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 All rights reserved
 
 To her who listened to the rustling wind^ 
 watched the bending branches round our home^ 
 and waited^ long and wearily^ as women do.
 
 INTRODUCTION 
 
 The invasion was made in a ship. The ship was 
 bigger in her own estimation than her measurements 
 would justify, and in this I agreed with her. But to 
 come down to bald fads, she was of registered tonnage 
 2.65, and of yacht measurement 4 tons — which 
 means that she was 26 feet long over all, 19 feet upon 
 the water-line, and 6.6 feet wide. I have reason to 
 be thankful that she was rather under-canvassed, for 
 otherwise I might not have returned from my voyage. 
 To these particulars I might add that she was sloop- 
 rigged, and that she carried a centre-board, which 
 when in use extended her draft from 3 feet to 6 feet, 
 that she had a cabin designed to sleep two, but which 
 has upon occasions echoed the snores of four, and also 
 that her name was Mave '^loe. 
 
 When I announced to my uninitiated friends that 
 I was bent upon this voyage, they immediately be- 
 came uncomplimentary, and when I added that I in- 
 tended to do it alone, they became frankly rude. One 
 of them, a brother-painter, with a large moustache 
 and an argumentative manner, went so far as to say 
 that I was a " Withering idiot." All this served only 
 to make me think less of my friends. I must have 
 seemed to the last of these candid ones somewhat 
 
 vij
 
 Introduction 
 
 like the proverbial bear, who from a predilection for 
 honey had acquired a sore head ; for, to use that most 
 expressive of Americanisms, I "let out." 
 
 People w^ho ought to have known better, and books 
 that ought to be burnt, told me of the dire conse- 
 quences of international cruising ; and one point that 
 had particular stress laid upon it was — that one's yacht 
 ought to be registered at the Board of Trade Office, 
 and that the papers of such registration would have to 
 be shown in order to pass the Customs. This advice 
 proved unnecessary ; I set off unregistered, and I had 
 not the slightest trouble in the matter. 
 
 What joy to start fitting out my little craft for her 
 intended voyage — to buy grocery stores, &c. ; and 
 how pleasant the more delicate purchasing of materials 
 of war from Messrs. Winsor & Newton, Artists' 
 Colourmen (loot were impossible without them). 
 But Nature seemed dead against me during the greater 
 part of the voyage. She gathered all her dogs of 
 wind and rain and hissed them at me ; and when 
 gentle zephyrs came and days of sun and quiet seas 
 were granted, they were only days upon which her 
 hounds might rest and gather renewed energy. In- 
 deed her face (the sky) at dawn and sunset — when 
 she seldom hides her mood to be — was ever menacing. 
 In short, I could not have chosen a worse patch of 
 weather. 
 
 However, full of hope, the fitting-out proceeded. 
 Ropes were overhauled, and a " competent man " was 
 employed to caulk the decks in a few places where 
 
 viij
 
 Introduction 
 
 water dripped through. He demonstrated his com- 
 petence by packing the small places so tightly that 
 the other parts of each seam gaped wide. I made 
 this bitter discovery shortly before I set off. 
 
 It had been raining hard the whole day, and when 
 I got aboard accompanied by a friend we found that 
 our bunks were covered with little pools of water. I 
 had a conversation with the "competent man " which 
 he won't forget while he lives. 
 
 When bedding has to be packed in oilskin bags, it 
 is time to pray for fine weather. 
 
 Black as the raven was the outlook as the cable 
 chain rattled in, and the muddy anchor came aboard. 
 But the rain had stopped, and a little ray of hope came 
 creeping out of the warmer glow of the westward 
 sky. 
 
 IX
 
 CONTENTS 
 
 Introduction vij 
 
 I. London to Ramsgate i 
 
 II. Ramsgate to Calais 6 
 
 III. Calais 12 
 
 IV. Calais to Boulogne-sur-Mer 20 
 V. Boulogne, Wimereux, and Le 
 
 Portel 2 5 
 
 VI. Boulogne to Etaples 37 
 VII. Etaples, Paris Plage, and Mon- 
 
 treuil 41 
 
 VIII. Etaples to the Somme 51 
 IX. St. Valery-sur-Somme and 
 
 Abbeville 57 
 X. St. Valery-sur-Somme to 
 Le Hourdel and from there 
 
 to Le Treport 75 
 
 XI. Le Treport and Eu 81
 
 From the Thames to the Seine 
 
 XII. Le Treport to Dieppe 94 
 
 XIII. Dieppe 97 
 
 XIV. Dieppe to St. Valery-en-Caux 105 
 XV. St. Valery-en-Caux no 
 
 XVI. St. Valery-en-Caux to Le 
 
 Havre 120 
 
 XVII. Le Havre and Harfleur 127 
 XVIII. Crossing the Seine, and a 
 
 description of the Bore 138 
 
 XIX. Trouville 146 
 
 XX. Honfleur 153 
 XXI. Getting out of Dock at Havre 
 
 and away to Fecamp 160 
 XXII. Fecamp (Preparing for the 
 
 Crossing) 167 
 
 XXIII. Crossing the Channel 174 
 
 XXIV. Anti-Climax 186 
 
 Conclusion 194 
 
 Appendix 196 
 
 XIJ
 
 ILLUSTRATIONS 
 
 In Colour 
 
 The Belfry of St. Catherine, Honfleur Frontispiece 
 
 Last Sight of England] 
 
 \ To face page 8 
 First Sight of France J 
 
 Shrimpers, Calais i8 
 
 Boulogne 28 
 
 Montreuil 48 
 
 Houses, St. Valery-sur-Somme 54 
 
 St. Vulfran, Abbeville 64 
 
 The Somme dried out 72 
 
 Le Hourdel 76 
 
 The Canal, Eu 90 
 
 Market Square, Dieppe 102 
 
 Cape d'Ailly 
 
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 St. Valery-en-CauxJ 
 
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 From the Thames to the Seine 
 At St. Valery-en-Caux "To face page 1 1 2 
 
 Curious Cliffs, Etretat 122 
 
 The Oldest House in Le Havre 128 
 
 Sketches at Le Havre 1 30 
 
 Notre Dame de Trouville 148 
 Two Views near Fecamp^ 
 Cape La Heve J 
 
 Sighting Beachy Head 182 
 
 Passing Dover 192 
 
 In Monochrome 
 
 The Old Watch-Tower, Calais 16 
 
 Off Boulogne : Night 22 
 
 Three Views off Etaples 38 
 
 Etaples 46 
 
 The Somme Canal, Abbeville 62 
 
 In the Steamer's wash at Dieppe 94 
 
 The Sluice, St. Valery-en-Caux 108 
 
 Tancarville Canal 1 34 
 
 Curious Cliffs, Fecamp 166 
 
 Leaving Fecamp : Midnight 174 
 
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 Illustrations 
 
 Drawings in the Text 
 
 Types : Boulogne 3 i 
 
 Croi Fort, and the Sands at Wimereux 33 
 
 The Quay, St. Valery-sur-Somme 58 
 
 The House of Fran9ois I : Abbeville 67 
 
 Old Mill, near Abbeville 69 
 
 Cutting adrift the Dinghy : Estuary of the 
 
 Somme 76 
 
 Types : Le Treport 83 
 
 Casino: Dieppe 103 
 
 Cottage at St. Valery-en-Caux 1 1 1 
 
 Honfleur : Wooden Houses in the Rue Varin 157 
 
 XV
 
 FROM THE THAMES 
 TO THE SEINE 
 
 CHAPTER I 
 
 London to Ramsgate 
 
 'July 1 6, 1909. — The port from which the start was 
 made sounds somewhat inglorious as a port — the 
 Port of Hammersmith. Yet from here many voyages 
 of discovery have been made — discoveries of the sea, 
 the sea that is owned by the man who owns a yacht. 
 For the sea is yours if you are the happy possessor of 
 a boat, such restrictions as there are being for your 
 own preservation. 
 
 We had waited for the tide to drop sufficiently to 
 allow of the mast passing under the bridge, which left 
 us only a third of the tide. The bridge was cleared 
 by about three inches, and away we went. With the 
 wind aft and occasionally none at all, we drifted along. 
 The swirling tide rushed us through the bridges with 
 noisy splatter ; through the outskirts and on towards 
 the droning city which was outpouring across the 
 bridges its earlier stream of bread-winners. 
 
 A little further and the sparks of light from the
 
 From the Thames to the Seine i 
 
 gas-lamps and windows bejewelled the fading silhouette 
 of Charing Cross. The huge hotels were masses of 
 mystery; each building was pretending to be a filmy 
 palace of fairyland in the stately masque of fading day. 
 
 We were almost unconscious of movement ; this 
 bejewelled woof of a city seemed to be whisked past 
 us. Surely we were the only real things about the 
 whole of the dream stuffs that were around us. We 
 rapidly approached the Pool of London, where jostle 
 together crowds of tugs, lighters, barges, big ships, 
 and steam tramps ; these last from all quarters of the 
 globe. We had enough here in the handling of our 
 little craft. Tower Bridge opened as we passed under, 
 not for us, but for the bellowing steamer, which, with 
 slowly revolving propellers, came in stately manner 
 from out the velvety dimness of the approaching night. 
 Her two eyes — one red and the other green — were 
 glaring at us with the awe-inspiring stare of a regal 
 giantess. Her wash set our little craft dancing as we 
 passed under her stern. 
 
 Soon the crowd of anchored vessels began to spread 
 themselves acrossithe river; the ebb-tide was done and 
 the sea was hurrying through London, pushing the 
 river water before it. 
 
 Our helpmate, the tide, thus turned against us, we 
 anchored and slept. 
 
 'July ijth. — At I A.M. the alarm clock aroused us, 
 and soon with squeak of blocks and sound of fluttering 
 canvas we set sail. All around us were many sailing
 
 1 London to Rams gate 
 
 barges and the pleasant sound of rattling winch prawls, 
 as cable chains came home, was echoed across the river. 
 We thus had company. The rich beauty of these sail- 
 ing barges when they are enshrouded by the mystery 
 of night cannot be dealt with by a pen, they cry out for 
 a brush. Here we had a feast of these, for we overtook 
 clusters of them, their darkling sails towering above 
 us as we glided seawards. 
 
 Towards Greenwich the sky began to grey, and 
 violet shadows were playing about the warehoused 
 banks. The lights along the shores were fading ; and 
 soon the sun spiked the towering masts of ships with 
 blazing light. 
 
 At Woolwich the steam-ferries were taking their 
 three hours' rest — three hours out of twenty-four. 
 
 With a breeze worth having we were rattling 
 along. The town of Erith passed, we soon entered 
 Long Reach, at the end of which is Greenhithe. 
 
 This town has quite an old-world maritime aspeft ; 
 there are several of the antique ships of war — those 
 black and white chequered wooden walls now used as 
 training ships, and there are always several tall-masted 
 clippers, their intricate rigging standing out like filmy 
 gauze through which the red roofs and green trees 
 glow. Here one can imagine the bustle and stir, the 
 shouting of the seamen, and the loud flap of canvas, 
 the rattle of the capstan, and the stately movement of 
 the grand old frigate getting under weigh. 
 
 The Mave '\RJioe seemed as impatient as her skipper 
 to be getting along to France, for it seemed no time 
 
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 From the Thames to the Seine i 
 
 before Grays was passed, and Gravesend with its 
 crowds of shipping sighted. Spluttering along, the air 
 felt fresh and the boat was now in her native element 
 — good salt water. From Tilburyness to beyond the 
 Ovens Buoy we ran before the wind, passing Graves- 
 end like a train. The dinghy, breasting the smooth 
 water like a steam-tug, was keeping the painter as taut 
 as a bar of iron. This was fine, and so was the day 
 overhead — the first day of sunshine for three weeks. 
 
 After rounding Lower Hope Point the spinnaker 
 was set and not touched until we got into position for 
 rounding the North Foreland — a long straight sail 
 of thirty-eight knots or about forty-two statute-miles 
 without touching a rope. 
 
 About this time London was quivering with ex- 
 citement, for this was the day upon which the mobilisa- 
 tion of the Navy in the Thames was to take place. 
 The historical importance of this event is so assured, 
 that I need chronicle no more than to say that we saw 
 the fleet in miniature, for the great ships were distant 
 objefts to us as they approached Southend. Indeed, 
 all the deep water channels which spread out like 
 twisted spokes from the Nore seemed crowded with 
 these sinister symbols of our national strength. 
 
 But they couldn't do what we were doing then — sail 
 in five feet of water ! This we had to do, however, in 
 order that we might keep a straight course and so save 
 time, miles, and much sail shifting. 
 
 In bad weather these parts of the Estuary are boiling 
 patches of sandy foam, and should a craft find herself 
 
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 1 London to Ra 7ns gate 
 
 thereabouts, at such times, she would probably leave 
 her bones there and nothing else to tell the tale. 
 
 OfF Heme Bay we had very little wind, but could 
 iust creep along against the tide for three hours. We 
 met several yachts coming from Ramsgate. 
 
 Near Margate — sweltering with tripperdom — we 
 felt the joy and freedom of this wide expanse of water 
 that was ours. Still more when a crowded pleasure- 
 boat, resplendent with a rosy and very realistic long- 
 shore skipper — yarning as ever — hove up. The tinkle 
 of a banjo and the rattle of bones floating down the 
 wind from her direcflion grew fainter, and was soon 
 drowned by the gentle hiss of the surf breaking upon 
 the Rocks off Long-nose. 
 
 A little farther on our spinnaker was taken in, and 
 we hauled our sheets to round the North Foreland. 
 
 We arrived at Ramsgate by 4 p.m. Fourteen and 
 a half hours from Wapping (London). Sixty-six knots 
 or about seventy-four statute miles. 
 
 As soon as we entered between the piers the harbour 
 officials in their boat condudted us to a berth alongside 
 a German yawl of about thirty tons. I was charged 
 a shilling for harbour dues, and when, in reply to the 
 query as to where we were bound, I replied, " Le 
 Havre," the more jaded official exclaimed : " Well, 
 I'm blowed ! You've got a 'eart in you, you 'ave ! 
 W'ot if you get caught in a southerly gale } " 
 
 " Here, you have a drink," I replied, as I handed 
 him a bottle of stout. 
 
 We had a trot ashore and then turned in. 
 
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 CHAPTER II 
 
 Ramsgate to Calais 
 
 yuly \%tli. — The sun was shining brilliantly as, at 6 
 A.M., we passed out of the harbour mouth. Indeed 
 this was far too brilliant to last. 
 
 Spluttering along with a fine southerly breeze we 
 could just lay to the Gull Light-vessel crossing the 
 Brake shoals upon which the tide was boiling and the 
 wind throwing up quite a popple of little sharp waves. 
 
 Nearing the Gull we saw in the distance the wreck 
 of the Marratta reclining upon her last resting-place, 
 the Goodwin Sands. Oily spikes of white foam were 
 all around her as the seas broke upon the thin streak 
 of fawn which was the Goodwins. 
 
 A lot has been written about the terrible Goodwin 
 Sands, which, as every one knows, used to be an island. 
 The Sands themselves are blamed for the many dis- 
 tressing wrecks which have long since been drawn 
 into their hungry maw, but the blame might well be 
 thrown in the teeth of another fa6tor. Hereabouts the 
 winds of two oceans fringe each other and do battle for 
 the mastery. Often a veil of mist is thrown over the 
 vi(5tor, but should peace be declared between the two 
 and they gently caress each other, a modest veil of 
 impenetrable fog hides everything.
 
 ii Ramsgate to Calais 
 
 Thus the Goodwins — no more terrible than many 
 other sands — being often enshrouded, are a terror to 
 the unbroken line of ships that ever glide along their 
 sides. 
 
 The Gull passed, we stood about on the other tack, 
 and the wind freshened so much that our lee-deck was 
 awash. For a little while we kept her going so, but 
 the breeze was strengthening. Moreover, there was a 
 big black cloud coming over the South Foreland which 
 looked savage, so I got down a reef. Getting a reef 
 down with decks awash and the sea breaking all around 
 is a wet and rather exciting business. This was quite 
 a parlour-game, however, to what I did have to go 
 through upon several occasions, as will be seen later on. 
 
 " Snugged down," the yacht seemed eased of a great 
 burden ; she flew along, and the going was quite com- 
 fortable. 
 
 Anchored between Deal and the South Sand Head 
 was a battleship. One of her steam launches put off 
 and passed us quite close, her decks crowded with blue- 
 jackets. She rolled like a tub, and we didn't envy them 
 their passage to Deal. 
 
 At last we arrived off the South Sand Head Light- 
 ship which was to mark our departure for Calais. 
 
 I have endeavoured to reduce technicalities to a 
 minimum. It will, however, be necessary to say that 
 the tides in the Channel influence the movement of a 
 vessel so much, that should one keep one's ship point- 
 ing upon the magnetic bearing of Calais, one would 
 eventually find oneself, with the east going stream, 
 
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 somewhere about Dunkirk, or if with the westward 
 one, somewhere south-west of Cape Gris Nez, which 
 would depend upon the ship's rate of speed. 
 
 Therefore it will be seen that it is necessary to steer 
 a course which allows for these influences. It is in the 
 judging of a correfted course which ultimately takes 
 him to the place at which he expected to arrive that 
 provides more than half the pleasure of the cruiser. 
 
 I had arranged all my corre6lions to courses and all 
 the passages, tides, &c., long before I set off. There- 
 fore all I had to do throughout my voyage was to put 
 the theory into practice. After all, isn't putting one's 
 theories into practice the most interesting thing in life ? 
 Well, so it is in cruising. 
 
 The deep water was a dark indigo colour. Frisky 
 little patches of white were seen all around as the wind 
 blew off the crests of waves and churned them into 
 feathery foam. The threatening cloud which was 
 creeping over the South Foreland, past whose sheer 
 grey walls steam tramps were stealing, blotted out this 
 distant view of the English coast in a downpour of rain 
 and no more was seen of it. 
 
 On we sped, the grovelling sound of rushing 
 water, the hiss of wind through the bending ropes, 
 the patter of rain upon the tightened sails, were 
 exhilarating sounds, for this was our first rough day. 
 What joy it was to rush madly down the sides of 
 these hills of water, and slowly rise up the steeper in- 
 cline of the next wave which passed under us ! How 
 pleasant the seething sounds of new-made spindrift !

 
 ii Rams gate to Calais 
 
 The cliffs of Blanc Nez may often be seen from 
 Dover. Surely, I thought, we must be within six 
 or seven miles of them, yet we had not sighted the 
 French coast. 
 
 Straining our eyes we searched for it. 
 
 A thin film ahead looked like land, or — was it a 
 hard-edged wind-cloud ? Watching it closely, its 
 shape did not alter. Yes, this was the landfall. 
 
 Soon out of its grey haziness darker masses grew. 
 Then, like the developing of a negative, the masses 
 began to mean something ; the lighter patches were 
 white cUffs, and the darker ones were earth, grass, 
 woodland, and distant hills. Soon the unmistakable 
 shape of Cape Blanc Nez was almost severely indi- 
 cated, so clear cut were its edges. 
 
 We were well to windward of Calais, but the tide 
 would set us there. 
 
 It did, with little enough to spare. Soon the 
 water began to alter in colour. It was now a pale 
 shade of green, for we were in shallow water near the 
 coast. Watching the land we found ourselves being 
 taken broadside on at about the same rate of speed 
 as the wind was pressing us ahead. Taking a bearing 
 of Calais pier-heads we found we should only just do 
 it. The wind grew fierce, but we couldn't stop to 
 reef, she must be kept going somehow. Wallowing 
 with the press of canvas, the Mave %hoc staggered 
 along. If we missed that entrance, the sands were 
 waiting to swallow us up with little chance of clawing 
 off them against wind and tide. Granted such luck 
 
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 From the Thames to the Seine ii 
 
 as to have been able to do that, a night spent out 
 there would be exasperating if not frankly uncom- 
 fortable. However, we did what, under such circum- 
 stances, many a ship has failed to do — we made the 
 entrance. Up went the ensign, the signal which in- 
 dicated we were from a foreign port. 
 
 The entrance to Calais is none too inviting at any 
 time, but to-day was Sunday, and no soul was to be 
 seen until we were well up the harbour. Then, many 
 native sportsmen were discovered fishing with long 
 bamboo rods, and others pursued the gentle art with 
 seine nets. The place seemed deserted save for them. 
 Where to bring up was the assailing doubt of the 
 moment. Presently we saw some arms being waved, 
 and a voice, " Ve?iez lelong ici. Messieurs,'' came floating 
 towards us, through the wind. We didn't know 
 what it meant, for it didn't sound a bit like it, but 
 as the antics of the foreign gentleman upon the 
 quay indicated that he wanted us to be near him, 
 we complied. 
 
 The little knot of loafers, large and small, which 
 had gathered, were presently pushed aside by the 
 Z)o«^«/<?rj- (Customs' officers), two of whose members 
 came aboard. " Plenty vind ! " the phrase that was 
 to haunt me, was then for the first time uttered. 
 
 The fancy costume of the Douaniers seemed to fill 
 the boat with a sort of Musical Comedy crowd. 
 
 A conversation, consisting of good and bad French, 
 some English, and much dumb show, proceeded. I 
 was not asked if I had anything to declare. All I
 
 ii Ramsgate to Calais 
 
 had to state was the name and nationahty of the 
 yacht, her tonnage, the name of her capitaine, and 
 how many men were aboard, I was then asked if 
 I wished to have any money changed. Messieurs des 
 Douanes knew of a cafe where I could get it changed. 
 I was then taken via the cafe to the office of the 
 Customs where, after much memoranda making, I 
 was handed a passport and a bill of health, for which 
 I paid two francs ten centimes, which charge included 
 a sanitation fee. 
 
 Having suffisred this visite ordinaire^ as it is called, 
 and the ship being comfortably berthed, we were free 
 to inspect the town. 
 
 II
 
 CHAPTER III 
 
 Calais 
 
 It was Sunday, though one wouldn't have realised 
 it but for the presence of that hohday atmosphere 
 which chara6lerises the French Sabbath. 
 
 The shops were busy, the cafes sparkled with gay 
 crowds, the plage was a mass of happy paddlers and 
 pleasure-makers of all ages. Trams tooted their horns, 
 and care seemed cast to the winds. These people 
 were no doubt of the tripper order, but what refined 
 trippers they were. They had none of that cock- 
 sureness and that horrible mirth at the wrong things 
 which stamps the English tripper as an ignoramus. 
 He doesn't know even how to enjoy himself. 
 
 The people who were spending the day at Calais 
 had that quiet manner and nice common-sense that is 
 to be found amongst the visitors at the remoter water- 
 ing places in England. 
 
 French mammas with perhaps a couple of bare- 
 legged children, dressed with how much greater taste 
 than those of their class in England. Papas, ridicu- 
 lously be-whiskered, perhaps, and poor affairs com- 
 pared with the women-folk, were gentle in manner, 
 polite to their wives, and playful with and proud of
 
 iii Calais 
 
 their children. They were not bleared with beer, 
 impertinent, and unmannerly. The French tripper 
 is miles higher in refinement than the one of British 
 birth. 
 
 I had yet to see a French crowd roused ; yet to 
 learn that it wants but a spark to set it ablaze with 
 shrieking, smashing, horror-striking temper. Then 
 the nice Papa becomes a smis-culotte fiend. Then, one's 
 imagination flies to revolutionary times : the tumbrils 
 pass, and \h^ guillotine is slashing off the heads of aristo- 
 crats ; the modern citizens are clothed in rags ; they 
 have little red caps on their heads, and scythes in their 
 hands. Listen ! sounds of the Marseillaise begin to 
 murmur in the distance. 
 
 A French crowd roused is a thing to be seen — 
 preferably from a distance. But let us forget their 
 faults and probe no deeper than where the French 
 are best — about the surface. 
 
 What a pleasure it is to drop into a foreign town 
 fresh from one's native land. What a great differ- 
 ence a few miles make. Here is a new notion at 
 every end and turn. In these first hours could one 
 wish for anything better than to sit at one of the 
 little round tables outside one of the many cafes, 
 there to gaze at the passers-by. 
 
 The slovenly soldier — what a lovely colour his 
 trousers are ! Predominating notes, yet how well 
 they keep in the pi6ture. The chequered blouses of 
 the women, their hair — for generations it has been 
 done in the same style, pulled neatly up from the neck 
 
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 From the Thames to the Seine iii 
 
 and tied in a simple knot upon the top of the head ; 
 innocent of curling pins, its native beauty has been 
 left untouched by fashion's changing hand. The 
 little faftory girls chatting in twos and threes as 
 they hurry along. The quaint person with a basket 
 who passes the time of day with the quaint person 
 with a bundle. The little boys and girls, their Grand- 
 papas and Grandmammas, their Uncles and Aunts. 
 The many queer costumes which bespeak a trade — 
 from the baker to the coal-heaver. All shades and 
 grades — poverty and wealth. The kindly soul, the 
 cad, the simple fool, and the silly fop. The gen- 
 darmes, the serving-maid ; even the very dogs in the 
 street. All these are so different, yet they are only 
 twenty miles or so from England. 
 
 As I sat sipping my cafe noir^ a funny little old 
 gentleman, with a small paint pot and a pair of steps — 
 evidently a master decorator — came along and gazed 
 upon the window of the shop next door. He threw a 
 critical glance upon the window-pane, making many 
 bird-like twists of the head. He loaded his pipe, still 
 contemplating the window. Presently a passer-by, 
 after elaborate greetings, looked at it, a discussion and 
 much explanatory hand-waving followed. Then the 
 shop door opened and the gentleman of the shop 
 emerged. There was much show of affection between 
 the three, the decorator and the shopman embraced. 
 Then the latter twisted his head about in contempla- 
 tion of the sheet of glass, the hand-waving was resumed. 
 Then the steps were placed in position, and the shop- 
 
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 iii Calais 
 
 man and the passer-by holding them, the master de- 
 corator ascended. He tucked up the sleeve of his 
 overall, and w^ith a piece of chalk wrote upon the glass 
 in bold type : English Spoken Here. Then he de- 
 scended, and with a tragic wave of the hand exclaimed, 
 " Voiia, Messieurs ! " 
 
 The shopman raised his hat in respedt for the genius 
 of the decorator, and said, " Bon^ Monsieur ; tres bonT 
 
 The opinions of more passers-by were asked and 
 given ; when ultimately these went their ways, discuss- 
 ing the matter gravely one with the other, the de- 
 corator again ascended the ladder and painted in the 
 simple words. 
 
 There may not be much in this story, but what 
 there is is real French. The Frenchman finds little 
 to do that his wife can't do better. When he does 
 find a job, he likes a lot of help, makes it a long busi- 
 ness and a matter of sentiment which is remembered 
 as a great event. This may have little to do with 
 Calais in particular, but it is chara(^teristic of provincial 
 France in general. 
 
 But what of Calais the town ? 
 
 It is rather an untidy place for a French town. The 
 Place d'Armes, where the tower of the Hotel de Ville 
 has remained since the fifteenth century, is the central 
 spot. Here Calais meets its friends and has its cafe noir. 
 In the square, towering out of the roofs of surround- 
 ing houses and dwarfing them is the old Watch Tower. 
 What a colleftion of old bricks it is. What a kindly 
 memorial of the olden maritime ideal — a mark of 
 
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 peace between nations. The dear old leading-light, 
 that used to guide the ships of the world safely into 
 Calais. Its days are done, yet it lingers. Here in its 
 beautiful old age it supports a network of telephone 
 wires ; but they fail to rob it of its dignity. Since 
 1848 it has been superseded as a lighthouse by the 
 magnificent one at present in use. Never shall I forget 
 the effect of this newer lighthouse as I stood under it 
 that night. The revolving spokes of light cast away 
 into filmy space, in all directions, looked like the ribs 
 of a huge umbrella being turned by its white handle 
 which was the lighthouse tower. So tall is this that 
 the light can be seen from a distance of twenty miles 
 at sea. 
 
 The church of Notre-Dame is tucked away amongst 
 narrow streets where its mass is difficult to see. I could 
 imagine the remarks of an English churchwarden 
 whilst he gazed upon it. " Disgraceful negle6l ! " 
 would be the sum-total of his criticism. He would 
 miss that awful neatness and generous repairwhich robs 
 English churches of the charm which is to be found 
 in those of theContinent. Here, each stone, each grass- 
 grown channel, each shaking tile, each broken slate, 
 tells its tale of age. 
 
 It is like a very old lady who is not ashamed of the 
 wrinkles in her face, nor of the drooping eyelids, the 
 sunken cheek, and the thin greyness of her hair. An 
 English church is for ever having the wrinkles mas- 
 saged out and the hair dyed ; it is neither old nor young, 
 and so is robbed of half its beauty. 
 
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 This church of Calais, shaken without weakness, 
 greyed by the angry winds of the Channel and those 
 fogs that blow off the sea, stands doing its duty still. 
 It bears its wounds in dignity, conscious of its lack 
 of grace — a work-a-day thing that has remained from 
 the Middle Ages. These curtains of age, despite their 
 delicate tracery, have tried but failed, however, to make 
 the building other than it surely always was — an ugly 
 pile. 
 
 Near here is the pleasant Jardin Richelieu. Wriggly 
 green tree bolls hold aloft splatters of little light-green 
 leaves which make delightful shade. Nursemaids push 
 theirprams, and old men wait for the school to let loose 
 its clatter of boys and girls, for Grandpapa is charged 
 with the taking there and bringing home of the little 
 scholars of the family. 
 
 Here a very small soldier, in that absurd, almost 
 feminine costume of one of the Zouave regiments, was 
 making desperate love to a very large nursemaid. His 
 endeavours to encircle the huge waist of the lady of 
 his affection were not attradling the slightest notice 
 from the crowd which occupied the seats alongside the 
 path down which the pair were strolling. This, with- 
 out doubt, would have raised the laughter of an English 
 crowd ; but evidently in France the open love affair 
 of a diminutive man, even in such a costume, was too 
 serious a subjed: to jest about. 
 
 Beyond herein the Place Richelieu there is a fine ex- 
 ample of the work of the great sculptor Rodin, ere6ted 
 
 to the memory of the historic burgesses of Calais. It 
 
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 is also a memorial of the courage, culture, and artistic 
 insight of the authorities who placed it there. Need- 
 less to say it is a work that would never find a place in 
 one of the squares of London. 
 
 Away from the town — there is little else to see ! 
 Away to the Plage — those miles of finest pale-coloured 
 sand ! What a purity of surface awaited us ! Here 
 and there little pools and streamlets scarred the shore 
 and reflected the white clouds that were hurrying 
 across the deep blue sky. On we walked until the 
 casino became quite a small affair in the distance. 
 Then we turned towards the dunes, and climbing over 
 hill and dale amongst them, we stopped every now and 
 then to examine the little sea blossoms that grew in 
 this unsympathetic soil — sand-violets and curiouslittle 
 red and yellow things that we knew not the names of. 
 Then towards the land side we discovered a steep slope 
 of sand as smooth as a board. The temptation was too 
 great, we must needs toboggan down it and fill our boots 
 with sand for our pains. Then a crucifix attracted our 
 attention, and it marked a cemetery,which we entered. 
 It was a burying-place for the poor fisher-folk. Here 
 were little houses of glass, and in them were toy angels 
 flying about the tinselled representations of heaven. 
 Tributes of " lustre " ware were in some of them — 
 vases for flowers, and strange knick-knacks, the reason 
 for which was obscure. There were larger stru6tures, 
 more elaborately decorated and containing less tawdry 
 symbols. In these more elegant ones a chair was placed 
 for the meditations of those who had been left behind.
 
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 iii Calais 
 
 But, most pathetic of all, there were graves marked 
 only by pieces of rough wood, inscribed, not by the 
 professional hand, but " home-made." Some of these 
 were green with age, though the flowers placed upon 
 the little mounds were fresh. 
 
 Strolling along by the Bassin des Chasses we passed 
 the back of the fortress. Thoughts of invasion flew 
 to my mind — not the pleasant kind that / was pur- 
 suing, but the more serious sort — those of old, away 
 back in 1 346, when Calais was blockaded by Edward 
 III. I thought of its eleven months desperate resist- 
 ance, and of its fall ; of the six noble citizens who were 
 forced to place themselves, clad in their shirts and with 
 halters round their necks, at the English king's disposal 
 in order that the town might be spared. I thought of 
 the many attempts upon the part of the French to re- 
 take it, and then of the five hundred Englishmen, who, 
 after a seven days' siege, were expelled by the Duke of 
 Guise with his thirty thousand men over two hundred 
 years afterwards. I imagined Queen Mary's outcry at 
 the loss of the town, when she asserted that the word 
 " Calais " would be found engraved upon her heart 
 after her death. 
 
 But Calais, after being taken by the Spaniards in 
 1596, was, two years later (by the Treaty of Vervins), 
 restored to France, since when it has enjoyed peace,and 
 its windows have been shaken by nothing worse than 
 the boom of guns at target practice. 
 
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 CHAPTER IV 
 
 Calais to Boulogne-sur-Mer 
 
 'July \c)th and 20th, — We got under weigh at 6.30 p.m. 
 It had been a glorious day, and there was now scarcely 
 a breath of wind, so we had to row out of the harbour. 
 I expefted from the look of the sky that we should pick 
 up a good breeze after sunset. 
 
 Once outside we had a gentle air from ahead. The 
 sea was quite calm until we came to the Ridens des 
 Quenocs, where it was boiling, spluttering, and kick- 
 ing up a strange fuss and noise. 
 
 A riden is a shoal patch that crosses the direction of 
 the tide at right angles, and the French coast is strangely 
 remarkable for the number of these that extend from 
 one to seven miles offshore. They are not dangerous 
 save in that they cause very heavy seas to run on them 
 in bad weather, and they are to be avoided on this 
 account. As it was (even with the light evening air 
 that we then had), when we entered this swirl of water 
 the boat was pitched and twisted about considerably, 
 and we congratulated ourselves that the wind was no 
 stronger. 
 
 Afterwards we enjoyed a nice sailing breeze, and 
 abreast of Cape Blanc Nez, as we tacked along, the sun
 
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 began to redden in the west. As is their custom at 
 this hour, wild duck were flying across the sea about 
 a yard above its surface in little strings. And as the 
 sun set, these all gathered together and flew off in a 
 straight line,onefollowing the other,a spaceof a foot or 
 so between each bird, ever increasing in number until 
 the flock extended quite a mile in an unbroken line. 
 Suddenly the leader turned towards the shore and, all 
 following, the file of birds crossed astern of us and flew 
 away into the distance. 
 
 Night came on before we reached Gris Nez, and the 
 eleftric flashes of one of the most powerful lighthouses 
 in the world played upon us, illuminating the sails and 
 glaring like a searchlight upon the cliffs that happened 
 to come within the range of its rays. Past this the blue- 
 black night blotted out everything but the dark smear 
 that we knew was the shore. Following this the line 
 of lights that indicated the village of Audresselles were 
 seen, andthe more distant thoughbrighter onesof Cape 
 I'Aprech lighthouses blazed ahead. These last were 
 the leading-lights for Boulogne. 
 
 Soon the sound of the surf breaking upon the shore 
 a mile away, together with the limply hanging canvas 
 and the quiet sea, told us we were becalmed. 
 
 We made no stir in the water ; not the slightest 
 ripple came from off her bows, the dinghy's painter 
 hung limp, and all seemed lifeless. Yet no doubt in the 
 deep below us the horrible strife and cannibalism was 
 going on, for fish is food for fish, and fish are ever 
 hungry. What was that ? A loud splash and a tear- 
 
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 ing of the waters ahead. A murder for a meal. No 
 outcry. Nothing left to tell, save the oily rings of 
 wavelets that spread out from where the deed was done. 
 The sea can keep a secret well. 
 
