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 VOL. I.
 
 BY THE SAME AUTHOR. 
 
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 REMINISCENCES CHIEFLY OF ORIEL COLLEGE 
 AND THE OXFORD MOVEMENT. 
 
 By the RBT. THOMAS MOZLEY, M.A. 
 formerly Fellow of Oriel College, Oxford. 
 
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 REMI NISCENCES 
 
 CHIEFLY OF TOWNS, VILLAGES 
 AND SCHOOLS 
 
 BY THE 
 
 REV. T. MOZLEY, M.A. 
 
 FORMERLY FELLOW OF ORIEL 
 
 SUCCESSIVELY PERPETUAL CURATE OF MORETON PINCKNEY, NORTHANTS 
 RECTOR OF CHOLDERTON, WILTS ; RECTOR OF PLYMTREE, DEVON 
 
 AND RURAL DEAN OF PLVMTREE AND OF OTTERY 
 AUTHOR OF ' REMINISCENCES OF ORIEL COLLEGE AND THE OXFORD MOVEMENT ' 
 
 IN TWO VOLUMES VOL. I. 
 
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 PREFACE 
 
 TO 
 
 THE SECOND EDITION. 
 
 I COULD HAVE WISHED for a little more time to revise 
 these volumes, to correct slips of memory or of the 
 pen, and to profit by the comments of reviewers. But 
 I do not really think there is much to be done in 
 this way, even with the largest allowance of time. 
 The printers have taken such good care of me, 
 that I can only find a few trifling errors, for all of 
 which I may say that I am solely responsible. But 
 I gladly avail myself of the opportunity to introduce 
 in this place a letter from an old Carthusian con- 
 temporary, eight years my junior, reconciling my 
 account of the Bell System at that school with that 
 quoted by the present head-master from the evidence 
 given by the late Dean of Peterborough : 
 
 Gulval Vicarage, Penzance : 
 February 16, 1885. 
 
 Dear Sir, Pardon my troubling you with this letter, but 
 I have just been reading your Reminiscences of Charterhouse 
 with much interest. 
 
 2065276
 
 vi PREFACE TO 
 
 I went there as a child, not eight years old, in 1822, and re- 
 mained there till 1832 ten long dreary years leaving when 
 Russell did. 
 
 In regard to Russell's system of Praepositi, I think the 
 different statements of yourself and Drs. Saunders and Haig 
 Brown may thus be reconciled. In my earliest years it was 
 as you describe, promotion being given in the upper forms to 
 successful teaching in the lower school. But soon after 1825, 
 parents, I believe, in many instances objected to their sons 
 teaching instead of being taught ; and many of the cleverest 
 boys, moreover, were bad teachers. Hence, the head boy in 
 the class then became Prsepositus. During the latter part 
 of my time the number of boys so decreased that the forms 
 were amalgamated, and in nearly every case each had its own 
 master. 
 
 I went much too young, and learnt nothing till I got under 
 Russell ; but, with one or two exceptions, the teaching power 
 was below par after your time there were two very able men, 
 Churton and Boone. I was in Penny's house. Uobson and 
 the two Venables, my seniors there, were talented fellows. 
 Thackeray also was there ; but, singularly enough, never gave 
 any early indication of his after celebrity. 
 
 The abolition of/aggingby Russell brought about a far worse 
 and cruel system of bullying, of which I, as once the youngest 
 of nearly five hundred boys, have a keen recollection. The 
 incident you mention in which young Howard lost his life was 
 the ' calling out,' the peculiarity of which savagery was that an- 
 nually all the lower school had the right to call on any unpopular 
 upper boy to run the gauntlet between the two rows of under 
 boys, from Cloisters' doors to a point near the Chapel ; the latter 
 were armed with implements of all kinds, from sticks to stones 
 in stockings. Howard in the melte fell down the steps leading 
 to Chapman's. 
 
 You are right in saying that spite of its surroundings Char- 
 terhouse was wonderfully free from all epidemics. In my ten 
 years measles was the only malady that I remember, and that 
 only on one occasion. One reason for this I arrived at some 
 years since, when passing over the Green I noticed the excava- 
 tions then going on for Merchant Taylors' Buildings, the sub- 
 soil being some eighteen or twenty feet of clear bright golden
 
 THE SECOND EDITION. vii 
 
 gravel. Again apologising for this infliction on your time and 
 patience, 
 
 Believe me, Dear Sir, 
 
 Yours faithfully, 
 
 W. W. WlNGFIELD. 
 
 The Rev. T. Mozley. 
 
 As the plan of earning promotion in the upper 
 part of the school by giving instruction in the lower 
 was certainly a remarkable experiment, and appears 
 to have begun and ended with my own stay at the 
 school, I may as well quote the corroborative evidence 
 of the Charterhouse Blue-book for Easter 1824 the 
 only one I happen to possess. At that date Joseph 
 Jones and J. L. Irwin, both of the Second Form, were 
 teaching the Fourth. John Murray and Samuel Coates, 
 both of the Second Form, were teaching the Fifth. 
 W. H. Rooper and Mosley Smith, both of the second 
 division of the Second, were teaching the Sixth. 
 G. Wallace and R. N. Bennett, both of the second 
 division of the Second, were teaching the Seventh. 
 Passing over the teachers of four other Forms, I find 
 F. A. Marriott and C. Marjoribanks, both of the Third 
 Form, teaching respectively two little squads of five 
 boys and of four, called the Twelfth Form. 
 
 As to the rough Good Friday game, and the inci- 
 dent of poor Howard's death, my memory refuses to 
 qualify itself, though I admit that Mr. Wingfield's 
 account has a strong point of verisimilitude in the 
 resemblance to the favourite Midland game of Pri- 
 soners' Base.
 
 viii PREFACE TO 
 
 In Vol. II. p. 338, I have mentioned a pretty pic- 
 ture, a great favourite in its day, containing a portrait 
 of Mrs. Walter Blunt, wife of Pickford's curate-in- 
 charge at Cholderton. The Bishop of Colchester 
 kindly writes : 
 
 This picture is now in my possession, and I can supply a 
 slight correction, and a little additional information. The pic- 
 ture is by Harlow, and the title is not ' Congratulation,' but 
 ' The Proposal,' one of the young ladies being supposed to have 
 received an offer of marriage by letter. One of the others with 
 Mrs. Blunt (then Miss Pearce) is her sister, who became Lady 
 Dymoke, and only died last year. The third is my mother, 
 Mrs. Blomfield, then Miss Cox, cousin to the other ladies. 
 
 The circumstance about the cast in the right eye is exactly 
 what my mother always told us. 
 
 During all the latter half of last year I was under 
 great and increasing apprehension that I should not 
 live to see the publication of these volumes, and 
 should therefore have no opportunity of either cor- 
 rection or defence. I had a variety of threatening 
 symptoms of which I am quite unable to give a 
 scientific account. The feeling made me the more 
 anxious to deliver myself to the full and say out 
 what I had to say, and it eventually led to an earlier 
 publication than I had intended, for my first idea 
 had been to keep all the manuscripts in hand till 
 the New Year, and I now found that I was exceeding 
 my limits. One result has been that I have given 
 a fuller and more documentary treatment to some 
 matters not likely to interest all readers equally. I 
 have ever thought my father's rescue of one of the
 
 THE SECOND EDITION. ix 
 
 chief parish churches of Derby from private usurpa- 
 tion one of the noblest deeds in all my Church and 
 public experience. But I cannot expect all fine gentle- 
 men, ladies, and litterateurs of the present period to 
 share my filial enthusiasm on the point. For their 
 sake, had time allowed, I should have attempted a 
 more sketchy and picturesque treatment. This would 
 have involved the use of generalities. But a recent ex- 
 perience left it not improbable that some one, with at 
 least the authority of years, might suddenly spring up 
 and denounce the whole story as a fiction. In view of 
 such a contingency I deemed it best to give as much 
 fact and document as my space would allow, enough 
 indeed to defend itself and to stand as a monument 
 of my father, should I be no longer here to defend it. 
 As to my reviewers, I thank them all very heartily. 
 Some of them begin, very naturally, with drawing 
 heavy groans at the length, the bulk, the incongruous- 
 ness, the inconsecutiveness of the farrago they have 
 to despatch, and digest, perhaps at a sitting ; but 
 they have almost invariably become pleasanter, not to 
 say affectionate, as they find the labour coming to an 
 end. Nobody can feel more than I do for those who 
 have to extract the essence of two bulky volumes in 
 a few hours. 
 
 A word more. I am told that I ought not to have 
 introduced such topics as those treated in the con- 
 cluding chapters, in a work of so miscellaneous a 
 character. My answer is, that I have no other 
 opportunity. I can only appear in my own proper
 
 x PREFACE TO THE SECOND EDITION. 
 
 form, and I have done my best to present that form 
 in these volumes. Should I be spared for a year or 
 two more I hope and trust one day to make a more 
 suitable presentment of myself, and of the subject 
 I have most at heart. 
 
 7 LANSDOWNE TERRACE, CHELTENHAM : 
 March 1885.
 
 CONTENTS 
 
 OF 
 THE FIRST VOLUME. 
 
 CHAPTER PAGB 
 
 I. INTRODUCTION. TO MY REVIEWERS .... I 
 
 II. TO MY REVIEWERS ....... 8 
 
 III. CONFLICTING RECOLLECTIONS X 6 
 
 iv. DR. PUSEY'S SERMON ON 'SIN AFTER BAPTISM' . . 21 
 
 V. TWO CHERUBS (TAIT AND GLADSTONE) ... 23 
 
 VI. ARCHBISHOP TAIT AT POWDERHAM CASTLE . . . 27 
 
 VII. RITUALISM. (A WALK AND TALK WITH TAIT) . . 33 
 
 VIII. THE LATE PRIMATE'S LAST WORDS . . . . 38 
 
 IX. A PARSON FROM THE CRADLE (SELF) .... 43 
 
 X. PARSONS AND PARSONS 50 
 
 XI. FROM CONISBOROUGH TO DONCASTER .... 54 
 
 XII. FROM DONCASTER TO GAINSBOROUGH . . . . 59
 
 ii CONTENTS. 
 
 CHAPTER PACK 
 
 XIII. THE ' COUNTRY SPECTATOR ' . . . . .67 
 
 XIV. GAINSBOROUGH. UPS AND DOWNS . . . . 74 
 
 XV. GAINSBOROUGH. VARIETIES 80 
 
 XVI. THE TOWN GOURMAND 88 
 
 XVII. THE RACE OF LIFE IN TOWNS .... 94 
 
 XVIII. THE BEGINNING OF A TRADE. (BY A RELATIVE) . IO2 
 
 XIX. GAINSBOROUGH. THE CLERGY .... IO6 
 
 XX. GAINSBOROUGH. FAITH AND POLITICS . . . II 3 
 
 XXI. THE LIBRARY (AS A MEANS OF PRIVATE EDUCATION) Il8 
 
 XXII. CATHEDRALS AND CHAPTERS 124 
 
 XXIII. A SUN-LIT SPOT . . . . . . ,130 
 
 XXIV. BRIDLINGTON QUAY AND FLAMBOROUGH . . , 138 
 XXV. COUNTY KERRY. (AN ANCESTOR THENCE) . .144 
 
 XXVI. MY PARENTS 150 
 
 XXVII. NATALE SOLUM 158 
 
 XXVIII. TWO MISHAPS (ONE THE BIRTH OF MY BROTHER 
 
 JAMES A ROMANCE) . . . , , .165 
 
 XXIX. ANGELS EVER BRIGHT AND FAIR 172 
 
 XXX. OUR WALKS AND WANDERINGS . . . .175 
 
 XXXI. 'THE MILL ON THE FLOSS ' (AT GAINSBOROUGH) . 182 
 
 XXXII. A MIGRATION (TO DERBY) ..... 185 
 
 XXXIII. SOME EMPLOYES , 196 
 
 XXXIV. OUR BEGINNING AT DERBY 203 
 
 XXXV. CHANGE IN THE TOWN AND IN THE COUNTRY . 212
 
 CONTENTS. xiii 
 
 CHAPTER PAGE 
 
 xxxvi. A DUKE'S TENANT . . . . . 215 
 
 XXXVII. MY UNCLE ROBERT ....... 221 
 
 XXXVIII. THE WARDWICK (AT DERBY) 227 
 
 XXXIX. OUR SURROUNDINGS 2$2 
 
 XL. WILLIAM JEFFERY LOCKETT. (THE PRESENT LACE- 
 MAKING MACHINE) 237 
 
 XLI. REV. EDWARD HIGGINSON 243 
 
 XLII. SOME SCHOOLFELLOWS 252 
 
 XLIII. AN ACCIDENT 26l 
 
 XLIV. ACCIDENTS . . 265 
 
 XLV. THE LIBERAL PROFESSIONS AND THE MECHANICAL . 275 
 
 XLVI. THE PRIVATE SCHOOLS OF THE PERIOD . . . 283 
 
 XLVII. A PRIVATE TUTOR 289 
 
 XLVIII. PEOPLE I HAVE SEEN, AND STILL SEE . . . 295 
 
 XLIX. RECREATIONS AND AMUSEMENTS 303 
 
 L. DR. SAMPSON (AN EARLY CLERICAL FRIEND OF THE 
 
 FAMILY) ........ 309 
 
 LI. DR. SAMPSON 319 
 
 LII. DR. SAMPSON . . . 330 
 
 LIII. FROM DERBY TO LONDON. MY FIRST JOURNEY. . 340 
 
 LIV. MY SUBSEQUENT JOURNEYS 348 
 
 LV. LONDON IN 1 820 354 
 
 I.VI. LONDON IN l82O 361 
 
 LVII. MY DEBUT AT CHARTERHOUSE 373
 
 :iv CONTENTS. 
 
 CHAPTER PAGE 
 
 LVIII. CHARTERHOUSE ON THE BELL SYSTEM . . . 380 
 
 LIX. THE DISCIPLINE OF CHARTERHOUSE . . . . 388 
 
 LX. CARTHUSIAN INCIDENTS 393 
 
 LXI. HOW' WE AMUSED OURSELVES 4OO 
 
 LXII. THE CARTHUSIAN REGIME 407 
 
 LXIII. SOME CONTEMPORARIES IN THE SCHOOL . . . 417 
 
 LXIV. SOME CONTEMPORARIES IN LLOYD'S HOUSE . . 426 
 
 LXV. DAY-BOYS AND GOWN-BOYS 436 
 
 LXVI. FILEY (IN YORKSHIRE) 444 
 
 LXVII. CHARTERHOUSE TO ORIEL 453
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 
 INTRODUCTION. TO MY REVIEWERS. 
 
 IN the first place I thank you all very heartily. 
 You have given me some useful information and a 
 good deal of wholesome correction. You make me 
 regret that I did not present myself to the world in 
 my own name at twenty-five instead of seventy-five. 
 It has always been my nature to learn by sad 
 experience that is, by chastisement, of one sort or 
 another for I am but a lump of clay, with as many 
 sides as I have fallen upon, and as many impressions 
 as I have suffered collisions. 
 
 But I must acquit myself of a burden. My 
 dear friends, I am ashamed of you. You had a 
 chance such as never fell to a reviewer before, and 
 not one of you discovered it. The head and front 
 of my offending in the matter of spelling was the 
 addition of the final e to the name of the famous 
 Provost of Oriel. Certainly I ought not to have 
 added it. Sixty-three years ago he kindly put my 
 name down for admission to his college, and sixty 
 years ago he wrote to Dr. Russell, directing him to 
 
 VOL. I. B
 
 2 INTRODUCTION. 
 
 send me up at once for matriculation. But, for one 
 reason or another, his name has not occupied a very 
 prominent place in the world now for many years. 
 So my vagrant memory drifted lazily to the name 
 of the Devonshire hamlet, and to the story of the 
 famous stone said to give the name to the hamlet 
 and to the family. Copleston himself used to explain 
 that this was a coping-stone, or a stone surmounting 
 a gable. But it was hard to see how so ordinary 
 a feature could be the distinction of a place or of a 
 family. Prince, writing two centuries ago, described 
 the stone as a dolmen, twelve feet clear of the ground, 
 standing at the meeting of four parishes, where it 
 probably had stood long before the parishes were 
 constituted. I had also ringing in my ear a familiar 
 Devonshire rhyme 
 
 Crocker, Cruwys, and Coplestone 
 
 When the Conqueror came were found at home. 
 
 Now, as the rhyme does not stand on the consonants, 
 it can only stand on the sound of the vowel, which 
 implies a terminal e. In fact that has now long been 
 the spelling of tne place, though I have to admit that 
 Prince going back many centuries does always spell 
 the name Copleston. 
 
 But to think of you all yes, all of you, some 
 dozen doughty knights of the pen not having found 
 and flung at my head the following passage in the 
 Memoir of the Bishop, by W. J. Copleston, published 
 by Parker, 1851. It occurs in a letter from one of 
 Copleston's quondam pupils to the writer of the 
 memoir :
 
 EDWARD COPLESTON. 3 
 
 You will smile, I think, at the fo lowing characteristic trait 
 of a relative whose turn of mind you knew so well. A note 
 was delivered to your uncle while we were ' enucleating ' (as 
 
 an excellent friend and olim soctus, T , used to style it) a 
 
 tough part of the ' Agamemnon.' Having opened and perused 
 the note, Mr. Copleston tossed it indignantly to me, pointing 
 to the direction 
 
 ' Now look there as if that man, who ought to know better, 
 and has called here half a dozen times, could not recollect 
 that my name is Copleston, as you may see it over my door, 
 and that I was baptized Edward, which he must know also, or 
 might have found out.' 
 
 H. He indulges you, I see, sir, with two superfluous letters. 
 
 C. Yes the Rev. Mr. Copples'.one ! Now, I cannot recom- 
 mend a better habit to a young man, like yourself, entering 
 the world in good society, than to ascertain the exact prefix, 
 spelling, and pronunciation of every man's name with whom 
 you have intercourse such, I mean, as he and his family 
 choose habitually to adopt. Depend upon it that people in 
 general infer a sort of oXiywpt'a from such lapses ; as if you took 
 such little interest in their identity, as to forget the minor 
 characteristics of it. 
 
 This I quote, indirectly, from a review of the 
 memoir in the 'Christian Remembrancer' of January, 
 1852, to which my brother Arthur, who wrote the 
 review, has called my attention. 
 
 But once upon my mis-spellings I must go on. 
 What a storm there was about my writing Oakley for 
 Oakeley ! All the nine villages of the name are spelt 
 Oakley, and the suburban square is Oakley, and no 
 doubt the e is an interpolation. Still I ought to have 
 known the right spelling, even after forty years. It is 
 true that I have myself suffered much persecution in 
 the wanton mis-spelling of my own name half a dozen 
 different ways. The very last letter I had from 
 Ward, for five years my fellow-worker in the ' British
 
 4 INTRODUCTION. 
 
 Critic,' and very frequent correspondent, lies before me, 
 spelling my name ' Mozely.' Did I quarrel with him? 
 No. I knew he was too ideal ever to be real. My 
 case could not easily be so bad as that of a departed 
 friend, whose right name was Lewellin, but who kept 
 in a portfolio more than a hundred various spellings 
 of his name actually received through the post. 
 
 But I think my mis-spelling of the well-known 
 and much loved Master of University raised the 
 greatest storm of indignant remonstrance. What, 
 not to know how to spell Plumptre ! The very insuf- 
 ficient answer is that I had been living twelve years at 
 Plymtree, and had no acquaintance with the living 
 representatives of the Master at Oxford. 
 
 Then I have offended a whole college, and a college 
 that thinks something of itself, by allowing myself to 
 be misled by the rules of pronunciation, and giving it 
 only two /'s in the course of three syllables. I took 
 inadvertently the old spelling. In Hume I find it 
 John Baliol. In Ecton's ' Thesaurus ' I find it Baliol 
 College. The rule certainly is that when a is pro- 
 nounced as in ' whale ' there must be only one /, and 
 when as in the first syllable of ' alligator,' with two /'s. 
 
 My saddest case of mis-spelling, for such it is, I 
 do indeed deeply grieve, and can only plead ' extenu- 
 ating circumstances.' Of course I ought to have 
 known how to designate Newman's friend, Bowden, 
 and the pope he wrote a life of; especially when I 
 was undertaking to enlighten the public on these 
 points. I had the names, in various connections, ly- 
 ing before me. Had I felt a doubt, five minutes might 
 have settled the question. The true man was John
 
 JOHN W. BOWDEN. 5 
 
 W. Bowden, and he published a Life of Gregory VII. 
 I described him as Henry Boden, and his subject as 
 Gregory the Great. There could hardly be worse 
 blunders at least in the eyes of those who happen to 
 be well acquainted with all the personages concerned. 
 1 should think that no one of all Newman's friends 
 was so dear to him as John W. Bowden. 
 
 Well, what have I to say for myself? I never 
 saw John W. Bowden but once in my life. I never 
 saw his brother, the true Henry Bowden, even once. 
 I am not sure that I ever saw the outside of John 
 W. Bowden's book, and am pretty sure that I never 
 read a page, or a line of it. The only time I saw 
 him was in a mile's walk from Rose Bank to Oxford, 
 in Newman's company. I could not but be struck 
 by the man, and remember him well. He was a very 
 fine figure, graceful rather than stately, very hand- 
 some, with a very expressive countenance, a melo- 
 dious voice, and a fluent utterance. It could be no 
 surprise that any one could become tenderly attached 
 to him. But this beautiful vision I saw and heard 
 once, and never again. 
 
 Of course I ought to have known and remem- 
 bered what John W. Bowden did in his brief career. 
 I now find that, besides his share in 'St. Bartholomew's 
 Eve ' and the ' Life of Hildebrand,' he wrote four of the 
 'Tracts for the Times,' beginning with the fifth, on 
 the Constitution and History of the Church. I have 
 just now run through them. To those who have yet to 
 form an idea of a writer, who, as ti\o. fidus Achates of 
 the Cardinal, must be an object of interest, I may say 
 that the tracts recall the man. They are very easy,
 
 6 INTRODUCTION. 
 
 graceful, business-like pieces of workmanship ; but, 
 though they might possibly secure some young Evan- 
 gelical already on the move, I cannot think they 
 would bring over any dissenters. Such people object 
 to the doctrine, the discipline, and the secular associa- 
 tions of the Church, and J. W. Bowden leaves these 
 matters just where they were. He affects to start 
 from the mission of the Apostles, but really builds on 
 the foundation of Constantine. However, I recom- 
 mend the four tracts, which read very musically, if 
 music could win souls. 
 
 John W. Bowden married into the family of a 
 great Northern baronet, and was absorbed into it. 
 An aristocratic connection is much admired and 
 much coveted, but it often ends in personal annihila- 
 tion. Inconsistency, too, even apparent inconsistency, 
 is a destructive process. There certainly was some- 
 thing incongruous in the admirer of Hildebrand, who 
 was for putting his hook in the nose of every prince, 
 power, and potentate in the world, settling into the 
 appendage of a Northumbrian baronet's household. 
 
 I have further to confess that a time came when 
 the name had a painful association, which did not 
 allow me to dwell on it. When I went to reside 
 in town in 1848 I forget whether J. W. Bowden 
 was still living I think not my wife, upon some en- 
 couragement, ventured to call on Mrs. Bowden, whom 
 she had met several times at Oxford, and who was 
 then residing either at or next door to Sir John 
 Swinburne. She was then invited to repeat her call at 
 lunch-time. She made several attempts without being 
 admitted. My own impression at the time was that
 
 TRICKS OF MEMORY, 7 
 
 nobody was likely to be admitted, unless stepping 
 from a brougham, with a footman in livery. I could 
 well have afforded this in those days, and perhaps 
 ought to have done so, but I was spending all 
 my receipts on Cholderton Church, and on another 
 object equally romantic. However, the acquaintance 
 dropped, and so it appears did Bowden's Christian 
 name from my memory. 
 
 In later years another solution has presented 
 itself. My wife never failed to express her opinions 
 candidly and plainly, and, judging by the result, I 
 think it likely Mrs. Bowden did the same, in the 
 opposite direction. 
 
 On looking over some old memoranda I see that 
 J. W. Bowden wrote an article on the ' Anglican Church 
 in the Mediterranean ' for the July number of the 
 ' British Critic ' in 1841. I was then editor, but I have 
 lent and lost my own copy of that number forty years, 
 and I never again saw another copy till the other day. 
 
 These are tricks of memory of which I have had 
 sad experience in my own case, and some too in 
 the case of others. I find that a doubt once established 
 never departs. There are words, not a few, which 
 I can never spell without reconsideration. This is a 
 small matter. But I find it the same in regard to 
 the various aspects of things, the judgments I have 
 deliberately formed upon persons and affairs, and the 
 recollections in which I have summed up passages of 
 my life. Does the mind revolve upon an axis ? Does 
 it ebb and flow? Does it alternately swallow and 
 disgorge like the Maelstrom? The mind requires 
 rest and refreshment ; does it also require repair and
 
 8 TO MY REVIEWERS. 
 
 restoration ? What is the cure ? To be right and 
 wrong alternate minutes is not a safe condition. I 
 do hope that when I next have to speak of John W. 
 Bowden, I shall not be on the Henry Boden tack, and 
 that I shall not be found dreaming of him that sent 
 Augustine to Canterbury. 
 
 No mistake of mine made such a stir as my 
 supposed alliance between the Denisons and the house 
 of Rutland. One of my reviewers thought it an 
 intentional slight on both houses. The fact is I had 
 written Portland, and it was actually printed Portland. 
 I had had a momentary doubt, which a second thought 
 dispelled. But when, in a hurried revision, I saw 
 Portland in the proof, I said to myself, ' Oh, that's 
 impossible. The Denisons can't have married into 
 those Dutch people.' The truth is, correctors of the 
 press ought to have as few ideas as possible. 
 
 CHAPTER II. 
 
 TO MY REVIEWERS. 
 
 OF course I knew that Medley was Bishop of Frederic- 
 ton, and Field of Newfoundland. But when I cast my 
 eye across the Atlantic in search of Medley, Frederic- 
 ton modestly sidled into the background, leaving 
 Newfoundland in the front. I am really thankful for 
 the blunder, for it has brought me two pleasant letters 
 from Fredericton. But all Devonshire was speedily
 
 T. FINCH HOBDAY BRIDGE. 9 
 
 upon me, for Medley was long there, and proud are 
 they of him. Of Field I heard frequently at one 
 time, and I will take the opportunity to associate with 
 him a rather remarkable personage, who deserved 
 not to be forgotten. 
 
 T. Finch Hobday Bridge was my contemporary 
 at Charterhouse a neat, compact, sprightly figure, 
 with a resolute expression, and a pair of bright, 
 black eyes. Russell had great hopes of him. His 
 figure stood out well from the rank. His readiness 
 and industry promised any career. But his name was 
 down for Worcester College. On the other hand, a 
 gown-boy, whose name I need not give, for besides 
 being very dull he was exceedingly grotesque, was 
 shortly going to Christ Church. Russell bribed him, 
 or rather his friends, with an ' exhibition ' to exchange 
 with Bridge, who was soon my opposite neighbour 
 at Oxford, in one of the attics of Peckwater Quad. 
 
 Poor Bridge became too much of a favourite : he 
 was too much in society ; he found his work too easy, 
 and his course too clear. His looks soon showed 
 deterioration. He recovered himself in time to take a 
 ' double second ' he could have taken a ' double first.' 
 He went to Newfoundland, and Field made him his 
 archdeacon. I heard that he did most of the work 
 there. Field's path was beset with difficulties, and 
 Bridge would undertake anything, and do it. The 
 Bishop called him hi> ' Iron Bridge,' and the expres- 
 sion recalled the very look of his schoolboy days. I 
 met him once at a Founder's Day. He was then the 
 most perfect figure of an ecclesiastic I had seen in this 
 country. Even in France or in Italy he would have
 
 io TO MY REVIEWERS. 
 
 commanded admiration. He had to work harder and 
 harder at his post. Fever came, and he did not shrink 
 from his duty. He took the fever and died, leaving a 
 family with very small means. 
 
 A year or two after, a lady, who wanted a girl to 
 educate with her only daughter, asked me to call in 
 the course of an afternoon. She told me I should 
 find four girls from the Clergy Orphan School Is 
 that the right title of it ? sent for her to choose 
 from. She had already seen them, and had made up 
 her mind to choose one of two. The moment I 
 entered the drawing-room it was as if my old school- 
 fellow was before me, so close the resemblance in 
 figure, expression, and eyes. It was a complete sur- 
 prise, for the lady had not mentioned names, and I 
 had only heard incidentally some time before this that 
 Bridge had left a family of what consisting, or where, 
 I knew not. Another girl was prettier, but there 
 could be no doubt Edith Bridge was the stronger and 
 finer metal. She did her part, a trying one, well. 
 She was valued and loved. I think she is now in a 
 sisterhood. 
 
 With regard to some of my errors and omissions, 
 to a certain neutrality where decision might have been 
 expected, and confusedness where order and accuracy 
 were most desirable, I have to remind my readers that 
 I only promised ' Reminiscences.' I was, in fact, the 
 first to sound the note of alarm. I offered the cue, 
 and my critics readily availed themselves of it. After 
 a form of my own, which I do not venture to commend 
 to general imitation, I am an honest man. My wife 
 and old servants could testify to their merriment when
 
 PROVING ALL THINGS. 11 
 
 a possible purchaser came to examine a mare I 
 wished to part with, and after he had felt all the legs 
 and pronounced them sound, I called his attention to a 
 suspicious appearance in one of them. This is exactly 
 what I have done in this instance. 
 
 But I did not think it necessary to call the reader's 
 attention to the periods when, upon my own showing 
 I could only speak upon the information of others, and 
 with a second-hand authority. I stated particularly, 
 with names, dates, personal relations, and specified 
 opportunities, the claims I had to write and to be 
 read. Very excusably I did not call the reader's 
 attention to the negative aspects of this statement. 
 Those aspects were plain enough. When I first be- 
 came acquainted with the Newmans there was a swarm 
 of little books of the Evangelical school flying and 
 settling all about them. I did warn the reader that 
 I had no acquaintance with the family before 1826, 
 though I might not invite him to suspect the accuracy 
 of my impression. 
 
 That impression has been sharply attacked, I 
 know not when and where. The echoes only have 
 reached me. It is a point in which others have a 
 right to the last word, and I am content to leave it 
 with them. But I have to clear myself of levity. I 
 did riot make my statement at random, or without 
 much consideration. I have the greatest regard and 
 affection for the memory of the lady whose name I 
 have, perhaps unwarrantably, brought forward. For 
 nearly three whole years before her death the ' Tracts 
 for the Times ' were coming out, and were the subject 
 of general conversation, She and her elder daughter,
 
 12 TO MY REVIEWERS. 
 
 who was her double as much as a daughter can be of 
 a mother, had very strong objections to those tracts, 
 and they both expressed their objections very freely. 
 They liked neither the matter nor the tone of the 
 tracts. They were most explicit on the subject to 
 numerous callers, including some of Newman's par- 
 ticular friends, indeed some of the writers. Long 
 before the appearance of the tracts, they had seemed 
 quite in accord with Golightly, a frequent caller, 
 whose conversation always ran upon religious topics, 
 and who was then, what he remained always, a 
 decided, not to say extreme, Evangelical, showing 
 more sympathy for Puritans than for High Church- 
 men. 
 
 Though I respected their sincerity and frankness, 
 I thought it a pity these ladies volunteered their 
 criticism under the circumstances. I often said to 
 myself, ' Why plant themselves so near Oxford, indeed 
 nearer and nearer, to come into possible collision with 
 the son ? When, upon my marriage, I went to my 
 Wiltshire rectory, I took a large supply of the tracts 
 with me. I very soon had to keep them out of sight, 
 and it was very rarely, indeed accidentally, that I 
 looked into them. They kept coming, but as fast as 
 they came I stowed them away. I did not venture to 
 distribute them. Had I done so, my neighbours 
 would have discussed them with my wife, and it would 
 immediately have come out that we were not quite 
 at accord on some questions then at the front of the 
 religious controversy. 
 
 AH this is a matter of notoriety. Fifteen years 
 ago, when I was at Rome, writing letters about the
 
 ARM1N1ANS. 13 
 
 proceedings of the Council, I read in a Roman Catholic 
 newspaper published in London that such was the 
 peculiar malignity of my disposition that I had been 
 on the point of going over to Rome to spite one wife, 
 and was now attacking Rome to spite another. 
 
 What then was the root of this antipathy, this 
 antagonism, holding its ground for two generations ? 
 Putting things together as well as I could, I did not 
 write that the mother was a Calvinist, but I explained 
 and refined to the utmost of my poor ability and 
 very slight theological information. I fear I gave 
 myself too much trouble about it, and got bewildered 
 accordingly. I said that the lady in question was ' a 
 modified Calvinist.' It was an unfortunate expres- 
 sion, betraying uncertainty both as to the subject and 
 as to the predicate. To say the truth, I don't know 
 what Calvinism is, and never yet met with any one 
 who could give a satisfactory definition of it. The 
 people who admire Calvin are always anxious to ex- 
 plain that they are not themselves Calvinists. The 
 lady I am speaking of was not a Laudian ; I have 
 seen her described as an Arminian but nobody, 
 not even Arminius himself, could say quite what 
 that meant. The Dutch divine has acquired a 
 celebrity far beyond his wishes, but he began with a 
 protest against the excesses of human presumption in 
 Divine matters, and, driven on by controversy and 
 persecution, he shewed rather the negative than the 
 positive side of his theological system, if he had 
 anything to call a system. I had no intention of 
 describing the lady as singular, or ' sectarian,' or of a 
 definite school. Nor could I say simply that hers
 
 i 4 TO MY REVIEWERS. 
 
 was ' the religion of a lady,' as people talk of ' the 
 religion of a gentleman.' 
 
 From a diary in 1831 I find the ladies were read- 
 ing Tillotson ; but the very same entry mentions 
 Baxter, so not much is to be inferred from that. I 
 believe the real question is, what were the prevalent 
 religious views in the city of London in the first 
 years of this century ? Yet there is still another 
 account of the matter, which is probably in most 
 cases the true one. The sweet religion of nature 
 prevails between parents and children. The relation 
 itself, and its various emergencies, suggest a sound 
 faith and a salutary discipline sufficient for the occa- 
 sion. Fathers and mothers must be divinities till they 
 have forfeited the character, or till the believing eyes 
 of children are unhappily opened and they are driven 
 out of their little paradise. 
 
 I have given a confused account of the starting 
 of the ' Tracts for the Times,' and of the ' Hadleigh 
 Conference.' The truth is I was at the time very 
 closely engaged in my duties and undertakings at my 
 Northamptonshire parish, seldom leaving home for a 
 day ; and the tracts, as also the story of the ' Confer- 
 ence,' and succeeding conferences, came to me after 
 date. I often saw it stated, or implied, that Newman 
 had been at the Conference, but I found it difficult to 
 conceive it, or to reconcile it with his own distinct 
 course. As my readers now probably know, he was 
 not one of the very small party assembled at Had- 
 leigh. They were Rose, Mr. William Palmer, of 
 Worcester College, Froude, and Perceval. The first of 
 these had sufficient goodness and genius to meet new
 
 SIX WILLIAM PALMER. 15 
 
 and great emergencies, had it pleased God to spare 
 him. Upon Froude I am forbidden to speculate. 
 
 Ostendent terris hunc tantum fata, neque ultra 
 Esse sinent. 
 
 But to any one who reads Sir W. Palmer's story of 
 the Oxford Movement in the ' Contemporary Review,' 
 or the ' Catechism of Church Principles ' which it 
 was Mr. Perceval's one idea to force on the Church of 
 England, it will be quite clear that the former was 
 prepared to employ all the physical force of England 
 to sweep Ireland clean of Popery, and the latter 
 equally prepared, in like fashion, to purge England of 
 Dissent. Their only notion of a movement was a 
 proclamation of war, and I must do them both the 
 justice to believe that they had the courage of their 
 opinions. 
 
 Unless my memory is very much indeed at fault, 
 I feel sure that one of Sir W. Palmer's statements is 
 calculated to give a very wrong impression. He 
 says : 
 
 The publication of my ' O 'igines Liturgica? ' had the gratify- 
 ing result of introducing me to the acquaintance, amongst 
 others, of Newman, who was then reputed to be one of the 
 most rising men in Oxford, and also to the acquaintance of 
 Froude, whose reputation as a scholar and a man of genius 
 stood very high. Both were Fellows and Tutors of Oriel 
 College. 
 
 Sir W. Palmer adds that the acquaintance had no 
 time to ripen, as just when it was likely to increase 
 Newman and Froude went to the Mediterranean. 
 
 The word ' publication ' here surely includes the 
 preparation, the search, and collection of materials, as
 
 1 6 CONFLICTING RECOLLECTIONS. 
 
 well as the actual composition, extending over four 
 years. I repeat, unless I have been dreaming, I met 
 Palmer frequently at Oriel, in Newman's company, 
 in 1829, 1830, 1831 ; and upon these occasions there 
 was always some talk upon the work he was engaged 
 in. Nor are Sir W. Palmer's own expressions con- 
 sistent with the date of actual publication. Newman 
 might have been called a 'rising man ' in 1829, and 
 he was still Tutor as too was Froude but any one 
 familiar with the character and position of Newman 
 and Froude in 1832, would smile at Sir W. Palmer's 
 description of them as applied to that date. 
 
 CHAPTER III. 
 
 CONFLICTING RECOLLECTIONS. 
 
 AFTER having myself made so great a mistake as to 
 imagine Sir W. Palmer, whom I had never known by 
 that title, to be no longer in the flesh in 1882, I am 
 hardly in a position to criticise his accuracy. I feel, 
 however, bound to anticipate the possible and indeed 
 reasonable suggestion that his dates, orders of se- 
 quence, and measures of significance in his ' Narrative 
 of Events,' 1883, are occasionally at variance with 
 mine. The variance is sometimes great, and to me 
 unaccountable ; but certainly not owing to faulty 
 memory on my part, or careless writing. 
 
 Not a few of Sir William's statements are quite
 
 SUSPENSION OF THE ' BRITISH CRITIC: 17 
 
 at variance with my recollections, and incredible to 
 my conceptions. Among other startling assertions, 
 he claims to have brought about the suspension of 
 the ' British Critic,' and so delivered the Church of 
 England from a plague. Had he added that it was 
 he who built Cholderton Church, I could not have been 
 more surprised. Perhaps Sir W. Palmer's statement 
 might be interpreted to mean that, upon my resigna- 
 tion of the editorship, he was consulted by Rivington, 
 who had published for him two important works, 
 and that his advice was to discontinue the periodical. 
 He does not, however, say this straight, so what he 
 does say is only half a revelation, that is, a mystery. 
 His reticence has suggested to me the possibil.ty of 
 Rivington having offered him the editorship, and of 
 his having declined it, which certainly would have 
 been his wisest course. 
 
 Since writing the above I have seen, in the proof, 
 a letter of my brother James of the date, while pass- 
 ing through the press. He states that, in December 
 1843, Palmer had just asked him to contribute to the 
 ' British Critic,' of which he was now to be editor. 
 The subjects suggested were not such as my brother 
 James, or the English world, were likely to care 
 much about. They would take some time, and could 
 not be expected by New Year's Day. I am not 
 in a position to say why Palmer made the offer, or 
 why my brother declined it, though I should have 
 been surprised if he had accepted. As I cannot 
 explain the fact I will not comment on it ; I only 
 substitute it for the very wide statement that it was 
 Sir W. Palmer who extinguished the ' British Critic.' 
 
 VOL. I. C
 
 1 8 CONFLICTING RECOLLECTIONS. 
 
 If any one had a taste for the employment he 
 could make a curious and instructive collection of the 
 mistakes made by considerable writers, whose names 
 would suffer no disparagement by a few trifling deduc- 
 tions. According to their bent, or to the exigencies 
 of their work, historians either run into details, or 
 dress up pictures of events or of men, or generalise ; 
 and in any case they easily slip off the lines of pro- 
 portion, congruity, and truth. 
 
 Few people, indeed, except those who have to 
 criticise and to be criticised, can have any notion of 
 the immense number of errors as to names, dates, and 
 other particulars, current in literature, and passing 
 wholly unquestioned. They do not often signify much : 
 the argument or the narrative runs the same. When 
 the writer himself does not think it worth while to cast 
 his eyes on the printed page before him, he generally 
 takes a true estimate of the accuracy required. I 
 have stated, for example, that by walking up our own 
 street at Derby in 1817 I might have seen three men 
 beheaded for high treason. Several histories say 
 there were only two, and one of the minor Quarter- 
 lies of 1883 puts the trial and execution at York. 
 What matters it now ? 
 
 I venture to give a more serious instance of 
 inaccuracy from one of the most painstaking and 
 conscientious writers of our times, the late Dean of 
 Westminster. In his most interesting ' Historical 
 Memorials of Westminster Abbey,' second edition, 
 page 243, we read : 
 
 In St. Edmund's Chapel lies Nicholas Monk, the honest 
 clergyman, who undertook the journey to Scotland to broadi
 
 SLIPS OF HISTORIANS. 19 
 
 the first design of the Restoration to his brother the General, for 
 whom he had always had ' a brotherly affection,' but who was 
 sent back, with 'such infinite reproaches, and many oaths, that 
 the poor man was glad when he was gone, and never had the 
 courage after to undertake the like employment.' His services, 
 however, were not forgotten, and he was raised to the See of 
 Hereford, and, dying immediately afterwards, was buried in the 
 Abbey. 
 
 No doubt the General did use some very rough 
 language upon finding that his brother had disclosed 
 his errand to his own Episcopalian chaplain, Dr. 
 Price. He went so far as to say that he was bound 
 to hang anybody that went into his camp and talked 
 of a restoration. But Nicholas Monk, with his 
 daughter, remained two months at Dalkeith Palace 
 on the most affectionate terms with the General, who 
 then dismissed them with ' a very particular kindness.' 
 
 But the General did more : he gave Nicholas two 
 very critical and difficult missions, and Nicholas under- 
 took and discharged both with great promptitude, and 
 with most important results. Immediately on his 
 arrival at London he went to Sir John Granville, and 
 told him the General could have nothing to say to any 
 communication from Charles ; but at the same time 
 stated that there had been matters between himself 
 and the General, upon which he and others had been 
 sworn to secrecy. 
 
 From Sir John Granville, Nicholas Monk went 
 straightway to Commissary Clarges, the General's re- 
 presentative in town, and communicated to him the as- 
 surance, which he was to transmit to Speaker Lenthall, 
 that the General would support Parliament against the 
 military faction. In a veiy few hours this message
 
 20 CONFLICTING RECOLLECTIONS. 
 
 set in motion the train of events leading by necessary 
 consequence to the Restoration. Parliament instantly, 
 and most rashly, as it seemed, declared its independ- 
 ence, and so defied the army, against which it had 
 no protection at hand but some ill-officered guards. 
 Lambert, with equal rashness, surrounded the guards, 
 and turned back the members as they were coming to 
 the House. This was all General Monk wanted, and, 
 as soon as he could make the requisite preparation, he 
 crossed the Tweed, and, without the shedding of a drop 
 of blood, restored the Crown. 
 
 The late Dean's account of the matter is from 
 Clarendon, and, as the historian wrote it very soon 
 after the Restoration, it might be supposed reliable. 
 But the truth was Clarendon hated Monk and all his 
 belongings. He had tried hard to make Monk his 
 tool, on the speculation of the tool running all the 
 risks of failure, and being thrown away in the case of 
 success. Monk had seen through and through him 
 his back and his lont at once, so to speak and the 
 result was Clarendon himself was thrown overboard. 
 He was in exile when he wrote the few and hasty 
 words quoted by Dean Stanley. I cannot but suspect 
 that if it had been a philosopher, a statesman, or 
 a man of letters, instead of a simple country parson, 
 the Dean would have given a little more time and 
 thought to the Rector of Plymtree, whose dust is 
 now commingled with that of the Plantagenets in 
 Westminster Abbey.
 
 PREACHED AND NOT PUBLISHED, 21 
 
 CHAPTER IV. 
 
 PUSEY'S SERMON ON SIN AFTER BAPTISM. 
 
 IN my remarks upon this famous sermon, chap, xciv., 
 I say, ' I have not read the sermon, nor have I read 
 the explanatory " Tract for the Times " on the subject. 
 I have only my recollections.' In the next page I 
 relate at some length the incident of Samuel Wilber- 
 force coming up suddenly, about a fortnight after the 
 sermon, to ask for an explanation, presenting himself 
 , for that purpose, not to Pusey, but to Newman, and 
 after another fortnight making a public and very 
 energetic protest against Pusey's sermon, and the 
 teaching supposed to be associated with it. About 
 two months after the publication of the ' Reminis- 
 cences ' I was surprised and, I may add, gratified by 
 receiving the following : 
 
 South Hermitage, Ascot Priory, Bracknell. 
 
 MY DEAR MOZLEY, In your ' Reminiscences,' &c., there 
 is a chapter on a sermon of mine on Heb. vi. 4, 5, 6. You say, 
 ' I have not read the sermon, nor have I read the explanatory 
 " Tract for the Times " in explanation of it.' Was it then 
 printed ? I have not the faintest memory of it, nor of any 
 ' Tract for the Times,' nor of S. W. making a public and very 
 energetic protest against it. Can you tell me anything about 
 any of the three which might recall them to me ? For you 
 have criticised the sermon, pointing out what you think was 
 defective, and I have no means of explaining myself. With 
 every good wish, 
 
 Yours very faithfully, 
 
 Aug. 2, 1882. E. B. PUSEY.
 
 22 PUSEY ON SIN AFTER BAPTISM. 
 
 The Tracts on Baptism were a thing per se. They were 
 written to save a Hebrew pupil from leaving the Church because 
 it taught the doctrine of baptismal regeneration. I asked him 
 to wait until I could put together the Scriptural evidence for it. 
 In the course of it I wrote on Heb. vi. 4, et seq. 
 
 The letter reached me a day or two after my 
 arrival at Llandudno. I replied that here I was in 
 Wales for my wife's health, my first visit to the 
 principality, and away from my books, meaning chiefly 
 my copy of the tracts. I could only beg for time, 
 promising to reply at length immediately on my 
 return home. I did this with a sad misgiving that I 
 had little right to be sure we should either of us be 
 living a month thence. I received the following very 
 kind reply : 
 
 MY DEAR MOZLEY, I am sorry to hear of your wife's 
 illness. Do not trouble yourself about my sermon. I am 
 satisfied that it was never printed. Probably I never heard 
 that it was talked about. 1 have nothing to complain of in 
 your statement. Indeed, I do not see the difference between 
 your statement and what you say was mine. The defect of the 
 sermon as you have reported of it would have been its omis- 
 sions. I can hardly think that I said nothing to comfort those 
 who were so stricken. Perhaps I shall find the sermon. I 
 only wanted it for my own information. At a later period, I 
 was blamed in the opposite direction for accepting and press- 
 ing S. Gregory's commentary on ' The first shall be last, and 
 the last first,' as involving that some who have gone much out 
 of the way would, through their subsequent repentance and 
 use of the grace of God, be higher than some who had been 
 all along in it. But it matters little what one thought those 
 many years ago, unless it becomes necessary to explain what 
 one holds now. One can only hope that God stirred up some 
 hearts then (as He, by your account, did yours), and that one's 
 imperfections did not mar the work. 
 
 Would that we were not so wide apart. I do not think that
 
 LAST WORDS. 23 
 
 you can understand that great stirring of mind ; but the question 
 is not about the past, but the present and the Hereafter. With 
 every good wish, 
 
 Yours very faithfully, 
 
 Aug. 7, 1882. E. B. PUSEY. 
 
 On my return home I immediately wrote to Pusey 
 in reply to his three first questions. On referring 
 to the tracts containing Scriptural views on Holy 
 Baptism, and particularly to the preface, I found it to 
 be as Pusey stated. At the time referred to he was 
 writing these tracts, and having to preach before the 
 University he spoke on the matter that his heart was 
 full of. Samuel Wilberforce's sudden appearance at 
 Oxford soon after the delivery of the sermon, and his, 
 visit to Newman's rooms and my own, as, too, his public 
 protest soon after, must rsst on my recollections. 
 There is nothing either for or against them in the 
 published ' Life." 
 
 CHAPTER V. 
 
 TWO CHERUBS. 
 
 WITH regard to two of the most remarkable of my 
 contemporaries I have enjoyed a singular good fortune, 
 indeed, as I feel it, a providential protection. Those 
 two are Mr. Gladstone and Archbishop Tait. It has 
 been my fate, or my folly, to differ from them both 
 considerably I think always more or less. I have 
 always been at heart too much of a Tory for the one, 
 and too High Church for the other. They have both
 
 24 . TWO CHERUBS. 
 
 gone heartily with the country, but I have been only 
 the humble servant of my country and a reformer 
 rather against the grain. ' Broad Church ' has been 
 to me all my life simply an abomination that is, 
 Broad Church as enunciated by its foremost advocates. 
 
 This led me to a strange complication of feelings 
 with regard to the late Dean Stanley. While I was 
 always fascinated by his style I could not help read- 
 ing, generally twice over, every scrap of his I saw in 
 the papers I recoiled utterly from what I believed to 
 be his doctrine. 
 
 As for Mr. Gladstone, I for many years have seldom 
 thought of him and his measures without being re- 
 minded of the terrible lines in which Horace describes 
 one of the attendants of that fickle goddess whom he 
 believed to be the arbiter of civil strife : 
 
 Te semper anteit serva necessitas, 
 Clavos trabales et cuneos manu 
 Gestans ahena ; nee severus 
 Uncus abest liquidumque plumbum. 
 
 Often have I felt that I would rather grow cabbages 
 like Cincinnatus, than be the public executioner of 
 usurpations, monopolies, and other abuses. But after 
 indulging in the sentiment I have swelled the triumph 
 of justice, peace, and public good. I have gene- 
 rally been so unfortunate in the use of my electoral 
 privileges that I have come to think them hardly 
 worth the fuss made about them ; but the most un- 
 fortunate use I ever made of them so I felt at the 
 time was when I went up to Oxford to vote for 
 Mr. Gladstone, and he was actually elected. 
 
 It was some excuse for this ridiculous inconsist-
 
 GLADSTONE AND TAIT. 25 
 
 ency that I scarcely ever looked into Mr. Gladstone's 
 weekly organ -of course he hadn't a weekly organ 
 in any other sense than he had a tail to his coat 
 without seeing some very offensive and utterly untrue 
 allusion to myself. No philosophy, no known species 
 of Christianity, can prevent a little, just a little annoy- 
 ance under such circumstances. 
 
 But now, what is the singular good fortune or 
 providential protection I began with ? Simply this : 
 I never in all my life once saw Mr. Gladstone from 
 the evening I met him in Hurdis Lushington's room, 
 three or four days after his arrival from Eton, till he 
 was so good as to ask me to breakfast in June 1882, 
 and kindly suggest a correction or two in my book. 
 On the former occasion he had all the purple bloom 
 and freshness of boyhood, and the glow of generous 
 emotion. Since that day I have seen portraits and 
 caricatures of him a thousand times, but the original 
 idea has never failed to return to the memory. 
 
 My life's experience of Archbishop Tait has been 
 much the same. I met him, several years my junior, 
 in Oriel Common Room, and perhaps once or twice 
 in the streets of Oxford about the same time. He 
 was then a good-natured, chubby-faced, unmistakably 
 Scotch lad, perhaps canny beyond his years. I never 
 saw him again till very recently, at a meeting in the 
 rooms of the National Society for the foundation of 
 a college in memory of Bishop Selwyn. As the 
 leader of the ' Four Tutors,' and on other occasions, 
 he could not but give pain to Newman's friends and 
 adherents. Nor could he fail to incur the charge 
 of partiality when in after years, and invested with
 
 26 TWO CHERUBS. 
 
 official authority, he seemed not to shew the like 
 alacrity in reproving excesses in an opposite 
 direction. 
 
 Nevertheless, he never lost to me his youthful 
 form, and as I have thought of these two men I have 
 often been reminded of the two beautiful angelic, or 
 rather cherubic, faces looking upwards from the fore- 
 ground of Raphael's Madonna di San Sisto. 
 
 It is needless to say that the development into 
 the existing statesman, as formed by half a century of 
 incessant political warfare, is simply ludicrous, and I 
 could not say that I find in this case the child to be 
 father of the man. But it was so in the case of the 
 late Primate. He was the fair, ingenuous boy to the 
 last as far as looks are concerned, and those looks 
 could not fail to speak the truth. To me the two 
 recollections have been the source of as much plea- 
 sure as some childhood memories of a more senti- 
 mental character. 
 
 It has often occurred to me how much schoolboys 
 owe, in after life, to the sweet and vivacious company 
 of ever-youthful faces still crowding their memories, 
 surrounding them wherever they move, and flitting 
 across their sight night and day. Still, I always felt 
 something owing to myself and to my Oxford friends 
 in the part which the former Tutor of Balliol had 
 taken ; and this sense, after much deliberation, I 
 expressed in what may seem a very puny form. 
 Some years ago I recognised on my chancel-screen 
 at Plymtree the rough portraiture of Henry VII., 
 Prince Arthur, and Cardinal Morton. These I got 
 
 o 
 
 reproduced, with an account of Morton, chiefly from
 
 'MY DUTY AND RESPECT: 27 
 
 Hook's ' Lives of the Archbishops,' but with the 
 addition of some interesting matter from other 
 sources. I could not omit, had I even wished it, send- 
 ing a copy to Morton's living successor in the primacy, 
 but I took care to accompany it with nothing more 
 than ' my duty and respect' It was most kindly 
 acknowledged. 
 
 CHAPTER VI. 
 
 ARCHBISHOP TAIT AT POWDERHAM CASTLE, 
 
 FOUR years ago the late Primate, having recently lost 
 his son and his wife, and, it may be added, his health 
 and his strength, was taking a holiday in the west of 
 England. To my surprise, and not less pleasure, I 
 received an invitation from the Earl of Devon to meet 
 him at Powderham Castle. It was almost exclusively 
 a family party, Mr. Sadler, Vicar of Honiton, being 
 the only exception besides myself. The Primate, 
 attended by his daughter, now his only secretary, was 
 a touching spectacle. Lady Anne Wood did the 
 honours of the well-known historic pile which occu- 
 pies so high a place in Devon story and Devon 
 affections. It was Friday, if I remember right, and I 
 was asked to remain over the Sunday. As I had a 
 clerical friend staying with me and taking most of 
 my duty, I could easily accept the invitation. The 
 Primate and his devoted secretary had work all the 
 day, and showed little.
 
 28 ARCHBISHOP TAIT AT POWDERHAM CASTLE. 
 
 One evening Lady Anne planted me on a sofa near 
 the Primate, who at once began on Oxford acquaint- 
 ances and Oxford doings. Of everybody and every- 
 thing he spoke with a bright and tender kindness. His 
 gentle and admiring allusions to Ward made me feel 
 a little ashamed of the budget of grievances my soul 
 still harbours with that gentleman. He talked most 
 pleasantly of the Newmans, and reminded me of an 
 incident I had long forgotten. While the Cardinal 
 that now is was standing at the north side of the 
 Altar at the old Margaret Street Chapel, a black cat 
 suddenly descending, nobody knew whence, lighted 
 on his shoulder and bounded off, nobody could see 
 whither. Three or four years difference of age make 
 much difference in mental recollections, and I was 
 flattered to find the Primate had a distinct recollection 
 of me in Oriel Common Room. 
 
 He thanked me much for my book on Cardinal 
 Morton. I had sent Lord Devon a copy also, and he 
 very kindly had it laid on the drawing-room table. It 
 had made the Primate acquainted with the very 
 remarkable and utterly forgotten fact that his prede- 
 cessor Morton had done the honours of Rome to the 
 French King Charles VIII. and his army, on their 
 return from the so-called conquest of Naples, when 
 the Pope (Borgia) and all his own cardinals found it 
 expedient to be out of the way at Orvieto. Morton 
 had been present, with thirteen other cardinals, at 
 the state reception of the king by the Pope, on the 
 former's first passage through Rome, and had wit- 
 nessed the succession of expedients by which each 
 struggled to assert his pre-eminence.
 
 CANTERBURY AT ROME. 29 
 
 In regard to another matter, it was on his second 
 visit that Charles VIII. laid the first stone of the Trinita 
 di Monte, the first church in Rome with that dedica- 
 tion, on the site of the temporary church used by his 
 soldiers on their previous month's sojourn at Rome. 
 
 The Primate kindly invited me to call at Lambeth 
 the ensuing February, when he would take me over 
 the Palace and show me what Morton had done 
 there. I accepted the invitation, but when February 
 came there was not a day I could have spared for so 
 happy a pilgrimage. I was rural dean. I had to visit 
 twenty churches, some near twenty miles off, and very 
 inaccessible. I had to prepare candidates for Con- 
 firmation. I had to accompany the Bishop in his 
 little tour of the rural deanery. So I had to break 
 my engagement. Calling at Lambeth later in the 
 year, I found the Primate had left special directions 
 that I was to be shown everything and receive all 
 possible assistance. 
 
 Having had to write to Golightly a few days before 
 my visit to Powderham, I thought to amuse him by 
 mentioning it. He wrote to me, enclosing a note ad- 
 dressed to the Primate, with a particular injunction to 
 deliver it with my own hand. This I did, though not 
 quite liking the job. The note would not contain 
 dynamite, but there are degrees of explosiveness. 
 The Primate opened the note, glanced at its contents, 
 and, with a pleasant smile, put it in his pocket. 
 
 Going the round of our contemporaries, he took 
 for granted I must have been well acquainted with 
 his brother-in-law Spooner, whose influence had told 
 so much on Mrs. Tait. I certainly remembered him
 
 30 ARCHBISHOP TAIT AT POIVDERHAM CASTLE. 
 
 very well as a mild and amiable member of our Oriel 
 circle ; but he was several years my junior, and when I 
 saw anything of him he was rather the recipient 
 than the medium of impressions, and not even re- 
 ceiving impressions in a demonstrative manner. It 
 must have been in after years that he acquired force 
 of character and of manner to impress his sister, 
 indeed his brother-in-law too, as he appears to have 
 done. But everybody who compares his early con- 
 temporaries with their life careers will have been 
 struck by the frequent discrepancy between the 
 promise and the fulfilment, most apparent when 
 really there had been no promise at all. 
 
 I cannot for the life of me recall what led to my 
 next move. It could not be any question as to 
 my place in the Class List ; nor was it any allusion 
 to my inconsistencies. I blurted out that most of the 
 time I was at school, all the time I was at college, 
 and for many years after, I had been under a very 
 strange, if not absolutely evil, possession, a philosophy 
 begotten in me, somehow or other, by my frequent 
 conversation with an early instructor, the father of 
 Mr. Herbert Spencer. 
 
 The Primate was astonished and amused. Open- 
 ing his eyes and his mouth, he awaited further revela- 
 tions. I cannot have said a word on the matter 
 for forty years, and how I came now to select the 
 Primate of all England for my father confessor I 
 can't conceive. I had to go on, and as I attempted 
 to make things intelligible he asked me some per- 
 tinent questions. Had I published anything on the 
 subject ? How had it affected my writings generally ? 
 In what respect did the process I had aimed at differ
 
 PHILOSOPHY AND LEGEND. 31 
 
 from the natural growth of all minds that is, all 
 that do grow ? Of course he observed on the utter 
 antagonism of such a method as that I tried to 
 describe with the principles of the Oxford school. 
 Though I wished to explain myself further, it was a 
 happy deliverance when Lady Anne came up, pro- 
 posed to introduce me to some one else in the room, 
 took me off, and planted some one else tete-d-tete 
 with the Archbishop. 
 
 My monopoly of his presence had been long 
 enough in all conscience, for I now remember I had 
 favoured him with one of the derivations which experi- 
 ence has taught me to inflict sparingly on old acquaint- 
 ances. He alluded to my pictured chancel screen. 
 What other figures were there ? These I enumerated. 
 One I dwelt upon, either wholly forgetting what the 
 Archbishop would have to say to it, or upon some 
 latent suggestion. This was St. Sidwell. As painted 
 on my chancel screen she carries a scythe over her 
 shoulder, and her own head in her hands, a glory 
 taking its place. The legend, I believe, is that upon 
 some trial of her faith she fled across the corn-fields, 
 and was pursued by the reapers, one of whom cut 
 her head off with a sweep of his scythe. I derived 
 the legend from its root, which I supposed to be the 
 river Sid in my rural deanery. It is so called, I said, 
 from its sinking or settling down into the shingle and 
 sand before it reaches the sea. The Sid would have 
 a source, which would be called Sidwell, as in the 
 case of Clyst Wellham, corrupted into Clystwilliam 
 in my own village. The locality of Sidwell would 
 give a name to a family. This would be latinised 
 into Sativola, the name of the saint. But Sativola if
 
 32 ARCHBISHOP TAIT AT PO WDERHAM CASTLE. 
 
 it means anything, means flying over a harvest-field. 
 The martyrdom described would be a natural con- 
 clusion, and my picture would be the orthodox repre- 
 sentation. 
 
 I added that no doubt the picture, which is not 
 uncommon, had probably suggested the old story of 
 the Irishman carrying a scythe over his shoulder, and, 
 upon seeing a salmon in the water, striking it with the 
 but-end of his implement, when, as the story goes, 
 he cut off his own head and his neighbour's right ear. 
 This I have seen in a caricature representing the head 
 falling before him. 
 
 As soon as I came to the name Sidwell the Arch- 
 bishop said, ' Oh, come, let me hear about that name, 
 for you know I am much interested in it.' As to my 
 story he maintained a polite reserve. I see the Sit- 
 wells of Rheinshaw derive the name from one Sca- 
 wald, or Scadwald. There is not much to be made 
 of old spelling. The English Liddells and the Irish 
 Lidwills are of the same original stock, but the 
 former derive the name from Lyddale. 
 
 It must have been on the afternoon of Saturday 
 that all went out together to the point where the 
 pleasure-grounds resolved themselves into woods, and 
 where one saw less of the castle and more of the 
 country. The Primate had been well packed up in a 
 Bath-chair, Lady Anne taking care of him. He 
 invited me to accompany them round the woods. 
 
 I suppose most people would say they would 
 rather die than not accept such an invitation. That 
 was exactly the choice I had to make ; so I felt ; and 
 I concluded not to die immediately. It was cold.
 
 A DISAPPOINTMENT. 33 
 
 The air of the woods was dank. The pace had been 
 a creeping one. The stoppages had been frequent. 
 I felt a deadly chill coming up my arms. Three or four 
 months before this I had had a serious warning, and 
 had had to call in the doctor, the first time for half 
 a century. It had, I believed, been the result of a 
 chill. 
 
 With extreme mortification, I declined, stating 
 the reason ; and Lord Devon kindly took me at a 
 brisk pace a wide reach round the domain, which may 
 be described as an extensive spur of the Great 
 Haldon, commanding the valley of the Exe. 
 
 Among other remarkable specimens he showed 
 me what I had not believed to be possible in this 
 climate. It was a eucalyptus, that had attained the 
 size of a full-grown forest-tree, with two feet diameter 
 of solid wood. It was not the variety which runs into 
 long pendent branches ; the leaves were small and 
 few, affording little hope of further growth. It had 
 never borne any of the blossoms whose beautiful 
 and elaborate goblet-and-lid-shaped envelope gives 
 the name to the tree. 
 
 CHAPTER VII. 
 
 RITUALISM. 
 
 AT Powderham Castle there was morning and even- 
 ing service in the chapel. This was part of the old 
 building, whether originally a chapel I know not, but 
 VOL. I. D
 
 34 RITUALISM. 
 
 now of a thoroughly ecclesiastical character. The 
 chancel screen was temporary I think. In the order 
 of the day, posted about the house, I saw that there 
 was early Communion on Sunday. There had been 
 some negotiation with the Bishop of the Diocese on 
 the subject ; for though the community of a castle 
 may be regarded as a parish, still there were parochial 
 claims to be considered. Half-past seven had been 
 selected as a time which would not come in compe- 
 tition with any parish service. 
 
 I think I was waked by the chapel bell, but I 
 was in the chapel, though approached through a 
 labyrinth of passages, before the bell went down. 
 The congregation was assembled. The day before 
 this I had turned to the right and taken a seat 
 amongst the members of the household. I was now 
 directed into the part enclosed by the screen, and I 
 took my seat in a stall on the north side. In a 
 minute, the Archbishop, in his overcoat, came in and 
 took his seat opposite. 
 
 In a minute more a door opened south of the 
 Altar, and there came in the priest, and a very youth- 
 ful attendant, both in embroidered vestments. Either 
 there were frequent bowings and genuflections, cross- 
 ings, an actual elevation of the Host, and a good 
 deal more, or my imagination has overmastered me 
 and supplied it all. The celebrant communicated 
 in both kinds ; then administered in -both kinds to 
 the acolyte, as I venture to call him. Then the 
 Archbishop, crossing over, came and knelt at the rail 
 towards my end of it. 1 took my place at his side. 
 We received in both kinds and withdrew. Then
 
 THE CHASUBLE 35 
 
 came the family, the household, and the rest of the 
 congregation, including about twenty young women 
 of an industrial home I forget the exact name in 
 the park, under Lady Anne's management. Alto- 
 gether there must have been about fifty communi- 
 cants. Everybody in and about the castle, I was 
 told, communicated, except a stable-boy who had 
 not yet been confirmed. 
 
 We all went to the usual morning service at the 
 village of Powderham. The church was full. Lord 
 Devon read the lessons, and it was a pleasure to 
 hear them so read. After service the Archbishop 
 remained to look at the numerous Courtney monu- 
 ments and the painted windows. I did also. On our 
 leaving the church together, he turned round and 
 asked, ' Did you ever see a chasuble worn at Com- 
 munion before ? ' I had to make the disgraceful 
 confession that I did not know what a chasuble was, 
 and that I had supposed the vestment to be a cope. 
 ' Oh no,' he replied, 'a cope encloses the whole body, 
 leaving just room for the two hands, joined palm to 
 palm, to come out in front,' and then he suited the 
 action to the word. The chasuble is a close-fitting 
 vestment, leaving the arms free, and designed appar- 
 ently to save the ampler formation of the surplice 
 from embarrassing the celebrant. Convenient as it 
 is, and rather ungraceful, it is made the most of by 
 a full-sized cross embroidered on the back. 
 
 I cannot help asking my readers what creature 
 wears a chasuble. Some will answer at once. Some 
 would not for a hundred years. Look into any brook- 
 flowing over gravel, and you may see a little bit of 
 
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 36 RITUALISM. 
 
 straw, or wood, rolling over the pebbles, and coming 
 to a short rest now and then. Fix your eyes on it, 
 and you will see tiny legs before and behind. This 
 is the caddis-worm, that envelops itself with a jacket 
 of straw, or. of sand glued together, to protect its 
 very frail structure from the points and edges upon 
 which its lot is cast. The root of caddis and chasuble 
 is the same. Anglers know the creature well, for 
 it is a favourite bait ; but few of them can ever have 
 invested it with ritualistic associations. 
 
 ' I suppose,' said the Archbishop, ' all this would 
 make a disturbance if done in a parish church.' I 
 will not say that he added, ' People will do what 
 they please in their own houses,' because it is what 
 I have often said myself. The truth is, an English- 
 man's house is his temple as well as his castle, and 
 he reigns in it like the King of Salem, receiving 
 homage from patriarchs and hierarchies. By the bye, 
 has nobody with a good range of society favoured 
 the public with a description of the many services 
 and rituals he has had the happiness to join in ? 
 Such a work might be commended to the attention 
 of the gentleman who has published so many vivid 
 pictures of the various orthodoxies and heterodoxies, 
 and what not, to be found in the pulpits of the 
 metropolis. 
 
 ' But what opinion had the Archbishop himself of 
 this ceremonial ? ' I seem to hear some of my readers 
 asking. I cannot remember that he expressed either 
 approval or disapproval. But this might be because 
 1 was myself in that mood. 
 
 At dinner that day I found myself sitting next
 
 WHITHER THOU WOULDEST NOT. 37 
 
 the celebrant. ' I thought we should have the Arch- 
 bishop's blessing this morning,' I said quite inno- 
 cently. ' That is only when he takes a part in the 
 service,' he replied. ' Otherwise his presence is not 
 recognised.' I observed that I had been at services 
 unconscious of the presence of a bishop, and only 
 made aware of it by his giving the parting benedic- 
 tion. ' They do that,' he said ; ' but it's quite wrong.' 
 A rigid High Church friend of mine in the diocese 
 goes beyond even the Powderham use. He has 
 several times turned me bodily out of his chancel 
 because I had not a surplice on, and I think him 
 quite capable of turning out an archbishop too. 
 
 The Archbishop was taken to visit the House of 
 Mercy at Bovey Tracy, an institution conducted on 
 High Church principles. I believe I was asked to 
 join the party, but I could not have stood a drive of 
 twenty miles or more in an open carriage in cold 
 weather. 
 
 Hard as I know myself to be, I should indeed have 
 been hard not to be moved by the spectacle now for 
 days before me. Here was a man who had attained 
 the highest elevation possible to an English subject, 
 only to feel the more acutely the most cruel blows of 
 common affliction. A whole troop of little ones, his 
 eldest son, his wife, and now the best part of his own 
 powers and his confidence in them, had been taken 
 away ; and, while charged with a high office and a 
 mighty work, he had to feel that his part in it must 
 be economised down to the strength of a child. 
 
 The Canterbury succession contributes its full share 
 to the lessons which chide ambition ; but for that
 
 38 THE LATE PRIMATES LAST WORDS. 
 
 protracted death to the world, which to those who 
 bear it meekly is a living martyrdom, no example 
 could beat this. I could not help being reminded of 
 his Grace's great competitor in life's race alas, poor 
 Yorick ! the late Bishop of Winchester. When 
 Tait declined York, S. Wilberforce observed that no 
 Scotchman was ever known to take the road to Scot- 
 land. It would now be an interesting theme to com- 
 pare their respective fortunes. S. Wilberforce was 
 suddenly laid low, but was thereby spared a long 
 agony, a tedious decay, and a memory charged with 
 old and new, and still newer, sorrows. He left sons 
 to sustain his honours, and to fight for his memory 
 with all the pugnacity of the parent. 
 
 Once again did I see the Archbishop, and that 
 was in his own grounds, at a garden reception at 
 Lambeth, calm, collected, and reserving his strength. 
 I cannot remember whether it was then, or at our part- 
 ing at Powderham Castle, that he alluded playfully to 
 my day-dream of a new philosophy. 
 
 CHAPTER VIII. 
 
 THE LATE PRIMATE'S LAST WORDS. 
 
 AFTER this account of my very recent and very 
 interesting personal acquaintance with the Archbishop, 
 I need scarcely describe indeed, I could hardly de- 
 scribe how I felt his exceedingly kind notice of my 
 book in ' Macmillan's Magazine.' He had bestowed
 
 EVANGELICALS. 39 
 
 on it almost the last of his strength. I have myself 
 always found writing rather hard work, and I feared 
 that even the fourteen columns he had given me 
 might have contributed too much to the drain on his 
 ebbing powers. The editor prefixed a note, which was 
 unhappily rather out of date by the time most readers, 
 including myself, could see it : ' The following article 
 was written very shortly before the beginning of the 
 serious illness from which the Archbishop is now 
 happily recovering.' 
 
 In the first week of October it was already known 
 that the Archbishop's recovery would be slow, and was 
 still doubtful. It was known too that he must spare 
 himself and be spared. For some days I debated 
 within myself whether I should write to his Grace, 
 acknowledging his great kindness, and accepting, as I 
 had every wish to do, and now solemnly do, his gentle 
 rebuke for the asperity or rather exaggeration of my 
 tone on the Evangelical party as I had known it sixty 
 years ago. In my book I have spoken with affec- 
 tion, or respect, of many Evangelical clergymen, 
 numbering some of them among my dearest friends ; 
 but I confess to an expression here and there of 
 the sort that is apt to disfigure reminiscences and 
 make them sour reading. But if I had written to 
 the Archbishop at all I should certainly have felt 
 myself obliged to respond to one particular passage, 
 which I, and I suppose most people, regarded as the 
 very point of the article. It had evidently been 
 written carefully, and in full view of some chapters 
 in my book which I had myself felt to require apology. 
 I could not infer that the Archbishop agreed with me ;
 
 40 THE LATE PRIMATE'S LAST WORDS. 
 
 but, taking me at the worst, it was plain that he was 
 prepared to claim toleration for me. The passage in 
 ' Macmillan ' to which I refer is as follows : 
 
 But meanwhile, throughout the length and breadth of 
 England, what is the view of Christianity which is welcomed 
 by the great mass of intelligent, religious men ? It is often 
 said that Arnold is the father of the scepticism which unfortu- 
 nately prevails so largely in much of our periodical literature, 
 and those whom it leads. No statement can be more utterly 
 untrue. Men point to the much loved character of Arthur 
 Clough, and the way in which his faith seemed shaken from 
 its foundations ; but his case was most peculiar exposed to 
 the overwhelming influence of two contending torrents, one 
 leading him to Rome, the other to the fathomless abyss of an 
 unknown scepticism. It is not fair to argue from isolated and 
 extraordinary examples. I repeat my opinion, that the life and 
 letters of Dr. Arnold, and the last two volumes of his sermons, 
 set forth that view of a comprehensive, loving, yet zealous 
 Christian teaching, which approves itself to the conscience, and 
 seeks to be embodied in the lives, cf the vast majority of intelli- 
 gent persons throughout the kingdom. There is no talk here 
 of high, or low, or broad. I believe that the best men of the 
 time have a dislike of all ' schools of theology.' They desire 
 a religion which shall save them and their neighbours in life 
 and in death, without tying them up to unnatural phrases, or 
 locking up their feet whether they will or no in the stocks of 
 some antiquated system of discipline. Christ and God ever 
 present, the Holy Spirit blowing where He listeth, the regu- 
 larly ordained and familiar ordinances of the Church, are far 
 more to them than any technical definitions or strict orders of 
 the schools (p. 422). 
 
 The whole article, and this paragraph in particular, 
 became immediately the subject of excited and not 
 quite respectful comment. It was described as 'super- 
 ficial,' as indicating mental decay, and as something 
 like a scandal, proceeding as it did from the pen of an 
 Anglican Primate. Had I then ventured to make any
 
 ARNOLD. 41 
 
 acknowledgment, public or private, I had to consider 
 well what I should say. This was a matter beset with 
 difficulties, among which my own prejudices were not 
 the least. I could not easily, or rightly, detach the 
 consummation here desired from Arnold's teaching, 
 and I know little or nothing of his later sermons and 
 their final development. From the date of his unfor- 
 tunate article on the ' Oxford Malignants ' to his 
 death, I had been in Salisbury Plain, seeing no new 
 publications except those sent to me. I shared the 
 universal shock of the news of his sudden death. 
 
 There reached me various reports of his softening 
 of character, and his tenderness towards Newman. 
 These reports, as it appears, multiplied the fact in my 
 apprehension, for I am told that on his coming up to 
 read his Lectures he met Newman only once, and 
 could have but a short talk with him. Anyhow, I find 
 myself incapable of discussing Arnold's opinions or 
 wishes, and I must be content to leave them out of 
 account. 
 
 The matter seemed to lie between the Archbishop 
 and myself, and I felt I could not address him without 
 seeming to ask for some sifting of words and compari- 
 son of ideas, either binding him to what he had said, 
 or suggesting qualifications. I must not be in a hurry. 
 Who would extract further admissions, or seek con- 
 troversy, with a man on a sick bed ? At all events he 
 would wait there for me. Soon one heard of the fatal 
 relapse, and, after a long hanging between life and 
 death, all was over. 
 
 The words remain, and it would argue strange 
 insensibility, and a still worse indifference, to a great
 
 42 THE LATE PRIMATE'S LAST WORDS. 
 
 question not to follow up what certainly reads like an 
 invitation. I could not, at least I did not, avail my- 
 self of the Primate's invitation to walk by his side 
 round the Powderham domain, or his very express 
 invitation to go with him the round of his own 
 palace. But I can plead no infirmities, no engage- 
 ments now, and I will do what I can to make up for 
 my former defaults. 
 
 But before I enter upon this very serious under- 
 taking, I must take a hint from the poor lady in the 
 ' Arabian Nights.' As I am about to offer myself for 
 execution, I will obtain at least a long respite. It will 
 not be in this chapter, or in the next, or for many a 
 chapter, or even in this volume, that I shall distinctly 
 offer myself as a messenger of peace from the late 
 Archbishop's deathbed. I am entitled nay, I am 
 bound to say what I am. I find myself described as 
 a ' journalist,' above all things ; as out of my place in 
 Orders or in the Church of England ; as more than 
 half an Arian ; as bizarre, confused, half Popish, half 
 rational ; as not knowing, or very much caring, what 
 I am ; and as leaving others in a perplexity more 
 painful to them than to myself. 
 
 It would be tedious to enumerate all the pretty 
 compliments of this sort that have been paid me. 
 As these writers are anonymous, I do not know 
 whether they are clergymen or not, but they seem to 
 think of me exactly what I think of them viz. that 
 they are but amateur theologians, with no body or 
 basis of theology, and making up for the want of it by 
 sharp criticisms. 
 
 A large portion of our Christian people substitute
 
 SOMETHING MORE THAN A WRITER. 43 
 
 denunciation for religion. Possibly, however, some of 
 these might be honest in their opinion that I knew and 
 cared more about other matters than theology, or any 
 spiritual question. With a little inquiry, these honest 
 folks might have ascertained that I have had the 
 charge of rural parishes altogether twenty-eight years ; 
 and with a little more inquiry they might have learnt 
 that I have resided as regularly and stuck to my 
 duties as closely as any of my predecessors or succes- 
 sors, and that I had always evidently taken pains in 
 my preaching and teaching, as to what I should say 
 in the pulpit, the cottage, and the school. 
 
 CHAPTER IX. 
 
 A PARSON FROM THE CRADLE. 
 
 I CANNOT remember the time when I was not to be 
 a parson, but what marked me for it is more than I 
 can say. I was always unready. I never could 
 answer a question sharply put. At the end of every 
 term at Oriel I had to appear before the Provost and 
 Tutors, and to be examined in the work of the term. 
 I had all my books with me. The instant I put them 
 down on the table the Provost invariably asked, 
 1 What have you been doing this term, Mr. Mozley ? ' 
 and then, with the books before me, I could never 
 answer a word. 
 
 I was never either fluent, or distinct. I was never 
 completely intelligible, or, indeed, always audible.
 
 44 A PARSON FROM THE CRADLE. 
 
 I was very liable to momentary forgets, transposi- 
 tions and misplacings of words. When our chapel 
 was being enlarged at Charterhouse we had our 
 Sunday services in the Under School, and once or 
 twice Russell called on me to read the Lessons. I 
 still see the looks and hear the tones elicited by my 
 reading, with all the energy I could muster, ' Your 
 tires shall be upon your feet, and your shoes upon 
 your heads.' 
 
 I had never much presence or variety of accom- 
 plishment. I remember Thackeray, after enlarging 
 on the high qualities and multifarious acquirements 
 of John Oxenford, turning round to me, and, 
 whether to soften or to enforce the implied com- 
 parison, adding, ' Oh, you're a bishop, but Oxenford's 
 a man ! ' But this was not meant to be a compli- 
 mentary recognition of my clerical character. 
 
 As a simple fact, till I went to Charterhouse I 
 was weak, puny, and, I am afraid, fractious, and 
 rather mischievous ; as well as shy, absent, and 
 slow. Oftener than my brothers I received from my 
 father the gentle rebuke, ' You've as many megrims 
 as a dancing bear.' When I began to see London 
 people they wondered at the length of time it took 
 to get an answer from me. A conversation with 
 me was like a game of chess -by the post. I was 
 clearly unfit for business. 
 
 My serious thoughts ran in the clerical direction, 
 and I have related elsewhere how eagerly I took the 
 cue offered me in the incident of the ' Country Spec- 
 tator.' It was not that I thought of Orders as the 
 road to promotion. My brother James always showed
 
 CLERICAL DREAMS. 45 
 
 a just appreciation of dignities. I never did. They 
 involved too much responsibility, trouble, and self- 
 restraint. We both of us wished to be preachers : 
 yet our dreams were different. He very early wished 
 to be in the pulpit what he came to be in his publica- 
 tions rather than in the pulpit, a great propounder of 
 grand arguments and new truths. With him official 
 as well as personal authority was to be something in 
 the scale. He was to be introduced enough to pre- 
 sent himself well to his hearers and to discard mere 
 tricks of eloquence. At thirteen I brought James 
 up to Oxford to stand at Corpus, and both then and 
 on subsequent occasions had him under my care in 
 lodgings. What incessant questions did he ask about 
 every variety of academical vestment, every bell he 
 heard, and every trifling ceremony ! Always too 
 much wrapped in myself I felt torn inside out, but I 
 answered him, doing my duty much like the iniquce 
 mentis aselhis. 
 
 Then what was my own clerical dream, if I did 
 not dream of palaces and deaneries, or even of Uni- 
 versity pulpits ? My dream, so far like my brother's, 
 embraced passive and active elements, the former the 
 groundwork of the latter. I was to be of the true 
 seed of Aaron, and to grow up easily and quietly as 
 an olive in the House of the Lord. Reverence was 
 what I chiefly asked for ; but it was a very absorbing 
 and comfortable idea, something one could always 
 fall back upon. But reverence is a very passive idea. 
 You can reverence with very little effort or demon- 
 stration, and be reverenced with no stronger claims 
 than that you are simply posing for it. Long after I
 
 46 A PARSON FROM THE CRADLE. 
 
 had ceased to be young, a Scotch lady, who had the 
 invaluable gift of speaking her mind freely without 
 giving offence, said, ' Mr. Mozley, you always look as 
 if you expected to be worshipped.' It was too near 
 the truth. I had always felt I had a right to be lis- 
 tened to. But a dream, if it condescends to human 
 affairs, must have some active element, and this in 
 my case was a wish to be eloquent, not in a showy 
 and declamatory fashion, but by appeals to those who 
 already thought and felt as I did. 
 
 At my Derby school we had to learn by heart bits 
 of forensic or parliamentary eloquence ; but these I did 
 not care for, and never learnt them well. Most prob- 
 ably I did not understand them. With this very 
 trifling exception, there was nothing in my education 
 to develop any power of speech. The fact tha-t all 
 the living eloquence was then on the side of revolu- 
 tionists and dissenters enemies of Church and State 
 was against it in our little circle. Orthodoxy and 
 loyalty must be studied, written, and dry. 
 
 I used to attend the Assizes regularly, and I heard 
 very good speaking, but it gave me no wish to be a 
 barrister. Indeed, I could never hope to be as humor- 
 ous as Vaughan, as logical and dogged as Clarke, or 
 as silver-tongued as Denman. 
 
 From 1815 to 1832 there was not a single Derby 
 clergyman who could be called eloquent, though no 
 doubt they said much that I had better have listened 
 well to. But during this period, and long before, 
 there were many preachers, not of the Church of 
 England, very eloquent in their respective ways, and 
 wherever they came they drew crowds of eager
 
 SOME GREAT PREACHERS. 47 
 
 listeners. Domestic servants generally went where 
 they pleased, and took the children where they pleased. 
 I remember being taken to hear a great dissenting 
 preacher at Gainsborough. At Derby I heard Robert 
 Hall, and some Wesleyan stars. In town I heard 
 Rowland Hill, Edward Irving, and other well-known 
 preachers. Everybody returning home from a fort- 
 night in town was asked what preachers he had heard, 
 and what he thought of them. 
 
 Extempore preaching was very rare in those days, 
 and was thought almost miraculous. It was just be- 
 ginning to find a place in education. In some religious 
 families the little children were taught to preach, or at 
 least to write short sermons. William Cayley, in my 
 house at Charterhouse, used to boast that he preached 
 at home every Sunday. He did not want for courage 
 or for tongue. 
 
 But to none of the examples I have named could 
 I ascribe my ineffectual aspiration after eloquence. 
 Robert Hall was fluent, easy, and agreeable ; but he 
 was monotonous, he seldom rose to eloquence, he made 
 no hits, and he had a snuffle which could not but annoy 
 strangers. Rowland Hill, when I heard him, was 
 long past his best days, and I remember him with 
 reverence and a certain liking rather than anything to 
 call admiration. Edward Irving was a prodigy, but 
 not in my lines. His sentences were so long and so 
 involved that no organ but his own could have taken 
 a hearer into them or out of them. It was such a 
 work of intonation and accentuation. I heard him 
 preach for more than two hours my father thought 
 it had been only one hour and I was sorry when he
 
 48 A PARSON FROM THE CRADLE. 
 
 stopped ; but he inspired no rivalry. The Wesleyan 
 preachers I heard were earnest and vigorous, but 
 jarred a little on one's taste. 
 
 In proportion as all these preachers were classical, 
 or what we should call educated, they introduced little 
 Scripture. In proportion as they quoted texts they 
 failed in style. But when style, that is, good taste, is 
 once given up there ensues descent to a lower and 
 still lower depth. For really powerful preaching all 
 depends on that earnestness of tone and manner which 
 implies and conveys absolute conviction. But this 
 requires very little education nay, it finds in education 
 its greatest difficulty. The most ignorant and unin- 
 formed man can deal with a few simple truths better 
 than the scholar who has been elaborating them into 
 form all his life, and he can apply a score or two 
 familiar texts better than the well-read critic or 
 polemic. 
 
 Had the plan of my life been an intention and a 
 design, deliberately formed in a manner I was con- 
 scious of, and for tangible reasons, I might have 
 pursued it better and more consistently. As it was 
 I allowed other fancies to come in the way, without 
 much caring how far they were compatible with what 
 I simply believed to be my destiny ; just as the old 
 Pagan divinities exercised much free will and licence 
 under cover of certain irresistible Fates. Any time 
 from eight years old to fifteen I should have been 
 delighted to run away from school or home, and find 
 myself at sea anywhere between the Equator and 
 the Poles, fighting Frenchmen or whales, no matter 
 which. But as it would be wrong, and was also
 
 THE AMPHIBIOUS INSTINCT. 49 
 
 impossible, I could only dream, and my clerical 
 destination was a fact. 
 
 The sight of water in any quantity always took 
 me out of myself, and seemed to change my very 
 nature. A broad river reach, a good big pond, or a 
 swimming-bath was enough. Is this inherited, or an 
 accident of early formation ? Are we chickens, or 
 ducklings, or sea-gulls from the egg? 
 
 I stood one bright summer's day on Filey Brigg 
 with my father, watching the clear blue waves rising far 
 above our heads and falling in white foam at our feet, 
 and felt an almost irresistible desire to plunge into the 
 rising and falling wall of waters. My father remon- 
 strated. I thought I knew better, but, happily, obeyed. 
 Some years after, late in an evening, I was actually 
 on the point of going into a pretty considerable surf 
 in Alum Bay, in the Isle of Wight. Some men 
 chanced to come up, and one of them said, ' Sir, if 
 you go into that water you will never come out again.' 
 Scarcely believing the warning, I felt it my duty to 
 act upon it. 
 
 Taking headers into the pool under the floodgates 
 below Sandford Lasher was one of the most delightful 
 of my Oxford enjoyments. It is an excellent imita- 
 tion of danger, with just enough of the reality, for 
 lives have been lost there, besides some placed in 
 great jeopardy. 
 
