mi^ OF An Fi\fCjLJ3fJ Q^\iVJPl{££r£ii UC-NRLF .^,^m^. ^^^ i THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA PRESENTED BY PROF. CHARLES A. KOFOID AND MRS. PRUDENCE W. KOFOID Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2007 with funding from Microsoft Corporation http://www.archive.org/details/autobiographyofeOOwilkrich i « J* JOHN WILKINS. THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER (John Wilkins, of Stanstead, Essex) Edited by ARTHUR H. BYNG AND STEPHEN M. STEPHENS ILLUSTRATED SECOND AND REVISED EDITION e£onbon T FISHER UNWIN: paternoster square 1892 CONTENTS. BOOK I. CHAP. PAGE CHAP. PAGE I.- —Early recollections 9 VII.- —The end of Poacher II.- —My first affray with Bob . - - - 76 poachers - - 21 VIII. — Dabber Harding III.- —Concerning trapp- and Old Sarah 85 ing, snaring and IX. — Concerning Dick other matters - 35 and other things 93 IV.- —Catching my first X. -Dick's Ghost - - 98 poacher - - - 50 XI. — Harry W^right V.. —What was it ? 62 caught in a trap 104 VI.- —Harry Wright's XII. —The money coiners 118 sandy rabbit - 70 XIII.- —Of Alexander 131 - BOO K II. CHAP. PAGE CHAt>. PAGE I, —Concerning dogs 151 X.- —A bloody fray 229 II.- —Inasmuch as to XI.- -The sequel to the retrievers - - 171 fray — Joslin's III.- — Inasmore as to donkey - - - 242 retrievers - - 178 XII.- -Haggy Player IV. — Inasmost as to caught and lost 250 retrievers - - 190 XIII. — Joslin as a witness V. — How I got my last — Duckey job .... 193 Phillips - - 256 VI.- —Concerning game XIV. — Duckey's father— and things - - 196 his death - - 264 VII. —Mine host and XV.- —Cubs, foxes and friend Baldwin 203 vixens - - - 270 VIII. —Hares, rabbits and XVI.- —Snaring and trapp- farmers - - - 212 ing foxes - - 284 IX.- —Poachers' dogs, and how to kill them - - - 222 ivia0945Ll iv CONTENTS. BOOK III. CHAP. PAGE CHAP. • PAGE I. —Shooting extra- X. —Of rabbits - - - 37^ ordinary - - 297 XL — Chats about II. —The Major, the pheasants - - 383 Parson and XII.- —Ferrets and rabbits 392 Humphries 306 XIII. — Discursive and III. — Encore Humphries 316 academic - - 400 IV. —The slaughter of XIV. — Ferrets and rabbits vermin - - - 325 aqain - - - 40s V. —More poachers XV. — Night watching - 411 and poaching - 336 XVI. — Humphries re- VT. —Monk's conversion 345 appears - - - 418. VII. — Encore Monk 351 XVII. — Humphries re- VIII. —Poaching again - 356 appears and IX. —Chiefly canine 371 disappears - - 425 LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. John Wilkins - - Frontispiece The identification of *' Coughtrey, the poacher," by the villagers Facing p. 80 Wilkins smashing the rotten eggs in Harry Wright's pocket - - Facing p. 113 Wilkins and the policeman I chasing the coiners Facing p. 119^ Dog breaking : Wilkins speaking seriously to the dog - - - Facing ps 156' Jones stopping the other poachers from killing Wilkins - - Facing p. 240- PREFACE. THE Editors of this book make no apology for presenting it to the pubHc. Until now the Game- keepers of England have kept their experiences to themselves, or have merely dispensed them, in fragmentary fashion, to the village Corydon or the rural Amaryllis. Reminiscences of the hunting field, the turf, the pulpit, the bar, and the stage have appeared in profusion, but John Wilkins is the first of his profession to publish genuine reminiscences. After no little consideration, it has been decided to insert the real names of the individuals mentioned in the following pages, with the exception of Major Symons and Jones, the ex-keeper, who are fictitious in name though real in character. Most of them are now dead, but, be they living or dead, the Editors claim that concerning them, nothing is extenuate or aught set down in malice. vi PREFACE. Finally, our share of the work has been small. Assuming that Mr. Wilkins' stage name is Esau, and that our stage name is Jacob, the words are for the most part the words of Esau, and the writing is the writing of Jacob. We feel that nothing further is wanting to the extreme lucidity of this explanation. Our thanks are due to Mr. Sidney Starr, for his labour in illustrating the present Autobiography. ARTHUR H. BYNG. STEPHEN M. STEPHENS, BOOK I. CHAPTER I. EARLY RECOLLECTIONS. T REMEMBER, sixty-three years ago, my *■" father, LukeWilkins, was gamekeeper for Mr. Key, of Tring Park, Herts. Mr. Yates lived at Tring Park before Mr. Key, and Sir Drummond Smith before Mr. Yates. My father was gamekeeper to all three, in succession. I remember seeing Mr. Key **chaired," — that is, carried round the town in a chair, my father and others following and firing off their guns. I remember, too, that at that time we lived lO AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. in the " Summer House," a cottage set in the wood near the Park. My father subsequently obtained the situation of head gamekeeper to Lord Lake, so we left the Summer House, and went to live at Bunnell's Hole, a lew miles from Tring. We left Lord Lake's about the year 1823,* and went to Boxmoor. My father was, for a long time, unable to obtain a situation as gamekeeper, so he did odd jobs, such as helping in the stables at Westbrook House Boxmoor, and working in the brick-yard at Tring. At last, in the year 1825, he obtained a situation as gamekeeper to Mr. John Fuller, of German House, Chesham, Bucks. Here my father lived for thirty years, at the end of which time he died, and was buried at Hyde Heath Chapel. When Mr. John Fuller died, Mr. Benjamin Fuller came to German House, and he kept on my father as gamekeeper. Mr. Benjamin Fuller is — or rather was, for * These reminiscences were first written some few years ago. — Editors. EARLY RECOLLECTIONS. II he IS now dead — the father of Mr.Stratton Fuller who at present lives at German House. I remember my father well. A most resolute and determined man he was — a first-rate keeper, and an excellent dog trainer. He had a very hasty and violent temper, but notwithstanding this, he was a strictly honest man, and taught me to be upright and truthful in all my dealings, which teaching I have always en- deavoured to follow. When I was nine years old, I attended the British School, at Chesham : and one day I saw four or five men go into the village shop, and buy some brass wire. I guessed what they wanted it for, though they little thought that a pair of sharp eyes were watching their move- ments. The men came out of the shop, and went off by Mr. Fuller's place, up the Weedon Hill Road, towards Monk's Wood. I at once informed Mr. Fuller of what I had seen. He then sent me to tell my father ; but father was not at home, so I started off for Monk's Wood alone. It was about four o'clock in the after- noon, in the month of November. I reached 12 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. the footpath under Monk's Wood, and there I met the purchasers of the brass wire. They shouted to me : — ** Hullo, young feller, where are you off to? We've lost our donkeys; have you seen 'em about anywhere? " " Yes," said I. ** I see some now." Which was my idea of humour, in those days. Then they muttered together, and one of them laughed. ** Look here, youngster," said one man, gruffly, ** We've lost our donkeys and our- selves, too." I walked on rapidly for a few paces, and then, turning round, shouted back at them : — ** I don't believe you're lost, or your donkeys, either." And, thereupon, I dived round the elbow of the wood into a road leading out of the footpath amongst the trees, thinking it quite time to give leg-bail. I had not proceeded far before a heavy hand was laid on my shoulder ; I was about to cry out when I heard a whisper: — ** All right. Jack," and turning, I confronted my father, EARLY RECOLLECTIONS. 13 who, I soon learnt, had been watching the men all along. I told him what I had seen and done and he commended me for my sharpness. I relate this because it made me take a liking for keepering. A few months afterwards I left the British School and was put to look after the pheasants during the breeding season, and this I continued to do for some few years. I used to keep my watch in an old tilted cart, armed with a light single- barrelled gun belonging to my father, and having, for company, a poor, worn-out re- triever dog. One day, I saw a hawk pounce down on one of the young pheasants, taking it up in his talons, and flying away with it. I raised my gun, and fired ; the hawk dropped to the ground, dead, but still gripping its pre)^ Wonderful to relate the pheasant was unhurt, and immediately ran off to the coop, to its mother. Mr. John Fuller had the hawk stuffed, and it can be seen, to this day, at German House, where Mr. Stratton Fuller now resides ; the people there, moreover, will tell you the same tale as I have told about it. 14 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEErER. Just before the shooting, and whilst I was still at school, my father, as a great treat, allowed me to walk through the woods with him one Saturday, that day being a holiday. We went through Monk's Wood, and, at the end of the wood, my father sat down on the stump of a tree, for about twenty minutes, to see if any poachers were coming from Weedon Hill Road or Coppysons Lane ; this was a very quiet part, and a favorite way with poachers. Having sat. awhile, and finished his pipe, he knocked out the ashes, and then instructed me as follows ; I listening with close attention. ** John, you sit here till I come back. I'm going round Beech Wood, Odd's, and Bois Wood. If you happen to see any of those chaps after my hares, don't you be afraid ; just go straight at them, and sing out, * Here they are, father, here they are ! Look out, father, they're coming towards you ; ' stand still and they'll run straight into your arms ! " All this was accompanied with pantomimic gestures, my father striking attitudes of a fearful and wonderful kind, in his anxiety to impress EARLY RECOLLECTIONS. 15 Upon me the way the thing really ought to be done. ** They don't know who's about, you see," he went on. ** And, if you show your- self, and make a row, they're sure to bolt ; what we want is to prevent them taking our hares." **Very good, father," said I; and so he turned on his heel and left me, and very proud of my job I was, too. I kept a sharp look out, eyes and ears on the alert, but there was nothing moving until dark ; then, owing I suppose to the strain on my nerves, I fancied I heard a rustle, and started up, but, to my great disappointment, my poachers turned out to be a hare or a rabbit. So I sat on for a long time, until I began to wonder what had become of father ; could he have got a job on in some other wood, or had he forgotten me altogether ? It appeared, subsequently, that the latter was the case. Father reached home, and put on his list slippers ; lit his pipe, and settled himself com- fortably in a chair, when my mother asked what had become of the boy. ** What ! ain't he home yet ? " asked father, laconically. l6 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. **No; where did you leave him?" ** At the Chalk Pit." ** When ? " '' Soon after dinner." *' What for ? " *' To look out for poachers. I told him to sit there 'till I came back, and now Fve clean forgot all about him." ** Then p'raps he's sitting there, now." ** Very like." And then father and mother had a few words, with the result that father sent off Jim Keen to look after me. Of Jim I shall speak later on, and, at present, I may mention that he was born at Little Missenden, Bucks, and was now under keeper to Mr. Fuller. Father gave Jim very particular orders about me. ** You will find the boy close to the Chalk Pit; don't call him 'till you get quite close, or he may fall into the pit, and break every bone in his body." This pit was a very deep one, and I've seen my father stand at the top, and shoot a rabbit in the bottom, when it was odds on the rabbit as against the gun. It was after eleven at night, and I was still on the watch, when I thought I heard some one en the move, and sprang to my feet, ready for EARLY RECOLLECTIONS. 1 7 a call: — **Look out, father, here they are.'^ Then, to my surprise and disappointment, I heard a voice shout : — ** Stand still, John; don't stir a peg till I come to you." It was Jim's voice. ** All right, Jim," I replied, and he came and took my hand, and led me into the Half- Way- House Lane. There was no moon, so it was pitch dark; he went up the Lane to Hyde Heath, and I down, half a mile to home. When I reached our house, my parents asked me if I did not feel frightened, ** No," said I, ** But I felt a bit hungry." And with that I turned to at my supper, and so, afterwards, to *' allie couchay." * One day I was all alone, up in White's Wood, minding the tame birds, when a fearful thunder- storm came on. I crept into the tilted cart, which I sometimes used to sleep in when minding the birds at night ; my dog curled up underneath, and thus, with my gun beside me, comfortably in the dry, I took no notice of the * This in the original manuscript. Presumably meaning— allez coucher — Editors. 1 8 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. weather. After the storm, father came and took me home with him, and then he and mother talked very seriously about it ; they said the thunder and lightning was simply awful. "Where you not afraid, John? " asked my father. **No,'* said I, shortly. I was only eleven years old then, but I can seem to see my father and mother, now, as they looked at me in astonishment, amazed at my answer, and its evident sincerity. ** And why were you not afraid?'* they asked. *'I thought that the Lord was trying to frighten me, and I determined that I would not be frightened," said I, simply. I could not say such a thing, now, but, although my answer appears irreverent, it was more the outcome of childish heedlessness than any spirit of bravado, for I have always acknowledged the Almighty power and will of our Heavenly Father. I do not wish to boast, or draw the long bow, in describing the events of my life ; and, indeed, there are many gentlemen still living who can EARLY RECOLLECTIONS. 1 9 testify as to the absolute truth of everything I relate in this book. As a boy and man I was wholly devoid of fear in all matters relating to my vocation ; as shooting, trapping, watching, and catching poachers : the excitement of my work seemed to leave no room for fear, and I would handle the most savage dog, or the most dangerous poacher, without a moment's hesita- tion. But I don't like horses; I am not at home with them, and I would sooner walk ten miles than get on a horse' s back. With anything else I am all right directly I get to close quarters ; what would unnerve most men just brings me up to the scratch. For instance, with a lion or tiger, I should feel nervous whilst it was some way off, but, when I got close, I should think of nothing but killing him ; the possibility of his killing me would not enter into my calculations at all. The same with poachers. On a dark night, in a lonely wood, looking forward to an encounter with desperate men, many of the bravest of us are nervous ; but such a situation, somehow, always brings my courage up to the sticking point. I have 20 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. known, too, some watchers, whom nothing- would induce to go near certain woods at night, for fear of ghosts ; even poachers are affected that way, sometimes. Although, however, I have seen some remarkably curious things happen, as I will relate presently, I was never afraid of ghosts. CHAPTER II. MY FIRST AFFRAY WITH POACHERS. \T7HEN I was a lad of thirteen, my first serious ^ ^ encounter with poachers occurred. Father had received warning that three or four poachers were coming, one night, to steal some tame pheasants that were in the meadow, close by our house. I had seen five men go up from Chesham to Hyde Heath Common, and watched them into the Wheat Sheaf Inn, by the Devil's Den, Beech Wood, the pro- perty of Mr. Lowndes, of Bury House, Chesham. Beech Wood was more usually called ** The Den." One of the men was 22 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. believed to be James Keen, whom I have already spoken of. He it was who came and fetched me from the Chalk Pit, and he was formerly keeper to Mr. Fuller, under my father, but lost the berth because he was too fond of visiting the ** Red Cow," the ** Boot and Slipper," the ** Wheat Sheaf, "and other houses of call. He was now dressed up as a woman and wore pattens, but I knew him in spite of the disguise, and saw him go into the Wheat Sheaf. This inn was kept by Tom Stevens, a poacher's friend. He bred pheasants for gentlemen, to turn them (the pheasants, not the gentlemen) down in the woods, and also bought eggs and young pheasants from poachers. Richard Lovering, an underkeeper, and myself were watching the young fowls, and my father was watching the pheasants. The chickens were in the pheasants' coops, and so were mistaken for pheasants by the poachers ; the pheasants had been taken from the meadow up into the plantation, in White's Wood. Just after twelve o'clock, on Sunday night, we heard the men coming from the road ; they went MY FIRST AFFRAY WITH POACHERS. 2 7, Straight into the meadow, and took the chickens in the coops. Dick hailed them three times, and then fired his gun, which was a signal for father. They ran away towards White's Wood taking the chickens with them ; father, hearing the signal, ran down from White's Wood. He met the poachers just as they were going through a trap gate in the hedge, into the third field from our house. He collared two, one in each hand, and then I arrived on the scene, old Dick following me up, rather slowly and reluctantly, about a hundred yards behind. ''Here we are, father; here's me and Dick^ Catch hold of them, Dick," I cried. This was only bounce, as Dick had not yet come up, but he did so soon afterwards. I knew both the men my father held. One was Widdie Dell, and the other William Cogdill. Both were from Chesham, and, in fact, the same men whom I had seen buy the wire, some years before, and whom I afterwards met in Monk's Wood, when they enquired for their donkeys. The rest of the poachers got away, and ran across the standing corn ; but Dell and Cogdill 24 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. showed fight, and we had tough work with them. My father knew both men well, but he could not for the moment remember Cogdill's name. Cogdill was a tall, powerfully built man, and he refused to give his name, so my father let go of Widdie Dell, and, after a short tussle, threw the other, and then held him down. Dell was armed with a fold-stake, and the moment he saw his pal down he waved his weapon above my father, swearing that he would *' smash his brains if he didn't leave go.'" It was just at this point that I arrived on the scene, and although it all happened more than fifty years ago, I can see it now in my mind's eye as I write. There was father and Cogdill rolling on the ground, and Widdie Dell dancing round them, using fearful language, and working his stake like a thrashing flail, every stroke getting nearer my father. Father kept Cogdill down, and old Dick stood by, looking on, and doing nothing but shout from one to the other : '* All we want is civility — all we want is civility." It occurred to me — though not apparently to MY FIRST AFFRAY WITH POACHERS. 25 old Dick — that we were in the wrong company to get civility. My father had put down his gun in order to collar the two men, and this I now took up. '* I know you, Widdie Dell," said my father, as he let him go, holding fast on to Cogdill, notwithstanding his struggles and the menaces of his companion. I had brought with me an old sword, which I had purchased from old Dick, he having been formerly a soldier, and now in receipt of a pension. He seemed to lose all his presence of mind ; but as he was a man, and as I had my hands full with the gun — which was of course loaded — I called to him to take the sword, and then, as I was handing it over, the stupid old idiot allowed Widdie Dell to snatch it away. At this moment Cogdill began to shout : '* Are you going to let me up? Let me up, you . I'm choking." In truth, my father was not a light- handed man, nor remarkable for gentleness. '' I'll let you up if you give your name," said he. ** James Barnes," in a hoarse gurgle. 26 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. ** Where from ? " asked my father. ** Charteridge. ^' I knew he lied ; but I had to keep moving- round father to ward off Dell, trying all the while to rouse up old Dick to do something. The only success I met with in the last named direction was, that Dick kept on repeating: ** All we want is civility." I could not help thinking that Dick was an ass. Widdie Dell now dropped the sword, and, swearing horribly all the time, again flourished the stake about, and I half expected every moment that, although he might not smash out father's brains purposely, he might do so by accident. Meanwhile Cogdill kept urging him to beat father off. I regained possession of my sword, just as father let go of Cogdill; but he immediately seized him again, saying : '* That's not your name. I know you, but I can't remember your name. Confound you.'* Then followed a sharper struggle than before, and my father threw him again ; but, as they were on the side of a bank, Cogdill gave a twist, and somehow got uppermost. ** Now," said he, *' it's my turn." And with MY FIRST AFFRAY WITH POACHERS. 27 that he caught father by the collar, and, jamming his knuckles into his windpipe, tried to strangle him. When I heard father gasping for breath and well nigh choking, I yelled at Dick to beat Cogdill off, but he only stood stupidly by, muttering: ** All we want is civility." This so enraged me that I rushed at Cogdill, and struck him with my sw^ord as hard as I could, repeated blows on his back, head and face. Then, finding that this made but little impression, I prodded his nether gar- ments with the sword, which, fortunately, had a fairly sharp point. Cogdill gave a loud scream, and rolled off. Father called out to old Dick, and he, at last, did something holding the poacher down whilst father got up and regained his breath. This Dick managed easily enough, for he was a very strong and powerful man ; and had he been blessed with any amount of pluck, very few men could have stood up before him for long. Father now took the loaded gun from me, and, pointing it at Dell, said : — "Now, Widdie, you've threatened my life over and over again, 28 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. and, if you don't drop that fold stake, I'll blow your arm off this instant." Thereupon Dell threw away the stake, without the slightest hesita- tion; and now it seemed probable that Dick would get what he wanted — a little civility, for Dell was one of the rankest cowards alive, and would cave in directly anyone sparred up to him. ** Are you going to let me up?" shouted Cogdill. ** Yes, if you give your right name." *' You know, you; Will Cogdill." ** Let him go, Dick," said my father, and all five of us then went to the trap gate in the hedge, when Cogdill swore out : — ** 1 should have done you, Luke^ if it hadn' t been for that confounded boy of yours." I laughed, well pleased ; and so we reached the road, and parted. The two poachers absconded, but, after a while, Dell returned and gave himself up to the parish constable, for there were no police at Chesham then. Dell split on his pal, and told the constable where to find him, at what hour MY FIRST AFFRAY WITH POACHERS. 