J-J-Bell THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES GIFT OF JAMES J. MCERIDE re a poet, Wullie McWattie? (Page 19.) WULLIE McWATTIE'S MASTER Something bounced forth, flashed past his eyes, and alighted on the floor. (Page 35.) WULLIE McWATTIE'S MASTER BY J. J. BELL AUTHOR OF "Ox! CHRISTINA!" "WHITHER THOU GOEST," "\VEE MACGREEGOR," ETC. NEW YORK CHICAGO TORONTO Fleming H. Revell Company LONDON AND EDINBURGH Copyright, 1909-1910, by FLEMING H. REVELL COMPANY New York: 158 Fifth Avenue Chicago: 80 Wabash Avenue Toronto : 25 Richmond St., "W. London : 21 Paternoster Square Edinburgh: 100 Princes Street CONTENTS CHAPTER PAOB I. His FEELINGS 9 II. His RESPONSIBILITY ... 26 III. His JUSTICE 42 IV. His TOILET 56 V. His LUCK 65 VI. His CHARITY 74 VII. His YOUTH 92 VIII. His NEW YEAR QUEST . . . 109 IX. His SPECTACLES .... 118 X. His NEIGHBOURS' DEEDS OF KIND- NESS 131 XI. His DISTRESS 148 XII. His REWARD 157 712885 "Come oot o' that! Come aff ma bed, afore it's ower late, ye muckle antelope! " (Page 71.) ILLUSTRATIONS " So ye're a poet, Wullie Me Wattle? " Something bounced forth, flashed past his eyes, and alighted on the floor. "Come oot o' that! Come aff ma bed, afore it's ower late, ye muckle antelope ! " Mr. Redhorn read the lines three times very carefully. " Mistress McWattie, if ye gang to Canada, Joseph Ridhorn's a done man ! " L Mr. Redhorn read the lines three times very carefully. (Page 111.) WULLIE McWATTIE'S MASTER HIS FEELINGS PAINT-POT and brush in hand, Mr. Red- horn stood behind Willie McWattie, his fourteen-year-old apprentice, and sor- rowfully regarded the latter's handiwork in bright green upon the Misses Lavendar's fence. "Wullie, Wullie," he said reproachfully, "d'ye ca' that pentin'?" The boy stayed his brush, but made no reply. " The poet," remarked Mr. Redhorn, " is born, no' made; an' I doot it's the same wi' the penter. Ye was maybe born wi' a siller spune in yer mooth, Wullie McWattie I'm shair I hope ye was for yer mither's sake but I'm feart it wasna a pent-brush." " Was you born wi' a pent-brush in yer mooth, Maister Ridhorn?" asked the boy innocently. " Feeguratively speakin'," replied Mr. Red- horn modestly, " I may say I was." " Was't a size brush ? " Willie inquired with a snigger. "Noo, Wullie," said the painter in a warn- ing tone, "that'll dae! Impiddence has made 9 10 WULLIE McWATTIE'S MASTER some folk in this world millionaires, but it's sent ithers to the jile. What I was gaun to say to ye was this: Ye're no' a genius, but I believe ye wud mak' a fair average penter if ye persevered an' peyed attention. But yer care- lessness wud gar an angel greet. 'Deed, wud it! See this!" Mr. Eedhorn pointed to a spar which the boy had just left as finished. " Noo that's no' what I ca' pentit. A hen could ha'e made as guid a job wi' its bare feet." "Is this yin richt?" the boy inquired, indi- cating the next spar. Mr. Redhorn shook his head. " Ye dinna require a guid brush to pit pent on like that. Ye could dae it wi' a spurtle. Luk at the pent rinnin' doon in what ye micht describe as festoons. It's like treacle. Tak' yer rag an' wipe it aff . I dinna want ma repu- tation in Fairport ruined. Later on, ye can pent it ower again. D'ye understaun' ? " " Ay," said Willie, a little sulkily. "Listen, ma laddie," continued Mr. Red- horn. " The golden rule in pentin', Wullie, is no' jist to dae it wi' a' yer micht : ye maun dae it wi' a' yer hert. It doesna matter what the job is. Even if it's but a pigsty or the door o' a midden, ye maun pent it as if ye loved it no' as if ye wantit to cover it quick, but as if ye loved it. An' if ye pent in that speerit, ye'll be as happy as a king, an' ye'll whustle at yer wark frae mornin' till nicht, as a' guid HIS FEELINGS 11 penters dae unless they happen to be martyrs to