and abhorred 
 her ; while Miss Phoebe, tho' silly, was a good soul." 
 
 I agree with him about the two ladies, of course ; 
 but not otherwise. Lady Charlotte is just a fool, 
 and a heartless fool, and does not at this time of 
 day repay study, but Miss Phoebe is an ass ; and 
 there are so many asses of her kind about and they 
 bray so loudly and are so strong and willing, so 
 patient and hard-working, that the world must take 
 them seriously or they will take it ; I don't think 
 on mature reflection that I need be ashamed of 
 enjoying the satire at Miss Phoebe more than the 
 satire at Lady Charlotte ; satire is not needed, is 
 gratuitous, at the expense of moral deformity such 
 as Lady Charlotte's, but satire and humour are dis- 
 charging their regular task, their appointed work, 
 their life-long role and metier, when they fall upon 
 the incongruities of poor dear silly Miss Phoebe. 
 
 It reminds me of the old anecdote about Lord 
 Lytton : he took in to dinner an emancipated lady, 
 some Miss Phoebe ; " Lord Lytton," said Miss Phoebe, 
 " how can you be a Tory ? all fools are Tories." 
 "True, Madam," said Lord Lytton, "but all asses 
 are Radicals." Let Miss Phoebe then be written down 
 an ass ; and, oh, that she be written down an ass 
 pretty quickly, or no one knows what price the world 
 will not have to pay for the knowledge that Miss 
 Phoebe is an ass, and that the mare's-nests and crazes
 
 SATIRE AND HUMOUR 247 
 
 and delusions of Faith and Reform are as perversive 
 and pervasive, as the instincts themselves to Faith 
 and Reform are essential to good life. 
 
 Then what is the metier and role of humour and 
 satire ? and how does it cover both Plato, Lowell, 
 Miss Austen, Dickens and Wells, and also Aristopha i 
 Gibbon, Canning, Frere, the Saturday reviewers, and 
 again the same Wells (" old Wells re-opened ") ? 
 
 I take it the distinction between the two schools 
 of humour and satire is pretty fine at first sight and 
 slender ; humour is mockery at the incongruous ; 
 and the incongruous takes two forms broadly which 
 may be so defined though in reality they are very 
 different as to seem alike ; there is the incongruity 
 between our theories and our practice, our ideals and 
 our actions ; and there is also the incongruity between 
 our ideals and theories on the one hand and the 
 actualities, possibilities and facts of life on the other ; 
 has not the difference almost disappeared in this 
 definition, the difference between Plato and Aristo- 
 phanes great though it be ? Plato and Lowell satirize 
 the incongruity of our actions in the light of our 
 principles ; Aristophanes the incongruity of our 
 principles in the light of the facts and Taws of life ; it 
 almost looks as if each humorist had the same thing, 
 incongruity, in view; only that they started from 
 opposite points of view and chose the opposite of 
 the two targets for their respective shafts ; one was 
 mocking our faithless lives, our disloyalty to prin- 
 ciple ; and the other our high-falutin principles, our 
 disregard of facts and life and common sense. 
 
 But there is nevertheless here a real difference; 
 Lowell is like my academic friend who hates Lady 
 Charlotte satirizing moral deformities, faithlessness 
 to conscience; Aristophanes like a true Greek, a 
 true intellectual is interested rather in the mtelleet 
 than in morals, even when he is scoffing at us ; and 
 he is satirizing our unbalanced ambitions, our soaring 
 ideals that are like balloons cut adrift from earth
 
 248 SATIRE AND HUMOUR 
 
 altogether, that take their occupant up to altitudes, 
 the air of which no man can breathe ; as that balloonist 
 is a failure, so these idealists are failures. Their 
 hearts are all right like Miss Phoebe's, but their heads 
 are as silly as hers. Imperfect, impossible ideals are 
 her foible ; low life, coarse action is the offence the 
 sin rather of the Lady Charlotte ; Lowell is satir- 
 izing sin but Aristophanes philosophy. 
 
 Perhaps I am labouring the point unnecessarily. 
 Why not quote what certain of our own humorists 
 have said ? The bulk of the humour of Mr. Stephen 
 Leacock, if I recollect aright, is at the expense of 
 foolish idealists, of Mr. William Jennings Bryan and 
 Miss J. Addams, not at the expense of Germany, or, if 
 at the expense of Germany, still at the expense of 
 idealist Germany, the Germany of method and system, 
 with six little birds on each tree-branch singing in 
 harmony or unison, not the Germany of brutal violence 
 and cynical hypocrisy. Impossible ideals, not betrayed 
 and denied ideals move Mr. Leacock's intellectual mirth. 
 
 It is more profitable because more difficult to find 
 other contemporary humorists of the opposite school, 
 the school of Plato and Lowell. A critic in New 
 York, after my paper on Lowell, observed that the 
 same reasons which made Lowell interesting, en- 
 deared Bernard Shaw to him ; Shaw satirizes not 
 the pacifists and cranks, not the Sidney Webbs and 
 Massinghams and Gardiners, not the nation with 
 a capital " N," but the great public, the conven- 
 tionalists, the nation with a small " n." I sup- 
 pose that is true though it is at first sight rather 
 paradoxical (and all the more Shavian) that it should 
 be so ; at first sight one would expect an intellectual 
 and Mr. Shaw is nothing if not intellectual, much 
 more intellectual, his friends say, and he himself has 
 said, than Shakespeare one would expect an intellec- 
 tual to be rather indifferent to the moral inconsisten- 
 cies and hypocrisies of the great leviathan, to the 
 vulgar commonplace eternal insincerities of raw
 
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 human nature, and to be interested only in the false 
 theories of other intellectuals ; but after all there are 
 two schools of intellectuals, as there are two of 
 satirists and humorists ; there are the " intellectuals " 
 of the old world, men like Aristotle, who take a 
 seriously scientific view of the world, and build on 
 the past, on fact and history, and are thereby deeply 
 prejudiced against reform and ideals ; for were the re- 
 forms practicable they would have been secured already 
 in that illimitable past which has already tried all 
 permutations and combinations of circumstances and 
 institutions, which seemed to promise improvement, 
 and has adopted already all which really brought 
 improvement ; unrealized ideals are now presumably 
 Aristotle suggests Wills-o'-the-wisp, misleading 
 fires. The great flaws of life slavery, infanticide, 
 abortion, prostitution though they be to the Jews 
 a stumbling-block and to the Christians a horror I 
 am not exactly quoting Aristotle you perceive but 
 only Aristotelians remain as permanent flaws just 
 as Ireland remains a running sore but not a mortal 
 disease in the British body politic simply because 
 they have always been. 
 
 These are the conservative intellectuals ; they 
 accept permanent flaws as a part of the laws of life. 
 But Mr. Shaw has always been a liberal intellectual ; 
 he has always been idealist rather than scientific ; 
 In- has, for example, a violent feud with the doctors 
 and the vivisectionists ; though he be an intellectual 
 he is even in a greater degree a humanitarian ; 
 Androcles and the Lion is not a scoff at the early 
 Christian idealist ; but rather a sympathetic picture 
 of him as compared with the unchristian ruffians 
 of the world of all ages. Blanco Posnet and The 
 Devil's Disciple are not caricatures of impracticable 
 visionaries but pictures of rough and foul-mouthed 
 honesty, of unconscious Christianity in fact, which 
 because it is rough and foul-mouthed is quite mis- 
 understood by the smug conventional so-called
 
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 Christianity of the Sunday school ; the only objec- 
 tion to these entertaining and spirited dramas is 
 obviously that they are a little too obvious and 
 unintellectual ; if a reader knows already from his 
 reading of the Gospels that the Sunday schools are 
 not infallible exponents of Christianity, that the 
 publican and the harlot have already been entered 
 in the race for the Kingdom by a Higher Authority 
 than the Sunday school, against the righteous who 
 need no repentance, well, such a reader says " agreed " 
 before the race starts and the intellectual interest of 
 the drama disappears, though the moral interest 
 undoubtedly remains. But there remains also the 
 semi-paradox that an intellectual dramatist is main- 
 taining interest only by his moral appeal. Androcles 
 is much better than Blanco Posnet for this reason : 
 it retains an intellectual as well as a moral interest ; 
 is the ideal of the early Christian really impracticable ? 
 " Suppose," Mr. Shaw is here suggesting " suppose 
 we really try Christianity for the first time in the 
 world as a real working system." Androcles remains 
 his best, or one of his best, dramas ; there is nothing 
 intellectually cheap about it, as about Blanco and 
 The DeviVs Disciple ; but what again the intellectual 
 interest may be in Widowers' Houses I cannot dis- 
 cover ; nor even much moral interest for that matter ; 
 it appears to be a misanthropic picture of human 
 nature, so wholly and unrelievedly bad, especially 
 the feminine variety of it, that no hope remains for 
 man, and interest disappears, except in the sense that 
 Swift, the other Irish misanthrope, may still have an 
 interest for some readers. Ireland is full of mis- 
 anthropy ; its inhabitants apparently enjoy despair ; 
 but despair is fatal to all interest, moral and intellec- 
 tual, in the works it produces, except for Irish readers 
 who love despair and negation and insoluble problems 
 for their own sakes and would feel quite downhearted 
 if a problem were solved. 
 
 I need not run through the catalogue of Mr. Shaw's
 
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 plays ; some, like Mrs. Warren's Profession, are quite 
 edifying, but intellectually even cheaper than Blanco 
 Posnet; others are sheer fun and delightful farces, 
 like Pygmalion ; the humour whereof is abundant 
 but does not come under either of the heads with 
 which I am concerned. 
 
 Something reminds me of a stroke of satire from 
 Mr. Goldwin Smith which does fall under these heads ; 
 under the Plato, Lowell, Shaw head " * Give me 
 liberty, or give me death,' said Patrick Henry, and 
 bought another slave." The interest in that sharp 
 lunge at Irish rhetoric is moral obviously, and not 
 intellectual. But Mr. Goldwin Smith's epigrams were 
 not always at the expense of common human insin- 
 cerity ; there is another epigram hardly relevant 
 here for it is not humorous or satiric, but not less 
 characteristic of its author, at the expense of one of 
 the most popular humanitarian ideals, universal 
 education ; it means, said Mr. Goldwin Smith, 
 " Sensibility without bread." I quote it only to 
 illustrate the point that Mr. Smith coined epigrams 
 on each side against common human nature, and 
 against the idealists ; in the vein of Plato and in 
 the vein of Aristophanes ; as an intellectual who was 
 also idealistic and humanitarian, he could appreciate 
 in turn each school of humour and satire ; but as a 
 moralist and Puritan at heart I think, he probably 
 found greater pleasure or more food for reflection in 
 the moral humorists than in the intellectual, in the 
 school of Plato, Lowell and Shaw and the like, than 
 in Aristophanes, Canning, Frere, Gilbert and the rest. 
 But after all, the two schools are not mutually 
 exclusive ; there are humorists hovering between 
 them, the connecting link ; \vlu-n Fielding satirizes 
 Square, is it the false pedantic ideal he satirizes or 
 the faithless betrayal of the false ideal ? Or each 
 alike ? The two sides of humour, the two species of 
 incongruity, seem to have met and mixed in the 
 humorous picture of Square.
 
 CHAPTER X 
 THOUGHT AND ACTION 
 
 WHAT is the intellectual and spiritual significance 
 of authors ? I suppose it is something very pro- 
 found indeed. For authors are the mediators between 
 two classes of persons very incompatible, though each 
 very interesting, and if authors, and authors only, 
 can establish a modus vivendi between them, how 
 supremely interesting should authors themselves be ! 
 Unless indeed like some other well-balanced and 
 sympathetic people they become, by their very 
 breadth and comprehension, lukewarm and pallid 
 and colourless, and as unpicturesque, as the colours, 
 separately picturesque, become, when, blended, they 
 fade into the light of common day. 
 
 An Authors' Society should understand both the 
 literary man, who is often extremely piquant and 
 picturesque, and the man of action, who, if not 
 always piquant and picturesque and he often is 
 has the solid interest which belongs to reality and 
 sincerity. 
 
 An author is not necessarily a literary man : he 
 may be rather a man of action : a successful author 
 must almost necessarily be something of a man of 
 action : for he must have sound judgment and know 
 the world he lives in bodily, and not merely the world 
 in which his mind lives. And yet he is necessarily 
 sufficiently akin to the literary man to understand 
 him. For a generation now, in my capacity as 
 Professor, or at least Professor of the two classical 
 languages, I have tried to catch and compare the 
 spirit of literature, which was incarnate in Greece, 
 
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 THOUGHT AND ACTION 258 
 
 with the spirit of action, which at one time was 
 Rome, and I have seized this welcome invitation to 
 Montreal, to a city which, being French and British, 
 is also Greek and Roman, to see if I can here, partly 
 by means of the twin spirits of this place, and partly 
 by grace of the Authors' Society, once more see those 
 two great spirits in living and vital action and 
 reaction upon one another, as they may be dimly 
 deciphered through the spectacles of the scholar, in 
 the words of classical history. 
 
 The natural history of the literary man has never 
 been, so far as I know, adequately investigated and 
 chronicled. Here is a subject for research which 
 I commend to our Canadian Authors' Society : a 
 subject as fruitful as any national history, in contrasts 
 and contradictions, in tragedy and comedy. Where 
 will you find in more riotous profusion the vagaries 
 of human nature ? than in the class which includes : 
 
 (1) The intellectual soldiers of fortune who have 
 long since discarded, sometimes quite honestly and 
 inevitably, all convictions, and who delight for dia- 
 lectic exercise or for a livelihood, to pull to pieces 
 all opinions put forward in their hearing, or all 
 opinions unwelcome to their employers : who fire off 
 their epigrams and paradoxes as effectively, rapidly, 
 and much more entertainingly than the material 
 soldiers of fortune their cannon : who have read 
 everything and seen through everything, and of whom 
 you can only be sure apart from the necessity of 
 their livelihood that they will contradict what you 
 say and will support the opposite : especially the 
 unpopular side, tine lost cause and the impossible 
 loyalty. 
 