29 of the night to go, and how they might best capture him. Acting according to his direc- tions, the constables went to a certain Inn at Shepherd's Bush, kept by a widow named Jones. This widow had incontinently fallen in love with the burly poacher, and, at great personal risk, was now sheltering him from justice. Had it not been for Dell and his sneaking ways, she would have married William, and we should have had a pretty little tale to tell of the re- formed poacher who married the innkeeper's widow, and kept the inn, making an excellent host, who lived happy ever after, and died at peace with all men. It was half-past twelve at night when the constables reached the Inn, which was, of course, by this time shut up and dark ; they rapped at the door. No answer. They rapped again, and again after that. Then at length the widow opened a front window and asked what they wanted. They answered, laconically, that they wanted the door opened. This was done, the widow seeing that they were constables, and that resistance would be useless ; besides she 30 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. thought they would never be able to find Cogdill, who had by this time got safely to his usual hiding place. To her horror and surprise, however, the constables went straight to the cellar and began to tap, with their staves, the barrels. At last they came to a huge beer cask, which sounded hollow and empty when rapped. '' Sounds empty, *' quoth a constable, grimly. ** Things is not always as they seem," remarked another, cheerfully. ** Give us a leg up, mate." The cask was about seven feet high, and the men got a trestle, on which one of them clam- bered, and thus threw a light on the top. There was no covering, but inside stood a man, who instinctively turned his face up to the light. It was Cogdill himself. They got him out of the empty cask, the widow, meanwhile, weeping piteously and imploring " her Will" to ''go quietly along with the gentlemen." He seemed disposed to follow her advice, and offered no resistance whilst they led him out, the constables bidding the widow ** good night," kindly enough. The party came at last to a very steep hill, where they all got out of the cart and MY FIRST AFFRAY WITH POACHERS. 3 1 walked to ease the horse. When they reached the top of the hill, however, Cogdill obstinately refused to re-enter the cart, and the two con- stables could do nothing with him, until a brewer's cart came along, when they got the dray-man to help them. With his assistance, the poacher was bound hand and foot, drawn up into the cart, and thus conveyed to Chesham. The two poachers were sent for trial to Aylesbury, where I, and father, and Dick Lovering had to appear as witnesses against them. They were tried before Sir Thomas Freemantle, found guilty, and sentenced to transportation for life Dell having been pre- viously tried fourteen times, and convicted eleven, Cogdill tried eleven times, and convicted nine. Cogdill died going across the water, but Dell lived, and returned to Chesham forty years after, dying there in 1885. I was at Chesham, on a visit, in '83, and called at Dell's house, but did not see him as his son-in-law said that he was ill in bed. I was told afterwards, that Dell said that, if he had known it was I who had called, he would have killed 32 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. me, if he swung for it; but that was only talk for talk's sake, on his part, for he heard me in the house, speaking with his son-in-law, and recognised my voice. The fact is that Dell was enraged at my returning to Chesham, even on a visit. My father was dead, I had left Chesham in '40, and Dick left soon afterwards, so that when Dell came back from abroad — a compara- tively rich man, I believe — he declared that he had been wrongfully convicted, thinking that there would be none to speak to the contrary. I am no lawyer, but it seems to me that the case against them was as clear as could be ; I knew both poachers, ever since I was seven years old,, and recognized them that night in Monk's Wood, when they asked me about their donkeys. If they were innocent, why did they both bolt the very night that my father and Dick caught them? Why did Dell come home and give himself up to the Constables ? Above all, why did Dell split upon his mate ; a shabby piece of business whether he were guilty or not ? Thus it is no wonder that Dell was enraged at my turning up again, and George Rose, a man who MY FIRST AFFRAY WITH POACHERS. 33 succeeded my father as head gamekeeper to Mr. Fuller, told me that Dell bragged to him that if he met me he would *' kill me dead.'' This man, Rose, now lives at the Half- Way- House, where my father resided at the time when Dell and Cogdill were caught. When I was visiting Chesham in '83, T came across an old mate of mine, who was formerly at the British School with me. He and I went to an inn to have a glass of beer together, and then he told me what Dell had been saying. *' Why," said I, '* if my father swore falsely about him so did I, and Dick Lovering too, for we were all three witnesses, and swore positively to our men. Dell will want to make out that a man doesn't know his own wife next." There were several men listening, and they believed my story, and repeated it broadcast ; and so Dell's false tale was upset. In conclusion, I may mention that the men who ran away that night were never caught. They threw down the birds as they were going over the standing corn, and the corn being in 3 34 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. full ear the chickens kept themselves alive, and became quite wild. Mr. Fuller killed some of them whilst partridge shooting, in the month of September following, and father killed some in October and November, near Monk's Wood and Gold's Hill, whilst hunting the hedges for rabbits. CHAPTER III. CONCERNING TRAPPING, SNARING, AND OTHER MATTERS. T WAS now employed in trapping and snaring -*- rabbits, also hunting a pack of rabbit-dogs during the rabbit season, and going to various gentlemen's covers with my pack. I used frequently to go to Squire Carrington's, at Great Missenden Abbey, High Wood cover, Hyde Heath ; and to Stonyfield^ by Rook Wood, near the Abbey. Squire Carrington, when he had a big day's shooting on, always borrowed Mr. Fuller's rabbit dogs; and on such occasions 36 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. I, in my turn, used to borrow Squire Lownde's dogs, so that Squire Carrington used to get two packs of dogs and me into the bargain. Some times I used to go to Lord George Cavendish, who was afterwards Lord Chesham, at Late- more Park; Harry Highat was his head- keeper. Then sometimes I would go to Squire Drake's place, at Amersham ; Pratt was his head-keeper; or to Lord Hampden, whose head-keeper was Butt ; or to the Duke of Buckingham's place at Hampden Hullock. My father and Pratt usually accompanied me, but I always hunted the dogs, and I understood them so well that I could excite them to run until they almost dropped dead from exhaustion. Many a time, after a hard day's hunting in the gorse, I have had to lay my coat on the ground and put two dogs on it, whilst I took two more up in my arms and carried them forward for half a mile ; then I would come back for the first two, and so keep on repeating the operation until I got them safely home. When dogs are thoroughly tired out, you should warm their food, give them a CONCERNING TRAPPING, SNARING, ETC. 37 good meal, and dry them well before the fire. If you neglect these precautions, and allow them to coil up and go to sleep before feeding and drying, you will find them in the morning stiff as an iron hoop, and quite dead. They die in their sleep, and one morning I found three dogs so, though these were certainly delicate dogs, one being a** fancy," and the other two Blenheim spaniels. The best dog to stand rabbit hunting in the gorse is the Scotch terrier crossed with the rabbit beagle; such a cross produces a rough, wiry-coated beagle, with the true beagle music in his voice. We had two little beagles called Frolic and Fancy, and I have never seen any others like them ; they were smaller than many cats, and their bones finer, whilst their ears were like wafers, and one could actually tie them underneath the mouth. They were not worth their keep for hunting in the gorse, and were really only fit to hunt on a lawn ; but they were fit for any drawing room, being as neat as wax work, and as clean as a man's face freshly shaven. They were given to Mr. Fuller by a gentleman 38 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. whose name I forget. Mr. George Carrington had some very good dogs, but one of the best I ever saw was a Scotch terrier, belonging to Mr. Edward Carrington ; its name was Flip. We usually hunted with Mr. Carrington' s dogs, before lunch, and with mine, afterwards. When the dogs began to get a bit tired and slack, Mr. Carrington would shout for me : — ** Here, John Wilkins, come and hunt these dogs, nobody else can do it properly." Then I would run forward, cap in hand, amongst the dogs, and talk to them : — ** Here, she goes — loo loo there — look out forra'd ; — look out sir —Hi Bustler boy— loo there." Old Bustler would scamper off in full cry, followed by the rest of the dogs ; and, if there were any strange gentlemen present, they would run forward, with their guns ready, hollaing out excitedly : — ** Where's she gone, boy? " Then Mr. George Carrington would laugh and stutter out : — ** He's only exciting the dogs to hunt." *' But you saw a rabbit didn't you, boy ? " ** Lor, no, sir," I would reply. '* I only wanted the dogs to find one." Then Mr. George used to laugh SNARING, ETC. 39 the more, and I think he did it partly to make me ** show off" and partly to '*sell'' his friends, for he himself pretended to believe , that there was a rabbit, and would rush ahead as if to shoot it, whilst he knew all the time that it was only my humbug. I will now say a few words about rabbit snaring- and trapping. My father was a good trapper of rabbits and other vermin, but, as a snarer, he was no great shakes, so I had to do all the snaring. He was very hard on me ; he gave old Dick a shilling a dozen for all the rabbits he caught, but I got nothing for mine, not even a penny a hundred. The more I did, the more he grumbled ; so we did not get on very well together. If I said '' yes," I was wrong for saying so; then I would say : — *' Very well, father, I will say, *no.' " And then he would abuse me for being a ** turn-coat,'^ as he called it. ** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy,'' and it was not otherwise with this ** Jack." I would have gone through fire and water for him, if he had only given me a word of encouragement now and then, but this he 40 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. never did, so I thought the matter out, and reasoned in this way : — ** I try and do all I can to please you, and all I get in return is constant grumbling; if I do nothing for you, I can't get worse.'* So, as I had no peace, I resolved to declare war. It began in this way : he ordered me to take six dozen snares, go up a furrow in the wheat field stubble, and set every run that crossed the furrow. He had been growling at me, previously, and saw, I suppose, that my temper was soured; so he said, after he had given me my orders : — *' Pll come and see that you set them well." I set them like clockwork, so that nothing could pass down the runs with- out being caught, and he came and inspected them when they were set. He told me next morning, to go and look at my snares, and, when I came home, after doing so, my mother said I was to go up to father's bedroom. Up I went, and found him in bed. ** Well, sir," says he, ** What have you caught ? a dozen or more, I suppose." *' Nothing,'' I answered, shortly. * ' Nothing ? ' ' echoes he, starting up. * * Nothing, you tell me ; there is nothing caught in your CONCERNING TRAPPING, SNARING, ETC. 4 1 snares? " '' Nothing," I repeated. ** Ah ! Master Jack, you are not going to get over me like that, I can tell you." He rolled out of bed. ** I'll go and see for myself after I have had a bit of breakfast." So he did, and saw that there had not been a rabbit caught that night. He could not fathom this, at all ; Jack had got the better of him in a draw of -blank." Then he tried the oily feather, and this answered with me, ** I say, my boy, do you think the rabbits would cross the wheat field stubble and get caught in your snares if we took out the dogs to hunt the gorse on Bishop's Hill? " The snares were set in the stubble, between two gorse fields, so I answered : — *' Perhaps they might." But this I said, more because I wanted the fun of shooting, than anything else, for I knew that the rabbits would not go down to my snares. Why ? Because they knew that the snares were there, for I had told them so, as I will explain later on ; they had come down in the night, scented the snares, and gone away again, back to Bishop's Hill. Therefore, 42 AX ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. they would not go to the snares in the morning^ for the wind was in the right quarter to blow the scent towards the gorse on Bishop's Hill. We went home and fetched the dogs and gun, and he tried the experiment, but no rabbits crossed the stubble. I had thirteen shots, and killed twelve rabbits, and my father had twelve shots, and killed one only ; but he thought more of his one out of twelve than I did of my twelve out of thirteen. We then went home to dinner, and I overheard father say to my mother: — ** Jack can catch rabbits, or not, in his snares, just as he likes ; I put him out, yesterday, before he went to set those snares, and not one rabbit was caught ; yet the snares were set well I know, for I came upon him just a3 he was setting the last half dozen." Aha ! father, the secret was not in setting the snares, for I could not do otherwise than set them properly, when he was looking on. Well, this little game made father very pleasant with me for a while, until he began to forget it, and then I had to wage war again, 'till he found out that it was his best plan to speak a little more CONCERNING TRAPPING, SNARING, ETC. 43 kindly to his son, and give him a word of en- couragement when he deserved it. I often deserved this w^ord but seldom got it. It makes me recall old Dick's maxim : — '* All w^e want is civility," and that I was not overpowered with by my father. I have previously said that he was a man with a violent temper, and, when I was young, he used his walking stick pretty freely on my back, for very trifling offences. I remember, on one occasion, he accused me of doing some- thing which he had really done himself, and he plied his walking stick across my back 'till his arm ached. I was about eleven years old at the time, and, w^hen my father was about to give me dose two, Jim Keen, who was present and who knew^ that it w^as father's mistake, took off his coat, and said father must thrash him if he wanted to do any more thrashing. Now Jim had fought some of the leading fighting men, and always thrashed them, so father thought discretion the better part of valour, and I was let off. I never forgot Jim for that, and, when I afterwards became head keeper, I 44 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. always used to send him five shillings, at Christmas, for his Christmas dinner, and my old keeper's coat. Mr. Benjamin Fuller and his keeper, George Rose, knew that I sent Jim a Christmas box, every year, but neither of them knew what it was for. It was a secret between myself and Jim, and he never told anyone, for he knew that I did not want to expose my father's faults whilst he lived. And now to hark back to the snaring. My father told mother that he believed I had some artful dodge with my snaring, as I used a bit of wash leather to draw down the snares, in order to rub out any kinks or nicks in them, so that they should play quickly, and slip up like clockwork as soon as a rabbit got his head in. There was no scent on the wash leather, and I only used it for the purpose I, am about to describe. Squire Drake's gamekeeper, Pratt, taught me to make and set snares, and put me up to the dodge about the wash leather. He, and father, and I were together, one day, in Monk's Wood, and Pratt set six snares, bidding me watch him attentively, which I did. '* Now CONCERNING TRAPPING, SNARING, ETC. 45 Luke," said he to father, *' I'll bet you a crown there'll be five rabbits out of the six snares, to- morrow morning, when John comes to look for them." He nodded and winked at me, and, sure enough, there were five rabbits caught, next morning. My father thought that Pratt had rubbed five snares with the leather and not the sixth, and he frequently asked me about **that bit of leather that Pratt used," thinking it a very bewitching thing for rabbits. Here father was wrong, for the leather had not much to do with it ; but Pratt had picked out his six runs — "killing runs " as a good snarer would call them — very carefully. All good rabbit snarers should be very particular to have their hands very clean, and free from any smell of gun powder, rabbits' blood, paunches, dogs, or anything of that kind. This was why Pratt used the wash leather, to keep his hands from having actual contact with the snares, but the great secret of his success lay in the fact that he laid his snare in that part of the rabbits' run called the " rabbits' jumps." Now, Pratt, on the occasion of which I am 46 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. speaking, had been shooting with my father, so his hands were more or less scented with gun- powder and blood ; therefore he took up a handfull of mould from the ground, and well rubbed his hands with it, to take away the scent, and this he called *Svashing hands" before handling the snares. He then took the wash-leather, and pulled the wires into their proper shape, after having set the snare, without having actually touched the wire at all. My father had his own ideas about this leather, and clung to them with all an old man's tenacity; but he was wrong, for I could not use it either to draw or entice rabbits into my snares, but by not using it I could prevent, to a great extent, the rabbits coming near. In setting snares, first wash your hands with soap and water, and then with some earth teiken from the place where you wish to set the snares. This not only takes off the scent, but prevents your hands from getting clammy. Again, you should never set snares in the latter part of the day. Snares set in the morning catch twice as many rabbits as those CONCERNING TRAPPING, SNARING, ETC. 47 set in the evening or afternoon, because the scent gets off and evaporates during the day, whereas in the evening the dews fall and pre- serve the scent freshly all night, thus warning off the rabbits. The same thing applies to trapping as well as snaring. I used to bet old Dick a shilling that I would beat him with twelve traps, and these were the terms of the bet : Dick was to go with me and see me set my traps, and then I was to go with him and watch him set his traps ; and in the morning we were both to visit the traps together. We did so, and I always won ; and Dick would say, **Well, I thought my traps were set as well as yours. Jack, but you've beaten me, that's certain." *'Yes, Dick," I used to answer, ** I told the vermin not to come near your traps, when you were setting them." Neither Dick or father could understand it at all. My father was a better trapper than most, so I would say to him, *'Now, father, you call yourself a first-rate trapper" — which he did, modesty not being the strong point in 48 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. keepers ; "I can beat you any day in the week, I know." Then he would set his traps, whilst I looked on and lent him a hand. *' There, Jack," he says, after setting one very carefully, '^ you can't beat that, I know." And I instantly reply, *' Fll bet you what you like that won't catch, if it stays there for a month." Nor did it; I took good care of that, for I had the chance of going to these traps as often as I liked, and so would ** doctor" them, and cheat both father and old Dick. I used to play the same games with the snares, when at "war," as I called it, with my father. I would *' doctor" certain traps, or snares, and bet that they would not catch, and they didn't ; I would leave others alone, and bet that they would catch, and they did. It was wrong of me, I know, but I was very young at the time. Father died without having ever found out the secret about the snares catching or not catching. He said it was just according to what temper I was in ; but here he made a mistake, for it was just according to what CONCERNING TRAPPING, SNARING, ETC. 49 temper he was in. My father got fourpence a head for all the vermin he killed, and he gave old Dick twopence a head for his; but I, who destroyed more than both of them together, got nothing. However, Dick gave me a penny a head for all my vermin, and as my father gave him twopence Dick got a penny, and I did the same ; so that if father did not pay me directly, he paid old Dick for me instead. CHAPTER IV. CATCHING MY FIRST POACHER. npRAPPING and snaring rabbits occupied ^ us during the winter months, and in March vermin trapping — that is, the trapping of vermin other than rabbits — came on. Pheasants begin to nest about the twentieth of April, and the poachers always had pheasants' eggs for sale at Chesham Fair, which was on the twenty-first. Along now is always a hard time for keepers, and I often had to be up and out by three o'clock in the morning. I was about fourteen or fifteen years' old when I first took charge of a wood, to look after all by myself. Father gave me my choice as to which wood or plantation I preferred to take, CATCHING MY FIRST POACHER. 