 The surf, like the breathing of a child asleep, could 
 still be heard. That was very pleasant, but we began 
 to worry about the tide ; it would soon be setting 
 against us at three and a half knots per hour. 
 
 Had the sky lied .? Was there to be no wind ? If 
 not we must quickly find an anchorage ! What depth 
 of water were we in t Over went the lead. Down, 
 down, down, leaving a trail of brilliant emerald-green 
 phosphorus behind it as it sank. Down it sank until 
 the line was all paid out. The lead had not reached 
 the bottom. We knew we could not anchor there. To 
 turn shorewards after a glance at the chart was the only 
 thing to be done. To find holding ground somewhere 
 was imperative or the tide would set us on the rocks at 
 the foot of Gris Nez. 
 
 The oars are things I loathe using. They are the 
 insignia of surrender. Yet these "wooden topsails," as 
 they are called by sailor-folk, were being got ready, 
 when glancing astern upon the distant surface of the 
 sea, we saw a blackening line coming towards us. Soon 
 the water all around darkened and a clammy coldness 
 stole upon our faces. The wind had come and it was 
 aft. Indeed we now raced along, scorning the tide, 
 throwing up a churning bow-wave, bejewelled with 
 brilliant sparks of phosphorus, which, like floating 
 emeralds, rushed alongside and illuminated our wake.
 
 
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 iv Calais to Bouiogne-sur-Mer 
 
 Ever strengthening, the wind was bellying out the sails 
 and whistling through the ropes until the topsail 
 seemed likely to blow out of her. But the lights of 
 Boulogne were not in sight, so the topsail could stay 
 until it burst for all we cared, such was the exhilara- 
 tion of this race against the tide. 
 
 Presently lights hove up ahead and we were 
 busy trying to pick the jetty lights from out the 
 maze of them, when suddenly a blaze of light showed 
 up a fishing-boat, which crossed our bows within a 
 yard or two. Voices hailed us as we rushed past. 
 That was rather too startling, so we kept a sharper 
 look-out. By this time, as is always the case here 
 with wind opposed to tide, a big sea had got up, 
 and the fishing-boat away astern was occasionally 
 lost to sight in the hollow of a wave, and then would 
 rise out into the glaring light of Gris Nez. 
 
 Others were scattered about blotting out the 
 lights ahead and kicking their heels at us as we passed 
 them. They each carried a white light which occa- 
 sionally was hidden by their sails. 
 
 A little while and the harbour lights were brought 
 in line ; then with a groan the boom was jibed over 
 and we shot towards the jetties. Day was break- 
 ing as we entered between them, and the sea hissed 
 through the piles as, robbed of wind, we slowly crept 
 through the calm water towards the port. 
 
 The lights scattered amongst the mosaics of 
 buildings were raw and yellow in the cold grey haze 
 of dawn. The quay alongside which we brought 
 
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 F?'om the Thames to the Seine iv 
 
 up towered its slimy side high above us, for the tide 
 was well spent. The interview with the Douanier 
 over, we slept until sounds of mirth aroused us. 
 
 Looking out of the hatchway, a boy was sitting 
 in our dinghy trying to capsize the boat, to the 
 amusement of a crowd upon the quay above. Indeed, 
 the two days the yacht lay in Boulogne harbour 
 served to prove one thing at least — that the enfant 
 Boulogne is a fiend incarnate. Our petit canot was 
 a spicy bit upon which to feast his devilry. Once 
 we found the boat swamped, another time one oar 
 was missing, and the last night we could not find her 
 at all. We had to get a boatman to search for her, 
 and eventually she was discovered with a couple ot 
 these horrible youngsters gracefully rowing her up 
 and down the harbour entrance. 
 
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 CHAPTER V 
 
 Boulogne, Wimereux, and 
 Le Portel 
 
 Boulogne is a clean, smart town situated upon the 
 river Liane. It is blessed with over a thousand 
 English residents, all of whom say they live there 
 because living is cheap ; but many prefer to dwell 
 there because the climate is not as hot as it might be 
 for them in their native land. The French consider 
 it an important seaport, and indeed it is the fourth 
 greatest port of France. An endeavour to make it 
 rank higher than this was attempted in 1879. 
 Extensive operations were begun with a view to 
 enlarging the harbour, but owing to lack of funds it 
 remains unfinished. The Bassin a flot, where ships 
 lie along the quays and discharge their cargoes, was 
 built by Napoleon as a resting-place for the flotilla 
 which was to convey his troops to England. He 
 had collefted an army of 172,000 infantry and 9000 
 cavalry. These were encamped to the northward of 
 Boulogne. In the harbour there were 2413 craft of 
 various sizes ready to transport the troops ; these only 
 awaited the arrival of the fleets from Antwerp, Brest, 
 Cadiz, and the Mediterranean, which fleets had been 
 
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 growing for years for the purpose of turning Old 
 England into a Republic. 
 
 Sir Robert Calder destroyed all hope of the union 
 of these fleets, and Nelson at Trafalgar absolutely 
 smashed all idea of the expedition. But this was in 
 1804—5, and France is no longer at the mercy of 
 unscrupulous ambition. She has settled down to 
 peaceful ways, and a better understanding between 
 the nations has sprung up which recently blossomed 
 into r 'Entente Cordiale. This had to be, for the two 
 nations have much to give each other. 
 
 As for Boulogne — do not the fast steamers from 
 Folkestone deposit wealthy passengers and motor 
 cars, and return with poor passengers and baskets of 
 fruit .? 
 
 We will not hasten away from the harbour, for it 
 is a busy sight. Here the big tan-sailed luggers come 
 and go, huge drifters go greedily to sea and come 
 back gorged with fish, and the little mackerel boats 
 from St. Valery-sur-Somme give a touch of quaint 
 pi6turesqueness to the scene. 
 
 If it is near high water, big ships will be seen 
 entering dock ; and the arrival of the Folkestone 
 boat is always an interesting thing to watch. Each 
 time we saw her she was filled with " green " faces, 
 her passengers were wet with spray, and signs of a 
 bad passage were obvious. 
 
 You must visit the Fish Market, which is held 
 early in the morning in the Halle by the quay. 
 There you will see the fishwives in their remarkable 
 
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 V Boulogne^ Wimereux^ and Le Portel 
 
 lace bonnets and huge earrings, their short skirts, and 
 pattens. You will see the shouting fishermen carry- 
 ing their loads of herring, sole, and mackerel. How 
 different in charad:er these old-world fisher-folk are 
 from the other inhabitants of the town. They occupy 
 a separate quarter on the western side, called La 
 Beurriere. There they keep to themselves, and the 
 new idea is a thing to be ridiculed. 
 
 We have had enough of salt water, so let us 
 wander into the town. The principal shops are in the 
 Rue Victor Hugo and the Rue National. Shops in 
 a foreign town are always interesting, as much in the 
 manner of displaying them as for the character of the 
 wares. We wander along until we come to the 
 Place Dalton, where the web of tramways comes to a 
 centre, then along the Grande Rue up the steep hill to 
 the Haute Ville. 
 
 The Haute Ville, or older portion of the town, is 
 separated from the Basse Ville, not only by the 
 eminence upon which it is built, but by its ramparts, 
 dating from the thirteenth century. We enter this 
 through one of the four huge gateways. What a 
 difference ! The scene had the effeft of a medieval 
 town quaintly planned, beset by strange nooks and 
 corners. 
 
 The church of Notre-Dame was erefted upon thesite 
 of a Gothic church destroyed in 1793. Notre-Dame 
 may be modern, but it fits in the picture as though it 
 had been there since 1065, when Godfrey de Bouillon 
 was born in the castle upon the site of which the Hotel 
 
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 From the Thames to the Seine v 
 
 de Ville now stands. What does it matter that the 
 church is in the degraded Italian style, and that it was 
 finished as recently as 1866 ? Lack of repair has done 
 what the architect could not do — it has made it fit in 
 the picture. 
 
 You will go inside it, after dropping a copper in the 
 cap of the beggar at the door ; you will admire the 
 elaborate high-altar wrought in the city of Rome at 
 the expense of Prince Torlonia. May you not en- 
 counter a crowd of Cook's conducted tourists as we 
 did. If you do, you will doubtless hasten away to get 
 a breath of freedom upon the ramparts. 
 
 Strolling upon the walls you will have an extensive 
 view of the town, the seaboard, and the distant 
 country. You will come to the chateau in which 
 Louis Napoleon was thrust after the attempted in- 
 surrection of 1840. This is the ancient citadel of 
 Boulogne ; it has the age of seven centuries weighing 
 upon its shoulders, and it is still doing its duty, for it 
 is now used as a barracks. As one looks upon it, with 
 its sprinkling of soldiers coming and going, it seems 
 for all the world like a toy fort with tin soldiers ; indeed, 
 one experts a little boy to come along with a penny 
 cannon and pot at the thing, playing havoc amongst 
 its tin defenders. At best the artillerymen one sees 
 there seem to be playing at soldiers. 
 
 It is a pleasant walk under the shady trees that 
 crown the walls,and presently you will look down upon 
 the park known as the Tuileries, where concerts are 
 given in the summer and where are tennis-courts made 
 
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 V Boulogne^ JVimereux^ and L,e Porte! 
 
 of some terra-cotta coloured surface, with the courts 
 marked by embedded ribbons of zinc. We saw some 
 wonderful tennis there; it was being demonstrated by 
 four very stout elderly gentlemen. They were going 
 at it with such energy as to suggest the redudion of 
 weight, and one could imagine their deciding who was 
 the winner of the game after comparing weights — the 
 one who had lost the most to be the winner. 
 
 Soon we descended from the wall and were whisked 
 giddily by one of the trams down the straight hill to 
 the Basse Ville. We alighted near the casino. 
 
 The sands attrafted me. 
 
 Lined along the beach are rows of bathing tents, 
 tightly squeezed together, like streets of workmen's 
 dwellings. They are not used for bathing from, but 
 as shelters in which the French Mamma may do her 
 needlework and entertain her friends, whilst little boys 
 and girls make castles in the sand. The little girls 
 wear breeches, and thus they are distinguishable from 
 the boys only in that they are healthier looking scraps 
 of humanity. 
 
 The Etablissement des Bains with its garden is 
 between these and the east jetty. The garden is open 
 to the public, but non-residents pay twenty centimes 
 for admission whilst the concerts are in progress. 
 There is here a swimming-bath, which may be used 
 when the sea is too rough for bathing. 
 
 A stroll along the Boulevard St. Beuve (the eminent 
 critic was born at Boulogne) will bring us amongst the 
 fashionable and wealthy visitors. Along here where 
 
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 the big hotels and elegant villas are situated the people 
 promenade. Dashing, and daringly dressed, the French- 
 woman is everything, the man a mere hanger-on. 
 
 Night was coming on and we must needs dine pre- 
 viously to visiting the casino. There were plenty of 
 cafes near by. We selected one which was newly 
 opened, for it looked lively, moreover there was a band 
 there. Since this place had opened it had been the 
 rendez-vous of the fisher-folk, who in the evening 
 assembled outside to listen to the music and stare at 
 the diners. Apparently the proprietor was annoyed 
 by this audience, for he indulged in a little sarcasm. 
 Picking up a pair of opera glasses, he offered them to 
 one of the occupants of the front row, an elderly lady, 
 with the remark : " Here, Madame, you will see 
 much better with these." It had no effeft, however, 
 the crowd remained stolidly staring and lingered 
 unmoved. 
 
 Afterwards to the casino, there to see the play. 
 What a deadly dull form of entertainment it is. Were 
 it not for the variety of " types " one sees around the 
 tables, what other attra6tions would it have for any 
 one who is not a gambler .? Certainly the skill with 
 which the little rakes are used in scooping in the win- 
 nings of the bank, and the precision with which the 
 coins are thrown to pay its losses are worth seeing. 
 The jingle of coin may have a fascination, and the ir- 
 responsible ball as it rolls about the tiled circle, until it 
 settles upon the fateful number,compels attention ; but 
 the voice of him who sets it rolling, with his " Faites 
 
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 Types : Boulogne
 
 From the Thames to the Seine v 
 
 vos jeux^ Messieurs,'' and his ^'■Rt'en ne va plus,'' strikes 
 the keynote of the whole thing — monotony. 
 
 There had been little sunshine lately to draw the 
 butterflies to Boulogne, and the restaurant at the 
 casino was not the bright scene that it usually is. 
 The theatre in the same building poured out during 
 the entr'acte a small crowd and one devoid of any 
 particular distinction, which is not the case when the 
 town is full of visitors. 
 
 The following day the steamer brought many of 
 that type of Englishmen who, whilst travelling no 
 farther than Boulogne, thinks he knows the Continent. 
 He who usually loses a few shillings at the casino, 
 in a vain attempt to break the bank, thinks he is 
 regarded as a prince, and eventually returns home 
 with a few pifture post-cards which he hides from 
 his women-folk. 
 
 Boulogne is remarkable for its rather vulgar mod- 
 ernity, to which the ordinary tripper contributes not 
 a little. 
 
 There are two villages near Boulogne, Wimereux 
 and Le Portel. They are both reached by the tramway. 
 
 The route to Wimereux passes the Boulevard St. 
 Beuve, then it mounts up to the top of the cliffs and 
 runs along near the coast. There are extensive forti- 
 fications near the Point de la Creche, and beyond 
 these, to the south-east, can be seen the Colonne de 
 la Grand Armee, which marks the situation of Napo- 
 leon's camp. The foundation-stone of the Column 
 was laid by Marshal Soult, the whole army being 
 
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 V Boulogne^ Whnereiix^ and L,e Porte I 
 
 present at this great event, for the monument was to 
 commemorate the downfall of England. As we have 
 seen, this expedition never came off, and the monu- 
 ment remained in an unfinished state until Louis 
 XVIII set about the work, which when finished was 
 to mark the restoration of the Bourbons. But it was 
 not completed until 1841, when it received the title 
 it now bears. The Column is 172 feet high, and it 
 
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 Croi Fort, and the Sands at Wimereux 
 
 is topped by a statue of the Emperor, which is said 
 to be one of Bosio's finest works. 
 
 Napoleon seems to have been very energetic in 
 this distrift, for at Wimereux in 1803 he excavated 
 a harbour there at the mouth of the river Wimille. 
 All trace of the harbour has vanished however, for in 
 after years a flood broke down the sluice-gates, the 
 channel and piers were soon swept away, and the 
 harbour filled up with sand and shingle. Out amongst 
 the rocks and beaten by the roaring waves, the ruins 
 of the Croi fort remain, still clinging to the past, as 
 
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 From the "Thames to the Seine v 
 
 though loath to forget the grand idea that caused its 
 eredlion. 
 
 Wimereux is now a fashionable watering-place. 
 Many English families spend their summer holidays 
 there, though for France it is rather an expensive 
 place. It has excellent sands, and a little way from 
 the village is a very fine casino. There are elegantly 
 furnished villas to be had, both facing the sea and 
 in the town, at very little cost compared with similar 
 habitations in England. There are also two fine 
 hotels, and the shops in the town are of a very good 
 class. Wimereux lays itself out to cater for the 
 more refined families, who want not the rowdyism 
 and gaiety of Boulogne. 
 
 The tramway to Le Portel commences near the 
 railway station in the Place de la Republic ; from 
 thence it runs along by the Bassin a flot, along the 
 Boulevard de Chatillon, and up the steep hill towards 
 Henriville. Here we obtain a fine bird's-eye view 
 of Boulogne, which stretches up from the valley of 
 the Liane to the crowning dome of Notre-Dame. 
 It makes a grand panorama, along which the eye 
 travels from the tall smoke-stacks of manufactories, 
 past the spidery rigging of ships in dock, to the 
 modern hotels, the casino, and the sea. Soon the 
 tramway suddenly leaves the road and becomes a 
 single-line railway, sweeping across the country 
 through cuttings and over little bridges just like a 
 toy railway, until presently the crude little station is 
 reached which marks the terminus at Le Portel. 
 
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 V Boulogne^ Whnereux^ and Le Portel 
 
 Down the street with its rough pavement and its 
 trickling drains one comes across the quaintest char- 
 acters and the strangest costumes imaginable. Peep- 
 ing into little workshops below the level of the street 
 one sees the cobbler mending shoes, the smith and the 
 carpenter at work ; in others men are making nets and 
 sails. The baker, too, is busy with his cakes. The vil- 
 lage school and the church are passed, and then down 
 a steeper incline we come suddenly face to face with 
 the rolling, bowling sea. 
 
 The day we were there, there was a whole gale 
 blowing, and the sea was bursting into glittering 
 masses of spray as it pounded upon the rocks and 
 climbed up the sides of the Heurt fort, whose ruins 
 are the remains of another piece of the Emperor's 
 handiwork. 
 
 On such a day Le Portel is seen at its best. The 
 village is strongly fortified against the incursions of the 
 sea. The walls, reaching from the beach to the very 
 tops of the cliffs, are grey in colour, and suggest a sombre 
 strength that is quite in contrast with the tiny white- 
 washed cottages above. 
 
 The fishermen have about forty boats. These from 
 a scientific point of view are utterly stupid in construc- 
 tion and design, yet they swear by them, as all fisher- 
 men do by the type of boat they have been brought up 
 with ; during the summer,infine weather, they ground 
 them upon the beach in front of the village, but should 
 bad weather be threatening they haul them above the 
 reach of the waves and place them in the bed of a rivu- 
 
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 From the Thames to the Seme v 
 
 let which runs through the valley. When winter 
 comes they make use of Boulogne harbour. 
 
 A walk along the cliffs to see the lighthouse upon 
 Cape I'Alprech is quite worth while. There is a little 
 streamlet crossing the footpath ; in this the fishwives 
 do their washing. 
 
 At a quaint little cafe upon the top of the sea-wall 
 we had tea, which was served by a vigorous old woman. 
 When the bill was paid, she anxiously held out her 
 hand and said, " Pour gar go??'' Taken literally, this 
 was very funny. However, I pointed to the table, 
 where, in the English habit, the tip for the waitress 
 was under the edge of the saucer. When she saw it 
 she became profuse in apologies and thanks. 
 
 For two days our yacht had been chafing her sides 
 against the pilot boat on to whose mooring buoy she 
 hung. We were beginning to feel that another day 
 spent in Boulogne harbour would about settle both 
 the yacht and ourselves. The weather looked awful, 
 and we heard nothing but " Plenty vind ! " " Plenty 
 vind ! " — nothing but " Plenty vind !" and ^'^SMauvais 
 tempsT 
 
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 CHAPTER VI 
 
 Boulogne to Etaples 
 
 We were making ready for a start, when our friend the 
 assistant-pilot looked over the side of his vessel and ex- 
 cWimedy '''■ P^ous partez F Non ? II nest pas possible pour 
 Ktaf ! Restez-vous ici. Perhaps to-morrow you go. 
 Too much plenty vind to-day." 
 
 A glance at the wet rats of fishermen and the spray- 
 soaked sails of the big fishing-boat that was seething 
 along towards us from the sea was not an encourag- 
 ing thing. Moreover the bulging horizon line, seen 
 between the jetties, looked nasty, so we didn't go that 
 day. 
 
 We should not have gone the following day but for 
 the kindly pilot arousing us. Our alarm clock appar- 
 ently did not relish the starting, for it hadn't gone off. 
 We tumbled down in hasty anxiety to be off, for time 
 and tide wait for no man, and the tide for Etaples 
 serves but an hour, so shallow is the channel. One of 
 us got a meal ready whilst the other set the sails. 
 
 After clearing the jetties and the outer breakwater 
 nothing of importance happened, unless the high seas 
 smashing at us could be classed as happenings. These 
 were, however, too frequent to bear further comment. 
 
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 And though the head wind increased to the extent of 
 our having to get down a second reef, the big swell 
 which rolled in from the Atlantic grew smaller. 
 
 As we got to windward of the Carnot Breakwater, tall 
 columns of spray were climbing up its sides and scatter- 
 ing themselves over it. The boiling breakers upon the 
 rocks off Le Portel were making landwards in mighty 
 masses of cream foam. Some of the larger fishing- 
 boats were pitching and tossing to windward of us. 
 Their sails were sombre brown in the shadow patches, 
 where the sea was a rich blue, but they blazed gay and 
 ruddy where the sun fell upon them, and there the sea 
 was sparkling green. 
 
 How brilliant the myriads of snow-white patches 
 were, where the pointed wave-crests broke. 
 
 What an interestingthing it is to watch a wave come 
 on and on, rising and rising, until its steep crest grows 
 so thin that the light of day is seen through it. On it 
 rushes until risen so high that its back tumbles over, 
 broken in a roaring, curdling, fleecy mass of white — a 
 ton or so of sparkling bubbles. 
 
 The steam-dredgers were busy in their less interest- 
 ing way. The swirling smoke from their funnels, and 
 the smell from the engine-room were in the wind as we 
 passed. Rolling exceedingly, her rusty iron sides now 
 buried in the sea, and then slowly rising high above 
 with streams of frothy water draining out of her scup- 
 per-holes, each vessel lazily dragged her thick trawling 
 lines through the glistening water. 
 
 Soon these were left behind, and rounding Cape 
 
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 I'Alprech we had a low-lying shore fringed with sand 
 dunes, with crumbly hills in the blue distance beyond 
 and flat land between, across which the steam of trains 
 could be seen, this being almost the only sign of 
 humanity in the wild waste, for there was nothing to 
 be seen save the coastguards' huts, and these being only 
 three in number, spaced far apart, only emphasised the 
 loneliness. 
 
 From seawards, when a mile or so away, the entrance 
 to a river upon a low-lying coast is often very difficult 
 to find, and as our only guides as to our progress were 
 these huts, we kept very careful count of them. 
 
 Off the entrance to the river Canche at last, we had 
 to " heave to " abreast of Paris Plage to await the rising 
 of the water. The current alongshore ceasing one 
 hour and a half before high water, made it necessary 
 for us to arrive at the offing an hour before it was pos- 
 sible to enter. 
 
 Paris Plage, when it wasn't blotted out by the walls 
 of green water, looked like a row of match-boxes, and 
 the two lighthouses at Le Touquet like two cigarettes 
 on end. It is situated on the south-west bank of the 
 Canche, and will be described in the next chapter. We 
 could occasionally see — in the distance across the seas 
 that were breaking upon the bar — the beacon poles 
 which marked the channel to Etaples. 
 
 Soon, judging we had enough water, we sailed to- 
 wards these white-crested rollers. The sea was mixed 
 with churned-up sand. It was growing shallow, for 
 here at low water the tide leaves nothing but a dribble 
 
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 upon the dry sands. Moving at the rate of six knots 
 the current had got hold of us, and good or bad we had 
 to enter. The lead was kept going, from two and a half 
 fathoms to one and a half. Then my friend called 
 " One fathom," and though we were in the hollow of 
 a wave, that made us cringe. Six feet of water and we 
 were drawing three ! Again " One fathom." 
 
 I turned a little away from the red spindle buoy that 
 marked the end of the spit of sand upon which the sea 
 was breaking. Pressed over upon its side and twisting 
 at its moorings the buoy was battling against the cur- 
 rent. Then we found a fathom and a quarter. Here 
 a big white comber came rushing after us and, like 
 a parting shot, tried to climb over our stern ; but 
 rising to it like a duck, the Mave '^JRJioe shook herself 
 free, and it travelled alongside, carrying us with it into 
 smooth water. 
 
 Watching the beacon poles and the distant bank, we 
 were travelling at the rateof abouttwelve miles anhour. 
 Suddenly when near Etaples we came to a dead stop, 
 the dinghy overtook us and banged into our stern, the 
 tide swirled past us, and we were aground right in the 
 centre of the channel. As the tide rose it dragged 
 us with it, and we were soon moored alongside the 
 quay. We exchanged pleasantries with the inevitable 
 Douaniers^ who told us that no other English yacht 
 had, in their time, entered there. Indeed the almost 
 savage curiosity we aroused would point to this same 
 fa6t, quite as much as the Admiralty sailing directions 
 do to the dangers of attempting the entrance. 
 
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 CHAPTER VII 
 
 Staples, Paris Plage, and Montreuil 
 
 The quaint and primitive fishing town of Etaples is 
 situated upon the north-east bank of the river Canche, 
 its grey walls and red roofs rear themselves above the 
 long stretching sand and mud-flats which choke the 
 river at low water. The Canche winds its wayamongst 
 these flats in a chaotic series of trickles. From the salt 
 marshes bordering the other bank, the village has a 
 most picturesque effect with its fishing-boats dried out 
 upon the sand and by the quay. 
 
 Little flicks of reflected tiles are seen playing hide- 
 and-seek amongst the wriggle of rigging mirrored 
 across the wet flats. Walking through the streets you 
 encountermanyartists,mostly Americans of both sexes, 
 though occasionally a real bit of the Quartier Latin 
 may be discovered in the person of some eccentrically 
 clad French painter. These, however, look less in- 
 congruous than the more rationally garbed Americans, 
 for eccentricity of costume seems to be cultivated 
 amongst the inhabitants of Etaples. 
 
 Strolling along we came across a house with 
 streamers of black cloth hanging from the roof to the 
 very doorstep — the insignia of the hand of Death. 
 
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 When we arrived at the church, we found the peasant 
 mourners Hngering by the open doorway. 
 
 How sombre they were ! The men wore the most 
 obsolete silk hats I have ever seen, and the neckcloths 
 tied stiffly into a bow were palpably new for the occa- 
 sion. The woman of the party wore the costume of 
 the Boulogne fishwife. 
 
 They waited there — we wondered why — until pre- 
 sently the priest came out of the church, then they all 
 made a deep curtsy and slowly returned homeward 
 a very sad party. 
 
 We entered the church, and coming out of the 
 brilliant sunshine we could see nothing, so dark was it ; 
 but presently out of the dimness shapes began to appear 
 as our eyes got used to the suppressed light. 
 
 There is, in this church, a curious legend, illustrated 
 by paintings. The text tells us that a youth of Etaples, 
 having refused the amours of a serving-maid, brought 
 upon himself by his virtue the drastic revenge of the 
 girl. In a curious rigmarole we were told that the 
 girl, taking advantage of a robbery which had taken 
 place about the time, denounced him publicly as the 
 thief, whereupon a fowl standing near lifted up its 
 voice and exclaimed, " Liar ! " The girl then angrily 
 took hold of the cock and wrung its neck, but in spite 
 of these strange happenings the youth was sentenced 
 to death. The parents had failed to get a pardon, and 
 upon the eve of the hanging of their son the family, 
 with several condoling friends, sat down in sadness and 
 despair to supper. The girl placed a pie upon the table, 
 
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 and as soon as the crust was cut, the self-same cock 
 thrust his head out and denounced the girl as the actual 
 thief, and told the story of the serving-maid's treachery. 
 Thus the boy was saved by the miracle of the cock of 
 Etaples. That the peasants believe this story is no 
 more to be doubted than that they trust in the patron- 
 age of the particular saint after whom they christen 
 their fishing-boats. 
 
 Indeed, the church of Etaples is full of interest, and 
 largely so because it is a church of the poor peasantry. 
 
 The exterior of the church is gnarled and moss- 
 grown ; it has a tower with a slated top. It appears to 
 be built of brickwork, which shows in places where 
 the whitewashed plaster has fallen. Architecturally, I 
 suppose, it is horrible ; but it is a picturesque, ramb- 
 ling old affair which artists love to paint — it is a study 
 in grey. The building shows a severity of design to 
 which the little touches of the hand of Time have added 
 beauty. 
 
 There is a duck pond near it, which is the rendez- 
 vous of all the ducks in the village. You will see little 
 files of them walking through the streets in its direftion 
 from the other end of the village, with a tremendous 
 tenacity of purpose. Afterwards, having had their 
 bath, they return in stately single file. 
 
 This pond was once nearly drained dry in the effort 
 to put out a fire. I was interested to learn how a fire 
 is extinguished, seeing that there is no such thing as 
 a fire-engine in the place. It seems the clang of the 
 church bell brings every one to the pond with a bucket, 
 
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 for in France everybody may be compelled by law to 
 assist in putting out a fire. The villagers are arranged 
 in two rows between the pond and the scene of the 
 blaze, men in one line and women in the other. Mid 
 huge excitement the buckets are filled from the pond 
 and passed along the row of men from hand to hand, 
 and the contents poured upon the fire. The empty 
 buckets are then passed back in the same manner along 
 the row of women until they are returned to the pond 
 to be filled again. The gendarme excels himself as 
 Field-Marshal by becoming frantically excited and 
 bullying everybody into doing the work ; indeed, I am 
 told that he himself makes it his duty to do little but 
 dance about like a cat on hot bricks, and occasionally 
 get his legs mixed up with his sword. 
 
 You will see the postman in a long blue smock de- 
 livering letters, with a bicycle ; and with a drub-a-dub, 
 drub-a-dub, dub, the town-crier will be heard beating 
 his drum, and making his statement, surrounded by a 
 collection of children, ducks, and dogs, whilst butcher 
 and baker, cobbler and chemist, stand listening by their 
 shop doors. Life in Etaples is like playing in a comic 
 opera, it is all such fun and yet such serious business. 
 
 With a toot, toot, toot, the tram comes every half- 
 hour, grinding out of an alleyway which is only just 
 wide enough to allow it to pass. It comes from the 
 station with a van behind it piled with luggage, and 
 it goes to Paris Plage. 
 
 We stepped aboard this primitive affair, and were 
 taken across the Canche along the first real French look- 
 
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 ing road we had yet seen — a road with those weird, 
 evenly spaced trees upon each side of it. Then a short 
 bend in the tramway hne took us into the forest of Le 
 Touquet. 
 
 What a fairy wood it was ! What play of light and 
 shade ! The tall aspen trees with their fluttering leaves 
 made mighty hissing sounds like broken surf upon the 
 seashore, for the wind was high when we were there. 
 We are told the Cross of Calvary was made of aspen- 
 wood, and that the tree shivers perpetually in remem- 
 brance. 
 
 The rolling hills and dales upon which the forest 
 is rooted were carpeted with wild flowers, bluebells 
 struggled through the growth of fern, and wild roses 
 covered the brambles like little pink-gowned fairies 
 asleep. There were velvety carpets of raw green grass, 
 and heather patches, white and lilac. The under- 
 colour of the little trembling leaves, where in delicate 
 tracery they cut the sky, showed a warmer and more 
 luminous shade of green than those in England. Upon 
 the tree boles the salt mist had been unsparing in its 
 sportive detail, and curious mottling touches ot green 
 and grey had made merry masses as though the twisted 
 trunks and branches were not sufficiently weird and 
 beautiful in themselves. This was a wood to dance 
 in ; everything suggested the lightly tripping toe, for 
 there was none of that sombre strength of the oak or 
 that massive importance of the beech. It had a sparkle 
 with it and a delicacy of breath that suggested a sip of 
 sparkling asti. Squirrels dart about the boughs from 
 
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 tree to tree, and rabbits run in and out of their burrows 
 amidst the exposed roots. 
 
 The tram noisily rattled along past branching roads 
 whose straight perspeftives seemed endless, and we 
 were whisked past many chalets^ their modern, ugly 
 eccentricity of style happily hidden by a wealth of wild 
 clematis which clung to their walls. Hammocks slung 
 from trees within the boundary fence contained pretty 
 women in fluffy gowns languidly reading the little 
 yellow-backed novels, as with Japanese umbrellas they 
 shaded themselves from the mottle of sunshine which 
 straggled through the tree-tops. Merry picnic parties 
 were seen, and men in the be-tasselled costume of the 
 French sportsman were met on their way toor from the 
 pigeon-shooting establishment near the dunes. Sud- 
 denly the character of the wood changed, for near Paris 
 Plage the trees are twisted pines. These were planted 
 on the dunes in 1897 to prevent the encroachment of 
 sand, for the winter gales shift the hummocks of sand 
 tremendously. 
 
 Soon we alighted at Paris Plage, where all is sand. 
 The houses are built upon it, and wisps of sand-reeds 
 are planted at intervals in lines to stop the sand from 
 blowing away and undermining their foundations. 
 
 The visitors at Paris Plage are mostly English. It 
 has excellent accommodation and very good shops. 
 The hotels are quite good and inexpensive. It has 
 a lively casino, and the golf links are advertised as 
 being the finest in the world. It is a grand place 
 for motorists, and there is a fine track where motor 
 
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 races are held. It is three miles and a half from 
 Etaples station, which is upon the main line from 
 Calais or Boulogne to Paris. 
 
 The dunes stretching towards Le Touquet Point 
 are very inviting, and should the wind blow cold the 
 children find sheltered spots in their hollows and 
 play the whole day long. From the tops of these 
 there is a fine view to be had of the hills beyond the 
 Camiers lighthouse across the estuary of the Canche. 
 
 At Paris Plage you are not pestered with hawkers, 
 and you are never asked to " come for a sail." It is 
 an ideal place for the little ones, the sands being safe 
 and clean, and small pools, where toy yachts may be 
 sailed and shrimp nets used, are left here and there 
 by the tide as though for the very purpose. 
 
 A brilliant sunset gilded the tops of the trees as 
 we returned through the forest of Staples, where the 
 Mave '^joe had been well looked after by one of 
 the fisher lads. We found the yacht still the centre 
 of attraction. Crowds sat upon the quay and in the 
 surrounding fishing-boats ; these watched our every 
 movement with greedy interest. 
 
 Whilst making the sketch of Etaples I must have 
 caught a chill, for a sudden excruciating pang of 
 toothache attacked me, and for a while I was nearly 
 driven mad with it. I tried to find a dentist, to 
 replace the stopping which had come out of the 
 offending tooth, but there was not such a person in 
 the place ; and the doctor, who might have relieved 
 the pain, was not at home. There was nothing for 
 
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 it but to try a little dentistry ourselves. My friend 
 was full of those inane recommendations that one's 
 friends, those especially who have a quaint sense of 
 humour, indulge in. A string with a pig of ballast 
 attached to it seemed most attractive to him. But 
 that was not the kind of thing that appealed to me. 
 What I ultimately hit upon seemed to interest our 
 audience immensely — the stuffing of my tooth with 
 cotton-wool. 
 
 Montreuil-sur-mer is now nine miles away from 
 the sea. It is but a six-mile journey by the railway 
 from Etaples. Situated upon a hill, it is surrounded by 
 the finest of French rural scenery, well sprinkled with 
 those curious trees and little brooks which Mr. Alfred 
 East loves to paint. The town was at one time fortified, 
 and its great towering walls and its citadel still remain. 
 
 Its houses tumble over and lean upon one another 
 seemingly as though struggling each to maintain its 
 position within the shelter of the walls. What 
 would happen if a new house sprang into place there 
 Heaven only knows. But there is no such thing as 
 a new house in the little town. Indeed so engrossed 
 was I in my attempts to sketch the curious beauty 
 of these old streets that time flew by unnoticed, and 
 I have little to tell you about the place. 
 
 You will remember that it was at Montreuil that 
 Sterne engaged his love-lorn coachman, and scattered 
 his irresponsible charity to the poverty-stricken crowd 
 which watched his departure. 
 
 Sterne was always more interested in people than 
 
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 in places. If you go to Montreuil, you will find 
 plenty to interest you in both. You will see the 
 Market Place crowded with country-folk, if it be the 
 market-day. You will notice their quaint carts and 
 the strange trappings of their fat steeds. You will 
 see the elaborate brake upon each of the waggons, and 
 note the necessity of its use if you see one of these 
 vehicles leave the town and journey homeward down 
 the steep hill. 
 
 The place swarms with artists, and that these work 
 with easels set up in the middle of the streets or where 
 they will, says much for the good behaviour of the 
 small boys, who in such places as Rouen are absolute 
 fiends. 
 