 Even the Universities contain such men ; though 
 such men gravitate more naturally to journalism and 
 leave the Universities to the pedants. Jowett is 
 reported to have said that he would rather break 
 stones on the road than become one of these journal- 
 ists. It was his good fortune that the alternative
 
 254 THOUGHT AND ACTION 
 
 was never so forced upon his notice by his circum- 
 stances, as it has been upon some no doubt of the 
 many clever men of his college before and since. 
 
 As a Puritan and middle-class Philistine myself I 
 have sat in a college common room, among brilliant 
 pyrotechnical performers of this kind, an exile re- 
 turned for a brief space, and have been glad that I 
 have been able to put bread in my mouth, with less 
 expenditure of wit, less gymnastic contortions of the 
 intellect, and less reckless abandonment of bourgeois 
 prejudice. 
 
 (2) But the class includes the exact opposite of 
 these gladiators ; the men with quite a pedantic 
 devotion to and belief in truth : quite a scholar's 
 faith in words to heal the world's wrongs and solve 
 its problems : with a Cicero's or a Dr. Arnold's faith 
 in pamphlets, and with a Cardinal Newman's faith 
 in theological distinctions : and a capacity for making 
 oneself miserable, if one sees reason to suspect oneself 
 a Manichee. Literary men, of the type of Cardinal 
 Newman, are the simplest and most whole-souled 
 believers in words and ideas : as horrified at paradox 
 or insincerity as any serious-minded grocer : wholly 
 incapable of diplomacy and economy of the truth : 
 as far as the poles asunder from the intellectual 
 gladiator on the one side, and the unscrupulous 
 diplomatist the Bismarcks of the world on the 
 other. They are not very manly sometimes, these 
 simple pedants and scholars. For example, I think 
 the Cardinal's verse 
 
 Bide thou thy time 
 
 Watch with meek eye the race of pride and crime, 
 
 Sit in the gate and be the heathen's jest 
 
 Smiling and self-possest. 
 
 O thou to whom is pledged a victor's sway 
 
 Bide thou the victor's day 
 
 does not ring very wholesome : there is a little feminine 
 spite in it. But at least these men, wholly sincere, are 
 worshippers even to idolatry of words and theories :
 
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 words are only counters to the gladiators and to the 
 men of the world, but money, real coinage, to these 
 dreamers. Who loves truth, who sacrifices more for 
 it, his career, all that he has, more than this style of 
 literary man (and where is there a greater name in 
 literature than Newman's ?) Who makes more of a 
 scoff of it, and more disbelieves in it, than the other 
 mind, the gladiator ? Yet both are typical products 
 of literature. And there is this defence for the 
 believers in words, that often the iotas for which 
 they fight are only the last and literary expression 
 of a real and sufficient difference of creed, as Carlyle 
 came to be aware. 
 
 For literature covers a multitude of virtues and of 
 vices. All the unworldliness and saintliness of New- 
 man and all the morbid and unnatural excesses of 
 the mere Bohemian, and the artistic blackguardism 
 of De Maupassant and Verlaine. For they, too, are 
 the natural products of literature in a restless age of 
 inquiry. We have our childish creed (says Plato) 
 and we obey it as father and mother ; but when we 
 grow out of childish things, we find it is not precisely 
 true. We find our father and mother are not really 
 ours, but only adopted us. They are make-believes 
 to us and we to them, and we give our attention 
 instead, for the first time, perhaps, to the flatterers 
 who have always surrounded us, but to whom we 
 have not listened. And the voice of the flatterers 
 sounds sweeter, when our parents' voice has lost its 
 parental authority; and the flatterers are by intrr- 
 pretation, just the elemental passions of our own 
 body ; and we may listen so long that the flatterers 
 guide our whole after life, and even at our funeral 
 scandalize our serious friends by their attendance 
 as when at Verlaine's funeral, Esmee somebody or 
 other, stole all the umbrellas of the litterateurs, 
 perorating over his grave. Such a life is \.-mity, but 
 it is literature, and sometimes quite extraordinarily 
 good literature : quite amazing in its contrast with
 
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 the life from which it issued and the other literature 
 in which it is sandwiched. 
 
 (3) Nay and this is another paradox in our subject 
 the very man who makes literature a byword by his 
 excesses, by his Bohemianism, yet in his own way 
 takes it very seriously indeed ; "in his own way " 
 (as Dowson said of himself) ; and the artistic black- 
 guard, who may seem without principle of any sort, 
 will resent as much and more than any simple-minded 
 Cardinal Newman, Plato's verdict that literature is 
 just trifling, is not serious : is amusement and not 
 work. No men have worked harder than some of 
 the reckless literary libertines of France. 
 
 (4) And over some of them a truthful charity or a 
 charitable truthfulness will cast a yet further mantle ; 
 they are sometimes the opposite of Verlaine or Gold- 
 smith who could write like saints however they talked. 
 They are only reckless in their books not in their 
 lives ; they are purging themselves (as Aristotle said) 
 of morbid and unhealthy fancies and imaginations by 
 their books ; you cannot have your emotion and 
 express it also. They have expressed theirs ; it is 
 gone and there no longer ; and in their daily life 
 they are all that their books are not ; as their books 
 are all that they are not. If you want to know what 
 a man is, says Mr. Hardy somewhere, you must often 
 wait to hear what he says or writes, and then find the 
 opposite and you have him. The ideal is never the 
 real ; and these men's rebellions and defiances are 
 in idea only. All that they feel of rebellion, in fact, 
 is felt in the mind only, and not with the immediate 
 and simple feeling of the man of action. I am told 
 that even Nietzsche, the prophet of blood and iron, 
 was only so theoretically : was only so as a species 
 of rebellious idealism. He was sensitive and shrink- 
 ing himself and so he glorified the brutal god of many 
 sensitive and shrinking persons the unspeakable 
 Prince Bismarck. The same is true in a converse 
 form of Coventry Patmore.
 
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 (5) The literary man and thinker, of necessity 
 rises to greater heights and falls to deeper depths 
 than the man of action, for the ordinary balance of 
 mind and body does not keep him from extremes. 
 He lives in each in turn, but in each wholly, while 
 the mood lasts : whence come at once, as Mr. Hardy 
 has said, his shortcomings as a friend, a father, hus- 
 band son or brother. I mean that they come from 
 his living in the mind and imagination so deeply 
 and so constantly. He loves the ideal not the actual 
 brother ; and distance is needed to make him 
 brotherly : in the actual presence of the actual 
 brother considerably damaged from the arch-angelic 
 type his affection chills at once ; and again, unlike 
 and the opposite of women, even such chill affection 
 as he has, he spreads over all his brethren, even over 
 the human race ; and the butter of his affection 
 becomes too thin to butter their bread : to butter 
 the bread of the individual brother. He is devoted 
 to the race in a way, but callous to the individual, 
 as Emerson was callous and even indignant if his 
 daughter suffered toothache, in a world which her 
 father, following in the footsteps of another eminent 
 authority, whom he condescended to quote with 
 approval, had pronounced to be very good. 
 
 (6) And there is yet another genus or species of 
 literary men who are interesting and always with us : 
 the keen mordant intellects, which, piercing the shows 
 and shams of life, its affectations and humbug, and 
 yet not reckless gladiators only bent on fighting, elect 
 to support the cause which is at once solid and also 
 in an age of education apologetic and humble : the 
 cause of the established order of old fogeyisra ; for 
 what these men hate most is Sciolism. They sec it 
 in the liberals and reformers, and they launch upon 
 them a multitude of jests, which made Plato smart 
 and makes revolutionaries smart still. Humour is 
 not serious nor takes life and itself seriously ; and 
 these conservatives are humorous : almost all the 
 
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 258 THOUGHT AND ACTION 
 
 wits and humorists are conservatives, I think, from 
 Aristophanes, through Hookham Frere, and Gibbon 
 and Canning, down to Mr. Seaman and Mr. Godley, 
 and the Modern Saturday Reviewers : I can only 
 think of Praed and Lowell, who used their humour 
 to help the reformers. It is very natural. The 
 reformers believe so much and gush and "gas" so 
 much about it. 
 
 This, I take it, is why Lord Beaconsfield passed over 
 from the reformers to the conservatives and Mr. 
 Gladstone from the conservatives to the reformers ; 
 because the former was a sceptical and doubting 
 intellect, and the latter was full of faith and enthu- 
 siasm. It is also surely the reason why Erasmus 
 remained so conservative and friendly to the old 
 faith : Erasmus who was always humorous and 
 sceptical, whilst the blatant enthusiasm of Luther 
 carried him over to the reformers. 
 
 (7) Again you have seen the literary man of moody 
 silences ; Lord Beaconsfield once more : the man 
 who breaks out at long intervals only into some caustic 
 epigrams. But you have also the literary man of 
 exuberant verbosity. Even Mr. Gladstone must not 
 be shut out from the house of literature, even if his 
 mind was third rate as Mr. Bagehot said, and only 
 his energy first rate : and even though no speech 
 of his will last, for none had humour or distinction 
 or even first-rate phrases, but were as commonplace 
 as his taste in novels and in theology ; for he had at 
 least one real enduring faith which is not the faith 
 of the practical man, for which he surrendered office 
 and leadership : a faith in cosmopolitanism and a 
 horror of jingoism for which he fought early in life 
 with Lord Palmerston and surrendered late in life to 
 President Kruger, provoking from his great rival the 
 best-known and the not undeserved epigram about 
 cosmopolitans. 
 
 And even if Gladstone did not himself stand high 
 enough to count, there are plenty of others, men as
 
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 delightful in their incessant talk as Bonary Price, 
 least British most vivacious of Englishmen ; or as 
 Anthony Trollope and other gifted men. One such 
 I remember who made his home here in Canada, an 
 Englishman with a French name and origin and all 
 a Frenchman's vivacity Mr. De Soy res. 
 
 (8) You have seen the literary man with his contempt 
 for " gas " and " gush," for emotion and rhetoric 
 and sentimentality like Byron. But the same Byron 
 was forever himself posing, and paraded before Europe 
 the pageant of his bleeding heart in his Childe Harold ; 
 and other leaders of thought who seem at first mere 
 men of action, on closer scrutiny have a real affinity 
 with the world of thought. Even Cardinal Manning 
 surrenders for an idea his leadership, and though he 
 was a man of action and a diplomatist, and disregarded 
 narrow scruples of truth-speaking like an ancient 
 Greek, and shocked Cardinal Newman's studious soul, 
 yet no one who surrendered so much was merely a 
 man of action. 
 
 (9) You have seen literary men as pessimists in 
 Europe ; but also as optimists, even fanatic optimists, 
 and just as naturally in America. You have seen him 
 as the believer in law and in necessity (Zeno, Holmes) ; 
 but you have seen him also as the believer in free 
 will (Erasmus). 
 
 (10) You have felt both as men of your race and 
 also as authors and practical men, the vanity and 
 unreality of literature; but you have felt no less, 
 doubtless, the vanity and unreality of practical 1 
 When I used to sit in lecture room No. 5 in our 
 University and translate Plato's Republic, I used 
 to leave that room and the society of Plato and half 
 a dozen students and return to the open town and 
 to the perusal of my tradesmen's bills with a sense 
 of the vanity and unreality of Plato, and a regret 
 that I had not chosen a more live profession and 
 one which would have helped me to cut down those 
 bills by showing me how to do more of the plumbing
 
 260 THOUGHT AND ACTION 
 
 of my house and of the stoking of my furnace for 
 myself. 
 
 But some years afterwards, when I had a brief 
 opportunity of " service " as it is euphemistically 
 termed, that is "of serving tables," and became 
 a practical man almost and an administrator, I 
 somewhat changed my point of view. I found 
 that when I left the council chamber after discus- 
 sing for some time the list of prominent citizens and 
 their wives to be entitled to a seat at some Uni- 
 versity function, and the question whether the same 
 seat was entitled to a label " reserved " or not : or 
 again, when as Principal of my college I leave my 
 college council after we have discussed the precise 
 details for a students' entertainment ; the number of 
 tickets to be issued, the authority which is to issue, 
 the hours of opening and closing the same, the methods 
 for carrying out the closure, the means of scouring 
 the passage-ways, lecture rooms and even cellars 
 perhaps for stragglers when the doors are to be 
 locked, the problem whether the turning out of the 
 lights or the turning off of the heat will be the most 
 effectual damper upon the continuance of an enter- 
 tainment which has been declared " off," I say when 
 I have spent a few hours in the discussion of these 
 most practical and important details, I find to my 
 surprise that I am renewing very keenly an old 
 experience, and a sense of vanity and unreality again 
 takes possession of my soul, and a sense of vanity 
 even more overpowering than that which followed 
 the translation of Plato's Republic ; and it dawns 
 upon me that that sense of vanity is no whit more 
 intrinsically associated with the life of scholarship, 
 speculation and theory than with the life of practical 
 administration. That after all it is intrinsically only 
 the echo temperamental, perhaps, but inevitable of 
 the unsatisfactoriness, the wastefulness of all human 
 life, practical alike and speculative. And so I no 
 longer resent the translation of the dreams of Plato
 
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 and I am just as willing to translate into words his 
 co-education-programme in room No. 5, as to trans- 
 late it into action in the council chamber. Each 
 translation may be defective, but the translation into 
 fact is bound to fall further behind his vision than 
 the other and more literal and more speculative 
 translation ; for words and speculations (as Plato 
 says) have necessarily a far greater grip of the truth 
 of things than mere realizations in fact and flesh and 
 matter. 
 
 And so, though you feel the vanity and flimsiness 
 and the want of body in the creeds and systems of 
 literary men like Coleridge and Channing, when you 
 see Coleridge arguing at great length with a Birming- 
 ham tallow-chandler to persuade him to subscribe to 
 his short-lived paper, when you watch in imagination 
 Channing conducting a religious service with a few 
 cut flowers in a glass of water on the table by way of 
 ritual and vestments : though you ask for a religion 
 and a system with more body in it, more power in it 
 for the ordinary man, though you miss the pomp and 
 circumstance, the lights and ceremonies of the Roman 
 church, though you miss the colour, the candles, the 
 sensuousness, the music, the things which make life, 
 from these pallid and emaciated rites, this spectral 
 theology : though the appeal of Coleridge and Chan- 
 ning is too far above human nature, too rational, too 
 rarefied, too neutral and impartial, when compared 
 with "the blessed mutter of the mass and the strong, 
 stupefying incense smoke" in the chapel of Rome; or 
 again, when compared with the fervid denunciations 
 of the scarlet woman, and Anti-Christ in the chapel 
 of the anti-Roman fanatic, though all this be so, you 
 have but to turn to the opposite pole, to the illiterate 
 life, to the life of the multitude and the men of action 
 to be reconciled to Channing. 
 
