UC-NRLF B M Dfl3 D31 3« lis > >■>',■• ^ Q f f » # ' r • ' * r' • r' ' :/;••:. ^^-i^ rx4^< THE • LIFE AND WRITINGS or T. W. ROBERTSON BY T. EDGAR PEMBERTON 1 1 1 author of 'a memoir of e. a. sothern,' etc. LONDON RICHARD BENT LEY AND SON JJublishcv? in (l")ri)imii7) to gjcr c*tVa.jeeti) the (Qurcn 1893 [All rights resen'ed] 5:2.32. PREFACE Although my name appears as the writer of this book, I desire to state that it could not have been produced without the cordial co-operation of my friend, the present T. W. Robertson, who, in collect- ing facts connected with his father's life, did, in fact, a large share of the work. Ha.ving exhausted every possible source of information, he generously left the entire matter in my hands, and this volume would be incomplete without the record of his labours, and the expression of my appreciation of his confidence. In view of my somewhat voluminous quotations, I think it not unlikely that I may be accused of " book-making." It has been my aim to deal not 292470 vi PREFACE only with the life, but with the early and forgotten writings of the author of "Caste"; and if I succeed in gaining for these appreciative readers, it is a charge to which I shall willingly plead guilty. T. EDGAR PEMBERTON. August Uth, 1892. CONTENTS CHAPTER I. THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT - - - - - 1 CHAPTER n. EARLY DAYS — STRUGGLES - - - - - 40 CHAPTER HI. "DAVID GARRICK," "SOCIETY," AND " OURS " - - U4 CHAPTER IV. LATER DAYS — TRIUMPHS - - - - - 196 CHAPTER V. LATER PLAYS AND LAST DAYS - - - - 255 CHAPTER VI. CONCLUSION ------- 29U LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. Portrait of T. W. Robertson {from an etching hy R. W. Macbeth, A.R.A., after a painting hy E. C. Barnes) ; see p. 223 - - - - - Frontispiece. Sketches from an Old Song Book (hy James Robertson) ----- To face page Interior of the Regency, afterwards Prince of Wales's, Theatre - - „ 66 Exterior of the Regency Theatre - - „ 67 Facsimile of Handwriting {from original MS. of 'Caste') - - - - - „ 204 ; , ) ' > 3 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON CHAPTER I. THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT. The honourable connection of the Robertson family with the English stage dates back far more than a century ; for the following obituary notice appeared, in the latter part of 1795, in the European Magazine and London Review : " At York, aged 82, Mr. James Robertson, formerly the Shuter or Edwin * at the York theatre, from which he retired in 1779, after forty years' service. He possessed the estimable qualities of private life in a high degree, and was the author of many pieces of merit, and particularly a volume of poems by ' Nobody,' as the title-page announced." * Shuter and Edwin were celebrated comedians in their day, and those who took their parts were inevitably associated with their names. 2 7777: LIF£ AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON This James Robertson, who originally came from Perth, was the great-grandfather of the subject of this memoir, and was, as this little notice points out, himself an actor and an author. He niarried a Miss Fowler, an heiress, and became the father of three sons — Thomas, fJames, and George. Following in their father's footsteps (it seemed as natural for the Robertsons to take to the stage as ducklings do to w^ater), Thomas and James became actors. The former assumed the management of the Lincoln circuit, and the latter achieved the then important position of principal comedian in the York Company. Referring to the elder James, Tate Wilkinson, in his " Memoirs," speaks of visiting York as a " star," and says that he was not very well received in a certain part, because the audience " preferred their favourite Robertson, and deservedly, as he was a comedian of true merit." The younger James Robertson ran away with and married a Miss Robinson, the eldest daughter, by a former husband, of Mrs. Wrench, the wife of Wrench, the celebrated Corinthian Tom in " Tom and Jerry." At this time James Robertson was a member of Mrs. Wrench's Company, and Miss Robinson, who was only sixteen years of age, was at a boarding- school at York. They were married on a Saturday, and it is on record that he sent an invitation to his THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT mother-in-law, who was very averse to the match, to dine with them on the following Monday, the induce- ment held out being- " roast goose." The young couple had seven children — (Jeorgina, Henry, William, Fanny, Caroline, Maria, and Eliza. This second James Robertson (the grandfather of T. AV. Robertson) had his inevitable share of domestic worr}', and drifted into the anxieties of theatrical manag'ement, as is shown by the following extracts from two characteristic letters addressed by him to his friend Mr. Craven, *' Opposite Saddler's Wells Toll-bar, Islington ": "Chesterfield, September 19, 1813. •' Dear Cravp:n, " It is a long time since I have written to you, as I conceived writing to Henry was the same ; but I fancy I have been mistaken, for I think he has sunk some part of my letters. His have been merely a recapitulation of his poverty and requesting assistance, and every time was to be the ' last.' I have always sent him what he asked for till the last time, when he sent for a loan of two pounds. It was not convenient to send two^ therefore I sent one as a present. By Mr. Miller's letter to me, he seems to accuse me of sending him nothing. What has become of Henry's independence of spirit, 4 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON which he has ever professed, when he sinks into supineness, neglects his business, and wishes to deprive his younger sisters of having as good an education as himself, by applying for repeated loans, w^hen I expected he was independent of me two 3'ears ago ? I wrote him my mind in my last. However, to keep him from going to the devil head- long a little sooner (for it must happen when laziness comes in the way), I will send him two or three pounds upon receiving an answer from you signifying I am right in so doing. It is the disposition of every child I have (as well as my wife) to have no ' middle ' in their disposition. They are always in the cellar or garret. I want them to find a dining- room — neither to be too much depressed by common occurrences, nor too elevated at trifling success. Apropos, at the back of the song which Henry sent me a year ago (now lying on the table) are the following words : ' Dear Father, your last has most sensibly affected me, and I shall not be entirely easy from apprehension for some time ; but, come American war or European famine — and if credit or money were both spent — whilst a morsel is to be had you and I shall share it.' When he Avrote that, I sincerely believe he meant what he said ; still, it is what I call being ' in the garret,' for he forgot, should I have wanted, he had not the THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT means to give it to me, no more than I have always the means to give him what he wants, or thinks he wants. " I am not one that grumbles much about ' times.' If I can make all ends meet at the year's end I think I have done well — which, thank God, I have this year, and cleared a little by management, for the first time these two years. But that has gone to ray daughter Georgina. You would perhaps hardly credit that. Well as she says she is doing, she is continually writing to me for money. I sent her last week £20, which makes £70 she has had of me since she has settled, which is only a year and a quarter. This is one draw. William,* at Derby — I give Mary half a guinea per week to board him and wash him. I paid that up, and left twelve guineas in hand to keep him till Christmas. Caroline's last half-year's boarding school was £20, and Maria's £l3, which, together with my travelling expenses, and £50 worth of different articles in my house at Nottingham, can't have left me a deal in hand. However, I don't owe one guinea. " The reason that I have cleared a little by manage- * William Robertson, the father of T. W. Robertson was articled to Mr. Whitson, a lawyer in Derby, but (being a Robert- son) he left the study of the law to become an actor, and ultimately found a home in his uncle Tom's Lincoln Company, of which he afterwards became manager. 6 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON ment this year is that I have put rny wife to be a check-taker, and the receipts are so much better- visible to every eye, except Mr. M 's, who, many ])eople do not scruple to say, has had a finger in the pie. Information of that nature made me place Mrs. Robertson to take checks, and he could not refuse it, as it was (as I observed) to save his pocket and my own. I assure you, I^ottingham races before the last, the houses were robbed as much as £lO per night, and in proportion through the year. I might well be minus! However, my eyes are opened, though we have had a grand blow up, and a fight in consequence, wherein I had the honour of being victorious, if there is any honour in such blackguard work. M has tried to sicken Mrs. Robertson of check-taking after the first fortnight, by placing obstacles, and finding fault to tire her ; but he forgot woman's disposition. Opposition only adds fuel to the fire, and has made her double her exertions for my interest. . . . " Your son is a fine boy, a pretty boy, and a sharp boy. I doubt he is a little bit spoiled ; but that is your concern and none of mine, for I never interfere in a parent's system of educa- tion. Mrs. Cowley observes in * The Wonder,' ' AYhen parents have but one child, they generally make him either a madman or a fool.' Now, it is impossible to THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT make your boy a fool, and I think you will take care that he shan't be a madman. . . . We have had Mr. Betty with us, and answered very well. He opens Sheffield Theatre with us the second week in October." The second letter, which is dated from Notting- ham, November 26, 1822, shows, among other things, how the grandfather of T. W. Robertson added the art of scene-painting to his other theatrical occupa- tions. " I anticipated," he says, " your having a cold ride ; but am glad to hear you have not got a cold from it. I continue in the old Gobbo and Launcelot way, and I suppose I shall do till spring. However, I never cough in bed, and sleep like a hound, which is heaven in comparison to my brother Thomas, who writes me word that he has rest neither night nor day for his cough. . . . Your uncle yesterday sent me his new ' Framed Chamber,' to paint on both sides, and a rare lumber-headed thing it is ; also a grove scene. These (as the days are short) will take me till near Christmas. ... If I return with your father to London, I think I shall give my wife the slip for three weeks or a month, and say T am going to Boston to paint the theatre, as that will be about the time I should have gone ; but I believe my brother means to put it off till next year, when I am 8 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON to go over and do it thoroughly. . . . Do 3^ou know (from opposition) we can buy fine oysters at jSTotting- ham at eightpence per score ? . . . My brother sent me word ' Tom and Jerr}^ ' brought them £20 the first night at Xewark, when they would not have had £2 with anything else. It was lucky I persuaded him to get it up. M is going on very badly indeed. I doubt he must either sell his concern or do worse in a few months. I hate writing to him, but I must, as he owes me ^^1^ of my last half-year's income, due last September. I know I shall receive a croaking letter ; but I must have my bond — as Shylock says — -indeed, I can't do without it." James Robertson used the author's pen as well as the artist's brush, and there is in existence a little volume, dated 1804, the title-page of which runs as follows : " A Collection of Comic Songs, Written, Compil'd, Etch'd, and Engrav'd, by J. Robertson, and sung by him at the theatres at Nottingham, Derby, Stamford, Halifax, Chesterfield, and Redford." It was published at Peterborough, and " printed and sold by C Robertson."* These comic songs were, according to the custom of those days, sung by the low comedian of the company between the plays that formed the dramatic entertainment of the evening, and something of their nature may be gathered from * His younger brother. THE BEGGARS. By J:JR.ol) erts oai . TUNE. W S ffli fn7iJiH^0Uir ^^ ^ i ._ »Md . i£ f [jplJPnhH44 fK^-^^^^ Spea»kin6 JR.ScVlp SKETCH FROM AN 0L15 SONG BOOK. TGffiHuMouns OF tmeIuiRI^ jSfMf(pi804-* w^r-c/i^e^z- c^Au/yy/ah-J'Mohertson- TUME 4* ^^^^^^^p g^M iji[f;|[iiia[fil'rii/[f!l^ ^ iSjJ;^ y£ Li4J4j^ : ^ f^ SKETCH FROM AN OLD SONG BOOK. THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT their titles — such as " The Humours of the Turf." " The Drunken Bucks," " The Medley of Lovers," '• The Contented Tar," " What's a Back without a Tain" "John Bumpkin upon Drill," "Dr. Last, Sole and Body Mender," " Tommy Strawyard's Dance at the Wake," " The Pig-selling Jew," and so forth. Here is; the opening verse of one entitled " The Begfirar's Imitations " : .00* " There's a difference between a beggar and a queen, And I'll tell you the reason why ; A queen cannot swagger, nor'get drunk as a beggar, Nor be half so happy as I. " Speakmg.— To be sure, they are obliged to support a dignified character. Now, I can change my character as often as I please, though, I believe, I am generally a solicitor ; for I practise at the court of requests ; and as to honesty — why, honesty is — " Toll de roll— toll de roll." {Once through for chorus.) These choruses are exceedingly varied, and quaintly characteristic of their period. For example, a racing sons: has for its rcifrain : " Fillaloo, Smalliloo, Ditheroo, whack. If you're young on the turf, I'd have you go back, 1 Or the knowing and deep ones will pocket your pelf. That you may go to the devil and shake yourself." A drinking song winds uj) with : "Tipsy, dizzy, muzzy, fuzzy, groggy drinking port, We bucks are always muzzy— Oh, damme, that's your sort !" lo THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON — and one in which an impossible stage Frenchman is held up to ridicule has for its chorus : " With my dau9a, la, la, dan9a long merry ton, Dan9a long merry ton, dan9a, la, la." The etched, and in some instances coloured, illustra- tions to these songs are exceedingly droll and clever, remindinof one of the best work of Rowlandson and Cruikshank, An old play-bill, dated Nottingham, 1806, where this most industrious of men took a benefit, shows how, in addition to acting (among other things he played clown), and singing between the acts, he painted the scenery, and had a hand in writing the pieces. It also has the odd announcement that " admittance behind the scenes " is rated at " half a gmnea," and it concludes as follows : " Mr. Robertsoai respectfully informs those ladies and gentlemen that did him the favour of subscribing to the Print of Nottingham Market- Place that he has coloured several in varnish colours. A specimen may be seen at Messrs. Burbage and Stretton's, and may be had of Mr. Robertson, at his lodgings in Wool])ack Lane ; i)rice half a guinea." William Robertson, as we have seen, left the pro- fession that his versatile father had chosen for him to join his uncle Thomas on the Lincoln circuit. In his dramatic compan}' he met Miss Marinus, a charming young actress, to whom he was married in 1828. They THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT 1 1 had a very large family^ of whom Thomas William Robertson (born at Newark-upon-Trent, Nottingham- shire, on January 9, 1829) was the eldest, and Madge Robertson (Mrs. Kendal, born at Great Grimsby twenty years later) the youngest. It would appear that at the time that William Robertson joined him, his uncle's health had begun to fail, and that, probably, is why he soon became the manager of the company. But the conditions of the circuit at that period, and the difficulties under which those who worked it laboured, will be best described by some extracts taken from the carefully kept diary of Mrs. Thomas Robertson. In these will be found the first mention of "little Thomas," who was subsequently adopted and educated by this kindly and noble-hearted lady. " Boston, April, 1830. — The season is over. What a world of anticipated evils have passed away with seven weeks ! Take everything into consideration, and I have been tolerably happy, my lodgings good, my friends pleased to see me — kind in inviting me, and attentive in showing me every possible politeness — ^the public favourable, and but for the private mis- fortunes, deaths, and other contingencies which affected the box audience, we should have had an average season ; but I am thankful it is even as it is. The journey to Wisbech has been for the last few years anything but pleasant. Rain ! rain ! rain ! together 12 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON with high winds and bad roads, has made it a matter of unpleasant anticipation ; but, like other antici- pated evils, it was more in apprehension than reality. I arrived safe and into a pleasant lodging. A\liat a train of thoughts crowded on my memory ! It is nearly thirt}^ years since I lodged in these same rooms. As I sat alone I thought of the past. What a change ! I asked myself this question : ' Could the same hours return, with the feelings you now have, would they give you happiness ?' Ko. I would not be as I then was, to be restored to the same state of youth. If I had had the advantages of the improvement of mind which time and reflection and study have since given me, what a different creature I should have been ! but I am most grateful being as I am, for in comparing my present state with the past I am happier, having a thousand ways of pleasing myself innocently, and thus increasing my real felicity. Anticipated pleasure is a source of comfort to the heart ; it gives a tranquillity to the mind. How I anticipated seeing pretty little Thomas, with his golden curls, on my arrival ! how I reckoned on his little feet pattering about my large room, and his fine eyes looking up to me for approval, assistance, or joy! Alas! he was ill, very ill, all the time we were laying plans how we were first to see him, and wondering if he would recognise us. No ! THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT 13 What a change did reality produce in the mind, to see the sweet child in one short week of absence so reduced, his eyes heavy and clouded, fretful at being out of his mother's arras a moment, and hiding his head from our sight. But he is better — thank God ! he is better, and I pray humbly that he ma}^ be spared, for I truly love him. . . . " Sunday, April 25, 1830. — The first day of any- thing like spring. Friday was a dreadful night. I have just heard that two vessels were lost in Boston Deep. I hope it is not true. I could not sleej^ for thinking of our goods. All that we have is on the water in a little barge. Once all was in great danger, for they were driven on shore ; but they fortunately got off free from damage." * * * In little ways Mr. Robertson seemed often to annoy his wife ; for she goes on to say : " The weather beautiful. I have had three very pleasant rides. I took out the child" (this was, of course, our friend Tom) ; " he is better, but sadly still. I often wonder how I still go on sacrificing my own particular com- forts for the sake of others, seeing how frequently the wish to give pleasure has turned out the reverse. This morning, in proposing and arranging how to please both parties — for Mr. Robertson has taken a great fancy to riding, and he and little Tom cannot 14 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON go out at the same time — I only fatigued myseif and gave displeasure to otliers. I wish I could be more selfish. I really think I should be happier. " May has commenced — -loveliest May ! I am happy in being able to say that nothing has occurred to destroy or disturb the ease and tranquillity of my mind. Little Thomas has recovered, and comes every day. ■3(C "^ ft' *t* "l* 1* "AVhat a lovely country ! If the weather would suffer me to enjoy it ; but alas ! rain, rain, rain ! One would be apt to say, ' The heavens do lower upon us for some ill.' Took a drive to Furming Wood, the seat of the Ladies Fitzpatrick. The}' give their name, and take £2 in tickets. Well, that's worth asking for, and it is too far to expect their personal attendance as they are ' well stricken in years.' •' The theatre has been open four nights, and the business bad. I fear I shall again lose a heavy sum, and if so, I think I shall sing, ' Oundle, farewell !' " Have had little Thomas to visit me. God bless the child ! I fear he has all his father's horrid temper ! Like him — only please him constantly, and you may pass a day tolerably ; but only thwart his will, and the devil appears in all his majesty! Still, I think with care it may be corrected ; but it must be by more judgment, poor boy ! than I fear will fall THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT i 5 to his lot to receive. I took a long walk yesterday to a garden. Strange how frequently in this place I. have met with people who knew me long since. The gardener said, when I asked him if he would indulge me with a few flowers, that though it was not his custom to gather them, he should feel a pleasure in obliffino- me, for he had oathered manv for me twentv years before. Here was another old new acquaint- ance ! . He was very civil, and gave me some beautiful flowers, and I gave him an order for the play. The gardener also gave me the chrysalis of a, tiger moth, so in August I must watch its awaken- ing. * * * * * * ' " Huntingdon^ Tuesday, Septemher 6, I80I. — What a train of eventful occurrences have followed each other since I opened this book ! Now, indeed, I have cause