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MERRY'S BOOK 
 
 TALES AND STOKIES. 
 
 EDITED BY 
 
 UNCLE MERRY. 
 
 NEW-YORK: 
 H. DAYTON, No. 36 HOWARD STREET. 
 
 INDIANAPOLIS, IND. : ASHER & CO. 
 1860. 
 
Univ. Libraiy, DC Santa Croz 1999 
 
 Entered, according to Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by 
 
 H. DAYTON, 
 
 In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United States for the 
 Southern District of New York 
 
 J. J. Rsun, PRINTER &. STERKOTVPEH, 
 43 & 45 Centre Street, 
 
CONTENTS. 
 
 PAGB 
 
 The Birth-Day Party, 18 
 
 Coming Through the Hay, 24 
 
 Pic-Nics, 29 
 
 The Bright Shilling, 37 
 
 Robin Hood, 42 
 
 How Edward Sharp Got Cured of his Faults, 49 
 
 The Yellow Rose, ,... 52 
 
 The Lost Puzzle, 63 
 
 The Sleigh Ride, 70 
 
 An Adventure, 83 
 
 The Three Wishes, 86 
 
 The Courtship of the Stork-Cailif, 98 
 
 The New Skates, 123 
 
 Little Alice, a Story for Christmas, 132 
 
 A Visit from St. Nicholas, 137 
 
 The Legend of King Robert of Sicily, 139 
 
 The Sailor Youth, 152 
 
 The Little Sailor Boy,. 170 
 
 An Exquisite Story by Lamartine fc 177 
 
 Woolsey Bridge ; or the Boy Bachelor, 180 
 
 Tale of the Three Spinners, , 215 
 
 Somebody not pleased with His Name, 221 
 
 Turkish Titles 233 
 
 The Old English Village Pastor, 234 
 
 A Warning, 239 
 
PAQK 
 
 Frontispiece, 2 
 
 The Birth-Day Party, 13 
 
 Flowers, 19 
 
 A Frolic in the Fields, 25 
 
 ThePic-Nic, 29 
 
 The Vine Arbor, 31 
 
 The Swing, 33 
 
 The May Queen, , 35 
 
 The Dolls, 38 
 
 Telling the Story, 40 
 
 Child Amidst the Flowers at Play, 41 
 
 Robin Hood and Little John, 43 
 
 How Edward Sharp Got Cured of His Faults, 51 
 
 Gardening,. 53 
 
 Among the Roses, 61 
 
 The Orator, 87 
 
 The Stork, 104 
 
 The Ruins, Ill 
 
 The Owl, 113 
 
 The Pleasures of Winter, 123 
 
 The Christmas Tree, 132 
 
 The Village Church, 152 
 
 The Pilot, 170 
 
 The Ocean, 172 
 
 A Storm at Sea, 174 
 
 The Crags, 176 
 
Till ENGRAVINGS. 
 
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 The Stranded Ship, , 176 
 
 An Exquisite Story by Lamartine, 178 
 
 Woolsey House, 180 
 
 Going to School, 183 
 
 Leaving Home, 192 
 
 The Monks, 197 
 
 Tale of the Three Spinners, 216 
 
 Spinning, 219 
 
 The Spinning Wheel, 220 
 
 The Village Pastor, 234 
 
 The Pastor Listening to the News, 237 
 
 Lizzie in the Garden, . . .238 
 
PREFACE. 
 
 is stranger than fiction." And true stories 
 JL if well told, are not only better and more in- 
 structive, but more entertaining than fictitious ones. 
 We do not mean to say that all the stories in this 
 volume are true in all their details ; but they are true 
 in this, that they speak truly of the habits and feelings 
 of children and youth, and illustrate truly the tempta- 
 tions and dangers to which they are exposed, and the 
 duties they are required to perform, or they relate some 
 interesting fact in natural history. We think that no 
 story can be truly amusing even which has not some 
 good lesson in it which does not justly represent some 
 peculiar aspect of our life, some trait of character, some 
 natural incident of human history, or some fact in the 
 history and habits of the animal creation. We are 
 quite sure that our young friends will agree with us in 
 this ; and that any of them would much prefer a plain 
 tale of truth to the most glowing pictures of fairies and 
 
X PREFACE. 
 
 they have seen, without the trouble and expense of 
 visiting them in person. This is a very profitable and 
 interesting kind of reading, and one that never tires. 
 It affords a great variety of information and pleasure. 
 We learn geography from the description of the coun- 
 tries, and the seas, the rivers, the lakes, and the moun- 
 tains, which the traveler explores. We learn history 
 from his accounts of the country and its people na- 
 tural history from his description of the animals, birds, 
 &c. botany from his account of the trees, and plants, 
 and flowers, and so on adding to all our stores of 
 knowledge, in proportion as our traveler is particular 
 and accurate in describing all he sees. Travels, voy- 
 ages, and adventures, are always found to be interest- 
 ing and acceptable to the young. We trust they will 
 be pleased with what we have given them here. We 
 know with what great delight and profit the whole 
 Merry family followed Peter Parley in his " Balloon 
 Travels," visiting some of the most prominent and in- 
 teresting places in the world, and becoming acquainted 
 with a great many things they had never heard of be- 
 fore. And we know how sorry they were when the 
 travels came to an end. We have often wished we 
 had a balloon of our own, that we might take them all 
 out on another excursion in some of the unvisited re- 
 
PREFACE. XI 
 
 gions of the earth. As soon as we can find one that 
 can be safely trusted to carry so large and precious a 
 family, we shall send out our invitations far and wide, 
 and a glorious time we will have. Till then, we shall 
 do all we can to supply the place of a personal visit, by 
 giving the best that we can find of the travels and voy- 
 ages of others that is to say, those best adapted to the 
 tastes and capacities of young persons. 
 
 And now, a word of advice, in reading travels and 
 voyages. Always endeavor to put yourself in the place 
 of the traveler. Make yourself fully acquainted with 
 his descriptions, so that you can bring distinctly before 
 your mind the places he visits. Take your maps, and 
 trace out his course, and find all the places he men- 
 tions. Recollect all you have ever read about them 
 before. Imagine yourself in the place of the writer ; 
 enter into his feelings, and then you will be prepared 
 to understand all he says, to remember it, and profit by 
 it. And then too you will derive the greatest possible 
 pleasure from all that he is disposed to tell you. This 
 is particularly necessary in the reading of personal 
 adventures, feats of daring and danger, hair-breadth 
 escapes, &c. It is impossible fully to understand and 
 appreciate them, without, for the time we are reading 
 them, putting ourselves, as it were, in the place of him 
 who writes or relates them. 
 

 
of Salts rah 
 
 THE BIRTFT-DAY PARTY, 
 
 FAR from the city and the " busy haunts of men," 
 in the little village of B , lived Annie Cam- 
 eron, a blithe, gay child, who had never as yet 
 known sorrow, or shed a tear for aught else than 
 perchance for the committal of some slight fault, or 
 over the death of some antiquated pet. She with 
 her mother lived in a rose-embowered cottage, where 
 
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 the brilliant humming-bird ever was welcome, and 
 where the summer breezes gently shook the leaves 
 or played with Annie's long curling hair, and any 
 one that had seen her for the first time when I did, 
 would have thought that the wind used it as a play- 
 thing pretty often. 
 
 She had been out with a party of little friends 
 gathering strawberries, and many a stain here and 
 there betrayed her occupation, her cheeks doing their 
 best to rival the rich color of the fruit. Her dress 
 was caught up, not ungracefully, but certainly un- 
 knowingly, by a piece of briar- rose which had clung 
 to her during her ramble. Her long curls were 
 blown back from her face in wild confusion, while a 
 wreath of field flowers, strung together with the 
 united taste of the strawberry party, held her hair 
 in unwilling bondage. 
 
 I had arrived at B that afternoon on a visit 
 
 to my mother's old friend, Mrs. Cameron, and I had 
 been listening to a parent's description of her only 
 child just as the door flew open, and in rushed the 
 whole flock eager to tell of their frolic and adven- 
 tures. All stopped at the sight of a stranger except 
 Annie, who sprang forward to her mother, throwing 
 a large bouquet into her lap, and then turning to me 
 said, " I suppose as you are mamma's friend, you 
 are mine, too, are you not ?" and a smiling assent 
 soon made us as familiar as old acquaintances. 
 
 Annie introduced many of her little companions 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 15 
 
 to me, and I was soon in earnest conversation with 
 Lizzie and Herbert Gray, Julia Lunt, James Ward, 
 and I do not know how many others, each anxious 
 to tell of the afternoon's fun in his own words. 
 Lizzie Gray said she knew where all the finest straw- 
 berries that her brother had picked were to be found, 
 and she laughingly pointed to a little basket made' 
 of oak leaves, well filled with the largest and reddest 
 wood-strawberries I have ever seen. The basket 
 bore on it the name of Annie, pricked in the leaves 
 with a pin, and she soon claimed her property. 
 
 The little party now separated, and we were left 
 to ourselves. Tea was served, and Annie seating 
 herself at the head of the table, presided as demure- 
 ly as an old housekeeper, and when we had left the 
 table and drawn to the window to watch the glow- 
 ing sunset, she rang the bell, and the neat maid- 
 servant brought her in a little tub, mop, and nap- 
 kin, with which she carefully washed and wiped the 
 silver tea-set, and put it carefully away not till 
 then did she join us at the window. 
 
 Mrs. Cameron and I talked about old times, and 
 she told me of her intimacy with my mother when a 
 girl. She told me of their studies and pleasures, of 
 their duties and amusements ; her mother combined 
 the useful with the agreeable in the education of her 
 children, and rigidly insisted upon duty before 
 pleasure. She thought that " all work and no 
 play," and " all play and no work," were equally 
 
16 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 wrong, and would surely " make Jack a dull boy." 
 Among others of her childish pleasures, Mrs. Came- 
 ron mentioned a little party her mother once gave, 
 in which all her young friends were dressed in the 
 costume of some country, each character telling 
 something of her presumed home, of its situation, 
 climate, habits, &c., thus giving a series of geo- 
 graphical lessons, at the same time instructive and 
 amusing. We were highly entertained by Mrs. 
 Cameron's account, and Annie said, " Oh ! mamma, 
 why not let rne have a little party on my birth-day, 
 and let us dress in costume, too, it will be so new 
 and interesting to us all, and you know next week 
 vacation begins, so that it shall not interfere with 
 our lessons ; I will not even mention it till then, and 
 oh, what fun we should have ! Minnie, plead with 
 and for me, won't you ?" Who can resist a request 
 from an only child, when the request is reasonable 
 and proper, and when the bright eyes and happy 
 face of that only child are looking so earnestly into 
 yours ? Not Mrs. Cameron certainly, for though 
 like her mother rigid in enforcing duty, she likewise 
 delighted in giving pleasure. 
 
 The assent was given, and Annie performed a pi- 
 rouette, which soon brought her panting to her seat. 
 " Annie," said h< r mother, " I have several condi- 
 tions to make as regards this little party. 1st. 
 Nothing new shall be bought for any dress. I do 
 not like useless or frivolous expense. 2dly. Your 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 17 
 
 characters shall all be kept secret, and I will have 
 you announced as you enter the room. 3dly. The 
 party shall commence and close early. I do not 
 wish to be reproached by heavy eyes and aching 
 heads on the morrow. 4thly. Your birth-day comes 
 on Saturday, and as I do not wish to have your 
 Sunday's duties mingled with the thoughts of your 
 pleasure, we will postpone the party until the fol- 
 lowing Tuesday. Now to bed, and sleep soundly." 
 And with a good-night kiss was Annie off to dream 
 of strawberry parties and birth-day parties until 
 morning. 
 
 The few days before vacation flew rapidly by, and 
 studying hard and sewing more industriously than 
 ever, the promised pleasure only made her the more 
 desirous of deserving it, and her lips conned their 
 lessons, and her needle flew in and out, taking rapid 
 but small stitches. 
 
 Vacation came, and the very day it began, Annie 
 and I wrote about thirty invitations, in which all 
 the parents of the invited children were begged to 
 be present, and soon Annie's birth-day party was 
 the talk and anticipation of the village. The 
 young people met but little during the week of pre- 
 paration. Youthful faces were full of bright 
 thought, and little fingers were busy in shaping and 
 sewing. Dark closets were ransacked, and old-fash- 
 ioned garments again saw the light. In the search, 
 missing and lost articles were found, and everything 
 
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 was dragged out, and scanned, and discussed, and 
 ingenuity was taxed to turn every thing to account 
 for the eventful day. 
 
 Mrs. Cameron, Annie, and I, worked like beavers. 
 Herbert Gray came several times during the week, 
 and he and Annie had evidently some plan together 
 of which I knew nothing, nor could I learn any- 
 thing. I asked but once, and for answer received a 
 roguish laugh from Annie, as she tantalized me with 
 my ignorance. Mrs. Cameron was, however, soon 
 admitted to be one in the secret, for unless her 
 mother was consulted, Annie would not think any 
 plan good, or likely to succeed. 
 
 The evening came. Mrs. Cameron and I lighted 
 the lamps and candles, wiped away every stray 
 grain of dust, arranged garden flowers in the parlor, 
 and field flowers on the supper table. We then 
 gave one last look at Annie as she stood ready dress- 
 ed for her first party, and then went down to receive 
 the company, for we already heard voices in the hall. 
 
 The parents all arrived first as requested, in order 
 that even the first comers might find spectators 
 awaiting them. 
 
 A quarter of an hour elapsed, and then, after sev- 
 eral rings at the door-bell, a smothered laugh, and 
 a good deal of ohing and ahing, the door was thrown 
 open, and one by one, as they were announced, in 
 came the expected characters. 
 
 A graceful figure, draped in black gauze, entered 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 19 
 
 the door. Her head was covered with a long veil 
 spangled with silver stars, and a crescent moon 
 formed the front of the crown which encircled her 
 brow. Upon one shoulder sparkled a diamond star, 
 with a silver anchor beneath it. On the other, be- 
 neath gauzy pink clouds, shone an equally liquid 
 star. All this I saw at a glance, as the figure mov- 
 ed sedately across the room : and I knew that the 
 dark-eyed Lizzie Gray personated " Night." I 
 
 knew that the manner's hope and guide the "North 
 Star," and Venus, the "Evening Star," shone in 
 bright rivalry on her shoulders. 
 
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 After her, in rapid succession, came a flower-girl 
 presenting a fragrant bouquet to all ; a gleaner with 
 an apron-full of wheat ; and a sailor-boy, who 
 looked as ruddy as an old sea-captain. We waited 
 a moment, and then the door opened again, and a 
 voice, which I knew to be that of James Ward, 
 announced "an indigent individual who received no 
 invitation, Holla Gray, Esq. ;" and in walked the 
 great Newfoundland on his hind legs, with a white 
 cap and apron on, looking the cook to perfection. 
 We had a hearty laugh at his appearance, and dis- 
 missed him to his proper place, the kitchen, where 
 due attention was paid to his appetite. Visitors 
 were now constantly arriving, and many and various 
 were the costumes ; but not to make my stoiy too 
 long, I will only tell of the most striking. 
 
 Julia Lunt, with powdered hair and a rich bro- 
 cade dress, high-heeled shoes, a short waist, a long 
 train, and one or two little black patches upon her 
 face, made an excellent and graceful court beauty. 
 Ellen Morris was a tiny Ked Hiding Hood, with a 
 most tempting display of cheese-cakes, and a little pat 
 of butter, which she had herself churned for Mrs. 
 Cameron. The announcing of " The Spoiled Child" 
 attracted our attention, and James Ward came in. 
 His hair was in twenty snarls, his face was streaked 
 with dirt, and his eyes red with apparent weeping. 
 He had a half-eaten apple in one hand, and a stick 
 of candy in the other. Behind him came his nurse 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 21 
 
 (Ellen Ward) trying to coax him to be dressed ; and 
 soon after his mother (Laura Lunt), alarmed by his 
 angry cries, came running in with the sugar-bowl. 
 Nothing, however, would do : he would neither be 
 appeased or dressed ; and finally, in a paroxism of 
 passion, was taken out of the room, and did not re- 
 turn as The Spoiled Child." 
 
 This little scene amused us very much : but I 
 thought there were one or two mothers who looked 
 rather conscious, and they must have learned a les- 
 son that evening. When James came back, little 
 Ellen jumped up, and began " Fy ! 
 
 " Not wish to be washed ! 
 Not wish to be clean ! 
 But rather go dirty ! 
 Not fit to be seen!" 
 
 Which sent James, apparently overcome with shame, 
 into a corner. 
 
 I was beginning to wonder where Annie could be, 
 and was upon the point of asking for her, when a 
 voice, weak from age, but very sweet, was heard 
 singing : 
 
 " Pity the sorrows of a poor old man 
 "Whose trembling limbs have borne him to your door, 
 Whose days are dwindled to the shortest span, 
 Oh ! give relief, and Heaven will bless your store." 
 
 We all ran to the window, and throwing open the 
 blinds, saw standing in the moonlight an old man 
 bent with age, his gray head uncovered, and his tot- 
 
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 tering form supported by a little girl, whose tatter- 
 ed, though clean dress, and smoothed hair bespoke 
 at once her poverty, and a desire to make the best 
 of her little all. 
 
 The two, seeing the sympathizing looks of all, 
 now approached the window, and on Mrs. Cameron's 
 asking them if they did not sing together, they be- 
 gan the following : 
 
 Oh ladies bright and fair, 
 Of gentle mien and air, 
 Who know nor grief nor care, 
 
 Take pity ! 
 
 We ask but a slight gift, 
 Oh give a helping lift, 
 Down Sorrow's stream we drift, 
 
 Oh hear our dity ! 
 
 'Tis good from your full measure 
 Of fortune and of treasure, 
 To give relief and pleasure 
 
 To the poor ! 
 
 Then list unto our prayer, 
 Some answer through the air, 
 Will mount to realms more fair, 
 
 Be sure ! 
 
 The blended voices ceased ; and all hearts were 
 touched, and purses opened, and many were the 
 bright pieces that found their way into the box 
 passed round by the little girl. 
 
 We counted the money ; there were three dollars 
 and forty-two cents ! The grateful singers bowed 
 low, and methought, as they gave thanks, the old 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 23 
 
 man's form looked less bent, his eye more piercing. 
 Methought the little girl looked more gay, and I 
 started was I mistaken? No! for, throwing 
 away false hair, rags, staff, and all but the money 
 box, the beggars (Herbert Gray and Annie Cameron) 
 stood revealed in Scotch costume. Nothing was 
 wanting, the tartan and the plaid, the heron plume 
 and the maiden snood, Scotland's thistle and the 
 kilt all were there ; and the bright and happy 
 couple were the hero and heroine of the evening. 
 
 All were now assembled ; and gaily flew the 
 hours, dancing, singing, and music all lent their 
 aid. The supper table was loaded with the good 
 things of this world, and the jellies and candied 
 fruits, cakes, and ices, all spoke of Mrs. Cameron's 
 housely hand. Every thing had been made at home. 
 
 The mammoth bouquet in the middle of the 
 table was the offering of the poor children of the 
 village, who, on the next day, all received some of 
 the evening's entertainment. 
 
 The money collected was bestowed upon a suffer- 
 ing and needy woman, whom Mrs. Cameron well 
 knew as a hard-working and worthy object for relief, 
 and more than the mere partakers in it enjoyed the 
 remembrance of Annie Cameron's birth-day party. 
 
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 " COMING THROUGH THE HAY/' 
 
 HARLIE and the boys had been doing 
 their utmost to finish the job, and get 
 in all the hay before dark, as they were 
 to have the next day for holiday. The mea- 
 dow was well-nigh cleared. One or two loads 
 more would take it all, and yet the sun was a full 
 hour high. 
 
 " We'll do it, Charlie," said William to his bro- 
 ther, " and have ample time to get all our fixing 
 ready this evening." 
 
 " You may as well say it is done already," replied 
 Charles, " for there is time enough, and a will. So 
 we will have to-morrow for a party to the Lake." 
 
 " That we will," cried Fanny, rushing out from 
 behind the great tree, where she had paused a mo- 
 ment to learn what her cousins were so earnestly 
 talking about, as they stopped in their work and 
 leaned upon their rakes for a single moment 
 " That we will, Coz, and Mary, and Lucy, and two 
 or three more of the girls, will be here soon to have 
 a little consultation about the matter." 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 25 
 
 " I am afraid," said Charles, keeping steadily at 
 work while he talked, "you will only hinder our 
 work, so that we shall not finish it up to-night, and 
 so shall not be able to go at all." 
 
 " So ho I" exclaimed Fan, with a wild, musical 
 
 laugh, that was peculiar to her, " if we hinder you 
 a bit, we will help you more. We will turn to, 
 all of us, and toss, rake, or pitch ; and if we three 
 
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 girls don't beat any three of you boys, we will pay 
 the forfeit, that's all." 
 
 Mary and Lucy now came up, with two or three 
 more of the same sort. 
 
 At the same moment, the wagons returned from 
 the barn, and the boys were all on the ground. 
 Discussion ran high. There was no moderator, no 
 rules of debate. Two, three, and four would speak 
 at the same time, while laughter and joke filled up 
 all the gaps. 
 
 After a time William succeeded in getting some- 
 thing like order, so as to be heard. The plan was 
 all laid out, and a part in the arrangements assigned 
 to each one, to which each and all assented. There 
 were lots of things to be done. Cakes, and pies, and 
 fruits, and all the et cetera, were to be got ready. 
 
 "It will be midnight before we get through with 
 all these preparations/' said Charles. "Now hurry 
 away, all of you, and let us get in the rest of the 
 hay." 
 
 " We'll have a bit of dance first," said Fanny, 
 with a mischievous laugh. " Here, George, out 
 with your flageolet, and blow away briskly. We 
 have no time to lose." 
 
 Suiting the action to the word, she seized Charles 
 by the hand, threw down his rake, and drew him 
 under the shade of the great tree. 
 
 " So be it," cried two or three of the boys, and 
 choosing each his partner, soon filled up the set. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 27 
 
 Merrily, merrily they tripped the light fantastic, 
 as if there were no work to be done, no preparations 
 for the morrow to be made. " Begone, dull care/' 
 seemed to smile on every face, and speak from every 
 eye. Meanwhile, some who did not dance did some- 
 thing else made love under the trees, as Ben and 
 Susy are doing, or looked on with downright sym- 
 pathy on the fun, but with a grave wish that the 
 hay was in, .as Jerry, that old fellow on the left, is 
 doing, and with a sober thought of the cakes and 
 pies, as prudent Charlotte is doing on the right. 
 
 Well, the dance came to an end, and the day was 
 coming to an end too, and Charlie and William 
 sprang to their rakes. 
 
 "Come, boys, now set to with a will," exclaimed 
 old Jerry. " Only twenty minutes to sundown, and 
 two good loads to get in yet." 
 
 Where there's a will, there's a way. Oh ! what 
 marvels of work were done in those twenty minutes I 
 There was a will in the work, and all worked to that 
 one will. The girls took hold, as if they knew how. 
 They raked the hay in heaps, they carried it in their 
 arms, for want of forks, and then they mounted the 
 wagons, and spread and pressed the hay, in the best 
 possible style. They worked like men, as Jerry 
 said, evidently intending a first-rate compliment. 
 But Fanny repudiated the comparison, as unworthy 
 of her sex. The women, she said, could and would 
 always beat the men, at any work they might under- 
 
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 take. She therefore claimed that they worked like 
 girls, and that was enough. Jerry yielded the point 
 very gracefully, and declared he would like to hire a 
 dozen such hands to help him, at the next haying. 
 Fan offered her services, and those of Susy and 
 Mary, free gratis for nothing, and begged he would 
 give them one day's notice, when he wanted them. 
 When the sun went dowp, the last load of hay 
 was stowed away in the loft, and the boys were 
 leading the horses to the brook. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 29 
 
 PICNICS. 
 
 JUNE is the very season for Picnics. Everywhere 
 men, women and children, are planning and exe- 
 cuting excursions. Strawberries, cream, nuts, crack- 
 ers, cakes, lemons, ice, and all the et ceteras of good 
 eating, are in pressing demand. Baskets, boxes and 
 bags are enjoying unwonted popularity. Omnibuses, 
 with feathers and flags for the horses ; steamboats 
 with streamers, and wagons, carts, and nondescript 
 vehicles of every form and size, are up for daily char- 
 ter, and active competition ; and groves, orchards, 
 
30 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 dells, glens and copses are sedulously explored, sur- 
 veyed and discussed, as if millions were about to be 
 staked in hopeful speculation. Then, as to lawns, 
 laces, tissues, muslins, ribbons, flowers, jewels, and 
 all that sort of thing ; time and words would fail, 
 should we essay to speak of them. But of the hu- 
 manities of the scene we may speak freely and know- 
 ingly. Of these there are, as usual, every variety, 
 from the octogenarian to the infant of days, white 
 heads, gray heads/ black heads, brown heads, red 
 heads, auburn heads, yellow heads, straw heads, 
 round heads, flat heads, long heads and all sorts and 
 sizes of heads. There is beauty and its opposites of 
 all degrees and shades. There are simplicity and 
 affectation, pride and grace, wisdom and folly, fun 
 and pleasure, and all the countless phases and forms 
 of character and condition, all huddled and jostled 
 together, like the shines and shades in a kaleidescope, 
 and producing, to the observant eye, just such phan- 
 tasmagorean shapes and changes. It would be a 
 study for a philosopher. But, being no philosopher, 
 I will let that pass, and attend to the more palpable 
 and material part of the scene, the outside enjoyment, 
 which is all that I can reach at present. 
 
 " The Grove" is a little paradise of a place, ana 
 is now in its best possible condition. The trees are 
 in all the leafy freshness and blossom of June. The 
 grass, over which the scythe was passed a few days 
 ago, is starting into new life, as soft and smooth as 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 31 
 
 a carpet of velvet. The walks are all clean, as if 
 swept this morning for the occasion. The arbors 
 and rustic seats are gay with vines and flowers. 
 
 THE VINE ARBOR. 
 
 The hirds are full of song and sweetness, and wholly 
 unable to repress their exuberant joy, in view of the 
 rich repast of crumbs of which they are evidently 
 expectant, and which they seem perfectly willing to 
 pay for beforehand, by notes which require no endor- 
 sing, and which are always and everywhere current. 
 The sky is clear and cloudless, though for the most 
 part hidden from view by the luxuriant foliage of the 
 
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 grove. The air is as delicious as the cool sea from 
 which it comes, and the gardens of roses and acres 
 of honeysuckles, over which it has passed, can make 
 it. The company assembled are all pleased with 
 themselves, with each other, with the day, the grove, 
 and the occasion, and nothing seems wanting to com- 
 plete their enjoyment. 
 
 In a sweet little dell, overhung with heavy and 
 fragrant foliage, a long low table has been placed. 
 It is loaded with all the luxuries, and many of the 
 substantials of the season, and arranged with exqui- 
 site taste by hands formed only for the graceful and 
 beautiful. Flowers and greens are sweetly inter- 
 spersed with fruits and other dainties, and it is diffi- 
 cult to tell whether the eye, the smell, or the taste, 
 are most to be regaled. 
 
 While this is being prepared, let us walk over the 
 grounds and witness the various kinds of enjoyments 
 which, in this simple way, are provided for so many. 
 Here is a group of gay children playing at graces. 
 Their hats are carefully tied up in the branches of 
 the young saplings that nestle under the shadows of 
 the larger trees. The many-colored hoops fly back 
 and forth with a beautiful motion, and the attitude 
 and action of the young performers are exceedingly 
 graceful, picturesque, and well entitle this sport to 
 the name by which it is called. Here we come to a 
 party Of boys playing ball ; this open ground, outside 
 the grove, is just the place for it, and the sport is 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
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 active, manly, and full of spirit, just adapted to de- 
 velop a quick eye, a ready action, celerity of move- 
 ment, alertness, precision, and an easy adaptation to 
 unexpected emergencies. Health and happiness to 
 
 THE SWING. 
 
 you, boys, keep the ball in motion, while we pass on 
 to this merry company of butterflies on the shady 
 knoll yonder. Merry, indeed, and happy as larks, 
 
34 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 playing hide and seek among the thick undergrowth, 
 and behind the aged trees ; and here, in this quiet 
 dell, is a young gipsy, telling fortunes, and keeping 
 all the little ones around her in high glee, by the 
 amusing and grotesque pictures she draws of their 
 future. See at what a dizzy height that brave girl 
 is swinging ; do not fear for her, the rope is strong 
 and well secured in the crotches of two stout trees. 
 The seat is a firm one, and a strong strap is passed 
 round in front, so that she cannot fall out. Let the 
 pendulum vibrate, with its living weight at the bot- 
 tom ; so life itself vibrates between the extremes of 
 joy and sorrow, then wanes and stops, and gives way 
 to another, and another, and another. Heigho ! 
 that thought has too much shadow for this time and 
 place, let us pass into the sunshine again. Here is 
 a boy with a burning glass, trying to set fire to the 
 green grass, but it won't even smoke ; he wishes he 
 had a little powder, but that, surely, would be out 
 of place in a picnic. Here is a bright company, amu- 
 sing themselves with a camera obscura, on which they 
 are delighted to see all the groups and divisions of 
 their gay party, their various movements, crossing 
 and recrossing, their endless changes of position. 
 u Aha !" says Charlie, " I do believe the whole grove 
 and everybody in it, is shut up in that little box. I 
 wish I could look inside." 
 
 Well done, Charlie, look in arid learn, meanwhile 
 we pass on to what is this ? a throne ! yes. and a 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 35 
 
 queen, and who knows how many lords and ladies, 
 knights and fairies, nymphs, floras, and all sorts of 
 
 THE MAY QUEEN. 
 
36 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 bright and beautiful witches. What does this mean ? 
 Hark, the trumpet sounds, summoning all the queen's 
 loyal subjects to attend her coronation ; and lo ! they 
 come, flying in from all directions. The swings are 
 vacant, the grace hoops are hung on the trees, the 
 ball is no longer in motion, the camera is painting 
 the scene, with no one near to admire it, and all the 
 world is here. The queen ascends the throne, kneel- 
 ing on the lower step, as she goes up, to receive her 
 crown of flowers. She addresses to her subjects a 
 hope that they will enjoy and improve the day, so 
 that the memory of it will be all sunshine and flow- 
 ers. They reply in a sweet song to the " queen of 
 flowers," which makes the grove ring and the distant 
 hills echo, and startle all the birds to renew their 
 songs. The queen thanks them for their kind wish- 
 es, invites them to the feast, and leads the way. 
 We follow and partake ; but to describe that feast, 
 with its innocent mirth, its sweet effect upon heart 
 and manners, its refining influence upon the rude, 
 its harmonizing influence upon persons of different 
 tastes and habits, and its generous interchange of 
 kindly feelings between those in different ranks, who 
 seldom meet elsewhere, is more than we shall at- 
 tempt. We leave it to be imagined, or rather to be 
 tried. Try it, parents ; try it, sabbath schools ; try 
 it, neighborhoods ; you will find it a most happy blen- 
 ding of utile cum dulce, in which the useful shall be 
 altogether sweet, and the sweet altogether useful. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 37 
 
 THE BRIGHT SHILLING. 
 
 " It is more blessed to give than to receive." 
 
 ff /^OME, Clara and Minnie, put up your dolls, 
 
 \J dears ; it's getting quite dark, and only wants 
 ten minutes to bed-time/' said Mrs. Anderson to her 
 children, two merry little creatures of five and seven 
 years old. The gentle Minnie obeyed the summons 
 at once, saying to her sister, who seemed not to 
 hear it, " Perhaps mamma will tell us a story, 
 Clara, before we go to bed, if we tidy up quickly." 
 
 " It must be a very short one, darling," replied 
 mamma. 
 
 " And a true one, please, ma," added Clara ; 
 and in a few moments the two little ones had seated 
 themselves on a large stool, at their mother's feet, 
 and nestled their heads in her lap, while she related 
 as follows :- 
 
 " One day, while papa and 1 were staying in New 
 York, last autumn, at Mrs. Steven's, I was walking 
 through one of the narrow streets, with her little 
 Emily (who is about your age, Minnie), by my side, 
 when we saw a thin-faced, sorrowful-looking child, 
 sitting on a doorstep, and binding a pair of shoes, 
 stopping every now and then to wipe away the tears 
 from her red and swollen eyes. 
 
 " 'What's the matter, dear ?' I asked. 
 
 "The little girl pointed to two merry children 
 
38 
 
 MERRY S BOOK OF 
 
 THE DOLLS. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 39 
 
 who were laughing and chatting near, and burst into 
 'tears. At last she sobbed out : ' They're going to 
 the great garden where the lions and tigers live, 
 and will see lots of fine things, and I can go nowhere/ 
 
 " ' How is that, my child ?' I said. 
 
