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 HOLOGRAPH MANUSCRIPTS 
 
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 KILMARNOCK 
 MONUMENT MUSEUM, 
 
 WITH NOTES. 
 
 COMPILED AND EDITED P.Y 
 DAVID SXEDDOX. 
 
 K I L M A n N O f K : 
 
 1*IU\1KI> BY 
 
 D. BROWN h CO., (Successors to .Tamks M'Kie), 
 
 2 & KINO STRKKT. 
 
 1889.
 
 PRINTED BY 
 
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 (^urrKssoRs to .iamks m'kir), 
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 INTRODUCTORY REMARKS. 
 
 The folloAving compositions of Eobert Burns, which 
 are reproductions in print, verhatlm d literatim, of the 
 holograph MSS. in the possession of the Burns Monument 
 Museum Committee of Kilmarnock, are not submitted to 
 the public as the best renderings of the text in existence, 
 but simply as authoritative versions under the poet's own 
 sign-manual, and, for that reason, of the greatest value 
 for purposes of study and comparison. The first fifteen 
 pieces formed the contents of the MS. volume referred 
 to in the notes, which the poet began in the Autumn of 
 1785, as the first page informs us. This collection may 
 therefore be taken as among the first that Burns ever made, 
 prior to the MS. supplied for the 'first edition at Kil- 
 marnock. Before purchase, the documents in every case 
 were submitted to searching proof of their authenticity, 
 and the history of each, so far as ascertained, will be 
 found incorporated with the notes at the end of this 
 volume. Every correction, variation, elision, and substi- 
 tution has been faithfully set down, and the attention of 
 the reader directed to it by italics and foot notes.
 
 ( iv. ) 
 
 Where the text has been rendered incomplete by muti- 
 Litions of the MSS. the ellipses have been supplied from 
 Scott Douglas for the sake of continuity. All such 
 additions are indicated by smaller type. The student of 
 the works of our National Bard will thus readily discover 
 for himself the distinguishing points of the Kilmarnock 
 text, but for the benefit of the general reader we may 
 indicate the chief of these. 
 
 For ease of reference, the MSS. are mounted in glass, 
 on moveable frames of brass and wood. They may be 
 examined in the order in which they appear in this volume 
 by beginning at the left hand within the museum, and 
 going round the room towards the right. 
 
 In the "Holy Fair," (No. 1) the variations in the 
 names of the dramatis personm are referred to in the notes. 
 In stanza 12, the line which appears 
 
 " Wi' tidin's o' salvation" 
 
 was afterwards, as is well known, changed to 
 
 " Wi' tidin's o' damnation " 
 
 on the suggestion of Dr. Blair. In Stanza 14, "Geordie 
 begins " also reads " Smith opens out." In the portion 
 of " Halloween " here preserved, there is no variation 
 of importance from the generally-received version. In 
 stanza 28, however, the third line reads more euphon- 
 iously — 
 
 "An' unco tales and funny jokes."
 
 ( V. ) 
 
 The third line of the third stanza of the " Address tae 
 the Diel " is usually printed 
 
 "An' tlio' yon lowin heugh's thy hame." 
 
 Both forms of stanza 1 1 are given, as also both of stanza 
 15, the deleted one in the latter containing his reference 
 to Jean Armour before his rupture with her family. 
 In " The Auld Farmer's Salutation" 
 
 "Might aiblins waur't thee for a brattle," 
 
 is usually substituted for the more obscure 
 
 "Hight may be war't thee," &c., 
 
 in stanza 10 of the text. The concluding stanza, as here 
 printed, is usually inserted next the opening one, as the 
 poet evidently intended by the asterisks. Stanza 18 
 shows an important variation from the usual version, 
 which runs : — 
 
 * * * * "I'll flit thy tether 
 Tae some hain'd rig, 
 There you may nobly rax your leather 
 Wi' sma' fatigue." 
 
 In "John Barleycorn," the opening lines of stanzas 
 3, 4, and 5, are thus varied : — 
 
 "But the cheerfu' Spring cam' kindly on." 
 
 * * Hi * * * * 
 
 "The sultry suns o' Summer came." 
 
 * » if * « » * 
 
 "The sober Autumn entered mild."
 
 ( vi. ) 
 111 "Scotch Drink" the usual readiuti; of stanza 12 is 
 
 'O 
 
 "Wae wortli tlie name, 
 Nae howdie gets a social night 
 Or plack frae them." 
 
 The deletion of locality in stanza 3 of " Man was made 
 to mourn," is referred to in the notes. The only other 
 variation worthy of remark here is in stanza 8, the 
 popular version being : 
 
 "If I'm designed yon lordling's slave — 
 By Nature's law designed." — 
 
 In " The Twa Dogs," successive editors have altered 
 lines 43-44, and 165-66 to 
 
 "Until wi' daffin' weary grown, 
 
 Upon a knowe tliey sat them down. 
 
 «»*«*♦ 
 
 "And clear the consequential sorrows, 
 Love-gifts of Carnival signoras." 
 
 The variations in " The Cottar's Saturday Night," arc 
 nearly all verbal. In the last stanza — 
 
 * * "in great, unhappy Wallace' heart." 
 
 has been happily altered to 
 
 * * " thro' Wallace's undaunted heart."
 
 ( vii. ) 
 
 The expunged stanza on " Sodger Hugh," in " The 
 Author's Earnest Cry," appears here. The first stanza 
 of the postscript usually runs 
 
 "Let half starved slaves in warmer skies 
 See future wines, rich clusterin' rise." 
 
 The third stanza of the "Address to J. Smith," 
 beginning — 
 
 "That auld, capricious carlin, Nature," 
 
 does not appear in the Kilmarnock IMS. The date, be it 
 observed, is 1785, not 1782 as most editions bear. It 
 would seem, however, that 1786 is the proper date, the 
 MS. volume beginning, as we have said, in the autumn 
 of 1785, and having been written straight on to 178G. 
 The month mentioned being January, a slip of the pen 
 is probable. In " Poor ]\Iailie," line 47 is toned down in 
 most editions, and " Our Bardie " substituted for " Poor 
 Ptobin." The deleted stanza, in which appears the 
 reference to "the Fairlie Lambs," is given in situ. " Holy 
 Willie's Prayer" is treated of exhaustively in the notes; 
 the verbal variations are easily noted. The seventh 
 stanza of the " F.pistle to a Young Friend," which is 
 seldom printed, will be found in the text. The variations 
 in "Tam o' Shanter," and the '' Lament of Mary Queen 
 of Scots," are too slight for mention in such a sketch as 
 this. The student, however, will not fail to note, as 
 curiosities, the expunged lines in the former poem.
 
 ( viii. ) 
 
 To facilitate investigation of the text of the works of 
 Burns is the main purpose of this publication, and it is 
 hoped that it may render substantial aid to every earnest 
 student. If the extinction of our native Doric be one of 
 the possible contingencies of the future, all such efforts 
 must be regarded as national labours of love, apart 
 altogether from the fame of Burns. He Avill never die, 
 yet it behoves all patriotic Scotsmen to take surety, by 
 handing down a text intact and pure, that in whatever 
 tongue posterity may read it, his "thoughts that breathe" 
 shall find most fitting expression in " words that burn " 
 like unto the original. 
 
 Dean Cottage, 
 Ktlmakxock, Ferruary, 1SS9.
 
 SCOTCH POEMS 
 
 BY 
 
 ROBT BURNESS. 
 
 THE HOLY FAIR. 
 Composed in Autumn, 1785. 
 
 1 
 
 Upon a simmer Sunday morn 
 
 When Nature's face is fair, 
 I walked forth to view the corn 
 
 An' sniifF the callor air; 
 The rising sun o'er Galston muirs 
 
 Wi' glorious light was glentin, 
 The hares were hirplan down the furs. 
 
 The lav'rocks they were chantin 
 Fix' sweet that day. 
 
 2 
 
 As lightsomely I glowr't abroad 
 
 To see a scene sae gay, 
 Three hizzies early at the road 
 
 Cam skelpin up the way; 
 Twa had manteeles o' dolefu' black. 
 
 But ane wi' lyart linin. 
 The third, that gaed a wee a back. 
 
 Was in the fashion shinin 
 
 Fu' gay that day. 
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 ( 2 ) 
 
 3 
 The TWA appear'd like sisters twin 
 
 In feature, form an' claes, 
 Their visage, wither't lang an' thin. 
 
 An' sour as ony slaes; 
 The TRIED cam up, hap-step-an'-loup, 
 
 As light as ony lambie, 
 An' wi' a curchie low did stoop 
 
 As soon as e'er she saw me 
 
 Fu' kind that day. 
 
 4 
 
 Wi' bonnet afF, quoth I, sweet lass 
 
 I think ye seem to ken me, 
 I'm sure I've seen that bonie face 
 
 But yet I canna name ye : 
 Quo she, an' laughin as she spak, 
 
 An' taks me by the hands. 
 Ye for my sake hae gien the feck 
 
 0' a' the ten commands 
 
 A screed some day. 
 
 5 
 
 My name is FUN, your crony dear, 
 
 The nearest friend ye hae, 
 An' this is SUPERSTITION here, 
 
 An' that's HYPOCRISY; 
 I'm gawn to M HOLY FAIR 
 
 To spend an hour in daffin. 
 Gin ye'll go there, yon runkl't pair 
 
 We will get famous laughin 
 
 At them this day.
 
 ( 3 ) 
 
 6 
 
 Quoth I, with a' my heart I'll do't, 
 
 I'll get my Sunday's sark on, 
 An' meet you on the holy spot, 
 
 Faith we'se hae fine remarkin' ! 
 Then I gaed hame at crowdie time, 
 
 An' soon I made me ready, 
 For roads were clad frae side to side 
 
 Wi' mony a weary body 
 
 In droves that day. 
 
 Here farmers gash, in ridin graith, 
 
 Gaed hoddan bye their cottars ; 
 Their swankies young, in braw braid claith, 
 
 Are springin o'er the gutters ; 
 The lasses skelpan bare fit, thrang, 
 
 In silks an' scarlets glitter, 
 Wi' sweet-milk cheese in mony a whang, 
 
 An' farls bak't wi' butter 
 
 Fu' crump that day. 
 
 8 
 When bye the plate we set our nose, 
 
 Weel heapet up wi' hapence, 
 A greedy glowr BLACK BONNET throws 
 
 An' we maun draw our tipence ; 
 Then in we go to see the show. 
 
 On ev'ry side they're gath'rin, 
 Some carry in dails, some chairs an' stools. 
 
 An' some are busy bleth'rin 
 
 Kight loud that day.
 
 ( 4 ) 
 
 9 
 Here stands a shed to fend the show'rs 
 
 An' screen our countra gentry, 
 Bet Barb — r there, an' twa three wh — 'res, 
 
 Sit blinkan at the entry ; 
 Here sits a raw o' tittlan jads 
 
 Wi' heavin breasts an' bare neck, 
 An' there a batch o' wabster brands 
 
 Blackguarding frae Kilm — rn — ck 
 For fun this day. 
 
 10 
 Here some are thinkin on their sins. 
 
 An' some upo' their claes, 
 Ane curses feet that fyl'd his shins, 
 
 Anither sighs an' prays ; 
 On this hand sits an elect swatch 
 
 Wi' screw't-up, grace-proud faces, 
 On that, a set o' chaps on watch 
 
 Thrang winkan at the lasses 
 
 To chairs that day. 
 
 11 
 
 happy is that man an' blest, 
 
 Nae wonder that it pride him ! 
 Whase ain dear lass that he likes best 
 
 Comes clinkan down beside him ! 
 Wi' arm repos'd on the chair-back 
 
 He sweetly does compose him, 
 Which by degrees slips round her neck 
 
 An's loof upon her bosom 
 
 Unken't that day.
 
 ( 5 ) 
 
 12 
 
 Now a' the congregation o'er 
 
 Is silent expectation, 
 For Sawnie speels the holy door 
 
 Wi' tidings o' salv — t — n, 
 Should HORNIE, as in ancient days, 
 
 'Mang sons o' g — d present him, 
 The very sight o' Sawnie's face 
 
 To's ain liet hame had sent him 
 
 Wi' fright that day. 
 
 13 
 
 Hear how he clears the points o' faith 
 
 Wi' rattlin an' thumpin, 
 Now meekly calm, now wild in wrath, 
 
 He's stampin an' he's jumpin ; 
 His lengthen'd chin, his turn't up snout, 
 
 His eldritch squeel an' gestures, 
 how they fire the heart devout 
 
 Like Cantharidian plaisters 
 On sic a day ! 
 
 14 
 
 But hark the tent has chang'd it's voice, 
 
 Tliere's peace and rest nae langer, 
 For a' the real judges rise 
 
 Tliey canna sit for anger, 
 Geordie begins his cauld harrangues 
 
 On practice and on morals, 
 An' aff the godly pour in thrangs 
 
 To gie the jars an' barrels 
 
 A lift that day.
 
 ( 6 ) 
 
 15 
 What signifies his barren shine 
 
 Of MORAL POWERS an' REASON", 
 His english style and gesture fine, 
 
 Are a* clean out o' season; 
 Like SOCRATES, or ANTONINE, 
 
 Or some auld wicked heathen. 
 The moral man he does define 
 
 But ne'er a word o' faith in 
 
 That's right that day. 
 
 16 
 
 In good time comes an antidote 
 
 Against sic poison'd nostrum, 
 For sairie Willie-water-fitt 
 
 Ascends the holy rostrum ; 
 See up he's got the word o' G — d 
 
 An' meek an' mim has view'd it. 
 While COMMON SENSE has taen the road 
 
 An' aff, an' up the Cowgate 
 
 Fast, fast, that day. 
 
 17 
 Wee M r niest the guard relieves 
 
 An Orthodoxy raibles, 
 The in his heart he weel believes 
 
 An' thinks it auld wives fables; 
 But faith the birkie wants a manse. 
 
 So cannily he hums them, 
 Altho his carnal wit an' sense 
 
 Like hafflins-wise o'ercomes him 
 At times that day.
 
 ( 7 ) 
 
 18 
 Now butt an' ben the change-house fills 
 
 Vii' yill-caup COMMENTATORS, 
 Here's cryin out for baiks an' gills, 
 
 An' there the pint stoup clatters ; 
 While thick an' thrang, an' loud an' lang, 
 
 Wi' logic an' wi' scripture. 
 They raise a din that in the end 
 
 Is like to breed a rupture 
 
 0' wrath that day. 
 
 (The next verse after the following ought to be in here). 
 
 20 
 
 Leeze me on drink it gies us mair 
 Than either school or Colledge, 
 
 It kindles wit, it Avakens lear, 
 It pangs us fu o' knowledge. 
 
 (The foUoicing, pinted in smaller type, has been abstracted 
 from the original M.S. } 
 
 Be't whisky-gill or penny-wheep, 
 
 Or ony stronger potion. 
 It never fails, on drinkin deep, 
 
 To kittle up our notion 
 
 By night or day. 
 
 19 
 
 The lads and lasses blythely bent 
 
 To mind baitli saiil an body, 
 Sit round the table, wecl content, 
 
 And steer about the toddy. 
 On this ane's dress, an' that ane's leuk. 
 
 They're makin oliservations ; 
 While some are cozic i' the neuk. 
 
 An forming assignations 
 
 To meet some day.
 
 ( 8 ) 
 
 21 
 
 But now the L 's ain trumpet touts, 
 
 Till a' the hills are rairin, 
 An' echoes back return the shouts ; 
 
 Black 11 11 is na sparin: 
 
 His piercin words like Highland swords, 
 
 Divide the joints and marrow ; 
 He talks o' H — 11, where devils dwell, 
 
 Our vera " Sauls does harrow" 
 Wi' fright that day. 
 
 22 
 
 A vast unbottom'd, boundless Pit, 
 
 Fill'd fou o' lowan bruustane, 
 Whase ragin flame and scorching heat. 
 
 Wad melt the hardest whun-stane ; 
 The half asleep start up wi' fear 
 
 An' think they hear it roarin. 
 When presently it does appear, 
 
 'Twas but some neebor snorin 
 Asleep that day. 
 
 23 
 
 'Twad be owre lang a tale to tell, 
 
 How mony stories past 
 An' how they crowded to the yill, 
 
 When they were a' dismist : 
 How drink gaed round in cogs an' caups 
 
 Amang the furms an' benches ; 
 An' cheese an' bread, frae womens laps, 
 
 Was dealt about in lunches. 
 
 An' dawds that day. 
 
 24 
 
 In comes a gawsy, gash Guidwife, 
 
 An' sits down by the fire, 
 Syne draws her kebbuck an' her knife; 
 
 The lasses they are shyer. 
 The auld Gudeman, about the grace 
 
 Frae side to side they bother. 
 Till some ane by his bonnet lays 
 
 An' gies them't like a tether 
 
 Fu' lang that day.
 
 ( 9 ) 
 
 25 
 
 "Waesucks ! for him that gets nae lass, 
 
 Or lasses that hae naething ! 
 Sma' need has he to say a grace, 
 
 Or melvie his braw claithin ! 
 wives be mindfu' ance yoursel 
 
 How bonie lads ye wanted, 
 An' dinna, for a kebbuck heel, 
 
 Let lasses be atironted 
 
 On sic a day ! 
 
 26 
 
 Then Robin Gib, wi' weary jow. 
 
 Begins to clink an croon ; 
 Some swagger hame the best they dow, 
 
 .Some wait the afternoon. 
 At slaps the billies halt a blink, 
 
 Till lasses strip their shoon : 
 Wr faith an' hope, an' love an' drink 
 
 They'e a' in famous tune 
 
 For crack that day. 
 
 27 
 
 How many hearts this day converts 
 
 O' sinners and o' lasses ! 
 Their hearts o' stane, gin nicht are gane 
 
 As saft as ony flesh is. 
 There's some are fou o' love divine ; 
 
 There's some are fou o' brandy ; 
 An' mony jobs that day begun 
 
 May end in Houghmagandie 
 Some ither day. 
 
 L E FIN
 
 ( 10 ) 
 
 HALLOWE'EN. 
 1 
 
 Upon that night when Fairies light 
 
 On Cassilis Downans dance, 
 Or ower the lays, in splendid blaze, 
 
 On sprightly coursers prance ; 
 Or for Colean the rout is taen. 
 
 Beneath the Moon's pale beams ; 
 There, up the cove to stray and rove 
 
 Amang the rocks an' streams 
 
 To sport that night. 
 
 2 
 
 Amang the bonie winding banks ; 
 
 Where Doon rins wimplin clear. 
 Where BRUCE ance rul'd the martial ranks, 
 
 An' shook his Carrick spear. 
 Some merry, friendly countra folks 
 
 Together did convene 
 To burn their nits an pou their stocks, 
 
 An' haud their Hallowe'en 
 
 Fu' blythe that night. 
 
 The lasses feat an' cleanly neat — 
 
 Mair braw than when they're fine— 
 Their faces blythe fu' sweetly kythe, 
 
 Hearts leal an' warm an' kin' : 
 The lads sae trig, wi' wooer — babs, 
 
 Weel knotted on their garten. 
 Some unco blate, an' some wi gabs, 
 
 Gar lasses hearts gang startin 
 
 Whyles fast that night. 
 
 4 
 
 Then first an' foremost, thro' the kail. 
 
 Their stocks maun a' be sought ance ; 
 They steek their ecu, an' grajje an' wale 
 
 For muckle anes an' straught anes. 
 Poor hav'rel Will fell afF the drift, 
 
 An' wander'd thro' the Bow-Kail, 
 An' pu't, for want o' better shift 
 
 A runt was like a Sow-tail 
 
 Sae bow't that night.
 
 ( 11 ) 
 
 Then, straught or crooked, yirtl or nane. 
 
 They roar an' cry a' throw'ther ; 
 The vera wee-things toddlin rin 
 
 Wi' stocks out ower their shouther : 
 An gif the ciit<iock'-'i sweet or sour, 
 
 Wi' joctelegs they taste them ; 
 Syne coziely aboon the door 
 
 Wi' cannie care they've placed them 
 To lie that night. 
 
 The lasses staw frae mang them a', 
 
 To pou their stalks o' Corn ; 
 But Rab slips out, an' jinks about, 
 
 Behint the muckle thorn ; 
 He grippet Nelly hard an' fast, 
 
 Loud skirl'd a' the lasses ; 
 But her tajJ-pickle maist was lost 
 
 When kiutlin' in the Fause-house, 
 Wi' him that night. 
 
 The auld Cudewife's weel-hoordit nits 
 
 Are round and round divided ; 
 An' mony lads an* lasses fates 
 
 Are there that night decided : 
 Some kindle, couthie, side by side, 
 
 An' burn thegither trimly ; 
 Some start awa' wi' saucy pride. 
 
 An' jump out ower the chinda, 
 
 Fu' high that night. 
 
 8 
 
 Jean slips in twa wi' tentie e'e ; 
 
 Wha 'twas she wadna tell ; 
 But this is Jock, an' this is me, 
 
 She says in to hersel : 
 He bleez'd owre her, an she owre him, 
 
 As they wad never mair part. 
 Till fuff ! he started up the luni. 
 
 An' Jean had e'en a sair heart 
 
 To see't that niglit.
 
 ( 12 ) 
 
 Poor Willie, wi' his bow'd kail runt, 
 
 Was brunt wi' primsie Mallie ; 
 An' Mary, nae doubt, took the drunt 
 
 To be compared to Willie : 
 flail's nit lap out wi' pridefu' fling, 
 
 An' her ain fit, it brunt it ; 
 But Willie lap, an' swoor hy jing, 
 
 "Twas jist the way he wanted 
 To be that night. 
 
 10 
 
 Nell had the Fause-house in her mind, 
 
 She pits hersel an' Rob in ; 
 In loving bleeze they sweekly join, 
 
 Till white in ase they're sobbin : 
 Kell's heart was dancin at the view ; 
 
 She whiser'd Rob to leuk for't : 
 Rob stowlins pried her bonie mou, 
 
 Fu' cozie in the neuk for't 
 
 Unseen that night. 
 
 11 
 
 But Merran sat behind their liacks, 
 
 Her thoughts on Andrew Bell ; 
 She lea'es them gashin at their cracks. 
 
 An' slips out by hersel : 
 She thro' the yard the nearest taks, 
 
 An' for the kiln she goes then, 
 An darklins graupet for the bawks, 
 
 An in the blue-clue throws then, 
 
 Right fear't that night. 
 
 12 
 
 An ay she win't, an' ay swat, 
 
 I wat she made nae jaukin ; 
 Till something held within the pat ; 
 
 Glide L — d ! but she was quakin ! 
 But M'hether 'twas the Deil himsel, 
 
 Or whether 'twas a bawk-en' 
 Or M'hether it was Andrew Bell, 
 
 She did na wait on talkin. 
 
 To speir that night.
 
 ( 13 ) 
 
 13 
 
 Wee Jenny to her Graunie says, 
 
 " Will ye go wi' me, Graunie ? 
 " I'll eat the apple at the glass, 
 
 " I gat frae uncle Johnie :" 
 She fufi"t her pipe wi' sic a lunt, 
 
 In wrath she was sae vap'rin, 
 She notic't na, an aizle brunt 
 
 Her braw new worset apron, 
 
 Out thro' that night. 
 
 14 
 
 "Ye little skelpie-limmer's face ! 
 
 " I daur you try sic sportin, 
 " As seek the foul Thief ony place, 
 
 " For him to spao jour fortune : 
 " Nae doubt but ye may get a si(jht ! 
 
 " Great cause ye hae to fear it ; 
 " For mony a ane has gotten a fright, 
 
 " An lived an' deed deleerit 
 
 "Thro' sic a night. 
 
 15 
 
 " Ae hairst afore the Sherra-moor, 
 
 " I niind't as weel's yestreen, 
 "I was a gilpic then, I'm sure 
 
 " 1 was na past fyfteen : 
 " The simmer had l)een cauld an' wat, 
 
 "An' shijf was unco green ; 
 "An' ay a rantin kirn we gat, 
 
 "An' just on Hallowe'en 
 
 " It fell that night. 
 
 16 
 
 " Our stibble-rig was Rab M'Graen, 
 
 " A clever sturdy fallow ; 
 " His sin gat Eppie Sim wi' wean, 
 
 "That liv'd in Achmacalla ; 
 " He gat hemp-seed, I mind it wcel, 
 
 "An' he made unco light o't ; 
 " But mony a day was hi/ lilnis' /, 
 
 "He was sae sairly frighted 
 
 " That vera nij-ht.'
 
 ( 14 ) 
 
 17 
 
 Then up gat fechtin Jamie Fleck, 
 An' he swoor by his conscience, 
 
 ( The transcript from the original holograph M.S. is here 
 
 resumed). 
 
 That he could saw Hemp Seed a peck 
 
 For it was a' but nonsense, 
 The auld guidman raught doon the pock, 
 
 An' out a handfu' gied him, 
 An' bade him steal frae mang the folk 
 
 Some time when nae ane see'd him 
 An' try't that night. 
 
 18 
 
 He marches thro amang the stacks 
 
 Tho he was something sturtan, 
 The graip he for a harrow taks 
 
 An' harls at his curpan, 
 An' ev'ry now an' then he says, 
 
 " Hemp-seed I saw thee. 
 An' her that is to be my lass 
 
 Come after me an' draw thee 
 
 As fast this night." 
 
 19 
 
 He whisl't up lord Lennox' march 
 
 To keep his courage cheary, 
 Although his hair began to arch 
 
 He was sae fley't an' eerie; 
 Till presently he bear's a squeek, 
 
 An' then a grane an' gruntle, 
 He bye his shouther gae a keek 
 
 An' tumbl't wi' a wintle 
 
 Out owre that night.
 
 ( 15 ) 
 
 20 
 He roar't a horrid murder shout, 
 
 In dreadfu' desperation, 
 An' young an' auld cam rinnin out 
 
 An' hear the sad narration ; 
 He swoor 'twas hilchan Jean M'Craw, 
 
 Or crouchie Merran Humphie 
 Till stop— she trottet thro them a' 
 
 An' wha was it but grumphie 
 
 Asteer that night. 
 
