3 il pS^ j^ L a THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES i;i,iiiiiiii,i£iML,ija^^^ CALIFORNIA. BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. FROM CHICAGO TO OGDEN. T words haunted us and hindered our rest. What should we eat and drink, and wherewithal should we be clothed ? No Scripture was strong enough to calm our anxious thoughts ; no friend's experience of comfort and ease on the journey sounded credible enough to disarm our fears. "Dust^is dust," said we, "and railroad is railroad. All restaurant cooking in America is intoler- able. We shall be wretched ; nevertheless, we go." There is a handsome black boy at the Sherman House, Chicago, who remembers, perhaps, how many parcels of " life preservers " of one kind and another were lifted into our drawing-room on the Pullman cars. But nobody else will ever know. Our drawing-room ? Yes, our drawing-room ; and this is the plan of it : A small, square room, occupying the whole width of the car, excepting a narrow passage- way on one side ; four windows, two opening on this passage-way and two opening out of doors ; two doors, one opening into the car and one opening into a tiny closet, which held a washstand basin. This closet had another door, opening into another drawing-room be- yond. No one but the occupants of the two drawing- rooms could have access to the bath-closet. On one side of our drawing-room a long sofa ; on the other two large arm-chairs, which could be wheeled so as to face the sofa. Two shining spittoons and plenty oi looking- 4 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. glass, hooks high up on the sides, and silver-plated rods for curtains overhead, completed the list of furniture. Room on the floor for bags and bundles and baskets ; room, too, for a third chair, and a third chair we had for a part of the way, — an easy-chair, with a sloping Ijack, which belonged to another of these luxurious Pullman cars. A perplexing sense of domesticity crept over us as we settled into corners, hung up our cologne bottles, and missed the cat ! Then we shut both our doors, and smiled triumphantly into each other's faces, as the train glided out of the station. No one can realize until he has journeyed in the delightful quiet and privacy of these small drawing-rooms on the Pullman cars how much of the wear and tear of railroad travel is the result of the contact with people. Be as silent, as unsocial, as surly as you please, you cannot avoid being more or less im- pressed by the magnetism of every human being in the car. Their faces attract or repel ; you like, you dislike, you wonder, you pity, you resent, you loathe. In the course of twenty-four hours you have expended a great amount of nerve force, to no purpose ; have borne hours of vicarious suffering, by which nobody is benefited. Adding to this hardly calculable amount of mental wear and tear the physical injury of breathing bad air, we sum up a total of which it is unpleasant to think. Of the two evils the last is the worst. The heart may, at least, try to turn away from unhappy people and wicked people, to whom it can do no good. But how is the body to steel itself against unwashed people and dis- eased people with whom it is crowded, elbow to elbow, and knee to knee, for hours ? Our first day in our drawing-room stole by like a thief. The noon sur- prised us, and the twilight took us unawares. By hundreds of miles the rich prairie lands had unrolled themselves, smiled, and fled. On the very edges of the crumbling, dusty banks of our track stood pink, and blue, and yellow flowers, undisturbed. The home- steads in the distances looked like shining green for- tresses, for nearly every house has a tree wall on two FROM CHICAGO TO OGDEN. 5 sides of it. The trees looked like poplars, but we could not be sure. Often we saw only the solid green square, the house being entirely concealed from view. As we drew near the Mississippi River, soft, low hills came into view on each side ; tangled skeins of httle rivers, shaded by tall trees, wound and unwound themselves side by side with us. A big bridge lay ready, on which we crossed ; everybody standing on the platform of tlie cars, at their own risk, according to the explicit prohi- bition of the railroad company. Burlington looked well, high up on red bluffs ; fine large houses on the heights, and pleasant little ones in the suburbs, with patches of vineyard in the gardens. " Make your beds now, ladies ? " said the chamber- man, whose brown face showed brighter brown for his gray uniform and brass buttons. "Yes," we rephed. "That is just what we most de- sire to see." Presto ! The seats of the arm-chairs pull out, and meet in the middle. The backs of the arm-chairs pull down, and lie flat on level with the seats. The sofa pulls out and opens into double width. The roof of our drawing-room opens and lets down, and makes two more bedsteads, which we, luckily, do not want ; but from under their eaves come mattresses, pillows, sheets, pil- low-cases, and curtains. The beds are made ; the roof shut up again ; the curtains hung across the glass part of the doors ; the curtains drawn across the passage-way windows ; the doors shut and locked ; and we undress as entirely and safely as if we were in the best bedroom of a house not made with wheels. Because we are so comfortable we lie awake a little, but not long ; and thai is the whole story of nights on the cars when the cars are built by Pullman and the sleeping is done in drawing- rooms. Next morning, more prairie, — unfenced now, undi- vided, unmeasured, unmarked, save by the different tints of different growths of grass or grain ; great droves of cattle grazing here and there ; acres of willow saplings, 6 BITS OF TKAVEL AT HOME. pale jellowish green; and solitary trees, which look like hermits in a wilderness. These, and now and then a shapeless village, which looks even lonelier than the empty loneliness by which it is surrounded, — these are all for hours and hours. We think, " now we are get- ting out into the great spaces." " This is what the word 'West' has sounded like." At noon we come to a spot where railway tracks cross each other. The eye can follow their straight lines out and away, till they look like fine black threads flung across the green ground, pur- poseless, accidental. A train steams slowly off to the left ; the passengers wave handkerchiefs to us, and we to them. They are going to Denver ; but it seems as if they might be going to any known or unknown planet. One man alone — short, fat — is walking rapidly away into the wide Southern hemisphere. He carries two big, shining brass trombones. Where can he be going, and what can be the use of trombones .? He looks more inexplicable than ten comets. We cross the Missouri at Council Bluffs ; begin grum- bling at the railroad corporations for forcing us to take a transfer train across the river ; but find ourselves plunged into the confusion of Omaha before we have finished railing at the confusion of her neighbor. Now we see for the first time the distinctive expression of American overland travel. Here all luggage is weighed and rechecked for points further west. An enormous shed is filled with it. Four and five deep stand the anxious owners, at a high wooden wall, behind which nobody may go. Everybody holds up checks, and ges- ticulates and beckons. There seems to be no sys- tem ; but undoubtedly there is. Side by side with the rich and flurried New-Yorker stands the poor and flurried emigrant. Equality rules. Big bundles of feather-beds, tied up in blue check, red chests, corded with rope, get ahead of Saratoga trunks. Many languages are spoken. German, Irish, French, Spanish, a little English, and all varieties of American, I heard during thirty minutes in that luggage-shed. Inside the wall was a pathetic FROM CHICAGO TO OGDEN. J sight, — a poor German woman on her knees before a chest, which had burst open on the journey. It seemed as if its whole contents could not be worth five dollars, — so old, so faded, so coarse were the clothes and so battered were the utensils. But it was evidently all she owned ; it was the home she had brought with her from the Fatherland, and would be the home she would set up in the prairie. The railroad-men were good to her, and were helping her with ropes and nails. This comforted me somewhat ; but it seemed almost a sin to be journey- ing luxuriously on the same day and train with that poor soul. " Lunches put up for people going West." This sign was out on all corners. Piles of apparently ownerless bundles were stacked all along the platforms ; but every- body was too busy to steal. Some were eating hastily, with looks of distress, as if they knew it would be long before they ate again. Others, wiser, were buying whole chickens, loaves of bread, and filling bottles with tea. Provident Germans bought sausage by the yard. Ger- man babies got bits of it to keep them quiet. Murder- ous-looking rifles and guns, with strapped rolls of worn and muddy blankets, stood here and there; murderous, but jolly-looking miners, four-fifths boots and the rest beard, strode about, keeping one eye on their weapons and bedding. Well-dressed women and men with pol- ished shoes, whose goods were already comfortably bestowed in palace-cars, lounged up and down, curious, observant, amused. Gay placards, advertising all pos- sible routes ; cheerful placards, setting forth the advan- tages of travellers' insurance policies ; insulting placards, assuming that all travellers have rheumatism, and should take " Unk Weed ; " in short, just such placards as one sees everywhere, — papered the walls. But here they seemed somehow to be true and merit attention, especi- ally the " Unk Weed." There is such a professional croak in that first syllable ; it sounds as if the weed had a diploma. All this took two or three hours ; but they were short 8 BITS OF TEA VEL A T HOME. " All aboard ! " rung out like the last warning on Jersev City wharves when steamers push off for Europe ; and in the twinkling of an eye we were out again in the stilL soft, broad prairie, which is certainly more like sea thaOj like any other land. Again flowers and meadows, and here and there low hills, more trees, too, and a look of greater richness. Soon the Platte River, which seems to be composed of equal parts of sand and water, but which has too solemn a history to be spoken lightly of. It has been the silent guide for so many brave men who are dead ! The old emigrant road, over which they went, is yet plainly to be seen ; at many points it hes near the railroad. Its still, grass-grown track is strangely pathetic. Soon it will be smooth prairie again, and the wooden iiead- boards at the graves of those who died by the way will have fallen and crumbled. Dinner at Fremont. The air was sharp and clear. The disagreeable guide-book said we were only 1,176 feet above the sea ; but we believed we were higher. The keeper of the dining-saloon apologized for not hav- ing rhubarb-pie, saying that he had just sent fifty pounds of rhubarb on ahead to his other saloon. " You'll take tea there to-morrow night. ■" " But how far apart are your two houses ? " said we. " Only eight hundred miles. It's considerable trouble to go back an' forth, an' keep things straight ; but I do the best I can." Two barefooted little German children, a boy and girl, came into the cars here, with milk and coffee to sell. The boy carried the milk, and was sorely puzzled when I held out my small tumbler to be filled. It would hold only half as much as his tin measure, of which the price was five cents. " Donno's that's quite fair," he said, when I gave him five cents. But he pocketed it, all the same, and ran on, swinging his tin can and pint cup, and calling out, " Nice fresh milk. Last you'll get ! No milk any fur- ther west." Little rascal ! We found it all the way FROM CHICAGO TO OGDEN. 9 plenty of it too, such as it was. It must be owned, how- ever, that sage-brush and prickly pear (and if the cows do not eat these, what do they eat ?) give a singularly unpleasant taste to milk ; and the addition of alkali water does not improve it. Toward night of this day, we saw our first Indian woman. We were told it was a woman. It was, apparently, made of old India-rubber, much soaked, seamed, and torn. It was thatched at top with a heavy roof of black hair, which hung down from a ridge-like hne in the middle. It had sails of dingy- brown canvas, furled loosely around it, confined and caught here and there irregularly, fluttering and faUing open wherever a rag of a different color could be shown underneath. It moved about on brown, bony, stalking members, for which no experience furnishes name ; it mopped, and mowed, and gibbered, and reached out through the air with more brown, bony, clutching members; from which one shrank as from the claws of a bear. " Muckee ! muckee ! " it cried, opening wide a mouth toothless, but red. It was the most abject, loathly living thing I ever saw. I shut my eyes, and turned away. Presently, I looked again. It had passed on ; and I saw on its back, gleaming out from under a ragged calash-like arch of basket-work, a smooth, shining, soft baby face, brown as a brown nut, silken as silk, sweet, happy, innocent, confiding, as if it were babe of a royal line, borne in royal state. All below its head was helpless mummy, — body, legs, armiS, feet bandaged tight, swathed in a sohd roll, strapped to a fiat board, and swung by a leathern band, going around the mother's breast. Its great, soft, black eyes looked fearlessly at everybody. It was as genuine and blessed a baby as any woman ever bore. Idle and thoughtless passengers jeered the squaw, saying : " Sell us the pap- poose." "Give you greenbacks for the pappoose.'' Then, and not till then, I saw a human look in the India- rubber face. The eyes could flash, and the mouth could show scorn, as well as animal greed. The expression lO BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. was almost malignant, but it bettered the face ; for it made it the face of a woman, of a mother. At sunset, the clouds, which had been lying low and heavy all the afternoon, lifted and rolled away from the outer edi^e of the world. Thunder-storms swept around the horizon, followed by broken columns of rainbow, which lasted a second, and then faded into gray. When we last looked out, before going to bed, we seemed to be whirling across the middle of a gigantic green disc, with a silver rim turned up all around, to keep us from faUing off, in case we should not put down the brakes quick enough on drawing near the edge. Early the next morning, we saw antelopes. They were a great way off, and, while they stood still, might as well have been iDig goats or small cows ; but, when they were good enough to bound, no eye could mistake them. The sight of these consoled us for having passed through the bufifalo country in the night. It also explained the nature of the steaks we had been eating. How should steaks be tender cut out of that acrobatic sort of mus- cle ? We passed also the outposts of Prairie Dog Town. The owls and the rattlesnakes were "not re- ceiving," apparently ; but the droll, little squirrel-like puppies met us most cordially. The mixture of defi- ance and terror, of attack and retreat, in their behavior was as funny as it always is in small dogs, who bark and run. in other places. But the number and manner of shelters made it unspeakably droll here. I am not sure that I actually saw the whole of any one prairie dog at a time. What I chiefly saw was ends of tails going into holes, and tips of noses sticking out to bark. At noon, we were invited to dine at Cheyenne, — " Cheyenne City," it is called. Most of the buildings which we saw were one-story wooden ones, — small, square, with no appearance of roofs, only a square, sharp-cornered front, hke a section of board fence. These all faced the railroad station, were painted with conspicuous signs, — such as "Billiard Saloon," "Sam- ple Room," "Meals for Fifty Cents ; " and, in the FROM CHICAGO TO OGDEN. il doors of most of them, as the train arrived, there stood a woman or a boy, ringing a shrill bell furiously. It is curious, at these stations, to see how instantly the crowd of passengers assorts itself, and divides into grades, — of people seeking for the best ; people seeking for the cheapest ; and other people, most economical of all, who buy only hot drinks, having brought a grocery store and a restaurant along with them in a basket-tower. The most picturesque meals are set out on boards in the open air, and the most interesting people eat there ; but I am afraid the food is not good. However, there was at Cheyenne a lively widow, presiding over a stall of this sort, where the bread and cheese and pickles looked clean and eatable. She had preserved strawberries also, and two bottles of California wine, and a rare gift at talk- ing. She was a pioneer, — had come out ahve from many Indian fights. Her husband had fared less well, — being brought home dead, with fourteen arrows in his body ; but even this did not shake her love for the West. She " would not go back to the East, not on no account." " Used to live in Boston ; " but she "didn't never want to see any o' them sixpenny towns agin." In this neighborhood are found the beautiful moss agates, — daintiest of all Nature's secret processes in stone. Instead of eating dinner, we ran up to a large shop where these stones are kept for sale, set in gold which may be said to be of their own kin, since it comes from Colorado. The settings were not pleasing ; but the stones were exquisitely beautiful. What geology shall tell us the whole of their secret ? Dates are nothing, and names are not much. Here are microscopic ferns, feathery seaweeds, tassels of pines, rippling water-lines of fairy tides, mottled drifts of sand or snows, — all drawn in black or crowded gray, on and in and through the solid stone. Centuries treasured, traced, copied, embalmed them. They are too solemnly beautiful to be made into ornaments and set swinging in women's ears ! From Cheyenne to Sherman, we rode on the engine 12 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. — on the foremost engine ; for we were climbing moun- tains, and it needed all the power of two engines to draw us up. At Cheyenne, we were only six thousand feet above the sea ; at Sherman, we should be eight thousand two hundred and forty-two. The throbbing puffs, almost under our feet, sounded like the quick-drawn, panting breaths of some giant creature. Once in every three or four minutes, the great breastplate door opened ; and we looked into its heart of fire, and fed it with fuel. Once in every three or four minutes, one of the keepers crept along on its sides, out to its very mouth, and poured oil into every joint ; he strode its neck, and anointed every valve. His hand seemed to pat it lov- ingly, as he came back, holding on by the shining rods and knobs and handles. I almost forgot to look at the stretches of snow, the forests of pines, the plateaus of mountain-tops, on either hand, so absorbed was I in the sense of supernatural motion. The engineer seemed strangely quiet ; a calm, steady look ahead, — never withdrawn for a moment at a time from the glistening, black road before us. Now and then, a touch on some spring or pulley, when great jets of steam would spurt out, or whistling shrieks of warn- ing come. " Where is the rudder ? " said I, being from the sea. The engineer looked puzzled, for a second ; then, laughing, said; "Oh! I don't steer her; she steers herself. Put her on the track, and feed her. That's all." Up, up, up ! We are creeping, although we are mounting by steam. Snow lies on every side ; and clumps of firs and pines, and rocks of fantastic shapes, are the only things which break this desolate loneli- ness. We are so much above the tops of many moun- tains that they themselves blend and become wide fields, over wliich we look to the far horizon, where rise still higher peaks, white with snow. We see off in all FROM CHICAGO TO OGDEN. 13 directions, as we did on the plains ; yet clouds are be- low us, rolling and rising, and changing like meadow- mists ! Still, we climb. The trees are stunted and bent, the rocks are dark and terrible ; many of them 1 )ok like grotesque idols, standing erect or toppling over. Wyoming has well named this region " The Black Hills." At Sherman, we dropped one of our engines, and left off using the other. The descent is so sharp and sud- den that no steam is needed, only the restraining brakes. A few hours later, at Laramie, we were again on a plain. We had gone down hill steadily, for miles and miles. The guide-book seemed incredible, when we read that we were still more than seven thousand feet above the sea. Yet here were wide plains, droves of cattle, little runs of water, and flowers on every side. The sun was setting in a broad belt of warm, yellow sky ; snow lay in the crevices of the lower hills, and covered the distant ranges ; winter and spring seemed to have wed. On the morning of the fourth day we looked out on a desert of sage-brush and sand ; but the desert had infinite beauties of shape and the sage had pathos of color. Why has the sage-bush been so despised, so held up to the scorn of men '^. It is simply a miniature olive-tree. In tint, in shape, the resemblance is won- derful. Travellers never tire of recording the sad and subtle beauty of Mediterranean slopes, gray with the soft, thick, rounded tops of olive orchards. The stretches of these sage-grown plains have the same tints, the same roundings and blendings' of soft, thick foliage ; the low sand-hills have endless variety of out- Hne, and all strangely sug<;estive. There are fortresses, palisades, roof slopes with dormer windows, hollows like cradles, and here and there vivid green oases. In these oases cattle graze. Sometimes an Indian stands guarding them, his scarlet legs gleaming through the sage, as motionless as the cattle he watches. A little 14 BITS OF TRAVEL AT 2^0 ME. further on we come to his home, — a stack of bare bean-poles, apparently on fire at the top ; his family sitting by, in a circle, cross-legged, doing nothing ! Then comes a tract of stony country, where the rocks seem also as significant and suggestive as the sand- hills, — castles, and pillars, and altars, and spires : it is impossible to beheve that human hands have not wrought them. For half of a day we looked out on such scenes as these, and did not weary. It is monotonous ; it is desolate : but it is solemn and significant. The day will come when this gray wilderness will be red with roses, golden with fruit, glad and rich and full of voices. At noon, at Evanstovvn, the observation car was at- tached to the train : (when will railroad companies be wise enough to know that no train ought to be run any- where without such an open car.?) Twice too many passengers crowded in ; everybody opened his umbrella in somebody's else eye, and unfolded his map of the road on other knees than his own ; but after a few miles the indifferent people and those who dreaded cinders, smoke, and the burning of skin, drifted back again into the other cars, leaving the true lovers of sky, air, and out-door room to enjoy the canons in peace What is a caiion ? Only a valley between two high hills ; that is all, though the word seems such a loud and compound mystery of warfare, both carnal and spiritual. But when the valley is thousands or tens of thousands of feet deep, and so narrow that a river can barely make its way through by shrinking and twisting and leaping; when one wall is a mountain of grassy slope and the other wall is a mountain of straight, sharp stone ; when from a perilous road, which creeps along on ledges of the wall which is a mountain of stone, one looks across to the wall which is grassy slope, and down at the silver line of twisting, turning, leaping river, the word canon seems as inadequate as the milder word valley ! This was Echo Canon. We drew near Vt thx'ough rocky fields almost as grand as the cahOD FROM CIIICAuO TO OGDEN. 