THE
GOD OF THE JEWS;
OR,
BEING
THE CHARACTER OF
THE
JEWISH DEITY DELINEATED.
WITH
STRICTURES ON THE LIVES OF HEBREW SAINTS;
AND
Uemati&0 on X\^t Cfjeocracg.
TO WHICH IS PREFIXED,
A LETTER TO THE BISHOP OF LLANDAFF.
BY A TRADESMAN.
" If he be a God, let him plead for himself, because one liatli cast down his
Jtltar." JuDOEs vi. 31.
" Wise men are not ))rofane when they di-ny tlic Gods of the common ])Coi)le,
hut llicy are |)rofane when they tliink. the Gods an- such as the common i)eoi)le
l>olicve in." Sayino of Epicurus. •
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PRINTKD.V PUBLISHED UY R. CAULILR,.-.5, FLKET STRFiyr,
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PREFACE.
Superstition is one of the greatest evils that can
afflict society ; it instigates to the commission of every
crime, and the practice of every vice. It paralizes
the efforts and genius of a people, makes them slaves
to tyrants, and dupes to the craft and fraud of impos-
tors. It is a mortal enemy to truth, to science, and
the enlargement of the human faculties. The best
remedies for this dreadful malady are the cultivation of
science and philosophy, discarding of prejudice and
believing on trust, and a firm determination to exa-
mine for ourselves, and receive the truth in simplicity.
It was these considerations that induced the author to
examine the subject contained in the following work,
the result of which he now takes the liberty of laying
before the public. For his own information he ventured
to examine writings which are said to be the oracles
of truth, the fountain of wisdom, and an infallible rule
of faith and manners. It is in them, say the priest-
hood, that a God of " holiness^ truths justice, good-
ness" is announced to mankind ; it is in them that an
infinitely wise, good, and omnipotent being is exhibit-
ed to our view ; and it is in them that we see display-
ed all those attributes and perfections of Deity thajt
.are the object of our imitation.
Morality, the author considers " a science that iias
for its object the promotion of humun happiness." It
IV PREFACE.
must, llicn lore, be fomidcd on the nature of man, his
various relations in society, and the duties resulting
tVoin tliem. lie has invariably found, that priests and
their votaries have cohj^tantly endeavoured to with-
draw it from this basis, and found it upon conformity
to the will, and imitation of the conduct of an un-
known being, whom they have taken the liberty to de-
pict and dress up as suited their own peculiar interest.
Their rhorality is essehtially different from natural
morality, or virtue ; it consists in frivolous observances,
idltj and fantastic ceremonies, ahd not utifrequently in
the ddmmission of enormous Crimes ; but, above all, irt
a blind credulity and implicit faith. Men, conducting
themselves by these principles, must then be governed
by the caprice and selfishness of those who claim the
right of expounding the will of the unknovvn Being,
and they have ever Imd, and for eVer Will have, a sepa-
rate interest from that of their fellow-men. The author
has endeavoured to detect this quackery and expose
the fraud. He has seized their park of artillery, and
played it off on themselves. For this the ignorant
and the interested, the bigot and the hypocrite, Will
most cordially join in loading him With abuse. But
they are welcome, as he is verj'' well convinced, that
calumny is the ratio ultima of bigots when they have
no power to persecute. Those who cannot reason are
surely entitled to the privilege of scolding. Bias-
phemer. Infidel, and Atheist, are the best titles he has
any reason to expect. But those who call God good
and merciful, and then make him the author of cruelty
and injustice ; who call him the God of truth, and
then father upon him innumerable lies ; who make
him immutable, and then represent him as continually
PREFACE. V
changing his mind ; and who clothe him with incon-
sistent quahties and contradictory attributes ; these are
the true blasphemers. The author by exposing it
means to do it away. If to discredit wild rhapsodies,
inconsistent fables, and flat contradictions, be infi-
delity, then is he an infidel. Atheist is a term that
has been most liberally applied to the wisest and best
of men in all ages, and when he knows that such men
as Tillotson and Locke have been branded with
atheism by the fanatics of the times, it would ill be-
come him to attempt repelling the charge. But if to
strip nature or matter (which you please) of die powers
and energies inherent in it, and inseparable from it,
and place them in incomprehensible non-entities and
metaphysical abstractions, be atheism, then theolo-
gians are real Atheists. He may, perhaps, also be ac-
cused of turning serious subjects into banter and ridi-
cule. The weak have always been fond of crying up
nonsense as sacred, and knaves chime in with them.
He would further observe, tiiat the prophet Elijah did
not scruple to try BaaPs divinity by the test of ridi-
cule, and the adorers of Jehovah will not hesitate about
the application of their own principles.
To the unprejudiced, and the friends of truth and
free inquiry, the Author begs leave to appeal ; by their
judgment he will stand or fall. The candid he hopes
will excuse the defects in this performance ; want of a
classical education, and the situation of a tradesman
who can only write when he has finished the task of
the day, he is conscious will require very liberal
indulgence.
The Author.
LETTER
TO
THE RIGHT REVEREND FATHER IN OOTD,
RICHARD WATSON,
BISHOP OF LLANDAFF.
MY LORD,
I AM one of those tradesmen^ whom you are so
anxious to preserve from the contamination of irreU-
gion, who ventures to lay before your reverence the
result of my examination of the Bible, according to
the " better mode'* you prescribe to Thomas Paine.
In your fifth letter* you say, " Permit me to state to
you what would in my opinion have been a better
mode of proceeding, better suited to the character of
an honest man, sincere in his endeavours to search out
truth. Such a man, in reading the Bible, would, in
the first place, examine whether the Bible attributed
to the Supreme Being any attributes repugnant to holi-
ness, truth, justice, goodness ; whether it subjected
him to human infirmities ; whether it excluded him
from the government of the world, or assigned the
' There is a class of men for whom I have the greatest rrsjM.ct, and
whom I am anxious to preserve from the rontamination of your irrcli-
gion — Tl)p merchants, manufacturers, and tradesmen of the kingdom.
Apology for »he Bible, Let. x.
' Apology for the Bible.
8 LETTER TO
oriq;in of it to clinnco, and an otornal conflict of atoms."
YoM tluMi proceed, " finding nothing of this kind in
tlic> JJihlc ;" but here I must pause in my endeavours
to search out truth, according to the method you pre-
scribe. 1 have found the 13il)lc attributing to the Jew-
ish Deity attributes repugnant to holiness, truth, jus-
tice, goodness ; but whether the Jews or your reve-
rence take him for the Supreme Being or not, I will
not pretend to say. Iksides, 1 have found it repre-
senting him with human parts, as well as human pas-
sions and infirmities. If it does not excUide him from
the government of the world, it makes him ignorant of
what is going on in it, and represents him as partial, ar-
bitrary, and capricious. It makes him a ferocious
monster, cruel, unjust^ awd deceitful ; making those
miserable whom his omnipotence caused to exist.
And if it does not assign the origin of (he world to
chance, it constructs one very different from this ,we
live in, and as ridiculous as an eternal conflict of at6ms
can be supposed to do^ r m|m'.v' ! J: •r^a.jM
Now, my Lord, haying found yoiir statement raise
and erroneous, the Bible containing matters quite the
reverse of what yovi would make us believe, I hope
your reverence will excuse me from troubling myself
with the rest of your Jindings, which would require
the leisure and revenue of a Bishop to go through with,
and in th^ issue might prove equally unsuccessful. "I
trusl;, tjierefore, that before I proceed in my inquiries^
yquT Reverence wiUcpmlescend to peruse the following
*' (character of the Jewish God/' as it; i^s given in the
Bijlijle, and say whether your assertioiis are' true. Will
ypii \hcn come forward to the world and say, that thiij
being is a God of holiness, truth, justice, goodness ?
Will you say that the most dreadful enormities ever
heard of are only acts of " good policy combined with
mercy ?'' or that the mad ravings and wild whimsies
of an ignorant and savage people are the unerring dic-
tates of wisdom and truth ? Such assertions, I trust,
will never be made by one who has sucli pretensions
THE BISHOP OF LLANDAFF. '^9
to learning and candour as your reverence ; they would
only suit the character of those who hire themselves
to preach and pray any thing for a piece of bread ;
whose conscience; is in the keeping of the powers
that be.
You say, " 1 hope there is no want of charity in
saying, that it would have been fortunate for the
Christian world had Thomas Paine's life been termi-
nated before he had fulfilled his intentions of pub-
lishing his thoughts on religion." If there be no want
of charity in the case, there is surely great want of
prudence. If the Christian religion be as is pretended,
" the plan of infinite wisdom, supported by Almighty-
power," it has nothing to fear from any thing that can
be either said or written against it.^ The betraying of
fear in this manner is tantamount to a proof of real
unbelief. This charity of yours may be Christian
charity, as it was practised by the church at the time
of Constantine, at the period of the Crusades, at that
of the Reformation, and at the present moment : it
may be Christian charity at Rome, at Lisbon, at Cal-
garth Park, and in the Holy Office ! but I do not
think it is the charity of any philanthropic mind. It
is astonishing to hear a clergyman of the Church of
England talk about the divine origin and holiness of
religion, when he would not scruple to prostitute her
most solemn ordinances to qualify the vilest of man-
kind for the meanest office of the state.
Your reverence thinks, that Thomas Paine, in ac-
complishing his intentions, " will have unsettled the
faith of thousands." There are thousands whose faith
' It seems the arts and sciences can support themselves without
leffal establishments, and penal statutes; but our holy Christian
lelifjion, al(lionp;h of divint- ori^rinal, is too tender a plant to wilh-
srand the cutting winds and nipping frosts of carnal argiinuntatioii.
It h;is been at all times necessary to fence it round with penal laws,
ami Rcrure its growth liy lire and faggot, fines and imprisonment, in
every Christiau country.
10 LETTER TO
HO hook wliatcvrr ran unsettle^ : lio has not unsettled
the faith of many elt'rovm<"n of tlio church, I presume;
nor ever will, while faith is ibunded on the evidence
of things seen and felt. It takes, 1 am told, five mil-
hons sterling, or more of evidence, annually to uphold
the faith of the national clergy of your church ; it
were a pity if that could not "maintain faith, or if a
paltry pamphlet could unsettle it, when supported by
such weighty arguments. Your reverence appears to
consider the faith of the great and opulent to be ra-
ther of a " (|uestionable shape ;" — that is not alto-
gether candid ;— if any such there are, they can oidy
be the unpensioned few. Jam sure the others have
rehgion and faith to the full. Have they not given
sufficient evidence of it already ? Have they not re-
peatedly declared religion to be one of the causes of
the present war ? Have they not also declared it to
be " good policy combined with mercy" to extermi-
nate a nation of infidels ? and have they not both
fasted and prayed for success to the cause ? With re-
gard to their motives or sincerity I say nothing, but
such an observation in the present time certainly comes
from your reverence with a very bad grace.
Now the great question occurs, What is to settle
the faith of the merchant, manufacturer, and trades-
man, which is thus likely to be unsettled by this terri-
ble Age of Reason ? To be sure, a tradesman, who
labours hard to maintain himself and family, who has
no salary for believing, cannot reasonably be expected
to have such a settled faith as a Bishop of 10,0001. ii
year, or a Prime Minister who can command the na-
tional purse. He may surely be allowed some doubts
concerning those things of which you write so fluently.
'i here is a great difference between the faith of a
Bishop and that of a tradesman ; the one brings much^
the other costs him much ; the faith of the one lessens
the comforts of life, that of the other adds to them.
There can be little wonder, then, if tradesmen's faith be
in a declining state. But let them partake a little of
THE BISHOP OF LLANDAFF. 11
tliat illuminating gospel evidence, of which the Bishops
receive so large an annual portion, then you would
certainly see this " grain of mustard-seed" become a tree
in which the fowls of heaven might build their nests.
But if the Ciiurch be not inclined to part with any
portion of this evidence, which I much fear, as she
may think itall little enough for her own consumption,
perhaps reason may be exalted above faith, which
would be a sad thin"' ! I wish that tliis matter mav be
better attended to than it has been. Is it not a shame
that such sums of money should be expended in
hiring missionaries to convert Indians, Negroes, Caf-
Irarians, and Otahcitans, while our own infidels are
suftrred to remain in unbelief? The old proverb says,
" Charity begins at home ;" why then go to such an
insmense distance for proselytes ? 1 am fully confident,
that if all the money that htis been collected by the
various missionary societies were to be distributed
among the dilferent infidels in this country, proportion-
ably to the degrees of their unbelief, there would very
\cw remain. Is it not as possible to gain over a free-
thinki-r with money as to bribe aj)atriot? Or will an
apostate I'rom the cause of reason make a worse advo-
cate for Christianity, than a renegado Whig, who hires
himself to flefend despotism and tory principles ? if the
church were to make use of solid gold, instead of flimsy
arguments, there could not be a doubt of her success.
The tradesmen of this country are under great obli-
gations to your rev(Tence, for tlu^ j)aiiis you have taken
to guard them against the contamination of irreligion ;
the great and opulent you have l(;ft to shift for them-
selves. This is wisely done ; their faith, 1 believe,
•stands ujjon the same basis as the faith of Bisliops, so
there can be no fear of it. But what would b(xx)me
of the clergy if faith wore to disappear among the
lovv«ir or<l(irs ? J'"/itli(r they would Ixjobliged to j)ack
up their miracles and mvsteries, and n.arch oil' wilh
thiMu lor Heaven, the j)I.ice whence they «iinie, or
solicit the Lord lijr a renewal, of the miracle o*" the
12 LETTER TO
manna, fthough it is rather light food), and live upon
grace. Tlic dilemma is most distressing.
^ our reverence appears to lay a great stress upon the
doctrine of future rewards and punishments, especially
the consolation it will afford the unhappy virtuous to
be assured of a future recompence.^ In my opinion,
however, if you could give them the comfortable assu-
rance of a present one, it would be far preferable. It
were a task worthy of the learning and piety of a
Bishop, to explain why the virtuous are unhappy, or
want to be fed with an imaginary future recompence.
If your reverence admits that God permits or causes
the wicked to be happy, and the virtuous miserable in
this life, you will then contradict the known rules of
ratiocination, to say that he will reverse their condition
in another. In common life we never infer, that be-
cause a man has been long unjust, he will become per-
fectly equitable ; that because a thief has been long in
the habits of pilfering, he will become rigidly honest.
This justifies the old observation, that " the rules of
just reasoninsf must be always inverted when applied
to theology." Infidels might, perhaps, make some
shrewd guesses at the cause of this strange phenome-
non, " of the virtuous being unhappy," were it not
for offending the powers that be, who are very apt to
construe such matters into a seditious libel. Neither
can I find that the doctrine of future punishments pre-
vented the Spaniards from exercising the greatest bar-
barities on inoffensive Indians, or that it stopped the
The Lord forg-ot to irtstruct his own chosen people in this impor-
tant doctrine ; for a proof of which read the Bible, and Bishop War-
burton's Divine Legation of Moses. It is a fact worthy of notice,
that ignorant, savage people always have recourse to violence ahd
cruelty to correct the errors of society ; an enlightened legislator
proceeds on other grounds. The hell and the devils of our forefathers
were the most, terrific beings the imagination was able to paint. It is
curious to contrast the hell of Ralph Erskine, in his Gospel Sonnets,
and Thomas Boston, in his Fourfold S'talr, with the sentiments of Dr.
Blair and others of our modern divines on that subject.
«
THE BISHOP OF LLANDAFF. h
merciless Inquisitors from treating the unhappy victims
of the Holy Office with the most sanguinary cruelty.
Has it prevented the flagitious statesmen of our day
from desolating the fair face of Europe ; or priests from
instigating the bloody contest ? Has the fear of future
punishments put an end to the slave trade ? Or has it
quenched a thirst for gold and domination? If it has
produced none of those salutary effects, I should be
glad to know the extent of its beneficial influence.
6ut if we attend to the slow, though sure and effica-
cious amelioration of our condition, by the introduc-
tion of knowledge and science, we shall there recog-
nize the true remedy for rectifying the disorders Of
society.
Your reverence affects great concern about the in-
terest of morality, if ever Deism should become pre-
valent. To be sure, you have displayed a good deal
of priestly eloquence to persuade us that Judaism and
Christianity are godly systems, and of their beneficial
tendency. But whoever will read ecclesiastical his-
tory, will soon perceive their fatal influence on the
liappiness of mankind ; they may there sec Christian
and Jewish saints " emulate in the transcendent flagi-
tiousness of their lives, the impure morals of the
iiible Deity." Unhappily, it is not in Christianity
that we must look for the friend of morality. Were it
necessary to enter into a discussion of the merits of
the two systems of nature and revelation, permit me
to state to you what, in my opinion, would have been
a " better mode" of proceeding than writing an Apo-
logy for the Bible, better suited to the character of an
impartial inquirer after truth. If sincere in your de-
sire to distinguish the true character of Deism, you
would have examined if it had raised any wars, set oti
foot any crusades, destroyed any villages or sac!'ke(l
towns, burnt any cities, or had any ln(]uisitions and
auto defcs; if its history recorded any mnssarres and
rcbcMJinns ; if it re(inires a Unlh of the produce of
cultivated natun.', the j)rejudices of education, and a
^ LETTEU TO
uiinibor of artifices to kcop up its semblance amonjj
maukiiul. Having I'ouncl none of those things in
Deisin, but finding them all in Christianity, you
would also examine the pure and simple precepts of
reason, and contrast them with the absurdities, con-
tradictions, and inconsistencies of revelation, which
have occasioned ten thousand stupid sects, contending
with c!ach other about the most contemptible follies,
who have convulsed society, and deluged the world
wit]i blood. Recollect the maxim of your God, " by
their fruits ye shall know them.''
My Lord, this little work has a peculiar claim to
your patronage ; it was in compliance with your
" better mode" of examining the Bible that ever it
had an existence ; it therefore flies for protection to
your reverence, to shelter itself under the wings of
your episcopal dignity. It is true, I have not found
that character of " holiness, truth, justice, goodness,"
ascribed to the Deity, which you so confidently main-
tain, and I am persuaded it cannot be found there ; so
far from that, it ascribes to God cruelty, injustice, de-
ceit, fraud, and the worst of human vices. It is true,
that I am a tradesman, in want both of learning and
leisure, therefore unable to quarrel about Greek and
Hebrew books ; but we have all reason and common
sense sufficient, 1 apprehend, to determine what are
the duties of life. It is of no manner of consequence
what^character any book gives of God ; the great ques^
tion to be decided is, whether there exists in nature a
Being of holiness, truth, justice, goodness, who
punishes vice and rewards virtue, who protects inno^
cence and succours the oppressed, whose government
is visible and efficacious, and need^ not the defpnce of
quirks, quibbles, and sophistry. '.,,-, ■■,<'■
To conclude : your reverence has certainly made a
very prudent resolution to engage no more in the dis-
pute ; already have the quarrels of theology desolated
the world, nor is there a Christian country but has
reason to mourn its guilty wars; it therefore becomes
THE BISHOP OF LLANDAFF. 15
your Lordship, and the rest of your bretliren, to set
eminent examples of meekness, of moderation, and
forbearance. Too long- has your order been the fire-
brands of society ; become, for once, the harbingers of
peace. Seek no longer to rekindle the flames of civif
discord, nor to drag society back to the days of monk-
ish ignorance and Gothic barbarism ; but rather assist
philosophy to dispel those remaining errors and pre-
judices which prevent the further amelioration of our
condition. In such a work your reverence may ex-
])ect the co-operation, the heart, and good wishes of all
good men, among whom shall be that of
The Author.
March 27, 1799.
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THE
GOD OF THE JEWS;
^ OR,
JEHOVAH UNVEILED,
Men have always differed in their opinions about
the origin of things, and the formation of the universe.
Some give to it an author, an architect, and creator,
who gave it existence by his power, and governs it by
his wisdom. Others will have it to be self-existent,
governed by laws eternal and immutable, and subsist-
ing by energies inherent in its nature. The believers
of a Deity are not agreed about the arguments which
demonstrate his existence ; those which one party lay
the greatest stress upon, are viewed by the other as
futile and inconclusive ; nor are they more in unison
respecting his nature and attributes. This difference
of opinion is by no means confined to the vulgar, it
subsists chiefly among men of learning and science:
never did two of the most ignorant nations on earth
difier more on this subject than that of the most learned
theologians. It is but a very small part of the uni-
verse that we can see, and of that we know extremely
little, no man having ever yet arrived at the knowledge
of first prin(i[)les ; our notions of (iod can therefore
be no otherwise right or wrong than as they tend to
promote the welfare or obstruct the happiness of so-
cial life.