 I have seen the like instinct frequently cropping 
 up under apparently adverse conditions. A bright 
 farmer's daughter exclaimed one day, ' I do so love 
 the water ! ' As two of her brothers were at sea, and 
 the sea itself was not more than a dozen miles off, I 
 
 VOL. I. E
 
 50 PARSONS AND PARSONS. 
 
 thought she might have had a taste, or at least a sight, 
 of the sea. On my asking the question it appeared 
 she had never seen a larger piece of water than her 
 father's cattle-pond. 
 
 CHAPTER X. 
 
 PARSONS AND PARSONS. 
 
 VERY early an old Gainsborough friend of our family, 
 whom I and my brother John visited after our migra- 
 tion to Derby, said my father had made a great 
 mistake in marking out John for the man of business, 
 and me for the parson. I rather think my brother 
 thought so too. He was too dutiful even to complain, 
 though his innermost heart's wish was to go to college. 
 But when his elder brother broke loose from the 
 business, John had to be put in his place. For myself 
 I never doubted or criticised my clerical destination. 
 
 There are those who think such destinations in- 
 jurious. They would rather a man graduated in some 
 other vocation, and in that way mixed upon more 
 equal terms with the world : well in it, and rising 
 through it, before claiming to be wiser or better than 
 it. My own experience, but I must confess also my 
 own predilections, are much in favour of the priest, or 
 the Levite, or at least the Nazarite, from his birth. It 
 is something to fall back upon, and that cannot be 
 easily shaken off. 
 
 My own retrospect suggests that there is much
 
 ARCHIBALD FOX. 51 
 
 more to be said for another objection to the common 
 run of clerical careers. That objection is, that you 
 set a man to preach to others for the salvation of 
 their souls, who never felt the least anxiety as to the 
 salvation of his own. He is to cry danger who never 
 felt it ; he is to invite to a banquet who never hun- 
 gered, to wells of life who never knew thirst Speak- 
 ing for myself, I cannot remember ever to have felt a 
 misgiving as to my own salvation. I was, so I felt, 
 on the right road. I might diverge into flowery 
 paths on the right hand or the left, but the road was 
 still in sight, and easily regained. I might rest, and 
 be too thankful, but a little extra exertion would 
 soon make up for lost time. There was always the 
 sense that I was saved. 
 
 I remember having an hour's discussion with 
 Archibald Fox, a pupil of Chalmers, in which he 
 argued that every Christian course must be preceded 
 by a terrible trial, a struggle between life and death, 
 the agonies of one dying to the world before hi? 
 spiritual rising again in Christ. I maintained that 
 such moods were exceptional ; I think I even believed 
 them to be morbid. True growth in grace I believed 
 to be regular, like the growth of a healthy plant or a 
 vigorous human frame. As for healthy plants and 
 vigorous frames, perhaps the less .1 now say about 
 them the better ; but I now cannot help seeing that 
 few men, if any, have had much power, or even desire, 
 to win souls who have not themselves gone through 
 the dark and dismal passage which poor Archibald 
 described, and from which I fear he never himself 
 completely emerged. 
 
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 52 PARSONS AND PARSONS. 
 
 My ideas of eloquence began, and ended, with the 
 eloquence of the Bible. Of course, such a model 
 must end as it began, unless I could believe myself 
 inspired like Malachi Macbriars. The sublime poetry 
 of the Old Testament, and the words of our Lord, 
 defy imitation. There is nothing equal or second to 
 them and woe to the rash imitator ! When the 
 preacher mounted the pulpit to address listeners fresh 
 from these sublime utterances, they could not but 
 feel a vast interval. But in this very interval was 
 there not space for something better than the pulpit 
 eloquence of the period ? Meanwhile, for many years, 
 there was no pressure upon me. I had not to preach ; 
 I might still indulge in a dream without putting it to 
 proof. 
 
 At length I had to prove it. I took orders, and 
 had to preach. I soon found that I could not hope 
 to be eloquent. I had grown into a priest, but not 
 into an orator. My pleasant ideas of spontaneous 
 growth and happy development had been a bad 
 foundation for the acquirement of a gift which 
 eminently demands application and exercise. 
 
 An old friend of mine, at once shrewd and kind, 
 once told me that he would answer for my emptying 
 any church, give me time for it. Happily I had been 
 long before him in the discovery. I had a good deal 
 to make up for, and by every means in my power I 
 had to compensate for the want of the one special 
 gift which, it may be said, dispenses with all other 
 means of attraction, or usefulness. 
 
 I could teach, for I had learnt that at Charterhouse. 
 I cculd show, what indeed I felt, a neighbourly and
 
 WHAT I COULD DO, WHAT 1 COULD NOT. 53 
 
 even pastoral interest in those that Heaven had 
 entrusted to my care. From childhood I had felt 
 with passion, indeed with weakness, the sufferings, 
 the indignities, of poor working-people. The senti- 
 ment found more scope in the country than in the 
 town, where labour marshalls itself into armies and 
 assumes an arrogant bearing. For the first four 
 years that I was in orders I had my fellowship as well 
 as my living, and was a bachelor a rich man indeed, 
 so far as means could make me. I could easily and 
 honestly be liberal with my money, and this sort of 
 charity both the giver and the receiver feel to cover 
 many sins. 
 
 All these subsidiary and adventitious aids I 
 employed to make myself as acceptable and useful 
 as my defects of enunciation and expression would 
 allow. I could not envy gifts which I could not 
 attain. I had no right to complain that Heaven had 
 given me some of its gifts, the rest to others. I feel 
 very sure that I would rather have stood in my shoes, 
 and in threadbare garments, or even in a labourer's 
 smock frock, with nothing on earth T could call my 
 own, able to constrain the ears and hearts of a rustic 
 crowd to the message of mercy and grace, than be 
 the possessor of all that Fortune could bestow in her 
 fondest and most capricious mood. Such was the 
 spirit, and such the measure of myself, and with that 
 I began a clerical career not continuous indeed, yet 
 never completely interrupted now extending over 
 half a century. 
 
 Have I a right to speak on matters deeply af- 
 fecting the position and efficiency of the Church of
 
 54 FROM CONISBOROUGH TO DONCASTER. 
 
 England ? It has been denied. I have been told that 
 I am not really of her, and that I am more of the 
 world than of the Church. As far as regards the 
 claim of the world to regard me as her son, I often 
 think of the saying of a nobleman to Lord Anson, 
 the circumnavigator, ' My lord, you have been round 
 the world, but never in it' If I am in anything it is 
 the Church of England, not the world : that is, I am 
 in and of the Church of England, but not as far as it 
 is the Church of the world. 
 
 CHAPTER XL 
 
 FROM CONISBOROUGH TO DONCASTER. 
 
 WHO am I ? How came I here, before you, my 
 reader ? How was I formed ? How did I form 
 myself ? How far was I formed by birth, circum- 
 stances, and what people call accidents ? These are 
 questions which everybody may well ask himself from 
 time to time, for they affect his responsibility they 
 should instil caution, they should move gratitude. In 
 the interest of truth it is wise to inquire, from time 
 to time, how one has been led up to it, how far 
 possibly led away from it. Few of us know how 
 much we owe to parentage, to our country, and to 
 the religious community we were born in. But these 
 are not everything. That were as much as to say 
 that there is no truth at all, and no promise of a 
 Power leading to all truth. Moreover, readers and
 
 THE FOUNDER OF OUR FAMILY. 55 
 
 hearers have a voice in this matter. It is always 
 assumed, with good reason, that anybody who cares to 
 read what a man has to say on important subjects 
 may wish to know something about him. 
 
 First for my ancestry. Now, my dear grandson, 
 my good nephews and nieces, and great-nephews and 
 nieces, do not excite yourselves. I seem to hear you 
 exclaim, ' Pray give us somebody to be proud of ; or 
 hold your tongue.' I will do the best I can for you. 
 I cannot give you a Norman knight, or a Scandi- 
 navian pirate. I cannot give you a rebel, or a 
 Church robber, or a regicide. Our name is Saxon, 
 and describes the wide, spongy, irregular lane, or 
 'green,' forming the approach to a village, much cut 
 by wheel-track, and potched, or trod into ' pockets,' 
 by cattle. There are, or were, many such ; so of 
 course there are many of our name, spelt in one 
 way or another. But our name represents only one 
 line of ancestry. I must have had about a hundred 
 ancestors living two hundred years ago, all contri- 
 buting to the blood that flows in these veins ; but 
 I will take the particular ancestor that I happen 
 to know something about. He lived at Conis- 
 borough, in Yorkshire. 
 
 In the reign of Edward III., one William Mosley 
 was Constable of Conisborough Castle. Why do I 
 mention him ? I seem to see my nephews and nieces 
 reassuring themselves. Wnat reason have I to think 
 that we are descended from him ? None whatever 
 that I know, beyond the name. There is no external 
 evidence, or internal either. I am sure that I should 
 not myself ever have made a Constable of a Castle.
 
 56 FROM CONISBOROVGH TO DONC ASTER. 
 
 I doubt whether I should have kept the enemy out, 
 but I am certain I should not have kept the garrison 
 itself in order, or duly economised the provisions. In 
 my best days I should never have been fit for a 
 place in the constabulary of our times. I should 
 neither have been terrible to pickpockets, nor wel- 
 come to the area. 
 
 A good many years ago I was walking down St. 
 James's Street one afternoon, when I saw Denison and 
 Woodgate walking up arm in arm. ' These fellows 
 have been lunching,' I said to myself. The instant 
 of our encounter Denison exclaimed, for me to hear, 
 ' Here comes Mozley. Doesn't he look like a police- 
 man?' As far as I can see myself, I think I might 
 be imagined a 'detective.' 
 
 In Berkshire a policeman, stationed I believe on 
 my special account, took much needless care of me 
 for several years. At last, for an indiscretion that is, 
 for knocking a disorderly ruffian down and not duly 
 reporting it, thus giving the ruffian the whip-hand of 
 officers and magistrates he was degraded. There- 
 upon he hastily resigned. So the authorities sent him 
 down to find out the pilferers and purloiners at the 
 Portsmouth dockyards. In a very short time his 
 body was found in the dock. I might myself have 
 achieved that brief career, with its little halo of 
 sentimental regards. 
 
 But I must return to Conisborough. Some time 
 before the Glorious Revolution there was born there 
 my great-great-grandfather. He was a weaver 
 whether master or man, I know not. He was prob- 
 ably both, for in those days the men worked their
 
 A WEAVER* S SON. 57 
 
 own looms. He had fourteen children, whose educa- 
 tion had to be neglected. It was not, however, for- 
 gotten. ' If you want education you must get it 
 yourselves,' was the stern decree. My great-grand- 
 father Henry saw only one escape from the misery 
 and ignorance about him. 
 
 He had already been taking lessons in the school 
 of nature, seeing what animals did at the last pinch, 
 and learning a little of their craft. Playing one day 
 on the mound of the famous ' Keep,' he saw a tired 
 fox creep up and disappear in a hole in a wall. The 
 huntsmen soon came. ' Have you seen the fox ? ' one 
 of them asked sharply. ' I don't know where he is,' 
 was the evasive reply, which time did not allow them 
 to question. 
 
 My ancestor accordingly, at a very early age, 
 hired himself to a farmer to follow the plough one 
 day and go to school the other. He had to keep 
 himself, and he lived on oatcake and oatmeal por- 
 ridge. He must have made great progress, for at a 
 very early age he went to an attorney's office at 
 Doncaster in some humble capacity, and no doubt 
 did much engrossing, for he became an exquisite 
 penman. He was also a good accountant, and he 
 must have been a great reader. 
 
 My own handwriting not that which now meets 
 the compositor's eye, but such as it was in its golden 
 age, and before I wasted the precious patrimony in 
 scribbling is no doubt direct, through three descents, 
 from the weaver's son and from Conisborough school. 
 My father's hand was always as good as copperplate. 
 Every line of it might have been engraved as a copy
 
 58 FROM CONISBOPOUGH TO DONCASTER. 
 
 at the head of a page in an exercise-book. I may say 
 that my father never wrote a single letter of our rather 
 slippery alphabet out of shape. But it was the hand 
 of a schoolmaster, or of a banker's clerk, whereas the 
 weaver's son wrote the hand of a scholar of the good 
 old school. My father was his grandfather's pet and 
 favourite, as I became his ; and was most like his 
 grandfather as I was most like him. 
 
 Adoption, in the old Roman sense, has very little 
 place in English law or usage. Families are generally 
 large enough to dispense with the necessity, while ba- 
 chelors are generally too independent to fetter them- 
 selves with quasi- parental obligations. But adoption 
 within the family that is, the acceptance of a child 
 as inheriting the largest share of the parent's nature 
 is common enough, and frequently inevitable. 
 
 Notwithstanding the chance of encountering un- 
 desirable relatives, my father always hailed back to 
 Conisborough, as the nest of the family. 
 
 In 1842, three years before his death, he took me 
 to Gainsborough, spending a night at Conisborough 
 on the way. I afterwards found that my mother had 
 wished to accompany him, but he preferred me. This 
 was to be a pilgrimage, not a progress. After exam- 
 ining the Castle, we walked into the village. Immedi- 
 ately upon our entering it, a pretty girl of thirteen or 
 so left a group in advance of us, walked up to my 
 father, and, with a slight curtesy, presented him with 
 a bouquet. Without waiting for any kind of reply, 
 she turned on her heels and rejoined her companions. 
 I was sentimental or superstitious enough to feel it 
 must signify something that I did not know of.
 
 LIVE AND LEARN. 59 
 
 Our quarters at the village inn were straitened, 
 and we occupied the same bedroom. In the morning 
 I put on my coat and waistcoat together, as I always 
 did. My father was astonished. He had never seen 
 it done before, and it did not seem to have occurred 
 to him that it was possible. 
 
 Yet my father was a very ingenious man. I 
 remember him frequently throwing a lighted paper 
 into his boots before drawing them on, in the belief 
 that a certain amount of suction would follow the 
 cooling of the heated air. The belief itself would be 
 a substantial element in the process. My father wore 
 spectacles from the age of fifteen. Going out birds'- 
 nesting with his schoolfellows, he found that any of 
 them would see a nest before he did. This led to the 
 discovery that his eyesight was at fault, and that both 
 for near and for distant objects. For nearly as long 
 as I can remember he wore spectacles of four different 
 foci. The two eyes required different foci, and each 
 glass was subdivided into an upper focus for walking, 
 and a lower focus for reading. He had often to ex- 
 plain this, for to the uninitiated it looked as if the 
 glasses were broken. 
 
 CHAPTER XII. 
 
 FROM DONCASTER TO GAINSBOROUGH. 
 
 FROM Doncaster, the weaver's son went to Gains- 
 borough. To modern ideas, at least to such as prevail 
 in the south of England, this must seem a downward
 
 60 FROM DONCASTER TO GAINSBOROUGH. 
 
 step, but I am not quite sure that even in these days 
 any one in that region, having to make his way in 
 the world, would so regard it. Gainsborough was 
 then rapidly rising as an inland port for London and 
 Baltic shipping on the one hand, and for canals, or 
 ' navigations ' as they were called, on the other. 
 
 Lincoln was no longer a port. This may seem 
 very superfluous information to some of my readers, 
 so I must explain. The Romans, though able now 
 and then to make a great effort and scour the seas, 
 generally relied on their military system, their hold 
 of the strong points, their frontier fortifications and 
 garrisons, and their lines of communication. They 
 preferred to be at a little distance from the open sea. 
 They made, or possibly only improved, a canal from 
 Lincoln to Torksey, eight miles off, on the Trent, 
 protecting the junction with a strong castle. 
 
 When the Danes came on the scene, they were 
 menacing, invading, and for long periods occupying 
 the land from the sea, of which they had command ; 
 and for this purpose they preferred Gainsborough to 
 Lincoln. From Gainsborough they commanded all 
 Lindsey that is, the northern half of Lincolnshire 
 and could provision their fleets and sally forth to 
 land, in a few days, on any part of the eastern or 
 south-eastern coast. 
 
 As soon as the Normans had established their 
 supremacy over both Saxon and Dane, they seem to 
 have reverted to the Roman plan of occupation. In 
 1 1 21, Henry I. cleared out the canal from Lincoln to 
 Torksey, and rebuilt the castle at the junction. The 
 result was that eighty years after, in the reign of
 
 THE ROMAN, AND THE DANISH PORT. 61 
 
 John, Lincoln was the fourth port in the kingdom, its 
 trade being only exceeded, and that not consider- 
 ably, by London, Boston, and Southampton. The 
 canal, however, required continual scouring, and 
 must have fallen into bad condition in the Wars 
 of the Roses. A Bishop of Lincoln then cleared 
 and deepened the channel half the way from the 
 Trent to Lincoln, when the work was stopped by 
 his death, and by the Reformation, which disabled 
 bishops from attempting great works, and set nobody 
 in their place to do them. 
 
 Taylor, the Water Poet, has left us a humorous 
 account of a voyage made in the Forcedike Flood, as 
 it was inappropriately called, in the reign of Charles I. 
 It took him nine hours to do the eight miles, so 
 much was the passage obstructed by shallows, mud, 
 and weeds, and it was often as much as his nine men 
 could do to draw the boat like so many horses. 
 
 My great-grandfather seems to have had a good 
 many irons in the fire, trying first one employment, 
 then another, all apparently with success. He kept a 
 school long enough to have scholars that did him 
 credit and were grateful. He was an accountant 
 and as such was frequently consulted by tradesmen 
 in difficulties, and invited to arbitrate in disputes. 
 He made many wills dealing with considerable pro- 
 perties. The duplicate of the will he made for his 
 own father is a model of penmanship and of just 
 expression. For some time he was a grocer. 
 
 For a longer time he had a windmill for the 
 crushing of linseed. The mill I remember, but the 
 sails had now given place to steam. The particular
 
 62 FROM DONCASTER TO GAINSBOROUGH. 
 
 process I remember to have witnessed was the forma- 
 tion of oil-cakes by the descent of heavy weights upon 
 horsehair bags rilled with linseed, already crushed, I 
 suppose. There were plenty of windmills, even to 
 my days, great and small. On high ground, a little 
 out of Gainsborough, was a subscription windmill, as 
 lofty as a good church tower, with a gallery round, 
 and an automatic steering apparatus to bring the 
 six enormous sails always to face the wind. In 
 the outskirts of Hull there must have been twenty 
 such mills, presenting a most formidable aspect. In 
 the immediate neighbourhood of Nottingham there 
 were scores of windmills, more on the scale of Don 
 Quixote's imaginary army of giants, against which he 
 tilted with such disastrous consequences. In 1832, 
 I found at Moreton Pinckney a windmill which had 
 stood in the parish two hundred years before, and 
 had been moved twenty miles into Warwickshire, to 
 return home again, where I found it. But windmills 
 are now almost gone, and water-mills are following 
 fast. 
 
 The only ' Mill on the Floss ' that I can remember 
 was an oil-mill, that is, one for crushing linseed, on the 
 Nottinghamshire side of the Trent, one of the three 
 oil-mills in or about the town. I have always sup- 
 posed it worked by steam. As I write this I hear 
 the measured and musical cadence of the three 
 weights raised and dropped in succession on the bags 
 of linseed. 
 
 Finally, my great-grandfather started bookselling, 
 to which his son John added printing. Now more 
 than a century ago the latter sent for a printing-press
 
 MERSES PROF UNDO, PULCRIOR EVE NIT. 63 
 
 from Edinburgh. It went down in a gale at sea, but 
 its place was supplied by a better, for the printing- 
 press was then rapidly improving. Spalding, Stam- 
 ford, and Leeds were literary centres early last century, 
 but I doubt whether there was a printing-press in the 
 northern part of Lincolnshire, the Isle of Lindsey, as it 
 used to be called, or in the adjacent parts of Notting- 
 hamshire when my grandfather was printing in 1778. 
 It must have been the first important work of his 
 press that now lies before me bearing that date. It is 
 ' The Christian's Universal Companion, containing 
 the whole Prayer Book, with Notes, a Week's Prepar- 
 ation, a Companion to the Altar, a Manual of Private 
 Devotion, and Tate and Brady's Version.' It is really a 
 good book, only just suggestive of a design to evade the 
 monopoly of the Universities and of the King's Printer. 
 
 My grandfather was a favourite in the Gains- 
 borough world, but died young of gout. His father, 
 the founder of our family, survived to 1788, leaving 
 what in those days was a very handsome fortune to 
 be divided between four or five grandchildren. 
 
 The father and son subscribed each a hundred 
 pounds to the building of the bridge over the Trent 
 and the turnpike-road to Retford, not completed till 
 three years after the death of the survivor. 
 
 I do not know whether I ought to thank my great- 
 grandfather for changing the spelling of my name from 
 Mosley to Mozley. The family tradition is that he 
 had good reasons for distinguishing himself from 
 some of the Conisborough weaver's numerous progeny. 
 Thanks to my own father and brothers, the new spelling 
 now holds its own and wants no changing.
 
 64 FROM DO NC ASTER TO GAINSBOROUGH. 
 
 Thus, at a very critical time, a business with a 
 large opening devolved upon my father, then a lad of 
 fifteen. He had brothers, but their tastes clashed. It 
 was a case for undivided management, and my father, 
 if not quite autocratic, was always disposed to be 
 single-handed. One brother went into the army, 
 another into the mercantile navy first the East 
 Indian, then the West Indian. 
 
 I have no knowledge of the retail part of the 
 business, if there ever was a retail part. There was 
 none within my recollection. This I state as a simple 
 fact, for I have always had much respect for shop- 
 keepers, holding them to have the advantage of ' mer- 
 chants ' as they love to be called manufacturers, 
 and warehousemen, in some important respects. The 
 snopkeeper converses with a greater variety of classes 
 and characters. He is bound to be polite ; to be all 
 things to all men, women, and children ; to come into 
 immediate contact with people's wants and fancies, 
 and to be continually practising the little arts of 
 rhetoric which are not to be despised. 
 
 I can never forget that the first European convert 
 to the gospel, of whom we have any particulars, was 
 a shopkeeper, a stallkeeper perhaps, the representa- 
 tive of one of the many firms of clothiers and dyers at 
 Thyatira. In the thick of a great competition, and 
 among gold-diggers and travellers of all nations, she 
 was pursuing her trade with the usual clever instincts 
 and kindly feelings of the shopkeeping class, and now 
 she had something better to tell of and to offer, at least 
 on one day of the week. 
 
 The more exalted class ensconces itself in counting-
 
 MERCHANTS AND SHOPKEEPERS. 65 
 
 houses and warehouses ; it sits surrounded by ledgers 
 and mercantile directories ; it communicates with none 
 but its own class, its own clerks, and its own work- 
 people. The practice of lying freely ascribed to 
 shopkeepers need not be fatal to self-respect, or ab- 
 solutely to truth, for the people at the bazaars in the 
 East lie enough, and remain gentlemen, and even men 
 of honour. Wholesale people lie wholesale. Bona- 
 parte would have been nearer the truth if he had 
 called us a nation of merchants and manufacturers 
 instead of a nation of shopkeepers. 
 
 I have frequently had occasion to notice that mer- 
 chants are bad advisers in political questions. They 
 are very greedy and exacting. They want everything 
 to run just their own way. They quarrel with every- 
 thing and everybody that does not quite suit their 
 cards. They would be ready to provoke a war with 
 all the world to obtain a monopoly of custom. 
 
 At Gainsborough, which was an insignificant 
 market-town, but a very considerable inland port, the 
 social ascendency of the wholesale class was complete. 
 A population of five or six thousand people in an agri- 
 cultural neighbourhood could not create a local trade 
 that might vie with the opportunities of a wholesale 
 or carrying trade. The owners of wharves, ware- 
 houses, ships, and shares in commercial enterprises 
 became rich some at least. They speculated in the 
 market of the world. They made ' corners ' in tallow, 
 oil, linseed, flax, hemp, hides, timber, pitch, and 
 metals. As soon as they had made a few thousands 
 they enlarged and decorated their houses, getting new 
 furniture from town or from the Continent. They 
 
 VOL. I. F
 
 66 FROM DONC ASTER TO GAINSBOROUGH. 
 
 made fresh starts in politics and religion, generally 
 with a view to mark their social superiority. They 
 proclaimed their success in great entertainments, 
 sometimes given once for all. 
 
 I well remember such a 'house-warming' on Mor- 
 ton Terrace, after the fortunate issue of a speculation 
 in tallow. All the gentility of the town was there, 
 generally examining with evil eyes the new furniture 
 and upholstery. At the close of the evening a lady 
 running along a passage in quest of her cloak came on 
 a tallow candle, and exclaimed, for all to hear, ' What ! 
 mutton, in all this finery ! ' Lincolnshire men share 
 with Scotchmen a reputation for being rather slow 
 to take in a joke. It was not till quite the other day 
 that it suddenly flashed on me this was a cut at the 
 host's successful hit in tallow. 
 
 But ostentation is often a matter of business, and 
 extravagance a speculation. My father was one of 
 the Commissioners of Income Tax. After a long run 
 of prosperity a merchant made a very bad failure. For 
 many years he had returned for assessment profits to 
 the amount of several thousands. On examination 
 of his books it was found that he had never made any 
 profits at all.
 
 T. FANS HA W MIDDLETON. 67 
 
 CHAPTER XIII. 
 
 THE 'COUNTRY SPECTATOR.' 
 
 IN the year 1792, before my father had completed 
 his nineteenth year, there came to Gainsborough Mr. 
 T. Fanshaw Middleton, the future Vicar of St. Pan- 
 eras, and the first Bishop of Calcutta. At Christ's 
 Hospital he had been for several years the school- 
 fellow and friend of S. T. Coleridge and Charles 
 Lamb, the former of whom had followed him to 
 Cambridge, and had been there his most loved and 
 cherished companion. Shortly after coming to Gains- 
 borough he commenced, through my father, the weekly 
 publication of the ' Country Spectator ' I suppose 
 the first periodical the town had produced. The wit 
 is of the period, and the style is of the century. We 
 must remember that even Charles Lamb did not im- 
 mediately ripen into the style we all identify with him. 
 From childhood the book always had a great fascina- 
 tion for me, insomuch that I am hardly in a condition 
 to criticise, especially as I should have to admit that 
 here and there the taste is questionable. The papers 
 are always interesting, and also instructive, if we 
 choose so to apply them. I might expect to find 
 more about my native town, and also more about the 
 stirring events of the period, for the Revolution was 
 then raging across the Channel ; but the book is really 
 
 F 2
 
 68 THE 'COUNTRY SPECTATOR: 
 
 an outpouring of old thoughts. I content myself with 
 quoting a single paper, which may be considered a fair 
 specimen. 
 
 NUMBER V. 
 TUESDAY, 6 November, 1792. 
 
 Audire est operce pretium, procedere recte 
 
 Qui rem Romanam Latiumque augescere vultis. ENNIUS. 
 
 Thou, that in NEWS-ROOM holdest fierce debate 
 On Britain's glory or its fallen state, 
 ' To thee I call : ' with willing ear attend, 
 And hear the counsels of your COUNTRY friend : 
 Small is my fee ; for who would e'er delay 
 TWO-PENCE for wisdom or for wit to pay ? 
 
 The passion for News and the love of dabbling in Politics, 
 which distinguish our nation above all others, are not confined 
 to the Capital alone, but have found their way to the remotest 
 parts of the kingdom. In confirmation of this remark, we may 
 observe that in almost every market-town a room is set apart 
 for the use of those, who wish to be acquainted with the events 
 of the day. Hither Country Politicians and rural statesmen 
 hasten on the arrival of the Post from London, and according 
 to their different tenets vilify or extol the Constitution. 
 
 The News-Room is a place of so general resort, and is 
 productive of so many advantages, not only to those who 
 frequent it, but to the body of the people in the Country, 
 that it well deserves the notice and commendation of the 
 Country Spectator. I shall, therefore, devote to-day's specu- 
 lation to a display of the great utility of News-Rooms, and shall 
 subjoin a few rules, which may be of use to the company, who 
 assemble there. Since, however, it is scarcely possible that I 
 should write on such a subject without betraying my own 
 Political sentiments, and since I do not wish to make proselytes 
 of my Readers by taking them off their guard, I think proper 
 to admonish them, that I myself am a stanch friend to Demo- 
 cracy. It is not necessary that I should give my particular 
 Reasons for having espoused the cause of the people, since nine
 
 THE NEWS-ROOM. 69 
 
 Authors out of ten have done the same, and since it seems 
 perfectly natural that they all should do so. If a declaimer can 
 by his eloquence persuade the people that they are oppressed 
 by their governors, and can incite them to take the power into 
 their own hands, he may surely hope to be rewarded for having 
 meliorated their condition : and tho' there is some danger that 
 his zeal for their happiness may be misconstrued into turbu- 
 lence and sedition, and that the mob, blind to their own 
 interest, may turn with fury on their Teachers, yet what can 
 they do to us Authors ? They cannot give vent to their resent- 
 ment by laying waste our land; and as to our houses^ we 
 
 live in lodgings. 
 
 In estimating the benefits, which every Town derives from 
 its News-Room, we must consider how far it contributes, by 
 reducing the price of News, to make the inhabitants better 
 acquainted with the Papers. It is not possible to form any 
 accurate calculations on this head, as it must depend on many 
 extraneous circumstances, which no calculator can take into 
 the account. We may, perhaps, lay it down as a general rule, 
 that of the subscribers to every Room, not above one in ten 
 would take in a Paper to himself. I shall, therefore, in my 
 enumeration of the advantages arising from these admirable 
 institutions, consider them as solely producing an effect, to 
 which they contribute in so great a degree. 
 
 The News-Room, then, is a source of useful information to 
 all who visit it. The Papers, it is well known, are among the 
 most instructive and elegant compositions of the present day. 
 They seldom, indeed, display much extent of learning or depth 
 of thought ; these they very prudently leave to the compilers 
 of those huge musty volumes, which load the shelves of 
 libraries ; but they teach us (what are of infinitely greater 
 importance) life and manners, and acquaint us with the most 
 interesting events of the age in which we live. By means of 
 them we know on what day in last week his Majesty went a 
 hunting, or the Princesses took the air in the Park ; we learn 
 at what hour of the morning the Prince walks on the Steyne, 
 and at what races the Duke of York was the only gentleman 
 on the turf. This and the like interesting intelligence is gene- 
 rally made known thro' all the towns in our latitude, within 
 eighty or a hundred hours after the events actually took place.
 
 70 THE 'COUNTRY SPECTATOR? 
 
 But the Papers are never so extensively useful, as in the 
 discussion of political subjects. The freedom of speech, which 
 they employ on these occasions, assists greatly in enlarging 
 our ideas and divesting our minds of the silly prejudices, which 
 we all, more or less, inherit from our forefathers. Some of 
 them, indeed, affect to speak with reverence of the Ministry 
 and our glorious Constitution ; but all the reputable and inde- 
 pendent Prints nobly display the corruptions, which disgrace 
 our Church and State ; and that we may not be bigotted to our 
 Religion or Religious establishments, their writers very laud- 
 ably and ingeniously compose jokes on our Bishops and Clergy. 
 Jn a word, they teach us to despise the slavish restraints, 
 which all governments impose, and convince us that our Rulers 
 deserve abuse by the patience, with which they bear it. These 
 notions properly diffused enlighten the understandings of the 
 Country people, and cannot fail to kindle in their bosoms the 
 fire of patriotism ; for which reason a News-Room is in a 
 Country-Town what the sun is in the system of the universe ; 
 it dispenses light and heat to the surrounding bodies. It is, 
 therefore, one of the fortresses, which protect our liberties : 
 without it we should few of us know how our Representatives 
 are acting in Parliament, nor should we be able to gain any 
 genuine political information, unless from the Rights of Man, 
 and one or two other good Books, which are sold cheap, tho' 
 not tinder vahie, for the benefit of the poor. 
 
 The News-Room is, moreover, an excellent school for young 
 students in the art of oratory. I lately visited ene of these 
 places, in a certain town of my district, where a Politician was 
 holding forth with exultation on the Duke of BrunswicKs 
 inglorious retreat. I could not help forming a comparison 
 betwixt the scene then before me and that in a London Coffee- 
 house ; which is certainly less convenient for haranguing than 
 the Country News-Room. In the former, before an Orator has 
 spoken ten minutes, he is interrupted by a waiter with a message 
 from some impertinent coxcomb in the opposite box, who 
 deposes that he came thither for the purpose of reading and not 
 of hearing. If the speaker has any modesty, he is compelled 
 to be silent ; if he has none, he is compelled to depart. I have 
 known one of these clamorous Politicians fairly ousted by an 
 advertisement inserted in his favourite Paper, declaring that
 
 A SCHOOL OF ORATORY. 71 
 
 : The ugly gentleman in the striped coat, who sits in one of the 
 corner boxes of the Chapter Coffee-house, and harangues his 
 neighbours every morning from half-past eleven to one o'clock, 
 is a general nuisance : resolved, that he be turned out.' But 
 in the Country, where people are better bred, this uncivil 
 behaviour is never practised ; and no man will interrupt his 
 learned friend in the middle of a speech, for the sake of read- 
 ing the news. I would, therefore, advise all Gentlemen who 
 are in training for Coachmaker 1 s Hall, for Debating Lellars, or 
 for any other places of political discussion in Town, where 
 young speakers are liable to be abashed by interruptions from 
 the audience, to begin their career in some snug News-Room in 
 the North : and thus, when the advantages of such an educa- 
 tion become generally known, they may boast of their early 
 practice, as the Country barber signifies by a board over his 
 door, that he has studied in London. 
 
 I must recollect, however, that I am probably writing to 
 many, who will never move out of the circle of Country 
 Politics. I shall, therefore, conclude this week's Essay by 
 advising them, and, indeed, all who are of the fraternity how- 
 ever dispersed, to fix their political opinions ; that whenever 
 they are called upon, they may be able to make the same 
 honest declaration, which I voluntarily made in the beginning 
 of this Paper. But since it is not always easy for men to 
 know precisely what opinions they hold, and since a conformity 
 to some Creed is the usual method of discovering the prin- 
 ciples and belief of those who believe any thing at all, and 
 even of those who ' believe nothing, I shall subjoin two Po- 
 litical Creeds, one for the use of each of the great sects, into 
 which the French and, of course, the English are at this day 
 divided. They, who do libenter et ex animo subscribe to either 
 of these sets of articles, may be assured that they are orthodox 
 in the tenets of their respective sects. There may, indeed, be 
 found several persons of nice consciences, who will not con- 
 form to a single article in either of these forms of belief; but 
 such fellows I consider as heretics, who are determined to 
 think for themselves ; and, therefore, it is needless that I 
 should offer them any rules, by which they may model their 
 opinions. 
 
 1 Vid. CONNOISSEUR, No. 9.
 
 72 THE 'COUNTRY SPECTATOR} 
 
 THE ARISTOCRAT'S CfcEEfc, 
 
 I. I believe that virtue and talents are attached to dignity of 
 birth ; which is the reason that all Kings are great and 
 good men. 
 
 II. I believe in the Right Hon. Edmund Burke, who reflected 
 on the French Revolution. 
 
 III. I believe that nothing can legally be done in Church or 
 State without a precedent ; which is the better for being 
 found in the annals of the nth Century. 
 
 IV. I believe that the vulgar in all countries are a low set of 
 people, fit only to submit to their betters ; that they are 
 every where treated with too much lenity ; and that they 
 ought not to imagine that they are of any importance. 
 
 V. Lastly, I believe that whatever is, is right ; and, therefore, 
 that nothing in our present form of government can be 
 wrong. 
 
 THE DEMOCRAT'S CREED 
 
 will be somewhat longer than the former, which arises from my 
 better acquaintance with the principles of my own party, than 
 with those of any other. 
 
 I. I believe that all genius and virtue resides among the 
 people, who are disdainfully called the Mob. 
 
 II. I believe in Thos. Paine and in every syllable of. the 
 Rights of Man ; in the Editor of the Morning Post ; and 
 in a certain impartial publication, which ought to be more 
 generally read, called the Jockey Club. 
 
 III. I believe that all men are naturally equal, not in talents or 
 integrity, which are, and ever will be, real distinctions ; 
 but in the absence of all distinctions whatever. 
 
 IV. I believe that a popular government is the least excep- 
 tionable form of government, but that all government 
 should be made unpopular. 
 
 V. I believe that the present age is more virtuous and en- 
 lightened than any preceding one, as may be proved 
 from the spirit of reform, which all Europe is introducing 
 into Church and State. 
 
 VI. I believe that my ancestors had no right to transmit a 
 form of government to me, for which reason / will not
 
 TWO POLITICAL CREEDS. 73 
 
 be aiding and abetting in transmitting any form of govern- 
 ment to my posterity. 
 
 VII. I believe that all men have their Rights, except the 
 King, and that he has no rigJit at all to have any. 
 
 VIII. Lastly^ I believe that whatever is, is wrong ; and, there- 
 fore, that opposition to the present system, whatever it 
 is, is right. , 
 
 From another paper I will add a sonnet written in 
 imitation of 'some charming lines,' as the editor calls 
 them, in Cowley's ' Dedicatory Elegy,' which I beg also 
 to quote : 
 
 O mihi jucundum Grantee super omnia nomen ! 
 
 penitus toto corde receptus amor / 
 
 Ah ! mihi si vestra reddat bona gaudia sedis 
 
 Detque Deus docta posse quiete Jrui ! 
 Qualis eram, cum me tranqtiilld mente sedentem 
 
 Vidisti in ripd, Came serene, tud : 
 Mulcentem audisti juvenili flumina cantu ; 
 
 1 lie quidem immerito, sed tibi gratus erat. 
 Tune liquidis tacitisque simul mea vita diebus, 
 
 Et similis vestrce Candida flu xit aqua; 
 At nunc c<znos<z luces, atque obice multo 
 Rumpitur cetatis turbidus ordo mece. 
 
 CAMBRIDGE ! dear name, at whose transporting sound 
 
 A pang of fond remembrance thrills my breast, 
 
 O could those hours return, which Friendship blest, 
 
 Which Letter'd Ease, the Muse, and c******** crown'd, 
 
 How calm my soul, when oft at parting day 
 
 CAM saw me musing by his willowy side, 
 
 The while I would recite some raptur"d lay, 
 
 Whose lingering murmurs floated down the tide. 
 
 Yet ah ! too short is Youth's fantastic dream, 
 
 Ere Manhood wakes th' unweeting heart to woe ! 
 
 Silent and smooth CAM'S loitering waters flow ; 
 
 So glided Life, a smooth and silent stream : 
 
 Sad change ! for now by choking cares withstood 
 
 It scarcely bursts its way, a troubled boisterous flood. 
 
 The ' C ' followed by eight stars can be no other
 
 74 GAINSBOROUGH. UPS AND DOWNS. 
 
 than S. T. Coleridge, then twenty. This must be the 
 first public recognition of his genius. The concluding 
 lines are sadly prophetic of the troubles and difficul- 
 ties, indeed the positive obstruction, which it was 
 universally believed cut short Middleton's career of 
 usefulness. As founder of the See of Calcutta, he 
 had to make his position ; and there were not a few, 
 nor they of little influence, who were resolved that he 
 should have no position at all. 
 
 CHAPTER XIV. 
 
 GAINSBOROUGH. UPS AND DOWNS. 
 
 MY father had many stories of his native town and 
 his early days. Would that I had noted them. I 
 have often been reminded of them by Horace's 
 account of his father's conversation. I think he 
 wished to make me the confidant of the more senti- 
 mental part of his nature, his likings, his regrets, and 
 his commiserations. His stories were of poor So- 
 and-so. I believe that, in early life, when for twelve 
 years he was a bachelor in possession of a thriving 
 business, he helped various friends to the utmost of 
 his means. From a hint he once dropped, I gathered 
 at the time that he would have become a bankrupt 
 had he not married and made a very prudent choice. 
 He always seemed to me over-confiding; but for that 
 very reason anxious to warn me against excessive 
 confidence. ' The world is made of flats and sharps,'
 
 TO THYSELF BE TRUE. 75 
 
 he would say in a tone to intimate that he was him- 
 self one of the former and more numerous class. 
 
 Matthew Sooby had made a large fortune, and 
 always boasted that he retained the simple tastes and 
 homely style in which he had been bred. My father 
 used to repeat his sayings, which were as wise as 
 words could make them, and which were accepted 
 at their value in the news-room. In 1812 the town 
 was canvassed for subscriptions for a school for poor 
 children. ' Edicashun,' exclaimed Matthew Sooby, 
 ' hed I hed one, I shouldent a' been worth a groat.' 
 I do not know what was the novelty of the proposi- 
 tion, for there was a ' general school,' founded by 
 Mrs. Hickman in 1784 ; and in my time, through this 
 and several other foundations, more than five hundred 
 children were receiving daily instruction. Many, how- 
 ever, might still be left out in the cold. 
 
 He used to say that he never cared to sit in a 
 room in which he could not put his feet on the ' hud 
 end,' open the door with one hand, and the window 
 with the other. 
 
 Such he was when we left the town. At the age 
 of seventy, his married daughter and her friends could 
 stand it no longer, and made him build a house in 
 character with his position. The work once begun, 
 he entered into it with the greatest ardour, helping 
 the workmen whenever a hand was wanted. In so 
 doing he fell from a high scaffold, broke a leg, and 
 died, a wretched cripple, two or three years after. 
 
 His example has often occurred to me when I 
 have heard expressions easier to utter than to act up 
 to. We are many of us apt to form our own lines
 
 76 GAINSWROUGH. UP 3 AND DOWNS. 
 
 of thought and conduct, and we are also apt to 
 parade them if they seem to do us honour. Be those 
 lines good, bad, or indifferent, they become our law 
 and our appointed trial, and we have to be loyal to 
 them, or to rue the consequences. 
 
 It must have been the same Matthew Sooby that 
 had his laugh at the doctors, till he fell into their 
 hands with a vengeance. Whenever he felt out of 
 sorts he had a large pitcher filled with toast and 
 water, and, putting it on a shelf by his side, he neither 
 ate nor drank anything else till he found himself 
 right again. It was a common remedy then, and 
 had at least its negative virtues ; but one never hears 
 of it now. 
 
 A wealthy couple, occupying a large gloomy 
 house on the north-east of the town, were childless 
 for twenty years, and made a grief of it. There 
 arrived at last a son, and great were the congratu- 
 lations of friends and the excitement in the town. 
 The son lived to ruin and disgrace his parents, and 
 to send them down in sorrow to their graves. 
 
 Upon a great extension of business a merchant 
 had ordered new account-books from London. 
 Coming into his office, he found the clerks had not 
 understood the system, and had spoilt a good many 
 pages. He lost his temper, and gave it them roundly. 
 News came just then that a ship and cargo worth 
 io,ooo/. had gone to the bottom. He was stunned 
 for half an hour, but then returned for the rest of the 
 day to rave about his spoilt ledgers. 
 
 One very old acquaintance of my father, the 
 dullest of men, and, one might suppose, the least
 
 PARVUM PARVA DECENT. 77 
 
 liable to run risks, used to pay us annual visits at 
 Derby and detect the annual recurrence of the same 
 sermons at the Corporation Church. A widower, 
 with a son independent, and himself spending little on 
 himself, he saved money, and built a good house. I 
 remember his amusing us with his unusual smartness 
 and sprightliness when he came knowing that he 
 would find Mary Nettleship with us. The poor man 
 had not much enjoyment of his prosperity. He 
 speculated, and lost all he had. The last I heard 
 of him was that he was clerk in his son's counting- 
 house at Liverpool, and quite as happy as it was his 
 nature to be. 
 
 I forget who it was that built a capacious and 
 handsome warehouse, looking on the river, with the 
 usual crane and landing-places for the reception of 
 goods. He celebrated the completion of the work 
 with a feast to all concerned ; and having drawn up 
 a ship's cannon to the top tier, discharged it, thinking 
 it much the same thing as firing from the port-hole 
 of a man-of-war. He had forgotten that a man-of- 
 war is not a glass house, and he had omitted to leave 
 his windows open. The general in-draft caused by 
 the out-draft of the explosion broke every pane of 
 glass in the building. One can imagine the delight of 
 at least half the spectators. Enterprise and success 
 had at Gainsborough observers more critical than 
 kind. It was a race, and the beaten ones had to get 
 what consolation their hearts could find in the inevit- 
 able shortcomings and drawbacks of victory. 
 
 Mr. Etherington, the largest merchant in the town, 
 had an immense warehouse, for the reception of all
 
 78 GAINSBOROUGH. UPS AND DOWNS. 
 
 kinds of foreign produce, extending from the chief 
 street to the river just above Chapel Staith. It 
 was burnt in a night. A tongue of fire and a firma- 
 ment of sparks and flaming fragments hung over the 
 market-place. We were all taken out of our beds, 
 and carried to our old nurse in Mart Yard, the 
 front court of the ' Old Hall,' where we passed the 
 rest of the night. In a few days we went to see 
 the ruins. The destruction had been so complete that 
 the only salvage was a quantity of boys' playing- 
 marbles, sufficient to fill some large hogsheads. I 
 now learnt that these things were made abroad. 
 
 A good woman could not get her husband to put 
 anything by. He just kept his head above water, 
 but it was evident there would be nothing for her 
 should she be left alone. As he would not save, she 
 must ; so she quietly took something out of the sums 
 she received for housekeeping, and deposited it in a 
 bank. As- she did this for a long time it became 
 something considerable. But the continual leakage 
 only aggravated the evil, and at last the husband 
 became bankrupt. This saved him. The bank could 
 no longer keep the secret, and with the aid of the 
 newly discovered store the creditors were paid in 
 full, with a surplus for a fresh start. 
 
 The man who forgot the loss of a valuable ship 
 and cargo in his greater annoyance at the spoiling 
 of a new ledger, was accustomed to the one loss but 
 not to the other. A wreck, at the worst, is a thing 
 that cannot be helped. But it is possible to look on 
 the foundering of a ship, cargo, crew, and all, with 
 something more than resignation. I don't feel justi-
 
 DA MODO LUCRA MIHL 79 
 
 fied in saying that scuttling ships at sea and sending 
 them to the bottom was a recognised trade at Gains- 
 borough, open to respectable Christian men, but I 
 was so early familiar with it that I cannot doubt it 
 was extensively pursued. 
 
 Outsiders are hardly aware of the facility with 
 which people may slide into the business, or of the 
 circumstances which inevitably create and develop 
 it. There must always be many ships upon the sea- 
 worthiness of which it is not easy to pronounce a 
 decided judgment. Indeed, over and over again, 
 ships have done good work for many years after 
 condemnation. Ships deteriorate in the hands of 
 their owners, who love them nevertheless. There 
 are also many people who have not the means to 
 purchase a thoroughly sound ship, and who are 
 accordingly fain to put up with a faulty or suspected 
 one. All over the world, cleverness and courage are 
 deemed legitimate elements in speculation. Placed 
 in these doubtful circumstances, possessed of these 
 questionable means, and conversant with nice calcu- 
 lations, there is a large class of men whom it may 
 not be fair to describe as robbers and murderers, 
 even though they may be content to let other people 
 take care of themselves. 
 
 I always understood that the trade was one that 
 called for great tact ; that it required a large discre- 
 tion to be left to the ship's captain, and that it is 
 not always easy to send a ship to the bottom, even 
 with the best intentions. This is intelligible. The 
 captain knows that his cargo is worthless, that his 
 ship is rotten and that both are highly insured. He
 
 8o GAINSBOROUGH. VARIETIES. 
 
 hardly knows whither to direct his course, but it 
 must be to some point where he can save at least his 
 own life, for the cause is not one for martyrdom. 
 But he is pursued by favourable winds, smooth seas, 
 and bright skies ; and whether by night or by day he 
 cannot run his ship on the point desired, for the case 
 would be too transparent ; the ship, too, might only 
 ground, and refuse to break up. Ships have sailed 
 about the Atlantic a whole year, in the situation of 
 the unfortunate Roman who had lost fortune and 
 character and could not even obtain the opportunity 
 of an honourable death. 
 
 I am sure that at Gainsborough there was a large 
 class quite above this sort of thing ; but I am equally 
 sure that there was a class not at all above it ; and 
 that they were regarded not so much as swindlers 
 and cut-throats, but rather as people in a low way of 
 business. There was always this to be said for them 
 that the underwriters were at the bottom of the 
 mischief. 
 
 CHAPTER XV. 
 
 GAINSBOROUGH. VARIETIES. 
 
 EVEN in that dull town, as I have heard it described, 
 there was plenty of wild wit and invention ever new. 
 A certain 'Joe Hornby,' a relative, was the Yorick of 
 his day. Hot suppers were the universal rule, and 
 with hot suppers came Noctes Ambrosianae and all
 
 THE HUMOURS OF A COUNTRY TOWN. 8r 
 
 kinds of orgies, according to the rank and style. My 
 nurse's husband, a mason, had his hot supper every 
 night. Wherever she was, she had to be home to 
 cook it for him. Above his rank the hot supper 
 was followed by a carouse, and the nights were often 
 made, if not hideous, rather unquiet. There was little 
 lighting, still less watching, and a jovial company was 
 apt to wind up with practical jokes. 
 
 The Bawtry carrier had carefully packed and 
 covered his waggon ready for an early start, and had 
 then gone to bed. Rising at four, he looked out of his 
 window, and the waggon was not there. He searched 
 up and down the streets in vain. The ' wags ' of 
 the town had unladen his waggon, taken it to pieces, 
 carried them up a long narrow entry into a garden 
 behind the house, and there reconstructed the whole 
 fabric as they had found it. 
 
 Stout gentlemen, if they are good-natured, which 
 they mostly are, make easy butts. Such a one there 
 was at Gainsborough. Leaving the town for a few 
 days, he found on his return that every stile in his 
 customary footpath over the fields had been so 
 narrowed as utterly to obstruct his passage. By the 
 time we left Gainsborough the town could boast 
 a stage-coach to Retford, the only regular com- 
 munication with the outer world. Such was this 
 gentleman's bulk, that he was obliged to engage two 
 places when he travelled. On arriving one day at 
 the coach, he found two fellow-passengers already 
 seated vis-a-vis. ' Would one of you gentlemen 
 please to change seats,' he said, ' for I have taken 
 two places.' ' There they are,' they answered. ' But 
 
 VOL. i. G
 
 82 GAINSBOROUGH. VARIETIES. 
 
 I want one whole seat to myself.' They averred, 
 the one that he could only travel with his face to the 
 horses, the other only with his back. At the moment 
 of starting they gave way. 
 
 Of course there was a Scotch doctor. The town 
 had a fair medical staff of the English sort. I re- 
 member Dr. Jephson, and Mr. Parnell, the apothecary, 
 as formal as the other was solemn. Dr. Peacock 
 came from beyond the Tweed, bringing with him a 
 little brogue, a power of talk, an abundance of meta- 
 physics, and a continual fire of Latin quotations. 
 When I saw him in later days I was much interested 
 with him. I wondered he had not made more im- 
 pression on my boyish recollection, as also that I had 
 not been struck with his sister's affectionate looks and 
 manners. He was said to be a very good doctor, but 
 I am no judge of that. 
 
 My father sometimes mentioned a young co- 
 temporary who was resolved to master the English 
 language thoroughly, and who thought he could not 
 do this better than by reading steadily through the 
 whole of Johnson's Dictionary, with all the quotations. 
 This he achieved, with what result I know not. 
 There could not be a better selection of passages; 
 but I have occasionally read a column of them and 
 found it enough for me. It is not the natural order 
 of study, for there is no real continuity in an alpha- 
 betical arrangement. I should hope the poor youth 
 forgot most of it as fast as he read it, for otherwise 
 nothing would have remained in his head more than 
 a day or two. 
 
 Some of my readers may think there was nothing
 
 FIDUM CAPITI SUBDUXERAT ENS EM. 83 
 
 so extraordinary in the feat, and that even if it 
 were ever accomplished it is hardly worth recording. 
 Suffice it to say that the quotations in Johnson's 
 Dictionary, carefully selected from the best writers, 
 and admirably illustrative of the various meanings of 
 each word and of the English language, amount to a 
 mass considerably exceeding the whole Bible, includ- 
 ing the Apocrypha, though falling far short of the 
 vast treasure of Latinity accumulated in Facciolati's 
 Lexicon. 
 
 I have forgotten which of my father's acquaint- 
 ances it was who in a general panic about burglars 
 went about telling his friends he felt quite easy, for 
 he kept a loaded pistol under his pillow, and had 
 made up his mind to shoot any such visitor at sight. 
 His wife had much more fear of loaded pistols than 
 of burglars, and, without saying a word to him, had 
 withdrawn the charge ; nor did he ever find it out. 
 
 A stranger called and wished to see my father. 
 He was from home. Could he see my mother ? Yes, 
 he could. So a giant walked in. It was Belzoni, 
 afterwards known for his Egyptian explorations. He 
 called to ask when he could give an exhibition, and 
 with whom he could make the arrangements. I was 
 taken to the performance. It consisted of Herculean 
 feats, and some hydraulic curiosities. One of the 
 first sights I saw in London that is, in 1820 or soon 
 after was Belzoni's reproductions of the gorgeous 
 interiors of Egyptian tombs and temples. This was 
 in the Egyptian Hall, built for the purpose, and then 
 quite pre-eminent among London edifices. I had al- 
 ready learnt, from Mr. Wood's lectures, that Egyptian
 
 84 GAINSBOROUGH. VARIETIES. 
 
 architecture was the parent of Greek and Roman, 
 and indeed of all the architectures. 
 
 Except for commercial purposes there was not 
 much communication between Gainsborough and the 
 metropolis in those days. A man would take out 
 his watch with the observation that he had taken the 
 time of the Horse Guards, the great authority then, 
 perhaps a fortnight before. At 6 P.M. the postman 
 galloped into the market-place with the letter-bags and 
 the London news of the day before, blowing his horn, 
 and proclaiming anything unusual. A sister much my 
 junior remembers hearing his announcement of the 
 Battle of Waterloo, and then retiring to the garden, 
 to sing, I suppose, the song of Miriam, with the ac- 
 companiment of a toy-fiddle. 
 
 For a long period the excise and the assessed 
 taxes were managed in a way satisfactory to all 
 parties, the Treasury excepted. At last there came 
 down, first I think as an inspector, then in a permanent 
 capacity, a very clever and very pushing stranger. 
 This was Mr. John Hyde, who soon had a quarrel 
 with everybody in the town, a quarrel in which he and 
 the Treasury came off the victors. What aggravated 
 the injury, and made it an insult on all, was that he 
 brought with him a wife much too handsome and 
 showy, it was. said, for an exciseman to have come 
 by quite honestly. A bit of romance was discovered, 
 or made, but the brewers and other dealers in excis- 
 able articles weie not unprejudiced authorities. Since 
 those days he has often turned up at this place or 
 that, where he had been sent on a like errand. The 
 only incident that has come to me of his Gainsborough
 
 ASSOCIATION OF IDEAS. 85 
 
 career was that he once fell into a tan-pit, 
 tanner refused to help him out, alleging that it was 
 -contrary to the law to take hides out of a tan-pit 
 within so many days. 
 
 One advantage of a quiet country life is that if 
 the future is slow in coming, the past is never quite 
 gone. In fact you don't always know whether you 
 are in the past or in the future, for in the present 
 you certainly are not. A gentleman was taking 
 leave of his friends on a departure to India. One of 
 them accompanied him back part of the way. They 
 came to a bridge which would be a natural spot for 
 leave-taking. But they happened to be engaged in 
 a friendly discussion, during which they amused them- 
 selves by dropping straws into the stream from one 
 parapet of the bridge and watching their re-appear- 
 ance under the other. At length they parted. After 
 twenty years the Indian returned and called on his 
 old friend. Again the friend escorted him back and 
 halted at the bridge. Again they dropped straws into 
 the stream. Hardly thinking about it, one of them 
 began, ' But I think you must take into account, &c.,' 
 resuming the old discussion ; and with equal uncon- 
 sciousness the other took up the interrupted thread. 
 
 One of my father's good stories I can understand 
 perhaps better than he did, having the advantage of 
 him in knowing both sides of the question. A Gains- 
 borough humourist had often given a hospitable 
 reception to a London friend on his business tours. 
 At last he went to town himself, and called at once 
 on his friend, in full expectation of a suitable return. 
 The least he expected was to be asked to dinner.
 
 86 GAINSBOROUGH. VARIETIES. 
 
 Instead of this, the friend, looking at him between the 
 bars of his little chancellerie, asked his hotel, and 
 invited himself to dine there with him. To the 
 provincial sense this is monstrous ingratitude. So 
 the next time the London gentleman came down 
 and presented himself, the Gainsborough man held 
 up his ten fingers in the form of office-rails, and 
 speaking through them, said, ' What's your inn ? I 
 shall be glad to come and dine with you.' 
 
 An invitation to dinner, that is, to a seat at the 
 family dinner-table, is a very interchangeable com- 
 modity, and need not be a new version of the Town 
 and Country Mouse ; but as regards further hospitali- 
 ties, even a few days' residence, there really is no 
 reciprocity in the matter, and cannot be, except 
 within narrow limits. A visit to a town friend is a 
 very different thing from a visit to a country friend. 
 London houses are not made for visitors not at least 
 for country visitors ; nor can London ways be made 
 to fit in with country ways. The country visitor 
 exhausts the strength of the servants by the multitude 
 of pretences on which he brings them up and down 
 stairs, and the strength of his hosts by the multitude 
 of questions he has to ask and the arrangements 
 in which he has to be assisted. He is so helpless 
 as to the geography of the metropolis, the means 
 of communication, the exhibitions, and the ways of 
 people, that he must either go through several courses 
 of instruction, or be personally conducted ; it is hard 
 to say which is the worst. He is a serious addition 
 to an amount of labour and responsibility already 
 taxing strength to the utmost. If not quite the con-
 
 AND COUNTRY HOSPITALITY. 87 
 
 trary, at least very different, is the case of a London 
 friend visiting a country-house. He relieves dullness. 
 He brings with him the very thing wanted, informa- 
 tion, and some excitement. He asks for a little repose, 
 not half a dozen exhibitions and entertainments as 
 many miles apart. He is accustomed to spare servants 
 and to measure their strength ; and even were he 
 not so disposed, he can't keep a poor maid going up 
 and down stairs the whole day on trifling errands 
 which he could either despatch himself or manage to 
 comprise in one commission. The great difference 
 of hours between London and country life itself alone 
 prevents Londoners from making their houses hotels. 
 They are bound to nurse their strength during the 
 day for the hard work of the evening, and, in the case 
 of Parliamentary people, of the night too. Country 
 people can never be made to see the difference be- 
 tween a man who has not been able to get to bed 
 till three in the morning, and the man who had been 
 sound asleep for an hour when the clock struck twelve. 
 It is a positive duty to state the case of the Londoners, 
 for they are exposed to much suspicion and obloquy ; 
 the country folks meanwhile arrogating to themselves 
 that hospitality is pre-eminently a provincial virtue.
 
 88 THE TOWN GOURMAND. 
 
 CHAPTER XVI. 
 
 THE TOWN GOURMAND. 
 
 THERE was the town gourmand, an unfortunate 
 attorney cursed with a fastidious taste, and probably 
 a diseased liver, who every morning went the round 
 of the fish-market and the poulterers, to see if they 
 had anything he could eat. He had to seek food in 
 desolate places. The fish I most remember were 
 haddock, hake, halibut, and eels. Trent salmon was 
 very rare ; and, with no railways, no steamboats, and 
 even very few land conveyances, the best sea fish 
 only came by fits and starts. Lobsters, I think, 
 were rare, but crabs were abundant, cheap, and of all 
 sizes. Cooked in various ways, they were the chief 
 treats of my childhood, and in after years I used to 
 get up a good imitation of crab by mixing up cheese, 
 mustard, and vinegar. But our tastes were simple 
 enough. Nothing pleased us so much as ' frumetty,' 
 from frumentum wheat or barley boiled in milk, with 
 a few currants and a little sugar. For a change we 
 used to enjoy ' maslin ' bread, made from wheat, 
 barley, and rye, grown together in one crop, as I 
 remember. The wheat gave strength, the barley 
 sweetness, and the rye the quality of keeping moist 
 and sound for weeks. The word, I suppose, is short 
 for ' miscellaneous.' 
 
 As to butcher's meat in Lincolnshire at that time 
 at least the sheep were large and woolly, and the
 
 THE LARDER. 8$ 
 
 beef was also large and coarse, often tasting of oil- 
 cake. Indifferent as the beef and mutton were, they 
 were often dear, a leg of mutton sometimes twenty 
 shillings of the currency. For a change upon oily 
 beef and woolly mutton, people had then to be con- 
 tent with ' hollow fowl,' as poultry, ducks, and rabbits 
 were alike called. There were extensive rabbit- 
 warrens at no great distance from Gainsborough, and 
 parts of the Isle of Axholme had been given up to 
 rabbits from time immemorial. It was a question 
 whether they did not pay better than sheep. But, 
 cooked as they might be, a bon vivant would soon 
 weary of them. 
 
 But I am forgetting the universal refuge and un- 
 failing resource of country households. What would 
 they do without poor piggy and his long-expected 
 effects ? There was nothing we children liked better 
 than a boiled leg of pork, with pease-pudding. If a 
 country gentleman offers it in these days to an old 
 college friend on a week's visit, it is with an apology, 
 for auld acquaintance' sake. Even a spare-rib is 
 hardly now producible. How we did relish ' pig's fry,' 
 ay, the very odour of it long before the appearance. 
 It is scarcely credible now that within this centuiy a 
 sucking-pig could find a place in a Parisian menu'. 
 even De Quincey has not been able to keep it in the 
 front of civilisation. I daresay many of my readers 
 never heard of ' black puddings,' whether in sausage 
 form or en masse ; or of ' beast's heart,' or of well, I 
 must stop, but they were all once familiar and dear ; 
 and they now survive in association with my native 
 town. Yet, before I close the list, another well-
 
 90 THE TOWN GOURMAND. 
 
 remembered dish demands a place in it. I suppose 
 ' bubble and squeak' is hardly admissible at a banquet 
 We appreciated it intensely, but seemed to feel it 
 required exalted sanction. George IV. was said to 
 have bestowed on it his distinguished approbation. 
 Yet I remember once, when the bearer of an old 
 Scotch name dropped in at an early dinner and 
 found nothing but ' bubble and squeak ' on the table, 
 we felt that we might be somewhat lowered in his 
 estimation. It might be so, but he enjoyed the dish 
 amazingly. 
 
 My apology for these gross details is the universal 
 fact that nothing survives more than the tastes and 
 aromas familiar to early life. Many meats and drinks 
 intolerable to the novice are delicious to the accus- 
 tomed. The appetite survives, and even becomes a 
 craving, perhaps in the very agonies of declining 
 power. I remember seeing, with positive alarm, jus- 
 tified by the result, an elderly gentleman, who had 
 spent his early life in the country and his later in 
 town, devouring bacon and beans like a labourer. I 
 remember seeing another swallowing shrimps with 
 such zest as to detach them very imperfectly from 
 their indigestible integuments. I have had to protest 
 in vain against an aged labourer chipping cheese into 
 the cup of tea his nurse had prepared for him. ' What 
 matters it ? ' she said. ' He can only live a few days. 
 Let him enjoy his self while he can.' In Devonshire 
 the prospect of a serious and painful illness is much 
 mitigated by the hope of unlimited ' double-bakes.' 
 This is a hard insipid biscuit that I have little 
 doubt is the fywpos, or sop, formerly used for a spoon,
 
 CHEESE. 91 
 
 and now given to Devonshire children at teething 
 and whenever they want special comfort. So fond 
 are the labourers of it that I have often seen a stock 
 kept in a small drawer under the bar of a public- 
 house. 
 
 But even if mutton palled, and beef surfeited, and 
 fowls failed, and fish were neither good nor fresh, and 
 ' pig's meat ' had been tried in every form in vain, 
 there was the great succedaneum of cheese. I don't 
 suppose the poor bilious attorney would venture far 
 that way, but, as a fact, the Stilton cheese, though last, 
 was not least in the Gainsborough bill of fare. Some 
 months before a great occasion a hospitable gentleman 
 laid in a remarkably fine large Stilton cheese. Neatly 
 separating the top he made a large hole in the interior, 
 which he filled with old port. Being the best pickle 
 for the living subject, it was presumably the best sauce 
 for all kinds of food. The top of the cheese was then 
 replaced, and the whole put into a closed jar in the 
 pantry. After the dinner, and a suitable announce- 
 ment, the mighty incubation was placed on the table, 
 and the top carefully lifted. The cheese had to be 
 carried instantly out of the room and thrown away, as 
 far from the house as possible. 
 
 Notwithstanding its lowly and homely character, 
 cheese affords a greater variety of national shape and 
 historical change than any other food. It was the 
 staple of the Roman soldier and working-man, but not 
 in the solid and massy form we are acquainted with. 
 It is but a name and a struggling survival at the 
 English dinner-table. In Sweden, I have been told, 
 all the guests, before taking their places at the table,
 
 92 THE TOWN GVURMAND. 
 
 gather at a sideboard and take a few mouthfuls of 
 bread and cheese to prepare their palates for the 
 dinner. In England they are invited to take a few 
 mouthfuls to prepare their palates for the wine, prob- 
 ably with no better reason for it than there is in the 
 Scandinavian usage. 
 
 A lady economist at Gainsborough saw no reason 
 why a good dinner should be supplemented, or the 
 thirst provoked, for she would not allow the intro- 
 duction of cheese after the third course, because she 
 had observed that it ' stood in no stead.' 
 
 In my former Reminiscences I stated that in the 
 year 1843 I could not find anything to call cheese 
 in the English sense in the populous city of Havre, 
 the only thing answering to the name of fromage 
 being some horrible things looking like crumpets, 
 sold in the streets. But I was still rather surprised 
 to read in Mr. Dolben Paul's life of his ancestor, 
 Archbishop Dolben, tempore Car. II., that he sent 
 a present of an English cheese to our ambassador at 
 Paris, who, in reply, described the astonishment of his 
 Parisian guests, who had never seen anything to call 
 cheese except their angelots, the very article I found 
 the only cheese at Havre. 
 
 By two independent and very different authori- 
 ties I have heard it positively affirmed that there is 
 nothing a man can eat in the Island of Jamaica, and 
 I can easily understand that the town gourmand 
 might starve at Gainsborough, in the midst of coarse 
 or insipid abundance. He died in a workhouse. 
 
 In very early days, nothing so much moved my in- 
 dignation as evident greediness and ostentatious nicety
 
 TASTE, A POWER AND A VIRTUE. 93 
 
 of appetite. I have gradually come to- thmk more 
 kindly and respectfully of the latter. A fastidious 
 palate often indicates a finer character ; going with a 
 finer taste in art and science, in social ethics, and 
 in matters of conduct. The differences with which 
 it deals, and which it detects when they escape 
 duller perceptions, are real. It is well they should be 
 detected and pointed out. The palate has the powers, 
 the materials, and the opportunities for any degree 
 of refinement. All exercise of taste, whatever the 
 material, is arv exercise of conscience, and a tribute 
 to it, especially as a faculty admitting- of education 
 and improvement. 
 
 The French tell us there is something approaching 
 to immorality in our indiscriminate mixture of jarring 
 flavours, and in the rude cookery done on our plates. 
 In some midland and northern counties they carry this 
 to a barbarous excess, putting all sorts of game into 
 one pie, stuffing one bird into another, and exhibiting 
 medley pies containing beef, bacon, rabbit, apples, 
 onions, and much more than I am likely to think of. 
 
 I have no doubt my father -had a discriminating 
 palate, just as he had a fine ear and quick eye for 
 colour and proportion, and a keen perception of 
 character. He used to mention that in his boyhood, 
 having the run of two houses, his father's and his 
 grandfather's, he would make inquiries in the kitchens, 
 and invite himself to the best dinner. But I suppose 
 this was one of the many tastes which, as he some- 
 times told me, he had had to renounce one after 
 another as sons and daughters came on. 
 
 One often hears that hunger is the best of sauces,
 
 94 THE RACE OF LIFE IN TOWNS. 
 
 a good appetite next to a virtuous habit, and health 
 the greatest of earthly blessings. Without qualifica- 
 tion all these sayings are dangerous. Hunger often 
 seduces into eating too much, which is worse than 
 eating not quite enough. As a fact, people with good 
 appetites are often outlived by their more squeamish 
 neighbours. Good health I have long been disposed 
 to regard as one of the worst diseases. The human 
 frame is seldom so proportionably developed but 
 that it is liable to some kind of hypertrophy. It may 
 easily become too developed or too full, and so de- 
 stroyed by mere repletion. 
 
 CHAPTER XVII. 
 
 THE RACE OF LIFE IN TOWNS. 
 
 THE romance of life does not show to its best in 
 towns. The race there is for wealth, position, connec- 
 tions, and for personal accomplishments as the means 
 to these ends. In the crowd of such competitors, 
 the passions and the weaknesses that are the material 
 of tragedy can only be regarded as impediments. 
 They account for a defeat, or a downfall. So it is 
 seldom the whole tale that is told : it is only the sequel. 
 A life is summed up, and judgment passed merciful, 
 perhaps, and pitiful, but brief and final. Of the father 
 of a family which in all my early years I regarded 
 with the most affectionate interest, my father would 
 observe, ' Ah, poor man, he made one great mistake.'
 
 BEATEN IN THE RACE. 95 
 
 I did not venture to ask what it was, but from what 
 my father reported of him when he found him out in 
 a suburb of London, I fear he made at least one mis- 
 take more. Of one poor lady, a connection, my father 
 would say, ' She was so pretty, and so witty, and 
 
 so bright ; but ' Alas ! it was the universal ' but.' 
 
 Against the wear and tear of a rough life, aggravated 
 by a coarse and ill-tempered husband, she betook 
 herself to the one ever-failing remedy, and so made 
 matters always worse. 
 
 For both these unfortunates my father had always 
 felt a tender interest ; but even when there was no 
 such tie of feeling, he always sympathised with mis- 
 fortune, if there was anything to like or to respect in 
 the sufferers. 
 
 When I went with my father to Gainsborough 
 in 1842, he sought out an old couple whom he had 
 known, not in a high class, but in a prosperous 
 business and in comfortable circumstances. I seem 
 to remember having small dealings with them in 
 cutlery at the shop at the south-east corner of the 
 market-place, where it contracts into ' Down Town.' 
 John Anderson and his wife were now in a very small 
 house, over their tea and buttered toast at four 
 o'clock the great consolation of reduced circum- 
 stances. Much had they to say of old times. At 
 another house I heard my father's mention of this 
 visit was received with some amusement, as if such 
 poor folk were hardly worth remembrance. Indeed, 
 some pains were taken to impress on my father that 
 they were nobodies. It was a son, or a friend, who 
 had ruined them. But no matter how they had 
 been ruined.
 
 96 THE RACE OF LIFE IN TOWNS. 
 
 It is rather in the country than in the town that 
 we are to look for sensational incidents, for revela- 
 tions of clerical society, for tragedies of which every 
 act is more or less a catastrophe. Houses in villages 
 are seen on all sides, back and front. All that passes 
 in them is known the next day. The old servants, 
 with their own friends all around, are privileged 
 tale-bearers. It is an atmosphere of free talk. A 
 country gentleman cannot quarrel with his wife or 
 his eldest son without it being known in a week all 
 over the county. There can be no hypocrisy, or 
 even superfluous decency, in the fierce light that beats 
 on all classes reflecting ever so little the lustre of 
 the throne. The aristocracy are charged with being 
 above public opinion ; but the truth is they cannot 
 help it, they must brave it out. 
 
 In towns, on the contrary, houses show only their 
 fronts. The inmates are often strangers, and some- 
 times frequently changed. Any one so minded may 
 make his house an impenetrable mystery ; indeed, it 
 requires a certain effort to make a private house in 
 a town an 'open secret' in these days, for its tendency 
 is to be a close one. But often are the long arrears 
 of concealment made up in a day. There arrives a 
 time, when the members of the family themselves ; 
 worn out with disappointment, sickened with mutual 
 grudges and wearied with recrimination, set to work 
 pulling down their own house over their heads. 
 They ask the Almighty to assist, and they are 
 heard. 
 
 Wherever there is anything to call a neighbour- 
 hood, that is, a number of persons of about the same
 
 FUGE MAGNA. 97 
 
 class pursuing the same objects, exposed to the same 
 vicissitudes, and engaged, one may say, in the same 
 game there is inevitable jealousy. All wish to be 
 uppermost That is a relative idea : to rise oneself 
 is to depress others ; to fall is to raise them. This 
 leads to the great scandal of human nature rejoicing 
 in evil. The well known libel on humanity, which it 
 has been said none but a Frenchman would have 
 uttered, is founded on the fact that even friends 
 are rivals. The Greeks were beforehand with us in 
 the saying that your shin is further than your knee. 
 Rivalry is exasperated by anything that raises, or 
 promises to raise, those about you : and it is grati- 
 fied by their failure. 
 
 Nor is it possible for the sentiment, base as it 
 seems, disgraceful as it is, to confine itself within the 
 bosom. It must come out in word and deed. A 
 man's foes will be they of his own household. He 
 has the audacity, the heresy, to strike higher, to 
 assert a higher tone, perhaps to intend the romance 
 which the world thinks folly. That aspiration once 
 detected, he has no help : he has every obstacle left 
 in his way, if not laid in it. There is nothing which 
 such presumption does not richly merit. Destroy the 
 dreamer of dreams ; strip him naked ; cast him into 
 the pit ; sell him to strangers ; bury his very name 
 under a load of lies. 
 
 But his rivals need not give themselves any 
 trouble about it. In confidence and quietness lies 
 their strength, and they may rely on the truth of the 
 maxim that Pride comes before a fall. They may 
 stand by and look on, and then they will see the fate 
 
 VOL. I. H
 
 9 8 THE RACE OF LIFE IN TOWNS. 
 
 of the man cursed with a soul above his class. He is 
 star-gazing ; he falls, he lies wounded in the battle of 
 life, a wreck on the strand. He is quite sure to find 
 all against him, and that he has afforded a happiness 
 to his neighbours which it would never have been in 
 his power to give them by any intended generosity. 
 
 There are creatures that are said instantly to 
 gather about a wounded individual of the shoal, tear 
 it to pieces, and devour it. The evolutionists might 
 justly claim them as cousins, in some not very remote 
 degree, of what we call humanity. Do I say that 
 such, and so wicked, are the thoughts and hearts of 
 all men ? I do say that the thoughts rise and offer 
 themselves, and that self is very apt to fall, I may 
 say, in that hour of temptation. 
 
 Town gossips, and I dare say country too, are 
 never so gay as when discussing downfalls, scandals, 
 infamies, the ruin of families, the darkening of homes, 
 the banishment of those that yesterday were in the 
 front of life's stage, the disappearance of stars lately 
 high over the horizon. The moral is plain to a 
 child. It is that the competition for wealth, honour, 
 position, and all the prizes of earth, are antagonistic 
 to the love of souls, and to the spiritual growth in all 
 its aspects and relations. But is it possible not to 
 share these emotions to some extent, even if we 
 succeed in controlling and correcting them ? There 
 was at least one household in my native town that I 
 can credit with as much exemption from worldly 
 rivalry of all kinds as is possible to the heart of 
 man. 
 
 This is no new theme. I am not volunteering an
 
 MR. BELWOOD. 99 
 
 attack upon country towns ; I am only reducing to 
 some proportion and accuracy a great fact which I 
 often see and hear put in an odious form. People 
 hate towns. They would not live in one of them for 
 the world. If they happen to have been born in one 
 they often slur over the truth by confessing only to 
 the county. I feel that I am putting it mildly and 
 apologetically. A town is an industrial tournament. 
 All are there careering, hitting, being hit, overthrow- 
 ing, overthrown. All rejoice in your mishaps ; all envy 
 your successes all as a rule, for there are exceptions. 
 The intensity of this disgust at country-town life is 
 indicated by the very great cost at which it is gratified. 
 In some very important respects towns have an im- 
 mense advantage over the country. They have at 
 least the opportunities of quiet social intercourse ; they 
 have promenades and well-frequented pavements ; 
 they have libraries and reading-rooms ; and they 
 always have men of some literary or scientific attain- 
 ments. All this, which is really the making of a 
 higher life, is given up in order to avoid what is 
 called gossip, backbiting, scandal, and the great want 
 of mutual confidence and hearty sympathy. 
 
 The most dignified figure at Gainsborough, to my 
 memory, was Mr. Belwood, tall, upright, and very 
 deliberate in all he said, or advised, or did. He was 
 of a very old Isle of Axholme stock, taking their 
 name from a spot of Druidical sanctity ; and I think 
 he must have been a relative, or connection, of my 
 father. He was quaint and old-fashioned, naturally 
 and without knowing it. He died in 1820, and by 
 this I see it was before that date I and my brother 
 
 H 2
 
 ioo THE RACE OF LIFE IN TOWNS. 
 
 John were entertained by him to a nice little dinner 
 on a visit to Gainsborough. He was alone in the 
 world, and yet a cheerful, and even warm-hearted, 
 man. 
 
 Surrounded by failures, he had cause to antici- 
 pate more. He had intended to leave my father a 
 thousand pounds, and I think had let out something 
 to that effect. My father was summoned to the 
 funeral, and went to Gainsborough with my mother 
 and two of my sisters. The house, I remember, was 
 within sight of the church. The funeral was largely 
 attended. Mrs. Nettleship, who had taken in my 
 sisters for the occasion, was there, and my father and 
 mother had spent the evening before with her. On 
 the return from the funeral the will was read. It now 
 appeared that the old gentleman had either resented 
 our flight to Derby, or dreaded its speculative cha- 
 racter, for he left 4OO/. to my father, and 6oo/. to be 
 divided amongst the children living at the time of 
 .his death, and to be given to each on coming of age. 
 I should think nobody was ever remembered with 
 so much gratitude, the sentiment being formed and 
 strengthened in each case by years of expectation. I 
 had been two years at college when I received my 
 share. He left us also, I suppose, most of his old 
 plate, including a two-handled silver pint-cup, which 
 stands before me as the chief ornament of my side- 
 board. 
 
 Of the town itself, my father, writing to my eldest 
 sister, gives a woeful account : ' Gainsborough looks 
 miserably poor. I never saw so wretched a place.' 
 I note, however, that he writes in the first week of
 
 A TRUE FORECAST. 101 
 
 March, and that, as he observes, it was 'bitterly cold 
 weather.' He proceeds : ' There has been a subscrip- 
 tion for Mrs. Swann.' As I remember the Swanns, 
 the family had come from Hamburg, and they were 
 supposed, by their expenditure, to be rolling in 
 wealth. ' Mrs. Bourne and her daughters,' my father 
 proceeded to tell us, ' are keeping a school.' Mr 
 Bourne had kept the Rope Walk I remember so well, 
 and had thriven for a time on the increasing demands 
 of war. ' Mrs. Bourne,' my father adds, ' is likely to 
 be successful. She is very cheerful and happy.' My 
 father's forecast proved correct. The daughters were 
 keeping a very good school at Brighton thirty-two 
 years after this date, and long after that, I believe. 
 
 My father and mother were at the Stuarts, and, as 
 my father wrote, my sisters had called, and were now 
 romping with the three littb Miss Stuarts indeed, 
 making so much noise that he could hardly write. 
 That family too went down in the world, and the 
 last I heard of Miss Stuart was that she was a teacher 
 in Miss Bourne's school at Brighton, and that she 
 sang, my brother Harry thought, rather shrill. I 
 have often asked myself, ' Should I have thought so ?'
 
 102 THE BEGINNING OF A TRADE. 
 
 CHAPTER XVIII. 
 
 THE BEGINNING OF A TRADE. 
 
 I HAVE mentioned 'Joe Hornby/ the light-hearted 
 humourist. As I remember, he was not a man either 
 to make a fortune or to spend one, or to entertain 
 strong opinions, or to take anything very much to 
 heart. But I suppose it must have been a brother of 
 his, and a relative of mine, whom I met occasionally 
 at his brother-in-law's house in the city of London, in 
 1820. He had utterly ruined himself and the too 
 generous brother-in-law, one of the old Mowbray 
 stock of the Isle of Axholme. I had to sit by for 
 two hours in Aldermanbury one afternoon, while my 
 unprincipled relative, a big heavy man, was drinking 
 brandy and water, and cursing the King, the Govern- 
 ment, and all the institutions of the country, respon- 
 sible, every one of them, as he made out, for his own 
 failure. 
 
 This man, as I remember him, would not have 
 prospered anywhere, or under any circumstances. 
 He would everywhere have spent beyond his means, 
 risked much on the merest chance, and abused his 
 servants, instead of telling them quietly what they had 
 to do. But I must say the tone in which he spoke 
 of the institutions of his country was by no means 
 peculiar to him. It was universal. Nobody had a 
 good word to say for the King, the Ministry, the 
 two Houses of Parliament, the Church, or any other
 
 A PATRIOT OF THE GEORGIAN ERA. 103 
 
 institution, unless he happened to enjoy some excep- 
 tional position, plainly at the cost of the whole 
 nation and of the public good. Twenty years be- 
 fore this, when George III. was leaving the theatre, 
 after escaping the bullet of the madman Hatfield, his 
 carriage was surrounded and followed by a mob 
 hissing and hooting, and thus expressing its sym- 
 pathy with the supposed assassin. This mob did 
 not consist of roughs, but of the neighbouring shop- 
 keepers. 
 
 A few months after I had been listening with 
 disgust to my relative's sweeping denunciations, I 
 began to live for several years in the same room with 
 a son of the Cabinet minister whose house and life 
 had just been specially aimed at by the Cato Street 
 conspirators. I expected to hear him speak of them 
 with honest moral indignation, especially as he ap- 
 peared to be in his father's confidence, bringing with 
 nim to school enormous maps made for the Penin- 
 sular war, and the spare copies of his father's library. 
 I used to note that if he ever alluded to Thistlewood 
 and his companions, it was as men who had found 
 their match and had been outwitted. Had they 
 tailed in the best of causes, he could not have treated 
 the matter more dispassionately. He seemed to 
 assume, as a matter of course, that the people were 
 on their side, and that this made their detection and 
 capture the greater triumph. 
 
 After long complications, my cousin from the Isle 
 of Axholme was at last clear of his brother-in-law, 
 the rabid and self-ruined politician. He then started 
 on his own account in a very humble business. He
 
 104 THE BEGINNING OF A TRADE. 
 
 could not have been at his then abode more than a 
 week or two when he gave me a very hospitable 
 reception, according to his means, on my arrival m 
 town on my way to Charterhouse. He was fortunate 
 in the possession of two good and energetic sons, the 
 elder of them already a man of science and no ordinary 
 artist. 
 
 For some months I witnessed a very curious strug- 
 gle between the extreme caution of the parent and 
 the enterprise of the sons, who wished to add what 
 really was the necessary supplement of the new busi- 
 ness. At last they got in the thin point of the wedge, 
 in the shape of a small shallow drawer under the shop 
 counter, containing a very select display of the com- 
 monest surgical instruments. The father stipulated 
 that the sons were always to give their first and chief 
 attention to the matter which had drawn the customer 
 to the shop. When he had satisfied his first wants, 
 then the son might produce the drawer with its 
 well-burnished contents, and ask, ' Anything in this 
 way?' 
 
 I don't know how this work is done now, but the 
 way in which it was done in 1820 sufficiently accounts 
 for the unwillingness of a middle-aged man, originally 
 a yeoman of ' the Isle,' and the victim of his own 
 generous confidence, to go out of his depth in it. Two 
 or three years after this, the elder son took me on 
 some calls on his workpeople, who were in fact no- 
 body's workpeople in particular, for they worked, in 
 their own miserable homes, for any employer who 
 might have jobs for them. Sometimes they had to 
 go the round of the employers, sometimes the em-
 
 MR. JOHN MAW. 105 
 
 ployers had to go the round of them. It necessarily 
 depended on their honesty and ability whether the 
 work was done well that is, whether the forceps, the 
 scalpel, the saw, the file, or the finer and more com- 
 plicated instrument would do its work at the crisis, 
 and also stand wear. Every man had his worth, and 
 so had every tool. 
 
 This is now, I believe, the largest business in its 
 line in the world, carried on in one of the most 
 artistic edifices in the city of London. Some of my 
 readers will feel that the early struggles of trading 
 enterprise are hardly worth reminiscences, even when 
 redeemed by a high moral and a great success. So I 
 may as well add that the elder of the two brothers, 
 and the projector of this shallow drawer lying in 
 ambush for exceptional customers, was then a slender 
 youth, under twenty, with finely formed features, and 
 an expression as bright and keen as the edged tools 
 he was ambitious to deal in. He was well up not 
 only to science but to art. He was versed in all the 
 schools of art, in all our living artists, and he was, or 
 rather became in a few years, a distinguished amateur 
 in water-colours. He was far better read in our 
 poets and in our English authors than I ever came to 
 be. From the pursuits of his leisure hours it might 
 have been supposed that he had nothing else to attend 
 to but recreation and the cultivation of a fine taste. 
 But from the tints of a landscape, or the forms and 
 hues of flowers, fruits, fish, and shells, he would turn 
 with equal zest to the details of a business which 
 many a man without a spark of genius would be 
 foolish enough to look down upon.
 
 106 THE CLERGY. 
 
 The other relative of mine, and they that belonged 
 to him, went their own way, the way of all cursers. 
 Before long, I heard that the curser's son, my second 
 or third cousin, I know not which, having received 
 his stipulated and ample wages for his very small 
 and worthless weekly service, assembled a crowd 
 before the shop, harangued it on the pittance a born 
 gentleman was expected to live on, and dropped the 
 shillings one by one into the gully-hole. The fact was 
 he had a soul above work, but not above mendicancy, 
 so as he could carry it with a high hand. After 
 he had taxed my Aldermanbury cousin's kindness 
 beyond endurance, the latter one day received a 
 demand for further assistance, beginning ' Man of 
 blood,' and going on in the same strain. I believe 
 he ' enlisted,' and there was the end of him. 
 
 CHAPTER XIX. 
 
 THE CLERGY. 
 
 IT were much to be wished that some account 
 could now be found of the happy successions by 
 which the lamps of learning, love, and piety have 
 been kept up in our provincial towns. Every now 
 and then there emerges a name, showing what was 
 below the surface, but the continuity is not to be 
 traced. Two years before Henry VIII. massacred 
 the monks of Charterhouse, Thomas Sutton, the 
 founder of the school that was to take their place, was
 
 LOCAL SUCCESSIONS. 107 
 
 born at or near Gainsborough. The town claims him, 
 but he was baptised at the neighbouring village of 
 Knaith. Bishop Patrick was the son of a Gains- 
 borough mercer of good credit. 
 
 The town has some score charitable trusts, gene- 
 rally of small amounts, and indicating rather a com- 
 pliance with custom than exceptional instances. The 
 inevitable fate of such bequests is either to be made 
 an ill use of, or to be thrown into some common 
 stock and administered on public principles. This 
 seems to warn good people to do their good deeds in 
 their own lifetime, and leave the next generation to 
 do the same. 
 