 From the walls fine views are to be had in all direc- 
 tions. You will see roads stretching to the dim blue 
 distance across the unfenced country ; these are only 
 to be known as such by the evenly spread trees which 
 border them. 
 
 One and a half miles from the town, at the village of 
 Neuville-sous-Montreuil,isthe Chartreuse de Neuville 
 orde Notre-Damedes Pres. The convent founded here 
 in the fourteenth century was almost destroyed and the 
 remains sold at the time of the Revolution. It was 
 rebuilt in 1 875, but the exterior only is to be seen, for 
 the Association Law of 1901 emptied it and visitors 
 are not admitted. 
 
 Once more aboard the train upon the return to 
 Etaples. We were followed into the compartment by 
 an English clergyman and his wife. The carriage was 
 
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 filled to overcrowding, and this solitary lady, glancing 
 nervously round at the other passengers, and finally at 
 us, exclaimed aloud in English to her husband, " What 
 an awful-looking lot of men ! " She was very surprised 
 when, a little later, she heard us speaking in English. 
 Doubtless our rough yachting clothes had misled her 
 into thinking we were Frenchmen of a nonetoo savoury 
 class. The bother of changing from " comfy " jerseys 
 into conventional shore clothes had long since been 
 voted " off," and an extended cruise aboard a four ton- 
 ner is not conducive to that spotlesswhite-duck appear- 
 ance that is associated with yachting. 
 
 But my friendwould soon perforce assume thecollar- 
 and-tie respe6tability which the ordinary modes of 
 travelling demand, for he had to return to London 
 upon the morrow by unromantic train and steamer. 
 
 Back in Etaples we dined at the Hotel Joos, where 
 we admired the wall-panels contributed to the decora- 
 tions of the hotel by its many artist patrons. 
 
 Over the vin ordinaire we discussed the matter of 
 my friend's departure. The time olmy departure was 
 fixed by the tide, which made it necessary for me 
 to leave at four in the morning. Yet in spite of his 
 having to turn out so early my friend preferred his 
 bunk aboard the Mave Rhoe to a bed ashore. 
 
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 CHAPTER VIII 
 
 Etaples to the Somme 
 
 Sunday^ July 2^th. — According to the Admiralty sail- 
 ing directions this passage was to be the most dangerous 
 in the whole of my purposed voyage. 
 
 We are told of the " rapidity with which the sea 
 gets up," and that " the navigation hereabouts is ex- 
 tremely dangerous, as the low-lying land is bad to see, 
 especially in rainy weather." There is no shelter what- 
 ever between the two places. 
 
 My ship could with a head wind only just perform 
 the distance in time to catch the tide up the estuary 
 of the Somme. Should she fail to do this, the seven- 
 knot tide running out of this estuary would be difficult 
 if not quite impossible to sail over. There were the 
 dangers, too, of drying out upon the sandbanks with 
 the roll of a big Atlantic swell bursting upon them at 
 the incoming of the following tide. These banks, my 
 chart told me, become dry at low water for a distance 
 of a mile or more out to sea. 
 
 I have seldom felt nervous whilst sailing, and the 
 apprehension I may have felt was never caused by the 
 then existing state of things, but by the contemplation 
 of what might be yet to come. I am nearly always 
 
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 filled with stage fright before a voyage. I was op- 
 pressed with it now. Happily this vanishes once the 
 start is made. 
 
 The sun had risen with pink streaks at the edges of 
 blue-grey clouds. The wind, such as there was, blew 
 from the most favourable quarter for the work, and an 
 hour later the weather looked perfe6l — but that dawn 
 haunted me. 
 
 I kept the reefs that were still left in the sail, and 
 bidding adieu to my friend, who looked with sad long- 
 ing at the boat as he cast off my ropes, I set off alone. 
 The tide took me rapidly towardsthe bar six miles away 
 upon which the white surf could be seen breaking. 
 
 Before I got to it the wind had shifted and 
 strengthened. Once across the bar and out in the 
 open it settled down to a strong breeze, a dead nose- 
 ender. Gone were the favourable circumstances. 
 
 I then had a struggle against wind and tide for four 
 hours, doing about three miles, for, it must be remem- 
 bered, the tide outside runs in the direction of Boulogne 
 from an hour and a half before to four hours and three- 
 quarters after high water. Soon after I had done with 
 this slow progress and the tide was fairly with me, I 
 had to " heave to " to bail out the dinghy, which was 
 nearly full ; and, a little later, I had to reduce the 
 canvas still further, by which time I was, in spite of 
 my oilskins, wet through. 
 
 I repeatedly bailed the wretched dinghy, whilst the 
 yacht staggered on, sailing by herself. Five long, 
 weary, ice-cold hours had been added, during which 
 
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 I saw nothing but leaden sea and murky sky. No craft 
 of any kind was to be seen, not even a sea-bird to re- 
 lieve this horrible monotony. Rain fell in stinging 
 torrents every now and then, blotting out all save the 
 immediate waves and the distant patches of white, 
 where seas breaking into foam oozed through the 
 sodden greyness. 
 
 Another hour and I should surely be off the entrance 
 of the Somme ! 
 
 I decided to get a sight of the land, and turned shore- 
 wards. Presently the low-lying sand-dunes hove up 
 hazy and utterly desolate. 
 
 There was no sign of the estuary. Had I over- 
 shot it .? No, for beyond it the sailing directions said 
 the coast was shingle, and there was no shingle here. 
 I worked along the shore in shallow water, for the tide, 
 which had now set against me, was slackest there. A 
 slow business. 
 
 Weary tack after weary tack, and little progress 
 seemed to be made, until a line of surf ahead indicated 
 one of the banks of the Somme. 
 
 The rain had stopped, but the wind had strengthened, 
 and with far too much canvas up aloft I staggered along, 
 lying over at an alarming angle. 
 
 Holding on towards the bank, I must have picked 
 up the back-eddy I had hoped to find along its edge, 
 for the boat was now making good headway. Soon 
 I came to the end of this spit, and then I saw the Somme 
 tide rushing out of the estuary. I had given up all 
 hope of sailing over this, so I brought it upon my lee 
 
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 bow expecting it to set me over to the white cliffs of 
 Treport, which I could just see farther down the coast. 
 Indeed it was pressing me, almost broadside-on, in their 
 direction. Then a rain squall blotted out everything 
 and was kettle-drumming upon my sails. 
 
 To keep going like this was the best thing to be 
 done, for a tide on the lee bow makes for progress some- 
 where. 
 
 Presently I caught sight of a black buoy. The 
 French have a universal system of buoyage, the ele- 
 ments of which are that channels are buoyed with 
 black buoys on the left hand and red ones on the right 
 from the entrance. Here, then, was one of the Somme 
 channels (for my chart and directions said there were 
 three, though I ultimately found only one, and this was 
 it). The mouth of the estuary is six miles wide and 
 the channel under one. 
 
 " Entrez, Monsieur^'' the buoy seemed to say. " I'll 
 have a shot at it," said I to myself. The sheets 
 whistled out and the sails made a greater curve. Water 
 thrashed along the deck three and sometimes six inches 
 deep, squirting up like a fountain where it was torn 
 by the shroud. 
 
 The dinghy charged each sea and sometimes jumped 
 bodily off the crest of one wave into the hollow of the 
 next. (If she filled she would have to be cut adrift.) 
 Squirt, and thrash, and plunge, and hiss, on we flew, 
 through the rush of the tide, for the wind on the beam 
 is the fastest point of sailing. 
 
 Our speed through the water was all right, but 
 
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 viii Rtaples to the Somme 
 
 what of the pace over the ground ? A glance at the 
 shore would give some idea. We were passing it at 
 about two miles per hour (which meant nine miles 
 through the water). This was terrific, and if we didn't 
 capsize, we should get at least to Hourdel ; but when 
 abreast of this place, as there seemed water enough 
 to justify trying to get to St. Valery, I held on. 
 
 The heavy rain was now a mere drizzle. The 
 sun would soon be setting, for its red fire was shining 
 through the tips of the small waves astern and was 
 flicking delicate rings of iridescent tints through the 
 soft splatter of spray the yacht was throwing off her 
 bows. What a difference a gleam of sunshine makes. 
 How beautiful this was ! 
 
 The water was gradually becoming calmer and 
 sandier in colour. I took several soundings, all five 
 feet. I still held on, however, until I had only four 
 feet ; then I turned off a little and found again five 
 feet, then four again, and soon after, the yacht's 
 keel scraped upon the sand and she was hard on. 
 The tide rushed past, scooping up the sand all around. 
 The boat lay over on her side away from the current, 
 and the water sank lower and lower until it became 
 about a foot in depth. 
 
 Then a most curious thing happened (I am told 
 it always does in the Somme), the boat slowly came 
 over upon her other side and finally rested so. 
 
 The sun was like a disk of molten metal resting 
 on the very tip of the horizon. To the eastward 
 over the wide estuary — which, save for the driblet 
 
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 passing under the yacht was now all dry sand — a 
 huge double rainbow spread its gorgeous circles. I 
 have never seen so perfect an efFe6t, and as I un- 
 buttoned my dripping oilskin and dragged it off my 
 sopping jersey, I thought of the poetic side and 
 wondered whether there was anything more in this 
 message from the sky. 
 
 I had sailed sixteen hours — wet through most of 
 the time, and without a bite of anything to eat — I 
 had got to within three-quarters of a mile of St. 
 Valery, whose lights were now twinkling through 
 the glowing twilight, and I felt proud of my ship 
 and glad to think that human error had not wrecked 
 her. 
 
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 CHAPTER IX 
 
 St. Valery-sur-Somme and Abbeville 
 
 The boat lay over at an angle of twenty-five degrees, 
 and my cot being at the upper side, I had to make 
 up a bed upon the opposite bunk. This done I set 
 the alarm for 4.30 a.m. and went off to sleep. She 
 was afloat when I awoke. The wind had gone and 
 the rain had given place to glorious sunshine. I 
 hoisted the dripping sails, and with hardly any wind 
 I got to St. Valery. 
 
 What a charming little place it seemed as I drifted 
 up the narrow channel. Along the sea-front hundreds 
 of fishing-boats were moored in single file. 
 
 This sea-front is prote6ted by a bank of flint 
 pebbles, kept in place by rows of stakes interlaced 
 with wicker-work ; the alternate strips of this and of 
 the lilac-coloured pebbles form parallel lines along 
 the bank, which have a curious effeft. This is an 
 excellent protediion and one which is also neat and 
 very clean. The town is well wooded ; trees spread 
 themselves from the high ground down almost to 
 the water's edge. 
 
 I anchored just at the mouth of the port, where 
 there was plenty of water even at low tide, although 
 the sea recedes as much as nine miles from St. Valery. 
 
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 What a delight it was after twenty-six hours of the 
 boat to stretch my legs ashore — to have breakfast at 
 the little cafe. How lovely the bowl of cafe au lait^ 
 the pale green duck eggs, the fresh rolls and butter, and 
 the little saucer of salad. The shutters of the little 
 shops were being taken down as I strolled through the 
 town, and I was soon buying stores — those delightful 
 
 The Quay, St. Valery-sur-Somme 
 
 preparations of the Maison Felix Potin. He who 
 knows not the name of Felix Potin knows not France ; 
 it is everywhere, upon the hoardings and in the shops. 
 
 Tempting fruit — peaches surely grown by goblin 
 market-men, sedu6tivecherries, pearsand melons which 
 bid one buy. 
 
 The little town is divided into three parts. La Ferte, 
 or the lower portion ; the Courgain, or fishermen's 
 quarter; and La Ville Haute, which is the St. Valery 
 
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 ix St. Valery-sur-Somme a7id Abbeville 
 
 of old. This upper town has two of its old gates still 
 remaining — the Porte de Nevers and the Porte d'Eu — 
 and it has a very mediaeval appearance. The church of 
 St. Martin is fifteenth century. Built upon its unused 
 remains and clinging to its sides is a cottage. From 
 a low wall close by this cottage there is to be had a fine 
 view of the Somme estuary and the sea away in the dis- 
 tance. 
 
 What quaint little ins-and-outsofgrass-grown streets 
 there are in this higher town ! What delightful hill- 
 and-dale perspectives, tiled roofs, red, where the moss 
 is not. Grey tones of painted shutters and walls of 
 lavender, through which, here and there, brickwork 
 shows as though resenting the limewash and pitch, 
 whereby the spread of dampness in the lower part is 
 prevented. Peeping through the massive doors of the 
 better-class houses, a delightful freshness comes from 
 the be-flowered courtyards. Glancing through these 
 seldom to be found open doorways is like stealing a 
 peep into the heart of the family ; the sight at once 
 breaks down that feeling of standoffish reserve which 
 the exterior conveys. For, unlike the entrance of an 
 English home, the double door of the French one has 
 no welcome and the shutters of the window seem to cry 
 " Be off! " I wandered through this part of the town 
 until I came to a rather large hospital. The sight of 
 it reminded me that I had still asevere toothache, which 
 had been almost forgotten in the interesting explora- 
 tions of the town. I made inquiries for a dentist, but 
 was informed there was no dentist nearer than Abbe- 
 
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 ville. Sketching was misery, for then the pain was vile, 
 but I determined not to waste the light of day chasing 
 after dentists. 
 
 However, towards evening I could bear it no longer, 
 so I set off for Abbeville, having spent the day in vain 
 attempts at work. 
 
 There are two stations at St. Valery ; one is a very 
 small affair upon the line toCayeux. The stationmaster 
 was a shrill-voiced female, wearing the railway official 
 badge upon her arm. She seemed somewhat to resent 
 being disturbed from her wash-tub, for with crinkled 
 and soapy fingers she handed me my ticket with as 
 much haste as her answers to my inquiries were surly ; 
 but when I gave one of her little ones a penny she was 
 a changed woman. I felt she was my friend for life ; 
 she then quite courteously answered my questions, but 
 I could not understand her in the slightest, and nothing 
 would induce her to talk slowly and drop the railway 
 porter's slur of words. However, I gathered that I had 
 some while to wait ; so sitting upon the edge of the low 
 grass-grown platform, with my feet upon the nearest 
 rail (there were no seats), I was presently the centre of 
 attraction to a crowd of cocks and hens, ducks and 
 geese. I could understand their language anyway. In- 
 deed, one of the lady-birds proudly cackled the fa6l that 
 there was a new-laid tgg somewhere in the station- 
 yard. There was a doubtful duck — it might have been 
 a drake — in fact, I think it was, for it lookedat me with 
 that knowing glance which is often to be found upon 
 the face of some city stockbroker. He came very near 
 
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 ix A?/. Valery-sur-Somme and Abbeville 
 
 me. I wondered whether he knew I had a biscuit in my 
 pocket. Anyhow he got it, andatoncebecame the head 
 of a procession, for off he went followed by all the other 
 birds, and I was left alone. Presently, in partiesof threes 
 and fours, came other passengers, mostly Americans, 
 and doing as I had done they sat upon the platform. I 
 should not like to say how many languages were being 
 spoken along the edge of that platform for I might 
 be wrong, but I should say quite half the countries of 
 Europe and several of the States of America were re- 
 presented. 
 
 Presently, with much grinding, spluttering, and a 
 totally unnecessary amount of whistling, the train — 
 an antiquated affair — came slowly round the curve 
 and into the station. Then with a prolonged whistle 
 it set off across the canal and towards the viaduct 
 that spans the estuary. Whilst the afterglow lasted 
 there was a feast of colour, the narrow dribbles upon 
 the flat sand reflecting the red glow of the sky ; the 
 long stretches of nets held up by poles to trap the 
 fish as the tide receded ; the goatherd hurrying 
 across the wide expanse of sands, followed by his 
 herd of shaggy goats, bound for one of the salterns 
 where they graze. The meadows and the marshes — 
 what interesting sights these were, how many subjefts 
 for future canvases ! Then the train entered woods 
 of poplar and the light faded. Soon the little train 
 arrived at Noyelles, its terminus, and I boarded the 
 Paris train and was quickly in Abbeville. I was 
 charged extra for taking the Paris train, my ticket 
 
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 only permitting me to travel by a local train ; how- 
 ever it was a trifle. My first question was " Where 
 is there a dentist ? " Much sympathy was expressed 
 before I was dire6led to the nearest of that ilk. I 
 was to cross the iron bridge over the canal, &c. &c. 
 I was half-way over this bridge, when I stopped 
 short, for there was a pidture — a weird view of sombre 
 still water reflefting gloomy trees, a mysterious bank 
 upon either hand, and a few gas-lights. I must paint 
 it ! but I had no paints with me. However, I made 
 a few lines and several notes, which resulted in the 
 accompanying drawing. It will express my vision 
 of the Stygian Somme Canal better than I can de- 
 scribe the unconventional scene. Looking into 
 the water below it seemed as deep as the sky is 
 high. 
 
 But the dentist ! He was not at home. " Monsieur 
 might find one in the Rue So-and-so " (which was a 
 quarter of a mile away). Peeping through a narrow 
 street I saw the encrusted mass of the church of St. 
 Vulfran. Illuminated by the glow from the hidden 
 square below it towered above the house-tops away 
 into the starlit sky. I must needs make a note of 
 that, and by the time the sketch was finished I had 
 forgotten my diredtions. There were few people 
 about and the shops were mostly closed. I entered 
 the square near the foot of the two towers of the 
 church, and gazing at the beautiful building, perfect 
 in this mysterious illumination, a young priest — a 
 pleasant fellow — came out of the shadow of one of 
 
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 the three huge portals. I accosted him, but he could 
 not understand what I said, for I accidentally pro- 
 nounced the word " de?Jtiste " in the slightly different 
 English way. I tried again, and this time he saw 
 the light so to speak. " Venez, Monsieur^' he said, 
 and he led me down a dark street for some consider- 
 able distance, until he paused in front of a door and 
 exclaimed, " Voila^ Monsieur! " I thanked him, and 
 with a " Bon soir. Monsieur,'' he returned solemnly 
 through the shadowy perspective, whilst I rang and 
 rang again, but had no response. Presently a young 
 man approached down the street, and opening the 
 door informed me that " Monsieur le dentiste " was 
 not "^ la maison^ He recommended another who 
 also was not at home. I then inquired of a chemist 
 for another ; his wife seemed much amused, for she 
 laughed until the decorations upon her " little bit of 
 Paris " blouse shook again. If she hadn't been so 
 distinctly pretty, I should have voted her a cat. I 
 had supplemented my scanty vocabulary with one or 
 two English words, one of which began with a " D," 
 and is usually printed with a dash. I asked her why 
 she laughed, and she replied, " I haird you spik ze 
 Ainglish damm." This was coquetry in a chemist's 
 wife, and I felt safer (.?) when I made my exit, with 
 a card of introduction to the only remaining dentist 
 in the town. It was growing late, and in a French 
 provincial town away from the cafes, ten o'clock 
 seems much past midnight. As I left the still lively 
 square, where is the beautiful monument to Admiral 
 
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 Courbet, it seemed quite oppressively late, so " settled 
 for the night " was the aspeft. I wandered through 
 innumerable streets, taking several wrong turnings, 
 but eventually I found myself at the right door. I 
 pulled the bell with some violence, and presently 
 the head of a fat woman in a dressing-gown was 
 shoved out of one of the upper windows. " Mon- 
 sieur le dentiste est-il a la mat son, si vous plait, 
 Madame ? " I asked. " Je descends " was the re- 
 sponse, and in a short while the little port-hole 
 in the door was cautiously opened, and the old 
 lady's face appeared behind the bars. A quaint 
 conversation took place, which commenced with 
 much sympathy from the lady, but concluded with 
 the announcement that the dentist was never there 
 after 6 p.m. 
 
 What I said inwardly about France, Abbeville, 
 dentists, toothache, and the French language my 
 publishers would not print. 
 
 I set off towards the station, but attraded by the 
 picture post-cards displayed in the shop window of a 
 tobacconist, I entered and then asked what time the 
 next train left. Much thumbing of a time-table only 
 elicited the fact ^'' ISJ'est pas correspotidance.'^ 
 
 No train for St. Valery until morning ! What about 
 the yacht } Well, she would have to take care of her- 
 self. I was recommended to the Hotel des Anglais 
 close by. It had a very inviting appearance, but was 
 full up. I tried several other hotels, but all were full, 
 and with a now positively raging toothache I con- 
 
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 ix aSV. V alery-sur-Somme and Abbeville 
 
 sidered myself the luckiest person alive to be permitted 
 to share a double-bedded room at a small cafe near the 
 river. I was handed a form to fill up, which struck me 
 as showing quite a comic-opera humour in its deadly- 
 seriousness. I am told it is not at all an uncommon 
 occurrence in France to have this duty to perform. 
 
 I asked to be called at six in the morning, and half- 
 an-hour after that time I wasadmitted into the presence 
 of the nearest dentist. This person proved to be a very 
 stout old lady, who at once set about the tooth. Re- 
 moving the stopping in a business-like way, she pro- 
 ceeded to kill the nerve. During the operation her 
 daughter, trh-belle^ entered in her dressing-gown, and 
 talked to me whilst the work proceeded. I think the 
 trh-belle daughter an excellent idea, and cordially re- 
 commend it to dentists in England. I was charged 
 only twoyr^;?fj-, which I also appreciated, though I fear 
 the recommending of that would be useless. I had 
 no more toothache. 
 
 The beautiful old town of Abbeville, with its river 
 Somme and its rapid running mill-streams, which are 
 banked up by its moss-grown houses, is noted for the 
 making of cloth. It has over 20,000 inhabitants, and 
 is of some importance still. Especially proud are its 
 people that it is a seaport, and indeed three-masted 
 schooners may be found here, which have laboriously 
 worked their way from the sea via St. Valery and the 
 Somme Canal. Doubtless it may have shone in the past 
 as a port, but the past has spread a glamour over Abbe- 
 ville, which, with small thanks to its harbour, made it 
 
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 From the 'Thames to the Seine ix 
 
 loom big in the history, not only of France, but the 
 whole world. 
 
 From being a mere farm, belonging to the great 
 Abbey of St. Riguer, it grew and grew until Hugh 
 Capet blessed it with a girdle of ramparts, and the 
 leaders of the first two Crusades made it their meeting- 
 place. As the capital of Ponthieu, it was given the 
 title of Abbeville lajidele. 
 
 Being part of the dowry of the bride of Edward I, 
 Elinor of Castile, it passed, in 1272, into the hands of 
 the English, who held it with trifling interruptions 
 for two hundred years. The marriage of Mary of 
 England to Louis XII was celebrated here at the 
 church of St. Vulfran. 
 
 Thus the pageant of its history passes by until 1 527, 
 when Wolsey and Fran9ois I put their heads to- 
 gether and signed their alliance against Charles V. 
 
 This reminds us of No. 29 Rue de la Tannerie, 
 which is the present address of the shade of Fran9ois — 
 La Maison de Fran9ois I ! He inhabited it in 1527, 
 and it looks like it. It is a charming old timber house 
 (there are many in Abbeville), and is said to be one of 
 the finest specimens in France. The pen-drawing here 
 given will convey some slight notion of its crumbling 
 grace, but the delicate tracery of the carving, especi- 
 ally of the little door with its age stains and bloom of 
 colour, would take many more hours of hard work to 
 portray than these modern days of haste would permit 
 to be spent upon the drawing of a mere door. Per- 
 sonally, though, I would rather paint a portrait of that 
 
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 door than one of the many rather uninteresting persons 
 to be found in paint upon the walls of our art galleries. 
 It would be like painting an old, old man of many lives, 
 who had a fund of stories all about the by-paths of 
 history. 
 
 Here one finds a vine pi6turesquely twining its way 
 across the building ; doubtless it obscures some of the 
 carving, but how beautiful it is. Some there are who 
 would quickly have it down, and thereby rob the old 
 house of those mysterious little spots of shadow, and 
 those little flecks of light which let the imagination 
 see as well as the eyes. But one is always impressed 
 by the good taste of the French in these matters ; they 
 just know how to let nature caress the hand of man. 
 That vine shows no sign of being planted — it is just 
 there^ just where it is wanted, laughing at the axe of 
 the restorer. I am told one can seldom go there and 
 not find an artist sketching, and truly the old gentle- 
 man whom I saw there seemed to be enjoying his work 
 with that intensity which follows upon the discovery 
 of a fine subject. 
 
 One could yarn about the history of Abbeville and 
 
 the surrounding country, but need one say more } It 
 
 were but to drag you along pages of printed matter, 
 
 though I must tell you that the stone windmill upon 
 
 the summit of which Edward III stood and watched 
 
 the Battle of Crecy still exists, and it is not so far away 
 
 from Abbeville that one would not wish to journey 
 
 there. 
 
 Relu6lantly we must bid adieu to Abbeville, for the 
 
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 yacht Mave '^BJjoe has lain untended upon one anchor 
 at the mouth of the port of St. Valery since seven 
 P.M. of yesterday. In spite of the honesty of the 
 French, which is remarkable, I began to be anxious 
 about her. 
 
 Threading my way through the crowds of country 
 folk, for apparently it was market-day, I hurried to the 
 station, meeting all sorts of quaint people on the way. 
 Fat farmers and their plump cattle, drovers, horse 
 dealers, butchers and pig dealers, millers and dairy- 
 maids. The farmers wore curious black smocks, as 
 did the drovers who belaboured their bullocks with 
 long sticks. Strange carts trundled through the streets, 
 and altogether my walk to the station was full of 
 interest. 
 
 Aboard the train I was whisked through lovely rural 
 scenes, past old mills and farmsteads screened by cur- 
 tains of those curious trees that are to be found here- 
 abouts, until Noyelles was reached. There I had some 
 time to wait. In a strange country waiting does not 
 irritate one, and even the grass-grown railway lines 
 curving into the woodland distance, and the great, 
 strange-looking engine of the express that rushed by, 
 provided entertainment. The woodman's carts, with 
 their large wheels and levers for lifting the logs of tim- 
 ber, and their rusty chains for fixing these ; their horses 
 with quaint harness bedizened with large tassels and 
 huge brass bells ; the blue blouses and the bulgy pale 
 fawn corduroy trousers of the woodmen, the unceasing 
 crack of fanciful whips, the melodious clatter of the 
 
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 ix 6V. Falery-sur-Somme and Abbeville 
 
 bells resounding and echoing amongst the trees — what 
 could one wish for more to wile away a little time ? 
 
 Meanwhile the train that was to take me to St. 
 Valery was waiting in the station, and presently with 
 a prodigious whistling it set off. It very nearly left 
 me behind, for I had to scramble in whilst it was 
 moving. There was much unnecessary excitement at 
 this amongst the officials and the passengers, but see- 
 ing that it never got up more speed than about seven 
 miles an hour throughout the journey, I felt that I 
 could have boarded it anywhere on the run. 
 
 Back in St. Valery, imagine my surprise when, walk- 
 ing along the tree-lined road which follows the Somme 
 from the station to the town, I was met by three in- 
 habitants, each of whom sympathetically asked me if 
 my toothache was better. I had only asked one man 
 about a dentist, but evidently " two and two had been 
 put together," and news of the visits to the dentist of 
 Monsieur le tnatelot seal de la yacht Anglais sur la parte ^ 
 as I found myself described, had spread. 
 
 To be back in St. Valery was like returning to my 
 native town. I was greeted here and greeted there in 
 quite a friendly way. Moreover, I found the yacht 
 just as I had left her. 
 
 Hurriedly gathering together some paints and 
 brushes, I set off to continue my interrupted explora- 
 tion of the town. To-day was the only really warm 
 day since the one following our entrance into Calais. 
 One could sit sketching without shivering. First of 
 all I walked along the quay until I came to the foot of 
 
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 Fro?n the Thames to the Seine ix 
 
 the clifF upon which the upper town is built, there a 
 pile of houses may be seen towering up into the sky in 
 a striking manner ; they are built upon the fortifica- 
 tions that were laid down by William the Conqueror. 
 For you must know that it was from here that William 
 of that title set sail for England on September 27, 
 1 066. We are told that the fleet had waited some while 
 here for a favouring breeze, and when at last it came, 
 the Mora, William's ship, led the way out of the har- 
 bour. This ship is described as having a huge lanthorn 
 on its mast, and a golden boy blowing an ivory horn 
 in the direction of England in its prow. One may 
 read all about it near the harbour, for there is a zinc 
 plate in an old warehouse there which commemorates 
 the embarkation. 
 
 Whilst I was sketching these buildings the pleasant 
 sound of children singing came floating down from 
 a school above. As I worked merrily along, occa- 
 sional passers-by would stop and look at my work, 
 chat awhile, and walk off upon their little business. 
 
 Afterwards I walked up by the harbour and thence 
 away above the town, getting glimpses of the sunlit 
 estuary between the roofs of the houses. I walked 
 along a narrow lane, which brought me to a steep de- 
 cline, which entered the Courgain. What a rambling 
 mass of red roofs and whitewashed walls I passed as 
 I descended farther. Peeping in at the little cottage 
 doorways, I saw the spick-and-span interior, where 
 the fishwives were busy, and I saw many a little bit 
 
 of old-time furniture, which raised envy in my breast. 
 
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 I must say it was the cleanest fishing quarter I have 
 ever been in. Scattered about upon the doorsteps 
 men w^ere mending nets that v^ere dyed the same shade 
 of blue as their blouses, others were overhauling ropes 
 and stropping-blocks ; some of the women were at 
 their doors making lace, and the future fisher-folk 
 — the little children — played quietly. They were 
 cleanly little souls, pifturesquely clad. The little boys 
 wore Tam o' Shanters with just such red " toories " as 
 would have raised the jealousy of Wee McGregor ; 
 the little girls wore costumes in miniature, similar to 
 those of their mothers. Sedate little folk they were. 
 
 The reader may have realised that this is an irre- 
 sponsible record, and it will doubtless seem late in 
 the chapter to talk of the origin of the town of St. 
 Valery ; but the memory of seeing a gardener at work 
 as I passed out of this fisher quarter, reminds me 
 now of the gardener of Luxeuil, one St. Valery or 
 Walaric, who, attracting the notice of the Abbot St. 
 Columba, was sent by him as missionary to the mouth 
 of the Somme. This was years before William the 
 Conqueror came upon the scene. There is a grass- 
 grown street in St. Valery called Le Chemin Vert^ 
 which is said to have been the road where St. Walaric 
 took his daily walk. 
 
 The St. Valery of old was the scene of much car- 
 nage ; no town has been taken and re-taken oftener 
 than St. Valery, and if it is contented to remain more 
 a thing of the past than one of the present, doubtless 
 the difliculties of navigating the estuary are respon- 
 
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 sible for it ; but for this, St. Valery might have run 
 Boulogne, Dieppe, and even Le Havre pretty close 
 as a port in point of size. But now such ships as 
 come are under the ban of compulsory pilotage, and 
 these are often neaped (stuck upon the sand until the 
 return of the next spring tides and sometimes longer). 
 
 St. Valery is one of the most unwearyingly de- 
 lightful places in which to spend a holiday that could 
 be imagined. 
 
 There is good bathing when the tide serves ; and 
 when it doesn't the sands from St. Valery across to 
 Le Crotoy, two miles away, are firm to the tread and 
 clean as polished marble. Little French families may 
 be seen, as they dig and play or quietly take the air, 
 until the horn that announces the returning tide bids 
 them leave the sands. 
 
 St. Valery is a quiet place, and quiet and simple 
 are its visitors, good-class French, with no ostentation ; 
 they are having a quiet little holiday, an inexpensive 
 and a happy one withal. Should boredom seize them, 
 which is not likely, they have many places of interest 
 to visit — Le Crotoy, Cayeux, and Abbeville, also Berck 
 is not far away. But St. Valery is all absorbing. 
 
 Its people are nice, and the fisher-folk are most 
 picturesque. The men wear the pale-blue blouses, 
 and trousers that are patched and patched again. 
 The women, with their little white caps, are all part 
 of St. Valery. Everybody is busy. Yet there is 
 nothing at all to do. That is perhaps why everybody 
 is so happy. 
 
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 CHAPTER X 
 
 St. Valery-sur-Somme to Le Hourdel 
 and from there to Le Treport 
 
 I INTENDED to Sail to Trcport through the night, but 
 the sun set vilely and rain came tearing down, so I 
 brought up at Hourdel, near the mouth of the Somme. 
 Hourdel is a mere anchorage for fishing-boats, but it 
 does a trade in flints with Liverpool. Here there are 
 about twenty houses only ; and that about ten of these 
 are cafes serves merelv toremindone that it isin France. 
 All else is muddy harbour and miles of shingle stretch- 
 ing seawards and along the coast to Cayeux. The tide 
 leaves the harbour dry for about eight hours out of 
 twelve ; and during these eight hours the horrible 
 odours from the filthy mud are almost unbearable. 
 
 In this deadly dull and dreadful place, which in fine 
 weather is perhaps worth a visit, I had to stay the next 
 day. For those fishermen who did ventureout to sea re- 
 turned quickly, having had enough. Moreover sheets 
 of rain were still tearing down, and the wind chilled 
 one to the marrow. 
 
 In these smaller places I was looked upon with in- 
 tense curiosity by the natives. They stared into my 
 
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 cabin, with bovine placidity — some of the fishermen 
 looked upon me as a sort of mythological being, some- 
 thing come up from the sea, and that I navigated my 
 craft all alone seemed quite a puzzler to them all. One 
 of these, who had helped me with my ropes when 
 I arrived, seemed to regard me as a curiosity of his 
 own ; I heard him telling first one and then the other 
 of the little yacht that had come all the way from 
 London. 
 
 Heartily sick of the place, I set off that evening, but 
 turned tail and ran back when outside, for, added to the 
 wind and waves, I found it also hazy. However, I got 
 clear of the place the next morning (July 29th) under 
 double-reefed mainsail and second jib. 
 
 One wave, a false one, broke right upon her top- 
 sides as I neared the mouth of the Somme ; its coldness, 
 as it climbed over me, took my breath away, and the 
 yacht suddenly stopped as though all the life had gone 
 out of her. What was the matter with her \ Had 
 she run into a log and got it athwart her bows .? No. 
 Was it fishing-nets ? No. She staggered and heeled 
 over alarmingly. Something was stopping her, and 
 whatever it was the Mave Roes behaviour was begin- 
 ning to be dangerous. The dinghy was the last of the 
 gamut of possibilities that raced through my mind, and 
 she was the cause of the trouble. 
 
 She had filled and turned over. Water-logged and 
 
 bottom up with the painter stretched almost to the 
 
 breaking point, she held the yacht back. 
 
 I *' hove to " hurriedly. After several attempts I suc- 
 
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 From the Thames to the Seine x 
 
 ceeded in righting her, but she was still water-logged, 
 and she soaked into every wave-crest as it passed. It 
 was useless to try and bail her, the water would un- 
 doubtedly come in as fast as it was taken out. The 
 only thing to do was to get her aboard. If I could only 
 get her stem upon the rail and keepit there, whilst some 
 of the water drained out of her, I could save her. How 
 I tried ! Sometimes I missed it by an inch. All the 
 while hanging on as best I could, whilst the yacht 
 jumped and kicked like a mustang in the really awful 
 sea that was running. 
 
 Well, for three-quarters of an hour I tried to save 
 the little boat. By this time the sea was running higher 
 still, for the tide was beginning to set against the wind, 
 and soon it would be running at seven knots — just 
 twice the rate of the Thames tide. This was not the 
 place in which to have a water-logged dinghy attached 
 to one. So, with much sawing and slashing at the rope, 
 I cut her adrift. The savage sea rolled her over and 
 she dropped astern. Then I let the head sail draw and 
 sailed away. 
 