5 1 SO I chose Monk's Wood. This wood is a great favorite with poachers, as it lay only one field from Weedon Hill Road and Coppeyson's Lane. A hedge came straight from the Chesham Road and the lane from Amersham Common, and from Weedon's Hill the road from Chesham to Hyde Heath Common went straight to Monk's Wood, so that poachers could steal along the road, covered all the way by the hedge. As I delighted in a good chase and a rough and tumble *' scrap," I agreed to take Monk's Wood, and this father allowed me to do, because I was the best runner of the lot. The poachers always took to their heels, and bolted off for one of the roads I have named whenever they were disturbed. Father, how- ever, would not always let me keep to my wood, but made changes in our beats. He sometimes took Monk's Wood, and sent me to Bishop's Hill, Old Wellington's Copse, and New Wellington's Copse, all three of which were adjoining, and formed one man's beat. This, too, was the best beat for poachers, next to Monk's Wood, as they could get into it by the 52 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. Other roads from Chesham to Hyde Heath Common, near by my father's house. They usually came up the Half Way House Lane, so called because it was half way between Ches- ham and Hyde Heath, near the Devil's Den. This lane parted the manor of Mr. Fuller from that of Squire Lowndes, and Coppeyson's Lane parted Mr. Fuller's property from Squire Drake's estate ; but the poachers did not like this way so well as that which led to Monk's Wood, because they had to pass right by father's house, and that they particularly objected to. I begged my father to let me keep to my own favorite wood, and asked him why he changed me. ** Are you not satisfied with me, father?" I said. *' Oh, yes. Jack ; it's not that." ** Then why change my beat?" * * Well, J ack, ' ' he answered, quite feelingly, * * you are too venturesome with poachers, and I am afraid that they will harm you ; I often tremble for your life. I shouldn't be a bit surprised if you were killed some fine day. ' ' I had always thought my father a hard and stern man, with but little love for me, but knew better from that time. i CATCHING MY FIRST POACHER. 53 So I took his hand and pressed it warmly, and, having nothing to say, turned it off by a laugh. ** Ah, John," my father went on, " You don't know your danger or you wouldn't be so ven- turesome, but I tell Matthew and Dick to run up to your call directly, when you are chasing poachers." Father need not have troubled about that, for I was quite sure that no Chesham man would hurt me, and, as a matter of fact, they never did, or attempted to. I don't know why, except that I was always rather a favorite with them ; there was something about me they always liked, though what that something was I cannot tell. I think they rather admired my pluck, for, if I was in a fight, they always saw fair play, and backed me on to thrash my lad, saying ; — ** Go it Jack, my boy, you'll whip him like a sack, go it my little man o' war; here's your little Oliver, here's your little Napoleon." It was only from strangers that I had anything to fear in the way of ill-usage. I never had a blow from a local poacher in a public house row, it was only in a bona fide poaching affray that they fought me ; when I 54 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. was throwing them up, or taking nets or game away from them. When I was a young man I could turn out '^ in my skin " and have a fair stand up fight with any lad, and, on one occasion, I was bound over to keep the peace for twelve months, for fighting with Jack Weedon in Squire Lownde's Park. I was had up before the Squire and Mr. Benjamin Fuller, and father was bound over for me and Jack Weedon' s mother for him ; so this rather damped my fighting ardour, and made me feel somewhat ashamed of myself I went back to Monk's Wood, and left father to look after Bishop's Hill, and, one morning, when I was on the watch, I heard ** scrunch scrunch" on the frozen beech leaves, and took up my gun ready for a shot, as I thought it was some kind of vermin on the prowl. Presently I saw a man step into the path, look round the bend, and then go back again to the edge of the wood. Here he knelt down, and began feeling about in the ferns. It was about half-past two in the morning, and I could only see the outline of the man as he groped on his knees. CATCHING MY FIRST POACHER. 55 I thought he was after pheasants' eggs, and made ready to catch him, taking off my coat and jacket, thus exposing my blue shirt sleeves. Then I crept up to within a few yards of my man, and, with a sudden spring, landed on his back, catching hold of his collar. He was a big strong man, and I thought I was in for a tough job, but I never saw such a total collapse in my life ; the moment he felt my weight on his back he looked up at me, and then seemed to come all over limp. Half dragging him along to my gun, which I had left standing against a tree, I fired, and gave the * dead holloa ' : — ^Whoo whoo whoop.'' Before we had turned out in the morning, my father had given us orders that, if either of us caught a poacher, he was to give this cry. *' And you. Jack," said he, turning to me. *^ If you meet with anyone, fire your gun off before giving the holloa." Then, turning to the rest, he instructed them to run up to my assistance, immediately they heard my gun and call, throwing off their great coats, and divest- ing themselves of all impediments, for that purpose. The report of my gun acted on the 56 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. poacher in a way I little expected ; I cannot, from experience, describe the sensation of a *' blue funk," but doubtless some of my readers have felt it, and I should think that my captive was in a blue funk, now. **Let go. Jack," said he; *'you know me well enough." But I still held fast. *' Yes, I know you," I said: ''still I want others to know you besides me." *' Let go, will you," said the man, hoarsely; *' Can't you see I am taken bad in my inside?" ''All right, you may be bad or not, but, until someone comes up I don't leave go." It may sound heartless of me to talk like this, but keepers have to be up to all sorts of dodges. All this time old Dick and father kept answering my call, but the first to arrive was Matthew Atkins, and when he appeared I released my hold. Then old Dick came up. " Ah, Tom, my boy," says he, looking at the poacher, "you've got a good dose of physic this time." At this point we heard father call out, some hundred and fifty yards down the wood, and on our answering he shouted, "Go on ; he's at the CATCHING MY FIRST POACHER. 57 White House by this time." Old Dick answered back, ** Come here ; we've got him here." Up came father, with a flitch of bacon, four small loaves, and a jar of beer slung over his shoulder on his gun ; and this in spite of his previous orders to us, about throwing off everything and running up to the first who called. In his fear of my getting hurt, he forgot these things, and so he came pounding along to where we were. He heard all we had to say, and then proceeded to search the poacher, whose name, it appeared, was Tom Tuson, although old Dick was the only one of us who knew him. Father could find nothing incriminating, however, so he said, ** Now, Tom, I'll show you out of the wood." Then, as he walked him out, my father continued: ** Why, how come you to let young Jack catch you? Didn't you run?" ''Run?" growled the poacher; '* by George, no. He sprung on me like a tiger, and I was never so unnerved in my life. What with his blue shirt and his long wavy hair, and the way he crouched down 58 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. and sprang on me, I almost thought it was a tiger." It certainly was a bad light at the time, being just before daybreak, and so dark that he could not even see the eggs he was groping for amongst the ferns. In a few moments father returned to us, and then old Dick tried him by ** court martial," as he called it, for setting his men such a bad example, in acting contrary to his own orders. Dick constituted himself judge and jury, and solemnly found father guilty, fining him two gallons of Teddy Wheelan's ale, from Amer- sham brewery. Father paid up for the two gallons cheerfully enough, saying that he did not mind so long as ** venturesome Jack" was not hurt. I may mention that I knew nothing of this Tom Tuson, and had never seen him before, nor have I set eyes on him since. Old Dick was the only one of us who knew him. Tuson was summoned to appear before the magistrates, but absconded. I should explain that the '* White House " that father mentioned was about half-way between Monk's Wood and Chesham, and he thought I was running my CATCHING MY FIRST POACHER. 59 man down to the town from the wood. Mr. Benjamin Fuller had my name cut in the bark of the tree where I collared the poacher, and there it remained for some years, until the wood was cut down for timber to build a new farm house and other buildings at Weedon Hill, on the Doughty Tichborne farm. This Tuson was known to be a good plucked 'un, and a rough fighting man, who would stand up for a good bout any day ; but it must be borne in mind that he quite thought I knew him when I fired my gun. Had I not been so quick, and so frightened and unnerved him, he could have flung me into the gorse with the greatest ease, and made his escape, but fortune favors the brave, and, maybe, the rash. When we are up to evil and mischief, conscience makes cowards of us all, and poor Tom proved no exception to the rule. And thus ends the story of how I caught my first poacher. I next went to Boxmoor, as keeper to the Right Honourable Granville Dudley Ryder, of Westbrook House, whose head keeper was Mr. Ball. I was living there when the first train 60 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. ran from Euston to Boxmoor, and the line was afterwards carried on to Northchurch, and through the Northchurch tunnel. At this time Ball was ill, so Mr. Ryder's butler came over to Chesham to see my father about me; the result being that I went to Boxmoor to look after the tame pheasants, on the understanding that, if Ball died, I was to take his place, but, if he recovered, I was to go back to my father. Ball did recover, I am glad to say, and was living at Boxmoor in March, 1885. Nothing of any interest occurred during the few months I held the situation, except that I shot some navvies' dogs. Some of these were beautiful dogs, — Bull terriers, Italian grey- hounds, and some known as ** plum pudding" dogs, being speckled and spotted all over, like a plum pudding. The navvies used to come into the woods to look for me, and they would find their dogs dead, sure enough, but me they never caught. They would search in and around the trees and shrubs but could not find ''the little devil " — meaning me — '' or they would hang him in a CATCHING MY FIRS'l POACHER. 6 1 tree by his heels," so I heard them say. Whenever I shot one of their dogs I would take my gun and ** shin " up a tree, and they used to come and prowl about under it, but never thought of looking up into it. The intel- lectual development of navvies, I may remark, is scarcely equal to their muscular development. So I was never found, and, even had they discovered my whereabouts, they could not have got me down, for I would have shot their fingers as fast as they climbed up. During my stay at Boxmoor, an incident occurred which I must not omit to relate, as the poacher bested us all, including the magistrates ; but, later on, I shall show how this smart card played into my hands and had to cut and run. CHAPTER V. "what was it? '' "OICHARD Lovering, whom I have often "*^^ mentioned before, was variously known as "Old Dick," "the Black Man of the Woods," "Wild Man of the Woods" and " the Black Devil." One evening, between six and seven o'clock, he came and told my father that the ride which parted Beech Wood from Owlett's Wood was set with snares for hares. " Well Dick," said my father, " We must be there by nine or ten to-night, or else we shall WHAT WAS IT? 63 lose our chance; it won't do to leave it 'till the morning," Dick thought that those who set the snares would not come to look at them until daybreak, and said so, but my father re- plied : — *' I tell you, Dick, that they will come, and hunt the large clover field joining the wood where the snares are set, to-night, when they turn out of the public house ; so we must be ready for them. Off we went, accordingly, and father placed all three of us. I was stationed some hundred yards down the wood, between the snares and Chesham Common, to act as a stop, and catch anyone who ran away from old Dick, since he could run as well as a tame fat duck. Just after the church clock struck eleven, we heard the voice of a dog in the clover field ; he chased some hares into the wood, about a hundred yards below me, and they flew past the dog in *^full cry" after them. Directly, however, the animal got scent of me, he stopped short, and ceased to give tongue, as if he had been shot dead, and all was quiet. A few minutes afterwards father and old 64 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. Dick came up, and the former said : — ** It's all up with us to-night, Jack; that dog of their' s winded us, or we should have had them, right enough. They knew we were here, directly he stopped his voice in full cry. We shall never do anything with them 'till you get that dog, he is more use to them than any two men. We may as well take these snares up," he added, turning to old Dick. But Dick thought that there was a chance that they might come at daybreak, as they had not seen any of us. Eventually, however, we resolved to act upon father's advice, and leave it 'till the next night. So, the next night, we all three sallied forth and took up our positions, father and Dick in much the same places as the previous night, but having a due regard to the wind. I took my stand in an old saw pit, in which timber had been sawn some years previously, and which had not yet been filled up. This pit was just the right depth for me, as, when standing up in it, my chin was on a level with the ground; thus I was able to see all round out of the pit, and shoot the dog, did he appear. WHAT WAS IT? 65 **Now John," said my father, in parting, ** Sit down 'till you hear the dog coming, and mind you don't rise up 'till he gets near enough for you to make sure of killing him. If you are too eager he'll wind you, but if you let him get near enough for a dead shot, it don't matter whether he winds you or not ; stops, goes forward, or turns back." "All right, father," said I. **ril manage it, I'll be sure to kill him, never fear." **I'm not afraid but what you will," said father. **But if you don't keep down close, he'll be sure to wind you, and I'd rather have that dog than all the poachers, so don't you miss this chance." I may mention that there is nothing so trying to a keeper as a poacher's dog, it seems to be imbued with more than the cunning of its masters, and the instinct seems more trustworthy than their reasoning powers. It is always distrustful of strangers and, in fact, everybody except its masters, and enters at once into the keen delight of the lawless deeds of the latter; at the same time it is 5 66 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. quick to suspect danger and scent an enemy, its instinct prompting it not only to save itself, but also to give warning to its owners, that they may do likewise. I have known a whole gang of poachers broken up for the season merely by the loss of their dog, and thus keepers are al- ways death on dogs, so it should not seem cruel if they shoot all strange dogs found in the covers. It was a bright moonlight night, and I sat in this old saw pit for about two hours and a half without seeing or hearing anything, when, all at once, I became aware of something at the end of the pit jumping and dancing about, here, there, and all over the place. It came up to the side of the pit, very close to my head, and then disappeared, suddenly, like a bladder bursting. Next I saw it hanging on the side of a tree ; it left the tree, though I could not see it do so, but immediately reappeared skip- ping round the pit. I could not make it out at all ; at first I thought it was an owl, and then I remembered that an owl would fly and not hop, skip and jump. Last of all, the thing hung on WHAT WAS IT ? 6^7 to a branch of the tree, in the full light of the moon ; I forgot all about snares, and dogs, and poachers, and father's orders, and simply let fly at it, determined to find out what it was. Nothing fell, nothing flew away, the result was just the same as if I had shot at a bubble ; indeed, the thing itself was just like a soap bubble that a child might blow through a long clay pipe. It was as large as a common — or garden — hen, but shaped something like a pig's bladder blown out, and, when J had shot, it seemed as if all the wind had escaped. Up I jumped out of the pit, and rushed up to the tree to pick up what I had shot, for, though I saw nothing fall, I am a pretty dead shot, and I scarcely believed I had missed my quarry. Nothing there ; neither fish, flesh, fowl, or even a feather. Father and Dick now arrived, and found the gun standing in the pit, and me, alternately, gazing up into the tree, or groping on the ground. *'What did you shoot at?" growls father. ** Something," I replied, feebly. **Wellwhat wasit?" 68 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. "Something," was all I could say, again, dubiously staring at the tree, or feeling the ground, all the while. ** What was it you shot at? " insisted father. **I don't know." *' Well, what was it like ? " Then I told them how it jumped here and there, and appeared and disappeared, all around me; whereupon my father up with his hand, and gave me a heavy clout over the side of my head. ** You cracky," he raved. ** You shot at the shadow of the moon ; now you've spoilt the job entirely." So he took up the snares and we all went home, he grumbling and growling all the way, and I was very glad to get to bed out of his sight, I can tell you. Next morning, Dick and I went to examine the place by daylight to see if we could find any trace of what I had shot at ; needless to say, we searched in vain, I could see that I had shot just were the thing was, for there were the marks in the tree. I think it must have been WHAT WAS IT ? 69 what they call a " Will o' the Wisp," or "Jock o' Lantern," that is, a kind of vapour ; I had never seen one of them before, but I've seen plenty since. CHAPTER VI. HARRY Wright's sandy rabbit. /^LD Dick came home, one night, and told ^-^ my father that he had again found a hedge set with snares, at the bottom of the clover field. This was the same field where I had stood in the saw pit, and shot at the moon. I hear that people shoot the moon, nowadays, some times. We all three went out that evening to watch the snares, I being again placed, as a stop, at the end near Chesham. We remained watch- ing until after eleven o'clock, and then father HARRY WRIGHT S SANDY RABBIT. 7 1 came up to me, and said: — ** We'll give it up now, and go home and have something to warm us." We wanted something of that kind, for it was a rime frost, and one of the coldest nights I was ever out in. So we went home, and thawed a bit before a big fire. We had some hot coffee, bread and home cured bacon ; and then father and Dick smoked their pipes, and drank home brewed ale, whilst I dropped off to sleep. About half-past three we started out again, but, when we reached the hedge, the snares were gone. Now, on the previous day, father and I had been rabbiting with the nets, as he had an order for three dozen live rabbits, which we duly caught. When old Dick told us about the snares, father took one of these rabbits with him, having previously marked it so that he would know it again. I was carrying this rabbit when we started out first, and, by some means or other, it got out of my pocket, and was caught in one of the snares set in the hedge. We had left it in the snare when we went home to have a little refreshment, and, when we arrived 72 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. on the scene a second time, it was gone, and all the snares too. So we returned home again, having drawn a blank. Three or four nights after this, my father went into a public house, to pay the landlord for a pig he had bought off him, and, incidently, to have a drink. Whilst he was there, the landlord took down a rabbit from off a hook, and, holding it up, said : — *' There, Luke, you can't get rabbits like that." Father took it and examined it, pronouncing it to be one of the best he had ever seen. '' I should like to get some of that stock to turn down in White's Wood gorse," said he, carelessly. '* Where might it come from ? " ** I don't know where it come from," replied the landlord. *' But I bought it off Harry Wright, the miller, last Tuesday." This was the very rabbit I had lost out of my pocket, so we then knew all about it, for the hedge where the snares were set was only one field from Harry Wright's mill. On enquiring, we learnt that Wright took night turns with another man, at the mill, he on, one night, and HARRY WRIGHT S SANDY RABBIT. 73 the man on, the next ; the night we lost the rabbit was Harry's night on, so that accounted for our losing it in the dead of night. This miller was a perfect torment to old Dick, he could scarcely ever prosecute him, and, when he did, never got him convicted, as Harry was a most artful card, and clever both at poaching and the law. Dick saw him, one time, shoot a hare on the fallow, in the mill field, and put it in his pocket. Wright was taken before the Magis- trates, Mr. Lowndes and Mr. Fuller, and, when Dick had given his evidence, they asked Harry if he had anything to say. **Yes, gentlemen," said he, politely. ** I have a great deal to say. I am quite sure, gentlemen, that the witness Lovering don't intend to say anything but what's true, but he is labouring under a mistake, as I will prove to you if you'll allow me. I have three witnesses to call, who will prove my case. Now, I keep a lot of tame rabbits, amongst them a large sandy buck that I keep for stock ; I don't keep him in the hutches with the does, but let him 74 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. run loose in the rabbit house. The door of the house was left open, one day, and my buck goes out and gets under the wood stack which joins the rabbit house, where I kept on trying to catch it, but without success. It had been out for six or seven weeks, and as it had been continually hunted, got very wild ; so, on this very day, I set about moving the wood stack, in order to get at it, when it ran across the road into the mill field fallow, and squatted down." ** I said: — 'Call in the dog, don't let him go after the rabbit, as I can get it now. Til just shoot it, so mark the place where it squatted, while I go and fetch my gun.' Well, I did so, and shot it, and here's the rabbit to prove it." With that he pulls a large sandy rabbit out of his pocket. '* And here," he went on. ** Are two — no, three witnesses who saw me shoot it." Harry was as good as his word, and had no difficulty in proving that he had really shot the rabbit; so he had, but it was undoubtedly after he had shot the hare. Old Dick swore to the hare, and I have no HARRY WRIGHT'S SANDY RABBIT. 