15 itself. Rocks of red and pale yellow color were piled and strewn on either hand in a confusion so wild that it was majestic : many of them looked like gatewa3^s and walls and battlements of fortifications ; many of them seemed poised on points, just ready to fall ; others rose massive and solid, from terraces which stretched away beyond our sight. The railroad track is laid (is hung would seem a truer phrase) high up on the right-hand wall of the canon, — that is, on the wall of stone. The old emigrant road ran at the base of the opposite wall (the wall of grassy slopes), close on the edge of the river. Just after we entered the canon, as we looked down to the river, we saw an emigrant party in sore trouble on that road. The river was high and over- flowed the road ; the crumbling, gravelly precipice rose up hundreds of feet sheer from the water ; the cattle which the poor man was driving were trying to run up the precipice, but all to no purpose ; the wife and chil- dren sat on logs by the wagon, apathetically waiting, — nothing to be done but to wait there in that wild and desolate spot till the river chose to give them right of way again. They were so many hundred feet below us that the cattle seemed calves and the people tiny pup- pets, as we looked over the narrow rim of earth and stone which upheld us in the air. But I envied them. They would see the canon, know it. To us it would be only a swift and vanishing dream. Even while we are whirling through, it grows unreal. Flowers of blue, yellow, purple are flying past, seemingly almost under our wheels. We look over them down into broader spaces, where there are homesteads and green meadows. Then the canon walls close in again, and, looking down we see only a silver thread of river; looking up, we see only a blue belt of sky. Suddenly we turn a sharp corner and come out on a broad plain. The canon walls have opened like arms, and they hold a town named after their own voices. Echo City. The arms are mighty, foi they are snow-topped mountains. The plain is green and the river is still. On each side are 1 6 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. small canons, with green threads in their centres, show- ing where the streams come down. High up on the hills are a few little farm-houses, where Americans hve and make butter, like the men of the Tyrol. A few miles further the mountains narrow again, and we enter x still wider gorge. This is Weber Canon. Here are still higher walls and more wonderful rocks. Great serrated ledges crop out lengthwise the hills, reaching from top to bottom, high and thin and sharp. Two of these, which lie close together, with apparently only a pathway between (though they are one hundred feet apart), are called the Devil's Slide. Why is there so much unconscious tribute to that person in the unculti- vated minds of all countries ? One would think him the patron saint of pioneers. The rocks still wear shapes of fortifications, gateways, castle fronts, and towers, as in Echo Canon ; but they are most exqui- sitely lined, hollowed, grooved, and fretted. As we whirl by, they look as the fine Chinese carv- ings in ivory would chiselled on massive stones by tools of giants. The canon opens suddenly into a broad, beautiful meadow, in which the river seems to rest rather than to run. A line of low houses, a Mormon settlement, marks the banks ; fields of grain and grass glitter in the early green ; great patches of blue lupine on every hand look blue as blue water at a distance, the flowers are set so thick. Only a few moments of this, however, and we are again in a rocky gorge, where there is barely room for the river, and no room for us, except on a bridge. This, too, is named for that same popular person, " DeviPs Gate." The river foams and roars under our feet as we go through. Now comes another open plain, — wide, sunny, walled about by snow mountains, and holding a town. This is Ogden, and the shining water which lies in sight to the left is the Great Salt Lake ! SALT LAKE CITY. f? SALT LAKE CITY. IT seems strange that the cars of the Utah Central Railroad should be just like all other cars. We ex- pected to find " Holiness to the Lord " inscribed on the panels, and portraits of Mormon elders above the doors. In fact, I am not sure that we did not expect to see even the trees and shrubs along the track bearing the magic initials of the " Zion Co-operative Mercantile Associa- tion." However, we made up for these lacks by scruti- nizing the face of every man and every woman about us, and searching for some subtle token which might betray that they were not living as other men and women live. No doubt we made comical blunders, and in our thoughts wrongfully accused many an innocent bachelor of the blackest polygamy. However, we were right in one case. Just as the cars moved out of Ogden, there entered in at the door of our car a big, burly man, perhaps fifty-five or sixty years old. His face was very red ; he wore a red wig ; and, as if deter- mined to make the red of his face and the red of his wig both as hideous as possible, he wore about his neck a scarf of a third shade of fiery red. His eyes were small, light, and watery, but sharp and cruel. His face was bloated, coarse, sensual : I have never seen a more repulsive man. "Oh ! that is a Mormon," we whispered, under our breaths. " It must be." He strode down the car in a pompous way, followed by a meek and lifeless-looking old woman. He looked from right to left with an air of arrogant self-consciousness, which would have beeo ludicrous except for a sort of terrible certainty of powef in it, which made one shudder. 2 r8 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. " Who is that ? who is that ? " we said to the con- ductor. "That is Historian Smith. He is the second in power in our church," reph'ed the conductor, with a complacent smile. Afterward we saw him doing honor to the scarlet magnate, with most obsequious bowing and bending. But we soon forgot our interest in the baffling fac^s of Mormon men and women, and looked only at the won- derful valley through which we were journeying. Surely this Salt Lake Valley is itself Brigham Young's most powerful auxiliary. No possible pomp which riches could compass, and send out to meet the new prose- lytes, would so appeal to their senses as must the first view of this broad, green valley, walled in by snow- topped mountains, and holding the great Salt Lake. There is a solemnity in its beauty which to a religious fanatic might easily seem supernatural. Entering the valley, as we did, at Ogden, late in the afternoon, and journeying southward to the city, one sees a picture which cannot be forgotten. The Wasatch Mountains, on the left, were like a sohd wall, clouded purple and gray from the base half way up, then mottled and barred and striped with white wherever snow lay in the rifts and seams ; then, at the very top, crowned and battlemented with sohd snow, which not even the fiercest summer heats would entirely melt. On the right lay the lake, also glistening like silver, and with rippling gleams of blue. Its further shore was a snow-topped mountain range ; and its islands were mountains, some of them snow-topped, some of them green, some of them bare and stony, and red in the low sunlight. Between us and the lake on the right, and between us and the Wasatch Mountains on the left, lay broad fields, green with grain or grass, or gay with many-colored blossoms, or yellow vrith small sunflowers. These were most beautiful of all : their wide belts of yellow were hke shining frames to the color and beauty beyond. This sunflower is called SALT LAKE CLTY 19 the Mormon flower, and is said to spring up wherever Mormons go. If other Mormon fields are like these, the superstition is well-founded. Acre after acre they spread, as solid as cloth of gold. The eye could not bear their dazzling any more than if they were suns. Salt Lake City lies close at the base of the Wasatch range, ^o close that, as you first see the city from the cars, you can fancy it a walled town, walled on one side by the mountains, with a gate in every canon. As we drew near it, the sunset lights had left the valley, but still lit the snowy hill-tops. I confess that my first thought was of the grand old Bible words : " The angel of the Lord encampeth around them that fear him." No doubt many a devout simple- hearted Mormon has had the same feeling, as he ha? first looked on the scene. The next morning, as we looked down upon the city from some of the lower spurs of the mountains, I found myself still conscious of a peculiar solemnity in its whole expression. It is compact, but not crowded. Each house has its enclosure of fruit and shade trees ; so that, as you look down on the city from above, it seems like a city built in a huge garden. It has no straggling suburbs, no poor or thriftless neighborhoods ; not a dilapidated or poverty-stricken house is to be seen. On each side of the principal streets, between the side-walk and the road, run swift, sparkling little mountain streams. Close up to the city limits, on the south and west and north, come the great gray plains of the unredeemed alkali bottoms, in which the city's dense green looks like an oasis. Near the centre of the city rises the huge, weird dome of the Tabernacle, add- ing still more to the mystic expression of the scene. Fancy a roof, smooth, gHstening, gray, and of a fault- less oval, large enough to shelter seventeen thousand per- sons, comfortably seated. If it surmounted any thing which could be properly called a building, it would be as grand as St. Peter's : but it is placed on low, straight brick walls ; and the whole effect, near at hand, is like 20 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. nothing more nor less than half of a gigantic egg, split lengthwise. However, into all the distant views of the city it enters well, and seems strangely in keeping with the long slopes of the mountain bases. Beyond the gray alkali plains lies the shining lake, full of mountain islands ; beyond the shining lake and the mountain islands rise snow-topped mountain ranges, running to the north and to the south as far as the eye can see. The sun sets behind these. It turns them to purple mist, then to golden, then to pale gray, and sends their vivid shadows way across the lake and plains. It rises behind the Wasatch range ; and then that shadow also is flung out beyond the city and the plains, till it quivers on the lake. So the mountains might almost be said to clasp hands over the city's head. At noon, when the sun was hot, I looked out through the tops of green locust-trees, and saw the whole eastern range blue as sapphire, — so blue that the blue sky above looked white ; and the snow on the summits was so white that the white clouds above looked gray. The air is so rarefied that the light shimmers dazzling along all outlines, and the sense of distance is deceived. Peaks thirty miles distant seem near at hand ; hills five miles off seem within a few minutes' walk ; and the sunshine seems to have a color and substance to it which I never saw elsewhere, — no, not even in Italy. It takes up room ! , But, in spite of the sunshine, in spite of the beauty, the very air seemed heavy with hidden sadness. No stranger can walk the streets of Salt Lake City without a deepening sense of mystery and pain. We have been so long accustomed to the idea of polygamy as a recog- nized evil, we have seen the word so long and so often in print, that we are unprepared for the new sense of horror which is at once aroused by the actual presence of the thing. Each sunny doorway, each gay garden, is a centre of conjecture, of sympathy. Each woman's face, each baby's laugh, rouses thoughts hard to bear. The streets are full of life ; shops are busy ; car- SALT LAKE CITY, 21 riages with fine horses drive up and down ; farm-wao^ona with produce are coming in ; markets are open ; stalls on corners are piled up with apples, and bits of cocoanut in tin pans of water, just such as are sold in Boston or New York. You can have your boots blacked or your pocket picked ; boys and men of these and all other trades jostle you on every hand. Over most of the shops is a singular placard, a picture of one huge eye ; above it the motto " HoHness to the Lord," below it the initials Z. C. M. A. These stand for the words " Zion's Co- operative Mercantile Association," and mean that the man who sells you tape or lemons behind that counter sells them at the prices fixed by the Church, and pays to the Church a semi-annual percentage on all sales. Passing out of the business streets, you find cosey, tasteful little homes on every hand. Flowers at the win- dows and in the gardens ; piazzas shaded by vines ; fruit orchards and little patches of vegetables, or corn, or wheat, all through the city. If your driver is a Gentile, he turns round from time to time with such comments as these : — " That's a three-wife house." " That's a two-wife house." " That's a new house Mr. has just built for his last wife. " There's two of Brigham's wives lives in that house." And before one of the pleasantest little houses of all, he reins up his horses into a walk, and says : — "That's where Amelia, Brigham's last wife lives. And one of Mr. Clawson's wives lives with her. Mr. Clawson — he married two of Brigham's daughters." The heart grows faint. The sunshine seems dark- ened. You look up in involuntary appeal to the silent, snowy mountains, from which no help comes for this great wrong. Then you look earnestly into the faces of all the women you see. They are standing on doorsills, with laughing babies in their arms ; they are talking gayly with each other on the sidewalk ; they are lead- ing little children ; they are walking by the side of men ; they are carrying burdens, or seeking pleasure, just as 22 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. otlier women do — apparently. Their faces are not sad, as we looked to find them. If we did not know we were in Salt Lake City, we should say. " These are simple and contented women, uncommonly healthy and strong. The community, as a whole, seems remarkably industrious, prosperous, and innocent, if one may judge from faces and from expression of the homesteads." These are the Mormons, of whom we have heard such terrible tales of cruelty and crime. They are the men who have created this blooming, thriving city, in the heart of a desert ; these are the down-trodden and heart-broken women for whom we have wept ! The problem grows more and more perplexing with every hour that you spend in the city, and with every word that you hear. Men, not Mormons, who have lived here for years, bear the strongest testimony to the up- rightness, honesty, industry, purity of Mormon lives, and to their charity also. The city is divided into twenty-one wards. Every ward has its bishop, who has several assistants. " At every train, you will see a bishop or assistant from every ward down at the cars, to meet any poor person who may come in, and to take care of them at once," said a Mormon woman to me. " And we all take care of our own poor ; each ward has to contribute. You'll not find a beggar or a suffer- ing poor person in our Church. That's the greatest part of our religion, ma'am.'' This \\ Oman, though a staunch Mormon, hates polyg- amy. But she says, piteously : " It's because I am not religious ; I am not naturally a rehgious person. I believe that polygamy is right, because the Church teaches it ; but I can't say that I feel about it as a Mor- mon woman ought to. And I could never have my hus- band's other wife in my house ; (no, never !) though I lived with his first wife for twelve years, and took care of her till she died ; and she was very fond of me. She was quite an old lady. It's only last year she died ; and, to the very last, she was asking for me. But, ii SALT LAKE CITY. 23 any Mormon woman tells you that they Hkc polygamy, they lie. It's nothing but a cross that they bear for the sake of their religion." This woman has had no children ; the younger wife has had two. The husband is a man of some means. If Mormon men die without making wills, their wives inherit nothing. The children inherit all ; and the mother takes what the children, or the Church, as guar- dian of the children, may choose to give her. This woman, having no children, will have no claim ; yet she has earned far more of the property than her husband has. I talked with another Mormon wife, who was a woman of unusual strength, physically and mentally. She was one of the pioneers, having come with the first party that entered the Salt Lake Valley, through the terrible path which is still called " Emigration Canyon." She was then in her seventeenth year ; and it was just two months before the birth of her first child. " You could never believe," she said, " to look at this valley now, what it was then. Nothing in it, except a little mud fort in the middle ; and into that we all crowded, more like wild beasts than human beings. But I was never so happy in my hfe. Many a day, I only had a crust of bread to eat ; but it was just as if God was there with us, all the time." The child did not know at this time, nor till long afterward, that polygamy was peculiar to the Mormons. When she first found out the truth, it seemed to her, she said, " just as if she had been taken out of this world into some other : every thing was so changed." When she was twenty-two years old, her husband took a second wife. This was twenty-six years ago. The two women hved together for twenty years, and brought up their families of children together. One had ten children, the other eight. Then they sepa- rated. The first wife lives now some miles from the city, on a small farm. Her husband comes out on Sat- unlay afternoon, and returns on Monday. This is all 24 BirS OF TRA VEL A T HOME. she sees of him. The rest of the time he lives with the second wife in the city, where he holds an important position. It was on a Saturday that I saw her. While I was talk- ing with her, the husband suddenly appeared in the door- way. He had just come out from town. " Oh ! there's Mr. , now," said she, rising, and going to meet him as she would go to meet a neighbor. He shook hands w ith her, and said, kindly : " How d'ye do, Ma 1 " She introduced him to me ; and he sat down. The chair was a little broken, and creaked under his weight. " Why, Ma ! why don't you have your chairs fixed ? " he said, very pleasantly- But oh ! how hot my cheeks felt. " Have her chairs fixed ! " — living alone, twenty miles from the city, five miles from a neighbor, with no servant in her house ! Yet this man has a kindly nature. It was evident in every line of his face. He is a man to whom it would be a grief to give pain to any one. He is simple-hearted, affectionate, pure-minded. He is also a man of some education. It must be a daily sor- row to him to see his children insufficiently provided for in any way ; yet his means do not enable him to make eighteen children comfortable. There is discomfort, deprivation in both houses. • " If a man brings up one family of children, and pro- vides for them, I think that's as much as the Lord's going to require of any body," said this man's wife ; " and, as for believing that the Lord's going to require any thing of woman which makes them suffer as polyg- amy does, I don't. But they are all good, earnest, true men," she added ; " and pure men, too, according to their way of looking at it. They are faithful to their wives : there isn't such a thing known as a Mormon man's going astray in that way." She was most earnest in her efforts to impress me with this fact, and with the uprightness and sincerity of the men. Much as she hated polygamy herself, and fully as she believed it to be wrong, she believed that the Mormon men were sin- cere in regarding it as a matter of religion. SALT LAKE CITY. 25 ''There's many a man takes another wife, just be- cause he thinks he ought to," said she. " I have known such cases every year. The Church says they must." She had not heard of that petition from the women of Utah to the United States Government, which has been regarded at the East as proving so conclusively that Mormon women are all anxious for deliverance from the tyranny of the Church. Neither had the other woman of whom I have spoken heard of this petition ; and, as both these women are women of position and influ- ence, I could not but regard their ignorance of the petition as a significant fact, pointing strongly toward the truth of the assertion of the Church newspaper, that the signatures were not all genuine. " Why," said she, " you'd never get one-third, even, of the women who don't like polygamy to petition against it. They believe it's right, much as they hate it. And the rest of the women, they take it up, just as the martyrs went to the stakes, thinking they'll get heaven by it, and they can't get it any other way ; and they wouldn't have it done away with, if they could. The Church teaches them that no woman can go to Heaven, unless she is married to some man." " Why, I myself don't want polygamy put an end to any such way," said she, flushing. " I believe God'll stop it somehow, sooner or later ; but not in one day ! Why, I should think ." But she could not tin- ish the sentence. I finished it for her, however, in my heart ; and I wonder that any persons can be so unthink- ing as not to realize the cruelty of any hasty legislation which would add one more burden of fear or sense of humiliation to the loads which these poor women are already bearing. The next day, I heard that petition read in the Taber- nacle. At the close of the afternoon services. Histo- rian Smith — the man whom I have already described — • came forward, holding a paper in his hand. He still wore the blazing red scarf, and still looked, as he did 26 BITS OF TEA VEL A T HOME. in the cars, the very incarnation of sensuality and tyranny. With a few introductory remarks, setting forth that the Church thought it best to acquaint her children with all the weapons and wiles of her adversaries, he read the paper. He read it slowly, dehberately, giving promi- nent and scornful emphasis to the sentences which spoke of the terror in which the women lived. He men- tioned the number of signatures, adding, impressively : " The names can be identified by all of you ; many of them are the names of young children." He then made a short address, evidently for the benefit of the strangers present, giving a brief statement of the grounds on which the Church inculcates polygamy. The argument was based on the Bible prophecy of the days in which seven women should lay hold of one man, imploring him to take away "their reproach." The term " reproach " was interpreted to mean child- lessness, and was dwelt upon strenuously; and he re- ferred to the remarkable healthfulness and strength of the Mormon children as proof that polygamy might be upheld on physical as well as Scriptural grounds. During the whole of these extraordinary proceedings, I studied the faces of the men and women about me. At many parts of the petition, they exchanged satirical and amused glances with each other, especially at the statements in regard to the petitioners' terrors. While the doctrine of polygamy was expounded and justified, they looked