I.1KKA.KV University of California- Received iAN 1895 , i8g Accessions No.Q^^^Jl^ Chns No. S9Yi IT THE DANCE OF LIFE Digitized by tine Internet Arciiive in 2007 witin funding from IVIicrosoft Corporation littp://www.arcliive.org/details/danceoflifeansweOObowericli THE DANCE OF LIFE AN ANSWER TO THK DANCE OF FJEATH", - Mrs. Dr. J. MILTON BOWERS UFIVBRSITT San Francisco San Francisco News Company 1877 slrf^^ Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1877, by Mrs. Dr. J. MiLTON BOWEKS, in the Office of the Librarian of Congress, at Washington, D. C. 13 3'^ To THE Lady Dancers of San Francisco : In your interests, chiefly, and in your defense, have I written this little book, and to your kindly protection, in full confidence, I commit it. Neces- sarily more a bunch of thorns than of roses, more a broom than a bouquet, you will not, I trust, look for beauty, but for use, as you read : for we need not flowers but weapons, not grace but strength, for war. I shall not say to you, "Put yourself in my place"; for mine is yours. If your feelings in reading be what mine were in writing, they will bear me, I know, as one of a multitude, triumph- antly along. With sisterly greeting, but without apology for stepping from your ranks to check the insolence of a Philistine, I subscribe myself, OF YOU. ^4^ 0? THl"^ TJiri7BIlSIT7] X " If in the wanton gesture aught Pure innocence defame*, The waltz itself is not in fault, — The waltzer is to blame." " To twine around in mere embrace Is but a^fancied harm ; Or arm with arm to interlace Gives virtue no alarm." PREFACE. N E of the best, and, when mod- erately used, most innocent of our social recreations is the dance. And no variety of this, as to either motion or music, is more attractive than the Waltz. This, originating from no frivolous or licentious people, but from the staid and home-loving Germans, was imported about 1815 into England, where it soon won high favor. True, there was a little outcry raised at first against it by the timid or prudish of that conservative island; but it kept the ground it gained, viii Preface. and could not to-day be driven from the mansions of an aristocratic caste, the proudest, and, morally, the purest, per- haps, in the world. And now is it to become a dream of the past, for which we may soon long in vain? Shall this most natural offspring of youth and joy be swept away, like Hood's Midsummer Fairies, by the ruth- less hand of some moral vandal or specu- lator? Is the temple of the most wor- shiped and worshipful of the Nine to be forever closed because some sensational- ist chooses to label the rite she loves The Dance of Death? We think not. We think that all we need do is to ex- pose again the oft-recurring fallacy of decrying what is useful, beautiful, or in- dispensable, because it is liable to abuse ; to show that any of the indispensable Preface. ix acts of life can afford the base and law- less an equal opportunity for the display of their character. A mere accident led me to answer this ** Dance of Death." About two months ago, a friend called my attention, while in a store, to the book. The title struck me as curious and ominous; and think- ing, notwithstanding its fantastic exter- nal, that it was some allegory of the Pilgrim s Progress type, I opened it. It is quite safe to say of this book what can be said of few, that from any of its one hundred and thirty pages you can in- stantly deduce its character. I read a few sentences of the preface, and was still more astonished that the author pleaded necessity as an excuse for the publication. Thinking, then, that some reasons would be found to palliate, at X • Preface. least, its obscenity, I purchased a copy. Never did any book awake within me such feelings of shame and indignation. Only a strong impulse to vindicate my sex from its slanders (infamous as far we are concerned) could have led me to give it the careful perusal an answer demanded. And if, in following the author, I am forced to plunge into a Stygian stream of fetid impurity, my readers cannot expect that I shall pass through it wholly without soil. But as the external gar- ments of language, however repulsive, will not sully the whiteness of the soul, I need make little apology to my read- ers for any forced infringement on the domain of the indelicate. Lest my re- marks upon the author himself, however, seem too personal and severe, I would Preface. • xi remind my readers that the antecedents and character of every '' revelator " are proper subjects for comment and criti- cism, especially when we have (as in this case) no means of arriving at any direct and "positive knowledge of the matter whereof he speaks." These (which, fortunately, we have both voluntarily and involuntarily from himself), must determine to a great ex- tent what weight his assertions should carry. The style, too, of a writer, as of a witness, should have much influence on our minds. My remarks upon the author, keeping to the strict letter of the text he furnishes, must be considered in no other light than as argumentative. I have no personal knowledge whatever of him, and if I had any spleen to gratify, I would not condescend to indulge it, only xii . Preface. because he had uttered what did not please me. In a word, I would use (as I hope I have) the whip only of logic and of just inference to chastise his audacity. I cannot foresee in what light the other sex will view an effort that, from its nature, can plead but inferentially their cause. For their sakes I hope they are able, and will soon tell the author of the *' Dance," that, respecting them as well as us, he ''lies — under a mistake"; but, as to my own sex, if I shall gain (as I doubt not) their approval and sympa- thy, I shall be amply rewarded for my trouble, how much soever I may be censured, for the sake of consistency, by some critics of the pulpit or the press. CHAPTER I. The Waltz? the mazy Waltz ! be sure It shall not be forgot ; To us it yields new life and grace, Though the vulgar seize them not ; Its rings we'll weave like children true Of sun and moon, in our play. And gain surcease of sorrow and care With a glimpse of that joyous day, When all of the madness and horror and sin That fools and bigots have bred therein From our earth shall have passed away. J. H. Carey. HERE are in polemics two kinds of books, each almost equally- difficult to answer ; the one ex- hibiting good sense and sound logic, the other, not a particle of either. So always, in some point, les extremes se 14 THE DANCE OF LIFE. toiichent. The book before me, " 7^ he Dance of Death," belongs eminently to the last class, with the addition that its folly is of the most pernicious kind. The face of its pages shows the author to be, in mechanical education, just what he dis- avows — a ''professed (professional, I sup- pose he means) litterateur " ; and in true education, or natural development, some- thing very remote from a refined and cultured man. True, he seems suffi- ciently well-read and acquainted with an- cient writing, to treat his subject, how- ever revolting, with some tact and taste ; yet he hardly vails with a fig-leaf its nude obscenities. Nor can we accord to him even the poor merit of good inten- tion ; for the internal evidence of the book betrays that the author's design was anything but that of " malice " against vice. This is conclusively proved from his own words, in his tenth chapter, as we shall see. The style throughout THE DEVIL A MONK IS HE." has all the licentious polish of the volup- tuary — all the sanctimonious airs of a book meant, under the guise of virtue, to sap the morals of society. But, through all the glamour of the book we are review- ing, we detect the gloating eye and fever- ish pulse. If I feel that my mind has been in high revolt from the pollution of its pages, my readers can judge how " much good " it would do to have its poison cast into the tender, receptive minds of the young. Let the most blase French novelist, not excluding Paul de Kock, now forever hide his diminished head. His worst has been outdone by an American, who, avowedly palled by a long career of pleasure, would fain have us believe that his " sense of duty" forces him to be our "moralist and guide. " Even if the visionary dangers against which he warns us had any reality, his book is cal- culated to aggravate them tenfold, by suggestions that otherwise would never i^<>^ OP THB ^^ l6 THE DANCE OF LIFE. enter the minds of the pure. If "to the pure all things are pure," to the filthy all things are filthy, and of the last no one can so well point the moral as the author of " The Dance of Death." Nor need he fear that any one would be so silly as to suppose him a Puritan Min- ister, and still less to suppose that it is merely from change of ^as^e he refuses to continue the draught of the waltz, which he once found so intoxicating. Were this last true, he^would surely have told us by what means he experienced this change of heart, and gared no longer to be a virgin-devouring Minotaur. Must we not say of vice as of fame, Vh^esque acqttirit eundo. Besides, writ- ing under a nom-de-plume, his modesty(.'*) would not be hurt by any admissions. We are evidently a very nearsighted community and our olfactory nerves ex- ceedingly defective; for, unlike theauthor, we are unable to descry the '' presence of SUUM CUIQUE. I 7 corruption" so gross as to deserve the avalanche of virtuous wrath he sends upon our devoted heads. Supposing those who waltz cannot read (and it would not be surprising that many of his waltzers cannot) ought he not have preached from the house-tops for their benefit ? He says he knows that there are many who can and do dance without an impure thought, or action, and to those he does not speak. Why, then, is his introduc- tory scene laid in an aristocratic mansion? Why not confess at once that his portrait- ure of the dance refers to a bagnio, a hoodlum picnic, a beer cellar, or a low- class divan? The heads as well as the heels of those to be found in lordly man- sions are, we must presume, cultivated at least to the extent that no gross license, such as the author imagines, could be, for an instant, tolerated. Wealth brings refinement, and refinement is incompati- ble with indecency. But this man in 1 8 THE DANCE OF LIFE. truth describes the manners, and gestures found perhaps (though even this is doubt- ful) in places devoted to vice, and not those of the inmates or guests of a re- spectable private dwelling. In the form- er the grosser passions are rampant, and rule with iron sway. Our author s descriptions can leave us but little doubt that he "knows whereof he affirms;" but if he had not decency enough to keep the feelings aroused in such dens to himself, he should at least not outrage society by asserting that they are quick- ened to intensest life in its choicest circles. Much as we delight in the healthful exhil- aration of the dance, heaven defend us from the extraordinary exaltation of spirits that the author's waltz produces ; from the foul imaginations that any well- bred young woman would shake as a pestilence from her. But as we fear not the author s bug- bears, assured that the internal mirror BEAUTY WITHOUT THE BEAST. 