 I was not sorry to be rid of her, she had been quite 
 a source of trouble and very little use. I had cut her 
 adrift once before in the Thames estuary during a win- 
 ter gale, and after drifting about the North Sea for a 
 month, she was picked up, and I got her again ; but 
 doubtless this was the last I should see of her, for she 
 would be sure to smash up on the sands in such a sea 
 as this, so I did not report the loss when I arrived at 
 Treport. 
 
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 X St. Valery-sur-Somjne to Le T'report 
 
 A narrow channel is dredged across the bar outside 
 Treport, which, according to the chart, dries out at 
 lowest tides. Flint pebbles choke the sides of this 
 channel and are piled high to the left. Upon the 
 other side there are more pebbles and Les Granges 
 rocks. 
 
 Upon the right hand — death ! upon the left — 
 disaster ! And away upon the very tip of the huge 
 white and red seared cliff, towering into the sky, the 
 figure of Christ upon the Cross leads the mariner 
 safely through the boiling, tearing, hissing, hellish 
 turmoil of the bar into the sheltering arms of the 
 harbour. 
 
 I crossed this shrieking mass of broken water with 
 only three feet to spare under my keel. One touch 
 of the keel upon the hard shingle and there would 
 have been a sound of rending timber and splitting 
 spars. 
 
 The jetties were crowded with running fishermen 
 and visitors, hastening along to see me break up upon 
 the bar. They stared at me in amazement when I 
 cleared this and entered between the piers. I got well 
 into the harbour, and several fishermen came, bursting 
 with excitement, to help me to stow my sails. 
 
 One of these succeeded in getting aboard as I took 
 ground, and although I told him to go, for I did not 
 like the look of him, he went on stowing away, or 
 rather he got in my way whilst I did the stowing. 
 Nothing would induce him to bail out the water I had 
 taken aboard, so I let him see that I meant him to go 
 
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 pretty quickly. He demanded a franc, I gave him 
 fifty centimes to save a row and he cleared off. Then 
 a most delightful thing happened : an Englishman 
 asked if he might come aboard. He came, and he 
 invited me to dine with him at his hotel ; both he and 
 his charming wife were exceedingly kind to me in 
 many ways. 
 
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 CHAPTER XI 
 
 Le Treport and Eu 
 
 The Mave '\RJioe had the appearance of an old- 
 clothes-dealer's stall as I looked at her from the quay ; 
 garments of all descriptions were hanging out to dry 
 upon the topping lift. I found myself in a popular 
 watering-place — a Ramsgate-cum-Southend sort of 
 place, only not so nice as either. 
 
 Treport is divided into two parts, each with its 
 casino. The newer part is called Mers, and it shows 
 a miserable attempt at being swagger. The other part 
 — Treport proper — is usually crowded and rowdy, and 
 Mers turns up its nose at the type of visitor to be 
 found there. 
 
 I received a bad impression of Treport, and it is 
 probable that the weather had a great deal to do with 
 this, for it was cold and miserable, gusty and wet, whilst 
 I was there. The people were wrapped up in almost 
 winter garb. Little boys ran about with the hoods of 
 their capes over their heads ; the women wore thick 
 ulsters of a huge tartan pattern — everybody looked 
 battered about, and smiles were few and far between. 
 
 The keynote of my impression was struck shortly 
 after I landed. Screams, shrieks, and wails were 
 
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 heard coming from the centre of a crowd that had 
 gathered near the quay. Gendarmes were there, 
 patiently listening to the ravings of a well-dressed 
 young woman. With her hat in several pieces, 
 her hair everywhere, frothing at the mouth with 
 drunken anger, screaming and waving her umbrella, 
 lurching and staggering, she held up an empty reticule. 
 From what one could gather between her screams 
 and howls, she had been drugged and robbed. One 
 gendarme cast a doubt upon her statement. Like 
 lightning she flew at his face and scratched deep with 
 her claws, spitting the very spite of an enraged tigress 
 as she did it. They took her off writhing, kicking 
 and biting in uncontrollable wildness. Raging in her 
 rags she was swept along to the prison-house. It is 
 always a terrible sight to see a woman drunk, but 
 this was worse, for she was decently clad and prob- 
 ably rather pretty. 
 
 Le Treport has a large fishing population, and quite 
 the dirtiest and nastiest to be found in the whole 
 of France, I should think. The fisher-women are 
 very ragged, and they seem to be for ever carrying 
 bundles, boxes, or baskets upon their backs. Coming 
 and going with their huge burdens it is useless to 
 wonder why and whence they are bringing and 
 whither they are taking them, for you will never 
 know — it is a secret, or at least it is a mystery. The 
 one thing certain is that they do it. And what of 
 their men-folk .? If it is fine, they go to sea ; but let 
 them catch sight of a sunset which suggests bad 
 
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 weather, and they don't go to sea — they get drunk 
 instead. 
 
 The quay, with its cafes, picture post-card, and 
 spade and bucket shops, is the HveUest part of the 
 town. Here you will see men strolling about each 
 with a rather large red cylinder upon his back. 
 This you will probably mistake for a fire-extinguishing 
 apparatus. It is nothing of the kind. The red affair 
 is his shop, and it is well stocked with gaufrettes. A 
 closer inspection will reveal upon the top of the red 
 canister a wheel of fortune with numbers ranging 
 from one to five. Upon payment of five centimes 
 one may spin the wheel, and should your luck be in, 
 you have the possibility of gaining five of the pastry 
 leaves instead of one for your money. The children 
 are great patrons of the game, fior one certain, and 
 the chance of five, appeals to the little girls as much 
 as the little boys. 
 
 Strolling along towards the beach you come to 
 the casino ; it is just like other casinos, but the scene 
 which meets your eye from the jetty looking along 
 the lilac pebbled beach resembles nothing else. 
 Seldom will you find such a fine mass of cliff as is 
 there. White and scarred with brilliant red earth 
 stains, patches of green sea-grass, cracked, gnarled, 
 and scooped away by the action of the sea, the cliff 
 rises sheer to the height of over three hundred feet. 
 
 So toweringly high is this cliff that the crowded 
 beach seems peopled by mere ants, and the boarding- 
 houses along its foot look like dolls-houses. 
 
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 At low water there is a little sand beyond the 
 pebbles, but bathing is in progress all the while. 
 Shoes with rope soles are used at high water, for the 
 flint pebbles are bad for the feet, and even with these, 
 one must needs hobble rather than walk. 
 
 Upon the jetty itself many people were gathered. 
 Daring the spray and occasionally being caught by 
 the drenching showers, they watched the blustering 
 surf; and indeed it was a sight worth seeing as it 
 thrashed along in blinding whiteness and climbed the 
 sides of the pier. 
 
 In the evenings, whilst one sips one's cafe noir^ 
 quite a good music-hall entertainment may be enjoyed 
 at several of the many cafes which fringe the quay. 
 
 Bourgeois visitors, such as Steinlen might have 
 drawn, sit and listen to the plaintive songs — those 
 sad melodies, little tragedies of love. As I sat there 
 the words of the songs conveyed perhaps little to my 
 English ear, but the gestures were unmistakable. 
 Songs sung by a painted lady who had " lived " and 
 felt that sorrow of life which is half the making of an 
 artiste. A sprightly miss, in a rather shockingly 
 decollete fairy-gown, chirped saucy lyrics, and at these 
 the stout folk shook with merriment. Then a " funny 
 man " in evening dress told stories and sung songs in 
 which the audience took up the chorus. Meanwhile 
 the waiters were busy. The tinkle of glasses was 
 heard and the saucers upon some of the tables were 
 beginning to assume monumental heights which said 
 much for the capacity of some of the drinkers. 
 
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 It was quite like a little bit of Montmartre. This 
 end of Paris loves Le Treport, and it goes there year 
 by year, just as certain Londoners think they have not 
 lived unless they go to Margate once in the year. 
 
 The songs followed me as I stepped across the fish- 
 ing-boats to the yacht and into the land of Nod. 
 
 I was aroused next morning by the patter of rain 
 upon the deck, and the howl of wind through the 
 rigging. Throughout the night I had been occa- 
 sionally conscious that the yacht had been bump- 
 ing and groaning whilst rubbing her sides against the 
 fishing-boat alongside which she was moored. 
 
 Little drips of water were coming through the deck 
 as I got the stove going, and a general feeling of 
 dampness was eating its way into my brain and getting 
 upon my nerves. The sound of spluttering eggs and 
 bacon usually has a lively, hopeful sound aboard a 
 yacht, but this morning it had no power to cheer, and 
 I was glad when the meal was over. 
 
 There was quite a popple of sea in the harbour, and 
 no doubt, to judge by the bumps and scrapes she was 
 getting, the boat's sides, despite the rope fenders I had 
 made for their protection, were by now bare of paint 
 in places, and I felt too depressed to see what damage 
 had been done. 
 
 1 left her, hating ships, the sea, foreign countries, 
 and all things generally, and slipping over the greasy 
 decks of the fishing-boats I climbed up the iron ladder 
 to the quay. I was greeted by two officials. I did 
 not recognise them as Doiianiers, for they were smoth- 
 
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 ered in long capes with the hoods over their heads. 
 They had not visited me the day before, but here they 
 vv^ere at last, requiring particulars of the boat. This 
 meant adjourning to one of the side streets where the 
 smaller cafes are. I always found Messieurs des Douanes 
 could understand my French better with a glass in 
 front of them. These were no exceptions, and indeed 
 I was glad of their company. They were amusing 
 enough in themselves, but what was better, the cafe 
 they selected was a little bit of downright French. 
 Gaiety thus early tinkled through the spring-doors as 
 we entered — the pretty laughter of Madame, and the 
 louder mirth of her customers. 
 
 This merriment was caused by an old dude. He 
 had offered his heart to Madame, and was bringing 
 the whole company to witness it, snapping his fingers 
 at Monsieur, who seemed to enjoy the affair as much 
 as his cognac. 
 
 The high-flown gallantries of the old gentleman, his 
 gestures and his mimicry of the lover loving against 
 hope, were little bits of exquisite comedy. " If Ma- 
 dame would but leave her horrible husband, what joy 
 it would make." They " would lightly trip and dance 
 through the days that would ever be sunny " (they 
 were both rather stout). His flowing language was 
 rising to Olympian heights, and where it would have 
 landed him I cannot say, for the door opened and one 
 could laugh no longer. A gust of rain-sodden wind 
 blew in and with it came an ashen, wretched, more 
 than death-like face — the face of a woman. The 
 
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 skeleton hands clasped close to her wasted bosom, a 
 shawl whose folds were lost amongst the rags and 
 creases of neglect. Her skirt bore stains like in colour 
 to those found upon timber sodden with decay. The 
 rain dripped off her shoulders like grease as she hob- 
 bled in. She coughed — how like the laughter of a 
 ghost it sounded — and dragged her rags to the bar. 
 Madame de la cafe was ready — the glass was on the 
 counter ; there was a horridgurgle and its contents had 
 vanished. Two coins were silently placed by the side 
 of the empty glass and the figure slowly vanished. 
 When the swing-door closed behind her, I realised 
 that no one had spoken whilst that shadow of human 
 degradation was passing. 
 
 The old dude was the first to break the silence. 
 " Madame," he said, " I do not now wish to run away 
 with you. Your sex is irresponsible. How do I know 
 that you would not become like that \ " This set the 
 merriment going again. 
 
 Messieurs des Douanes mistook my praise of the 
 brandy for an invitation to have a third, and when 
 this had disappeared they made much show getting 
 into their cloaks and, smiting themselves upon the 
 chests, they exclaimed together, as if it had been 
 rehearsed, " Duty ! " and departed. 
 
 I asked Monsieur de la cafe how I could best get 
 to Eu. Monsieur turned to his wife — why is it I 
 wonder that a Frenchman never answers a question 
 without first consulting Madame } " Far le tramway 
 sur le quai^ Monsieur,'' said the dimpled lady. 
 
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 I stepped aboard the tram and was in Mers before 
 I thought to ask if I were in the proper tram. I was 
 not, however, so I descended and gazed upon the splen- 
 dours of Mers, about which I have nothing to add to 
 what I have already told you. 
 
 Once more by the quai, I set off for Eu. Histori- 
 cally Treport is a mere appendage to Eu, its principal 
 event being the landing there of Queen Victoria, who 
 visited Louis Philippe with grand display at the 
 Chateau of Eu in 1843. 
 
 This was not a day which one would choose to spend 
 much time in making the necessarily detailed sketch 
 of the west front of St. Laurent, and it was with 
 regret that I could not fill a page of my sketch- 
 book with an attempt at recording its delicacy. 
 
 The church was built in 11 86, and it took forty- 
 four years to build. It occupies the site of an old 
 collegiate church in which William the Conqueror 
 was married in 1 050, but the despicable mask of over- 
 restoration swamps its character entirely save for the 
 part already mentioned, which has that luscious 
 crumbly quality that age alone can give. 
 
 In 1 180 when the leaves lay red upon the ground 
 an aged pilgrim was seen approaching the town by two 
 shepherds. " What house is that below .? " he asked 
 of them. " It belongs to the canons of St. Victor," 
 they replied. The holy man proceeded, saying, " Here 
 is the place where I shall rest for ever." They took 
 him in, for his name was Laurence O'Tool, Arch- 
 bishop of Dublin. Soon he died, and his last words 
 
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 were, "Thank God, I have not a penny in the world." 
 The holy man could not have left a better portion with 
 the monks than his bones, for other pilgrims came. 
 They came in numbers to see his shrine, and they left 
 alms wherewith the Church of St. Laurent was built. 
 Hence the name. 
 
 The chateau was built upon the site of a very ancient 
 fortress. There the shipwrecked Harold was betrothed 
 to one of William's daughters. Joan of Arc is said to 
 have been shut up in one of its towers. Louis Philippe 
 added to and restored it in 1821. About two-thirds 
 of the castle were destroyed by fire in 1902, but the 
 grounds are remarkably fine and they command a view 
 of the sea. 
 
 The town is only interesting near the church ; the 
 other part down towards the canal seems to be all coal, 
 and corrugated iron sheds, but passing these you will 
 come to the canal, which is rather picturesque with its 
 tall trees to the trunks of which deep-sea ships arc 
 wont to fix their warps. 
 
 The forest of Eu, three miles away, is a favourite 
 place for excursions ; but a forest upon a wet day is not 
 attractive, so I did not see it. 
 
 Back in Treport, the harbour was crowded with 
 fishing -boats which had come in for shelter, and the 
 quay swarmed with fishermen. One of them, from 
 too much cognac, seemed to have developed a great 
 sorrow — the sorrow, from what I could gather, being 
 for myself in my loneliness, for he came aboard and 
 would not go. After much useless persuasion, I be- 
 
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 came annoyed and pitched him into the boat alongside 
 which my craft was moored. He picked up a long 
 sweep oar and succeeded in hitting me a blow upon 
 the chest. He grew wild. The situation looked 
 serious, but it ended by his casting off my warps, and 
 then bursting into tears and apologies, as he saw the 
 tide slowly taking my boat away. The owner of the 
 sweep, which was lost overboard, had him arrested. 
 I thought after this it would be better to seek the 
 shelter of the dock. So, setting the jib, I pointed for 
 the swing-bridge. 1 asked a man in a boat what was 
 the signal for the opening of the bridge. He answered, 
 " Plenty vind," and I had asked in my very best 
 French, too. I approached the bridge as near as I 
 dared, but there was no sign of its opening, so I went 
 alongside the wharf. There was no ladder near and I 
 was trying to climb up one of the piles, when a young, 
 well-dressed Frenchman, accompanied by his sister, 
 asked me in quaint English if he could assist me. He 
 offered his walking-stick, and she offered the handle 
 of her umbrella, and between the two of them they 
 managed to get me up. I repeated my question about 
 the bridge, this time in English, and my new-found 
 friend replied, " I do not know, but I will go beg." 
 I wondered whether or not my French was as funny 
 as his English. However, he was a very good sort. 
 He went to " beg," and as the bridge opened, both he 
 and his sister took hold of my warp and towed me 
 through the lock, and soon I was snugly moored in 
 a corner of the dock with the prospect of a quiet 
 
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 night's rest before me. There I found another English 
 yacht — a craft of about fourteen tons. She had been 
 sheltering in the dock for thirteen days, her owner 
 looking miserable, and her paid hand fat and happy. 
 
 Thick woolly fog banks were rolling over the hills 
 and down into the valley of the Bresle as I peeped 
 out of the hatchway the next morning ; and the wind 
 still tore at the rigging. 
 
 I was swabbing down the decks and making things 
 a bit more ship-shape when my French friend came 
 along. " You will not go to-day ? " he queried. 
 " The sea is very bad outside." 
 
 He came aboard and was intensely interested in 
 the cabin arrangements, the simplicity of my swing- 
 cot surprising him vastly. 
 
 We walked to the end of the jetty together and 
 
 the waves were still dashing over it at the end, but 
 
 the clouds were a little higher and the wind had not 
 
 the cruel bite that had been with it the last three or 
 
 four days. So I decided to make a start. There was 
 
 little time to spare ; the dock-gates would close in 
 
 half-an-hour, so we ran the half-mile back to the 
 
 yacht. The inner port between the dock-gates and 
 
 the swing-bridge is a narrow piece of water down 
 
 which it is impossible to sail without a leading wind. 
 
 My Frenchman once more made use of the tow-rope 
 
 and pulled me along this for a quarter of a mile 
 
 stretch. We were making very slow progress against 
 
 the wind, but presently his sister came along and 
 
 lent a hand, the little lady pulled so strenuously that 
 
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 we doubled our speed and were soon in the outer 
 harbour. Then bidding them adieu, I set sail and 
 they followed me to the end of the jetty and watched 
 until I could no longer see their waving handkerchiefs. 
 It is pleasant to record such kindliness as these 
 people, whose names I do not even know, extended 
 to a total stranger and a foreigner in their country. 
 I wonder whether I should have found such friendli- 
 ness had I been a foreigner in England .? I know 
 my attempts to climb up the sides of the wharf would 
 have been a subjett for ridicule, and in England I 
 should never have attempted it for this reason. But 
 in France a foreigner is a guest ; and if we do not pre- 
 sent ourselves " avec cet aplomb irritant des Anglais 
 en voyage^'' kindness and courtesy will await us. 
 
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 CHAPTER XII 
 
 Le Treport to Dieppe 
 
 July 3 1 J/. — I found the sea outside pretty bad, but 
 not so bad as when I entered ; indeed it was a com- 
 paratively pleasant sail along the skirts of the white 
 cliffs with their beautiful lilac shadows, for the sun 
 was shining. I made better progress, too, against the 
 apparently inevitable head-wind, and I soon arrived 
 at Dieppe. It was dead low water when I entered 
 between the piers. I heard the shriek of a siren out 
 seawards, and one of the Newhaven-Dieppe steamers 
 was making for the entrance at full speed. Harbour 
 officials at the top of the pier thirty feet above were 
 excitedly waving their arms and screaming at me, 
 " Le ^aquebot ! Le T^aguebot I " What was a 
 steamer to me .? Had I not encountered many 
 such in the Thames .? 
 
 " Venex lelong ici^ M'sieur,'' one of the men 
 shouted. As the pier completely blanketed the 
 wind, I got out an oar and did this, and dis- 
 covered that 1 was nearly upon the stone base of 
 the pier which was just covered by the water out 
 of which short piles of timber were protruding. If 
 the steamer's wash set me on these, I should find my 
 yacht wrecked. 
 
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 xii Lie Treport to Dieppe 
 
 There was no time to be lost. I rushed up to the 
 mast and held the craft broadside off these with the 
 oar. The steamer whizzed past at top speed, followed 
 by a tremendous wash which increased in height as it 
 passed along the shallow water in which I was. I 
 felt sure this was the end of the Mave Rhoe ; it lifted 
 her up like a cork, and its crest broke over everything. 
 When it was past, feeling sure one of the piles had 
 gone through the bottom of the boat, I waited near 
 the mast to be ready to climb up it when she sank. 
 But she showed no signs of sinking, and running into 
 the cabin I found, as a result of the wash, water a 
 foot deep above her floor boards. It wasn't increasing, 
 however, which showed no damage had been done. 
 That the yacht was safe struck me as a complete 
 miracle. 
 
 A steamer usually slows down a bit as she enters a 
 harbour, but there is such a strong tide across the 
 ends of the two jetties at Dieppe, that the entrance 
 has to be taken by large vessels at top speed. Other- 
 wise whilst succeeding in getting their stems safely in 
 their sterns might swing round and foul one or other 
 of the jetties. 
 
 There are men always ready to track vessels in, 
 but despite the fluky wind which comes along the 
 jetties in puffs from all direftions, I went in under 
 sail against the tide. 
 
 Here I found the fishermen quite different from 
 those of Treport. One of these, with the help of his 
 wife upon the quay, who caught his rope and tracked 
 
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 him in, overtook me. He told me I had passed 
 him out at sea, and perhaps by way of showing his 
 admiration of my little craft he berthed me snugly 
 alongside his boat, offered to dry my things, and set 
 his son to work bailing out the water. This boy 
 seemed to think he had acquired a world of wealth 
 when I gave him two francs. When I returned to 
 the yacht after a trot ashore, I was surprised to find 
 he had stowed everything beautifully, coiled all the 
 ropes neatly, and done much work with the wash- 
 leather. 
 
 This drew my attention to her appearance, she was 
 in a sorry plight. I had worn out all my fenders in 
 trying to save her paint, but it was scraped to pieces, 
 and indeed, in places bare wood was showing. Tar 
 from the fishing-boats was also distributed artistically 
 and liberally about her sides. 
 
 The kindness of the fisherman was still more mani- 
 fest when, entering the cabin, I found on the table, 
 upon one of my plates, two iridescent mackerel. 
 
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 CHAPTER XIII 
 
 Dieppe 
 
 Although the steamer that had nearly swamped me 
 had filled the town with English trippers, Dieppe 
 was not robbed by them of its " Frenchness." 
 
 As modern as Boulogne, it is yet strangely old- 
 fashioned, for its novtXiits pour plaisance do not over- 
 power it. It is still an old, old town and a very beau- 
 tiful one. Its people do not suggest that they are 
 there to make money out of the visitors. The 
 country, too, around Dieppe is gloriously beautiful. 
 
 It has prodigious cliffs, white cliffs that are verit- 
 able playgrounds for delicate shadows and dancing 
 blue refle(5lions caught from the sea. The houses 
 upon its sea-front are not swollen with their own 
 importance, and it is difficult to realise that the big 
 hotels there are as numerous and as fine as at, say, 
 Ostend. These are dwarfed and kept in proper in- 
 significance by the grandeur of the scene which 
 stretches from the summit of the North Cliff where 
 towers the church of Notre-Dame de Bon Secours, 
 past the harbour mouth, along the flatness of the 
 town, and over the lawns that border the sea, away 
 to the ancient chateau upon the southern cliff. So 
 
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 grand and big is all this, that people look like little 
 coloured powder specks, and even the casino seems 
 toy-like. 
 
 The panorama is grand, and filled with many historic 
 associations. Upon the North Cliff some walls are left 
 standing, and the dark entrance of several caverns may 
 be seen ; they are all that stands of the Bastille. Built 
 here in 1566 it remained for a hundred years, but we 
 are bidden to think of that earlier Bastille established 
 by Talbot in 1442. This was a wooden affair sur- 
 rounded by a fosse, and it contained twenty cannon and 
 some smaller arms. This was sufficient for Talbot, 
 who, leaving a garrison there, sailed across to England 
 to gather troops and a blockading squadron. Mean- 
 while news of these doings at Dieppe spread to Charles 
 VII, and Louis the Dauphin in his twentieth year saw 
 that therein lay a chance to distinguish himself. With 
 sixteen hundred troops and some experienced captains 
 he set off to Dieppe. His boyish enthusiasmroused the 
 sluggish French, and by the time he arrived he had an 
 army twice as large. No sooner had he reached Dieppe 
 than he began the siege. The English made two sorties 
 which the tired Frenchmen repulsed, but the boy could 
 not retaliate without the necessary means of passing the 
 fosse. He set his men to work, and soon some ingen- 
 ious contraptions consisting of bridges upon wheels 
 were made, and these were lowered across the fosse and 
 the attack began. With one eye upon the seaboard, 
 anxiously watching for the dreaded English fleet, the 
 Dauphin set his men upon the attack. It was repulsed ; 
 
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 the English arrows and stones rolled many Frenchmen 
 dead and wounded into the fosse and the rest retired 
 in considerable dread and discomfort. The Dauphin 
 stormed and raged, for the faces of his captains wore 
 signs that told plainer than words what they thought 
 of him and his inexperienced rashness. 
 
 That was enough. With the smell of battle in his 
 nostrils, he grasped a scaling ladder, rushed alone across 
 one of the bridges and began to climb the wall. This 
 a(5t inspired theFrenchmen, andthewholearmy scram- 
 bled to help him. They crowded up the ladders with 
 such wild madness of attack, that the English fell back, 
 and after losing five hundred men surrendered. The 
 Bastille was razed to the ground. 
 
 The day was the Vigil of the Assumption of the 
 Blessed Virgin, and Louis in his dust and bloodstains 
 went straight off to St. Jacques to give thanks for the 
 victory. 
 
 The anniversary of this victory was celebrated by 
 a disgusting procession and a miracle-play performed 
 at the Church of St. Jacques, in which a celebrated 
 buffoon made fun of the representations of sacred per- 
 sonages, by which the crowded congregation were 
 made merry and prepared for the orgies which ended 
 the day. These incongruous and shocking displays 
 took place annually until 1647, when Louis XIV 
 stopped them. 
 
 The eye follows the outline of the cliff, which was 
 the scene of this victory, until the mass is nearly lost 
 in the smoke from the chimneys of La Pollet, whose 
 
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 irregular streets are so strange and pi6turesque. This 
 is the portion of the town where the fisher-folk dwell. 
 
 Glancing across the stretch of town, we remember 
 that it might still have been a wooden one, but for the 
 privateers of Dieppe, who in 1 694 worried the English 
 fleet which was returning from an unsuccessful attack 
 upon Brest. This fleet, in retaliation, threw bombs 
 into the town with such vigour that the whole place 
 was soon ablaze, and the finest house in all Normandy 
 — the house of Ango — was thus destroyed. How- 
 ever, perhaps it was for the best, and the rebuilding 
 took place so long ago that the town nowadays wears 
 an old garment. Previous to this, in spite of its suffer- 
 ings from the plague in 1668-70 the town had been 
 most prosperous, and its citizens had grown wealthy 
 from repeated privateering expeditions. 
 
 Jean Ango, who was born in 1480, strikes the key- 
 note of the harmonious prosperity which Dieppe en- 
 joyed during his time. Upon the death of his father 
 Jean gave up active seafaring, and settled down as a 
 shipowner, and to a life devoted to the one aim of 
 increasing the fortune his father had left him. 
 
 Shipowner meant also privateer, and privateer 
 meant sea-rover. 
 
 Ango had soon collected a big fleet, which was scat- 
 tered about the two worlds, and by 1525 his wealth 
 was fabulous ; he built the lovely house above referred 
 to, in which he lived and entertained in princely 
 grandeur. 
 
 He also built the Manoir d'Ango, which remains to
 
 xiii Dieppe 
 
 this day, and raised a monument of lavish splendour 
 which impressed Francois I. The King visited Ango 
 there, and w^as so thunderstruck by the noble magnifi- 
 cence and the dazzling display of treasure collected 
 from all parts of the w^orld, that he made his host a 
 Vicomte. 
 
 Ango not only had a huge fleet of merchant ships, 
 but also some twenty ships of war for their proteftion. 
 Many fights and scrimmages took place between his 
 men and Flemish and Portuguese sailors. But when at 
 last one of his merchantmen was captured, her crew 
 massacred, and the vessel taken into Lisbon, Ango lost 
 no time before he sent a fleet to Portugal, where it cap- 
 tured sev^eral richly laden ships and destroyed many 
 villages. The Portuguese, never dreaming that this 
 was the work of a mere privateer, sent a dispatch ask- 
 ing why the King of France had broken the peace. 
 Francois replied, " It was not I who made war upon 
 you. Go, find Ango, and arrange your affairs with 
 him." 
 
 Soon Francois died and Ango's fortune began to 
 dwindle. He became pettish in his pride. His friends 
 deserted him. One of these accused Ango of swind- 
 ling and brought a successful action against him. Then 
 five or six other friends brought further actions. Cred- 
 itors came when his fortune was squandered and took 
 away his works of art, his plate and all he possessed. 
 He became the governor of the castle, and, afraid to 
 venture out, he lingered therein, lonely and poverty- 
 stricken, until he died in 1 55 1. That is the tale of the 
 
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 " Medici of Dieppe." You must go to Le Mesnil to 
 see the Manoir d'Ango, and if you do not see the ghost 
 of Ango, you will see the signs of his one time great- 
 ness. 
 
 Thus the civil history, you see, is not without its 
 strife, and the old town upon the ** Deep " — as the 
 estuary of the Arques used to be called, from which 
 Dieppe takes its name — was always in dread of the 
 English, who captured and destroyed it several times, 
 and it suffered in the Religious Wars. 
 
 We have not done with our panorama yet. There 
 is still the castle and the bold cliff upon which it 
 stands. 
 
 The castle was built to defend the town against 
 exploits of our own, but it could not withstand the 
 bombardment of 1694. However, our bombs did not 
 destroy it, and it remains in use as a barracks, to 
 which visitors are not admitted. 
 
 The casino is in the picture, but it is modern, and 
 its history is only that of loss and gain at the gaming 
 tables. It is good fun in fine weather to watch the 
 bathers at the Etablissement des Bains. 
 
 Passing through the streets, glancing at the tempt- 
 ing shops, we come to the Market Square, and there, 
 in front of the Church of St. Jacques, is a fine statue 
 of Duquesne, who was one of the most illustrious 
 Admirals of France. He was a native of Dieppe, and 
 in 1676 he defeated the Dutchman, De Ruyter. 
 
 The square with its flower and fruit stalls is most 
 pi6luresque. I was tempted to sketch it, and sitting 
 
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 at one of the tables outside a cafe busily at work, I 
 was interrupted by a stranger who had been watching 
 the progress of my sketch. He said, " Le sujet il est 
 tres difficile^ Monsieur.''' " Oui^ Monsieur^' I agreed. 
 Then he added, " 'Je suis un peintre Anglais^ mats de la 
 portrait^ " Then why the devil don't you speak 
 English ! " I exclaimed. We took wine with each 
 other, both enjoying the joke. 
 
 Casino : Dieppe 
 
 The river Arques as it enters the port of Dieppe 
 would not suggest the babbling beauty that the stream 
 possesses farther away. But follow its banks. You 
 need go no farther than where the river Bethune 
 joins forces with it, and you will see what beautiful 
 country it passes through. You will see the Castle 
 of Arques ; it is a favourite resort of visitors, and it 
 is only three miles and a half from Dieppe. Train, 
 waggonette, and carriage are waiting to take you there. 
 
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 It was at the Castle of Arques that Robert le Diable 
 told his mother that he didn't thank her for giving 
 him birth. Whether this story is true or not, there 
 were doubtless many who in his day could have said 
 the same. However, the castle dates from the time 
 of William the Conqueror, and it has the reputation 
 of being the last Norman stronghold to surrender to 
 the English. There is a history attached to every 
 stone of the chateau, so to speak, but after the time 
 of Henry of Navarre the castle fell slowly to ruin. 
 
 For those who love a quiet holiday, there are around 
 Dieppe many charming little bathing-places. To the 
 westward Pourville and Varangeville, and a little be- 
 yond d'Ailly Lighthouse, St. Marguerite at the mouth 
 of the Saone and Quiberville are delightful. In the 
 other direction. Pays — where there are first-class fur- 
 nished houses — is but a pleasant walk from Dieppe 
 along the shore at low tide. It was a favourite place 
 of the late Lord Salisbury, who had a villa there. 
 
 Those who can brave the lack of bathing tents, 
 hotels, and other signs of holiday-making by the sea, 
 may find many nice little primitive places — as yet pro- 
 found secrets. The night I spent at Dieppe I wished 
 for nothing better than to sit outside the Cafe Suisse 
 and listen to the band, whilst reading the faces of the 
 people around me and trying to learn a little of their 
 lives. 
 
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 CHAPTER XIV 
 
 Dieppe to St. Valery-en-Caux 
 
 Sunday^ August ist-ind. — I set off from Dieppe with a 
 fine breeze under whole mainsail until I arrived off 
 Point d'Ailly. Here I set the topsail, for the wind 
 had fallen light ; then it came aft, and I set the beauti- 
 ful bellying cream silk spinnaker which had not been 
 out of its bag since I had left the Thames. 
 
 The white sunlit cliffs, ranging along the coast as 
 far astern as the eye could reach, the lovely sky, the 
 smooth blue-green sea, and the balmy sun-bathed air, 
 made life worth living. The offing was scattered w^ith 
 tan-sailed fishing-boats, their sails patched with many 
 shades of that rich hue, and even a French yacht 
 had ventured out. I felt almost like a yachtsman my- 
 self after the awful wind and furrowed sea that had 
 been my lot since leaving Boulogne. We were a 
 salted pair — the yacht and I. My clothes were grey 
 with it, and it glittered upon the sunlit sails as high 
 as the jaws of the gaff. The wind fell lighter still as 
 I crept along towards Veules, where everybody grows 
 roses. 
 
 Off Veules I was becalmed. One hour, two hours — 
 I don't know how many hours it seemed, but I was 
 
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 stationary here until the tide turned against me and 
 was taking me towards the huge rocks that stretch 
 from Cape d'Ailly half a mile out to sea. Then night 
 fell. 
 
 A glance at the chart showed a shoal known as the 
 Raz de St. Michel. I waited until I thought I was 
 drifting over it. I threw the lead over to make sure. 
 There was twenty-five feet of water, so splash went 
 the anchor. As it bit into the gravel the moon came 
 up over the valley of St. Aubin, and scattered her 
 lustrous refleftion over the sea. 
 
 I lowered the jib, but left the mainsail standing. 
 I then turned in and slept until I was awakened by 
 the flapping of the sail. This turned me out again, 
 and I found the yacht had swung to the new tide. 
 So getting up the anchor, I set sail again towards the 
 lighthouse of St. Valery-en-Caux, whose flashes rivalled 
 those of the reflected moon. 
 
 At last I arrived off St. Valery. What a dreary 
 place it looked in the steely dawn. The air was chill 
 as I crossed the bar. Piles of shingle choked the 
 entrance, and at one point left the channel between 
 the jetties only about fifteen feet wide. But it was 
 deep, and so I got in. 
 
 Not a soul was astir, for the sun had not yet risen. 
 Not a boat to be seen. A drearier welcome could 
 not have been dreamed of I climbed, with my two 
 warps, up the ladder to the top of the quay and 
 made them fast. 
 
 I had been asleep for about half-an-hour when I 
 
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 was aroused by a knock upon the cabin door. The 
 person who had done the knocking, pointed upwards 
 to where an elderly gentleman with a gold-braided 
 cap and a walking stick was standing. " We are just 
 about to open the sluice," he said in French, as 
 without further ceremony he threw down a thick 
 rope. 
 
 I was half asleep and inclined to be angry, but the 
 word " sluice " woke me up with a jerk. I suddenly 
 remembered the warning contained in the Sailing 
 Diredlions with regard to this. They told me that 
 " the channel is prevented with difficulty from entirely 
 silting up by sluicing ; " that "vessels in the harbour 
 should be placed parallel with the quay, and the 
 moorings watched as the scouring sluices are opened, 
 for the rush of water is so violent as to undermine 
 those which have grounded at right angles or diagon- 
 ally to its direction." 
 