Whenever a particular divinity comes to be set up
\.- c
18 TFIE COD OF THE JEWS;
and rstal)lisbc(l in any conntry, tlio body of the people
never put tluMnselves to tlio tmul)le uf inquiring into
the proof's of his existence, or wliat is his nature and
attributes, "^lliese things they believe upon the word of
the priest anti the legislator. The power, wisdom,
and goodness of the God is then extolled to the skies ;
his protection and favour is most earnestly solicited,
and his anger and resentment sincerely deprecated. It
is his conduct that is to be copied, it is his character
we are to imitate, and it is his will that is to regulate
the actions of our lives. Whenever the will of an
unknown being is made the standard by which the
human race are to reoulate their actions, it becomes
of importance to know what it is, and through what
channel it derives to us. The worshippers of the
Jewish Deitv will have him to be the Lord of the
whole earth ; it is from him they say that every good
and pexfect gift cometh ; he gives rain and fruitful sea-
sons, and turneth the hearts of man as he turneth the
rivers of water. - Cut who were these Jews ? an igno-
rant and savage people. And how came it that they
became the depositories of the knowledge and will of
God ? Of this they give us no proof but their ov^n
assertion. What reason have we to credit their asser-
tion } We have no reason but the interest of a few, and
the credulity of the many. Ten thousand times ten
thousand volumes have been written to make that clear
which i§ impenetrably dark, and to substantiate the
" baseles? fabric of a vision." Nature is the storehouse
of human learning, and it is from that great reservoir
that all the springs must be fed ; the boundaries «
jiature are the limits of our knowledge, beyond these
^re the regions of chimeras and of dreams. If ever it
fall to the lot of man to acquire any knowledge of God,
it must be from nature, which no man can alter ; not
from books, which ev€ry body may interpolate, alter,
and explain, as suits their ijiterest or caprice. One
thing we are sure of, that whenever the works which
we see contradict the stories that books tell of God,
OR, JEHOVAH UNVEH.ED. lO'
they are fatso. Cnnf we ever hope to find the know-
ledge of God in A book ? Where and how are the
diithors to procure inforniation ? Or can such a book
be incorruptible and immutable, while nature is hable
to change ?
But setting aside these objections, we shall endeavour
to draw the character of the Jewish God from the Bible
only, which his votaries say is his own word. Tiiere,
instead of a just and merciful God, the benevolent
father of his children, the universal parent, and the
re warder of virtue and punisher of vice, we find a
being cruel, unjust, angry, vindictive, and fluctuating.
In short, a being made up of every bad passion, and
the worst of human vices. The baneful effects that
these representations of the Divinity have had upon
the happiness of social life^ have been too fatally evinced
in instigating the ignorant and unthinking to deeds of
bloodshed and horror, under the false pretext of being
serviceable to God and religion. By these they have
been inspired with a spirit of animosity arrd party rage,
mutually hating each other ; hence those numerous and
destructive wars, on account of opinions and religious
ceremonies, those horrid massacres and sanguinary
executions which have so often stained the annals of
ecclesiastical history. By these the benevolent and
social affections are blasted, the milk of human kind-
ness is dried up, and every thing that is worthy and
•^ood in our nature goes to decay ; while the malevolent
and evil passions are nourished and gather strength.
Jt is a matter of indilTerence whether we pay our adora-
tions to a Deity the work of meii's haiids, or the crea-
ture; of their iimcy ; provided such worshi}) tends to
daikcM our tiTulerstanding, enslave our minds, engen-
der animosity, render men implaca!)l(s and outrage
humanity. YV'liile the priests claim for themselves the
best ol the corn, the; \v\ne, and the oil, as th(^ gill of
their (jrod, n tenth of the produci- of cultivatiil nature
by jjivine ri^ht, ;ind the (•o'n.'4((]Uent slavery of the
industrious part of mankind.
'20 THE GOD OF THE JEWS;
To investigate the character, and clear up the pre-
tensions of this Deity to divine worsliip ; to expose
the absurdity and nuUity of such pretensions, and
point out tlie pernicious effects of imitating his con-
duct, or regulating our actions by his pretended law,
shall be the business of this essay ; and this solely
from what is called his own word. This, however, is
a task of no small difficulty, considering the disjointed
manner in which it has come down to us ; " his ways
are not as our ways,'' so neither are his writings : we
must, therefore, rest contented to wander through this
holy chaos, and gather up the scattered fragments in
the best manner we can.
To estimate the characters of mankind it is necessary
to compare men with each other. But to what standard
shall we appeal to estimate the character of fictitious
beings, who exist no where but in the imagination of
credulity ? I know of none, unless we are to judge of
them by their approximation to human perfection or
imperfection. This Divinity says, he " made man in
his own image," which, if he did not, then has man
created him in his, and that, not one of the most ra-
tional and virtuous part of the species. Which of
these is the case, it matters not ; the relation is the
same either way, and we are equally entitled to the
right of investigating his character.
No character is so detestable among mankind as that
of a cruel tyrant : at such a disposition every sensa-
tion revolts, and all our feelings stand appalled ; yet
do cruelty and inhumanity stand forward as the most
prominent features in the character of this Deity.
The " Lord of Hosts,'' or the " God of Battles," is
one of his favourite appellations among the Jews; he
is always represented as assisting at their encounters,
giving out the most bloody and vindictive orders, and
as being delighted with carnage and massacre. The
greatest blessings he usually promises are those of vic-
tory ; and the greatest of evils he threatens that of
being vanquished. All his saints partake of the same
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temper, and the chief of them, who was " a man
after his own heart," was a man of the most sangui-
nary cruelty. A few examples will better illustrate
the savage disposition of this Deity, than any thing
we can say.
We have a strong example of his ferocious cruelty
in the 31st chapter of Numbers, where the Lord
commanded INloses to avenge him of the Midianites ;
who selected twelve thousand men for this holy enter-
prise, with a priest at their head. This consecrated
banditti accordingly proceeded on the expedition,
*' and they slew all the males,*' and " took all the
women of ISIidian captives, with their little ones,"
burnt and plundered the whole country, and carried
off the booty to their camp. Even this, however, was
not enough to satiate the cruel temper of this incensed
Deity ; upon their arrival in the camp, " Moses was
wroth with the officers of the host,'' because they
saved all the women alive. He therefore, in the name
of their God, issued the atrocious order to " kill
every male among the little ones (although all the males
were killed before, verse 7th) and kill every woman
that hath known man by lying with him ;" but the
maids they might retain for themselves, although it
was on their account that the war commenced, verse
16. The girls, with the other plunder, die Lord
ordered to be divided, according to his own holy law
of robbing, in a way suitable to the character of the
expedition. Taking care, however, to retain his share
of the different articles, no less than ninety-six young
wenches being his dividend of the maids. Here the
elucidation of our priests is wanted to inform us whe-
tlur the Lord kept them for his own use, or lent them
to his priests ? Or if it was for amorous purposes, or
that of celibacy, they wctc ordered to be kept aliv(^?
No person is capable of reading this chapter, without
being inspired with sentiments of the deepest horror at
such al)on»inable cruelty ; no history can furnish a j)a-
rallel by the greatest tyrant that ever hved. How-
'22 THE COD OF THE JEWS ;
over, it is what a Christian Bishop calls " good pohcy
coinl)incd with iuc?rcy '/'
" The tender mercies o^" the wicked are cruelty,"
those of the Lord are little better: " he smote Egypt
in his first born, for his mercy endureth for ever; and
drowned Pharaoh in the Red Sea, for his mercy en-
dureth for ever ;" or, as it is made to rhyme in some
Versions of the Psalms,
** To hnn great kinj^s who overthrew.
For he hath mercy ever ;
Yea, famous kings in battle slew.
For his grace faileth never."
Psalm cxxxvi.
That " he who hath the hearts of all men in his^
hand'' should manifest mercy and grace, by murder
and carnage, is wholly irreconcilable to our feelings.
Faith only can do this !
But who would expect that, after all the males
were killed (some twice) and all the " women that
had known man,'* and the young maidens slaves to
the Israelites, that these same Midianites should not
only exist, but be able to subject their conquerors to
the most abject slavery for seven years ? See Judges,
chap. vi. These are strange things, if we had not
the Lord's word for them !
In the 7th chapter of Deuteronomy, the Lord pro-
mises them the country of seven nations, greater and
mightier than themselves, accompanied with the usual
merciful order of extermination and cruelty : " And
when the Lord thy God shall deliver them before thee,
thou shalt smite them^ and utterly destroy them ; thoii
shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy
unto them." They were encouraged in the execution
of these righteous commands with the assurance of
the Lord's assistance, who is " a mighty God and
terrible !'' which he certainly was to the poor Canaan-
ites. Nevertheless, the Lord was only to put them
out by '' little and little," without consuming them
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OR, JEHOVAH UNVEILED. 23
at once, lest tlie beasts of the field should increase
upon them : at the same time they were to be de-
stroyed with a " mighty destruction," verse !^3. Such
is the consistency of the Lord's orders, that, putting
them out by httle and little was to be accomplished
by " saving alive nothing that broatheth," chap. xx. (>.
These vverc^ the rules of conduct which the Lord ob-
served towards the Canaanites : next we shall see how
lie intended to behave to " those nations that were
very far off,'' chap. xx. 10. When thou comest nigh
unto a city to fight against it, then proclaim peace
unto it. And it .shall be, if it make thee answer of
peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be that all
the people that is found therein shall be tributaries un-
to thee, and they shall serve thee. And if it will
make no peace with thee, but will make war against
thee, then thou shalt besiege it. And when the Lord
th}^ God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt
smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword.
But the women, and the little ones, and the catde,
and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof,
shalt thou take unto thyself: and thou shalt eat the
spoil of thine enemies, which die Lord thy God hath
given thee. Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities
which are very far off from thee." This declaration
may be considered as the Jewish God's law of nations,
an example of which we have reduced to practice,
Judges xviii. It is true, none of our modern writers
on the law of nations have adopted his principles ;
such cojiduct is only ])ractised by a few royal and im-
j)erial banditti. I doubt not but i>riests may declare
these orders to be " the tender mercies of the Lord ;''
but, in my Oj)inion, happy were those people who
were " very far oil" from sucli a God, and such
neighbours.
It is disgusting to humanity to select any more of
the sanguinary, rxterminating conunands of tliis Divi-
nity, ^\hi(:h his ciuiscn pcopit' |Mit in execution to the
tuUcst extent. Joshua linished the work of carnage
21 TIIK COD OF THE .1KWS;
Avliirh Moses Ucgm\ ; his l)ook contains little else than
n rceital of" shockinp^ l)arl>arities, at which human na-
ture revolts ; and, to increase the horror we must feel
at the recital of these scenes, they are all said to be
done at the express command of God.
We must not here forget the inhuman barbarity
exercised upon old Aaron by the Lord's orders. The
poor old priest, notwithstanding his faults, was treated
with uncommon severity. It appears from Deut. x. 6,
that Aaron died, and was buried at Mosera, which we
find, Numb, xxxiii. 30, was seven stages from Mount
Hor ; and might, for ought we know, take as many
years to accomplish the journey. At Mount Hor, how-
ever, Aaron was ordered to die a second time, and was
carried up to the top of the Mount by his brother
Moses and his son Eleazer, there stripped of his sacred
costume, where he died. But we do not read of the
two worthies putting themselves to the trouble of bury-
ing the old priest a second time. We rather suspect
that our modern priests would not be very fond of
giving up the ghost on the top of the hills, even at
the command of the Lord; it is likely they would
rather choose to die in their beds, experiencing the kind
attention of their friends and relatives. This conduct
of the Lord to Aaron forms a striking contrast to the
care and attention bestowed on his old horses by the
benevolent Howard. We are at a loss to conceive
why none of our theologians nor commentators have
brought this story forward as a proof of the resur-
rection ; a dogma which stands greatly in want of
examples to support it. We expect their thanks for
this hint.
Time, which mollifies the most obdurate and inflexi-
ble vengeance, had no effect upon the temper of this
implacable Deity. He who can " visit the iniquity
of the fathers upon the children, to the third and
fourth generation," may as well do it to the fortieth or
fiftieth. Accordingly, we find Saul receiving orders to
destroy Amalek for what was conceived to be a crime
OR, JEHOVAH UNVEH.ED. 25
in their ancestors, viz. repelling the attacks of the Is-
raehtes, Numb. xiv. 43, four hundred years ago ;
and for which the Lord was to have war with Amalek
from generation to generation/' Lev. xvii. 16, " Now
go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they
have, and spare them not, but slay both man and
woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and
ass," I.Sam. XV, 3. Human language is not adequate
to the task of expressing, with sufficient detestation,
our abhorrence of these commands ; it must be left
to the silent feelings of the heart. Saul executed his
instructions in such a manner, as one should think was
enough to satisfy the vengeance of the most vindictive
tyrant that ever history held up to universal execration.
But no ! Saul saved " the best of the sheep, and of
the oxen, and of the fatlings, and of the Iambs," and
spared the life of king Agag, for which solitary act
of humanity " it repented the Lord that he had
" made him king ;" and he took his spirit from him,
and sent an evil one in its place, chap. xvi. 14-. If
to the murder of Agag we add that of all those other
kings who were previously killed by the Lord's orders,
nobody can hesitate in declaring him to be the greatest
regicide the world ever heard of.
Notwithstanding Saul " utterly destroyed all the
people with the edge of the sword," they were soon
as strong and powerful as ever. We find them, at
the time of Saul's death, strong enough to take Ziklag ;
but not according to the Lord's rules of war, or in the
way his people take cities,' for, " they slew not any.
' What is called the cause f»f Cod, has always been dislinfj^uished
by pfTuJiar enormities. '* Whin fht; Christians took .lenisaleni in
the year lOiW, every person within it, Christians excepted, wen- put
to the sword, in aniJLssarre that lasted scvend days, without distincti<m
of aj:;-e or sex. And some Christians, whom the Musschntn had al-
lowed to live in the eitv, conducted the contpierors into raves and
lurking places, where the mothers conceale<l themselves and their
« children; so that nothinjij escaped their fury." Now for the conduct
D
20 THE r.OD OF THE JEWS;
either great or small, but carried them away, and
went on their way," 1 Sam. xxx. ^0. If" the " Lord's
u ays were as our ways," we should not be easily recon-
ciled to this story. To think of a whole people being
utterly destroyed, and in a few years afterwards being
cajxible of making inroads into the country of their
destroyers, must give us pause: but faith can do every
thing ; so by the help of it we can swallow this
absurd tale.
Every one who reads the Bible will be abundantly
convinced, that many more similar examples of the
cruel, blood-thirsty temper of this Deity might have
been produced ; but the foregoing may well suffice.
From this prolific source of mischief has issued innu-
merable wars and massacres, crusades and expeditions
of plunder and devastation. The Jewish history, and
that of the Christian religion, too plainly bespeak its
baneful influence. See also these atrocious proceed-
ings faithfully copied by the Spaniards in their con-
quest of America. And was not the extermination
of a great people one of the objects of the late coali-
tion of despots against freedom ? It is time to drop a
subject at which humanity sickens.
The 13th chapter of Deuteronomy may well be
considered as the Magna Charta of inquisitors.
There the service of other gods, or, which is the same
of infidels : — " When Saladin arrived at the gates of Jerusalem in
1187, which was no longer defensible, he granted to Lusignan's
Queen a capitulation that far exceeded her hope ; an(- -erniitted her
to retire whithersoever she pleased to go. He exa(!t^!i no ransom
from the Greeks that lived in the city, and but a very moderate one
from the Latins. AVhen he made his entry into Jerusalem, many
women came and prostrated themselves before him, begging off their
husbands, children, or fathers, that were in his chains ; and he set
them all at liberty, with a generosity which had been altogether with-
out example in tliat part of the world." — See Voltaire's History of
the Crusades. How happy is it for mankind to fall under the domi-
nion of those who have " tiie ferocity of their nature tempered by
the benignity of the Christian religion !" Had the Anialekites or
Saladin been engaged in the Lord's cause, they had acted differently.
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thing, non-conformity to the estabhshed creed, was a
crime for which they were to suffer a capital punish-
ment. Freedom of inquiry was entirely prohil)ited ;
our dearest friends and relatives were to be sacrificed,
without pity, and without remorse, at the altar of this
intolerant Deity, if they should entice us (by argu-
ments or otherwise) to serve other gods, of whatever
country or kind, they were surely to be put to death.
Not only were men to suffer for their own opinions,
but whole cities were to be " utterly dcstroyed^^ for
the opinions of " certain men.^' It is a thing unques-
tionably clear and evident, that truth requires not to
be supported by force, fraud, and injustice. When
we see the Lord's cause upheld by persecution and
cruelty, we cannot be in suspense a moment concern-
ing it : truth makes its way to the human heart by its
own native energy, while fraud and imposture only
want the assistance of fire and faggot. Who doth not
see, in this chapter, the root whence hath sprung those
innumerable and diabolical persecutions which have so
often disgraced the history of Christianity } Here the
features of the holy office are well delineated, as prac-
tised in those godly and Catholic countries, Spain and
Portugal. In the 17th chapter we come to the very
climax of inicphty, where mere indifference is made a
capital crime, as those " that will not hearken unto
the priest (that standeth there to minister before the
Lortl thy God) or unto the judge, even that man shall
die."
Merciful and humane God ! It is true, we do not
read of any of these inhuman laws being put in exe-
cution until the time of the kings, notwithstanding their
frequent relapses into idolatry. This may be owing
to their stiff-neckedness. Under the rei^al government
the toleration of opinions, or th(,'Worsiii|) of other gods,
was the prin(.ii)al sin lor which the J^ord was con-
tinually denouncing JMtlgnunts on the people, both of
Israel and .ludah. Those kinc^s who were weak
euon.gli to turn persecutors at the instigation of the
^ THE GOD OF THE JEWS;
priests and prophets, were sure of being extolled to
the skies, as " doing that which was right in the eyes
of the Lord :" while, ou the contrary, those who gave
any countenance to religious freedom were continually
"provoking the Lord to anger;" and such of the
people as declined seeking him, " should be put to
death, whether small or great, man or woman,'*
SChron. xv. 13. The prophets, meanwhile, doing
every thing in their power to instigate the people to
acts of atrocity, auto defes were celebrated whenever
the power or opportunity occurred ; and Baal's priests
were frequently immolated at the shrine of the impla-
cable Jehovah. See 1 Kings xviii. 40. The non-con-
formity to the Judaical rites appears to be the only
crime for which the Lord brought such mischief on
the people of Israel, and stirred up so many traitors
and rebels to the government ; all of whom, however,
on getting into power, proved as bad as their
predecessors.
Justice comprises the sum total of every moral qua-
lity ; those, therefore, who ascribe moral perfections to
this Being, must be sadly put to it to defend the cha-
racter which he has given of himself in his word. His
priests have declared him to be a God of " infinite
justice ;" what they mean by the expression I will not
pretend to say ; but if any thing like justice can be ~
discovered in those actions and commands of his which
we shall select, then are all our common notions of
justice vague and delusive, and there remains not the
slightest analogy between that of God and man. If
we turn to Genesis xii. 14, we have there an account
of Abram's practising a gross fraud upon Pharaoh,
offering to play the pimp in the debauchery of his
own wife ; and a similar one on Abimelech, chap. x.
In both instances, the Lord rewarded the deceitful,
lying patriarch, and punished the deceived and credu-
lous kings, as a proof of his infinite justice !
Another example of his justice we have in chap,
xvii. 14. " And the uncircumcised man child, whose
OR, JEHOVAH UNVEILED. 29
flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall
be cut off' from his people." To command infants to
be murdered for what they could not perform, and a
thing in itself of no consequence, may be divine jus-
tice, as it resembles nothing human ! Could anything
be more horridly unjust than to bring such havoc and
devastation on the people of Egypt for what was only
the fault of the king ? But how much more so, when
it was not the king's fault, but the Lord's own ? He
continually hardened the heart of Pharaoh not to let
the people go, Exod. iv. 21, vii. 3, ix. 12, and as
often punished him for keeping them still; he likewise
hardened the hearts of the Canaanites, " that they
should come against Israel in battle, that he might de-
stroy them utterly/* Josh. xi. 20. Is not this con-
duct like that of those tyrants who secretly foment
disturbances among their subjects, that they may have
a pretext for putting them under military execution
and confiscating their property ? Are we to consider
the command, chap. iii. 22, to borrow the Egyptian
property, without any intention of restoring it, as A
proof of his justice and equity ? This conduct is, in-
deed, conformable to one of his fundamental maxims
of justice, viz. " visiting the iniquities of the fathers
u|)on the children, to the third and fourth generation,*'
chap. XX. 5, which righteous and equitable maxim was
applied to Korah and his family. Num. xvi. 32 ; to
that of Achan, Josh. vii. 25 ; and to the descendants
of Saul, 2 Sam. xxi.