1 9 will reflect, for our thoughts, only what we are, let us enter the scene of enchant- ment, and join the throng of " lewd dan- cers." Strange as it may seem, the youth, beauty, and innocence, from which classic sculptors and mythologists of old drew their inspiration, invite us to do so with irresistible allurement. Funny though, that nothing savoring of a Dio- nysian revel strikes the senses; no ob- scene pictures meet, as they should, the eye ; no Bacchic music of the cancan or orchestral improvisations from a Cre- morne or Mabille Jardin strike, as they should, the ear; naught but the divine strains of Strauss, wafting the soul from earth to Olympus. As I walk into the room on the arm of the doctor, my hus- band (who, by the way, does not dance), a great many acquaintances claim a smile and a bow. I do dance readers, I am happy to say, and my card is soon filled. There are quite a number of small wo- 20 THE DANCE OF LIFE. men, nimble and li^^ht of foot, women who seldom reach to the shoulders of their partners. Strange they should have so many of these ravenous beasts seeking to devour them with their eye, to mingle their fiery breath with — well the artificial flowers in their hair perhaps, that now and then tickle their noses. Yes, strange, I say, how many Apollos like to dance with those small women who generally need no support from a partner and are not given to re- posing on his breast. One of Strauss' best is being exquisitely played. What may be our feelings and emotions, any one sensible to heavenly music can tell. Are the inspirations it gives, of the earth, earthy, grovelling ? We forget our part- ners, our friends, our surroundings, in these almost sacred circlings, that like the religious gyrations of the Magi, permit the soul a temporary escape from the body to realms above. This is the "MUSIC HATH CHARMS, ETC. 21 soul-reviving nectar that a moralistic (?) speculator would dash from our lips ! We seem floating through ether, far re- moved from earth and its cares. We are with the gods, yes, but not the sensuous, impure gods of the ancients. We ex- perience not the questionable pleasure of Mahomet's Paradise, still less the gross one of the debauchee, but something altogether blissful and pure. And as its last low tones die off, we mentally ex- claim with Richter : Away! away! Thou speakest to me of things I ne'er hath seen nor e'er shall see. As to exhaustion, why, calisthenics or any other medically-recommended exercise, produces a not unhealthy fatigue. The description the author gives of the dancing of a couple is ludicrous in the extreme; it utterly transcends all my experience. In the name of common sense, what decent woman would dance 22 THE DANCE OF LIFE. with even the most intimate relative or friend in the manner he describes? " Her head upon his shoulder, her face upturned to his, her naked arm around a strange man's neck, her swelling breast heaving tumultuously against his ! ! " Pshaw! If the real object of this book were the destruction of the waltz, it would be defeated by the utter absurd- ity of the pictures. That " pure " maiden so vividly described is no pure maiden, but belongs to that class whose motto is, ''In all essential particulars, my virtue is at your disposal." A pure maiden does not, act like this. She has no impure postures, no indecent poses. Purity is everywhere pure, chastity al- ways chaste. Could a woman of the high world, possessed of any refinement, forget herself to this degree ? Just think, reader, of the caricature with which you are presented ! It was not the "morals," but the intelligence of the THOUGHTS IMPURE "MATERIALIZED. 23 " printer " that was outraged when our author presented him with such "copy " as " her naked arm around a strange man s neck ;" just as if a woman ever waltzed, or could waltz, with any one in that style. Let any lady whose height does not exceed five feet eight inches make the experiment with one even two or three inches taller. But not content with slandering my sex, our author must now slander his own. I am very observant of human nature, yet have never seen the " faint smile of triumph " on the lip of " the late partner," — a triumph that seems to me as visionary and intangible as the horrors of this " Dance of Death." It puts me in mind of a story I once heard. A poor hungry man stood before a sau- sage-stall with but six-pence in his pocket, deliberating about the invest- ment of his last cent in the purchase of the huckster's suspicio us th ough savory ^ ^^ OF THE ^ 24 THE DANCE OF LIFE. compound. He remained so long be- fore the stall without purchasing that the proprietor grew indignant and de- manded six-pence of him on the ground that he snuffed up fully six-pence worth of flavor. Upon his very natural re- fusal to liquidate, the woman in a rage had him taken before a judge. After having heard both sides of the story, the judge asked the poor man for his six-pence. It was mournfully handed over. The London Solomon then called for two plates, and placed the money between them. Bidding the woman lis- ten attentively, he rung violently for a little while the money ; then handing it back to its owner, he said, * Depart now in peace, my good woman, your claim is settled ; this man has snuffed the odor of your sausages, and you have heard the jingle of his money.' We get on page 28 a picture of a jealous husband, whom all join in ridi- BACCHUS AND ARIADNE. 25 culing. Ah ! my friends, if he be jealous, he knows why, and that voluptuous wo- man he calls his wife, knows why, also ; for a waltz is a very little thing to be jealous of. It is really a (5^-cause with- out a cause. In this case, perhaps the husband thought he had followed long enough the intrigue going on between his wife and her partner in the waltz ; for these are the ones who may lose their senses and give themselves up to a sen- sual and degrading exaltation. No won- der the husband is '' miserable, self-de- spised, murderous." I do not blame him for scowling and turning green from the snake-bite of jealousy. If graceful dancing, like that of Bac- chus and Ariadne, had always two such excellent results as those given from the '*old writer," viz, to make bachelors Benedicts, and to send strayaways home to their wives, I do not see what more our author could desire. But what non- 26 THE DANCE OF LIFE. sense to cite fables about Grecian myths as arguments ! But what an audacious flight does the author's imagination take on page 31 ! One of the ^'perfect'' lady-waltzers enter- ing a hired hack to be driven home, very slowly, by order — in the dark — ("down with the curtains," says our romancist) — all alone with her newly found Apollo of the ball-room. Would any parent, relative, escort or friend tolerate, under any cir- cumstances, such a breach of etiquette, of natural propriety ? Perhaps he would have us believe that young ladies go to private fashionable balls unattended ! Ah! truly, we fear that those gay blacksmiths are seldom trusted with such ductile ma- terial as that of young maidens, except in the fervid imaginations of people like the author. But should a solitary in- stance, one out of ten millions, occuf wherein they are, who is to blame } * The waltz, undoubtedly,' the author FIGHTS NOT OUR FOES. 27 would say ! Away with such stupid in- ferences! As well blame the horses that pull the carriage. It is not waltzing that is the crying evil of to-day ; it is the cham- pagne, the late suppers and the night exposure after the hot-bath of a theatre, etc., which ruin tlie young and bring them to an early grave. If the author had be- thought him to assail these evils as em- phatically as he did the waltz, some real and solid good might have resulted. I am far from favoring all the dances of to- day — some savor too much of vulgarity — but the objectionable ones, such as the " Boston Dip," are vetoed in good, if not in fast society, and will eventually die out altogether. Declaim against these if you will, but leave us our delicious, soul-in- spiring waltz. The author's tirade is not alone against the waltz, but the waltzers, calling the latter of my sex names that I cannot re- print. What gentleman would descend, 28 THE DANCE OF LIFE. needlessly, to sully his pages with the epithets Mr. Herman continually uses. Such language, however, exposes the man and his motive. If he have any ill- wishers, they need no longer yearn for vengeance, in the subtle words of the sage : " Oh ! that mine enemy would write a book!" He anticipates this charge, of course, as he does many others, pleading the excuse of necessity for thrust- ing his " putridity under our nostrils." It was rank enough, heaven knows, in idea without intensifying it by word. But "his peace of mind" and anxiety "for what our morals ought to be," demanded this! He would be the last to wound pure and delicate minds by grossness of idea or expression ! It is, of course, no cheap clap-trap with him to declare that he would " prefer his right hand to with- er than to give offense to one "! ! H is book is circulating now freely, I understand, just where it will do most harm — just THE **D. D. IN THE SCHOOLS. 29 where, undoubtedly, it will produce meet fruit. If we sow the wind, what can we reap but the whirlwind ! CHAPTER II At every ball My wife now waltzes and my daughters shall. Byron, T THE head of chapter 1 1 of the '* Dance," we have the follow- ing from Petrarch : " The dance is the spur of lust — a circle of which the devil is the center. Many women that use it have come dishonest home, rrtost indifferent, none better." The name of the author destroys the argument of this citation. This poet lived in a most licentious age, when a refined or morally educated woman, was the rare exception. In his day there was little cultivation of either heart or brain. ITALY AND FRANCE. 3I At no time could even French morals compare with the Italian licentiousness and corruption of that day. The people were so susceptible to female charms, that they were forced to examine some of their " prisoners in the dark, lest jus- tice should be perverted by the influence of personal beauty." If France, then, was outdone in profligacy of manners by Italy, Petrarch's assertions, as above, will seem none too strong for the provocation. The truth is their morals were altogether decousties. The undisciplined and igno- rant population were sunk in either fan- aticism or sensuality, these opposites necessarily creating much social strife and disorder. The fiery women of Italy indulged every passing whim, knew not what soul culture meant, and were strang- ers to most of those home qualities that women should possess, contenting them- selves with mere external attractions that satisfy not the demands of the heart. 32 THE DANCE OF LIFE. Warm, sunny, passionate Italia was the birthplace of the most licentious forms of dancing. Can we wonder that Petrarch wrote in the above strain ? But the state of the world to-day (at least of the English-speaking portion) is very different, socially and morally — no less than politically — from that of the Italy of the poet's time. Every succeeding period since, has brought improvements with it, and to-day we can enjoy the pleasures of dancing, as well as many others then grossly abused, in a manner consistent with the most refined and chaste feelings. This book goes on to say : *' The fair women you have somewhat naturally mistaken for pretresses de la Vagabonde Venus, are the pure daughters and spot- less wives of our best citizens. Their male companions or accomplices, or whatever you choose to call them, are the creme de la creme of all that is re- SHOCKING INTRUDERS. 