11 THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES Jonathan Sivift,d.i> r 0s* ,>/'>//* _''!,/,'/,-/>:>. L 'i /W./K.-/--,/ .i/./i.. ' . ' /.!> : . THE WORKS OS THE REV. JONATHAN SWIFT, D.D. DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S, DUBLIN. ARRANGED BYTHOMAS SHERIDAN, A.M. J WITH . ' $otc& ijftgtocka! anij Critical, A NEW EDITION, IN NINETEEN VOLUMES ; CORRECTED AND REVISED BY JOHN NICHOLS, F.S.A. EDINBURGH AND PERTH. VOL. I. LONDON: JRINTED FOR 3. JOHNSON ; J. NICHOLS AND SON ; R. BALDWIN ; OTRIDGE AND SON ; T. C. AND J. RIV1NGT0N ; T. PAYNE J R. FAULDER ; G. ROBINSON; WILKIE AND ROBINSON ; R. LEA ; J. NUNN ; CUTHELL AND MARTIN ; J. WALKER ; T. EGERTON J CLARKE AND SON ; VERNOR, HOOD, AND SHARPE J SCATCHERD AND LETTERMAN ; 1ACKINGTON, ALLEN, AND CO.; J. CARPENTER; LONGMAN, HURST, REES, ANDORMK; CADELL AND DAVIES ; W. MILLER ; J. AND A. ARCH } S, BAGSTER ; J. MURRAY , 1. HARBING ; R. H. EVANS J AND J. MAWMAN. o^ "P"R v.l TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE FRANCIS RAWDON HASTINGS, EARL OFMOIRA, BARON RAWDON, ETC. ETC. THAN WHOM THE UNITED DOMINIONS CONTAIN NOT A TRUER PATRIOT J WHO COULD DISTINGUISH HIMSELF BY HIS PEN, KO LESS THAN BY HIS SWORD AND HIS ELOQUENCE; THE WORKS OF DEAN SWIFT ARE, WITH STRICT PROPRIETY, INSCRIBED, BY A MEMBER OF THE CORPORATION OF LONDON , WHO HAS THE HONOUR TO SUBSCRIBE HIMSELF HIS LORDSHIP'S GREATLY OBLIGED AND VERY HUMBLE SERVANT, June, 1808. 5 87605 CONTENTS OF THE FIRST VOLUME. Page ADVERTISEMENT ix General Preface. . t xv The Life of Dr. Swift, by Mr. Sheridan ., I Mr. Sheridan's Dedication 3 Introduction 5 Sect. I 19 Sect. II. From the death of sir William Temple, to the time of his introduction to lord Oxford 49 Sect. III. From the introduction to Mr. Harley, to the death of the Queen 81 Sect. IV. 1 76 Sect. V. From his return to Ireland to his death. ....... 218 Sect. VI. Private Memoirs of Swift 288 Sect. VII. Various Anecdotes of Swift 384- ADVERTISEMENT. IN presenting to the publick a new edition of the Works of so well known and popular a writer as Dr. Swift, it would be equally unjust and invidious to withhold the preliminary ob- servations of men high in esteem for critical sagacity, who on former occasions have not disdained to undertake the office of ushering the Dean's writings into the world: These, therefore, will be found collected into one point of view in the General Preface. From a large accumulation of useful mate- rials (to which the present Editor had con- tributed no inconsiderable share, and to which in 1779 he annexed a copious index to the Dean's works, and a chronological list of the epistolary correspondence) a regular edition in seventeen volumes was in 1784 compiled by the late Mr. Sheridan; to whom the former biographers were collectors of materials; and who prefixed an excellent life of the Dean, which no man was better qualified than him- self to undertake. This renders it unnecessary to enter farther on that subject, than merely to observe, in the words of a late worthy X ADVERTISEMENT. friend*, that, " if we deduct somewhat from report, which is apt to add to the oddities of men of note, the greatest part of his conduct may be accounted for by the common operations of human nature * Ckoler, lord Bacon ob- serves,' ' puts men on action; when it grows adust, it turns to melancholy.* In Swift, that humour seems to have been predominant; go- verned, however, even in his younger days, by a fund of good sense, and an early experience of the world. He was thrown, luckily, in the prime of life, into the family of a great per- sonage, where he had the happiness of an interview with a monarch; from whence he had resonable hopes of satisfying his towering ambition. But he found them followed by nothing but disappointment. In a course of years, honours seemed a second time to make their court to him. He came into favour with a prime minister under another reign, even when different principles prevailed from those which guided his former patron; a rare felicity! which, however, in the event, served only to convince him, that he was banished to Ireland for life, and that all hopes were cut off of his rising, even there, any higher than the Deanery. What would one of his parts and wit do in such a situation, but drop mankind as much as possi- * Mr. Bcnvvcr, the juAIy celebrated printer. 3 ADVERTISEMENT. XI ble, especially the higher class of it, which to a man of humour is naturally a restraint; where, at best, as he observes, the only difference is, to have two candles on the table instead of one? What, I say, would such a one do, but culti- vate an acquaintance with those who were dis- appointed like himself? what but write com- pliments on ladies, lampoons on men in power, sarcasms on human nature, trifle away life be- tween whim and resentment, just as the bile arose or subsided? He had sense, and I believe religion, enough to keep him from vice ; and from a consciousness of his integrity, was less solicitous about the appearances of virtue, or even decency, which is often the counterfeit of it. The patriot principle, which he had imbibed in queen Anne's reign, lurked at the bottom of his heart; which, as it was more active in those days than since, sometimes roused him to defend the Church, and Ireland his asylum, against any encroachments. View him now in his decline. Passions decay, and the lamp of life and reason grows dim. It is the fate of many, I may say most geniuses, who have secluded themselves from the world, to lose their senses in their old age; especially those who have worn them out in thought and application. Providence, perhaps, has therefore ordained, that the eyes, the inlets of knowledge, should be impaired, before the understanding, the repository of it, is decayed; Xil ADVERTISEMENT. that the defects of the former may protract the latter. Few of us are enough sensible how much the conjugal tie, and the several con- nexions which follow from it, how much even domestic troubles, when surmountable, are the physick of the soul; which, at the same time that they quicken the senses, preserve them too." Not wishing to trouble the publick with any more last words of Dr. Swift; the Editor con- tented himself with writing in the margin of his own books such particulars as occurred, re- lative either to the Dean or to his writings; a circumstance which now enables him to supply several matters which had escaped Mr. Sheri- dan's observation, and to elucidate fome passages which were left unexplained. Careful, however, not very materially to interfere with the general arrangement of Mr. Sheridan's edition; what has been superadded, though attended with no small labour, it is useless to the general reader to point out. To the critical collator, it would be superfluous. For the first admission into the Dean's Works of the articles marked in the several Tables of Contents with an asterisk, the present Editor is responsible; and the authority on which the Miscellaneous Tracts are adopted is p in general given. ADVERTISEMENT. Xlll The Epistolary Correspondence sufficiently speaks for itself, and needs no apology. Some of these are now first printed from the origi nals; and " Letters written by wise men," says an experienced writer, " are of all the works of men, in my judgment, the best*." One advantage at least this edition possesses: a complete general Index, corrected by a Friend, whose kind attention has much facilitated the labours of the Editor. For the critical notes the reader is almost wholly indebted to the late Mr. Sheridan. Those which are historical are selected from the for- mer publications of lord Orrery, Dr. Delany, Dr. Hawkesworth, Deane Swift, esq., Bishop Warburton, Dr. Johnson, Dr.Warton, Mr. Bow- yer, Dr. Birch, Mr. Faulkner, Mr. Chalmers, Mr. Bowles, and the present Editor. J.NICHOLS, * Bacon, de Augment. Scientiarum. GENERAL PREFACE. 1 HE Advertisement having in some degree explained the nature of the present edition, this Preface shall give the history of those which have preceded it. Swift's earliest appearance before the publick as a writer was in the separate Pindaric Odes which appear in the beginning of the Sixteenth Volume, and in the Prefaces prefixed to the Works of his friend and patron, Sir William Temple, 1692. In 1701 he published a pamphlet of some consequence, in quarto, under the title of * The Contests and Dissentions," &c. which were followed in 1704 by " The Tale of a Tub;" and by several occasional essays in prose and verse between that year and 1711; when, an attempt having been made to obtrude on the publick a spurious collection of his Tracts, which had now become popular; he con- sented that his friend John Morphew should present to the gublicjk. but still without his name. XVi GENERAL PREFACE. name, a volume of " Miscellanies in Prose and Verse," to which the following Advertisement, undoubtedly with Dr. Swift's concurrence, was prefixed : " To publish the writings of persons without their consent, is a practice, generally speaking, so unfair, and has so many times proved an unsufferable injury to the credit and reputation of the authors, as well as a shameful imposition on the publick, either by a scandalous insertion of spurious pieces, or an im- perfect and faulty edition of such as are genuine ; that though I have been master of such of the fol- lowing pieces as have never yet been printed, for se- veral months, I could never, though much impor- tuned, prevail on myself to publish them, fearing even a possibility of doing an injury, in either of these two respects, to the person who is generally known to be the author of some ; and, with greater reason than I am at present at liberty to give, supposed to be the author of all the other pieces which make up this collection. But as my own unwillingness to do any thing which might prove an injury to the supposed author's reputation, to whom no man pays a juster esteem, or bears a greater respect than myself, has hitherto kept me from giving the world so agree- able an entertainment as it will receive from the following papers ; so the sense I had that he would really now suffer a much greater, in both instances, from other hands, was the occasion of my deter- mining to do it at present: since some of the following pieces have lately appeared in print from very imperfect and incorrect copies. Nor was the abuse like to stop here ; for these, with all the de- fects and imperfections they came out under, met with GENERAL PREFACE. XVU with so much applause, and so universal a good re- ception from all men of wit and taste, as to prompt the booksellers^ who had heard that some other of these tracts were in manuscript in some gentleman's hands, to seek by any means to procure them ; which should they compass, they would without question publish in a manner as little to the author's credit and reputation, as they have already done those few which unfortunately have fallen into their possession. This being a known fact, I hope will be sufficient to make this publication^ though without the author's consent or knowledge.* very consistent with that respect I sincerely bear him ; who, if it should not appear to be perfectly without fault, can with little justice complain of the wrong he receives by it, since it has prevented his suffering a much greater, no more than a man who is pushed down out of the way of a bullet, can with reason take as an affront, either the blow he falls by, or the dirt he rises with. " But indeed I have very little uneasiness upon me for fear of any injury the author's credit or re- putation may receive from any imperfection or in* correctness in these following tracts ; since the per- sons from whom I had them, and in whose hands I have reason to believe the author left them, when his affairs called him out of this kingdom, are of so much worth themselves, and have so great a regard for the author, that I am confident they would neither do nor suffer any thing that might turn to his disadvantage. I must confess I am on another account under some censure, which is, lest some of the following papers are such as the author perhaps would rather should not have been published at all ; in which case, I should look upon myself highly obliged to VOL. I. b Xviil GENERAL PKBfACB. to ask his pardon : but even on this supposition, as there is no person named, the supposed author is at liberty to disown as much as he thinks fit of what is here published, and so can be chargeable with no more of it than he pleases to take upon himself. " From this apology I have been making, the reader may in part be satisfied how these papers came into my hands ; and 4;o give him a more particular information therein will prove little to his use, though perhaps it might somewhat gratify his curiosity, which I shall think not material any farther to do, than by assuring him, that I am not only myself sufficiently convinced that all the tracts in the fol- lowing collection, excepting two, before both of which I have in the book expressed my doubtfulness, were wrote by the same hand ; but several judicious persons, who are well acquainted with the supposed author's writings, and not altogether strangers to his conversation, have agreed with me herein, not only for the reasons I have before hinted at, but upon this account also, that there are in every one of these pieces some particular beauties that discover this author's vein, who excels too much not to be distinguished, since in all his w r ritings such a surprizing mixture of wit and learning, true humour and good sense, does every where appeal", as sets him almost as far out of the reach of imitation, as it does beyond the power of censure. " The reception that these pieces will meet with from the publick, and the satisfaction they will give to all men of wit and taste, will soon decide it, whether there be any reason to suspect an imposi- tion, or the author to apprehend an injury ; the former I am fully satisfied will never be, and the latter I am sure I never intended : in confidence of which, GENERAL PREFACE. XlX which, should the author when he sees these tracts appear, take some offence, and know where to place his resentment, I will be so free as to own, I could without much uneasiness sit down under some de- gree of it, since it would be no hard task to bear some displeasure from a single person, for that for which one is sure to receive the thanks of every body else." The contents of this volume of Miscellanies shall here be given. ! . " A Discourse of the Contests and Dissentions between the Nobles and Commons in Athens and Rome, 1701 ;" 2. " The Sentiments of a Church of England Man, 1708;" 3. "Argument to prove that the Abolishing of Christianity, &c. 1/OS;" 4. "A Project for the Advancement of Religion, 170$;" 5. " Meditation on a Broomstick, 1704 ;" 6. " Va- rious Thoughts, moral and diverting, 1706;" 7. " Tri- tical Essay upon the Faculties of the Mind, 1707;" 8. " Predictions for the Year 17OS ;" Q. " Account of Partridge's Death, 1703;" 10. "Vindication of Bickerstaff, 1 709 ;" 11. " A Famous Prediction of Merlin, 170C);" 12. "Letters on the Sacramental Test, 17O8." The Poems were, " Verses on a Lady's Ivory Table-book;" " Frances Harris's Petition ;" " Ballad on Lady Betty Berkeley's adding a stanza to a former Ballad ;" " Van's House ;" " The Salamander ;" " Baucis and Philemon ;" " To Biddy Floyd ;" " The History of Van's House ;" " Grub- street Elegy on Partridge ;" " Apollo Outwitted ;" " Description of the Morning;" "A City Shower;" and " The Virtues of Sid Hamet's Rod." In 1712 Swift deviated from his accustomed b 2 habit, XX GENERAL PREFACE. habit, byaffixing his name to a favourite pro- ject, in a " Letter to the Lord Treasurer;" and in 1 7 1 4 he had prepared for the press a " History of the four last Years of the Queen ;" on which he had bestowed much attention; but which the decease of his Royal Mistress threw wholly into the shade; nor, after that period, was he at all solicitous for acquiring re- putation as an author. The " Drapier's Letters" were presented singly to the publick as they came out. The copy of " Gulliver's Travels" which in 1726 was transmitted to the press through the medium of Mr. Pope, is thus alluded to by the Dean, in a letter to Mr. Pulteney, May 12, 1735: "I never got a farthing by any thing I writ, except once about eight years ago, and that by Mr. Pope's prudent manage- ment for me." The sum which was received for Gulliver is stated to have been ^300; and on the publication of three volumes of their joint Miscellanies, which were left wholly to the disposal of Mr. Pope*, the profit was l50.f * See Pope's Letter to Mr. Motte, August 1 6, 1/32, in vol. XII. p. 369. + These particulars were communicated in 1749 to Dr. Birch by Mr. Faulkner; who added that "Dr. Swift had long conceived a mean opinion of Mr. Pope, on account of his jealous, peevish, avaricious temper/' In GENERAL PREFACE. XXI In July 1732, the Dean gave to Mrs. Pilking- ton the following loose assignment, the ori- ginal of which is in the hands of the present Editor : " Whereas several scattered papers, in prose and verse, for three or four years last past, were printed in Dublin, by Mr. George Faulkner, some of which were sent in manuscript to Mr. William Bowyer, of London, printer ; which pieces are supposed to be written by me ; and are now, by the means of the Reverend Matthew Pilkington, who delivered or sent them to the said Faulkner and Bowyer, become the property of the said Faulkner and Bowyer : I do here, without specifying the said papers, give up all manner of right I may be thought to have in the said papers, to Mr. Matthew Pilkington aforesaid, who informs me that he intends to give up the said right to Mr. Bowyer aforesaid, " Witness my hand, July 22, 1732. " JonaTh. Swift. " From the Deanery-house in Dublin, the day and year above-written." " Pursuant to an assignment, dated the 22d day of July, 1732, granted to me by the Kev. Doctor Swift, of several pieces in prose and verse, supposed to be written by him, which pieces were printed by Mr. Faulkner in Dublin, and Mr. Bowyer in London, most of which pieces were conveyed to them by me ; I do hereby give up all manner of right which is conveyed to me by the said assignment to Mr. Wil- liam Bowyer of London, printer, as impowered by the Rev. Doctor Swift aforesaid : " In witness whereof, I have set my hand, this 5th day of October^ 1732, Matt. Pilkinqtqn." Four Xxii GENERAL PREFACE. Four volumes of the Dean's Miscellanies were published by Mr. Faulkner in 1/34 ; and speedily reprinted in England. These were followed in both kingdoms by several other single volumes. But the earliest regular edi- tion was in twelve volumes, 8vo. 1755 (re- printed in 1/6;,) under the respectable name of the late Dr. John Hawkesworth, who thus very properly introduces them : " The Works of Dr. Jonathan Swift were written and published at very distant periods of his life ; and had passed through many editions before they were collected into volumes, or distinguished from the productions of contemporary wits, with whom he was known to associate. " The Tale of a Tub, the Battle of the Books, and the Fragment, were first published together in 3 704 ; and the Apology, and the notes from Wotton, were added in 3 710 ; this edition the Dean revised a short time before his understanding was impaired, and his corrections * will be found in this impres- sion. " Gulliver's Travels were first printed in the year 3 726, with some alterations which had been made by the person through whose hands they were con- veyed to the press ; but the original passages were restored to the subsequent editions. " Many other pieces, both in prose and verse, which had been written between the year 3691 and 1727, were then collected and published by the From a corrected copy then in the hands of the late Deane Swift, esq. 1 Dean GENERAL PREFACE. XXiii Dean in conjunction with Mr. Pope, Dr. Arbuthnot, and Mr. Gay, under the title of Miscellanies*. Of alt these pieces, though they were intended to go down to posterity together-}- , the Dean was not the author, as appeared by the title-pages : but they continued undistinguished till 1742 ; and then Mr. Pope, having new-classed them, ascribed each performance among the prose- to its particular author in a table of contents ; but of the verses he distinguished only the Dean's, by marking the rest with an asterisk. " In the year 1735, the pieces of which the Dean was the author were selected from the Miscel- lany, and, with Gulliver's Travels, the Drapier's Letters, and some other pieces which were written upon particular occasions in Ireland, were published \>y Mr. George Faulkner, at Dublin, in four volumes. To these he afterwards added a fifth and a sixth, containing the Examiners, Polite Conversation, and some other tracts ; which were soon followed by a seventh volume of letters, and an eighth of posthu- mous pieces. " In this collection, although printed in Ireland, the tracts relating to that country, and in particular the Drapier's Letters, are thrown together in great confusion ; and the Tale of a Tub, the Bat-tie of the Books, and the Fragment, are not included. " In the edition which is now offered to the pub- lick J, The Tale of a Tub, of which the Dean's cor- rections sufficiently prove him to have been the * See the joint preface of Pope and Swift, vol. XVIII. p. 3. f " At all adventures, yours and my name shall stand linked friends to posterity both in Verse and Prose." Pope to Swift, March 23, 1727-8. t This was Dr. Hawkesworth's arrangement ; Mr. Sheridan'* will be described hereafter. author, XXIV GENERAL PREFACE. author, the Battle of the Books, and the Fragment, make the first volume; the second is Gulliver's Travels ; the Miscellanies will be found in the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth : and the contents of the other two volumes are divided into two classes, as re- lating to England or Ireland. As to the arrange- ment of particular pieces in each class, there were only three things that seemed to deserve attention, or that could direct the choice ; that the verse and prose should be kept separate ; that the posthumous and doubtful pieces should not be mingled with those which the Dean is known to have published himself; and that those tracts which are parts of a regular series, and illustrate each other, should be ranged in succession, without the intervention of other matter: such are the Drapier's Letters, and some other papers published upon the same occasion, which have not only in the Irish edition, but in every other, been so mixed as to misrepresent some facts and obscure others : such also are the tracts on the Sacramental Test, which are now first put together in regular order, as they should always be read by those who would see their whole strength and propriety. " As to the Pieces which have no connexion with each other, some have thought that the serious and the comick should have been put in separate classes ; but this is not the method which was taken by the Dean himself, or by Mr. Pope, when they published the Miscellany, in which the transition * From grave to gay, from lively to severe,' appears frequently to be the effect rather of choice than accident *. However, as the reader will have " Our Miscellany is now quite printed. I am prodigiously pleased with this joint volume, in which methinki we look like friends GENERAL PREFACE. XXV the whole in his possession, he may pursue either the grave or the gay with very little trouble, and without losing any pleasure or intelligence which he would have gained from a different arrangement. " Among the Miscellanies is the history of John Bull, a political allegory, which is now farther opened by a short narrative of the facts upon which it is founded, whether suppositious or true, at the foot of the page. " The notes which have been published with for- mer editions have for the most part been retained, because they were supposed to have been written, if not by the Dean, yet by some friend who knew his particular view in the passage they were intended to illustrate, or the truth of the fact which they as- serted. " The notes which have been added to this edi- tion contain, among other things, a history of the author's works, which would have made a considera- ble part of his life ; but, as the occasion on which particular pieces were written, and the events which they produced, could not be related in a series, with- out frequent references and quotations, it was thought more eligible to put them together; in the text innu- merable passages have been restored, which were evidently corrupt in every other edition, whether printed in England or Ireland. " Among the notes will be found some remarks on those of another writer; for which no apology can be thought necessary, if it be considered that the same act is justice if the subject is a criminal, which would have been murder if executed on the inno- cent. friends side by side, serious and merry by turns diverting others ^ust as we diverted ourfelves," Pope to Swift, March 8, 1726-7. " Lord XXVI GENERAL PREFACE. " Lord Orrery has been so far from acting upon the principle on which Mr. Pope framed this petition in his Universal Prayer, li Teach me " To hide the faults I see" that, where he has not found the appearance of a fault, he has laboured hard to make one. " Lord Orrery has also supposed the Dean him- self to have been the editor of at least six volumes of the Irish edition of his works ; but the contrary will incontestibly appear upon a comparison of that edi- tion with this, as well by those passages which were altered under the colour of correction, as by those in which accidental imperfections were suffered to re- main. " The editor of the Irish edition has also taken into his collection several spurious pieces in verse, which the Dean zealously disavowed, and which therefore he would certainly have excluded from any collection printed under his inspection and with his consent. But there is evidence of another kind to prove that the Dean never revised any edition of his works for Faulkner to print; and that on the con- trary he was unwilling that Faulkner should print them at all. Faulkner, in an advertisement pub- lished October }5, 1754, calls himself the editor as well as the publisher of the Dublin edition ; and the Dean has often renounced the undertaking in express terms. In his letter to Mr. Pope, dated May 1, 1733, he says, that when the printer applied to him for leave to print his works in Ireland, he told him he would give no leave ; and when he printed them without, he declared it was much to his discontent ; the same sentiment is also more strongly ex- pressed in a letter now in the hands of the pub- lisher GENERAL PREFACE. XXV1L lisher*, which was written by the Dean to the late Mr. Benjamin Motte, his bookseller in London.'* In I 762, the thirteenth and fourteenth vo- lumes were added by the late Mr. Bowyer, whose advertisement is worth preserving : " The pleasure Dear; Swift's Works have already afforded will be a sufficient apology for communi- cating to the reader, though somewhat out of season, these additional volumes, who will be less displeased that they have been so long suppressed, than thank- ful that they are now at last published. We have no occasion to apologize for the pieces themselves; for, as they have all the internal marks of genuine- ness, so, by their farther opening the author's pri- vate correspondence, they display the goodness of his heart, no less than the never-ceasing sallies of his wit. His answer to " The Rights of the Christian Church" is a remarkable instance of both ; which, though unfinished, and but the slight prolusions of his strength, show how sincere, how able a cham- pion he was of religion and the church. So soon as these were printed in Dublin, in a new edition of the Dean's works, it was a justice due to them to select them thence, to complete the London edi- tion. Like the author, though they owe their birth to Ireland, they will feel their maturity in England-)-, and each nation will contend which shall receive them with greater ardour. " We have added, in the last volume, an Index to all the Works ; wherein we have ranged the bons * See this letter, dated Nov. 1, 1735, vol. XIII. p. 265. J- See this thought poetically expressed in an epigram printed in vol. XVII. p. 315. mot* XXV111 GENERAL PREFACE. mots scattered throughout them under the article Swiftiana, by which their brightness is collected, as it were into a focus, and they are placed in such open day, that they are secured, for the future, from the petty larceny of meaner wits." The fifteenth and sixteenth volumes were published in 1765, under the immediate di- rection of Deane Swift, esq., with this Preface : " It may appear somewhat strange to the world, and especially to men of taste and learning, that so many poetical, historical, and other miscellaneous productions of Dr. Swift should have lain dormant such a number of years, after the decease of an au- thor so universally admired in all nations of the globe, which have any share of politeness. How- ever, not to be over and above particular on this occasion ; were it of any consequence to relate by what extraordinary means these several papers were rescued from the injuries of time and accidents ; or, to insist upon some other circumstances, which, at present, we choose to pass over in silence ; it would, perhaps, seem rather more astonishing, that ever indeed they should have had the good fortune to make their appearance at all. It may suffice to ob- serve, that, in order to gratify the curiosity of the publick, we shall ascertain these writings to be ge- nuine; although to every man of taste and judg- ment they carry their own marks of authenticity. And therefore, as all the original manuscripts, not to mention two or three poems taken from the publick prints, are in the doctor's own hand ; or, trans- cribed by his amanuensis, have the sanction of his indorsement ; some few copies, for which indeed we have GENERAL PREFACE. XXIX have the honour to be obliged to our friends, only excepted ; we shall deposite them in the British Mu- seum, provided the governors will please to receive them into their collection." Three volumes of Epistolary Correspondence were thus inscribed in 1 7 66: " To the Right Honourable Richard Earl Temple, Viscount and Baron Cobham, one of his Majesty's most honourable privy council, and knight of the most noble order of the garter ; these letters of per- sons eminent for their rank and genius are inscribed, as a tribute of esteem and veneration, due to a cha- racter so highly distinguished for private and publick virtue, for the display of amiable qualities as a man, and the exertion of great abilities as a patriot, by his lord^ ship's most obedient humble servant, Thomas Wilkes." The following Preface to these volumes was by Dr. Hawkesworth : " The letters here offered to the publick were a present from the late Dr. Swift to Dr. Lyon, a cler- gyman of Ireland, for whom he had a great regard : they were obtained of Dr. Lyon by Mr. Thomas Wilkes, of Dublin, and of Mr. Wilkes by the book- sellers for whom they are published. " As many of them mention persons who $Kave been long dead, and allude to incidents not now ge- nerally known, they would have been too obscure to afford general entertainment or information, if they had not been elucidated by notes. " This necessary elucidation I have endeavoured to supply, at the request of the proprietors, from such knowledge of the Dean's connexions and writings as 1 was able to acquire, when I revised twelve volumes of XXX GENERAL PREFACE. of his works, which were published about ten years ago, with notes of the same kind, and some account of his life. " Many passages, however, occurred, which, though they wanted explanation, I could not explain : these I made the subject of queries; which being shown to the late reverend Dr. Birch, he furnished answers to most of them, which are distinguished from the other notes by inverted commas. The favour cost him some trouble; but he conferred it with that readiness and pleasure, which has made his character amiable upon many occasions of much greater importance. " It has been thought best to print all the letters in order of time, without regarding by whom they are written ; for if all the letters of each person had been classed together, the pleasure of the reader would have been greatly lessened, by passing again and again through the same series, as often as he came to a new collection ; whereas the series is now preserved regular and unbroken through the whole correspondence. Those which, being of uncertain date, could not be brought into this series, are printed together in an appendix. " Three letters from the Dean to the late earl of Bath, general Pulteney was pleased to communicate to the editor, by the favour of the reverend Dr. Douglas ; two of these will be found in the ap- pendix, the other had been already printed from a copy in the Dean's hand-writing. In the appendix will also be found some letters between the Dean and Mrs. Esther Vanhomrigh, with a few others, which did not come into the hands of the proprietors till the rest of the work was printed. " Some letters of a private nature, and some that relate to persons who are still living, have been sup- pressed ; GENERAL PREFACE. XXXI pressed; but the number is very small. Some are inserted that persons still living have written ; but they are such as would reflect no dishonour upon the highest character. " For the publication of letters, which certainly were not written for the publick, I shall however make no apology in my own name, because the pub- lication of them is not my own act, nor at my own option ; but the act of those to whom they had been sold for the purpose, before I knew they were in being. " It may, however, be presumed, that though the publication of letters has been censured by some, yet that it is not condemned by the general voice, since a numerous subscription, in which are many re- spectable names, has been lately obtained, for print- ing other parts of the Dean's epistolary correspon- dence, by a relation who professes the utmost vene- ration for his memory ; and a noble lord * has per- mitted Mr. Wilkes to place this under his protec- tion. " A recommendation of these volumes is yet less necessary than an apology ; the letters are indispu- tably genuine ; the originals, in the handwriting of the parties, or copies indorsed by the Dean, being deposited in the British Museum ; except of those in the appendix, mentioned to have come to the pro- prietors' hands after the rest was printed, the originals of which are in the hands of a gentleman of great eminence in the law in Ireland. " They are all written by persons eminent for their abilities, many of whom were also eminent for their rank; the greater part are the genuine effusions of * Richard earl Temple. ^the XXXU GENEBAL PREFACE the heart, in the full confidence of the most intimate friendship, without reserve, and without disguise. Such in particular are the letters between the Dean and Mrs. Johnson and Mrs. Dingley, Lord Boling- broke, Dr. Arbuthnot, Mr. Lewis, Mr. Ford, and Mr. Gay. *' They relate many particulars, that would not otherwise have been known, relative to some of the most interesting events that have happened in this century : they abound also with strains of humour, turns of wit, and refined sentiment : they are all strongly characteristick, and enable the reader f to catch the manners living as they rise.' Those from the Dean to Mrs. Johnson and Mrs. Dingley are part of the journal mentioned in his life; and from them alone a better notion may be formed of his manner and character than from all that has been written about him. " But this collection must not be considered as a ording only entertainment to the idle, or specula- tive knowledge to the curious ; it most forcibly im- presses a sense of the vamly and brevity of life, which the moralist and the divine have always thought an important purpose, but which mere declamation can seldom attain. " In a series of familiar letters between the same friends for thirty years, their whole life, as it were, passes in review before us ; we live with them, we hear them talk, we mark the vigour of life, the ar- dour of expectation, the hurry of business, the jollity of their social meetings, and the sport of their fancy in the sweet intervals of leisure and retirement ; we 6ee the scene gradually change; hope and expecta- tion are at an end ; they regret pleasures that are past, and friends that are dead; they complain of disappointment GENERAL PREFACE. XXX1U disappointment and infirmity; they are conscious that the sands of life which remain are few ; and while we hear them regret the approach of the last, it falls, and we lose them in the grave. Such as they were, we feel ourselves to be ; we are conscious to sentiments, connexions, and situations like theirs; we find ourselves in the same path, urged forward by the same necessity, and the parallel in what has been is carried on with such force to what shall be, that the future almost becomes present, and we wonder at the new power of those truths, of which we never doubted the reality and importance. " These letters will therefore contribute to what- ever good may be hoped from a just estimate of life ; and for that reason, if for no other, are by no means unworthy the attention of the publick." Three similar volumes succeeded in 1767, with the following epistle from Deane Swift, esq. To Mr. William Johnston. " SIR, Worcester, July 25, 1J67. iC Although I gave you my reasons, some time ago, for not troubling either the publick or myself with any Preface to these volumes of Dr. Swift's writings, you still press for some kind of Advertise- ment, by way of ushering