Jacques lutrelle PROPERTY OF C. PROPACH CHICAGO, ILL o -o MY LADY'S GARTER JACQUES FUTRELLE MY LADY'S GARTER By JACQUES FUTRELLE AUTHOR OF "THE CHASE OF THE GOLDEN PLATE" "THE THINKING MACHINE" "THE HIGH HAND" ILLUSTRATED BY F. R. GRUGER RAND McNALLY & COMPANY CHICAGO NEW YORK Copyright, 1912, by CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY Copyright, 1912, by RAND. McNALLY & COMPANY 1 DEDICATE THIS MY HUSBAND'S BOOK MAY FUTRELLE LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS Jacques Futrelle (from a photograph) .... Frontispiece FACING PAGE "The ring he had given her! . . . She would find it and wear it again!" 9 " There were a lot of things about this son of his that he didn'tlike" 16 " ' I say, I'm in love. You don't seem a bit excited about it. Do pay attention tome! '" 24 '"I charge him with the theft ... of fifty thousand dol- lars' worth of jewels belonging to my daughter ! " 64 " ' If that isn't one of the diamonds from the Countess of Salisbury's garter, I'll eat it' " 80 " ' Oh, yes. It's about the Countess of Salisbury's garter. I have seen the afternoon newspapers' " . . . 104 " ' It's old Daddy Heinz' account book absolute proof that The Hawk was alive on June 17, eight days ago!'" " After a long time an angel came, an angel in a dory" . " There, against the glass of the porthole, was a man's face!" 192 " The record was still playing as he . . . disconnected her gasoline supply" 208 " The next thing Meredith remembered, he was in icy cold water, swimming" 256 "From beyond the sturdy oaken panels came the muffled crack of a revolver! " 320 "The ring he had given her! wear it aeainl" Page 264 She would find it and MY LADY'S GARTER PART I MY LADY'S GARTER ONCE upon a time, nearly six hundred years ago about the year 1344 to be more explicit His Gracious Majesty, King Edward III, guest of honor at the grand annual ball of the Larry L. Plantagenet Association, paused while dancing with the beautiful Countess of Salisbury, and, stoop- ing, picked up from the floor a lady's garter ! It was a ribbon of dark blue, edged with yellow a slender, shapely thing with buckle and pendant cunningly wrought of gold. The countess gasped, blushed, grabbed hysterically at her left knee, then giggled! Even beautiful women giggle! A smile ran around the ballroom; the smile became a titter. "Honi soil qui mal y pense!" His Majesty reproved sharply. I Now one may translate that a dozen ways: /'Evil to him who evil thinks," or "Shame be upon him who thinks ill of it." Anyway, 9 io MY LADY'S GARTER those gay young blades who had been boning their French with the idea of assisting Ed- ward III to the throne of France, discovered suddenly that there was nothing amusing in the incident; and ribald laughter died on their lips. For, be it understood, in those days it wasn't healthy to laugh unless the king laughed first. Bending gravely, His Majesty placed the garter around his own leg, the left, just below the knee, and the dance went on to the end. Then: "My my garter, please?" stammered the countess in charming confusion. "I shall return a pair of them, my dear Countess a pair done in gold," His Majesty told her gallantly. "Perchance there may be a jewel or so in the royal strong box with which to adorn them. You will honor me by accepting them." The Countess curtseyed to the floor. So, romantically enough, was born Brit- ain's highest order of chivalry, the Order of the Garter. Its insignia is a slender ribbon of dark blue, edged with yellow, and overlaid with shields of gold, upon each of which is the motto: "Honi soil qui mat y pense/" Its pendant represents St. George, armored, MY LADY'S GARTER n "on a white horse, poking a large spear down the vermilion throat of a green dragon with a barbed tail. Ten thousand men have died for it. Just what Queen Philippa, Edward's con- tort, had to say about it when her husband 'appeared before her wearing another woman's garter, or how the Countess of Salisbury managed for the remainder of the evening, doesn't appear. These, together with other interesting details, are lost in the mists of antiquity. For many years a lady's garter lay among the precious relics tucked away in an obscure corner of the British Museum. It differed from the widely known insignia of the Order of the Garter only in its apparent extreme age, and in the fact that diamonds and rubies were set alternately in the six shields of gold overlaying the ribbon. This was one of the two original garters given to the Coun- tess of Salisbury by His Majesty, Edward III. Something like a year since the garter vanished. Obviously, it had been stolen. PART II THE ADVENTURES OF THE HAWK CHAPTER I LOVE is the one immutable quality we poor humans possess. It is unchang- ing as the whiteness of snow, or the redness of roses, or the blush of the desert dawn. Its object may alter alas, how often it does! but love itself is an essential. That was as true ten thousand aeons ago as it is now, and as it will be ten thousand aeons hence. So, perforce, the delver into emotions must be trite in his expositions. 