for serious reflection, active exertion, and an humble reliance on that God who alone can deliver and protect me, and on whose mercies and long-sufl*ering and eternal goodness I rely for my future hope and comfort. My suffering husband departed this life at seven o'clock exactly on Wednesday, the last day of August, 1(S31, without one struggle or even a sigh. May it please the Disposer of all good that my end may be as tranquil, as easy! It seems as if a particular providence was i6 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON over me, directing all the great events of my life, for ray comforts are much more than any free judgment of my own could direct. Mr. and Mrs. Harper's kindness can never be forgotten. Mr. Harper directed all things for the funeral, which but for his judicious arrangements must have cost twice the sum at least had T been anywhere else, and to have appeared in the same style of respectability. All is over ! I have administered to his will, and no one can molest me. I have paid the funeral expenses, and am engaged in arranging the rest. I have written to Mr. Pavy, Dr. Stanton, Mr. Lawrence, Mr. Swanborough, Mr. Freeman, Mr. R. Turner, and Mr. R. Mason of Lincoln, the latter to solicit his advice relative to a circular addressed to the different corporations. " Wednesday^ September 7. — Left Huntingdon at eight in the morning, the weather heavenly, and arrived at Norman at half-past ten, and set off again. I observed that the roads were bad, and that a great deal of rain must recently have fallen. Within two miles of Peterborough I was overtaken by a heavy storm of rain (heavy then, I thought), but I still proceeded on to Deeping. Left Deeping about four o'clock, and after going about three miles was over- taken with one of the most violent storms of rain, hail, and thunder 1 ever was out in. It lasted in THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT 17 tovrenU for nearly half an hour, and then, as if to cheer me, one of the finest rainbows appeared directly before me, showing the way I was going. This may appear a childish idea, bat I could not help thinking it an emblem of my state. I have had enough of storms and tempests. God grant that the rainbow of peace and hope may show the horizon of my future days ! Arrived safe, though greatly fatigued, at Spalding, the same day, about half-past six. William met me about a mile from the town very kindly, and seems solicitous for my welfare. Dear little Tom came to see me. He looks rather thin and pale. The little girl also came in the morning. She grows less like me, and more like Tom. ** Thursday, September 8. — Awoke, refreshed, at six. Very comfortable at my old lodgings. Rain, rain, rain ! What a day for a coronation ! William dines out with the gentlemen. All necessary. Dear little Tom in very neat mourning for his uncle. I think it a pretty attention, which I am much pleased with. I have spoken to William relative to the sale of my pony. All things considered, it will be better not to have even the ajypearance of any unnecessary expense. tIt t^p ^P ^P ^ '^ " I am better. The great excitement of the week is over, and within a few pounds of last year. Bad 1 8 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON enough, 'tis true ; but I am grateful even as it is. Discharo-ed Mr. Gr and Mr. Hodoson. I think I have done what I ought in both instances. I have sent £20 to Boston, £20 to Newark, and £5 to Wisbeach, so that there is £45 of debt met. God give me the means, through His mercy, to pay every one^ and I will ask no more. aL*. jtf j|t ^^ ^fc. ^|& " Louth, Sunday^ February 12, 1832. — It is four months since 1 wrote my thoughts and acts, and what a four months I have passed ! No matter ; it is past, and all comment useless. Harass of mind, disappointment, loss, and suffering have closed the year 1831. Never, never to be forgotten are those figures ! 1832 opened on me with brighter hopes. Grantham was comparatively good business. I had a delightful lodging, and my old friends were pleased to see me. I have paid upwards of £100 of my husband's debts, and Hope pointed to the future with cheerfulness. Alas ! Louth is again a place of ruin. What I am to do God only knows. I begin to be ' aweary of the sun.' Constant claims, and no proceeds to meet them. I hope and hope till thought sickens on the delusive shadow. Well, let the worst come, I can safely say that everything that human prudence could do to prevent the ruin was done. I am miserable." THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT 19 " Boston, Aprils 18o^. — Recovered my bealtli and spirits much. Alas ! good as the season was, the ex- penses exceeded. My own living, too, was more than I expected, and I was obliged to lend money. ^''November 11, 1832. — What a gap in my journal ! April to November! But better not record such a summer as I have passed. God deliver me from such another. What suffering, what anguish, and loss ! Whittlesea ! Shall I ever have the idea of enterinu" that place again ? The cholera there raged in all its fury. I was numbered amongst its victims, and, false or true, was certainly dreadfully ill. All Peter- borough was in a languishing state. Mr. Walkpr, the surgeon, behaved most kindly, and never charged me a shilling."* ■ There is surely something very touching in the picture of this courageous and high-principled woman, driving in her pony-chaise along the bad roads, of which she had reminiscences extending over thirty years, deploring the perpetual " Rain ! rain ! rain !" that she knew must keep the people out of the theatre at the journey's end, and bewailing the Money ! the Money! that was at all times so slow to come in. Very tenderly expressed, too, are her love for " little * "Let me correct this error. The year after he sent me in a bill of £5 14s. 6d. ! !" 20 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON Thomas " and her apprehensions with regard to his temper. Her little economies, her simple pleasures, her love of flowers and books, her trust in Omnipo- tence, the little episode of the "tiger moth," are all pleasant things to note ; and no one will deny that her determination to struggle on with a fast-dwindling business, in order that she might pay off the liabilities of her dead husband, was absolutely heroic. The Louth disaster receives confirmation from Macready, who on November 29, 1834, joined the Robertson Company as a star, and w^ho in his journal writes : " When I was ready to go on the stage " (he was to open in ' Virginius '), "Mr. Robertson appeared with a face full of dismay ; he began to apologize, and I guessed the remainder. ' Bad house ?' ' Bad, sir I there's no one !' ' What ! nobody at all ?' ' ISTot a soul, sir, except the Warden's party in the boxes.' ' What the devil ! not one person in the pit or gallery ?' ' Oh yes ; there are one or two.' ' Are there five ?' ' Oh yes ; five.' ' Then go on ; we have no right to give ourselves airs if the people do not choose to come and see us ; go on at once !' Mr. Robertson was astonished at what he thouoht my philosophy, being accustomed, as he said, to be * blown up ' by his stars when the houses were bad." In connection with Louth, Mr. John Coleman tells THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT ii a story* of another famous actor, Samuel Phelps, which, as it shows what had to be endured by those engaged to perform on the okl Lincohi circuit, may be appropriately reproduced here. Mr. Coleman, by the way, makes Phelps tell his own story of his memorable walk from Gainsborough to the unap- preciative town, in the following words : " As soon as the clock struck five in the morning I leaped out of bed. It was as dark as pitch, but I slipped into my clothes, and made a start. It had been snowing over-night, and, unfortunately, the snow had given place to a black frost. " Getting over the j^round as well as I could, I reached the half-way house before eleven, had a mouth full of bread-and-cheese, a glass of mulled ale, and a pipe. Then off I went again. What with the frost and the sharp wind, I thought the weather was almost as bad as it could be. I was mistaken, however, for about two a dense fog sprang up — so dense and so dark that I could not see a hand's turn before me. " Although we were to open that night with 'Virginius' and 'The Young Widow,' could I have * " Players and Playwrights I have known," by John Coleman, This, and subsequent anecdotes, will convey to the reader of to- day some idea of the difficulties under which the actors of the past laboured. 22 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON been sure of making my way back in safety to the half-way house, I most certainly would have chanced it, whether we opened or shut ; but hours before I had passed the junction of the four roads, so that if actually I succeeded in retracing my steps as far back, I could not be sure of takino- the ris^ht turning". To keep straight on was the wisest and safest thing to do, so I plodded mile after mile through the fog and the darkness, without hearins; a sino;le sound of life, and without encountering a solitary sign of light, or human habitation, or landmark of any description whatever. That I had lost my way was now quite certain, and every step I took might lead me into one of the bogs or quagmires of the terrible fen country, and then, remembering Burbage's significant epitaph in the Abbey, I arrived at the conclusion that no epitaph would ever be written over my nameless grave. *' The weather now began to change. The fog, without lifting or losing its density, became damp and drizzling, and the frost beneath my feet began to melt into sludge of the consistency of pudding. It was as much as I could do to drag my feet through it. " Presently I was drenched to the skin, and stricken as with an ague. My teeth began to chatter, my limbs to tremble beneath me. At last I could scarce keep my feet. Yet either to stand still or to THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT 23 (rive up the struggle meant death — death immment and inevitable. " The thought of the poor wife I had left behind nerved my heart, and gave me strength and courage to struo-crle on for another half-hour, which seemed half a century. " kX last, having done all that man could do, I gave it up as a bad job. A few steps more and it would all be over, and then, ' Exit Samuel Phelps !' " ' God help her, and take care of her, anyhow !' I gasped, as I fell forward, prone and helpless, to the ground. " Even as I did so, at that very moment, loud and clear, and high above my head in the immediate vicinity, a silvery peal of bells rang out the chimes. A quarter, half- hour, three-quarters, four — then silence. " Would it never strike ? " At last ! One, two, three, four, five, six — seven ! " It was seven o'clock, and I had fallen at the very gate of Louth churchyard ! " The next instant I was on my feet. I knew my way well enough now. A few moments more and I was in the playhouse. The boys stripped my wet things off me, rubbed me from head to foot, and made me swallow two or three glasses of boiling-hot 24 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON whisky-and-water. Old Abbott himself brought me, ^ not one, but two mutton-chops, broiled to a turn, and a dish of tea ; and with the aid of this strange, incongruous, but potent mixture, at eight o'clock I was on the stage ladling out Appius Claudius as became a noble Roman, ^ay, more ; after the play I kicked up my heels and danced about like a parched pea, in the humours of Mandeville in ' The Young Widow,' to the delight of a crow^ded audience, who yelled at my eccentric vagaries. I don't think that I ever played to a better audience in my life." Here is another interesting, albeit sad, glimpse of the Lincoln circuit from the pen of Mr. Coleman, who, in alluding to Mrs. Cuthbert (Phoebe Carey), tlie disowned sister of Edmund Kean, says : " During a short engagement at Stamforrl, my brother came to me and said : ' There is a show in the fair, and those poor Cuthberts are acting there.' It was a terrible winter, and the snow lay deep upon the ground. It appeared simply awful to contem- plate the idea of these unfortunates being exposed to the inclemency of the weather at their time of life. Without hesitation, I went down to the fair, found and interviewed them. Poor souls I they had drifted down to the lowest ebb." Chiefly through the influence of ]Mr. Coleman, Edmund Kean's unlucky sister and her i^oor old THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT husband became inmates of the Dramatic College, where, he says, " they made a good end on't." From the same book we may perhaps be permitted to quote Mr. John Ryder, who says : " I was engaged for walking gentlemen and ' utility ' at a guinea a week, commencing at Hull" (Hull, by the way, is perhaps hardly in the Lincoln circuit, but it is cer- tainly not far otf it), "in January, 1838. Having seen all the great people in town, I thought I knew all about it, and I flattered myself that I was going to astonish the wretched country actors ; but, by Jove ! they astonished me. In the first place, there was the magnificent theatre in Humber Street, with its two tiers of boxes, a grand entrance, and a lobby round which you might drive a carriage and pair, two galleries, a pit like Her Majesty's, two green- rooms, lots of dressing-rooms, and a company of forty or fifty first-rate people — in fact, a much better company than you can find in any West-End theatre just now. " On the night of my arrival the play w^as ' Macbeth.' Creswick was Macbeth ; James Chute, Macduff ; Compton, the First Witch ; Downe, Duncan ; and Mrs. Morton Brookes, Lady Macbeth. The rest of the company was equally strong. The piece Avas capitally mounted, and the music admirable. When I saw this specimen of country acting, I felt that 26 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON there was not much chance of my setting the Humber on fire. " Next night I opened as Frederick in ' The Wonder,' and I immediately got dismissed, which I suppose served me right for having the conceit to think that such a green gosling as myself could pass muster amongst such a crowd. Downe was (except William Farren and Murray) about the best old man on the stage, but the three C's (Creswick, Compton and Chute) were the 'great guns' of the concern. The first, full of life and go and enthusiasm, was our lead- ing man; the second was our low comedian; the third, a most versatile and accomplished actor, and a very handsome man to boot, was our light comedian," Little Thomas — or, as we shall from this point call him, Robertson — was no doubt much indebted for his literary and artistic inclinations to the fostering care of his great-aunt, who wrote charming poetry, was an excellent actress, and in every way a lady of culture and refinement. That he was not long allowed to remain idle the following play-bill will show : THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT THEATRE, WISBECH. FOR THE BENEFIT OF ME. SHIELD AND MRS. DANBY. On Friday Evening, June 13, 1834, Will be performed the Musical Drama (taken from the celebrated novel of the same name) called ROB ROY ; OR, AULD LANG SYNE. Rob Roy Macgregor Campbell - - Mr. Florington. Sir Frederick Vernon - - - - Mr. Howell. Rashleigh Osbaldiston ----- Mr. Childe. Francis Osbaldiston ----- Mr. Houghton. Captain Thornton . - . - . Mr. Battie. MacStuart - - - - - - - - Mr. Wilson. Major Galbraith . . - - - Mr. W. Robertson. Hamish {lioh Pmfs Son) - - MASTER T. ROBERTSON. Dougal -------- Mr. Shield. Andrew - - - - - - - - Mr. Snape. Baillie Nicol Jarvie ------ Mr. Compton. Helen Macgregor . . - . Mrs. W. Robertson. Mattie - - - Miss Webb. Martha ..-.---- Miss Spray. Jean M' Alpine - - - - - - Mrs. Danby. Diana Vernon Mrs. Howell. A Variety of Songs, Duets, etc., incidental to the Piece. A COMIC SONG BY MR. COMPTON. A FAVOURITE SONG BY MR. HOUGHTON. >8 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON To conclude with the favourite Farce of THE BEEHIVE; OR, INDUSTRY MUST PROSPER. Min^'-le ------- Mr. Compton. Captain Merton - Mr. Childe. Rattan -------- Mr. Shield. Joey -------- Mr. Howell. Mrs. Mingle ------- Mrs. Danby. Cicely - - Miss Webb. Emily {with a Song) ----- Mrs. Howell. Doors opened at six, to begin at seven. Boxes, 3s. 6d. ; Pit, 2s. ; Gallery, Is. Tickets to be had of Mr. Shield, at Mr. Copeman's, near the Baths; of Mrs. Danby, at Mr. Ellis's, Market Place; at the Printing Office, and the usual places. On MONDAY, the 16th, Performances for the Benefit of Mr. and Mrs. Howell. On TUESDAY, the 17th, for the Benefit of Messrs. Compton and Houghton, the Comedy of "The Poor Gentleman," with " The Illustrious Stranger," by desire of the Wisbech Independent Lodge of Odd Fellows. Thus at the early age of fivej^ears Robertsonmade his first appearance on the stage, and until he was sent to school he was the young Roscius of the Lincoln circuit. In connection with this first appearance it is interesting to note that thirty-five years later Compton, who was the Baillie Nicol Jarvie of the occasion, played at the Haymarket the eccentric comedy part of Captain MountrafFe, in \ THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT " Home," the now well-known comedy, in three acts, by this same " Master T. Robertson." Of the days when she and her brother Tom used to play children's parts on the circuit. Miss Fanny Robertson says : " The towns visited were Lincoln, Boston, Grantham, Newnrk, Stamford, Wisbech, Peterborough, Whittlesea, Huntingdon, and others. We stayed for three or four weeks in each town, returning for any special occasion, such as a fair or a race-week. In the summer the journeys were very pleasant, and we youngsters greatly enjoyed them. At many a wayside inn, where we used to stay to refresh on ham and eggs, and bread and cheese (delicious fare when one is really hungry), our coming used to be eagerly anticipated, and I have often heard a landlord say : ' I thought you would be here soon ; I have been expecting you. We were always welcomed with a smile, and we children were allowed to gather flowers and fruit. In the winter it was not so ao;reeable. We had to rise in the dark, and very often had to get out of our convey- ance to walk up the hills in the snow. I remember once going up a hill close by Grantham ; we were ' stuck fast,' and all had to alight, the gentlemen of the company literally ' putting their shoulders to the wheel.' " Of Robertson's juvenile efforts as an actor, his 30 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON sister says : " My brother Tom as a little boy played Cora's child in ' Pizarro,' the Count's child in ' The Stranger,' and other parts of a similar nature, until, when he was about seven years old, he was sent to school by his great-aunt, Mrs. T. Robertson. My first remembrance of him on the stage was when he played the young King Charles in ' Faint Heart never won Fair Lady,' on the occasion of his aunt's benefit at Boston. He was then home for his holidays. Young as he was, he showed his ready wit and aptitude for the stage ; for being unable to open a door where his exit should have been made, he turned to Ruy Gomez, and said with the utmost coolness, ' The door is locked ; follow me to the corridor !' and, amid the applause and laughter of the audience, strolled off on the opposite side. He was then between eleven and twelve years of age. " He also played Franc^ois in ' Richelieu ' with . Macready. This was at Stamford, on the occasion of one of the celebrated tragedian's visits to my father's circuit. He was then about fourteen, and in the act where Richelieu says, ' Never say fail again !' he quite upset the great actor's equilibrium. ^lac- ready's business was to recall Franc^ois just as he was quitting the stage ; but not knowing this, Tom remained on the same spot. On seeing this, Macready, who was always irritable at rehearsal, turned angrily THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT 31 upon him, and said, 'Well, sir, what are you doing here ?' Tom looked rather foolish, but instantly replied, ' Waiting for you to speak.' ' I told you to go,' shouted ^lacready. ' Turn and leave the stage at once, sir ! If / do not recall you in time it will be my fault !' Macready rehearsed this exit of Tom's several times, each time, in order to catch him off his guard or to see that he understood him, doing it differently. At one moment he would recall him, at others he would let him get quite off the stage ; and the result was that at night Tom, bewildered and annoyed at these tediously repeated rehearsals, left the stage so rapidly on being told to ' go,' that before Macready could recall him he was down the stairs and in his dressing-room, and the iamoiis words, ' Xever say fail again !' had to be spoken to empty space. Macready was very angry with Tom, and after the act sent for him to his dressing-room, but FrauQois refused to be lectured by Richelieu, and declined to go. . But these were "holiday tasks," and it is to Robertson's school-days that we must now refer. He was about seven years of age when he was sent to the Spalding Academy, of which Mr. Henry Young was the head-master,, and during the four or tive years that he remained there he was exceedingly popular, both with the masters and his schoolfellows. 