 The successions most affecting the town are that 
 of the Squire, to use the title in a general sense ; 
 that of the clergy ; and that of the principal school- 
 master. The occupancy of a great house and the 
 inheritance of a high position are matters subject to 
 every kind of vicissitude, and the only wonder is how 
 frequently a religious and high-principled family has 
 been for centuries the making of a neighbourhood. 
 In the parsonage, one manner of man comes quick 
 after another, and of these some may do much, 
 some little, some nothing at all. The succession is 
 now quicker than it used to be, for no sooner is a 
 good man appreciated than a dozen high patrons 
 are fixing their eyes upon him, without a thought of 
 the dull country parish which they are robbing of 
 the light of its eyes. The man ' who never changed 
 or wished to change his place,' is a matter of faith, no 
 longer of sight. Then comes the schoolmaster, who 
 on our old foundations might either be supreme in
 
 io8 THE CLERGY. 
 
 learning and authority for half a century, or for 
 all that time a log, a shadow, or worse. The good 
 schoolmaster generally moved ; the bad one did not : 
 scholars might leave him, but he held his ground. 
 
 The Rev. J. Fothergill, who was vicar in my time 
 and long before, was a learned man, much in his 
 study. He held his head rather high, and in the 
 numerous little questions between social caste and 
 spiritual obligations took the former well into account. 
 His lady, perhaps with less hesitation or reserve, gave 
 herself airs ; but, like many ladies of that period, she 
 affected to be rather fast, and talked free even in 
 such places as an auction-room. So the prudes and 
 puritans of the town had their revenge. 
 
 The vicar and his wife paid us a visit of some 
 days at Derby. I suppose she thought us youngsters 
 too dummy and staid. Our drawing-room was only 
 used on state occasions, and when in it we were 
 on our good behaviour, our extra good behaviour, 
 I might say. We behaved quite too well. ' When I 
 was your age,' she said to one of us, ' I could fly from 
 one end of this room to the other without touching the 
 ground.' The room could not be less than eight 
 yards long, and we all took it literally to mean that 
 she claimed to have once possessed the much-coveted 
 power of flying. So unchangeable are opinions and 
 questions once early entertained, that for two genera- 
 tions I doubted whether the lady was romancing, or 
 whether ' levitation,' as it is called, had taken posses- 
 sion of her brain. Not till quite recently has it 
 flashed on me that the expression was simply afa$on 
 de parler.
 
 MR. PRIDHAM. 109 
 
 Of one assistant-curate I have so much to say 
 that I reserve him. When, after six or seven years 
 at Gainsborough, he left for a chaplaincy at Madras, 
 his successor, Mr. Pridham, must have been chosen 
 by the rule of contrary. Perhaps the vicar thought 
 the sluggish stream wanted more lashing. The new 
 curate undertook to put the town to rights, and 
 raised a storm. He cannot have shown common 
 discretion, even if he wished to show it, in either 
 his sayings or his doings. Some of our friends 
 suffered, and my father resented what he felt to be 
 great unkindness as well as a breach of the public 
 peace. This was the line my father took in private, 
 and I conclude in the town also. He desired 
 liberty of faith, and liberty of opinion. How far 
 the two liberties are compatible, I cannot say. They 
 are certainly very conflicting. What is more they 
 are neutralising, and apt to end in indifference. 
 
 Many years afterwards I came across the old 
 Gainsborough curate, whose face I did not remember, 
 and I was startled to be recognised by name, to 
 receive warm greeting, and to hear many affectionate 
 inquiries after my father and his family. But he 
 soon let out what was then uppermost in his mind 
 the wants of his own numerous family. What could 
 he do or get for a son. I forget when, for it was 
 in my absence, he introduced himself to his old 
 parishioners at Derby, and did not sustain the impres- 
 sion which the younger members of the family had 
 acquired, that, whatever his faults, he must be a 
 spiritually minded man. He found his way to my 
 brother James, then a Fellow of Magdalen, and very
 
 I io THE CLERGY. 
 
 unaccountably got into his head that my brother 
 promised him a demyship. All who ever knew my 
 brother James would know this to be impossible, for 
 he was always more than equal to the occasion with 
 ordinary people. The old Gainsborough curate, how- 
 ever, declared himself in due time disappointed and 
 ill-used. 
 
 Mr. Fothergill's predecessor was a Mr. Urquhart, 
 whom I used to hear mentioned with respect, and 
 who had brought Mr. Fanshaw Middleton to the 
 town. I am unable to say whether he is identical 
 with the Rev. D. H. Urquhart, a clever and amusing 
 contributor to the ' Country Spectator ' ; but as the 
 editor thought it necessary to describe that gentle- 
 man as ' the Translator of " Anacreon," ' I conclude 
 him to be only a relative of the vicar. 
 
 The first incumbent I can remember to have heard 
 of after the one of my time at Gainsborough, was 
 Mr. Beckett, of the well-known Yorkshire family. 
 He had a good figure, fine abilities, and the best in- 
 tentions ; but I believe the Bishop was glad to give 
 him two years' leave of non-residence upon hearing 
 from his parishioners that he maintained the truth 
 of astrology and of metempsychosis, not only in 
 conversation, but even in the pulpit. He died com- 
 paratively young. 
 
 On a mournful pilgrimage to my native town in 
 1852,1 found the singularly handsome and reverend 
 figure of Mr. Bird, who had had a very warm con- 
 troversy with the ' British Critic,' chiefly I think with 
 Oakeley's articles in it. I believe I had had some 
 thing to say about him myself in the Notices. How-
 
 EXTRA MURAL PARSONAGES. in 
 
 ever that might be, when I saw and heard him in 
 the pulpit of my native town, I said to myself that 
 I wished I had seen and heard him long before, even 
 though I could not quite agree with him now. 
 
 Others may have followed, but the next I heard 
 of was Mr. Clements, so highly and warmly appre- 
 ciated by his parishioners, at least by a good many 
 of them, that they assisted him to build a vicarage in 
 a pleasant site out of the town, which however failed 
 to detain him when Grantham was offered. He is 
 now Canon and Sub-dean of Lincoln. 
 
 I often wonder why people want to root up the 
 parson, plant him quite away from the souls under 
 his charge, and surround him with pleasure-grounds 
 instead of streets and lanes. It doesn't answer. The 
 incumbent only exchanges one set of troublesome 
 expectants for another. In the town the old women 
 and the younger women, with hungry and ill-clad 
 families, want help in its simple material form. Out 
 of town the incumbent is more at the mercy of those 
 who drive up in carriages, and who are expecting a 
 higher and larger amount of social recognition than 
 it is in the poor parson's power to mete out to so 
 many with the least chance of satisfying them all. 
 
 Even these few names justify the wish for 
 parochial annals with which I began this chapter. 
 How is it that one never sees an account of the 
 clergy that have successively ministered in a parish, 
 whether as incumbents or as curates? The rector 
 comes, and goes, or dies ; when another takes his 
 place. But an incumbent is king and bishop, and he 
 frequently claims more. Like many other Christians,
 
 ri2 THE CLERGY. 
 
 he is pope, but he sometimes aspires to be also an 
 apostle, a converter, a founder, a restorer, and a good 
 deal more. In his own measure, and within his 
 means and opportunities, he may achieve a success 
 on these ambitious lines. Why are not such careers 
 recorded and compared ? They would exhibit some 
 variety, not to say contrast, and even reaction. It is 
 but natural that a new incumbent should criticise 
 what he finds attempted rather than realised, and in 
 an incomplete and experimental stage. 
 
 It could hardly be that the incumbencies of the 
 last century were not worth a record, for it is well 
 known that many clergymen of that melancholy 
 period worked hard and long, only to be unknown 
 and forgotten. Good and bad were alike drowned 
 in that flood. The clergy whose unfaithfulness has 
 made that century an enormous scandal would not 
 have behaved so ill, and shown such utter abandon- 
 ment of their sworn duties, if they had known that 
 posterity would have some truer account of them 
 than a mendacious mural epitaph paid for at so 
 much a line by relatives as unscrupulous as them- 
 selves.
 
 MR. HEINE KEN. 113 
 
 CHAPTER XX. 
 
 GAINSBOROUGH. FAITH AND POLITICS. 
 
 MY father was once churchwarden. As the custom 
 was, the senior churchwarden beckoned to him in the 
 service, when they both rose and left the church to 
 perambulate the town, to see that the public-houses 
 were closed and that there was no disorder in the 
 streets. After walking ' down town ' and up again, 
 under a hot sun, the senior said, ' Come, Mozley, the 
 town seems perfectly quiet and can do without us, 
 so just step in and I'll give you a glass of capital 
 sherry.' My father replied, ' I came out of church 
 to see that nobody was drinking,, and I won't drink 
 myself.' 
 
 I conclude that my father was early and sorely 
 perplexed by religious controversy. His business 
 made him a common refuge, and he was himself 
 many-sided. He had a profound reverence for dig- 
 nitaries and divines ; but he could also appreciate 
 any scholar, and there was then much scholarship 
 outside the pale. Orthodoxy dominated as far as I 
 was concerned. 
 
 One of our most intimate friends at Gainsborough 
 was Mr. Heineken, the Unitarian minister of the ' Pres- 
 byterian Chapel.' His children, the survivor of whom 
 I lately resumed acquaintance with at Sidmouth, were 
 our early playmates. Mr. Heineken was a man of 
 learning and great information ; and, on that ground, 
 
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 ii4 GAINSBOROUGH. FAITH AND POLITICS. 
 
 holding his own. As a theologian he could hardly be 
 described as of the tolerant class. He published, indeed 
 I think my father published for him, a rather scoff- 
 ing pamphlet on Satan and demoniacal possession. 
 Either upon his own calculation, or quoting some 
 theologian, he made out that each animal in the 
 ' herd of many swine ' would have to carry two and a 
 half devils. 
 
 Certainly it is not wise to be curious upon such a 
 point, but I see no difficulty in any number of devils 
 possessing any number of people ; or even in an odd 
 number of devils possessing an even number of people. 
 If there be evil spirits, and they be allowed to possess 
 such people as do not take proper measures to keep 
 them out, then it is quite in accord with appearances 
 that one devil or seven devils may drive a married 
 couple. The whole matter of evil possession is, how- 
 ever, beyond our comprehension, and it is with regret 
 that I have heard in a thoroughly orthodox pulpit 
 the dangerous admission, as it seems to me, that 
 Satan cannot be a 'person,' for reasons which, if 
 valid, would apply to the Almighty also. Mr. 
 Heineken, it is evident, was not content with a purely 
 defensive position perhaps he had not been allowed 
 to hold it. 
 
 He was not working or writing for popularity. His 
 expectations on this point were moderate. I remember 
 his relating that he, or a friend, had been pressed to 
 publish a sermon, and had complied. Some time 
 afterwards the writer received a visit from a brother, 
 who asked for a copy. It was handed to him, with 
 ' A shilling, please.' The brother remonstrated.
 
 EARLY WESLEYANISM. 115 
 
 ' Surely you can spare a copy. You don't want a 
 shilling.' ' Never mind, give me a shilling.' Pocket- 
 ing it, the writer exclaimed, ' Thank Heaven, it can- 
 not now be said I have not sold a single copy of my 
 sermon.' Like the vicar and the curate, the Unitarian 
 minister visited us at Derby, keeping us all well 
 posted to Gainsborough affairs, from different points 
 of view. 
 
 One anecdote I have on Mr. Heineken's authority, 
 which shows that, however incredulous he might be 
 in matters of faith, he could yet accept the marvellous. 
 A gentleman saw repeatedly the singular spectacle 
 of three rats running abreast over his grounds. 
 Noting their track, and their usual times, he shot 
 them, and then found that the middle rat was blind, 
 and that all three held a straw in their mouths. It is 
 almost too good to be true. 
 
 From the middle of last century some of the chief 
 shopkeepers had been Congregationalists or Indepen- 
 dents, and vied with the Church in their zeal for saving 
 truths. The Methodists had established themselves 
 very early at Gainsborough, which is only a drive 
 from Epworth ; but up to 1 8 1 5 it was not a genteel 
 community, and a baronet who had taken it up in 
 another part of the county was thought half mad. 
 I am now told that Wesleyans plume themselves on 
 their gentility quite as much as on their orthodoxy 
 and their spirituality. 
 
 But at the period I am writing of, Methodism was 
 still in its preternatural stage, or confidently believed 
 to be. There were obstinate claims to miraculous 
 powers, or at least miraculous interferences, with the 
 
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 ii6 GAINSBOROUGH. FAITH AND POLITICS. 
 
 usual result of provoking incredulity and irreverence. 
 I remember being told, about that date, of a man 
 descanting at a prayer-meeting on the pomps and 
 vanities, and on their hold upon poor souls to the 
 last. He had been invited to a funeral, he said. A 
 poor young votary of fashion lay in her coffin in a 
 back room, still showing her beautiful curls. In a 
 tone of horror, he told the meeting that he had 
 gone to take a last look, and had found the curls 
 already singed. ' What do you say to that ? ' he 
 
 added. ' That it is a lie,' replied a friend of the 
 
 poor girl who chanced to be present. 
 
 In politics I should deem that my father was 
 rather impulsive that is, early in life. He took a 
 lead in the local expression of indignation at the 
 ' Mrs. Clark scandal,' and corresponded with Colonel 
 Wardle. Among his friends was Mr. Drakard, pub- 
 lisher of the ' Stamford News,' a Radical newspaper 
 The publisher was in prison upon a charge of libel 
 or sedition, or both, and was rather anxious about 
 the issue of his approaching trial. The jury would 
 have to be from the northern as well as the southern 
 part of the county ; so Drakard sent for my father, 
 who, upon seeing the panel, directed him what names 
 to challenge, and the result was an acquittal. 
 
 My father was sometimes on the petty jury at 
 Lincoln. On one occasion he was foreman, and had 
 a very hard battle with an obstinate fellow-juryman, 
 but eventually carried them all along with him. 
 When the next case was called, the juryman leant 
 towards my father, and said, 'You beat me in the 
 last case, but I'll be if you beat me in this.' My
 
 A TRUE TORY. 117 
 
 father replied, 'Why, you know nothing about the 
 case, or what side you or I will take.' 
 
 Without much inquiry into the matter, my father 
 believed himself to be a Tory. All his family so 
 regarded him. So, too, did all his friends and neigh- 
 bours. If he had rebuilt half Derby after a fire, 
 or supported half the people through a famine, the 
 Whigs would have refused him the freedom of the 
 borough, and to the end of his days he might have 
 had no more to do with Parliament than a cat or a 
 dog, a felon, or a woman. The fact was, my father 
 was zealous for all the old institutions of the country. 
 Of his zeal for the Church none could doubt, for his 
 best friends and three of his sons were in its orders. 
 His library contained, in handsome bindings, all the 
 great divines of the Church of England, Jeremy 
 Taylor downwards, unless I am to except Tillotson, 
 whom some people regard as typical of the Church 
 of England, but whom I never saw anywhere till the 
 other day. 
 
 But my father was very strong against all monopo- 
 lies and abuses, not holding them to be covered by 
 the Tory creed. He regarded with indignation and 
 contempt any one who undertook an office, and re- 
 ceived its pay or other consideration, and then shirked 
 the duties. A man who did this he held to be no 
 better than a common rogue. In those days there 
 was just as much corruption, abuse, and neglect of 
 duty on one political side as on the other, for Whig 
 and Tory vied in the race of iniquity. Such a fact 
 pointed to something more than a moral reformation, 
 which, indeed, was impossible. It pointed to ' Reform '
 
 ii8 THE LIBRARY. 
 
 that is, a radical change in the institutions them- 
 selves. This my father did not see. I did not see 
 it. To such changes I have always submitted as 
 necessities, but my nature shrinks from them, and 
 is still apt to revolt against them. The more the 
 pity, I must now say. 
 
 CHAPTER XXI. 
 
 THE LIBRARY. 
 
 FROM my earliest recollection we had a very good 
 library. I never thought about its formation, taking 
 it for granted that in every good house there must be 
 a good library. The books were many ; they were 
 on all subjects ; they were mostly in good large type, 
 and in well-bound octavos. As a child, I could reach 
 the topmost shelf by standing on a chair. There 
 were the standard historians, poets, discoverers, essay 
 writers, and novelists, besides magazines and reviews. 
 The ' Encyclopaedia Britannica ' must have cost my 
 father thirty shillings a volume, and become at last 
 hardly worth a shilling. But divinity was the strong 
 point of the whole collection that is, in my eyes, 
 and to my humble apprehension. There was Jeremy 
 Taylor, and Barrow, and South, and Beveridge, and 
 Porteus, and Paley, and Blair, besides many others 
 less known, or less used. 
 
 One divine I should never have missed, or thought 
 of, had I not been since reminded of him frequently.
 
 ARCHBISHOP TILLOTSON. 119 
 
 This was Tillotson, as I have already said above. I 
 cannot remember ever to have seen his works in my 
 life, till in 1883 I saw them in two folios offered for five 
 shillings on an old-book stall at Brighton. I cannot 
 remember ever to have heard anybody mention Tillot- 
 son, exceptas a merely historical personage, filling a 
 political gap, and disappearing in three years. I never 
 associated his name with any opinion. To all practical 
 purposes that is, within my knowledge he is a myth. 
 Strange to say, I find that in the last century, and 
 quite into this, there was a prevailing idea that the 
 Church of England was Tillotsonian ; that he was 
 its recognised teacher and guide ; and that Church 
 people, of the period, read Tillotson and the Bible, 
 the former more than the latter. In the Life of Mr. 
 Wilberforce it is stated that he thus described his 
 own mother's religion putting it, too, as the religion 
 of all ladies in good society, and averse to fanati- 
 cism. Macaulay rather countenances the belief, but 
 his eulogy of Tillotson's style does not warrant the 
 expectation of its retaining its hold on the public ear. 
 He says the court ladies went to hear a preacher 
 using the language they were accustomed to in draw- 
 ing-rooms. That would be the language of high 
 society, and the language of the day. It could hardly 
 be expected to keep its charm for a century in the 
 heart of a nation. 
 
 A good library, it has often been said, is a good 
 education. Young people can wander over it, brows- 
 ing here and browsing there, sipping honey from 
 this author and from that, and so picking up and 
 assimilating what they fancy, or what suits their own
 
 120 THE LIBRARY. 
 
 nature. The best planned course of education is sure 
 to leave out a good deal. Dead books may not be 
 so efficacious as living companionships, but the latter 
 may be indifferent of its kind, or wanting altogether. 
 A good library is an immense mitigation of that 
 solitude which is inevitable in a rural neighbourhood, 
 and not uncommon even in a town. 
 
 Ours was no casual library. It was not the result 
 of legacies and windfalls. My father had collected 
 it with a special view to the wants of a large family, 
 and as the family came on. He frequently warned 
 me to remember that if I lived long enough I should 
 find myself unable to read small print. But there 
 was always a great advantage in using the volume 
 you were accustomed to, and in which you knew 
 where to find the contents. So his advice to me was 
 to buy no book the print of which was not large 
 enough to be quite legible in all stages of my eye- 
 sight. I doubt whether any of us quite corresponded 
 to his expectations in our use of the library. Every 
 now and then there arose a demand for some new 
 book people were talking of, or something new any- 
 how. ' Have you read all the books there are here 
 already ? ' he would say ; adding sometimes that he 
 was sure the old books were better than the new. 
 
 Periodical literature, daily, weekly, monthly, or 
 quarterly, is a necessity of these times, and we have 
 to be up to it. But with all its gains, it has its losses. 
 Much in these days is read, if reading that can be 
 called, once and never again. It has passed out of 
 mind, and gone out of reach, or become so over-laid 
 that we know not where to find it. Indexes are
 
 THE LIBRARY OF THE PERIOD. 121 
 
 becoming one of the great wants of the age. But even 
 with their aid nothing can supply the place of familiar 
 volumes which we have once read with attention, and 
 once installed in their proper place in our memory. 
 
 I must pronounce the library one of the weakest 
 points of this age. It matters little whether it be among 
 green fields, or in squares and esplanades ; in the 
 rumble of waggons, or in the roll of carriages. Here 
 is a house full of children of all ages. Where is the 
 library? Perhaps there is no room at all that can 
 be so designated. There are handsomely bound 
 books in elegant cases, with plate-glass fronts prob- 
 ably, in the dining or the drawing-room. There are 
 large illustrated books with showy sides filling the 
 side tables in the drawing-room, and leaving not an 
 inch for the opening and reading of a book, or for 
 writing a short note. The nursery, or a back room, 
 may contain some shelves. They are occupied with 
 school-books, used long ago, perhaps, only at lesson- 
 time ; and birthday presents admired, glanced over, 
 and never opened again. 
 
 The parsonage ' library ' is often the smallest room, 
 the darkest, the coldest, and the dullest in the house. 
 The drawing-room has the pick of the aspect, and, 
 like the dog in the manger, shuts out sun and view 
 with a triple and sometimes quadruple array of 
 curtains, screens, and blinds. The dining-room some- 
 times sees the sun, but must be wholly devoted to 
 meals. The library is seldom anything but a den. 
 All sorts of things that must not be elsewhere gravi- 
 tate to that lumber-room. For such material odds 
 and ends it is a Cave of Adullam. Thackeray, after
 
 122 THE LIBRARY. 
 
 making one of his fathers read an enormous bill 
 for military accoutrements supplied to his son, sends 
 him to doze in his library surrounded by shooting- 
 jackets, guns, whips, fishing-tackle, and a row of old 
 boots and shoes. That must have been a particularly 
 airy, dry, and cheerful library, for in most country 
 houses the library is so damp that all these things 
 would spoil by moth, rust, or mould, in a twelve- 
 month. 
 
 But the clergy in these days are very movable 
 personages. The better they are the more they move, 
 for everybody wants to have them. A good library 
 will count for a couple of ton in a removal, and i6/. 
 is the bill. It seems more the nature of a good 
 library to remain where it is, and take root in the 
 soil. So I would have a good public library in every 
 village in this country a good, large, miscellaneous 
 collection of books, in a good, large, airy, well-lighted 
 and well-warmed room, under the care of some re- 
 spectable pauper with an addition to his or her out- 
 door allowance. I shall be told the books and the 
 room will be wasted, for the poor village folks won't 
 understand them. For the matter of that a man 
 may have io,ooo/. a year, and not be able to under- 
 stand a tenth part of the volumes in an ordinary 
 library ; but wherever I have been situated, I have 
 found several persons, quite villagers, old or young, 
 male or female, as well able to understand and fully 
 enjoy any English work in my own library as I could 
 myself pretend to be. 
 
 ' But how about the theological library you 
 had the run of in your boyhood? ' I seem to hear
 
 BLAIR'S SERMONS. 123 
 
 friends asking. Well, I did not make much use of 
 it. I did not like sermons. I looked at South now 
 and then, but it was for his humour, not always in 
 good taste. In our early days we were all expected 
 to form a circle every Sunday evening and hear a 
 sermon read. The room was not too large, for a 
 large family. Gas had been then newly introduced, 
 and people revelled in it as savages do in strong 
 drink. It blazed, and simmered, and smelt. The 
 room became close and hot. Before the fifth turning 
 over of the leaves I was seized with the fidgets. 
 What are fidgets ? I have often asked, and often 
 attempted to answer the question. Are they the 
 first stage of mortal dissolution, the curdling of the 
 blood, and the gradually diminishing vitality ? Are 
 they suppressed epilepsy ? Is it the peculiar suffer- 
 ing grotesquely described as being nibbled to death 
 by ducks, or scraped to death with oyster-shells ? 
 Among all miseries that beset my early years, the 
 Sunday evening sermon and the Sunday evening 
 fidgets stand pre-eminent. 
 
 The kind reader must bear in mind that we had 
 already heard two sermons. I scarcely know how 
 it is, but Blair is the only name I can identify in the 
 distant haze. I afterwards came to read Blair, a few 
 pages at a time, as I should have read a paper in 
 the ' Spectator/ with positive pleasure, and with the 
 sensation of real improvement. But few sermons 
 none, I fear can stand the test of home delivery. 
 They require more passion, more ecstasy, more au- 
 thority than anybody can give to the sermon as he 
 sits in his chair at the dinner-table, unless he can
 
 124 CATHEDRALS AND CHAPTERS. 
 
 sufficiently sacrifice himself. On the supposition that 
 the hearers have already done all the justice they can 
 to the serious aspect of religion, I think I should 
 recommend South's humorous tone for Sunday even- 
 ing use. For it has to be borne in mind that a 
 sermon must be listened to, and must please, if it is 
 to do any good at all. 
 
 CHAPTER XXII. 
 
 CATHEDRALS AND CHAPTERS. 
 
 IF I am to judge by my own recollections, cathedrals 
 and chapters occupied a larger and livelier place in 
 the country mind in those days than now. They 
 might not be more respected or more admired, but 
 they were more in the nature of household words. 
 People cared more for them, and knew more about 
 them. This might be from very ordinary reasons. 
 A clerical career might be arduous, precarious, and 
 generally thankless ; but there were then very few 
 careers at all. Of course there was money-making 
 in all its branches ; but my father never cared for 
 simple money-making. He would any time rather 
 see his son a clergyman, living quietly and obscurely 
 on 3OO/. a year, than a merchant getting ten times as 
 much by speculations in hemp, hides, and tallow. 
 He followed very closely Fanshaw Middleton's whole 
 career, and when he died my father and mother read 
 eagerly every word they saw about Heber's move-
 
 MINOR CANONS. 125 
 
 ments. I remember that my mother was moved to 
 tears at the tidings of his sudden end. 
 
 Thus early impressed, my father talked with much 
 respect of bishops, deans, and canons, though in a 
 lower key of the minor canons. There were four at 
 Lincoln that I used to hear spoken of, and they 
 all had nicknames derived from some peculiarity or 
 failing. My father's schoolmaster at Kirton was one 
 of them. Whenever he met my father he returned to 
 the same regret, ' What a pity you were taken away 
 just as you promised to be the best scholar in my 
 school ! ' But though my father had a good ear for 
 English prose, a very few scraps of Latinity, or rather 
 of dog-Latin, were all that remained of Canon Grey's 
 work in my time. 
 
 To the end of his life my father was always 
 for keeping up and reviving old acquaintances. It 
 was after a long interval that he sought out his poor 
 old Kirton master, and found him a sadly dilapidated, 
 hardly respectable, old man. I believe he knew what 
 to expect, but perhaps hoped it might not be so bad. 
 Very straitened, and, I should conclude, very friend- 
 less, the poor old man tried to recall the memoiy of 
 brighter days and the gaiety of youth with the only 
 means, as he supposed, in his power, and it would 
 be always with a deeper plunge into the darkness 
 that comes after the momentary flash. 
 
 When the castes, classes, cliques, and coteries of 
 England come to be described, minor canons will 
 have a place in the survey, for they really are a very 
 meritorious, very curious, very ill-appreciated and 
 ill-requited race. They do immense work, on the
 
 126 CATHEDRALS AND CHAPTERS. 
 
 lowest pay, and with slight social recognition. They 
 have special faculties and professional skill, and these 
 are great helps towards sense and goodness. They 
 are generally conversable in lines of their own. But 
 they are asked to parties, not to converse, but to sing, 
 like any other music-master. Every real dignitary 
 feels raised a step higher in the scale of creation at 
 the sight or the mention of a minor canon. 
 
 Through the entire stratum of minor canonry 
 there runs a vein of humour, cheering many a private 
 circle, and occasionally breaking out in some new and 
 original fashion. It is true that minor canons have 
 and take advantages. They are not obliged to be 
 always on stilts. They may indulge in a variety of 
 topics and a freedom of speech denied to canons 
 residentiary. They seem to have a happy time of it, 
 and, as far as I can judge, to be more content with 
 their condition than any other class. Minor canonry 
 indeed must be its own reward, so little other recom- 
 pense has it. 
 
 The Sub-dean of Lincoln I used early to regard 
 as a reality, indeed quite an important personage. 
 What he did, and why there should be a sub-dean, it 
 never occurred to me to ask indeed, in those days 
 deans and chapters were altogether out of the reach 
 of enquiry. There they were, and had been for a 
 thousand years and more. In later years I have been 
 made aware that a sub-dean is generally but a nominal, 
 shadowy, indistinct being, with nothing to do, and 
 nothing to receive but the honour of appearing in 
 any complete roll of the chapter, and in its proces- 
 sions. My Oriel friend Daniel Eyre, having been
 
 *SIGILLUM SUDDECANI CICESTRI^.' 127 
 
 born in the shadow of Salisbury Cathedral, having 
 lived there all his days, and attended the services 
 more than any other living being, was at last made 
 sub-dean. This must have been late in life, and when 
 he was painfully deaf. 
 
 When I was Rector of Cholderton I chanced to 
 investigate the contents of a jar on a cottage mantel- 
 piece. Among trifles of no value there was an antique 
 bronze seal of the usual shape. The device was a 
 monk below a firmament praying to St. Peter above 
 it The legend was ' Sigillum Subdecani Cicestriae.' 
 The seal had been turned up by a labourer while 
 scouring a ditch between Cholderton and. Newton 
 Tony. I found there certainly was a person called 
 the Sub-dean of Chichester, but I was persuaded to 
 postpone restitution till at least I could make it in 
 person. I felt that as the ' sub-dean ' no longer said 
 prayers to St. Peter he might have no more right to 
 the seal than myself. Several years afterwards I 
 chanced to meet at dinner some officials of the British 
 Museum, and had the imprudence to let out my find. 
 They were down upon me at once. It was wanted to 
 complete a series. I sent it next day, and had a very 
 handsomely engraved letter of thanks. The seal is 
 there in one of the glazed cases, with my name wrong 
 spelt. In this matter veniam petimusque damusque 
 vicissim. My old friend John Bathurst Deane took 
 an impression of the seal to a meeting of antiquaries 
 at Chichester, and greatly exercised the 'sub-dean,' 
 who wrote to me with tender enquiries. I had to 
 inform him of his now irreparable loss. 
 
 Being at Oxford not long after Burgon's appoint-
 
 128 CATHEDRALS AND CHAPTERS. 
 
 ment to the Deanery of Chichester, I called on him to 
 offer my congratulations, and naturally mentioned 
 the seal, and asked rather a futile question whether 
 I ought not to have sent it to the sub-dean. At the 
 mention of ' sub-dean ' he became instantly several 
 inches taller, his eyes glared like black diamonds, and 
 his voice rang through and through me. ' Sub-dean ! 
 There is no sub-dean. There's nobody with a right 
 to take my place when I am away.' ' But,' said I, 
 rather weakly, 'is there not a parish of Chichester 
 called the sub-deanery?' 'Yes,' he answered, 'and 
 the man is called sub-dean, but he has no place in the 
 Chapter.' ' Well,' I continued, descending to a still 
 lower depth of humility, ' what ought I to have done 
 with the seal ? ' ' You ought to have sent it to the 
 Dean, and he would have put it among the other 
 curiosities collected by the Dean and Chapter.' 
 
 I know not how or when Sub-dean Bayley, 
 afterwards Archdeacon of Stow, became one of my 
 father's friends and correspondents. He was a friend 
 of Mr. Wayland, of whom hereafter, and he promised 
 to find him preferment in the city of Lincoln ; but 
 that promise he thought better of. It was he who 
 advised my father to send James to Grantham School, 
 and one of my sisters to Miss Sheppard, the daughter 
 of the clergyman who died while investigating the 
 originals of our Prayer Book, and whose work, such 
 as it was, she published by subscription. I used to 
 hear of Sub-dean Bayley as a scholar, a man of the 
 world, and a wit ; and, what was more, the friend 
 and associate of a small band of eminent churchmen 
 anxious to raise the Church out of the mire and clay.
 
 ARCHDEA CON BA YLE Y. 129 
 
 His first archidiaconal Charge, delivered in 1826, 
 lies before me, and I have perused it, as I have often 
 before, with fresh instruction and amusement. It 
 represents one of the oldest and most universal tradi- 
 tions of the Church, particularly of all ecclesiastical 
 establishments, as the refuge of humour and plea- 
 santry, and of the wit that cheers rather than exas- 
 perates. As this might give too light an idea of the 
 Charge, I must add that the smile comes only here 
 and there, and in the notes chiefly. Archdeacons 
 Goddard, Bonney, and Blomfield had just done the 
 hard work of the office. From the present Charge I 
 learn, or at least am reminded, that archdeacons had 
 formerly to inquire into the morals and manners of 
 the ' Religious,' and of the parishioners at large. 
 They had to ascertain whether there were any rec- 
 tors, or vicars, or parish priests, enormiter illiterati. 
 They had to set the clergy, by way of tasks, passages 
 of Scripture to learn by heart, which they were to say 
 at the next visitation. They were to regulate the 
 dress of the clergy, and enforce the tonsure. The 
 clerks that wore long hair were to be clipped by 
 the archdeacon's own hands, even against their will. 
 The archdeacon was to see that the clergy did not 
 appear 'parti-coloured,' or in red, green, or striped 
 hose, or in long-toed shoes, or in embroidered night- 
 caps, or with golden spurs or gilt accoutrements, and 
 that they did riot make up their figures with shoulder- 
 pads, or other supplementary devices. They were to 
 examine the clergy as to the way in which they 
 spent their time, and what or how much, they ate 
 and drank. 
 
 VOL. I. K
 
 130 A SUN-LIT SPOT. 
 
 All this, indeed, is now antiquated ; so, too, 
 happily, is a good deal that Archdeacon Bayley, in 
 this Charge, described as still present and widely 
 prevalent : the neglected condition of our churches, 
 the broken or discarded font, and the total absence 
 of Psalmody while every conventicle and all Nature 
 were resounding with the praise of God. 
 
 CHAPTER XXIII. 
 
 A SUN-LIT SPOT. 
 
 ONE sun-lit spot there was in that little world, which 
 has often reappeared out of the gloom when I have 
 met with some like vision, or read of one; or per- 
 haps when people have condoled with me on being the 
 native of a remote market-town, or have skitted at 
 commercial gentility. On the higher ground north- 
 west of the town, in what we used to call Mr. Torr's 
 house, a pretty villa surrounded by shrubs and flowers, 
 lived the Nettleships. Leaving the town in my ninth 
 year, all I ever saw of the family were the mother 
 and five daughters, of whom my memory singles out 
 three. But what a mother, and what daughters ! It 
 was religion in its sweetest form, in combination 
 with kind looks and gentle manners, with a con- 
 tinual flow of wit and humour, with taste and 
 accomplishment, and with as much information as 
 ladies can make use of. 
 
 On my mother's arrival at Gainsborough, the first
 
 THE NETTLESHIPS. 131 
 
 year of this century, or, to speak more correctly, in 
 the last year of last century, at the age of seventeen, 
 Mrs. Nettleship at once showed great interest in the 
 girlish bride. Lending her books, and directing her 
 reading, she found my mother a ready pupil, always 
 anxious to learn, and very reverential to those who 
 had the advantage of her in education or in intel- 
 lect. The earliest mention to be found of my brother 
 John is in a letter from Mr. Sampson, then curate 
 of Gainsborough, to my father and mother at Bath, 
 in May, 1809, when my brother was just four years 
 old : ' Master and Miss Mozley and Squire John dined 
 at Mrs. Nettleship's last Monday.' I conclude that 
 my mother had asked Mrs. Nettleship to keep an eye 
 on the children. 
 
 I cannot remember Gainsborough without the 
 Nettleships, as it were, gleaming upon the town. But 
 what an afternoon it was that we youngers passed 
 at their house, by invitation, not very long before 
 our departure ! Elizabeth Nettleship had already 
 preceded us to the neighbourhood of Derby, having 
 married a brother of the gentleman whom I have 
 designated as ' Gaius of Derbe.' In this way she 
 became to us the longest, and nearest, and most 
 familiar representative of a family which still beamed 
 so numerous and so bright in our memories. By 
 this time she is claimed as the ancestress of squires, 
 merchants, and, I believe, M,P.'s. 
 
 But to return to that ever bright and warm 
 afternoon. Not to dwell on the cakes, or the dainty 
 slices of bread and butter, or the pretty china, it 
 was the first time that I tasted coffee. No coffee I
 
 132 A SUN-LIT SPOT. 
 
 have ever tasted since, in this country or in any 
 other, can bear comparison with that ; none so aro- 
 matic and so instantly cheering to heart and to 
 brain. It must have come straight and fresh from 
 Araby the blest. No cup of coffee ever sent out so 
 abiding a perfume, for I taste and smell it now as I 
 think of it But no doubt there was cream -real 
 cream in it. 
 
 Perhaps I might distinguish the daughters as the 
 wise, the witty, and the sentimental. The witty 
 cannot always control their wit, and the sentimental 
 will sometimes tread upon corns. Which was the 
 offender in what I am about to mention, I forget. 
 
 The prosperous Dissenting grocer of the town 
 had got into a sad scrape. He had been selling 
 adulterated pepper. His stock had been seized, and 
 there was found a good deal of it. I forget his 
 excuse, but what the retail dealers usually plead in 
 such a dilemma is that the wholesale dealers had 
 palmed the stuff upon them ; and when the wholesale 
 dealer is called to account, he usually says that the 
 price named by his customer necessarily implied an 
 inferior article. In this case the town nicknamed the 
 poor man Mr. Pepper. One of the young ladies 
 above had to go into the town to make purchases, 
 and to call at the grocer's. ' Now, mind, take good 
 care not to call him Mr. Pepper.' The caution was 
 repeated a dozen times, and all the way into the 
 town the young lady was practising the right name 
 and abjuring the sobriquet. She found herself in the 
 shop, with the grocer behind the counter and putting 
 on his best looks. All her heart came out at once,
 
 GAINSBOROUGH AT OXFORD. 
 
 133 
 
 and glancing over her list of orders she began, ' Mr. 
 Pepper, &c.' 
 
 There were not a few hopeless swains sighing in 
 vain for one or other of this remarkable trio. One 
 poor man, who had not a shadow of a chance, and 
 who paid us periodical visits at Derby, could not help 
 smartening up and assuming an unaccustomed gaiety 
 when he had reason to believe the loved object was 
 with us. It is always a pleasure to me to know that 
 the genius of this family is still transmitted. I believe 
 Professor Nettleship and Professor Rolleston derive 
 from them, and that thus, with my brother James, my 
 native town had at one time three good representa- 
 tives at Oxford. 
 
 In 1817, two years after our migration from 
 Gainsborough, my father returned there on a visit to 
 the Nettleships. Dr. Sampson, whom I have men- 
 tioned above, and of whom I shall have more to say, 
 was their visitor at the same time, apparently by 
 arrangement. Not long after Dr. Sampson writes : 
 
 I often think, I assure you, of our late visit together at 
 Gainsborough. We certainly passed our time very agreeably. 
 The Religious Decorum with which our mornings were opened, 
 and the Devotional Services with which our evenings were closed, 
 did not, I trust, appear to you in any other light than the indis- 
 pensable duty of every family professing Christianity. But you 
 know my sentiments pretty well already on this point, and how 
 high a responsibility I think attaches to all heads of families 
 with respect to the Religious training of their households. Tho' 
 I am no Calvinist, I am well persuaded . that we cannot expect 
 the blessing of God, or the grace which is necessary to the 
 profitable knowledge of His will, except we seek after it by the 
 methods which He has appointed. 
 
 You see I have been so much in the way of sermonising 
 lately that I cannot conclude a letter without a little something
 
 134 A SUN-LIT SPOT. 
 
 in that way. However, it is not the first specimen which you 
 have had, and perhaps may not be the last. God bless you 
 all! 
 
 One of the sermons here alluded to may have 
 been one for the S. P. G., which the doctor's then 
 congregation at Leytonstone had requested him to 
 publish. 
 
 These ladies were not High Church. Nor can it be 
 said there was neither High nor Low Church in those 
 days, for there were both. The Sabbatical observance 
 of the Lord's Day was then, as I suppose it is now, 
 a prominent topic of the Evangelical party. My 
 brother John, I know not why, had early taken 
 decided ground on this point, wishing to see work- 
 people enjoy Sundays, under reasonable limits, as a 
 cheerful holiday. He was with me on a visit to 
 Gainsborough, I think in 1825. On walking to the 
 pretty village of Morton, we saw on the walls every- 
 where in very large letters, ' Remember that thou 
 keep holy the Sabbath day.' The particular occasion 
 of this warning was the approach of the Feast, or 
 Revels, which after the custom of those times were 
 on Sunday, and when the village would, no doubt, 
 receive many undesirable visitors from the neighbour- 
 ing town. Upon our calling on the Nettleships my 
 brother expressed a strong disapproval of these pious 
 placards. He was asked for the reason of his ob- 
 jections, and there ensued a controversy, in which I 
 was content to be a listener. 
 
 In my ' Reminiscences ' I have mentioned that early 
 in the ' Oxford Movement,' when Newman happened 
 to be with us at Derby, my brother John and I took
 
 THE WESTONS. 135 
 
 him to a private meeting, convened in order to a 
 declaration of Church principles ; and that my brother 
 justly reproved me for the dishonest facility with 
 which I added my signature to a Petition for enforcing 
 the Better Observance of the Sabbath. I read in 
 Stanley's Life of Arnold, that some years after this 
 Arnold had a correspondence with the framer and 
 propounder of this petition, taking much the same 
 exceptions to it that my brother had done. 
 
 In those days one of the points at issue between 
 the High and Low Church of the period was whether 
 a rubber of whist was compatible with salvation. It 
 was the belief of the latter that it was attended by 
 the most awful consequences for ever and ever. In 
 the year 1820 this was still a moot question between 
 Mrs. Nettleship and her daughters, who had come 
 more in contact with the Evangelical school. The 
 mother, like a kind old lady, pleaded for cards in cer- 
 tain cases, if played without money. The daughters 
 held them to be indissolubly connected with gambling. 
 
 The bridge over the Trent was the means of bring- 
 ing an interesting variation upon the too commercial 
 character of the town. It was completed before my 
 father was twenty, but must have taken several 
 years. As indeed it proved, it was expected to be a 
 matter of great difficulty. The banks were low. The 
 soil was alluvial to I know not what depth. The 
 bridge must leave water-way, and height too, for small 
 sailing craft. It would have to stand high tides, and 
 sometimes an exceptional ' eagre ' or ' bore ' from the 
 sea, and immense freshes from the land. I remember 
 my father mentioning that a boat had once been
 
 136 A SUN-LIT SPOT. 
 
 sailed twenty miles in a straight line across the 
 country, upwards from Gainsborough. 
 
 So the townsmen employed a man, already of 
 some reputation, and afterwards known for consider- 
 able works on the Continent and in America. This 
 was Mr. Weston. He built the piers in caissons. 
 One of them, I think, had to be partly rebuilt, but the 
 bridge has stood ever since, and, with its three bold 
 elliptical arches, is a grand object. It must have been 
 during the work that Mr. Weston married a sister of 
 Mr. John Nettleship, or of his wife, for his daughters 
 were cousins of the Miss Nettleships, and like them, 
 but with great differences. Miss Weston and her sister 
 Sophia regarded Gainsborough as their home, often 
 returning to it. They also came to us, I think more 
 than once, at Derby, and we were often coming in one 
 another's path elsewhere. 
 
 On the very day that Perceval was shot my 
 father called on Miss Weston, and engaged to take 
 her to Covent Garden the following Tuesday. In 
 the letter to my mother mentioning this, he adds, 
 ' She is a very, very nice girl.' Accompanying their 
 father, the Miss Westons had to lead a wandering 
 life, and it became their habit too much, perhaps, 
 for the taste of quiet stay-at-home people. 
 
 I used to regard them as models of accomplish- 
 ment, or blue-stockings, as people might please to 
 describe them. They had seen the world which 
 most people can only read about ; and they could 
 converse in French and Italian. Even the commer- 
 cials had to acknowledge the superiority of the pro- 
 fessionals, though glad of a chance to criticise them.
 
 THE TIBER AND THE TRENT. 137 
 
 As I remember, the fashion of the place was for ladies 
 to make a good deal of play out of the graces Nature 
 had given them, and a moderate stock of learning in 
 which botany predominated. The Miss Westons had 
 seen the cities and manners of men. But when I 
 heard of them, now and then, many years after, they 
 were Miss Westons still, and very good ladies. 
 
 But Gainsborough had travellers of its own, whose 
 range was rather circumscribed in those days. One 
 gentleman had been to Rome. He was asked what 
 kind of a river he found the Tiber. ' It was very like 
 the Trent at Morton Carr.' This was thought to 
 imply some want of appreciation, or at least of imagi- 
 nation, for the Gainsborough people had never been 
 able to invest their own very useful water-way with a 
 classical character. I often heard it as a good story. 
 When I went to Rome and first saw the Tiber from 
 the bridge of St. Angelo, I saw at once the truth, 
 indeed the exactness of the resemblance. In both 
 cases a turbid stream winds rapidly between high 
 muddy banks. The comparison did not include the 
 surroundings, as to which the Trent and the Tiber 
 have not much in common. Yet Gainsborough bridge 
 would be an ornament even to the Tiber.
 
 1 38 BRIDL1NGTON QUAY AND FLAM BO RO UGH, 
 
 CHAPTER XXIV. 
 
 BRIDLINGTON QUAY AND FLAMBOROUGH. 
 
 HAVING done, I hope, due honour to a really great 
 and good man, in his way, my paternal great-grand- 
 father, who founded our family on alternate work and 
 school, and a diet of oatcake and oatmeal porridge, 
 I cannot wholly omit my mother's father. He had 
 his capacities and his virtues too. I must have seen 
 him several times in my very early years, but I spent 
 a couple of days with him at a farmhouse at Flam- 
 borough Head in 1823, and a couple of hours with 
 him at Bridlington Quay in 1825. 
 
 He was one of the amphibious race, sure to be 
 found at a port, or in its neighbourhood. He was a 
 farmer, and bred horses, selling a good many to the 
 Emperor of Russia. He had as good an eye for ships 
 as for horses. He dealt in everything wanted for the 
 building, outfitting, and provisioning of ships. This 
 requires much knowledge, an extensive connection, 
 and the habit of brokerage, for it is impossible for 
 any one man to have always in store the materials 
 for the equipment of a fleet. 
 
 Such a business is carried on with much quicker 
 despatch than most inland operations. To give 
 an instance. In 1823 all we youngers were at a 
 small farmhouse between Fileyand Scarborough. At 
 breakfast one morning we missed two handsome
 
 THOMAS BRAMBLES. 139 
 
 Creatures that had been grazing in the field before us 
 the evening before. The wind had suddenly changed 
 in the night ; a man had presented himself at early 
 dawn and driven off the beasts to Scarborough, where 
 they were immediately killed, cut to pieces, salted, 
 tubbed, and consigned to the hold of a ship, which 
 was at sea by this time. 
 
 Thomas Brambles, my maternal grandfather, was 
 not wholly English. He could trace his descent from 
 a man who had come over in the same ship with 
 
 William Now for the Conqueror. Why may I 
 
 not write the Conqueror, for conqueror he certainly 
 was? True; but in fact it was the Prince of Orange, 
 and my ancestor was not on board in a combatant 
 capacity, though in what capacity I know not. Per- 
 haps he stuck to the good ship, which, under the 
 name of ' Betsey/ was employed in the Newcastle 
 trade till a good many years into this present century, 
 and, being at last stranded, refused even then to 
 break up, costing more than it was worth to pull to 
 pieces. 
 
 His own father, or grandfather, of the same name, 
 had come to Yorkshire from Cornwall, and had lived 
 to a very great age. Though stone-deaf for many 
 years, he never omitted church ; and when asked why 
 he attended services when he could hear nothing, 
 used to answer, ' Where two or three are gathered 
 together.' 
 
 My own grandfather Brambles, then, was a bit of 
 a Dutchman, and his features and expression, though 
 not his figure, looked it. He was himself a member 
 of the Church of England, bred and born in it ;
 
 140 BRIDLINGTON QUA Y AND FLAMBOROUGH. 
 
 yet the tone with which he observed to me that he 
 must be a good Churchman, having two large pews, 
 one at Flamborough Church and another at Brid- 
 lington, was hardly serious. 
 
 At Flamborough, I remember, we breakfasted, 
 sharp, at seven. My step-grandmother told me that 
 once, after a stormy winter night, she had gone 
 out to have a look at the sea, a few hundred yards 
 off. Just as she got to the cliff, about three hundred 
 feet high, she saw a fine ship as it was being driven 
 upon the rocks, the crew quite helpless. She ran 
 back for help, and returned to the cliff with men 
 and ropes, when not a vestige of the ship was to be 
 seen. 
 
 I used to hear that the coast people, le.d by Brid- 
 lington, had made a strong opposition to the building 
 of the lighthouse at Flamborough Head, and that 
 some of my respected ancestors had taken part in the 
 opposition. They had a plausible case. First, there 
 was the new charge on the passing vessels, already 
 burdened with dues. Secondly, there was the fact 
 that if in thick weather a ship got near enough to 
 see the light, it would by that time not be able 
 to save itself. Thirdly, the best thing generally to 
 be done was to give the Head a very wide berth, 
 and the light would encourage the less safe course. 
 Fourthly, there were always French cruisers in that 
 sea, whose policy it was to keep just within sight of 
 the coast, so as to see without being seen, if possible. 
 A light visible a dozen or twenty miles would just 
 answer their purpose. 
 
 The case of the objectors might be good but
 
 HARVESTS OF THE SEA. 141 
 
 unfortunately they were interested parties, for in 
 point of fact, in a certain genteel and lawful way, 
 they were wreckers. Their trade was dealing with 
 wrecks and wreckage, and refitting ships driven into 
 the bay with loss of masts, sails, anchors, and cables, 
 and other damages. I was at Bridlington in 1813 or 
 1814, and distinctly remember getting out of bed in 
 the night of an awful storm to see what I could see 
 of it from a window looking over the bay. For a 
 day or two the little harbour was full of disabled 
 ships. 
 
 It was in 1825, and not very long before my 
 grandfather's death, that I had a two hours' prome- 
 nade with him on Bridlington pier. He had gone 
 there to see the sailing of a collier, just launched, and 
 of more than usual capacity and strength. He had 
 offered 3,ooo/. for it the day before, but the owners 
 wanted 4,ooo/., and my grandfather seemed to think 
 half-way would be about the value. He looked at 
 it very critically, yet lovingly, as it passed us and 
 was soon full sail on its first voyage. In these days 
 it would have been called a tub, but for those days it 
 was decidedly a smart-looking craft, and one grieved 
 to think of its grimy designation. 
 
 As we were walking up and down the pier, an 
 acquaintance came up and gave my grandfather news 
 of a sad wreck. The crew and some poor women 
 and children had been a long time exposed to the 
 fury of the waves, and several had succumbed. It 
 was a long story. There was a chance of saving the 
 ship and the cargo. In a few minutes my grand- 
 father repeated what he had heard to another ac-
 
 1 42 BRIDLINGTON Q UA V AND FLAM BO RO UGH. 
 
 quaintance. I noticed that he uniformly diminished 
 every figure in the original statement by a consider- 
 able percentage : the tonnage of the ship, the value 
 of the cargo, the number of the crew and of those 
 that had perished, and the hours of exposure. It 
 might be that he had special reasons for believing 
 there to be some exaggeration, but it seemed simple 
 habit. His business might compel under-estimates, 
 to meet over-estimates. 
 
 More recently I became acquainted with the 
 affairs of a dealer in timber of home growth. A 
 servant complained to him that he found himself 
 placed in difficulties by the fact that every fallen 
 tree or bit of timber was entered in the stock-book 
 at measurements exceeding the truth. The answer 
 was that the purchaser would be sure to knock off 
 something from the estimates, so that a little ex- 
 aggeration on the seller's side was necessary to the 
 truth. The plan, I must add, did not answer in that 
 case. 
 
 A sister of my grandfather married a Mr. Ward, 
 who in 1800 was in London, and from whose house 
 my mother went to Drury Lane, and saw George III. 
 shot at. I frequently heard it mentioned that my 
 grandfather had given material assistance to Mr. 
 Ward, or, upon his death, to his son. 
 
 This son, an only child, was my grandfather's 
 godson, and was named after him, as I too was He 
 became a large shipowner. He was too wise ever to 
 build a ship, but he knew how and when to buy one. 
 By pacing up and down the decks, and giving an 
 occasional stamp, he could tell whether a ship was
 
 *TOM WARD: i 43 
 
 sound or not, and even its age. What he knew, he 
 took care to keep to himself. When he had sounded 
 a ship others in the trade tried to sound him, and 
 complained, rather unreasonably, if they afterwards 
 found that what they got out of him was not worth 
 much. Of course they said more. 
 
 At one time, ' Tom Ward ' had a large and valu- 
 able fleet. In the manning and management of it 
 and in other matters he had a valuable ally, Captain 
 Holiday, another cousin of my mother's. For a long 
 period Tom Ward was a daily frequenter of the Mer- 
 chants' and Shipowners' room at Lloyd's, and Captain 
 Holiday of the Captains' room. At the end of every 
 day they compared notes, and were thus able to see 
 both sides of many a question in which shipowners 
 and their servants are apt to see severally one side 
 only. 
 
 Meeting with scarcely any losses, Tom Ward 
 latterly became his own insurer. Fate, however, or 
 the sea, or the salvage interest, had a revenge at last. 
 He left in his will that as his ships returned to port 
 they should be sold, for the daughter, to whom he had 
 left everything. At the last, one was still on its 
 voyage from Calcutta, the ' Lady Kennaway/ a fine 
 new ship, with a very valuable cargo. It had had a 
 very bad voyage. The crew, which happened to be 
 much too small for the ship, were thoroughly ex- 
 hausted and out of heart. In this condition they 
 encountered a terrible storm in the Bay of Biscay, 
 and found themselves unable to manage the ship. 
 They took to their boats, and arrived finally at Ply- 
 mouth, with the statement that they had left the ship
 
 144 COUNTY KERRY. 
 
 sinking, with I know not how many feet of water in 
 the hold. The very evening of their arrival there 
 came news that the ship had been brought into 
 Falmouth, I think it was, safe and sound. Some 
 small craft had boarded it, but, finding it too much 
 for them, had engaged a tug and so saved it. The 
 result was a very curious trial, for the salvage had to 
 be assessed and re-assessed for division between the 
 salvors. But her ladyship had been knocking about 
 in the bay and taking good care of herself for several 
 days, just as the ' Cleopatra ' with the ' Needle ' did a 
 few years ago. 
 
 This singular, indeed almost single, casualty was 
 a comparatively small deduction from the very large 
 fortune left by my cousin and namesake to his only 
 child, a daughter. She married Captain Douglas 
 Lane, who had a large stud of horses and was said to 
 be on the turf. By I forget what accident she was 
 sadly burnt, and died. 
 
 CHAPTER XXV. 
 
 COUNTY KERRY. 
 
 MY maternal grandfather imported ' Irish blood ' into 
 the family. I have been often reminded lately that it 
 has been the making of me. It may be a useful com- 
 plement of Saxon, and still more of Dutch blood, 
 but how much real Celtic is involved in the name of 
 ' Waters ' passes me to say. I have been told by a
 
 A CELTIC INFUSION. 145 
 
 well-informed Irish gentleman that, like some other 
 names of English derivation, it is borne by many 
 native Irish families, having possibly been adopted in 
 times of necessity to obtain English protection. 
 
 In County Kerry, near Derrynane, Daniel O'Con- 
 nell's home, there lived one Waters, with three sons, 
 who managed his property. That property, I conclude, 
 was leasehold not freehold, certainly. The youngest 
 of the three came to England and settled at Brid- 
 lington. There he died, leaving some young children, 
 who had been given to understand that they were 
 heirs to Irish property. Their grandfather died, and 
 they expected to hear from Ireland. They did not. 
 At last they heard that their two uncles had taken 
 possession, and that they intended to keep everything 
 to themselves. 
 
 It must have been rather more than a century 
 ago that my grandfather married one of the younger 
 of the daughters, said to have been pretty, clever, 
 refined, and good, and I should think a little above 
 her surroundings. She was, however, always delicate, 
 insomuch that the care of the household devolved 
 much on my mother, who was her eldest daughter. 
 Three years after that daughter's marriage, she died. 
 
 She was an Independent. Whether she brought 
 this from County Kerry I know not, but the state of 
 things at Bridlington Quay was enough to account 
 for it. Even when I was there in 1825, the Quay, 
 both a busy port and a fashionable watering-place, 
 with a population of several thousands, and a mile 
 from the town of Bridlington, had no church, though 
 it had several meeting-houses. Very likely at that 
 
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 146 COUNTY KERRY. 
 
 time it would have been quite impossible to get a 
 church built, even if the money had been forthcoming. 
 All, however, I know about the matter is that my 
 grandmother was an Independent, and that she so 
 remained. 
 
 My mother had been baptised at the parish church 
 of Bridlington. There also was she confirmed, upon 
 her own presentation, as appears from her account of 
 the matter. Archbishop Markham, then over eighty, 
 was holding a Confirmation at Bridlington. My 
 mother and a young friend were walking that way, 
 and they saw the candidates going in order to the 
 church. They felt a sudden impulse to join the 
 procession. They stepped into the line ; but my 
 mother was immediately seized with some very 
 natural and proper misgivings. What if they were 
 detected, questioned, and examined ? My mother 
 had not learnt the Catechism, but she knew that the 
 Creed, the Lord's Prayer, and the Ten Command- 
 ments were in it, and she had always repeated the 
 Creed as part of her daily prayers. No tickets, it 
 appears, were then required. My mother was re- 
 ceived and confirmed with the rest. Though she 
 had had no preparation, the impression received 
 that day always lived in her memory, and no doubt 
 left its mark in her character. Had she consulted her 
 parents beforehand, it must have raised a painful 
 question between them. Of this, as of many other 
 irregular acts, it may be said, Factum valet. 
 
 As I have said above, the mother that is, the 
 Kerry girl, or at least the daughter of the Kerry man 
 died young. Her brother I remember well, having
 
 ABSENS H&RES NGN ERIT. 147 
 
 had long conversations with him in 1823 and 1825. 
 He was a tall man, of good figure, pleasant address, 
 and with a world of information. His ruddy com- 
 plexion showed a decided contrast to the light 
 Scandinavian hues predominating on the east coast 
 For a very long period, I think till his death at an 
 advanced age, he was in the Customs, and was also 
 Lloyd's agent for the port. I suppose this made him 
 indifferent to any claim he might have to property in 
 Kerry. One or two of his relatives, however, cherished 
 the idea, and committed a bundle of documents to 
 a Yorkshire solicitor. He instituted inquiries, or at 
 least said that he had done so. The matter draggled 
 on. Finally, by his death, or his failure, all his busi- 
 ness went to another firm, and after a time there was 
 a search for the documents, which were never seen 
 again. 
 
 There were, however, the letters received from the 
 first firm referring to the documents it had received. 
 It was supposed that I could do something, and I 
 unwisely undertook to see what I could make out of 
 the letters. They were sent to me, and their contents 
 certainly implied that the first-mentioned lawyer had 
 received documents relating to a claim to property 
 in County Kerry. I thereupon wrote that I did not 
 see what I could do, but I would wait for the oppor- 
 tunity of better information. Those letters remained 
 on my writing-table for twenty years. At last I 
 returned them, and I hope they were burnt, and as 
 far as possible forgotten. If my own brothers and 
 sisters had the slightest interest in the matter, I might 
 perhaps have done something gone to Ireland pos-
 
 148 COUNTY KERRY. 
 
 sibly ; but as our line of descent was female, I could 
 have got nothing for my pains. 
 
 One piece of the Waters property I certainly 
 possess, and it is inalienable, as far as I am con- 
 cerned. My mother, born a hundred years ago, and 
 her Bridlington relatives, used to relate that an an- 
 cestor, in County Kerry, had his house burnt down. 
 The nurse fled with the only child of the house, and 
 holding it high up on her arm, with its head over 
 her shoulder, was too frightened herself to notice 
 that the child's face would be turned towards the 
 flames. On arriving at a place of safety and putting 
 down the child, she perceived that its face was fixed 
 in a paroxysm of terror. The mask did not fade or 
 melt away, and it became evident the impression was 
 deep in the system. Though the child grew to man- 
 hood, he never quite recovered from that night, for 
 he always had the same frightened expression, and 
 always hesitated as if under a strong pre-occupation. 
 This expression, or mask, as I used to hear it called, 
 and this habitual want of presence of mind he trans- 
 mitted to his descendants, all of whom, I was assured, 
 had it more or less even in my time. 
 
 Thus I hail back to Conisborough on my father's 
 side, to Bridlington on my mother's. The entire 
 street in which she, was born, and in which she passed 
 her early years, has long since been swallowed up 
 by the ever-encroaching sea. A sea-wall, recently 
 built at great cost, has I see already given way. 
 Bridlington Church, as I remember it in 1813 or 
 1814, was the very dilapidated fragment of a church 
 of cathedral form and dimensions. The dissolution
 
 LINCOLNSHIRE AND YORKSHIRE COASTS. 149 
 
 of the Priory is the usual story of robbery, murder, 
 and sacrilege. There remains an ancient gateway. 
 From childhood I have imagined vaults under it, 
 peopled with wretched prisoners, languishing, dying, 
 or dead. Something told me at a very early visit 
 must have grown into this, for it was not till many 
 years after that I read in ' Bigland's Yorkshire ' that 
 there were actually some gloomy cells in the lower 
 part of the structure, which then served as places of 
 confinement for petty delinquents. 
 
 In those days Bridlington Quay was the nearest 
 watering-place to Gainsborough at all worthy of the 
 name. The entire coast of Lincolnshire is fen land, 
 of great breadth southward, but contracted as it 
 approaches the Humber. The land is not always 
 above the reach of high tides. The sea recedes a 
 mile or more, and ebbs and flows with the thinnest 
 lines of breakers or the merest ripples. Drainage 
 becomes a very difficult matter. But by sailing with 
 the ebb down the Trent, and by then coaching or 
 posting thirty miles through tame, yet pretty Holder- 
 ness, the Gainsborough folks found themselves in a 
 new world at Bridlington Quay, at a lively port and 
 a tempestuous sea, and within a walk of magnificent 
 coast scenery. 
 
 Railways have done wonders in bringing distant 
 places near, but still more in creating watering- 
 places where it cannot be said there is either sea- 
 water, fresh water, or even land, in the common sense 
 of the term. The hotel, the esplanade, the pier, 
 the water-tower, and the well-protected shrubberies, 
 triumph over these natural difficulties, and make a
 
 ISO MY PARENTS. 
 
 Palmyra in what yesterday was a dismal swamp. 
 Even at Bridlington Quay, however, the primeval 
 conflict between sea and land is still undecided, for 
 the house, indeed the street, in which my mother was 
 born has long been an ' airy nothing ' between the 
 pier and the sky. 
 
 CHAPTER XXVI. 
 
 MY PARENTS. 
 
 MY parents were married at Scarborough, on the last 
 Christmas Day of last century, that is, in 1 800. They 
 deferred their wedding trip to the spring, when they 
 took a tour in Wales, and went up Snowdon. My 
 father had then to travel a good deal in the way of 
 business. At short intervals he wrote long letters to 
 his young wife, overflowing with affection, and with 
 occasional bits of humour. He was always thinking 
 of some present or other to bring her, and his wife 
 had to check him. The following letter introduces 
 Edinburgh, the present century, some remarkable 
 incidents, and a name that became afterwards better 
 known : 
 
 Edinburgh, August 4, 1801. 
 
 MY BELOVED JANE, I told you in my last that I would 
 not write again for six or eight days, but I find it is impossible 
 for me to live without conversing with you, and at the distance 
 we are from each other writing is the only conversation we can 
 have. I hope to get all done here to-morrow night nay, I am 
 resolved to do so, for I find if I stay a month I shall leave
 
 EDINBURGH IN 1801. 151 
 
 something or other undone at last. It is very tedious doing 
 with them, for, with the exception of two or three, they are not 
 to be seen till eleven in the morning, and at half-past four or so 
 they go to dinner, so that in that short time they have all their 
 business to attend to, and I am bothered beyond description. 
 They will not suffer themselves to be in the least hurried ; but 
 say, with a smile, ' What, Mr. Mozley, I need not be in a hurry 
 of doing with you. What ! you have only been here three or 
 four days ; it is impossible you can leave us of ten days or a 
 fortnight yet.' ' Yes, indeed,' think I, ' but what would my Jane 
 say if I trifled away so much of my time ? ' Mr. Constable told 
 me yesterday he knew my only motive for hurrying was to get 
 to my wife again, for he understood I was a newly married man. 
 What makes Edinburgh very different from London, and I 
 think all other places, is that the booksellers here are so very 
 friendly with one another, which (being oppositionists) is some- 
 what singular. It is astonishing what particular kindness I meet 
 with from Mr. Fairbairn. He is a very respectable old gentle- 
 man. He insisted on introducing me to some of the trade. I 
 drank tea and supped with him last Sunday at his house, about 
 half a mile from his shop. Mrs. F. is a very pleasant, plain old 
 lady. After the salmon at supper, she insisted upon my drinking 
 a glass of whisky, which I declined but,' Hout away, mon, this 
 is the way we do in Scotland, and I insist upon your conforming.' 
 Mr. F. was vexed at my not dining too with him, when at 
 the same time I was dining by myself at home. When 
 the whisky was introduced I could not help thinking of my 
 Jane, and the half moon. . . . Edinburgh is as oustling as 
 London, and as gay with hackney-coaches. . . . After the 
 business of yesterday was over, I walked to the top of the 
 Castle. It is a very curious place, and worth the attention of 
 a stranger. There are a thousand soldiers in the barracks 
 there, besides French prisoners. Poor fellows, they looked 
 so hard and begged so much that I was obliged to buy some- 
 thing of them, and when I found they had curious hair rings I 
 was pleased at the opportunity I had of bringing home small 
 presents. I therefore bought one marked 'Anne' for Miss 
 Holiday, one marked 'Mary 'for Mary, and one marked 'My 
 dear Geney,' for thee, my love. Among some hundreds there 
 was not a Jane, or a Jenny ; but, poor souls, they spelt as well
 
 152 MY PARENTS. 
 
 as they could, and we must excuse it. And besides the ring, 
 as my Jane is very good indeed, I have bought her a pair of 
 list shoes. These I thought would do very nicely for my dear 
 girl for about next December or January, when she is getting 
 well of her indisposition, and walks out and gathers her former 
 strength. They will keep the snow from her feet, and prevent 
 her taking cold. Now don't you think I am very considerate ? 
 I was at some pains in choosing them a proper size. When you 
 get them on, I think you will find them to fit miraculously. 
 . . . Before I began writing this letter, I read over your two 
 last ones. When I am with you I set light of them, because 
 I can then look at you and converse with you ; but the moment 
 I leave you they then become valuable to me, and are in fact 
 my only consolation ; but I hope both their noses will be put 
 out of joint to-morrow morning. Edinburgh abounds with I 
 think the finest women I ever saw ; but they don't take my atten- 
 tion from my Jane. No, I think of her ten times more than 
 ever I did, because she is so good indeed she is fifty times too 
 good for 
 
 H. MOZLEY. 
 
 In 1802 my father was in London, and, at my 
 mother's desire, called on her aunt, Mrs. Ward, whom 
 she had visited the year of her marriage. ' Mrs. 
 Ward,' he says, 'a fat little body, makes many en- 
 quiries after her niece, and tells me she had a lover in 
 London. Had I known this two years ago I should 
 have felt rather uncomfortable, but there is no wonder 
 at my sweet little Jane having admirers, she is so 
 good and so pretty. Mr. Ward is a friendly man, and 
 Thomas a far nicer young man than I thought of 
 
 I have given above the story of Tom Ward, his 
 fleet of merchantmen, and his fortune. My mother 
 always wished to keep up the acquaintance, and on 
 the rare occasion of my brother John coming up to 
 town, he called at Lloyd's, and was sure to find Tom 
 Ward and Captain Holiday. I accompanied him
 
 MR. WILSON OF YORK. 153 
 
 once. Tom Ward was no longer ' a nice young man.' 
 My impression at the time was that he regarded any- 
 body who approached him as having a design on his 
 money. We tried a conversation, but had no topics 
 in common. Perhaps I might have managed better 
 with him alone, but I had to let my elder brother 
 take the lead. 
 
 He asked my brother to dine at his house in the 
 Commercial Road, where everything was in very good 
 style. The Rector of Stepney was there. He men- 
 tioned that he had that morning married his ten 
 thousandth couple. His fee was a guinea, and he 
 had never been cheated of it but once. A man who 
 knew him well at the Royal Exchange, for he sold 
 dogs in the streets about, pleaded that he had no 
 money with him, but would send him a dog. The 
 rector did not want a dog, which the man probably 
 knew ; but he never got the guinea. 
 
 In 1802 my mother accompanied my father on 
 one of his visits to Mr. Wilson's country-house at 
 Fulford, near York. Mr. Wilson and my father 
 acted in concert, maintaining a position shared by no 
 other country booksellers in England, and somewhat 
 antagonistic to the London trade, then ensconced in 
 very close lines of circumvallation. A passage in my 
 father's letter of July 10 that year will remind my 
 older readers of many figures haunting memory. Till, 
 I should say, 1835, it was a very ordinary thing to 
 meet with ladies who, to save the trouble and cost of 
 following the fashion, never wore anything but a close- 
 fitting habit. It required a good figure and bearing, 
 that is, beauty unadorned. In the year 1815 I find
 
 154 MY PARENTS. 
 
 Mrs. Bray, who must then have been a very pretty 
 figure, and who was entering, as she thought, on a 
 theatrical career, going to Bath in a riding-habit, the 
 usual travelling-dress for ladies. The effect, however, 
 was apt to be masculine, and when prolonged to middle 
 age gave the lady a kind of epicene character, in 
 which she could take what part she pleased. At 
 Cheltenham in 1829 there was just such a lady, a 
 favourite, yet with a sobriquet. 
 
 Two or three years after this, Miss Wilson, one of 
 the ladies of Fulford House, above mentioned, came to 
 me at Oxford with a companion in a riding habit. This 
 was Miss St. Leger, an intimate friend of the Kemble 
 family, exceedingly clever, self-possessed, and, if I 
 may venture to say it, manly. They were making a 
 long round of travels, and I had to lionise them 
 through Oxford. The lady in the habit took her 
 stand on the threshold of All Souls' Library, and said, 
 ' Now, Mr. Mozley, will you please tell me what all 
 these books are about.' I have frequently found it 
 past me to say what one volume was about, but here 
 there were 70,000. 
 
 I must return to my father's letter : 
 
 Depend upon it you will be tired of wearing your habit all 
 the time you are out. I would advise you to take a change of 
 clothes. Pray, what sort of a hat will you have with your 
 habit ? But you can get one at York. 
 
 On another occasion my father went out of his 
 way to see Castle Howard. 
 
 It is indeed a delightful place, and some of the paintings are 
 wonderful. One of them I shall never forget ' The three 
 Maries weeping over the body of Jesus.' The painting is
 
 CASTLE HOWARD AND RICHMOND. 155 
 
 about the size of your square card-table, and it is valued at 
 2o,ooo/. It is in a cabinet by itself, and very few are permitted 
 to see it. My heart was quite melted, and the impression it has 
 left will not soon pass away. It is impossible that anything 
 should give me such exquisite pleasure, except the sight of you 
 again. 
 
 Writing from Richmond in 1808, my father dwells 
 on the beauty of the scenery. ' Richmond is most 
 charmingly situated. I have been over the Castle and 
 what else there is to see. I wished for you with me 
 to enjoy the fine views. One view was indeed fine. 
 " yes," said the man, " I had the honour to conduct 
 the Prince of Wales here last summer. He stood just 
 there, a full half-hour, quite struck with the beauties 
 of the scene.' 
 
 Under the date of November 3, 1808, concluding 
 with a very humble and tender apology for the topic, 
 he enlarges to his wife on the merits of a new printing- 
 press he had just seen at North Shields, the ' Stan- 
 hope ' press, which came to be the press of my own 
 early recollections. ' The maker,' he says, ' was a 
 very clever fellow, a great mechanic. I really am so 
 pleased with the principle, I could dwell on it a good 
 hour.' 
 
 On October 16, 1807, my father writes : 
 
 My dear Jane, how can you write in such a scolding manner ? 
 Have I not told you fifty times that I am the best husband in 
 the world ? Well, my dear girl, I love you for your attention to 
 me. Indeed, I thank God that I have such a wife, and I hope 
 when she reads further that she will thank God she has a 
 husband bad and inattentive as he is. Last night I called on 
 Mr. Redgram. I thought if he was from home I would go to 
 Sadler's Wells, for Mr. and Mrs. Rudsdell were engaged, and I 
 should be alone if I came home. I thank God Almighty, Red- 
 gram was at home. He had friends with him. I was easily
 
 156 MY PARENTS. 
 
 prevailed on to stop to supper. I was there from six to one 
 o'clock. This morning the papers announced a dreadful 
 business at Sadler's Wells, almost too shocking to relate. I 
 had an appointment with Lackington's. Mr. Hughes, a partner, 
 told me he was going to Sadler's Wells, of which his father is 
 a proprietor. I went with him there, but would now give any- 
 thing if my curiosity had been less active. I was ready to faint 
 with horror, and if Mr. Hughes' friend had not given me a 
 little brandy I certainly should have fainted. I saw seventeen 
 poor creatures lying side by side who had been trampled to 
 death in the confusion. One young girl was locked up. 
 Numbers were taken last night to Bartholomew's Hospital, of 
 whom six died this morning. Nay, this is not all. People 
 were met in every direction last night carrying home their 
 wives and children, apparently lifeless, or with broken arms 
 and legs. All this was occasioned by a set of pickpockets in 
 all parts of the house. A whistle was heard in the pit and was 
 answered in the gallery. A cry of ' Fire ! Fire ! ' threw all into 
 confusion. Nothing could be more dreadful. Women jumped 
 from the gallery into the pit. My motive for writing now is for 
 fear you should hear of the accident, and fancy I was among 
 the killed and wounded. . . . 
 
 On comparing this account with the report of the 
 coroner's inquest in the ' Annual Register,' I find a 
 difference as to the cause of the disaster. According 
 to the latter, it was a fight between two drunken men. 
 Had the alarm been a little later a good many would 
 have been drowned, for a part of the entertainment was 
 a naval action in a large pool of water five feet deep. 
 
 Being in town in 1809, my father had the curiosity 
 to see the ' O. P.' riot. 
 
 Well, I went to Covent Garden last night, into the boxes, 
 at half price. It is a most beautiful theatre. No one, unless he 
 has seen, can have any conception of the work that is going on. 
 Watchman's rattles, whistles, cat-calls, dustman's bells, hissing, 
 hooting, mewing, barking, ' Off, off, off,' ' Loo, loo,' ' tally-ho,' 
 ' Yoicksto him,' &c., a thousand things else, kept up such an in-
 
 THE <C>./V RIOTS. 157 
 
 cessant din that I was glad to get out. One fellow, a Bow Street 
 runner, was in the pit. Being recognised, he was turned out. 
 Soon after he appeared again in the pit, and seemed determined 
 to maintain his position. But a dozen or score fellows flew on 
 him like so many tigers. They were all down together Good 
 heavens, such a scene ! I fully expected three or four would 
 have been killed. Nearly all have ' O. P.' in front of their hats. 
 Many had silver letters, which looked very pretty. The various 
 devices the pit have to keep the noise alive are wonderful. 
 When the curtain rises they turn their backs to the stage, 
 making the most dreadful noises. Then two or three pronounce 
 'O. P.,' stamping their feet violently down during the pronuncia- 
 tion of the letters. This was instantly caught by the whole 
 house. You can have no idea of the effect. Then they cram 
 themselves as close to the sides of the pit as possible, and make a 
 road up the middle. The active fellows then race it up and down, 
 treading of course on the seats. Even leapfrog was attempted. 
 The play was ' Romeo and Juliet,' with ' The Poor Soldier.' 
 All was pantomime. I declare solemnly I did not hear one 
 word of the performance, and although a very large band of 
 music was playing in the farce, and between play and farce, 
 it was only at intervals you could discover it, and then only for 
 a single moment. When any of the Kembles appear on the 
 stage, the scene is at its climax, for then, as my paper formerly 
 observed, it is enough to tear Hell's Concave. The audience 
 look anywhere but on the stage, and if the players speak at 
 all, it is a proof of their folly, for they cannot hear themselves. 
 Nov. 1 6. I understand that in the row at Covent Garden 
 last night, one of the ' O. P.'s ' was knocked down and kicked 
 when down by one of the fighting Jews, and that he is now 
 dying in consequence.
 
 I 5 8 NAT ALE SOLUM. 
 
 CHAPTER XXVII. 
 
 NATALE SOLUM. 
 
 FROM an early date Gainsborough was a position 
 of strategic importance. It was the highest point of 
 the river, accessible to small sea-going vessels at all 
 states of the tide, and at high tides to larger vessels. 
 In my time the Smiths built ships of seven or eight 
 hundred tons burden there. Next to the Thames, 
 the Trent was formerly the best station for a fleet on 
 the east coast. It could there be easily defended, 
 and could always drop down with the ebb in a few 
 hours, and, with a favourable wind, be at sea in a 
 long day. Gainsborough was, and indeed still is, 
 the most inland point in the east of England that 
 can be reached by vessels of three hundred tons 
 burden. 
 
 On the other hand, it was the lowest point of the 
 river that could be reckoned on for a safe crossing 
 under ordinary conditions. Just above the old town 
 the Trent contracts to a width of 1 10 yards. The 
 approaches are on dry ground, only submerged by 
 the most extraordinary floods. Below Gainsborough 
 there were several ancient ferries in particular, one 
 still bearing the name of Ferry Kinnard, being no 
 doubt the spot where Edward the Confessor passed 
 with an army upon rafts it must be supposed. That 
 ferry, however, could only be reached over wide 
 marshy tracks on both sides of the river, and, conse-
 
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 quently, after a period of dry weather. The Romans 
 had a bridge of some sort two or three miles above 
 Gainsborough, and there are even traces of an old 
 work. But, as I have stated above, the Roman port 
 was Lincoln, communicating with the Trent by a 
 canal at Torksey, where the junction was fortified to 
 prevent surprise by piratical fleets. 
 
 Gainsborough first appears in history as built 
 from the ruins of Torksey. Alfred was married here, 
 in the old palace then occupying the site of the 
 still existing ' Old Hall.' It was here that Sweyn, 
 some generations after, effected his first landing on 
 English soil, and soon made his first settlement. His 
 son Canute was born here, and was much more of a 
 Gainsborough man than I can claim to be, for here 
 he passed his youth, and here, upon the death of 
 his father, he was proclaimed King of England by 
 the captains of his navy. It is an old and probable 
 tradition of the place that here he rebuked his 
 courtiers by commanding the onward-rushing ' eagre ' 
 to stand still. 
 
 It is frequently said that Gainsborough is a cor- 
 ruption of Danesborough ; but the Anglo-Saxon spell- 
 ing was ' Genes burh,' and Alfred's wife was daughter 
 of the Ealdorman of the Gainas, who can hardly be 
 supposed identical with Danes. Gainsborough, I 
 must add, was the most northern town outside the 
 Trent,' while Derby and Nottingham were the most 
 southern towns of the north of England. In the 
 Civil War the ordinances of Parliament would take 
 effect a week earlier at Gainsborough than at the two 
 other towns.
 
 160 NAT ALE SOLUM. 
 
 The later history of the town is written in its 
 domestic and its ecclesiastical architecture. The 
 body of the church, by Gibbs, is a noble piece of 
 building, however incongruous, and notwithstanding 
 Mr. Britton's fierce denunciations. There was a story 
 about the church bells and about the organ, both of 
 which I believed to be without rivals out of London. 
 The crimson velvet and gold fringe adorning the 
 pulpit and reading-desk, I used to be told, were from 
 the spoil taken after the battle of Dettingen. Gains- 
 borough must have been an important place when 
 Henry VIII. held his court here in the Old Hall on 
 the I3th, I4th, and I5th of August, 1541, on his way 
 to receive the submissions and peace-offerings of the 
 Yorkshire malcontents. Though his progress was 
 slow, and he diverged right and left to hawk or to 
 hunt or to enjoy hospitalities, he left Doncaster alto- 
 gether out of his route. The Old Hall appears in 
 the charges against Katherine Howard, and that may 
 possibly be the foundation of the ghost story one 
 used to hear. It was occupied by gentry till the 
 middle of last century, for the fourth Earl of Abing- 
 ton, so I read, was born there. 
 
 A substantial mansion near the bridge was said to 
 have been built out of a great rising in wheat About 
 the time I came into the world there was born in 
 that house one who became an M.P., and a rather 
 noisy Protectionist. Much to my amusement, he used 
 to be quoted as an immense authority by several of 
 the newspapers. I cannot recall ever to have seen the 
 future champion of vested rights and sliding scales, 
 for I was not old enough to accompany my brother
 
 THE HUNDRED OF BASSETLAW. 161 
 
 John to a juvenile party given at his father's house in 
 honour of the son and heir. 
 
 Lower down the river, that is, higher up the town, 
 were two enormous bow-windows. They came of a 
 successful operation in timber. Whale-oil and tallow 
 were, I think, the most speculative articles, but hemp 
 and flax also had great and sudden rises in our 
 time. 
 
 Half-way 'down town,' a house projected itself 
 over a small colonnade, assuming that importance 
 which pillars always have to the rude as well as the 
 classic mind. The encroachment must have been in 
 the days when there were no umbrellas, no pave- 
 ments, no parapets nothing, indeed, to save pas- 
 sengers from either eaves-droppings or sludge. No 
 piece of architecture, ancient or modern, holds its 
 ground in my memory more than the 'Pillared 
 House,' as it used to be called. 
 
 Across the river lay a region which I always 
 regarded with a romantic interest. Man, rather than 
 nature, had made it what it was, for there was not 
 much to be seen in it from Gainsborough, and one 
 could travel many a mile through it without dis- 
 covering what one might call a landscape. But it 
 had comfortable towns and villages, and thriving 
 homesteads ; immense fields of wheat, or turnips, as 
 might be ; mansions great and small, tall church 
 towers, and, above all, the Dukeries. This was to 
 us the first stage into England, and the world. Its 
 wealth, its quietness, its gentility, and its nobility, pre- 
 sented a striking contrast to the north of Lincolnshire, 
 which I think we used to regard as what is called 
 
 VOL. I. M
 
 1 62 NAT ALE SOLUM. 
 
 a ' God-forsaken ' region ; and a still stronger contrast 
 to the industrious, speculative, half foreign, Isle of 
 Axholme. 
 
 This favoured region, this man-made paradise, 
 westward of us, on which we put our foot on crossing 
 the bridge, is the Parliamentary borough of East 
 Retford, or the hundred of Bassetlaw. Few locali- 
 ties in this century have been favoured with so many 
 hard names. It is an anomaly, a monstrosity, a 
 diluted rotten borough, a hybrid between country and 
 town, a mere frog that has swollen itself in rivalry to 
 the ox. In a word, it is a defiance of all principle. 
 This, however, is the truest and exactest description 
 that could be given of our whole electoral system. 
 
 It was in one of the first years of the century 
 that my father bought the house in which I and my 
 brother James were born. He often mentioned the 
 simple and cheap process of transfer. The house 
 was held by copyhold under the manor of Gains- 
 borough. He went with the vendor to an office, 
 where the purchaser's name was substituted for the 
 vendor's in a book, and a shilling given to the clerk, 
 when they walked away. 
 
 All my childhood was darkened by stories of the 
 Press-gang. The king's ships hovered about the 
 coasts, off the most frequented ports, boarded mer- 
 chant-ships returning sometimes from long voyages, 
 and carried off young fellows as they were on the 
 point of revisiting their homes, often never to be 
 heard of again. That was the fate of several of my 
 own relatives by my mother's side, and it has often 
 led me to ask what England will do in the event of
 
 THE PRESS-GANG. 163 
 
 a great naval war, for I cannot suppose the system of 
 pressing will be tolerated. 
 
 One of the numbers of the ' Country Spectator ' 
 is the touching narrative of a thriving fisherman inter- 
 cepted by a frigate on his return from a cruise, and 
 then, after a service which promised promotion and 
 prize-money, cut in two by a cannon-ball in one of 
 Rodney's actions. His three sons were taken up by 
 the Marine Society, which made two of them sailors. 
 But there was no provision for the widow, and she 
 soon died in a workhouse. 
 
 Our servants had many stories of the press-gang, 
 some very pitiable. By strange caprices of memory 
 I associate them with particular spots of my native 
 town, and never think of them without a shudder. 
 However, the navy got hold of apprentices as well, 
 though I believe they were legally exempt. Almost 
 everybody about me was a volunteeer, and, I have 
 little doubt, ready for action, and likely to do good 
 service. It was, however, rather as trophies and 
 relics, than for any chance of active service, that 
 several of my father's work-people brought with 
 them to Derby long boarding-pikes, some of which 
 I remember being told had been actually used in 
 the West Indies. 
 
 Gainsborough was the most foreign-looking town 
 I have known in England. The red fluted tiles, the 
 yellow ochre doorsteps, the green outside shutters, the 
 frequent appearance of the jawbones of whales uti- 
 lised for garden gateposts, and, above all, the masts 
 and spars suddenly appearing high over corn-fields, 
 took one quite out of everyday England. 
 
 M 2
 
 1 64 NATALE SOLUM. 
 
 I cannot, however, be blind to the fact that it 
 requires any one to have been born and bred in the 
 town to feel a positive enthusiasm for it I met some 
 years ago on the railway the daughter of a clergyman 
 whose living lay near the town. She had had a 
 troubled time, and was now earning her own bread 
 by making picturesque water-colour drawings of 
 seats, parks, and pleasure-grounds. It chanced to 
 come out that I was a native of Gainsborough, when 
 she exclaimed with unexpected animation, ' I pity 
 you.' I replied that I did not feel I had any claim 
 to her pity. From time to time I have heard of 
 people who had received every possible kindness 
 from the town taking the earliest opportunity to get 
 out of it, though they could give no reason for their 
 apparent ingratitude. 
 
 Many of the names there in my time were 
 German, or Dutch, or from the Isle of Axholme, so 
 often mentioned in these pages. This was a fertile 
 plain, surrounded and protected by morasses, till an 
 adventurous Dutch engineer obtained Charles I.'s 
 consent to drain and reclaim them, which he did 
 most successfully. Mr. Rudsdell, one of my own 
 godfathers, was of foreign extraction, and one of the 
 four trustees of the Presbyterian (Unitarian) Meeting- 
 House. He and his wife dined with us on Christmas 
 Day, 1814, and I stood by when my father communi- 
 cated to him, first of his townsmen, his intention to 
 move to Derby. The poor gentleman could hardly 
 believe it. We often heard of him and his folks. 
 His pleasant, good-looking daughter paid us a visit 
 at Derby, and married in due time the young minister
 
 'A2THP A' 'Q2 'AEEAAMIIEN. 165 
 
 of her Gainsborough congregation. His eldest son 
 was knighted for services rendered to the Foreign 
 Office in the Mediterranean. 
 
 The father was still living at a great age in 1842, 
 when my father took me a round of the old places. 
 Mr. Rudsdell had moved to the pretty residential 
 village of Morton, a mile down the Trent. We went 
 there. Immediately after passing a bend of the road 
 and coming in sight of the village street, we saw afar 
 off a brilliant object in the sunshine. My father at 
 once recognised it. The Rudsdells had brought from 
 their continental home an immense brass door-knocker, 
 which they attached to their Gainsborough door, and 
 which even there attracted attention. The old gentle- 
 man was in a genteel cottage now, but the knocker 
 was there. It was a wasted visit, and we came away 
 disappointed. He could not be persuaded that my 
 father was not my grandfather, who had been more 
 nearly his own contemporary. 
 
 CHAPTER XXVIII. 
 
 TWO MISHAPS. 
 