'Twas only a whim of the somber goddess who spins the threads of our lives that saved from triteness the affair I am about to recount. One wonders at times if there may not be a grinning countenance behind Fate's tragic mask! Who can say? In this instance it appears that the goddess acted deliberately. She had an afternoon off from her spinning, and amused herself by entangling two threads of destiny a white one and a black one. The white one was that of S. Keats Gaunt, poet, aesthete, and heir to millions; and the black one was that 12 THE ADVENTURES OF THE HAWK 13 of The Hawk, gentleman adventurer, master crook, and all-around expert in the legerde- main of theft. The result of her caprice must have amazed even the goddess in all her infinite solemnity. In the beginning genius unbound I am referring specifically to that rising young maker of verses, S. Keats Gaunt, familiarly Skeets had pierced the empyrean and in that starry vault found the Ideal; and had shot flaming, love-tipped javelins of poesy with so sure an aim that, wounded and fainting, that Ideal had fallen into his arms and nestled there, smiling. The holy fire of passion burst into iambics, and odes, and epics and things; following which we have the spectacle of a dreamy-eyed, long-haired young man going to his millionaire coal- baron father, and stating the case. The interview took place in his father's office, and at its peroration, consisting of two pasans shamelessly snatched from Shake- speare, John Gaunt swung around in his swivel chair and stared at his son scowlingly. There were a lot of things about this son of his that he didn't like; sometimes he caught himself wondering if anybody did like 'em! Some fathers are like that. i 4 MY LADY'S GARTER "And who, may I ask," he queried with exaggerated courtesy, "who is the lady you have chosen to honor with so marked an er er " He was never good at pretty speeches. "Helen Hamilton," replied the poet. 1 ' Helen Hamilton ? ' ' John Gaunt rose from his seat with a roar, and his big fists were clenched. "Helen Blazes!" And he sat down again. "Hamilton," Skeets corrected mildly. "What in ! You can't ! Was ever a man ! Why, in the name !" John Gaunt spluttered on into sheer incoherency. There were simply no words to fit it, that was all. Finally, with an effort: "You can't mean that snippy, redheaded, little turned-up nose daughter of of Brokaw Hamilton?" "I mean the most beautiful woman God ever made, " and the poet's soul was swimming in his eyes, "Helen Hamilton, daughter of Brokaw Hamilton." John Gaunt's face blazed like a rising sun; the veins in his thick neck swelled. "No!" the voice of an angered lion. "Why not?" Skeets wanted to know. "Her family is as good as our own better; THE ADVENTURES OF THE HAWK 15 her father has as many millions as you have, perhaps more; her social position " "No!" John Gaunt barked again thun- derously. "No! No!! No!!!" The young man arose and stood, unemo- tionally pulling on a pair of pale lavender gloves. He was not surprised at the objec- tion; he had rather expected it, because of an old feud between his father and Brokaw Hamilton. "I'm sorry you feel that way about it," he remarked. "Now, look here, Sammy, if you " "Not Sammy, please, father." "Samuel, then," and the belligerent voice suddenly softened to a pleading whine. "Now look here, Samuel, I've always been a kind and indulgent father to you, haven't I?" "I suppose so." "I've let you wear your hair long like that, and haven't said a word, have I?" "No." "And I didn't object at all when you began parting your name in the middle, did I?" "No." "I've even called you Keats when I remembered, haven't I?" 16 MY LADY'S GARTER Skeets conceded the point. "And when nobody would accept your poetry, didn't I buy you a magazine to print it in?" "Yes." A deep sigh, and the poet dream- ily brushed the long forelock from his eyes. "After all, posterity " "And haven't you been printing all you could write?" John Gaunt went on hastily he knew that speech about posterity. " Now, do be reasonable. Run along and play with your magazine. Cut out the gab about this snippy, redheaded little " "Pardon me!" and for an instant the poet's eyes forgot to be poetic. They glit- tered. "This this absurd idea about Miss Hamil- ton," his father amended. "What's your objection to her?" "I don't like her father." "It's not her father I want to marry." " I don't care who it is you want to marry, " John Gaunt raged suddenly. "If he, she, or it is named Hamilton, I object. Do you understand? That's all." "That is your irrevocable answer?" "Yes." Skeets strolled out of the office. 17 The following day the price of coal went up. John Gaunt had to take it out on some- body, so he put the skids under the consumer, and fell to wondering hazily if he could find a feasible scheme by which he might strip Brokaw Hamilton of his millions. Skeets spent forty-eight hours composing more iambics, and odes, and epics and things, all of them dripping gloom. Black wasn't half black enough as a simile for the melan- choly which possessed him. On the day of that fateful interview Helen Hamilton, too, had done the conventional thing that is, she did it as nearly as she ever did anything conventionally. Anyway, she went to her father. He happened to be a railroad magnate, like and yet unlike the masterful John Gaunt. Their points of re- semblance were a genius for accumulating millions and a hatred, each for the other, which had endured stanchly, unfalteringly, for a dozen years. Oddly enough, Brokaw Hamilton was, at the moment, engaged in working out a plan by which he hoped to apply the screws to the Gaunt coal interests through his own multiple railway