 " ' 'Cause they go to the Sunday-school, and mo- 
 ther won't let me go. She makes me work the 
 whole day ; and I'm so tired of sitting here always. 
 And I can't go to the great garden without paying 
 a lot of money. I've been saving farthings for it a 
 long time, but they say there isn't half enough in 
 this,' and she handed me a dirty little bag of small 
 coppers. ' Mother said she'd give me a holiday to- 
 day ; but 'tisn't of any good if I can't go anywhere. 
 I don't know when I shall get one again.' 
 
 " I felt Emily pull my dress once or twice while 
 the poor child was speaking, and then she whispered : 
 
 " ' My bright shilling, auntie ! will grandmamma 
 be angry ?' 
 
 te i But, Emily dear, I thought you were going to 
 buy a Noah's Ark with that,' I said. 
 
 "'I can do without it, auntie,' replied Emily. 
 ' I'd much rather she should have the money ; she 
 says she never saw any fine things. Do tell her to 
 come and fetch it : it's in my red purse at home.' 
 
 " How I wish you could have seen the poor little 
 creature's beaming face and sparkling eyes, as Emily 
 gave her the bright shilling an hour after our talk 
 with her. You would not have recognized her as 
 
40 
 
 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 the sorrowful, weeping child on the doorstep. But 
 1 scarcely think she looked happier than Emily, who 
 skipped and jumped about the whole day, so that 
 one would think she had just received a shilling 
 instead of having given it away. She could think 
 of nothing but the little girl and the great gardens. 
 
 FELTERI 
 
 TELLING THE STORY. 
 
 " And now, darlings, my story is ended, and it is 
 quite time these little eyes were shut." 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 41 
 
 " Oh, don't leave off yet, ma !" said Clara. 
 
 " It's so interesting !" added Minnie. " Just tell 
 us, dear ma, if the little girl enjoyed herself in the 
 great gardens." 
 
 " Oh, yes," said Mrs. Anderson, " very much, in- 
 deed ; but it would take too long now to tell you all 
 about that ; so good-night, darlings here comes 
 Jane ;" and thanking their kind mamma for her lit- 
 tle story, Clara and Minnie kissed her, and ran off 
 to bed. 
 
 A little word, in kindness spoken, 
 
 A movement, or a tear, 
 Has often healed the heart that's broken, 
 
 And made a friend sincere. 
 
42 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 ROBIN HOOD. 
 
 person is very famous in old English history 
 _L and the popular ballads and traditions of the 
 country people of England. He is supposed to have 
 lived in the twelfth century, during the reign of 
 Richard, surnamed Cceur de Lion. 
 
 When William duke of Normandy conquered 
 England, and made himself king there, he intro- 
 duced his Norman followers into the country, and 
 gave them the lands of the conquered Saxons. 
 These Norman chieftains were tyrannical and op- 
 pressive towards the country people, driving them 
 from their farms and houses, and compelling great 
 numbers of them to seek refuge from their oppressors 
 in the woods and solitary places. Here they lived 
 in bands, enjoying a sort of wild independence, and 
 encouraging each other to keep up the old Saxon 
 national spirit. They subsisted by hunting deer 
 and other game ; and sometimes they attacked the 
 Norman chiefs and plundered them. In this man- 
 ner they lived in a state of outlawry, the government 
 being unable to expel them from their hiding-places. 
 The most famous of these outlaws W 7 as Robin. 
 Hood. He was born at the town of Locksley, in 
 Nottinghamshire, and dwelt in the forest of Sher- 
 wood. His favorite companions were Little John, 
 and Friar Tuck ; the latter was said to be a monk, 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 43 
 
 ROBIN HOOD AND LITTLE JOHN. 
 
44 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 who officiated as Eobin Hood's chaplain. Eobin 
 Hood himself is often called by the old chroniclers, 
 Earl of Huntington, but it is doubtful whether he 
 had any legal claim to this title ; his true name 
 seems to have been Kobert Fitz Ooth. 
 
 His exploits were a common subject of ballads 
 and songs from the time of Edward TIL, though 
 many of these poems, now extant, appear to have 
 been composed or altered in later times. They 
 celebrate Kobin Hood's skill in archery, and the 
 considerate manner in which he carried on his 
 maraudings and robberies. He was famous for rob- 
 bing the rich for the purpose of giving to the poor, 
 and this made his story a great favorite with the 
 common people. 
 
 Stow, the old English chronicler, gives the follow- 
 ing account of him. " In this time, about the year 
 1190, were many robbers and outlaws, among which 
 Kobin Hood and Little John, renowned thieves, 
 continued in woods, despoiling and robbing the 
 goods of the rich. They killed none but such as 
 would invade them, or by resistance for their own 
 defence. 
 
 " The said Kobert entertained an hundred tall 
 men, and good arcbers, with such spoils and thefts 
 as he got, upon whom four hundred (were they ever 
 so strong) durst not give the onset. He suffered no 
 woman to be oppressed, or otherwise molested. 
 Poor men's goods he spared, abundantly relieving 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 45 
 
 them with that which, by theft, he got from abbeys, 
 and the houses of rich earls." 
 
 DraytoD, an old English poet, thus speaks of 
 Kobin Hood in his poem entitled " Polyolbion :" 
 
 " From wealthy abbots' chests, 
 
 And churches' abundant store, 
 What oftentimes he took, 
 
 He shared among the poor. 
 No lordly bishop came 
 
 In lusty Robin's way, 
 To him before he went 
 
 But for his pass must pay. 
 The widow in distress * 
 
 He graciously relieved ; 
 And remedied the wrongs 
 
 Of many a virgin grieved." 
 
 Major, the Scottish historian, declares that Eobin 
 Hood was indeed an arch robber, but " the gentlest 
 thief that ever was." He seems to have been as 
 famous in Scotland as in England. There is no 
 doubt that this celebrated outlaw and his wild com- 
 panions carried on their depredations without any 
 regard to the rights of property. But it must be 
 considered, on the other hand, that the laws and 
 regulations established by the Norman kings of 
 England, for the purpose of maintaining their parks 
 and hunting grounds, were most severe and tyranni- 
 cal, and directly calculated to drive the people into 
 desperate ways of life. 
 
 William the Conqueror had no less than sixty- 
 eight torests, thirty-one chases, and seven hundred 
 
46 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 and eighty-one parks, in England, for his private 
 use. William Rufus, his successor, laid waste thirty 
 miles of territory, by driving the country-people 
 from their fields and dwellings, in order to form what 
 was called the New Forest. By the severe " forest 
 laws " any man who killed a deer belonging to the 
 king, was punished by having his eyes plucked out, 
 and other barbarous acts of mutilation. 
 
 But as the English in those days, before the dis- 
 covery of gunpowder, were trained up from boyhood 
 to the use of the long bow, and excelled all other 
 nations of Europe in the art of shooting with this 
 weapon, they often infringed these laws with impu- 
 nity. Troops of banditti, similar to that of Eobin 
 Hood, were commonly lurking about the royal 
 forests, and from their superior skill in archery, and 
 their knowledge of the recesses of the wild solitudes 
 of the country, found it no difficult matter to kill 
 and carry off the king's deer. 
 
 How great a favorite Eobin Hood was with the 
 country people of England in former times, we may 
 judge from the following account given by Bishop 
 Latimer, in one of his sermons. 
 
 " I came once myself to a place, riding on a jour- 
 ney home from London ; and I sent word over night 
 . into the town that I would preach there in the morn- 
 ing because it was a holiday. And methought it 
 was a holiday's work. The church stood in my way, 
 and I took my horse, and my company, and went 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 47 
 
 thither. I thought I should have found a great 
 company in the church ; and when I came there the 
 church door was fast locked. I tarried there half 
 an hour and more ; and at last the key was found, 
 and one of the parish comes to me and says, ' Sir, 
 this is a busy day with us. We cannot hear you ; 
 it is Robin Hood's day. The parish are gone 
 abroad to gather for Robin Hood, I pray you let 
 [hinder'] them not/ I was fain then to give place 
 to Robin Hood." The sermon in which the above 
 anecdote is related was preached before King Ed- 
 ward VI. 
 
 The exploits of this renowned outlaw have been 
 the theme of a great multitude of compositions 
 both in prose and verse ; the catalogue of the ro- 
 mances and ballads on this subject is very long, 
 and shows the general interest which the English 
 people cf old times felt in the romantic history ot 
 Robin Hood. 
 
 The close of Robin Hood's life has been describ- 
 ed in the following manner. Having for a long 
 series of years maintained a sort of independent 
 sovereignty, and set kings, judges, and magistrates 
 at defiance, a proclamation was published offering a 
 considerable reward to any person who- would cap- 
 ture him, either alive or dead. Nobody, however, 
 dared to attempt his arrest, or he was too much a 
 favorite with all his neighbors to allow them to en- 
 tertain any desire to see this done. At length, the 
 
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 infirmities of old age came upon him, and during a 
 fit of sickness he found it necessary to be blooded. 
 For this purpose he applied to the prioress of a nun- 
 nery, in Yorkshire ; as the women of the religious 
 orders were, in that age, famous for their skill in 
 surgery. This woman treacherously bled him to 
 death, November 18, 1247, he being then in his 
 eighty-seventh year. He was buried under a stone 
 by the highway. 
 
 The following epitaph was written on him, al- 
 though the language has been modernized to make 
 it intelligible to common readers. 
 
 " Here, underneath this little stone, 
 Through Death's assaults now lieth one, 
 Known by the name of Robin Hood, 
 Who was a thief and archer good. 
 Full thirty years and something more, 
 He robbed the rich to feed the poor ; 
 Therefore his grave bedew with tears, 
 And offer for his soul your prayers." 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 49 
 
 HOW EDWARD SHARP GOT CURED OF HIS FAULTS. 
 
50 MERE Y'S BOOK OF 
 
 HOW EDWAED SHAEP GOT CUBED OF 
 HIS FAULTS. 
 
 I CANNOT tell why it is, but some boys who are 
 not very bad, do like to be in mischief. Of this 
 kind was one of my little friends a handsome, 
 black-eyed fellow, by the way named Edward 
 Sharp. 
 
 Edward, or Ned, as we used to call him, was not 
 ill-natured, nor ill-tempered, nor very wicked in any 
 way ; but he dearly loved to tease people, and many 
 a saucy joke did he play upon his youthful compan- 
 ions. Even his, sister Jane, who was a good, kind 
 creature as ever lived, was often made the subject 
 of Ned's mischievous practices. 
 
 In vain did the boy's father and mother advise, 
 caution, and threaten him for his faults and follies : 
 a spirit of elvish fun seemed to be in his very 
 nature. But at last he got cured in a way nobody 
 expected. 
 
 The story is this : Ned had one day placed a pin 
 in the bottom of a chair, with the point sticking up, 
 and he expected somebody would sit down upon it. 
 From this he anticipated a deal of sport. He had 
 not put the point up very high, so as to inflict a se- 
 vere wound ; but he chuckled a great deal at the 
 idea of seeing some one bound out of the chair, as if 
 stung by a bumble-bee. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 51 
 
 But it chanced that no one sat down in the chair 
 for some time, and Ned's attention being directed to 
 something else, he forgot all about the pin. After a 
 little time, he was caught in his own trap, for he sat 
 down bang in the chair, and the pin entered pretty 
 deeply into his flesh. In his agony and surprise, 
 he jumped into the air, and uttered a terrible cry. 
 
 At first everybody in the room looked about with 
 wonder, but pretty soon Jane went to the chair, and 
 there seeing the pin artfully arranged, she had no 
 difficulty in guessing at the cause of the uproar. 
 She directed the attention of. every one in the room 
 to the pin, and at once all eyes were turned on 
 Master Ned. He very speedily ceased crying, and 
 hung down his head in shame. It was needless to 
 preach a sermon to him on the occasion. He saw 
 very clearly the moral of his adventure which was, 
 that he who sets traps for others, is sure some day 
 or other to be caught. From that time he gave up 
 his habit of teasing and mischief-making, and long 
 before he was a man, he had learned to practice 
 kindness to all around him. 
 
52 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 THE YELLOW EOSE. 
 
 are very still lately after school, 
 what makes them so ?" said Mrs. Evans, 
 whose house stood near the Academy ; 
 "they used to annoy us greatly by their 
 shouts, but lately I have not heard them at 
 all." 
 
 "Most of the larger boys have become greatly 
 interested in gardening," said Mrs. Wilder, " hence 
 they go home as soon as they are dismissed." 
 
 " I hope they will continue to do so. When they 
 remain and play on the green, they make noise 
 enough to render one distracted. I have sometimes 
 said to Mr. Evans that we should be obliged to 
 change our residence for one more quiet." 
 
 " Boys generally give their lungs some exercise 
 when they leave the confinement of the schoolroom. 
 It does them good." 
 
 " It does not do those who are condemned to hear 
 them much good." 
 
 "It enables them to exercise the virtue of pa- 
 tience." 
 
 ft I think if you lived here, your opinion would 
 be different." 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 53 
 
 Mrs. Evans had no children, and hence was not 
 quite as forbearing towards their recreations and 
 follies as she might have been. She could not see 
 why children need make any more noise than grown 
 persons ; she thought they had no right to make as 
 much. Boys are not as large as men, therefore she 
 concluded they had no right to make as much noise 
 as men. But she found that the facts did not agree 
 with this logical conclusion. It was notorious that 
 boys made more noise than men. Indeed, she 
 seemed to think that boys were little else than noise- 
 making machines, nuisances which ought to be 
 
 GARDENING. 
 
 abated. Of course Mrs. Evans was not remarkably 
 popular with the boys. It is quite possible that in 
 
54 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 consequence of her peculiar opinions, there were 
 louder shouts in the vicinity of her dwelling than 
 there would otherwise have been. 
 
 But gardening had engaged their attention, and 
 Mrs. Evans' ears had rest. She was sure, however, 
 that the calm would not last long, and that when 
 the urchins began again, they would make up the 
 temporary deficiency with interest Some amiable 
 people are sure that if boys do right to-day, they 
 will certainly do wrong to-morrow. Hence it is 
 always proper to regard them with suspicion and 
 blame. 
 
 But let us turn our attention to the matter of 
 gardening. The teacher had suggested the idea to 
 one or two of the leading boys, and they entered 
 into it with enthusiasm. They induced their parents 
 to assign them a bit of land for gardens, and all 
 their leisure hours were spent in preparing it for 
 flowers. Their example became contagious. All 
 the boys rushed into gardening. Those who could 
 not procure ground that was inclosed, appropiiated 
 portions pertaining to the highway, and inclosed them 
 with miniature fences, which the street cows gazed 
 at with great gravity, as they chewed the cud, and 
 their fellow-freemen, the porkers, rooted down to 
 see if there were any corn or potatoes within which 
 they might root up. 
 
 Boys, like men and women, like to do what other 
 folks do. It was not strange, therefore, that the 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 55 
 
 cultivation of flowers was the order of the day. 
 All the gardens in the vicinity, which contained 
 flowers, were laid under contribution by those who 
 were under the influence of this newly awakened 
 zeal. The supply was limited, and the demand 
 great. What was to be done ? Flower gardens 
 without flowers were not exactly the thing. Some 
 thought of turning utilitarians, and of filling their 
 gardens with corn and cabbages, but the fashion set 
 exclusively in the direction of the ornamental, and 
 the rebellious attempt was not made. 
 
 At length it occurred to James Halsey, that spring 
 was nursing in the woods and fields many choice 
 flowers which she would readily consent should be 
 transferred to gardens, provided they were treated 
 tenderly. Dame Nature is not willing that any of 
 her productions should be treated unkindly and 
 harshly. If it is done, she withdraws her counten- 
 ance and support, which is sure to cause them to 
 fade and die. If, on the other hand, men treat her 
 offspring kindly, she will assist in rearing them, and 
 in bringing them to a higher perfection than they 
 woulft have attained in the places where they were 
 born. 
 
 " Come," said James to Herbert Alfred, on the 
 morning of a holiday, " let us go into the woods and 
 find some wild flowers, and plant them in our gar- 
 dens." 
 
 " I never knew any body to plant wild flowers in 
 
56 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 the garden/' said Herbert. " Any body can see 
 them in the woods." 
 
 " True, but it is some trouble to go to the woods 
 to see them. I think they will look very pretty in 
 our gardens." 
 
 " If we could find some which nobody has seen, 
 and were to pretend we got them from somebody's 
 garden, a great way off, it would do, I think. Folks 
 would think a great deal of them, then." 
 
 " As I stock my garden to please myself, I do not 
 care whether other folks think a great deal of my 
 flowers or not. I wish to get those that are really 
 beautiful, and enjoy them." 
 
 u Well, I will go with you, but you must not let 
 anybody know it." 
 
 " Why not ?" 
 
 " Because I don't want anybody else to get any. 
 If all the boys get them, there will be no use in 
 having them." 
 
 Herbert was like many grown-up people. They 
 want many things, not because they regard them as 
 beautiful, but because others regard them so. 
 And they regard things as valuable in propor- 
 tion as they are uncommon, and think a thing has 
 lost all desirableness if some other person has one 
 like it. In their weakness and follies, boys and girls 
 are quite as bad as men and women. 
 
 James and Herbert furnish themselves with bas- 
 kets and tools, and set out for a forest which cover 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 57 
 
 ed the southern side of a hill. The south wind was 
 whispering gently to the violets, and other spring 
 flowers, to come forth and show themselves, and, 
 under the warm rays of the sun, they were begin- 
 ning to do so. The boys soon filled their baskets 
 with flowers and flowering shrubs, which were really 
 more beautiful than any of the flowers and shrubs 
 they had procured from gardens. Even Herbert, who 
 was so much accustomed to let other persons form 
 his opinions for him, was struck with the beauty of 
 the violets, and said, " If these had come from Eng- 
 land they would be prettier than anything we have." 
 
 James did not enter into controversy with him. 
 He was content with perceiving and enjoying their 
 beauty, which, to his eye, was as great as if they 
 had been reared in Queen Victoria's garden. James 
 had the rare habit of thinking for himself of form- 
 ing his own opinions. 
 
 It happened that both boys had more flowers than 
 they had space to put them in. James perceived 
 his surplus, and offered them to the first one that 
 came along. He knew he would have an opportuni- 
 ty of disposing of them in a short time, for the boys 
 were constantly passing round to see what progress 
 each was making. 
 
 Herbert having set out such of his collection as 
 he had room for, hastened to destroy the rest, before 
 any one should come along to ask for them. He 
 came to see James just as James was in the act of 
 
58 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 giving his surplus to Allen Irvine, a boy who was 
 in feeble health, and unable to go to the forest him- 
 self. 
 
 " What made you such a fool as to give him those 
 flowers ?" said Herbert, as soon as Allen was out of 
 hearing. 
 
 " I did not want them/' said James. 
 
 " Well, why did you not throw them away ?" 
 
 " Because they had good roots and will do well 
 in his garden." 
 
 " What of that ? I didn't mean to have any- 
 body know we had them till it was too late to get 
 any more. Now every boy in the place will get 
 them, and very likely they will find handsomer ones 
 than ours." 
 
 " That will not make ours the less beautiful." 
 
 "If I wanted to give them away, I would not 
 have given them to James Allen." 
 
 " Why not ?" 
 
 " Because he is poor and sickly, and you never 
 can get anything from him in pay." 
 
 " He seemed very thankful, and that I think is 
 good pay." 
 
 " If you call thankfulness good pay, you can soon 
 get rid of everything you have." 
 
 Herbert, in the conversation above recorded, ex- 
 hibited some further traits of character which are 
 frequently found in grown-up people. There are 
 those who, if they have favors to bestow, will care- 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 59 
 
 fully confine them to those who have ability to re- 
 turn them. What they would call acts of benevo- 
 lence are simply investments, on which they hope 
 and expect to recover a high rate of interest. Of 
 course, such persons know nothing of the pleasures 
 of benevolence. 
 
 James had experience of the pleasure of benevo- 
 lence when he gave his flowers to Allen. He gave 
 them to him because he was poor and sickly, unable 
 to get them himself, and unable to give anything in 
 return. 
 
 Herbert's last remark seems to imply that, in his 
 opinion, thankfulness was a commodity easily ob- 
 tained. I do not agree with him. It is not often 
 that true thankfulness, either to God or man, follows 
 the reception of favors. I am sure Herbert would 
 have felt very little thankfulness for any favors done 
 him. 
 
 We must do good for its own sake, and not in or- 
 der to receive benefits in return, or thankfulness 
 from those on whom our favors are conferred. 
 
 In a certain garden, the property of a stern old 
 man, there was a yellow rose, the only one in the vil- 
 lage. The owner rejoiced in his sole proprietorship, 
 and refused all applications for shoots, which it threw 
 up abundantly from its roots. 
 
 One day, a poor ragged boy, who never attended 
 school, and who was looked down upon and often ill 
 treated by the school boys on account of his pover- 
 ty, brought James a shoot from said rose. 
 
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 " Where did you get this ?" said James, as the 
 boy, with evident satisfaction, placed it in his hand. 
 
 " I got it at Mr. Storms'." 
 
 " How did you get it ?" 
 
 " I have been at work in his garden." 
 
 " Did he give you leave to take it ?" 
 
 "No." 
 
 " Do you suppose I want stolen goods ?" 
 
 " I didn't steal it." 
 
 " How did you get it, then ?" 
 
 "I took it." 
 
 James was half indignant and half amused at the 
 distinction made between taking and stealing. it is 
 a distinction which many boys make but it is plain- 
 ly a distinction without a difference. 
 
 " I can't take it, Tom." 
 
 " Why not ? I wanted you to have it. I would 
 not have taken it for any body else. You have 
 always treated me well." 
 
 " That is no reason why you should steal it for 
 me." 
 
 "I didn't steal it. Mr. Storms told me to make 
 a bed for parsnips. He told me to dig up every 
 thing in it, and pick out all the roots and every 
 thing. In digging, I threw up this root, and I 
 thought I might as well bring it to you as to throw 
 it away." 
 
 This statement put a different aspect on the mat- 
 ter. The idea of theft had not entered Tom's mind. 
 
TALES AND STO^TKS. 
 
 61 
 
 X 
 
 The rose was a very desirable object. Might he not 
 without blame accept it and place it in his garden ? 
 Many would have seen no difficulty in so doing, but 
 James knew that there was a difference between 
 what is just right and what is not quite right. He 
 knew that the true standard for a man is what is 
 just right. So, after pondering the matter for some 
 time, he said, " I am much obliged to you for your 
 kindness, but I will not set it out till I get Mr. 
 Storms' permission. Do you work for Mr. Storms 
 to-morrow ?" 
 
 " Yes." 
 
 " Well, you take this root back, and take care of 
 it, and I will come in the morning and tell him you 
 dug it up by mistake, and, maybe, he will let me 
 have it." 
 
62 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 " I know he won't." 
 
 " Perhaps he will. You take it back now to his 
 garden." 
 
 Tom very unwillingly retraced his steps to the 
 garden, carrying with him the rose which he sup- 
 posed James would be eager to receive. 
 
 Just as he entered the garden, Mr. S., who had 
 unexpectedly returned, met him. 
 
 " What have you there ?" said he. 
 
 " Something that I dug up in making the parsnip 
 bed." 
 
 " What have you been doing with it ?" 
 
 " I thought it would die if it was not set out, so 
 I took it over to James Halsey ; but he would not 
 take it without your consent/' 
 
 " Wouldn't take it ?" 
 
 " No, sir. I told him I found it among the roots 
 you told me to dig up and throw away." 
 
 " I didn't tell you to dig up a rose-bush, you 
 stupid ; but since there is one honest boy in the 
 place, you may take it to him and tell him I say he 
 may have it. But if you ever take anything out of 
 the garden again, you will be sorry for it." 
 
 Tom did not wait to be told a second time to 
 take the rose to its proprietor. 
 
 If the reader has paid attention to the foregoing 
 pages, he has had several points worthy of reflection 
 set before his mind, and has seen another illustration 
 of the old proverb that honesty is the best policy. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 63 
 
 THE LOST PUZZLE. 
 
 ELL, Willie, one would think 
 
 that you had lost your best 
 friend." 
 
 Aunt Susan, some one has stolen my 
 Chinese puzzle, and now I can not show 
 it to George Lawson." 
 " And where did you leave it last night, when 
 you. went to bed ?" 
 
 " On the hall table, and I believe that Jim Brown, 
 the washerwoman's boy, took it when he was here 
 this morning." 
 
 " Be careful, Willie, how you accuse another. 
 You may have forgotten where you laid it." 
 
 u Oh, I am certain that I left it here on this 
 table." 
 
 " Do not be too sure. Come with me and I will 
 see if I can not find it for you. Have you looked 
 everywhere ?" 
 
 " Yes, high and low, in every place where I 
 thought it likely to be. That Jim Brown has it, 
 
64 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 and I will go straight to his house, and make him 
 give it back to me." 
 
 " Wait, and see that it is nowhere about the 
 house." 
 
 " I know that it has gone, for I have looked every- 
 where." 
 
 " Not everywhere, as I have no recollection of 
 seeing you in my room this morning, and that is the 
 last place you had it last night." 
 
 " Every thing that I get is taken from me. All 
 the other boys keep their toys, while mine go some 
 way or another." 
 
 " And how do they go ? Do you not dispose of 
 them yourself? The handsome top I gave you 
 went for a rusty knife ; your elegant glass marbles 
 for a piece of cake. That soon vanished, and the 
 kite Uncle John sent, you left out in the rain, and it 
 was of course spoiled. Now can you tell me wh*ere 
 they go ?" 
 
 " But this puzzle I had determined to keep, and 
 now that Jim Brown has it." 
 
 " Hurrah ! What is this, Willie ?" said Aunt 
 Susan, holding up the identical puzzle. 
 
 " Oh yes, I forgot I left it here last night." 
 
 "But you insisted that you left it in the hall, 
 and knew that poor Jim Brown had it." 
 
 " As I thought it was gone, I knew that no one 
 came in so early as Jim, so I thought he had taken 
 it." 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 65 
 
 " Hereafter, if you lose anything never accuse any 
 one of stealing it until you have some proof that he 
 is really dishonest. It might aifect that poor boy's 
 character for life to be called a rogue, even by a 
 little boy like you. Sit down by me, and I will tell 
 you a story that will show you the evil consequences 
 arising from accusing persons falsely. 
 
 " When I was a little girl, a lady of my mother's 
 acquaintance came to reside here. She was very 
 rich, and had many elegant dresses, and a great deal 
 of costly jewelry. Among the latter was a peculiar- 
 ly carved ring, with a diamond setting of great value 
 which she always wore upon the fore finger of the 
 left hand, and only took it off once in a great while 
 to clean it. 
 
 " My mother, having some plain sewing to do, 
 had engaged a young girl to come to the house and 
 assist her. She was very poor, but honest, and 
 strove hard to keep herself and mother comfortable, 
 by her untiring industry. Our sewing-room was in 
 the second story of the back building, and overlook- 
 ed the garden that was beautifully laid out in stars 
 and diamonds, decked with the richest flowers. We 
 had a great many bees in queer-shaped hives, glass- 
 ed all round, so that we might see the honey- comb 
 formed, without disturbing the bees ; also several 
 beautiful birds in exquisite cages, that were arrang- 
 ed among the flowers, giving a picturesque appear- 
 **A to the view. 
 
66 MERRY' s BOOK OF 
 
 " One morning Mrs Montrose for that was the 
 name of our visitor was in this room, and showed 
 this ring, which for some cause she was very proud 
 of, to the seamstress, Julia Sawyer. In doing so, 
 she discovered that it needed cleaning ; so she took 
 the basin with some soap and water, and stood by 
 the window that she might see to clean it thorough- 
 ly. She was scrubbing the ring busily, when sud- 
 denly she raised her eyes, and saw my mother's 
 favorite canary perched upon the top of his cage. 
 Forgetting every thing, she dropped the ring in the 
 basin, and hastened to catch the little songster be- 
 fore he took refuge in the boughs of the neighboring 
 trees. It was some time before the little prisoner 
 was again caged. When she returned to the room, 
 the bowl was emptied and the ring gone. In an in- 
 stant, suspicion fell upon the little seamstress. In 
 vain she protested herinncxcence, saying she thought 
 Mrs. Montrose had raken it with her when she left 
 the room. The servant who had cleaned the room 
 during her absence was questioned closely, but knew 
 nothing about it. 
 
 " My parents felt exceedingly annoyed to think 
 that their friend should meet with so great a loss 
 while a visitor at their house, and that suspicion had 
 fallen upon one in whom they had ever reposed per- 
 fect confidence. Julia offered and insisted upon 
 their searching her. This they would not do, be- 
 cause they thought she had secreted it somewhere 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 67 
 
 out of the room. My father begged Mrs. Montrose 
 not to prosecute Julia, saying that in all probability 
 she would find it again, and, if Julia really had 
 taken it, she might return it from fear of exposure. 
 This kind of reasoning Mrs. Montrose would not lis- 
 ten to, but insisted that an example should be made 
 of her, and if there was any justice she should go to 
 prison. 
 
 We all felt deeply for the poor girl, who was near- 
 ly deranged. A writ was issued, and as she had 
 no one to go her bail (my father not being a proper- 
 ty holder) she was carried off to jail. Her mother 
 was apprised of her daughter's situation, and her 
 agony, to think her darling child within the gloomy 
 portals of the prison, is better imagined than de- 
 scribed. She went on her knees to Mrs. Montrose, 
 who said the law must take its course. A bill was 
 filed against her, and at the next term of the court 
 she was brought, pale and almost fainting, to the 
 dock, where the most abandoned and depraved had 
 received their sentences. 
 
 " Her mother accompanied her ; and more like 
 shadows than human beings did they appear as they 
 listened to the evidence which, if true, would cer- 
 tainly condemn her. After the testimony was taken 
 the judge asked her if she had anything to say. 
 Her answer was, ' I am innocent/ Of this she had 
 no proof. She was pronounced guilty. Scarce a 
 dry eye was in the court-room, from the judge down, 
 
68 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 * 
 
 with the exception of Mrs. Montrose, who thought, 
 by punishing the poor girl, she would be repaid for 
 her loss. The judge's voice trembled when he pro- 
 nounced the sentence of two years in the State's 
 prison, as that was the shortest time allowed for 
 such cases. The poor agonized mother pleaded in 
 vain to share her daughter's cell. That by law was 
 forbidden. Henceforth, those who had lived for 
 one another were separated, never more to meet this 
 side the grave. Scarce a week had elapsed, ere the 
 mother was found a cold and stiffened corpse, with 
 the remnants of a fatal poison by her side. Julia 
 bore with fortitude her great trials. A consciousness 
 of innocence, and a firm reliance in One that will 
 not forsake those who put their trust in him, bore 
 her spirits up. But close confinement and hard 
 work brought on disease, which ended in death, a 
 few months after her incarceration. 
 
 " Mrs. Montrose returned home, amply repaid for 
 her misfortune by the conviction, of the guilty, as 
 she thought." 
 
 " Well, Aunty, 1 do believe Julia did take the 
 ring, after all." 
 
 " No, my dear, she did not. Do you see the 
 little stream that runs along through the rear of 
 this house, in which all the sewers empty. It was 
 some two years after the ring was lost, that two 
 or three little boys like yourself were playing there, 
 and selecting the pebbles for marbles, when one 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 69 
 
 found, deeply embedded in the sand, the ring, the 
 same ring. It had been thrown out in the basin of 
 water into the sewer, and finally found its way to 
 this little stream, where, in all probability, it would 
 have lain until this time, had it *not have been for 
 the boys hunting pebbles. Now do you not see 
 how wrong it is to accuse any one falsely ?" 
 
 " Indeed I do, and you will not catch me doing 
 so again. What did you do with the ring ?" 
 
 " We sent it to its rightful owner, stating how 
 and where it was found." 
 
 " I should think she must have felt very bad." 
 
 " She did grieve very much, and came on to make 
 Julia all the reparation in her power. It was too 
 late she was dead. She had both mother and 
 daughter removed to a shady nook in our cemetery, 
 and raised a neat monument over them. Now, re- 
 member never to accuse another, without positive 
 proof of his guilt." 
 
70 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 THE SLEIGH-RIDE. 
 
 ONIES, whoa! stand still there, you 
 will have enough to do for your little trot- 
 
 ;/ ters before you come back. Stand still, my 
 beauties !" 
 
 Joe Sands was more proud of his ponies than even 
 of his own black locks and raven whiskers, which he 
 cultivated and curled in the most approved fashion. 
 He was now rigged out in the most magnificent 
 style ; his ponies almost covered with strings of bells, 
 and his beautiful scarlet cutter richly lined and cush- 
 ioned, and provided with a rich fox skin robe, lined 
 with scarlet and gold plush. His own person was 
 enveloped in an elegant wadded wrapper, with a fine 
 Russian beaver, from which dangled a large silken 
 tassel. 
 