 21 
 
 Meg fain wad to the barn gane 
 
 To winn three wecht o' naethin, 
 But for to meet the deil her lane 
 
 She pat but little faith in. 
 She gied the herd a pickle nitts 
 
 An' tAva red-cheekit apples. 
 To watch, while for the barn she sets 
 
 In hopes to see Tam Hipples 
 That vera night. 
 
 22 
 
 She turns the key wi' canie thraw 
 
 An' o'er the threshold ventures, 
 But first on Sawnie gies a ca' 
 
 Then bauldly in she enters ; 
 A ratton rappl't up the wa' 
 
 An' she crie't 1 — d preserve her. 
 An' ran thro midden hole an' a', 
 
 An' pray't wi' zeal an' fervor 
 
 Fu' fast that night.
 
 ( 16 ) 
 
 23 
 
 They hoy't out Will wi' fair advice, 
 
 They hecht him some fine braAv ane, 
 It chanc't the stack he faddom't thrice 
 
 Was timmer-propt for thrawin; 
 He taks a swirlie auld moss-oak 
 
 For some black, groosome carlin, 
 An' loot a Avinze, an' drew a stroke, 
 
 Till skin in blypes cam harlin 
 
 AfF's nieves that night. 
 
 24 
 A wanton widow Leezie was, 
 
 As cantie as a kittlen. 
 But Och that niglit amang the shaws 
 
 She gat a fearfu' settlin ! 
 She thro the whins, an' bye the cairn. 
 
 An' o'er the hill gaed scirvan, 
 Whaure three lairds lands met at a burn 
 
 To dip her left sark slieve in 
 
 Was bent that niglit. 
 
 25 
 
 Whyles o'er a linn the burnie plays 
 
 As through the glen it Avimpl't 
 Whiles round a rocky scar it straj^s, 
 
 Whyles in a weal it dimpl't, 
 Whyles glitter't to the nightly rays 
 
 Wi' bickerin, dancin dazzle, 
 AVhyles cookit underneath the braes 
 
 Below the spreadin hazle 
 
 Unseen that night.
 
 ( 17 ) 
 
 26 
 
 Amang the bracliens on the brae 
 
 Between her an' the moon, 
 The deil, or else an outlier quey, 
 
 Gat up an' gae a croon; 
 Poor Leezie's heart maist lap the hool, 
 
 Near lav'rock height she jumpet, 
 But mist a fitt, an' in the pool, 
 
 Out owre the lugs she plumpet 
 
 Wi' a plunge that night. 
 
 27 
 In order on the clean hearth stane 
 
 The luggies three are ranged. 
 An' ev'ry time great care is taen 
 
 To see them duly changed; 
 Auld uncle John wha wedlock's joys 
 
 Sin' Mar's Year did desire 
 Because he gat the toom dish thrice 
 
 He heav'd them on the fire 
 
 In wrath that night. 
 
 28 
 Wi' merry sangs and friendly cracks 
 
 I wat they didna weary, 
 An' mony funny tales an' jokes. 
 
 Their sports were cheap an' cheary; 
 Till butter't so'ens wi' fragrant lunt 
 
 Set a their gabs a steerin, 
 Syne wi' a social glass o' strunt 
 They parted aff carccrin 
 
 Fu' blythe that night. 
 B
 
 ( 18 ) 
 NOTES ON THE PEECEEDING POEM. 
 
 CASSILIS DOWNANS— certain little, romantic, rocky, 
 green hills, in the neighbourhood of the seat of the 
 Earls of Cassilis, famous in country-story for being 
 the haunt of Fairies. 
 
 COLEAN-COVE — a noted cavern near Colean called the 
 Cove of Colean said to be a kind of head-quarters of the 
 Fairies, particuarly on Hallow'een, which is allowed 
 on all hands, to be the anniversary meeting of these 
 aerial people. 
 
 BRUCE — the famous family of that name the ancestors 
 of EOBERT the great Deliverer of his country, were 
 Earls of Carrick. 
 
 o> 
 
 STOCKS — the first ceremony of Halloween is pulling, 
 each, a plant, or stock of kail — they go out with eyes 
 shut, hand in hand, pull the first they meet with, 
 according as it big or little, straight or crooked, so 
 is the size or shape of the grand object in question — 
 the HUSBAND or wife, the taste of the heart of the 
 stem, or as it is called, the custock, indicates the 
 disposition, and lastly the stems or runts are placed 
 over the head of the door, and the names of the people 
 whom chance brings into the house, according to the 
 priority of placing the runts, are the najmes in question. 
 
 STALKS 0' CORN — they go to the barn yard and pull, 
 each, three corn stalks; if they want the top-grain or 
 pickle the party in question wants the maidenhead. 
 
 FAUSE HOUSE — a large hole the stack-builder makes 
 in the side which is fairest exposed to the wind, if the 
 corn is in a doubtful state for greeness or wetness.
 
 ( 19 ) 
 
 BURNING THE NUTS — this is a favorite charm: 
 they name the lad and lass to each particular nut, and 
 according as they burn quietly together, or start from 
 beside one another, the course and issue of the court- 
 ship will be. 
 
 BLUE CLEW — they go, all alone and throw into the 
 pot, or bottom of the kiln a clue of blue yarn, they 
 keep the end of the thread in their hand and wind 
 the yarn in a new clue, off the old one which is in the 
 pot, something will hold the thread towards the latter 
 end — ask " Wha hands?" answer is returned by naming 
 the person in question. 
 
 EAT THE APPLE— they take a candle, and go to 
 a looking-glass, and eat an apple, looking in the glass, 
 the face of the husband or wife to be, is seen in the 
 glass as if peeping over your shoulder. 
 
 HEMP-SEED — take hemp-seed, steal out unperciev'd, 
 sow it, harrow it, and repeat the words "hemp seed I 
 saw thee, hemp seed I saw thee, and him {or her) who 
 is to be my true-love come after me and povv thee," 
 then look over your left shoulder and you will see the 
 exact figure of the person desired, in the attitude of 
 pulling hemp. 
 
 THREE AVECHT 0' NAETHING— go out, all alone, to 
 the barn, open both the doors, take them off the hinges, 
 otherwise the aerial being about to appear may shut 
 the doors and do some mischief to you, — take a wecht 
 and go thro all attitudes of letting down corn against 
 the wind, — do this three times, the third time, a being 
 will pass thro the barn, in at the windy door and out 
 at the other, it will have the figure in question, with 
 the dress and retinue marking the station of life.
 
 ( 20 ) 
 
 FATHOM THE STACK— go out and fathom three 
 times round a bear stack, your last fathom, the third 
 time, the desired object will be in your arms. 
 
 DIPPING THE SHIRT SLIEVE— go out, one or 
 more, to a south-running spring or burn, where, three 
 Laird's lands meet, dip your left shirt slieve, go to bed 
 that night in view of a fire, hang your wet slieve over 
 a stool before the fire to dry, lye awake and sometime 
 in the night the object in question will come and turn 
 the shirt before the fire as if to dry the other side of 
 the slieve. 
 
 • 
 
 LUGGIES THEEE— take three dishes, put foul water 
 in one, clean water in another, and the third empty, 
 blindfold a person and lead him to the hearth where 
 the dishes must be placed, he (or she) dips a hand, if 
 in the clean water, the husband or wife to be is a 
 maid, if the foul, a widow, if the empty dish, it 
 foretells no marriage at all, — it is repeated three times. 
 
 BUTTER'D SO'ENS— sowens, with butter instead of 
 milk to them is always the Halloween Supper.
 
 ( 21 ) 
 
 ADDEESS TO THE DEIL. 
 
 O thou, whatever title suit thee ! 
 Auld Hornie, Satan, Nick, or Clootie, 
 Wha in yon cavern grim an' sooty, 
 
 Clos'd under hatches, 
 Spairges about the brunstane cootie 
 
 To scaud poor wretches. 
 
 Hear me, auld Hangie, for a wee. 
 
 An' let poor d mned bodies be ; 
 
 I'm sure sma' comfort it can gie, 
 
 Even to a deil, 
 To skelp, an' scaud poor dogs like me 
 
 An hear us squeel I 
 
 Great is thy pow'r, an' great thy fame, 
 
 Far-kend an' noted is thy name, 
 
 An' tho yon liowe, het hole's thy hame 
 
 Thou travels far ; 
 An faith thou's neither lag nor lame, 
 
 Nor blate nor scar. 
 
 Whiles, ranging like a roaring lion 
 For prey a' holes an' corners tryin ; 
 Whiles on the strong-wing'd tempest flyin 
 
 Tirlin the kirks ; 
 Whiles in the human bosom pryin 
 
 Unseen thou lurks.
 
 ( 22 ) 
 
 I've heard my rev'rend Granie say, 
 In lanely glens ye like to stray, 
 Or where auld ruin'd castles, grey. 
 
 Nod to the moon, 
 Ye fright the nightly wand'rer's way 
 
 With eldritch croon. 
 
 When twilight did my granie summon 
 To say her pray'rs, douse, honest woman, 
 Aft yont the dyke she's heard you bummin 
 
 With eerie drone, 
 Or rustling thro the boortries comin 
 
 Wi' heavy groan. 
 
 Ae dreary, dowie winter-night, 
 
 The stars shot down wi' sklenting light, 
 
 Wi' you, mysel, I gat a fright 
 
 Ayont the lough, 
 Ye like a rash-buss stood in sight 
 
 Wi' waving sugh. 
 
 The cudgel in my nieve did shake. 
 Ilk bristl'd hair stood like a stake. 
 When with an eldritch, stoor quaick, quaick, 
 
 Amang the springs, 
 Awa ye squatter'd like a drake, 
 
 On whislin wings. 
 
 Let warlock's grim, an' wither'd hags 
 Tell, how wi' you on ragweed nags 
 They skim the moors an' dizzie craigs 
 
 With wicked speed. 
 And in kirk-yards renew their leagues 
 
 Owre howket dead.
 
 ( 23 ) 
 
 Thence, countra wives wi' toil an' pain 
 May plunge, an' plunge the kirn in vain, 
 For Och ! the yellow treasure's ta'en 
 
 By wicket (* cantraip) skill ; 
 An' dautiet, twal-pint Hankie's gane 
 
 As yell's the bill. 
 
 t Thence, knots are coosten, spells contriv'd, 
 An' the brisk bridegroom, newly wiv'd 
 Just at the kittle point arrived. 
 
 Fond, keen, an' croose, 
 Is by some spitefu' jad depriv'd 
 
 O's warklum's use. 
 
 When thowes dissolve the snawie hoord, 
 
 An' float the jinglin, icy boord, 
 
 Then water-kelpies haunt (* ply) the foord 
 
 By your direction, 
 An' nightly trav'llers are allur'd 
 
 To their destruction. 
 
 An' aft your moss-traversing spunkies 
 Decoy the wight that late an' drunk is, 
 The dancin, curst, mischievous monkeys 
 
 Delude his eyes, 
 Till in some miry slough he sunk is 
 
 Ne'er mair to rise. 
 
 When Mason's mystic word an' grip 
 In storms an' tempests raise you up, 
 Some cock, or cat, your rage maun stop 
 
 Or, strange to tell ! 
 The youngest brother ye wad whup 
 
 Aff straught to H— 11.
 
 ( 24 ) 
 
 t Langsyne, in Eden's happy scene, 
 TFJien strappin' {*Adam's)Edie's days were green, 
 An' Eve was like my honie Jean 
 My dearest part^ 
 A dancin, sweet., young, handsome quean, 
 JFi' guileless heart : 
 
 Then you, ye auld snick-drawin dog, 
 
 Ye came to paradise incog, 
 
 An' play'd on man a cursed brogue, 
 
 Black be your fa', 
 An' gied the infant warl a shog, 
 
 Maist ruin'd a'. 
 
 D'ye mind that day, when in a bizz, 
 Wi' reiket duds, an' reestet gizz, 
 Ye did present your ugly phiz 
 
 Mang better folk, 
 An' sklented on the Man of Uzz 
 
 Your spitefu' joke. 
 
 An' how ye gat him i' your thrall, 
 An' brak him out o' house an' hal. 
 While scabs an' botches did him gall 
 
 Wi' bitter claw, 
 An' lous'd his ill-ton gu'd, wicked scaul, 
 
 Was warst of a'. 
 
 But a' your doins to rehearse, 
 Your wily snares an' fighting fierce, 
 Sin that day Michael ** did you pierce 
 
 Down to this time, 
 Wad ding a' Lallan tongue or Erse, 
 
 In prose or rhyme. 
 
 a V. Milton Book 6th
 
 ( 25 ) 
 
 An' now auld Cloots, I ken ye're tliinkin, 
 That Robin's rantin, swearin, drinkin, 
 Some luckless hour'll send him linkin 
 
 To your black pit ; 
 But faith he'll turn a corner jinkin 
 
 An' cheat you yet. 
 
 But fare-you-weel, auld Nickie-ben, 
 wad ye tak a thought an' men' ! 
 Ye aiblins might — I dinna ken — 
 
 — Still hae a stake — 
 I'm wae to think upo' yon den 
 
 Even for your sake. 
 
 Le fin. 
 
 Langsyne in Eden's bonie yard 
 
 Where youthfu' Lover's first were pair'd 
 
 An' all the Soul of Love they shar'd 
 
 The raptur'd hour, 
 Sweet on the fragrant flow'ry swaird 
 
 In * shady bow'r. 
 
 a Vide Milton 
 
 Thence mystic knots breed great abuse 
 
 To young guidmen, fond, keen & croose ; « 
 
 When the best warklum i' the house, 
 
 By cantaip wit, 
 Is made as useless as a louse, 
 
 Just at the bit. 
 
 * The Words set in Italic and within parenthesis, have been struck out 
 by the poet in his M.S. 
 
 t Tiie.so verses set in Italic are struck out by the poet and those at 
 the end substituted apparently at a later date and at different times, the 
 latter coming before the former, and written with different pens and ink.
 
 ( 26 ) 
 
 THE AULD FAEMER'S New year morning salu- 
 tation to his auld Meere, on givin her the accustom'd 
 ripp o' corn to hansel in the New year 
 
 A guid New year I wish you Maggie, 
 Hae there's a ripp to thy auld baggie, 
 Tho thou's howe-backet now, an' knaggie, 
 
 I've seen the day 
 Thou could hae gaen like ony staggie 
 
 Out ower the lay. 
 
 Thou ance was i' the foremost rank, 
 A fillie buirdy, stieve, an' swank, 
 An' set weel dow a shapely shank 
 
 As e'er tread yird, 
 An' could hae flown (* ganej out owre a stank 
 
 Like ony bird. 
 
 It's now some nine an' twenty year 
 Sin thou was my guidfather meere ; 
 He gied me thee o' tocher clear 
 
 An' fifty mark, 
 It was but sma', but weel-win gear. 
 
 An' thou was stark.
 
 ( 27 ) 
 
 When first I gaed to woo my Jenny 
 Ye then was trottin wi' your minny, 
 The ye was trickie, slee, an' funnie, 
 
 Ye ne'er was donsie, 
 But ham'ly tawie, quiet, an' canie 
 
 An' unco sonsie. 
 
 That day ye pranc'd wi' meikle pride 
 When ye buir hame my bonie Bride ; 
 An' sweet an' gracefu' she did ride 
 
 Wi' maiden air ! 
 Kyle-Stewart I could bragged wide 
 
 For sic a pair. 
 
 The' now ye dow but hoyte an' hobble, 
 An* wintle like a saumont coble, 
 That day ye was a j inker noble 
 
 For heels an* win', 
 An' ran them till they a' did waubble 
 
 Far, far behin*. 
 
 When thou an' I were young an* skiegh, 
 
 An' stable-meals at fairs were driegh. 
 
 How thou wad prance, an' snore, an' scricgh, 
 
 An* tak the road ! 
 Town's bodies ran an' stood abiegh. 
 
 An' ca'd thee mad. 
 
 When thou was corn't an' I was mellow, 
 We took the road ay like a swallow : 
 At BROOSES thou had ne'er a fellow 
 
 For pith an' speed, 
 But ev'ry tail thou pay'd them hollow 
 Whare'er thou gaed.
 
 ( 28 ) 
 
 The sma', droot-rumpl't hunter-cattle 
 Hight may be wart thee for a brattle, 
 But sax Scotch mile, thou try't their mettle, 
 
 An' gart them whaizle ; 
 Nae whup nor spur, but just a wattle 
 
 O' saugh or hazle. 
 
 Thou was a noble Fittie-lan 
 
 As e'er in tug or tow was drawn ; 
 
 Aft thee an' I, in aught hours gaun, 
 
 On guid March-weather, 
 Hae turn't five rood beside our han' 
 
 For days thegither. 
 
 Thou never braing't, an' fetch't, an' flisket, 
 But thy auld tail thou would hae whisket, 
 An' spread abreed thy weel-filled brisket 
 
 Wi' pith an' pow'r, 
 Till sprittie knowes wad rair't an' risket, 
 
 An' slypet owre. 
 
 When frosts lay lang, an' snaws were deep, 
 An' threaten't labor back to keep, 
 I gied thy cog a wee bit heap 
 
 Aboon the timmer ; 
 I ken't my Maggie wadna sleep 
 
 For that or simmer. 
 
 In cart, or car, thou never reestet, 
 The steyest brae thou wad hae fac't it ; 
 Thou never lap, an' sten't, an' breastet, 
 
 Then stood to blaw ; 
 But just thy step a wee-thing hastet, 
 
 An' snoov't awa.
 
 ( 29 ) 
 
 My pleugh is now thy bairn-time a ; 
 Four gallant brutes as e'er did draw ; 
 Foreby sax mae I've sell'd awa 
 
 That thou has nurst : 
 They drew me thretteen pund an' twa, 
 
 The vera warst. 
 
 Monie a sair daurk we twa hae wrought, 
 An' wi' the weary warl fought ! 
 An' monie an anxious day I thought 
 
 We wad be beat ! 
 Butf*Fe(j hereto weary age we're brought 
 
 Wi' somethin yet. 
 
 An' think na, my auld, trusty servan, 
 That now perhaps, thou's less deservin 
 An' thy auld days may end in starvin, 
 
 For my last fow, 
 A heapet stimpart, I'll reserve ane 
 
 Laid by for you. 
 
 We've worn to crazy years wi' ither. 
 We'll toyte about, wi' ane anither, 
 Wi' tenty care I'll flit thy tether, 
 
 An' clap thy back, 
 An' mind the days we've haen the gitlier, 
 
 An' ca' the crack. 
 
 Le fin. 
 
 Tho now thou's dowie stiff an' crazy. 
 An' thy auld hide as white's a daizie ; 
 I've seen thee dappel't sleek an' glaizie, 
 
 A bonic grey ; 
 He should been tight that daur't to raise the. 
 
 Ance in a day.
 
 ( 30 ) 
 
 JOHN BAELEYCORN.— A BALLAD. 
 
 There is an old Scotch song known by that name whose 
 st two verses begin the 
 of it runs thro the whole. 
 
 first two verses begin the following, and the general idea 
 
 1 
 
 There was three kings into the east, 
 
 Three kings both great an' high. 
 An' they hae sworn a solemn oath 
 
 JOHN BARLEYCORN should die. 
 
 2 
 
 They've taen a plough an' plough'd him down, 
 
 Put clods upon his head, 
 An' they hae sworn a solemn oath 
 
 JOHN BARLEYCORN was dead. 
 
 3 
 
 The Spring-time came with kindly warmth, 
 
 An' show'rs began to fall, 
 JOHN BARLEYCORN got up again 
 
 An' sore surpris'd them all. 
 
 4 
 
 The Summer came with sultry heat, 
 
 An' he grew thick an' strong, 
 His head well arm'd with pointed spears 
 
 That no one should him wrong.
 
 ( 31 ) 
 
 5 
 The Autumn came with fresh'ning breeze, 
 
 An' he grew wan an' pale ; 
 His bending joints, an' drooping head, 
 
 Show'd he began to fail. 
 
 6 
 
 His color sicken'd more an' more. 
 
 He faded into age, 
 An' then his ennemies began 
 
 To show their deadly rage. 
 
 7 
 They took a weapon long an' sharp 
 
 An' cut him by the knee ; 
 They ty'd him fast ujion a cart 
 
 Like a rogue for forgery. 
 
 • 
 
 8 
 
 They laid him down upon his back, 
 
 An' cudgel'd him full sore ; 
 They hung him up before the storm, 
 
 An' turn'd him o'er and o'er. 
 
 9 
 
 They filled up a darksome pit 
 
 With water to the brim, 
 They heaved in JOHN BARLEYCORN, 
 
 There let him sink or swim. 
 
 10 
 
 They laid him out upon the floor 
 
 To work him farther woe ; 
 And still as signs of life appear'd 
 
 They tost him to and fro.
 
 ( 32 ) 
 
 11 
 They wasted o'er a scorching flame 
 
 The marrow of his bones ; 
 But a Miller us'd him worst of all, 
 
 For he crush'd him between two stones. 
 
 12 
 
 And they have ta'en his very heart's-blood 
 And drank it round and round ; 
 
 And still the more and more they drank 
 Their joy did more abound. 
 
 13 
 
 JOHN BAELEYCOEN was a HERO bold, 
 
 Of noble enterprize ; 
 For if you do but taste his blood 
 
 'Twill make your courage rise. 
 
 14 
 
 'Twill make a man forget his woe ; 
 
 'Twill heighten all his joy ; 
 'Twill make the widow's heart to sing 
 
 Tho the tear were in her eye. 
 
 15 
 
 Then let us toast JOHN BARLEYCORN 
 
 Each one a glass in hand ; 
 And may HIS GREAT POSTERITY 
 
 NE'ER FAIL IN OLD SCOTLAND.
 
 ( 33 ) 
 
 SCOTCH DKINK. 
 
 Gie him strong driuk until he wiuk 
 
 Wha's sinking in DESPAIR ; 
 An' liquor guid, to fire his bluid, 
 
 Wha's prest wi' grief an' (* or) care : 
 There let (*them) him bowse, an', (*ivi'J deep carouse, 
 
 Wi' bumpers flowing o'er ; 
 Till he forgets his loves or debts, 
 
 An' minds his griefs no more. 
 
 Solomon. Proverbs 31 ch 6, 7. 
 
 Let ither Poets raise a fracas 
 
 'Bout VINES an' wines an' druken bacchus ; 
 
 An' crabbed names an' stories wrack us, 
 
 An' grate our lug, 
 I sing the juice SCOTCH BEAR can mak us 
 
 In glass or jug. 
 
 thou my Muse, guid, auld SCOTCH DRIXK ! 
 AVhither thro wimplin worms thou jink. 
 Or, richly brown, ream owre the brink 
 
 In glorious faem, 
 Inspire me till I lisp an' wink 
 
 To sing thy name ! 
 
 Let husky WHEAT the haughs adorn. 
 And AITS set up their awnie horn. 
 An' PEASE an' BEANS at een or morn 
 
 Perfume the plain, 
 Locze mo on thee JOHN BAKLEYCOPX, 
 
 Thou King o' grain !
 
 ( 34 ) 
 
 On thee, aft Scotland cho-ws her cood, 
 In soople scones, the wale o' food ; 
 Or tumblina; in the boilins flood 
 
 "\Vi' kail an' beef ; 
 But when thou pours thy strong heart's-elood. 
 
 There thou shines chief. 
 
 Food fills the wame, an' keeps us livin, 
 
 But life's a gift no worth recei%'in 
 
 "When heavy-dragg'd vri' pine an' grieviii ; 
 
 But, oil'd by thee, 
 The wheels o' life sae do^vn-hill scrievin. 
 
 AVi' rattlin glee. 
 
 Thou clears the head o' doited LEAR, 
 Thou chears the heart o' droojjing care, 
 Thou strings the nerves o' labor SALR, 
 
 At's weary toil, 
 Thou even brightens dark DESPAIR 
 
 Wi' gloomy smile. 
 
 Aft clad in massy siller-weed 
 AVi' gentles thou erects thy head ; 
 Yet, humbly kind, in time o' need 
 
 The poor man's vrine, 
 His wee-drap pirratch, or his bread, 
 
 Thou kitchens fine. 
 
 Thou art the life o' pltjlic haunts. 
 But thee, what were our fairs an' rants, 
 Even godly meetings o' the saunts 
 
 By thee inspir'd, 
 AMien gaping they besiege the tents 
 
 Are doubly fir'd.
 
 ( 35 ) 
 
 That MERRY NIGHT, we get the corn in, 
 O sweetly, then, thou reams the horn in ! 
 Or reekin on a new year mornin 
 
 In cog or bicker, 
 An' Just a weep-drap sp'ritual burnin. 
 
 An' gusty sucker ! 
 
 "When VULCAN gies his bell3^s breath, 
 An' ploughmen gather wi' their graith ; 
 rare, to see thee fizz an' fraetli 
 
 I' th' lugget cap ! 
 Then BUEXEWIX comes on like death 
 
 At ev'ry chap. 
 
 Nae mercy, then, for airn or steel ; 
 The brawny, banie ploughman-chiel. 
 Brings hard owerhip, wi' sturdy wheel 
 
 The strong forehammer, 
 Till BLOCK an' STUDDIE ring an' reel 
 
 Wi' dinsome clamour. 
 
 "When skirlin weanies see the light 
 Thou maks the gossips clatter bright, 
 How fumblin coofs their dearies slight, 
 
 "NVae worth them for't ! 
 AVhile healths gae round to him wha, tight, 
 
 Gies famous sport 
 
 "When neebors anger at a plea, 
 An' just as Avood as Avood can be. 
 How easy can the BAKLF.Y-BREE 
 
 Cement the quarrel ; 
 It's ay the cheapest LAWYER'S FEE 
 
 To taste the barrel.
 