dyspepsia an' chilblains." " But I dinna want to be a penter, Maister Ridhorn," said the boy. " What's that ye're sayin' ? " Mr. Eedhorn's ethical flight was rudely stopped just when it had got well under way. " I'm sayin' I dinna want to be a penter. I want to be a sailor." " Oh, criftens ! " the painter exclaimed, rais- ing his brush to Heaven. " He wants to be a sailor, an' him the only son o' his mither, an' her a weeda! Think shame o' yersel', Wullie McWattie, think shame o' yersel' ! " Willie hung his head, but muttered rebel- liously. " Hoo d'ye think yer mither wud like ye to gang awa' an' leave her?" Mr. Redhorn asked, more calmly. "Ye sud try to mind ye're the only yin she's got, an' it's yer duty to keep by her an' tak' guid care o' her." " But ma fayther said I was to get bein' a sailor," said the boy, twirling his brush in the paint-pot. "Yer fayther, puir man, didna coont on leavin' yer mither a weeda to work for her meat. I'm no' sayin' onything agin bein' a sailor, Wullie though I canna agree wi' the sea masel' internally, I mean, but the pent- in's an honourable tred, an' wi' a' its dangers, ye can aye be shair o' a funeral when yer time comes." 12 WULLIE McWATTIE'S MASTER " I'm no feart for the sea ! An' I can sclim up onything." " Yer abeelity for sclimmin' needna be wastit in the pentin' tred, espaycially if ye get the job o' gildin' a cock on a kirk steeple," the painter returned encouragingly. " That's a job I never could tackle. Ma heid sooms when I get up to high altitudes." He smacked his lips after the word. " High altitudes," he repeated, " is no' in ma line. But this'll never dae, Wullie," he said abruptly. " The Miss Lavendars dinna pey us to indulge in conversation. Get on wi' yer pentin'. See if ye canna mak' a better job this time. Be gentle yet firm, as a young leddy I read aboot was when she tell't a young man she didna want his unwelcome attentions. Pentin's neither prize-fechtin' nor fly-fishin'." rt It's no' sax o'clock yet, Maister Ridhorn? " Mr. Redhorn consulted a fat silver watch. "Ay; it's jist sax. But we'll gang on till the quarter past the nicht, Wullie." Having finished his evening meal, Mr. Red- horn helped himself to a dose of the physic which, he was always ready to testify, pro- vided the world's one cure for dyspepsia. He then seated himself in his easy-chair by the hearth and produced from his pocket a packet of cigarettes of inferior quality. He was a novice at smoking, having started the indul- gence but a year previously, shortly after his HIS FEELINGS 13 discovery of the aforementioned remedy. One of the humours of the Fairport boys consisted in pretending to " smoke like Joseph Ridhorn." This was accomplished by taking in the smoke with an intensely anxious expression of coun- tenance, expelling it from a mouth shaped to resemble that of an expiring codfish, and then spitting out shreds of tobacco. Mr. Redhorn had not taken a dozen cau- tious puffs when a knock fell on the door of his one-room dwelling. He extinguished the cigarette carefully, laid it on the mantelpiece, and went to the door. " Oh, it's you, Maister Banks. Fine nicht, but a wee thing cauld," he said in polite if not friendly accents. " Was ye wantin' ony- thing? " " I was wantin' to see you. If ye've nae ob- jections, I'll come inside for a meenute," re- turned the local fish-merchant. " Come ben," said Joseph, wondering what had brought the man to him. It was not long since they had parted on terms the reverse of pleasant. " It's no' ma custom to interfere," began Mr. Danks, as he took a chair by the fire; "I'm sayin' it's no' ma custom to interfere in ither folk's business, but on this occasion I feel it's ma duty." " Jist that," said Mr. Redhorn quietly. "What's the complaint, Maister Danks?" " There's nae complaint