 His establishment was now drawn up before the 
 comfortable mansion of Mr. Morris, and Joe was 
 somewhat impatient for the appearance of the young 
 ladies whom he was to have the honor of driving to 
 the wedding, where he was to act as chief grooms- 
 man. With an occasional crack of the whip, and a 
 sudden reigning in of the ponies, that made all the 
 bells jingle again, and a loud and sharp "Whoa 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 71 
 
 there !" he amused himself as well as he could, an<! 
 attracted the admiring regards of a troop of idle boy^, 
 as well as some of the more grave and genteel way- 
 farers. 
 
 " There, Aunt Judy, we must hurry. Those bells 
 have shaken half a score of impatient trills, while 
 you have been adjusting that cap of yours. One 
 would think you expected to be the belle of the 
 evening, and to secure the first seat in the bride's 
 chair. Here we are, all ready three handsome 
 young exquisites, as we are, and waiting in all pa- 
 tience for one sober chaperone to finish her prinking. 
 There, now, dear aunty, you can't improve that. 
 You do look so bewitching, I don't believe Joe Sands 
 will speak to me at all." 
 
 u Fanny Fanny Morris, what a chatter-box you 
 are !" replied Aunt Judy, as she turned away from 
 the looking glass. " Did you ever think what the 
 tongue is made for ?" 
 
 " Do hear those bells again," interrupted Fanny. 
 " Joe is cracking his whip as if his very fingers ached 
 with impatience, and the ponies are as restive as 
 chained eagles. How they will fly when they once 
 get started I" 
 
 " Dear me !" exclaimed Aunt Judy, " I am afraid 
 of those wild ponies. I am sure they will upset us, 
 or run away with us." 
 
 " Don't be alarmed, dear aunty," interposed the 
 
 *;chief-loving Susan ; " I should love dearly to be 
 
72 MERE Y'S BOOK OF 
 
 run away with once in my life, and even an overturn 
 in a nice soft snow-bank would only give new spirit 
 to the frolic. 
 
 Aunt Judy shruggecj her shoulders, put on her 
 last shawl, drew her boa tightly round her delicate 
 neck, and with a quiet " Come, girls, I am ready," 
 tripped lightly down stairs. 
 
 Joe was all smiles and compliments. The ladies 
 were soon seated, Aunt Judy and May on the back 
 seat, Fanny and Susan on the front, with Joe be- 
 tween them. Crack went the whip, and away flew 
 the ponies to the music of a hundred bells. It was 
 a splendid afternoon. The road was as smooth as 
 glass. The trees were loaded with wreaths of snow 
 The hills, and plains, and valleys were all alike 
 clothed in a white mantle. 
 
 The party were in high spirits : and even Aunt 
 Judy laid aside her usual fears and enjoyed it highly. 
 
 " Pray, Mr. Sands/' she inquired, " will the party 
 be large to-night ?" 
 
 " Not more than a hundred, ma'am, I think.* 
 
 " A hundred, indeed ! Where will they all come 
 from ? and what can you do with them ?" 
 
 " They are coming from all the neighboring towns ; 
 from Wilton, and Turner, and Concord and Barlow, 
 and from twenty miles round." 
 
 Just at this moment, Frank Willis, driving his 
 span of black switch tails, came up behind, with his 
 sleigh full of girls, and made an effort to pass. Joe 
 
TALES AND STOEIES. 73 
 
 Sands cracked up his ponies. Frank cracked up his 
 blacks. Aunt Judy screamed outright ; the girls 
 laughed and shouted, each party cheering up their 
 driver and urging him not to be outdone by the 
 other. On they went ; skimming the ground like 
 swallows, up the hills and down the valleys, the po- 
 mes keeping the lead ; but the blacks, ever and anon, 
 pressing up and stretching ahead, as if they would 
 overreach them. 
 
 The two were thus crowding side by side, near the 
 top of a gentle hill which overlooked the village 
 whither they were bound. All, except Aunt Judy, 
 were in the highest glee, shouting, laughing, and 
 cheering their horses to their utmost speed. 
 
 On the very top of the hill, they met another 
 sleigh, driving at an equal pace, in the opposite di- 
 rection. Joe Sands, being on the right side, dashed 
 by, with a triumphant hurra, while Frank, though 
 he reigned up as short as he could, was soon entan- 
 gled with the stranger. A moment's delay, and a 
 word of advice from the stranger, and Frank was 
 pushing on again with redoubled speed. 
 
 The descent was long and irregular. About half 
 way down, where there was a slight curve in the road, 
 it was traversed by a little brook, which being choked 
 with snow and ice, had overflowed the bridge, and 
 spread a sheet of ice along the way for several yards. 
 To Joe, who knew nothing of this, a catastrophe 
 was inevitable. The sleigh slewed round sharply 
 
74 MERRY'S BOOK or 
 
 against the frozen track and capsized, with all its 
 precious cargo, into a deep drift on the roadside. 
 
 " Oh, me ! I am killed," screamed Aunt Judy, 
 " and all the girls with me !" 
 
 " It will take the starch out of that beautiful cap, 
 aunty dear," said the mischievous Susan, who chan- 
 ced to be at the top of the heap. 
 
 " Whoa, ponies !" screamed Joe Sands, as he lift- 
 ed himself from under the double burden of that fox 
 skin robe, which had well nigh smothered him, and 
 Fanny and Susan who, being well wrapped up in it, 
 had fallen with it. "Whoa, ponies !" 
 
 But the ponies were half a mile down the road 
 with the sleigh in good order behind them, and Frank 
 Willis, who had been cautioned against this danger, 
 was just dashing by, vainly endeavoring to rein up 
 his blacks for the rescue. But they took a sudden 
 offence at the apparition of Joe Sands starting up 
 from under the fox skin robe, and became entirely 
 unmanageable. They reared and plunged, and then 
 sprang away with the speed of the wind, giving no 
 heed to the bit, nor to the soothing voice of their 
 master. 
 
 " Whoa, ponies," shouted Joe again, trying to 
 brush the mist from his eyes. 
 
 " Dear aunty, are you hurt ?" asked Mary, as 
 soon as she came to her feet. 
 
 " Not hurt, but killed," groaned the good lady, 
 shaking the snow from her shawl. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 75 
 
 " Oh, that immaculate cap, dear aunty," said 
 Susan, archly. 
 
 " Is this the way to Barlow ?" asked the bewil- 
 dered lady. " So much for your wild, giddy pranks. 
 Where are we ? Are you all alive ?" 
 
 " Never more so," replied Fanny ; " but in no 
 plight for a dance." 
 
 " Where are those ponies ?" screamed Joe, now 
 just restored to his senses. 
 
 " There they go," replied Fanny ; u just dashing 
 round the old church yonder." 
 
 The distance to the place of rendezvous was yet 
 some four or five miles. What should they do ? 
 Aunt Judy looked grave and uneasy ; but, fortu- 
 nately for Joe, she did not speak. Joe had all the 
 sputtering to himself, and he laid it out freely upon 
 the road, the ponies, and Frank Willis, who, he said, 
 " was always in his way." Fanny and Susan enjoy- 
 ed the accident highly, and exerted all their powers 
 of mirth and wit to turn a seeming disaster into a 
 frolic. 
 
 When Joe Sands had completely recovered his 
 self-possession, he entered into the frolic with a good 
 grace, and proposed that the ladies should seat them- 
 selves upon the buffalo, in a snug little nook by the 
 roadside, wrapped in the fox skin robe, while he ran 
 on to search for the run away ponies. He also in- 
 sisted upon leaving his own beautiful wrapper, as an 
 additional security to Aunt Judy against the cold. 
 
76 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 bands had been gone about an hour, and the lit- 
 tle party were getting exceedingly merry, when Elder 
 Staples, from the Shaker village, passed down the 
 road, driving the great market sleigh of the society, 
 on his way to Boston. 
 
 Attracted by a sudden outburst of laughter from 
 the girls, which he naturally enough, mistook for a 
 scream, Elder Stephen drew up by the roadside, 
 alighted from his comfortable seat, and began to 
 search for the cause. The jingling of his bells had 
 put the noisy girls upon their guard, and all their 
 mirth ceased in a moment. Without any further 
 noise to guide him, the benevolent Shaker followed 
 the foot tracks, and soon came upon their retreat. 
 
 It was a singular meeting. Aunt Judy arose, 
 with dignity, and explained their accident, and the 
 object of their waiting ; while the girls found new 
 cause for merriment in this discovery. 
 
 " Won't thee take a seat in my sleigh ?" said 
 Broadbrim. " I am going thy way, and have room 
 for all." Thank you, friend," replied Aunt Judy, 
 " we are expecting Mr. Sands every moment. 17 
 
 " But, may be he will not overtake his horses as 
 soon as he expected. May be the sleigh will be 
 broken, and I fear thee will catch cold here. If 
 friend Joseph should be coming after thee, we shall 
 meet him on the way." 
 
 " Elder Stephen's arguments appeared sound and 
 reasonable ; and all the ladies were soon seated, 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 77 
 
 wrapped in the blankets and covered all over with 
 the fine robes of Mr. Sands' sleigh. 
 
 It was a quiet ride that followed. Friend Ste- 
 phen's horses were as fat and sleek as himself, and 
 moved on with an even pace, though a slow^ne* 
 The very bells seemed to gingle a grave and quiet 
 music, and all the party partook of the same spirit. 
 Not a word was spoken for the first half hour. 
 
 " What house would thee like to stop at ?" at 
 length asked Stephen. 
 
 " At the sign of the Bell, if you please/' replied 
 Aunt Judy. 
 
 A few moments after they stopped at the sign of 
 the Bell. Stephen received the thanks of the party 
 with a benevolent smile, and " a thee is all welcome/' 
 and drove his way. 
 
 " Dear me !" exclaimed Mary, as she stepped in 
 upon the floor of the tavern, " where is my slipper ! 
 I do believe I must have left it in the Shaker's 
 sleigh." 
 
 At that moment Frank Willis came up from a 
 cross-road, into which he had driven his frightened 
 horses to cool them down. 
 
 u Have you seen the ponies ?" cried Fanny. 
 
 " Is Joe's beautiful sleigh safe ?" asked Susan. 
 
 "Where is Mr. Sands ?" inquired Aunt Judy. 
 
 " Where is my slipper ?" cried Mary all in the 
 same moment. 
 
 Willis had seen nothing of Sands or his ponies. 
 
78 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 He was not a little vexed that the old Shaker had 
 deprived him of the honor imd pleasure of picking 
 up the shipwrecked ladies. They were all now 
 thrown into additional trouble about Joe, and 
 gathering around the cheerful fire, they considered 
 what should be done. * 
 
 Meanwhile, the crest-fallen Joe had accepted the 
 proffered aid of a kind farmer, who, in coming down 
 the road on horseback, attempted to arrest the mad 
 flight of the ponies ; but, in doing so, only caused 
 them to dash off into another road, which led them 
 back toward home. 
 
 Joe mounted on behind the farmer, and off they 
 went, as fast as Dobbin could go under his double 
 burden. The ponies were at length brought up at 
 a turnpike-gate, some seven or eight miles from the 
 place of their starting. There Joe came up with 
 them, but he was obliged to pause awhile, to give 
 them breath. When all was ready, he drove with 
 all speed to the scene of his late disaster. 
 
 To his utter consternation, the ladies were gone. 
 Where could they be ? Which way had they gone ? 
 Had they walked on to the place of meeting, or had 
 they gone back toward home ? Joe was in a sad 
 quandary ; but the last question that came up 
 seemed to turn the scale of his doubts. He con- 
 cluded that Aunt Judy was sick with her exposure, 
 and that they had all gone on their way home. 
 
 Without stopping to consider how they could get 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 79 
 
 along with the burden of the buffalo and sleigh 
 robe, he cracked his whip, and drove briskly on to- 
 ward home. Poor Joe ! the evening was cold, he 
 had neither wrapper nor buffalo, and he was going 
 the wrong way. 
 
 The company at the Bell Tavern was increasing. 
 Several other parties bound to the same festival, 
 had dropped in. Among them was an eccentric, 
 humorous, impulsive naval officer, of about five and 
 twenty, who, on his way down, had fallen in with 
 Elder Stephen, at the neighboring village. The 
 honest Shaker, finding he was to stop at the " Sign 
 of the Bell," requested him to take charge of a little 
 shoe, which he had just found among the blankets 
 in his sleigh. " It must belong," said he, " to one 
 of the little women I picked up on the way, and left 
 at the Bell." 
 
 "A real Cinderella!" exclaimed the Captain; 
 " and I'll find her, though they hide her under the 
 most obscure wash-tub in the country." 
 
 The Elder wondered what he meant, but said 
 nothing. Quietly resuming his seat, he drove on 
 towards the city, while the enthusiastic young offi- 
 cer sprang into his sleigh, and dashed down the road 
 in eager anticipation of -a new adventure. 
 
 When Captain Armstrong arrived at the Bell, he 
 was ushered into the common parlor, where a large 
 party was already assembled, preparing to start for 
 the nuptial festival, Mary Morris was in a sad 
 
80 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 dilemma, since she was to act as chief bridesmaid, 
 which she could hardly do, becomingly, with one 
 unslippered foot. It was arranged with her sisters 
 that she should share with them, by turns, so that, 
 in presenting herself before the altar, with the bride, 
 she should be fully equipped. She was just arrang- 
 ing a beautiful Indian moccasin upon the unfortu- 
 nate foot, as the door opened, and the gallant cap- 
 tain, with a flushed countenance and a profusion of 
 bows, presented himself before them, exclaiming, 
 " Cinderella ! Cinderella ! where art thou, beauti- 
 ful, injured maiden ?" 
 
 The whole company were equally amazed and 
 amused by this singular apostrophe. All conversa- 
 tion ceased in an instant ; the half-adjusted shawl 
 was left hanging carelessly over the arm ; the half- 
 tied hat fell back upon the chair ; the half- turned 
 curls hung in dishevelled luxuriousness upon the 
 blushing cheek, and that beautiful moccasin, scarcely 
 drawn over the delicate foot of Cinderella, still left 
 the heel and ankle exposed. All eyes were turned 
 upon the captain. Not at all abashed by being the 
 object of such curiosity, the bold and self-possessed 
 cavalier advanced to the midst of the circle, and look- 
 ing earnestly at every group, and every individual, 
 reiterated his eager call for Cinderella. " Come 
 forth I" he said, " wherever thou art, under whatever 
 tub thy envious sisters have concealed thee, come 
 forth 1" 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 81 
 
 Peering carefully round, Mary's half-dressed foot, 
 projecting from under the ample folds of her pelisse, 
 caught his eye. He was instantly at her feet, and 
 before she had recovered her self-possession suffi- 
 ciently to withdraw the exposed foot, he had seized 
 the moccasin, pulled it off, and adjusted the lost slip- 
 per in its place. 
 
 "A fit a perfect fit!" he exclaimed. " Cinder- 
 ella ! most lovely, most fortunate ! all the fairies be- 
 friend thee, and " 
 
 A general burst of laughter from the whole com- 
 pany, followed by a furious blast of the tavern horn 
 as a signal that it was time to be moving, inter- 
 rupted the gallant captain in his rhapsody, and left 
 the blushing Mary to finish her preparations for the 
 fete. 
 
 The nuptial party was large, yet very select. The 
 bride was beautiful ; the bridegroom splendid ; the 
 house was brilliantly illuminated, and all things 
 were ready. But where was Joe Sands, the chief 
 groomsman ? 
 
 The minister had come, the bridegroom had taken 
 the bride's hand to lead her forward ; and Captain 
 Armstrong, by appointment, was about to supply 
 Joe's place in the ceremony, with Mary Morris, the 
 Cinderella of the evening, leaning on his arm, when 
 the door flew open, and Sands, the veritable Joe 
 Sands, sprang in. 
 
 It was a sad disappontment to the captain, but 
 
82 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 he gracefully yielded the blushing Mary to his rival, 
 and the ceremony went on. 
 
 When the knot was tied, and while the good 
 minister was greeting the fair bride with a paternal 
 kiss, Joe began to enquire of Mary by what means 
 they reached the village. The story of the overturn, 
 the good old Shaker, and the lost slipper; afforded no 
 little mirth, and made Cinderella the belle of the 
 evening. 
 
 But Judge Weston, a kind-hearted, fine-looking 
 widower from Barlow, to the utter neglect of the 
 young girls, was taken with such a sympathy for 
 their quiet Aunt Judy, and so much moved with 
 fear lest she should meet a similar accident on 
 the way home, that he insisted upon taking her 
 into his own carriage ; "for I have a very careful 
 driver," said he, " and I will see you safely to your 
 own door." 
 
 Aunt Judy accepted the offer. The evening was 
 unusually brilliant. The ride was agreeable to all 
 parties. Sands and Willis raced back without 
 accident or adventure. Captain Armstrong looked 
 after them longingly, but was obliged to go the other 
 way. What passed in the Judge's carriage was 
 shrewdly conjectured, but never fully known. Be- 
 fore the snow was gone, the worthy man had passed 
 that way often, and never without calling at Mr. 
 Morris' ; and ere the spring had put forth her 
 blossoms, our beloved aunt had changed her name 
 
TALES AND STORIES 
 
 83 
 
 to Weston, and gone down to Barlow, to clear away 
 from the Judge's house the frost work of a five 
 years' widowhood, by shedding over it again the 
 sunshine of home. 
 
 AN ADVENTURE. 
 
 celebrate his daughter's wedding, 
 a merchant collect^ a party of her 
 young companions. They circled 
 around her ; wishing much happiness to the 
 youthful bride and her chosen one. Her 
 father gazed proudly on his lovely child, and hopecl 
 that as bright prospects for the future might open 
 for the rest of his children, who were playing among 
 the guests. Passing through the hall of the base- 
 ment, he met a servant who was carrying a lighted 
 candle in her hand, without a candlestick. He 
 blamed her for such conduct, and went into the 
 kitchen to see about supper. The girl soon re- 
 turned, but without the candle. The merchant 
 
84 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 immediately recollected that several barrels of gun- 
 powder had been placed in the cellar during the day, 
 and that one had been opened. 
 
 " Where is your candle ?" he enquired in the 
 utmost alarm. 
 
 " I couldn't bring it up with me, for my hands 
 are full of wood," said the girl. 
 
 " Where did you put it ?" 
 
 "Well, I had no candlestick, so I stuck it in 
 some black sand that's in the small barrels." 
 
 Her master went down stairs. The passage was 
 long and dark, his knees threatened to give way un- 
 der him, his breath was choked, his flesh seemed dr} r 
 and parched, as if he clearly felt the suffocating 
 blast of death. At the end of the cellar, under the 
 room where his children and their friends were re- 
 veling in felicity, he saw the open barrel of powder 
 full to the top, the candlestick loosely in the grains 
 with a long red snuff or burnt wick. The sight 
 seemed to wither all his powers. The laughter of 
 the company struck upon his ear like the knell of 
 death. He stood a moment unable to move. To the 
 music above, the feet of the dancers responded with 
 vivacity, the floor shook, and the loose bottles in the 
 cellar jingled with the motion. He fancied the 
 candle moved was falling. With desperate ener- 
 gy he sprang forward. But how to remove it the 
 slightest touch would cause the red hot wick to fall 
 into the powder. With unequalled presence of 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 85 
 
 mind he placed a hand on each side of the candle, 
 with the open palm upwards, and the fingers point- 
 ed towards the object of his care, which, as his hands 
 met, was secured in the claspings of his fingers, and 
 safely moved away from its dangerous position. 
 
 When he reached the head of the stairs, he smil- 
 ed at his previous alarm, but the reaction was too 
 powerful, and he fell into fits of the most violent 
 laughter. He was conveyed to his bed senseless, and 
 many weeks elapsed ere his nerves recovered sufficient 
 tone to allow him to resume his business. 
 
86 
 
 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 THE THREE WISHES. 
 
 HI" said George, "if I 
 'might choose, I'd rather be Ju- 
 lius Ceesar than any other tnan 
 that lived ! He was a fine fellow, 
 he conquered all the then known 
 world from the pyramids of Egypt 
 to the island of Thule from the 
 most remote provinces of Asia Mi- 
 nor to the western shores of the Peninsula. In ten 
 years only, he took eight hundred cities, subdued 
 three hundred nations, and left above a million of 
 enemies dead upon his fields of battle ! Now he was 
 a hero ! And what a glorious thing it must have 
 been, after subduing Britons, Gauls, Germans, and 
 Russians, to return with his triumphant legions, la- 
 den with spoil, and leading kings captive, a conquer- 
 or in the streets of Rome ! I never think of Julius 
 Cassar without longing to be a soldier. ' He came 
 he saw he conquered !' How famous that was ! 
 i wish I had lived in his days ; or, better still, I 
 wish there was another world to conquer, and I was 
 the Julius CaBSar to do it." 
 
 "Upon my word !" said Charles, " mighty grand ! 
 
TALES AND STOKIES. 
 
 87 
 
 but if I might choose, I would rather be Cicero. 
 I'd rather be an orator ten thousand times than a 
 warrior, though he were Julius Caesar himself. Only 
 think, George, when you come to die, how should 
 you like to have the blood of a million of men on 
 your conscience ? Depend upon it, it's nut such a 
 fine thing to be a conqueror^ after all ! But an or- 
 ator ! his is a glorious character indeed. He gains 
 
 victories over millions, without shedding one drop 
 of blood ! Now let us match ourselves one against 
 the other ; you a warrior, I an orator each, let us 
 
88 MERRY'S B>9 OK OF 
 
 suppose, the most accomplished in the world. What 
 can you do without your legions and your arms ? 
 With ten thousand men at your back, armed at all 
 points, where, pray, is the wonder that you take 
 possession of a city or a country, weakly defended 
 perhaps, both by men and means ? But place me 
 among savages, (provided only I can speak their 
 tongue) give me no arms no money ; nay, even 
 strip me of my clothes, and leave me a defenceless, 
 solitary being among thousands, and what will fol- 
 low p I w ill draw tears from the strongest heart 
 among them ; they shall give me bread to eat, 
 clothing to wear, they shall build a house to cover 
 me, and, if my ambition extends so far, they shall 
 choose me for their king ; and this only by the 
 words of my mouth. Now who, I ask you, is most 
 powerful, you or I ? 
 
 " You think it was a glorious thing for Julius 
 Caesar to pass with his captives through the streets 
 of Home. I think it was glorious, too, for Cicero, 
 when, after having exposed and defeated the hor- 
 rible conspiracy of Cataline, and driven him from 
 Borne, he was borne by the most honorable men of 
 the city to his house, along streets crowded with 
 thousands of inhabitants, all hailing him ' Father 
 and savior of his country !' I wish I could be a 
 Cicero, and you might be a Julius Ceesar and an 
 Alexander the Great for me. 
 
 " But come, William," said he, addressing his 
 
TALES AND 6TORIES. 89 
 
 other brother, " who would you choose to be ? 
 and what argument can you bring forward in favor 
 of your choice ?" 
 
 " I," replied William, " would choose to be John 
 Smeaton." 
 
 " John Smeaton," questioned Charles ; " and 
 pray, who in the world was John Smeaton ?" 
 
 " Bless me," said George, " not know John 
 Smeaton ! He was a cobbler, to be sure, and wrote 
 a penny pamphlet, to prove how superior wooden 
 shoes are to Grecian sandals I" 
 
 " Not he, indeed I" interrupted William, indig- 
 nantly ; " he built the Eddystone Lighthouse !' 
 
 " 0, yes yes to be sure he did ! I wonder 
 I should forget it," replied George. "He was a 
 stone-mason, and had the honor of building a wall ! 
 Upon my word, sir, yours is a noble ambition ! 
 Why, Smeaton only did what any man might do I" 
 
 " Not so, either, my good Julius Caesar !" said 
 William. "There are not ten men in England 
 that could have built that lighthouse as well as 
 Smeaton did. It will stand while the world stands. 
 It is a noble proof of the power and ingenuity of 
 man. It defies the almost omnipotent ocean itself, 
 and the other elements can never affect it. 
 
 96 And now, George, consider Smeaton's case with- 
 out your soldierly prejudices. Independently of his 
 work being a masterpiece of human skill, its import- 
 ance will not be lessened by time. Your conquests, 
 
90 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 most potent Csesar ! are wrested from you in your 
 life-time, and your successor will hardly thank you 
 for exhausting your country's treasure, and reducing 
 its population, for a distant empire, which, as soon 
 as you have left it, rises in insurrection, and almost 
 needs re-conquering. Every year, on the contrary, 
 makes that work of Smeaton additionally valuable ; 
 and as the commerce of the country increases, 
 the importance of that wall, as you are pleased to 
 term it, increases also. There's not a ship that 
 comes into the sea but owes its preservation, 
 in a great measure, to that light-house. Thous- 
 ands of lives are preserved by it ; and, when 
 I think of it on a tempestuous night, as I often do, 
 shining out like a star, when every other star is hid- 
 den, a blessing springs into my heart on the skill of 
 that man who, when the endeavor seemed hopeless, 
 confidently went to work and succeeded. 
 
 ".But I'll tell you a story now, about neither 
 Julius Ca3sar, Cicero, nor John Smeaton, and yet 
 which is quite apropos. 
 
 " There was, once upon a time, a little city that 
 stood by the sea. It was very famous it had 
 abundance of treasure twenty thousand soldiers to 
 defend its walls and orators the most eloquent in 
 the world. You may be sure it could not exist 
 without enemies ; its wealth, created many, and its 
 pride provoked more. Accordingly, by some Julius 
 Caesar of those days it was besieged. Twelve thou- 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 91 
 
 sand men encamped round its walls, which extended 
 on three sides, and a powerful fleet blockaded the 
 fourth, which lay open to the sea. The inhabitants 
 of this little city felt themselves of course, amazing- 
 ly insulted by such an attack, and determined im- 
 mediately to drive their audacious enemies like chaft 
 before the wind. They accordingly sallied out, but, 
 unfortunately, were driven back, and were obliged to 
 shelter themselves behind their walls. Seven times 
 this occurred, and the enemy had now been seven 
 months encamped there : it was a thing not to be 
 borne, and a council was called in the city. 
 
 " ' Fight ! fight !' cried the orators ; ( fight for 
 your homes for the graves of your fathers for the 
 temples of your gods !' But in seven defeats the 
 soldiers had been reduced to ten thousand, and the 
 people were less enthusiastic about fighting than the 
 orators expected. Just then a poor man came for- 
 ward, and stepping upon the rostrum begged to pro- 
 pose three things ; first, a plan by which the ene- 
 my might be annoyed ! second, a means of supply- 
 ing the city with fresh water, of which it began to 
 be much in need ; third but scarcely had he named 
 a third, when the impatient orators bade him hold 
 bis peace, and the soldiers thrust him out of the as- 
 sembly, as a cowardly proser, who thought the city 
 could be assisted any way, except by the use of arms. 
 The people seeing him so thrust forth, directly con- 
 cluded that he had proposed some dishonorable 
 
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 means perhaps had been convicted of a design to 
 betray the city ; they therefore joined the outcry of 
 the soldiers, and pursued him with many insults to 
 his humble dwelling, which they were ready to burn 
 over his head. 
 
 " Now this poor man, who had never in all his 
 life wielded a sword, and who had no ambition to do 
 so, and who was but an indifferent speaker, was 
 nevertheless a wise mathematician, and had wonder- 
 ful skill in every mechanical science then known, 
 which -he had the ability, as is common with such 
 men, to apply admirably to every emergency. But 
 he might as well have had no science at all, for any 
 respect it won him ; and though he was a little cha- 
 grined that his well-meant proposition had met no 
 better reception, he shut to his doors, sat down in 
 his house, and turned over his schemes in his head, 
 till he was more sure than ever of their success. In 
 the meantime the enemy brought up monstrous bat- 
 tering-rams, crow-feet, balistse, and all kinds of 
 dreadful engines for the demolishing of the walls, 
 setting fire to the houses, and otherwise distressing 
 the inhabitants. A thousand men were despatched 
 to cut down a neighboring forest, from the trees of 
 which they began to build immense wooden towers, 
 whence they could sling masses of rock into the city. 
 There was a deafening noise all day and all night 
 without the walls, of deadly preparation. The dis- 
 tress of the besieged was now intolerable, and a truce 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 93 
 
 was eagerly desired. A deputation, therefore, of the 
 most honorable citizens, headed by the most elo- 
 quent orators, and preceded by a herald bearing a 
 white flag, went to the camp of the enemy. The 
 orators addressed them in the most powerful, and, 
 as they thought, most soul-touching words ; they 
 craved only a truce of seven days ; but their words 
 fell like snow-flakes upon a rock ; they moved no 
 heart to pity, and the orators were sent back to their 
 city with many marks of ignominy. ' Go back/ said 
 they, 'and our answer shall reach the city before 
 you do/ Accordingly every machine was put in 
 motion. Arrows, hurled by the balistee, fell into 
 the streets like hail, and ponderous stones, falling 
 upon the buildings, threatened destruction to all. 
 The rest of that day the inhabitants kept within 
 their houses, for there was no security in the streets, 
 nor, it must be confessed, much within doors. The 
 next day, when the enemy a little relaxed their ef- 
 forts, the people ventured out, but nothing was 
 heard save lamentations and murmurs. 
 
 " ( We have no bread/ said the people ; c we are 
 dying of thirst ; the little corn that remains, and a 
 few skeleton cattle are reserved for the soldiers, 
 while we are perishing in the streets ! We will 
 open the gates to the enemy rather than see our 
 children die thus before our eyes !' 
 
 " Upon this the orators again came forth. It 
 WP*" n ow no use mounting the rostrum, the people 
 
94 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 were sullen, and would not assemble to hear them ; 
 they therefore came into the streets, and poured 
 forth their patriotic harangues to the murmuring 
 thousands that stood doggedly together. ' Will 
 ye/ they exclaimed, 'give up the city of your 
 fathers' glory to their bitterest enemies ? Speak ! 
 will ye, can ye do it ?' And the people held up 
 their pale and famishing children, saying, l These 
 are our answer these shall speak for us \' 
 
 " Just at that moment, the poor man, filled with 
 compassion for his townspeople and suffering from 
 want equal to their own, stepped forward. f Fellow- 
 townspeople/ said he, ' listen ! There is no need 
 for us and our children to die of hunger ; there is 
 no need for us to. deliver up the city. Only do as I 
 say, and we shall have plenty of provision, and may 
 drive our enemies to !he four winds/ 
 
 " ' What would you have us do ?' asked the peo- 
 pie. 
 
 " ' Why/ said he, ' for every engine that the en- 
 emy brings, bring out one also : defy their battering- 
 rams disable their crow-feet sink a shaft to the 
 river, and* have water in plenty ! Give me but 
 seven days, three brave men, and the means I shall 
 ask, and I will pass through the enemy's fleet, visit 
 the cities which are friendly to us, and return with 
 provisions to stand out the siege yet ten months 
 longer/ 
 
 " Try him ! try him !' said they ; ' we cannot be 
 worse than we are/ 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 95 
 
 " There was an instant re-action in favor of the 
 poor man ; all fell to work at his bidding ; every 
 smith's shop rang with the sound of hammers ; 
 carpenters worked all day and all night construct- 
 ing machines which were enigmas to them. There 
 was such a hum of business for two whole days, that 
 the enemy c'ould not imagine what was going for- 
 wa.rd. In a short time all was ready. A huge ma- 
 chine, the height of the walls, was raised, furnished 
 with a tremendous pair of iron shears ; and no sooner 
 had the enormous crow-foot of the enemy reared 
 itself to pull down a part of the wallj than the 
 shears, catching hold of it, snapped it in two. 
 
 " A roar of applause echoed through the city, and 
 this first successful effort assured them all. The 
 poor man at once obtained the confidence of the 
 city ; all the enemy's deadly machines he counter- 
 acted ; he set fire to their immense wooden tower 
 by balls of inflammable matter, which he flung in 
 at night ; and these exploding suddenly, with hor- 
 rible cracking and hissings, terrified the enemy al- 
 most out of their senses, and bursting up into vol- 
 cano-like fires, threatened to consume not only the 
 tower but the very camp itself. While this was 
 doing the poor man and his three colleagues passed 
 through the fleet in the twilight, in a small vessel 
 constructed for the purpose, which floating on the 
 surface of the water, looked only like a buoy loosen- 
 ed from its hold. No sooner were they outside the 
 
96 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 fleet than they cut away one of the enemy's large 
 boats that lay moored on the shore ; and, hoisting 
 full sail, by help of a favorable wind and good row- 
 ing, they arrived by the end of the next day at a 
 friendly city. There they soon obtained supplies, 
 corn, salted meat, fresh-killed cattle, and everything 
 of which they stood in need. A large vessel was 
 immediately stored and properly manned ; her hull 
 was blackened, so were her masts and sails, and by 
 good rowing, she reached the outside of the harbor 
 by the next evening. There they waited till it was 
 quite dark, and then with every oar muffled, silent- 
 ly as the fall of night, yet swiftly as a bird, they 
 passed through the midst of the fleet without being 
 detected ; and by the next daybreak the vessel lay 
 moored upon the quay of the city. 
 