serious, attentive, and satisfied. Certainly, so far as the expression of an audience could be a test, the Mormon Church was justified by her followers that afternoon. I studied also the faces of the priest- hood. They sit in a body, on a raised platform, which fronts the congregation. In the centre of this plat- form are three wide seats, with raised desks, where Brigham Young and those nearest him in authority sit. As the priests sit facing these central seats, their side faces are in full view. I found myself insensibly com- paring them with the faces of the Romish priesthood, as SALT LAKE CITY. 27 I used to see it in the streets of Rome. Here were the same two types of face, — the credulous, simple, and devoted; and the tyrannical and unscrupulous. They were, almost without exception, plain, hardworking-look- ing men, in coarse clothes ; but, if they had only been robed in black and violet and scarlet, they would have seemed in no wise out of place in the College of the Propaganda. Tyranny and fanaticism work with the same tools, and write the same handwriting, all the world over. If one could banish from his mind the undercurrent of consciousness of this great wrong of ecclesiastical domination in Salt Lake City, it would be one of the most delightful spots in the world. The air, the sunshine, the snowy mountains, the blue lake, the waving orchards, the bright flowers, and the neat, cosey little homes, — all make up a picture of beauty and thrift and peace rarely equalled. But there is no escape from the shadow ; there is no forgetting the wrong. However, all diseases are self-limited. Polygamy is as sure to disappear before civilization as flails are to go down before steam-threshers. A shrewd old man, who had lived in Salt Lake City for several years, said to me, one morning, pointing to the windows of a milliner's shop, before which we stood : " They needn't trouble themselves to legislate about polygamy. This sort of stuff," — waving his hand back and forth in front of the bonnets and ribbons, — " this sort of stuff will put an end to it. It's putting an end to monogamy, for that matter ! It will very soon be here, as it is elsewhere, more than most men can do to support even one wife ! » 28 BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME, FROM OGDEN TO SAN FRANCISCO. AT Ogden the Union Pacific Railroad ends and the Central Pacific Railroad begins. The Pullman drawing-room cars also end, and the silver palace-cars begin ; and we are told that there are good reasons why no mortal can engage a section of a sleeping-car to be ready for him at Ogden on any particular day. " Through passengers " must be accommodated first. *' Through passengers," no doubt, see the justice of this. Way passengers cannot be expected to. But we do most emphatically reahze the bearing of it when we arrive at Ogden from Salt Lake City at four o'clock in the afternoon, and find anxious men standing patiently in line, forty deep, before the ticket-office, biding their chance of having to sit up for the two nights which must be spent on the road between Ogden and San Francisco. It was a desperate hour for that ticket agent ; and the crowd was a study for an artist. Most to be pitied of all were the married men, whose nervous wives kept plucking them by the coat- tails and drawing them out of the line once in five minutes, to propose utterly impracticable devices for circumventing or hurrying the ticket-agent. I do not know whether I reveal things which should be hid, or whether the information would be of value upon all days ; but there is a side window to that ticket-office, and a superintendent sometimes stands near it, and, by lifting a green curtain, conversations can be carried on, and money and tickets passed in and out. Neither do 1 know how m.any, if any, of the forty unfortunates rode all the way bedless to San Francisco ; for our first anxiety as to whether we should each get a " section ' FROM OGDEN TO SAN FRANCISCO. 29 was soon merged in our second, which was almost as great — what we should do with ourselves in it. A latent sense of justice restrains me from attempting to describe a section. It is impossible to be just to a person or a thing disliked. I dislike the sleeping-car sections more than I ever have disliked, ever "shnll dislike, or ever can dislike any thing in the world. Therefore, I will not describe one. I will speak only of the process of going to bed and getting up in it. Fancy a mattress laid on the bottom shelf in your cup- board, and the cupboard-door shut. You have previously made choice among your possessions which ones you will have put underneath your shelf, where you cannot get at them, and which ones you must have, and will therefore keep all night on the foot of your bed (that is, on your own feet). Accurate memory and judicious selection, under such circumstances, are impossible. No sooner is the cupboard-door shut than you remem- ber that several indispensable articles are under the shelf. But the door is locked, and you can't get out. By which I mean that the porter has put up the curtain in front of your section, and of the opposite section, and you have partially undressed, and can't step out into the narrow aisle without encountering the English gentleman, who is going by to heat water on the stove at the end of the car ; and, even if you didn't encounter him, you can^'t get at the things which have been stowed away under your shelf, unless you lie down at full length on the floor to reach them ; and you can't lie down at full length on the floor, because most of the floor is under your opposite neighbor's shelf. So I said the dooi was locked simply to express the hopelessness of the situation. Then you sit cross-legged on your bed ; because, of course, you can't sit on the edge of the shelf after the cupboard-door is shut — that is, the cur- tain is put up so close to the edge of your bed that, if you do sit there in the natural human manner, your knees and feet will be in the way of the English gen- tleman when he passes. Sitting cross-legged on your 30 BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME. bed, you take off a few of your clothes, if you have courage ; and then you cast about to think what you shall do with them. It is quite light in the cupboard, for there is a little kerosene lamp in a tiny glass-doored niche in the wall ; and it gives light enough to show you that there isn't a hook or an edge of any thing on which a single article can be hung. You gaze drearily around on the smooth, shining panels of hard wood. It is a very handsome cupboard, a good deal plated, be- sides being made of fine hard woods, into which you can't drive even a pin. At last you have an inspiration. You stand up on the edge of your bed, and, grasping the belt of your dress firmly in each hand, boldly thrust one arm out above the curtain, and hook the belt over the curtain-rod. It swings safely ! You sink back triumphant and exhausted; come down on your travel- ling-bag, and upset it ; the cork comes out of the harts- horn bottle, and the hartshorn runs into the borax. Of course, you can't cross the Alkali Desert without a good supply of counter alkalies. By the time you have saved the remainder of these, and propped the travel- ling bag up again, you are frightfully cramped from sitting so long cross-legged. So you lie out straight a few minutes to rest. Then you get up again, more cautiously than before, on the edge of the bed, and hook and pin a few more garments around the curtain- rod. Just as you are looking on the last one, and feel- ing quite elated, the car gives a sudden jerk, and out you go, head foremost into the aisle into the very arms of the English gentleman. Being an English gentle- man, he would look the other way if he could ; but how can he .'* He must hold you up ! You don't know just how you clamber back. Nothing seems very clear to you for some minutes except the English gentleman's face, which is indelibly stamped on your brain. You don't sit up for the next five or six minutes, nor make a sound. Then you reflect that the night is really to be ten hours long, and that there are hairpins and hair. There is no need of greater explicitness. FROM OGDEN TO SAN FRANCISCO. 3 « The feeblest imagination can supply details and dilemmas. You sit up again, and soon become ab- sorbed in necessary transactions. You glance up to the left ! Horrors upon horrors ! The cupboard-door has suddenly swung off its hinges ! That is, the flank piece of the curtain, which is intended to turn a corner at the head of the bed, and shut you oif from your neighbor in the next section, being not wide enough, and having no sort of contrivance to fasten it to the wooden partition, has sHd along on the rod, and left you just as much exposed to the eyes of all passers-by as if your cupboard had no door at all. You drop — well — all you have in your hands, seize the curtain and hold it in place with your thumb and finger, while you grope for a pin to pin it with. Pin it, indeed ! To what ? I have before mentioned that the cupboard is of panels of highly-polished hard wood and silver plating. The cars are called "silver" and "palace "for this reason. At last you pin it to the upper edge of your pillow. That seems insecure ; especially so, taking into account the fact that you are a restless sleeper. But it is the only thing to be done. Having done this, you look down at the foot of the bed, and find a similar yawning aperture there. You pin this flank curtain to the blan- ket, and pin the blanket to the mattress. You do aL these things, getting about on your knees, with the car shaking and rocking violently over an unusually rough bit of road. When the flap is firmly pinned at the head and at the foot, you lean back against the middle of the back of your cupboard, to rest. The glass door outside your little lamp is very hot. You burn your elbow on it, and involuntarily scream. *' What is the matter, ma'am t " says the friendly, conductor, who happens to be passing. You start up. That is, you would, if you could ; but you can't, because you are sitting cross-legged, and have the cramp be- sides. But it is too late. The cupboard-door is split in the middle, and there are the conductor's sympathiz- ing eyes looking directly in upon you. It is evidently 32 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME, impossible to have the curtains made tight at the head and foot of your shelf without their parting in the mid- dle. They are too scant. At this despair sets in. However, you unpin the flap at the foot of the bed, repin it so as to leave only a small crack, through which you hope your neighbor will be too busy to look. Then you pin the two curtains together firmly in the middle, all the way up and down. Then you lie down, with your head on your travelling bag, and resolve to do no more till the cars stop. You fall asleep from exhaus- tion. When you awake, darkness reigns ; a heavy and poisonous air fills your cupboard ; the car is dashing on through the night faster than ever. Timidly you unpin the curtains, and peer out. The narrow aisle is cur- tained from one end to the other ; boots are set out at irregular intervals ; snores rise in hideous chorus about you ; everybody has gone to bed, nobody has opened his window, and most of the ventilators are shut. With all the haste you can make, you try to open the window at the foot of your bed. Alas ! while the day lasted you neglected to learn the trick of the fastening ; now the night has come, in which no man can undo a car-window. You take the skin off your fingers ; you bruise your knuckles ; you wrench your shoulder and back with superhuman strains, — all the time sitting cross-legged. At last, just as you have made up your mind to follow the illustrious precedent of Mrs. Kemble's elbow, you hit the spring by accident, and, in your exultation, push the window wide open. A fierce and icy blast sweeps in, and your mouth is filled with cinders in a second. This will never do. Now, how to get the window partly down ! This takes longer than it took to get it up ; but you finally succeed. By this time you are so exhausted that absolute indifference to all things except rest seizes you. You slip in between the sheets, and shut your eyes. As you doze off", you have a vague impression that you hear something tumble off the foot of the bed into the aisle. You hope it is your boots, and not your travelling-bag, with the bottles in it ; but FROM OGDEN TO SAN FRANCISCO. 33 you would not get up again to see, — no, not if the whole car-load of passengers were to be waked up by a pungent odor of ammonia and alcohol proceeding from your cupboard. Strange to say, you sleep. Your dreams are nightmares, — but still you sleep through till daylight. As soon as you awake you spring up and listen. All is still. Some of the snores still continue. You put up a fervent ejaculation of gratitude that you have waked so early. You resume the cross-legged position, and look about you for your possessions. It was your travelling-bag, after all, which fell off the shelf. You find it upside down on the floor in the aisle. You find, also, one boot. The other cannot be found. A horrible fear seizes you that it has gone out of the window. As calmly as your temperament will permit, you go on putting your remains together. The car is running slowly ; and, all things considered, you think you are doing pretty well, when suddenly you encoun- ter, in a glistening panel on the back of your cupboard, close to the head of your bed, a sight which throws you into new perplexity. There is — yes, it is — the face of the English gentleman. But what does it mean that the eyes are closed and a red silk handkerchief is bound about his florid brow ? While you stare incredulously, the face turns on its pillow. A sleepy hand stretches up and rubs one eye. The eye opens, gazes languidly about, closes again, and the English gentleman sinks off into his morning nap. You seize your pillow, prop it up against the shining panel, so as to cut off this extremely involuntary view ; then you stop dressing, and think out the phenomenon. It is very simple. The partitions between the sections do not join the walls of the car by two inches or more. The polished panel just behind this space is a perfect mirror, reflecting a part of each section ; then you glance guiltily down to the similar mirror at the foot of your bed. Sure enough, the same thing ! There you see the head of an excellent German frau. whom you had observed the 3 34 BITS OF TRA l^EL A T HOME. day before. She also is sound asleep. You prop your other pillow up in that corner, lest she should awake ; and then you hurry on your clothes stealthily "•as a thief. The boot, however, cannot be found, and you are at last constrained to go to the dressing-room without it. The dressing-room is at the further end of the car. Early as you are, fellow-women are there before you — three of them ; one in possession of the washbowl, two waiting for their turn. You fall into line, thankful for being only the fourth. You sit bash- fully on somebody's valise, while these strangers make their toilets. You reflect on the sweet and wonderful power of adaptation which disdnguishes some natures ; the guileless trust in the kindliness of their own sex which enables some women to treat all other women as if they were their sisters. The three are relating their experiences. "Well, I got along very well," says one, "till some- body opened a window ; and after that I thought I should freeze to death. My husband, he called the con- ductor up, and they shut the ventilators ; but I just shiv- ered all night. Real good soap this is ; ain't it, now ? " You feel yourself blushing with guilty consciousness of that open window. But you brave it out silently. " I wa'n't too cold," said the washbowl incumbent, meditatively holding her false teeth under the faucet, and changing them deftly from side to side, to wash them well. " But I '11 tell you what did happen to me. In the middle o' the night I felt suthin' against my head, right on the very top o'nt. And what do you think it was ? 'Twas the feet of the man in the next section to ou'rn ! Well, sez I, this is more'n I can stand; and I give 'em such a push. I reckon he waked up, for I never felt 'em no more." At this you fly. You cannot trust your face any longer. '• Got tired o' waitin'?" calls out No. 3. "You can have my turn, if you're in a hurry. We've got all day before us," and the three women chuckle drearily. FROM OGDEN TG SAN FRANCISCO. Z\ When you reach your cupboard, Frank, the hand some black porter, has already transformed your bed into two chairs. The bedding is all put away out oi sight ; and there, conspicuously awaiting you, stands the missing boot, on a chair. You are not proud of your boots. For good reasons you decided to wear them on this journey ; but false shame wrings you as you wonder if everybody has seen how very shabby that shoe is. The English gentleman is in the aisle, putting on his boots. The German frau is bustling about in a very demi-dress. Nobody seems to mind anybody ; and, now that the thing is over with, you laugh to think how droll it all was. And so the day begins. We are told that in the night we have passed over the Great American Desert, — sixty square miles of alkali sand. This, then, on which we look out now, is not the desert. We had thought it must be. All we can see is sand, or sage-brush, or bunch-grass. Yet it is not dreary. The tints are exquisite. "We shall not be weary of it if it lasts all day," we said. And it did last all day. All day long tints of gray and brown ; sometimes rocky ravines, with low, dark growths on their sides ; sometimes valleys, which the guide-book said were fertile, but which to us looked just as gray and brown as the plains. We passed a dozen or more small towns, all looking alike, all looking far more deso- late than the silent plains. A wide and dusty space, like a ploughed field, only hardened and flattened ; rows or groups of small unpainted wooden houses, all trying to face the railway station, and most bearing big signs on their front of something to sell or to hire or to drink ; not a tree, not a flower, not a protecting fence, — that is the thing called town all along the road of the first day's journey westward from Ogden. But at sun- set we came to something else. We had been climbing up. Snow-topped mountains were in sight all about us. The air was clear and cold. " Humboldt Station " was the name of the station to which we had been 36 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME, looking forward for some hours, simply because it meant "supper." But, when we stepped out of the cars, thoughts of supper fled. Four thousand feet ibove the sea, among alkali sands and stony volcanic beds, there stood a brilliant green oasis. Clover fields, young trees, and vegetable gardens surrounded the little house. In front was a fountain, which sparkled in the sun. Around it was a broad rim of grass and white clover. An iron railing enclosed it. It was a pathetic sight to see rough men, even men from the emigrant-car, stretching their hands through the railing to pick a blade of grass or a clover-blossom. One great, burly fellow, lifted up his little girl, and, swing- ing her over the iron spikes, set her down in the grass, saying : " There ! I'd like to see ye steppin' on green grass once more." It was a test of loyalty to green fields, and there were no traitors. We had not dreamed that we had grown so hungry for sight of true summer. Just as the train was about to rtart, I remem- bered a gentle-faced woman in our car who had not come out. I reached into the grassy rim, without look- ing, and picked a clover-leaf to carry her as token. I gave it to her, without having looked closely at it. " And a four-leaved clover, too ! " she exclaimed, as she took it. It was the first four-leaved clover I ever found. I have spent hours enough to count up into weeks in searching for them. I took back my gift with a super- stitious reverence for it, as omen of our journey, and also as a fitting memento of that bright oasis which pa- tience had created in the desert, and named by the name of a good and great man. Next morning we waked up in the Sierras. We were ne.irly six thousand feet above the sea. As far as we could see on either hand rose snowy tops of mountains. We were on them, below them, among them, all at once, Some were covered with pines and firs ; some were glistening and bare. We looked down into ravines and gorges which were so deep they were black. Tops oi FROM OGDEN TO SAN FRANCISCO. 37 firs, which we knew must be hundreds of feet hifrh, seemed to make only a solid mossy bed below us. The sun shone brilliantly on the crests and upper slopes ; now and then a sharp gleam of light showed a lake or a river far down among the dark and icy walls. It seemed almost as if these lights came from our train, as if we bore a gigantic lantern, which flashed its light in and out as we went winding and leaping from depth to depth, from peak to peak. I think nothing could happen in life which could make any human being who had looked out on this scene forget it. Presently we entered the snow-sheds. These were dreary, but could not wholly interrupt the grandeur. Fancy miles upon miles of covered bridge, with black and grimy snow- drifts, or else still blacker and grimier gutters of water, on each side the track (for the snow-sheds keep out only part of the snow) ; through the seams between the boards, sometimes through open spaces where boards have fallen, whirling glimpses of snow-drifts outside, of tops of trees, of tops of mountains, of bottoms of canyons, — this is snow-shed travelling. And there are thirty-nine miles of it on the Central Pacific Railroad. It was like being borne along half blindfolded through the upper air. I fell as if I knew how the Sierras might look to eagles flying over in haste, with their eyes fixed on the sun. " Breakfast in a snow-shed this morning, ladies," said Frank, our chamber-maid. True ; the snow-shed branched off like a mining gallery, widened, and took in the front of a Httle house, whose door was set wide open, and whose breakfast-bell was ringing as we jumped out of the cars. We walked up to the dining- room over icy rock. Through openings at each side, where the shed joined the house, we looked out upon fields of snow, and firs, and rocky peaks ; but the sun shone like the siin of June, and we had not a sensation of chill. Could one be pardoned for remembering and saying that even at this supreme moment there was ad- ditional gladness from the fact that the trout also were 38 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. warm, being on blazers ? A good breakfast on blazers, in a snow-shed, seven thousand feet above the sea ! But there was one man in the train (all honor to his line) who breakfasted on other fare than trout and canned apricots. Just as we were about to get off, I saw him come leaping into the snow-shed from a high snow-drift. He carried a bi^ staff in his hand. *'Oh ! " said I, "you have been off on the snow." " Indeed, have I ! " exclaimed he. " So far that I thought I should be left. And it ' bears ' everywhere. I jumped on the ' crust ' with all my weight." Almost immediately we began to descend. In a few miles we had gone down three thousand feet, the brakes all the while holding us back, lest we should roll too fast. Flowers sprang up into sight, as if conjured by a miracle out of the ice ; green spaces, too, and little branches, with trees and shrubs around them. The great American Canyon seemed to open its arms, finding us bold enough to enter. Its walls are two thousand feet high, and are rifted by other canyons running down, each with its tiny silver thread of water, till they are lost in the abysses of fir-trees below. The mining vil- lages looked gay as gardens. Every shanty had vines and shrubs and flowers about it. On all the hillsides were long, narrow wooden troughs, full of running water, like miniature canals, but swift, hke brooks. One fancied that the water had a golden gleam in it, left from the precious gold it had washed. Still down, down, out of snow into bloom, out of winter into spring, so suddenly that the winter and the spring seemed equally unreal, and we half looked for summer's grain and autumn's vintage, station by station. Nothing could have seemed too soon, too startling. We doubled Cape Horn, in the sunny weather, as gaily as if we had been on a light- boat's deck ; but we were sitting, standing, cHnging on the steps and platforms of a heavy railroad train, whose track bent at a sharp angle around a rocky wall which rose up hundreds of feet straight in the air, and reached down hundreds of feet into the green valley beneath. FROM OGDEN TO SAN FRANCISCO. 