 The man took a turn round the bollard with a 
 thick rope and cleared out, crying to me to " come 
 ashore." I took the precaution to hitch the end of 
 the rope round the mast, but I preferred to remain 
 aboard, where I awaited the onslaught of the water. 
 
 With huge hammers the bolts that held the sluic- 
 ing gates were cast adrift. There was a mad rush of 
 water, which churned up the filthy bottom of the 
 harbour as it charged at me. It took hold of the 
 Mave Rhoe and suddenly with a giddy reel she 
 was lifted sideways away from the quay, and the 
 tightened rope slipped offthe bollard. Then followed 
 
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 a shock as it again stretched tautly from the mast 
 where it held. The pressure of the water, thus turned 
 more upon her side, nearly capsized her, but grasping 
 the tiller I gave it a sheer and kept her bows to the 
 savage rush. If I had not remained aboard I feel sure 
 she would have been filled with the filthy water. 
 
 An idea of the force of this sluicing may be 
 gathered when it is realised that the harbour is three 
 acres and a half in extent, and that in three minutes 
 the sluice raises the level of the water in the whole 
 of this area five feet. 
 
 This efi^eftually destroyed all notions of sleep, so, 
 instead of awaiting the visit of the Douaniers^ I stepped 
 ashore. I was bone tired, but I wished to be miles 
 away from my little cabin, so I walked through the 
 sunlit streets and away into the outskirts of the town 
 until I came to a rope-walk, where thus early men 
 were making ropes. Walking backwards girthed 
 with swollen belts of hemp, which the spinning line 
 gathered to itself as they receded, they philoso- 
 phised, whilst every now and then they gave the rope 
 that scientific little jerk which would hang it on its 
 proper peg, some twenty yards away. Rope-making 
 is a pleasant thing to see, so I threw myself upon a 
 grassy bank and watched. I must have fallen asleep, 
 for I suddenly realised that the rope-makers no longer 
 philosophised. Moreover another chara6ler had come 
 upon the scene, a milkmaid, whose milk cans, slung 
 from her shoulders, were off^ering a more earnest 
 
 resistance than the maid to the embraces of the 
 
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 xiv Dieppe to St. Valery-en-Caux 
 
 younger rope-maker, whose belt of hemp also sadly 
 interfered with his love-affair. The elder one went 
 on with his rope-making ; surely he was too quaint a 
 personality to have ever kissed a half-resisting lass ; 
 but the twinkle in his eyes left me doubtful. 
 
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 CHAPTER XV 
 
 St. Valery-en-Caux 
 
 What a charming little place this St. Valery is with 
 its thatched and moss-grown cottages. What wild 
 growth of flowers there is ; and, as though the little 
 garden patch were not enough, from the ridges of the 
 cottage roofs wild iris grows out of the thatch. 
 What lovely lanes it has, and what quaint run of line 
 there is in its streets where the slated sides of ancient 
 houses lean towards each other. 
 
 There are many old houses in St. Valery, and the 
 one a little beyond the bridge between the floating 
 docks and the harbour is a sixteenth-century affair, 
 which visitors flock to see. It is known as Maison 
 d' Henri IF. But old houses are to be expected in a 
 place whose name and origin dates from so long ago 
 as St. Valery, the Picardy Saint, who, we are told, 
 dried up a little river which had its source there, be- 
 cause it was the cause of idolatry in the inhabitants. 
 
 There is little of the town to be seen from the offing, 
 for it is situated in a hollow between the huge cliffs 
 that border the sea hereabouts. And what is to be seen 
 is most uninviting. But should you arrive there by 
 train you will be greeted at the station by the scent
 
 XV St. Valery-e?i-Caux 
 
 of its roses, and the ferns and palms growing upon the 
 platform will wave you a pleasant welcome. By the 
 time you have walked along the bank of the floating 
 dock with its overhanging trees, you will begin to 
 realise the charm of the place. Soon you will come 
 to the elegant but comfortable and not ultra-modern 
 
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 Cottage at St. Valery-en-Caux 
 
 Hotel de la Paix, beyond which is the market-place. 
 There you will see the church, but it will not interest 
 you so much as the innumerable stalls of fruit, flowers, 
 tinware, and haberdashery, where you will find the 
 pleasantest of tradespeople you could wish to buy 
 from. 
 
 But for the English ship and one or two hulks in 
 the floating dock you might think yourself miles from 
 the sea, and though the place seems like an agricul-
 
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 tural town, don't forget that St. Valery sends ships to 
 the Newfoundland fisheries. Indeed, should a man 
 be a farmer, his brother is sure to be a sailor, and the 
 hauling cries of sailors may be heard mingling with 
 the bleat of lamb, the cackle of fowl, and the moo 
 of cow, echoing and echoing down the valley. One 
 would think St. Valery had never been disturbed by 
 other turmoil. 
 
 The natives are a kindly lot of folk, and such as I 
 came in conta6t with were almost embarrassingly de- 
 sirous of helping me. One man, a shipbroker, who 
 spoke excellent English, was so skilful in parrying my 
 excuses for declining his invitation to dine with him 
 that I felt uncomfortably rude when I at last con- 
 vinced him that I wished to be excused. 
 
 He was a cafe acquaintance. Whilst in his com- 
 pany, I happened to place my box of English matches 
 upon the table and they remained there, until presently 
 a gendarme entered, and as he passed, he placed his 
 hand upon the matches, and said something hastily 
 to me. My friend came to the rescue, and a conver- 
 sation, which was altogether beyond me, followed. 
 When the gendarme passed away, the shipbroker ex- 
 plained that one must never in France leave foreign 
 matches upon the table in a public place. I don't 
 know what dire consequences one incurs by a breach 
 of this rule, but the gendarme looked at me as though 
 he had caught a rabid criminal red-handed. 
 
 My friend the shipbroker drank absinthe, and his 
 hand shook as he poured the water over the sugar. 
 
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 that was in the curious spoon used for the purpose. 
 I loathe the smell of absinthe, and the taste to me is 
 like soapy water sweetened unreasonably. I drank 
 the simple cafe noir and cognac, which is in France 
 no dissipation even in the morning. The brandy is 
 excellent wherever you get it, and together with the 
 coffee it makes an excellent stimulant. Whilst sitting 
 here, the yacht's mast could be seen through the 
 window, gradually rising with the incoming tide. 
 
 The little maid-of-all-work was busy swilling the 
 tiled floor of the cafe. The swish of her broom, the 
 clatter of her pattens, and the little French song she 
 sang were cheerful sounds to listen to, and to speak my 
 own language was a pleasurable change from the diffi- 
 culty of expressing myself with so small a vocabulary 
 as I possessed in French. At last I parted from my 
 friend and set to work to sketch one of the streets 
 which had attracted me as a subje6l. 
 
 There was a butcher's shop quite near where I sat. 
 What a many " Bon jours " I heard ! What chopping 
 of meat, and what vivacious little conversations be- 
 tween the butcher and his customers. 
 
 It was very cold, and then soon it began to rain ; 
 luckily I had my oilskin with me. At last I was 
 finishing off my sketch, when the little maid-of-all- 
 work from the cafe came running towards me ex- 
 citedly. " Pardon^ Monsieur — le ynaitre de la porte — 
 votre bateau. Venez^ Monsieur^'' I heard, and away 
 she ran. I followed, wondering what was happening 
 to the boat. I found a crowd upon the edge of the 
 
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 quay, from beyond which the mast could be seen. 
 Whatever was the matter, I wondered. There was 
 the portly old gentleman, who had thrown me the 
 rope when I first arrived. " Are you going to sea, or 
 are you going into dock ? " he asked. " You cannot 
 stop here, your yacht may be damaged," he added, 
 together with more that I did not understand. Then 
 the welcome sound of good old English came from 
 somewhere out of the crowd, and another portly per- 
 sonage was addressing me. Had he not apologised 
 first for addressing me I should have mistaken him for 
 an Englishman. However, he explained that the 
 harbour-master had gone to a lot of trouble trying 
 to find me, and that if I wanted to go into dock, I 
 had only five minutes before they closed the dock- 
 gates. I had not thought of going into dock, because 
 I intended getting away shortly before low-water, but 
 as I had had very little sleep, I decided to take advan- 
 tage of the dock. There were many offers to track 
 me in, but I hate that mode of propulsion, it looks 
 undignified from a sailorman's point of view, so I set 
 the jib and sailed in. Two French yachts, one about 
 fifteen tons the other of about twenty, were waiting 
 to go in. We all went in together with a little crowd 
 of curious visitors and natives lining the sides of the 
 dock entrance as we passed through. 
 
 I asked permission to warp alongside the English 
 ship. She was from Fowey. 
 
 The mate leaned over the side grimy with coal 
 
 dust. " Where might you have sprung from, sir .? " 
 
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 XV S^, Valery-en-Caux 
 
 he asked, and when I repUed " Hammersmith," I 
 was pleased to find he expressed no surprise ; he merely 
 said, " You have got a pretty little packet. I reckon 
 she's a pretty good sea-boat. She looks as if a 
 scrub down wouldn't hurt her. You've had it pretty 
 bad, haven't you ? " 
 
 This was far nicer than the usual surprise and 
 comment as to the wisdom of having done it, such 
 as one invariably gets from yacht hands under similar 
 circumstances. 
 
 " You haven't got any English bacca aboard, have 
 you, sir t This 'ere French stufFs simply putrid, and 
 they wouldn't allow us to bring in more'n a pound." 
 
 I had long since exhausted my stock, but I had two 
 English cigarettes, for which he thanked me heartily. 
 
 I rather like French cigarettes myself, but I can 
 well understand such a man as the mate sneering at 
 most things French, and the tobacco particularly. 
 
 In the rigging of the ship was stretched a large 
 white sheet with printed matter upon it to the effe6l 
 that coal could be purchased from the ship at i6 
 francs per ton. This is how St. Valery gets its coal. 
 Sometimes a cargo is sold to an agent, but usually the 
 coal is sold direft from the ship to the customer, who 
 carts it away at his own expense. 
 
 By now the day had settled down to one of soaking 
 rain. It rained in sheets until six in the evening, 
 when I took a stroll along the lanes amongst the 
 pretty thatched cottages with their wood and plaster 
 sides. Many of these were quite primitive in the
 
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 matter of communication with the upper rooms. 
 Taking the place of a staircase, there was a ladder 
 outside which is drawn up and stowed inside the 
 bedroom when the cottagers retire for the night. 
 What dear old wrinkled dames I saw at the doorways, 
 with their neat little white caps and their black sabots ; 
 each one was quite part of her little homestead, and 
 rightly so, for did she not wear the same sort of 
 costume that her great-great-great-grandmother wore 
 when the little cot was built. 
 
 There were little orchards the trees of which were 
 hung with cider apples, and near each doorway, green 
 with age and moss-grown, stood a pidluresque old 
 winch above the water well. What dear old tumbled- 
 down barns 1 came across whose timbers, bent with 
 age, had sheltered many crops. All situated in a 
 well-wooded valley where the simple rattle of a milk 
 pail is fairy music and the tune of whistling farm lad 
 is that of the magic flute. I took a path that led me 
 across the grass-grown railway and past more cottages. 
 I ascended the other side of the valley until I looked 
 down upon the sodden trees. 
 
 Presently I returned to the town and walked to the 
 end of one of the jetties. For a mile the surf was 
 stained with the black and filthy waters of the har- 
 bour, for the sluicing had lately been performed. It 
 was a desolate scene and the sea looked savage, and the 
 distant figures of returning shrimpers upon the beach 
 served but to emphasise the loneliness of the coast 
 and the unwelcoming height of the sheer white cliffs. 
 
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 XV St. Valery-en-Caux 
 
 I dined at a little cafe in the market square, for I 
 was out of love with my own cooking ; moreover I 
 had decided to sample the round of pleasure at the 
 casino, and I must prepare myself with a good meal 
 and a bottle of wine. At the cafe Madame played 
 draughts with one of her customers amid wild en- 
 thusiasm from the onlookers. What simple lives 
 these people lead, how happy they are. Is it, 1 wonder, 
 because they are so enthusiastic t 
 
 For I franc 50 centimes 1 was allowed to make the 
 turnstile click and enter the casino, see the gaming, 
 and listen to the concert. 
 
 The wild pleasures I had expelled to find were in 
 reality about as full of gaiety as the joys of a tin chapel 
 on a rainy afternoon. 
 
 Nowhere have I seen such a fine colleftion of 
 rather well-to-do old ladies as I saw listening to the 
 string band whose efforts entirely filled the pro- 
 gramme ; nowhere such plain young ladies. I met 
 here the portly person whom 1 had nearly mistaken 
 for an Englishman. I mentioned this fact about the 
 young ladies, and he hastened to explain that the 
 French ladies seldom ventured out in rainy weather, 
 but if they did, they wore most " frumpy clothes." 
 I thought of our tailor-made girls at home, and — well, 
 I was glad I was an Englishman. 
 
 Presently the band stopped its tortures and the 
 
 whole crowd arose and strolled into the gaming salon, 
 
 for all the world like the letting out of church. 
 
 There seemed to be no life in the place. Even the 
 
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 petits chevaux excited no interest ; and, despite the 
 frantic whippings the Httle jockeys were giving their 
 steeds, these occasionally stopped their circular race 
 and remained idle, until a casual franc thrown upon 
 the table started them off again. " '^en tie va plus^' 
 for tenpence. 
 
 Presently I began to weigh the casino and my bunk 
 in the balance, and the bunk won. 
 
 Directly I stepped aboard the deck of the ship to 
 get aboard the yacht, there was a fierce growl and the 
 ship's dog flew at me. Luckily he recognised my 
 voice, for when I spoke to him, he quieted down and 
 wagged his tail. It was rather a startling experience ; 
 and, but for the intelligence of the animal, one which 
 might have been distinctly unpleasant. 
 
 The following morning I had intended going to 
 Veules, but I could not spare the time that would be 
 wasted on the journey, there being no means of getting 
 there save by private conveyance or by an omnibus. 
 I understand it is a charming little place of a some- 
 what superior class. It is a modest bathing-place, 
 full of propriety, and it is visited by many refined 
 English families annually. It has a casino and bath- 
 ing establishment. Veules-le-roses, as it is called, is 
 in summer-time a paradise of blossoms and delicate 
 scent. 
 
 I paid my respects to the old harbour-master and 
 arranged about leaving the dock. The two French 
 yachts were going out of dock by the same tide. 
 These were working to the dock-gates. I got my 
 
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 sails up, for in spite of the fluky head wind it would 
 be easier for me, being single-handed, to sail out. I 
 gave them plenty of time to get through, but they 
 were so slow about it, that I had to turn tail and sail 
 up again. This annoyed the harbour-master, and 
 when I got caught aback after one of his men had 
 failed to catch the line I threw, he fairly shrieked at 
 me, and ordered the bridge to be closed. I thought 
 he was going to shut the dock-gates also and keep me 
 there ; the waste of time this would mean appalled 
 me. I begged of him not to shut me in, and whether 
 my appeal influenced him or not, he shouted, " You 
 wait some time, you English are a great pig-head 
 always." However, I was through about fifteen 
 minutes later. The two yachts had not ventured out, 
 and indeed I was rather glad I had a reef down when 
 I saw the sea outside. One of them shouted to me 
 in English, " We not go. Too much plenty vind. 
 You will get very wet." 
 
 They walked along the quay, keeping with me as I 
 slowly tacked out of the narrow harbour. I got into 
 my oily, prepared for a dousing as I crossed the bar, 
 but the going was quite comfortable, and before I got 
 out of sight of the crowd upon the jetty, I took off 
 my oily and let the boat sail by herself while I shook 
 out the reef. 
 
 I think a place that can appeal to one in wet 
 weather is worth revisiting, and I hope to go to St. 
 Valery-en-Caux again. 
 
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 CHAPTER XVI 
 
 St. Valery-en-Caux to Le Havre 
 passing Fecamp and Etretat 
 
 aAugust i^rd. — By 11.30 a.m. I had cleared the piers 
 intending to put in at Fecamp, but, once outside, I 
 was bowHng along at such a rate that it seemed too 
 good a wind to waste ; moreover I could lay the 
 course, and once round Cape d'Antifer, where the 
 coast takes a sharp bend, I should have the wind aft. 
 
 Forty miles seemed a long stretch, but if only the 
 wind lasted it would be possible to do it, and catch 
 the tide from Cape La Heve to Le Havre. If I failed 
 from lack of wind it would only mean a night out at 
 sea ; and a night at sea with little wind is as comfort- 
 able and safe as being in port, if one can find a shoal 
 to anchor on. 
 
 Passing along the coast, quite near in, afforded a 
 feast of beautiful cliff scenery. The earth is a bril- 
 liant red hereabouts, and where the rain has carried it 
 down the sides of the cliffs it has a curious effedl. 
 The strata in many places appear from the sea to look 
 like the regular seams of masonry, so level are the 
 layers and so evenly are they placed. This curious 
 
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 bit of Nature's handiwork is first seen upon the cliffs 
 near Fecamp which end abruptly with Fagnet Point. 
 
 This towering cliff rises sheer from the rocks at its 
 feet, as though Father Time had cut it with a saw, 
 and borrowed a builder's plumb-line to test his handi- 
 work. At the top of this great mass are the Church 
 of Notre-Dame du Salut and a disused lighthouse. 
 The two jetties and some vessels entering were all that 
 one could see of Fecamp from here. Soon, however, 
 from behind the cliff, the town came into view ; then 
 the cliff looked totally different, for now its white 
 side sloped gently towards the town, which is situated 
 in a wide valley. What a pleasure it was to have 
 a slant and bowl along at such a fine rate of speed as 
 I was making off Fecamp. 
 
 In the distance ahead could be seen the curious cliff 
 of Etretat. Hereabouts the scenery is so strange that 
 one might well be excused for allowing superstitious 
 awe to fill one. What effect it has from the land I 
 know not, but to sail along this bit of coast is most 
 uncanny. One would not be surprised at being be- 
 witched by some fairy barque, or at being carried off 
 into one of the many caverns by mermaids. What a 
 background it would be for a representation of Perseus 
 rescuing Andromeda. 
 
 How the huge dragon would delight in the rocks 
 and caves, the deep caverns and the deeps below. 
 One expedls to find the Titan chained to the heights 
 three hundred feet above. Upon such ashore Danae 
 and her babe were doubtless cast, and into such places 
 
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 as this little bay of Etretat boldly sailed the Argonauts. 
 No coasts could have a stranger distinction, and whilst 
 such mythical superstition is suggested by its weird 
 appearance, is it to be wondered that strange tales are 
 woven round it ? 
 
 First let me describe the scene. Then I will tell 
 its fairy tales. 
 
 From the sea little Etretat is lost in the huge masses 
 about it ; tucked away in a little square bay, one 
 would not think it was a distinctly fashionable sea 
 bathing-place, nevertheless such it is ; and since the 
 writings of Alphonse Karr gave it a reputation, it is 
 replete with a fine casino and all that goes to make 
 a modern watering-place. Upon the right hand look- 
 ing from the sea is a huge cliff. Upon its extreme 
 top, and immediately above the sea, is a castle ; but to 
 be truthful this is a sham affair placed there for effeCt. 
 At the foot of this cliff is the Porte d'Aval, a huge 
 archway in the rock, and beyond, sticking out of the 
 sea to a height of 200 feet sheer, is the isolated rock 
 L'Aiguille d'Etretat, which has the appearance of a 
 somewhat battered sugar-loaf Farther to the right 
 is a larger chasm, called La Manneporte. Upon the 
 left-hand side of the bay there is another cliff, the 
 Falaise d'Amont, in whose side steps are cut, so that 
 another archway, the Porte d'Amont, maybe reachedat 
 low water. In this cliff there is another path which 
 leads to the shore down a short tunnel and thence by 
 an iron ladder, but they say it is impassable for ladies. 
 
 In one of these cliffs is La Chambre des Demoiselles,
 
 
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 the scene of one of the stories, for the ancient legend has 
 it that three beautiful sisters were carried off by a knight 
 of Filleville, who shut them up therein. This gentle- 
 man, who had, apparently, a fine taste in many things, 
 offered each of them in turn his love, his ox, and his 
 ass, and all that was his, but his persuasive powers 
 were not as great as his faculty for aptly " letting the 
 punishment fit the crime," for the maids would have 
 none of him, and refusing to yield to his threats, he 
 placed them in a barrel lined with spikes, and rolled 
 them over the cliff where their spirits still float about 
 in the evening when the moon and the wind are in 
 the right quarter — the natives, however, hasten to tell 
 you that the apparitions are quite harmless. 
 
 At the end of another cliff is La Roche de Sainte 
 Olive. There is a hidden spring in this rock where 
 a poor woman of that name, busy with her washing, 
 was surrounded by pirates, and being about to be 
 carried off by them, she vowed a chapel, should God 
 in His mercy deliver her from their hands ; and God 
 in His mercy caused a great wind to come, which 
 drove the boats of the pirates to sea. 
 
 I could have wished the washerwoman were a 
 beautiful princess, but the story would perhaps then 
 not have contained such a sense of truth. 
 
 I sailed close inshore, for it was a feast of strange 
 coast, such as I had never seen before. 
 
 In my endeavour to keep near in, I had forgotten 
 the great eddy, named by local mariners the Hardiers, 
 and soon I was tossing and tumbling in its grip, for 
 
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 the steep waves that it causes extend for a mile out 
 to sea. I made slow progress through this boil of 
 sea, the now light wind being shaken out of my sails. 
 
 However, presently clear of this eddy, I was gliding 
 along the edge of bluff Cape d'Antifer, whose light- 
 house, towering 394 feet above,can, in clear weather, be 
 seen from a distance of twenty-seven miles seawards. 
 
 The sun was pouring its warm rays upon this huge 
 height, and the blue shadows under its projections 
 caught reflections of light from the waves below, the 
 sea-birds, looking like little white powder specks, flew 
 lazily past its brown sides, and their blue shadows 
 followed them along its surface. There was a gentle 
 murmur of surf, and I could hear the voices of some 
 people who were upon the top of the cliff above. 
 What a little affair my craft would appear to them 
 as they gazed upon her, set in the wide expanse of 
 sea that would be spread before them. 
 
 I had very little wind, the water was like oil, and 
 the sails hung limp. From here the coast consists 
 of earth-cliffs unvarying in height and extending in 
 an almost unbroken straight line with scarcely a sign 
 of human habitation anywhere. Indeed so mono- 
 tonous was this long stretch of ugly coast that I 
 seemed to be spending years in creeping past it. At 
 last Cape La Heve hove in sight, and beyond was 
 the mouth of the Seine. Still farther in the distance 
 a thin fawn-coloured haziness was the high land 
 near Trouville. Ships were making for Le Havre. 
 Out seawards the whistle buoy was groaning. The 
 
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 bright day was fading as I rounded the headland, 
 and Le Havre came in sight. 
 
 I picked up the Seine tide just in time ; it took 
 me very slowly into the harbour, and the red light 
 of the entrance flashed upon my sails in glowing 
 welcome at 8 p.m. 
 
 Beyond this, the many lights of moving ships and 
 those of the town were a confused mass of sparkles. 
 Big ships and steamers were coming and going, for 
 Le Havre is France's second port. I drifted up the 
 Avant Port. 
 
 The wind had gone completely ; the water, dis- 
 turbed only by the passing steamers, reflected the 
 brightly illuminated shops and cafes upon the quay 
 in wriggly streaks. I was too tired to ship the oars, 
 and not knowing where to bring up I let her drift 
 towards a mass of rowing-boats and iishing-crafts 
 that were moored under the shadow of the quay. 
 At last I saw a man in a boat ; he was no sailorman, 
 and so useless, but the inquiries I made attrafted the 
 attention of two men upon the quay and soon they 
 were rowing towards me. Then one of them caught 
 hold of a line and towed the yacht, whilst the other 
 took the tiller. Thus we headed farther up the 
 Avant Port, and, turning to the left, brought up near 
 the entrance of the Basin du Roi. 
 
 Here I had to wait until it was time to open the 
 dock-gates, the two men, with odd little winks and 
 cautionary remarks, began to stow every bit of loose 
 gear, so that the dock thieves would have difficulty 
 
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 in removing it. The elder of the two seemed to 
 take quite a paternal interest in me, he would not 
 let me do a thing for myself, and I believe if he had 
 had his own way about it he would have tubbed me. 
 
 Soon the arc lights upon the tall standards near 
 the dock-gates belched their flaring gleams, and the 
 gates opened. A big steam yacht with a large cutter 
 yacht in tow came slowly out, and a small steam 
 tramp entered afterwards, from whom we stole a tow 
 through. Then I found that the two men had 
 seledied as good a berth for me as I need wish for — 
 warped alongside one of the big pilot boats. 
 
 I was glad to step ashore once more, and over a 
 drink at a cafe near by I settled with the men for 
 three francs. Not a big charge for towing the yacht 
 about half a mile and relieving me of the work of 
 stowing, and of cooking a meal. 
 
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 CHAPTER XVII 
 
 Le Havre and Harfleur 
 
 How the personality of Francois I permeates the 
 
 history of the places upon this coast ! But for him, 
 
 Le Havre might still have been the mere appendage 
 
 of a chapel of Notre-Dame-de-Grace, which was 
 
 founded by Louis XII in 1509. Its name then was 
 
 Havre-de-Grace. Fran9ois, however, recognising its 
 
 advantageous position, fortified it in 15 16, since when 
 
 its harbour grew and grew in importance, until now 
 
 it is regarded as the second port of France. In 1545 
 
 he assembled here a fleet of 176 ships for the purpose 
 
 of attacking England. His efforts were concentrated 
 
 upon the Isle of Wight, but the attack was ignom- 
 
 iniously repulsed. Seventeen years later the town was 
 
 occupied by the English for a short while. Under 
 
 Richelieu and Colbert the town rapidly grew, and as 
 
 a port its increasing commerce raised the jealousy of 
 
 the English, who, in 1694, made a determined attack 
 
 upon the town ; but they failed to effeft their designs, 
 
 and this new rival of English commerce went on 
 
 increasing in size and importance. However, the 
 
 shipping of Havre suffered greatly at the hands of the 
 
 English during a long period. Le Havre was the 
 
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 scene of the capture, in 1796, of Admiral Sir Sidney 
 Smith, who was taken prisoner whilst attempting to 
 capture a French vessel under the very muzzles of 
 the guns of the citadel. 
 
 Its history thus dates as comparatively recent, and 
 the principal part of it being commercial, people are 
 wont to speak disrespe6lfully of Le Havre, which 
 after all is a very beautiful place, in spite of its ugly 
 docks and the commercial aspect portions of it have. 
 However, nobody will find it so interesting as to agree 
 with Casimir Delavigne, who said, " Apres Constanti- 
 nople^ il n'est rien d'aussi beau.^'' 
 
 Doubtless he thought only of the extensive view 
 which is to be had from the heights of Ingouville, 
 reached nowadays by cable railway. From here can 
 be seen the alluring circle of the Seine and the sea, 
 the distant hills beyond Trouville and Honfleur ; and 
 nearer, the town portioned by its beautiful boule- 
 vards, the docks, the fortifications, the ships, and the 
 many fishing-boats — all of which help to make a very 
 fine panorama. Indeed Balzac, in Modeste Mignon^ 
 says, " Ingouville est au Havre ce que Montmartre est a 
 'Paris'' The view should, if possible, be seen at 
 sunset, and when the lights of Trouville begin to 
 glitter at the other side of the bay. 
 
 My early impression of Le Havre was that its 
 boulevards smacked of Paris and its outskirts of 
 Sheerness. This was before I had ascended to the 
 higher suburbs where the better class and wealthy 
 portions of the population reside, whose houses com- 
 
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 mand the view just described. I have heard some 
 people say Le Havre is all docks, " smelly " streets, 
 and low music halls. I have heard others say that it 
 is the least pleasurable place in the world. This last 
 is perhaps true, for those who must have gay casinos 
 and that kind of entertainment, for which one has to 
 pay, will find it slow. Havre is a workaday place, 
 and its attempts to turn itself into a popular watering- 
 place would seem to have failed. The casinos are as 
 dull as I found the one at St. Valery-en-Caux. There 
 are two theatres. The Grand in the Place Gambetta 
 and The Cirque in the Boulevard Strasbourg ; and 
 there is a music hall (cafe-concert). The Folies Bergere, 
 in the Rue Lemaitre. Then there is the wretched 
 Grande Brasserie Nationale in the Rue de Paris where 
 you have entre libre and are charged fourpence for a 
 bock. Where, should you arrive as I did at the hour 
 appointed for the commencement of the entertain- 
 ment, you will do wrong ; it seems half-an-hour is 
 not an objeftionable length of time to keep the audi- 
 ence waiting. One might, of course, expert such an 
 entertainment to be vulgar, but it was worse — the 
 vulgarities had no sort of technique : they belonged 
 to neither class nor nation. I have been in similar 
 places in England where under the singing licence 
 this form of entertainment is provided at the low 
 " pubs " of certain garrison towns, pro bono " Tommy 
 Atkins," but nowhere have I felt such lack of inte- 
 rest. Perhaps I ought to have waited a little longer 
 
 than the two or three turns I listened to, but I really 
 
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 couldn't. I don't know the qualities of the other 
 places of amusement, but even if they are of the best 
 they would not make Le Havre an amusing town in 
 this sense. 
 
 Look upon it as having a population of 132,430 
 souls, and think of the 6,242 vessels, from the largest 
 liner to the mere coasting schooner, which upon an 
 average enter the port annually. Look at those mus- 
 cular dockers, watch them pouring homeward, think 
 of all the other workers that ships bring in their train, 
 and you will find Le Havre magnificent. That is the 
 point of view from which the town should be seen, 
 and the best entertainment it can ever give is the sight 
 of a people doing its daily round. 
 
 If you are trafficking in experiences and probing into 
 chara6lers as I was, you will enter, say, at 4 a.m. any 
 one of the many cafes which are about the quays of 
 the docks ; you will find Monsieur agreeable, and, 
 because he has that breadth of view which never per- 
 mitted him to hesitate about so trifling a matter as 
 the robbing of a drunken sailor, you will not hate him. 
 The hag who enters into the conversation — be sure 
 her intentions towards you are not all they seem. 
 Just as the pi6ture postcards which she first shows you 
 are harmless, the piece de resistance finally exposed will 
 disgust you. You will take both cafe noir and cognac 
 separately ; and, if the latter is not to your liking, 
 which, of course, you will not let it be, at that hour. 
 Monsieur will either have no further interest in 
 
 you, or the game will be thrown up ; he will 
 
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 puzzle over your patchy French, and you may learn 
 much. 
 
 However like those of Paris the boulevards of Le 
 Havre may be by day, their effeft by night is totally 
 different ; you will find none of that sparkle of colour, 
 that Chinese-lantern-like glow, of Paris by night. The 
 streets are sombre then, and from away in the distance, 
 the flashes of La Heve lighthouse striping the sky 
 above the housetops, serve only to enforce this effedt. 
 One wonders what Le Havre does with itself at night. 
 
 Its shops are good in places, but those of the Rue 
 de Paris (which I suppose is the principal shopping 
 street) are very tawdry. No doubt the ladies run over 
 to Trouville for their chic hats and the latest thing in 
 frocks. 
 
 The Rue de Paris leads into the Place Gambetta, 
 where are statues erected to the memory of St. Pierre, 
 author of " Paul and Virginia," and Casimir Dela- 
 vigne, the dramatist, both of whom were natives of 
 Le Havre. From this square can be seen one of the 
 most elegant effefts. There, towering apparently out 
 of the very square itself, are huge steam yachts and 
 the tall masts of big sailing yachts gleaming in the 
 sunshine ; and some you will see airing their sails, the 
 huge spread of beautiful clean canvas showing upon 
 a background of the white houses which fringe the 
 Bassin du Commerce, where yachts always lie. Such 
 elegant patterns do these houses make, with their 
 chimneys and waterspouts, their shuttered windows 
 and their irregularity of parallel lines, that, together 
 
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 with the glitter of brass-work, the gleam of white 
 paint, and the rich glow of the polished mahogany of 
 the yachts, one could not wish to see a finer effedl. 
 
 I was gazing at these yachts when I became con- 
 scious that some one was addressing me from the deck 
 of a yacht of about thirty tons, which had the blue 
 ensign at her taffrail. It was the skipper who was 
 hailing me, as he sat in his shirt sleeves comfortably 
 sunning himself in a deck-chair. 
 
 " Is that your little yacht in the next dock ? " he 
 asked. 
 
 " Yes," I replied. " How long have you been here ? " 
 
 " Three weeks," he answered. " Where did you 
 come from ? " 
 
 " London," I said, wondering how long this volley 
 of questions and answers was going to last. 
 
 " You ought to tell your hand to stop aboard her 
 when you're away," he cautioned ; and when I ex- 
 plained that I had no hand he exclaimed, " What ! 
 You've come here alone ? " (a pause) " 'Ere, I'll tell 
 you what you are, you're one of them suicidal maniacs. 
 I'd 'ave all of you locked up." His face then assumed 
 an expression calculated to represent scathing sarcasm, 
 and in his apparent wrath he even arose from his 
 sprawling attitude upon the deck-chair as he added, 
 " I suppose you're going to write a book about it — 
 ' All the way from London in a small yacht.' Are 
 you going to have her taken back by steamer ? " 
 
 " No, I'm not," I answered. " But I'll tell you 
 this, I should never have got here if I'd had you 
 
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 with me," and we parted as he shouted after me " No, 
 you wouldn't ; I'll give you my word about that." 
 
 He was so amusingly excellent — as a specimen of 
 the paid hand — that I felt no anger at his imperti- 
 nence. And who could blame him for holding such 
 views about people who sail their own boats .? Who 
 could blame him for sitting there sunning himself? 
 And though such a man, should he find himself aboard 
 a tea-clipper, would probably die of a broken heart 
 before he rounded the Horn, one must remember 
 that probably his owner likes to sail when skies are 
 blue, and prefers him to have a cautious rather than 
 a sporting disposition. 
 
 It is, of course, not to be supposed that paid hands 
 are all alike ; there are some who really are sportsmen 
 in spite of the fact that they are paid, and in many 
 cases men are spoilt by their owners. It is not every 
 owner of a yacht that has the courage to make his 
 skipper put to sea against his advice. I know of one 
 instance, however, where an East Coast owner of a 52- 
 footer met the objeftions of his crew by ordering them 
 at once tO' sea (he was his own skipper), and he kept 
 them beating about the North Sea in half a gale of 
 wind for a week under storm trysail. That licked his 
 crew into shape, and no vessel was raced more success- 
 fully, and he had less hands aboard than those of the 
 other boats of the class. It requires a lot of courage 
 to do a thing like that, and few owners would relish 
 the wildness of such a week ; but if owners were even 
 a little more like this they would have fewer complaints 
 
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 to make about their crews, and big yachts would not 
 fear to face what little ones go through, especially 
 those little ones that are skippered by their owners. 
 
 I continued my stroll through the streets until I 
 came to the Public Gardens of the Place Hotel de 
 Ville, in the shade of which the town-folk sit, and 
 where stout nursemaids were flirting (as always) with 
 those of the culotte rouge. Pleasant little flecks of sun- 
 shine were scattered over them, like golden tinselled 
 tapestry, until it became a game of hide-and-seek to 
 find the fafts of the scene. 
 
 The rattling, tooting trams of the Rue Strasbourg 
 reminded me that I had promised myself a tram ride 
 to Harfleur, to see the old town. Long before Le 
 Havre was dreamed of it was a considerable port, 
 which flourished until quite recently, and whose 
 harbour is now silted up by the deposits of the Legarde. 
 I also wanted to see the Tancarville Canal, where 
 ships save themselves the encounter with the barre 
 of the Seine, and where, with a fair wind, they sail 
 to all appearances upon dry land. I imagined 
 there would be a good pi6lure to be got out of its 
 vicinity. 
 