them into the world. But what occasion is there for such formality ? If the letters now printed merit general regard, they will have a chance to live as long as the rest of his epis- tles : if they deserve contempt, their days will be of short continuance. And as for the reigns of William Kufus, Henry the First, and Stephen ; it is sup- posed they will appear to be such a model of English c history, XXXIV GENERAL PREFACE. history, as will make all men of taste, and especially foreigners, regret that he pursued his plan no far- ther. " I can tell you a secret, which I was not apprised of myself until about a year ago, and which perhaps may give you pleasure. There are many of the Doctor's writings, long since printed (don't be sur- prised, for I am supported in what I say by the au- thority of manuscripts now in my own study) which are not to be met with in any collection of his works : so indifferent he was, and careless, whether they lived or died. Yet even these, by one means or other, as I know their titles, and conjecture where they can be found, I hope I shall be able to recover, and send down to posterity. " To the best of my recollection, when I talked to you last November of a preface to these volumes, I had some thoughts of opening a scene, which would have exposed to view several things which are still involved in darkness. But, as I have neither youth, leisure, nor inclination, to engage in alterca- tions of any sort, I think it is better to postpone what I have principally to say relating to these matters, and particularly to the subject of Dr. Swift's writings, until a more convenient and proper season ; when perhaps it would be thought early enough to inform the curious, by what a strange variety of accidents the Doctor's works have happened to make their appear- ance in so disorderly, uncouth, and miserable a con- dition (to say nothing of a thousand mistakes and blunders committed by several editors, both in Eng- land and Ireland) as they do at present. " I am, Sir, wishing you all success in your publica- tion, your most sincere, and very humble servant, " Deane Swift." In GENERAL PREFACE. XXXV In this state was the Collection, when, in the latter end of 1774, the present Editor, having occasion to peruse with attention the fifteenth and sixteenth volumes, was induced to read, in a regular series, the whole of Dr. Swift's Cor- respondence. In this pursuit, he could not but be astonished to perceive that many pieces, which the Dean acknowledges as his own, were not to be found in the most expensive editions of his Works. In truth, from the volumes hav- ing been published at different periods, the smaller editions may be said to have been nearly complete, while those in which exactness might well be looked for have remained much more defective. To remedy that inconvenience, he published in 1775 the seventeenth volume; consisting of materials, which, if not entirely new to the world, were such in the editions just mentioned. From the preface to that volume a short extract shall be given : u The several pieces now offered to the publick are of too miscellaneous a nature to need any formal apology. Many of them are admirable; some of them indifferent ; and some, perhaps, rather below mediocrity. Yet there are few readers who would not wish (as Swift has said of Sir William Temple) * to see the first draught of any thing from this author's hand *.' And the present Editor hopes to escape * See vol. II. p. 47 . c 2 XXXVI GENERAL PREFACE. escape the imputation of reviving e libels born to die, if he expresses a wish that the less valuable parts of the whole Collection were removed from the places they now possess, and (by being classed in a separate volume) consigned to whatever fate their respective degrees of merit may deserve." One very material part of the last-mentioned volume consisted of Swift's " History of the Four last Years of Queen Anne ;" which having been adopted by Mr. Sheridan, will be found in the sixth volume of this Collection, intro- duced with some prefatory remarks by the pre- sent Editor. The following note, written by bishop War- burton, was printed with the letters of Dr. Swift, Mr. Pope, and others, concerning this History : " These papers some years after were brought^- nished by the Dean into England, with an intention to publish them. But a friend on whose judgment he relied dissuaded him from that design. He told the Dean, there were several facts he knew to be false, and that the whole was so much in the spirit of party-writing, that though it might have made a seasonable pamphlet in the time of their administra- tion, it was a dishonour to just history. The Dean would do nothing against his friend's judgment; yet it extremely chagrined him : and he told a com- mon friend, that since did not approve the His- tory, he would cast it into the fire, though it was the best work he had ever written. However, it did not undergo this fate, and is said to be yet in being." " So GENERAL PREFACE. XXXVU " So says the right reverend Annotator. And yet it is certain, that a friend of Dr. Swift's took occasion (in some conversation with lord Bolingbroke at Battersea in 1750) to ask his lordship about the facts mentioned in the said work, alleging, u that a great part of the materials was furnished from his lordship's papers, when secretary of state ;" who replied, '* That indeed he did not recollect any thing he might object to, as concerning the matters of fact, but one ; which was about the suspension of arms being mentioned there as a transaction of the Queen's ministry. Whereas, said he, I do assure you, I was utterly un- acquainted with that measure ; having advised against it, until it was fully agreed upon in concert with Dr. Swift's hero (meaning lord Oxford) ; nor had I any other hand in that matter more than to ask the queen in council, after the written order for sus- pending all military operations was put into my hands, Madam, is it your Majesty's pleasure that this order be signed f " In a letter to Mr. Pope, Jan. 10, ] 72 1, the Dean says, " I had indeed written some memorials of the four last years of the Queen's reign, with some other informations which I received, as necessary materials to qualify me for doing something in a place then designed me * ; but, as it was at the disposal of a person who had not the smallest share of steadiness or sincerity, I disdained to accept it." Mrs. Whiteway, in a letter to Mr. Pope, May 16, 1740, says, " A few years ago he burnt most of his writings imprinted, except a Jew loose papers which are in my possession, and which I promise you (if I outlive * The office here alluded to was in the gift of Henry Grey t duke of Kent. him) XXXV111 GENERAL PREFACE. him) shall never be made publick without your appro-, bation. There is one Treatise in his own keeping, called Advice to Servants, very unfinished and incor- rect ; yet what is done of it has so much humour, that it may appear as a posthumous work. The History of the four last years of Queen Anne's Reign I suppose you have seen with Dr. King, to whom he sent it some time ago, and, if I am rightly informed, is the only piece of his (except Gulliver) which he ever proposed making money by, and was given to Dr. King with that design." Encouraged by the favourable attention of the publick, the twenty-fourth volume* was brought forward in 1//6, with this apology: iC Additions to the works of an Author already esteemed too voluminous, it is acknowledged, should be made with caution. The Editor, however, w r ith confidence relies on the merit as well as authenticity of his materials ; and, if any particular article which has been admitted should appear liable to objection, will rest his appeal on the real motive for entering on a task not unattended with labour a desire of preserving those scattered materials without which the works of Swift can never be completed : an event the world has long had reason to expect from the person in every respect best qualified for such an undertaking. * Many of the Doctor's writings' (says Mr. Deane Swift, the worthy guardian of his kinsman's fame), ' long since printed, are not to be met with in any collection of his works-}-.' The * The volumes of Letters were at that time numbered X\'IM XXIII. -t See before, p. xxxi". GENERAL PREFACE. XXXIX The pieces now presented to the reader are ex- actly under this predicament ; and some of them, it is presumed, are part of what Mr. Swift al- ludes to. " In the state in which the Dean's writings now stand, the Editor flatters himself, he shall not be cen- sured for what is added. He does not pretend to say, that the whole ought to be adopted in a regular edi- tion : yet, whenever such a work shall be actually undertaken, he doubts not but the present volume will be considered as an interesting part of it*; and at the same time will be a proper appendage to all former editions ; being strictly, what it professes to be, a Collection of Miscellanies by Dr. Swift and his most intimate friends. " The first part consists of several scarce tracts, originally published in that memorable period the four last years of the Queen ; some of which are avowedly the Dean's, though hitherto they have never appeared under his name ; and others are as- cribed to him, on his own authority, either as having written a part of them, or at least as having sug- gested the hints. " As the sound politican and indefatigable cham- pion of Ireland, our Author already stands unrivalled. But, when we consider him as the confidential friend of an able ministry involved in perpetual disputes^-, in vain do we look among his works for the writings which exalted him to such consequence. The Examiners excepted, they are thinly scattered through the * This was the case in Mr. Sheridan's edition of I?S4. + ** My letters will at least be a good history, to shew you the steps of this change," says Dr. Swift to Stella, on an interesting event, Dec. 9 1711. And again, " My letters would be good memoirs, if I durst venture to say a thousand things that pass." March 1 \, 1712-13. Xl GENERAL PREFACE. the collection, and far inferior in number to what might naturally be expected from the pen of so steady a writer. Like Virgil's mariners, ce apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto /" " That he was not idle in that busy period, a slight perusal of the Journal to Stella will demonstrate ; and what is here collected may be considered as a spe- cimen of his labours. " It is much to be lamented indeed that he did not follow the advice given him in the year 1733 : 1 1 have long had it at heart,' says his friend Mr. Ford, to see your works collected, and published with care. It is become absolutely necessary, since that jumble with Pope, &c. in three volumes, which put me in a rage whenever I meet with them. 1 know no reason wbyj at this distance of time, the Examiners, and other political papers written in the Queen's reign, might not be inserted. I doubt you have been too negligent in keeping copies : but / have them lound up, and most of them single besides *. I lent Mr. Corbet -f- that paper to correct his Gulliver by ; and it was from that I mended my own. There is every single alteration from the original copy ; and the printed book abounds with all those errours which should be avoided in the new edition.' " Had Dr. Swift attended to this advice, the pre- sent publication would undoubtedly have been super- seded ; or, could the Editor have fortunately obtained the collection so diligently made by Mr. Ford, it would have been a collateral proof of authenticity, and have probably increased the number of the Dean's political pamphlets. Those which are now printed * Many others are here preserved. t Dr. Swift's successor as dean of St. Patrick's. are GENERAL PREFACE. xli are all which the Editor has met with ; and each of them is separately left to vouch for its own excellence, and for the authority on which it has been admitted into this volume. " The lighter prose parts of the collection have been selected, by various accidents, from different sources. For a few of them, the editor readily ac- knowledges himself indebted to Mr, Faulkner ; to whose diligence the reader is also obliged for the ad- ditional letters'; and for some entertaining anecdotes, particularly in matters relative to Ireland. " Many of the poetical essays are the Dean's, and ail of them such as are immediately connected with his writings. Among these, the productions of Dr. Delany are particularly distinguished. " Facts and circumstances of a temporary nature are so soon forgotten, that little apology seems neces- sary for the number and minuteness of the notes. It has ever been the Editor's opinion, that every book should include an explanation of the obscure and less known passages in it, without obliging the reader to refer to other sources of information. When it is considered that these helps are designed for the use of such as are not general readers, it is presumed those who are more informed will pardon the insertion of some circumstances, which to them may appear superfluous." To these, in 1779, w &s added the twenty-fifth volume; from the preface to which, a very few lines shall be taken : " After what the Editor of this volume has pre- fixed to those he before introduced to the press, it is needless to enlarge on the motives, or even on the contents, of the present publication. The numerous corrections Xlii GENERAL PREFACE. corrections in the ' Journal to Stella' are too material to pass totally unnoticed. That part of it which was published by Dr. Hawkesworth, appearing abun- dantly more polished than the other given to the world by Mi?. Deane Swift ; it was natural to imagine that some alteration had been made. On examining, I find that in the originals now in the British Mu- seum, besides a few corrections which appear to have been by the Dean at the time of writing them, there are some obliterations, and many w r hole sen- tences omitted. It is true, they relate principally to private matters. But how far there is a propriety in making such corrections, the reader will best deter- mine, on a perusal of the passages here restored ; many of which he will plainly perceive to have arisen from the carelessness of a transcriber, who frequently omitted what he could not read. " The characters extracted from the Dean's MS. * Notes on Macky *' are sufficiently authenticated ; and the ' Biographical Anecdotes -j*' and ' Epistolary , Correspondence' cannot fail of being acceptable. " It may perhaps be objected against some of the articles which will be found throughout Swift's works, that they are too trifling, and were never in- tended by the author for the eye of the publick. But it was thought it would be an agreeable entertainment to the curious, to see how oddly a man of his great wit and humour could now and then descend to amuse himself with his particular friends. ' His bagatelles/ )ord Chesterfield tells us, c are much more valuable than other people's ;' an observation which will * See these in vol. V. p. 1.5.9. + These formed a valuable article at that time ; but are now in. a great measure superseded by Mr. Sheridan's life of the Dean. fully GENERAL PREFACE. xliil fully justify the publication of his c Remarks on Dr. Gibbs's Psalms*/ " The Editor returns thanks to those respectable gentlemen who have so liberally honoured him with their communications ; and particularly to the friend -jf whose assistance has been of the most sin- gular use to him in these researches. The titles of such pieces as are known to have been written by the Dean, not yet recovered, shall here be given : 1. " The Poet, an Ode," written before 1693. See his Poem to Mr. Congreve, in vol. XVI. 2. His Letter to the Bishop of Killaloe. " Tooke is going on with my Miscellany. I'd give a penny the letter to the bishop of Killaloe was in it ; it would do him honour : Could not you contrive to say you hear they were printing my things together; and that you wish the bookseller had that letter among the rest? but don't say any thing of it as from me, I forgot whether it was good or no ; but only having heard it much commended, perhaps it may deserve it J." If this was ever printed, it must have been in or before the year 1708. 3. A Tract, " On Reading, and the Corruption of Taste in Writing." This tract was written by Swift, and sent to sir Andrew Fountaine. It never was printed, or is not ascribed to the true author ; but is probably alluded to in the Journal to Stella, Nov. 4, 1710. ' I writ a pamphlet when I was last in London, that you and a thousand have seen, and never guessed it to be mine.' Oct. 12, he says, ' They have fixed about fifty things on me since I came ; I have printed but three* Q. What were they ? * See vol. XIX. p. 143. t The late Isaac Reed, esq., of Staple Inn. % Journal to Stella, Oct. 17, 1710. 4. " A xIlV GENERAL PREFACE. 4. " A Ballad (full of Puns) on the Westminster Election, 17 10." In the Journal to Stella, Oct. 17, 1710, he says, * This morning Delaval came to see me, and we went together to Kneller's, who was not in town. In the way we met the electors for parlia- ment-men : and the rabble came about our coach, crying, ' A Colt, a Stanhope, &c.' We were afraid of a dead cat, or our glasses broken ; and so were always of their side.' Journal to Stella, Oct. 5, 1/10. * Tiiere is a Ballad full of Puns on the Westminster Election, that cost me half an hour : it runs, though it be good for nothing.* Ibid. 5. " Dunkirk still in the Hands of the French, being a plain and true Discovery of a most notorious Falsehood, invented by Jacobites and Tories, that the Town of Dunkirk was lately delivered to the English. Price id." Advertised July 17- This and the three following are certainly part of the seven penny papers Swift mentions to Stella, Aug. 7 3 1712. 6. " A Hue and Cry after Dismal ; being a full and true Account how a Whig Lord was taken at Dunkirk in the Habit of a Chimney Sweeper, and carried be- fore General Hill. Price id." 7. " It's out at last, or French Correspondence clear as the Sun. Price id." 8. " A Dialogue upon Dunkirk, between a Whig and a Tory, on Sunday Morning the 6th Instant. Price Id." 9. What means " guessing is mine," in the Jour- nal to Stella, Nov. 7, 17 10? and " Goodman Peasley and Isaac," Feb. 9, 17 10-11 ? 10. When the Earl of Oxford was under prose- cution, Swift saw a pamphlet, called ' The Conduct of Lord Treasurer impartially considered ;' upon which he GENERAL PREFACE. xlv he wrote observations; but whether he published them, does not appear. 11. He wrote in 1725 more papers against Wood than are printed. ] 2. " MS. Scheme to Mr. Pulteney, about proper Measures to be followed by the Court." 13. It appears by his letter to Mr. Winder in vol. X. p. 25, dated Jan. 12, l(X)8, that several of his very early Sermons had been transcribed by that gentleman. 14. The rev. Walter Harte, author of the Life of Gustavus Adolphus, &c. informed some,. of his friends, that he had read eleven Sermons of the Dean's, which he had lent to Mr. Pope, who assured Mr. Harte, they were the best he ever had read ; and Mr. Harte has said the same, who was very circum- stantial in telling, ' they were not only stitched toge- ther, but in a black leather case ; that they were among Mr. Pope's papers when he died ; and that he believed that Dr. Warburton, who had the revisal and publication of all Pope's writings after his death, might have seen them.' 15. An original letter of the Dean's (unprinted) is in the possession of Mr. York of Erthig *, contain- ing a criticism on Pope's Homer. Three more to Miss Waryng of Belfast -f~, to whom Swift seriously paid his addresses, are existing. In the same year, 1779, Dr. Swift's poetry, as arranged by the present Editor in the col- lection then published under the superintend- ance of Dr. Johnson, was thus noticed : * From the information of a gentleman of distinction. f Two letters to this lady are already in this collection. See vol, X. pp. 14, 27. " The Xlvi GENERAL PREFACE. tf The poetical writings of Swift have been long obscured by the mode in which they are scattered through his numerous writings. They are now col- lected in a regular point of view, and arranged in a chronological series. This is one of the advantages for which the publick are indebted to the late ex- cellent Supplement to Dean Swift's Works. It would be endless to point out the many useful additions in these volumes; they must be seen, to show their value *." The Dedication and Preface of Mr. Sheridan to the edition of ] 784 shall be given at large : " To Henry Grattan, Esq. Founder of the liberties of Ireland This new edition of the Works Of his great precursor, The immortal Drapier ! In whose footsteps he has trodden, And whose ideas realized, Is respectfully inscribed By his grateful Countryman, (Now made proud of the name of Irishman) THE EDITOR. " Never did any writer show less solicitude about the fate of his Works, than Swift. From the time they were sent into the world, he seems not to have had any farther concern about them. As soon as his eaglets were fledged He whistled them off, and let them down the wind, To prey at fortune. Shakspi:are. And ever after he was as careless about their fate, as birds are with regard to their dispersed broods. * The late Rev. J. Buncombe; in Gent. Mag. vol. XLIX.p.5.52. " For GENERAL PREFACE. xKii " For a long time his several productions remained in a detached state, without the name of any author; nor oouki the general admiration they excited prevail on him to reveal himself, or claim them as his own. In this respect, he seems to have been actuated by the same principle which governed his whole conduct in life, that of the most perfect disinterestedness ; and as he had laid it down for a maxim, from the begin- ning, that he never would receive any pecuniary gra- tification for his writings, so he used his best endea- vours to avoid, as much as possible, even the reward of fame. Or if, in process of time, the author of works bearing the stamp of such uncommon genius, should be discovered, it would be allowed that he courted not fame, but fame followed him. The im-^ provement of mankind being the chief object he had > in view in all his publications, he thought the extra- J ordinary talent, bestowed on him, for this purpose, with so liberal a hand, ought to be as liberally em- ployed, without any mean mixture of selfish motives. " In Swift's letter to Mr. Pulteney, dated May 12, 1735, we have a confirmation of what I have ad- vanced, that he had laid it down as a maxim not to accept of any pecuniary gratification for his writings, by the positive assertion of the author, whose vera- city cannot be doubted. And that he swerved from it in this single instance he imputes to Mr. Pope's prudent management for him. By which expression he seems to insinuate that it was not altogether with his approbation. " On the other hand it has been asserted that Swift got a sum of money for his first work, "" The Tale of a Tub ;" and as a proof of this, it is said, there is still in being an entry made in the books of the first publisher of a certain sum paid for that work. But 1 this llviii GENEEAL PREFACE. this entry dees not say to whom it was paid ; and I shall here produce a certain proof that it was neither to Swift nor his order. That the first edition was made without his privity or consent, appears clearly from the following passages in the Apology prefixed to his own edition in 1709, where Swift, speaking of himself, says, " He was then a young gentleman much in the world, and wrote to the taste of those who were like himself; therefore, in order to allure them,, he gave a liberty to his pen, which might not suit with maturer years, or graver characters ; and which he could easily have corrected, with a very few blots, had he been master of his papers, for a year or two before their publication. How the Author came to be without his papers, is a story not proper to be told, and of very little use, being a private fact : of which the reader would believe as little, or as much, as he thought good. He had, however, a blotted copy by him, which he intended to have written over with many alterations, and this the publishers were well aware of, having put it into the Bookseller's Pre- face, that they apprehended a surreptitious copy, which was to be altered, &c. This, though not re- garded by readers, was a real truth, only the surrep- titious copy was rather that which was printed ; and they made all the haste they could, which indeed was needless, the Author not being at all prepared : but he has been told the bookseller was much in pain, hav- ing given a good sum of money for the copy" " From the above passage it is evident that the first edition was printed, without the Author's privity, from a surreptitious copy, and the money was paid to the possessor of that copy ; who certainly, under such circumstances, must wish to be concealed, and there- fore no name is annexed to the entry in the Booksel- ler's account book mentioned before. The GENERAL PREFACE. xlix For 0, could not pos- sibly be the one that gave ground to the person from whom Richardson derived his information, to com- municate to him such an anecdote, I must conclude that the occurrence, which happened in 1088, shortly before Swift's punishment and leaving of the college, is that alluded to. And I further observe, that the Buttery Book and Registry both concur and ascertain the person who sustained the censure ; that he was the person who was in the same class, and under the same tutor, with the two Swifts. Warranted then as we are by the assertion of Richardson's friend, let us make this hypothesis : that Jonathan Swift was the true and real, though secret, author of that production which so greatly incensed the Heads of the University ; that Jones was the reputed ostensible and nominal author; and let us see by what arguments such an hypothesis can be maintained. Now these arguments will be either external or internal ; that is, derived either from a connexion and intimacy subsisting between Jones and Swift, both before and after the misfortune that befel the former : or from consideration of the work itself, the Tripos, from finding therein passages corresponding to the undoubted and genuine productions of Swift, and bearing, if I may so say, the stamp of his genius and talents. And such conclusions will be strengthened by re- flecting that Jones never produced any thing that we know of, corresponding to such a beginning : and by recollecting that it was the well-known practice of 2 Swift lxXxiv ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART Swift tc send his juvenile productions into the world, without prefixing his own name. Let us then first take a review of the external evidence, which may tend to shew whether our sus- picions be well or ill founded ; and for this purpose assemble all the facts we can collect, relative to Mr. John Jones. And first: From the Senior Lecturer's book I find, that between the years l(X)Oand 1713, a person of the name of John Jones did keep a very flourishing school in Dublin, from which more students were ad- mitted into the college than from any other ; the first entered being on the 7 th of August, 1690, and the last on 28 February, 1711-12 : that this person is styled Dr. Jones intheSeniorLecturer'sbook perpetually, after 10 July, 1700, as he was continually stiled Mr. Jones previous to the Shrovetide that preceded it ; and is sometimes stiled Dr. Jones in the time between that Shrovetide and the succeeding July. Secondly, I find from the Registry, that in Shrove- tide 1 700, the grace of the house for D.D. was con- ferred on a person of the name of Jones ; and that such person did, on or about July 1700, take the de- gree of D.D. From these two premises I conclude, that the per- son who taught the school, and the person who took the degree, were one and the same : and when we consider that the number of those who commence Doctors in Divinity (the members of the college excepted) is extremely few, and the concurrence of the times and names, I have no doubt of the truth of the conclusion. I further conclude, that the person who com- menced D.D. in July 170Q, was tbe person who en- tered OF THE LIFE OF SWIFT. IxXXV tered college on 1 May, lG82. For the elass of this latter person had commenced its academical, standing from July 8, l68l, and therefore on July 8, J 700, nineteen years were completed ; and immedi- ately aftec Jones entered into his twentieth year of academic standing. He therefore was capable at that time of commencing D.D. in case the College had pleased to confer the degree : and there can be no doubt, but it would have done so ; because it did the very same thing in the case of Peter Browne, afterwards Bishop of Corke, who was in this very class, and commenced in like manner in 1700. Now if these two conclusions be both true, it fol- lows as a conclusion from them both, taken as pre- mises and compared together, that Jones the school- master and Jones who was in Swift's class, and was punished for pronouncing the Tripos, were one and the same person. Thirdly, the Tripos is taken from a Miscellany, in three vols. 4to. in MS. in the College library. This Miscellany is called " The Whimsical Medley ;" con- tains much that was published or written in the reigns of William, Anne, and George the First; but nothing posterior to the year 1723, that I can find. And it appears to have been composed by (or for the use of) Theophilus, first Lord Newtown Butler, who died in that year ; and who had been in the college at the very time the Tripos was delivered. In this Miscel- lany the Tripos is attributed to " Mr. John Jones, then A.B., since D.D." Now upon searching the Registry I find no person between the years 1700 and 17*23 to have taken the degree of D.D., that was of the name of Jones, except the one in 1700: and lxXXVl ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART and to have begun my researches before 1700 would have been useless, on account of want of standing. It is therefore plain that the author (real or reputed) of the Tripos, and the person who commenced D.D. in 1700, are one and the same person. And there- fore he is also the same person with Swift's class- fellow, and with the person who taught a school in Dublin in the times above specified. We should next consider what proof may be af- forded to us, independent of the college records, to shew that a school was taught in Dublin in the very times I have mentioned, and that by a Doctor Jones. Such proof I find in Chetwood's History of the Stage, in the life of Mr. James Quin, the celebrated actor. His words are, (p. 213,) " Mr. James Quin was educated under the care of Doctor Jones, of Dublin, a person eminent for learning, till the death of his father in the year 1710." And in the Dublin Gazette of October 28, 1707, No. 263, and some following numbers, is this adver- tisement: " On Thursday, 20th November, those gentlemen who have been scholars to Dr. Jones, are desired to meet at his house, thence to go to St. Bridget's Church, where will be a sermon preached by Mr. Howard, one of the fellows of T. C. D., and from thence to attend the stewards to dinner." Fourthly. Let us next see what further informa- tion the Senior Lecturer's Book can supply to us, respecting this Doctor Jones. From it I learn that two persons, both sons of Counsellor Godwin Swift, and consequently both cousins to Jonathan Swift, were admitted into college as pupils of William Tis- dall, the well-known friend of Swift, and from this very school : the one of them was Meade Swift, aged fifteen, OF THE LIFE OP SWIFT. lxXXVli fifteen, admitted 6 October 1698 ; the other Mi- chael, aged 15, admitted 25 March, 1700. Doctor Jones appears also as schoolmaster to one Abraham Swift, son of Abraham, (whether of the Dean's family I know not,) admitted under Dr. Hall, 5 September, 1702. And to mention no more, Thomas Sheridan, Swift's great friend in the latter part of his life, was educated under this very man, and thence admitted into college, 8 October, 1707. ^-In short, no person certainly known to be of Swift's family, was admitted into college, so far as I can judge, during the time that Jones taught a school, who had not received his previous education from Jones. These facts may serve to shew us on what footing of friendship and intimacy Jones and Swift lived to- gether, after they had ceased to be class-fellows and acquaintance in the college : and the circumstances of their being cotemporaries in college in the same class, under the same tutor, taking their de- grees at the same time, and leaving college nearly at the same time, will not permit us to doubt that they were well acquainted while they were members of it. This then forms what I term the external evidence ; whose force chiefly consists in the support it receives from the anecdote furnished by Rich- ardson. But is it not likely that we should find some pas- sage or passages in Swift's writings, in which this very person would be mentioned by name ? and is it not to be expected, that in some of his numerous letters written to his friends, he should make some friendly inquiries about Jones ? I answer ; it appears to me, that he has so done in a letter of his to Wil- liam IxXXviil ESSAT ON THE EARLIER PART liam Tisdall, dated 3 February, 1703-4 *. His words are : " My humble service to dean Ryves, Dilly, Jones, and other friends " The Editor, in a note, it is true, supposes this latter to be a Dean Jones, mentioned in Dr. William King's Works, vol. ii. p. 250, because he knew no other Jones : but is, as I think, mistaken therein -f. For that person was a non-juror; whereas John Jones took the degrees of A.M. in 1691, or 1692, and D.D. in 1700, and must have taken the oaths prescribed by act of par- liament on both occasions ; he therefore was not the same with Jones mentioned by King. And if we should admit that Jones is mentioned in no other place by Swift, yet this cannot be a matter of sur- prise or ground of objection ; because but little of Swift's life or correspondence, previous to 17 10, has reached us : and because Swift did not permanently reside in Ireland until after the Queen's decease, pre- viously to which event Jones, from what cause I know not, had ceased keeping school ; and when either death might have dissolved, or change of party broke off, the mutual ties of friendship that united them. Now we have proof that Swift knew the one Jones ; that this last was different from the Dean Jones ; and no proof that I know, that Swift knew this latter : hence I believe the person mentioned in the letter to be John Jones. The next thing I proposed to consider was the in- ternal evidence, or that which a careful and attentive perusal, of the piece itself would suggest to every reader who had studied the genuine and undoubted * Fee vol. X. p. 4!. J- This is very 'probable. " N, productions OP THE LIFE OF SWIFT. IxXXlX productions of Swift. The proofs of this kind which have occurred to me, I have here collected in one view ; and believe that to those who are better ac- quainted with his style and composition, than I can pretend to be, many more will present themselves. 1 . The Tripos is a piece that argues its author to have been a person who held abstract science in little estimation, such as logic and mathematics. It be- gins thus : " Occidit miseros crarabe repetita magistros. " Your probabo, probabo, is as dull as a Trinity Sunday Sermon." Now to understand this exordium rightly, we ought to conceive that these words contain a tacit reference to, and reprehension of, the modes of logical disputation, in which the expressions, probabo aliter, did frequently recur, and are the crambe here com- plained of: and further, that previous to the deli r very of this speech, such disputations in logic had been held. A similar contempt for logic occurs at the end of the first act : and the little repute the wri- ter held mathematics in, is perceivable in the first two scenes of the third act. Nor can we pass over the expression " as dull as a Trinity Sunday Sermon,' 9 when we recollect that Swift has a sermon fitted for that day : and consider the manner in which he has treated that subject, from which it seems that he thought all inquiries on such abstruse points super-r rluous and unnecessary. . .z 2. Nor is his aversion restrained to science only. The author of the Tripos lashes with his satire vir- tuosi of all descriptions ; nor are Freemasons ex- empted from the severity of his censure. Such pas-f sages bear evident indications of the hand of Swift: by whom abstract science was ever held in contempt; whose XC ES5AT ON THE EARLIER PART whose voyage to Laputa is one continued censure of all kinds of projectors ; and who has written a letter on the very subject of Freemasonry, printed in his works. In this letter he compares certain Hebrew letters to a gallows, and speaks of Freemasons to be hanged thereon : as in the Tripos, the author gives the elegy of Ridley, a Freemason hanged. S. The zeal which Swift ever entertained against fanatics and innovators in Church and State, and for which he was so remarkable, is visible in like manner, in the author of the Tripos. See what this latter says of Clnel John ftewson, whom he calls the blind cobler, 4. But nothing is more observable in the true and undisputed productions of Swift, than the pains which he seems to take in raking together the most nauseous ideas, and dwelling upon the most indelicate images. It is unnecessary for me to bring examples of this Strange propensity of his nature ; which is the more serviceable to us, because he is almost singular in this respect, and it forms the strong outline that disi- tinguishes him from almost every other writer. In a pamphlet which came out in K04 at London, called " Some Remarks on the Tale of a Tub,'* he is thus described : " The Author's first aim is to be profane; but that part I shall leave to my betters, since matters of such a nature are not to be jested with, but pu- nished. 