32 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON Often some quaint and aprojws quotation from a part that he had played in his childhood would " set the schoolroom in a roar." It was, indeed, owinof to his early connection with the stage that the boys of the Spalding Academy accustomed themselves to give amateur performances in the old Spalding theatre. " He was," writes one of his old schoolfellows, " one of the wits of the school, and if he were at the blackboard (' slates ' they were then called) of one division, and another boy named Adderley Howard at the other, the school, to the consternation of the ffood old dominie, was sure to be convulsed with laughter. We used to have public ' speakings ' in the old theatre in Broad Street, and at these Robertson was, of course, a star. I recollect that at one of them. he represented a tailor in a farce, while I was cast for the part of the Prince of Wales in a scene from ' Richard III.' A worthy gentleman (I think he was a Wesleyan minister) asked Robertson, after the per- formance was over, if he would not rather have been ' the little boy who sat in the great chair ?' This was, by the way, the Worshipful Master's chair from the Freemasons' Lodge. * No,' promptly responded Robertson ; ' I'd rather be a real tailor than such a tailor of a prince as that.' A little later on we had an usher of poor abilities, who was very unpopular in the school. On November 5 Robertson managed, while THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT 33 Mr, Young- vvas out of the room, to light a cracker under this gentleman's chair, the consequence being that the unfortunate and timid teacher was nearly driven out of his wits. Terrible things were threat- ened, but Ro bertson's popul arity was so great that, although every boy in the school knew who had done the deed, no one would betray him," " I saw him," says the writer of this letter, "a very short time prior to his death, when he was passing through Spalding, and called upon me. We had a long chat together ; but he seemed depressed in spirits, and in his appearance was so altered that at first I did not recognise him." From the Spalding Academ}^ Robertson was sent to a s chool at Whittles ea, jind there he remained until business in the Lincoln circuit became so bad that economy compelled, rather than suggested, his return to the stage. He was then about fifteen years of age ; and as other little Robertsons had in the meantime grown up to play mere children's parts (it used to be said in those days that the much-tried William Robertson and the good Margherita Elisabetta, nee Marin us, his wife, always had a juvenile stock company available for any emergency ready to hand), Robertson and his elder sister, whose reminiscences have already been of service to us, figured in the play-bills under the 3 34 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON imposing names of " Mr. Williams " and " ]Miss Frances." Of this period Miss Fanny Robertson writes : " At Malton, Burlington Quay, Darlington, Stockton,* and the other towns that I have mentioned, my brother played every description of part. At Malton lived the father of Charles Dickens, with his son Alfred, and they came constantly to the theatre. From Alfred Dickens my brother received much praise for his performance of John Peerybingle in a stage version of ' The Cricket on the Hearth,' and he came several times to see the piece, which was chiefly played by the members of our family. My brother was especially clever in eccentric comedy, and in what are technically known on the English stage as ' French ' parts. The well- known ^lonsieur Jacques was a very favourite part of his. He was also very popular as Dr. Pangloss, Jeremy Diddler, Young Marlow, Charles Surface, and a host of other parts too numerous to mention. Be- tween the pieces he and I, as Charity Boy and Girl, used to sing a comic duet, called ' One Day while Working at the Plough,' hnishing with a dance. I remember on one occasion, at Burlington Quay, during the race- week, my brother wrote a song in which it was advertised he would tell the winner of the next * Efforts had evidently been made to extend the moribund Lincoln circuit. THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT 35 day's race. I need scarcely say that this was ' The Horse that came in First' " At this time Robertson wrote a great number of the then po pular l ow comedian's entr'acte songs, and even in this poor form of dramatic art (we have in this connection already quoted his grandfather) he attempted reforms. " Tom," says Miss Fanny Robertson, " was always clever with his pen, and as soon as he could write, he was at work at plays for us to act as children. Later on he wrote for the company. As soon as the book was published (he was then seventeen years of age) he dramatized Charles Dickens's story, ' The Battle of Life,' and two years later he produced a stage version of ' The Haunted Man.' I remember our waiting very anxiously to get the earliest possible copies of these Christmas books, and how we at once went with them to the theatre, I acting as amanuensis, and he walking about with the story in his hand and dictating to me. When the manuscript was finished it was taken home to be altered or approved by our father. Both plays were produced at Boston." For a considerable time Robertson continued to write, act, manage, prompt, paint, and perform every conceivable duty, in the theatres on the Lincoln / circuit, and it can be gathered that, as far as he was concerned, his famous remark of being nursed on 36 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON " rose-pink and cradled in properties " had abu ndant foundation. But from a business point of view things were going from bad to worse ; and restless and ambitious, and wishing to see something of the world, he determined to make a new departure on his own account. During all these hard-working days he had not for one moment relaxe d his studies. From his father he received abundant assistance, and he had especially perfected himself in the French language, which from that time forth he spoke as if to the manner born. His desire to read and write and add to his education was insatiable, and it was this that induced him, in 1848, to apply for the position of English-speaking usher in a school at Utrecht, in Holland. His application was successful, but his experiences were bitterly disappointing. Arriving, after great difficulties, at Utrecht, he found himself in a small academy of limited means and a still more limited number of pupils, who immediately took as strong a liking for him as they had hatred for a red-haired native-born usher, who was a harsh, cruel, and in every respect objectionable man. The consequence of this was that relations between the two masters became hopelessly uncomfortable, and, added to this, the salary was paltry and the food bad, being served up in a way which Robertson subse- quentl}^ described as " sowing the first seeds of THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT 37 biliousness " in his delicate constitution. Meat, vegetables, and pudding were piled on one plate, with a hunch of horrible-looking black bread on the top, " gazing down with a scowl and an ' eat-me-if- you-dare ' look on its sable surface." Thoroughly sickened of this wretched existence, he pined for home ; but his slender means had been absorbed in his outfit and outward journey, and without money or friends he could not reach it. In his perplexity he called on the British Consul, and through his kindly aid was enabled, after a very brief absence, to rejoin his family at his own birthplace — Newark. In later years Robertson would keep his children amused for hours with stories of his treatment of the boys when he w^as a schoolmaster, and of how he used to encourage them to plague the "native " usher, who subsequently had the unenviable honour of figuring as the cleverly drawn but unamiable character of Krux in the comedy called "School." This attempt at a new life having failed, Robertson resignedly settled down to his old work, and played everything, from Hamlet down to the low comedy parts in such farces as " Did you ever send your wife to Camberwell ?" but most particularly distinguishing himself in broken English and French parts. Hard and conscientious work, however, could do nothing for the numbered days of the Lincoln circuit. 38 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON Every season became worse. Lincoln, Boston, Grant- ham, Peterborough, Newark, Spalding, Wisbech, and the other at-one-time faithful towns, no longer supported the time-honoured and industrious little company. Railways had sprung up and destroyed the comparative isolation of the small from the larger towns, and local interests became absorbed in the now accessible wonders to be seen in the great world outside the little circle to which they had been accustomed. The end soon came, and the pecuniary oblio-ations which had been contracted in the fond hope of a turn in the tide of affairs led to such embarrassments that AVilliam Robertson was com- pelled to disband his company, and the familiar and historical J^incoln circuit became a thing of the past. It was a sad breaking-up. The anxieties and troubles were not so hard to bear as the severance of family ties — for the Robertsons had been a noble example of self-sacrifice to each other's interests ; but it had to be, and, amongst the rest, " Tom" was for the hrst time in his life face to fiice with the world. It is pleasant to note that William Robertson, who, in s])ite of his anxious and troubled early life, achieved a ripe old age, lived to see his eldest son the most cultured and prosperous dramatist of his day, and his youngest daughter one of the most THE LINCOLN CIRCUIT 39 / brilliant actresses that have graced the English stage. ' The second James Robertson died in 1828, and was buried in the same grave as his partner M , with whom he once fought ! The record of this is to be found at St. Mary's Church, '• opposite Barrow's Yard," Nottingham. Mrs. Thomas Robertson, from whose diary quotations have been freely taken, died December 19, 1855, aged eighty-seven. WiUiam Robertson died in 1872 ; in four years his devoted wife followed him ; and they lie together in Highgate Cemetery. Left to his own resources, " Tom " Robertson — then about twenty years of age — naturally sought the great world of London, and, to use his own j words, " ceased to live and began to exist." CHAPTER II. EARLY DAYS STRUGGLES. It is painful to write of Robertson's early days in London. A1)le and anxious to work with his pen, he was wholly unable to meet with encouragement or remunerative employment, and, in order " to keep body and soul together," the poor fellow w^as com- pelled to hover about the theatres in order to secure such paltry acting engagements as chance placed in his way. These sometimes took him into the coun- try, sometimes kept him in London ; but they were always of the briefest duration, and were generally luider the manaoement of a gentleman w^ho " had been occasionally known to pay half- salaries, but full ones never." That Robertson was anything but a bad actor will soon be shown ; but he was at this time little more than a boy, and the wonder is that lie obtained a sufficient number of these precarious engagements to enable him to live. liut never for one moment losing dignity or self- EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 41 possession, he contrived to rub on ; and that, even in those sad struggling days, his heart was in his pen is proved by the fact that in his leisure hours he contrived to write an original two-act comic drama, entitled " A_Night's Adventure; or, Highways and i^5"l Byeways." This was in due course submitted to Mr. William Farren, the then manager of the Olympic Theatre, and, to the unbounded delight of Robertson, accepted. It is easy to picture the joy of the eager and persevering young dramatist. An original play from his pen was about to be produced (by a first- class company) at a West-End theatre ! Fame and Fortune henceforth lay at his feet. One can fancy the enthusiastic messages that were despatched to his hard-working and anxious father, and his old friends of the Lincoln circuit, and how they would congratu- late " Tom " on the successful result of his hard work, and (for you always have to add the saving clause) his " slice of luck," Poor Tom ! It was a slice so unsatisfactory that it served neither to whet nor stay the appetite. "A Night's Adventure" was produced at the Olympic on August 25, 1851 ; and in the cast were Mr. H. Farren, Mr. Diddear, Mr. Gr. Cooke, Mr. Kinloch, Mr. Norton, Mr. Clifton, Mr. Shelders, Mrs. Adams, and Miss Louisa Howard. It was pre- ceded by " Hearts are Trumps," with Mr. William 42 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. IF. ROBERTSON Farren, Mr. Compton, and Mrs. Stirling in the lead- ing characters ; and the evening's performance termi- nated with the representation of Robert Soutar's farce entitled " The Fast Coach." [ As "A Night's Adventure" was the first play of importance produced under the name of T. AY. Robertson, a brief account of its plot and purpose mav be excused. The story turned on one of those supposititious intrigues carried on (on the stage) for the restoration of the Pretender, Charles Edward Stuart, in the reio-n of Geora^e II. Claude Du Val, " the ladies' highwayman," in the exercise of his vocation stops on a lonely road the carriage of Lord Chief Justice Pleadon, and in the politest manner possible robs his lordship and his daughter Clorinda — taking from them not only rings, watches, money, and other " portable properties, " but a box of important Government documents. By some means the adven- turous Claude obtains possession of a letter of introduction (with which the Comte de Chambord, a secret agent of the Pretender, had been entrusted) to a certain Justice Jolterhead, who plays a double game of politics by being openly a magistrate in the commission of the peace under the Hanoverian King, and secretly a partisan of the Stuart dynasty. By means of this letter the highwayman introduces EARLY DAYS—STRUGGLES 43 himself and two of his gang- as the Comte de Chambord and his servants into the house of the muddle-pated double-faced justice, where he meets with two genuine agents of the Pretender — the one a Scotch major, and the other an Irish captain — who entrust to the pseudo-Count a large sum of money for the support of the cause, and a valuable miniature of Charles Edward set in emeralds. The justice himself places £1,000 in the " Count's " hands as the bribe for an earldom which he hopes to get when the Jacobite King comes into "his own''; and Dolly, the cherry-cheeked and comely daughter of the justice, falling desperately in love with the supposed gallant foreigner, unhesitatingly agrees to run away with him, and give him her hand, heart, and fortune. In the midst of the highwayman's successes the Lord Chief Justice and his daughter arrive at Justice Jolterhead's. It is the morning after the robber}^ but, notwithstanding the manifest suspicions of his victims, Claude determines to brazen things out, and does so with such convincing assurance that Clorinda entrusts him with the care of a valuable diamond necklace intended for a friend in Paris. Meanwhile a large party of the Stuart adherents arrive, and one among them, who is personal 1}^ acquainted with the real Comte de Chambord, denounces Claude as an impostor. The Chief Justice is also recognised, and 44 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON the Jacobites are about to secure their own safety by running- both through the body, when Claude blows his whistle, his armed followers rush in, and the scale is turned in favour of the Hanoverians. Between the two parties a compromise is now effected. As a reward for the service just rendered him, the Chief Justice willingly pardons Claude. On laying down their arms the conspirators are permitted to escape ; Dolly has her jewels and settlements restored to her ; and Claude, keeping for himself the £1,000, the miniature of the Pretender, and the papers of the Comte de Chambord, returns to the Chief Justice and his daughter the things of which he robbed them. When " A Night's Adventure " w^as produced at the Olympic, the counter-attractions at the other leading London theatres were : Italian opera at Her Majesty's and Covent Garden ; an American and French equestrian troupe at the historic Drury Lane ; " Good for Nothing," " Queen of a Day," and other light pieces at the Haymarket, then under the management of Benjamin Webster ; " The Gamester " and the inevitable supplementary farce at the Princess's. At the Lyceum ^ladame Vestris offered her patrons a bill of fare that included " Court Beauties," " King Charming," and " Box and Cox." At the St. James's the clever Bateman children were EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 45 to be seen in " Richard III." and " The Young Couple "; Phelps in '' Hamlet " was the attraction at Sadler's Wells; ''Punch's Playhouse" (now the Strand) offered, under the direction of Mr. W. R. Copeland, a varied programme which wound up with a burlesque on the well-worn theme of " Lady Godiva"; and at the Adelphi the ol9tli night of " The Green Bushes " was proudly announced, from which it will be seen that " lono- runs " were not unknown in 1851. " A Night's Adventure " was advertised as " a great success " by the management ; but it was condemned by the critics, and had a brief and ing'lorious run. Poor Robertson's disappointment cut him to the heart, and when Farren, chagrined by the loss and vexation consequent upon failure, angrily declared that it was " a d d bad play," he unwisely sealed his fate at the Olympic by hotly retorting (Robertson was ever ready with a retort) that it was "not so bad as the actins;." So far from being a bad i)lay, " A Night's Adventure " was, according to the taste of the times in which it was produced, an exceedingly good one — full of action and picturesque situation, but, like many other well-conceived and well-written plays, it lacked what Robertson's gifted sister, Mrs. Kendal, i 46 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T W. ROBERTSON lias not very long ago summed up as " the indefinable sometJiing " — and failed to attract audiences. What this meant to Robertson, and how he suffered under the disaster, no tongue can tell. He was but twenty-two years of age, and after two years of friendless struo-o-le in London he had managed by dint of incessant hard work and indomitable per- severance to float in the longed-for harbour of the unacted dramatist. A play of his had been accepted at a recognised West-End theatre. Fancy, if it had succeeded, what this would have meant for him ! For his quickly conceived and rapidly written plays there would have been a ready market, and in a modest w^av reputation and a regular income would have been his ; but " A Night's Adventure " was damned, and with the terrible hall-mark of " failure " stamped boldly upon him, its luckless author had to fall back into the unknown crowd and, smarting under defeat, to earn his living as best he might among those who do duty in the rank and file of stageland. That " A Night's Adventure," its failure notwith- standing, M'as a play of considerable merit is proved by the fact that it was (albeit the work of an un- known dramatist) accepted and ]3roduced by the astute William Farren ; but it was condemned by the press and public, and, as a matter of consequence, did its struggling author fiir more harm than good. EARL Y DA YSSTRUGGLES 47 He had once more to resort to his acting, and having been lucky enough to obtain an engagement under the management of Mr. Phelps at Sadler's Wells, he appeared as Gleomenes in " Winter's Tale," Ross in " Macbeth," Osric in " Hamlet," De Bering- hen in '' Richelieu," Gaspard in " The Lady of Lyons," Lord Glossmore in '* Money," and other characters of a kindred type. At a summer season at this theatre, under the temporary management of Mr. Davenport, he made a notable hit as Captain Crosstree in Douglas Jerrold's well-known play, the Black-eyed Susan of the cast being Miss Fanny Vining. It was just at this time that Henry Irving, then a mere boy, had at Sadler's Wells his first taste of the theatre. Phelps played Hamlet, and Irving — destined to be the finest Hamlet of the day — has often told the friends of his later life of the })rofound impression that the phi}' and the acting made upon his mind. There is hardly any doubt that the Osric of that memorable evening was Robertson. A little later on he became a member of the com- pany at the Theatre Royal, Richmond, tlien under the management of Messr^■. S. and M. Dias, and here he played all sorts of parts in the popular dramas and farces of those days, repeating, among other things, his successful impersonation of Captain Crosstree. It 48 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON is curious to note that this time the Susan was an actress bearing the unusual name of Feist — the maiden name of Robertson's second wife. It was during this epoch that Robertson first became acquainted with H. J. Byron, and the close friendship commenced which lasted in a brotherly fashion all their lives. They acted together in provincial stock companies, and many were tlie schemes that they formed for giving their talents free play, and escaping the irksome drudgery of their existences. Once, during a long period wdien no engagements of any sort were to be obtained, they w^ere in London together, and decided that the time to assert them- selves had arrived. In the country they had carefulty w^ritten an " entertainment," Avhich had in due course been produced, and although their acting in it had so far done little towards making their fortunes, they had sufficient fliith in its drawing powers and in themselves to resolve to try its effect on London audiences. Accordingly, a room in the Gallery of Illustration was engaged, and no effort was spared to make the venture a success. The entertainment was so ingeniously constructed that, while Byron was facing the auditorium in its first part, Robertson acted as money-taker ; and when Robertson made his appearance on the miniature stage, and prior to their EARLY DA YS— STRUGGLES 49 appearance in a duologue, which was the last item on the programme, Byron took his turn in the pay-box, a proceeding which he subsequently declared to have been " wholly unnecessary." It was not without