as faur as I'm con- 14 WULLIE McWATTIE'S MASTER cerned," the other replied. " I've merely come to inform ye that ye're bein' deceived. That Wullie McWattie " " Thenk ye," interrupted the painter. " But I think we baith agreed a while back to let that subjec' drap. I explained then to ye ma reason for takin' on Wullie instead o' yer sis- ter's laddie, an' I've nae mair to say aboot it." " Oh, but ye'll maybe ha'e mair to say aboot it when ye see what I've got in ma pooch," said Mr. Danks, with an unpleasant laugh. " I ha'e neither cravin' nor curiosity to see what's in yer pooch," the painter coldly re- torted. " An' if ye've come to speak ill o' Wullie, ye better save yer breath to cry yer fish wi', Maister Danks." As it was some years since Mr. Danks had hawked his wares from door to door, and as his business was now largely wholesale, it was perhaps natural that he should resent the painter's advice. " I speak ill o' naebody," he hotly rejoined, " an' I say naething excep' I can prove it. An' I'm tellin' ye noo that ye'll sune be wishin' ye had ta'en on ma nephew, Peter Shaw, instead of that guid-for-naething Wullie McWattie. Peter wud ha'e cost ye naething for a year, but I hear ye're peyin' Wullie five shillin's a week for wastin' yer pent." "Wullie has the makin's o' a first-class penter, let me tell ye ! " said Joseph warml}'. " What I pey him is ma ain business. Ye micht HIS FEELINGS 15 think shame o' yersel' to come here objectin' to the laddie earnin' a bit siller, when ye ken fine hoo badly left his mither was. Awa' hame, man; awa' hame an' think shame o' yersel'! Ye're as cauld-hertit as yer fish ! " " Oh, we a' ken ye're a model o' cherity to Fairport, Kidhorn," Banks returned, grinning nastily. " An' I've nae doot Mistress McWat- tie thinks a lot o' ye," he added, sneering. " Of course, we a' ken that ye pamper Wullie for his ain sake." The colour rushed to Mr. Redhorn's rather sallow face. "That'll dae!" he cried. "Get oot ma hoose, or, by Jupiter, I'll pit ye oot ! " Mr. Banks retreated a step, grinned once more, and drew a piece of paper, folded small, from his vest pocket. " This'll let ye see hoo yer apprentice ad- mires his cheritable maister. This paper fell oot his pooch when he was sclimmin' a tele- graph pole on his road hame the nicht. I was passin' at the time an' picked it up wi'oot him kennin'. I was gaun to gi'e it back to him, but when I seen what it was I thocht it con- cerned you mair nor him. I hope ye'll enjey it, Kidhorn," he continued venomously, laying the paper on the table and backing to the door. " An' I may as weel tell ye that if ye dinna show it to Mistress McWattie, I'll dae it, for I've made a copy. An' as for the pentin' tred, I wudna pit ma nephew to it, no' if ye offered him a pound a week," 16 WULLIE McWATTIE'S MASTER " Are ye feenished, ye meeserable charac- ter?" cried Mr. Redhorn. The bang of the door was sufficient answer. " Oh, criftens ! " muttered Joseph. " A body wud think the man had acute dyspepsia. Sic spite ! An' what has Mistress McWattie to dae wi' it? Puir wee Wullie, an' him wantin' to be a sailor! . . . Noo what's in the paper, I wonder." He picked it from the table and opened its numerous folds. It was a page torn from a school exercise book, and bore writing of a ju- venile character. "What's a' this?" he murmured. And he read it where he stood. " ' Joseph Redhorn is his name, lam glad mine is not the same. Joseph Redhorn aye looks cold, Sis hairy head is getting bald. He's lerning for to smoke the now, And looks as happy as a cow. He takes medicine for his redhorn nose And for the chillblings on his tose. jy I was in Joe Redhorn' s place, I would use my paints to paint my face.' " Mr. Redhorn's clenched fist fell with a crash on the table. It touched the edge of a saucer