These are, however, but trifling instances ; if we
turn to 1 Sam. vi. wc shall there sec a splendid exam-
ple of divine justice. Upon the Philistines sending
back the ark, " Thoy of JJeth-shemcsh were reaping
their wheat harvest in the valley, and thc^ lifted u]}
their eyes and saw the ark, and rejoiced to flee it."
But iiotvvitlist;HKliii^- their joy, and their offering a
sacrifice unto the Lord, " he smote tiie men of IJi'-th-
sheiuesh, luraust' they imd looked into iIk; ark of the
Lord ; uvea he biuulc of the ])eople lilty thousand and
■so TflE COD OF THE JEWS;
threescore and ten men.'^ A good round number of
reapers in one valley ! Pretty work this for looking
into an old chest ! IJow admirably is the punishment
suited to the nature and dc^gree of the offence ? This
unlucky ark brought a clown to his grave, for doing
what one would think was a dutv instead of a sin.
" And when they came to Nachan's threshing-floor,
Uzzah put forth his hand to the ark of God, and took
hold of it, for the oxen shook it : And the anger of
the Lord was kindled against Uzzah, and God smote
him there for his error ; and there he died by the ark
of God." I do not think many people would be in-
clined to keep it from falling in the dirt, after hearing
of this righteous dispensation. The Lord might have
recollected the maxim, " to err is human ; to forgive
is divine."
We have many more luminous examples of his jus-
tice ; among which is that shining one, 2 Sam. xxiv.
26, where " there died of the people, from Dan even
to Beersheba, seventy thousand men." And for what
were they killed ? Why, because David took it into
his head to count how many were of them ; the only
unexceptionable act of his life, and a thing in itself
both just and necessary, and what had been done by
his own orders formerly. See Num. i. 2. How the
Lord behaved to his own people, even when he could
find no fault with them, may be seen in the xlivth
Psalm, verse 10. " Thou makest us turn back from
the enemy : and they that hate us spoil for themselves.
Thou hast given us like sheep appointed for meat :
and hast scattered us among the heathen. Thou sell-
cst thy people for nought, and doest not increase thy
wealth by their price. Thou makest us a reproach to
our neighbours, a scorn and derision to them that are
round about us. Thou makest us a by-word among
the heathen : a shaking of the head among the peo-
ple. My confusion is continually before me, and the
shame of my face hath covered me. I'or the voice of
him that reproacheth and blasphemeth, by reason of
OR, JEHOVAH UNVEILED. Stl
tlie enemy and avenger. All this is come upon U3 ;
yet have we not forgotten thee, neither have we dealt
falsely in thy covenant. Our heart is not turned
back, neither have our steps declined from thy way."
What shameful conduct was it for the Lord to de-
liver over his servant Job into the hands of Satan, for
him to work his mischievous pranks upon. The
Lord says of Job, " there is none like him in the
earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth
(Jod, and escheweth evil." Job i. 8. Now we shall
hear what this perfect and upright man, who was his
servant, says of him. He tells us that " he breaketh
me with a tempest, and multiplieth my wounds with-
out a cause. He will not suffer me to take my
breath, but filleth me with bitterness.^' He is as des-
titute of humanity as he is of justice. For " if the
scourge slay suddenly, he will laugh at the trial of the
innocent." Neither are there any means of bringing
him to a sense of justice or equity, says Job, " he is
not a man as 1 am, that I should answer him, and we
should come together in judgment. Neither is there
any day's man betwixt us, that might lay his hand
upon us both." Chap. ix. So for is the Lord from
administering impartial justice, that " the just upright
man is laughed to scorn. The tabernacles of robbers
prosper, and they that provoke God are secure ; into
whose hand Cod bringeth abundantly." Chap. xii.
This was the way lie served his friends; how he
treated his enemies we have seen elsewhere. It is by
such actions as these that we denominate this being, a
Cod of infinite justice!
W^here we do not find justice we cannot expect
veracity.' The Jewish ]3eity has been pompously d<;-
clared to be the " Cod of truth ;" he says of himself,
that " Ik; is not a man that he should lie," Num.
xxiii. If), yet we shall hud, in the sc(|U(l, that he will
both lie himselt", and instruct oth«;r pcoj)Ic to do the
same. We find him threatening Adam with imme-
diate death if he eat of the tree of knowledge, (which,
52 THE GOD OF THE JEW S' ;
I)V the byo, is a tree that cvorv one should oat of, )
Gen. ii. 17. " In tiie day thou eatest thereof, thou
shall surely die;" yet he lived nine hundred and
thirty years. He made a covenant with Abram, chap,
XV. 18, in ■which he promised his seed the whole coun-
try from the Nile to the Euphrates ! But, need any
one he told they never had the half of it .'' In an-
other bargain which he made with the same patriarch,
chap, xvii, 8, " they were to have it for an everlasting-
possession.'* Yet where is the country that has so
often changed masters, or ever held their independence
by a more slippery tenure ? He appeared to Jacob,
chap. xlvi. 4, and directed him to go down into Egypt,
saying, " I will surely bring thee up again ;'* this he
never performed. He appeared also to Moses in the
land of Midian, and instructed him to go to Pharaoh
with a lie in his mouth, " And now let us go (we be-
seech thee) three days journey into the wilderness,
that we may sacrifice to the Lord our God." Exod.
iii. 18. This was a most senseless falsehood which he
ordered to be told. What occasion could there be for
fraud and deceit, when he intended to harden Pha-
raoh's heart against it, and to bring them up " by-
mighty wonders and a strong hand ?" If he intended
to do that, one would think this piece of duplicity
superfluous ; yet we find the injunction again repeated,
chap. vii. 16.
He instructed the Israelites (under the same fraudu-
lent pretext, no doubt, of sacrificing in the wilderness),
to borrow of the Egyptians, " jewels of silver, and
jewels of gold," chap. xi. 2. This advice they put in
practice with great success, " so that they lent them
such things as they required ; and they spoiled the
Egyptians." It is not to be supposed that the Lord's
chosen people would be very scrupulous about obtain-
ing the consent of the owners to any thing they had a
fancy for. Perhaps the Lord had his share in what
tliey got by fraud, as well as in what they took by
force. See Num. xxxi. 37. The regard which this-
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Deity bad to his oath, was no better than what he paid
to his word, for we find upon some discontents pre-
vaihng in the Israehtish camp, Num. xiv. 30, occa-
sioned by the disagreeable accounts of the spies, that
he told them he would not perform that which he had
sworn to do : " Doubtless ye shall not come into the
land concerning which I sware, to make you dwell
therein ;" and in the 34th verse he tells them, " ye
shall know my breach of promise." Nobody, indeed^
places much dependence upon what people swear in a
passion ; and the Jewish God very often swore in
wrath. See Deut. i. 34. Psalm cxv. 1 1.
We find him grossly deceiving the Israelites, in the
quarrel that took place between them and the Benja-
mites, concerning their ill treatment of the Levite and
his concubine, who lost forty thousand men, by
trusting twice to his lying oracles, Judg. xx. 18, 23.
It was by the Lord^s orders that Samuel was to use
the false pretence of a sacrifice, when he went to anoint
David king, 1 Sam. xvi. 2. It is no unusual thing
to cover treason and rebellion with religion ! Not con-
tent with instructing people in the arts of falsehood
and deceit, he sent an evil spirit between Abimelech
and the men of Shechem, and they dealt treacherously
with Abimelech, Judg. ix. 23. Sometimes he causes
people to hearken to bad advice, " to the intent that he
may bring evil upon them !'* 2 Sam. xviii. 5 ; 1 Kings
X. 1.5. This need give us no surprise : do we not nnd
the prophet Micah representing the Lord as holding
a council, and concerting measures for the destruction
of Ahab by falsehood and lies? Does he not approve
of the advice of that spirit, who said, " and f will be
a lying spirit in the mouth of all his prophets ?" which
upright counsel was immediately followed, '* thou
shalt j)er3uade him, and jinvail also ; go forth and do
so," 1 Kings xxii. 22. This is the Ix-ing whi(!h priests
term a Ciod of uprii^htnessand truth ! Hut, lo evince
in the strong<'st manner, that there is no dependence
cither upon what he would say or swear, we find him
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84 TIIK con or TIIF, JFWS ;
arciisod hy his own propliets of falsehood and deceit',
and as being the autlior of Hes. Jeremiah exclaims,
chap. iv. 10, " Ah ! Lord God, surely thou hast
greatly deceived this people, and Jerusalem ; saying,
ye shall have peace ; whereas the sword rcacheth unto
the soul.'' And the prophet Isaiah affirms, lie had
caused "the people to err from his way," Isa. Ixiii.
17. Jeremiah again cries out, in chap. Jiv. 18, " Wilt
thou he altogether unto me as a liar, and as waters
that fail ?" and in chap. xx. 7, he also bitterly com-
j)1ains of the deccitfulness of his God : " O Lord^
thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived ; thou art
stronger than 1, and hast prevailed : I am in derision
daily, every one mocketh me." It would seem fVom'
this, that tiiose who lived at the time, and upon the
spot ; those who had an opportunity of examining,
had no such fliith in the oracles of this Dfeity, as we
have in our time. His prophets and their predictions
were as much objects of ridicule then, as their illus-
trious successor, Mr. Brothers, is at present. Con-
scious of his prevaricating temper", he asks the prophet
Ezekiel, chap. xii. 22, " Son of man, what is that
proverb that ye have in the land of Israel, saying, The
days are prolonged, and every vision fails ; tell them,
therefore, thus saith the Lord God ; I will make this
proverb to cease." How } By sticking to his word
a little better than formerly, Avhich he promises to do
in the 22d verse : " There shall none of my words be
prolonged any more ; but the word which I have spoken
shall be done, saith the Lord God." Here the reason
of the proverb evidently appears : if he had kept
his word before, he would not have occasion to say,
" None of my words shall be prolonged any more ;"
the proverb would never have had an existence. Ill
chap. xiv. 9, he candidly acknowledges that he is
the deceiver and not the prophet : " And if the pro-
phet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the
iiOrd have deceived that ])rophet.'* This confession is
pretty honest, one should imagine.
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It may not perhaps be amiss, before we proceed
^rther, to hazard a few remarks on the character and
behaviour ot" the prophets. It appears evident, from
many places of the Bible, that these gentry used to
o/ficiate as conjurors, quack doctors, and fortune-
tellers, for gratuities, upon various occasions. Saul
^nd his servant consulted together what present to
make Samuel for intelligence concerning the lost asses,
1 Sam. ix. 7, 8, and finding they had a quarter of a
shekel of silver, or three-pence three farthings, they
judged it very handsome acknowledgement.
Jeroboam, when he sent his wile to the prophet
Ahijah, to enquire of him the issue of his son's dis-
temper, did not forget to send along with lier " ten
loaves and cracknels, and a cruise of honey,'' 1 Kings
?wiv. 3, Benhadad, when he sent to enquire of Elisha,
oil a similar occasion, also took care to send the pro-
phet forty camel load of the good things of Damascus,
to procure a favourable response, 2 Kings viii. 9.
And Naximan, when he came to be cured of his leprosy,
brought no less than one thousand eight hundred and
seventy-five pounds sterling in silver, and six thousand
pieces of gold, with ten suits of clothes, 2 Kings v.
6. No bad trade prophesying at this rate !
W,e learn from Nehemiah, chap. vi. 12, 13, that
prophets could be hired to prophesy any thing their
employers pleased ; and the jjrophet Micah assures us,
tjjat " the j>rophets divine for money," chap. iii. 11.
[I'liey sometimes took it ajniss if a customer were to go
by them with his employ. See 2 Kings i. 2. The pro-
j)hets were hkewise dividcxj into factions and parties ;
^c factions of Judah and Israel used to proi)hesy lies
against one another ; examples of which we have in
\ Kings chap. xiii. and «hap. xxii. and in 2 Kings iii.
,\3. Their cruelty is no h.-ys observable than th(;ir
other qualities. Klijah slew lour hundred and fifty of
JJtiVil's priests atone time, 1 Kings xviii, 40 ; at another,
two cotnfximies of /ifly men each, ^ Kini;s i. 10, 12.
lj[is ,su(;(;^!jboj , l:^lji>ha, got i'orly-two children torn in
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pieces, lor calling- liim bald pate, chap. ii. 24; and a
iiaiueless pro|)liet had a man worried by a lion, for not
giving- him a box on the ear, 1 Kings xx. 35. It was
to avenge a quarrel of the prophets that Elisha sent
one of his pupils to anoint Jehu king of Israel ; with
instructions to murder the whole house of Ahab,
2 Kings ix. 6, 7- Let us hear the malevolent wishes of
the prophet Jeremiah against those he looked upon as
his enemies. " Therefore deliver up their children to
the famine, and pour out their blood by the force of
the sword : let their wives be bereaved of their children
and be widows, and let their men be put to death, and
let their young men be slain by the sword jn battle/'
Jer. xviii. 20.
We have also some curious specimens of their pride
and haughtiness, which deserve our notice. Nathan
took it in high dudgeon that he was not invited to
Adonijah's feast, and complains of the slight with great
emphasis : *' for me, even me, hath he not called.''
Elisha, notwithstanding the kindness and hospitality
of the Shunamite Jady, would not condescend to speak
to her personally, even when in his presence, but or-
dered his servant to interrogate her, and return his an-
swers. So proud and haughty was this prophet, that
when Naaman, captain of the host of Assyria, came
to his door in his chariot, he disdained to speak to
him, but sent a messenger with his orders.
We have heard the prophets accusing the Lord of
Jying and deceit: we shall now hear what the Lord
says of the prophets. It would seem that these inspi-
rations of the prophets, which we have such a venera-
tion for, were nothing more than the effect of drunken
orgies and Bacchanalian revels, as the Lord expressly
declares, Isaiah xxviii. 7, 8. " The priest and the pro-
phet have erred through strong drink : they are swal-
lowed up of wine, they are out of the way through
strong drink ; tiiey err in vision, they stumble in judg-
ment : for all tables are full of vomit and filthiness, so
that there is no place clean."' It was the inspirations
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of Bacchus that gave the proj)hets both utterance and
impudence ; for the Lord disclaims all connection with
them, Jer. xiv. H. " The prophets prophesy lies in
my name ; I sent them not, neither spake unto them :
they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination,
and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart :**
upon which account he cautions people to pay no at-
tention to any thing they might say, chap, xxiii. 16,
21, 26. " Thus saith the Lord of Hosts, hearken
not unto the words of the prophets that prophesy unto
you; they make you vain: they speak a vision of
their own heart, and not out of the mouth of the
Lord.'* He says, " I have not sent these prophets,
yet they ran ; I have not spoken to them, yet they
have prophesied." And again : " I have heard what
the'prophets said that prophesy lies in my name, say-
ing, I have dreamed, I have dreamed."
Jn order to throw as much light as possible on this
trade of prophesying, we shall produce two criterions
by which we are to judge of prophets and prophecy.
" If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of
dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder, and the
sign or the wonder come to pass whereof he spake unto
thee, saying, let us go after other gods (which thou hast
not known), and let us serve them : thou shalt not
hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer
of dreams." Deut. xiii. 1, 2, 3. Here signs and
wonders are to be no test of the prophet's divine au-
thority ; it is the orthodoxy of the prophesy : but
in the 18th chapter this test is reversed, and the credit
of the prophet is to be established upon the fulfilment of
the prophecy ; verse 21, 22. " And if thou say in thine
heart, how shall we know the word which the Lord
hath not spoken ? When a prophet speaketh in the
name of the Lord, if the thing follow not, nor come
to pass, that is the thinE^ which the Lord hath not
epoken, but tin* })rophet hath sj)oken it presumptuous-
ly." In the midst ai' tju^se harmonious (contradictions,
it is no small consolation to reilect, that the Lord's
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^jmbassadoi's make ii very gent(?el livelihood out of them,
■4fi well as delight a number of vapour-fed tools.
IJlessed aie the credulous, for they believe without
examination ! In our day the light of science hath so
eclipsed that of prophecy, that we order the prophet
to a mail-house, instead of sending for him to court.
AV e siiall now proceed to consider a few of their
prophetical predictions, and see whether the event cor-
responded with the prophecy or not, leaving it to the
church to determine, whether the Lord deceived the
prophets, or they, erring through strong drink, spoke
lies in his name. The prophet Nathan was sent to
tell David that his house and kingdom should be es-
tablished for ever before him; that his throne should
be established for ever, 2 Sam. xii. 16. .This grant the
Lord confirmed to David himself, Psal. Ixxxix. 35,
36 : " Once have I sworn by my holiness, that I will
not he unto David : his seed shall endure for ever, and
his throne as the sun before me. It shall be established
for ever as the moon, and as a faithful witness in
heaven. Selah." Surely, if ever the Lord meant to
keep his word with any one, it was witli the man after
his own heart, who was the model from which all fu*
ture monarchs w^re to copy : yet we find David, in
this very Fsalmj making a complaint of his bad faith:
" Thou hast made void the covenant of thy servant ;
thou hast profaned his crown, by casting it to the
ground," ver. .39.
It seems other people, who had no such faith in
the promises of this Deity, did not fail to upbraid him
with them ; for he says, verse 50, " How do L bear
in my bosom the reproach of all the mighty people/'
llehoboam, David's grandson, however, had only
one-sixth of these promises for his share. There ar^
many examples of the Lord frittering his promises
away to a mere nothing in the performfince : the pror
fane may, perhaps, suspect the Lord acts agreeably to
the Machiavelian maxim, that " princes iTkay safely
break their wojtl ; for, if they but swear to perform
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they will always find people credulous enough to be-
lieve them.'' This the Lord does not scruple to do.
Accordingly we find him, in the prophet Jeremiah,
chap, xxxiii. 17, 21, saying, " David shall never want
a man to sit upon the throne of the house of Israel :
neither shall the Priests, the Levites, want a man be-
fore me to offer burnt-oflerings, and to do sacrifice con-
tinually. Thus saith the Lord, if you can break my
covenant of the day, and the covenant of the night,
that there shall not be day and night in their season :
then may my covenant be broken widi David my ser-
vant, that he should not have a son to reign upon his
throne.'*
This lying prophecy has been exposed to sufficient
contempt by the Prince of the Jews, Richard Brothers,
applying it to himself: let the church and him dispute
who has the fairest claim. Neither the Lord nor the
prophets, however, foresaw the destruction of the
government and subjugation of the country by the
Ilomuns and other succeeding conquerors. The co-
venant of the day, and the covenant of the niofht, is
rather a little better secured than that with DavidJ
The prophetess Huldah told king Josiah, he was " to
be gadiered to his grave in peace," 2 Kings xxii. 20.
This prediction of dying in peace was rather unfortu-
nate in the fulfilment ; for, in warring with the king of
JV2:y)»t, he was killed at Megiddo, and brought up
dead to Jerusalem, chap, xxiii. 30. The Egyptian
monarch proverl a better prophet of die Lord than
Ifuldah, who advised him not to engage in the quar-
rel, or the consequences would be fatal ; which hap-
pene<l accordingly. See' 2 Chron. xxxv. ^0, 22. The
|)rophet Jeremiah assured king Zedekiah from the
Lord, that he should die in peace with the l)urnin2:s of
his fathers, the former kings that went before him,
Jer. xxxiv. i. However, being taken away prisoner
l>y the king ol Hahylon, he saw his sons and the
princes of the land slain brfon^ his eyes, which were
then put out, himself put in chains, and kept prisoner
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till his death ; cliap. hi. 10, 11. This is rather an odd
iiianmr of dying in peace ! ! The rhodomantade pro-
})hccies coiicerniiig the destruction of Egypt, Isa. xix.
Jer. Ixiii. Ezek. xxix. when the rivers were to be
dried iij), the fish destroyed, and the land desolate
without man or beast, for forty years, we leave to pro-
phecy-mongers to discover the fulfilment at their
leisure.
It may, perhaps, be expected, that we should say
something concerning the prophecies rclatijig to the
Messiah : but, as they are sacred, and the Jews and
Christians not being agreed about them, we shall
leave them to dispute the matter until his second
coming.
To hold up a human character to general odium, it
would be sufficient to enumerate among its bad quali-
ties, a furious, angry, and revengeful disposition ; yet
though we find these to predominate in the Jewish
Deity, in all the omnipotence of his character, we are
still to account him a God, *' slow to anger, and of
great kindness ; whose tender mercies are above all
his other works,'* and one " whose mercy endureth
for ever.'*
It is no easy matter to conceive how a man, far less
a God, could be provoked at such silly trifles as this
God of the Hebrews often was ; sometimes for faults,
of which himself is the author; commonly in circum-
stances that would rather excite sentiments of pity
and compassion in a generous mind than those of an-
ger and resentment. A few examples will illustrate
this.