'Xhe second is, to show how great a profi- cient he is at hectoring and bullying, at ranting and roaring, and especially at cursing and swearing. His third is, to exceed all bounds of modesty. His next is, a great affectation for every thing nasty. He takes the air upon dunghills, in ditches, and in common sewers, and at my Lord Mayor's dog-kennel. By the OF THE LIFE OF SWIFT, XCl the first of these, he shews his religion* by the second his conversation, by the third his manners, and by the fourth his education. Now were the crow who at present struts so much in the gutter, stripped of these four sorts of feathers, he would be left quite naked." Now the Tripos furnishes no mean specimens of the same talents. See the description given of a college steward, wherein one passage can only be paralleled for filthiness with the Lady's Dressing- room, or the poem of Strephon and Chloe, or the character Swift gives of Primate M h ; in all which the same filth occurs. See also the place where the author undertakes to describe the breeches of the in- famous Barnard Doyle. Swift, it is also observable, frequently unites images that have no natural connection with each other, and makes quick transitions from one to another. Com- pare an instance in the beginning of the tenth chap- ter of the Voyage to theHouyhnhnms, with a parallel passage in the Tripos ; wherein he describes the per- sons who are to compose a society of Freemasons that was about to be introduced into a college, which was to be newly erected. 5. Resemblances are not wanting between particu- lar passages in the Tripos, and others taken from the works of Swift, where the imitation is too strong and the features too prominent to be the effect of chance. Thus, the foundation of the Tale of a Tub is laid in the testamentary disposition of a father, whereby he bequeaths three coats among his three sons ; now the second act of the Tripos begins in like manner with a disposition of her property, by the last will and testament of a lady, Mrs. Mary Hewitson ; XCil ESSAY ON TflE EARLIER PART Hewitson ; and the author thence takes the oppor* tunity of introducing his satire, and making it the vehicle of his abuse. Compare what Swift says in the Tale of a Tub, section second, concerning the taylor and the animal, the delight of the monkey ; with a corresponding passage in the Tripos, concern- ing the monkey that devoured Doyle's breeches. I may add, that the author of the Tripos, when he gives the character of a college steward, makes the doctrine of transubstantiation the object of his ridi- cule ; and we know that satire on that doctrine forms a leading part of the Tale of a Tub. 6. How much Swift delighted in the composition of barbarous Latin, is sufficiently evident from the correspondence that passed between him and Sheri- dan; now the same affectation of writing in barbarous Latin, is every where discernible through the Tripos, but especially towards the conclusion of the first act. 7. The same person who in November, 1688, was treated insolently by Swift and his associates, Mr. Owen Lloyd, is also the subject of gross abuse in the Tripos. 8. But the poetical part of the Tripos is that which to me seems, much more than the prose, to breathe the spirit of Swift, and to bear evident marks of his very peculiar mode of writing. The lines upon Mr, Weaver and Mr. Ridley, seem entirely composed in his manner : which is the more remarkable, be- cause the earliest of his known productions, his Odes and Pindarics, bear no similitude to those later com- positions in the light and humorous style, which have raised his character so high. And here I may be allowed to observe, that the aversion the author of (he Tripos expresses towards a fop, in the character of OF THE LIFE OF SWIFT. 3&CUI of Mr. Weaver, accords well with what we know of Swift, especially with an anecdote related of him and Faulkner ; to whom dressed out first as a beau, with a laced waistcoat, and afterwards as an humble prin- ter, he is recorded to have given very different re- ceptions. And further : when we read in the Tripos, the metamorphosis of the Fellows into trees, it can- not fail to remind us of Swift's tale of Baucis and Philemon turned into yews. And that Swift was used to copy from himself, and in his later productions sometimes to pursue the ideas he had adopted in his more early years, we may see, by comparing the Discourse on the Operations of the Spirit, printed at the end of the tale of a tub, with his Poem, called pethox the great. Of what he says there of Hermes's Rod, in the story he tells of the Banbury Saint, he afterwards gave a striking imitation in the passage extracted from Pe- thox, and thus beginning: " How fam'd thy conduct in the fight " With Hermes, son of Pleias bright/' &c. As I have had frequent occasion to refer to the Tale of a Tub, the following particulars relative to that extraordinary piece, which are found in pam- phlets published about those times, may perhaps not be uninteresting. From one of these, entitled, " Some Remarks on the Tale of a Tub ; to which are annexed, Mully of Mountown, and Orpheus and Euridice : by the author of the Journey to London *, Lond. 1704," I have already given an extract. I have only to add, that in the Preface, the publisher tells the reader, that he has authority from the author of Mully of Mountown to say, " That he, * Dr. "William King. N. X had XClV ESSAY Oft THE EARLIER PART had no hand in writing " The Tale of a Tub." He happened one day to discourse more largely than or- dinarily of that book with one of his friends, and found the following remarks the next morning laid upon his table." From these remarks I gave the former extract ; and 3dd this : " The author, by the oaths, should rather be an Irish evidence. Another cries, What if after all it should be a parson ; for who may make more free with their trade ? What if I know him, describe him, name him, and how he and his friends talk of it, admire it, are proud of it t Another pamphlet is entitled, " Miscellanies, by Dr. Jonathan Swift ; viz. Meditation upon a Broom- stick, Baucis and Philemon, Petition of Mrs. Harris, To Mrs. Biddy Floyd, History of Vanbrugh's House: to all which is prefixed, A complete Key to the Tale of a Tub." London, printed for E. Curll, 1711. At the end is this advertisement, " Speedily will be- published, some other Pieces relating to the last sub- ject herein mentioned ;" which last subject is Van- brugh's House. In this pamphlet, the Tale is ascribed on general reputation only, to " Thomas and Jonathan Swift, who composed it in l6Q7, having been domestic chaplains to Sir W. Temple, and therefore thought themselves obliged to take up his quarrel. Thomas began a defence of Sir William, under the title of a Tale of a Tub, under which he intended to couch the general history of Christianity. His aim is to ridicule the stubborn errors of the Romish Church, and the humours of the fanatic party. He designed to shew the purity of the Christian Church in primi- tive times ; and consequently how weakly and par- tially OP THE LIFE OP SWIFT. XCV tially Mr. Wotton passed his judgement in preferring the modern divinity before the ancient. But his companion Jonathan, borrowing the MS. to peruse, carried it with him to Ireland, and having kept it seven years, at last published it imperfect." The parts of the book are in this pamphlet thus allotte.4 to them. To Jonathan : The Dedication to Lord Somers, Preface, Epistle to Prince Posterity, and the Four Di- gressions ; J . On Critics. 2. In the Modern Kind. 3. On Digressions. 4. In Praise of Madness. Also, the Battle of the Books. To Thomas : The Tale of a Tub, and the Frag- ment on the Mechanical Operations of the Spirit. Concerning these pretensions of Thomas, see Swift's Works, [1808, vol. ii. p. J 68.] One of the annotations in this pamphlet I shall mention, both because it is not noticed in the editions of the Tale, that I have seen ; and because the alle- gory of Swift is not explained there or any where else, that I know of. It relates to the two monsters, Camelion and Moulinavent, which are mentioned in the Tale, section viii. as sworn enemies of the JKo- lists. The pamphlet thus explains them : fC The camelion is the priest, who denies inspiration ; and the Infidel, who argues against such a thing as a Deity, from his shuffling and turning every way that will make for his argument, is here represented by moulinavent." This explanation appears to me to labour under great difficulties : first, that it does not distinguish between the two monsters ; for the Priest who denies inspiration, and the Infidel who argues against a Deity and therefore against inspira- tion, appear to me not to be different, but the same ; vol. i. g and XCV1 ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART and however they may differ in name, to agree in reality. Secondly, That no reason is assigned, why these monsters should be sworn foes to the iEolists only, and not to Christians of every denomination. My solution of the allegory is, that by ca- melion and moulinavent, are understood the Church and State ; that is, the Episcopal Church of England by law established, and the Monarchy. The union between these two has ever been held inseparable ; and it was the well-known assertion of an English Prince, " No King, no Bishop." Against these two, all iEolists (that is, sectaries of every de- scription) have ever opposed themselves, and waged incessant war : and though they destroyed the Mo- narchy for a time in the reign of the First Charles, when the Church fell with it, yet in the reign of Charles the Second both revived, and the sectaries received many violent blows from the Monarchy. Moulinavent has four arms; these are the four sceptres (of England, Scotland, France and Ireland), issuing from the centre of the coin, and including the arms of those kingdoms. A windmill (which is what the word moulin d vent means) is a proper image of the State or Monarchy, whose condition is subject to much alteration and many vicissitudes. As for the Camelion, it is an animal that lives upon air, and refunds no part of it by eructation. This is the image of the Church of England ; whose articles acknowledge the inspiration of Holy Scripture, whilst its memhers make no pretences to supernatural powers, or to the possession of inspiration in them- selves, but have an established Liturgy and set form of prayer, and do not make use of extemporaneous i.nying and preaching, here called Eructations. This Church OP THE LIFE OP SWIFT. XCV1I Church Dryden had represented under the image of a panther ; and Swift (in imitation of him I suppose) compares it to a camelion. But further ; the came- lion lives upon air, and varies his colours according as the objects that surround him vary : and will not this be a just representation of those ecclesiastics (if there be any such) who exist on the promises of the great, and rise to power by complying with their va- riable humours ? In the same work, Swift attributes to Lord Peter, a powder, which he calls Pimperlimping [vol. ii. p. 275, sect. iv\] : relative to this I find in a pamphlet published about 1690, and called, a Dialogue between Dr. Sherlock, the King of France, the Great Turk, and Dr. Oates, the following passage : " This famous Doctor (Sherlock) plays the Merry Andrew with the world, and like the Powder of Pimper le Pimp, turns up what trump the Knave of Clubs calls for." But that I may return to my subject ; we are led to give small credit to what the famous Dean of St. Patrick's related, when his recollection of the past was much impaired, concerning the earlier events of his life, when we consider what he himself asserted about the Testimonium which he received from the col- lege of Dublin. Mr. Deane Swift positively affirms (p. 30.) on the Dean's own authority, " that the University of Oxford misconceived the meaning of the expression in it, " speciali gratia :" and yet when he afterwards produces a copy of the Testimonium (p. 43), he finds no such expressions in it, and feels no small difficulty in defending the veracity of his relation. He ascribes to the friendship of the col- lege the omission ; whereas there was no friendship practised, or compliment intended ; and the College g 2 only XCV1U ESSAY ON THE BARLIER PART only pursued the conduct always adopted on such occasions *. On this point therefore it is impossible to defend the veracity of either Swift or his biogra- pher, or to vindicate them from the imputation of mis- take. But, if he could be mistaken in this point, I think the inference warranted that he might be equally mistaken with respect to transactions in the college, that were still further removed from the times when he conversed with Mr. Deane Swift on those subjects ; and therefore that we cannot impli- citly depend on his own representations ; much less can we argue, from what is merely silence in him, against the conclusions deducible from authentic do- cuments, whose testimonies do mutually confirm each other. From Swift himself l?t us now turn our eyes to those who have described his life and actions ; and one fact which I proceed to relate will shew us what little care they have used to procure information as to the earlier part of his life. None of them men- tions the fact that he was a prebendary in St. Pa- trick's -|~, and enjoyed that dignity with the livings of Laracor and Rathbeggin : and yet that this was the case plainly appears from his own letters. I am pos- * The University of Dublin could never have inserted the words per sperialtm gratiam in any Testimonium, because all that is certified in such an instrument is only the mere fact of taking the degree, under the circumstances required by the cus- toms of the college and the laws of the land. I may add, that the above statement not only disproves Lord Orrery's idle sugges- tion, that the learned University of Oxford mistook the meaning of these expressions, but also decisively shews that there is no ground whatsoever for Dr. Hawkesworth's conjecture, that probably by the influence of Swift's uncle, these disgraceful words " were omitted in the copy which he procured, and sent [to Oxford.]" + This fact was not wholly unnoticed ; see vol. II. p. 53. N. sessed OP THE LIFE OP SWIFT. XC1X sessed of the presentation copy of the third volume of Temple's Miscellanies, (said in the title to be published by Jonathan Swift, A.M. Prebendary of St. Patrick's, London, 1701), which he himself pre- sented to Primate Marsh. He has written in it this address : To the most Reverend Narcissus Lord Archbishop of Dublin, and one of the Lords Justices of Ireland ; By his Grace's most obedient, and most obliged humble servant, The Publisher. Having applied to the Dean of St. Patrick's to learn the name of the Prebend, I understood from him that it was Dunlavin ; that Swift was presented to it by Narcissus Archbishop of Dublin, on 28 September, 1700; and installed on 22 October, and that it had become vacant by the resignation of Dr. John Bolton. His patent for the prebend of Kilroot, in the diocese of Connor, vacant by the deprivation of William Milne, bears date 28 January, in the sixth year of William [l(X)4-5] ; and that to the vicarage of Laracor and rectory of Aghir, in the diocese of Meath, vacant by the cession of John Bolton, D.D. on the 20th of February [ if gg]> in tn - twelfth year of the same reign. And as the accounts which he himself and his bio- graphers deliver of the earlier transactions of his life appear thus defective, it may not be unuseful to consi- der whence these imperfections appear to have arisen ; and C ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART and what may have been the causes why the world has been so little acquainted as to some of his earliest pro- ductions, such as the Tripos, &c. Now these appear to me reducible to the following heads : 3 st. To the confusion of the times that immedi- ately succeeded. 2dly. To the little notoriety attached to the cha- racter of Swift previous to the year 1 7 10. At that time indeed he commanded the public attention, but it was only for the space of four years. He appear- ed, it is true, a comet in the political world ; but his duration was almost equally short-lived. With the administration of Lord Oxford he set, and lost all hopes of ever rising to political consequence: he was forgotten by one party, and was so much detested by that which had supplanted them, that he was the object of their persecution for above ten years. 3dly. To the silence which Swift preserved on this topick, and which is the more remarkable, be- cause he never failed to enlarge on the imaginary disgrace that accompanied the taking of his de- gree. 4thly. To develope these truths, a concurrence of circumstances was necessary, which could scarcely be hoped to be ever met with in the same person. For instance ; it was necessary to be acquainted with the facts related by Richardson ; with the work called the Tripos; with the connection between Swift and Jones, its reputed author, and with those transactions of Swift and Jones which were only to be discovered from the Registry and Buttery Books ; where the omission of the Christian name in the Registry, and the loss f the Junior Buttery Book, seemed to threaten ^uperable difficulties. On these subjects my in- formation . F.THE LIFE OP SWIFT. Cl formation was obtained at different times : I had no copy of the Tripos until 1S02 ; knew not the con- nection between Swift and Jones, or their transactions, before ] 803 ; nor was^ acquainted with the anecdote preserved by Richardson, prior to 1804. 5thly. To his own peculiar conduct with respect to his writings ; agreeably to which he most generally sent his works into the world, without acknowledg- ing himself as their author. 6thly. To the nature of the composition itself; which, being of the scandalous kind, subjected his friend to a punishment. But who (if even the fear of punishment were removed) could ever derive any plea- sure from the reflection, that he had been the author of personality or scandal ? The person who could boast of this, might justly be said to glory in his own shame. Do we not see, from the words at the con- clusion of this very Tripos, that its reputed author was ashamed of his performance ? How much hurted then would Swift have felt himself, even at the sus- picion of his being the author ; and how great must have been his unwillingness that it should be attri- buted to him ! an unwillingness that would have been increased, when by the means of such a composition, he found himself accessary to the punishment of his friend. The same imputation, of their being of a scanda- lous kind, does not, I acknowledge, attach itself to some other pieces of his, which have fallen into my hands, and have been hitherto unnoticed ; and yet we may observe, that the nature of these compositions also did preclude them from being generally known. They are of a desultory kind, written upon the spur of the moment, by an individual at that time ob- scure, Cti ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART scure, (for they were written in his earlier days,) and npo'n individuals almost equally unknown with him- self: the occasions of them are merely local, and such as the public felt little concern about ; and the most probable supposition we can make is, that their author retained no copies of them, and thus they "became lost even to himself. Having thus brought before the reader's view a short account of Swift's academic conduct and behaviour, it will now be necessary to deliver the piece itself, which so strongly attracted the notice of his superiors in the college. And as the names of many of them, and of other members of the college, occur in this per- formance, it will be requisite, for the better under- standing it, to premise some few particulars concern- ing the parties mentioned ; in doing which I have to lament that the scanty materials which have reached me, have rendered it impossible for me in some cases to do more than to supply names and dates. The Provost at that time was Dr. Robert Hunt- ington : the Senior Fellows were, Dr. Richard Acton, Vice-provost, George Brown, Dive Downes, John 'Griffith, John Barton, St. George Ashe, and Bene- dict Scroggs. The Junior Fellows were, Patrickson, Reader, Thewks, Smith, Hall, Lloyd, Sayers, Allen, and Hassett. Of these, Griffith was absent by a King's letter, dated 3 July, 1087, which gave him leave of absence for two years : this leave expiring in 1 68Cj, and he not returning, the King issued a mandamus in favour of one Arthur Green, to be made a Senior Fellow in his place. The Vice-provost, Dr. Acton, refused to obey, alleging, as I suppose, that Griffith not having OF THE LIFE OF SWIFT. Clli having been deprived, no senior fellowl(hip was va- cant. The King, with an armed force, seized on the college, and committed several of its members to prison. Not deterred by this, Dr. Acton presented a remonstrance to the King, against his Majesty's own proceedings, and did actually hold an Election of Officers in the college, on 20 November, l68p: so that he appears to have recovered the possession of his freehold, as he termed the college in his petition, although surrounded by James's army. By another King's letter, dated 15 March, 1 686-7, Patrickson, a Junior Fellow, had a like leave of ab- sence granted to him. The other persons alluded to in the Tripos, who were not fellows, are Michael Hewitson, Dudley Loftus, Thomas Weaver, Dean Manby, Archdeacon Baynard, Bernard Doyle, Dr. Gwithers, Sir Michael Creagh, and several others ; of whom I shall proceed to give the best account I have been able to collect. The first person whom his Satire attacks is the Rev. Michael Hewitson, the last will of whose sister Mary furnishes the subject of the second act. He was admitted into college, 18 July, l66o, was after- wards elected a scholar, and had a Master of Arts degree,- (in which the acts Were remitted to him in consequence of his contributing thirty guineas to- wards the college buildings) on 27 February 1 68 1-2. Shortly afterwards, in l684, he was tenant to the college for the lands of Coolremur, in the county of Donegal, which, it is believed, are now possessed by some of his descendants. The next person who is addressed, and represented as Doctor Civilis, sed Polyglottus, is probably Dr. Dudley. Loftus, who was eminent for his skill in the 3 Oriental CIV ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART Oriental languages, and contributed his assistance to Bishop Walton's celebrated Polyglott. See an Ac- count of him and his numerous Works in Ware's Writers of Ireland, p. 254 ; which confirms the representation given of him here. Mr. Thomas Weaver, the next person (that I can discover) who incurs Swift's censure, was of a family settled in the King's or Queen's County. I find several persons of the name of Weaver in the reigns of Charles the Second, and William, and Anne, re- presenting the King's and the Queen's Counties, or places in them, in the Irish House of Commons. One of them enjoyed a lease under the college of the tithes of Moyana and Stradbally, in the year J 668; but neglecting to renew it, lost it about the year l685. The family probably came into Ireland about 1650: ior a person of this name was one of the four Commissioners whom the Parliament sent into Ireland at that time, and was by marriage related to Samuel Winter, who came along with them, and was made by Oliver Cromwell, Provost of Dublin College. The person mentioned in the Tripos ap- pears to have been admitted into the college, 9 No- vember, 16/8 ; and on February 25, 1688, had the grace for A.M., and his exercises were dispensed with. For Peter Manby, Dean of Derry, see Ware's Account of the Writers of Ireland, p. 257. John Baynard was Archdeacon of Connor : having (like Manby) apostatized to the Church of Rome, he resigned his archdeaconry in 1691, to which Philip Mathews (nephew of Lemuel Mathews,) was collated. The antagonist of Manby was William King, Chancellor of St. Patrick's, and afterwards Archbishop of OP THE LIFE OF SWIFT. CV of Dublin ; censured in the Tripos for the inaccuracy of his Latin style. We are now come to the infamous Bernard Doyle, who is the next person censured in the Tripos. He was admitted as a sizar on 14 April, 1678, under the tuition of Richard Acton, at the age of nineteen; and was born at Athlone. On 1 1 July, 1685, he had the grace of the house for A.M. " perspecialemgratiam." He was usher of the school at Drogheda ; and on the merit of conforming to the religion of James the Second, sought to be admitted to the place of a Fellow of Trinity College, Dublin. To this end he presented a mandamus from the King on February 13, 1687-8, directed to the Provost and Senior Fellows, and dated January 11, 1687-8 ; which required them to admit the said Doyle to a Fellowship, then vacant (by the cession of Dr. George Mercer, who is men- tioned also in the Tripos), or the first that should become so, without taking any oath but that of a Fellow. When this oath was tendered to him by them, he refused to take it ; as it was inconsistent with the religion he professed. And it having been represented by the College to the Lord Lieutenant, that Doyle was a person of shameful ignorance and scandalous immorality, he was pleased to order the Mayor of Drogheda to take examinations upon oath relative to Mr. Doyle's conduct, while usher of that school. For this purpose Mr. Downes, one of the Fellows, went down thither ; and it was proved by exa- minations, taken on the Oth, 10th, and 1 1th of March, that Doyle was guilty of fornication (having had two bastards), drunkenness, theft, and other crimes ; such as violently assaulting and beating various persons. Notwithstanding this representation, Doyle perse- vered CVI ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART vered in his applications to Lord Tyrconnell, and spared no kind of scandalous assertions against the college ; but in the mean time Mr. Arthur Hassett procured a mandamus in his own favour, which he presented to the Provost and Fellows on 16 April, 1688 ; and having satisfied them on the points which they proposed to him, he was sworn and admitted a Fellow. He is mentioned in the Tripos : as is also Eleanor Wall, who was one of Doyle's mistresses. Sir Michael Creagh was Lord Mayor of Dublin in 1688 ; and represented that city in the Parliament of 1689. He was Paymaster General of King James's army. Ezekiel Burridge, who is mentioned in the begin- ning of the second act, was elected Scholar in June, 1683, commenced A.B. February, 1683-4, and A.M. July, l687. He is mentioned by Ware in his Ac- count of the Writers of Ireland ; and by King, in his State of the Protestants. At the Commencement in July l68S, when this Tripos was pronounced, I find that the undernamed persons took the following degrees ; to all of whom allusions are made in it. Mr. William King (afterwards Archbishop of Dublin), B.D. and D.D. Mr. Charles Gwithers, M.D.; and Jeremy Marsh, Alexander Jephson, Tho- mas Cox, Richard Barry, William Tirrell, Allen Mad- dison, William Warren, Jo. Travers, &c. were admit- ted to the degree of A.M. Jephson was afterwards a clergyman, and had the School of Camberwell : he and Gwithers and several others were censured on various occasions by the Board; as was also Nich. Knight, whose name oc- curs in this Tripos. At the same time appear on the books OP THE LIPE OP SWIFT. CVU books of the Buttery, among the resident Doctors and Masters, the names of Dr. Foy (who had been a Senior Fellow, but, like Foley, had resigned), Dr. Gwithers, Mr. Napper, Mr. Jephson, Mr. Cox, Mr. Terrill, and Mr. Delauny. The other names occur- ring in the Tripos are all names of persons who had been students in the College, but at that time some of them had left it. We also may find some of the names occurring in King's State of the Protestants, such as that of Dean Glandee, a person of abilities, but whose character has been reproached with the imputation of immorality. The Butler of the col- lege (or Promus) who is satyrized in the latter part of the first act, was Mr. Andrew Donnell, called there Daniel : from the Senior Lecturer's Book it appears, that his son was admitted a pupil under Mr. Smith, a few days before the Tripos was delivered ; in which mention of his familiarity with Mr. Smith is made. Having thus endeavoured to make the reader ac- quainted with the several characters mentioned in the Tripos, I proceed to deliver the composition itself; as preserved to us in the MS. of Theophilus, Lord Newtown Butler, a nobleman, who, with his brother Brinsley (afterwards Viscount Lanesborough,) was admitted into Trinity College on the 27th of Septem- ber, 1686, almost two years before Jones's censure. CV11I ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART A TRIPOS, Or Speech, delivered at a Commencement in the University of Dublin, (held there, July 11, 1688,) by Mr. John Jones, then A.B. afterwards D.D. ACT I. Occidit miseros crambe repetita magistros. Your probabo, probabo, is as dull as a Trinity Sunday sermon. Dii boni, quas novas aves hie video ! Tot habemus barbaros ignoramos et foppos ; tot doctores indoctos, rummos academicos, cives aldermanicos, rusticos personas, and so many pretty, pretty little rogues, that, should I speak Latin, I should banter ten parts of the company. Wherefore, for the sake of the ladies, bullies, the Rums * and Fellow-Commoners, I'll order it, (as I know you all would have it,) that the English be ten to one against the Roman. Lenite clamorem, till I shew these gentlemen the civilities of the house. Non temere decet quidem ut salutemus libenter. Salvete igitur quotquot reverenda vel ridicula, docta vel rummosa capita ; sed imprimis salvus sit Doctor Acton, (ut inquit Erasmus) athletice : superannuati omnes salvi sint pancraticd : et, si qui adsint cornuti, quod verisimile est, valeant taurice ; deinde si quis adsit medicus immedicabilis, qui skulkat subter id manticae, quod in tergo est, docto in cujus capite ./Esculapius viget, sed in ossibus dominatus astrono- miae et eftaeto corpore totus inhaeret Galenus et Hip- * Mr. Sheridan, in the Life of Swift, has given us Swift's translation of the line Romanos rerum dominos, gentemque toga- tam: whence we may learn that the term, rum, was familiar to that writer, in the sense here used. pocrates, OP THE LIFE OF SWIFT. ClX pocrates, si possibile sit, inquam, valeat ille ; sed prae cseteris clericurn istum clericorum salvere jubeo, who preaches in an oven, and is of the same name and heraldry with an eminent blind cobler, who, when the kingdom was all out of the stitches, vampt him- self a colonel ; if his gravity be here, I salute him for seven several reasons. First, because he drinks and goes to the boghouse for fourteen reasons ; but cannot give one for selling his organs to a mass-house. Secondly, Because (according to his own phrase) he preaches by the London standard, which never lessened, as I know of, but thrice ; and then Stilling- fleet and Tillotson themselves were not one jot better or worse, unless we say with the poet, Sed mate dum recitas, incipit esse tuus. Thirdly, Because when he came from England, he wore as much silk for a doublet as made his sister (joy be with her, as he said) a manteau and petticoat. Quere, whether then Mr. Parson wore the breast- plate of righteousness ? It is plain he did, and that his intentions were honourable, for the next Sunday fol- lowing he preached, Give Caesar his due. It is ill- nature then in Bunbury's wife's husband to revile him for this; and, to speak in the phrase of a pretty little Senior Fellow, There's no Jew but would be more gentle. Fourthly, Because he consecrates as much water at once, as makes Christians for a month. Fifthly, Because he invited to his sister's funeral none but (as he was pleased to call them) the cream of the parish ; viz. those that kept coaches. Now himself upon himself: his conclusion in such a case will be thus, That all the curds and cream in the pa- rish CX ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART rish tour it in coaches, while the poor skim-milk and bonny-clobber trudge a-foot. I wonder, Mr. Leeson, with his cream of Theology, is not his parishioner. There is a mess for the Freshmen. But, Sixthly, Because he lives by the Canon, and yet corrects the Rubrick. Seventhly and lastly, Because he made himself a large and ponderous night-cap, after the exact model of his church ; and this he did for two reasons. First, to shew that no noddle in the diocese could bear such a weight as his. Secondly, to cure a dis- temper, which, to the grief of his congregation, has troubled his brains these many years. Sed ad rem. Salvus sit ille inter socios juniores cum pede brevi et naso rhinocerotis, who by his own sermon of angles and triangles has thrice shown his smattering in the mathematics. Valeat etiam Doctor ille Civi- lis, sed Polygamista, edentulus sed Polyglottus ; qui adeo plenus est literis, ut in ipsa facie omnes lingua- rum characteres graphice scribuntur : frustra igitur, reverende doctor, susurrant invidi, te jam senio con- fectum orientales linguas non callere, cum revera in- dex tui animi sit vultus. Sed etiam atque etiam salvus sit purpuratus noster grandiloquus, cui dedit ore rotundo Musa loqui : Quem quoad faciem et linguam vocamus Ulyssem : Non formosus erat, sed erat facundus Ulysses. No Tartar is more fair, no Athenian better hung, Sol varnish'd o'er his face,, and Mercury his tongue. quoad altitudinem salutemus Ajacem, quoad gracili- tatem Tithonum, quoad caput versatile Priamum pa- ralyticum, quoad pedes Achillem, quoad crura deni- que, Colossum. Sponte sua properant, labor est inhibere volentes. Anglice, OP THE LIFE OP SWIFT, CM Anglice, With auk ward gown tuck'd up, he scow'r's along, And at each stride measures a parasang. Inter caeteros, peculiari dignus est salutatione bellus quidain homunculus; I do not mean Mr. Bra- dy's pretty little man, but the neat, spruce, dapper, finical, nice, spark, who'd rather sing and dance in his chamber, than bowl without an umbrella : who constantly carries as many patch-boxes in his pocket, as would beautify our beadle ; as many several sorts of snuff, as would furnish Major-General Maccarty and Colonel Dempsy for a year, and as much essence as would perfume Sir Stampe's chamber ; as many comfits as would sweeten Mr. Travers's hacksters ; together with as many jewels as would make Sir Jeph- son a gentleman, or buy Mr. Delauny a coat of arms. Besides ; he has such a veneration for the fair sex, that he would not presume to visit a lady in a shirt he had worn a day, but by way of apology sent her this billet-doux : I'gad, Madam, I beg your pardon ten thousand times for not paying my devoir to your ladyship to- day : of which transcendent happiness nothing under the planets could have deprived me, but the damned disappointment of my sempstress, by whose neglect I have at present but seven day-shirts : by which means I am unprovided with linen, and so rendered utterly incapable of attending your ladyship now : but as soon as my dress is agreeable, I fly with the wings of duty and obedience to implore your lady- ship's mercy for my unfortunate absence, and will ever snatch at all opportunities of manifesting myself, Madam, your Ladyship's most humble and devoted Slave, to the stars or centre, Tommy Weaver, vol. i. k O curas CXU ESSAtf ON THE EARLIER BART O curas hominum, O quantum est in rebus inane, Ipsissimum hunc homnncionem hoc in epi- grammate notat Martialis : Cotile, bell us homo es, &c Anglice, There's scarce a well-drest coxcomb, but will own Tommy's the prettiest spark about the town. This all the tribe of fringe and feather say, Because he nicely moves by Algebra ; And does with method tie his cravat string, Takes snuff with art, and shows his sparkling ring; Can set his foretop, manage well his wig, Can act a proverb, and can dance a jig ; Does sing French songs ; can rhyme, and furnish chat To inquisitive Miss, from Letter or Gazette ; Knows the affair of cockpit and the race, And who were conquerors at either place ; If Crop or Trotter took the prize away, And who a fortune gain'd the other day. He swings fring'd gloves, sees plays, writes billet-doux, Fill'd up with beauty, love, oaths, lies, and vows ; Does scent his eyebrows, perfum'd comfits eat, And smells like phoenix' nest, or civet cat ; Does shave with pumice stone, compose his face, And rolls his stockings by a looking-glass. Accomplished thus, Tommy, you'll grant, I hope, A pretty spark at least, if not a fop. Finita salutatione, (more Erasmiano) paucis vobis- cum confabulandum est. Sed uti solet graculus ille Maddison, mihi cordi est totum occupare sermonem ; I'll take all the chat to myself. In familiaritatem me nuper exceperunt virtuosi, (hominum genus in minimis non minimum laborans) et 6tf THE LIFE OF SWIFT. cxiil H mihi qu?edam naturse non vulgaria nota fecere ; quae humanitatis ergo, et publicee sal litis gratia, in lucefh jam profero. First, Mr. Allen's infallible cure for the mawworms. R. poti fortis ab hatcho quartum unum; rowlo- rum, sive brownorum sive alborum, ad minimum tres: his addatur butyri culinaris quantum valet duos denarios, cum bunsho radishorum vel watergrassi ; deinde stomachi equini quantum suffice Hsec om- nia hora octava antemeridiana quotidie devoreatur, et certe vix ad prandium usque latrabit stomachus. Secondly, Dr. Molyneux * his rare discovery of part of the meat's sudden digestion and corruption in the mouth, thus : R. pinquis caponis leggum .unum et wingum, tosti shouldromotontis et carnis