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 IVITH SIX FULL-PAGE ILLUSTRATIONS AND THIRTY VIGNETTES 
 BY JEAN CLAUDE 
 
 NEW YORK 
 
 D. APPLET ON AND COMPANY 
 
 1892 
 
Copyright, 1888, 1891, 
 By D. APPLETON AND COMPANY. 
 
 All ricrJits reserved. 
 
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 LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. 
 
 baby 
 
 She had to mount on a table ..... 
 
 What occupation shall I find for myself to-morrow? 
 
 My portrait is easy to sketch .... 
 
 " And if I have a vocation for a religious life? " 
 
 I am seated with my parchments before me 
 
 As an infant in long clothes she resembled no other 
 
 My three sofas, for example, are all alike 
 
 I threw my arms about her 
 
 My donkey perceives with great intelligence 
 
 It is he who has given me my book . 
 
 My dog had joined me .... 
 
 " My child," she said, "your case is not very seriou: 
 
 The altar I have made for my saint is superb . 
 
 I was taking off the smallest particles of dust 
 
 " What is that ? " she cried to me, throwing up her 
 
 "In 1885, sir" 
 
 The doctor bowed his head without answering 
 
 Benoite, who has been arranging his room 
 
 At distant intervals a band of ravens swoops down 
 
 F'inally, I strained a cupful for iiim through a scjuare of muslin 
 
 Do you see that image of St. Joseph? . . . . . 
 
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 PACE 
 
 But the flow had begun, and had to have its course .... loi 
 
 A study from Nature .......... 107 
 
 Its grandeur dates from Louis XIII and its downfall from the Revo- no 
 lution ............ 
 
 The portrait ............ 125 
 
 " Why are you all the time squabbling with your gentleman ? " . . 134 
 
 Hymen • . . 140 
 
 To begin with, Jacques, be shocked if you like 146 
 
 Then, without waiting, she attacked the fabulous bread . . .153 
 
 "As for you, mademoiselle," he added, looking at the old maid . . 159 
 
 With my little dagger I cut the name which occupies my thoughts 165 
 
 With Mademoiselle Colette as a guide 171 
 
 He went on and on, raising his eyes to me every moment . Facing 177 
 I held out>my hand, unable to speak . . . . , . .182 
 
 The writing of M. de Civreuse covered two sides ..... 190 
 
 The end ............. 195 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE, 
 
 March i, iS—. 
 
 " Keep mo, O Lord, from dying of despair and oinui, 
 and do not forget me, buried in tliis snow, which deep- 
 ens every day." 
 
 I have so often said this little prayer that now my 
 patience is exhausted, and I write it. Written words 
 have so much more force, it seems to me ; thev last 
 longer. 
 
 Also, because as a spoken phrase, which reverber- 
 ates against the high sculptured ceilings of my rooms, 
 takes more time than to think tiie 
 words, so writing takes the most time 
 of all, and 1 will write. This for to- 
 day. Alas ! what occupation shall 
 I find for mvself to-morrow? 
 
 My materials are scarcely 
 sufficient, certainly not elegant. 
 My journal has no back, the ink 
 is dried \\\) in the bottom of an old 
 bottle which I have discovered, my pens are lost, and 
 I have never had a sheet of paper here. Win' siiould 
 I have paper when 1 write to no one ? 
 
 To reach the village is impossible. There arc three 
 
6 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 feet of snow on a level, without speaking of the drifts, 
 which are high enough to bury the stage-coach to the 
 top of the wheel. 
 
 I have read how prisoners have written with their 
 own blood on pocket-handkerchiefs. 1 do not believe 
 it, for the writing blots, and one can not read it. I 
 know, for I have tried. 
 
 But I have mixed my dried ink with water ; I have 
 borrowed two long quills from the tail of a goose, who 
 bore the loss with patience ; and, by searching in clos- 
 ets, I have found some old rolls of parchment, as yellow 
 as saffron and as thick as cardboard, which, fortunately, 
 were written only on one side — the other was left for 
 me. I have the advantage of reading as I write. They 
 relate to the quarrels and lawsuits between a certain 
 sire, John Nicolas, and a lady of Haute- Pignon, whose 
 rabbits ravaged his clover-fields, and the limits of whose 
 fields were always in dispute. 
 
 Give me. High Powers, as neighbor, a John Nicolas 
 disposed to quarrel, and a domain whose borders may 
 be always in dispute. 
 
 Are there many people, I wonder, who realize the 
 entire meaning of the word " solitude " ? 
 
 "Solitude," says the dictionary, "state of a person 
 who is solitary " ; and, again, " solitary, without com- 
 pany, not with others." 
 
 And that is all, no commentaries, no remarks, noth- 
 ing which indicates that these words relate to one of 
 the most terrible afflictions of existence, nothing which 
 classifies, which says — there is solitude and solitude, 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. <r 
 
 and that the most terrible is not that of tlie Chartreux 
 in their cells five feet square, who have themselves 
 chosen these dimensions and their silence; not even 
 that of the Trappist monks, who i\\g their <;raves in 
 their little gardens, as the years go on exchanging with 
 each other encouraging words ; but mine, that of Co- 
 lette d'Erlange, who did not choose her lot in life, and 
 who is ready to rebel against her fate. 
 
 Alone at eighteen, full of ideas, with no earth! v 
 being to tell them to ; to be gay alone, to be sad alone, 
 to be angry alone — it is insupportable. 
 
 It was less trying in summer, and even in autumn — 
 trees and flowers understand much more than most 
 people think. In the woods, in a nest of soft green 
 moss, I had hundreds of voices which talked with me. 
 The insects which crept over my cheek made me laugh 
 by myself. Sometimes I rode on old Fran^oise, the 
 mare who turns the miU-wheel, and when she could go 
 no farther I mounted on my big dog to finish my ride — 
 my good "One," in whose shaggy coat 1 place my feet 
 as I write, and who looks lovingly at me. Finally, 
 there were the stars at night. I made confidants of all 
 that look on our little corner of the earth, and, when 1 
 told them my vexations, more than one made me a 
 sign of sympathy, which seemed to me like the look of 
 a friendly eye. 
 
 But this wind which has been blowing for six weeks, 
 this blockade, and the voice of my aunt, which is like 
 the wind, more disagreeable every day, combine to 
 drive me nearly to dcsj)air. 
 
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 No imagination can resist it all. I have come to 
 the end of all the romances I invent for myself ; I am 
 afraid that my brain is empty, and that, when I need its 
 aid in some extraordinary adventure, I shall call in 
 vain. 
 
 For I shall have my adventure some da)' — I can 
 foretell it already. 
 
 He is tall, dark, with black hair, straight eyebrows, 
 and severe eyes. His appearance is gloomy, his voice 
 is imperious, and in his glance there is a singular look — 
 Oriental for its softness, but Oriental also in the sleepy 
 blue light as of a cimeter, or like the recollection of a 
 terrible past ; for my adventure, to reach me, will have 
 traveled, perhaps, by strange routes. 
 
 His mustache will be small, a simple line of black 
 pointed at the ends ; and all this will be radiant for me 
 alone with smiles and an unlooked-for grace. 
 
 Will my adventure come to me in the fields, in the 
 brightness of the morning, or the quiet of the evening? 
 Will it come quietly or in the midst of confusion? I 
 do not know — I only know that it will come. 
 
 It seemed to me more probable, and certainlv nicer, 
 to find it in the days of May or June. In those months 
 I never passed near a hedge without looking to see what 
 it concealed ; but I hope even now, and ever}- morning, 
 when I open my curtain, I look carefully to see if its feet 
 have not left their traces on the snow under my window. 
 
 When I see that nothing has come, I make excuses 
 for it to myself — the weather is so bad, the paths so hard 
 to find ! I wish it to arrive with its arms and leers unin- 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. q 
 
 jured ; I even praise it for not risking- a sprain by com- 
 ing a day too soon; and I settle myself, sighing, to wait 
 for a to-morrow, which has not yet dawned. 
 
 Then, if my faith in the future becomes too weak, I 
 take down one of the huge volumes whicii fill the book- 
 cases, which have consoled me during rainy days, and I 
 re-read the histories of the different but always marvel- 
 ous princesses in past times, who were shut up in ruined 
 towers, but managed to escape. The analogy between 
 their lots and mine is really striking, and I onl}' ask that 
 mine may have the same conclusion. 
 
 If the tower that I inhabit is not in ruins — two of the 
 others have fallen — it may go any day. In the wood- 
 work of my room there is a door which gives access to 
 a secret staircase, and I have two eyes wide open and 
 brilliant and as fit to recompense a hero as any that ever 
 shone. 
 
 I say this without vanity or conceit, for 1 have never 
 appreciated the modesty that exclaims: What a beauti- 
 ful horse ! what a wonderful rose ! but which severely 
 forbids the same remark about a face which one has cer- 
 tainly not made one's self — simply because it is one's 
 own. 
 
 It is allowable, and even considered to be in good 
 taste, for a person to abuse his nose, or to declare that 
 his eyes are crooked ; but to say that the Creator has 
 made them straight, the thought is horrible I That is 
 something of which every one should be profoundly 
 igfnorant, as if the smallest mirror or the first brook 
 would not reveal it without the help of any one. 
 
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 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 
 One leans over — one looks, and sees a beauty. Is it 
 a crime, and would it be better to disturb the water so 
 as to see wrinkles ? The stags and the does did so this 
 summer when they came to drink, while I was dream- 
 ing close bv. When they had finished, they remained 
 quite still for a moment, with their heads bent down, 
 and their soft eyes fixed on their image ; then they 
 turned and bounded off, simply happy to know that 
 their brown coats were so shining, and their antlers so 
 well branched. After the does, I looked, and saw all 
 that they had seen, on the same blue background, flecked 
 by the same light clouds, and when I turned, as they 
 did, with a bound, it was no more disagreeable to me 
 than to them to remember my shining skin. 
 
 My portrait is easy to sketch, and resembles that of 
 the gypsies all over the world, for my 
 eyes are black, and my cheeks 
 freckled, but I know the skin is 
 white underneath. My nose is 
 short, and seems to me to have 
 been in such a hurry to see the 
 world that it would not wait to 
 be finished ; there was, alas ! no 
 hurry at the rate my life runs ; and 
 my mouth is like all mouths — which 
 are not too ugly. My only great regret is about the 
 color of my hair, which is such a reddish blonde that 
 it is more red than yellow, with locks which are lighter 
 or darker, like a peasant-woman's striped skirt. If my 
 aunt is to be believed, I shall never be tall, and she 
 
 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. \\ 
 
 has a way of murmuring, when I am near enough to 
 hear, " Little woman," which brings me clown to the 
 level of the ground. The truth is that 1 come up to 
 her elbow, but, as 1 know no man in the vicinity who 
 reaches above her shoulder, the proportion does not 
 seem to me very bad. And being such, and thinking 
 thus, I am waiting in my ice-covered tower, whose feet 
 are in the snow, for my liberator and my hero ! 
 
 March 2d. 
 
 A thing of which I have often thought, but about 
 which I have never dared to ask my aunt, is the nature 
 of our relations to each other. Is she in my house, or 
 am I in hers? Has she received me in her castle, or 
 have I sheltered her in my ruin ? And do the two 
 towers and four walls which are still standing, with 
 strength to bear their name of " Erlange de Fond-de- 
 Vieux," belong to Mademoiselle d'Epine or to Made- 
 moiselle d'Erlange ? 
 
 As far back as I can remember we were always as 
 we are now : she as cold, as tall, as dry, always shut up 
 in the largest room of the chateau, on the sunnv side 
 and protected from the wind ; I getting on as I could in 
 the house or out of it, in the cold or rain, without ap- 
 parent notice from her. With us are Benoite, who is 
 cook, farmer, butler, and gardener all in one, besides 
 being my only friend, and Fran^oise at the mill-wheel, 
 going at the same rate — though perhaps a little 
 faster. 
 
 Later came my two years in the convent, those two 
 
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 happy years, when I was talked to, called by my name, 
 when my bed was one of twelve little white beds all 
 alike, under whose coverings there were such joyous 
 whisperings, and during which I learned man}' things, 
 if I neglected some that were taught in the class-rooms. 
 My convent, where I formed eternal friendships, where 
 I learned to dress my hair, to use a fan, where 1 knew 
 for the first time what an ideal is, and how for a man to 
 be a hero he must necessarily be dark, pale, slightly 
 middle-aged, gloom}-, and sarcastic ! Who will bring 
 back those happy days to me? 
 
 The walls were high, but the rumors of Paris reached 
 over them, and, on the days when visitors were allowed, 
 we heard echoes of the world without which made our 
 conversation all the week. Oh ! those mysterious con- 
 fidences among the trees of the park, which protected 
 us like the most impenetrable jungle, but where the 
 noise of falling leaves frightened us and made us run for 
 safety ; those games of hide-and-seek around the bases of 
 the statues to hide from the nuns, whose censure was so 
 dreaded but whose voices were so gentle ; and the foolish 
 notes which circulated from desk to desk under the pre- 
 tense of geographical information — where shall I ever 
 find anvthing- so delightful? The Mediterranean Sea 
 signified one person, the Baltic another, and we made 
 them say and do things which overturned all the laws 
 of Nature. 
 
 Besides the notes, there were presents — knots of blue 
 or red ribbon ])inned on white paper, which was orna- 
 mented with devices and sentiments which were the ex- 
 
THE STOA'Y OF COLETTE. j^ 
 
 pression of an affection or a tenderness that made our 
 hearts beat. 
 
 Then came the day when my aunt sucUk-nlv appeared, 
 for the hrst time since slie took mc there, and brousrht 
 me home without a word of warniner. 
 
 Without preface, she began : " Your education is 
 finished, and, as you have not been able to establish 
 yourself in these two years, you must return to Er- 
 lange." Return to Erlang-e ! 1 was confounded. It 
 seemed to me that 1 was being put into a tomb and the 
 cover shut down while I was still alive. " But, aunt," 
 I stammered, "do not think I have learned anything; 
 on the contrary, spelling, arithmetic, history — " I 
 hesitated. I could say no more. I would have been 
 willing not to know how to read, so that she might 
 leave me there to learn the b, a, ba, of my speller. But 
 nothing embarrassed her. She interrupted me in her 
 usual w^ay : 
 
 " If you know nothing, my dear," she said, drvlv, 
 "you have wasted vour two Acars, and I could not 
 conscientiously leave you here another hour ! Besides, 
 it is your ow^n fault, and you have added to your posi- 
 tion of a young person without fortune the charm of 
 ignorance, which will hardly facilitate your way in life. 
 But, thank God, I shall not have it on my conscience, 
 for I have given you the chance of bettering your 
 position." 
 
 She rose quickly, but with a decision which put an 
 end to the discussion, and which ])lunged mc in such 
 despair that I cried out almost without knowing it : 
 
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 " And if I have a vocation for a religious life ? " 
 " In that case," she replied, turning- quickly with an 
 enigmatical smile, " I should leave you here." She 
 
 stopped a moment, then, mov- 
 ing toward the door with- 
 out looking at me : " I give 
 you twenty -four hours for 
 reflection," she added, and 
 disappeared, like a bad 
 dream. 
 
 I had gained twenty-four 
 hours ! It seemed to me 
 that I had peace forever. 
 The coif and the veil of 
 the nuns seemed to me 
 almost beautiful when I thought 
 of them as a means of snatching me from exile ! 
 
 Although it was strictly forbidden, I stole to the 
 dormitory at the first spare moment, and, with two 
 white handkerchiefs and my black apron, I arranged on 
 my head the coif in question. 
 
 Undoubtedly 1 was prettier in my ordinary dress, 
 but there was nothing repulsive in my appearance, and 
 the white band above my eyebrows and eyes made 
 them, I think, appear longer and blacker. That was the 
 first point, certainly the most important, and my resolu- 
 tion from that moment was irrevocably taken. During 
 the remainder of the day I practiced the austerities 
 which belong to my newly-chosen profession. Being 
 sent on an errand to the infirmary, which was at the 
 
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 Other end of the park, I managed without being seen to 
 go and return barefooted. I experienced no harm ex- 
 cept some insignificant bruises ; and, more and more 
 certain of my vocation, I remember that I passed part 
 of the night kneeling at the foot of my bed, pressing 
 against my breast a bunch of keys, a pen-knife (shut), 
 and an ivory paper-knife, that I had hung around my 
 neck as a penance, the points entering into my flesh in 
 a disagreeable manner. 
 
 Twice, when the sister on duty passed, I jumped 
 into my bed, and the rattling of my keys attracted her, 
 and made her bend over me for some time ; but she 
 heard such a steady, tranquil breathing, and saw eyes 
 so tightly closed, that she thought she was mistaken, 
 and passed on. 
 
 The next morning all was excitement in the con- 
 vent. An archbishop, who had been expected some 
 days later for the taking the veil by five novices, sud- 
 denly arrived, and the preparations for the ceremony 
 were hastened. 
 
 How fortunate ! I said to myself, while struggling to 
 brush out the curls of my hair, which resisted in spile 
 of all the water I employed. Heaven itself put all 
 these tests in my way, and this evening I shall be ready 
 to answer my aunt with a full knowledge of all that is 
 before me. I had no chance of speaking privately to 
 the Mother Superior that morning, and my toilet ex- 
 periment caused me to be summarily sent back to the 
 d(^rmitory. " You are disguised as a drop of water — 
 how charming! " said one of my companions, as we fell 
 
1 6 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 into line, and at the same moment the voice of Sister 
 Agnes was heard, but much less pleasantly : 
 
 " Mademoiselle d'Erlange," she said imperiously, 
 " have you dipped your head in the fountain ? Go 
 immediately and dry your hair and arrange it prop- 
 erly." 
 
 In the dormitory I could judge of the effect of my 
 efforts. My hair curled tighter than ever, and the 
 water hung in drops from the ends of the curls, and 
 wherever there was a ridge. The effect was certainly 
 not ugly, but it was not nun-like, and I dried as well as I 
 could the unseasonable ornament which shone like dia- 
 monds. 
 
 My exaltation went on increasing to the middle of 
 the ceremony : the flowers, the lights, the five young 
 girls dressed in white, whose long white-satin trains 
 swept the ground, excited my fervor until I was impa- 
 tient to be one of them. 
 
 In the distance I saw the congregation, and among 
 them a tall young man, an officer in uniform, whose 
 eyes seemed to me to be red. 
 
 Was he a lover come to look for the last time 
 on her he had loved? A rumor of this kind had 
 reached us, and it seemed to me the height of ro- 
 mance. 
 
 But when the five open coffins were brought, and the 
 novices, dressed now as nuns and concealed by long 
 black veils, were placed in them to hear the burial serv- 
 ice, my resolution suddenly gave way. I took out my 
 bunch of keys from my bosom, and fled without listen- 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 17 
 
 ing, and was scolded for the last time at the convent, to 
 pack my boxes myself in all haste. 
 
 At the hour fixed I was in the parlor, bag in hand, 
 my eyes wet with tears from the last good-byes, and 
 laden down with cards and pictures — tokens of affection 
 — but so resolute that Erlange appeared to me in a halo 
 of glory, and I walked toward the door as my aunt en- 
 tered. 
 
 " Well," she said, with a gesture of surprise, " what 
 does this mean ? " 
 
 " I am ready to go," I replied, without remarking a 
 shade of vexation which I remembered later. 
 
 I burst into tears anew in embracing the Superior, 
 and with my eyes obscured by weeping I passed out of 
 the door. " Eastern," said my aunt as we entered the 
 carriage, and two hours after we were traveling rapidly 
 by rail, in a silence worthy of the five new nuns who 
 had unconsciously driven me from the convent. 
 
 At the station where we got out, the rumbling old 
 yellow coach which ran to the village waited for us ; 
 my aunt pushed me toward it with a gesture, and, fol- 
 lowing the example of her silence, I showed her by a 
 sign that I preferred to sit outside. " No, no," she re- 
 plied in a dry tone, " you shall not leave me any more." 
 At the village Frangoise and the chaise were waiting 
 for us, and the same evening, stunned by the brusque 
 change, I found myself once more between the four 
 walls of my room, from which I perceived to my great 
 astonishment that all my furniture had been removed. 
 
 In the darkness of the night, my candle seemed like 
 
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 a funeral taper, my footsteps resounded as in a church, 
 and, realizing- how solitary I was, I did the only reason- 
 able thing I could do, and sitting on the floor, my two 
 arms around my valise, I wept abundant tears, though 
 it had seemed to me in the morning I had no more to 
 shed. When this was done, I got up to open my win- 
 dow to a ray of moonlight which struck on the glass, 
 and remarked for the first time how dark and deep is 
 the valley which isolates us from the remainder of the 
 country. " O God ! " I could not help saying aloud, 
 " who will come to deliver me ? " And a sweet little 
 voice, which I still hear from time to time, whispered 
 in my ear, " He ; be patient! " And since then I look for 
 him every day, I make excuses for him every morning, 
 and I hope for him unceasingly. 
 
 March jd. 
 Certainly writing has its good side, and I am fonder 
 than T expected to be of John Nicolas's parchments. 
 When I am seated with them before me, I forget, 
 and it seems to me that I am tell- 
 ing my troubles to a friendly ear. 
 I fancy that I have a deaf-mute 
 before me, that writing-implements 
 are necessary to our intercourse, 
 and I scribble on ! When I am 
 absent from him I think of all the 
 things I will tell him, and, when 
 I return to my room and begin to 
 speak to him, T find that one thing leads to another — 
 that if 1 tell him this I must tell him that, or he will 
 
THE SrOKY OF COLETTE. jq 
 
 never understand my life. Then I must i^o still further 
 back, turn pages, water my bottle of ink, and the sacri- 
 ficial goose must surrender more feathers if this weather 
 lasts much longer ! 
 
 I left off at my first despair and the words with 
 which my aunt had received me in the parlor — the 
 words that particularly struck me. " Since you have 
 not found means to establish yourself suitably in these 
 two years," she had said to me. 
 
 Was it to look for a husband that she sent me to 
 the convent, and did she fancy that the nuns in their 
 care for our welfare invited young men of good fam- 
 ily and of proper age to see us on Sundays and Thurs- 
 days, who would talk with us and bring us back our 
 balls and shuttle-cocks ? 
 
 The ingenuousness would have been great, and I 
 could scarcely imagine such a sentiment emanating from 
 the brain of such a woman, but it was worth while to 
 try to find out, and in spite of the length of time it had 
 taken me to understand it, in spite of the very real fear 
 I have had of my aunt ever since I was a baby, I de- 
 cided about two months ago to question her on the 
 subject. 
 
 From our short interview, I came to a clearer knowl- 
 edge of her character and also of her past life, of which 
 she never speaks, having apparently no pleasant remem- 
 brances of it. This fortunate glimpse has besides given 
 me an inkling of the lot which she designs for mc, and 
 which she arranges in such a manner quite contrary 
 to my own intentions. I do not trouble myself much 
 
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 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 about this, but let her make her little plans, feeling sure 
 that I have quite strength of purpose enough to refuse 
 to accept her projects, if it should be necessary. 
 
 Aurora-Raymonde-Edmee d'Epine has never had the 
 consciousness of having been anything but ugly at any 
 period of her existence. It is in vain that in looking 
 at her I try to fancy her without wrinkles, mustache, 
 freckles, and all that age has given her — there are cer- 
 tainly features which time with all its power can not 
 change. 
 
 Besides, Benoite is a witness, and certifies to her 
 frightful ugliness from the cradle. As an infant in long 
 clothes, she resembled no other baby. 
 The worst is, the evil was not only ex- 
 terior, but it covered a temper and 
 disposition that accorded with it. Did 
 the ugliness come from the bad tem- 
 per, or the bad temper from the ugli- 
 ness? Nobody could say exactly. It 
 was like the question of her poor di- 
 gestion and bad teeth. One asks one's 
 self in seeing her, " Which has spoiled 
 the other?" It is certain they are 
 equally bad. 
 Nevertheless, these are excuses, but the case is not 
 always so — sometimes ugly people are amiable. The 
 story of " Beauty and the Beast " proves it, and Benoite 
 says that the contemporaries of my aunt were more 
 often repulsed by the disagreeable words she ut- 
 tered than by her ugly mouth. Relatives, friends, and 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 21 
 
 strangers were treated alike, and I can believe that her 
 name Epine gave rise to many jests. F^rom all this, it is 
 easy to understand that a young girl with so many de- 
 fects had not an agreeable youth. Every one instinct- 
 ively avoided her, and my mother had been married 
 for years while my aunt was still waiting for the cour- 
 ageous man who would draw her from her celibacy. 
 She clung to this hope with wonderful tenacity — long 
 after another would have resigned herself; and the sense 
 of an intolerable humiliation and anger still remains the 
 principal sentiment of her heart. 
 
 Time has passed, but her anger and hatred remain, 
 and she cultivates her grievance with a care she gives to 
 nothing else. It is her cat, her parrot, her dog, the 
 favorite of her solitary life ; and I should see no harm in 
 her occupation, unpraiseworthy as it is, if the beast she 
 nourishes had not teeth and claws, and did not use them 
 from time to time. 
 
 The most curious part of it all is that her resentment 
 is not directed, as would be natural, against the authors 
 of the evil, but against happier women who have pleased 
 the men who had no eyes for her, and even against those 
 who in their turn may one dav marrv. Does she think 
 that in all sin one must regard the cause more than the 
 effect ? Does she consider the rogue who steals less 
 wicked than the apple or peach which tempts him by 
 its beauty ? (^r, perhaps, is this indulgence the last sign 
 of a weakness and partiality which have been, alas I but 
 poorly recompensed ? T do not know, for I have only 
 suffered the effects of this odd system of compensation. 
 
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 This sentiment of my aunt is so powerful that it ex- 
 tends to all classes and all ages. 
 
 The music from a wedding in the village, if it reaches 
 up here, drives her nearl}- wild ; and, on the rare occa- 
 sions when she goes out, if chance places in her way a 
 couple of lovers, or a bride leaning tenderly on her hus- 
 band's arm, she follows them with a terrible look which 
 they will hardly forget. 
 
 In fact, what she would like would be that her lot 
 and her unhappiness should be the lot and the unhap- 
 piness of all the world ; and she is at least logical in it, 
 for she has tenderness and care for the ugly, the un- 
 happy, the neglected — in fact, for all in whom her selfish- 
 ness sees possible companions in misfortune. But let 
 one of her protegees marry, and the charm is broken ! 
 
 Such is my aunt, and such are the causes of the 
 singular life I lead with her. 
 
 What catastrophe threw me as a child into such un- 
 loving hands I only half understand, but I believe that 
 grief for the sudden death of my father caused the death 
 of my mother shortly after. 
 
 My Aunt Aurora (I say Aurora, for, by a bitter irony, 
 it is the one of her names by which she is called) was 
 the only member of her family remaining, and the care 
 of the orphan naturally fell to her ; but, owing to the 
 manner in which she fulfilled her duty, the charge was 
 certainly not heavy upon her, and she simply ignored 
 me until the moment when, I know not how, she woke 
 to the fact that the traditional enemy, in my person, was 
 in her home, and that, by a natural transformation, the 
 
THE STOKY OF COLETTE. 23 
 
 child would one day become a woman. If this was not 
 the sole reason which determined our sudden departure 
 for Eriange, it was something of the same sort, for I was 
 hardly ten years old when she suddenly transplanted me 
 to this rustic neighborhood — where at first everything 
 enchanted me. 
 
 Then passed the uncertain stage of my childhood. 
 Each change was followed by my aunt with an atten- 
 tion which I should like to call friendly, but I fear it was 
 rather an uneasy curiosity that moved her. What was 
 to develop from the muddy complexion, dull eyes, and 
 hands and feet which never stopped growing? There 
 was still doubt. 
 
 Unfortunately, I continued to develop, and the day 
 that I finally shook off my shell, my aunt took me at 
 once to the convent. 
 
 My poor mother, looking forward into my future, 
 had exacted a promise from her sister that two years at 
 least of my life as a young girl should be spent in Paris, 
 and this was the ingenious manner of executing a prom- 
 ise to the dead without going against her own wishes. 
 I am persuaded that nothing would have made her 
 break her word, but she kept it in this way without the 
 slightest scruple, and now it is considered that I have 
 seen all that there is to be seen of Paris ! 
 
 When the time was ended, she came to tear me from 
 my worldliness, and brought back to Eriange the niece 
 whom no one wanted to marry, and who, she thanks 
 Heaven, will perhaps walk in her footsteps ! 
 
 This being the case, one may judge whether my 
 
24 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 proposition to stay in the convent suited her. A nun — 
 it was the best solution, one which would not in any 
 way hurt the feelings of her susceptible self-love. The 
 veil is not a husband ! and young girl and nun come 
 next each other when one tells one's fortune with a 
 daisy ; besides, any young girl can take the veil. The 
 convent is less exacting than a man, and does not de- 
 mand beauty of face in the person Avho is buried there ; 
 and I certainly caused more emotion in the breast of 
 my aunt during those twenty-four hours than I had suc- 
 ceeded in doing before since my birth. 
 
 But in the interval my dream of a vocation had van- 
 ished, and she had no choice but to keep my eighteen 
 years beside her, A neighborhood which she liked so 
 little that I can not help thinking that she saw in her 
 mind's eye the coxcombs of her youth, and thought of 
 the jokes these wits would have made on seeing us to- 
 gether — the bud on the prickly branch, alas ! long past 
 its prime. 
 
 If these are not exactly the words she used in speak- 
 ing to me, for few people expose their own weaknesses 
 so completely, the sense is scrupulously preserved ; and 
 I am certain, from my own remembrances, those of 
 Benoite, and what my aunt said herself, that I have 
 sketched her exact character in the past, in the present, 
 and even, alas ! in the future. 
 
 Since that time, life here has resumed its course, or 
 rather its stagnation, and my aunt considers it her duty 
 to shower words regularly on me, which ring like hand- 
 fuls of earth on a coffin, in order to convince me that 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 25 
 
 Colette is dead, and needs nothing- more in this world 
 than a Dc Profuudis. 
 
 And I let her e^o on. But Vive Dieu ! as the most 
 charming of our kings used to say. Let her beware, 
 for I am not dead yet, and I mean to prove it to her 
 some day. 
 
 March 4th. 
 
 My good John Nicolas, it snows still, and still 
 harder, and the thermometer has gone lower down ! 
 I wonder if it says truly, or whether, in taking it in 
 from the window this morning after breakfast, I acci- 
 dentally touched the shoulder of my aunt with it ? I 
 do not know, but I am thinking of burning my chairs 
 so as to make a bigger fire in my fire-place ! 
 
 To complete my misfortunes, my remembrances of 
 past months, which I have written during the past 
 three days, must have escaped from my room like a 
 flight of bats or rooks, for the increased bad humor of 
 my aunt can not be explained otherwise, and her pre- 
 dictions of the future have never taken a less amiable 
 form. 
 
 Solitude and poverty, for it seems that I am poor ; 
 walls of stone and walls of forgetfulness — she sums up 
 all the obstacles which separate me from the rest of my 
 race with a joy which she can not conceal ; and when 
 she exposes in her paroxysms of gayety her long teeth, 
 with decayed spots which make them look like domi- 
 noes, I shudder and think of an ogress. 
 
 Everything is not shadow, however, in her predic- 
 tions: she finds charming words to trace the picture of 
 
26 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 our two lives lasting indefinitely thus and finishing al- 
 most together ; and at this point, so as not to burst into 
 tears, I have to look at the windows, to assure myself 
 that there are no bars such as they use to keep the little 
 birds from escaping when they have neither strength 
 nor courage, and would die for want of food on the 
 roads. 
 
 The bitter waters have destroyed her illusions ; and, 
 whether I will or no, she wants me to drink in my turn ! 
 If fate will not force me to it, she will herself stir the 
 cup of Quassia amara, where all becomes bitter. Un- 
 doubtedly, the planets which have traced my horoscope 
 seem to her too indulgent, for she hopes to efface all 
 the bright lines in it, so as to bring it down to the level 
 of her own. 
 
 The men of '93 asked nothing more, after all. What 
 they wanted was that every one should be as miserable 
 as they were, and, to make sure that no one should dine 
 when they were hungry, they seized the roast. But 
 to think that a Mademoiselle d'Epine could wear the 
 Phrygian cap is a difference ! 
 
 While waiting for events, I decide to refurnish. An 
 accident disclosed to me a fact which I had suspected — 
 that my softest arm-chairs and least dilapidated cabinets 
 ornament my aunt's room. In spite of her efforts, the 
 door stood ajar, and one of those blasts of wind which 
 scatter the branches of our trees like straw from the 
 thrasher, threw it wide open as I passed. 
 
 It was a little palace. 
 
 My aunt must have consecrated the two years of my 
 
THE STOKY OF COLETTE. 2/ 
 
 absence to making her nest, so soft and beautiful it 
 seemed, only she did it with material that was not her 
 own, like a thieving bird. 1 have ceased to look for 
 the tapestry of the dining-room, and the few cushions 
 of the salon — 1 know where they are ! 
 
 Under such circumstances, delicacy seemed to me 
 out of place ; so I began to bring into my room all that 
 my arms, aided by those of Benoite, could move — four 
 arms with the force of six ! And my walls were fur- 
 nished. 
 
 On the other hand, the rooms between are left bare, 
 and from the right wing to the left wing there is a huge 
 desert in which we are guided on our way by our 
 camp-fires at the two extremities. The dining-room is 
 the only place we have in common, where 1 have re- 
 spected the silver, the porcelain, 
 and the chairs ! Seats, besides, are 
 not wanting — I have a great many, 
 if not much variety. 
 