 For after all you feel not less acutely the sup 
 stitions, the vanity and the folly, the stupidity and 
 the ignorance of the great world of men of action,
 
 262 THOUGHT AND ACTION 
 
 the men of action, who interfere through their agents 
 and policemen with students and dreamers : who 
 arrested Coleridge and Wordsworth as they sat 
 debating on the Somersetshire hills, on Realism and 
 Romanticism, for French spies marking out the 
 English coast, and arranging suitable plans for 
 Napoleonic disembarkations. Was the vanity greater 
 in the philosophers' conversation than in the activity 
 of the suspicious politicians and the local magis- 
 trates ? Vanity of vanities : all was vanity. 
 
 Ideas as well as words are only counters to the 
 man of action, unreal, trivial ; but is there nothing 
 to be said in honour of poor Robespierre, the idealist 
 (however blood-stained his hands), who sat through 
 the night, his last night of power, debating and 
 debating and debating should he sign the order for 
 the arrest of his enemies which meant more blood- 
 shed and perhaps civil war : and deciding at last not 
 to sign but rather to lose his own life than violate 
 constitutional forms : was he not therein a reputable 
 type of the student and literary man ? Let him who 
 is without ideas and is the mere man of action cast 
 the first stone at him ; or even in honour of poor 
 Camille Des Moulins on the scaffold : " If I could 
 only have got out the 7th number of the Vieux 
 Cordelier I should have turned the tables," the literary 
 man's pathetic faith in words. Even in honour of 
 the poorest of all ; even in Fabre d 'Eglantine there is 
 something tolerable : he groaned (says M. Belloc) all 
 the way to the scaffold. " What is the matter ? ' 
 asked Danton. " I have written a play called the 
 Maltese Orange : I fear the police have taken it and 
 some one will steal it and get the fame " : to which 
 Danton the cynical man of action answered, " Tais- 
 toi : dans une semaine tu feras assez de vers." 
 
 Vain and pathetic and ludicrous often will seem 
 this faith in words ; and vital and solid the antithesis 
 between words and deeds and wholly in favour of 
 deeds. Yet of a sudden, by a shift of mind or mood
 
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 or memory there sweep across our ears the chimes 
 of the New Testament making discord with our 
 harmony and upsetting all our confident conclusions : 
 4 By your words ye shall be justified and by your 
 words ye shall be condemned." It is a strange 
 sentence and a hard saying to a Briton when we have 
 just assured ourselves that words are often the 
 antithesis of deeds, and the safety-valve of steam, and 
 that by their means deeds are often avoided, both 
 for good and ill. 
 
 To whom can it apply ? to anyone ? Yes : perhaps 
 to those rare students who live wholly in their words 
 and thoughts and have and should have no life 
 outside them : to whom words and imaginations are 
 not the sufficient substitutes for one sort of action, 
 but their only action. Some students of literature 
 there are perhaps of the Pater type who live wholly 
 in their literature and must by it or by nothing be 
 justified or condemned. Perhaps it is better so for 
 them : all the impressionist fancies of Pater, all the 
 admonitions against habits, and fixed principles and 
 stereotyped forms of life and thought, all the warnings 
 against the ruinous force of the will, and the necessity 
 of an open mind above all things and a susceptible 
 nature, all this practically applied to action would 
 probably break down and land the practitioner in 
 awkward places, if not in prisons : as words and 
 theories they are at least innocuous imagination, if 
 somewhat flimsy. 
 
 This text illustrates also the creed of the " verbal " 
 scholar, the scholar who labours hard for verbal 
 niceties : for iotas, though iotas (as said before) are 
 often only the last not the first stage of his meditations. 
 The grammarian who "settled foi's business: let it be; 
 properly based otJv, gave us the doctrine of the 
 enclitic <5e, dead from the waist down." It illustrates 
 also, perhaps, the fastidiousness of the scholar about 
 words, and his difficulties with his spiritual self, 
 which will not use high words lightly, or throw them
 
 264 THOUGHT AND ACTION 
 
 before swine so that the common people do not hear 
 him gladly : and the fastidiousness of hearers who 
 cannot abide high words except from those who are 
 justified by their lives in using them. It illustrates 
 also the scholar's horror of action, his absorption in 
 words and thoughts : it illustrates even ultimately 
 the difference between the civilization of Protestants, 
 namely action ; and that of Roman Catholics, namely, 
 thought and meditation. 
 
 Now this Society is a society largely of British 
 origin, originating in the race which has always 
 despised literature even when it practised it, and 
 not only when, like the Duke of Wellington, it was 
 exposed to it. This Society is not likely to take liter- 
 ature too seriously, to take it as seriously as French- 
 men take it. We belong to the race of Sir Walter 
 Scott, and Thackeray and Gibbon and Miss Austen ; 
 and they, none of them, thought of themselves, 
 at least of their literary selves, more highly than 
 they ought to have thought. Sir Walter thought 
 much more highly of the Duke of Wellington : 
 Thackeray of his knowledge of men and of life ; 
 Gibbon of his position and station : Miss Austen of 
 her gentility. You should be able by right of British 
 birth to escape the danger of any servility or super- 
 stition about literature. 
 
 And also as a Society of Authors, literary men 
 with some business capacity and business success, 
 you should be doubly able to weigh literature in the 
 balance and judge it discriminately, and mediate 
 between it and action. 
 
 You see enough of literature, and of the better 
 sides of it, I shall suppose, to sympathize with the 
 man of thought and theories, of words and principles, 
 against the mere men of action, the Bismarcks of 
 the world, who brush aside all theories and all prin- 
 ciples to accomplish their material and their immediate 
 ends. You see enough to sympathize rather with the 
 dreamers and visionaries who, like the Stoic philo-
 
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 sophers, rush in where angels might fear to tread, 
 and attempt to separate warring armies, warring 
 competitive nations, with lofty theories and phrases 
 of Christianity and of the Fatherhood of God, and 
 of the Brotherhood of man. 
 
 You see enough of literature to see that it is not 
 all humbug and cant and insincerity, and trifling, in 
 spite of Plato, who plays the advocatus diaboli for 
 anyone who thinks of canonizing literature. You see 
 that its hypocrisy, is like other and quite common- 
 place hypocrisy, merely, very often, an ugly name 
 for aspiration. 
 
 And yet, your very name the Canadian Society of 
 Authors, is sufficient proof that though you welcome 
 literature and that republic of letters in which there 
 is neither bond nor free, Jew nor Gentile, you are 
 not unmanned by literature, nor so literary as to dis- 
 pense with nationality, national feeling, and common 
 patriotism, but you rather desire, while becoming 
 scholarly, that your scholarship and your literary 
 work shall be known by the name of Canadian, and 
 shall reflect credit, and win interest and esteem for 
 our young and in literature our still infant and 
 voiceless country.
 
 CHAPTER XI 
 QUALITY AND EQUALITY 
 
 NO one can read history and philosophy and 
 theology and politics nay, no one can read 
 the fiction of this day without seeing the pervasive 
 attraction exercised over the imagination of theolo- 
 gians, statesmen, philosophers, and historians, and 
 even the novel-writers, at least of the present age, by 
 the idea of equality. 
 
 It is even their obsession. It is assumed that in a 
 divinely ordered society equality is the ideal in view, 
 if not the end actually obtained. It is assumed that 
 the ruling principle of the world Christianity is 
 but another name for equality. Christianity means 
 democracy, that is, a democratic equality. It is an 
 ideal, but something more. The founders of the 
 United States introduced into their Declaration of 
 Independence, as men are apt to fancy that they 
 secure their ideal by announcing it as a present fact, 
 the curious clause, that all men are born free and 
 equal. The founders of the French Revolution 
 repeated the proposition in their triple watchword 
 which stares one in the face on the public buildings 
 of Paris Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite. One of the 
 founders, Philip, Due d'Orleans, bore it as his nick- 
 name Philippe Egalite. 
 
 On the other hand, more modern Egalitarians, even 
 though they are Socialists, press the doctrine of 
 equality less far. Mr. Hyndman, the Socialist, in his 
 reminiscences, for example. 
 
 But a second thought and a second study of these 
 sources reveals an undercurrent not running precisely 
 
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 QUALITY AND EQUALITY 267 
 
 in the same direction. Democracy means the right 
 of numbers, the count of heads, the greatest happiness 
 of the greatest number. But it also means and the 
 two meanings are forever clashing and have created 
 two widely different views of democracy in all ages 
 liberty for every man, the rights of the individual, 
 the value of the individual soul, the rights not of men 
 only, but of man. 
 
 This democracy involves the rights of minorities, 
 not less than majorities ; proportional representation 
 is its legitimate offspring, and a new " divine right " 
 makes its appearance superseding the divine right 
 of the majority, as that superseded the divine right 
 of kings, the divine right of every man, even of a 
 minority of one, against the oppression of numbers. 
 And this divine right not less than the divine right 
 of numbers rests on the idea of equality. If every 
 man has equal rights with every other, there comes 
 a point, sooner or later, when his rights cannot be 
 over-ridden by the rights of any number however 
 great of his neighbours. 
 
 Everyone admits the right of numbers, of the 
 mass, of the State, to supersede individual and per- 
 sonal rights in all non-essentials ; in the expropriation 
 at a price of land required for public purposes, and 
 the like. Few, if any, thoughtful persons admit the 
 right of the majority to confiscate the property of 
 the minority, even of a minority of one, or to dictate 
 to them their way of living, their habits and religion 
 provided these things are not endangering the 
 State. 
 
 It may seem to benefit the State if the minority 
 can be forced into the same grooves of thought, life, 
 and religion as the majority ; it may seem to secure 
 the unity necessary to a perfect State ; but the French 
 statesmen who on this plea exterminated the Hugue- 
 nots, are voted to have been wrong. Not that they 
 failed exactly, but their success was worse than failure 
 and constituted a greater failure than direct failure ;
 
 268 QUALITY AND EQUALITY 
 
 namely, failure indirect. The success of their per- 
 secutions filled all lands but France with the best 
 blood and intellect of France ; enriched the world 
 at the expense of France and was, while seemingly 
 successful, the worst blow ever dealt at French 
 interests. The right of numbers therefore, though 
 it is the principle of modern governments, has its 
 limits, however vague they be, and if their limits are 
 overrun, the numbers the nation itself that is suffer 
 more than they gain by so exaggerating their rights. 
 
 But yet a third current is as traceable in the river 
 of democratic politics as the current of individual 
 rights ; an undercurrent distinct from the main stream 
 of democracy, and distinct from the other and first 
 undercurrent of the rights of the individual. 
 
 The United States deny in practice whole-heartedly, 
 though in theory half-heartedly they support, the 
 equal rights of alien and so-called inferior civiliza- 
 tions. They claim the continent of America for the 
 white race ; they forbid the immigration wholly or 
 in part of the Chinese and of the Japanese. They 
 withhold by artifice if not yet by positive law the 
 franchise from the negro. The Canadian government 
 resists the intrusion of Chinese, Japanese, and Hin- 
 doos. The South African government resists the 
 same immigration and withholds, or sharply limits 
 by an educational test, the franchise of the Kaffir 
 and the other native tribes of Africa. The Australian 
 government resists the invasion of Japanese labourers. 
 The British government itself though looking ask- 
 ance at these things and in perpetual conflict with its 
 daughter states over the details of this question 
 denies the absolute equality of the brown races of 
 Hindostan : gives them civil but not exactly political 
 liberty, and civil but not political equality. 
 
 And many of these states further deny the political 
 equality of the white race, as far as one sex, the 
 female sex, is concerned, and confines the suffrage to 
 men.
 
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 And so neither democracy in its natural form the 
 rule of numbers nor in its secondary and higher 
 form the equal liberty and equality of all expresses 
 the whole thought of the age and of its popular 
 thinkers. There is no occasion to consider here the 
 thought of its unpopular thinkers, though they may 
 be legion absolutely ; relatively they are few, until 
 they convert the rest, and then they are no longer 
 unpopular. 
 
 But this second undercurrent, then, in the river of 
 modern democracy represents what ? Not the idea 
 of equality obviously, still less the idea of the rule 
 of numbers (which is itself implicitly and in germ 
 inconsistent with the idea of equality) ; this second 
 undercurrent naturally and absolutely contradicts 
 equality ; it bids equality mind its " p's " and " q's." 
 More precisely, it strikes off the '* e " and puts the 
 " q " first, and sets up in its place the principle of 
 " quality." 
 
 And then it begins to dawn upon the puzzled 
 theorist that even Christianity itself, which lies at 
 the basis of democracy and has been assumed to be 
 its synonym, has somehow, somewhere, in its mean- 
 ings, implications inconsistent with mere democracy 
 and inconsistent also with mere equality. It begins 
 to dawn upon him that the only equality recognized 
 by Christianity, or by any religion for that matter, is 
 not the equality of which the politician speaks, but 
 only the equal responsibility of all men for the making 
 the best of the very unequal talents committed to 
 their charge ; their equal responsibility for using to 
 the full the ten, or five, or one talent committed to 
 their charge. 
 
 But if the talents be ten and five and one, there is 
 no longer any equality in the ordinary sense of the 
 word. There is instead the principle of quality. The 
 man with ten talents has quality ; the man with five 
 has an approach to it ; the man with one has no quality. 
 
 And after all without any such parable Christ-
 
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 ianity, if it be a religion, must be aristocratic in some 
 sense, not merely democratic ; must seek to get the 
 best out of any one, not the average only. It is a 
 religion and cannot then be like a labour union which 
 prescribes that the best bricklayer regulate his number 
 of bricks by the capacity of the poorest, or rather of 
 the average bricklayer. It is a religion ; it cannot 
 mean then that the good workman starve his ten 
 talents till they seem like five, or whatever be the 
 average number of talents vouchsafed to men. That 
 would turn the Creator into a labour boss, or walking 
 delegate. The imagination cannot go so far ; not 
 even the imagination of a decent labour " boss " or 
 respectable walking delegate. 
 