33 spectable and eligible in society." Heavens ! What language and asser- tions ! No wonder that he should dread the formidable frowns of wealth and fashion at this audacious and incredible impeachment. But the noble reformer quails not, cheered by the hope that those fair votaries of the waltz who are not above reproach, will, when they read this product of a high moral purpose (!) and a smitten conscience, reform alto- gether. And indeed few pure-minded women who have read his book, can now share in this dance without a blush ? Thoughts and emotions utterly strange to them must rise up to embarrass and restrain them. What was hitherto an innocent diversion, tends to become for a time at least, a painful ordeal and will remain so until this book is (as I trust it soon shall be) forgotten. If emotions, such as the author ascribes to the waltz, were at all awakened, it would be be- 34 THE DANCE OF LIFE. tween lovers or friends at least, and not between utter strangers. The author now quotes some choice morceaux from Byron's "Waltz." This indecent poem might well have been the root, as it has been the food, of the '* Dance." The child seems every way like and worthy of such a parent. But as to authors and citations, how ad- mirably our moralist, commencing with Swinburne, chooses his own. Suum cuique. For him must have been written: " All that nature made thine own, Floating in air or pent in stone, Will rive the hills and swim the sea, And, like thy shadow, follow thee." What author more suggestive of inde- cency than Byron! — a man ready to sin upon the least provocation, and whose mind was ever in the whirl of turbid, sensual passions. Is it astonishing that he, or any of his class, misconstrue the exhilaration of the Waltz? Men love WE KNOW YOU NOT. 35 darkness whose deeds are darkness; therefore Byron would have "the light put out." In more cases than one he has shocked his readers, where the theme afforded less scope for it even than the Waltz. The author addresses himself to the best people of every country. How for- eign to their thoughts must be his ideas ! The elegant and refined of the old world, at least, will charitably suppose him dazed, should they ever deign to give his Rabelaistic conceits a perusal. But I presume they will be left to the scum of humanity as their fitting food. How can we draw a parallel between the love of dancing and that of drink? If there v^^x^ ^^ anything in' the former as there is in the latter, would men dis- continue it after marriage, as it is as- serted they almost invariably do ? What man leaves off drink for any length of time after marriage — if the love of it had 36 THE DANCE OF LIFE. fastened on him before — however terri- ble its consequences might be to himself and family? Of dancers we cannot say, — Celui qui a dansc^ dansera, as we do of drunkards, — Celui qui a bu boira. Pope could scarcely have had in view the Waltz ''monster" when he wrote: " But seen too oft, familiar with his face, We first endure, then pity, then embrace} — for no familiarity could reconcile us to an Apollo, transformed to a Dragon more pestilential than that of the classic myth. They who understand human nature know how tenacious is vice of its victims, and how despotically it crushes outsail the protecting good in our nature. For, *' Our acts our angels are, or good or ill, The fatal shadows that walk by us still." To understand fully this, we have but to enter the drunkard's home. No com- fort within its walls! No joyous prattle of children there; no fire or food, — THE WAGES OF SIN. 37 naught but gaunt famine, fear, tears, and whisky; the end — madness or death. Again, see the consequences of inordi- nate thirst for gain or power, whereby one becomes a petrifaction, moving no longer in the image of Him who made us. Here will be another almost equally desolate home; gilded misery — naught else. The wife of a Midas or Napoleon may pace her salons decked with jewels, but her arms hold no golden sheaves of love ; her heart is dead, her life a blank. If she have vice, what wonder that she indulge it! Take Jealousy — but need we depict this fiend? Who has not seen the fierce gleam of his eye, culminating most fre- quently in unspeakable horrors. And how enduring and incurable the vice of gambling! An evil spirit, ever urging on its victim with the glittering prize that allures only to inevitable de- 38 THE DANCE OF LIFE. struction! The end of all these things is death. But who are the presiding deities at the dancing fete? Those of Hades or of Olympus? The Furies or the Graces? Let the appearance of the ball-room, the smile of pleasure on all faces, and the quickening of the pulse to the joyous music of the dance, answer. We return to our homes, after a social feast with refined and cultivated human beings, refreshed and strengthened, our better natures, if not more stimulated to good, certainly not more stimulated to evil. By joy as by sorrow the heart softens to a thousand kindly offices for those less fortunate than we, and the silent trusts committed to us are generally, from such influences, more faithfully discharged. Asked once by a gentleman if I were any better after waltzing, I replied with some surprise that I was no worse than if I had played at croquet. To vice, as THE WALTZ VS. ALCOHOL. 39 I have said, belongs death; but to the genial Waltz, naught that I can see but life. How can our author reconcile purity of thought with sensuality of thought ? How can a woman be pure and impure at the same time? Yet, this is what he specifically asserts. No shadow of degre- dation ever flitted over me or my friends, though we have waltzed away many a delightful evening, returning to our homes recruited in spirits, and Carrying in our hearts for days Peace that hallows rudest ways. After making some quite inapplicable comparisons between the evils of alcohol and tobacco, and those of the waltz, he proceeds to tell us that it is to ''pure and lovely woman " ( ! ! ) he addresses himself, to dissuade her from sullying herself any longer with this degrading amusement. Our dance, indeed, might well deserve 40 THE DANCE OF LIFE. some of the epithets he gives it, were we, in its performance, a tenth part as in- extricably interblended as incongruous ideas are in his. The female elite of so- ciety are not exactly "prostitutes!" argues this audacious writer, "though the unin- itiated spectator of their orgies might well imagine it;" and the soul-destroying waltz is one of the choice products of those who lead the world in all that is refined and desirable, ''perfected by the grace with which God has gifted them above the vul- gar ! " Those people whom the poet aptly calls the " glass of fashion and the mould of form," who could give us again, in their persons and demeanor, the rules, if lost, of all aesthetic art — those are they forsooth, who shock our feelings by their libidinous poses and movements, while yet, in their necessarily light and unim- peding costume (charged to them like- wise as a " perfect outrage"), they display a ravishing grace and "poetry of motion!'' OH ! NAME IT NOT ! 4 1 What clashing stuff is all this, to be sure! But what can we expect from the taste of a man who writes of women, fair and chaste enough, according to his de- scriptions, to attract the angels, as "spit- ted on the same bodkin " with their ''paramours " (?) in the dance ! ! Who- ever before addressed such language to " lovely and pure women " as is found in this book ? Good mothers will consign it to the flames; husbands will hide it from their wives, or thrust it into some corner to be forever forgotten. In no country but this, perhaps, would it have been allowed to see the light of day. Just think, readers, of a roud, evidently blasd but not passd, announcing to the world that pure-minded women listen gladly in the mazes of the waltz to lan- guage that elsewhere they would indig- nantly resent! So, the balls that we attend are orgies ! The fashionable par- ties at the Palace are bacchanalian revels ! 42 THE DANCE OF LIFE. The soirdes dansantes of the upper ten, are the hot-beds whence emanate these orgies, — and we, nearly all of us, are tainted — wife, daughter, sister — because we have dared to waltz ! Aye, verily, when this Daniel comes to judgment not one is found spotless — no, not one. " The social status of these people is not that of the rude peasant, whose lewd pranks are the result of ignorance, but that of the most highly cultivated and refined among us." Were the author addressing these "rude and ignorant peas- ants," he might have some excuse for his language. The boor, we are told, could not dance (though he were "to give his soul " for the power) like these beings far his superiors, and yet far his inferiors — if animal desire and brutish passion consti- tute inferiority — as the author from his premises must concede. Then, better the boor in his clogs, than these "high- strung, patent-leathered individuals," so CONFUSION CONFOUNDED. 43 much more refined and educated; for thus, and only thus, can he dance inno- cently. We should have thought that the animal propensities of the boor would render him much more fit to create and enjoy the author's "bliss" of the waltz, than would their instincts so fit the true lady or gentleman. But it seems we mistook. Logic is logic, but to what poor sophistry we have sometimes to resort to maintain a crazy idea ! Who can unravel for us this tangle of illogical and incon- gruous fancies.'^ Can vulgarity, obscenity and absurdity combined, transcend the pictures given us in this ** Dance of Death " ? ^^ CHAPTER III, Childhood's happy voices Oh, bid them not be still j While the heart rejoices Let its laughter peal," NTiciPATiNG in the third chap- ter the indignation that his par- adoxical slanders are calculat- ed to excite, he condescends " to go out of his way to answer " some Sunday objections, made only to be put down. As I belong to neither of the classes into which he divides my sex, — as I am neither an old fogy, quite unac- quainted with modern dancing, nor yet, (though perhaps one of the '* par-excel- lence" dancers) an "ogling prude," I do PHYSICIAN, HEAL THYSELF. 45 not think it necessary to defend the posi- tions that either of these classes might, or is made by him to take up, although en passant I may say that many of their parries to his thrusts (for all the noncha- lence with which he treats them) seem to me effectual enough. Far from being indignant and pro- claiming this author a "detractor, a pes- simist and hater of all things that are en- joyable," I sincerely pity him, and earn- estly recommend him a cooling draught, as also all those of his sex who find themselves unable to participate in the pleasures of the waltz, from a pure sense of duty, or a conscientious regard for their precious morals. Though as to the last, they at least could never be lost or injured. It is evident that our author is or pre- tends to be acquainted with some vailed and subtle pleasures of the waltz which he is vainly essaying to communicate to 46 THE DANCE OF LIFE. US. Now, if we don't comprehend, why- insist on Hfting the veil ? Better far to leave us optimists. How nice are these old fogies ! How good they are to see *' no liarm " in so pleasant though danger- ous an amusement, to smile benignly upon their wives and children, as these enter with all their hearts into the spirit of the dance ! -What a contrast to the opposite type, who make a mountain out of a mole-hill, and who hurl judgment upon the many for the sins of the few ! Why not leave these fogies in their serene innocence ? Stimulated by the authors suggestions, they may take a notion to enter once more the arena of the whirl, crowd us, the divine dancers, out, and mar the rites of the Graces with antics suitable only to Pan or Priapus. In an- cient Greece this author would surely have been mobbed, perhaps torn assun- der for his outrage upon the taste and feelings of the young. THE DEVIL EVERYWHERE. 