 My three sofas, for example, are 
 all alike. They are of carved oak 
 gnawed by the mice, which have 
 rather interfered with the details of 
 the sculpture ; and have coverings ^ '^ -^'X'i 
 of green tapestry, on w^hich beau- [;, 
 
 tiful ladies and helmeted knights 
 converse in a garden whose walks lead steeply up to 
 nothing. 
 
 The pointed head-dresses of the ladies often touch 
 the tops of the trees, and all the faces arc in profile — 
 
28 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 the full face being doubtless too difficult to accomplish 
 in tapestry ; but the effect is not less gay. I have ar- 
 ranged each sofa in a panel of the wall, and my room 
 is so long that by the time I have reached the second 1 
 have forgotten how the first looked. From the first, it 
 would be possible to see the sun rise ; the second is op- 
 posite the west ; and from the third I can see the moon, 
 if there still is a moon ; but to-day from all three I have 
 seen only falling snow, and I should have been glad of 
 a fourth on which I could go and cry. 
 
 One can hardly count my tables. My aunt does not 
 care for tables, so I had many to choose from. There 
 are round ones, square ones, all shapes and colors, and 
 " One," who has, I am afraid, some of my vagabond 
 tastes, tries l3'ing under each in turn. From underneath 
 the smallest he can hardly get out, and in getting up he 
 finds himself caught, and, making a bound, flies from 
 the room, howling dismally and sending the little draw- 
 ers flying. But he will soon come back and furnish me 
 with the carpet of which my feet had never greater 
 need ; if not, would he deserve the name I have given 
 him, and which in its single syllable signifies so much ? 
 
 Formerly, when he was young, I called him Pataud, 
 an unpretending name, which I chose because of his 
 heavy gait and big head ; but I know the world better 
 now, and when I came back here, and had passed my 
 friends in review who still remembered me, and proved 
 it — only one remained, and that was he ! Hence his 
 name. 
 
 To go back to my furniture, I completed it with six 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 29 
 
 pric - Dicu which I found all toc^ethcr. They have 
 twisted columns and red-velvet cushions with gold tas- 
 sels, on which the traces of knees remain. I lost myself 
 in reflections over these two hollows, imagining the his- 
 tory and thoughts of those who made them, but I only 
 find a frightful smell of dust, and moths fly out of them 
 with a frightened air, heavy still with their long repast. 
 
 One of these pric-Dicu I take and put aside for its 
 original use, but the others must take the i)lace of all 
 the furniture which I need — low chaii'S, cozy-chairs, 
 arm-chairs. They, differing only by the names I give 
 them, help my illusions, and I could, if necessary, seat 
 twelve persons at once — if they were here. 
 
 My poor Benoite is in despair trying to arouse me. 
 When she sees me completely overcome with melan- 
 choly, she employs her last resource ; and she insinu- 
 ates gently, edging toward the door in case of need, 
 " Do you want to come and make cakes, Colette dear ? " 
 But 1 soon get tired of spoiling the dough and soiling 
 my fingers with the butter, and I seat myself on the 
 hearth while she does the work. 
 
 Another time she lets me try her knitting — an inter- 
 minable stocking, the stitches of which 1 can count at a 
 distance ; but 1 do not like knitting any better than 
 cooking, and the good old soul is reduced to telling me 
 old nursery stories to make me laugh : " Once upon a 
 time there was a king and a queen." But, for the love 
 of Heaven, where are they now, this king and queen, 
 and, since they had no children, why did they not adopt 
 me ? 
 
30 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 March jth. 
 
 This morning there was an excitement, and I laugh 
 again all by mj'self when I think of it. The provision of 
 ham and other salt meat was exhausted, and my aunt, 
 who is very fond of them, sent an order to the village 
 that some should be sent, so that about nine o'clock a 
 wagon with a linen cover, with the snow above the 
 wheels and all the bells jingling, entered the court. It 
 was Bidouillet arriving with his provisions. 
 
 A new face, a new voice, some movement in the 
 court ; it seemed to me that a curtain from a new scene 
 had been raised, and I rushed excitedly down-stairs. 
 
 " Ah ! Monsieur Bidouillet, it is you, and you have 
 brought some sausages ? " 
 
 " Certainly, mademoiselle." 
 
 And the little old man turned toward me confused 
 and stupefied, with his mouth open and his e)'es full of 
 astonishment, looking out from under his fur cap with 
 his merchandise in his arms, while his son, who had been 
 trying to rub the horse's legs dr}' with a wisp of straw, 
 stopped like a mechanical toy that has broken its spring. 
 
 Evidently they were both struck with my singular- 
 ity. The warmth of my reception greatly astonished 
 them, and I am sure that at the present moment they 
 credit me with a passion for ham and sausages which I 
 have never possessed ; but, after one has waited three 
 months for some one to talk to, one does not let him slip 
 so easily, and, while Bidouillet, who is no great talker, 
 followed Benoite, I seized on the boy whom I had taken 
 in to warm himself. 
 
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 31 
 
 " What do they do in the vilhii^e? 1 low do you j)ass 
 your time? And do they think that the snow will hist 
 much h)nger ? " 
 
 But the nicjre I asked the more mute he became, his 
 mouth stretched in a perpetual grin, and he was so 
 heartily amused at my expense that his gavety became 
 contagious, and we both laughed like two simpletons. 
 
 After that he became confidential. 1 le answered my 
 questions, and now 1 know that in the village during the 
 day the people prepare seeds, and put their plows and 
 agricultural implements in order ; and in the evening 
 they go to one another's houses, where there are heaps 
 of nuts to be cracked and apples to be pared and cored. 
 When the work is finished, they roast chestnuts in the 
 ashes and drink some white wine, and go home to bed 
 contentedly. 
 
 It seems to me that 1 smell the feast from here, and I 
 will open mv window this evening to try to hear the 
 merriment from afar — like the poor wretch who ate his 
 crust with a better relish from the odor of the roast 
 which he envied. 
 
 As for the snow, it may continue or it may stop, for 
 it is certain that with the first ray of the sun it would 
 end. I think I might have found that out for myself, 
 and I had supposed that among the peasants there were 
 knowing ones who could foretell the weather. 
 
 " And when vou are alone in the evenings, my boy, 
 what do vou do? " I asked at length. 
 
 " We sav our prayers." 
 
 " And when vou have finished ? " 
 
 3 
 
^2 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 " When I have finished, ah, my faith, Mamselle Co- 
 lette, I am already asleep." 
 
 Then we laughed again, and then we began to talk 
 of the flocks. 
 
 " Have the Bidouillets many ? What are they ? 
 And who takes care of them ? " 
 
 He described the sheep one by one like a careful 
 shepherd — as he is ; and when he added that the work 
 would be doubled in summer, there were so many 
 lambs^ 
 
 "Will you not need a shepherdess?" I asked him. 
 " If so, I know one who would take the place, and who 
 would not be too exacting about pay." 
 
 Immediately he assumed the cunning look of the 
 peasant who scents a good bargain, and with an indif- 
 ferent tone : 
 
 " Perhaps," he said. " Does she belong here, Mam- 
 selle Colette ? " 
 
 " Certainly she does," I answered, " for it is I." 
 
 For this time it was our last word ! Astonishment 
 seized him again, and I could not draw even a mo- 
 tion from him until his father called him from down- 
 stairs : 
 
 " Hello boy, are you there?" 
 
 I leave you to guess his answer, and what he must 
 have related on their homeward way. 
 
 " Remember me when you need some one," I called 
 to him as the wagon passed the door. " I was in earnest 
 you know," and I came running back delighted with my 
 morninof. 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 33 
 
 Just now I met Benoitc in the hall, and, in si)ite of 
 the pile of plates she carried, I 
 threw my arms about her, calling 
 out : 
 
 " Rejoice, Benoite, we will crack 
 nuts all this eveninj;^." 
 
 " Nuts," she replied — " what for ? 
 Do you want to eat them ?" 
 
 " No, no, my poor old dear; to 
 amuse ourselves ! It seems it is a very amusini^ tiiiiii^ 
 to do." 
 
 She went off shaking her head, but she has |)r()in- 
 ised to bring some down from the garret and to find 
 two hammers, and we will crack nuts by the fire. 
 
 March 6th. 
 
 For a week our two cows have been sick. The thing 
 does not seem funnv nor even interesting, but it has 
 been the means of making me pass the best day I have 
 had in a long time. 
 
 The first day they were ill we drank tea, the second 
 coffee, and Benoite spoke of a soup for the third morn- 
 ing; but Mademoiselle d'Epine does not like priva- 
 tions, and she sent word to a milk-woman in the vil- 
 laire who since then has brought the necessarv amount 
 of milk on her donkey every morning. 
 
 This morning, as she arrived late, 1 was up when 
 she came, and I was looking at her measure her milk 
 when my aunt rang violently. It is rare that the huge 
 bell which rings from her room to the kitchen is heard 
 
34 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 out of the regular hours, but when it happens, it is a 
 sign of something- unusual ; and Benoite, who suspected 
 the reason, took as a precaution her bottle of liniment, 
 guessing the return of a rheumatic pain in the left shoul- 
 der, which requires, as soon as it comes, repeated and 
 vigorous rubbing. 
 
 Meanwhile the old woman had emptied her can, all 
 our pitchers were filled, and she was ready to go. 
 
 " Did you bring too much ? " said I, seeing in the 
 other pack a second can quite full. 
 
 " Excuse me, Mamselle Colette, there is just what is 
 necessary." 
 
 " For us ? " 
 
 " Not for you ; for other people whose cows are dry 
 too." 
 
 " What ! You are going higher up ? " 
 
 " Yes, mamselle, up to the Nid-du-Fol." 
 
 She put on her sabots while she was speaking, shiv- 
 ered a little as she thought of the cold outside, took up 
 her measure and was almost gone, when suddenly, irre- 
 sistibly, the idea seized me to take her place on the don- 
 key, to go and distribute the milk myself in her name, 
 and so to take a delightful ride in the falling snow. 
 Only to think of it made me wild with jo}^ ; all the ac- 
 cumulated impatience of these days when I had been 
 shut up rushed over me, and I imagined the donkey 
 trotting in the soft snow, the wind beating on my face, 
 and the astonishment of the people up there at the 
 change of persons. 
 
 The good woman, to whom I had briefly explained 
 
THE S/OK'Y OF CO/J'.TTE. 25 
 
 my plan, cried, protested, and called Benoitc in vain. I 
 paid no attention to her, and got ready at once. Be- 
 sides, our walls are so thick, 1 was sure my nurse vvf)uld 
 not hear, and I was certain that, even if she wanted to 
 say no, I could make her say yes. 
 
 At the same time, I completely won over the old 
 woman by installiiii^ her near the fire, and showing- her 
 her red nose, blue lips, and swollen hands, and persuad- 
 ing her that an hour's rest and heat were just what she 
 wanted to restore her. I assured her that 1 would take 
 good care of her milk and of her donkey, and that I 
 knew the road perfectly, and where all her customers 
 lived ; and, before she could offer anv more objections, 
 1 had her cloak over my shoulders, her hood over my 
 head, and her stick in my hand — which vou ma\- be 
 sure I used effectually. 
 
 For the first quarter of an hour it was delightful: 
 tlic donkey trotted gently along, the falling snow 
 touched my checks as lightly as down, and I sang at 
 the top of my voice with the gayety of a professional 
 muleteer. But, little by little, the road became steeper, 
 and the stones concealed under the snow made us stum- 
 ble, and on turning a corner a sudden gust of wind 
 sent my cloak to the right, the hood to the left, and 
 forced me to dismount to arrange my apparel. The 
 wretched donkey seized the occasion to continue his 
 route, while I pursued him, uttering all the exclama- 
 tions I know : 
 
 "Oh! Whoa! Sto])!" 
 
 When caught, it was difficult to mount him. The 
 
36 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 pack turned, there was nothing solid to catch hold of, 
 and I placed m}- feet on a dozen little elevations before 
 finding one which was not all snow into which I would 
 sink up to ray knees ; and at last when, seated on this 
 tottering throne, I utter a cry of triumph, the donkey 
 is seized with a fit of obstinacy. His four feet seem 
 rooted to the ground, and in vain I urge him with my 
 voice, or the switch, or my heel — he is like a tower, ex- 
 cept for the occasional jumps which he executes, and 
 which make the milk spout from the can so that I am 
 sprinkled with a mixture of milk and snow up to my 
 ears. Then I try all known exclamations to make him 
 move : 
 
 " Get up ! Go on ! P-r-r-r — " up to the moment 
 when, our two minds being agreed, he suddenly starts. 
 
 At Nid-du-Fol the wind is a cyclone, and the snow 
 falls in a solid mass, and, when we arrive at the first 
 house, my nose and lips are like those of the old 
 woman. 
 
 Everybody cries out, tries to warm me, but, as the 
 air is getting colder, and they say there will be a tem- 
 pest before long, I start back almost immediately. The 
 hill is hard to go down, the snow, which is freezing, is 
 hard to get over, and sliding and falling we arrive as 
 best we may half-way down, when the final catastrophe 
 takes place. 
 
 My donkey perceives with great intelligence that 
 safety, which is impossible for the two of us, is still pos- 
 sible for him ; he lets slip his four feet at once, rolls 
 over, and deposits me in a deep hollow where the bed 
 
My donkey perceives with {^reat intelligence. 
 
77/A SrOKV OF COLiriTE. yj 
 
 of snow receives me like a mattress, but where 1 am 
 more entangled than in a nest (jf featliers, while he starts 
 off at a gallop that shakes the ground. 
 
 It was certainly tunny, and my first impression was 
 one of amusement, for I thought 1 coidd get up as soon 
 as I liked — but probably the shock had slightly stunned 
 me, for in spite of all my efforts I found it impcjssible, 
 and I felt myself so helpless that I compared myself, I 
 remember, to a May-bug turnetl on its back w ith its feet 
 in the air. 
 
 All my limbs were powerless, and gradually it 
 seemed to me as if my intelligence and will melted and 
 ran out of me like the snow that dissolved on my fin- 
 gers, and that my head was gradually getting empty of 
 all 1 was accustomed to find in it. 
 
 Otherwise the position was not disagreeable. The 
 depth of the hole preserved me from tiie wind, and my 
 bed, in spite of its coldness, was soft, so soft that I sank 
 farther and farther in, and, very gently, other flakes fall- 
 ing, covered me like a corpse that they cover softly 
 over. 
 
 As time passed, I felt the cold less; I liked the sleep 
 that was stealing over me, and, in sj)ite of the distinct 
 impression I had that 1 should never be taken out, 1 did 
 not feel afraid, and I could willingly have smiled. 
 
 Only my lips refused to move, and I experienced 
 what statues must experience, if statues ever think — a 
 desire to move an arm which is in marble, and can not 
 move, words which can not pass a throat that has not 
 been animated, and ideas which can not work in a brain 
 
,g THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 that is petrified and where nothing moves. Then little 
 by little — a blank ! and it seemed to me that 1 was no 
 longer a girl in flesh and blood, but a mass of lead, so 
 heavy I seemed. 
 
 I do not know how long this suspension of life lasted. 
 Was it an hour, a day ? — it matters little. I think I 
 should have suffered no more if it had been prolonged, 
 and, when I regained my consciousness, I was very near 
 being angry because so comfortable a rest had been in- 
 terrupted. 
 
 On one side of my bed was great grief — it was my 
 poor Benoite; on the other, I feel a moist nose which 
 forces its way under the sheet, and thus I come back to 
 life between my two best friends. On one of my sofas, 
 disregarding the dignity of my beautiful ladies, the 
 milk-woman is sobbing, and one of my first observations 
 is that her hands are as red as ever. Why has she not 
 warmed them in all this time ? 
 
 In the meanwhile I am still a little doubtful. Is my 
 bed of snow or wool ? But on stretching out my hands 
 I touch on each side bottles of hot water, and a series 
 of them down to my feet. It is a cremation. It is 
 useless to speak of the reaction one experiences after 
 great cold ; I should certainly not have felt this heat in 
 my ditch. I believe decidedly that I am at home. 
 
 Besides, the only familiar face wanting to complete 
 the picture comes out of the shadow, and I hear the 
 voice of my aunt : 
 
 " She is crazy, raving mad, and I repeat to you that 
 I can do nothing with her ! But, really, she might have 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 39 
 
 reflected that \vc arc not orj^anizcd for takin<^ care of 
 frozen people here." 
 
 So, 1 am frozen. This idea iinj)resses nie, and, while 
 the door is closed bv the aniiai)le hand 1 know so well, 
 all the stories that I have heard Hash upon \w\ mind, 
 and I have visions that make me shudder, of toes com- 
 ing of? with the boots, and hands falling off with the 
 gloves. Good Heaven! where have mine been left? 
 It seems to me that I am in spun glass, and, seized with 
 fright in thinking (jf my fragilit\-, I dare ncjt move, until 
 a cry of joy from my old nurse, on hearing me breathe, 
 makes me laugh in spite of myself. 
 
 ISIy lips are solid. 1 risk putting out my arms 
 toward her, and 1 find with })leasure all my fingers at- 
 tached to my hands. It is a delightful moment. 
 
 Then comes my story — a terrible story, like that of 
 rescues on the Mont St. Bernard, where the dog in the 
 person of " One " plavs his part ; and I learn that, next 
 to the dog, I owe mv life to the rapid galloping of the 
 donkey on his return journey. 
 
 A little hesitation, a little less force, the print of his 
 hoofs being three quarters filled up, which they fol- 
 lowed in coming to look for me, and I should have 
 stayed in mv hole until next spring! 
 
 After the tears and i)ity, the scolding came as a mat- 
 ter of course, and Benoite vowed that she would never 
 forgive me. 
 
 Her tone is so serious this time that I think 1 shall 
 have to wait imtil I kiss her for good-night, to make my 
 peace and to see her tenderness come back. 
 
40 
 
 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 Meanwhile she fills me with hot tea, which she 
 brings without looking at me, and 
 offers turning her head away ; and 
 in the intervals " One " 
 waits on me all alone. It 
 is he who has given me 
 my book, pen, even my 
 bottle of ink, and that 
 without even soiling the 
 points of his teeth ; it is half to 
 him, my mute listener, that I tell all this. 
 
 March yth. 
 
 If it were not for the zealous watch Benoite keeps 
 on me I would go back to my hole, for really anything 
 is preferable to the life I lead here. 
 
 No ill effects have remained of my adventure. I 
 have not even sneezed, and all I have gained is that I 
 have no longer the right to pass the threshold without 
 my dog's holding me by the dress, and howling until 
 Benoite arrives and makes me come in. 
 
 Just now I took up the book with the story of the 
 princesses who lived long ago, and I found that I knew 
 it by heart, for, without turning the first page, I contin- 
 ued the phrase I was reading, and I am afraid I must 
 wait for weeks to forget it sufficiently. The calendar 
 which I made for myself, where I effaced a day each 
 night, went too slowly for me. I have made another for 
 all the hours of the day, and, although the occupation is 
 twelve times more frequent, I catch myself moving the 
 
IHE STORY 01- COLETTE. 41 
 
 hands of the clock so as to have the pleasure soon of 
 passint^ my pen throii<^h the hour that 1 kill. 
 
 Certainly, this can not <;o on. 
 
 The roads will not always be blocked, and I will then 
 find some way to occupy my time, even if I have to 
 travel about the country with a peddler's pack on my 
 back I 
 
 I have thought about doinj; it ; I have even th(night 
 what I could take. But there is so little of anything 
 here. After much searching I have found ten old 
 silk dresses in the closets, and in a box some ends of 
 old lace — but what would our peasants do with such 
 things ? 
 
 A life I have dreamed of is that of a servant at the 
 village inn I To see people every day, to be always 
 active, to be always able to talk ; to laugh and to work 
 fnjm morning to night — that is a life worth living ! But 
 would they take me at the inn ? That is what I do not 
 know. 
 
 In the meanwhile sadness makes me weak. 
 
 I make concessions, compromises. 1 find myself 
 sacrificing something in the color of mv ideal, which up 
 to the present I have been so decided about. I have 
 even thought of blonde hair with blue eyes, and a good- 
 natured look, a small beard, a small person — anything, 
 in fact, if he will take mc from here. 
 
 Solitude enervates, and I begin to understand that 
 one can be tortured so as to deny one's firmest convic- 
 tions. 
 
 My torture at first appeared light to me, but finally 
 
.2 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 — finally, I think it would make me pass through the 
 circle of a ring if I thought I could escape from it in 
 that way, 
 
 March 8th. 
 
 INIy friend the milk- woman has just been here to ask 
 for me, and came up to my room to assure herself that 
 I had escaped in good health. 
 
 She hardly believed her eyes, and confessed that for 
 an hour she had thought I was dead. 
 
 How strange things are ! I have not even a scratch, 
 but the donkey, who thought he was doing so well for 
 himself, has to be kept in the stable in consequence of a 
 terrible cold, straw all about him, and warm drink served 
 in his drinking-trough. 
 
 The good woman does not worry about him. He is 
 subject, it appears, to such small ailings, and, with his 
 feet warmly wrapped up, he gets quickly over them. 
 
 So all is for the best, and I made my visitor sit down, 
 delighted to have a human being to talk to, and resolved 
 to make her stay as long as I could. 
 
 Naturally, my adventure came up, and T laughed in 
 listening to her exclamations of fright and pity. 
 
 " It is certain," she said, with a thoughtful air, " that 
 for a young person the life here is not gay, and one can 
 understand that sometimes you try to get out of it." 
 
 She thought about it for some time, then very simply 
 she inquired if I did not think that the best thing for me 
 would be to marry and go away, and whether my aunt 
 was not trying to do something about it. 
 
 I answered no, and this time very seriously ; and as 
 
THE STORY OF COLI-yiTE. 
 
 43 
 
 she went out of the chjor 1 licard her mutter to herself, 
 "The Mother Lancien could, perhaps, g'ive some p^ood 
 advice." 1 did not think ot (luestionini^ her thtn, but 1 
 am in a hurry for to-morrow to come, so that I can Imd 
 out who this Mother Lancien is who gives good advice, 
 and who, according to my milk-woman, may help me. 
 
 March gth. 
 
 It seems to me that one of the tiles of my ro(jf has 
 been taken off, and that for the first time I see blue sky, 
 and that I can already reach out my arm — the revela- 
 tions of my old woman have given me such hope. 
 
 To-morrow I will have the advice of Mother Lancien, 
 if I know myself ; and, if the oracle of this sibyl does 
 not help me, it must be that my case is desperate, and 
 there is no more hope for me. 1 will then struggle no 
 longer, but clasp my hands and say, Amen ! 
 
 Why did 1 not hear of such a woman before ? I can 
 only explain it to m\self by seeing how little the bats 
 and owls among our ruins know of what is going on in 
 the neighboring dove-cote. 
 
 However, the veneration in which she is held is so 
 great, it might have reached us ; one should hear my 
 milk-woman talk of her. When she spoke about her just 
 now, one thought of a Levite unveiling the altar before 
 an attentive crowd ; and, on listening to her, I caught 
 myself getting up to bow each time that her name was 
 spoken, as we used to bow during vespers at the Ciloria 
 Patri, our heads all bending at the same moment, like 
 wheat when the wind jiasses over it. It was not that I 
 
44 
 
 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 felt like laughing. I shall always venerate the magic 
 wand, whether it be of hazel or cedar, and I already re- 
 spect the cap of my counselor. 
 
 Death, marriage, birth. This woman is interested in 
 whatever takes place in the village. Is it she who 
 blesses the young couples, and distributes to each child 
 its lot in life ? I am tempted to believe it is, and, if I 
 were born at Erlange, I would go and complain to her 
 of what I have received. 
 
 She is something of a doctor, taking away the prac- 
 tice of the one from the city ; she mends and cures like 
 a fairy. Sprains, cuts, malignant fevers, she cures all ; 
 and, as her plasters smell of tallow, and her medicines of 
 mint and thyme, and her prescriptions are given in patois 
 — all things the rustics know — ever}^ one has confidence 
 and takes them. 
 
 Besides, she is not exclusive ; she receives all patients, 
 and more than one is brought to her from the hen-house 
 or the stable. 
 
 She knows the mixture to give so that a hen shall lay 
 at the proper time, the feed that fattens and that which 
 is hurtful, and there is no doubt that, if she had been 
 employed soon enough, our cows would never have 
 known the humiliation of being dry. 
 
 To complete an enumeration of her qualities, and 
 what touches me more directly, her skill does not stop 
 with material concerns ; there is no affair, however 
 troublesome it seems, that she can not arrange. Like 
 handsome Percinet in the fairy-tale, who could sort three 
 barrels of humminof-birds' feathers with three waves of 
 
TJIE STORY OF COLETTE. 45 
 
 his wand, she finds remedies for troubles with equal 
 facility ; and tlie most unbelieving^, those who go to her 
 as a last resource, come away satisfied. 
 
 So that the procession never ceases — animals that are 
 dragged by the halter, sick {jcoplc that are led hv the 
 arm, or patients who come to consult her at twilight. 
 
 A holy woman, a good woman she is, if there ever 
 was one, whose magic is no black-art, and who has no 
 witch's stew, and who has even time to go and burn can- 
 dles for the needs of her clients ! 
 
 1 will certainly see her to-morrow, even if Benoite 
 sleeps before my door to hinder my going out. Besides, 
 my poor old nurse will only hear about it afterward, I 
 hope ; I arrange my plans in the dark, and I prepare my 
 pilgrim's staff and caj)e most secretly — to such an extent 
 that I do not even let " One " into the secret. I suspect 
 his too great zeal, and there are cases where a dog may 
 say too much, in spite of his enforced reserve. 
 
 Behind the door where I have shut him u]) he 
 whines piteously, and scratches so violently that I think 
 he hopes to make a hole through which he can see. 
 But 1 am watching, and, the better to keep my secret, 
 I shall not speak of it any more, even to myself, until 
 to-morrow. 
 
 March loth. 
 
 There is certainly some secret affinity between the 
 snow and me, and it was very near keeping me in cus- 
 todv again this morning. 
 
 But 1 had something better this time to do than to 
 go to sleep in the wind. The man who carries a treas- 
 
46 
 
 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 ure, and he who goes empty-handed, walk very differ- 
 ently. I struggled, and here I am ! 
 
 I got out very easily. With Benoite engaged in a 
 serious cleaning, and " One " shut up in a closet, I was 
 safe. 
 
 With my dress well taken up, my mountain-shoes, 
 and a cloak fit for a grandmother on my shoulders, I 
 
 was ready to go to Siberia, 
 and never was there a gayer 
 walk. 
 
 Besides, I had not taken 
 five hundred steps when a 
 black ball rolled over and 
 over on the road — and my 
 poor dog had joined me. 
 
 Had he knocked over the 
 wardrobe, broken down the 
 door, or torn off the lock ? I 
 do not know, but from the 
 moment that I was certain 
 that he had not spread the 
 news of my escape, and that no one was following 
 me, I confess that I was delighted to have him with 
 me along the road, and to be able to discuss with him 
 all we were going to do and s?i\. 
 
 The house of the Mother Lancien is a little way 
 from the village, in a small grove of pine-trees, whose 
 branches spread out so as almost to form a second roof. 
 The snow is well trodden down on the path that leads 
 to it, and I am sure that in summer the grass is well 
 
THE STOKY OF COLETTE. 
 
 47 
 
 worn. For sonic reason, I headed the ])r()cession this 
 morning, and my solitude promised me a lonj; eonfer- 
 ence. 
 
 While I knock jj^entiv at the door, 1 look swiftly in 
 at the window. The prophetess is there, sitting; by the 
 hearth. Before her are five or six smoking saucepans, 
 and farther back a big pot whose cover the good woman 
 lifts delicately to smell the odor. I la I that smells of 
 fresh meat, it seems to me! A little shiver runs down 
 mv back, and, without knocking again, I step back a lit- 
 tle. But, bah ! sorceresses know everything ! Through 
 the wall this one sees me ; she gets up, opens the door, 
 looks tit me a moment crouching against the wall and 
 abashed as a little himgrv chimney-sweep, and, without 
 more astonishment than if 1 had come to her for the 
 twentieth time, says — 
 
 " Mamselle Colette? Come in and warm yourself a 
 little ; the wind is bitter this morning I ** 
 
 Then she settles me in a large straw-seated arm- 
 chair, and, while " One " stretches himself at my feet, 
 extending his paws luxuriously on the warm hearth, 
 she sits down again in her place opposite me. 
 
 At the first moment. 1 must sav I was much etubar- 
 rassed. 1 had thrown my cloak on tiie back of mv 
 chair, and tiie melting snow was drij)])ing down mv 
 back, but 1 did not think of retreating. 
 
 She, during this time, arranged the fire, brushed 
 up the ashes, without speaking ; then at the moment 
 when, beingf no lonirer able to control mvselt, I was 
 going to say some stupid thing — 
 
48 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 "Do you like them hot?" she asked, quietly, un- 
 covering the big pot again, and taking out some pota- 
 toes just cooked. 
 
 Where the skin was cracked, the mealy part — al- 
 most silvery, it was so white — was bursting out in 
 little rolls, and the rose-colored steam nearly filled the 
 room. 
 
 By this time my embarrassment was gone, and lit- 
 tle by little, and interrupting m3'self to blow on my 
 fingers or to change my potato from hand to hand, I 
 told her my troubles, and asked her advice. 
 
 Mother Lancien listened quietly to the end without 
 even a gesture, her arms crossed over her head, and 
 with an expression which became more and more 
 smiling. 
 
 " My child," she said, when I had finished, " your 
 case is not very serious, and I know of hardly any that 
 are at twenty ; but I am afraid the good people about 
 here have deceived you as to what I can do, and that 
 you credit me with a power that does not belong to 
 me. My remedies are very simple, and you could find 
 just as good ones, perhaps better, if you looked for 
 them. 
 
 " In cold weather like this, for example, I force 
 people with fevers and coughs to stay in bed — all who 
 have no reason for being out ; and at the same time I 
 send out all the men with sanguine temperaments, 
 those vv^ho like to sit by the fire and smoke their pipes. 
 In both these cases the remedy is good, and Mother 
 Lancien has the reputation of working a miracle. It is 
 
"My child," she said, "your case is not very serious. 
 
THE STORY OT COLE'JTE. 
 
 49 
 
 the same with all the rest. Between ourselves wc can 
 say — can't we — that it is not a difficult matter. 
 
 "Now you are offended, and \()u think that, if 
 you had known this before, you would not have taken 
 this lon<;^ walk to find an old woman who can do so 
 little ! Perhaps, however, we shall find what you need. 
 
 "If the times of fairies and enchanters are passed, 
 there are still ^^ood s^eniuses readv to helj) us in our 
 troubles, and it is to them that I advise ^■ou to go. God 
 forbid that I should speak lightly of them, or compare 
 them to those that were invented long ago! But in 
 this .case, where no one on earth can help you, why 
 have you. mv young ladv, forgotten the saints in Para- 
 dise ?" 
 
 " The saints in Paradise ! " 1 confess this stu])efied 
 me, and that if Mother Lancien had drawn from her 
 bread-box a young and handsome cavalier with a point- 
 ed mustache and {)lumed hat in hand, it would hardly 
 have astonished me more. However, as she was await- 
 ing my answer, I replied. " I did not think of them." 
 
 " Verv well," she said, " it is just as I supposed." 
 
 And she began to explain to me so clearly how one 
 obtains in praving all one desires — how one must go 
 to work ; of whom to ask such a favor, and of whom 
 another — that it really seemed as if she had lived fa- 
 miliarlv with the great saints of whom she spoke, and 
 that she understood all their feelings. 
 
 "When vou were a child," she said, "whom did 
 you ask to give you the fruit that grew out of your 
 reach on the trees ? Was it not taller jK-ople than 
 
50 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 you ? But you are grown up, and large enough to help 
 yourself to what you want on the earth ; but for that 
 which is still out of your reach, do as you used to 
 do, ask some one higher still, for there will always be 
 things which you can not attain." 
 
 She spoke so simply but so grandly, if one may use 
 the word, that, without prejudice to our cure, I may say 
 it was better than any of his sermons ; and her faith 
 was so real and so contagious, that my heart beat in 
 listening to her, and it seemed to me that up in the sky, 
 through the little window-panes, I saw all the inhab- 
 itants of Paradise, with their hands half open, smiling 
 to me from afar, and ready, as soon as I asked them, to 
 send me all the things at their disposal. 
 
 Why I had never thought of them I can not imag- 
 ine ; and when I think of the place which my fieuvainc* 
 holds at present in my life and in my heart, I am tempt- 
 ed to weep for my lost time. 
 
 But it is not worth the while now. Nine days are 
 so soon over, and they seem so short when one knows 
 that happiness is at the end of them ! 
 
 The Mother Lancien told me that it is to Saint Jo- 
 seph that I ought to address m3'self, as it is not within 
 the memory of man that he has rejected such a prayer 
 as mine. Only, the prayers must be frequent and the 
 faith unwavering. 
 
 Unwavering faith I certainly have, as if the saint 
 himself had pledged his word, and for an empire I 
 would not prolong my prayers half an hour beyond the 
 
 * Nine days' ])iayer. 
 
The altar I have made for my saint is superb. 
 
7 HE STORY Ol-' COLETTE. 
 
 51 
 
 nine days. Moses paid too dearly for the thoughtless- 
 ness of the second stroke of his rod on Iloreb. 1 will 
 keep to one. Only, I will strike conscientiously, and I 
 will iiiid such conyinciui^ words that perhaps the waters 
 will gush out before the end of the nine days. 
 