The affair of the golden calf put him in a terrible
passion, if Moses had not been able to soothe him, by
representing the indelible stain it would be upon his
character to vent his anger upon his own chosen peo-
ple in their present circumstances : " And Moses be-
sought the Lord his God, and said, Lord, why doth
thy wrath wax hot against thy people, which thou hast
brought forth out of the land of Egypt, with great
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power and with a mighty hand ? Wherefore should
the Egyptians speak and say, for mischief did he bring
them out to slay them in the wilderness, and to con-
sume them from the face of the earth ? Turn from
thy fierce wrath, and repent of this evil against th}'-
people. Remember Abraham, Isaac, and Israel, thy
servants, to whom thou swearest by thine ownself, and
saidst unto them, I will multiply your seed as the
stars of heaven, and all this land that I have spoken of
will I give unto your seed, and they shall inherit it for
ever," Exod. xxxii. 11, 13. These were the reasons
*' that the Lord repented him of the evil which he
thought to do unto his people." What this evil
which the Lord thought to do and repented of was,
we know not ; but the evil which Moses ordered, and
the Levites executed, was prodigiously enormous.
It was not long before his anger was again greatly
kindled. Upon the peoples murmuring about the
manna, Num. xi. 10, he was very much displeased.
It would seem the people had no great stomach for
angels' food, it was rather heavenly ; the flesh and fish
of Egypt suited carnal appetites better, and was more
to their liking, though at first it tasted like " wafers
made with honey," Exod. xvi. 31, it was but light
food for men in a desert: at this time the taste of it
was as the taste of fresh oil. Upon this occasion
Moses plied the Lord with a curious remonstrance
upon the toil of the government, which so far molli-
fied him, that he sent the people a month's diet of
fjuails, acconij)anied with the tender mercy of choking
great numbers of them.
Shortly aft<T this he received another provocation.
The j)(!Opl(; fell a murmining against Moses and Aaron,
upon hearing the dis;i;;reeable accounts of the s|)ics,
Num. xiv. 1. This cost Moses an oration similar to
that of the golden calf afl'air ; and " the Lord said, I
have pardoned according to thy word ;" so that storm
blew over.
He next took a very odd whim : Balaam, the pro-
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plict, having often been tcazed by Balak to go and
cnrse Isratl, constinitly refused, unless he should be at
liberty to speak what the Lord should dictate, chap,
xxii. 18. " If lialak would give me his house full
of silver or gold, I cannot go beyond the wortl of the
Lord mv (jod, to do less or more." This in^jenuous
declaration induced the Lord to order IJalaam to Gfo
Mith the men, if they should call him ; but behold the
caprice of this Deity ! verse i^l : " And Balaam rose
up in the morning, and saddled his ass. And God's
anger was kindled because he went ; and the angel of
the Lord stood in the way for an adversary against
him." How is it possible to please a God like this,
who can be angry in the morning at what he himself
ordered over-night? Vv^e could not expect such
conduct in the ass on which the prophet rode.
Lie broke out in a terril)le passion, which produced
most tragical consequences in the matter of Baal-peor.
Who would think that a man of Israel, having an
amour with a Midianitish girl, could ever be the occa-
sion of such horrid butchery, when Moses himself was
married to a JNlidianite, and a people from whom they
had received many favours ? Yet for all this, " the
Lord said unto Moses, take all the heads of the peo-
ple, and hang them up before the Lord against the sun,
that the fierce anger of the Lord may be turned away
from Israel. A nd those that died of the plague were
twenty-four thousand men," chap. xxv. 4, 9. This
was rather a severe fit of anger ! That they might
know what risk they ran in case of misbehaviour, we
have a long chapter full of curses and imprecations
which the Lord denounces against those who vex him.
He concludes in the true Hibernian style: " And the
Lord shall bring thee into Egypt again with ships, by
the way whereof I spake unto thoe, thou shalt see it
no more again : and there ye shall be sold for bond-
men and bondwomen unto your enemies, and no man
shall buy you," Dent, xxviii. 68. To be sold with-
out being bought, is somewhat dark, unless we are to
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understand it as being mortgaged to some of his cre-
ditors. See Isa. 1. 1.
In the time of the Judges, his anger was also liot
against his people, " and he sold them into the hands
of those that spoiled them,'^ Judges ii. 24-, :5S. Jle
grew more outrageous and capricious during the mo-
narchy: " And again the anger of the Lord was
kindled against Israel, and he moved David against
them, to say, go number Israel and Judah." 2 Sam.
xxiv. 1. We are not told what provocation he had re-
ceived, but be whai it would, it was fatal to the poor
Israelites, for he sent an angel, who smote seventy
thousand of them. Human sagacity is not able to
conceive why such a vast number of jjcople should be
killed, because they had the misfortune to be num-
bered. We are as much at a loss to perceive the sin
of numbering the people, which had been done seve-
ral times before, by the Lord's command, and after
this without anv mischief.
It IS not f)roi)oscd to take notice of every angry fit
the Lord took, that would be to transcribe the remain-
ing part of the Jewish history : the kings of Judali
and Israel were continually giving him provocation.
Ahab is said to have done more to provoke the Lord
to anger, than all the kings of Israel that went before
him, 1 Kings xvi. 33. The 78th Psalm is wholly ta-
ken up with recounting the ])rovocations he had re-
ceived, and the passions he had been put into ; these
he bore for soujc time, being rather drowsy ; l)ut wliru
they could not be any longer endured, " Then the
Lord awaked as one out of sleep, and like a mighty
man, that shouteth by reason of wine ; and he; smote
his enemies in the hinder j)arts : \w |)ut them to a per-
j)etual reproach :" verse (i.O, GG. it is no unconininii
thing for drunkards and lools to behave in this manner !
The prophets are lull of the overlhjwing bile of liiis
choleric Deitv, where he is eontinualiv ventintj his
rage and threats a^ainstone jxopleor another ; de'noun-
cing war, mischief, and ruin, against wl^oever hap-
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pons to be the objects of his vengeance ; even his
chosen covenanted people were by no means spared,
but must take their share of his maledictions. The
prophets give us very lively descriptions of his furious
temper, not much in unison with the character of
mercy and peace. What kind of temper must he be
in, when he says, " My fury shall come up in my
face : for in my jealousy, and in the fire of my wrath,
have I spoken?" Ezek. xxxvi. 18. As to the method
of melting people in the fire of his wrath, see chap.
XV. 22.
The prophet Nahum begins his prophecy, by de-
scribing the passionate and revengeful temper of his
God, chap. i. 2. " God is jealous, and the Lord re-
vengeth and is furious ; the Lord will take vengeance
On his adversaries ; and he reserveth wrath for his ene-
mies." — " For by fire and by his sword shall the
Lord plead with all flesh ; and the slain of the Lord
shall be many." Isa. Ixvi. 16. Behold the tiger-like
ferocity of this Deity ! " Therefore I will be unto
them as a lion ; as a leopard by the way will I observe
them. I will meet them as a bear that is bereaved of
her whelps, and will rend the caul of their heart, and
there will I devour them like a lion." The prophet Jere-
miah says, " He was unto me as a bear lying in wait, and
as a lion in secret places." Lam. iii. 10. Is it
possible for human nature to conceive Deity, repre-
senting himself as a savage wild beast, devouring the
human race } To what a condition hath superstition
reduced human intellect !
Anger and passion are always succeeded by remorse
and repentance, and those who are wrathful and furi-
ous are ever inconstant and fluctuating ; it is to this
cause we are to abscribe the repenting and changeable
humour of the Hebrew Deity. If we are to credit his
own word in Genesis, the greatest and most important
of all his works (the creation of man) which himself
had pronounced very good, he repented of, and it
grieved him at the heart, chap, vi, 6. This is truly an
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odd story ! Tliat God should make man " very good,"
and that afterwards he should repent of it, and be grieved
at the heart. Why so ? Did he not understand the
nature of the materials he was working with ? Was
he an apprentice at the art of man making ? If so,
why did not some of the other gods he alludes to,
chap. i. 96, 36j xxii, 11, 6, try their skill .^ This is
the grand and primary blunder ! Had he made man, so
as to please himself upon trial, it would have saved
him a world of provocations, and fits of anger ; and
spared him a variety of unsuccessful expedients for his
reformation. It not only repented him that he had
made man, but also beasts, and creeping things, and
fowls of the air. These he intended to have totally
destroyed, had it not been for the persuasive eloquence
of Noah, which made him forego that resolution, and
save a breed of each species ; which he got safely
packed up in his ark, secure against the effects of that
terrible deluge, which hath inundated human reason
ever since. Noah did still more after the flood was
gone ; he put him in such good humour with the sweet
smelling savour of a sacrifice, that he promised to
drown the world no more, chap. viii. 21, although
some time or other he may burn it to a cinder.
What could the matter be, that the Lord wanted to
kill Moses " by the way in the inn ?" He must
surely have changed his mind very suddenly, as he had
just appointed him captain and leader over his people
Israel. This is a very dark afl'air, and wants much die
elucidation of the priesthood.
At times, when he let the affairs of his people go a
little behind-hand and run into disorder, he would re-
pent, because of their groanings. See Judg. ii. 18.
This rej)entance was, however, but of small service,
though he stirred up several to set them to rights; yet
being only th<^ efforts of private individuals, they were
but temporary expedients, productive of no great ad-
vantage. So little had the Jewish ( iod of the sj)irit of
discernment, that he often made choice of men to fiJJ
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public employmciits, and iTpeiitcd of it aftorvvardf<.
This is clearly illustrated in the case of Saul, whom
the Lord had taken great pains to select, as a proper
person to be king over his people, and made him a
present of another heart, 1 Sam. ix. 10, and " his
Spirit," xi. 6. Yet, notwithstanding he was his
choice, and one on whom he had bestowed such rare
accomplishments, it was not long before he repented
that he had made him king, cha{). xvi. 9, 10, ti5, and
he took away his spirit from him, which he had so
kindly lent, and sent an evil one in its place. Chap.
xvi. 14. Was not this a notable exchange ? I should
be glad to know which of the two spirits influenced
Saul when he declined the murder of king Agag?
However, the spirit which the Lord took from Saul
was given to " the man after his own heart," who did
not stick at a murder. His choice of the Israel itish
kings turned out no better ; even those whom he sent
his prophets expressly to anoint did not please him,
but proved as bad as the other ; so, whether he chose
them, or the people, he equally repented of it.
The godly Hezekiah could not be sure of his favour
for any long time. During a severe illness, the pro-
phet Isaiah was sent with the consolatory message,
that he " should die and not live;" and it was not
until he had prayed, and reminded him of his good
behaviour, that the Lord changed his mind, and or-
dered Isaiah back to tell him he was allowed to live
fifteen years longer. See 2 Kings xx. The Lord,
after trying various schemes for the amendment of
these stiff-necked Jews, sometimes blessing, sometimes
cursing them, he repented so often, that at last he
turned " weary of repenting," Jer. xv. 6. Yet, after
all, " he is not a man that he should repent,^' 1 Sam.
XV. 29.
There are ])laces in the Lord's word that would
make us suspect that he is not so almighty as is pre-
tended. The six days' work of the creation tired him,
iOf " on the seventh day he rested and was refreshed "
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Exod.xxxi. 17. Thus, it appears, the Lord needs rest
hke other folks. If he has hiisiness of importance on
hand it requires him to rise early. " And I spake
unto you rising- up early and speaking; I have sent
unto you all my servants the prophets daily, rising- up
early and sendins: them." Jer. vii. 13, 2o. Itappears
from Malachi ii. 17, that the Jews wearied him with
their words. " Jacob by his strength had power with
God." llos. xii. 2, which was somewhat strange, if
we believe him to be omnipotent.
If he was almii;hty, how is it that " he could not
drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they
had chariots of iron ?" Judg. i. 19. Is almighty power
not a match for iron chariots, especially after he had
defeated the mountaineers? What could the matter
be, that the angel of the Lord ordered to " curse bit-
terly the inhabitants of iNIeroz, because they came not
to the help of the Lord, to the help of the Lord against
the mighty r" chap, v. 2.3. Does infinite power stand
in need of help .^ Or, is almighty strength not an
overmatch for the mighty.^ Perhaps the Lord loved
his ease, and wanted other people to fight his battles.
The profane may suspect the Psalmist hints at some-
thill^• of this kind, when lu^ says, Psal. Ixxiv. 11,
" Why witlujrawest thou thy hand, even thy right
hand? Pluck it out of thy bosom." I hope infidels
will not imagine the l^salmist means to accuse; the
Lord of laziness! For all his mighty boasting of
driving out the inhabitants of (Janaan, and utterly de-
stroying them, he could not effect it. In the time of
the Judg{,'S, Jabin, their kin<r, had nine hundred iron
chariots; a good sign of power and strength. It is
somewhat strange, to hear an all-powerful lUinj^ com-
paring himself to a moth, and to rottenness, llos. v.
12. it would seen) he was rather hard jint to it, when
he says, Amos ii. l.'J, " lleliold 1 am prt\ssed under
you as a cart is pressed that is full of sheaves."
These things are not altogi.'ther in unison with
onmipotence !
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Neither is it possible tor us to conceive, liovv the
ahiiight}', who is Lord ot" all, " who giveth to all
liberally and upbraideth none," needeth to wheedle his
people out of their proj)erty, and, like a needy adven-
turer, cozen the ignorant by magnificent promises of
repayment. Although " the earth be the Lord's, and
the fulness thereof," yet he complains of being robbed,
Mai. iii. 8 : " Will a man rob God ? yet ye have
robbed me. But ye say wherein have we robbed
thee } in tithes and offerings." For which he tells them,
" Yc are cursed with a curse, for ve have robljed mo,
even this whole nation." But despairing of territying
them by a curse, he wishes to cozen them by saying,
*' Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there
may be meat in mine house, and prove me now there-
with, sayeth the Lord of hosts, if I will not open you
the windows of heaven, and pour ye out a blessing,
that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
Mai. iii. 3, 10. Bravo/
There are also texts to be found which make his
omniscience a little doubtful. He does not appear to
be altogether certain if the wickedness of Sodom and
Gomorrah was so great as represented, for he says,
Gen. xviii. 21, "I will go down now, and see whe-
ther they have done altogether according unto the cry
of it, which is come unto me ; and if not, I will
knovv\" See also Exod. ii. '23. It was not till after
the " father of the faithful" had gone the length of
sacrificing his son, that the Lord was thoroughly satis-
fied of his fidelity. Nor was it before the uplifted
knife was reared to deprive Isaac of life, that the angel
' It was a pity the Lord did not come down of late, to see whether
the wickedness of some modern Sodomites was altogether according
to the cry of it that hath reached us. Some people will do that in
the presence of an all-seeing God which a hint from the public pro-
secutor will make them fly the country for. The purest church on
earth is happy in the possession of such worthy members; for,
*' where sin ajjoundeth, grace doth much more abound!"
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called out of heaven, " Now I know that thou fearest
God,^' chap. xxii. 12. 1 am inclined to think tliis
was rather a severe trial of the patriarch's faith !
The manna was given to prove the Israelites, whe-
ther they would walk in his law or not, Exod. xvi. 4,
which, it seems, he was not sure of, until he had
proved them by this experiment, which was not suc-
cessful, as they provoked him ten times, and fell a
murmuring upon the return of the spies ; before, he
was determined that not one of all that generation
should see the promised land. Num. xiv. 29. Jle
was puzzled how to behave to those who had their
holiday clothes on, for he tells the Israelites, " Put off
thy ornaments from thee, that 1 may know what to do
unto thee." An all-wise Being had no occasion to
strip people of their dress before he knew how to act !
See Exod. xxxiii. 5. Hezekiah must be proved, for
all his piety, in a very delicate aflair : " God left him
to try him, that he might know all that was in his
heart." 2 Chron. xxxii. .'31. Other instances can be
produced of the Lord doing things to try people ; this
shews he knows them by experience only, the same
way as other people do, which says not a great deal
for his all-.seei ng eye.
If the Lord be ignorant of men, he is more so of
things. It was for fiear that men should build a tower
to reach to II(\iven that made him confound their
language ; but he must have Ix'eu confoundedly stupid
to imagine men could ever reach heaven by a tower.
Although that " heaven be God's throne, and the
earUi his footstool," and that " he sits in heaven," yet
he has nev(T told any one where it is situated. O,
that he would tell us its latitude and longitude, and
di.scover it as clearly as Columbus did Anurira, to
our modern saints, who are on tin- road to it in droves;
this would be satisfactory information ! As for the
ancirnt .lews he never promised them heaven, so they
did not care where it was.
Neither are there wanting soim- untoward texts,
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whicli are not quite so favourable to his omnipresence
as could be wished, which represent him rather as a
kind of local divinity than one extended to every part
of space. In Genesis i. 26, iii. 5, xxii. 9, 7, he
classes himself in company with other gods, and de-
signs himself the God of particular persons, chap,
xxiv. 12, and places. Deut. xxxiii. 26, his own cap-
tain, Jephtha, did not scruple to admit of other gods
than his own ; his words are remarkable ; concluding
his remonstrance to the king of the Ammonites, he
asks, " Wilt not thou possess that which Chemosh
thy God giveth thee to possess } So, whomsoever
the Lord our God shall drive out from before us, them
will we possess." That is, we do not deny the au-
thority of thv God ; therefore do not refuse to admit
that of ours. The Jews talked of their God as chil-
dren do of their dolls : " Yours are very pretty, but
ours are far better:" — " Great is our God above all
gods." Who can believe in the ubiquity of a being
talking out of a bush, Exod. iii. 4, or on the top of a
mountain, chap. xix. 90 ; who had been seen and
spoken to by Moses face to face, Exod. xxxiii. 11;
as well as by die whole peojjle. Num. xiv. 14. Deut.
V. 4 ; who had human parts as well as human passions,
who had a marquee in the wilderness, and a temple
when they were settled to reside in. The prophet
Jonah, not liking to go on a message to Nineveh, fled
to Tarshish from the presence of the Lord ; which is
no great proof of his being a staunch believer in his
omnipresence. Those who can see the God of uni-
versal nature in this being, must have more faith and
less reason than a wise man would choose to be
possessed of.
It just remains for us to make a few remarks on the
Lord's character as a writer, which shall be done in as
concise a manner as possible. Had the same being
who created the world wrote the history of its creation,
he would never have talked of the light before the sun
was made, with two great lights, the one to rule the
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daj, and the other the night ; as there is only one
light whose presence constitutes day, and its absence
makes night. Before science had outshone revehition,
none were allowed to contradict these stories, on pain
of being roasted alive ; since that period the priest-
hood have been obliged to shift their ground. They
now call this miserable nonsense, " Divine wisdom
accommodating itself to the language of men."
Neither would he have spoken of" a firmament, with
waters either above or below it, when there is no fir-
manent in existence. The Lord must be grossly igno-
rant of physics, to relate the history of the deluge in
the way he has done : a modern chymist would have
instructed him better in the i)roduction of rain, "• than
breaking up the fountains of the great deep, or opening
the windows of heaven,'' which are no where to be
found. The author of this history has not sense enough
to see, that making the waters to cover the highest
mountains fifteen cubits, increases the earth's magni-
tude far beyond its present bulk, alters its orbit, &c.
but it is impossible such an event ever did or even can
take place. This will satisfy both the infidel and the
believer; as the one will give no credit to the story,
while the other will swallow it with the greater alacri-
ty. It was not he, surely, which fashioneth us in the
womb, who tells the story of the scarlet thread at the
birth of Tamar's two sons, Gen. xxxviii. 'i7, which,
for stupid ignorance and beastly obscenity, is without
a parallel.
The former part of this story shews us, that saints
were not ashamed of bargaining with girls on the high-
way in open day, and perform ing certain nameless
rites, which modern manners enjoin us to throw a
veil over.
As little would any person, endued with the smallest
portion of conmion sense , snj)post' the |)arents of a
girl to be keepers of tin- tokens of Ik r virginity, or
that such wan? could be h;mded about and madi^ a
^ show of. Dcut. xxii. 13, 'JU. The magistrates of our
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cities would have a fine time of it, if clothes of the
nature alhuK'd to were* to be spread before them. If
the profane were to write such stuff, they would, very
properly, be reckoned insane ; but coming from the
pen of an inspired writer, then it rises into divinity,
sublimity, and infallible truth.