 " That, indeed, was a morning of triumph ! Men, 
 women, and children, thronged down in thousands. 
 Food was abundant ; they all ate and were satisfied. 
 But the extent of the poor man's service was not 
 known when they merely satisfied their hunger ; 
 he had induced the friendly city to send yet further 
 supplies, with a fleet which should not only attack 
 the enemy's ships, but land a body of soldiers whose 
 object would be to fall suddenly upon the camp in 
 the rear, while the soldiers in the city made a sally 
 on the front. Accordingly, the next day, the sea 
 outside the harbor was covered with ships. The en- 
 emy was in great consternation. All fell out as the 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 97 
 
 poor man had foreseen. After very little fighting, 
 the enemy had permission to retire, leaving as hos- 
 tages three of their principal men, till an amount of 
 treasure was sent in which quite made up the losses 
 of the siege. 
 
 " As you may suppose, after this, nohody thought 
 they could sufficiently honor the poor man ; his 
 deeds were written in the annals of the city, and 
 ever after he was universally called ' the savior of 
 his country/ 
 
 " And so you see, the poor man, by his science 
 and skill, could do more for his city than either sol- 
 diers or orators." 
 
 " Upon my word/' said both the brothers in the 
 same breath, " there's truth in it." 
 
98 
 
 M ER R Y S BOOK OF 
 
 THE COURTSHIP OF THE STORK-CALIF. 
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 
 T was on one fine summer's 
 evening, Chasid, the calif of 
 Bagdad, was lazily reclining 
 ; upon his sofa. After having 
 slept awhile, for it was ex- 
 ceedingly warm, the calit 
 awoke in a very good humor. 
 He was smoking from a long 
 rosewood pipe, drinking, at 
 intervals, the fragrant coffee which a slave held for 
 him ; and while tasting it, he stroked, with an air 
 of great satisfaction, his long, fine beard. In short, 
 any one could see at a glance that the calif was in a 
 happy frame of mind. 
 
 At such times, his highness appeared very affable, 
 and exhibited much condescension and kindness even 
 to the lowest of his subjects who brought any busi- 
 ness to him. Therefore this was the hour that 
 Manzour, his grand vizier, had selected to pay his 
 daily visit to him. The grand vizier came this day 
 as usual to the palace ; but, what was very unusual 
 with him, his countenance wore a very serious 
 aspect. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 99 
 
 " Ah, why do you have such a sober countenance, 
 grand vizier ?" said the surprised calif, taking for an 
 instant his pipe from his lips. 
 
 " My lord," replied the vizier, crossing his arms 
 upon his breast, and bowing very low, " I was not 
 conscious that my countenance betrayed, in spite of 
 myself, the secret thoughts of my heart ; but I just 
 now saw, as I entered here, a Jew who was display- 
 ing such fine merchandize, that I confess to you that 
 I was much vexed that I had not more money." 
 
 The calif, who had sought for a long time for 
 some opportunity of bestowing a favor upon his 
 grand vizier, for whom he had a real affection, made 
 a sign to one of his slaves to go and bring the mer- 
 chant. 
 
 The Jew came as soon as he was commanded. 
 He was a little man, with a dusky skin, and a nose 
 shriveled and crooked, his upper lip thin, and turned 
 upon either side by two large yellow teeth, the only 
 ones that remained in his mouth. His little green, 
 serpent-looking eyes glittered like fire under his 
 heavy eyebrows. As soon as he appeared before the 
 calif, he touched the floor with his forehead, and 
 advanced as if he were crawling, while, with the 
 appearance of smiling, he* displayed the most fright- 
 ful grin that ever spread itself upon a human coun- 
 tenance. He carried before him, suspended by a 
 large strap which hung from his crooked shoulders, 
 a box of sandal-wood, in which were packed all 
 
100 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 kinds of precious wares, which his black, hairy hand 
 displayed to the eyes of his customers with the skill- 
 ful cunning of a true son of Judea. 
 
 There were pearls of Ophir, hung in ear-rings, 
 gold rings, studded with diamonds, which the eye 
 could scarcely look at, so great was their brilliancy ; 
 also richly wrought pistols, onyx stones, ivory combs, 
 inlaid with gold, and a thousand other jewels not 
 less rare and costly. After having examined them 
 all, the calif bought for Manzour, and for himself, 
 magnificent pistols, and for the wife of his vizier, a 
 wrought silver comb, surrounded with a crown of 
 fine pearls, which made it the richest and the most 
 beautiful thing in the world. 
 
 As the merchant was about closing his box, the 
 calif, who could not take his eyes off from it, dis- 
 covered a little drawer which had not been opened, 
 and asked if he had not some other jewels there. 
 The merchant opened the little apartment which 
 the calif pointed out, and took from it a kind of 
 snuff-box, containing a black powder wrapped in a 
 paper, written over with singular characters, of 
 which neither Chasid nor Manzour could decipher a 
 single word. 
 
 " This box came to me," said the Jew, " from a 
 merchant who had found it in the road going to 
 Mecca. I do not know what it is ; however, it is at 
 your service, if you wish for it. I know nothing at 
 all about it." 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 101 
 
 The calif, although very ignorant, gladly collected 
 in the shelves of his library all kinds of curiosities 
 and old parchments. He bought the snuff-box and 
 the manuscript, and dismissed the merchant, who 
 walked out backward, bowing as low as when he 
 entered. 
 
 Chasid contemplated joyfully his acquisition ; but 
 not, however, without earnestly wishing that he 
 knew what was signified by the writing on the paper^ 
 which he turned over mechanically in his hands. 
 
 " Do you not know any person who can read to 
 me this writing ?" said he, at lafct, to his grand 
 vizier. 
 
 " Most gracious lord/' replied the latter, " 1 know 
 a man, just opposite the grand mosque, who is called 
 Selim the Learned. He understands, they say, all 
 languages. Send some one to seek him ; perhaps he 
 can explain these mysterious characters." 
 
 Two slaves were sent to find Selim the Learned, 
 with orders to bring him there immediately. 
 
 " Selim," said the calif to him as he entered, " I 
 am told that you are versed in the knowledge of all 
 languages. Examine this writing, and see if you 
 can read it. If you can explain it to me, I will give 
 you a holiday dress entirely new ; but if you are 
 unable to read it, you shall be beaten with twelve 
 blows and twenty-five strokes upon the soles of your 
 feet, for having usurped *the noble name of "The 
 Learned." 
 
102 MERRY' s BOOK OF 
 
 Selim bowed, and replied, "Let your will be 
 done, master/' Then he considered attentively the 
 writing which had been given him. Suddenly he 
 exclaimed, " It is Latin, my lord, or may I be 
 hanged !" 
 
 " Well, Latin or Greek, tell us quickly what is 
 there," said the calif, impatiently. 
 
 Selim hastened to translate it, and read thus : 
 " Whoever thou art who findest this article, thank 
 Allah for the favor he has deigned to give thee. 
 He who takes a pinch of the powder contained in 
 this box, and says at the same time, MUTABOR 
 (I will be changed,) the same shall be changed, 
 according to his own desire, into whatever animal he 
 pleases, and shall also understand the ideas which 
 those animals communicate in their language. If 
 he shall wish again to return to the human form, 
 let him bow three times towards the East while 
 pronouncing the same word, and the charm is broken. 
 Only beware, oh, thou who attemptest this ordeal 
 beware of laughing while thou art changed ! 
 Otherwise the magic word will irrecoverably escape 
 from thy memory, and thou wilt be condemned to 
 remain forever in the race of animals." 
 
 As soon as Selim had finished the translation of 
 the cabalistic paper, the calif experienced such a 
 degree of pleasure, that he could hardly contain 
 himself. After having nfade the wise man swear 
 never to reveal to any person the secret which he 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 103 
 
 possessed, he hastened to send him away, but not 
 before he had clothed him with a magnificent robe 
 of silk, which added not a little to the respect which 
 Selim the Learned already enjoyed in Bagdad. 
 
 He had hardly departed when the calif gave him- 
 self up to his joy. " This is what I call a famous 
 bargain," exclaimed he. " What pleasure, my dear 
 Manzour, to be able to be changed into an animal ! 
 To-morrow morning, you come and find me ; we 
 will go together into the fields ; we will take my 
 precious snuff-box, and then we shall understand all 
 that is spoken and sung, whispered and murmured, 
 in the air and in the water, in the woods and in the 
 fields." 
 
 CHAPTER II. 
 
 THE night seemed very long to the impatient 
 calif. At length the morning dawned, and 
 immediately, to the great surprise of his slaves, 
 Chasid rose from his bed. He had scarcely taken 
 his breakfast and dressed, when his grand vizier 
 presented himself, as he had been commanded, to 
 accompany him in his walk. 
 
 Without any delay, the calif slipped into his 
 girdle the magic snuff-box ; and, taking the arm of 
 his vizier, after having commanded his attendants to 
 wait behind, he commenced immediately, in com- 
 pany with his faithful Manzour, this venturesome 
 expedition. 
 
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 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 They walked through the large gardens of the 
 palace, but in vain ; they did not meet a single 
 thing upon which to try their magic skill. At last, 
 the grand vizier proposed to go farther, to a pond, 
 where he had often seen, he said, many animals of 
 
 various kinds, and especially some storks, whose 
 awkward gait and singular chuckings had always 
 arrested his attention. The calif gladly agreed to 
 the proposal of his vizier, and they both proceeded 
 towards the indicated way. Just as they reached 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 105 
 
 the borders of the pond, our two friends perceived 
 an old stork walking slowly, to and fro, hunting for 
 frogs, and muttering, I know not what, with his 
 long beak ; and at the same time they noticed in 
 the air, at a great height, another of these birds, 
 whose flight appeared to be directed toward that 
 side. 
 
 " I will wager my beard, gracious lord," said the 
 vizier, " that these two birds are going to converse 
 with each other. What say you ? Shall we change 
 ourselves into storks ?" 
 
 "With all my heart," replied the calif; "but 
 first let us recall the way by which we can become 
 men again." 
 
 " Nothing is easier," said the vizier, in a bold 
 voice ; " we must bo\JWhrice toward the East while 
 saying ' MUTABOB/ " 
 
 " And I shall become the calif, and you the 
 vizier/' interrupted the calif. " But we must not 
 laugh ; for if we do, we are certainly lost." 
 
 While the calif was speaking, they distinctly 
 perceived, soaring above their heads, and gradually 
 descending toward the earth, the stork, which at 
 first seemed only a black spot in the sky. Unable 
 to wait longer, he quickly drew the snuff-box from 
 his girdle ; he took from it a large pinch then, 
 presenting it to his vizier, who did the same, they 
 both exclaimed, " MUTABOR !" 
 
 The magic word was scarcely spoken, when their 
 
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 legs shriveled up and became slim and brown. At 
 the same instant, the beautiful yellow slippers of 
 the calif, and those of his companion, turned into 
 the ugly feet of a stork ; their arms became wings, 
 their necks shot out an ell above their shoulders ; 
 and, finally, to complete the change, their beards 
 varnished, and their bodies were covered with soft 
 hair. 
 
 " You have a very fine beak, sir," cried the calif, 
 arousing from his great surprise. " By the beard of 
 the Prophet ! I have never seen any thing equal to 
 this." 
 
 " I thank you very respectfully,'' replied the grand 
 vizier, bending his long neck ; " but if I may be 
 allowed, I would say to your highness that, for my 
 part, it seems to have a rat* better appearance in 
 a stork than in a calif." 
 
 " Flatterer," said the calif, " the metamorphosis 
 has not changed you." 
 
 " No, indeed," declared the vizier, with the great- 
 est seriousness, "I have told you only the truth. 
 But come a little, if you please, toward the side of 
 our comrades, and let us see if we know truly how 
 to speak like a stork." 
 
 While they had been thus conversing, the stork 
 had reached the ground. After having carefully 
 cleaned her feet, and arranged her feathers by means 
 of her. beak, she advanced towards the hunter of 
 frogs, who was continuing still the same employ- 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 107 
 
 ment. The calif and his vizier hastened to join 
 them and I leave you to imagine what was their 
 astonishment on hearing the following dialogue : 
 
 " Good-morning, Madam Longshanks if, indeed, 
 it is morning upon the earth." 
 
 " A thousand thanks, my dear Miss Pretty Bill. 
 I was just going to fish for a little breakfast, which 
 I shall be very much honored if you will take with 
 me. A quarter of a lizard, or a leg of a frog, will, 
 perhaps, agree with you." 
 
 " I am much obliged ; but I have no appetite : 
 I have come to this field for another purpose. I am 
 to dance this evening at a great ball which my 
 father gives, and I wish to practice a little by my- 
 self." 
 
 Saying thus, the yoifcg stork began to leap about 
 and to describe upon the field the most grotesque 
 figures. The calif and the grand vizier gazed upon 
 everything with staring eyes and wide-open beaks, 
 hardly able to repress their astonishment. But 
 when the young dancer, in the last figure, stood 
 upon one foot in the position of a sylph, bending 
 her body, and flapping gracefully her wings, they 
 could not restrain themselves any longer. A loud 
 laugh burst from them, so powerful and so irresist- 
 ible, that it was some time before they could con- 
 trol it. 
 
 The calif spoke first. " Truly," exclaimed he, 
 " this is a good jest, a fine amusement. It is only 
 
108 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 too bad that those foolish birds were frightened at 
 our laughter ; had it not been for that, they were 
 just going to sing." 
 
 Just then the vizier remembered that laughing 
 was strictly forbidden during their metamorphosis, 
 under the penalty of forever remaining a beast, and 
 this thought hushed his gayety ; his countenance 
 became pale ; he imparted to the calif his trouble. 
 
 " I declare," exclaimed the calif, i ' by Mecca and 
 Medina ! this will be a very bad joke if I have got 
 to be a stork. But stop ; let us think a little what 
 we must do to change ourselves. I have not the 
 least idea." 
 
 " We must bow thrice toward the east," replied 
 the vizier, quickly ; <c saying at the same time, Mu 
 Mu Mu what is the wgpl ? But let us try 
 perhaps it will come to us." 
 
 So the two storks saluted the sun, and bowed so 
 low that their long beaks grazed the earth. But 
 oh, miserable ones ! the magic word had fled from 
 their memory. In vain the calif bowed and bowed 
 again ; in vain Manzour exhausted himself in crying 
 Mu Mu Mu. They had both of them lost the 
 remembrance of the last syllables. 
 
 And now, indeed, the unhappy Chasid and his 
 unfortunate vizier were changed into storks, and 
 remained in a feathered condition much longer than 
 they had wished. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 109 
 
 CHAPTER III. 
 
 OUR two poor unfortunate beings wandered slow- 
 ly about the fields, their brain wearied with the 
 endeavors they had made to break the charm which 
 held them captives, and in their misery they knew 
 not what to do. For an instant they bethought 
 themselves of returning to the city, and to endeavor 
 to make themselves known. But who would believe 
 that a mean stork was the renowned calif Chasid ? 
 And even if it were believed, would the inhabitants 
 of Bagdad allow themselves to be governed by a 
 prince of so strange an appearance ? 
 
 Thus they wandered many days, barely subsisting 
 upon wild fruits, which they could scarcely swallow 
 on account of their long beaks. As to the lizards 
 and frogs which their new companions were so fond 
 of, they thought them scarcely suitable for a royal 
 diet, and moreover they feared the results of such 
 articles of food in their stomach. The only pleasure 
 left them in their sad situation, was the faculty of 
 flying, which they with the rest had so dearly 
 bought ; so they often flew to the high towers of 
 Bagdad, to see what was going on in the city. 
 
 The first time that they resorted there, the people 
 collected in the streets, exhibited a scene of great 
 disquietude mixed with deep grief. This rent the 
 heart of the poor vizier. But the fourth day after 
 
110 MERRY'S BOOK OP 
 
 their transformation, as our two birds were just 
 lighting upon a tower in the calif's palace, behold ! 
 suddenly they perceived a magnificent procession, 
 which marched through the streets to the joyous 
 flourish of trumpets and drums. Mounted upon a 
 horse splendidly equipped, which Chasid recognized, 
 under its velvet trappings, as his own favorite ani- 
 mal, a man clothed in a scarlet cloak, embroidered 
 with gold, rode triumphantly, surrounded with a 
 body-guard in brilliant costumes, and half of Bagdad 
 bowed before him, crying, " Hail, Mezia ! hail to the 
 king of Bagdad 1" 
 
 At this moment the two storks, who were perched 
 upon the top of the palace, looked at each other, 
 and Chasid spoke : 
 
 " Do you not now understand the cause of our 
 transformation, grand vizier ? This Mezia is the 
 son of my deadliest enemy, the powerful magician 
 Kaschnur, who in an evil hour swore an implacable 
 hatred against me. But I have not yet lost all 
 hope. Let us go to the tomb of the Prophet, and 
 perhaps the influence of that sacred place will be 
 able to break the charm." 
 
 The two storks then left the tower of the palace, 
 and set out for the coast of Medina. 
 
 The poor birds did their best to regulate their 
 flying with each other, but this was not easy, for 
 they had had so little practice. 
 
 " My lord," sighed the grand vizier, after a couple 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 Ill 
 
 of hours, " pardon me, but I can not hold myself up 
 any longer ; you fly too high for me. It is already 
 late, and it will be prudent, I think, to seek a rest- 
 ing place for the night." 
 
 Chasid was a kind prince ; he heard with a com- 
 passionate ear the entreaty of his grand vizier, and 
 immediately he directed his flight to some ruins 
 which they had just discovered at the bottom of the 
 valley. 
 
 This place which our two birds sought, had for- 
 
 
 merly l)een occupied as avast castle. Beautiful and 
 lofty columns, which rose here and there in the 
 midst of the ruins, and many parlors still well pre- 
 served, bore wit tess to the former magnificence of 
 the place. Chasid and his companion were wander- 
 
112 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 ing around a labyrinth of immense corridors, seeking 
 some little place for a shelter, when suddenly the 
 stork Manzour stood still as if petrified. 
 
 " Master," whispered the vizier, in a faint voice, 
 " if it were not very foolish for a prime minister, 
 and still more for a stork to be afraid of phantoms, 
 I would confess that I am really frightened ; some- 
 thing has breathed and groaned near us." 
 
 The calif stopped to listen, and heard a light sob, 
 which seemed to come from a human being rather 
 than from an animal. Full of anxiety, he wished to 
 proceed immediately to the place whence these 
 plaintive sounds issued, but the prudent vizier catch- 
 ing him by the end of his wing entreated him not to 
 rush into new and unknown dangers. But in vain. 
 The calif, who bore a brave heart under the plumage 
 of a stork, tore himself from the beak of his vizier, 
 and, without hesitation, plunged headlong into a 
 dark corridor. 
 
 He was not delayed by a gate which seemed sim- 
 ply closed, and beyond which came to him still more 
 distinctly the repeated sobs and groans. Chasid 
 continued resolutely to advance, but he had scarcely 
 entered the gate, when surprise chained him to the 
 threshold. 
 
 In one of the chambers in the ruin which was 
 lighted by a little grated window, he just perceived, 
 retired in the remotest corner, an enormous owl. 
 Large tears stood in her great yellow eyes, and sti- 
 
TALES AND STORIES 
 
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 fled sobs escaped from her crooked beak. But in 
 spite of the grief which seemed to overwhelm her, she 
 could not refrain from uttering a cry of joy at the 
 sight of the calif and his companion who had rejoin- 
 ed him. She gracefully wiped away, with her spot- 
 ted wings, the tears which filled her eyes, and to the 
 great astonishment of the two adventurers, she cried 
 out in good Arabic 
 
 " Welcome, dear birds ; you are to me the delight- 
 ful presage of my speedy deliverance, for it was 
 once predicted that storks should bring great happi- 
 ness to me." 
 
114 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 As soon as the calif had recovered from the sur- 
 prise which the sight of this strange apparition had 
 caused, he bowed courteously with his long beak, 
 and raising himself as well as he could upon his 
 slender legs, he replied, 
 
 " Madam owl, after what you have said, I think 
 I am not mistaken in seeing in you a person whose 
 misfortunes seem to have much resemblance to our 
 own. But, alas ! the hope which you cherish of ob- 
 taining your deliverance through us, seems to me in 
 vain ; and you may shortly know for yourself the ex- 
 tent of our helplessness, if you will deign to listen to 
 our history." 
 
 The owl having politely entreated him to relate it, 
 the calif, who prided himself upon his fine speaking, 
 commenced the relation of his misfortunes, with 
 which we are already acquainted. 
 
 CHAPTER IV. 
 
 WHEN the calif had finished his story, the owl 
 thanked him for his kindness, and said to him, 
 " Hear now my history, and see if my misfortune is 
 not fully equal to yours. My father is one of 
 the most powerful kings of India, and I, his only 
 and too unfortunate daughter, was formerly called 
 the Princess Lnsa. The same magician who trans- 
 formed you, also plunged me into my misfortune. 
 Belying upon the terror which his infamous science 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 115 
 
 usually inspires, he dared to come one day to my 
 father's court, and to demand me in marriage for 
 his son Mirza. Indignant at such audacity from a 
 vile juggler, my father commanded the wretch to be 
 thrown from the top of the palace. Kaschnur es- 
 caped, but he swore to be revenged. 
 
 " A little while afterward the wretch, who could 
 change his appearance according to his wish, glided 
 in unperceived among the persons who waited upon 
 me, and one summer's evening, as I was walking in 
 my garden with the intention of taking some re- 
 freshments, he, concealed under the garb of a slave 
 presented to me some kind of beverage, I know not 
 what, which quickly caused in me this frightful 
 change. 
 
 " I had fainted. When I recovered consciousness, 
 I was in this condition, and I heard the horrible 
 voice of the magician crying in my ears : 
 
 " ' You shall remain thus to the end of your life, 
 disfigured, hideous, a terror even to animals them- 
 selves, at least until some one is found, who of his 
 own free will, and in spite of your repelling appear- 
 ance, shall consent to marry you. Thus I am re- 
 venged upon you and your haughty father/ 
 
 " Since that time many months have passed ; and 
 the sad victim of an infamous magician, I have 
 wandered in these solitary ruins, an object of aver- 
 sion and disgust to everything that lives. Oh ! if I 
 could but enjoy the sight of beautiful nature ! but, 
 
116 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 alas ! I am blind during the day, and it is only 
 when the silver moon sheds upon the earth her faint 
 light that my eyes are freed from the thick vail that 
 covers them." 
 
 The owl finished speaking, and again wiped her 
 eyes with the end of her wings, for the relation of 
 her misfortunes caused her tears again to flow. 
 
 While the princess was speaking, the calif had 
 fallen into a deep reverie. 
 
 " If I am not mistaken," said he, " there is a 
 common link between us unfortunate beings, but 
 how shall we find the key to this enigma ?" 
 
 " My lord," replied the owl, " I think the same I 
 have already told you, that long ago, a kind of ma- 
 gician predicted that a stork should bring great 
 happiness to me at some future time. Well ! I be- 
 lieve I have an idea which might assist us in escap- 
 ing from this frightful labyrinth." 
 
 " Explain yourself," cried the calif, anxiously. 
 
 " The magician who has " caused our misfortunes 
 comes once a month to these ruins. Not far from 
 here is a spacious parlor, where he and his friend as- 
 semble for their nightly revels. I have very often 
 watched them there. It may happen, said I to my- 
 self suddenly, that during some of these times, 
 Kaschnur may let fall from him the word you have 
 forgotten." 
 
 " Oh, my dear princess !" exclaimed the calif, 
 " tell me quickly, when does he come ? Where is 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 117 
 
 the parlor ?" The owl hesitated a moment, and 
 then replied. 
 
 " Do not be angry, my lord, but before I can as- 
 sist you in obtaining your deliverance, I must add a 
 condition." 
 
 " Speak, speak quickly," cried the impatient calif; 
 " command me, I am all ready." 
 
 " I can, as far as I am concerned, be delivered im- 
 mediately, but this can not be done," added she, 
 modestly lowering her large yellow eyes, " unless 
 one of you shall offer me your hand." 
 
 This proposal rather disconcerted the two storks, 
 and the calif touching the vizier with his wing, 
 drew him aside and spoke to him. 
 
 " Grand vizier, this is a foolish business, but I de- 
 pend upon your assistance in order to get ourselves 
 out of it." 
 
 " Indeed," replied Manzour, u my beloved wife 
 would be vexed enough when I should return home ; 
 and besides, I am an old man ; but you, my lord, 
 you are young and unmarried, you are just the one 
 for a handsome young princess/' 
 
 "Ah, that's the difficulty," said the calif, leaning 
 upon his wing. " How do you know that she is 
 young and handsome ? We shall buy a pig in a 
 poke, as they say." 
 
 They conversed together some time ; finally, 
 when the calif perceived that his grand vizier would 
 remain forever a stork than to marry the owl, 
 
118 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 he resolved himself to fulfill the condition she im- 
 posed. 
 
 Transported with joy at this assurance, the owl 
 confessed to them that they could not have arrived at 
 a more seasonable time, for in truth the magician 
 and his friends would come that very night to their 
 accustomed place of meeting ; so, leaving their re- 
 treat, she guided the birds toward the spot where 
 their fate would be decided. 
 
 After having followed her a few moments through 
 a gloomy corridor, a brilliant light suddenly shone 
 through a broken wall. The owl then recommend- 
 ed the two birds to keep a strict silence, and they all 
 continued carefully to advance as far as the opening 
 through which the light gleamed, and which was 
 large enough to allow them to observe at a distance 
 all that was transpiring on the other side. 
 
 In the center of a vast parlor, somewhat less 
 dilapidated than the rest of the castle, and which 
 was brilliantly illuminated, stood a large round table 
 loaded with meats and wines of all sorts. Eight 
 men splendidly dressed, sat around this table, re- 
 clining upon rich sofas ; and the hearts of the two 
 storks beat loudly, when they recognized among 
 them the pretended merchant who had sold them 
 the magic powder. 
 
 The feast continued a long time. The night was 
 almost spent, and our two unfortunate friends heard 
 nothing which related to them. They began to 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 119 
 
 despair. Half of the guests were sleeping, and the 
 other half, wearied with eating and drinking, were 
 preparing to do the same, when the neighbor of the 
 pretended merchant touched him on his elbow, 
 saying, 
 
 " Well, Kaschnur, tell us of your last exploits, 
 what have you been doing for us ?" 
 
 The latter, without more entreaties, immediately 
 related a long list of infamous deeds, among which 
 was the history of the calif and his vizier. 
 
 " And what was the word that you gave them ?" 
 interrupted the magician. 
 
 " A paltry Latin word," replied the latter, laugh- 
 ing at his own exploits ; " and moreover one which 
 is not easily remembered : MUTABOR." 
 
 CHAPTER v. 
 
 mRANSPORTED with joy at having regained 
 JL this unfortunate word, the storks hastened to- 
 ward the entrance of the ruins with such rapidity, 
 that the owl could scarcely follow them. The calif, 
 however, turning to her as she joined them, said to 
 her in a tender voice, " Thou who hast been indeed 
 our deliverer, generous owl, receive my hand as a 
 token of my lasting gratitude for the service you 
 have done for us." 
 
 The calif and the vizier both together turned 
 toward the east. Three times their long necks 
 
120 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 bowed toward the sun, whose rays were just illumi- 
 nating the tops of the mountains. At length the 
 magic word MUTABOR burst from their beaks, and 
 they were changed into men I 
 
 Incapable of speaking, so great was their joy, the 
 master and his servant gazed at each other with 
 astonishment. They fell into each other's arms 
 weeping and laughing at the same time. 
 
 But who can describe their surprise when, looking 
 around, they perceived a beautiful young maiden, 
 richly dressed, standing by their side. She advanced, 
 smiling, and holding out her hand to the calif. 
 " You do not recognize any longer your poor owl 1" 
 said she. She was so charming, that the calif, 
 struck with her grace and beauty, could not refrain 
 from declaring, as he fell upon his knees, that he 
 regarded his having been a stork as the greatest 
 happiness of his life, since it was owing to that 
 transformation that he had met with her. 
 
 The return of the calif to Bagdad, with his faith- 
 ful Manzour, was welcomed by the people with 
 unanimous joy. But all the testimonies of affec- 
 tion which surrounded them, only increased the 
 hatred of Chasid and the vizier against the perfidious 
 Mirza. They advanced hastily to the palace, and 
 took the old magician and his son prisoners. By 
 the order of the calif, the old man was conducted to 
 the same place where he had imprisoned the owl, 
 and was there hung from the top of the highest 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 121 
 
 tower. As for the son, who was ignorant of all the 
 evil deeds of his father, the calif gave him his choice 
 to die or to take a pinch of snuff. 
 
 " Do you use it ?" said the vizier to him with a 
 most laughable air, as he presented the snuff-box to 
 him, while on the other side a slave held a drawn 
 sabre, ready to strike at the least signal. 
 
 Mirza hastily plunged his fingers into the magic 
 box. A large pinch, accompanied with an emphatic 
 MUTABOE, caused him in the twinkling of an eye to 
 be changed into a fine, large stork, and the poor bird 
 being shut up in a huge cage, was carried to the 
 califs gardens, where he served a long time for the 
 amusement of the loungers of Bagdad. 
 
 Chasid and the princess, his wife, lived many long 
 and happy years together ; but the happiest mo- 
 ments of the calif were those when his grand vizier 
 came every day to see him at noon. 
 
 Often on his arrival, he would relate their strange 
 adventure, and when the calif was in a jovial humor, 
 he would amuse himself by imitating the grand 
 vizier, and mimicking his gait as a stork. With 
 bent neck and stiff legs, he would march slowly 
 around the room, clapping and fluttering his wings ; 
 then he would imitate the wo-begone appearance of 
 the poor vizier, when he was vainly bowing toward 
 the east, endeavoring to cry Mu Mu Mu. 
 
 This trick was every time a new amusement for 
 the calif's wife and children. But if Chasid clapped 
 
122 
 
 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 and fluttered his wings and bowed and cried Mu 
 Mu Mu too long a time, the grand vizier, piqued 
 at last at the foolish figure which his master pre- 
 sented of him, threatened to reveal to the princess, 
 his wife, the contention which they had formerly 
 between them who should marry the poor owl. 
 
 The calif then ceased, but could not be prevented 
 from commencing again on the morrow in spite of 
 the good vizier's threats, which however were never 
 followed by any disastrous results. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 123 
 
 THE NEW SKATES. 
 
 THE PLEASURES OF WINTER. 
 
 f f T DO hope the canal will freeze over to-night, so 
 
 JL that I can try my new skates in the morning,' 
 said Freddy Holland, one cold evening to his school- 
 mates. 
 
 "It's cold enough to freeze anything, I should 
 think ; but have you new skates ?" 
 
 " Yes ; father bought me a beautiful pair this 
 morning ; come home with me, and I'll show them 
 to you/' 
 
 " Agreed ! boys, let's all go home by Mr. Hol- 
 land's, and see Fred's new skates !" 
 
 " Well, I will for one," and I for two," said 
 another ; and so on, laughing and shouting, the 
 troop of boys drew up in front of Mr. Holland's hand- 
 some residence. 
 
124 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 " Now for a sight of the new skates !" 
 
 " Just let me put my books in the house, and 
 then I'll bring them out to you," said Fred. " I 
 know you will all say they are well worth looking at." 
 
 " Oh ! but they are grand ones ;" was the univer- 
 sal exclamation when Fred, reappeared with hia 
 skates. " Why, I never saw any like them I" 
 
 " No, they are a new kind ; Mr. Smith unpacked 
 them last night ; father bought the very best pair 
 from the lot, and he picked out the highest-priced 
 pair, too ; how glad I felt when I saw them \" 
 
 " Well, if they ain't just the nicest skates that 
 ever were seen ; they must have cost a great deal, 
 though 1" 
 
 " Father never buys a poor article ; and there is 
 not another such a pair of skates nearer than New 
 York city," said Fred., boastingly. 
 
 " Oh, if Mr. Smith received a lot of them, I guess 
 there are others as good as yours," said Jemmy 
 Fritz, laughing. 
 
 " I tell you there ain't ; the others are very nice, 
 but these cost a half a dollar more than any of 
 them." 
 
 " You always think your things a little better 
 than other people's ; how much are the others ?" 
 