 Havre is well served with trams, and its suburbs 
 may be reached in this way. The tram for Harfleur 
 starts from near the station. I jumped aboard and 
 was whisked along through narrow and very squalid 
 streets, until the route began to rise and fall in a 
 series of hills and dales and the country opened a little. 
 One catches sight here and there of the wooded cliffs 
 
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 that were once washed by the sea, and are now two 
 miles or so inland. 
 
 Presently the conductor touched me upon the 
 shoulder, exclaimed ''''Harjieur ^Monsieur ! " and I found 
 myself walking through the somewhat uninteresting 
 streets, until presently I came across a bridge over a 
 little stream. Its course showed no indication of the 
 nearness of bulrushed banks, for it washed along the 
 sides of houses hereabouts. However, a narrow street 
 running parallel to it led me to where the stream 
 suddenly left the town and flowed by grassy banks 
 where willow bush and wild foxglove fringed its clear 
 waters. Little bungalows were built along the stream. 
 Some of these, the more modern ones especially, were 
 remarkable for most awful " new art " architefture. 
 They were mostly faced with cement, and this was 
 moulded in high relief in representation of trees 
 growing upon the walls ; the corners were supported 
 by these hideous representations in a stupid mixture 
 of treatment, realism being united with the pure con- 
 ventionality of decoration in a really terrible disregard 
 for taste. 
 
 I had evidently dropped upon the Upper Thames 
 of Le Havre, for skiffs were moored to the little land- 
 ing-stages, just in our up-river fashion. Small sailing- 
 boats were there, and a sailing club. Here was an 
 ideal little place for rowing men, with a streamless 
 pull all the way to Tancarville and back. 
 
 I walked along the banks until I came to a square 
 surrounded by trees, in the centre of which stood a 
 
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 statue, which represents Grouchy. I think I have 
 never seen such a fearfully bad piece of work. The 
 head is about two sizes too big for the body and the 
 attitude is awful. He wields a sword, and the whole 
 is so ridiculous that it suggests that Grouchy is taking 
 careful aim before slashing down, with one fell 
 " swipe," the surrounding trees. Pursuing my walk 
 along the bank I presently came to a wider waterway, 
 and this was the Tancarville Canal. I was dis- 
 appointed with it. I had expected a kind of effect 
 such as one gets at Rye in Sussex. But here the 
 reclaimed land was made ugly by the market gardens, 
 and but for the long perspe6tive of wooded cliffs, 
 stretching away until they were lost in the leaden 
 atmosphere, the sense of distance which flat lands 
 usually convey would have been lost. 
 
 The jerry-builder is ramming up rows of houses 
 in this district, and no doubt the crumbly perspeftives 
 of nature will soon give place to the severer ones of 
 bricks and mortar. 
 
 The tram in which I returned to Havre was filled 
 with the returning workers ; they carried curious 
 trowels and strange carpentry tools, but in all else 
 save their language they were like our English workers, 
 and as full of chaff and humour. 
 
 Back in Havre the streets were streaming with 
 school children. All were dressed in their very best, 
 for the schools had broken up, and they were return- 
 ing from the prize-giving, laden with book prizes, 
 with gold emblazoned scarlet covers ; some had large 
 
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 piles of them, but no child carried less than one prize, 
 which said much for the generosity of the State. 
 Proud mothers, beaming grandmammas, happy aunts, 
 and grown-up sisters and cousins. This was evi- 
 dently as great a day for them as it was for the little 
 ones. 
 
 The weather had been delightful throughout the 
 day, a continuous blaze of sunshine had shed its 
 warming glow ; and as I was doing justice to an 
 excellent dinner whilst sitting outside one of the 
 cafes in the Rue Strasbourg, the sun set, rosy and in 
 peace. That softening haze, which bespoke little 
 wind for the morrow, was mystifying the long boule- 
 vard, and as the raw lights of the kiosks, the street- 
 lamps, and those of the tramcars broke through the 
 gathering twilight, I pondered on the momentous 
 question as to whether or not I should get out of 
 dock at midnight. Should I sail to Trouville, or go 
 by the steamer across the Seine in the morning .? 
 There was no wind, my boat was safe where she was, 
 and as the steamer trip had everything in its favour, 
 I decided upon the steamer. 
 
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 CHAPTER XVIII 
 
 Crossing the Seine, and a descrip- 
 tion of the Bore 
 
 The next morning I stepped aboard the paddle- 
 steamer, Le Touques, which plies four times daily 
 between Le Havre and Trouville. 
 
 Le Havre is well served with steamer trips ; and 
 the excellent one made aboard the Felix Faure to 
 Rouen should be done by all who have the oppor- 
 tunity, for the beauty of the Seine is remarkable. 
 
 An English-racing yacht, one of the 52-footers 
 which had gone out of dock the night before, was 
 sailing down the port whilst the steamer waited 
 for passengers. Her spotless canvas, through which 
 the sun glowed, made a beautiful picture as she 
 threaded her way to sea. 
 
 There were many smart people aboard the steamer, 
 but I couldn't help noticing the " style " of the tailor- 
 made English girl with the green jersey and the 
 " Burberry " hat in favourable comparison with the 
 betuckered, untravelling-like dresses of the French- 
 women. 
 
 The sea was like a duck-pond. It was scattered 
 
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 xviii Crossing the Seine 
 
 with crowds of fishing-boats, above which the tall 
 sails of the racing yacht towered tremendously. 
 
 The mouth of the Seine is choked with sand, and 
 in this, though in a much more extensive degree, it 
 resembles the estuary of the Thames. Swift though 
 the tides may run in the Thames, they are far swifter 
 in the Seine, and this river is pestered with an alarm- 
 ing bore such as is to be found upon the Trent and 
 the Severn in England, though the rush of water is 
 in these two rivers nothing compared with that of 
 the Seine. 
 
 This bore is well described in the Admiralty Sail- 
 ing Dire6tions, which portly volume tells us that 
 " the Bore, called by the French Mascaret or Barre^ 
 occurs almost invariably every spring-tide, and is 
 especially strong about the time of the equinoxes, or 
 with high spring-tides from any cause ; it is highest 
 with easterly winds and lowest with those from the 
 westward, and as the wave frequently breaks in shoal- 
 water, small decked craft unable to avoid it should be 
 battened down or they will invariably be swamped. 
 
 " Let us suppose that this phenomenon is about to 
 occur. An observer stationed at Rille lighthouse a 
 few minutes before low water, springs, and looking 
 towards the estuary, would see the bay laid dry as far 
 as the eye could reach, except where the river, flow- 
 ing in the direction of Honfleur, covered a breadth of 
 some hundred yards between banks of muddy sand. 
 
 " The ebb-stream is still running from two to three 
 knots, but its speed slackens suddenly, and at the same 
 
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 time a slight surf is seen at a distance against the out- 
 Hne of the banks ; its noise is heard and the water 
 invades the uncovered places very rapidly. An 
 irregular swell (for it subsides here and there) ascends 
 the channel, inclining each buoy in succession and 
 marking the course of the flood-stream which has 
 thus suddenly set in. It penetrates the embanked 
 part of the river ; its triple or quadruple undulation 
 becomes immediately more marked ; the level rises 
 visibly ; the north dyke is fringed with foam. A 
 moment after, on its passage to La Roque and after- 
 wards to Radicatel, waves break, especially near the 
 right bank. Along the left bank there is scarcely 
 any agitation. The boats of Tancarville and Quille- 
 bceuf may be seen resting on their oars, bows on to 
 the approaching swell ; they rise to it, turn about 
 when it has passed, and descend with the stream ; in 
 this manner boats in that part of the river take the 
 flood ; without that precaution they would be cap- 
 sized. 
 
 " From Quillebceuf, looking in the direction of 
 Radicatel, the river is broken water right across, the 
 water breaking much more heavily against the right 
 bank than the other, doubtless on account of the bend 
 as the waves rush upon it obliquely and cover the 
 platform of the dyke with their spray. The mass 
 of water reaches Quillebceuf before the agitation of 
 which we speak is at an end at Rille, and it lasts some 
 minutes longer, calm not being restored until the Bore 
 
 is near the bend of Vieuxport. 
 
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 " On the arrival of the Bore at Quilleboeuf, its 
 height, which increases, may be seven or eight feet ; 
 that is to say, there is that difference of level between 
 low water and that of the flood which rushes up-stream 
 in this torrent ; so that a boat in front would see 
 before it a liquid wall approaching and capable of 
 engulfing it. The waves come on in the form of a 
 crescent, concave towards up-stream, and its two points 
 breaking furiously along the banks. Another wave 
 follows at about two hundred yards, then a third, 
 and a fourth. Then appear the Eteii/es, silent waves 
 of a very dangerous charafter, up to, it is said, six- 
 teen feet in height, but subsiding heavily as soon as 
 formed. This state of confusion past, the river flows 
 steadily on ; the level does not rise more than an 
 additional three feet, although the rate of the stream 
 increases to seven knots and more. From the first 
 appearance of the Bore until calm is restored after 
 its passage up the river, not more than a quarter of 
 an hour elapses. 
 
 "The Bore issometimesstill higher and more curious 
 at the foot of St. Leonard. It would be very impru- 
 dent for any small vessel to be caught in these parts. 
 It subsides very remarkably at La Corvette, where 
 ships, which on account of their draught have not 
 been able to put to sea, await it at anchor ready for 
 weighing and swung to the ebb, for there is no slack 
 water, the ebb ceasing only with the flood, the chain 
 ready to be slipped at a moment's notice. Each vessel 
 
 at the proper moment sets the engines going astern. 
 
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 Notwithstanding this, the vessel runs ahead and com- 
 mences swinging, the propeller being then used to 
 avoid the banks. Steam-vessels getting under weigh 
 before the Bore, so as to receive it head-on, should 
 meet it at slow speed, plunging into the waves. Sail- 
 ing vessels in tow meet it in this manner with a great 
 length of tow-line. 
 
 " Continuing its course up-stream, the Bore passes 
 abreast of Des Flaques with the same violence as at 
 St. Leonard, and calms down in the deep waters of 
 the anchorage of La Courbe ; a little farther on, how- 
 ever, upon the Traverse, it breaks out afresh from one 
 bank to the other. From Villequier it may be seen 
 white with foam, the tide running furiously, leaping 
 up the banks, dragging and submerging everything 
 in its passage. The roar of the approaching Bore 
 is heard from a great distance ; at Villequier, it has 
 been distinctly heard at night on reaching Aizier, six 
 miles distant. 
 
 " At Villequier, boats moor near the lighthouse 
 under shelter of a rocky submarine point, behind 
 which the water is relatively calm for a small space. 
 But in heavy Bores they should descend as far as 
 Courbe. The boats of Caudebec shelter as well as 
 they can at the Dos d'Ane (Ass's Back). The ap- 
 pearance of the Bore is particularly attractive at 
 Caudebec as the waves, coming on obliquely, as at 
 Radicatel, on account of the very decided concavity 
 of the bank, only display the greater vigour, and the 
 water recoiling adds to the disorder. Tourists come 
 
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 here in crowds to view the scene, especially at equi- 
 noctial tides. 
 
 " At La Mailleraye, three miles and a half higher, 
 the Bore loses much of its force owing to the bank 
 Les Meules, which produces a situation differing 
 entirely from the localities farther up-stream by the 
 obstacle which it raises to the retreat of the waters. 
 It may be said that La Piette is the ordinary up- 
 stream limit of the Bore, as beyond that it usually 
 becomes only an undulation of greater or less height, 
 according to the bottom over which it passes. At 
 Duclair it is generally possible for a vessel to remain 
 at the wharf; and finally, at Rouen, the arrival of the 
 undulation only manifests itself, as a rule, by a move- 
 ment, more or less pronounced, of the vessels moored 
 along the quays. 
 
 " It had been hoped that the great improvements 
 effected by the embankments and the deepening of the 
 Seine would have either destroyed the Bore or reduced 
 to a nullity its effefts ; and, indeed, it was for some 
 time currently reported that such had been the case. 
 Unfortunately, time has shown that these hopes have 
 not been verified, though the works have certainly 
 effected some slight modification. The latest informa- 
 tion (1896) shows that the Bore is almost, if not 
 quite, as strong as ever in the lower regions, and as 
 a consequence of the deepening, is certainly stronger 
 than before in the upper part, and notably so at Rouen, 
 where, quite recently, steamers have been known to 
 break adrift from their lashings alongside the quays. 
 
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 " Between the mouth of the Seine and Rouen, the 
 following may be taken as approximately the height 
 of the Bore, or tidal wave, at places from fifteen to 
 twenty miles apart : — 
 
 At QuillebcEuf — strong springs, 7 to 8 feet ; 
 
 weak springs, 4 feet. 
 At Caudebec — strong springs, 7 to 8 feet ; weak 
 
 springs, 4 feet. 
 At Duclair — strong springs, 2 to 4 feet ; weak 
 
 springs, i foot. 
 At Rouen — strong springs, 2 feet ; weak springs, 
 
 nil. 
 
 " These figures refer to the height of the waves 
 alongside the quays or banks, for it has been observed 
 in mid-channel, where the resistance to its progress is 
 less, the height of the wave also is less." 
 
 From the entrance of the river Dives to the hill 
 of Notre-Dame-de-Grace which commands the town 
 of Honfleur, the left bank of the estuary of the Seine 
 is bordered by high hills which end abruptly towards 
 the sea in cliffs of brown clay or stone, and there are 
 many large landslips, but in front of three valleys the 
 shore is low and sandy. 
 
 The widest of these valleys is that through which 
 the little river Touques trickles to the sea. 
 
 This valley is two miles wide at the sea, and the 
 
 town of Trouville, together with its suburb Deauville, 
 
 occupies this space and scatters its many villas about 
 
 the wooded hills which slope to the sea. Trouville 
 
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 has a very pretty effed: from the sea, and should you 
 be no nearer than a couple of miles its happy air of 
 platsance is noticeable, like the scent of some wild 
 rose-bush which floats across a woodland stream. 
 
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 CHAPTER XIX 
 
 TrouvIUe 
 
 There were many fluttering handkerchiefs and waving 
 parasols upon the jetties as the steamer churned up 
 to the landing-stage — handkerchiefs of delicate lace, 
 parasols like silken spider webs of gay colour. Could 
 a welcome more charafteristic of a place be given. 
 Trouville is all flutter — flutter of lace, flutter of flags, 
 flutter of life, and what isn't is frou-frou of skirt 
 and shimmer of silk. Here the " creation " born in 
 Paris " comes out." Be sure the last word in summer 
 clothes is spoken always for the first time at Trou- 
 ville. 
 
 Trouville and history seem as far apart as the two 
 poles, and in truth there is little to tell ; and though 
 Touques, two miles up the river, has the rosy distinc- 
 tion of being the place from which William Rufus 
 embarked after the death of his father to claim the 
 crown of England, Trouville was probably not then 
 heard of. Indeed it was but a small fishing village 
 in 1825, when through the seascapes of the painter 
 Charles Mozin and his school, it suddenly sprang into 
 fashion ; and the thirty hours during which Louis 
 
 Philippe took refuge there before his flight from 
 
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 France does not make it historical in itself. How- 
 ever, the twenty thousand people who, upon an 
 average, visit it annually during July and August, will 
 not worry much about that. 
 
 Gone is the pi6turesque fishing village that pro- 
 vided motifs for Mozin. Huge villas now peep through 
 the woods upon its cliffs ; cafes, casinos, and apart- 
 ment houses line its foreshore, and rows and rows of 
 tents are upon its beach. The clumsy fishing-boats 
 sail in and out between the jetties and they still fish 
 in the offing ; they are christened by the priest and 
 blessed by him occasionally, but Trouville is no longer 
 to be regarded as a place where they fish ; though the 
 little Parisienne may think otherwise. 
 
 After seeing so little other than bourgeois and 
 fisher-folk, it was a joyous change to rub shoulders 
 with refined people, to watch their graceful move- 
 ments, their pleasantness and their mannerly be- 
 haviour, and to see graceful women frocked and frilled 
 as they ought to be. 
 
 Strolling along the boards which are laid upon the 
 fine sand for the benefit of promenaders, what a beauti- 
 ful sense of refined colour one enjoys. The rows of 
 red and white striped tents turned with their backs to 
 the sea — how gaudy they would be in England ; the 
 many little flags of the Republic, how unobtrusive 
 they are. How clean everything is, and yet what 
 tone the whole possesses. Suburban ladies in England 
 will tell you that a " Liberty shade " will go with any- 
 thing. They are right, but in France anything seems 
 
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 to go with anything, and whilst the most garish 
 colour may be used, it never strikes a wrong note, it 
 is always in its place. 
 
 When the " Grande Semaine " begins in Paris, the 
 Champs Elysees is deserted and Parisian society meets 
 itself strolling along the simple promenade, and looks 
 at itself from the little tents at Trouville. As can 
 well be imagined, the little town attracts every class 
 of society, from the one which has its gleaming villas 
 set in gardens glowing with flowers, or suites of rooms 
 in expensive hotels, to that which lodges " who knows 
 where " but which is nevertheless seen upon the 
 beach in butterfly raiment. 
 
 It is from this last class that Trouville gets its 
 reputation for startling bathing costumes. When one 
 sees a costume du bain such as the French illustrated 
 papers delight to depi6t, one may be sure that the 
 young " person " who wears it has not the run of the 
 best houses in the Faubourg St. Germain. And 
 whilst those who have wear costumes that are far 
 more startling than would be seen anywhere in Eng- 
 land, it is not to be thought (as it is generally) that 
 they walk about in them the whole day long. Trou- 
 ville society is too busy for that ; its time is taken 
 up by its garden parties, the races at Deauville, its 
 dances, dinners, charity fetes, motor excursions, &c. 
 Nevertheless the bathing attra6ts crowds to watch it, 
 and I doubt if our English girls would choose to run 
 the gauntlet of passing between the rows of caricature 
 men who line the planked path to the bathing-places, 
 
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 XIX Trouville 
 
 even though the best ladies of France may do it. 
 Not that there are any obvious vulgarities about the 
 bathing-places, the gardes des bains would quickly 
 stop that, if it were necessary, but it is not — for the 
 French can enjoy their audaciousness without that. 
 
 The bathing is considered, by those who are not 
 quite the thing, to be the chief attra6tion of Trouville, 
 and it seems to be a thing to dress for in more ways 
 than the mere costume du bain. There is a duck of a 
 little bonnet which beautifies the plainest face — a 
 close fitting affair, with little roses and such delightful 
 bib-and-tucker decorations, with long ribbons which 
 tie under the chin ; it is worn en route for the 
 bathing-place. 
 
 Mademoiselle is next seen making her exit from 
 the disrobing chamber. She is then clad in a long, 
 loose-flowing cloak, presently this is cast off and given 
 to the guardian — and behold ! the costume du bain in 
 all its charm of surprise and delicacy. People who 
 have not been to Trouville will tell you that these 
 costumes are never wetted by the waves. I can say 
 this of Ostend, but not of Trouville. Upon the other 
 hand, these little works of art come out limp and 
 drabbled in a pitiable plight after mademoiselle has 
 done with her plunging, splashing, and screaming. 
 
 Few of the people who bathe can swim, and those 
 who do go off" for a swim, away from the narrow, 
 roped part of the beach, which is the official bathing- 
 place, cause much excitement, and they are closely 
 followed by one of the little white boats whose en- 
 
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 amelled sides reflect the green sea, whilst their blue- 
 jerseyed attendants wait for any accident that may 
 happen. 
 
 I somehow think I should not like to be middling 
 rich in Trouville, I think I would rather be very poor 
 and so beyond the pale of maddening competition ; 
 for it must be a sickening sight for the fairly rich 
 man to take his family there and find his idea of 
 splendour quite out-classed. 
 
 Walking along the plank upon the front you will 
 probably see the finest-dressed women in the world, 
 and it must not be supposed that to be this a woman 
 need be gorgeous, or that the gorgeous toilettes cost 
 the most. The shops in the Rue de Paris hard by 
 will tell you that it is those simple things that cost 
 /the most ; for in dress, as in other things, elaboration 1 
 may hide bad art, but simplicity cannot. 
 
 What astreet the Rue de Paris is for present-buying. 
 I thought of all the little ladies who had been my 
 gentle hostesses at home ; I thought of each of them 
 in turn. I bought them each a present — in imagina- 
 tion — for alas ! I was beyond the pale. What plea- 
 sant trouble I took in the sele6lion of just the right 
 thing for each. 
 
 From No. 54, Quai Joinville, a service of auto- 
 mobiles runs between Trouville and Honfleur. The 
 journey takes about fifty minutes. The single journey 
 costs two francs ten centimes if you ride inside ; and if 
 upon the outside seat next to the driver, three francs. 
 The route passes Hennequeville, Villerville, Crique- 
 
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 bcEuf, Penne de Pic, and Vasoui. The rate of speed 
 at which these cars travel will be best indicated by my 
 telling you that the car that had preceded us had left 
 in its trail two ducks, a wild rabbit, several wild birds, 
 and a collie dog, all of which lay dead upon the road. 
 How many other animals were left dying upon the 
 road by our car, I cannot say, for it was impossible 
 to see what was happening under the wheels. And 
 although I thoroughly enjoyed the exhilaration of 
 that ride, I could not help feeling pleased that such 
 a speed would not be permitted in England. 
 
 However, I must admit feeling a trifle nervous 
 at first. It was bad enough ascending the heights 
 through the town, taking sharp turns, according to 
 English rule at the wrong side of the road, but when 
 we came to descend, I found myself holding on. Evi- 
 dently I hadn't got the hang of this kind of craft. 
 Indeed, speeding along at the right-hand side of the 
 road and passing other vehicles so, had a most startling 
 effect, and upon several occasions I squirmed. 
 
 Careering along, up and down the hills and dales, 
 one gets occasional glimpses of the blue Seine between 
 the trees that abound along the road sides, and cover 
 the sloping cliffs down to the water's edge. One 
 minute looking upon the moss-grown roofs of the 
 barns of a farm, the next, one would be flying down 
 to where some little babbling brook ran under the 
 road and for a second a valley of green tree trunks 
 would be seen. Then rushing through one of the 
 villages where little boys would pretend to get in the 
 
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 way, the car would pull up and wait near the church 
 or the principal hotel, and quaint passengers would 
 alight and quainter ones get in and the car would be 
 off again. 
 
 Eventually I realised that I was nearing Honfleur, 
 for masts of ships were seen amongst the houses, and 
 in a very short while the car was bowling down 
 quaint streets, tooting for all it was worth. Through 
 the market-place and along the side of the quay, it 
 took a sudden turn and stopped in front of the Cheval 
 Blanc, into which hotel I dived with an appetite that 
 was quite equal to the excellent dejeuner^ which for 
 two francs fifty centimes one may call one's own 
 together with cider or with wine for a further 
 sixpence. 
 
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 CHAPTER XX 
 
 Honfleur 
 
 A LESS ancient town might be ruffled by this line of 
 motor cars, which every two hours toots its rapid 
 way into the very heart of old-time ideals. But the 
 lovable little town of Honfleur and its drowsy inhabi- 
 tants remain placidly undisturbed. 
 
 The Honfleurais still smoke their pipes whilst rest- 
 ing their elbows upon the sea-wall, languidly gazing 
 at their boats upon the mud below, and desultory 
 scraps of chatter are woven round little nothings until 
 the boats are afloat, then in leisurely fashion they 
 shake the ashes from their pipes and slowly glide 
 to sea. 
 
 Twice a week a little steamer from Southampton 
 calls for Normandy butter, eggs, cheese, vegetables, 
 and fowls for London, and cautiously enters one of 
 the splendid basins which were built for the ships of 
 the world, but which are unremembered. Acres of 
 stone-walled docks there are. These, perhaps the 
 only up-to-date things in Honfleur, are unused, save 
 by an occasional coasting schooner or two, whose 
 skipper has perhaps a maiden aunt living in the 
 old town. 
 
 Doubtless it was hopeless to try and construdl a new 
 
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 future for Honfleur, for it dreamt its dreams of great- 
 ness nigh on a couple of millenniums ago. 
 
 In those days it was called Portus Iccius, and Cassar 
 sailed out of its harbour to Britain. It was flushed 
 with civic greatness and maritime importance, when, 
 farther up the Seine, savages fished from coracles about 
 the isle which, when the trifling matter of a few cen- 
 turies had passed, was to form the site of Paris. But 
 Portus Iccius was claimed by the sea ; it melted and 
 became a sandbank. Some Saxons, piratically in- 
 clined as was their wont, established a settlement 
 close under the cliff, whence they carried on their 
 maraudings by land and sea. That was in the sixth 
 century, and the present town owes its origin to these 
 self-same Saxon gentry. 
 
 If the Honfleurais were not so preoccupied with 
 the easing down of their own speed, they might spend 
 their time railing at the sand which silted up in the 
 channel and long ago caused Honfleur to lose that 
 commercial importance which Havre with its fairly 
 deep channel enjoys to this day. But the natives are 
 far too comfortable to rail, and there is no jealousy 
 shown for Havre, save by a few un-sedate ones who 
 have the stupidity to wish that things were otherwise. 
 Nowadays, when the little paddle steamer from Le 
 Havre daily comes and goes, Honfleur is merely re- 
 minded that the people of Havre are shockingly 
 businesslike. 
 
 Doubtless the powers that spent millions upon the 
 constru6tion of the magnificent docks, regard Hon- 
 
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 fleur as a white elephant, but Honfleur cHngs to the 
 past, and commercially to those days long before docks 
 were thought of, when its fighting merchants sent 
 ships to half the ports of the world. 
 
 Kn masse Honfleur is now no longer picturesque, 
 thanks to the unyielding severity of its docks, but 
 little bits of loveliness are scattered almost where you 
 will in its interior, and regarded from the proper 
 point of view the little town is beautiful, and there 
 lurks a dignity that must have come from the days 
 of the Conqueror and far beyond. 
 
 There is a building which may be thought a castle, 
 when one does not think of it as a palace. It rises 
 from the water-front. Architecturally it is weird, 
 but freak buildings are not uncommon in Honfleur. 
 It is called the Lieutenancy, and was the residence 
 of the governor of the port in kingly times. It 
 carries still, in spite of its patches of brick and its 
 rags of softening decay, a dignity that speaks of the 
 elegance of its early days. 
 
 Beyond this, rising from the Quai Saint-Catherine, 
 is a towering pile of ancient houses whose slated sides, 
 pierced by irregularly spaced windows, overhang the 
 footpath, supported by huge timbers. A fine eiFe6l 
 of these houses reflected in the still waters of the 
 dock, is to be had from the other side of the bassin. 
 
 What could be more quaint than the wooden 
 tower of the belfry of the wooden Church of Saint 
 Catherine ? It stands alone in the market-place, 
 separated from the church to which it belongs, and
 
 From the Thames to the Seine xx 
 
 built upon the crumbling mediasval house of the 
 verger. 
 
 I am told that the caretaker is blind and that he 
 will nevertheless lead one up the twisting ladders of 
 the tower amongst the bells, and show you the views 
 that he once saw, without the slightest inconvenience. 
 This tower, as is shown in the drawing, is strutted 
 with timbers. These, like the rest of the towers, are 
 slated, and the whole has the effeft of a gigantic 
 candle-snuffer. 
 
 Saint Catherine's, to which the bell-tower belongs 
 save for the modern front, is also construfted of wood, 
 and it is quite as freakish as the tower. The timbers 
 have that rich quality that speaks not of the trim- 
 ming plane — they are rough-hewn. The exterior 
 has the efFe6l of two huge barns, save for the west 
 front, which is an awful mock Doric affair, built doubt- 
 less to replace the original one of wood. The interior 
 suggests the perpendicular gone wrong, for the wooden 
 beams stagger as though weighted down by the charge 
 of the souls of centuries. There are most amusing 
 pi6tures upon the screen of the organ-loft. 
 
 So freakish is this church that it must be seen to 
 be believed, so to speak. 
 
 Upon the lintel of the ancient bell-tower doorway 
 is carved a small figure of the blessed Saint Catherine. 
 She holds the wheel of her martyrdom, that wheel 
 from which the name of a certain firework was given. 
 
 Crude though the workmanship, it is an interesting 
 
 little figure, which has rested there for over four 
 
 centuries. 
 
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 From the Thames to the Seine xx 
 
 Near the old port is a little church built of stone 
 about six hundred years ago. This is now no longer 
 used as a church, but it serves an admirable institution, 
 the Societe de Vieux Honjleur, as a conference hall, and 
 it is part of the Society's museum. The museum 
 proper is an excellent one, and its colleftion is limited 
 entirely to articles which illustrate local history. 
 Cannon from the ancient ships of Honfleur, ancient 
 broadsheets with the old-time press that printed 
 them, articles of domestic service, books, weapons, 
 and very realistic lifesize figures dressed in ancient 
 Honfleur costumes ; all these may be found there, 
 and the history of the place thus well illustrated is 
 at your finger tips. 
 
 Any one interested in ships and sailors should climb 
 the heights to where behind the town Our Lady of 
 Grace commands the fine views that are to be had 
 of the seaboard and the Seine. 
 
 Robert the Devil founded it in 1034, together 
 with two other chapels — Our Lady of Pity at Har- 
 fleur and Our Lady of Deliverance at Caen. These 
 chapels were the outcome of a vow which he made 
 when caught at sea by a mighty tempest, stating he 
 would build three chapels in her honour if she, in 
 grace and pity, delivered him from the great danger 
 and did bring him safely to land. He was delivered, 
 and so the chapels were built with characteristic 
 haste in fulfilment of his vow. This chapel was de- 
 stroyed by an earthquake, and the miraculous pre- 
 servation of the image of the Virgin caused many 
 
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 pilgrims to visit the shrine. The present chapel 
 was built in 1613. What more natural than that 
 the chapel shouldbe crowded withex-votos registering 
 the vows of sailors whom the Virgin had saved from 
 perils on the sea. You will sea ancient ships hang- 
 ing from the ceiling and shelved upon the walls. 
 Paintings showing the storm-beset ships Our Lady- 
 succoured ; many of them have an account of the 
 trouble the ship found herself in. You will see also 
 other modern and more gaudy pi6tures done by 
 fishermen of these days, in which their boats are 
 shown battling with impossible seas, which as thank- 
 offerings are none the less devout because of their 
 crudities and recent date. 
 
 Surely the people of Honfleur know not the mean- 
 ing of time as ordinary folk do — what is a century 
 or two to them — and doubtless that is why they 
 drone along as though a lifetime were of no account ; 
 and though the rage of speed might spin the rest 
 of the world to its heart's content, I have a sneaking 
 fancy that I should be sorry if it disturbed the 
 Honfleurais. 
 
 How time flew that afternoon. The warning 
 whistle of the Francois P"" was calling such belated 
 passengers as myself, and with many regrets that I 
 could not spend longer in the little sleepy port, I 
 jumped aboard ; the signal bell tingling in the 
 engine-room set the paddles churning up the green 
 waters of the old harbour and off she steamed for 
 Le Havre. 
 
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 CHAPTER XXI 
 
 Getting out of Dock at Havre 
 and away to Fecamp 
 
 The little steamer ploughed her way down the well- 
 buoyed channel. These channel marks are unsink- 
 able boats, and the channel is like a street at night, 
 each boat being lit with large gas lamps. Then the 
 skipper took her across the banks that in a few hours 
 would be dry. Crossing sandbanks with a falling tide, 
 without the worry of smelling one's way, was like 
 snapping one's fingers at them, and doubtless Monsieur 
 le Capitaine knew to an inch what amount of water 
 was under us. At last she slowed down in the har- 
 bour, and as her paddle-boxes growled against the 
 wharf, I stepped ashore and started buying stores, for 
 I must get out of dock at midnight. 
 
 The time arrived at last. The arc lights blazed 
 forth as the dock-gates were opened. I got up my 
 sails, cast off my warps, and commenced playing a solo 
 upon the foghorn by way of intimating that the bridge 
 was between the Mave Rhoe and the sea. Then this 
 iron obstruction swung open, and the dock-keeper 
 barked at me in evident anger for some reason, the 
 nature of which I am still in ignorance of, as I slowly 
 
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 xxi Getting out of Dock at Havre 
 
 drifted through the entrance. However, I made him 
 an elaborate bow, and began looking out for steamer 
 lights, and as the dock gates were all open they were 
 coming up the harbour in an unbroken line. Dodg- 
 ing them with the paltry wind I had was anxious 
 work, and I was glad when I got to the outer harbour, 
 where it would be necessary to wait until an hour 
 before low water in order to catch the flood up the 
 coast. This meant a good sleep of six hours in theory, 
 but in praftice, owing to the anchor dragging, I had 
 no more than three hours. There promised to be 
 the same wind that had held for two days, which 
 would be a leading one for my passage to Fecamp. 
 
 August 6th. — The alarm clock woke me with ajerk, 
 and the lovely morning breeze that was coming from 
 the right quarter soon blew the cobwebs off me, and 
 while the cheerful frizzle of eggs and bacon spluttered 
 upon the stove, I set the sails. I was just about to 
 get up the cable when I received a crack upon the 
 nose from the jib sheet shackle. The blood flowed 
 down my face, and I felt sick for a while, but bathing 
 it with that finest of antiseptics, good old salt- 
 water, I was soon all right. Then I got the hook 
 aboard, and waving an affedlionate good-bye to Le 
 Havre, I set off. Once outside the harbour the wind 
 fell light, and I was making little progress ; then it 
 dropped altogether, the boom came amidships, and 
 the tide was sucking me back to Le Havre. This was 
 a bit of the worst kind of luck. I had now missed 
 
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 From the Thames to the Seine xxi 
 
 the tide up the coast, and unless I had some wind I 
 should never be able to pick it up in time. I dropped 
 my hook overboard and hung there for an hour ; 
 meanwhile the sky ahead was turning into that leaden 
 colour which foretells wind, and soon the sails began 
 to shiver. There followed a hot squall, and here was 
 a new wind. It was coming from — note my inevi- 
 table luck — right ahead. I was determined, however, 
 to catch that tide if possible, so I took hold of the 
 cable and pulled for all I was worth. The anchor 
 would not break out. I tried for half-an-hour ; mean- 
 while the sea was getting up a bit, and at last by 
 shortening up the chain in the hollow of one of the 
 waves, the anchor broke out with a sickening jerk 
 that seemed like to have burst the sterm. I found 
 afterwards that I was anchored upon a patch of mud 
 that has caused many a big ship's anchor to drive so 
 deeply that the loss of anchor and cable was inevitable. 
 Thus it was not all bad luck with me. 
 