47 As to the ''blusking[}) rakes and ogling prudes," if they were guilty of any im- proprieties outside his imagination, why should the " divine waltzers " be con- demned ? It would be strange indeed if the devil, who is often found in meek- est guise moving among the goody — goodies of every class, could be wholly excluded from the ball-room. Get him, O reformer, from beneath, or better still, out of the pulpits, before you let loose any more vials of wrath upon our una- voidable short skirts, ''our wonderful drapery," and our perfect " concord of movement," (just what it should be) in the immortal and universal worship of the muse, of the " many twinkling feet.'' I see all the eulogistic notices append- ed to the volume (with three exceptions to which I shall refer hereafter) are signed by gentlemen. Perhaps tkey understand the secret of the waltz ; if so, it is . not wonderful that they endorse Mr. Her- 48 THE DANCE OF LIFE. man's views. But it is significant what few women give him an encouraging word. Many of them doubtless, in their sheer simplicity, are still wondering what all the excitement is about. The poor things are incapable of grasping at once the profound idea. Plato indeed was quite right ; for how- ever Utopian may be in some respects the radicalism of his Commonwealth, he was not such a fool as to hint even at the destruction of the dance, knowing well that such an attempt would be as chimerical as one to stop the beating of their hearts in young folks, who, by divine appointment, will mingle with each other, will see and be seen. The author seems to have skimmed through enough of classical lore to know (what it suited him to conceal) that Plato was not providing against any inevitable evil, in advocating total nudity for dan- cers. By no means ; but he thought that PLATO VS. HERMAN. 49 this delightful, healthful and necessary recreation for the young, should have no more restrictions than the competitive games of the palestra, where youths and maidens contended with each other with- out covering. Besides as a philosopher, he, like Lycurgus, knew that concealment tends to create morbid and unnaturally intensified desires, and that full physical vigor is attainable only through exer- cise and chastity in the young. But Mr. H. launches with safety into Platonic waters, assured that the majority of his readers will swim them only under /it's guidance. Speaking for my sex of every condi- tion, I affirm that, if there be any well- kept secret about the waltz, it must be in the custody of the men, else it would have leaked out long ago, if the character for babbling, assigned us by the lords of cre- ation, be just. Can any one imagine that it is we who would turn off the gas ? Let 50 THE DANCE OF LIFE. the men try it once, and they will have from us so fierce a rebuke, that they will never again undertake to gauge our wishes by theirs. According to our author the obsceni- ties of Phallic worship are modernized in the ''divine . waltz." Yes, Mr. H., that is just it, and we should like to know from you what is to be done about it ? The Pagan worship of ani- mal love is modernized, that is refined, not by the " grotesque abominations " of old times, but by the thousand and one devices of cultured humanity to create what Selkirk sighed for on his desolate island in the words of the poet: Society, friendship and love, Divinely bestowed upon man, Oh ! had I the wings of a dove, How soon would I taste you again ! I am not sorry that our author dis- creetly abstained here from classifying the dancers of our sex, as he did those of his own. No doubt, had he done so, THE MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL. 5 1 we would have received as much or less justice than the latter. It is scarcely my province to take up weapons in their defense; all I shall say is, that if I thought I could not obtain a male part- ner for any dance other than "a magnifi- cent lustful animal " or a '* feeble-kneed satyr of dalliance," both brainless, I should flee from the ball-room as from a pest-house, and I think most of my sis- ters would do likewise. The ruthless hunters of whom he speaks are to be found everywhere, even worming themselves into the good graces of parents, etc., in the private sanctuary of home, and seeking their game in the public streets as in the crowded ball-roopi. The "fine animal " of the author is never, as judged by his standard, any better than a fine animal, when taken at his best. No wonder we have to be on oun guard against them all, though strange that it is one of them who now peaches 52 THE DANCE OF LIFE. upon his fellows and tears away the veil for the eyes of womankind. He should have remembered that such an exposd would increase the difficulties of the hunt, however aided by the conventional liberties of his ball-room commonages. But what are you men all about? Will you all remain listless under these terrific accusations? Is it that you think them beneath your notice, or do you choose to leave the burden of a reply to us? Must we for once reverse the order of things, and be your champion ? For shame upon you all! I, for one, shall never think as well of you as before, if some of you be not soon "up and at" this monster. The language towards the close of his third chapter may suit orgies enacted I know not where, under the cover of ' night, and I can only wonder how he dared to use it. It is indescribable, ex- cept by terms as'disgusting as his. But WALTZ WE WILL. 53 what is remarkable, it is "an indecent assault upon common sense," even more than upon society and its festivities. Waltz we will! . And every woman that possesses a remnant of spirit and courage will now waltz more than ever en depit of this " Dance;" so that its author may just as well '* hold his idle wrath, While the waltz silvers o'er his gloomy path." niriVBRSITT] CHAPTER IV. En " Cceco carpimur igni " ! Virgil (slightly altered.) o write in fitting terms of this fourth chapter, of its audacious and libidinous coloring, and of its still more audacious and false assertions regarding our sex, — against whom the magician now waves his beast- transforming wand, — might tempt any one, in a reply, to violate the canons of good taste. I shall not, however, do so, even though my cheeks burn while I write for my readers the question he now states for discussion, viz: Is woman the conscious or unconscious sharer of her partners impure thoughts in the Waltz? A DARK PROBLEM. 55 This is the substance, the letter I cannot give. The subject, you see, my sisters ^ shifts, without growing any better, from the motions of our bodies to those of our minds. See what second-sight and mo- rality, combined, can do! But tremble! for all our secrets are out. A metaphy- sician, whose acumen even Maimonides might envy, has dissected our very souls. Unhappy that we are! The solution of this profound problem is all against us; we are found guilty, and can only admire the acute reasoning by which the discovery was made. It hinges upon an assertion; and what is the assertion? — Risum ten- eatis amici? — Only that any woman, who does not " dance divinely," that is wan- tonly, is accounted a " scrub " by the *' male experts;" and that to d9 so, she must reciprocate the feelings of her part- ner. Could Aristotle himself put up a sylogistic circle more perplexing than this ? The divine impulse, observe, that 56 THE DANCE OF LIFE. transforms us into full-blown and desir- able " experts " comes from the man ! What modesty and self-depreciation, to be sure ! Was ever before such insolence put on paper ? Unless we are ''experts," we shall not be asked by the accomp- lished roues to dance the " after-supper Glide ! !" What a dreadful penalty! What a convincing proof that the deep dam- nation of consciousness is in our souls ! But the Rev. W. C. Wilkinson, who wrote a pamphlet, T/ie Dance of Modern Society, believes the same thing, ergo, etc ; the latter s opinion being based on the stray conversation of two prigs in a rail- way car, who would not give a straw to dance with Mrs. , because " you can't excite any more passion in her than you can in a stick of wood." There are many men, no doubt, who do not care to make the acquaintance of any woman who would be likely to keep their be- havior within the strict bounds of pro- priety. THE TWIN ''DANCES. 57 We all know about what young men of the *'fine animal" stamp would speak after a soiree. One does not gather grapes from brambles, or figs from thistles. Besides, the opinions of Christian clergymen £>n the practical affairs of life, are often vitiated by the gloominess of their re- ligion. They may be, and generally are very estimable men, but they prefer to find their philosophy by " setting their feet on graves," instead of " hear- mg what wine and roses say." Tke Dance of Modern Society and The Dance of Death seem twins, as far as popgun logic is concerned, if the extract given be a fair sample. I presume they might as well waltz off together. The author introduces a friend — let the /^^ Ot THB ^<^^ 8o THE DANCE OF LIFE. any true hearted woman, to dance with him, forgetting in so doing, everything besides. And because afterwards a knife gleamed in the hands of Lars, stung with natural jealousy — and because Miss R. ran off finally with her lover, leaving a detested suitor out in the cold, the whirl of the dance was to bla^ne I Not a word, *' even remotely," about the folly and sin of intriguing parents forcing their chil- dren into hated marriages — a cause of misery and crime the most fruitful, and one which our author might have well selected upon which to blunt his lance, instead of running his Quixotic tilt against the waltz. And all this inference, even if well drawn, not from a fact, but a fiction ! Were illustrations from real life, that " blood is upon the skirts " of Terp- sichore, so lacking that he had to fall back upon romance ? And could " any man possessing a grain of common sense," think that Lars drew the knife because he THAT HUSBAND OF MINE. 8 1 "plainly understood the nature of the performance in which his intended had been engaged ? " For what does the author take his readers ? Lead us not into hallucination, But deliver us from sophistry, O Lord. Who can blame the "semi-respecta- ble " woman for wishing to escape in the ball-room, the ennui of a grumbling, un- amiable husband, in the pigeon holes of whose dull cranium there is naught but jealousy ? Of course ** she takes him along," thus escaping the misery of her own thoughts, and of his — if he has any. And if the ball-room or the waltz did prove the immediate cause of a divorce from a husband such as the author — a divorce that any Court in the land would grant her — she may well count either a blessing as well as a pleasure. As to the other totally untrammeled goddess, whose perfections, for