 There may be a divine right underlying all govern- 
 ment, the divine right of the individual to develop 
 his individual talent to the limit to which nature 
 permits its development. It is a terribly difficult 
 right to secure as society is at present constituted, 
 hampered as a man may be by heredity and circum- 
 stances. But something in us, nevertheless, attests 
 the divine right of such development. But there is 
 another divine right the divine right of quality to 
 rule, which will seem even more divine because it is 
 less difficult to secure, because indeed it cannot, 
 however often defeated, be permanently effaced or 
 ignored. In proportion as men are generous and 
 intelligent, the human nature in every man acknow- 
 ledges the right of quality and gives to it unstinted 
 obedience and ready acknowledgment. No man of 
 generosity and intelligence is so misled by the false 
 and perverted kind of democracy which calls itself 
 democracy while it is only the voice of jealousy and 
 envy, as to count himself the equal of one in whom 
 he sees superior quality. 
 
 But what is this superior quality, so universally 
 recognized and obeyed ? The question is never an 
 easy one to answer, and is impossible of answer in a 
 democratic age of universal education.
 
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 In the old aristocratic and caste societies of one 
 hundred years ago, it was easily answered. The 
 peasant in an English village of those days with that 
 keen perception of facts, that realism, which belongs 
 to the illiterate and makes the illiterate so much more 
 interesting and edifying as companion than the 
 literate, seized upon the superiority in knowledge, 
 birth, wealth, and manners not in any one of these 
 things only but in them all which he found in many 
 of his squires and class superiors and called it 
 " quality." They became to him " the quality " ; 
 and there was no difficulty for him in saying where 
 quality resided. But in this age all that is gone. 
 
 What peasant, however humble or servile from 
 years of subordination, could give to-day that pictur- 
 esque epithet " the quality " to the squire or noble- 
 man or millionaire whose only inequality with him- 
 self may be in money ; who thunders past him in an 
 infernal motor covering him with dust and spoiling 
 the flowers of his tiny garden, and coating garden 
 and cottage and flowers with dirt, but who may 
 know no more nor possess better manners than him- 
 self; who may amount to no more in Oxford or 
 Cambridge than himself; who may be even a lesser 
 part of Oxford than himself. A long string of 
 scholarships from the elementary school scholarship 
 to the scholarships of the university may have taken 
 him or his sons to the universities ; they cannot 
 have taken the squire or the millionaire in England 
 to seats of loftier learning or better manners. The 
 universities may not have stamped the impress of 
 these things so deeply on the squire's mind as upon 
 his own. Whatever quality in the proper sense of 
 the word there be in the world may now be his as 
 well as his squire's, and more than his squire's. And 
 there is no longer any very sure or easy outward 
 badge and visible sign by which the inward and 
 spiritual grace of quality may be distinguished. 
 Money will not do ; for it is still as ever doubly hard
 
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 for the rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven or 
 quality ; and few will do it. A few rich men will 
 survive the obstacles and engrossments of wealth, 
 the distractions of petty business, and still pettier 
 society, which it brings in its train. A few abnormal 
 camels will pass through the needle's eye ; nothing is 
 impossible to God, or to those men on whom His 
 grace has fallen, but as a criterion of quality money 
 will not only not serve, it will not begin to serve. It 
 will more easily serve as a criterion of grace's absence, 
 seeing that the victims are many in whom " dull 
 affluence repressed their noble rage." 
 
 Birth will not do ; for nature is capricious, and the 
 golden nature is sometimes found in modern states, 
 as in the Platonic Callipolis, in the brazen or leaden 
 class of the proletariat. Biologists cannot agree as 
 to the value of heredity and hereditary culture ; for 
 families, like lands as Pindar says soon suffer from 
 intensive culture and continual cropping, and have 
 to lie fallow for a few generations ; and rapidly 
 exhaust themselves when they are forced and culti- 
 vated to produce talent and grace and genius. The 
 virgin land which has never been cultivated, the 
 germ plasms of the uncultivated proletariat are apt 
 to be more promising, like the soil of Manitoba and 
 the West ; the proletariat is our political Saskat- 
 chewan. 
 
 Clothes will not do. They are too cheap and easy 
 an index. So that it becomes even safer to argue 
 from them inversely ; a poorly-dressed and dowdy 
 woman may be a great lady ; a lady of quality, and 
 a gentlewoman ; a richly caparisoned damsel runs 
 the risk of being at once set down as a dressmaker 
 or a housemaid enjoying her afternoon out. 
 
 Then if clothes, birth, money are no index, what 
 index remains ? Education remains, but it is delusive 
 and disappointing. Latin grammar does not give 
 quality necessarily ; nor even does the lack of it. 
 Physical science does not preclude illiteracy, and
 
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 though illiteracy does not preclude " quality," it 
 disguises it. A good modern education may leave 
 its possessor where it found him ; it may do worse, 
 and overlay and freeze the genial current of his soul, 
 as Dickens would have been pruned out of existence 
 by a good education. 
 
 There is no index of quality and no outward test ; 
 only a long experience, and the guarantee furnished 
 by a record of years will carry with it the conviction 
 that this man or that nobleman or peasant has the 
 indescribable distinction, a distinction of nature 
 primarily, only slightly disguised or arrested by un- 
 favourable circumstances. 
 
 Then, obviously, quality so hard to describe and 
 so much harder to recognize can be no measure for 
 political purposes, for the possession, for example, of 
 the franchise. Here, of course, when we reach this 
 democratic conclusion we are " up against " Socrates. 
 Socrates scoffed at democracy because it neglected 
 quality, because it counted noses. No man, he was 
 fond of saying, when a ship was tempest-tossed, took 
 a show of hands to find a helmsman. Every man 
 rushed for the expert for the helmsman for the 
 man of quality, and rushed him to the helm, and held 
 him there by force if necessary. A state should rush 
 to its natural helmsmen, the experts in government, 
 and hold them to the job. 
 
 The figure is entertaining, but it does not seem very 
 profound or salutary. Presumably on shipboard 
 there is a helmsman already, who is known, or at 
 least supposed, to understand something of the 
 business. Presumably, also, on shipboard in a storm 
 even human vanity is not so prodigious that the 
 ignorant but vain man, who is eager to be in the lime- 
 light but knows nothing of seamanship, will choose 
 the limelight at the cost of drowning ; to drown in 
 the limelight is imperfect distinction. 
 
 It is not quite the same in the ship of State, in 
 politics. A man may love the limelight (or the Lime- 
 
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 274 QUALITY AND EQUALITY 
 
 house light) inordinately, but, unfortunately, there is 
 no deterrent drowning, just ahead of him, to curb his 
 vanity ; and besides, it is so much harder on the ship 
 of State to recognize the expert. Democracy, so far 
 as I can judge, is only a method, and the only method 
 so far as I can at present imagine one, of choosing 
 that expert. I think Socrates was very unfair and 
 unjust. We all agree with him in his object. We all 
 want that expert. But we cannot, for the life of us, 
 imagine any better way of finding him than taking a 
 show of hands ; at any rate, of white hands (meta- 
 phorically white, of course). We might, indeed, 
 restrict the franchise to the B.A.'s of the University 
 of Toronto ; we might restrict it to the chief news- 
 paper editors ; we might restrict it to university 
 professors (I lean to this myself at times) or to all 
 doctors of medicine, or to all surgeons ; we might 
 restrict it to the ministers of the Anglican Church (I 
 put this in out of compliment to Trinity College) ; 
 we might restrict it to the bank managers ; we might 
 restrict it to Canadian Pacific Railway magnates ; 
 we might restrict it to lieutenant-governors. Alas, 
 for human nature, we have none of us sufficient faith 
 in any of those amiable persons ; for many reasons, 
 but two are sufficient : that we know by bitter 
 experience that many of them and not the worst 
 of them have no faith in themselves for any such 
 high office ; and secondly, by still bitterer experience, 
 we know that they have no faith in each other, and 
 frankly tell us, under their breath and in a corner, 
 that other B.A.'s and other university professors, 
 and other bank managers, etc., are little better than 
 fools; are, practically, morons. 
 
 These, you see, are the fancy franchises which the 
 late Mr. John Bright who was not a B.A. or a 
 university professor, or a doctor or a surgeon, or even 
 a bank manager unmercifully ridiculed ; and which 
 only the state of Belgium has ever (even partially and 
 in combination with manhood suffrage) put into prac-
 
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 tice. We can all of us sympathize with Mr. Bright. It is 
 so easy to ridicule, so hard not to ridicule, these pro- 
 fessors and professional gentlemen as heads of a 
 government. But personally I sympathize also with 
 the state of Belgium, at least in their idea, in their 
 aim and object, if not in their method of achieving it. 
 For, after all, what can be more absurd, as Socrates 
 saw, than this principle of equality in the franchise. 
 What can be more absurd than that a man who is 
 managing well, let us say, a large estate or a large 
 railway, or a large bank, or any large establishment 
 should see his vote cancelled by the vote of the laziest, 
 most shiftless and most incompetent of his tenants or 
 his employees : the thing is preposterous, absurd, 
 even wicked, at the first glance. It is so obvious, as 
 Aristotle says, that a State is a factory a large 
 business engaged in the manufacture of virtue ; and 
 the dividends from it, that is, the honours and the 
 chief posts and the chief power, should go to those 
 shareholders who contribute to its capital of virtue 
 the largest number of shares, that is, the greatest 
 amount of virtue. But, once more, with Aristotle's 
 metaphor, as with Socrates' metaphor of a ship, the 
 difficulty is to decide who are these shareholders, and 
 what is virtue. And who can decide that, and what 
 tests or index have we ? 
 
 And so democracy, in spite of Socrates' scoff and 
 Aristotle's metaphors, is justified in not looking 
 just yet for the index ; in ignoring it ; in basing 
 itself frankly on numbers and equality, with only 
 this recognition of quality in the background : that 
 it demands that the civilization of a land be the 
 civilization of the higher race, not the lower. Whether 
 that means the civilization of the white men, instead 
 of the civilization of the black and yellow or bronze, 
 is a different question, demanding the judgment of 
 an expert without prejudices, who has seen and known 
 intimately all these civilizations. And where is he 
 to be found ? But democracy may properly limit its
 
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 doctrine of numbers and equality with this vague 
 proposition of quality, though the proposition be at 
 present too vague and academic for practical utility, 
 and be one of those many discoveries which we must 
 patiently leave to the science of the future to discover. 
 
 What comes of all this ? Does anything come of 
 it ? Where does it all point ? Only to this, I think : 
 that in politics, in the distribution of the franchise, 
 we must base ourselves upon democracy and on the 
 principle of counting noses I don't say noses out of 
 slang or flippancy or irreverence, but only because it 
 is so abhorrent, so unscientific, to talk of the counting 
 of heads, when you are not counting what is in them. 
 When I see in the distant future the true counting of 
 heads, that is, the counting of what is in them, or 
 better the counting of what is in heads and hearts 
 combined, I cannot reconcile myself to speak of 
 counting heads in any lower, more vulgar, and more 
 democratic sense ; it shocks me. 
 
 In the administration of a state, then, and in the 
 distribution of the franchise, we must for the present 
 be content with our poor democratic principle : the 
 counting of numbers. (That avoids the vulgar word 
 noses.) 
 
 But secondly, we shall guard and limit the principle 
 of numbers by recognizing the more divine principle 
 of equality. We shall recognize minorities and give 
 minorities representation. We shall introduce pro- 
 portional representation. We shall give to each 
 considerable minority its representatives proportioned 
 to their number. We shall not be content much 
 longer to swing with the pendulum, as they swing in 
 England ; to be governed by a House of Commons 
 which represents now this snap majority and now 
 that. We shall find something more stable by pro- 
 portional representation and the representation of 
 minorities ; and perhaps still further stability by the 
 adoption of the referendum, a device which represents 
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 rights of each voter. Our present system of repre- 
 sentative government recognizes the equal rights of 
 each voter only for a moment ; only when the pande- 
 monium of a general election is in progress. After 
 that is over, the individual voter is helpless again- 
 more helpless even than he was when the two parties 
 were cajoling him for his vote and becomes nobody, 
 until another election comes on. In the interval he 
 is governed by the snap majority which he put in 
 power, only because he had to put some party in 
 power, and which never represented him perhaps, 
 except on the one question which was paramount for 
 the moment during the election, and which may have 
 ceased to represent him only a month afterwards, 
 when circumstances have disposed of that burning 
 question and have put another in its place on which 
 the snap majority does not represent him at all. 
 
 Proportional representation, minority represen- 
 tation, and the referendum, these three reforms seem 
 all urgently needed to defend the rights of minorities 
 and also the rights of equality the rights of the in- 
 dividual voter ; to deliver us from the tyranny of 
 single chamber government, from the tyranny of a 
 House of Commons and an autocratic Cabinet, from 
 the insolence of elected persons. 
 
 Of course there are the theoretic safeguards of a 
 House of Lords and a Senate, but we need not discuss 
 those safeguards just now, when the House of Lords 
 is a cypher and cannot even act any longer as a 
 referendum and force an appeal to the real rulers, the 
 electors ; and when the Senate as we have known 
 it in this country has come to be only the refuge of 
 the enfeebled or unsuccessful statesmen of the party 
 in power, of the men who are too old to go through 
 the hurly-burly of an election, or have done so un- 
 successfully, and have claimed a senatorship as the 
 recompense of that rough and tumble experience and 
 of that electoral horseplay. 
 
 For government then, for politics, democracy and
 
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 equality ; and quality in the background as a dubious 
 principle absolutely sound, the soundest of all 
 principles in theory but academic and impracticable 
 in fact, until we are nearer the millennium. 
 