 I found she had as much as she could possibly stick 
 under her whole mainsail, and her decks were awash 
 to the portholes of the cabin. I kept her so, for I 
 was in a hurry, and stood out to sea upon a long tack ; 
 the leaden murk of the sky had blotted out the land, 
 but I held on until I thought I was about six miles 
 to seawards of Cape La Heve, then I came about. 
 If I had picked up the tide I ought to fetch the land 
 about half-way between that and Cape d'Antifer. On 
 I sailed, enjoying the exhilaration of it, and soon the 
 
 high land loomed up grey ; I was quite close to it, 
 
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 xxi Getting out of Dock at Havre 
 
 but not far to windward of Cape La Heve. Clearly 
 
 I must make a longer seaward tack, so coming about 
 
 I set her at it, and presently one of the Havre pilot 
 
 vessels hove up and crossed my bows, only to be again 
 
 lost in the murkiness. Her skipper with his glasses, 
 
 and the crew standing by, watched me as I passed, 
 
 and I warrant they were filled with admiration for 
 
 the little strange yacht that was making such good 
 
 weather of it. On she drove until she began to 
 
 wallow a bit, and it became necessary to get a reef 
 
 down : it was a wet piece of work, for I was now in 
 
 the strength of the tide. I put her about, and had 
 
 just finished my labours when the pilot-boat hove in 
 
 sight again. I came about under her lee, and in half- 
 
 an-hour I had eaten my way so far to windward of 
 
 her, that I was able to pass her weather, and soon I 
 
 lost sight of and saw no more of her. Meanwhile 
 
 the decks of the yacht, which had opened with the 
 
 heat of the sun during the two days she had rested 
 
 in dock at Havre, were leaking so badly that positive 
 
 streams of water were pouring into the cabin. The 
 
 water had risen in her bilge until it was beginning 
 
 to make the floorboards float. I brought her upon 
 
 the land tack, and started working the pump. I was 
 
 sopping wet with the reefing, and I was glad of the 
 
 warmth caused by this exertion. Presently I looked 
 
 up from my work ; the mist had cleared away, and I 
 
 was approaching d'Antifer, whose towering heights 
 
 were glowing richly in the sun. I could just define 
 
 Fecamp in the distance down the coast. I was in 
 
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 sight of my destination, at all events, but I was begin- 
 ning to realise the impossibility of getting there upon 
 that tide, for there was but half-an-hour of it left. I 
 stood off again, and when next I came close in shore 
 I was abreast of Etretat, struggling hopelessly against 
 the tide, which had now turned. The coast here- 
 abouts, as you will remember, is bestrewn with iso- 
 lated rocks, and although fishing-boats with off-shore 
 winds seek shelter in the little Bay of Etretat, the 
 present wind made it praftically useless, and the risk 
 of hitting a submerged rock was too great. There 
 was no anchorage along shore, as the cliffs drop sheer 
 into the water, except for a steep shingle bank here 
 and there, and the depth of water offshore was greater 
 than my length of chain. So there was nothing for 
 it but to tack and tack about for six and three- 
 quarter hours, thanking the Lord the while that I 
 was losing so little ground. Under these circum- 
 stances one may consider one's self lucky if one's boat 
 will sail by herself, and I am proud to say that beyond 
 bringing her about at the end of each tack, I never 
 touched the helm. Towards evening the sea had 
 gone down considerably, and a small sailing pleasure- 
 boat — the only one I came across in France — put out 
 of Etretat and came to have a look at me. Upon her 
 return the tide drifted her so far that I thought she 
 would not get back, but evidently she found a slack 
 and got in. Soon after this the lights of the little 
 town broke through the violet glow of sundown, and 
 
 night came on. The towering coast became a silhou- 
 
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 ette of deep black velvet, the stars broke out one by 
 one, the flashes of Antifer lighthouse flicked the crests 
 of waves with silver glare and cast long streams of light 
 along the sky, and the majesty of night was over all. 
 The hissing of the wind and the splatter of the sea 
 was now not too loud to let the booming of the 
 breakers upon the shore insinuate their warning note. 
 Once I had stood rather nearer in than usual, and 
 from the coastguard station at the top of the heights 
 a red flare was shown, which was put out as soon as 
 I came about ; clearly I had been standing into danger, 
 so I gave the shore a wider berth afterwards. Then the 
 " jug, jug " of a propeller was heard, and a steam tramp 
 came ploughing past me along the coast. I don't think 
 anything could be more galling than the sight of a 
 steamer ploughing steadily on against wind and tide, 
 whilst you are eating your heart out tacking about 
 merely to save losing ground. The sound of good old 
 Cockney accent was coming out of her, as her green 
 light glided past. Soon I began to make a little pro- 
 gress, and glancing at the clock, the hour that had 
 seemed never likely to approach had arrived. The 
 tide had turned, and with it had come that new energy 
 which always seems to accompany it. The sea was 
 once more curling, and although it was a comfortable 
 whole mainsail breeze, I had quite a sporty little sail. 
 Bejewelled spray was scattering itself upon the forward 
 deck, and white surf was creeping to the bows from 
 out the blackness all round. Soon I picked up the 
 
 flashes of the lighthouses at the ends of Fecamp jetties, 
 
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 and wary of the tide that crosses the entrances I stag- 
 gered through the rough and tumble of the bar into 
 smooth water. The huge chffs of Fagnet robbed me 
 of wind, and the tide was ever so slow a-taking me up 
 to the harbour. Not a soul was about as I climbed 
 up to the top of the quay, but presently, whilst I was 
 lighting a cigarette, a gendarme approached. He very 
 kindly told me that some big fishing-boats would be 
 coming out of dock that tide, and I had better not 
 stop in the outer harbour, as they were a rough lot, the 
 Fecamp fishermen, but get into the dock as they came 
 out, at high water. 
 
 It seemed useless to try to sleep with this prospe6l 
 in view, so I mooned around until signs of aftivity 
 broke the silence of the night. The dock gates then 
 opened, and I slipped in as the two huge fishing-boats 
 — the kind that go to Newfoundland to fish for cod — 
 were warping out. 
 
 When I was berthed I fell into my bunk and tried 
 to sleep, but the wretched chatter of those fishermen 
 echoing across the dock prevented it until the dawn 
 came up. 
 
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 CHAPTER XXII 
 
 Fecamp (Preparing for the 
 Crossing) 
 
 I WAS aroused at lo a.m. by the harbour official, who 
 handed me a bill for three francs. This was the 
 only occasion throughout my trip upon which I had 
 been required to pay harbour dues. The official 
 explained that I should have been charged nothing 
 if I had entered by day. 
 
 " You must also see the Douaniers^ Monsieur," he 
 continued. I thought to myself, " I'll see them 
 hanged first," and went ashore to breakfast. Upon my 
 return to the yacht. Monsieur de la Douane was there. 
 Upon this occasion there was only one, and he was a 
 very angry one. He looked at me as if he were 
 going to get a grip on me, but when he saw the 
 Calais passport he quickly became all smiles. 
 
 I intended starting to cross for England that night 
 before the dock gates would be open, so it would be 
 imperative to get into the outer harbour at the top of 
 the present tide. 
 
 Never shall I forget the handling of those warps : 
 
 they were covered with a slimy substance composed 
 
 of fish oil, a sort of fatty grease, floating tar and tan, 
 
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 from the sail and net tanning operations, and this 
 horrible stuff was floating upon the surface of the 
 dock. The dock, however, was nothing to the outer 
 harbour, which, added to this horrible grease, con- 
 tained much that travelled down the drains of the 
 town. This horrid stuff had coated the walls of the 
 harbour and the iron ladders with a solid mass of it, 
 which upon the walls was quite an inch thick. Ima- 
 gine climbing twenty feet up these ladders ! Some 
 idea of the tenacity with which this beastly stuff 
 stuck to things will be gathered, when I tell you that 
 I had to use methylated spirits to get it off my hands 
 — soap was utterly useless. 
 
 Perhaps my impressions of Fecamp, which has a 
 considerable reputation as a seaside resort, are biassed 
 by the filthy state of its harbour. For during my 
 hurried look round the town I found nothing pic- 
 turesque, and I had to go to the cliffs to find some- 
 thing uncommon. These cliffs have a most peculiar 
 effect : the strata, which from the sea appears in paral- 
 lel straight lines, twists about in a most confusing 
 way when one is looking up at it from the foot of 
 the cliff. There are many fine caves along the coast, 
 and several " blow-holes," through which the waves 
 thunder with a sound like cannon. 
 
 No doubt the town has many objects of interest, 
 and its history, which is chiefly ecclesiastical, is re- 
 markable. 
 
 Fecamp owes its origin to a monastery for women, 
 
 founded in the year 658 upon the spot where a fig- 
 
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 tree was washed up by the sea. Joseph of Ari- 
 mathea had placed in this tree some of the Precious 
 Blood. 
 
 In a marble ciborium in one of the chapels of the 
 abbey church some of this Precious Blood is said 
 to remain to this day. 
 
 There is a fountain placed upon the spot where 
 the sacred fig-tree was deposited by the waves, and 
 into its cold waters children ill with skin diseases are 
 often plunged. 
 
 The two huge churches date from the thirteenth 
 and the sixteenth century respeftively, but as they 
 don't look at all like it, they are uninteresting, save 
 perhaps to the architect, but the interiors are very 
 beautiful. 
 
 In another chapel of the abbey, a lovely little 
 tabernacle contains a stone said to be marked by a 
 footprint of the angel who assisted at the dedication 
 of the church. Its ancient Benedictine monastery 
 was founded by Richard the Fearless in 990, and it 
 has the reputation of being the only one that stood 
 to the north of the Seine. 
 
 It was at this monastery that William the Con- 
 queror kept the first Easter after the conquest of 
 England, and we are told of the great state that 
 marked the ceremonies of that occasion. Little 
 remains, however, of this abbey save eighteenth- 
 century buildings. 
 
 In the street that stretches between the beach and 
 the Place Thiers is the celebrated distillery where the 
 
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 well-known Liqueur Benedictine is made. This con- 
 coftion was beloved by the Benedictine monks, from 
 whose recipe the liqueur is still made. Visitors may- 
 look over the distillery, and there is a small museum 
 connected with it, but neither this nor the distillery 
 are worth the trouble of seeing. 
 
 Fecamp doubtless set the Middle Age fashion of 
 having a lion upon one's tomb (such as may often be 
 seen upon mediaeval tombs as armorial bearings), for 
 the tomb of Richard Sans Peur's second son Robert, 
 which was, we are told, the earliest monument in 
 Normandy, contained this device. But the red hand 
 of the Revolution spread to Fecamp, and this, to- 
 gether with many other tombs, was destroyed. 
 
 Leaving our probings into Fecamp's past, we will 
 now consider the town as it concerned ourselves. 
 
 Its harbour has been described, and the description 
 will not induce such yachtsmen as may read this 
 chapter to call there. 
 
 But if Fecamp has a filthy harbour, it must be 
 remembered that deep-sea fishing is the chief occu- 
 pation of its inhabitants, which is not the cleanest 
 business in the world. Doubtless, when one of the 
 huge vessels returns, the sticky wretches have to 
 destroy all their clothes ; and the oil, and fish filth, 
 pumped out of the bilges of the boats, makes the 
 harbour what it is. 
 
 I did not see one of these great boats return, but I 
 saw one set ofi\, and as they are away for some six 
 
 months at a stretch, you may imagine what a com- 
 
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 motion the departure causes, what good wishes, 
 what tears, what lingering kisses, what heart-breaking 
 separations. And when the tug catches hold and 
 slowly tows the vessel to the harbour mouth, what 
 a scamper of sweethearts and wives there is round the 
 quays and along the jetties as the big tan sails are 
 hoisted, mid the screams of the blocks and the hauling 
 cries of the fishermen. Then out to sea the tug casts 
 off and slowly returns to the harbour ; and upon the 
 jetty what waving of farewells there is as the fisher- 
 men slowly creep behind the towering cliff northward 
 upon their long voyage to the Newfoundland banks. 
 
 But what of ourselves ! We must, I thought, 
 soon depart upon what, for so small a boat, was no 
 mean adventure — the crossing of the Channel. There 
 would be no hand stir at our departure, and I was 
 reminded that there would be much work to be done 
 paying the leaky decks with putty before midnight. 
 
 For seven solid hours I worked, and when the tire- 
 some job was finished, I had that awful ladder to 
 climb. The gingerly way in which I climbed this 
 path of slime seemed to amuse the crowd of onlookers, 
 one of whom — a quaint-looking dwarf — I engaged 
 to look after the yacht and keep her against the quay 
 side, so that she would not take ground with her 
 side in the filthy mud. 
 
 I then commissioned the nearest barber to attend 
 my immediate needs, and it took me half-an-hour to 
 clean my hands. 
 
 There was a little grocery shop quite near the quay, 
 
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 owned by a bright and pleasant young man who 
 spoke a little English. There I ordered three days' 
 stores in case of eventualities during the crossing. 
 He recommended me to the Hotel, where he said 
 I should get " the very best, trh bon diner ^ in 
 Fecamp," but this was not enough, he would run 
 along with Monsieur and he would see that Madame 
 would do her best for the English gentleman. Upon 
 the way he expressed astonishment at my intended 
 crossing, " But the petit bateau^ will it so far go ? " 
 he inquired, adding, '^Mais out; Monsieur is English, 
 and the English make possible anything of the sea." 
 How pleased he was when I remarked, "Just as much 
 as theFrenchmen do of the air,"Bleriothavingrecently 
 crossed the Channel in his monoplane. Whether 
 or not the dinner owed anything to the epiciers inter- 
 cession I cannot say, but it was, as he had prophesied, 
 " of the very best, tres bon.''' 
 
 It was quite dusk by the time the dinner was over 
 and I had called for the stores. The epicier came along 
 with them in a basket to the yacht. The dwarf was 
 there, doing sentry duty, but the fool had let the boat 
 go over on her side. I could have brained him, instead 
 of which I gave him a franc and told him to be out of 
 my sight at once, and whilst he slunk off, the epicier 
 lowered the basket by means of a thin line, whilst I, 
 with some difficulty, got aboard. 
 
 I had to wash my hands in methylated spirits before 
 
 I could handle the stores, and then the epicier hauled 
 
 up his basket, and wishing me bon voyage., I was left 
 
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 alone. All that I had so carefully arranged for a snug 
 sleep was upset by the negligence of the wretched 
 dwarf I was too tired to arrange it all again, so I 
 just threw myself down anyhow and slept until 11.45 
 P.M., when the alarm clock made me turn out and get 
 up the sails. 
 
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 Crossing the Channel 
 
 By the time I had got the sails set and all ready it 
 was midnight. In the harbour the sluggish water 
 showed no signs of wind, and the sails hung limp, but 
 away upon the heights of the cliff the trees could be 
 heard hissing under the press of a fine breeze. 
 
 I cast off my two warps, and rather than climb 
 that greasy ladder I left them hanging to the quay, 
 and the half-dozen fenders which protected the side 
 of the yacht were so sodden with the grease that I 
 pitched them overboard, and shipping one of the row- 
 locks in the flagstaff fitting upon the taffrail, I slowly 
 sculled her out. Half-an-hour had gone before I felt 
 the gentle heave of the sea coming up between the 
 dismal jetties. 
 
 The tide has a little habit of setting across the 
 entrances of nearly all the harbours on this coast at 
 a terrific rate, and but a little way from the eastern 
 jetty end is a mass of rocks and boulders, in the direc- 
 tion of which the flood-tide sets. So you can well 
 imagine, with such fluky wind as the huge Fagnet 
 point permitted me to have, how I hugged the western 
 jetty. The sea was breaking heavily upon the piers 
 
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 and all around the entrance as I passed the end of 
 the shorter jetty, and in spite of my caution I found 
 the tide carrying me rapidly on to the dangers. 
 
 However, there is a kind of Ju Jitsu connected 
 with the working of a tide, by which its very strength 
 may be turned against its evil intentions in one's own 
 favour. For instance, if the course of the tide is seen 
 to be taking one straight towards a danger, and the 
 boat has a little weigh, by turning your vessel's nose 
 towards the rush of water and about forty-five degrees 
 athwart it, the vessel will be carried more or less 
 athwart the tide according to the rate of weigh she 
 is under at the time ; but should the amount of weigh 
 be insufficient, by dropping the anchor over so that 
 it just drags along the bottom of the tide-way and 
 steering the boat to forty-five degrees, she will be 
 found to be moved by the tide in a direction forty- 
 five degrees away from the lineal direftion of the tide. 
 
 I had, however, enough weigh upon this occasion 
 to scrape clear, and by the time I had got beyond 
 the jetty, I was in the wind, which sent me bowling 
 along at a fine rate. I found I could just lay the 
 course for Newhaven with \ point to spare, the wind 
 coming from the N.E. true. Thus the boat would 
 be able to sail by herself and fetch, without my touch- 
 ing tiller or sheet, once the jib was brought clew to 
 the mast. There would be a lee-going tide, which 
 of course would take me to leeward, and a tide and 
 a bit that would shove me up to windward ; and as 
 I reckoned the trip would take from fifteen to eighteen 
 
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 hours, I ought to fetch well to windward of New- 
 haven by merely sailing upon the magnetic bearing 
 of the two places N. \ E. 
 
 Thus I had nothing to worry about unless the wind 
 changed. I was eating well to windward, to judge by 
 the Fecamp jetty lights, and the little yacht proudly 
 spurned the white combers as they raced out of the 
 black night towards her side. But for these white 
 patches one would think one was sailing upon nothing 
 but a darker portion of sky, such is the effe6l of night 
 sailing, save for the tumbling motion of the boat. I 
 gazed astern at this interesting coast that was fading 
 into the night, until I caught sight of d'Antifer light- 
 house away down the coast, where its flashes seemed 
 much dimmer than I should have thought, for it 
 could not have been more than fourteen nautical miles 
 away when it opened, and its range, as I have already 
 said, is supposed to be twenty-seven miles. Then 
 taking a good look round the dim horizon for those 
 smeary patches that indicate possible ships, and seeing 
 that the red and green side-lights of the yacht still 
 shone upon the spray, I turned in upon the lee bunk, 
 first setting the alarm so that it would wake me in 
 half-an-hour should I drop off to sleep. It was very 
 snug and warm in the cabin, but I could not sleep in 
 spite of the very dull book I tried to send myself off 
 with. The half-hour soon passed, and I got into the 
 well to have a look round. The compass was the 
 first thing I looked at. The needle was half a point 
 away from the lubber's line — the yacht was dead on 
 
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 the course, and she was keeping it a good deal better 
 than / could have done had I been at the tiller. 
 
 Straining my eyes I could just now and then see 
 very faintly the d'Antifer light. There was nothing 
 else in sight ; no ships, no land, nor anything save 
 the flashing light to remind me of land. 
 
 Once more I set the alarm and turned in ; this time 
 I slept, for the first sound of the alarm seemed to be 
 the grinding crash of a steamer's stem smashing into 
 the side of the Mave '^RJioe. Very relieved I was, you 
 may be sure, to find it only a dream. I had another 
 look round ; upon my lee bow, some eight or nine 
 miles away, was a big steamer. I could not see her 
 lights at first, but presently her mast-head light bit 
 into my straining eyes, and then her green side-light. 
 She would evidently cross my bows, so I had to wait 
 until I was clear of her before I could do any more 
 resting inside. It was bitterly cold, for the wind 
 was very fresh from the north-east. Anyhow I could 
 eat, and I was in the middle of a chunk of bread 
 and cheese by the time the steamer cleared me about 
 one and a half miles ahead. 
 
 I could no longer see the d'Antifer light. The 
 blue night was beginning to pale, and presently the 
 sky began to grow a warm grey, and the sea that the 
 night had hidden was beginning to show its ugly 
 teeth, and about 3.40 a.m. it began to reflect the dove- 
 colour of the coming dawn. 
 
 I was the only thing in sight, there was no sound 
 save the boiling hiss of the sea and the whistle of the 
 
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 wind playing its tarantella upon the orchestra of 
 shrouds, halyards, and loose ropes that hung from the 
 mast. The swinging candle still spread a warm glow 
 in the cabin, and I returned to its snugness, until the 
 sun, glinting through the starboard porthole, fetched 
 me out to see it rise. The dawn was grey, which 
 was good ; but there was a little patch of pink, and 
 the blue above was leaden, both of which meant 
 more wind. 
 
 Anyhow, whatever came now, I had to go through 
 it, and expelling to have it pretty bad, I got the 
 Primus Stove under weigh, and its pleasant buzz, 
 together with the splutter of the bacon and the 
 crackle of the eggs, were ample compensation for 
 the difficulty of keeping the pan and myself balanced. 
 Once the whole lot took a run jump, and I fell with 
 my hand in an ^%%-> for the seas were very steep. 
 When this was cooked and eaten I made a large 
 kettleful of tea, which, together with milk and sugar 
 and a tablespoonful of brandy, I bottled, for I have 
 always found cold tea the very best thing to drink 
 under the strain of a long stretch at sea. I know it 
 sounds awful, but it is really quite a pleasant drink 
 with a nip of brandy in it. 
 
 After this I had a good swig at the halyards, and 
 a general tidy-up inside. 
 
 Meanwhile the sea was getting up : big swells 
 were coming from the windward, but the boat was 
 riding them like a duck. And if a shiver ran 
 through her whole fabric as she descended the steep 
 
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 hills of indigo, it was only as a duck would shake 
 itself. 
 
 So far very little water had come through the decks 
 and what there was in the bilge I pumped out, for this 
 is one of the many little things, the doing of which 
 wile away the time when sailing alone, and the habit 
 of leaving nothing undone which might be done, is one 
 which should be cultivated. Not only does this occupy 
 the mind, but if you get caught so that you can't do 
 it, the little thing you have left undone will loom big 
 in importance and will be sure to stand on its back legs 
 and jeer at you. So in anticipation of the blow which 
 the leaden sky told me was sure to come, I looked at 
 every bit of gear and satisfied myself that it was all 
 right. So far the gear, which was all new, had held : 
 I had carried away nothing, but doubtless if I had 
 not kept an eye on it, something would have parted. 
 
 Upon the very edge of the horizon I sighted a large 
 tramp making down Channel; but there was nothing 
 else to be seen. Soon after this, at about 8 a.m., the 
 sea began to look in texture like the skin of an elephant 
 showing little ridges upon the surface of the waves, 
 and the crests broke more often and very heavily ; the 
 lee deck was awash, and it began to let water in rather 
 badly. Half-an-hour later the surface of the sea was 
 striped with long ribbons of spindrift and big white 
 breakers were all around, the light through the crests 
 of the dark blue-black waves turned the tips of them 
 to emerald-green, and the underside of the feathery 
 
 spray was a paler shade of the same hue ; the wet sails 
 
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 at the lee-side refle6ted the green which softenedjnto 
 the bellying tan-coloured canvas like shot silk. I stood 
 upon the cabin top and looked ahead, for I ought soon 
 to be sighting Beachy Head. I could not, however, see 
 anything but the savage details of the water ; those 
 myriads of white patches as far as the eye could see 
 from which trailed grey curved lines of hissing suds, 
 which marked definitely the shape of each wave as it 
 gradually faded into thin films of minute bubbles. It 
 was a wild scene, and a month previously I should not 
 have liked the idea of being in the centre of it in a 
 4-tonner, but my little craft had inspired me with 
 confidence in her prowess, and my admiration of her 
 and the memory of what we had gone through to- 
 gether made me feel afterwards rather ashamed of the 
 anxiety I felt whilst getting down a reef. Getting 
 down a reef in mid-Channel in a big jump is not the 
 comparatively comfortable kind of thing it is in the 
 Thames estuary, Burnham way, as many Burnham 
 men will agree. In the middle of these huge tumbling 
 hills of water, the risk of being pitched overboard was 
 great ; and though I must admit there was none of that 
 anxiety with regard to sea-room that there is in the 
 Thames district — where channels are narrow and sand- 
 banks abound — here in this wide expanse the appal- 
 ling loneliness was insisted upon. In the Thames 
 estuary, seldom is the seaboard devoid of its crowds 
 of ships and barges. There even the sight of one of the 
 many buoys gives a feeling of company ; and though 
 the chances of being picked up, in that distrift, should 
 
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 one be pitched overboard, would probably be as remote 
 as in this shipless waste, this feeling of " company " 
 carries with it one of those unreasoned comforts that 
 the human heart hugs to itself. 
 
 I tried to hoist the boom, but the single part top- 
 ping-lift was useless, the pressure of wind upon the 
 bellying sail prevented its working. Every now and 
 then a smother of spray would take my breath away, 
 as its weight pressed me against the mast. How cold 
 it felt. My hands, which were hardened by the 
 strenuous work of the past three weeks, were now 
 crinkled with the wet like an old washerwoman's. 
 That topping-lift had to be got home before I could 
 reef and the boat was wallowing until the water was 
 up to the portholes, so I hurriedly fixed a small 
 " handy billy " tackle and got it home with that. By 
 this time I was pretty well out of breath, and after I 
 had paid off the halyards, I had a little rest, the boat 
 being eased by the loosened canvas, which every now 
 and then would flap loudly as though it would fly to 
 ribbons. 
 
 Rested sufficiently, I got the tack down and then 
 the earing home, but I could not get the reef points, 
 and I must say that with eyelet lacing I could have 
 done the work that these wretchedly primitive bits 
 of thin cord would not permit me to do. However, 
 I left the foot of the sail loose. It bellied from the 
 boom and every now and then had to be relieved of 
 the weight of water, which, from the tattoo of spray, 
 drained in solid streams down the sail. All this while 
 
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 the boat had sailed by herself and showed no inclina- 
 tion to pay off or luff. But dear ! oh dear, the cabin ! 
 Through the roof and the decks water was dripping 
 in streams like a shower-bath ; the floor-boards were 
 floating about and the wholeplacewas in a terrible mess. 
 I set to work at the pump, thanking my stars that 
 the boat would sail by herself. The water was gain- 
 ing upon the pump ! This contraption was an evil 
 affair that was at the mercy of any bit of dirt or a 
 match stalk, either of which would prevent it working 
 properly. Then the longing for a sight of land took 
 hold of me, but there was nothing in sight, though 
 the boat was dead on the course whenever I looked 
 at the compass. For a whole hour I bailed with an 
 enamelled pan, and I could only just keep the water 
 from gaining upon me. 
 
 But after a while the water began to lower and the 
 sea was less cruel, and the boat was no longer dipping 
 her deck in. I was so absorbed in the work of bail- 
 ing that I had forgotten all else, but glancing upon 
 the starboard bow, I saw one of the finest sights I 
 have ever seen. There, bowling along in the heavy 
 sea, stately, and with the grace of a massive bird, was 
 a four-masted sailing-ship. What a grand sight it 
 was. Her sails, turned cream in the glowing sun- 
 shine, silhouetted themselves against the lead blue 
 sky ; the pale mauve-coloured shadows whose grada- 
 tions showed the press of wind at each seam of the 
 canvas ; the spider web of rigging ; the splatter of 
 
 white blocks, her rusty sides, and the huge white, 
 
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 snowy, cold-looking bow wave, upon which the sun 
 cast the shadow of her towering bowsprit, her jibs, 
 the dolphin striker, the " whiskers," and all the mass 
 of gear that goes with it. Never shall I forget the 
 sight of that ship. There was a little knot of men 
 upon the poop, who, with glasses, stared at me. They 
 doubtless thought I was a blithering idiot to be there, 
 for the deep-sea man's idea of fun at sea is expressed 
 by the proverb : " He who goes to sea for pleasure 
 would go to hell for pastime." 
 
 However I crossed her bow, and, looking ahead, 
 there was the landfall at last — the cream-coloured 
 top of Beachy Head — but it was a good fourteen 
 miles away, which made at least three hours and a 
 half longer to go. 
 
 Another hour and I was in the thick of the ship 
 track, where steam-tramps and liners were churning 
 their way up and down the Channel. As the wind 
 had gradually settled down to a smart whole main- 
 sail breeze I shook out the reef and scudded along at 
 a fine rate. I could now see the row of white cliffs 
 known as the Seven Sisters, but could not make 
 anything of the lowland farther down the coast, 
 where I knew Newhaven lay. I was well to wind- 
 ward of it anyhow, but the tide would soon be 
 setting down Channel in that direftion, so I held on 
 the course. 
 
 Every moment the seas were getting less as nearer 
 and nearer I drew to those dear white walls that 
 marked my native land. I crave no forgiveness for 
 
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 the sentiment, for while I write I remember the 
 saturated rat I was at the time, and I claim to have 
 been neither more nor less sentimental about those 
 cliffs than you or the next best man would have been 
 under all the circumstances, and I could have thrown 
 my cap in the air when I caught sight of a couple of 
 yachts making for the same port down the edge of 
 the cliffs. They looked very tiny in the distance, 
 but they were obviously in reality much bigger than 
 my little packet ; but for these I should have thought 
 I was much nearer the land, and as the tide was now 
 setting me upon the meridian of about two points 
 from the course, I should only just get in. I had 
 another hour of it, and with an ever-decreasing wind 
 I got into shallow water and shot between the piers 
 of Newhaven Harbour at 4 p.m. (August 8th). 
 
 I had been sailing sixteen hours, and had reeled 
 off sixty-four nautical miles, or about seventy-three 
 statute miles, quite two-thirds of which the boat had 
 done by herself, and I fully believe that if I had set 
 her off at Fecamp by herself, with the wind and tide 
 conditions I had, she would have fetched within a 
 quarter of a mile of Newhaven piers. 
 
 Passing the inner jetty, the harbour official asked 
 a second time where I was from, when I told him 
 1 was from Fecamp, and he then said, " Oh, you 
 mean Feekamp." 
 
 As the wind and tide were dead against me I had 
 
 a struggle to get up to the berthing-station ; one 
 
 of the big yachts gave it up and started tracking, and 
 
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 I overtook the other. Then I was hailed by the 
 Customs officers. " Where are you from, Sir t " 
 they asked, and when I told them, they reminded me 
 firmly, but gently, that I wasn't showing my ensign. 
 " I am sorry," I apologised, " but I am so tired I 
 forgot all about it." " All right. Sir, stick it up now, 
 and we'll come across to you presently." I soon 
 spotted a good berth, and was getting a rope ready, 
 when a puff of wind came and gave the boat such a 
 rate of speed that she ran her bowsprit into the pier 
 before I could get to the tiller. Luckily she took it 
 a little to one side, and did no more damage than to 
 snap off the spar. This was the climax. I was soon 
 afterwards berthed ; and then cleared by the ex- 
 ceedingly agreeable chief Customs officer who, when 
 I thanked him for several little matters to which he 
 attended for me, explained that it was Sunday, and 
 being a day of rest, he and his men were only too 
 glad of a little occupation beyond their mere duty. 
 
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 CHAPTER XXIV 
 
 Anti-Climax 
 
 I SPENT the following day lounging whilst the man I 
 had engaged to remove the filth of Fecamp alternately 
 worked and muttered sweet nothings at the tenacity 
 of the grease that was upon the Mave '^BJiois side. 
 
 I had also had a new bowsprit fitted, and a boy 
 had cleaned up the cabin, lamps, stove, crockery, &c. 
 The latter was the more necessary, because I was to 
 be joined by my wife and our two small boys — the 
 Skipper's wife and the First and Second Mites — for 
 the trip round to London. 
 
 It was rather a squeeze to sleep the four in so small 
 a craft, but with a little ingenuity in arranging beds 
 for the two boys up for'ard of the mast, I succeeded 
 in making them comfortable for the night. 
 
 The dawn was perfe6t in its indication of fine 
 
 weather, so the following day (August loth) we set 
 
 sail at about lo a.m. The day overhead was a warm 
 
 blaze of sunshine, but still that nasty leaden blue was 
 
 upon the face of the sky. The First Mite was at the 
 
 tiller ; we could just lay the course to Beachy Head. 
 
 With a very light wind we crawled to abreast the 
 
 lighthouse. 
 
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 What a remarkable effect this towering headland 
 has when illumined by brilliant sunshine. Out of the 
 delicate blue shadows upon its pale cream sides, we 
 discovered all kinds of curious shapes — faces, animals, 
 &c. ; one shadow made a perfeft likeness to a certain 
 Cabinet Minister. The First and Second Mites played 
 " I spy " with them. We were becalmed here for a 
 little while and there was a big oily swell, so I took 
 the tiller and sheered off seawards where I expedted 
 to pick up a breeze. 
 
 In the distance ahead were several Thames barges, 
 their red sails glowing richly in the sunlight as they 
 cross-tacked towards Dungeness. 
 
 By the time we had rounded the headland the 
 leaden haziness had increased and the coast of the 
 bay beyond was entirely obscured by it. I was 
 picking up the barges fast, and the wind had increased 
 a little. Then the barge farthest ahead struck her 
 jib topsail. " Hullo ! " I thought, " we're in for it." 
 The next barge lowered her main topsail. Ominous 
 signs. The sea was also very steep, and it began to 
 break a little way ahead. I warned the crew, and 
 the Skipper's wife put on her oilskins. Their experi- 
 ences of cruising were limited to the more sheltered 
 water between Harwich and the Thames, so I had 
 great misgivings as to how they would take " a blow " 
 out here. Soon the wind was on us, she buried her 
 decks and hissed along up and down the breaking 
 seas. The First Mite took shelter from the spray in 
 the cabin and could not be induced to come out ; the 
 
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 Second Mite soon had a wet and salty face, but 
 enjoyed it. The Skipper's wife, whom I had expe6ted 
 to be nervous, with feminine inconsistency was so 
 impressed with the wild beauty of the sea that she 
 simply scintillated with apparent high spirits. 
 
 I was beginning to think it was about time to get 
 a reef down when groans issued from the cabin. The 
 First Mite felt seasick. I persuaded him to come 
 outside, and no sooner had he put his head through 
 the hatch than a burst of spray caught him, and he 
 dived back again with a yell into the shelter of the 
 cabin. Then the Skipper's wife spent her time attend- 
 ing to the requirements of the sickly one, whilst I 
 got a reef down. By the time this was done, I found 
 the Second Mite trying to smile with a green face. 
 I gave him a rope to hold on to, and convinced him 
 that he was doing something important, which took 
 off the sickness for a while ; but eventually he had to 
 retire into the cabin. 
 
 Meanwhile I had overtaken and passed two of the 
 barges, and was fast overhauling the leader. I had 
 not the remotest notion where I was, but their com- 
 pany was good enough until out of the haze upon 
 the port quarter I saw faintly the Royal Sovereign 
 lightship. Good Heavens ! what slow progress ! 
 We should not be able to get into Rye, which would 
 mean an all-night business, and by then the tide was 
 beginning to slack off. 
 
 The only thing to do was to get the crew ashore 
 
 at Hastings, and go on alone through the night. I 
 
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 took a bearing and found we should just fetch there 
 upon the starboard tack. Speeding along a little to 
 leeward of the barge, we kept company nearly to 
 Hastings, and the sea began to grow smoother as we 
 neared the land. Presently we could make out the 
 details of the town, and after a while I dropped anchor 
 under the lee of a stone pier at the eastern end of 
 the town. 
 
 Hailing a boat the crew went ashore whilst I got 
 their luggage together. I felt bitterly disappointed, 
 but evidently it was better they should not venture 
 farther, for the weather was not to be relied upon, 
 and it seemed to be demanding its pound of flesh 
 from me with the vindiftiveness of a Shylock. 
 
 They were surrounded by a crowd as they stepped 
 upon the pebbly beach, and the Skipper's wife, in 
 reply to a query from one of the coastguards, said the 
 yacht had come from France. When I got ashore 
 with the baggage, he said he would have to examine 
 the contents. When I told him I had been cleared 
 at Newhaven, he asked to see my papers, but as they 
 were aboard the yacht, he said he would take my 
 word for it, and added he would not have troubled 
 me at all but for the baggage. 
 
 The yacht lay snugly where she was, and with an 
 off-shore wind no better berth could be wished for, 
 except for the gentle heave of the sea, which to me, 
 seasoned as I was, was nothing. 
 
 After a cheering little dinner I found good quarters 
 for the crew and bade adieu to them in case the wind
 
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 changed, for I should then have to leave my anchorage 
 and be off. 
 
 However the wind died away altogether, and the 
 following morning when I stepped ashore, the crew 
 were there to meet me. The Skipper's wife an- 
 nounced her intention of sending the two boys back 
 to town and coming with me alone. 
 
 I pointed out all the possibilities, but she was firm, 
 and the boys, their misery forgotten, wanted to make 
 another start. However they were compensated by 
 the importance they felt at making the journey by 
 train alone. 
 