 MY eldest brother used frequently to aver that he 
 distinctly remembered the arrival of a large Cheshire 
 cheese in a wheelbarrow the day of his birth. I 
 cannot pretend to vie with him in my recollections, 
 but I used to hear as a fact that after long suffering 
 my mother had a tooth extracted the day before my
 
 1 66 TWO MISHAPS. 
 
 birth. I was so diminutive, and weakly, that upon 
 our being initiated by Miss Holt in the severities of 
 the Spartan system, I was told it was fortunate I had 
 not been born in those days, as I should have been 
 at once condemned as physically incapable of useful 
 citizenship. Bad as this beginning was, I helped to 
 make it worse. 
 
 In 1 8 10, within the Jubilee year, the wall sepa- 
 rating our garden from the Garfits' was in the mason's 
 hands. He had left his ladder standing and gone off 
 to his afternoon meal. My brother John, just five, 
 mounted the ladder to save some ripe currants on a 
 tree nailed to the wall. I followed suit on the ground 
 below, stooping as I remember, and being then three 
 and three quarters. My brother chanced to loosen a 
 brick the only wicked thing he did in his life and 
 it fell cornerwise into the crown of my skull, which 
 had happily not quite lost its cartilaginous consist- 
 ency. The result was a deep indentation, which 
 remains to this day. I was not stunned or much 
 hurt. I remember walking to a back kitchen to have 
 my head washed at the pump. My parents, however, 
 were much frightened. I had erysipelas, I believe 
 also ophthalmia, and I was taken to Cleathorpes. 
 Among other incidents of my journey I remember 
 our stopping at Brocklesby to see the new Yarborough 
 mausoleum, when, at my desire, I was lifted up to see 
 whatever was to be seen in the lower windows. 
 
 I was not apparently the worse for the accident, 
 for next year, and for two years, I went daily ' down 
 town ' to a school for young ladies my brother John 
 going to the male department. The accident made
 
 MY FIRST ESCAPADE. 167 
 
 me liable to flushes, and less able to bear sunshine 
 than other children. I may, too, possibly owe to it 
 some susceptibilities and mental activities of an ab- 
 normal kind. 
 
 This is not my oldest recollection. I think I was 
 only two when I escaped out of the house, with a 
 penny in my hand, and made for Winks's fancy- 
 goods shop, it might be a couple of hundred yards off, 
 where I bought a very small wax doll, made, after 
 the fashion of those days, like the Egyptian and old 
 Hellenic deities, with no division of the lower ex- 
 tremities. I brought him home in triumph, I believe 
 with the idea of having him dressed like a sailor. 
 There had already been a hue and cry for me indeed 
 a chase, I believe. 
 
 I cannot have been much older when my maid 
 took me with a message to Mr. Yule's, I think, a 
 solicitor at the farther end of Castead or Cascott 
 Lane. She left me alone in the office among books 
 and papers. I mounted on a stool and pored over 
 some printed matter, wondering if I should ever be 
 able to know the meaning of those long words, and 
 already having a dreary presentiment of life's long 
 moil and toil. 
 
 I now venture to appeal to the imagination of my 
 readers, I will not say their credulity, for I frankly 
 tell them they may believe or not as they please. 
 What I am about to relate certainly has much corro- 
 boration in facts. Quite independently, the theory has 
 suggested itself to a kind and sensible sister. 
 
 In consequence of my former batch of Reminis- 
 cences, I have found myself the object of compari-
 
 1 68 TWO MISHAPS. 
 
 sons, which I interpret to mean that there is some- 
 thing to be accounted for. I have been given to 
 understand that my brother James was vastly my 
 superior in all important respects. His character, his 
 style, his orthodoxy, his learning, his sociableness, 
 &c., have been described by writers who never de- 
 scribed them before, possibly because, till they saw 
 my book, they had never seen the darker shades that 
 would constitute a proper foil. They will now see 
 that I have every reason to accept their discriminating 
 judgment upon the two brothers, and that it is I, 
 rather than any outside critics, who have most right to 
 extol my brother's bright and felicitous personality. 
 
 September 15, 1813, was my seventh birthday, 
 and I might be excused for being a little elated, and 
 more than usually off my guard. But my mother 
 was ill, and could not bear a noise. So we were 
 taken out of our usual nursery, and transferred to a 
 front room at the top of the house, with a bird's-eye 
 view of the market-place. The scene was new to me. 
 I perched on a window-sill, and gazed intently on 
 the groups standing or moving below, and the various 
 operations in progress. It was the world, and I was 
 absorbed in it. 
 
 The market-place, I may say, is a very handsome 
 one, and will bear comparison with many in larger 
 and wealthier towns. It was one of my points in 
 common with Delane. He read for some time with 
 his uncle at a parsonage near Gainsborough, and had 
 pleasant and respectful recollections of the market- 
 place, indeed of the whole town. 
 
 Towards the evening of this fatal September 1 5
 
 SOLUTION OF A MYSTERY. 169 
 
 word came upstairs that another brother had arrived. 
 This was James Jacob in Hebrew, Greek, and 
 Latin, why not in English also it is hard to say. If 
 there be any occasion when there are mysterious 
 transactions about us, or when we may be ourselves 
 but not quite ourselves, it is at our entrance and 
 departure from this visible world. Mind, good reader, 
 I am positively challenged to account for some very 
 extraordinary differences of character which demand 
 explanation. I must offer the best solution I can for 
 an otherwise inexplicable enigma. 
 
 It is that when James came into the world, he, or 
 his good genius, as that may be, had at once to look 
 for the form in which to present himself on the stage 
 of humanity. Now, it is well known that every seven 
 years we finally acquit ourselves of one form and 
 enter into another. I, therefore, was just at this 
 moment creeping out of my old slough, and, in my 
 own careless and slovenly fashion, insinuating myself 
 into the new one provided for me. 
 
 True to my unlucky name, I might be doubting 
 between the new and the old. In that mystic world 
 James appeared on the scene. He saw the as yet 
 dull and joyless investiture prepared for him, and by 
 its side the brighter and more advanced stage of human 
 existence. With that keen appreciation of the better 
 thing, and that prompt decision which always marked 
 him, he seized my intended promotion, and left me to 
 wriggle back as well as I could into my old faded 
 and worn-out integument. So, instead of being seven 
 years behind me, he was at once seven years in 
 advance. I, on the contrary, was left an unformed,
 
 i;o TWO MISHAPS. 
 
 ambiguous creature, always vacillating between my 
 progressive and my retrogressive tendencies. 
 
 On July 1 8, 1815, my brother James was one year 
 ten months old, and I, as I have said, exactly seven 
 years older. We went to church on the baptism of a 
 new-born sister. James was ' taken to church ' with 
 her, having been long before ' privately ' baptised. 
 During the ceremony, he paid the closest attention to 
 the clergyman, and I to him. I did not even observe 
 that he was not himself baptised. How can I remem- 
 ber all this ? some will ask. I have not the least 
 recollection of it, but I cannot doubt it, for here it 
 lies before me in my own handwriting of the very day 
 after. My father was preparing for our reception at 
 Derby, and I was writing letters to him by way of 
 exercise. Here are the words : 'On the i8th of this 
 month ' I find on looking over these letters that I 
 always gave the day of the month ' James and Rosa 
 were christened. James imitated almost every motion 
 of the clergyman during the ceremony. Miss Holt 
 is godmother to both of them.' 
 
 The lady was our governess, and a deep sense of 
 the very great obligation we were all under to her for 
 her thoroughly conscientious teaching compels me to 
 include her name in this record. James early insisted 
 on apprehending whatever he saw and learning what 
 it meant, and I believe I may say that I was myself 
 exceptionally patient in standing the continuous fire 
 of his interrogations. What a time indeed I had 
 with him when I brought him up to Oxford at the 
 age of thirteen, and had him with me several weeks ! 
 
 A year or two after the above first experience of
 
 LINCOLNSHIRE A FRIEND IN NEED. 171 
 
 a public ceremony, James was taken to All Saints' 
 Church at Derby, and, by choice, stood on the seat to 
 command the field of action. Mr. Hope suddenly ap- 
 peared, in his surplice, in the reading-desk it was the 
 three-decker of the period. ' What's that ? ' called out 
 James, so audibly that he had to be sternly hushed. 
 
 My brother James could not of course remember 
 anything of his native town, and he always seemed 
 to think it hard that he was considered to be a Lincoln- 
 shire man. This distaste for his county was a little 
 aggravated by his rough treatment at Grantham 
 school. His county, however, stood him in some 
 stead at Oxford. Out of forty Fellows at Magdalene 
 seven had to be from Lincolnshire, and when there 
 happened to be no demy so qualified, the fellowship 
 became open to the university. Through this open- 
 ing my brother got his university position, and his 
 long and happy home at Old Shoreham. 
 
 For many years my memory was always harking 
 back to Gainsborough. Whenever my mind was at 
 liberty, or I chose to let it go rambling, it was not to 
 Derby but to Gainsborough. No sensations have I 
 ever felt so deeply and so delightfully as those of 
 that place. The pretty faces and sweet voices of my 
 childhood survive unchanged. The smell of the tar 
 and of the burnt chips that greeted us at the ship- 
 yards is to me the sweetest of odours. How trans- 
 ported I was when I found that the sprig of lilac I 
 had cut off and planted had actually taken root and 
 become a tree. Hundreds of trees have I planted 
 since, but the flood of joy has never risen to the high- 
 water mark of that hour. The large white convol-
 
 172 ANGELS EVER BRIGHT AND FAIR. 
 
 vulus that festooned the hedges on the way to 
 Morton still surpass all flowers in true grace and 
 freshness. But where and when was it that I first 
 learnt the worship of flame, and gazed for hours, I 
 may say, on the miracle of combustion ? Was it an 
 innate idea derived from an incident in my Irish 
 ancestry which I have already told ? 
 
 CHAPTER XXIX. 
 
 ANGELS EVER BRIGHT AND FAIR. 
 
 THE next thing to an infinite prospect or retrospect 
 is a very old personal recollection. My own faculties 
 of perception were formed by circumstances, whatever 
 they may have been by nature. For two precious 
 years, from five years old to seven, I went ' down 
 town ' to the same school as my next elder brother, 
 John ; but he to the boys' school on the ground-floor, 
 I to the girls' school above. I was the only male in 
 that pretty little herd, /3ovs sv a<ys\rj. There was 
 good reason for that singular arrangement, for I was 
 weak and ailing ; but, perhaps, all the consequences 
 were not fully recognised. I only joined in the work 
 of the school for form's sake, just as I had my needle, 
 thread, and bit of rag at sewing-time. I was sup- 
 posed to be generally preparing for my reading down 
 stairs with an old widow lady. Mr. Sudbury was one 
 of my godfather's fellow-trustees of the Presbyterian
 
 MEMINERUNT OMNIA AMANTES. 173 
 
 Chapel. My schoolmistress was his sister. The old 
 lady was the widow of an Independent minister. 
 
 But I must confine myself to my own position in 
 this complex establishment. I had seldom anything 
 to do but to sit on my little stool, looking up at the 
 pretty little faces gathered round me, and no doubt 
 doing my best to distract and monopolise their atten- 
 tion. Except when I got into some little trouble of 
 my own, I have not one painful remembrance of these 
 two years. So these were cherubs to me, neither less 
 nor more. But their memories are still distinct. I 
 could not describe them, or say wherein their dis- 
 tinctness consisted. Yet I feel sure that in a new 
 form, in any form, so as they retain their respective 
 identities, which I cannot doubt, I shall know them 
 one from another. There was a Flower and an 
 Oglesby, a Garfit, and, I think, a Duckle, daughter of 
 the steward of the manor. There must have been a 
 Fretwell or two, but I doubt whether Messrs. Barnard 
 & Codd, the bankers, contributed. Two were my 
 playmates at home as well, Mary and Charlotte 
 Stuart. The elder died, I think, when I was still at 
 the school, and the younger took her place, but never 
 quite filled it, in my affections. 
 
 I will add to these other recollections less likely 
 to be formed or retained, the barest representatives 
 of persons since hardly seen, and with slight threads 
 of association. I cannot recall having seen the 
 Smiths, the shipbuilders, or Mrs. Broadley, of Hull 
 connections ; I may have seen them once or so. I 
 cannot remember to have seen Mr. Massingberd, or 
 the Rev. R. W. Vivers, of Marton, or the Rev. H. J.
 
 174 ANGELS EVER BRIGHT AND FAIR. 
 
 Wollaston, of Scotter, though I became well ac- 
 quainted in after years with his two sons. The father 
 was a very old acquaintance of my father's. I see 
 that the copy of the ' Country Spectator ' quite 
 recently acquired by the British Museum has his 
 name and coat-of-arms. Of all these I have distinct 
 ideas, separable from circumstances, indeed from 
 whatever constitutes matter. 
 
 Now, I ask, are these ideas material or spiritual ? 
 Do they belong to the seen or to the unseen world ? 
 There are theologians who profess to know to a 
 certainty where matter ends and where spirit begins. 
 I cannot tell that even with regard to these infantine, 
 unformed, nay, some of them unseen, unheard, in- 
 dividualities. As I scan that now far off firmament, 
 I may be conscious of a smile here, a different smile 
 there : a brightness, a darkness, a warmth, a state- 
 liness, a bustle, a rigidity : the dulness of a nebula, 
 the flash of a meteor, a dawn, or a setting ; but there 
 is nothing the sense can lay hold of. 
 
 On what shelf of this material fabric of mine are 
 these records stored ? They are not portraits, annals, 
 or figures of any sort. They come within no known 
 dimensions. Yet they are part of me, and I cannot 
 say how much of myself I should lose were they to 
 vanish away. They are not dependent on words 
 written or uttered, for the name does, in fact, often 
 depart from memory, leaving the idea behind. In- 
 deed, I most cherish and strengthen the idea when in 
 quest of the forgotten name.
 
 THE < EAGRE! 175 
 
 CHAPTER XXX. 
 
 OUR WALKS AND WANDERINGS. 
 
 As for our walks and wanderings, they were not 
 many, nor were they far, but to me they surpass in 
 interest all that I have since known. We could walk 
 down the river, seeing on our way much shipping at 
 anchor, and ships building in the yards in a more or 
 less advanced stage, and we could get strong whiffs of 
 pitch boiling in huge caldrons. 
 
 Under frequently recurring circumstances we 
 could be sure to see the ' eagre ' rush up the river, a 
 wall of waters seven or eight feet high, and capable of 
 carrying a ship from its moorings, or floating one that 
 had just before been reposing in the mud. My father 
 once saw a ship caught by the ' eagre ' and carried 
 away with such force that the mooring-chain broke 
 and a portion of it flew as high as the masthead. As 
 this formidable power came up the river with the 
 speed of an ordinary railway train, it was the duty of 
 everybody who caught sight of its approach to give 
 the alarm by crying out ' 'War' eagre ! ' 
 
 Since my writing the above, there has come into 
 my hands the long missed series of letters, written, 
 by way of exercise, to my father and others. Writing 
 on June 14, 1815, the eve of the four days' fighting 
 ending in Waterloo, after relating that I had seen the 
 launch of the ' Rambler,' and that it was a very fine 
 aunch, I proceed : ' On Friday, for the first time,
 
 176 OUR WALKS AND WANDERINGS. 
 
 Miss Holt saw a Trent tide. She had never before 
 seen any tides but such as came gradually. She was, 
 therefore, much gratified, and has styled it in one of 
 her letters " one of the wonders of nature." ' 
 
 The only rival to the Trent ' eagre ' that I know in 
 these isles, or indeed anywhere, is the Severn ' bore.' 
 But that is only seen rarely, and under favourable 
 circumstances, and you have to make a journey to 
 an out-of-the-way spot, when after all it may not 
 show itself. On the other hand, at all high tides, the 
 ' eagre ' rushes up to the town of Gainsborough, passes 
 its shipyards, ' staithes,' and warehouses, and does not 
 exhaust itself till several miles above the bridge. I 
 have alluded to the tradition that this was the tide 
 which Canute made the occasion of a rebuke to his 
 courtiers. He was long at Gainsborough, in the 
 palace then on the site of the later ' Old Hall,' the 
 grounds of which stretched down to the river. There 
 would be some point in challenging the ' eagre/ for it 
 has a strong personality, and the name itself is said 
 to imply a sort of deification, being that of a Scandi- 
 navian divinity. This derivation, however, I must give 
 with a doubt. ' Eagre ' has a suspicious resemblance 
 to the numerous family of words signifying water, and 
 mostly denoting some exceptional form of it. 
 
 We could walk up Pingle Hill, or Beaumont, as 
 the Normans appear to have called it, which the 
 railway has now disguised beyond recognition ; and 
 from the top we could see, afar off, a glorious vision 
 standing in the sky, quite clear of the horizon, 
 Lincoln Minster, eighteen miles off. 
 
 I had not a nearer view of that beautiful pile till
 
 CAPITOLIA CELSA. 177 
 
 many years afterwards. My father used to lament 
 the disappearance of the leaden spires crowning the 
 western towers. His thoughts in after years often 
 reverted to Lincoln, and I cannot but think that the 
 cathedral ' in the air ' which I used to see, and which 
 he had seen as frequently in his early days, told on 
 my own career. Clerical and academic failures were 
 numerous enough and sad enough to discourage any 
 sensible parents ; but the Church always held its 
 ground in the field of hope, and was something to 
 fall back upon. My elder brother John never ceased 
 to regret that he had not been sent to a university, 
 and he believed that he would have been sent, 
 but for the sudden change in the eldest brother's 
 destination. As it was, my father sent half his sons 
 into the Church. 
 
 Southward we could take a longer walk through 
 plantations to Lea, the pretty village and pleasant 
 seat of Sir Charles Anderson, whose son was at Oriel 
 in my time, somewhat older in standing, and a great 
 friend of Samuel Wilberforce. Both with him and 
 with Sir G. Prevost young Charles Anderson came 
 to be connected by the intermarriage of their children. 
 As we walked on the higher ground to the village of 
 Lea we saw between us and the Trent the swampy 
 ground in which the much-loved and much-admired 
 Colonel Cavendish, while fighting for Charles I., was 
 bogged and thereupon slain by the Parliamentarians, 
 leaving his remains to rest thirty years at Newark, 
 two centuries under All Saints, at Derby, and now to 
 rest longer, it is to be hoped, with his ancestors and 
 successors near Chatsworth. 
 
 VOL. I. N
 
 1 78 ANTE OCULOS ERRANT 
 
 The genteelest promenade at Gainsborough was 
 the mile's length of broad footpath to Morton, on the 
 Trent. Passing along a hedge, often festooned with 
 the large white convolvulus, and occasionally seeing, 
 across paddocks and gardens, a tall ship in full sail, 
 we came to ' Morton Terrace/ and encountered there 
 little groups of children of our own standing. 
 
 Farther on, but turning northward, we could 
 ascend Castle Hills, a British camp of very irregular 
 form, and of unknown antiquity. Thonock House, 
 almost in the camp, was then inhabited by Miss 
 Hickman, an elderly maiden lady, of much benevo- 
 lence, but to me a myth, who left her property and 
 the use of her name to the Bacons, premier baronets 
 of England, who, I see, prefer their own venerable 
 patronymic. 
 
 When my father took me to Gainsborough in 
 1842, he would have me go with him to see his old 
 contemporary at Lea, with whom he remembered 
 many a pleasant conversation. I could not claim a 
 speaking acquaintance with even my own Oriel con- 
 temporary, his son, but he had published a little book 
 on Church architecture, and I had given him a good 
 word. As to the present occasion, the old gentleman 
 I wholly forget. But the son was ' in his pride,' as the 
 heralds say. They were entertaining a troop of 
 yeomanry, and the son, now near twenty years older 
 than I had seen him at Oriel, was in a handsome 
 uniform. It chimed in with my earliest recollections, 
 for the frequent demonstrations of the volunteers in 
 the Market Place had imparted a military character 
 to my native town. The future baronet was now
 
 DOMUS, URBS, ET FORMA LOCORUM. 179 
 
 exceedingly kind and courteous to both of us, and 
 my father came away much pleased that he had not 
 been forgotten. 
 
 At a subsequent visit to Gainsborough I found 
 a new church building, in what we used to call 
 the Back Lane, under the auspices of Sir Charles 
 Anderson. It was, and is, characteristic of the era ; 
 the dedication to the Holy Trinity, the plan cruci- 
 form ; half the population of the town attached to it, 
 and an endowment of ioo/., against the 6oo/. of the 
 old church. 
 
 There is a third church there now, built, or rather 
 building, by the Lord of the Manor, near the bridge, 
 and characteristic of the period ; the eastern half of 
 a spacious and lofty brick church. All that is now 
 done or immediately contemplated is full of promise to 
 those who come after us. The Church of St. John the 
 Divine, Gainsborough, with clergy-house, parsonage, 
 sexton's house, teachers' room, boys' school, girls' 
 school, and infants' school, form the subject of some 
 beautiful wood engravings in the ' Builder ' of June 
 28, 1884. 
 
 South of Lea, on the same side of the river, were 
 some gentle eminences, commanding the windings of 
 the Trent, and looking a good way into Notting- 
 hamshire. The Gainsborough folks went there for 
 picnics. I remember one at a pretty sort of chateau, 
 which might be a ' folly,' but which has left a very 
 bright impression on my memory. ' Nature,' I read, 
 ' has been rather niggard of her gifts to Lincolnshire ; ' 
 but it was not a Lincolnshire man who wrote that. 
 
 I have noticed with pain a general change which 
 
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 i8o OUR WALKS AND WANDERINGS. 
 
 I commend to the consideration of the good people 
 who think it possible to educate children by the 
 agency of departments and codes. In my earlier 
 days much mechanical and other industrial work 
 was done in open places, in thoroughfares, and 
 with nothing to prevent either old or young from 
 satisfying a simple and healthy curiosity. I used to 
 delight in watching the shipbuilding at my native 
 town, and from one of my own letters of the date, 
 lying before me, I gather that I was sometimes 
 allowed to ascend the zigzag ways and see the in- 
 sides of the ship while building. At my last visit 
 not only were the shipbuilding yards shut in, but a 
 considerable length of shore was occupied by enclosed 
 timber-yards, so that it was impossible to get to the 
 river without a long walk first. 
 
 The children of these days see beautiful objects in 
 the shop-windows and elsewhere, but they do not see 
 how they are made. In a town they do not even see 
 the interior of a carpenter's shop, or of a wheelwright's, 
 or of a blacksmith's, or of any other trade. They can, 
 therefore, acquire no ideas, let alone manual dexterity, 
 except through the lifeless and hazy medium of 
 books, the teaching of which they have often to un- 
 learn before they can learn what to them is real truth. 
 
 We could not go about the town without learning 
 much of England and of the world, for it was the 
 point where several extensive lines of inland navi- 
 gation communicated with the tidal water. It was 
 the port for some large ironworks at Rotherham 
 and that neighbourhood. I watched for a long time 
 he rolling of shot along a funnel, dropping one by
 
 BRIDGES AND CANNON-BALLS. 181 
 
 one with a thud into a ship's hold, to be used fool- 
 ishly at Washington, or in vain at New Orleans. 
 During the later years of the Great War as much 
 as 300 tons of cannon-shot and shell passed weekly 
 through Gainsborough, chiefly from the Butterley 
 Works. Going down town one day we met a large 
 crowd, in the midst of which walked slowly two men 
 covered with blood, a sad spectacle. They had been 
 transferring from canal boats to a sea-going ship the 
 pieces of a cast-iron bridge going out to India. This 
 was a present to the Newab of Oude from the East 
 India Company. A piece had fallen from the crane, 
 and one of the poor fellows that I saw died a few days 
 after. In 1815 and 1 8 16, Vauxhall Bridge, cast at 
 Butterley, was shipped for London at Gainsborough 
 in twenty-seven vessels. 
 
 The town was not so large but that everybody 
 was known. Everybody knew me there, and when 
 we came to Derby I was painfully impressed with the 
 fact that nobody did. On St. Thomas's Day a table 
 was set at the kitchen door, and on it a plate of silver 
 and a dish of copper. The poor and many who 
 were not quite poor came up in endless procession, 
 and received 2d. or 6d. as might be. I think I remem- 
 ber that it cost us four or five pounds, and it must 
 have cost some houses of more pretension a good 
 deal more.
 
 1 82 THE MILL ON THE FLOSS. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXI. 
 
 THE MILL ON THE FLOSS. 
 
 I HAD never read ' The Mill on the Floss ' till in the 
 last stage of this work I felt it a positive duty to com- 
 pare my impressions of the place and people with the 
 author's. It is really unpardonable in any English- 
 man of the period not to have read George Eliot's 
 tales, and nothing remains but to explain how one 
 could be guilty of so great an omission and so 
 gratuitous a loss. I cannot conceal that I had a 
 constitutional weakness on the point. A very clever 
 novel has always been to me vultus nimium lubricus 
 aspiti. I have dreaded its fascinating and absorbing 
 power. What if it should carry me off my legs 
 altogether, so that I could never recover footing and 
 be my own master again ? It was like my old fear 
 of laughing-gas. In 1828 I was set upon by some 
 clever literary ladies, who were shocked at my not 
 having read ' Pelham.' I hope I was not prevailed 
 upon to promise that I would, for I have not read it. 
 In the course of my long life I cannot have read 
 more than a dozen novels. Newman devoured them ; 
 so did Whately ; so did Christie ; so, I think, did 
 all who would be worth mention in my time ; but 
 I did not. This was especially the case during the 
 whole period in which George Eliot's tales were 
 coming out ; I was then more than ever engaged, dis-
 
 ' THE RIPPLE. ' 183 
 
 tracted, and under continual obligation to husband 
 my strength and my time. 
 
 However, I have now read every page of the book 
 before me, in the very pretty cabinet edition published 
 for the express benefit of poor monocular and pur- 
 blind creatures like myself. I am sorry to find that 
 there is a great gulf, I know not what or how, between 
 the new creation and my old memories. Of course, 
 I have to bear in mind that I left Gainsborough in 
 1815, when not yet nine, and have only paid short 
 passing visits, at long intervals, since the last of 
 them thirty-three years ago. I have to confess, too, 
 that I never put my foot on the side of the river 
 opposite the town, and am, therefore, not in a condition 
 to deny the existence of picturesque scenery, hills, 
 ' deeps,' fir trees, stone quarries, and lovers' walks. 
 But I have all my life been under the impression 
 there was just nothing there, nothing that a high tide 
 might not leave several feet under water. 
 
 In my recollection there was no tributary of the 
 Trent near Gainsborough, for the river there was 
 much more apt to give than to receive. The Idle 
 and the Don, both of them long ago canalised, fall 
 into the Trent miles below Gainsborough. So the 
 ' Ripple ' with its water mill, its water rights, and its own 
 system of irrigation is utterly incompatible with my 
 recollections. Unless I am very much at fault, there 
 could not be any pretence of such litigation. There 
 was, indeed, a controversy, not so much practical as 
 curious and scientific, on the possible effect of the 
 great warping operations between Gainsborough and 
 Trent Falls upon the volume of tidal water. This was
 
 1 84 THE MILL ON THE FLOSS. 
 
 a question between the shipowners and the land- 
 owners. In my time there was no mill for grinding 
 corn at all within sight of the bridge ; the only mills 
 for this purpose being windmills, upon higher ground. 
 
 Then I must add that, if my ears tell rne right, 
 the dialect of the secondary personages in the story 
 is not that of Lincolnshire, as I know to my cost. 
 For many years after quitting Gainsborough for 
 Derby, I suffered much tribulation by retaining the 
 Lincolnshire accent and pronunciation, and by 
 exchanging it for Derbyshire just in time to carry 
 both, mixed up with some peculiarities of my own, 
 to Charterhouse, where they were not appreciated. 
 Moreover, I can remember no such people, no such 
 ways, and no such talk. 
 
 I must conclude that the author had but a slight 
 and casual knowledge of Gainsborough, and that she 
 has made a very peculiar Lincolnshire town the scene 
 of characters, manners, and customs more likely to 
 be found in the midland counties. It is no unusual 
 thing for a writer, compelled, as he must be, to draw 
 his knowledge of human nature from the people about 
 him, and his incidents and circumstances from his 
 own experience, to select some locality a long way 
 off in order to baffle attempts at identification, or for 
 some even slighter reason. Washington Irving had 
 reasons of his own for not placing his 'rainy day' and 
 his ' stout gentleman ' at Lichfield, where he actually 
 found them, and he accordingly planted them at 
 Derby just to get out of a little difficulty, and not 
 being much concerned for the reputation of the Derby 
 climate or manners.
 
 FROM GAINSBOROUGH TO DERBY, 185 
 
 CHAPTER XXXII. 
 
 A MIGRATION. 
 
 THE ' christening ' at Gainsborough was the last 
 appearance of our family there after a sojourn of 
 seventy or eighty years. On the previous Christmas 
 Day, my godfather, Mr. Rudsdall, and his wife had 
 dined with us, as I believe they had done for some 
 years on that day. When we were all in the drawing- 
 room youngers as well as elders my father said : 
 ' I've something to tell you that I know will grieve 
 you.' It was his intention to move to Derby. Our 
 guests could hardly believe my father serious. We 
 children had been told the news at nine that morn- 
 ing, as I bore in mind at the same day and hour the 
 following year. I remember my surprise, and how 
 impalpable and unformed the idea of a removal was 
 to me. It was going into space ; the loss and nega- 
 tion of everything I knew and loved of a material 
 and local character. 
 
 Gradually did we become familiarised with the 
 idea. Our new governess had never taken to Gains- 
 borough very warmly. I remember being disap- 
 pointed at the silence with which she received my 
 praises of the church one of Gibbs's and the organ, 
 and the river. She looked forward to Derby. We 
 were all anxious to learn what we could of our 
 adopted home. Gainsborough was becoming more
 
 1 86 A MIGRATION. 
 
 and more outside everything ; Derby was the very 
 centre. There had already been social currents 
 between the two places, lying on the same natural 
 water-course. Whenever there was a sudden flood 
 at Derby, the people there wrote to warn their 
 Gainsborough friends, who had time for cautionary 
 measures. We had seven months of preparation. 
 Long before the time came, my father's chief em- 
 ployes had gone to Derby before us, and had sent 
 back reports, like those returned by the spies. The 
 people were very big ; they could lift and carry 
 enormous loads ; and they ate and drank in propor- 
 tion. They even devoured their meat raw. That 
 they ate bacon raw I can answer for, for I have seen 
 it done in the shops frequently. Their speech and 
 manners were very rough, and they had to be gently 
 treated. At Gainsborough there was a great number 
 of old people going about, doing such work as they 
 could. A population in the high tide of youth and 
 strength loomed before us at Derby. 
 
 As much as three months before our migration 
 I find myself writing to a brother at school on the 
 marvels and curiosities of Derby. These had been 
 reported to us by my father after one of his flying 
 visits. Among them was the once famous Kedleston 
 water, that used to be brought into the town every 
 morning fresh from the spring. I suspect it has now 
 gone the way of most English mineral waters. Then 
 there was the ' Infirmary, planned and built by Mr. 
 Strutt' He certainly had the credit of its plan and 
 arrangements. When I became a subscriber and 
 occasional visitor many years after, I arrived at the
 
 DERBY INFIRMARY. 187 
 
 conclusion that I had never seen so much ingenuity, 
 and so little common sense. 
 
 Upon a second glance at what I have just written, 
 I feel that, without illustration, it will be thought 
 too strong. Well, here is an instance. Upon my 
 brother and myself walking into a spacious ' Con- 
 valescent Ward ' that is, a sitting-room for conval- 
 escents we found it quite empty. ' Where are the 
 convalescents ? Are there none ? ' we asked. The 
 answer was that they were in the kitchen, which they 
 found more comfortable. We went to the kitchen, 
 first noticing over the door : ' Patients strictly forbid- 
 den to enter the kitchen.' There were a good many 
 of them sitting about here and there ; some roasting 
 themselves at the fire, some assisting. ' Why are you 
 not in the Convalescent room ? ' we asked. Several 
 of them offered to explain why, and returned with 
 us to the room. There was no fireplace, and no 
 appearance of a warming-apparatus. But all round 
 the room there ran a footboard, with an easy slope, 
 covered with baize. It was explained to us that this 
 was made of tin, and was hollow for the reception 
 of steam. The convalescents were expected to sit 
 round the room, facing the wall, and, of course, all 
 with their backs to one another. They did not like 
 the plan ; it was unsociable. But this was not their 
 only objection. The tin footboard leaked in many 
 places, and could not be prevented from leaking. 
 The steam phizzed up their petticoats, they said, so 
 much, as to compel a frequent and immediate change 
 of clothing. There was no answer to this ; and we 
 had to leave them all in the kitchen, where they
 
 1 88 A MIGRATION. 
 
 seemed to be enjoying themselves, without being in 
 the way. 
 
 But I must go back, and return to Gainsborough. 
 The house had now to be dismantled for the removal, 
 and all we children were sent to the Bowlings at 
 Gunthorpe, a hamlet on the western bank of the 
 Trent, just within the southern boundary of the Isle 
 of Axholme, and a short walk from Epworth, John 
 Wesley's birth-place. 
 
 The ancient Isle of Axholme, like the Isle of 
 Thanet, the Isle of Athelney, the Isle of Ely, and 
 the Isle of Osney on the Isis, was originally more 
 insulated than an ordinary isle could be. Surrounded 
 by extensive marshes, frequently flooded and daily 
 overflowed by the tide, it could not be easily reached 
 by either land or water. When the water was at last 
 kept within bounds, and the dry land appeared, there 
 followed an extensive but dreary cultivation, with 
 homesteads few and far between. One result was 
 that if a good day's work had to be done, the working 
 parties had to be on the move at early dawn. It 
 must have been an Isle of Axholme farmer, I dare- 
 say a relative, whose men were under orders to begin 
 work at four in summer-time, and for this -purpose to 
 be on their road to it at early dawn. He heard them 
 starting for their work at four. Opening his window, 
 he called out to them: 'You may take the horses 
 back into the stable, my lads ; you've lost the day, 
 and may as well make a holiday of it.' 
 
 Occupying such a natural fastness, the ancient 
 inhabitants of the isle were slow to follow social or 
 political change, and they gave much trouble to
 
 THE BOWLINGS. 189 
 
 successive sovereigns of England. It is now repre- 
 sented by a thriving, though not picturesque, cluster 
 of villages standing at a gentle elevation out of a vast 
 and rather gloomy region, and in the middle of it. It 
 has always been divided and subdivided among many 
 small freeholders, making their way with difficulty. 
 They were always ready to revolt, and they finally 
 combined in a great agitation and costly litigation, 
 for all that appears, in order to enjoy as much as 
 possible the direct and indirect benefits of Vermuy- 
 den's draining operations, and contribute as little as 
 possible to the cost. 
 
 Timothy and Megget Bowling were my father's 
 relatives, very primitive people, and rather suggestive 
 of Tennyson's Lincolnshire farmer. They had a 
 London brother, James, who was in a large way of 
 business in the Borough then, whether now I know 
 not, a sort of trading Alsatia. Some years after this 
 my city friends took me to pay an afternoon visit there, 
 and we rambled over a large area, on which numerous 
 manufactures were in progress. A few weeks before 
 our migration James Bowling had come down to the 
 christening I have mentioned, for he was to be my 
 brother James's godfather. On this occasion he 
 brought down a large box of comfits and ' sweeties,' 
 of all flavours, forms, and colours. He brought down, 
 too, a curricle, the most dangerous vehicle that ever 
 folly could devise. A gig is not the safest of 
 vehicles, but it has two shafts, and only one horse. 
 The curricle, running on two wheels, had only one 
 pole, and two horses, and they were supposed to be 
 kept in subjection by a cross-bar over thei*- shoulders
 
 190 A MIGRATION, 
 
 attached to the pole, and doing the duty of a double 
 yoke. It was commonly said that the vehicle re- 
 quired two servants. One of the two brothers I 
 forget which had a fit on the day of the christening, 
 and had to be bled. It must be this incident, which is 
 still distinct before my eyes, that threw the ceremony 
 into the shade. 
 
 At Gunthorpe we found ourselves in a paradise 
 of hot buttered cakes, cheese-cakes, new milk, and 
 honey. Miss Holt, however, had a disappointment. 
 She had been told our relatives were large growers 
 of potatoes for the London market, and she hoped to 
 get that very precious thing, a good potato. But 
 though the Bowlings loaded from a stage whole 
 shiploads of potatoes for London, as I saw myself 
 some years afterwards, they made a point of con- 
 suming the faulty ones at home. 
 
 I, too, had my paradise a little marred, for I went 
 headlong down some stone steps into a cellar, and 
 got a bump on my skull^not quite gone to this day. 
 It must have been the night after this accident that, 
 upon my going to bed, my kind host came in to 
 press 'a night cap' upon me. This was a tumbler of 
 hot rum and water. The night was very hot, and 
 the attic very stuffy. Small as I was I could scarcely 
 sit up in bed without knocking my head against the 
 slope of the low ceiling. Whether it was the proper 
 remedy for a cracked skull I leave to those better 
 informed. But the human race has survived many 
 infallible specifics, and I live to tell the tale of that 
 hot rum and water.
 
 LINI SEGES. 191 
 
 The flax harvest was being pressed on in all its 
 stages. There were fields still green, and with the 
 pretty blue flower here and there. Strong men were 
 pulling up the plant by the roots. As I remember, 
 there was a machine at work. It must have been 
 separating the seed pods while still green. Within 
 a few yards of the house was one of Vermuyden's 
 broad dykes. The surface of the sluggish stream 
 was covered with flax, upon which were laid sods of 
 earth to keep the flax under water. As the pulp 
 of the stalk rotted, the water was poisoned, and 
 the eels had just sense and strength to get out of the 
 water and lie on the sods. My oldest brother brought 
 home several large specimens in great triumph. The 
 poor people about said they were not the worse for 
 eating, and took them accordingly. They were only 
 intoxicated. 
 
 A donkey became the centre of attraction. He 
 had to be mounted quickly, for he would not wait. 
 We had all of us a few slides over his hind-quarters. 
 We performed gymnastic feats in a large barn full of 
 straw. We roamed over the yard and outhouses in 
 quest of new-laid eggs. 
 
 All this time Napoleon was on board the ' Bellero- 
 phon ' in Torbay, and people were already saying that 
 St. Helena was the only place for him. 
 
 A few years after this my oldest brother called 
 at Gunthorpe, and was kindly welcomed. ' Thee's 
 waxen ith carcass, but thee's the same ith feace.' 
 The ' bairns,' as the old lady described her sons about 
 fifty years of age, were ' in the field.' At Gainsborough
 
 192 A MIGRATION. 
 
 we were often called 'the bairns,' but oftener 'the 
 childer.' Is this an ancient plural, or only a cor- 
 ruption of ' children ' ? 
 
 Of these ' bairns ' I remember two little incidents, 
 dating, I suppose, not earlier than my own lifetime. 
 Timothy, not my brother James's godfather, having 
 to send a letter to Gainsborough, could not find a 
 sheet of letter paper either at home or anywhere in 
 his neighbourhood. So he wrote on the back of one 
 of Mr. Bish's lottery announcements which then 
 found their way into every house in the kingdom. 
 At another time, having to walk home from Gains- 
 borough in the rain, he purchased an umbrella, the 
 first time in his life. Upon approaching his own 
 hamlet he felt so ashamed of the feminine contrivance 
 that he folded it up, and so walked home with it in 
 an increasing downfall. 
 
 Long before this, as I now find from one of my 
 father's letters, he had not himself been so readily 
 recognised for one of the family. In 1804 he wrote 
 from town : 
 
 The other night I went to Bowling's. He was out. I asked 
 for Miss Bowling, was desired to walk in, and very soon she 
 came down stairs. ' How do you do, Rebecca? I hope you are 
 well.' ' Pretty well, thank you, sir. I have not the pleasure of 
 knowing you.' ' Pooh ! look again.' ' You are a perfect 
 stranger to me, sir.' ' My name is Mozley, of Gainsborough.' 
 ' No such thing, sir. I know all the Mozleys of Gainsborough, 
 and you are not one of them.' She walked to the door, and 
 was going to leave me, thinking me some impostor. ' Now, 
 Rebecca, I really am Henry Mozley? I looked very serious. 
 She then burst into tears. ' Now you look serious, sir, I 
 perceive a faint resemblance to what you used to be.' She 
 seemed much affected. I drank tea with her, stopped near two 
 hours, and promised to call again before I left London.
 
 A SIMPLE REMEDY. 193 
 
 At that time my father had only just completed his 
 thirty-first year, and appears to have changed beyond 
 the poor lady's recognition. A long and serious illness 
 in early youth may have altered his complexion. It 
 was something amiss with the blood, which would not 
 flow even at the call of the lancet. My father went to 
 town to consult Dr. Bailey. Upon hearing the case, 
 the doctor said, ' Well, sir, you've come all this way to 
 see me, and no doubt you expect to have to undergo 
 a good deal of medical treatment. But you might 
 have saved yourself this trouble and cost by going to 
 a blacksmith's shop, and drinking a little daily from 
 the small cistern at his side in which he cools his irons. 
 You wouldn't like to drink out of that, for the fellows 
 spit into it ; but what I shall give you will be the same 
 thing.' My father followed the prescription, and soon 
 recovered. 
 
 My father finally returned from Derby to conduct 
 our migration. His stock and furniture, and his 
 workpeople with their families more than a hundred 
 head he had sent on by the canals. The next 
 letter in my exercise-book is addressed to a sup- 
 posed friend less than a fortnight after our journey. 
 The most noticeable incident in it is thus told : 
 
 From Retford we went to Mansfield, where papa saw a 
 barouche, which he ordered to take us to Alfreton. Henry 
 was quite delighted, and he said we should have plenty of 
 room. I thought so too, but I was mistaken, for we were 
 very much crammed in it. 
 
 The attraction of course -was the four horses. 
 
 A week after, still in that memorable month of 
 August, I describe our new house and All Saints' 
 
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 194 A MIGRATION, 
 
 Church, with the Cavendish monuments, adding an 
 invidious comparison with the four other churches 
 then the only four others. 
 
 In this same letter I mention that all the elders 
 of the family had gone to the races, six days after 
 our arrival in the town. I lament in the letter that 
 not having gone myself I cannot describe them. It 
 must have been the next year, 1816, that my father 
 took me to the races. He secured with both hands 
 a good place at the rope, and I peeped through the 
 first rank as well as I could. A fellow ran from the 
 opposite side and asked my father to take one hand 
 off the rope that he might make his way through. 
 My father complied. The fellow immediately sprang 
 up between my father and the rope, thrusting him 
 thereby into the hinder rank. My father exclaimed, 
 ' Do you call that honourable ? ' The fellow replied, 
 ' All's fair on a racecourse.' I was then in my tenth 
 year, and I have never gone to a race since. 
 
 In the next month after our arrival at Derby, 
 having just completed my ninth year, I might con- 
 sider that I had had experiences, and that I could 
 measure decline and foresee fall. Under date 
 September 27, 1815, I find : 
 
 Your friends at Gainsborough will, I hope, escape the fate 
 that seems to attend many of its inhabitants, for surely never 
 place went so rapidly to decay. You did well in leaving it, and 
 if you like London as well as I do Derby you will have no reason 
 to complain of the choice you have made. 
 
 While quite ready to appreciate the energy, the 
 prosperity, and the ' go ' of Derby in the comparison 
 with the decaying river port we had left I was not so
 
 LOSSES AND GAINS. 195 
 
 ready to bear with the inevitable cost. The common 
 people we met in the streets did not make way for 
 us, or give us the wall. They stood in groups, 
 filling up the pavement, and compelling us to take to 
 the gutter. This appeared to me to mark low breed- 
 ing, indeed inferior civilisation. I did not remember 
 that everybody knew our faces at Gainsborough, and 
 nobody at Derby. Nor did I consider that there 
 were no manufactures at Gainsborough, and conse- 
 quently no reason why at certain hours the population 
 should lounge about the pavements, and there discuss 
 the news of the day with their friends. For some 
 years I remained under a fixed impression that the 
 people of Derby, if not intentionally insolent, were 
 exceedingly rude. 
 
 The losses and gains of the removal were both 
 great, but I find by these letters as well as by my re- 
 collections that the gains rapidly preponderated. We 
 had no longer the solemn loneliness of the dull and 
 remote town, with its Trent, its 'eagre,' its Old Hall- 
 John of Gaunt's, as we always called it its Saxon 
 and Danish traditions. But Derby introduced us to a 
 tributary river, mutre pulckra filia pulckrior, to moun- 
 tain scenery, to Matlock and Dovedale, either of them 
 the rival of Tempe, to Roman antiquities, and to the 
 very street where within living memory the monarchy 
 of the Normans, Plantagenets, Tudors, and Stuarts 
 had made its last show, and, at the roll of the drum, 
 had retreated northward, never to return again. 
 
 The period of seventy years is generally imagined 
 as likely to tax the memory, and to destroy anything 
 like a personal link between one age and another. 
 
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 196 SOME EMPLOYES. 
 
 The Captivity of Judah was for seventy years. All 
 the New Testament, except the writings ascribed to 
 the Beloved Apostle, is contained within that period. 
 The Norman and Lancaster dynasties each lasted 
 about seventy years. It was not so much from the 
 accession of Charles I. to the Great Revolution. 
 When we came to Derby in 1815 it was just seventy 
 years after the rebellion of 1745, and there were old 
 people who talked about it. Our family had sojourned 
 at Gainsborough for rather more than seventy years ; 
 and it is now exactly that period since our migration, 
 which I remember well, and of which I have now 
 before me a record in my own hand, in a series of 
 letters written before and after the journey. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXIII. 
 
 SOME EMPLOYES. 
 
 IN the migration I have described, which indeed I 
 described in an imaginary letter a few days after the 
 event, were not a few who had been in the service of 
 my father from their boyhood, and who lived and died 
 in it. Several had been apprenticed to my father, and 
 in that capacity they now came to Derby, though I 
 seem to remember that it was distinctly offered to 
 them that, if they did not like the move, they might 
 have their indentures cancelled. This would be just 
 at the time their services were becoming valuable ; 
 but they preferred to remain with my father. All of
 
 JOHN AUCKLAND. 197 
 
 these, that I remember, rose to eminence in the trade 
 in lines of their own. 
 
 The central and abiding figure at my father's office 
 was the foreman of the printers within my knowledge 
 a unique character. This was John Auckland, a strong 
 politician, and, I believe, in due time member of ' the 
 House of Lords ' that is, the organised five hundred 
 who nominated and returned the members for the 
 borough of Derby. I never failed to pay him a visit 
 the day after a return home, and he was always pre- 
 pared with some curiosity to present to me. 
 
 My father happened to be in town at the time of 
 Perceval's assassination, 1812, and from a letter written 
 probably the day after, it would appear that he feared 
 the news might get too great a hold on my mother's 
 imagination, for she was always very nervous. ' I 
 need not say anything about Perceval. The papers 
 will tell you all.' 
 
 From his next letter it is evident that John Auck- 
 land had been improving the occasion in his own way, 
 and that something he had said had reached my mother. 
 Writing on May 19, my father says : 
 
 I will venture to say this bloody act has made more noise in 
 the country than in London. In the former the adage says a 
 wonder lasts nine days. In the latter I really think it lasts only 
 as many hours. People are too much engaged to think of 
 anything but business. I will give Auckland a lecture when I 
 come home. I assure you it is no uncommon thing here to 
 hear a person say, ' If a dozen or two more of them were shot, 
 it would be pro bono publico? 
 
 John Auckland was at once methodical and eccen- 
 tric, social and very singular. How many an hour 
 have I stood by and listened, with kindness rather than
 
 198 SOME EMPLOYES. 
 
 assent, to his strenuous, if not quite vigorous, denun- 
 ciation of persons and things. Among other oddities, 
 he was never known to sit either at work or at meals. 
 He was Par ens deorum cut tor et infrequens, and when 
 religion was touched upon, generally replied that he 
 had heard Mr. Hope preach an excellent sermon on the 
 death of the Princess Charlotte. 
 
 He had been all his life with the family, and on his 
 last appearance at the annual supper of the employes,. 
 when my eldest nephew was present, he said he had 
 now served under five generations of Mozleys, and he 
 had found them all good masters. 
 
 He had had to fill many vacancies, and he had early 
 made a hard and fast rule in dealing with applications. 
 He would never let into the office either a Methodist 
 or a man with a squint. One Methodist at least he 
 had to tolerate, for it was the man who had taken my 
 father to Kirton school in 1782. My brother John 
 saw John Auckland the day of his death. What had 
 passed I know not, but he said very solemnly, ' I die 
 in the faith of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy 
 Ghost' 
 
 The foreman's brother, Bilbury Auckland (whence 
 the name I know not), was a very simple child of 
 nature. One of his sayings my memory cften reverts 
 to with pleasure. It was that ' Mr. Tom do most 
 favour his worthy father.' 
 
 Two of my father's workpeople and fellow-towns- 
 men presented a remarkable contrast. The old hand- 
 press required little skill, and therefore yielded poor 
 wages. It was the lowest-paid man's work in a pub- 
 lishing office. One of the pressmen was never quite
 
 TWO WORKMEN. 199 
 
 satisfied with his weekly receipts. He had always 
 calculated them, but was apt to make a little mistake 
 in his own favour. It was excusable, for he was an 
 honest, hard-working man, and never got so much as a 
 pound in the week, sometimes much less. Battling 
 about farthings, he resolved to save farthings. He 
 saved and saved. His wife took in washing and 
 chared. The whole family became familiar names 
 in our household, though not so interesting as the old 
 Methodist's wife. The pressman asked my father to 
 take charge of his savings, paying interest, which 
 accumulated. Going on for many years, this ended 
 in my father holding many hundred pounds. He 
 then told the man that he did not require the loan 
 himself, and did not wish to hold the money at the 
 convenience of the lender. He must find another 
 investment. This he did, and in the end left i,5oo/. 
 for his widow, son, and daughter, making my brother 
 John his executor. 
 
 The very opposite of the poor hard-working press- 
 man was a binder, who could easily and regularly earn 
 two, and even three guineas a week. The families, I 
 think, were about the same in number. He had never 
 a shilling he could call his own. He was always in 
 small difficulties. For the marriage of a daughter, for 
 a doctor's bill, or at the slightest pinch, he would ask 
 the loan of a few pounds. We used to hear that he 
 was extravagant, that his daughters were fine ladies, 
 and that they dressed above their station. He had a 
 piano and a carpet in his parlour. This went on to 
 the last. He never got his head above water, and 
 died penniless. What excellent stock for a wholesome
 
 200 SOME EMPLOYES. 
 
 moral tale upon the advantages of thrift and the folly 
 of extravagance ! 
 
 But truth does not allow me to stop here. The 
 pressman's savings did no good to his family. One of 
 his children took a public-house, became a drunkard, 
 went out of his mind, and died in an asylum. The 
 other went out of sight. On the other hand, the 
 daughters of the binder married well, gained some- 
 thing upon their father's rank, and never missed his 
 earnings. He had invested not for them, but upon 
 them, and in his case it answered. 
 
 My father had several travellers, who remained in 
 his service so long as to become household words, 
 though the very nature of their employment allowed 
 us youngers only a very occasional sight of them. 
 A letter came one day from Lancaster I think it 
 was to say that Mr. Mackenzie had been taken with 
 cholera there, and that he wished to see my father 
 or my brother John immediately. A day had already 
 been lost through some mischance. My brother went 
 to Lancaster, only to find the poor man dead, after 
 expressing much disappointment that no one had 
 come from Derby. He had no relations that he or 
 any one knew of, and he had now died without a will, 
 leaving 4,000!., part in my father's hands. 
 
 In due time there came a note from the ' Bell 
 Inn ' at Derby from an official of the Consistory 
 Court at Lichfield, requesting my father to call upon 
 him on the subject. My father went to the inn. The 
 waiter anticipated him : ' There's a gentleman here 
 who has been enquiring after you,' and took him to 
 the stranger's room. Upon my father entering the
 
 TWO TRAVELLERS. 201 
 
 room, he was received not by the official, but by 
 Captain MacArthur, who, after travelling some years 
 for him, had left him near forty years before this, and, 
 getting a commission, had served in the Peninsular 
 War. He was now, of course, an old man, and had 
 come to Derby simply to see my father and exchange 
 memories. He had nothing to ask, though, as he 
 said, he was in straitened circumstances, and alone 
 in the world. He was much pleased to talk over old 
 times with my father, and he made himself very 
 agreeable ; but he left a melancholy impression, and 
 cannot have been happy. 
 
 Not very long after, he was found dead, as if he 
 had lost himself at night-fall, in the muddy and rocky 
 beach of a southern watering-place. His few effects 
 came to my father, including a number of old books 
 (odd volumes), purchased at book-stalls, with the Cap- 
 tain's comments here and there in the margin. The 
 other traveller's estate, of course, lapsed to the Crown. 
 
 My father was one day accosted by an insinuating 
 Irishman, who represented that he had come with 
 wife and children to look for work ; that he could 
 not find it, and that he was ready to try his hand at 
 anything. 'Well,' said my father, Til see what I can 
 find for you to do.' He came, and was set to look 
 after the stove and do porter's work. He became 
 handy at his work, and throve upon it. His wages, 
 his figure, his dress improved ; his family increased, 
 and his wife was a changed creature. She, too, had 
 been regularly employed for what she could do. 
 
 After several years an acquaintance warned my 
 father that some one, probably an impostor, was
 
 202 SOME EMPLOYES. 
 
 going about the town representing herself as one of 
 Mr. Mozley's workpeople, working at very low wages 
 inadequate to the support of her family. It was then 
 found that the woman, hearing how much was got 
 by her countrywomen in that way, had been tempted 
 to share that harvest. Disguising herself in rags 
 and dirt, she had crept out in the dusk of the evening, 
 and, going at once to distant parts of the town, had 
 pursued the trade of a beggar, with a plausible story. 
 There could be no doubt that the husband knew 
 what she did, and there was no alternative but to 
 discharge them both an act which, even under these 
 circumstances, would, I am sure, give my father very 
 great pain. 
 
 In one respect Gainsborough was like the rest 
 of England, and like what England will probably 
 remain for many a year to come. One of my father's 
 workpeople became a member of a friendly society 
 there before he was twenty, for aid in sickness, and 
 for good permanent pay after sixty whether for 
 burial I do not remember. It was his boast through 
 life that he paid regularly, and had never drawn a six- 
 pence from the club. He had occasional ailments, 
 and was off work, but he made efforts, and could 
 still boast. Expecting his annuity, he made no other 
 provision. In his sixtieth year, when he was looking 
 forward to a partial remission of work, the club broke. 
 He came to my father to ask if there was any remedy ; 
 but there were no assets, all had been squandered 
 or muddled away. The poor man had to stick to his 
 work as much as he had ever done and perhaps it 
 was the best for him.
 
 SEEING AN OLD YEAR OUT. 203 
 
 A daughter of our old Gainsborough nurse came 
 with us to Derby. The new world must have turned 
 her head. She put us all to bed in broad daylight, 
 that she might be off on her own rounds ; and she 
 nearly killed herself by attempting to live on burnt 
 outsides of bread and vinegar, in order to fine down 
 a somewhat too ruddy complexion. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXIV. 
 
 OUR BEGINNING AT DERBY. 
 
 I FIND myself informing an imaginary friend, on 
 St. Thomas's Day, 1815, that New Year's Day was 
 but little regarded in Derby. I was evidently minded 
 that times and seasons should not pass without note. 
 So on the last day of this remarkable year I made a 
 snow mountain, and stood on the top of it for near 
 an hour in the dusk, meditating on the vicissitudes of 
 human life, and the rising and falling of nations. I 
 cannot remember anything very prophetic in my 
 conclusions. Certainly I did not foresee the very 
 long peace we had then entered on. There is 
 some excuse for this blank in my recollections. I 
 remember nothing, probably because I foresaw no- 
 thing, and I foresaw nothing because for thirty-three 
 years nothing came to pass. Excepting the estab- 
 lishment of a new dynasty in France, and the dis- 
 solution of the union between its two incompatible
 
 204 OUR BEGINNING AT DERBY. 
 
 neighbours, there was hardly a single event out of 
 England to excite much interest in this country. 
 
 It is not too much to say that during that long 
 period there were no foreign affairs, no colonial affairs, 
 no American affairs, that people cared to talk or to 
 write about. To be sure, the South Americans were 
 struggling for independence, and the Neapolitans for 
 constitutional government ; but we could only look 
 on, for we could do nothing. Any man who had the 
 credit of knowing anything of foreign affairs was 
 pointed as an exceptional, if not absolutely eccentric, 
 personage. It required considerable force to get any 
 foreign topic noticed in the papers, which for months 
 together confined themselves to the three corners 
 of the Isle, with an occasional lamentation on the 
 chronic maladies of Ireland. 
 
 Since writing the above, it has occurred to me to 
 ask where I got my inspirations, shadowy and form- 
 less as they must have been. I cannot doubt. Miss 
 Holt, who had now been our governess nearly a 
 twelvemonth, was devoted to Rollin. Together, we 
 all read through his 'Ancient History,' and she made 
 with her own hand a compendium of the whole, which 
 I retained for many years indeed, till quite lately. 
 The book itself I possess, and in referring to it I find 
 in the second paragraph of the Preface the keynote 
 of these meditations : 
 
 But it highly concerns us to know by what method these 
 empires were founded ; the steps by which they rose to the 
 exalted pitch of grandeur we so much admire ; what it was that 
 constituted their true glory and felicity, and the causes of their 
 declension and fall. 
 
 Miss Holt was with us about four years, from
 
 MISS HOLT. 205 
 
 early in 1815 to late in 1818. Would that she had 
 stayed longer. Most of us were in her hands at 
 one time or other. I was for nearly the whole time 
 she was with us. Besides Rollin, we read aloud 
 ' Plutarch's Lives,' and we did a good deal with the 
 ' Travels of Anacharsis.' We read Clark's ' Travels.' 
 I suppose, to compare ancient with modern accounts 
 of the same regions. Somehow I became well ac- 
 quainted with Tooke's ' Diversions of Purley.' We 
 got through an immense quantity of work. All 
 through the year, winter and summer alike, we were 
 up and at work at six. To ensure it, we had to 
 knock at my mother's bedroom door to report our- 
 selves, before All Saints' chimes stopped, under a 
 penalty. We read and did lessons for an hour, 
 and then walked for an hour, returning to breakfast 
 at eight. 
 
 With a daily routine of alternate study and exer- 
 cise, beginning punctually at 6 A.M., and continued to 
 6 P.M., there was a well grounded apprehension that 
 the weaker members of the family might be caught 
 napping, or lounging. A danger so insidious and so 
 fatal to character had to be anticipated. There was 
 only one stuffed armchair in the house, and that was 
 far from luxurious. At our lessons we all sat on cane- 
 bottomed chairs, the size of a small plate, with per- 
 pendicular backs. They were supposed to make the 
 sitters as upright and vigilant as themselves. A year 
 or two after his marriage, my father had bought at 
 Siddons two sofas and a dozen drawing-room chairs, 
 in the semi-classic style that went quite out of fashion 
 half a century ago and has since come back. He
 
 206 OUR BEGINNING AT DERBY. 
 
 gave a hundred guineas for the suite. I defy even 
 the most lethargic subject to steal a five minutes' 
 doze on either the sofas or the chairs. I am told I 
 must correct this statement as far as the sofas are 
 concerned, for that, as a matter of fact, they were a 
 good deal slept upon. That is true ; but it was by 
 ladies, who arrange cushions and go to bed on a 
 sofa, as indeed they could do on the floor. Gentle- 
 men never do this. What they do is worse, because 
 more ensnaring, and not in the proper form. They 
 bury themselves in an easy-chair, drop their chins 
 into their chests, and seek a five minutes' repose, end- 
 ing perhaps in an hour. The result is they spoil 
 their figures and their night's rest. So much, how- 
 ever, for the very artistic and uncomfortable sofas. 
 Now for the chairs. The construction of their backs 
 must have been on the principle that made the 
 Romans warn the judge on his seat, the guest at 
 the banquet, and the victor in his triumphal car, not 
 to be carried away by the sensations of the hour. 
 
 Such a regime, inflicted alike on the teacher and 
 the taught indeed, more inevitably on the former 
 was too much for the poor governess, who was 
 always complaining of headache, but who ne'/er 
 rested, unless it were to write gushing letters to 
 some one of her schoolfellows of Scarsdale House, 
 Kensington, or to let out to her eldest pupil the 
 deeper impressions already left by her own brief 
 experience. She bore the most affectionate regards 
 for all the family she had left upon coming to us, 
 including one rather too old to be a pupil, the future 
 contractor for the Admiralty Pier at Dover. It was
 
 PUNGENTEM RUSTICUS UNGIT. 207 
 
 his first wife, by the bye, who taught me backgam- 
 mon, a game I strongly recommend to all who are at 
 all likely to pass many evenings tete-d-tete. 
 
 My eldest sister went from Miss Holt's hands to 
 Mrs. Parish, a very able and sensible woman, with a 
 dozen or a score pupils at Kensington. She told my 
 father she had never had a pupil better grounded. 
 
 I had always the warmest affection and the 
 deepest respect for Miss Holt. The last sentiment 
 will not be doubted when I mention that she once 
 flogged me three times round the table till I had 
 swallowed a piece of beef gristle I was making 
 mouths at. The orders were that nothing was to 
 be left on the plate. 
 
 We were repeatedly reminded of the two prisoners 
 shut up in a dungeon, and supplied daily with a two- 
 pound loaf. One ate the crust, the other the crumb. 
 In a few months the latter had wasted to death, the 
 former was well and strong. 
 
 On another occasion Miss Holt made me repro- 
 duce the whip I had hidden under a bed, and imme- 
 diately used it upon me. What rankled in me much 
 longer, upon my keeping her some time in the door- 
 way while I was scraping my shoes, she said, ' Come 
 in, you puppy.' I have not yet satisfied myself 
 whether the sting of the rebuke consisted in my 
 deserving it, or not. 
 
 I venture to offer a piece of advice to the people 
 who very properly wish to be remembered long, 
 gratefully, affectionately, and respectfully. It is that 
 for this purpose they must not confine their friendship 
 to services of a simply and immediately agreeable
 
 208 OUR BEGINNING AT DERBY. 
 
 character. They must make themselves sometimes 
 unpleasant, very unpleasant. They must hit hard, 
 cut deep, leave aches and sores, dark shades in the 
 bright retrospect, some bitters in the fount of sweets. 
 Mere kindness, pure sympathy, melt away like the 
 morning mist in a common memory. 
 
 A man may give all his strength, all his time, all 
 his money, all his influence, to any that ask or want, 
 till he is left as bare as a Maypole on a winter's day. 
 The persons benefited, if really benefited, by the 
 sacrifice, even if they understand what has been 
 done, which is not always the case, cease to be 
 grateful for it, if ever grateful, the moment they have 
 exhausted what they have received. They then 
 invariably hate with bitter, yet not wholly unreason- 
 able, hatred the man who has given so much, and can 
 now give no more. They hate him as they do the 
 field of which they have worked out the strength, 
 or the well they have pumped dry. The momentary 
 satisfaction is now replaced and obliterated by con- 
 tinual and increasing disappointment. 
 
 It is quite impossible for a hungry man to re- 
 member with pleasure the dinners he ate long ago, 
 or the kind words which could now be only repeated 
 in vain. On the other hand it is impossible to forget 
 blows, whether mental or bodily, hard words of 
 censure or reproach, or temporary coldnesses or 
 estrangements. So the sour ought to be mixed with 
 the sweet if the sweet itself is to be remembered. 
 
 A time will come when it will be as pleasant to 
 dwell on the one as on the other, and when the 
 sum of a happy remembrance will be immeasurably
 
 GOVERNESSES. 209 
 
 enhanced by the sense that the summing-up is an 
 act of condonation as well as of gratitude, that it 
 implies virtue in the rememberer as well as in the 
 remembered, and that its true account is to be found 
 in a higher state of things than in that which is 
 fraught with so many apparent inconsistencies. 
 
 I hope I have not wandered too far to be pre- 
 cluded from returning to Miss Holt. In spite of her 
 continual headaches she would have been glad to 
 remain with us. But the fact was my father did not 
 like her. He had not liked her predecessor, the 
 industrious, conscientious, and able Miss Balaam 
 how she came by such a name I cannot imagine. 
 She was dull when off her direct duties. This her 
 successor was not. But the circumstances of Miss 
 Holt's life had been against her. Her father was a 
 large miller and contractor for the army, at Lexden, 
 near Colchester. He had failed. In the days of her 
 prosperity she had gone to military balls, and she had 
 now a great deal to say about her partners, and what 
 she had supposed her little flirtations. She had much 
 to say about faces and figures, and manners and com- 
 plexions. She had evidently been anxious to make 
 a good impression. She must have tried to ascertain 
 from one of her former pupils what the said pupil's 
 brother, Mr. Henry Lee, of the Admiralty Pier, 
 thought of her, and had had to be content with the 
 common put-off that he thought her ' interesting.' 
 
 Now my good father had a horror of all this, 
 and when he found that poor Miss Holt, having no 
 one else to confide her cherished recollections to, had 
 made my sister Jane her confidante, he resolved to 
 
 VOL. I. P
 
 5io OUR BEGINNING AT DERBY. 
 
 put an end to the mischief. Perhaps a few words to 
 the poor governess might have done the work as 
 well, and without the cost of losing her. But she 
 went, and from that time it was mutual instruction, 
 masters, and schools. 
 
 I find my father calling upon Miss Holt in town 
 soon after her departure, and my mother directing 
 him to tell her that ' her pet James reads in the Bible 
 every Sunday night.' James would then be four years 
 and a half, the governess's godchild and pet, and able 
 to take his turn as the Bible was read verse by verse 
 round the family circle. Two years after this he had 
 made a further advance in the direction of his future 
 studies. Being 'told that my eldest sister, at Ken- 
 sington, had been confirmed by the Archbishop of 
 Canterbury, he exclaimed, ' I should like to see 
 Thomas a Becket, Archbishop of Canterbury.' 
 
 Between these two dates, when James was nearly 
 five years and a half, occurs his first signature, and it 
 seems to show that his penmanship had not kept 
 pace with his quick development of mind and 
 character. On February 27 all the brothers and 
 sisters affix their names to a letter of best wishes on 
 my eldest sister's birthday, she being now at Mrs. 
 Parish's. It is 'James X Mozley, his mark.' But 
 my brother James, though very well grown generally, 
 was neither handy nor Tro&as U>KVS. 
 
 We had not a unanimous welcome to Derby, 
 and one little incident had a lasting and disagree- 
 able effect. Mr. Torr, an old Gainsborough friend 
 of my father, had long before this left that town 
 for Liverpool. Some time before our migration he
 
 MR. TORRES WILL. 211 
 
 died, leaving a will, and my father executor. I con- 
 clude the will was then an old one. He had no 
 family, and he had left his property to be divided 
 amongst his relations. These were found to be con- 
 siderably over a hundred ; and a quarter of them had 
 gone to America, and elsewhere, and could not be 
 followed. It was necessary to advertise, to inquire, 
 and to wait for the result. Acting by the advice of 
 his lawyer, my father divided as much as it was safe 
 to divide, and reserved a portion for the costs of 
 inquiry, and for the chance of claimants turning up. 
 
 The recipients, some very distantly related, and 
 consequently not entitled to large shares, had soon 
 spent the money, and now heard there was more to 
 be divided. ' More, more,' is the cry of all such 
 people. When they were told the reason, they 
 replied that there was no chance of such and such 
 relatives being ever heard of again. Nobody had 
 heard of them for many years. 
 
 When my father left Gainsborough, the little 
 crowd of expectants went to the testator's other old 
 friends ; and one or two of them, to save themselves 
 trouble, referred them to a gentleman at Derby, who 
 would look well after their interest. Accordingly 
 they laid siege to the gentleman whom I have 
 denominated Gaius of Derby, and whose social posi- 
 tion I am told I have intentionally depreciated by 
 styling him a tradesman. The truth is my ideas are 
 apt to be maritime and international, and this was 
 an inland merchant. Gaius must have known who 
 my father was for years. One of his brothers had now 
 married, and brought to the neighbourhood of Derby, 
 
 r 2
 
 2i2 RED IT AGRICOLIS 
 
 one of the Miss Nettleships, our kind and dear friends. 
 With this brother, but with none of the others, we 
 had a warm and lasting friendship. 
 
 Gaius ought to have done nothing, said nothing, 
 without first consulting my father. On the contrary, 
 he disseminated these complaints about the town. 
 My father called him to account, and upon an expla- 
 nation he had to submit ; but there never was any 
 love lost between the two, even though, as I have 
 been reminded, they had sometimes to act together 
 in official duties. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXV. 
 
 CHANGE IN THE TOWN AND IN THE COUNTRY. 
 
 THE good people who fifty years ago talked so 
 sneeringly of progress, march of mind, diffusion of 
 knowledge, and the elevation of the classes, had 
 taken little heed of the new circumstances under which 
 an increasing part of the people were born and bred. 
 The population of the towns was everywhere increas- 
 ing, that of the country standing still or decreasing. 
 In a village, and even more in those numerous and 
 extensive districts where the habitations are too 
 scattered to form a village, there is change indeed, but 
 it is far from revolutionary, very seldom even progres- 
 sive. One year is like another. Every year Nature 
 wakes out of a long sleep, and repeats the most 
 magnificent of all performances meeting human eye. 
 The actors, who are also the spectators, rehearse their
 
 LABOR ACTUS IN ORBEM. 213 
 
 respective parts on this stage, generally observing 
 immemorial traditions. After a climax a triumph, 
 or a catastrophe the curtain drops, and Nature slum- 
 bers again. Life and death, health and sickness, joy 
 and sorrow, vary the tenor of life ; but such human 
 accidents are soon buried in the grave, and almost 
 as soon drop from memory. Nature remains. In 
 most parts of the country the enclosures, the lanes, 
 the banks, or the hedgerows are believed to have 
 been the same for perhaps thousands of years, bearing 
 still the names given them by races no longer there, 
 or perhaps anywhere. No wonder that people bred 
 under such constancy of condition should be suspicious 
 of them that are given to change. 
 
 All animal life is so unchangeable in its manners 
 and ways, as to suggest the rather painful doubt 
 whether it is automatous, and whether it is not 
 altogether subject to material laws. They whose 
 whole life is spent among such creatures, cannot 
 help looking for some such reliable consistency in the 
 ways of the human race. They don't wish to see 
 society suddenly the victim of new and uncontrollable 
 instincts. They have no hope or craving for innova- 
 tions that shall make the present as if it had never 
 been. Nature with them is its own master, its own 
 teacher, its own history, and its own monument. 
 They are no more wearied of its perpetual reiteration 
 than a child is of the old, old story, or the bigger 
 child of his holiday game. Why change, when all we 
 have to do is to learn by practice, and do the same 
 thing better ? 
 
 Against all this towns have their steady and un-
 
 214 CHANGE IN THE TOWN AND COUNTRY. 
 
 interrupted material progress. They advance, and, 
 unless by some calamity, have no retrograde march. 
 They never cease to grow. They acquire numbers, 
 add to their buildings, extend their streets, and 
 develop new industries. All that they see about 
 them points to a future. In the famous year 1815 
 I was just beginning to feel this national instinct of a 
 mighty growth. The two first stages of my own 
 part in it were the two towns I had now pretty well 
 mastered. Already in Derby there was the pro- 
 mise of that development ; for there were some new 
 public buildings, there was at least one institution 
 of an ambitious character, and there were the great 
 families of the Strutts and the Arkwrights ever 
 racking their brains for some new addition to our 
 physical comforts. But at that period it was more 
 the world at large that I was thinking of than the 
 town, which, as a child, I was likely to regard as very 
 unchangeable, or at least very slow of growth. 
 
 Of one thing I am certain. During that long 
 hour in the still air, in the twilight of the last day of 
 1815, and under the kindling stars, I never had the 
 least forethought of any of the things that have 
 actually happened to me and to mine, to the town 
 and to the country and to the world. What I fore- 
 saw I know not, for it never came to pass. The spot 
 I stood on was, for the time, my earth's centre. It 
 had then many characteristic features. It and its 
 surroundings have now been transformed beyond all 
 recognition.
 
 MARY AND ELIZA. 21 c 
 
 CHAPTER XXXVI. 
 
 A DUKE'S TENANT. 
 
 NOT a few of our Gainsborough friendships followed 
 us to Derby, and we all felt an unfailing interest in 
 those who reminded us of our old home. Near Ret- 
 ford lived a brother an.d two sisters. They were first 
 cousins of the Nettleships, to whom I have given the 
 chapter headed ( A Sun-lit Spot ' ; but how there came 
 to be such a difference of quality between the cousins 
 I know not. The brother, and his father before him, 
 had held large farms under the Duke of Newcastle, 
 and, at a time when prices were high, and sheep- 
 farming, light soils, and rotation crops were begin- 
 ning to be understood, he had made a large fortune, 
 and become a landowner. 
 
 His two sisters were our friends, Mary and Eliza. 
 Mary was handsome, and had been pretty. She was 
 lively, talkative, and agreeable, though without much 
 of the wit that comes by culture and society. She 
 was serious in her religious views, but sadly hindered 
 in her path. She had had many offers in her youth, 
 that is, her very youth, and now she was said to keep 
 a drawer full of them, and to consider occasionally 
 what she had better have done in regard to them. 
 One suitor, certainly, she could never quite dismiss 
 from her heart. He had made her an offer, and she 
 had refused him, fully believing that he would renew 
 his offer, when she intended to accept it. He thought
 
 216 A DUKE'S TENANT. 
 
 she was in earnest, and I think she never saw him 
 afterwards but once, a long way off, on Waterloo 
 Bridge. 
 
 The sisters found themselves with ample means, 
 with no calls upon them, and entirely free to live 
 where they pleased and form what friendships they 
 pleased. Most people will think they could hardly 
 fail to be happy, and that they had only to thank 
 Heaven that they were spared common trials. But 
 they were not literary ; they had nothing to do but 
 what work they could manage to find for themselves ; 
 and they had to kill time one way or other. So they 
 fussed about dress, they fussed about investments 
 for their money, and they fussed a little, occasionally, 
 about the care of their souls. 
 
 Poor Mary, the elder, handsomer, and brighter, 
 thought much of what best became her. She wore 
 stylish bonnets, kept her figure within bounds, and for 
 the sake of pretty shoes endured sore feet and chil- 
 blains. Eliza was more sensible, and as good, but she 
 had no figure, no looks, and not much conversation. 
 She was not likely to have admirers. The sisters 
 followed us to Derby, took a good house in Friar- 
 gate, and lived there some years. Eliza was a great 
 chess-player, and could always be sure of one of us to 
 play with. My brother John was her most frequent 
 antagonist. They were well matched, for they were 
 both patient and both slow. 
 
 At Derby the sisters did as other people did. 
 They went excursions, took summer lodgings at Mat- 
 lock or at Quarndon, and contributed much to the 
 pleasantness of our little circle. I know no better
 
 AN ILL-SORTED PAIR. 217 
 
 place than Derby for the variety of interesting excur- 
 sions within easy reach, to be done in a week, or in a 
 day, as one may choose ; and I find myself associating 
 these sisters with most of them. 
 
 The brother was a churl. He had been so unwise 
 as to marry a handsome and lively woman, with whom 
 he could never assimilate, who proved faithless to him, 
 and who finally left him. Either the husband was a 
 very great brute indeed, or the tone of the neighbour- 
 hood was very bad indeed possibly both for when 
 the young farmer who had taken the erring lady under 
 his protection next appeared at the Market table, they 
 all rose and cheered him. However, there was a 
 divorce, which in those days did not carry with it a 
 dissolution of the marriage. 
 
 Long before this catastrophe I had heard a sad 
 account of the poor man's state of mind when the 
 breaking of a single cog in a threshing-machine cost 
 him 5O/. and a month's delay. 
 
 The sisters, for whom the brother had never cared 
 a straw, were now invited to take the management of 
 his household. They felt it their duty to consent, so 
 they said ; and it certainly was their interest from one 
 point of view. The new arrangement was far from 
 happy, for there was a constant collision of tastes. 
 Their means were very large ; there was nobody to 
 make money and save for ; and there was not much at 
 home to satisfy the longings of two ladies who had 
 seen a little of the world. 
 
 At length they persuaded the brother to order a 
 carriage from Holmes, the Derby coach-builder. My 
 eldest brother, Henry, a frequent visitor at that estab-
 
 2i8 A DUKE'S TENANT. 
 
 Hshment, would see that the ideas of brother and sisters 
 were carried out. Those ideas were incompatible. The 
 brother wanted strength and compactness, for roads 
 which were often rough, and, as I remember, sometimes 
 deep sand. Above all, the vehicle was net to be heavy, 
 for the work would have to be done with saddle-horses, 
 and the brother was himself a light weight. The 
 sisters, especially the elder, had the common infirmity 
 of carrying about with them an immense quantity 
 and weight of luggage superfluous dresses, small 
 hampers of provisions, and parcels taken to oblige 
 friends. There must be a boot, and also an imperial, 
 that is, an enormous flat box covering the whole top 
 of the carriage. Stripped of all these incumbrances, 
 the vehicle was just within the power of a pair of light 
 horses on a good road, when it happened to be in good 
 condition. 
 
 I should say that carriages were exceedingly apt 
 to grow in my brother's head, almost as much as 
 churches did in mine, and I have often wondered how 
 he came to be Mr. Holmes's adviser. The brother 
 and sisters were sitting at table one very dull day, 
 when something rolled heavily past the window, 
 darkening the room. It was neither a waggon nor a 
 hearse. It was the unhappy carriage. The brother 
 rose from his chair, rang the bell, and sternly ordered 
 that the carriage should be taken into the coach-house, 
 locked up, and never taken out again. It never had 
 an hour's use. 
 
 The brother hunted regularly, but made no friends 
 in the field. Friends have to be caught young and 
 tamed. So one there was whom he would catch if
 
 THE EARL OF LINCOLN 219 
 
 he could. This was the young Lord Lincoln, whom 
 he would ride up to when he could and have a talk 
 with. His lordship betrayed some indication of 
 thinking the man a bore. One or two of his friends 
 noticed it, and advised him accordingly. ' It's quite 
 proper,' they said, ' that he should feel a kindness to 
 you, for all his money has been made on the New- 
 castle property ; and it would be as well that you 
 should bear with him, for you may bring it all back 
 again.' So Lord Lincoln responded, and the ac- 
 quaintance became recognised and understood. 
 
 The brother made a will, leaving everything 
 about a hundred thousand pounds, as I remember 
 to Lord Lincoln, after the death of his sisters. This 
 is my general recollection ; there might be modifi- 
 cations. The sisters were aware of the will. Shrewd 
 and reserved as he was, he had not been able to 
 protect the scent from the continual intrusion of 
 feminine curiosity. They were likely enough to 
 think the will alterable, for already it was within my 
 own knowledge that the man had seriously entertained 
 the thought of leaving his money for the building of 
 a lunatic asylum, then much wanted for the county. 
 
 Neither the present nor the future of such a 
 situation can have been cheerful. It told on the elder 
 and livelier of the sisters. She fell into low spirits ; 
 lower and lower still. In half a year a fever carried 
 her off rapidly. I cannot remember whether she 
 died before the Corn Law controversy, when, for a 
 time, Nottinghamshire was a 'hell upon earth '- 
 father against son, brother against brother. 
 
 Eliza had spent her life under the shadow of a
 
 270 A DVKE*S TENANT. 
 
 brighter nature and a stronger will, and she was 
 now left alone with her moody, morose, melancholy 
 brother. It could not have been for long. Not yet 
 even an elderly man, of I know not what disease, 
 the brother was found to be dying. She had little 
 originality herself, and there were none about her 
 to give her better counsel than what might happen to 
 suit their own interest. But she was in frequent 
 communication with a family well known and long 
 highly respected in the agricultural world. The 
 head of it had been a great experimental farmer, 
 improver, breeder, and exhibitor. He had failed, 
 and the family had to seek their fortunes. 
 
 One of them was now invited to assist and to ad- 
 vise. Being informed of the brother's will, he easily 
 persuaded the sister to work upon her brother's re- 
 sentment at the part Lord Lincoln had taken in the 
 Free Trade controversy, and to induce him to make 
 his will more simply in her favour. At the last 
 moment indeed, the very day before death he 
 made a will, leaving io,ooo/. I am told it was to 
 Lord Lincoln, and the bulk of his property absolutely 
 to his sister. 
 
 Upon the brother's death the young friend, for he 
 was very young in comparison, took the entire man- 
 agement of the lady's affairs, and travelled with her, 
 paying us a visit at Derby. There it was observed 
 that he always had his eye on the lady, and was very 
 jealous of letting her go out of sight. He was 
 possibly aware that my mother had already written 
 her a letter of friendly warning. 
 
 He took up his abode in the same house, and it
 
 THE END OF ALL THESE THINGS. 221 
 
 was soon announced that they were married. ' I 
 don't give her two years,' I said when I heard of this. 
 She died in a year and a half, after being out of 
 sight, out of hearing, out of mind, the whole eighteen 
 months. Of course, everything went to her husband. 
 After a few months my brother John had a letter 
 from the widower, who had heard, he said, that his 
 late wife had investments in Derby, and desired in- 
 formation about them. She had, I believe, shares in 
 gas and other companies. The very proper answer 
 he received was that his late wife's investments were 
 his affair, and that, if he had reason to believe there 
 were any at Derby, he had better come to Derby 
 and look after them himself. I believe that with a 
 little inquiry I could continue the story, but this is 
 enough, and my own recollections do not further go, 
 except that the bereaved husband followed his wife 
 somewhat earlier than he had counted on. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXVII. 
 
 MY UNCLE ROBERT. 
 
 UNCLE ROBERT was, I believe, my father's half- 
 brother, and some years younger. As I remember 
 him, he was a big fellow, with a complexion that 
 would have been sallow had it not been sunburnt 
 and deeply pitted with the smallpox. With a 
 tender expression, and soft but rather muffled tone of 
 voice, he was singularly decided both in speaking
 
 222 MY UNCLE ROBERT. 
 
 and in action. He had often been told by French- 
 men that he might have been mistaken for Soult. 
 As I have mentioned in my ' Reminiscences,' he had 
 the choice of a cadetship or a midshipman's berth 
 from an East India director, and he chose the latter. 
 After a voyage or two to Calcutta, he wished to be 
 his own master, and entered into the service of a firm 
 of West India merchants and shipowners. 
 
 Either in that service, or in some interval before 
 it, he had been captured by a French cruiser, and 
 had been some time in a French prison. He had 
 made his escape, and then had to travel to a 
 frontier through the lines of a French army. As he 
 could talk the language perhaps better than the 
 population he was passing through, and did not look 
 like an Englishman, he felt easy enough. But his 
 companion was a Black Brunswicker, whose black cap 
 and crossbones would have consigned him to instant 
 execution, had he not turned the cap inside out. 
 
 My uncle made many voyages, if my memory 
 fail not, immediately to the free port of St. Thomas, 
 but from that point calling at St. Domingo, Cuba, 
 and other islands. Again I must speak from 
 memory, and as I am charging my good uncle with 
 wholesale perjury, I must add that I should be glad 
 if anybody could convince me that I must be in 
 error. My uncle certainly several times spoke of the 
 enormous number of false oaths he had to take at 
 the London Custom House before and after every 
 voyage, including, I suppose, an engagement that he 
 was not to call at any other port than the one first 
 mentioned.
 
 ENGAGING A CREW. 223 
 
 He several times invited me out from Charter- 
 house ; taking me to a theatre, and once to an 
 annual dinner for a seamen's charity, of which he 
 was a steward, What I chiefly remember was the 
 gaily striped waistcoats and trousers of the company, 
 and their blue or salmon-colour neckties, for that 
 was the style then, and it was summer. Were any 
 one of that company now to appear in the streets of 
 London, he would be followed by a crowd of boys 
 expecting a performance. 
 
 On one occasion my uncle took me to his ship in 
 the West India docks. The vessel was of the usual 
 class, considerably less than two hundred tons. He 
 was engaging a crew. Seating himself in his small 
 cabin, with the articles of agreement on a board 
 over his head, he desired his mate to call in the 
 applicants. He asked his questions quickly, and 
 they were as quickly answered. What was your last 
 ship ? Who was the captain ? Where did you go ? 
 How long have you been ashore ? You see the 
 articles of agreement over my head ? You know 
 them ? You promise to observe them ? Immedi- 
 ately upon the men being accepted they made a 
 request for money, having spent all their wages, and 
 being in debt besides. As I remember, my uncle 
 advanced the money in some form or other not in 
 cash, I suppose. 
 
 In this way it did not take long to engage a 
 dozen men. He then ordered in some pea-soup and 
 biscuit, and as we were beginning our lunch he said, 
 ' Now I am about to cross the Atlantic with these 
 fellows, and there is not one of them who would not
 
 224 MY UNCLE ROBERT. 
 
 cut my throat for twenty dollars.' I will hope he 
 said more than he meant. 
 
 Repeating as he did with unfailing regularity and 
 despatch the great feat of Columbus, I could not but 
 ask him some questions about navigation. He made 
 very light of it. He had only one watch on board, 
 a so-called chronometer, long and still in my posses- 
 sion. It is a good big silver watch, and it still goes 
 pretty well. But he explained that it did not matter 
 for a watch in that voyage. You could not be a day 
 at fault in your reckoning, and a day's sail off the 
 West Indies you were sure to meet ships that would 
 give you the time and the longitude without any 
 trouble. It seemed attractively simple, and, barring 
 the company of cut-throats, a charming mode of 
 existence. 
 
 My uncle did a good deal for Christophe, the black 
 king of Hayti, and saw much of him. He took out 
 for him a fine carriage, and a pair of spotted carriage- 
 dogs that I should think the climate would make 
 short work of. He took out for him two pier-glasses, 
 as large as could then be made. Christophe came to 
 the harbour to see them carefully landed. As they 
 were being lowered to the quay the chain broke and 
 the immense case fell to the ground. The negroes 
 doing the work were in the utmost terror. Christophe 
 ordered the case to be opened to see the result on the 
 glasses. If they were found to be broken a dozen or 
 two negroes would have paid the penalty with their 
 lives on the spot. As it was, the glasses had been so 
 carefully packed that they had received no injury. 
 
 At length my uncle arrived at Hayti, a fortnight
 
 CHRISTOPHE, KING OF HAYTL 225 
 
 too late, for everything. The king had been confined 
 to his palace by illness. The army had taken the 
 opportunity to mutiny. They marched to the palace, 
 and Christophe heard them approaching his room. 
 He sat up in bed and blew out his brains. The 
 mutineers rushed in and made a wreck of the furni- 
 ture. They found a good deal in the treasury, and 
 looted it. My uncle had brought over many things 
 ordered by the king, including some thousand sacks, 
 which he now found on his hands. More fortunate 
 ships had done some business with the looters, but 
 the money was now gone. 
 
 My uncle went into the palace, where his face was 
 well known, and, finding himself alone in the chamber 
 of death, took up some of the parquetting thickly 
 encrusted with royal blood, and some fragments of 
 a handsome chandelier which had hung from the 
 ceiling. These he brought home, and I believe my 
 brother John finally deposited them in the Museum 
 at Derby. 
 
 Christophe's widow and two daughters came to 
 England, and were living for some time very quietly 
 at Bayswater, then an out-of-the-way place. My 
 uncle called on them on his return from a voyage. 
 I accompanied him to the door, and waited an hour 
 for him. All the account I can give of the interview 
 is that, upon rejoining me, my uncle seemed very 
 much touched and very much gratified. 
 