 Oh, this Mother Lancicu ! I worship her. And, if 
 she likes, I will find a place for her in the carriage that 
 takes nie away. 
 
 March nth. 
 
 The altar I have made for my saint is superb ; a 
 whole corner of my room is transformed by it. 
 
 What gave me the most trouble was to find a statue 
 of him, and in despair 1 was going to take one of Saint 
 John the Baptist in his stead, and beg him to allow him- 
 self to be prayed to as Saint Joseph, when I discovered 
 what I needed in a corner of the chapel. 
 
 The statue is small, in silver, and the lovclv little 
 branch of lilies that he holds in his hand has all the 
 grace of natural flowers. 
 
 By putting several things under it, I succeeded in 
 making it higher than the candelabras. and at a distance, 
 dimly seen high up, it appears still smaller, half lost in 
 the sky. 
 
 In front I have ])ut branches of hollv with red ber- 
 ries gathered from above the snow in the park, and all 
 vc\y prie-dicu, which I will not put to any profane use any 
 more. 
 
 March 12th. 
 How will he come to my aid ? Under what form 
 will he send my liberator? I can not even make a 
 
52 
 
 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 guess, and I lose myself in dreams as to how a saint can 
 manage from heaven to come to the aid of a Colette 
 here in the mountains. 
 
 In what mysterious way will he cause a stranger to 
 venture here ? And how will this personage present 
 himself ? Will he ring the big bell at the entrance, and 
 to announce himself will he say to Benoite, " Here I am^ 
 mademoiselle ; it is I who have been sent by Saint Jo- 
 seph " ? 
 
 I wonder and wonder until I give it up. 
 
 Then I am afraid that my surmises and questionings 
 are not the complete faith which Mother Lancien said 
 was necessary. " Blind faith," she said. Then I shut 
 my eyes and ears, and think of nothing. 
 
 March ijth. 
 
 I say my prayers so often, I kneel in front of my 
 statuette so many times in the course of the day, that I 
 am sometimes afraid of wearying him with my monot- 
 ony, and I rack my brains to vary my formula. 
 
 I turn my phrases, and put new words to the same 
 idea ; I choose my expressions with the coquetry of a 
 careful writer, and T wish I knew several languages, so 
 as to say my prayer in the morning in French, at noon 
 in Italian, and at night in Spanish, to give variety. 
 
 As the days go on, my hope becomes a certainty. 
 
 Only five days more ! ^^'^''^^^ ^4th. 
 
 In spite of myself, there are moments when I lose my 
 calm. The event, which is approaching so rapidly, and 
 which will change all mv life, moves and agitates me. 
 
THE STOKY OF COLETTE. 
 
 53 
 
 It seems to nic that 1 ought to be<;iii to make some 
 preparations lor it, and this morning I began to arrange 
 my wardrobe, and the little ornaments that 1 am fond of. 
 
 While 1 was biisv, Benoite came in, and as she 
 looked at me while I was folding two summer dresses, 
 she said, laughingly, " Are you going awa\-, my dear 
 Colette?" 
 
 1 did not answer, for 1 consider that I have not Net 
 the right to confide in her; but she did not know how 
 truly she spoke. 
 
 March i^th. 
 
 Certainl}', my saint and I understand each other bet- 
 ter every day. This morning, as 1 
 was taking off the smallest possible 
 particles of dust with my finest 
 cambric handkerchief, it seemed to 
 me that there was a smile in his 
 eyes, and that he moved his branch 
 of lilies slightly as a sign of encour- 
 agement. 
 
 March i6th. 
 
 Is there something new in my 
 face or manner, I wonder? for mv 
 aunt looks at me imeasilv. 
 
 I looked in the glass to see what 
 I could have revealed ; I onlv saw 
 my cheeks a little rosier, and mv eves a little darker. 
 It seems to me that all my colors are richer, and that 
 evervthing about me heralds the approach of the great 
 event. 
 
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 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 My poor " One " does not understand in the least 
 what I am about. Formerly, when 1 kneeled on the 
 floor it was to get nearer him, and he rolled himself up, 
 read}^ to play, or to serve as a cushion. Now I force 
 him to be absolutely silent, and my finger is always 
 raised when he approaches me. 
 
 March ijth. 
 
 My agitation increases, and I do not know what new 
 thing to do to show my fervor. 
 
 My faith constantly grows stronger, so that I am 
 even afraid it may become presumption, I feel so quiet 
 and certain. I begin to count on my fingers the three 
 cardinal virtues, but stop at faith. 
 
 Faith moves mountains, it is said ; why, then, should 
 it not make the small breach in my walls that would en- 
 able me to get out ? 
 
 All seems favorable, and significant coincidences are 
 not wanting. 
 
 Of all the months of the year, this counsel was given 
 to me in the month of March, the month of Saint Jo- 
 seph, and this nine days' pra3^er, which was begun by 
 accident, without premeditation, almost without reflec- 
 tion, will be ended on the/r/r-dav of the saint ! 
 
 Without being too sanguine, or being too eager, I 
 may say that it is evident that this was arranged for me 
 — a silent guardianship of which I understand perfectly 
 the value, and know what the result will be ! 
 
THE STORY OF COLETrK. 
 
 55 
 
 March jSth. 
 
 The wind blows, the snow falls in masses, and before 
 this iinmaculate coverinij^ I am frij^htened to think of 
 the risks of my poor traveler. 
 
 Sometimes it seems to me that this asi)ect (jf nafuic 
 is a picture of my life : level and colorless like the pure 
 white snow that covers the fields — waiting for the 
 marks of footsteps ! Then I forget analogies in think- 
 ing of the present moment — tiie practical side of it 
 all. 
 
 Will he be able to make out his way between the 
 two lines of hill ; and if an accident happens to him as 
 to me, and he loses his footing suddenly on the edge of 
 some ditch, who will come to warn me? 
 
 If 1 had still time, 1 would look for another saint, 
 and I would pray him to lighten his wav with a little 
 sunshine, to make the journey less difficult. 
 
 But that would be to doubt, and perhai)s niv own 
 saint would be angry — so I trust myself to him en- 
 tirely ! 
 
 Afarck igth. 
 
 The dav of the commencement of my new life, the 
 day of destiny for me ! I am all agitation, and it seems 
 to me that mv blood is boiling in my veins and ready to 
 burst forth. 
 
 Mv pravers even do not tranquillize me. To-day I 
 kneel in front of the window; mv voice can easih' reach 
 the altar, while I keep my eves fixed on the court. 
 
 Everv noise agitates lue, the least movement makes 
 me tremble. 1 hear footsteps! " Are thev his.-*" Some 
 
c5 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 one knocks ! " Have they come to look for me ? " — 
 And so for everything. 
 
 However, I do not think he can be here before 
 noon. That hour is the epoch of the day. It is the 
 middle, and, though we can not see the sun, we know 
 that it turns in its course at that time. 
 
 Also for me there would be an analogy — my early 
 morning is finished, the full day is about to open. 
 
 Everything is ready ! I have put on my most be- 
 coming dress, and in my hair and at my belt I have put 
 two little branches of green — the color of hope, the only 
 thing that the cold has not killed in the park or in my 
 heart ! Without saying anything, I persuaded Benoite 
 to make her breakfast a little better, so that I could in- 
 vite a guest without embarrassment. And now I am 
 waiting. . . , 
 
 As in the song we used to sing in the convent, 
 
 " Midday is past," and nothing' has happened. 
 I am still waiting at the window, 
 The coming night makes me sad. 
 
 However, in the twilight 1 can still see a long dis- 
 tance, and I watch without ceasing. How long the 
 luncheon seemed to me ! In spite of mvself, I could 
 not keep my eyes from the window, though there was 
 no need for such haste — since I am still alone. Doubt- 
 less my saint prefers the evening shadows, and is wait- 
 ing for the darkness to hide his face when he brings me 
 my happiness. 
 
 He has until midnight ; it is his right, and I prepare 
 
THE STORY OJ' COLETTE. 5-r 
 
 to watch. A hiig-c los^ on the fire, my arm-chair near 
 the window, and before the altar the last candle that re- 
 mains to me, a very little one ! But to reach to heaven, 
 not even that is needed, I think ; and as for w\\ traveler 
 — it is enough to make a red point in the darkness of the 
 night, and my saint, if he chooses, can easily make it 
 shine like a star. 
 
 March 20th. 
 
 I am sad, 1 am cold, and even in my bed 1 can not 
 get warm after my long, cold watch. 
 
 It is late — midnight. I never before watched so late, 
 and at this hour, in this perfect calm and quiet, one feels 
 one's self so small, so insignificant ! 
 
 Outside, the moon had risen over the great stretch 
 of whiteness, and made long lines of silver light. The 
 distant pine-trees seemed to have their branches fringed 
 with crystal. But the hours were so long ! As the 
 time approached, mv heart beat faster, and it seemed 
 to me as if it were something outside of me wliich made 
 all this noise. Then, at the first of the twelve strokes, 
 everything stopped. " Now or never ! " I thought, and 
 I waited until the clock had finished striking, with my 
 hands closelv pressed over mv eyes, waiting until it was 
 over, to look. But after, as before, the court was empty, 
 the bell silent, and the road without the least sign of 
 life! 
 
 At the same time mv taper went out, with a little 
 
 spluttering. It was burned out, I suppose, but, all the 
 
 same, it seemed as if tiie image blew it out to show me 
 
 that evervthing was over. It was dismal. The heart, 
 
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 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 however, is so made that in spite of myself I took back 
 my " never " of a little while ago. It is not for now, it 
 is true, but to-morrow will come, and one does not hag- 
 gle with a saint for a fixed hour or minute, as if it were 
 an ordinary bargain. 
 
 Perhaps he prefers that nine davs should be com- 
 pletely finished, and to give the reward the next day. 
 One can really give credit for twenty-four hours. 
 
 So reflecting, I went to sleep, calmly, if without joy, 
 and here I am again looking out. 
 
 And now, how will to-day end ? 
 
 March 2jd. 
 
 How it ended ? O Heavens ! who could have fore- 
 seen such a thing, and who could have thought that by 
 a foolish imprudence I should nearly cause the death of 
 a man ? 
 
 How it happened I can hardly remember now, but 
 the waiting without result made me nervous, I think. 
 
 The hours that passed bringing me nothing were 
 horribly long, and my hopes, as they left me, made me 
 heart-sick. 
 
 The more passionately I had believed, the more bit- 
 ter was the disillusion, and little by little an intense 
 anger and resentment seized me. 
 
 It was all a deception ! 
 
 Had I not prayed with all m}- heart? Then why 
 were the promises n(^t fulfilled ? 
 
 I asked this aloud, begging and praying before my 
 statue, and afterward getting angry and abusing it. 
 
 But, of course, my reproaches had no more effect 
 
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 than my prayers. Only, in speaking, I excited myself, 
 and I was angry at the silence of the metal, as if 1 could 
 expect anything else. 
 
 Since I told my saint all \w\ troubles, and j)romised 
 him all that ni}- imagination and my heart could suggest, 
 why did he remain silent? 
 
 When people are alone on the earth, with no one to 
 listen to them, if they pray to heaven and no one listens 
 to them there, what can they do ? 
 
 And between each woid 1 stopped, I waited, I gave 
 him time — and always the same silence, and nothing 
 happened. 
 
 Then suddenly, revolted, exasperated, in such a pas- 
 sion of anger as I had never known, and feeling that I 
 had the right to revenge myself, 1 seized the statue, and 
 with all my strength hurled it through the window into 
 the road, crying out : 
 
 " You have deceived me. Go ! " 
 
 The glass that it had broken in its passage fell on the 
 floor just as I heard a cry below. 
 
 It was a man, and his face was covered with blood. 
 My Saint Joseph had made a hole in his forehead above 
 his left eye, and, as he fell back from the force of the 
 blow, his feet had caught in the stones fallen from the 
 wall, and his knee was broken. 
 
 These last three nights Benoite and 1 have watched 
 him, and as I sit waiting by his bed the tears fall. 
 
6o THE SrORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 March 24th. 
 The doctor has been here, and the knee has been 
 put in splints ; but the man's head is not clear yet, which 
 is a bad sign, it seems. 
 
 We put ice on his head ; there is plenty of that here 
 at least ; and as the doctor left just now, he said, tap- 
 ping me on the shoulder : 
 
 " If he does not get well, it will not be your fault, 
 little nurse. Have good courage." 
 
 Good courage, when I see his bandages and listen to 
 his delirium ! However, I am glad to do all I can, and 
 I am all the time trving to think of something more I 
 can do for him. 
 
 But what difficulties with my aunt ! what cries and 
 scenes at the beginning ! At the moment when Be- 
 noite and I, putting out all our strength, had succeeded 
 
 in carrying the heavy 
 weight into the kitch- 
 en, she entered by an- 
 other door. 
 
 " What is that ? " 
 she cried to me, 
 throwing up her 
 arms. 
 
 " A wounded 
 man, aunt." 
 
 And as I spoke, 
 we laid him down 
 provisionally on a blanket spread before the hearth. 
 
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 "A wounded man? What do you expect me to do 
 with a wounded man ? Where did you find him ? " 
 
 And as she multiplied hei- cjuestions, Ben(jite an- 
 swered her. without ceasinij^ her task: 
 
 " Mademoiselle struck him on the head, ihrowinj^- 
 somethini^ out of the window." 
 
 " But who is he? What does he say? Wiiat does 
 he want ? " 
 
 " lie wants to be let alone, and somethinjr to stoj> 
 the blood," I could not help answeiini^, shru<^gini( my 
 shoulders. 
 
 " I will not have him — you know I w ill not have 
 him ! " she replied, moving away. " I do not receive 
 men here." 
 
 " 1 do not offer him to you," I replied, more firml}' ; 
 " it is mv affair." 
 
 " And what will vou do with him ?" 
 
 " 1 shall take care of him, of course." 
 
 " Where, and with whom ? Alone, night and day ? " 
 
 " With my nurse, and 1 will give him my room." 
 
 "Vou are a fool!" she said, violentlv, turning her 
 back ; " I can hinder that." 
 
 " How ? By putting him out, and leaving him to die 
 in the darkness ? " 
 
 " Nonsense ! " she replied. " These are big words ; 
 one does not die of such a trifle. In less than an hour 
 you will see that the man himself will wish to go awav, 
 and he will certainly not understand xowy lamenta- 
 tions." 
 
 " You may be sure I shall not force him to stay." 
 
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 " And if he remains as he is, what do you expect to 
 do?" 
 
 " I have told you already," I replied, completely los- 
 ing patience, and raising my handkerchief that I was 
 holding against the wound ; " I intend to cure the wound 
 that you see there, and when it is healed, and he is ready 
 to go away, as you said, I intend to beg him with all my 
 might to pardon me the evil I have done him. Do you 
 understand ?" 
 
 And not wishing to hear anything more, or to add 
 anything to this odious discussion, which I was afraid 
 mio-ht reach the ears of the wounded man, I sent Benoite 
 to prepare what was necessary, while I remained on my 
 knees by his side, moistening his forehead with water, 
 and waiting with the greatest anxiety the first sign of 
 life. 
 
 But his lips remained closed and white, and the little 
 stream of blood continued to trickle down on the white 
 wool, making a rapidly increasing spot. 
 
 My aunt walked up and down on the other side of 
 the room like a caged lioness, murmuring incessantly the 
 same things. Gradually the fear grew on me that the 
 closed eyes would never open, and that I was bending 
 over the forehead of a dead man, on which the mark of 
 my hand would remain forever. 
 
 Then all at once I saw Benoite run past and from the 
 door-step call loudly to some one to stop ; and a second 
 after the doctor entered with her. 
 
 Certainly, Providence sent him by our little road ; 
 and my nurse, who had seen him from the window, had 
 
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 63 
 
 been able to stop him in time. An hour later, they had 
 together installed the poor man in his bed, dressed his 
 wounded head, and brought back, if not his intelligence, 
 at least his respiration, which was now casv and regular. 
 
 With the authoi"il\- w liich a stranger and a physician 
 alone could exercise over my aunt, the doctor, indignant 
 at her talk, made her go out at once. When he took his 
 leave she was still in the hall beside me, complaining 
 and repeating her rclusal to take care of the wounded 
 man. As soon as she saw the doctor she exclaimed : 
 
 " You know, doctor, this is wot mv affair ; 1 will have 
 nothing to do with it ! " 
 
 " Quite right, madame," he replied brusquely ; " young 
 hands are more gentle and lighter for dressing wounds, 
 and a fresh young face is good for the sight of a sick 
 person." 
 
 It is three days since then. If the fever is a little 
 less, his ideas are always wandering. 
 
 The name that he pronoimces oftenest is that of a 
 certain Jacques, and he makes the most extraordinary 
 discourses to him, with such queer words that, in spite 
 of myself, I laugh and cry at the same time. Then he 
 repeats the only phrase which he has uttered since he 
 fell. At the moment when Benoite and I ran out. he 
 was lying on the ground, but not quite unconscious, and 
 as I reached him, crying out, " Good heavens, sir, what 
 has happened ? " he raised himself on one knee, and with 
 something of a smile, if a man can smile in such a state — 
 
 " Ah I ah ! " he said, " it is the Brahman ! " 
 
 Then he fell, and we carried him in. I lis Brahman 
 
64 THE SrORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 has come back occasionally since then, and I can not 
 understand what he means by it. 
 
 We know nothing at all as to who or what he is. 
 The doctor has inquired at the village inns ; no traveler 
 answering to his description had been seen, and it looks 
 as if he sprang out of the earth into our unlucky road. 
 
 His clothes are elegant. He has a short, tight-fitting 
 coat in superb fur ; his hands are white ; and all of his 
 face that the bandage does not cover is handsome. 
 
 In his pocket, nothing but a card-case without ad- 
 dress, and, for a valise, a small black leather bag, which 
 he carried on his back. I hate the idea of forcing it open, 
 and the doctor consents to wait a few days, hoping that 
 he will be able to answer for himself. 
 
 Benoite makes the wildest suppositions. 
 
 " He is perhaps a peddler," she said to me just now, 
 looking at the odd shape of his luggage ; " or perhaps a 
 photographer. Some of them have as little with them." 
 
 I do not believe that. From his hands, his eyebrows, 
 and his beard, I am sure he may be a duke or a count, 
 and in any case a gentleman, and I try to guess his age 
 and name. 
 
 Is he handsome ? I do not think so, and I do not now 
 give a thought. My remorse and m}^ torments occupy 
 me completely, so that I take neither food nor sleep, and 
 the doctor was very angry at finding me still up this 
 morning. 
 
 He used his authority to make me go down and walk 
 in the court. 
 
 But the air was too much for me ; I felt ill, and went 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 65 
 
 back to the bedside, determined not to leave it again 
 until the patient's consciousness should return. 
 
 If I could hear one sensible word to show that his 
 head is all right, the rest would be nothing. 
 
 March 2^th. 
 
 He has spoken--it is accomplished! and 1 am so 
 wild with happiness that I should like to cry it 
 aloud. 
 
 Last evening, in spite of being sleepy, I insisted on 
 watching, and in order to be more at my ease than in 
 my dresses with tight sleeves and double skirts, which 
 catch upon everything, I had put on, in place of a dress- 
 inof-irown, the least faded of the old silk dresses that I 
 hunted out last summer in the store-room. In the wide 
 skirt, straight and simple, with the waist which seemed 
 made for me, I felt myself so comfortable that, I hardly 
 know how it happened, very soon I fell asleep in my 
 arm-chair, and so quickly that I made no struggle to 
 keep awake, and remained so, completely forgetting my 
 patient, for perhaps two hours. 
 
 Then the dimly burning lamp, the dying fire, and the 
 feeling of cold and sadness that always comes at those 
 hours, woke me, and I ran to look at the clock. 
 
 In a few minutes more, the time would arri\c for 
 giving him his medicine. I had yet time to make up 
 the fire, for the room was getting cold. 
 
 I was on mv knees, placing a large stick of wood on 
 the coals, and blowing with my nnjuth the bits of dry 
 moss, when suddenly I heard a voice speaking to me. 
 
66 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 My surprise was so great that I jumped up with a cry 
 of fright, understanding nothing at first. 
 
 Then immediately I thought of the wounded man, 
 and ran to the bed. It was really he who called. Rest- 
 ing on his elbow, his uncovered eye wide open, and 
 looking at me with intense curiosity, he seemed more 
 surprised than he would have been if he had found him- 
 self suddenly transported to the other world, and, be- 
 fore renewing his question, he waited so long, looking 
 at me from head to foot, that I was going to question 
 him myself, when, anticipating me, he broke in : 
 
 " Madame," he said, hesitating, as if to see whether 
 I would protest, " I beg you to tell me where I am." 
 
 " In the Chateau of Erlange de Fond-de-Vieux, sir," 
 I replied, trembling a little. 
 
 " Perfectly unknown ! " he muttered. " Then you 
 are the chatelaine ?" he continued, raising his head. 
 
 " Half — yes." 
 
 " And, excuse my stupidity, I beg, madame -, but, re- 
 ally, I think I have lost my senses— what am I doing 
 here, if you please?" 
 
 " Waitinsf to gr-et well. After your terrible accident 
 we brought you in here, and — " 
 
 " Ah ! it was an accident," said he ; and as I was 
 about to say to him, " I beg you to be sure it was noth- 
 ing else," he continued, always with the same calm man- 
 ner : 
 
 " Will you oblige me, madame, still further by telling 
 me in what year we are ? " 
 
 If I had not seen the perfect calm of his face, I 
 
" In 1885, sir." 
 
rilK STORY OF COLETTE. 67 
 
 should have supposed that he was again delirious, but 
 he spoke with pciiect self-possession, and I rej)lic(i me- 
 chanically : 
 
 " In 1885, sir." 
 
 " Really I " said he in a low voice, as if speakiiiij^ to 
 himself ; " 1 should not have thought it was the fashion." 
 Then, without transition : " Will it be possible for you 
 to give me pen and paper, in order that I may write to 
 a friend who must be very anxious about me?" 
 
 " M. Jacques ? " I asked, in spite of myself. 
 
 " Preciselv," he replied. *' Has he then been here, 
 mad am c? " 
 
 " No, but in vour delirium — " 
 
 " Ah ! 1 have been delirious," said he. " Hum I have 
 1 spoken for young ears?" 
 
 And as I shook my head without reflection — 
 
 " Yes? Very well, so much the better. Frenzy has 
 then more good sense than reason. And you will be so 
 kind, madame, as to give me — " 
 
 "All vou want to-morrow, it is night now, and one 
 does not write at night." 
 
 " Why," he asked, " when one has lamps ? " And he 
 smiled to himself at what he said, like a child. 
 
 " Because the doctor orders the most complete calm 
 and repose for you, and he woidd never forgive me for 
 having permitted it," I replied. 
 
 His eyebrows contracted like those o\. a j)erson un- 
 used to resistance, and he thrust out his arm so quickly 
 that, in spite of myself, I stepped back. lie smiled 
 again then, and, inclining his head — 
 
68 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 " Do not be afraid, and excuse me for keeping- you 
 standing-. In truth, a sick man is a poor cavalier." And 
 with his finger he pointed to an arm-chair. 
 
 For my part I was confounded. This man awaking 
 from delirium among strangers, suffering very much, 
 who spoke tranquilly on each subject, in this half-sar- 
 castic manner, without inquiring what the accident was 
 which had thrown him into this bed — he resembled 
 nothing that I had ever imagined. 
 
 Without sitting down, I had placed my hand on the 
 back of the chair, and stood there before this remark- 
 able person, speechless and in a maze. Then the half- 
 hour struck, and I remembered his medicine. 
 
 " You must drink this," I said, taking the glass 
 already prepared from the table. 
 
 But he drew back with a decided gesture of refusal, 
 and I repeated anxiously, in a suppliant tone : 
 
 " I beg you ; it is to make 3'ou sleep." 
 
 " I know it very well," he muttered between his 
 teeth ; " it is in the piece ! " He drank it without 
 another word ; then added, as Benoite, whom I had 
 forced to rest a little on her bed, entered softly — " And 
 here is old Francois." 
 
 He placed his head on the pillow, murmuring 
 " Thanks," and ten minutes after he was asleep, until 
 the doctor came, who is with him now. 
 
 The doctor is satisfied, or partially so ; in any case, 
 there is no danger now of congestion. 
 
 (3n the other hand, the disposition of our singular 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 69 
 
 patient surprises him as much as it did me, and just 
 now, in Icavinj:^ him. lie \vii)cd his forehead and ex- 
 claimed : 
 
 •' What a willful man I My poor child, why did he 
 not stay in his stupor a month longer? We shall ha\e 
 hard work to manage him now. He wanted nothing 
 less than to get up and travel." 
 
 It seems that as soon as the doctor entered, this 
 morning, he half sat up in bed, paying no UKjre atten- 
 tion to his splintered leg than if it did not exist, and 
 began to thank him briefly and courteously for the 
 attention he had given him. 
 
 " It is hardly weather in which one ought to give 
 the faculty the trouble of going about the countrv 
 roads," he said, " and 1 beg you to accept my apologies." 
 
 Then he began a series of questions like those he had 
 addressed to me in the night, which proves that my an- 
 swers did not seem very clear to him, and asking them 
 all so i-apidlv that the doctor declares they took his 
 breath awav. 
 
 Once reassured about his geographical position, 
 which evidently seemed doubtful to him, he eagerly 
 sought to learn exactly what was the matter with him. 
 
 " I feel something like a great ball there," he said to 
 mc, pointing to his knee; "what is it ? I suppose you 
 have not cut off mv leg without telling me? And here 
 — have I been trepanned, that I have my head in band- 
 ages ? " 
 
 The doctor reassured him as best he could, but he is 
 not one of those patients who is deceived bv words. 
 
^o 
 
 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 He questioned closely why and how the thing hap- 
 pened, and required to have described to him all the 
 bones and ligaments injured. After which he asked for 
 a mirror, and the doctor handed him one from his case. 
 " This is a pretty business ! " he grumbled. " To 
 destroy what there is best in my face. But, bah ! a tile 
 fell on the head of the great Pyrrhus : why should I not 
 perish by the neck of a bottle ? " 
 
 " There is no question of perishing," the doctor re- 
 plied. 
 
 " I certainly hope not," he answered. " 1 am still a 
 little feeble this morning, but in less than a week I shall 
 
 have delivered my hostess from 
 the inconvenient charge of a 
 sick stranger. Tell her so, doc- 
 tor, I beg you." 
 
 And as the doctor bowed his 
 head without answering, with 
 a gesture that clearly signified, 
 " Go on, my friend — I do not 
 wish to contradict you, but you 
 are talking very foolishly," the 
 young man perceived that this 
 manner of assent was only a way 
 of calming a feverish person, and that there was prob- 
 ably a very different idea behind those large white eye- 
 brows. 
 
 He began then to question the doctor imperiously, 
 to make him name the day and hour when he would 
 be cured, insisting- that the truth should be told to a 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 71 
 
 person of his age, so that the doctor ended by fixing as 
 a first date a month, reserving to himself the right of 
 adding another to it in case of need. 
 
 At this he became furious. 
 
 "A month! doctor," he cried — "a month! Vou 
 want to keep me here a month ! Vou can not be serious. 
 I beg you to believe that I have planned quite other em- 
 plovment for my spring than watching my bones knit. 
 And it can go on quite as well somewhere else as here, 
 1 imajrine. A month ! Whv, in a month I shall be 
 sleeping on a macaw mat, with six slaves to fan me, and 
 the sky of India above my head." 
 
 " Then you will have found a very fast vessel, my 
 dear sir," said the doctor, laughing. " But let us reason 
 a little. You are not particularly anxious, I suppose, to 
 be lame all your life simply for want of a few davs' 
 care ? " 
 
 " Certainly not, for I make more use of my feet than 
 most men ; but, with my leg in this box, what does it 
 matter whether I sleep in a bed or a carriage ? it will be 
 kept motionless all the same." 
 
 " Perhaps so, if you travel on clouds." 
 
 " Even without that," he resumed with vivacitv. 
 "There are the sleeping-cars. No matter how wild 
 your mountains are, I can certainly find twelve men 
 who will carry me to the nearest station. There are 
 railroads all the way to the sea ; once there, without a 
 movement, on a lighter and an inclined plane such as 
 are used for heavy freight, I can get on board, where 1 
 shall have all the time my bones need to mend." 
 
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 " Is it for an important affair?" the doctor asked. 
 
 " Simply for ray own pleasure, and because 1 wish 
 it." 
 
 On this, without a word, the doctor put on his hat 
 and took his overcoat from the chair where it was dry- 
 ing before the fire ; but when the sick man saw him 
 ready to leave he became so violently agitated that the 
 good doctor approached the bed. 
 
 " I should like very much to know who is going to 
 keep me from doing what I like," said the stranger, 
 growing still more agitated. 
 
 "On my word, my dear sir, I am," replied the 
 doctor, putting down his hat and reseating himself 
 quietly. " Let us understand each other once for all, 
 and, as you like plain dealing, let us have it. 
 
 " First, let me tell you that 3'our knee, and you your- 
 self, might have been of no consequence to me, and I 
 beg you to believe that, had the circumstances been 
 different, if you did not care that your broken bones 
 should knit. I should leave you to fall to pieces with 
 the best grace in the world. But at present I am 
 your physician, and that changes the case completely. 
 Have you been a soldier, my dear sir ? I do not know, 
 but it is probable ; in any case, you know what the 
 army is and what makes its force — I mean obedience 
 to orders. A soldier is placed at a post, with orders 
 to let no one pass. Why ? Wherefore ? In whose 
 name? He knows nothing at all; but in the name of 
 this order he will lower his bayonet against friend 
 or foe. 
 
rilE STOKY OF COLE TIE. 
 
 71 
 
 "With us it is much the same case. I see you on a 
 road, I do not know you, you are nothing to me, and 1 
 would not put the least obstacle in your way. But a 
 fall, a wound, something knocks you down, and you be- 
 long to me; I return and pick you up, and carry you 
 off, and I must answer for you as the soldier does the 
 door that he guards. Try to pass this door, and I 
 lower my pike, I warn you ! " 
 
 " Doctor," the young man replied at once, stretching 
 out his hand, " pardon me, and rest assured that 1 con- 
 sider myself a prisoner on parole. You must not ex- 
 cuse me by thinking that illness makes me ill-tempered, 
 for I am always just as you see me ; but I confess that, 
 obstinate as I am, if I am struck hard and in the right 
 place, I yield." 
 
 " When one is warned, it is sufficient," replied the 
 good doctor. And he left his troublesome patient, with 
 the desired writing materials. 
 
 In the mean time, the passport of our stranger has 
 told us ai)proximately who he is. 
 
 His name is Count Pierre de Civreuse, and, as nearly 
 as one can judge at first sight, the doctor tells me, his 
 profession is to do foolish things. He is a gentleman — 
 the doctor agrees — and evidently of an uncommon char- 
 acter. 
 
 The doctor then told him my aunt's name and mine, 
 so we are introduced to each other; but the doctor 
 said nothing yet about the real cause of the accident, 
 being apprehensive on account of the irritability of our 
 patient, and this is an immense relief to me. This 
 
74 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 stranger frightens me more and more, and I do not see 
 how I can endure any explanation with him. 
 
 Benoite, who has been arranging his room, tells me 
 that he is still writing, and I will 
 leave him in peace with his friend 
 Jacques, though I am anxious to 
 know how this will end, and how 
 I can ever tell him the truth, and 
 obtain the pardon of such an un- 
 manageable person. 
 
 Pierre de Civreiisc to Jacques de Colonges. 
 
 You have thought me dead, my good fellow, have 
 you not? — and I can tell you that for some days I 
 thought so too. 
 
 For I do not know how many hours I was buried, I 
 do not know where. Doubtless, where all unconscious 
 souls go ; and it seemed to me so far underground and 
 so heavy that, with my little remaining resolution. I 
 kept trying to force open the planks of my coffin 
 with my shoulder. Certainly, at that distance, one has 
 taken half of the final journey, and reached the place 
 where the smallest grain of weight \vill turn the bal- 
 ance. 
 
 Happily for me, I have swung over to the good side, 
 humanly speaking, you understand, and I woke up one 
 fine evening rather bruised by my fall ; but one does not 
 fall such a distance without perceiving the effect, espe- 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 75 
 
 cially when one's knee is well packed in a pine-wood 
 box, and one's head in bandages. 
 
 Midnight was striking on a clock, the favorite hour 
 for those who come back from beyond the grave, and 
 that was the first material thing of which 1 became con- 
 scious. 
 
 If I have not completely forgotten what happens in 
 the world, I said to myself, these little machines never 
 strike more than twelve times ; if this one does not ex- 
 ceed the number, it proves that I am on the earth, and 
 quite alive. 
 
 And it did not ; and, sure of my identity, I opened 
 my eyes to look about me. 
 
 My friend, do you know " La Fee " of Octave Feuil- 
 let — a charming little piece which is often played — and 
 have you seen it? Well, that evening — it was yester- 
 day, I think — I woke up in the first act of " La F^e," 
 and I made the responses to Mademoiselle d'Athol in 
 person, during one or two acts. Do not imagine that I 
 am joking — listen. 
 
 The first thing that a sick man thinks of examining 
 is his bed. Mine had twisted columns hung with Louis 
 XIII or Louis XIV taj)estrv — I will not swear which — 
 and a spread in silk, which we will call curtain, if vou 
 are willing. The room in which I lay was verv large, 
 dimly lighted bv two yellow^ish candles placed in huge 
 candlesticks ; it was paneled with carved oak, and one 
 guessed, rather than saw, high, high up, the beams of 
 the ceiling, i)ickcd out with a narrow band of gold 
 which shone from place to place. 
 