 But government and politics do not absorb life, any 
 more than trade and commerce and arts and sciences 
 absorb life. Socrates, by the way I can never get 
 away long from Socrates thought that trade and 
 commerce and arts and sciences did absorb life. He 
 thought that poets were demonstrably fools and 
 ignoramuses, because, while professing to understand 
 life, to understand men, women, and children, to 
 understand what a king says, and what a queen says, 
 and what a merchant and a judge and a doctor and 
 a tradesman says and does, he yet never could tell 
 you what a tradesman actually will say when you ask 
 him to recommend you a sugar or a tea ; what a 
 doctor will say when you ask for a prescription for 
 mumps ; what a seamstress will say and do when 
 you ask her to mend your gown and sew on some 
 collar buttons ; or what a muleteer will say or do to 
 get his mules up an impossible pass in the mountains. 
 The right words in all these cases, objects Socrates 
 to the poets, the mystical right-prescription for the 
 swollen face, the mystical right-swear-words for the 
 mule, are always known only by the expert, the doctor, 
 the seamstress, the tradesman, and the muleteer, 
 never by the poet. 
 
 Well, we have our Shakespeare, not to say our 
 Homer, who know what a man is, and a woman and 
 a child and a king and a tradesman and a doctor, 
 and a muleteer even, who did express human nature 
 over all these walks of life, or even over their mountain 
 passes. And having Shakespeare and Homer we 
 know that Socrates was talking Socratic nonsense, 
 and that life is greater than art, and much longer, in 
 spite of half-true proverbs ; in reality ars brevis vita 
 longa est. The time a man spends in his technical 
 pursuits is short. The part these things play in his
 
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 life is short and small. The man in them is greater 
 than the artist or craftsman, and the specific character 
 which he possesses as a man, that is, as a king, as a 
 doctor, as a tradesman, as a muleteer, is something 
 infinitely greater and more complex than his technical 
 knowledge, and the technical jargon in which he 
 expresses himself for a few minutes when he is " on 
 his job," " doing his bit " as king, tradesman, etc. 
 
 This specific character of man modified in each 
 case by his place in society and his trade this it is 
 which the poets because they are poets, and are 
 men of every sort, and, more, are man, woman and 
 child all in one comprehend and interpret to us out- 
 siders, so that we go to them, to Shakespeare and to 
 Homer, to know other men and to know ourselves. 
 
 Life is much greater, then, than government and 
 politics and franchises, much greater even than the 
 arts, trades, and professions which are greater than 
 politics. And what is to be the guiding principle of 
 life of private life, of the inner life, of the only life 
 most of us really lead of the life we lead when we 
 are not either voting or lecturing, or selling sugar, or 
 exhorting mules, etc., etc. ? 
 
 And here comes in at last and incontestably now, 
 and not theoretically or academically, nor as a vision 
 of some millennial future, here comes in again at last 
 our third principle of quality. Quality, however 
 vague, is that which we seek and express in private 
 life, in our very life and character ; by which we are 
 judged now ; by which we expect to be judged here- 
 after at the Great Assize, I mean. I will not attempt 
 at this late hour to prove there is a Great Assize, it 
 would take a little too much of that valuable time 
 which I have been wasting on hair-splitting and 
 experiments of an ultra-academic and professorial 
 character. I will content myself with a proposition, 
 which hardly anyone I think will deny : if there be 
 no such Great Assize there ought to be, for it repre- 
 sents the deepest instinct of justice implanted in the
 
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 human heart from kings to muleteers. The belief in 
 it springs from the deepest instincts and leads to the 
 noblest living. Therefore it must be true. What is 
 the good of pragmatism if it cannot at least teach us 
 that ? Quality I say is that by which we are judged 
 here in our private lives and expect to be judged at 
 the Great Assize. 
 
 And therefore there remain the three principles 
 we have been discussing democracy, equality, and 
 quality. Democracy for government and politics 
 and franchises ; equality for the law courts and as a 
 secondary principle, a principle of limitation and 
 regulation, even for our governments and our politics 
 and franchises yes, and even for our trade and pro- 
 fessions ; for all true and necessary work honourably 
 done and to the level of our best is in a certain sense, 
 a subjective sense, a religious or Christian sense, 
 equal. And quality, for our true lives, our inner 
 lives, our real selves, and our religion : now abide 
 these three principles, and the greatest of these is 
 quality.
 
 CHAPTER XII 
 THE BEST POLICY 
 
 (1) ' F HAVE spent my sheltered and cloistered life in 
 A reading Socrates and Plato and Aristotle (whose 
 opinions outweigh with me Mr. Lloyd George's and 
 other modern lights, including Mr. Asquith and Mr. 
 Baldwin, though the opinions of the two latter, being 
 classical scholars, have a certain adventitious and 
 adscititious value of their own in my eyes) and some- 
 thing also of the other Greek sophists. One of the 
 later sophists Carneades, you will all remember 
 went to Rome on one occasion and shocked the 
 Roman Purists and Puritans the British hypocrites 
 of that dispensation by lecturing on behalf 01 justice 
 one day and against it the next. 
 
 (2) I have been driven by force of my reflections 
 upon life recently into the same predicament. I have 
 been protesting in season ana out of season for 
 years against that popular and utilitarian maxim 
 of this age and Zeitgeist, that honesty is just the 
 best policy and only that. I have been preaching 
 against John Stuart Mill and Grote and John Mac- 
 kinnon Robertson and scores of other men, much 
 more eminent than I am, that such honesty is no 
 honesty, and fatal to the nation (in the end) that 
 should adopt it. That utility and expediency is no 
 basis for honesty : that honesty must rest on less ob- 
 vious and easy and precarious and shifty quicksands : 
 that it must rest on foundations more close to rock- 
 bottom : more mystical and metaphysical and in- 
 stinctive : that it must rest on religion in fact : on 
 those unfathomable and invisible beings and things 
 
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 282 THE BEST POLICY 
 
 known as the soul and God and duty and conscience : 
 on the first great words least understood. I have 
 been preaching that duty and expediency may be 
 often coincident but are never identical. 
 
 (3) And now having argued thus for years for 
 honesty for a real honesty I am going back on this 
 occasion only to argue like Carneades not for this real 
 honesty but in favour of the best policy. 
 
 (4) But I am not proposing just to eat my former 
 words I don't suppose Carneades did so but to 
 distinguish the different circumstances under which 
 men had better follow mystical instincts and instinc- 
 tive conscience and God and duty, and under which 
 again they should be content with the best policy, 
 and should be very careful very, very careful to 
 find the best policy, and therewith to stick to it 
 though the heavens of the politicians fall. 
 
 (5) You can guess why I have trimmed my sails and 
 taken a large reef in the main-sail, and steered for 
 a nearer and an easier port. We are hearing so much 
 about the maintenance of the British Empire and 
 its commonwealth of nations : the necessity of 
 maintaining it and the difficulty of guaranteeing its 
 maintenance. 
 
 (6) I quite agree : it is, I think, necessary to main- 
 tain it, not for Great Britain's sake only, though I 
 was caught too late ever to forget her interests ; not 
 for Canada's sake only, though I have been so long 
 here fifty years practically as to feel often a 
 Canadian : (and if and when I don't, my speech 
 bewrays me often and advertises me for one) I see 
 nothing for Canada of supreme value outside the 
 Empire : she would become just an inferior United 
 States (whether or not she were absorbed in the 
 United States), just a poorer America, a northern 
 North America, commercialized to her Southern 
 neighbour's likeness, gravitating every year more 
 and more to that type : not for Great Britain's sake 
 only or for Canada's sake only : but for the world
 
 THE BEST POLICY 283 
 
 for the whole world's sake This British Empire 
 of nations is the greatest and most beneficent experi- 
 ment in politics ever made : at least the greatest and 
 most beneficent experiment which is already a going 
 concern : the League of Nations is greater and more 
 beneficent, but it is not yet secure, not yet really 
 going steadily. The British commonwealth of nations 
 is a going concern and it is an experiment which 
 benefits the whole world, for it makes for world peace. 
 
 (7) But how maintain it, this British Empire ? 
 That is where this " best policy " comes in. You 
 can't maintain it as you may hope to maintain 
 individual honesty : a man's and a woman's honesty, 
 by appeals to conscience and instinct and the soul 
 and God and duty. No one can easily count the 
 maintenance of our Empire a part of the word of 
 God and the voice of duty. Let us be content to 
 see that it is the best policy and stick like leeches 
 (8) to the best policy through good report and ill report : 
 through sensational journalism and fire-eating poli- 
 ticians and all the personal feuds and piques and 
 misunderstandings between man and man, which 
 are for ever breaking up homes and separating man 
 and man, and man and wife, and may easily break 
 up our beneficent Empire if we do not cling desper- 
 ately, in spite of all human feuds and friction, to 
 the best policy. All imperial questions, all inter- 
 national questions and imperial questions are already 
 almost international questions should be settled 
 not on sentiment only but on sheer cold-blooded 
 reason, and on considerations of the best policy : and 
 the good of the Empire and of the world. 
 
 (9) They can bear that scrutiny, even as con- 
 stitutional monarchy, which is often treated as a 
 matter of sentiment only, can bear the closest 
 scrutiny, and will turn out the best policy as well 
 as the best sentiment : for constitutional monarchy 
 as Venizelos knew, poor man, and argued and fought 
 for it and suffered for it (fighting for it even against
 
 284 THE BEST POLICY 
 
 a monarch who disliked him) constitutional mon- 
 archy is the best defence of a state against the four 
 evils of modern life : the ambitious politician, the 
 ambitious soldier, the ambitious millionaire, the 
 ambitious journalist (the greatest danger of them all 
 to-day). 
 
 " My handkerchief " (said the King of Italy the 
 other day to Mussolini) " you cannot have : it is 
 the only thing you still let me poke my nose into " ; 
 Mussolini represents three out of the four evils : he 
 is an ambitious statesman and soldier and journalist 
 all in one. 
 
 (10) Can imperial questions and international 
 questions be settled calmly on the lines of the best 
 policy ? Are they now ? You know the difficulty : 
 a whole nation, like an individual, will destroy its 
 future, will tear up its prospects, will doom itself 
 and its unborn generations, in a fit of national anger, 
 in a momentary pique, if it conceives itself insulted 
 or even depreciated. 
 
 (11) Let some touchy and self-conscious demagogue 
 be snubbed by a foreign Power (as the French 
 ambassador in 1870 was supposed to have been 
 snubbed by William of Prussia), and not only will 
 the politicians of France be ready to fight, but all 
 France and especially all Paris, will be ready to take 
 up arms and shout, " a Berlin, a Berlin." 
 
 (12) And that is only one case. Germany was in 
 her turn carried into war in 1914 by ambitious 
 soldiers. No need for it : everything already going 
 or coming her way; she had only to sit still and 
 consider the best policy, and she would have mastered 
 Europe without war, as she failed, just failed, to do 
 through war. 
 
 (13) Every man round the British Empire may well 
 tremble when he thinks of these things, when he re- 
 flects how weak and frail to an angry man and even 
 to an angry nation is (i ' the best policy " against 
 wounded pride and injured self-love.
 
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 (14) Some statesman of South Africa, of Australia, 
 of Canada, even of India in the long days to come, 
 is affronted, let us suppose (it is so deplorably easy 
 and natural a supposition) by the hauteur or the 
 tactlessness or the misunderstood shyness even and 
 silence, of some other statesman in Downing Street : 
 the Dominion statesman is vain, perhaps, and the 
 other in Downing Street is tactless and stupid ; 
 a quarrel starts on personal grounds : it grows and 
 grows and from being personal becomes at once 
 (thanks to a yellow Press) national ; and the greatest 
 and best experiment ever tried in politics comes to 
 an untimely end, and ends in a judicial separation and 
 a divortium a mensd et toro : although the continuance 
 of the marriage as often of the individual marriage 
 was the best hope of peace and happiness for the 
 world as for the private house. 
 
 (15) It is hideous and awful to reflect that all the 
 world's prospects of hope and peace may vanish in 
 one hour through two stupid men's vanity and 
 tactlessness : and are not all men vain and tactless ? 
 If Downing Street is not always arrogant or tactless 
 it has often been so at least in the past ; and if it is 
 less and less so now, still it is not the vanity of 
 Ministers and Premiers only which threaten the peace 
 of our Empire : the chief statesmen of Downing Street 
 are very cautious to-day and try desperately to be 
 tactful, no doubt ; but there are deputy ministers and 
 civil servants also who have lived with politicians 
 and statesmen all their lives, and are heartily sick 
 of them and contemptuous of them : they know the 
 domestic article in Downing Street and humour it 
 and make allowances for it ; they do not know the 
 exotic product, the alien statesmen from the 
 Dominions : they are not familiar with their 
 nuances of manner and accent and appearance and 
 language. Almost without meaning it, they proceed 
 with nonchalance to knock the chips off the shoulder 
 of some Dominion representative, some simple, ignor-
 
 286 THE BEST POLICY 
 
 ant, vain man, who flaunts chips upon his shoulder 
 and almost seems to ask some one to knock them 
 off the bored and blase official rather gladly knocks 
 them off and the fat is in the fire and the chips blaze 
 up splendidly, and a whole Dominion if the outraged 
 official has "a good Press," that is, a bad Press at 
 home is alienated and outraged, and perhaps irre- 
 trievably. 
 
 (16) Ah, gentlemen, gentlemen, remember how it 
 has been and may be again : it was only Lord 
 Salisbury's cynical aristocratic good-humour and 
 philosophic instinct for the best policy, that prevented 
 him from quarrelling with President Cleveland and 
 Mr. Olney over Venezuela, when they began to foam 
 at the mouth for the benefit and to the delight of 
 all the fire-eaters and tail-twisters in the United 
 States. To-morrow there may be other fire-eaters 
 and tail-twisters to be delighted, in a Dominion 
 much more essential to the Empire's peace and 
 happiness than the United States. 
 
 (17) " Good policy " is a poor motive in individual 
 life : it is only a dope, a drug, a dodge, a dose, and 
 a dole, to tempt men into a false honesty ; it is only 
 a pious fraud, which is really very impious, to dis- 
 guise from men the necessity and the difficulty of 
 real honesty, if the state is to last long and succeed. 
 Real honesty, I mean, is necessary in the long run 
 for every state, but it is difficult ; because it is not 
 always necessary to the individual, who has only a 
 short run of seventy years ; or in this age of medicine 
 of eighty years or even ninety years : (it is not 
 necessary for the individual always, or patent medi- 
 cines would not have made so many fortunes ; they 
 often do little harm and are compounded of harmless 
 sugar, but they never achieve the results claimed 
 for them). 
 