 The stores purchased by the Skipper's wife aboard, 
 we set sail at 2 p.m. We had a light breeze dead aft, 
 and with it we were taken under spinnaker to Dun- 
 geness. About an hour after we had passed there it 
 fell to a dead calm and the sun went down. I kept 
 in the red zone of the lighthouses, and although we 
 were too far from land to anchor, there was no tide 
 there, and the yacht remained perfeftly still. The 
 lights of Folkestone and Dover reflefted themselves 
 across the wide stretch of water down to the very edge 
 of the boat. Twenty-two miles away the flashes of 
 Cape Gris Nez could be distinctly seen. 
 
 The night was so warm that the Skipper's wife fell 
 asleep in the well, whilst I listened to the distant churn- 
 ing sounds of steamers on their hurrying progress up 
 and down Channel, and watched the window lights of 
 Sandgate and Folkestone go out, one by one. I was 
 beginning to feel drowsy — it was about 2 a.m., when 
 
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 the Skipper's wife awoke. Shortly afterwards we were 
 busy cooking sausages and came near to quarrelling 
 about the right shade of brown that they should 
 be when properly cooked. Soon after this supper- 
 cum-breakfast was ready, a little gentle wind came 
 ruffling along the water and took us into water 
 shallow enough to anchor in, offSandgate, about half 
 a mile out. 
 
 The sailing from here was all made in peaceful calm 
 bathed in warm sunshine ; real dolcefar niente weather 
 rewarded the Skipper's wife, and the whole five days 
 spent ashore and afloat during the journey to London 
 contained nothing worth the telling, save perhaps the 
 two following incidents. 
 
 It was about sunset and we werenearingthe southern 
 entrance to Dover outer harbour, across which the tide 
 set strongly, when the wind dropped altogether and 
 left us wallowing there in the tide. The Skipper's 
 wife was visibly tired of our slow progress from Sand- 
 gate, and longed for a trot ashore. My chart for Dover 
 was an out-of-date one which indicated that staging 
 blocked up the other entrance which was out of sight 
 to the eastward. 
 
 There was a fog in the Downs from whose grey cur- 
 tain horns and bells were howling in exquisite strains. 
 I tried hard with my solitary oar to scull the yacht in, 
 but the tide simply swept her along broadside. Then 
 a steamer's syren howled at us as the Ostend boat 
 circled out of the fog right at us. She still held on 
 in her circular course towards us making for the 
 
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 entrance. We were entirely at her mercy, for I could 
 do nothing with the oar, especially as I knew notwhich 
 side of us she intended passing, I threw it down, think- 
 ing it better not to confuse the steamer's helmsman 
 by any manoeuvre of mine. He cleared us by about 
 eight feet. As the big vessel shot past, I picked up the 
 Skipper's wife, who was rather limp, and put her out 
 of the possibilities of the wash which came bounding 
 along,but instead of breaking aboard, asl half expedted, 
 it went under the yacht as she met it on her quarters. 
 That was distinctly unpleasant, and if one took such 
 matters too seriously, one would perhaps give up sail- 
 ing yachts. 
 
 However, I then had more to think about than 
 might have beens, it was a case of might be, for other 
 steamers were about the fog-shrouded Downs and I 
 did not relish the night there, so I worked again at 
 the oar in the hopes of catching a hold of the bell 
 buoy near the other entrance. But before I got 
 there I could see there were no signs of staging across 
 the entrance, so working as hard as possible, I managed 
 to pick up the back eddy that runs westward through 
 this entrance with the eastern tide, and carrying us 
 through this eddy, took us to an anchorage near the 
 Pavilion Pier. That was better far than hanging on 
 to the bell buoy or drifting in the Downs. 
 
 Should this meet the eye of any yachtsman likely 
 
 to be placed in similar circumstances off Dover, a 
 
 knowledge of that back eddy will save a good deal 
 
 of anxiety, and though it is spoken of in the Admiralty 
 
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 Sailing Directions, too much stress cannot be laid 
 upon its usefulness for yachtsmen. 
 
 The second incident took place in the night, whilst 
 anchored nearthe Chapman Lighthouse in theThames 
 awaiting the flood tide, where, in anticipation of fog, 
 I had brought up in shallow water, so that nothing 
 big could get near us. 
 
 We were aroused out of our sleep by four loud 
 blasts, evidently from a big steamer quite near by. 
 This indicated that she was going to bring up, and 
 as I climbed out, her cable chain rattled loudly, and 
 her anchor splashed over her side. I could see nothing 
 but my own shadow thrown from the riding-light 
 upon the wreathing clouds of fog. Presently, how- 
 ever, towering above us, I saw the faint glimmer of 
 a white light which was swinging round in our 
 direction. Had we dragged our anchor .? I wondered, 
 and rushing for the frying-pan I commenced to bang 
 away at it. This fetched out the Skipper's wife, 
 who with the fog-horn blew two huge blasts. " Shut 
 up ! " I shouted, as I hurriedly snatched it from her ; 
 " that means we are sailing upon the port tack ! " 
 
 When the steamer's stern, upon which the light 
 was fixed, had swung round well clear of us, I received 
 a lefture from the Skipper's wife upon the subject of 
 politeness, and once again asleep I dreamt that the 
 Morse Code had had another clause added to it, to 
 the effed: that when the Skipper's wife is aboard, the 
 signals should not have the same significance. 
 
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 CONCLUSION 
 
 Ultimately we arrived at Hammersmith, after a 
 tedious crawl up the river Thames. 
 
 The yacht had covered many miles, she had carried 
 me safely into some delightful places, and I had seen 
 many quaint persons and things. However much a 
 man may know about the ways of the sea, there is 
 always more to learn, and it is just this that makes 
 sailing the finest sport in the world. I had had the 
 opportunity of learning much, but I had not learnt 
 enough to not want to go through it again, bad 
 weather and all included. 
 
 Doubtless the voyage was a big undertaking for so 
 small a yacht, but in spite of absolutely adverse cir- 
 cumstances, it was most successful. 
 
 There will be some who, having read this book, 
 will think I ought to thank my lucky stars I arrived 
 safely through the voyage. I do, and I shall do the 
 same about the next voyage, but t shall trust luck as 
 much as I did on this one — that is, not at all. 
 
 There will be others — those lucky ones who are 
 
 not limited as to the time they may spend upon a 
 
 cruise — who will think me foolish for putting to sea 
 
 upon days when passages were inevitably comfortless. 
 
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 Conclusion 
 
 I was limited in the matter of time, but if I had not 
 been, it would still have been the same, for personally 
 I think the ideal form of cruising is to stick to a time- 
 sheet, letting flat calms be the only things to stop one 
 in the way of weather. Which system puts one in 
 a fair way of experiencing the whole gamut of the 
 sport, from those sombre days with their wild ex- 
 hilaration to those sunnv ones which we all love, 
 vs^ith their balmy, healthful languor. 
 
 Others, those hardy spirits who never know fear 
 themselves, will find passages — those anxious moments 
 — which may raise a smile. Let them smile, for 
 those who know not fear know not the sea, and I 
 can smile a happier smile, for I do know a little of 
 the sea. 
 
 There are others who look upon these accounts of 
 cruises as a glorified form of brag. Perhaps they 
 read like that, for buoyant spirits are apt to bubble 
 over in the memory of strenuous days. But surely a 
 man finds little to brag about whilst battling with 
 the awe-inspiring sea, and the more I see it the less 
 I trust it, but the greater is my love for it, and the 
 stronger is its call. 
 
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 APPENDIX 
 
 SAILING DIRECTIONS FROM RAMSGATE VlA 
 CALAIS AND THE COAST PORTS TO LE 
 HAVRE 
 
 FRENCH SYSTEM OF BUOYAGE 
 
 The following uniform system of buoyage and beacons has been 
 adopted on the coasts of France. 
 
 All the buoys and beacons are characterised by colour, and by the 
 form of topmark. The term starboard means the right-hand side 
 approaching from seaward ; the term port means the left-hand side. 
 The term separation of channels is given to the marks placed at the 
 seaward extreme of middle grounds ; those at the inshore extreme 
 are named junction ofchanne/s marks. The marks on shoals of small 
 extent are named isolated danger marks. 
 
 ILLUSTRATIONS OF THE SYSTEM 
 (Black signifies ^/flf,^.) (Shading signifies ^^oT.) ( Blank signifies White.) 
 
 Port hand buoys. 
 
 tq6 
 
 Starboard hand buoys.
 
 endtx 
 
 Buoys and beacons indicating separation 
 of channels. 
 
 Buoys indicating junction of 
 channels. 
 
 Buoys and beacons indicating isolated dangers. 
 
 RAMSGATE TO CALAIS 
 
 With a S.W. (true) wind, and if a calm and quick passage 
 is desired, choose to cross the Channel with the eastern 
 stream. Leave Ramsgate for South Sand Head Light-ship at 
 four hours before high water, taking Gull Stream for the 
 strongest tide. Pass Black Conical, and B. and W, Can 
 Buoys, to starboard. Keep them bearing one on the other 
 until they are about a quarter of a mile astern. Then set 
 course for South Goodwin Light-vessel. With S.W. (true) 
 breeze, the vessel should lay the course, which is S. by W., 
 for the tide will set her well upon it. 
 
 Off the S.W. Goodwin B. Buoy, take the time, and if there 
 two hours before high water at Dover, the South Goodwin 
 
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 Light-vessel will be reached at the best time for the de- 
 parture, the easterly stream will then have commenced. 
 
 From South Goodwin to Calais course is S.E. \ S. If it is 
 a neap tide, upon a speed through the water of 4 knots 
 per hour it will be necessary to allow at least if points for 
 the tide ; or at springs 3 points. Thus the course to steer 
 at neaps will be S. by E. \ E, and at springs S. \ E. Upon 
 either of these courses, when half-way across, should the 
 land be sighted, it will seem as though the vessel were sail- 
 ing straight for Cape Blanc Nez, and Calais will seem a great 
 way to leeward ; but should one turn off one's course in its 
 diredion, the vessel will never fetch Calais. By watching 
 carefully one will find the tide setting the vessel in the 
 diredtion of Calais, away from Blanc Nez. 
 
 Keep well to windward of the western jetty until the 
 vessel, carried by the beam tide, nearly touches it, then bear 
 quickly away to clear it and shoot in. When inside there 
 will not be much tide to contend against. Follow the 
 eastern jetty until, upon sighting the dock-gates, a little 
 to one's right of them will be seen the pilot vessels. Drop 
 anchor in line with their bowsprit ends and well clear of 
 the line of the dock entrance, and take a stern warp ashore. 
 This is a comfortable berth with landing-steps, but should 
 the wind turn northerly, it will be well to go into dock, 
 for a sea tumbles in with that wind. 
 
 When entering at night a red light will have to be shown, 
 and by day the ensign ; either of which should be left ex- 
 posed until the Douaniers (Customs officers) come aboard. 
 
 CALAIS TO BOULOGNE 
 
 Leaving Calais Jetty heads at 4I- hours after high water, 
 the safest course is to make for the B. Buoy No. i, 
 
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 Appe7idix 
 
 which bears W. by N. \ N. (3 miles), for there is a shoal 
 patch of one fathom inshore, on to which the tide sets 
 strongly. 
 
 From this buoy, which may be passed upon the starboard 
 hand, a Red Mirror Buoy bears S.S.W. \ W. (2| miles). 
 This marks the edge of the Ridens des Quenocs, upon which 
 there is a least depth of one fathom, and always a rough 
 sea. From this buoy, which should be passed upon the 
 port hand, a course S.W. by W. f W. (6 miles) will clear 
 Cape Gris Nez, leaving No. 2 Red Buoy, which marks 
 La Barrier Shoals, upon the port. 
 
 Rounding Cape Gris Nez when the lighthouse bears 
 upon the quarter, a course S.S.W. f S, (8 miles) will lead 
 into the outer harbour of Boulogne. Passing the B. 
 and W. Bell Buoy, which marks the Bassure de Baas about 
 f mile to starboard, Ambleteuse Road will be entered. 
 Here a very steep sea is caused by a weather-going tide. 
 The entrance to Boulogne should not be attempted at low 
 water until the tall Colonne de la Grande Armee is well 
 open of Creche Point, and it would be well to stand on 
 until you can see right up between the jetties, for there is 
 a patch of only a fathom to the north-eastward of the 
 entrance. 
 
 Yachts should bring up temporarily at the Iron Mooring 
 Buoy, to which the pilot vessels moor ; it lies upon the 
 starboard hand, where the harbour commences to widen 
 out from the jetties, and almost in line with the inner 
 end of the S.E. jetty. It is within warping distance of 
 the entrance to the Bassin a flot or wet dock. If staying 
 any length of time, it is advisable to go into dock. The 
 charge, if any, is very little. 
 
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 BOULOGNE TO ETAPLES 
 
 With a head wind set off so that the entrance to the Canche 
 will be reached at about \\ hours before high water. 
 Leaving the jetty ends, make to pass between the outer 
 breakwater, one mile distant, and the Whistling Buoy. 
 From there a course S.S.W. f S. (12 miles) will lead past 
 Cape I'Alprech (from whence the coast commences to be 
 low lying) to the Black Spindle Buoy, which marks the 
 northern edge of the estuary of the Canche. About a mile 
 farther south is a Red Bell Buoy which marks the southern 
 edge. Heave to between these buoys for an hour, and see 
 that the tide does not set the yacht farther in than their 
 line, or she will be embayed, and see also that the current 
 along shore does not set her farther north than the Black 
 Spindle Buoy, or she will have difficulty in regaining her 
 position. After waiting until half-an-hour before high 
 water, the water will have risen sufficiently to allow of 
 the entrance. The sailing diredlions tell of two channels 
 leading to Camiers Lighthouse, but no diredlions are to be 
 relied upon when they say, as they do here, that vessels 
 should not enter without a pilot. And indeed the sands 
 shift so extensively that the only safe guide is the system 
 of buoyage. The best water is to be found at first upon 
 a line midway between the two outer buoys and Camiers 
 Lighthouse, a square white tower which bears from that 
 position E. \ N. ; but whilst keeping on this bearing, get a 
 sight of the buoys farther in, especially the Red Spindle one 
 which marks the spit of sand at the end of Le Touquet 
 Point, and give it a wide berth to starboard, sounding all 
 the while. The sea breaks heavily hereabouts, so the 
 danger of touching need not be emphasised, and the tide 
 
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 Appendix 
 
 rushes over this point at five knots. Once past this buoy, 
 the channel is easily seen, being marked by stout poles 
 stuck in stone dykes upon either side, for over two miles, 
 nearly to Etaples. It is well, however, to keep sounding 
 all the way, as there are unmarked shoal patches in this 
 channel. 
 
 I don't think any one would be so foolish as to attempt 
 this entrance at night for the fun of the thing. The Sailing 
 Directions and charts are unreliable, and as no pilot will 
 come out to you in bad weather, it is no use as a place to 
 run to for shelter. So I heartily recommend giving the 
 Canche a wide berth at night. Under those circumstances 
 it would be better to remain outside in not less than twenty 
 fathoms of water. 
 
 THE CANCHE TO THE SOMME 
 
 Between these two rivers the coast is very difficult to see 
 in wet weather. There is no shelter for yachts to run to 
 between the two places. The estuary of the Authie affords 
 shelter for fishing-boats, but these have to be beached. 
 
 The Canche estuary will be cleared at high water, when 
 the tide will be found to be setting along the coast in the 
 direction of Boulogne, until about five hours after high water, 
 when it commences to run towards the Somme. 
 
 From the Red Bell Buoy outside the Canche the course 
 to the Black Bell Buoy is S.S.W. J W. (eighteen miles). 
 
 With wind against tide a very steep sea runs upon the top 
 of the swell. 
 
 The thing to find when nearing the Somme is not so much 
 the Bell Buoy as Point St. Quentin. The only thing to 
 guide one with regard to the latter is the lead and a coast- 
 
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 From the Thames to the Seine 
 
 guard station, from which the spit juts out due west. The 
 buoys shown upon the chart look very pi6luresque, but as 
 they in no way mark the channel, they are quite useless for 
 navigational purposes. When, however, Point St. Quentin 
 has been picked up, sail towards Cayeux until one of the 
 Black Channel Buoys is sighted, then sail towards Point 
 Hourdel until a sight of one of the Red Buoys is obtained. 
 By this time the trend of the channel will be obvious if 
 the line of buoys which marks the edges of it cannot already 
 be seen. But should one first prefer to sail on to the Outer 
 Bell Buoy, upon rounding it, one should sail in the direftion 
 of Point Hourdel ; in either case the lead should be kept 
 going. The pilotage is compulsory for vessels over ten tons 
 register. The tide runs from six to seven knots at springs. 
 The channel is well buoyed and easy to work up to where 
 it branches off in one dire6lion to Le Crotoy and in the other 
 to St. Valery. From here it is rather confusing, and, added 
 to this, the current sets across the banks when they are 
 covered. There would be no great danger in any weather 
 in taking ground under the lee of a bank when as far up 
 the Somme as this. 
 
 The most comfortable way of getting to St. Valery would 
 be to bring up in the little harbour at Hourdel, and ask one 
 of the fishermen to point out the channels, which can from 
 there be seen at low water, being then mere dribbles upon 
 the wide expanse of sand. More especially will this advice 
 be appreciated when it is understood that the trend of the 
 channel is always shifting, the buoys being moved when 
 necessary. 
 
 To get into Hourdel from seawards hug the steep-to 
 shingle bank upon the starboard hand and the deepest water 
 is near the quay. If entering there from St. Valery, give 
 the Red Buoy (which at low water is aground) a wide berth, 
 
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 as there is a spit running out in its diredlion and beyond it 
 from the south-east side of the harbour. 
 
 The greatest care should be used, whensailing toSt. Valery, 
 not to miss the end of the stone dyke upon the end of which 
 there is a beacon, and just off the end there was a black buoy ; 
 this must be rounded to port. 
 
 Sail right up between this dyke and the town quay, where 
 will be seen scores of fishing-boats, until the channel turns 
 a little to starboard in the diredion of the harbour and 
 wharf. Any yacht drawing over six feet should have a 
 pilot. 
 
 THE SOMME TO LE TREPORT 
 
 With a decent leading wind leave St. Valery a little before 
 high water. Should the keel scrape on the sand, the vessel 
 must be kept going with the current ; she may scrape over 
 the bank, but if she is turned off the track of the current, 
 she will certainly stick there until the next tide, for the 
 sand quickly piles upon anything that happens to be athwart 
 the set of the tide. 
 
 Once having picked up the main channel, the Red Buoys 
 should be shaved upon the port hand until in deep water, 
 which will be found about \\ miles from Hourdel Point. 
 
 From here, with Le Crotoy just open of Point Hourdel 
 and Cayeux Lighthouse bearing S.E. \ S., a course S.W. 
 by S. will lead to Le Treport about ten miles away, in case 
 it cannot be seen. Usually the tall white cliffs which com- 
 mence at the town of Ault are visible. Ault must not be 
 mistaken for Treport and the course doubted. Treport is 
 in a valley between the white cliffs some five miles farther 
 down the coast, whereas Ault seems to be toppling off the 
 extreme end of these white cliffs on to the low ground which 
 
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 exists between these and the Somme. Moreover there is a 
 lighthouse at Ault upon the top of the cliff 331 feet above 
 the sea. 
 
 With a W.N.W. wind it will be well to get a good offing, 
 for the indrift is strong, and the sea farther from the shore 
 is not so steep as it is over the banks inshore. With a 
 wind from W. to S.W. it would be best to make two long 
 boards of it out seawards; and, as there is no shelter to 
 make for between the Somme and Treport save for fishing- 
 boats, there is no object in hugging the shore. 
 
 At lowest springs the tide at Treport recedes to within a 
 cable length of the jetty ends, and there is never more than 
 six feet upon the bar at low water. The sea breaks heavily 
 upon the bar, and the high cliff to westward of the entrance 
 causes a back eddy of wind which always sets a vessel aback 
 whilst she is in the midst of these rollers, so it is imperative 
 to have quite a lot of weigh on when entering. 
 
 When about to enter, ascertain either by the lead or by 
 reading the tidal signals shown upon the jetty, what depth 
 of water there is across the bar. Having made sure that 
 there is enough and to spare ; when about three-quarters of 
 a mile from the jetty heads, the Church of St. Jacques should 
 be brought to bear between these, or so that you can see 
 into the harbour between them. Either of these bearings 
 will lead clear of the hummock of shingle which piles itself 
 immediately to the eastward of the entrance. 
 
 Quarter of a mile from the shore to the westward of the 
 entrance are two patches of rocks. These must be avoided, 
 so if one happens to miss the entrance, it would be impera- 
 tive to make out to sea again at once. 
 
 Upon getting between the piers you will find the swell 
 still strong, and care should be taken that it does not set 
 you on to one or other of the jetties, for although these are 
 
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 Appendix 
 
 of masonry, being built upon arches, they permit part of 
 the swell to pass through. 
 
 Yachts should bring up alongside the quay to the west- 
 ward or make fast to one of the fishing-boats alongside it. 
 When taking ground alongside these boats, care should be 
 used, as they have rather deep false keels and very hard 
 bilges, and should your yacht not draw much, she might at 
 low water find herself supported only by her shrouds upon 
 the bilge of the fishing-boat. Some of these vessels are 
 coated with soft tar, often a quarter of an inch thick ; so old 
 fenders are a necessity, and plenty of them. 
 
 When about to enter the dock, which should be done at 
 about half-an-hour before high water, first attrad the 
 attention of the bridge-keeper by blowing several blasts upon 
 the foghorn whilst approaching. The gate opens in to 
 the inner port, which like the harbour dries out. Keep 
 well in the middle of the channel, as there are submerged 
 stakes and old wrecks upon either hand. When approach- 
 ing the dock, give more foghorn, and when through, turn 
 immediately to the left and warp alongside the quay, where 
 the yacht will be clear of the warps of steamers as they 
 make their exit. The dock-keeper will supply water for 
 a trifle. 
 
 LE TREPORT TO DIEPPE 
 
 The current ofi^shore commences to run in the diredlion 
 of Dieppe at about half-an-hour after high water; so by 
 getting out of dock at high water, by the time the vessel 
 is clear of the jetties, she will have the stream with her. 
 
 By standing out well to sea, and by keeping the eastern 
 jetty end well open of the western one, Les Granges Rocks 
 will be cleared. With a northerly wind make short tacks 
 
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 across the bar until half a mile out to sea. The greatest 
 care should be employed not to get the vessel between stays, 
 for should that happen, the tide will do its best to set her 
 on the rocks. 
 
 Once having got this offing, the voyage to Dieppe will 
 be plain sailing. The course is W.S.W. about 14 miles, 
 the only trouble being the Ridens de Neuvillette and de 
 Belleville, where steep seas will be encountered with a 
 head wind. 
 
 A very strong tide sets out of Dieppe harbour. For a 
 small trifle men track small craft in, which saves a lot of 
 unnecessary trouble. 
 
 Care should be used not to enter about the time that a 
 steamer is expected (see Chapter XII). 
 
 If the docks are closed, as they doubtless would be by 
 the time of a vessel's arrival from Treport, she should pro- 
 ceed up the outer port in the direction of the Church of 
 St. Jacques, whose towers will be seen above the houses, and 
 be moored to the south quay near the entrance to the 
 fishing harbour. Any of the fishermen will tell one which 
 dock is the best to enter. 
 
 DIEPPE TO ST. VALERY-EN-CAUX 
 
 The stream in the offing commences to run towards St. 
 Valery-en-Caux at about one hour after high water. A 
 course from the jetty ends W. by N. ^ N. (5 miles) will 
 clear the outlying rocks which extend three-quarters of a 
 mile seawards oif Point d'Ailly. From thence when the 
 lighthouse bears abeam, a course W. (io| miles) will lead 
 to a point a mile seaward of the entrance and clear of the 
 foul ground three-quarters of a mile eastward of the end 
 
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 of the St. Valery jetties. Should a vessel arrive here later 
 than half-tide, it would not be safe for her to attempt the 
 entrance should she draw over 4 feet 6 inches. 
 
 The bar is always shifting, and it dries out much farther 
 than the chart indicates. 
 
 When entering, the deepest water will be found near 
 the eastern jetty. 
 
 Bringing up alongside the eastern quay near one of the 
 iron ladders, bollards will be found upon the quay and 
 chains attached to rings fixed in its side, to which vessels can 
 make fast, fore and aft. Beware of the sluicing operation, 
 which takes place at low water (see Chapter XIV). There 
 is a small tidal steep-to harbour for fishing-boats to the 
 left of the entrance to the main harbour, but as vessels 
 would ground upon the shingle at about an angle of thirty 
 degrees, fore and aft, it is inconvenient, and though one 
 would here escape the effect of the sluicing, it is hardly 
 to be recommended. 
 
 There is only one wet dock, and the best berth is along- 
 side the western quay. As the water used for sluicing is 
 suddenly released from this basin, thereby reducing the depth 
 some eight feet, warps should be slacked off when it takes 
 place. This trouble, of course, would be avoided if the craft 
 were warped alongside another vessel. 
 
 ST. VALERY-EN-CAUX TO FECAMP 
 
 The stream in the ofiing commences to run in the diredlion 
 of Fecamp at about \\ hours after high water, and it con- 
 tinues until about \\ hours before the next high water. 
 
 From 5- mile farther seaward, in the line of the jetties, 
 a course W. -^ N. (5f miles) leads to the bend in the coast 
 
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 abreast of Veulettes, from where a course W. by S. \ S. 
 (io|- miles) places one in position for entering Fecamp. 
 Having allowed a good amount for the set of the tide 
 across the entrance (it runs 3|-) knots and got safely be- 
 tween the jetties, the harbour which opens in a spacious 
 square will be found some distance farther in, to the right. 
 At the southern corner is the entrance to the basin, but by 
 first bringing up to an anchor in the middle of the harbour, 
 contact with the greasy sides of the quay will be avoided 
 (see Chapter XXII). There will be probably enough 
 water to lie afloat, but, if not, the bottom is excellent for 
 grounding on. 
 
 FECAMP TO LE HAVRE 
 
 The stream runs in the diredlion of Cape d'Antifer from 
 if hours before until 5 hours after high water. From 
 this headland the coast takes a sharp bend in a S.W. direc- 
 tion as far as Cape La Heve. Between these points there 
 is not much strength of tide inshore with the ebb, and 
 what there is, seems to set offshore. The tidal stream of 
 the river Seine unites with the main stream at a varying 
 point somewhere about six miles northward of Cape La 
 Heve. Therefore it will be necessary to arrive upon this 
 meridian not later than the Seine tide starts to flow, which 
 would be about \\ hours before high water at Le Havre. 
 
 The course from Fecamp to Etretat is W. f S. (yj miles), 
 from thence to Cape d'Antifer it is S.W. by W. (2J miles), 
 from there to La Heve S.W. J S. (11 J miles), and from 
 La Heve to the entrance to Le Havre S.E. by S. (2|- 
 miles). 
 
 With the wind offshore, hot squalls come down the 
 
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 valleys, which should be carefully watched for, as the wind 
 comes in a down-draught. 
 
 With a light head-wind it will probably be necessary to 
 anchor for one tide, as there is no sheltered anchorage, and 
 the shore is very steep too. When past Cape d'Antifer, 
 however, there is a shoal patch, opposite the coastguard 
 house at Bruneval, and at St. Jouin and Hennequeville are 
 others ; but in no case should shore be approached nearer 
 than \ mile, for there are submerged rocks all down the 
 coast. 
 
 The best guide is, of course, the lead, but in using the 
 lead, care should still be used not to stand in beyond the 
 above-mentioned distance, because it is difficult to make 
 sure of the ship's position, as none of the villages except 
 Bruneval can be seen from within two or three miles sea- 
 wards. 
 
 Having picked up the Bell Buoy, opposite Cape La 
 Heve, shave it upon the port hand and set course for Le 
 Havre jetties, but keep a good allowance for the set of the 
 tide, which is strongest immediately across the entrance. 
 Indeed, the northern jetty should be hugged for all it is 
 worth until the vessel is right on it. If one arrives by 
 night, and would prefer to wait until daylight to enter dock, 
 a good anchorage in the outer harbour is to be found 
 nearly opposite the Frascati Casino. Should one, however, 
 prefer to go straight into dock, sail up the Avant Port, 
 passing the outer harbour upon the port hand until a cul- 
 de-sac of dock-gates is reached, where the port widens. 
 Better still, follow the north quay until in it a wide opening 
 is found, which leads to the Bassin du Roi. Should the dock 
 not be open, the best place to wait is at the right-hand side 
 quay, where one can warp to bollards. When the dock- 
 gates are opened, upon blowing one's horn the bridge will 
 
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 be opened, and when in the dock, the best berth is alongside 
 one of the pilot boats, well clear of the entrance. 
 
 A small yacht would be comfortable here for a short 
 stay, but if she is making a long visit, it would be better to 
 take her into the Bassin du Commerce, where yachts bring 
 up ; this should be done by daylight if possible. 
 
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 INDEX OF PLACES 
 
 ABBEVILLE, 59-70, 74 
 -^^ Aiguille d'Etretat, L', 122 
 Ailly, the Point d', 104, 105, 206 
 Aizier, 142 
 
 Alprech, Cape 1', 21, 36, 39, 200 
 Ambleteuse Road, 199 
 Amont, the Falaise d', 122 
 Amont, the Porte d', 122 
 Antifer, Cape d', 120, 124, 162, 
 163, 165, 176, 177, 208, 209 
 Arques, the river, 103 
 Audresselles, 21 
 Ault, 203 
 Aval, Porte d', 122 
 
 g ASSURE de Baas, the, 199 
 
 Beachy Head, 180, 183, 186 
 Bethune, the river, 103 
 Blanc Nez, 9, 20, 198 
 Boulogne, 21, 23, 24, 25-32, 34, 
 36, 52, 74, 97, 199, 200, 201 
 Bresle, the valley of the, 92 
 Brest, 100 
 Bruneval, 209 
 Burnham, 180 
 
 QAEN, 158 
 
 Calais, 7, 9-19, 71, 198 
 Camiers Lighthouse, the, 200 
 Canche, the river, 39, 41, 44, 
 200, 201 
 
 Carnot Breakwater, the, 38 
 
 Caudebec, 142, 144 
 
 Cayeux, 60, 74, 75, 202, 
 
 203 
 Chambre des Demoiselles, La, 
 
 122 
 Chapman Lighthouse, the, 193 
 Charing Cross, 2 
 Colonne de la Grande Armce, 32, 
 
 199 
 Constantinople, 128 
 Corvette, La, 141 
 Courbe, La, 142 
 Courgain, the, 72 
 Creche, Point de la, 32, 199 
 Criqueboeuf, 150 
 Crotoy, Le, 74, 202, 203 
 
 DEAL, 7 
 
 Deauville (suburb of Trou- 
 
 ville), 144, 148 
 Des Flaques, 142 
 Dieppe, 74, 94-104, 205, 
 
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 Dives, the river, 144 
 Dos d'Ane, the, 142 
 Dover, 190, 191, 192, 197 
 Downs, the, 191, 192 
 Duclair, 143, 144 
 Dungeness, 187, 190 
 Dunkirk, 8
 
 Index of Places 
 
 FRITH, 3 
 
 Etaples, 39, 40, 41-50, 201 
 Etretat, 121, 122, 164, 208 
 Eu, 88, 89, 90 
 
 T ES GRANGES Rocks, 205 
 
 Liane, the river, 25, 34 
 Liverpool, 75 
 Long-nose, 5 
 Long Reach, 3 
 Lower Hope Point, 4 
 
 pAGNET Point, 121, 166, 
 
 Fecamp, 120, 121, 161, 167- MAILLERAYE, La,^H3 
 173, 176, 184, 186, 207, '" 
 
 208 
 
 Folkestone, 26, 190 
 
 QOODWIN Sands, the, 6, 
 
 197 
 Gravesend, 4 
 Grays, 4 
 Greenhithe, 3 
 Greenwich, 3 
 Griz Nez, 8, 21, 22, 23, 190, 
 
 199 
 Gull Light-vessel, the, 6, 7 
 Gull Stream, 197 
 
 ■LJAMMERSMITH, i, 194 
 
 Hardiers, the, 123 
 Harfleur, 134-136 
 Hastings, 188, 189 
 Havre, Le, 5, 74, 120, 124, 125, 
 
 127-137, 154, 159) i6o> i^ij 
 
 163, 208 
 Hennequeville, 150, 209 
 Henriville, 34 
 Heme Bay, 5 
 Heve, Cape La, 120, 124, 162, 
 
 163, 208, 209 
 Honfleur, 128, 139, 144, 150, 
 
 152, 153-159 
 Hourdel, Le, 75, 202, 203 
 
 Manneporte, La, 122 
 Margate, 5, 86 
 Mers (Treport), 81, 89 
 Mesnil, Le, 102 
 Meules, Les, 143 
 Montmartre, 86, 128 
 Montreuil-sur-mer, 48, 49 
 
 AJEUVILLE - SOUS - MON- 
 
 ^^ TREUIL, 49 
 
 Newhaven, 175, 183, 184, 
 
 189 
 Nore, the, 4 
 
 North Foreland, the, 4, 5 
 Noyelles, 61, 70 
 
 QSTEND, 97 
 Ovens Buoy, 4 
 
 pARIS, 128, 148, 154 
 
 Paris Plage, 39, 44, 46, 47 
 Penne de Pic, 151 
 Piette, La, 143 
 Pollet, La, 99 
 Pool of London, the, 2 
 Portel, Le, 32, 34-36 
 Pourville, 104 
 
 GUILLEBCEUF, 140, 141, 
 144
 
 Index of Places 
 
 J^ADICATEL, 140 
 
 Ramsgate, 5, 197 
 Ridens de Belleville, 206 
 Ridens de Neuvillette, 206 
 Ridens des Quenocs, the, 20 
 Rille, 139, 140 
 
 Roche de Sainte Olive, La, 123 
 Roque, La, 140 
 Rouen, 49, 138, 143, 144 
 Rye, 188 
 
 CT. AUBIN, valley of, 106 
 
 St. Jouin, 209 
 St, Leonard, 141 
 Ste. Marguerite, 104 
 St. Michel, Raz de, 106 
 St. Quentin, Point, 201, 202 
 St. Valery-en-Caux, 106, iio- 
 
 119, 129, 206, 207 
 St. Valery-sur-Somme, 26, 55, 
 
 57-61, 64, 65, 70, 71-74, 
 
 202, 203 
 Sandgate, 191 
 Seven Sisters, the, 183 
 Sheerness, 128 
 Somme River and Canal, the, 
 
 51-56, 62, 65, 71, 76, 201- 
 
 204 
 Southampton, 153 
 
 Southend, 4 
 
 South Foreland, 7, 8 
 
 South Sand Head, 7, 197 
 
 HTANCARVILLE, 140 
 ■*■ Tancarville Canal, the, 134 
 Thames estuary, 78, 180 
 Tilburyness, 4 
 Touques, 146 
 Touqucs, the river, 144 
 Touquet, Le, 39, 45 
 Touquet, Le, Point, 200 
 Traverse, the, 142 
 Treport, Le, 75, 79, 81-93, 203, 
 
 204, 205 
 Trouville, 124, 128, 131, 137, 
 138, 144, 14^-150 
 
 yARANGEVILLE, 104 
 
 Vasoui, 151 
 Veules, 105, 118 
 Vieuxport, 140 
 Villequier, 142 
 Villerville, 150 
 
 RAPPING, 5 
 
 Wimereux, 32-34 
 Wimille, the river, 33 
 Woolwich, 3 
 
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