76 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 Against the wall stood stiff sofas, which made my 
 back ache onl)'^ to look at ; there was a collection of 
 prie-dicii all alike, arranged in a row, as if for matins ; 
 and the floor was without the shadow of a carpet. 
 
 Finally, before the chimney, in an arm-chair — you 
 guessed that I was keeping this chair for the end, did 
 you not? — a little lady, slight, elegant, and blonde, 
 was sleeping quite erect in a dress of pink satin, with a 
 long, pointed waist. Her dress was at least two hun- 
 dred years old ; her face, eighteen — how to make them 
 agree ? I worked at this problem so long that the little 
 lady awoke suddenly, without preliminary movements. 
 
 She threw a glance toward my bed, like a pupil 
 caught in a fault ; in the shadow I seemed to be sleep- 
 ing soundly, I think, and, reassured on this point, like a 
 faithful vestal she gave her attention to the fire. 
 
 She bends down, arranges the coals, blows with all 
 her might, scattering the ashes in her hair ; then with 
 her hands she takes a great log, the fourth of a moder- 
 ate-sized oak, and places it promptly on the hearth. 
 
 She moves, she lives, so that the idea of a chatelaine 
 of ancient days petrified in her nest by some enchant- 
 ment leaves me, and it is at this moment that I see 
 myself in the chateau in Brittany, where Jeanne Athol 
 is preparing her pious subterfuges, and converting the 
 skeptical De Comminges solely by the charm of her 
 grandmother's dress and her old-fashioned speech. Only, 
 this time she had forgotten her powder, and the color 
 of her hair destroyed the illusion. I call her as gently 
 as I can ; she jumps up, crying out. Evidently my 
 
THE SrOKY OF COLETTE. 
 
 77 
 
 awakening was not in the programme, and she is much 
 startled. However, she approaches, and we converse a 
 moment, going from blunder to blunder, she willfully 
 misleading me; I showing clearly that I understand the 
 part she is playing. At last she gets rid of me, in the 
 usual way, with a narcotic, which sends me to sleep ; 
 not too quickly, however, for me to see the third person, 
 an old duenna, wrinkled like a last year's apple, with 
 small bright eyes, which seem to look through you, and 
 who will j)lay perfectly the part of old Frangois; then 
 the curtain falls, and I wake up the next morning, still 
 among the same surroundings, but beside me is a witty 
 and capricious doctor, who in two words explains my 
 case to me, and who, when I try to revolt, reduces me 
 to order so quickly that I am still a little stupefied by it. 
 
 If you wish to know the whole truth, m}- friend, my 
 head is cut open and my leg broken. Would you have 
 believed that these were such fragile things? I should 
 not, and I touch myself now with the greatest tender- 
 ness and respect. 
 
 Is it conceivable that between the fibula and tibia 
 such a violent disagreement can be produced ? Splin- 
 ters in one place, broken bones in another, and in the 
 midst of it all a knee-pan out of place, like a compass that 
 has lost the north and can not get back to it. As to mv 
 skull, it is the sinus frontalis which is injured, but I am 
 promised that in a few days it will be solidly mended. 
 
 On the whole I joke, but I am furious as I know how 
 to be in my best moments, and the thought of the task 
 which will keep you at your uncle's some months adds 
 
78 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 not a little to my annoyance. Weeks of immobility, 
 without you to keep me company ! Can you imagine 
 me, with my little lady in pink as sole resource, under 
 six feet of snow? For I forgot to tell you that, like the 
 wheat sown in autumn, we are really under the snow ; 
 it is only necessary for us to germinate, and, to come 
 here to take care of me, my doctor has to wear alter- 
 nately seven-league boots and Norwegian skates. 
 
 Now, as to the cause, I hear you asking, and what 
 the devil are you doing in such a place ? 
 
 Here is the reason : You may remember that I in- 
 tended, before going to the country of the sun, to come 
 and freeze myself and see a real winter — as gourmands 
 prepare for a good dinner by fasting and open-air exer- 
 cise. 
 
 For this purpose I stopped at a little village whose 
 name you would not recognize, for you do not know it 
 any more than I knew it yesterday, and, carrying a kind 
 of haversack, I went off on foot among the mountains. 
 
 I made inquiries about my route, to this extent that 
 I knew that if I walked straight ahead I ought to come 
 to an elevation, whence I should have a superb view — a 
 pine-forest, a vista opening on a valley, and even a 
 chateau. 
 
 At the end of five hundred yards 1 was in complete 
 solitude, and, if 3^ou have never happened to wander 
 about the country at this season of the year, you can not 
 imagine how much more complete this solitude is than 
 any other. Wherever one places his foot, there are no 
 other foot-prints, there is no sound of animals — every- 
 
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 79 
 
 ,-sr 
 
 where a brilliant uniformity, which is admirable during 
 the first half-hour, fatiguing- during the second, and 
 enervating and blinding during the third. 
 
 No more inequalities of ground, no more hollows 
 or hillocks ; everything is level, 
 a republican equality. At dis- 
 tant intervals a band of ravens 
 swoop down with the insolent 
 cries of the last survivors. 
 It is their hour, and they 
 know it. There are snow 
 on the bushes and tears of 
 clear frost. The dew is 
 three months old, and 
 will last several weeks 
 longer before it evap- 
 orates ; and a frightful 
 north wind seems to 
 cut one's face to pieces. 
 
 However, the longest road 
 has an end, and I found successively the vista of the 
 valley, the forest, and the fine view promised, when the 
 chateau itself appeared to me. I spare you its descrip- 
 tion, having seen it myself very imperfectly, as you will 
 soon perceive. 
 
 One of the wings opens on the road. It was before 
 this one that I stopped, and innocently occupied myself 
 in brushing the snow ofT a large stone, so as to sit down 
 and look abdut me at mv leisure, impressed as I was bv 
 the savage melancholv of the place. 
 
8o THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 A singular curiosity seized me. It seemed to me 
 that behind these walls something original and unex- 
 pected must be concealed, and I was suddenly stung 
 by a strong desire to penetrate them. You will remem- 
 ber, besides, that anything concealed and inaccessible 
 has always tempted me, and I can not remember, as a 
 boy, ever to have stolen an apple off the lower branch- 
 es. Of the high ones I will not say as much. 
 
 At the same time, the remembrance of our last con- 
 versation came back to me. Do you remember the 
 evening when we were talking together of my journey, 
 and you were preaching prudence to me ? " Once in 
 India," I told you, " I mean to see everything, especially 
 the things which are concealed from European eyes. I 
 mean to get into the family life and all the private rites 
 and ceremonies, to know the habits that are curious 
 or ignoble, and to learn all the mysteries of their wor- 
 ship, even if I have to assume twenty disguises to arrive 
 at the feet of Brahma and adore him unveiled and 
 according to the rites." And you — you replied pru- 
 dently : " Beware ! every man is jealous of his secret 
 and the inviolability of his fireside, but the Oriental 
 more than any other, and, for the pleasure of walking 
 where no other man has trod, you risk some great mis- 
 fortune." 
 
 "From whom?" I asked you, laughing. "Do you 
 think the god will disturb himself for me ; and shall I 
 have the pleasure of seeing him put his eighteen legs in 
 motion to get down from his pedestal ? " 
 
 " Not the god, perhaps, but one of his worshipers 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. gl 
 
 without compunction ; and if you penetrate the sacred 
 inclosure you may very possibly meet some Brahman 
 who will not hesitate to take strong measures to force 
 you to respect the consecrated limits." 
 
 Why was I thinkint^ of all this at that moment? 
 Was it because I wondered if the susceptibility of 
 Frenchmen would be as quickly aroused as that of 
 Indians ? or that unconsciously I was measuring with 
 my eye the height of the walls and looking for a pro- 
 jection on which to j)lace my foot? I can not say; 
 but just at this instant a great noise of broken glass 
 made me raise ni}^ head, and, before I could speak, a 
 projectile whose nature I do not know was thrown at 
 me by a sure hand, striking me full in the forehead. 
 The blow was so violent that it made me stagger, and, 
 catching my feet among the stones, I fell on one knee 
 with my whole weight, without being able to save my- 
 self, and so awkwardly that the wounds I have told you 
 of are the result. 
 
 Could one's indiscretion be more promptly punished, 
 or the results you foresaw have been more quickly at- 
 tained, than this crushing of my curiosity in the bud, 
 and this finding your Brahman at the third degree of 
 longitude ? 
 
 Some one ran out frightened, with confused excla- 
 mations ; but I would have sworn that a thick fog had 
 suddenly risen from the ground, for I distinguished 
 nothing more, and must have lost consciousness at 
 once. 
 
 I have no remembrance of the first attentions that 
 
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 were given to me, and my sleep in the other world 
 lasted, it appears, four whole days. 
 
 As to the author of my wound and the instrument 
 of my punishment, all around me express themselves 
 so vaguely that I am reduced to drawing my own 
 conclusions; but when I see my little pink lady, or even 
 the old woman with the bright eyes, I intend to find 
 out. 
 
 In the mean while I have learned the name of the 
 manor : it is the chateau of Erlange de Fond-de-Vicux, 
 and you can direct your letters to me here. 
 
 The postman comes up here from time to time — 
 always, in fact, when the package of letters for the 
 neighboring village seems to him large enough, or 
 when he is intrusted by the butcher or grocer with 
 some commission which seems to him worth the trouble. 
 
 It is inhabited by only two women — jNIademoiselle 
 d'Epine and Mademoiselle d'Erlange — who are aunt and 
 niece ; and when I hinted to the doctor that I might 
 be an embarrassment to them in more than one way, he 
 denied it with so much good nature, that I could only 
 put my scruples aside, and accept their hospitality. 
 
 By-the-way, did I tell you that the doctor speaks of 
 a month without moving, which in the mouth of a doctor 
 means double that, and that he insists that I shall lie Hat 
 on my back ? 
 
 This idea made me furious, and when I think that, 
 for a platonic contemplation of a wall— a contemplation 
 which lasted in all ten minutes, and which was, after all, 
 perfectly harmless — I have to pass weeks with no societ)- 
 
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 83 
 
 but two women, when I might be hunting tigers in the 
 jungle, I am ready to lose all my remaining calmness ! 
 
 " But since you are in the place that you were so 
 ready to enter, of what do you complain ? " you will 
 say. 
 
 Exactl}', my dear friend, it is because I am here that 
 I now want to go out ; I have seen all there is to see, 
 and there is not enough to divert an octogenarian. 
 
 But hush, Jacques ! Some one is knocking at the 
 door, and it is a gentle tap, that can only come from 
 delicate fingers. Get down behind the bed, m}^ friend 
 — be sure that I will tell you all about it presently. 
 
 March 2^th. 
 
 After the doctor left yesterday, I waited a long time 
 before going back to the room of Monsieur de Civreuse, 
 wishing to leave him free to write to his friend, and 
 finally I did not know how to manage about going in. 
 To knock and go in and sit down in my usual place, 
 would be to force him to talk to me ; and, on the other 
 hand, I could not leave him entirely alone, as he might 
 want something. 
 
 I would have sent Benoite ; but mv aunt, who pre- 
 tends to be unconscious of the presence of the wounded 
 man, has given her all sorts of extra work these last few 
 days, and keeps her in her room under the pretext of 
 having the curtains beaten. 
 
 At last I had an idea, and, calling my dog, I made 
 him understand gently what I expected of him, and 
 where he was to carry the paper that I attached to his 
 
84 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 collar. Then I knocked softly at the door, and drew 
 back to let him in. 
 
 On the paper I had written : " Monsieur de Civreuse 
 is begged to say whether he wishes to stay alone, or if 
 he needs anything. The dog will bring back the answer, 
 or will wait for it as long as is desired ; it is only neces- 
 sary to say to him, ' Go.' " 
 
 After a few moments I heard " One " scratchinsf at 
 the door, and in his collar was my note, on the back 
 of which was written : " Monsieur de Civreuse hardly 
 dares confess he is d^'ing of hunger and thirst, and that 
 in jumping up just now to hold up his neck the faithful 
 messenger knocked over the table with the ink-stand. 
 He is full of regret at being unable to pick them up him- 
 self." 
 
 I went in at once, and quicklv righted the table and 
 wiped up the ink as well as I could, while Monsieur de 
 Civreuse said interrogatively : " Mademoiselle d'Epine ? 
 Mademoiselle d'Erlange?" "Mile. d'Erlange," I an- 
 swered quickly, not in the least pleased at the confusion. 
 
 " 1 beg your pardon," he said ; " there are aunts of 
 all ages." Then, as I rubbed the floor with mv foot, he 
 began to excuse himself for the harm he had done, but I 
 reassured him at once, telling him I did not mind a spot 
 in the least, if it is not on me — which is the simple 
 truth. 
 
 I asked him if he wanted any particular thing to cat, 
 but warned him that the larder of Erlangre is rustic ; and 
 he replied that, as he was preparing to undertake a jour- 
 ney in countries where he might not be able to find food 
 
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 85 
 
 every day, he should be only too happy to dine regularly, 
 no matter on what. 
 
 I succeeded in getting Benoite away from my aunt 
 for a quarter of an hour to bring some food, and when 
 she was gone I finished helping him — pouring out the 
 wine, cutting the bread, etc. While he was eating, 
 which he did with a good appetite. Monsieur de Civreuse 
 asked me several questions in his cold and indifferent 
 tone, which not only frightens me, but makes me answer 
 all wrong, I suppose, for he looks at me, from time to 
 time, as if I had said the most stupid thing in the world. 
 After a little while I began to make his coffee. 
 
 Benoite had left the coffee, and water boiling on the 
 coal, and had instructed me what to do ; but, alas ! it is 
 such a new business for me, that when I was ready to 
 begin I could not remember a word of what she had 
 told me, and I was on my knees before the fire, the 
 kettle in one hand and the coffee in the other, in terrible 
 perplexity. 
 
 I knew very well that I had to put one in the other, 
 but which must I begin with, and how was I to mix 
 them ? 
 
 To pour the water into the wooden box seemed to 
 me queer ; it occurred to me that perhaps I ought to 
 pour the coffee into the kettle. If I went to ask Benoite, 
 I should have to endure an hour of cries and reproaches 
 from my aunt ; and, on the other hand. Monsieur de 
 Civreuse from his bed watched me with his eye with a 
 quiet curiosity that exasperated me. I decided suddenly, 
 and emptied the box of coffee into the water, and put 
 
86 
 
 THE STONY OF COLETTE. 
 
 the whole on the fire, and allowed it to boil a mo- 
 ment. 
 
 " Will you allow me to help you? " I asked as I ap- 
 proached him. 
 
 " With pleasure," he replied calmly, holding out his 
 cup. 
 
 Alas ! it was like mud — black, thick, and horrible- 
 looking, and settled in the bottom of the cup in a most 
 untempting manner. 
 
 I stopped, very much embarrassed, exclaiming: 
 " It is not right ; I must have made a mistake, but I 
 do not know how to make coffee." 
 
 " Nor I either," Monsieur Pierre replied, still hold- 
 ing his cup ; " only, I think they generally make use of 
 
 that," and he pointed 
 with his finger to the 
 coffee-pot, which Be- 
 noite had placed on 
 the table, and which I 
 had quite forgotten ; 
 and when I asked him 
 quickly why he had 
 not told mc, he re- 
 plied : 
 
 " 1 thought vou 
 
 were making it in the Turkish 
 
 fashion." 
 
 Finally, I strained a cupful for him through a 
 
 square of muslin, and he drank it all up without a 
 
 word. 
 
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 " So jou have resumed your true form," he said, as 
 I took my usual place in my arm-chair. 
 
 " My true form ? But I am always like this." 
 
 " Not last night." 
 
 " Oh ! because I had put on that old-fashioned dress ! 
 The fact is, I must have looked strange, and I wonder 
 what you thought when you saw me." 
 
 " I thought I had had the good fortune to find a 
 place where Time had stopped his clock, and had not 
 wound it up for two hundred years." 
 
 " Why the good fortune ? " 
 
 " Because I know nothing so inane as the present 
 age," he said. 
 
 " I could tell you something more inane still," I re- 
 plied quickly. " It is not to know the present age at all, 
 and that is my case." 
 
 " Do not alarm yourself ; you resemble it much more 
 than you suppose," said he. Then, thinking that, after 
 all, the phrase was not very polite, he went on hastily, 
 before I could say a word : 
 
 " And your dog, mademoiselle. Why have you left 
 him outside ? Not on my account, I hope." 
 
 " I was afraid he might tire you," and, as he shook 
 his head, I ran to open the door, and that foolish " One " 
 came in with a bound, rolling over on my feet, resting 
 his nose on my knees, and nearly knocking me over in 
 the ardor of his caresses. 
 
 Monsieur de Civreuse watched him without a word, 
 and when I kneeled down in front of him to put his 
 paws around my neck — 
 
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 " You love him very much?" he asked. 
 
 " Infinitely," 1 replied, fervently. " My poor old 
 nurse first, and him next : those arc my two best 
 friends." 
 
 " And the aunt comes third ? " he said in a low voice, 
 more to himself than to me, I think. I muttered in the 
 same tone : 
 
 " Not even that." But he did not hear, I sui)pose ; 
 and 1 got up to clear off the table. 
 
 After a moment he asked me what time it was, and 
 when I had told him, I could not help adding: 
 
 " I am afraid that the days will seem very long to 
 you, and that you will be much bored in a little while." 
 
 " Oh, it is not of myself that I think ; it was for you 
 that I am anxious. What a load, what a responsibility, 
 to have a helpless stranger suddenly thrust on your 
 hands, and what a great deal of trouble it will give 
 you ! " 
 
 He was beginning a long phrase of thanks, when I 
 interrupted him quickly : 
 
 " Do not think that ; it is exactly the contrary. I am 
 so glad ! it amuses me very much." 
 
 I thought of my solitude in speaking thus, and the 
 delight of leading a busy life for at least two months ; 
 but he took it in another sense, I suppose, for, shutting 
 his lips, and inclining his head ceremoniously, he con- 
 tinued : 
 
 " Ah ! so much the better ; misfortune has its com- 
 pensations, and I am delighted that some one benefits 
 by my accident." 
 
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 89 
 
 Benoite came in just then, and I took the opportu- 
 nity to slip out, for I did not know what to say. 
 
 On the whole, this gentleman does not please me at 
 all, and if it were not for the passionate desire I have to 
 obtain his pardon, and to make him gradually forget my 
 deplorable violence, I would take an immense dislike to 
 him immediately, and show it to him pretty clearly. 
 
 His imperturbable calm seems to me like a bridle to 
 check my vivacity — as if it were his business ! and his 
 mocking eye, which watches all I do, gives me a wild 
 desire to be impertinent. Once his bandage off, and 
 two eyes watching me, it will be unbearable ; I seem to 
 feel them on me now, through the door. 
 
 Pierre to Jacques. 
 
 My friend, I have learned the whole truth, for I 
 manoeuvred so skillfully during a tete-a-tete that I had by 
 chance with Benoite, the faithful guardian of Mile. d'Er- 
 lange, that I made her tell me all that the doctor 
 thought best to conceal. 
 
 To begin, I left you, I think, watching behind the 
 curtain for the entrance of my blonde fairy of last night, 
 and curious to see her by day. 
 
 Well, my friend, you may believe me or not, as you 
 like, but the magic went on, and she came this time 
 under the familiar and pleasing form of a huge, curly 
 Newfoundland dog. 
 
 The intelligent animal marched directly to my bed, 
 
go THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 and, raising himself on his hind-legs with the grace of 
 the elephants in the hippodrome, bent his head to show 
 me a little white paper attached to his collar: "And 
 then the beautiful princess dispatched him, a messenger 
 under the form of a hippogriflf with three heads, who 
 should, with many details, declare to him her will." 
 
 The " will " in this case was drawn up in simple 
 style, and in substance was as follows : " What does 
 Monsieur de Civreuse need most?" The writing was 
 as irregular as the branches of a willow-tree in a high 
 wind, wandering all over the little square of paper, and 
 the last words, being crowded, literally were piled one 
 on top of the other. 
 
 Instantly I augured ill of its author. A woman 
 need not write at all, but if she does, it should be well 
 done, so that the traces of her pen should not be like 
 the fantastic wanderings of a beetle. It is a prejudice 
 I have, and affects me in the same way as if I should 
 see a marquise draw out of her pocket a coarse, cotton 
 handkerchief, or use patchouly as a perfume. 
 
 But, as it was hardly the time for philosophical re- 
 flections, and the dog, with his neck stretched out, was 
 still waiting for his answer, I resolved to confess frankly 
 that I was hungry, and that my strongest wish at that 
 moment was to have something to eat. This was not 
 sentimental — far from it ; but to a woman who does not 
 know how to write ! Then, as I bent down to tie the 
 ribbon to the collar, the dog made a movement, and, 
 with the touch of his shoulder, threw the table, ink- 
 stand, and all the rest on the floor. Rather abashed, I 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 91 
 
 added a postscript to announce the misfortune, and a 
 minute after my young guardian of last night entered. 
 
 She was dressed this time like everybody else, and, 
 with her hair coiled high, she resembled in such a 
 ridiculous way all other women, that she made me think 
 of a portrait by Velasquez, that had been restored by 
 replacing a child's head with that of an honest Bur- 
 gundian peasant-woman. Is it possible to have under 
 one's hand so much local coloring and not to make use 
 of it? 
 
 Quite indifferent to the effect she produced on me, 
 she repaired the disorder without speaking. She 
 picked up the table, wiped the ink, and rubbed her 
 cloth over the floor with the point of her foot. 
 
 I tried at first to excuse myself very humbly, but at 
 the first woi'd she stopped me, saying : " Oh, do not 
 worry ; I do not mind spots in the least ! " so I let her 
 alone. After that she went to see about food, and I was 
 left to my thoughts. 
 
 My dear fellow, this young girl already displeases 
 me ver}^ decidedly. Her appearance is of a piece with 
 her writing, and this last phrase decided me. To me, 
 also, spots are nothing, and I have seen rivulets of ink 
 spilled, looking calmly on ; but from her the words 
 shocked me. 
 
 The thing that I dislike above all is to find in an- 
 other, especially in a woman, my own defects. I know 
 my own face, and, if I want to see it, I have only to 
 look in the glass ; and I do not wish to see other faces 
 that are the same. I should like to change its ugliness, 
 
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 and my huge nose appears to better advantage beside 
 small ones than in the vicinity of those that are like it. 
 
 On her return, she began serving the meal which the 
 old servant had brought, moving about with a vivacity 
 full of o-ood intentions, but with such awkwardness, 
 that, after the first few minutes, I dared not even ask 
 for bread. She just escaped cutting off the end of her 
 thumb with the slice, the dishes rattled under her 
 fingers, and you have never seen anything less feminine 
 than this young girl. 
 
 " Timidity," you will say — " it was your green eyes 
 which disturbed her." Do you think so ? Was it my 
 fault also about the coffee, which I took from her hands 
 and drank to the last drop ? 
 
 Ah ! my friend, every man has his bitter cup, which 
 he must drain in this world, without speaking of those 
 which purgatory has in store for him. I know it, and I 
 am resigned ; but mine was intolerably bitter that day ! 
 
 From my bed I watched Mademoiselle d'Erlange 
 squatting down before the hearth, preparing the mixt- 
 ure with the confidence of knowledge, and, though it 
 seemed to me hardly as it ought to be, my own inex- 
 perience kept me from making remarks, at least until I 
 should have tasted it. But then! 
 
 Have you any remembrance of cream that has 
 turned, when you were a child, which made you weep 
 with disappointment ? And can you still sec something 
 thick and cloudy, with little specks of unknown origin 
 swimming about in it and multiplying? My poor 
 Jacques, it was a thing like that which was offered to 
 
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 me. I confess I was vexed, and the perfume of the 
 mocha, which passed under my nose in the form of 
 smoke, made me scowl. 
 
 I can hear you pitying the culprit and abusing me 
 for my bad humor. Oh, my dear fellow, you can keep 
 your pity ; her embarrassment was not great, I assure 
 you, and I even believe that, if she had had the slight- 
 est encouragement, she would have laughed outright. 
 
 But, in reality, I did not find it in the least funny ; I 
 did not move, and, possessed with the idea of making it 
 all right, she imagined an expedient which pleased her 
 so much that she communicated it to me with an ex- 
 clamation of pleasure. She ran to a wardrobe, pulled 
 out a pocket-handkerchief, and strained me a cup of her 
 horrible mixture in a corner of the muslin, which she 
 held up delicately. I acknowledge it was clean, but you 
 must confess that this strainer was of a doubtful charac- 
 ter, and not exactly fitted to calm my susceptibilities. 
 
 I drank it ! What would )'Ou have done ? But the 
 bitter taste, with an after-flavor of lavender and verbena, 
 or what not, taken from the cambric, was atrocious ! 
 
 Then, with the pleasing sentiment of duty done, she 
 placed herself in her huge arm-chair, her head reaching 
 hardly half-wa}' up the back, and I tried to make her 
 talk. 
 
 Do you want to hear the number of her attachments, 
 in their order ? She makes no mystery about it : her 
 old nurse, her dog, and that is all ; for her aunt only 
 comes in as twenty-fifth to fill up — and scarcely that ! 
 
 As for my accident, she stated her sentiments at 
 
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 once, without coaxing. It amuses her — oh ! it amuses 
 her, do you hear ? She has never seen anything funnier 
 than this adventure ! There is satisfaction in thinking 
 that it diverts some one, if not me ! 
 
 Starting from this point, our cordiality did not in- 
 crease, as you will understand, w^hen the duenna came 
 in very fortunately to relieve our embarrassment. Made- 
 moiselle d'Erlange flew off, and I — who unfortunately 
 could not — I settled myself on my pillows, resolved to 
 hold on to Benoite, as she was there, and not to let her 
 go until 1 had got out of her old head everything that 
 was in it. 
 
 Only, our two wills were on this point diametrically 
 opposed, and she seemed as decided to keep silent as I 
 to make her speak ; so that for a good quarter of an hour 
 we played at cross-purposes, she diverging, and I bring- 
 ing her back to the point, only to see her slip once more 
 out of my fingers, until I conquered the position by a 
 ruse. 
 
 My friend, if you still dare to defend the delicate 
 little fingers which handle the porcelain so gently, and 
 which know how to make such delicious coffee, learn 
 that it is their mark that I bear on my forehead, and my 
 antipathy to Mademoiselle d'Erlange was a premonition. 
 
 Bad intention, I do not say, but rather too rash an 
 act you will acknowledge, I think, and above all when 
 you know the nature of the missile employed. It is 
 heavy, massive, and a noble metal. Do you guess? 
 Certainly you can not, and if you tried a hundred times 
 you would not be further advanced. 
 
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 95 
 
 Do you see that image of St. Joseph almost hidden 
 in the corner of my room, as if he wanted to sink into 
 the wall? It is a beautiful 
 thing, well finished, chiseled 
 in solid silver, which I should 
 without hesitation attribute to 
 the Italian school, and which 
 might even be signed Cellini, 
 so exquisite is the work. It 
 is, however, the instrument of 
 my misfortune. 
 
 In order that you may un- 
 derstand how it happened, we 
 must go back some days, and 
 you must imagine Mademoi- 
 selle d'Erlange so penetrated 
 with the virtues of this saint, 
 believing in him so entirely, 
 
 so full of a passionate veneration for him, that she 
 passed the best part of each day at his feet ! 
 
 Then suddenly, without apparent reason, from morti- 
 fication or fatigue, a difficulty arose between them, and 
 the young suppliant, passing from one feeling to another, 
 became as ardent in resentment as she had been humble 
 in humility, and finally, in an access of impious rage, cast 
 the once revered statuette ignominiously out of doors. 
 
 Not to pray to it any more was too little. The old 
 idolaters are not the only ones who like to burn what 
 they have adored ; and, besides, as the good Benoite 
 told me, sighing, " The child never uses half-measures." 
 
q6 the story of COLETTE. 
 
 So far, there is nothing to be said against this way of 
 acting. 1 do not know the wrongs of the young rebel ; 
 it was her right, perhaps, and in every case it was 
 strictly her own affair. But the worst is that, while 
 this little comedy was being acted, in the usual way in 
 this world, it was the innocent who was destined to suffer 
 for the guilty. 
 
 You have guessed, my friend : this time the lamb of 
 the fable was to be I, and the hour when my unfortu- 
 nate reveries of which I have told you led me along 
 that road, was also the one in which Mademoiselle 
 d'Erlange sent the poor saint flying over the country, 
 committing thus the double sin of attempting the life 
 of a fellow-being, and inflicting the most mortifying 
 treatment on an object belonging to the Church. 
 
 Without ceremony, and forgetting its sacred and 
 pacific character, it cut open my forehead with the skill 
 of a professional bomb. So this is how, without a crime 
 with which society or the gods can reproach me, I have 
 narrowly escaped death, and am still threatened with a 
 stiff knee — or at least a damaged one — and all because a 
 young person and a silver statuette had a difference to 
 settle ! 
 
 What do you think now of Mademoiselle d'Erlange? 
 Can you not see the claws under her rosy nails, and will 
 you be quite tranquil about me during the hours when 
 she is alone to watch with me ' I am awaiting with more 
 curiosity than I can tell you the explanation which must 
 certainly take place between us on this subject. Will 
 this proud Amazon show confusion? Nothing is more 
 
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 uncertain, and I am reserving all my decision for the 
 attempt to come out of it with the honors of war. 
 
 I am certainly her victim ! She must not forget that ; 
 and, if she make slight of the thing, I will tear off my 
 bandage like the heroes in the pages of Anne Radcliffe, 
 and show her my gaping wound ! 
 
 March sgth. 
 
 Benoite has spoken. Monsieur Pierre knows all ! 
 Heavens ! what shall I say, and how shall I dare to see 
 him ? I have kept on saying these things to myself since 
 yesterday, without ever finding a solution. 
 
 In a certain sense, I am not sorry that he knows. 
 Doubtful situations have always been odious to me, and 
 I remember the time when as a child I asked my aunt 
 to give me " two slaps at once " rather than the punish- 
 ment she was reserving for me in the evening. Since 
 now I am really to blame, I should not be sorry to know 
 at once what it is to be. But how to present myself, 
 and with what words to begin ? I could not think, or, 
 at least, what I had in my head escaped as soon as I ap- 
 proached the fatal door. 
 
 Ten times in the afternoon I came so near that I half 
 turned the latch, but each time, seized with fear at the 
 last moment, I f^ed before I had opened the door. It 
 seemed to me that all my ideas stayed behind in the 
 library, which I have taken for my room lately, for, as soon 
 as I go back there, words crowd upon me, I gesticulate 
 nobly, and the phrases most fit to move a haughty heart 
 
98 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 come to my lips. I advance thus to a divan, where I 
 suppose Monsieur de Civreuse to be extended, so as to 
 make the rehearsal realistic, and, seizing the corner of a 
 cushion as I propose to do with his hand — 
 
 " Sir," I say, in a tremulous voice, " pardon me, I 
 beg you ! I have committed a foolish act which will 
 cause me remorse forever, and of which I can not think 
 even now without terror. See how unhappy I am, and 
 tell me, I beg you, that you are not too angry with me ! 
 Until then I can not pardon myself, and I hate not to be 
 at peace with myself, for the reproaches which I suffer 
 are more bitter than anything you can imagine." 
 
 The cushion draws my hand toward it, kisses court- 
 eously the tips of my fingers, and gives me absolution. 
 
 Full of my subject I started, but, in going out of the 
 door, m}' discourse became slightly uncertain ; in pass- 
 ing through the hall it was half gone. The rest followed 
 quickly, so that I arrived at the decisive spot with empty 
 hands. 
 
 Then I returned with a bound, and, by a kind of sor- 
 cery, my ideas came back of themselves on my way, 
 rising from the floor, coming from the wood-work, and 
 resuming their place, so that, wlicn 1 arrived at tiic svm- 
 bolical divan, I had reconquered my composure, and 
 was ready to move him by other arguments, like the 
 first, only more persuasive. 
 
 But I had to make an end of it; it was getting late, and, 
 as I could not keep Monsieur de Civreuse in the dark. I 
 had to take in liis lamp. It was evident Ihat so long as 
 I reflected I siiould keep on making the same ridiculous 
 
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 attempts, and the only thing to do was to take myself by 
 surprise. 
 
 So, with my head down, like something that has been 
 thrown, I went in and walked straight to the bed, trust- 
 ing to my star to find a lucky phrase to begin with, and 
 I think I was just going to find it. 
 
 But Monsieur de Civreuse, after bowing to me, be 
 gan to look behind me in the back of the room with such 
 singular persistency, bending over to see better, keeping 
 his eye obstinately fixed on the door, that in spite of my 
 preoccupation I turned, possessed with the idea that I 
 had dragged in some absurd thing on my dress. There 
 was nothing at all, and, as I looked surprised — 
 
 " I thought you were pursued, mademoiselle," he 
 said, tranquilly. 
 
 Then he put his head back on his pillow with a gest- 
 ure of relief, letting his eyelid fall with an air of being 
 so much at his ease, that a bolder person than I am might 
 have lost heart, I think. Standing up, motionless, with 
 an evident look of perplexity, beginning words which I 
 could not finish, holding my lamp in m}'^ hand, which I 
 forgot to put down, I felt terribly awkward, and would 
 have given much if I could have assumed the superb 
 attitude of Monsieur de Civreuse, or, at least, have known 
 what to do with my hands and feet, which had never 
 seemed so much in my way. 
 