75 doubt, in my own mind, but what he was right ; however, the magistrates gave Wright the benefit of the doubt, and dismissed the case. Thereupon Harry went to the public house, and bragged how he had licked old Dick, and the magistrates as well ; true enough he had licked them, clean and handsome, but he got into different hands afterwards, when ** young Jack " got hold of him, for I licked him quite as fairly as he did old Dick, as I will show, later on. CHAPTER VII. thp: end of poacher bob. A S I have mentioned before, Ball, Mr. •^^ Ryder's head keeper, recovered, so I went back to father, when Mr. John Fuller said he was afraid that I should never be big enough for a keeper, and that I had better be apprenticed to a shoemaker. Father, too, used to sneer at me, and said : — ** All you are fit for. Jack, is to stand behind a counter and tear up calico." Then he would put his hands together, and make a noise with his mouth, as if he were tearing a piece of calico in two. So I decided to try my hand at something else for a while, until I could get a place as under keeper, for a keeper I determined to be. THE END OF POACHER BOB. 77 I left Hyde Heath and went to Lord Dormer* s place at Little Kingsvale, near Peterby Kouse, between Great Missenden and Wickham Heath, on trial as a carpenter. I did not stop long, however, and went from there to Great Berkhampstead with Lord Dormer's son, to try sawing in Mr. Key's wharf yard there. I spent one summer at Berkhampstead, and went in for charcoal burning at Pengrove, near Beech Wood, which is about the centre of the manor. There had been a large fall of timber at Pengrove, and Mr. Fuller gave me leave to burn my charcoal in the wood so as to save carting it to Hyde Heath Common. Whilst I was thus burning charcoal, poor old Dick fell ill with a bad leg, and the Chesham doctors said that he would never be fit for his work again, so he had to keep at home with his leg. Mr. Fuller asked me to *Mook out" whilst Dick was laid by, and this I was able to do because I had employed a regular charcoal burner to burn for me, and he kept by the fire when I used to be travelling round to London, Oxford, and other places, for orders. 7o AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. I had not been in old Dick's place long before I came across a hedge set with snares. This hedge ran from the New Road to Odds Wood, adjoining Hangman's Dell, and these snares were the means of bringing Poacher Bob to his death. On Thursday morning, while I was watching, I saw Jack Nash come and look at the snares, and, finding that they had caught no- thing, go away again. I watched them off and on 'till Sunday morning, and then I saw Nash and another man come and look at the snares. A rabbit had been caught in them on Friday night, and there it still remained but the two men did not attempt to touch it, and went off down to the water side at Chesham. I watched them go to George Jones' house, which they entered, and subsequently came out again with Jones. Then all three went to Jones' barn, opened the door, and let out a dog; I recognized this animal as being the same that I intended to kill on the night when I shot at the moon.. The party now went up, past Jones' house, to the Hangman's Dell, where the snares were set. I could see all this from THE END OF POACHER BOB. 79 where I was, and now I heard them send the dog round to look for me ; first here, and then there, saying : — '* Try for him, good dog." They peered into the badger's earth close by, looked into the chalk pit, searched the roof of the hay-stack and all round it, and then sent Bob up the side of the hedge where the snares wlyiere set to look for me, once more. On arriving at the end, the dog looked back at the men, as if for further orders, when Jones called to him to *' go over;" he thereupon jumped the hedge and came down the other side, all the way to the chalk pit, where the men stood. I heard them say that it was alright, and one of them immediately made for the rabbit and took it out of the snare, when to their surprise I appeared. On seeing me, the man with the rabbit gave leg bail towards Fox's Mill and Chesham, the route by which they had come. I made chase, and caught up with him after a run of a couple of hundred yards or so, only to find that he was a stranger to me. He refused to give me his name, and kept on walking towards the town, I keeping up with him. 80 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. When we reached Foxe's Mill, an old woman came out to fill her kettle at the pump ; then another one came out to her door, to let down a shutter; then a third came out of another cottage, and the moment she saw us, she cried out : — *' Oh, dear neighbour, here's Charlie Cough- trey caught ; young Wilkins has got him, poor Charlie's caught right enough." And away she goes next door. ** Neighbour Jeffrey, poor Charlie Coughtrey's done for ; look, young Wilkins has got him." Then they all left their kettles and shutters and things and joined in a chorus of lamenta- tions. " Poor Charlie, its all up with him now, or young Wilkins wouldn't be with him ; poor Charlie. ** Good morning, Charles," said I, politely, and went back to the Dell, where I met the other two men, Nash and Jones. "Well," they said, jeeringly, *' now you've caught him you don't know him." *' What," said I, with feigned surprise. "You may as well say I don't know you two. THE END OF POACHER BOB. 8 1 as say I don' t know Charlie Coughtrey. ' ' Then how they stared at each other ! ** By gum," they growled. ** He does know him after all." All three men were summoned, but Coughtrey did not appear, and I have never seen him from that day to this. Jack Nash employed a Mr. Chester, a lawyer who had just taken an office at Chesham, to defend him. Nash had told him that he had never been out of the foot- path at all on that morning, but when Mr. Chester heard my evidence — how I had seen Nash, on the Thursday previous, come and look at the snares, and then again on Sunday morning with Coughtrey, how I had heard Nash say that he wouldn't take the rabbit, as old Dick had caught him snaring rabbits before, and he wasn't going to be caught again, — then, after he had heard all this, and Mr. Garrett, of Chesham, swore that there was no footpath, and produced a map of the land to prove it, Mr. Chester addressed the magistrates saying that he was sorry he had taken up the case. He had, he said, been deceived by Nash's false 82 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. tale, and all he could do was to recommend his client to the mercy of the bench, Nash was convicted, and got six months. When we came out of court, there were about thirty poachers and roughs hanging about, with hats in their hands, ready to throw them — hats, not hands — up in the air and shout " hurrah." Some did begin : — ** Hoo-hoo — ," and then stopped off, dead, as they saw my father, Nash, and the constables come out. Nash was bellowing like a twelve-year-old child, and wailing out that he should never live through it. The gang of roughs slunk off, like so many dogs with tin kettles tied to their tails. It was a sad disappointment, for they all thought that Lawyer Chester was going to get his man off. And so, covering his face with both hands, and booing like a baby, Nash went off to gaol. Jones begged hard to be let off: he said he would give up poaching, and never cause any more trouble. He brought his dog, the celebrated Bob, tied him up to Mr. Fuller's gate at the German House, and there blew out THE END OF POACHER BOB. 83 his brains ; so Mr. Fuller let the case against him stand over and Jones did not go to gaol. This Bob was a big, rough, wiry, coarse-coated dog, — a cross between a blood hound and a sheep-dog, with the true voice of a hound. I do not know, for certain, his real breed, but 1 do know that he was the cleverest poacher I ever met. Jones never did any poaching after this, and his wife repeatedly told me that she was glad I caught him ; it was the best day's work that ever happened to him, she said, for he used to waste his time in poaching, and would then go to the public house and spend all the money he had earned by it, and a shilling or two beyond. *' Easy come, easy go," and it did not end there, for he used to get drunk and was fit for nothing the next day, so he must needs go and have another quart, the next morning, to liven up yesterday's beer. This, again, very often led to a third day's drunk, and then the three days had to have a livening up on the fourth morning. Three or four day's loss of work at four shillings a day, two shillings a 84 AIS ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. day for drink, say three days— a total of eighteen shillings loss. ** And now," said she. *'He sticks to his work, earns double the money he did, and don't spend a quarter he used ; best of all, John, I get it now, but before, the public house got most of it." When we all came out of the court, Mr. Fuller took father and me up to his house, and into the kitchen. He gave the cook orders to give us the best dinner she could, and with his own hands, he brought me a thumping big glass of hot brandy and water. Then he fetched me his own great coat and said, giving it to me : — ** Now, John, I've got another job for you, so take this coat, and make as good a fist of it as you did with Nash." CHAPTER VIII. DABBER HARDING AND OLD SARAH. 'T^HIS was a snaring job, which my father •*" had found out. Having received my instructions, I left German House, and walked about two hundred yards to the back of the town, where there was a long strip of a planta- tion ; into this I dived and, at the end of it, came upon a quick-set hedge full of snares. These I watched for about two hours, when a man called Dapper or Dabber Harding ap- peared, carrying a gun, and proceeded to beat the plantation up and down. After looking through it carefully he came and examined the snares, and then made off towards Odd's Wood, Father had given me orders to stay by the snares till he came, so I remained there until 86 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. he arrived at about half-past five in the evening. I told him what had occurred, when he said: — ** I saw Dabber, with Harry Wright, round Odd's Wood and Old Beech Wood Lane, but could not get hold of them; but you'll be sure to nab Dabber at these snares, in the morning, and, if not, we can have him for trespassing in the plantation with a gun, and for setting snares." Now, on my way to the plantation, I picked up a dead hare in the swedes, near Granlet's plantation ; it had been killed quite long enough, and was just beginning to *turn,' for the rooks had plucked out one eye, the lights and heart, so I hid her in the plantation for the ferrets. When I reached home with father, it struck me that I might make use of her in another way, so I borrowed a needle and thread from mother, and sewed up the places where the rooks had been picking; then I started her only eye hard out of her head, and smeared it round with blood to make it look blood-shot. I took old Sarah, thus prepared, and laid her, best side upwards, blind side DABBER HARDING AND OLD SARAH. 87 downwards, in one of the snares I was watching. Now poachers are very knowing and sus- picious fellows, so that, when you are baiting a trap for them, don't despise your enemy and think that anything is good enough to take him in ; you must meet cunning with ditto, and, to show you what I mean, I will describe very carefully how I ' faked ' this dead hare. I tucked her head in the noose and drew it moderately tight, then I took the slack of the wire and see-sawed it against the stems of the *' quick " to rub the bark off, pulled out the fluck to show where she had torn herself when dashing about, and scraped up the leaves and moss to show where she had scratched and kicked about in the snare before she died. So, having completed my preparations, all I had to do was to wait and watch. About seven in the morning arrives Dabber with his gun, and beats the plantation down to where the snares were set ; when he got within fifteen or twenty yards he saw old Sarah, and, dropping his gun, he rushed forward and fell flat on top of her. He took her out of the snare and pocketed her, 88 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. whilst Still lying flat on the ground ; then he got up and carefully removed every scrap of fluck, after which he went back a little way into the wood, kicked up the moss and earth, and buried the fluck underneath, stamping it down out of sight with his feet. Next he took some earth and rubbed over the white thorn bush, in the place where the snare had barked it ; then he brought some leaves, and strewed over the place where Sarah had scratched up the earth under the snare. After this he put up the quick, and made everything look as if it had not been disturbed ; then, standing a little way off, he took a good view, and, coming back, placed a twig here and there, and smeared a little dirt over a spot in the bark that showed white. At last he seemed quite satisfied, and, indeed, one might have passed the place without ever noticing that anything had been recently caught there. Off he goes with one-eyed Sarah, and, after going about twenty yards or so, he thought he'd take a peep at her. Just as he was doing this I stepped up behind him, on tiptoe, saying : — DABBER HARDING AND OLD SARAH. 89 ** How is it ? a good one, Dabber? " He sprang over the hedge into the road, and had reached his father's house before I could follow ; here he ran to earth with both gun and hare. *' Hum," thought I as he disappeared. ** If I don't look out this will be another tame sandy rabbit job ; he'll be after bringing some of his workshop mates, to swear he was in his work- shop from five 'till eight this morning." So I went straight to the workshops, up by Chesham waterside. As soon as I reached the timber yard I found two sawyers hard at work, near the entrance, and the moment the top-sawyer caught sight of me he sang out : — ** Whoa, stop, you there ! " Then turning to his mate he said : — " Here's a lark, Dabber's done for a crown ; ain't he Jack ? " ** Yes," said I. *' He's all right." I proceeded to walk up the yard, when, one after another, the men came out of the work- shops, saying : — *' Dabber's caught, for a shilling ; ain't it so Jack ? " go AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. '* Has he been here this morning ? " I asked. *' No," says one. **Yes," said a lot of voices together, all chaffing and laughing. '' Well, mates," said I. '' Here's his bench, and he ain't here ; where is he ? " For I knew Dabber's bench. They commenced their chaff again, and one said that '' Dabber had just gone out, as I came up, to get a half pint ; he must have gone out the front way and seen me coming, and perhaps, made off, thinking I was after him." All this was said in chaff, the men winking at each other, but I began to think it looked rather queer for me, because if Dabber appeared then there were a dozen men ready to swear he'd been in his shop all the morning, and the rest would hold their tongues. At this moment, however, Mr. Webb, the master, appeared. *' What's all this noise about ? " he demanded. ** John Roberts, go on with your work, and all the rest of you do the same." Then, turning to me, he said : — '* What do you want here, Wilkins?" DABBER HARDING AND OLD SARAH, 9 1 **I want to know if Dabber Harding is here, sir, and, if not, whether he has been here this morning at all." On this, he looked into Harding's shop and found it empty, turning to the men, he said : — ** Mind, I will have no nonsense ; has he been here this morning? " *'No, sir," replied the men, gravely enough now. ** You hear, John ? " said Mr. Webb to me. ** Yes, sir, and thank you, sir," I replied. I went off down the yard, and there was no running fire of chaff now, everybody seemed too much engaged to mind me. I turned up the alley leading into the street, and just as I was rounding, ran full butt against Dabber. ** Good morning, John," said he. **Good morning, Dabber," said I. ** Though we've met before, to-day, it ain't ever too late for civilities." He stared at me doubtfully for a moment, and then hurried down the alley. He was full run, and winded when I met him, and, had I not got beforehand with him, there is no doubt he would have brought any number 92 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. of men to swear that he'd been at his shop all the morning. All this occurred on the day after Nash was tried and convicted, and Harding was a leader of the roughs who waited outside the court to make a demonstration, if Nash had got off. Harding was summoned but, the night before the day of his trial, they had a ''* free and easy '* with one-eyed Sally. They cooked her, and made a supper off her at a beerhouse, and all tKe guests pronounced her to be beautiful eating. After having devoured poor Sarah, they fell to drinking beer, and this so warmed the cockles of their hearts that they made a collection for Dabber, who collared the offertory, took his hook next morning, and failed to answer to his summons. The day before I caught him he was waiting outside the court, hat in hand, ready to throw it in the air and cheer lustily, if Nash got off — such is life ! Mr. Fuller gave me ten shillings for catching Dabber, with which I was well pleased, and praised me warmly for my shrewdness, with which I was still better pleased. CHAPTER IX. CONCERNING DICK AND OTHER THINGS 'T^HE poachers about Chesham used to simply ■^ play with old Dick, he never caught one except by accident, and when he did he could never get his man convicted. He was no good for watching snares, being always beaten ; he had no patience, and it often happened that, when a hare or rabbit was in the snares, the men would not touch it as they suspected that the place was watched. Then old Dick would come out of his hiding, and blackguard them, calling them all sorts of names and taunting them with their want of courage, but of course they only laughed at him and made off. There- 94 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. upon Dick would go away, grumbling and growling, thinking it of no use to watch the snares any longer. Of course the men were only lying in wait, and, the moment he had gone, they came and took any game that might be in the snares, for he often forgot to remove what was caught, or else he left it purposely, hoping to find it there still on his return, to act as a bait for the poachers. The latter soon got to know Dick's lazy and careless ways, and so bested him. Dick never ought to have been a keeper ; he had no cunning about him, no tricks of dodging his men, changing his beats, and altering his clothes. He used to be just wound up like a clock, and I could always tell where to put my hand upon him at any given time of the day. As I have before mentioned, he was an old soldier, and had the discipline of the barracks thoroughly instilled into him, but although that is a very good thing in its way, it does not fit a man for the calling of a keeper. A keeper's life is one of continual strain and anxiety, and he must be able to adapt himself to all sorts of strange circumstances, in order to CONCERNING DICK, ETC. 95 overcome the innumerable difficulties that arise in the course of his career. It is no child's play, I can tell you, for a thousand and one things occur that call forth all the talent and resource that a man possesses, in order to deal with them successfully. For instance — a keeper has to rear ground game and flying game, a very difficult job, in which he has everything against him almost, and only the ordinary course of nature to assist him. The condition of the elements, flying vermin, ground vermin, and, lastly, man in the poacher shape, are all against him. During the rearing season the keeper never has any leisure at all, his hours are all the time; there are no definite rules which can be laid down for his guidance, and he can only fall back on his own common sense and tact. But to return to Dick. He had just one round, like clockwork ; he would go once through Beech Wood and then that would be done for the day, and he would not go near it again until the next day at precisely the same time. From Beech Wood 96 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. he used to go to Odd's Wood adjoining Bois' Wood, Odd's Wood being on one side of a hill and Bois' Wood on the other, with a ditch between them. On the top of Bois' Wood is a summer house, and here old Dick used to arrive, about one o'clock every day, to have his dinner and a pipe under shelter. ** The daily round the common task," was ever the same with Dick, and one day was like another, as one green pea resembles another green pea. I used to dodge into a wood at one end, one time, and at another end, another time, making it a rule never to go the same way twice. Then, too, I constantly changed my dress, im- personating all kinds of people — mechanics, carpenters, and the like. A favourite dodge of mine was the carpenter * fake ' ; I used, for this, to wear a white apron and a blue jacket, or, sometimes, a white flannel jacket, and to carry with me a carpenter's flail, handsaw, and axe. Sometimes I would go as a tramp with matches to sell, and sometimes as a ploughboy, wearing a white smock, going home with his bundle. It was almost always necessary to CONCERNING DICK, ETC. 97 resort to some dodge of this kind in that part of the country, it being a most convenient place for poachers, and dead against keepers. The country was so open that men could see a great distance, and warn their mates on the approach of a keeper. When I * made up ' in any of my characters I toolc care to * make up ' my face as well, and many a time I have passed my friends in the road, or been amongst them in the market place, without ever being suspected ; so I usually managed to pick up the information I wanted. To return once more to Dick. The poor old chap had to ' cave in ' owing to his bad leg, and Mr. Fuller gave him a sort of ' say so,' which, with his pension, enabled him to take a public house in the neighbourhood. Mr. Fuller then offered me Dick's place, and I took it, so there I was, in spite of what my father and Mr. Fuller had said about me, — a game- keeper. CHAPTER X. dick's ghost. "OEFORE old Dick gave up, he had re- -*^ peatedly declared to father and me that he had seen a ghost near the Devil's Den. He said that you could neither see or hear it com- ing until it slid by ; but it was just like a calf, made no noises, but glided along as if on skates. He had met it three or four times, just about the same place, and he got so nervous that he would not go past the Den on his way home at night. One Sunday night, father had gone to Hyde Heath Chapel, and I was at home keeping DICK S GHOST. 