the assistance of a kind friend, who paid the first week's rent in advance, and helped with the printing, advertisements, and other inevitable preliminary expenses, that the enterprise was floated, and when the fateful opening night arrived the poor " entertainers " had not a farthing between them. Robertson was sanguine, and hoped that the experi- ment might result in a permanent success, but Byron was less hopeful, and listened to his friend's predic- tions with a sickly smile and a sinking heart. The performance was advertised to commence at eight, but the clock stood at a good ten minutes past that hour before anvone troubled the anxious Robert- son in his little box-office. At last a gentleman tendered a sovereign, and asked if " there were any front seats left." " Oh yes," replied Robertson pleasantly, "both right and left. I will bring you your change " (poor fellow ! he had none of his own) "in a minute, sir." The gentleman entered the empty room. Robertson rushed out to get change, returned eighteen shillings to his patron, and ex- pended fourpence out of the remaining two shillings on stout for the dejected Byron, who, in an agony of 4 50 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T W. ROBERTSON nervousness, was peeping through the curtain. In his own hands Robertson bore to his partner the pewter containing the invigorating draught. *' Have the critics arrived ?" asked Byron in an anxious voice. " No," replied Robertson ; " but, then, they are always late." " Are they ?" asked Byron dubiously. '"' Of course they are," was the answer. " Come, you had better commence and get it over." " Tom," said Byron, with the spirit of prophecy upon him, " I think this is going to be a failure." To this Robertson deigned no reply, and returned to his pay-box. The pianist (of course there was a pianist) rattled through an overture; the curtain rose; and Byron, attired in the evening-dress that Robertson was to wear later on, commenced '' the entertainment." The tirst part of the programme was entitled " The Origin of Man " ; and looking fixedly at the solitary occupant of " the house," the unfortunate entertainer commenced as follows ; " In the beginning there was only one man " "Yes," interrupted "the house"; "and I'm the d d fool ;" and hurrying out to Robertson, this inconsiderate gentleman demanded his money back, and said he had come to see "The Chinese." EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 51 Depressed, but not disconcerted, Robertson assured the malcontent that Byron was a Chinaman; but the money had to be returned. Here a little difficulty occurred. " The house" had received its change for its sovereign ; fourpence out of its two shillings had been expended on Byron's stout; and this the " pay- box " was in no position to refund. Robertson, however, dejected though he must have been, was equal to the emergency ; and returning one shilling and eightpence, said calmly that " on such occasions they only charged fourpence." It appears that, in another room in the Gallery of Illustration, some ingenious Chinese jugglers were giving a performance, and that a stray lamb had wandered into the wrong fold. It is easy to smile at all this now, but the experience at the time must have been truly painful to the two clever but im- pecunious men, who throughout their lives remained stanch friends. Byron was the first to make a substantial success, and, as will presently be seen, he was more than ready to give his old comrade and partner a sorely needed helping hand. And so it came about that the friends, who together had gone through bitter disappointment and privation, lived to see each other popular and prosperous. Up to the year 1854 there is no further record of 52 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON the production of an original play from Robertson's pen, although he was continually writing and trans- lating ; and the following receipt tells its own sad little tale : " City Theatre. " I hereby assign all rights of my drama, entitled * Castles in the Air,' to Messrs. Johnson and Nelson Lee, making it their sole property for town or country, on consideration of receiving the sum of £3. " Signed, Thomas W. Robektson." "March 29, 1854." The City Theatre, it should be noted, was then a prosperous little house in Bishopsgate ; the managers were well-respected and clever men ; and no doubt poor Robertson was very grateful to them when he received his three pounds for his three-act play. " Castles in the Air " was produced on April 29, 1854, and was quickly forgotten. That its author set some store by it is proved by the fact that, in more prosperous times, he repurchased the play, the receipt being found with the manuscript after his death. Among the adaptations made by Robertson during his years of toil and struggle were " Noemie," a drama in two acts, from the French of MM. Dennery and Clement : " The Star of the North," which was EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 53 of course a version of " L'Etoile du ITord " ; " Birds of Prey; or, A Duel in the Dark"; " Peace at any Price " ; " The Half-Caste " ; " Jocrisse the Juggler "; " The Ladies' Battle," from the French of MM. Scribe and Legouve — an admirably written adaptation, which still holds the stage ; the popular one-act farce, "The Clockmaker's Hat"; ''The Duke's Daughter ; or, The Hunchback of Paris," which was one of the many versions of the famous " Le Bossu" — best known on the English stage as " The Duke's Motto"; ''Faust and Marguerite," told in three well- arranged and vigorously written acts ; " My Wife's Diary," a farce from the French of MM. Dennery and Clairville ; " Ruy Bias," written in scholarly blank verse ; " The Sea of Ice ; or, The Prayer of the Wrecked," and " The Gold -seeker of Mexico " (fancy the monosyllabic author of " Society," "Ours," and " Caste " being compelled to give this chajDter of titles to a play !), from the French of MM. Dennery and Dugue; "The Chevalier de St. George"; "A Glass of Water," from Scribe's admirable " Verre d'Eau "; and many others. Most of these plays were disposed of to Thomas Hailes Lacy, the well-known theatrical bookseller and publisher, and are now on the list of his successor, Mr. Samuel French. It was during the year 1854 that Robertson became 54 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON '^ycAf^iK prompter at the Olympic — then under the manage- ment of Charles Mathews and Madame Vestris — at a salary of £3 a week ; and it is easy to conjure up the picture of the eager, ambitious, and constantly disappointed young dramatist as, prompt-book in hand, his eyes fell upon the stage that had witnessed the production of his ill-fated "A Night's Adventure "; but though the engagement was not a lucrative one, it no doubt did good service. In speaking of his connection with the Olympic, Charles Mathews in his autobiography wrote : " The lighter phase of comedy, representing the more natural and less laboured school of modern life, and holding the mirror up to nature without regard to the conventionalities of the theatre, Avas the aim I haHT in view. The Olympic Avas then the only house where this could be achieved, and to the Olympic I at once attached myself. There was introduced for the first time in England that reform in all theatrical matters which has since been adopted in every theatre in the kingdom. Drawing-rooms were fitted up like draw- ing-rooms, and furnished with care and taste. Two chairs no longer indicated that two persons were to be seated, the two chairs being removed indicating that the two persons were not to be seated. A claret- coloured coat, salmon-coloured trousers with a broad black stripe, a sky-blue neckcloth with a large paste EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 5 5 brooch, and a cut-steel eyeglass with a pink ribbon, no longer marked the light comedy gentleman, and the public at once recognised and appreciated the change." That t hese refo rms_wei:e_not lost upon the observant " prompter " is a matter of certainty ; and we all know that when, after years of hard w^ork and weary waiting, his own turn came, he produced plays with an attention to artistic detail undreamt of even by Charles Mathews in halcyon Olympic days. ^' With characteristic foresight Mathews always believed in the future of Robertson, and was one of the few then in powder who extended to him (in the charming Bohemian manner of equality for which he was famous with the younger members of his pro- fession in whom he recognised talent) the hand of good-fellowship ; and no one was more delighted than he when, after his hard and well-fought fight, the quondam 23rompter won his victory and was hailed as the most brilliant dramatist of his day. Before he went to India Mathews wrote as follows : "Grreenock, December 3, 1869. " My dear Robertson, " On Tuesday morning, January 3, I expect the pleasure of a few friends on the stage of Covent Garden to say good-bye if so inclined, or if not, to 56 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T W. ROBERTSON wish it, and shake hands. May I hope to see you among my ' distinguished visitors ' ? " Yours faithfully, " Chaeles Mathews." After the termination of his engagement at the Olympic, Robertson encountered nothing but dis- appointment and vicissitude. One-act farces, then in vogue, were the safest and apparently the easiest of stepping-stones to the stage, and these, one after the other, he wrote and wrote, but to no purpose. One of them, entitled " Photographs and Ices," is in its way exceedingly good, the character of a Cockney shoe-black boy being especially well drawn. This young gentleman has a proclivity for reciting doggerel parodies of Shakespeare shaped to advertise his vocation — for example : " All the world's a shoe, And all the men and women merely leather ; And each man in his time wears many sorts, Their shapes being seven sizes. First the Infant's, mooing and kicking in a worsted sock ; And then the waddling School-boy with his blucher Shining, tightly laced, studded with nails (Not studying in school) ; And then the Lover in tight French things varnished, With woful bunion, made by his too tight high-lows. And the Policeman, broad at the toes, Contract made — strong and hard — Heavy on pavement — crushing in sand or gravel EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 57 Seeking the cooks in situations, ever with open mouth. And then the Justice, in good round Wellington with hair- socks lined — soles flat and square. Of an old-fashioned cut — full of soft corns That make him wince a bit : his toe his tend'rest part. And next he sinks into the very slippered spoon With fleecy worsted hose. Boots thrown aside — His youthful shoes, thrice soled, sizes too small For his swollen feet, and his big manly tread Turning again to childish toddle trips and tumbles on the ground. Last sort of all is second childish — wear Nothing but stockings on. Sans calf, sans kid, sans bufi", Sans any description of boot or shoe, Town or Northampton made." Later on there is a line that is decidedly Robert- sonian. The precocious boot-black has maintained that he is ''an artist," and on this being pooh-poohed, he falls to work on a pair of boots, saying : "Ain't I, though ? You see me put a polish on ! Make'm look like a lookino;-o-lass srone into mourninc; for the loss of the quicksilver." All the characters in the little piece are well drawn, and it affords excellent acting opportunities; but no manager would entertain its production, and a similar fate befell a charming one-act comedy entitled "Over the Way," and farces called " My Wife's Diary" and "A Row in the House,"* which, together with many * It is interesting to record that some thirty years later " A Row in the House " was very successfully produced by his son at 58 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON others, he sold to Lacy when his worldly affairs were in extremis. Weary at heart, and sickened with constant dis- appointment, both he and H. J. Byron, who were then "keeping body and soul together" by writing for two or three small newspapers, and obtaining such poor theatrical engagements as fell in their way, determined to enlist, and for that purpose presented themselves at the Horse Guards. For a reason un- explained at the time — but which was no doubt the organic disease of the heart that subsequently hastened his end — Robertson failed to pass the medical examiner ; and, stoutly declining to accept the shilling without his friend for a comrade, Byron abandoned his intention, and the two went back to fight their weary war against editors and theatrical managers. The rebuffs he was in the daily habit of receiving at this period, and the manner in which he chafed under them, were, in more prosperous times, describednDy Robertson in a satirical speech put into the mouth of Rudolph Harfthal, a character in his comedy entitled " Dreams." Harfthal, who is a gifted young com- poser, thus speaks of the trials and troubles ex- Toole's Theatre — then under his temporary management. In the cast were Mr. Albert Chevalier, Mr. J. H. Darnley, and Robert- son's daughter — Miss Maud Eobertson. EARLY DAYS— STRUGGLES 59 perienced by the novice anxious to obtain a hearing in London: " In England," he says bitterly, " yester- day is always considered so much better than to-day; last week is superior to this ; and this week so superior to the week after next ; thirty j^ears ago is much more brilliant an era than the present ; the moon that shone over the earth in the last century so much brighter and more grand than the paltry planet that lit up the night last past! I shall explain myself better if I give my own personal reasons for making a crusade against age. In this country I find age so respected, so run after, so courted, so worshipped, that it becomes intolerable. I compose music; I wish to sell it. I go to a purchaser, and tell him so; he looks at me, and says, ' You look so young,' in the same tone that he would say, ' You look like an impostor or a pickpocket.' I apologize as humbly as I can for not having been born fifty years earlier; and the publisher, struck by my contrition, thinks to himself, ' Poor young man ! after all, he cannot help being so young;' and, addressing me as if I were a baby, says, ' My dear sir, very likely your composi- tions may have merit — I do not dispute it — but, you see, Mr. So-and-so, aged sixty, and Mr. Such-an-one, aged seventy, and Mr. T'other, aged eighty, and Mr. Somebody-else, aged ninety, write for us ; and the public are accustomed to their productions; and we 6o THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON make it a rule never to give the world anything written by a man under fifty-five years old. Go away now; keep to your work for the next thirty years: during that time exert yourself to grow older — you will succeed if you try hard — turn gray, be bald; it's not a bad substitute — lose your teeth, your health, your vigour, your fire, your freshness, your genius — in one short word, your terrible, abominable youth; and some day or other, if you don't die in the interim, you may get the chance of being a great man !" The attempt to become a soldier having failed, he was compelled to return to the old life of drudgery, selling his plays and adaptations to Lacy (always regarded by him as a good friend), and acting in minor theatres. Of this period of his uphill career he preserved no record; and though in the days of his brilliant successes he would sometimes laugh as he recalled some comical incident connected with it, he would more often sigh when he briefly spoke of what he called his ''starring, not to say starving, eno^asfements." In later years an old friend of his — Mr. Edward Draper — came across a partly printed document which ran somewhat as follows : " Whereby the signatory, T. W. Robertson, agrees to pay an agency fee to George Fisher of one half- week's salary, within EARLY DAYS— STRUGGLES 6i four weeks, on an engagement with Mr. A. W. Young to play at the Theatre Royal, Woolwich, at a salary of one guinea per week." Before handing this docu- ment over to the mercies of the autograph -collector, Mr. Draper submitted it to Robertson, who said : " Pray do as you like witli it. I had so many ensfao-ements at a guinea a week — or less — and was SO glad to get them, that I cannot mind anyone having records of them now." With the year 18o5 there seemed to come the promise of better things. At this time Robertson's father, in partnership with Mr. W. J. Wallack, was managing the Marylebone Theatre (a house which more than once threatened to become a north-western rival to Sadler's Wells in the north-east), and our struggling actor-author was engaged to play the parts technically embodied under the term of "juvenile lead." The latter-day histor}^ of the luckless Marylebone Theatre has been such a sorry one that it mioiit be stated here that its aims under the Wallack- Robertson regime were of the highest, and in proof of this contention we may quote the Sunday Times when it said : " On a former occasion we stated that the residents of the neighbourhood of the Marylebone Road ought to consider themselves fortunate iii the proximity of a dramatic establishment conducted with so much taste and propriety. We repeat the 62 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON statement, because, although the merits of Mr. Wallack as an actor, as a manager, and as a hberal encourager of the high-class drama have been expatiated upon with unqualified praise by the whole of the London press, we fear that the house is not sufficiently appreciated in the region where a proper estimate of its merits would be productive of the most solid benefit. . . . That we may do our utmost to remove a foolish and unjust prejudice that exists nowhere but in Marylebone itself, we assert without reserve that there is not a more respectably managed theatre in London than the Marylebone Theatre under the present management, that at few theatres in London can pieces comprising a greater number of characters be more adequately represented, and that the in- habitants of St. John's Wood, w^ho travel elsewhere for an evening's amusement, may possibly ' go further, and fare worse.' " By the way, it was on these boards, and under this management, that Madge Robertson (our Mrs. Kendal of to-day) acted her first part, and the incident has been thus recorded by that indefatigable stage historian, Mr. William Archer : " Little Madge was only four years old when she made her first appearance on the stage. One evening ' The Stranger ' was put in the bills, and the manager's little daughter was dressed in her Sunday frock to EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 63 run on the stao^e and soften the heart of Kotzebue's g;looiny nobleman. Like many an older debutante^ she was far more concerned about the adornments of her person than about the artistic merits of her performance ; and catching sight of her nurse in the front row of the pit (in those days stalls were unknown, at least in Marylebone), she astonished the actors and enraptured the audience by calling out : ' Oh, nursey, look at my new shoes !' Mrs. Kendal may thus be said to have begun life characteristically by introducing an irresistible touch of nature among the overstrung and conventional emotions of the quasi-legitimate drama. Of this event she naturally has no recollection ; but the play-bill of the per- formance was given to her some years ago by the late Mr. E. F. Edgar, who was at the time a member of the company. It was not until February 26, 1855, that, at the same theatre, she played the Blind Child in ' The Seven Poor Travellers,' which is usually stated to have been her first part."* It was at this time that poor Craven Robertson, who subsequently became an excellent actor, doing admirable service in his brother's successful comedies, * During liis Marylebone engagement Robertson appeared in a stage version (probably from his own pen) of Charles Dickens's " Hard Times." Concerning this the crinc of the Sunday Times said: " The Tom Gradgrind of Mr. Robertson junior was a very capital piece of acting." 