 As for him, he leaned back with the majestic non- 
 chalance of a Roman emperor, having no awkward 
 movement to fear in his comfortable position, and in- 
 solently making the most of all his advantages. 
 
lOO THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 The thing could not go on long like this without be- 
 coming ridiculous ; besides, his provoking coolness stung 
 me like a lash. Since he would not help me, so much 
 the worse; I would speak straight out as best I could, 
 and explain things to him just as they were. 
 
 I did it at once. I advanced another step, and put 
 my lamp on the table. 
 
 " Here is your lamp," I began rapidly — that was the 
 very ingenious way in which I began — " and I beg you 
 to accept my sincere regrets for the deplorable accident 
 from which you are still suffering ; but, really, it was 
 not my fault." 
 
 " Really, 1 do not think an)" one can accuse me of it 
 either," he said, quietly raising his head and looking at 
 me. 
 
 " 1 do not say so," I stammered, losing countenance. 
 And, as he nodded his head in a manner which signified, 
 " Well, this is lucky," I resumed, interrupting myself 
 quickly, " That is to say, I know very well it is mv 
 fault, but what I mean to sa}' is, that I did not do it on 
 purpose." 
 
 " Mademoiselle, I am sure of it," he answered, with a 
 sarcastic smile. 
 
 " For really," I continued, becoming animated, "how 
 could I know that there was any one there? That road 
 belongs to us, and usually no one passes." 
 
 " Certainly," he rej)lied, with the same phlegm, " it 
 was I who was in the wrong place, and, lioni tiie mo- 
 ment that T was on your land, you were quite in your 
 right. Grand seigneurs are rulers on their own estates, 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 lOI 
 
 and have the liberty to settle their quarrels as they like 
 without warning. It is the business of those who pass 
 to look about them, and protect themselves." 
 
 " Oh, sir," I exclaimed, " you make me say stupid 
 things that you know very well I do not think, and you 
 answer my request for pardon very maliciously." 
 
 And as I felt that the tears were coming in spite of 
 all my efforts, I was going to escape, when he stopped 
 me with a gesture, forgetting this time his insupportable 
 coldness. 
 
 " Mademoiselle, it is I who beg your pardon now. 
 I am brutal, and I should like to beat myself for having 
 made the nurse, who has taken such 
 good care of me, weep. Will you 
 forgive me ? " 
 
 But it is one thing to make tears 
 flow, and another to stop them. I 
 smiled. I answered, " Yes, yes," with 
 my head ; but the flow had begun, 
 and had to have its course. I bit my 
 lips in vain ; pressed my handker- 
 chief, rolled up into a ball, in my 
 eyes, and with all my trying I resem- 
 bled a fountain. 
 
 From time to time Monsieur de Civreuse repeated 
 his excuses, and really, at the bottom of my heart, I was 
 not sorry to see in that great icy eye a little anxiety 
 and embarrassment. After all the trouble he had given 
 me for a fortnight, it was only just. However, I was 
 not malicious. I calmed myself as soon as I could, for 
 
I02 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 I saw very well that the scene embarrassed him, and, as 
 soon as I found my voice, we both began at the same 
 time — 
 
 " So you are not angry with me? " 
 
 " Do you really forgive me ? " 
 
 I held out my hand to him, taking up my pro- 
 gramme where 1 had left it ; only he contented himself 
 with pressing it gently, and he added, smiling, but this 
 time without bitterness : 
 
 " So, then, it is a complete amnesty, even for him, is 
 it not ? " 
 
 And he pointed with his finger at my unfortunate 
 statuette of Saint Joseph, which was back again, I know 
 not by what miracle, in one of the corners of my room. 
 
 The color mounted to my eyes, augmenting the heat 
 of my face, which was already burning, while I was 
 sure my nose was swollen and deplorably shiny ; and 
 as I did not answer, Monsieur de Civreuse was afraid 
 that I would begin to cry again, and so added, hur- 
 riedly : 
 
 " You ma}' make voursclf easy, mademoiselle. I 
 know nothing of the nature of your wrongs; I only 
 know the punishment, but not its cause." 
 
 "I am sure of that," I answered; "one would have 
 had to read inside my head for that. 1 have told no 
 one." 
 
 He did not insist, and 1 went to bathe my eyes. 
 
 The doctor, who has just left, is delighted witii the 
 forehead of his patient. He says it is getting well with 
 the rapidity of a miracle; but as to tiie knee, he told 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 103 
 
 me in confidence that it is no better yet, and that time, 
 and keeping it perfectly still, are the only things which 
 can completely cure it. Please heaven that Monsieur 
 de Civreuse may consent to swallow these two bitter 
 draughts ! 
 
 As for me, it is with a relief which I can not express 
 that I now stay with my patient. There is no longer a 
 painful explanation to look forwai-d to, and although his 
 temper is not yet sensibly softened, I feel myself more 
 at ease with him. 
 
 He remains slightly melancholy, always cold, with a 
 tendency to irony which is constantly showing itself. 
 
 " I was born bad-tempered," he said to me just now, 
 " and as no one thought of pulling up this weed in my 
 spring-time, it is now a small oak, to which even I f>ay 
 no more attention." 
 
 " And what do your friends say of it? " I asked. 
 
 " They generally get used to it, or, when they are 
 tired of it, they prune it a little." 
 
 " I think the}^ are very good," I could not help say- 
 ing ; " in their places I should look for another shade 
 rather than this small oak, where one does not seem to 
 me safe." 
 
 He drew up his eyebrows. It is his way, when he is 
 not pleased and yet does not wish to say so, and I have 
 discovered that it means in words, " Go away ! " which 
 I have done. 
 
 Finally, I am like his friends, and think that the 
 branches of his oak have particular need of pruning, 
 and that it has grown up crooked but vigorous. 
 
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 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 Pierre to Jaeques. 
 
 My friend, do you know anv ari^umcnt at once more 
 commonplace and more irresistible than tears? It is as 
 old as sin ; everybody uses it ; everybody knows, too, 
 the simplicity of the proceeding, and, notwithstanding all 
 this, everybody is moved by it in spite of himself. Eve 
 obtained her first pardon and sealed her first reconcilia- 
 tion with this beneficent liquid, and Mademoiselle d'Er- 
 lange — be it said without comparison — has used it so 
 well, just now, that not only is peace signed between 
 us, but it was I who begged for mercy. 
 
 Can you imagine a position at once more ridiculous 
 and more embarrassing than that of a man wlio makes a 
 woman cry, when the woman is a complete stranger to 
 him ? With her eyes in her handkerchief, her broken 
 voice, her explanations broken by deep sighs — which he 
 hears in fragments — he feels like an executioner, and he 
 does not know how to act. To look at her is indiscreet. 
 To turn away his head is cynical, for that seems to say, 
 " What does it matter to me ? " and he can only confess 
 himself a miserable sinner, and beg pardon humbly. 
 
 And then, I do not know if you are like me, but 
 things that are slightly known or rarelv experienced 
 make a deeper impression. If I hear of broken bones 
 and cuts, I know what they are. I have had them. But 
 her tears, the impetuous, uninterrupted flood, resembled 
 so little the tears whicli 1 have ever shed — rare tears, 
 and always concealed — that I watched them with a 
 vague fear of the unknown, asking myself when and 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. IO5 
 
 how it would end, and also what would happen to 
 Mademoiselle d'Erlange afterward, and if she was not 
 in danger of melting entirely, like a naiad who feeds a 
 living spring. So I was ready for any capitulation, and 
 I considered myself most fortunate to barter grievance 
 for grievance, and to give my pardon for that which 
 she vouchsafed me. 
 
 There is only this poor saint whom she will not hear 
 of forgiving. I tried to intercede for him, but the facts 
 must have been very serious, for she remained unmoved, 
 and I dared not risk disturbing our peace — so recent 
 and so dearly bought — by too much zeal. 
 
 And I, who considered myself master of the situa- 
 tion, quite superior in my just anger to this scatter-brain, 
 who arranged so well in my own mind all the truths 
 that I wished to tell her, and which it would be good 
 for her to hear once ! You laugh — traitor ! It is very 
 misplaced, I assure you, and I was never more in- 
 disposed to acknowledge you in the right. Besides, 
 our peace is at best but an armistice. We are agreed 
 on one point, but only on one — we are not to speak 
 of the cause which has procured us the pleasure of the 
 tete-a-tete of a month, which I groan to think of ; and, 
 besides, causes of dissension are not wanting, I assure 
 you. 
 
 Think of the most dissimilar things in the world — 
 black and white, fire and water, two horses galloping in 
 a circle in opposite directions, so as to knock against 
 each other in every round — and you have us in the 
 large sculptured chamber, where I am being mended 
 
106 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 like the most common of knickkiiacks. and waitinc^ to 
 dry. 
 
 But no. my definition is bad. Do not read absolute 
 dissimilarity, for she resembles me, my dear fellow, and 
 it is that which is hateful to me, as I have already told 
 you ! She wears a dress, is adorned with a head of hair 
 which I could only have had in the Merovinjjian aije, is 
 endowed with her first freshness of candor and inno- 
 cence, which also is not mine ; btit, except this, we are 
 as twin brothers. Yet, for a woman, you will agree, 
 there could be a better model than your friend, and she 
 would gain in grace and charm what she would lose in 
 similitude. Of all types, that of "good fellow " is the 
 one I have always disliked the most. I should like her 
 better dreamy, coquettish, prudish, fanciful, anything 
 that would give me a varied study during my seclusion, 
 rather than this jovial and capricious self-confidence 
 which shows itself in the classical hand-shake, which the 
 nervous hands and pointed elbows of the daughters of 
 Albion have imported for us, and which is the thing I 
 can least easily pardon them — always excepting their 
 ugliness. Just now, all in tears, she was more feminine. 
 But you must not understand that at that moment I was 
 much more amused, nor that I was precisely at my ease; 
 but I like the respect for old usages, and 1 think yovuig 
 girls should be timid, submissive, a little cowardly, per- 
 haps imaginative, an octave higher than we are, like the 
 difference between the masculine and feminine vt)ice. 
 
 After all, perhaps 1 shall divert myself all the better. 
 I set out in search of new countries, strange types, origi- 
 
THE STORY GF COLETTE. 
 
 107 
 
 nal characters to study, yet it is said that what French- 
 men know the least is France ! Let us study France, 
 since we are in it, and you must 
 receive my traveler's notes with 
 
 the same good-will as if they ' mt- 
 
 came to you from the banks of ^ (/ W 
 
 the sacred Ganges, or the not / •» 
 
 less sacred hcierhts of the Hima- 
 
 '!=> 
 
 *---i 
 
 ''i 
 
 layas. They will have at least '^^"^ ^ 
 
 the merit of being more recent i y \r~^ 
 
 than after a longer journey; and • 
 
 when one thinks of all the charm- 
 ing things Bernardin de St. Pierre 
 discovered in a simple straw- 
 berry-leaf, I must be very stupid 
 if I can not do as much for the 
 greater space in which I am. 
 
 But I wander from my sub- ' " ^i 
 
 ject. I browse on philosophi- 
 cal questions, like a simple donkey on the bushes 
 by the road, and the equipage in which I am taking 
 you is a little shaken by it, I think. You want a true 
 history, do you not } We were at the tears of Made- 
 moiselle d'Erlange, and I am sure you think that with a 
 word I would stop them, as I confess I made them burst 
 forth. I would make excuses, it would be over, and we 
 should then be better friends than ever. 
 
 O my friend, God forbid that you should ever 
 provoke a crisis which you find yourself unable to con- 
 trol in a moment, for it is terrible ! One feels one's 
 
I08 7//A STORY Of- COLETTE. 
 
 self helpless before an overwhelming torrent, it is said, 
 because it is something which one can not master. 
 What will you say to me, then, of a young girl's tears? 
 Can dikes be made against them ? 1 became gentle — 
 humble, in truth ; I gave up everything, and the stream 
 still flowed, and it was marvelous to see the same little 
 handkerchief, no bigger than the palm of my hand, 
 turned over and over, kneaded on all sides, and yet 
 sufficient for the work I All loldcd up, it just hlled the 
 hollow of her eye; so exactlv, in fact, that she had to 
 dry one eye after the other, but it was done so quickly 
 that one could hardly see the one which was uncovered ; 
 and, in spite of my embarrassment, I could not help 
 watching curiously this admirable dexterity. 
 
 I should say, however, that Mademoiselle d'Erlange 
 did not abuse her position. She calmed herself as soon 
 as she could, held out her hand without ill-feeling, and 
 at my request sat down by me, without running away 
 as she evidently wanted to do. 
 
 I had now to retrieve myself, and I felt that niv 
 moment of blundering had to be paid for bv great 
 amiability. I had to give myself the trouble to talk, to 
 amuse her, to take away the too great violence of my 
 brutality, and I think I did not come out of it badlv. 
 
 At the beginning, her words were interrupted by 
 deep sighs — real sighs, like those of a child in distress — 
 and a tear would come from time to time and require 
 the help of the famous handkerchief ; but little by little 
 she became animated, so much so that at the end of a 
 few minutes I could hardly follow her. 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 109 
 
 It seems to be a real pleasure to her to talk ; she 
 does it with vivacity, without much connection, as if 
 it were simply a healthy gymnastic exercise for her 
 tongue. Questions, reflections, facts, rush out in cu- 
 rious confusion : she takes her ideas from the heap, 
 without sorting them, and scatters them as one scatters 
 seed to the sparrows. " Hop ! hop ! — catch who can ! " 
 I will bet a good deal that the parable of the sower in 
 the Bible has never occupied her attention much, and 
 that what is lost in the thorns of the road or among the 
 rocks is one of the last things she thinks about. 
 
 Do not imagine, however, that it is vulgar gossip ; 
 her inexhaustible animation is rather the result of su- 
 perabundant vitality ; and if I am not deceived, she 
 thus spends her forces because she has nothing else to 
 do, though she gives herself occupation, 1 assure you ! 
 While she talks, she goes and comes, plays wath her. 
 dog, arranges and disarranges the fire twenty times in 
 an hour, so that she half puts it out and fills the room 
 with smoke. Then she opens the windows, excusing 
 herself, and builds up a fire, the flames of which dart 
 so high that they have to be put out with a pail of 
 water to keep us from a greater misfortune. 
 
 Sitting, she brings up her two feet under her in the 
 Turkish fashion — like her coffee — and balances her 
 bod}^ as she talks, in a way most dangerous for her 
 equilibrium, which, to be just, she keeps marvelously. 
 I got out of breath merely by looking at her. 
 
 " You are feverish," my doctor said to me a little 
 later ; " what is the matter ? Have we given you 
 
no THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 hearty food too soon, and must we go back to dosing 
 you with sick-man's broth ?" 
 
 "■ It would be better to dose this will-o'-thc wisp," I 
 felt like saying. 
 
 But, to consider the whole question, Jacques, you 
 must remember that fourteen hours a day of solitude 
 is a great deal when one is incapable of moving. I 
 must not complain too much of distractions. 
 
 Our very varied conversation has given mc some 
 ideas of the people and things around us. 
 
 The chateau, of which I have perhaps spoken a 
 little too grandly, is not exactly what I expected it 
 
 to be, and is 
 like stage scen- 
 ery, which looks 
 very different- 
 ly seen from be- 
 fore and behind. 
 Its grandeur 
 dates from Louis 
 XIII and its 
 downfall fiom 
 tiic Revolution ; 
 which proves, as 
 ]M. Prudhomme 
 would tell you, that happiness is more lasting in this 
 world than misfortune, contrary to the general opin- 
 ion, and which signifies simply that one hundred years 
 is the extreme limit during whicli walls consent to 
 stand without help. Whatever the reason may be. an 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. m 
 
 entire wing, a belfry, and two towers have already 
 disappeared from this noble building. 
 
 They fell easily, like well-bred towers, as people who 
 are tired of standing sit on the floor for want of a 
 better place. Then, the ivy which they dragged down 
 got green again ; wild grasses and wild flowers, see- 
 ing that no one thought of rooting them up, began to 
 bloom ; and the next year birds made their nests there, 
 finding good shelter in such a pleasant wilderness. 
 
 " A story of old walls," you will tell me ; " I know 
 your ruin before you describe it ; these chateaux in de- 
 cay all resemble one another." 
 
 And do the ways in which owners act resemble one 
 another also ? Do you think that you have seen many 
 places where they behave as they do at Erlange under 
 these circumstances? 
 
 When the crevices become too numerous, and the 
 cracks make the walls look like people who are at 
 their last gasp, and the stones yield too much to 
 the wind, each member of the family takes her belong- 
 ings, everything that can be moved without too much 
 trouble, and philosophically transports herself and her 
 baggage to another more hospitable portion still stand- 
 ing. 
 
 The first tempest gets the better of the abandoned 
 tenement : it sinks, and becomes the palace of bats and 
 owls ; while the emigrants remake their nests, accom- 
 modating themselves to their new quarters, finding out 
 advantages and disadvantages, no more affected by the 
 change than a tribe of ancient Gauls that moved its 
 
H2 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 camp in the morning to find a new country and new 
 game at evening ! 
 
 They have thus successively left the north tower for 
 the south tower, and the right wing for the center ; and 
 if the center gives way in its turn — and with these 
 snows, \vhich crush everything, one must be prepared — 
 there will remain the left wing, which was more re- 
 cently repaired, with one or two towers, besides the 
 chapel and the servants' rooms. 
 
 This ofives sufficient shelter for Mademoiselle d'Er- 
 lange and her pets, which is likely to endure, and of 
 course for the lifetime of the mysterious aunt, with 
 whom I am still unacquainted, and whom I sometimes 
 think a myth. 
 
 All this is certainly the highest philosophy, if it is 
 not madness, and yet it is the fact. Mademoiselle d'Er. 
 lange even seems to consider the state of affairs quite of 
 course. To hear her, one would think that she was 
 speaking of the most insignificant change, like the ne- 
 cessity of changing one's seat in a garden when the sun 
 turns the corner of your sheltering tree, or other simi- 
 lar protection. 
 
 " But when the house was falling, what would you 
 have done? "she asked me, seeing me open my eyes; 
 " would you have stayed where you were?" 
 
 " No, but 1 would have restored it," I answered. 
 
 " With whom ? With Benoite and me as masons, 
 and Frangoise to mix the plaster with her feet? " 
 
 " Who is Frangoise? " 
 
 " My marc — a good old beast, who knocks witli her 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 113 
 
 foot on the stable-door when she wants to go in. I 
 will show her to you some day. She is my third af- 
 fection." 
 
 " But do you not think," I said, " that it is a pity to 
 let a fine building like this go to pieces, and does your 
 aunt not think so?" 
 
 " Hum ! " she replied, shrugging her shoulders and 
 laughing ironically, " my aunt is sure that the walls of 
 Erlange will outlast her, and as she is certain of a shel- 
 ter to the end of her days, what difference do you sup- 
 pose the ' afterward ' makes to her? " 
 
 I dared not insist, as the conversation was becoming 
 too personal, and we returned to generalities. My 
 young companion told me gayly how she had furnished 
 her room, dragging out of all the others what remained 
 in them, and even going to the chapel for the prie- 
 dieus. 
 
 This is the explanation of the large proportion of 
 monachal seats which struck me when I first awoke. 
 
 She calls them odd chairs, and in speaking of them 
 she drags one after the other before my bed to show 
 them to me. 
 
 " They are all alike ; there is not much variety," she 
 said, turning them round, " but they are very pretty 
 beside my sofas. Have you seen the figures on my 
 sofas ? " 
 
 And she set to work dragging one to me, rolling it 
 from one end of the room to the other with a frightful 
 noise, and pushing it back against the wall in the same 
 rapid way. 
 
114 '^'^''' ^'^ORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 From all I can learn, the chateau is ciismantled out- 
 side and inside, which has set me wonderincr what band 
 of robbers could have thus devastated it. Imprudence 
 and carelessness can not alone have done it, for years do 
 not destroy all the furniture of a chateau without the 
 aid of some misfortune. This idea troubled me ; for in 
 such a case my presence would be a heavy expense to 
 my hostesses, and I had decided to consult the doctor, 
 when Mademoiselle d'Erlange took the bull bv the horns, 
 reading my thought with marvelous insight, and trans- 
 lating it with great accuracy. 
 
 " Now you are full of anxiety because we are not so 
 rich as you thought we were ! " she exclaimed. " Re- 
 assure yourself ! If the tables and chairs ncccssarv to 
 refurnish the house do not grow at Erlange, we have 
 plenty of vegetables, without counting chickens and 
 ducks ; and as my aunt, who cares a great deal about 
 her dear self, always finds means to provide, it is evi- 
 dent that she has not reached the bottom of her stock- 
 ing, and that famine does not threaten us yet. You 
 must remember, too, that it is wrong to worry about it, 
 for it is certainly not your fault that you are here, and 
 it is everywhere the custom for people to feed their 
 prisoners." 
 
 This frank explanation put me at my ease, and I had 
 only to apologize for having deprived Mademoiselle 
 d'Erlange of her room, and to ask as a favor to be 
 taken somewhere else. But she refused, telling me 
 that " somewhere else" was a pretentious jjhrase here, 
 and besides that she wished to keep nie in the place 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. nc 
 
 where the crime was committed, so as to make a sort 
 of expiatory chapel of it. 
 
 All this made me understand better a strange feature 
 which struck me in the beginning, about the inequalities 
 of the table-service, and now I can explain the medley 
 of the Sevres china, Venetian glass in w^hich my wine 
 looks like liquefied gold, massive silver which I do not 
 like to see Mademoiselle d'Erlange handle too near me, 
 and table-cloths of coarse unbleached linen, with a thir- 
 teen-sou knife. 
 
 Yesterday I was struggling with a knife, tearing my 
 meat like a puppy, using the blade and the back in turn 
 without success, and nearly losing my patience. 
 
 "It cuts badly, does it not?" said Mademoiselle 
 d'Erlange, who looked at me delighted, "and you are 
 getting angry. Wait — I have something which will 
 help you do it." 
 
 She ran to a draw^er, and triumphantly brought me 
 back a little dagger in an ivory sheath, which she drew^ 
 out quickly, the steel flashing wath a blue light, and all 
 with such vivacity that I shuddered. 
 
 " There," she said ; " it cuts perfectly — I always use 
 it for my pens. Will you have it ? " 
 
 Such is my table-service, my friend ; and now you 
 have a good enough idea of m}- shelter, also of the per- 
 sons about me : the phantom aunt, my doctor, " One," 
 and finally Mademoiselle Colette, for that is the name 
 of Mademoiselle d'Erlange, who kindly informed me of 
 the fact, as also of the reflections which suggested them- 
 selves to her. 
 
1,6 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 " A queer name, is it not ? " said she, " Col — Colette. 
 Why not Colerettc ? What does it mean, and where can 
 it have come from ? " 
 
 "A saint of the calendar. I suppose — " 
 
 " Possibly ; I never thought of that ! I thought it 
 had been invented for me. Do you know her, then, this 
 Saint Colette ? Perhaps you have prayed to her against 
 toothache ? It appears that it is a sure thing, and that 
 one is certain of being cured in addressing one's self to 
 her!" 
 
 " I confess I have not," I replied ; " for one reason, 
 my teeth have got on very well by themselves, up to 
 the present time, and, for another, your want of success 
 would disgust me forever with nine days' prayers, for I 
 should never be conceited enough to suppose I could 
 succeed where you had failed so completely." 
 
 She blushed to her fingers' ends, turning away her 
 head, but in a moment she resumed, though in a lower 
 tone : 
 
 " Oh, what I wanted was very difficult ; that is the 
 reason." 
 
 She was evidently afraid of discouraging me bv her 
 want of success, and of leading me into temptation or 
 revolt; so, half for her frankness, half because I feared I 
 might have wounded her, I added in conclusion : 
 
 " Certainlv one should never desj)air of anything ; 
 perhaps what you asked for is nearer than you think." 
 
 As to Saint Colette, I believe only very moderately in 
 her virtues, this is the truth ; but if you can hear of one of 
 the celestial beings who presides over the healing of 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. ny 
 
 broken bones, burn a candle before him, my friend, for 
 unfortunately I do not get any better. 
 
 March sSih. 
 
 Lately an idea has come to me, and it is in vain that 
 I shrug my shoulders in its face to show that I think it 
 absurd ; it stays there, and is so firmly fixed that I 
 can think of nothing else. 
 
 But it is so foolish that, in order to write it, I shut 
 and bolt my door, and turn over two pages, so as to put 
 the ridiculous idea by itself. 
 
 By much thinking of my last adventure, of the vio- 
 lent manner in which I treated my poor saint, of my 
 anger, and the result of it, finally of the day when M. de 
 Civreuse was brought into Erlange, I asked myself — I 
 have thought it possible — to speak plainly, I have the 
 idea that perhaps, in spite of all, Saint Joseph heard my 
 prayer, and that M. de Civreuse is the savior and the 
 hero I asked for. 
 
 I know very well that he was not coming to Erlange, 
 and that he did not think of me, and that his manner of 
 acting at present is anything but gallant. But this co- 
 incidence ! I asked for help, and here suddenly into my 
 secluded life comes a young man, original, interesting if 
 not amiable, and exactly the kind of which heroes are 
 made. Is it not really help from heaven ? The ill- 
 humor and fury of my aunt are sure proofs of it, and 
 her daily attacks show me that she thinks, as T do, that 
 the liberator of Colette has come. 
 
Il8 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 When I make all sorts of excuses to mv poor statue, 
 which I have taken back, it seems to me that its eye 
 smiles on me as it did before, and that it says to me, 
 " You see very well that you despaired too soon, and that 
 I did not deceive you in the least I " The next minute I 
 say to myself that I am crazy, and the cold face of M. de 
 Civreuse comes up before me. He cares for me just as 
 much as he does for my dog, and it is easy to see that 
 he is exasperated at the fate which keeps him here. 
 
 But if it were his destiny, he had to come, and he 
 ought even to be quite satisfied to be damaged as he is 
 — otherwise, he might have gone by ! 
 
 Does his appearance exactly resemble my summer 
 dreams? I can hardly remember, for now, when I ti\- 
 to recall the picture of my shadowy hero, it is the face 
 of Monsieur Pierre which comes up before me. and I do 
 not turn back to the first pages of my book to see 
 whether I am mistaken or not, for I think he is very 
 well as he is. 
 
 His forehead, of which one does not see much now, 
 is evidently high and wide ; his hair is chestnut, cut 
 short, and his Roman nose is rather too long, it seems 
 to me ; his lips are always tightly pressed together, his 
 beard is not exactly a beard, neither is it simply a mus- 
 tache, and I should very much like to ask him exactly 
 what it is called. 
 
 As to the color of his eye — (A his eyes, rather, for 1 
 suppose the other is just like the one I know — it is 
 peculiar, neither blue nor gray, and resembles nothing 
 so much as the spring-water in wiiich I used to look at 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. hq 
 
 myself last 3ear. One sees every color in it, even the 
 color of the clouds that seem to pass over it from time 
 to time, for the hue changes with his emotions, and 
 grows light or dark in an instant. 
 
 His complexion is dark except where a line divides 
 the forehead ; from there to the hair the skin is white, 
 which looks very queer. One might think that the face 
 had been painted all of one tint up to that, and that the 
 color had then given out, leaving it as it was. 
 
 His disposition is brusque ; he is not very amiable, 
 and he seems like a man so accustomed to do as he likes 
 that the walls of other people count for very little with 
 him, 
 
 I imagined a tyrant who w^ould tyrannize over all the 
 world, but I fancied him softer toward me. 
 
 But, after all, when I have dreamed of all this, I 
 realize perfectly the folly there is in such an idea. Prince 
 Charming never made himself so little charming to 
 please the lady of his heart ! — and am I not obliged to 
 perceive that Monsieur de Civreuse resembles a chained 
 mastiff, a learned mastiff, a well-educated mastiff, under- 
 standing the manners of good society, but who, it is 
 evident, does not like his kennel in the least? 
 
 And could I accommodate myself to this severe 
 humor? It seems that as if by some spell all that I do 
 and all that I say is exactly what I ought not to do or 
 say, and I give the eyebrows of my companion the 
 pleasure of constant gymnastic exercise — he is forced to 
 raise them so often in the lively astonishment I cause 
 him. But one certainly is not to be blamed for every- 
 
I20 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 thiiii^ when one has waited eighteen rears for her liberty 
 and a little happiness. 
 
 On the other hand, Mother Lancien seemed very 
 sure of what slic said in i)romisinj^ me success, and she 
 has seen so much, and I so little ! 
 
 Pierre to Jacques. 
 
 Ah, m)' friend, how well I knew what you would 
 say, and how perfectly your last letter is characteristic 
 of you ! 
 
 You take fire, you excite yourself, you build a whole 
 romance out of nothing, and send it to me by express, 
 even asking me if you are not too late, and if your con- 
 gratulations will arrive before or after the ceremonv. 
 
 This accident which laj's me low on the highway, 
 the old chateau into which 1 am carried insensible, this 
 young girl who watches over me nigiit and dav, water- 
 ing my pillow wdth her tears — all intoxicate and ti-ans- 
 port you ; you see me in love, kneeling at the feet of my 
 idol — as much as a man with a broken leg can kneel — 
 blessing the bad roads because that solitude in such 
 company is a joy, pleased with mv sufferings because 
 they have given me access to Erlange, and the winter 
 because it makes our eagle's nest inaccessible to the 
 envious and jealous. 
 
 Ah, mv dear jacciues, I have wot vour inflammable 
 temperament nor your vivid imagination ; and you ought 
 to remember that formcrlv. when we went into societv, 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 121 
 
 I had white hair in comparison with your fanciful head 
 and wild caprices. 
 
 While you, the insatiable, devoured one or even two 
 passions in one evening, falling so violently in love with 
 your partners that after the ball you even dreamed of 
 marriage, I hardly gave my heart once a week, and I 
 have even gone from one Sunday to another, or a fort- 
 night, without feeling a heart-beat. 
 
 And now, when I have quarreled with the whole 
 human race, with my comrades of the boulevards as well 
 as society, when I am satiated with all, you expect me to 
 fall in love like a school-boy, and to accept fetters when 
 I have just shaken off the last burden ! No, no ; and if 
 you would like the place, Jacques, by the honor of a 
 Civreuse, I will give up the whole to you without regret 
 — the bed with columns, the plaster moldings, and the 
 little blonde into the bargain. 
 
 Have you already forgotten, my poor friend, the two 
 years that are just past? Evidently 3'ou have, for they 
 have been by you devoted to my interests, and with 
 your noble delicacy you have considered it a crime to 
 remember. Only, it is not the same for me, for there 
 are certain things the bitterness of which remains on 
 the lips, no matter what one does to drive it away, and 
 my experiences are among the number. 
 
 I was so simple-minded, you see, so absurdly confi- 
 dent, so convinced of the truth of all I was told ! I had 
 thirty intimate friends, and I believed all to be true, all 
 devoted and sincere. 
 
 I was warmly welcomed in twenty houses in Paris ; 
 
J 22 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 and, believing myself to be received in remembrance of 
 my mother, I came and went and acted as though she 
 herself had presented mc, without the slightest mental 
 reservation — tlic only person, it seems, who was per- 
 fectly open and sincere. 
 
 Poor fool! who forgot only one thing: that all tiie 
 attentions belonged to the income of three hundred 
 thousand francs, which, as an orphan, was completely at 
 my own disposal. 
 
 Then, one morning, the sudden ruin — do you remem- 
 ber? My banker — ^also one of those friends — who had 
 put my capital in such doubtful investments that he had 
 not even dared consult me before swallowing it up, had 
 gone off finally to America, and at once my own posi- 
 tion showed itself. 
 
 The telegraph is slow in comparison with the news 
 which is carried from mouth to mouth ! Four hours 
 after my ruin I had become a very small personage; 
 everybody knew it, and by the end of the week 1 was 
 forefotten. Events follow each other so quicklv in 
 Paris! After my affair came the fall of a ministry, a 
 private divorce case of which all the papers spread the 
 news with all their might — and you can see that the 
 wave which (overwhelmed me was a broad one. 
 
 All ni}- intimacy in families came to an end. Why 
 invite a man who is not a possible suitor? And it was 
 only then that I perceived that in each of these exclu- 
 sive circles the daughter of the house was invariably 
 between eighteen and twenty. 
 
 As to my friends, Jacques, they all bc-havcd perfectly I 
 
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 123 
 
 There was not one of them who would not cross the 
 street or the boulevard to come and take my hand on 
 seeing me on the other sidewalk, not one who did not 
 express his sympathy. 
 
 " Poor Civreuse ! What bad luck ! " 
 
 "What a wretch D is! He is expelled from the 
 
 Bourse, you know. By-the-way, will your sale take 
 place at the Hotel Drouot ? The season is excellent ; 
 that's a good thing." 
 
 " What a descent, poor fellow ! On my word, it is 
 enough to disgust a man, and keep him from making 
 deposits anywhere but in his mattress!" 
 
 It is very nice, all that, and it went to my heart. But 
 at the end of two weeks my sale was over, my entresol 
 rented, I had no more Mondays — you know my recep- 
 tions when I kept open table ? I had given up supping 
 at the Cafe Anglais ; and, worse than all, I had crossed 
 the Seine ! 
 
 Does any one look for a needle in a hay -stack, or for 
 a man who lodges near the Jardin des Plantes ? Hon- 
 estly, no ! and in less than two weeks I had that absolute 
 peace dreamed of by sufferers, but which in a great 
 cit}', where one has lived a happy life, is rather isolation 
 than repose. 
 