 He had seen the manufacture of cigars at Ha- 
 vannah. Entering a long shed, he saw, through the 
 noisome reek, five hundred black women rolling the 
 leaves into cigars on their bare laps. The work was 
 
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 226 OMNES SIBI MELIUS ESSE 
 
 hard, but necessary. The resulting perspiration was 
 required for the softening of the leaves and for making 
 them adhere. My uncle thought there were some 
 smokers who would never touch a cigar again if they 
 had seen what he saw and smelt the odours he smelt ; 
 but he was still a smoker himself. 
 
 Like a good uncle he never returned empty-handed. 
 What has become of the magnificent hammock of some 
 curious fibre he once brought home for us, and in trying 
 which I brought down upon myself a tall wardrobe, 
 with just time to roll aside ? 
 
 In those days nobody could travel either ten 
 miles, or five thousand, without being charged with 
 any number of letters to deliver or to post at the 
 journey's end. My uncle had received the usual 
 budget, but forgot all about it. On returning home 
 and resuming his best coat he found all the letters 
 safe in the pocket, where they had been sleeping half 
 a year. 
 
 I had some talk with him about slavery and the 
 slave trade, and I remember his observing that such 
 was the hatred of the name of Wilberforce in British 
 and Spanish West Indies, that he would not live one 
 hour after landing. 
 
 He had once a narrow escape. At a West Indian 
 port, on returning to his vessel after a hard morning's 
 work, he filled a tumbler with claret and drank it off. 
 Not till he had swallowed it did he find that it was 
 ink. His medicine-chest was at hand, and he swal- 
 lowed the proper corrective, but was very ill after. 
 
 Sleeping on board his ship in West India Docks, 
 he was waked by his mate, who asked him to come
 
 MALUNT QUAM ALTERI. 227 
 
 on deck as quietly as he could. A fruit ship from the 
 Mediterranean had arrived the day before, and, for a 
 temporary mooring, had passed a hawser to my uncle's 
 ship. ' Look at that hawser,' the mate whispered. It 
 seemed to move. After a while my uncle made out, 
 through the darkness, a continuous line of rats passing 
 from his own ship to his neighbour. He and the mate 
 watched till the long procession came to an end. They 
 had been much troubled with rats on the voyage home, 
 but had none going out. It has occurred to me to ask 
 how the rules of Christian charity apply to the case. 
 But I suppose it comes under the head of ' ruling 
 ideas.' 
 
 CHAPTER XXXVIII. 
 
 THE WARDWICK HOUSE. 
 
 MY father had prepared us for the house at Derby 
 being dull. Nothing could be more lively and cheer- 
 ful than our house in Gainsborough Market Place ; 
 but we were now to be rather gloomy and grand. I 
 suppose Miss Holt felt herself rising in the world, 
 for she at once took my second sister by the hand 
 and danced her round the dining-room. My sister 
 would probably be too tired to share her elation, but 
 a minute after she found her level. A window was 
 open, and she looked out, as was natural to a child 
 not yet six. ' Look at that wench ! ' she heard a boy 
 calling out to another. She had ne\er heard the 
 word before. A Lincolnshire lass is a maid in 
 
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 228 THE WARD WICK HOUSE. 
 
 Devonshire, and is, or at least then was, a wench in 
 Derbyshire. 
 
 The house was on the direct highway from 
 London to Manchester and Liverpool ; but as all 
 the coaches had to go into the town the street had 
 long been comparatively deserted by traffic. On 
 that account it had become genteel. On the other 
 side of that narrow street, just vis-a-vis, was a large 
 roomy mansion, convertible into offices. This has 
 saved it, for it still survives better and more modern 
 houses in its immediate neighbourhood. Our house 
 was capacious ; it had an architectural front, a 
 spacious entrance hall, a very handsome staircase, 
 and a room fitted up with Tudor wainscoting from 
 an older house on the site. 
 
 The kitchen of the old house had been retained, 
 with an immense open chimney, up which one could 
 see the sky. The fire never went out. Coals were 
 cheap. When the servants went to bed they brought 
 in a big coal, three or four feet long, and set it on end 
 against the fire back. The first who came down in 
 the morning took an enormous poker, and with one 
 well-directed blow broke the lump to pieces, when 
 there was at once a blazing fire. 
 
 There was a good garden, large stables, a roomy 
 hayloft, and a straw chamber. Upon the whole our 
 own little world was satisfactory. We gardened, and 
 had our pet flowers, still brighter in my memory 
 than any flowers I have seen since. My own special 
 hobby was building houses, or simply ornamental 
 edifices, with such bits of stone, marble, or alabaster 
 as came into my hands. Once or twice my vanity
 
 SILKWORMS. 229 
 
 was a little touched when I found these structures 
 regarded as eyesores, and indicative of a certain 
 feebleness of character and conception. 
 
 Something put silkworms into our heads. In 
 1817 our kind uncle brought from the West Indies 
 as many as a score large sheets of paper encrusted 
 with the eggs. He told us how to manage them. 
 A spacious greenhouse, with a broad marble shelf all 
 round, seemed the very place for them. We spread 
 out these sheets, and were delighted to see the little 
 bits of life showing themselves. But in the first place 
 we had no mulberry leaves. Endive we were told 
 would do, but we had to eke that out with lettuce. 
 The worms grew, certainly. But the difficulty was 
 to change the leaves. We had not the apparatus, 
 which is simply a framed net, upon which the new 
 leaves should be daily laid over the old, when the 
 worms at their leisure leave the old for the new. 
 
 Soon we had to leave them in the hands of ser- 
 vants, for the whole family went on a villeggiatura 
 to Quarndon. We had been told the silkworms 
 required close watching. In the factories are sus- 
 pended coloured figures of the normal condition of a 
 silkworm for the forty stages of its forty days' life, 
 to show what the creature ought to be ; and the 
 slightest change of temperature, or of humidity, is 
 sure to tell upon it. 
 
 I walked into Derby several times to see how 
 things were going on, and it was an awful sight. All 
 sorts of creatures were waging war against the poor 
 helpless strangers. There appeared an army of ants. 
 First stinging a worm till it was yellow and dead, or
 
 230 THE WARD WICK HOUSE. 
 
 nearly so, one ant would go to the head and another to 
 the tail, and so they would carry it off to their hiding- 
 place. Beetles and huge centipedes came. I think 
 it sickened me of pets I could not quite manage. 
 
 The elders also had their mitigation of a town 
 life. They tried a dairy, pigs, and poultry. For the 
 first they rented a large field, which it would now be 
 hard to trace in any map of Derby, so cut up by 
 roads and so buried under houses. They came in 
 for a taste of agricultural distress. A cow produced 
 two calves, which were kept for some weeks in hopes 
 of a better market, but had at last to be sold with- 
 out reserve. The servant took them to a period- 
 ical cattle fair, and stood with them a whole day in 
 what proved a falling market, finally disposing of 
 the pair for three shillings. We had no run for the 
 poultry, and they must have had a dull time of it. 
 
 Pigs are such a risk that I rather wonder at the 
 famous dictum that they pay better than pupils. We 
 had two serious losses. While a couple of huge 
 flitches were soaking in brine, the filthy brook behind 
 overflowed into our back offices, and the bacon was 
 drowned in dirt, I think in the night, before it could 
 be rescued. Two other flitches remained for months 
 on a rack suspended from the kitchen ceiling. When 
 they were taken down they were found saturated with 
 gas, then a new invention, and not so well understood 
 as now. 
 
 What to do with kitchen refuse is one of the most 
 difficult problems of town life. In no matter does 
 Providence show more of what we may venture to call 
 its generosity and its ingenuity, than in the supply
 
 RUS IN URBE. 231 
 
 of inferior creatures, in infinite succession, to consume 
 the remains of better tables, at last the banquet and 
 the banqueters both alike. An opposite neighbour 
 in the Wardwick had one advantage over us, for he 
 had a country-house. In the Wardwick he occupied 
 one of the most ancient mansions in the town, and 
 exercised the trade of money-lending, in which he 
 accumulated more than half a million. ' Munjey ' he 
 was always called, but whether that be a usual 
 corruption or familiar form of Edmund is more than 
 I can say. 
 
 I suppose it must have been in the interval be- 
 tween the Ides and the Calends that he regularly paid 
 a visit to his rural home. He drove down in a well- 
 appointed close carriage and pair. But it was a 
 varnished sepulchre. The money-lender's usual com- 
 panion on these journeys was a cask of swill from his 
 kitchen to his expectant family of pigs in the country. 
 One hot day the cask exploded violently, saturating 
 his clothes and the carriage linings with its contents 
 in high fermentation. 
 
 I ascertained by measurement how many times 
 round the garden would make a mile, and one 
 afternoon ran three miles without stopping. As I 
 was once chasing my brother James, he retreated 
 behind some lilacs. I threw a stone amongst them, 
 and heard a scream. The stone had cut one of my 
 brother's eyebrows right in two. An inch lower and 
 it must have destroyed the eye, and possibly deprived 
 the world of many volumes the interest of which 
 grows by time. I was met by a family friend run- 
 ning through the town, pale as death, for the doctor.
 
 232 OUR SURROUNDINGS. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXIX. 
 
 OUR SURROUNDINGS. 
 
 THE house, as I have described it, was so far so 
 good. Now for the other side of the picture. We 
 had large blocks of tenement-houses on both sides, 
 and one nearly in front of us. That on our right 
 was very ancient. A low passage led through it to a 
 deep court behind. The whole had been occupied 
 time out of mind by a numerous Irish colony. It 
 was a nuisance, and worse. It separated us from the 
 handsome residence of Mr. W. J. Lockett, Copley's 
 friend, of whom I shall have a word to say. Of 
 the tenements on our left my chief recollection is 
 that of a melancholy woman, always at her window 
 looking into our garden, shaking dirty rags of some 
 form or other. The tenements on the other side 
 of the street, belonging to a college Brasenose, I 
 think were not so ill occupied, but they were an 
 eyesore. 
 
 At the foot of our garden ran a brook, little 
 better than a sewer in dry weather, and something 
 more than a flood in wet. It separated us from a 
 little world of dirty courts, alleys, and outhouses, and 
 always suggested malaria. We were a few yards 
 from its confluence with another stream equally liable 
 to inundation, and were between the two streams. A 
 predecessor, it was said, had invited a large party to 
 dinner, and at the appointed hour the dining-room 
 was two feet under water.
 
 ST. JAMES'S LANE. 233 
 
 We had two ways into the town one was along 
 the side of the above open brook, in which the black 
 and diffused stream seldom sufficed wholly to cover 
 the stones, the broken pots and pans making the bed. 
 This was ' Brook side.' The other was more direct, by 
 a very narrow, winding, dirty lane, between the stables 
 of an hotel and the Saracen's Head Inn. The sign 
 probably came down from the days when a religious 
 house in the name of St. James possessed the locality, 
 receiving annually two pounds of wax from the cor- 
 poration, nominally towards the maintenance of St. 
 James's bridge, as it was still called in my time. 
 St. James was the saint of soldiers and the Patron of 
 Spain, for he was a son of thunder and had invoked 
 lightning on his foes. For centuries his work was 
 to drive the Moors out of Spain, and there was not a 
 town in Western Europe that did not annually con- 
 tribute volunteers to the cause. The Derby ' Saracen's 
 Head ' had the same relation to St. James as the 
 London Inn of the name to the adjoining church of 
 St. Sepulchre. The inhabitants of the lane now 
 represented a decadence from that chivalrous period. 
 But I used to like walking through it, for if one was 
 not taken quite back to those times, one was taken a 
 little out of these. 
 
 My father once found there a crowd, in the midst 
 of which a woman was giving her husband no doubt 
 what he deserved. The few words my father caught 
 in passing were full of meaning : ' The de'il owed 
 me a ke-ake, and he guv me a lo-af.' I have always 
 remembered this as a model of free speech upon an 
 imperfect basis.
 
 234 OUR SURROUNDINGS. 
 
 The people at the ' Saracen's Head ' had friends at 
 Bassingham, where our own friends, the Waylands, 
 had charge of the parish, and we used to regard them 
 as country folks. 
 
 I forget when all this began to change. 'Tis 
 more than sixty years since, and it is now all, not 
 only changed, but in truth passed away. Progress, 
 destruction, or reform, call it which you please, began 
 upon the Irish colony to our right. Our landlord 
 was their ground landlord also, and he had already 
 encroached on their quarters by taking out of them 
 a store-room for our house. He, my father, and Mr. 
 Lockett, all three strong men in their respective 
 ways, put their heads together and resolved to exter- 
 minate the colony and divide the ground. 
 
 The population resolved to stick to it. Due 
 notice was given, and no notice taken of it. So 
 labourers came, warned the occupants of their danger, 
 planted their ladders, and began the work of de- 
 struction from the top. Taking what vantage-ground 
 they could, the garrison pelted them from below. I 
 and my brother watched the struggle from our own 
 roof. The labourers by-and-by were throwing down, 
 not handfuls, but rafters, chimneys, and walls. This 
 work itself was war. But the fight was not ended 
 even when nothing remained between the floor and 
 the sky. 
 
 A cart was being loaded with the debris, when 
 the ground was seen to subside under it. The lash 
 was applied to the horse just in time to save it from 
 descending into a yawning abyss. This was a disused 
 and unknown well. The water was found to be quite
 
 A SHOWER OF HAY. 235 
 
 drinkable, but chalybeate, probably the reason of its 
 disuse. The ground cleared, we put out a bow- 
 window ; Mr. Lockett a spacious wing. A like clear- 
 ance was effected on our left. Our garden was now 
 much enlarged, and more tastefully laid out. 
 
 About this time, one summer's morning, as we 
 stepped into the garden on coming downstairs, a 
 sudden thought possessed us. The air was so soft 
 and so still, we would breakfast al fresco. So the 
 table was brought out and the cloth was laid. Tea 
 had just been poured out, when some one saw a spot 
 on the cloth. ' What's this ? ' he said, looking closer. 
 It was rain. We still hesitated. In a minute we had 
 to run for shelter, all carrying what we could. It 
 soon became black as night. For three hours I 
 thought it would never end it thundered and light- 
 ened incessantly. In the midst of it we saw a fall of 
 hay, and looking up saw the sky covered with wreck. 
 A whirlwind had carried off not only a whole field of 
 hay near the ' Depot,' a mile and a half from us, but 
 even the hedgerows in its path, and was spreading 
 them over the town. My brother John, who was fond 
 of relics, collected some that had fallen in our garden, 
 and preserved them for many years. 
 
 The ruinous old wall between our garden and the 
 'brook' had to be rebuilt. The bricklayers found 
 the bed of the watercourse so much disturbed that 
 they could not make a real foundation. So they just 
 excavated enough for the purpose, and laid down 
 broad heavy planks a little under the water, and 
 upon these built the wall. Several times, upon my 
 mentioning this, I have been told that it is impos-
 
 236 OUR SURROUNDINGS. 
 
 sible. That, however, is my recollection. Often 
 have I asked myself how long the wall would stand, 
 little thinking I should be able to answer the question. 
 On a visit to the site some years ago I found a new 
 wall just completed. ' The old wall ' had begun to 
 ' lean.' On comparing dates, I found it had done its 
 work fifty-two years. 
 
 Some years after our family left the house, 
 it became the Mechanics' Institute, and over our 
 moiety of the Irish clearance rose a spacious hall, 
 long the best in Derby indeed, the only one for 
 lectures, concerts, and such entertainments. But the 
 house itself is now of the past ; so, too, Mr. Lockett's, 
 a much better house. On and around the spot 
 whence I surveyed this changeful world in 1815, 
 there now stands a large group of stately public 
 buildings Mechanics' Institute, Free Library, 
 Museum, and Picture Gallery. The rooms in which 
 I sat, and ate, and read, and wrote, and talked, after 
 serving as the office of the Church Congress, are 
 thrown into the street. The Stygian stream behind 
 us, never to me unlovely, has wholly disappeared 
 from sunshine, for it is now the Cloaca Maxima of 
 Derby : through the whole length of its passage 
 through the town it has been arched over. The 
 portion nearest to us is now one of the finest streets 
 in the town, calling itself the Strand. Where we 
 had to cross it, on our way into the town, is now the 
 Derby post-office. The narrow, winding, dirty lane 
 is now a street worthy of the best parts of London. 
 
 The change is not only in dignity and scale ; it 
 is indicative of a new era, a new world taking the
 
 OMNI A MUTANTUR, NIHIL 1NTERIT. 237 
 
 place of the old. Dreamer as I always was, I cannot 
 say I dreamt of this. I think I rather dreamt that 
 the ground where I stood, and all about me there, 
 would remain as it was for ages, and that a reverential 
 posterity might one day point out where I and we 
 had once been when we anticipated the coming 
 times and had our part in hastening them. When I 
 walked into the Mechanics' Institute some seven or 
 eight years ago, an old inhabitant took me for either 
 a ghost, or a madman," or an impostor, when I told 
 him I had once lived there. 
 
 CHAPTER XL. 
 
 WILLIAM JEFFERY LOCKETT. 
 
 IN my notice of an execution for high treason at 
 Derby, the day after the death of the Princess 
 Charlotte, I mentioned William Jeffery Lockett, and 
 after describing him as a man not to be loved at first 
 sight, and at that time in rather a false position with 
 his old political friends, I added, ' He was known to be 
 at heart a kind and generous man.' This I did for a 
 reason I could not then explain without interrupting 
 the narrative, which had to be despatched. Even 
 now I must write from very distant recollections, and 
 without the means of verifying them. After the ex- 
 tirpation of the Irish colony between us, Mr. Lockett 
 was our next-door neighbour in the Wardwick. My 
 father had a professional and talking acquaintance
 
 238 WILLIAM JEFFERY LOCKE TT. 
 
 with him. On several occasions my father asked, 
 and received, his friendly advice. He complimented 
 my father on the regularity of his sons' movements 
 to and from school in 1817-20 ; and in 1831 for his 
 statement of the Law of Pews in a letter to Bishop 
 Ryder, which I had written, but with which he had 
 credited my eldest brother, a solicitor. 
 
 Mr. Lockett had been the leading lawyer in the 
 town, and was still the chief link between the town 
 and the county. Though he was singularly grave, 
 deliberate, and self-possessed, I should conclude that 
 he had a certain reserve and despotism in his nature 
 which disqualified him for public life. I once saw 
 him lose his temper at a numerous meeting of the 
 governors of the infirmary, and make himself pain- 
 fully ridiculous. 
 
 In his conversations with my father, he frequently 
 alluded to an incident the full import of which I 
 never knew till lately. One afternoon a stranger 
 called and wished to see him. He had come to ask 
 assistance for an improvement of the lace-machine. 
 Mr. Lockett was busy then, but he saw enough of 
 the stranger to distinguish him from the run of in- 
 ventors, who then, and in my time, were besetting 
 everybody at all likely to help them. He came the 
 next morning ; and, after a long examination into the 
 proposed improvement, Mr. Lockett advanced five 
 hundred pounds on a proper understanding, indeed 
 a bond, for a share of the profits. Before very long 
 it might be a couple of months the stranger reported 
 progress, but now wanted two thousand pounds. He 
 must have a regular plant, more than one machine,
 
 TENUI PENDENTIA FILO. 239 
 
 and so forth. What he was doing had hitherto been 
 experimental. If I remember right, Mr. Lockett had 
 advanced twenty thousand pounds by the time the 
 patent was secured and in full operation. 
 
 This was in 1808. The patent was a great 
 success, and Mr. Lockett was completely recom- 
 pensed. The inventor, however, had had great 
 troubles. His patent had been invaded, and had had 
 to be defended at great cost, and the patentee him- 
 self had now been driven by the machine breakers 
 into the south of England. I can have no doubt 
 the stranger was John Heathcoat, the well-known 
 inventor of the bobbin-net machine, who was driven 
 from Nottingham to Tiverton, in Devonshire, by the 
 men employed on the superseded machines. Mr. 
 Lockett must have been a sleeping partner in the 
 concern seven or eight years when we came to Derby, 
 reaping what may be called the first harvest of the 
 patent. 
 
 The stocking-frame had been invented in the 
 middle of last century. It made loops through 
 which threads could be run, and was easily adapted 
 to the making of a form of lace. But it was clumsy, 
 slow, and difficult It was frequently out of order, 
 always calling for the use of the fingers, and in- 
 capable of varied effects. The work got out of it 
 obtained prices not much below those of real pillow 
 lace. As the prices did not immediately fall very 
 much, the new patent came in for them. 
 
 This was the first harvest. For the second har- 
 vest I suppose I must refer my readers to the notices 
 of a famous trial at Nottingham in Lord Campbell's
 
 240 WILLIAM JEFFERY LOCKETT. 
 
 ' Life of Lord Lyndhurst,' in Sir Theodore Martin's, 
 and in some other recent publications. It appears 
 that a new patentee brought an action against another 
 lace-maker for infringement of patent. The latter 
 defended himself on the ground that the alleged new 
 patent which he was charged with infringing upon 
 was itself invalid, inasmuch as it appropriated Heath- 
 coat's patent. Lyndhurst went to Nottingham to 
 acquaint himself with the machine he had to defend, 
 and to ascertain that it only added some minor im- 
 provements to Heathcoat's patent, to which it must 
 substantially be referred. He is reported to have 
 astonished the lace-maker by the rapidity and com- 
 pleteness with which he mastered the machine in- 
 deed, so as to be able to work it himself though he 
 had looked on apparently listless and indifferent. 
 Still more is he related to have astonished the court 
 by his perfect familiarity with the working model 
 introduced at the trial. The machine, it is needless 
 to say, is one of extreme intricacy, doing on a large 
 scale, with unfailing accuracy and great rapidity, 
 what it takes supple fingers and a fine touch a life to 
 learn. 
 
 Copley demolished the plaintiffs patent, thereby 
 establishing Heathcoat's, and the latter immediately 
 proceeded to levy royalties on as many as six hun- 
 dred machines. The defendant, who represented 
 Heathcoat's interest, happened to be presented with 
 twins at that juncture, and named them after Copley 
 and Balguy, his two counsel. Lord Lyndhurst's latest 
 biographer notices that Balguy makes no appearance 
 in the report of the trial. This inconspicuous counsel
 
 HEATHCOAT^S PATENT. 241 
 
 was Balguy junior. Balguy senior was a Derby soli- 
 citor in high repute, till my time partner in the firm 
 Lockett, Balguy & Barber. I think the solicitor 
 must have been coupled with his son, the barrister, 
 in the name of the second twin. 
 
 This trial was in 1816. The year after that 
 Lockett was Crown solicitor in the trial for high 
 treason. In the next year that is, 1818 he with- 
 drew from the exercise of his profession, and, at the 
 same time, enlarged and improved his residence 
 adjoining ours. He was now evidently in receipt of 
 a large income, I have no doubt from Heathcoat's 
 business. He was just fifty, an age when few men 
 can afford to give up a lucrative and honourable 
 profession. There were other men in Derby who 
 had the same kind of professional practice, viz. the 
 management of estates and the piloting of embar- 
 rassed gentlemen through their difficulties ; but un- 
 less they were simply usurers, which some indeed 
 were, they did not make fortunes. 
 
 At the time of the famous trial when Copley 
 showed a wonderful familiarity with Heathcoat's 
 patent, and with the illegal appropriation of it in 
 another patent pretending to be original, Copley had 
 been twelve years on the Midland Circuit. He must 
 have been well acquainted with Lockett all that 
 time, and intimate with him latterly. Lockett had 
 thoroughly mastered the patent, and had invested 
 everything in it, possibly also the money of clients. 
 If he was communicative to my father, he could 
 not but be so to a man like Copley, always eager for 
 information, ambitious to understand everything and 
 
 VOL. I. R
 
 242 WILLIAM JEFFERY LOCKETT. 
 
 full of generous sympathy. I cannot but think that 
 Copley had now for years been thoroughly acquainted 
 with Heathcoat's machine. 
 
 As this may seem to detract something from 
 Copley's preternatural intuition, and to reduce it to a 
 commoner level, I will throw in an item to restore 
 the equipoise. Lord Lyndhurst had been four days 
 hearing a water-right case at Derby. The question 
 was simply the head of water one mill might keep 
 up to the prejudice of another ; but there were two 
 armies of witnesses, two piles of deeds and records, 
 and various judgments in successive reigns. The jury 
 were worn out, and the public patience exhausted. 
 
 As we were about to part for bed on Saturday 
 night my eldest brother came in. ' I've just heard 
 the most splendid summing-up that ever was given.' 
 Between seven and eight the jury had made up their 
 minds that there must be an adjournment to Monday, 
 as the judge would have to look at his notes, and 
 themselves would have to recover their power of 
 attention. But the moment the hearing was over 
 Lord Lyndhurst turned to the jury : 
 
 Gentlemen, we must be all pretty well tired of this case, and 
 it would be a pity your Sunday should be spoilt by the prospect 
 of having to return to it on Monday. There has been much 
 repetition and much contradiction, but the gist of the case 
 really lies within a narrow compass. I think I can give you 
 briefly all you have to consider, and shall do this better without 
 notes than with them. 
 
 So saying, with a wave of the arm, which I remember 
 my brother imitating, he turned over and aside a vast 
 mass of notes, and never looked at them again. Such
 
 MY FIRST SCHOOLMASTER. 243 
 
 was his fluency, clearness, and vigour of expression, 
 that, instead of taxing the attention of his hearers, he 
 chained it to a most interesting narrative and most 
 lucid exposition of the law. It did not take the jury 
 five minutes to return a verdict accordingly. 
 
 CHAPTER XLI. 
 
 REV. EDWARD HIGGINSON. 
 
 FROM infancy to eleven and a half I was entirely 
 under female instruction. I believe I was thought 
 too delicate to be sent to school. The plan answered 
 in many ways, but I remained totally ignorant of 
 Latin ; I learnt French, but not to much purpose. 
 I was then sent to the Rev. Edward Higginson, 
 minister of the still so-called Presbyterian Chapel, a 
 very clever, witty, and well-informed man ; but I must 
 add that, if his school work was to be the test, he was 
 idle, heartless, and unscrupulous. The school was a 
 necessity of existence, not a pleasure, and he scamped 
 it. With an invalid wife tied to the sofa, he was as 
 little at home as could be, and very fond of good 
 houses where there were either politics to be dis- 
 cussed or pretty women to be agreeable to. His hand 
 was often to be recognised in the ' Derby Mercury,' 
 then the only newspaper in the county, and, if I 
 remember right, not decidedly partisan either way. 
 In my memory his prevailing character was cynicism. 
 My father and he were censors upon one another, and 
 
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 244 REV. EDWARD HIGGINSON. 
 
 as far as regards the wisdom of the world I daresay 
 he was sometimes in the right 
 
 With all my long yearnings for a simpler and more 
 Scriptural expression of our Christian faith, I have 
 never thought of that man without the sensation of 
 being driven back into the Trinitarian dogma. Yet 
 I liked him, as I had the good fortune to like every 
 one of my teachers. I never met him without being 
 very glad to see him and exchange a few words. His 
 children all loved him, and they were all good. The 
 eldest became Mrs. James Martineau. 
 
 His eldest son, frequently taking his father's place, 
 and more of a martinet, came once with his brothers 
 and sisters to spend an evening with us, and he still 
 stands in my recollection as an example of gentle, 
 playful wit, making capital out of trifles. He attained 
 a high position in the Unitarian community in the 
 north. A thousand times have I longed to come 
 across him. But he is gone, and shall I ever meet 
 him again ? His brother Henry was minister of a 
 Unitarian congregation for some years at Melbourne, 
 Victoria. Philip Martineau Higginson, son of another 
 brother, is now a much-appreciated minister in the 
 north of England. 
 
 I have read, and read again and again, what I have 
 written about Edward Higginson, and I have asked- 
 myself, ' Is it true that I liked him ; and, if it be true, 
 how could I like him ? ' Well, likes and dislikes don't 
 go by rule. There are good people that nobody likes, 
 and there are people who can hardly be called good 
 that everybody likes. My master was much liked by 
 the Strutts, by his congregation, by Tommy Moore,
 
 DERBY GRAMMAR SCHOOL. 245 
 
 by all women, by his children, and, what was more 
 than all, by his wife. The truth is Edward Higginson 
 was always amusing. If he did not teach much pro- 
 fessionally, his scholars had the benefit of many a 
 humorous turn and many a racy expression. He had 
 the whip-hand of us all, as indeed he had of the whole 
 town. No man could be and do all this without having 
 a good deal of heart, though it might be a heart that 
 took its own ways. 
 
 I remember hearing that at the meeting of the 
 Club on the ' Bowling Green ' he was said to have 
 exasperated the proprietor of the 'Mercury' to such a 
 degree that the latter flung a chair at him and nearly 
 finished him. As likely as not he would dine with 
 the forgiving proprietor the next day, and contribute 
 half a column to the week's paper. 
 
 To all practical purposes this school kept by a 
 Unitarian minister was the only school for gentlemen 
 in Derby. The Grammar School was in the hands of 
 an old clergyman, who had allowed it to fall so low 
 that it was said he paid himself for one or two in order 
 to keep up to the total of four boys. Mr. James Bligh 
 represented many more offices and foundations than 
 he did boys or any other work. He was a great 
 pluralist and sinecurist, but yet would have been a 
 very ill-paid man if his services had been worth any- 
 thing at all. He was both master and usher in the 
 school, and in that joint capacity was a double lecturer 
 on some foundation at All Saints'. To give the old 
 man his due, I am bound to add that it was he who 
 first directed my attention to the description of old 
 age in Ecclesiastes, which I listened to all the more
 
 246 REV. EDWARD HIGGINSON. 
 
 attentively as I happened to know the preacher's in- 
 creasing infirmities. About 1834 the Corporation 
 appointed Mr. Fletcher, an Oxford man of some dis- 
 tinction, and he soon recovered the school to the 
 position it was still remembered to have occupied. 
 My brother Arthur had then the benefit of it for a 
 year and a half. 
 
 There was also a ' Commercial School ' in the town, 
 kept by a man who combined with it surveying, &c. 
 Seven miles off was Repton School, then under Dr. 
 Sleith, brother of the Dr. Sleith of St. Paul's, a 
 scholar, an antiquary, and a very pleasant man, 
 but content to let his school fall below the standard 
 of efficiency and success even of those days. Rugby 
 then had, I believe, an undeserved character for 
 roughness and disorder. 
 
 At Mr. Higginson's there were, as boarders, not 
 quite a dozen county boys, including Everys, Hoi- 
 dens, and Barkers. Of these, the Everys were the 
 chief figures. I remember them saying, on their 
 return to school after Christmas, that they had 
 trapped thirty-five wild cats in the holidays. This 
 animal, said to be the progenitor of the domestic cat, 
 though without its great variety of colour, has been 
 till very recent times a formidable pest in Derby- 
 shire. From the town and immediate neighbour- 
 hood there were lads down to the sons of some well 
 known shopkeepers. Some of these held their own 
 by good manners, by strength, or by impudence, as 
 might be. There was no hard and fast line in the 
 school, and they all mated on fairly equal terms,
 
 'EPKO2 'OAONTQN. 247 
 
 though I think I should say that gentle blood did 
 show itself. 
 
 Mr. Higginson, having no competition, and justly 
 confident of his power with the tongue and the pen, 
 conducted the school on the plan of giving himself 
 as little trouble as he could with common decency. 
 He seldom came in till the morning work was nearly 
 half over. Much of his time in school he was 
 writing, and at least half an hour every day he was 
 making and mending pens for himself and the whole 
 school. This he did with a large ivory-hafted knife, 
 with a fixed blade at one end and a quill-splitter at 
 the other. He made a good pen, with the rapidity 
 and certainty of a machine, and I often envied him 
 the faculty. 
 
 My own work was chiefly on paper. As far as I 
 was concerned he immediately put me and my 
 younger brother Charles side by side. For this, at 
 first, there was good reason, for we neither of us had 
 begun Latin. I had to stand up with grammar 
 or ' Delectus ' every day, and I cannot recall that 
 Mr. Higginson ever did more with me than keep 
 up one incessant objurgation for my not opening 
 my mouth or bringing out my words fully. He per- 
 petually threatened to force open my mouth with the 
 ruler he was ever flourishing. It had long been my 
 trouble, and long did it remain my trouble. 
 
 To such a point of distress and despair did I 
 come while at the Derby school, that it frequently 
 occurred to me to get a file, and quietly file off 
 enough of my front teeth to allow of a larger
 
 248 REV. EDWARD HIGGINSON. 
 
 passage for vocal utterance. For other purposes 
 than for school work it mattered not at least not to 
 me. I spoke plain enough to be understood at home. 
 I went out little. I had been early imbued with a 
 prejudice against ladies' men, against the men who 
 can talk much about nothing at all to a partner as 
 silly as themselves ; against the ' gift of the gab/ 
 against political spouters and popular preachers. So 
 far as concerned the more ambitious use of the 
 tongue, I could have been happy in a silent world, 
 always excepting the pulpit eloquence which pre- 
 paration, monopoly, and Providence were one day to 
 confer on me. 
 
 Under this continual persecution I was driven to 
 take extra pains with my written exercises. Once a 
 week an essay was read by some successful writer, 
 and I hoped to do that some day myself. One of 
 our weekly exercises was a letter to the master. 
 These letters I still possess. Mr. Higginson was 
 generally satisfied with passing his eye down them. 
 J chanced to mention in one some new streets of 
 houses for the ' lower orders.' He was much put out, 
 and asked what right I had to give that name to 
 any class. As far as I remember, no Greek was 
 taught in the school. If that be so there was no 
 Greek taught in the town of Derby. 
 
 Like most boys of that period, I tried my hand 
 at a new ' Robinson Crusoe.' I filled a good many 
 pages of cheap paper with my story. I broke down 
 at the pons asinorum of the enterprise. The ship- 
 wreck it was that wrecked me. I easily swam 
 ashore, for I was a good swimmer, with a carefully
 
 ROBINSON CRUSOE. 249 
 
 selected bundle of salvage. I swam to the wreck 
 again, and returned with an ampler cornucopia. I 
 was always remembering what I had forgotten, and 
 always supplying my wants from an inexhaustible 
 store, which, under the particular stimulus of the tale, 
 I felt it no harm to monopolise. At last it dawned 
 on me that I was reversing the order of things, and 
 supplying my desert island more liberally than my 
 own town was supplied under any actual circum- 
 stances. There could be nothing wonderful in doing 
 everything, with all the means found to hand. Yet 
 I could not bring myself to sacrifice my dearly won 
 list of requisites, as I now found them to be. So 
 there my tale ended. 
 
 I never recall this abortive attempt at invention 
 without being reminded of an ingenious criticism by 
 Whately, illustrating the difficulty of palming off a 
 fable for a revelation. Crusoe, he observes, had no 
 other expedient for bringing down his big boat to 
 the water than the very clumsy and laborious one 
 of digging a channel through the sand. Had he 
 really been a sailor, as De Foe makes him, then he 
 would have known the much easier and more effec- 
 tual plan of a windlass, to be seen at any port or 
 sea-shore watering-place. 
 
 The argument seems to me to go too far, for it 
 goes to prove that De Foe had never seen a wind- 
 lass, or, at least, had never seen it perform this 
 every-day operation. It seems to me more likely 
 that De Foe had always seen several men taking 
 their parts in the operation, when the boat was of 
 any size, as this boat was : laying down the planks,
 
 250 REV. EDWARD HIGGINSON. 
 
 applying rollers, and steadying the boat, besides 
 several hands at the windlass itself. I forget 
 whether Whately noticed the obvious objection to 
 the channel, i.e. that an exceptionally high tide or 
 storm would fill up in an hour the work of half a 
 year. 
 
 Upon the whole, the tone of Mr. Higginson's 
 school was good, and certainly genial, though there 
 might be an exception or two. Mr. Hancock, a kind 
 surgeon, lent his field for a playground. The 
 county gaol has now stood on that field for near 
 sixty years. Our master and some of his friends 
 took us picnics to Donnington Park and other 
 favourite spots. He was then full of fun and frolic. 
 We most of us went to a dancing-school in the 
 ' Old Assembly Room,' where I remember finding 
 myself on the floor in a contest for a pretty partner, 
 who when I last saw her, many years ago, was a 
 grandmother. 
 
 The ' Presbyterian Chapel ' is to me an instance 
 of the possible length and continuity of tradition, 
 without many links. It was built, upon a lease of 
 three hundred years from the Friary Estate, in 1698. 
 Any one placed in the middle of three centuries seems 
 a long way from both the beginning and the end. 
 Let us see, however. In the year 1815, and for some 
 time after, one of the most noticeable figures in the 
 Friargate was a Mrs. Simpson, said to be eighty 
 and the daughter of one of the founders of the 
 Presbyterian Chapel. The oddity about her was 
 that she refused to believe thg.t the doctrine of the 
 Chapel had changed in her time, or that she was not
 
 THE PRESBYTERIAN CHAPEL. 251 
 
 a Trinitarian. It certainly had changed. If she 
 were eighty in 1820, she would have been born in 
 1740, and might be the daughter of a founder. 
 
 Assuming the above date for her birth, when she 
 was thirty-eight years of age that is, in 1778 a part 
 of the congregation went off, and had their services, 
 first in the Market Place, then in a room behind 
 the Town Hall, when a zealous member of the dis- 
 sentient body built the Independent meeting-house, 
 now replaced by a magnificent edifice. 
 
 My father became possessed of the freehold of 
 the Presbyterian Chapel. It had been offered to 
 Lord Belper, whose immediate ancestor lay there, 
 but he did not like small investments. It came event- 
 ually into my hands. I made up my mind never to 
 part with it ; but necessity at last supplied the place 
 of wisdom, and I sold it to the congregation. Had 
 I adhered to my original resolution I might have 
 bequeathed it to some one whose life would run a 
 long way into next century. I might also easily 
 have handed down, together with the possession, the 
 notices of certain changes of form even in my time. 
 In the ministers there has been a considerable 
 variety. The ' Independent ' offshoot, too, has its 
 history, with some interesting and even curious points. 
 It happens to be built on the site of St. Thomas of 
 Canterbury's Chapel. 
 
 The position of Unitarians with regard to what 
 are called the orthodox Dissenters is one of the 
 mysteries I cannot pretend to explain. The said 
 Dissenters certainly follow their lead. They cer- 
 tainly look to see what the Unitarians are doing, and
 
 252 REV. EDWARD HIGGINSON. 
 
 promptly follow them. Yet they will not for a 
 moment admit that they are in the same boat in 
 spiritual matters. On such occasions as a contested 
 election they agree, but they also agree to disagree. 
 The following I had from Mr. Beale, M.P. for Derby. 
 While on his canvass in 1857, several of the ortho- 
 dox Dissenters came to him on Saturday to ask 
 what chapel he intended to go to next day. ' To 
 my own,' he said at once. 'You know I am a 
 Unitarian, and there I must go.' ' If you do,' they 
 replied, ' you'll lose your election ; we shall not be 
 able to vote for you.' ' Very well,' he answered, ' I 
 must go home for Sunday, and do as I always do 
 there.' Accordingly he went to his Yorkshire home 
 on Saturday evening, and returned early on Monday, 
 when no inquiry was made as to his Sunday's 
 devotions. 
 
 CHAPTER XLII. 
 
 SOME SCHOOLFELLOWS. 
 
 MR. HlGGlNSON's school has left few living recol- 
 lections. To me it is a thing of the past, dead and 
 gone. Higginson was not a man to set souls afire. 
 He had just a chance with Edward Strutt, who in 
 early days, a little before my time there, was much 
 in his hands, though not actually at his school. He 
 was still dropping in and out. He was always too 
 wise and self-content to be of much good to anybody, 
 or to his country.
 
 NATHANIEL FORESTER EDWARDS. 253 
 
 I have introduced already in my former volume 
 the lad from whose hand an old servant of John 
 Wesley, then in my father's employment, charmed 
 some dozen warts. A brother of his, at the same 
 school, without his figure and looks, but with much 
 more power, made his mark in Derby, and has left a 
 name and a family. 
 
 One rather weak and puny fellow I suppose I 
 sympathised with. This was the only child of a 
 retired army-surgeon father and mother alike on 
 the smallest and feeblest scale. I kept up my ac- 
 quaintance with the three for some years. But it 
 involved a certain amount of compassion, which is 
 a sentiment not easy to maintain very long. The 
 father used to amuse me with the arts of malin- 
 gerers, and the devices employed to outmanoeuvre 
 them. A soldier had a very bad ulcer in the leg, 
 which long baffled medical treatment. At length 
 they had reason to suspect that after every applica- 
 tion of the bandages the fellow contrived to insinuate 
 a rusty penny into the wound. So, after seeing that 
 the wound was all right so far, they enclosed that 
 part of the leg in a box, when the wound speedily 
 healed. 
 
 One name has emerged out of the school like a 
 tongue of flame out of a heap of smoulder. Who 
 remembers Forester Edwards ? He had also the 
 name of ' the Israelite without guile,' but Forester was 
 his usual prefix. He was a tall and bony fellow, 
 sallow, with black bushy hair, and a rather loutish 
 bearing, always behindhand in his lessons, and a 
 rebel in position. Whenever Higginson left the
 
 254 SOME SCHOOLFELLOWS. 
 
 room, as he did frequently, Forester Edwards slowly 
 reared his giant form, and solemnly delivered him- 
 self of something very droll, a propos to nothing. 
 
 I had that interest in him that for many years I 
 used to wonder what bread-earning occupation he 
 could possibly have found, and how he was righting 
 the battle of life. In due time I learnt that he lived 
 in town, that he found there people like himself, and 
 that he wrote many letters to the newspapers, more 
 or less admissible, in behalf of all kinds of distressed 
 and beleaguered persons and peoples. I used to see 
 the letters, and I could not help admiring them. 
 They were well written, in a fine bold hand, and 
 bolder style. But it was always the old story : the 
 design of hoisting the impracticable upon the top 
 of the practicable, and so bringing back old chaos, 
 and in that way putting a new creation a little nearer 
 in sight than it is now. It was pleasant to know 
 that hope immortal was still springing in that rugged 
 breast. 
 
 At last I read, under the head of Police Intelli- 
 gence, that my old schoolfellow stood charged with 
 obtaining a five-pound note from somebody on false 
 pretences. The pretence, as I remember, was a useful 
 and benevolent scheme, alleged to be duly formu- 
 lated, supported, and actually started, but which had 
 no other foundation yet than in the poor man's own 
 ever-hopeful imagination. He could show no deeds, 
 not even a prospectus with a list of directors, bankers, 
 and trustees. The police magistrate roughly con- 
 cluded him to be a knave, and sent him to prison 
 for two months. I said to myself: c He'll never leave
 
 IDLE AND WORTHLESS MEN. 255 
 
 it.' Indeed, I was very near writing to the magis- 
 trate to state my experience of the poor man, and 
 my sad expectation of the issue. I did not. In a 
 month's time he did die, and it was then found, too 
 late, that he ought not to have been shut up within 
 stone walls, and utterly disgraced. 
 
 Let me be allowed to put in a gentle plea in 
 behalf of idle and worthless men I mean those 
 who are so, not comparatively and in some degree, 
 but absolutely. A Berkshire farmer, himself strong 
 energetic, and hard-working, described to me a fellow- 
 parishioner : ' He won't work ; he cannot work ; and 
 he doesn't work.' This is the sort I mean. There 
 are many of them in all classes and everywhere. 
 Whether or not they are likely to increase under 
 an educational system that develops the head and 
 neglects the physical frame, is a question for the 
 Legislature, which, so far, appears to have no mis- 
 givings. The head and the heart stimulate, govern, 
 and invigorate the body ; at least, they ought to do 
 so. But they often produce the contrary effect when 
 there happens to be a certain disproportion or excess 
 of mental and emotional force bearing upon a frame 
 unequal to the pressure. It may be from some acci- 
 dent of training or circumstance, but I believe it to 
 be as often hereditary. Everywhere in this country, 
 in town and in village, there are degenerate families, 
 the descendants of those formerly in a better position 
 of life and unaccustomed to hard labour. 
 
 It is a matter continually overlooked in agricul- 
 tural, statistical, and what are called social, questions. 
 Our rural populations are only partly of an indigen-
 
 256 SOME SCHOOLFELLOWS. 
 
 ous character. The very names show gentle ancestry. 
 But these people are already in a course of de- 
 generacy, which has set in for generations, and which 
 is not to be checked in a day. I know a district 
 where there has been in my time a violent and pro- 
 tracted agitation for the British labourer the man 
 of the plough where there is hardly to be found 
 a man whose grandfather was a ploughman or a 
 labourer. 
 
 Truth and justice compel me to protest against 
 the doctrine that these ought to be employed on 
 work they cannot do, and at wages nobody can afford 
 to give them. Yet what is to be done with the poor 
 unfortunates? In the ranks above are to be found 
 everywhere indeed, in most families those who 
 can do almost everything but maintain themselves 
 and their families. A man may be a capital talker, 
 and may consequently have a large acquaintance. 
 He may be up to county families and public affairs. 
 He may be a herald, a genealogist, an antiquary, and 
 an historian. He may have Shakespeare and Byron 
 on the tip of his tongue. He may be a photographer, 
 a botanist, a respectable amateur in water-colours, or 
 an astronomer. He may have at least all the gossip 
 of the fine arts and of the scientific world. He may 
 have a perpetual flow of wit and humour. He may 
 be a good singer, an accomplished musician, or a 
 capital actor. He may be the life of a dinner-party 
 or of a picnic. But all the time, and indeed from 
 very boyhood, he may be utterly incapable of settling 
 down to any regular bread-winning work. When he 
 attempts that, his wit itself sends him astray, and he
 
 A DESERVING CLASS. 257 
 
 calculates and speculates wildly, because he is quite 
 out of his element. Society bears hardly on such 
 men. It has a cause, indeed ; that cannot be denied. 
 It does not like being charged with the maintenance 
 of deserted families. It does not like lending money 
 and never seeing it again. It does not like paying 
 other people's debts. It does not like what it is 
 pleased to call ingratitude, when a man, overwhelmed 
 with present troubles, wholly forgets how, or by 
 whom, he was relieved from the past. 
 
 But what is to be done for a class which is as 
 much a fact as any normal class of a thoroughly busi- 
 ness-like character? What provision can be made 
 for them ? It must not be too ample and too hos- 
 pitable, or all the world will press for a share, and 
 gaiety will be the rule, work the exception. The 
 world is not constituted for a perpetual picnic, an 
 endless conversazione, an uninterrupted succession of 
 brilliant dinner-parties, or a constant alternation of 
 balls and private theatricals. It cannot take all its 
 bodily exercise at lawn-tennis or on the cricket- 
 ground. It cannot be always talking, however 
 cleverly and agreeably. When the world is asked 
 for its 'works,' like Charles Lamb, it has to point 
 sadly to long rows of ledgers. These are its works ; 
 the other things are its play. 
 
 Yet they that amuse and cheer the world, that 
 fill up its gaping voids and brighten its overcast 
 hours, are surely doing as good work in their way as 
 the more business-like men who give it meat, drink, 
 clothes, houses, locomotion, physic, laws, and other 
 supposed necessaries of life. But while we are main- 
 
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 258 SOME SCHOOLFELLOWS. 
 
 taining hospitals and asylums for every infirmity, 
 cannot there be some suitable relief to those whose 
 very weaknesses are, after all, so great an addition 
 to our social happiness ? 
 
 Another name I must mention, though none would 
 wonder more than the owner, were he living. It was 
 he who gave the decisive impulse to my envy, 
 jealousy, ambition, or what not This was Madeley, 
 son of a tape manufacturer, who came towards the 
 end of my time at Higginson's. It was impossible 
 I should like him ; impossible I should not admire 
 him. He was a Swedenborgian, which I then thought 
 a very low thing and a very wrong thing in com- 
 parison with the Church of England, though I now 
 think that Church has not quite so much reason to 
 accuse Dissenters of will worship, or of ' preaching 
 another gospel,' as I then thought. 
 
 Madeley beat me at every point, that is, in my own 
 self-estimation, for I never came near actual competi- 
 tion with him. I thought I knew a good deal. He 
 seemed to know everything. I thought I had good 
 ideas and high imaginings. He soared above me, in 
 what direction I know not. He read essays in school 
 which to me were marvellous, as far as language 
 could make them. One day he brought a bull's eye 
 to school, and with his penknife dissected it, and 
 explained the optical theory to an admiring circle. 
 I did not envy him the task, but I was not the less 
 astonished. This prodigy, as he seemed to me, 
 became a very considerable personage in Derby 
 alderman, mayor, and so forth. It has always been 
 a puzzle to me how people resting much on science
 
 LECTURES IN ART AND SCIENCE. 259 
 
 should attach value to a dreamy and very specula- 
 tive religious faith. The Swedenborgians had at one 
 time two chapels in Derby. One is now a warehouse, 
 I believe ; the other occupied by some description of 
 Methodists. 
 
 It is frequently asked what instruction there was 
 in the arts and sciences in those days. The advisable- 
 ness of such instruction was energetically maintained 
 by a school of politicians and writers ; but as they 
 laboured under a certain suspicion both as to their 
 loyalty and as to their faith, they had not the weight 
 they certainly deserved. My own evidence as to facts 
 is as follows. I attended three courses of lectures, if 
 not more. Mr. Wood lectured on Egyptian, Greek, 
 and Roman architecture, with striking illustrations, 
 in a large room at the back of the Royal Hotel, to, it 
 might be, a hundred young people and their friends. 
 I was very much taken with them, and made some 
 rather gushing remarks on the subject in my weekly 
 letter to Mr. Higginson. Dr. Sampson read the letter, 
 which I still possess, and was sufficiently amused by 
 my enthusiasm to urge my parents to send me to 
 Charterhouse. 
 
 I also attended with much interest a course of 
 lectures, I think by a Mr. Longstaff, on astronomy, 
 with the usual illustrations. The readers of ' The Vicar 
 of Wakefield ' will remember that astronomy went 
 with the musical glasses in the last century, possibly 
 with an occult reference to the music of the spheres, 
 which I confess never to have heard myself, but 
 which the Dean of Leighlin, Lady Doneraile's brother, 
 stoutly maintained he had heard frequently. I used
 
 260 SOME SCHOOLFELLOWS. 
 
 to hear that Mr. Adam's orrery and lectures were 
 rather a joke at Eton. He or another gave lectures 
 and good illustrations at the Adelphi in Lent, relieved 
 not with musical glasses, but with sacred and solemn 
 music. 
 
 I attended a course of lectures on chemistry, and 
 saw some pretty experiments, but, beyond learning a 
 few names, I doubt if I acquired any addition to my 
 very scanty knowledge of the subject. There were 
 plenty of exhibitions and performances of a less ambi- 
 tious character in those days paper work, fantoccini, 
 magic lanterns, feats of strength and dexterity. I 
 remember seeing a man walk across the ceiling of the 
 theatre at Derby, with his head downwards, and 
 seeming quite at home in his very awkward and 
 dangerous position. I believe it had on me the effect 
 Johnson claimed for such performances ; it enlarged 
 my ideas of human capability. 
 
 One exhibition I remember seeing with very great 
 interest. It was Bonaparte's carriage captured at 
 Waterloo, and a good many other trophies of Napo- 
 leon. The carriage was not very heavy, for those 
 days, but it had arrangements for reading, including 
 a miniature library, for writing, for cooking, and for 
 sleeping. One other carriage I remember almost as full 
 of contrivances, and more cumbrous. This was Mr. 
 W. Strutt's, sold at an auction after his death. There 
 was no bid. At last somebody offered five pounds. 
 ' Why, the glass is worth more than that,' somebody 
 else said. My father took up the bidding, and it was 
 knocked down to him at ten pounds. For a long 
 time it stood in our ample coach-house at the Friary,
 
 CURRUS FUIT. 261 
 
 the subject of as much amusement as Moses Prim- 
 rose's gross of green spectacles. Some one of us 
 chancing to go into the coach-house found the carriage 
 gone, and reported it to the family circle. My father 
 observed a profound silence. No one ever heard 
 what became of that carriage. I suspect my father 
 paid some one to take it a long way off and say 
 nothing about it. 
 
 CHAPTER XLIII. 
 
 AN ACCIDENT. 
 
 THE year 1819 was no slight epoch in our family 
 circle. In January my eldest sister went to Mrs. 
 Parish, at Kensington. At Midsummer, my brother 
 Arthur had recently come into the world, and my 
 mother required change. The Wardwick house 
 wanted a good deal doing to it. So a large part}' 
 was made for Brighton, including my eldest sister, 
 and the two sisters of the ' Duke's tenant ' I have 
 described above. The younger members of the 
 family were to pass the summer holidays in a pretty 
 Gothic cottage at Quarndon, three miles from Derby, 
 at the foot of the range of hills beginning at that 
 town and reaching to Scotland. 
 
 We were all in ecstasies at the prospect before us. 
 I was amusing myself with leaping across a little 
 pit to the top of the brick stove that heated our 
 greenhouse. My old Gainsborough nurse stood by
 
 262 AN ACCIDENT. 
 
 with my baby brother in her arms, and repeatedly 
 urged me to desist. My foot caught in some matting, 
 and I came down with my right shin against the 
 sharp edge of the opposite brickwork. The inden- 
 tation was deeper than I should have thought pos- 
 sible, and the bone itself was injured. It was just 
 short of a fracture. Instead of running about a new 
 and pretty country, I was all the holidays on a sofa, 
 going once or twice a week to Derby in the carrier's 
 cart, to have my wound dressed by the gentleman 
 who lost his life in the Reform riots of 1831. 
 
 He enquired several times whether my parents, at 
 Brighton, knew what had happened, and said that 
 they ought to be told. I had made a great point of 
 their not being told, not only because it would spoil 
 their holiday, but because I wished to defer the day 
 of rebuke. On their return the surgeon told them 
 that he had been in some fear of mortification. One 
 thing I learnt then which I might not have known 
 otherwise, and that was the meaning of ' proud flesh.' 
 
 My two brothers, next older and next younger, 
 ran about the country, birds'-nesting, bathing, and 
 making many discoveries. Among those who re- 
 mained about me, in the cottage, was a dark little 
 baby, my present successor in the Rectory of Plym- 
 tree. I crept far enough from home to see a boy 
 catch a trout by tickling, in the gully of a stream 
 which has long since been drained off the face of 
 creation. 
 
 My wound was not quite healed for several years, 
 the skin continually peeling off, and the slightest 
 touch giving me great pain. The result was that I
 
 CRICKET AND FOOTBALL. 263 
 
 could not venture to play at football at least, I did 
 not. 
 
 I was already a poor hand at cricket, indeed quite 
 ineligible, except for a friendly pair, one bowling to 
 the other's bat. I could neither bowl nor throw 
 without it being almost an even chance that the ball 
 would come to the ground behind me ; and as for 
 catching a ball, that depended on the good nature 
 and intelligence of the missile. The fact was I had 
 been entirely under petticoat government till past 
 eleven ; then a 'day boy' till past thirteen. In the 
 latter stage my parents were jealous of town asso- 
 ciations ; so we were very much out of the way of 
 sports, except such as could be got up in small paved 
 or gravelled yards. Instead of games we rambled 
 about town and country, investigating the suburbs, 
 penetrating into the recesses of manufactures as far 
 as we could, exploring the roads and lanes for many 
 miles around, and, in the warm weather, bathing. I 
 remember swimming a mile easily in the Derwent. 
 But I never got the proper use of my arms. My life 
 was often sedentary for long spells. What did me 
 most harm was that I used to spend many hours in 
 a cold room, manufacturing foolish bits of handiwork. 
 Whether from this, or other cause, I remember my 
 right arm becoming so cramped with rheumatism 
 that I could not lift it to my head for half a year, 
 and I never had the courage to tell rny parents. 
 
 Thus I was cut off from the chief summer and 
 winter games of an English school-boy. I have the 
 greatest respect for physical development, where it is 
 possible, whether it be in combination with a better
 
 ACCIDENT. 
 
 growth, or be the only growth possible under the 
 circumstances. Let a boy do everything, or at least 
 something. But nature and accident often disable 
 boys from taking their part in school games, and it 
 must be for a good purpose. It is not everybody 
 who wishes to be a soldier who can be admitted into 
 the army. 
 
 In these days no excuse is admitted for back- 
 wardness' of any kind. He who excuses himself 
 condemns himself. He says he is a poor creature, 
 and his apology is that he cannot help it. He already 
 suffers the curses pronounced in all ages on those who 
 are last in the race. Certainly one ought to feel it a 
 misfortune to be beaten in a generous competition, 
 and not to feel it a matter of congratulation that one 
 can account for it. Nevertheless, there are accidents, 
 for some of which we are more or less responsible, 
 for some not at all. These accidents have an impor- 
 tant place in human affairs it is not too much to say 
 a ruling place. We should none of us be where we 
 are but for some accident or other, perhaps a very 
 slight matter in itself. 
 
 Indeed, the slightest accident may be as potent 
 as the most astounding, for the selection of a person 
 or the decision of an event. To regard such acci- 
 dents as nothing but the inevitable collision of inde- 
 pendent forces and sequences, is to abandon ourselves 
 to the worship of the blindest, worst, and wickedest 
 deity ever invented by man to Chance. It is to fall 
 back into chaos, and seek endless repose in its dark 
 bosom. The uniform experience and unanimous 
 feeling of the religious in all ages is that these are the
 
 CHANCE OR PROVIDENCE? 265 
 
 handiwork of a Wise, Almighty, and Beneficent God, 
 ever present, and ever governing this world for the 
 good of His servants and for the advancement of His 
 kingdom. I am not ashamed myself to attach the 
 highest interest to them, and to demand a place for 
 them in any narrative pretending to describe things 
 as they are. 
 
 My life having been thus endangered, first by a 
 brick falling upon me, then by myself falling upon a 
 brick, it would not have been very superstitious if I 
 had drawn from both these serious incidents a warning 
 to beware of brickwork, and building generally. 
 
 CHAPTER XLIV. 
 
 ACCIDENTS. 
 
 LET me not for a moment be supposed to dream that 
 in any moral respect we are made what we are by 
 accident. The history of all religion and goodness is 
 the acceptance of accidents for their good conse- 
 quences, and the triumph over their adverse influence. 
 Walter Scott and Byron both had the same very un- 
 usual defect, the malformation of a foot. Both tri- 
 umphed over the physical difficulty, the one becoming 
 a keen sportsman, the other an athlete. But the one,, 
 condemned as he was to periods of inactivity, made 
 his native land bright and glorious ; the other fled 
 his country, and lived and died a misanthrope. This 
 is a matter of everyday observation. The very same
 
 265 ACCIDENTS. 
 
 contingency will make one a disappointed and helpless 
 wretch, another an instance of unexpected virtues and 
 powers. 
 
 Laws of all kinds can be investigated with pleasure 
 and self-confidence. The historian and the biographer 
 easily bring out the virtues and the abilities of their 
 respective favourites. There is nothing that cannot 
 be treated fully, whether philosophically or religi- 
 ously. One subject, all with a character to keep or 
 to lose seem to shrink from and to throw into the 
 background when it happens to come in their way. 
 This is the operation of ' accidents ' in human affairs. 
 To some they are simply the collision of independent 
 forces. To others they are the handiwork and the 
 footsteps of an Almighty Power moving in a mys- 
 terious way. Both classes are apt to be disloyal to 
 their theories or convictions. The philosopher and 
 the saint alike resent the casualty that desolates their 
 home, that wrecks their fortune, that deprives them of 
 even a day's pleasure. 
 
 Of course accidents admit of calculation, and it is 
 our duty to calculate them. To put them out of the 
 question, or to expect the turn to be always in our 
 favour, is the gambler's folly and sin. They who are 
 called unfortunate are generally persons who, for no 
 good reason whatever, expected to be fortunate and 
 did not believe in misfortune. Games of chance 
 have, or at least ought to have, the merit of teaching 
 us how to regard chance, as being ordinarily the 
 operation of laws, and only ceasing to be that for 
 reasons which it behoves us to take into serious con- 
 sideration. But when persons persist that they have
 
 EXISTENCE AN ACCIDENT. 267 
 
 always bad luck at cards, or in any other matter, and 
 don't follow up so suggestive a fact, if fact it be, then 
 they are plainly neither philosophical, nor religious, in 
 either the Jewish, or the Christian, or the Mahomme- 
 dan sense, but rather the believers in sprites, goblins, 
 fiends, or genii, under no divine unity or law. 
 
 I am induced to dwell on the subject because I see 
 plainly that I am thought foolish, if not hypocritical, 
 in expecting or recognising miracle, in seeing great 
 issues from small circumstances, and in assigning to 
 accident any more than a disturbing, interrupting, and 
 disabling power in human affairs. I will take leave 
 to add something on this very grave question, for 
 others to improve upon. 
 
 Whatever happens, as we often thoughtlessly ex- 
 press by the use of that word, is accidental. The 
 whole of our being and life is accidental. It is an 
 accident that we exist, and that we are what we are, 
 apart from the moral question. The smallest accident 
 has great, innumerable, and endless issues. A letter 
 misdirected or forgotten to be posted, or arriving just 
 too late by an hour or two, makes the difference be- 
 tween one man and another, in the care of a parish, or 
 other important charge. But any one in care of a 
 parish for a few years can readily count up a number 
 of beings, and careers, and even considerable events, 
 attributable to the simple fact of his being there. 
 
 It is a matter in which egotism is allowable, indeed 
 necessary. I have myself made a rule throughout life 
 never to ask for church preferment for either myself 
 or anybody else. If I have ever mentioned names, it 
 has been as candidates, with pros and cons. I suppose
 
 268 ACCIDENTS. 
 
 I shall be thought to have broken my rule in the two 
 following cases, which I adduce to show the power of 
 accident. In the very act of signing my resignation 
 of Cholderton, I said to myself that if, after the com- 
 pletion of my church and extrication from my diffi- 
 culties, another living of equal value were offered to 
 me, I would accept it. The wish thus expressed be- 
 came a longing, even more with my wife than with me. 
 Twerton fell vacant, and was likely to be passed by 
 all the Fellows. I wrote to Church, asking him to 
 tell the College that in that case I should be ready 
 to accept the living. This he kindly promised to do. 
 The living was passed by all the Fellows, but, as I 
 have related, the Provost persuaded his brother-in-law 
 to reconsider his refusal and accept the living. The 
 result has been very important to Twerton, and now 
 to Weston-super-Mare. The living led to a marriage, 
 and the eldest son is now in a position which the world 
 credits with an important bearing on human affairs. 
 Well, where is the accident here? I have always 
 thought it hung on a thread, as people say, whether I 
 should go to Twerton, which, I feel very sure, would 
 not have been a happy thing for either Twerton or 
 myself. Seventeen years ago Plymtree became vacant, 
 and would most likely be passed by all the Fellows 
 and fall to the absolute disposal of the College. 
 Shortly after, I had a letter from Charles Neate, 
 I forget on what matter. In the course of my 
 reply, I wrote, ' So poor Dornford is gone. I suc- 
 ceeded him at Moreton Pinckney.' The hint was 
 enough for' Neate, and, as he told me afterwards, 
 prompted him to mention my name. Some of the
 
 VERBUM SAP. 269 
 
 Fellows thought I was not likely to accept the living. 
 Neate was sure that I was. Whatever my ministry 
 there, it was full of consequences more or less im- 
 portant, indeed all potentially important. My only 
 surviving brother is now there, and, as I write this, I 
 am going down in a few days to the marriage of his 
 wife's niece to his chief parishioner. 
 
 The ancients recognised the preponderant influence 
 of accident, especially in war, and they delighted to 
 believe themselves, and even to call themselves, fortu- 
 nate. But this was to ascribe to accident the divine 
 qualities of intelligence, kindness, and a method 
 working by means to a good end. Accident in all 
 ages and places intruded into the great drama of 
 humanity with such appalling frequency and force 
 that it was impossible not to be daily reminded of 
 the great question, Is it a god that rules us, or is it 
 a dark, dismal, overwhelming Anarchy ? Is this a 
 creation, or a chaos? We are not indeed out of 
 chaos if it still, quite at random, reverses, overthrows, 
 and closes for ever the good results slowly and labori- 
 ously attained by the temporary and partial operation 
 of design, order, and law. When a momentary acci- 
 dent concludes a glorious career, extinguishing in 
 darkness a name, a nation, or a cause, a sacred princi- 
 ple, or a divine idea, humanity revolts against the ac- 
 ceptance of a defeat the only moral of which is that we 
 had better never have been. Humanity frames out of 
 its very wrecks a more substantial and beautiful fabric 
 than it could have arrived at by the most invariable 
 successes. Philosophers are forced to denounce hu- 
 man nature, to stigmatise universal instincts as mere
 
 270 ACCIDENTS. 
 
 idiocies, and all beliefs as common delusion, when they 
 insist that accidents are the fortuitous concurrence of 
 brute elements, or atoms, and no more. If they at all 
 recognise a moral rule and order, and try to weave it 
 into their system, they are forced to stultify them- 
 selves when they teach that a falling stone or mis- 
 directed missile may utterly defeat the wisest policy, 
 overthrow the most beneficent power, transpose the 
 order of rewards and punishments, and blight the 
 promise of a glorious inauguration. 
 
 Now it is the very nature of accidents to defy 
 calculation except for averages, as in the formation 
 of rules for an accident society. Religious people, 
 however, will still insist on believing accidents to be 
 more than accidents. Then arises the question whether 
 they have better reason for this than the theory of a 
 Providence and a moral government. I have always 
 had a strong belief that they have, and that accidents 
 themselves frequently suggest just such a clue as is 
 sufficient to set people thinking. 
 
 Everybody is aware of remarkable coincidences, 
 sometimes only between two accidents or accidental 
 circumstances ; sometimes between more, extending 
 to a series, and constituting a fatality, a run of luck, 
 the happiness or the misfortune of some personal or 
 some family career. Take the following combination, 
 which I give in the words of a friend, premising that 
 the parent- -that is, the original informant would be 
 no unwojthy subject of a providential interference 
 directing his attention to that which is beyond the 
 search of physical science : 
 
 I have a curious anecdote to tell you. Last year [No-
 
 STRANGE COINCIDENCES. 271 
 
 vember i, 1882] one of 's sons, who was studying at a 
 
 London hospital, met with an accident which nearly cost him 
 his leg ; it having been pricked with a poisoned lancet by a 
 fellow-student. In the very same week of the same month this 
 year [1883] another son was rowing in a boat-race in the Cam. 
 His boat was bumped and capsized by the other boat ; and 
 while he was in the water, a third boat came up and struck him 
 in the head, knocking out one of his eyes and nearly killing 
 him. The steersman of the boat which capsized his boat was 
 brother to the student at the hospital who nearly caused his 
 brother the loss of his leg ! How many cases could be cited 
 of two brothers causing such serious accidents to two other 
 brothers under such totally different circumstances ? What 
 would be the odds against it ? 
 
 Every parish clergyman must have found cases 
 very hard indeed to be dealt with, inasmuch as what- 
 ever he does is pretty sure to make matters worse. The 
 offenders are aware they are under a cloud, and that 
 they are rather avoided. They make up their minds 
 to bear it. They have their own excuse to man, 
 should it ever be demanded. Without presumption, 
 then, it might be said that this is a case for Heaven 
 to intervene. 
 
 At an outlying hamlet of one of my parishes 
 there was a quiet industrious couple, with several 
 children, one eleven or twelve. They had a lodger, 
 and it was notorious, indeed evident, that he was 
 the real father of all the children. He went after 
 employment elsewhere, but still returned. Late one 
 winter evening I found a boy was near me, but 
 could not see who it was. ' What's your name ? ' 
 I asked. He gave his Christian name. ' But who's 
 your father ? ' I asked. The boy gave the lodger's 
 name, and I could have no doubt that his school-
 
 272 ACCIDENTS. 
 
 fellows had initiated him into the mystery. I had 
 talked with the lodger several times, with a view to 
 persuade him to settle elsewhere, for he had no diffi- 
 culty in getting employment with horses, being 
 active, slight, dapper, and groom-like. He had made 
 up his mind, he said, on the last occasion, to have 
 nothing more to do with horses, he had such bad luck 
 with them the last accident a kick on the leg. I 
 asked the particulars of the accidents. They had 
 been from various causes, and there was no reason to 
 ascribe them to his carelessness or brutality, the most 
 common cause of horse accidents. Here was a 
 single coincidence, amounting in the mind of the 
 sufferer to a species of law, and taking it out of the 
 class of chances. 
 
 In the mind of this man these were no longer 
 mere casualties. They constituted a whole, and a de- 
 sign, malignant to his apprehension. Common sense 
 might have reminded him that if there was a design 
 and a certain uniform expression in these incidents, 
 they might be interpreted, and indeed would have to 
 be interpreted, and that no interpretation would be 
 allowable that was not compatible with a belief in 
 an Almighty Providence working ever for our good. 
 
 Most people must be aware of having had the 
 same word, the same person, or the same thing, 
 occurring to their notice for the first time twice or 
 even thrice within a few days. Reiteration always 
 makes emphasis, and this reiteration is often suffi- 
 ciently varied to be also explanatory. 
 
 At Brighton, in 1883, we saw every day a very 
 extraordinary and interesting figure. It was a male
 
 A SINGHALESE NURSE. 273 
 
 native nurse, in care of several young children that 
 seemed very fond of him. He was not less than six 
 feet high, very slim, very upright, with bronze com- 
 plexion, marked features, a very prominent aquiline 
 nose, and very mild, yet quite dignified expression. 
 He had bare feet, a petticoat that reached to the 
 ground, and a slight jacket over it, and no head- 
 covering, but an abundance of glossy black hair 
 gathered into a full knot behind and surmounted 
 with a large upright tortoise-shell comb. What struck 
 us most was that he seemed so completely at home 
 and unabashed, when he must have been aware of 
 his occasioning frequent surprise. I tried in vain to 
 make out the country and race of the man, utterly 
 different from any Hindoo, Parsee, Affghan, or native 
 of Northern India I had seen. 
 
 Within a month of my seeing him I became 
 possessed of Sir Emerson Tennant's account of 
 Ceylon, and in turning over the leaves came to a 
 picture which brought the Brighton nurse before 
 me. He was of a race which from time immemorial 
 has occupied a small territory in the south-west of 
 Ceylon; noticed by very early geographers, and 
 still retaining the same figures, features, dresses, and 
 characters. ' Well,' it will be asked, ' what is there 
 in this ? ' Thus much at least. Each of these dis- 
 coveries would have been worth little to me without 
 the other. But I confess to attaching to the conjunc- 
 tion a more important significance. It is that there 
 is a providential power working all about me for my 
 guidance, my instruction, and for my good, indeed 
 for greater good than I now know of. I may add 
 
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 274 ACCIDENTS. 
 
 that, finding this in Sir Emerson Tennant's book, I 
 consulted Bishop Heber's journals, and there found 
 a similar but slighter notice of the same singular 
 people. 
 
 Then how often a name is found unexpectedly, 
 perhaps sadly significant of the career, or its termi- 
 nation. A poor woman took much to heart that 
 her good and handsome son had enlisted in the 
 Guards. ' Why then did you call him Cornelius ? ' I 
 said. Not very long ago two ships built on the same 
 lines were named ' Orpheus ' and ' Eurydice.' The 
 combination represents a glorious enterprise on the 
 point of success, and then defeated by a momentary 
 failure of duty. The ' Orpheus,' full of emigrants, was 
 lost on the bar of the destined Australian port ; the 
 ' Eurydice ' capsized as some hundred poor lads, with 
 opened ports, were writing letters to announce their 
 safe return home. A few years ago the ' Avalanche ' 
 went to the bottom off the Bill of Portland with 
 seventy souls. These, it must be considered, were 
 not ordinary disasters. 
 
 From my windows in Berkshire I saw for many 
 years the river Blackwater, which separated us from 
 Hampshire, and consequently from the diocese of 
 Winchester. It is not a lovely stream, for it is much 
 coloured with the boggy and ferruginous soils it 
 passes through on its course from Aldershot to 
 Twyford. In a very pretty episode in Pope's 
 ' Windsor Forest,' the Blackwater is a satyr, and the 
 Lodden a fair nymph flying from his embraces to the 
 arms of Father Thames. The late Bishop of Oxford 
 had often to see it, and sometimes to cross it. He
 
 THE BLACK WATER. 275 
 
 used to call it the Styx, in humorous allusion to 
 the realms of darkness and of light which it divided. 
 The ideas chiefly associated with the Styx are that 
 it is the bourn of doubtful anticipations, that many 
 wait long on its banks before they are finally helped 
 over. To myself, at least, the Blackwater has a sad 
 association, for Bishop Wilberforce did indeed cross 
 it for the See of Winchester ; but never, except as a 
 guest, went to Farnham. 
 
 CHAPTER XLV.. 
 
 THE LIBERAL PROFESSIONS AND THE MECHANICAL. 
 
 IT is not easy for any one whose measures and esti- 
 mates have been formed late in this century to 
 understand how much they differ from those preva- 
 lent in the early part of it. These estimates have 
 been formed by circumstances, but they followed the 
 change of circumstances tardily. My eldest sister 
 took much interest in my youngest brother, and, 
 having to teach him in his very early years, was 
 anxious to obtain some deeper insight than her own 
 into his special abilities. Spurzheim was lecturing at 
 Derby, so my sister took my brother with a guinea 
 in her hand to the great craniologist. He examined 
 my brother's head very closely, and pronounced his 
 turn to be for facts, mechanism, and material science, 
 not for abstractions. She accordingly wished him to 
 be educated for some employment that would develop 
 
 T 2
 
 276 ENGINEERING. 
 
 these powers. My parents, however, I believe, like 
 all other parents at Derby, decidedly objected to 
 anything in his case that would not be a ' liberal 
 profession.' So in due time he was sent to Ox- 
 ford. 
 
 A few doors from us in the Wardwick was young 
 Charles Fox, who had much of his early instruction 
 from our teacher, Mr. George Spencer. He was 
 intended from childhood to follow his father and 
 three brothers into the medical profession. At a 
 *rery early age he fell in love with the prettiest of 
 three young Quakeresses, and married her. This 
 made his position unpleasant at home. So he bade 
 adieu to the surgery, and obtained employment with 
 an engineering firm at Birmingham. I had long 
 before heard of his great mechanical ingenuity. But 
 that mattered little ; it was an ingredient of edu- 
 cation and nothing more. What he now did was 
 regarded as utter ruin of prospects indeed character 
 too, for caste was gone. I can't remember two opinions 
 on the matter. 
 
 My brother Charles, upon finding himself twenty, 
 and not liking his destined succession to my father's 
 business, fixed his thoughts on emigration. The 
 Swan River settlement was then the favourite idea. 
 With much industry he collected all the books about 
 it, studied them, and made his plans. He took me 
 into his confidence, and I entered heartily into the 
 scheme. At length it became necessary to be open 
 with his parents. There ensued a very sad state of 
 things, that lasted long, and told with still more 
 lasting effects on my brother's career. I came in for
 
 THE COLONIES. 277 
 
 some of the trouble, as an aider and abettor. The 
 Swan River scheme failed, as nearly all schemes of 
 colonisation fail in the first instance ; but the colonists 
 went elsewhere, and got on very well. It was not 
 the particular scheme my parents objected to ; it was 
 colonisation altogether, as being little better than 
 penal transportation. 
 
 I can recall the great sensation made when a 
 rather small harness and trunk maker in the ' Rotten 
 Row,' at Derby, emigrated to the United States. 
 The poor man's soul had been going along with the 
 portmanteaus and packing-cases he was making, as I 
 suspect mine would have done. But he had now 
 thrown himself away altogether, it was thought. The 
 only future then imagined for an emigrant was his 
 presenting himself after some years at his old home, 
 or to some acquaintance, worn out, in rags, and 
 demoralised. 
 
 My brother Charles had an utter and incurable 
 distaste for my father's business. It involved con- 
 finement, desk work, accounts, and some knowledge 
 of books he was not likely to care for. He submitted 
 first from duty, at length from necessity, but was 
 always glad to take a subordinate place in the 
 management. As far as I could see, he seldom did 
 more than a foreman or a plain working-man might 
 have done as well. So now he wanted consolation 
 something to do more in the bent of his own incli- 
 nation. He had to be humoured, for there was no 
 knowing what he might not do next. He imme- 
 diately fixed upon two distractions, which he made 
 a thorough study and practice of to his dying day,
 
 278 THE VIOLONCELLO. 
 
 fifty-five years after. These were the violoncello, 
 and a good long annual outing abroad. 
 
 As to the former, I am told that the violoncello 
 is remarkable for the strong personal attachment it 
 creates. But how my brother came to choose it, I 
 still wonder. Possibly he found that at twenty his 
 fingers were no longer supple enough or sufficiently 
 delicate of touch to master a violin. If that was his 
 calculation, it was a mistake, for the violoncello 
 requires as much delicacy of handling as any other 
 stringed instrument. 
 
 Its living representative at Derby was not one to 
 invite imitation, not at least at first sight. It takes an 
 old man now to remember ' Fou' Anthony.' He was 
 a tall, thin figure, with a gentle and even benign 
 expression ; but by some accident he had entirely 
 lost what should have been the prominent feature. 
 For many years he was a member of the Derby 
 orchestra, doing duty at the theatre and the concerts. 
 Whenever the gallery got impatient, they used to 
 summon him by his sobriquet ; or still more ma- 
 liciously as ' Nosey,' by the rule of lucus a non 
 lucendo. My brother struck up a friendship with 
 him, and had lessons. I have not much ear myself, 
 and have the consequent advantage of enjoying very 
 indifferent execution, as I am often told it has been. 
 But I never could attain to even that rough and 
 ignorant pleasure in my poor brother's performances. 
 For half a century he took part in our little evening 
 concerts, and must have played scores of times with 
 the Cardinal, who will be able to correct both the 
 charity and the science of my comments.
 
 THE ORGAN. 279 
 
 In this matter I felt very much for my father and 
 my mother. The former had a very good ear, and a 
 decided preference for the softer and sweeter kinds of 
 music over the noisy and brilliant. At five every 
 morning my brother was up, half a dozen yards from 
 their bedroom in the Friary, making continual and 
 long-protracted efforts to surmount little difficulties, 
 which I honestly believe he never quite surmounted. 
 The rough, rumbling, grating tones of the instrument 
 pervaded the whole house. The younger ones slept 
 through it ; I doubt if the elders did. A German 
 professor, with an ear, on the opposite side of the 
 Friargate, gave up his lodgings. To the violoncello 
 my brother added an organ, on which he practised 
 with equal perseverance, and I cannot say with more 
 success. The organ grew, as all organs grow in these 
 days ; and it travelled, as most organs travel. It is 
 now in Plymtree Church. 
 
 The difficulty was physical. Beginning at twenty, 
 or even later, my brother never could acquire the 
 touch. He had a fine ear and a thoroughly good 
 taste. He collected and left the best musical library 
 in the county. Coming home from a tour which had 
 severely taxed his failing powers, and with the feeling 
 of death upon him, he retraced his steps to the metro- 
 polis to see the ' Fisheries ' and hear the bands. Re- 
 turning home he visited some old dependents, sat a 
 few minutes at his organ, laid a music-book open on 
 his lap till it was dark, crept upstairs, and died. 
 
 The prejudice against mechanical employments 
 was all the stranger in that the Strutts arid Ark- 
 wrights had now made their fortunes by mechanical
 
 a8o EMIGRATION. 
 
 talent, and had been received into the county aris- 
 tocracy. But that was a case of fait accompli. The 
 town was full of unfortunate inventors that is, poor 
 creatures who had lost themselves in the scent of 
 some discovery which they could never make, or 
 which others had made before them. Yet no warning 
 would stop the madness. Everywhere one used to 
 hear the story of the lad who, having to watch the 
 working of his machine, and perform some easy but 
 regular function in it, was noticed to be reading a 
 book or sleeping. Being sharply called to account, 
 he replied that, by passing a string from one part of 
 the machine to another, he had superseded the neces- 
 sity of his own intervention. 
 
 It may seem scarcely credible, certainly unac- 
 countable, that at the time I am speaking of the 
 engineer or the colonist should be thought so utterly 
 inferior to a clergyman, a lawyer, a doctor, a soldier, 
 or a sailor. Well, I suppose that, even now, it is 
 thought a finer thing to kill people wholesale at the 
 orders of Her Majesty's Government, than to super- 
 intend a tea plantation in Assam or a coffee planta- 
 tion in Ceylon. But at the beginning of this century, 
 and before it, there was already a zealous and ener- 
 getic movement in favour of the mechanical arts and 
 of colonisation. The utilitarian writers were many 
 and bold, and they were read and admired. Dr. 
 Birkbeck, with his schemes of emigration to Illinois, 
 was a popular character in 1820. Why had these 
 writers so little influence with even the middle classes ? 
 With the higher classes of course they had none. 
 
 Perhaps it was their Liberalism. They were sup-
 
 PHYSICAL SCIENCE, 281 
 
 posed to be adverse to all the institutions in Church 
 and in State. It was what you were renouncing, or 
 flying from, that seemed their motive, not what you 
 were taking to, or making your home. It is true that 
 the repellent forces were then great at home : every 
 place filled, every class jealous of intrusion, every 
 profession crowded, everybody ill paid, everything 
 worth having hard to be got and much fought over. 
 But prosperous families and large families are very 
 apt to think themselves prosperous are oftener found 
 to join scrambles than to run away from them. 
 
 Throughout my own education there was a general 
 absence of physics, and the exceptions were very rare. 
 At Charterhouse we had to study the ' Georgics ' 
 thoroughly, as well as commit them to memory, and 
 this could not be done without learning much of 
 nature and of Italian husbandry. At Oxford we had 
 a college lecture in mechanics, and had I read for 
 mathematical honours I should have had to get up 
 Newton's 'Principia.' There were also university 
 lectures on chemistry, mechanics, and geology, open 
 to undergraduates. There was the opportunity of 
 botanical instruction. But as a matter of fact neither 
 I nor those immediately about me had more instruc- 
 tion in physics than what Virgil had taught near two 
 thousand years ago. 
 
 My own education had run in another direction. 
 I had wandered in the realms of fancy, or walked on 
 the stilts of ethical philosophy and in the mazes of 
 political history. From very early years I can recall 
 thinking very slightly of ladies who studied and col- 
 lected ferns, fungi, mosses, lichens, flowers, or shells.
 
 282 USEFUL KNOWLEDGE. 
 
 Even long after this I could not help thinking it 
 rather infra dig. for a bishop to be a good ento- 
 mologist, or for a dean to be a good Egyptologist. 
 Of course I wished to believe myself not much to be 
 pitied for my own ignorance in these matters, but 
 that does not wholly account for a prejudice dating 
 as far back as I can remember. 
 
 In those days there was much the same unaccount- 
 able and irrational prejudice against foreign languages. 
 It must be considered that boys came home from 
 school to spend their holidays with their sisters, both 
 knowing much of which the others were utterly igno- 
 rant. The boys were stronger in their self-esteem, and 
 they would take care to make out, at least to them- 
 selves, that what they knew was infinitely the better 
 worth knowing. 
 
 I must now tell my younger readers that igno- 
 rance upon matters generally or widely known is 
 sure to entail upon them painful inconveniences and 
 lamentable losses. It will frequently make them 
 solitary in a social circle, tyros in a crowd of pro- 
 ficients, and savages in the thick of civilisation. We 
 need not estimate exactly the advantages of these 
 studies when a man is likely to find himself nowhere 
 without them. Of trifles of human invention it may 
 be too often said that we had best know nothing of 
 them ; but the very least of Nature's trifles bears the 
 stamp of divinity, and is worth knowing.
 
 GAINSBOROUGH GRAMMAR SCHOOL. 283 
 CHAPTER XLVI. 
 
 THE PRIVATE SCHOOLS OF THE PERIOD. 
 
 I HAVE described the day school at Gainsborough to 
 which I walked ' down town ' from the completion of 
 my fifth year to the completion of my seventh. My 
 chief recollection of it is sitting on a stool under the 
 mistress's little three-legged work-stand upstairs, and 
 going down every morning to the front parlour to 
 read ^Esop's Fables with the old widow of an Inde- 
 pendent minister. Upstairs I spent most of my time 
 in looking up at the pretty faces gathered round me, 
 and some of them I now remember well. One little 
 face passed away when I was still at the school, and 
 often have I bethought myself that in me is now 
 the only vestige of that sweet little life left in created 
 things. My brother John had a rougher time of it in 
 the boys' schoolroom below. 
 
 But was there no other school there ? There was 
 the Grammar School, of which Dr. Cox was master. 
 1 find it won't do to call a schoolmaster a brute, for 
 somebody is sure to spring up and aver that he was 
 the mildest and kindest of men. My eldest brother 
 went there till thirteen, and he always ascribed the 
 prolongation of the lobe of one ear to Dr. Cox's 
 habit of seizing a boy by the ear to arrest his atten- 
 tion, and pulling it to emphasise his own expressions. 
 His discipline was sufficiently harsh to provoke several 
 outbreaks of feeling in the town, and some discussion 
 among the trustees.
 
 284 THE PRIVATE SCHOOLS OF THE PERIOD. 
 
 That he was allowed to hold on speaks well for 
 his diligence and his competency. My brother Henry, 
 who was always rather critical in matters of speech, 
 must have had high respect for his authority, in spite 
 of his rough ways. My father having once chastised 
 him for some peccadillo, ordered him up to his 
 chamber, pronouncing the first vowel in the word as 
 the French do in ami. My brother, upon going out 
 of the room, hung on the threshold, and turning 
 round, said, ' Dr. Cox calls it " chamber",' giving the 
 usual pronunciation. 
 
 The doctor had a delicate wife, to whom he was 
 said not to be particularly kind. She died, and then 
 he affected to be heartbroken, and in this mood he 
 inscribed on her tomb some very tender elegiacs, 
 which prove him a good scholar, and which, happily, 
 few of his fellow-townsmen could compare with what 
 else they might happen to know of him. He also 
 published what he called ' The Wanderings of Woe,' 
 consisting chiefly, as far as I can remember, of un- 
 pleasant comments on the people of Gainsborough. 
 He contrasted his thin, sickly wife with ' the broad- 
 shouldered ' dames among whom a perverse fate had 
 planted her. The comment made at the time was 
 that if he had been as kind to the poor lady when 
 alive, as he was when kindness availed not, she might 
 have been still living to enjoy it. 
 
 The survivors of that period, now, alas ! rari 
 nantes in gurgite vasto, would contribute much to 
 the history of education if they would put on record 
 some notice of the small classical schools it was their 
 fortune or misfortune to pass through. Most of our
 
 INVITA MINERVA. 285 
 
 new arrivals at Charterhouse were from private 
 schools, with which both the boys and the parents 
 were thoroughly disgusted. 
 
 I am disposed to think they did some injustice to 
 the instruction itself. As I remember, after being at 
 Charterhouse a couple of years, boys used to affirm 
 that they knew more when they came to Charter- 
 house than they did now. That I do not quite 
 believe. I never yet met with anybody who did 
 common justice to his early teachers, or was aware of 
 his debt to them. These boys had learnt something 
 at Charterhouse, and they had thereby learnt to 
 appreciate better their former schools. 
 