 ( 36 ) 
 
 Al:\ke, that e'er my MUSE has reason 
 To \vyte her country men wi' treason ! 
 But mony daily weet their weason 
 
 "\Vi' liquors nice, 
 An' hardly in a winter season 
 
 E'er spier her price. 
 
 Wae worth that BRANDY, burnin trash I 
 Fell source o' mony a pain an' brash ! 
 Twins mony a poor, doil't druken hash 
 
 0' half his da3's ; 
 An' sends, beside, auld Scotland's cash 
 
 To her warst faes. 
 
 Ye Scots wha wish auld Scotland well. 
 Ye chief, to you my tale I tell, 
 Poor, plackless devils like mysel, 
 
 It sets you ill 
 TYi' bitter, dearthfu' wines to niell, 
 
 Or foreign gill. 
 
 ]\Iay GEAYELS round his blather wrench. 
 An' GOUTS torment him inch by inch, 
 "W'ha twists his gruntle wi' a gluuch 
 
 0' sour disdain, 
 Out owre a glass o' WHISKY PUXCH 
 
 "\Vi' honest men. 
 
 WHISKY ! soul o' plays an' pranks ! 
 Accept a BARDIE'S gratefu' thanks ; 
 When wanting thee, what tuneless cranks 
 
 Are my poor verses ! 
 Thou comes, thej- rattle in their ranks 
 
 At ither's a — ses.
 
 ( 37 ) 
 
 Thee Ferintosh, sadly lost ! 
 Scotland lament frae coast to coast ! 
 Now colic-grips an' barkin lioast 
 
 May kill us a', 
 For loyal FORBES' CHARTER'D BOAST 
 
 I ta'en awa ! 
 
 * A verse vxtnting. 
 
 A verse forgot in Scotch JDrinJc. 
 
 Thae curst horse-leeches o' th' Excise, 
 Wha mak the whiskie stills their prize ! 
 Hand up they haun deil — ance, twice, thrice ; 
 
 There, seize the blinkers, 
 An' bake them up in brunstane pies 
 
 For poor, damn'd drinkers. 
 
 Fortune, if thou'll but gie mc still 
 Hale breeks, a scone, an' whisky-gill, 
 An' rowth o' rhyme to rave at will, 
 
 Tak a' the rest, 
 An' deal't about as thy blind skill 
 
 Directs thee best. 
 
 Le fin. 
 
 " Tlu'se wonls in Italic aro in the Poet's writing on tlio Margin of tin- 
 Ms. The ver.se jilluded to is found in a blank .si)ace at the oml of "Joha 
 Kiirlcycorn," lint is here, for conveni»'nce in reading, properly placed, witU 
 the note also in Italic, as written over it by Uurus.
 
 ( 38 ) 
 
 A BALLAD. 
 
 When chill November's surly blast 
 
 Made fields and forests bare, 
 One ev'ning as I Avander'd forth 
 
 Along the banks of Aire 
 I spy'd a man whose aged steis 
 
 Seem'd weary, worn Avith care, 
 His face was furrow'd o'er Avith years 
 
 And hoary was his hair. 
 
 Young stranger, whither wand'rest thou, 
 
 Began the rev'rend sage, 
 Does thirst of wealth thy step constrain. 
 
 Or youthful pleasure's rage ; 
 Or haply, prest with cares and woes, 
 
 Too soon thou hast began 
 To wander forth with me to mourn 
 
 The miseries of MAN.
 
 ( 39 ) 
 3 
 
 Yon sun that hangs o'er CAERTCK MOOES 
 
 That spread so far and wide, 
 Where hundreds labor to support 
 
 The lordly Cassilis pride ; 
 I've seen yon weary winter-sun 
 
 Twice forty times return, 
 And ev'ry time has added proofs 
 
 That Man was made to Mourn. 
 
 Oh man, while in thy early years, 
 
 How prodigal of time ! 
 Mispending all thy precious hours, 
 
 Thy glorious youthful prime ! 
 Alternate follies take the sAvay, 
 
 Licentious passions burn, 
 AMiich tenfold force gives Nature's law, 
 
 That Man was made to Mourn. 
 
 Look not alone on youthful prime, 
 
 Or manhoods active might ; 
 Man then is useful to his kind, 
 
 Supported is his right : 
 Lut SCO him on the edge of life 
 
 With cares and labors worn, 
 Then age and want — ill-match'd pair ! 
 
 Show Man was made to Mourn.
 
 ( 40 ) 
 6 
 
 A few seem favorites of fate, 
 
 In fortune's lap carest ; 
 Yet think not all the rich and great 
 
 Are likewise truly blest : 
 But ! what crouds in ev'ry land 
 
 All "wretched and forlorn, 
 Thro weary life this lesson learn 
 
 That Man was made to Mourn ! 
 
 Many and sharp the num'rous ills 
 
 Inwoven with our frame ; 
 More pointed still we make ourselves, 
 
 Regret, remorse and shame : 
 And man, whose heaven-erected face 
 
 The smiles of LOVE adorn, 
 Man's inhumanity to Man 
 
 Makes countless thousands Mourn. 
 
 See, yonder poor, o'er labor'd wight 
 
 So abject, mean and vile, 
 AVho begs a brother of the earth 
 
 To give him leave to toil ; 
 And see his lordly fellow-worm 
 
 The poor petition spurn, 
 Unmindful tho a Aveeping wife 
 
 And helpless offspring mourn.
 
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 If I am doom'd yon lordling's slave, 
 
 By nature's hand design'd, 
 Why was an independent Avish 
 
 E'er planted in my mind ] 
 If not, why am I subject to 
 
 His cruelty, or scorn 1 
 Or why has man the will, or pow'r, 
 
 To make his fellow Mourn t 
 
 Yet let not this too much, my son, 
 
 Disturb thy youthful breast ; 
 This partial view of HUMAN KIND 
 
 Is surely not the last I 
 The poor, oppressed, honest man 
 
 Had never, sure, been born 
 Had there not been some recompence 
 
 To comfort those that Mourn. 
 
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 Death, the poor man's dearest friend, 
 
 The kindest, and the best ! 
 Welcome the hour my aged limbs 
 
 Are laid with thee at rest ! 
 The great, the wealthy, fear thy blow, 
 
 From pomp and pleasures torn ; 
 But Oh ! a blest relief for thosa 
 
 That, weary-laden mourn ! 
 
 Le fin.
 
 ( 42 ) 
 
 THE TWA DOGS : A TALE. 
 
 Twas in that place o' Scotland's isle 
 That bears the name of auld King Coil, 
 Upon a bonie day in June 
 AVhen wearing thro the afternoon, 
 TwA Dogs, that were na thrang at liame, 
 Foregather't ance upon a time. 
 
 The first I'll name, they ca't him Cesai:, 
 Was keepet for His Honor's pleasure ; 
 His hair, his size, his mouth, his lugs, 
 Show'd he was nane o' Scotland's dogs, 
 I>ut whelpet some place far abroad 
 Where Sailors gang to fish for cod. 
 His locket, letter't, braw brass-collar, 
 Show'd him the gentleman an' scholar ; 
 But, tho he was o' high degree, 
 The fient a pride na pride had he. 
 But wad hae spent an hour caressin 
 Even wi' a tinkler-gipsey's messjfn : 
 At Kirk or Market, Mill or Smiddie, 
 Xae tawtiet tyke, tho e'er sac dudie, 
 But he wad stan't, as glad to see him. 
 An' stroan't on stanes an' hillocks wi' him. 
 
 The tither was a ploughman's collie, 
 A rhymin, rantin, ravin-billie, 
 Wha for his friend an' comrade had him, 
 And in his freaks had LUATH ca'd him :
 
 ( 43 ) 
 
 After some dog in HIGHLAN SANG * 
 
 Was made lang-syne 1 — d knows how lang. 
 
 He was a gash an' faithfu' tyke 
 
 As ever lap a sheugh or dyke ! 
 
 His honest, sonsie, bawsen't face 
 
 Ay gat him friends in ilka place : 
 
 His breast was white, his towzie back 
 
 AVeel clad wi' coat o' glossy black ; 
 
 His gaussie tail, wi' upward curl, 
 
 Hung owre his hurdles wi' a swirl. 
 
 Nae doubt but they were fain o' ither, 
 
 An' unco pack an' thick the gither ; 
 
 Wi' social nose, whyles snuff't an' snowcket ; 
 
 Whyles mice an' modeworks they howket ; 
 
 Whyles scow'r't awa, in lang excursion, 
 
 An' worry't itlier for diversion ; 
 
 ♦Till tir'd at last wi' monie a farce 
 
 They set them down upon their a — se, 
 
 An' there began a lang digression 
 
 About the LORDS o' \he CKEATIOX. 
 
 CESAR. 
 
 I've aften wonder't, honest LUATH, 
 
 What sort o' life poor dogs like you have ; 
 
 An' when the gentry's life I saw, 
 
 What way poor bodies liv'd ava. 
 
 Our Laird gets in his racket rents, 
 
 His coals, his kaen an' a' his stents ; 
 
 He rises when he likes himsel ; 
 
 His flunkies answer at the bell. 
 
 He ca's his coach ; he ca's his horse ; 
 
 He draws a bonie, silken purse 
 
 As lang's my tail, where tliro the stocks
 
 ( 44 ) 
 
 The yellow, letter't Geordie keeks : 
 Frae morn to een it's nought but toilin 
 At bakin, roastin, fryin, boilin ; 
 An' tho the Gentry first are steghin, 
 Yet even the ha'-folk fill their peghin 
 Wi' sauce, ragouts, an' sic like trashtrie, 
 That's little short o' downright wastrie : 
 Our u-hipperin, wee, blasted wouner, 
 Poor worthless elf it eats a dinner 
 Better than onie TENANT-MAN 
 His HONOR has in a' the Ian' : 
 An' what poor cot-folk put their painch in 
 I own it's past my comprehension. 
 
 LUATH. 
 
 Trowth Cesar, whiles their fash'd enengh ; 
 A Cotter howkin in a sheugh, 
 Wi' dirty stanes biggin a dyke, 
 Bairin a quarry, an' sic like ; 
 Himsel, a Avife, he thus sustains, 
 A smytrie o' wee, dudie weans. 
 An' nought but his han-daurk to keep 
 Them right an' tight in thack an' raep, 
 An' when thev meet wi' sair disasters 
 Like loss o' health, or want o' masters, 
 Ye maist wad think, — a wee touch langer, 
 An' they maun starve o' cauld an' hunger : 
 But how it comes, I never kent yet, 
 They're maistly wonderfu' contented : 
 An' buirdly chiels, an' clever hizzies 
 Are bred in sic a way as this is.
 
 ( 45 ) 
 
 CESAR. 
 
 But then to see how ye're negleket, 
 How huff't an' cuff't an' disrespeket ; 
 
 L d man, our gentry care as little 
 
 For delvers, ditchers, an' sic cattle, 
 They gang as saucy by poor folk 
 As I would by a stinkin brock. 
 I've notic'd on our LAIRD'S COURT-DAY, 
 An' mony a time my heart's been wae ; 
 Poor Tenant-bodies, scant o' cash, 
 How they maun thole a Factor's snash ; 
 He'll stamp an' threaten, curse an' swear. 
 He'll apprehend them — poind their gear, 
 "While they maun stand wi' aspect humble, 
 An' hear it a' an' fear an' tremble. 
 I see how folk live that hae riches. 
 But surely poor folk maun be wretches. 
 
 LUATH. 
 
 There no sae wretched's ane wad think ; 
 Tho constantly on poortith's brink, 
 They're sae accustom't wi' the sight, 
 The view o't gies them little fright. 
 Then chance an' fortune are sae guided, 
 They're ay in less or mair provided ; 
 An' tho fatigu't wi' close employment, 
 A blink o' rest's a sweet enjoyment. 
 The dearest comfort o' their lives 
 Their grushie weans, an' faithfu' wives,
 
 ( 46 ) 
 
 The prattling things are just their pride 
 That sweetens a' their fire-side. 
 An whyles, twalpennie-worth o' nappy- 
 Can mak the bodies unco happy ; 
 They lay aside their j^rivate cares 
 An' mind the kirk an' state affairs, 
 Foretell what new taxation's comin, 
 An' wonder at the folk in Lon'on. 
 As bleak-fac'd Hallowmas returns, 
 They get the jovial, rantin Kirns, 
 When rural-life, in ev'ry station, 
 Unites in common recreation ; 
 Love blinks, Avit slaps, an' social Mirth 
 Forgets there's care upon the earth. 
 That merry day the year begins, 
 They barr the the door on frosty win's ; 
 The nappy reeks, wi' mantling ream. 
 An' sheds a heart-inspiring steam ; 
 The luntin pipe, the snishin mill, 
 Are handed round wi' right good-will ; 
 The cantie auld folk crackin crouse. 
 The young anes rantin thro the house — 
 My heart has been sae fain to see them 
 That I for joy hae barket Avae them. 
 Still it's owre true that ye hae said. 
 Sic game is now owre aften play'd ; 
 There's mony a creditable stock 
 O' decent, honest, fawson't folk 
 Are riven out baith root an' branch 
 Some rascal's pridefu' greed to quench ; 
 Wha thinks to knit himsel' the faster 
 In favour wV some gentle master, 
 Wha' aiblins, thrang a parliamenting 
 For Britain's good his saul indenting —
 
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 CESAR. 
 
 — Haith lad ye little ken about it, 
 
 For BRITAIN'S GUID ! guid faith I doubt it. 
 
 Say rather, gaun as PREMIERS lead him, 
 
 An' saying aye, or noe's they bid him : 
 
 At Operas an' Plays parading, 
 
 Mortgaging, gambling, masquerading ; 
 
 Or may be, in a frolic daft, 
 
 To Haiiue or Calais takes a waft 
 
 To make a tour an' take a whirl. 
 
 To learn bon-ton an' see the work 
 
 There, at Vienna, or Versailles, 
 
 He rives his father's auld entails ; 
 
 Or by Madrid he takes the rout, 
 
 To play Guittares an' fight wi' nowt ; 
 
 Or down Italian Vista startles, 
 
 Whore-hunting amang groves o' myrtles : 
 
 Then boAvzes drumlie German water 
 
 To make himsel look fair an' fatter, 
 
 An' purge the bitter ga's an' cankers 
 
 O' curst Venetian bores an' shankers. 
 
 For BRITAIN'S GUID ! for her destruction, 
 
 Wi' dissipation feud an' faction. 
 
 LUATH. 
 
 Hech man ! dear Sirs ! is that the gate 
 They spend sae mony a braw estate ! 
 Are we sae foughten an' harrass't 
 For gear to gan that way at last ! 
 O ! would they stay aback frae Cour.TS 
 An' please themsels wi' countra sports, 
 It would for ev'ry ane be better,
 
 ( 48 ) 
 
 The laird, the tenant, an' the cotter ; 
 For thae frank, rantin, ramblin billies, 
 Fient haet o' them's ill-hearted fellows ; 
 Except for breakin o' their timmer, 
 Or speakin lightly o' their limmer, 
 Or shootin o' a hare or moor-cock, 
 The ne'er a bit they're ill to poor-folk. 
 But mil ye tell me, Master Cesar, 
 Sure great-folk's life's a life o' pleasure ; 
 Nae cauld or hunger e'er can steer them. 
 The vera thought o't need na fear them. 
 
 CESAR. 
 
 L — d man, were ye but whyles where I am, 
 
 The Gentles ye wad ne'er envy them. 
 
 It's true, they need na starve or sweat 
 
 Thro winter's cauld, or summer's heat ; 
 
 They've nae sair wark to craze their banes, 
 
 An' fill auld age wi' grips an' graens ; 
 
 But human-bodies are sic fools, 
 
 For a' their Colledges an' Schools, 
 
 That when nae real ills perplex them. 
 
 They make enow themsels to vex them : 
 
 An' ay the less they hae to sturt them, 
 
 In like proportion, less will hurt them. 
 
 A countra fallow at his pleugh, 
 
 His ACRE'S till'd, (*done) he's right eneugh ; 
 
 A countra lassie at her wheel. 
 
 Her DIZZEN'S done, she's unco weel ; 
 
 But Gentlemen, an' Ladies warst, 
 
 Wi' even-down WANT 0' WARK they're curst. 
 
 They loiter, lounging, lank, an' lazy ; 
 
 Tho deil-haet ails them, they're uneasy;
 
 ( 49 ) 
 
 Their clays insipit, dull, an' tasteless; 
 Their nights unquiet, lang an' restless. 
 An' even their sports, like Balls an' races, 
 An' galloping thro public-places, 
 Ther's sic parade, sic pomp an' art, 
 The joy can scarcely reach the heart. 
 The Men cast out in party-matches. 
 Then sowther a' in deep debauches ; 
 Ae night they're mad wi' drink an' whoring 
 Niest day their life is past enduring. 
 The Ladies arm-in-arm in clusters, 
 As great an' gracious a' as sisters ; 
 But hear their absent thoughts of ither, 
 They're a' run-diels an' jads the gither. 
 Whyles owre the wee bit cup an' platie 
 They sip the scandal-potion pretty ; 
 Or lee-lang nights, wi' crabbed leuks. 
 Pore owre the devil's pictur't beuks ; 
 Stake on a chance a farmer's stackyard, 
 An' cheat like ony unhang'd blackguard. 
 There's some exceptions, man an' woman, 
 But this is gentry's life in common. 
 
 By this, the sun was out o' sight, 
 An' darker glomin brought the night : 
 The BUM-CLOCK hum'd wi' lazy drone ; 
 The kye stood rowtin in the loan ; 
 When up they gat, an' shook their lugs, 
 Rejoic'd they were na men but dogs ; 
 An' each took aff his sev'ral way, 
 Resolv'd to meet another day. 
 
 Le fin.
 
 ( 50 ) 
 
 * THE COTTER'S SATURDAY-NIGHT. 
 
 Let not Ambition mock their useful toil, 
 Their homely joys, and destiny obscure ; 
 
 Nor Grandeur hear with a disdainful smile 
 The short and simple annals of the Poor. 
 
 Gray's Elegy. 
 
 * This Title and Verse from Gray's Elegy are, in the IMS., inserted iii a 
 ppace close after "The Twa Dogs," then on the next page the follownig 
 transcript of 
 
 THE COTTER'S SATUEDAY-TEEN. 
 
 Inscribed to Mr ROBERT AITKEN, Ayr. 
 
 Let not Ambition mock their useful toil, 
 Their homely joys and destiny obscure ; 
 
 Nor Grandeur hear with a disdainful smile 
 The short and simple annals of the Poor. 
 
 Gray. 
 
 My Lov'd, my honor'd, much respected friend, 
 
 No mercenary Bard his homage pays ; 
 With honest pride I scorn each selfish end, 
 
 My dearest meed a friend's esteem and praise : 
 To you I sing, in simple Scottish lays, 
 
 The lowly train in life's sequester'd scene ; 
 The native feelings strong, the guileless ways, 
 
 What Aitken in a Cottage would have been ; 
 Ah ! tho his worth unknown, far happier there I ween !
 
 ( 51 ) 
 
 November chill hlaws loud with angry sugh, 
 
 The short'iiing winter-day is near a close, 
 Tlie miry beasts retreating frae the pleugli, 
 
 The black'ning flocks o' craws to their repose ; 
 The toil-Avorn Cotter frae his labour goes, 
 
 This night his weekly moil is at an end, 
 Collects his spades, his mattocks and his hoes, 
 
 Hoping the morn in ease and rest to spend ; 
 And weary o'er the moor his course does hameward bend. 
 
 At length his lonely Cot appears in view. 
 
 Beneath the shelter of an aged tree : 
 The expectant wee-things, tottlin, stacher thro 
 
 To meet their dad wi' flichterin noise an' glee, 
 His wee-bit ingle, blinking bonilie, 
 
 His clean heart-stane, his thrifty wifie's smile, 
 The lisping infant prattling on his knee, 
 
 Does a' his weary kiaugh an' care beguile, 
 And makes him quite forget his labor an' his toil. 
 
 Bclyve the elder bairns come drapping in. 
 
 At service out amang the farmers roun' ; 
 Some ca' the pleugli, some herd, some tentie rin 
 
 A canie errand to a neebor toun : 
 Their eldest hope, their Jenny, woman-grown, 
 
 In youthfu' bloom, love sparklin in her e'e. 
 Comes hame perhaps to show a braw new gown, 
 
 Or deposite her sair-won pcnnic-fee. 
 To help her parents dear, if they in hardship be.
 
 (• 52 ) 
 
 With joy unfeign'd brothers an' sisters meet, 
 
 And each for other's welfare kindly spiers ; 
 The social hours, swift-wing'd unnotic'd fleet ; 
 
 Each tells the uncos that he sees an' hears. 
 The parents, partial, eye their hopeful years, 
 
 Anticipation forward points the view ; 
 The mother, with her needle an' her sheers, 
 
 Maks auld claes leuk amaist as weel's the new 
 The father mixes a' with admonition due. 
 
 Their master's and their misstress's command, 
 
 The youngkers a' are warned to obey ; 
 And mind their labor with an eydent hand. 
 
 And ne'er tho out o sight, to jauk an' play. 
 "And O, be sure to fear the Lord alway ! 
 
 "And mind your duty duely, morn an' night ; 
 " Lest in temptation's path ye gang astray, 
 
 " Implore His counsel, an' asisting might : 
 " They never sought in vain, wha sought the Lord aright !''' 
 
 But hark, a rap comes gently to the door, 
 
 Jenny, wha kens the meaning o' the same. 
 Tells how a neebor lad cam o'er the moor 
 
 To do some errands, an' convoy her hame. 
 The wily mother sees the conscious flame 
 
 Sparkle in Jenny's e'e, an' flush her cheek, 
 With heart-struck, anxious care enquires his name. 
 
 While Jenny haflins is afraid to speak ; 
 Weel-pleased the Mother hears, itsnae wild, worthless rake.
 
 ( 53 ) 
 
 With kindly welcome Jenny brings him ben ; 
 
 A strappin youth, he takes the mother's eye : 
 Blythe Jenny sees the visit's no ill-ta'en ; 
 
 The father cracks of horses, pleughs an' kye : 
 The youngster's witless heart o'erflows wi' joy, 
 
 But blate an' laithfu', scarce can weel behave ; 
 The mother, wi' a woman's wiles can spy 
 
 What makes the youth sae bashfu' an' sae grave ; 
 Weel-pleas'd to think her bairn's respected like the lave. 
 
 O happy love ! where such en love is found ! 
 
 heart-felt raptures ! bliss beyond compare ! 
 I've paced long this Aveary mortal-round. 
 
 And sage Experience bids me this declare. 
 If Heaven a draught of Heavenly pleasure spare. 
 
 One cordial in this melancholy vale, 
 Tis when a youthful, loving, modest pair 
 
 In other's arms breathe out the tender tale, 
 Beneath the milk-white thorn, that scents the ev'ninggale. 
 
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 Is there in human form that bears a heart — 
 
 A wretch ! a villain ! lost to LOVE and TEUTH ! 
 That can with studied, sly, ensnaring art 
 
 Betray sweet Jenny's unsus})ecting youth 1 
 Curse on his perjur'd arts ! dissembling smooth! 
 
 Are Virtue, Conscience, Honor, all exil'd ] 
 Is there no pity, no relenting ruth. 
 
 Points to tlie Parents fondling o'er their child ! 
 Then paints the rui?id maid, and their distraction wild !
 
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 But now the supper crowns their simple board, 
 
 The healsome porritch, chief of Scotia's food ; 
 The soupe their only IlaicJde does afford, 
 
 That yont the haDan snugly chows her cood : 
 The dame brings forth, in complimental mood, 
 
 To grace the lad, her weel-hain'd kebbuck fell ; 
 An' aft he's prest, an' aft he ca's it good, 
 
 The frugal wifie, garrulous 'II tell 
 How 'twas a towmond auld, sin lint was i' the bell. 
 
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 The chearfu' supper done, with serious face, 
 
 They round the ingle form a circle wide ; 
 The Sire turns o'er, wi' Patriarchal grace, 
 
 The big hcC-Uhle, ance his father's pride : 
 His bonnet rev'rently is laid aside, 
 
 His lyart haffets wearing thin and bare, 
 Those strains that once did sweet in ZION glide, 
 
 He wales a portion with judicious care ; 
 And "LET US WORSHIP GOD" he says with solemn air. 
 
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 They chant their artless notes in simple guise ; 
 
 They tune their hearts, by far the noblest aim : 
 Perhaps Dundee's Avild-warbling measures rise, 
 
 Or plantive Martyrs, Avorthy of the name, 
 Or noble Elgin beets the Heaven-ward flame, 
 
 The sweetest far of Scotia's holy lays : 
 Compar'd with these, Italian trills are tame, 
 
 The tickled ears no heart-felt raptures raise, 
 Nae unison hae they with our CliEATOR'S praise.
 
 ( 55 ) 
 14 
 
 The priest-like father reads the sacred page, 
 
 How Abram was the friend of God on' high ; 
 Or Moses bade eternal warfare wage 
 
 With Amalek's ungracious progeny ; 
 Or how the royal Bard did groaning lye 
 
 Beneath the stroke of Heaven's avenging ire ; 
 Or Job's pathetic plaint and Availing cry : 
 
 Or rapt Isiah's wild, seraphic fire ; 
 Or other Holy Seers that tune the sacred lyre. 
 
 15 
 
 Perhaps the Christian volume is the theme, 
 
 How Guiltless blood for guilty man was shed ; 
 How He who bore in Heaven the second name, 
 
 Had not on Earth " whereon to lay His head : " 
 How His first followers and servants sped ; 
 
 The precepts sage they wrote to many a land; 
 How he who lone in Patnios banished, 
 
 SaAV in the sun a mighty angel stand, 
 And heard great Bab'lon's doom pronoune'd by Heaven's 
 command. 
 