39 A flaw in an inch of iron, and the train would be lying at the bottom of the wall, broken into fine bits. But, whirling around the perilous bend, one had only a sense of glee. After-thoughts give it another name. We reached Colfax at noon of midsummer. Accord- ing to all calendars, there had been months between our breakfast and our dinner. Men and boys ran up and down in the cars, offering us baskets of ripe straw- berries and huge bunches of red, white, and pink roses. Gay placards, advertising circuses and concerts, were on the walls and fences of Colfax. Yellow stages stood ready to carry people over smooth, red roads, which were to be seen winding off in many ways. " Grass Valley," " You Bet," and " Little York " were three of the names. Summer, and slang, and history all beckon- ing. Still down. The valleys widen to plains, the snow- topped mountains grow lower and dimmer and bluer, as they fall back into horizon lines. Our road runs through fields of grain and grass, wild oats wave almost up to the very rails, and the blue lupine and the yellow eschscholtzia make masses of solid blue and gold. The Sacramento Valley seems all astir with wind-mills, pump- ing up water for Sacramento vineyards. Sacramento is noisy, — hacks, hotels, daily papers, and all. " Casa Svizera " on a dingy, tumble-down building catches our eye as we are hurrying out of the city ; it seems to suit the vineyards into which we go. A strong, cold wind blows ; it is from the western sea. We climb again. Low, curving hills, lapping and overlapping, and making soft liollows of shade, begin to rise on either hand. We wind in among them, through great spaces of yellow, wav- ing blossom — eschscholtzia, yellow lupine, and mustard by the acre. It seems as if California's hidden gold had grown impatient of darkness, and burst up into flower ! Twilight finds us in a labyrinth of low, bare hills. They are higher, though, than they look, as we discover when we enter sharp cuts and climb up canyons ; but their outhnes are indescribably soft and gentle. 40 BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOHTE. One thinks involuntarily of some of Beethoven's Adagios. The whole grand movement of the vast continent seems to have progressed with harmonies and successions akin to those of a symphony, and to end now with a few low, tender, gracious chords. But the confusion of the Oaklands ferry-boat dis- sipates all such fancies. It seems an odd thing to cross over America — prairies, deserts, mountains — and then, after all, be ferried to the western edge of the continent. But only so can we come to the city of San Francisco, — half an hour, at least, on a little steam-tug. It is dark, and it seems hke any other steam-tug ; but we have crossed the continent. / By our side in the jostling crowd are two brothers, ' searching for each other. They have not met for twent} years. How shall the boys (become men) know each other's faces ? They do not. At last an accidental word, overheard, reveals them to each other. I looked into the two faces. Singularly upright, sweet faces, both of them : faces that one would trust on sight, and love on knowledge. The brother that had journeyed from the East was my friend. The brother that stood waiting on the Western shore was his twin ; but he looked at least twenty years the older man. There are spaces wider than lands can measure or the seas fill. This was the moment, after all, and this was the thing which will always live in my memory as significant of \ crossing a continent. THE GEYSERS. 41 THE GEYSERS. BY boat from San Francisco to Vallejo. By cars from Vallejo to Calistoga. By stao;e from Calistoga to the Geysers. This was the guide-book formula. It was to take an afternoon and a forenoon, and the night between was to be spent at Calistoga. But nothing was said in the advertisement about the loveliness of the sunset in the Golden Gated Bay, on which we were to sail to Vallejo. It was not mentioned that Mount Tamalpais would be yellow in mist on our left, and Mount Diablo purple in mist on our right, and that all the San Pablo shore would seem gently floating up and down, and back and forth, as we passed, like the edge of some enchanted country, on which no man might land ; that the fortified islands in the bay would be so strangely touched and lit up by the level beams of the sinking sun that their bastions and towers would only seem as still further token of an enchanted country ; and that, when, after an hour and a half of this, we reached the opening of the Napa Valley, we should be carried into the heart of the very kingdom of Ceres herself, — and on a festival year too, it seemed to us, as we looked out of the car-windows, and saw yellow grain and green vines stretching miles away on either hand, and inter- rupted at last only by a mountain wall, too high for the grain and vines to climb. " Surely, there can be no such other valley as this in California ? " we said. " Oh, yes ! much finer valleys than this," replied a statistical traveller at our side. " This is a small affair. Very pretty, very pretty. But the San Joaquin Valley is fifty miles wide and three hundred miles long ! Contains eighteen mil- 4-2 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. lion acres of land ! " he added, maliciousl}-, seeing our wide-open eyes. Since that day we have journeyed in the San Joaquin Valley ; have looked off over its boundless yellow seas of wheat ; have come upon distant vista views of it, where it looks so like one great ocean line that no stranger would ever dream of its being land ; but not all its vastness and richness can dim or dwarf the picture of beautiful, glowing, smihng Napa. The moun- tain ranges on each side of Napa Valley are green to the tops ; but clear-cut against the sky, as if they were of bare rock. There is not a waste field, a barren spot in it. Tall oak trees, which spread and droop like elms, stand in all the vineyards and wheat-fields. It seems impossible to believe that they have not been grouped and placed ; but they have simply been left where they were found. Each man has set his house in a park, and each village stands in a wooded domain. It was dark when we reached Calistoga. " Free car- riage for the Calistoga Springs Hotel," resounded all along the platform from an invisible point in the distance. It was only partly visible when we reached it and clam- bered in, and the road was not visible at all. Neither was the hotel fully visible when we were asked to enter it. It was the oddest, most twinkhng of httle starry spots ; low, ambushed in trees, with a wide stoop thatched with great hemlock boughs, from which hung a lantern here and there. " No rooms in the hotel," the landlord said. This did not seem so strange to us next morning, when we learned that there were but two sleeping-rooms in it. " But he had reserved rooms for us in a cottage." Out into the darkness, following a small boy, carrying two candles and a handful of matches, we went. The path wound and was narrow. Heavy odors of roses and honeysuckles came up on each side. If we stepped off to right or left, we were in soft grass. We passed dim shapes of pavilions and summer-houses and arbors. At last the boy swung open a little gate, and stepped up THE GEYSERS. 43 on the piazza of a house, whose door stood open. Strik- ing a match on the heel of his boot, he ht our candles, and threw open the doors of our sleeping-rooms — two tiny closets, holding one bed, one window, one chair, one washstand. There were two more such closets opposite ours. These four made the cottage ! No keys, no bolts ! " How shall we get any thing we want ? Is there any servant in this house ? " said we. The boy looked amazed. We were evidently new to the ways of Cahfornia watering-places. " What would you like .^ " he said. " I'll bring it to you." Thus pressed, we discovered that we really did not want any thing, except hot water ; but it seemed eminently probable that we should want at least a dozen things as soon as the boy had vanished in the thick darkness, and we had no visible or invisible means of communication with him. In a few moments came another boy, guiding two more groping travellers into this dusky retreat. The doors were shut, all was still, save the delighted mos- quitoes, to whom we were given over. It was a novel situation. How far were we from the hotel ? Who were our opposite neighbors ? No door could be fastened. Our one window must be open, or we should smother ; but it seemed to be only two feet from the piazza floor and only one from the foot of our beds. However, as there was nothing else to be done, we went to sleep ; and in the morning we only laughed at our fears. Eighteen of these picturesque little cottages stood in one circle around the hotel. The winding path, which had seemed so long in the darkness, was only a few rods long. Everybody was within sound of everybody else, and the cottages and the summer-houses and the arbors and the pavilions were all in full blossom •— roses and honeysuckles and geraniums. It was simply a cluster of bed-rooms in a garden. The wide hemlock-thatched stoop of the hotel looked even more picturesque by daylight than it had done the night be- fore. Why does it not enter into the heads of all land- lords to do this thing ? Then, when the summer heats 44 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. are over, the hemlock boughs can be burnt up, the rough sapling pillars of the stoop taken down, and the sun let into the rooms. The dining-room of this little hotel was also very picturesque. The tables were small and ar- ranged in two rows. High up over each table was swung an odd banner-like thing, made of strips of gay paper, with fringes of blue, red, yellow, green, and pink. All of these were connected together by a wire, and the whole affair could be moved by a cord in the kitchen, and swung slowly back and forth above the tables, to keep off flies and make a cool breeze. When it was in motion it made a very gay stir, like a fluttering of paro- quets'- wings. The " Great Foss " stood in the door-way, and the Great Foss's horses stood outside ; six of them har- nessed to a three-seated open wagon. Who is the Great Foss ? Ah ! that is the question which pressed upon our minds when friends said and frier>ds wrote and friends reiterated : " Be sure and drive with Foss. That is the great thing, after all, in the trip to the Geysers." All our cross-questioning failed to elicit any thing in re- gard to this modern Jehu, except the fact that he was in the habit of driving six horses at full gallop around a right-angled corner, and not upsetting his wagon. This seemed to us an equivocal recommendation of a driver on a very dangerous road. Nevertheless, we humbly entreated that we might take our full share of the deli- cious risk of broken legs and necks, and be able to come away saying that we too had gone at full gallop around right-angled corners of narrow roads, with the "daring champion reinsman of the world," as an enthusiastic writer has called Mr. Foss. With meek thankfulness we took our seats on the middle seat, the posts of greatest honor and danger, on the front seat, having been secured many days in advance, by telegraph, from a distant part of California. Such is the notoriety of Mr. Foss's driving, and so inexphcable are the desires of the human heart. But we soon forgot our disappoint- ment as we drove out into the fresh morning beauty of THE GEYSERS. 45 the valley, — the same park-like fields of grain and grass and oak trees on each hand, and the beautiful mountain, St. Helen's, just rising above the gray mists. Soon the valley narrowed ; the hills were covered with lower growths : no more oaks ; farm-houses were wider apart. A.11 things showed that we were drawing near the wilds. In solitary spots we came upon high posts with one cross arm, on which swung a mail-bag. With one dexterous stroke, and without reining up his horses, Mr. Foss would seize it, and send the exchange-bag whirling through the air. Then we would wheel suddenly into some "farmyard ; the six horses would gallop at full speed round a track in shape of a figure eight, and come to a sudden halt, like circus horses ; then, while the horses were drinking water, all the men in the two wagons would disappear in the farm-house, at a myste- rious signal from Foss. We knew what it meant only too well. This perpetual wayside tippling is one of the worst of California's bad habits. The extent of it would be simply incredible, except on actual observation. Soon we begin to climb. The valley has disappeared. We are shut in by hills. We are toihng up hills. From each ascent we gain we can see only hills. All the fertile beauty has gone. Only low pines, manzanita, and greasewood bushes are to be seen. But the grease- wood is in full white flower, and looks like a heath ; and the ground is gay with low flowers — the Columbine, Pink Clarkia, by the rod; a Claytonia, with a tiny white star-shaped blossom, growing in great mats : a low Iris, yellow and white ; Snap Dragons, yellow and blue, — all these, and many others which we do not know, make the stony and dusty ground bright. It is a marvel on what they are living ; but they look content. Great thickets of the " California Lilac." purple and white, wave along the sides of the road, and as far up as we can see on the hillsides. It is pathetic to find it called " Lilac." I wonder if homesick miners did not name it so because the odor has a slight resemblance to that of the New England lilac. But its fine, feathery flower 46 BITS OF TEA VEL A T HOME. looks more like a clethra than like a lilac ; and it has a long botanical name, which I forget. Ten miles of this long, winding climb, and we are at the summit of the mountain ridge, which we must cross to reach the Geyser Canyon. From this summit is to be had what the guide-books call "one of the grandest views which the globe affords." I confess to an unconquerable indifference to this type of view. They seem to me singularly alike in all coun- tiies ; just about so much sharp mountain-top that you can see, and just about so much more that you can't see, on account of mist ; just about so much shining line of river or sea, and just about so much of pale blue at the horizon, which might be river, or sea, or mountain, or Chinese wall, or any thing else in or out of the uni- verse, for all you can discover. There is, of course, the one great suggestion and stimulus of unmeasured, almost immeasurable distance. This is good for conceit. Estimates are apt to adjust themselves in an hour of solitude on a mountain peak. But I think that true delight, true realization of the gra- cious, tender, unutterable beauty of earth and all created things are to be found in outlooks from lower points — vistas which shut more than they show, sweet and un- expected reveahngs in level places and valleys, secrets of near woods, and glories of every-day paths. All this I said to myself as we whizzed down the other side of the mountain. I use the word " whizzed " without any forgetfulness of the fact that it is usually applied only to bullets and arrows. I have never journeyed on either of those vehicles, but I would unhesitatingly recommend one or other of them for the descent of this Pluton Canyon. The road is simply a succession of oxbows or letter S's in shape laid along the precipitous wall of the canyon. The turns are so sharp that you often lose sight of the leaders and of the heads of the chain-horses. The road is so narrow that in many places the outer wheels seem to be absolutely in line with the sheer wall below, and in no place does THE GEYSERS. 47 there seem to be more than six inches margin. Instead of a firm outer edge of stone, such as ought to support a road hke this, there are many places where the road seems to be only a bank of gravel, which at every rev- olution of wheels on it shakes and sends down crumbling particles into the abyss below. Down this road, round these corners, on these rattling rims of gravel-banks we dashed at a run — two wagons full of mortal souls. One thousand, two thousand feet below us, on our right hand, ran the Pluton River, over a rocky bed. Tall pines and firs and enormous" boulders filled up the abyss, so that it looked black and terrible. If a bolt, a strap, a spoke had given way, as we turned one of those corners, wagons, people, all would have spun out into the air, as a child's top spins off when it first leaves the string. It was perilous ; it was reckless. But no sober sense can keep sober in such a descent ; it is only the afterthought which takes note of thefoolhardiness. At the time we held our breaths, with quite as much de- Hght as terror. Tops of trees were below our feet one minute, above our heads the next, and the next gone, left behind, and more trees dancing up in their places. Gigantic rocks, and gnarled roots, and fallen trees covered with moss, and trickling streams, and foaming cascades, and waving bushes of white blossoms, and great spaces of pink and scarlet and yellow flowers be- neath, all seemed to be flying up the hill as fast as we were flying down. High on our left rose a wall, whose top we often could not see — sometimes solid rock, with tiny ferns and flowers clinging in crevices ; sometimes a heavily- wooded bank, with the roots of its great trees projecting, bare, and threatening to fall. I have forgotten how few minutes we were in reaching the bottom of the canyon. I only remember that it was a matter of boast that the descent had been made in so short a time ; and the fact that this can be a point of pride with drivers, that this kind of road can be looked on as a race-course, is more significant than any comment or any statistics of speed. Is there any other country f8 BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME. dxcept America where such a road and snch driving A^ould be permitted ? In the famous Ampezzo Pass, in Italy, the road has to wind around a dolomite mountain fline thousand feet high, the Antelao. Three times the road crosses the walled front of that mountain. From ihe lowest road you can look up to the two above, and they look like mere lines on the rocky surface. From the. uppermost road you look down straight into the valley below, and see no sign of the roads by which you have climbed, so sheer is the wall. But this road is at all points wide enough for two carriages to pass at full speed ; and its outer edge is a thick wall of masonry and stone, at least a foot wide. There is a little meadow in the bottom of the Pluton Canyon. It is just big enough to hold a small hotel and half a vegetable garden ; the other half of the vegetable garden runs up hill in terraces. There is a little stable too. and a bit of white paling and one arched gateway, with the sign '' To Geysers," and another with, " To Steam Bath ; " and the whole thing looks so much as if it had set itself dov/n there in spite of the canyon that it is as droll as it is picturesque. On the opposite side of the canyon is a great bare rift, — another small canyon splitting the side of the great one. It is bare and rocky and burnt looking ; and steam curls up and down and out of it, and floats off in thin, weird shapes over the tall pine forests beyond. It was just noon when we tumbled into the Pluton Canyon and landed at the Geysers' Hotel. There were a great many too many people, and nobody could be comfortable ; by way of making things more uncomforta- ble still, the Dutch landlord ordered everybody to walk up the Gevser Canyon immediately after lunch. One o'clock, a blazing sun overhead, bare, blistering rocks everywhere, and a boiling tea-kettle under foot at every step ! We, having been forewarned that the time to see the Geysers in perfection is early in the morning, utterly refused to go. Dutch landlord was indignant. " But the guide is going now. It is the time I send him up.' THE GEYSERS. 49 *' But it is too hot, and we are tired ; and there is much more steam when it is cooler. We will go this afternoon, or early in the morning." " But I have not twenty-five servants to send when each one Hkes. I do not know you can have guide this evening, and there is not time to go after five o'clock." " Very well. We simply shall not go now. We can return without seeing the Geysers at all, if you refuse us a guide." Meekly the poor, tired throng filed out through the gateway, under the scorching sun. Only we two re- mained. How we laughed at the Dutchman's cross face, as he struck off into his vegatable garden ! Climb- ing up terrace after terrace, and then one fence, we found a grassy bank, where we lay the whole afternoon, under shade of an oak, and watched the shapes of the hot steam curling and writhing up from the opposite canyon. A superb crested pheasant came and sat on a low bough, in full sight of us, and dressed his neck feathers, and called to somebody he knew. We picked twelve different kinds of wild flowers within a rod or two of our oak, and then we went down in the cool of the early twilight. " We would hke to go up to the Geysers in the morn- ing. Will you send a guide up with us at half-past five ? " said we. " Yes," growled the Dutchman. " Be so good as to have us called at quarter before five." " Ugh ! " replied the Dutchman. At five we luckily waked up ourselves. At quarter- past five came a surly knock at the door. " We are up," called we. " Ugh ! " said the Dutchman. ^ At half-past five we had just seated ourselves in the dining-room, when the Dutchman appeared. " Time to start. Guide is waiting. " But we must have something to eat. You did not call us at quarter to five, as you promised " 4 50 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. " Nobody is called at the Geysers before quarter- past five. One quarter-hour is enough for anybody to dress." " It is impossible to dress in quarter of an hour." " Then you should not haf come to the Geysers. It is military rule at Geysers." Somebody speaks somewhere of before-breakfast cour- age. There is a before-breakfast temper too, I suppose, which is a good deal harder to keep than any other sort. What we said at this crisis in the conversation I would rather not tell ; but the Dutchman said only " Ugh ! " and, of course, a person who confines himself to that ejaculation can easily have the last word in any quarrel : there soon seems to remain so little to be said in reply to it. Even at this distance, however, there is satisfac- tion in saying of that Dutchman that he was the only ill-tempered, uncivil landlord we found in California, and that he keeps as bad a house as I ever found any- where. But our little guide had a sunny face, the dew sparkled on every leaf as we set out, and in five minutes we were ashamed of ourselves for having had any feel- ing except pity for the poor cross man. The path led at once down into shady hollows, and across a stream at bottom of the Pluton Canyon ; then out and up the other side, and in a few minutes we were at the entrance of the Geyser Canyon. What had looked to us the day before, from our hillside, like little more than a narrow rift in the opposite side of the valley proved to be a canyon of considerable width, with sharp sides twelve or fourteen hundred feet high. It looked as if it had been built up of old refuse mat- ter from foundries ; as if for centuries men had sifted ashes and thrown out clinkers and bad coal and waste stones and junk and every conceivable sort of scorched metallic thing into this chasm ; and as if several apothe- caries' shops had burnt down there too, for there was a new color and worse odor at every other step. And the little guide, striking his cane or fingers into bank after bank, kept bringing forth crumbs and powders, and THE GEYSERS. 