 One thing, however, presents itself as the almost 
 universal fault or misfortune of all these schools. 
 The masters hated the work, and of course they 
 especially hated the boys who presented unusual 
 difficulties. The work was a necessity of existence. 
 The masters had a quarrel with the whole order of 
 things, and with Fate. One well-known master, 
 with a name that promised better things, used his 
 cane freely even on tender lads whose delicacy of 
 constitution aggravated the consequences of every 
 blow they received ; and he had no better way of 
 strengthening a boy's weak memory than ordering 
 him to stay in a whole summer afternoon and write 
 a forgotten word a thousand times. The only thing 
 these poor lads learnt was the art of handling five 
 pens at once. In my own time, at Charterhouse, two 
 sons of schoolmasters, who evidently did what they 
 had seen their fathers doing', were sent away for 
 bullying.
 
 286 THE PRIVATE SCHOOLS OF THE PERIOD. 
 
 A very good scholar, or a man with a decided 
 literary taste, might easily be fond of teaching that 
 is, of teaching those who could be taught. When his 
 personal qualities and his circumstances enabled him 
 to pick and choose his pupils and scholars, he did 
 good work, he enjoyed it, and he left a good name 
 behind him in a large circle of scholars bound to him 
 by a sort of filial obligation. But few of the private 
 tutors, or private schoolmasters, or masters of small 
 grammar schools, eking out their pay with boarders, 
 could pick and choose. They had to take boys as 
 they came, and get on with them as well as they 
 could. These boys had generally been unmanageable 
 at home, and they were unmanageable at school. 
 They had less correction at school because they 
 shared it with many ; and they had more power at 
 school because they had associates like themselves. 
 
 What then were the poor masters to do, loath, or 
 not even able, to expel, and finding gentle means, 
 even if that were their own nature, utterly useless ? 
 Their work was often one protracted struggle with 
 boys who could not or would not learn. Over these 
 boys they broke their tempers, their strength, and 
 often their characters. On these boys they wasted 
 the precious time and the precious breath that 
 might have been well spent upon better natures. 
 What was worse, the habit once formed, the master 
 behaved to all alike, and became as rough with the 
 lambs as with the wolves of his mixed flock. 
 
 But, looking back at the strange elements flowing 
 from all quarters into Charterhouse, as we read that 
 Rome became the sentina gentium, I cannot but
 
 CONTRIBUTORIES OF CHARTERHOUSE. 287 
 
 think the schoolmasters, and the parents too, little 
 knew what was going on daily and continually in 
 those rude masses of unformed humanity. What 
 folly ! what wickedness ! If I can judge by what 
 drained from all parts of England into Charterhouse, 
 the private schools of England were as bad as could 
 be, and the time had come for a great change of 
 some sort or other. 
 
 Of course there was everywhere the fond idea of 
 a nice little school in a quiet town, with at least a 
 fair proportion of gentlemanly lads, enough to give 
 a tone to the school, sons of clergymen and country 
 gentlemen. Boys were charged by their parents to 
 choose good friends and avoid the bad fellows they 
 were sure to find. At Higginson's I and my brother 
 were under orders to associate as little with the other 
 day boys as we could help, that is, with certain 
 exceptions. But we were also made fully aware that 
 boys of a lower caste were more likely to be black 
 sheep than professionals or country lads. 
 
 Looking back, I am pretty sure that the sons of 
 grocers, tailors, and small manufacturers were not 
 worse than the rest, and that the danger lay in un- 
 suspected quarters. 
 
 The private schoolmaster of the ordinary type is 
 known by his cane. The punishment by the rod at 
 a public school is a solemnity, an execution. The 
 cane is personal. It becomes part of the man ; it is 
 his sting, his tusk, his horn. It becomes habitual. 
 He cannot help using it in and out of season, on 
 undeserving as well as deserving objects. Some 
 time since I had the acquaintance of a very good
 
 288 THE PRIVATE SCHOOLS OF THE PERIOD. 
 
 scholar, and a very kind gentleman, who had been 
 master of one of the many schools destroyed, or 
 temporarily blighted, by the operation of the En- 
 dowed Schools Act. The future of the school was 
 now to be commercial ; so parents not intending 
 that line for their sons did not send them to the 
 school, and some were even already taking their sons 
 away. 
 
 My friend felt much aggrieved, and showed it. 
 He had always carried a cane, and now he used it 
 with a vengeance, his time being short. The way in 
 which people put it was that he had made up his 
 mind to whip the school away before the Commis- 
 sioners could have the handling of it. Before that 
 came to pass he accepted a small living in my 
 neighbourhood, where I had to visit him officially. 
 As I walked with him round his house, his garden, 
 and his parish one day, and even as he showed 
 an immense quantity of plate presented to him by 
 the parents of his scholars, he kept continually 
 switching his cane. He called my attention to the 
 fact. ' You see I can't do without my rod of office. 
 A schoolmaster is lost without his ferule.' It oc- 
 curred to me that had any little boy fallen in our 
 way he might easily have come in for a capricious 
 dispensation.
 
 REV. JAMES DEAN. 289 
 
 CHAPTER XLVII. 
 
 A PRIVATE TUTOR. 
 
 IN my ' Reminiscences ' I have several times mentioned 
 James Dean. My brother James read with him for 
 some time in the long interval between school and 
 college. He was my chief coadjutor in our little 
 agitation against the Reform Bill of 1831. He had 
 the honour to engage the last thoughts of the Un- 
 reformed House of Commons. But he was by no 
 means a man just for one occasion, to appear and 
 disappear ; on the contrary, he was for half a century 
 perhaps the most constant and invariable quantity 
 in the statics of Derby society. He must have 
 been about thirty-three when I first became familiar 
 with his tall, spare, upright figure, his keen self- 
 possessed expression, and his guarded address. A 
 humourist used to liken him to a pike, but I don't 
 think the said humourist liked him so well as I did. 
 
 He was of Brasenose, and a Hulme Exhibitioner. 
 He became tutor to the young Curzons of Kedleston 
 Hall, at home, abroad, and at Eton. The last was 
 an exceptional arrangement. I believe he was a 
 successful tutor. It was one of his pupils, so I sup- 
 pose, who wrote the Prize Poem, Alpes ab Annibale 
 Superatce, in 1822. With the Curzons he got on 
 very well. They had their faults, but they were 
 genial and well-mannered. 
 
 With another pupil Dean was not so successful. 
 They travelled. Dean had the usual English enthu- 
 VOL. i. U
 
 2QO A PRIVATE TUTOR. 
 
 siasm for churches, and wished to have the pupil at 
 his elbow to receive his outpourings. The pupil 
 came to hate churches. He was so sated with them 
 that he could no longer tell one church from another, 
 and accordingly refused to enter them. When Dean 
 mentioned the next step of their tour, the pupil 
 asked, ' Is there a church there ? Because if there is 
 I won't go there.' This was rather too much for the 
 tutor, and I suppose he made some attempt to force 
 the pupil, or to get round him, for they parted com- 
 pany at last, somewhere in the north of Italy. 
 
 Dean remained always on friendly and even 
 affectionate terms with the Curzon family, and this 
 gave him an almost unique position in Derby, not so 
 much to be envied as admired. He was equally of 
 the country circle, which was one ; and of the town 
 circles, which were several. He was welcome every- 
 where, for he brought news from what, to a certain 
 extent, was an outer, or an inner world. He was 
 both a county and a town guide. I should think he 
 generally did his best to secure mutual respect. The 
 townspeople were a little disposed to resent the un- 
 avoidable line he had to draw between county and 
 town. But after all there is nothing townspeople 
 like to talk about so much as the people they are 
 doomed never to meet on at all equal, or social, 
 terms. In this case the townspeople might easily 
 persuade themselves of a moral superiority. 
 
 The position of a bachelor at large, a gar^on to 
 the end of his days, and a link between circles, while 
 residing in a town, was exceptional in the case of a 
 clergyman. I could not claim for my friend those
 
 TOWN AND COUNTY 291 
 
 pastoral qualities which I have elsewhere awarded to 
 the old ' High Church,' in the comparison with the 
 ' Low Church.' He held small livings, with very small 
 populations, one of them in the neighbourhood of 
 Lord Ferrers, a connection of the Curzons ; but he 
 would have been out of place in a rural parsonage, 
 and he was in his place in the town. 
 
 Whenever the weather allowed he would be found 
 on the pavement of Derby, making calls of politeness 
 or kindness ; or, at a later hour, dropping in for tea 
 and a quiet evening's talk. He paid regular visits to 
 the five clergymen's widows in Large's Hospital, on 
 Nun's Green. But though he could do his duty and 
 hold his own with equals and superiors, he lacked 
 the quasi parental qualities necessary for dealing 
 with inferiors, and even servants. 
 
 He had once to reconstruct and contract his 
 establishment so at least he felt. My friends under- 
 took to find for him a servant-of-all-work not spoilt 
 by town ways. They installed in his kitchen a dairy- 
 maid from my Northamptonshire parish, Moreton 
 Pinckney, who was to be helped by charwomen. The 
 poor girl burst into tears after her first encounter 
 with my friend, and, after crying and sobbing for a 
 fortnight incessantly, had to leave. 
 
 Dean everywhere, and always, stood up for faith 
 and truth with vigour and promptitude. He never 
 lost his temper, and never said disagreeable things, to 
 his equals at least. But I think the attitude of a 
 man always standing on his defence, without a definite 
 line of action, and without an absolute devotion to 
 any one circle, told injuriously on him, chilling his
 
 292 A PRIVATE TUTOR. 
 
 sympathies, fettering his action, and depriving him of 
 his liberty. He had to perform a part, and that 
 always in one character. 
 
 When on a visit to Derby, early in 1842, I re- 
 ceived through Dean an invitation to dine at Rad- 
 bourne Rectory. Reginald Pole, brother of the 
 Squire there, was a well-known and popular man. 
 He was one of that singular sporadic persuasion 
 that believes the British people to be the Lost Ten 
 Tribes, that is proud of the identity, and that thinks 
 it a matter of vital importance. He was a very 
 pleasant and sensible gentleman for all that 
 
 There came to dinner from the Hall, a few yards 
 off, Lord Byron who had married a daughter of 
 Chandos Pole and his own remaining unmarried 
 daughter, Miss Byron. He was the immediate suc- 
 cessor of the poet ; he had been a lord-in-waiting, 
 and had a good deal to say about the Court, all in a 
 loyal spirit. Young Morewood, of Alfreton, made 
 up the party. I had been told the young people 
 were engaged, and this, of course, made me observe 
 them more than I should have done otherwise. Both 
 were names of much local and special interest in 
 that part of the world. On this occasion the young 
 people were shy, and only spoke when spoken to. 
 She was handsome, but decidedly a Byron, more so 
 than her father. She might have helped a sculptor 
 for the poet's features, and even expression. Her 
 intended looked happy enough, good enough, and a 
 gentleman. 
 
 I am no prophet. I can prophesy pretty well 
 after the event, but very seldom before. A few
 
 CCELEBS. 293 
 
 times in my life I have had presentiments just to 
 remind me that events do cast their shadows before 
 them. I had no such presentiments on this occasion. 
 Had I been desired to put into words all I thought 
 and felt it would have been an Epithalamium or a 
 Pollio. There were sufficient elements of romance to 
 justify a high strain indeed, the promise of a new 
 creation. Fortunately I kept my thoughts to myself, 
 and may now reveal them without incurring the 
 disgrace of a presumptuous failure. 
 
 Such a bachelor as my friend James Dean could 
 not help raising questions. A very pleasant talker, 
 an agreeable companion, a sensible man, and with 
 some independence, there was no reason why he 
 should not choose a suitable helpmate among the 
 many unappropriated blessings of all ages then 
 in his acquaintance. He talked of the ladies, and 
 they talked of him. Perhaps he talked of them even 
 more than he need have done, and as if he was still 
 in the agonies, or delights, of indecision. On a 
 comparison of the fair faces that had attracted his 
 notice at successive periods, I came to the conclusion 
 that my friend would not marry one over seventeen, 
 and not till he was past seventy. He might find the 
 limitation a difficulty. Ah me ! I little knew what I 
 was talking about. He was nearer eighty than 
 seventy when he died, and there was then found 
 under his clothing, and hung by a ribbon from his 
 neck, the miniature of a Miss Curzon, a beautiful girl, 
 sister of his pupils, whom it was well known he had 
 been devotedly attached to, and who had died at 
 seventeen.
 
 294 A PRIVATE TUTOR. 
 
 The family with which Dean had thus linked his 
 fortune had several livings, of no great value, but 
 very desirable for their situation and social advan- 
 tages. On some ground or other Dean reckoned 
 confidently on one of these, but found himself passed 
 over when the occasion occurred. He took it a little 
 to heart. It is a very old story. If patrons ever 
 hold out hopes of this sort, it must be remembered 
 that by the end of ten or twenty years they know 
 more about the tutor ; that he may have changed, or 
 at least disclosed himself more ; that they, too, may 
 have changed ; while the responsibilities of patronage 
 have not changed, and may be more felt. The 
 Curzon family, however, were never rich. It was 
 commonly said they had not recovered the building 
 of Kedleston House, so handsome, yet so justly 
 criticised by Dr. Johnson. They were, however, a 
 spending, unthrifty race, and much too easy-going. 
 One Sunday the congregation on leaving St. Wer- 
 burgh's noticed the blinds down and the shutters 
 closed, where a couple of hours before there had been 
 nothing to prepare for this. An old steward of the 
 Curzon family had destroyed himself. During his 
 long tenure the family had been more and more 
 impoverished, and he now left 7o,ooo/.
 
 KIND CHRISTIAN LADIES.' 295 
 
 CHAPTER XLVIII. 
 
 PEOPLE I HAVE SEEN, AND STILL SEE. 
 
 THE old evermore survive the young, and as I people 
 the pavements of our adopted town, it is with those 
 who walked them sixty years ago. There is some- 
 thing more than a barren pleasure in the retrospect. 
 It reveals how impressions are made and left, how 
 influence is acquired, and frequently how good is 
 done. Of course there is a mixture ; for a throng 
 made up of successive generations and various con- 
 ditions must be motley. Still foremost in my early 
 recollections are the two inseparable ladies occupying 
 an old-fashioned house in Tennant Street, with the 
 Derwent flowing at the foot of the garden behind. 
 For generations, it may be said, one of them main- 
 tained perpetual youth, at seventy what she had been 
 at seventeen. It was her sweet nature so to do. She 
 made her house the centre of a circle supplied with 
 an unfailing succession of juveniles, who danced and 
 talked themselves into one another's hearts to stay 
 there perhaps a very long time. 
 
 Then she had a field on the Osmaston Road, long 
 since overlaid with bricks and mortar. Here she 
 had grand haymakings, with a tent and the rest of it, 
 and pretty haymakers, in fancy hats and skirts a la 
 Watteau, 
 
 No one at Derby could ever forget the pretty 
 little old Irish lady in the Friargate, who had married 
 once to please her friends, and once to please her-
 
 296 PEOPLE I HA VE SEEN, AND STILL SEE. 
 
 self, and had then been left early a widow. Her 
 portrait was there at twenty or thereabouts, and at 
 seventy you could not say she looked much older. 
 Dr. Sleith, of St. Paul's, paid her an annual visit, and 
 thereby hangs a tale, for he had an unaccountable 
 penchant for some one else he saw there. 
 
 A door or two from this lady was one who had 
 been so unfortunate as to be made the heroine of a 
 poem. This was Mrs. Twigg, the ' Serena,' I think it 
 is, of Hayley's ' Triumph of Temper.' Youngsters, 
 of course, expect a poet's beauty to be a joy for ever, 
 but the only effect of the apotheosis in this case was 
 the most disparaging comparisons. I believe, how- 
 ever, that she was a very good lady, and that she still 
 carried the palm for good temper. 
 
 Among those that I saw, and saw only, was an old 
 gentleman from a good neighbouring family, of the 
 Georgian type. At eighty, or near it, he every day 
 made an elaborate toilet, and promenaded in blue 
 coat, brass buttons, yellow waistcoat, Russia duck 
 trousers, a huge silk necktie, the coiffure perpetuated 
 in George IV.'s coins, and cheeks in which the rose 
 and the lily were never allowed to change their 
 hues. To me he was and is always young. But I 
 am easily deceived. Never once, till the old ostler of 
 the ' Angel,' passing me in Merton Lane, said, ' The 
 poor old King 's gone at last,' had it occurred to me 
 that George IV. might be considered well in years. 
 
 But I must proceed with the figures that show 
 themselves through the darkness of past time. I 
 think the bonniest, the kindest, and the brightest, as 
 well as the ruddiest, of our elder contemporaries was
 
 SEA US AND BEAUTIES. 297 
 
 old Mr. Haden, who with a very large medical prac- 
 tice combined a scientific knowledge of music and a 
 most sensitive ear, and who had the management of 
 the Derby oratorios. 
 
 Then there was a stately column of a man a 
 Scotch physician, a philosopher and all that whose 
 tall, strong daughters were said to win the prizes at 
 archery so constantly that the ladies insisted these 
 children of Anak should contend with the gentlemen, 
 or at least compete at a longer range. 
 
 Another physician wore, long after date, a pow- 
 dered wig and pigtail. Nobody, it was said, had ever 
 seen his ears, and there were ill-natured surmises 
 accounting for the fact with the old maxim de non 
 apparentibus . 
 
 Of course there were very big fellows, who loom 
 large even now, and very little fellows, and pretty 
 groups, and other groups that might fairly appeal to 
 charity, or at least politeness, and not get either. 
 
 Then come the great beauties, who emerged one 
 after another out of the nursery and were the fa- 
 vourites for a time. It seems only the other day 
 that my eldest brother dropped, ' I tell you what, 
 
 Emma will be as great a beauty as her sister ' 
 
 ' greater ' I think he said. The child could then be 
 hardly yet in her teens. The announcement was re- 
 ceived with a chorus of incredulity. It proved, how- 
 ever, true ; for the child became a very great beauty. 
 She married first a wealthy brewer, and then a country 
 clergyman, whom she helped much in good parish 
 work, and now she is gone, and her place has been 
 supplied.
 
 298 PEOPLE I HA VE SEEN, AND STILL SEE. 
 
 Now more than sixty years ago, my father had 
 made the acquaintance of Mr. R. Wallace, a London 
 architect, on whom fortune had rather frowned. He 
 had made a good design for the opening at Carlton 
 Place into St. James's Park. It had been admired, 
 and passed over. The Committee of the Scotch 
 Presbyterian Church in Regent Square declared his 
 design the best, and accepted it. Irving overruled 
 their choice in favour of a very pretentious imitation 
 of York Minster. Mr. R. Wallace made a magnificent 
 design for an edifice worthy of my father's business, but 
 I suspect the acquisition of the Friary stopped that. 
 
 Through my father he had at last a success, for 
 he designed the rather imposing mass of buildings, 
 comprising a post office, a bank, and an hotel, all 
 on a scale then new to the town, meeting strangers 
 immediately on entering into the heart of the town. 
 Up to that time the post office had been wherever 
 the postmaster chose to reside, and it had accordingly 
 changed, I cannot say from one street to another, or 
 from one house to another, or even from one window 
 to another, but, strictly speaking, from one pane of 
 glass to another. I should say that for near twenty 
 years of my recollection all the communications be- 
 tween the postal officials and the public were done 
 through an aperture fifteen inches by twelve, less 
 perhaps, likely to be opened after some knuckle- 
 work. 
 
 In the new hotel, being rather cramped in space 
 for stables, our friend introduced what was then, 
 even to Londoners, the very great novelty of an 
 upper floor of stabling approached by an inclined
 
 A DESCENDANT OF DEFOE. 299 
 
 plane. Derby people could not go to London with- 
 out seeing the cellars of the large inns so utilised, 
 nor could they have gone to any continental country 
 without seeing underground stables. But they seemed 
 to think that bedroom floors were meant for Christians, 
 not for horses. However, not many years after, there 
 came a sudden flood that would certainly have 
 drowned all the horses at the Royal Hotel, had they 
 not at once been led upstairs to safe quarters. 
 
 Through the architect, and commended by him 
 to my father, there came a not very welcome addi- 
 tion to the small class of physicians exercising their 
 profession on the straight old lines. This was 
 Dr. Henry Defoe Baker, then newly married, and 
 crowded out of the metropolis. He was descended 
 from Henry Baker, one of the founders of the Royal 
 Society and a son-in-law of Daniel Defoe. He 
 had the cleverness and ingenuity of his ancestors, 
 but hardly did justice to his own very decided merits. 
 He was, however, always instructive and always oblig- 
 ing, and I possess still some statistics of household 
 expenditure he collected for me, showing the condi- 
 tion of the town artisan contrasted with my North- 
 amptonshire labourers. I stood for his daughter at 
 her baptism. She lived to woman's estate ; she has 
 gone long ago, leaving a pleasant memory. 
 
 Others there were who came and went, a hungry 
 race, society-hunters. They were people who never 
 yet had had the luck to find those whom they could 
 like or who could like them. They had nowhere 
 found people exclusive enough, or hospitable enough, 
 for their tastes. Nowhere had they found the ele-
 
 300 PEOPLE 1 HAVE SEEN, AND STILL SEE. 
 
 ments of repulsion and attraction combined with 
 the required nicety. So they came, and took their 
 positions, and observed. They scanned, and they 
 peeped, and they pryed, and they sniffed, and they 
 listened, till they could flatter themselves they knew 
 all about everybody. By that time everybody knew 
 all about them, and before long they added Derby to 
 a long list of similar disappointments. This earth 
 was not made for them. 
 
 Lord Chesterfield's saying that an agreeable 
 address is the best of all introductions often receives 
 an ill exemplification. I remember having at Derby 
 a sight or two of a good-looking gentleman, still 
 young, in a darkish green suit, but with a ' Rev.' on 
 his cards. He explained that in Ireland, from which 
 he hailed, the clergy did not adhere to black, and in 
 fact wished to mark as strongly as possible that they 
 were not priests. He was received everywhere. He 
 was asked to assist in church ; he read and preached 
 well. An incumbent of the town, availing himself 
 possibly of the opportunity, took a two months' 
 holiday, leaving the stranger in charge. I forget 
 when the latter's wife appeared on the scene. 
 
 There happened to be a small and prettily fur- 
 nished house in Friargate, just then shut up in the 
 absence of the pretty little Irish widow I have men- 
 tioned. Her affairs were in the hands of her medical 
 adviser, and she had left strict orders that the house 
 was not to be let, as he had dropped a hint to that 
 effect. He thought such a tenant was so exception- 
 ally good as to dispense with the observance of the 
 prohibition, and accordingly put into it the Irish
 
 WINTERING IN COUNTY TOWNS. 301 
 
 clergyman, wife, and I know not who besides. The 
 clergyman did his duties admirably. In those days 
 there was no ' Clergy List/ or ' Crockford,' and no 
 one seems to have thought of making an inquiry. 
 At last there was a rumour that after putting off his 
 tradesmen several times he still disappointed them ; 
 and the next day the bird was flown, first emptying 
 the wine-cellar which he had broken open, and then 
 carrying off the most movable and most precious 
 contents of the house. 
 
 He had performed several marriages ; and now 
 there arose a curious question whether, in the case 
 of his not being really in orders, the marriages were 
 valid. It is not, however, the custom to put in a 
 certificate of orders at a marriage, and as the 
 stranger was never heard of again, the question of 
 his orders could never be settled, and therefore could 
 never legally arise. 
 
 County towns generally claim to have had their 
 winter seasons, like London, and to have been the 
 resort of the county gentry, sometimes occupying 
 their own houses in the town. No doubt there sur- 
 vive many houses built by the gentry as a refuge 
 from the severity of winter, when it was often im- 
 possible to go about. The custom was, however, 
 extinct at Derby seventy years ago. Not a few of 
 the residents were of county families, but they were 
 in Derby under special circumstances. They were 
 alone in the world ; or they belonged to families that 
 wished them near, but not too near; or they had 
 come to the town for the benefit of masters ; or they 
 were poor ; or they were persons with some singu-
 
 302 PEOPLE I HAVE SEEN, AND STILL SEE. 
 
 larity, not to say eccentricity, of character. People 
 even then talked of the old gentry that had disap- 
 peared. It had disappeared of course in due time ; 
 but the least inquiry would have found that the old 
 gentry was quite as mixed as the new gentry, and 
 quite as much rooted in trade as in land. 
 
 In one class or another the town had its full 
 share of oddities and of hobbies. One elderly man, 
 John Hallam, in an invariable brown holland suit, 
 had the entree of every good house and every library 
 in the town. After his presenting himself he always 
 walked into the library, took a book from the shelves, 
 sat down and read for hours. He was never known 
 to accept any hospitality beyond this. I have heard 
 it complained that he was simply an absorbent, and 
 that he would never talk about what he had been 
 reading. It is not quite my own recollection, though 
 I have no distinct impressions of what he ever said. 
 Most people are rather indisposed for talking imme- 
 diately after a long spell of reading. They want 
 time to invert the process and change position. 
 John Hallam was a well, and a pretty deep one. It 
 required a long rope and a strong arm to get any- 
 thing out of him, and perhaps the result was not 
 always evidently remunerative. But the town would 
 hardly have borne him so long had he been simply 
 ingrata arena. 
 
 This was a comparatively cheerful case. I pass 
 over cases not so cheerful. Every old inhabitant 
 must remember with pleasure the annual display of 
 the choicest tulips in a small garden, up a narrow 
 entry, opposite our house in the Wardwick, and the
 
 FOOT-BALL DAY. 303 
 
 old gentleman walking round his beautiful family and 
 pointing out his favourites. He must remember too 
 the complete miniature of a garden in the Nor- 
 manton Road, in which all the choicest and brightest 
 gifts of nature were gathered in a picturesque setting 
 of shrubberies, rocks, streams, and lakes, in half a 
 quarter of an acre, or little more. Often has this 
 bijou paradise presented itself to me in the midst of 
 parks, pleasure-grounds, lawns, and parterres. 
 
 CHAPTER XLIX. 
 
 RECREATIONS AND AMUSEMENTS. 
 
 THE great event of the Derby year was the football 
 match on Shrove Tuesday. It was played between 
 St. Peter's parish, which contained the largest propor- 
 tion of roughs, and the rest of the town. The two 
 goals were on opposite sides of the town. One was 
 a water-wheel, which had to be reached through a 
 hundred yards of water of some depth ; and the other 
 a stake at the bottom of a deep gravel-pit. The ball 
 was a hard solid mass of the thickest leather, about 
 a foot in diameter. As the clock struck twelve it was 
 thrown from a window, or from the balcony when there 
 came to be one, of the Town Hall into the crowd 
 below, which instantly closed upon it. 
 
 In a quarter of an hour there rose a column of 
 steam as from a funnel up to the sky on a still day, 
 indicating the exact spot of the ball.
 
 304 RECREATIONS AND AMUSEMENTS. 
 
 The ball was never allowed either to touch the 
 ground or to rise into the air. It was simply tugged 
 and pulled and wrestled for. None but the strongest 
 men would venture into that metie. The ball was 
 usually a long time in the Market Place. Once in a 
 street it got over the ground quicker. Wherever it 
 came walls were thrown down, shutters were burst in, 
 and light buildings demolished. 
 
 All the rest of the day there came in bulletins of 
 the movements of the ball, as of a flood, or a stream 
 of lava. Sometimes the combatants got into the 
 Derwent, and unfortunate men once under the water 
 could not raise their heads again. Sometimes the 
 human mass rolled over a steep bank, with bad and 
 even fatal results. About nine or ten in the evening 
 a loud cheering announced that the winning champion 
 was at your door, on the shoulders of his paladins, 
 claiming his guerdon. Sometimes there were two 
 such visits, the ball having been torn in pieces, and 
 so goaled by both sides. 
 
 It was frequently canvassed with much earnestness 
 whether the Corporation ought to encourage so rough 
 a game, followed, as it generally was, with an inquest 
 or two and much destruction of property. The chief 
 supporter was Joseph Strutt, the most popular 
 member of the family, who had a picture-gallery for 
 the benefit of the town, and who presented it with the 
 Arboretum. People used to say the custom would 
 last as long as he did. I forget whether it did, but 
 the increase both of the population and of the area 
 covered by buildings made the game every year 
 more intolerable ; and it is now only a tradition.
 
 A SERMON TO LADIES. 
 
 305 
 
 Two centuries ago a good man, among other 
 charities, left a sum to the Vicar of St. Werburgh's 
 for two annual sermons against bull-baiting and like 
 rough and cruel sports. My sister-in-law Jemima 
 came in for one of the sermons unexpectedly at a 
 week-day service. The curate preached, not against 
 bull-baiting, which was now extinct, but against curs- 
 ing and swearing. The congregation consisted of my 
 sister-in-law and three quite respectable elderly ladies. 
 
 I don't know whom the curate expected. Nor do I 
 remember whether he gave such a turn to his discourse 
 as might make it edifying even to the congregation I 
 have described. Ladies swear, after their own sweet 
 fashion, in such terms as ' awful,' ' awfully,' and the 
 like. They can also denounce vigorously. 
 
 ' Prisoner's Base ' was then a great favourite with 
 boys and men. I delighted in it, for it was all running. 
 Who remembers ' Sasher Wright,' the fleetest lad 
 at Higginson's ? The game is mentioned by Shakes- 
 peare, Spenser, and Drayton. Early last century 
 twelve Derbyshire gentlemen played against twelve 
 gentlemen of Middlesex in a field behind Burlington 
 House. 
 
 The Derwent is a very unruly stream, and it was 
 formerly kept within bounds by banks or levees, still 
 indicated by a slight rise. The meadows enclosed by 
 these banks are called the ' Siddals,' which I think 
 .must be from sedilia. The Champ de Mars at Paris 
 has, or had, just that formation. 
 
 But seventy years ago, while much had been done 
 to suppress public games and amusements of all 
 kinds, little had been done to supply their place, or 
 
 VOL. I. X
 
 3 o6 RECREATIONS AND AMUSEMENTS. 
 
 to direct and help the public in such recreations as 
 they found for themselves. 
 
 The theatre was at a low ebb, not so much for the 
 want of merit in Mr. Manley's company I think that 
 was the name as in consequence of its continual de- 
 nunciation by some of the clergy. The performances 
 were generally some thoroughly respectable ' play,' fol- 
 lowed by a showy and noisy melodram'a. Mrs. Manley 
 was a neat little figure, and she used to play boys' parts 
 till quite out of form. It was in Derby theatre that I 
 saw Edmund Kean in Richard III., or Sir Giles Over- 
 reach, one or both, I can't remember, and it was there 
 that I acquired a basis for criticising his son Charles. 
 I suppose what I am about to relate will be con- 
 sidered to justify the comment of the late Primate on 
 one of my heroes. A well-known beautiful actress 
 was starring the provinces, and she took Derby in her 
 route. I had seen her on the London stage, where I 
 remember being more struck by her beauty and grace 
 than by her dramatic power. The truth was, I had 
 not yet got over my natural recoil from stage con- 
 ventionalism. In very early life the lady had been 
 placed by her mother under the protection of a well- 
 known sporting gentleman, one of the most prominent 
 characters of the day ; but this had now ceased for 
 years, and was spoken of as a thing of the past. The 
 lady was earning her bread and supporting relations 
 by the legitimate exercise of her natural abilities. 
 Immediately upon the announcement of her per- 
 formance at Derby, Mr. Robert Simpson, then Curate 
 of St. Peter's, posted all over the town a most offen- 
 sive and essentially untruthful description of the lady,
 
 DIV1NI GLORIA RURIS. 307 
 
 and denunciation of all who might go to the theatre 
 on this occasion, as countenancing whatever faults the 
 poor lady might have been guilty of. She, or her 
 friends, posted a very proper and temperate reply. 
 
 Mr. Hope took her part, no doubt considering that 
 the honour of the town was affected by the inhospi- 
 tality and cruelty of this treatment. He called upon 
 her, and, it was said, escorted her from the green-room 
 to the stage. This was certainly more than was 
 necessary for the purpose. Some years after, the 
 lady was married to a nobleman, and Mr. Hope per- 
 formed the ceremony. It was said at the time that 
 he much regretted the marriage, and also that he 
 should be called on to give it his countenance ; but 
 that after the part he had taken on the lady's visit to 
 Derby he felt he could not loyally decline. 
 
 Everybody who has passed his early years in 
 towns, laments, perhaps with acrimonious language, 
 the continual encroachment of private rights upon the 
 public, amounting often to complete usurpation and 
 monopoly. Premising that there is generally much 
 to be said on both sides, I will put the grievance first, 
 and historically as it regards Derby. 
 
 The first mile of the route which I have described 
 as an uninterrupted succession of fine scenery from 
 that town to the far north, was first a very pretty lane, 
 with cottages, one of them introduced by Miss Edge- 
 worth into a tale. You had the country in view all the 
 way. You then passed through a beautiful grove, with 
 a high broken bank or cliff on one side, and the Der- 
 went on the other. As you ascended a steep hill, a 
 grand amphitheatre disclosed itself. Looking across 
 
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 308 RECREATIONS AND AMUSEMENTS. 
 
 the site of old Derventio, and Derby, down the 
 valley of the Derwent and the Trent, you saw 
 Charnwood Forest, near thirty miles off. Soon Dar- 
 ley Abbey lay below you. Then you reached the 
 singularly pretty and comfortable village of Darley. 
 You might return through it to the town on the other 
 side of the river. If you wished a longer round, you 
 might go on to the still rural village of Allestree, pass 
 through the park, and, from a bench at a well-chosen 
 point of view, command enough of the country north 
 of you to give you a very good idea of Derbyshire 
 scenery. You might thence extend your ramble to 
 Quarndon, then a regular summer retreat for families 
 bound to economy, and come straight home by the 
 Duffield road, all the way with pretty foregrounds. 
 
 This description could now be hardly identified, 
 perhaps not even believed. Nearly all the way, in- 
 deed, wherever there is anything to be seen, you are 
 shut in by high walls. You cannot approach the 
 river, or ramble in the grove, or see the amphi- 
 theatre of the best Midland scenery. The point of 
 view at Allestree is unapproachable. A railway on a 
 high embankment now violates the almost sacred 
 seclusion of Little Chester. 
 
 Well, I have to admit that all this could hardly 
 be helped. I suppose the trespassers were so many 
 and so unscrupulous that it became a question who 
 was to have the use of the land, the proprietors or 
 the Derby roughs. If that be the question, I must 
 decide for law and order. But to return to the 
 grievance. There were in my time a dozen spots 
 within an easy walk of Derby where any one could
 
 SUBSTITUTES. 309 
 
 bathe in something like seclusion. I doubt if there 
 be one now. The Derby public were liberally allowed 
 to walk through Markeaton Park, and to skate on 
 the pond. That, I believe, is of the past. All these 
 changes are, I fear, inevitable, but they point to other 
 changes of a remedial and supplementary character. 
 It certainly is in the public interest that all classes 
 should have opportunity, indeed encouragement, for 
 pure enjoyment and healthy recreation. 
 
 Further and further from the country, and every 
 year more jealously excluded from river, park, pond, or 
 point of view, towns have to find amusement at home. 
 This they do. In my younger days there were only 
 two public rooms for this purpose that I can remember 
 at Derby : the Old Assembly Room, now long used as 
 a warehouse, and the New Assembly Room. There 
 are now a dozen or a score rooms, some very handsome 
 and some very large, available for concerts, for lec- 
 tures, for dances, for theatricals, for travelling-circuses, 
 for conjurers, and for political or religious demonstra- 
 tions. I have passed by eight or nine of them in one 
 evening in full roar, and had time allowed should have 
 been quite happy to spend an hour in any one of them. 
 
 CHAPTER L. 
 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 FROM my earliest recollections till I had been a year 
 at Charterhouse Dr. Sampson was the good genius of 
 our family, its affectionate friend, its honest monitor,
 
 3 io DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 and its wise adviser. He became assistant-curate at 
 Gainsborough about the time of my birth, so I can 
 only remember him as an institution of some stand- 
 ing. He was a short, slight, but upright figure, in 
 powder and Hessians. He had not much stamina 
 of either strength or health, as his pale complexion 
 sufficiently indicated. He was a rather unusual com- 
 bination of warm-heartedness and susceptibility, with 
 good sense, caustic humour, and knowledge of the 
 world. These conflicting elements, combined in a 
 fragile frame, and straitened by slender means, strug- 
 gled for the mastery, and the single success I can 
 confidently credit Dr. Sampson with was the spiritual 
 work he did in our family. An account of his career 
 might suggest that I have left out ambition from his 
 characteristics ; but it was not high-mindedness that 
 urged him to flights above his power to rise ; it was 
 the heart that led the way. 
 
 The first mention of him in my father's letters is 
 in October 1807. ' Tell Mr. Sampson they asked me 
 JS. 6d. to ids. 6d. for bone chessmen; 14^. to 2is. 
 for ivory. What shall I do ? ' Two years after, my 
 father had another commission on Dr. Sampson's 
 account. He was leaving Gainsborough for a naval 
 chaplaincy, and Mrs. Nettleship sends him a parting 
 gift in the form of a most elegantly bound Bible. 
 
 But thereby hangs a tale. The poor man's heart 
 was too much for him. There is a naive admission 
 of this weakness in his own language, and it was too 
 evident to his friends. It seems admitted as a fact 
 known to all the world, certainly to myself from very 
 tender years, that he was deeply in love with Anne
 
 NAVAL CHAPLAIN. 311 
 
 Nettleship, who became eventually Mrs. Rollestone. 
 Being only a curate he could not propose to her, or 
 he found that his advances met with no encourage- 
 ment. Gainsborough was no place for promotion, 
 and without that he could not marry. So he tore 
 himself away from a circle of friends very dear to 
 him, and made a desperate attempt to win prefer- 
 ment on the open sea. In November 1809 my 
 father describes a call he made on Mr. Sampson at 
 his friend Captain Searle's, in town. 
 
 The servant asked me into a most splendid room, and in a 
 few minutes Mr. Sampson came in. His appearance was that 
 of a man who had been racketing about for a week without 
 having once lain down. He was completely knocked up (by a 
 journey outside the coach). Captain Searle seems greatly 
 attached to him. In short, Mr. Sampson is afraid the Captain 
 has given a too highly coloured representation of him ; for, in 
 consequence of that, two young gentlemen intended for the 
 navy, of the very first family connections, and who have great 
 interest in the Church, are going with him. They are placed 
 under his immediate care. In short, if Mr. Sampson can but 
 remain on board (which God in His infinite mercy grant), his 
 fortune is made. I told Mr. Sampson that as his fortune was 
 locked up in houses, and therefore could not be made imme- 
 diately serviceable, and as he must be at some expense in 
 fitting himself out, perhaps a so/, bank-note might be useful to 
 him. He might return it when convenient to him. He was 
 exceedingly delighted, but declined it, as, if he wanted, he could 
 get money by application to his navy agent. Four o'clock. I 
 met Mr. S. in the Strand. He made me promise to call upon 
 him again at Captain Searle's. The good folks of Gains- 
 borough do not know their loss. He is certainly a good man. 
 I told him how sorry you were to take leave of him. ' God 
 bless her ! ' was his reply. 
 
 Again, November 13: 
 
 ' Mr. Sampson acknowledges he never was so affected in his
 
 312 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 life as when he left Gainsborough. He did not preach in the 
 afternoon ; he found himself unequal to the task. While 
 administering the Sacrament it was with difficulty he got on. 
 . . . He wished me much to breakfast with them on Monday, 
 but I said my business here required all my mornings. . . . 
 In short, I have such an affection for him that being in his 
 company only unmans me. He is a very delicate man, and the 
 idea (by no means improbable) that he is going to leave Eng- 
 land never to behold it again, is almost too much for me. To 
 such a man one farewell is enough. It required some exertion 
 that he might not observe me. 
 
 By the end of 1809 Mr. Sampson had been 
 obliged to give up his naval chaplaincy. He suffered 
 so much from sea-sickness. He writes to my father 
 from Twerton : 
 
 I am pretty well convinced of the correctness of the judg- 
 ment which our surgeon formed of my constitution, which he 
 seriously told me was too irritable to bear the sea. The ' Repulse ' 
 was a most comfortable and respectable ship, and I should 
 have been extremely happy on board of her during my passage 
 to join the ' Centaur,' if my health would have permitted. . . . 
 Let Mrs. Nettleship know you have heard from me, and that 
 I flatter myself I am getting better. I wish your parlour was 
 not quite so far off. 
 
 In my boyhood I was not much in the way of 
 hearing Dr. Sampson's conversation, though he paid 
 us many visits. At Derby he would drop in to the 
 little back parlour with the Tudor wainscoting, to 
 see us at our meals, and would stand aghast at the 
 zest with which we swallowed our dumplings and 
 cold mutton. I remember his putting a fork into 
 one of the former, and raising it, with the exclama- 
 tion : ' Call you this a light dumpling ! ' In fact, it 
 was as heavy as lead, for it was hard to get good 
 flour in those days. With a high respect for Dr.
 
 EAST INDIA CHAPLAIN. 313 
 
 Sampson's Oxford scholarship, my father used to 
 amuse himself with his incapacity for mechanics, and 
 even common arithmetic. Though he was obliged 
 to give up the naval chaplaincy, he went out next 
 year, 1810, to Madras, as chaplain to the East India 
 Company, which, however, suited his health little 
 better. In preparation for this he writes from Oxford, 
 where he was probably taking his D.D. degree, in the 
 April of that year : 
 
 I am now reading Persian at the rate of twelve knots an 
 hour. Our principal is an Arabic professor, and has been of 
 inestimable assistance to me. You would be surprised, per- 
 haps, if I were to tell you that I am up at my studies by seven 
 in the morning ; but as I am now a rising man it is not to be 
 wondered at. I heard from Dr. Cox (Master of the Gains- 
 borough Grammar School), who acquaints me that at last you 
 are to have a Curate. I marvel that your Vicar should prefer to 
 select his assistant from the north. I hear that he has a wife 
 and family. You must invite them all on every Sunday to dine 
 with you, else the man may complain that he has not the privi- 
 leges of his predecessor. He must breakfast and sup, of course, 
 with Mrs. Mozley two or three times a week, whilst you are at 
 Newcastle, according to established custom. You may tell that 
 lady that I often think of the quiet evenings that I have passed 
 by her fireside with the 'Ancient Atlas ' and ' Lempriere's Dic- 
 tionary ' upon our table, and that I shall be far from being so 
 much fascinated with Oriental splendour as not frequently to 
 regret the distance of the said Domestic Retreat. I suppose I 
 must not expect the good fortune to meet you in Town previous 
 to my second embarkation. Tell me what is going on amongst 
 you. I hope you attend church twice on Sundays remember 
 you are no friend of mine if you do not. God bless you. 
 Remember me to your boys and girls. 
 
 On December 25, 1810, Dr. Sampson writes from 
 Madras: 
 
 This, then, is Christmas Day. Is there occasion for me to
 
 314 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 assure you, my very good friend, that my mind incessantly reverts 
 to the hospitable mansion in which this day was spent for three 
 successive years at Gainsborough? . . . Whether the climate 
 will so far agree with my health as to allow me to continue 
 here long enough to derive much benefit from the great advan- 
 tages attached to my situation is uncertain. I have already 
 submitted to a salivation for a liver obstruction. This is not 
 a splendid exile after all for a man who has left England with 
 the feelings that I left it with. I read over the other day the 
 letter which you wrote to me in London, in November 1809, 
 congratulating me on my appointment to the ' Centaur,' and I 
 flattered myself with the hope that it was possible you might 
 yet retain the same friendly sentiments for me which you then 
 expressed ; ay, and that it was not quite impossible you might 
 retain them till I return to my dear native England. But I 
 hardly know with what confidence to look forward to that event. 
 Whether I shall ever again take a Sunday's dinner with you, or 
 (what is of much greater consequence) take you to church on a 
 Sunday's afternoon, Heaven knows. I would again enforce it 
 upon you with every possible argument not to neglect the im- 
 portant, the indispensable, duties of Public Worship. You may 
 be disposed to say perhaps, ' Somewhat too much of this,' but 
 recollect that I am at too great a distance from you to be sus- 
 pected of exercising any ecclesiastical authority over you. I 
 merely write my sentiments as a zealous friend, and perhaps the 
 hand which writes, together with the heart which dictates them, 
 may both be buried beneath the dust of this far country before 
 this letter will meet your eye. 
 
 The letter is resumed on New Year's Day, 1 8 1 1 : 
 
 The public rides of Madras exhibit great variety : English 
 carriages and Indian conveyances ; natives in phaetons, and 
 English in palanquins. Half a dozen camels march along with 
 their burdens, and perhaps an elephant^ passes by with his long 
 strides. I was a little alarmed the other day when my palan- 
 quin boys crossed the road within a foot of one of these animals, 
 though there was no danger, for 'the half reasoning elephant' 
 would have stopped, had it been necessary, and would not have 
 walked over me. Now a man might pass half his life in 
 Gainsborough without encountering such a circumstance !
 
 THE PEACE OF 1814. 315 
 
 January 10, 1811, Dr. Sampson writes : 
 
 This is the season of the Pungall Feast, a great Hindoo 
 holiday. It differs somewhat from the Morton Feast, as eating 
 and drinking form no constituent parts of the ceremony, which 
 consists in fireworks and Religious processions. Indeed, most 
 of the Hindoo castes are not very sociable in their meals, inas- 
 much as everybody eats alone. The Hindoo eats in a corner of 
 his room or hut, sitting on the ground upon his haunches, with 
 his chin resting on his knees, his face to the wall ; his wife, 
 when she has brought him his dinner, sits with her back towards 
 him, but near enough to receive a slap on the face should the 
 rice be ill-cooked. When the husband has dined she takes 
 what is left. The Hindoos, however, always consult, not only 
 their wives, but also all the women of the family, old and 
 young, before they adopt any new plan or proceeding, and it 
 is deemed unlucky to act contrary to their advice. Now per- 
 haps the good ladies of the Hundred of Lindsey, in the county 
 of Lincoln to wit, might approve of the Hindoo mode of taking 
 counsel in preference to the Hindoo mode of taking dinner ! 
 
 Dr. Sampson could not stand the climate of 
 India long. He was home again in 1814, without, 
 however, giving up the hope of a return to his post. 
 Writing to my father from town on May 4 of that 
 year, he says : 
 
 I never was so little interested in London in my whole life. 
 Whether Paris would interest me more, I know not ; but France 
 is quite out of the question for the present. Passports can 
 hardly be procured at home, nor accommodation abroad, for 
 any but those engaged with the diplomatic parties. A few 
 weeks will make a considerable alteration after the present 
 Uproar of Peace has subsided a little. The hurry of the Me- 
 tropolis is really, for the first time in my life, too much for my 
 spirits ; though, as you well know, I go neither to balls, nor to 
 plays, nor to routs. I am daily abused for my grave looks and 
 my deficiency of spirits. I have wished myself quiet at Gains- 
 borough a hundred times. The procession to Guildhall was a 
 fine thing, but I have seen so much of processions and page-
 
 316 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 antry, and glitter and show, during my residence in India, that I 
 was less struck than some others. I called on a party of West 
 Country folks on Saturday evening, and found them all aghast 
 at the wonders they had seen. 
 
 Dr. Sampson's return had been so little expected 
 that a letter from my father, after travelling a thou- 
 sand miles out of the way, finally reached him in 
 town more than a year after date. Far or near, it 
 was all the same, for he always bore with him the 
 trouble that was at once his mental weakness and 
 the aggravation of his physical maladies. His only 
 chance of winning the lady upon whom he had 
 staked his happiness was to hold oh in India ; but 
 heart and health failed. Before long he was once 
 more at Gainsborough, as appears from a letter of 
 Mr. Wayland : 
 
 Conceive my vexation at hearing that you and Dr. Sampson 
 are together without my being able to join you. I am positively 
 laid up with the rheumatics, and so unwell that I cannot walk 
 across the room without excruciating pain. ... Is it true you 
 are going to leave Gainsborough ? 
 
 On July 15, 1815, Dr. Sampson writes to my 
 father : 
 
 What changes in the political world since we met ? In what 
 will all these great events terminate? I was really tempted to 
 take a short trip over to Brussels to inspect the field of Waterloo. 
 You have heard, perhaps, the remarkable circumstance of the 
 greater part of the officers having fought in their ball dresses, 
 pumps, and silk stockings. ... I have not seen Wayland's 
 sermons advertised. I hear he edified the clergy at the Gains- 
 borough visitation. So we shall no more assemble together 
 under your hospitable roof, where I have been much pleased 
 with my party, however much or little my party may have been 
 pleased with me.
 
 CHURCHMANSHIP. 317 
 
 Before I change the scene from Gainsborough I 
 must ask what was Dr. Sampson's contribution to 
 the character of the family with which he so identi- 
 fied himself. I used always to hear him spoken of as 
 an authority, and an influence, and as saying things 
 that must sink deep by the force of truth. Perhaps 
 his contempt of vulgarity in all its shapes and dis- 
 guises was the most telling and abiding feature of his 
 long companionship. Of course he was a Tory, in the 
 sense of that period. In those days the City of Lon- 
 don monopolised that lead of the Liberal party, which 
 it has since had to divide with Birmingham and Man- 
 chester, if not wholly surrender to them. The Com- 
 mon Council was the chief exponent of the popular 
 cause, and one used to hear more of them than one 
 does now. I seem now to hear Dr. Sampson ejacula- 
 ting, ( Common Councilmen ! Common blackguards ! ' 
 Both as a gentleman and as a Churchman Dr. 
 Sampson carried his head very high, though in my 
 father's house he would have to meet with some who 
 were not Churchmen. 
 
 Moderate as the requirements of Churchmanship 
 were in those days, Dr. Sampson had to lift up his 
 voice occasionally, with or without effect A sermon 
 in Passion Week, on the words, ' Could ye not watch 
 with me one hour,' made a deep impression on the 
 scanty congregation chiefly of ladies. I conclude, 
 too, that they conveyed the impression to others who 
 ought to have been there, and were not. 
 
 I think it must have been he who recommended 
 my father to reprint the little book in which I was 
 learning my catechism in 1814 and 1815. I have
 
 31 8 DR. SAMPSOA. 
 
 long been puzzled to know who and what manner 
 of man the author could be. It was severely ' ortho- 
 dox,' and evidently done with great pains : ' The 
 Church Catechism explained by way of Question and 
 Answer, and confirmed by Scripture proofs, &c. Col- 
 lected by John Lewis, Minister of Margate in Kent.' 
 So ill-informed am I on these matters that it was 
 only the other day I found that this simple ' John 
 Lewis, Minister,' was an intimate friend of Water- 
 land, whose correspondence with him fills near half a 
 volume of his Works. 
 
 I always understood that it was Dr. Sampson 
 who introduced into our family the then prevailing 
 Spartan ideas of discipline. He used to maintain 
 that character is formed the first eighteen months, 
 if not earlier. At that age a child either submits or 
 gets its way ; either course for good and for aye. 
 My brother John came in for the first application of 
 this theory, and I next. Whether it answered in his 
 case I cannot say. I think that from the first my 
 brother John required stimulus, encouragement, and 
 that affectionate confidence which he was always 
 ready to reciprocate. As a fact he lived a life of 
 dutiful submission. It did not answer in my case, 
 and it had but a partial success in the brother next 
 younger. Many years after, my old nurse, in answer 
 to my inquiries, had to confess, with a smile, that I 
 was a very fractious child. 
 
 But Spartanism was all the rage last century, as 
 appears from the protest Dr. Johnson had to make 
 against the use of cold water in washing babies, and 
 from such books as ' Sandford and Merton.' My
 
 H&RET LATERI LETHALIS ARUNDO. 319 
 
 father, when a boy, was larking about the craft in 
 the river, when he went overboard, and was only just 
 rescued on his third appearance at the surface. He 
 got his face also badly cut, and had to be put to bed. 
 Two or three days after, his father said, ' Well, 
 Harry, how do you feel ? ' ' Quite well.' ' Nothing 
 amiss ? ' ' Nothing.' ' Then now you must take 
 your flogging for giving us all this trouble ;' and he 
 flogged him accordingly. 
 
 One of my father's schoolfellows at Kirton ran 
 away from school, and presented himself with a list 
 of complaints at his father's house many miles off. 
 His father listened to the end, ' Well, my lad, you 
 must be tired after your walk ; you had better go to 
 bed, for you must be up early to start for school 
 again.' ' But mayn't I have some supper ? ' ' No, 
 my lad. I pay for your board at school, and you 
 cannot have it here.' The point of the story requires 
 that the boy should be started to school without his 
 breakfast, but I will not believe that even on the eve 
 of the French Revolution fathers could be so hard as 
 that. 
 
 CHAPTER LI. 
 
 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 A FEW weeks after, Dr. Sampson has to direct to my 
 father at our new home, in great uncertainty as to 
 his own : 
 
 ... I am in a strait between two courses with respect to
 
 320 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 my return to the Eastern Hemisphere. Some of my medical 
 acquaintance and others are of opinion that I should run great 
 risk by so doing. I trust that I have zeal enough to hazard 
 either my health or my life, if it were my duty, in the discharge 
 of my ministry. The only point of deliberation is what is my 
 duty in the present instance ? May Heaven direct my choice ! 
 ... I hope you are all pleased with Derby, and I hope also 
 that the price of provisions has not been very injuriously 
 increased in your part of the country in consequence of the 
 arrival of your colony from Lincolnshire. 
 
 In October, 1815, Dr. Sampson writes from 
 Dublin : 
 
 I dread the passage back to Holyhead, and the stage-coach 
 journey through water, at this season of the year. But I keep 
 your parlour fire, and the comfortable sofa, and the family 
 party in the background of the picture, and skip over the 
 intermediate spaces. You may depend upon one thing that 
 after I have parted with my friends here, I shall travel with all 
 possible speed to my friends in the great brick house. 
 
 I conclude that Dr. Sampson had not yet given 
 up thoughts of returning to India, for before the 
 end of this year Mr. Wayland writes : ' I have too 
 great an affection and esteem for him to think of his 
 going back to India with composure.' 
 
 The next passage, under date July 22, 1817, I 
 will put first, and the explanation, such as I can give, 
 afterwards : 
 
 MY DEAR FRIEND, I am glad to find that a peace has been 
 established between the Lord High Chancellor of England, 
 the Chancellors of the two Universities, and yourself. It is not 
 every man, let me tell you, who can have the honour of being 
 opposed in a contest of consequence against Royal Highnesses 
 and Right Honourables. You complain a little of the expense, 
 but I need not tell you who have paid so many hundreds to 
 the income tax that war is not to be carried on for nothing.
 
 BIBLES AND PRAYER-BOOKS. 321 
 
 Those who are the active instruments in it, whether men of 
 steel, or men of parchment, will not serve without pay. 
 
 I was myself at the time only ten years old, and 
 only remember long conferences and grave looks. 
 At fourteen I might have been old enough to enter 
 into the question, but the sore was then healed. The 
 sale of Bibles was at that time in a most anoma- 
 lous state. The Universities and the King's Printer 
 had the monopoly of them south of the Tweed. But 
 they were printed and sold in Scotland, and they 
 found their way into the northern part of England. 
 The Universities gave good printing and good paper, 
 but at a high price. In fact they made a large 
 profit out of Bibles and Prayer Books, and a large 
 part of this profit they devoted to the publication of 
 works of a classical, not Christian, character. I saw 
 little in my early days of the Bibles and Prayer 
 Books published by the King's Printer, or the paten- 
 tees of the King's Printer's Office. As far as my 
 recollection goes they were generally in exceptional 
 forms and in handsome bindings, as if only for those 
 who could afford to pay well for them. It was 
 evident, however, that the King's Printer acted in 
 concert with the Universities, which was indeed 
 almost a necessity of their respective positions. The 
 result was that anybody wanting a Bible or Prayer 
 Book, or wishing to present one to a friend, had to 
 pay perhaps twice or thrice as much as it had really 
 cost. 
 
 Meanwhile the Christian Knowledge Society and 
 the Bible Society were selling an immense quantity 
 of the University Bibles the former the Prayer 
 
 VOL. I. Y
 
 322 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 Book too with good paper and print, but carefully 
 lowered to an eleemosynary character by repulsive 
 bindings and coarse outside lettering. In this way a 
 pauper got for is. 6d. what a lady had to pay IDS. 
 for. My father's customers were of the middle 
 classes, and they were shut out of this bargain. He 
 did what many others were doing. He sold Bibles 
 printed in Scotland, indeed by the King's Printer in 
 Scotland, if there was such a personage. He had 
 the existing custom on his side, and he felt he had 
 substantial justice. The granters of the monopoly 
 to the Universities could not have contemplated that 
 a large profit was to be made out of the sale for any 
 purpose the Universities might choose ; still less that 
 this artificial dearness was to be mitigated by cha- 
 ritable subscriptions for the benefit of such as might 
 declare themselves paupers, or indifferent to hand- 
 some exteriors. 
 
 The Universities could do nothing with the 
 swarm of lesser offenders, each selling, maybe, a 
 dozen or two Bibles in a year. They were on the 
 look out for an offender worth trying conclusions 
 with, and this they found in my father, who kept 
 stocks for the supply of retail dealers. It appears 
 that he consulted Dr. Sampson, who would probably 
 advise submission. My father did submit, but it 
 cost him 5oo/. or more. Within five years his name 
 began to appear in the title-page of the Oxford 
 Bibles and Prayer Books. 
 
 In the same letter Dr. Sampson alludes with 
 cheerful resignation to the termination of another 
 suit which had cost him much more than money
 
 RESIGNED. $2 
 
 could tell. My father had told him the news of 
 Anne Nettleship's approaching marriage to Mr. 
 Rollestone. 
 
 You have acquainted me also with another piece of intelli- 
 gence which really gave me pleasure. It is a great point gained 
 when things are well timed. If you had communicated the 
 same piece of news to me only about three years and a quarter 
 sooner, it would not have afforded me half so much satisfaction. 
 I should have been mortified, too, if she had sacrificed herself. 
 As far as I can judge of the matter, I approve of it highly. 
 What children we men are ! But Tempora mutantur, nos et 
 viutamiir in illis. You see I am still going on eating my bread 
 and cheese in Old England, and perhaps may so proceed to the 
 end of the chapter. I would not have you imagine that I am 
 inhibited from tasting your mutton and Madeira for ever and 
 for aye because I shall not take Derby on my way from Gains- 
 borough. It would occupy two days and nights. Remember me 
 to Miss Holt, and Mr. and Miss Hadens. 
 
 Dr. Sampson at last gave up India, and accepted 
 the curacy of Leytonstone, where, as long as his health 
 allowed, he did his work apparently to the satisfaction 
 of the parish. But he could not help reverting to what, 
 in a double sense, was his first love Gainsborough and 
 its people. He and my father had been visiting the 
 Nettleships together there, and he gives the history 
 of his journey home : 
 
 It would be needless to repeat how often I looked back to 
 the white house on the Hill. It would avail nothing to observe 
 that I was put into the very same abominable deep-blue room 
 at Retford, in which I feasted you and Mrs. Mozley on beef 
 steaks in April 1814; the very same room which has in- 
 variably frowned a darker gloom upon every parting from 
 Gainsborough, from November 8, 1809, to the 26th ult. inclu- 
 sive. ... I arrived half dead in London on Saturday morning. 
 On Sunday I was more than half light-headed with fatigue and 
 illness. How I got through the duty I can hardly tell. . . . 
 
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 324 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 The stimulus of a fever gave me some false strength. ... I 
 must go to bed. . . . Kind regards to Mrs. Mozley and your 
 family. There are none whom I meet more gladly than your- 
 selves, though there may be some whom I leave with rather 
 more poignant sensations of the pain of parting. But you are a 
 wise man and know how to account for these things ; and if 
 you be unable to account for any characteristics attaching to 
 me, I know not any other man who is likely to succeed. 
 
 Retford was then the first stage from Gainsborough 
 to almost anywhere else in England, and that 'abomin- 
 able deep-blue room ' must have frowned on many 
 a sad parting, and left a life-long gloom on many a 
 memory. Every time Dr. Sampson entered it, it was 
 to find his gloom darker. I cannot remember on 
 what occasion it was the poor man had had to make 
 a little discovery, for the bitterness of which he had to 
 thank himself only. Cross-country travelling in those 
 days was always a matter of social arrangement, and 
 the Doctor was only too happy to share a post-chaise 
 to Retford with Anne Nettleship, and Mary, her witty 
 but most agreeable sister. He had evidently planned 
 to sit bodkin. This, however, must not be. The 
 witty one made the two others get in first, and then 
 inserted herself between them. She had, however, 
 to sit a little forwards. The Doctor passed a hand 
 behind her, and, meeting another hand, gave it a 
 warm pressure, and retained his hold for the rest of 
 the journey. Upon their alighting, he found that the 
 witty one had anticipated his intentions by placing her 
 off hand behind, and so intercepting the Doctor's. 
 
 A few days after the date of the above letter the 
 Doctor writes : 
 
 hope to spend next week in rather more agreeable society.
 
 ONCE MORE AT GAINSBOROUGH. 325 
 
 I am sick of the individual who has been my sole companion 
 for four days past, and of everything about him : his gruel, his 
 draughts, and his pills, to say nothing of his ill-humour. What 
 a contrast to the four weeks preceding ! 
 
 Again, early in 1818, Dr. Sampson and my father 
 were visitors together at the Nettleships', where they 
 and their hostess were alike delighted with my eldest 
 sister's reports on the progress of the family studies at 
 Derby. ' There's a lass for you ! ' my father exclaims 
 with his pen. 
 
 Later in the year the poor gentleman is found still 
 harping on the romance of his Gainsborough life. 
 He had not written his congratulations upon Anne 
 Nettleship's marriage to Mr. Rollestone, but now 
 writes to my father : 
 
 Tell your favourite (as you are a favourite of Miss Mary 
 Nettleship) to give my cordial regards and good wishes to her 
 sister Rollestone and her husband, and explain why I did not 
 write being in India on the union. 
 
 Constant as he was to the end, he could yet be 
 interested in any lady who felt an interest in him : 
 
 If the young lady who ' looked about for me,' when I was in 
 London (where she and I might have been during a revolution 
 of Saturn, without meeting) if this young lady, I say, instead 
 of fatiguing her pretty eyes, had but employed her hand to write 
 one line for the twopenny post, it is most probable I should 
 have had the pleasure of seeing her. 
 
 My father asked his two clerical friends to meet 
 at Christmas this year. Dr. Sampson's answer was 
 laconic: 'Arrive, Monday, Mail.' 
 
 In April, 1819, after the birth of my brother 
 Arthur, my mother was for some weeks seriously ill,
 
 326 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 and believed to be in danger. My father wrote to Dr. 
 Sampson, with an account of his alarm, and his very 
 great joy when it was happily over, and he received 
 back some expressions of very warm sympathy. The 
 next month Dr. Sampson returns to the subject : 
 
 As some time has elapsed since you had the benefit of a 
 Sunday evening lecture, I am writing to afford you that advan- 
 tage once more, not by saying anything myself, but by referring 
 to that which you have said. You mentioned in your last letter 
 how well Mrs. Mozley had recovered from the effects of her 
 confinement, and, alluding to her apparent danger, you stated 
 that ' the recollection of that terrible afternoon would never be 
 effaced from your mind.' Now this was proper, as was also the 
 idea which presented itself to you (though you did not mention 
 it), that it would be an improving as well as acceptable exer- 
 cise of the memory to take some notice of it on every anni- 
 versary by some short appropriate thanksgiving in the course of 
 the private devotions of the family. 
 
 My father did, in fact, make a religious commemo- 
 ration of this deliverance, as he felt it, but whether 
 soon after or shortly before Dr. Sampson's suggestion 
 I cannot say. In May of this year 1819 he visited 
 the Waylands, still at Grayingham, near my father's 
 old school at Kirton. Writing to my mother, he 
 says : 
 
 I went to church at Kirton and heard a most excellent 
 sermon. After which I received the Sacrament. I really felt 
 that the hand of the Almighty had been stretched out to save 
 you, and consequently myself, and I determined to give full 
 scope to my gratitude, which, believe me, was genuine and 
 sincere. 
 
 My mother, as soon as sufficiently recovered for 
 the journey, with my father, my eldest sister, and the 
 two sisters of the gentleman- farmer I have described
 
 COUNTRY FOLKS IN TOWN. 327 
 
 as the Duke's Tenant, went to Brighton, stopping in 
 town by the way. This was for the sake of Dr. 
 Sampson's company and guidance, for he was now 
 in charge of a chapel at Leytonstone, where, on the 
 previous Trinity Sunday, he had preached a very 
 interesting sermon, afterwards published for the 
 Propagation Society. He had told his Derby friends 
 how to make the best of the time, what they were to 
 see, and who they were to hear on Sunday : 
 
 At St. John's Chapel (Mr. Daniel Wilson's) you would be in 
 luck if you found standing-room. I just mention this, as Mrs. 
 Mozley was inquiring. Then the Magdalen and the Foundling 
 are popular services. Mr. Gurney, of St. Clement's, is reckoned 
 a clever man, though of the Calvinistic school. 
 
 I conclude the Doctor had gone to the Norfolk 
 Street lodgings to receive the party, for I remember 
 being told of his scrutinising it very closely, face 
 by face, before any one could alight, and it being 
 suspected that he clung to the hope of one of the 
 Nettleships being there, as had been talked of. He 
 does not seem to have been quite at his ease in 
 charge of a mixed party of country folks, as they 
 might not have much regard for appearances. Punch 
 and Judy presented themselves before their lodgings, 
 and they boldly opened the window for the full en- 
 joyment of the performance. Dr. Sampson remon- 
 strated, and retreated to the farther end of the room. 
 One of the country people chanced to look round, 
 and saw that the Doctor had mounted a chair and 
 was enjoying a good view over their heads. 
 
 He hovered about them as they were starting for 
 Brighton, possibly still hoping against hope to see an
 
 328 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 addition to the party. But he had to bid good-bye 
 at last. He did not, however, go far, as the following 
 shows : 
 
 You say you have been told that I saw you go, or rather 
 your equipage and attendants before you went. Spectators can 
 sometimes give a better account of things than the performers. 
 Well, then, I was passing St. Clement's, towards Somerset 
 House, at twenty minutes past three by the clock, when I ob- 
 served a great concourse of people assembled at the head of 
 Norfolk Street, from the opposite side of the Strand ; but 
 whether it was a fire, or a fight, or a Punch's show, I could not 
 discover. However, the mystery was cleared up as soon .as I 
 saw the Brighton coach standing at No. 3, where another crowd 
 had collected about the door, among whom I was amused to see 
 son Henry looking on as an indifferent person, nowise con- 
 cerned in the matter, and I could not help thinking how 
 fortunate he was to have seen two grand public processions in 
 one day. He had scarcely come from seeing the State carriage 
 of England, attended by the great officers of the Household 
 [the Prorogation of Parliament], when he saw a second solemnity 
 attended by the Majesty of the people in honour of his family's 
 departure from the metropolis. It really was, joking apart, one 
 of the most striking spectacles of the kind which I had seen for 
 a long while. I need not tell you, I presume, that half the 
 windows in the neighbourhood were open, with two or three 
 heads peering out from each. The shoemaker at the corner 
 was standing with a couple of his journeymen with folded arms. 
 Another lean, unwashed artificer, yclept a chimney-sweeper, had 
 rested his bag upon some steps, and was staring open-mouthed. 
 The tallow-chandler's boy was sitting upon his box of candles 
 in an ecstasy of expectation. The razor-grinder's wheel was 
 stopped in the midst of its revolution, and the dustman's bell 
 was unrung. The only man who appeared to me to be minding 
 his business was a fellow with his basket before him, who was 
 vending his light spiced gingerbread smoking hot, with much 
 vociferation and perseverance. ... A person sometimes asks 
 questions, not so much for the sake of information, as to hear 
 what folks have to say, ' Pray, what is the matter here ? ' 
 1 Oh, sir, it's only one of the Brighton coaches taking up a
 
 A START FOR BRIGHTON. 329 
 
 family that has been bit by a mad dog, and is going to the salt 
 water to be dipped.' I thought some of the ladies might not be 
 altogether pleased at this testimony of public attention. The 
 baggage was being put on board whilst I was in sight, but I 
 didn't wait for the embarkation of the passengers. I thought 
 there were enough without me. I saw the vehicle in the Strand 
 just after I had heard a shout, which I imagined had been given 
 when you started. Really, though, I did feel some tender pity 
 for my fair friends, who might be a little annoyed at these civic 
 honours. You are an unassuming man, or you would have 
 mentioned the above civic honours in your letter, but you find 
 they were not lost upon me. Yours, 
 
 C. H. S. 
 
 Dr. Sampson came to see them at Derby in the 
 course of the autumn, and his visit was succeeded by 
 one from Mrs. Nettleship and a daughter. He took 
 the opportunity of renewing his old endeavours to 
 induce my father to attend afternoon service. With 
 a mixture of humour, he dates a sentence of his 
 letter : ' Sunday noon (by anticipation). I wish you 
 would ask Mrs. Nettleship to desire her daughter to 
 request your wife to persuade you to go to church 
 this afternoon.' 
 
 At this date we were attending All Saints' Church. 
 I cannot myself remember my father not making a 
 custom of attending afternoon service. Whether he 
 was present in mind as well as in body is much more 
 than I am able to say. It was not always so in my 
 own case.
 
 330 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 CHAPTER LII. 
 
 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 EARLY in the spring of next year, 1820, Dr. Sampson 
 was consulted as to my future disposal. I had been 
 now two years at Higginson's, doing nothing but 
 Latin ' Delectus,' accounts, and weekly letters ; not a 
 bit of Greek. What school would Dr. Sampson re- 
 commend ? He seems to have answered promptly, 
 Charterhouse, and Mr. Watkinson, whom he knew. 
 So there I went after Whitsuntide. Meanwhile Dr. 
 Sampson had called on my sister Jane at Kensing- 
 ton, and prepared her for a call from me. But his 
 letter, of April 18, 1820, when this point had been 
 settled, throws some light on the unique position 
 then occupied by Charterhouse in public opinion, and 
 lets out a little secret, withheld from me, I might say, 
 till this very day. 
 
 I have said, and I say still, that I cannot re- 
 member the time when I was not to be a parson. 
 It appears, however, that my parents were now for 
 making me an attorney Possibly they were affected 
 by the failure of Dr. Sampson's expectations, and 
 Mr. Wayland's, and by the numerous other cases of 
 clerical poverty and obscurity within their know- 
 ledge. Possibly they had learnt how little confidence 
 was to be placed in the kind words of patrons, 
 whether lay or clerical. But there was a more 
 serious reason why a lay destination should be still 
 in reserve. My mother, upon very good grounds, had
 
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 come to the conclusion that I was a trifler, and could 
 not therefore be depended on for a vocation requiring 
 earnestness. But an attorney ! To think of my be- 
 ing an attorney ! Alas for my clients ! Alas for poor 
 me ! I think it quite an even chance that I should 
 have been hanged long ago. Dr. Sampson writes : 
 
 I must now say what I have done. Mr. Watkinson will 
 have two vacancies in his house at Whitsuntide, and I desired 
 that Mozley might be immediately entered on the books of the 
 school for the opening after Whitsuntide. Dr. Russell, the 
 head master, was not at home, but Mr. W. has promised to 
 arrange everything. ... I thought of writing to you to know 
 whether you would have your son entered now, or run the 
 chance of a vacancy after the Bartholomew Vacation, but I 
 know you would be mortified in the event of a vacancy being 
 lost. I was within a day of missing a vacancy when I applied 
 for my last friend. ... I have pledged myself for a boy, and 
 you must send one, and find the needful. But I want to reason 
 the case for my friend Charles. 
 
 After discussing Merchant Taylors', college exhi- 
 bitions, and other matters, he proceeds : 
 
 Setting aside the chance of an exhibition, beyond a doubt a 
 young man would enter at a University with more eclat from 
 Charterhouse than from Merchant Taylors'. Charterhouse is 
 at present the crack school for scholars. It is a good deal 
 patronised by the Universities. . . . But I have an observation 
 or two to make with respect to Tom. It should not be known 
 at Charterhouse that he is not intended for College, for I believe 
 at all great schools they are most attentive to pushing forward 
 those who are likely to do them credit at the University. And, 
 quere, whether it would be well for him to know to a certainty 
 that he is to bean attorney? Whether it might not slacken his 
 efforts ? However, if he is already apprized that such is to be his 
 destination, it would then be proper, perhaps, for you and his 
 mother to take opportunities of pointing out to him the very 
 public stand which he will in future take in society in conse- 
 quence of his being at one of the first schools in the kingdom,
 
 332 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 where he will be known by boys from all parts of Great Britain, 
 and where he will have to establish a character for his future 
 life, which will never be forgotten in the world. What high 
 reputation as well as advantage it would afford him in his 
 destined profession to be recognised as having been an ad- 
 mirable scholar at the Charterhouse. ... I thought I might as 
 well give a hint, as it is really of consequence. I am right glad 
 that you have determined to send Tom to the Charterhouse, for, 
 in addition to any advantageous connections that he may pos- 
 sibly form there, the having been a Charterhouse boy will be an 
 honour to him as long as he lives, and will secure to him a 
 decided preponderance in society as a man of the law. ... I 
 have not made a clear statement, but my brains at present are 
 not calculated for accurate arrangement. But there really are a 
 good many things to be considered in this business, and I am 
 of course interested in my friends Tom and Charles. . . . God 
 bless you all ! Yours faithfully, 
 
 C. H. SAMPSON. 
 
 The writer's conscious failure to express his own 
 thoughts and feelings, which might possibly lead 
 some readers to skip the last few sentences, has to 
 me a serious significance. He came to Gainsborough, 
 as I have said above, about the date of my birth. 
 After being the good genius of the family for thirteen 
 or fourteen years, he gets me into Charterhouse at 
 that time a matter of great difficulty and breaks 
 down finally in the very act, so as never to be him- 
 self again. While taking all this trouble for me, Dr. 
 Sampson was more seriously ill than he even thought. 
 From this time his health rapidly declined. In his 
 next letter with details, April 27, he says : 
 
 I intended to have gone to Court yesterday with the Oxford 
 Address [on George IV.'s Accession], but Dr. Johnson advised 
 me not. I, however, saw the procession. It would have been 
 too much for me. It was a most oppressive crowd. I saw my 
 friend Captain Searle ten days ago, who received me with a
 
 FUNCTUS OFFICIO. 333 
 
 most expressive exclamation at my looks. . . . Dr. J. says my 
 lungs are not as yet materially injured. ... I shall, of course, 
 hear again before this Charterhouse boy comes to town. I 
 should like to go with him to Mr. Watkinson. Contrive that 
 he may arrive in the morning, as about noon will be the most 
 leisure time at the school. I have no doubt of his being 
 pleased with the School, the Masters, and the Boarding-House. 
 
 Two or three days after the receipt of my first 
 letter from school, my father writes to my eldest 
 sister : 
 
 Poor Dr. Sampson was too ill to take Tom to school. He 
 is quite off the hooks ; ankles, hands, and knees swollen. He 
 has to be carried from bedroom to parlour. Were you not sur- 
 prised to see Tom ? He is a little creature [I was then quite 
 diminutive for my age] to send so far from home by himself ; 
 but, being a boy, we thought there was no risk. 
 
 In a few weeks, July 24, Dr. Sampson wrote in- 
 quiringly about me. He had expected me to write 
 to him. From this letter it appears my father had 
 again offered to lend whatever his illness might 
 require : 
 
 Your friend [the Doctor says, speaking of himself] is very 
 much obliged to you for your kind offer of a loan, if necessary, 
 but he seems to think that he shall be able to make both ends 
 meet, somehow or other, by the end of the year. ... I will 
 promise you one thing, that if ever I shall have occasion to 
 borrow, you will be the first man I will apply to. I am, thank 
 God, very well that is, very hungry, and very thirsty but I do 
 not get very strong. 
 
 Some weeks after this, September 1820, my father 
 told Dr. Sampson of our unwilling change from All 
 Saints' to St. Werburgh's. The Doctor replies : 
 
 Your being driven away from All Saints', and being obliged 
 to take shelter in St. Werburgh's, is a little mortifying ; but as to 
 edifying, I hope you will not be a loser. You have been hearing
 
 334 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 a most able man for some years, but I have thought sometimes 
 that there was a deficiency of exhortation, the argumentum ad 
 hominem, and also of doctrine. I like a good deal of Scripturism 
 and spiritual investigation in a sermon ; and it is, moreover, 
 necessary that people should be now and then ' stirred up with 
 a long pole,' as an acquaintance of ours used to say [it was a 
 favourite phrase of my father's]. 
 
 Dr. Sampson's above estimate of Mr. Hope's ser- 
 mons, which we had now been hearing for five years, 
 will be held to bear out the late Primate's comment 
 on my portrait of that remarkable character: 
 
 The model clergyman of Derby, of whom Mr. Mozley gives 
 so attractive and well drawn a picture, must have been one of 
 the best specimens of this class. Bold as a lion in the discharge 
 of his duty ; the friend of the whole town ; respected by its 
 civic authorities, and on good terms with the country gentlemen 
 round about, he would have been perfect had he been only a 
 magistrate and not a minister of the gospel. 
 
 Early next year, 1821, Dr. Sampson, with great 
 heart, and little strength, gave his advice in a great 
 family trouble. What was to be done with my eldest 
 brother ? He could not settle down to his place in 
 my father's business or, as seemed too likely, in any 
 other business. His own thoughts ran wild on writer- 
 ships, and cadetships, a commission in the army 
 anything rather than desk-work. 
 
 I must say here that every year adds to my sym- 
 pathy for him. With natural gifts vastly greater than 
 what I could ever boast, he had even less power of 
 sticking regularly to work. Could a man have earned 
 a livelihood by reciting any amount of Shakespeare, 
 Pope, or Byron ; or by giving a brief and effective 
 biography of every man ever honoured with a portrait, 
 painted or engraved ; or by describing at length every
 
 MEN THE WORLD WAS NOT MADE FOR. 335 
 
 coat-of-arms, every carnage, every livery, or every 
 horse he had ever seen ; or by talking the most amus- 
 ing nonsense for hours together, then he might have 
 held his own, and held it to the end. But there was 
 no bread-winning occupation that I know of then 
 within his compass. 
 
 If I say the world ought to have found, or made, a 
 place for him, that may seem absurd ; but it is not so 
 absurd as to say that he ought to have squeezed his 
 spacious and irregular dimensions into any triangular, 
 quadrangular, or hexagonal cell the world might choose 
 to offer him, for that was plainly impossible. Had his 
 lot been cast half a century later, he had been at 
 least more fortunate, for there has been an immense 
 multiplication of literary and social opportunities in 
 these days. However, at that time the problem was 
 pressing and impossible. 
 
 A compromise was come to, which could never 
 be called successful, or anything more than a modus 
 vivendi. My brother went into the office of a Man- 
 chester attorney, settling afterwards first in town, then 
 at Derby. Of his legal acquirements the best I know 
 is that for twenty years he discharged, with credit, 
 the office of Coroner for about half Derbyshire a 
 desultory and idling employment, as it seemed to me, 
 but more to his taste than sedentary work. 
 
 Dr. Sampson helped towards this compromise by 
 showing the utter impossibility of the other directions 
 in which my brother's fancy had gone. Nothing 
 could be done without favour, and Henry was now 
 near twenty, too old for preparation. The military 
 idea was not simply a dream of uniforms, mess-
 
 336 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 rooms, and parades ; for about this time, on an alarm 
 given by Betsey to the household, my brother was just 
 stopped as he was slipping off with his portmanteau 
 to join the Neapolitan revolutionists. 
 
 While discussing the ins and outs of poor Henry's 
 case, Dr. Sampson describes his own prostration, ter- 
 rible cough, and ' rheumatism.' He had evidently 
 worn out the patience of the people at his lodgings 
 in Leytonstone, if they ever had any, for he was now 
 in new lodgings : 
 
 I have every comfort, attention, and solicitude from the 
 family I am with. I am not where you have hitherto seen 
 me. No, No, No, No, God be praised, for Mrs. C. is a brutal 
 creature to sick people. She hates them. This is a sad story. 
 You will be sorry, and so will my kind friend Mrs. M. Write 
 immediately. Do, Do, Do. This is the first regular letter I 
 have written for many weeks. God bless you all ! Amen, with 
 all my heart. I have often thought of your library and parlour 
 in my illness. Yours ever, 
 
 C. H. S. 
 
 On a comparison of dates it appears that such 
 was his condition while giving all his mind to the 
 embarrassing question now before his Derby friends. 
 As a last chance, he was now moved to Bath. The 
 widow of the Principal of his College had found good 
 lodgings for him. Dr. Sampson was of Magdalen 
 Hall, and the widow must have been Mrs. Ford. 
 The journey had been terrible, as most journeys were 
 to invalids in those days. 
 
 I was not prepared for the cold. Shivering, ill for twenty 
 miles before I got any clothing. Asked for a blanket. Got a 
 new, thick cloak. 
 
 Yet in this letter he returns to the question
 
 FAITHFUL UNTO DEATH. 337 
 
 whether a military acquaintance of the family could, 
 or would, do anything for Henry. The said colonel 
 always professed to be a friend of the Duke of York 
 as well he might be, for he was of good family 
 wealthy, and a handsome figure. But Dr. Sampson 
 observes he is a proud, vain, weak, selfish man, who 
 would only use his influence just as it suited his 
 vanity. Then a word about his own expenses. He 
 had at last accepted a loan from my father. 
 
 A good Providence surely has provided for me bountifully. 
 I took my estimate of expenses too high, but I considered 
 myself acting under your eye. I spared nothing. Weak, but not 
 uncomfortable. Speak low, but tranquil. Quite happy. God 
 bless you, and your wife and children, in every undertaking, and 
 n every possible way ! Ever, ever yours, 
 
 C. H. SAMPSON. 
 
 Next month a letter from his lodgings told the 
 end. My father and mother immediately went to 
 Bath, and saw him buried in the Abbey Yard. I 
 always believed they also ordered a tablet in the 
 Abbey, but I have looked for it in vain. They had 1 
 left at home our last-born sister, Edith, in her usual 
 health, but not a strong baby. On their return they 
 planned to make a stay at Lichfield, where I, my 
 eldest sister, and her friend Margaretta Heineken, 
 were to meet them in the ' sociable ' and bring them 
 home. We were all a long time in Lichfield Cathe 
 dral. My motHfer went into tears over Chantrey's 
 Sleeping Children. A strange gloom possessed me. 
 Under one of the seats of the sociable was a black 
 provision-box, for all the world like something else. 
 It was produced as soon as we were well out of the 
 
 VOL. I. Z
 
 338 DR. SAMPSON. 
 
 town on our return, and laid on this lap or on that. I 
 became certain something had happened. A hundred 
 yards from our house at Derby an employe met us, 
 and whispered something to my father. Edith was 
 dead. She had been taken with congestion of the 
 lungs. The eldest of the family left at home was 
 a sister, nine years old. The Hadens, our medical 
 attendants, could not be found, either father or son. 
 At last one came, too late to do any good. Thus a 
 long and tender friendship, which had always in- 
 cluded every member of the family, was closed at 
 last in a double sorrow. 
 
 It may be asked why I have given so much space 
 to a man who did so little and who left no mark. 
 Few indeed of my readers can have heard the name. 
 The question only raises another. How came it that 
 Dr. Sampson left no mark? He published nothing 
 but the sermon I have mentioned. I have perused it 
 once more. The Doctor gives some of his Indian 
 experiences, and dwells on the singular claims of 
 India, and the special facilities it seems to offer to 
 missionary enterprise. The people are naturally 
 gentle, and are willing attendants in our houses, on 
 our journeys, in our amusements, and even in our 
 churches, for they stand by and look on while we 
 worship. Their own superstition has much in com- 
 mon with our faith, possibly in the way of leakage 
 from our older truth. They have their Incarnation, 
 their Mother and Child, their mystic Triad, and 
 much more. The preacher does not add that an- 
 cient Paganism had all these also. His argument is 
 stronger when he speaks of our positive duty, that is,
 
 TALKERS AND WRITERS. 339 
 
 if we care for our faith, and of the hold that such 
 men as Schwartz acquired on the Hindoo mind. 
 
 I suppose that our much-loved friend had not 
 even the physical strength to write much, or even a 
 little with much power. His weekly sermons took 
 what strength he had. But I also remember that in 
 those days it was usual to speak of authors as second- 
 rate people. The talkers were the men of real talent, 
 and it was they who found their way to the tables 
 of the great, or to the best positions in the Church. 
 Writers were believed to be men with personal or 
 social disqualifications, eavesdroppers, or vultures, 
 who picked up what better men had said, and made 
 books out of droppings. 
 
 Mrs. Parish, with whom I have said my eldest 
 sister was for some time, had a horror of authoresses. 
 She divided people into three classes men, women, 
 and women who write. In the year 1822 we, 
 at Derby, performed Pyramus and Thisbe, and my 
 eldest sister wrote a very pretty account of the whole 
 matter, the preparation, the difficulties, and the mis- 
 haps. I had proposed to her to contribute it to a 
 school magazine. I took it in my pocket and expected 
 to gratify Mrs. Parish with this proof of her pupil's 
 powers. She gave me to understand, by words and 
 looks, that she much disapproved of young ladies 
 writing for any eyes but those of their intimate 
 friends indeed, generally of female authorship. 
 
 Dr. Sampson was much too high-minded to write 
 for the purpose of recommending himself. As for 
 writing to make money, he wanted it certainly, but 
 he could never have married upon authorship. He 
 
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 340 FROM DERBY TO LONDON 
 
 often said he could have saved to put by 2OO/. a 
 year, but he could not bring himself to save 2O/ 
 
 CHAPTER LIII. 
 
 FROM DERBY TO LONDON. 
 
 IT was found I was making no progress at Mr. 
 Higginson's. I and my younger brother Charles en- 
 tered the school together, and it was natural we should 
 be mated at first, for we had both to begin Latin. 
 He was much taller than I was, and he could deliver 
 his words much more easily and distinctly. I had felt 
 it an indignity, for we had never been so paired in our 
 home studies. But I had to submit to it, and that 
 for two years, for we were always regarded as twins'. 
 This betrayed something wrong in the school. In 
 1819 my parents began to think of moving me. It 
 must have been in that year that they spent a week 
 or two at one of the Matlock boarding-houses, and 
 met Dr, Bathurst, Bishop of Norwich. They were 
 always glad of the opportunity of meeting clergy of 
 learning and position. My mother dropped that she 
 had a son at Repton, my brother John. The Bishop 
 inquired his age and what he was doing. My brother 
 would then be fourteen, and my father named the 
 books he was in The Bishop's reply was far from 
 satisfactory. The boy must be rather backward, or 
 the school very indifferent I was not brought on 
 the scene, but my mother let out the number of her
 
 INSIDE THE MANCHESTER MAIL. 341 
 
 family, which, as she was then only thirty-six, was 
 something to be proud of so at least the Bible tells 
 us. The Bishop replied, ' Ma'am, I'm one of thirty- 
 six. My father had twenty-two by his first wife and 
 fourteen by his second. We've not been too many 
 to get on pretty well in the world.' 
 
 I daresay I had the -benefit of this conversation 
 eventually. Dr. Sampson, as I have said above, was 
 consulted. He strongly recommended Charterhouse, 
 and obtained from his friend Mr. Watkinson the 
 promise of an admission into his house the best 
 house, Dr. Sampson believed it. I travelled inside the 
 mail, and my father had to book my place from 
 Manchester, paying three guineas and a half for it. 
 If the value of a journey is to be measured by the 
 pleasure it gives, by the new information it brings, 
 and by the enlargement of the mind, never was there 
 a cheaper fare. I had already studied the ' County 
 Atlas,' and for many years after this I could give in 
 order all the towns and villages, all the change-houses, 
 churches, and rivers, in this voyage of discovery. 
 Succeeding journeys could not add to the distinct- 
 ness of my first impressions, I am not sure they did 
 not confuse them. 
 