64 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON and whose premature death was a source of sorrow to all who knew him, made his first appearance on the stasre. At the conclusion of the Marylebone season Robertson joined a company which, witli the object of giving a series of English plays in Paris, was recruited by a M. Ruin de Fee. It included Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Wallack, Miss Cleveland (Mrs. Arthur Stirling), Mr. and Mrs. William Robertson, Mr. Charles Sennett, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Marston, Mr. George Honey, Mr. George Bennett, Hoskins (of Sadler's Wells, who officiated as stage-manager), the brothers Marshall, Miss Polly Marshall, Mr. George Cooke, Miss Rosina Wright, and Mr. Edward Righton. There was also an efficient English corps de ballet with the well-known sisters Miss Lizzie and Miss Nellie Purvis, specially engaged for the then popular '* Pas de Fascination." Robertson's position was that of general acting manager and interpreter. The venture was in every form, shape and way an ill-judged and a disastrous one, the deluded company playing for only three weeks, and receiving for their services one week's salary. Speak- ing of it in later years, Miss Lizzie Purvis (Mrs. Edward Fletcher) said : '^ I had sent home twenty francs out of our first week's moneys, but as there was no * treasury ' after the first week, we found ourselves stranded in a strange land without means. A meet- EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 65 ing of the company was held in the green-room, and at all hazards it was resolved to send the corps de ballet home to London. It was Mr. Robertson who collected the money, and under the care of Mr. George Cooke we arrived there safely." By this time Robertson, being the only member of the company who could really speak Frencli, liad not only been elected stage-manager, but had to grapple with all the difficulties and troubles of a foolish under- taking for which he was not in any way responsible. The demands made upon him by his anxious com- rades may be easily imagined, and he always declared that these melanchol}^ Parisian experiences nearly " worried him to death." Mr. Edward Righton, who was then a careless lad of twelve, was probably the least apprehensive mem- ber of the company, and he only remembers the en- sfao-ement inasmuch as it enabled him to make his first pun. When M. Ruin de Fee declared his inability to pay Miss Purvis and the other ladies of the ballet, Righton suggested that he might appropriately be called M. Ruin de Coryphee! It was in the year 1855 that Robertson, playing for a benefit in the " Dusthole," as the old Queen's Theatre in Tottenham Street was then contemptuously, but not undeservedly, named, met the lady who soon afterwards became his loving and devoted wife. It is 66 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON very curious to note that this happy meeting took place within the walls of the theatre which was destined to become (thanks in no small measure to his genius) the most popular and fashionable jDlace of entertainment of London, and the scene of his briUiant triumphs. Few London theatres have experienced greater chano-es of fortune. Before it became known as the Queen's (and the Dusthole) it had been called the Regency, the Dilettanti, the Tottenham Street and the Fitzroy ; it was destined as the Prince of Wales's to win transient but ever-memorable glory under the manaijement of the Bancrofts ; it made a fortune for their successor, and it is now one of the strongholds of the Salvation Army. It may claim, however, to be the parent of the modernized and greatly im- proved Haymarket and the handsome new Prince of Wales's. In the days of 1855 it was under the management of Mr. C. J. James. In the company, playing the '' walking ladies' " parts was Miss Elizabeth Burton, a beautiful young girl of nineteen. Robertson fell in love with her — she returned his affection ; and while the foundation-stone for years of happy wedded life was well and truly laid, the joys and the anxieties of a troubled and so far disappointed existence were doubled. 63 5C o C s E5 = H -5 O 5 /5 ' T ' r <: c c c « f ., ', '•> i J' ■' ill III mm •lil : < o a H EARLY DA YS— STRUGGLES 67 Miss Burton's father was the son of a stalwart Yorkshire farmer, who, meeting with early reverses, made his way to London, joined the Life Guards, served through the Spanish campaign with Sir John Moore, and subsequently became a member of the body-guard of Louis Philippe when he reascended the throne of France. His history was in many respects a peculiar and romantic one, and Robertson, always on the alert for material, embodied it in a Christmas contribution to one of the many magazines for which he wrote, under the title of " The Soldier's Story." His name was John Mountain Taylor, that of Burton having been assumed by the young lady of the Queen's Theatre for stage purposes. Her entrance to the ranks of the theatrical pro- fession was brought about under somewhat peculiar circumstances. When quite a young girl she at- tended a school in South Molton Street in which a well-known lady of title took a friendly interest. Visiting the school one day, this lady heard Miss Burton (or, more properly speaking, Miss Taylor) recite some passages from Shakespeare, and was so delighted with her grace and intelligence that she invited her to her house in Grosvenor Square to read before a critical audience. Having successfully passed through this ordeal, her ambition was naturally fired, and she determined to try her fortune on the stage. 68 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON Her first public apj^earance was in a small part in a benefit performance given at the Queen's, and so pleased was Mr. James with the manner in which the young actress acquitted herself, that he at once offered her an engagement in his company. It is true that the opening salary (twelve shillings a week for three years) was a small one, but Miss Burton recognised the value of work and experience, and very wisely accepted it. Her reward soon came, for in the course of three weeks she had done so well that the manage- ment voluntarily increased the amount to twenty- one shillings a week. Soon after this, while playing a short engagement at the City of London Theatre, she was so highly spoken of by the critics that Mr. and Mrs. Charles Kean were attracted, and asked her to call upon them, with a view to an engagement at the Princess's. Accompanied by her mother, Miss Burton pre- sented herself before the eminent actor-manager and his accomplished wife, and was at once asked to go through the part of Lady Macbeth. This she did so satisfactorily that an engagement was immediately offered and accepted. The necessary papers had even been drawn out, when, just as she was about to sign, the ambitious and independent young actress noticed that the parts that she would be required to play were not specified. In reply to her question on this EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 69 point, Kean gravely said that she would probably have to commence by merely walking on the stage with other beginners, and that her progress must be left entirely to the discretion of himself and Mrs. Kean. Whereupon she resolutely declared that she would allow neither the one nor the other to select parts for her ; and, declining to put her signature to the document that she felt would tie her hands, and interfere with the bright career that she had mapped out for herself, she serenely bade them good- day. Miss Burton had been some three years at the Queen's Theatre when Robertson met and fell in love with her, and on August 27, 1856 — when he was twenty-seven and she but twenty years of age, and their combined salaries made up a pitiful income — they were at Marylebone Church, and with the full consent of their parents, right happily married. One of the first engagements that the young couple obtained was at the Theatre Royal, Dublin, where she appeared as " leading lady," and he took character-parts, and performed the duties of assistant «tage - manager. This was succeeded by appear- ances at Dundalk and Belfast, and they did not return to England until twelve months had come and gone. Of Robertson as an actor, and of this period of 70 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON his career, Mr. J. F. Warden (whose name has been so long and so honourably associated with the for- tunes of the Theatre Royal, Belfast) has some interest- ing things to say. It was while fulfilling an engagement at North Shields that Mr. Warden first met Robertson. In those days the theatre of that town was under the management of Sam Roxby (the brother of William Beverley, the celebrated scenic artist, and of Robert Roxby, long and favourably known as the stage- manager of the Haymarket and Drury Lane Theatres); and in the company was Frederick Younge, the original D'Alroy of " Caste." For Younge's benefit H. J. Byron, then a very young actor, promised to appear, and Robertson accompanied his friend. Byron undertook to play the well-known part of Jim Baggs in the then popular farce, " The Wandering Minstrel," and in this Mr. Warden, who was the "juvenile singing walking gentleman" of the company, sang an old ballad so much to the satis- faction of his audience that he was rewarded by a hearty encore. Upon this Robertson, who had been applauding fi'antically at the wings, said : " Why, you're quite a Reeves !" To which the (even in those early and troubled days) incorrigible Byron added : " So it Sims r Some time after this Mr. Warden met Robertson EARL Y DA YS—STRUGGLES 7 1 on the old Norwich circuit, and they became stock actors in the same company. In view of the facts that Robertson was wont to speak lightly, and even slightingly, of his own histrionic powers and achieve- ments, and so soon as he was able abandoned the boards and devoted himself to his desk, it is interest- ing to note that his fellow-player — a keen critic, and an undoubted judge of good acting — regarded him as one of the best character actors of his day. Among other things, Mr. Warden recalls that Robertsor played the part of Sir Arthur Lascelles in " All thai Glitters is not Gold" in a cool and natural manner that, judged by the light of later events, was exactly what might have been expected from one who was destined to do so much for the natural school of act- ing, but which in those days was so unorthodox as to be almost startling. So good and so impressive was the performance, that at his final exit in the last act his manager (Charles Gill), who was playing the low-comedy part of Toby Twinkle, quite forgot that he had a line which, if spoken, would have checked the applause that flew out to Robertson, and, in theatrical parlance, " dried up." Again, in the part of Gratiano in " The Merchant of Venice " Robert- son was delightful. In fact, wherever a natural and unstilted manner was required, he was admirable. With the artificial school of acting then in vogue he 72 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON had no patience, and in it he resolutel}M[and probably to his immediate pecuniary disadvantage) declined to take honours. Durino: the Dublin eno:aiJ:ement to which we have referred, the sometime famous Sir William Don, Bart., " starred " at the Theatre Royal, and Robertson and his sweet young wife played with him in comedy, farce, and drama ; Robertson especially distinguish- ing himself as Charles Fenton in " Toodles," Sir Arthur in " All that Glitters is not Gold," Major Murray in " The Jacobite," Frank Brown in " Mrs. White," and other kindred parts. Later on in the season he made a great impression by the excellence of his acting in the character of Rashleigli Osbaldi- stone in a revival of " Rob Roy," and (supporting Mr. and Mrs. Barney Williams) in one of those Anglo-French parts in which he always revelled and had no rivals, in a drama entitled " Ireland as it Was; or, The Agent." But, as we have seen, Robertson not only acted during this engagement, but was assistant stage-manager — an important post in the then bright days of a busy Dublin season, when all sorts and conditions of operatic companies dovetailed their productions between those of the regular stock companies and the occasional stars. At this time nearly all the leading operatic artistes — Mario, Grisi, Piccolomini, and their brilliant contemporaries — EARLY DAYS— STRUGGLES 73 appeared at the Dublin Theatre Royal, and many and various were the differences of opinion concern- ing the mounting of historic productions that oc- curred between Mr. Stage-Manager Granby (an excellent actor of the old school) and his revolu- tionary young ally, who wanted to make all sorts of alterations and innovations in " stage business " that had (and surely, from the Granby point of view, this was enough) stood the test of time. Indeed, there seems little reason to doubt that Robertson's " new-fangled notions," yoked to his characteristic persistency, ultimately cost him his engagement. Robertson then wrote an '' entertainment " (subse- quently most humorously described by him in a Christmas number of London Society), with which the young couple endeavoured to make money in the smaller Irish towns. The venture was not a success- ful one : they were looked upon as something between banshees and bushrangers, and made the best of their way back to England. A short engagement at the Surrey was followed by a reappearance at the Marylebone, where Mrs. Robert- son made a marked success as Black-eyed Susan, and her husband worked, acted, wrote, and stage- manao'ed in his usual untirino; fashion. At this time the industrious pair were living in Lisson Grove ; and here, on December 2, 1857, "a son and heir" — or, 74 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON as Robertson playfully put it, "a very little son and still less hair " — was born to them. In the following Christmas season they were engaged by J. R. Newcombe, of pleasant memory and sporting proclivities, as members of his stock company at the Theatre Royal, Plymouth. There they appeared in pantomime, farce, comedy, and drama, and after some ten months' absence returned to London. On the birth of a little daughter Robertson accepted another short engagement at the Theatre Royal, Woolwich ; and later on husband and wife were to be seen at the Theatres Royal, Rochester and Windsor. At this time the last- named playhouse was under the management of Mr. C. A. Clarke, a kindly man of literary inclinations. He and Robertson soon became great friends; but, unhappily, a pleasant engagement, during which H.R.H. the Prince Consort and other members of the Royal Family patronized the theatre and signified their appreciation of the entertainment there pro- vided, was, to the intense grief of Robertson, who was passionately fond of his children, saddened by the death of the baby girl. It was at about the time that this little creature was laid to rest in Slough Churchyard that Robert- son made up his mind to give up acting, and devote himself to literature. No doubt it was not without EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 7 5 many misgivings that he "burnt his boats," for he was becoming very popular on the stage, and the loss of a steady, if suiall, income must have been a matter of serious moment to him; but he loved his pen, had faith in himself as a writer, and was compelled to recognise the fact that his restless, roving life gave him little or no chance of securing literary renown. His temperament was essentially nervous, and, to say nothing of the time that had to be devoted to re- hearsals and acting, he could not settle down to his desk while subjected to perpetual change. An amus- ing story, which he used to tell of himself in later days, will show how little he was suited to the life of a travelling actor. Seeing "Apartments to let" written up in the windows of a house situated in a town in which he was to play for a week or so, he knocked at the door, and was taken in hand by an eager landlady. Against the more than comfortable rooms he could say nothing ; but the price asked for them was far more than he could afford to pay. In his sensitive nervousness the poor fellow wondered how he could best make a graceful retreat. He walked round the rooms, admired the furniture, praised the outlook from the windows; and the good landlady no doubt thought that he was about to conclude a bargain, w^hen he said, " Yes, I like it all immensely; this is just the place I want; but — you 76 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON must excuse the question — how about the coach- house?" "The coach-house? — we haven't got a coach-house!" was the reply. "Dear me! then I am extremely sorry," said Robertson. " As far as the rooms are concerned, they would have suited me admirably ; but I always find a coach-house indis- pensable." The landlady expressed her regret; her promising tenant offered his thanks and apologies, bowed himself out of the house, and once more breathed freely. With hhn the actor's life, as it had then to be lived by those who were not the prime favourites of the hour, was "all against the grain." Speaking in later years of the days of stock companies, so often de- scribed by actors with weak and forgiving memories as " palmy days," he said : " Those were the days when I had one meal a day, and three parts a night to play; now I have three meals a day, and no part to play; and for this relief Providence has my heart- felt thanks." But the step that, after due consultation with his affectionate wife, he resolved to take was an important tand hazardous one, and probably it would not have been ventured had not Mrs. Robertson declared that she would contribute her share to their modest house- keeping expenses by continuing to act as often as suitable opportunities presented themselves. EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 77 Once more Robertson wrote and adapted plays for Mr. Thomas Hailes Lacey, and in addition to this he soon became associated with a number of journals and magazines, to which he sent contributions on all sorts of subjects. He was a wonderfully rapid writer, and kept a large stock of sketches and short istories by him ; so that he became noted for his ability to " execute orders " at the " smallest possible notice." But original work for the stage was the aim and end of his ambition, and by dint of perseverance he managed to obtain a hearing for his one-act farce entitled " The Cantab," which was accepted and pro- duced at the Strand Theatre (then under the well- remembered management of Mrs. Swanborough) on February 14, 1861. In the cast were Mr. W. H. Swanborough, Mr. James Bland, Mr. James Danvers, Miss Kate Carson, and Miss Lavine, and in its small way the piece was very successful. Miss Marie Wilton, whose name was subsequently associated with Robertson's greatest triumphs, was then a member of the Strand company, playing " burlesque boys' " parts in a fashion that excited the warm admiration of that keenest of dramatic critics, Charles Dickens. That Robertson was anxious to write a burlesque character for this talented actress is evidenced by the fact that there is in existence a travesty from his pen 78 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T W. ROBERTSON on the old-fashioned drama " Raymond and Agnes," with the proposed cast pencilled in in his own hand- writing as follows : RAYMOND AND AGNES; OR, IN LOVE AND INN-GRATITUDE. Don Felix Don Raymond - Theodora (Jiis Servant) Baptista (a Baiulit Host) Robert ■. K (his So7is) Jaques ) Agnes - Cunegonda Mr. Poynter. - Miss Maria Simpson. - Mr. James Rogers. - Mr. James Bland. Miss Charlotte Saunders. Miss Marie Wilton. - Miss M. Oliver. Mr. J. Clarke. " Raymond and Agnes" as burlesqued by Robertson was never produced ; and little did the disappointed author dream, as he went home with his rejected manuscript in his pocket, that he would in a few years be the means of establishing Miss Marie Wilton and Mr. John Clarke as ranking amongst the best comedians, in the highest sense of the actor's calling, of their day. That the piece was written up to burlesque standard may be shown by the following amusing parody (put into the mouth of Don Raymond) on Claude Melnotte's famous speech in " The Lady of Lyons": EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES -jc) " Raymond, speaUng to Agnes. I'll order dinner. Could I paint the feast, Could love fulfil its prayers, I'd give thee — list — A damask cloth whose whiteness snow surpasses. Laid with decanters, knives, forks, finger-glasses. With a bride-cake, and bon-bons fiinged with gold. And cast in Gunter's costliest, tastiest mould A pudding filled with fruits of burning summer, Rasp, gooseb, and strawberry and swan's egg plum a, With barley-sugar wall and pillars rising From silver dishes with such nice hot pies in, Musical with birds of heaviest expense, Who when the }>ies ope warble songs of sixpence. At noon, our arms enlaced in lock sublime. We'd sit both wishing for the dinner time. And wonder how Earth was unhappy, sweet. While Heaven still left us youth and lots to eat : We'd have no friends that were not hungry — na}^ No ambition but t' eat more than the}'. We'd read no books that were not gastronomicai, Mrs. Glasse, Rundle, tSoyer's Economical, That we might smile at those digestive powers That hate the pastry of such tarts as ours ; And when night came in twilight's deep'ning gray, AVe'd sit and think on what we'd have next day. Dost like the picture *? {ecstatically). Agnes. 