51 offerino; them to us to taste or smell, with "Here is pure alum ; " " Here is epsom salts ; " *' Here is sul- phur ; " " Here is cinnabar ; " " Here is soda ; " till we felt as if we were in the wholesale drug-shop of the universe. Meantime, he skipped along from rock to rock like a chamois ; and we followed on as best we might, through the hot steam, which came up hissing and fizzing out of every hole and from beneath every stone. A brook of hot water running swiftly over and among rocks ; pools and cauldrons of hot water boiling and bubbling by dozens all around; black openings, most fearful of all, where no water can be seen, but from which roaring jets of steam come out, — this is the bottom of the Geyser Canyon. It is half a mile long, and up it, in it, back and forth across it, you go. You think you will plant your stick on the ground to steady yourself for a spring from one hot stone to another, and down goes your stick, — down, down into soft, smoking, sulphurous, gravelly sand, so far and so suddenly that you almost fall on your face. You draw the stick up and out, and a small column of hot steam follows it. Next you make a misstep, and invol- untarily catch hold of a projecting point of rock with one hand. You let go as if it were fire itself. It does not absolutely blister you ; but it is too hot to hold. Your foot slips an eighth of an inch out of the guide's footsteps, which you are following as carefully as if life and death depended on it, and you go in over shoes in water so hot that you scream and think you are scalded. You are not ; but, if you had slipped a few inches further to right or to left, you would have been, for on each side inky-black water is boiling so that it bubbles aloud. All this while, besides the hissing and fizzing of the steam and boiling and bubbling of the water which you see, there is a deep violoncello under- tone of boiling and bubbhng and hissing and fizzing of water and steam which you do not see, which are deep down under your feet, — deep down to right of you, deep down to left of you, — making the very canyon 52 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. itself throb and quiver. How thick the crust may be nobody knows. That it can be thick at all seems im- probable when, prick it where you may, with ever so slender a stick, the hot steam rushes out. " Why did it not all cave in yesterday ? " and " Why does it not cave in this minute .? " and " Oh ! it will surely cave in to-morrow ! " you exclaim, as you take your last leap out of it, and look back from a firm green bank above. There can be no uncannier place in this world, unless it be a volcano crater ; and one does not in the least resent finding it sealed, signed, and stamped with the name of Satan. " Devil's Gristmill," " Devil's Inkstand," " Devil's Pulpit," " Devil's Apothecary Shop," " Devil's Tea-kettle " were among the names which the guide shouted back to us as he perched on some especially high rock or squatted over some par- ticularly horrible hole. It was bewildering to pass, by almost a single step, from scorching ashes, nauseous stenches, and blinding steam, into tangled and shady woods, fragrant with spice wood and bright with flowers, and to hear the guide caUing out, in advance: "This is the Lover's Seat," the " Lover's Retreat." But so we returned to the hotel by a winding path over the upper slopes of the Pluton Canyon. As we struck down to its lower level, we came upon a few trickling streams of the same hot, sulphurous water. Yellow Gherardias were growing close on their edge, and the flowers were far larger and of a deeper tint than those which grew away from the water, " We have enjoyed our visit to the Geysers very much. It is a most wonderful sight ! " said we to the landlord. We were sorry for having quarrelled with him. " Ugh ! " said the Dutchman. HOLY CROSS VILLAGE, ETC. 53 HOLY CROSS VILLAGE AND MRS. POPE'S. IT is put down on the maps as Santa Cruz ; but wny should I not speak my own language ? No one of the old Padres who named the meadows and hills of this sweetest of seaside places could have lingered more tenderly on the sound of the soft " Santa " than I over the good and stronger word " Holy." And to none of them did it seem a fitter spot for a mission than it does to me. The old adobe buildings which the Padres built are crumbled and gone, and no man knows where the Padres sleep ; but the communion of saints is never banished from an air it has once filled. Sacred for ever and everywhere on earth are the places whose first founders and builders were men who went simply to carry the news of their Christ and who sought no per- sonal gain. Holy Cross Village is by the Pacific Sea, — close by the sea, a hundred miles or so to the south 'f you go from San Francisco. You can get there in a day. But it is better to take longer. It always is bet- ter to take longer going anywhere, — ways are so sure to be nicer than any places you set out to reach. The way to Holy Cross Village is delightful, if you go by San Jose and Santa Clara. First, an hour in the cars, running southward through the Santa Clara Valley, — parks and rich men's houses, wheat and oats, and wind- mills by dozens ; then, just at sunset, San Jose, another of the sacred old mission towns. It hes low, between two mountain ranges. It is shady and straight and full of flowers. There are pubhc gardens, with round tables under the trees, with little ponds, and boats, and targets, and ;Umping-boards, where it is evident that men and 54 BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME, women frolic daily, after un-American fashion. There is a Chinese quarter ; which is, in fact, only five steps from the main street, but is in atmosphere five thousand miles away. At the end of its one narrow lane stands a Joss House, — small, white, high, double-gabled in roof ; a dolphin, tail up, for a steeple ; a gigantic lady-bug and a lobster on the ridge-pole ; square patches of bright colors, interspersed with cabalistic inscriptions, like an album missionary bedquilt, on the wall ; steep stairs, climbing up outside the house ; and a door opening into an airless little chapel, where a huge tureen full of the ashes of burnt prayers stands on a low altar. The prayers, rolled up in the shape of slender cigarettes, are stuck like lamp-lighters in a vase close by. In a small, windowless alcove at the end of the chapel we found the priest, sitting on the edge of his bed, scraping opium. The furniture of his bedroom consisted — besides the wickerwork bedstead, which had a thin roll of bedding at its head — of a teapot, two teacups, and a pipe. This was all. He looked happy. There are three fine pub- lic schoolhouses in San Jose, a handsome building for a normal school, and the most wonderful weeping- willows in the world. These are on General Negley's -ground. Four of them make together a great dome of green, through which little light penetrates, into which you drive, and find yourself walled in on all sides by quivering, drooping willow wreaths, which, although they bend from a point some sixty or seventy feet up in the air, still trail on the ground. All this and more you will find out about San Jose before the sun sets, and then you will sleep at the Auzerais House, which is so good that one must be forgiven for calling it by name. Early the next morning, a top seat on the stage for Santa Cruz; three miles to Santa Clara, — three miles on an absolutely straight, absolutely level road, walled with willows and poplars on each side. The old Padres set these out ; most enduring of all memorials, most indisputable title-deed to the right of gratitude from generations. HOLY CROSS VILLAGE, ETC. 55 From Santa Clara, twelve miles out to the Coast Range of mountains ; twelve miles across the Santa Clara Valley. This road is also perfectly level ; in the dust and heat of summer, intolerable ; on the day we crossed it, clear and pleasant, and golden, too, as the wake of a cloud in a smooth yellow sky, for the whole valley was waving with yellow mustard. What the ox-eye daisy is to New England, the wild mustard is to these saints' valleys in CaHfornia. But the mustard has and keeps right of way, as no plant could on the sparser New England soil. Literally acre after acre it covers, so that no spike nor spire of any other thing can lift its head. In full flower, it is gorgeous beyond words to describe or beyond color to paint. The petals are so small, and the flower swings on so fine and thread-like a stem, and the plant grows so rank and high, that the effect is of floating masses of golden globules in the air, as you look off through it, bringing the eye near and to its level ; or, as you look down on it from a distance, it is a yellow surface, too undulating for gold, too solid for sea. There are wheat fields in the Santa Clara Val- ley, and farms with fruit-trees ; but I recall the valley only as one long level of blazing, floating, yellow bloom. The Coast Range Mountains rise gently from the val- ley ; but the road enters abruptly upon them, and the change from the open sun and the vivid yellow of the valley to tlie shifting shadows of hills and the glistening darkness of redwood and madrone trees is very sharp. The road is like all tne mountain roads in California, — dizzy, dangerous, dehcious ; flowers and ferns and vines and shrubs tangled to the very edges ; towering trees above and towering trees below ; a rocky wall close on one hand and a wooded abyss close on the other, and racing horses pulling you through between. " It is magnificent, but it is not driving." We stop for a bad dinner at a shanty house, which is walled and thatched with roses ; and we make occasional stops to water at lonely Uttle settlements, where the hills have broken apart and away from each other just enough to let a ■56 BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME field or two lie and tempt a few souls up into their liv- ing grave. At all such spots the wistful, eager, home- sick look on some of the faces wrung my heart. " Be you from the east ? " said one man, as he brought out the water for the horses. He had a weak, tremulous, disappointed face. The pale blue eyes had lost all purpose, if they ever had it. " Oh, yes ! " said we gayly. " From the other edge of the continent." And then we waited for the usual reply. " Well I wonder if you know my uncle, Mr. . He lives in New York." But no. " I thought so," was all the man said ; but there was something indescribably pathetic in the emphasis and the falling inflection. Early in the after- noon we came out on a divide, a narrow ridge, wooded less thickly, and giving us glimpses of the ocean in the distance. When we reach the end of the seaward slope of this, we shall have crossed the Coast Range, and shall find our Holy Cross Village. A few miles this side of it, the driver says : — " Now we're coming to the Hotel de Redwood. There it is." And he points with his whip. All that can be seen on either hand is the same unbroken forest of majestic redwoods and pines and madrones through which we have been driving for miles. " Get out, gentlemen, and take a drink," calls a feeble voice from a ragged man, taking the near leader by the head. " I am the proprietor of the Hotel de Red- wood." Then we see a small white sign nailed to the bark of one of the biggest trees : " Hotel de Redwood." Thol door is in the other side of the tree, furthest from the road. That is the reason we didn't see it ; this is the kind of thing a moderate tree can be used for in this country of sizes too big to sort. It is not a hotel in which one would sleep, to be sure ; but it is a hotel big enough for eight or ten people to stand at once in f*-^nt of its little counter, where are for sale the ever-pre^ei^t and innumerable drinks of the country. One hoUov HOLY CROSS VILLAGE, ETC. $7 tree for bar-room, one for shop, one for library, one for museum, one for bedroom of the proprietor — five hol- low trees make the Hotel de Redwood. The Hbrary consists of six volumes ; the museum of a live hairless South American dog, a dead California lion, and the head of a bear. The bedroom — I would rather not speak of the bedroom. I think the lion used to sleep in it, and the proprietor killed him for his bed. " Can't you take me into town ? " said the proprietor, looking wistfully at the driver. ''Yes, yes, Mr. Baker. Jump up. It's a light load to-day ; but you must bring your violin, and play for us." So the poor vagabond fellow sprang merrily up on the top of the stage ; and we drove into the village to the tune of "The Traveller from Arkansas." The village lies close to the sea. There are houses from which you can throw a stone to the beach. Then, a little higher up, is the business street, where shops and offices and one or two quaint, small inns, with pots of flowers all along their balconies, are set thick to- gether, and contrive to look much wider awake than they are ; then rise sudden, sharp terraces, — marking old water-levels, no doubt, — up which one ought to go by staircases, but up which one does chmb wearily by winding roads and paths. On these terraces are the homes of Santa Cruz. Not a fine house, not a large house among them ; but not a house without a garden, and hardly a house without such fuchsias, geraniums, and roses as would make a show to be sought after in any other country than this. Is it worth while, I won- der, to say to people who keep a couple of scarlet geraniums carefully in pots in their window, that in this village scarlet geraniums live out of doors all the year round, grow by dozens along fences, like currant-bushes, and stick out between the slats, great bits, and branches, that anybody may pick ; that they stand plentifully at corners of houses, running up, hke old lilac-trees, to the Becond-story windows ; that a fuchsia will grow all ovei 5 8 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME a piazza, and a white rosebush cover a small cottage, — walls, eaves, roof, — till nothing but the chimney is left in sight, coming out of a round bank of white and green ? Believe it who can, that has not seen it ! In Holy Cross \^illage, to-day, are many scarlet geraniums and fuchsias and rose-bushes, of all colors, that can '* wit- ness if I He." Walking half a mile back — no, quarter of a mile back — from these terraces, you come to soft, round hills, with openings of meadow-stretches, fertile and rich as the prairie. Many of these are wooded heavily with redwoods and pines, madrones and buckeye. Through these woods wind delicious roads, rising out of damp, shadowy fern-and-flower-filled hollows, to broad, breezy openings, from which the sea is in full sight, and across which the delicious wind sweeps straight up from Monterey, or over from the mountains the other side of the bay. Walking down from the terraces seaward, and then southward, you find marshy meadows, green and brown, through which the road-track is hardly defined. Flow- ers grow on each side, as bright and many as on the prairie. Presently, the road comes to an abrupt end, in a little grassy spot, divided only by a low, brushwood fence from a half-moon-shaped beach of white sand, between two high cHffs. The furthest cliflf has a natu- ral arch in it, many feet high, through which the sea beyond shows a half-circle of blue, set in yellowish white, looking like a great gate of sapphire, swinging slowly to and fro in an arched gateway of ivory. The nearer cliff is covered with curious plants of the cactus species, with yellow blossoms and red ; and the rocks seem to be of a chalky nature, brilliantly veined with black and yellow and pale pink. At the base of the cliff, the same bright-veined rocks stretch out, in ir- regular and broken floors. As the high tide comes ud over these, all the depressions are kept filled with water, and make beautiful aquaria, in which live limpets HOLY CROSS VILLAGE, ETC. 59 and muscles and anemones. Fine and rare seaweeds are strewn around their rims, and wave from their sides deep down in the water. The hne of white surf breaks perpetually beyond, coming or going, — always a surf ; retreating always with a kneeling face, turned to the cliff, as is the law of stately surfs on all seas, leav- ing the king's presence of their shores. To go back to the village by another way, you strike across the marshy meadows, following for two miles or more a soft, grassy road, through flowers ; then as- cending a high plateau, on which are farms and here and there lime-kilns, with blazing fires, and glistening, white rock piled up by their sides. You are high up above the village, now ; but woods shut it out of sight. You pass it, — go two miles beyond it ; then turn, and come down to it by a wooded road on the steep side of a little canyon, through which a small river makes to the sea. A wild azalea grows in masses on this road, — azalea, whose flowers are white and pink and yellow all together. Down in the bottom of the canyon is a little green meadow oasis, where there are a few white houses and a powder-mill. The river turns, to make room for it, in such a sudden and exquisite curve that you think it is carrying it on one arm, as a woman carries a baby. At you come out of the woods, the broad sea flashes sud- denly into full sight ; and the village shows in shining bits here and there, Hke something the sea might have broken and thrown up. You see now that the terraces are not so high as they seem ; and the village has little threads of lanes and streets, fringing off into the mead- ows in all directions. It is sunset : all Nature rings the Angelus ; and you say in your heart, " God bless the village ! " " Mrs. Pope's" is a Httle house, where lucky strangers stay. It consists of three cottages and a quarter In two of the cottages, the guests lodge, and take thei) meals in the cottage and a quarter. The furthest cot tage of lodgings is an old one. It is, or ought to be called the " Cottage of the Cloth of Gold Rose ; " for. 6o BITS OF TEA VEL A T HOME. on one of its walls, grows a cloth of gold rose-tree (not bush), — a tree whose trunk lies flat against the side of the house, and reaches up to the eaves before it condescends to branch at all. Then it sends out arms to the right and to the left, and hides the whole length of the eaves, from corner to corner, with leaves and roses. The cottage is very low. The boughs and sprays hang half way to the ground. You can pick as many Cloth of Gold roses every day as you like ; and nobody will miss them. The next cottage is new. It has only four rooms, a back door, a front door, a roof, and a little bit of piazza. From it, you go over a pine-plank path — a few seconds' walk — to the dining-room, in the "cottage and a quarter." From the piazza, you look into flower-beds, through which the path leads up from the gate to the house. Rose-bushes, six and seven feet high ; roses, of all colors, and of the rarest kinds ; helio- tropes, geraniums, pinks ; a huge datura in the centre, with blossoms ten inches long ; an abutilon, high as the evergreen trees by its side, and so sturdy that the tame blackbird who scolds in the garden, early and late, for somebody to come and give him bread, can sit on the topmost boughs of it. The '' quarter" is two rooms, joined to the cottage by a little glass-fronted chamber, in which ferns are to grow. The outside door opens into the parlor, which is a low room, with an open fire-place, where, in spite of the Cloth of Gold roses, a wood fire will be blazing on andirons, night and morning, in July. There is a piano, \ chintz-covered lounge, fantastic shell-work, and cone- work brackets in the corners, a low centre-lamp swung by a chain from the ceiling, and, on the round-table under it, the last " Old and New." Sixteen copies of " Old and New " are taken in Holy Cross Village. This is the result of the leaven left there by that brave, strong, but one ideaed woman, Ehza Farnham. The farm on which she and her beloved friend, Geor- gia Bruce, toiled like men, and sowed and reaped and Cs'ulded with their own hands, lies Uttle more than a mile HOLY CROSS VILLAGE, ETC. 6 1 a\vay from the town. Mrs. Farnham's house was burnt down, a short time ago ; but another has been built on the same spot, and a son of "Tom" — who will be so well remembered by all who have read Mrs. Farnham's account of her California hfe — lives in it now, with his mother. The house stands in a lovely spot, on high ground, from which meadows slope gently to the sea- level, and then stretch away miles to the beach. When that adventurous woman broke ground for her house, no other house was in sight, except the Mission Build- ing, and the little shanty in which she lived while her own house was going up. Now the Mission is used for a stable. The northern outskirts of the village lie in full sight, between her farm and the sea ; and, to reach the sight of her house, you must pass a thickly wooded cemetery, in which there are many headstones. On the day that we were there, men were tossing hay in the beau- tiful, curving meadow hollows just before the house, — the same meadow where Mrs. Farnham sowed the first wheat which was sowed in Santa Cruz, and where Georgia Bruce spent whole days in planting potatoes. The air was almost heavy with the fragrance from the fresh hay, and from the thickets of azalea on the ceme- tery banks. The distant sea glittered like a burnished shield, to which the mountains on the other side of the bay were set like an opal rim. Hardship and struggle seem monstrous in such an atmosphere. There must have been an air of mockery to those toiling pioneers in the very smile of this transcendently lovely Nature. To want bread, to need shelter in such realms of luxu- riance and warmth ; to suffer, to die under such skies, — the heart resents and rejects the very thought with pas- sionate disbelief. But such thoughts, such recollec- tions, such struggle, are, after all, the needed shadow to a too vivid sun. Holy Cross Village is blessed of both, — blessed in its sparkHng sea, its rainless sky, it.«? limitless blossom ; blessed also in the memory of Eliza Farnham, and the presence to-day of Georgia Bruce Kirby. 6:? BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME, THE CHINESE EMPIRE. IT is situated in Kearny, Dupont, Jackson, and Sac- ramento Streets, in the City of San Francisco. We traversed it one afternoon, and went to its chief theatre in the evening. Those who are unable to visit it in per- son, as we did, can learn just about as much by a care- ful and imaginative study of Chinese fans and the out- sides of tea-chests. Never did an indefatigable nation so perpetuate faithful facsimile of itself, its people, cus- toms, and fashions as the Chinese do in the grotesque, high-colored, historical paper with which they line, cover, and wrap every article of their merchandise. When I first saw the living Chow Chong walking before me on Montgomery Street, in San Francisco, the sight had nothing novel in it. It was amusing to see him in mo tion ; but as for his face, figure, and gait, I had known them since my infancy. In my seventh year, I possessed his portrait. It was done on rice-paper, and set in the lid of a box. Afterward, I had him on the outside of a paper of crackers, and fired him off to celebrate our superiority as a nation. I did not feel so sure of our superiority when I came to walk behind him. In the matter of shoes, he excels us. That the shoes look like junks rather than shoes, and that their navigation must be a difficult science, is very true; but the breadth of th^ sole is a secret of dignity and equilibrium, and has, I make no doubt, a great deal to do with Chow Chong's philosophical serenity of bearing. The general neat- ness and cleanliness of his attire, too, impressed me ; also his Christian patience under the insulting and cu- rious gaze of many strangers, who, like myself, had THE CHINESE EMPIRE. 63 never before seen the embodied Chinese nation on foot of a morning. I followed him at a respectful distance ; and he led me into the heart of his country. It lay, it seemed, within ten minutes' walk from my own hotel. As I looked up, and saw that the street was suddenly becoming like a street of Pekin, and that the trades of Hong Kong, Canton, and their suburbs were buzzing on either hand of me, a rather late caution led me to pause, and ask whether it might not be unsafe for me to go further. " Not at all, madam ; not at all" said the short policeman to whom I spoke. " At this hour of the day, you can go with perfect safety through all these streets." '• But 1 would not advise you to let them see you tak- ing notes, however," he added, glancing at my note- book. " They are suspicious." " They have been so hardly treated, it is no wonder,'* repHed I. " That's so, ma'am," answered the policeman, as he walked on. He was a very short policeman. I ob- served it, because I intended to mention him ; and I regretted that he was not tall. I have been impressed with the fact that good writers, in giving accounts of city experiences, invariably meet a tall policeman. In spite of my policeman, however, or perhaps be- cause he was so short, I did take notes ; and no harm came of it. The men of China looked at me, observ- antly ; now and then, they exchanged significant glances with each other. One or two tried to peep over my shoulder ; but, seeing that I was not drawing pictures of them, they took no more interest in my proceedings. I looked up into their faces and smiled, and said : " I never saw Chinese shops before. Very good, very good." And they laughed, and moved on, — no doubt inwardly moved with compassion for my ignorance. Now and then, a woman would brush by me, turn half round, and give me a quick look of such contempt that I winced a little. Judged by her standard, I must sipk very low, indeed. She herself did not venture to 64 BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME. walk thus, in open daylight among her countrymen, until she had lost all sense of decency, as bar race hold it. What must I be, then, — a white woman, who had not come to buy, but simply to look at, to lift, to taste, or to smell the extraordinary commodities offered for saie in the empire ? No wonder she despised me ! I avenge myself by describing her hair. It was all drawn back from her forehead, twisted tight from the nape of the neck to the crown of the head, stiffened with glue, glistening with oil, and made into four huge • double wings, which stood out beyond her ears on either side. It looked a little like two gigantic black ' satin bats, pinned to the back of her head, or still more like a windmill gone into mourning. Never, no never ! xiot even on the heads of peasant women in the German provinces, was there seen any thing so hideous, so gro- tesque. A huge silver or gilt dart is pinned across these shining black flaps, which look no more Hke hair than they do like sheet-iron, — nor so much, for that matter. Then comes a straight, narrow band of shin- ing black cambric, an inch wide, tight around her yellow neck ; and from that falls a loose, shapeless garment of black cambric, — a sort of cross between a domino and a night-shirt ; then straight, bagging, flapping sleeves down to her knuckles ; then straight, bagging, flapping blue trowsers, down to her ankles ; then queer black, junk-like shoes, turned up at the toes, and slipping off at the heel at every step, — there she is, the Chinese woman of Dupont or Kearny Street to-day "l Could she be uglier ? And her children are like unto her, oiJv a few inches shorter, — that is all; and, when they go by, hand-in-hand, there is something pathetic in the monstrosity of them. But pass on, sister ! In the sunless recesses of Quong Tuck Lane, I trust thou hast had many a laugh with thy comrades over the gown and hat I wore on Dupont Street that day. Sing, Wo, & Co. keep one ot the most picturesque shops on Jackson Street. It is neither grocer's, not butcher's, nor fishmonger's, nor druggist's ; but a little of THE CHINESE EMPIRE. 65 all four. It is, like most of the shops on Jackson Street, part cellar, part cellar-stairs, part sidewalk, and part back bedroom. On the sidewalk are platters of innumerable sorts of little fishes, — little silvery fishes ; little yellow fishes, with whiskers ; little snaky fishes ; round, flat fishes, little slices of big fishes, — never too much or too many of any kind. Sparing and thrifty dealers, as well as sparing and thrifty consumers, are the Celestials. Round tubs of sprouted beans ; platters of square cakes of something whose consistency was hke Dutch cheese, whose color was vivid yellow, like bakers' gingerbread, and whose tops were stamped with mysterious letters ; long roots, as long as the longest parsnips, but glistening white, hke polished turnips ; cherries, tied up in stingy little bunches of ten or twelve, and swung in all the nooks ; small bunches of all conceivable green things, from celery down to timothy grass, tied tight and wedged into corners, or swung over head ; dried herbs, in dim recesses ; pressed chickens, on shelves (these were the most remarkable things. They were semi-transparent, thin, skinny, and yellow, and looked almost more like huge, flattened grasshoppers than like chickens ; but chickens they were, and no mistake), — all these were on the trays, on the sidewalk, and on the cellar-stairs. In the back bedroom were Mrs. Sing and Mrs. Wo, with several little Sings or Woes. It was too dark to see what they were doing ; for the only light came from the open front of the shop, which seemed to run back like a cave in a hill. On shelves on the sides were tea-cups and tea-pots, and plates of fantastic shapes and gay col- ors. Sing and Wo were most courteous : but their interest centred entirely on sales ; and I could learn but one fact from them, in regard to any of their goods. It was either " Muchee good. Englis man muchee like ; " or else, " China man like ; Enghs man no like." Why should I wish to know any thing further than that some articles would be agreeable to " Englis man's " palate, and others would not .? This must be enough to regulate my purchases. But I shall always S 66 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. wish I knew how those chickens were fattened, and what the vivid yellow cakes were made of. But I stop too long with Sing, Wo, & Co. The street IS lined on either hand with shops just as fantastic and commodities just as unheard of, — " Ty, Wing, & Co.," for instance, who have mysterious, tight-shut doors and red and yellow printed labels on their window-panes, but not an article of merchandise anywhere to be seen. Inside, only darkness and dust and cobwebs, and two Chinese women eating something out of a bowl with chopsticks, — one bowl, resting on all four of their knees, pressed tight together, and the four chopsticks flying like shuttle-cocks, back and forth between their mouths and the bowl. This was all that two eager eyes, peer- ing into the windows, could see. Then comes " Miss Flynn, milliner." Adventurous Irishwoman, to set up her shop in the heart of this Chinese Empire, — the only foreigner on the street. Then comes a druggist, " Chick Kee " by name. Over his door is stretched a scar- let banner, with long tassels at the corners. Peacocks' feathers and great, plume-like bunches of fringed blue and yellow and green papers are nodding above the ban- ner. Up and down on each side, in long, narrow stripes, is printed his sign. It is marvellously gay, having all the colors of the banner and the feathers and the papers in it ; but the only thing in his window is a flat and shal- low basket, with some dusty bits of old dried roots in it They look as old as forgotten flag-root from Cotton Math er's meeting-house. Chick Kee sits on his empty coun- ter, smoking as tranquilly as if everybody had died or got well, and he had left off buying drugs. Tuck Wo keeps a restaurant, near by. It is in a cellar ; and I dare not go down. But I see from above four iron pots, boiling on Httle three-legged furnaces ; tea-cups and saucers, on shelves in corners ; and great plates of rolls of the fatal nut, ready to be chewed ; also a square cake, of the vivid yellow. I despise myself for be- ing afraid to taste that cake ; but I am. It looks so like bar-soap, half saleratus, or saleratus-gingerbread, half soap. THE CHINESE EMPIRE. 67 •* Moo, On, & Co." come next. Their shop is full, crowded full, — bags, bundles, casks, shelves, piles, bunches of utterly nondescript articles. It sounds like an absurd exaggeration, but it is literally true, that the only articles in his shop which I ever saw before are bot- tles. There are a few of those ; but the purpose, use, or meaning of every other article is utterly unknown to me. There are things that look like games, like toys, like lamps, like idols, Hke utensils of lost trades, like rel- ics of lost tribes, like — well, like a pawnbroker's stock, just brought from some other world ! That comes near- est to it. "Moo, On, & Co." have apparently gone back for more. Nobody is in the shop ; the door is wide open. I wait and wait, hoping that some one will come along who caa speak English, and of whom I may ask what this extraordinary show means. Timidly I touch a fluttering bit, which hangs outside. It is not paper ; it is not cloth ; it is not woollen, silk, nor straw ; it is not leather ; it is not cobweb ; it is not alive ; it is not dead : it crisps and curls at my touch ; it waves backward, though no air blows it. A sort of horror seizes me. It may be a piece of an ancestor of Moo's, doing ghostly duty at his shop-door. I hasten on, and half fancy that it is behind me, as I halt before Dr. Li Po Tai's door. His promises to cure, diplomas, and so forth, are printed in gay-colored strips of labels on each side. Six bright balloons swing overhead ; and peacocks' feath- ers are stuck into the balloons. I have heard that Dr. Li Po Tai is a learned man, and works cures. His balloons are certainly very briUiant. Then comes a tailor, name unknown, sitting on the sidewalk, at work. Then an aris- tocratic boot-black, with a fantastic, gay-colored awning set up over the insignia of his calling. Then, drollest of all, an old, old woman, mending a Chinese toga. I call it a toga, because I do not know the Chinese name for it ; and it is no more unlike a toga than it is unlike a coat. The old lady sits on a low stool, with half a dozen boxes of patches around her, all scrupulously sorted, according to color and fabric ; an old, battered box of buttons, too, 68 BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME. and thread at her feet, — the very ideal of a housewife at large ; mender to a race ! Every now and then, she chants a few words, in a low voice, to which nobody seems to listen. I suppose it is Chinese for " Here's your warm patches," " Trowsers sewed up here ; " or, if there is such a thing in the Chinese Empire as a con- stitution, and if they have a Woman's Rii^hts party, per- haps some wag has taught her to call. " Here's your Six- teenth Amendment." That is what first came into my head, as I looked at the poor, wrinkled, forlorn old creature, sewing away on the hopelessly ragged gar- ment. Then comes a corner stand, with glass cases of can- dles. Almond candy, with grains of rice thick on the top ; little bowls of pickles, pears, and peppers ; plat- ters of odd-shaped nuts ; and beans baked black as coffee. As I stand looking curiously at these, a well- dressed Chinaman pauses before me, and, making a gesture with his hand toward the stand, says: "All muchee good. Buy eat. Muchee good." Hung Wung, the proprietor, is kindled to hospitality by this, and re- peats the words : " Yaas, muchee good. Take, eat," offering me, with the word, the bowl of peppers. Next comes a very gay restaurant, the best in the Empire. " Hang Fee, Low & Co." keep it, and for- eigners go there to drink tea. There is a green railed balcony across the front, swinging full of high-colored lanterns, round and square ; tablets with Chinese let- ters on bright grounds are set in panels on the walls ; a huge rhinoceros stands in the centre of the railing ; a tree grows out of the rhinoceros's back, and an India- rubber man sits at foot of the tree. China figures and green bushes in flower-pots are ranged all along the railing. Nowhere except in the Chinese Empire can there be seen such another gaudy, grotesque house- front. We make an appointment on the spot to take some of Hang Fee's tea, on our way to the Chinese Theatre, the next evening ; and then we hurry home, past dozens more of just such gr' iesque shops as THE CHINESE EMPIRE. 69 these, past finer and more showy shops, filled with just such Japanese and Chinese goods as we can buy on Broadway in New York; past dark lanes, so narrow that two might shake hands from opposite windows ; so black that one fancies the walls are made of char- coal ; so alive with shiny black Chinese heads and shiny yellow Chinese faces that one thinks invol untarily of a swarm of Spanish flies ; then round a corner, and presto ! there we are in America again, — on Montgomery street, which might be Broadway, for all that there is distinctive in its shops or its crowd of people. We turn back in bewilderment, and retrace our steps a little way into the Empire again, to make sure that it was not a dream ! No. There are the lanterns, the peacock feathers, the rhinoceros ; and there is Dr. Li Po Tai himself, in a damask dressing- gown, embossed with birds of paradise and palm-trees, bowing out a well-dressed Caucasian of our own species from his door. To complete the confusion, the Cau- casian steps nimbly into a yellow horse-car, which at that instant chances to be passing Dr. Li Po Tai's door ; and we float back again, side by side in the crowd with a Chinese man-washerwoman, round the corner, into Montgomery street. After all, we did not take tea at Hang Fee's, on our way to the theatre. There was not time. As it was, we were late ; and when we entered the orchestra had begun to "play. Orchestra ! It is necessary to use that name, I suppose, in speaking of a body of men with instruments, who are seated on a stage, furnishing what is called music for a theatrical performance. But it is a term calculated to mislead in this instance. Fancy one frog-pond, one Sunday school with pump- kin whistles, one militia training, and two gongs for supper, on a Fall River boat, all at once, and you will have some faint idea of the indescribable noise which saluted our ears on entering that theatre. To say that we were deafened is nothing. The hideous hubbub of din seemed to overleap and transcend all laws and 70 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. spheres of sound. It was so loud we could not see ; it was so loud we could not breathe ; it was so loud there didn't seem to be any room to sit down ! The theatre was small and low and dark. The pit and greater part of the gallery were filled with Chinamen, all smoking. One corner of the gallery was set apart for women. That was full, also, with Chinese women. Every woman's hair was dressed in the manner I have described. The bat-like flaps projected so far on each side of each head that each woman seemed almost to be joined to her neighbors by a cartilaginous band ; and, as they sat almost motionless, this eifect Was heightened. The stage had no pretence of scenery. It was hung with gay banners and mysterious labels. Tall plumes of peacock's feathers in the corners and some irregularly placed chairs were all the furniture. The orchestra sat in chairs, at the back of the stage. Some of them smoked in the intervals, some drank tea. A little boy who drummed went out when he felt like it; and the fellow with the biggest gong had evidently no plan of operations at all, except to gong as long as his arms could bear it, then rest a minute, and then gong again. " Oh ! well," said we, as we wedged and squeezed through the narrow passage-way which led to our box, "it will only last a few minutes. We shall not entirely lose our hearing." Fatal delusion ! It never stopped. The actors came out ; the play began , the play went on ; still the hideous hubbub of din con- tinued, and was made unspeakably more hideous by the voices of the actors, which were raised to the shrillest falsetto to surmount the noise, and which sounded hke nothing in Nature except the voices of frantic cats. This appears preposterous. Almost I fear I shall not be beheved. But I will leave it to any jury of twelve who have been to the Chinese Theatre if it be possible for language even to approach a true descrip- tion of the horribleness of the noises heard on its stage. What may be the sounds of the Chinese language, as THE CHINESE EMPIRE. 71 spoken in ordinary life, I cannot judo;e. But, as in- toned in the theatrical screech, with the constant un- dertone and overtone of the gongs and drums, it is incredibly like caterwauling. Throw in a few " ch "s and "ts "s into the common caterwaul of the midnight cat, and you have the highest art of the Chinese stage, so far as it can be judged of simply by sound. We have amused ourselves by practising it, by writing it ; and each experiment has but confirmed our impression of the wonderful similarity. At first, in spite of the deafening loudness of the din, it is ludicrous beyond conception. To see these superbly dressed Chinese creatures, — every one of them as perfectly and ex- quisitely dressed as the finest figures on their satin fans or rice-paper pictures, and looking exactly like them, — to see these creatures strutting and sailing and sweeping and bowing and bending, beating their breasts and tearing their beards, gesticulating and rushing about in an utterly incomprehensible play, with cater- wauling screams issuing from their mouths, is for a few minutes so droll that you laugh till the tears run, and think you will go to the Chinese Theatre every night as long as you stay in San Francisco. I said so to the friend who had politely gone with me. He had been to the performance before. He smiled pityingly, and yawned behind his hand. At the end of half an hour, I whispered: "Twice a week will do." In fif- teen minutes more, I said: "I think we will go out now. I can't endure this racket another minute. But, nevertheless, I shall come once more, with an inter- preter. I must and will know what all this mummery means." The friend smiled again incredulously. But we did go again, with an interpreter ; and the drollest thing of all was to find out how very little all the caterwauling and rushing and bending and bowling and sweeping and strutting really meant. The difficulty of getting an interpreter, was another interesting feature in the oc- casion. A lady, who had formerly been a missionary 72 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOMK- in China, had promised to go with us ; and, as even she was not sure of being able to understand Chinese caterwauled, she proposed to take one of the boys from the missionary school, to interpret to her before she interpreted to us. So we drove to the school. Mrs. went in. The time seemed very long that we waited. At last she came back, looking both amused and vexed, to report that not one of those intelligent Christian Chinees would leave his studies that evening to go to the theatre. " I suppose it is an old story to them," said I. " Not at all," said she. " On the contrary, hardly a boy there has been inside the theatre. But they can- not bear to lose a minute from their lessons. Mr. Loomis really urged some of them ; but it was of no use." In a grocery shop on Kearny street, however, we found a clever young man, less absorbed in learning ; and he went with us as interpreter. Again the same hideous din ; the same clouds of smoke ; the same hub- bub of caterwauling. But the dramatis persona were few. Luckily for us, our first lesson in the Chinese drama was to be a simple one. And here I pause, considering whether my account of this play will be believed. This is the traveller's great perplexity. The incredible things are always the only things worth tell- ing ; but is it best to tell them 1 The actors in this play were three, — a lady of rank, her son, and her man cook. The play opened with a soliloquy by the lady. She is sitting alone, sewing. Her husband has gone to America ; he did not bid her farewell. Her only son is at school. She is sad and lonely. She weeps. Enter boy. He asks if dinner is ready. Enter cook. Cook says it is not time. Boy says he wants dinner. Cook says he shall not have it. This takes fifteen minutes. Mother examines boy on his lessons. Boy does not know them ; tries to peep. Mother reproves ; makes THE CHINESE EMPIRE. 