connections. He was at a big desk in his study a curious 2 i8 MY LADY'S GARTER room, littered with articles of virtu, and rare and elegant bric-a-brac. It was an obsession with him, this collecting of quaint artistic trifles, anything that happened to appeal to his catholic taste personal ornaments, pic- tures, plate, jewels. One of the paperweights on his desk was the mummied foot of an Egyptian princess, and beside it lay a heavy, square-shouldered coin of the time of Nero. In a small glass case beside his pen rack was an antiquated, mangy goose quill with which, Brokaw Hamilton liked to believe, King John had unwillingly signed Magna Charta. Three or four cabinets against the wall were filled with treasures garnered from the four corners of the world. One end of his house was given over to the pictures and larger articles of his collection; here in his study he kept the smaller and more precious. The hobby had cost him millions, and he liked to recall that he had gouged many of those millions out of John Gaunt. Their warfare of a dozen years had been bitter, merciless, continuous, with no quarter asked and none given. Now for the coup de grace/ If this new plan he was working on turned out as he wished, gad, he'd make John Gaunt squirm! And he would celebrate the event THE ADVENTURES OF THE HAWK 19 by buying that Corot he had his eye on! A quarter of a million francs ! Dirt cheap ! Helen came romping into the study; she was the kind of girl who romped. Her vigorous young muscles were wiry and inde- fatigable; she could follow a golf ball for miles and clout it in the eye every clip; or play tennis, or ride horseback, or swim, or drive a motor car or repair it, for that matter. Altogether, an able young citizen was Helen, with a self-reliance that was inborn. She would have been astonished if any one had ever suggested to her that she might need help to do a thing. "Hello, Pops," she greeted irreverently. "Are you busy?" "Yes, very." He didn't look up. "I just came in to tell you I'm in love." "Yes, yes, " abstractedly. " Speak to your mother about it." Helen perched herself on an end of the big desk as one privileged, and sat there swinging one foot, nursing her knee. Her nose crinkled charmingly; a small nose, saucy, tip-tilted, piquant. "I say, I'm in love," she repeated aggres- sively. "You don't seem a bit excited about it. Do pay attention to me!" She leaned so MY LADY'S GARTER over and crumpled up the sheets of scrawly figures upon which her father was at work. "Do you hear? I'm in love!" Brokaw Hamilton was used to this petty tyranny. He reached for the crumpled sheets, knowing the effort to be vain, then with a sigh dropped back into his chair. "In love!" he repeated. "You? Pooh, pooh! Why, you're nothing but a child!" "I'm twenty-one , " she protested . ' ' A child , indeed! Why, I'm almost an old maid!" Her father's thoughts were far away. . . . There were hundreds of thousands of tons of Gaunt coal to be hauled every year. ... If he could get away with this, and keep out of the clutches of the Interstate Commerce Commission, why "Well?" Helen demanded imperiously. "Why don't you ask me who it is?" "Who is it?" obediently. "He's a poet!" triumphantly. "I mean a real poet a regular poet who gets 'em printed." She unfolded a sheet torn out of a magazine and smoothed it on her knee. "Now just listen, please; and remember I am the Helen of whom he speaks: " 'O Helen, thy hair is an aura of gold Helen!'" THE ADVENTURES OF THE HAWK 21 "Sounds like swearing," complained her father; "that 'O Helen/ I mean." "Why, Pops! I think it is perfectly heavenly. And there's a whole page of it. It goes on like this: " ' Helen, thy hair is an aura of gold O Helen! O Helen, thine eyes hold a secret untold O Helen! O Helen, thy lips ' " "Best thing I ever heard," interrupted the railroad magnate hurriedly. "So ori- ginal, too! Leave it, and I'll look it over some time. I'm very busy now." " 'Aura of gold!' Isn't that perfectly cork- ing, Pops? 'Aura of gold!' She detached a strand of her hair and inspected it critically by the simple process of looking at it cross- eyed. "But / should have called it red. Why, Pops, it is red red as a geranium." "Yes, yes," he assented absently. His eyes were contracted, his thoughts far away again. "Wouldn't it be scrumptious, Pops, to have a poet in the family? He could com- pose odes to our birthdays, and anniversaries, and and when the cook leaves. And I'm simply crazy about him, Pops ! It's been going 22 MY LADY'S GARTER on for months the poems in the magazines, I mean, all of them dedicated to me. Please, may I have him?" Helen caught her father's face in her strong young hands, and compelled him to look at her. "What does your mother say about it?" he asked, smiling. "Well, she doesn't seem very enthusi- astic, ' ' Helen confessed. ' ' You know, Pops, ' ' she ran on in a gush of confidence, "lots of men have made love to me, and there wasn't one of them I'd have. Why, I couldn't marry a man whom I could beat playing golf, and tennis, and all those things. But a poet! You see, he's different. One doesn't expect him to to do all that. His soul is above those things! He would be writing things about me always oh, lovely poems!" She leaned forward and dabbed her rosy lips against the corrugated brow of her father. "And he'd get 'em printed, too!" "Who," her father inquired finally, with