 My story might have ended there, and a full stop 
 put, unless, in a parenthesis, any one wanted to tell my 
 struggle with poverty, if by good fortune, besides my 
 thirty intimate friends, I had not had another, the thirty- 
 first, who, by-the-way, I had never put in the heap with 
 the others. 
 
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 THE SrORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 More skillful than the rest, this (jne found out my 
 retreat, and, once inside the place, boldly opened my 
 strong-box, and, finding it empty as he expected. i)ut 
 his arm through mine and carried me off to his home, 
 to share his life with him for two whole years. 
 
 And it was not only the offer, friend Jacques — allow 
 me to say it for once to your face, since I have the 
 chance — it was making it in such a manner, that I ac- 
 cepted at once, and that I have lived a parasite with vou 
 all this time without the slightest hesitation. 
 
 Do not protest ! it was really as a parasite, for you 
 know as well as 1 do what is paid for labor to people 
 who seek places because they need them, without having 
 gone through the administrative routine which is the 
 glory of our France. 
 
 I can not remember exactlv what it was I gained ; 
 but if during these days of trouble I paid the fourth 
 part of my rent and my washing, it was because things 
 were made cheaper for me, 1 am sure ! 
 
 What trade could I take up ? While I was only an 
 amateur, I was enough of an artist to get mv pictures 
 into the Salon; but as soon as it was known that I 
 needed t(j sell, I became such a poor dauber that I 
 could not get fifty francs for a picture six yards long ! 
 As for music, it was not to be sj>okcn of. To plav the 
 guitar under balconies was charming, but as a professor, 
 the only thing I would have needed was jnipils. 
 
 The choice remained to me of sui)cTnuincraiv in the 
 department of finance — three years of hopes and ambi- 
 tious dreams, which one indulges in while thinking of 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 125 
 
 the fifteen hundred francs that will crown this novitiate ; 
 or diplomacy and consulships, without the possibility of 
 buying myself gloves or patent-leather shoes, which arc 
 the sinews of war in the social struggle ; finally, there 
 was journalism. 
 
 Besides this, when one has refused to sell one's name 
 to founders of doubtful companies, tell me, if you can, 
 how an honest man can find employment in Paris ? 
 
 I thought of emigrating, and without you it is most 
 probable that I would have followed the man who had 
 cheated me beyond the seas. 
 But you were there, and I 
 stayed, with my heart a little 
 embittered, I confess, by all I 
 had seen, but far from imagin- 
 ing the complete change that 
 awaited me, and the study from 
 life that would enable me to 
 complete from life the portrait 
 of the human animal. 
 
 After all, it was only neces- 
 sary for me to open the pages of La Rochefoucauld, 
 and I should have found it all already set forth. But 
 who believes La Rochefoucauld before having experi- 
 enced for himself his bitter wisdom ? 
 
 In short, I do not need to recall to you the conclu- 
 sion of the comedy that came to me one fine morning. 
 The wheel had gone round, and Dame Fortune gave me 
 with one hand what she had taken with the other. My 
 old rascal, richer than ever, died suddenly, leaving 
 
126 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 neither will nor children, and his petroleum-wells, 
 eagerly claimed by all his dupes, gave each one of us 
 our rights. Our claims were good, and we were paid 
 even the interest on the moncv — involuntary savings 
 which we had made during the past two years. 
 
 Three days after — do you remember, Jacques? — con- 
 gratulations and cards rained on us, and I was again in 
 possession of all my excellent friends. It was my own 
 fault if I could not think it all a bad dream. I was 
 awake, and all that 1 had believed lost came back by the 
 same door — gold and friendship. 
 
 But this was too much ! With a little patience, per. 
 haps, I could have been deceived. But in twenty-four 
 hours to take up life just where I had left it — a break- 
 fast accepted two years before that I was reminded of; 
 a waltz of two years back grown yellow on the card 
 that they wanted me to recall — it was at once un- 
 worthy and grotesque, and I laughed, disgusted at 
 heart. 
 
 Simply to refuse everything was too little. I had 
 had my eyes opened, had become suspicious, cvnical, 
 and with malicious pleasure I entered into all combina- 
 tions, flattered all hopes, fostered all ambitions, so as to 
 make the disappointment greater the dav when I should 
 snap at once the threads of all the i)uppets I held in mv 
 hand. 
 
 Then, sore, weary, forcibly separated from you by 
 the illness of your uncle and the secluded winter it ne- 
 cessitated for you, hnding too feeble all words which 
 express hatred of the human race, I was seized with 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 127 
 
 the desire to hear lying in Chinese, in Arabian, in Hin- 
 dostani, as I had heard it in French, so as to see for m}'-- 
 self whether my countr}- is in advance of its contempo- 
 raries, or behind them. 
 
 And this is the moment you choose to speak to me 
 of love, of household peace, and the sweet confidence 
 which charms its hours ! 
 
 My poor Jacques, you are a great fool, and, if Made- 
 moiselle d'Erlange is no worse than other women — 
 which is not certain — she is at least like all the rest, 
 which is enough to drive me away. 
 
 The proof you use to convince me that I am in love, 
 amused me at least : 
 
 " You say that you are always with her, you speak 
 to her, you look at her, you call her a blonde fairy ; be 
 frank, Pierre- --confess that you are in love ! " 
 
 That 1 may not be with her, have I legs to fly from 
 her? Do you want me to turn my head away when I 
 speak to her ? And need you see in the fancies of my 
 first awakening anything more than the ordinary humor 
 of travelers recounting their adventures ? 
 
 As for her being blonde, my friend, I can not help 
 it ; she is blonde, and I have told you so plainly, think- 
 ing no evil. This brings me back to your complaints 
 on the subject of Mademoiselle d'Erlange : " You oblige 
 me to imagine her for myself," you write ; " except her 
 hair, not a bit of description, and you write pages about 
 the tapestry, the crumbling towers — in fact, all sorts of 
 nonsense. I have the frame, I know it by heart. Put 
 the Greuze in it, I beg you." 
 
128 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 Here it is, and sincere, with a sincerit)' which my im- 
 partial e3es can guarantee to be true. 
 
 Mademoiselle Colette is rather small, or, if not so re- 
 ally, appears so. Does this come {xoxw her wonderfully 
 slender waist, from her head which is small, like that (jf 
 a Greek statue, or from the quickness and multiplicity 
 of her movements? I can not tell. But it is certain 
 that, standing — in the rare moments when she is still — 
 she rises up straight and high, like a swaying young 
 birch-tree, and I look at her in surprise. Whence has 
 she taken that extra height ? 
 
 Then some new idea seizes her : she starts off to the 
 right or left with her gliding step, and is only an elf 
 who has escaped from her home in the earlv morning, 
 and has come to visit the world. Now you know, my 
 friend, elves have neither stature nor age. 
 
 Her nose is short, delicate, and a little saucy ; the 
 lower part of the face is pretty, plump like a ripe fruit, 
 and her complexion is dark and rich. 
 
 Do not read yellow — we are not in Cambodia ; she 
 has a transparent skin, beneath which a ray of sunlight 
 is always shining. She has a high forehead, a well- 
 made mouth ; and as for her eyes, I tell you fnmkly 
 that they are superb; you ought to understand this 
 properly, but you will take it in the wrong sense, I am 
 sure, and you will see flames and passion where there is 
 only a conscientious description, as in a passport ; for 
 even a passport would note them, I am sure, and j)ut 
 them down as " special marks," so little do they resem- 
 ble what (jne usually sees. 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 129 
 
 Large, superbly shaped — I may as well give you the 
 whole truth this evening, for you would call for it to- 
 morrow — these eyes are the deepest black, and from 
 their depths come an unceasing flash. 
 
 When the eyelid is lowered, it bears the calm of an 
 infant asleep ; raised, it is overpowering, and it seems as 
 though some inner light were illuminating the burning 
 iris. 
 
 Do black diamonds exist ? I do not know, though I 
 have often heard them spoken of, but I think I know 
 now what they must be like. 
 
 The distinctive characteristic of the look is a mobil- 
 ity of expression the variety of which nothing can de- 
 scribe, and her general vivacity shows itself in that. 
 One really seems to see ideas pass over the face, and 
 these great eyes, where thoughts can be read as in a 
 book, are ready to betray her. 
 
 Her eyebrows are clear and finely penciled. They 
 are drawn with one stroke of the brush. 
 
 Finally, to complete this mixture of grace and mal- 
 ice, imagine on the left side above the lip a very small 
 dimple, lifting a corner of the mouth so that it only 
 smiles on one side at a time, as if on the sly, and giving 
 her an inexpressible look of gayety. 
 
 I will not tell you that Mademoiselle Colette has 
 the hands and feet of a child, because to me such 
 a comparison seems absurd. Would you like to 
 finish the portrait of a slender young girl with two 
 fat round feet as wide as they are long, and little 
 baby hands full of dimples ? It makes me shudder ! 
 
130 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 But the D'Krlanf^es have good bh)ocl, and it shows 
 itself. 
 
 To sum up. she is an original person, remarkable in 
 many ways. I am sure you would admire her im- 
 mensely, and that you would write a sonnet to her 
 every evening. An artist would be dumb with delight 
 before her, only he could not paint her as she is. How- 
 ever, some day I will ask her permission to trv, and the 
 first adventure of my journey shall occui)v the first 
 page of my album. 
 
 " Well ! what more ? " I hear you sa}-. Well, is one 
 obliged to fall in love with all that is beautiful ? I de- 
 scribe her to you as an artist would, as 1 shall describe 
 in three months' time the palaces, lotus-flowers, and 
 almchs — if so it be that almehs exist elsewhere than in 
 ballets; but if you are going to fancy a new romance 
 with each new face which I present to you, I shall be 
 reduced to writing to you in negro style : 
 
 " Good little traveler arrived well. Had good pas- 
 sage. He not had sea-sickness. Found nice hut to live 
 in. Embrace little white brother." 
 
 One must take the world as it is, my friend ; nobody 
 in it is worth much when I have put you and myself on 
 one side, for we are too good for the dolls whom we 
 know, doting upon equipages, diamonds, and dresses. 
 So I have long ago made a vow of celibacy in your 
 name and mine. We suffice for each other. Sign the 
 contract, and give up romance. 
 
 As for your delicate advice on the subject of Made- 
 moiselle Colette, be at case, moralist : if I am bronjrc, 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 131 
 
 she is crystal, and I do not think my appearance is 
 likely to affect her. And, besides, what do you suppose 
 a creature who laughs all day can know of sentiment? 
 She is not a woman ; she is a bell always in motion, and 
 one might suppose that the life we lead is the most 
 amusing thing possible. 
 
 You know what she really is ; and just now, when 
 Mademoiselle d'Erlange was dancing about the room, 
 giving herself up to the little skips and jumps that are 
 habitual to her, dusting china and fancy articles, which 
 I, following her listlessly with my eye and listening to 
 her incessant humming, could not help questioning her 
 about — 
 
 " What is it," I asked, " that makes you so gay, and 
 why have you always a smile on your lips ? " 
 
 " My good spirits ! " she answered. " Do I trouble 
 you ? " 
 
 " Not at all ; only you astonish me, that is all." 
 
 " That is certainly not much like you," she answered, 
 quickly. " And if I may inquire in my turn, why do 
 you never laugh ? " 
 
 " Just now, on account of my suffering," I replied, 
 dryly. Then, as I was ashamed of this barefaced false- 
 hood, and above all of the bad humor which the remem- 
 brance of the past gave me, I continued, " But I sup- 
 pose that my humor is generally the opposite of yours." 
 
 She raised her eyes, which had been hidden, with a 
 quick look, and said : 
 
 " Bad humor, then ? " 
 
 " Yes, bad, doubtless ; at least for those who look 
 
132 TlfE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 upon laughing- as the sign of an amiable disposition, and 
 not as a grimace or a simple family contortion, confirm- 
 ing the opinion of those who think we descend from 
 monkeys." 
 
 ** From monkeys ! " She drew back with a fright- 
 ened gesture, taking in at a rapid glance her hands and 
 her whole person. " I never heard that I Is it true ? 
 How do they know ?" Then, as she saw me shake my 
 head : " No, no, I am glad," she continued, before I 
 could edge in a word ; " it would be funny, but so dis- 
 gusting. Just think what one would feel on seeing a 
 baboon in a cage and saying to one's self that he ought 
 to be venerated as an ancestor ! It is quite enough to 
 look like him when one laughs." 
 
 She ran to a glass, which was hung so high that 
 she had to mount on a table, and, seeing her dimple 
 come — 
 
 " It is very possible, after all," she said, philosophic- 
 ally, " that it is a contortion, but it does one good all the 
 same." And she began laughing more than ever in 
 proof of what she had said, and jumped down with the 
 bound of a gazelle, without noise or effort. 
 
 As you see, her credulity, like her gavetv. is that of 
 a child, and she did not get over her amusement for 
 some minutes ; then, as 1 remained perfectly serious, she 
 sat down, calmed herself, and resumed in a lower tone: 
 
 " Perhaps, when one is very much older and wiser, 
 one does not care for it any more ; but I have not come 
 to that yet." 
 
 This is too much, Jacques ! Does she take me for a 
 
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 133 
 
 patriarch ? Have you seen that I am getting- old, or 
 showing signs of age ? 
 
 So you see you need not be uneasy, or think there is 
 peril around me. 
 
 I look upon her as a thoughtless child, as I have told 
 you ; and she, on her side, considers me so wise and re- 
 spectable that she nearly puts me in the same category 
 with her grandfather, the baboon. !So we are both 
 safe. 
 
 And now, my good Jacques, give up inventing 
 romances, and sleep without dreams ; my little girl and 
 I wish you good-night. 
 
 But look out for yourself, my friend ; you see how 
 quickly old age creeps over us, and some fine day it will 
 take 3'ou unawares. 
 
 You who are so old, so old ! 
 
 Thev are going to take off m}- bandage this evening. 
 I wonder how my wound will look ? 1 am a little anx- 
 ious about it, I confess. 
 
 If the scar is honorable, I will bear it ; but if there 
 is a big rouhd hole showing the mark of the rod or 
 of the pedestal, 1 will call Mademoiselle Colette and 
 her executioner to answer for it. Zounds ! one has 
 his small vanities, no matter how old he is ! 
 
 April J 2th. 
 To say that my intimacy with M. de Civrcuse in- 
 creases — no, it is just the same to-day as it was yester- 
 day. He is just the same now as he was when he first 
 came to himself — polite as a king, but peevish as a bear, 
 
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 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 and sarcastic in proportion, and our slii^litcst conver- 
 sations are skirmishes. 
 
 •• W'hv arc vou all the time squabbling- with your 
 gentleman ? " Benoite said to 
 nie yesterday ; " it is not good 
 f(jr him, you know." 
 
 " What can I do, you dear 
 old thing?" I answered ; '* he 
 sees red and 1 white. 1 can 
 not let him say things that 
 are false, and approve just be- 
 cause he is ill, when he takes 
 up everything I say so quickly. 
 It is more than I can bear." 
 
 It is true that every morn- 
 ing and every evening I tell 
 myself that if I were different I would please him 
 better, and I vow that I will ciiangc the next day ; but 
 as soon as I am in the room and hear the calm tone in 
 which he criticises indifferently men and things, I am 
 vexed in spite of myself, and I answer hinT with all the 
 vivacity and indignation that I feel. Or, when I am 
 seated before the fire, listening to the melting snow as it 
 drips from the broken gutters with a loud noise, and I 
 see in the back of the room his dark face, and hear the 
 full voice that answers or questions me, in the midst 
 of this April sun which glances through the window, 
 I feel such bursts (jf joy that I begin to laugh without 
 any reason, and am happy, hapjiy ! 
 
 All this seems absurd to M. de Civreusc, and he 
 
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 135 
 
 launches out as he did yesterday, giving himself much 
 trouble to prove to me that there is nothing to be proud 
 of, that all this gayety is only a family inheritance and 
 past education, and that we laugh as monkeys make 
 grimaces, and nothing else. 
 
 Was it to frighten me that he said it, or did he half 
 believe it ? I never make out more than half the truth 
 of the things he speaks of — and if it is true, what can 
 I do about it? Must I deprive myself of the pleasure 
 of laughing and moving about, because of an accidental 
 or even natural resemblance ; and ought I to stop crack- 
 ing nuts with my teeth and jumping over obstacles in 
 two or three bounds ? This is much more like the 
 monke3'S. 
 
 He is a pedant, and we will leave him to his criti- 
 cisms, if he goes on like this, for I have forgotten to warn 
 him, and to make the condition with my saint in the 
 good days when I prayed to him and we understood 
 each other about the personal appearance of my libera- 
 tor ; but Colette must be loved as she is, with her dog, 
 her faults, her laugh, her peculiar ideas, and her sash 
 tied wrong side out, or she will return to her own affairs, 
 and continue to hunt for stars until she finds a good and 
 real one which has not quenched all its rays in water 
 before coming to her. 
 
 The truth is, that I am furious — furious not only 
 that M. de Civreuse does not find me to his liking, 
 and thinks me ugly, foolish, and I do not know what 
 besides, but furious, above all, because, in spite of all I 
 can do, I can not pay him in his own coin. 
 
136 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 Sometimes I am ready to run to him and declare 
 that, if his opinion of me is not flattering, mine of him 
 is just the same ; but I mistrust my tongue. Really, I 
 do not think so at all ; and what if my invectives should 
 turn to compliments? It is frightful to think of I 1 do 
 not know how one can learn to say in the same tone 
 what one thinks and what one does not believe the first 
 word of ; and his ear is too quick not to know the dif- 
 ference. 
 
 So I am silent, and when I get back to my room, 
 with all the doors closed, I make amends by roughly 
 questioning my imagination and my heart. 
 
 "Listen," I say to them face to face, "explain vour- 
 selves. Where do this folly and this infatuation come 
 from ? 
 
 " What has this man done for you ? He is not 
 amiable, hardly polite, certainly less handsome than we 
 are, and it is plain that we do not suit him. 
 
 " What effort does he make to conceal it fi-om you ? 
 Has he attempted a tender or a gallant word in three 
 weeks — even a word of two syllables with as little 
 meaning as a poor little sigh? Docs one of vou 
 know more about it than I do ? Speak ! " 
 
 Neither of them says nuich, but their answer, though 
 short, is decisive. " They like him all the same." 
 
 And that is why 1 find myself thinking of M. de 
 Civreuse a little, often — always, I think — vet without 
 being completely satisfied with him. antl wiihout ex- 
 actly understanding what he has in the depths of his 
 heart. 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 137 
 
 Sometimes I wonder, when I see the astonished 
 look with which he follows my slightest word, if he 
 does not, like me, come from an old chateau in ruins, 
 where the ditches and portcullis have kept him until 
 now from the sight of women, as my battlements have 
 preserved me from all contact with human beings. 
 
 But, in that case, he must have crossed his draw- 
 bridge long ago, for his knowledge of human nature, if 
 not kindly, is extensive, and he knows many things 
 whose very names 1 am ignorant of. For that reason 
 we have ridiculous conversations, during which I an- 
 swer without knowing what I say, during which we 
 quarrel without my comprehending exactly why, and 
 during which I am not quite certain that he himself 
 knows what he wants. 
 
 Yesterday, for instance, we spoke of people in so- 
 ciety. I told him how little I knew outside of Erlange, 
 and begged him to tell me what men are, and what they 
 do outside of my world. 
 
 Then he began, but described what I asked in such 
 a way that I listened stupefied to hear him call all men 
 rogues and wretches. Is it a joke, or must one really 
 believe it ? If so, one would never dare to put one 
 foot before the other : there an ambush, here a snare, 
 farther on a mine that only waits your pressure to ex- 
 plode — these are the usual things, according to him, 
 and on the outside of all flowers, smiles, and engaging 
 words. 
 
 Is it literally true, and is he speaking of real mines 
 full of powder? I do not know; at the beginning I 
 
138 THE STOKY OF COLETTE. 
 
 listened quietly, but afterward 1 could not hel]» pro- 
 testing. 
 
 "In this case," I cried, "your \yorld is a robbers' den ! " 
 
 To \yhich he calmly rej)lied : 
 
 " It certainly resembles one very much." 
 
 And when I protested, getting indignant, and asking 
 if he were sure of what he said — 
 
 " I speak of it as a traveler does of the place where 
 his watch and purse have been taken from him," he re- 
 plied ; " that is all." 
 
 Has he really been robbed ? 1 could not help ask- 
 ing him further if it were so, and without emotion, and 
 dryly enough, he answered : 
 
 " Of mv faith and confidence, yes, mademoiselle. 
 Do you not think that they are as {precious as doubloons 
 and a valise ? " 
 
 Such is my guest, and such are his })eculiarities. In 
 such a case, what can I answer? I am dunifounded, 
 and could understand his conversation mt)re easily if 
 he chose to speak Chinese. 
 
 In conclusion, he seems to me to have few illusions. 
 If I have been drowning mvself in chimeras and dreams 
 for eighteen years, 1 think 1 have come to the right 
 port at last. 
 
 He makes no exceptions — we are no better than 
 others ; and as I put my se.\ in view, hoping for a court- 
 eous word for women — 
 
 " Oh," he said, "each one has his instincts. Wolves 
 bite, tigers flv at vou with their claws! Do you think 
 one is much better than another?" 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. I^g 
 
 Really, it is not right to decide things in this cold- 
 blooded way, and I am sure that God, who sees into 
 our hearts, does not. 
 
 I was wild to stop him, or at least to embarrass him ; 
 so, planting myself directh' in front of him, I said : 
 
 " And I, whom you do not know — what am I, 
 then ? " 
 
 " In bud or in flower," said he, with a half-smile, " I 
 can not say which, but I am sure that all the instincts 
 are there." 
 
 Reall}', I could have beaten him ; so, not knowing 
 how to prove my point — 
 
 " And Monsieur Jacques ? " I asked. 
 
 " Jacques ! " and instantly changing his tone — 
 "Jacques! he has all the delicacy, all the goodness, all 
 the courage on earth united in one man ! " 
 
 "Then he is an exception," said I, ironically. 
 
 " Precisely ; the exception that confirms the rule." 
 
 " What does that mean?" 
 
 " Oh, in truth, no great thing ; it is a thing to say, a 
 much-used phrase." 
 
 " Very well," I cried in bad humor ; " it should be 
 caught and put in a cage ; it has no sense." 
 
 I knew very well that I spoke foolishly ; but I was 
 vexed, I did not know wh3^ 
 
 M. de Civreuse laughed without answering, and, 
 beginning where he left off, resumed the praises of his 
 friend. He had raised himself in bed, he spoke quickly ; 
 it seemed as if he had a second tongue, and for the first 
 time I saw him animated. 
 
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 TJIE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 And he was interesting, this Jacques — good and hand- 
 some ! Really, I got to liking him. It seemed as though 
 I were having one of those kingdoms in fairy-land de- 
 scribed to me — where everything is perfect, the streams 
 of sirup, the rocks of candied sugar, and for hot days a 
 gentle shower of rain perfumed 
 with vanilla ! So, when Monsieur 
 Pierre lay back on his pillow with 
 a satisfied air — 
 
 " Well ! " I exclaimed with con- 
 viction, " I feel that I should like 
 your friend very much." 
 
 On which he turned sharply, 
 and, scowling with his terrible 
 eyebrows, looked me full in the 
 face. 
 
 " I beg you to believe, made- 
 moiselle," he said, in his most dis- 
 asrreeable tone, " that it would make him proud and 
 happy." 
 
 And I, without reflecting a second, replied in turn, 
 not less sharply : 
 
 " Yes, doubtless ; not every one is liked who wishes 
 to be." 
 
 After that there was silence — a heavy, threatening 
 silence. 
 
 Can anvthing be more singular than such a character, 
 and is there any explanation for(nir conversation? This 
 is a sample of our usual talks, and 1 do not know why, 
 but three times out of four they end in tlisputes. 
 
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 Still, could I have done otherwise this time ? After 
 having borne his gallant classification which put me 
 among wolves, if I were not among the tigers, I agreed 
 with his praises of his friend, and he was angry at 
 once. 
 
 His face turned toward the wall, as indifferent to all 
 about him as if he came from the moon, M. de Civreuse 
 began to whistle a gay march, drumming an accompani- 
 ment with his fingers on the bed-spread. 
 
 I, tired already of this silence, moved about, trying 
 to think of some way to begin the conversation again, 
 and biting my nails one after the other. But that 
 made less noise than the march, and in spite of myself I 
 followed the da capo movement, the rhythm of which 
 made me beat time without knowing it. " La — la — la, 
 la, la, la ! " We could not go on like that ; besides, 1 felt 
 like doing some mischief. " The third time it is re- 
 peated, I will speak," I said to myself. And as the third 
 came before I had an idea in my head, I pulled the cross- 
 piece of the table with my foot, and over it went, with 
 all that was on it, making a frightful noise ! I had mis- 
 calculated the absolute coolness of M. Pierre. He quiet- 
 ly finished his tune without moving, and as I murmured 
 confusedly — 
 
 " It is the table — I caught my foot in it — " 
 
 " Ah ! " he said. 
 
 The disaster had to be repaired. A cup full of some- 
 thing had been spilled in the fall. 
 
 " Lick it, good dog," said I to " One," showing him 
 the liquid. 
 
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 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 At last M. dc Civrcusc st<3j)pccl, and, after hx^king at 
 what we were doing — 
 
 " It is the cup which had morphine in it." he said, 
 quietly ; " he will sleep until to-morrow." And he jjre- 
 pared to resume his march ! 
 
 But that was not what 1 wanted. 1 replied that he 
 was mistaken. The contradiction stopped him at once ; 
 he turned to me to prove that I was wrong, and we were 
 off again. 
 
 Such is a sample of our intercourse ; the flower of 
 gallantry is certainly lacking, but I find great pleasure in 
 it. Further, nothing vexes me, nothing wounds me, and 
 my angry feelings are so quickly appeased that in the 
 evening, when I am back in my own room, and I hunt in 
 the ashes for a smoldering spark of bitterness, all my 
 remembrances of the day burst up like fire-works, and 
 rockets of joy and pleasure come instead. 
 
 Still, 1 gain nothing — 1 feel it. But, in the veiled and 
 distant future, 1 dream of revenge, and 1 laugh to myself 
 at the prospect. 
 
 Oh, M. dc Civreuse, the day when you fall at my feet, 
 how I will leave you there, and how you will regret the 
 lost time while you anxiously wait for the smiles you 
 might have now ! 
 
 Often, however, he speaks to me of my life at Er- 
 lange, of my convent, of my aimt. Yesterday 1 even 
 thought he was going to question me about my studies 
 — a little examination in history and geography. I 
 should certainly not have shone in it. 
 
 Tn my turn, I (juestion him about his journey. What 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. i^j 
 
 fine things he will say and do ! To go everywhere that 
 fancy takes him ; to ask nobody's advice ; to hunt ele- 
 phants as easily as here sparrows are taken with bird- 
 lime ; to climb mountains on the top of which one has 
 one's head above the clouds and one's feet hidden in 
 them ; to row on the Ganges, a great sacred river — 
 which would be like a river of holy water with us — 
 where sometimes one meets crocodiles as long as boats, 
 and sometimes dead Indians who float down wnth the 
 current to go to paradise, for it is the road, it appears, 
 and that the manner of burial there ! To travel in a 
 palanquin, and to find every morning, in the shells of 
 the oysters one is eating for breakfast, pearls enough 
 for a necklace — w^hat a dream, what a life ! 
 
 I had only one cry in hearing about it, a silent cry, 
 be it understood : " Oh ! take me with you ! take me 
 with you ! As servant, as page, as cook, or as compan- 
 ion, as you will ! I would be so easy to get on with, so 
 brave, daring, would bear fatigue, and so happy to dine 
 off a jackal ! " But how could I say all this '^ 
 
 Seeing me listening wnth rapt attention, my eyes 
 shining with enthusiasm, and my hands clasped in my 
 emotion — 
 
 "All this seems very fine to you, does it not?" he 
 said, with the manner he usually has when I am excited. 
 
 Really, to see and hear him, one would think he had 
 lived at least two or three lives, and that his fourth at- 
 tempt wearies him, like an old book that one knows by 
 heart. He says to himself, " On such a page I shall find 
 this thing, on another that," and this is the cause of his 
 
144 ^^^"^ STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 indifference about everything: he has lost the pleasure 
 of the unforeseen. This is the only explanation I can 
 find for his morose temper, and sometimes I want to ask 
 him, " Did ycni do this, and did you think that, in vour 
 first life?" But he would doubtless think 1 am crazy, 
 so I keep my little observations to myself, and content 
 myself with saying in all sincerity how much I envy 
 him, and how tempting his life of adventure seems to 
 me. 
 
 " Bah 1 you would soon tire of it," he said, shrugging 
 his shoulders : " there are neither dolls nor plavthings 
 in those countries." 
 
 Tire of it ! I know I should find it delightful; and, 
 besides, have I any playthings here ■* If M. de Civreuse 
 will be kind enough to show them to me, 1 shall be 
 much obliged to him. 
 
 I, who have always loved the impossible, who in my 
 cradle wanted the gilt arrow that held niv curtains, be- 
 cause it was inaccessible to me, and who ever since 
 have continued to long for all the arrows out of mv 
 reach ! 
 
 " But you do not know what I care for." I said to M. 
 Pierre; "I want all I can not reach, and 1 admire all 
 that I can not do." 
 
 " Like the Malays of Timor," he said, looking at me 
 curiously, " who adore crocodiles because, thev remark, 
 very judiciously, 'A crocodile swallows a man, but a 
 man can not swallow a crocodile ' ! '' 
 
 I did not answer. The reasoning docs not seem so 
 nonsensical; these Malays appear to me to be logical. 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 145 
 
 When one docs not love through preference, it is 
 something to venerate from fear, and if I knew how to 
 make some one say that he adored me — even through 
 fear of being eaten up — how willingly would I become 
 a Malay ! 
 
 Pierre to Jacques. 
 
 My friend, she is clever, there is no denying it ; but 
 her excitability and her ardor frighten me. 
 
 Would you like a squib, which, instead of exploding 
 among the stars, danced perpetually before your eyes? 
 For my own part, it makes me nervous. Only, to be 
 just, the squib has fine colors and bold curves. 
 
 This means that we have regular conversations, and 
 that she is not in the least timid with me. A patriarch 
 does not count, you understand. 
 
 But let us begin with my small vanities, if you will. 
 The wound turns out better than I feared. The scar 
 goes along under the hair, and comes down to the eye- 
 brows with a determined look. It can not be helped. 
 I might have got it at Malakof, hence it brings no re- 
 proach. 
 
 The good doctor himself looked at me with pride — 
 an artist's vanity, which is very excusable. Then he 
 called everybody to come and see how smoothly and 
 exactly he had closed the wound. 
 
 Benoite complimented me in her own way with her 
 usual frankness. " It was better before, that is sure, but 
 it is a good piece of mending all the same ! " And 
 
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 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 Mademoiselle Colette nearly did me the lu)nor of show- 
 inof sentiment about it. 
 
 She leaned over to look, whiter than her cambric 
 handkerchief, and, as I raised my eyebrows to show her 
 my agility — 
 
 " Why. it moves I " she cried, horrified, turning to- 
 ward the doctor. 
 
 "What?" he asked, " The skin of the forehead ? I 
 hope so; yours does too." 
 
 She scowled, and tried it in every direction so as to 
 be sure ; then, tranquillized, she approached, and com- 
 paring my two eyes, the one just uncovered with the 
 other : 
 
 " It is exactly like it," she sighed in a low voice. 
 And I was forced to conclude that, up to the present, 
 she had supposed me cross-eyed, or that I had but one. 
 When the excitement was over, the doctor left ; Be- 
 noite returned to her furnaces, which are emphatically 
 such, for at Erlange the cooking is done 
 on the hearth with a tripod, in our fa- 
 thers' fashion ; and Mademoiselle Co- 
 lette and I were left alone together as 
 usual. 
 
 You could never believe the amount 
 of talking we have done for the last 
 four days, and my discoveries about 
 my young companion are many. To 
 begin with, Jacques, be shocked if vou 
 like, but I have been forced to the conclusion that she 
 is absolutely ignorant — a veritable little savage. Onlv, 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 147 
 
 3'ou would lose your time if you attempted to pity her 
 for it, and your sympathy would be superfluous, for she 
 accepts the fact with the most amiable philosophy, and 
 makes a sort of mixture of all her knowledge, which 
 has neither head nor tail, and this appears to satisfy her 
 perfectly. Yet she has spent two years in one of the 
 best convents of Paris ; but we are great fools, you and 
 I, if we think that study is the occupation in such places. 
 
 In the different departments the interests vary. 
 From dolls they go on to hoops, from hoops to story- 
 books, from story-books to society, the polka, or a waltz, 
 learned on the close-cut grass of the shrubberies, when 
 the teachers are not looking. But study is only an ac- 
 cessory — the fifth wheel of the carriage. 
 
 Besides, Mademoiselle d'Erlange has her ideas about 
 it, which she explained to me with extreme clearness. 
 She has never been able to remember anything which 
 did not concern people or things she liked. All this 
 she knows perfectly ; as for the rest — it is nothing. 
 This is her system. 
 