73 boy kneel ; prepares to whip ; whips. Mother weeps. Boy catches flies on the floor ; bites her finger. Enter cook to see what the noise means. Cook takes boy to task. Boy stops his ears. Cook bawls. Cook kneels to lady ; reproves her also ; tells her she must keep her own temper, if she would train her boy. Lady sulks, naturally. Boy slips behind and cuts her work out of her embroidery frame. Cook attacks boy. Cook sings a lament, and goes out to attend to dinner ; but returns in frantic distress. During his absence every thing has boiled over ; every thing has been burned to a crisp. Dinner is ruined. Cook now reconciles mother and son ; drags son to his knees ; makes him repeat words of supplication. While he does this, cook turns his back to the audience, takes off his beard carefully, lays it on the floor, while he drinks a cup full of tea. Exit all, happy and smiling. This is all, literally all ! It took an hour and a half. The audience listened with intensest interest. The gesticulations, the expressions of face, the tones of the actors all conveyed the idea of the deepest tragedy. Except for our interpreter, I should have taken the cook for a soothsayer, priest, a highwayman and mur- derer, alternately. I should ha^-e supposed that all the dangers, hopes, fears, dehghts possible in the lives of three human beings were going on on that stage. Now we saw how very far-fetched and preposterous had probably been our theories of the play we had seen before, we having constructed a most brilliant plot from our interpretation of the pantomine. After this domestic drama came a fierce spectacular play, too absurd to be described, in which nations went to war because a king's monkey had been killed. And the kings and their armies marched in at one door and out at the other, sat on gilt thrones, fought with gilt swords, tumbled each other head over heels with as much vigor and just about as much art as small boys play the battle of Bunker Hill with the nursery chairs on a rainy day. But the dresses of these warlike mon- 74 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. arcbs were gorgeous and fantastic beyond description. Long, gay-colored robes, blazoned and blazing with gold and silver embroidery ; small flags, two on each side, stuck in at their shoulders, and projecting behind ; helmets, square breastplates of shining stones, and such decorations with feathers as pass belief. Several of them had behind each ear a long, slender bird of Para- dise feather. These feathers reached out at least three feet behind, and curved and swayed with each step the man took. When three or four of these were on the stage together, marching and countermarching, wrest- ling, fighting, and tumbling, why these tail-feathers did not break, did not become entangled with each other, no mortal can divine. Others had huge wings of silver filagree work behind their ears. These also swayed and flapped at each step. Sometimes there would be forty or fifty of these nondescript creatures on the stage at once, running, gesticulating, attacking, retreating, howling, bowing, bending, tripping each other up, stalking, strutting, anci all the while caterwauling, and all the while the drums beating, the gongs ringing, and the stringed instruments and the castanets and the fifes playing. It was daz- zling as a gigantic kaleidoscope and deafening as a cotton-mill. After the plays came wonderful tumbling and somersaulting. To see such gymnastic feats per- formed by men in long damask night-gowns and with wide trousers is uncommonly droll. This is really the best thing at the Chinese Theatre, — the only thing, in fact, which is not incomprehensibly childish. My last glimpse of the Chinese Empire was in Mr. Loomis's Sunday school. I had curiosity to see the faces of the boys who had refused our invitation to tht. theatre. As soon as I entered the room, I was asked to take charge of a class. In vain I demurred and re- fused. "You surely can hear them read a chapter in the New Testament." It seemed inhuman as well as unchristian to refuse, THE CHINESE EMPIRE. 75 for there were several classes without teachers, — many good San Franciscans having gone into the country. There were the eager yellow faces watching for my reply. So I sat down in a pew with three Chinese young men on my right hand, two on my lelt, and four in the pew in front, all with English and Chinese Tes- taments in their hands. The lesson for the day was the fifteenth chapter of Matthew. They read slowly, but with greater accuracy of emphasis and pronunciation than I expected. Their patience and eagerness in try- ing to correct a mispronunciation were touching. At last came the end of the chapter. " Now do you go on to the next chapter ? " said I. " No. Arx-play-in," said the brightest of the boys. " You arx-play-in what we rade to you." I wished the floor of that Sunday-school chapel would open and swallow me up. To expound the fif- teenth of Matthew at all, above all to expound it in English which those poor souls could understand ! In despair I glanced at the clock, — it lacked thirty min- utes of the end of school ; at the other teachers, — they were all ghbly expounding. Guiltily, 1 said : " Very well. Begin and read the chapter over again, very slowly ; and when you come to any word you do not understand tell me, and I will try to explain it to you." Their countenances fell. This was not the way they usually had been taught. But, with the meekness of a down-trodden people, they obeyed. It worked even better than I had hoped. Poor souls ! they probably did not understand enough to select the v/ords which per- plexed them. They trudged patiently through their verses again, without question. But my Charybdis was near. The sixth verse came to the brightest boy. As he read, " Thus have ye made the commandment ol God of none effect by your tradition," he paused after the word tradition. I trembled. "Arx-play-in trardition ! " he said. " What ? " said I, feebly, to gain a second's more time. " What word did you say ? " 76 BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME. " Trardition ! " he persisted. " What are trardition ? Arx-play-in ! " What I said I do not know. Probably I should not tell if I did. But I am very sure that never in all my life have I found myself and never in all the rest of my life shall I find myself in so utterly desperate a dilemma as I was then, with those patient, earnest, oblique eyes fixed on me, and the gentle Chinese voice reiterating, " What are trardition 1 " SAN FRANCISCO 77 SAN FRANCISCO. WHEN I first stepped out of the door of the Occi- dental Hotel, on Montgomery street, in San Francisco, I looked up and down in disappointment. "Is this all?" I exclaimed. "It is New York, — a little lower of story, narrower of street, and stiller, per- haps. Have I crossed a continent only to land in Lower Broadway on a dull day .? " I looked into the shop-windows. The identical hats, collars, neckties for men, the identical tortoise-shell and gold ear-rings for women, which I had left behind on the corners of Canal and Broome streets, stared me in the face. Eager hack-drivers, whip-handles in air, accosted me, — all brothers of the man who drove me to the Erie Raih-oad station, on the edge of tlie Atlantic Ocean, ten days before. " What do you ask an hour ? " said I. " Three dollars," said they all. " Three dollars ! " echoed I, in astonishment. But I jumped in, glad of any sensation of novelty, even so high-priced a one, and said : — " Show me all you can of your city in an hour." Presto. In one minute we had turned a sharp cor- ner, left the dull shops behind, and plunged into scenes unfamiliar enough. I no longer wondered at the dear- ness of the driving. The street was as steep as the street of an Alpine village. Men and women walkiug up its sidewalks were bowed over, as if nobody were less than ninety. Those walking down had their bodies slanted back and their knees projecting in front, as people come down mountains. The horses went at 4 7^ BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. fast walk, almost a trot. On corners, the driver reined them up, turned them at a sharp angle, and stopped them to breathe a minute. The houses were small, wooden, light-colored, pic- turesque. Hardly any two were of the same height, same style, or tint. High steps ran up to the front doors. In many instances, when the house was built very much up-hill, the outside stair-case curved and wound, to make the climb easier. Each house had a little yard. Many had small square gardens. Every nook and cranny and corner that could hold a flower did. Roses and geraniums and fuchsias, all in full blossom, — callas, growing rank and high, and evidently held in no great esteem, — set, great thickets of them, under stairways and behind gates. Again and again I saw clumps which had dozens of the regal alabaster cups waving among their green pennons four feet high. Tvy geraniums clambered all over railings and flowered at every twist. Acacias and palms, and many of the rare tropical trees which we are used to seeing in conservatories at the East, were growing luxuriantly in these ghttering little door-yards. Some of the houses were almost incredibly small, square, one story high, with a door in the middle, between t\vo small windows. Their queer flat roofs and winding ladders of steps in front, with gay flowers all around, made you feel as if some fanciful and artistic babies must have run away and gone to housekeeping in a stolen box. Others were two stories high, or even two and a half, with pretty little dormer or balconied windows jutting out in the second story ; but there were none large, none in the least elegant, all of wood, painted in light shades of buff, yellow or brown, the yellow predominating ; all with more or less carved work about the eaves, window- tops, and doors, and all bright with flowers. In many of the gardens stood a maid-servant, watering the plants with a hose. Not one drop of rain had these gay little parterres had for a month ; not a drop would they havf for three months to come. These were evidently the SAN FRANCISCO. 79 homes of the comfortable middle class of San Fran- cisco. I am a little ashamed of having forgotten the names of these streets. There were several streets of this sort; but who wishes to find them must take his chance, as I did. There are horse-cars that run through two or three of them, up and down such grades as I never saw horse-cars on elsewhere. Then there are broader streets running along these hills ; a street taking its up-hill widthwise, which has a curious effect in the steepest places. Some of these streets are full of shops. I think they are the Bowery and Sixth Avenue of San Francisco. Others, higher up, are chiefly filled with dwelling-houses, — many of them very handsome, with large gardens ; some with what might almost be called grounds about them ; and all commanding superb views of the bay and the part of the city lying below. It is odd to stand on the corner of a street an"d look off over chimneys of houses only two streets off ; but you do it constantly among the ups and downs of San Francisco, — in many of the streets, in fact in all of them. You see also the most ludicrous propinquities of incongruous homes. For instance, " Wang Fo " takes in washing, in a shed, next door to a large and handsome house, with palm-trees and roses growing thickly on all sides of it. The incongruities of base-Hne are still more starthng. One man, who builds on a bit of hill — and no man builds on any thing else — cuts it down, before he begins, to something like the level of his neighbor's house. But the next man who comes along, having no prejudice against stairs, sets his house on the very top of the pinnacle, and climbs up forty steps to his front door. I ought to have said that it was going away from the sea that I found these streets. Going seaward, and bearing to the south, you find still sharper hills, still more picturesque streets. To reach them, you have to go through whole tracts of business streets, ordinary and shabby houses ; but, once there, you understand why it should be the West End of San Francisco. So BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME. The names of these streets also i forget : but how can it matter ? They lie on and along crags, not hills. Strangers coming to hve there are warned by physicians not to walk, to their houses by the steepest way. There are many instances of heart disease in San Francisco, brought on by walking too perpetually up and down steep places. Many of the houses on these highest sea- ward streets are handsome, and have pleasant grounds about them. But they are not so distinctively and peculiarly picturesque and sunny and homelike as the cheaper little flower-fronted houses on the other side of the city. And, going only a few steps further seaward, you come to or you look down on crowded lanes, of dingy, tumbling, forlorn buildings, which seem as if they must be for ever slipping into the water. As you look up at the city from the harbor, this is the most notice- able thing. The hills rise so sharply and the houses are set on them at such incredible angles that it wouldn't surprise you, any day when you are watching it, to see the city shde down whole streets at a time. If San Francisco had known that it was to be a city, and if (poor, luckless place that it is, spite of all its luck) it had not burnt down almost faster than it could build up, it might have set on its myriad hills a city which the world could hardly equal. But, as it is, it is hopelessly crowded and mixed, and can never look from the water like any thing but a toppling town. But nothing can mar the beauty of its outlying circles of hills. The bay chose well its stopping-place. They curve and lap and arch and stretch and sink, as if at some time the very sands had been instinct with joy and invitation and passion and rest. Who knows the spells of shorei, the secrets of seas ? ' Surely the difference between stern, frowning, inaccessible cliffs, against which waters dash, but cannot prevail, and soft, wooing beaches, up which waves sweep far as they like, is not an insignificant fact in Nature Does anybody believe that, if the Pilgrims had landed where Father Junipero Serra's missionaries did, witches would have been burnt SAN FRANCISCO. 8 1 in the San Joaquin Valley ? Or that if gold strewed the ground to-day from Cape Cod to Berkshire, a Massa- chusetts man would ever spend it like a Californian ? This is the key-note to much which the expectation and prophecy about California seem to me to overlook. I believe that the lasting power, the true culture, the best, most roundest result — physical, moral, mental, — of our national future will not spring on the Western shore, any more than on the Eastern. It Hes to-day like a royal heir, hidden in secret, crowned with jewels, dow- ered with gold and silver, nurtured on strengths of the upper airs of the Sierras, biding the day when two peoples, meeting midway on the continent, shall estab- lish the true centre and the complete life. It takes one hundred pages of Bancroft's "Guide- book " to instruct strangers what to see in San Francisco and how to see it, — one hundred pages full of hotels, markets, meeting-houses, car-routes, museums, men- ageries, public schools, asylums, hospitals, foundries, mills, gas-works, private residences, and hack regula- tions. All these appear to do very well in their way, but to be singularly devoid of interest to any but the most business-hke of travellers. The population of the city is about one hundred and fifty thousand ; and this is all I know about San Francisco, considered from a statistical point of view. The hotels, I might add, have been so much injured by being called the best in the world that they are now decidedly poor. There is in the whole city but one hotel on the European plan, — which is the only endurable plan, — and this hotel is not more than a third or fourth-rate house. There are two things to do in San Francisco (besides going to the Chinese theatre). One is to drive out of the city, and the other is to .sail away from it. If you drive, you drive out to the Cliff House, to breakfast on the sight of seals. If you sail, you sail around the harbor, and feast on the sight of most picturesque islands. Alcatraz, Goat, and Angel islands are all for. tified and garrisoned. If you are fortunate enough to 6 8i BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME. go in a Government steamer, on a fort reception day, you land on these little islands, climb up their winding paths to the sound of band playing, and are welcomed ^to sunny piazzas and blooming gardens, with that ready cordiality of which army people know the secret. The islands are cliff-like ; and the paths wind up steep grades, coming out on the plateau above. You see an effect which is picture-like. The green sward seems to meet the blue sea-line ; piles of cannon-balls glisten on corners ; the officers' cottages are surrounded by gar- dens : the broad piazzas are shady with roses ; the soldiers' quarters are in straight lines or hollow squares ; the sentinel paces up and down, without looking at you ; the brass instruments shine and flash in the sun, at the further end of the square ; and the sky and the bay seem dancing to the same measure, above and around. It is hard to believe that the scene is any thing more than a pleasure spectacle, for a summer delight. On one of the islands, — Alcatraz, I think, — the road up to the quarters is so steep that an officer has invented a most marvellous little vehicle, in which guests are hoisted to the commander's door. It is black; it swings low, between two huge wheels ; it has two seats, facing each other ; it is drawn by a stout, short-legged horse, who looks as it he had been imported out of the Liverpool dray service. The vehicle looks like nothing ever seen on wheels elsewhere. I can think of nothing to which to compare it except to two coal-scuttles joined together, one mouth making the front, one mouth making the back, and the rounded sides nearly straightened and overlapping each other. The morning and the noon and the early afternoon all seem one on tlie bright, rainless skies which spread '^ver San Francisco's matchless bay. It will be four o'clock before you get back to the city from this sail around the harbor ; but you will find it hard to believe it. The drive to the Cliff House must be taken early in the day, — the earlier the better ; for you must be safely SAJV FRANCISCO. S3 back again, under shelter of the city walls, before eleven o'clock, when the winds rise and the sands begin to blow about. To be anywhere on the outskirts, suburbs, or near neighborhood of San Francisco after this hour is like being out when deserts play at " Puss, puss in the corner." Any thing like the whirling sand-banks which are tossed up and around and sent back and forth in these daily gales cannot be imagined till one has seen it. Neither can the beauty of a sand-drift be imagined till you have seen one which has that very minute been piled up, and which will not lie where it is more than one minute longer. No snow-drift can be loveher. Of an exquisite pale tint, — too yellow to be brown, too brown to be yellow, and too white to be either ; too soft to glisten, too bright not to shine ; mottled, dimpled, shadowed, and shaded ; Hned, graven, as it were, from bottom to top with the finest, closest, rippling curves, marking each instant's new level and sweep, as water-Hnes write on beaches. There it lies — in a corner of an open street, it may be, or even across your road. Look quick ! Already the fine crest un- dulates ; the base-line alters. In a minute more it will be a cloud of torturing dust, which will cover, suffocate, madden you, as it whirls away miles to east or west, to nestle again for another minute in some other hollow or corner. The Cliff House stands on the very edge of the Pacific Ocean. From the westward piazza you look not only off; you look down on the water. The cliffs are not high ; but they are bold and rocky, and stretch off northward to the Golden Gate. To the south, miles long, lies the placid beach. The low, quiet swell, the day we were there, scarce seemed enough to bring the tiniest shell. Buried deep ia the sand lay the wreck of a brig, the prow pointed upward, as if still some pur- pose struggled in its poor, wrecked heart. The slow, incoming tide lapped and bathed it, washing, even while we looked, fresh sand into the seams and higher up around the keel. But out a few rods from the shore 84 BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME. were navigators whose fates and freaks soon diverted and absorbed our attention. It is so much the fashion to be tender, not to say sentimental, over the seals of the Cliff House rocks that I was disappointed not to find myself falling into that line as I looked at them. But the longer I looked the less I felt like it. It is, of course, a sight which ought to profoundly touch the human heart, to see a colony of anything that lives left unmolested, unharmed of men ; and it, per- haps, adds to the picturesqueness and interest of the Chff House situation to have these licensed warblers disporting themselves, safe and shiny, on the rocks. But when it comes to the seals themselves, I make bold to declare that, if there be in the whole animal kingdom any creature of size and sound less adapted than a seal for a public pet, to adorn public grounds, — I mean waters, — I do not know such creature's name. Shape- less, boneless, limbless, and featureless ; neither fish nor flesh ; of the color and consistency of India-rubber diluted with mucilage ; slipping, cHnging, sticking, Hke gigantic leeches ; flapping, walloping with unapproach- able clumsiness ; lying still, lazy, inert, asleep, appar- ently, till they are baked browner and hotter than they like, then plunging off the rocks, turning once over in the water, to wet themselves enough to bear more bak- ing ; and all the while making a noise too hideous to be described, — a mixture of bray and squeal and snuflf and snort, — old ones, young ones, big ones, little ones, mascuhne, feminine, and, for aught 1 know, neuter, by dozens, by scores, — was there ever any thing droller in the way of a philanthropy, if it be a philanthropy, or in the way of a public amusement, if it be an amusement, than this ? Let them be sold, and their skins given to the poor; and let peace and quiet reign along that delicious beach and on those grand old rocks. Going back to the city, you drive for two or three miles on the beach, still water on your right and sand- hills, covered thick with blue and yellow and red SAN FRANCISCO. 