 (18) But "good policy" is the only safe motive in 
 international and imperial politics : we are told to 
 take short views in politics : we cannot take short
 
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 views in imperial and international politics, and then 
 hope that the Empire which we love will long survive 
 the innate quarrelsomeness, vanity and tactlessness 
 of human nature : these original sins are not confined 
 to Irishmen. Honesty cannot be secured in private 
 life by thoughts of the best policy, but by high 
 principles. But only thoughts of the best policy 
 will secure the survival of a commonwealth of 
 nations, made up of average human nature and 
 human quarrelsomeness. 
 
 (19) This University college and this University of 
 Toronto ought to be must be if it is to serve 
 Canada best, among the chief forces in Canada which 
 will make for the discussion of Canada's relations to 
 the seat of Empire and to the other Dominions in a 
 spirit of hard common sense and intelligent prudence 
 and far-sighted wisdom and, in a word, the best 
 policy. 
 
 (20) This college and this University will require 
 to breed the best type of journalists for journalists 
 are now in the place of the old diplomatists ; they 
 alone know the world, as even the old diplomatists 
 never knew it (they only met the people in dress 
 clothes and white ties, whereas the journalist makes 
 it his business to meet every one). This college and 
 University must breed the best type of journalists : 
 men who will make it their business to snuff out 
 the yellow Press, to smooth over difficulties of 
 personal tempers and misunderstandings and personal 
 idiosyncrasies between the members of the different 
 states of the Empire ; to effect compromises ; to seek 
 peace and ensue it and ensure it ; to work day and 
 night to iron out the creases and wrinkles of individual 
 irritation, to preserve the unity and peace of the 
 whole many-sided, many-coloured fabric which is the 
 hope of the world : and the only hope (a second world 
 war will destroy civilization) ; and to do all this to 
 achieve this beneficent end, what weapon have they 
 to their hands and pens, except this prosaic and
 
 288 THE BEST POLICY 
 
 comparatively humble weapon, which is called "the 
 best policy"; but which they can so transfigure by 
 unselfish service to it, that it will almost shine in 
 the end with the radiance and the unearthly light, 
 which never was (for long) on sea or land, and which 
 belongs to things generally lying outside mere 
 policy ; true peace and real honesty, and the best 
 service to God and man, which any man can render 
 in his day and generation ?
 
 INDEX 
 
 44 Abhorrences " (of Nature), 90 
 Academic thinkers, 48, 45, 59, 
 
 60, 95, 97, 98, 189 
 Accents (Greek), 175 
 Acheron, 118 
 Acton (Lord), 81 
 Actors, 67 
 
 Adem (Mme. Edmond), 228 
 Adams (Professor), 88 
 Addams (Miss Jane), 185, 140, 
 
 248 
 
 Aeroplanes, 105 
 Affectation, 117 
 Agnosticism, 158, 167 
 Albanians, 85 
 Albuera, 281 
 Alcibiades, 50 
 Alchemy, 88 
 Aid worth, 112 
 Alexander (of Macedon), 49, 50, 
 
 288 
 44 Alice " (in Wonderland, etc.), 
 
 15, 248 
 
 Alma (Battle of), 282 
 Ambracists, 85 
 America and Americans, 82, 
 
 110, 128, 184, 185, 188, 189, 
 
 150, 218, 219, 220, 222, 289, 
 
 245, 268, 282 
 
 Analogies, 89, 90, 102, 109 
 AndrocUs and the Lion, 249, 250 
 Anglo-Irish, 79 
 Anthropomorphism, 90, 158 
 
 Antigone, 85 
 
 Antiochus (Cicero's teacher), 
 
 155 
 Antiphon, 55 
 
 M.M. 
 
 Antiquarians, 202 
 
 Antony (Mark), 208 
 
 Apathy, 69, 78 
 
 Aphorisms, 89, 90, 92, 102 
 
 Apology (Plato's), 68 
 
 Arabia, 231 
 
 Archaeology, 178, 204 
 
 Archimedes, 84, 208 
 
 dgerij, 52 
 
 Argos, 25, 26 
 
 Aristides, 195, 224 
 
 Aristocrats and Aristocracy, 56, 
 58, 88, 270, 286 
 
 Aristogiton, 285 
 
 Aristophanes, 89, 224, 244, 247, 
 251, 258 
 
 Aristotle, 82, 84, 88, 41, 44, 50, 
 62, 69, 70, 81, 82, 88, 84, 86, 
 148-56, 160, 168, 164, 178, 
 188, 192, 194, 200, 210, 211, 
 216, 249, 256, 275, 281 
 
 Arnold (Matthew), 29, 69, 72, 
 
 80, 89, 182, 170, 218 
 (Thomas), 162, 164, 170, 
 
 171, 172, 254 
 (Thomas, junior), 188 
 
 Arquebuss, 182 
 
 Arria, 228 
 
 Artabanus, 84 
 
 Asia, 50, 125 
 
 Aspasia, 228 
 
 Aspiration, 116, 117, 265 
 
 Asquith (tord Oxford), 281 
 
 Astrology, 84 
 
 Astronomy, 84, 86, 90, 148 
 
 Atalanta, 91, 118 
 
 Athenaeum, 18 
 
 Athanasius, 215 
 289 19
 
 290 
 
 INDEX 
 
 Athenian, 13, 16, 34, 89, 41, 43, 
 
 191-241 
 
 Athenodorus, 215 
 Athens, 84, 89, 46, 49, 50 
 
 " little Athens " (politi- 
 cal catch- word), 51, 
 52, 151 
 
 Atmosphere, 100 
 " Attractions " (of Nature), 90 
 Aufklarung, 40 
 Augustine, 215 
 Austen (Jane), 80, 130, 207, 245, 
 
 247, 264 
 Austin (Sir Alfred), 126 
 
 (John), 209 
 Australia and Australians, 51, 
 
 268, 285 
 " Authors' Society of Canada," 
 
 252, 253, 264, 265 
 Aviation, 77 
 Ayr (Ontario), 75 
 
 Babylon, 20 
 
 Bacchic Chorus (Sophocles in 
 
 Antigone), 34, 35 
 Bacis (prophet), 23 
 Bacon (Sir Francis), 76-109, 
 152, 163 
 
 (Roger), 82 
 Bagehot (Walter), 227, 258 
 Bakounine, 51 
 Balfour (Graham). 187 
 
 (the Right Honble. 
 
 Stanley), 281 
 
 Bannerman (Sir H. C.). 124 
 Barbarians, 147, 151, 243 
 Barres (Maurice), 41 
 Baxter, 80 
 Bazin, 41 
 
 Beaconsfield (Lord), 89, 258 
 " Beauregard," 195 
 Beecher (Henry Ward), 218 
 " Belchasse," 195 
 Belgrade, 233 
 Belloc (Hilaire), 262 
 Belgium, 53, 54, 274, 275 
 Bengalese, 124, 198 
 
 Benn, 152 
 
 Bennett (Arnold), 80 
 
 Bentley, 178 
 
 Beranger, 117 
 
 Bergson, 41 
 
 Berkeley (Bishop), 79 
 
 Berlin, 234 
 
 Bible, 89, 195 
 
 Biglozv Papers, 245 
 
 Biology, 84, 272 
 
 Bismarck, 203, 254, 256, 264 
 
 Black Sea, 33 
 
 Blake (William), 80 
 
 Blanco Posnet, 249, 250, 251 
 
 Boeotians, 35, 203 
 
 Boers, 60 
 
 Bohemians and Bohemianism, 
 
 255, 256 
 Bolivar (the sailing of the), 115, 
 
 116, 131, 140 
 Bordeaux (Henri), 41 
 Boston (Mass.), 172, 244 
 Bourdillon (Francis W.), 132 
 Bourget, 41 
 " Bradshaw," 208 
 Bremen, 51 
 Briand, 101 
 " Bridge," 74 
 Bridges (Dr.), 112, 117, 118, 
 
 126, 127, 141 
 Bright (John), 274, 275 
 Bronte (Charlotte), 80 
 Browne (Sir Thomas), 106 
 Browning (Robert), 64, 66, 80, 
 
 119, 121, 130, 132, 143, 206 
 Brunetiere, 41 
 " Bruno," 243 
 Brutus (the Younger), 199 
 Bryan (William Jennings), 248 
 Bryce (Lord), 36 
 Buckingham (Earl of), 94, 95, 98 
 Buckle (Thomas), 154 
 Buddhists, 144, 168 
 Bulgarians, 35 
 Buller (Redvers), 231 
 Bulow (Prince), 19 
 Bunyan, 80
 
 INDEX 
 
 291 
 
 Burgon (Dean), 181 
 
 Burke (Edmund), 44, 79, 192 
 
 Burns, 80 
 
 Burton (Sir Richard), 189 
 
 Butler (Bishop), 161 
 
 Byron, 88, 80, 259 
 
 Cadiz, 282 
 
 " Callipolis," 46, 272 
 
 Callousness, 201, 202 
 
 Calverley, 80, 126 
 
 Cambridge, 9, 162, 175, 188, 271 
 
 Canada and Canadians, 51, 74, 
 
 141, 142, 220, 282, 285, 287 
 Canadian Pacific Railway, 274 
 Canning, 44, 244, 247, 251, 258 
 Carlyle, 82, 46, 47, 62, 80, 197, 
 
 206, 284, 255 
 Carneades, 281, 282 
 "Carroll (Lewis)," 14, 248, 244 
 Catch-words, 109, 110 
 Catholics (Roman), 107, 108 
 Cato (the Elder), 211, 220, 222 
 Celts, 78, 79 
 
 Chandler (Professor), 174, 175 
 Channel (the Irish), 79 
 Channing (William Ellery), 261 
 Character, 200, 201, 207, 222, 
 
 279 
 
 Charybdis, 217 
 Chateaubriand, 59 
 Chaucer, 80 
 Chauvinists, 27 
 Chepstow, 101 
 44 Chester " (a nickname), 22 
 Chesterton (Gilbert), 282 
 Cheyenne (Colorado), 184 
 Chicago, 101, 285 
 Childhood and Children, 22, 92, 
 
 120, 180, 184, 149, 172, 190, 
 
 197 
 
 4t Chilion,"195 
 Chillingworth, 217 
 Chinese, 268 
 Chitral, 209 
 
 Christians (before Christ), 52 
 "Christian Science," 118 
 
 Christianity, 57, 70, 81, 90, 98, 
 
 95, 96, 97, 107, 184, 189, 160, 
 
 249, 250, 265, 266, 269, 270, 
 
 280 
 Cleon, 86, 88, 41, 42, 48, 44, 45, 
 
 218 
 
 Cleveland (President), 286 
 " Cloacina," 229 
 Clough (Arthur Hugh), 71, 80, 
 
 128, 182, 162, 171, 172, 178, 
 
 175 
 
 Cnemus (Spartan Admiral), 55 
 Co-education, 149, 151, 261 
 Coke (Sir Edward), 94 
 Coleridge (Samuel Taylor), 80, 
 
 114, 121, 181, 148, 144, 152, 
 
 164, 261, 262 
 Colour, 87 
 
 Commune (the Paris of 1871), 51 
 Compass, 77, 106 
 Compensation, 47, 56, 161, 201 
 Comte (Auguste), 90, 146, 158 
 Conservatism, 48, 44, 56, 59, 
 
 152, 179, 242, 245, 257 
 Conventionalism, 44, 56, 245, 
 
 248, 249 
 
 Cope (H. M.), 224 
 Copernicus, 84, 87, 108 
 Corday (Charlotte), 285 
 Cosmopolitanism, 258 
 Cotton (Richard, Lynch), 181- 
 
 90 
 
 Courthope (Professor), 62, 80 
 Cousin (Victor), 209 
 Cowper, 80 
 Crabbe, 80 
 Crassus, 218 
 
 Creighton (Bishop), 107, 211 
 Cretans, 21 
 Crimea, 281 
 Croesus, 24, 25, 84 
 Cromer(Lord), 197 
 Culture (and Anarchy), 59 
 Cuvier, 84 
 Cynics, 69, 175, 176, 177, 200, 
 
 244, 248, 262, 286 
 Cyrus (the Elder), 25
 
 292 
 
 INDEX 
 
 Dancing, 219 
 
 Daniel (the Prophet), 108 
 
 Danton, 146, 262 
 
 Darwin, 80, 84, 88, 93 
 
 Darwinians, 35 
 
 Davison (author of Prophecy), 
 
 183 
 
 Decalogue, the, 221, 222 
 Defoe (Daniel), 80 
 Delphi, 41 
 Delphians, 24 
 De Quincy, 80 
 Demagogues, 57, 101, 284 
 Democedes (Greek surgeon), 19 
 Democracy, 18, 42, 46, 57, 83, 
 
 96, 97, 106, 266, 267, 269, 
 
 270, 273, 274, 275, 276, 277, 
 
 280 
 
 Democrat, 44, 119 
 Demosthenes, 50, 58, 121 
 Departmental Ditties, 117 
 Desmoulins (Camille), 262 
 dia-cgip-ij, 216 
 Dickens (Charles), 80, 111, 123, 
 
 129, 130, 132, 134, 138, 243, 
 
 245, 247, 273 
 Diderot, 215 
 Diodotus, 217 
 Dionysius of Syracuse, 61 
 Diotima of Mantinea, 223 
 Disciple (the Devil's), 249, 250 
 Disraeli (Benjamin), 89, 258 
 Divination (ancient Roman), 
 
 196 
 
 Dodona, 23 
 
 Dominions (the), 285, 286, 287 
 Downing St., 285 
 Dowson (Ernest), 256 
 Drainage, 228 
 Drama, 67 
 Dromond, 118, 129 
 Drummond (Henry), 89 
 Dryden, 80 
 Dublin, 78, 179 
 Duff (Sir M. Grant), 28 
 Dukes, 219 
 Dunnville (Ontario), 18 
 