 " Different prices two dollars, a dollar and a 
 half, and some a dollar and a quarter." 
 
 " I've got a dollar and a quarter, of my own 
 money I mean to have a pair of them !" 
 
TALKS AND STORIES. 125 
 
 " I mean to coax father to get me a pair." 
 
 " Father has promised me a new pair this winter ; 
 I hope he will get them to-night." 
 
 " 1 mean to have a pair before this time to-mor- 
 row." 
 
 Just then two men passed by, and one said to the 
 other, " It is stinging cold, to-night ; I think the 
 canal will be closed before morning." 
 
 " Good news !" cried Fred., clapping his hands. 
 
 " I tell you what it is, boys, let all of us who 
 can raise skates, meet on the ice right after break- 
 fast, and skate till school-time." 
 
 " Well, that will be fine." 
 
 "You will come, won't you, Edwin ?" 
 
 " I wish I could," replied Edwin sadly, " but I 
 haven't any skates." 
 
 " Can't your father get you a pair ?" asked one 
 of the boys. 
 
 " He hasn't any father," said another, compas- 
 sionately. " Hasn't he ? I didn't know that." 
 
 All the boys felt so sorry for Edwin, that they 
 did not care to talk about their skating any longer. 
 They wanted to say something to comfort him, but, 
 boy-like, they did not know how ; so they separated 
 for their different homes, each one thinking how 
 hard it was for a little boy to have no father, to buy 
 him skates and other nice things. 
 
 " Oh, those beautiful skates !" thought Edwin, as 
 he walked slowly home, " I do wish I had a pair ; I 
 
126 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 wonder if mother couldn't get them ?" But when 
 he went to the house, and saw his mother toiling 
 over her sewing to get them needful food, he felt 
 that it would be useless to ask her. " I wonder if 
 there is no other way in which I can get them," 
 thought he ; and long after he had gone to hed that 
 night, he lay tossing and wondering to himselt 
 whether he could not earn the money to buy them. 
 The next morning he called at Mr. Smith's store to 
 look at the skates, and saw a pair for a dollar and a 
 half, which he thought just as good as those over 
 which Freddy bad boasted so. " Nice article that," 
 Baid Mr. Smith ; " is just about the right size for you." 
 
 " Mr. Smith," Edwin began, and then he cleared 
 his throat two or three times before he could get on ; 
 " Mr. Smith, is there any way in which I can earn 
 money enough to pay for these ?" 
 
 " Why, yes ; the boy that I had here to run of 
 errands, and carry home parcels, is sick ; if you 
 choose to come and take his place, you can earn them 
 in a few days." 
 
 " I should like to, but mother wishes me to go to 
 school." 
 
 " And you wish the skates ?" 
 
 " Yes, sir." 
 
 " Well, if you will come to me a couple of hours 
 in the morning, and again in the evening when 
 school is done, you shall have the skates in two 
 weeks. Do you think your mother can let you ?" 
 
TALES AND STORIES. . 127 
 
 " I guess so, sir ; I'll go home and ask her." 
 
 His mother readily gave her permission, when 
 she saw how anxious her little boy was to get the 
 skates. So Edwin began to get up very early in the 
 morning, that he might finish all his mother wanted 
 done by breakfast- time, and be ready to go and work 
 for Mr. Smith immediately after. 
 
 A hopeful spirit makes a light foot, and Edwin 
 was so quick in doing errands that Mr. Smith was 
 greatly pleased with him, and in about three days 
 said, " Edwin, to-morrow is Saturday ; if you will 
 come and help me all day, you shall have the skates 
 to take home with you. My other boy will be back 
 next week. Edwin's eyes glistened as he ran home 
 to tell his mother the good news. He heard the 
 shouts of the boys on the canal (for it was now a 
 fine skating- place,) and said to himself, " To-mor- 
 row night at this time I'll be with them, and as 
 happy as a king with my new skates, all my own 
 earning !" He found his mother busy preparing 
 something for his grandmother's rheumatism, and 
 as the^old lady groaned out with the pain in her 
 shoulder, she said, " I am afraid I shall always have 
 it, until I can get a warm shawl to wear in cold 
 weather." 
 
 " Do put on your black one," said his mother. 
 
 " Oh, no, I hope to get to church again, when 
 spring comes, and must keep that shawl decent to 
 wear there. Besides, it is not thick enough to keep 
 
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 off rheumatism ; a little blanket shawl would be the 
 thing." 
 
 " I know it, and I must try and get you one very 
 soon." 
 
 " Hasn't grandmother any warm shawl ?" asked 
 Edwin. 
 
 " No." 
 
 " How much would it cost, mother ?" 
 
 " About a dollar and a half." 
 
 " Just the price of my skates," thought the boy, 
 " how nice it would be for me to give her a shawl ! 
 How I should enjoy to see her wear it, and in think- 
 ing I had helped to keep away her rheumatism ! 
 But then, I should have to go without the skates ; 
 all the other boys have them, and it would be so 
 pleasant to go with them to the canal to-morrow 
 night. Shall I give up all my pleasure or not ? 
 I'll think about it." He did think not only that 
 night, but all the next day while doing errands. 
 When he had carried home " the last parcel for his 
 employer, he went back to get his pay ; and when 
 that gentleman laid down the skates, saying, 
 " There they are, my boy, all your own may you 
 have many a merry time with them," his heart 
 swelled with joy for a moment, to think that he 
 owned the long coveted skates. But then he re- 
 membered his grandmother, and though the tears 
 sprung to his eyes, he said in a tolerably steady 
 voice, " Would you as lief, sir, that I should take 
 one of those blanket shawls instead of the skates?" 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 129 
 
 " A blanket shawl ! what in the world would you 
 do with it ?" 
 
 " Give it to my grandmother, sir." 
 
 " What sudden change is this ? I thought you 
 were half crazy for a pair of skates ?" 
 
 " So I was, but I heard grandmother say last 
 night she could never get well of the rheumatism, 
 until she had a warm shawl." 
 
 "And you are going to treat her to one, ha ?" 
 
 "I should like to." 
 
 " Very well, select the nicest shawl in the store. 
 There, what do you think of that drab one ?" 
 
 "Just the thing for grandmother, but have I 
 earned as much as that ?" 
 
 ' " Yes, and more too a boy so thoughtful of his 
 grandmother's comfort," he replied, as he carefully 
 wrapped up the shawl. 
 
 " Thank you, sir," said Edwin leaving the store 
 with the parcel in his hand. He did not dare to 
 give another look at the skates ; for somehow they 
 had never seemed so attractive as then. When he 
 passed near the canal, he whistled loud, that he 
 should not hear the shouts of the merry skaters ; 
 but in spite of himself, his eyes filled with tears as 
 he remembered he had no skates. But when he en- 
 tered the house, and slipping up to his grandmother, 
 spread a shawl round her shoulders, he had to laugh 
 at her look of surprise. " Oh, what a nice, warm 
 shawl!" she kept saying over and over again; 
 
130 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 " what a fine thing to keep off rheumatism ! If I 
 had such a shawl as that, I should be made up for 
 life !" 
 
 " Be ' made up' then, grandmother," he said mer- 
 rily, " the shawl is yours and nobody's else." 
 
 u Mine ?" asked the old lady in amazement. 
 
 " Yes, yours ; I earned it by going on errands for 
 Mr. Smith, and I want you to wear it for my sake, 
 grandmother." 
 
 " Dear heart, may the Lord bless you, and raise 
 up as kind children to cherish you in your old age 1" 
 and she laid her trembling hand upon his head, while 
 her lips moved as if in prayer for him. 
 
 Never had grandmother looked so well as on that 
 evening, wrapped in Edwin's shawl. She seemed so 
 comfortable and happy, that he was more than paid 
 for his sacrifice. " And you gave up your skates, 
 Edwin, for this !" said his mother, following him to 
 his little bed-room. " Grandmother needed the 
 shawl so much more, mother." 
 
 " My darling son !" was all she could say ; but 
 she resolved in heart that her child should have a 
 pair of skates, too, if she had to sew all night to 
 get them. She did not know that God had put it 
 into the hearts of some other friends to give them to 
 him, and that her extra toil would not be required. 
 
 On Sunday, Edwin felt very happy, seeing his 
 grandmother in her warm shawl, and he thought to 
 himself, " If I had the skates I could not enjoy 
 
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 them to-day ; but grandmother can use her shawl 
 all the time. I am glad I got it." 
 
 " That is a fine little lad of Widow Merrick's," 
 said Mr. Smith to some gentlemen who were in his 
 store Saturday night ; " a manly little fellow," he 
 repeated, and then he told them the story of the 
 skates and shawl. 
 
 " The good boy ! he shall have a pair of skates, 
 for he deserves them if ever a lad did j" and money 
 was quickly produced to pay for the very best skates 
 in the store. 
 
 On Monday morning, when Edwin was in the 
 yard sawing wood, a boy came up, and handed him 
 a parcel on which was written, "For Master Edwin 
 Merrick, from some friends who heard with pleasure 
 of his generous conduct to his grandmother, and who 
 feel that, though men, they might learn a lesson ot 
 self-denial from a boy." 
 
 Edwin tore open the papers hastily, and shouted 
 for joy when he saw the skates ! 
 
L32 
 
 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 LITTLE ALICE. 
 
 A STORY FOR CHRISTMAS. 
 
 SOME few winters ago, I was invited by a friend 
 to be present at a party on Christmas Eve, given 
 to a number of children in the familv. Of course I 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 133 
 
 accepted, for nothing gives me more pleasure than 
 to see young and happy beings meet together. The 
 evening was clear and cold, the ground was covered 
 with a crisp snow, and the heavens were studded 
 with bright stars. It was a beautiful night, worthy 
 to herald the coming morrow. It was on such a 
 night, doubtless, that the shepherds were keeping 
 watch over their flocks, when the angel of the Lord 
 appeared to them and told them " of the good 
 tidings of great joy which shall be to all people." 
 
 The house was brilliantly lighted, and the sound 
 of merry voices greeted me when I entered the room 
 where the children were busy at various games. 
 
 "Oh, do you know, aunt Anna/ 1 said one, "that 
 we are to have a Christmas tree to-night ? and that 
 
 O 
 
 we are all going to get something from it ? Won't 
 it be beautiful ?" 
 
 " Beautiful, indeed, I have no doubt," I replied. 
 
 At length a little bell rang, and the folding-doors 
 were thrown open, and there, before the wondering 
 eyes of the children, stood a beautiful Christmas 
 tree. The apartment contained no light but that 
 shed by numerous colored wax tapers, which were 
 fastened among the branches of the evergreen tree, 
 that was completely loaded with all sorts of pretty 
 nick-nacks. High over all, stood a figure of Santa 
 Claus, holding in his hand a flag, upon which ap- 
 peared, in letters of gold, the inscription, " I wish 
 you all a merry Christmas, little children." It is 
 
134 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 impossible to describe the delight of all as they 
 gazed for a moment in silent astonishment upon the 
 beautiful sight, but soon their joy burst forth in 
 words, and many were the exclamations and loud 
 clapping of tiny hands that followed. 
 
 I had taken my seat somewhat behind the tree, 
 that I might gaze upon the faces before me. One 
 of these particularly attracted rny attention. It was 
 that of a little girl about eight years old, and I did 
 not remember to have ever seen her before. She 
 was dressed in deep mourning, and her light hair fell 
 in luxuriant curls over her neck. She was very pale, 
 and her blue eyes were raised earnestly, nay, almost 
 sadly, towards the richly loaded Christmas tree. 
 But soon her face brightened up, and she raised her 
 little hands, and made a motion with them as if 
 some pretty loy had caught her eye, and she would 
 like to possess it. 
 
 At length the gifts were all distributed, and the 
 children scattered here and there, were talking to- 
 gether, and showing what beautiful things they had 
 received. At the other side of the room, quietly 
 seated upon a low stool, is the little girl in black. 
 Her presents are lying carelessly at her side, and she 
 leans her cheek upon her hand, and gazes at the 
 happy beings before her. I crossed the room to 
 address her, but just then little Mary, a little girl 
 three years old, came along, and stopped before her 
 in child-like wonder, and said, 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 135 
 
 " Don't you like your pretty things ?" 
 
 I listened to hear what the other would reply, but 
 she merely made a slight, quick motion with her 
 hand, while the child gazed at her in astonishment. 
 " Well," continued Mary, quite reprovingly, " why 
 don't you speak ? You are very naughty if you 
 don't like them," and the little one was turning 
 hastily away, when a tear fell upon her fat hand, 
 that had rested upon the arm of the other, and 
 immediately her tender feelings were moved, and she 
 added, as .she kissed the weeping child, 
 
 " Well, don't cry ; please don't cry." Turning 
 to me, she said, 
 
 '*' Please try and make the little girl speak." 
 
 I asked this young stranger a number of questions, 
 to none of which, however, she made any reply. My 
 suspicions were now aroused, and I thought, can it 
 be that those pale lips cannot frame a sound ? 
 While I sat by her side, her hand clasped in mine, 
 and her face hidden in my lap, a lady came smiling 
 towards me, and laying her hand upon the child's 
 head, said, 
 
 " So you have taken my little girl under your 
 charge ?" 
 
 The child started, glanced hastily up, and again 
 those delicate fingers moved quickly in the air. The 
 lady who had addressed me, I knew to be the matron 
 of the neighboring deaf and dumb asylum. My 
 suspicions were correct. It was not that this little 
 one would not but that she could not speak. 
 
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 Some years have passed, and I often visit the 
 asylum where Alice Manning is being educated. 
 By practice, I have, myself, become quite well ac- 
 quainted with the language of signs, and it is one of 
 my greatest pleasures to sit by the side of that 
 sweet and affectionate mute, and converse with her, 
 through the medium of our fingers. By education, 
 her whole character is rapidly improving. She is 
 becoming more and more interesting, and is none 
 the less so because she cannot speak, for her soul 
 finds eloquent utterance in the eye and in the 
 impressive language of signs. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 137 
 
 A VISIT FROM ST. NICHOLAS. 
 
 'TWAS the night before Christmas, when, all through the house, 
 
 Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse ; 
 
 The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, 
 
 In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there ; 
 
 The children were nestled all snug in their beds, 
 
 While visions of sugar- plums danced through their heads; 
 
 And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, 
 
 Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap 
 
 When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, 
 
 I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter , 
 
 Away to the window I flew like a flash, 
 
 Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. 
 
 The moon, on the breast of the new fallen snow, 
 
 Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, 
 
 When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, 
 
 But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer, 
 
 With a little old driver, so lively and quick, 
 
 I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. 
 
 More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, 
 
 And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name : 
 
 " Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer! now, Vixen I 
 
 On, Comet ! on, Cupid ! on, Donder and Blixen ! 
 
 To the top of the porch ! to the top of the wall ! 
 
 Now, dash away, dash away, dash away all !" 
 
 As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, 
 
 When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, 
 
 So, up to the house-top the coursers they flew, 
 
 With the sleigh full of toys and St. Nicholas too. 
 
 And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof 
 
 The prancing and pawing of each little hoof. 
 
 As I drew in my head, and was turning around, 
 
 Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound. 
 
 He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, 
 
138 MERRY'S BOOK OP 
 
 And his clothes were all tarnish'd with ashes and soot ; 
 
 A bundle of toys he had flung on his back, 
 
 And he looked like a peddlar just opening his pack; 
 
 His eyes how they twinkled ! his dimples how merry ! 
 
 His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry ; 
 
 His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, 
 
 And the beard on his chin was white as the snow. 
 
 The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, 
 
 And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath. 
 
 He had a broad face, and a little round belly, 
 
 That shook, when he laugh'd, like a bowl full of jelly 
 
 He was chubby and plump ; a right jolly old elf; 
 
 And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself. 
 
 A wink of his eye, and a twist of his head, 
 
 Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread. 
 
 He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, 
 
 And 611ed all the stockings ; then turned with a jerk, 
 
 And laying his finger aside of his nose. 
 
 And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose. 
 
 He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, 
 
 And away they all flew like the down of a thistle ; 
 
 But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, 
 
 " Happy Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night." 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 139 
 
 THE LEGEND OF KING KOBEKT OF 
 SICILY. 
 
 EITEKS inform us, that King 
 Kobert of Sicily, brother of Pope 
 Urban and of the Emperor Vale- 
 'rnond, was a prince of great valor and 
 renown, but of a temper so proud and 
 impatient, that he did not like to bend 
 his knee to Heaven itself, but would sit twirling his 
 beard, and looking with something worse than in- 
 difference round about him, during the services of 
 the church. 
 
 Well, one day, while he was present at vespers on 
 the eve of St. John, his attention was excited to 
 some words in the Magnificat, in consequence of a 
 sudden dropping of the choristers' voices. The 
 words were these : " Deposuit potentes de sede, et 
 exaultavit humiles." (He hath put down the 
 mighty from their seat, and hath exalted the hum- 
 ble,) Being far too great and warlike a prince to 
 know anything of Latin, he asked a chaplain near 
 
140 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 him the meaning of these words ; and being told 
 what it was, observed that such expressions were no 
 better than an old song, since men like himself were 
 not so easily pulled down, much less supplanted by 
 poor creatures whom people called " humble." 
 
 The chaplain, doubtless out of pure astonishment 
 and horror, made no reply ; and his majesty, partly 
 from the heat of the weather, and partly to relieve 
 himself from the rest of the service, fell asleep. 
 
 After some lapse of time, the royal " sitter in the 
 seat of the scornful," owing, as he thought, to the 
 sound of the organ, but in reality to a great droning 
 fly in his ear, woke up in more than his usual state 
 of impatience ; and he was preparing to vent it, 
 when, to his astonishment, he perceived the church 
 empty. Every soul was gone, excepting a deaf old 
 woman who was turning up the cushions. He ad- 
 dressed her to no purpose : he spoke louder and 
 louder, and was proceeding, as well as rage and 
 amaze would let him, to try if he could walk out of 
 the church without a dozen lords before him, when 
 suddenly catching a sight of his face, the old woman 
 uttered a cry of " Thieves !"and shuffled away, first 
 closing the door behind her. 
 
 King Robert looked at the door in silence, then 
 round about him at the empty church, then at him- 
 self. His cloak of ermine was gone. The coronet 
 was taken from his cap. The very jewels from his 
 fingers. " Thieves verily !" thought the king, turn- 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 141 
 
 ing white, for shame and rage. " Here is conspiracy 
 rebellion ! This is that sanctified traitor, the 
 Duke. Horses shall tear them all to pieces. What 
 ho, there ! Open the door for the king !" 
 
 u For the constable, you mean I" said a voice 
 through the keyhole. " You're a pretty fellow !" 
 
 The king said nothing. 
 
 " Thinking to escape, in the king's name," said 
 the voice, " after hiding to plunder his closet. 
 We've got you." 
 
 Still the king said nothing. 
 
 The sexton could not refrain from another jibe at 
 his prisoner : 
 
 "/ see you, there," said he " by the big lamp, 
 grinning like a rat in a trap. How do you like your 
 bacon ?" 
 
 Now, whether King Kobert was of the blood of 
 that Norman chief who felled his enemy's horse with 
 a blow of his fist, we know not ; but certain it is, 
 that the only answer he made the sexton was by 
 dashing his enormous foot against the door, and 
 bursting it open in his teeth. The sexton, who felt 
 as if a giant had given him a blow in the face, faint- 
 ed away ; and the king, as far as a sense of dig- 
 nity allowed him, hurried to his palace, which was 
 close by. 
 
 " Well," said the porter, " what do you want ?" 
 
 " Stand aside, fellow !" roared the king, pushing 
 back the door, with the same gigantic foot. 
 
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 " Be gone with you ;" said the porter, who was a 
 stout fellow too, and pushed the king back before he 
 expected resistance. The king, however, was too 
 much for him. He felled him to the ground ; and 
 half strode, half rushed into the palace, followed by 
 the exasperated janitor. 
 
 " Seize him," cried the porter. ' 
 
 " On your lives/' cried the king. " Look at me, 
 fellow : who am I ?" 
 
 " A mad beast and fool ; that's what you are/ 
 cried the porter ; " and you're a dead man, for com- 
 ing drunk into the palace, and hitting the king's 
 servants. Hold him fast." 
 
 In came the guards, with an officer at their head, 
 who was going to visit his mistress, and had been 
 dressing his curls at a looking-glass. He had the 
 looking-glass in his hand. 
 
 " Captain Francavilla," said the king, " is the 
 world run mad ? or what is it ? Do your rebels 
 pretend not even to know me ? Go before me, sir, 
 to my rooms." And as he spoke, the king shook 
 off his assailants, as a lion does curs, and moved on- 
 wards. 
 
 Captain Francavilla put his finger gently before 
 the king to stop him ; and then looking with a sort 
 of staring indifference in his face, said, in a very 
 mild tone, " Some madman." 
 
 King Kobert tore the looking-glass from the cap- 
 tain's hand, and looked himself in the face. It was 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 143 
 
 not Ms own face. It was another man's face, very 
 hot and vulgar ; and had something in it at once 
 melancholy and ridiculous. 
 
 " By the living !" exclaimed Robert, " here is 
 witchcraft ! I am changed." And, for the first 
 time in his life, a sensation of fear came upon him, 
 Lut nothing so great as the rage and fury that re- 
 mained. All the world believed in witchcraft, as 
 well as King Robert ; but they had still more cer- 
 tain proofs of the existence of drunkenness and mad- 
 ness ; and the king's household had seen the king 
 come forth from church as usual, and were ready to 
 split their sides for laughter at the figure of this 
 raving impostor, pretending to be King Robert 
 changed ! 
 
 " Bring him in bring him in," now exclaimed 
 other voices, the news having got to the royal apart- 
 ments ; " the king wants to see him." 
 
 King Robert was brought in ; and there, amidst 
 roars of laughter, (for courts were not quite such 
 well-bred places then as they are now,) he found 
 himself face to face with another King Robert, seat- 
 ed on his throne, and as like his former self as he 
 himself unlike, but with more dignity. 
 
 " Hideous impostor !" exclaimed Robert, rushing 
 forward to tear him down. 
 
 The court, at the word " hideous," roared with 
 greater laughter than before ; for the king, in spite 
 of his pride, was at all times a handsome man ; and 
 
144 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 there was a strong feeling at present that he had 
 never in his life looked so well. 
 
 Robert, when half way to the throne, felt as if a 
 palsy had struck him. He stopped, and essayed to 
 vent his rage, but could not speak. 
 
 The figure on the throne looked him steadily in 
 the face. Robert thought it was a. wizard, but hated 
 far more than he feared him, for he was of great 
 courage. 
 
 It was an angel. 
 
 But the angel was not going to disclose himself 
 yet, nor for a long time. Meanwhile, he behaved, 
 on the occasion, very much like a man ; we mean, 
 like a man of ordinary feelings and resentments, 
 though still mixed with a dignity beyond what hud 
 been before observed in the Sicilian monarch. 
 Some of the courtiers attributed it to a sort of royal 
 instinct of contrast, excited by the claims of the im- 
 postor ; but others (by the angel's contrivance) had 
 seen him, as he came out of the church, halt sudden- 
 ly, with an abashed and altered visage, before the 
 shrine of St. Thomas, as if supernaturally struck 
 with some visitation from Heaven for his pride and 
 unbelief. The rumor flew about on the instant, and 
 was confirmed, by an order given from the throne, 
 the moment the angel seated himself upon it, for a 
 gift of a hitherto unheard-of amount to the shrine 
 itself. 
 
 " Since thou art royal mad," said the new sover- 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 145 
 
 eign, " and in truth the very king of idiots, thou 
 shalt be crowned and sceptred with a cap and bau- 
 ble, and be my fool." 
 
 Kobert was still tongue-tied. He tried in vain to 
 speak to roar out his disgust and defiance ; and 
 half mad indeed, with the inability, pointed with 
 his quivering finger, to the inside of his mouth, as 
 if in apology to the beholders for not doing it. 
 Fresh shouts of laughter made his brain seem to 
 reel within him. 
 
 " Fetch the cap and bauble," said the sovereign, 
 " and lej the king of fools have his coronation." 
 
 Kobert felt that he must submit to what he 
 thought the power of the evil one ; and began to 
 have glimpses of a real though hesitating sense of 
 the advantage of securing friendship on the side of 
 Heaven. But rage and indignation were upper- 
 most ; and while the attendants were shaving his 
 head, fixing the cap, and jeeringly dignifying him 
 with the bauble-sceptre, he was racking his brains 
 for schemes of vengeance. What exasperated him 
 most of all, next to the shaving, was to observe, that 
 those who had flattered him most when a king, 
 were the loudest in their contempt, now, that he 
 was the court-zany. One pompous lord in particu- 
 lar, with a high and ridiculous voice, which continued 
 to laugh when all the rest had done,, and produced 
 fresh peals by the continuance, was so excessively 
 provoking, that Kobert, who felt his vocal and mus- 
 
146 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 cular powers restored to him as if for the occasion, 
 could not help shaking his fist at the grinning slave, 
 and crying out, " Thou beast, Terranova ; " which, 
 in all but the person so addressed, only produced 
 additional merriment. At length the king ordered 
 the fool to be taken away, to sup with the dogs. 
 Kobert was stupefied ; but he found himself hungry 
 against his will, and gnawed the bones which had 
 been chucked away by his nobles. 
 
 The proud King Eobert of Sicily lived in this 
 way for two years, always raging in his mind, always 
 sullen in his manners, and subjected to every indig- 
 nity that his quondam favorites could heap on him, 
 without the power to resent it, for the new monarch 
 seemed unjust to him only. He had all the humilia- 
 tions, without any of the privileges, of the cap and 
 bells, and was the dullest fool ever heard of. All 
 the notice the king took of him, consisted in asking 
 now and then, in full court, when everything was 
 silent, " Well, fool, art thou still a king ?" Kobert 
 for some weeks, loudly answered that he was ; but, 
 finding that the answer was but a signal for a roar 
 of laughter, converted his speech into the silent dig- 
 nity of a haughty and royal attitude ; till, observ- 
 ing the laughter to be greater at this dumb show, 
 he ingeniously adopted a manner which expressed 
 neither defiance nor acquiescence, and the angel for 
 some time let him alone. 
 
 Meantime, everybody, but the unhappy Robert, 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 147 
 
 blessed the new, or, as they supposed him, the al- 
 tered king : for everything in the mode of govern- 
 ment was changed. Taxes were light ; the poor had 
 plenty ; work was reasonable ; the nobles themselves 
 were expected to work after their fashion to study, 
 to watch zealously over the interests of their tenants, 
 to travel, and bring home new books and innocent 
 luxuries. Half the day throughout Sicily was given 
 to industry, and half to healthy intellectual enjoy- 
 ment ; and the inhabitants became at once the man- 
 liest and tenderest, the gayest and most studious 
 people in the world. Wherever the king went, he 
 was loaded with benedictions ; and the fool heard 
 them, and began to wonder what evil spirit had con- 
 jured up appearances so extraordinary. And thus, 
 during the space of time we have mentioned, he 
 lived wondering, and sullen, and hating, and hated. 
 At the expiration of these two years, or nearly 
 so, the king announced his intention of paying a 
 visit to his brother the pope, and his brother the em- 
 peror, the latter agreeing to come to Eome for the 
 purpose. He went accordingly with a great train 
 clad in the most magnificent garments, all but the 
 fool, who was arrayed in fox-tails, and put side by 
 side with an ape, dressed like himself. The people 
 poured out of their houses, and fields, and vine- 
 yards, all struggling to get a sight of the king's 
 face, and to bless it, the ladies strewing flowers, and 
 the peasants' wives holding up their rosy children, 
 
148 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 which last sight seemed particularly to delight the 
 sovereign. The fool, bewildered, came after the 
 court-pages, by the side of his ape, exciting shouts 
 of laughter, and, in some bosoms, not a little as- 
 tonishment, to think how a monarch so kind and 
 considerate to all the rest of the world, should be 
 so hard upon a sorry fool. But it was told them, 
 that this fool was the most perverse and insolent of 
 men towards the prince himself ; and then, although 
 their wonder hardly ceased, it was full of indigna- 
 tion against the unhappy wretch, and he was loaded 
 with every kind of scorn and abuse. The proud 
 King Robert seemed the only blot and disgrace upon 
 the island. 
 
 The fool had still a hope, that when his holiness 
 the pope saw him, the magician's arts would be at 
 an end ; for though he had had no religion at all, 
 properly speaking, he had retained something even 
 of a superstitious faith in the worldly forms of it. 
 The pope, however, beheld him without the least 
 recognition ; so did the emperor ; and when he be- 
 held them both gazing with unfeigned admiration at 
 the exalted beauty of his former altered self, and 
 not with the old faces of pretended good- will and se- 
 cret dislike, a sense of awe and humility, for the first 
 time, fell gently upon him. Instead of getting as 
 far as possible from his companion the ape, he ap- 
 proached him closer and closer, partly that he might 
 shroud himself under the very shadow of his insig- 
 
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 nificance, partly from a feel ing of absolute sympathy 
 and a desire to possess, if not one friend in the 
 world, at least one associate who was not an enemy. 
 
 It happened that day that it was the eve of St. 
 John, the same on which, two years ago, Robert 
 had heard and scorned the words in the Magnificat. 
 Vespers were performed before the pope, and the two 
 sovereigns : the music and the soft voices fell softer 
 as they came to the words, and Kobert again heard 
 but with far different feelings, Deposuit potentes de 
 sede, et exaltavit humiles : " He hath put down the 
 mighty from their seat, and exalted the humble." 
 Tears gushed into his eyes, and, to the astonishment 
 of the court, the late sullen and brutal fool was 
 seen with his hands reverently clasped upon his bo- 
 som in prayer, and the tears pouring down his face 
 in floods of penitence. Something of holier feeling 
 than usual had turned all hearts that day. The 
 king's awn favorite chaplain had preached from the 
 text which declares charity to be greater than faith, 
 or hope. The emperor began to think that mankind 
 were really his brethren. The pope wished that some 
 new council of the church would authorize him to 
 set up over the Ten Commandments, and, in more 
 glorious letters, the new, eleventh, or great Christian 
 commandment " Behold, I give unto you a new 
 commandment : LOVE ONE ANOTHER/' In short, 
 Rome felt that day like angel-governed Sicily. 
 
 When the service was over, and the sovereigns 
 
150 MERRY'S BOOK OF' 
 
 had gone to their apartments, King Robert's beha- 
 vior was reported to the unsuspected King- Angel, 
 who had seen it, but said nothing. The sacred in- 
 terloper announced his intention of giving the fool a 
 trial in some better office, and he sent for him ac- 
 cordingly, having first dismissed every other person. 
 King Kobert came, in his fool's-cap and bells, and 
 stood humbly at a distance before the great unknown 
 looking on the floor and blushing. He had the ape 
 by the hand, who had long courted his good-will, 
 and who, having now obtained it, clung to his human 
 friend in a way that, to a Roman, might have seem- 
 ed ridiculous, but to the angel was affecting. 
 
 " Art thou still a king ?" said the King- Angel, 
 putting the old question, but without the word "fool." 
 
 "I am a fool," said King Kobert, "and no king." 
 
 " What wouldst thou, Robert ?" returned the an- 
 gel, in a mild voice. 
 
 King Robert trembled from head to foot, and said, 
 " Even what thou wouldst, mighty and good 
 stranger, whom I know not how to name hardly to 
 look upon !" 
 
 The stranger laid his hand on the shoulder of 
 King Robert, who felt an inexpressible calm sudden- 
 ly diffuse itself over his whole being. He knelt 
 down and clasped his hands to thank him. 
 
 " Not to me," interrupted the angel, in a grave 
 but sweet voice ; and kneeling down by the side of 
 Robert, he said, as if in church, " Let us pray." 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 151 
 
 King Kobert prayed, and the angel prayed, and 
 after a few moments, the king looked up, and the 
 angel was gone ; and then the king knew that it 
 was an angel indeed. 
 
 And his own likeness returned to King Robert, 
 hut never an atom of his pride ; and after a blessed 
 reign, he died, disclosing this history to his weeping 
 nobles, and requesting that it might be recorded in 
 the Sicilian Annals. 
 
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 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 THE SAILOR YOUTH. 
 
 I 
 
 CHAPTER I. SORROW. 
 
 T is a beautiful. morning in the month of Novem- 
 ber. The^astern sky is filled with light, rosy 
 clouds, and tW glorious sun, bursting forth, heralds 
 the approach of a bright, clear day. The little vil- 
 lage of S , where the scene of our story is laid, is 
 
 situated on the extreme eastern coast of Massachu- 
 setts. The inhabitants of the place, a thriving, indus- 
 
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 trious set of people, have been stirring for more than 
 three hours, attending to their various household du- 
 ties. The place is very prettily laid out, in straight, 
 regular streets, bordered on each side with fine forest 
 trees, thus forming in the summer season delightful 
 shady walks. At the far end of the village, on a 
 slight eminence, stands the church, embedded in a 
 perfect grove of foliage, which has now assumed its 
 bright autumnal tints. 
 