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 Then kneeling down to Heaven's Eternal King, 
 
 The saint, the father, and the husband prays ; 
 Hope springs exulting on triumphant Aving, 
 
 That thus they all shall meet in future days ; 
 There, ever bask in uncreated rays, 
 
 Xo more to sigh, nor shed the bitter tear ; 
 Together hymning their Creator's praise, 
 
 In such Society yet still more dear ; 
 "While circling time moves round in an eternal sphere.
 
 ( 56 ) 
 17 
 
 Compar'd with this, how poor religion's pride 
 
 In all the pomp of method and of art, 
 AVhen men display to congregations Avide 
 
 Devotion's ev'ry grace except the heart ! 
 The POWE, incens'd, the pageant will desert, 
 
 The pompous strain, the sacredotal stole, 
 But haply in some Cottage far apart 
 
 May hear, well-pleas'd the language of the soul. 
 And in his book of life, the inmates poor enroll. 
 
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 Then homeward each take off their sev'ral way ; 
 
 The youngling Cottagers retire to rest ; 
 The Parent-pair their secret homage pay, 
 
 And proffer up to Heaven the warm request, 
 That He, who stills the raven's clam'rous nest, 
 
 And decks the lily fair in fiow'ry pride. 
 Would, in the way HIS WISDOM sees the best, 
 
 For them, and for their little-ones provide ; 
 But chiefly in their hearts with grace divine preside. 
 
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 From scenes like these old SCOTIA'S grandeur springs 
 
 That makes her lov'd at home, rever'd abroad ; 
 Princes and lords are but the breath of kintrs, 
 
 "An honest man's the noble work of God," 
 And certes, in fair VIRTUE'S heavenly road. 
 
 The Cottage leaves the Palace far Ijehind : 
 What is a lordling's pomp ? a cumbrous load, 
 
 Disguising oft the wretch of human kind, 
 Studied in arts of hell, in wickedness refin'd.
 
 ( 57 ) 
 20 
 
 SCOTIA ! my dear, my native soil ! 
 
 For whom my warmest wish to heaven is sent ! 
 Long may thy hardy sons of rustic toil 
 
 Be blest with health, and peace, and sweet content. 
 And ! may Heaven their simple lives prevent 
 
 From luxury's contagion, weak and vile ; 
 Then howe'er crowns, and coronets be rent, 
 
 A virtuous populace may rise the while. 
 And stand a wall of fire around their much lov'd isle. 
 
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 O thou ! who pour'd the patriotic tide 
 
 That streamed in great, unhappy Wallace' heart ; 
 Wha dar'd to, nobly, stem tyrannic pride. 
 
 Or nobly die, the second glorious part ; 
 (The Patriot's God, peculiarly THOU art. 
 
 His friend, inspirer, guardian and reward ;) 
 never, never SCOTIA'S realm desert, 
 
 Ijut still the Patriot, and the Patriot-Bard, 
 In bright succession raise her ornament and guard. 
 
 Le fin.
 
 ( 58 ) 
 
 THE AUTHOE'S EARNEST CRY AND 
 PRAYER TO THE RT. HON^^.^ AND 
 HON^.^^ THE SCOTCH REPRESENT- 
 ATIVES IN THE HOUSE OF COM- 
 MONS. 
 
 Dearest of Distillation ! last and best ! 
 How art thou lost ! — 
 
 Milton. 
 
 Ye Irish lords, ye knights and squires, 
 Wha represent our BURGHS an SHIRES, 
 An' dousely manage our affairs 
 
 In Parliament, 
 To you, a simple BARDIE'S pray'rs 
 
 Are humbly sent. 
 
 Alas ! my roopet Muse is hearse ! 
 
 Your HONOR'S hearts wi' grief 'twad pierce 
 
 To see her sitttin on her a — se, 
 
 Low i' the dust, 
 An' schriechin out prosaic verse. 
 
 An' like to brust ! 
 
 Tell them wha hae chief direction, 
 Scotland an' me's in great affliction 
 E'er sin they laid that curst restriction 
 
 On Aqua-vitae ; 
 An' rouse them up to strong conviction, 
 
 An' move their pity.
 
 ( 59 ) 
 
 Stand forth an' tell yon Premier Youtli 
 
 The honest, open, naked truth ; 
 
 Tell him o' mine an' Scotland's drouth. 
 
 His Servants humble ; 
 The muckle devil blaw jj^ou south 
 
 If ye dissemble ! 
 
 Does ony great man glunch an' gloom. 
 Speak out an' never fash your thumb ; 
 Let posts an' pensions sink or swoom 
 
 Wi' them wha grant them ; 
 If honestly they canna come, 
 
 Far better want them. 
 
 At gath'ring votes ye wasna slack, 
 Now stand as tightly by your tack ; 
 Ne'er claw your lug, an' fidge your back 
 
 An' hum an' haw, 
 I3ut raise your arm, an' tell your crack. 
 
 Before them a'. 
 
 Paint SCOTLAND greetin OAvre her thrisle ! 
 Her mutchkin-stoup as toom's a whisle ; 
 An' d — mn'd Excise-men in a busle 
 
 Siezin a Still, 
 Triumphant, crushin't like a mussle 
 
 Or laimitit shell ! 
 
 Then on the tither hand present her, 
 A blackc-uard Smuu2;ler ri<dit bchint her. 
 An' chcek-for-chow a chuffie Vinter 
 
 Colleaguin join, 
 Pkkin her pouch as bare as winter, 
 
 Of a' kind coin.
 
 ( 60 ) 
 
 Is there that bears the name o' Scot, 
 But feels his heart's-blood rising hot, 
 To see his poor auld Mither's pot 
 
 Thus dung in staves, 
 An' phmder'd o' her hindmost groat 
 
 By gallows knaves. 
 
 Alas ! I'm but a nameless wicrht, 
 
 Trod in the mire out o' sis-ht ; 
 
 But could I like Montgomeries fight. 
 
 Or gab like Boswel, 
 There's some sark-necks I would draw tight, 
 
 And tye some hose well. 
 
 God bless your HONORS, can ye see't, 
 The kind auld cantie carlin greet, 
 An' no get Avarmly to your feet, 
 
 An' gar them hear it, 
 An' tell them wi' a patriot heat 
 
 Ye winna bear it. 
 
 Some o' you nicely ken the laws 
 To round the period an' pause. 
 An' with rhetoric clause on clause 
 
 To make harangues ; 
 Then cchoe thro Saint Stephen's wa's 
 
 Auld Scotland's wrancrs. 
 
 'O"- 
 
 Dempster, a true-blue Scot I'se warran, 
 Thee, aith-detesting, chaste Kilkerran, 
 An' that glib-gabbet Highlan Baron, 
 
 The Laird o' Graham, 
 And ane, a chap that's d — mn'd auld farran, 
 
 Dundass his name.
 
 ( 61 ) 
 
 Erskine, a spunkie norlan-billie, 
 True Campbels, Frederic an' Illay, 
 An' Livistone, the bauld Sir Willie, 
 
 An' mony ithers, 
 "Whom auld Demosthenes or Tally 
 
 Might own for brithers. 
 
 * This verse expung'd. 
 
 Thee Sodger Hugh — my icatchrnan stentcd, 
 
 If Bardies e'er are represented ; 
 
 I ken if that your sword were ivanted 
 
 Ye'd lend your hand, 
 But when there's ought to say anent if^ 
 
 Ye'er at a stand. 
 
 Eouse up my boys, exert your mettle. 
 
 To get (*your mither) auld Scotland back her kettle ; 
 
 Or faith I'll wad my new pleugh-pettle, 
 
 Ye'll see't or lang, 
 She'll teach you wi' a reekin whittle 
 
 Anither sang. 
 
 This whyle She's been in crankous mood, 
 Her lost Militia fir'd her blood, 
 (Deil nor they never mair do good 
 
 Play'd her that pliskie ;) 
 An' now she's like to rin red-wood 
 
 About her whiskie. 
 
 An' 1 — d if ance they pit her till't. 
 Her tartan petticoat she'll kilt, 
 An' durk an' })istol at her belt 
 
 She'll tak the streets. 
 An' rin her whittle to the hilt 
 
 I* the first she meets. 
 
 ' These words in It.Uic are in the Poet's writing on the margin of the M.S., 
 anil the Terse alluded to follows in Italic.
 
 ( G2 ) 
 
 For g — d sake Sirs, then speak her fair, 
 An' straik her canie wi' the hair, 
 An' to the muckle house rejiair 
 
 Wi' instant speed, 
 An' strive Avi' a' your wit an' lear 
 
 To get remead. 
 
 Yon ill-tongu'd tinkler, Charlie Fox, 
 May taunt you wi' his jeers an' mocks ; 
 But gie him't het, my hearty cocks, 
 
 E'en cowe the cadie ; 
 An' send him to his dicin box. 
 
 An' sportin lady. 
 
 Tell yon good-blood of auld Boconnock's, 
 
 I'll be his debt twa mashlum bonnocks, 
 
 An' drink his health in auld Nanse Tinnock's 
 
 Nine times a week. 
 If he some scheme like tea an winnocks 
 
 Would kindly seek. 
 
 Could he some Commutation broach, 
 I'll pledge my aith in good braid Scotch, 
 He need na fear their foul reproach, 
 
 Nor erudition, 
 Yon mixtie-maxtie, queer liotch-j)otch, 
 
 The Coalition. 
 
 Auld Scotland has a raucle ton^nie ; 
 She's just a devil wi' a rung ; 
 An' if she promise auld or young 
 
 To tak their part, 
 Tho' by the neck she sud l)e strung, 
 
 She'll no desert.
 
 ( 63 ) 
 
 An' now, ye chosen five an' forty, 
 
 May still your mither's heart support je ; 
 
 Then, though a Minister grow dorty 
 
 An' kick your place, 
 Ye'll snap your fingers, poor an' hearty, 
 
 Before his face. 
 
 God bless your HONORS, a' your days, 
 Wi' sowps o' kail, an' brats o' claese, 
 In spite of a' the thievish kaes 
 
 That haunt St. Jamies, 
 Your humble Bardie sings an' prays, 
 
 While Rab his name is : 
 
 POST-SCRirX. 
 
 Let half-starv'd slaves in warmer skies, 
 See Vines, an' wines, an' olives rise, 
 Their lot auld Scotland ne'er envies, 
 
 But blythe an' friskie. 
 She eyes her free-born, martial boj^s 
 
 Tak afF their whiskie. 
 
 What tho their Phebus kinder warms. 
 While fragrance blooms, an' beauty charms, 
 AVlien wretches range, in famish'd swarms. 
 
 The scented groves ; 
 Or hounded forth, dishonor arms 
 
 In hungry droves. 
 
 Their gun's a burden on their shouther ; 
 They downa Ijidc the stink o' pouther ; 
 Their bauldcst thought's a hank'rin swither 
 
 To stand, or rin ; 
 Till skclp, — a shot, they're afF a throuthcr, 
 
 To save their skin.
 
 ( 64 ) 
 
 But bring a Scotch-man frae his hill, 
 Clap in his cheek a highlan gill, 
 Say, such is royal George's will. 
 
 An' there's the foe. 
 He has nae thought but how to kill 
 
 Twa, at a blow. 
 
 Nae cauld, faint-hearted doubtings teaze him ; 
 Death comes, with fearless eye he sees him ; 
 With bloody hand a welcome gies him ; 
 
 An' when he fa's. 
 His latest draught o' breathin lea'es him 
 
 In faint huzzas. 
 
 Sages their solemn een may steek, 
 An' raise a philosophic reek, 
 An' physically causes seek 
 
 In clime an' season ; 
 But tell me whiskie's name in Greek, 
 
 I'll tell the reason. 
 
 Scotland, my auld, respected Mither, 
 Tho whyles ye moistify j^our leather, 
 Till whaure ye sit, on craps o' heather, 
 
 Ye tine your dam, 
 Freedom an' whisky gang the gither, 
 
 Tak afF your dram.
 
 ( 65 ) 
 
 ADDRESS TO J. SMITH. 
 
 Friendship ! mysterious cement of &c. 
 
 Dear Smith, the sleest pawkie thief 
 That e'er attempted stealth or rief, 
 Ye surely hae some warloc-brief 
 
 Owre human hearts, 
 For ne'er a bosom yet was prief 
 
 Against your arts. 
 
 *A verse wanting here. 
 
 *Vide last page of the hook. 
 
 *For me, I swear by sun and moon, 
 An' ev'ry star that blinks aboon, 
 Ye've cost me twenty pair o' shoon, 
 
 Just gaun to sec you ; 
 An' ev'ry ither pair that's doon 
 
 Mair taen I'm wi' you. 
 
 * Tliia is the Terse alluded to as beinR on the last pape of the Poet's MS. 
 Biiok, hut placed in its proper order for cunvenieuce iu reading. 
 
 £
 
 ( 66 ) 
 
 Just now I've ta'en the fit o' rhyme, 
 My barmie noddle's workin prime, 
 My Fancy yerked up sublime, 
 
 Wi' hasty summon ; 
 Hae ye a leisure moment's (j^JFill ye lay-hye a ivee 
 
 ivhyles) time 
 
 An' hear what's comin. 
 
 iSee last page. 
 
 jSome rhyme hecause they like to clash, 
 
 An' gie a neebor's name a lash; 
 
 An' some (vain thought) for needfu^ cash ; 
 
 An' some for fame; 
 For me, I string my dogg-rel trash 
 
 For fun at hame. 
 
 fSome rhyme, a neebor's name to lash ; 
 Some rhyme (vain thought) for needfu' cash ; 
 Some rhyme to court the kintra clash, 
 
 An raise a din ; 
 For me, an aim I never fash, 
 
 I rhyme for fun. 
 
 The star that rules my luckless lot 
 
 Has fated me the russet coat. 
 
 An' damn'd my fortune to the groat, 
 
 But in requit, 
 Has blest me with a random shot 
 
 0' countra wit. 
 
 \ This verse in Italic is struck out l)y the Poet, and the one fonowiiijj i:* 
 Kub.-itituteil anil brought into its proper place from the last page of the MS.
 
 ( 67 ) 
 
 This whyle my notion's ta'en a sklent 
 To try my fate in guid black prent, 
 But still the mair I'm that way bent 
 
 Something cries, " hoolie, 
 "I red you honest man tak tent, 
 
 Ye'll show your folly. 
 
 There's ither Poets, much your betters ; 
 Far-seen in Greek, deep men o' letters, 
 Hae thought they had ensur'd their debtors 
 
 A' future ages; 
 Now moths deform in shapeless 
 
 Their unknown pages. 
 
 Then farewel hopes o' laurel boughs 
 To garland my poetic brows; 
 Henceforth I'll roA^e where busy ploughs 
 
 Are Avhistliug thrang, 
 An' tell the lanely heights an' howes 
 
 My rustic sang. 
 
 I'll wander on with tentless heed, 
 How never-halting moments speed, 
 Till fate shall snap the brittle thread ; 
 
 Then, all unknown, 
 I'll lay me Avi' th' inglorious dead, 
 
 Forgot an' gone 
 
 But why o' Death begin a tale, 
 
 Just now I'm livin, sound an' heal; 
 
 Then top, an' main-top (*hoist) croud the sail 
 
 (*AU luinds aloft) Heave Care owre side 
 An' large l)cfore enjoyment's gale 
 
 Let's (*send adriji) take the ti<le. 
 
 * Cancelled in the MS.
 
 ( 68 ) 
 
 This life, sae far's I understand, 
 
 Is a' inchanted fairy-land, 
 
 An' pleasure is the magic-wand, 
 
 That wielded right, 
 Mak's hours like minutes, hand in hand, 
 
 Dance by fu' light. 
 
 '['he magic-wand then let us wield. 
 For ance that five an' forty's specl'd, 
 »See crazy, weary joyless eild, 
 
 Wi' wrinkl'd face. 
 Comes hostin, hirplin o'er the field, 
 
 Wi' creepin' pace. 
 
 When ance life's day draws near the glomin. 
 Then farewel vacant, careless roamin, 
 An' farewel chearfu' tankards foamin, 
 
 An' social noise ; 
 An' farewel dear bewitching woman, 
 
 The joy of joys. 
 
 life! how pleasant is thy morning, 
 \'oung fancy's rays the hill adorning ; 
 Cold-pausing, caution's lessons scorning. 
 
 We frisk away, 
 iiike School-boys at th' expected warning 
 
 To joy an' play. 
 
 We wander there, we wander here, 
 AVe eye the rose upon the brier, 
 I'nmindful that the thorn is near, 
 
 Among the leaves ; 
 An' tho the puny wound appear. 
 
 Short while it grieves.
 
 ( 69 ) 
 
 Some lucky find a flow'ry spat 
 
 For which they never toil'd nor swat ; 
 
 They drink the sweet, an' eat the fat, 
 
 Butt care or pain, 
 And eye the barren, hungry hut 
 
 With high disdain. 
 
 With steady aim, some Fortune chace, 
 Keen hope does ev'ry sinew brace, 
 Thro fair, thro foul they urge the race, 
 
 An' sieze the prey, 
 Then cozie in some canie place, 
 
 They close the day. 
 
 And others, like your humble servan, 
 Poor wights ! nae rules nor roads observin. 
 To right or left eternal swervin, 
 
 They zig-zag on ; 
 Till curst with age, obscure an' starvin, 
 
 They aften groan. 
 
 Alas ! what bitter toil an' straining — 
 But truce with peevish, poor complaining ; 
 Is fortune's fickle Luna waning 1 
 
 E'en let her gang ; 
 Beneath what light she has remaining 
 
 Let's sing our sang. 
 
 My pen I here fling to the door, 
 
 An' kneel, ye Pow'rs, an' warm implore, 
 
 Tho I should wander Terra o'er, 
 
 In all her climes, 
 (Jrant me but this, I ask no more, 
 
 Ay routh o' rhymes.
 
 ( 70 ) 
 
 Gie dreepin roasts to countra lairds, 
 Till icicles hing frae their beards ; 
 Gie fine braw claese, to fine life-guards, 
 
 An' Maids of Honor ; 
 An' jdll an' whiskie gie to cairds 
 
 Until they sconner. 
 
 A Title, Dempster merits it ; 
 ('*IIonor, gie that tae Willie Pit) 
 A Garter gie tae Willie Pit ; 
 (*If he goes on to merit it;) 
 Gie wealth to some beledger'd cit, 
 
 In cent per cent ; 
 But gie me real, sterling wit, 
 
 An' I'm content. 
 
 While you are pleas'd to keep me heal, 
 I'll sit down o'er my scanty meal, 
 Be't water-brose, or muslin-kail, 
 
 Wi' chearfu' face, 
 As lang's the Muses dinna fail 
 
 To say the grace." 
 
 An anxious e'e I never throws 
 Behint my lug, or by my nose ; 
 I jouk beneath misfortune's blows, 
 
 As weels I may ; 
 Sworn foe to sorrow, care, an' prose, 
 
 I rhyme away. 
 
 O ye guid folk wha live by rule. 
 Grave, tideless blooded, calm an' cool, 
 Compar'd wi' you fool, fool, fool, 
 
 How much unlike ! 
 Your (* lives) hearts are just a standing pool, 
 
 Your lives a dyke. 
 * Cancelled in the MS.
 
 ( 71 ) 
 
 Xae hare-brain'd, sentimental traces 
 In your unletter'd, nameless faces ; 
 In arioso trills an' graces 
 
 Ye never stray, 
 But gravissimo, solemn basses, 
 
 Ye hum away. 
 
 Ye are sae grave, nae doubt ye're wise, 
 
 Nae ferly tho ye do despise 
 
 The hairum-skairum, ram-stam boys, 
 
 The rantin squad ; 
 I see ye upward cast your eyes, — 
 
 Ye ken the road. — 
 
 Whilst I, — but I shall baud me there — 
 AVi' you I'll scarce gang onie where — 
 Then Jamie I shall say nae mair, 
 
 But quat my sang ; 
 Content wi' you to make a pair 
 
 Whaure'er I gang.
 
 ( 72 ) 
 WINTER, A DIRGE.— 
 
 Tune — McPherson, (*Composecl in Winter J, 
 
 The wintry west extends his blast, 
 
 And hail and rain does blaw ; 
 Or the stormy north sends driving forth 
 
 The blinding sleet and snaw ; 
 Wild (* While) tumbling, brown, the burn comes down, 
 
 And roars frae bank to brae ; 
 While bird and beast in covert rest. 
 
 And pass the heartless day. 
 
 " The sweeping blast the sky o'ercast"^" "- Dr Youmj. 
 
 The joyless winter day, 
 Let others fear, to me more dear 
 
 Than all the pride of May : 
 The tempest's howl, it soths my soul, 
 
 My griefs it seems to join ; 
 The leafless trees, my fancy please, 
 
 Their fate resembles mine. 
 
 Thou Pow'r supreme ! Avhose mighty scheme, 
 
 These woes of mine fulfil. 
 Here firm I rest, they must be best, 
 
 Because they are THY WILL : 
 Then all I want, (0 do Thou grant 
 
 This one request of mine ;) 
 Since to enjoy Thou dost deny, 
 
 ! help me to resign. 
 
 * CanceUed in the MS.
 
 ( 73 ) 
 
 AN EPISTLE TO DAVY: 
 
 A BROTHER POET.' 
 
 Jan: 1785. 
 
 While Avinds frae aff Bein-lowmond blaAV ; 
 An' baiT the doors \vi' drivin snaw, 
 
 An hing us owre the ingle; 
 I set me down, to pass the time, 
 An' spin a verse or twa o' rhyme 
 
 In hamely westlin' jingle. 
 While frosty winds blaw in the drift 
 
 Ben to the chimla lug, 
 I grudge a we the Great- folks gift 
 
 That live sae bien an snug : 
 
 I tent less, an' want less, 
 Their roomy fireside ; 
 
 But hanker, an' canker. 
 To see their cursed pride.
 
 ( 74 ) 
 2 
 
 It's hardly in a body's pow'r 
 
 To keej), at times, frae being sow'r 
 
 To see how things are shar'd ; 
 How best o' chiels are whyles in want, 
 While coofs on countless thousands rant, 
 
 An' kens na how to ware't ; 
 But Davy lad, ne'er fash your head, 
 
 Tho we hae little gear, 
 Were fit to win our daily bread 
 
 As lang's we're hale an' feir ; 
 
 Mair spier na, nor fear na, 
 Auld age ne'er mind a feg ; 
 
 The last o't, the warst o't, 
 Is only but to beg. 
 
 To lye in kilns, an' barns, at een, 
 When banes are craz'd, an' blood is thin, 
 
 Is doubtless great distress ; 
 Yet then Content could mak us blest. 
 E'en then, sometimes we'd snatch a taste 
 
 0' truest happiness : 
 The honest heart that's free frae a' 
 
 Intended fraud or guile, 
 However fortune kick the ba'. 
 
 Has ay some cause to smile, 
 
 An' mind still, ye'll find still, 
 A comfort this nae sma', 
 
 Nae mair then we'll care then, 
 Nae farther we can fa'.
 
 ( 75 ) . 
 
 4 
 
 "What tho like commoners of air 
 We wander out, we know not where, 
 
 Butt either house or hal, 
 Yet nature's charms, the hills an' woods, 
 The SAveeping vales, an' foaming floods, 
 
 Are free alike to all. 
 In days when daizies deck the ground, 
 
 An' blackbirds whistle clear, 
 With honest joy our hearts will bound 
 
 To see the coming year : 
 
 On braes when we please then, 
 "We'll sit an' sowthe a tune ; 
 
 Syne rhyme till't we'll time till't, 
 An' sing't when we hae done. 
 
 It's no in titles, nor in rank. 
 
 It' no in Avealth like Lon'on bank. 
 
 To purchase peace an' rest ; 
 It's no in makin muckle mair. 
 It's no in books, it's no in lear. 
 
 To mak us truly blest : 
 If happiness hae not her seat 
 
 An' center in the breast. 
 We may be wif.e, or rich, or great. 
 
 But never can be blesst. 
 
 Nae treasures, nor pleasures. 
 Could mak us happy lang : 
 
 The heart ay's the part ay. 
 That maks us right or \\ rang.
 
 ( 76 ) 
 
 6 
 
 Think ye, that sic as you an' I, 
 
 Wha drudge an' drive thro wat an' dry 
 
 Wi' never-ceasing toil, 
 Think ye, are we lest blest than they, 
 Wha scarely tent us in their way, 
 
 As hardly worth their while I 
 Alas ! how aft, in haughty mood, 
 
 God's creatures they oppress ; 
 Or else, neglecting a' that's good, 
 
 They riot in excess ! 
 
 Baith careless an' fearless. 
 Of either Heaven or Hell, 
 
 Esteeming an' deeming 
 It a' an idle tale. 
 
 Then let us chearfu' acquiesce, 
 Nor mak our scanty pleasures less 
 
 Wi' pining at our state ; 
 An' even, should misfortunes come, 
 I here Avha sit (*Yet here I sit) has met wi' some, 
 
 An's thankfu' for them yet: 
 They gie the wit o' age to youth. 
 
 They let us ken oursel. 
 They make us see the naked truth, 
 
 The real good an' ill. 
 
 Tho losses, an' crosses. 
 Be lessons right severe, 
 
 There's wit there ye'll get there, 
 Ye'll find nae other where 
 
 * Cancelled in the MS.
 
 ( 77 ) 
 
 8 
 
 But tent me Davy, ace o' hearts, 
 
 (To say ought less, wad wrang the cartes. 
 
 An' flatt'ry I detest ;) 
 This life has joys for you an' I, 
 An' joys that riches ne'er could buy, 
 
 An' joys the very best ; 
 There's a' the pleasures o' the heart, 
 
 The Lover an' the Frien' ; 
 Ye hae your Meg, your dearest part, 
 
 An' I, my darlin Jean. 
 
 It warms me, it charms me 
 To mention but her name ; 
 
 It heats me, an' beets me, 
 An' sets me a' on flame ! 
 
 9 
 
 all ye Powr's who rule above ! 
 Thou whose very self art Love ! 
 