 Dutch (double-), 20 
 Dutchman (a forgotten), 96 
 
 " Eagle " (a man's name), 22 
 
 East (the), 21, 36, 50, 124, 168 
 
 Edison, 105 
 
 Education (popular and univer- 
 sal), 57, 59, 119, 251, 270 
 
 Egalitarians, 96, 266 
 
 Eglantine (Fabre d'), 262 
 
 Egypt and Egyptians, 23, 24, 
 27, 50, 197, 234, 239 
 
 Egyptian (doctrines), 24 
 
 (Thebes), 20 
 (labyrinths), 20 
 language, 20, 27 
 
 " Eliot (George)," 80, 170, 222 
 
 Elizabeth (Queen), 94, 98, 101 
 
 Elkington (Colonel), 113 
 
 Elsmere (Robert), 173 
 
 Embryology, 88 
 
 Emerson (Ralph Waldo), 128, 
 132, 219, 257 
 
 Emotionalism, 72 
 
 Empire (British), 282, 283, 284, 
 285, 286, 287 
 
 " Energy " (in Nature), 90 
 
 Engineers, 112 
 
 Englishman, 78, 113, 115, 116, 
 117, 191-241 
 
 Enthusiasm, 244, 258 
 
 Epicurus, 155, 239 
 
 Epirus, 20 
 
 Equality, 266-80 
 
 Erasmus, 103, 160, 161, 258, 259 
 
 Essex (Earl of), 94, 95 
 
 Euripides, 65, 166 
 
 Europa, 21, 22 
 
 Europe, 50 
 
 Eurydice, 35 
 
 Evangelicals, 180, 181, 188, 201 
 
 Evolution, 58, 59, 88 
 
 Expression, 62, 70, 71, 74 
 
 Fabius (Cunctator), 198 
 Faith, 56, 57, 242, 243, 244, 247, 
 258
 
 INDEX 
 
 293 
 
 Falkland (Lord), 45 
 Fate, 56, 57, 58 
 Federalism, 98 
 Felix, 241 
 
 Feminists and Feminism, 243 
 Fenians, 79, 80 
 Ferrer (Francisco), 47 
 Festus, 241 
 
 Fielding (novelist), 80, 251 
 Final causes, 88, 91, 102 
 Finality, 44 
 
 Fitzgerald (Edward), 80,126,182 
 " Flatterers (the) " (Plato's 
 Republic), 255 
 
 Gilbert (of Gilbert and Sulli- 
 van), 251 
 Gladiators (intellectual), 253, 
 
 254, 255, 257 
 Gladstone ( William E wart), 179, 
 
 221, 258 
 
 (William, junior), 86 
 Glaucon (in Plato's Republic), 
 
 243 
 
 Godley, 258 
 
 Goldsmith (Oliver), 79, 256 
 Gordon (General), 60 
 (Lindsay), 78 
 Gradgrind " (in Dickens), 69 
 
 Forma " (Bacon's), 85, 86, 93 Grammarians, 263 
 
 Franchise, 273, 274, 276 
 
 (Fancy-franchises), 
 274 
 
 Gravitation, 86 
 Gray (Thomas), 112 
 
 (in Robert Elsmere), 165 
 
 Free thought and free think- Grey (Sir Edward), 13, 14 
 
 ers," 160, 198 
 French, 81, 85, 116, 191-241 
 
 ,, Canadians, 47 
 Freeman (historian), 80 
 
 (Lewis), 183 
 Frere (Hookham), 44, 244, 247, 
 
 251, 258 
 Froude (historian), 32, 80 
 
 Great Britain, 53, 54 
 
 Greece, 19, 51, 124 
 
 Greeks, 9, 10, 21, 24 
 
 Greek (phrases), 20 
 
 Green (Thomas Hill), 163, 165 
 
 Grote (George), 21, 88, 40, 42, 
 
 281 
 Grotesque, the, 243 
 
 Funeral (the funeral speech of Grub Street, 207 
 
 Pericles), 88, 41, 52 
 
 Galileo, 84 
 
 Gallio, 194 
 
 Gallipoli, 38 
 
 " Gamp, Mrs.," 180, 244 
 
 Guerre (Sociale, la), 76 
 Gunpowder, 77-106 
 
 Hmon (in Antigone), 85 
 Hallam (historian), 80 
 Hamilton (Sir Ivor), 281 
 
 Gardiner, A. G. (journalist), 122, Hansard, 86 
 
 248 
 Gcllius, 214 
 Gelo, 88 
 
 Genesis (the book of), 92 
 Genoa, 51 
 Gentleman, 45 
 George (Mr. Lloyd), 281 
 
 Hardie (Keir), 125 
 Hardy (Gathorne), 179 
 
 (Thomas), 129, 169, 256, 
 
 257 
 
 Harmodius, 285 
 Hastings (Warren), 241 
 Harvey, 85, 88 
 
 Germany, 40, 58, 54, 185, 186, Hausmann (Baron), 229 
 
 187, 140, 248 
 Ghoorkas, 198 
 Gibbon, 21, 81, 44, 80, 207, 244, 
 
 247, 258, 264 
 
 Hawthorne (Nathaniel), 244 
 Hazlitt, 80 
 Neat, 85, 86 
 HecaUcus, 28, 24
 
 294 
 
 INDEX 
 
 " Hegesistratus," 195 
 Heine (Heinrich), 234 
 Helen of Troy, 21 
 Hellenism, 50, 239 
 Hellenists (the English), 118, 
 
 119 
 
 Henley (W.), 80 
 Henry (Patrick), 251 
 
 VIII (King), 199 
 Herculaneum, 230 
 Hermac, the, 39, 217 
 Hermes, 203 
 Herodotus, 17-28, 32, 33, 34, 
 
 36, 38, 39, 47, 54, 78, 135, 
 
 166, 182 
 Hindoos, 268 
 Hippoclides, 16, 219 
 Hippodamus (of Miletus), 41, 44 
 History, 17, 29, 32 
 Hodson (of Hodson's Horse), 
 
 241 
 
 Holbein, 182 
 
 Holland (Canon Scott), 178 
 Holmes (Oliver Wendell), 259 
 Homer, 141, 158, 278, 279 
 
 (authorship of), 102, 
 
 103 
 Honesty (as contrasted with 
 
 "best policy"), 199, 200, 
 
 281, 282, 286, 288 
 Hood (the poet), 80 
 Horace (the Roman poet), 129, 
 
 173, 205, 220 
 Hort (Professor), 175 
 Housman (A. E.), 80 
 " Howard," 195 
 Huguenots, 267 
 Humanitarianism, 42, 52, 54, 
 
 72, 96, 106, 108, 249, 251 
 Humanities, the, 153 
 Humanists, 159, 163 
 Humour and Humorists, 242- 
 
 51, 257, 258 
 
 Huxley (Thomas), 15, 80, 93 
 Hyndman (P., Socialist), 266 
 Hypocrisy, 116, 199, 222, 248, 
 
 265, 281 
 
 Ibsen, 139 
 
 Idealism and Idealists, 42, 136, 
 149, 242, 243, 245, 247, 248, 
 249, 251, 262, 266 
 
 Idola (Baconian), 91, 92 
 
 " Illuminati," 40 
 
 Imagination, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 
 90, 91, 105, 136, 154, 262 
 
 Imitation, 62 
 
 Immortality, 144, 146, 215 
 
 Imperialism, 50, 51, 52, 137, 
 138, 283, 284, 286, 287 
 
 Impressionism, 70, 75, 263 
 
 Incongruity and the Incon- 
 gruous, 243, 246, 247, 251 
 
 India, 122, 124, 125, 193, 285 
 
 Indians (Anglo-), 111, 125, 193, 
 208 
 
 Indians (Red), 73, 220 
 
 Ingersoll (Robert), 167 
 
 Inquisition, the, and the In- 
 quisitors, 187 
 
 Instinct, 196, 198, 200, 279, 
 281, 283 
 
 Intellectuals, the, 135, 140, 200, 
 201, 248, 249, 250, 254 
 
 International questions, 283, 
 284, 286, 287 
 
 lo, 21, 22 
 
 Ion (Plato's), 63 
 
 Ionian Greeks, 226 
 
 Ireland, 76, 108, 249 
 
 Irish, the, 10, 78, 79, 133, 191- 
 241, 287 
 
 Irony, 242 
 
 Isaiah, 231 
 
 Isocrates, 50, 210 
 
 Italy, 40, 65, 284 
 
 Jaeger flannel, 103 
 James I (King), 94, 98 
 
 (Henry), 110 
 Jane (Bishop), 178 
 Japanese, 117, 268 
 Jedidiah, 195 
 Jemima, 195 
 Jeremiah (the Prophet), 186
 
 INDEX 
 
 295 
 
 Jews, the, 234, 289, 249. 
 Johnson (Samuel), 19, 80 
 Job (the Patriarch), 108 
 
 (the book of), 92 
 Journalism and Journalists, 
 
 112, 118, 116, 121, 128, 142, 
 
 207, 253, 287 
 Jowett (Benjamin), 59, 159- 
 
 90, 222, 253 
 Judaism, 93 
 Jude the Obscure, 169 
 Justice, 279, 281 
 Juvenal, 203 
 
 Kaffirs, 268 
 Kataphract, 118, 129 
 Keats, 80, 180, 131 
 Keble, 80 
 Kelvin (Lord), 89 
 Kepler, 84, 87, 208 
 Keren-happuch, 195 
 Kezia, 195 
 King (Bishop), 178 
 Kingsley (Charles), 80 
 Kipling, 80, 110-42, 206 
 Kitchen (Dean), 180 
 Knight (Payne), 21 
 Kriiger (President), 258 
 
 " Laches " (Plato's), 74, 75, 118 
 
 Laconians, 65 
 
 Lamb (Charles), 80, 116, 121, 
 168 
 
 Landor (W. S.), 80, 285 
 
 "Langham" (in Robert Els- 
 mere), 174 
 
 " Laurier," 195 
 
 Leacock (Stephen), 248 
 
 Leaf (Walter), 88 
 
 League of Nations, 288 
 
 Lear (King), 25 
 
 Lebaudy, 214 
 
 Lecky (W. H.), 79, 218 
 
 Leo (of Byzantium), 40 
 
 Lever (novelist), 79 
 
 Leverrier, 88 
 
 Lewis (Sir George C.), 218 
 
 Liberalism (academic), 59, 161 
 
 Liddon (Canon), 178, 222 
 
 Lilly (W. S ), 199 
 
 Lincoln (Abraham), 46 
 
 Linnaeus, 84 
 
 Literature and Literary Men, 
 
 61, 118, 119, 252, 253, 254, 
 
 255, 256. 259, 263, 264, 265 
 Amfo?,-. 127 
 
 Loeb (Professor), 104, 105 
 AOI/JO; and A(/io'c, 48 
 Lover (novelist), 79 
 Lowell (James Russell), 171, 242, 
 
 244, 245, 247, 248, 251, 258 
 Lucretius, 205 
 Luther. 258 
 
 Lyall (Sir Alfred), 125, 198 
 Lytton (Bulwer), 80 
 
 (Lord), 246 
 
 Macan, 78 
 
 Macaulay, 77, 80, 206 
 Macchiavelli, 52, 164 
 Macdonald (George), 80, 135 
 Macedon, 58 
 Madoc (Ontario), 16 
 M'Andrew's hymn, 117 
 Magdalen College, 157 
 Magnesian (farmer, the), 26 
 Mahaffy, 85, 49, 208, 210, 214, 
 
 218 
 
 Mahdi, the, 281 
 Mahrattas, 198 
 Majuba, 60 
 Manichee, 254 
 Manning (Cardinal), 259 
 Mansel (Dean), 44, 70, 156, 179, 
 
 244 
 
 Mantinea (first battle of), 281 
 Marathon, 118 
 Margaret (of Anjou), 84 
 Marx (Karl), 51 
 Martha (sister of Lazarus), 94, 
 
 108, 115, 142 
 Mary (sister of Lazarus), 115, 
 
 142, 206 
 Marzials, 206
 
 296 
 
 INDEX 
 
 Masefield, 80 
 
 Massingham (journalist), 122, 
 248 
 
 Mathematics, 83, 84, 89 
 
 Maupassant, de, 255 
 
 Maurice (Frederick Denison), 
 156, 162 
 
 Mauvaise honte, 33, 34, 35, 36, 
 37, 74 
 
 Medea, 21 
 
 Medes (Laws of the), 198 
 
 firjdev ayav, 221 
 
 ywetcocrtg, 127 
 
 Melbourne (Lord), 140 
 
 Meletus (Athenian poet), 141 
 
 Melos (Island of), 34, 53, 54 
 
 Mende, 54 
 
 Mendel, 82 
 
 Meredith (George), 65, 80, 110 
 
 Methodists, 161, 173, 188 
 
 " Micawber," 129, 244 
 
 Miletus (capture of by Per- 
 sians), 71 
 
 Mill (John Stuart), 281 
 
 Milton (John), 80, 81 
 
 Mirabeau (pere), 197 
 
 Mitchel (John), 79 
 
 Moderation, 56, 58 
 
 Monarchy (Constitutional), 283, 
 284 
 
 Monkey-glands, 104 
 
 Montesquieu, 206 
 
 Montmartre. 235 
 
 Montreal, 253 
 
 Moore (George), 79 
 (Thomas), 79 
 
 More (Paul Elmer), 126, 138 
 
 Morley (John), 80 
 
 Morris (Lewis), 80 
 
 (William), 80, 118, 127, 
 205 
 
 Morrisburg (Ontario), 18 
 
 " Mugwump," 45 
 
 Munsterberg (Professor), 150 
 
 Murray (Professor Clark), 62 
 
 Mussolini, 284 
 
 Mytilene (revolt of), 36, 41 
 
 " Naerius," 195 
 Names in history, 55 
 Napoleon Bonaparte, 237, 238, 
 
 262 
 
 " Naso," 195 
 Nativism, 52 
 
 Natural History, 84, 88, 92 
 Negroes, 16, 268 
 Neptune (the planet), 88 
 Nettleship (Lewis), 63 
 Newbolt (Sir Henry), 80 
 Newman (Cardinal), 12, 71, 80, 
 