99 mother company, when, all on a sudden, the dogs in the yard broke out barking madly. I slipped on father's list slippers, snatched up my gun, and went out to see what was the matter with the dogs. There was old Dick's ghost, clearing out of the yard like a streak of light- ning it was just going through the folding gates, having to stoop down to get under, when I let fly and bowled it over, stone dead, without a sound save the report of ** Brown Bess," my gun. Then I got my mother to help me drag it into the house, and cover it over with two sacks, under the salting trough. When father came home, I said I would show him old Dick's ghost. '' Well,' said he, " I hope you may. Jack." So I took him up to the trough, and pulled the sacks off the ghost. He stepped back in amazement. " Sure enough, you've killed him, my boy," said he. ** We'll leave him 'till the morning for old Dick to have a look at him, and then we must put him out of sight, as there will be a great stir as soon as he is missed." lOO AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. When Dick made his appearance, next morning, my father said : — ** Jack shot your ghost, last night, Dick." **Sure enough if he has I'll stand treat,'* replied Dick. So we took him to the trough, my father first locking the front door, and then I removed the sacks and displayed the ghost. Old Dick nearly jumped out of his skin, exclaiming: — ** Ay, that's him, sure enough." The ghost was nothing more than an enormous deer hound, and the highest dog I ever met. I had seen him once with his master, a farmer who lived on Hyde Heath Common, and, on that occasion, the dog caught a rabbit As he was never kept on the chain he became a confirmed poacher, so I was not at all sorry for what I had done. We took the body up to Bishop's Hill gorse, that night, and put him in a pit in the gorse ; and there his bones are now, or rather, the bone dust, for it is more than fifty years ago. Dick read the burial service over him, and recited a poem of his own composition, over the grave. DICK S GHOST. lOI The elegy ran something like this : — " As you appeared from out the Den of Devil's Wood, " And as you scared me often by the Devil's Den, " We lay you here in Bishop's Dell, for good, " To scare me no more, for ever. Amen, amen.'* At the end of each line old Dick struck the ghost a vicious blow with his stick, and wound up with a series of blows, at the end of the ceremony. There was an end of Dick's ghost, and I never heard any more about it until one evening when father and I were in the ** Red Cow" public house. Then the owner of the dog came in, and I heard father, in the course of conversation with him, ask what he had done with the deer hound, as he had not seen him since he had poached the rabbit by the Den. *'No," replied the farmer, ** I sent him to my brother in Norfolk." Father and I, on hearing this, looked at each other, but neither said anything. Dick Lovering was not a very old man, having enlisted in the army at the age of seventeen, and served twenty one years. After being at home for two years, he took the under- I02 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. keeper's place, being then just in his prime and full strength, and a very strong man he was. When he developed his bad leg he went to the Hemel Hempstead Infirmary, and Sir Astley Cooper cured him, so, when I went into Wiltshire, he came under my father again. Although his leg was cured he was not much good for anything except light work, such as pruning young Scotch Firs, and Birch, and ** looking out," occasionally. So after a little while, as I have before stated, he took a public house at Hyde Heath. Old Dick had a great many good qualities ; he would call you at any time of the night you liked, as true as the clock, and you could always depend — and so could the poachers — on him to be at his post at any hour of the day or night. "Military time" with old Dick, always, punctual to the tick, and his appearance was something, for he was a great big man, and looked an awkward customer to tackle. I think I have delicately hinted, before, that he was not over endowed with pluck, otherwise he would have been foremost in every poaching fray. DICK S GHOST. IO3 All he wanted was * civility,' and I am afraid poachers leave that at home when they are after your game. CHAPTER XL HARRY WRIGHT CAUGHT IN A TRAP. T HAVE before mentioned Harry Wright, -*- and told you how he weathered old Dick, and the whole bench of magistrates, with his sandy rabbit trick. Master Harry used to go about the place bragging that no one could catch him ; he met me in a public house, once, and taunted me to my face that I had not brains enough to take him. He said, moreover, that if ever I did he would be the death of me, but this was all mere idle talk, and so I told him at the time. Nevertheless, he was a very HARRY WRIGHT CAUGHT IN A TRAP. IO5 artful man, and a most determined poacher, and had given us a great deal of trouble, but there, as I said before, anyone could get away from old Dick. Poaching, if pursued systematically and cleverly, is a good paying game, especially in the nesting season. There are always plenty of receivers of poached game and eggs, who give a fair price, and manage their business in such a manner that, although you can swear positively that the game and eggs came from your beat or wood, yet you cannot lay hold of them. The only way to catch a poacher is to take him red-handed. In the locality where I was under- keeper, there were paths (rights of way) running alongside the woods, and some- times through them, and these rendered it doubly difficult to catch poachers, in such a manner as to lead to a conviction. It is of no use to search a man on one of these paths, unless you have actually seen him use that path for trespassing in pursuit of game ; otherwise you search him at your own risk. You can summon him if you see him leave the I06 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. path and go into the wood, or if you can catch him red-handed, that is, in the act of taking game, or with game about his person. The great thing is to make your * catch ' a certainty; a rhan may, whilst on the path, look at snares, but, although you know that he is a poacher, you cannot get him convicted unless you have actually seen him handling the snares. Then, again, you must know the man, and be sure of his name ; if there be any doubt as to his name or actions, the benefit of it will not be on your side. Now Harry Wright had a most artful way of going to work. He used to take his father's maid servant, and a man called George Harding, out with him, and, when he was on the poach, George used to walk thirty or forty yards behind, and the maid servant some way in front, so as to guard him both ways. If any of us came across him he had plenty of warning from one or other of the guards. This George Harding was a brother of Dabber's, and a basket maker by trade, and, although he lived near the mill, he had nothing to do with it. The HARRY WRIGHT CAUGHT IN A TRAP. IO7 girl was engaged to be married to Wright, and was almost as artful as he ; she usually carried some flowers in her hand, and sometimes she would take a blackbird's nest with the eggs in it, or even the young birds. Thus it was a difficult thing to catch Harry, as he always made the excuse, if you came upon him search- ing for pheasant eggs among the briars, that he was only gathering flowers for his sweetheart, or else he was after a blackbird or thrush's nest, or a bullfinch to cross with his canary. Harry always did all the poaching himself, but some- times the maid assisted him in looking for pheasant's eggs, in this way. Getting into a patch where a lot of flowers were growing, she would walk about, and pick one here, and another there, all the time keeping a sharp look out for both pheasant and partridge nests. She used to break a bough in the hedge, where a nest was, and then Harry would go down, guided by the broken bough, and take the eggs. If you came upon her, of course she was only looking for a bird's nest ; true, so far, but the nest was a partridge's or pheasant's nest. lOS AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. When 1 learned that Master Harry was in the habit of taking our game and eggs, and that he humbugged the magistrates, and defied me, I determined to put a stopper on his little games ; he had done Old Dick, but he shouldn't do me. So I kept a sharp look out, and, at the same time, considered the matter carefully, but after a deal of thinking it over the solution of the difficulty came quite by accident. Keepers if they use a little bait, can make some very useful and sworn * pals/ Now I had a pal named William Cox, who lived at Amersham Common, and for whom I had, some time previously, done a service which converted him from an enemy into a sworn friend. His home was at the corner of Coppeyson's Lane that led to Weedon Hill Road, and Hyde Heath Common. Well, Cox told me that Harry Wright, the miller, had asked him to look out when he was at work on Mr. Ware's farm for any nests or leverets in the wheat fields. Harry had offered to give him a shilling for each leveret and nest he HARRY WRIGHT CAUGHT IN A TRAP. lOQ found. Cox was not to run any risks, all he had to do was to bend down a bough just over every nest he found, and tell Harry whether it was hazel, maple, crab, or hornbeam. So Wright was, afterwards, to go and take the nest, and Cox would have nothing to do with the matter to all appearances. *' Well, mate," said I, after Cox had told me all this. *' We can manage for you to get a bob out of him, I think." ** How, so/' said Cox. ''Oh, I'll manage that all right if you'll follow my instructions." Cox promised that he would, so I continued : — ** Now I know of a pheasant's nest in Odd's Wood, about ten or twelve yards from the common. You say he has made an appointment with you for after breakfast, on Sunday morning, and said : — * all the nests you find tell me of, and I'll pay you for them ; you can earn ten shillings or so if you only keep your eyes open.' Is that all Wright said?" "Yes, and enough, too, ain't it, John ?" said Cox, looking up from his work with a grin. no AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. ** Now, look you here, Cox," I continued. " You meet me on Saturday night, at the end of Old Beech Lane, and I'll show you the nest I spoke of." This was the Thursday. ** Agreed," said he. '* I'll be there at a quarter before eight." I left him, mightily pleased and much amused, for I may as well mention here that that portion of the wood never contained a single pheasant's nest, the pheasants invariably nesting in the lower woods. Notwithstanding this, I saw, in my mind's eye, a nice little clump of briar, not too thick, and a neatly made nest containing a dozen eggs, underneath. I had not only to make the nest, but also to lay the eggs, myself. Father knew all the nests as well as I did, and was very particular in counting the eggs, so I had to take one here and another there, and then I could only make up four or five, so I made shift for the rest with rotten eggs. Then I put them all into the nest with a good hand- ful of pheasant's feathers, and arranged feathers and eggs to look as much like the real thing as possible, and very real it looked. ** Now HARRY WRIGHT CAUGHT IN A TRAP. Ill Harry, my boy/' said I to myself, said I. ** If you'll only come to take that nest, with your sweetheart and Harding", you're welcome." True to his promise Cox met me, on the Saturday night, at Beech Lane, and I took him into Odd's Wood and showed him the nest. He then went outside the wood to the common, and broke a twig in the hedge, leaving it hanging down half broken. " Now, Cox," said I. '' Mind you don't come inside the wood to show him the nest." He grinned, and winked, and left. The next morning I lay hid near the nest, pretty early, and about eight o'clock Harry and his two help mates arrived with my pal. Cox. When he reached the broken twig, Harry went into the wood alone, made straight for the nest, and collared the eggs in two grabs ; then he rejoined his accomplices, Cox having left previously. The three now walked down the common, for about fifty yards, till they came to a gate, in a footpath that led through Odd's Wood, by Hangman's Dell, to Foxe's Mill and Chesham. This footpath cuts the corner of the 112 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. wood, and leads straight to the place where I was concealed, so I went to meet them. *' Good morning, John," says Harry, as soon as he sees me. *' Good morning, Harry," says I, politely. ** I was just remarking," says Harry, ** What a pity it is to cut down such nice, young oak timber, just growing into money." Whereat his two companions burst out laughing, think- ing, no doubt, how nicely he was smoothing me over. "You seem amused, my dear," he went on^ pleasantly, addressing the maid, who had a nest full of eggs in her hands. ** She is so fond of bird's eggs, John." This to me, of course. They all laughed again at this, and I, nothing loth, joined in. When I thought that they had laughed enough, at my expense, I stepped up to Harry, who was still on the grin, and said : — *'Yes, and so are you fond of bird's eggs, aren't you? " In a moment his countenance changed, and the grin grew ghastly, as he angrily asked what I meant. HARRY WRIGHT CAUGHT IN A TRAP. II 3 ** I mean," said I, ** That pocketful of pheasant's eggs you took from that clump of briars up yonder." And before he knew what I was up to, I struck his pockets with the flat of my hand, and smash went the rotten eggs !' At this he began cursing and swearing, but I merely remarked : — **Good morning, Harry.**" Then, turning to the other two, I observed : — *' You won't be so fast to laugh at John Wilkin s- another time, perhaps." Thereupon I left them, I indulging in a little mirth on my own account, but you should have- seen the change that came over their countenances! They had been chuckling to think how nicely Harry was smoothing me down, when they suddenly discovered that I had seen him take the eggs, and saw me convict him before their very eyes. I went home, and told father that I had caught Harry Wright taking a pheasant's nest in Odd's Wood^ when he said : — ** Odd's Wood ? why I didn't think there was. such a thing as a pheasant's nest there." ** No, father," said I. " I daresay not but it'a L 114 ^^^ ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. not far from Beech Wood and one may have strayed up Old Beech Lane to Odd's Wood." ** Yes," replied he, drily. ** That must have been it I suppose." I had a bit of a snack, and then went oft again. Some two hours later I met father in Boxhill plantation, and he said : — ** There's a pretty 'to do ' about your catching Harry Wright." *'Howso?" I asked. ** Why, Mr. Fuller has just been up to me about it, and told me that Harry had visited him." *' Well," said I. '' And what of that ? " " He told Mr. Fuller that you had taken him in." '' How ? " I asked, assuming surprise. ** He told Mr. Fuller that you had made a nest in Odd's Wood, which some chap told him of, and he was tempted to take it, whilst you were concealed, watching him all the time." I looked father straight in the face and laughed heartily, saying : — " Another * sandy rabbit' tale, but it won't wash this time, he HARRY WRIGHT CAUGHT IN A TRAP. II 5 should remember that he hasn't got Old Dick to deal with now, and so he'll find out, I can tell you." '* That's just what Mr. Fuller told Harry," said my father, also laughing. '' But Harry said that you had made this nest to take him in, and that he could prove it. *'Do so," said Mr. Fuller. So Harry offs with coat, and turned out his pockets, exclaiming : — " Look, sir, rotten eggs ! you see for your- self, sir; pheasants don't lay good and rotten eggs in the same nest." '' No," says Mr. Fuller. ** That's quite true, they do not!" '' Well, sir," says Wright. *' You see it's a take in, don't you." '' Not a bit of it," says Mr. Fuller. ** You keep a lot of fowls, and ducks, and sandy rabbits ! it's very easy for you to go straight home, take a rotten egg out of your hen's nest, break it in your pocket, and then come here and show it to me. Just as easy as shooting a tame sandy rabbit, and bringing it before the magistrates, eh, Wright ? Another of your lib AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. dodges ! I don't believe a word of your tale." **But see, sir," says Wright. ** Here are the bits of shell belonging to the rotten eggs." ** I don't believe a word you say, Wright," persisted Mr. Fuller. ** It's only another of your sandy rabbit tricks. John would not have been so sharp as to put rotten eggs into a nest.'^ So, off went Mr. Fuller, leaving Harry crestfallen. Before Mr. Fuller could summon him, Wright sloped off to London and got into the City Police. He could not put up with the neigh- bours' chaff, such as : — ** Hov/ about those rotten eggs, Harry? did young Jack give you a Sunday breakfast off rotten eggs ? how did your sweetheart and Harding like the breakfast, Harry ? " So Harry made a bolt of it. Harding didn't hear the last of it for some time, being often asked how he liked his Sunday treat of rotten eggs that * young Lukey ' treated him to. My real name is John, but father's name being Luke, people often called me * young Lukey.' HARRY WRIGHT CAUGHT IN A TRAP. II 7 Wright had paid Cox a shilling * for being trapped,' he said, for he told Mr. Fuller it was a trap, set by me and Cox, to catch him. ** Well," said Mr. Fuller. "Trap or no trap, you are caught, it appears. You've set many traps and now you are caught in one yourself" Mr. Fuller never asked me whether I had trapped Wright or not, so he did not know if Harry's tale was a * sandy rabbit' one, for certain. Father always spoke to me as if I had trapped Harry, but I did not want to split on Cox, so never admitted it ; if I had, it would have been known that Cox was in the swim with me. Thus it was never clearly understood how Harr}^ had been caught ; some thought I trapped him, others believed it to be ' a tale of cock and bull ' on Harry's part. Some said it was a shame if I had trapped him, others said it served him Wright (more of my humour) as they had heard him tell me I had not brains enough to catch him, and, if ever I did, he would be the death of me. This was quite true, as I have before related, but I presume he did not mean it, when he said it, since here I am, fifty years after, alive and well. CHAPTER XII. THE MONEY COINERS. I HAVE previously stated that old Dick took a public house, but his first venture as a publican was not such a great success as it might have been, as I will show. About twelve months after the ' ' rotten e o^2:s " episode, three strangers came prowling around Chesham, Hyde Heath, and the neighbourhood, passing bad money. They did it very cleverly and systematically, and deluged the place with bad half-crowns before they left, which latter operation they deferred rather too long, as I will explain. Amongst others places they WILKINS AND THE POLICEMAN CHASING THE COINERS. THE MONEY COINERS. II9 visited old Dick's pub, and there passed a quantity of bad coins. One morning, when I was in the yard clear- ing out the dog kennels, I saw two men on Suthrey's Hill — Mr. Lownde's land — chasing three other men. I knew the two men well ; one was Squire Lownde's shepherd, and the other was Sam Smith, the under constable. Sam Smith called out to me, at the same time pointing to the three men who were running away, and off I went, full speed. My father caught sight of me, and shouted, but I pre- tended not to hear, and kept on. By the time I reached the two men they were breathless, and gaspingly informed me that the three men they were pursuing were those who had been palming off bad money all over the place. They had run them from within a mile of Chesham, up to the Devil's Den Wood. I joined in the chase, but, as the other two were dead beat, they asked me to stop 'till they recovered their breath. Under the circum- stances I thought we had better turn back, and pretend to give up the pursuit as hopeless. 120 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER We did so, taking care that the other men should see us walking away from them, as if we did not mean to follow any longer. So they went on towards the Den, whilst we pretended to go back to Chesham. This ruse succeeded splendidly. I knew every hedge, tree, stick, ditch, lane and path about the place, and being well aware that the men would have to go down a narrow, zigzag lane used as a farm track for carting, I led my companions down a short cut, by a large quick- set hedge, to an elbow in the lane. Peeping through the hedge we saw our three gentlemen coming leisurely down the lane, evidently thinking that the pursuit was over. When they were within twenty or thirty yards of us, we all sprang over the hedge. I was told off to spot a man dressed in a pilot coat, and wearing his black curly hair very long, like a girl's. I got up to them in a twinkling, and not troubling about the other two men, who immediately jumped over the hedge, I made for the pilot-coated man. He ran up the lane and I laughed to myself as I gradually over- THE MONEY COINERS. 121 hauled him. Soon, however, I was laughing the wrong side of the mouth, for, stopping a second, he whipped off his slippers or low shoes and then ran from me just like a greyhound. I never saw a man run so fast, he simply flew up the lane to the Devil's Den, as if I were standing still. After he had disappeared and I was standing still staring helplesly at nothing, the shepherd and constable came up. "Well, have you got him ? where is he ?" they asked. *'I should be very much obliged if you could tell me," said I, " for I have clean lost him. But where's your two ? " " Oh ! they were over the hedge and across the field, before we could look round." Whilst we were talking we spied two of the men, a quarter of a mile away, on the other side of the hill, waiting for the man in the pilot coat, w^ho was walking leisurely up to join them. They all three stood still looking at us, taking off their hats, and beckoning us to come on. We beckoned them to come to us, but they evinced no disposition to do so, and we then gave them a parting salute of a satirical nature, which they returned ; 122 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. after which we made off in the direction of Cheshani. As soon as we were out of sight of the men, Smith, the constable, and myself turned back again after them ; the shepherd, however, left us and went on to Chesham and reported the matter, stating that we were still in pursuit, going towards Ashbridge or Cholsburg Com- mon. This news caused about twelve or fifteen young tradesmen, who had been fleeced by the coiners, to come out and follow in the chase. We first sighted our men near Ashbridge, or Chartridge Village. Smith and I went into the public house, and there we heard that the three men had just gone by, so I pulled off my heavy keeper's jacket and necktie, to lighten myself as much as possible, preparatory to another chase. Then I put on a sleeve waistcoat, which I borrowed from the landlady, and gave my watch into her keeping. We then left the public house, and had not got very far out of the village, when I saw all three men going down a footpath leading out of the village, off the high road. This footpath THE MONEY COINERS. 