 Thou know'st my words sincere I 
 The life-blood streaming thro my heart, 
 Or my more dear Immortal part, 
 
 Is not more fondly dear ! 
 "When heart-corroding care an' grief, 
 (*Iii ft' my share of care an' grief) 
 
 (* Which fate has largely given,) 
 Deprive my soul of rest, 
 Her dear idea brings relief 
 (*My hope, my comfirt an' relief,) 
 
 An' solace to my breast. 
 (*Are thoughts o* her an' Heaven.) 
 Thou Being All-seeing ! 
 
 hear my fervent pray'r ! 
 Still take her an' make her 
 Thy most p(^culiar care. 
 
 • Cancelled in the MS.
 
 ( 78 ) 
 
 10 
 
 All-hail, ye tender feeling dear ! 
 The smile of Love, the friendl}^ tear, 
 
 The sympathetic glow ! 
 Long since, this world's thorny ways 
 Had number'd out my weary days, 
 
 Had it not been for you ! 
 Fate still has blest me with a friend 
 
 In ev'ry care an' ill. 
 And oft, a more endearing band, 
 
 A tye more tender still, 
 
 It lightens an' brightens 
 The tenebrific scene, 
 
 To meet with, an' greet with 
 My Davy, or my Jean. 
 
 11 
 
 O, how that name inspires my style ! 
 The words come skelpin rank an' file, 
 
 Amaist before I ken ! 
 The ready measure rins as fine 
 As Phebus, an' the famous nine, 
 
 Were glowrin owre my pen. 
 My spaviet Pegasus '11 limp 
 
 Till ance he's fairly het. 
 An' then he'll hilch, an' stilt, an' jump, 
 
 An' rin an' unco fitt : 
 
 But least then, the beast then 
 Should rue this hasty ride, 
 
 I'll light now, an' dight now 
 His sweaty, wisen'd hide. 
 
 Le fin.
 
 ( 79 ) 
 
 THE DEATH, AN' DYIN' WORDS 0' 
 POOE MAILIE — MY AIN PET 
 YOWE — AN UNCO MOUENFU' 
 TALE. 
 
 As Mailie, an' her lambs the gitlier, 
 AVas ae day nibblin on the tether, 
 Upon her cloot she coost a hitch 
 ,.An' owre she warls't i' the ditch ; 
 There, groanin, dyin she did lye, 
 When Hughock he cam doytan bye, 
 Wi' glowrin een, an' lifted hands, 
 Poor Hughoc like a statue stands; 
 He saw her days were near-hand ended, 
 But, waes-my-heart ! he could na mend it ! 
 He gapet wide, but naething spak, 
 A length poor Mailie silence brak. 
 
 O Thou, whase lamentable Aice 
 Appears to mourn my woefu' case ! 
 My dyin words attentive hear. 
 An' bear them to My master dear. 
 
 Tell him, if e'er again he keep 
 As muckle gear as buy a sheep, 
 O' bid him never tyc them mair.
 
 ( 80 ) 
 
 Wi' wicked strings o' hemp or hair 
 But ca' them out to park, or hill, 
 An' let them wander at their will : 
 So may his flock increase an' grow 
 To scores o' lambs, an' packs of woo'. 
 
 Tell him, he was a Master kin', 
 An' ay was guid to me an' mine ; 
 An' now my dyin charge I gie him, 
 My helpless lambs, I trust them wi' him. 
 0' bid him save their harmless lives 
 Frae dogs, an' tods, an' butcher's knives I 
 But gae them guid cow-milk their fill. 
 Till they be fit to fen themsel ; 
 An' tent them duely, een an' morn, 
 AVi' taets o' hay, an' rips o' corn. 
 O ! may they never the gaits 
 Of ither vile, wunrestfu' pets ! 
 To slink thro' slaps, an' reave an' steal, 
 At stacks o' pease, or stocks o' kail ; 
 So may they, like their great forbears. 
 For monie a year come thro' the sheers ! 
 So wives '11 gie them bits o' bread, 
 An' bairns greet for them when they're dead I 
 
 My poor toop-lamb, my son an' heir, 
 0, bid him breed him up wi' care ! 
 An' if he live to be a beast, 
 To pitt some bavins in his breast, 
 An' warn him ay, at ridin time. 
 To stay content wi' yowes at hame ; 
 An' no to rin an' wear his cloots. 
 Like ither menseless, graceless brutes.
 
 ( 81 ) 
 
 An' neist my yowie, silly thing, 
 Guid keep thee frae a tether string ! 
 O, may thou ne'er foregather up 
 Wi' onie blastiet moorla toop : 
 But ay keep mind to moop an' mell 
 Wi' sheep o' credit like thysel. 
 
 An' now my bairns, wi' my last breath, 
 I lea'e my blessin wi' you baith ; 
 An' when ye think upo' your mither, 
 IMind to be kind to ane anither. 
 
 Now honest Hughoc, dinna fail 
 To tell my Master a' my tale ; 
 An' bid him burn this cursed tether. 
 An' for thy pains, thou's get my blether. 
 This said, Poor Mailie turn'd her head, 
 An' clos'd her een amang the dead. 
 
 POOR MAILIE'S ELEGY. 
 
 Lament in rhyme, lament in prose, 
 Wi' saut-tears tricklin down your nose ; 
 Poor Kobin's fate is at a close, 
 
 Past a' remead ! 
 The last, sad, ca})c-stane of his woes ! 
 
 Poor Maile's dead ! 
 
 It's no the loss o' warl's gear 
 
 That could sae bitter draw the tear, 
 
 Or gar poor Robin, dowie, wear 
 
 The mournin weed ! 
 He's lost a frien' an' ncebor dear 
 
 In Mailie dead !
 
 ( 82 ) 
 Vide next page. 
 
 I wat she was a yowe o' sense, 
 An' could behave hersel wi' mense ; 
 I'll say't, she never brack a fence 
 
 Thro thievish greed : 
 Now Robin, lanely, keeps the spence 
 
 Sin Mailie's dead ! 
 
 *She teas nae get d runted rams, 
 Wi' tvoo' like gaits, an' legs like trams ; 
 She teas theflow'r d Fairlie lamhs, 
 
 A famous breed ! 
 Now Robin, greetin, chows the hams 
 0' Mailie dead 1 
 
 Wae-worth the man ! wha first did shape 
 That wile, wunchancie thing, a raep ! 
 It gars guid fellows girn an' gape 
 
 Wi' choakin dread ; 
 An' Eobin's bonnet wave wi' crape 
 
 For Mailie dead ! 
 
 O a' ye Bards on bonie Doon ! 
 
 Or wha on Aire your chanters tune, 
 
 Come join the melancholious croon 
 O' Robin's reed ! 
 
 His heart '11 never get aboon ! 
 
 His Mailie's dead ! 
 
 * This verse in Italic is Cancelled in the JIS.
 
 ( 83 ) 
 
 He's lost a friend and neebor dear 
 In Mailie dead. 
 
 Ay whare he gaed, she trotted by him ; 
 
 A hing half-mile she could descry ; 
 
 AVi' kindly bleat Avhen she did spy him 
 
 She ran wa' speed : 
 A friend mair faithfu' ne'er cam nich him 
 
 Than Mailie dead. 
 
 I wat she was &,c 
 
 keeps the Spence 
 
 Sin Mailie's dead 
 
 At times he wanders up the howe, 
 
 Her living image in her yowo 
 
 Comes bleating till him owre the knowe 
 
 For bits o' bread ; 
 .Vu' doun the Ijriny pearls rowe 
 
 For Mailie dead. 
 
 Slie was nae get o' Moorland tips, 
 
 Wi' tautiet ket an' hairy hips ; 
 
 For her forbears were brought in ships ; 
 
 Frae yont the Tweed : 
 A bonier fleesh ne'er cross'd tlie clips, 
 Than Mailie's dead. 
 
 AVae worth the man &c
 
 ( 84 ) 
 
 Glencairn Kirk, Thursday even : 
 
 My Dear Sir, 
 
 Smellie's Philosophy of Xatnral 
 Histor}^ I had lent to Mr. Findlater, and he is in Edin^ at 
 present.— I tell you this because I hate breaking a pro- 
 mise, were it even to the most (aj ' ^ ^ * * 
 ******* that ever * ^ ,, * * * * 
 ***** ni^^ch less to a Man whose head is a 
 credit and whose heart is an honor to the works of God. 
 That Misconduct or Mischance may never put a 
 weapon in the hands of Ill-luck to wound your peace, is- 
 the prayer of 
 
 EOBT. BUEXS. 
 
 ]Mr. Wm, Stewart, 
 Closeburn. 
 
 (a) a few words here completely erased from the MS.
 
 ( 85 ) 
 
 LETTER TO DAVID STAIG, Esq., 
 Dumfries. 
 
 I know, Sir, that anything Avhich relates to the Burgh 
 of Dumfries's interests will engage your readiest attention, 
 so shall make no apology for this letter. I have been 
 for some time turning my attention to a branch of your 
 good town's revenue, where I think there is much to 
 amend ; I mean the " Twa pennies " on Ale. The 
 Brewers and Victuallers within the jurisdiction pay 
 accurately ; but three Common Brewers in the Bridgend 
 whose consumpt is almost entirely in Dumfries, pay 
 nothing ; Annan Brewer, who daily sends in great 
 quantities of ale, pays nothing ; because in both cases, 
 Ale Certificates are never asked for : and of all the 
 English Ale, Porter, &c. scarcely any of it pays. For my 
 part, I never recorded an Ale Certificate in Dumfries, and I 
 know most of the other Officers are in the same predicament. 
 It makes no part of our official duty, and besides, untill 
 it is universally assessed, on all Dealers, it strikes me as 
 injustice to assess one. I know that our Collector has a 
 per centage on the Collection, but as it is no great object to 
 liim, he gives himself no concern about what is brought in 
 to the town. The Supervisor would suit you better. 
 He is an abler and a keener man, and, what is all-important 
 in the business, such is his official influence over, and 
 power among, his Off"*., that were he to signify that 
 such was his wish, not a "pennie" would be left un- 
 collected. It is by no means the case with the Collector. 
 The Off'"', are not so immediately among his hands, and 
 they would not pay the same attention to his mandates.
 
 ( 8G ) 
 
 Your Brewers here, the Eichardsons, one of Avhom, 
 Gabriel, I survey, pay annually in "twa pennies," about 
 thirtj' pounds ; and they complain, with great justice, of 
 the unfair balance against them, in their competition 
 with the Bridgend, Aiman, and English Traders. As 
 they are respectable characters, both as Citizens and 
 Men of Business, 1 am sure they Avill meet Avith every 
 encouragement from the Magistracy of Dumfries. For 
 their sakes partly I have interested myself in this 
 business, but still much more on account of many 
 obligations which I feel myself to lie under to Mr Staig's 
 civility and goodness. 
 
 Could I be of the smallest service in any thing which 
 he has at heart, it would give me great pleasure. I have 
 been at some pains to acertain Avhat your annual loss on 
 this business may be, and I have reason to think that it 
 will amount fully to one third of Avhat you at present 
 receive. 
 
 These crude hints. Sir, are entirely for your private 
 use. I have by no means any wish to take a sixpence 
 from Mr Mitchel's income : nor do I wish to serve Mr 
 Findlater : I wish to shew any attempt I can, to do any 
 thing that might declare with what sincerity I have the 
 honor to be, 
 
 ■) Sir, your obliged humble servt., 
 
 Friday Noon, > 
 
 ) EOBT. BURNS. 
 
 P.S. — A variety of other methods might be pointed 
 out, and will easily occur to your reflection on the subject. 
 
 E. B.
 
 ( 87 ) 
 
 LASSIE WI' THE LINTWHITE LOCKS. 
 
 Chorus 
 Lassie wi' the lintwhite locks, 
 
 Bonie lassie, artless lassie, 
 Wilt thou Avi' me tent the flocks, 
 
 Wilt thou be my dearie 0. 
 
 Now Nature deeds the floAvery lea, 
 And a' is young and sweet like thee ; 
 O Avilt thou share its joys wi' me, 
 
 And say thou'lt be my dearie 0. 
 
 Lassie &c. 
 
 The primrose bank, the wimpling burn, 
 The cuckoo on the milkwhitc thorn, 
 The wanton lambs at early morn 
 
 Shall welcome thee my dearie 0. 
 
 Lassie «S:c. 
 
 And when the welcome simmer shower 
 Has chear'd each drooping little flower. 
 We'll to the breathing woodbine bower 
 At sultry noon my dearie 0. 
 
 Lassie &c.
 
 ( 88 ) 
 
 When Cynthia h'ghts, wi' silver ray, 
 The weary shearer's hameward way, 
 Thro' yellow waving fields we'll stray 
 And talk o* love my dearie 0. 
 
 Lassie &c. 
 
 And when the howling wintry blast 
 Disturbs my lassie's midnight rest, 
 Enfaulded to my faithfu' breast, 
 
 I'll comfort thee my dearie 0. 
 
 Lassie &c.
 
 ( 89 ) 
 
 A BALLAD. 
 
 Last May a braw wooer cam doon the lang gleii, 
 
 And sair wi' his love he did deave me; 
 I said, there was neathing I hated like men, 
 
 The deuce gae wi'm to believe me, believe me, 
 
 The deuce gae Avi'm to believe me. 
 
 He spake o' the darts in my bonie black een, 
 
 And vow'd for my love he was dying ; 
 I said, he might die when he liked for Jean, 
 
 The Lord forgie me for lying, for lying, 
 
 The Lord &c. 
 
 A weel-stocked mailin, himsel for the luird, 
 
 And bridal off-hand, were his proffers; 
 I never loot on that I kend it or car'd, 
 
 But thought I might hae waur offers, waur offers, 
 
 But thought &c. 
 
 But what wad ye think I in a fortnight or less, 
 
 Tlic deil tak his taste to gae near her ! 
 He up the laug loan to my black cousin, Bess, 
 
 fiuess ye how, the jade! I could bear her, could bear her, 
 
 Ckiess &c. 
 
 J>ut a' the neist week as I petted wi' care, 
 
 I gaed to the tryste o' Dalgarnock, 
 And wha but my fine fickle lover was there, 
 
 I glowr'd as I'd seen a warlock, a warlock, 
 
 I glowr'd &c.
 
 ( 90 ) 
 
 But owrc my left shoulder I gae him a blink, 
 Lest neebours might say I was saucy ; 
 
 My wooer he caper'd as he'd been in drink, 
 And vow'd I was his dear lassie, dear lassie, 
 And &c. 
 
 I spierd for my cousin fu' couthy and sweet, 
 
 Gin she had recover'd her hearin, 
 And how her new shoon fit her auld shachl'd feet, 
 
 But Heavens ! how he fell a swearin, a swearin, 
 
 But &c. 
 
 He begged, for Gudesake ! I wad be his wife, 
 Or else I wad kill him wi' sorrow ; 
 
 So, e'en to preserve the poor body in life, 
 
 I think I maun wed him tomorrow, tomorrow, 
 I think I maun wed him tomorrow. 
 
 Note as to Burns Manuscripts. 
 
 The Letter tuas uritten hj the Poet ivhen he resided in 
 Dumfries, and is addressed on the back to "David Staig, Esq. 
 Provost of Dumfries,^' ivho was J gent for the Bank of Scotland 
 in that Town. That Letter and the Manuscripts beginning 
 "Lassie U'V the lint ivhite locks" and "Last May a brcm icooer 
 cam doon the lang glen," luere delivered by Mr David Staig, 
 liuttevant., Ireland, son of Provost Staig, to my deceased uncle, 
 Edward Murray Dacre, Banker, Fermoy, Ireland, and by the 
 latter bequeathed to me. Mr Dacre served his app'enticesiiip 
 v'ith Provost Staig. 
 
 WILLIAM D'ACPE ALDEP. 
 Dumfries, 26 Ap-il, 1881.
 
 ( 91 ) 
 
 TO MR EGBERT MUIR, 
 KILMARNOCK. 
 
 With a copy of " The Calf." 
 
 (Cunningham, 1834.) 
 
 My Friend imy Brother. — Warm recollection of an 
 absent Friend presses so hard on my heart, that I send 
 him the prefixed bagatelle, pleased with the thought that 
 it will greet the Man of my bosom, and be a kind of dis- 
 tant Language of Friendship. 
 
 You will have heard that poor Armour has repaid my 
 amorous mortgages double. A very fine boy and girl 
 have awakened a thought and feelings that thrill, some 
 with tender pressure, and some Avith foreboding anguish, 
 thro' my soul. 
 
 The poem was nearly an extemporaneous production, 
 on a wager with Mr Hamilton that I would not produce 
 a poem on the subject in a given time. 
 
 If you think it worth while, read it to Charles 
 [Samson], and Mr Wm. Parker; and if they chuse a 
 copy of it, it is at their service, as they are men whose 
 friendship I shall be proud to claim, both in this world 
 and that which is to come. 
 
 I believe all hopes of staying at home will be abortive, 
 but more of this when, in the latter end of next week, 
 you shall be troubled with a visit from — my Dr Sir, 
 your most devoted, 
 
 MossGiEL, Friday Noon. [ EOBT. BURNS. 
 
 ..}
 
 ( 92 ) 
 
 TO MR ROBERT AINSLIE, 
 EDINBURGH. 
 
 Ellisland, SOth June, 1788. 
 
 My dear Sir, — I just now rec'd your brief Epistle ; 
 and to take vengeance on your laziness, I have, you see, 
 taken a long sheet of writing paper, and begun at the top 
 of the page, intending to scribble on to the very last 
 corner. 
 
 I am vexed at that affair of the girl, but dare not en- 
 large on the subject until you send me your direction, as 
 I suppose that Avill be altered on your late Master and 
 Friend's death. I am concerned for the old fellow's 
 exit, only as I fear it may be to your disadvantage in 
 any respect — for an old man's dying ; except he have been 
 a very benevolent character, or in some particular situation 
 of life, that the Avelfare of the Poor or the Helpless 
 depended on him, I think it an event of the most trifling 
 moment to the world. Man is naturally a kind, benevo- 
 lent animal, but he is dropt into such a daran'd needy 
 situation here in this vexatious world, and has such a 
 whoreson, hungry, growling, multiplying pack of Neces- 
 sities, Appetites, Passions, and Desires about him, ready 
 to devour him for want of other food; that in fact he 
 ynust lay aside his cares for others that he may look 
 properly to himself. Every One, more or less, in the 
 words of the old Scots Proverb "Has his cods in a
 
 ( 93 ) 
 
 cloven stick, and maun wyse them out the best ■way he 
 can." You have been imposed upon in paying Mr Miers 
 for the profile of a Mr Hamilton. I did not mention it 
 in my letter to you, nor did I ever give Mr Miers any 
 such order. I went once, indeed, Avith young Hamilton 
 
 of B , to shew him some profiles I was getting 
 
 done for Mrs BLACKLOCK, and he sat to Miers of his 
 own accord to send it as he said to a SAveetheart; but for 
 my own part, I would as soon think of ordering a Profile 
 of Tibby Nairn or Julie Rutherford as of such a contemp- 
 tible puppy as H . I beg you will take the trouble 
 
 to return the profile to Mr Miers: I have no objection to 
 lose the money, but I won't have any such Profile in my 
 possession. I desired the Carrier to pay you, but as I men- 
 tioned only 15sh. to him, I will rather inclose you a guinea 
 note. I have it not indeed to spare here, as I am only 
 a sojourner in a strange land in this place; but in a day 
 or two I return to Mauchline, and there I have the Bank- 
 notes through the house like salt permits. 
 
 There is a great degree of folly in talking unnecessarily 
 of one's private affairs. I have just now been interrupted 
 by one of my new neighbours, who has made himself abso- 
 lutely contemptible in my eyes by his silly, garrulous 
 })ruriency. I know it has been a fault of my own too ; 
 but from this moment I abjure it as I would the service 
 of Hell ! Your Poets, spendthrifts, and other fools of that 
 kidney, pretend forsooth to crack their jokes on Prudence; 
 but 'tis a squalid Vagabond glorying in his rags. Still, 
 Imprudence respecting money-matters is much more par- 
 donable than imprudence respecting character. I have no 
 objection to prefer prodigality to avarice, in some few 
 instances ; but I appeal to your observation, if you have 
 not met, and often met, with the same disengenuousness, 
 the same hollow-hearted insincerity, and disintegritive^
 
 ( 94 ) 
 
 depravity of principle, in the hackneyed victims of Pro- 
 fusion, as in the unfeeling children of Parsimony. I have 
 every possible reverence for the much-talked-of world 
 beyond the Grave, and I wish that which Piety believes, 
 and Virtue deserves may be all matter of fact ; but in 
 things belonging to, and terminating in this present scene 
 of Existence, man has serious and interesting business on 
 hand. Whether a man shall shake hands Avith Welcome 
 in the distinguished elevation of Respect, or shrink from 
 Contempt in the abject corner of Insignificance. Whether 
 he shall wanton under the Tropic of Plenty, at least, enjoy 
 himself in the comfortable latitudes of easy Convenience, 
 or starve in the Arctic circle of dreary Poverty. Whether 
 he shall rise in the manly consciousness of a self-approving 
 mind, or sink beneath a galling load of Regret and 
 Remorse — these are alternatives of the last moment. — 
 
 You see how I preach, — You used occasionally to 
 sermonize too ; I wish you would, in charity, favor me 
 with a sheet full in your own way. At any rate write me 
 with your convenience, to let me know your direction. 
 I admire the close of a letter Lord Bolingbroke writes to 
 Dean Swift : " Adieu, dear Swift ! with all thy faults I 
 love thee entirely ; make an effort and love me with all 
 mine ! " Humble servt., and all that trumpery, is now 
 such a perversion, such a Sodomy of Language, that 
 Honest Friendship, in her sincere way, must have recourse 
 to her primitive, simple — Farewell ! R. B. 
 
 P.S. — I am a subscriber to Ainslie's large map of 
 Scotland, if you are in the shop, please ask after the 
 progress ; and when published, secure me one of the 
 earliest Impressions of the Plate. Forgive me for all this 
 trouble. — I seldom see a Newspaper, so do not know the 
 state of Publications, the Stage, «&;c. R. B.
 
 ( 95 ) 
 
 HOLY WILLIE'S PRAYER. 
 
 And Send the Godly in a pet to pray. — 
 
 Pope. 
 
 Thou that in the heavens does dwell ! 
 Wha, as it pleases best Thysel, 
 
 Sends ane to heaven and ten to h — 11, 
 A' for Thy glory ; 
 
 And no for ony guid or ill 
 
 They've done before Thee ! 
 
 1 bless and praise Thy matchless might, 
 When thousands Thou has left in night. 
 That I am here before Thy sight, 
 
 For gifts and grace, 
 A burning and a shining light, 
 To a' this place. 
 
 "What was I, or my generation, 
 That I should get such exaltation ? 
 I, who deserv'd most just damnation 
 
 For broken laws, 
 ►Sax thousand years ere my creation 
 
 Thro' Adam's cause. 
 
 Yet I am here, a chosen sample. 
 
 To show Thy grace is great and ample ; 
 
 I'm here, a pillar o' Thy temple. 
 
 Strong as a rock ; 
 A guide, a ruler and example 
 
 To a' Thy flock.
 
 ( 96 ) 
 
 But j^et, L — d, confess I must, 
 At times I'm fash'd wi' fleshly lust ; 
 And sometimes too in Avarldly trust 
 
 Vile Self gets in : 
 But Thou remembers we are dust, 
 
 Defil'd wi' sin. 
 
 O L — d yestreen Thou kens wi' Meg- 
 
 Thj' pardon I sincerely beg : 
 O, may't ne'er be a livin plague, 
 
 To my dishonor ! 
 And I'll ne'er lift a lawless leg 
 
 Again upon her ! 
 
 Besides, I further maun avow, 
 AVi' Leezie's lass three times 1 trow- 
 But L — d, that Friday I Avas fou 
 
 When I cam near her ; 
 Or else. Thou kens, Thy servant true 
 
 Wad never steer her. 
 
 Maybe Thou lets this fleshly thorn 
 
 Buffet Thy servant e'en and morn 
 
 Lest he owre proud and high should turn 
 
 That he's sae gifted : 
 If sae, Thy hand maun e'en be borne 
 
 Untill Thou lift it. 
 
 L — d bless Thy Chosen in this place. 
 For here Thou has a Chosen race ; 
 But G — d confound their stubborn face 
 
 And blast their name, 
 Wha bring their rulers to disgrace 
 
 And public shame.
 
 ( 97 > 
 
 L — (1 mind Gaun Hamilton's deserts ; 
 
 He drinks, and swears, and plaj's at cartes, 
 
 Yet has sae mony taking arts 
 
 Wi' Great and Sma', 
 Frae G — d's ain Priest the people's hearts 
 
 He steals awa. 
 
 And when we chasten'd him therefore 
 Thou kens how he bred sic a splore, 
 And set the warld in a roar 
 
 0' laughin at us : 
 Curse Thou his basket and his store. 
 
 Kail and potatoes. 
 
 L — d hear my earnest cry and pray'r 
 
 Against that Presbytry of Ayr ! 
 
 Thy strong right hand, L — d mak it bare 
 
 Upo' their heads ! 
 L — d visit them and dinna spare, 
 
 For their misdeeds ! 
 
 O L — d, my G — d, that glib-tongu'd Aiken, 
 My vera heart and flesh are quakin, 
 To think how I sat, sweatin, shakin, 
 
 And pish'd wi' dread, 
 While Auld wi' hingin lip gaed sneakin 
 
 And hid his head. 
 
 L — d in Thy day o' vengeance try him ! 
 L — d visit him wha did employ him ! 
 And pass not in Thy mercy by them, 
 
 Nor hear their prayer. 
 But for Thy people's sake destroy them, 
 
 And dinna spare I 
 a
 
 ( 98 ) 
 
 But L — d remember me and mine 
 AVi' mercies temporal and di\^ne ; 
 That I for grace and gear may shine, 
 
 Excell'd by nana ! 
 And a' the glory shall be Thine, 
 
 AMEN! AMEN!
 