some in- scrutable reason our author cannot des- 82 THE DANCE OF LIFE. cribe, she seems to belong to that branch of the free-love school which is not strong minded, but frivolous. Suppose the dance did not exist in any form, would there be less of those women, who find it much more pleasant " to cleave to all others " and let the husband alone ? As a rule it will be found, I think, that a man who could choose such a wife ought to be left alone. The dance never spoils a good woman, never weans her from husband and home, though it may sometimes afford an outlet for the follies of a bad one. CHAPTER VIII. lUic Priapum pone, Hippolitum nunquam erit. —J. H. Carey. N the last chapters of this book under review we have scarcely any thing but a repetition, more emphasized if possible, of the falsehoods and absurdities in the preced- ing ones. The author would fortify him- self with authorities, ancient if not mod- ern, against the dance. And here let me observe that, although he set out by cautioning us, even in a foot-note, not to " wilfully construe " his " dancers " in any other sense than waltzers — and con- sequently dance in the sense of waltz — 84 THE DANCE OF LIFE. he himself wilfully quotes and ilhistrates from mkny old writers, who speak in gen- eral against all dancing, and not merely against the waltz, which, as he says, did not exist in their day. Either he ap- proves of dancing or he does not. If he does, why cite opinions that refer to any and all dancing ? Are they given by way of an a fortiori argument against the waltz ? And if he does not, why is he afraid to say so ? Why lead people ab initio to suppose, by the caution re- ferred to, that he does not disapprove of dancing, but merely of ''the round dances," Is it on the Napoleonic principle of concentrating his force upon a key-posi- tion of the enemy's before making a general assault ? Does he wait to see what may be the result of the special effort before inflicting a grand cannon- ade with the same mephitic powder ? As far as authority is concerned, his cause CAP FITS NOT. 85 must be a weak one indeed when he has to draw for support upon the Church of Geneva, three centuries ago, and upon a certain worthy St. Aldegonde of 1577, to whom no doubt " Hio haircloth und his bloody whips *' were far better known and more agree- able than "Shining eyes and smiling lips." And as to any weighty modern au- thorities against dancing, I see none in the text of this book, except that of Gail Hamilton, whose words (if not an- other fabrication), evidently refer to some vulgarities of quite recent introduction, in which, as I said before, no lady would indulge. What ''pose of the parties " in the true German dance " suggests im- purity," we should like to know ? And so, by giving a general application to half-quoted passages on special subjects, he hopes to impose authority upon us. 86 THE DANCE OF LIFE. In the very next paragraph he lets out that he refers to something altogether new : "two forward and two backward movements, then sideways with a whirl," has nothing at all to do with the waltz proper, and Mr. H., with his " charming young lady just arrived from abroad," can have of all such fandangoes, as far as we ladies are concerned, a perpetual royalty. But indeed nearly every paragraph in these last chapters, contains either some false assertion or some squibby and far-fetched analogy against dancing in general. '* The young people of the North," according to Claus Magnus *' dance among naked sword - blades scattered on the ground," in which^ using the author's exegetical specs, we can see the '' far deadlier dangers " to which our young are exposed ! Follow- ing this cue, a city paper, a few days ago, after telling us that two little girls HERMAN IN A NEW ROLE. 87 waltzed off the roof of a house in New York to the pavement below, a distance of five and a half stories, and that one was killed, moralizes : *' This is not the first little girl who has waltzed herself into eternity " — Specimen bud of the first-fruits of the " Dance." Again, on page loi we read : " One of our ablest writers says it is a war on home, on physical health," etc. Why does not the author tell us who this able writer is ? We grow more and more sus- picious of those anonymous authorities, his imagination being evidently so fervid and even creative. And what is " it ''? We must take the writer's subject on trust also from the author's application. All very satisfactory to him, no doubt ! On page io6, Mr. Herman himself, this time playing physiologist, tells us that woman is the greater sufferer, phys- ically, from the baneful effects of the waltz; as what is only " hurtful indulgence " for 88 THE DANCE OF LIFE. a man is fatal excess for a woman ! But where did he learn this ? He would find eminent medical authority adverse to him on this point. And she is a greater loser morally also, we are told, because she loses that, without which her grace and beauty are but a curse — "man's respect !" It is amazing, my sisters, how much arrogance and self-conceit this author, stuffed with conventional ideas, can man- age to throw into a paragraph. Even when not united to moral worth, to whom, I ask, are woman's grace and beauty a curse ? To herself or to man ? Let history answer. Have not these •her weapons — like all given by the Su- preme to his creatures for their defence and support — ever proved wholly effi- cient and irresistible ? What became of the work of Confucius, the great moral reformer, when his enemies brought from Tibet eighty dancing and singing houries to counteract, by their wiles and capers, POOR WOMAN ALWAYS WRONG. 89 the influence of his wholesome though rather ascetic doctrines at the China Court ? He was now forced to flee to the wilderness. Grace and beauty were masters of the field to the detriment of man. It is fated that he shall ever be the slave of Beauty, be she "blest or unblest." Her dangerous glances Make women of men j New-born we are melting Into nature again. Man s respect, indeed ! We may set some little value on it, perhaps, when those ''magnificent animals" themselves become commonly respectable ! In the next paragraph we are told " her punishment — the ad valorem in- crease, I suppose — is just, her fault be- ing more inexcusable than his !" An- other of the million applications of that chivalrous tale by chivalrous man, of Adam and the apple ! But why is this so? Hear the reasoning of this casuist : 90 THE DANCE OF LIFE. Because " woman is the natural and ac- knowledged custodian of morals. It is she who fixes the standard of modesty — she draws the lines limiting the boundary of masculine approach and of feminine concession." "To a certain extent," he proceeds, " man may blaTnelessly (Proh pudor!) accept whatever privileges she is pleased to accord him ! " If I did not fear to put the author's modesty to the blush, I would beg of him to be a little more explicit as to the '' extent T I would ask him, should his sex be blamed or not for "striking the iron while it was hot," the iron being a woman, as he de- scribes, in a state like the fused metal, "with a pound of passion to a grain of reason." It is useless, though, to ask 'of this lord-man and his ilk such ques- tions ; they believe, and always will, that we were made for them ; that our rights and pleasure must be always subservient to theirs. EMERSON AND MILL. 9 1 Could they give no better plea for striking the helpless iron, they could say, "We were ' flown with insolence and wine,' " and that would suffice! Un- fortunately for the world and its lords, the very reverse of what the author as- serts as to our legislative power is true. Woman fixes scarcely anything with reference even to herself; man takes care or, till very recently, has taken care of all. Emerson, no mean authority, and Mill, too, if not in letter, in tenor, declare that the world will not be better socially or morally till the men get sense enough to allow us to show them "how we would be served." But since woman has "betrayed her trust," shown her weakness (see page 130), through the devilish enginery of "palming and pressing," used against her by her protector (!) man, he is in- vited to walk in and regulate matters by suppressing his own inventions, or 92 THE DANCE OF LIFE. the vehicle through which they work best, the Wahz. The wolf is called upon to ''show his strength and re- deem his honor" (!) by placing the sheep in some other position more fa- vorable for him. But from these poor things, as I infer, all law-making power should be taken! How fair and god-like all this! What about the multitude of maidens and matrons who have not sinned, Mr. H.; — whose ''natural aver- sion for impurity" would leave them still eligible to serve you in the putting down of this dreadful evil ? The last sentence of this 107th page, and the last page in the chapter, out- herod Herod in their extravagant inso- lence. He allows his horses — unre- strained enough before, heaven knows — now full rein; dashing, of course, his Bacchic gig to pieces. Hear him: Poor woman, having shamelessly violated "the sacred trust that nature and society have WILL ESCAPE METEMPSYCHOSIS. 93 confided to her," the ball-room roues should regard her as something lower than — he would probably have said themselves, had he not caught a glimpse of the impossibility. As to the last page, I dare give only its substance. The ravenous wolves, the ''gentlemen, who are no professors of heroic virtues," (not they!) becoming sated with their partners in the dance, dismiss those who are not yet "on the street" with the same easy courtesy they do the courtesans who are! And all this of women who must be (if any are) wholly irreproachable! ^ The Indian metempsychosis need have no terrors for our author. If an animal incarnation of his soul after death be either needed or possible, the change can be of little consequence to him. He may indeed find it at first a little strange going on fours instead of twos, but as to strangeness of feeling there can be none. 94 THE DANCE OF LIFE. The spiritual habitat would be altogether familiar. What he would have chiefly to dread from the anger of Brahma would be total extinction. Just think, readers, how perfect an animal he must be ! T wenty years of toil to reach the pin- nacle of filth ! The history of the '' get up " of this book would, I suspect, be a curious one. As to the title, its cause may have been as fearfully real as its application has been immorally fanciful. Could the joy- ous Waltz have suggested it ? Ah ! more likely that the imminent prospect of a pas seul in the aj.r, to carry out the ** mor- al purpose^of a judge, honest if implacable, stamped the name vividly on the author's brain. From many passages of his put cases, it seems to me the author could say of some of his illustrations, " / know how it is myself^' ; for, in many of them we think we see festering the sting of personal HUMANO CAPITI CERVICEM, ETC. 95 slight or loss. At all events, what more natural than that wife or daughter should seek away from his home an atmos- phere more suited to her womanly in- stincts for the beautiful and good than she could there breathe. I, at least, could not suppose that the author of such a book as the *' Dance," could fill the voids in either heart or brain of a good, refined, or intelligent woman. Or, again, the foundation may have been laid by a man of low tastes, habits, and associations — by some habitue of dives, beer-cellars, etc., and subsequently the cesspool may have been a little de- oderized and built upon by a careful and cunning hand — by some cultured gentle- man, who, having the entree to good society, descended (for unknown mo- tives) to pander to the original designer, by caricaturing its habits — by treating as deceptive apples of Sodom, fruit fair enough to have grown in the gardens of the Blest. CHAPTER IX. I utterly abhor, yea, from my soul Refuse you for my judge j whom yet once more I hold my most malicious foe, and think not At all a friend to truth. —Henry VIII. N the ninth chapter we get more illustrations, less pertinent than ever to the author's design, the destruction of the " abomi- nation," the waltz. He calls it the high road to the divorce court ; but I am sat- isfied that could an extended and impar- tial investigation be made, it would reveal against one divorce a hundred marriages. If it lead anywhere spe- cially, it is to the hymeneal altar, as stated by his lady friend 2X the beginning of the HINC ILL^ LACRIM^ ! 