The Lord is by no means an observer of the laws of
probability in his writings : inconsistencies and absur-
dities swarm through the whole ; which is another
proof of iheir divine original. In Gen. i. 27, "God
created man in his own image, male and female,
created he them." This he forgets having performed,
and Adam is much distressed for want of a partner,
and the Lord is obliged to take one of his ribs and
make one of it, chap. ii. 22. Is it any way Ukely that
two men, Simeon and Levi, should be able to take and
destroy a whole city, and kill all the males ? chap,
xxxiv. 2.5. Who can believe the prodigious increase
of the Israelites while slaves to the Egyptians } Ex-
perience teaches a different lesson in our day, when so
many unhappy Africans are required annually to sup-
ply the waste of our West India colonies. — But I am
apt to think there must have been a vast difference
between Egyptian bondage and Negro slavery. The
Jews we know wanted often to return to " the flesh
pots" of Egypt, but we never heard of a Negro
who regretted leaving the herrings and yams of a
planter.
Will any person credit the account of massacreing so
many people by the Levites, Exod. xxxii. 28.. The
Jews were rather stiff-necked to suffer such wanton
butchery. This story, however, has its equal in the
Christian romance of the Theban legion. The profane
are somewhat astonished to find the princes of Israel
offering large quantities of " fine flour mingled with
oil," at the dedication of the tabernacle, Numb. vii.
in a desert where no corn grew, where the Lord was
obliged to rain bread from heaven to keep them alive :
neither had they any for many years after, and yet be
OR, JEHOVAH UNVEILED. 53
in want of flesh, when they had " flocks and herds,
even much cattle. ^^ See Josh. ii. 12. This is a
very consistent story ! It is no less wonderful to con-
ceive how they could erect such a magnificent taberna-
cle, adorned with carving and embroidery, by artists
who had only learnt the trade of brick making; with a
service of plate worth more than half a million sterling-,
Exod. xxviii. such as we could only expect in the
cities of Paris or London. To do this in the midst of
a wilderness, wanting bread, where the Lord was
obliged to keep the clothes on their backs, and the
shoes on their feet, Deut. xxix. 5, gives those who are
a little sceptically inclined some ground for suspicion.
Who can endure to hear the Lord boasting that he
had *' kept him (Israel) as the apple of his eye," Deut.
xxxiii. 10 ; when he had slain such prodigious num-
bers of them, and utterly destroyed the whole genera-
tion ?
The history of wSamson's exploits is liable to great
objections, allowing his prodigious strength ; the tale
of the foxes and firebrands is so absurd, as to put
even inspiration its-elf, one would think, to the blush.
The architecture of a temple, standing upon two pil-
lars, which a man could pull down with his hands, and
lay the whole edifice in ruins, is so inconceivable, that
the grace of faith alone can enable us to do it.
The account of David's introduction to the court of
Saul, as related 1 Sam. xvi. 1(), is totally inconsistent
with the other, chap. xvii. The stubl>orn difference
btjtween the two is so striking, that they refuse to
assimilate, after all the finesse of theological twisting
have been employed upon them. Tlie difl''erent ac-
counts of th(; death of Saul, 1 Sam. xxxi. and 2 Sam.
i. 2, is no less distressing; without faith litth; credit
could be attached to either. The f«Ttility of Absalom's
head is very wonderful, four pounds thirteen oiukms of
hair was a pretty tolerable crop in a year. This shews
the extrerrK^ fertility of revelation abovt! nature.
The prodigious magnificence of Solomon is beyond
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all belief. How is it creditable that the prince of so
small a country as .ludea should be in possession of
such enormous wealtli ; whose father had begun his
fortune by heading a gang^ of banditti, and jilundering
a few strolling Arabs ? Forty thousand stalls for
horses were a great many in a country that reared only
asses to fill them. But what outdoes all these tales, is
telling us of seventy thousand labourers, eighty thou-
sand quarriers and stone-cutters, and three thousand
six hundred overseers, being employed seven years in
building a house ninety feet long, thirty broad, and
forty-five high. See 2 Chron. ii. 1, and 1 Kings vi.
38. Why surely the Lord had forgot himself a little
when he wrote this account ! To people living at this
day, and witnessing the late war on the continent,
who know with what extreme difficulty the greatest
powers in Europe could bring armies of two and three
hundred thousand men into the field, and that it was
by an eflfort without a parallel, that the French Repub-
lic could muster a force of one million two hundred
thousand men. Even faith itself will scarcely be able
to persuade them, that two petty kings of Judah and
Israel could bring into the field, one an army of four
hundred thousand, and the other eight hundred thou-
sand fighting men, where there were five hundred
thousand killed in one battle, 2 Chron. xiii. 3. As
little credit is to be attached to the killing one hun-
dred and twenty thousand Midianites, Judges viii. 10,
and one hundred thousand Syrians in one day, or a
wall falling and burying twenty-seven thousand men
in the rubbish, 1 Kings xx. 29, 30. Or that " Pekah,
the son of Ramaliah, slew in Judah one hundred and
twenty thousand in one day, which were all valiant
men." 2 Chron. xxviii. 6 ; especially as it contradicts
a celebrated prophecy of the Lord's. See Isaiah, chap,
vii. It is wholly incredible, that " the angel of the
Lord went out, and smote in the camp of the Assy-
rians one hundred and eighty-five thousand ; and
when they arose early in the morning, behold they
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were all dead corpse," 2 Kings xix. 35. How Joasli
could be " stole from among the king's sons that were
slain," is to us very surprising, when we are told ot'his
being hid, and escaping the slaughter, 2 Chron. xxii.
11. It must be allowed that the Lord sometimes
makes a bull !
These arc only a few specimens of the sacred truths
which might be collected from this divine book, as a
sweet morsel for the elect, but a bitter one for infi-
delity to digest. Great is the mystery of ignorance,
stupidity manifested in the belief of absurdities !
Those who hire themselves out to explain this holy
book uniformly assert, that the Bible is an unerring
rule of faith and manners, and the Westminster divines,
in their Confession of Faith, have declared, that
" God, by his singular care and providence, has kept
them pure in all ages of the world." Which purity
consists in bein;^^ dark as Erebus, confused as chaos,
and opposite as the poles. A modern Apologist, who
has said as much as he possibly can in fovour of the
inspiration, has resigned the singular care and provi-
dence to the mercy of its detractors; while Bible
critics of all ages give us abundant proofs of the al-
terations it must have undergone, both from pious
fraud and holy ignorance. We shall at present drop
these objections, as they are but gnats for believers to
swallow, and proceed to observe a few of those divine
contradictions, which render this book so peculiarly
edifying to the godly.
The 1 1th chapter of Genesis makes Abram one
hundred and ihirtv-five years of age when he left the
country of Ilaran, the l^th chapter says he was only
seventy-five. The Lord threatcMis to visit the inicpii-
ties of the fathers upon the ehildren to the third niid
fourth generation, FA'od. xx. 5 ; xxxiv. 7 ; Num. xiv.
IS; Deut. v. 9. This he flatly denies, Deut. xxiv.
K). 2 Chron. XXV. 4, and the whole; ISth chapter of
Kzekiel, is t.iken up in demonstrating^ the injustiee of
it. In Exodus xxxiii. 1 I, the Loril speaks to Moses
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face to face, as a man speaks to liis friend ; in the 90th
verse he could not sec his face, for no man conld see it
and live. Num. xxvii. \3. Deut. xxxii. 49, the Lord
ordered Moses to go up on Mount Abarim, and die
there ; Deut. xxxiv. 1, says it was on the top of Pis-
gah. As Moses died at two different places, it must
also have been at different times. Aaron also died at
Mosera, Deut. x. 6, and at Mount Hor, seven stations
from the former place, Num. xxxiii. 30, ^8 ; two
strong proofs of a resurrection, most unfortunately
overlooked by commentators. If we believe Joshua
X. 36, it was him, and all Israel with him, that took
Hebron and Debir; but if we are to credit chap. xv.
14, Jud. i. 10, these places were not taken for a long
time after that.
In 2 Sam. xxiv. I, the Lord moved David to num-
ber Israel and Judah, and the numbers were, the men
of Israel eight hundred thousand, and of Judah five
hundred thousand, for which he had the choice of
seven years* famine, three months' war, or three days*
pestilence; and the price he paid for Auranah's thrash-
ing-floor is stated at fifty shekels of silver. 1 Chron.
xxi. 1, says it was Satan who provoked David: the
numbers here are the men of Israel one million one
hundred thousand, those of Judah four hundred and
seventy thousand ; the time of the famine is dwindled
away to three years, but the price of the thrashing-
floor is advanced to six hundred shekels of gold.
1 Kings iv. 26, says, Solomon had forty thousand stalls
for horses ; 2 Chron, ix. 25, allows no more than four
thousand. 1 Kings v. 11, says Solomon gave to Hi-
ram twenty thousand measures of wheat, and twenty
measures of oil. 2 Chron. ii. 10, makes twenty thou-
sand measures of wheat, twenty thousand of barley,
twenty thousand baths of wine, and twenty thousand
of oil. In 1 Kings vii. 14, the artificer, whom the
king of Tyre sent to Solomon, was the son of a
woman of the tribe of Naphtali ; 2 Chron. ii. 14, says
she was of the tribe of Dan. 1 Kings vii. 1.5, makes
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the two pillars of the porch eighteen cubits ; "S Chroii.
iii. lo, makes them thirty-five. 1 Kings vii. 26, makes
the brazen sea to contain two thousand baths ;
2 Chron. iv. o, says three thousand. I Kings xv. 2,
says Abijah's mother was jNlaachah, the daughter of
Abishalom ; the 10th verse of this chapter says she
was the mother of Asa; 2 Chron. xi. 20, says Abi-
jah's mother was Maachah, the daughter of Absalom,
but chap. xiii. 2, says it was Michaiah, the daughter
of Uriel of Gibeah, that was Abijah^s mother.
1 Kings XV. 1 6, 32, says, " There was wax between
Baasha and Asa all their days ;" now as Baasha began
to reign in the third year of Asa, this war must have
been during the ten years the land had quiet, 2 Chron.
xiv. 1 . But how are we surprised to find, that after
the period of this ten years' quiet, it was not with
Baasha, but with Zerah, the Ethiopian, who had an
host of one million three hundred chariots, whom he
attacked with five hundred and eighty thousand men,
that he had war, verse 9. How immensely superior
in point of numbers are revealed armies to those which
the greatest powers could ever actually bring into the
held. " And there was no more war until the five-
and-thirtieth year of the reign of Asa," chap. xv. 19,
when Baasha must have been dead nine years, accord-
ing to 1 Kings xvi. 8. Nor was it until the six-and-
thirtieth year of Asa that Baasha began to build Ila-
mah (ten years after he was dead), which was surely
no war ; and we have no accounts of any other.
When a revealed story is both contradictory and con-
fused, it is a proof that inspiration has reached the
acme.
2 Kings r, 17, says that Jehoram, the son of Ahab,
began to reign in th(; second year <A' Jchonun, the son
of .lehoshaphat, king of .ludah ; the third chapter says
it was in X\ut eighteenth year of .Iehosha|)liat ; chap,
viii. Hi, is at variance with botii these. Whoever will
tak(^ the trouble to compare the chronologies of the
kings of Judah and Israel, will find a sad mass of con-
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fusion to clear up, and a great disaoreement in the end,
\vliich no one can set right. 2 Kings viii. 26, says,
Ahaziah was twenty-two years old when he began to
reign ; 2 Chron. xxii. 2, says forty-two ; but his father
Jchoram being only thirty-two years old when he be-
gan to reign, and having reigned only eight years, the
son., at this rate, must be two years older than the
father. Still further, all the sons of .lehoram were
carried away by the IMiilistinesand Arabians, 2 Chron.
x.Ki. 17, save only Jehoahaz, the youngest. Chap,
xxii. 1, says, that " the inhabitants of Jerusalem
made Ahaziah, his youngest son, king in his stead :
for the band of men that came with the Arai)ians had
slain all the eldest." It appears, however, from
2 Kings X. 12, that Jehu, king of Israel, put himself
to the trouble of " slaying" them over again, regard-
less of their beins: carried awav and slain before, and
likewise their sons, although they had none. Ahaziah
himself was also twice killed, once in Samaria, wher<»
he was slain and buried, 2 Chron. xxii. 8,9, also at
^legiddo, and buried at Jerusalem, 2 Kings ix. 27.
Commentators have an easy way of reconciling mat
ters. Jehoahaz and Ahaziah are the same person, and
as for people being killed twice or thrice ov(>r in dif
ferent places, it is quite common in revealed story. A
mere bagatelle^ which none but infidels would carp at.
2 Chron. xxi. 12, Elijah sent a writing to Jehoram,
the son of Jehoshaphat, king of Judah ; but according
to 2 Kings ii. and iii. chapters, Elijah was taken up
into heaven more than seven years before that, at leasl
before the eighteenth of Jehoshaphat. When inspired
writers tell us stories of this nature, we cannot hesi-
tate a moment in giving them all due credit. To
crown all the other contradictions, the Lord denies
having any hand in the Mosaic institution of sacrifi-
ces, Jer. vii. 22. " For I spake not to your fathers,
nor commanded them, in the day that I brought them
out of the land of Egypt, concerning burnt offerings
or sacrifices :" Moses says the- very reverse. The
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very laws which Moses hud from the mouth of the
Lord are contradictory one of another; Lev. xviii. 16.
and XX. 21, forbids the cohabiting with, or marrying-
a brother's wife ; Deut. xxv. J, commands it. Lev.
xix. 34-, enjoins eqnal justice to strangers as natives.
" But the stranger diatdwelleth with you shall be unto
you as one born among you, thou shalt love him as
thyself, for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt."
Chap. xxv. 4o, allows the enslaving of strangers and
their children : " Moreover, of the children of the
strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye
buy (bondmen and bondmaids), and of their families
that arc witli you, which they begat in your land, and
they shall be your possession." But we should never
have done if we were to notice every contradiction
that occurs in holy writ ; we shall only observe, that
it is vvritino^ in this manner that constitutes the divine
harmony of Scripture, so much insisted on by the
priesthood.
We shall now only take notice of the nature of that
divine inspiration with whicii these writings were com-
posed, an account of which we have in 2 Esdras,
chap. xiv. " And the next day a voice called me,
saying, Esdras, 0[)cn thy mouth, and drink that I
give thee to drink. Then opened 1 my mouth, and
behold he reached me a full cuj), which was full as it
were with water, but the colour of it was likr; lire.
And I took it and drank ; and when 1 had drimk of
it, my heart uttcrrd tnidcrslanding, and wisdom grew
in my breast, for my s|)irit strcnuthcned my memory.
Arid my mouth was opened, and shut no more. The
If ighest gave understanding unto five men, and they
wrote the visions of the night that were told, which
they knew not t and they sat forty days, and lliey
t\TOte in the <lay, and at ni'^ht they ntr. bread. As
for me I spake in tlnMlay, and 1 held not my tongue
by night. In forty days they wrote two hundn d and
four books. Anfl it came to pass when the forty days
were fullilled, that the Highest spake, saying, The
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first that thou hast written, publish openly, that the
worthy and unworthy may read it. But keep the
seventy last, that thou mayest deliver them only to
such as are wise among the people. For in them is
the spring of understanding, the fountain of wisdom,
and the stream of knowledge : and I did so/' We
have already shewn the matter, and this is the manner
of composing a divinely inspired book. Can any one
then pretend that he ever saw any thing like it wrote by
the pen of man ! ! !
STRICTURES
ON THE
LIVES OF THE JEWISH SAINTS.
The old proverb says, " a man is known by the
company he keeps ;" I know no reason why the Lord
may not be known in the same manner ; with this
view we offer the following sketches of the lives of some
Jewish saints, to the consideration of the unprejudiced.
The father of the faithful, and stock of the holy
seed, has a fair claim for priority on this list. Abram,
the son of Teraii, a Chaldean potter, lived with his
father in Haran until his death, when the Lord called
him away in the one hundred and thirty-fiftii and se-
venty-fifth year of his age to a land " that he would
shew hiin," which land was unfortunately inider the
pressure of a grievous famine by the time; he arrived
at it; this circumstance laid him under the necessity
of taking a jaimt to Egypt, only a few hundred miles
further on. I much (juestion if it was altogether fair
in the Lord to make the patriarch (piit his liome,
where he was comfortably settled, for a plac(^ when- he
conld not livr for faniin(;? It was in l\gy|)t that I'ha-
raoh took a likhig for Sarai, who was " a very fair
woman" at seventy-fiv(.' ; this amour Abram did not
disdain to facilitate with a lie, and by it he got much
wealth. At this tnin the jiatriarch had made no pro-
gress in the [)n»pagafion of the. holy seed; so that in
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an interview wliich he had with the Lord in a dream,
after he came back from Egypt, he told him, that un-
less he was ])cciiHarly assisted, his steward must be
heir of all he had. To prevent that, the Lord pro-
mised to do something- for him, and he should have
heirs of his own. This, however, not being very
likely, considering his advanced age, required a grand
act of faith to believe it, " which was counted to him
for righteousness,^' which is the basis of the sublime
doctrine of imputation, so highly extolled by the
saints. It does not appear that Sarai considered this
promise as applicable to her, when she gave her wait-
ing-woman Hagar to the patriarch, to be an acting
partner in the holy business. It was some time after
the birth of Ishmael before the Lord told Sarai that
she was to be the mother of the chosen people ; but so
little faith had she, that she laughed at it. During the
time the holy seed was in embryo, the patriarch
changed his quarters, " and sojourned in Gerar."
Here again the charms of the lovely Sarai, at ninety,
attracted the heart of Abimelech, king of the country,
to whom Abram told the same story as to Pharaoh ;
but the Lord undeceived the king in a dream, and
" also suffered him not to touch her;" so there was
no harm done. This affair, however, cost Abimelech
" sheep and oxen, and men servants, and women ser-
vants,^^ touch or not, besides a thousand pieces of
silver, before Abraham prayed ; and the Lord healed
Abimelech, and removed the mysterious padlock,
which he had clapped on all the wombs in his house.
After the birth of Isaac, Sarah conceived an antipathy
at Ishmael, and desired Abraham to " cast him out,'*
which he was not willing to do, until the Lord, out of
the abundance of his tender mercy, advised him to
comply with the desire of this cruel stepmother, Gen.
xxi. 12. The compliance of Abraham was perhaps
the reason why the Lord tried him with a frolic rather
serious. The command to offer up his son Isaac as a
sacrifice, was touching parental feelings in too tender a
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point. Although this action of Abraham's has been
loudlv extolled bv priests, 1 can see nothins^ in it but
an outrage on every feeling ot the heart, unworthy of
a God to propose, or a saint to comply with.
The patriarch Isaac appears to have been a plain
simple man, too credulous, and oftener the dupe than
the deceiver; although he attempted a fraud upon
Abimelech by denying his wife, in imitation of his
father, yet he got nothing by it. Rebekah and Jacob
both imposed on him in a very gross manner, and by
the superstition in which he Avas bred, he did acts of
injustice which his lieart revolted at.
Jacob was always a tricky rogue. The word signi-
fies a cheat. Esau told his fatlier he was rio;htlv
named. Even before he was born, " he took his bro-
ther by the heel in the womb, and by his strength he
had power with God," liosea xii. 2 ; at the time of
their birth he did the same, Gen. xxv. 26. These
gambols are unknown in modern l)irths, but who can
doubt of them when they have the Lord to attest it?
The bargain of his brother's birthright, which he got
sucli a lumping penny worth of, was a very unfair trans-
action ; and the way he procured his father's blessinej
by lies and deceit, (according to the advice of his mo-
ther), shews that the saints do not scruple to obtain
their ends by any means, it must be owned, that the
most of those wliom the church has placed in heaven
as saints, have been the; greatest of villains on earth.
For these tricks he was forced to go to the country of
Padan-aram to his uncle Laban, who beat him at his
own weapons, and put the wrong sifter to bed to him
on the wedding-night; this mistake was, however,
easily rectififfl, as he hnd the other at the same rate of
service. Thus the ptariarch had the two sisters lor
wives, and their two maids for concubines, which in
our days wonlrl constitute the crimes of incest, poly-
gamy, and adultery ; all very necessary to form the
character of a Je-wish saint. The knavish scheme of
the hazel rods, by which he crot th*' best of Laban's
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cattle, was no fair dealing ; this trick has not, howevef,
succeeded with any of our swindlers, the Lord not
blessing them the same way as lu; did Jacob. These
practices raised a jarring between him and his father-in-
law, whose service he thought it prudent to leave, and
he " stole away unawares," Rachel having first taken
her father's gods along with her. Knowing his base
conduct to Esau, upon his return he thought it best to
pacify him with a present, which he dispatched before-
hand, as he greatly feared Esau's resentment of his
former knavery. The contrast between the characters
of the two brothers is striking. Jacob all submission
and dissimulation : Esau forgiving, open-hearted, and
generous. Upon his settlement in Shechem, the young
prince of the country fell in love with his daughter
Dinah, with whom he had an amour, and wanted to
marry her : this, however, not satisfying Jacob's sons,
they had recourse to a scheme of black treachery, pre-
tending the dishonour it would be to their family for
their sister to marry one that was uncircumcised ; they
persuaded Hamor and Shechem to comply with the
rite, whose example was followed by all the men of
the city. While they were still sore, on the third day,
Simeon and Levi fell upon them, and murdered all the
males, made their wives and children prisoners, and
robbed and plundered the whole town.