 Adjoining is a cottage, occupied by the pastor and 
 his family. In one of the lower rooms of this dwell- 
 ing a young girl of about nineteen years of age is 
 busily occupied arranging the breakfast-table. Her 
 form is slender, but well-proportioned, and her fair 
 skin is delicately tinged with the rosy hue of health ; 
 her eyes are of a dark blue, and her hair, which is 
 laid smoothly over her brow, is of a rich brown 
 color ; yet her chief charm is not in her looks, but 
 in her manner. Although she had been petted and 
 admired by many, still she is not spoiled ; no vain 
 or selfish feelings find harborage in her gentle heart. 
 She is, indeed, first with all ; but with ,her, all are 
 before herself. Such is Mary Eldridge, the pastor's 
 only daughter. ^ 
 
 " There, mother," she exclaimed; as a lady o 
 about forty years of age entered the apartment, 
 " everything is prepared for breakfast." Then she 
 added, as she turned toward the door of her father's 
 study, " Is papa ready for prayers, do you think ?" 
 
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 " He has not returned home yet, my dear/' replied 
 her mother. 
 
 "Returned home ! where has he gone ?" she in- 
 quired in astonishment. 
 
 " Why, did not Margaret tell you ?" said Mrs. 
 Eldridge, " that they sent for him very early this 
 morning from Mrs. Martin's, with word that her little 
 girl was dying ?" 
 
 " What, dear little Agnes !" exclaimed Mary, her 
 eyes filling with tears. " When was she taken sick ? 
 I have heard nothing about it. It was only yester- 
 day morning," she continued, " that I passed their 
 house, and there, in the garden, was the little one, 
 with her blind brother. It was a beautiful sight," 
 she added, " to see that sweet child, only five years 
 old, leading by the hand her brother, two years older 
 than herself, she his guide and support." 
 
 u She will, indeed, be a great loss to him," replied 
 the pastor's wife ; " but we should remember, Mary, 
 that what is Willie's loss will be Agnes' gain. But 
 there is your father," she continued, " coming along 
 the road. Eun, my child, and open the gate for 
 him." 
 
 In an instant Mary was at the front door, and in 
 a few moments her loved father's arm was around 
 her, while, with his usual " God bless you !" he 
 pressed an affectionate morning greeting upon her 
 lips. Then her head sank upon his shoulder, and 
 she burst into a flood of tears. 
 
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 " Mary, my child, you must not weep so," he 
 said, as he led her sobbing into the house. " It is 
 true little Agnes has gone, and we will all miss her ; 
 but she was too pure for this earth, she was but lent 
 to us for a short season, and now the Lord has taken 
 her again to himself." 
 
 " What physician did they employ, Edward ?" 
 inquired his wife. 
 
 "The child was taken suddenly ill last evening," 
 replied Mr. Eldridge, "and Mr. Martin sent off im- 
 mediately for Dr. Howard," he added, turning to- 
 ward his daughter, the color of whose cheeks assum- 
 ed a deeper hue. " I found the Doctor there when 
 1 arrived ; he had remained by the bedside of the 
 sick child the whole night, watching every symptom, 
 and using every means in his power to preserve life, 
 but in vain. When I entered the apartment in 
 which they were assembled, there, on the bed, lay 
 the dying child, the poor mother clasping her little 
 one's hand between her own, while, kneeling at Mrs. 
 Martin's feet, his face buried in her lap, and sobbing 
 as if his heart would break, was poor blind Willie. 
 The father stood silently at the foot of the bed, by 
 the side of the physician. When the Doctor was 
 preparing to depart, Mrs. Martin rose, and, taking 
 both his hands, said : ' We can not express to you 
 how deeply thankful we feel for your kind attention 
 to' here her voice trembled, and she glanced toward 
 the bed. * You have done all that you could do, 
 
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 and much inore than we had a right to expect.' 
 The tears shone in Dr. Howard's eyes ; he could 
 scarcely utter a word, but after warmly pressing the 
 hands of both parents, and whispering a few words 
 of comfort to blind Willie, he turned for an instant 
 toward the dying one. As he leaned over her, she 
 opened her eyes slightly, and murmured ( kiss.' He 
 bent silently down, and when he raised his head a 
 tear-drop glistened on little Agnes' pale forehead." 
 
 As Mr. Eldridge in a low tone related the fore- 
 going sad scene, the tears streamed from the eyes of 
 his wife and child, while he himself, with much 
 difficulty, could scarcely suppress his feelings. Af- 
 ter a moment's silence, he added : a it is very late, 
 we must have prayers now. But where is your 
 brother, Mary ? The lazy boy, has he not come 
 down yet ?" 
 
 "Why!" exclaimed Mrs. Eldridge, "I never 
 thought of Henry. Kun up stairs, my child, and 
 see what keeps him ; perhaps he may not be well." 
 
 As Mary turned to obey her mother, a loud 
 scratching was heard at the front door. " Oh, there 
 is Ocean," she said. "I will just let him in first, 
 for I expect the poor fellow thinks it very strange 
 that he has not had his breakfast yet." 
 
 She was indeed right ; for, when she opened the 
 door, there stood a large Newfoundland dog, who, 
 without stopping to receive his accustomed caress, 
 pushed roughly past her, and, springing into tho 
 
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 sitting-room, uttered a low, mournful howl, as he 
 laid a handkerchief at his master's feet. Mr. Eldridge 
 raised it, while his wife exclaimed immediately, 
 " It is our son's !" 
 
 They now perceived that the dog was dripping 
 wet. Their fears were at once roused ; perhaps in 
 bathing, near the shore, their son had been carried 
 out by a strong wave, and the dog had endeavored 
 to save him, but, failing therein, had brought home 
 his handkerchief as a token of his fate. Just as 
 they had silently arrived at this terrible conclusion, 
 Mary rushed into the apartment with an open letter 
 in her hand, which she handed to her father, and, 
 throwing herself on her knees at his side, she ex- 
 claimed, sobbing violently, " Oh ! Henry has gone ! 
 he has gone to sea." 
 
 As her daughter uttered these words, Mrs. El- 
 dridge sank back into her chair, while her husband 
 hastily glanced at the contents of the letter. At 
 last he read in a trembling voice the following lines : 
 
 MY DEAR PARENTS I leave you thus suddenly, 
 because I fear that mother would so oppose my going 
 to sea, that I fear I should be obliged to give up 
 the idea, and it has, you know, been always my 
 most anxious desire to be a sailor. Please, dear 
 mother, forgive your son this want of dutiful obe- 
 dience toward your wishes, and believe that it is not 
 without feelings of sorrow that I leave my home and 
 all who are dear to me. Tell sister Mary not to 
 
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 forget me, and that in a few years I will return, and 
 have much to tell her about the world and its won- 
 ders. I have taken the Bible that you gave me, 
 mother, when I was but ten years old, just eight 
 years ago. I will read it, night and morning, for 
 your sake, and lr hope it may do me some good. 
 You will find, also, that I have taken my small 
 trunk, filled with my clothes ; it is all I shall want. 
 I go with one who has the name of being a very kind 
 captain, but I will write and let you know all, the 
 first port we make. Give my good-bye to all friends, 
 but particularly to Walter Howard ; and Mary can 
 tell him, if she chooses, that I hope to find him 
 nearer than a friend when I return home. Now, 
 dear father and mother, farewell, and to be remem- 
 bered night and morning in your prayers is the last 
 wish of your ever-loving son. HENRY ELDRIDGE. 
 
 When Mr. Eldridge had finished the letter, he 
 turned and said : " We can but trust that we will 
 meet again." Then quietly rising from his chair, he 
 took his wife and daughter by the hand, and led 
 them into his study, and there the three kneeled 
 down, while he offered up a prayer, in which the 
 present and the absent, those in grief and those in 
 joy, were all remembered by their affectionate pastor. 
 
 CHAPTER II. THE VISIT. 
 
 New Year's day has arrived, and- many are the 
 preparations for feasting that are taking place in the 
 
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 little village of S . Neither has their pastor 
 
 been forgotten, for, on his return from church, he 
 found his table filled to overflowing with kind gifts 
 from his flock. But an air of sadness reigned 
 throughout the dwelling; the inmates feel that the 
 day is not such a one as they had expected it would 
 be. Poor Mary ! she had been making great calcu- 
 lations for this day. She had expected to have had 
 her dear brother with her, and he had intended to 
 invite to dinner his friend Walter Howard. But 
 now all was changed, for that brother was gone, and 
 they knew not whither. 
 
 " Mother," said Mary, after they had finished 
 their silent meal, " 1 believe I will go this after- 
 noon and see Mrs. Martin ; she may think it strange 
 that I have not called before." 
 
 " She will be very glad to see you, my dear, I do 
 not doubt," replied her mother, " but she thinks 
 nothing of it ; for I told her this morning at church 
 that you had been sick for the last few weeks, and 
 she said something about coming to see you herself." 
 
 " Dear, good woman !" exclaimed Mary. " And 
 I will carry some fresh eggs," she added, " to blind 
 Willie, he loves them so much. Sweet boy, he can 
 not say now, as he used to do, whenever I gave him 
 anything, " Agnes shall have some too." 
 
 Immediately rising she filled a basket with some 
 nice new-laid eggs, and, putting on her simple straw 
 hat, and throwing a shawl over her shoulders, after 
 
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 kissing both her parents affectionately, she left the 
 house and turned her steps toward Mrs. Martin's 
 dwelling. This was some distance from Mr. El- 
 dridge's, and part of the way lay through quite a 
 wood, where, in summer, it was Mary's great delight 
 to roam, gathering wild flowers, with which to adorn 
 her father's study. As she drew near the cottage, 
 she perceived, seated in his accustomed seat on the 
 front steps, the little blind boy. When she opened 
 the gate he started, listened to the sound, and the 
 instant her foot touched the gravel walk he recog- 
 nized her step, and murmuring, " Miss Mary," burst 
 into a flood of tears. 
 
 " Dear Willie," she exclaimed, as she stooped 
 down and kissed his pale cheek, "you must not 
 cry so." 
 
 " Why do you cry ?" said the child as he raised 
 his sightless eyes, and pointed toward his hand on 
 which she had let fall more than one tear. He felt, 
 though could not see. 
 
 " I cry to see you so unhappy/ 1 she answered. 
 Then placing herself by his side, and taking one of 
 his hands in hers, she continued in a soothing tone, 
 " Listen to me, Willie. You had a dear little sister, 
 but the good God, who gave her to you, saw fit to 
 take her away, and you should not grieve so, since 
 it was his will." 
 
 "But she will never lead me about again," he ex- 
 claimed, still weeping bitterly. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 161 
 
 " Not till God calls you, also, to himself, dear ; 
 then you will meet your lost sister, and there, in a 
 more beautiful and brighter world than this, she 
 will lead you to Jesus' feet." 
 
 " And shall I see all that beautiful world ? and 
 shall I see Agnes then, Miss Mary ?" inquired the 
 blind boy, earnestly. 
 
 " Yes, Willie," she replied, " you will see them." 
 
 " Oh ! 1 should be so happy to die now !" an- 
 swered the child ; " why don't God call me ? But 
 he never has yet, has he ? I would have heard him, 
 wouldn't I ?" he added anxiously, " though I did 
 not hear him when he called sister Agnes." 
 
 "No, Willie, you did not hear him, but Agnes 
 did. But you must not wish to die till you are 
 called for that is not right. Come, let us go into 
 the house now," she continued, "and see your 
 mamma ; and here are some fresh eggs ; carry them 
 to Ellen and ask her to take them out." 
 
 The child took the basket, but his heart was too 
 full to utter his thanks for the nice present ; his 
 thoughts were with that loved sister, with whom he 
 had always shared all such gifts. The meeting be- 
 tween the bereaved mother and our young friend 
 was solemn and affecting. After sitting an hour or 
 two with Mrs. Martin, Mary rose to leave, saying, as 
 they stood together upon the steps, " See, the sun 
 has set ! it is quite late, and it will be dark before 
 I get home." 
 
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 "But you have nothing to be afraid of in our 
 quiet village/' replied Mrs. Martin, " only the walk 
 will be lonesome for you. I wish my husband were 
 here, and then he could accompany you." 
 
 ' Oh, that would not be worth while," replied 
 Mary, adding, as she kissed her for good-bye, " per- 
 haps I may overtake some of the neighbors on the 
 road." 
 
 Then, with her empty basket hanging on her arm, 
 she took her way toward home. When she reached 
 the woods, the road through which was not quite 
 dark, she suddenly heard a quick step behind her, 
 and a voice exclaimed, ' Good-evening, Miss Mary 1" 
 She turned, for she had immediately recognized the 
 tones, and in an instant Doctor Howard was stand- 
 ing at her side. Arm-in-arm the two now walked 
 quietly toward Mr. Eldridge's cottage, and as they 
 parted at the gate, the Doctor pressed a kiss upon 
 her rosy lips, and she did not attempt to resent this 
 liberty, but quietly submitted. They seemed to un- 
 derstand one another very well. 
 
 CHAPTER III. THE SHIPWRECK. 
 
 Six years have passed away. It is New Year's 
 eve. The clouds are dark and heavy, and the 
 rising wind betokens that there will be a severe 
 storm during the night. 
 
 The old familiar sitting-room in Mr. Eldridge's 
 cottage is brightly lighted up, a cheerful fire burns 
 
TALES AND STOKIES. 163 
 
 in the grate, and happy is the party there assembled, 
 for the old man's family has quite increased since we 
 last saw him. There he sits at one side of the table 
 reading, and looking as hale as ever, while opposite 
 to him is his wife, occupied with her knitting. 
 Near her mother stands our friend Mary, holding a 
 sleeping infant in her arms, while a little boy of 
 about four years of age is lying on the floor, engaged 
 in tormenting, in various childlike ways, a large 
 Newfoundland dog, who is stretched lazily out by 
 his side. In one corner of the room there is seated, 
 on. a low stool, a lad of about twelve years of age, 
 busily employed in weaving a basket. It is blind 
 Willie. He is now an orphan, and since the death 
 of his parents he has found a kind home at the par- 
 sonage. 
 
 " Come, my child," said Mary, addressing the 
 little urchin at her feet ; " it is time for you to go 
 to bed. Agnes is sound asleep," she added, glancing 
 at the babe. 
 
 " Oh, please let me stay up, mamma, till papa 
 comes home," he replied, as he pulled the dog's 
 long, black ears. 
 
 " No, my dear ; you must come now, for your 
 papa may not be home till very late ; and I expect 
 Ocean will be glad to get rid of you, for you have 
 not given him a moment's peace for the last hour/' 
 
 The child laughed, patted the animal lovingly on 
 the head, saying, " Good-night, Ocean !" Then, 
 
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 after receiving an affectionate embrace from his 
 grandfather and grandmother, and kissing Willie, 
 he followed his mother, though somewhat unwilling- 
 ly, from the room. When her children were safe in 
 bed, Mary returned to the sitting-room, and quietly 
 seated herself at her work. She had not been there 
 many minutes, before the door of the apartment was 
 thrown open, and Doctor Howard entered. 
 
 " Why, what has made you so late, Walter ?" 
 she exclaimed, rising, and attempting to take off his 
 overcoat, which was dripping wet, for the rain by 
 this time was pouring down in torrents. 
 
 " I could not help it, Mary," he replied, kissing 
 her cheek ; " I have had so much to attend to, and 
 now I must go out again immediately.'"' 
 
 " You are not going out during this terrible 
 storm ?" inquired his wife, as she glanced anxiously 
 from the window into the dark street, which was, at 
 short intervals, made light as day by the vivid 
 streaks of lightning that flashed over the whole 
 heavens, followed by the most fearful peals of 
 thunder. 
 
 " Yes," replied her husband ; " it is necessary, 
 for I have just mot one of our neighbors, and he tells 
 me that there is a ship off the coast in distress, and 
 that the people are assembling to try and assist her, 
 so I merely stopped to tell you all not to be uneasy 
 about me. I will return as soon as I possibly can. 
 Come, Ocean 1" he added, whistling to the dog ; 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 165 
 
 " you may be of some use." At this call the animal 
 rose, shook his long, shaggy hair, and as Willie 
 patted him on the back, saying, " See now, old 
 fellow, if you can't save some poor sailor's life/' he 
 trotted quickly after his master. 
 
 A ship in distress ! What mingled emotions 
 stirred the hearts of this little family ! They 
 thought of that son who so many years before had 
 left them so unexpectedly, and whom they had never 
 heard from since. Perhaps in some far distant port, 
 the vessel in which he sailed was also in distress, 
 and there were none near to offer assistance ; or 
 perhaps he had already found a grave in that watery 
 deep where many others might be resting with him 
 before to-morrow's sun arose. 
 
 We will now follow Doctor Howard and his canine 
 companion. When they reached the shore, the 
 former instantly perceived by the flashes of light- 
 ning that, at a short distance from the coast, was a 
 large vessel laboring through the water, and in im- 
 minent danger of being dashed to pieces against the 
 rocks which were hidden beneath the white waves. 
 The bank was crowded with people, some proposing 
 one thing, and some another ; but as soon as Walter 
 Howard appeared, they all turned toward him, and 
 inquired what means he would advise as the best to 
 be used toward saving these poor, helpless beings. 
 He immediately ordered a long rope to be secured at 
 one end to the stern of a boat which was lying up on 
 
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 the sand ; the other end of it he placed in the hands 
 of one of the men, and then pushing the skiff into 
 the water and stepping into it, he turned toward 
 a tall, sturdy fisherman who was standing near, 
 and hastily inquired, " Will you accompany me, 
 George ?" 
 
 The man made no reply, except by springing 
 quickly in after him. Then he seemed to hesitate, 
 and Walter Howard thought for an instant that he 
 was unwilling perhaps to run so great a risk ; but 
 he merely turned toward the shore, and addressing 
 the assembled people, who had stood silently watch- 
 ing their movements, in a loud voice said, " Is there 
 none here who have courage to accompany me, and 
 let the Doctor remain on land ? He has a family, 
 and there are many of you who, like myself, are 
 alone in the world." Hardly had he uttered these 
 words, than they crowded toward the boat, all 
 willing to risk their lives in the place of one who 
 was so universally beloved. But their generous and 
 ready offers were not to be accepted, for Walter 
 Howard with one of the oars hastily pushed the boat 
 out into the rough waters, exclaiming, "No, no, I 
 will go myself, though I thank you all. I trust all 
 will go well. Attend to the rope, hold it securely, 
 and if we call to you to draw in, do so," he added, 
 as they pushed farther out into the deep. 
 
 Thrice did that little boat, by the efforts of these 
 noble men, journey from the land to the sinking ves- 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 167 
 
 sel, each time returning laden with a heavy load of 
 thankful beings. When they reached the shore for 
 the third time, the fisherman sprang upon the beach, 
 then touching Walter Howard respectfully upon the 
 arm, he exclaimed, as he pointed out toward the 
 dark waters, " We must not return again." 
 
 " Oh, George \" replied the other, " there are but 
 a few more men on board. I do not believe the ves- 
 sel will sink before we can get them off. Come, go 
 with me once more !" 
 
 "Doctor Howard," replied the man, "we might 
 possibly, although I doubt it, have time to reach the 
 ship again, but we would never," he added, earnest- 
 ly, " when there, return." 
 
 His fears were but too true ; for hardly had these 
 words passed his lips, when the lightning flashed 
 brightly over the wreck. It was heaving its last 
 throes ; screams of agony reached the ears of the 
 anxious spectators ; then a heavy, sudden splash 
 sounded in the deep waters, and all was silent as 
 death, both on land and sea ; even the tempest 
 seemed 'for an instant to hush its fury. 
 
 The Doctor now placed himself upon a rock over- 
 hanging the shore, and by his side stood the faithful 
 Ocean. The former is anxiously watching for the 
 appearance of any bodies that may be thrown to- 
 ward the land. Suddenly the animal at his feet 
 stretches his black head out in the direction of the 
 water ; then, giving a low, long whine, springs into 
 
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 the waves beneath, and strikes boldly out toward a 
 dark object, which is dashed helplessly about by the 
 raging storm. The dog has reached it, and grasp- 
 ing it securely between his teeth, he turns, and in a 
 few moments drags upon the sand the body of a 
 sailor. Now the animal moans sadly, gazes as it 
 he would almost speak into the many faces that 
 crowd around ; then he stoops over the body and 
 licks the pale, wet face. 
 
 " How strange the dog acts !" exclaims the fish- 
 erman whom we have called George. " Can it be 
 any one he knows ? Doctor," he added, as he held 
 a lantern toward the ground, " see if you can recog- 
 nize him." 
 
 Walter Howard bent forward, and as the light 
 flickered over the features of the unconscious man, 
 he started back, uttering the words : " Good hea- 
 vens ! It is Henry Eldridge I" 
 
 Great indeed was the anxiety and excitement, 
 when the crowd learned that it was the son of their 
 respected pastor ; and not many minutes had elapsed 
 before he was carried in their arms into a neighbor- 
 ing cottage, where his brother-in-law used every 
 means in his power to revive him. His efforts were 
 not fruitless, for before half an hour had passed, the 
 young man showed evident signs of recovery. Old 
 Ocean had stood quietly during all this time at the 
 foot of the bed ; but when he saw his master Henry 
 open his eyes, the dog snatched something from off 
 a chair, and started unobserved out of the room. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 171 
 
 circumstances to let him go to the one in the neigh- 
 boring town. 
 
 Attached to her little cottage was about an acre 
 of ground. This Joe used to cultivate, raising pota- 
 toes, cabbages, tomatoes, and various other vegeta- 
 bles, for which he found a ready sale, besides having 
 enough left for their own use during the winter. 
 
 It grieved Joe very much to thick he was debar- 
 red the high privilege of getting an education. He 
 was very ambitious to be great and rich. Of a vis- 
 ionary turn of mind, all his leisure moments, during 
 the long days of summer, were spent building castles 
 in the air, each to crumble to decay among the ruins 
 of the past. 
 
 He was passionately fond of the water, and had a 
 great desire to become a sailor, and travel over the 
 boundless ocean ; and, if he had had no one but him- 
 self to consult, he would have, ere this, found the 
 ship-board, and sailed before the mast. 
 
 But the dearest of all earthly ties held him back. 
 That was his mother. He had not the heart to 
 disregard the silent tear that trembled neath her 
 dark lashes when he would wish to go, so he tried 
 to be content. He could not, however, drive his 
 favorite project from his mind, but kept it alive, by 
 modeling little ships, which he would sail upon the 
 silver stream that skirted his garden. 
 
 When Joe had nearly attained his fifteenth birth- 
 day, a fine opportunity offered for him to go on a 
 
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TALES AND STORIES. 173 
 
 long cruise. An old captain, whose family lived in 
 the same village, offered to take Joe under his espe- 
 cial charge, while his mother should make her home 
 with his family until their return. After much hesi- 
 tation she consented, and Joe, full of hope, donned 
 the blue shirt and tarpaulin with a light heart, de- 
 termining that, now he was started upon the world, 
 he would make a fortune. 
 
 He was perfectly bewildered when he arrived at 
 the great bustling city of New York, never having 
 been so far away from home before. He had not 
 much time to look around, for the day after his ar- 
 rival the ship sailed. He was at first terribly sea- 
 sick ; but a few weeks made an old sailor of him. 
 He was charmed with the ocean and a sailor's life. 
 He soon learned to climb the shrouds, with the best 
 of them. They had been out about six months, 
 when they encountered a violent storm, which made 
 Joe, for the first time, regret that he had left home. 
 Then, it was not his own imminent danger, but the 
 thought of his mother, and what would become of 
 her if he should die. Alone in the world, without a 
 tie, the blow might be fatal. Such thoughts as 
 these vibrated to his very soul, and awakened re- 
 grets that could not be stilled ; while the storm 
 raged, threatening every moment to. dash the frail 
 bark to atoms, giving all her crew a watery grave 
 among the coral depths of ocean. 
 
 God, in his providence, saw fit to order it other- 
 
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 wise. The winds lulled, the dark clouds burst 
 asunder, showing to the faithful sailors their silver 
 linings ; while the great bow of promise spanned the 
 heavens. 
 
 A STORM AT SEA. 
 
 After an absence of three years, the beardless boy 
 returned to the home of his childhood, so much al- 
 tered that his own mother scarce recognized him. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 175 
 
 How had time passed with her ? Her grief was 
 more subdued, and her step had regained a portion 
 of its former elasticity. Each was pleased with the 
 changes time had wrought in the other. The grate- 
 ful mother hoped that her darling son would be tired 
 of his wanderings, and spend the remainder of his 
 life with her. But in this she was disappointed. 
 No persuasions could keep him at home. He was 
 born for a sailor, and a sailor he would be for life. 
 
 The next voyage he held a higher station, and 
 the next, and so on, until he was enabled to buy a 
 
 THE OCEAN. 
 
 small craft, and be her captain. From that, he 
 went on until, at this time, he is one of the greatest 
 captains living, and has attained the title of Com- 
 
176 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 modore. His desire to become rich and great, 
 through great perseverance, has been more than 
 realized. He is not only a millionaire, but is the 
 owner of vessels of every description, from the gigan- 
 tic steamer that plows the waves with fearful rapid- 
 ity, to the little coaster, whose white sails spread to 
 every breeze, and which is wafted along by the 
 breath of heaven. 
 
 So you see, my little friends, that perseverance 
 will accomplish a great deal, and it is in the power 
 of both rich and poor to attain greatness. Devote 
 all your energies to one object, and success will 
 surely follow. 
 
 THE STRANDED SHIP. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 177 
 
 AN EXQUISITE STORY BY LAMABTINE. 
 
 IN the tribe of Neggdah, there was a horse, whose 
 fame was spread far and near, and a Bedouin of 
 another tribe, by name Daher, desired extremely to 
 possess it. Having offered in vain for it his camels 
 and his whole wealth, he hit at length upon the 
 following device, by which he hoped to gain the ob- 
 ject of his desire. He resolved to stain his face 
 with the juice of an herb, to clothe himself in rags, 
 to tie his legs and neck together, so as to appear 
 like a lame beggar. Thus equipped, he went to 
 wait for Nabor, the owner of the horse, who he 
 knew was to pass that way. When he saw Nabor 
 approaching on his beautiful steed, he cried out in a 
 weak voice, " I am a poor stranger, for three days I 
 have been unable to move from this spot to seek for 
 food. I am dying, help me and heaven will reward 
 you." The Bedouin kindly offered to take him on 
 his horse and carry him home ; but the rogue replied, 
 " I cannot rise ; I have no strength left." Nabor, 
 touched with pity, dismounted, led his horse to the 
 spot ; and with great difficulty, set the seeming beg- 
 gar on his back. But no sooner did Daher feel him- 
 self in the saddle, than he set spurs to the horse and 
 galloped off, calling out as he did so, " It is I, Daher. 
 I have got the horse and am off with it." Nabor 
 called after him to stop and listen. Certain of not 
 
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TALES AND STORIES. 179 
 
 being pursued, he turned and halted at a short dis- 
 tance from Nabor, who was armed with a spear. 
 "You have taken my horse," said the latter. 
 " Since heaven has willed it, I wish you joy of it ; 
 but I do conjure you never to tell any one how you 
 obtained it." " And why not ?" said Daher. " Be- 
 cause," said the noble Arab, " another man might 
 be really ill, and men would fear to help him. You 
 would be the cause of many refusing to perform an 
 act of charity, for fear of being duped as I have 
 been." Struck with shame at these words, Daher 
 was silent for a moment, then springing from the 
 horse, returned it to its owner embracing him. 
 Nabor made him accompany him to his tent, where 
 they spent a few days together, and became fast 
 friends for life. 
 
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 WOLSEY BRIDGE ; OR, THE BOY 
 BACHELOR 
 
 
 ON the south side of the ancient passage leading 
 from the street to the churchyard of St. Ni- 
 cholas, was formerly situated the commodious house 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 181 
 
 of Thomas Wolsey, a substantial butcher and grazier, 
 of the town of Ipswich, in the sixteenth century. 
 
 This Thomas Wolsey was one of those persons 
 with whom the acquisition of wealth appears to be 
 the sole purpose of existence. It was his boast 
 " that he had thrice trebled the patrimony he had 
 derived from his father," from whom he had inherited 
 his flourishing business, besides some personal pro- 
 perty. Acting in direct contradiction to that injunc- 
 tion of the royal psalmist, " If riches increase, set 
 not your heart upon them " his very soul appeared 
 to dwell in his money bags, his well attended sham- 
 bles, or the pleasant lowland pastures where the 
 numerous flocks and herds grazed, the profits on 
 which he calculated would so materially improve his 
 store. He made no show, no figure among his fellow 
 townsmen ; never exchanging his long blue linen 
 gown, leathern girdle, and coarse brown hose, for 
 any other apparel, except on a Sunday, when he 
 wore a plain substantial suit of sad colored cloth, 
 garnished with silver buttons, and the polished steel 
 and huge sheath knife, which he usually wore at his 
 side, were exchanged for a silver-hilted dagger and 
 an antique rosary and crucifix. 
 
 Satisfied with the conviction that he was one of 
 the wealthiest tradesmen in Ipswich, he saw no rea- 
 son for exciting the envy of the poor or the ill-will 
 of the rich, by any outward demonstrations of the 
 fact, but continued to live in the same snug, plain 
 
182 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 manner to which he had been accustomed in his 
 early days, making it the chief desire of his heart 
 that his only son, Thomas, should tread in his steps, 
 and succeed him in his prosperous and well-estab- 
 lished business, with the same economical habits 
 and an equally laudable care for the main chance. 
 
 The maternal pride of his wife, Joan, who was the 
 descendant of a family that could boast of gentle 
 blood, prompted the secret hope that the ready wit 
 and studious habits, together with the clerkly skill 
 and learned lore which the boy had already acquired 
 at the grammar school, might qualify him for some- 
 thing better than the greasy craft of a butcher, and 
 perhaps one day elevate him to the situation of port 
 reeve or town clerk. But for the boy himself, his 
 youthful ambition pointed at higher marks than the 
 golden speculations of trade or the attainment of 
 lucrative offices and civic honors in his native town. 
 
 From the first moment he entered the grammar 
 school, and took his place on the lowest seat there, 
 he determined to occupy the highest, and to this, in 
 an almost incredibly brief period of time, he had 
 rapidly ascended ; and though only just entering his 
 twelfth year, he was the head boy in the school, and, 
 in the opinion of his unlearned father, " knew more 
 than was good for him." 
 
 As soon, indeed, as his son Thomas had learned 
 to write a " fair clerkly hand, to cast accounts, and 
 construe a page in the Breviary," he considered his 
 
TALES -AND STORIES. 
 
 183 
 
 education complete, and was desirous of saving the 
 expense of keeping him longer at school ; but here 
 he was overruled by his more liberal-minded wife 
 Joan, who, out of the savings of her own privy purse, 
 paid the quarterly sum of eight-pence to the master 
 of the school, for the further instruction of her hope- 
 ful boy Thomas, whose abilities she regarded as 
 
 GOING TO SCHOOL. 
 
 little less than miraculous. Persons better qualified 
 than the good wife, Joan Wolsey, to judge of the 
 natural talents and precocious acquirements of her 
 son, had also spoken in high terms of his progress in 
 the learned languages, and predicted great things of 
 him. These were personages of no less importance 
 than the head master of the Ipswich grammar school, 
 
L84 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 and the parish priest of St. Nicholas, the latter of 
 whom was a frequent visitor at the hospitable 
 messuage of master Thomas Wolsey the elder, on 
 the ostensible business of chopping Latin with young 
 Thomas, and correcting his Greek exercises for him ; 
 but no doubt the spiced tankards of flowing ale, and 
 the smoking beef-steaks, cut from the very choicest 
 part of the ox, and temptingly cooked by the well- 
 skilled hands of that accomplished housewife, Joan 
 Wolsey, to reward him for his good report of her 
 darling boy's proficiency, had some influence in 
 drawing father Boniface thither so often. 
 
 The bishop of the diocese himself had conde- 
 scended to bestow unqualified praise on the graceful 
 and eloquent manner in which, when he visited the 
 school, young Wolsey had delivered the compli- 
 mentary Latin oration on that occasion. The good- 
 natured prelate had even condescended to pat his 
 curly head on the conclusion of the address, and to 
 say, " Spoken like a cardinal, my little man !" 
 