97 seventh chapter of the '* Dance": . . '* you fall in love with us In the ball-room, you court us there, and you marry us there," etc. This, we think, is rejoinder enough to the divorce-thrust against the dance. With his put cases of the '* poor, dull, stupid Benedick," who, being nothing more in the ball-room than oiUside it, (according to the author s own putting), had very naturally to content himself with being a wall-flower, — and of the young and newly-married man, who, having taken a frivolous, good-for-noth- ing woman to wife, thought to win her heart by Imitating her follies, and failed as he deserved, — with such cases, I say my readers will not trouble themselves much, bearing duly in mind his artistic coloring to give vraisemblance to his fig- ures. He appears, however, so sincere for once In his sympathy for the poor " Bene- dick," abandoned by the wife for some 98 ' THE DANCE OF LIFE. favored one who usurps all her attention, that we suspect some fellow-feeling, in this instance, " has made kim wondrous kind." Of both these, especially the first, we may say that their own impru- dence and not the waltz brought them to grief Had they not inverted the plain injunction of common sense, no less than of the Talmud which says : '' When thou choosest a friend ascend a step, but when thou choosest a wife descends, step," there would have been little trouble at home. But perhaps it would have been impossi- ble for such poor fellows to follow the advice, being themselves little better than the missing links for which Darwin is hunting. The filth of this book is in a great measure its armor. Alive with corrup- tion, places cannot be touched. Mutatis 7nuta7tdisy we can say of it in the words of Moore : You may file, you may polish the book as you will, But the scent — not of roses — will hang 'round it stiJl. INGOBERGES SILLY EXPERIMENT. 99 As to the result of Ingoberge's silly experiment beingchargeable to the dance, it is too ridiculous, and I think the author ought to treat his readers with a little more courtesy than to suppose them fools. Indeed his selected illustrations through- out are most infelicitous. The idea of a woman's trying, in the feudal times, to win her despot lord from the attractions of the chase by bringing to bear on him the superior ones of " two sisters of sur- passing beauty," to essay with him " the light fantastic," and hoping for any other result than that of divorce or decapita- tion I Would the result have been diff- erent had the sisters sung or played or conversed or done anything else divinely ? Pshaw ! let not our author presume too much on the stupidity of his readers. Once on page 120 the truth emerges a little from the fog in which he endeavors to hide her, when he says: ''The waltz may not make such despicable creatures lOO THE DANCE OF LIFE. as I have described — (he is speaking of non-dancing and non-jealous husbands, who feel proud of the admiration their wives attract) — but it at least affords them an opportunity to parade their own degradation ! ! " Well, if that's not ra- tional, 'tis at least original. Why, the qualities that such men possess are vir- tues, not vices — traits to be envied, not condemned! No doubt, in Mr. H.'s es- timation, they would be far more praise- worthy if they showed themselves unso- cial, jealous brutes, and dragged their wives in a pet from the ball-room. The allusion to Herodias' dancing-ofif, the head of John the Baptist, is of the same drivling, inconsequential type as the rest. Just as if her mother would not have found other means, if needed, of avenging the reproof she received for her licentiousness. This is the way he illus- trates that the waltz has ever been the cause of violence and bloodshed ! And THOSE OBSCENE PHOTOGRAPHS. ID I where he cannot point to an actual Ven- detta of blood, enacted in the ball-room, he will assert that it is " nevertheless de- clared," and has a spiritual realization — like Paul's Millenium — in " murdered love and bleeding hearts " — an assertion resting merely on ^^> judgment, or, rather imagination. In his tenth chapter ("pray heaven " it be his last) he refers to the latest variety of waltz ; but as no modest wo- man would either dance it at all, or dance it in a way of which she herself would be ashamed, he wastes his wit about the ** pleasing idimAy picture for later years " that the attitude assumed while dancing it would afford. But if "some maiden " had favored him with such a photograph of her dancing-self, he might surely have risked, like a brave martyr, the wrath of an offended law by using it to illustrate his book, if the ''success of its 7nission would be thereby assured'' Besides, if I02 THE DANCE OF LIFE. thje majesty of the law could swallow the beam of the book itself, for the sake of its pure motive ( /), our author could not sup- pose that the law would choke because of the motes of a few obscene pictures. In the following paragraph, however, we have the astounding declaration that^ had he given us such a representation it ** would immediately effect the fulfillment of a prophecy," that is, in other words, the ''success of the book's mission.'' So that the prophecy and the book's mission be- ing identical (as a careful reading of the two paragraphs will clearly show), to know what the latter really is, or what Mr. Herman wishes his book to accom- plish, we have only to find out the former. This the author himself condenses for us from a work recently published, called " Saratoga in Nineteen Hundred." "In those times there is to be no more danc- ing. The gentlemen are, indeed, to en- gage the ladies as now, but instead of CAUGHT IN HIS OWN TRAP. IO3 taking them on the floor, they will retire with their partners to little private rooms," with which every respectable mansion is to be provided, etc., as this will be "a great improvement" upon the present too public display of feeling. I cannot shock my readers by giving his exact closing- words. Surely, after this, it should be needless to enquire any more about the motive oi the "Dance;" he himself has unintentionally revealed it, viz, to de- moralize the world, and usher in a Satur- nalia of vice. How was it, Mr. Her- man, that after twenty years smoothing and patching to make your pyrite look like a real gem, this huge fissure, by which we can see to its very core, escaped your notice? How was it that you could not see the inference which all must draw, viz, that yowx pen-pictures of the vile dance would tend to bring about the new Satanic era with much more rapidity than the sun-pictures .'^ Ah ! I04 THE DANCE OF LIFE. truly, we must say with Confucius : ** How can a man (or any other animal) be con- cealed ! How can he be concealed !" The chapter winds up with a descrip- tion, meant to be ironical, of that future generation whose religion shall be danc- ing. But If we take away the sensual aim and spirit of the transformation (which for our author is nothing more than a Mahomet's paradise \ and make one or two trifling changes, we might say that he wrote " better than he knew." He seems to be unaware that the high- est expression of religious feeling is In dancing and son^. The first is to sol- emn action what the second or music is to grave discourse. For, when this feeling passes a certain point of inten- sity, It breaks naturally Into the undy- ing forms of dancing and song. In these, then, is found the highest wor- ship—a fact that both reason and his- tory show. If there be any wlldness or NO death; all life. 105 intoxication about them, it is of a very different kind from that of the *' half- drunk, half-mad Bacchante " of the au- thors imagination. One of his gross conceptions — to whom " all goodness is poison to his stomach " — would not be likely to understand or value the " true bliss " of that high ecstasy, so I need not try to lift its sacred veil. Among the '' whirling congregation " of the coming time that he mocks, those of his type can have no place. Hymn-books and prayer-books shall indeed have disap- peared, as also the hand-built house, where they were used; but nothing " un- clean " shall frolic on the floor of the new temple, where no mementos of suf- fering or death shall be seen. No place there for Mr. Herman's '' magnificent animals," who must pursue their "de- lectable recreation " elsewhere, perhaps, with weeping and gnashing of teeth. The " divine dancers " of that era shall I06 THE DANCE OF LIFE. have no pollution to fear from the earthly one of this. Then, as says the Psalmist, the world s '* mourning shall be turned into dancing, its tears and despair into ''songs of joy." But it is almost time to stop this need- less refutation in detail of a phillipic like the " Dance," the whole strength of which lies in its burnished though audacious obscenity. We need not concern our- selves any longer about putting out the light it has struck. An ignis fattms from the foul exhalations of a sensual mind, it will soon disappear in the dark- ness that gave it birth ; and I should not have noticed it at all, perhaps, had I not feared that a universal silence on our part might have been misconstrued against us. ' No doubt most of my sex thought it too contemptible for an answer, or they were perhaps too stunned by the author's insolence to give expression to their feel- SMITE IMPUDENCE WITH SCORN. I07 ings. To them I would now say: sully not your fingers by taking up this lewd nightmare, the '' Dance of Death ; " but if unfortunately you have already done so, show that its perusal has not left a ripple upon your previous repose, or even a tinge of shame upon your innocence, by dancing the waltz on all proper occasions more than ever. Let your acts, my sis- ters, be the hellebore to restore this mad- man to reason, even though, like Hor- ace's applauder in the empty theater, he may curse you for destroying his pleas- ing delusions. Drink in the spirit; of the poet, who wrote just for such an occasion when he said : '•Ye generous maids, revenge your sex's wrong} Let not the mean destroyer e'er approach Your sacred charms, now muster all your pride, Contempt and scorn, that, shot by beauty's eye, Confounds the mighty im|'udent and smites The front unknown to shame; trust not his vows, His labored sighs and well-dissembled tears, Nor swell the triumph of known perjury." And while you thus