This action the patriarch regretted, as it would make
him stink among the inhabitants of the country, who
might fall upon them, and slay them, being few in
number. I can see no reason for this fear ; if two
men could kill all the inhabitants of a city, the whole
family could easily defend themselves against a few
country people. It is to be observed, that it is this
Levi that the Jewish Deity chose to be the father of
his priesthood, in whose history this action will shine
as a gem of the first water. In imitation of this holy
example, Charlemagne ordered four thousand Saxons
to be baptized, and then their throats to be cut.
Blessed and glorious examples of Jewish and Chris-
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tian piety ! Of peace on earth, and good-will to
men !
Joshua, the successor of ISIoses, was another great
favourite of the Lord's, by whose assistance he utterly
destroyed all the inhabitants of Canaan ; Avho, never-
theless, still continued to live, and to be thorns in the
side of his people. He had the address fo level the
walls of Jericho by the blowing of rams' horns, and
took the citv bv mere noise ; which it is well he did,
for it does not appear he had courage or capacity to
take it in the common method. An army of six hun-
dred thousand men must have been the greatest cowards
on earth, whose " hearts melted and became as
water," for the loss of thirty-six men, (the number that
fell before Ai) and their general a mere Bobadil, to
tear his clothes, and make such a whining prayer as
Joshua did, for so trifling a loss. The Lord upbraided
Joshua for this piece of meanness, and told him to get
up and act like a man, and not lie with his face in the
dirt like a pitiful poltron.
The splendid miracle^ of stopping the course of thc:
' Miracles ar« of two kinds : knock-down miracles, and probative
miracles. The knock-down miracles are those which the Lord tin-
ploys to kill people at once; such as the drowninnf of the Old
World ; the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah by fire from Hea-
ven ; and this of stoppings the course of the sun and moon, to ati'urd
the Jews light to kill the C'anaanites. The probative miracles are
those where w(»nder passes fur argument, and astonishment serves for
demonstration. The probative miracle in theology is the name as an
experiment in natnnij philosophy ; it is th<' miracle itst-lf lliat is the
proof of the drictrine, not llie history of a luiraele, which are two
very different things. We know W(;ll enough that there are thou-
sands of falseluKKis told and written ev«ry day, but we never see one
miracle; if then we were to allow the history of a miracle as much
weight as the mira< le itself, we would risk a million of chanceH to
one, that we were (Mily proving one falsehood l)y another. In theo-
logy, therefore, the mir;i<Ie must always be repe;ite<l, or the doctiiiie
can never be proved ; as in philosophy, the experiment must aiw.iys
be performed, or the conclusion can never be made good, nor the
pupil instructed. If " God's ways b« all eipial," he can never give
one the evidf nee of a miracle for his conviction, and allow another
no more but only a story about one.
I strongly suspect that it i8 infidelity and want of faith that pre-
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sun and moon, stickins^ one on the top of a hill, and
making- the other shine in the valley, was a very extra-
ordinary achievement. The priesthood have of late
fallen out about this miracle, one party thinking it
much too bulky for even faith itself to swallow, would
rather convert it into a bud poetic fiction, while the
other adhere tenaciously to the truth of the fact :
which last opinion we would rather choose to follow.
To stop the course of these immense globes, and un-
hinge all nature, for the purpose of giving a little
longer light to a Jewish brigand and his banditti to
rob and plunder the defenceless people of Canaan, is
so consistent with infinite goodness and mercy, that
none but the most hardened infidels doubt it. How-
ever, if the sun was made to stand still upon Gibeon,
I can see no reason why the moon might not have
been suflTered to go about her business, the light of the
sun being generally sufficient for all our occasions. I
apprehend that it was not our present sun and moon
that were thus stopped, but a pair the Lord had lent
Joshua for the occasion. I hope that commentators
will adopt this explication, which will save them much
trouble when they come to manufacture this passage in
future.
The Lord has many times helped the fair sex at a dead
lift. Ladies who could not be made pregnant by hu-
vents the repetition of miracles in our times. We know very well
that every true believer can cast out devils, speak all languages with-
out having- learnt any, take up serpents, drink any deadly thing
without hurt, lay hands on the sick and recover them. These are
the very signs and criteria which follow them that believe, so that
nothing can be more common, if it were not either carelessness or
want of faith. The saints of old were perfect adepts at the working
of miracles; Elijah could rain fire from i leaven whenever he pleased,
the same as if he had a Mount Etna of his own in the air; others
had bears and lions, as ready to worry those that affronted them as if
they had been driving a caravan of wild beasts. As for a whale gob-
bling up a prophet, and keeping him a day or two in hh belly, it is a
mere trifle of a miracle.
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man means, have been happily favoured, after duly
seeking the Lord ; of which number was the mo-
ther of Samuel. It seems the Lord, for some unknown
reason, had shut up her womb ; this circumstance so
grievously afflicted the good woman, that she was
continually in tears about it ; until, by an extraordi-
nary fit of devotion, she got so far into his good
graces, that " Elkanah knew his wife, and the Lord
remembered her ;" by this means the great prophet
Samuel was begot. The Lord's method of opening
and shutting wombs would be a curious subject for
commentators to clear up.
Samuel was from his infancv initiated in all the mys-
teries of the priesthood, and conmienced prophet at a
very early age. The first time we hear of him acting
as a magistrate, is when he judged the children of Is-
rael in Mizpeh ; the Philistines, taking advantage of
this assemblage, attacked them ; but Samuel, by offer-
ing a sacrifice, and crying unto the Lord, procured
a great thunder-storm to be sent upon them, which put
them entirely to the route. " And they came no
more into the coast of Israel : and the hand of the
Lord was against the l^hilistines all the daysof Samuel."
Yet we find tliem in the land many times after this,
even in the days of Samuel. See 1 Sam. xiii. We
arc told chap, vii, 1.5, " that Samuel judged Israel all
the days of his lite ;" we are also assured, chap. viii.
" When Samuel was old, that he made his sons judges
over Israel." And tluy were deposed from their
office, and a monarchy establishetl, because they
" turned aside after lucre, and took bribes, and per-
verted judguHMit." Ik'sides, it doth not appear that
Samuel was an old man when Saul was made king, as
he lived during the most of that |>rincc's reign.
Tiiese seeming contradictions have proved a stum-
bling block to those who trust to the light of carnal
reason, to guidt; them in their scriptural researches ;
but it is to be observed, that a thing may bi; false in
phiiosoj)hy and yet a divine truth. Il" it were affirmed,
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that two and two make four, and at the same time do
not make four ; tliat a thing can be and not be, at the
same time; that the whole is greater than a part, and
that a part is as great as the whole ; these propositions
would be contradictions in science ; but it" they were
revealed in an infallible book, they would then be no
longer real, but only seeming contradictions. This is
the most approved method that commentators have yet
discovered of answering infidels.
Whatever might be the manner of Samuel's judging,
or the nature of his prophetic powers, he has proved
no bad prophet of the manner of a king, chap. viii.
as every one who has the happiness to live under the
government of those blessings to society will most
readily allow. Samuel, though he judged Israel, and
went a circuit, to Bethel, Gilgal, and Mizpeh, yet it
doth not appear he was known for any more than a
simple man of God in the land of Zuph, who would
give intelligence concerning stray cattle for small gra-
tuities, it was at a feast in this place that Samuel dis-
covered Saul to be a proper person for being a king ; at
least the Lord told Samuel so, in the ear, a day before ;
and it is very likely that Samuel, who wanted to judge
Israel in reality all the days of his life, thought Saul a
fit person on whom to confer the mock shew of royalty,
and humour the populace.
Saul, however, disappointed both their expectations ;
for though the Lord " turned him into another man,"
and made him a present of another heart, and lent him
his spirit, and also made him a prophet, chap. x. yet
it was not long before Saul acted foolishly, and the
Lord had to seek him a man after his own heart, chap,
xiii. 13, and by his mercy to Agag, " it repented the
Lord that he had made him king ;" yet 1 Chron. x.
14, gives as the only reason for turning the kingdom to
David, the affair of the witch of Endor. He therefore
took his spirit from him, which he had so kindly lent,
and sent him an evil one in its place. Chap. xvi. I*.
To convince the people of the tender mercies of the
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Lord, to shew the benevolent affections of priests ana
prophets, and that it was no more than a mock monarch
he intended should reign, Samuel took and " hewed
Agag in pieces before the Lord in Gilgal. Samuel
now came no more to see Saul, until the day of his
death !" Nevertheless, he went privately to David
and anointed him kins:, who turned out a better friend
to priests and prophets than Saul. We hear very little
of Samuel after this, but that he died, " and all the Is-
raelites were gathered together, and lamented him, and
buried him in his house at Ramah. And David arose
and went down to the wilderness of Paran." A plain
proof that Samuel was a promoter of the seditious and
treasonable views of David.
The fate of poor Saul was very hard. The Philis-
tines, his constant enemies, were now gathered to-
gether, and their force was such, that he " greatly
trembled. And when Saul enquired of the Lord, the
Lord answered him not, neither by dreams, nor by
Urim, nor by prophets." Chap, xxviii. 6, he was
therefore under the necessity of having recourse to the
witch of Endor. The Lord's other wav of telling: the
story differs a little from this ; it was because he asked
" counsel of one that had a familiar spirit, to enquire
of it, and enquired not of the Lord : therefore he slew
him," 1 Chron. x. 14. This difference is of small
moment, although one place says he " enquired of the
Lord," and the other, that he " enquired not of the
Lord :" those who have faith can believe both with the
utmost facility. The witch of Endor, by the assistance
of her art, was successful in raising Samuel out of the
earth, to give advice to Saul uj)on this trying occasion ;
but the information was of so unpleasant a nature, that
Saul faint(.'d, and became totally unfit for action.
" When doctors differ, who shall decide ?" Priests
have falh'n out about this story, one party will have it
to be Satan, assuming the; appcnirance of the prophet ;
the other, affirmiuj^ it to be Samuel in propria persona ;
wc must therefore leave it to the elect to believe which
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of the ways they choose, or them both, it' they be so
inehned. It is to be observed, that it is Samuel him-
self who writes the story (according to the determina-
tion of the church) with many others of a similar stamp,
equally amusing and diverting.
We come now to the very climax of saintship, to
holy David, a king and a saint, and a man after God's
own heart,^ whose conduct we ought to be very cau-
tious in scrutinizing, it being long held impeccable
both by the Lord and the church, except in the matter
of Uriah the Hittite ; which matter, as it is given up
to the mercy of the j)rofane by both, we shall say
nothing, of not choosing to insult a fallen foe, or attack
a defenceless post. The first of David's exploits in story
is his killing of Goiiah, the Philistine giant and cham-
pion, by a lucky blow with a stone. This we allow
to be a very gallant and splendid achievement, for which
he had the promise of the king's daughter to wife ; but
Saul being much chagrined at the applause bestowed
by the women upon David's bravery, was rather tardy
in the fulfilment of it. He therefore judged it best to
put him upon his mettle, and required, as a farther qua-
lification for the proposed honour, that he would bring
him an hundred foreskins of the Philistines ; this our
hero gallantly performed, by bringing double the num-
ber in full tale. A curious and most extraordinary
spectacle it must undoubtedly have been, to see the
Royal Psalmist devoutly employed in flaying the fallen
members of the dead Philistines, and gravely stringing
them on a piece of packthread, to bind round his tem-
ples in form of a civic crown, or to wear them over hi.'i
' An English divine hath the following comment on this title of
David : — " David was a man after God's own heart, not in holiness,
that is not meant; for besides adultery, and murder, his many other
sins, as cursing his enemies to the pit of Hell, is unaccountable : but
nfter God's own heart is a Hebraism, and in English signifies as much
as [a man for my turn.] He will kill and slay as the priest commands
and directs." — IJickeringill on Priestcraft.
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shoulder like a sash ; thus accoutred to enter the
royal presence, or to pay his devoirs to his mistress.
This marriao-e, however, had not the desired effect of
conciliating matters ; for whatever was the cause, Saiii
was exasperated more and more against David, until he
was obliged to fly the court.
It is to be recollected, that the prophet Samuel had
privately anointed David as successor to the kingdom,
previous to his appearance at court. Upon the break-
ing out of this rupture, David immediately set out to
his old friend Samuel, at Naioth in Ramali, who was
then busily employed in training the young prophets
for service. Saul sent messengers to apprehend Da-
vid, who were immediately seized with the mania of
prophesying until he came himself, when the disorder
infected him so violently, that hestript off his clothes,
and prophesied naked a night and a day.
We have no clue to unravel the nature of prophesy-
ings ; the Lord has lett them in utter darkness, that
priests may find employment in guessing what they
might be about. Inspiration proceeds by fits and starts,
and by no means is tied down to the rules of composi-
tion. The Pythia of Delphos, and the Urim and
I'humniim of Judea, spoke equally dark and unintelli-
gible enigmas. After this, David, being alone, and
also in company with young men, called at Nob to see
his iVicnd Ahimelech the priest, and get some provi-
sion, wli(^ consented to give him the consecrated
bread, provided the young men had at least kept them-
selves from women, when it happily turned out that
they had abstained for three days. The j)riests of Nob,
however, paid dear for their hos|)itality. David now
wandered up and down the country with a band of
{'){)() vagrants and malrontents at his heels, collecting
provisions from th(i country jx'ople ; or to use a Scots
law-plirase, " went a sorning,'' sending young men with
a polite message, and a deal of comj^linunits, giving at
the same time a broad hint, if refused his demands, he
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noiilcl " smite every one that pissed against tlie wall,"
1)V next iiiorninii:.
This was the way he served Nabal the Carmelite,
Avho i)eing a country clown, gave his young men a very
indifferent reception ; which so incensed David, that
lie and his band were on the road to pay Nabal a very
unwelcome visit, had not his wife met him with a
handsome present, being informed of his intentions by
one of" the young men : this mollified our incensed
hero, so that he received the present, and also " ac-
cepted her person !" Wlien Abigail returned home,
she found Nabal in his cups, so did not think proper
to inform him of what passed between her and David
that night; but next morning, by what she told him,
and what he probably guessed, " his heart died within
him, and he became as a stone." Ten days after this
the Lord smote the cliurlish clown, and he died, to the
mutual content of holy David and Mrs. Abigail, who,
no doubt, thanked the Lord for his great kindness !
David's affairs turning critical, he thought it pru-
dent to emigrate to Gath, and put himself under the
protection of Achish, who gave him Ziglag for an asy-
lum ; where, instead of cultivating the arts of peace,
and attending to country affairs, his trade was to rob
and murder the Geshurites, the Gezerites, and the
Amalekites, pretending to Achish he was making in-
roads into his own country ; for, " he saved neither
man nor woman alive to bring tidings to Gath."
Murder, robbery, and falsehood, make but a small
speck in the character of a saint, who is " a man
after God's own heart ;" could the priesthood fix
crimes like these on Atheists or Infidels, they would
then be termed the greatest of human atrocities, but
when acted within the pale of the church, it is an in-
fallible sign of grace, for " where sin abounds, grace
doth much more abound."
The war which broke out between the Philistines
and the Israelites gave David a fresh opportunity of
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displayinp: his saint-like behaviour, who offered himself
as a volunteer to go and tight against liis country : but
the other J^hilistine chiefs, having no such confidence
in him as Achish, refused to accept the services of so
dangerous an ally. He was forced to turn back,
1 Sam. xxix. David's hypocrisy was equal to his
other holy qualities; upon the defeat of the Israehtish
army, and the death of Saul and his sons in battle, he
pretended the deepest sorrow, and no less than com-
posed an elegy for them. David now changed his
plan of operations, " he enquired of the Lord, saying,
shall I go up into any of the cities of Judah ? and the
Lord said unto him, Go up ;" when by stratagems of
one kind or other he got himself anointed king of
Judah. During his reign over Judah, which was
seven years and six months, a civil war was carried on
between the two houses of Saul and David ; but " the
house of Saul grew weaker and weaker," until two
villains, by a grand act of treason, murdered Ishbo-
sheth, which put an end to the contest.
David now arrived at the zenith of power. He
was anointed king over all Israel in Hebron, by the
elders of the [)eople. He was not long settled in the
government, when he " gathered together all the
chosen men of Israel, thirty thousand," to bring up
the ark of the Lord from Kirjath-jearim, besides a
goodly company of priests and fiddlers. David
thought, no doubt, by this splendid show to impress
the people witli sentiments of his extraordinary piety;
an accident, however, discovered his true motives,
which sufiicieiitiv imvcils his hvpocrisy to us. ]t
happened that Uzzah, on(^ of the drivers, took hold of
the ark, to prevent its I'alli ng, as the oxen shook the
cart. This action of Uzzah's, however, not pleasing
the Lord, he smot(^ him, " for his error; and there he
died by the a)k of (iod," 2 Sam. vi. 7. Hut I Chron.
XV. 1.0, says, the reason of his smiting Uzzah was be-
cause the i^evites did not carry it^^ as it w^s their duty
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to have done* It is no uncommon thing for the Lord
to smite one person for another's fault ; by which he
proves hiniseU" a Ciod of justice and equity. It is
upon this subhme principle that Christianity is founded.
David fin(hng that there was smiting going on, grew
(hspleased, and being afraid of the Lord, determined
not to carry it a toot further ; he wheeled about, and
left it at the house of Obed-edom, where it abode
three months. " And it was told king David, saying,
the Lord hath blessed the house of Obed-edom, and
all that pertained unto him, because of the ark.'^ Al-
though David would have no concern with the ark,
when there were smiting in the case, he no sooner
heard there were blessings to be had by keeping it,
than he flew with all speed, and took it from poor
Obed-edom, who might have made his fortune, if he
had been allowed to keep it a little longer. The carry-
ing of it now was not entrusted to profane hands, but
solely confided to the sanctified fingers of the Levites,
' There is something: singular in the history of the ark. The
people of Bethshemesh, notwithstanding: the joy they expressed
when they fii-st saw it, wanted to get rid of it as fast as possible.
" And the men of Bethshemesh said, who is able lo stand before
this Holy Lord God ? and to whom shall he go up from us ?" 1 Sam.
vi, 20. Yes, after smiting 50,070 men, he and his ark might go
where they pleased. They accordingly sent messengers to the men
of Kirjath-jearim to come and fetch it away, which they did, where it
lay neglected, without any one caring about it, 1 Chron. xiii. 3, for
twenty years, according to 1 Sam. vii. 2; but as this transaction
must have taken place previous to Saul's accession to the throne, and
his reign was forty years, and David only brought it away after he
ascended the throne of all Israel, it must have remained near fifty
-years in Kirjath-jearim. We see that the smiting of 50,070 men
made the men of Bethshemesh call him Holy Loid God ; and it is
because the history is stufled with blunders and contradictions, that
•we term it Holy A\ rit ! \\ hen Solomon lodged the ark in the tem-
ple, all the precious ware it contained was only the two tables of
stone, 1 Kings viii. 9. 1 Chron. v. 10, although Aaron had put up a
pot of manna along with them. In St. Paul s time it contained a
j^olden p<)t with manna, and Aaron's rod that budded, besides the
two tables. Heb. ix. 4.
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who brought it safe home without any further accident.
David played a principal character in this second pro-
cession ; he danced and leaped " before the Lord with
all his might," in such indecent and obscene attitudes,
uncovering himself " as one of the rain fellows shame-
lessly uncovereth himself," that he gave great offence
to his wife INlJchal, who reproved him for such scan-
dalous behaviour ; but she might have spared herself
the pains, for David told her " he would be more vile
than thus, and base in his own sight: and of the maid-
servants, whom she had spoken of, of them should he
be had in honour." This story contains a beautiful
picture of true religion, piety, and decency !
David, finding there were blessings to be got by the
possession of the ark, thought it would be no bad
scheme to build a house for the Lord ; but, though he
" was with him whithersover he went," yet having
" shed blood abundantlv," he would not suffer him to
build a house to his name. A piece of great incon-
sistency in the Lord, who is God of battles ! and
" who makes the fowls drunk with the blood of princes."