 ( 99 ) 
 
 OCCASIONAL ADDRESS, 
 SPOKEN BY MISS FONTENELLE ON 
 HER BENEFIT-NIGHT, DECR. 4th, 
 
 1793. — WEITTEX BY MR. BUHXS. 
 
 DUMPRIES THEATRE. 
 
 Still anxious to secure your partial favor, 
 And not less anxious sure, this niglit than ever, 
 A Prologue, Epilogue, or some such matter, 
 'Twould vamp my Bill, thought I, if nothing better j 
 So, sought a Poet, roosted near the skies. 
 Told him, I came to feast my curious eyes ; 
 .Said, nothing like his "works was ever printed, 
 Ai\i\ last, my Prologue-business, slily hinted. 
 
 Ma'am, let nic tell you, quoth my Man of Eliymes, 
 I know your bent — these are no laughing times ; 
 Can you, but Miss, I own I have my fears, 
 Dissolve in pause — and sentimental tears — 
 AVith laden sighs, and solemn-rounded sentence, 
 Itouse from his sluggish slumbers, fell Repentence ; 
 Paint Vengeance, as he takes his horrid stand, 
 AVaving on high the desolating brand, 
 Calling the storms to bear him o'er a guilty Land ! 
 
 I could no more — askance the creature eyeing. 
 D'ye think, said I, this face was made for crying 1 
 I'll laugh, that's pos — nay more, the world shall know it ; 
 And so, your servant, gloomy Master Poet.
 
 ( 100 ) 
 
 Firm as my creed, Sirs, 'tis my fix'd belief, 
 That Misery's another word for Grief : 
 I also think — so may I be a Bride ! 
 That so much laughter, so much life enjoy 'd. 
 
 Thou man of crazy care, and ceaseless sigh, 
 Still under bleak Misfortune's blasting eye ; 
 Doom'd to that sorest task of man alive — 
 To make three guineas do the work of five ; 
 Lausfh in Misfortune's face — the beldam witch ! 
 
 O 
 
 Saj, you'll be merry — tho' you can't be rich. 
 
 Thou other man of care, the wretch in love, 
 Who long with jiltish arts and airs hast strove ; 
 Who, as the boughs all temptingly project, 
 Measur'st, in desp'rate thought — a rope — thy neck — 
 Or, where the beetling cliffs o'erhang the deep 
 Peerest, to meditate the healing leap : 
 For shame ! for shame ! I tell thee, thou art no man : 
 This for a giddy, vain, capricious woman ? 
 A creature, though I say't, you know, that should not ; 
 Eidiculous with her idiot, " Would and Would not." 
 Wouldst thou be cur'd, thou silly, moping elf? 
 Laugh at her follies ; laugh e'en at thyself : 
 Learn to despise those frowns, now so terrific ; 
 And love a kinder — that's your grand specific I 
 
 To sum up all — be merry ! I advise ; 
 And as we're merry, may we still be wise.
 
 ( 101 ) 
 
 EPISTLE TO A YOUNG FKIEND. 
 
 :Mossgiel, loth May, 1786. 
 
 I LANG liae thought, my youthfu' friend, 
 
 A something to have sent you, 
 Tho' it should serve nae other end, 
 
 Than just a kind memento: 
 But how (*ichatj the subject-theme may gang, 
 
 Let time an' chance determine; 
 Perhaps it may turn out a Sang; 
 
 Perhaps, turn out a Sermon, 
 
 Ye'll try the world soon, my lad, 
 
 An' ANDREW dear believe me, 
 Ye'll find mankind an unco squad, 
 
 An' muckle they may grieve ye. 
 For care an' trouble set your thought, 
 
 Ev'n when your view's attained; 
 An' a' your schemes may come to nought 
 
 Where ev'ry nerve is strained. 
 
 Yet they wha fa' in Fortune's strife. 
 
 Their fate we should na censure; 
 For still th' IMPORTANT END o' Life 
 
 Tliey equally may answer: 
 A man may liac an honest heart, 
 
 Thu' Poortith hourly stare him; 
 A man may tak a ueebor's part, 
 
 Yet hae nae Cash to spare him. 
 
 * Cancelleil in the MS.
 
 ( 102 ) 
 
 I'll no say, men are villains a' ; 
 
 The real, harden'd wicked, 
 Wlia liae nae check but human law, 
 
 Are to a few restric'ed : 
 But gen'rally, mankind are weak. 
 
 An' little to be trusted ; 
 If Self the Avavering balance shake. 
 
 It's rarely right adjusted. 
 
 Ay, free, afF-han', your story tell. 
 
 When wi' a bosom crony ; 
 But still keep something to yoursel, 
 
 Ye scarcely tell to ony. 
 Conceal yersel as weel's ye can, 
 
 Frae critical dissection ; 
 But keek thro' ev'ry other man, 
 
 Wi' sharpen'd, sly inspection. 
 
 The sacred lowe o' weel-placed LoYE, 
 
 Luxuriantly indulge it; 
 But never tempt th' illicit rove, 
 
 Tho' naething should divuldge it. 
 I wave the quantum o' the sin ; 
 
 The hazard of concealing ; 
 But Och ! it hardens a' within, 
 
 And petrifies the feeling ! 
 
 If ye hae made a step aside. 
 
 Some hap-mistake o'ertaen you, 
 Yet, still keep up a decent pride. 
 
 An' ne'er owre far demean you. 
 Time comes wi' kind, oblivious shade, 
 
 An' daily darker sets it ; 
 An', if na-mae mistakes are made, 
 
 The world soon forgets it.
 
 ( loa ) 
 
 To catch Dame Fortune's golden smile, 
 
 Assiduous wait upon her ; 
 An' gather gear by ev'ry wile 
 
 That's justifi'd by Honor. 
 Not for to hide it in a hedge, 
 
 Nor for a train-attendant, 
 But for the glorious priviledge 
 
 Of being independant. 
 
 The fear-o'-Hell's a hangman's whip 
 
 To haud the wretch in order, 
 But where you feel jour HoNorw grip. 
 
 Let that ay be your border. 
 The slighest touches, — instant pause^ 
 
 Debar a' side-pretences. 
 An' resolutely keep its Laws, 
 
 Uncaring consequences. 
 
 The Great CEEATOR to revere. 
 
 Must, sure, become the creature, 
 But still the preaching-cant forbeai', 
 
 An' ev'n the rigid feature. 
 Yet ne'er with Wits prophanc to range. 
 
 Be complaisance extended; 
 An atheist-laugh's a poor exchange 
 
 For Deity offended! 
 
 When ranting round in Pleasure's ring, 
 
 lieligion may be blinded; 
 Or if she gic a random-sting, 
 
 It may be little minded: 
 But when on Life we're tempest-driv'n, 
 
 A Conscience butt a canker — 
 A Correspondence fix'd wi' Heav'n — 
 
 Is sure a noble anchor !
 
 ( 104 ) 
 
 Fareweel ! dear, amiable j'-outli! 
 
 Your HEART can ne'er be wanting : 
 IMay Prudence, Fortitude an' Truth 
 
 Erect your brow undaunting ! 
 In ploughman-phrase " GOD send you speed,' 
 
 Still daily to grow wiser; 
 An' may ye better reck the rede, 
 
 Than ever did th' Adviser ! 
 
 KOBt. BUENS.
 
 ( 105 ) 
 
 TAM 0' SHANTEK. 
 
 A TALE. 
 
 When chapmen billies leave the street, 
 And drouthy neebors, neebors meet ; 
 As market-days are wearing late, 
 And folk begin to take the gate ; 
 While we sit bowsing at the napp}', 
 And getting fou, and unco happy, 
 "We think na on the lang Scots miles, 
 The mosses, waters, slaps and styles, 
 That lie between us and our hame, 
 "Where sits our sulky sullen dame. 
 Gathering her brows like gathering storm, 
 Xursing her wrath to keep it warm. 
 
 This truth fand honest Tam o' Siiantek, 
 As he frae Ayr ac night did canter : 
 (Auld Ayr, whom ne'er a town surpasses, 
 For honest men, and bonie lasses.) 
 
 Tam ! hadst thou but been sae wise, 
 As taen thy ain wife Kate's advice ! 
 .She tauld thee weel thou was a skellum ; 
 A blethrin, blusterin, drunken blellum :
 
 ( lOG ) 
 
 That frae Xovember till October, 
 Ae market-day thou was na sober : 
 That ilka melder, wi' the miller, 
 Thou sat as lang as thou had siller : 
 That every naig was ca'd a shoe on, 
 The smith and thee gat roarin fou on : 
 That at the L — d's house, even on Sunday, 
 Thou drank wi' Kirkton Jean till Monda}". 
 She prophesied, that late or soon. 
 Thou wad be found, deep drown'd in Doon ; 
 Or catch'd wi' warlocks in the mirk, 
 By Aloway's auld, haunted Kirk. 
 
 Ah, gentle dames ! it gars me greet, 
 To think how mony counsels sweet. 
 How mony lengthen'd, sage advices, 
 The husband frae the wife despises ! 
 
 But to our tale : ae market night, 
 Tam had got j)lanted unco right ; 
 Fast by an ingle, bleezin finely, 
 AVi' reaming swats that drank divinely : 
 And at his elbow, Souter Johnie, 
 His ancient, trusty, drouthy crony ; 
 Tam lo'ed him like a very brither, 
 The}' had been fou for weeks thegither. 
 The night drave on wi' sangs and clatter, 
 And ay the ale was grooving better : 
 The landlady and Taji grew gracious, 
 Wi' secret favors, sweet and precious : 
 The Souter tauld his queerest stories ; 
 The landlord's laugh was ready chorus : 
 The storm without might rair and rustle, 
 Tam did na (*carej mind the storm a whistle. 
 
 * Cancelled in the MS.
 
 ( 107 ) 
 
 J Care, mad to see a man sae liappj^, 
 X E'en drown'd himsel amang the nappy : 
 As bees flee liame, ( '^laden ici'J Avi' lades o' treasure, 
 (*llk) The minutes wing'd (*its) their Avay wi' pleasure 
 Kings may be blest, but Tam was glorious, 
 O'er a' the ills o' life victorious ! 
 
 But Pleasures are like poppies spread, 
 You sieze the flower, its bloom is shed ; 
 Or like the snow, falls in the river, 
 A moment white, then melts for ever ; 
 Or like the Borealis' race, 
 That flit ere j- ou can point their place ; 
 Or like the rainbow's lovely form, 
 Evanishing amid the storm : 
 Nae man can tether Time or Tide, 
 The hour approaches Tam maun ride ; 
 That hour, o' Xight's black arch the key-stane, 
 That dreary hour Tam {*taks) mounts his beast in ; 
 And sic a night (*Tam) he took the road in, 
 As ne'er poor Sinner was abroad in. 
 
 The wind blew as 'tAvould blawn its last, 
 The rattling showers rose on the blast. 
 The speedy gleams the darkness swallowed, 
 Loud, deep, and king, the thunder bellowed : 
 That night, a child might understand 
 The deil had business on his hand. 
 
 "Weel mounted on his grey meare, JNIeg, 
 A better never lifted leg, 
 Tam skelpit on thro' dub and mire. 
 Despising wind, and rain, and fire ; 
 
 t Tliesc two lines aio written on the margin of the MS. 
 * Cancelled in the MS.
 
 ( 108 ) 
 
 Whiles liolding fast his gude blue bonnet ; 
 Whiles crooning o'er an aukl Scots sonnet ; 
 Whiles glowring round wi' anxious cares, 
 Lest bogles catch him unawares : 
 Kirk-Aloway was drawing nigh, 
 Where ghaists and houlets nightly cry. 
 
 By this time he was cross the ford, 
 Where in the snaw the chapman smoor'd ; 
 And past the birks, and meikle stane, 
 Where drunken Charlie brak 's neck-bane ; 
 And thro' the whins, and by the cairn. 
 Where hunters fand the murder'd bairn ; 
 And near the (*tree) thorn, aboon the well, 
 Where Mungo's mither hang'd hersel': — 
 Before him DoON pours all his floods ; 
 The doubling storm roars thro' the Avoods ; 
 The lightnings flash frae pole to pole ; 
 Near, and more near, the thunders roll : 
 When, glimmering thro' the groaning trees, 
 Kirk-Aloway seem'd in a bleeze ; 
 Thro' ilka bore the beams were glancing. 
 And loud resounded mirth and dancing. 
 
 Inspiring, bold John Barleycorn ! 
 What dangers thou canst make us scorn ! 
 Wi' tippeny, we fear nae evil ; 
 Wi' usquabae, we'll face the devil! 
 The swats sae rcam'd in T^\3IMIe'.s noddle. 
 Fair play, he car'd na deils a boddle ; 
 But Maggy stood, right sair astonish'd, 
 Till, by the heel and hand admonish'd. 
 She ventured forAvard on the light. 
 And, AVOW, Tam saw an unco sight! 
 
 * Cancelled in the MS.
 
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 "Warlocks and witches in a dance, 
 Nae cotillon brent new frae France, 
 But hornpipes, jigs, strathspeys, and reels, 
 Put life and mettle in their heels. 
 A winnock-bunker in the east, 
 There sat auld Nick in shape o' beast : 
 A towzie tyke, black, grim, and large, 
 To gie them music was his charge : 
 He screw'd the pipes and gart them skirl, 
 Till roof and rafters a' did dirl. — 
 f*The torches clivib around the v:a\ 
 Infernal fires, Uue-Ueezing a' ;) 
 ''Coffins stood round, like open presses, 
 "That shaw'd the Dead in their last dresses ; 
 "And (by some devilish cantraip slight,) 
 "Each in its cauld hand held a light. — 
 By which heroic Tam was able 
 To note upon the haly table ; 
 A murderer's banes, in gibbet-airns ; 
 Twa span-lang, wee, unchristen'd bairns ; 
 A thief, new-cutted frae a rape, 
 Wi' his last gasp his gab did gape ; 
 Five tomahawks wi' blude red-rusted ; 
 Five scymitars wi' murder crusted ; 
 ( *Seven gallons pins ; three hangman's vhifllcs : 
 A raw o' weel seal'd Doctors' Lotties ; ) 
 A garter, which a babe had strangled ; 
 A knife a father's throat had mangled, 
 Whom his ain son of life bereft. 
 The gray-hairs yet stack to the heft : 
 Wi' mair of horrible and awefu', 
 Which even to name wad Ijc unlawfu'. 
 
 a Tliese four lines are on the margin of tlio MS. anil were substituted by 
 tlie Poet for his precuetliiii; two lines in Italic. 
 
 * CancuUoil in the MS.
 
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 Three Lawj^ers' tongues, tiirn'tl inside out, 
 "Wi' lies seam'd like a beggar's clout ; 
 Three Priests' hearts, rotten black as muck, 
 Lay stinking, vile, in every neuk. 
 
 As Tam.aite glowr'd, amazed, and curious, 
 The mirth and fun grew fast and furious ; 
 The Piper (*quick arid quicker) loud and louder blew, 
 The Dancers quick and quicker flcAv; 
 They reel'd, they set, they cross'd, they cleekit, 
 Till ilka Carlin swat and reekit, 
 And coost her duddies on the wark. 
 And linket at it in her sark! 
 
 'Now Tam ! Tam ! had thae been queans, 
 A' plump and strappin in their teens ! 
 Their sarks, instead o' creeshie flainen, 
 Been snaw- white, seventeen-hunder linnen; 
 Thir breeks o' mine, my only pair, 
 That ance wore plush o' gude blue hair, 
 I wad hae gien them off" my hurdles, 
 For ae blink o' the bonie burdies ! 
 But wither'd beldams, auld and droll, 
 Rigwoodie hags wad spean a foal, 
 Loupin an flingin on a crummock, 
 I wonder did na turn thy stomach. 
 
 But Tam kend what was what fu' brawlie ; 
 There was ae winsome wench and walie, 
 That night enlisted in the core, 
 (Lang after kend on CAiiRiCK-shore ; 
 For mony a beast to dead she shot, 
 And perish'd mony a bonie boat. 
 And shook baith meikle corn and bear. 
 And kept (held) the Country-side in fear :) 
 
 * Cancelled in the MS.
 
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 Her cutt3^-sark o' Paisley harn, 
 That Avhile a lassie she had worn, 
 In longitude the' sorely scanty, 
 It was her best, and she Avas vauntie. — 
 Ah, little thought thy reverend graunie, 
 That sark she coft for her wee Nannie, 
 Wi' twa pund Scots, ('twas a' her riches,) 
 Should ever grac'd a dance o' witches ! 
 
 But here, my Muse her wing maun cour, 
 Sic flights are far beyond her power ; 
 To sing, how Nannie lap and flang, 
 (A souple jad she was, and Strang ;) 
 And how Ta^i stood, like ane bewitch'd, 
 And thought his very een enrich'd ; 
 Even Satan glowr'd, and fidg'd fu' fain. 
 And hotch'd and blew wi' might and main : 
 Till, first ae caper, syne anither, 
 Ta:m lost his reason a' thegither, 
 And roars out, — "Weel done, Cutty-sark 1" 
 And in an instant all was dark : 
 And scarcely had he Maggie rallied, 
 When out the hellish legion sallied. 
 
 As bees bizz out, wi' angry fyke, 
 "When plundering herds assail their bykc ; 
 As open Pussie's mortal foes, 
 When, pop, she starts before their nose ; 
 As eager runs the market-croud, 
 When, "catch the thief! " resounds aloud ; 
 So flaggy runs, the witches follow, 
 Wi' inony an eldritch skriech and hollow. 
 
 Ah, Ta:^i ! Ah, T.ni ! thou'll get thy fairin ! 
 In hell they'll roast thee like a herrin !
 
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 In vain, thy Kate awaits thy coniin ! 
 Kate soon will be a woefu' woman ! 
 'Sow, do thy speedy utmost, Meg, 
 And win the key-stane o' the brig ; 
 There, at them thou thy tail may toss, 
 A running stream they dare na cross : 
 But ere the key-stane she could make, 
 The fient a tail she had to shake ! 
 For Xannie, far before the rest, 
 Hard upon noble Maggy prest, 
 And flew at Tam wi' furious ettle, 
 But little (kend) wist she Maggy's mettle ; 
 Ae spring brought off her master hale, 
 But left behind her ain gray tail : 
 The Carlin claught her by the rump, 
 And left poor Maggie scarce a stump. 
 
 Now, wha this Tale o' truth shall read, 
 Each Man and mother's son take heed : 
 AVhene'er to Drink you are inclin'd, 
 Or Cutty-sarks rin in your mind. 
 Think, ye may buy the joys o'er dear, 
 licmember Tam-o'-Shanter's meare.
 
 ( 113 ) 
 
 LAMENT OF MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS. 
 
 Now Nature hangs her mantle green, 
 
 On every (*spreadhig) blooming tree; 
 And spreads her sheets o' daisies white, 
 
 Out o'er the grassy lea : 
 Now Phebus chears the crystal streams, 
 
 And glads the azure skies, 
 But nought can glad the weary wight 
 
 That fast in durance lies. 
 
 Now laverocks wake the merry morn, 
 
 Aloft on dewy wing; 
 The merle, in his noontide bower, 
 
 Makes woodland echoes ring : 
 The mavis mild, wi' mony a note, 
 
 Sings drowsy day to rest : 
 In love and freedom they rejoice, 
 
 Wi' care nor thrall opprest. 
 
 • Cancelled in tbo MS. 
 H
 
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 3 
 
 Now blooms the lily by the bank, 
 
 The primrose down the brae ; 
 The hawthorn's budding in the glen, 
 
 And milk-white is the slae : 
 The meanest hind in fair Scotland 
 
 May rove these sweets amang, 
 But I, the Queen of a' Scotland, 
 
 Maun lie in jDrison strong. 
 
 I was the Queen o' bonie France, 
 
 Where happy I hae been; 
 Fu' lightly rose I on the morn, 
 
 As blythe lay doon at e'en : 
 And I'm the Sovereign of Scotland, 
 
 And mony a traitor there ; 
 Yet here I lie in foreign bands. 
 
 And never-ending care. 
 
 But as for thee, thou false woman. 
 
 My sister and my Fae, 
 Grim Vengeance yet shall whet a sword 
 
 That thro' thy soul shall gae! 
 The weeping blood in woman's breast 
 
 Was never known to thee; 
 Nor th' balm that (* melts at) drops on wounds of woe 
 
 Frae woman's pitying e'e. 
 
 * Cancelled in the MS.
 
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 6 
 
 My son, My son, may kinder stars 
 
 Upon thy fortune shine ! 
 And may those pleasures gild thy reign, 
 
 That ne'er wad blink on mine ! 
 God keep thee frae thy Mother's faes, 
 
 Or turn their hearts to thee ! 
 And where thou meet'st thy Mother's friend, 
 
 Kemember him for me ! 
 
 soon, to me, may summer-suns 
 
 Nae mair light up the morn ; 
 Nae mair the winds of Autumn wave 
 
 Across the yellow corn ! 
 And in the narrow house of Death 
 
 Let ^Yinte^ round me rave ; 
 And the next flowers that deck the spring, 
 
 Bloom o'er my peaceful grave ! 
 
 *IIow gracefully Maria leads the dance. 
 She's life itself. I never saw a foot 
 So nimble and so eloquent. — It speaks, 
 And the sweet whispering Poetry it makes 
 Shames the musician. — 
 
 Adriano, or, The first of June. 
 
 * Tin's verse in Italic, in tlie poet's lK>lo;rrapli, from Professor ITiinlisV 
 "Adriano," follows iinniecliately after this lieautifiil hallad; Imt wlietlier 
 thelinesworenieantasai-oniiiliiiienttoMrs. C rahiuii of Kin try, Luiy Winifred 
 Maxwell Constalile, or Mrs. Uiddell (whose name w.is Maria), to each of whom 
 Le scut copied of the "Lament," is uot staled by thu iiditoi'K,
 
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 CONTENTS. 
 
 0>«<00- 
 
 PAGE. 
 
 PEEFATORY REMARKS, iii. 
 
 ( 1 ) 
 THE HOLY FAIR, 1 
 
 "The Holy Fair was a common phrase in the west of 
 Scotland for a Sacramental occasioia." — Burns. 
 
 The scene of this fine poem is the churchyarcl of Manchline, 
 it was composed in the Autumn of 1785, presumably, soon 
 after the communion which was administered at Mauchline 
 in those days but once a year, namely, on the second Sunday 
 of August. 
 
 "The subject, handled so cleverly and sharply, is the laxity 
 of manners visible in matters so solemn and terrible as the 
 administration of the Sacrament. " — Cunnhujham. 
 
 "This was, indeed, an extraordinary performance; no 
 partizan of any sect could whisper that malice had formed 
 its principal inspiration, or that its chief attraction lay in the 
 boldness with which individuals, entitled and accustomed 
 to respect, were held up to ridicule : it was acknowledged, 
 amidst the sternest mutterings of wrath, that national 
 maimers were once more in the hands of a national poet." — 
 Lockhart. 
 
 "It is no doubt, a reckless piece of satire, but is a clever one, 
 and must have cut to the bone." — IIo(jij.
 
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 PAGE, 
 
 "Notwithstanding the daring levity of some of its allusions 
 and incidents, the poet has strictly confined himself to the 
 sayings and doings of the assembled multitude — the sacred rite 
 itself is never once mentioned. " — W. Gunnyon. 
 
 Persons and Places mentioned in the Poeji. 
 
 Galston. — The adjoining parish to Mauchline. 
 
 Blach Bonnet. — "A colloqual appellation bestowed on the 
 Church Elders or Deacons, who in the olden time generally M'or e 
 hlack bonnets on Sundays, when they officiated at the "plate " 
 in making the usual collection for the poor." — Motherwell. 
 
 BetBarh r. — In the printed editions styled " Racer Jess^' 
 
 she was Janet Gibson, daughter of " Poosie Nancie" of the 
 ''Jolly Beggars," was remarkable for her pedestrian feats, and 
 died at Mauchline, February, 1813. 
 
 Sawnie. — Mr. Moodie, minister of Eiccarton, an adjoining 
 parish, and one of the heroes of the " Twa Herds." He was a 
 never-failing assistant at the Mauchline Sacraments. His per- 
 sonal appearance and style of oratory were exactly as described 
 by the poet. He dwelt chiefly on the terrors of the law. On 
 one occasion he told the audience that they would find the text 
 in John viii. , 44, but it was so applicable to their case that there 
 was no need of his reading it to them. The verse begins, ' ' Ye 
 are of your father the devil." 
 
 Geordie. — Mr. (afterwards Dr.) George Smith, minister of 
 Galston. 
 
 Willie- Water-Jitt. — Mr. (afterwards Dr.) "Wm. Peebles 
 minister of Newton-upon-Ayr, sometimes named, from its 
 situation, the Water-fit. 
 
 Common Sense. — Dr. Mackenzie, then of Mauchline, 
 afterwards of Irvine, had recently conducted a controversy 
 under the title of " Common Sense. " Local commentators 
 are of opinion that he, and not the personified abstraction, is 
 meant. 
 
 Coivgate. — A street which faces the church-yard in 
 Mauchline.
 
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 PAGE. 
 
 jj'ee 31 r. — The Rev. Mr. Miller, afterwards minister of 
 
 Kilmaurs. This stanza is vir tually the most depreciatory in the 
 whole poem. 
 
 BlarhR ?Z.— TheRev. John Russell, at this time minister 
 
 of the chapel of ease, Kilmarnock, afterwards of Stirling— one of 
 the heroes of the "Twa Herds." "He was," says a corre- 
 spondent of Cunningham's, "the most tremendous man I ever 
 saw. Black Hugh jSIacpherson was a beauty in comparison. 
 His voice was like thunder, and his sentiments were such as 
 must have shocked any class of hearers in the least more 
 refined than those whom he usually addressed." 
 