 Derby, I must tell my readers who do not know 
 the town, or who have only seen its dingiest and least 
 picturesque suburb from the Railway Station, has 
 good claims to be considered the centre of this island. 
 It divides picturesque from unpicturesque England. 
 From St. Alkmund's Church you may walk on hills 
 and mountains to Scotland, or on a bowling-green 
 to London. There were indeed some elevations on
 
 342 FROM DERBY TO LONDON. 
 
 the road I travelled, but Highgate was the highest. 
 There was the miniature granite range at Mount 
 Sorrel, older, I am told, than Switzerland. Then 
 there was the Trent, and some smaller rivers. There 
 were historic towns and battlefields, the Abbey 
 where Wolsey died, and an Eleanor's Cross near 
 Northampton ; there were churches, towers, and spires 
 Market Harborough chief of them St. Alban's, 
 and the remains of old Verulam. The sun had risen 
 when I first saw the dome of St. Paul's from under 
 Highgate Archway. It must have been late in May, 
 and there was not much night. 
 
 I arrived at a cousin's house at Aldermanbury, in 
 the city, a few steps from the ' Swan with two Necks,' 
 about half-past five in the morning, expected and 
 kindly received. As I shall have to mention my kind 
 host and his two sons frequently, I may as well 
 explain that he was only my father's cousin by 
 marriage. His wife was our relative. Elderly, in- 
 firm, and now down in the world, she was soothing, 
 cheering, and helping all about her with unfailing 
 gentleness. After breakfast my host went with me 
 on foot to Phillimore Place, Kensington, where my 
 eldest sister was at school. I much amused him by 
 pointing out all the public buildings on the road, and 
 telling him more than he knew about them. I had 
 a long talk with my sister and Mrs. Parish, who very 
 kindly exhibited to me her dozen pretty pupils, as 
 they marched in file to the room where they were to 
 have a dancing-lesson. 
 
 She was in considerable excitement. Every 
 Monday morning there passed before her windows
 
 MRS. PARISH. 343 
 
 an endless cavalcade of open carriages, containing 
 all sorts of people going to pay their respects to 
 Queen Caroline at Brandenburgh House. Mrs. 
 Parish closed all her front shutters, and kept herself 
 and her pupils to the back rooms, till the tide had 
 flowed and ebbed again. 
 
 A sad blow was in store for Mrs. Parish, who shall 
 tell it in her own words, written in 1821 : 
 
 I have myself met with a sore vexation, no less than having 
 had one of my late pupils disgrace herself by going to Bran- 
 denburgh House, when some address was presented to the poor 
 Queen. Little did I expect that a young person of whose heart 
 and understanding I had so good an opinion as those of Miss 
 Price, would so soon forget the sentiments inculcated upon 
 her whilst under my roof, as, within a few months after quitting 
 it, to join the tagrag and bobtail rabble, consisting, in spite of 
 satin gowns and ostrich plumes, of every variety of vulgarity 
 and disreputability. Having identified herself with such, she 
 has rejected and forfeited my esteem, and therefore I can never 
 see her again with pleasure. Had it been from compulsion 
 I should acquit her, but her parents, whatever may be their 
 politics, are too indulgent not to have excused her going had 
 she felt a repugnance to it. 
 
 All England and most houses were divided on 
 this miserable affair. As a rule the men were very 
 strong, not to say worse, against George, and the 
 women against Caroline. This, I suppose, is the case 
 generally in such matters. 
 
 Leaving Phillimore Place, and striking across to 
 Bayswater, we returned to the city by Oxford Street 
 and Holborn. After a short rest, I and the younger 
 son, about my own age, started for the Tower, of 
 which we saw as much as we could see late in the 
 day. The chief attractions at that period were the
 
 344 FROM DERBY TO LONDON. 
 
 lions, the ' beef-eaters,' the Traitors' Gate, the blocks 
 and axes, the regalia, and a very long room along 
 which you had to pass a line of wooden horses and 
 wooden men in complete armour. I never could 
 dispel the terrible idea of the whole line moving on 
 and trampling me underfoot. I may as well take this 
 opportunity of anticipating a friend who will be re- 
 minded that he once asked me if I had seen the lions 
 washed in the Tower, when I fully accepted the idea, 
 forgetting that it was the First of April. Upon 
 returning from the Tower I saw most of the important 
 buildings in the city a pretty good sequel to a hard 
 day's work, following a night on the road. 
 
 I must have been nearly a week with my city 
 cousins, so much did we manage to see before I was 
 finally shut up in Charterhouse. I saw the judges 
 going somewhere in state, and the Lord Mayor. I 
 did St. Paul's thoroughly. There was one great 
 disappointment : we could not get into Westminster 
 Abbey or Hall, as the preparations for the Coronation 
 were already in hand, and not even for Divine Service 
 could strangers be admitted. The King wanted to 
 have this as early as possible, in July that year, I think ; 
 but Queen Caroline was at Brandenburgh House, 
 announcing her intention to share the honours of the 
 day. It was apprehended that the metropolis might 
 rise on behalf of one against whom there was nothing 
 but the allegations of interested parties. So in July 
 the Coronation was postponed by proclamation to 
 the next year. 
 
 In this week of wonders I saw George IV. go in 
 state to open his first Parliament. It was, to me, a
 
 QUEEN CAROLINE. 345 
 
 very grand affair. We took our places in the crowd 
 that almost filled the street opposite the Horse 
 Guards. There were neither cheers aor groans that I 
 can remember ; it was simple curiosity. There was, 
 however, some confusion. The spectators could not 
 be induced to allow sweep enough for the eight horses 
 that would have almost to stretch across the street 
 before their heads could be turned to Palace Yard. 
 So at the last moment the crowd had to be pushed 
 back by main force. I very much amused my Derby 
 friends by the exuberant loyalty with which my next 
 letter described ' His Majesty and his four royal 
 brothers.' All five had had a good deal of the shine 
 taken out of them in popular estimation. 
 
 I may as well mention here that next year, on 
 the morning of the Coronation, I saw the poor lady 
 herself. We had all leave to be out for the day, with 
 proper invitations. My city cousin took me off early 
 to reconnoitre. Towards the south end of Parliament 
 Street, a few doors from Palace Yard, we heard loud 
 hurrahing, and met a large and excited crowd. We 
 had just time to get on a doorstep, and there passed, 
 at a walking pace, an open carriage, in which was a 
 lady whom we could not fail to recognise. She 
 seemed very excited ; her colour was high ; and she 
 had several large ostrich feathers in her bonnet. The 
 carriage and surrounding crowd passed up the street 
 out of sight. The future Cardinal's eldest sister was 
 then within a few yards of me, and we always agreed 
 as to what we had witnessed. 
 
 In a slight volume of reminiscences Lord Broug- 
 ham says that the zeal of the mob was instantly
 
 346 FROM DERBY TO LONDON. 
 
 damped by the repulse at the entrance of the Hall. 
 No doubt Lord Brougham knew what he meant 
 when he said this ; but I can only say I never saw a 
 more noisy crowd. Its noise and its gestures, how- 
 ever, would not signify much. What indeed did 
 they mean ? They meant that the mob were delighted 
 to see so much spirit, even under desperate circum- 
 stances, and were satisfied that the poor Queen had 
 done her best to assert her rights, even if it only 
 amounted to one more fruitless annoyance. As it 
 was, her attempt concentrated the mob, and drew it 
 away from Palace Yard, leaving the assemblage there 
 smaller and less noisy. This might be what Lord 
 Brougham meant. 
 
 Mr. Stapleton, of Eversley, once described to me 
 the intense anxiety of the authorities as to the point 
 of the expected collision. No orders, no programme, 
 would be sufficient of themselves, for all would depend 
 on the man that had to carry them out. So a very 
 handsome and graceful young officer was selected, 
 who combined the requisite gentleness and stern- 
 ness. I forget his name. He did his work well. No 
 lady was to be admitted without showing her own 
 ticket. The Queen demanded admission as of right, 
 being the Queen of England. The young officer 
 stated his orders. She then presented Lady Hood's 
 ticket, but in vain. 
 
 Country people often complain of the overwhelm- 
 ing fatigue of the first visit to town, if they have to 
 be much in the thoroughfares, and generally on foot. 
 How came I to be able to do and see so much in 
 three or four days, beginning with a night's travelling,
 
 ABNORMIS SAPIENS. 347 
 
 and after that never once upon wheels ? Perhaps 
 it was easier then than now. The pavements were 
 much freer for pedestrians ; the wheel traffic was 
 little and slow ; the noise was not so distracting and 
 wearing ; the crossings suggested little danger, and 
 compelled no delays. 
 
 Yet I do remember that my father, soon after that 
 date, persuaded Mr. Ordish, of Ingleby, a farmer and 
 self-taught philosopher, to go up for a week's visit to 
 my kind cousins, and see London for the first time. 
 The poor man was so dazed, stunned, and stupefied 
 by the endless variety of sights and sounds, that at 
 the end of the second day he found himself in the 
 case of Queen Sheba, for there was no more spirit 
 left in him. He could only entreat to be allowed to 
 return home immediately, and his condition was so 
 alarming that it was deemed best to comply. His 
 preparation, however, had been very different from 
 mine. I had always lived in towns. His home and 
 the home of his ancestors was a quiet little nook 
 near the southern bank of the Trent, and close to the 
 rock-hewn habitation of an anchorite, well known as 
 Anchorchurch. Mr. Ordish, like the old anchorite, 
 required time and perfect quiet for his lucubrations. 
 An old woman of his parish relates that when he 
 heard of the first intended railway the Manchester 
 and Liverpool, I suppose he took to his bed, and 
 after a week got up, saying, ' England will be a net- 
 work of railways.'
 
 348 MY SUBSEQUENT JOURNEYS. 
 
 CHAPTER LIV. 
 
 MY SUBSEQUENT JOURNEYS. 
 
 MY subsequent journeys between Derby and London, 
 near thirty of them in five years, were not so costly 
 or so comfortable. I had to be content with the 
 stage-coaches, and, though I think there was always an 
 appeal to my choice, I travelled mostly outside in all 
 weathers. The journey took seventeen or eighteen 
 hours, and there was always a night in it. What 
 cold, what wet, what snow, did I not suffer ! What 
 wakefulness, what sleepiness ! Towards the close of 
 a wakeful night, there was no life in me, not even 
 enough for sleep. I felt as one of Milton's convict 
 souls, wedged in deep- ribbed ice. When the sun had 
 risen an hour or two sleep came, not to refresh, but to 
 torture me. As I sat, one long summer's day, in the 
 back seat of the basket, or boot, and kept continually 
 nodding, with my legs dangling over the hind wheel, 
 an old lady on the opposite seat conceived the very 
 natural apprehension that I might fall forwards and 
 be probably killed. So besides continually scolding, 
 she watched my eyes, and whenever they closed gave 
 me a sharp poke in the ribs with her umbrella. It is 
 quite possible that she saved my life, for which I still 
 thank her. 
 
 I once travelled vis-d-vis with a thin, pale, elderly 
 woman, ill-clad in black, who never once got down, 
 or even moved to shake off the snow that settled on 
 her lap and shoulders. I spoke to the guard about
 
 OUTSIDE THE STAGE-COACH. 349 
 
 her. He said she had come from Edinburgh, and had 
 not moved since changing coaches, which she would 
 have to do once. She feared that if she once got down 
 she would not be able to get up again. She had 
 taken no food of any kind. I have frequently heard 
 similar instances of endurance in the longsuffering 
 sex, some incredible but for the authority they came 
 with. 
 
 In May 1800, my mother, in her seventeenth 
 year, came to London with her younger sister from 
 Bridlington. They came in a collier, at the invitation 
 of its owner, a relative. The winds proved adverse, 
 and they were tossed about a whole fortnight. My 
 mother scarcely touched a morsel of solid food ; her 
 sister not a morsel, only a few cups of coffee. On 
 their arrival at a relative's house my mother went to 
 bed. In a few hours she was waked up. ' You must 
 go to Drury Lane, for the King is to be there, and you 
 may not have another chance of seeing him.' She 
 went. Her friend secured her a good place in the 
 pit, just before the royal box. In a few minutes the 
 King appeared in his box. Almost immediately a 
 man stood up, within a yard of her, and discharged a 
 pistol at him. This was Hatfield. 
 
 Happening to return home a few days later than 
 usual one Christmas, I found myself the only pas- 
 senger. Outside and inside the coach was piled and 
 crammed with fish and oysters. I was inside, and 
 had hardly room to squeeze in. The guard was full 
 of apologies, but appealed to his own hard case. 
 There were a hundred and thirty packages to be 
 dropped all along the road, and he had no little diffi-
 
 350 QUI DIVITIIS 
 
 culty in finding them. I had to help him. My 
 situation improved gradually, but upon my arrival 
 at Derby a certain ' ancient-fish-like smell ' betrayed 
 my company on the road. 
 
 The outside had the advantage over the inside 
 in the variety and interest of the passengers. All 
 families that could afford it travelled post in those 
 days. It was not the thing for a young lady to travel 
 alone in a public conveyance. How young ladies 
 travelled I know not, but they did not travel so much 
 as now. More than half the inside passengers on my 
 route were ' Manchester warehousemen ' and others, 
 whose business lay both in London and in Manchester, 
 and who were bound to visit one or the other place 
 once a fortnight or so. They were hard-working, 
 hard-worked men, and they made the journey as 
 much a rest as possible, saying little indeed, having 
 little to say. The smell of the inside of a coach after 
 a long night of closed windows is a thing never to 
 be forgotten. I use the present tense, for here it is 
 now. 
 
 Outside we had characters and incidents. One 
 journey I sat behind young Lockett, only child of our 
 next-door neighbour, a very handsome and agreeable 
 fellow, but who cared for little but cigars, so they 
 said. He thought I did little credit to Charterhouse 
 when I declined his kind offer of brandy-and-water 
 and a cigar. 
 
 I have to thank a Scotchman for teaching me 
 good manners. One hot day, three-quarters on our 
 way to town, I took out a bunch of grapes, and was 
 consuming them one by one. ' I like grapes,' he
 
 SOLI INCUBUERE REPERTIS. 351 
 
 observed, looking at my treasure. So I had to 
 divide them, and did not bless him at the time, 
 though I do now. 
 
 I sat once beside a young gentleman who had 
 arrived from Brazil the day before. On some rooks 
 rising from a field he looked astonished, and said he 
 had not been aware there were eagles in England. 
 It has ever since added to the respect I feel for these 
 birds, in whose company I have lived more than half 
 my life, and am still living. 
 
 In one respect the road had a great advantage 
 over the rail. It afforded many opportunities for 
 stretching your legs, working your lungs, and quicken- 
 ing your circulation. At a steep hill, or a bit of bad 
 road, the coachman would come to the door and 
 invite gentlemen to relieve the horses by getting out 
 and walking. I was always only too glad to accept 
 the invitation. I remember walking four miles, with 
 all the other passengers, in what were then the deep 
 sands between Retford and Worksop. It often oc- 
 curred to me that as it had been within Lord Lincoln's 
 experience and under his observation that this road 
 had been at last macadamised, he might have given 
 the public the benefit of that example when our 
 army was suffering horrors for want of a hard road 
 to Balaclava. 
 
 The coaches stopped twenty minutes for break- 
 fasts, dinners, and teas. Half-frozen and cramped as I 
 was I usually gave up the meal, and, after duly warn- 
 ing the coachman, set off walking and running. I 
 frequently made three miles, sometimes nearly four, 
 before the coach overtook me, and occasionally re-
 
 352 MY SUBSEQ UENT JO URNE VS. 
 
 ceived a full vial of the coachman's wrath for frighten- 
 ing him, as he had given me up altogether. I always 
 felt a peculiar delight in running wild, as it were, in 
 a new country 
 
 Returning to town one beautiful frosty moonlight 
 night in January 1821, not far from Queen Eleanor's 
 cross, near Northampton, we met another coach. 
 Our coachman did not detect in time that the other 
 coachman was asleep, and trusted to his taking his 
 proper side of the road. The result was a collision, 
 the wheels becoming locked, the harness giving way, 
 and the horses scampering off over the fields. Both 
 coachmen were thrown to the ground, and one much 
 hurt. In Leicestershire we had picked up a school- 
 fellow, of a good county family. With him I walked 
 up and down the road for two hours, while a fresh 
 team, indeed another coach too, were being got from 
 Northampton. To me it is a very pleasant recollec- 
 tion, saving the case of the poor coachman. 
 
 My schoolfellow, who was no more hurt than I 
 was, immediately upon his arrival in town went to 
 an hotel, and wrote to his friends that he had been 
 thrown from the coach, that his arm was badly hurt, 
 and that the doctor called in had recommended that 
 he should not move for a week. His friends were to 
 write to Russell accordingly, which they did. At the 
 end of a week he presented himself at school with 
 the same story, and I never heard that it was doubted. 
 I don't suppose it was the first, and it certainly was 
 not the last, trick of the kind that he played. With 
 a good figure, pleasant address, and fair abilities, he 
 had neither a long, nor a happy, nor an honourable
 
 EXPECTED GIFTS. 353 
 
 career. I often wish that clever rogues could be made 
 to understand that the very worst thing that can 
 happen to them is complete success so complete 
 that they are not even suspected. 
 
 Miserable as the outside of the coach was in cold 
 weather, I am not sure that the inside has not left a 
 deeper sense of disgust. The inside of the mail was 
 not an inch larger than was barely sufficient for the 
 four human carcasses jammed in it. In 1820 the 
 mail was rapidly increasing its speed, and the stage- 
 coaches were obliged to do the same. This they 
 could only do by imitating the light build and narrow 
 dimensions of the mail. Indeed, the old six-insiders 
 had now disappeared from England, and I only heard 
 of them as still lingering in Wales. 
 
 The dinners and breakfasts were a very great re- 
 lief, and my recollection is that the good people at 
 the inns did their best for us, though occasionally the 
 tea, buttered toast, and eggs did not come in as early 
 as they might, considering the short allowance of 
 time. On the other hand, there was one great aggra- 
 vation of the pains of travelling, unknown in these 
 days. Both coachman and guard changed frequently, 
 and as each gave place to a successor he presented 
 himself to ask for a douceur. This alone cost me 
 seven or eight shillings between Derby and London. 
 It was not an irregularity, like feeing porters at a 
 railway station ; it really constituted the pay of the 
 men asking for it, and any one refusing to give the 
 usual fee was a defaulter. 
 
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 354 LONDON IN 1820. 
 
 CHAPTER LV. 
 
 LONDON IN l82O. 
 
 EXCEPTING in the public buildings, which, after all, 
 are but a small part of a great city, I cannot re- 
 member to have been very much struck with the 
 superiority of London over the country towns I 
 was acquainted with. The great thoroughfares were 
 often squalid, and generally narrow, only expanding 
 now and then in an unmeaning and formless manner. 
 The city and all the other business portions of the 
 metropolis were, and are, sadly deficient in the open 
 spaces which are the making of most continental 
 cities. I saw none to compare with the Market 
 Place of Derby, or that of Nottingham, or even that 
 of Gainsborough. But there was a wonderful mix- 
 ture of the picturesque, the mean, the quaint, the 
 vulgar, and the busy ; a certain provincial element 
 making itself everywhere heard and seen. Wherever 
 one went, even in the most central part and in the 
 busiest thoroughfares, one had only to look up a 
 passage, perhaps the merest foot-way, and one saw 
 what looked like a carrier's yard or the curtilage of 
 a country inn. 
 
 It is not as I now compare London with the 
 country, but as London of the past contrasts itself 
 with London of the present, that the difference most 
 strikes me. It is frequently said in these days that 
 it is the shops that make London. It is the richest 
 and most splendid bazaar in the world. At the time 
 of the Exhibition in Hyde Park there were critics
 
 THE LEITH PACKET. 355 
 
 who said they thought the show in the Strand better. 
 But there was a vast interval between 1820 and 1851 ; 
 still more between the latter date and 1884. In 1820 
 there were not many panes of glass in London larger 
 than a sheet of foolscap. The shops were nothing 
 like so showy as now. The art of shop-fronts had 
 hardly been discovered. One of the dullest-looking 
 shops was Rundell & Bridges, on the north side of 
 Ludgate Hill, which was pointed at as containing 
 inexhaustible wealth in gold and silver. 
 
 There was gas, but only in a narrow area. You 
 were soon out of it. The contractor for the West- 
 minster Gas Works himself took me over them long 
 before they were ready for use. 
 
 But England made a great start in the decade 
 after the Battle of Waterloo. The sword was then 
 turned into the ploughshare, and the spear into the 
 pruning-hook ; though husbandry was not the first 
 to benefit by the change. In 1813 or 1814 I had 
 seen the first wretched attempt at a steamer on the 
 Trent. Immediately upon hearing of the strange 
 arrival, we children hastened to see it, and scruti- 
 nised the uncanny craft from the Lordes Staith, the 
 very spot where Canute is said to have sat and 
 waited for the 'eagre.' 
 
 In 1820 there were still over many offices in the 
 ch.ef London thoroughfares large handsome paint- 
 ings representing a yacht, or a smack, as I think it 
 was called, carrying an immense quantity of canvas 
 in a lively sea. This was the Leith packet. The 
 picture no doubt represented the desired speed, rather 
 than the capacity or the stability of the vessel. But 
 
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 356 LONDON IN 1820. 
 
 in 1823 I went to Scarborough in the 'James Watt/ a 
 very fine steamship that was doing good work many 
 years after, and was only superseded at last on 
 account of its speed not meeting the increased im- 
 patience of the age. We lay as near Scarborough 
 as we could safely, and a dozen or so of the passen- 
 gers, including myself and one of the members for 
 the borough, put off ashore in a boat. The member's 
 constituents gave him a salute with Captain Manby's 
 life-saving apparatus, a very pretty exhibition, and 
 the only time I have seen it. 
 
 At these offices you were booked a berth in the 
 yacht, for between London and Leith you would 
 be at least two nights at sea. But there were also 
 numerous announcements of the Margate Hoy, the 
 Yarmouth Hoy, and other hoys, for which this was 
 not necessary. The hoy did not draw so much water 
 or carry so much canvas as the yacht ; but the classifi- 
 cation of vessels is now so altered that I should be at 
 a loss to fix upon its present representative. ' Hoy,' I 
 take to be some word as ' home,' and to mean a ship 
 employed in the home trade. 
 
 I have said above that I knew all the great 
 edifices at sight. Five years before this, in 1815, I 
 iind myself, in letters to an imaginary London friend, 
 expressing curiosity about them and desiring infor- 
 mation. So I was now quite at home. The General 
 Post Office was hard to be found in a narrow wind- 
 ing passage between the old Royal Exchange and 
 Lombard Street. The whole region of St. Martin's- 
 le-Grand was much as it had been rebuilt after the 
 Great Fire.
 
 THE PALACES. 357 
 
 There had now been for some time in full opera- 
 tion, and of great utility, that strange precursor of 
 nineteenth century progress the London Twopenny 
 Post as if London alone possessed common sense, 
 and could help itself. 
 
 There was about an acre of water-works with 
 machinery in motion at the foot of London Bridge 
 on the London side. To 'shoot' the bridge itself was 
 a feat which I several times accomplished with an 
 agreeable suspicion of danger. Wooden water-pipes 
 were universal, and when a plug was opened there 
 often came out eels, as I have witnessed. There 
 was a large floating-bath moored west of Blackfriars 
 Bridge, in which I often bathed. To my recollec- 
 tion the water was greenish, but nothing worse. I 
 did not think about it. 
 
 There was a Chinese bridge over the canal in 
 St. James's Park, but the pagoda had just been re- 
 moved to Kew. Carlton House had not been taken 
 down. The screen was very handsome, but what 
 one saw of the house behind it was not imposing. 
 Over a large area of low and irregular buildings in 
 crumbling brick and dull cement, without a sign of 
 royal antiquity, rose the roof of Westminster Hall. 
 Buckingham House was a red brick mansion, south 
 of which an occasional cart or waggon might be seen 
 on its way to the market-gardens behind. 
 
 The hours were struck by figures at St. Dunstan's 
 before a gaping crowd. Norfolk Street was quite 
 genteel. The Strand was so narrow that carriages 
 could only just pass one another all the way from 
 Exeter Change to Charing Cross. From Pall Mall
 
 358 LONDON IN 1820. 
 
 northwards an immense clearance was in progress. 
 As far as one could see, it was a wide vista of 
 ruins, as of a city bombarded, or overthrown by an 
 earthquake. 
 
 At the lower end Waterloo Place and Regent 
 Street were slowly rising, under a storm of maledic- 
 tion from all the architects and the whole Whig party. 
 If curses could hurt brick walls, not one brick would 
 now be left standing on another from Pall Mall to 
 Regent's Park. My impressible imagination took 
 it all in, and I could think of no other future for 
 Regent Street than a Tadmor of lath-and-plaster. 
 It was not only poor Nash and his stucco that was 
 in fault. It was even a more fatal error, not to say 
 national sin, to suppose that the world of fashion 
 would ever leave its dear old Bond Street to wander 
 through slums just disguised by architectural screens, 
 like those which travellers reported to meet the eyes 
 of the Czars on their long journeys. For a whole 
 generation the very name of Nash would set a Whig 
 going ; indeed, I think, till a peace-offering was found 
 in the demolition of the cast-iron colonnades lining 
 the Quadrant. 
 
 East and West, North and South, wherever a 
 blank wall gave the opportunity, immense posters 
 invited small speculators to purchase lottery-tickets 
 from Bish, or some other agent, who could give 
 incontestable proofs of the luck his office had always 
 enjoyed, and the immense prizes his customers had 
 lately won. 
 
 Moorfields and Spafields could still show some 
 acres of green, the latter utilised for open-air preach-
 
 ITS NARROW LIMITS. 359 
 
 ing. Newington, north of the former, had to be 
 reached over a mile of green. The site of Woburn 
 Square, Tavistock Street, and Gordon Square, was 
 then in market-gardens. Russell Square and Meck- 
 lenburgh Square, with Guilford Street between them, 
 had not been built more than twenty years. 
 
 There was not a Club to catch the eye by its 
 architecture. Hyde Park was hidden behind a high 
 brick wall, with here and there a closed door, all the 
 way from Piccadilly to Kensington. Half way was 
 an inn upon the north side of the road, usually beset 
 by carriers' carts and stage-waggons. In the city 
 most of the inns had large square courts, surrounded 
 by open galleries. I believe it was so in the Borough 
 too. 
 
 But even so late as 1830 the metropolis could 
 scarcely be said to extend beyond the Regent's 
 Canal, finished ten years before. Continuous build- 
 ing makes a town, and that generally ceased at the 
 Canal. From most parts of London you could 
 reach it in twenty minutes, and find yourself in 
 green fields or nursery-gardens. This involved a 
 great want of habitation for the working classes. 
 About that time I was lamenting the condition of 
 the agricultural poor to a ' Manchester warehouse- 
 man ' in the city, when he exclaimed, ' Send me a boy 
 who is active, honest, and civil, and I will find him 
 work.' The requirements were not without knotty 
 points, but the fatal difficulty was where to lodge 
 the poor boy. Not long after, I represented to a 
 large employer in the city the great advantage it 
 would be to his men if they could lodge in the
 
 360 LONDON IN 1820. 
 
 suburbs, and walk to and fro. As it was, they were 
 paying exorbitant rents for single rooms, or for two 
 rooms if they had anything of a family. The 
 answer was that there were no houses to be got for 
 them, except a long way off and at high rents. 
 Since that time the greater part of the inhabitants of 
 the city, and like portions of the metropolis, have 
 yielded to the centrifugal forces driving them out of 
 Old London. 
 
 To a description of the metropolis which may 
 appear to carry one back to the last century, it seems 
 strange to add that in 1820 Vauxhall Bridge, Water- 
 loo Bridge, and Southwark Bridge had all been 
 completed and opened. It could hardly now be 
 imagined how little use was made of them, so little 
 traffic was there, and so much did people think of 
 pence in those days. I must frequently have seen 
 the two latter bridges in the middle of the day with- 
 out a passenger on them, either on foot or on wheels. 
 Enterprise and engineering were actually in advance 
 of the public requirements. 
 
 India and what people used to regard as its de- 
 pendencies, including China, are no doubt now more 
 largely represented in the Empire than they were in 
 1820. But they are not so distinctly presented in 
 the metropolis, or on the Thames. There was the 
 India House, credited with wonderful treasures and 
 archives. The East and the West India Docks were 
 then the emporia of colossal monopolies. Here and 
 there, down the river, were anchored what I sup- 
 posed to be, of course, line-of-battle ships : so lofty 
 their rigging, so high did the hulls stand out of the
 
 1 'OCEAN LINERS OF THE PERIOD. 361 
 
 water, and so many were the frowning port-holes. 
 These were only Indiamen. They were not half the 
 length or a third the tonnage of a common ocean 
 liner of our days, and they would usually take half 
 a year in sailing to Bombay or Calcutta. But they 
 were comfortable, safe, and dry, and they would 
 stand a great deal of knocking about. They carried 
 a respectable armament, and were a match for 
 ordinary privateers. 
 
 But there were other enterprises and other parts 
 of the world better represented at the port of 
 London than they now are. Whalers used to sail 
 from docks at or near Deptford. I well remember 
 making my way through acres half flooded with train- 
 oil, to get a look at the ships, and enjoy a reminder 
 of my native town. 
 
 CHAPTER LVI. 
 
 LONDON IN 1820. 
 
 IN these days it is accounted one of the greatest 
 achievements of administration to keep order among 
 millions of people pursuing their respective courses 
 within one continuous mass of houses and other 
 buildings. In 1820 this problem was dealt with in 
 an easier and more summary fashion. It might be 
 that not so much was attempted, but it certainly was 
 done with much less trouble and cost, as well as much 
 less show. The only guardians of peace and property
 
 362 LONDON IN 1820. 
 
 in the night were the watchmen old men, past 
 other work, who, in great-coats, and with lanterns 
 and rattles, went the rounds, and sang out the hour 
 of the night, and the weather. ' Charleys ' they 
 were called, the lawful butts of schoolboys and the 
 like. 
 
 There were no policemen. This may seem in- 
 credible. There were plenty of pockets to be picked, 
 and plenty of fellows on the look-out to pick them. 
 So somebody there must have been to come between 
 the pocket and the thief. The only institution I 
 remember for this purpose was the beadle, with a 
 large cocked hat and a heavy coat ; generally an 
 elderly man, and each one tied to his own beat. 
 There were not many beadles out of the city. There 
 is still a specimen at Ely Place, Holborn. The guar- 
 dians of Burlington Arcade are survivors of the old 
 species, but more able-bodied and lively than the 
 city beadles I remember. There were few mobs, 
 though when there did happen to be one it had its 
 own way. One used to hear of Bow Street, and Bow 
 Street officers, or ' runners,' but I never saw in my 
 school days either one or the other. At Charter- 
 house, Russell, on coming in for the afternoon school, 
 I suppose at half past two, said quietly, ' I've had my 
 pocket picked of a handkerchief, and got a man sen- 
 tenced to seven years' transportation for it.' In Fleet 
 Street he had felt a man's hand at his pocket, and 
 turning round he saw the fellow and gave chase, in 
 which he was assisted. The man was soon caught. 
 The captors took him at once to the Old Bailey, where 
 the Recorder was engaged in a trial. On hearing the
 
 NE MAJOR PCENA QUAM GULP A SIT. 363 
 
 news, and seeing Russell, one of the best known 
 figures in London, he suspended the trial he was 
 engaged on, heard the new case, which was of course 
 undefended, and passed sentence on the offender 
 twenty minutes from first to last we were told. The 
 Recorder explained to the satisfaction of all parties 
 that Dr. Russell had to be back again to Charter- 
 house immediately, and could not wait. 
 
 It must, have been in 1820 that one Monday my 
 city cousin asked me before breakfast if I would like 
 a turn. He took me by streets I did not know, and 
 all at once we found ourselves in a quiet and not 
 very compact body of spectators before a scaffold at 
 Newgate. St. Sepulchre's bell was tolling. A small 
 door opened. Six men walked out, and in five 
 minutes or less were all dangling from ropes, visible 
 from head to foot as I remember, and throwing 
 themselves into hideous contortions. I don't remem- 
 ber that there was any person or any arrangement to 
 keep order. Curiosity was soon satisfied, and the 
 people walked away. I doubt if any of the six 
 would have had more than a year's imprisonment in 
 these days. 
 
 I am bound to add that years before this there 
 was a conscience against such severity, and against 
 public executions. At Derby, I think in 1818, two 
 men were hanged for rick-burning. It was to be at 
 noon, for the convenience of the market people who 
 might wish to see it. There had been an ancient 
 twelve o'clock -service at All Saints' for the market 
 people, and this was the modern substitute. Hig- 
 ginson, whose house was a few doors from the county
 
 364 LONDON IN 1820. 
 
 gaol, sent us home by a back door, with a charge to 
 keep indoors. But he could not have been duly in- 
 formed of the whole programme. The men were to 
 be left hanging for three hours. So when we went to 
 the afternoon school, there they were. I was horror- 
 struck, and in a sense sickened. There came to 
 my nostrils a sensation I cannot describe, which for 
 many years returned to me at the remembrance. As 
 a matter of fact, strange as it may seem, I had no 
 such reminder of my Newgate experience. My 
 father used to tell a story of a servant-girl at Gains- 
 borough, who got leave to walk to Lincoln to see an 
 execution. She returned in the evening in tears. 
 There was a reprieve. 
 
 In 1820, and for many years after, the only in- 
 habitants of the Isle of Dogs that I ever saw were 
 three murderers hanging from a gibbet. But all 
 that part was quite out of London. In 1823, after 
 being devoured by vermin at a wretched inn, the 
 only one at Blackwall, I had to pick my way over 
 planks, rough stones, and dirt, down a long shelving 
 shore, to a boat in waiting to take passengers to the 
 Edinburgh steamer. 
 
 One spectacle I must notice, for few living people 
 can have seen it, and few can form any idea of it. 
 This is the pillory. On approaching St. Sepulchre's 
 from the west one day, I saw a crowd before New- 
 gate, and in the midst of it something that one had 
 to make out A large door, on a low platform, 
 revolved round a perpendicular central axis. On 
 one face of the door you could discern with difficulty 
 a head and a pair of hands. When the other face of
 
 THE GIBBET AND THE PILLORY. 365 
 
 the door came round, there was a body without head 
 or hands. Neither exhibition was at all effective. 
 The crowd looked on quite silent and indifferent. 
 I asked several bystanders who it was. None could 
 answer. I found afterwards that it was a fellow- 
 townsman, who had committed perjury in the Bank- 
 ruptcy Court. I have heard it said that nobody ever 
 got over the discredit of being in the pillory. Of 
 that I am not sure. Prynne certainly is an excep- 
 tion. On the other hand I am quite sure nobody 
 ever got over the discredit of putting a man into the 
 pillory Laud, for example. It was an utterly bar- 
 baric idea, worthy of Chinese or Ashantees. What I 
 saw was, I believe, the very last instance. 
 
 These words remind me that I was, I believe, 
 the last Junior Soph at Oxford. There's a problem 
 for undergraduates. What can this mean ? It is 
 hardly worth explanation. 
 
 The comic weeklies of the present day may have 
 their faults, but they are an immense improvement 
 on their predecessors of 1820, which was long before 
 ' H. B.' had come to the rescue of taste and propriety. 
 The caricatures in the shop windows, especially in' 
 certain spots on the north side of the Strand, were 
 worse than anything to be seen now, revolting to 
 decency as well as to loyalty and religion. 
 
 Vauxhall Gardens were still an attraction, with 
 their glow-worm illuminations, their cold ham and 
 fowl, and the performances on a tight-rope fifty feet 
 overhead, in a blaze of rockets. 
 
 The suburban tea-gardens were humble enough, 
 but they were generally frequented by daylight, and
 
 3 66 LONDON IN 1820. 
 
 were no encroachment on a night's rest. But it is 
 when one tries to recall the places of refreshment 
 that one sees the greatest change. You were in- 
 vited everywhere to eat alamode beef in low, dark, 
 stuffy rooms, or stewed kidneys in gaping cellars. 
 
 In the city and along the river, there were 
 ' shades,' in which wearied men retired to dark 
 cavernous holes for half an hour, and drank wine 
 from the wood. I remember Mayo, of Oriel, men- 
 tiDning that a city friend had gone to the same 
 ' shades/ and the same stall, at the same hour, for, I 
 think, twenty-seven years. The whole of the time 
 another man had come to the adjoining stall at the 
 same time. At last, one hot summer's day, Mayo's 
 friend resolved not to quit this world without know- 
 ing who his neighbour had been. Lifting his voice, 
 he said, ' Sir, you and I have sat here with a board 
 between us now for twenty-seven years. May I 
 venture to ask your name ? ' The only reply was, 
 ' Sir, you're a very impertinent fellow.' 
 
 There were no cabs, or omnibuses, or river 
 steamers, but only ' hackney-coaches,' very slow, very 
 dirty, very expensive, and very dismal altogether. 
 Like all the four-wheeled carriages of that period, 
 they were slung, with a combination of C-springs and 
 leather straps, over solid perches connecting fore and 
 hind wheels. Genteel people avoided them, and, for 
 making calls, would engage a ' glass coach,' not very 
 much better, but cleaner and more neatly appointed. 
 I must mention, however, that it was always neces- 
 sary to let down the glass before you opened the 
 door, the glass being framed into the carriage as well
 
 HACKNEY-COACHES AND CABRIOLETS. 367 
 
 as the door. Country ladies and gentlemen had to 
 break a glass or two, and pay for it, before they 
 understood the arrangement. 
 
 When my eldest sister was first taken to her 
 school, Dr. Sampson insisted that she must go in a 
 ' glass coach.' As she was starting, a kind lady drove 
 up with the offer of her own carriage. But the glass 
 coach already stood at the door, so they made a pro- 
 cession to Kensington. 
 
 In 1829 I had to convey self and portmanteau not 
 quite a mile west from the 'White Horse,' Piccadilly. 
 The hackney-coachman demanded and obtained five 
 shillings. There were many porters carrying luggage 
 on their shoulders, with frequent benches to rest on, 
 and bulks, or broad shelves, to receive their loads. 
 At these seats or bulks were always to be found 
 several porters waiting for jobs. But anywhere, and 
 at any time, you were as sure to find a porter as you 
 now are to find a cab. This, however, applies more 
 to the business part of London, and to the great 
 thoroughfares, than to the quieter parts, or to the 
 West End. 
 
 The first improvement on the hackney-coach and 
 pair was the cabriolet, an open, hooded, one-horse 
 vehicle, with an outside wing, if I remember, for the 
 driver. The first time I used, or indeed saw one, was 
 at Easter 1830. It was the end of my probationary 
 year, and I had to appear at Oriel for my full election. 
 The Oxford mail was announced to start at a certain 
 hour, and I imagined this to be from the General Post 
 Office, St. Martin's-le-Grand. On arriving there, just 
 in time, I found the start was from the 'White Horse,'
 
 3 68 LONDON IN 1820. 
 
 Piccadilly. I stated my case to a cabriolet-man, and 
 he did the distance, I think, in seven minutes, happily 
 saving the mail. 
 
 At high-water, and on a fine day, the Thames was 
 a pretty sight, and a lively one, but only to be seen 
 well from the bridges, or from Adelphi Terrace, or 
 from the Temple Gardens. The river was covered with 
 row-boats, among which the barge of a city company 
 would be seen now and then. This scene was sadly 
 changed at low-water, but it is certainly quite within 
 my time that the many acres of mud then exposed to 
 the sun became so foul as they were when the Em- 
 bankment became a necessity. 
 
 The river could not be so readily and easily ap- 
 proached as now, but wherever there was a landing- 
 place you were beset by watermen tendering their 
 services to take you across the river or for a row. 
 Few young people came to town, even for a week or 
 two, without going on the water. 
 
 The London cries were many, and everywhere, 
 and incessant. They had a music of their own. I 
 was much reminded of them when, many years after, 
 I first heard Roman Catholic services in Normandy 
 as I was, too, of my old nursery lullabies. Between 
 the Exchange and Temple Bar you were sure to see 
 a Turkey merchant, in turban and robes, exhibiting 
 on a tray genuine rhubarb, senna, or what not. In 
 every street of the fashionable quarters you came 
 on negro coachmen and footmen. A gentlemanly 
 old negro held then, and for many years after, the 
 crossing from Fleet Street to Ludgate Hill. He was 
 reputed to be wealthy, but the city gentlemen liked
 
 ITS PROVINCIAL CHARACTER. 369 
 
 him the better for it. From that point to Holborn 
 there was an avenue of low, slovenly market-sheds 
 running in the middle of the wide street. Behind a 
 high wall was Fleet Prison. I am pretty sure that 
 at Newgate Prison there was still the stoutly-barred 
 window, level with the pavement, within which were 
 prisoners, both by word and by gesture soliciting the 
 charity of passers-by for the supply of comforts, and I 
 think, too, for the release of small debtors. I cannot 
 have dreamt that. 
 
 I was early impressed with the provincial character 
 of London. The cockney might have been born with- 
 in sound of Bow bells, but that was the whole of his 
 natural connection with the city. His fathers came 
 from meadows, mountains, moors, and fens. My good 
 cousin in Aldermanbury had several old acquaint- 
 ances, forced by stress of circumstances out of the 
 Isle of Axholme. One of them had been wont to 
 hear the complaints of the potato-farmers that the 
 middlemen that is, the shipowners, the merchants, 
 and the greengrocers got all the profits. Of course, 
 when they went to town themselves, they had to buy 
 by the peck what they had sold by the shipload, and 
 had to pay accordingly. 
 
 So our friend wisely resolved to try the line of a 
 middleman. He came to town, and opened a very 
 small shop in the Borough for the sale of potatoes 
 only. He knew a good potato, and he knew where to 
 get one. Soon he knew how to charge, and whom to 
 trust. Adding to his business, and increasing it, he 
 became a merchant, and accumulated I am afraid to 
 say how many thousand pounds. His sole ambition 
 
 VOL. I. B B
 
 370 DAPES 1NEMPT&. 
 
 had been to create an Isle of Axholme of his own, 
 within reach of his business. 
 
 Immediately after church on a Sunday, my cousin 
 started with me fora visit to his fellow Islesman. Leav- 
 ing High Street, in the Borough, and passing between 
 tan-yards, we threaded out way through bits of lanes, 
 and along dykes green with duckweed. At last, in 
 an oasis of osiers and pollard willows, we found our- 
 selves in such a settlement as one might then have 
 expected in Illinois, or further west. A very homely 
 couple were very glad to see us. We were regaled 
 with home-fed pork, home-grown vegetables, home- 
 baked bread, home-made butter, and home-brewed 
 beer, and if there was any wine, no doubt it too was 
 home-manufactured. After dinner we went the round 
 of cows, pigs, poultry, and ducks, all close at hand, 
 indeed almost under the same roof. There really was 
 nothing to remind one of the metropolis. Our friend 
 stood on his own ground, and he had made the place 
 what it was. The whole domain, which was in Ber- 
 mondsey, must be now quite covered with houses and 
 railways. I look in vain for the whereabouts as I 
 travel over a region now doomed to perpetual ugliness. 
 
 I know not how my cousins had already become 
 acquainted with the family of a gold assayer, pur- 
 suing his quiet occupation in a narrow lane near 
 Goldsmiths' Hall, behind where now stands the Post 
 Office. The alchemist, for such he might have been 
 taken for, did his work in a very small dark room, 
 with what looked like an oven at his right hand, a 
 broad ledge before him, and a window in front. On 
 the window-sill were many bottles of chemicals. He
 
 THE MODERN ALCHEMIST. 37 r 
 
 was himself a rather grim, very taciturn, elderly man. 
 His large hands seemed hardly suited for delicate 
 manipulation, and they were stained all over with the 
 corrosive stuffs about him. Opening the oven-door, 
 he disclosed a little furnace, from over which he 
 took out very small earthenware cups, or crucibles as 
 they are called. In what looked like ash, or other 
 debris, there were very minute beads of shining metal. 
 These were the gold or silver from which the alloy 
 had been extracted by an acid or some other sub- 
 stance under fusion. 
 
 It must have been a tolerably thriving business 
 in those days, for the assayer occupied a nice little 
 house in a row at Kennington, to which I several 
 times accompanied my cousins over the fields. As 
 many as a dozen or a score samples would come in 
 one morning, and as even the Goldsmiths' Company 
 had then a small apparatus and a small staff, they 
 sometimes employed the assayer when they had 
 more than they could manage in a day. 
 
 The wife of this taciturn gentleman, who must 
 once have been pretty, was a good writer and 
 listener till middle age, when she was run over by a 
 cart and deprived of hearing. She then became a 
 very good and continual talker. With abundance of 
 tongue exercise, she lived healthy and happy to near 
 a hundred. Her two daughters married my two 
 cousins, and their grandchildren, indeed I think their 
 great-grandchildren, are now well established here 
 and there over the land. Her eldest son sought em- 
 ployment under mining companies in America, and 
 finally settled in Hatton Garden, where he devoted 
 
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 372 LONDON IN 1820. 
 
 himself to the then newly-discovered metal, platinum. 
 I think I remember his receiving three thousand 
 guineas from the Emperor of Russia for a caldron 
 of platinum. All this was long before the gold dis- 
 coveries. The old assayer's business is now in the 
 hands of a firm containing one of his family, testing 
 ordinarily five hundred samples a day, and frequently 
 with more than it can manage. 
 
 Only the other day my recollection of the as- 
 sayer's crucibles, and the pretty little bright beads 
 in them, suddenly occurred to me as the solution of a 
 mediaeval legend. I think it was at the consecration 
 of Cholderton Church that I was rather startled to see 
 in the east window what I imagined to be a baptism 
 by immersion, represented by three nude figures in a 
 small bath. It was explained to me that St. Nicholas, 
 the patron saint of the church, on visiting the poor 
 in a famine, and smelling cookery, went into a house, 
 and found that three mothers, who could no longer 
 feed their children, had made up their minds to eat 
 them, only saving the maternal instinct by each 
 eating her neighbour's child, not her own. The 
 children had been cut to pieces and were boiling. 
 The saint reunited the scattered parts, and restored 
 the babes whole and well to the mothers. Now St. 
 Nicholas has ever been the saint of metallurgists, 
 smiths, and jewellers, and I have come to the conclu- 
 sion that the legendary caldron is the crucible, and 
 the resuscitated children the precious metal after the 
 alloy or other impurity had been, in a manner, boiled 
 out of it.
 
 AN HOUR ON THE BALANCE. 373 
 
 CHAPTER LVII. 
 
 MY DEBUT AT CHARTERHOUSE. 
 
 I HAD been in my element lionising London. It was 
 a new world, and, what was more, a new world long 
 possessed and explored in anticipation. It was a 
 new world in a most unusual state of excitement, with 
 a new reign and under very novel circumstances, but 
 not more than I had been hearing much of lately. 
 In a few days I entered a world which I had not been 
 able to anticipate. My city cousin deposited me and 
 my portmanteau at Mr. Watkinson's, to whom I de- 
 livered letters from my father and from Dr. Sampson. 
 After five minutes, which left in me an indelible 
 impression of his good-nature, Mr. Watkinson went 
 out of the room, saying he would see what he could 
 do for me. I remained more than an hour lost in 
 admiration of a large new Turkey carpet, and some 
 very good furniture. He returned with what was 
 now the unwelcome intelligence that he must hand 
 me over to Mr. Lloyd, to whom I went at once. 
 Had Dr. Sampson been with me, as he had wished 
 and intended, I daresay it would have been managed. 
 Thus for more than an hour my fate was on the 
 balance, for it must make a very great difference to 
 any schoolboy whose house he is in. It was loss and 
 gain in my case, and I think the gain preponderated. 
 I should have been brought into close quarters, as far 
 as regards living in the same room, with Bridge 
 'his iron bridge,' as the Bishop of Newfoundland
 
 374 MY DEBUT AT CHARTERHOUSE. 
 
 used to call him with Edgeworth and David Reid, 
 with Kenyon, with John Murray, with Murdoch (of 
 the Colonial office), with the present Dean of Christ- 
 church, and with Bernal Osborne ; but I might also 
 have been one of the more numerous crowd that have 
 left no mark or record. Then it required a certain 
 degree of independence, not to say isolation, for me 
 to make up my heavy arrears, and this I might not 
 have had in a closely-packed crowd of a hundred and 
 fifty boys. 
 
 At Lloyd's I was one of the first to arrive for the 
 formation of a new house. It was simply a house in 
 the Square, two doors from the well-known gateway. 
 Mr. Lloyd was prepared for me, and received me with 
 a kindness and gentleness that quite took me out of 
 myself. There was nothing of the schoolmaster 
 about him, as I quickly informed my Derby friends, 
 and nothing of a school in the house itself, which was 
 simply a well-furnished private residence. Two very 
 young honourables, and a poor lost child, as he seemed 
 to me, had arrived, and in a few days there came 
 three more. 
 
 But I had better go to the Green, and I was shown 
 the way. I w r as to pass the grand old residence of 
 the ' Master of Charterhouse,' then to me as mysterious 
 a personage as the Lama of Thibet. I was to go 
 under a lofty arch, then out between a high brick 
 wall, thick-encrusted with centuries of smoke and 
 dust, on my left hand, and the antique and moulder- 
 ing habitations of the pensioners on my right ; then 
 through 'gown-boys.' 
 
 I was about to make my ctibut in the great world,
 
 A SALUTARY LESSON. 375 
 
 and to find myself in the midst of five hundred 
 strangers, generally, I was well aware, a cut above 
 me. I suppose I was bracing myself up for the trial. 
 It came earlier than I had expected, and in a form 
 which I was not prepared for. Half way to the Green 
 I met a big gown-boy. He was out of bounds him- 
 self, and was surprised to meet a very young stranger 
 coming that way. He stopped, and said rather 
 brusquely, ' What's your name ? ' To which I replied, 
 I cannot conceive why, ' What's that to you ? ' He 
 instantly administered a very severe thrashing, which 
 was quite a novelty to me, indeed something beyond 
 my comprehension. 
 
 I crept back to my house in a very sad plight, 
 sobbing and shedding floods of tears. I confided my 
 sorrows to Mrs. Ryan, the Irish housekeeper, who had 
 been a pretty woman in her day, and who now did 
 her best to comfort me, asking me if my mother was 
 not a pretty lady, and could I sing : 
 
 As I was going to Derby, Sir, 
 
 All on a market day, 
 I met the finest Ram, Sir, 
 
 That ever was fed on hay. 
 
 By-and-by I recovered my spirits enough to 
 make a second attempt, and I now entered my new 
 world on a juster level of self-appreciation. If it was 
 the present Dean of St. David's who performed the 
 above salutary act of discipline, I hope he will excuse 
 my mentioning what really he had a right to do, 
 and what did me much good. 
 
 Emerging from the Cloisters into the Green I 
 was immediately surrounded by an inquisitive crowd.
 
 376 MY DEBUT AT CHARTERHOUSE. 
 
 My name, my abode, my father, what he was, &c. 
 The only people of my name they had ever heard of 
 were the family of the Staffordshire baronet. I stated 
 that my name was not spelt as they spelt it, and that 
 I knew nothing about them. They were pacified. 
 But when, in a term or two, there arose a cry that 
 Russell was sending all the nobility and gentry to his 
 brother-in-law's house, I found myself still a count in 
 that indictment. 
 
 Consanguinity is one of those things that become 
 fine by degrees and beautifully less very rapidly. I 
 may have had, for aught I know, a thousand ancestors 
 living at the time of the Reformation, each contribut- 
 ing a thousandth part to my composition. Neverthe- 
 less it is observable that the same form and character 
 does reappear frequently with the same name, even 
 when there is no known relationship, and when the 
 names have long been spelt differently. Most of the 
 bearers of my name, however spelt, that I have seen 
 have a perceptible resemblance, affording a certain 
 presumption of a common origin, at least since the 
 Saxon occupation of this country, whatever that 
 common origin may be worth. 
 
 My first stage in my new state of existence is a 
 very obscure passage in my memory. It excited some 
 surprise, and must now seem incredible, that at the 
 age of thirteen and a half I did not even know the 
 Greek alphabet. At that age my brother James was 
 translating Homer into very good English verse, and 
 was very nearly elected to a scholarship at Corpus. 
 Indeed I am sure he would have been elected but 
 for the unhappy fate of a precocious child the College
 
 A RAW RECRUIT. 377 
 
 had elected a year or two before. Happily I did not 
 look nearly my age. I was put in a class of about a 
 dozen in the ante-room of the Upper School. It 
 consisted chiefly of those who, like me, had just 
 entered Lloyd's house, and I think it was he who 
 heard us now and then. But there were several new 
 gown-boys amongst them. One of them, I might 
 almost say, now stands before me, so distinct is my 
 recollection of figure, features, colour, and expression. 
 This was Theodosius Anson. I have lately described 
 him to his younger brother, who only knew that he 
 had had such a brother, for he had no recollection 
 of him. 
 
 I did not make my appearance in the Under 
 School till after the long vacation, or St. Bartholomew's 
 holidays, as they were called. ' Now don't come back 
 without knowing the Greek alphabet,' Lloyd had 
 said to me ; and this I accomplished. I suppose I 
 should have felt very much ashamed of myself but 
 for the fact of my knowing much more about geo- 
 graphy, history, politics, and things in general than 
 even my elders in my house. 
 
 I must have been slow and awkward, more so, 
 indeed, than any of my brothers. I was decidedly 
 provincial. Fortunately for me there were Yorkshire- 
 men and Nottinghamshiremen in my house. Charles 
 Childers at once pronounced me a north-country-man 
 when I called the coal-scuttle a 'coal-pan.' Russell, 
 whose ears had been early accustomed to the sweet 
 but rather whiny sing-song of Northamptonshire, at 
 once recognised a more northern utterance, and endea- 
 voured in vain to rectify it.
 
 378 MY DEBUT AT CHARTERHOUSE. 
 
 For the first year or two I had a bad time of it at 
 Charterhouse, all the worse on account of my getting 
 on in the school and rising rapidly. In my own 
 house I was surrounded by fellows who, even if they 
 were not much older, were a head and shoulders 
 taller. I was uppish, conceited, and not always 
 agreeable. This marked me out as the proper victim 
 of an amusement then fashionable in all ranks of 
 society, and leading to sad consequences. Some of 
 the fellows in my house made it their business to get 
 up fights, to persuade boys they had been insulted, 
 and that they were bound to save their honour by a 
 pitched battle. There came two brothers straight 
 from India, the Frenches, overgrown lads of neglected 
 education. The youngest must have been three years 
 my junior, but half as big again. He was set upon 
 me by my persecutors. His way of fighting, which I 
 was afterwards told was regular Indian, was to rush 
 at me with both his fists in my face, turn round, re- 
 ceive my blows on his brawny shoulders, and touch 
 the ground with his knee when he had enough of 
 that. This he did for a dozen rounds. I forget how 
 the point of honour was settled. I got my face well 
 bruised, but did not give in. 
 
 We were good friends, unless what I have to say 
 be a disparagement of both his goodness and mine. 
 Finding himself behindhand with a school exercise, 
 he asked me to do it for him, offering the bribe of a 
 pretty Latin cross in red cornelian, the work of some 
 Indian lapidary. I took the bribe, and presented it 
 to a sister, who I believe has and values it still. But 
 it lies on my conscience. Often when I have admired
 
 A DUEL. 379 
 
 some curiosity in a cottage or a farmhouse, have I 
 been pressed to accept it, or to give what I thought 
 its worth, and have declined to rob the family of its 
 heirloom. The only result of my abstinence some- 
 times has been to see the object destroyed, or passing 
 into strange hands. 
 
 I and R. J. A. R. R. Thompson, who added two 
 more names to his long original list, and who became 
 an important personage at the War Office, but who 
 was much my junior, and a very good fellow, were 
 cajoled, or compelled, to believe that we were bound 
 to have it out with our fists. The encounter was in 
 the bedroom. Four beds were rolled together for 
 the platform. Combatants always feel their throats 
 dry after the first round. There was no water in the 
 bedrooms, for we did our ablutions in a washhouse 
 on the ground-floor. But some of the boys were on 
 the sick list, and had gruel. So with this we mois- 
 tened our throats and breathed. After a dozen rounds, 
 fought without a particle of animosity on either side, 
 it was agreed that the battle should be finished at 
 Middle Briars next day, the usual try sting-ground for 
 the bitterest antagonists. Before the hour arrived we 
 managed to come to an understanding, and cheat the 
 common enemy, who were then ready to demolish 
 both of us. The deficiency of the water-supply in 
 some of our recent wars may possibly have reminded 
 Thompson, or Gwyn, as he came to be named, of our 
 extempore and insufficient substitute.
 
 380 CHARTERHOUSE ON THE BELL SYSTEM. 
 CHAPTER LVIII. 
 
 CHARTERHOUSE ON THE BELL SYSTEM. 
 
 I HAVE frequently been made sensible of a certain 
 reluctance to allow to Charterhouse, as it was in my 
 time, the title of a public school that is, of the right to 
 be classed with Eton, Harrow, Westminster, and Win- 
 chester. It is like the question whether Tacitus can be 
 reckoned among the writers of the Augustan era, when 
 his own writings are a continual protest against it. 
 Charterhouse was a protest against the existing public 
 schools. But, however it may be with Nature, which 
 runs into types, human creations are seldom easy to 
 classify, except with some sacrifice of exact truth. 
 
 Charterhouse, as I found it early in 1820, was not 
 in a state to resent disparaging comparisons with the 
 schools I have named, for both in aim and in effect 
 it was as unlike them as possible. Their whole idea, 
 their composition, their formation and management, 
 was traditional, prescriptive, almost hereditary, and 
 very select. A boy went to the school which his 
 parents and relatives had gone to. The school in 
 this way was a society continually replenished with 
 like materials, and strong in social unity for good or 
 for ill. The school was in many respects more power- 
 ful than the masters, and many a biography of the 
 period records with pride some victory gained over 
 the masters. This social unity was generally aristo- 
 cratic, and disposed to deal hardly with intruders, as 
 they were deemed, from the mercantile or professional 
 classes. Indeed, there was little law for them, or
 
 THE OLD PUBLIC SCHOOLS. 381 
 
 grace either. They were often cruelly persecuted, 
 and the certainty that they would suffer, perhaps be- 
 yond their power to bear, kept many parents from 
 sending their sons to a public school. 
 
 Dreadful stories were current, exaggerations no 
 doubt, though possibly founded on fact. The story 
 of the boy left suspended before a hot fire while his 
 tormentors were away on a sudden call, and found on 
 their return roasted to death, is told of so many 
 schools and with such variety of circumstances that I 
 trust it is a fiction as much a fiction as the legendary 
 origin of Dulce Domum. Schools invent, or propagate, 
 stories one of another. In my time it was confidently 
 stated at Charterhouse that the Westminster boys 
 rented a row of ruinous houses, the partition walls of 
 which they had broken through, for the purpose ot 
 rat-hunting. 
 
 However it might be, it was notorious that a boy 
 could go for many years to one of these schools 
 without bringing home much scholarship, the only 
 thing he was expected to bring. When a boy was 
 asked what he had done at school, and perhaps put 
 to the proof, he would explain that he had never been 
 called on, and that though he had been flogged fre- 
 quently, he had never said his repetition yet. This 
 the parents thought to prove the system utterly at 
 fault, even though aware that they had never had 
 more success with the young hopeful at home. They 
 forgot, too, if they had ever known it, that the human 
 mind, with the experience of some thousand years, 
 has never yet discovered how to make a boy learn if 
 he is resolved not to learn.
 
 382 CHARTERHOUSE ON THE BELL SYSTEM. 
 
 The public schools were expensive, and they in- 
 stilled extravagant tastes. Parents did not bear in 
 mind that they had sent poor lads to associate on 
 equal terms with rich and titled lads. 
 
 Charterhouse was to be an improvement on all 
 this. It was to open its arms wide. It was to be 
 cheap. It was to compel attention by means of a 
 new system believed to work wonders. It was to 
 discourage indulgence, and to allow no differences. 
 It was to abolish fagging and all cruelty. It was 
 to harmonise antagonist classes, different ages, and 
 diverse natures. The wolf was to dwell with the 
 lamb, and the leopard to lie down with the kid ; the 
 calf, and the young lion, and the fatling together ; and 
 a little child, in the form of a monitor, or of a prae- 
 positus, was to lead them. 
 
 In my notice of William Dobson, ' Reminiscences,' 
 chap, xxvii., I gave a necessarily brief account of that 
 most extraordinary episode in the history of our public 
 schools, the application of the ' Bell System.' Russell 
 began the experiment shortly before I went to the 
 school, which was early in 1820. It was thought a 
 great and promising discovery, especially as regards 
 cheapness. The numbers rapidly increased from about 
 three hundred to near five hundred. New houses had 
 to be opened, and they could not be opened fast enough. 
 A cry of too close quarters was raised, and the 
 governors, it was said, stepped in to limit the number 
 admissible into each house. An application which my 
 parents made in behalf of my brother Charles un- 
 happily came at a time when Mr. Lloyd was under 
 orders to reduce his number, which I think was
 
 A FIVE YEARS^ WONDER. 383 
 
 originally thirty-five, to thirty. Even with ' mutual 
 instruction ' Russell had had to raise the number of 
 masters from five to eight. 
 
 I left early in 1825, and immediately after that 
 the bubble burst. It was a sad failure, which nothing 
 
 ' o 
 
 but Russell's immense energy could have sustained 
 for so long a period. The numbers then rapidly 
 declined, and in only four or five years the increased 
 staff of masters found they had not half the number 
 of scholars, and some of the new houses had to be 
 closed in consequence. In 1830 there were seven 
 masters for 226 boys ; in 1832 four masters for 137. 
 
 In round numbers, I may say that for nearly all 
 the time I was there the numbers were nearly five 
 hundred, and the masters not more than eight, some 
 of them fresh from the university. I must state 
 again the grand specific that was to work wonders 
 with such odds against success. I quote from my 
 ' Reminiscences,' vol. i., p. 170 : 
 
 A boy had to teach a form satisfactorily for at least six 
 weeks if he would rise from the fourth form to the third, and 
 the same condition was required for a rise from the third to the 
 second, and again from the second to the first. If, as some- 
 times happened, as it did happen in my case, he did not teach 
 very efficiently, he had to teach a form another six weeks. 1 
 spent a whole year in teaching and nothing else ; except paper 
 work. Russell did not seem to think it a matter of serious 
 consideration that when an indifferent teacher was remitted for 
 a second trial, the unfortunate and guiltless form put under him 
 had the largest share of the punishment. 
 
 Considering the very prominent place which the 
 history of public education has had in this century, 
 one might expect the most extraordinary episode
 
 384 CHARTERHOUSE ON THE BELL SYSTEM. 
 
 in that history to be accurately recorded and well 
 understood. That appears not to be the case. The 
 truth is, the traditions of schools are apt to be short- 
 lived, and Charterhouse, as I have noticed, received 
 few traditions, and handed down still fewer. I think 
 it important to correct a very considerable error, for 
 if I let it pass I shall seem to be in error myself. 
 
 Only the other day I came on the following 
 passage in a very interesting and valuable account 
 of ' Charterhouse, Past and Present,' by Dr. Haig 
 Brown, the present head master : 
 
 A few years after his [Dr. Russell's] election, he intro- 
 duced into the school the plan of teaching devised by Dr. 
 Bell, and known as the Madras system, which was in great 
 vogue in England during the early part of this century. For 
 some time the popular acceptation of the system, and still 
 more the personal vigour and ability of Dr. Russell, and his 
 ' indefatigable and excellent teaching,' gave such a measure of 
 success to the change introduced by him, that the school 
 rapidly increased in numbers. In 1825 it had reached the 
 unprecedented total of 480. According to the plan of Dr. Bell 
 the work of the Master consisted mainly in supervision, and a 
 great portion of the teaching devolved on the boys themselves. 
 These childish pedagogues were called ' praspositi,' and it may 
 be supposed they were not always equal to the task imposed on 
 them. ' There was,' says Dr. Saunders, ' a praspositus of one 
 form, who, being a little mite but a very clever scholar, was 
 put by Dr. Russell at the head of his class ; but he said it was 
 torture to him above everything. Dr. Russell would call out, 
 " Fifth Form, where is your praepositus ? " " Please, sir, here he 
 is," and they would hold him up by the neck.' The popularity 
 of this system was necessarily shortlived ; not even the power 
 of Dr. Russell could avail to make it efficient or durable (p. 149). 
 
 The statement here ascribed to Dr. Saunders 
 is quoted from the Public Schools Commissioners' 
 Report, Minutes of Evidence, 546. The reader will
 
 THE SHERIDANS. 385 
 
 see at once that there is a most important difference 
 between my account of the Madras system, as applied 
 at Charterhouse, and that which here has the autho- 
 rity of Dr. Saunders, Dr. Haig Brown, both very dis- 
 tinguished head masters of the school, and of the 
 Public Schools Commissioners. What I say is that 
 for each of the three moves necessary for a boy to 
 get into the first form (the highest) he had to teach 
 a class in the Under School. The quotation I have 
 made from Dr. Haig Brown's book leaves it to be 
 understood that each class was taught by the head 
 boy in it. I can easily understand the ' little mite ' of 
 a praepositus being held up by the cuff of his neck, 
 like a kitten, by a good-natured young Titan ; but 
 the mite would himself be from three or four forms 
 above, not of the same form. I do not think we were 
 made teachers, or praepositi, till upon our rising from 
 the first form in the Under School to the lowest form 
 in the Upper. 
 
 That must have been my place in the school 
 when I was put to teach an awkward squad of 
 little fellows, including two of Sheridan's grandsons. 
 They were handsome, good-natured little fellows, but 
 grossly and saucily inattentive. The portrait of the 
 grandfather brings them both before me. 
 
 On a very remarkable occasion I had the oppor- 
 tunity of comparing my recollections of them with 
 their sister, Mrs. Norton ; and, I may say, they 
 almost seemed to stand before me. Early in 1846 
 a friend took me to the House of Lords to see the 
 Queen open Parliament. It was, I think, the year of 
 her potato speech. After the ceremony my friend 
 
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 386 SUME SUPERBIAM QU^ESITAM MERIT1S. 
 
 took me round to the Peers' entrance, where a mixed 
 but privileged company were in full conversation. 
 The centre of an admiring circle was the almost 
 Grecian outline, and almost Spanish complexion, 
 of that well-known lady whose rich tones and ex- 
 pressive features were more than form and hue. I 
 could not help looking and listening, as well as I 
 could in a small hubbub. On leaving, I asked my 
 friend : ' How old is she ? ' ' She says she's quite 
 tired of being forty,' he replied. But few women 
 have such looks at thirty. 
 
 While I was looking and listening, there brushed 
 by me a grand figure that would have impressed me 
 even if I had not known him. It was the new Bishop 
 of Oxford. He had been, like me, as a stranger, at 
 the ceremony, and now, having robed, was about to 
 take his seat on the episcopal bench. He advanced 
 as one taking possession of his right. With his head 
 erect, his eyes upward turned, and his hand stretched 
 out, he was no humble suppliant at that gate. It 
 has sometimes occurred to me that he might be look- 
 ing heavenward for the guidance, the strengthening, 
 and the chastening he now more than ever required. 
 
 It will be seen that, for crowding and for insuffi- 
 ciency of teaching power, the school was at its very 
 worst during the five years I was there. There must 
 have been about 350 in the Under School. During 
 the summer term that is, from Whitsuntide to the 
 3rd of August the heat, the closeness, the din, were 
 insufferable and overwhelming. It was impossible to 
 keep the boys on the qui vive. My recollection of 
 all the praepositi, or teachers, was that they looked 
 fagged, depressed, and at their wits' end. One of
 
 A PLAGUE OF FLIES. 387 
 
 Russell's rules was that the boys sat and stood by 
 turns, and the change was expected to keep them 
 more alive ; but they were not more orderly on foot 
 than on the benches. On a summer's afternoon they 
 had it all their own way. 
 
 During one whole summer term there was a 
 plague of flies. The boys caught these flies, tied 
 several of them together by the legs with fine cotton 
 thread, and let them go. Irvine, a rough and ener- 
 getic Scotchman with a rich brogue, had just been 
 added to the staff, and was hearing one of the higher 
 forms with much noise and gesticulation. He found 
 himself suddenly gagged, and after a struggle with 
 his difficulties held up a harnessed team of four flies 
 that had flown right across his open mouth fiercely 
 denouncing the miscreants who had done the deed. 
 
 Dr. Bell's system of mutual instruction could only 
 be applied to the Under School. The Upper School, 
 made as comprehensive as possible, and including 
 three classes, amounting to about 120 boys, was in 
 Russell's own hands. Here another principle, bor- 
 rowed, I suspect, from the Lancaster system, pre- 
 vailed. To explain this, I must premise that when I 
 went into one of the parish schools managed by the 
 clergy on the Bell system, I found a number of little 
 male or female pedagogues teaching children a little 
 younger than themselves. On the other hand, when 
 I went into one of the schools managed by Dissenters 
 and Liberals on the Lancastrian system, I was likely 
 to find one man or one woman commanding, by 
 various devices, the attention of a great number of 
 children. This required vigorous action, distinct 
 
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 388 INDE DAT^ LEGES, 
 
 enunciation, and a perfect freedom from that hesi- 
 tation which is allowable in the private circle, but 
 fatal to public effect. I remember once seeing some 
 fifty children write with their ringer on sand smoothly 
 distributed on the desk before them, while the teacher 
 chalked the word on a blackboard. The eye was 
 used as much as the ear in this system. Russell's 
 idea was to terrorise the crowd before him for crowd 
 it was into constant and lively attention by his tre- 
 mendous energy of voice, look, and manner, and by 
 the lightning rapidity with which he descended here 
 and there on the heads of those least expecting it. 
 
 In my description of the Bell system as applied 
 in the Under School, and quoted from my former 
 volume, I now find I have done myself some injus- 
 tice. In March 1823, upon being promoted to the 
 first form, I had passed through my last spell of 
 teaching, during which the form under my instruc- 
 tion would be the highest in the Under School. By 
 an extract from a letter written home at the time, 
 and announcing my promotion, I find that Russell, 
 then for the first time, had commended my work as 
 praepositus. 
 
 CHAPTER LIX. 
 
 THE DISCIPLINE OF CHARTERHOUSE. 
 
 IN one other point there is some difference between 
 my own account and Dr. Haig Brown's. He says : 
 
 The changes introduced by Dr. Russell were not confined 
 to the system of teaching. . . . The old domestic arrangements 
 of the school were abolished. Uppers and Fags were names
 
 NE FORT I OR OMNI A POSSET. 389 
 
 belonging to the past. No other system of maintaining order 
 and discipline in the houses was substituted for that which had 
 been destroyed, and the results of this change were not 
 favourable to the comfort or morals of the boys. 
 
 I must take the liberty to modify those state- 
 ments. ' Uppers and Unders ' and fagging were 
 declared unlawful, and the offenders were flogged 
 when they chanced to be found out ; but both the 
 name and the thing remained all my time, with cer- 
 tain exceptions. Fagging being illegal, the uppers 
 availed themselves of its illegality to abandon the old 
 duties of the system, and to let the big and strong 
 fellows have their way. There ensued a frightful 
 amount of bullying, for the school in my time was a 
 very miscellaneous mob of boys, high and low, from 
 all quarters, and from all sorts of schools. 
 
 But, as a matter of fact, there was a system for 
 the maintenance of order and discipline in the houses, 
 and it was effectual for the hours during which the 
 boys were shut in their ' Long Rooms ' to prepare their 
 work for the next day. In every house, as I have 
 explained in my notice of T. B. Hobhouse, there 
 was a praepositus with two monitors under him. Of 
 course they might, or might not be, efficient Their 
 names were published in the annual blue-book, and 
 they received rewards in the form of handsomely- 
 bound volumes. There lies before me a much-cher- 
 ished, but wholly unread Isocrates, showing outside 
 Sutton's arms, and inscribed in a hand very dear to me, 
 
 'THOMAS MOZLEY, 
 Mon. 
 
 May 6, 1824. 
 
 J.R.'
 
 390 THE DISCIPLINE OF CHARTERHOUSE. 
 
 Besides the monitors and monitor praepositus, there 
 were also sub-monitors. The whole staff had to send 
 in returns of the behaviour, and even the progress of 
 the boys, who were divided among them for this 
 purpose. If my memory serves me right I had to 
 countersign a dozen exercises every night, to secure 
 that I had my eye on the work a dozen boys were 
 doing. I remember getting into a fantastic way of 
 signing my name in capitals run off as quick as my 
 common signature. I had also every week to send 
 in such a report of my little flock as would imply a 
 careful comparison of one week with another. This 
 was hard work, for the terms were to be varied, or 
 they would come to signify nothing. ' Room for 
 improvement' soon worked itself out. 
 
 One of our sub-monitors, a tall Welshman, and a 
 good scholar, but no linguist, had an inkling of a 
 French phrase that might be applied to a boy not 
 quite what he should be. He explained his want to 
 the son of a Cabinet minister I have several times 
 mentioned, who was of course a good French scholar. 
 He helped the sub-monitor at once to the desired 
 phrase, and it went to Russell in the report. It must 
 have been the Monday after, when Russell, glancing 
 over the reports, called up the sub-monitor before 
 the whole school. 'Will you please explain what 
 you may mean by saying that - is not quite Auto 
 
 I see it observed that no wonder the discipline of 
 the school was not what it should have been, when 
 Russell himself lived at Blackheath, and only came 
 in for the school hours. He had a house at Black-
 
 RUSSELL'S DAILY WORK. 391 
 
 heath most, if not all my time. I do not know 
 whether he always slept there. The school met at 
 seven, and he was never so much as a minute 
 behind time. I often saw him ride in, for he always 
 rode a safe strong roadster. It was said that he 
 rose very early, and fortified himself with a bowl of 
 bread-and-milk before starting. With indoor disci- 
 pline he had nothing to do except to receive reports 
 from the masters of the houses and the monitors, 
 and to act upon them. Some of his windows com- 
 manded the Green, and his first floor opened on the 
 terrace, which commanded the Green more thoroughly, 
 and where he was occasionally seen. On that terrace 
 I once saw him with the Duchess of Kent and the 
 Princess Victoria, then four years old, and Sir John 
 Conroy, whose son Edward I had under my hands 
 for some short time. The gown-boys, whose house 
 adjoined Russell's, had a master occupying an apart- 
 ment in the same building, and charged with keeping 
 order among them. It was said there were two 
 ' monitors of the Green,' though I have no recollec- 
 tion of what they did, or who they were. 
 
 It never occurred to me that Russell might have 
 done more than he did in regard to discipline, or that 
 anything would have been gained by his being al- 
 ways at his official residence. The work of teaching 
 a hundred and twenty boys single-handed an hour 
 and a half before breakfast, three hours after, and two 
 hours in the afternoon, and then looking over the fre- 
 quent translations, verses, and themes, was such as to 
 make rest and recreation for some part of the day an 
 absolute necessity. In truth, he attempted too much
 
 392 THE DISCIPLINE OF CHARTERHOUSE. 
 
 for human nature constituted as it is, and soon after 
 my time he almost sank under the long-continued 
 strain. 
 
 One sad incident proves nothing, unless it be 
 the manners and customs of a bygone time. There 
 were two Howards, brothers and honourables. The 
 younger, I suppose, would not have come but for the 
 protection of the elder. As I remember him, he could 
 hardly be more than ten a pretty little fellow, with 
 black curly hair, and the blue veins showing through 
 a fair complexion. We had no Easter holidays, and 
 were at school on Good Friday. All over the world 
 there has long been the custom of some rough game 
 on Good Friday afternoon, under a strange idea of 
 Creation, robbed of its Lord, returning to unredeemed 
 savagery. Our game, I believe one from time imme- 
 morial, like some other things there from the days be- 
 fore the Reformation, was a very savage one. A line 
 was marked across the corner of the Green between 
 the Chapel and the Cloisters. Within it took their stand 
 the first and second forms, at least all of them who 
 liked it. Outside, facing them, were all the rest of 
 the school, including many fellows as big and strong 
 as any of those within the line. The unders pounced 
 on any one of the uppers they fancied, and set to 
 work dragging him across to a goal on the other side 
 of the Green, to the right hand of the Chapel. The 
 m$tie was often fearful. A dozen might be on the 
 ground together, with a crowd round them dragging 
 them this way or that. The little boys hung about 
 as close as they could venture, in order to enjoy the 
 sport, and give a hand if they could do it safely.
 
 A VERY SAD CASUALTY. 393 
 
 There were frequent rushes, and the little boys did 
 not always get out of the way in time. 
 
 Poor little Howard, the younger of the two, and 
 always hanging upon his elder brother, got entangled 
 in a rush, and was dragged several yards under a 
 mass of bigger boys. A knee-cap was fearfully 
 crushed, and he died in a couple of days. I never 
 saw a strong man more moved than Russell was the 
 next time he appeared in school. As for the game, I 
 think it was not repeated, but I am not sure. The 
 poor child was on the ground which had belonged to 
 two generations of his ancestors. Here it was that 
 the Duke of Norfolk, in the palace he had built, had 
 plotted to rescue Mary Queen of Scots, marry her, 
 and establish her on the English throne. Forgiven 
 once, he persisted, was betrayed, and executed. With 
 his other estates, Charterhouse then reverted to the 
 Crown. Queen Elizabeth granted it to the Duke's 
 second son, who after a time sold it to Thomas 
 Sutton, the founder of the school. 
 
 CHAPTER LX. 
 
 CARTHUSIAN INCIDENTS. 
 
 BY the time I had been three years at Charterhouse 
 we found on our return to school unexpected with- 
 drawals. These were not confined to the boys that 
 were doing no good there. Some had still their mark 
 to make, and might be expected to make it. The
 
 394 CARTHUSIAN INCIDENTS. 
 
 truth was that upon any examination by a scholar 
 of the old type these boys would have been found 
 wanting. The range was necessarily circumscribed. 
 Every line of the Greek play was studied over and 
 over again with microscopic eye, though I cannot re- 
 member that the comment ever rose higher than the 
 meaning of each line or the scanning of each chorus. 
 We had to commit to memory, or read with critical 
 attention, the Odes of Horace, the ' Georgics,' and 
 the fourth and sixth books of the 'yneid,' a few 
 of Cicero's Orations, half a dozen Greek plays, one 
 book of the ' Iliad,' the first book of Livy, Sallust, 
 and several books of Thucydides. 
 
 Russell himself felt that more variety was wanted. 
 In one term, as if to satisfy complaints, he took us 
 rapidly through the ' Odyssey,' without any criticism 
 to detain us. He invited some of the first form to a 
 private class in Theocritus. In the school there was 
 no medium between the plan of mutual instruction 
 in the Lower School that is, the boys teaching one 
 another and the plan of Russell himself teaching a 
 hundred and twenty at the same time. This left 
 little room for variety of books. 
 
 The instruction was generally too verbal, too 
 minute, too much confined to the word, the deri- 
 vation, the inflection, the syntax, and the quantity. 
 Memory was challenged not for similar passages, 
 or illustrations of the meaning, but for ' quantities.' 
 Some attention indeed was given to dates, and to 
 geography, so far as to elicit the country of a city, 
 a mountain, or a river. But there certainly was left 
 out the background, the story, the atmosphere, the
 
 MINUTE CRITICISM. 395 
 
 sentiment, and the strain that is, the connection of 
 ideas. If these presented themselves spontaneously 
 to the minds of boys so disposed, they acted as diver- 
 sions, dividing the attention, and creating a disgust 
 for minutia. Horace, and even Virgil, are very illus- 
 trative of a most important period of Roman history, 
 but I cannot remember that they were so utilised. 
 Some Carthusians will appeal to the very useful 
 notes in the edition of Horace in usum Scholce Car- 
 thusiancs. But I cannot remember any attempt 
 to form in the mind any consecutive idea of the 
 history of Rome indeed, of the known world 
 from the death of Julius Caesar to near the Christian 
 era. 
 
 There were, however, as I have hinted, other 
 reasons for dissatisfaction, and I cannot now be 
 surprised at the frequent withdrawals. As the boys 
 removed would be now too old for other schools, they 
 went, or were said to go, to private tutors. This, 
 Russell regarded as adding insult to injury. There 
 were, in fact, few tutors in the kingdom who could 
 even supplement, much less improve upon Russell's 
 instruction. When he found that a boy of whom 
 better might have been expected had not got up his 
 lesson, Russell said, in the bitterest of tones, 'Yes, I 
 suppose you'll go to a private tutor,' with an emphasis 
 on the last words, as if the class were the most con- 
 temptible in creation, the pupil only a shade or two 
 less contemptible. 
 
 But I must return to the question of Fagging, 
 upon which I have ventured to modify Dr. Haig 
 Brown's account of the practice in my time. I fear
 
 396 CARTHUSIAN INCIDENTS. 
 
 that every word I have now to add to what I said in 
 the last chapter will be held to show the substantial 
 truth of that account. Yet, on consideration, I do not 
 see that Russell could have done otherwise than he 
 did under the special circumstances. The school, as I 
 found it, was utterly devoid of a traditional character. 
 I cannot remember a single boy in my house who 
 was there because his father, or uncle, had been 
 at the school before him, except in the case of Sir 
 John Harding. It was a motley and incoherent as- 
 semblage, for all social purposes. Now, where there 
 is a regular tradition and a social compact, and where 
 the school is in fact almost exclusively the common 
 ground of a large circle of aristocratic families, fag- 
 ging becomes little else than the natural dominion 
 of the elders in a family and the natural subordi- 
 nation of the youngers. These are much facilitated 
 when the right of fagging is gradually acquired by 
 a slow and regular passage up the school, when 
 they that fag have been much longer fagged in their 
 time. But at Charterhouse boys were arriving at all 
 ages ; they were ' taking places ' over one another's 
 heads, and rising in a year to the top of the school. 
 It then mattered not much whether they were very 
 big fellows or very little, for they might be equally 
 unfit to make a good use of personal authority. Con- 
 sidering the boys to be actually dealt with, I am sure 
 that ' Fagging,' in the old public-school sense, was 
 quite inapplicable. Nor did the domestic economy 
 of the school afford it any opening. 
 
 But some principle of order and mutual deference 
 there must be in a great mass of humanity collected
 
 BULLIES. 397 
 
 in a narrow space, and often in animated, not to say 
 violent action. 
 
 As I have stated above, the substitute for fagging 
 was the system of monitors. Having been a monitor 
 in my house most of my time, I can answer for the 
 failure of the system. It was quite powerless to 
 prevent an immense amount of cruelty and worse 
 wickedness. The elder boys did fag. So far the 
 system failed, and so far good was done. But the 
 louts, the brutes, the strong ruffians, fagged too, and 
 that with a wanton cruelty far beyond what would 
 have been possible under legitimate fagging. It 
 really was as if sheep and wolves had been forced 
 into the same fold, under the idea that the sheep 
 would acquire the art of self-defence, and the wolves 
 learn to pity and to spare. I have admitted that the 
 spontaneous fermentation of this mass was working 
 towards a cure. But it was by sending away the 
 lambs sorely wounded, and the wolves no tamer than 
 they had come. 
 
 The masters must have found the selection of 
 ' monitors ' no easy task. These officers were really 
 irresponsible. Whether they exceeded or fell short, 
 there was no eye to observe it. Russell would not 
 choose bullies for the part, but he had to beware of 
 the passive sort, as being really the worse of the two. 
 
 I give an instance of what a bully would do, 
 blessed with a little brief authority. He had to see 
 that all the boys at his table had washed their hands 
 before dinner. They had taken their places, and as 
 he passed down behind them they had to turn and 
 show their hands. The son of a Cabinet minister
 
 398 CARTHUSIAN INCIDENTS. 
 
 had arrived only a few days before a handsome, well- 
 grown fellow, not wanting in courage or presence of 
 mind. But he was evidently suffering a temporary 
 prostration of spirit, upon finding himself sitting on a 
 deal bench, at a narrow table, among little boys, to 
 simple fare. Upon the approach of the monitor 
 sub-monitor I should say he showed the palms of 
 his hands. ' Show the backs,' the fellow said, and 
 immediately hit him a severe blow on his knuckles 
 with a hard ruler. I shall never forget the new-comer's 
 scream of astonishment and indignation. It must 
 have been his first experience of the kind. It was a 
 gross abuse of authority, and as he had been nursed 
 on authority, he would not know how to deal with it. 
 But, apropos of the said washing. There was no such 
 thing as total ablution in the school. This was left to 
 the Saturday outings. Many of the boys frequented 
 for this purpose the Bagnio, in a narrow lane lead- 
 ing northward out of Newgate Street, believed to 
 have been built, after Wren's plans, in the reign of 
 Charles II. I also frequented a floating-bath off Black- 
 friars Bridge, ' Peerless Pool,' and other baths. But 
 even good sort of fellows would sometimes draw up 
 their coat-sleeves and show with much merriment what 
 was called ' high-water mark ' that is, the sharply 
 defined line of dirt left on the wrist by a mere manual 
 ablution. Very soon after my time baths were intro- 
 duced at Charterhouse, the first of several improve- 
 ments one hardly ventured to wish for in my time. 
 
 One thing I must say, leaving others to explain it 
 if they can. Though we were right in the heart of 
 the metropolis ; though we lived in the midst of cess-
 
 A HEALTH RESORT. 399 
 
 pools ; though we were packed the long winter days 
 thirty in a room which was only a good-sized dining- 
 room, and almost as closely in the night ; though 
 when the elders went to bed, only an hour and a half 
 after the youngers, already they found the air of the 
 bedroom that of a 'pest-house ; though ventilation was 
 unheard of ; though our school hours were lengthened 
 beyond any measure of physical endurance ; though we 
 heard and smelt Smithfield, then one mass of filth ; 
 though our diet was rather for hardy rustics than for 
 tender sprigs of gentility ; though during the long 
 winter evenings the big boys roasted themselves at a 
 blazing fire, and the little boys sat shivering near an 
 ever-gaping doorway ; and though the one specific for 
 all complaints was the ' black draught ' yet we were 
 healthy. I do not remember a single fever or epidemic 
 to take away a single boy for a day from the school. 
 
 For myself, I may say that I certainly gained in 
 health and strength there. I had been weak, puny, 
 and ailing till I went to Charterhouse, insomuch 
 that from a very early age my next younger brother 
 had been taller and stronger. He retained that 
 advantage over me, but I did not now lose more 
 ground. We all knew and felt the place to be healthy, 
 and many of us accepted implicitly the current belief 
 that the atmosphere of that region was sweetened by 
 the breath of the cattle coming to Smithfield. 
 
 On the other hand I must say that a survey of 
 the many careers that have come under my notice 
 leaves no doubt in my mind that the whole regime 
 there tended to impair vitality and to shorten life. 
 There was mischief in it to the nervous system, to
 
 400 HOW WE AMUSED OURSELVES. 
 
 the heart, and to the brain, and this mischief was 
 most suffered by those who most loyally submitted 
 to Russell's peculiar method of instruction. 
 
 CHAPTER LXI. 
 
 HOW WE AMUSED OURSELVES. 
 