1 23 was a right of way, alongside a large, thick-set hedge. I pointed out the men to Smith, and bade him follow me quietly ; then I turned down the other side of the hedge. They had not seen us so far, so, running noiselessly down till we got about opposite to them, we then crept along our side of the hedge, until we came to a gate which led through the hedge to the footpath. I jumped over this gate right in front of them, whereupon they immediately made off, I after them. It had been agreed between Smith and my- self that I should not lose another chance by spotting a particular man, but should collar the first one I got near. With me was a black- smith, who had joined us, and Smith was close behind with the darbies. I collared the first man, and Smith handcuffed him, after which I gave chase to the others. By this time, how- ever, they had poached a good start, but I had not run many hundred yards before I reached the pilot-coated man. He begged, he cried, he fell on his knees, and entreated me to let him go. Up came Smith with his prisoner, 124 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. and secured the 'Flying Dutchman' as I facetiously dubbed the man with pilot-coat. '* Go on Jack," roared Smith excitedly, *' Let's have all three, and make a job of it. We'll be after you.'' Off I went after the third man, who was a horse dealer, and very strong and tall. He had about two hundred yards' start and was running well, so that I had to run quite six hundred yards before I caught up to him ; then I pinned him up in a corner close to a wood. He had a large crab stick, a twitchel used for holding horses, in one hand, and a stone in the other, and he pleasantly swore that he would smash my teeth with his stick, and split my skull with the stone. He emphasized his re- marks by a series of prods with the stick, by which means he kept me off. I had no weapon of any kind, but I kept him there for some time, hoping, every moment, that Smith would arrive, but 'nary a Smith appeared. Now, as this man stood about five feet eleven, and w^eighcd about fifteen stone, and was well armed, and as, more- over, I then weighed only a little over eight THE MONEY COINERS. 1 25 Stone, and was not armed at all, he got away before help came, and I had nothing for it but to hark back. I soon met with Smith, and a farmer named Clare, who was on horseback, and we all three returned to the wood, which we carefully searched. We failed to find any- thing, and so went back to the public house where I had left my things. It seemed that, after I had started in pursuit of the third man, Smith took his prisoners back towards the pub- lic house. Meeting Mr. Clare on the way he explained matters to him, and the latter then ordered his men to take charge of the coiners whilst he himself went with Smith to my assis- tance. When we reached the public house we found there a lot of young tradesmen, who had turned out in pursuit of the coiners, as I have before mentioned. They were very mighty in their conversation, saying what they would have done, or would do ; what they actually did was — nothing. I never found gas of much use in a row ; very few gassy men show up well in a rough and tumble. These young trades- i26 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. men, however, had all been cheated by the coiners. ~ After partaking of refreshment we all set out for Chesham. Som e of the shopkeepers wanted Smith to take the darbies off the 'Flying Dutchman,' give him twenty yards start, and let him race me. Smith declined, sententiously observing that they'd already had enough trouble to catch them, and, being a constable, there was nothing in his indentures that war- ranted him in releasing a prisoner, before handing him over to the proper authorities. So we marched into Chesham with two out of the three coiners. The town was all up in arms ; it was like a fair. Nearly every shopman came out to his door to greet us, and some offered us drink, and some gave us money ; every one was wild with excitement over our capture. After seeing the coiners safely in the lock-up, we all agreed to go up to old Dick's place, and •spend the day playing skittles. As we were passing by the Queen's Head, the last public house in Chesham, out ran Harry Wright, and says he : — '■ Come in and have a glass, Jack ; IHE MONEY COINERS. 12/ you've put six or seven shillings in my pocket, already; this morning. I was told that Lukey had gone after those chaps. ' Is it young or old Lukey,' says I. ' Young Lukey,' says they. * Then ' says I^ * I'll bet a sovereign they'll bring back two out of the three ; young Lukey runs like a hare, and springs like a tiger, there's no getting away from him. He'll catch two out of the three, and so you have. Jack, and here's my hand, old man ; and we'll forget old scores,' and wipe every thing off w^ith a glass of grog." Then we all turned into the Queen's Head for a few minutes, and Harry and I wiped out all ill-feeling, over a glass. He told me he was getting on very well in the police, and had just run down for a few days' holiday. After this we went off to old Dick's, to tell him the news, for these three men had played *^ Jack's alive " at his house pretty frequently. Every time they went there they had called for beer, and tendered a half-crown in payment, so that poor old Dick had a good store of bad coins. As we passed our house, father came out and called me aside. He asked me not to 128 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. go on with the rest, as he said they were up for a spree. " Besides," he added, '* Harry Wright is with them, and he might think about the rotten eggs job, you know, John." ** Oh, he's all right with me now father," said I. '^ We've made all that up over a glass at the Queen's Head." "Ay ay," persisted my father, " That may be very well, but Harry's a quarrelsome fellow, and when the wine's in, the wit's out ; so don't you go, John." Much against my inclinations, I determined to take my father's advice, so, going out to the others, I made some sort of excuse to get out of it. I said that Mr. Fuller wanted me, or something of that sort, and they left, on my making a half promise that I would look them up later on. I did not do this, and, curiously enough, I have never since seen Harry Wright from that day to this. The third coiner was soon * nobbled,' and the three were sent to Aylesbury for trial. Smith, Lovering, myself, and others gave evi- dence against them, and they were convicted ; the horse dealer man got six months ' and hard/ THE MONEV COINERS. 1 29 the Other two, four months each. These latter laid all the blame on their companion ; they both said that he had sent them into shops to buy small-priced things, such as an ounce of tobacco, and had given them these half crowns to pay with, they not knowing that the money was bad. They were all three strangers to each other, so they said, and on the tramp in search of work. The pilot-coated man said that he was a journeyman-blacksmith on his way to London, that he fell in with the horse dealer and his van, and that they then made an agree- ment whereby the former was to assist him with his van and horses, the horse dealer, in return, providing board and lodging, free of cost. He knew nothing of the bad money, but, in cross-examination, admitted having sus- picions about it, because of the changing it at so many places. I was in court the whole time, and paid strict attention to the evidence, and at first, I thought that there was just a possibility that these two men had been taken in by the horse dealer. But undoubtedly they found him out after 9 130 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. awhile, and still continued to pass the money for him, probably sharing the proceeds, so that they were really just as bad as he. Birds of a feather flock together, and I would have punished them more severely if possible. CHAPTER XIII. OF ALEXANDER. AFTER the capture of the coiners, as Wright was done for, we had no more trouble with poachers for some time. The defeat of Wright, who was a ruling spirit amongst these gentry, seemed to have discouraged them. So I only remained under-keeper to Mr. Fuller for a short time, as I was offered a berth as head- keeper to General Popham, at Littlecote, Chilton House, Chilton FfoUiot, Wilts ; I took it. Afterwards I went as keeper for the Rev. Henry Fowle, of Chute Lodge, near Andover, Hants. This was in the year 1840, and his 132 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. father and mother were living at Chute Lodge then, but they both soon died, and after that I went back again to Chilton House. A Major Symons had taken it, and the shooting attached. Whilst I was there I caught some nine or ten poachers, but I will only relate the circum- stances of one capture, as it began in a rather desperate affray, and ended in a ludicrous one. (Ex uno dtsce omnes. — Eds. J An oldish man, of the name of Alexander^ lived at Littlecote ; he was a confirmed poacher both of game and fish, and as cunning as they make 'em. He was most daring too, and no- body could catch him, although he had often been known to visit his snares and traps in open day, under a keeper's very nose, and yet had not been nobbled, j^ll this Tom Pounds, the General's river and fish keeper, told me, adding that Alexander was also very strong and deter- mined. All my life, I have only gone one way to work to catch poachers, and I believe it is the only safe way ; I always do all the watching myself, and never entrust it to anyone else. It OF ALEXANDER. 133 is of no use to trust to anything you hear about an infallible method of catching poachers in all countries. Where poaching has been exten- sively and successfully carried on, the keepers have no one to thank for it but themselves. When keepers fall into a slack way of doing their duties, either through wilful neglect or incapacity, all the idle hands in the neighbour- hood soon get to know it, and poaching, which always offers strong temptations to the idle and lazy, is carried on with more or less success ; then, when a new keeper comes on the scene, and finds such a state of affairs, his position is not an agreeable one. Before I had been at Chilton House a week I discovered the old signs, a hedge set with snares, in a small spring called Oaken Copse. I watched these snares all day, in company with Tom Pounds, and at last he said : — " I think they've got wind as there's a new keeper on, and that's why they won't come. Suppose you go into Ramsbury and have half a pint of beer ; take care to show yourself as you walk away, and remain for an hour or so, whilst I 13.4 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. Stop here and watch. If they see you going off, on the road to Rarasbury, they'll think that now is their chance, and so 1 shall catch them." Pounds thought that these snares were set by Alexander, and, as he seemed most anxious to catch him, I did as he suggested. Alexander had; it seemed, caused Tom a lot of trouble by laying night lines for trout in the streams. When I had gone, a heavy shower of rain came on, which caused Pounds to leave his hiding place and take shelter behind some large trees further in the copse. After the storm had passed he went back to the snares, and found them gone. Tom Pounds told me, on my return, that the poacher had come and removed the snares during the storm. We agreed to meet at the same place early next morning, and then Pounds left. When he had gone I walked across to the hedge, as I suspected he had been played an old poaching trick. It turned out that he had, for I found that the snares had not been removed OF ALEXANDER. I 35 altogether ; they had merely been run down and concealed in the grass,«ready for re-setting at a moment's notice. " Ah ! " said I to my- self, " I think ril assist at the next setting of this lot." This is a common trick with poachers, and often takes in a keeper who is not up to his work. A snaring poacher invariably sets his snares in as secret a way as possible, and al- ways in the best hedgerows for taking ; he finds these out by observation when he is at work in the fields. A hare or rabbit will always take the same run through a hedge, or into a wood; out of innumerable small runs it will invariably choose its own main run. It is a wonderful thing, but each run or road is exclusively the property of the family who first made it. When a hare or rabbit is ^ started ' it makes for its own run, and if driven by fear into one that does not belong to it, the effect is at once shown by a marked decrease in speed. A labourer at work in a field observes this, and can swear to the particular point at which a bare or rabbit, started from any given part of the field, will 136 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. enter a wood, even if that wood be half a mile oif. But I digress. The snares, as I have before remarked, had been * run down.' Instead of being set, they had been taken out of the split stick, and run out of the loop, the whole wire being then hidden in the long grass. A wire can be easily concealed, but, if a snare is pulled up, there is bound to be a mess, which soon attracts the eye. Pounds was to meet me next morning at Oaken Copse, and not before, so I lighted my pipe and sauntered out into the open, where I could be easily seen by anyone on the watch. After hanging about for half an hour or so, I deliberately turned my back on the copse, and went off in the opposite direction. I had made up my mind to follow my old methods, and, if possible, to catch the poacher red handed ; so I thought I would give him every opportunity of resetting the snares, and this is why I pre- tended to go away. In case anyone was watching me, he would conclude that the snares had not been discovered, as they were not taken up, and my reasoning proved correct, OF ALEXANDER. 1 37 for, on arriving there early next morning, I found the snares all reset. Pounds did not turn up, nor did anyone else, but I watched them all day until dusk, when, it being Sunday, I knocked off, intending to return before daybreak next morning. When I arrived next morning it was, of course, dark, but I just managed to make out some- thing in one of the snares, which afterwards turned out to be a leveret, still alive, about the size of a full grown rabbit. I had been watch- ing only a little while, and day was beginning to break, when I saw a man creep through the hedge and proceed to examine the snares. When he discovered the leveret he glanced cautiously all around, then removed it from the wire still alive, and put it in his pocket. The animal gave a kick, and jumped out of one side of his smock frock, but, being half dead, it travelled slowly, so he fell on his hands and knees and crawled after it. Before he could reach it, I sprang forward, and caught him by the collar, the leveret escaping. We had a sharp tussle for some time ; he 138 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. managed to get up off the ground, and as I held him with my left hand only, he got hold of my gun, which I held in my right. Seizing the stock with one hand and the barrel with the other, he gave a twist and wrenched it away from me. Letting go of his collar, I immediately seized the gun and we strug- gled together to obtain possession of it ; sometimes he got it away from me for a few seconds, and then I would recapture it again, and had it all to myself for a while ; then we both had hold of it, and so the fight went on until at last I got it fairly aw^ayfrom him, when he ran at me to knock me down, I struck out at him with my gun, aiming at his head, but he put up his hand and warded off the blow ; then clenching both hands round the weapon he backed me against a stub, which manoeuvre had the effect of nearly upsetting me. Seeing me totter he made a rush at me to pin me down, so I clubbed my weapon, and struck at him with the butt end. He dodged the blow and caught hold of the butt, so that I was left half on the ground, clutching the barrels, and as these OF ALEXANDER. 1 39 were wet and slippery he soon got the gun away from me. We had now been at it about ten minutes, and were both pretty well blown, still I had plenty of fight in me. I sprang to my feet and seeing that he was feeling for a knife, kept on twisting him round so that he could not get at it. I had nothing to defend myself, or attack him with now, and as fast as I approached him he kept prodding me with the gun barrel, and kicking at me. Cocking the gun, he shouted to me to stand off or he'd be the death of me, but, luckily, in the struggle amongst the brush wood, both caps had fallen off the nipples, so I escaped unhurt. Finding this, he clubbed the gun and threatened to smash my brains out. I was very much nettled, for although I could see that he hadn't much more fight left in him, he had the gun, so what could I do ? He was much bigger and stronger than I, and weighed I should say, over fourteen stone, whilst I only weighed between eight and nine stone ; but what I lacked in strength and weight I made up for in youth and toughness^ for he must have 140 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. been considerably over forty at the time. I, therefore, had to leave him in possession of the field, with my gun, I having no weapon available, not even a stone ; had there been any handy I believe I should have used them, sooner than be beaten. I told him this and that I knew his name was Alexander, and so, re- luctantly, departed, going right up into the wood. After a few minutes I met a man called Hobbs, who was just beginning his work of hedging ; I told him the story and he returned with me to the scene of my late encounter, taking with him a stout sapling. Alexander was gone, but Hobbs found my gun about twenty yards away from the place where we had fought. Alexander absconded, but a warrant was issued, and five pounds reward was offered for his apprehension, and he was taken, about five or six months afterwards, on the rail-road at Swindon. He was brought to Chilton, and sent to Marlborough for trial. He was charged with " attempting to kill or do some OF ALEXANDER. I4I grievous bodily harm." He employed Counsel to defend him, and this Counsel was a very smart man ; I myself saw and heard him get two men off for stealing corn out of an allotment ground, and also two men who had stolen some cheese. All these cases were as clear as the daylight, and it was only through the slovenly police evidence, and the smartness of the defending lawyer, that the accused men got off. On the strength of these cases Alex- ander employed this Counsel, whose name was Ball. When our case came on all the witnesses were ordered out of court. I was called first, and when I stood in the witness box, Mr, Ball was just at my side, and before he began to cross-examine me, he stuck an eyeglass, about the size of a policeman's bull's-eye, in his eye. Then he took it down, and then put it up again, and so on ; every time he put up his eyeglass he settled his tie and gave vent to an expressive : — "Ahem!" After he had been playing these games some little time I thought I would follow suit, so I "speered " up to him and ruffling up 142 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER, my hair with my right hand — which was another favourite trick of his — I remarked : — ^* Ahem! ' just as I had heard him do. Hereupon every- one in court burst out laughing, judge and jury with the rest, and some one called out : — " The little bantam against the old turkey cock." Counsellor Ball was a big heavy man of fifteen or sixteen stone, whereas I am very short and light, so, as compared with him, I must have looked very much like a bantam cock, in point of size. I may add that I felt very much like that bird, for I never could stand bullying of any kind. Well, after silence was restored, I was ordered to state the case. Now I never could relate the simplest thing without a certain amount of acting. In my opinion, if a story is worth telling at all it is worth teUing properly, and a little acting should therefore be introduced into it. So I had not been in the witness box two minutes before I was carried away with the thoughts of my recent struggle, and lived over again, in imagination, every single incident of that adventure. I was on my hands and OF ALEXANDER. 1 43 knees in the court, and a police officer to impersonate Alexander. Then I was supplied with a stick to take the place of the gun, and so went to work. I put the policeman in the exact position of Alexander, on his hands and knees, with his back towards me, as if taking the leveret out of the snare. Then I crept up behind him, with the stick in my left hand, and seized him by the collar. I should mention here that this police officer was a very intelligent young man, and, having listened attentively to my account of the fray, he entered into the spirit of the thing most heartily. The moment my hand was on his collar he rounded on me, and caught hold of the stick. I instantly forgot all about acting, the court, and everything else ; all I knew was that I had met a man of my own calibre. At it we went, up and down the place, for about five minutes, the whole court roaring with laughter. Robert was an active young man, and gave me quite as much trouble as Alex- ander had done. How it might have ended I 144 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. do not know, for first he got the stick, and then I did and so it went on, until something happened w^hich brought our pantomime to a premature close. Whether it had been placed there purposely or not I can't say, but, about the spot where I had said the alder stump would be, was a low gangway, board, or partition, not much higher than one's knee. In our last rally, when I had fairly got the gun to myself, my antagonist backed me up against this door ; feeling myself going, I loosed hold of the stick suddenly. The effect w^as that I tumbled head over heels over the partition squash into a couple of fat, old Counsellors, who were vigorously taking notes. I fell head down- wards, and, the board being so low, my legs were left sticking up in the air, whilst the court house rang wiih uproarious laughter. As soon as I extricated myself the ushers were calling '^ silence," and, on order being re- stored. Counsellor Ball began his speech for the defence. He contended that it was onlv a case of common assault, as Alexander was an OF ALEXANDER. 1 45 Utter Stranger to me, and I to him ; therefore* when a man, armed with a gun came up^ and did not announce himself as a gamekeeper, he (Alexander) naturally thought it was with an intention to shoot or rob him. Such being the case, it was naturally Alexander's first move to try and possess himself of the gun, and so pre- serve his life. Again, he said it was I who began the assault, and he laid special stress on the fact that I had not said anything about being a gamekeeper, contending that it would have most materially altered the case if we had known each other. The trial lasted four hours and forty minutes, and the jury found Alexander guilty of assault only ; he was sentenced to two years' imprison- ment in the new county goal at Devizes. ** Thank you, my Lord," said he when he heard the sentence, '^I shall know where to hang up my hat there." I understood this remark when they told me that he had eaten thirteen Christmas dinners in gaol. He served his two years, and I heard that he went to gaol again, before he could even reack 146 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER, his home at Ramsbury. Wonderful to relate, after this last dose of gaol he turned over a new leaf, and became an honest, and even a pious and good man. His father, curiously- enough, was a Methodist preacher, whom I often used to hear preaching by the road side, at Chilton. Mr. Ball cross examined me pretty sharply at the trial, but I answered him up, and I think he got almost as good as he gave. There was no doubt in my own mind, that if the caps had not fallen off the gun during the struggle, I should either have been killed or else badly wounded, as there is no knowing what a man will do when his blood is up. I never bore malice, though, and if Alexander did snap the gun at me, I am quite willing to put it down as an accident, though, had the caps been on, the probability is that I should never have written this book. After the trial I met the policeman who had impersonated Alexander, outside the court, and complimented him on his acting, telling him that if he had been Alexander himself, and OF ALEXANDER. 