 ( 2 ) 
 
 HALLOWE'EN, 10 
 
 "This poem will, by many readers, be well enough 
 understood ; but for the sake of those who are unacquainted 
 with the manners and traditions of the country where the 
 scene is cast, notes are added, to give some account of the 
 principal charms and spells of that night, so big with prophecy 
 to the peasantry in the west of Scotland. The passion of 
 prying into futurity makes a striking part of the history of 
 human nature in its rude state, in all ages and nations ; and 
 it may be some entertainment to a philosophic mind, if any 
 such should honour the author with a perusal, to see the 
 remains of it among the more unenlightened in our own." — 
 Burn-'i. 
 
 The notes above alluded to are given in full on pages 18, 19 
 and 20, exactly as Burns wrote them. 
 
 "Hallowe'en is thought to be a night when witches, devils, 
 and other mischief-making beings are all abroad on thuir 
 baneful inidniglit errands ; particularly those atrial people, the 
 fairies, are said, on that night, to hold a grand anniversary." — 
 Burns.
 
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 PAGE 
 
 ( 3 ) 
 ADDRESS TO THE DEIL, 21 
 
 Composed at the farm of Mossgiel in the winter of 1784, 
 apparently after having carefully read Milton's "Paradise 
 Lost." His brother tells us concerning the composition of 
 this poem — "The curious idea of such an address was suggested 
 to him by running over in his mind the many ludicrous 
 accounts and representations we have from various quarters 
 of this august personage." 
 
 The obliteration of the fifteenth verse with the compli- 
 mentary reference to "Bonnie Jean" was caused by the Poet's 
 rupture with the Armour family. 
 
 "The beautiful and relenting spirit in which this fine poem 
 finishes moved the heart of one of the coldest of our critics." — 
 A. Cunningham. 
 
 "Humour and tenderness are here so happily intermixed, 
 that it is impossible to say which pi'edominates. " — Currie. 
 
 ( 4 ) 
 THE AULD FARMER'S New-Year Salutatiox 
 
 TO HIS AULD MEERE, ON GIVING HER THE ACUJS- 
 TOM'D RIPP O' corn to HANSEL IN THE NEW-YEAR, 26 
 
 The Ettrick Shepherd says in a note to this poem: — 
 "Burns must have been an exceedingly good and kind-heartsd 
 being ; for whenever he has occasion to address or mention 
 any subordinate being, however mean, even a mouse or a 
 flower, then there is a gentle pathos in his language that 
 awakens the finest feelings of the heart." 
 
 Allan Cunningham says:— "The Aidd Farmer of Kyle has 
 the spirit of a Knight-errant, and loves his mare according 
 to the rules of chivalry ; and well he might ; she carried him 
 safely homefrommarkets, triumphantly from wedding-booses ; 
 she ploughed the stiifest land; faced the steepest brae, and.
 
 ( 121 ) 
 
 PAGE. 
 
 moreover, bore home his bonie bride with a consciousness 
 of the loveliness of the load." 
 
 Professor Wilson, in his famed essay on Burns, declares 
 that to his knowledge, the recital of this poem has brought 
 tears of pleasure to the eyes, and "humanized the heart of a 
 Gilmerton carter." 
 
 ( 5 ) 
 JOHX BARLEYCORN— A Ballad, 30 
 
 This is an improvement of an early song of English origin, 
 a copy of which was obtained by Mr. Robert Jameson from a 
 blackdetter sheet in the Pepy's Library, Cambridge, and first 
 puldished in his " Ballads." David Laing has also given an 
 authentic version m his very curious volume of 'MetricalTales. " 
 
 Although this Ballad was written prior to 1785, the Poet did 
 not print it in the collection ol forty-four pieces which formed 
 the Kilmarnock edition, published in July, 1786 : but it 
 appeared in the first Edinburgh edition in April, 1787. 
 
 The poet could never be induced to correct the defective 
 grammar in the opening line, deeming, we suppose, with 
 Shakespeare, that bad gram mar is sometimes a positive beauty. 
 James Hogg ha<l the same feeling in regard to his favourite song, 
 "When thekye comes hame." — Domjlas. 
 
 ( G ) 
 SCOTCH DRINK, 3;^ 
 
 This poem was composed early in 178G, and we find 
 Burns sending a copy of it to Robert Muir, Kilmarnock, in a 
 letter dated 20tli March, of that year. 
 
 W. Gunnyon notes as follows: — " It was suggested by the 
 withdrawal of an Actof Parliamentempoweriiig DuncanForbes 
 of Culloden to distil whisky on his barony of Ferintosh, free of 
 duty, in return for services rendered to the Covernmcnt. 
 This privilege was a source of great revenue to the family ;
 
 ( 122 ) 
 
 PAGE 
 
 and as Ferintosh whisky was cheaper than that produced 
 elsewhere, it became very popuhir, and the name Ferin- 
 tosh thus became something like a synonym for whisky 
 over the country. Compensation for the loss of privilege, 
 to the tune of £21,580, was awarded to the Forbes family 
 by a jury. Attention was further drawn to the national 
 beverage at this time by the vexatious and oppressive way in 
 which the Excise laws were enforced at the Scotch distilleries. 
 Many distillers abandoned the business ; and as barley was 
 beginning to fall in price in consequence, the county gentlemen 
 supported the distillers, and an Act was passed relieving the 
 trade from the obnoxious supervision. These circumstances 
 gave the poet his cue ; and the subject was one calculated to 
 evoke his wildest humour. " 
 
 ( 7 ) 
 
 MAN WAS MADE TO MOUEN.— A Ballad, 38 
 
 Gilbert Burns says : — " Several of the Poems were 
 produced for the purpose of bringing forward some favourite 
 sentiment of the Authors. He used to remark to me that he 
 could not well conceive a more mortifying picture of human life 
 than a man seeking work. In casting about in his mind how 
 this sentiment might be brought forward, the Elegy 'Man was 
 made to Mourn,' was composed." 
 
 The origin of this fine poem is alluded to by Burns in a letter 
 to Mrs. Dunlop, dated Ellisland, 16fch August, 1788:— "I 
 had an old grand-uncle, with whom my mother lived awhile 
 in her girlish years : the good old man, for such he was, was 
 long blind ere he died, during which time his highest enjoy- 
 ment was to sit down and cry, while my mother would sing 
 the simple old song of 'The Life and Age of Man,' beginning 
 thus : — 
 
 ' 'Twas in the sixteenth bunder year 
 
 Of God and fifty-three 
 Frae Christ was born, that bought us dear, 
 
 As writings testifle ; 
 On January the sixteenth day, 
 
 As I did lie alone, 
 AVith many a sigh and sob did say, 
 Ah ! man was made to moan !'
 
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 PAGE 
 
 The third stanza shews a marked variation from the printed 
 editions, and points to a locality (Carrick District of Ayrshire) 
 well known to the poet in his early days. 
 
 ( 8 ) 
 THE TWA DOGS. -A Tale, 42 
 
 It appears that this tale was in an unfinished state 
 when Burns was negotiating with John Wilson, the printer, 
 about the publication of the Kilmarnock edition ; and on 
 the latter's suggestion, that it would be a suitable piece for 
 the front of the volume, Burns completed the poem on his 
 way home to the Mossgiel farm, and took it next day to the 
 printer. This must have been early in the year 1786, as we 
 find in a letter addressed to Mr. John Richmond, Edinburgh 
 (a Mauchline friend of the Poet's) dated 17tli February, 1786 
 the fact thus stated : — " I have likewise completed my poem 
 on the ' Dogs,' but have not shown it to the world." 
 
 Gilbert Burns says: — " Robert had a dog, which he called 
 Luath, that was a great favourite. The dog had been killed 
 by the wanton cruelty of some person, the night before my 
 father's death. Robert said to me that he should like to 
 confer such immortality as he could bestow on his old friend 
 Luath, and that he ha<l a great mind to introduce something 
 into the book under the title of ' Stanzas to the memory of 
 a Quadruped friend : ' but this plan was given up for the 
 poem as it now stands. Caisar was merely the creature of 
 the poet"s imagination, created for the purpose of holding 
 cliab with his favourite Luath." 
 
 Li the autobiographical letter to Dr. Moore, dated 
 Mauchline, 2nd August, 1787 the 'factor' of the poem is 
 thus referred to : — "My father's generous master died ! the 
 farm proved a ruinous bargain ; and to clench the misfortune, 
 we fell into the hands of a factor, who sat for the picture 
 I have drawn of one in my tale of ' The Twa Dogs ' . . . 
 , . , . . my indignation yet boils at the recollection f)f 
 the scoundrel factor's insolent threatening letters, which 
 used to set us all in tears."
 
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 PAGE. 
 
 ( 9 ) 
 THE COTTER'S SATURDAY 'T E'EN, ... 50 
 
 This "fine, devout and tranquil drama" was written 
 in the beginning of the winter of 1785; and from the poet's 
 brother Gilbert we have this accurate statement as to the 
 origin of the poem: — 
 
 ' ' Robert had f reqiiently remarked to me that he thought 
 there was something peculiarly venerable in the phrase, ^ Let 
 us icorship God!^ used by a decent, sober head of a family, 
 introducing family worship. To this sentiment of the author, 
 the world is indebted for 'The Cotter's Saturday Night.' 
 When Robert had not some pleasure in view in which I was 
 not thought fit to participate, we used frequently to walk 
 together, when the weather was favourable, on the Sunday 
 afternoons — those precious breathing times to the labouring 
 part of the community— and enjoyed such Sundays as would 
 make one regret to see their number abridged. It was in 
 one of these walks that I first had the pleasure of hearing the 
 author repeat 'The Cotter's Saturday Night.' I do not 
 recollect to have read or heard anything by which I was more 
 highly electrified. The fifth and sixth stanzas, and the 
 eighteenth thrilled with peculiar ecstacy through my soul. 
 The Cotter, in the 'Saturday Night,' is an exact copy of my 
 father in his manners, his family devotion and exhortations; 
 yet the other parts of the description do not apply to our 
 family. None of us were 'at service out among the farmers 
 roun'. ' Instead of our depositing our ' sair-won penny-fee ' 
 with our parents, my father laboui'ed hard, and lived with 
 the most rigid economy, that he might be able to keep his 
 children at home, thereby having an opportunity of watching 
 the progress of our young minds, and forming in them early 
 habits of piety and virtue ; and from this motive alone did 
 he engage in farming, the source of all his difficulties and 
 distresses." 
 
 The MS. copy of this poem, used by the printer of the 
 Kilmarnock edition of his poems, is now at Irvine, the 
 proj)erty of the Burns Club there, as well as " The Twa
 
 ( 125 ^ 
 
 PAGE. 
 
 Dorjs,'' "Scofch DrlnJc," •■' Earnest Cry and Prayer," "The 
 Holy Fair," and the "Address to the Beil." 
 
 The printed editions all vary slightly from the words in 
 our text. 
 
 ( 10 ) 
 
 THE AUTHOR'S EAENEST CRY AND 
 PRAYER TO THE Scotch Representatives 
 IN THE House of Cojbions, 5& 
 
 Burns says: — "This Poem was written before the act 
 anent the Scottish Distilleries, of Session 1786, for which 
 Scotland and the Author return their most grateful thanks." 
 
 The circumstances which gave rise to this poem are detailed 
 in the notes to ^'Scotch Drink" (6). 
 
 The principal characters mentioned are :^ 
 
 " Montgomeries." — Colonel Hugh Montgomery, who served 
 in the American War, and was then the Representative of 
 Ayrshire. 
 
 " Boswell." — James Boswell of Auchinleck, the biographer 
 of Dr. Samuel Johnson. 
 
 "Dempster." — George Dempster of Dunnichen, Forfarshire. 
 
 " Kilkerran." — Sir Adam Fergusson of Kilkerran, then 
 member for Edinburgh. 
 
 *' Laird o' Graham." — The Marquis of Graham, afterwards 
 Duke of Montrose. 
 
 "Dundass." — Henry Dundas, afterwards Viscount Melville. 
 
 " Erskine." — Thomas Erskine, afterwards Lord Erskine. 
 
 " Camphd.t, Frederic an' Illay. " — Lord Frederick Campbell, 
 brother to the Duke of Argylc, and Hay Campbell, then 
 Lord Advocate, afterwards Lord President. 
 
 "Liristone." — Sir William Augustus Cunningham, Bart, 
 of Livingston, M.P. for the county of Linlithgow.
 
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 PAGE, 
 
 "Sodger Hugh."— Colonel Hugh Montgomery, afterwards 
 Earl of Eglinton, being member for Ayrshire, the poet speaks 
 of him as his stented or van-guard watchman ; but not being 
 sure that Montgomery would think the compliment to his 
 ready hand an excuse in full for the allusion to his imperfect 
 «lecution, expunged the verse. 
 
 "H&r lost Militia."— ScotUnd was already exasperated at 
 the refusal of a militia, for which she was a petitioner, and 
 hail begun to handle her claymore, and was perhaps only 
 hindered from drawing it by the act mentioned by the poet. 
 
 "5oco?MiocZ;s."— William Pitt was the grandson of Robert 
 Pitt of Boconnock, in Cornwall. 
 
 "Nanse Tinnock."—A worthy old hostess of the author's 
 in Mauchline, where he sometimes studied politics over a 
 glass of guid auld Scotch Drink. 
 
 The following note by Chambers is interesting : — "Nanse 
 Tinnock is long deceased, and no one has caught up her 
 mantle. She is described as having been a true ak-wife, in 
 the proverbial sense of the word — close, discreet, civil, and 
 no tale-bearer. When any neighbouring wife came, asking 
 if her John was here, 'Oh no,' Nanse would reply, shaking 
 money in her pocket as she spoke, 'he's no here,' implying 
 to the querist that the husband was not in the house, while 
 she meant to herself that he was not among her half-pence— 
 thus keeping the word of promise to the ear, but breaking it 
 to the hope. Her house was one of two stories, and had a 
 front towards the street, by which Burns must have entered 
 Mauchline from Mossgiel. The date over the door is 1744. 
 It is remembered however, that Nanse never could understand 
 how the poet should have talked of enjoying himself in her 
 house 'nine times a week.' 'The lad,' she said, ' hardly ever 
 drank three half-mutchkins under her roof in his life.' 
 Nance, probably, had never heard of the poetical licence. 
 
 At this day (1888) the house above referred to, is almost 
 in the same condition as when Burns frequented it ; and is 
 occupied by a very worthy old couple, (Mr. & Mrs. Alexander 
 Marshall) warm admirers of the Poet, who delight in entering 
 into minute details of Pvobin's doings in and about Mauchline.
 
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 PAGE. 
 
 ^'Teaan' Winnochs." — Pitt, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, 
 had gained some credit by a measure introduced in 1784 for 
 preventing smuggling of tea by reducing the duty, the revenue 
 being compensated by a tax on windows. 
 
 "Five an' Forty." — The number of Scotch Representatives 
 in the House of Commons. 
 
 "Coalition." — Lord North's administration was succeeded 
 by that of the Marquis of Eockingham, March, 1782. At 
 the death of the latter in the succeeding July, Lord Shelburne 
 became Prime Minister, and Mr. Fox resigned his Secretary- 
 ship. Under his lordship, peace was restored, January, 1783. 
 By the union of Lord North and Mr. Fox, Lord Shelburne 
 was soon after forced to resign in favour of his rivals, the 
 heads of the celebrated Coalition. 
 
 W. S. Douglas notes regarding the first line of this piece : — 
 * ' We of this generation are apt to wonder why, in the opening 
 line, he addresses ' Irish Lords ' instead of those of our own 
 Scotland, when hailing the Scotch Representatives in the 
 House of Commons ; but the eldest sons of Scottish Peers not 
 being eligible for election in Scotland seems to have been 
 felt by Burns as a national affront. We must, therefore, 
 regard the prominence here given to 'Irish Lords' as a pointed 
 stroke of satire. The question was tried by Lord Daer during 
 the poet's lifetime, both in the Court of Session and House of 
 Lords, and decided against him. 
 
 ( 11 ) 
 ADDRESS TO J. SMITH, G5 
 
 The following note is given by Allan Cunningham: 
 "The James Smith to whom this epistle is addressed, was 
 at that time a small shopkeeper in Mauchlinc, and the 
 comrade or rather follower of the poet in all his merry 
 expeditions with 'j'ill caup commentators.' He was present 
 in Poosie Xa)i.fie'n M-hcn the '/o//y^ef/.7a?*.s' first dawned on 
 the fancy of Burns. Smith left Mauchlinc, and estiiblished 
 a calico printing manufactory at Avon, near Linlitligow, 
 where his friend found him to all appearance prosperous in
 
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 1788 : he afterwards went to the West Indies, and died early. 
 His wit was ready and his manners lively and unaffected." 
 
 The printed editions vary very little in this poem from 
 the words in our text. 
 
 ( 12 ; 
 
 WINTER, A DIEGE, 72 
 
 This is one of the poet's earliest recorded compositions 
 and was copied into his Commonplace Book, in April, 1784, 
 prefaced with the following reflections: — "As I am what the 
 men of the world, if they knew siich a man, would call a 
 whimsical mortal, I have various sources of pleasure and 
 enjoyment which are in a manner peculiar to myself, or 
 some here and there such out-of-the-way person. Such is 
 the peculiar pleasure I take in the season of Winter more 
 than the rest of the year. This, I believe, may be partly 
 owing to my misfortunes giving my mind a melancholy cast : 
 but there is something even in the 
 
 ' Mighty tempest and the heavy waste, 
 Abrupt, and deep, stretch'd o'er the buried earth,' 
 
 ■which raises the mind to a serious sublimity, favourable to 
 everything great and noble. There is scarcely any earthly 
 object gives me more — I do not know if I should call it 
 pleasure — but something which exalts me — something which 
 enraptures me — than to walk in the sheltered side of a wood, 
 or high plantation, in a cloudy winter day, and hear the 
 stormy wind howling among the trees and raving over the 
 plain. It is my best season for devotion : my mind is wrapt 
 up in a kind of enthusiasm to Him, who in the pompous 
 language of the Hebrew bard, 'walks on the wings of the 
 wind.' In one of these seasons, just after a train of misfor- 
 tunes, I composed ' Winter, a Dhye.' "
 
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 ( 13 ) 
 AN EPISTLE TO DAVY : a Brother Poet, 
 
 David Sillar, to whom this epistle is addresser!, a native 
 of Tarbolton, near Mauchline, was at that time a schoolmaster 
 at Irvine, and was welcome to Burns, both as a scholar and 
 a writer of verse. He published a volume of poems in the 
 Scottish dialect, printed at Kilmarnock in 17S9, to which 
 he prefixed Burns' ''Second Epistle to Davie.'" He loved to 
 speak of his early comrade, and supplied Walker with some 
 very valuable anecdotes ; he was latterly one of the Magis- 
 trates of Irvine, and died there on the 2nd May, 1830, at the 
 age of seventy. With reference to this epistle Gilbert Burns 
 says: — "Among the earliest of his poems was the epistle to 
 Davie. Robert often composed without any regular plan. 
 When anything made a strong impression on his mind, so as 
 to rouse it to poetic exertion, he would give way to the 
 impulse, and embody the thought in rhyme. If he hit on 
 two or three stanzas to please him, he would then think of 
 proper introductory, connecting, and concluding stanzas; 
 hence the middle of a poem was often first produced. lb 
 was, I think, in the summer of 1784, when, in the interval 
 of harder labour, Robert and I were weeding in the garden, 
 that he repeated to me the principal part of this epistle. 
 I believe the first idea of Robert's becoming an author was 
 started on this occasion. I was much pleased with the 
 epistle, and said to him I was of opinion it would bear being 
 printed, and that it would be well received by people of taste ; 
 that I thought it at least equal, if not superior, to many of 
 Allan Ramsay's epistles, and that the merit of these, and much 
 other Scottish poetry, seemed to consist principally in the 
 knack of the expression; Init here there was a strain of 
 interesting sentiment, and the Scotticism of the language 
 scarcely seemed affected, but appeared to be the natural 
 language of the poet ; that besides, there was certainly one 
 novelty in a poet pointing out the consolations that were in 
 store for him when he sliould go a-begging. — Robert seemed 
 •well pleased with my criticism." 
 
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 The early date ascribed to this poem, and authenticated 
 by the poet's holograph, in this valuable copy, from which 
 our text is printed, seems to have puzzled nearly all his 
 editors. 
 
 ( 14 ) 
 
 THE DEATH AN' DYIN' WORDS 0' POOR 
 
 MAILIE, 79 
 
 This tale is partly true and Lockhart has well said that 
 the expiring animal's admonitions, touching the education of 
 the "poor toop lamb," her son and heir, and the "yowie, 
 silly thmg," her daughter, are from the same peculiar vein 
 of sly, homely wit, embedded upon fancy, which he afterwards 
 dug with a bolder hand ui the " Tioa Dor/s," and perhaps to 
 its utmost depth in his "Death and Doctor Hornbook." 
 
 Gilbert Burns says : — " The circumstances of the poor sheep 
 were pretty much as Robert has described them. He had, 
 partly by way of frolic, bought a ewe and two lambs from a 
 neighbour, and she was tethered in a field adjoining the 
 house at Lochlea. He and I were going out with our teams, 
 and our two younger brothers to drive for us at mid-day, 
 when Hugh Wilson, a curious looking, awkward boy, clad 
 in plaiding, came to us with much anxiety in his face, with 
 the information that the ewe had entangled herself in the 
 tether, and was lying in the ditch. Robert was much tickled 
 with Hughoc's appearance and postures on the occasion. 
 Poor Mailie was set to rights, and when we returned from 
 the plough m the evening, he repeated to me her * Death and 
 Dying Words,' pretty much in the way they now stand." 
 
 Carlyle considers this the poet's happiest effort of its 
 peculiar kind: he classes it with the "Address to a Mouse,'' 
 and the "Aidd Farmer's Mare," but holds that "this has eveo 
 more of a sportive tenderness in it. "
 
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 ( 15 ) 
 POOR MAILIE'S ELEGY, 81 
 
 Hogg calls this a very elegant morsel, and Cunningham 
 says that herein Burns intimates that he regards himself as 
 a poet, when he calls on the bards of Ayr and Doon to join 
 in the lament for Mailie. 
 
 This elegy was not in the Poet's Commonplace Book, 
 and doubtless from the many changes, cancellings, and 
 substituted verses, as well as from its position (the end) 
 in this document, was amongst the last of his compositions 
 before publisliing the famous Kilmarnock edition. The 
 cancelled stanza beginning 
 
 "She was nae get o' runted rams," 
 (See page 82). 
 
 was replaced by the much improved one, 
 
 "She was nae get o' Moorland tips, &c." 
 (See page S3). 
 
 yet Currie and Douglas both regret the loss of the honour 
 once intended for the Fairlee lanibs : Fairlie being the first 
 l)lace in Ayrshire where the poet's father in early manhood 
 obtained employment. 
 
 The preceding fifteen poems were bought by the 
 Kilmarnock Monument Museum Committee at a Public 8ale 
 held at Sotheljy's, London, on 20th March 188S, for the sum 
 of £215 5s. They were previously the property of (ico. 
 Wilson, Esq., of Dalmarnock, (grandson of Peter Hill, 
 Bookseller, Edinburgh, the friend and correspondent of 
 Burns) who bouglit them from Wm. Paterson, Publisher, 
 Edinburgli, in June, J879. Mr I'atcrson bought them from 
 Messrs Henry Sothern & Co., Booksellers, London, only a few
 
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 ireeks before he sold them to Mr Wilson. Messrs Sothern 
 bought them from Mr Wm. Harrison, of Samlesbury Hall, 
 Preston, Lancashire. It is also known that these valuable 
 and interesting MSS. passed through the hands of other two 
 London Booksellers, — Mr Harvey, St. James's Street, and 
 Mr Toovey, Piccadilly : — 
 
 The following is Douglas's Description of the MSS. 
 (extended to date) before they were framed and fixed up in 
 the Kilmarnock Museum. 
 
 Towards the end of theyear 1 785, the poet procured a blank- 
 paper version book, containing twenty sheets or eighty folio 
 pages in all ; into which he transcribed in fair hand these 
 fifteen poetical compositions, commencing with the Holy Fair 
 at page 1 and ending with Poor Mailie's Elegy at page 65. 
 The remaining fifteen pages are blank, except that on page 80 
 are two amended stanzas of the Address to James Smith. 
 
 There are indications which suggest that the last entries in 
 the book were made shortly after the rupture between the 
 author and the Armour family, aboiit the month of March 
 1 786. The numerous deletings and alterations in the Address 
 to James Smith and in Poor Mailie's Elegy lead to the infer- 
 ence that these pieces were then freshly composed ; while the 
 others, from their cleaner penmanship, must have been 
 transcribed from pre-existing manuscripts. The re-modelling 
 of one of the stanzas in the Address to the Deil shows that, 
 in view of sending his poems to the press, he desired to ex- 
 tinguish a fine compliment to Jean Armour contained in the 
 original version. 
 
 It is believed that this document had been placed in the 
 hands of Dr Currie, along with the other materials from 
 which he compiled his edition of the Life and Works of Burns, 
 and it remained a family inheritance, during a long series of 
 years, in possession of the biographer's descendants. Event- 
 ually, along with the early Common-place Book, which was 
 purchased by the late John Adam, of Greenock, it was sold 
 l)y Auction in London : afterwards passing through the hands, 
 amongst others, of the several gentlemen before mentioned.
 
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 PAGE. 
 
 The bringing of these MSS. to light settles the date of 
 composition of " The Holy Fair," as in the Autumn of 1785, 
 many of Burns' editors having supposed it to be among the 
 latest of the pieces produced in the Kilmarnock edition 1786. 
 The only other poem in the list to which the author has 
 attached a date is the " Epistle to Davy," which is recorded 
 as a production of " Jany. 1785." Let it be noted that this 
 piece is placed near the close of the collection, and it may be 
 presumed that the poet really meant "January 1786," for we 
 cannot conceive that at an earlier date he had much or any 
 acquaintance with Jean Armour. Lockhart distrusts Gilbert's 
 account of the early date of the "Epistle to Davy " on the 
 ground of its celebration of Jean ; but says, " after all, she is 
 celebrated in the concluding stanzas, which may have been 
 added after the first draught." In the first seven stanzas 
 there is no allusion to Jean, and had the poem closed there 
 it would nevertheless have commanded the world's admir- 
 ation. The references to Jean in the four concluding stanzas 
 are so inwoven with the fabric of the composition, that when 
 the poet extracted from " The Vision," and the "Address to 
 the Deil," the beautiful allusions to Jean, he must have found 
 it a hopeless matter to attempt as much with the "Epistle to 
 Davy." 
 