 How did we amuse ourselves ? That is, how did we 
 pass the long outdoor hours in summer, and longer 
 indoor hours in winter? With the Green and the 
 Wilderness added to it, we had eight or nine acres ; 
 but, in spite of annual attempts to produce turf, the 
 ground was hard and gravelly. We were surrounded 
 by walls in which were still some old doorways and 
 other traces of the Carthusian Monastery. When it 
 was possible, cricket was played on every variety of 
 scale, from the full number of bigger fellows to the 
 two little fellows in some corner alternately batter 
 and bowler. Football was not so elaborately regu- 
 lated a game it is now, or quite so savage a game it is 
 now. It was not thought necessary to the sport that 
 there should be a serious casualty every day. But 
 there were a good many broken skins, for most of 
 the fellows had iron tips to their very strong shoes, 
 and some freely boasted of giving more than they 
 took. On two sides of the old Green there were lofty 
 rough walls, but no regular fives or tennis-court. 
 Our walks were round and round the Green. Hare- 
 and-hounds could be played by little boys, so as they
 
 <TRENTE ET (7N y WITH DOMINOES. 401 
 
 kept off the ground occupied by more serious sports. 
 Hoops came and went. First came single hoops ; 
 then no one could show himself unless he were 
 driving a pair. Then they all disappeared in a 
 day. 
 
 They who chose to use the empty Long Room 
 for the purpose played at battledore and shuttle- 
 cock, which they kept up to a tedious length. I 
 remember the Cabinet minister's son telling us that 
 his father and Canning had kept up twelve hundred 
 in a gallery at Windsor Castle. Skipping came in 
 After a little practice many of us achieved two revo- 
 lutions of the rope in one skip. Hobhouse, flinging 
 his arms and legs about as if he had been caught by 
 a whirlwind, declared that he had passed the rope 
 three times under his heels at one ascent from the 
 ground, and charged us all with being in conspiracy 
 because we could count no more than two. 
 
 Of course there was betting on the races. Cards 
 we were not allowed ; but we had dominoes, and the 
 young diplomatist taught us how to play trente et 
 un with them. We could win and lose a good deal 
 at it. I've not the least idea now how it was done. 
 I won near two pounds from a fellow, and forgave him 
 the debt. The next term he won up to a pound from 
 me, and made me pay to the uttermost farthing 
 This sickened me of gambling in any form. I 
 have never made a bet, or speculated in any kind 
 or degree, since. This I say not as thinking it a sin 
 in those who can make it their business, and give 
 adequate attention to it, and keep within prudent 
 bounds. I could not ever have observed these con- 
 
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 402 HOW WE AMUSED OURSELVES. 
 
 ditions, so in my case it would have been folly, and 
 probably ruin also. 
 
 Then came a fashion for pets chiefly white mice ; 
 and then, as if the demand followed the supply, 
 for owls and hawks. The mice became a burden 
 and a nuisance. So the boys made them run races, 
 which, not being natural to a mouse, involved some 
 cruelty. Russell heard of the state of things, and 
 issued, as I understood, two successive ukases, first 
 against the mice, then against the birds of prey. So 
 first the mice disappeared, then the birds, who, how- 
 ever, had a good time of it for several days. 
 
 We played at chess, and at draughts. Backgam- 
 mon was too noisy, and dice were forbidden. We 
 had both showman and actors in our house. The 
 former expatiated on the habits of wild beasts in 
 the proper tone of the itinerant menagerie ; the latter 
 were great either in comic dialogue or in fiery decla- 
 mation. A small dramatic circle constructed a toy 
 theatre, with scenery, slides, and paper figures. I 
 volunteered a front, with a couple of Corinthian 
 columns on each side of the stage. Within each 
 couple of pillars I found room for a classic niche, 
 in view of deities, muses, or other personifications. 
 Pipon, who came to be Assistant Adjutant-General 
 at the Horse Guards, instantly, and to my infinite 
 disgust, filled the niches with knights in armour, of 
 the true Norman sort, with towering plumes and 
 tilting spears. 
 
 I must not forget the ' cob-nuts,' or ' hob-nuts.' 
 They might be a bloodless tradition of cock-fighting, 
 and even of gladiators. The boys perforated hazel-
 
 JOHN'S CALVES. 403 
 
 nuts, ran strings through them, and then battered 
 them against one another, continually renewing the 
 combat with the survivors. A nut that had survived 
 many collisions, and destroyed many survivors, was a 
 hero, and became a fetish. He had a history. Every 
 little boy, for one term, had his champion nut in his 
 pocket, ready to meet all comers. 
 
 Of course there was plenty of mischief going 
 on, more indeed than I can remember, or could 
 describe. John, the footman, who waited on us in 
 plush breeches, showed a pair of good calves. It 
 was an article of faith to believe that these could not 
 be his own, and that they belonged to the stockings 
 and not to the limb. So some of the little boys 
 armed themselves with big pins, and while John 
 was busy handing the plates at dinner, passed their 
 hands behind his calves, sparing them no more than 
 they would their own mamma's pin-cushion. John 
 exclaimed ; but little boys can keep their countenance 
 like men, and the only result was a general admoni- 
 tion not to be foolish. 
 
 In my former Reminiscences I gave some in- 
 stances in which the Cabinet minister's son indulged 
 his humour at another's cost and risk. It is only 
 fair to give an instance in which the risk was his 
 own. Lying on his back upon the floor of the bed- 
 room, and inflating his lungs, he induced some half 
 dozen of us, in succession, to stand on his chest. I 
 was then fourteen or over, and, though small, must 
 have been five or six stone. Others were heavier. 
 The idea was horrible to me, and I was as glad to 
 step on the boards again as I should have been to be 
 
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 404 HOW WE AMUSED OURSELVES. 
 
 released from an incubus myself. Where do boys 
 get all these strange ideas ? I have often asked the 
 question with regard to even queerer things than 
 this. There is no accounting for tradition ; it comes 
 from such a depth, and it has passed through such 
 extraordinary strata. I have suspected some of our 
 school slang to have come down from monkish 
 times. 
 
 Every boy at a ' public school ' in these days has 
 a room to himself, to retire to when he wishes to be 
 alone. He has a library in which to look out books 
 to his taste, and read if he likes. He has spacious 
 playgrounds carefully turfed ; he has gymnasia, fives- 
 courts and tennis-courts ; he has swimming-baths, and, 
 above all, country walks that is, walks between hedges 
 and fields. We at Charterhouse at that time had 
 none of these things. We were shut up, big and 
 little, in rooms where we could not help elbowing one 
 another at the tables, where no one could whisper, 
 change his posture, or even write, without being heard 
 by the whole room. It was the greatest cruelty to 
 the elder boys and the greatest cruelty to the little 
 boys, for the former could not do their work without 
 compelling the latter to hold their tongues and their 
 limbs too in unnatural stillness. 
 
 These boys had not acquired a power which I 
 have frequently found in village-school children. I 
 have taxed a couple of girls with inattention, whether 
 in class or at the desk, and with doing nothing. To all 
 appearance they have been perfectly mute and motion- 
 less. Their lips have not moved. Not a whisper has 
 been heard. It has then come out that all the time
 
 A THEORY OF THE EARTH. 405 
 
 one has been telling the other a long story, or that they 
 have had a dispute, without being at all hindered by 
 having to be neither seen nor heard. 
 
 But I have almost forgotten what was really the 
 chief amusement of our little house on rainy days, 
 when we had to be much indoors, with nothing to do. 
 There was controversy about everything or nothing. 
 All conversations soon came to this. A subject once 
 started, there were sure to be some who knew more 
 about it than others, and sure to be some who knew 
 much less. The latter could at least criticise, imagine, 
 and invent. But all boys love paradox. Truth has 
 to be defended gravely, so boys invest truth with a 
 surrounding of nonsense to bring it down to the level 
 of sport. A paradox may be knocked to pieces with- 
 out much harm being done, and finally surrendered 
 without loss or shame. 
 
 I well remember a very good fellow, who, of course, 
 knew better, upon being forced into a discussion about 
 the shape of the earth, maintained with much gravity 
 that it was like a three-cornered tart. A simply 
 round tart, with a wall of pastry to prevent the con- 
 tents from tumbling out, would have been too de- 
 fensible an idea, and it is indeed very much the 
 ancient idea of poets and of inexact philosophers. 
 The ' three corners,' however, added outworks to 
 this position. They could be fought for, and then 
 abandoned. As long as the battle was upon them, it 
 mattered not what nonsense was uttered on their 
 defence. There remained the citadel, which by this 
 time nobody cared to attack or to defend the central 
 idea without its angular appendages.
 
 406 HOW WE AMUSED OURSELVES. 
 
 But memory once on the wing, I find I have not 
 done justice to the combined ingenuity and originality 
 of thirty lads, many of them condemned to spend 
 five summers and five winters in the same rooms. 
 Capping verses was all the rage at one time, and it 
 revealed powers I did not suspect. A fellow repeated a 
 Latin verse ; and his competitor had to repeat another 
 verse, beginning with the letter the former verse 
 ended with. There were some who could do this to 
 the extent of a couple of hundred verses. Of course 
 they were not allowed to produce the same verse twice 
 over. The game, for it was no better than a game, 
 involved charging the memory with a dozen or a 
 score verses beginning with the same letter, and ready 
 to be shot off one after the other. I had forgotten 
 another occupation, requiring neither language nor 
 company, beyond an occasional comparison of results. 
 This was the fabrication of artificial flies, and the 
 preparation of angling gear for the coming holidays. 
 Andrew Fountaine, who has played and played out 
 the part of an East Anglian Squire with some dis- 
 tinction, was a great adept at this manufacture, and 
 acquired thereby the sobriquet of ' Trout ' from some 
 elder fellows who found it convenient to consult 
 him.
 
 SHREWSBURY SCHOOL. 407 
 
 CHAPTER LXII. 
 
 THE CARTHUSIAN REGIME. 
 
 THE Charterhouse movement was complex, and was 
 not wholly original. Shrewsbury was taking the 
 lead. Its men were distinguishing themselves at the 
 universities, chiefly in Latin and Greek composition 
 and in minute scholarship. If Charterhouse was to 
 compete, it had to run in the same lines. It was a 
 fair race, and an intelligible object, just what takes 
 with the British public. So fish of all kinds were 
 caught by that net. 1 was but one of a great rush to 
 Charterhouse ; I went in with the flow, and left with 
 the ebb, for the tide was then on the turn. The rush 
 was almost that ugly one which Conservatives used 
 to dread. The new arrivals rapidly coming in were 
 of many grades, from all parts of England, and 
 literally from hundreds of schools, for all had been 
 at one private school, many at two, three, or four. 
 They brought with them every conceivable folly. 
 The process of purging began very soon, for some of 
 these boys had already been expelled once or twice 
 before. It was done quietly. Boy after boy disap- 
 peared, and few knew the reason why. 
 
 In my own house of about thirty, there were the 
 sons of noblemen, of baronets, of county gentlemen 
 of high standing, of merchants, of India directors, of 
 clergymen, of well-known tradesmen. The aristo- 
 cratic element so much prevailed that there arose a cry 
 that Russell was favouring his brother-in-law, to the
 
 408 THE CARTHUSIAN REGIME. 
 
 disadvantage of the other houses. Of course he had 
 to fill his sister's house. As I have related above, I 
 was myself an overflow out of ' Watkie's ' full house 
 into Lloyd's empty one. We were only seven the first 
 that is, the summer term. No Long Room had 
 yet been built, and Mr. Lloyd was not yet married. 
 We lived with him as with a private tutor. He got up 
 conversations amongst us, and gave us such dinners 
 as he might have given to a small party of friends. 
 The novelty of our position excited the curiosity of 
 the school, particularly as it was rumoured that 
 Lloyd's house was to be very select. The first 
 question put to me on the Green was what we had 
 for dinner, and we had to confess to surloins, roast 
 veal, asparagus, pease, cauliflowers, tarts, and other 
 dainties. Indeed, it was like living at home, and to 
 some of us much better. 
 
 The boys of the other houses immediately reported 
 the state of things to their own housekeepers, and 
 demanded like fare. They might not succeed in this, 
 but they might succeed in bringing us down to their 
 own level. Lloyd had to go on the rest of the term 
 as he had begun. So the rest of the school, par- 
 ticularly the gown-boys, took the law in their own 
 hands. We had to pass through their house, as 
 through a dark and narrow defile, into the cloister. 
 Here the bigger gown- boys arranged themselves with 
 whips, and cut at us as we ran through, to pay us off 
 for our good dinners. 
 
 When we returned after ' St. Bartholomew's 
 holidays,' we found that in six weeks a Long Room 
 had been built in the yard behind, and that the house
 
 DIET. 409 
 
 was already nearly full in a few days overflowing. 
 Our regimen and diet were now that of the whole 
 school. I believe that diet went on some old tradi- 
 tion. A year or two ago I saw in the papers an indig- 
 nant letter by some parent, who complained of the 
 pauper dietary inflicted on his son at the Blue-Coat 
 School. It was exactly that which I and my aristo- 
 cratic schoolfellows had at Charterhouse. 
 
 The plan was good, but, like all plans, liable to 
 failures and defeats. As a rule, and with certain 
 exceptions, we had milk and water for breakfast. 
 All London milk was then open to suspicion. We 
 had ' rolls,' hot or cold, as we pleased, with butter. 
 The latter was generally insipid, but not worse. The 
 rolls I much suspect of alum, and credit with an 
 injurious effect on the digestive powers. Most of 
 the flour of these days was heavy, if not quite un- 
 sound, and alum covers many sins. I remember a 
 lady at Easter time examining some schoolchildren. 
 ' What do they put in the dough to make it rise ? ' 
 The question happened to be addressed to the child 
 of the village baker, and the answer was, ' Alum.' 
 The dinner consisted of beef or mutton, potatoes 
 and cabbage ; puddings twice a week. 
 
 No doubt it was assumed that the boys would 
 get pastry and fruit enough at the tuck-shop. Most 
 of them did, and I daresay it was a wholesome 
 change. The little boys got tarts as long as their 
 money held out. The bigger boys and the cricketers 
 consumed quantities of thin biscuits and capillaire. 
 What was this ? Indeed, I am not perfectly sure I 
 have the right word. The thing I mean was a thick
 
 4io THE CARTHUSIAN REGIME. 
 
 syrup combining acid and sweet like an acidulated 
 drop. Poured into a glass of water it made lemonade, 
 and by the addition of powders became effervescent ; 
 on a hot summer afternoon the demand was im- 
 mense. 
 
 The five years I was at Charterhouse I never 
 once went near the tuck-shop. I did not like spend- 
 ing my money that way ; but perhaps it told still 
 more that I was shy of the saucy crowd lounging 
 and chaffing before the old lady's counter. At six 
 we had our choice of bread and butter with tea, or 
 bread and cheese with beer. We had nothing after, 
 though the elder boys did not go to bed till half past 
 ten. Throughout the day those who had money 
 had various opportunities of supplementing this diet. 
 They could not at dinner, for the master presided. 
 They could at breakfast, till a day which I remember 
 with horror. Many of us were qualifying the hot 
 milk and water with extract of coffee or cocoa, 
 well sugared, and had potted meats and marmalade. 
 Suddenly the door opened, and poor Lloyd, whose 
 heart I have no doubt bled all the time, appeared, 
 ordered the servant to bring a tray, and swept the 
 tables of these luxuries. No doubt some of the 
 little boys had complained to their parents, and it 
 had come round. 
 
 The son of a Cabinet minister whom I have men- 
 tioned in my ' Reminiscences ' was always full of 
 diplomacy, but he was once foiled. He received a 
 large present of game. How to cook it was the ques- 
 tion. He had made acquaintances among the old 
 pensioners, one of whom, I suppose, with the help
 
 DIPLOMATIC FAILURES. 411 
 
 of the bed makers or laundresses, could manage 
 it. A game pie was the easiest and safest form. It 
 was arranged that the young diplomatist should bring 
 a couple of friends to the pensioner, who should ask 
 a friend on his part, and the five were to feast to- 
 gether. At the appointed time the diplomatist sent 
 word to the pensioner that he and his own friends 
 were watched, and they could not leave their house. 
 So the pie was to be smuggled into it, and he gave 
 directions accordingly. The pie appeared, and with 
 it a note to the effect that the pensioners were sorry 
 to have to divide the pie, but under the circum- 
 stances the best division was for them to take the 
 inside, leaving the gentlemen the outside which, 
 indeed, they found to be their share. 
 
 Of the diplomatist's failure on this occasion I was 
 reminded some years after by a little item in the 
 police reports. With a young and congenial friend 
 he had gone to a dinner-party some miles out of 
 town, and had had the use of a private carriage. The 
 pair had armed themselves with pea-shooters, which 
 were very formidable weapons. On their return they 
 kept up a continuous fire at the shop-windows right 
 and left, smashing pane after pane. One shop- 
 keeper instantly called to his shopboy to run after 
 that carriage and seat himself on the footboard 
 behind. This he did, and thenceforth the two 
 gentlemen inside were ' dancing in a net.' The boy 
 had a double gratification. He saw all the fun, and 
 had the revenge. When they alighted at my lord's 
 door he recognised them, took their names and the 
 number of the house to his master, who had them
 
 4 i2 THE CARTHUSIAN REGIME. 
 
 up before the magistrate, well rebuked, and ordered 
 to repair all the broken glass of several miles of road. 
 
 Warming up red-herrings was all the cookery 
 possible in our Long Room, and this had to be done 
 under cover of a fumigation by the burning of brown 
 paper. One bit of cookery I remember with shame 
 and grief, not for the breach of discipline, but for the 
 fatal habit of procrastination associated with it. At 
 times, particularly towards the end of term, we were 
 in arrears, with analyses, or what not. So we re- 
 served, or otherwise procured, the materials for coffee, 
 with bread and butter. When we could be sure that 
 the household was asleep, master and all, we rose, 
 hung up several thicknesses of blanket before the 
 windows, which happened to look upon the servants' 
 room, lighted candles, set to work writing, and by- 
 and-by heated our coffee by holding it in mugs over 
 tallow candles. The process was much quicker than 
 my readers would expect. It was the mental pro- 
 cess that was at fault, for we were not likely to do 
 well, or to remember long what we did, as it were, 
 in our dreams, and under pressure. It must, too, have 
 been a very joint-stock affair. 
 
 Girls complain much more frequently than boys of 
 their deficient school dietary. Dining in the middle of 
 the day, and having nothing but tea and a slice of 
 bread and butter afterwards, they go to bed hungry. 
 They have not the resource of a tuck-shop. I have 
 heard of schoolgirls unable to sleep for hunger. A 
 lady whom I knew long and well told me that at her 
 school they managed to obtain a ham and a pot of 
 treacle a north-country combination. As they were
 
 PULMENTARIA QUAERE SUDANDO. 413 
 
 discussing these dainties, they heard the step of the 
 schoolmistress on the stairs. The candle was instantly 
 extinguished, and my informant had to bury herself 
 in her bedclothes with the treacle and ham. 
 
 Every alternate Wednesday the monotony of the 
 diet was broken with a treat- ham and pease, lamb or 
 roast veal. This was usually looked forward to by 
 the little fellows who missed their home delicacies. 
 A dozen of them would spend the hour between 
 school and dinner in getting up wind and appetite. 
 This they did, or thought they did, by running 
 several times round the Green, and then washing 
 head, chest, and shoulders at the sink. 
 
 None below the first form wore any cover to 
 the head, whether in heat or in cold, in wind or in 
 rain. This was custom, and nothing more. Any 
 kind of head-covering was a weakness, or an impu- 
 dence. The country lads coming back to school in 
 January sometimes brought ugly little rabbit-skin 
 caps, sold then in the shops for 3^. 6d. But they did 
 not last more than a fortnight or so. The rough 
 usage of a gravelled playground, and frequent per- 
 sonal encounters, in sport or otherwise, played sad 
 work with our clothes, and many were ostentatiously 
 slovenly, out at elbows and knees. There were 
 sudden and violent changes of fashion in those days. 
 Not less than a hundred of the boys probably were 
 wearing coats with very long swallow-tails. All at 
 once fashion veered round, and they all conformed to 
 it by simply taking a pair of scissors and cutting six 
 inches or more off the tails, with more or less neat- 
 ness and propriety of outline.
 
 4 I4 THE CARTHUSIAN REGIME. 
 
 From Saturday noon to Sunday evening we 
 could go out, upon proper invitation, to visit our 
 friends. Most of the boys were then splendidly 
 apparelled, and there was a pardonable curiosity as 
 to the figure a boy would make. Some had good 
 reason to be proud of their get-up. They turned 
 out in the pink of the fashion, with new hats, 
 kid gloves, and neckties large enough to cut into 
 stoles for a dozen officiating priests. Poor Kitchener, 
 whose handsome wife and pretty daughters I used 
 to meet occasionally now many years ago, son of 
 the well known physician and gastronomist, was 
 usually in rags and tatters. On Saturday he ap- 
 peared fastidiously attired in garments showing off 
 the delicacy of his complexion and the symmetry 
 of his figure. Is Barnardiston Wrightson still living? 
 If so, he will be amused to be reminded of being 
 met half way to the West End with the silver 
 paper still on the brass buttons of his bright blue 
 coat. 
 
 They who were not in fashion had to undergo 
 a long and bitter ordeal. Boys I daresay girls 
 too despise poverty and economy in the form of 
 shabbiness. Nor was there then discovered the 
 kindly neutral costume which assimilates the duke 
 and the labourer. I am sure that if any gentleman 
 were now to appear in the streets in the fashion of 
 those days trousers and waistcoat broadly striped 
 with the brightest contrasts of colour he would 
 find himself followed by a crowd desirous to see the 
 performance which his dress betokened. 
 
 One poor fellow, a boy of some promise, but I
 
 HOC OPUS, HIC LABOR EST. 415 
 
 think no favourite, had to go through the long sum- 
 mer term in a uniform suit of coarse blue cloth, in 
 a crowd of butterflies. On going to bed one night 
 he saw a bright new pair of striped trousers laid out 
 for the occupant of the next bed. He appropriated 
 them, hid them, and kept his secret during the inquiry 
 for them, but actually appeared in them only three 
 weeks after. Of course he was found to be the thief, 
 and he disappeared from the school. 
 
 We were, in fact, a mob of boys, suddenly 
 gathered, and as quickly dispersed. There was no 
 cohesion or common vitality in the whole affair. It 
 was a rope of sand. Long before the end of my own 
 five years boys were leaving in quick succession after 
 only three, or even two years of it. In no respect 
 could their progress satisfy their parents. That 
 Russell could do what he did with such a mob is 
 wonderful, but the task proposed was above even his 
 herculean powers and heroic devotion. With scanty 
 superintendence, five hundred lads, hastily collected 
 from all the bad schools in the kingdom, had to be 
 made to educate one another that is, to make one 
 another scholars and gentlemen. The task was to be 
 accomplished in an utter absence of the very favour- 
 able conditions under which the old public school^ 
 attained an even tenor of respectable success. The 
 old public schools, it used to be said, retained their 
 identity. They were always the same. It was the 
 masters that changed, and that did not make much 
 difference. 
 
 It is of no use to criticise what was really a 
 very great battle, in a noble cause, fought under im-
 
 416 THE CARTHUSIAN REGIME. 
 
 possible conditions. It was then universally agreed 
 that public education had to be reformed. The old 
 traditions had to be broken. Extravagance and 
 wickedness had to be controlled at all events, not to 
 be taught. Masters had to be made masters, and 
 scholars scholars. Education was to be made at once 
 cheap and good. The cry for cheapness will be the 
 better understood if it be borne in mind that when 
 Russell began his famous experiment, which was not 
 till some years after his becoming head master, the 
 country was in the lowest state of depression. Land- 
 owners, farmers, and manufacturers, all with one voice 
 were declaring themselves ruined. They were indeed 
 ruined, and the first page of every provincial news- 
 paper was filled with advertisements of farms to be 
 let, and stock to be sold. 
 
 The new experiment must be made without in- 
 creasing the staff or raising the pay. There must be 
 enlarged accommodation ; but it was doled out care- 
 fully. There could be no new buildings. There 
 , could be no appeal to the public, to old Carthusians, 
 or to the governors, who somehow looked coldly on 
 the whole business. The increased accommodation 
 was got by renting houses in the Square and in 
 Wilderness Row, the latter approached by a tunnel. 
 When the average of adult masters was only one to 
 sixty boys, the boys themselves had to do most of 
 the work. The more I think of it the more satisfied 
 I am that, as things then were, and as opinion then 
 was, the battle had to be fought under these hard 
 conditions ; just as the great battles of history, de- 
 cisive of empire, have been fought by men almost
 
 BERNAL OS BORNE. 417 
 
 worn out with wakings and marchings, with hunger 
 and thirst, and with all that can crush courage and 
 weaken endurance. 
 
 It may be replied that Russell ought to have 
 raised the terms, and doubled the staff of masters ; 
 and that he ought to have done this before the public 
 made the discovery that the experiment was a failure. 
 But it would hardly have been safe to raise the terms 
 for a declining school. When, too, Russell was him- 
 self commanding the attention of more than a hun- 
 dred boys to the highest work in the school, he could 
 not think sixty too large a proportion for even lesser 
 men engaged in elementary instruction. It was an 
 illusion even in the Upper School, and still more in 
 the Under. 
 
 CHAPTER LXIII. 
 
 SOME CONTEMPORARIES IN THE SCHOOL. 
 
 BERNAL OSBORNE was not prouder of Charterhouse 
 than he was of his patriarchal descent ; but if he had 
 any gratitude in his nature, he was bound to give 
 some of it to the school where no one ever enjoyed 
 such licence of tongue. He could not be more than 
 eleven when I went there in 1820, and already he 
 was the most loquacious, impudent, and amusing 
 fellow on the Green. He had a saucy word for every 
 one that came in his way, and, as the American 
 expresses it, could ' sauce back ' without end. I 
 never came in his way, and had I ever done so 
 VOL. I. E E
 
 418 SOME CONTEMPORARIES IN THE SCHOOL. 
 
 I should have been careful to give as little opening as 
 possible. He was so exceedingly amusing that he 
 had all the liberty of a court jester, though I don't 
 remember that he went out of his way to inflict pain. 
 After all, his talk was such froth that I should doubt 
 whether anybody could recall a single witticism, or 
 the subjects, or the occasions. But the figure, the 
 manner, and the voice must be indelible in many a 
 Carthusian memory. 
 
 And now for another contemporary, whom in- 
 voluntarily, and by accident, I find myself putting 
 in comparison with Bernal. I will not give the name, 
 for it is unnecessary, and I feel I can more easily hint 
 at a defect than do justice to a very high excellence. 
 The name is one with many honoured representatives 
 in the Carthusian roll. The man of whom I speak 
 was, for all the time I was at Charterhouse, and for 
 long after, my idea of a bright, youthful hero, an 
 Achilles in the crowd, the morning star of that little 
 firmament. He was all that I have heard Selwyn 
 described, for I never saw the latter till he had been 
 for a quarter of a century Bishop of New Zealand. 
 My Charterhouse hero seemed as brilliant, as hand- 
 some, as single-minded, and as good. I do not 
 remember whether he was captain ; but it was not 
 always the best scholar that was. He won the gold 
 medal for the best Latin verses ever written at 
 Charterhouse, as I have heard them described. With 
 his tall, bounding figure, light tread, and elastic form 
 he led in all the games. 
 
 Admiring and yet trembling, I used to watch him 
 taking repeatedly a leap which I think he was the
 
 FORTUNA SsEVO L.-ETA NEGOTIO. 419 
 
 only one there that ever attempted. The Under 
 School stood on a sort of ridge dividing the Green 
 from the Wilderness, and was said to have received 
 its form by the immense number of interments in the 
 great plague of Edward III.'s reign. Towards the 
 north-east this ridge sloped at an angle of forty-five, 
 and with a drop that, to my memory, is ten feet, but 
 it can hardly have been so much as that. Repeat- 
 edly did I see my contemporary take a run, bound 
 into space, clearing the long slope, and lighting 
 safely at the lower level. 
 
 Nor was that lower level soft yielding turf, or a 
 bed of sand. It was hard, gravelly, and trodden like 
 the rest of the playground. Any one can perform 
 feats, if sure to be caught in a blanket. The 
 clumsiest man or woman can descend the almost 
 precipitous slope of volcanic dust on one side of 
 Vesuvius in a few score bounds, with no other dam- 
 age than the entire loss of blacking from the boots 
 and a powdering of sulphur about the clothes. 
 
 My brilliant contemporary went to Cambridge, 
 and took high honours. One of the first things I 
 remember, or seem to remember, to have heard about 
 him illustrates the very mixed character of human 
 destinies. He was of a family of bankers. Soon 
 after coming of age, under the direction of his seniors, 
 he put the whole of his fortune into the bank, and in 
 a few weeks the same newspaper that published his 
 honours published also the bankruptcy of the firm, 
 with his name as one of the partners. I daresay this 
 statement 'admits of some correction, but I believe 
 it to be substantially true. It is, however, no un- 
 
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 420 'THE VERY HAIRS OF YOUR HEAD 
 
 common thing for a man of twenty-two to be abso- 
 lutely penniless, but yet to have a golden future. 
 
 My contemporary became mathematical master 
 at a public school, and eventually its bursar. There 
 was nothing strange or unworthy of the promise in 
 such a beginning. But he settled into it, lived in it, 
 and I believe died in it. Well, why should not a 
 good Christian have done his duty in the station 
 which Heaven had planted him in ? During his life, 
 and since his death, I have heard frequently the same 
 account of him that he was loved and honoured, 
 and that he was believed to have contributed much 
 to the intellectual and moral improvement of the 
 school. I have even heard him described as a rather 
 extraordinary case of an individual character im- 
 pressing itself on a school, which, through its frequent 
 changes, wants some elements of continuity. 
 
 I cannot help contrasting the man with Bernal 
 Osborne, and the one career with the other. In any 
 reasonable scale Bernal was immeasurably below com- 
 parison with the man I speak of ; yet I suppose the 
 world would call the career of the former a brilliant 
 success, that of the latter a failure. Looking, as 
 I did, for much, and wishing to see my schoolfellow 
 emerge, I could not help a certain sense of blight, of 
 dimness, and of disappointment when I heard of a 
 born genius spending his days in teaching algebra, 
 and a born hero keeping college accounts and man- 
 aging college property. Surely there are plenty of 
 men who can do these things very well, though they 
 have not been dipped in the Styx, or educated by 
 centaurs.
 
 ARE ALL NUMBERED: 421 
 
 The feeling of a disappointment that is, of a 
 lame and impotent conclusion was so deep in me, 
 that I could not but often ask the reason, and revert 
 to what I had once thought but a trifle, but had cause 
 to think more of. I have mentioned in my ' Remin- 
 iscences ' that, as Charterhouse Chapel was before the 
 addition of a new aisle, we were all massed in a dark 
 corner behind a large pier, and left to our own de- 
 vices. My handsome contemporary, I think invari- 
 ably, lay back with his very beautiful head on the lap 
 of a young friend, I think a cousin, whose office it 
 was to brush, and I think also oil, the glossy locks of 
 golden hair. Perhaps there is not much to choose 
 between this folly and my wrangling with Hobhouse 
 about the changes in the Criminal Code. It may 
 even be said that a man can attend to a sermon 
 while in the barber's hands, though it is not possible 
 in the other case. I think the exhibition was more 
 scandalous and irreverent than mine. I may add 
 that I could not help myself. 
 
 However that may be, many years before I could 
 have had a thought of putting this upon paper, and 
 when I had no idea but that my words would rest 
 awhile in a few village memories, I have related these 
 facts to schoolchildren, and added that when puzzled 
 to account for a man of great promise not fulfilling it, 
 and making no great mark, the only account I could 
 give of it was this bit of folly and effeminacy in the 
 House of God. It seemed to me like one of the 
 small indications -of internal danger that rouse first 
 the curiosity, then the serious apprehension, of friends, 
 nurses, and physicians. There is a saying that no man
 
 422 SOME CONTEMPORARIES IN THE SCHOOL. 
 
 is a hero to his valet ; but I suppose it must have its 
 limits, and this was not an affair of the toilet-table. 
 
 I have done my best to record old impressions, 
 and am quite content now to leave them in other 
 hands. After all, I am not aware what good Bernal 
 Osborne did to mankind or his country ; and he cer- 
 tainly did not add much to the wisdom or the tone of 
 the House of Commons. On the other side we only 
 see an illustration of the general law that, however 
 gorgeous the blossom may be, all that we look for in 
 the fruit is that it be useful, sufficient, and good. 
 
 Though Bernal was known to be of Hebrew ex- 
 traction, he never had any occasion to stand on his 
 defence in that matter. By invariably and continu- 
 ally assuming the aggressive, he always carried the 
 war into the enemy's quarters. Nor can I recall that 
 he had any Jewish traits about him, unless impudence 
 be one of them. 
 
 Nathaniel Goldsmid was not so fortunate. His 
 name, his figure, his aquiline nose and other features, 
 all betrayed him. The first thing I heard on coming 
 to the school was the incessant persecution to which 
 he had been exposed. He could only have been 
 eleven when he came, and could not be a match for 
 the whole school. He left early, possibly upon his 
 complaining of the treatment he had received, and 
 I am not sure I even saw him there. I saw a good 
 deal of him at Oxford, in town, and at Rome, where 
 he frequently reverted to Charterhouse more plea- 
 santly than I expect Bernal ever did, for he was 
 singularly without malice or guile. 
 
 As for about nine-tenths of his conscious existence
 
 NATHANIEL GOLDSMID. 423 
 
 for half a century he was incessantly asking ques- 
 tions, he must have made more inquiries, generally 
 of a personal and circumstantial character, than any- 
 body of whom there is record, and may possibly have 
 beaten Parliament itself. 
 
 All his plans and movements were directed to this 
 end. A natural instinct took him to points and pass- 
 ages where intelligent humanity most congregated 
 or flowed. At Oxford he was to be seen in High 
 Street, and even more in the open spaces north and 
 south of the School Quad, instantly recognising an 
 acquaintance entering from the opposite ends. In. 
 town he was to be seen perched like an eagle on 
 the steps of the portico of St. Martin's. Here he 
 was at his perihelion, but he made orbits in this or 
 that direction. 
 
 At Rome he had apartments looking into the Via 
 Condotti, where he could watch the stream of British 
 life flowing daily into the Corso. It might be with 
 some allusion to his Charterhouse troubles that he told 
 me the Roman gentry called the Piazza di Spagna 
 the English Ghetto. The greater part of the day he 
 was to be seen in Piali's shop in the Piazza, or enter- 
 ing it, or leaving it. In the shop he was talking with 
 a customer that is, cross-questioning him or pre- 
 tending to read a newspaper, always with an eye to 
 the window commanding several large hotels and 
 pensions, not to speak of the Spanish embassy and 
 the Propaganda. During the five weeks I was at 
 Rome, Christmas 1855, Goldsmid was coughing in- 
 cessantly, in a way to distress all who heard, though 
 it seemed a matter of no concern to himself, except
 
 424 SOME CONTEMPORARIES IN THE SCHOOL. 
 
 as it somewhat interrupted his flow of questions. 
 Piali and his customers complained of it one to an- 
 other, but felt without redress. They saw, perhaps, 
 that it could not last long. He was little better than 
 a skeleton ; but to himself that mattered not. 
 
 An old friend of mine, whose employment took 
 him often in Goldsmid's way indeed, everybody 
 with known regular haunts was sure to find himself 
 much in Goldsmid's way used to say that, after a 
 long conversation with him, he never could make out 
 that he had learnt anything new from him. Goldsmid 
 certainly had not realised that even in conversation it 
 is more blessed to give than to receive. The charge 
 was too true. Persons and things can never have 
 had much gloss in Goldsmid's mind, and such con- 
 tinual trituration could not but make them more 
 threadbare. But I was not myself so conscious of 
 having been cheated in the interchange as my friend, 
 who expected to receive as much as he gave. My 
 answers, from mere weariness and indolence, were 
 seldom good measure and weight, perhaps not even 
 honest. I preferred to let the storm of interrogatories 
 glance off my shield, instead of standing the shock of 
 direct impact. 
 
 I certainly left Goldsmid time and breath for an 
 occasional remark, and even for humorous portrai- 
 ture. I remember his describing to life the ordinary 
 English family passing for the first time through 
 the Via Condotti : the paterfamilias walking sternly, 
 without abatement of pace, or an eye turned to the 
 right or the left ; the mother lagging behind, the 
 daughters tailing far in the rear.
 
 VIA CONDOTTI. 425 
 
 I may explain that I have never seen anything so 
 tempting as the Roman jewellery, mosaics, cameos, 
 bronze and marble models, and photographs. In 
 both my own protracted visits I steadily resisted 
 the daily temptation. The day before my last de- 
 parture, I went to close accounts with my banker, 
 and, to my great surprise, found that I had a thou- 
 sand francs more than I had expected. I and mine 
 immediately sallied forth and spent it in objects that 
 now every day remind me of that delightful hour. 
 About a quarter of a year after our return home, I 
 received a letter from the banker informing me that 
 he had made a mistake in adding up a column, and 
 had credited me a thousand francs too much, which 
 he would now be much obliged to me to refund. 
 
 Nathaniel Goldsmid had early joined the Oxford 
 Movement, and he quickly followed his leaders to 
 Rome. He took over with him his wife, to whose 
 parents of the strictest Presbyterian type I had 
 paid a week's visit many years before, and who then 
 could little have thought a child of theirs would 
 ever be doing homage to the Pope, and, I believe, 
 serving him with much sacrifice, at Rome. I am 
 not sure that Milton was not right, philologically as 
 well as ethically, in saying that ' Presbyter ' is but 
 'Priest 'writ large; but the common belief, and cer- 
 tainly the moral fact, is that 'Priest' is 'Presbyter' 
 writ small. 
 
 One of the most conspicuous figures in school or 
 playground was William Laurence Young, of a fine 
 powerful make, but with light hair and a mottled 
 complexion. I was a mite in comparison with him.
 
 426 CONTEMPORARIES IN LLOYD'S HOUSE. 
 
 He must have been a man of war from his birth, for he 
 would walk about the Green with a cricket-stump, 
 practising first one cut, then another, on the little 
 boys in his way. This he did without malice, though 
 not always without provoking it. In the first form 
 with him for two years, I came to regard him as a 
 very harmless character, but with due respect for his 
 talents. He showed a strong military bias, making 
 careful plans of all the battles in our school work. 
 Russell saw and approved some, but I cannot recall 
 that he ever asked a question on strategy or tactics, 
 and Young was the only one who showed any 
 interest in them. Young succeeded his father in the 
 baronetcy, and died young, leaving sons, the eldest 
 of whom was killed in the battle of the Alma, leaving 
 his title to the next brother, who died in the Crimea 
 very shortly after. 
 
 CHAPTER LXIV. 
 
 SOME CONTEMPORARIES IN LLOYD'S HOUSE. 
 
 FOR a short time our house, of only thirty boys, had 
 the honour of having in it the captain of the school. 
 He was the son of an archdeacon, and his brother 
 had been before him at Charterhouse, and was now 
 distinguishing himself at Cambridge. He was a 
 good scholar, and could write iambics and hexameters 
 quickly and well. But here was the wonder. So far 
 from showing any genius, or wit, or common sense in
 
 THE CAPTAIN OF THE SCHOOL. 427 
 
 conversation, he could scarcely open his mouth with- 
 out offending the taste of the merest youngster. I 
 remember his raising roars of laughter by the extreme 
 gaucherie of his expressions. He seemed obstinately 
 to refuse to recognise the double meanings which 
 schoolboys are only too familiar with. I used then 
 to conclude that he must have a taste, but that it lay 
 in the dead languages. My present inference is that 
 if he shocked the living, much more would he have 
 shocked the dead. 
 
 One or two of my critics have dropped a hint of 
 my being disposed to self glorification, and confining 
 my few confessions to trifles I need not be much 
 ashamed of. They will hardly say this of what I now 
 relate. The captain of the school we were proud 
 to have in our house went, with flying colours, to 
 Cambridge. At once there was broached the idea 
 that he ought to have a testimonial from the house. 
 It gained immediate acceptance. I did not like the 
 man ; the Cabinet minister's son liked him less : but 
 he was the chief, indeed the prime mover of the 
 project. What was it to be ? All sorts of things 
 were thought of. The ' captain ' was a man of simple 
 tastes : he would not care for plate, indeed he would 
 not want it. He had a good watch. But he was a 
 scholar, a critic, and, in one language at least, at home 
 in the drama. Would not Shakespeare latest edition, 
 variorum notes well bound, be a suitable and wel- 
 come offering? This was agreed to by some seven 
 or eight subscribers, the subscription being limited to 
 the elders. A bookseller's estimate was got a dozen 
 volumes, or more, bound in russia extra. I was
 
 428 CONTEMPORARIES IN LLOYD'S HOUSE. 
 
 told my quota. Not having it, I wrote home, stating 
 the occasion ; and soon there arrived, through my city 
 friend, a little brown paper parcel, containing the 
 exact sum, and eliciting some smiles from my fellow- 
 subscribers. 
 
 In due time the book arrived. The subscribers 
 gathered round, and, after admiring the outsides, 
 opened the volumes, applied their noses to the deli- 
 cious aroma of russia leather, and felt rich in even 
 the temporary possession of such a book. We re- 
 turned again and again to it in the course of a long 
 half-hour. Some one suggested another copy for our 
 own library. About a year before this the house, 
 after the example of the older and larger houses, 
 had established a library, which, with few and small 
 subscriptions, had not been able to buy many books, 
 hardly any of a standard class. ' I do really think 
 this is too good to send away,' said another voice. 
 
 ' I almost think it's too good for ,' added another. 
 
 ' Did you really care for very much ? ' asked 
 
 another. ' Well, I can't say I really cared for him, 
 was the reply. In a very few minutes it was put to 
 
 the vote whether we should send the book to , 
 
 or add it to our own small library. I was the only 
 one who voted for the original destination, and I 
 doubt whether I expressed my negative in a very 
 telling form. I was very indignant, and very much 
 
 ashamed of myself, but I did not care for , and 
 
 had already thought the present too good for him, 
 and altogether superfluous. 
 
 From that day to this I have never been able to 
 satisfy myself whether the whole affair was a plot of
 
 A TESTIMONIAL. 429 
 
 our diplomatic schoolfellow, or whether the change of 
 destination had really first arisen on sight and smell 
 of the beautiful and fragrant volumes. The affair lay 
 heavy on my conscience a long, long time. Ought I 
 to have told all to my parents ? They would prob- 
 ably have written to Russell, and he certainly would 
 not have thanked them for doing so. I suppose most 
 public-school boys would say that I was bound by that 
 higher law of school fellowship, which modifies truth 
 itself, to hold my tongue. Our diplomatic friend was 
 no scholar, nor had he much literary tincture ; but 
 he valued books, and knew the best editions. He 
 had been recently commissioned by his own father 
 to weed the family library, which had grown beyond 
 the shelves and the rooms themselves. The rejected 
 editions he had for his pains From him I learnt 
 that the then regular price for second-rate editions in 
 good condition was a shilling an inch as they stood 
 on the shelves. 
 
 The diplomatist went to Trinity College, Cam- 
 bridge, before going to the Foreign Office. He must 
 frequently have encountered in the streets the chief 
 victim of this plot, and would find no difficulty in 
 keeping his countenance while exchanging civilities, 
 for he had a complete mastery of mute expression. 
 The only thing I heard from Cambridge about him 
 was that he had two cats, whom he called Huz, his 
 first-born, and Buz, his brother, and that they usually 
 reposed on splendid cushions of crimson velvet with 
 gold fringe. 
 
 For a year or two we had in the house a very 
 singular being, the son of an Essex schoolmaster
 
 430 CONTEMPORARIES IN LLOYD'S HOUSE. 
 
 sent to Charterhouse, I suppose, to learn the new 
 system. This was William Prouting Roberts. He 
 had the lowest form of cleverness that can be 
 imagined, and fluency of talk, without feeling, point, 
 or form. The diplomatist took to him, as a man 
 might take to a bear, and the bear was always hang- 
 ing about him in the house, but not on the Green. 
 Any time the diplomatist called him in an imitative, 
 guttural tone, Roberts came. What follows I have 
 always regarded as a case of evil and unaccountable 
 possession. Roberts had no special friendship for 
 Wakefield. The latter might have learnt humanity 
 from his own sufferings, for he had one leg in an iron 
 frame. But, for many weeks, every night, these two 
 dragged out of his bed a very harmless little fellow 
 named Fagan, and cruelly flogged him, for no reason 
 whatever. The poor child, through his parents, asked 
 to change his bedroom ; this was contrary to rule, 
 and was not allowed. He repeated the request in 
 person to the master of the house, and showed such 
 painful earnestness that the master got the truth out 
 of him, and both the fellows were sent away. Not 
 long after Roberts called at my lord's house in town, 
 ana got an interview with his old Charterhouse 
 friend. The latter gave us an account of it on 
 his return from the holidays. He had steadily 
 refused to recognise Roberts, or to acknowledge the 
 slightest recollection of him. It must be some extra- 
 ordinary misapprehension ; Roberts must have mis- 
 taken him for somebody else, for he had never seen 
 the man, or heard his name. 
 
 This certainly was ill-usage, and it may even have
 
 THE MINERS' ATTORNEY-GENERAL. 431 
 
 determined Roberts's future career. After some years 
 I heard of him as a Chartist leader. He and some 
 others came into collision with the law, and he was 
 sentenced to a considerable term of imprisonment. 
 Before long I heard that he did not find prison 
 agreeing with him. My very kind-hearted Wiltshire 
 neighbour, a magistrate, Mr. Duke, took a special 
 interest in him, reported the state of his health to 
 the Home Office, and procured his release. The 
 prisoner's ailments were minutely described in the 
 papers, and I recognised in them the successful 
 operation of various tricks practised by shammers 
 wanting a few days' idleness, even at the cost of some 
 physic-taking. Everybody in our house knew how 
 to get up a furred tongue, or an irregular pulse. 
 Roberts was now a martyr. He became soon, and I 
 believe till his death, the Miners' Attorney-General, 
 and, I have been assured, was really of service to his 
 clients, who gave him work enough. 
 
 I have already mentioned Andrew Fountaine, 
 descendant of Addison's friend, and famous for the 
 collection of works of art inherited, augmented, and 
 finally dispersed last year. I only remember him as 
 always employed in making artificial flies, adapted, 
 as George Eliot expresses it, to the subjectivity of 
 fishes. He had generally a little circle of learners 
 or admirers about him. A first form boy of promise, 
 and some genius, often consulted the oracle. I en- 
 tirely failed to see in Fountaine the man who would 
 give five hundred or a thousand for a dish or a piece 
 of carved ivory, to fetch after his death twice or thrice 
 the sum.
 
 432 CONTEMPORARIES IN LLOYD'S HOUSE. 
 
 Gordon (F. Arthur), son of the Earl of Aboyne, 
 was a very handsome, very good-natured, and alto- 
 gether a very fine fellow, with any number of racy 
 Scotch sayings. I remember his once keeping the 
 wickets a whole afternoon. He could not be bowled 
 or caught out. It seemed a miracle in those days, a 
 freak of providence, though such scores seem not to 
 be so uncommon now. Every Sunday night Gordon 
 brought home some scandal or some grievance from 
 the high world generally little to me. I remember, 
 however, his"- indignation at what he and his friends 
 held to be the unfair appropriation of a great title 
 that had fallen to the disposal of the Crown. It 
 brought home to me that great people have their 
 troubles as well as little people, and that their cup of 
 blessings is seldom quite full. 
 
 In Lloyd's house, or Dicken's as it came to be, 
 my own two chief friends might be described as 
 Poetry and Prose. The former, born at Canton, was 
 a graceful, ornamental figure, well read in modern 
 poetry, and able to compose his poem for the prize 
 which, however, he never got outside the coach on his 
 journey up to school. He went into the India Civil 
 Service, after distinguishing himself at Addiscombe's. 
 Compelled to return home early, he was much em- 
 ployed by the India Company in literary work. He 
 wrote a good deal of poetry, and prose of a poetical 
 character, on , speculative, indeed fanciful, subjects. 
 In his case the child has been the father of the 
 man. 
 
 ' Prose ' was the son of a Welsh clergyman who 
 had stepped by marriage into a good property, and had
 
 AN EATING OUT. 433 
 
 adopted a name in much local estimation. My 
 friend is gone, and I think I may say I used to feel 
 his wisdom rather oppressive. It wanted life and 
 soul. On one occasion I felt utterly ashamed of his 
 weakness and folly. There was nothing like ' barring 
 out ' at Charterhouse in my time, but there was the 
 horrible idea of eating out. The provision, in our 
 house at least, was always so ample and good, and 
 the interval between the school times always so 
 precious, that an opportunity had to be found. One 
 Saturday an unusual number of boys had gone out 
 to their friends, and there remained only a dozen 
 or so. But that dozen happened to include some 
 regular miscreants. They conspired to eat poor Mr. 
 Lloyd out, and my prosy friend fell into the idea, 
 and gave his word accordingly. These wretches sent 
 up their plates a dozen times or more, eating up first 
 their own dinner, which, as usual on Saturdays, was 
 made of rechauffes, then the servants' dinner, and 
 then the loin of roast veal, intended for our master 
 himself, his wife, and a friend. When the last dish 
 appeared, I was curious to see what he would do 
 with the brown sauce and the slices of lemon. I 
 don't know what he ought to have done, but he gave 
 them none of it. 
 
 Of course he reported it all to Russell, privately, 
 not officially. Fortune, or Nature, came to Russell's 
 aid. In three or four days my prosy friend's face 
 was breaking out very unpleasantly. Russell made 
 some dead sets at him for he was now in the Upper 
 School and found him unprepared. After delivering 
 himself fully on my friend's dulness, or idleness, he 
 
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 434 CONTEMPORARIES IN LLOYD'S HOUSE. 
 
 added, ' You cannot learn, but you can eat I see 
 the juice of the mutton oozing out of your face.' 
 
 My friend became an attorney, a magistrate, and 
 a captain of yeomanry. He published works on 
 prophecy, upon which I am unable to offer an 
 opinion. He speculated ; he ran through his means, 
 and then lived and died, so I was told, on an allow- 
 ance from kind friends. 
 
 It was mentioned above that under certain regu- 
 lations we could go out to friends from Saturday 
 afternoon to Sunday evening indeed to Monday 
 morning sometimes, for otherwise I could never have 
 seen Russell in Aldersgate Street, on his way from 
 Blackheath. We had to produce our notes of invita- 
 tion. It is plain this would not be sufficient without 
 another note from the inviter to be also exhibited 
 on the return to school. I cannot remember that 
 there ever was such a requirement. Among the boys 
 it was well known, indeed sometimes boasted, that 
 the invitation had been first declined, and then used 
 simply to escape from the walls. I had always felt 
 an extreme longing to see more of England than I 
 had yet done, or had the chance of doing. My 
 highest enjoyment was rushing into space. It mad- 
 dened me ; it demoralised me. Receiving an invita- 
 tion from my kind city friends, I declined it ; but 
 gave in the note to the master of my house, with a 
 request to go out for the Sunday. 
 
 I started instantly after breakfast, went ahead, 
 explored Blackheath, ascended Shooter's Hill, and 
 pushed on to the tenth milestone on the Kent Road. 
 The occasional glimpse of the Thames and the
 
 AN ESCAPADE. 435 
 
 shipping on it produced an ecstasy of delight. The 
 sky looked threatening, so at last I turned my face 
 homewards, making a detour by Woolwich. By the 
 time I got there, it rained heavily. I had neither 
 umbrella nor overcoat, so I hugged the walls of the 
 arsenal, and got shelter in nooks and corners. The 
 rain did not cease till I was in London again. I 
 had had a bun or two, and I now eagerly devoured 
 some light confectionery. I returned over Waterloo 
 Bridge, and looked about me at St. Clement Dane's. 
 On the north side was a cellar eating-shop, where I 
 had often seen people at supper, and a blazing fire. 
 I went down, my clothes all soaked to the skin, and 
 stood by the fire while something was got for me. 
 When it came I could not swallow a mouthful. The 
 church bells were ringing for evening service that is, 
 for the ' Lecture.' St. Clement's bells were always 
 dear to me, for they were like those of our All Saints' 
 at Derby, and gave the same chimes. I went into 
 the church, was shown into a comfortable pew, fell 
 fast asleep, was waked only by the breaking up of the 
 congregation, and returned to Charterhouse just in 
 time. The housekeeper expressed some surprise and 
 alarm at the state of my clothes, my best suit ; but 
 I was never the worse for it, and I heard no more 
 about it. 
 
 My older readers may think what they please 
 about this escapade. But I have a word for my 
 younger readers. They may depend upon it that if 
 they practise any deception, and have not the cour- 
 age to confess it, the very best thing that can happen 
 to them is that they shall be detected and punished 
 
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 436 CONTEMPORARIES IN LLOYD'S HOUSE. 
 
 They will feel the less remorse on the one hand, and 
 the less encouragement to go on deceiving on the 
 other. These are the alternatives before them. They 
 may be haunted throughout life by the remembrance 
 of what their souls are ashamed of; or, what is in- 
 finitely worse, they may not be haunted at all, but 
 grow into practised and successful impostors of one 
 sort or another. The young little know what they 
 are early committing themselves to, the deep foun- 
 dations they are laying, and the laws they are 
 establishing for their own future guidance, and per- 
 haps, too, for the dispensations, the casualties, the 
 unfortunate, or seemingly fortunate, destiny they are 
 bringing on themselves. A career may be long and 
 varied, but it is the first start that gives the direction. 
 
 CHAPTER LXV. 
 
 DAY-BOYS AND GOWN-BOYS. 
 
 I WAS early so sensible of a certain mischief in the site 
 of Charterhouse, the surroundings, and the air, that I 
 long ago took every opportunity of advocating a re- 
 moval into the country. Hale, even while Preacher, 
 resisted the change, and, as I understood, induced 
 the Governors to refuse a very advantageous offer 
 from the Great Eastern Railway Company. I be- 
 lieve he conceived that the original idea and proper 
 destination of Charterhouse was a day-school. To 
 carry out this idea would have involved changes I
 
 JOSEPH SUMNER BROCKHURST. 437 
 
 could form no conception of. I took the school as it 
 had been in my time, with about three hundred and 
 seventy boarders, forty-four gown-boys, and between 
 sixty and seventy day-boys. The last were of vari- 
 ous classes of city folks, but were none of what would 
 be called the commercial class. There were a few of 
 the professional. Being 'day-boys,' and in such a 
 minority, they were not allowed to linger in the 
 Green, but had to leave the walls as soon as school 
 was over. As a rule, there was no opportunity for 
 the formation of any degree of acquaintance with the 
 day-boys, who simply appeared in school and disap- 
 peared after. I knew nothing of their parentage or 
 position, or even their manners. 
 
 Only one day-boy that I remember came under 
 any terms of companionship, and he is one to whom 
 I am glad to discharge a certain debt of regard. 
 This was Joseph Sumner Brockhurst. He was lame 
 and misshapen, with no flesh on his bones, with a 
 swarthy complexion, harsh features, and a hollow, 
 but rather melodious voice. In the year ending 
 May 6, 1824, in which I came in third for 'Carthage,' 
 and Edgworth second, Brockhurst carried off all three 
 prizes: Greek iambics, 'Tempest,' act i. scene 2; 
 Latin hexameters, ' Crcesus ' ; and the English verse. 
 All show great facility, and are as easy to understand 
 as they were easy to write. Brockhurst used to keep 
 an eye on Russell, and write on fly-leaves, currents 
 calamo, poems in the Byronic style. He was per- 
 fectly unassuming, and he became an object of 
 friendly interest to the upper forms and to Russell. 
 He went to Cambridge, got a Chancellor's medal for
 
 438 DAY-SOYS AND GOWN-BOYS. 
 
 English verse, and but I cannot follow him farther. 
 He was one of those whom had I the making of 
 laws I should place under special guardianship, for 
 their own good and for the good of mankind, as 
 being utterly unable to take care of themselves. 
 
 But for its almost crushing sadness, there is 
 no subject more interesting than the disasters and 
 aberrations of genius. I often wish that competent 
 writers would put together the cases within their own 
 knowledge, that bright stars might not so utterly 
 disappear as many do. W. H. Mackinnon, just my 
 contemporary, was a genius. He was drowned at 
 Boulogne in 1825. Bourdieu was a genius. He 
 went into the Indian Artillery. Salmon Turner, 
 captain at Easter 1824, I used to regard as a genius ; 
 so graceful and bright. What became of him ? As 
 far as Charterhouse can show, it is not genius that 
 wins the highest honours, or does the best work. It 
 is rather what some one has called the five-o'clock 
 genius that is, habitual industry and constant pre- 
 paredness. 
 
 Another day-boy was a gentleman, the son of a 
 gentleman, and perhaps the best scholar in the school. 
 He was a little over-stiff and staid, but he had to be 
 reserved. Russell had had no difficulty in carrying 
 out in all the lower forms the plan of passing ques- 
 tions, and sending the successful answerers over the 
 heads of the unsuccessful. But the first half of the 
 First Form steadily resisted this violation of old 
 public-school etiquette-: at every new school-time 
 the boys reappeared in their old order. Russell had 
 to fight it out. One morning school this boy, by
 
 PEDE POENA CLAUDO. 439 
 
 answering questions, passed by the others, rose to the 
 head of the form that is, to the top of the school. In 
 the afternoon he appeared in his old place. Russell 
 waved him to the top again, and he obeyed. On 
 leaving school he had to pass the gown-boys' ' long 
 room.' The enemy waited for him, dragged him into 
 their den for a dark den it was laid him across a 
 table, and administered a very severe castigation in 
 scholastic fashion. He stated the case to his father, 
 and his father stated it to Russell, but conveying at 
 the same time the son's request that no notice should 
 be taken of it. Russell did take no notice of it. 
 
 Not long after this several of the younger gown- 
 boys complained to their parents that they were done 
 out of their small allowances by being compelled to 
 put into lotteries. The big gown-boys announced 
 lotteries, in which half a dozen were to take sixpenny 
 tickets for a half-crown prize. By a brisk repetition 
 of the process, the poor little fellows were soon 
 cleaned out. Russell made an inquiry, ascertained 
 the names, and laid the matter before the governors, 
 who gave him full liberty in the matter. As I under- 
 stood at the time, he had expulsion in his hands. 
 The oldest and biggest offender was the ' cock of the 
 school,' and as such regarded with no little awe by 
 all the small fry. Russell had a hold upon him the 
 force of which is hardly intelligible in these days. 
 He was hanging on at school for the sake of some 
 paltry exhibition at Oxford, which he would forfeit 
 by leaving before the vacancy. So he had now to 
 stay and bear the brunt of accumulated wrath. 
 
 Russell assembled both Upper and Lower Schools,
 
 440 DAY-BOYS AND GOWN-BOYS. 
 
 in fact every one of near five hundred, in the lower 
 school. A clear space was left in the midst, and in 
 the middle of it the block was laid. The principal 
 delinquent and his chief accomplice were called up in 
 succession, and, with the usual preparation, received 
 each twenty swinging cuts with the rod, indeed 
 several rods one after another, from Russell's own 
 powerful arm. I seem to hear the cuts still. 
 
 I have said there was accumulated wrath. Some 
 time before this the said ' cock of the school ' had 
 challenged the captain of the school, a gown-boy like 
 himself, but no fighting man. The captain was ready 
 to take a thrashing that would leave his courage un- 
 impeached ; but, in his position, he did not like to 
 offend against the discipline of the school. I do not 
 know whether it was after consultation with his 
 father, but the matter was privately placed before 
 Russell. The captain said his life would be miserable 
 if he did not fight ; and I always understood that 
 Russell, with whom he was a great favourite, let him 
 know that he might do as he pleased, but he was 
 to take care that he, Russell, was not to hear of it. 
 Accordingly, he accepted the challenge on one con- 
 dition. The fight was not to be in Middle Briars, the 
 centre of the Cloisters, but in what was then called 
 the Wilderness, separated at that time by a wall from 
 the Green, and before a select number of spectators. 
 So they got over the wall and had their one-sided 
 duel. The captain received, as he had expected, a 
 very severe thrashing, and had to absent himself from 
 school for some time, but even the conqueror had 
 now to respect him.
 
 A GOWN-BOY'S EVENINGS AT HOME. 441 
 
 There was much greater variety of age and 
 standing in the gown-boys than in the rest of the 
 school. The fortunate parents, as they deemed them- 
 selves, got their boys in as early as eight or nine, 
 and kept them to near twenty. A Northamptonshire 
 neighbour of mine who had gone to Charterhouse, on 
 the foundation, in 1808, described to me the case of 
 the little boys in his time. The long winter evenings 
 are everywhere the trial of forced companionship. As 
 soon as the little boys had despatched their scanty 
 supper, and done in some hasty fashion their lessons 
 for the next day, the word was given, ' Off to the 
 closet.' That I think was the name, but it was the 
 place where things were stowed out of the way. As 
 many as a dozen or twenty would have to go and 
 pack themselves as close as they could, one upon 
 another, in a dark hole, the door of which was closed 
 upon them. They managed to entertain themselves 
 in whispers. If the whispers were too loud, the door 
 was opened, and the living mass indiscriminately 
 lashed or pounded. My informant declared that 
 these were the happiest hours of his life ; that here 
 he made his warmest friendships ; and here he ac- 
 quired more information than he did in any other 
 way at the school. 
 
 I have named ' Middle Briars ' as the ordinary 
 trysting-place. Being in the Cloisters, and under the 
 terrace commanding the Green, no master could see 
 what was going on there, unless he went there on 
 purpose. The floor was a stone pavement. There 
 were terrible and very protracted fights there. I 
 am sure the late Sir W. Bagge must have carried to
 
 442 DAY-SOYS AND GOWN-BOYS. 
 
 the grave the marks of a conflict with a boy a head 
 taller, lasting two hours or more, and concluding, if 
 I remember, in both combatants being utterly ex- 
 hausted. Now I remember it must have been the 
 roll-call that stopped them. 
 
 The fable of the Hare and the Tortoise could not 
 be better illustrated than by the characters and careers 
 of Joseph Sumner Brockhurst and William Tyrrell. 
 Any comparison between the two schoolboys would 
 have been utterly ridiculous. Tyrrell, however, was 
 a good and true man ; always up to his work, though 
 neither quick nor bright, and making a good im- 
 pression even on boyish minds. ' Goodness ' is apt 
 to be another name for ' dulness,' and if I thought 
 Tyrrell especially good I might have thrown in some 
 of the other quality. He died four years ago, after 
 being Bishop of Newcastle, New South Wales, thirty- 
 four years. Unmarried, and making judicious in- 
 vestments, he saved a large sum for the endowment 
 of his See, and the institutions connected with it. 
 
 His ' Life and Labours,' by one of his colonial 
 fellow-labourers, lies before me, and is a very im- 
 portant record, full of tacit rebuke to the aimless, 
 idle, and desultory. The biographer laments that 
 he has found himself very short of materials for any 
 account of Tyrrell's school or college days. This is 
 not to be wondered at. Tyrrell was quiet, impassive, 
 and without much companionship at school. At 
 Cambridge, as early as 1827, he was almost secretly 
 turning his attention to the study of the Christian 
 Fathers, and collecting a library. 
 
 In one point I must make a correction, for it
 
 WILLIAM TYRRELL, 443 
 
 shows how quickly and entirely an important stage 
 in even a noble career may pass out of remem- 
 brance. At first sight there would seem no reason 
 why Tyrrell's whole life should not be known down 
 to any requisite details. His two sisters good 
 women as ever were I was intimately acquainted 
 with for many years. Mrs. Tyrrell, the mother, used 
 to delight in being rowed on the Thames at Kew by 
 her eight fine sons. They were all too busy, I sup- 
 pose, to keep much account of early days. However 
 that may be, the biographer gives two very pretty 
 paragraphs, describing Tyrrell as a day-boy, going to 
 school with his bundle of books along Cheapside and 
 Aldersgate Street, not quite such a seething current 
 of busy life then as now. 
 
 Now, if Tyrrell had been a day-boy, he would 
 have found Cheapside a very circuitous route to 
 Charterhouse. My own city friends were only about 
 a hundred yards from the house of the City Remem- 
 brancer, Tyrrell's father, at Guildhall. Both points 
 were about five minutes' walk from Aldersgate Street. 
 But, to the best of my recollection, all the time I was 
 at Charterhouse, from Easter 1820 to Easter 1825 
 Tyrrell was not a day-boy, but in Chapman's house. 
 His biographer says that, coming home daily, when 
 he had done his work for the next day, he spent the 
 rest of the evening in playing chess with his mother, 
 and thereby acquired his skill in the game. 
 
 But in Chapman's house there was much chess- 
 playing. Bannatyne, Middleton, and Croft were 
 chess-players. I was playing a game with the first 
 as we passed Yarmouth in the ' James Watt ' steamef
 
 444 FILEY. 
 
 in August 1823. Middleton and Croft once lent me 
 a chess-board, and wanted it back. So, contrary to 
 strict rule, they crossed the Square one evening to 
 reclaim it. Ringing at our house-door, they asked 
 for me. Dicken heard of it, and asked the names of 
 the callers. Had I given the names, they must have 
 been flogged. So I declined. He reported me to 
 Russell, who, upon my repeated refusal, made me 
 stand in the middle of the upper school for three 
 days till I should give up the names. At the end of 
 the third day he took hold of me by the arm, and 
 whisked me into my seat. 
 
 I remember Russell, in a moment of irritation, 
 laying hold of a Idutish day-boy by the collar of his 
 shirt. It came off in his ringers, and he had to make 
 restitution, much to the amusement of the school. 
 This was the first time I had seen a false collar, and 
 I am not sure that I had even heard of such things 
 before. ' Dickies ' they came to be called, possibly, 
 like ' etiquette ' and ' ticket,' derived from the verb 
 ' to stick.' 
 
 CHAPTER LXVI. 
 
 FILEY. 
 
 I SPENT at Filey a six weeks' holiday in 1823, and 
 the middle of a Long Vacation in 1825. At the former 
 date there was just one short row of small cottages, 
 like a coastguard station, built for visitors, who did 
 riot come. At the latter date there was a single
 
 A VILLAGE OF FISHERMEN. 445 
 
 larger house, which we occupied with the Waylands. 
 At these dates a shy elderly incumbent was righting 
 the battle of life with slender means. Whenever he 
 heard of a haul of fish he descended to the shore, 
 bought a huge cod for a shilling, carried it off, and 
 had it boiled. Placing it on a shelf, he lived on it as 
 long as it lasted a whole week sometimes. 
 
 Such a mode of life was criticised even then. I 
 have often asked what favour it would have found with 
 the preachers of fasting, abstinence, and self-denial, 
 that have since taken charge of us. It was only just 
 living according to the poor man's means, accepting 
 thankfully God's gifts, and making the best use of 
 them. But somehow or other it does not harmonise 
 with the idea of a Movement. The daily meal on 
 cold cod would have to be formalised to make it 
 meritorious. 
 
 Speaking for myself, I find it possible to get tired 
 of fish. Once I thought it impossible. It is a not 
 uncommon experience. People who have been long 
 in remote country-places, where the supply of fish 
 is intermittent, bad, and dear, acquire a craving for it. 
 I have known the time when I could have swallowed 
 with gusto not only eel, which is hardly fish, but 
 anything from sea or river, down to whelks and 
 mussels. So I have not been surprised at country 
 ladies, on the look-out for a new place of residence, 
 preferring a town with a good fish-market, and a 
 house within easy distance of it. Salt, smoked, or 
 pickled fish are the most endurable forms, and I 
 suppose the only forms in which the Romans were 
 acquainted with salmon, and highly appreciated it.
 
 446 F1LEY. 
 
 A friend near me is surprised at the admission 
 that one may have tired of fish, but the said friend 
 confesses that cod does require some sauce or other. 
 My mother, born and bred on the seashore, used to 
 hold that soles, for example, required no sauce but 
 butter. When the Waylands were forming with us a 
 joint household at Filey, there ensued a little differ- 
 ence on the subject, for Mrs. Wayland was as spicy 
 in her tastes as in her conversation. She was allowed 
 her anchovy sauce to herself. 
 
 A little experience of my own throws some light 
 on the poor parson's meagre fare. On a hot day I 
 walked to Filey from the heart of Yorkshire, twenty 
 good miles. It was past our early dinner hour when 
 I reached home. On inquiry, I found nothing re- 
 mained but a cold haddock and the fat of a cold 
 shoulder of mutton. I finished them both to the 
 bone, and never enjoyed a meal more. Yet even 
 with that delightful memory I find myself able to 
 appreciate the dispensation of Providence, which 
 makes fish the most precarious of all foods. 
 
 Early in that day I had found a hedgehog, which 
 I captured and carried home in a handkerchief. As 
 the day advanced, I thought more and more of a grand 
 culinary experiment. I had read that gipsies think 
 a hedgehog dainty fare. They envelop it in a ball 
 of clay, which they put into the fire, and so convert 
 into brick. Upon breaking the mass open, the spines 
 are found imbedded in it, leaving a greasy lump 
 inside. This is the poor little porker. My hedgehog 
 was begged of me at once by some woman, who said 
 that its fat was good for deafness.
 
 A FISHERMAN'S CHURCH. 447 
 
 The fish-fed parson was not very efficient, and his 
 church, separated from the village by the deep ravine 
 forming the boundary between the North and East 
 Ridings, was then dreary, and not quite weather- 
 proof. Both in 1823 and 1825 some of us walked to 
 Hunmanby church, three miles off, and in the latter 
 year we found some difficulty in getting seats. Our 
 friends, finding themselves far from home, and as it 
 were in a strange country, felt themselves relieved of 
 the canonical rule forbidding the clergy to frequent 
 conventicles. 
 
 There was a ' fishermen's church ' at Filey, not a 
 picturesque edifice overhanging a cliff and hung all 
 over with ex-votos, but a Primitive Methodist chapel, 
 or ' Ranters,' where we had been told there were 
 sometimes exciting scenes. All over the world 
 fishermen are expected to have a religion of their 
 own. At Naples I used to hear what I supposed to be 
 a very early service of song at some religious house 
 behind our hotel in the Reale, and was told these were 
 songs of a very pagan character, sung by the fisher- 
 men as soon as they found themselves in the open air. 
 While casting their nets I observed some unaccount- 
 able gestures, and these I was told were a tradition 
 of the offerings formerly made to the sea-gods. 
 
 We were not, however, now in search of the 
 picturesque, for we were all too serious for that. 
 However that might be, one afternoon, our friends 
 from Bassingham and some of our party, myself 
 included, went to the chapel, a little too late, and 
 opened the door. We were immediately invited in, 
 but requested to keep together where we were at the
 
 448 FILEY. 
 
 foot of the gallery stairs. The preacher stopped. 
 Heavy steps were heard overhead. Half a dozen 
 men descended and found room on the floor. We 
 were then politely ushered up to the front row of the 
 gallery, just vacated for our use. 
 
 As soon as we were seated the preacher began 
 again. We were now up, up, on high, above the com- 
 mon rank, enjoying our fancied pre-eminence and our 
 palmy state. Let us not deceive ourselves. A time 
 would come when we must go down, down, down, 
 lower down than we could think of, or than the 
 preacher dare say. The congregation all turned their 
 eyes towards us to see how we took these warnings. 
 Though the man's tones were loud enough, we came 
 away disappointed, for his topics were commonplace. 
 
 On a Sunday evening we walked to an Independent 
 chapel at Muston, and heard a tall dark young man 
 declaim on the attributes of the Almighty and the 
 infirmities of man, employing the longest words he 
 could ever have found in a dictionary. We were in- 
 vited to a good house close to the chapel, and told 
 that a great preacher, one Mr. Hamilton, of Leeds, was 
 soon to preach there. Would we come and take tea 
 with him ? The invitation was accepted. Mr. Hamil- 
 ton was a fine-looking man, and more of a scholar 
 and of an orator than the local minister. We were 
 introduced to him, and went with him to ' tea.' 
 
 It was a Yorkshire tea, beating a Lord Mayor's 
 banquet in profusion and variety. A large table was 
 covered with every species and form of eatable that can 
 be made of wheat, barley, oats, butter, sugar, fruit, and 
 spice, not without fresh and salt meat delicately in-
 
 SUB PEDE LUCET ONYX. 449 
 
 sinuated. Southerners can scarcely conceive the 
 relish with which meals of this sort were then de- 
 voured north of the Humber. The conversation soon 
 turned on the coast, the bays, the sands, and the 
 company. Sir Charles Anderson was reported to be 
 busily collecting cornelians, agates, jaspers, blood- 
 stones, and other pebbles, and himself assisting the 
 lapidaries to grind and polish them. I unguardedly 
 expressed my surprise at a country gentleman spend- 
 ing his time on what so many a lesser man would do 
 better for him. Mr. Hamilton took Sir Charles's part, 
 and expressed a strong opinion upon the terms of my 
 censure. I replied, as well as I could. In the midst 
 of it all my father came in, and was duly introduced. 
 ' Here's your son,' said the great preacher, ' launching 
 the thunders of his eloquence against a good gentle- 
 man guilty of picking up pretty pebbles on the sea- 
 shore.' Of course the Leeds preacher was only amus- 
 ing himself, but I was soon glad to be out of it. 
 
 Twenty-five years after this I read the virtues 
 of our hospitable friends described on two handsome 
 mural tablets in Muston church, without any men- 
 tion of their spiritual independence. 
 
 Yorkshire has the credit of bracing air and genial 
 sunshine. But the climate required greater care than 
 people chose to give to their health. In a large well- 
 built farmhouse, a few hundred yards from the cliff, 
 was a young woman whose brother had gone on a 
 voyage as his last chance in life. These were the 
 only survivors of a large family that had all gone off 
 in rapid decline. 
 
 Walking one day towards the shore, but still near 
 
 VOL. I. o G
 
 450 FILEY. 
 
 a mile from it, on a clear and sunshiny day, I saw a 
 flock of sheep approaching me. I had not seen any- 
 thing to call a flock of sheep thereabouts. How came 
 these here ? They looked very large as they came 
 nearer. They must have advanced within fifty yards 
 of me when I found it was a sea fog, which, after 
 scaling the cliff, was occupying the higher ground. 
 I was immediately up to my knees in it, then to my 
 shoulders, and then in a thick fog, which lasted the 
 whole day. 
 
 The fishermen were adventurous and hardy. They 
 had to be often out many nights and days on the 
 open sea. On their return, their wives immediately 
 descended with large pitchers of some hot stuff, 
 which, by its smell, might be anything one chose 
 to imagine. They also brought large baskets, which 
 they immediately filled with fish and placed on their 
 heads. Carrying thus the best part of a hundred- 
 weight, they toiled up the rough zigzag to the village. 
 The result was that they had good figures and an 
 upright bearing, but were rather too drudged and 
 weather-beaten for what townspeople would call good 
 looks. 
 
 Word came that a whale had been captured and 
 was on the beach. We were sorry to have missed 
 the last struggle for life, but we hoped to see, at least, 
 some indications of the recent fray the marks of the 
 harpoon, perhaps the very weapon. The truth was, 
 the poor thing had been found dead at sea. Its 
 captors had tried to bring it to shore at Whitby, 
 Scarborough, and Bridlington, and had been forbid- 
 den to beach it by the authorities. At Filey there
 
 HARVESTS OF THE SEA. 
 
 451 
 
 were no authorities, and no courtiers to resent the 
 intrusion of the stinking carcass between the wind 
 and their nobility. I smelt it a mile off. I found a 
 crowd of men, women, and children round it, cutting 
 and slashing away, and filling caldrons and kettles 
 with the blubber. Under a hot sun, rivulets of oil, 
 white, blue, yellow, and red, meandered through the 
 sands. This went on several days, when the fleshy 
 interior and the bones were finally carried away by 
 the farmers and laid on the land. The creature was 
 a ' bottle-nose,' near thirty feet long. 
 
 At another time I met a woman armed for a like 
 capture. She had found a dead porpoise on the 
 beach. Dragging it to a spot a little out of view, 
 she paid it several visits, and finally secured several 
 gallons of oil, which she thought a great prize. 
 
 My father and I were on the shore end of Filey 
 Brigg, watching the sea alternately advancing and 
 retiring from a shallow rocky basin about thirty 
 yards long and ten wide. All at once the water 
 was alive with small fish sprats, as we were told. 
 The mystery was soon solved. They were pursued 
 by vast numbers of big fish, looking two feet long, 
 probably less, which boldly pressed forward to the 
 head of the basin. The sprats threw themselves in 
 heaps out of the water, and landed on the rocky 
 margin so thick as to make a bank all round. There 
 was a sort of bar at the entrance of the basin. Taking 
 off shoes and stockings, I stood in the middle of this 
 bar, and tried to intercept the pursuers on their re- 
 turn. It was ebb, and they exactly hit the last wave 
 that would give them water enough to cross the bar. 
 
 G G 2
 
 452 FILEY. 
 
 Though some of them escaped between my legs, and 
 I believe I touched one or two, they were too active 
 or too slippery for me. The basin was one mass of 
 sprats, a foot or so deep. The next morning there 
 came down carts, which were busy all day spreading 
 them over the land. 
 
 A minuter and less picturesque experience on the 
 same spot many years after was even newer to me. 
 I observed a small pebble moving about on the rocky 
 floor. Taking it up, I found it had legs. It was like 
 a woodlouse, except that the back, instead of being 
 jointed, was one rugged mass of stone. As I knew 
 everything was to be found in the British Museum, 
 I took it there, and soon found that it was a Chiton, 
 and a member of a very numerous family. Under a 
 glass case there were two hundred chitons of all sorts 
 and sizes from all parts of the world. Some were 
 as large as my hand. Generally they were rugged, 
 unsightly creatures ; some had an approach to orna- 
 ment. In the whole two hundred there was not one 
 that was not distinctly different from mine. Surely 
 the name must have reference to the phrase, \dlvov 
 sa-ao %iT(ova, in Hector's objurgation of Paris. 
 
 In 1823, as I have elsewhere told, I went from 
 London to Scarborough in the ' James Watt,' a fine 
 steamer for those days, and that held its ground for 
 many years after. For my return voyage my father 
 took me to Hull and put me on board the ' Wilber- 
 force ' steam-packet, a much smaller vessel. There 
 was a high wind and a considerable swell in the 
 tide- way of the H umber. I thought, at parting, that 
 my father looked needlessly anxious. He told me
 
 MY LAST STAGE AT CHARTERHOUSE. 453 
 
 afterwards that he had the greatest misgivings as to 
 my safety, and that he had watched the steamer out 
 of sight, making inquiries of the sailors on the quay, 
 and not getting much in corroboration of either his 
 hopes or his fears. As a rule, the sailors of those 
 days were always hoping the worst for a steamer, 
 which they thought a very profane intrusion on the 
 realms of old Neptune. 
 
 CHAPTER LXVIL 
 
 CHARTERHOUSE TO ORIEL. 
 
 FROM the time I entered the Upper School, and still 
 more when I found myself in the First Form, my 
 position was most uncomfortable. Had I been ever 
 so well prepared with the work indeed, sometimes 
 I was prepared my natural hesitation, difficulty of 
 utterance, and faults of pronunciation, made me a 
 stumbling-block and a nuisance. All this could only 
 be cured by practice, and of practice I had none. 
 Had Russell divided his attention ever so equally, he 
 could not have given more than two minutes to each 
 one in the Upper School. The Second and a por- 
 tion of the Third, or the two divisions of the Second 
 Form, were in the Upper School on the express 
 understanding that they were to be generally only 
 listeners. Once a day Russell might pounce on a 
 victim, just to show that, so far, it was not quite safe
 
 454 CHARTERHOUSE TO ORIEL. 
 
 for them to give no attention at all. In the First 
 I had to take my turn, and questions were passed 
 down to me. My wits were wandering, or I could 
 not bring out what I wanted to say. 
 
 This became so habitual with me and with others, 
 that, not long before Whitsuntide 1824, Russell put 
 seven of us into a distinct category at the bottom of 
 the First, only calling on us at long intervals. Croft, 
 son of the Princess Charlotte's unhappy physician, 
 was the first of these ' seven wise men ' ; I came 
 next ; the sixth and seventh were my intimate friend 
 Patrick Scott, and Barnardiston Wrightson, well 
 known in the London world. In the blue-book for 
 1824 these are divided from the rest by a blank 
 space, to explain to the examiners that they were 
 not to be called on. Russell looked kindly and in- 
 dulgently on this intractable lump. He seemed to 
 feel that we had a right to be in the First Form, or at 
 least that we might as well be there as anywhere 
 else. 
 
 He gave me another chance. The last year I 
 was there, between schools, he had for a time a small 
 Theocritus class in his own library, and invited me to 
 join it. Truth compels me to say that I made as 
 poor a figure there as in the schoolroom, though his 
 mode of conducting the class was that I found in the 
 Oxford lecture-room. I really think there must have 
 been a spell upon me. I utterly despaired of mend- 
 ing matters so long as I remained at Charterhouse. 
 I required personal instruction, and assistance in the 
 preparation of lessons, and I had none. Russell used 
 to boast that he had himself scarcely ever used a
 
 WHAT WAS MY REAL POSITION? 455 
 
 Lexicon, and never a Gradus. Of course I believe, 
 and wonder. 
 
 In my hopelessness I sent home, through my 
 eldest brother, earnest entreaties to be taken away 
 and sent to a private tutor. It did not occur to me 
 at the time that I was under a tacit engagement to 
 stay out my time, Russell having obtained for me 
 admission into Oriel. Of course, if I had been taken 
 away, it would have become quite out of Russell's 
 power to answer for my fitness when summoned to 
 Oxford. 
 
 My parents would not hear of my removal, and 
 I am now most grateful to them for it, hard as I 
 thought it at the time. I had to bear it as well as 
 I could. My position, indeed, was rather ludicrous 
 than simply disgraceful. It was understood, but not 
 the less a frequent topic of humorous allusion. 
 Meanwhile, what really was the position I then felt 
 so intolerable ? My case was even an improvement 
 on that of the Dauphin, whose fellow-student had to 
 receive all the punishments and none of the rewards. 
 I was in a crowd of fellow-students who could not 
 open their mouths without giving me instruction. 
 Under Russell's plan, they went over the ground re- 
 peatedly, improving each time. I could listen, and 
 generally did, with pleasure and use. 
 
 As time went on I ceased to have any of that 
 distracting anxiety which prevents attention by com- 
 pelling it, and which leads away from the meaning 
 to the words. I could perform all that scholars do at 
 their ease in their studies, with this advantage over 
 them, that whereas they have often to desire the aid
 
 456 CHARTERHOUSE TO ORIEL. 
 
 of fairy hands to find volumes, take them down, con- 
 sult the indices, and turn over the leaves, I had all 
 this done for me. I am certain there existed no 
 private tutor in the kingdom who would, or could, 
 have been of as much service to me as my Charter- 
 house schoolfellows, worked as Russell worked them. 
 All my poor fragmentary knowledge of the classics I 
 owe to them. Often do I grieve to reflect on the 
 little reward most of them had for their services. 
 
 I am not unconscious of the difference between 
 active and passive education, between seeking know- 
 ledge and having it thrust down one's throat, be- 
 tween working for one's intellectual food and eating 
 the bread of idleness. But I learnt what I learnt in 
 the only way in which I could learn it, and for that I 
 have to thank Russell and his body-guard of thirty- 
 three able, loyal, and hardworking students. Alas, 
 that I should have now to say to so many of them, 
 Sic vos non vobis finish the verse who can. 
 
 My obligations to that school are greater than I 
 was then aware of, greater, perhaps, than I can even 
 now apprehend. Quintilian has by no means ex- 
 hausted the advantages of a good school over home- 
 education. He says, Domi puer ea sola discere 
 potest qua ipsi prcecipiuntur ; in schold etiam qua 
 aliis, 
 
 But what was my delight when, on February 8, 
 1825, Russell handed me a letter from Copleston, 
 now lying before me, upon which he had himself 
 written directions for my going to Oxford by the 
 one o'clock coach on the i6th, and calling on the 
 Provost next day in order to my matriculation and
 
 MATRICULATION. 457 
 
 admission. The Provost's letter does not read as if 
 he expected to see me himself, for he says that on 
 hearing from Russell he will apprize my tutor of the 
 day when I may be expected. My father met me at 
 Oxford. 
 
 We presented ourselves at Oriel, and were taken 
 to a very good-looking, fresh-coloured, black-haired 
 young Fellow, who made us both feel quite at home. 
 He examined me in Thucydides, Virgil, and, I think, 
 Euclid, asking me also to translate a sentence into 
 Latin. ' That will do ; now we must go to the Vice- 
 Chancellor. But you will have to make some pay- 
 ments.' My father expressed his surprise at the 
 College being represented by so young a man. ' I 
 expected to see some older officer of the College.' 
 ' Perhaps I'm older than you think,' said Hawkins. 
 ' How old do you take me to be ? ' My father 
 answered, ' Twenty-five, or perhaps twenty -seven.' 
 ' I am thirty-eight,' was the reply, much to our sur- 
 prise. My father went home quite fascinated with 
 my future tutor, as he concluded he was to be. 
 
 Before the close of the Charterhouse term, and 
 therefore before going to Derby, I left school one day 
 and was in college the next. At school most of us 
 were rather rough-shod, to stand the wear of the 
 hard, gritty playground. My shoes were strong and 
 iron-heeled, and I well remember the dismay I felt as 
 I clanged up the marble pavement of Oriel Chapel 
 the morning after my arrival. 
 
 I had immediately to see my tutor, and this I 
 found not to be Hawkins, but Jelf. The reason for
 
 458 CHARTERHOUSE TO ORIEL. 
 
 the new arrangement, as it seemed to me, I never 
 knew, but it greatly affected my destiny, and I feel 
 very thankful for it. 
 
 By my matriculation I just escaped the chance of 
 being drawn for the Middlesex Militia. Only a fort- 
 night before my name had been entered on a list for 
 the ballot. The worst, however, that could have 
 happened would have been the cost of a substitute. 
 
 The transition from Charterhouse Upper School 
 to the Oriel 'Lectures,' which, it is needless to say, 
 were rather daily examinations than lectures in the 
 common sense, was the most delightful I have ever 
 experienced, or that I can even conceive. I have 
 flown, as a bird out of a cage, into Devonshire ; I 
 have found myself for the first time in the sights and 
 sounds of a gay foreign city ; I have walked for the 
 first time in the Champs Elysees ; I have entered St. 
 Peter's, and have alighted at Cannes and Mentone. 
 But none of these changes, delightful as they were, 
 suggested anything beyond this world. They did 
 not help me one step to the awful idea of endless 
 consequence and progression. There was no change 
 of state in them. The class-rooms of the Oriel tutors 
 were heaven to me. Their soft voices and gentle 
 manners ; their patient waiting ; their unobtruded, 
 but careful and effectual guidance, all contributed to 
 the impression that you were now higher in the scale 
 of creation. I did not take more than my proper 
 allowance of time. Indeed, I think the most delibe- 
 rate of us all was Huntley, who, though educated by 
 private tutors, was the best scholar amongst us. I
 
 A NEW WORLD. 459 
 
 hope not to be accused of either profaneness or of 
 gross conceptions, when I say that I never contem- 
 plate the great change every day nearer without 
 being reminded of that first week at Oriel, and the 
 calm and peaceful atmosphere of the University. 
 
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