 From that moment young Wolsey had made up 
 his mind as to his future destiny. It was to no 
 purpose that his father tried the alternate eloquence 
 of entreaties, reasoning, promises and threats, to de- 
 tach him from his engrossing studies, and induce 
 him to turn his attention to the lucrative business of a 
 butcher and grazier. The idea of such servilely 
 earned pelf was revolting to the excited imagination 
 of the youthful student, whose mind was full of 
 
TALKS AND STORIES. 185 
 
 classic imagery, and intent on the attainment of 
 academic honors, the steps by which he projected to 
 ascend to the more elevated objects of his ambition. 
 
 The church was, in those days, the only avenue 
 through which talented persons of obscure birth 
 might hope to arrive at greatness, and young Wolsey 
 replied to all his father's exordiums urging him to 
 attend to the cattle market, the slaughter house, or 
 the shambles, by announcing his intention of becom- 
 ing an ecclesiastic. 
 
 The flush of anger with which this unwelcome 
 declaration had clouded the brow of the elder Wol- 
 sey was perfectly perceptible when he returned home 
 after the fatigues of the day to take his evening 
 meal, which his wife, Joan, was busily engaged in 
 preparing for him over the fire with her own hands. 
 
 " 1 knew how it would turn out all along of your 
 folly, mistress, in keeping the boy loitering away his 
 time, and learning all manner of evil habits at the 
 grammar school, when he ought to have been bound 
 apprentice to me, and learning our honest craft, for 
 the last two years," muttered the malcontent butcher, 
 throwing himself into his large arm-chair, lined with 
 sheep-skins. 
 
 " What a coil the woman keeps up with her fry- 
 ing pan," continued he peevishly, on perceiving that 
 the discreet Joan appeared disposed to drown the 
 ebullitions of his wrath in the hissing and bubbling 
 of the fat in her pan, as she artfully redoubled her 
 assiduity in shaking it over the blazing hearth. 
 
186 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 " Why, Joan," he pursued, " one cannot hear 
 oneself speak for the noise you make." 
 
 " The noise is all of your own making, I trow, 
 master," replied Joan, continuing to stir her hissing, 
 sputtering pan briskly as she spoke. 
 
 "I say, leave off that frizzling with the fat in 
 that odious pan," vociferated he. 
 
 " So I will, master, if you wish to have burnt col- 
 lops for your supper to-night," replied Joan meekly. 
 
 " I don't care whether 1 have any supper at all," 
 replied the butcher testily ; " I am vexed, mistress." 
 
 " Good lack ! what should happen to vex you, 
 master!" responded his wife. "I am sure the 
 world always seems to wag the way you'd have it 
 go ; but losses and crosses in business will chance 
 even to the most prosperous, at times. Is one of 
 your fat beasts dead ?" 
 
 "No!" 
 
 " Some of your best sheep been stolen ?" 
 
 " No 1" 
 
 " Mayhap then, some customer, whom you have 
 suffered to run up a long score, is either dead or 
 bankrupt ?" 
 
 " Worse than that, mistress." 
 
 " I prythee, good Thomas^ let me hear the truth 
 at once," exclaimed the startled Joan, upsetting the 
 frying pan into the fire in her alarm. " The mis- 
 fortune must be great that hath befallen you, if it 
 be reckoned by you worse than the loss of money." 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 187 
 
 " Why, mistress, do not you reckon the perverse 
 inclinations of one's own flesh and blood a more 
 serious calamity than loss of substance ?" 
 
 " Aye, master ; but that is a trial we have never 
 had the sorrow of knowing since our only son, 
 Thomas, albeit I say it who ought not, is the most 
 dutiful, diligent, and loving lad, that ever blessed a 
 parent's heart," said the fond mother, melting into 
 tears of tenderness as she spoke. 
 
 " Hold thy peace, dame," cried the indignant 
 husband, darting a look of angry reproach on the 
 offending youth, who had been comfortably reposing 
 himself on an oaken settle by the fireside, reading 
 Virgil's Eneid by the light of the blazing embers, 
 during the whole of the discussion, without concern- 
 ing himself about any thing, save to preserve the 
 beloved volume from being sprayed by the fat which 
 the frying-pan, in falling, had scattered in all direc- 
 tions. " That lad, on whom you bestow such foolish 
 commendations," pursued old Wolsey ; " that lad, 
 whatever might have been his former virtuous in- 
 clinations, has now disappointed all my hopes, for 
 he hath turned an errant scape-grace, and refuseth 
 to become a batcher, though the shambles he would 
 inherit from me are the largest, the most com- 
 modious, and the best frequented with ready-penny 
 customers, of any on the market hill. Moreover, it 
 is a business in which his grandfather got money, 
 and I, following in his good steps, with still better 
 
188 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 success, have become I scorn to boast, but the 
 truth may be spoken without blame one of the 
 wealthiest tradesmen in the borough." 
 
 O 
 
 " Then the less need, my master, of enforcing 
 such a clever lad as our Thomas to follow a craft 
 which is so unsuitable for a scholar," observed Joan. 
 
 " There," groaned the butcher, " was the folly of 
 making him one, which hath been the means of 
 teaching him to slight the main chance, and to turn 
 his head with pagan poesies or monkish lore. Would 
 you believe it, mistress Joan, he hath had the 
 audacity to profess his desire of becoming a student 
 at the university of Oxenford !" 
 
 " And why should he not, master Wolsey, since 
 he promiseth to become a learned clerk ?" asked the 
 proud mother. 
 
 " To what purpose should he go thither ?" said 
 the father. 
 
 " Marry, master, to increase his learning, and to 
 put him in the way of becoming a great man," 
 responded mistress Joan. 
 
 " A great man, forsooth !" echoed her husband 
 contemptuously ; " who ever heard of a butcher's 
 son becoming a person of distinction ?" 
 
 " I have heard, sir," said young Wolsey, closing 
 his book eagerly ; "I have heard of a destitute 
 swineherd becoming a pope." 
 
 " Indeed !" ejaculated his father with an air of 
 incredulity. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 189 
 
 "Yes, sir, it was Nicholas Brekespeare, afterwards 
 Pope Adrian the Fourth, the only Englishman who 
 ever filled the papal chair, but perhaps not the last 
 whom learning, combined with persevering enter- 
 prise, may conduct to that eminence." 
 
 " Ho ! ho ! ho !" cried the butcher, bursting into 
 a loud laugh ; "I wist not of the high mark at 
 which your ambition aimeth, son Thomas ! Well, 
 if enabling you to become a servitor in Magdalen 
 College will advance your holiness one step towards 
 the possession of St. Peter's keys, I will not withhold 
 my assistance and my blessing, though much I doubt 
 whether it will carry thee into the Vatican, or what- 
 ever you call it, of which you and Father Boniface 
 are always talking." 
 
 " And what if it do not carry him quite so far, 
 master," interposed Joan, "didst thou never hear 
 of the proverb, He who reacheth after a gown of 
 cloth of gold, shall scarcely fail of getting one of the 
 sleeves ?" 
 
 ' Ay, mother !" cried young Wolsey ; " and when 
 I am a cardinal, my father will thank you for the 
 parable." 
 
 " Ah ! if I ever live to see that day, son Thomas !" 
 observed the butcher. 
 
 " Why should you doubt it, master ?" asked mis- 
 tress Joan. 
 
 " Because, wife, it is easy to talk of dignities and 
 honors, but to obtain them would be attended with 
 
190 M E li 11 Y ' S BOOK OF 
 
 
 
 difficulties, which, I doubt our simple son, Thomas, 
 will find insurmountable/' 
 
 " I shall, at least, lose nothing in making the at- 
 tempt/' observed young Wolsey. 
 
 " There is your mistake, boy ; you will lose some- 
 thing very considerable," replied his father. 
 
 " Dear father, what can that be for which the learn- 
 ing I shall acquire will not make me ample amends ?" 
 
 " The most flourishing butchery in Ipswich, sim- 
 pleton ! which, if once lost through your inconside- 
 rate folly, you may study till doomsday, and acquire 
 all the learning in popedom and heathenesse into 
 the bargain, without being able to re-establish it in 
 its present prosperity," returned* the mortified father 
 with a groan. 
 
 A smile which the younger Wolsey strove in vain 
 to repress, played over his features at these words. 
 
 "Ay, scorn and slight the substantial good that 
 is within your reach for the sake of the vain shadow 
 which is beyond your power to obtain, Thomas Wol- 
 sey," said his father with great bitterness. 
 
 " My dear father, you know little of the powers 
 of the human mind, or of the mighty things which 
 its energies, when once roused, and directed towards 
 one object may effect." 
 
 " I tell you, Thomas, that the end you propose is 
 impossible." 
 
 " Sir," replk-d young Wolsey, " I have blotted 
 that word out of MY dictionary." 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 191 
 
 " I like your spirit, young man/' said his father, 
 ' ' albeit it savoreth a little of presumption." 
 
 " That remains to be proved/' said his son, " and 
 I am quite ready that my earnestness should be tried 
 by any test you may be inclined to demand. " 
 
 " 1 shall hold you to your word/' replied his father, 
 " and condition, that if you take up your bachelor's 
 degree within four years of your entering Magdalen 
 College, then shall you proceed in the course of life 
 on which you are so determinately bent ; but i^jrou 
 fail in doing this, then shall you return to my house, 
 and submit your future destiny to my disposal." 
 
 " If I take it not up within two years of my en- 
 tering the college, barring accidents of sickness or 
 death, then strip me of the learned stole of a clerk 
 of Oxenford, and chain me to your girdle as a 
 butcher's slave for life," replied the youth with 
 heightened color. 
 
 " Thou hast pledged thyself to that which thou 
 canst not perform, son Thomas," replied his father, 
 " Who ever heard of a boy of fourteen taking up a 
 bachelor's degree at Oxenford ?" 
 
 " Thou shalt hear of one anon, mine honored 
 father," said young Wolsey. 
 
 " I will engage that thy mother shall have the 
 finest baron of beef in my shambles to roast for din- 
 ner on the day on which I hear that news," rejoined 
 his father. 
 
 " See that you keep my father to his promise, 
 
192 
 
 MERRY S BOOK OF 
 
 mother," said the youth, " for I shall travel night 
 and day, in hopes of being the first to communicate 
 the intelligence, or at any rate, to arrive in time to 
 come in for a slice of the beef while it be hot." 
 
 The important object being now accomplished of 
 obtaining the consent of the elder Wolsey to his 
 son's entering the university of Oxford, the lad 
 commenced his journey on the following day for that 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 193 
 
 ancient seat of learning. He was on foot, for the 
 sturdy butcher, his father, though well able to send 
 him thither on a stout pack-horse, attended by one 
 of his own men, was determined to afford no facilities 
 for an enterprise to which he had so little relish. 
 
 The loving care of mistress Joan Wolsey had sup- 
 plied the youthful candidate for scarlet stockings 
 and cardinal's hat with a few silver groats for his 
 expenses on the road, and a needful stock of linen 
 and other necessaries, which he carried in a leathern 
 wallet in one hand, and in the other a stout oaken 
 staff; but that which young Wolsey considered 
 more precious than either money or apparel, was a 
 letter of recommendation from the head master of 
 the Ipswich grammar school to the master of Mag- 
 dalen College. 
 
 This credential obtained for its lonely and friend- 
 less bearer that attention which his juvenile appear- 
 ance, diminutive stature, and his coarse and travel- 
 soiled attire, would most probably have failed of 
 attracting. 
 
 Having passed his examination with great credit 
 to himself, he was admitted as a servitor of Mag- 
 dalen College. In this novel situation young Wol- 
 sey had some difficulties, and not a few hardships 
 and privations, to contend with ; but these, when 
 weighed against the mighty object which engrossed 
 all his thoughts, were as dust in the balance, and 
 the only effect they had was to increase his perse- 
 
194 ME KEY'S BOOK OF 
 
 vering diligence. At the end of the first term he 
 had made a progress which astonished bis masters 
 and fellow students. Before the two years had ex- 
 pired within which the lad had pledged himself to 
 take up a degree, an attempt which his father with 
 reason judged unattainable by a person of his tender 
 age, the good-wife Joan Wolsey, in great haste, en- 
 tered the shambles, where her husband was preparing 
 to put an uncommonly fine baron of beef into the 
 basket of a nobleman's servant, and laying hands 
 upon it, exclaimed, " Why, Thomas Wolsey, what 
 are you about to do with that meat ?" 
 
 " To send it to the house of my lord, according to 
 order, to be sure, mistress," replied the butcher, with 
 a look of surprise. 
 
 es An it had been ordered by King Henry him- 
 self, he should not have it to-day," said Mistress 
 Joan. 
 
 "Is your wife delirit, master Wolsey?" asked 
 the servant. 
 
 " One would suppose so by her wild words," said 
 the astonished butcher, who knew not what to think 
 of the behavior of his usually discreet spouse. 
 
 " If I be, master, it is with joy," replied Joan 
 Wolsey ; " but the truth is, I came hither to claim 
 the finest baron of beef in the shambles, which you 
 said I should roast for dinner on the day on which 
 you heard the news of our son, Thomas Wolsey, 
 taking up a bachelor's degree at Oxenford." 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 195 
 
 "And who brought you the intelligence, mis- 
 tress ?" demanded her husband. 
 
 " A joyful messenger, my good man, for it was 
 the boy himself, blessings on him ! dressed in his 
 bachelor's gown, and bearing the certificate of his 
 admission as a fellow of Magdalen College." 
 
 "Humphrey !" cried the delighted father, turn- 
 ing to his head-man, " take that baron of beef home 
 to my house, and help thy mistress to split it, and 
 put it down to the fire, that my boy bachelor may 
 dine off the best joint in my shambles ; and do you, 
 master Ealph," added he, turning to his lordship's 
 servant, " make my duty to my lord, and ask him, 
 if he will be pleased to put up with rump or ribs to- 
 day, since the baron of beef, for which his house- 
 keeper hath sent, was bespoken nearly two years be- 
 fore his order came, and my good dame hath come 
 to claim my pledge in earnest." 
 
 " Which my lord is too strict an observer of his 
 own word to wish you to forfeit on his account, I am 
 sure, master Wolsey," said Kalph : " and when I 
 explain the pleasant cause for which you have made 
 bold to disappoint his lordship of his favorite dish 
 to-day, he, who is himself a scholar and a patron of 
 learning withal, will hold you excused." 
 
 This day being a holiday, the head master of the 
 Ipswich grammar school, several of young Wolsey's 
 chosen friends among the scholars, and the good- 
 humored curate of St. Nicholas^ were invited to par- 
 
196 MKBRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 take of the baron of beef which the young bachelor 
 had so honorably earned, and which Mrs. Joan Wol- 
 sey cooked in her most approved style, to the great 
 satisfaction of her husband and the guests. 
 
 This was one of the long vacations, but no season 
 of idleness to young Wolsey, whose unremitting ap- 
 plication to study impaired his appetite, and ren- 
 dered him languid and feverish, which his anxious 
 mother perceiving, and feeling some alarm lest his 
 incessant mental toil might injure his naturally fee- 
 ble constitution, she communicated her uneasiness 
 to her husband, and asked him if he could not con- 
 trive some little pleasant employment for him, which 
 would have the effect of diverting him for a few 
 days from his sedentary occupations. 
 
 " Ay, ay, dame," replied old Wolsey, " I have a 
 choice bit of pastime for the boy ; he shall go with 
 Humphrey and Peter and Miles to buy beeves off 
 the Southwold and Reydon commons and marshes." 
 
 " That would do well enough, master, if the lad 
 were any judge of cattle, which I fear, with all his 
 college learning, he is not," responded mistress 
 Joan. 
 
 " You may well say that, mistress," rejoined the 
 butcher, " for, though he hath been born, bred, and 
 nourished in the midst of such matters, and he is 
 observant enough in other things, yet I would an- 
 swer for it, he knoweth not the difference between 
 a fat beast and a lean one, a Scot or a home-bred, 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 
 
 197 
 
 yea scarcely between a long horn or a snort ; and 
 were I to send him on this business of mine without 
 my shrewd foreman, Humphrey, to instruct his ig- 
 norance and detect the knavery of the sellers, he 
 would bring me home pretty bargains of beasts 
 
 >* 
 
 against the Easter festivals. Why these fat monks 
 of Reydon, who are far better skilled in grazing for 
 the Ipswich and Yarmouth markets than in their 
 church Latin, would be sure to palm their old worn- 
 out mortuary cows upon him for fine young heifers, 
 and make him pay the price of three-year old steers 
 
198 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 for their broken-down yoke oxen that had plowed 
 the convent lands for the last ten years. But, as I 
 said before, Humphrey shall go with him, who is 
 used to their tricks of old, and will bid them half 
 their asking price at a word, which our Thomas 
 would be ashamed of doing to men of their cloth 
 were he left to himself, so he shall only have the 
 pleasant part of the business, to wit, listening to the 
 chaffering, and paying down the money when the 
 price is agreed upon by those who are wiser in such 
 matters than himself." 
 
 " And how do you propose for him to perform the 
 journey, master, for the places whereof you speak 
 are many miles distant ?" said Joan. 
 
 " Under forty miles, wife, which will be no great 
 stretch for Miles and Peter (who are to drive the 
 cattle) to walk ; as for Thomas, he shall ride my 
 gray mare, and Humphrey can take the black nag, 
 and give Miles and Peter a lift behind him by turns, 
 which will ease their legs, and make it a pleasant 
 journey for them all. Ah ! that part of Suffolk is 
 a fine grazing country to travel through. I am sure 
 I shall envy Thomas the prospect of so many herds 
 and flocks as he will see on those upland meads and 
 salt-marshes ; but he will think more of chopping 
 Latin with the monks of Blitheborough, and looking 
 over their old musty books and records, which could 
 never give a hungry man his dinner, than of all the 
 sensible sights he might see by the way." 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 199 
 
 " Every one to his vocation, master/' replied Joan 
 Wolsey ; " yours is to feed the bodies, and my 
 Thomas' will be to nourish the minds of men with 
 a more enduring food than that which you* have it 
 in your power to provide." 
 
 " Gramercy, mistress !" said the butcher, with a 
 grin ; " one would think he had been feasting you 
 on some of his improving diet, for you begin to 
 discourse like a doctor." 
 
 The next day by peep of dawn, the quartette set 
 forth from St. Nicholas' passage on their expedition, 
 on which no one reckoned more than young Wolsey, 
 who wearing his college cap and gown, the latter of 
 which was tucked up round his waist, lest its long 
 full skirts should impede his horsemanship, was 
 mounted on his father's easy-pacing gray mare. 
 For the convenience of riding he was accommodated 
 with a pair of the old man's boots, which drew up 
 far above his knees, and were wide enough to admit 
 three pair of legs like the stripling's slender limbs. 
 He rode cautiously at the head of the cavalcade, 
 taking care to keep close to Humphrey, who jogged 
 along very comfortably on the black nag, whose 
 mettle, if ever it had possessed any, was tamed by 
 the wear and tear of fifteen years of service in the 
 butcher's cart. 
 
 Miles and Peter trudged steadily along with their 
 quarter staffs in their hands, relying on their own 
 excellent pedestrianisni to reach the ultimate place 
 
200 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 of their destination almost as soon as the horsemen 
 of the party, whose steeds they knew would be 
 sorely jaded before they reached St. Peter's, Wang- 
 ford, where their master had directed them to crave 
 lodging for the night of the monks of Clugni, who 
 there occupied a cell dependent on the monastery 
 of Thetford, which also was the parent house of the 
 cell at Reydon. 
 
 The two saucy knaves occasionally exchanged sly 
 glances, and cracked dry jokes on the unsuitable 
 array and cautious riding of the young Oxford 
 student, their master's son, and the steady jog trot 
 of Humphrey, who rode quite at his ease on a soft 
 sheepskin which supplied the place of a saddle, by 
 being tightly buckled with a broad leathern strap 
 under the belly of the black nag, whose quiet tem- 
 per allowed her to be ridden safely without stirrups. 
 
 The sun rose brightly in a soft April sky by the 
 time they reached Woodbridge. Young Wolsey 
 had now become familiar with the paces of the gray 
 mare, and the excitement of the exercise, the beauty 
 of the morning, the invigorating freshness of the air, 
 and lovely succession of new and agreeable objects, 
 contributing to raise his spirits, he soon began to 
 assume a little more of the cavalier, and occasionally 
 used the whip and the spurs, in defiance of all 
 Humphrey's prudential cautions. Nature had well 
 qualified the youthful student, both in form and 
 agility, to play the graceful horseman, and before 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 201 
 
 they arrived at Wickham Market, the skill and 
 boldness with which he managed his steed was a 
 matter of surprise to the whole party. 
 
 At this little town they stopped, and refreshed 
 both men and beasts with a substantial breakfast, 
 and then set forward on their journey with renewed 
 spirits. Young Wolsey, who had a purpose of his 
 own to answer, put his father's mare to her speed, 
 and soon left the pedestrian Peter, and the hapless 
 nag with its double burden, of Humphrey and Miles, 
 far in the rear, regardless of their shouts of " Fair 
 play, master Thomas ! fair play !" and " Alack, 
 alack, sir, have a care of our good master's mare I" 
 
 But the stripling, who liked not the repeated 
 hints which Humphrey had given him of the pro- 
 priety and expediency, to say nothing of the kind- 
 ness, of giving poor Peter a lift behind him, now 
 they were clear of the houses, was determined to 
 ride forward, not wishing the bachelor's cap and 
 gown to appear in such close fellowship with the 
 butcher's blue and greasy buff of his father's men. 
 Besides, he greatly desired, instead of keeping the 
 log- trot pace that suited their convenience, to gain 
 an hour or two to spend with the monks of the 
 Holyrood at Blitheborough, and to examine the 
 antiquities, architecture, and localities of that an- 
 cient and interesting place, through which the route 
 chalked out for him by his father lay ; but the elder 
 Wolsey had strictly charged Humphrey in his hear- 
 
202 MERRY'S BOOK or 
 
 ing, " not to permit his young master to delay their 
 journey, by wasting his time and theirs in prating 
 Lating gibberish with the black locust of Blithe- 
 borough/' (as he irreverently styled those worthy 
 anchorites,) " especially as he did not want to deal 
 with them for sheep, the last he had bought .off their 
 walks having proved a very bad bargain." 
 
 Now young Wolsey, when he heard this caution, 
 secretely resolved to arrange matters so as to enjoy 
 the conference with the monks without either infrin- 
 ging his father's directions, or being pestered with 
 the company of his blue-frocked retainers. So he 
 prest his mare on, and though, as well as her, sorely 
 wearied with the unwonted number of miles he had 
 traversed, his youthful spirits carried him forward 
 with unabated energy, till, on descending the last 
 hill after crossing the extensive track of purple heath, 
 known by the name of Blitheborough Sheep-walks, 
 that most stately structure, the church of the Holy 
 Trinity, rose before him in all the magnificence of 
 the monastic ages of its glory, in the elaborate rich- 
 ness of the florid gothic architecture, untouched by 
 time and unimpaired by accident, with the bright 
 sunbeams playing and flashing on the many-colored 
 stains of its wide and lofty windows. 
 
 Young Wolsey checked his horse, and gazed upon 
 this noble edifice with the enthusiasm natural to 
 the future founder of colleges and gothic buildings ; 
 then slowly, and looking often backwards, he pro- 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 203 
 
 ceeded to the cell and chapel of the Holyrood, which 
 indeed was so contiguous to the spot that he was 
 able still to enjoy a close view of the new church, as 
 it was then called, while he partook of the good 
 cheer which the hospitable fraternity produced for 
 his refreshment, and to which the hungry stripling 
 did ample justice. 
 
 As the bells were chiming for vespers, monastic 
 etiquette compelled him to accompany the monks 
 to their pretty chapel ; and when the evening service 
 was concluded, the friendly monks gratified their 
 visitor with an interior view of the church of the 
 Holy Trinity, and pointed out to him its rich car- 
 vings, screens, trellises, and magnificently sculp- 
 tured and emblazoned roof. 
 
 Young Wolsey had been too deeply engaged in 
 the contemplation of these interesting localities to 
 embrace the opportunity of displaying his own 
 learning to the friendly monks, who had treated him 
 with the respect which his natural talents and early 
 acquirements were well calculated to inspire, and 
 pressingly invited him to sojourn with them during 
 the rest of the evening, and pass the night in their 
 dormitory ; but the importunities of Humphrey 
 (who, with Peter and Miles, had arrived while he 
 was at Vespers, and having refreshed themselves 
 and the black nag, were now clamorous to proceed) 
 prevailing over his desire of accepting an invitation 
 so agreeable to his own inclinations, he took a lov- 
 
204 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 ing farewell of the hospitable fraternity, promising 
 to find some way of gratifying his wish of passing a 
 few hours with them on his return. Then mount- 
 ing the gray mare, he rode forward at a gentle pace 
 with his weary and somewhat malcontent compan- 
 ions, who scrupled not to reproach him for the want 
 of good fellowship he had displayed in deserting 
 their company. Nor did Humphrey fail to exert 
 the privilege of an old and trusted servant, by rating 
 his young master soundly for having over-heated 
 the gray mare on a long journey, besides incurring 
 much peril of accidents both to himself and that 
 valuable animal, on account of his being an inex- 
 perienced rider, and quite unacquainted with the 
 road. 
 
 The young student who was of course rather im- 
 patient of these rebukes, which he considered very 
 derogatory to the dignity of a bachelor of Oxford to 
 receive from butchers and cattle drovers, endeavored 
 to escape from them by a repetition of his offence, 
 namely, outriding the party ; but that was no lon- 
 ger in his power, for he had fairly knocked up the 
 gray mare so that she was unable to compete with 
 the shabby nag on which Humphrey rode, and the 
 only alternative left him was to listen meekly, or to 
 turn a deaf ear, to the reproaches that assailed him 
 right and left, and amuse himself with his own re- 
 flections, in contemplating the charms of the 
 varied landscape before him, when, on ascending the 
 
TALES- AND STORIES. 205 
 
 gentle hill leading from Blitheburgh, he found Lim- 
 self among the rich woods and cowslipped meads ot 
 Henham, whose castellated hall, then the residence 
 of the Brandons, rose in all its gothic grandeur over 
 grove and vale, as the crowning object of the pros- 
 pect, but was soon after hidden behind the inter- 
 vening screen of deep embowering shades, which 
 were then almost impervious to the light of day, and 
 converted the advancing gloom of evening into early 
 night. No sooner was the party involved in this 
 obscurity, than the offended trio, Humphrey, Miles, 
 and Peter, united their voices in a universal chorus 
 of grumbling at their detention at Blitheburgh, de- 
 claring they were benighted, and should in all 
 probability be robbed of the sum entrusted to them 
 for the purchase of the cattle. 
 
 The welcome sound of the curfew bell of St. 
 Peter's, Wangford, however, soon informed them 
 that their apprehensions were groundless, and put 
 them into better humor, by advertising them that 
 they were not more than a mile distant from the 
 place of their destination ; and presently, after 
 emerging from beneath the sombre shadows of Hen- 
 ham's oaken glades, they found themselves once 
 more in day-light, and in the immediate vicinity of 
 the pretty village of Wangford, which, with its 
 picturesque monastery and chapel of St. Peter's, 
 crowning a gentle eminence, lay full before them. 
 
 The pastoral rivulet of the Wang, from which 
 
206 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 the name of this hamlet is derived, was soon forded 
 by the weary travelers, who, proceeding to the little 
 convent, obtained without difficulty food and shelter 
 for the night. The next morning, as soon as matins 
 were over, which service they of course considered 
 themselves bound to attend, they set forward on 
 their short journey to the neighboring monastery of 
 Key d on. 
 
 Leaving its green bowery labyrinth of sylvan 
 lanes, its antique hall and park, its aboriginal forest 
 and the gray spire of its venerable church, and all 
 that was pleasing and attractive in the landscape of 
 the Reydon, or the red hill (which its Saxon name 
 signifies.) to the left, Humphrey guided the party 
 through a narrow, wet, and incommodious road, to a 
 mean conventual building, situated at the most 
 desolate extremity of the parish, among the salt 
 marshes. 
 
 If Wolsey had expected to find learning, piety, or 
 hospitality among this fraternity, he was certainly 
 much dissapointed ; for a set of more illiterate and 
 narrow-minded men than these Reydon monks were 
 never congregated together. Far from expressing 
 the least interest in the acquirements of their accom- 
 plished yor.!)^ guest, they received the intelligence 
 of his proficiency in the learned languages with dis- 
 may, and appeared far better pleased with the con- 
 versation of Humphrey, Peter and Miles, which in- 
 deed was more in unison with their tastes than that 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 207 
 
 of the scholastic Wolsey, whom they entertained 
 with long dissertations, not on the fathers or the 
 classics, but on the most profitable breeds of cattle, 
 and the most approved modes of fatting swine, in 
 all which matters they were very fluent, and appear- 
 ed to consider it passing strange that a butcher's son 
 possessed so little knowledge on such interesting 
 topics. They also discussed the best methods of 
 curing white bacon, as the fat of pickled pork is 
 called in that part of Suffolk. On this delectable 
 article Wolsey and his party had the felicity of sup- 
 ping that evening, which he afterwards declared was 
 the dullest he ever spent in the whole course of his 
 life. 
 
 The next morning the fraternity proceeded with 
 their guests to the marshes where their cattle fed, 
 where a long and animated discussion took place 
 between Humphrey and the superior of the convent 
 respecting the price, the merits, and defects of the 
 beasts which Humphrey deemed most worthy of his 
 attention, in which so much time was wasted that 
 the dinner bell rang before they had settled the price 
 of so much as one bullock. 
 
 At this meal they were again regaled with white 
 bacon, which appeared a standing dish in this con- 
 vent, for it was produced at supper, breakfast, and 
 dinner ; at the latter, indeed, there was the addition 
 of a huge dish of hard dumplings, with which they 
 devoured a quantity of pork-dripping by way of sauce. 
 
208 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 The morning had been fine but showery, in the 
 afternoon a heavy rain set in, which rendered it im- 
 possible either to visit the cattle-marshes again, or 
 to proceed homewards, which young Wolsey recom- 
 mended his father's men to do, on the conviction of 
 the impossibility of ever concluding a bargain with 
 these frocked and cowled dealers in cattle and feed- 
 ers of swine. 
 
 The rain, however, continued without intermis- 
 sion, and the malcontent student was compelled to 
 remain where he was till the " plague of water," 
 as he called this unwelcome down-pouring, should 
 abate. 
 
 The following morning proving fine, they again 
 proceeded to the marshes in hope of striking a bar- 
 gain, which was at length concluded ; but not till 
 after a delay that appeared to the impatient Wol- 
 sey almost interminable, which time he employed, 
 not in listening to the altercations of the buyer and 
 sellers of the bullocks ; but in strolling through the 
 marshes and making observations, till he obtained a 
 view of Blitheburgh on the line of country that in- 
 tervened, across which he persuaded himself a much 
 shorter cut to that village might be made than by 
 following the usual road through Wangford. Just 
 as he had come to the resolution of attempting that 
 route, the convent bell rang for dinner, and sum- 
 moned him to a sixth meal of white bacon, of which 
 the monks ate with as keen an appetite as if it had 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 209 
 
 been the first time they ever partook of that savory 
 fare, of which Wolsey was by this time almost as 
 weary as of the company of the founders of the en- 
 tertainment. 
 
 The bullocks, twelve in number, were now driven 
 into the convent yard, and Humphrey called upon 
 his young master to pay down the price for which 
 he and the monks had agreed, at the average sum of 
 one pound ten shillings a head, which he pronounced 
 an unconscionable sum with a sly wink of intelli- 
 gence at the Oxford student, by which he gave the 
 youth, who was about to take his words literally, to 
 understand that he was well satisfied with the bar- 
 gain. In fact, the Reydon monks, shrewd and ex- 
 acting as they were, had met with more than their 
 match in the calculating, experienced Humphrey, 
 who, without making a boast of his wisdom in this 
 way, knew how to judge of the weight of a living ox 
 almost to an odd pound. Till the business was 
 concluded, the money paid, and the receipt given, 
 he had forborne to taste of the convent mead or ale, 
 though both had been pressed upon him with an 
 earnestness passing the bounds either of politeness 
 or hospitality by the cunning monks, who hoped to 
 overcome Humphrey's cool, clear judgment and 
 caution, by means of the merry brown bowl ; but 
 now all fear of being overreached in his bargain 'in 
 consequence of such an indulgence was at an end, 
 Humphrey, in spite of all his young master's ex- 
 
210 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 postulations, demanded the lately-rejected beverage, 
 of which he, with Miles and Peter, drank pretty 
 freely, though not perhaps so much as they would 
 have done had the cloistered cattle-dealers been 
 willing to produce more, which they were always 
 sparing in doing after a bargain had been definitely 
 struck. 
 