bovinas una slizum unum vel alterum ; anseris juvenilis cum sauso goos- beriano modicum quid ; panis domestici lunsheum moderatum ; vini rubri et poti minoris pocula bina vel tria ; et, quod instar omnium est, fcetidissimi spiri- tus quantum sufficit: compressu oris fiat bolus, e proculdubio inter hiatus dentium et super gingivag tarn statimfcetida flat concoctio; quod primus omnium mortalium^ si modo credibile sit, ingenuus notavit ille medicus. Thirdly, The College Butler's admirable invention of selling a mixture of ale and mum for nine-pence per quart : and his water bewitched, viz. small beer and water, for a penny a bottle : likewise his elixir bonae famse, or cure for his first fault. The experi- * Dr. Thomas Molyneux, the younger brother of William Mo- lyneux,, the correspondent of Mr. Locke, commenced M. D. July, 16'87- See an account of him in theBiooa. Britan. vol. v. p. 3133, note A. edit, 1760. h 2 xnent CX1V ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART merit of the liquids is wrought by the help of a trap- door at midnight. The elixir is made thus : R. vini rubri iiaskum duplex, Canarii, sive vini Hispanici, amphoram unam, vel alteram : academici et grubbinorum tolemanni quantum sufficit: defe- rantur ad cameram Junioris Decani, quo participante ingurgitentur omnia post nocturnum catalogum. If this will not work the effect alone, I refer you to his wonderful sympathetick prescription, which is thus : ' R. the tongue of Mother Jenkinson, alias Ma- dam University, which will soothe the affections of the head of the society. This being done, let the pa- tient dine thrice a week on a national dish ; and it this fail, 'tis an odd thing, nam probatum esU Moreover I recommend to you, Dean Manby's and Archdeacon Baynard's ointment for a warping conscience. Mr. Oliver Talent's * prescription for the worms in the noddle. Sir Conolly's new Treatise of Armory, entitled, Ex quovis iigno non fit Mercurius.. Madam Dicky Barry's ingenious machine for put- ting on finical bands. Mr. Scroggs's composition of puns. Mr. Griffiths' s approved-of opium matutinum, for soaking. Mr. Downes's excellent potio coffiana, for expelling soporiferous humours. Priscianus vulneratus, alias, methodus credendi Articulos, by the Rev. Dr. King. j * Oliver Tallant, admitted 20 May, l6?7. Doctor f OP THE LIFE OP SWIFT. CXV Doctor Nappier's * Elegy on a broken Bellarmine of Ale, entitled, Amphora non meruit tarn pretiosa men. An excellent engine for working embroidery., by my very good Lord Charlemont. Likewise his Lordship's Praxis Arithrnetica, shew- ing that 24 and 24 make 48 : this, as simple as it seems to be, cost the Honourable Lord some pains, and his lady some blushes. An infallible unguent for the spleen in the toe, by the Rev. Dr. Foy. And lastly, Mr. Smith's Art of Compliance, prov- ing humility to be the practice of the age, and shew- ing how the College Butler may be the dear compa- nion of the Junior Dean. For all which I refer you to the respective authors, except the last, which Mr. Smith proves syllogistically thus : Moris est humilitas, ergo Junior Decanus et Promus Senior possint esse magni. Probo antecedens. Si generosus marmorizat cum puero, Anglice, plays marbles with his boy, Tunc moris est humilitas. Sed generosus marmorizat cum puero. Ergo, &c. Probo minorem instantiam.. Magister Sayers marmorizat cum puero, Sed magister Sayers est generosus. Ergo, &c. Probo aliter. Si doctissimus, altissimus, ecnon longe notissmus * Gerard Nappier, admitted 18 July, 1677. See a Latin piece in Swift's Works, [vol. xvi. p. 280,] on this very title, " Amphora rion meruit tarn pretiosa mori." Doctor CXV1 ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART Doctor in Universitate scrubbat suas tabulas et bru- shat suas cathedras, tunc moris est humilitas. Sed talis Doctor scrubbat suas tabulas, &c. Ergo. , Hoc etiam probari potest instantia. But the tall gentleman in the robes would not have it known. Cum itaque, Magister, (teDecanum alloquor) arguments hisce validis vindicetur tua hu- militas, quid obstat quo minus inter te et Danielum mutua foveatur familiaritas. Ede, bibe, dormi, post mortem nulla volupta?, Namque inter Tanaim nihil est socerumque Viselli. Coach it away then, and empty his pitchers ; A lord in Fingall plays tennis with ditchers. Heu, heu, quanti hie desiderantur socci et hand- kerchief!, tantum est inter vos clamoris, sudoris : tantum est hogorum, tit piget usque morari. Pergat jgitur (ut inquit Dr. Acton) suo modo Dominus Barry. Sed heus tu, Magister Will-be,, sive gra- duate medioxime, Serenissirnae Elizabethan dormiant cineres. Not a word of Protestant Bess. ACT II. Oppon. Dom. Barry. In tempore veni, quod omnium rerum est primum. Nam vereor, Domine, you are brought as low as Witherington in Chevy Chace, or Mr. Lloyd in the chapel. Ridicula capita ! inepto risu res ineptior nulla est. Absint joci, (as Sir Jephson said, when he had pone,) res seria jam, imo de funeribus, agitur. Muli- ercula enim misella humanissima, nobis vicina, et J/Iagistri Hewetson soror unica, non ita pridem mo- riebatur ; nee amicorum immemor ingrata discessit : l sed OF THE LIFE OF SWIFT. CXvA sed quicquid vel corpuscull sui vel rei huma.no foret usui, hoc supremo testamento, amicis suis informam subsequentem benigna legavit. The last Will and Testament of Mrs. Mary Hewetson. She bequeathed her brains to a learned grave gen- tleman, who has shaked his own out of his noddle ; whose name I was forbid to tell you, but I'll do as good as will, I'll find somebody here, that Amoveate quseso, amoveate paulisper. Oh ! salve, Magist#r Burridge ; 1 remember Tommy Cox told me, your's were addle, and therefore I present them to you, if her brother lays no claim to them. Her tongue (which even after death is the cause of controversy) some affirm she left to Mrs. Horn- castle * : but the true opinion is, she bequeathed it to Mrs. Jenkinson, whose speaking organ (as I told you before) is employed in Mrs. Donnell's Elixir bonae famae. Her teeth she left to Mrs. Horncastle, who has such an unruly member of her own, that it needs at least a double guard. She bequeathed her hair to Mr. Leeson, to make him a wig. Her coloured silk petticoat, to furnish Mr. De- launy with a pair of breeches ; and her looking-glass and night- rail to my Lady Neddy Hall. Her tooth- pick to Dr. Loftus, and patch-box to Mrs. Lucy Coghill -f~, which so disguised her at the Conrlrma- * A person of this name is mentioned in King's State of the Protestants. f Daughter of Sir John Coghill, and sister to Dr> Marma- duke Coghill. {ion CXVuY - ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART tion in St. Werburgh's Church, that the zealous Archdeacon did not know Sir John's daughter ; sed zelo vere Fitzgeraldino exclamavit, " My Lord, my Lord, her face is against the Canon : I know not who she is, and I won't present her." Sed, reverende vir, monstrat tibi poeta, quo pacto agnosceres virginem. Cui numerosa linunt stellantem splenia frontem, Ignoras, quae sit ? Splenia tolle, leges. But to return ; she left her courageous heart to pretty Mr. Weaver. Her beauty (now you all expect I'll say, to Sir Bayly and Fitzsimons, no truly, but) to as worthy a gentleman, the Rev. the Provost : and her con- science to the clerk of the kitchen, of whom (by way of digression *) take this character, A College Steward is an animal mixture, a medley or hodge-podge of butcher and cook, of scullion and scholar. He lives-j* negatively by the privation of others, and mortifies more flesh than all the divines in the kingdom. Did he live among the ancients, he would be taken for a wrestling master, with his skin oiled for the palaestra. Hence it comes to pass, that his greasy shirt pays his laundress, and finds her in soap and candles. You may follow him (like the old pyewoman) by his smell. * These digressions, interspersed, may remind us of the digres- sions in the Tale of a Tub. f The office of College Steward was formerly exercised by a Scholar of the House, who was called Clerk of the Kitchen : it is probable that he might derive some advantages from the punish- ment that consisted in depriving delinquents of commons. These advantages are here alluded to. 5 Strangers OP THE LIFE OP SWIFT. CXlX Strangers passing by his door take it for the college- chandler's: an ignorant woman went there, directed by her nose, to sell her kitchen-stuff. The butchers' dogs fawn upon him, and follow him for his hogoes. Without doubt they fancy he carries a slaughter- house about him. Ke spends half his salary a-year in wash-balls, fuller's-earth, and socks. The scent of the kitchen has infected his breath, and poisoned his whole mass of blood. What the hyperbolical poet said of the Cappadocian is verified in him, with- out a trope : Vipera Cappadocem malesana momordit, at ipsa Gustato periit sanguine Cappadocis. Anglice, A famish'd rat, progging one night for food, Bit Mr. Hogoe's toe, and suck'd the blood : Then dull and drooping, the pensive vermin sat, Gorg'd with infectious gore, and pois'ning fat. If he goes to market fasting, he taints all the meat he cheapens ; therefore the butchers, in their own defence, treat him to a breakfast. Every Sunday morning he so stuffs himself, that if you come nigh him, you'll know what is for dinner. Every belch* is a bill of fare ; his bed-fellow dreams of grubbins all night. One that lay with him by accident, fancied himself at the mouth of an oven, full of tainted mut- ton-pyes. Mr. Butler junior *, who, to stifle his ho- goes, lies in his socks, would match him for a bed- fellow, provided that they lay heads and points. The pestilence of the head would be requited by the * This reminds us of the author of the Tale of a Tub : who enlarges so much upon the eructations of the /Eolists. + Frobably Brinsley Butler, at that time a Student in the college. plague CXX ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART plague of the heels. . Were he in orders, it would be dangerous for htm to baptize ; he would make more ghosts than Christians, and with good words send the sucklings packing to the other world. Were he Doctor in the civil law, his brother would rather not commence than kiss him : he would be as terri- ble as the old gentleman with the rainbow about his eyes. He never says grace before meat, and very good reason ; his victuals, like the Scotchman's snuff, will not bide a blessing : the holy words would transubstantiate them into maggots. The greatest gin he has to struggle with is the flesh ; and (which is wonderful) the oftener he gains the victory, the wickeder he becomes. He thwarts the Kubrick, and makes more Good Fridays than Sundays in the year. When we keep Lent *, he keeps Carnival : and well he may, when other men fast for his sins. He takes upon him to be Deputy Bursar, and is called Mr. Steward ; but by the same figure that the hangman is called the King's officer. In the kitchen he rules the roast, is absolute lord over the cleavemen, half master of the scullions, and partly tutor, partly com- panion, to the cooks : but always sworn brother in iniquity to the. clerks of the buttery, which brings me to consider them together in one word, and so have done. When these two meet, (like malevolent planets in conjunction) 'tis ominous, and denotes a dearth in commons and sizings. Nay, sometimes it foretells a general punishment. The making of cither of the.se is the spoiling of a scholar ; as a gen- tleman, bound 'prentice, forfeits his heraldry, or the * That is, when we, byway of punishment, are put out of com,^ njons, he derives some advantage to himself by it. knighthood OP THE LIFE OF SWIFT. CXXl knighthood of an alderman spoils a cit. They live plentifully with traffick between themselves,, and yet every day eat and drink their bargains. To conclude; they cast up their sins once a month, but do not re- pent, because their iniquities are confirmed by the Senior Fellows. But to return to the Will. She bequeathed her breasts to Mrs. Mary C 11 *, of whom hear the poet ; Mammas atque tatas habet Afra ; sed ipsa tatarum Dici et mammarum maxima mamma potest. Her paint she left to one of those ladies ; and her nose she knew not whether to leave to Mr. Loftus or Mr. Lloyd ; but at last ordered it for the former : and out of her great charity gave permission to the latter (I mean Mr. Lloyd) to furnish himself after the Hudibrasian manner with a supplemental snout out of her posteriors. Lastly, she bequeathed all her money for the found- ing and endowment of a new college, and therefore ordered that there be a fair tract of ground purchased out of Jack Cusack's estate, on a convenient part whereof there be erected a stately pile of building after the model of Mr. Allen's mansion-house. That Sir Butler's famous library be bought for the college use, together with Stillingfleet's. and Tillotson's Ser- mons for the assistance of the young divines. That Mr. Doyle, for his excellent morals and profound learning, be Provost : and Mr. BoremSn -j~, for the tame reasons, be Vice-provost. That Nickumbottum f Perhaps, Coghill. + Edward Boreman, admitted 11 June, l6/8 : his name was taken off the book* pn li> October, io's6. 6* CXXT1 ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART fee University orator ; Sir Stampe, * singing-master and magician ; and that ingenious bachelor of arts who read out all Gassendus's Astronomy in a week, but the a's and b's, if Sir Moore pleases, be mathe- matick professor : and Dr. Mercer be bursar. Several officers are yet wanting, as divinity professor, preachers, physicians, lecturers, surgeons, historians, chymists, civilians, register, linguist, and many others, all which are to be supplied by that colossus of learning, Mr. Foley. Hie vero dubium oritur ; num Dr. Mercer, cum sponsa sua (satis eleganti) inhabitare possit academiam : si negatur, tunc actum est de bursario, qui adeo in- teger vitae, scelerisque purus : si affirmatur, dii boni, quam clamosum necnon rixosum habituri sumus col- legium ! nam fama refert esse inter illos conjugium conjurgium, quod Martiali parum credibile videtur, ut ex his versiculis constat : Cum sitis similes, paresque vita, Uxor pessima, pessimus maritus, Miror, non bene convenire vobis. It was first ordered that Mr. Lloyd should be the University poet; ferunt autem, Magister, te quondam pessimum egisse poetastrum, ideoque mutato nomine, de te Fabula narratur. Qui Bavium non odit, amet tua carmina, Maevi. Nam oh ! this is the eclipse * now, I warrant. Nay, master, as you say it, it is as sure as a gun. Then what mun I do, say you ? Doctor. Go to the Steward, and provide double commons ; and be sure you call at the chandler's, for to-morrow I dine by candle-light. James. Oh, the wonderful wonderfulness of you schollards ! And what mun I bring drink in ? Doctor. A material question : in the tankard, and do that in the morning. James. Marry, but I had better buy a pitcher, so I had ; and then I need not go so often as I do. This tankard, I wish it were hang'd, so I do. Doctor. What ails you at it ? Why do you grum- ble? * In " the Art of verifying Dates," mention is made of an eclipse of the sun, on 5 November, 1687 * and of another eclipse on 30 April, l6'S8. One of them is probably alluded to here. vol. I, i James. CXXV111 ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART James. Grumble, quoth-a ? I am sure it wears me more shoe-leather than a little, and I cannot say my prayers in a morning for it, so I can't. Doctor. If I thought it did you any injury, or con- tributed to the doing you any harm, or were an irre- gular vessel, I would part with it ; I would entertain it no more than I did my bed : go, then, and bring a pitcher. [Exeunt severally. Enter Sainty Ashe *, and Samuel Foley, Senior Felhws. Sainty. Where do you keep your eclipse-}- to-morrow? Sam. In my chamber. I do not care for groping my way to my dinner. Sainty. What, will it be total ? No glimmering to be allowed, to eat our meat by ? Sam. So it seems. I -have taken a great deal of pVins to calculate it, and can now demonstrate it. Sainty. If you please, I would be very glad to see vour calculation. Sam. Thus then : Invenitur ex tabulis plenilu- nium medium, addita dimidia lunatione; et tunc, ex postaphaeresi et motu lunoe horario, inveniantur di- giti ecliptici et parallaxis altitudinis. Sainty. 'Tis wonderful well ; from whence I con- clude, we are all like to be in the dark. Sam. Ay, doubtless ; or I'll burn my books. I ' would not want this little smattering in astronomy for a great deal, I protest. Sainty. I confess there's some advantage in it. * The Rev. St. George Ashe, Swift's tutor, t In the Philosophical Transactions we have an account of an eclipse observed at Dublin in l6S4, by Ashe and Molyneux. Sam. OF THE LIFE OF 6WIFT. CXX1X Sam. Advantage! I could . not live without it. I cut my hair by the stars ; and will tell the physiog- nomy and sex of my child, before my wife's brought to bed. Sainty. But do the planets never wander ? are you not sometimes mistaken ? Sam. Oh, never; at least in things of this kind: it is as easy to calculate an eclipse, as to curl ; and if you doubt in any point, I'll Sainty. No, no, I'm satisfied : 'twill be as clear as the sun. [Exeunt. The Scene, Drogheda. Enter Mr. Doyle and his Damsel, Nelly : after them, the Tapster, with a Porringer of burnt Brandy and a Mutton-pye. . Doyle. Come, Nelly, sit down, and give me a kiss. Nelly. Fough, Sir, stand off. I protest you smell so strong of brandy and tobacco, a body can't endure you. Doyle. Nay, leave this peevish humour, and sit down : if you knew who I'm to be, you'd be as kind to me, as to the smith's boy. Nelly. Pr'ythee, let go my apron, and do not pull me so. Doyle. But you won't hear me ! I tell you, wo- man, as simple as I stand here, I'm to be a Fellow of Dublin College. Nelly. You, a Fellow ! Never the sooner for an hasty word. Pray, keep your filthy hand away, or I'll cry out, so I will. Come, come, Sir, don't think you are with Peggy What-do-you-call-her. Doyle, But I'll tell you, Nelly, Nelly. Tell me no tellings ; keep down your fin- i 2 gers, CXXX 2SSAY ON THE BARLIER PART gers, and do not you tear my petticoats. I'm afraid *twas for what you did in the blankets, the Dean * made you stand in the white sheet. Doyle. Here, drawer, t'other porringer of brandy, and so to pay. That, and this quarter cob,, will put you into a little better humour. Come, let us now let us- Nelly. In verity, Mr. Doyle, you have the cunning- est way with you of pleasing a woman. You see how- loth I anrTto refuse a gentleman that's just on the point of preferment : but hold, there's somebody coming. Enter the Drawer. Drawer. This makes two and two-pence now, be- sides the nineteen and seven-pence before ; and my mistress bid me tell you, she can trust no longer. Doyle. Why so, you scoundrel ? Drawer. Because you put her off with mandrakes from the King. Doyle. Bid your mistress go hang herself: and look for her money, you whore's kitling. (Throws the wutton-pye at him). [Exit Drawer, maundering. Nelly. Why so sleepy, Mr. Doyle ? Doyle. Oh, this scowering and lying most plagues me. Here, Nelly, here's to you. Aw, aw, I am damn'd sleepy, e'gad, damn'd sleepy. (Drops asleep J. Nelly. Lie there for a drunken sot. The Colle- gians are like to have a sweet tool of thee for a Fel- low. But let me see what we have got in his pockets. Qut upon the scoundrel ! nothing but a pair of beads. two inches of tobacco, and one of pipe. [The scene closes. * Tobias Pullein, the great patron of Doyle, until the enormities vf the latter caused him to withdraw his protection. 6 . . And OP THE LIFE OP SWIFT. CXXX1 And here we leave him, and as he sleeps, take a view of his breeches ; which I would describe, but they have so many ends, I know not where to begin. He that would presume to mend them would run the risk of a tinker botching a kettle ; for, hydra-like, out of one hole would come three or four: You may compare them to Jason's ship ; they have not one jot of their primitive stuff left : or to Dr. Mer- cer s yarn stockings, that were darned into worsted. The lining had served a long apprenticeship for itself: and therefore away it crept to set up for itself at the paper-mill. They were most worn at the codpiece, and least at the pockets. The crow that borrowed feathers from her neighbours is the living emblem of these. Should every taylor's boy take his own cab- bage, Mr. Doyle would be an heathen philosopher. Doll Kitchen coming into his kennel before he rose, thought he had purloined her mop^ By their shreds of all nations, you would have thought they belong- ed to one of the Freemasons that built Babel : but by the multiplicity of white fleas, you would swear they had been campaigning with the Vacancy. Tis almost incredible so many cattle should thrive on so bare a pasture. Every night he dares venture them off, he's in danger of losing them. Once when he lay without them, they crept from the garret to the street-door ; and had bid him adieu for ever, but his landlady seized them by an habeas corpus, and brought them to him with a pair of tongs. I be- lieve, the ladies for once are tired of the breeches; and therefore, as Dean Glandee says, " This one word of comfort, and so have done." One morning, crawling their progress, they were devoured by a monkey, and the next day poor Pug died of Pym's disease. Quid CXXX11 ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART Quid obstat, Dii boni, quominus Dr. Bladen fiat Episcopus ? Why should not Nick Knight be Dean of St. Patrick's ? En hominem, qui sodalitium ambit \ (ut inquit Mr. Griffith) qui licet socius sit, nollem tamen ut socius esset meus. Et jam in mentem venit mihi, unde est quod nondum reddit socius ille erraticus ; ni fallor, causam assignat Barclaeus poeta hunc in modum : Urbs spatiosa, potens opibus, tectisque superba, O et presidium, deliciseque meae. Quicquid mortalis fingit solertia curae, Vel Natura suo parturit alma sinu; Haec tu sola dabis, &c. Anglice *. Let formal priests look grave and dull at home, To whom the worth of a licentious town Nor the gay blessings of a Court are known. Thither my wiser inclinations tend, Where I a chirping bottle with a friend May drink without controul, nor stand in fear Of every saucy ill-bred- censurer: Where I may strut along the Mall, look big In point cravat, and toss a flaxen wig ; Dress in a gaudy waistcoat, and may wear A sword, cock'd hat, gold fringe, and whatsoe'er The libertine town affords, to charm the fair. Miror quod his de causis Magister Patrickson non hue usque commoratus est Londini : sed Quantum quisque sua nummorum servat in area, Tantum habet et gaudii. ? This piece of poetry seems levelled at John Griffith, a Senior Fellow, then absent by a King's letter. Salve, OP THE LIFE OP SWIFT. CXXX11I Salve, Magister, gratulortibi reduci; sunt .qui affir- mant te pedestri itinere Londinurn versus ambulasse, quod mihi equidem vix credibile videtur ; perfacetus etenim Miles * se tibi socium praebuit, et jucundus comes est pro vehiculo (a good companion is as good as a coach). Enter Sir Michael Creagh, and another Alderman. Alderman. I have been man and boy in this town, let me see, some six and fifty years, and never knew the little penny so hard to be got as now. Sir Michael. Never despair, old boy. We have a brave young Prince *, and the world's our own. Alderman. Nay, I have not remembered salt but- ter so scarce a commodity, I know not the day when. Sir Michael. Hang sorrow. Boy, fill me a glass of wine ; more, more yet, fill it higher still. So here, Father Greybeard, here is a health to the family of the Creaghs. Alderman. I pledge you, if it be sack. But, now I think on't, Sir Michael, who was your father ? Sir Michael. My father was a worthy gentleman, inferior to none of his rank, upon my honour. Alderman; Adsheartlikens, you may be mistaken in that, I assure you. * I suppose the person here alluded to may have been Miles Sumner ; who originally received his education in Trinity College : after leaving it, he had a command in the army of the Parliament during the civil wars. He was made, by the then ruling powers, a Fellow of Trinity College, Dublin, in 1652. He died shortly before the delivering of this piece. See more of him in the Har- leian Miscellany. . -j- The Bon of James II. born 10 June, 1688. Sir CXXX1V ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART Sir Michael. Mistaken? No, Sir; he was a travel- ling merchant ; one that saw more towns than you have done chimneys. Alderman- But, under favour, Sir Michael, I have heard schollards say, he was a losopher ? Sir Michael. Ay, that may be too : he always took delight to carry books about with him. Alderman. But take me along with you : you re- prehend me not ; they say he carried books on his back. Sir Michael. I say, I say he was a North Country Merchant, as I told you before. Come, drink your wine, and let us be gone. [Exeunt. Now you'll ask, to what end I brought all these on the stage ; to which I answer, I brought them in by head and shoulders, and out by head and shoul- ders, for nothing at all, as Mr. Bayes did his beasts. Plurimis denuo salutatis et tot hominum ordinibus comiter exceptis, videor forsan reprehensione dignus quod Machaonas omnes (Anglice, theSimplers) riegli- genter praetermisi. Cur autem tristia horum fata et lacrymabilis nova metamorphosis non vos diutius latent, cum certiores facti eritis ingenuos hosce JEs- culapii filios in plantas transmigrasse ; injuria tamen non sum arguendus, quod schemate mortuos non ex- cepi, the sad causes of whose death are at large de- scribed in this HEROICK GF THE LIFE OF SWIFT. CXXX? HEROICK POEM. A worthy Sage dwelt at All-Hallows, That did defy all gaols and gallows : His punctual honesty was such, Some authors write, he had too much : And lo ! Actonio was his name, Actonio loudly sung by Fame ; A wight inferior to none For ponderosity of bum * ; And that took more pains to go, Than coarse Jephsonio would to plow i A mortal enemy to punning, Nor mightily inclined to running. He still with care did guard his heart From all the wounds of Cupid's dart; And yet was plump and soft confest, All but his petrified breast ; That still, alas, did stubborn prove To all the charming powers of love : In town or court, no beauteous dame E'er fann'd his passion to a flame ; For tho' he enjoy'd luxurious peace, Melting his hours in holy ease, He ne'er was vex'd by that unruly member. But liv'd as chaste as cold December : Tho' Cupids in his eyes did play, Yet in his heart Diana lay. Lively and sanguine was his face, Tho' phlegmatic the other place ; * In a Satyr written in 1682, upon the Members of the Col- lege, Acton is thus described : Next him sat Acton's belly, big as tun. Colour CXXXVI ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART Colour as good as ever struck, But other things belied his look. When drowsy Aurora rubb'd her eyes, And came down stealing from the skies, Whilst that Sol's nags at mangers tarry, Before the clerks say, Ave-Mary ; Actonio, with his learned friends, From soaking downy bed descends ; And with the charioteer's assistance, Heaving himself with all puissance, He waddles into coach marine, And jogs his way, a simpleing. And now they reach the inchanted shore, Where Circe, in the days of yore, By powerful herbs dispos'd of doom, And magick spells did charm the moon : Whilst tir'd here with the toils of day, Our hero picking scions lay : Rolling securely on the grass, Too nigh a fatal precipice, Adown # , adown, adown he drops, Twixt cruel unrelenting rocks. ^ Three times he made effort to rise, But thrice and thrice would not suffice : His weighty crupper kept him down, To seas and rocks to make his moan, Dumque -j- hie vicini maris auget murmura, dum liquido dolore tristissimum plorat fatum, et philoso- phorum adagiis se miserum solari conatur, ^Escula- * In " the Lady's Dressing-room," we haye an instance of Swift using this uncommon word, adown. f These lines strongly resemble the style of John Barclay : at the beginning of theARGEXis we find the words, '* sermonem occupavit," as in this Tripos, in Act I. we find " totum occupare sermonem." \ pius OP THE LIFE OF SWIFT. CXXXVli pius filii sui querelis mitem praebens aurem, etpatcrna commotus misericordia, heroem nostrum in umbili- cum Veneris transformavit. Socii nequicquam plorant amissum: Non illos Cereris, non illos cura quietis Abstrahere inde potest. x Seel iteratis clamoribus surdum feriunt littus : aegra terque quaterque pulsant pectora: alta voce ,deorum proclamant tyrannidem ; nee diutius insano luctui indulgent,- sed petlibus telluri afrlxis, pellib'us- que in cortices mutatis, nulli color qui fait ante, manet. Singulis novas subeunt formae ; et mini quadam, metamorphosi in plantas proinde, ut hie sequitur, transmutantur : Magister Downes in cupressum ; Magister Smith in pinguidinem (Anglice) fat-wort ; Magister Scroggs in hyacinthum ; Mr. Lloyd in quercum ; Magister Ashe into a red-headed poppy ; Sir Fitzsimons, who always dropt after, (as our town of Berwick upon Tweed) into a thistle, which still retains its primitive roughness ; Magister Sayers in Narcissum, de quo olim Buchananus sic : Nescio an inspexti Narcissi, Posthume, fontem ; Hoc scio, deliras, Posthume, amore tui. Ille tamen merito : nam quod malesanus amavit, Ante quidem id multis causa furoris erat. At tua non paulo est major vesania, qui te, Sed sine rivali, Posthume, solus amas. Sed dicat mihi quis, quod in tota hac corona, vel po- tius crowdo et presso, nondum vidi dominum Terrill : ni fallor, if he be not here, he's at home with his wife, CXXXV111 ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART wife, who, to gain entirely his affections, sent him this stratagemical epistle. The quondam widow, Sir Terrill's mistress, hear-r ing he had laid siege to the bookbinder's sister, and therefore fearing he should give her the willow, partly to be revenged of her rival, partly to secure him to herself, writes to him this epistle : Sir, I am informed you design to bind yourself to the stationer's sister : if so, take it from a friend, she's a gentlewoman in folio, and consequently will be very tedious to a young student. I was concerned to hear the crafty citizen intended to put into your hands the lumber of his shop : and therefore intreat you, if you have any kindness for yourself, to have nothing to do with that musty piece, whose worm- eaten cover may inform you, she has been cheapened above these twenty years ; and the reason she did not go off is, she was found so old and thumbed, that she was not fit to be perused: and of so little value, that none thought her worthy the press. Besides, Sir, she has lived some time in a learned house, where jt may be presumed, for good reasons, that some of the young scholars, for their curiosity, might ruffle her leaves. If what I've said cannot dissuade you, do but turn her over carefully ; and 'tis very probable you'll find she has been abused at least in the sheets, if not in the setting forth of a new edition blotted in the impression. Sir, your humble servant, Jane Banks. And OF THE LIFE OF SWIFT. CXXMX And now belike I have made a fair afternoon's work on't : I have not left myself one friend of the Mammon of Unrighteousness. If I go to the kitchen, the Steward will be my enemy as long as he breathes ; if to the cellar, the Butler will dash my ale with water; and the clerk of the buttery will score up my offences five-fold. If I betake myself to the library, Ridley's ghost will haunt me, for scandalizing him with the name of Freemason. If I fly to the Divines for succour, Dean Manby and Archdeacon Baynard will pervert me ; Dr. King will break my head, because I am a Priscian : and Dr. Foy is so full of spleen, he'll worry me. Mrs. Horncastle and Sir Maddison will talk with me. Mother Jenkinson won't furnish me with cale and bacon on Christmas- day, and Dr.Loftus will bite me. The Virtuosi will set their brains a-work, for gimcracks to pull my eyes out. The Freemasons will banish me their lodge, and bar me the happiness of kissing long Laurence. And the Astronomers won't allow me one good star, nor inform me when the sun will be totally eclipsed, that I may provide myself with candles. Mr. Loftus and Mr. Lloyd will nose me ; Mr. Allen will eat me without salt; Dr. Acton too, I fear, will fall on me. Nay, the very Provost will shake his head at me, and scower away from me : but that which makes my calamity most insupportable, and me weary of your company, is, that in all my tribulation, you do no- thing but laugh * at me; and therefore I take my leave. * From this passage it appears, that the author of this perform* ance had no malicious intentions towards the persons whom he cen- sured; but only wished to indulge a little pleasantly, which, he conceived, the usual practice on such occasions warranted. The Cxi ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART The Piece above given being most probably the earliest production of the pen of Swift, may perhaps (on that account principally) be deemed not alto- gether unworthy of the public notice ; and the more so, when we reflect that it is so interwoven with his academic conduct, that no faithful and accurate ac- count of the latter could be given without the intro- duction of the former. Besides ; we may suppose the hard treatment (as he would have it thought to be) which his friend had received for a licence allowed on such occasions, and sanctioned by the practice then generally prevailing in learned seminaries, to have had no small influence in producing that ill beha- viour which led to the fatal catastrophe of 30 No- vember, 1 688 : while, on the other hand, the suspicion (for that such was generally entertained, appears from the anecdote preserved by Richardson) that he was the real but secret author, may have probably dis- posed the then Heads of the University to have ex- erted a greater degree of severity, than they would have otherwise proceeded to. And therefore, viewing the subject in this light, we are led to consider the Tripos as connected with the other transactions of Swift, while in college. To this we ought also to add, that although the punishment he underwent on the day he completed his twenty-first year, may af- ford an ample solution of the question, why he en- tertained an animosity to that learned body, where he had the honour and the happiness to receive his early instructions; yet we are still to seek, what could have disposed a person of such high spirit to forgive that indignity to which he was obliged to submit. The injury done to his wounded pride could never OP THE LIFE OP SWIPT. cxli never have been pardoned, nor would he ever have deigned to visit those walls within which he had been so grievously insulted, had not a sense that his pu- nishment was not unmerited, and that he had justly provoked those whom he was bound to revere, caused his angry passions to subside, and inclined him to seek reconciliation. Nothing, I am' persuaded, could have impressed on his mind such sense and such conviction, if he had not been conscious that he was the real author of that piece, which had taken unwarrantable liberties with the characters of dif- ferent members of the Church and University. The practice of delivering compositions of this nature has long been abolished in the University of Dublin, a plain proof that on some occasion or other it had been greatly abused: in other Universities it has been attended with circumstances of equal, if not superior, intemperance. The same Miscellany which contains the Tripos of Jones, gives also a si- milar harangue pronounced in the Theatre of Oxford, 10 July, 1693, by theTerrae-filius, Mr. H. Aleworth, of Christ Church, which is replete with the grossest abuse and most indecent licentiousness. Not many years before the Tripos of Jones was pronounced, Mr. Shirley, a Terrae-filius, treated the famous Oxford antiquary, Mr. Anthony Wood, with the greatest scurrility, as we learn from the Lives of Leland, Wood, and Hearne * ; in which work is given an extract from Shirley's Speech, taken from the original in the Bodleian Library. The misinformation given to Richardson deserves to be corrected : and therefore it was the more ne- cessary for the attainment of this object, to state the * Vol. II, p. Q53. transaction Cxlii ESSATf ON THE EARLIER FART transaction in its true and proper light ; and thus to remove a charge so heavy as that the Heads of any learned Society could have descended to conduct so unworthy, as to put any of their members into a si* tuation exposed to peculiar difficulties; and this merely to furnish themselves with a pretext for expel- ling him. By correcting the two false assertions, first, that Swift ever was Terrae-filiiis ; 2dly, that he ever Was expelled, this aspersion appears to be totally destitute of foundation, and is completely re- moved. Nor was the information conveyed to Rich- ardson more faithful with respect to the substance of the Tripos itself: many of the persons whom it un- dertook to censure, were absent at the time it was delivered (a circumstance directly opposite to what took place in the case of the Oxford antiquary, who was present when abused by Shirley) ; and some had deserved almost every thing that could be said to their disadvantage ; and the author does not appear to have levelled any abuse against the Heads of the University, nor to have objected any thing immoral or vicious to those inferior Members whom his satyr lashes. Among those who had justly provoked his censure by the irregularity of their lives, the chief place seems due to Bernard Doyle, whose enormities were such, that they would not bear to be recited. Sensible of this, the College, in their petition to Lord Tyrconnel, stated, " that his actions were so shameful, that they could not venture to mention them in the same paper which bore the august