David, however, drew out a plan of the building,
and prepared vast materials ; he also left Solomon one
hundred thousand talents of gold, and one million
talents of silver ; 1 Chron. xxii. 14 ; besides this he
gave, as a private donation, three thousand talents
of gold, and seven thousand talents of silver ; the
princes of Israel also made a collection of five thousand
tal(,'nts and ten thousand drams of gold, and ten thou-
sand talents of silver, eighteen thousand talents of
brass, and one hundred thousand talents of iron, chap,
x.xix. 4-, 7 ; an»ou)itiiit;in the whole to seven hundred and
eighty millioMs sterling. The Lord nmst undoubtedly
have given David the most of this sum out of his in-
exhaustible treasure ; it is not to Ix- suj)posed, that
robbing a few (iezerites, (Jeshurites, or Amalekites,
could |)rodure niucli tnoniy. I'liere is not so much on
the face of the earth ; but the stories related in a divine
7« STRICTURES ON THE LIVES
history must Air exceed the bounds of credibility, or
cJse they could have no attractions for faitii.
David, when an exiled vagrant, used to subsist by
robbery and murder ; now that he is raised to the re-
gal dignity, practises cruelty, and injustice by legal
methods, and murders people by geometrical rules, and
with mathematical precision. " And he smote Moab,
and measured them with a line, castinij them down to
the ground : even with two lines measured he to put
to death, and with one full line to keep alive ; and so
the Moabites became David's servants, and brought
gifts/* 9 Sam. ii. 2. Who could refuse presents to a
prince of such unbounded clemency ?
Unfortunately the number of those who hated him
without a cause were more than the hairs of his head ;
and, poor man, he was sometimes forced to restore
that which he took not away/ Psal. Ixiv. 4.
David in warring with JIadadezer king of Zobah,
took from him one thousand chariots, seven hundred
horsemen, and twenty thousand footmen ; he houghed
all the chariot horses, except so many as would serve
for one hundred chariots, he likewise slew of the
Syrians, who were the allies of Hadadezer, twenty-two
thousand ; at another smiting in the valley of Salt he
slew eighteen thousand Syrians more, 2 Sam. chap,
viii. At another time, (for the inspired historian dis-
dains every thing that looks like chronology,) " David
slew the men of seven hundred chariots of the Syrians,
and forty thousand horsemen," chap. x. 18. The
books of Chronicles difFcr in these articles, 1 Chron.
xviii. 4, magnifies the number of horsemen taken from
Hadadezer to seven thousand, and calls them eighteen
thousand Edomites, whom Abishai slew in the valley
of Salt ; the Hebrew title of the Ixth Fsalm makes them
' We are notable lo comprehend how a person tan " restore that
which he took not away ;" it is truly enigmatical.
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only twelve thousand Edomites whom Joab slew ;
chap. xix. 18, calls them forty thousand footmen,
whom David slew. A few jarrings in an infalHble
book establishes its divine original beyond a doubt,
because the writers, according to the logic of the church,
could not lie by consent !
Undoubtedly this is one of the best arguments the
church is in possession of; nothing can be more ob-
vious. That the God of truth, who knoweth all
things, should inspire different writers, to tell the same
storv different ways, so as to contradict each other ;
and' thus prevent all suspicion of lying. It is sur-
prising that infidels should remain blind to the force of
this argument.
David was now warmly employed in smiting and
slaying his neighbours, although the Lord " had given
him rest round about from all his enemies." When he
took Rabbah, he was very ingenious at contriving new
methods of torture for the unfortunate mhabitants.
" And he brought forth the people that were therein,
and put them under saws and under harrows of iron,
and under axes of iron, and made them pass through
the brick kiln : and thus did he unto all the cities of
the children of Ammon," 2 Sam. xii. 31. This con-
duct is entirely comformable to the character of those
who are under the inlluonce of the true religion. The
tree is known by its fruit.
" Then there was a famine in the davs of David
three years, year after year, and David enquired of
the Lord. And tlu' liOrd answered, it is for Saul and
for his bloody house, because he sl(>w the (jibeouites,"
2 Sam. xxi. I. if we were to judge of this history l)y
the same rules that we juflg(i of other histories, we
might very possibly conclude, that this enfjuiring of
the Lord, and the answer the Lord gave, was uolliing
more than a base juggle between the jiriests and David,
in order to palliate the murder of Saul's inncx'eut <le-
•icendants. But, being under no such carnal obliga-
78 STIUCTIJKES ON JllE LIVES
tions, we slinll proceed upon the same divine princi-
ples as the liistory is wrote on.
It is a thing indubitably certain, that no man is
chargeable with the actions of another, over whom
he has no controul. l*or the Lord, therefore, to send
a famine on the Israelites, in the days of David, for
the actions of Saul, must be divine justice; because
it is a direct violation of natural equity. The reasons
that fhe Lord "ives for scndini;- this famine are some-
thing odd ; viz. " for Saul, and for his bloody house,
because he slew the Gibeonites." Now, if the Lord
be an accurate historian, the house of David was much
more bloody than that of Saul ; the Lord even refused
to let him build the temple, " because he had shed
blood abundantly." As to Saul's slaying the Gibeon-
ites, it is no where recorded by the Lord in his history ;
the next verse says, that he only " sought to slay
them.^' We are also left to guess at what period of
David's reign this famine took place ; these omissions
have given occasion to sceptics for starting a great many
captious questions, which are happily unanswerable by
human intellect. Obscurity and confusion are indis-
pensibly requisite in a sacred history, to confound the
imgodly in their profane researches into divine mystery,
to destroy the wisdom of the wise, and to bring to no-
thing the understanding of the prudent, as well as to
give constant employment to priests and commentators ;
to obscure natural light by revealed darkness, and to
make revealed darkness spiritually light; whose works,
like the w^orld, poised on nothing, are supported upon
*•' the baseless fabric of a vision."
David, after having enquired of the Lord, consulted
with the Gibeonites what he should do for them, who
very modestly and humanely required seven of Saul's
sons to be given them, to " hang up unto the Lord."
This just demand David graciously complied with,
and delivered unto them two sons of Rispah, and five
sons of his own wife ^lichal, which she bare to Adrici
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the Meholothitc, her former husband, verse S. The
Lord forgets himself a httle here, (hut infinite wisdom
makinq^ gross blunders is so common, that we think
nothing of it.) It was Merab the eldest daughter that
was married to Adriel. 1 Sam. xviii. 19. Michal, in-
deed, was taken from David and married to Phalti the
son of Laish, chap. xxv. 44< ; but restored to him again,
2 Sam. iii. IJ, Ki ; besides, she never had a child,
chap. vi. ^rl. Seriously, if it were possible for igno-
rance and folly to blaspheme the Supreme Being, it
were the highest degree of it to father such blunders
and absurdities on omnipotence.
" And thev hauGjcd them in the hill before the
Lord." It does not require a vast fund of sagacity to
discover how the Gibeonites came to make this holy
demand ; we have only to recollect, that thej^ were a
kind of understraj)pers to the priesthood, and we know
the connection that subsisted between holy David and
that fraternity ; this clue will unravel the whole mys-
tery. " And after that God was entreated for the land."
It is happy for our holy religion, that heathenism can
boast of no such doin2:s as these among their gods and
heroes : if it could, inhdels might bring them forward
as proofs of the truth, justice, goodness, and holiness
of their characters ; in that case the church might l)e
sorely jjuzzled to answer iheir arguments, being so very
like her own.
David was also the sweet singer of Israel, and com-
posed many godly ballads, and spiritual songs ; some
of which discover the character of the author very
|)liiiiily. 'Ihe f;ixth is an excellent model of holy
cursing, while the xxxviiith most pathetically d(!scribes
the nature of that dist("mper, whicii sometimes proves
a disagreeable alk)y to the loves of the saints. The
elect have, howevc.T, taken this cytherean lament for a
divine allegorv on the; spiritual dist(^mper of souls ; the
same song suits (!(|ually the ]:>ain of a venereal ulcer,
and the pangs of the new inrth ; so accommodating is
inspiration to the ideas of the vulgar.
$0 STRICTURES ON THE LIVES
" Now the days of David drew u\'j;h, that he should
die;" but as he "did that which was right in the
eyes of the LortI, and turned not aside from any tiling
that he commanded him all the days of liis life, save
only in the matter of Uriah the llittite/' he liad no
occasion of repenting that he " had shed blood abun-
dantly :" or of forgiving his enemies : actions, which
we sometimes find even saints performing at their
death. He was not one of the unhappy virtuous,
wlio need the consolatory hope of a future recom-
pence ; he therefore gave himself no concern about it,
but finished a life of unparalleled iniquity by unfeeling
obstinacy.
rhus have we taken a cursory view of the life of
David, who is held upas a standard of saintship, whose
conduct in the government of the Jewish nation was
the model by which all future princes were to regulate
theirs. Those who " walked in the ways of David"
were sure of giving satisfaction to the Lord, and to be
well pleasing in his sight ; others who deviated from so
pious an example, were constantly provoking him to
anger. If, however, we were to con) pare the actions
of holy David with the Neros and Caligulas of anti-
<jnity, we should be necessitated to give the preference
to the Jew : if the Lord had not made him a saint,
the world would have declared him a monster.
If we be inclined to form an impartial estimate of
David's character, we must attend to some circum-
stances that deserve our notice. Absalom, by his en-
gaging address and attention to th(i suits of the people,
stirred up a most formidal)le rebellion, and provoked
a revolt so general, that David found it necessary to
ouit his capital. Nothing could be more abhorrent
to the feelings of a people, than to see a son rise in
rebellion au<l dethrone his father; his government
must therefore have been of the most tyrannic kind
that enabled Absalom to find partizans so universally.
\'v'e are inclined to think the character given him
by Shemei to be pretty just. Holy Davids and wise
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Solomons may be very good kings for the priesthood,
and yet be very bad ones for the people.
It might be deemed unpardonable to bring forward
this great Bible hero withont proper attendants, we
shall therefore select as squire tor our holy Quixote,
Jehu, king of Israel, who will make a very proper
Sancho Pancho to this saint-errant and Nero of the
Hebrews. Like him, he did that which was right in
the eves of the Lord, accordin"- to all that was in his
heart, 2 Kings x. ;30. This history of Jehu will also
illustrate the Lord's character, and shew his cruelty
and injustice better perhaps than any other fact in the
Bible. " Elisha the prophet called one of the chil-
dren of the prophets,'^ and ordered him to go and
anoint Jehu, king of Israel, at llamoth Gilead. This
prophet thought it no crime to be guilty of high trea-
son, get the reigning prince and royal family mur-
dered, and place an usurper on the throne, all to re-
venge the blood of some unknown prophets, of whom
we have no account. The young prophet went and
executed his commission. The murdering instructions
he gave to Jehu were ample: " Thou shr.lt smite the
house of Ahab thy master. For the whole house of
Ahab shall perish ; aiirl 1 will cut off from Ahab him
that pisselh against the wall, and him that is shut up
and left in Israel." Chap. ix. We sometimes hear an
apophthegm in the mouths of the righteous, " that we
should never do evil that good may come of it;" but
what are we to think of the Lord, who stirs up one
villain to destroy nnolhir, and massacre the innocent,
without any good coming out of it ?
No sooner was Jehu anointed king by the juvenile
prophet, than he and his band of conspirators flew to
attack king Jehoram, who was lying ill at Jezreei of
his wounds. The king being apprehensive of danger,
came out on the road in his chariot, along with Aha-
ziah king of Judah, to meet Jehu, and know his de-
mands ; him Jehu killed wrtb his own hand, and his
gang mortally wounded Ahaziah. When he entered
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82 STRICTURE? ON THE I.IVES
the city,' Jezebel, the king's mother, was thrown out
of a window, and trod todeatli by liis liorses. Then
he wrote to the nobles of Samaria, who had the charge
of the king's sons, " being seventy persons," them
they murdered, and packed up their heads in baskets,
and sent them to Jehu, who ordered them to be piled
up in two heaps at the entering in of tiie gate, for the
people to view. Having dispatched all the king's
sons, " Jehu slew all that remain(>d of the house of
Ahab at Jezreel, and all his great men, and his kinsfolk,
and his priests, until he left him none remaining."
Chap. X. 1 1.
Going to Samaria, he met on the way forty-two
young princes of Judah, the brethren of Ahaziah,
verse 14-, who were only his nephews, SChron. xxii.
8, 1, If two inspired writers were to relate a story
the same way without contradicting each other, it
might then be said that they lied by consent. Them
he instantly murdered. When he arrived at Samaria,
" he slew all that remained unto Ahab" there. Then
under the pretence of a great sacrifice to Baal, he com-
manded all the adherents of that sect to attend, under
pain of death, prophets and priests; and having got
the house as full as it could hold, he had them all
foully and inhumanly massacred.
Can history afford a parallel to such abominable
cruelty ? The prescriptions of Sylla and Marius fall
infinitely short of it; and the united cruelties of Robe-
spierre, Carrier, and Joseph Le Bon, can never stand a
comparison, and yet we are taught to look upon these
men as the most abominable ruffians that ever lived.
What then must be our astonishment when we hear a
God of peace and mercy, approving of such atrocious
wickedness ? " And the Lord said unto Jehu, be-
cause thou hast done well in executing that which is
right in mine eyes, and hast done unto all the house of
Ahab according to all that was in mine heart, thy
children of the fourth generation shall sit on the
throne of Israel. '^
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But although Jehu pleased the Lord by murder and
massacre, he cared as little for his worship as any of
his predecessors. " Howbeit, from the sins of Jero-
boam, the son of Nebat, who made Israel to sin, Jehu
departed not from after them, to wit, the golden calves
that were in iJethel, and that were in Dan." Verse 29,
50. Thus, after all this cruelty and mischief, the Lord
was no better served than ever. What becomes of the
foreknowledge of Ciod ? Could he not select a person
to fill the throne that would promote his worship? Or
are we to look uj)on it as a thing impossible to worship
a God of such a character ? Let us then beware of
imitating the conduct of men after " God's own
heart ;" none ever assume such titles but the most
profligate villains and monsters in human shape.
We have Jiow taken a review of the actions of the
most eminent men in the Jewish history; what do
thi.y present to view but the chiefs of a gang of ban-
ditti, totally destitute of virtue or morality, immersed
ill ignorance and barbarism, and living in a state of the
most savage ferocity ? Let us, for a moment, compare
them with the illustrious men of Greece or Rome, we
shall then see the value of Bible morality, and know
how far tiuir saints are fit patterns of imitation for
civilized Europe.
RElMARKS
ON THE
THEOCRACY.
Civil Goveriimciit necessarily arises out of the
nature of society; to judge of its perfection, it is ne-
cessary to know its ultimate object, and the end it has
in view. The object which the science of government
seeks to attain, is, beyond a doubt, " the promoting
the greatest possible quantity of happiness to the com-
munity/' Salus popiili lex, " or the public welfare,
the supreme law," has been a maxim in every nation
that ever existed. In proportion, then, as a govern-
ment is capable of procuring the greatest number of
advantages with the fewest inconveniencies, it ap-
proaches perfection. That man is a creature of habit,
is now known ; and that the religion and government
under which he lives influence his conduct, and make
him contract habits of virtue or vice, is also unfjues-
tionable. These two great springs of human action
ever have, and ever will, continue to form the man-
ners and character of a nation. The proof of this
truth is easy from history : whoever will take the
trouble to compare the characters of the ancient Greeks
and Romans with that of their modern descendants, will
easily perceive the vast diflerence that is to be found
between them to be entirely owing to the different
REMARKS ON THE THEOCRACY. 85
systems of religion and government under which they
respectively lived.
These principles kept in view will enable us to form
a iudsraent of the nature of the Jewish theocracy, if
carnal reason be allowed to judge of so divine a govern-
ment. Of the many various and different forms, for
which mankind have contended so earnestly, that
surely hath a fair claim for preference, in which
the Author of our being condescends to become our
lawgiver and magistrate. If there do exist a Being,
destitute of human passions, and possessed of iniinite
Justice, wisdom, and power, it were to be wished he
would take upon him the charge of governing the
whole human race. 1 am sure their affairs have been
sadly managed by those who have governed them
hitherto. 1 know it is the opinion of philosophers,
that no government ever existed, or can exist, but of
men : priests have affirmed, that a theocracy may
exist, if they are to be its administrators ; and that the
Jewish orovernment was one. To save all altercation
on this head, we shall allow it to be as they say : all
we mean to do is only to examine the nature of it, and
see what sort of government it was.
It would not be using the Lord with the respect due
to so great a personage, to place him at the head of
their affairs, while they were slaves to Pharaoh. The
commencement of the theocracy must therefore bo
fixed at the time the Israelites left Egypt ; when the
Lord brought them up by "• mighty wonders and a
strong h-.uid." The Israelites had at this time six
hundred thousand fightnig men. Had these lellovvs
been animated with the sjjirit of liberty, they could
easily have cut their way out of Kgypt, without i)ut-
ting th(' Lord to the expence of " mighty wonders :"
but a mob of poltrons needed to be aniniated with the
miracle of the ten plagues. SeoHers ha\e mad(! theni-
selves very merry with these ten plagues; they obstMve,
if they were no lH;tt<r perf^rmi fl tlimi is rehiterl, they
must have been below the performances ol IJoaz Of
8G REMARKS ON Tllli Til L:0( RACY.
Bivslaw.' Tlu'y take notice, tliat it' Moses had turned
all tlic water into blood, as is atiirnied, the magicians
could not have done so likewise, as they had no water
let't to be turned into blood. They atVect to j^ity the
late of the Egyptian cattle, who were all killed by a
murrain, then smitten with blains ; killed a second
time bv a storm ot" hail ; a third time at the death of
the iirsl-born ; and, lastly, tliey were drowned in the
lied sea. This was too severe treatment ot" the poor
beasts. J3ut we will retail no more ot" the cavils of
these scofters, who woidd never have done, if they
were induiiied.
The Lord having got his people fairly out of Egypt,
conducted them into that best of all possible countries,
the deserts of Arabia, where they wandered about
forty years in great want of water, bread, food for
their cattle, and most of the articles of the first neces-
sity. The distresses and hardships they suffered in
the wilderness were the cause of many discontents and
murmurs breakins: out amongst them. Instead of the
Lord foreseeing their wants, and providing for their
relief, their murmurings ordy provoked him to anger,
and put him in a rage. Instead of enlightening their
understandings, or making them comprehend the na-
ture of their situation, they are wholly actuated by
a blind force, which disjoints and deranges every
spring of human action. With them miracles and
l)rodigies are more common than ordinary events. In
such a situation, men cannot regulate their conduct by
the known relation between cause and eflect ; for that
is entirely destroyed ; the influence of motives is
wholly done away, and men in such circumstances are
nothing more than j)assive instruments in the hand
tliat guides them. If the Lord be " an infinitely wise
being," (as the church declares him to be) that has made
every thing very good, in the best {)Ossiblc manner, and
' Two famous bli^lit-ol-liand peifunni.!!).
REMARKS ON THE THEOCRACY. 87
can afterwards infringe his own law, and work a mira-
cle, tlien there can be no occasion for rewards and
punishments ; the one wonld no longer deter from
vice, nor the other incite to virtue.
When the Loid wrought so many miracles on the
inanimate objects that surrounded his chosen people, it
would have been proper to have performed another on
their understandings, and so have suited their minds to
their circumstances, and made one grand miracle of
the whole. Not being able to do this, we find him
havino; recourse to violence, to tvrannv, and to massa-
ere. The cruel excesses of tyrants have produced the
most revolting sensations in every human breast, but
the most enormous that ever was heard of in any other
country under heaven, comes infinitely short of the
following atrocious order : " Then Moses stood in the
gate of the camp, and said, who is on the Lord's side?
let him come unto me ; and all the sons of Levi ga-
thered themselves together unto him. And he said
unto them, thus saith the Lord God of Israel, put
every man his sword by his side, and go in and out
from gate to gate, throughout the camp, and slay every
man his brother, and every man his companion, and
every man his neighbour: and there fell of the people
tiiat day about three thousand men." Exod. xxxii, yd.
That is, the i)riests, who were the most criminal in
this affair of the golden calf, were to commit an indis-
criminate butchery, without respect to who were inno-
cent or guilty, violating every bond of natural and
social alTection.
This is not the only massacre that has been com-
mitted by those who have rnnged themselves on the
L<^»r(rs side, or pretended his orders; three hundred
nullions of human beings have; been sacrificed by
Christian j)riests upon similar pretexts. W'licMiever
the Lord calls to bloodshed, the ))riests are, to a man,
on his side, " I''or as troops of robbers wait for a man,
«o the company of priests murder in the way by con-
sent ;" Hos. vi. 9. If they are too cowardly to draw
8S REMARKS ON THE THEOCRACY.
the sword, thcv do not fail to sound the tocsin of war.