 Take as an example her history of France ; it is very 
 simple. She begins it at Charlemagne, " a great man 
 who interests her," and she knows all about him — the 
 ball he holds in his hand, his sword, his big foot, and es- 
 pecially his nephew Roland. From him she jumps to 
 Henri IV, her great passion. She knows all his witty 
 sayings, adores his profile and his impetuosity, but gets 
 a little confused in the story of the abjuration and con- 
 quest. As long as France belonged to him from the 
 cradle, what need had he to fight about it? Her history 
 
148 ^"^/^ STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 Stops at Napoleon — the last personage she cares for. 
 Since then, have we been awake or asleep ? She hardly 
 knows, and, until another great man appears, she does 
 not mean to think about it. The poor child is likely to 
 wait a long time, to judge from present appearances. 
 What do you think? 
 
 Between times she has a mild interest in Bayard, 
 Duguesclin, Joan of Arc, and in general all the fighters. 
 They serve for breaks in her great interregnums, and I 
 am not quite sure that she does not crown one or the 
 other of them from time to time. 
 
 You can understand the process, there is nothing 
 easier ; and it is not merely a theorv. She applies it 
 bravely to everything. Thus, in geography she does 
 not hesitate to avow her national antipathies, which are 
 numerous. 
 
 She dislikes England and the English, for instance. 
 On her map the Channel is marked with a red line, 
 which Mademoiselle d'Erlange never crosses. As you 
 might imagine, the Rhine is inexorably barred ; and, as 
 the Italians please her no better than the English, the 
 same fatal mark passes over the peaks of the Alps. 
 On the other hand, she would go to Russia to interest 
 herself in the Slavs, and I believe she is ignorant of 
 more than one peculiarity of the French soil. 
 
 If you were to tell her that Parnassus is a hill oppo- 
 site Montmartre, she would not be in the least aston- 
 ished ; and she mixes up dc'i)artnients, cities, railroads, 
 and rivers with the most easy good-nature. 
 
 If you add to this the mass of varied knowledge she 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 149 
 
 has picked up, no one can tell how, a good deal of po- 
 etr}^ some political ideas, anecdotes of the time of King 
 William, a way of adding up figures which would not 
 be allowed in even a cobbler's apprentice, wonderful 
 self-possession, and an extreme quickness of apprehen- 
 sion, you have a whole which would give a schoolmaster 
 the jaundice, but which would delight an imaginative 
 man. 
 
 Being neither the one nor the other, I look on and 
 enjoy, reposing in my seat in the balcony stalls, and do 
 not forget to give you from time to time the other end 
 of the telephone — lucky fellow that you are ! 
 
 With no knowledge of real life, and in love with the 
 unattainable, if I were to propose to her to-morrow to 
 set off for India in my suite, it is ten to one that she 
 would accept. I say this without the least conceit, for 
 it is evident that I should count for nothinof in the affair. 
 But to see crocodiles, rattlesnakes, and other nice things, 
 just think of the pleasure ! She would swim all the 
 way, to have it. 
 
 It is astonishing to find the same longing for emo- 
 tions and adventure in all women. They prize them 
 more than anything else, but they would be mortally 
 afraid if they realized their cravings. 
 
 Can you picture to yourself Mademoiselle Colette 
 before the jaws of an alligator yawning as he looked at 
 her? The poor child would run away — if her legs were 
 left to her — with frightful cries. But at the present mo- 
 ment she can conceive no happiness equal to that of 
 having a close view of these great saurians, which sob in 
 
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 THE STORY OT COLETTE. 
 
 the evening in the plaintive tone of infants in the cradle, 
 as she has been told, but which, when thev like, if I am 
 well informed, can swallow their man as if they had cut 
 at least their second teeth. 
 
 I try to disenchant her ; she is determined to see the 
 bright side, and she has so much blue on her pallet 
 that 1 despair of finding a place for my spots of black. 
 You declare that it is a pity and an abomination to de- 
 stroy this dreamer's illusions. And why are you not 
 willing that I should teach the child that water drowns 
 and lire burns ? She is capable of not suspecting it, 
 and of putting in her hand to try. Do not worry : she 
 loses neither sleep nor appetite in listening to my skep- 
 tical preaching, and 1 should like you to see her lunch . 
 it is a comforting spectacle. 
 
 At four o'clock, at the fii'st stroke of the clock — a 
 crazy old thing that goes as it likes, with the greatest 
 contempt for exactitude, and which Mademoiselle Co- 
 lette herself winds up every fortnight in the towers of 
 the chateau — she gets up and disappears in haste. 
 Whether in the middle of a phrase, with a motion half- 
 finished, or lost in the exploration of her ruins, she goes 
 at once, and cver3'thing else has to stop. The shij^- 
 wrecked sailors of the M6duse would not have gone 
 more eagerly in pursuit of food. 
 
 Five minutes previously she was not thinking of it, 
 but at four o'clock she feels faint, seized with a hunger- 
 fit, and acts as if, the hand past the (juarter, all would 
 be lost. 
 
 The first days I waited for her return, surprised and 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 151 
 
 anxious, thinking that some catastrophe must have been 
 the motive of her flight ; but at the end of fifteen min- 
 utes she came back with her light step, a corner of her 
 dress held up to contain her provisions, and, reseating 
 herself while eating her repast — and what a repast ! — 
 resumed the conversation where she had left it off. 
 
 Regularly, I say it to her praise, she offers to share 
 the meal with me, but she gets through the whole so 
 easily, that I should have scruples about accepting, and 
 I watch her cracking nuts with her teeth like a Nurem- 
 berg toy, and eating dried prunes which resemble 
 melted India-rubber, or a kind of soft pasty cake, which 
 draws out as if in long white tongues. 
 
 1 have only once accepted her polite offer. She had 
 taken out of the folds of her dress five red apples be- 
 sides an enormous piece of bread. Five apples ! Can 
 you understand these young girls' digestions — incapable 
 of getting through a good underdone beefsteak, and re- 
 ducing five apples in some minutes ? 
 
 I had refused her first offer, and without insisting 
 she went to work. She conscientiously polished each 
 apple with her woolen dress before eating it, rubbing it 
 over and over again, and only setting teeth to it when 
 her black eyes were reflected in the shining mirror of 
 its skin. I watched her, amused at w^hat she was doing, 
 interested in the spots which resisted, and so much oc- 
 cupied with her that at the third apple she perceived it. 
 Was there a desire in my look, or did she only think 
 so? I do not know, but suddenly stretching out her 
 hand — 
 
1^2 TJJE srOKY OF COLETTE. 
 
 " I have five to-dav ; reallv vou could take one." she 
 said ; and, as I did not reply, (jverpowered with this 
 munificence — 
 
 " 1 will make it shine for you," she added ; and with 
 the same corner of her drapery, with an energy that 
 brought the blood to her face, she obtained the proper 
 polish on the apple, and held it out to me. 
 
 Of course I ate it with an amount of gratitude pro- 
 portioned to the benefit, but this symbolic fruit made 
 me anxious, and I expected to see the serpent appear 
 from under the furniture. Happily, there was none — 
 at least in appearance. 
 
 This reminds me of a physiological idea of Made- 
 moiselle Colette's which will amuse you, I am sure, 
 and complete the description of her scientific attain- 
 ments. 
 
 It was yesterday, at the fateful hour of which we 
 have been speaking. On the stroke of the hour she had 
 gone, and the quarter had struck before she returned. 
 It was a perfect anomaly ; fifteen minutes to compose 
 her feast! What would she bring back this time? I 
 watched the door. Five minutes later she returned 
 with both hands full, and walking with as much dignity 
 as though she were carrying a relic. For an instant I 
 thought she might be bringing back her Saint Joseph 
 with her, and that they were reconciled, but it was 
 nothing like that. The object of so much care was a 
 piece of hot bread which smoked in hci- lingers — a 
 himch, as they sav here — nearly the size of a cjuarter of 
 a loaf. In the middle of the soft paste a hollow had 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 153 
 
 been made, and was filled with thick cream, which as it 
 melted gave out a delicious odor. 
 
 She gave a sigh of relief as she sat down, shook her 
 head with a confidential 
 air, and, showing me the 
 object, said in a low voice 
 with an expressive ges- 
 ture : 
 
 " It burns ! " Then, 
 without waiting, she at- 
 tacked the fabulous bread, 
 biting and blowing by 
 turns. 
 
 " But," I could not 
 help saying, " you are never going to eat all that ? " 
 
 "Yes. Why not? It is excellent." 
 
 " Perhaps. But it is as heavy as lead. It will dis- 
 agree with your stomach." 
 
 " My stomach ! " she repeated in a tone of disdain, 
 " what do you suppose it can matter to my stomach ? " 
 And she threw herself back to laugh at her ease over 
 the idea that half a pound of hot dough could incon- 
 venience her stomach. 
 
 " It may give it trouble to digest," I quietly replied. 
 Then, as she opened her big eyes, I reflected that she 
 probably did not know what I was talking about, and call- 
 ing to my aid the classical definition of my childhood — 
 
 "The stomach," I resumed in a didactic tone, "is a 
 sort of pocket shaped like a bagpipe. Its distended ex- 
 tremity is placed on the left side, and above — " 
 
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 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 *' Oh, very well," she interrupted, " it is not in the 
 least like that, as I understand it ! " 
 
 And as the bread was decidedly too hot, she put it 
 in her lap, and, requiring no urging, went on : 
 
 " This is how I think it : 1 imagine a little, old man, 
 very, very small, bent over, in a brown coat, with a wig 
 and queue, and a gold-headed cane, who is always going 
 and coming in a little room. In the middle of it is a 
 big chimney, down which come all the things that are 
 sent him, and he rushes to it whenever there is an ar- 
 rival. He leans down, sorts them out, looks, rubs his 
 hands w^hen what he receives seems good to him, shrugs 
 his shoulders and gets angry when it is bad. 'The 
 fools! what have they sent me?' he grumbles; 'what 
 do they expect me to do with that ? ' And he pushes it 
 with his foot into a corner, where useless things are put, 
 where perhaps my hot bread will go — it is possible — 
 but that is all. As for a pocket and a bagpipe, I have 
 never heard of such a thing, and I do not want to be 
 worried about it. My little old man is enough fc^r my 
 work; we understand each other perfectly, and if he 
 scowls a little on the days when I eat green apples, he 
 is at least polite enough not to make any remarks. Why 
 should I change ? " 
 
 The bread had stopped smoking, the crust cracked 
 as it cooled, and the cream smelt better than ever. 
 Mademoiselle Colette took the cake delicately in her 
 fingers, and finished her luncheon without a word, sure 
 that she had convinced me of the existence of her little 
 man. Such is her logic. 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 155 
 
 But in hearing her tell of her past life, one may un- 
 derstand her peculiarities ! Yesterday I questioned her 
 on her childhood, trying to find the trace of a governess, 
 professor, or any other director, and, as I could find 
 nothing resembling one — 
 
 " But who brought you up ? " I asked at last. 
 
 " Nobody ! " she replied. " I came up in my own 
 way as best I could ! Thank Goodness, I had that com- 
 pensation for my solitude ! " 
 
 And she made a gesture with her hand, to indicate 
 something growing as it likes. 
 
 Can you imagine this situation ^ — this young girl 
 springing up as wild oats do, between her dog and her 
 old nurse who is even more her slave than the dog, and 
 with twenty-four hours every day to get into any scrapes 
 she chooses! I can now understand the incident to 
 which I am indebted for the pleasure of her acquaint- 
 ance: to pass from thought to action, it is only neces- 
 sary for her to have the material time necessary for the 
 accomplishment of her fancy. She knows no Other 
 condition. 
 
 There are, however, in this existence melancholy 
 hours which she describes without reserve, and the aunt 
 of whom I have told you — a frightful old woman — has 
 just given me a specimen of her ill-humor. She has 
 made an attack upon us from which our little society 
 has hardly yet recovered, and the traces of which will 
 remain. 
 
 About two hours ago I was watching " One," who 
 was executing all his best tricks under the direction of 
 
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 Mademoiselle Colette, who did not disdain to take part 
 from time to time in the exercise, when the door opened 
 suddenly and a woman entered. Tall, dry, bony, ugly 
 enough to take the role of an ogress, if she chose, she 
 announced herself in a voice which instantly brought 
 her young niece to her feet, and made the dog place 
 himself in front of his mistress, showing his teeth, as if 
 to protect her. 
 
 " Sir I I am Mademoiselle d'Epine," she said to me. 
 
 "Very well named,"* I said to myself; but aloud, 
 " Mademoiselle, I have the honor to present my respects 
 to you." 
 
 But what did she care for my respects ? 
 
 "A month ago," she continued, "you arrived in niv 
 house, coming from nobody knows where ; and, as I 
 have thought that you must be now at about the end 
 of your visit, I wished to see you once before your de- 
 parture." 
 
 "Arrived" seemed to me curious, and "visit" more 
 peculiar still, and you will agree that it would be impos- 
 sible to put a man more decidedly out of doors ; but, 
 before I could answer. Mademoiselle d'Erlange had re- 
 covered herself. 
 
 " Say rather in our house," she exclaimed ; " and oven 
 in my house, for M. de Civreuse is in my wing, as you 
 know very well. And as for the way in which he came, 
 which you seem to have forgotten, I will refresh your 
 memory. 
 
 " I wounded liiiii in the head by throwing something 
 
 * Epinc, a thorn. 
 
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 157 
 
 out as he was passing by, certainly not thinking of us. 
 Benoite and 1 carried him into the kitchen half-dead. 
 Then, while she was preparing this room, and I was 
 watching him down below, I swore, on my knees by his 
 side, to take care of him, to cure him, and to obtain his 
 pardon. Do you now remember these things ? I told 
 you all once before." 
 
 " I only remember this," she replied, angrily, going 
 toward the young girl, " that once before I protested 
 against your playing the part of sick-nurse, which you 
 have undertaken in an inexcusable manner, and that 
 this time I will find a way to force you to relinquish it." 
 
 " Why did vou not take it upon yourself ? " returned 
 Mademoiselle Colette ; " there is more than one place 
 by the bed, I suppose." 
 
 "A bed which I shall most certainly have left by 
 this evening, mademoiselle," I returned, " and which I 
 should never have consented to occupy a single instant 
 if I had been even more than half-dead, or had in the 
 least suspected that I was received against the wishes of 
 any one here ! ' 
 
 I was beside myself. The most insolent things came 
 to my lips, and I really do not know what kept me from 
 jumping up instantly. Certainly it was not the presence 
 of this woman, and, if she had been alone, I am sure I 
 should have revenged myself by shocking her mod- 
 esty by that unexpected spectacle. But she was not 
 alone. 
 
 Besides, she did not answer my protestations by a 
 single word ; but, turning to her niece, said : 
 
I eg THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 " You will i)C' forced to obedience by some one wiser 
 than you arc." 
 
 Then, judj^ing that she had accomplished her pur- 
 pose, she turned toward the door with her long, gawky 
 step, as a dismasted ship past usefulness is drawn up on 
 the beach, knocking against every rock. 
 
 But she was not half-way there when a fourth per- 
 son appeared on the scene ; it was my doctor, who 
 darted in like an arrow, with knit brow and compressed 
 lips, and seized her brusquely by the arm. 
 
 " Who speaks of obedience in a sick-room when the 
 doctor is not there ? " he said, rudely. 
 
 He had been listening behind the door, and did not 
 conceal it. 
 
 " You," he said, turning to Mademoiselle Colette, 
 " you are in your jiropcr place here. Do not stir. I 
 put you here, I keep you here, and consider it my 
 business. 
 
 " As for you, sir," he said to me, " I suppose you 
 have not forgotten our first conversation ; you know mv 
 views on the responsibility I take. I have your word, 
 and yovi will not leave Erlange until I give the per- 
 mission." 
 
 "As for vou, Madcinoisclle," he added, looking at 
 the (^1(1 maid, whom he still hcUl bv the arm, " 1 have 
 the honor of offering you my arm to take you back to 
 your room, and on the way I will give you some in- 
 formation about fractures, the effects of which you do 
 not seem to understand, and which will interest you, I 
 am sure." 
 
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 159 
 
 Dragging off Mademoiselle d'Epine utterly con- 
 founded, on whom he smiled placidly, he took her down 
 the whole length of the 
 room. He stopped on the 
 threshold. 
 
 " And take particular 
 notice," said he, turning 
 and looking at us, "that 
 Mademoiselle d'Erlange 
 was mistaken by one half 
 just now. It is not one 
 wing which is hers, but the 
 entire chateau, ruins and 
 all." Then they went out. 
 
 To say that I was raging l*^-*' 
 
 internally would be feeble ; 
 
 I could not keep from revengeful gestures, and I longed 
 to be able to make some one suffer. But in spite of the 
 malice of my adversary, as she claimed to belong to the 
 gentler sex she was out of my reach ; and yet I have 
 seen grenadiers who would gladly pass for beaus if they 
 could have her broad shoulders. Besides, 1 remembered 
 Mademoiselle Colette : the attack on her had been still 
 worse. 
 
 I turned toward her, expecting to find her in tears ; 
 but she was far from that. With flashing eyes and head 
 erect, she seemed a Bellona in anger, 
 
 " A wicked woman ! a wicked woman ! " she cried, 
 stamping her foot on the ground. 
 
 Then suddenly throwing herself into an arm-chair — 
 
l6o T^^E STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 " I have lived nearly eighteen years with her ! " she 
 burst forth. 
 
 " Is she always like this?" I asked her. 
 
 " Always." 
 
 " But what is the matter witii her ? " 
 
 " Who knows ? " she rejdied, shaking her head. " Sour 
 grapes, perhaps. I think there are some women who 
 grow up ill-tempered, as there is some grass full of net- 
 tles. She evidently belongs to the nettles." 
 
 " But when I was not here, why was she generally 
 cross with you ? " 
 
 She did not answer, looking at me with a hesitating 
 air, the shadow of a smile lifting the corner of her lip, 
 while she mechanically pulled at her dog's long hair. 1 
 looked at her, waiting for her to speak, and, as I looked, 
 I was so struck with the contrast between this charm- 
 ing face and the hard, broad mask of the woman who 
 had just left us, that, without thinking, I exclaimed : 
 
 " Is it because you are eighteen, and she — ?" 
 
 Tlic smile deepened, and Mademoiselle d'Erlange, 
 looking at me through her eyelashes, said : 
 
 " She was eighteen once, but — " She was silent 
 again, lowering her eyelashes completely, so that they 
 beat on her j)ink cheeks like a lace fan. Embarrassment 
 is very rare with her, but is becoming, and without 
 hesitation 1 put her thoughts into words: 
 
 " She was eighteen once, of course ; but her spring 
 had not the flowers of yours: that is it." 
 
 flow I allowed myself to be drawn into such a mad- 
 rigal, the devil only knows! But, as Mademoiselle Co- 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 16 1 
 
 lette had bravely defended me just now, she deserved 
 that I should come to her aid in my turn. She took it as 
 a simple statement of fact, began to laugh gayly, and 
 raised her eyebrows with a little gesture that signified, 
 " Yes, you are right this time ! " Then, without tran- 
 sition, her confidence completely restored, she let flow 
 the current of her recollections, relating episodes of her 
 childhood which concerned her aunt, telling how fright- 
 ened she used to be at her as a child ; the whole with- 
 out bitterness, but with a comic and malicious fancy 
 which gave a touch of life and burlesque relief to the 
 portrait of her very peculiar guardian. Egotism and 
 jealousy are the two dominant qualities of this woman, 
 and I am going to tell you a trait that reveals her. 
 
 Naturally very fond of good eating, she manages so 
 that the limited resources of the house shall never inter- 
 fere with her requirements ; but the bill of fare, gen- 
 erally carefully prepared, is never better than on fast- 
 days. On these mornings some delicate little dish is 
 prepared, and as they sit down to table Mademoiselle 
 d'Epine says to her niece : 
 
 " My stomach does not bear fasting, Colette ; you 
 will have to fast for us both." 
 
 And the niece eats her sardines or her vegetables, 
 accompanied by the odor of the squabs eaten bv her 
 aunt, who piously offers Heaven this compromise, pray- 
 ing to have the substitution accepted. 
 
 I hope that some day in purgatory, when her accounts 
 are made up, she will find that her schemes were not 
 wise ; but purgatory is far off, and until then who can 
 
l62 Tlfr- SrOKY OF COLETTE. 
 
 rescue this child from her clutches, and, above all, who 
 will give her back her past years, and supply the affec- 
 tionate care and the education whicii she has not re- 
 ceived ? 
 
 I can tell you, Jacques, a sequestration is going on 
 here, and that is what this woman wants. 
 
 The roast chickens which she refuses to give her 
 niece, the soft covers, and the soft bed, all the comforts 
 which she reserves for herself alone, are nothing; but 
 she intends to imprison the girl morallv between four 
 walls, and to keep her spirit and her youth so closely 
 guarded that no one shall guess the life that is crushed 
 under the ruins. 
 
 What would you call this crime, if vou deny that it 
 is imprisonment, and how would you punish it ? 
 
 For my part, I intend to circumvent her, and without 
 delay. The day after 1 leave here 1 will begin the work. 
 If I have to make an outcry through the press, assemble 
 a family council, or call in the aid of the police, 1 will 
 succeed, and the door of this cave shall be thrown open. 
 To whom can belong the part of righter of wrongs, if 
 not to those who despise the world and know it as it is ? 
 
 In exchange for her watchings and the care she has 
 taken of me, Mademoiselle Colette shall have her liberty. 
 I will open the door of her cage. By all that is sacred, 
 Jacques — you hear? — I swear it! 
 
 Half an hour later the doctor came back, and you 
 can imagine the discussion. 
 
 " Doctor. I intend to leave." 
 
 " Do not let us go back to that, I beg." 
 
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 " Give me back my promise." 
 
 " Most certainly not. You are at the most difficult 
 and delicate stage ; do not spoil such a beautiful fracture 
 for me." 
 
 " It is impossible for me to sta^' here after the scene 
 we have just had ; you must see that." 
 
 " I tell you that woman is crazy. Shall I sign a paper 
 committing her to Charenton, so as to put your mind at 
 rest? " 
 
 And as I insisted — 
 
 "Sir," he said, coolly, " my age and character are 
 sufficient for me to assume the responsibility of my acts ; 
 will you have the goodness to send me any persons who 
 have any fault to find with them — " And he turned his 
 back, while jNIademoiselle Colette kept on saying : 
 
 " But since you are in my house ! But since you 
 have been told that you are in my house ! " 
 
 The poor little thing saw no further in it than 
 that. 
 
 Finally, the doctor promised on his honor to let me 
 go in ten days, and on my side I have promised not to 
 attempt to escape before that time. But all the same, I 
 am exasperated. It is useless talking, the position is 
 false. Every time the door creaks I tremble like a run- 
 away school-boy, and I would like to send Mademoiselle 
 d'Erlange about her business. Only, she sees no harm 
 in it. It was a scene, that is all ; she has witnessed 
 many others, and she continues her usual life in perfect 
 composure. 
 
164 
 
 THE STOKY OF COLETTE. 
 
 April 20th. 
 
 It is all over — tlic good days arc ending ; and in spite 
 of all I can do now, without knowing how or why, all 
 my reveries end in tears. 
 
 It IS without wishing it, and even without perceiving 
 it. 1 seat myself as 1 used to do on my divan, I think of 
 the same things, and what pleased me yesterday, what 
 made me laugh so gayly that 1 had to bury my head in 
 the cushions for fear some one would hear me, makes me 
 sad now. I still bury my head in the same place, but 
 when 1 take it up the stuff is moist, and it is only then 
 that I perceive that 1 have wept. 
 
 What a frightful scene my aunt made, and how it 
 wT)undcd mc ! 1 was so afraid that M. Pierre would be 
 angry ! 
 
 The doctor happily arranged it all , but he remains 
 a little constrained, a little embarrassed. Perhaps he 
 is vexed with us in spite of all, and that makes me so 
 sorry ! 
 
 Only one week more to stay here ! I should not 
 have thought he could have been cured so quicklv ; it 
 is too short ! That is to say, it is not the illness which 
 is too short, it is the stay. 1 thought he would be much 
 longer at Erlange, and above all — Well, 1 did not 
 think it would end in this way. Now it is over, nobodv 
 will care f(ir Colette : when he has passed the door, he 
 will not think of her any more, and she will be alone, 
 much more lonelv than before, as the darkness is black- 
 er in a place which has been light, and from which the 
 light has been taken away. 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 165 
 
 Very softly this tenacious folly which I have in me 
 hopes still. Why and what ? 1 can not say, but I 
 feel there is a change coming — I am afraid it is far 
 off! 
 
 At least, M. de Civreuse will suspect nothing. With 
 him 1 am gayer than ever, and without effort. It is so 
 nice in that big room ! — 1 tell the whole truth only to 
 my confidants, my cushion and my diary, and when 1 
 have finished with the first, 1 carry it to the fire and 
 dry it, and 1 take the second. The margins are quite 
 spoiled ; without thinking, I write, two initials, always 
 the same, lengthwise, across, interlaced, separate, and 
 just now 1 put his whole name on my left hand — a letter 
 on every nail, and two on the last, the thumb. 
 
 It was funny, and at first I laughed ; then came this 
 stupid little tear, and the 
 ink was blotted. — And so 
 everything is blotted out. 
 
 But yesterday I chose 
 my ground better. I ran 
 to the end of the park, and 
 on the bark of a great pine- 
 tree, the one near which I 
 used to dream and which 
 I climbed last autumn to 
 watch for adventures, with '/ 
 my little dagger I cut the 
 name which occupies my 
 
 thoughts. There is no other way of telling a tree what 
 one thinks, and I was glad to tell it. 
 
i66 THE sroRY of colkttf.. 
 
 When I came in, M. IMcrrc nuticcd my tlamj) dress 
 and wet shoes. 
 
 " Have you been out ? " he asked. 
 And 1 answered, "Yes, 1 took a walk." 
 If he knew what walk! 
 
 Pierre to Jacques. 
 
 " My friend, you arc an idiot." 
 
 Why does the beginning of the letter whicli Henri 
 IV wrote quite three hundred years ago to his faith- 
 ful Sully come to mind to-day ? Analogy, probably, 
 and because on this point at least you resemble this 
 morning that model of ministers. 
 
 Seriously, Jacques, this time your letter made me 
 angry. I have arrived at the age of reason, I suppose, 
 and I know what I feel and what I want, and vour 
 witticisms have no sense in them. 
 
 My pulse is excellent, my head clear, and mv heart 
 light, whatever you may say, and I have no hidden 
 object in the efforts that I am about to make for the 
 good of my young hostess. 
 
 " You are mixing yourself up in things which do not 
 concern you; you are drawing down on yourself mill- 
 ions of annoyances, and risk being put in your j)lace 
 by the notary who will politely send you about your 
 business, and all for a ])crson who is utterly indifferent 
 to you ! How probable it all is, and how can you ex- 
 pect me to believe that, especi:illy when 1 know that 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 167 
 
 the person in question is a young and beautiful creat- 
 ure ! Be frank, confess, and marry her : it is much 
 simpler." 
 
 My poor Jacques, you settle things with a club, as 
 one beats down nuts; your " much simpler " is heroic, 
 even more so than you suspect. 
 
 I do not work for reward, my friend ; it is for 
 honor, for the love of art, like a knight of old, and you 
 must confess that if all those brave paladins, who for- 
 merly defended the widow and the orphan, had thought 
 themselves forced, or even authorized, to marry all the 
 prisoners whom they delivered in a year, each one 
 would have possessed a harem, and morality would 
 have swept away the whole within six months. 
 
 Remember that I am only just beginning my jour- 
 ney around the world, and do not make a chimney- 
 piece of my sword at the first stage ; it dances in its 
 scabbard at the thought of all the fine things it is to 
 accomplish, and the idea of repose by the fireside is 
 horrible ! If this little blonde seems of such inestimable 
 value to you, why do you not come and take up the 
 work yourself ? 
 
 I can tell you in confidence, if you want to know, 
 that Mademoiselle Colette is in love with you already. 
 She is sure of it, she has told me ; and if I had not been 
 afraid of one of your usual extravagances, I should have 
 told you so before. Now you know. Be quick, and I 
 will introduce you. 
 
 And now, let us leave this subject, I beg you, for it 
 irritates me. I have hardly a week more to spend 
 
l68 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 here. Do not let me play that excellent doctor false, 
 and leave some fine evening, sick of the whole subject ; 
 and if you arc not seeking a ([uarrel w itii mc, for 
 Heavens sake leave me in peace, and cease your senti- 
 mental forecasts I 
 
 1 do not say but that a man of enthusiastic tempera- 
 ment, an untried heart, and some youthful illusions, 
 might be affected here — the strange surroundings, the 
 intimacy, those beautiful eyes ! 
 
 But it is not my fault, Jaqcues, if I am no longer 
 twenty — to-morrow there will be just nine vears since 
 that was the case ; and there are two things one can 
 never have back : youth and illusions. If vou can give 
 them back to me, on the word of a disenchanted man, I 
 will fall at her feet. 
 
 Our last days pass vcrv plcasantlv. Mademoiselle 
 d'Erlange is gayer than ever, and no constraint is pos- 
 sible near her. 
 
 I confess it to you in ])rivate, this unconcernedness 
 and these good spirits surprise me a little. 
 
 Certainly 1 am neither a fool nor a lady-killer. 1 
 appreciate mvsclf at my real value, but 1 am perhaps 
 worth a little emotion, and I renicmbcr a brilliant circle 
 where I held niv own. Doubtless Paris demands less 
 than Erlange. 
 
 Remark, if you please, that I am delighted that it is 
 so; the contrarv would have embarrassed me, saddened 
 mc, tilled nie with remorse, and 1 only si)eak of it be- 
 cause I write evervtliing. But vou must acknowledge 
 tluit it is sinsrular that a voung ."-irl who is alone, who 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 169 
 
 finds her life tiresome, and who suddenly sees her first 
 romance appear in the shape of a young- man, tolerably 
 good-looking, receives it thus ; we may throw to the 
 winds the legend which makes young girls' hearts of in- 
 flammable stuff. Besides, I am ready to believe that 
 Mademoiselle d'Erlange's exuberant spirits serve to 
 reliev^e her, and that so many outward manifestations 
 leave her inner thoughts in a state of great placidity ; 
 her heart may even be a little hard — a fact easily ac- 
 counted for by her childhood, so devoid of tenderness 
 and joy. 
 
 However it may be, all is for the best, and we em- 
 ploy our last afternoons over the noble game of check- 
 ers. 
 
 They do not go on without some tempests, which 
 disturb the sittings, for Mademoiselle Colette does not 
 like to be beaten ; and after the first lessons, when I 
 thought I ought to favor her, I have gone back to my 
 usual style of playing, and now beat her five times out 
 of six. 
 
 Her patience, which is not great, is quicklv ex- 
 hausted under these conditions, and she gets as angry as 
 a cat. She first gets red, scowls a little, drums nerv- 
 ously on the table, and finally, when the case seems to 
 her hopeless, she sweeps all the checkers together with 
 her hand. I then lean back majestically on my cush- 
 ions and contemplate the beams of the ceiling, until she 
 gives in, which is never long. She replaces the men, 
 pushes the board toward me, and mutters : 
 
 " It was really too bad ! " Then, convinced that this 
 
j-Q THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 explains everything, she holds out her closed hands to- 
 ward me to draw, so as to see which is to begin, and 
 everything goes on in the same order. 
 
 Invariably, in the beginning, 1 propose to give her 
 some men, and also invariably she refuses with an air 
 of offended dignity, evidently considering her sweep- 
 ing off the board much more regular than this favor, 
 and insisting passionately at the beginning of each 
 game that 1 shall play with her as 1 would with any- 
 body else, seriously and without helping her. 
 
 I, the slave of orders, obey, and in five minutes more 
 she is stamping her foot : it is logical. 
 
 Just now we were engaged in a skirmish ; 1 saw her 
 getting herself in a scrape, and twice running, without 
 meaning to do so, I swept off four victims at a blow. 
 You may fancy her state of mind : she bit her under 
 lip so that the blood receded, and she looked over the 
 board with the despairing glance of a swimmer who 
 has lost footing. 
 
 Prudently I drew back my fingers, foreseeing some 
 formidable blow ; but things changed, her brow sud- 
 denly cleared, her lip resumed its natural appearance, 
 and, with her fingers on one of the men, she conducted 
 it obliquely across the board, pushing off such of my 
 men as were in her way, without violence, and without 
 ai)pearing to know that she was going against the rules. 
 
 At the cOi'^Q she stopped, and said, very gravely : 
 
 " Your turn ! " 
 
 " What do you mean l)\- my turn? What are you 
 doing? " I asked. 
 
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 171 
 
 " Well," she replied with superb calm, " I am going 
 to make a queen. I should never get there as we were 
 going, so I have taken another way." 
 
 In everything there is this same contempt for bar- 
 riers and rules ; this untutored nature would not be out 
 of place in a tribe of wild Indians. I can imagine her 
 in her tent, with feathers in her hair, a string of flowers 
 around her shoulders, rivaling the wild goats in her 
 capers, and baptized by the enthusiastic tribe as " Sing- 
 ing Bird " or " Flying Arrow." 
 
 In the mean w^hile. Flying Arrow performs her duties 
 as mistress of the house, and does her best to amuse me. 
 
 For a week I have been able to get up. Aided by 
 Benoite, whose strong shoulder serves me as a cane, I 
 reach an arm - chair 
 placed near a window, 
 I extend my leg in 
 its splints in another 
 chair in front of me, 
 and, with Mademoi- 
 selle Colette as a 
 guide, I learn to know 
 the court and the 
 principal points of the 
 chateau. " There," 
 she says, " is the li- 
 brary, there the dining-room, there the chapel, and 
 there " — showing me the ruins this time — " were the 
 drawing-rooms, a large guard-room, an oratory, and 
 numerous galleries." 
 