name of his Majesty's Viceroy, and therefore prayed indul- gence to make them the subject of a particular paper." But, 'however erroneous we must grant the infor- mation OP THE LIFE OP SWIFT* CXliii mation transmitted to Richardscn by his friend to have been, it is impossible to deny that it renders us consi- derable service, by furnishing the clue that developes the true author of the Tripos, and by ascertaining the fact, that such suspicion had attached itself to Swift at that very time. That he was its real author, I have endeavoured to prove, by shewing that it con- veys his own ideas clothed in his own style and lan- guage, and expresses the passions of his mind on the same objects and in the same manner as we find to occur in other performances undoubtedly his. And I have also established the important fact, that a close intimacy subsisted for many years between him and its reputed author ; a person from whose pen we have no production whatever, between which and this we might institute any comparison. Yet all these arguments would possess little weight, did we want the testimony of Richardson : a testimony the more to be valued, because its author (Richard- son's informer) was entirely unacquainted both with the records of the college and the work itself, and therefore must have derived his knowledge solelv from one who was personally acquainted with the cir- cumstances attending the transaction at the time it happened. That he knew not the work, is evident from his misrepresentation of the substance and tenor of it: and that he was equally ignorant of what the college records could have supplied, abun- dantly appears from his confounding two very differ- ent events, the punishments of Jones and Swift : besides, these records were inaccessible to him ; and the different officers of the college themselves, in whose custody they were kept, were entirely unin- formed of their contents. vol. i. k . With CxliV ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART With respect to the person from whom Richard- son derived this information, I have not been able to discover any thing satisfactory. The words of Rich- ardson are very ambiguous, and point out two per- sons ; an eminent Divine and his son : but leave us m the dark as to which of them was the prelate, and which was chum to Swift for three years in college. Notwithstanding, however, the ambiguity of the passage, we may safely suppose that what was meant to be asserted was, that the information was origin- ally derived from a prelate who had been chum or chamber-fellow with Swift : for if we apply this dis- cription to the son, he then must have been nearly of the same age with Swift, and consequently in 1752, (the date of Richardson's letter,) must have been eighty-four years old : a circumstance highly improbable. It may be added too, that if the person who communicated this anecdote to Richardson had been Swift's contemporary, he could not have been so inaccurate in his statement. In Mr. Deane Swift *& Essay on the Life of his Relation, p.. 31, we learn that Mr. Wassendra Warren was his chamber-fellow ; but I can find no such name mentioned in any re- cord, as ever belonging to our college ; and suppose the person meant to have been Westenra Waring, who was admitted (according to the Senior Lecturer's book) on 16 June, 1692, and therefore could never have been Swift's chum. From the same book it appears that Mr. William Waring, of the county of Antrim, had two sons, both admitted as pensioners ;. the one William, on 11 June, 1681, the other Rich- ard, on 9 April, l684: and that on 3 July, 1684, Thomas Warren was admitted fellow-commoner. This last is the person who was censured with the 5 Swifts OP THE LIFE OP SWIFT. CXlv Swifts and their associates, on ] 6 March, 1 686-7. But Swift's chum, it is highly probable, was William Waring (or Waryng) above-mentioned ; because he was in Swift's class, (for though he was admitted on the 1 1th of June, his admission has a reference to the 8th of July, 1 68 1 , when the academical year of Swift's class commenced ;) and being described " of the county of Antrim," he was doubtless brother to Miss Jane Waryng, the lady to whom Swift paid his ad- dresses, and in his letters distinguished by the name of Varina. Her family, it is well known, lived near Belfast, in the county of Antrim *. I find myself, however, totally at a loss to reconcile this supposition with the anecdote of Richardson, so far as it relates to the station afterwards filled by such person in the church. After the preceding observations were committed to the press, I met with a passage in one of Swift's early poetical compositions, which appears to me fa- vourable to the idea of his being the author of the foregoing satirical piece. Among other Miscellanies of his, published originally at London, in Svo, in 1789, is an Epistle addressed by him to Congreve, in 1693, in which are the following lines -fi * In confirmation of the learned writer's supposition it should be observed, that a well-informed person, who appears to have had access to several of Swift's papers, in a manuscript note on Hawkesworth's Life of Swift, says, " His intimacy with this gen- tleman [erroneously here called Westenra Waryng] and his sister Miss Jane Waryng, continued several years afterwards [that is, after he left Trinity College,] as appears from his letters to them while he was at Moore Park." See vol. I. pp. 1 10. N. t See vol. XVI. p. 34. N. k 2 * My Cxlvi ESSAY ON THE EARLIER PART " My hate, whose lash just Heaven has long decreed, " Shall on a day make Sin and Folly bleed." Mr. Sheridan, struck with the thought contained in these lines, supposes them to prognosticate his future exertions against Sin and Folly : but I am much in- clined to think that they rather point to some- thing past, than prophecy any thing future. For I reason thus : These lines plainly imply a conscious- ness in Swift, of his own great powers to make Sin and Folly bleed. Now whence did he acquire this consciousness, or how came he to know that he possessed these powers ? The natural answer will be, Because he had made trial of them, and succeeded in lashing Vice in the person of Doyle, and Folly in that of Weaver : in short, because he had composed the Tripos, and was well acquainted with the effects which it produced. In another place in the same poem, he speaks of " the judgments of his pen;" words the more remarkable, because in 1693 he had not written any thing satirical, that we know of, unless the Tripos were his composition. OF THE LIFE OF SWIFT. CxK'ii * # * The Whimsical Mkdley, from which the foregoing Tripos, and the following poems, have been transcribed, is a MS. in three volumes, 4 to. in the library of Trinity College, Dub- lin. It is every where written by one and the same hand, except on one page, which contains an Address in verse " to Emilia, lia- roness of Newtown Butler," concluding thus : " Accept this offering from a friend that's true, " Since what I've writ, falls short' of what's your due. " Prom your Ladyship's most humble, most obedient, " most affectionate brother, " J. BUTLER." This poetical epistle has no date ; but, as it mentions the lady's son as then living, who died in 1721, (as she herself died in 17'22, and her husband, Theophilus, in 1723,) we cannot assign it a later date than 1720. In every other part the MS. appears, all throughout, written by one and the same hand, which is a different hand from the last mentioned ; and this hand-writing I suppose to be that of Theo- philus, first Lord Newtown Butler, and elder brother to Brinsley, first Viscount Lanesborough : a fact which is clearly established by the following circumstantial evidence : 1 . This book is already proved to have existed in the family during the time of 1 heophilus, as appears from the Address al- ready mentioned, which is in vol. i. p. 2".), and is inseparable from the book, so that the date of one is that also of the other : and, as the writer of that address, James Butler, did not write the rest of these volumes, it will be probable that they were written by Theophilus. v^~, 2. In the Appendix to vol. i. p. fjo, occurs a piece, called " A Preamble to my Patent ;" and this is the very preamble given by Lodge to the patent creating Theophilus Lord Newtown But- ler. Besides} in vol. ii p. 2+0, we have " An Elegy to my bro- ther, Robert Stopford, Esq. by an unknown hand :" and this also shews Theophilus to have been the writer of this MS. ; for Robert Stopford was his brother-in-law. 3. This exlviii essay on the earlier part, etc. 3. This nobleman was remarkable, as we learn from the Pre- amble to his Patent, for his attachment to the Protestant Succes- sion ) to William the Third, and the illustrious House of Bruns- wick. Now he has given us a piece, entitled, " the Tory's Advice to a Painter," in which the vilest slander is poured on William the Third. In the margin opposite to this calumny, the same hand that wrote the text, adds " It is false : the author a rebel, a vil- lain." ERRATA. Page cii. 1. 9 from the bottom, for Thewlcs, read Thewles. cxiii. 1. 15, for pinquis, r. pinguis. cxv. 1. ult. for notissmus, r. notissimus. cxviii. 1.18, for mixture, r. mixtum. cxxiv. 1. 17, for hilari, ori solito, r. hilariori solito. cxxvi. 1. ult. for solidissimis, r. olidissimis. cxxxii. 1. 6, for reddit, r. rediit. cxli. 1. 19, for gives, r. exhibits. cxlv. 1. 1, for 16th, r. 18th. In p. lxii. 1. 14 of the General Preface, (ante) for "a copy," r. "the original." PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT, FOR THE REASONS ANNEXED AT THE END OF EACH. [COMMUNICATED BY DR. BARRETT.} No. L An excellent new Song, being the intended Speech of a famous Orator against Peace *. An Orator Dismal, of Nottinghamshire, Who has forty years let out his conscience to hire, &c. (as in vol. XVI. p. 98.) -j~ * "We have retained in this place the title of the song, to pre- i ^rve the chain of the learned Communicator's notes j who was not aware that the Ballad itself is already incorporated in the Dean's Works ; where it was first placed by the present Editor in *779, from a printed copy preserved in the Lambeth Library by the attention of Archbishop Tenison, with several other of Swift's Grubs, in the original half-sheet form. Among these are, " Peace and Dunkirk j" " A Paraphrase on Horace, addressed to Richard Steele, Esq." " John Dennis's Invitation to Steele " " Toland's Invitation to Dismal ;" &c. &c. See vol. xvi. pp. 109, 111, l6\ 168. N. f This Piece is taken from " the Whimsical Medley," a Collec- tion of Poetry, in 3 vols. 4to. MS, of which an account is given in page cxlvii. By referring to Swift's Correspondence with Stella, No. 36, December 1st, 1711, and No. 37, December 15, 17U 5 (see also his Letter to Dr. Sterne, December 29, 17H j) it plainly appears that this is the Ballad which the Ministry em- ployed him to compose on the subject of a motion made in the House of Lords against Peace. Mr. Deaue Swift has, by error, given Cl PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. No. II. The Recorder s Speech to his Grace the Duke of Ormondy 4th July, J 7 1 ] . With a Parody upon it ; which is, perhaps, by Siuift. This City can omit no opportunity of expressing their hearty affection for her Majesty's person and government ; and their regard for your Grace, who has the honour of representing her in this kingdom. We retain, my Lord, a grateful remembrance of the mild and just administration of the Government of this Kingdom by your noble ancestors : and when we consider the share your Grace had in the happy Revolution in 1688, and the many good laws you have procured us since, particularly that for prevent- ing the farther growth of Popery, we are assured given in its place * the Invitation of Toland to Dismal." But this Invitation to Dismal is dated 2y January : which date evi- dently proves that it could not be the Ballad in question ; since it appears from Swift's own account, that the ballad was writ- ten on 6 December, 1711, and read the same evening to his friends. Besides, the Invitation contained nodiing that could hurt the feelings of the noble Earl, or excite such resentment as we know the Ballad did ; the matter of which was calculated to give very great offence, and was highly censurable. I am ignorant who the person was, who is here stiled Hoppy. In the same Collection may be found a piece, called " Advice to a young Lady, or a young Lady's New-year's Gift," being an Epi- thalamium on the Marriage of Old Hooper with Nanny Dismal. I suppose the person called Old Hooper may be the same with Hoppy. In Lady Acheson's Panegyric on Swift, and in Swift's Verses on his own Death, we find lines occurring, that are nearly the same with verses 41, 42, and 51, 52, of the above poem. 1 that PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. ell that that liberty and property, that happy Constitution in Church and State, to which we were restored by King William of glorious memory, will be inviolably preserved under your Grace's Administration. And we are persuaded that we cannot more effectually re- commend ourselves to your Grace's favour and pro- tection, than by assuring you that we will, to the utmost of our power, contribute to the honour and safety of her Majesty's Government, the mainten- ance of the succession in the illustrious House of Hanover, and that we shall at all times oppose the secret and open attempts of the Pretender, and all his abettors. The Recorders Speech explained by the Tories, An ancient Metropolis, famous of late For opposing the Church, and for nosing the State, For protecting sedition and rejecting order, Made the following speech by their mouth, the Re- corder : First, to tell you the name of this place of renown, Some still call it Dublin, but most Forster'a town. The Speech. May it please your Grace, We cannot omit this occasion to tell, That we love the Queen's person and Government well ; Then next, to your Grace we this compliment make, That our Worships regard you, but 'tis for her sake: Tho' our mouth be a Whig, and our head a Dissenter, Yet salute you we must, 'cause you represent her : Nor Clii PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. Nor can we forget, Sir, that some of your line Did with mildness and peace in this Government shine. But of all your exploits, we'll allow but one fact, That your Grace has procur'd us a Popery Act. By this you may see that the least of your actions Does conduce still the most to our satisfactions. And lastly, because in the year eighty-eight You did early appear in defence of our right, We give no other proof of your zeal to your Prince ; So we freely forget all your services since. It's then only we hope, that whilst you rule o'er us, You'll tread in the steps of King William the glorious, Whom we're always adoring, tho' hand over head, For we owe him allegiance, altho' he be dead ; Which shews that good zeal may be founded in spleen, Since a dead Prince we worship, to lessen the Queen, And as for her Majesty, we will defend her Against our hobgoblin, the Popish Pretender. Our valiant militia will stoutly stand by her, Against the sly Jack, and the sturdy High-flyer. She is safe when thus guarded, if Providence bless her, And Hanover's sure to be next her successor. Thus ended the speech, but what heart would not pity His Grace, almost chok'd with the breath of the City! No. PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. cliii No. III. Mr. William Crowe, Recorder of Blessington's Ad- dress to her Majesty, as copied from the London Gazette *. To the Queen's most Excellent Majesty. The humble Address of the Sovereign, Recorder, Burgesses, and Freemen, of the Borough of Bles- sington. May it please your Majesty, Though we stand almost last on the roll of Bo- roughs of this your Majesty's Kingdom of Ireland, and therefore, in good manners to our elder brothers, press but late among the joyful crowd about your royal throne : yet we beg leave to assure your Ma- jesty, that we come behind none in our good affec- tion to your sacred Person and Government ; inso- much that the late surprizing accounts from Ger- many have filled us with a joy not inferior to any of our fellow subjects. We heard with transport that the English warmed the field to that degree, that thirty squadrons, part of the vanquished enemy, were forced to fly to water, not able to stand their fire, and drank their last draught in the Danube, for the waste they had before * This is given, merely to shew that Crowe belonged to the High Church or Tory Party (which appears from that part of his speech which puts upon a footing of equality the exploits of Marl- borough, and the safe deliverance of Sir George Rooke from the French fleet) ; and consequently exposed himself to the censure of wift, who at that time was connected with the Whigs. committed cllV PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. committed on its injured banks, thereby putting an end to their Master's long-boasted victories : a glo- rious push indeed, and worthy a General of the Queen of England. And we are not a little pleased, to find several gentlemen in considerable posts of your Majesty's army, who drew their first breath in this country, sharing in the good fortune of those who so effectually put in execution the command of your gallant enterprizing General, whose twin-battles have, with his own title of Marlborough, given im- mortality to the otherwise perishing names of Schel- lenberg and Hogstete : actions that speak him born under stars as propitious to England as that he now wears, on both which he has so often reflected lustre, as to have now abundantly repaid the glory they once lent him. Nor can we but congratulate with a joy proportioned to the success of your Majesty's fleet, our last campaign at sea, since by it we observe the French obliged to steer their wonted course for security, to their ports ; and Gibraltar, the Spaniards' ancient defence, bravely stormed, possessed, and maintained by your Majesty's subjects. May the supplies for reducing the exorbitant power of France be such, as may soon turn your wreath's of laurel into branches of olive : that, after the toils of a just and honourable war, carried on by a. Con- federacy of which your Majesty is most truly, as of the Faith, styled Defender, we may live to enjoy under your Majesty's auspicious Government, the blessings of a profound and lasting peace ; a peace beyond the power of him to violate, who, but for his own unreasonable conveniency, destructive always of his neighbours, never yet kept any. And, to com- plete our happiness, may your Majesty again prove to PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. civ to your own family, what you have been so eminently to the true Church, a nursing mother. So wish, and so pray, may it please your Majesty, your Ma- jesty's most dutiful and loyal subjects, and devoted humble servants. This Address was presented 17 January, 1 704-5. Mr. William Crowe's Address to her Majesty, turned into Metre. From a town that consists of a church and a steeple, With three or four houses, and as many people, There went an Address in great form and good order, Composed, as 'tis said, by Will Crowe, their Re- corder. And thus it began to an excellent tune : Forgive us, good Madam, that we did not as soon As the rest of the cities, and towns of this Nation Wish your Majesty joy on this glorious occasion. Not that we're less hearty or loyal than others, But having a great many sisters and brothers, Our borough in riches and years far exceeding, We let them speak first, to show our good breeding. We have heard with much transport and great sa- tisfaction Of the vict'ry obtained in the late famous action, When the field was so warm'd, that it soon grew too hot For the French and Bavarians, who had all gone to pot, But that they thought best in great haste to retire, And leap into the water, for fear of the fire. But Chri PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. But says the good river, Ye fools, plague confound ye, Do ye think to swim thro' me, and that I'll not drown ye ? Who have ravish'd, and murder'd, and play'd such damn'd pranks, And trod down the grass on my much-injur'd banks? Then, swelling with anger and rage to the brink, He gave the poor Monsieur his last draught of drink. So it plainly appears they were very well bang'd, And that some may be drownd, who deserv'd to be hang'd. Great Marlbro' well push'd : 'twas well push'd indeed: Oh, how we adore you, because you succeed ! And now I may say it, I hope without blushing, That you have got twins, by your violent pushing ; Twin battles I mean, that will ne'er be forgotten, But live and be talk'd of, when we're dead and rotten. Let other nice Lords sculk at home from the wars, Prank 'd up and adorned with garters and stars, Which but twinkle like those in a cold frosty night ; While to yours you are adding such lustre and light, That if you proceed, I'm sure very soon 'Twill be brighter and larger than the sun or the moon : A blazing star, I foretell, 'twill prove to the raul, That portends of his empire the ruin and falk Now God bless your Majesty, and our Lord, Murrough,* And send him in safety and health to his burrongh. * Mvmaugh (or Morrough) Boyle, the first Viscount Blessingtou who died in April, J 7 * S. No. PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. clv No. IY. The Reverse (to Swift's Verses on Biddy Floyd) ; or Mrs. Cludd. Venus one day, as story goes, But for what reason no man knows, In sullen mood and grave deport, Trudg'd it away to Jove's high Court ; And there his Godship did entreat To look out for his best receipt : And make a monster strange and odd, Abhorr'd by man and every god. Jove ever kind to all the fair, Nor e'er refus'd a lady's prayer, Straight ope'd 'scrutore, and forth he took A neatly bound and well-gilt book; Sure sign that nothing enter'd there, But what was very choice and rare. Scarce had he turn'd a page or two, It might be more for aught I know ; But, be the matter more or less, 'Mong friends 'twill break no squares, I guess. Then, smiling, to the dame quoth he, Here's one will fit you to a T. But, as the writing doth prescribe, 'Tis fit the ingredients we provide. Away he went, and search'd the stews, And every street about the Mews : Diseases, impudence, and lies, Are found and brought him in a trice. From Hackney then he did provide, A clumsy air and aukward pride : From Clviii PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT* From lady's toilet next he brought Noise, scandal, and malicious thought. These Jove put in an old close-stool, And with them mix'd the vain, the fool. But now came on his greatest care, Of what he should his paste prepare ; For common clay or finer mould Was much too good, such stuff to hold. At last he wisely thought on mud ; So rais'd it up, and call'd it Cludd. With this, the lady well content, Low courtsey'd, and away she went.* * These last three Pieces are all taken from the Whimsical Med- ley; which contains many others that are unquestionably Swift's productions, and as such printed, although their Author's name is not there mentioned, no more than in the four numbers above given. I consider the last three as having Swift for their author ; 1st From their similitude to his style and sentiments. 2dly. Because they are merely of a local nature, and relate to transactions that would scarcely have interested any other person, and to individuals connected with himself only. Thus, he had the living of Dunlavin, which is in the vicinity of Blessington ; this would have led him to compose the Piece, No. III. ; and that he knew William Crowe, appears from his Account of Lord Wharton. He was a relation of die Duke of Ormond ; which, if every other ground were wanting, would have led Swift to compose the Parody, No. II. adly. From allusions in his Works. Thus, one of his poems on Vanbrugh, begins, When Mother Cludd rose up from play . Here he plainly alludes to No. IV. No. PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. ' clh No. V. A Conference between Sir II. P ces Chariot, and Mrs. D. S'td's Chair. CHARIOT. My pretty clear Cuz, tho' I've rov'd the town o'er, To dispatch in an hour some visits a score ; Tho', since first on {he wheels, I've been every day At the 'Change, at a raffling, at church, or a play ; And the fops of the town are pleas'd with the notion Of calling your slave the perpetual motion ; Tho' oft at your door I have whin'd [out] my love, As my Knight does grin his at your Lady above ; Yet ne'er before this, tho' I used all my care, I e'er was so happy to meet my dear Chair ; And since we're so near, like birds of a feather, Let's e'en^ as they say, set our horses together. CHAIR. By your aukward address* you're that thing which should carry, With one footman behind* our lover Sir Harry* By your language, I judge, you think me a wench ; He that makes love to me, must make it in French. Thou that's drawn by two beasts, and carry 'st a brute* Canst thou vainly e'er hope, I'll answer thy suit? Tho' sometimes you pretend to appear with ycur six* No regard to their colour, their sexes you mix : Then on the grand-paw you'd look very great, With your ne w- fashion 'd glasses, and nasty old seat. Thus a beau I have seen strutt with a coek'd hat, And newly rigg'd out, with a dirty cravat. vol. i. 1 - You clx PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. You may think that you make a figure most shining, But its plain that you have an old cloak for a lining. Are those double-gilt nails ? Where's the lustre of Kerry, To set off the Knight, and to finish the Jerry ? If you hope I'll be kind, you must tell me what's due In George's-lane for you, ere I'll buckle to. CHARIOT. Why, how now, Doll Diamond, you're very alert ; Is it your French breeding has made you so pert ? Because I was civil, here's a stir with a pox : Who is it that values your or your fox ? Sure 'tis to her honour, he ever should bed His bloody red hand, to her bloody red head. You're proud of your gilding; but, I tell you, each nail Is only [just] ting'd with a rub at her tail : And altho' it may pass for gold on each ninny, Sure we know a Bath shilling soon from a guinea. Nay, her foretop's a cheat; each morn she does black it, Yet, ere it be night, it's the same with her placket. I'll ne'er be run down any more with your cant ; Your velvet was wore before in a mant, On the back of her mother ; but now 'tis much dul- ler, The fire she carries hath changed its colour.* Those creatures that draw me you never would mind, If you'd but look on your own Pharaoh's lean kine : They're taken for spectres, they're so meagre and spare, Drawn To ease his patient, he prescribes his face! j Well may the wretch a Providence disown, Who thinks no wisdom brighter than his own : Long since he left Religion in the lurch, Who yet would raise the glories of the Church, I And stickles for its rights, who ne'er comes near j the porch. j Immortal Crab stands firmly to the truth, And with sage nod commands the listening youth ; In whom rank spleen has all its vigour shewn, And blended all its curses into one ; O'er-flowing gall has chang'd the crimson flood. And turn'd to vinegar the wretch's blood. Nightly on bended knees the musty put Still saints the spigot, and adores the butt ;' With fervent zeal the flowing liquor plies, But damns the moderate bottle for its size. His liquid vows cut swiftly thro' the air, When glorious red has whetted him to prayer ; Thrifty of time, and frugal of his ways, Tippling he rails, and as he rails he prays. In the sage list, great Mooncalf is enroll'd, Fam'd as the Delphic Oracle of old. Propitious PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. clxXVll Propitious Dulness, and a senseless joy, Shone at his birth, and blest the hopeful boy ; Who utters wonders without sense of pain, And scorns the crabbed labour of his brain. Fleeting as air, his words outstrip the wind, Whilst the sage tardy meaning lags behind. No saucy foresight dares his will controul, Or stop th' impetuous motion of his soul ; His soul, which struggles in her dark abode, Crush'd and o'erlay'd with the unwieldy load : Prevailing dullness did his sense betray, And cramp'd his reason, to extend his clay ; His wit contracted to a narrow span, A yard of ideot to an inch of man. Hail, mighty Dunce, thou largest of thy kind, How well thy mien is suited to thy mind ! What if the Lords and Commons can't agree, Thou dear, dull, happy thing, what is't to thee ? Sit down contented with thy present store, Heaven ne'er design'd thee to be wise and poor : Trust to thy fate ; whatever parties join, Thy want of wit obstructs thy want of coin. As when imperial Rome beheld her state Grown faint, and struggling with impending fate ; When barb'rous nations on her ruins trod, And no kind Jove appear'd her guardian god ; A sacred goose could all her fears disperse, And save the Mistress of the Universe : Of equal fame the great example be, Our Church's safety we expect from thee : In thee, great man, the saving brood remains, Of equal piety, and equal brains ; In this we differ but in point of name : Unlike the Romans we; but thou, our goose, the same, m 2 And clxXVlii PIECES ASSCRIBED TO SWIFT. And now with solemn grace the Council sat, And the third flask had rais'd a warm debate ; When Faction, entering, walk'd the giddy maze, Sworn foe and noted enemy to Peace ; And, taking Grimbeard's shape, she silence broke, And in shrill voice the eager Fury spoke : cf Be witness, Heaven, how much I'm pleas'd to find Such gallant friends, and of so brave a mind ; Souls fit to rule the world, and proudly sit The noblest sons of piety and wit. Uncommon vigour in your looks I spy, Resolv'd the utmost of your force to try ; Bravely to stickle for your Church's laws, And shed a generous influence on her cause. See, how with grief she hangs her pensive head, Whilst trickling tears upon her garments shed, Mourn all her lustre and her beauty fled : In hair dishevel'd, and with bosom bare, With melancholy sounds she fills the air. Would ye, my friends, the weighty business know, And learn the cruel reason of her woe ? The cause she has to grieve, the world believes, Is this hem hem why, 'tis enough, she grieves : What sons from tears their flinty souls can keep, And with dry eyes behold their mother weep ? Ah ! stop the deluge of her watery store, And let her taste those joys she felt before ! " When William (curse upon that hated name, For ever blotted and unknown to fame !) When William in imperial glory shone, And, to our grief, possess'd Britannia's throne : Mark with what malice he our Church debas'd, Her sons neglected, and her rites defac'd : To } PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. dxxix To canting zeal design'd her form a slave, And meant to ruin what he came to save. What tho' the world be fill'd with his alarms, And fainting Gallia trembled at his arms ; Yet still the doughty hero did no more Than Julius once, and Ammon did before. Is this the idol of the people's love, The poor mock-puppet of a ruling Jove ? Sorrel, we owe his hasty fate * to thee, Thou lucky horse ; oh ! may thy memory be Fragrant to all, as it is sweet to me ! Too far, I fear, the vile infection's spread, Since Anna courts the party which he led, And treads the hated footsteps of the dead. If so, what now can we expect to hear, But black effects of those damn'd ills we fear? Your fat endowments shall be torn away, And to Geneva zeal become an easy prey ; Cold element shall give your guts the gripes, And, ah ! no more you shall indulge in tripes. No Sunday pudding shall adorn the board, Or burn the chaps of its too eager lord : No gentle Abigail shall caudles make, Nor cook the jellies for the chaplain's back ; Long-winded schismaticks shall rule the roast, And Father Christmas mourn his revels lost. Rouze then, my friends, and all your forces join, And act with vigour in our great design. What though our danger is not really great, 'Tis brave to oppose a government we hate ; * King William, who was a foxhunter, fell from his horse, Sor- rel, in riding from Kensington to Hampton Court, and broke his collar-bone, Feb. 21, 1700-1 j he died on the 8th of March. N. Poison dxXX PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. Poison the nation with your jealous fears, And set the fools together by the ears : Whilst with malicious joy we calmly sit, And smile to see the triumphs of our wit : Sound well the College ; and with nicest skill Inflame the beardless boys, and bend them to your will. What though unmov'd her learned sons have stood, Nor sacrific'd to spleen their country's good ; Yet search the tree, and sure there may be found Some branches tainted., though the trunk be sound : Shew them the lure which never fails to hit ; Approve their briskness, and admire their wit. Youth against flattery has no defence, Fools still are cheated with the bait of sense ; Glean e'en the schools from lechery and birch, And teach the youngsters to defend the Church. "Tis fools we want, and of the largest size ; 'Twould spoil our cause to practise on the wise ; The wise are eagles of the sharpest ken, And calmly weigh the merits and the men ; Pierce thro' the cobweb veil of erring sense, And know the truth of zeal from the pretence : Whilst fools, like game-cocks, are the slaves of show, And never ask a cause, but fly upon the foe : Chance only guides them wandering in the night, When in an age they stumble on the right : God never gave a fool the gift of sight." He said : with joy the pleas'd assembly rose ; *' Well mov'd," they cried ; and murmur'd their ap- plause ; When, lo, before the Board, confess'd in sight, Stept forth a heavenly guest, serenely bright ; No } PIECES ASCBIBED TO SWIFT. clxXXl No mortal beauty could with her's compare, Or poet's fancy form a maid so fair ; Around her head immortal glories shine, And her mild air confess'd the nymph divine ; Whilst thus she spake : " Ask not, my frighted sons, from whence I came* But mark me well ; Religion is my name ; An angel once, but now a fury grown, Too often talk'd of, but too little known : Is it for me, my sons, that ye engage, And spend the fury of your idle rage ? 'Tis false ; unmanly spleen your bosoms warms, And a pretended zeal your fancy charms. Where have I taught you, in the sacred page, To construe moderation into rage ; To affront the power from whence your safety springs, And poorly blast the memory of kings ? Branded with infamy, ye shun the light, But court, like birds obscene, the covert of the night. Is then unlawful riot fit to be The great supporter of my Church and me ? Think ye, weak men, she's of her foes afraid, Or wants the assistance of your feeble aid ? When round her throne seraphic warriors stand, And form upon her side a heavenly band : When, fixt as fate, her deep foundation lies, And spreads where-e'er my Anna's glory flies. Think on th' intended ruins of the day, When to proud Rome ye were design'd a prey : With wonder read those fatal times again, And call to mind the melancholy scene ; When down its rapid stream the torrent bore Your country's laws, and safety was no more ; Torn dxxxii PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. Torn from your altars, ye were forc'd to roam In needy exile from your native home. 