 The draughts which the trio had swallowed had 
 had, however, the effect of putting them all into 
 such high good humor, that when Wolsey, on 
 mounting, proposed to them his plan of changing 
 the roundabout route through Wangford, for a 
 straight cut across the marshes to Blitheburgh, they 
 offered no objection, for even the prudent Humphrey 
 was desirous of adopting any expedient by which 
 they might make up for the time they had lost in 
 drinking the convent ale after the business was 
 transacted. 
 
 The monks assured them the project was feasible, 
 since the branch of the Blithe which separated Hen- 
 ham and Keydon was fordable, and they would save 
 a considerable distance by crosing the river, but their 
 hospitality did not extend to the civility of sending 
 one of their swine-herds or goose-boys to point out 
 the precise spot at which the attempt might be 
 made without danger to passengers. The stream 
 \v.-is much swollen in consequence of the late heavy 
 rains ; Humphrey and the drovers paused on the 
 rushy bank, each prudently declining to be the first 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 211 
 
 to try the ford. Wolsey, who was piqued at their 
 doubts of his assurance " that it was safe ! perfectly 
 safe !" though he would rather have had one of the 
 others show a demonstrable proof that there was no 
 danger, urged his reluctant mare forward. 
 
 " Hold, master Thomas, hold ! for the love of St. 
 Margaret," cried Humphrey, who was suddenly so- 
 bered by the sight of his young master's peril, and 
 the recollection that the stream was deep and muddy. 
 
 " Now this St. Margaret was a saint for whom 
 Wolsey had neither love nor reverence ; so, without 
 heeding the adjuration so pathetically addressed to 
 him in her name, he boldly plunged into the dark 
 and swollen waters of the dangerous ford. He was, 
 as we have seen, an inexperienced rider on dry land, 
 but a more skillful horseman than the stripling stu- 
 dent would have found it a difficult matter to re- 
 tain his seat and guide the terrified animal, who 
 presently lost her footing, and began to plunge and 
 kick in the muddy slippery ooze of which the bed 
 of the Blithe and its dependent streams are compo- 
 sed, and which having recently been violently dis- 
 turbed by the heavy rains, was in a state of com- 
 plete ferment and liquefaction. 
 
 Wolsey, though encumbered with his bachelor's 
 gown, which he had not this time taken the precau- 
 tionary measure of tucking up and fastening to his 
 girdle, courageously maintained his seat till the 
 mare, exhausted with her violent efforts, sunk, and 
 
212 KERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 left him floating on the stream. He was an expert 
 swimmer in the clear calm Orwell, or the pastoral 
 Gripping, his native streams, but scarcely a fish that 
 had been used to the fresh sparkling element of such 
 rivers as these, could have steered its course in the 
 dark vortex of brackish mud in which poor Wolsey 
 was immersed. 
 
 Peter and Miles stood aghast at the accident, 
 uttering doleful cries for help, without venturing to 
 make a single effort to save the almost exhausted 
 youth. Humphrey, the faithful Humphrey, at the 
 first alarm had dismounted from the ;nag, and was 
 preparing to plunge into the stream to save his mas- 
 ter's son or perish in the attempt, when one of Sir 
 Kichard Brandon's wood-rangers, who had seen the 
 accident and hastened to the spot, reached the end 
 of the long pole he had been using in leaping the 
 marsh ditches, to the youth, by which assistance, 
 the stream being narrow at that place, he was ena- 
 bled, though not without some difficulty, to gain 
 the opposite bank, from which, as soon as he had 
 cleared his eyes and mouth of the salt, bitter, and 
 unsavory ooze he had been compelled to swallow, 
 he called out in an accent of distress to Humphrey, 
 " 0, Humphrey, Humphrey ! what shall we say to 
 my father about the gray mare ?" 
 
 " St. Margaret take the mare !" sobbed Humph- 
 rey, who appeared to consider this patroness as 
 somehow chargeable with the mishap ; " don't talk 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 213 
 
 of her, my dear boy, when she had nearly been the 
 death of you. Howsomdever, master Thomas, you 
 must never undertake to lead those who are wiser 
 than yourself short cuts any more. I hope you 
 have had enough of this precious ford, that was to 
 take you such a near way to Blitheburgh." 
 
 " Why so it will, you simple fellow," said Wolsey 
 laughing, and wiping the mud from his face ; " do 
 riot you see the beautiful church over those marshes, 
 almost at my elbow ? I shall bestir myself to get 
 there as fast as I can, now I am over the water, 
 that I may get dry clothes, a good supper, and 
 some pleasant chat with the worthy monks of the 
 Holy Rood, which will console me for the drenching 
 I have got." 
 
 " Alack, alack ! master Thomas ! what is to be- 
 come of us and the bullocks ?" howled Miles and 
 Peter from the opposite bank. 
 
 " You may come over the river to me, an you 
 like," responded Wolsey from the other side. 
 
 " We durst not do that for our lives," cried the 
 trembling drovers. 
 
 " Then turn yourselves and the bullocks about, 
 and find the road to Wangford as well as ye can : 
 Humphrey knows the country, and he will guide ye 
 to get to Blitheburgh by that roundabout way, ye 
 poltroons, unless ye choose to stay where ye are till 
 I am a Cardinal, when it is my intention to build a 
 bridge over this sweet stream, to prevent other 
 
214 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 travelers from incurring the peril which I have done 
 in endeavoring to ford such a bottomless abyss ot 
 mud/' 
 
 We will not follow the young bachelor to Blithe- 
 burgh, where, doubtless, he met with agreeable en- 
 tertainment, nor will the limits of our tale admit of 
 our tracing the progressive steps by which he in the 
 sequel attained to the eminence to which his ambi- 
 tion, even in childhood, prompted him to aspire. 
 By keeping his attention constantly fixed on this 
 object, he found it at last within his reach ; but was 
 he then contented ? Let me answer this question 
 with another When was the desire of human great- 
 ness ever satisfied ? I refer the juvenile reader to 
 the history of this extraordinary man, who, when he 
 had attained the coveted rank of Cardinal, though 
 he was burdened with the cares of the prime minis- 
 ter of England, which office he held during twenty 
 years of Henry the Eighth's reign, was not forgetful 
 of his promise of building a bridge over the stream 
 which had so nearly proved fatal to himself. The 
 name of the bridge, and the local tradition thereunto 
 belonging, will long, I trust, exist to preserve the 
 memory of an action of pure benevolence to future 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 215 
 
 TALE OF THE THKEE SPINNEKS. 
 
 ONCE upon a time, there was a lazy maiden, 
 who would not spin ; and her mother might say 
 what she pleased, yet could not persuade her to it. 
 But at last anger and impatience overcame the 
 mother, and she gave her a blow, at which she 
 began to weep loudly. Just at that time, the queen 
 rode by in a carriage, and stopping when she heard 
 the weeping, asked the mother why she was beating 
 her daughter so hard, that one without could plainly 
 hear the blows. But the woman was ashamed to 
 disclose the indolence of her daughter, and said : 
 " I cannot prevent her from spinning ; she will spin 
 forever and ever ; and I am so poor, that I cannot 
 procure the flax/' Then the queen said : " There 
 is nothing that I delight in so much as spinning, 
 and am never so happy as when I see the. wheel 
 whirl round ; permit me to take your daughter to 
 my castie, where I have plenty of flax ; she shall 
 then spin as much as she pleases." The mother 
 consented with all her heart, and the queen took 
 away the maiden. When they had come to the 
 castle, she conducted her up to three chambers, 
 which were full of the finest flax from top to bottom. 
 " Now spin me this flax," said she, " and when you 
 have got it done, you shall have my eldest son for a 
 husband ; though you are poor, yet I won't mind 
 
216 
 
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TALES AND STORIES. 217 
 
 that ; you* unwiaried industry is dowry enough." 
 The maiden was inwardly frightened, as she knew 
 that she could not spin the flax even if she lived to 
 the age of three hundred, and sat at it all day from 
 morning till night. As she was now alone, she be- 
 gan to weep, and sat so three days without stirring. 
 On the third day, the queen came, and when she 
 saw that she had done nothing, she was surprised ; 
 but the maiden excused herself by saying that she 
 had not yet been able to commence her work, in 
 consequence of her great sadness occasioned by her 
 removal from her mother. The queen put up with 
 it, but said, on going away : " In the morning you 
 must begin to work for me " 
 
 Now when the maiden was all alone, she was at a 
 perfect loss to know what to do, and went sadly up 
 to the window. There she saw three women coming 
 toward her, of whom the first had a huge flat foot ; 
 the second had a monstrous under-lip, that hung 
 down over her chin, and the third had a great 
 thumb. As she remained there sorrowfully, they 
 stood still, cried out, and asked the maiden what 
 ailed her. When she complained of her trouble, 
 they offered their assistance to her, and said : " If 
 you will invite us to the wedding-feast, and not be 
 ashamed to call us your aunts, and moreover give us 
 a seat at your table, we will spin your flax for you, 
 and that, too, in a very short time." " With all my 
 heart/** she replied ; " only come in and set to work 
 
218 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 quickly/ Then she let the three grange women in, 
 and concealed them in the first chamber, where they 
 might sit down and begin their spinning. One drew 
 out the thread and trod the wheel ; the second knit 
 it ; the third twisted it, and beat with her fingers 
 on the table, and as often as she beat, there fell to 
 the floor a skein of yarn, which was spun in the finest 
 manner. She concealed the spinners from the queen, 
 and showed to her as often as she came, the quantity 
 of yarn spun, so that she received continual praise. 
 When the first chamber was emptied, they came to 
 the second, and finally to the third, and that was at 
 last finished. Now the three women took leave, and 
 said to the maiden : " Do not forget what you have 
 promised us it will be your fortune. " 
 
 When the maiden pointed out to the queen the 
 empty chambers, and the great heaps of yarn, she 
 made preparations for the wedding- feast ; and the 
 bridegroom rejoiced that he was to have so skillful 
 and industrious a wife, and was exceedingly pleased. 
 
 " I have three aunts," said the maiden, " who 
 have shown me a great deal of kindness ; therefore 
 I would not willingly forget them in my good for- 
 tunes ; give me permission, pray, to invite them to 
 the wedding, and seat them* at the table." The 
 queen and the bridegroom readily granted her re- 
 quest. When the feast began, the three spinners 
 entered in a strange costume, and the bride said : 
 " I am glad to see you, dear aunts." " 0," said 
 
TALES AND WONDERS. 
 
 219 
 
 the bridegroom, "how did you come by such ugly 
 relatives ?" Then he went to the first with the 
 
 SPINNING. 
 
220 
 
 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 huge flat foot, and said : " How did you get such a 
 monstrous foot ?" " By treading," she replied, 
 " by treading/' Then he came to the second, also, 
 and said : " Do tell me how you got that huge 
 under lip ?" " By wetting the thread," she replied, 
 " by wetting the thread." Then he said to the 
 third : " How did you get your great thumb ?" 
 " By twisting the thread," she replied, " by twisting 
 the thread." And the king's son was frightened, 
 and said : " Then my dear bride shall never again 
 touch a wheel." Thus she got rid of the disagree- 
 able task of spinning flax. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 221 
 
 buMElBODY NOT PLEASED WITH HIS 
 NAME. 
 
 HERE lived, many long years ago, a 
 man called Somebody, and there was 
 nothing which he disliked so much 
 as this name. "All the misfortunes I have 
 
 ,} met with in the world are entirely owing to my 
 
 J name," he was wont to say ; " and if I could 
 but get a rich estate by so doing, I would part with 
 it directly ; for there always must be Somebody for 
 people to scold when they are in a bad temper 
 Somebody whom they can laugh at or persecute. 
 
 " There is not even a children's party where Some- 
 body is not teased or annoyed. They are sure to 
 make a laughing-stock of Somebody. Somebody 
 always comes badly off, when fruit and cakes are di- 
 vided ; and when the children have grown up into 
 sensible people, it is not much better. Go to a tea- 
 party, and see if Somebody is not pulled over the 
 coals a little, if Somebody is not blamed, or if some 
 evil is not spoken of him. 
 
 " Is there any hard work to be done, and no one 
 has any inclination to set about it, Somebody must 
 
222 MERRY'S BOOK OP 
 
 do it. Is anything broken in the house, Somebody 
 must have done it. Does anything come to light 
 which ought to have been kept a secret, Somebody 
 must have let it out ; and if any foolish prank is 
 set on foot, Somebody is sure to be the sufferer." 
 
 And, therefore, as Somebody was exposed to so 
 much injustice, and had to bear so much that was 
 disagreeable, he took quite a dislike to his name, 
 and determined to give another to his only child a 
 beautiful, lively boy hoping that he might not ex- 
 perience the same annoyance. " He shall be called 
 Nobody," said he! " He will not be much talked 
 about, and people will leave him to himself. No- 
 body is safe from slanderers. Proud people are po- 
 lite to Nobody ; and I have always heard that the 
 stingy are generous to Nobody." 
 
 And so Somebody's child was christened Nobody 
 a very lucky idea, as it seemed, for not long afterward 
 dear "Nobody" was spoken'of on all sides, and the. 
 child seemed in a fair way to make his fortune in 
 the world. His father, however, did not live to see 
 it. One day the funeral bell tolled, and people said, 
 carelessly, Somebody is dead. Nobody followed the 
 coffin ; Nobody wept very bitterly so is it almost 
 always when the poor and unfortunate die ! 
 
 And now the child was quite alone. He went 
 away from the churchyard, and along the high road 
 without exactly knowing what would become of 
 him. At length he came to a beautiful garden, in 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 223 
 
 which fountains, stone statues, an aviary, and a tame 
 ape were to be seen ; hut before the garden was a 
 cast-iron gate, with black rails, having a bar, fastened 
 tightly, drawn in front. 
 
 " Who is allowed to come in here ?" asked the 
 child, of a brisk little gardener-boy, who happened 
 to pass by with a basketful of beautiful melons. 
 
 '"Nobody," answered he, which reply gave our 
 little boy no small delight. 
 
 Without allowing himself much time for reflection 
 he climbed nimbly over the iron-gate rails, and 
 jumped down, without hurting himself, into the 
 deep white sand. Who now could be better off than 
 he? 
 
 Nobody might walk on the green velvet turf; 
 Nobody might break off a flower if he wished at 
 least so it was stated, in large letters, upon the 
 boards which were erected in various parts of the 
 garden ; so he made himself very comfortable, and 
 laid himself down in the cool shade, under a tree, 
 close by the splashing fountains, while he refreshed 
 himself with a few oranges, which he had gathered 
 as he passed through a forcing-house. " I have free 
 entrances everywhere here," thought he ; " and all 
 seems made for me, as it were. I will not be 
 squeamish ; I wish I could see the kind owner of 
 this garden, and thank him for his goodness." 
 
 When he had rested sufficiently, and had quench- 
 ed his thirst with the beautiful juicy fruit, the child 
 
224 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 rose up once more, and wandered still farther and 
 farther into the garden. With every step he discov- 
 ered fresh beauties ; the flowers at length became 
 less numerous, and he reached a wide, open square, 
 in which stood a castle not so very spacious, per- 
 haps, but so splendid, that the poor boy's eyes, 
 heavy with weeping, were opened quite widely to 
 look at it. 
 
 He had never till then seen so handsome a win- 
 dow, or so wide a balcony. Flowers and climbing 
 plants covered the latter, above which a canopy of 
 purple silk was extended. And wonderingly he 
 gazed at the elaborately carved columns which, ap- 
 parently, supported the beautiful edifice. A pair of 
 chattering parrots were swinging to and fro, in their 
 metal rings, among the flowers, and called out with 
 hoarse voices, " Who is there ?" " Who are you ?" 
 
 The little fellow took his cap off quickly, looking 
 very red and frightened, and answered " Pray for- 
 give my having come in here ; I do not wish to dis- 
 turb you, and will go away again. My name is No- 
 body, and I am Somebody's son." 
 
 Having modestly answered the parrots, the little 
 boy determined upon retracing his steps, only that 
 he first wished to know to whom this wonderful 
 castle belonged. He next discovered at the entrance, 
 a smart-looking little man, seated in a kind of glass- 
 case, seriously occupied in turning over the leaves of 
 a book in which were written the names of all visi- 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 225 
 
 tors to the castle. And there, indeed, he might sit 
 and wait for a long while, without having much to 
 write in it, for the barred gate was a hindrance to 
 every one. 
 
 To this little man, who was very gaily and neatly 
 dressed, and still wore the old-fashioned powdered 
 queue, our young gentleman commenced bowing and 
 scraping all the way as he advanced toward him ; 
 and then, with becoming deference, addressed him 
 with, " Be so good as to tell me who lives in this 
 beautiful castle ?" 
 
 "Nobody 1" answered the little man, with a con- 
 temptuous glance at the diminutive questioner, 
 whose poverty-stricken garments were certainly not 
 very suitable in the vicinity of such a wonderful cas- 
 tle. And having given this short, unfriendly an- 
 swer, went on with his book as seriously as if he had 
 the weightiest affairs to settle. 
 
 " So, then, I am to live here," thought our little 
 one in much astonishment. " Well, I can make 
 myself very happy, although I should certainly like 
 to know who it is who is so kindly disposed toward 
 me." 
 
 And with this he passed quietly by the doorkeep- 
 er's glass lodge, without causing him to look up 
 from his book, and ascended the broad marble steps, 
 upon each side of which stood beautiful statues as 
 large as life. Thinking that they were a number 
 of men and women also living in the spacious castle, 
 
226 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 he took off his hat to every one as he passed, and 
 felt very angry that they did not acknowledge his 
 politeness. He next entered a splendid saloon, the 
 floor of which was smooth and polished as a mirror, 
 and our friend soon began to slide about right and left. 
 
 Being afraid of falling, he seated himself in a soft- 
 ly-padded rocking-chair ; but scarcely had he sat 
 down than it began to swing backward and forward, 
 so that the poor child was almost sea-sick, and sei- 
 zed hold of a cord hanging down the side of the wall. 
 All at once the clear sound of a bell rang through 
 the room, and servants with bewildered faces rushed 
 in from the three doors, breathlessly inquiring "who 
 had rung the bell ?" 
 
 As soon as they caught sight of the equally aston- 
 ished boy in his shabby clothes, whose chair was still 
 rocking backward and forward, with a face looking 
 green, yellow, and all colors, they all rushed angrily 
 upon him, and threatened to beat him out of the 
 castle for disturbing their repose. 
 
 " What do you want with me, then ?" asked the 
 little one, frankly. " I am to live in this castle, and 
 have therefore a right to be here. Only just ask the 
 porter he will tell you so. I am called Nobody, and 
 you may as well bring me something to eat, for I am 
 hungry." 
 
 The attendants ran down to inquire if they were 
 really to wait upon Nobody, and if the cook was to 
 cook for Nobody. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 227 
 
 " Of course," said the little man, with great dig- 
 nity. " So long as you are in this castle you will 
 serve Nobody as your gracious master, and the cook 
 shall cook for Nobody. Whoever acts in opposition 
 to this command will be dismissed on the spot." 
 
 So the servants went back shaking their heads, 
 and were now as humble and subservient to the lit- 
 tle fellow as they had before been rude and angry. 
 First of all he made. them help him out of the rock- 
 ing-chair, and then they brought him the most 
 dainty dishes they could find ; for the porter had 
 told them, you know, that they were to serve No*- 
 body as their gracious master ; and none of them 
 wished to disobey this order, for fear of losing a good 
 place. 
 
 Their master rarely came to the castle more than 
 once in the course of years. " There must Le some- 
 thing singular about this child," they said to each 
 other, and treated the little visitor as if he had been 
 a prince. He ate well, drank well, and finished with 
 sleeping well in his silken bed. 
 
 The next morning the servants brought him a 
 tailor, who inquired most deferentially whether he 
 might make him some new clothes. He was very 
 glad to give him permission, and allowed Master 
 Threadpaper to measure him as much as he liked 
 for coat and frock-coat, waistcoat, and trowsers and 
 dressing-gown. 
 
 It was not very long before he brought with him 
 
228 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 a whole stock of clothes from his warehouse, all of 
 so fine a quality, and so beautiful, that our hero 
 scarcely recognized himself when he looked at him- 
 self in the mirror. 
 
 But next came a bad moment for the lucky one, 
 for Master Threadpaper seemed to expect payment. 
 " Nobody has money now Nobody will pay me," 
 ^aid he, turning to the servants ; but the little one 
 heard it well, and all at once the lofty and spacious 
 saloon became too small for him. " Oh, if I were 
 but once away from here \" thought he ; and before 
 any one in the castle had noticed it, he had crept 
 down the wide marble steps, past the doorkeeper, 
 who, not recognizing the well-dressed boy, politely 
 took off his hat to him, and inquired his name, 
 which he entered in his book with the utmost gravity. 
 
 Meanwhile the little one stole cautiously through 
 the garden, over the iron gate, and, thanks to his 
 tolerably swift feet, was soon at a distance from the 
 wonderful castle. No sooner did he feel safe, than 
 he began to reflect upon what he should do next. 
 " Ah," thought he, " if that tailor had never made 
 his appearance, I might have remained in that lovely 
 castle for the rest of my life !" 
 
 Having reached a strange village, he paused out- 
 side the second house, and listened : 
 
 " M-o-u-B-e mouse ; h-o-u-s-e house !" was 
 echoecU through the open windows from a room full 
 of children. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 229 
 
 " Eh ! that must be a school/' thought the boy ; 
 and it occurred to him that his father had often said 
 that everybody must go to school who meant to be 
 of any use in the world. So he took heart, and went 
 in. He tapped modestly at the door, and the school- 
 master sent a child to see who it was, and what was 
 wanted. 
 
 " Mr. Schoolmaster, Nobody is outside/' was the 
 answer brought back. 
 
 " Well, then, sit down quietly in your place," 
 said the master, and continued teaching the little 
 ones upon the phonetic system. 
 
 Our young friend, meanwhile, stood outside in the 
 passage, waiting and waiting. 
 
 At last the child who had returned to his form, 
 where the master bade him, ventured to say, " With 
 your leave, teacher, Nobody wishes to come to 
 school." 
 
 The schoolmaster was one of the hasty kind ; and 
 as he put quite another construction upon the child's 
 words to what had been intended, he let his birch- 
 rod fall with tolerable weight upon the back and 
 shoulders of the little speaker. 
 
 Our little one outside in the passage lost almost all 
 desire for a visit to the school, and yet he would have 
 been glad to learn something ; so he took courage, 
 went into the school- room, represented his wish to the 
 master, and told him his name. 
 
 " Well, we will try for once how we can get on 
 
230 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 together," answered the schoolmaster, with some 
 kindness ; just sit down helow upon that form, and 
 give all your attention to what is going on at first." 
 
 The boy did as he was ordered, and looked at the 
 great picture-alphabet with all attention, but with- 
 out understanding anything about it. It did not 
 last very long, for the children began pelting each 
 other with unripe fruit, and laughing, as soon as the 
 school-master had turned his back upon them. 
 
 He came angrily to the table where the culprits 
 were sitting. 
 
 " Who has been throwing fruit ? Who has been 
 laughing ?" asked he sternly, with a threatening 
 frown. 
 
 " Nobody !" exclaimed six or eight voices with 
 one mouth ; and the schoolmaster, without more 
 ado, seized our frightened little one by the ears, and 
 shook him severely, as he pushed him somewhat 
 roughly out of the room. 
 
 " That was soon settled," thought the maligned 
 one, as he dried his eyes, and slunk away sadly. 
 
 He came to a heap of rubbish, where several chil- 
 dren were playing. He sat down, and joined them 
 in building cellars and vaults, steps and fountains. 
 They were all very merry and happy together, when 
 an ugly old woman suddenly came hobbling out of 
 the neighboring cottage before which the children 
 were playing, with a crutch in her hand, and calling 
 out as she drew near " Only just wait, you naughty 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 231 
 
 children, you shall not mess about with that sand 
 for nothing. I will teach you to play before other 
 people's doors." 
 
 So saying, she stopped, swinging her crutch right 
 before the children, who would gladly have run out 
 of her way. 
 
 " Ah ! Mother Hartman, we will not play any 
 more on your dust-heap we beg of you to beat No- 
 body." 
 
 The poor little fellow did not know why it was 
 that these children with whom he had just been 
 playing so merrily had begged the old woman to 
 beat him. He was ready to cry at their great un- 
 kindness ; and more sadly than ever he went on his 
 road through the village in which he had been so 
 badly treated. 
 
 In the fields beyond he laid himself down, under 
 a thorn-hedge, tired and hungry, but without the 
 courage to speak to any one, or beg for anything ; 
 so he sat under the great branches, and wept bitterly. 
 
 A great many people were busy in the fields, hay- 
 making ; they sang and joked, and were very merry 
 over their work, without noticing the child. All at 
 once, along the high road, came a horseman with 
 slackened rein. He dismounted, and coming into 
 the meadow where the people were singing, he held 
 his horse while inquiring if they had chanced to find 
 a pocket-book on the road. 
 
 " I lost it an hour ago, somewhere about here, and 
 there are some very important papers in it." 
 
232 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 " Nobody had seen a pocket-book, Nobody had pick- 
 ed it up/' the honest country people declared, and 
 leaving their work, set about helping the rider to 
 look for it. 
 
 Our little friend under the hawthorn thought that 
 they were searcfyng for him, and crept eagerly into 
 the ditch till they could no longer see him. He did 
 not know how he should produce the pocket-book, 
 however gladly he would have done so. 
 
 It was already getting dark, and his tired feet 
 could scarcely bear him from the spot. At last he 
 reached a lonely farm-house, where he intended beg- 
 ging a piece of bread and a night's lodging. As he 
 tremblingly stepped into the farm-yard, he heard an 
 angry dispute from the ground-floor of the dwelling. 
 It was a woman's voice entreating : 
 
 " Do not go to the public-house again, my dear 
 husband ; things are bad enough without that. We 
 have so many debts, and you gamble away our last 
 penny at the card-table. Do but think of me and 
 your children I" 
 
 The husband answered, angrily : 
 
 " I make no promises, and will put up with no 
 reproaches. Nobody will help me ! Nobody will 
 pay my debts !" 
 
 Our little one waited no longer. He ran away as 
 fast as he could, farther and farther, till he came to 
 a dark wood to the birds and squirrels, to the 
 cockchafers and tree-frogs, who did not know his 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 233 
 
 name. There he sits to-day ever no longer 
 daring to come among men. You have only to go 
 some day and look ; you will find Nobody there ! 
 
 TUEK1SH TITLES. 
 
 d FT1HE Sublime Porte" is the official title of the 
 J. Government of the Ottoman Empire, and 
 not the title of any officer of the Government, as 
 many suppose it to be. 
 
 The Ottoman Emperor is called Sultan, or Grand 
 Sultan, or Grand Seignior, according to the fancy 
 of the person speaking or writing. 
 
 Pacha is the Governor of a province, and accord- 
 ing to the importance of his province, he is distin- 
 guished by one, or two, or three tails. A Pacha 
 with three tails has the power to punish with death 
 any agent whom he employs, or any individual who 
 seems to threaten the general safety. 
 
 Bey is a sub-governor under the Pacha. 
 
 The Divan is the Council of State, and consists 
 of the principal ministers. 
 
 Cadi, is a sort of judge or justice of the peace. 
 To order the bastinado on common people, to im- 
 pose a fine on a yich Greek or European, to con- 
 demn a thief to be hanged, is about all the duty of 
 an ordinary Cadi. 
 
234 
 
 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 THE OLD ENGLISH VILLAGE PASTOR. 
 
 " E'en children followed with endearing smile, 
 
 And plucked his gown, to share the good man's smile." 
 
 SUCH was the village pastor in England, who 
 wore a long black robe or gown, and white linen 
 bands about his neck, when he was in the church. 
 
 A poet has told us of one of these who lived many 
 years ago. Everybody loved him ; he listened to 
 everybody's troubles, and always helped them if he 
 could ; and considered himself rich with " forty 
 pounds a year/' (not far from two hundred dollars.) 
 All the poor knew his house, and were sure of being 
 treated kindlv there. 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 235 
 
 How pleasant to see the children, as he comes out 
 of the church door, gather around him and get hold 
 of his hand for love to him, for often he would draw 
 them to his knee and his lap for pleasant talk ! Years 
 and years he lived in the same place scarcely ever 
 thought of going away, but only of being and doing 
 good. You will say this is being like your own 
 pastors, for I trust you have all good ones. 
 
 In this country, many years ago, they lived longer 
 in the same place than they do now. Great-great- 
 grandmothers could tell you of pastors or ministers 
 who lived through three generations in the same 
 place. One village pastor in New England (and 
 many did the same) married the daughter (per- 
 formed the marriage ceremony) of one of his people ; 
 then baptized her child ; then married her (the 
 oliild, when grown,) and baptized her child three 
 generations of them. That was before everybody 
 went "'West." 
 
 Fathers, and children, arid grandchildren all 
 stayed in one place, as well as the pastor, in those 
 times. 
 
 The village schoolmaster was next to the pastor 
 in importance. He used in old times to dress very 
 carefully, carried a cane, and was very dignified in 
 his manners. When, in his walks, he came where 
 some who were his pupils a year or two ago, but 
 now grown up and enjoying pastimes in the fields, 
 or chatting under the hawthorn or elm-tree, he 
 
236 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 would make the most stately bow, and inquire after 
 the health of Emily and Julius, and so on. Then 
 the young woman, Emily, would blush and drop her 
 eyes, with the old feeling that she used to have, in 
 the presence of " the master," who in those days 
 used 
 
 " Words of learned length, and thundering sound." 
 
 It is all right to have a very great respect for 
 teachers, and every rule they make should be im- 
 plicitly obeyed ; for a good teacher will make none 
 but good ones. 
 
 Mr. Livingstone, one of these schoolmasters with 
 the "cocked hat," was a very kind-hearted man, 
 but very strict in his school. He always punished 
 any misbehavior among his pupils in a way of his 
 own. 
 
 One day Letty Meed bent her head upon her 
 desk, and ate from some fruit, during school noun? ; 
 this, of course, was misconduct. Mr. Livingstone 
 was sitting upon a high seat, quite across the room, 
 listening to a recitation. Without looking toward 
 Letty, or even lifting his eyes from his text-book, 
 he said distinctly how distinctly Letty thought 
 every word rang : 
 
 " You remind me of the ostrich, when she is 
 frightened ; she sticketh her head in the wall, and 
 thinketh she is secure." 
 
 That was every word he said ; he spoke no name. 
 Then he went on with the class recitation. Letty 
 
TALES AND STORIES. 237 
 
 smarted as if under a whip ; and as she lifted her 
 scarlet face, every scholar saw that she was the cul- 
 prit her cheeks made the confession ; and you may 
 be sure she never needed Mr. Livingstone's re^- 
 mand again. 
 
 THE PASTOR LISTENING 
 
238 MERRY'S BOOK OF 
 
 LIZZIE IN THE CARDEN 
 
TALES ANDSTORIES. 239 
 
 A WARNING. 
 
 THERE was once a little girl named Lizzy, who 
 had a habit of disobeying her mother, and, as 
 she was very careless, she did many mischievous 
 things. 
 
 In consequence of all this, the mother had given 
 her m&ny serious lessons, and had warned her of the 
 dangers of her misconduct. But Lizzy was very 
 self-willed, and was resolved to have her own way. 
 Alas ! how severely was she punished for her folly 
 and disobedience ! 
 
 One day Lizzy was playing with some of her lit- 
 tle friends, and in order to carry on the play, she 
 lighted a candle. This had been positively forbid- 
 den by her mother, for several accidents had hap- 
 pened in consequence of Lizzy's playing with fire. 
 However, the undutiful child would follow her own 
 wishes. Soon after she had lighted the candle, she 
 thought she heard her mother's step. She there- 
 fore set the candle behind the bed, to keep it out of 
 sight. 
 
 After a while she forgot the light, and went into 
 the garden with her young companions. What was 
 her horror, soon after, to hear the cry of fire, and to 
 feel sure that the candle was the cause of it ! She 
 rushed to the house, but all was a scene of terror 
 
240 MERRY'S BOOK OP 
 
 and confusion. Her mother and little sister had 
 scarce time to escape from the flames. 
 
 The house was indeed reduced to ashes, and 
 Lizzy's father and mother, for some years, had many 
 cares and sufferings in consequence of the loss of 
 their home. This was a terrible lesson to Lizzy, 
 and indeed it Bought to be a warning to all thought- 
 less and undutiful children. Fathers and mothers 
 are made the guardians of their offspring by God 
 himself, and these are told by the solemn command- 
 ment, to honor and obey their parents. 
 
 Indeed, obedience to parents ought not to be felt 
 as a duty only : no child's heart is right till it loves 
 obedience, and finds a high pleasure and enjoyment 
 in fulfilling the injunctions and wishes of those who 
 have brought it into life. 
 
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