1 47 actually fighting for the gun, he could not have done it better. We had a friendly glass of beer together, and I told him that if ever he got tired of the force there was always a good opening for him as a gamekeeper. I heard afterwards that he had stuck to the force, and had been well promoted, but I have lost sight of him for so long now that I don't know whether he is still living or not. END OF BOOK I. BOOK II. CHAPTER L CONCERNING DOGS. HITHERTO I have confined my remarks to reminiscences of my youthful life as a keeper, just jotting down events as they from time to time occur to my mind ; but now I have had a gentle reminder from my biographer to the following effect: — "Look here, Wilkins, these anecdotes are all very well, but if you want your book to go down with the public, you must not only make it interesting, but also instructive." Now, when an old man like myself is set down to write his life and adventures, he must 152 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. be allowed to write it in his own way ; whether my way is interesting and instructive I don't know, but I do know that I never bargained for all this writing, and, if ever it appears in print before the public, they must take it for what it is worth. I am going to devote this chapter to dogs — sporting dogs, and the very words I wanted are put into my mouth — 'in- teresting/ and 'instructive.' Many keepers will tell you that there are several different methods of breaking in dogs, I myself have seen various methods tried, and have come to the conclusion that there is only one which can be successfully adopted for all dogs, and that is kindness, patience, and perse- verance. Interest your young dog, whilst you are instructing him. I intend to deal with three kinds of dogs — setters, pointers, and retrievers, but the same rules to be observed in breaking these dogs can (with very slight alterations) be appUed to all other dogs, according to what they are re- quired for. I broke my first brace of young pointers for CONCERNING DOGS. 1 53 the Rev. Mr. Fowle, at Chilton. My father shortly afterwards came down to Chilton, and saw these young dogs out at work. He told Mr. Fuller, when he got home, that he was amazed at my dogs, and quite ashamed of himself for having, some time previously, kicked me out of the field with a smack of the ear, telling me I had not got the brains of a sprat for dog- breaking, and he should never be able to make anything of me. Not only he, but many other people, found out their mistake in this special branch of a keeper's duty, for they discovered, as I shall explain, that to thrash a young dog is to spoil him, and that scores of valuable dogs have been destroyed as useless, simply because of faults that were instilled into them by gross ignorance and mismanagement. In the year 1843, 1 came to Stanstead, Essex, as gamekeeper to William Fuller-Maitland Esquire, and there I have remained ever since. After I had been there two years, Mr. Fuller was down shooting at Ereswell, near Mildon Hall, Suffolk, and, on his way back to Chesham, he called at Stanstead to shoot with Mr. 154 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. Fuller-Maitland for a week. On his return to Chesham, Mr. Fuller sent for my father, and in the course of conversation, said : — " I have been shooting with your son's master, at Stan- stead." Then my father asked how I was getting on, and received a favourable reply. Then said my father, with a twinkle in his eye: — ^*Well sir, there is one thing I should like to ask you ; did you see any of the dogs he has broken ? " ^'Yes, I did," said Mr. Fuller. " And what did you think of them, sir ? " *' You shall know what I think, Luke,'* replied Mn Fuller. '* You shall never break another dog^ for me or anyone else, so long as you are in my service ; if ever I want another dog broken, I shall send it to your son John, at Stanstead.'* So he did, and father never broke another dog from that time to the day of his death. I, alone^ broke Mr. Fuller's pointers and setters, until he died ; George Rose, underkeeper to Mr» Fuller, may have broken a few retrievers fo him, but I don't think he did. In breaking dogs, the first thing to be con- sidered is the age. It is a difficult, and almost CONCERNING DOGS. I55 useless job to attempt to break a dog who has passed his youth, and is well into his second year ; dogs who are worth breaking, should be taken in hand when from eight to twelve months old. Let the young dog hunt at liberty over land where larks and partridges are plentiful, he will then first begin to hunt the larks, next turning his attention to the partridges, and, after this, he will know that he is hunting for game, and will chase the birds with delight. Next he must be taught to ^drop to the hand,* and for this you must make the following pre- parations. Drive a stiff peg, about the stout- ness of a fold- stake, into the ground, leaving from eight to twelve inches exposed. Then take a strong cord about twenty yards long fasten one end to the peg, and the other to the dog's neck, so that he cannot slip it over his head, but not so as to let it ^ jam ' or you will throttle your dog. Now take your dog up to the peg and tell him to ' down,' at the same time put- ting him flat on the ground, but he will not stay down for a moment after your eye is oflf him. 156 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER* After telling him authoritatively to ' down, start off running away from him. Immediately, disobeying his orders the dog gets up and runs after you, but when he gets to the end of the cord, it will throw him head over heels back- wards. You should run as fast as ever you can because, the sharper the fall the dog gets, the more careful he becomes, and the sooner he learns the lesson you wish to teach him. Directly the dog is thrown backwards, turn about, pull him back to the peg, and tell him to ' down,' holding up your hand as before. You will have to repeat the experiment of running away from him, again and again, for before the dog can be made to understand he will have had at least a dozen nasty falls. Every time you should pull him back to the peg again, talking seriously to him, and calling ' down,' at the same time holding up your hand. Don't slur your part of the work, as it is most essential that the word of command should be accompanied by the action of the hand ; after a time the dog s attention being fixed upon you, the action of the hand will be sufficient without CONCERNING DOGS. 157 saying anything, as the dog will know what is meant, but in ' breaking , both must be given. I have frequently called dogs by their names, two or three hundred yards off, holding up my hand, when they drop immediately. When at last you get the dog to lay quiet at the peg, run away from him, run past him, and walk round him, for a quarter of an hour on end. If, during this time, he attempts to get up, put him down as before, holding up your hand and saying ' down,' and, by this means, he will soon learn to lay quiet at the peg After he will do this, you should pat him and encourage him, telling him to get up ; if he is a nervous or timid dog you had better not try him any more that day, but if he does not seem to care or be alarmed, go on with the practice forthwith. You must use your own judgment in this matter. The completion of the peg practice consists in making him ' drop ' at any given length of the cord, from the peg to the extreme length* Walk the dog round and round the peg so as to shorten the length of the cord, then set off 158 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. running past the peg, until you come nearly to the end of the cord, and, just as he feels it tightening, stop short, calling out ' down ' and holding up your hand. Be careful not to throw the dog, as if he obeys you at once, it gives him confidence, whereas, if he is thrown, he does not know whether it is his fault or not. Keep him at this practice for three or four days, until he will lay quiet at the peg, or at any intermediate distance between it and the end of the cord. The next thing is the practice wnth the forty yards cord. Put a small cord, about forty yards long, round the neck of the dog, and hold the other end in your hand all the time, watching for a favourable opportunity to cry * down ' and hold up your hand ; this should be done, if possible, when the dog is coming straight at you. Now one of two things will take place — the dog will either drop obediently, or he will bolt straight for home. If the former happens, well and good, he has profited by instruction ; if the latter happens, take care to give him a smart fall when he gets to the end of his tether, CONCERNING DOGS. 1 59 then pull him back to the exact place where you required him to ^ down/ force him down there, and then resume your original position, making him lay there and assume the precise position he wished to shirk. Keep him there, as in the peg practice, whilst you walk round and round hira for some time ; then resume the practice, until you can trust him to drop at forty yards with certainty. When this has been accomphshed, you may let him run with the cord for a while, holding up your hand and crying * down,' at intervals ; this should be continued until he will drop, at any distance, on your merely holding up your hand without speaking. After you are thoroughly satisfied that the dog has learned obedience to command, both by voice and hand, the next thing is to hunt him with a trained dog. You should always make dogs lay at the ' down,' until you go to them and tell them to get up ; this is most es- sential, as by accustoming dogs to be raised by the word of command only, they will keep at the ' down ' until such word be given. l6o AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. When you have put the dog you are training with a dog already trained, keep on dropping them alternately, until the former has learned not to rise until he is told to. An intelHgent dog soon observes what his companion does, and imitates it. At first there may be a little difficulty in keeping your untrained dog at ' the down,' when be sees the other dog hunting • but when he is raised himself, and sees the other at ' the down/ he soon learns not to rise unless ordered by word of command. The word of command to raise dogs should simply be the calling out of their names, and as you walk towards your dog, wave your hand gently, as if encouraging him to get up and hunt. You should keep the dogs hunting round each other, taking care not to let them get too far away. I have done this practice with thirteen dogs at a time, keeping the whole lot at * the down ' for a while, and then raising one here, and another there, allowing no dog to stir unless ordered to, until I have gradually raised twelve out of the thirteen, all of whom then hunted round the one dog still at * the down * CONCERNING DOGS. l6l After you have taught your dog to drop at any distance, you may take him into the field to learn the further duties for which he has been bred, and from whence he derives his name — to 'point/ or 'set' as the case may be. Hitherto your labour has been directed towards teaching your dog obedience to the word of command, and your practices have therefore taken place in those spots which were most convenient to yourself, but the reality of a dog's life begins when he is taken into the field. The natural instinct of these dogs is to point, or set, but they have to be trained to take the field properly, and be steady in their work. For this reason it is particularly necessary that the day and field should both be well chosen, as on these two circumstances will chiefly depend the success of the remainder of the practices that a pointer or setter, before he can be pronounced thoroughly broken to gun and birds, must undergo. The morning should be bright and fine, so that the birds will * lay,' and the field should be rather small. Take the dog in, right for the wind, and don't let him 1 62 AN ENGLISH CxAMEKEEPER. get too far away from you. Keep a sharp look out to see when he winds the birds, and, directly he does so, step up to him as quickly as you can, getting your hand ready for the word * down ' ; then, if the birds rise, keep him down for a while as at the peg, w^alk round him, go a little distance away, and fire a pistol, half charged only, so as not to alarm him or make him 'gun-shy,' then go and pat him up, calling him a good dog, and bestowing other canine compliments upon him. Off he goes again, and winds another pair of birds lying in the young wheat or early sown barley, which is tall enough to hide them ; then do just the same as before ; drop him at the ' down,' fire the pistol, and raise him. You should hunt one dog only at this stage of the training, it is impossible to manage more, as one will take up all your attention. The next thing is to prevent him from put- ting his birds up, to teach him to set or point at them only. Let him hunt on for another pair of birds, — so, he has got them again, and is making straight at them, *' Down Rollo." CONCERNING DOGS. 1 63 Drop him before he puts up his birds, then walk quietly on and put up the birds yourself, firing the pistol and keeping him * down ' as before. Continue tnis practice until he learns to drop to his birds. Should he drop to his birds instead of ^ pointing ' them, you should go very quietly and raise him up, saying : — '* Steady, Rollo, at them, good dog, steady, steady," then directly the birds rise : — " Down, Rollo, down, good dog." Walk away, and fire your pistol from a distance as before. It is of vital importance that the pistol should be fired at a distance, for if a gun is un- expectedly fired over a dog's head you will very likely make him * gun-shy ' ; it is far less likely to alarm him when fired some way off and in full view of him, for then he is in some degree prepared for the report. For young dogs, when breaking, I invariably use a pistol half charged, until they become accustomed to the report, then a pistol full charged, and lastly a gun. Most dogs that are ' gun-shy ' are made so by firing the gun over their heads when all their 1 64 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER attention is taken up by the scent, and * pointing* the birds. For instance, we will suppose that a young dog has a staunch * point ' at his birds ; two gentlemen walk up towards him, and, when they have got within ten yards or so, a covey of birds rise. Bang, bang, go their guns, just over the animal's head, and away he runs, trembling, and frightened out of his wits. Nothing will now induce him to come up to you, or do any more work, he slinks after you, a field behind, for the rest of the day. I have seen this happen more than once, and almost for a certainty that dog is spoilt, through no fault of his own ; many a time a dog is made * gun-shy ' and called a cur, through mismanage- ment of this kind. Put yourself in the dog's place ; you could not stand four or live guns banging off unexpectedly over your head, when your attention was firmly fixed elsewhere, the noise would sound all day in your eais, and you would be either deaf or half crazy. When a dog is once made gun-shy in the way I have described, the only remedy is to hunt him with a lot of rabbit dogs ; in chasing the CONCERNING DOGS. 165 rabbits with the other dogs in full cry, he will get accustomed to the report of a gun, and will probably recover from his shyness, ftit he will never be quite the same dog as he would have been had he never been gun-shy. Moreover, he will always be more or less inclined to chase hares, after having been allowed to run in cover with a lot of rabbit dogs. The next thing to teach the dog is "quartering the land." Take the dog into a field, giving him the wind, — the field should be as narrow as possible so that he may not get away more than fifty or sixty yards on the right or left — blow a whistle to call his attention, then throw your hand from right to left if you w^ant the dog to cross to the left, if to the right, move your hand from left to right. Should he not quarter to the right according to your instructions, but make off straight up the field, you must shout to him to drop. It will most likely be necessary to use a small cord fifty or sixty yards long, you then cross the field holding the end of the cord in your hand, if he still goes off straight give him the whistle, and 1 66 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. throw your hand against the land, at the same time walking in that direction and pulling the cord, so as to guide him. When your dog is at the peg practice, before commencing to hunt him in the field, it is a very good plan to take a live wild rabbit, and turn down before him when at the peg, in order to teach him not to run ground game. To prepare for this you want a piece of cord, fifty or sixty yards long, and a board about six inches square ; bore a hole through the centre of the board, put one end of the cord through and secure it by tying a knot larger than the hole, the other end of the cord you tie round the rabbit's neck, making a knot so that it shall not choke him. Now turn the rabbit down and let it run by your dog, at the same time calling out to him to ' down ' ; run after the rabbit, catch it, and put it in your pocket out of the dog's sight. Repeat this again and again in the grove or park, so as to prepare your dog for the field, and then, when the first hare gets up in the field, you will be able to drop him as you did at the peg with the wild rabbit. CONCERNING DOGS. ibj This method of teaching a dog is much better than whipping his skin off his ribs. I never use a whip, or even take one with me, when breaking young dogs ; some men teach by the whip, but I never knew any good come of using a whip unnecessarily to a young dog, he is invariably cowed or made sulky, and, however good his breed, will never be such a good dog in the field as he would have been had he been taught by kindness and with patience. I say, therefore^ to all who wish to break dogs properly : — ^* Leave the whip at home." Great patience is required in dog breaking, and, if a man be not blessed with that commodity, he had better not attempt to break any dog. Let the young dog punish himself with the cord, throwing himself over by it ; two or three wrenching cracks at the neck, caused by his running in when he had no busi- ness to, soon makes a dog think and understand, and a lesson once properly understood is soon learnt and never forgotten. After a young dog is properly broken take a whip out with you, but be careful how you use l68 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. it, as a young dog will often make mistakes, or be unsteady and run in at the wrong time, through earnestness, or jealousy of another dog. If you perceive this, call the dog to you, and talk to him quietly, cautioning him before you use the whip. With old dogs who know their work, and wilfully transgress and set me at defiance, I do use the whip, perhaps more sharply than most men. The dog has defied me, and it remains to be proved which is mas- ter, he or I, and he will have to submit to me before I leave off. One thing I always do after the dog has submitted to me, I make him come and humble himself, lick my hands and so forth, so that we may part good friends. This is a great point with dogs, because, if you let them leave you as soon as you have done thrashing them, they will probably come out on bad terms with you the next day, and remain so for some time. Never take your dogs into the kennel in a bad temper, cheer them up into a good one, play with them, or give them something nice to eat out of your pocket. You should always carry something, the leg bone of a fowl or any- CONCERNING DOGS. 1 69 thing of that sort, to give them as a prize for doing well, or to get them in a good temper after chastising them ; but you must guard against too much of this prize giving, for if you make a practice of it the dog will be continually looking out for it. In thrashing an old dog who has set you at defiance, it is well to put on a muzzle first, as it enables you to conquer him with about one quarter the thrashing that it would otherwise take ; he knows he can't fight, and is therefore beaten, so all he can do is to take as much as you like to give him. When your young dog is broken, in the manner I have already described, it is neces- sary to teach him to back other dogs. Take an old dog out with the young one and, when the former gets the point, * drop ' the latter 'lill you walk up to the old dog and put up your birds. After dropping him a few times in this way, you should speak to him, holding up your hand and saying: — "Steady, Shot, steady, at them, good dog." If he does not point properly drop him to your hand, and, if he is 170 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. not inclined to ^ back/ take him out alone next morning, and so hunt him for a couple of hours. Then fetch out the old dog and hunt them both together, when the young one, being tired, will more readily back the other. After he has been at this practice long enough to learn thoroughly to back ' with the old dog, leave the latter at home, and take out two young dogs to back each other. Whilst this practice is going. on, you should hunt your dog, occasionally, with three or four yards of cord on him ; it is useful to take hold of to stop him, running when another dog is on the point, and is also a useful check to prevent him getting away. This finishes the practice for pointers and setters. CHAPTER II. INASMUCH AS TO RETRIEVERS. No retriever puppy ought to be beaten under any circumstances, if you want him to become a good, loving, and obedient companion, and to defend and guard you night and day ; by rash treatment you will probably entirely take away his love and repect for you. "What," say you. "Do you mean to tell me, Wilkins, that a dog has love and respect for his master"? Yes, yes, yes ! I do tell you so most emphatically, and if there is one dog more than another that is possesed of these faculties it is the retriever, and next to him comes the Scotch Collie. 