'Twas then, my sons, your mighty William rose, And bravely fell like light'ning on your foes : With royal pity he deplor'd your fate, And stood the Atlas of your sinking state. When sacrifice on idol altars slain Polluted all the isle, and dy'd the plain ; Rome's mob of saints did all your temples fill, And consecrated groves crown'd every hill : Twas then, Josiah-like, that he defac'd Their Pagan rites, and laid their altars waste ; Prove out their idols from their lov'd abodes, And pounded into dust their molten gods : Israel's true Lord was to his rule restor'd, Again his name was heard, and was again ador'd. " Wond'ring, ye saw your great Deliverer come, But, while he vvarr'd abroad, ye rail'd at home ; Dreadfully gay in arms, but scorn'd in peace, The useless buckler of inglorious ease : O poor and short-liv'd glory and renown ! O false unenvied pleasures of a crown ! So soon are all thy shining honours fled, Traduc'd while living, and defam'd when dead. Strange fate of heroes, who like comets blaze, And with a sudden light the world amaze : But when with fading beams they quit the skies, No more to shine the wonder of our eyes ; Their glories spent, and all their fiery store, We scorn the omens which we fear'd before ! " My Royal Anne, whom every virtue crowns, Feels your ill-govern'd rage, nor 'scapes your frowns ; Your want of duty ye supply with spight, Traduce her councils, and her heroes slight ; Lampoon PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. clxxxiii Lampoon the mildness of her easy sway, And sicken at the light of her superior day ; Poison her sweets of life with groundless fears, And fill her royal breast with anxious cares. What ! such a Queen, where Art and Nature join To hit the copy of a form divine : Unerring Wisdom purg'd the dross away, And form'd your Anna of a nobler clay ; Breathing a soul, in which in glory shone Goodness innate, and virtue like its own : She knows how far engaging sweetness charms, And conquers more by mildness than by arms ; Like Sampson's riddle in the sacred song, A springing sweet still flowing from the strong ; Like hasty sparks her slow resentment dies, Her rigour lagging, but her mercy flies. Hail, pious Princess ! mightiest of thy name, Though last begotten, yet the first in fame : Those glorious heroines we in story see, Were but the fainter types of greater thee : Let others take a lustre from the throne ; You shine with brighter glories of your own, Add worth to worth, and dignify a Crown. Oft have I mark'd, with what a studious care My words you ponder, and my laws revere : To thee, great Queen, what elogies are due, Who both protect the flock, and feed the shepherds too ! * For which I still preside o'er thy alarms, And add a shining lustre to thy arms : I form'd the battle, and I gave the word, And rode with conquest on thy Ormond's sword ; * Alluding to her grants to the Clergy. N. When } ,1 clxXXlV PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. When Anjou's fleet yielded its Indian store, And at thy sacred feet depos'd the silver ore ; I sent the goddess, when Victoria came, And rais'd thy Churchill to immortal fame, And Hochstet's bloody field advanc'd the hero's name. Nor shall thy glories or thy triumphs cease, But thy rough wars shall soften into peace. Charles * shall from thee his diadem receive, And shining pomp which you alone can give ; The Gallic Lion, list'ning at his shore, Shall fear to tempt the British dangers more, But sculk in desarts where he used to roar : Admiring worlds before thy throne shall stand, And willing nations bend to thy command. " For you, ye inveterate enemies to peace, Whom Kings can ne'er oblige, nor Heaven can please ; Who blindly zealous into faction run, And make those dangers you'd be thought to shun ; For shame, the transports of your rage give o'er, And let your civil feuds be heard no more : To the wise conduct of my Anna trust ; JCnow your own good, and to yourselves be just: And, when with grief you see your brother stray, Or in a night of error lose his way, Direct his wandering, and restore the day. To guide his steps, afford your kindest aid, And gently pity whom ye can't persuade ; Leave to avenging Heaven his stubborn will, For, O, remember, he's your brother still : * The Archduke Charles. N. Let PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIPT. clxXXY Let healing mercy through your actions shine, And let your lives confess your cause divine." Frowning, the Goddess spoke, and strait withdrew. Scattering ambrosial odours as she Hew ; Her trembling sons, immoderately scar'd, Fled from th' uneasy truths which suddenly they heard. No. II. The famous Speech-maker of Engla?id, or Baron (alias Barren) Lovel's Charge * at the Assizes at Exon, April 5, 1710. Risum teneatis } From London to Exon, By special direction, Came down the world's wonder,. Sir Salathiel Blunder, With a quoif on his head As heavy as lead ; And thus open'd and said : j Gentlemen of the Grand Inquest, Her Majesty, mark it, Appointed this circuit For me and my brother, Before any other ; To execute laws, As you may suppose, * See the original charge in the Examiner* 1745, No. I. p. 55. Sir Salathiel Lovel died May 3, 1 7 1 7- N. Upon I dxXXvi PIECES ASCKIBED TO SWIFT, Upon such as offenders have been : So then, not to scatter More words on the matter, We're beginning just now to begin. But hold first and foremost I must enter a clause, As touching and concerning our excellent laws ; Which, here I aver, Are better by far Than them all put together abroad and beyond sea: , For I ne'er read the like, nor e'er shall, I fancy. The laws of our land Don't abet, but withstand, Inquisition and thrall, And whate'er may gall, And fire withal ; And sword that devours Wherever it scowers : They preserve liberty and property, for which men pull and hale so, And they are made for the support of good govern- ment also. Her Majesty, knowing The best way of going To work for the weal of the nation, Builds on that rock, Which all storms will mock, Since Religion is made the foundation. And, I tell you to boot, she Resolves resolutely, No promotion to give To the best man alive, In Church or in State, (I'm an instance of that,) * But PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. clxXXvil But only to such of a good reputation For temper, morality, and moderation. Fire ! fire ! a wild-fire, ^ *) tt sjf -** Which greatly disturbs the Queen's peace, Lies running about ; And if you don't put it out, (That's positive) will increase : And any may spy, With half of an eve, That it comes from our Priests and Papistical fry. Ye have one of these fellows, With fiery bellows, Come hither to blow and to puff here ; Who having been toss'd From pillar to post, At last vents his rascally stuff here : Which to such as are honest must sound very oddly, When they ought to preach nothing but what's very godly; As here from this place we charge you to do, As ye'll answer to man, besides ye know who. Ye have a Diocesan, * But I don't know the man ; They tell me, however, The man's a good liver, And fiery never ! Now, ye under-pullers, That wear such black colours, ! f A line seems to be wanting here. N. * Dr. Offspring Blackall. He was made Bishop of Exeter in 1707, and died in 17 16. He published a volume of Sermons in Svo, 1707 i re-printed with his other works, in 2 vols, folio, 1723. N. How Clxxxviii PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT, How well would it look, If his measures ye took, Thus for head and for rump Together to jump ; For there's none deserve places, "1 I speak't to their faces, But men of such graces, And I hope he will never prefer any asses : Especially when I'm so confident on't, For reasons of state, that her Majesty won't. Know, I myself I Was present and by, At the great trial, where there was a great company, Of a turbulent Preacher, who, cursedly hot, 1 Turn'd the fifth of November, even the gun-powder ! plot, Into impudent railing, and the devil knows what : J Exclaiming like fury it was at Paul's, London How Church was in danger, and like to be undone, And so gave the lie to gracious Queen Anne ; And, which is far worse, to our Parliament-men : And then printed a book, Into which men did look : True, he made a good text ; But what follow'd next Was nought but a dunghill of sordid abuses, Instead of sound doctrine, with proofs to't, and uses. , It was high time of day That such inflamma- tion should be extinguish'd without more delay : But there was no engine could possibly do't, Till the Commons play'd theirs, and so quite put it out. So the man was tried for't, Before highest court : Now } FIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. clxXXlX. Now its plain to be seen, It's his principles I mean, Where they suffer'd this noisy and his lawyers to bellow : Which over, the blade A poor punishment had For that racket he made. By which ye may know They thought as I do, That he is but at best an inconsiderable fellow. Upon this I find here, ,And every where, That the country rides rusty, and is all out of geer : And for what ? May I not In opinion vary, And think the contrary, But it must create Unfriendly debate, And disunion straight ; When no reason in nature -\ Can be given of the matter, f Any more than for shapes or for different f stature ? J If you love your dear selves, your Religion, or Queen, Ye ought in good manners to be peaceable men : For nothing disgusts her Like making a bluster ; And your making this riot, Is what she could cry at, Since all her concern's for our welfare and quiet. I would ask any man Of them all that maintain 6 Their ..} } t. J CXC PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. Their Passive Obedience With such mighty vehemence, That damn'd doctrine, I trow ! What he means by it, ho', To trump it up now ? Or to tell me, in short, What need there is fort ? Ye may say, I am hot ; I say I am not ; Only warm, as the subject on which I am got There are those alive yet, If they do not forget, May remember what mischiefs it did Church and State ; Or at least must have heard The deplorable calamities It drew upon families, About sixty years ago, and upward. And now, do ye see, Whoever they be, That make such an oration In our Protestant nation, As though Church was all on a fire, With whatever cloak They may cover their talk, And wheedle the folk, That the oaths they have took, As our Governors, strictly require ; I say they are men (and I'm a Judge, ye all know,) That would our most excellent laws overthrow ; For the greater part of \hem to church never go Or, what's much the same, it by very great chance is, If e'er they partake of her wise ordinances. Their 0W,)| go; J Pieces ascribed to swift. oxci i ( ands, I as- ( J, :h } Their aim \s, no doubt, Were they made to speak out, To pluck down the Queen, that they make all this rout ; And to set up, moreover, A bastardly brother ; Or at least to prevent the House of Hanover. Ye Gentlemen of the Jury, What means all this fury, Of which I'm inform'd by good hands sure ye ; This insulting of persons by blows and rude speeches, And breaking of windows, which, you knoW, maketh breaches ? Ye ought to resent it, And in duty present it, For the law is against it : Not only the actors engag'd in this job, But those that encourage and set on the mob : The mob, a paw word, and which I ne'er mention, But must in this place, for the sake of distinction. I hear that some bailiffs and some justices Have strove what they could, all this rage to suppress; And I hope many more Will exert the like power, Since none will, depend on't, Get a jot of preferment, But men of this kidney, as I told you before. I'll tell you a story : Once upon a time Some hot-headed fellows must needs take a whim, And so were so weak \ ('Twas a mighty mistake) To pull down and abuse Bawdy-houses and stews ; vol. i. n Who, CXC11 PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. Who, tried by the laws of the realm for high-treason, Were hang'd, drawn, and quarter'd, for that very reason . il When the time came about For us all to set out, We went to take leave of the Queen ; Where were great men of worth, Great heads, and so forth, he greatest that ever were seen : And she gave us a large i 1 And particular charge; Good part on't indeed Is quite out of my head ; But I remember she said, We should recommend peace and good neighbour- bourhood, where- soever * we came ; and so I do here ; bnA For that every one, not only men and their wives, Should do all that they can to lead peaceable lives ; And told us withal, that she fully expected A special account how ye all stood affected ; When we've been at St. James's, you'll hear of the matter. Again then I charge ye, Ye men of the Clergy, That ye follow the track all Of your own Bishop Blackall, And preach, as ye should, What's savoury and good ; And together all cling, As it were in a string ; * This is perfectly Swiftian j and indeed the whole of this parody is strongly marked with the spirit of the Dean-j and tends te confirm the authenticity of the preceding parodies. N. . Not PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. CXtiU Not falling out, quarrelling one with another, Now we're treating with Monsieur, that son of his mother. Then proceeded on the common matters of the Law ; and concluded, Once more, ana no more, since few words are best, I charge you all present, by way of request, If ye honour, as I do, ft Our dear Royal Widow; Or have any compassion For Church or the Nation ; And would live a long while In continual smile, And eat roast and boil, And not be forgotten, When ye are dead and rotten ;. That ye would be quiet and peaceably dwell, And never fall out, but p s all in a quill. %* This Parody was inserted, by trie present Editor, in the Supplement to Swift's Works, 1779. N. } H 2 CXC1V PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWlfT. OVIDIANA, COMMUNICATED BY DR. BARRETT. No. I. A Poem, occasioned by the Hangings in the Castle of Dublin, in which the Story of Phaeton is ex- pressed. NOT asking or expecting ought, One day I went to view the Court, Unbent and free from care or thought, Tho' thither fears and hopes resort. A piece of tapestry took my eye, The faded colours spoke it old ; But wrought with curious imagery, The figures lively seem'd and bold. Here you might see the youth prevail, (In vain are eloquence and wit,) The boy persists, Apollo's frail ; Wisdom to Nature does submit. There mounts the eager charioteer, Soon from his seat he's downward hurl'd ; 'Here Jove in anger doth appear, There all, beneath, the flaming world. 1 What PIECES ASCBIBED TO SWIFT. CXCT What does this idle fiction mean ? Is Truth at Court in such disgrace, It may not on the walls be seen, Nor e'en in picture show its face ? No, no, 'tis not a senseless tale, By sweet-tongu'd Ovid dress'd so fine ; It does important truths conceal, And here was plac'd by wise design. A lesson deep with learning fraught, Worthy the cabinet of Kings ; Fit subject of their constant thought, In matchless verse the Poet sings. Well should he weigh, who does aspire To empire, whether truly great, His head, his heart, his hand conspire, To make him equal to that seat. If only fond desire of sway, By avarice or ambition fed, Make him affect to guide the day, Alas, what strange confusion's bred If, either void of princely care, Remiss he holds the slacken'd rein : If rising heats or mad career, Unskill'd, he knows not to restrain Or if, perhaps, he gives a loose, In wanton pride to show his skill. How easily he can reduce And curb the people's rage at wiU ? In CXCVl PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT, In wild uproar they hurry on ; The great, the good, the just, the wise, (Law and Religion overthrown,) Are first mark'd out for sacrifice. When, to a height their fury grown, Finding too late he can't retire, He proves the real Phaeton, And truly sets the world on fire. No. II. The Story of Orpheus, burlesqued. Orpheus, a one-ey'd blearing Thracian., The Crowder of that barb'rous nation. Was ballad- singer by vocation ; Who up and down the country strolling, And with his strains the mob cajoling, Charm'd 'em as much as each man knows Our modern farces do our beaux : To hear whose voice they left their houses, Their food, their handicrafts, and spouses ; Whilst, by the mercury of his song, He threw the staring, gaping throng (A thing deserving admiration,) Into a copious salivation. From hence came all those monstrous stories,. That to his lays wild beasts danc'd borees ; That after him, where'er he rambled, The lion ramp'd, and the bear gambol'd. And rocks and caves (their houses) ambled For sure, the monster Mob includes AH beasts, stones, stocks, in solitudes. He. i \ ed: 3 Jl JJLICIO, ay, 1 say, V 3 PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. CXCtti He had a spouse, yclep'd Eurydicc, As tight a last as e'er your eye did see ; Who being caress'd one day by Morpheus, In absence of her husband, Orpheus, As in the god's embrace she lay, Died, not by metaphor they say, But the ungrateful literal way For a Modern's * pleas'd to say by't, From sleep to death there's but a way-bit. -\- Orpheus at first, to appearance grieving, For one he had oft wish'd damn'd, while living, That he may play her, her farewell, Resolv'd to take a turn to hell : (For spouse he guess'd was gone to the devil) There was a husband damnably civil. Playing a merry strain that day, Upon th' Infernal King's highway, He caper'd on, as who should say, Since spouse has pass'd the Stygian ferry, Since spouse is damn'd, I will be merry : And wights who travel that way daily, Jog on by his example gaily. Thus scraping, he to hell advanc'd ; When he came there, the Devil danc'd ; All hell was with the frolic taken : And with a huge huzza was shaken. All hell broke loose, and they who were One moment past plung'd in despair, Sung, Hang, sorrow, cast away care. But Pluto, with a spiteful prank, Ungrateful devil, did Orpheus thank, * Tasso. f The author has written f, way-bit" instead of (< aw-bit," the northern phrase, signifying a small space, for the sake of the rhyme. J. Orpheus, } CX.CV1U PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT; Orpheus, said he, I like thy strain So well, that here's thy wife again : But on those terms receive the blessing, 'Till thou'rt on earth, forbear possessing. He who has play'd like thee in hell, Might e'en do t'other thing as well ; And shades of our eternal night Were not design 'd for such delight : Therefore, if such in hell thou usest, Thy spouse immediately thou losest. Quoth Orpheus, I am manacled, I see : You and your gift be damn'd, thought he; And shall be, if my skill don't fail me, And if the devil does not ail me. Now Orpheus saw importance free, By which once more a slave was he. The damn'd chang'd presently their notes, And stretch'd with hideous howl their throats ; And two and two together link'd, Their chains with horrid music clink'd; And in the concert, yell and fetlock Express'd the harmony of wedlock. He, by command, then lugg'd his dowdy To Acheron, with many a how-d'ye ; But, as the boat was tqw'rd them steering, The rogue with wicked ogle leering, Darted at her fiery glances, Which kindled in her furious fancies. Her heart did thick as any drum beat, Alarming Amazon to combat. He soon perceives it, and too wise is Not to lay hold on such a crisis : His moiety on the bank he threw, Whilst thousand devils look'd askew. Thus y *1ECE8 ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. CXC1X Thus spouse, who knew what long repentance Was to ensue by Pluto's sentence, Could not forbear her recreation One poor half day, to avoid damnation- Her from his arms the Furies wrung, And into hell again they flung. He singing thus, repass'd the ferry, (f Since spouse is damn'd, I will be merry/' No. in. Action ; or the Original of Horn Fair, Some time about the month of July, Or else our antient authors do lye, Diana, whom poetic noddies Would have us think to be some goddess, (Tho', in plain truth, a witch she was, Who sold grey pease at Ratcliff-cross) Went to the upsetting of a neighbour, Having before been at her labour. The gossips had of punch a bowl full, Which made them all sing, O be joyful ! A folly took them in the noddle, Their over-heated bums to coddle : So they at Limehouse took a sculler, And cramm'd it so, no egg was fuller. With tide of ebb, they got to Eriff^ Where Punchinello once was sheriff. Our jovial crew then made a halt, To drink some Nantz, at what d'ye call't. And CC PIECES ASCRIBfiD TO SWIFT. And thence, if any car*d a fart for't, Went to a stream that comes from Dartford ; Where all unrigg'd, in good decorum, As naked as their mothers bore them ; And soon their tattling did outdo An Irish howl or hubbubboo. " O ^a," cries one, to joke the aptest, " Methinks I'm grown an Anabaptist. " If to be dipp'd, to Grace prefers, *' I'm grac'd and sous'd o'er head and ears." Whilst thus she talk'd, all en a sudden, They grew as mute as hasty-pudding : Daunted at th' unexpected sounds Of hollaing men and yelping hounds, Who soon came up, and stood at bay At those who wish'd themselves away. But, to increase their sad disaster, After the curs appear'd their master ; Actaeon nam'd, a country gent, Who hard by somewhere liv'd in Kent ; And hunting lov'd more than his victuals, And cry of hounds, 'bove sound of fiddles. He saw his dogs neglect their sport, Having sprung game of better sort ; Which put him in a fit of laughter, Not dreaming what was coming after. Bless me ! how the young lecher star'd ! How pleasingly the spark was scar'd ! With hidden charms his eyes he fed, And to our females thus he said : " Hey, jingo ! what the de'el's the matter j Do mermaids swim in Dartford water ? The poets tell us, they have skill in That sweet melodious art of singing : - i U PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFT. wCCI If to that tribe you do belong, Faith, ladies, come, let's have a song. What, silent ! ne'er a word to spare me ? Nay, frown not, for you cannot scare me. Ha, now I see you are mere females, Made to delight and pleasure us males. Faith, ladies, do not think me lavish. If five or six of you I ravish. I'gad, I must." This did so frighten The gossips, they seem'd thunder-smitten. At last Diana takes upon her To vindicate their injured honour; And by some necromantic spells, Strong charms, witchcraft, or something else, In twinkling of the shell of oyster, Transmogrified the rampant royster Into a thing some call a no^man, Unfit to love or please a woman. The poets, who love to deceive you, (For, once believe them, who'd believe you?) Say that, to quench his lecherous fire, Into a stag she chang'd the squire ; Which made him fly o'er hedges skipping, 'Till his own hounds had spoil'd his tripping. But I, who am less given to lying, Than jolly rakes to think of dying, Do truly tell you here between us, She only spoil'd the spark for Venus; Which soon his blood did so. much alter, He car'd for love less than for halter : No more the sight of naked beauty Could prompt his vigour to its duty : And in this-case, you may believe, He hardly stay'd to take his leave. He CCU PIECES ASCRIBED TO 8WHTT, He had a wife, and she, poor woman, Soon found in him something uncommon. In vain she striv'd, young, fair, and plump, To rouse to joy the senseless lump. She from a drone, alas ! sought honey, And from an empty pocket money. Thus us'd, she for her ease contrives That sweet revenge of slighted wives ; And soon of horns a pair most florid Were by her grafted on his forehead ; At sight of which his shame and anger Made him first curse, then soundly bang her. And then his rage, which over-power'd him, Made poets say, his dogs devour'd him. At Cuckold's Point he died with sadness ; (Few in his case now shew such madness ;) Whilst gossips, pleas'd at his sad case, Straight fix'd his horns just on the place, Lest the memory on't should be forgotten, When they, poor souls, were dead and rotten ; And then from Queen Dick got a patent, On Charlton Green to set up a tent ; Where once a year, with friends from Wapping, They tell how they were taken napping. The following age improved the matter, And made two dishes of a platter. The tent where they used to repair, Is now become a jolly fair ; Where ev'ry eighteenth of October, Comes citizen demure and sober, With basket, shovel, pickaxe, stalking 3 To make a way for's wife to walk in : Where having laid out single money, In buying horns for dearest honey, O'er PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFA CC1U O'er furmity, pork, pig, and ale, They cheer their souls, and tell this tale. * # * Of these three Pieces I know not the author or authors. But from Swift's haying a place which obliged him to an attendance at Dublin Castle, about 1701, and from his having written his first political pamphlet, on the Contests in Athens and Rome, about that time, which pamphlet seems to convey opinions not unlike those expressed in the first of these poems, I have been led to sup- post, that he perhaps was the author. To me, the writer appears to have designed the four impeached Lords, Orford, Halifax, Port- land, and Somers, under the names of '* The great, the good, the just, the wise,'* in one of the lines of this poem . Towards the conclusion of No. Ill: we find a line not unlike ene in the Parody on Mr. William Crow's Speech : and in No. II. the rhymes, of " Eurydice" and " as you e'er did see," seem not unlike Swift's rhymes in some of his undoubted pieces. No. CC1V PIECES ASCRIBED TO SWIFTV No. IV. ! I have extracted from the Lanesborough MS. the following Notes for the poem, entitled " The Swan Tripe Club," which is printed in p. clxix : Famed Place Lucas's Coffee-house. Modern Dome Swan Tavern. Borachio Dr. Higgins. Magpye Archdeacon Perceval. Nutbrain Mr. Nutley. Sooterkin Dr. Worth. Moon-calf Archdeacon Neile. From pamphlets in the College Library, marked P. l6. 2. and 15. 24. I learn, that the persons are these : Borachio Parson Higgins. Magpye Parson Perceval. Firedrake Lawyer Echlin. Grimbeard Mr. (or Captain) Locke. Nutbrain Lawyer Nutley. Sooterkin Dr. Worth, a physician. Moon-calf Reverend Mr. Radclifre. Crab Mr. Hedg Young, or Mr. Hogg Young, the late Lord Chancellor Porter's [purse] bearer. The JIECES ASCRIBE TO SWIFT* CCV The Lanesborough MS. assigns the following dates to these compositions of Swift : 1. Ballad to Lady B. B [Betty Berkeley.] Once on a time as old stories . -Aug. 1702. 2. Sid Hamet's Rod. 3. Vanbrugh's House. In times of old, &c 4. Salamander 1 705 5. History, of Vanbrugh's House. When") Mother Cludd M70S 6. Elegy on Partridge t J 7- Description of the Morning. April 1709. >1703 ( In a pamphlet in my possession, printed at London, in 17 10, is given Swift's Poem on Baucis and Philemon*: which is entitled, " A Poem on the ever-lamented loss of the two Yew Trees, in the Parish of Chilthorne, near the County Town of Somerset." Agreeably to this, it has some variations from the copy printed in Swift's Works ; which I shall briefly state. It reads, Disguis'd in habits poor and rent, To a small village in Somerset went. Instead of, " Old Goodman Dobson," &c. it reads, Honest old Goodman Haine of hill, Says, methinks I should see them still. And the last line of the poem is this : So the same parson stubb'd and burnt it. ; * See vol. xvi. ed. J 808, p. 74. N. No. CVI HECES ASCRIBED TO SWIET> VT Tf No. V. From the Lanesborough MS. A SATYB. No wonder storms more dreadful are by far, Than all the losses of a twelve years' war. No wonder Prelates do the Church betray ; Old Statesmen vote and act a different way. No wonder magic arts surround the throne : Old Mother Jennings in her Grace is known. Old England's Genius, rouse ; her charms dispell ; Burn but the witch, and all things will do well.* * The name of the author of the above is not mentioned in th M6. . THE THE LIFE OP DOCTOR SWIFT. WRITTEN By THOMAS SHERIDAN, Esq, 1784, V VOL. I. B (3) DETUR DIGNISSIMO. X here present the world with the Life of Dr. Swift, a man, whose original genius, and uncommon talents, have raised him, in the general estimation, above all the writers of the age. But from causes to be here- after explained, his character as a man has hitherto been very problematical; nor shall I find it easy, notwithstanding the most convincing proofs, to persuade mankind, that one who flourished in the beginning of this century, in times of great cor- ruption, should afford in himself a pattern of such perfect virtue, as was rarely to be found in the annals of the ancient republick of Rome, when virtue was the mode. Yet if it can be shown that even at this day, when corruption seems to have arrived at its utmost pitch, when prostitution is openly avowed, and publick spirit turned into a jest; if in such times as these in face Romiiliy there lives a man fully equal to Swift in all the moral virtues attributed to him; the improbability of the existence of such a cha- racter at a former period, will be much lessened. In the following history Swift has been represented as a man of the most disinterested principles, re- gardless of self, and constantly employed in doing good to others. In acts of charity and liberality, in proportion to his means, perhaps without an equal, in his days. A warm champon in the cause of liberty, and support of the English constitution. B 2 A * DEDICATION. A firm patriot, in withstanding all attempts against his country, either by oppression, or corruption ; and indefatigable in pointing out, and encouraging the means to render her state more flourishing. Of incorruptible integrity, inviolable truth, and steadiness in friendship. Utterly free from vice, and living in the constant discharge of all moral and christian duties. If, in these times, there should be found a man resembling him in all these points, it is fit the memorial of him, together with that of his immortal compeer, should be handed down to latest posterity: and that such a one does exist, will be acknowledged by all who have ever heard the universally revered name of Sir George S a vile. To him, therefore, is the following Life of a con- genial patriot inscribed by its author; who has long admired his character, and been well acquainted with his worth, though a stranger to his person. P. S. The above was committed to the press some weeks before the much lamented death of the excellent man, to whom it was addressed; but the publication has by some accidents been deferred 'till now. That the author had no interested view in his choice of a patron (though he must ever regret the occasion) he has now an opportunity of showing, by letting the above Dedication remain in its original state, and thus consecrating to the memory of the dead, that tribute pf praise, so justly due to the living. [17840 (5) * NTRODUCTION. JN otwithstanding the several attempts to gra- tify the curiosity of the world, in delineating the Life and Character of the immortal Swift, yet hi- therto little satisfactory has been produced on that subject. The different, and often opposite lights in which he has been shown by the several writers, have occasioned an equal diversity of judgments in their several readers, according to their various pre- possessions; and even the most candid are too often left in a state of doubt, through the want of having the truth laid before them supported by sufficient proofs. Perhaps there never was a man whose true cha- racter has been so little known, or whose conduct at all times, even from his first setting out in life, has been so misrepresented to the world, as his. This was owing to several causes, which will be laid open in the following work. But the chief source of all the erroneous opinions entertained of him, arose from Swift himself, on account of some sin- gularities in his character, which at all times ex- posed him to the shafts of envy and malice, while he employed no other shield in his defence, but that of conscious integrity. He had, early in life, from causes to be hereafter explained, imbibed such a strong hatred to hypo- crisy, that he fell into the opposite extreme; and no mortal ever took more-pains to display his good qualities, and appear in the best light to the world, than 6 introduction. than he did to conceal his, or even to put on the semblance of their contraries. This humour affected his whole conduct, as well in the more important duties, as in the common offices of life. Though a man of great piety, and true religion, yet he carefully shunned all ostentation of it: as an instance of which, it is well known that during his residence in London, not being called upon by any duty to officiate ptiblickly in his clerical capacity, he was seldom seen at church at the usual hours ^ that pretenders to religion show themselves there; but he was a constant attendant on early prayers, and a frequent partaker of early sacraments. i Though generous and charitable in his nature to the -highest degree, he seemed to part with money so reluctantly, and spoke so much about economy, that he passed for avaricious, and hardhearted. His very civilities bore the appearance of rude- ness, and his finest compliments were covered under the disguise of satire. Lord Bolingbroke, who knew him well, in two words summed up his character in this respect, by saying, that Swift was a hypocrite reversed. In short, he always appeared to the world in a "mask, which he never took off but in the company of his most intimate friends: and as the world can judge only by appearances, no wonder they were so much mistaken in the ideas formed of him. When we consider that the time in which he made the chief figure in life, was a season wherein faction raged with the greatest violence; that he was looked upon as the principal champion of the tory cause, and therefore was the common butt at which INTRODUCTJON. Xvhich all the writers on the whig side levelled their shafts: there will be no occasion to wonder, that out o the many calumnies poured out against him, some of them should stick. These were indeed so numerous, that we are told by himself, that in the space of not many years, upward of a thousand pamphlets and papers were written professedly against him: to which; he never deigned to give an answer, nor endeavoured to wipe off any aspersion thrown on him. Thus by the former part of his character, just laid open, he afforded his enemies sufficient groundwork on which to raise what so* perstructure of calumny they pleased, and as no defence was made, it was daily suffered to increase. For he had very unwisely laid it down as a maxini, " To act uprightly, and pay no regard to the opi- V nionof the world*.'* Thus, while he was admired, esteemed, beloved, beyond any man of his time, by his particular friends, not only on account of his superiour talents, but his / preeminence in every kind of virtue; he was en- vied, feared, and hated by his enemies, who con- sisted of a whole virulent faction to a man. And when we take in the general appetite for scandal, and the spirit of envy in the bulk of mankind, which delights in the humiliation of an exalted character, we ,shall not be surprised, that even among his own party, he found few advocates to vindicate his fame ; and that he had no other support in this torrent of abuse, but the consciousness of his own rectitude, * Miss Vanhomrigh, in one of her letters to him, has the following passage. " You once had a maxim, which was To act what was right, and not mind what the world would say." S. and \1 8 INTRODUCTION. and the unalterable attachment of his intimate friends: among which number he could count such as were most eminent in those days, both for talents and virtue. In this state Swift continued till the death of the queen; admired by all as a genius, detested by most as a man. All the world now knows, upon that event, with what implacable malice the whigs pursued their antagonists, as soon as they had got all power into their hands. This spirit raged still more violently 4n Ireland, than in England; the effects of which Swift sensibly felt on retiring to his deanery. The ill name he had obtained in Lon- don, followed him to Dublin; where he was the object of general hatred for some years. But when, in process of time, his true character came to be known, and his exemplary conduct gave the lie to* the gross misrepresentations that had been made of him: when his spirit of patriotism broke forth into action, and saved his country from threatened ruin; when it was seen that the great object of his life was to promote publick good ; that in the discharge of all moral and religious duties, he had no superiour; in the choice and extent of his charities, perhaps no equal; he obtained such a degree of publick favour, as no man in that country had ever reached. Praise was united to his name, admiration and affection to his person; and this just tribute was ever after paid to him during his life, and to his memory after his decease ; till a certain author arose, bent upon sullying his fair fame, who, opening the channels of calumny, long covered over by time, and raking in them with a friendly industry, once more brought INTRODUCTION. 9 brought their foul contents to light. Nor was it an enemy that did this, but one who professed himself Swift's friend, and who was, during his lifetime, his greatest flatterer; I mean John earl of Orrery. The cruel manner in which he has treated the memory of his friend Swift, as his lordship in the course of the work often aftects to call him, had something so surprising in it, that people were at a loss how to account for it, except by supposing it to proceed from some uncommon degree of malevo- lence in his lordship's nature. But though he can- not be wholly cleared from an imputation of that sort, yet I am persuaded that his chief motive to it was not quite of so black a die. His father had, in his will, bequeathed his library from him; and this circumstance made the world conclude that he looked upon his son as a blockhead. This stung the young man to the quick; and we may see how deep an impression it made on him, by the account he gives of it in one of his letters to his son. It seems to have "been the chief object of his life af- terward, to wipe away this stigma, and convince the world of the injustice done him, by publishing fome work that might do him credit as a writer. Conscious of his want of genius to produce any thing original, he applied himself diligently to a translation of Pliny's Letters; but he was so long about this task, and put it into so many hands to correct it, that Melmoth's excellent translation of the same work, slipped into the world before his, and forestalled this avenue to fame. Vexed at this disappointment, he looked out for some other way by which he might acquire literary reputa- tion,. x./ 10 INTRODUCTION. tion, and be found no field so suited to his talents, as that of criticism; since, to make a figure there, required neither genius, nor deep learning: and therefore he might, with ease, arrive at the title of a true critick, as described in the Tale of a Tub* Of whom it had been remarked, " That a true critick is a sort of mechanick set up with a stock and tools for his trade, at as little expence as a tailor." But Swift denies this position" For, (says he) on the contrary, nothing is more certain, that it requires greater layings out to be free of the cri tick's company, than that of any other you can name. For, as to be a true beggar, it will cost the richest candidate every groat he is worth; so, be- fore one can commence a true critick, it will cost a man all the good qualities of his mind: which perhaps, for a less purchase, would be thought but an indifferent bargain." As his lordship has fairly paid the purchase, it would be hard if lie should be denied the title. The business now was, to find out a proper sub- ject on which to exercise his talents in that way. As there never had been published any History of Swift's Life, he thought nothing could excite ge- neral curiosity more than some account of that ex- traordinary man. It is true he was supplied with but scanty materials for such a work; for though he had lived a short time in som$ degree of inti- macy with Swift, yet it was only in the latter part of his life, when he was declined into the vale of years, when his faculties were impaired, when his temper, soured by disappointments, and his spirits sunk by continual attacks of a cruel disorder, made as great a change in his mind, as in his outward 1 form, INTRODUCTION. 