silently but se- verely rebuke the doctrine of this book. I08 THE DANCE OF LIFE. by doing more than ever what it con- demns, exercise greater care than be- fore as to whom you admit to your ball- rooms, and above all use despotically your right to refuse whom you please as partners in the dance. Show these lords of creation that you and you alone are the arbiters as to what and whom you shall permit. And to the men I would say, as did the philosopher to his slandered and complaining friend : 'Act so that no one will believe the detractor.' You, who understand what is our due, and whose external courtesy towards us mirrors your inward respect and delicacy, — you can afford to smile at the "corrupting influence " of the Waltz. You certainly will not be deterred from dancing it through any ravings of the author. Nor will you be likely to frame for us more restrictions than we choose to use, only because Mr. H.'s lions are abroad. Let DANCE OF GOLDEN AGE. IO9 his fancies devour him, while we, " with even powers," *• The rock, the spindle and the shears control, Of Destiny, and spin our own free hours." Dancing in general, and the Waltz in particular, will be, I hope, for you what it must ever be for us, an amusement no less innocent than delightful. Remember that though there may be no actual dancing in the world to come, one of the wisest poets, the great Homer, has depicted (after an- cient usage) its exalted joys by those he deemed best and purest in this. So we have in his Dance of the Golden Age a high sanction for this amusement of our Iron Age, as old at least as the sun. The divine bard sings as follows : "And here the fair-haired Graces, the wise Hours Harmonia, Hebe, and sweet Venus' powers, Danced 5 and each other, palm to palm did cling, And with them danced not a deformed thing j — No forespoke dwarf, nor downward witherling ; But all with wondrous goodly forms were decked, And moved with beauties of unprized aspect. Dart-dear Diana, even with Phoebus bred, Danced likewise there 5 he touched his lute to them Sweetly and softly : a most glorious beam Casting about him — as he danced and played." ^a:^^ CHAPTER X. O heaven, that such companions thou'dst unfold ; And put in every honest hand a whip, To lash the rascals naked through the world." Shakspear£. AViNG brought this ten -act Irdig^Cxy-bouffe to a close, the author now thinks he ought to respond in a Httle speech to the epistolary plaudits of the public; the hisses he will print ''at some future time," he says; that is, when ''the river flows by for the countryman." But we strongly advise his censors not to en- trust their weapons to Mr. Herman's keeping, if they would oppose him effectually; for all his promises, he will. HIDES THE HISSES. Ill take good care to leave them to rust and oblivion. He tells us, however, that their chief objection ("for lack of a better," according to him,) is that his book '' is likely to do more harm than good to young people, as it will teach them what they were ignorant of be- fore." In the foregoing pages we have said the same thing, not lacking a few others, to which we seriously call his attention. He does not dispose of this simple but effective argument against his book; it rather disposes of him. Still, as he manages to wTap the truth in a mist of plausible sophistry, let us dis- sect a little his special pleading. " If, at the present day," he argues, " the youth of either sex are ignorant of any- thing the 'Dance of Death' can teach, it is not from want of opportunity to be wiser." Now let me observe that evil is of two kinds, external and internal. The first is always real, and independent 112 THE DANCE OF LIFE. of US, as its cause of being is outside us. All external evils are, therefore, proper subjects of advice or warning. Internal evils may be divided into two classes: those that flow inevitably from external evil, — as mental derangements from ex- cessive use of stimulants, — and those that have no material source, but arise from a wrong direction given to the in- ternal motions we call thought. Now,- unless the relation between any given act and a specified train of thought be obvious, or, from experience, undeniable, nothing is so well established, practi- cally, as that we should not awaken in the minds of the young, by speech or otherwise, a train of thought which may be pernicious, — above all, in association with a recreation like dancing, so old, so pleasing, so deep-rooted and wide- spread. The ''beacon" itself, in this instance, is far more to be dreaded, as a destroy- BEACON " THE ONLY " ROCK." I 1 3 ing agent, than the latent or imagined rock from which it would fend us. I say all this on the supposition that there is a rock ; but if there be none, or none worth speaking about, the office that the "Dance" professes to perform for us be- comes as unnecessary as It is dangerous. All then is pure loss without compensa- tion. The author claims that his book is but for one class (it affects nearly all)^ viz: for those who as yet ''know no evil," but may drift upon ''the rocks that beset their course," and so gain "a right to complain bitterly of those who should have furnished them with a chart." Plausible, but deceptive pleading, this ! We all know that vice has, in itself, fas- cination enough for the young, without enhancing it with artificial coloring ; — and yet this is what the author has done all through his book. He has written of the Waltz in a manner to tempt the very class for which he professes to 114 THE DANCE OF LIFE. write, the young and innocent, to taste its forbidden pleasures. Forbidden fruit, even with instant and severe punish- ment attached, is now, as of old, the sweetest for the young. Will they ab- stain from eating when the penalty is remote or unappreciable by them ? Does Mr. H. paint the future /?ams of indulg- ing in the Waltz with the tenth part of the colors with which he does its imme- diate pleasures? He does not, — as any one can see who opens his book. So, then, as this would act only as an incen- tive to evil-doing, for the only class that he thinks it should benefit, nothing re- mains for us but to cast it into the fire. It has plainly no place in this world, except as an instrument for Satan, whose arsenal has been long overstocked. So much for the argumentative part of his address to the public. If those who keep objectionable works, Mr. Herman, will not neverthe- OUTCAST FROM THE MEANEST. II5 less allow your book Into their houses, lest it fall into improper hands, it may be because they think it, as an in- centive to vice, " raised by its merit to a bad eminence " over all others. Or, perhaps, possessing Rabelais, — whose " filth," if " inexpressible," is at least comparatively harmless, — and Petronius, and Apuleius, whose " unnatural beastli- ness " is not dressed up, like yours, ad captandum, they may think they have enough of such garbage, and so refuse yours admittance. You will not take it seriously to heart, I hope, that this seeming slight has been put upon your " Dance." If it was refused the society of even Balzac's Contes Dramatigues, with all its *' pretty pictures," you ought to remember that this was the best involuntary compliment it could have been paid. The illustra- tions of the '' Droll Stories," however plain and vile, were not half as dangerous Tl6 THE DANCE OF LIFE. as the "Dances" pen-pictures. Still, the "moral purpose" of your book ought to have insured it a passport to the best soci- ety of its kind! No wonder that you should feel a little piqued that it did not ; but unfortunately, as the language and style of your book by no means confirmed its own assertions about its honesty and good intentions, the first (as is usually the case) were believed and the last were not. That half a dozen bad books are kept out of reach of those whom they may harm, is no reason, Mr. Herman, why any more should be added to the lot And now, lest it be thought that he stands ''entirely alone in his opin- ions," he proceeds to give us favorable extracts from newspaper reviews and let- ters concerning the " Dance." As some of these are no doubt genuine, all well framed, and many of them from good sources, and so calculated to mislead the unwary, not acquainted with the tricks NOT MODESTY, BUT PRUDENCE. II7 usual in such cases, I shall make, a few comments on them. Before doing so, I would say that, though the name of the responsible, if not real author, is quite immaterial to the questio7t, yet as it was known to many before any letters such as that from Mrs. General Sherman openly revealed it, I confess to being so obtuse as not to understand the given grounds of its y^r;;^^/ concealment, viz., for the' sake of "good taste" and '' modesty T These may be the true ones; though, having evidently exhausted so much of these precious qualities in the production of the " Dance " itself, it would be natural to suppose that there was little left of them for other exigency. This at least was my stupid view; I fancied and half- fancy still, thdX prudence, much mote than any other quality, was responsible for the suppression of the best third of the name. If Mr. Herman met the recep- tion he perhaps dreaded, why, Mr. Ru- I 1 8 THE DANCE OF LIFE. lofson would be, legally, at all events, quite safe. It seemed merely a literary '' hege," till it was determined which way blew the wind. But of course I blun- dered. It was the distress at the "arraign- ment of his fellow-man "(! ) (not even a crocodile tear for us), that made him hide his face for shame ! Poor fellow ! The question at issue having been discussed by nte, and the "good thing" done for the world, I have thus taken the liberty of glancing at the author, especially as he invites us to do so. Enough of him, how- ever. Let me turn now to the " extracts," and endeavor to traverse this rather slip- pery ground without stumbling. The old breast-work of "no direct permission," where names to letters are suppressed, is thrown up at the outset. It will be rated at its true value by the public. Many of those " extracts " are undouht^dly genuine, if we can use such a term to articles that have been written THE ''ALTA BAMBOOZLED. I I9 out first by Mr. H. hitnselfov his friends and then presented to editors for publi- cation — to office-clerks for insertion when necessary, and to individuals for signature. Such eulogies can, as every one knows, be manufactured by the cord, and will deceive none but the most inexperi- enced. The style in five cases out of six will give us all the light needed, as to the origin, like a star. In this way, undoubtedly was the scrap ot June 17th, from the Alta, wrung in on the good- nature of the editors of that paper. The chances are a hundred to one that they had not read a line of the " Dance," when the quoted extract was handed in to them. They are not the men to allow, knowingly, their paper to be used to spread the circulation of a book that would deprave the young and operate as a pestilence in families. Not at all ; theirs has always been a clean sheet, and has never, in the most remote way, been the abettor of immorality. 