'Tis a vision bright Of happy hours and happy happj-tite. Raymond. A happy-iie-to us will marriage be." And so on, ad lib. This travesty could only have been written in the vain hope that its production would bring in welcome So THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON grist to a scantily supplied mill. Pure and original comedy was Robertson's goal, and that he was ever, and with untiring perseverance, aiming at it is proved by the manuscripts of his unprodaced plays. One of these, bearing (in his own handwriting) the date of 1857, and entitled " Down in Our Village," is in many respects as dainty in conception and as graceful in execution as any of the subsequent comedies from his prolific pen. But his day had not yet come. His brief connection with the Strand Theatre brought him into close companionship with his old friend H. J. Byron and a certain lady manageress noted for occasionally perpetrating what is known as a " raalapropism." To the two inveterate jokers the opportunity that here presented itself was irresistible, and the subsequent wonderful stories set afloat of this good lady's extraordinary sayings were really the fruit of their fertile imaginations. Attributing them all to their unconscious victim, they vied with each other in the invention of the most outrageous and humorous word-blunders ; and to such a pitch did this arrive that, if they happened to meet in the streets, each primed with " Have you heard the latest ?" they would burst into peals of laughter, and rapidly go opposite ways, the onlookers taking them for madmen. Among other work in these days he wrote — some- EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 8i times under his own name, and at others under the pseudonym of " Hugo Vamp " — many descriptive songs and comic sketches. Some of these became very popular, })articuLarly a burlesque one on " The Corsican Brothers." He also supplied entertainments for Mr. W. S. Woodin, of " Carpet Bag " fame ; for Mr. and Mrs. Howard Paul (in their hands an ex- planatory skit on the French Exliibition, entitled " Our Lively Neighbours," became a notable attrac- tion) ; and for two ladies who were very favourably known to provincial audiences as " Sophia and Annie." " Sophia and Annie " were related to Robertson, arid they have handed down an anecdote of the days that preceded his marriage which is worth recordino-. It clearly proves that with him the often-quoted maxinij " Duty first and pleasure afterwards," was not only preached, but practised. The two ladies were giving their entertainment in a country town where Robertson happened to be ful- filling a theatrical engagement. As a matter of course he called upon them, and, being young and susceptible, he soon asked one of them to accompany him on walks to the neighbouring places of interest, and in many ways showed her marked attention. Gossips' tongues were wagging freely, and " the other of them " was anxiously awaiting an explanation of the 6 82 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T W. ROBERTSON young gentleman's " intentions," when suddenly his visits ceased and he was seen no more. Years after- wards they met again, and he then explained why he had behaved so strangely. It appears that during the period of this " calf-love " he had received a letter from his mother telling him of distress at home, and begging of him to send her anything he could spare to " keep things going." His meagre salary barely sufficed for his own small wants, but he could not befir to think of liis family lacking (as, in good truth, they sometimes nearly did) the necessaries of life ; and without another thouo-ht he sold all his little valuables, together with his presentable clothes, sent the proceeds to his troubled parents, and left himself with one poor worn suit, wholly (in his estimation) unfit for association with his Sophia (or Annie). Long, long afterwards Annie (or Sophia) heard this little story from his own confessing lips. \ Returning to our own story, we find that Robert^son, having always valiantly done his duty by his flxther, mother, and all those near and dear to him, had at this time to put his willing shoulder to the wheel in order to " keep things going" for his young wife and baby boy ; and as London managers were not yet eager to secure his plays, he gladly turned his pen into the groove of more immediately though less re- nin nerati ve j ourna lis m . EA RL Y DA YS^STRUGGLES 83 The little success gained by " The Cantab " at the Strand Theatre fortunately brought him into contact with many of the leading journalists and humorists of the day, and he not only soon became an indefati- gable contributor to many important newspapers and masfazines, but created life-lono" and invaluable friend- ships. He also tried his hand at novel-writing. The manuscript of a drama " prepared for the stage " by J. B. Johnstone, from T. W. Robertson's novel of " Stephen Caldrick," pomts to the existence of a work not to be found amongst his own manuscripts, which include two hundred pages of an unnamed novel ; chapters six and seven (ending the iirst volume) of another entitled "Yauxhall"; together with "A History of Old Yauxhall," which is complete ; many small items evidently written in scraps for subsequent use ; and another novel, " Dazzled, not Blinded." The manuscript of this is perfect with the exception of the first forty-nine pages, which are missing. The moral of the story may be deduced from the last paragraph. " So, dear readers, as you pass through life tried by failure, or tried still more by success, may your bright prospects, like a blossom-ripening summer, ever dazzle, not blind vou !" As time went on he became a contributor to quite a host of newspapers and periodicals now more or les s 84 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON defunct. To Fun, under the genial editorship of the younger Tom Hood, he ^Yas, with Mr. W. S. Gilbert, an original contributor. It will be remembered that it was in the pages of this popular paper that ^Ir. Gilbert's immortal " Bab Ballads " first appeared. He and Robertson were then " literary humorists " and dramatic critics, and were in the habit of attending " first nights " together. Amongst other publications to which Robertson became an indefatigable contributor were The Welcome Guest, edited by G. A. Sala and R. B. Brough ; Tlie Liverpool Porcupine; The Comic News, edited by H. J. Byron ; The Glowworm, a short-lived evening paper published in London, and edited by his intimate friend, Thomas Archer ; Beetons Dictionary and Beetons Englishvjoman s Domestic Magazine ; The Boys Own Magazine, to which he contributed the charades ; Colmans Magazine ; a weekly paper called Saturday Night ; The Wag, another comic paper edited by H. J. Byron ; " Christmas numbers " of all sorts and sizes, including London Society ; and the then very popular weekly journal The Illustrated Times. On the staff of this paper were from time to time George Augustus Sala, Geoffrey Prowse, Edmund Yates, W. B. Rands (known in literature as Matthew Brown, Harry Holbeach, and half a dozen other alinses), Sutherland Edwards, Deffet Francis, EARLY DAYS— STRUGGLES 85 Augustus Mayhew, Godfrey Turner, the Brothers Brough, James Hannay, Thomas Archer, Clement Scott and Edward Draper. The artists were Julian Portch (who sent sketches to the papers from before Sebastopol during the Crimean War), Thomas Nicholson (the modeller of the D'Orsay statuette), the comic artists being William McConnell and Charles. In short, Robertson was a welcome sojourner in the very capital of the pleasant land of the Bohemia of happy memory — a capital of which poor Prowse wrote : "The longitude's rather uncertain, The latitude's equally vague ; But that person I pity who knows not the city, The beautiful city of Prague." In those days he was to be seen at the Savage, Reunion, and Arundel Clubs, and was, says his old friend and brother- Savage, Charles Millward, " delightful company," ever ready with a smart and pungent rejoinder to a merry remark or witty sally directed at him by one of his fellow-members. Indeed, if the impromptu witticisms, brilliant sayings, and smart repartees of Robertson could be collected and published, they would fill volumes. But the Arundel was Robertson's favourite club. There he met Leicester Buckingham, ]>elford, Hepworth Dixon, Blanchard, Sothern, Arthur 86 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. \V. ROBERTSON Sketchley, Joseph Knight, W. S. Gilbert, Clement Scott, and all the best of the young literary lions. In speaking of these days, and the outcome of them, Mr. Clement Scott in his delightful and (happily) published lecture, " Thirty Years at the Play," says : " For my own part, 1 am inclined to think that full credit for his share in the dramatic revival was never given to my old friend and faithful comrade, Tom Hood, a poet, and the son of a poet dear to every Englishman. He was a desperately hard-worked man at the time, quill-driving at the War Office all day, and burning the midnight-oil at night — not a dramatic critic by profession, and yet passionately fond of the play — but Tom Hood had an influence among the younger writers and artists of his day that cannot be overrated. He was the most unselfish and least jealous of men. He loved to get his friends around him to talk shop, and to encourage one another in their various callings. Every Friday night of his life, though not particularly blessed with this world's riches, he gave a cheery Bohemian supper- party, to which the best fellows in the world were invited. Who that was privileged to attend them can have forgotten Tom Hood's ■ Friday nights ' in South Street, l>rompton> where after a pipe and music, conversation and poetry readings, we sat down to a homely meal of cold joint and roast potatoes, and EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 87 discussed all the wonderful things that we youngsters intended to do in the future ? Was it a wonder that we were true and loyal to our old comrade, Tom Robertson, who was the brightest of the conversa- tionalists present, and the best of company ?" In succession to Edmund Yates, Robertson became the dramatic critic (" The Theatrical Lounger," as he was styled) of The Illustrated Times, and to its columns he contributed a series of articles entitled " Theatrical Types," which are in their way inimitable. Since those days many changes have taken place in stageland, and we think that the following extracts from his exhaustive series of now forgotten articles will prove interesting. They will show the state of things theatrical in those byegone times, and how they appeared to one whose knowledge of them was almost painfully complete. Of " Leading Ladies " he says : " The love of acting spreads over so wide a surface of society that Leading Ladies are recruited from all classes. Daughters of wealthy men who have bent their knees imploring to soi - disant Siddonses ; daughters of ruined gentlemen forced to seek their bread, and insufficiently accomplished for the dread- ful trade of ' governessing ' ; daughters of actors born and reared to it; and daughters of publicans who keep theatrical taverns where the portraits of popular ^' 88 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T W. ROBERTSON actors and actresses are framed, glazed, and enriched with autographs — all these are raw material which time, tact, patience, and the horse labour of a rising barrister, manufacture into dramatic heroines. While speaking of portraits, it is impossible not to remark on the blessing of photography to small celebrities seeking popularity. " The Leading Actress in the country will rise at nine, and, after laving her hot forehead and pale face with water, and snatching a cup of turbid, provincially prepared coffee, rush to the theatre for the ' call ' for rehearsal at ten. The drama of ' Susan Hopley,' in which she sustains the character of that pattern of domestic young ladies in service, occupies her till past twelve. She then waits till two — for the eminent tragedian Mr. Lara Thunderstone, who is to 'star' as Macbeth that night, does not rise early, and always keeps rehearsals waiting. The ' eminent ' having at last arrived, bilious of stomach and fastidious of taste, protracts the rehearsal, and at half-past four, faint, sick, and tired, the sinking actress reaches her lodgings. Her dinner has been waiting two hours ; it is half cold and wholly clammy. She is past appetite, and orders tea, which is prepared as detestably as was the morning's coffee. Dresses have then to be looked out, unpacked, altered, trimmings changed, and gold lace ripped off and EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 8y ' run on.' The basket, that wondrous mystery, is packed, and the actress follows it to the dressing- room, where she is installed by six. For five hours and a half she acts, and acts, and acts, speaks, and speaks, and speaks, changes her dress, changes her dress, and changes her dress, and all the time she never sits down for a moment. Home by midnight, she eats and enjoys her supper, the only meal hard fate permits her. ' She sleeps well after that,' might say an unbelieving reader. Sleep ! she sits up till day- light studying Evadne in Shell's play, for the eminent tragedian Mr. Lara Thunderstone, of the Theatre Royal everywhere, has chosen to pla}^ ' Colonna ' on the following evening. Ladies at the head of establish- ments, schoolmistresses, governesses, shop-girls, milliners, cooks, housemaids, laundresses, and char- women, what is your work to this ? " The DOwer that sustains the actress throuo:h her enormous daily and nightly task is the artiste's nervous irritability, love of applause, and hope of future fame — that hope so delusive that in green- room diction it is called ' The Phantom.' " Those who know but little of theatres and their belongings often regret that actresses in private life so little resemble the heroines they portray. If they could look on them not by the false medium of bat- wing burners, but by domestic daylight or economical 90 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON composites, they would regret that heroines did not oftener idealize the real virtues of actresses — virtues intensified and polished by the cultivation of the most emotional of arts. Though all leading dramatic heroines do not become the wives of baronets, the practice of their calling so refines and educates their sentiments that they are always ladies. ****** " There are as many varieties of Tragedian as there are of fancy pigeon, paletot, or armchair. They are generally grave men with deep voices and manners of solemn, not to say sepulchral, politeness. Some of them carry this peculiarity so far as to resemble animated statues rather than living men, and many a good-natured but ghastly actor has sat upon the spirits of the guests at a jolly supper-party by con- ducting himself like the equestrian spectre of Don Guzman by trying to adapt himself to circumstances, or the shade of the blood-boltered Banquo endeavour- ing to spend a pleasant evening chez Macbeth. The habit of addressing distant galleries gives a fearful distinctness to their utterance. They are terribly impartial to each letter of every word they utter, and ask with such syllabic emphasis for ' mashed potatoes ' as to make ' mashed ' sound like sarcasm, and ' potatoes ' like denunciation. '■It is a common error to suppose that all this EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 91 arises from affectation — from a desire to appear singular, and to ' pose ' melodramatically. The con- stant use of the voice renders its tones deep, rich, and mellow ; the close- shaven cheeks make the face look pale and hollow ; and the practice of assuming different costumes, and of ' suiting the action to the word, and the word to the action/ brings the hands out of the familiar region of the trousers- pockets to aid in illustrating their owner's speech. So artifical an act as acting naturally begets artificial manners ; but though artificial, they are entirely apart from affectation. The gravity of a judge, the upright carriage of a soldier, or the swing of a sailor, are habits, not affectations. So is the actor's hand in his vest, so are his knuckles on his hip, so are his folded arms — thou2:h we should all be oiad to see ' those favourite stock attitudes banished from the stage, with the footman in top-boots, and the chambermaids in white muslins and pink ribbons. " Tragedians spring from all grades of society — from the Oxford man who has taken honours, to the journeyman carpenter endowed with dark eyes and a loud voice. In private life Tragedians are simple and single-minded ; they know little of the real world around them ; they draw their views of historical personages entirely from plays, and in politics side with that party which is the most picturesque of 92 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON costume and flowery of speech. They are invariably married, and as invariably fathers of large families, on whom they dote, and with whom they play. Les extremes se touchent. Ignorant of realities, un- conscious of everything save through a gaudy-tinted medium, the father-actor and his child meet upon a level ground of fairy fiction and poetic fancy. * *i^ j^. *u. ^ :ij_ ■' The Light Comedian is the actor who represents the characters of young patricians, volatile lovers, voluble swindlers, well-dressed captains, swells in and out of luck, and the upper classes generally on this side of forty years of age. He is purely and / entirely the creation of the dramatist ; for neither in nature nor in society was the like of this bustling, talkative creature ever seen, for which let nature and society be thankful : for, not excepting neuralgia, / snakes, or earnest men with missions, the presence of j a high-spirited, high-voiced, highly-dressed hero of I comedy is the most intolerable nuisance. " Conceive a boisterous, blatant fellow in a green coat and brass buttons, buckskin breeches and boots, or in a blue frock, white waistcoat, and straw- coloured continuations, always talking at the top , of his voice, slapping you heavily on the back, laugh- ing for five minutes consecutively, jumping over the chairs and tables, haranguing a mob from your EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 93 drawing-room window, going down upon his knees to your daughter or your wife, or both, kissing your servant-maid, borrowing your loose cash, and intro- ducing a sheriff's officer to your family as an old college friend, and 3'ou form some idea of the type of animal the dramatic writers of the last century forced upon the public as the beau-ideal of a gentle- man, a blood, and ' A fine fellow, sir, by Gad !' I " The Liffht Comedian — when not born of theatrical parents, and fixed in the light-comedy groove, and told to rattle on as rapidly as ardent hopes and a thin tongue will permit — may have been a clerk, or an army captain, or the son of a poor gentleman, or of a widow lady ; but, whatever his rank, station, or degree, he belongs to the numerous category of young men of good appearance. " He has usually tine hair and teeth. He is ' dressy,' and particular about his ' back parting,' his hat, and his boots ; has a self-conscious sort of walk — half swagger, half skip — and is keenly sensi- tive as to the tie of his cravat and the fall of his trousers over the instep. He is a well-brushed young man, and at the age of eighteen addicted to perfumes. It is his jiride and glory to have a white handkerchief peeping from either his coat-tail or his breast-pocket, and he takes it out with a flourish. When he carries a cane it is a light one, and has a pretty gold head, 94 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON and lie either swings it jauntily or taps his trousers with it militarily. It must be admitted, frankly, it is vanity that brino's him on the staofe : the desire to dazzle and delight, to wear becoming costumes, carry a sword, bully bailiffs, carry off heiresses, hoax papas, and pink rivals. ' Woman, lovely woman,' is the toast he is always proposing to himself and always doing honour to, though it must be confessed that he is less in love with the sex than with the honour of being loved by them. It is not the battle that he cares for, but the medals. " Having once achieved a London reputation, the Light Comedian's life is one sheen of silk stocking and sparkle of champagne. If he has the good sense to eschew low com])any, society opens its jwrtals to him, and he may leave the drawing-room for the dressino'-room, and the dressino'-room for the ball. " Come, then, the costumier, the wig-maker, and the tailor to take his measure for costumes, wigs, and clothes ; and after them — at the respectful distance becomino; his inferior callin2: — the author to take his measure for a part. Is he an Irishman, the scene shall be laid in the count}^ of Galway ; if he dance well, the principal incident shall happen in a ball- room ; does he speak French, he shall assume the accent of the Gaul ; has he a small hand, it shall be frequently alluded to ; has he v\-hite teeth, he shall EARLY DAYS— STRUGGLES 95 laiiii'h continually. Give your orders, o'entlemen ; the author is in the room. . . . Debt, difficulties, sickness, and trouble are the lot of Light Comedians, as of all; and when the liraber-tongued, rattling actor cheerily asks his kind friends in front to forgive the follies he has committed in his ' Uncle's Villa,' or during his " Day in Dunstable,' or in his ' First Fit of Love,' or whatever the title of the farce mav be, how can his applauding auditors know what is wait- ino' for him at the curtain's fall ? D ****** " The actor on whom devolves the delineation of stage Old ^len must be aii artist of considerable versatilit3^ The leading parts in tragedy all bear some resemblance to each other — or, at least, tra gedia ns play them in exactly the same manner, which is much the same thing. Light comedy char- acters have all the same dash, banter, laugh, swagger, swindle, and assurance. A low comedian must always be industriously funny; but there are Serious Old ^len and Comic Old Men, and there are different sorts_Q£-l)oth. " One description of a Serious Old M;in is very happily termed by the French a 'noble father'; and the word ' noble ' must be understood to apply to exalted sentiment and incorruptible integrit}', and hiiih-mindedness and virtue, not to social rank. He ^6 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON is frequently a patrician of the loftiest nobility; and, in that phase, his consciousness of the purity of his blood, of the baseness of any mean fellow below the degree of a duke, and his horror of a mesalliance, would shame a real French marquis of the year 1770. He is equally ready to disinherit as to curse degene- rate offspring, and, in his antipathy to grown-up children having any voice in such small matters as the choice of a profession or a partner for life, is as selfish and obstinate as any real father in real life, which is a somewhat round assertion. " The pere noble is frequently plebeian by birth, though patrician by nature ; and when he is, his virtues are so intolerably virtuous that self-examining spectators almost wish to see him fall into the depths of sin, he is so annoyingty good, so exasperatingly beneficent. There is nothing more provoking to mere frail flesh and blood than a virtuous old peasant in a long fleecy, silvery- white wig. When the dis- guised prince, wrapjjed in a huge cloak and belated iu the storm, knocks at the cottage of the Y. 0. V. (Virtuous Old Peasant) and asks for shelter, the y. 0. P. improves the occasion in the irritating- manner peculiar to him by saying : " ' Enter, Sir Stranger ; my roof is humble, but it is honest, and never did my door refuse to ope its rusty hinges to the weary or the wayworn. Enter, EARLY DAYS— STRUGGLES 97 % sir, and welcome, though my poor house boasts nought to offer to your Excellency but brown bread and integrity.' " All the time this well-spoken and aggravating rustic has kept the wayworn traveller in the rain, hail, wind, snow, thunder and lightning. The auditor with mere average good qualities endures much at the hands, or rather mouth, of the Y. 0. P., and feels a certain sense of gratified spite when the \. 