11 form, so that little of his former self remained. Tq draw his character at length, from observations made at such a period, was the height of injustice; and yet his lordship had no opportunity of knowing any thing of the brighter part of his days, but from com- mon report. For as Swift was the last man in the world to talk much of himself, his lordship's ac- quaintance with him furnished him with no mate- rials of that sort; he therefore had recourse to com- mon fame, which, as I have before shown, had been always busy in calumniating that great man; and with a cruel industry he collected and revived all the reports, which had formerly been spread to his disadvantage. His lordship's chief view in pub- lishing this work, being to acquire celebrity as an author kominum volitare per ora in order to obtain this end, he knew that satire wa* more likely to procure a rapid sale to the book, than panegyrick. All regard therefore to truth, justice, honour, and humanity, was to be sacri- ficed, whenever they came in competition with this great end. The event did credit to his lordship's sagacity, for the work had a rapid sale, and soon ran through a variety of editions. This was owing to several causes. The whigs were then a great majority of the nation, and in possession of all the power. Though their animosity against those of the oppo- site party had somewhat subsided, yet was it far from being wholly extinguished. They had always entertained an implacable hatred to Swift, as the great champion of the other side; which was not extinguished 12 INTRODUCTION. extinguished by his death, as in the case of others, because his immortal works still continued a living war against the base measures they pursued. It was with delight therefore they read over a work, which painted him in the same colours, in which they had always endeavoured to represent him. The bulk of mankind, finding that the accounts there given, coincided with the general prejudices founded on common fame, readily received them as true. And that spirit of envy, an inmate in the breasts of most men, which delights in seeing those of superiour talents degraded, and brought down more to a level with themselves, was highly gratified by the perusal of that book. Nor was it the least cause of an extensive sale, that it was written by a lord; a thing so rare in latter times! wonder, usually accompanied by a bad taste, looks out only for what is uncommon; and if a work comes abroad under the name of a thresher, a bricklayer, or a lord, it is sure to be eagerly sought after by the million. To these.* and similar causes, was owing the fa- vourable reception this book met with; which, in itself, contains little that could be approved of by men of true taste. What relates to Swift's Life, from the scantiness of his materials, does not take- up a sixth proportion of the whole. The greater part of the remainder, consists of useless or invidious criticisms on his works. Yet all this not being suf- ficient to make up a just volume, (according to the booksellers' phrase) he has eked it out from his common place book, in order to show his learning, by introducing several dissertations, foieign to the .subject in hand: such as those on madness, idiot- isffl, INTRODUCTION. T3 ism; characters of Homer, Aristotle; of Ramus, Scotus, and Aquinas; of Epicurus, Descartes, and Gassendi. Remarks upon the writings of lord Bacon, Milton, Harrington, Algernon Sidney, lord Clarendon, Dr. Sprat, Sir William Temple, Addi- son, lord Bolingbroke, &c. with many other im- pertinencies. Not long after the publication of this work, there came out an answer to it, under the title of ' Ob- V gervations on lord Orrery's Remarks on the Life and Writings of Dr. Swift," afterward known to be written by Dr. Dclany; who from an early and long intimacy with the dean, was able to refute most of the facts, upon which his lordship grounded his observations, by producing uncontrovertible proofs to the contrary. Yet, though this book was written with great spirit, and carried the evidence of truth with it; as it was an anonymous publica- tion, it was little attended to, except by those who wished well to the memory of the dean. Besides, truth is not the object sought after by those who are desirous of remaining in an errour. Swift has an observation on this head which will be found to be generally true: "The ill talent of the world is such, that those who will be at pains enough to inform themselves in a malicious story, will take none at all to be undeceived; nay will be apt with some reluctance to admit a favourable truth." This observation was never more strongly verified than in the case before us; for, while the book which calumniated Swift's character, and endeavoured to depreciate his talents, though poorly written, went through a great number of editions; the single pne of the Answer, incomparably superipur in every thins: o T4 INTRODUCTION. ' thing which can recommend writings of that kind, still remains unsold. But whatever favourable reception this book met with in England, never did I know such a uni- versal indignation as was excited in all ranks of people, by the publication of it in Ireland. They were the only proper judges of his character, who had an opportunity of knowing his conduct, during a residence of so many years. If they admired him for his genius, they almost adored him for his vir- tues. In his publick capacity, he was one of the truest patriots that ever lived ; and for the many important services he did his country, he was hailed by the general voice pater patrice. In his private life, of the strictest morals; and in the discharge of his clerical duties, of exemplary piety. His chanties were boundless, and the whole business of his life was, doing good. As party animosities had long before subsided, he had few enemies left; and even those few, when their hatred, together with their fear, had been buried in his grave, joined in doing all justice to his memory. To calumniate the character of such a man, was thought little less than sacrilege; and the rage of the people was such, that it vented itself even on the poor printer of the work, who became for a long time the object of publick odium. It was happy for his lordship that he did not pay a visit to that country during the fer- ment, for he would, most assuredly, have been grossly insulted by the populace, and avoided by all of a superiour rank. Dr. Delany's Answer was followed by another from Deane Swift, esq. As it came from a near relrtion of the Dean's, it, at first, excited some ex- pectation : lNTKOmJCTION. 15 pectation: which was soon succeeded by disappoint- ment, and the work consigned to oblivion. Where let it rest. On the publication of a new edition of Swift's works, the proprietors applied to Dr. Hawkesworth y to write his Life. He was an author of no small (eminence; a man of clear judgment, and great can- dour. He quickly discerned the truth from the falsehood; wiped away many of the aspersions that had been thrown on Swift's character; and placed it, so far as he went, in its proper light. But as he had no new materials of his own, and was con- fined to such only as were contained in former pub- lications, the view he has taken of his life is very imperfect; many of the most important articles are omitted, and others still left in a very doubtful state. The last writer who has given any account of Swift, is Dr. Johnson ; who seems to have under- taken this task, rather from the necessity he was under of taking some notice of him in the course of his Biographical History of the English Poets, than from choice. He has presented us only with a short abstract of what he found in Dr. Hawkes- worth, for which he makes the following apology. " An account of Dr. Swift has been already collected with great diligence and acuteness, by Dr. Hawkes- worth, according to a scheme which I laid before him in the intimacy of our friendship. I cannot therefore be expected to say much of a life, concern- ing which I had long since communicated my thoughts, to a man capable of dignifying his nar ration, with so much elegance of language, and force of sentiment." Accordingly he has produced little new on the subject, except some observations qf v 1 d INTRODUCTION. of his own, which are far from being favourable to the character of Swift. It is much to be lamented that a man of his great abilities did not choose to follow his friend Hawkesworth in the paths of just and candid criticism, instead of associating himself with lord Orrery to the band of true cri ticks. Of which body he has shown himself no unworthy member, not on this occasion only, but in the many severe strictures passed on the lives and writings of some of the greatest geniuses this country has pro- duced ; to the no small indignation of their several admirers, and to the great regret of the doctor's own. As this work is more likely to be generally read than any of the others; on account of the great reputation of the author, and as it will of course pre- sent itself to the eyes of all who shall go through his collection of lives, I shall hereafter take an oppor- tunity of making some comments upon those pas- sages, which tend to depreciate and misrepresent the character of so great a man. These several publications, which place the life and character of Swift in very different, and often opposite points of light, have occasioned great di- versity in the judgments formed of them by the world, according to the different degrees of preju- dice, or candour, in their several readers. But as the sale of the first essay on this subject, written by lord Orrery, was infinitely superiour to that of all the others put together, the prepossessions in favour of the accounts delivered by him, have, for reasons already assigned, made too deep an impression on the bulk of mankind, to be easily erased. I have before taken notice of the scantiness of his mate- rials, which yet he has not ranged in any regular order INTRODUCTION". If order; and which consist chiefly of detached facts and unconnected anecdotes, so that there is no ap- pearance of a whole. The portrait he has drawn of him, puts one in mind of certain paintings to be seen at the optician's in St. Paul's churchyard, where we behold some scattered and distorted features, covered with blotches of various colours, so that we cannot discover what it is intended to represent: till by the application of a cylindrical mirror, we are surprised to see start forth a face of the finest proportioned features, and most beautiful complexion. By such an application of the mirror of truth I hope to show Swift in a similar light. I have long wished for leisure to set about this task, which a life spent in a variety of laborious oc- cupations has hitherto prevented. And even now I am obliged to suspend pursuits of more advantage- ous kind with regard to myself, in order to accom- plish it*. But, reflecting, at this advanced period of life, on the near approaches of old age, which might soon disqualify me from carrying my design into execution, I determined to postpone all other considerations, that might stand in the way of an object I have had so much at heart. The love I had to his person, and the reverence in which I was taught, from my earliest days, to hold his character, and with which I had an opportunity of being well acquainted,- on account of the long intimacy sub- sisting between him and my father; and above all, the means I have in my power of rescuing his good name from the aspersions thrown on it by foul- * Mr. Sheridan was paid more by the booksellers for this single life, than Ur. Johnson received for the whole of his Bio- graphy of the English Poets. N. vol. i. C mouthed 18 INTRODUCTION. mouthed calumny, have made me think it an indis- pensable duty, no longer to delay doing justice to his memory. From the above acknowledgment of my early pre- possessions in his favour, it may be thought that I shall prove not an unprejudiced historian: but, though I am conscious to myself that I shall never be guilty of any wilful misrepresentations, I know too well how little weight all professions of impar- tiality carry with them on such occasions, to trouble the reader with any. I desire no credit to be given to assertions or opinions not supported by the most convincing proofs: which therefore, in all dispu- table points, I hope I shall be indulged in producing at full length. And I doubt not but that the display of Swift's true character and conduct in life, though to the confusion of his maligners, and disappoint- ment of the envious and malevolent, will give great satisfaction to all good minds; as it is of moment to the general cause of religion and morality, to make it appear, that the greatest genius of the age was, at the same time, a man of the truest piety, and most exalted virtue. C9) THE LIFE OF DOCTOR SWIFT, SECTION I. oWIFT was descended from an ancient family in Yorkshire, of no small note, and considerable pro- perty. He was of the younger branch*. His grandfather, the reverend Thomas Swift, was pos- sessed of a good estate, and was distinguished above any man of his station in life, for his attachment to Charles I. and the sufferings he underwent in sup- port of the royal cause, by which his fortune was entirely ruined. He had ten sons, and three daugh- ters. Five of his sons went to seek their fortune in Ireland : the fourth of whom Jonathan, was father to the famous doctor Swift. He had married Mrs. Abigail Erick, descended from an ancient family of that name in Leicestershire, but with little or no fortune. He died young* in about two years after his marriage, seven months before the birth * For farther particulars of Swift's family, see his own account in the Appendix. S. VOL. I. C 2 C>C V 10 TfcE LfFE of his only son; and as he was but just beginning the world, left his widow in very distressed circum- stances. Jonathan Swift, afterward the celebrated dean of St. Patrick's, was born on the 30th of Novem- ber 1667, in Hoey's court, Dublin. When he was but a year old, he was, without the know- ledge of his mother or relations, stolen away by his nurse, and carried to Whitehaven*, which place she was under necessity of visiting, on account of the illness of a relation, from whom she expected a legacy; and, as is usual among Irish nurses, she bore such an affection to the child, that she could not think of going without him. There he con- tinued for almost three years; and she took such care of him, that he had learned to spell, and could read any chapter in the Bible before he was five years old. At the age of six he was sent to the school of Kilkenny -f-; and at fourteen admitted into the uni- versity of Dublin; the expense of liis education * He retained his affection for Whitehaven to the last, as if it were his native place ; and when one of his friend*, who had spent a little time there in 1739* told lum in the Spring following, that a merchant from thence, with his son and daughter, were then in Dublin, he invited them to dinner, and shewed them many civilities whilst they stayed in that city. N. + This - school, or college as it is called, of Kilkenny, is a large building erected for that purpose, founded and endowed by the Ormond family. In the school-room Swift's name still remains, as he cut it. on the side-board of the seat of his class with his knife, after the custom of boys. And here he said he first learned, soon after he entered the school, these words, which he termed l.atino-Anglice, " Mi dux, et amasti lux." This species of writing became afterwards one of those whim- sical amusements with which he entertained himself as he sunk in vears. N. OP DOCTOR- SWIFT. 21 being defrayed by his uncle Godwin Swift, the eldest of the brothers who had settled in Ireland. He was a lawyer of great eminence, and had made considerable sums of money, which were for the most part squandered away in idle projects. By means of which, soon after his nephew had entered the college, he found himself involved in great difficulties; and being father of a numerous offspring by four wives, he was under a necessity of reducing the stipend allowed to his nephew for his support at the university, as low as possible. The real situa- tion of Godwin's affairs not being then known to the world, and as he was looked upon to be much the richest of the family, Swift's other relations seemed at that time to think that their aid was not at all necessary ; so that he was obliged to make the best shift he could, with the wretched allowance that his uncle gave him. Thus was one of the most aspiring and liberal minds in the world, early checked and confined, by the narrowness of his cir- cumstances; with this bitter aggravation to a gene- rous spirit, that the small pittance afforded by his uncle, seemed to him, from the manner in which it was given, rather as an alms doled out for charity, than an act of beneficence due from so near a rela- tion; who was supposed by him, as well as by the rest of the world, to be in- circumstances that might have afforded a much more liberal stipend, without prejudice to his own family. Under this load did the spirit of Swift groan for the space of near seven years that he resided in the college of Dublin; which made so deep an impression on him, that he never afterward could think with patience of his )( uncle Godwin, nor could heartily forgive the neg- lect 22 *HE LIFE lect shown him during that time by his other relations. The uneasy situation of mind which a young man of high spirit must have been in, under such cir- cumstances, produced consequences likely to prove destructive of his future fortunes. For in such a state, he could not bear to give the necessary appli- cation to some of the more dry parts of the acade- mick studies, for which he had indeed naturally no great relish; but passed his time chiefly in reading books of history and poetry ; which were better suited to his taste, and more calculated to relieve the troubles of his mind. In consequence of this, when the time came fqr his taking the degree of bachelor of arts, he was stopped, as he himself ex- presses it, ee for dullness and insufficiency." It is to be supposed that the word dullness was on this occasion used by Swift jocosely, as the cause as- signed for stopping any person of a degree, is an- swering badly in any branch of literature appointed for that particular examination ; which does not necessarily imply dullness, as it may as well proceed from idleness. But in Swift's case it was rather to be imputed to contumacy, than either the one or the other. ' For the fact is, there was one branch of the examination, on which the greatest stress was laid in those days, in which he could not be said to answer badly, for he did not attempt to answer at all. This account I had from his own lips. He told me that he had made many efforts, upon his entering the college, to read some of the old treatises on logick writ by Smeglesius, Keckermannus, Burgersdicius, &c. and that he never had patience to go through three OF DOCTOR SWIFT. 23 three pages of any of them, he was so disgusted at the stupidity of the work. When he was urged by his tutor to make himself master of this branch, then in high estimation, and held essentially neces- sary to the taking of a degree ; Swift asked him, " what it was he was to learn from those books r" His tutor told him, " the art of reasoning." Swift said, " that he found no want of any such art ; that he could reason very well without it ; and that as far as he could observe, they who had make the greatest proficiency in logick, had, instead of the art of rea- soning, acquired the art of wrangling; and instead of clearing up obscurities, had learned how to per- plex matters that were clear enough before. For his own part, he was contented with that portion of reason which God had given him, and he would leave it to time and experience to strengthen and di- rect it properly ; nor would he run the risk of having it warped or falsely biassed, by any system of rules laid down by such stupid writers ; of the bad effects of which he had but too many examples before his eyes, in those reckoned the most acute logicians." And accordingly he made a firm resolution that he never would read any of those books. Which he so pertinaciously adhered to, that though he was stopped of his degree the first time of sitting for it, on ac- count of his not answering in that branch, he went into the hall a second time, as ill prepared in that respect as before ; and would also have been stopped a second time, on the same account, if the interest of his friends, who well knew the inflexibility of his temper, had not stepped in, and obtained it for him ; though in a manner little to his credit, as it was in serted 24 THE LIFE serted in the college registry, that he obtained it specmli gratia ; where it still remains upon record*. In going through the usual forms of disputation for his degree, he told me he was utterly unacquainted even with the logical terms, and answered the argu- ments of his opponents in his own manner, which the proctor put into proper form. There was one circumstance in the account which he gave of this, that surprized me with regard to his memory ; for he told me the several questions on which he disputed, and repeated all the arguments used by his opponents in syllogistick form, together with his answers. I ' He remained in the college near three years after this, not through choice, but necessity ; little known or regarded. By scholars he was esteemed a block- head ; and as the lowness of his circumstances would not permit him to keep company of an equal rank with himself, upon an equal footing, he scorned to take up with those of a lower class, or to be ob- liged to those of a higher. He lived therefore much alone, and his time was employed in pursuing his course of reading in history and poetry, then very unfashionable studies for an academick ; or in gloomy meditations on his unhappy circumstances. Yet un- der this heavy pressure, the force of his genius broke out, in the first rude draught of the " Tale of a Tub," written by him at the age of nineteen, though communicated to nobody but his chamber fellow Mr, Waryng ; who, after the publication of the book, made no scruple to declare that he had read the first * Some others of the same class were at the same time ad- mitted in the like manner ; namely, Nathanael Jones, John Jones, Michael Vandeleur, and William Brereton. N. sketch OF DOCTOR SWIFT. 25 sketch of it in Swift's handwriting, when he was of that age*. Soon after this, his uncle Godwin was seized with a lethargy, which rendered hiin incapable of busi- ness ; and then it was that the broken state of his affairs was made publick. Swift now lost even the poor support that he had before ; but his uncle William supplied the place of Godwin to him, though not in a more enlarged way, which could not be expected from his circumstances ; yet with so much better a grace, as somewhat lightened the < burden of dependance, and engaged Swift's grati- tude afterward, who distinguished him by the title of 89, again retired to Moor Park. On a review of these dates, it will be seen that, in the two years which Swift passed with sir William Temple, he resided first at Moor Park ; then at Sheen, where he had the honour of fami- liarly conversing with king William ; and afterwards at Moor Park again, where his majesty likewise visited sir William. Sge the Life prefixed to sir William Temple's Works. N. to 32 THE LIFE to put him into a course of reading, in order that he might redeem lost time. Accordingly we find that Swift, during his residence with sir William, ap- plied himself with great assiduity to his studies ; in which, for the space of eight years, he was employed, by his own account, at least eight hours a day, with but few intermissions. The first of these was occa- sioned by an illness, which he attributed to a surfeit of fruit, that brought on a coldness of stomach, and giddiness of head, which pursued him more or less during the remainder of his life. After two years residence at Moor Park, to which place he had re- moved with sir William when the troubles were ended, his state of health was so bad, that he was ad- vised by physicians to try the effects of his native air toward restoring it. In pursuance of this advice he revisited Ireland ; but finding himself growing worse there, he soon returned to Moor Park. ; where, upon the abatement of his illness, he renewed his applica- tion to his studies. It does not appear that sir William Temple knew any thing of the value of his young guest, till ahout this time ; and Swift himself says that it was" then he began to grow into some confidence with him. The little progress Swift had made in learning at his first arrival at Sheen, must have given sir William but a mean opinion of his capacity ; and the few things which he wrote during his first two years residence with him, could have given him no very high idea of his genius. For Swift had at that time so far mista- ken his talents, that he tried his strength only in Pin- darick odes ; in which, though there appeared some vigour of mind, and efforts of an uncommon genius, yet it was apparent that it was vigour improperly exerted, OF DOCTOR SWIFT. 33 exerted, and the efforts of a genius misapplied. The sentiments were strained and crowded ; and the numbers irregular and harsh*. How then shall we account for the sudden change of sir William's sen- timents toward him ? It could not, be on account of his progress in literature, for he had not had time enough to stand highly in the opinion of so distin- guished a scholar as sir William was on that score. And indeed, with all his assiduity, it is probable that he had not then so far recovered lost time as to be master of the learning which his standing required. The most probable conjecture is, that Swift had, at his leisure, revised and corrected his il Tale of a Tub," which was sketched out by him in the college, as was before mentioned, and now first showed it to sir William. A work, bearing such a stamp of ori- ginal genius, must, in a man of sir William Temple's delicate taste, and nice discernment, have at once raised the author into a high place in his esteem, and made him look upon him afterward with very dif- ferent eyes. Accordingly we find that, about this period, he trusted him with matters of great impor- tance. He introduced him to king William, and suffered him to be present at some of their confer- ences"!"'. He employed him in a commission of con- sequence * A few of these Odes, as being the first that have appeared of his poetical writings, are placed at the head of his Poems, iri the sixteenth volume of this edition. N. + Sir William had been ambassador and mediator of a general peace at Nimeguen, before the Revolution. In this character he contracted a close intimacy with the prince of Orange; who, after he had ascended the EngHhh throne, frequently visited him at Sheen, and took his advice in affairs of the utmost importance. Sir William being then lame of the gout, substituted Swift to at- vot, I. D tend 34 THE- LIFE sequence to the king*, when he was unable to at- tend him himself, which required dexterity, and knowledge in the history of England. And above all, he consulted him constantly, and employed him In the revisal and correction of his own works. In this situation Swift continued, still applying closely to his studies till the year 1 6Q2, when he went to Oxford in order to take his master's degree : to which he was admitted on the 5th of July \6Q2. From his delaying so long to take this degree, it may be concluded that Swift was determined to pre- pare himself for it in such a way, as might do him credit in the eyes of the university, in order to wipe off the disgrace of the former. And we may judge that his progress in academick studies had been very small, when it required four years application before he thought himself qualified to appear at Oxford with that view. Nor can there be any other reason as- signed for his not having done it sooner, as he was of sufficient standing to have applied for his master's tend his majesty in Lis walks round the gardens; who admitted him to such familiarity, that he showed him how to cut asparagus in the Dutch fashion ; and or.ee ottered to make him a captain of horse. But Swift appears to have fixed his mind very early on an ecclesiastical life; and it is therefore probable that, upon declin- ing this offer, he obtained a promise of preferment in the church j for in a letter to his uncle William, dated lo't)2, he says, " I am not to, take orders til! the king gives me a prebend." S. * It appears that Swift had access to king William's ear at other times, beside thai of his residence at Moor Park ; for, in his let- ter concerning the repeal of the Sacramental Test, written in . 1/OS, he says thus, " I remember, when I was last in England, I told the king, that the highest Tories we had. with us (in Ireland) would make tolerable Whigs there (in England)." Now it is cer- tain that Swift was often in England from the death of sir* William Temple to 170S. N. degree OP DOCTOR SWIFT. 36 degree in the first year of his residence at Moor Park. From the . satisfaction he expresses at the be- haviour of the university of Oxford, and the civilities he met with there, it is probable that he was not undistinguished as a scholar; and that he found the first end he proposed by his studies, fully an- swered. From Oxford he paid a visit to his mother, and then returned to Moor Park. Not with a design of continuing there, for~he now wanted to enter into the world ; but in expectation of getting some preferment by means of sir William's interest with the king, which he had promised to exert in his behalf, and had already indeed obtained an assurance of that sort from his majesty. But Swift at this time entertained some suspicion, that sir William was not so for- ward on the occasion as he could wish ; and the rea- son he assigned for it was, that sir William was ap- prehensive Swift would leave him, and upon some accounts he thought him a little necessary to him*. Swift was indeed by this time become very necessary to a man in the decline of life, generally in an ill state of health, and often tortured with the most ex- cruciating disorders. The loss of such a companion as Swift, after such a long domestick intimacy, would have been like the loss of a limb. Besides, as he seems to have had nothing so much at heart in the latter part of his life, as the leaving behind him a corrected copy of all his writings, done under his own inspection, he could not bear the thought that Swift should leave him till that point was accom- ; * Thus Swift expresses himself in a letter to his uncle William, dated Moor Park, Nov. C >Q, l6V)2. S. d 2 plished. 3<5 THE LIFE plished. He had already experienced the use that he was of to him in that respect, and knew that his place was not easily to be supplied. And his ill state of health occasioned the work to advance but slowly, as it was only during the most lucid intervals he ap- plied to it. On these accounts, sir William was in no haste to procure any preferment for his young friend, to the great mortification of Swift. In this uneasy state he continued at Moor Park two years longer, and then, quite wearied out with fruitless ex- pectation*, he determined at all events to leave sir William, and take his chance in the world^. When this his resolution was made known to sir William, he received it with evident marks of displeasure ; but that he might seem to fulfil his promise to Swift, of making some provision for him, he coldly told him, " that since he was so impatient, it was not at that time in his power to do any thing more for him, than* to give him an employment, then vacant in the office of the Rolls in Ireland, to the value of somewhat more than a hundred pounds a year." Swift imme- diately -replied, " that, since he had now an oppor- tunity of living, without being driven into the church for a maintenance, he was resolved to go to Ireland to take holy orders." To comprehend the full force of this reply, it will be necessary to know that sir Wil- liam was well acquainted with Swift's intention of go- ing into the church, from which he had been hitherto restrained only by a scruple of appearing to enter upon * Me received frequent remittances from his uncle Wil- liam and his cousin William Swift, during his residence at Moor Park. N. .+ See his account of this, in his letter to hi-s cousin Dean Swi!:, dated June 8, l6for some time in silence, with such a mixed emotion of astonishment and gratitude in his countenance, as presented to Swift one of the most striking pictures of the mind expressed in the face, he had ever seen ; and he said, that he never before had felt such ex- quisite pleasure of mind as he did in that hour. Nor is this to be wondered at, since it was the first op- portunity he ever had of letting loose that spirit of generosity and benevolence, whose greatness and vigour, when pent up in his own breast by poverty and dependance, served only as an evil spirit to tor- ment him. And when we consider the nature of this action in all its circumstances, that the object of it was the worthy father of a numerous family, for whom it was impossible he could make any provi- sion from so poor an income as he then possessed ; that the motive to it was pure disinterested bene- volence, without any alloy, as the man was a stran- ger to him, and therefore there could be no incen- tive to it from ties of blood or friendship ; that the gift was such as would brighten the latter days of a well-spent life, though hitherto clouded with in- digence, and make a whole family happy ; and lastly, that this gift was not like that of a wealthy man, w ho might easily spare it without feeling the loss, but the whole visible income Swift possessed for present and future support, the sole means in his OP DOCTOR SWIFT. 4\ iiis power of preserving that independence which he had so long sighed for, and at last with difficulty obtained : it is no wonder, I say, all these circum- stances considered, that the great mind of Swift should have exulted in so glorious an opportunity, of paying off at once, the large debt, which, from the narrowness of his circumstances, he had been contracting all his life, to benevolence. After seeing his* successor established in the living, he soon settled his affairs, and set out for Dublin, in his way to England. The old man, before his departure, pressed him to accept of his black mare, which was the most valuable of hi* possessions, as a small token of his gratitude ; and Swift was too well acquainted with the sensibility of a generous heart, under obligations, to hurt him by a refusal. With about fourscore pounds in his pocket, which by his own account was all his worldly wealth at that time, Swift once more embarked for England, and arrived at Moor Park in the year 1695, after some- what more than a year's absence. To all appearance he had but little bettered his condition by his journey to Ireland. He was now returned to the same state of dependance, which had before proved so irksome to him, that he deter- mined to break awav from it, at all hazards. But there were several circumstances which contributed to make his present state, though still dependant, of a very different nature from the former. In the first place, his situation now was not the effect of necessity or constraint, but the object of his choice. Jn the next, he was highly gratified with an oppor- tunity of showing his regard and attachment to sir William, 41 THE LIFE William, by returning voluntarily to him, when it was in his power to have lived independently, though he scorned to be compelled into it from mo- tives of necessity. Then, by so readily complying with sir William's request, and giving up all his visible support in order to do so, he had laid him under such an obligation as entitled him to all future favours, which might be in his power te bestow*. Accordingly we find, that Swift's mind being qpw perfectly at ease, and sir William considering his return, with all its circumstances, in the most oblig- ing light, these two great men lived together to the time of sir William's death, in the most perfect harmony, and with marks of mutual confidence and esteem. Nor do we find during that space, which was almost four years, that Swift was at all pressing on the score of preferment promised him ; which, had he been so, he would certainly have obtained ; but, from a true generosity of mind, he seemed de- termined to stay with his friend in order to cheer his latter days, which were embittered by illness and pain, and required such a- cordial to make life sup- portable ; and to lay aside all views with regard to himself, till his friend's death should release him from the benevolent task, and leave him at liberty to pursue his own interest. During this space Swift's time was fully and usefully employed-i". He devoted eight hours a day * That Swift resigned his preferment in Ireland on the promise of having a better here, appears by a letter from his sister, dated May 2(5, 1 6^9. N. f Several copious extracts from Cyprian, Irenaeus, Sledan's Commentaries, Tertul'.ian, Epipbanius, Diodorus Sicufus, Tim- cydjdes, OP DOCTOR SWIFT. 