1 20 THE DANCE OF LIFE. But the Bulletin was not so compliant, though we understand no efforts were spared to get its endorsement. The literary Cerberus at its door was too keen and sensitive to have matter so offensive foisted on him, or to be sopped to sleep by the " moral pur- posed The Ho7ne Newspaper was simi- larly bamboozled, I presume, though be- ing a weekly, it would have less excuse than the Alta. The style and matter of the extract from the Evangel of June 14th, tells, I think, the tale. But on the supposition that this paper did write what is inserted, I beg leave to tell its editor that the real name of that " gentle- man of high standing," the author, does furnish all the '' evidence requisite " to prove for the thinking portion of our citizens that the purpose of his book was anything but what he pretends. " In- tegrity of purpose," indeed! Integrity of fiddlesticks ! The Christian Advo- FOUR MINUTES TO LEAVE." 12 1 ca^e o( sa.mQ date likewise inserted his self-praise. It will not be necessary, for obvious reasons, to draw any conclusions from what we might read in the £c/io or News Letter. The last devotes a lengthy paragraph to a fulsome lauda- tion of the '' Dance " and the author, speaking of the latter as " eminent " (?) in "social circles." No doubt; but we we are not told on which side of zero lies his Emi7ience. It is laughable how the paper, or rather the author, tries to choke us women off from uttering a word in reply to his slanders, by say- ing that we " will doubtless lose our temper and confess our sin by our indig- nation /" This is somewhat like the trick which many may remember that an Eastern lecturess played upon her au- dience lest they " might grow skittish " and leave her to declaim to empty benches. We are not aware of having in the least lost our temper, and as to the 122 THE DANCE OF LIFE. ''gentlemen!' they will not think that Mr. Herman's '' looking-glass " detracts from their features a particle. For them it has no quicksilver whatever. The Chroni- cle notice amounts to nothing. Three lines, guarded and non-committal. It wisely waits for the alterain partem, probably, before unmasking its batteries. The extract from the Post of June i6th was written for, not by that paper. Now come the anonymous letters; upon two (from ladies) I have commented in a previous chapter. Two clergymen speak ; one a Rev- erend Father of St. Ignatius College, who, in his commendable zeal to aid what he thinks the cause of morality, plays unconsciously into Mr*. Herman's hands, furthering the cause of vice by wishing that all, ''even young ladies''! may read his book. And two other Catholic clergy- men- are still more emphatic in their ad- miration for a work the evil of which no MORE NAMELESS LADIES. 1 23 one may calculate. It is astonishing how worthy and well-meaning people can be hood-winked by a cunning business man, spiritually dressed up with care, to play his moral role ! None seem so easily de- ceived as clergymen. A few lines from each of a dozen or so gentlemen (names given) then follow, but they call for no special com- ment, being all of a similar character. A lady of "high social standing" in Washington, sends him a line and a half. As his ladies of " high standing" never have names, we may ignore them altogether. A Santa Barbara lady, again of the "best," but nameless, writes: "your choice(!) yet plain language, leaves no room for misinterpretation," etc. Can we regard this lady (if not a myth) in any other light than as a sly quiz "^ I think not. Look out, Mr. H.; you cannot draw the hood over our sex as easily as you do over your own. 124 THE DANCE OF LIFE. I shall end this ''extract "-re view, by making a few remarks upon Mrs. Gen- eral Shermans letter (the original of which the Alta editors say they saw) published a few days ago. Poor credulous Mrs. Sherman ! She re- ceived a letter from Father Accolti, and thinks that our hero may be suffering the pains of martyrdom, and hastens to send him comfort and condolence. She soothes the virtuous but too courageous man, hopes he will not be too ''cast down," and will not mind what may be said of him — an advice that, before the storm blows over, he may find difficult to fol- low. She believes every word he writes, though she would 7iever have imagined the half of what he says to be ti^ue !! Whew ! What an admission ! How wonderful is faith ! What eyes it can give us ! If this married lady needed the lenses of Mr. Herman's vision to see what was invisible without them, can it be true MRS. SHERMAN UPSETS THE PAIL. 1 25 what he asserts — that, with all other opportunities to be wise, '' the youth of either sex " do not need the " Dance of Death " to teach them what they could easily know without it f Mrs. Sherman's admission is all the more conclusive on this point, as she neither saw nor meant the inference. She stamps the " Dance" as a revelation (less divine than diabol- ical, I fear) quite undiscoverable by man s unaided powers, or woman's either. And so it must rerhain. We, too, Mrs. Sherman, would be de- lighted to know the name of that '* emi- nent and renowned " lady-correspondent of your hero, but our just curiosity will never be gratified. There is no fear, kind, credulous Mrs. Sherman, that any " wrong lady " will be " hounded by the newspapers " for the alleged communi- cation to Mr. H.; they know well enough how unassailable is the character of the realy that is, ideal lady, and will not 126 THE DANCE OF LIFE. give your suffering hero a chance to have a laugh at their expense. Be comforted, Mrs. Sherman; no lady, I vouch for it, will be brought to grief Before closing these critical remarks, I must not omit to notice the decided stand that three papers of this city have nobly taken against the "Dance." In the Daily Stock Exchange of August 2 ist„ is published a thoughtful and eloquent protest, from a lady, against this rniser- ab le production of — to quote her words — " a diseased or degraded being." Its blighting influence is rapidly spreading, she declares, and closes by hoping that the private feelings of parents regarding it will soon be publicly expressed, and a stop thus put to its tide of corruption. This lady has my hearty thanks, and most friendly greeting for her out-spoken indignation and warning. As a com- ment upon her letter, the editor simply remarks that he hopes the police author- BURNS "the dance. I 27 ities will soon suppress this " nasty book;" which hope, I sincerely trust, he will soon see realized. The second paper is the Argonaut, a critical and literary Weekly of marked ability, that is rapidly winning its way to public favor. How this journal flayed the *' Dance," before casting it to the flames, can be seen in the subjoined ex- tract : "Mr. Rulofson, the photographer, has written, under the nom de plume of WiUiam Herman, an incomparably indecent work, unfit for the reading of anybody, and calculated to do as much ill as such bold and bad trash can do. Its very nasti- ness will disarm it to a certain extent. It will be excluded from all decent society. We are sorry to say it is sold by respectable book-sellers, and we are utterly disgusted that it has received the endorse- ment of certain unthinking newspapers, unreflecting clergymen, and foolish women. ** Immodest words admit of no defense, For want of decency is want of sense." After reading the copy presented to us for review, we burned it." And last in order of time, but not least, 128 THE DANCE OF LIFE. is the withering onslaught in the Spirit of the Times of Sept. 8th, by its editor. We feel more secure and proud to know that such a spirit exists and asserts itself when necessary, and hope that San Fran- cisco will show that she is not behind this, the true Spirit of the Times, by acting upon the editor's indignant call for the stoppage of the further circulation of so deadly a poison. We recommend the perusal of the article to all interested in the protection and welfare of our city. The good examples of these papers, especially the last, should have stimulated before now, others to speak or act in be- half of public morality. There appeared last month in a Daily (not particularly scrupulous) of this city> the following : A BAWDY BOOK. An English Opinion of the " Dance of Death." A couple of months ago a gentleman of this city mailed a copy of the rather notoriou production "DANCE "KNOWS ITSELF. 1 29 called The Datice of Death, to a friend in London, a well-known literary man, making the suggestion that a re-publication there might prove profitable. Yesterday the San Franciscan received a letter from his friend in which this agreeable little passage oc- curs. " The book has arrived and I have read it. I sincerely trust it may never be my fate to look upon its like again. Do you forget that there is an in- stitution in this country known as ' The Society for the Suppression of Vice ?' Why, if we were to pub- lish this filthy book we should be summoned to the Police Court for seUing an obscene publication, and we should richly deserve it ! Any pure-minded woman would receive a deeper moral blight in read- ing three of these pages than she possibly could in waltzing every night, all her life long, unless, indeed, she happened to be cursed with a partner in the dance, such as the filthy beast that wrote the book; for to my mind it could not be written by any other than a degraded intellect. Excuse my speaking strongly, but you say it is written by an acquain- tance of yours. I am glad he is not among your friends." Now, I think I can make even a bet- ter use for public benefit of this "English 130 THE DANCE OF LIFE. opinion " than did " Leone," in the Stock Exchange. She, innocent soul, treated it as genuine, and quoted from it. True, the sentiments as above are most just and appropriate, but the beauty of the mat- ter, Leone, is, that they were written by the author himself, or his " right bower," — business tricks, you know. So that you can have Rulofson himself as your Cicerone into the very heart of the Rulofson cavern ; a most reliable, if not entertaining or desirable guide ! In this we have again his own genuhie opinion of what his book can a7id will ef^ect, just as I exposed it in the preceding chapter, regarding the fulfilment of the p7^ophecy. "Any pure-minded woman would receive a deeper moral blight in reading three of its pages," etc. Who shall now say that my whip-caption to this chapter if applied to him would be unjust ? Who can -afford to shed tears if a little of his leprous hide comes away. FAREWELL, SWEET '* DANCE !" I3I A great many personal remarks upon "this same Wm. Herman," for reasons, my friends, that you can imagine, I have abstained from making. One was that they were unnecessary. Still, as I undertook to contribute my mite to nullify the effect of this book of his, some may think I need not have been so squeamish. But they should reflect that it would be wholly abhorrent to me and unbecoming a lady to explore the depths of the cavern from which issued so fetid a child as the " Dance." And to those who, on the contrary, think I have transgressed even in what I have written, I beg to say, in the words of the dramatist : "Pray, forgive me, If I have used myself unmannerly^ You knovyr I am a woman, lacking wit, To make a seemly answer to such as he" Fare well, sweet *'Dance of Death," fare- well ! I have lingered too long in thy 132 THE DANCE OF LIFE. Upas-shade, and must now move forever away from thy baneful atmosphere into the life-giving sunshine. 14 DAY USE RETURN TO DESK FROM WHICH BORROWED LOAN DEPT. RENEWALS ONLY— TEL. NO. 642^405 This book is due on the last date stamped below, or on the date to which renewed. 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