0. P.'s only daughter listens too eagerly to the too flattering tale of the prince or count, and elo])es from a paternal roof whose virtue was only exceeded „by its dulness. j^o wonder the poor girl runs away ! " The child once fled from the paternal roof to the arms of a villain, the V. 0. P. feels that he has not lived in vain. He takes down his hat and staff', and turns his full flood of metaphor u];on his unfortunate wife, or ' dame.' who replies only by wiping the wettest of eyes on the whitest possible of aprons. Pocket-handkerchiefs are the attributes of ji corrupt and vicious aristocracy ; the feminine apron or the manly sleeve is the proper resource of the afllicted lowly. The contempt of the V. 0. P. for money, considered as a styptic to a bleeding heart, is only equalled by the length of the silver hair to which he so frequently makes allusion, ft is a portion of the aggravation of the plebeian pere nohle that, when he 7 98 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON discovers that his child has been married to the man of her heart in the correctest wny j^ossible, family reasons having for a time compelled the contracting parties to keep their union secret, it only affords him another opportunity for tears. Tears are the V, 0. P.'s speciality, and he turns them out with a facility un- surpassed by the immortal Job Trotter in immortal 'Pickwick.'- 'Bless you, my children! bless you!' sobs the emotional father, who then retires with his dame to the unrestricted use of apron and sleeve for the remainder of a well-spent and lachrymose exist- ence. " In his choice between patrician and ])lebeian parents the actor of Old Men is guided by his nose and his stomach. If his nose be of the Julius Caesar, Wellington, or Napier pattern, or if his figure be thin, he at once decides for the noble fathers; if the most prominent feature of his face be represented by two nostrils and no bridge to speak of. or if his stomach be of globular formation, he goes over to the hearty vulgarians. iSTo audience Avould believe in a ]iatrician with a small nose ; no audience would tolerate a rich old citizen without plenty of protuber- ance. The British public is exacting, and refuses credence alike to thin aldermen or to fat dukes. " The actor of Old Men, in adopting his line of business, exhibits an artistic feeling and self-abnega- EARLY DA } '5— 5 TR UG GLES 99 tion of which the Tragedian, Light Comedian, and Low Comeiiian are incapable. The Tragedian loves to be posed as a grand homm,e incompris — a Manfred, Conrad, or Timon ; it is his deUght to be a hero, and to hear himself utter the poetry written by others as if it were his own immediate inspiration. The Light Comedian loves to dnzzle ; is fond of the admiration of the opposite sex, whether in box, pit, or gallery, and of taking by storm hearts tliat the author has arranged to capitulate in the last act. The Low Comedian is a pure egotist, and would run after an imaginary butterfly and hit his nose against a buttress, while Constance was bewailing her dead son, for the sake of half a chuckle from a wide-mouthed little boy. Not so the Old Man: he dresses in unbecoming- clothes, sinks his juvenility, assumes dotage, is made the scoff of the audience, is befooled by his own niece, ward, or daughter, bamboozled by impecunious captains on no pay, ridiculed by the low comedy footman and smart soubrette., bullied by his wife, and treated as a butt by the whole dramatis persona'. % % -y? -5;- -5^ -sc- " No matter who or what the auditors — short- haired swell, brilliant belle, smart clerk, blase critic, or ardent mechanic shouting in his shirt-sleeves in the gallery — the Low Comedian is a general favourite. " It is a strange vocation to come into the world loo THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T W. ROBERTSON for the sole purpose of making people laugh ; yet such would seem to be the destiny of the genuine Low Comedian — the Low Comedian de naissanct ; not the heavy-browed, lantern -jawed, rigid-cheeked mis- anthrope who adopts low comedy as a calling, but your light-haired, snub-nosed, wide-mouthed variety of the genus homo, to whom you would assign no place in the world but the theatre, and no post in the theatre but that of funny man. . . . He is usually a queer, cock-eyed sort of baby, who makes his mother laugh, and his father laugh, and his nurse, and his nurse's friends, and even the grave doctor. He is always content, and alwa^^s happy. If pap be too long in preparation, he will allay the pangs of hunger with the knob of the kitchen -poker ; if sweetmeats be unattainable, a lump of coal or a well-done cinder will satisfy him for hours. He is one of those miraculous children who have the measles favourably, and makes an attack of the mumps a credit to his parents. When he falls down four pairs of stairs he does not hurt himself; he feels refreshed by the exercise, and is re- warded for his exertion by the scrap of orange-peel, three weeks old, which he finds beneath the mat. " As a boy he is the funny fellow of the school, who makes faces behind his slate and o;ets other bovs caned for laughing at him. He is a pet with the master, and the ushers, and the maids, and everybody. EAJ?L V DA YS— STRUGGLES loi He has the ^ift of popularity ; his very mistakes are jests, his faults pleasantries, and his ugliness — for he is ugly — a sort of exaggerated and comic comeliness. " He see s the humorous side of everything, and is a wonderful mimic. He imitates his father's voice and cough so perfectly as to deceive the practised ears and instinctive affection of his mother. He calls out to the servant in his mother's tones, and lauji^hs at her surprise. Though not a dullard, he is slow at learn- ing, and his anxious parents bind him 'prentice to a chemist and druggist, in the hope that the odour of drugs and the constant contemplation of gilt labels on shop-drawers may make him scholarly and serious. " But nor poppy, nor mandragora, nor all the drowsy syrups of the pharmacopceia can kill his lo\'e of fun. He nearly ruins his master's business by imitating his customers to their faces. So quick and varied are his power.s.of facial contortion that he is not as one boy behind the counter, but twenty. Then dawns on him the cheap comic song-book, and the half-price to the theatre. What, then, to him is balsam of tolu to the ' Tooral-lal-looral-ialooral-li- day ' of the popular vocalist, or to his ecstasies as he sees his favourite actor — the one with the short trousers too large for him at the back — tumble into the cucumber-frame. Hence a^safoetida and all thy vain delights! The playhouse and the public- ro2 77/^ Z//^^ J^/? W JOTTINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON house are from that time his love, his future, and his glory. . " Finally, he is completely un-chemisted and de- drui^gistized by the Private Amateur Theatre, where his first appearance is hailed with uproarious delight; and even the leader of the orchestra — who is a real professional and can read music at sight, and has a minim of baldness on the back of his head, and green spectacles, and otlier orchestral peculiarities — says he is the funniest man he has seen — ' Since Linton, since Liston!' In vain does his irate master inform his father; in vain his father storm, his mother sob. Fate cries out. He cancels his indentures by running away from them, and by means of a theatrical agent, or luck, or perseverance, obtains employment in a small provincial theatre. . . . and in seven years he is an accepted London favourite. " The Low Comedian is always an especial and privileged person. For him is a latitude of speech and action permitted to none other. Practical jokes, sufficient for an action at law or for a personal en- counter, are in him considered only things of custom, strokes of humour, sallies of sly wit. 'Tis his vocation. " The Managers of London theatre-* are a peculiar race. There are but about twenty theatres in London ; EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 103 it follows then, as a matter of course, that there can be but twenty London Managers, and as the popula- tion of these isles amounts to some millions, it also follows that twenty men among those millions follow- ing one particular calling must have a natural sympathy with each other as Managers, for in no other respect does the least sympathy exist between them. " As we intend these sketches to be types of character and not photographic portraits, we shall go as far back as the beginning of the present century for the subject of our photographs. In the course of the last fifteen years the whole aspect of theatrical affairs has so changed that the man of forty summers may consider himself a sort of connecting link between what was the stage and what it is — between the buckskin breeches, top-boots and white hats of the comedies of Colman junior and the gibus, patent leathers, floppy trousers and frizzy beard of modern melodrama as it talks, and stalks, bows, banters, fii2:hts duels and feiofns indifference. . . . The Actor Manager of thirty years ago was a man of totally different type to his successor of the present day. He was an intensely clever, bustling, wrong-headed, highly appreciative fellow, fond of his authors, his company, his orchestra, his scene- shifters, his super- numeraries and all that belono:ed to the little world he 104 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON ruled. During- the rehearsal of a new piece he would swear horribly and sstamp on the stage till the soles of his feet tingled again. On the night of its ])roduction, attired in his character dress, he would be here, there and everywhere — assisting the actors in the adjustment of their wigs, finding fault with the coitFure of a soubrette, discharging the prompter, imprecating every portion of the anatomy of his stage-manager, helping a carpenter in the ' setting ' of a rock-piece, challenging his leading tragedian to mortal combat on the morrow, making speeches to the audience to appease them for the long delays between the acts, and conducting himself generally like a lunatic in fancy costume; but, the piece over, he would raise the prompter's salary, ask his stage- manager to join him in a bottle of champagne, treat the carpenters to beer, invite his leading tragedian to dine with him on Sunday, and thank his generous and liberal public for once more cr-r-r-owning his humble efforts with their kind approval. The first to recognise merit in an aspirant, he was the last to listen to the irrumblino^ of a fastidious author or a tyrannical stage-manager. Beloved by all tragedians, comedians, carpenters, call-boys, scene-shifters, and supernumeraries, his funeral presented a long pro- cession of grateful and weeping mourners, who dated all the events of their lives from his death, and who EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 105 said constantly, 'When poor Yorick was living he would never,' etc. 'Alas! poor Yorick!' Hie over the last iive-and-twenty years to the present caterers for the public ! The change is great, and, like many other changes, the reverse of an improvement. There are so many varieties of the species that our limits will only permit us to touch upon a few. . . . The Commercial Manager is a very common type, and is willing to turn to good account opera, ballet, eques- trianism and Shakespeare in this present practical theatrical age. He takes an entirely commercial view of all things — Ramo - Samee - Indiarubber Peruvians, real water, the legitimate drama, speaking pantomine, or pantomimic tragedy — so that it brings in the ready sixpence. He prides himself greatly upon his practical common-sense, distrusts manu- scripts, fears authors, but places great reliance upon his costumier and property man. His conversation is not choice, except as regards oaths, which are of a raciness and full flavour that would do credit to an irate cabman. Although be professes a high respect for dramatic literature, he judges of the merit of a drama like a butterman — by its weight in paper. He is a great man for bargains, and will buy a quantity of damaged velvets for a fabulously small sum, after which he will search for an author to w^rite him a piece for the velvets. ' Lovely velvets — io6 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON make any piece popular them velvets would,' says the Commercial Manager. The drama found, if it fail he despairs of the prospects of the theatre. Public are so fickle nowadays. * Who would have thought that with them velvets any piece could fail?' The Com- mercial Manager is a great financial genius, and cuts down salaries and expenses to the very lowest scale. He is also fertile in expedients for stopping a night's salary from his employes, and was the original inventor and introducer of that wonderful piece of economical meanness, a Complimentary Benefit, which means a benefit for the manager, on which occasion the actors, actresses, scene- shifters, super- numeraries and all give their services gratuitously. . . . Lastly, the Commercial Manager is very litigious, and always involved in lawsuits ; in fiict, an attorney is laid on to his establishment like gas, and picks out holes in eno-affements and flaws in arrangements for "&'"&" his clever client's interest. The Actor-Manage r is a good second or third rate sort of artist, who forces himself into a prominent position by taking a theatre, and, by carefully stewing down the abilities of the authors and actors he employs, and mixing with his own their mental and artistic porridge, makes his weak water-gruel talents thick and savoury. Just now the stage is terribly plagued by various sorts of these self-sufl[icient entrepreneurs. There is your EARLY DAYS— STRUGGLES 107 Tragedian Manager, who kindly puts Shakespeare right and explains what that erring author really meant; and there is your High Comedy Manager, who knows three lords to speak to, and once met a countess at a ball, and is in consequence a great authority on fashionable life, and, like Goldsmith's bear-leader, can't abide anything that is low. These two varieties are very fond of teaching young actors how to act, and so successful is their tuition, that very often a promising young comedian from the provinces has in six difficult lessons been tamed and tortured into the ineffective and passionless delivery which forms so valuable a setting to managerial mediocrity. Another of these peculiarities is remarkable. They seldom, if ever, engage an actor or actress taller than themselves. An engagement at their theatre depends more on inches than genius. No mere actor should be taller than his manager. Banquo should always be smaller than Macbeth, and the jeune premier role shorter than the grand premier r«jle. Height, like individual talent, must be kept down to one regulation standard. In regard to their well-disguised servility to the gentlemen who notice the theatres in the daily and weekly papers, Actor- Managers are by no means more open to ani- madversion than either the commercial or the in- visible ones. . . . There are many other varieties of io8 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON Managers, too many for us to give a full and particular account of ; many well-meaning, kind-hearted and honourable gentlemen — the sort of men who require no detailed description, for the good of all classes are alike. ****** " During the last seven years burlesques and extra- vaganzas have taken so strong a hold on public favour that their authorship has become a distinct and sepa- rate form of dramatic writincr. More than this ; it has become a lucrative one, and is therefore much followed. That very large majority of persons who are not burlesque writers, burlesque actors, theatrical managers, and amateurs, would be astonished if they knew what serious importance is attached to the production of these rhymed travesties, what crowds they attract, and what large receipts the}' brino-. " About the end of August, when London streams to the seaside, and Londoners do not stream into the theatres; when managers have acted their favourite characters to undiscriminatinii' audiences who have graciously accepted free admissions, they begin to think seriously of Christmas, and invite their panto- mime or burlesque writer to a solemn conference. Then follows a lone: and earnest discussion on 'sub- jects.' Fairy lore, the Countess d'Aulnois, Walter EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 109 Scott, everything- has been done. Wanted, something new. Required, where to find it. The burlesque writer says he will look over his memoranda, and write. " As it has never been made the subject of a burlesque, and therefore cannot be invidious or personal, we will suppose that Lord Byron's poem of • Lara' is the theme hit upon by the author, and ap[)roved of by the manager. •' The exigences of modern taste and the require- ments of playbills immediately suggest as a striking Christmas comic chorus sort of title, ' Right-fal- LARA-whack !' " The original poem is, as the reader knows, a sequel to ' The Corsair,' and but a misty and im- perfect one. If anyone would read the story in its entirety, they will rind it in George Sand's Venetian novel, ' L'Uscoque.' '• There being little plot and less incident in ' Lara,' the burlesque writer invents a thrilling and dramatic story, which he tells by means of contrastive and impossible characters, and in so doing exhibits a power of construction which is the nobler ])ortion of his art. Lara is a misanthropic hero of the true Byronic model, who holds self-communion in the picture-gallery of his lonely castle, attended by a mysterious and faithful page, known in the travesty no THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T W. ROBERTSON as Buttoni, which is, of course, burlesque Italian for * Buttons.' The poem runs : " ' In trembling pairs (alone they dared not) crawl The astonished slaves, and shun the fated hall ; The waving banner and the clapping door, The rustling tapestry and the echoing floor. The long dim shadows of surrounding trees, The flapping bat, the night song of the breeze ; Aught they behold or hear their thought appals, As evening saddens o'er the dark gray walls.' '' This is rendered into a troop of timid servants, with pale cheeks and agitated knees, to whom Gate- sauce, the fat cook, rushes on pale and trembling, with white cheeks and an exaggerated nightcap : DiSHUPPA {the*scullion). Cook, what's the matter ? Galloppa {the courier). Tell us, is there danger ? SwiNDELLO {the steward). Thy looks are blank ! JOUSCOTTA {the groom). Ay, blanker than Wa/i/j-mangei- ! Galloppa. Stand up. [GfAiE^AVCE. falls on the stage. SwiNDELLO. He's down. JOUSGOTTA {assisting him to rise). How with his weight I'm burdened ! DiSHLTppA. He can't be doirn, 'cos he's a upj)er servant ! Gatesauce {recovering). Oh la ! [Faints again. DiSHUPPA. Tell more. JouscOTTA. Encore. Gatesauce {recovering). You bore! Eau d'or / {They bring him liqueur. He drinks and recovers. ) My friends {they gatht r round him), I can't ! I'll sing you what I saw. " And a song follows, to the air of the Phantom EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES i i,i Chorus in 'La Sonnambula '. or 'Pretty Polly Perkins of Paddington Green.' '' Button! is, of course, a lady, who, though she has followed Lara, disguised as an errand-boy and general servant, will not, though she love him, listen to his suit, even though he proffer marri;ige. As she says, she is : " ' In form a tiger, and at heart a tigress.' ■' Lara, otherwise O'Leary, reminds her of })ast delisfhts : •' Remember, love, our cottage by the sea, Where we were happy as could mortals be, With toast and tarts, and shrimps and whelks for tea. [ Trying to put his arm round her waist. She repulses him. Kaled. You'll take no whelks, or liberty, with me. " At the festival in Otho's Hall there is a grand ballet, after which St. Ezzelino, the stranger, makes his first appearance, and defies Lara to mortal combat, which affords an opportunity for some smart allusions to the recent tourney between King and Heenan, much approved of by the gallery, and still more by the carefully-combed male occupants of the stalls. " Li the battle at the end of the piece, Kaled, the page, fights and conquers the entire opposing force; but, despite his or her prowess, Lara is wounded mortally. Here we must again quote from the original : 112 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON " ' Beneath a lime, remoter from the scene, Where but for him that strife had never been, A breathing but devoted warrior lay : 'Twas Lara, bleeding fast from life away. His follower once, and now his only guide, Kneels Kaled, watchful o'er his welling side. ****** He clasps the hand that pang which would assuage. And sadly smiles his thanks to that dark page, Who nothing fears, nor feels, nor heeds, nor sees, Save that damp brow which rests upon his knees, Save that pale aspect, where the eye, though dim, Held all the light that shone on earth for him.' 'O' " This is clianoed to — Lara. Kaled, I'm licked ! Kaled. And yet I threw his lunge up. Lara {falling). I cannot come to time, so throw the sponge up. Kaled. Strive, sir, to rise. I'll bear thee hence. Lara {family). No, no ! His strong arms dealt me a really Armstrong blow. Kaled. Let me assist thee. Lara. Dearest ! 