 136, 155, 161, 162, 165, 255, 
 
 256, 259 
 
 Niagara Falls (Canada), 10, 11 
 Nicias, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 
 
 48, 55, 56, 59 
 " Nicomachus," 195 
 Nietzsche, 256 
 Nile, the, 36, 60 
 Noah, 108 
 Novum Organon (Bacon's), 92 
 
 Odium theologicum, 194 
 
 Olney, 286 
 
 Oncken, 151 
 
 O'Neill (Moira), 79 
 
 Ontario, 9, 47 
 
 Oracles, 48 
 
 Orators and Oratory, 89, 231, 
 
 233 
 
 Oriental, 144, 198 
 Origen, 160, 215 
 Orleanist (Princes), 214, 266 
 Orthodoxy, 93 
 Osier (Sir William), 154 
 Oxford, 9, 10, 27, 78, 157-90, 
 
 271 
 
 Paget (Bishop), 178 
 " Pagett, M.P.," 112, 124 
 Palmerston (Lord), 258 
 Pan (the Greek God), 68 
 Panaetius (the Stoic), 197 
 Paris (France), 11, 217, 223, 
 
 228, 229, 232, 235, 284 
 Paris (Ontario), 12
 
 INDEX 
 
 97 
 
 Paris (of Troy), 21 
 
 Patent medicines, 108, 286 
 
 Pater (Walter), 119, 162, 263 
 
 Patmore (Coventry), 256 
 
 Paul (Saint), 97, 160, 163, 201 
 
 " Pecksniff," 180, 244 
 
 Peirseus, 55 
 
 Peloponnesian War, 86, 48, 49, 
 50, 52 
 
 Pembroke College, 158 
 
 Pericles, 38, 89, 45, 46, 50, 51, 
 52, 57, 59, 119, 142 
 
 Persia, 24, 50, 55, 198 
 
 Persian political debates, 28 
 
 Persian wars, 19, 21 
 
 Persian fleet, 26 
 
 Peter (the Great), 203 
 
 " Peter and Joan," 245 
 
 Phaedra, 65 
 
 Phaleas of Chalcedon, 146 
 
 Pharisees, 114, 289 
 
 Philip of Macedon, 49, 50, 203 
 
 Philistines, 114, 254 
 
 Philodemus, 830 
 
 Phocion, 49 
 
 Phocylides, 107 
 
 Phoenicians, 21 
 
 Phoenix, 27 
 
 Phormio, 118, 129 
 
 Phrasemakers, 109 
 
 Physics, 84, 85, 89, 272 
 
 Physiology, 84 
 
 Pilate, 68, 194 
 
 Plague at Athens, 87, 52 
 
 Plato, 89, 45, 46, 50, 51, 61-75, 
 83, 84, 88, 106, 118, 148-56, 
 160, 168, 164, 169, 171, 175, 
 178, 197, 200, 210, 215, 219, 
 221, 286, 242, 248, 244, 247, 
 248, 251, 255, 256, 257, 259, 
 260, 261, 265, 272, 281 
 
 Pliny (the Elder), 202 
 (the Younger), 205, 241 
 
 Plutarch, 88, 89, 40, 45, 195, 
 203, 222 
 
 Poets, 17, 25, 112, 226, 278, 279 
 
 Poetic Justice, 25 
 
 Poetry, 119, 127 
 
 " Policy, the best," 281-88 
 
 TKttic (the Greek), 51, 288 
 
 Polybius, 200, 227 
 
 Polycrates, 26 
 
 Pope (Alexander), 80, 153 
 
 Popular lectures, 9-16 
 
 Portia (wife of the younger 
 
 Brutus), 223 
 Positivism and Positivists, 164, 
 
 180 
 
 Praed, 244, 258 
 Pragmatism, 189, 280 
 Press (the Yellow), 105, 287, 285, 
 
 286, 287 
 
 Price (Professor Bonamy), 259 
 Prickard, 70, 71, 73 
 Printing, 77, 106 
 Proletariate, 272 
 Propertius, 205 
 Prosperity, 98 
 Protective mimicry, 226 
 Protestantism, 107, 108, 264 
 Publicity, 112 
 Puritans and Puritanism, 96, 
 
 195, 217, 222, 251, 254, 281 
 " Purpose " (in Nature), 90 
 Pusey and Puseyite, 189 
 Pygmalion, 251 
 Pylos (in Laconia), 89 
 
 " Quality," 120, 266-80 
 Quantity, 120, 269 
 Quantitative analysis, 23 
 Quebec, 108, 188, 288 
 
 Radicals, 52, 110, 122, 124, 187, 
 152, 172, 218, 245, 246 
 
 Raglan (Lord), 282 
 
 Ranke (historian), 58, 54 
 
 Rationalism and Rationalists, 
 159, 160, 178 
 
 Realism and Realists, 149, 245, 
 262 
 
 " Recessional, the," 116 
 
 Referendum, 276
 
 298 
 
 INDEX 
 
 Reform and Reformers, 242, 
 
 243, 245, 247, 249, 257, 258 
 Regulus (in Horace), 129 
 Re.ligio Medici. 106 
 Religion, 90, 92, 107, 243, 261, 
 
 270, 280, 281 
 Religiosity, 116 
 Renaissance, 160, 162 
 Renan (Ernest), 220, 221 
 " Repulsions " (of Nature), 90 
 " Research (original)," 178 
 Rhodes (Cecil), 241 
 Richardson (Samuel), 80 
 Robertson (Frederick William), 
 
 155, 162 
 (John Mackinnon), 
 
 281 
 Robespierre (Maximilien), 213, 
 
 262 
 
 Roland (Madame), 233 
 Rollin (historian), 33 
 Romans (ancient), 9, 13, 16, 65, 
 
 117, 145, 191-241, 281 
 Rome (ancient), 108, 124, 135, 
 
 253 
 
 Roman Catholicism, 261, 264 
 Romanticism, 262 
 Romilly (Samuel), 237 
 Rousseau (J. J.), 51, 114, 215 
 Rufus (Rutilius), 241 
 Ruskin 46, 121 
 
 Sadducees, 239 
 St. Andrews, 15 
 St. Arnaud (Marshal), 231 
 Saint Catharine (of Siena), 108 
 Saint Francis (of Assisi), 107 
 Saint Michael (Society of), 46 
 St. Quentin (battle of), 231 
 Saint Sebastian (martyrdoms 
 
 of), 173 
 Salisbury (Elizabethan Earl of), 
 
 94, 95 
 (Victorian Marquis 
 
 of), 286 
 
 Samian (a certain), 24 
 Samson, 93, 180 
 
 Saskatchewan, 272 
 
 " Satiety," 23 
 
 Satire and Satirists, 242-51 
 
 " Saturday Reviewers," 44, 244, 
 
 247, 258 
 
 Scepticism, 42, 44, 159, 173, 179 
 
 Schiller, 152 
 
 " Science (the Muse of)," 117 
 
 Sciolism, 244, 257 
 
 Scione, 54 
 
 Scipio (Africanus Minor), 194 
 
 Scotland, 78, 79, 99 
 
 Scott (Sir Walter), 44, 80, 119, 
 
 206, 264 
 
 Scriptural quotations, 92, 93, 94 
 " Scrofa," 195 
 Scylla (the monster), 217 
 Secularism, 108, 154 
 Seeley (historian), 80 
 " Selfishness (enlightened)," 76 
 Senate (Canadian), 277 
 Seneca, 197, 199 
 Sentimentalism, 70, 110, 259 
 " Service," 260 
 Shakespeare, 16, 34, 80, 100, 
 
 101, 102, 103, 111, 116, 123, 
 
 248, 278, 279 
 
 Shaw (George Bernard), 110, 
 140, 248, 249, 250, 251 
 
 Sheffield, 117 
 
 Shelley, 31, 32, 80, 153, 235 
 
 Sherbrooke (Lord), 213 
 
 Sheridan, 79 
 
 Sicilian expedition, 35, 40, 50 
 
 Siena, 108 
 
 Simcoe (Lake) (Ontario), 13 
 
 " Smartness " (commercial, of 
 Greeks), 200 
 
 Smith (author of the Bacon- 
 Shakespeare theory), 102 
 
 Smith (Goldwin), 31, 60, 80, 
 101, 102, 104, 156, 176, 177, 
 181, 251 
 
 Smith (Henry), 89, 90 
 
 Smollett, 80 
 
 Socialists, 47, 96, 266 
 
 Socini, 108
 
 INDEX 
 
 299 
 
 Socrates, 89, 46, 81, 90, 110, Synge, 79 
 
 118, 141, 168, 171, 172, 175, Syracuse, 61, 118, 281 
 200, 220, 222, 224, 248, 278, 
 
 274, 275, 278, 281 Tacitus, 47, 205 
 
 Solon, 65, 282, 234 Talbot (Bishop), 178 
 
 Sophistry and Sophists, 42, 114, Talleyrand, 244 
 
 119, 196, 210, 281 Talmage (Dr. de Witt), 218 
 Sophocles, 166, 281, 232 " Telephus " (in Euripides), 66 
 Soudanese, 231 Telescope, 82, 83, 88 
 
 Soult (Marshal), 231 Temple (Archbishop), 288 
 
 Southey, 80 Tennyson, 80, 112, 137, 143, 
 
 Soyres (de), 259 206, 230 
 
 Spaniards, 322 Tertullian, 215 
 
 Sparta, 50, 53, 54, 55, 71, 73, Testament (Old), 93, 102, 139, 
 
 195 
 (New), 93, 102, 139, 
 
 262 
 Thackeray, 80, 180, 206, 228, 
 
 264 
 
 " Thalamite," 118, 129 
 Thebes (Egyptian), 19, 24 
 Theology, 153, 163, 168, 171, 
 
 172, 178 
 " Theramene," 195 
 
 223 
 Spartans, 24, 45, 55, 203, 212, 
 
 224, 231 
 
 Spencer (Herbert), 80 
 Spenser (Edmund), 80 
 44 Square " (in Fielding), 251 
 Stael, Madame de, 223 
 Stanley (Dean), 163, 188 
 Star-light, 86 
 Stead (journalist), 112, 118 
 
 Stevenson (Robert Louis), 64, Thermometers, 85 
 80, 181, 187 Thiers (President), 284 
 
 Sthenelaidas (Spartan), 55 Thomson (James) (Victorian 
 
 Stoics, 66, 69, 78, 196, 197, 286, 
 239, 264 
 
 Strabo, 195, 229 
 
 Stubbs (Bishop), 81, 80, 208 
 
 poet\ 182 
 
 (minister at Ayr, On- 
 tario), 15 
 Thracians, 85 
 
 44 Stubland (Miss Phoebe)," 245, " Thranite," 118, 129 
 
 246, 248 
 Submarines, 105 
 Suicide, 286, 287 
 Sultan, 19 
 Sultana, 19 
 Suspicion, 217 
 
 Sussex, 112, 181, 182, 184, 187 
 oyoAi}, 216 
 
 Swift (Dean), 79, 250 
 Swinburne, 80, 118, 127, 182, 
 
 205 
 
 Thucydides, 18, 29-60, 168, 
 
 164, 284 
 Timoleon, 285 
 Tollemache (Lionel), 176, 177, 
 
 235 
 
 Tolstoi, 189 
 Torone (Chalcidice), 54 
 Toronto, 79, 104, 229 
 Tory and Toryism, 41, 44, 177, 
 
 245, 246 
 44 Tosh," 88 
 
 44 Sydenham (Lady Char- Trinity College (Toronto), 274 
 
 lotte)," 245, 246, 247, 248 Trojan War, 88 
 
 Syllogisms, 91 Trollope (Anthony), 80, 121, 
 44 Sylvie," 248 180, 259
 
 300 
 
 INDEX 
 
 Troy, 21 
 
 Tubero (Roman), 194 
 Tweed (the river), 79 
 Tyndall (Professor), 80, 93 
 Tyre, 21 
 
 Union (Act of Union with Scot- 
 land), 98, 109 
 
 (Labour), 270 
 United States, 223, 240, 266, 
 
 268, 282, 286 
 Universities (scoffs at), 103 
 
 (young men in), 97 
 University (of Toronto), 274, 
 
 287 
 
 Uranus, 88 
 Utilitarianism, 281 
 
 Varro, 202 
 
 Vaughan (the Silurist), 80 
 
 Venezuela, 286 
 
 Venice, 51, 82 
 
 Venizelos, 283, 284 
 
 Verlaine, 114, 255, 256 
 
 Verres, 241 
 
 Verulam, 107 
 
 Vienna, 233 
 
 Vieux Cordelier, 262 
 
 Virgil, 143, 205, 206, 230 
 
 Virtuosos (Roman), 227 
 
 Vivisection, 249 
 
 Voltaire, 23, 209, 215, 232, 234, 
 
 235 
 " Vulgar," 111, 119, 120, 142 
 
 Wadham College, 180, 181 
 Wales, 80 
 
 Warren (Mrs. Warren's Profes- 
 sion), 251 
 
 Warsaw, 233 
 
 Watson (William), 80 
 
 Water-babies, 12 
 
 Webb (Sydney and Mrs. Webb), 
 248 
 
 Wellington (Duke of), 206, 264 
 
 Wells (H. G.}, 80, 129, 245, 247 
 
 Wesley (John), 80 
 
 West, the, 50 
 
 Westbury (Lord), 200 
 
 Western mind, 21 
 
 Whitman (Walt), 138 
 
 Whitmania, 65 
 
 Whittier, 141 
 
 Widowers' Houses, 250 
 
 Wilberforce (Bishop Samuel), 
 179, 180 
 
 William I (German Kaiser), 284 
 
 Wireless telegraphy, 77 
 
 Wit, 242, 243, 244, 245, 254 
 
 Wolff (German higher critic), 
 102 
 
 Wolseley (Sir Garnet), 231 
 
 Women's rights, 149, 242 
 
 Worcester College, 158, 181 
 
 Wordsworth (William), 80, 143, 
 220, 230, 262 
 
 Wycherley, 177 
 
 Xenophon, 25, 90 
 Xerxes, 24 
 
 Yeats (Arthur Butler), 79 
 Zeno (Greek philosopher), 259 
 
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