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 THE STORY OJ- COLETTE. 
 
 The whole — ruins and remaining portions — is superb; 
 it is pure Louis XI 11 style, both elegant and severe; 
 and there is sculpture which makes me dream, and on 
 which I sincerely compliment the chatelaine of the j)lace, 
 who criticises and appreciates it with her usual (origi- 
 nality. 
 
 When 1 tell you that I have made the acquaintance 
 of Frangoise, the third of Mademoiselle Colette's attach- 
 ments, you will agree with me that 1 know all that is 
 necessary, and that 1 can leave Erlange. 
 
 Yesterday was a superb day, dry and bright ; one 
 side of the window was open, in spite of the keen air, 
 and 1 was breathing it with delight, when 1 saw my 
 young nurse cross the court. She looked up as she 
 passed and made a little sign to me with her hand, and 
 ran to the door of the servants' quarters which opens on 
 the court. 
 
 " 1 want to show you Frangoise," she cried. 
 
 She came out in a moment with a big, short-winded, 
 half-blind animal, with a large body, huge neck, four 
 long, thin legs, and a whitey-yellow coat. 
 
 Utterly indifferent to this ugliness, she talked to the 
 beast, patted her, stuffed her with sugar and bread, and 
 all so quicklv that the poor old marc could not eat what 
 was given her. When she had ended — 
 
 " She does not trot badlv — vou shall see," she called 
 to me. 
 
 She threw a blanket upon her. dragged her to the 
 stone steps, and sprang on \\vv hack like a lairw and, 
 excitin"' her with her voice, made her start on a trot. 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. j^j 
 
 The animal stumbled on all the stones, she threw up her 
 big head in fear, and with her smoking nostrils she re- 
 sembled the beast in the Apocalypse, carrying off some 
 unhappy spirit on its uncertain course. 
 
 " That is a game at which you may break your 
 neck ! " I cried to Mademoiselle d'Erlange. 
 
 " Bah ! " she replied ; " we know each other very 
 well." 
 
 At the tenth round she let herself slide down to the 
 ground so quickly that I thought she had fallen, and 
 took her friend back with the same protestations of ten- 
 derness that she had lavished on her as she brought her 
 out. 
 
 This is how she speaks to animals, and I am not sur- 
 prised that she has nothing left for men — she gives them 
 her whole heart. 
 
 In all probability I shall write to you the next time 
 from the village, I shall only remain there long enough 
 to pay a visit of thanks to my hostesses, to see my good 
 doctor, and to inform you of my plans. 
 
 Turn the page, for the adventure is over, and I shall 
 probably see you soon. I have missed so many steam- 
 ers already that I am tempted to let still another sail 
 without me, so as to go and see you in your country 
 home. 
 
 April 2Sth. 
 All is over. M. de Civreuse went yesterday, and I 
 feel lost here. 
 
 It is true I have known Erlange empty and silent 
 
174 
 
 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 before, and I have been used to hearinj^ mv steps re- 
 sound in the halls, and my voice against the wood-work, 
 but all is changed now. 
 
 It was only tediousness before ; now it is sadness, 
 and the things weigh diflferentl}'. 
 
 From time to time I try to be brave, and play a little 
 comedy to myself. I put things in order, I go and 
 come, and hum gav little airs; then I sit df)wn beside 
 my dog, I take his head on mv knees, and I talk to him 
 as 1 used to; cjnlv, even with him, I detect mvsclf in 
 saying what is not true. 
 
 " Six weeks to mend a broken leg, ' One,' is enor- 
 mous," I said to him just now, "and we would never 
 have thought it could last so long, would we?" 
 
 This is not true — it is not true at all, for I counted 
 on twice as long, at least for the present, and on alwavs 
 for later. 
 
 Benoite looks at me uneasilv. She is not free from 
 the suspicion, or at least fear, of a little sentiment, and 
 she would willingly keep me by her ; but that is what I 
 do not want, so I pretend that the carrving back of my 
 belongings occupies me, and escape. 
 
 In reality, 1 do nothing at all. and 1 have left cvcrv- 
 thing as it was yeslerdav, for 1 dare not return to mv 
 old room. There are so many associations in everv cor- 
 ner that they overpower me when I go in, and I could 
 not sleep there for the present. 1 should be afraid that 
 all the ghosts would find out \w\ secret, and go and tell 
 it to M. Pierre, who would laugh over it perhai)S, and 
 I want to come here onl\- to dream. In the librarv I 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 175 
 
 weep, I regret, 1 get angry, 1 do as I like ; then, when 
 I am myself again, it is my hour for recreation. I take 
 the well-known way, 1 sit down in my usual place, I 
 look at the empty bed, the arm-chair near the window, 
 with no one in it, and 1 remember ! 
 
 Often, too, 1 get angry. After all, what did this 
 man come here for? Why has he found a place in my 
 head and heart, since he wants nothing from me ? And 
 what power is it which sends thus a beginning of happi- 
 ness, just what is needed for happiness, which lets you 
 appreciate it, look well at it, and which snatches it away 
 at the very moment when you close your hand, thinking 
 to hold it ? 
 
 Is this what is called Providence ? 
 
 Still, one must be just ; M. de Civreuse did nothing 
 to attract me, and I even think it was his coldness which 
 struck and won me. 
 
 Gloomy as he was, he sometimes smiled, and there 
 is a special charm in the smile of those who are habitu- 
 ally cold. It is like the winter sun, or like the aloe- 
 flower of which M. Pierre told me, which blossoms but 
 once in a hundred years, and whose rarity gives it its 
 value. Why should I have been taken by so rare a 
 flower ? 
 
 Our last day was the best of all, and 1 am not sure 
 that even he did not feel a very little emotion. 
 
 When I came in at my usual hour in the morning, I 
 found near his arm-chair a table on which were paper, a 
 box of paints, and a bundle of brushes and pencils. Be- 
 noite gave him a glass, and as soon as she had gone out — 
 
3-5 ^■^/^' "^TOKY OF COLETTE. 
 
 " Would you be willing," he said, speaking quickly, 
 " to allow me to sketch your portrait in my album ? I 
 have just done this side of the chateau, but my remem- 
 brance of lulange would be very incomplete if my sick- 
 nurse was not on the first page." 
 
 Of course I answered yes, and 1 drew near to see 
 what he held, while 1 asked : 
 
 "How shall 1 place myself — standing, sitting, in 
 profile, or front face?" And at the same time I tried all 
 the positions. 
 
 He began to laugh, and, after reflecting a mo- 
 ment — 
 
 " If vou would be good enough to seat yourself in 
 the large arm-chair beside the fireplace, as vou were 
 the first night when I awoke here, I would be obliged," 
 he said. 
 
 " But without the dress, I suppose." 
 
 " Without the dress, unfortunately." 
 
 " Unfortunately ? vShall I go and put it on ? " 
 
 " Oh, I would not dare — " 
 
 " But it will only take a second — " 
 
 And 1 was gone before he had finished his phrase. 
 
 As I had said, I came back in an instant. Only, the 
 skirt of the unknown ancestress is too long for nu- : it 
 was in vain that I held it uj) with both hands, my feet 
 caught in the hem, so that I came in stumbling, and 
 when at last 1 let go of it so as to make a sweeping 
 courtesy to M. de Civreuse, it happened that in going 
 toward the fireplace 1 fell hea\il\- on m\' knees. 
 
 M. Pierre irave an exclamation, a sort ot crv which 
 
BHP| 
 
 
 
 
 ^ 
 
 He went on and on, raising; his eyes It) me every niDmont. 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 177 
 
 certainly pleased me, and made a motion as of hastily 
 rising. 
 
 "And your knee ! " I cried. " Do not move." Then 
 I quickly recovered my feet and seated myself in the 
 arm-chair. But he was uneasy. 
 
 " You are sure you are not hurt ? " he said. " What 
 an absurd idea of mine it was to make you put it on ! 
 Really, you have nothing the matter with you ? " 
 
 I answered no, my heart beating a little — not from 
 my fall, but for the anxious tone in the voice that ques- 
 tioned me ; and it was a full quarter of an hour, after I 
 had had time to recover, before he began to work. 
 
 He went on and on, raising his eyes to me ever}' 
 moment, looking at me with a persistence that was quite 
 embarrassing, and making me rest — that is to say, move 
 about — every quarter of an hour. Luncheon interrupted 
 us, but at two o'clock the sketch was finished. Then he 
 called me to him, and I could not help exclaiming when 
 I saw the paper he held out to me : 
 
 " It is I ! Oh, but how pretty it is ! " 
 
 The fact is, the pink little lady who smiled at me 
 from the arm-chair beside the large dark chimney-piece, 
 the fire-dogs showing clearly against the carving of the 
 wood-work, was a real picture, and I could not help ad- 
 miring it. 
 
 " Which is pretty ? " M. de Civreuse asked, sarcas- 
 tically ; " you or the sketch ? " 
 
 " The portrait, of course ! " 
 
 He looked at me a moment, smiling, then, in a very 
 different tone from the one I was acquainted with, said : 
 
178 'J'^fF' SrOA'V OF COLETTE. 
 
 " The portrait is you, for unfortunately tlic likeness 
 is good. There is nothing to change in your exclama- 
 tion." 
 
 I was silent; it is perhaps the second time that I 
 have heard a word of praise from his lips, and it moved 
 me more than I could have wished. Still, I desired 
 very, very much to have, as he had, a souvenir (jf the 
 charming time that was slipping away fnjm me, and I 
 tried nervously to think of what I could say or do. 
 
 " And what if T sketched your portrait ? " I began, 
 jokingly. 
 
 " Certainh'. I shall be delighted," he replied, very 
 seriously. " 1 will keep as still as a statue." 
 
 " But I do not draw very well," 1 stammered, rather 
 frightened to find my offer accepted at once; "the only 
 portrait I have ever done was of ' One.' " 
 
 " Very well," said he ; "1 shall be in excellent com- 
 pany." 
 
 He held out a drawing-board, paper, and pencils, and 
 turned his head so that I could get the profile. 
 
 " Will it answer like this ? " he asked. 
 
 I replied, " Perfectly." 
 
 I was quite disconcerted, and he meant that 1 should 
 acknowledge it. 
 
 However, I began mechanicallv, looking at him as 
 he had looked at me, and thinking him handsome, as 1 
 only wish that he thought me. 
 
 But at t he end of tiftcc'ii iniiiutcs 1 was tired, nervous, 
 and incapable of going on. TIk' luad o\\ mv paj)er 
 might have stood for amthing — a judge's wig, a scare- 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 179 
 
 crow, a negro king- ; and I recalled my attempts of last 
 winter when I amused myself drawing my dog, and in 
 spite of all my efforts gave my favorite the head of a 
 sheep, the coat of a bear, and shaggy legs which even a 
 King Charles would have been ashamed of. 
 
 At any other time I should have laughed, but 1 
 counted the minutes, thinking always of his departure ; 
 this disturbed me, and I felt the tears come to my eyes. 
 This was what I had sworn should not happen, and I 
 ran to the fireplace to throw my paper in the fire, 
 crying : 
 
 " It is impossible ! I do not know how ! " But M. 
 de Civreuse stopped me. 
 
 " My portrait ! " he said. " Show me my portrait ; I 
 have the right to see it." 
 
 I gave it to him without resisting. He took it and 
 looked at it gravely ; then, still just as seriously, said : 
 
 " Will you allow me to retouch it? " 
 
 I nodded, and he wiped it all out with his handker- 
 chief. Then with four strokes he made a profile which 
 was a caricature of his own, but so comically like it that 
 it was impossible to look at it without laughing. 
 
 Underneath he wrote in his large handwriting: 
 
 " With the respectful compliments of the patient to 
 the author," and held it out to me. 
 
 At that moment the doctor entered. I was sick at 
 heart ; I knew that all was over, and as I left the room 
 I heard the carriage ordered for M. de Civreuse drive 
 into the court. I rushed to my refuge, the drawing in 
 my hand, and there, alone, I looked at it. But instead 
 
I go THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 of laughini^, as I had done before, I saw the tears fall on 
 the ridiculous nose, on the bristlinj^ mustache which M. 
 Pierre had made ; and it was natural enough, for the 
 drawing resembled the original as my dream resembled 
 the reality. 
 
 A minute after, the doctor called me back. M. de 
 Civreuse was standing in the middle of the room, sup- 
 porting himself on two black crutches, wliicii made me 
 feel dreadfully. It seemed to me that 1 had lamed him 
 for life. I knew that I grew pale, and involuntarily I 
 turned and stretched out my hands to the doctor. 
 
 " It is only for the first days," he said, smiling, for he 
 understood my fear. 
 
 On the ground were the splints which had replaced 
 the plaster for the last two weeks. 
 
 " Let us burn them together," said M. de Civreuse, 
 pointing to them. 
 
 I picked them up as he had suggested, and we went 
 toward the fire together. 
 
 He managed his crutches well, but the noise they 
 made on the floor disturbed me so that 1 did not know 
 what I was doin"-. The doctor went out to call Benoite, 
 and I threw the first and then the second piece in the 
 fire. 
 
 With the third my courage came back, and. raising 
 my eyes to M. Pierre, I succeeded in saying in a low 
 voice, but without trembling : 
 
 " Do you forgive me? " 
 
 *' Ah I mademoiselle," he cried, " I hoped there would 
 never he any more (juestion of that between us." 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. igi 
 
 I thanked him with a motion of my head, and silent- 
 ly continued my work on my knees by the fireplace, 
 almost at his feet, while he, standing, supporting him- 
 self bv the mantel-piece, towered above me with his 
 whole height. How different it all was from what I 
 had imagined ! 
 
 In the mean while Benoite entered. She came to say 
 good-by to the traveler, and advanced courtesying, and 
 beginning a little speech, in which she wished him good 
 luck and a " God bless you ! " 
 
 He listened to the end ; then, putting aside his 
 crutches, and supporting the wounded knee against the 
 arm-chair — 
 
 " I can not thank you with words for all your devo- 
 tion," he said, gayly ; " you must allow me to embrace 
 you." 
 
 And taking the poor old woman, who seemed stupe- 
 fied, by the shoulders, he kissed her affectionately on 
 both cheeks. Then, as the doctor called from below, 
 " Come, come, it will be night before we get there!" he 
 turned to me. 
 
 " Our good doctor will be kind enough to say good- 
 by for me to Mademoiselle d'Epine," said he ; " 1 did not 
 wish to give you the trouble ! " He stopped a moment, 
 then more slowly, as if he were seeking for words, 
 added : " Allow me, mademoiselle, to express to you my 
 gratitude, not only for your care, but for the grace and 
 good-humor with which you have enlivened the mo- 
 noton}" of a sick-room. It is to be twice kind to be so 
 in such a manner." 
 13 
 
I82 
 
 TIN: S'l'ORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 I held out mv hand unable to speak, for it seemed as 
 though invisible lingers were clutching at my throat. 
 
 He took mv hand, hesitated 
 a moment as he had done 
 before speaking, then sud- 
 den Iv bent over and touched 
 it with his lips. I had no 
 suspicion of his intention, 
 and it was so strange and 
 so unexpected that my eyes 
 closed as a mist rose before 
 them. 
 When I opened them he was near the door, with Be- 
 noite following, carrying his bag. He descended the 
 stairs (piickly and without difficulty, and got into the 
 carriage without speaking ; onlv, when the horse start- 
 ed, he leaned out, and, taking off his hat, said gravelv, 
 " Good-by, mademoiselle." 
 
 It seemed to me that mv heart was sealed uj) 1)\ a 
 stone, like the lums who wei"e shut in their cotfnis when 
 I saw tluin take the veil at the convent, and I remem- 
 bered the hole in the snow in which on a winter's day 
 I had nearly slept forever. Why had thev not left me 
 there? 
 
 As long as the carriage was in sight I stood on the 
 threshold of the door; then, when it had disaj^peared. 
 Benoite, who was watching me, said. " Will xou conic 
 and warm vourself?" 
 
 " Yes." I said, " 1 am coming." 
 
 But 1 ran awa\' to the bottom of the j)ark. to the 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 183 
 
 pine-tree on which I had carved a name a few days be- 
 fore. 
 
 The fresh sap as it mounted escaped by the gashes, 
 and each letter of the name wept. I rested my head 
 against the cold bark. To the right and left, under the 
 trees, where it was still white in places, there was no 
 one ; I was alone. I pressed myself against the friends 
 who sympathized thus with my sorrow, and I wept like 
 them. 
 
 Pierre to Jaeques. 
 
 I write to you from the village inn where I have 
 been for two days. 
 
 I can not say that it is equal to my nest at Erlange, 
 or that I have a bed with columns, or a Louis XIII fire- 
 place. The beams of my ceiling are against a back- 
 ground of smoke, and the walls are whitewashed — so 
 much so, that all my clothes show the effect, and mv 
 sleeves are like those of a miller when he leaves his mill 
 after work. 
 
 But a traveler must expect such things, and one does 
 not alwavs find a chateau for a hotel. The best part is 
 that my knee works perfectly well. I can use mv 
 crutches with the dexterity of a practiced invalid, and I 
 should go about more were it not for the train of chil- 
 dren who follow me as soon as I appear. 
 
 Happv village, where a lame man can be such a cu- 
 riosity, and where a crowd collects to see one go by on 
 crutches ! The species is rare, it seems. 
 
1 84 TJIE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 To amuse myself, I sketch a little. Here a bit of a 
 steeple, there a cloud, and a sheep feeding on the cloud. 
 It is very fantastic, but mv portfolios are not for the 
 exhibition, and 1 would not even offer it — what W(juld 
 perhaps be more acceptable — the portrait (jf Mademoi- 
 selle d'Erlange, a head from nature which is certainly 
 not bad ! Did I tell you that I asked her to sit for me, 
 and that she consented to put on the old-fashioned dress 
 of my first evening at her house ? But I could not have 
 told you, as mv last letter to you was written three davs 
 before I left. 
 
 Well, the morning of the Mondav when 1 was to 
 leave Erlange I remembered my intention to try and 
 sketch her fanciful head, and I succeeded bevond mv 
 expectations. The water-color w^as very quickly done 
 — it is only a sketch ; but I think it would lose in grace 
 what it might gain in finish, and I will leave it as it is. 
 A smile must be sketched ; it can not be settled by 
 A+B, especially a smile like hers; and on the whole, 
 taking into consideration the coloring, the likeness, and 
 putting modesty aside, it is a little masterpiece ! 
 
 You shall see it; it is worth a journey, and I will 
 take it to you so as to have your aj)proval. 
 
 Half laughing, half serious, Mademoiselle d'l'lrlange 
 wished to return the compliment, and she made the 
 most frightful little daub you can imagine, which 
 makes me think she can never have cared for draw- 
 ing. 
 
 It was thus that we si)tMit our last hours together, 
 talking and laughing as if the sound of the wheels of 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 185 
 
 the carriage which was to take me away had not re- 
 sounded in the court. 
 
 On a funeral-pile, " solemn and expiatory," we burned 
 together the splints which had imprisoned me for so 
 many days, and the good-bys began. 
 
 Undoubtedly, the one who felt most was Benoitc, 
 whom I kissed frankly on both cheeks, and who would 
 have liked, I think, to shed a tear or so. But what 
 could she do among such people as we ? Our coolness 
 froze her. 
 
 Next I took leave of Mademoiselle Colette with a lit- 
 tle compliment, very courteous, very graceful, to which, 
 however, she did not respond a word ; then she held 
 out her hand to me, and I was off. 
 
 Do you regret now the declaration that you ad- 
 vised me to make at the end, and do you see the ab- 
 surditv of such a situation — a man speaking of love, beg- 
 ging, praying, laying bare his soul so as to obtain a 
 word or look at the moment of farewell, and being 
 received by a burst of laughter from a foolish little 
 cold-hearted girl ? For I am sure she would have 
 laughed ! 
 
 In realitv, I was never more pleased to have the 
 thing over, and to feel that my heart was calm and un- 
 moved, like an honest warrior who retires from glory 
 with his scars. All this makes me sleep without dreams, 
 even on a bag of straw, and it is something to be sure of 
 one's sleep ! 
 
 My leave-taking with Mademoiselle d'Epine will be 
 done by procuration. The doctor accepts the ofifice ; 
 
1 86 if J'- STOJ^y OF COLETTE. 
 
 and as for " One," I will not speak of him — was it not 
 said long ago that " the best part of man is the dog " ? 
 And now 1 will leave you ; it is the hour when the 
 flocks are let out into the village streets while their 
 stables are cleaned ; it amuses me to see them pass, 
 and I make some fine sketches. 
 
 l^iirrc io Jixci]iics. 
 
 You do not believe me, do vou, Jacques ? You 
 knew the truth, and you know that for a month 1 have 
 lied to you, X.o my head and heart, to everybodv, even 
 to this love which has taken complete possession of 
 me, and which yet I hide as though this incomparable 
 happiness of loving passionately were a shameful thing. 
 
 Yes, I love her I Yes, I adore her ! And that bra- 
 vado which you received this morning was the last. 
 Are you satisfied ? 
 
 My letter had no sooner gone just now. than I re- 
 called the child who had taken it ; I wanted to stop 
 it, to take it back; mv pride was thrown down and 
 had vanished so comjjletclv that I looked in vain for 
 a trace of it, and I asked mvself wliat the ridiculous 
 seiitiriient was that forbade me to confess that 1 had 
 been in love for weeks, because formerly I had vowed 
 hatred to the whole human race, and had closed my 
 heart antl written Dc profntuiis ab(n-e it, ancl that this 
 sudden defeat by a child was revolting to my pride. 
 
 It is the garland of llowiTS of the fairy-lale against 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 187 
 
 which the sharpest sword is broken ! This time it is a 
 smile of eighteen which has got the better of all my 
 dislikes and mistrusts. 
 
 And I, like a fool, instead of rejoicing, was deter- 
 mined to go on doubting, because the pedestal of dis- 
 dain and skepticism flattered my vanity and made me 
 taller ! 
 
 You are disgusted with me ! But you can see, 
 Jacques, that I am ready to do penance, and that if my 
 heart is in the clouds my forehead is in the dust. What 
 more do you want ? 
 
 Yes, 1 believe in the return of youth, for I am only 
 twenty this evening, and all my illusions have come 
 back. 1 believe in everything, even in goodness ! but, 
 above all, in love ; and 3'ou must not complain, for it 
 contains everything — both wisdom and folly. 
 
 Did you really believe, my friend, that for two days 
 I have been drawing sheep on clouds and peasants in 
 petticoats ? The truth is, 1 have just torn up the twen- 
 tieth letter 1 have written her since the day before yes- 
 terday, and that I shall soon begin another ; and that if 
 I can not manage to tell her all the foolish things to 
 which my heart tempts me, in the language that I wish 
 to speak to her, 1 will go up this evening to Erlange, 
 and I will kneel to her in the large room where 1 have 
 known her, and I will tell her that I adore her. 
 
 You are thinking of my crutches ! I have made a 
 bonfire of my crutches, Jacques — a fire in which I have 
 cast all my doubts and all my past life, so as to re- 
 member only to-day and to-morrow ; and, to climb the 
 
1 88 'riJE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 mountain-road, do vtni not think that I have the wing's 
 of love ? 
 
 llow 1 should like vou to know her I IIa\e I de- 
 scribed her to vou well in niv inoroseness, and do 
 you understand that the foolishness and childishness of 
 which I complained are perhaps what I like best in 
 her? Nothing less than this freshness and originality 
 were needed to revive mv youth and benumbed life, 
 as those new |)crfunies do which are like nothing else, 
 and which reach even the most blunted senses. 
 
 She is a charming wild-flower which has blossomed 
 between earth and sky for me, and for me alone. Un- 
 til now she has loved but the stars and her dreams; 
 the mountain-breeze alone has touched her, and she 
 unites in herself all womanh- graces with all the fresh- 
 ness of Nature. 
 
 With her hand in one of mine, and Nours in the 
 other, the world is full for me, and m\- happiness is so 
 great that there is but one thing to which 1 can com- 
 pare it — infinity. 
 
 Think of nie this evening, Jacques. I am going up 
 there; 1 can stav here no longer. 1 long for the air 
 of Erlange. If I have to write instead of speaking, I 
 can find a shelter among the ruins; iind to write words 
 of love will not the moonlight suffice •* 
 
 I send vou her ])ortrait ; I want vou to sec her. To- 
 morrow the original will he mine, or else you uia\" keep 
 this forever ; it will be my last legacy. 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 189 
 
 April joih. 
 
 " My God, my happiness is too great, too sudden, 
 and it overpowers me! Help me to bear it well!" 
 This was my first cry ; and yet, half an hour later, I 
 did not know whether I had wept, and my joy was so 
 completely a part of myself that I could not remember 
 that I had not always had it. 
 
 Yesterday, at about ten o'clock in the evening, I 
 was sitting alone in M. de Civreuse's room — I still call 
 it so — and doing nothing, my hands lying idle in my 
 lap, but dreaming. 
 
 Benoite had been gone some time ; nothing was stir- 
 ring around me, and I felt myself so utterly alone that 
 the noise of my own movements made me tremble with 
 fright. 
 
 Suddenly, outside, on the road to the village, I dis- 
 tinctly heard stones rolling and a man's footsteps. 
 
 My heart began to beat so loudly that I could count 
 its strokes. " Some belated peasant," I said to myself ; 
 "a peddler who is returning." But when he was under 
 my window the man stopped, and my agitation became 
 such that the mark of the wood of the arm-chair I 
 involuntarily clasped was printed on the palms of my 
 hands. " It is he ! " I said to myself. 
 
 He ! Who ? M. de Civreuse, who went off two days 
 before on crutches? Impossible! And still, after a 
 second, a voice which was restrained, though vibrating, 
 and that I knew well, came up to me, and I heard the 
 words : 
 
 " Do not be afraid." 
 
190 
 
 Tin-: sroKY of colktte. 
 
 If iiiv life had been at stalce, I could neither have 
 moved iKjr spoken. 1 remained a moment in susj:)ense ; 
 then a stone, the size of a wahiut, ver\- skillfiillv thrown, 
 came through one of the little window-panes, ami fell at 
 my feet. 
 
 A paper was folded around it, and when 1 had re- 
 covered from mv fright I picked 
 it up. 
 
 The writing of M. de Civreuse 
 covered two sides ; ami this is 
 what 1 read : 
 
 " Colette, forgive the follv of 
 this note, and forgive, above all, 
 the foolish wav in which I send 
 it to vou ; but can anvthing be- 
 tween us resemble what goes on elsewhere? 
 
 " Besides, Erlange is an enchanted castle at this 
 hour; everything is shut, there is no door at which I 
 dare knock. 
 
 " Benoite is asleep, 1 am sure ; there is but one lamp 
 w^hich shines here; 'that I know well, for it is toward 
 this point, the star of mv heart, that 1 have been walk- 
 ing for two hours. 
 
 "If it had been higher uj) and faithci- off. 1 must 
 have come to it all the same to-night, without being 
 able to wait for the dav, because this word that 1 am 
 going to say to vou has been in mv heart and on my 
 lips for a long time already ; because that foi" six weeks 
 1 have re[)eat('(l it to nnsclt night and morning: and 
 that after haxiiiij: nuii'innred to \'ou so ottrn that I adore 
 
THE STORY OT COLETTE. 
 
 191 
 
 you, without your ever hearing, I want now to say it so 
 loud that my words may not only reach your ears, but 
 go to the depths of your heart. 
 
 " I love voLi. But I do not want to tell you now how 
 I love you : I want to see your eyes and your smile 
 while I speak to you, and I do not wish to lose one 
 minute of 3'our charm henceforth. 1 know what it is to 
 spend two days away from it ! 
 
 " Now, do not tell me that you will not have my 
 love, and that you refuse all the life and passion which I 
 place at your feet. Have you never thought, my poor 
 child, how easy it would be for a resolute man to come 
 in the night to your solitude, to take you and carry you 
 off so far that no traces of you could be found ? 
 
 " Besides, 1 firmly believe there are things which 
 from all eternity are written in heaven. They are rare, 
 but the}^ are perfect, for God himself has signed them, 
 and our marriage is one of them. 
 
 " Colette, in this road, where you threw me on my 
 knees one morning without intending it, I am waiting 
 for your answer, as you found me there that winter day. 
 
 " Forgive me the broken window ; I think it is the 
 sacred window, and I chose it knowingly, because I 
 believe superstitiously in it, as the way happiness came 
 to me. 
 
 " When we go away together, if the joy of carrving 
 you off is granted me, I will take with you that little 
 statuette you know of, to which I have vowed passion- 
 ate gratitude, for without it, Colette, I should have 
 passed by ! " 
 
192 THE STORY OF COLETTE. 
 
 As I read, passionate joy filled my heart, and I could 
 not believe in the reality of mv happiness. Was it pos- 
 sible? Was it really he? What! he hned me, he had 
 loved mc for a lon^^ time, my wish accomplished, and 
 my suffering become a bad dream ? At the same time, 
 surprise at his long silence overcame me. Wh}- speak 
 so late? What reason had he for leaving me to weep 
 as he had done ? 
 
 Then, after this happy emotion, the old nature re- 
 vived in me, and all the elves of mischief that my tears 
 had drowned for two days shook their wings and flew 
 out together. 
 
 They had been compassionate when I wept, and had 
 kept discreetly out of sight ; but this hour of joy was 
 theirs, thev claimed it, and the wildest ideas mingled 
 with one another, each wanting its wav. 
 
 " Sav ves at once!" counseled mv heart. ]iitv- 
 inglv. 
 
 "Never!" cried the others. "Do not forget our 
 plans, Colette. He must be made to suffer; do not 
 open your hands so quickly ! " 
 
 So that I did not know to which to listen, and I 
 laughed with tears in mv eves, like davs when the skv 
 is imcertain, and the rain falls mixed with sunshine — 
 fine weather or stormv — one does not know which. 
 
 I lowever, I went to the window and opened it. At 
 the noise, a profile in the shadow made a sudden move- 
 ment. I saw it badlv, because 1 was placed in full light, 
 and it w;is in the shadow. 1 guessed, ho\ve\'er, that it 
 was going to sj)eak ; 1 leaned ovc-i', and (he strangeness 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. 193 
 
 of an explanation at a distance suddenly struck me so 
 forcibly that my gayety carried the day. 
 
 " M. de Civreusc," I cried, "are you on your knees?" 
 
 " Colette," he only said, " answer me, I beg." 
 
 I had not expected such a tone. As he hoped, it 
 penetrated into my very soul ; and agitated, troubled, 
 I could not think of a word to say, and I repeated 
 mechanically the phrase which was in my head the 
 moment before : 
 
 " Because I had sworn to leave you there a long 
 time, for — " 
 
 "For — ?" he repeated, anxiously. 
 
 " For I have been waiting so long." 
 
 But he did not hear, I had spoken too low ; besides, 
 my voice trembled too much. 
 
 He was patient a second more, then he called to me 
 in the same tone which had moved me so deeply. 
 
 I was incapable of answering, and I ran away, cry- 
 ing: 
 
 " Wait ! " 
 
 There were still two blank leaves to my journal, this 
 and another. I tore out one, and hastily, without re- 
 flecting, wrote this : 
 
 " Do not carry me off, M. de Civreuse ; it would 
 bring you into trouble with the courts; and, besides, 
 there is no retreat where I could be made to stay if I 
 did not wish to. 
 
 " I will tell you the best bolt you can have : my 
 heart will be wherever you take me. 
 
 " Be very sure that I shall not forget Saint Joseph ; 
 
194 '^'^^^ STOKY OJ- COLETTE. 
 
 he has done even more for nic than vou think; and 
 thtrc is a certain old woman also, to whom 1 will tell 
 you my obligations, since you arc fond of being grate- 
 ful. 
 
 " I will tell you the story some moonlight evening 
 like this : tii'st, because I like moonlight ; then because, 
 if happiness came to \-ou on a winter mc^rning, it has 
 just come to me on an evening of sj)ring." 
 
 Pierre to J deques. 
 
 Jacques, we are engaged — give me your hand ; if 
 you loUow me, 1 will lead you into paradise. 
 
 The cure of Fond-de-\'ieux consents to come and 
 marry us here ; workmen are in the chapel, restoring it 
 in haste: it will be read}- in three weeks, and we shall 
 have June flowers to perfiuiie it. 
 
 I can not tell vou now how I forced Mademoiselle 
 d'Epine to give her consent ; i am not sure that I did 
 not use violence ; and in revenge, under pretext of tak- 
 ing care of the proj)rieties, she never leaves us ! 
 
 Strangers and comrades, we were free; engaged, 
 and on the eve of marriage, we are watched, and that 
 woman is mv torment ! 
 
 At first I thought of brcakiuir another lejr, and now 
 1 am teaching Colette Latin. \Vc do not need much, 
 for the word we repeat is always the same! 
 
 The evening of my marriage, faithful to mv j'lan, I 
 shall carry Colette off, if not to India, at least higher up 
 
THE STORY OF COLETTE. jgg 
 
 than Erlange. Sometimes goatherds pass here, and I 
 want no spectators in my Eden. 
 
 In autumn 1 think all will be ready. We are restor- 
 ing our ruins, and ycm must choose your rooms in the 
 crumbling towers or elsewhere, one of these days ; all 
 is yours. 
 
 There is only one spot which must not be changed. 
 You guess which, and you must watch oyer it, iriend, if 
 you sometimes come to represent me, during my ab- 
 sence : it is the large room with oak panels into which 
 Benoite and the good doctor carried me one day uncon- 
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