 ( 16 ) 
 LETTER TO WM. STEWART, Closeburn, ... 84 
 
 This characteristic letter, which has not been previously 
 published, was bought at a public sale in Edinburgh, for the 
 Monument Museum Committee, on the 3rd May, 1881, for 
 the sum of ten pounds ten shillings, 
 
 ( 17 ) 
 LETTER TO DAVID STAIG, Dumfries, ... 85 
 
 "This letter, which manifests the writer's business 
 talents, as well as the strong interest he took in the aflkirs
 
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 PAGE. 
 
 of his adopted town, was first printed in the Dumfries Courier, 
 in 1858, and thereafter in connection with a pamphlet on the 
 Established Churches of Dumfries, by Mr. Wm. R. M'Dair- 
 mid, in 1865. 
 
 Provost Staig obtained an opinion of council on the 
 question started by Burns, which confirmed the poet's views. 
 The matter was brought before the Town Coimcil of the 
 Burgh on 17th July, 1796, only four days before the poet's 
 death. The impost was accordingly levied, and continued 
 to be so till the Reform Bill of 1832 put an end to it."— 
 S. Douglas. 
 
 ( 18 ) 
 LASSIE Wr THE LINTWHITE LOCKS, ... 87 
 
 "This piece has at least the merit of being a regular 
 pastoral : the vernal morn, the summer noon, the autumnal 
 evening, and the winter night, are regularly rounded." — B. 
 
 Cimningham has the following interesting note attached 
 to this song: — "Those acquainted with the Poet's life and 
 habits of study, will perceive much of both in the sweet song, 
 'Lassie wi' the lint-white locks.' Dumfries is a small town; 
 a few steps carried Burns to green lanes, daisied brae-sides, 
 and quiet stream banks. Men returning from labour were 
 sure to meet him 'all under the light of the moon,' sauntering 
 forth as if he had no aim ; his hands behind his back, his hat 
 turned up a little behind by the shortness of his neck, and 
 noting all, yet seeming to note nothing. Those who got 
 near enough to him without being seen, might hear him 
 humming some old Scots air and fitting verses to it — the 
 scene and the season supplying the imagery, and the Jeans, 
 the Nancies, and Phillises of his admiration, furnishing bright 
 eyes, white hands, and waving tresses, as the turn of the 
 song required."
 
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 PAGE. 
 
 The MS. from which the words of our text is copied, 
 appears to have been unknown to the editors previous to 
 1877, for at page 221, Vol. III. of Paterson's edition, we find 
 Scott Douglas noting ' ' no other MS. of the song bvit the one 
 in the Thomson correspondence has ever been seen, so far as 
 we are aware." 
 
 Currie, Thomson, Cunningham, and Chambers, for some 
 imaccountable reason, all omitted the second stanza of our 
 text, and it will be observed that the word "enfaulded" 
 takes the place of "enclasped" in the closing stanza, which 
 undoubtedly is a great improvement on any of the printed 
 editions. Currie gives the following variation of the closing 
 verse : — 
 
 "And should the howling wintry blast 
 Disturb my lassie's miilnijiht rest; 
 I'll fauld thee to my faithfu' breast. 
 And comfort thee, my dearie O." 
 
 "Conjugal love is a passion which I deeply feel and 
 highly venerate: but somehow it does not make such a 
 figure in poesie as that other species of the passion, where 
 love is liberty, and nature, law. Musically speaking, the 
 first is an instrument of which the gamut is scanty and 
 confined, but the tones inexprcssil)ly sweet, while the last 
 has powers equal to all the intellectual modulations of the 
 human soul." — Bums. Cunningham in referring to these 
 remarks of the poet, says, "it must be owned that the bard 
 could render very pretty reasons for his rapture about Jean 
 Lorimer." 
 
 ( 19 ) 
 A BALLAD. — L.*.st May a lraw avooer cam 
 
 DOO;^ THE LANG GLEN, 89 
 
 This is a "pearl of great price" among the songs of 
 T>nrns, and has been a popular favourite ever since it made 
 its appearance. The melody selected for it is in every way
 
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 PACK. 
 
 calculated to give effect to the humour and naiveU of the 
 words. Thomson objected to the localities, "Gate-slack" 
 and "Dalgarnock," and the poet explained that Gate-slack is 
 a romantic pass among the Lowther Hills, on the confines of 
 Dumfries-shire, and that Dalgarnoch is an equally romantic 
 spot near the Nith, where still are to be seen a ruined church 
 and burial-ground. He at length yielded to an alteration of 
 the former, thus : — 
 
 ' He Tip the Gate-slack to my black cousin, Bess.' 
 ' He up the lang loan to my black cousin, Bess.' 
 
 Dr Currie very properly observed on this point that "It 
 is always a pity to throw out anythmg that gives locality to 
 our poet's verses." 
 
 The following line, in the last verse but one, has been 
 changed by popular usage, since Burns's days, in order to 
 give it additional pomt, thus : — 
 
 'And how my auld shoon fitted her schachl't feet.' 
 
 This makes it correspond with a common proverbial expression: 
 when a lover deserts one mistress for another, the latter is 
 twitted with wearing the old shoes of her predecessor. 
 
 "The word 'petted,' in line first of verse fifth stands so 
 in the MS., although in all printed copies we read 'fretted.' — 
 S. Doufjlas. 
 
 The three preceding MSS. (Nos. 17, 18 & 19) were bought 
 for the Monument Museum Committee on 10th May, 1881, 
 from Mr W. D'Acre Alder, Dumfries, for the sum of thirty 
 five pounds. See also Mr Alder's note on page 90. 
 
 ( 20 ) 
 LETTER TO ROBERT MUIR, Kilmarnock, ... 91 
 
 This letter, although not dated, was written in 1786, 
 and clears up the doubtful language of all the printed editions, 
 in the first sentence of the second paragraph.
 
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 PAGE. 
 
 Burns never tried to conceal either his joys or hissorrows : 
 he sent copies of his favourite pieces, and intimations of much 
 that befel him to his chief friends and comrades — this brief 
 note was made to carry double. 
 
 This letter was presented to the Monument Committee 
 by the family of the late David Rankin, Esq., Postmaster 
 and Wine Merchant, Kilmarnock. 
 
 ( 21 ) 
 LETTER TO ROBERT AINSLIE, Edinburgh, 92 
 
 (Cromek, 1808). 
 
 Purchased 29th January, 1884, for the Kilmarnock 
 Monument Museum at the Auction Rooms of Messrs Sotheby, 
 Wilkinson & Hodge, 13 Wellington Street, Strand, London, 
 for the sum of thirteen pounds. It contains several lines 
 omitted in all printed copies. 
 
 ( 22 ) 
 HOLY WILLIE'S PRAYER, 95 
 
 Purchased, 16th January, 1884, for the Kilmarnock 
 Monument Museum, at the Auction Rooms of Messrs Duncan 
 Keith & Buchanan, Glasgow, for the sum of forty pounds. 
 
 Many of the words in our text are different from all the 
 printed copies, and greatly assist the student of Burns' 
 literature in understanding the Poet's allusions in this 
 scathing satire. 
 
 " The origin of this terrible satire may be briefly told 
 as follows : — Gavin Hamilton, the si)ecial friend of the poet, 
 had been denied the benefit of the ordinances of the Church, 
 following on a dispute about the poor-rate charged him, 
 because he was alleged to have made a journey on the 
 Sabbath, and to have made one of his servants take in some
 
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 potatoes from the garden on another Sunday— hence the 
 allusion to his ' kail and potatoes ' in the poem. William 
 Fisher, one of Mr Auld's elders, made himself somewhat 
 conspicuous in the case. He was a great pretender to 
 sanctity, and a punctilious stickler of outward observances. 
 Poor man, he unfortunately merited the satire of the poet, 
 as he was a drunkard, and latterly made too free with the 
 Church-money in liis hands. Returning drunk from Mauch- 
 line one night, he fell into a ditch and died from exposure. 
 
 The fearfully literal exposition of the doctrine of election 
 in the first verse makes the flesh creep." — Gunnyon. 
 
 "Of this sarcastic and too daring poem many copies in 
 manuscript were circulated while the poet lived, but though 
 not unknown or imfelt by Currie, it continued unpublished 
 till printed by Stewart with the Jolly Beggars, 1799-1801. 
 Holy Willie was a small farmer, leading elder to Auld, a 
 name well known to all lovers of Burns ; austere in speech, 
 scrupulous in all outward observances, and what is known 
 by the name of a 'professing Christian.' He experienced, 
 however, a 'sore fall;' he permitted himself to be 'filled 
 fou', and in a moment when ' self got in ' made free, it is said 
 with the money of the poor of the parish. His name was 
 "\^'illiam Fisher." — Cunmngham. 
 
 "It is equally amusing and instructive to note how 
 difi"erently the respective biographers of the poet have ex- 
 pressed their sentiments regarding this powerful production. 
 The Rev. Hamilton Paul and the Rev. Hateley Waddell, 
 seem to invite the friends of religion to bless the memory of 
 the poet who took such a judicious method of ' leading the 
 liberal mind to a rational view of the nature of prayer.' Dr 
 Waddell says that the poem ' implies no irreverence what- 
 ever on the writer's part ; but, on the contrary, manifests 
 his own profoundest detestation of, and contempt for, every 
 variety of imposture in the name of religion.' His brother 
 divine regards the poem as merely a ' metrical version of 
 every prayer that is offered up by those who call themselves 
 of the pure reformed Church of Scotland.' Motherwell, on 
 the other hand, styles it ' by far the most reprehensible of
 
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 PAGE. 
 
 Burns pieces, and one which should never have been 
 ■RTitten. ' Cunningham timidly shelters himself behind the 
 words of Sir Walter Scott, by calling it a 'too daring poem,' 
 and 'a piece of satire more exquisitely severe than any 
 which Burns ever afterwards wrote.' Chambers describes 
 it as ' a satire nominally aimed at Holy Willie, but in reality 
 a burlesque of the extreme doctrinal views of the party to 
 which that hypocrite belonged. ' Many will agree with Sir 
 Harris Nicolas in saying that ' the reverened admirers of 
 the poem appear to have compounded with their conciences 
 for being pleased with a piece showing little veneration for 
 religion itself, because it ridicules the mistaken zeal of an 
 opposite sect.' 
 
 The 'Argument,'' or introduction, first printed in 
 Paterson's 6 Vol. Edition, is from the bard's own pen. It is 
 prefixed to the copy inserted in the Glenriddell vohmie at 
 Liverpool. 
 
 '^Argument. — Holy Willie was a rather oldish bachelor 
 elder, in the parish of Mauchline, and much and justly 
 famed for that polemical chattering, which ends in tipj^ling 
 orthodoxy, and for that spiritualized Ijawdry which refines 
 to liquorish devotion. In a sessional process with a gentle- 
 man in Mauchline — a Mr Gavin Hamilton — Holy Willie and 
 his priest. Father Auld, after full hearing in the presbytery 
 of Ayr, came off but second best ; owing partly to the ora- 
 torical powers of Mr Robert Aitken, Mr Hamilton's counsel ; 
 but chiefly to Mr Hamilton's lacing one of the most irre- 
 proachable and truly i-espectable characters in the county. 
 On losing his process, the muse overheard him (Holy Willie) 
 ab his devotions." They were given to the world in the 
 form of the now well known satire ' Holy Willie's Prayer. ' 
 This enables us with some certainty to decide that the early 
 part of the year 1785 (instead of July of that year, according 
 to Chambers) was the date of tlie composition. The 
 ' sessional process ' referred to really commenced in August, 
 1784, just before the annual celebration of the Communion 
 at Mauchline, when the name of Gavin Hamilton, friend and 
 landlord of tlie poet, was included in a list of members who 
 were threatened to be debarred from the communion table
 
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 PAGE. 
 
 for 'habitual neglect of church ordinances.' Hamilton, 
 believing that he himself was the party chiefly aimed at, 
 addressed an angry letter to the kirk session, telling them 
 that they had no just grounds of offence against him, and 
 that they must be conscious of proceeding purely on ' private 
 pique and ill nature.' Hamilton finding the kirk session 
 obstinate, and inclined to treat him still more offensively, 
 appealed to the presbytery of Ayr for protection, and in 
 January, 1785, he obtained a decree of that court ordering 
 the erasure of the session minutes complained of. It was at 
 this stage — as Ave apprehend— that the muse of Burns 'over- 
 heard Holy Willie, at his devotions ; ' but that personage did 
 not content himself with ' prayers ' merely, for Auld and his 
 confederates refused to obey the presbyterial order, and 
 made appeal to the Synod. The process there did not close 
 till July, 1785, when the affair was compromised by Hamil- 
 ton's acceptance of a certificate from his kirk session granting 
 him to be ' free from all ground of church censure.' 
 
 In the complete ^Prayer' there are seventeen stanzas; 
 but the copy from which our text is printed contains only 
 fifteen stanzas ; the fourth and sixth stanzas being excluded 
 in transcribing, perhaps because Burns felt them to be rather 
 weak. These two stanzas are given thus in Paterson : — 
 
 ' When frae my mither's womb I fell, 
 Thou might hae plunged me in hell, 
 To gnash my gums, to weep and wail, 
 
 In burnin' lakes, 
 ■\Vheie damnfed devils roar and yell, 
 
 Chain'd to their stakes.' 
 
 6 
 
 'O L d. Thou kens what zeal I bear, 
 
 When drinkers drink, an' swearers swear. 
 An singin' there, an' dancin' here, 
 
 Wi' great and sma' ; 
 For I am keepit by Thy fear. 
 
 Free frae them a.*
 
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 "It is amusing to notice how the various editors have 
 dealt with the text. The Rev. Hamilton Paul gives it pure 
 and uncastrated, excluding only the sixth verse, of the 
 existence of which he might not be aware. Cunningham 
 omits verses sixth and evjhth and corrupts the fifteenth. 
 Motherwell gives all the seventeen verses, but his fifteenth 
 stanza is the 'Dumfries version,' of which we shall presently 
 speak. Chambers omits the sixth, eighth and ninth verses, 
 besides repeating Cunningham's corruption of verse fifteenth. 
 The Glenriddell MS. adopts what we have termed the 
 'Dumfries version' of the fifteenth stanza. The poet's friends 
 in that county stumbled at the word 'snakin,' which, in the 
 text has a meaning the very opposite of the English word 
 sneaking. To please them he altered the structure and effect 
 of the stanza, so that the word objected to has the ordinary 
 meaning of the word 'sneaking,' but only pronoimced as an 
 Irishman might — 'snakiii'.^ — S. Douglas. 
 
 The following is the stanza with the word snahin^ meaning 
 exulting and sneering, as given in some of the early versions, 
 and which has quite a different meaning from the thirteenth 
 stanza of our text. 
 
 15 
 
 'O Lord, my God ! that glib tongii'd Aiken, 
 My vera heart and flesh (sa%d) are qiiakin', 
 To think how we stood sweatin', shakin', 
 
 An' p 'd wi' dread, 
 
 While he wi' hingiii' lip an' snakin', 
 Held up his head.' 
 
 ( 23 ) 
 OCCASIONAL ADDRESS, spoken by Miss 
 
 FONTENELLE, AT DUMFFvIES ThE.\TKE, 99* 
 
 Purchased 29th January, 1S84, for the Kilmarnock 
 Monument Museum, at the Auction Rooms of Messrs Sotheby, 
 Wilkinson & Hodge, 1.3 Wellington Street, Strand, London, 
 for the sum of twenty-seven pounds.
 
 ( 142 ) 
 
 PAGE. 
 
 "This second 'Address,' written by the Bard for his' 
 favourite actress, Miss Fontenelle, has been preserved to the 
 public through the accident of its having been communicated 
 in a letter from Burns to Mrs Dunlop. Dr Currie has been 
 pleased to date that letter *15th Deer., 1795'; but from 
 internal evidence it is proved to have been penned not later 
 than 1793— the date we unhesitatingly assign to it. It was 
 first published by Currie in 1S00."—S. Douglas. 
 
 From the foregoing note it is evident that Scott Douglas 
 did not know of the existence of the original MS., from which 
 our text is printed, whereon, in the poet's holograph, the 
 date is distinctly stated, 'Deer. 4th, 1793.' The four lines 
 in the second last stanza, beginning Tor shame ! for shame !' 
 have not been previously published. 
 
 ( 24 ) 
 EPISTLE TO A YOUNG FEIEND, loi 
 
 This epistle was addressed to Andrew Aiken, the son of 
 the poet's old friend, Robert Aiken, writer, in Ayr. Andrew 
 Aiken afterwards earned distinction in the service of his 
 •country. 
 
 In all the printed editions the third and fourth sta,nza,s 
 of our text are transposed ; and of the seventh verse Chambers 
 well remarks that "the admirable taste of the poet had 
 doubtless observed this verse to be below the rest in terseness 
 and point, and therefore caused him to omit it in printing." 
 
 The following interesting note is from Mr James Dickie, 
 Town Clerk, Irvine (Hon. Sec. Irvine Bums Club). 
 
 "Between the family of Mr Aitken of Ayr, the friend of 
 the poet, and that of Mr John Johnston, Silversmith and 
 Watchmaker, Ayr, a friendsliip and intimacy existed, and it 
 was through Mr Aitken that Mr Johnston became possessed
 
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 of the MS. 'Epistle to young friend.' At Mr Johnston's 
 death it passed into the hands of his eldest son, Mr George 
 Johnston, who was for many years an Insurance Broker in 
 Liverpool. After his death, the solicitor in charge of his 
 affairs delivered the MS. to a neice of the deceased — Miss 
 Johnston of Rosebank, Irvine, now Mrs Johnstone, The 
 Manse, Leuchars. From her it was obtained by her uncle, 
 l)r Peter Johnston, of Irvine. He died in October, 1877, 
 and by instructions of his executor — Mr David Dickie, Goods 
 Manager, Glasgow and South- Western Railway — I sold the 
 MS. at Kilmarnock by public roup, on 9th Feby., 1878, when 
 it was purchased for the Monixment Committee, for the sum 
 <>l twelve pounds ten shillings. 
 
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 TAM 0' SHANTER, A Tale, .105 
 
 Purchased for the Kilmarnock Monument Museum, from 
 Messrs Kerr and Richardson, Queen Street, Glasgow, 2nd 
 September, 1885, for the sum of two hundred and thirty five 
 pounds, Mr Richardson bought the MS. at a sale in Messrs 
 Sotheby, Wilkinson & Hodge's auction rooms, London, a 
 .short time previously, but the auctioneers declined to give 
 tlie name of the seller. It was not knowni to have been 
 I)ublicly sold before : but a very fine photo-lithographic yb-c- 
 simile of this manuscript was published by Adams & Francis, 
 59 Fleet Street, London. 
 
 The following note by Gunnyon gives a very fair account 
 of the origin of the "Tale." 
 
 "Captain Grose, in the introduction to his "Antiquities 
 of Scotlantl," says "To my inrjenious friend, Mr Robert 
 Buiuis, I have been seriously obligated ; he was not only at 
 the pains of making out what was most worthy of notice in 
 Ayrshire, the country honoured by his birth, but he also 
 wrote, expressly for this work, the pretty (ale annexed to
 
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 Alloway Church." This pretty tale was " Tarn o' Shanter," 
 certainly the most popvilar of all our poet's works. In a 
 letter to Captain Grose, Burns gives the legend which 
 formed the ground work of the poem : — " On a market day 
 in the town of Ayr, a farmer from Carrick, and consequently 
 whose way lay by the very gate of Alloway kirkyard, in 
 order to cross the river Doon at the old bridge, which is 
 about two or three hundred yards farther on than the said 
 gate, had been detained by his business, till by the time he 
 reached Alloway it was the wizard hour, between night and 
 morning. Though he was terrified with the blaze streaming 
 from the kirk, yet it is a well-known fact that to turn back 
 on these occasions is running by far the greatest risk of 
 mischief, — he prudently advanced on his road. When he 
 had reached the gate of the kirkyard, he was surprised and 
 entertained, through the ribs and arches of an old Gothic 
 window, which still faces the highway, to see a dance of 
 witches merrily footing it round their old sooty blackguard 
 master, who was keeping them all alive with the power of 
 his bagpipe. The farmer, stopping his horse to observe 
 them a little, could plainly descry the faces of many old 
 women of his acquaintance and neighbourhood. How the 
 gentleman was dressed tradition does not say, but that the 
 ladies were all in their smocks : and one of them happening 
 unluckily to have a smock which was considerably too short 
 to answer all the purposes of that piece of dress, our farmer 
 was so tickled that he involuntarily burst out, with a loud 
 laugh, ' Weel luppen, Maggie wi' the short sark ! ' and recol- 
 lecting himself, instantly spurred his horse to the top of his 
 speed. I need not mention the universally-known fact that 
 no diabolical power can pursue you beyond the middle of a 
 running stream. Lucky it was for the poor farmer that the 
 river Doon was so near, for notwithstanding the speed of 
 his horse, which was a good one, against he reached the 
 middle of the arch of the bridge, and consequently the 
 middle of the stream, the pursuing, vengeful hags, were so 
 close at his heels that one of them actually sprung to seize 
 him ; but it was too late, nothing was on her side of 
 the stream but the horse's tail, which immediately gave 
 way at her uifernal grip, as if blasted by a stroke of
 
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 lightning ; but the farmer was beyond her reach. However, 
 the unsightly, tailless condition of the vigorous steed was, 
 to the last hour of the noble creature's life, an awful warning 
 to the Carrick farmers not to stay too late in Ayr markets." 
 
 On the authority of Robert Chambers we learn that 
 Douglas Grahame of Shanter, a farmer on the Carrick 
 shore, who was in reality the drunken, careless being the 
 poet depicts him, became the hero of the legend, and several 
 ludicrous stories current about him were woven into it with 
 admirable skill. It is reported of him that one market day 
 being in Ayr he had tied his mare by the bridle to a ring at 
 the door of a public house, and while he was making himself 
 happy with some cronies inside, the idle boys of the neigh- 
 bourhood pulled all the hair out of the mare's tail. This 
 was not noticed until the following morning, when, be- 
 coming bewildered as to the cause of the accident, he could 
 only refer it to the agency of witchcraft. It is further 
 related of Grahame that when a debauch had been prolonged 
 until the dread of the " sulky sullen dame " at home rose up 
 before him, he would frequently continue drinking rather 
 than face her, even although delay would add to the terrors 
 of the inevitable home-going. 
 
 The poem was composed in one day in the winter of 
 1790. Mrs Burns informed Cromek that the poet had 
 lingered longer by the river side than his wont, and that, 
 taking the children with her, she went out to join him, but 
 perceiving that her presence was an interruption to him, she 
 lingered behind him : her attention was attracted by his 
 wild gesticulations and ungovernable mirth, while he was 
 reciting the passages of the poem as they arose in his mind." 
 
 Cunningham says "This is a West-country legend, 
 embellished by genius. No other poem in our language 
 displays such variety of power, in the same number of lines." 
 
 Scott says *' In the inimitable tale of Tarn o' Shanter, 
 Burns has left us sufficient evidence of his ability to combine 
 
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 the ludicrous with the awful, and even the hori'ible. No 
 poet, with the exception of Shakspeare, ever possessed the 
 power of exciting the most varied and discordant emotions 
 with such rapid transitions." 
 
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 LAMENT OF MAEY, QUEEN OF SCOTS, ... 113 
 
 This poem was part of the purchase made from Messrs 
 Kerr & Richardson, and was included in the sum paid for 
 (No. 25) «'Tam o' Shanter." 
 
 "The poet communicated this 'Lament' to his friend 
 Dr Moore in February, 1791, but it was composed about the 
 close of the preceding year, at the request of Lady Winifred 
 Maxwell .Constable, of Terreagles, the last in direct descent 
 of this noble and ancient house of Maxwell of Nithsdale. 
 Burns expressed himself more than commonly pleased with 
 this composition ; nor was he unrewarded, for Lady Winifred 
 gave him a valuable snufF-box, with the portrait of the unfor- 
 tunate Mary on the lid. The bed still keeps its place in 
 Terreagles, on which the qiieen slept as she was on her way to 
 take refuge with her cruel and treacherous cousin, Elizabeth ; 
 and a letter from her no less unfortunate grandson, Charles 
 the First, calling the Maxwells to arm in his cause, is preserved 
 in the family archives." — Cunningham. 
 
 "On 25th April, 1791, as we learned from a hitherto 
 inedited portion of a letter the poet then addressed to Lady 
 Winifred Maxwell Constable, he sent her a copy of this ballad. 
 Allan Cunningham, in his reckless way of dealing out fictions 
 for facts, states that the ballad was written at the request 
 of that lady, and that she 'rewarded the poet with a 
 valuable snuff-box, bearing on the lid a portrait of the 
 unfortunate queen.' Now the facts are that the poet's letter 
 just referred to is one of thanks to that lady for her elegant 
 present, and he concludes with these words 'I enclose our
 
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 ladyship a poetic compliment I lately paid to the memory of 
 ourgreatlj^ injured, lovely Scottish Queen. I have the honour 
 to be, &c.' " — S. Douglas. 
 
 In a letter to Mrs Graham of Fintry, enlosing a copy of 
 "The Lament," the poet says: — "Whether it is the story of 
 our Mary Queen of Scots has a peculiar eflfect on the feelings 
 of a poet, or whether I have in the enclosed ballad, succeeded 
 beyond my usual poetic success, I know not, but it has pleased 
 me beyond any effort of my Muse for a good while past." 
 
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