85 flowers, on your left. Surely, never an ocean met mor^ gracious welcome. Many of the flowers seem to be of the cactus species ; but they intertwine and mat their tangles so as to make great spaces of solid color. Then you take a road turning sharply away from the sea^ eastward. It is hard and bright red. It winds at first among green marshes, in which are here and there tiny blue lakes ; then it ascends and winds among more sand-hills, still covered with flowers ; then higher still, and out on broader opens, where the blue lupine and the yellow eschscholtzia grow literally by fields full ; and then, rounding a high hill, it comes out on a plateau, from which the whole city of San Francisco, with the bay beyond and the high mountains beyond the bay, lies full in sight. This is the view which shows San"^ Francisco at its best and reveals, also, how much ^^tter that best ought to have been made. I said there were but three things to do in San Francisco. There are four. And the fourth is to go and see Mr. Muybridge's photographs. The s cenery of California is known to Eastern people clTietiy ThTouglT" the big but inartistic pictures ot Wat- kins. When it is knmvn through the pictures which Mr. Muybridge is now engaged in taking, it will be seen in its true beauty and true proportions. Every thing depends on stand-point ; very few photographs of land- scapes really render them. Of two photographs, both taking in precisely the same objects and both photo- graphing them with accuracy, one may be good and the other worthless, to all intents and purposes. No man can so take a photograph of a landscape as to render and convey the whole truth of it, unless he is an artist by nature, and would know how to choose the point from which that landscape ought to be painted. Mr. Muybridge is an artist by nature. His photographs have composition. There are some of them of which it is difficult to believe that they are not taken from paint- ings, — such unity, such effect, such vitality do they possess, in comparison with the average photograph, 86 BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME. which has been made, hap-hazard, to cover so man^ square feet and take in all that happened to be there. Mr. Muybrido^e's pictures have another peculiarity, which of itself would mark them superior to others. The skies are always most exquisitely rendered. His cloud photographs alone fill a volume ; and many of them remind one vividly of Turner's studies of skies. The contrast between a photographed landscape, with a true sky added, and one with the usual ghastly, life- less, palhd, stippled sky is something which it is impossi- ble to overstate. Mr. Muybridge has a series of eight pictures illustra- tive of the California vintage, all of which are exquisitely beautiful, and any one of which, painted in true color simply from the photograph as it stands, would seem to be a picture from a master's hand. One of the first pictures in the series, representing the first breaking of the soil for the vineyard, is as perfect a Millet as could be im- agined. The soft tender distance, outhned by low mountain ranges ; a winding road, losing itself in a wood ; a bare and stricken tree on the right of the fore- ground ; and in the centre a solitary man, ploughing the ground. Next comes the same scene, with the young vines just starting. The owner is sitting on a bank in the foreground, looking off dreamily over his vineyard. Then there are two pictures representing the cutting of the grapes and the piling of them into the baskets and the wagons. The grouping of the vintagers in these is exquisite. Then there is a picture of the storehouses and the ranges of casks ; all so judiciously selected and placed that it might be a photograph from some old painting of still life in Meran. The last picture of all is of the corking the bottles. Only a group of workmen, under an open shed, corking wine-bottles ; but every accessory is so artistically thrown in that the whole scene reminds one of Teniers. I am not sure, after all, that there is any thing so good to do in San Francisco as to spend a forenoon in Mr. Muybridge's little upper chamber, looking ovtT these marvellous pictures. THE WAY TO AH-WAH-NE. 87 THE WAY TO AH-WAH-NE. AH-WAH-NE ! Does not the name vindicate itselt at first si^ht and sound ? Shall we ever forgive the Dr. Bunnell, who, not content with volunteer duty in kilHng off Indians in the great Merced River Valley, must needs name it the Yo-sem-i-te, and who adds to his account of his fighting campaigns the following naive paragraph ? " It is acknowledged that Ah-wah-ne is the old Indian name for the valley, and that Ah-wah-ne-chee is the name of the original occupants ; but, as this was discov- ered by the writer long after he had named the valley, and as it was the wish of every volunteer with whom he conversed that the name Yo-semite be retained, he said very little about it. He will only say, in conclusion, that the principal facts are befc^e the public, and that it is for them to decide whether they will retain the name Yo-semite or have some other." It is easy to do and impossible to undo this species of mischief. No concerted action of " the public," no legislation of repentant authorities, will ever give back to .he valley its own melodious name ; but I think its true lovers will for ever call it Ah-wah-ne. The name seems to have in its very sound the same subtle blending oi solemnity, tenderness, and ineffable joy with which the valley's atmosphere is filled. Ahwahne ! Blessed Ahwahne ! I look back with remorse upon the days we spent in resolving to go. Philistines poured warnings into our ears. I shudder to think how nearly they attained theil end. At the very last, it was only lack of courage 88 BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME. which drove us on ; it seemed easier to endure any thing than to confess that we had been afraid. O Phil- istines who warned, be warned in turn. Pray that ye never meet us again. Early on a Monday, the 17th of June, we set out. The Oaklands ferry-boat was crowded. Groups of peo- ple, evidently bound on the long overland journey ; and other groups bound, like ourselves, for the Valley. Everybody was discussing routes with everybody else. Each was sure that he was going the only good way. We were happiest, not being committed to any fixed programme, and having left it to be decided on the road whether we should go first to the Big Trees or to the Valley. Behind us sat a woman whose lead we almost resolved to follow, for the sake of seeing the effect her toilet would produce on landscapes. She wore a fiery scarlet cashmere gown, the overskirt profusely trimmed with black lace and scarlet satin, the underskirt trimmed high with the same scarlet satin. A black lace jacket, a point-lace collar and sleeves, and a costly gold chain. A black velvet hat, with a huge white pearl buckle and ostrich plume, completed this extraordinary costume. Gloves were omitted. The woman had beauty of a strong, coarse type. She laughed loud and showed white teeth. She also spat in the aisle or from the window, like a man. Such sights as this are by no means uncommon in California. One never wearies of watching or ceases to wonder at the clothes and the bearing of the women. Just behind this woman sat another, wearing an embroidered white pique and a fur collar. At one of the first stations entered a third, dressed in a long, trailing black silk, bordered around the bottom with broad black velvet. Her hands and arms were bare, and she carried a coarse sacking bag, half as big as herself, tied up at the mouth with a dirty rope. Agents for hotels in Stockton, and for different routes to the Yosemite, went up and down in the cars. It was pitiful to see pusillanimous and will-less persons swaying like reeds in the breeze of their noisy statements THE WAY TO AH-WAH~NE. 89 The great San Joaquin wheat valley stretched away, on each side of the railway track, further than we could look. Except for the oaks rising out of the wheat, it might have been taken, under the gently stirring wind, for a sunht sea. Here and there went rolling along the mysterious steam-threshers ; huge red wagon-like things, with tow- ers and fans and a sharp clatter, doing by a single puff of steam the work of many men's arms, finishing in a sin- gle hour the work of many days. Here and there, also, we saw a narrow road through the wheat. The crowded, slender, waving columns walled it so high that a man on horseback looked like a man riding in a forest, and could not see over the tops of the grain. A bad, a very bad dinner at a town named Peters ; a change of cars at Stockton, — from the Central Pa- cific to the Copperopolis Railroad ; a change from cars to stage at Burnet ; and, before the middle of the after- noon, we had really set our faces toward Ah-wah-ne. The road lay at first through a fertile country, great parks, shaded by oaks, and sown with wheat ; then through barer and less beautiful lands, stony and un- cultivated, but picturesque and almost weird from the cropping out of sharp, vertical slate ledges, in all direc- tions ; then into still barer and stonier tracts of old mining-fields. These are dismal beyond description. The earth has been torn up with pick-axes, and gullied by forced streams ; the rocks have been blasted and quarried and piled in confusion ; no green thing grows for acres ; the dull yellow of the earth and the black and white and gray of the heaped stones give a coloring like that of volcanic ruins ; and the shapes into which many of the softer stones have been worn by the action of water are so like the shapes of bones that it adds another element of horror to the picture. Again and again we saw spots which looked as if graveyards full of buried monsters had been broken open, and the skeletons strewn about. 90 BITS OF TRA VEL A T HOME. We were to sleep at Chinese Camp. The name was not attractive : and the town looked less so as we ap- proached it. A narrow, huddled street of low and dingy houses, set closely together as a city; a thick, hedge-like row of dwarfed locust-trees stood on each side, making it dark and damp ; many of the build- ings were of stone, with huge, studded iron shutters to both doors and windows of the first story; but stone and iron were alike cobwebbed and dusty, as if enemies had long since ceased to attack. At the door of the hotel, a surprise awaited us. A middle-aged man, with a finely cut, sensitive face, and the bearing and the speech of a gentleman, came forward to receive us. It was the landlord, — the Count Solinsky, a Polish ex- ile. His story is only the story of thousands of the pioneers of '49. Glowing hopes, bitter disappoint- ments, experiment after experiment, failure after fail- ure ; at last, the keeper of a little tavern and the agent of an express company, he had settled down, no longer looking for fortune and success. There was something very pathetic in the quiet dignity with which he filled the uncongenial place, accepted the inevitable burden. His little daughter, twelve years old, had on her beauti- ful face a wistful look, — the stamp of unconscious ex- ile. " What will be the child's fate ! " I said to myself, as I watched her arranging with idle, lingering fingers a few bright, wild flowers in an old pitcher. Who knows "i There is promise of great beauty in her face and figure. Not the least of the exiled Count's griefs must be the anticipation of her future, in this wild, rough land. Perhaps she may yet live to be the landlady of the inn, and so perpetuate the cleanliness and good service which to-day make it memorable in the journey to Ah-wah-ne. " I have not much I can give," said the Count, with the fine instinct of hospitality ; but, if all come clean on, I know that is the most. I know what is most when one will travel." It was only six o'clock, when we set out, the next morning. White mists were curling up from all the hoi* THE WAY TO AH-WAH-NR. 91 lows in the hills, and the air was frosty : but, in an hour, the hot sun had driven the mists away ; and the marvel- lous, cloudless blue of the rainless sky stretched again above us. This is a perpetual wonder to the traveller in California in spring, — day after day of such radiant weather : it seems like living on a fairy planet, where the atmosphere is made of sunshine, and rain is im- possible. Old mining-fields still lay along our road, dismal and ghastly, — sluices and gulches and pits and shelving banks, toppling masses of excavated rock, and piles of gravel and stones. Here and there a vineyard or fruit orchard, in some hollow or on some hillside, gave us a keen thrill of dehght by its glistening green, and its sug- gestion of something to eat or drink besides the scorch- ing gold. We passed a settlement of Digger Indians, too loathsome to be looked at. We crossed a swift river in a creaking rope ferry. We chmbed up the side of a canyon, two thousand feet deep, with a foaming river at bottom. And then we came to Garrote No. i. " Why No. I .? " "Because there is Garrote No. 2, three miles further along." It would seem as if one so hideous name might suffice to a district. " And why do we not hurry on ? " added we, being informed that we were to wait in Garrote No. i for two hours and a half. Replies were unsatisfactory. But only too well did we answer the question for our- selves at bedtime. Then we discovered that the whole programme of the route had been arranged by the stage company, with a view to the single end of com- peUing travellers to sleep one more night on the way. (Here let me forewarn all persons going by the Big Oak Flat route to the Yosemite, that there is not the slightest need of spending more than one night between Bur- net and Gentry's, — Gentry's being the house at the entrance of the Valley. They should insist on spend- ing the second night at Gentry's.) However, ill winds blow good. This one blew to us 92 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. the s^ood of a sight of the hydraulic mining, such as we could not easily have seen elsewhere. The proptietor of the Treadwell Mine chanced to be in town, and, hear- ing of our desire to see the mine, took us to it. It lay, not far off our road, eight miles ahead. How we dashed over the ground, in a light buggy, behind two fast horses \ It seemed like flying or ballooning, after our jolting in the heavy stage. It was not much more than a sem- blance of a road into which we turned off from the high- way, at end of the eight miles. It led through fields, across morasses, up sharp, stonyhillsides, through gaps in fences. A mile from the public road, we passed a small cabin, covered with white roses. Only the chim- ney and one corner of the ridgepole peeped out. We could not even see the windows. No one had lived in it for a year ; and, in that short time, the roses had buried it. The well, also, was covered in the same way with pink roses. It was strange to see the look of deso- lation which even roses could have, left all alone. Just beyond the rose-buried cabin, we came suddenly in sight ot the mine. It looked like an acre or two of sand-quarry, or more like dozens of great, yellow clay cellars, with their partition-walls broken down irregu- larly, in places. It was spanned by a shining stream of water, arching high in the air, and making a noise like a small waterfall. This stream came from a huge, black nozzle on the right side of the excavation, and played with its full force, or like a jet from a fire-engine, into the cliff-like side of the opposite bank. It was a part of the Tuolomne River ; and it had journeyed miles and miles through pipes to come to do this work. As it leaped through the air, it was white and pure, and flashed in the sun. After breaking against the yellow clay-bank, it fell turbid and thick, in masses of gamboge- colored foam, into narrow wooden sluices. These led off, slanting, for many rods across the yellow cellars, down a narrow wooded valley, and then through a sharp ravine, into the river again. At intervals in these sluices were set boxes, with wired sides and pebbled bot- THE WAY TO AH-WAH-NE. 93 toms. Into these is put that unerring constable, quick- silver, which arrests, by its mastic power, every grain of the precious gold. As we walked along on the rough bank, by side of the sluices, the rattle and rumble of the pebbles under the torrent seemed a sort of weird, defiant chorus. " Over and over and over, And give up the gold. The gold, the gold ; And over and over and over, Untold, untold, untold ! " — I fancied it saying. There certainly was, in the sound made by the rolling over of the pebbles on the wooden surfaces, a strange predominance of that vowel-sound of O. High up on the bank, opposite the spot upon which the stream played, was the superintendent's house. It was only a one-storied shanty, papered with pictorial newspapers, and floored with planed pine ; but ter- races, witli little patches of garden, led up to it ; and the whole scene, from the verandah, was one which might well have contented an artist to stay there for days. The high, yellow cliff opposite, with evergreen trees on top ; the stirring arch of water, perpetually bridging the space between and undermining the clitt, — some- times a large part of the front edge falling at once, like an avalanche ; the foaming streams down the sluices ; the dark ravine : the sunny sky ; the inex- pressible look of remoteness and loneliness over all; the utter silence, save for the thud of the water against the bank, and the rumble of the pebbly torrents over the wooden pavements, — altogether, it was a vivid picture, not to be forgotten. The sweet face of the superintendent's wife was also not to be forgotten, — the sharp-cut, kcen-visioned, sen- Bitive-nerved New England face, with the repressed wistfulness born of long, solitary days in lonely places. When we said, in the flush of our enthusiastic delighi 94 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. at the picturesqueness of the scene, and at the exqui- site neatness and order of the littie home : — "OMrs. ! would you not take us to board?' she sighed, as she answered : — "Well, I don't know what you'd do with yourselves, after you got here. It's very pretty to look at once ; but it's terrible si ill here, all but that water. An' some- times I get listenin' to that till it seems to me it sounds louder and louder every minute, till it's as loud as thunder." What genius could have invented a better analysis r^" the effect produced upon the mind by dwelling on * single sensation, under such circumstances ? We found the stage waiting for us at the point wher^ we had left the public road. The passengers' impa tience at our short delay had been assuaged by the pleasure of killing a large rattlesnake, whose rattles were triumphantly displayed to us, in token of what we had missed. Now we began to climb and to enter upon forests, — pines and firs and cedars. It seemed as if the whole world had become forest, we could see off so far through the vistas between the tall, straight, branchless trunks. The great sugar-pines were from one hundred to two hundred and twenty feet high, and their lowest branches were sixty to eighty feet from the ground. The cedars and firs and yellow pines were not much shorter. The grandeur of these innumerable colonnades cannot be conceived. It can hardly be realized, even while they are majestically opening, receding, closing, in your very sight. Sometimes a sunbeam will strike on a point so many rods away, down one of these dark aisles, that it is impossible to believe it sunhght at all. Sometimes, through a break in the tree-tops, will gleam snowy peaks of Sierras, hundreds of miles away ; but the path to their summits will seem to lead straight through these columns of vivid green. Perspective becomes trans- figuration, miracle when it deals with such distance, such color, and such giant size. It would not hava THE WAY TO AH-WAH-NE. 95 astonished me at any moment, as I grazed reverently out into these measureless cloisters, to have seen beings of Titanic stature moving slowly along, chanting ser- vice and swinging incense in some supernatural wor- ship. The transition from such grandeur, such delight as this to the grovelling misery of a night at Hogdin's (^g soft, but not by rights) cannot be described. Ex- cept for a sense of duty to posterity, one ought never to allude to such places as Hogdin's, — that is, if there are any such places as Hogdin's, which I question. It was only half-past 5 o'clock when we arrived. The two shanties of which Hogdin's consists were already filled. Unhappy men and women, sitting on log steps, with their knees drawn up, glared at us savagely, as brigands might. They were wretched enough before. Now we had come, what would be done 1 How many to a room would it make .'* And wherewithal were we to be fed.? Only fifteen miles further was the comfortable little hotel kept by Mr. Gentry, at the entrance of the Valley. Would entreaties, would bribes, induce the driver to take us on ? No. Entreaties and bribes, even large bribes, are unavailing. Mr. Hogdin has purchased an interest in the stage company, and no stage-driver dares carry passengers past Mr. Hogdin's house. Three, four, five in a room ; some on floors, without even a blanket. A few pampered ones, women, with tin pans for wash-bowls and one towel for six hands.: The rest, men, with one tin basin in an open shed, and. if they had any towel or not I do not know. That was a night at Hogdin's. Food .? Yes. Junks of beef floating in bowls of fat, junks of ham ditto, beans ditto, potatoes as hard as bul- lets, corn-bread steaming with saleratus, doughnuts ditto, hot biscuits ditto ; the whole set out in indescrib- able confusion and dirt, in a narrow, unventilated room, dimly Ht by two reeking kerosene lamps. Even brave and travelled souls could not help being appalled at the 96 BITS OF TRAVEL AT HOME. situatioiL Not in the wildest and most poverty-stricken little town in Italy could such discomfort be encountered. However, nobody dies of starvation for lack of one sun- per and one breakfast. Anybody can lie awake in a shed all of one night, and go witiiout washing his face one morning; and, except for the barefaced imposition of the unnecessary night at Hogdin's, we could have laughed heartily at it the next day. There was something uncommonly droll in the ener- getic promptness and loudness with which the landlady roused all her guests at half-i)ast four in the morning. " You don't suppose we were asleep, do you '^. " called out somebody, whose sense of humor had not been en- tirely extinguished by hunger and no bed. It is seven miles from Hogdin's to the highest point on the road. This is seven thousand feet above the sea. It is the summit of the ridge which separates the Merced River from the Tuolomne. The Tuolomne we have seen ; it is behind us now. The Merced is in the valley we seek. Already we feel a sense of the nearness of grander glories than we have seen. Vast spaces open on either hand. We look off over great tracks of tree- tops ; huge rocks are piled up around us in wild, almost terrible confusion; the horizon line before us, and to the right and to the left is of serrated, glistening snow- peaks. The Sierras seem closing in upon us. The road descends sharply from the summit. We have almost a grateful feeling of protection in plunging again into the forests, and escaping from the wide oudook of the bleak, stony ridge. Down hill, seven more miles, to Gentry's. The road is steep, zig-zag, rough ; the horses go at full speed ; the three hours have seemed like but one, when we dash up in the sunny little clearing in front of " Gentry's." Tall pines wall the clearing on three sides ; the third is open. Looking that way, we see blue mountain tops and in- finite distance. Is it Ah-wah-ne t It looks as the Ancaufthal, in the .^"strian Tyrol, might in some magic bummer which had melted orE all the snow. We run THE WAY TO AH-WAH-NE. 97 to the furthermost edge of the precipitous hill and bend out eagerly to look into its depths. But it is not Ah-wah-ne. Ah-wah-ne makes no such half revelation of itself. Ah-wah-ne is behind and be- low the dark sugar-pines on the left ; and there fastened to the posts, sound aleep, stand Hutchings's mules, ready to carry us down its wall. gS BITS 01^ TRAVEL AT HOME. THE DESCENT INTO AH-WAH-NE. FALSTAFF'S men could find their proper mount at Gentry's when the saddle train comes up from Ah-wah-ne. Ten, twenty, thirty, horses, mustangs, mules, rusty black, din^y white, streaked red ; un- groomcd. unfed, untrained ; harmless only because they are feeble from hunger; sure to keep on, if their strength holds out, to the end of the journey, simply because their one instinct is to escape somewhere; saddled with saddles of all possible shapes, sizes, colors, and dilajjidation ; bridled with halters, likely enough, or with clumsy Mexican bits, big enough to curb a masto- don, or not bridled at all if they are to carry luggage; ga4ant-ribbed, swollen-jointed, knock-kneed, piteous-eyed beasts, — surely, nobody ever saw out of John Leech's pictures so sorry horseflesh. You stand on the piazza, at Gentry's, and watch the procession come slowly up. Nose after nose conies into sight, followed by reluctant, stumbling fore-feet ; so slow they climb it seems to take a good while before you see the whole of any one horse. They stop long before they reach the piazza, thinking that their riders" may as well get off a minute or two sooner. The guides w^hack their haunches and push them up to the steps, and the Ah-wah-ne pilgrims slip or spring from their saddles with sighs of relief. You, who were longing for these to come out, that you might go in, look on with dismay. On all sides you hear ejaculations from the people waiting. " Fll never gi on that horse ; " " nor on that ; " " that poor creature will never live to go down again." Everybody gazes in- tently toward the crest of the hill, over which the pa- THE DESCENT INTO AH-WAH-NE. 99 tbetic file is still coming. Everybody hopes to see a horse better than these. But there is not a pin's choice be- tween them, when they are all there. Wherever tlieir riders leave them, there they stand, stock-still, till they are pushed or drag