43 day as before, to the prosecution of his studies*. His function as a clergyman was confined to a pri- vate family, but he was regular in the discharge of it, having stated times in the morning and evening for their meeting together at prayers. He took upon himself the office of preceptor to a young lady, niece to sir William Temple, residing in his house, teaching her English, and directing her in a proper course of reading. At the same time miss Johnson, afterward . so well known by the name of Stella, was a fellow student with the other young lady, and partook of the benefit of the same instruction. Miss Johnson was daughter to sir William Temple's steward; and was at that time about fourteen years of age, beau- tiful in her person, and possessed of such fine talents, as made Swift take great delight in cultivating and forming: "her mind. At this time too he writ his famous Digressions to be found in the " Tale of a Tub;" and the " Battle of the Books," in honour of Jiis great and learned friend. In , cydides, and Father Paul's History of the Council df Trent, were found among his papers, which appear, by memoranda in his own hand-writing, to have been made while he lived with sir William Temple. D. S. * As many may be curious to know of what nature his studies were, the following account of the books which he read in one year, preserved in his own hand-writing, may afford some satis- faction. N. Conformite de Religion, tyc From Jan. J, lQ9^-7- Dialogues des Morts, 2 vol. Jjord Herbert's Henry Vlll.Jbl, Lucretius, ter. Sleidan's Commentaries ab- Histoire de Mr. Constance. stracted,yo/. Histoire d'Ethiopie. Council of Trenf, abstracted, Histoire de Cotes de, &c. iol. Diodorus Siculus, abstr.Jo/. 7 Virgil, 44 THE LIFE In the year 1 6gg, sir William Temple died, leav- ing Swift a legacy, and the care, trust, and advan- tage, of publishing his posthumous writings*. As he had also obtained a promise from king William, that he would give Swift a prebend either of Can- terbury or Westminster, he thought he had made a sufficient return for all his merits toward him and that he left him in the high road to prefer- ment. Before we accompany Swift into the world, let us review the manner of his passing his life, from the time that we stopped to survey him on his way to Leicester, when, forlorn and hopeless as his con- dition was, the unseen hand of Providence was guiding him to the means of all his future, greatness, in placing him under the hospitable roof of sir Wil- Virgil, his. Horace, <) vols. Sir W. Temple's Memoirs. Introduction. Camden's Elizabeth. Prince Arthur. Hist oi re de Chypre. Voyage de Syam. Voiture. Memoires de Maurier. Lucius Elorus, ter. Collier's Essays, 2 vols. Count Gahalis. Sir John Davies, "of the Sonl. * Such was the love and attention which Swift showed to this great man, that in his last illness he kept a daily register of the variations which appeared in his constitution, from July J ]6}8, to the 27th of January following, when he concludes with this note, "He died at one o'clock in the morning, and v. ith him all that was great and good among men." This paper is intituled, "Journal d'estat de Mr. T devant sa Moit." N. liam Cyprian & Ircna?us, nbstr. Jbf, Voyage de Maroce, ex, Lilian, Vol. I. Homer, Iliad, & Odyss. Cicero's Epistles. Bender's Grand Mosul, 2 vols. Burnet's Hist, of Reform. /o/. Petronius Arbiter. Oeuvres melees, .5 vols. From Jan. 7, lo<)7-8. Thucydides, by Hobbes, abi.tr. r Pi Theophrasti Chatacteres. Vossius de Sibyllinis. OP DOCTOR SWIFT. 45 Ham Temple. However bounteous nature had been, in bestowing on Swift extraordinary talents, yet were they of such a kind, as required much time and application to bring them to perfection, and fit them to answer their destined ends. He had missed the usual season of cultivating those talents, but at the same time he had escaped the danger of their being perverted and misapplied. His mind had not been straitlaced into that fashionable shape which seemed most beautiful to the eyes of pedantry, but was suf- fered to reach its full growth according to the course of nature. Thus did it attain an unusual size, vigour, and ease. He did not enter seriously upon his stu- dies till his understanding was mature ; thus all that he read was to some useful end, nor was his me- mory charged with those important trifles, about which the scholastick world is generally so busy, t He read the classicks at a time when he could pene- trate into their profoundest depths, and enrich him- self with the spoils of their hidden treasures; not at the usual season of boyishness, when the weak sight can be regaled only with such flowery beauties as are pointed out to it on the surface. Thinking for hirff^ self as a man, he soon saw that no science was so valuable to man, as that of human nature. He judged that the best way to obtain a general know- ledge of that, was from history: and a more parti- cular view of it, from studying mankind. He could not possibly have been better situate than at Moor Park, to have made observations on the higher and more refined life ; and he studiously sought all oppor- tunities, during his little excursions and journies, to make himself acquainted with low life ; often pre- ferring the conveyance of waggons, and their inns, to 46 THE LIFE to those of coaches. Scenes of middling life must, of course, often fall in his way; and where, to a boundless curiosity, there was added from nature an uncommon penetration, it is no wonder he be- came such an adept in the knowledge of man, and of the world. A science essentially necessary to him to make that figure which he afterwards did in life. His situation at sir William Temple's was indeed in every respect the happiest that-could have been chosen, to prepare this great genius for the compli- cated part he was to act in the world. Swift was to figure as a writer, as a politician, as a patriot. And where could a young man have found such a director and assistant in fitting him for the perform- ance of these several parts, as sir William Temple; who was himself one of the finest writers, one of the ablest statesmen, and the truest lover of his country, that had been produced in that, or perhaps in any other age ? It was from the frequent revisal of that great man's works under his own inspection, that Swift acquired his first lights with regard to propriety and purity of style, which he was afterward allowed to carry to a greater degree of perfection than any English writer whatsoever. The high opinion he entertained of sir William's works in this respect, was known to rne from the following circumstance. When I was an undergraduate in the college, he recommended it to me to lay aside some portion of time every day for the study of English ; and when I asked him what authors he would advise me to read, he immediately replied, "sir William Temple; - not," said he, " his latter works, written during or after OP DOCTOR SWIFT. 41 after ois long residence abroad, for his style became then somewhat corrupted by the introduction of newfangled foreign words and phrases, which he fell into by conversing and writing so much in fo. reign languages; but such of his works as were written before his going ambassador to Nimeguen. And after him," added he, " I do not know any writer in our language that I would recommend to you as a model." I had upon this occasion a fair oppor- tunity of paying him a just compliment ; but I knew his detestation of any thing that carried the appear- ance of flattery with it, too well, to make mention of his own works to him. With respect to politicks, it must be allowed that there was no man of that age better qualified than sir William, Temple, not only to instruct Swift in the general system of politicks pursued in the several states of Europe, but likewise to lay open to him all the arcana of state, all the most secret springs of action, with regard to publick affairs, both foreign and domestick, during his time; in which, he him- self had born so principal a part; and with regard to patriotism, sir William Temple must be allowed to have been the most shining example of that no- blest of virtues, produced in that age ;. as he passed all the vigorous parts of his life in the most indefati- gable endeavours for the good of his country, upon the most disinterested principles; never having re- ceived any reward, nor seeming solicitous about any, for a long series of the most important services ren- dered to his king and country, often at his own ex- pense ; and at lastly nobly declining the highest sta- tion to which a subject could be raised, when of- fered to him, as it was at a time of life, when he found 48 THE LIFE found the vigour of his mind so far abated, that ha did not think himself equal to the arduous employ* ment of first minister. And with respect to pri- vate virtue, there could not have been a more illus- trious example placed before the eyes of a young man than that of an old courtier, who during the dissolute reign of Charles II. had singly at court maintained his integrity unshaken, and his morals untainted. Under the direction of such a tutor, such a guide, under the influence of such an example; how hap- pily was the most dangerous season of life passed in studious retirement, far from the dangers and temp- tations of a corrupt world. When we reflect that Swift was first brought up in the school of adversity (who though she be a severe mistress, yet does she generally make the best scholars) and that he was thence removed to another Lyceum, where presided a sage, in whom were blend- ed Socratic wisdom, stoical virtue, and Epicurean elegance; we must allow his lot to have been most happily cast for forming a great and distinguished character in life. Nor did he fail to answer the high expectation that might be raised of a young man endowed by nature with uncommon talents, which were improved to the utmost by a singular felicity of situation, into which fortune had thrown him. Let us now accompany Swift into the world, from entering into which he was happily detained till his thirty-first year. His mind was now stored with variety of useful knowledge; his understand- ing had arrived at its utmost maturity and strength ; his fancy was in its prime; and his heart, long filled with the noblest affections toward God, and toward OP DOCTOR SWIFT. 49 toward man', swelled with impatience for proper opportunities of discharging his duty to both. With such abilities, and such dispositions, behold him now entering on the great stage of the world, to perform the character allotted to him in the drama of life, that of an able, bold, and unwearied champion, in the cause of religion, liberty, and virtue. SECTION II. PROM THE DEATH OP SIR WILLIAM TEMPLE TO THE TIME OP HIS INTRODUCTION TO LORD OXFORD. UPON the death of sir William Temple, Swift immediately removed to London ; where his first care was to discharge the trust reposed in him, that of publishing a correct edition of sir William Tem- ple's works ; which he effected as speedily as pos- sible, and presented them to king William, with a short dedication written by himself, as publisher*. He thought he could not pay a more acceptable compliment to the king, than by dedicating to him the posthumous works of a man, for whom, from his earliest days, when Prince of Orange, he had professed the highest friendship and jesteem; and with whom he lived, after his arrival at the crown of England, on the most intimate footing ; fre- quently visiting sir William in his retreat, after he had found his endeavours vain to draw him out of it, by the tempting offer of making him his fir& mi- * See this in the second volume of the present collection. N. vol. i. E nister. N 50 THE LIFE nister. There was another reason too, which must have made the publication of these works pecu- liarly acceptable to the king; which was, that some of the most important transactions mentioned in those writings, were relative to himself; and many per- sonal anecdotes with regard to him, were now brought to light, which could have been disclosed by no one but sir William, and which put the character of that truly heroick prince in a high point of view. On these accounts Swift thought that such a dedica- tion was not only the politest method of reminding the king of his promise made to sir William Temple in his behalf, but the likeliest means of having it speedily carried into execution. However, as he did not find the event answer his expectation, he applied to that monarch by memorial. But after waiting some time, he found that his me- morial produced no better effect than his dedication. He therefore readily accepted of an offer made to him by lord Berkeley, then appointed one of the lords justices of Ireland, to attend him to that kingdom, in the double capacity of chaplain and private secre- tary. This total neglect of his promise, made in conse- quence of a last, and it may be called a dying re- quest, of his particular friend, seems to bear not a little hard on the character of king William. But it is to be observed that Swift was the most unfit man in the world to solicit a point of that sort in due form, without which nothing is to be done at court. He thought that his showing himself there, or at most the dedication of sir William's works, was all that was necessary to be done on his part. And with re- gard to the memorial, he himself exonerated king William OP DOCTOR SWIFT. 5i William so far, as to say often that he believed it never was received. For he put it into the hands of a certain nobleman, who professed great regard to him, and offered to present it to the king, and second it with all his might ; but Swift had afterward reason to believe that he had sunk it, and said not a word oif the matter. Swift acted as secretary to Lord Berkeley > till they arrived at Dublin ; when he was supplanted in that office by one Bush, who had by some means ingra- tiated himself with my lord ; and representing the office of secretary as an improper one for a clergy- man, he was appointed in Swift's room. Lord Berke- ley making the best apology to him that he could, and at the same time promising to make him amends, by bestowing on him the first good church preferment that should fall in his gift* Swift was not a man to be treated in this manner with impu- nity. Accordingly* he gave free scOpe to his resent- ment, in a severe copy of verses, which placed the governor and his new-made secretary in a most ridi- culous point of light, and which was every where handed about to their no small mortification. Soon after this the rich deanery of Derry became vacant* and as it was the earl of Berkeley's turn to present to it, Swift applied to him for it upon the strength of his promise*. Lord Berkeley said, " that Bush had * Swift was set aside on this occasion, from the suggestion Of Dr. King then bishop of Derry, that he was too young. " 1 have no objection to Mr. Swift," says the bishop. " I know him to be a sprightly, ingenious young man : but, instead of residing, I dare, say, he will be eternally flying backward and forward to London; and therefore I intreat that he may be provided for in s 2 some 52 THE LIFE had been beforehand with him, and had got the pro- mise of it for another*. Upon seeing Swift's indig- nation rise at this, my lord, who began to be in no small fear of him, said " that the matter might still be settled if he would talk with Bush." Swift imme- diately found out the secretary, who very frankly told him " that he was to get a thousand pound for it, and if he would lay down the money, he should have the preference. To which Swift, enraged a to the utmost degree, at an offer which he considered as the highest insult, and done evidently with lord Berkeley's participation, made no other answer but this; " God confound you both for a couple of scoundrels." With these words he immediately quitted the room, and turned his back on the castle, determined to appear there no more. But lord Berkeley was too conscious of the ill treatment he had given him, and too fearful of the resentment of some other place." But, as if his stars had destined him a paral- lel revenge, he lived to see the bishop of Dcrry afterward set aside on account of age. That prelate had been archbishop of Dublin many years, and had been long celebrated for his wit and learn- ing, when Dr. Lindsay died. Upon his death, archbishop King im- mediately laid claim to the primacy, as a preferment to which he had a right from his station in the see of Dublin, and from his acknowledged character in the church. Neither of these preten- tions were prevalent ; he was looked upon as too far advanced in years to be removed. The reason alledged was as mortifying as the refusal itself: but the archbishep had no opportunity of shew- ing his resentment, except to the new primate Dr. Boulter, whom . he received at his own house, and in his dining-parlour, without rising from his chair ; and to whom he made an apology, by say- ing, in his usual strain of wit, and with his usual sneering coun- tenance, " My lord, I am certain your grace will forgive me because, You know I am too old to rise." See Orrery's Re- marks. W. B. t The deanery was given to Dr. Boulter. N. an OF DOCTOR SWIFT. 53 an exasperated genius, not to endeavour to pacify him. He therefore immediately presented him with the rectory of Agher, and the vicarages of Laracor, and Rath-beggan, then vacant, in the diocese of Meath*. Though these livings united did not make up a third of the deanery in value-}-, and though from the large promises, which had been made him, he had reason to expect much greater preferment, yet, considering the specimens already given of the performance of those promises, Swift thought it most prudent to accept of those livings, dropping all fu- ture expectations from that quarter. Nor did he af- terward estrange himself from lord Berkeley's family, but continued still in his office of chaplain ; to which he seems to halve been chiefly induced, from the great honour and respect which he had for his excellent lady : whose virtues he has celebrated in so masterly a manner, in the Introduction to the " Project for the Advancement of Religion." From this behaviour to lord Berkeley, we may judge how little Swift was qualified to rise at court, in the usual way of obtaining preferment ; and we He was instituted March 22, 1 699- 1700. N. + Not even after his purchase (for 260/.) of the rectorial tithes of one part of the parish, called Effernock, which he gave by his last will to his successors for ever. In his account-book he rec- kons the annual value of the said union about 230/. ; and within the first year, from March 1699, to Nov. ], 1700, the expence of his titles, rent, curate, &o amounted to l\Jl. He got the prebend of Dunlavan, in the chapter of St. Patrick, Sept. 23, i 700. Being in actual attendance as domestick chaplain to the earj of Berkeley, he had a dispensation from the bishop of Meath that year, in May, for not reading his assent and consent at La- racor and Rath-beggan until the month of June, at which time iie went through the necessary form. N. may 54 THE LIFE may estimate the greatness of his spirit, by the de- gree of resentment shown to the man, in consequence of ill treatment, upon, vvhem all his hopes of prefer- ment then rested. It was at this time that Swift's true humorous vein in poetry began to display itself, in several little pieces, written for the private entertainment of lord Berkeley's family ; among which was that incomparable piece of low humour, called " The humble Petition of Mrs. Frances Harris, &c." When lord Berkeley quitted the government of Ireland, Swift went to reside on his living at Lara- cor ; where he lived for some time in the constant and strict discharge of his duty. It was about this time that Mrs. Johnson (the afterward celebrated Stella) arrived in Ireland, ac- companied by another lady of the name of Dingley, who was related to the family of the Temples. Sir William Temple had bequeathed to Mrs. Johnson a legacy of a thousand pounds, in consideration of her father's faithful services, and her own rising merits. After sir William's death, she lived for some time with Mrs. Dingley, a lady who had but a small an- nuity to support her. In this situation Swift advised his lovely pupil to settle in Ireland, as the interest of money was at that time ten per cent in that king- dom ; and considering the cheapness of provisions, her income there would afford her a genteel support, instead of a mere subsistence in England ; for the same reason also he recommended it to Mrs. Dingley to accompany her. This proposal was very agree- able to both the ladies. To the latter, as she had scarce a sufficient income to subsist on in England, though managed with the utmost frugality ; to the former, OF DOCTOR SWIFT. 55 former, that she might be near her tutor, whose lessons, however they might dwell on her memory, had sunk still deeper into her heart. These ladies soon after their arrival, took a lodging at Trim, a village near Laracor, which was the place of Swift's residence. The conversation of this amiable woman, who, by his own account, had the most and finest accomplishments of any person he had ever known of either sex, contributed not a little to sweeten his retirement, which otherwise must soon have become burthensome to so active a spirit. But though Stella's beauty was at that time arrayed in all the pride of blooming eighteen*, yet it is certain that he never dropped the least hint that might induce her to consider him in the light of a lover. In his whole deportment he still maintained the character of a tutor, a guardian, and a friend ; but he so stu- diously avoided the appearance of any other attach- ment to her, that he never saw, or conversed with her, but in the presence of some third person. The truth is, that Swift at that time, knew not what the passion of love was ; his fondness for Stella was only that of an affectionate parent to a favourite child ; and he had long entertained a dislike to ma- trimony. He seems to have been under the domi- nion of a still more powerful passion, that of ambi- tion : a passion which, from his boyish days, had ta- ken strong hold of his mind, and never afterward for- * Stella is said by most writers to have been in her l6"th year when she first went to Ireland in 1699 ; but Mr. Sheridan and Mr. Deane Swift both say she was 18. As her name is not to be found in the parish register, which begins in 16*82, they probably are right. In 1(>8.3 is an entry of Anne the daughter of Edward Johnson, baptised ; but Mrs. Johnson's name was Esther. See Lysons, 11.453. N. sook 56 THE LIFE sook him, till all hopes of its being farther gratified had failed. Urged by this restless spirit, he every year paid a visit to England*, absenting himself for some months from the duties of his parish, and the charm- ing conversation of the amiable Stella, in hopes of finding some favourable opportunity of distinguish- ing himself, and pushing his fortune in the world. His first visit to London, from the time he had taken possession of his living, was in the year 1701. At which time he found the publick in a ferment, oc- casioned by the impeachment of the earls of Port- land and Orford, lord Somers, and lord Halifax, by the house of commons. Upon this occasion Swift wrote and published his first political tract, entitled, 1/11, where h^ dropped it, closing it with No. 45, and then leaving it to be carried on by other hands. During this time he lived in the utmost degree of confidence and familiarity, not only with Mr. Har- ley, but the whole ministry. Mr. becretary St. John was not behind Mr. Harley, either in desire of cul- tivating Swift's acquaintance, or in address, which the following extract from his Journal will sufficiently show. Nov. 11, 1710. "I dined to-day, by invitation, with the secretary of state, Mr. St. John. Mr. Har- ley came into us before dinner, and made me his excuses for .not dining with us, because he was to re- ceive people who came to propose the advancing of money to government. The secretary used me with all the kindness in the world. Prior came in after dinner ; and upon an occasion, the secretary said to him, * The best thing I ever read is not your's, but Dr. Swift on Vanbrugh ;* which I do not reckon so very good neither; but Prior was damped, till I stuffed him with two or three compliments. He told OP DOCTOR SWIFT. 87 told me, among other things, that Mr. Harley com- plained he could keep nothing from me, I had the way so much of getting into him. I knew that was a refinement, and so I told him ; and it was so. Indeed it is hard to see these great men use me like one who was their betters, and the puppies with you in Ireland hardly regarding me. But there are some reasons for all this, which I will tell you when we meet." In another place, he says, March 3, 17 JO-1 1. "I dined with Mr. Harley to-day. Every Saturday, lord keeper, secretary St. John, and I, dine with him, and sometimes lord Rivers, and they let in none else. I staid with Mr. Harley till nine, when we had much discourse together, after the rest were gone, and I gave him very truly my opinion, when he desired it." Feb. 18, 1710-11. " Secretary St. John would need have me dine with him to-day ; and there I found three persons I never saw, two I had no ac- quaintance with, and one I did not care for ; so I left them early, and came home, it being no day to walk, but scurvy rain and wind. The secretary tells me he has put a cheat upon me ; for lord Peterbo- row sent him twelve dozen flasks of Burgundy, on condition I should have my share ; but he never was quiet till they were all gone ; so I reckon he owes me thirty-six pounds." Feb. 25. "I dined to-day with Mr. Secretary St. John, on condition I might choose my company, which were lord Rivers, lord Carteret, sir T. Mansel, and Mr. Lewis. I invited Masham, Hill, sir John Stanley, and George Granville, but they were en- gaged ; and I did it in revenge of his having such bad 88 THE LIFE bad company when I dined with him before. So we laughed, &c. In the beginning of February, there was a piece of behaviour in Mr. Harley toward Swift, which net- tled him to the quick, and had nearly occasioned a breach between them. Of this Swift gives the fol- lowing account in his Journal. Feb. 6, )7io. " Mr. Harley desired me to dine with him again to-day, but I refused him ; for I fell out with him yesterday, and will not see him again till he makes me amends." Feb. 7- " I was this morning early with Mr. Lewis of the secretary's office, and saw a letter Mr. Harley had sent him, desiring to be reconciled ; but I was deaf to all entreaties, and have desired Lewis to go to him, and let him know that I expected farther sa- tisfaction. If we let these great ministers pretend too much, there will be no governing them. He promises to make me easy, if I will but come and see him ; but I won't, and he shall do it by message, or I will cast him off. I will tell you the cause of our quarrel when I see you, and refer it to yourselves. In that he did something, which he intended for a favour, and I have taken it quite otherwise, dis- liking both the thing and the manner, and it has heartily vexed me ; and all I have said is truth, though it looks like jest : and I absolutely refused to submit to his intended favour, and expect farther sa- tisfaction." In a subsequent part of the Journal he acquaints Stella with the cause of quarrel. March 7. " Yes I understand a cipher, and Ppt* * Stella. S. guesses OP DOCTOR SWIFT. 80 guesses right, as she always does. He gave me at bsadnnk Iboinlpt dfaonr ufawfbtoy dpeonufnad * ; which I sent him again by Mr. Lewis, to whom I wrote a very complaining letter, that was showed him, and so the matter ended. He told me he had a quarrel with me; I said I had another with him, and we returned to our friendship, and I should think he loves me as well as a great minister can love a man in so short a time." Nothing could have been considered by Swift as a greater indignity, than this offer of Mr. Harley's, \i which put him on the footing of a hireling writer. Accordingly, he was determined to let him see how much he had mistaken his man, by refusing to see him again till he had asked his pardon by a third hand. He laid hold of this opportunity, to let the ministry know how he expected to be treated by them for the future : as a man, who not only-scorned . a state of dependance, but who could not bear any r\. thing that might carry the least appearance of it ; as one who entered a volunteer in their cause, and who scorned to lie under any obligation, or accept of any thing to which he was not justly entitled by his me- rits : and lastly, as one, who, conscious of his abili- ties to serve the publick, expected to be considered by them as their coadjutor in the cause, and to be treated on a footing of entire equality. Accordingly, immediately after Mr. Harley had made his peace * This is a sort of cipher, in which, to disguise the words, su- perfluous letters are introduced ; and the way to read it is to pass oVer those letters, and retain only such as will make out words and sense, in the following manner, where the letters to be re- tained are capitals. Al BsAdNnK lBoInLpt dFuOnli uFalnF- bToY dPeOnUiNaD, That is, A Bank Bill for Jiffy pound. S. with SO THE LIFK with him, he showed, by an extraordinary piece of behaviour, that he was determined to extract this from them, without bating the smallest article. The cir* cumstance is mentioned in the following passage of the Journal. Feb. J 2. "I dined to-day with Mr. secretary St. John: I went to the Court of requests at noon, and sent Mr. Harley into the house to call the secretary, to let him know I would not dine with him if he dined late.'* When this story is told, without any other circum- stance, and we are informed that a private clergy- man, vicar of a small country living, in an obscure part of the world, sent the prime minister of Great Britain, to bring out to him the first secretary of $tate from the senate house, where he was engaged in the important business of the nation, upon so fri- volous an occasion, we should be apt to consider it was a wanton exertion of the most insolent pride. But when we reflect that this was done the very day after he was reconciled to Mr. Harley, and that he took the first opportunity of retaliating the slight put upon him a few days before, it can only give us a high opinion of his magnanimity. Besides, upon this reconciliation, he thought it necessary to give both ministers a specimen of the terms upon which alone their union could continue, the principal of which was a most perfect equality. How little Swift was willing to allow them any superiority, may be judged by an expression in his journal the next day after this accident. Feb. 13. " I have taken Mr. Harley into favour *gain," And OP DOCTOR SWIFT. gl And it soon afterward appeared how readily these ministers came into his terms, as may be seen from the following passage. Feb. 1 7 . " The ministers are good honest hearty %] fellows : I use them like dogs, because I expect they will use me so. They call me nothing but Jonathan, and I said I believed they would leave me Jonathan as they found me ; and that I never knew a minister do any thing for those whom they make companions of their pleasures : and I believe you will find it so, but I care not." How tenacious he was of his rights in this respect, and how ready to take the alarm upon the least ap- pearance of their being infringed, we may judge from the following account of what passed between the se-t cretary and him, some time after, on an occasion of that sort. April 1, 1/11. "I dined with the secretary who seemed terribly down and melancholy ; which Mr. Prior and Lewis observed as well as I : perhaps something is gone wrong ; perhaps there, is nothing in it." April 3. "I called at Mr. secretary's, to see what the d ailed him on Sunday : I made him a very proper speech, told him I observed he was much out of temper ; that I did not expect he would tell me the cause, but would be glad to see he was in bet- ter ; and one thing I warned him of, never to appear cold to me, for I would not be treated like a schools boy ; that I had felt too much of that in my life aU ready, that I expected every great minister, who honoured me with his acquaintance, if he heard or saw any thing to my disadvantage, would let me fcnow it in plain words, and not put me in pain to guess \ $3 TIIE LIFE guess by the change or coldness of his countenance or behaviour ; for it was what I would hardly bear from a crowned head, and I thought no subject's favour was worth it* ; and that I designed to let my lord keeper, and Mr. Harley, know the same thing, that they might use me accordingly. He took all right ; said I had reason ; vowed nothing ailed him, but sit- ting up whole nights at business, and one night at drinking; would have had me dine with him and Mrs. Masham's brother, to make up matters ; but I would not : I don't know, but I would not. But in- deed I was engaged with my old friend Roliinson ; you never heard of him before." From this time we find that Swift was treated by the ministry with the most unreserved confidence in regard to publick affairs, and the most familiar inti- macy in private ; being always present at their most secret consultations in political matters, and a con- stant companion of their chosen parties to enliven their social hour. Swift has given us the following view of the light in which he considered the situation of affairs about that time. "March 4, 17 10. " This kingdom is cer- tainly ruined, as much as was ever any bankrupt mer- chant. We must have a peace, let it be a bad or a good one ; though nobody dares talk of it. The nearer I look upon things, the worse I like them. I believe the confederacy will soon break to pieces, and our fac- tions at home increase. The ministry is upon a very * In a subsequent part of the Journal to Stella, he says, " Don't jou remember how I used to be in pain, when sir William Temple would look cold and out of humour for three or four days, and I used to suspect a hundred reasons ? 1 have plucked up my spirit since then, faith ; be spoiled a fine gentleman.'' S. narrow OP DOCTOR SWIFT. Q3 narrow bottom, and stand like an isthmus between the whigs on one side, and violent tories on the other. They are able seamen, but the tempest is too great, the ship too rotten, and the crew all against them. Lord Somers has been twice in the queen's closet, once very lately ; and the duchess of Somerset, who now has the key, is a most insinuating woman ; and I believe they will endeavour to play the same game that has been played against them. I have told them all this, which they know already ; but they cannot help it. They have cautioned the queen so much against being governed, that she observes it too much. I could talk till to-morrow upon these things, but they make me melancholy. I could not but observe lately, after much conversation with Mr* Harley; though he is the most fearless man alive, and the least apt to despond, he confessed to me, that, uttering his mind to me, gave him ease." Swift was employed chiefly in writing the Exa- miners till the beginning of the following June ; when, having with ease foiled all his opponents in this skirmishing way of fighting, he retired to pre- pare for the general engagement, expected at the opening of the next campaign, and which was likely to prove decisive with regard to the fate of the two parties. It is certain, that his apprehensions for the side which he had embraced, were daily increasing ; and as he said himself, " the nearer he looked upon things, the worse he liked them." But his apprehensions were either confined within his own breast, or communicated only to the ministry, ex- cepting in the Journal to Stella, where he is wholly without reserve. He had said to her, so early as Ja- nuary 7, J 7JO-1 1 : " In my opinion we have nothing r\ g4 rfE iim to save us but a peace, and I am sure we cannot have such a one as we hoped ; and then the whigs will bawl what they would have done, had they con- tinued in power. I tell the ministry this as much as I dare, and shall venture to say a little more to them." Afterward, he gave her an account of the danger they were in, frOm the most violent members of their own party. Feb. 18. " We are plagued with an October club, that is, a set of above a hundred parliament men of the country, who drink October beer at home, and meet every evening at a tavern near the parliament, to consult on affairs, and drive things to extremes against the whigs ; to call the old ministry to account, and get off five or six heads. The mi- nistry seem not to regard them ; yet one of them in confidence told me, that there must be something thought on to settle things better. I'll tell you one great secret : the queen, sensible how much she was governed by the late ministry, runs a little into the other extreme ; and is jealous in that point, even of those who got her out of the other's hands. The ministry is for gentler measures, and the other tories for more violent. Lord Rivers, talking to me the other day, cursed the paper called The Examiner, for speaking civilly of the duke of Marlborough. This I happened to talk of to the secretary, who blamed the warmth of that lord, and some others ; and swore, if their advice were followed, they would be blown up in twenty-four hours. And I have rea- son to think, they will endeavour to prevail on the queen, to put her affairs more in the hands of a ministry, than she does at present ; and there are twor men \ OF DOCTOR SWIFT. gS men thought on, one of whom you have often met the name of in my letters." But though there were many external cir >iim- stances which rendered the situation of the ministry very precarious, yet the chief danger arose from themselves, through a want of concert and mutual confidence, so necessary to men embarked in so dif- ficult an undertaking. This was chiefly owing to the reserve and mysterious conduct of Mr. Harley, which gave great umbrage to Mr. St. John, and had very nearly occasioned a breach between them about that time, of which Swift makes the following men- tion in his Journal. August 27, 1711.