'tis too late ; Like Heenan, I am now heenan-iTadAe. Enter Otho, Ezzelino, and oil the opposing party. Kaled again protects Lara. Kills half a dozen assailants, hut is at length overpowered by numbers, and is ordered for iinmediate execution. " The poet sings : " ' Oh ! never yet beneath The breast of man such trusty love may breathe ! That trying moment hath at once revealed The secret long, and yet but half concealed ; In baring to revive that lifeless breast, Its grief seemed ended, but the sex confessed. EARLY DAYS— STRUGGLES 113 And life returned, and Kaled felt no shame — What now to her was Womanhood or Fame V " The burlesque author chants : EzzELiNO. The page boy lies at death. The headsman summon. Kaled {her foot on her prostrate antagonists). Pity the weakness of my sex ! Omnes {astonished). A woman ! " The disguised page is pardoned, Lara recovers, every marriageable person plights his or her troth to another, and ^finale is sung to a popular air : EzzELiNO. Our little piece is ended, Otho. Y^our kindness, friends, we lack ; Kaled. Naught but a jest's intended, By Right-fal-Lara-whack ! Chorus {dancing and daijping their hands together on the last sijllable). By Eight-fal-Lara-whack ! Lara. And ere we drop the curtain, Kaled. Oh, say you'll all come back, Lara. And so ensure the fortune Kaled. Of Right-fal-Lara-whack ! Chorus. Of Right-fal-Lara-whack ! " It is these broad and over-palpable jocularities that hit modern audiences hardest. Smart writing, keen satire, and hard raps at social abuses, though they look well in print and are admired of critics and habitues^ fail to elicit the loud roars of laughter that follow an ingeniously audacious pun, or a happy paraphrase or parody, " With the rehearsal of the burlesque the author's 8 114 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON perplexities begin. The scenic artist wishes to intro- duce the limelight in a scene where it is more than usually inappropriate. Possibly he thinks the dia- logue will be the brighter — it will light up the puns, and make the jokes more brilliant. The ballet- master requires to cut the story into two halves in such a place that it will be impossible to reunite the thread of interest ; and last and worst difficulty of all, the performers have to be reconciled to their parts, and to the parodies allotted them. "As with tragedy, so with burlesque. " ' I am engaged in this theatre,' said a French tragedian, ' for tears. My speciality is tears. Unless I weep I cannot act ; unless I weep the audience will not recognise me. There is not a tear in my part. I pray you, then, dear monsieur, to permit me to curse my daughter, and then subside into heart- rending sobs.' " ' Now, my dear Mr. Charade, I must have a serious talk to you,' says the young lady who plays Kaled. " The author moves uneasily. " ' About the songs,' continues Mdlle. Kaled. ' I hope that I'm to have one to the air of " Ribstone Pippins"?' " ' Well, to tell you the truth, I had intended that for Lara.' EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES i r 5 " ' Oh dear me ! You surprise me. Mr. Oddjaws always has the best of everything. Last year he had " The Little Baker's Boy." It's very inconvenient to me to have to '' colour" for this Caleb.' " ' Kaled.' "'Kaliz — what d'ye call it? And " Ribstone Pippins " has sucli a good chorus. I think with a dance I could make it ffo down.' " ' No doubt you could, my dear Miss Gigwell ; but ' " ' Now, I must have no '' buts " about it. Either I sing " Ribstone Pii^pins " or you must get Miss Chillgrim to play the part. Good-morning, Mr. Charade. ' "And Miss Gigwell glides away. " When the author informs Lara that he thinks a medley will be suited to him, that gentleman imme- diately breaks out with : " ' Oh, nonsense, my dear boy — nothing of the sort ! " Ribstone Pippins " must be mine, or It has such a stunning chorus, you know, my dear boy— " ' With my Rip-pip-pip, my rip-pip-pip. My rip-pip-pipstone pippins, Kip-pip-pip-pi-pip, rip-pip-pip-pi-pip-ip-pip-ip-pip, My ribstone pip-ip-pippins.' Oh, it's the very thing for me.' ii6 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON " ' I'll make a swop with you,' says the author. ' Let Miss Gigwell have " Ribstone Pippins," and you shall have " Hot Codlings." ' " ' What a fellow you are ! No, my dear boy ; I must have it. Sooner than go without my " Rib- stone Pippins," I'd go without my Christmas pudding.' " ' Or your Christmas goose,' says the author to himself, not to Mr. Oddjaws. To make which piece of esoteric satire intelligible, we must inform our readers that ' goose ' is theatrical argot for hissing. " The ' Ribstone Pippin ' difficulty for a long time agitates the theatre. Negotiations fail, a congress is held, and eventually a compromise effected. 'Rib- stone Pippins ' is sung as a duet. On Boxing Night the audience demand its repetition and its re- repetition. " ' I told you how I could make " Pippins " go,' says Miss Gigwell to the author, as she receives his con crratulation s . "'I was right about the "Pippins" — wasn't I?' says Mr. Oddjaws. " ' I knew " Ribstone Pippins " would be best as a duet,' says the author to his wife, as they drive home too-ether, after the delighted lady has heard her husband called for, and seen him make his bow from the stage. # * * * * * * EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 1 1 7 " It is understood that these pages treat of none but those actors and actresses whose callino; is that of actor and actress only ; that is, our types are theatrical, and nothing else. We speak only of those who embrace a hard-working and ill-paid career for the purpose of earning an honest livelihood, of fol- lowing an artistic calling, or gratifying a pardonable vanity. Of the man who has emoluments or half- pay, or a rich wife or relations ; or the woman to whom the stage is the mere pastime for an idle hour, a peg whereon to hang rich clothes, or a means of advertising purchasable charms, we do not speak. " In the days of the performance of the old comedies — works whose absence from the stao;e we should res^ret the more did we not remember their utter con- ventionality and unnaturalness — there used to be found in most dramatic companies a short, somewhat stout, white-toothed, sweet- breathed, snub-nosed, black-eyed, broad-hipped Hebe who played the class of character called in green-room parlance ' the Chambermaid.' She possessed a good voice, could sing by ear, and had a saucy way of tossing her head that was half boyish, half hoydenish, and wholly captivating. A Chambermaid was the motive power of comedy, the female factotum or Figaro in petticoats, who advised her young mistress to oppose her father's will and to elope with the ' Captain ' ; v>dio ii8 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T W. ROBERTSON abused her old master, counselled his wife to deceive him, took guineas, and sometimes kisses, from the ' Captain ' — that eternal officer — behaved with hideous insincerity to all the dramatis persona"! over the age of forty, secured to herself a competence, and all the while loved and was beloved by the Captain's own man, Mr. Tagg, the valet. The dialogue she spoke was sometimes not only broad", but coarse ; but there was a fresh, vivid humanity in her and about her. She was a high-mettled wench, with great natural wit and small education, who loved and hated with equal ardour ; in brief, she was feminine, exaggerated and natural. Mais nous avons change tout cela. About tlie same time that the art of actino- — as an art — began to be degraded, the Chambermaid gradually assumed French airs and vaudeville graces. It was as Mr. Square, the philosopher, said, 'in the eternal fitness of things ' that, as our stage became a school- boy vulgarization of the Parisian theatres, that pert Betty should be transformed into piquante Lottee, and that the good old English oaken-staircase, candlestick-carrying, cherry-brandy sort of word ' Chambermaid ' should be abandoned for ' soubrette.' " The soubrette is highly genteel. Oh! so genteel that she has velvet ribbons at the pockets of sky-blue satin aprons, and travels over Europe in a Mechlin- lace cap the size of a crown-piece. She would not EARL Y DA YSSTRUGGLES 1 19 break a silver sixpence with her sweetheart ; to halve a £0 note she would consider low. She sings, too, scientifically ; and in costume, character, coquettish- ness, and contralto voice is a queer combination of reality and impossibility — of theatre and opera ; neither fish, flesh, fowl, nor good red herring. " The public is indebted for the introduction of this hybrid to those women whose resources are obtained outside and not in the theatre. It is easier to find ear-rings than talent ; money will purchase ribi)ons by the yard, and the power of delivering smart repartee and delineating character is not sold at the haberdasher's ; but, as it has been already stated that this subject is forbidden, it cannot be pursued. " With the chano'e of feelino;, taste, and fashion, the theatre — that cheap mirror with a Dutch metalled frame, that inverts all that it reflects — must change too. The Chambermaid is gone — gone with the oil- lamps, the sheet-iron thunder, and the green carpet, stowed away as useless lumber, unfit for the consideration of a speculative dealer in marine stores. The soubrette, too, is very nearly off the stage ; and we shall bear the loss of that genteel gimcrack with considerable fortitude. Those two divinities of the gallery, powers over the pit and pets of the boxes, have been eclipsed by a more vivid, more dazzling, more spangly star — the Burlesque Actress, who now 120 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON rules the hours between nme and twelve p.m., as sure as legs are legs. " The Burlesque Actress is young, elegant, and accomplished in more than the usual sense of the word. She is generally handsome, and when her features are irregular she more than atones for them by expression — expression that combines good humour, malice, intensity of feeling, Bacchante-like enjoyment, and devotion. She can sing the most difficult of Donizetti's languid, loving melodies, as well as the inimitable Mackney's ' Oh, Rosa, how I lub you ! Goodie cum 1' She can warble a drawing- room baUad of the ' Daylight of the Soul ' or ' Eyes melting in Gloom ' school, or whistle ' When I was a- walking in Wiggleton Wale ' with the shrillness and correctness of a Whitechapel bird- catcher. She is as faultless on the piano as on the bones. She can waltz, polk, dance a pas seul or a sailor's hornpipe, La Sylphide, or the Giewu-wine Transatlantic Cape Cod Skedaddle, with equal grace and spirit; and as for acting, she can declaim a la Phelps or Fechter ; is serious, droll ; and must play farce, tragedy, opera, comedy, melodrama, pantomime, ballet, change her costume, fight a combat, make love, poison herself, die, and take one encore for a song and another for a dance, in the short space of ten minutes. EARL Y DA YS— STR UG GLES 1 2 r " The young actress in possession of all these abilities wakes up the morning after her appearance in London to find herself famous. The men at the clubs go mad about her. She is almost pelted with bouquets and billet-doux ; enthusiasts crowd round her cab to see her alight or waylay her in omnibuses ; old gentlemen send her flowers, scent-bottles, ivory- backed hair-brushes, cambric pocket-handkerchiefs, and parasols ; matter-of-fact barristers compose verses in her honour ; and photographers lay their cameras at her feet. Half Aldershot comes nightly up by train. She is a power in London, and theatrical managers drive up to her door and bid against each other for her services. Fortunate folks who see her in the daytime complain 'that she dresses plainly' — ' almost shabbily '; but, then, they are not aware that she has to keep half a dozen fatherless brothers and sisters and an invalid mother out of her salary — ,7. ,^ which intelligence, when known to th e two or three ^^ men who really care for her, sends them sleepless ^■^'' witFadmiration. Here is a household fairy who can polk, paint, make puddings, sing, sew on buttons, turn heads and old bonnets, wear cleaned gloves, whistle, weep, laugh, and perhaps love. ****** " The Stage- Manager is the man who should direct everything behind the scenes. He should be at one 122 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON and the same time a poet, an antiquarian, and a cos- tumier ; and possess sufficient authority, from ability as well as office, to advise with a tragedian as to a disputed reading, to argue with an armourer as to the shape of a shield, or to direct a wardrobe-keeper as to the cut of a mantle. He should understand military science like a drill-sergeant, and be as capable of handling crowds and moving masses as a major- general. He should possess universal sympathies : should feel with the sublime, and have a quick per- ception of the ludicrous. Though unable to act himself, he should be able to teach others, and be the finger-post, guide, philosopher, and friend of every soul in a theatre, male or female, from the manager and author to the call-boy and the gas-man, from the manageress and principal soprano to the back row of the extra children's ballet and the cleaners, " Above all, he should be endowed with a perfect command of his own temper, and the power of con- ciliating the temper of others. The art of stage- management consists chietly in a trick of manner that reconciles the collision of opposing personal vanities. , " That is what he should be ; what he is is a very different affair. " Some Stage-Managers are appointed to their office for curious reasons : because they have gray hair, or a fatherly-looking stomach, or because they once EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 123 wrote a piece which failed, or because they know nothing of stage business, or because they know nothing but stage business, or because they are defer- ential, or because they have a large family, or because they wear a heavy gold watch and chain, or because they knew the late Charles Kemble, or any other good theatrical reason. " One man, who for many years was Stage-Manager of the patent theatres — a position for which he was totally unqualified — was appointed solely because he was well acquainted with the hours at which the coaches started from one town to another. . . . " Then there is the Cruel Stao;e-Manao-er, who hates everybody in the theatre and out of it, and who abuses his power in the largest spirit of the smallest tyranny, and, while he fawns on public favourites, is the bane of the actors of inferior parts, and the terror of the ballet. If a poor girl be one minute late by the Cruel Stage-Manager's infallible chronometer (which, with the green-room clock, he always keeps five minutes before the Horse Guards), he directs the Prompter to fine her — ' Fine her, fine her, Brooks !' — and the girl, who walks twenty miles a day, and, being a clever dancer, earns eighteen shillings a week, is mulcted of one shilling. . . . " The Affectionate Stage-Manager is a flint-musket of a difi'erent bore. He lives but to employ adjectives 124 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W ROBERTSON agreeable to his hearers, and is of an incompetency compared to which ordinary inabihty soars to genius. With him every male is his ' dear boy,' every woman his ' darling child,' every manager ' a splendid fellow,' every actor ' a first- rate man,' every actress ' a charm- ing creature,' every supernumerary ' a good chap,' and the world in general a Bower of Bliss and Home of Happiness. Whatever is is best, and his bonhomie is supposed by actors — an easily-persuaded and credu- lous race — to spring from a kind heart, whereas it is only pure, simple, unadulterated blarney. He could not live by his ability, so he ekes out his thin, weak, conventional knowledge with a mouthful of tender words. " The Traditional Stage-Manager is the man who knew Charles Kemble, and whose knowledge — dra- matic, artistic, literary, and general — ends there. To the stupidity of this creature no tongue could do justice; to the density of his intellectual powers lignum-vit^ is as a transparent soap-bubble. " The Muddle-headed Stage-Manager is a donkey of another colour. He will listen to every suggestion and understand none. In the inmost recesses of that cerebral pulp which in his skull does duty for brain, he has a confused notion that the Act of Parliament forbidding marriage with a deceased wife's sifter somehow or other affects the probability of the plot EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 1 2 5 of ' Hamlet.' Under his auspices — and be it always re- membered that the deeper his incapacity the prouder he is of his ' experience ' — rehearsals progress but slowly. * iSr -n- r* -;:- "- " The Scene-painter is usually one of the pleasantest men in the theatre. King in his snug painting-room, high above the stage, he recks not of the whirl of passions and vanities below. It is a great power the theatrical Scene-painter holds between his pliant thumb and lingers. He copies Nature on a large scale. It must be high delight to look upon a broad, flat, white surface, and choose whether it shall be converted into an Emir's palace, all pillars, curtains, gold tassels, fringes, and polished-mirror marble floor, the hot sun shining on a fountain in the distance ; or into an Alpine gorge, with blocks of snow-covered stone and funereal fir- trees, with plains of ice con- ducting to a frosty horizon ; or into a magician's cavern, where the dark rocks, cut in fantastic forms, loom into sight in the shape of squatting demons, petrified giants, and ghostly vertebrae of huge and hideous reptiles ; or into a sparkling, ri})pling sea, with but one white speck of sail between it and the clear dome of blue sky above it. These are great privileges. But the great charm of the Scene-painter's life is to take oft* his well-cut, Avell-brushed garments, and don his painting suit ; then he revels in dirt and 126 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON daubs and spots, that are of his clothes, and not of him. How ? That very faultlessly got-up gentle- man, who just now asked for letters in the hall ; that exquisite in the black frock-coat, pearl -coloured trousers, fashionable hat, and perfect boots — can he be this canvassy creature in a wideawake which a thriving farmer would be ashamed to see upon his scarecrow ? That dirty jacket, those grimy trousers ! Is it a beggar who has made himself a suit out of old sail-cloth ? No ! It is an artistic gentleman, who owns a villa in the neighbourhood of Hampstead, who has choice wines in his cellar, and is a captain of Volunteers. These are his working clothes. '■ In these present days of scenic display, when even no poor ghost can walk undisturbed by scientific satellites, lime-lights, mirrors, and the like, the Scene- painter is a far more important person in a theatre than the Tragedian — not that the bearing of those gentlemen would impress a stranger with the fact — for by so much as the Tragedian is pompous, blatant, and assuming, the Scene-painter is easy, natural, and polite. Perhaps the Tragedian takes his tone from the brigand-chiefs and aspiring patriots whose characters he assumes ; and the Scene-painter, with his keen eye for the glories of colour and knowledge of the combinations of natural beauty, knows how to blend himself harmoniously. EARL Y DA YS— STRUGGLES 127 " The Stage Carpenter is a singular creature. He is the victim of a dehision, by which he is bound hand, and foot, and brain. It is a behef, as deeply rooted in his mind as is his two-foot rule inserted in his trousers-pocket, that while he is in the theatre he is ' at work.' If he is what, in theatrical parlance, is termed a ' day man,' he reaches the theatre at a quarter to ten if the rehearsal be at ten, at a quarter to eleven if the rehearsal be at eleven, at a quarter to twelve if the rehearsal be at twelve, and so on. Once in the theatre, his first proceeding is to hide himself in the scene-dock, where nobody can find him. He then takes off his coat, puts on his ' working ' canvas- jacket, sticks a hammer in his girdle or apron pistol- wise — after the fashion of bold buccaneers in penny plates — uses his coat-sleeve as a pocket-handkerchief, sits down in a corner and goes to sleep. And here commences his delusion. It is his firm belief that while he has on his canvas-jacket and his hammer stuck into his girdle that he is hard at work — nay, perspiring copiously. He will even carry this delusion out so far as to wake up after an hour and a half's nap and feel fatigued, so much so as to be compelled to adjourn to the nearest public-house and recruit exhausted nature with half a pint — for he is also the victim of half a pint, or, rather, the victim of a pint and a half, not to say two gallons — 128 THE LIFE AND WRITINGS OF T. W. ROBERTSON and in three days, when not an interval of labour, not the screwing out of an old nail from a rusty hinge, has occurred to vary the tedious monotony of slumber, he will declaim in the taproom on the wrongs of the working man and the tyranny of employers. It has been said by a popular novelist of the day that no set of men can idle as nautical men can. From this observation it is evident that the servants of a theatre liave never passed under that popular novelist's eye. " The Stage Carpenter works but once a year — for the production of the pantomime — and then he works con amove ; for during the run of the pantomime the genius of stage carpentry is properly estimated, and authors, actors, composers, musicians, and such mere idlers sink into their proper insignificance. " The Property Man — i.e., the man who looks after the chairs and tables and things movable by hand, and who manufactures the sheep, fish, carrots, and huo-e chamber-candlesticks used in the pantomime — is a mysterious mechanic, whose habits are unclean, predatory, and mendacious. His complexion is a singular compound of the perspiration of the Mid- summer before last with the dust of the preceding- Christmas. Dust rests upon his eyelashes as moss rests on the boughs of an old tree. If ever he wash himself — which is doubtful, save on his wed