But doth tlie voice of luimanily call ? Doth the voice
of indigence call ? Doth the melting voice of charity
call ? Or doth the voice of the oppressed call ? They
are as the adder, deaf.
From that confused mass of disjointed scraps, which
some people affect to call the JMosaic code, we shall
select for examination a ihw of those laws or regula-
tions, the influence of which seem to have reached
modern times. It appears by Lev. xxvii. 29, that
*' none devoted, which shall be devoted of men, shall
be redeemed, but shall surely be put to death," was a
law that authorised the abominable custom of human
sacrifices, and which the priests of Christianity have
been so loud in condemning heathenism for counte-
nancing. The law which says, " Thou shalt not suffer
a witch to live,'^ Exod. xxii. 18, " and a wizard shall
surely be put to death," Lev. xx. 27, were the occa-
sion of unbounded enormities. Our barbarous an-
cestors, ignorant of Nature and her operations, struck
with any uncommon appearance, or afflicted with any
unusual disease, rather than be at the trouble of in-
vestigating the cause, chose rather to refer it to witch-
craft, and the operations of wizards, because there
were laws in the Bible that condemned witches and
wizards. jMillions of people have been sacrificed to
this abominable frenzy, while it reigned in Europe;
numberless helpless and infirm wretches were con-
victed of witchcraft, upon the testimony of their own
infirmities, and burnt alive for committing impossi-
bilities according to the divine law of Exodus. But
now that the law is repealed, there are no witches to
be found ; and when women can bewitch with impu-
nity they will not bewitch at all. That law, by which
a woman, suspected of incontinence, was oblio^ed to
drink a certaiii quantity of consecrated water. Num. v.
1 1, has now fallen intodisuse; unhappily, our modern
priests have lost the secret of manufacturing it. But
while barbarity and ignorance reigned in Europe, our
REMARKS ON THE THEOCRACY. Sa
RVicestors, who mistook dreams for realities, and these
wild inconsistencies tor the laws of Giod, Ijuilt upon
this chapter that system of Gothic jurisprudence
which was then called the trial by God's judgment ;^
they thouo^ht that because the Jews pretended to dis--
cover adultery by means of consecrated water, they
could discover other crimes bv similar means. Hence
the institution of the judicial combat, trial by cold or
hot water, or red-hot iron,* which for a long period
' In doubtful cases two men were chosen, and led in great cere-?
mony to a rhuirh. Here they stood upright, with their arms ex-r
tended in the figure of a cross, and in the mean time divine service
was celebrated. That party, whose champion kept his posture thq
longest, was declared to have gained the cause.
" A way of clearing- one's innocence in those ancient times, was to
handle a piece of iron, heated more or less, according to the violence
of the suspicion. It was consecrated, and carefully kept in some
churches ; for all had not this privilege, which was no less profitable
tlian honourable. 'J his piece of iron was either a gauntlet, in which
the party accused was to thrust his hiind, or a bar, which he was to
take up two or three tiuies. His hand was then wrapped up in a bag-,
on which tlie judge aiul the adversary put their seals, not taking-
them off till ihrte days after. If there were no marks of a burn, he
was acquitted ; but any remaining- inspression of the fire was a proof
of guilt. This was tl;e tsial of tlse nobles, priests, and g^eiitry.
That of the commonalty was by plunging the liand into boiling
water; or bv throwing the party into a large vessel of w;iter, witli
his iiands and feet tied. '1 hese ceremonies were preceded by a form
of prayei-s. If he floated, he was concluded guilty ; if he sunk, he
was declared innocent. It was the persuasion, at that time, that God
would work a miracle sooner than innocence slu-uld siifler; a notion
equally superstitious and absurd, but withal so strong-, that it ever
proved one of the great obstacles towards the abolisliment of custom.s
so contrary to reason. Accordinjily. it was not till the thirteenth
century that tin y were suppressed ; and tht-n by a solium decree of
the Council of Lateran, under the pontirtjate of Inn(»cent I! I.
It may, perhaps, be asked, What is to be thought of these trials,
and ti.e miracles wiih whidi tli<y are said to liav-: betu attended.*
\\ as all w-|iicii is related on this head nally supernatural, or the
doings of artifire and ignorance? Thtse miraculous farts are so
generally agreed on 1)V a;l historians, that to d( jiy them, seems, in a
great measure, overthrowing all the foundations of iiistory : but can
credit l)e given to them, witlionf overthrowing all the jjrincip'es of
reason } 1 shall answer this no less important tlian curious question,
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continued tx) disgrace the code of every European
nation, and to bo a monument to future ages of the
folly and mischief of attending to the reveries of
superstition, and neglecting the dictates of reason and
common sense.
The slave trade is a commerce universally odious ;
every human heart but those immediately concerned in
the traffic revolts at the very idea of it ; enlightened
Europe hath sufficiently execrated it already for us to
say any thing of it here. We only mean to observe,
that when the feelings and humanity of the nation
with one voice demanded its unqualified abolition, the
few sordid avaricious supporters of the system had
little to oppose to the justice and equity of the claim
but the law of Leviticus, chap. xxv. 44, 46, " Both
thy bondmen and bondmaids, which thou shalt have
of the heathen that are round about you, of them shall
ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Moreover, of the
children of the strangers that do sojourn among you,
of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are
with you ; which they begat in your land, and they
shall be your possession. And ye shall take them for
an inheritance to your children after you, to inherit
them for a possession ; they shall be your bondmen
forever." Thus may justice, humanity, and charity,
from the Memoirs of the Academy des Belles Lettres. It is first
observed, that trials have never been solemnly approved by the
church; that among the great number of those who relate these sup-
posed miracles, some deserve very little regard, others do not relate
them as certain facts, but as the history of vulgar belief; lastly,
that in those verj' ages when this superstition had received the sanc-
tion of the laws, it met with opposers, who openly refused to submit
to it; and the second Council of Aix-Ia-Chapelie calls them artifices
tending to confound truth and falsity. " George l.ogothetes speaks
of a person, who, in the thirteenth century, refused to stand a fiery
trial, saying, that he was no mountebank. The archbishop beginning
to urge him to a compliance, he made answer, that he would take the
red-hot iron into his hands, if his Grace would give it him in his. The
prelate, who was too knowing to comply with the proposal, allowed
that it was not proper to tempt God." — Abbot Velly.
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plead in vain for the abolition of this system of ini-
quity ; the interested will always quote the law of
Leviticus in their favour, and with those who prefer
the pretended revelations of a horde of savages to the
laws of reason and justice, it will ever be a powerful
argument.
Not only doth the Lord authorise the slave trade,
but himself became a " dealer in human flesh," and
treated his own chosen people in the same way as the
Negro princes on the coast of Africa do theirs. For,
" he sold them into the hand of Cushan-rishathaim,
king of Mesopotamia: and the children of Israel
served Cushan-rishathaim eight years," Judges iii. 8.
Also " the Lord sold them into the hand of Jabin,
king of Canaan, who reigned in Hazor : he mightily
oppressed the children of Israel," chap. iv. 2, 3. He
likewise " sold them into the hands of the Philistines,
and into the hands of the children of Ammon. They
vexed and oppressed the children of Israel eighteen
years," chap. x. 7, H. If he sold them, he also " de-
livered them into the hand of Midian, seven years,"
chap. vi. 1, '' and into the hand of the Philistines
forty years," chap. xiii. 1. These sellings and deliver-
ings doth not say a great deal in favour of the supreme
magistrateof a theocratical government. The Psalmist,
however, insinuates, that the Lord made but an indif-
ferent merchant ; he says, " Thou sellest thy people
for nought, and dost not increase thy wealth by their
price," Psalm xliv. 12. Our slave-dealers can tell a
different story.
\i' the civil policy of the Jews was bad, their eccle-
siastical was much worse. 'J'he Lord, it seems,
tliouf^ht j)roper to give unto vVaron and the priesthood,
*' All the best of the oil, and all the best of the wine,
and of the wheat ; the first fruits of them which they
shall offer unto the Lord, them have I given thee.
Anfl whatsoever is first ripe in the land, which they
shall bring unto the, j^ord, shall he thine." Nirmb.
xviii. 12, 13. Tliey were also to have, " the first
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fruit of thy corn, of thy wine, and of thy oil ; and
the first of the fleece of thy sheep shall thoti give him,"
Ueut. xviii. '21. The Levites, although only the
twellth part of the nation, were to have the tenth part
of the property. Numb, xviii. 51. These munificent
grants encouraged the priesthood to lay claim to every
thing that was good or valuable in the country ; to such
a height had priestly despotism arrived in the days of
Eli, " that when any man offered a sacrifice, the priests
servant came, while the flesh was in seething, with a
flesh hook of three teeth in his hand, and he struck it
into the pan, or kettle, or cauldron, or pot ; all that
the flesh hook brought up, the priest took for himself:
so they did in Shiloh, unto all the Israelites that came
thither. Also before they burnt the fat, the priest's
servant came, and said to die man that sacrificed, give
flesh to roast for the priest, for he will not have sodden
flesh of thee, but raw. And if any man said unto
him, let them not fail to burn the fat presently, and
then take as much as thy soul desireth ; then he would
answer him ; nay, but thou shalt give it me now ; and
]f not, I will take it by force." 1 his was true priestly
conduct ; their scandalous debauchery was of a piece
with it : for the sons of Eli " lay with the women
that assembled at the door of the tabernacle of the
congregation," 1 Sam. i. 1:3, 22. These pious ex-
cesses have always stuck to the holy fraternity, and are
equally found in the Levite of Judea, as the Druid of
Gaul.
It is to be observed that all revelations from heaven
have ever come to mankind through the medium of the
priesthood ; they have therefore taken good care that
the gods should always order them ease and plenty ;
*' they are the lilies of the valley, they toil not, nei-
ther do they spin." If the Lord were to order the
people to give his priests nothing but poor fare and
hard labour, they would all instantly desert the ser-
vice. Nay, I even question if " angels' food" would
please the priests of our day, although they are un-
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doubtedly very heavenly-minded, and seek not to lay
up their treasure in earthen vessels, " where moth and
rust dodi corrupt, and where thieves break through and
steal ;" yet if the carnal comforts of this life can be
obtained in a religious way, they will not tail to strain
every nerve to obtain them. It is likely that the Lord,
seeing such mischievous effects flowing from such ex-
travagant donations, grew ashamed of them ; and that
♦' these were the statutes he gave his people, that were
not good, and the judgments whereby they should not
live," Ezek. xx. 2j. Such, at least, is the opinion of
St. Peter, who says, " they were a yoke, which nei-
ther their fathers nor them w^ere able to bear," Acts
XV. 10. The apostle Paul is of the same mind. See
Galat. v. 1.
If we reflect ever so little on the nature of Judaism,
we must soon be convinced that it could only be sup-
ported by the most intolerable oppression ; a twelfth
part of the nation priests, and doing nothing: one
third of their time employed in religious ceremonies,
together with the expence of sacrilices and offerings,
must always have proved a millstone about the neck of
industry, and concentrate the whole wealth of the
country into the hands of the priests.
This divine government of a theocracy does not ap-
pear to have been " the best of all possible govern-
ments," or " the wonder and envy of surrounding
nations." If we consult the book of Judges, we find
the people subject to every calamity incident to a bad
system. Surrourided by rapacious neighbours, they
Were liable to continual invasions from without ; want
of system and order made tliem a prey to innumerable
broils and commotions at hom(\ Sometimes " the
Lord raised the ni up .liidgrs, then the Lord was with
the judge, and delivered them out of the hands of
their enemies all the d;iys of the judge." These de-
liverings were but temporary r( lief, mere patch-work
expedients, ill calculated to ])roduce any lasting bene-
fit ; for the people became anarchists, " every man
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doing that which was right in his own eyes." Jud.
xvi. 6 ; xxi. 2,5. So that in fact this divine govern-
ment was none at all. By degrees the priesthood got
all the power into their own hands, and their abuse
of it was the cause of great discontents. The venality
and extortion of Samuel's sons, " who turned aside
after lucre, and took bribes, and perverted judgment,
provoked a revolution, when the people rejected the
Lord, that he should not reign over them, and they
chose them a king after the manner of the nations,'*
1 Sam. vii. 8. Thus ended the theocracy, which the
priests of modern times are not ashamed of holding
up as a system of divine perfection ; but, upon ex-
amination, we have found to be a series of intolerable
abuses and wild anarchy.
Happy the people who have it in their power to erect
a system of government upon the immutable basis of
equal rights ; where men's interest and their duty are
happily united ; where equal laws, cherishing genius
and industry, contribute to spread plenty, peace, and
happiness over the whole country !
CONCLUSION.
We have now taken a general survey of the cha-
racter of tlie Deity, from the sacred books of the
Jews ; books which his votaries pretend were inspired
and dictated bv the God himself. But have we found
a God of hoHness, truth, justice, goodness ? Far,
very far from it. These hooks represent their God, as
a being of ferocious cruelty, tyrannical, unjust, false,
deceitful, passionate, angry, revengeful, and capricious,
continually repenting and changing his mind. True,
indeed, they also say that he is good, merciful, and
just, slow to anger, and of great kindness, one whose
tender mercies are above all his other works ; in short
they blow hot and cold alternately, and give him such
discordant qualities, that no such being ever did or
can exist, but in the distempered imagination of
gloomy superstition, and blind credulity.
The priesthood have also fathered upon him those
incoherent rhapsodies, which they declare to the igno-
rant to be the fountain of divine wisdom, but which
we look upon to be the storehouse of priestly fraud ;
a com})ilation so confused, and contradictory, as to
hid defiance to all the rules of criticism. A hook
whicli no human intellect has ever been able to explain
or illustrate ; although millions of men have been con-
stantly employed for many ages in clearing it up, it
still contiiMH s as dark as ever, and the same infallible
rule of faith and manners it always was. We how-
ever odir one ()})servation M'hieh may make several
passages easily understood, that accordino^ to the pre-
sent reading are wholly uniiit( llii;iblc. In almost every
case where they now read the words Lord and (jod,
substitute the word Priest, which will make that sense
9G CONCLUSION.
-vvliicli now appears nonsense, and will tlirovv suclj
lio-ht on tlic subject that none can be ignorant of" the
true meaning.
Is it not blasphemy and impiety to insult a God
■whom we pretend to beheve in, to call him good, and
make him a tyrant ? Is it not the height of impiety to
deceive a man in the name of a God of truth, and
make him the author of lies .'' Can we say that a God
who is supremely iiappy and omnipotent, is offended
by his feeble creatures ? And is it not both impious
and irrational at the same time, to make a mere chimera
of the God we adore? The judicious reflection of
Plutarch, in his essay on superstition, is extremely
applicable to the case before us. He says, " that he
had rather that men should say there never was such a
man as ]-*lutarch, than that they should say Plutarch
was cruel, a liar, and unjust. Better to have no God
at all, than to represent him such as the poets feign of
Saturn, first to beget children, and then eat them.'*
And surely much better would it be for the human
race to be governed by the laws of nature and reason,
ihan to be guided by the imaginary laws of a fan-
tastical chimera, made up of every species of human
wickedness and folly, such as he is represented to us
by the Jews. He prefers atheism to superstition, and
surely it must be the worst kind of it that represents
God to us as a monster of wickedness. He says,
*' Atheism brings men to an unconcernedness and in-
difference of temper: for the design of those who
deny a God, is to ease themselves of his fear. But
superstition appears by its name to be a distempered
opinion and conceit, productive of such mean and ab-
ject apprehensions, as debase and break a man's spirit.
For thoug-h he tliinks iustlv that there are divine
powers, yet so erroneous is his judgment, that ho
thinks they are sour and vindictive beings. Atheism
is oijly false reasoning, Vvhile superstition is not only
false n.'asoning, but superadds a passion, fear, which is
destitute both of courage and reasoHy and renders us
CONCLUSION. f»7
stupid, distracted, and inactive. But of all fears none
confounds a man like religious fear."
My Lord Bacon is of the same opinion ; he says,
" Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to
natural piety, to laws, to reputation ; all which may
be guides to an outward moral virtue, though religion
were not: but superstition dismounts all these, and
erecteth an absolute monarchy in the minds of men.
Therefore, Atheism did never perturb states ; for it
maketh men warv of themselves, as lookins^ no fur-
ther ; and we see the times inclined to Atheism (as the
times of Augustus Caesar) were civil times. But
superstition hath been the confusion of many states ;
and bringeth in a new primum mobile^ that ravisheth
all the sjjheres of government."
Indeed, nothing' can be more clear than that a
wicked God must have wicked votaries; the commis-
sion of crimes is the only worship fitted for such a
being; to imitate him must be to plunge into every
kind of enormity. This is exactly the case with those
who are called his saints. Cunning, fraud, deceit,
injustice, inhumanity, and cruelty, are the great out-
lini's that mark the characters of the Lord's saints. No
other nation ever produced men equally criminal and
wicked ; the heroes and saints of Judaism are monsters
in nature, and such will ever be the consequence of
neglecting the dictates of experience and reason, to fol-
low the mad chimeras of deceitful impostors.
If a jiooplc can be so grossly infatuated as to believe
themselves under the inniiediate government of an
unknown invisible Being, they are capab!.^ of being
imposed on and made to believe the most glaring imj)Os-
tures. I'hev will stick at no crimes, however enor-
mous, be restrained by no compunctions of humanity ;
the bonds of justice become too feeble to restrain their
vicious propensities, whenever the pretended vice-
gerents of heaven instigate them to the commission of
crimes. i'hus the .lews, who thoui^ht tl/nj;elvea
exclusively favoured with a revelation from (jod, have
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!IH CONCLUSION.
been a nation (Jet(>sto(lfbr wickedness and Ijuibarisin l>y
all |)cuj)lc' of the eaitli. Let ns then spnrn tliis pre-
tended a^itt of heaven, which has proved so inimical to
linnian liappiness ; let us return back to the celestial
regions, and betake ourselves to the morality of the
earth. To think of building a system of morality on
the basis of revelation, is attempt! n2^ to found a castle
in a quagmire, the foundations of which will be for
ever slipping from under it. it is on the nature of
man and his various relations in society only, that it
cau stand, but which is sufficiently able to support it.
Let us then discard the reveries of imposture, and
listen to the dictates of nature ; let us turn a deaf ear
to visions, dreams, and revelations ; but be ever atten-
tive to the voice of truth, sober reason, and experience.
Let us see if the superstition of the earth hath any
thing better to present to our view than the following
little abstract, from a work of distinguished merit,
which we shall submit to the judgment of our readers,
and so bid them farewell.
Be just, because equity is the sup])ort of the human
species. Be good, because goodness connects all
hearts. Be indulgent, because feeble thyself, thou
livest with beings as feeble as thou art. Be gentle,
because gentleness attracts affection. Be grateful,
because gratitude feeds and nourishes benevolence.
Be modest, because haughtiness is disgustiug to beings
smitten with themselves. Forgive injuries, because
revenge perpetuates hatred. Do good to him that
injureth thee, in order to shew thyself more noble than
he is, and to make a friend of him. He reserved, tem-
perate, and chaste, because voluptuousness, intem-
l^erance, and excess, will destroy thy being, and render
thee contemptible.
Be a citizen, because thy country is necessary to
thy security, to thy pleasures, and to thine happiness.
Be faithful, and submit to legitimate authority, be-
cause it is requisite to the maintenance of that society
which is necessary to thyself. Be obedient to the laws,
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because they are the expression of the public will, to
which thy particular will ought to be subordinate. De-
fend thy country, because it is that which renders thee
happy, and contains thy property, as well as all those
beings who are dearest to thine heart. Do not permit
this common parent of thyself, and thy fellow citizens,
to fall under the shackles of tyranny, because from
thence it will be no more than a prison to thee. If
thine unjust country refuse thee happiness; if, sub-
mitted to an unjust power, it suffers thee to be op-
pressed, withdraw thyself from it in silence, and never
disturb it. In short, be a man : be a sensible and
rational being ; be a faithful husband ; a tender father ;
an equitable master ; a zealous citizen : labour to serve
thy country by thy powers, thy talents, thine industry,
and thy virtues ; participate with thine associates those
gifts which nature hath bestowed on thee ; diffuse
happiness, contentment, and joy, over all those who
approach thee ; that the sphere of thine actions, en-
livened by thy kindness, may react upon thyself. Be
assured, that the man who makes others happy, cannot
be unhappy himself.
If exjx;rience direct our steps, truth illuminate our
way, and reason support us with its aid, we shall
infallibly arrive at that happiness our circumstances
will permit, and our natures are capable of enjoying,
without having recourse to the mandates of invisible
phantoms, or their inferior agents.
THE END.