172 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. '* Well," you may ask, " How are you going to manage a young retriever, without putting your stick across his ribs when he won't obey you ? " For one thing, my friend, if you can't manage him without that you can't manage him with it, that's quite certain ; he will never be made what a good retriever should be by laying your stick across his ribs when he is a puppy. That may be necessary after he is full grown, sometimes, if he wilfully disobeys you and sets you at defiance ; when you do, it is better to give him ^ve or six sharp strokes than to thrash him for an hour, but you should always beat him until he submits, whether it be a matter of five strokes or five and twenty. The moment he does submit throw down your stick and talk very seriously to him for five minutes, until he begs pardon and licks your hand, then pat him up kindly, and he will tell you he is really very sorry for what he did. This is a very important crisis for both you and the dog, for on his behaviour after his first thrashing, and your own towards him, will chiefly depend what sort of a dog he turns INASMUCH AS TO RETRIEVERS. 1 73 out. When he tells you, as plainly as any dog can, that he is truly sorry for what he has done, you should make friends with him at once, and let him know that you are fond of him notwithstanding the little misunderstand- ing. It is most essential that you should make, and part, friends. We will suppose your dog to be five or four months old when you should have him in the house, if your wife does not object, for she can teach him a great deal. It is better still to have him in the house when he is two months old ; if your wife objects, you may smooth her over by promising her that, if she will help you to make a good dog of him, and he fetches a good price, she shall have half of it. Be sure to carry out your promise, and then the next time you bring a pup home she will welcome him, knowing it to be to her own pecuniary interest to do so. Your wife will teach the youngster more in the house than you can do — to be clean and obedient, go out and in with her, and learn all she says to him, thus helping you very much 174 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER, in making him a sensible dog. Then, when you come home to meals, you can teach him to fetch and carry things, such things as a ball or anything soft you may have handy to throw for him. I had a puppy once that would fetch my slippers for me, as soon as he saw me pull my gaiters off and begin unlacing my boots off he'd go across the room for my shpDers, and they were by my side before I had time to draw off my boots. Then he would drag my boots off to where I was accustomed to place them, and the gaiters as well, and then he would come up to me, wagging his tail, and lick my hand as if well pleased with his job. Now this is all perfectly true, and not a 'dog ' story in the usual sense of the word. He will get very much attached to your wife — you needn't be jealous — being very glad to go out with her, and will soon learn to obey her, for she can do more towards teaching him obedience than you can. When a piece of meat or bread is left on the table or anywhere about, she will teach him not to touch it with- INASMUCH AS TO RETRIEVRES. 1 75 out permission. She can teach them a great deal in feeding them, especially if she has two pups, or one pup and another kind of dog, such as a French poodle ; she will cut their meat into small pieces like lumps of sugar, and taking one piece at a time, will tell them who it is for. "This is for Topsy. That's for Help, I told you to wait till your turn came, sir." So each dog learns not to touch the other's pieces of meat, and if he does he gets a rap over the head with the handle of a knife. In this way a puppy gets to know all you say to him, and my wife has been obliged, before now, to spell things out to me, so that the dog should not hear, if we did not want him to go down to the village. If my wife said : — "I am going to Stanstead after dinner, do you want anything ?'' I might reply : — '^ Yes, you can get me some tobacco, and you may as well take the dogs with you." The dogs would prick up their ears in a moment. '' No, I can't," my wife might say. *' I'm going to places where I can't take them in." The dogs, on hearing this, immediately drop their jaws, lyb AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. and slink under the table, but, whilst the missus has gone upstairs to dress, they both sUde off down the park, and lay up under a tree near by the footpath to Stanstead. As my wife passes them they creep up behind her, Help, the retriever pup, and Topsy, the poodle. After a while she catches sight of them, and then Topsy sits up and begs, whilst the pup hangs down his head, and crawls sheepishly towards her ; there is no resisting this so she says : — '' Come along then." In a moment there is a change from sorrowful pleading to exuberant joy, off they go, barking and yelping like fury, the clumsy pup bringing up the rear, and ending off by rolling down the bank into the stream, where, like a good water dog, he gives himself a thorough washing. Topsy was a French poodle, and very intelH- gent, as indeed are all his breed, so we never had any trouble with him except once about o-oing with us on a Sundav, and then we did not tell him he wasn't to go. One Sunday, when I was going to Chapel, I met Topsy down near the street, and he turned INASMUCH AS TO RETRIEVERS. 1 77 back after me. I told him that he must go home for I could not have him, but all he did was to sit up and beg, so I gave him a few flips with my handkerchief, and then put him over the park railings. When I got to Chapelr^ there was Topsy waiting for me on the step, so- I said :— *' Well if you'll be a good dog, you can come/' I took him up under my coat skirt, marched in, and sat down in my pew, sitting him up on the seat by my side. I held up my finger to him to be quiet, and quiet as a burglar under a bed he was, until the minister said " Amen," and shut up his book, when Topsy kept touching me on the arm with his. paw, looking up into my face the while. As^ soon as the last hymn was given out, I slipped him — Topsy, not the minister — under my coat^ and took him out, and that's the only time he ever attempted to come to Chapel. 12 CHAPTER III. INASMORE AS TO RETRIEVERS. TO return, once again, to the Retriever practice. Bring borne a young rabbit, just a runner, turn it down in the room, and let the dog see you turn it loose ; as the bunny runs off turn the pup's head away, so that he may not see where the rabbit hides up. When it is *' hid up," loose him to find it. You should have the pup in a string, and pull him to you should he stop and play with the rabbit when he finds it ; make him bring it you sharply on your calling to him to fetch it. Keep on this practice for two or three INASMORE AS TO RETRIEVERS. 1 79 weeks, then take the rabbit out in the garden and let it run in your cabbage or carrot beds to hide up ; put the pup on the search for it, find it, and bring it to you. Lastly, take the rabbit into a meadow and repeat the process as before. When the pup is five to six months old, you may try him with a larger rabbit, one that will run for fifty yards before hiding up ; let the pup see it start, and then turn his head away as soon as it has gone a few yards, make him take the scent, seek for it, and bring it to you. You should fire a little powder off as the rabbit is running away. Next, take a sparrow, thrush, or blackbird, ■clip his wings, and turn down in the high grass, or in the garden, or in a young wood ; let the dog find that and bring it to you as before. When your pup gets strong enough to carry a full grown rabbit, get one that is a good runner and stick it in the throat with a pen- knife, like you would a fowl. Let the rabbit go and it will run sixty or seventy yards before it turns up dead ; make the pup search for it and bring it to you as before. l8o AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. If you live in a meadow or park, you should stick a rabbit as I have described, turn it down at once, fire off your gun, and then run into the house and call the dog, " Here, Help, come on, good dog." Take him out and put him on the scent of the blood, standing quite still yourself, and letting him do the work and bring the rabbit back to you without any assistance. If he is so far trained as to be sure of *' finding," take him through the wood and kill a wild rabbit ; let him find it out and bring it to you, then put it in your pocket, and go on. As you go along, take the rabbit out of your pocket, and drop it on the ground; walk on for twenty or thirty yards and then send him back for it. After a time go from forty to a hundred yards after dropping the rabbit, then from a hundred to two hundred and so on up to a quarter-of-a-mile, making him go back and fetch it as before. When you kill a rabbit in a wood, hang it up on a stub within his reach, if you are going home walk from it about two hundred yards and then send him back for it. Increase the INASMORE AS TO RETRIEVERS. l8l distance gradually up to a mile from home, then send the dog back to fetch it when you get home. This can also be practiced by making your dog retrieve pheasants, wood pigeons, and the like, but wood pigeons are the worst kind of birds for the business, as their feathers come out very easily and choke up the puppy's mouth. One day I remember, my master brought me a new retriever and said : — *' Look here, Wilkins, this is a good dog, I bought him off Cotterel, of Takeley Forest, when I was shoot- ing with Mr. John Archer Houblin, but the brute runs after everything ; now I will give you £2 to stop her running in after her game." Cotterell had hunted her as a rabbit dog, and she was one of the very best dogs for that work I ever saw, she would catch more rabbits in one day than some bad shots could kill, and she was the best bitch I ever saw, being good all round. Well, I got my £2 for '' Duchess " or *' Goose," as the Squire afterwards called her,but she got very fat and lazy, and so was sent to Darlington, where, I heard, she was held in high esteem. 1 82 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. I had another dog called " Sailor," who was a rum 'un, but as good as he was rough. I remember the time well, though it is a good many years ago, I was in the meadow adjoining the house, feeding some young birds, when one of the footmen came and called me, saying that the Squire wanted to see me at once. Off we went together and met the Squire on the lawn. ''Ah, Wilkins,'* said he, 'Tve just come in by train ana brought a retriever back w^ith me ; he's one of the most savage dogs I ever had anything to do with, I've got him in a crate now, and he won't let anybody come near him, he flies and snaps at their hands with such a vengeance that we could hardly get him out of the guard's van, and we were at last obliged to roll him out on to the platform. At first they got a clothes prop and put it through the crate, but he seized it in his teeth and held it like a vice. I want you to go down and see what you can do, I thought I was about master of dogs, but I can't master this one. Be careful what you do, Wilkins, and mind you don't get hurt." INASMORE xVS TO RETRIEVERS. 1 83 "All right, sir/' says I, 'Til bring him home right enough." So I took my gun and ferret bag, and off I started to the railway station. By the time I had reached there I had made up my mind what to do, so I opened the station door, and there, sure enough, on the platform, was the crate with the dog lying down inside it. Not a soul was anywhere near the crate, so I walked up to it. "What ! Sailor," says I. "Sailor, old dog." To show him I knew who he was, I just raised my gun and flashed a little powder off, cut the crate open and said, "Come along, old Sailor dog." Out he came, I threw him my ferret bag to carry, put his chain in my pocket, and walked him through the streets up to Stanstead House. The Squire came out to meet me, and saw the dog following me with my ferret bag in his mouth. "Well, well," says he, "However did you manage to let him out of the crate ?" "Oh, quite easily, sir," said I. "I spoke to him as if I had known him for years." " And he believed you, it appears ?" 184 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. '* Yes, sir, he took it for granted that I was his friend and master." '' And you've let him run loose from the Station right up here?" *' Yes, sir." ** Call him to you now, Wilkins, and take away the bag." '' Very well, sir." So I called out, " Come here, Sailor, good dog." Up he came, and I took the bag from him. *'Now tell him to sit by you whilst you throw the bag away, then tell him to fetch it,'* said the Squire. I did so, and the dog retrieved the bag ; 1 took it from him and put it in my pocket, then the Squire and I went for a walk with the dog, and the Squire said, '•' Now, tell me, Wilkins, exactly how you gained the goodwill of that dog, so as to make him follow you hke this." For the animal was as peaceful as possible, and followed at my heels as if he had known me for years. •'Well, sir," said I, ''So I will, it entirely depends on the way you introduce yourself to the dog." "Yes, yes," said the Squire impatiently, INASMORE AS TO RETRIEVERS. 1 85 *' But how did you introduce yourself; that's what I want you to explain ?" ''Well, sir," said I. "I went into the station, and walked up to the dog as if I had known him for years, showing all firmness and confidence, both in him and myself. I called him by name and held out my hand to him, took up my gun, fired a cap and flash of powder, put down my gun, took out my knife, and cut the string of the crate. At the same time, I pushed the corner of my coat into the crate for the dog to smell the scent of game ; he at once took me for a good ' game ' man, looked smilmgly into my face, got up, and wagged his tail. * Come on. Sailor, dog,' said I, throwing the ferret bag away, and telling him to fetch it, 'Come on. Sailor,' and on he came with me, through the streets up to the house, bringing the bag with him, that's all, sir." The Squire kept on asking me a lot more questions about the dog, but I said, " I can't tell you any more, sir." "You can answer me this question, Wilkins," says he. '* Well, sir," says I, *' If I can, I will." " Did he attempt 1 86 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. to bite you at all, or show any inclination to do so ? " '' Not the least, sir." '' Now, Wilkins, you have answered that question, but tell me how you account for it, I mean his not showing any ill-temper with you?" "Oh, yes, sir, I can explain that easily enough, I did not give him time enough." '*Well, but how, Wilkins, how?" *'You must know, sir," said I, *'that I went up to the station door all in a bustle, and shouted to him as if we had been old friends for years and I was looking out for him. Just the same, sir, as if you had gone to meet a train, and as it was starting you saw some friend you had not met for years, and then made yourself known to him ; that is how I treated the dog." '*I see, Wilkins,"' said the Squire, **you made him believe it was a reality." ''Just so, sir," said I, ''I made him believe it was a reality, and made him take me for his friend, let it be as it might. And now, sir, will you allow me to ask one question ?" '*Go on, Wilkins." " Well then, sir, if you were a stranger to this INASMORE AS TO RETRIEVERS. 1 87 dog and me, and knew nothing about either of us, you could not tell but what he had been in my hands from a puppy, seeing how he obeys me *' There, Wilkins/' said the Squire, ** I give you credit for all that." And so we returned home, and put the dog in his kennel. Sailor was a perfect terror to the Stanstead people, and one of the roughest, most savage dogs I ever met, I always had to muzzle him before thrashing him. To give him his due, he was a first-rate retriever and keeper's dog, properly broken not to run in at partridges, but unpractised with ground game. I should think he had seldom seen a live hare or rabbit before he came to Stanstead, for if he saw one run into the wood, even if it were a hundred yards off, he would bolt after it like a shot. I had to cure him of this, and a tough job it was. I took him to the peg with an extra strong cord and a check collar on him ; the '* check '' collar, I may mention, is a good stiff leather collar, studded with iron beads, and fitted with buckle and holes. I allowed him eighteen 1 88 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. yards of cord, and got my under-keeper to stand near with a sack of live rabbits, while I remained at the peg with my gun and dog. *'Now, George," says I, *'Take a rabbit, but don't let the dog see you, stick it, and turn it down in front of him.'* Away goes the rabbit, I ups with my gun and fires (half a charge of blank powder), away goes Sailor, hot after the rabbit, but at the end of the eighteen yards he falls heavily. I pull him back to the peg, and make him lay down quietly until I have loaded my gun again, which I do not hurry over doing. When it is loaded, I loosed him from the collar and sent him to look for the rabbit and bring it back to me. This done, I put him to the peg again and repeat the experiment with another stuck rabbit. Bang ! bang ! and off goes Sailor more furiously than before ; this time he is thrown back more heavily, nearly cracking his neck. I tried him once more, and then, as he still bolted after the rabbit, I left off for that day and saved the rest of the rabbits. I tried him again next day, whilst he had the lesson INASMORE AS TO RETRIEVERS. l8g fresh in his mind. You should always follow up this practice every day, until your dog will not attempt to stir after the rabbit, unless you tell him, " Go seek for it," or '' Go fetch it/' whichever words you accustom him to. If you let a week or more elapse between the trials, the dog will, to a great extent, have forgotten his previous lessons, which is most dishearten- ing, and a waste of time. When your retriever pup is steady at the peg, the next practice is bolting rabbits in the open, but, as this chapter is already outrageously long, I will commence a fresh one for that. CHAPTER IV. INASMOST AS TO RETRIEVERS. CHOOSE your spot where you have your rabbit earths in an open space, meadow, or park, so that both you and your dog can easily distinguish the holes and anv rabbits that may bolt from them. Take an iron peg about fifteen inches long and the shape of a marling spike, with a ring in its crown, fitted to travel freely through the hole in the crown, so that when the peg is driven into the ground, the ring will lay flush with the surface. A cord is attached to the ring and fastened to the dog's collar. The advantage of a commanding view of the INASMOST AS TO RETRIEVERS. I9I rabbit earths is obvious ; hitherto the rabbits have been turned down right by, or close up to the dog, without his seeing them to prevent him chasing rabbits '' off a form." Now it is necessarv to teach him not to chase rabbits ■J bolted from a hole. Station yourself by the peg, gun in hand, and dog by your side, whilst the under-keeper goes forward with the ferrets to the earths. The first rabbit appears ; bang! off goes the dog, and when he gets to the end of the cord gets thrown as before, and so you keep up the same thing until the dog understands that he must not move until he is told. After one or two of these practices, I should begin to use the stick to an old dog, and thrash him back to the place he started from, but, if you use the '* check " collar, he won't want much of the stick, as the collar will do the trick instead. These are the simple rules I have invariably- followed in training pointers, setters, and retrievers. I have broken many a score of dogs in my time, and have seldom failed to 192 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. turn them out well-broken dogs. The only dogs I could never do anything with were those whose spirit had been thrashed out of them, or who had been made thoroughly gun- shy ; all the patience and skill I possessed was ineffectual with those sort of dogs, and I used either to destroy them or return them to their owners. Young keepers, when they first take this difficult branch of their duties in hand, would do well to attend carefully to what I have said about the whip. If a man has a hasty and violent temper, however clever he may be, he ought not to attempt to break dogs. With regard to young dogs, most especially I say, " Leave the whip at home.'' CHAPTER V. HOW I GOT MY LAST JOB. AS I have before related, in 1840 I left Chesham to go into Wiltshire, as keeper to the Rev. Henry Fowle, who took me, without, even seeing me on the strength of a recom- mendation from Mr. Fuller and Mr. Wilmore Ellis. Mr. Ellis was a great friend of Mr., Fuller's, and a nephew of Mr. Fowle's, and he used often to come down to Chilton to shoot, with the latter. In the year 1841, Mr. Fuller-Maitland came down to Chesham to shoot with Mr. Fuller, and as he missed me, he asked my father where I had gone. 13 194 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. *' He's gone down into Wiltshire, sir, as keeper to Mr. Fowle," said my father. . ** And does he like the place ?" ** Well, no, sir, he doesn't," replied my father. ** You see his master's a great fox- preserver, and hunts a good deal, and John would prefer to live with a gentleman who preserves pheasants and not foxes." *' Is that so, Luke ? I had always marked him for my own keeper; I always thought that if ever I had a keeper, I should like your son John.' " Well, sir," said my father, '* I know John would be delighted to come as keeper for you, he was always glad when he heard you were coming here to shoot. ** Then you may tell him, Luke, that I spoke to you about him, and, if he wants a change I will take him on, but not for two years." So my father wrote and told me of this con- versation, and I at once replied, begging him to do all he could to get me a place with Mr. Maitland. The next year he came to the ^* Germans" again, and spoke further to father HOW I GOT MY LAST JOB. 195 on the subject, when my father told him I was most anxious to get the place as his keeper. ** Tell him," said Mr. Maitland, ** that next spring twelve months, all being well, I will take him on." And so I was promised the place two years before I got it. On Lady Day, in the year 1843, I came to Stanstead, Essex, as head-keeper to William Fuller-Maitland, Esq. It was the 25th of March, and I have been there ever since. CHAPTER VI. CONCERNING GAME AND THINGS. I HAVE lately been talking about dogs, and when I once get on that topic I find it diffi- cult to leave off. I wish it to be understood that the rules I have laid down are not of universal application, as different parts of the country require differently trained dogs ; for instance, a hilly or mountainous country requires a strong and quick dog, whereas, our country, in the flats, requires a steady and slow dog. A hill- bred dog, again, must have more license allowed him than a flat-country dog ; still, the same rules for breaking applies equally to both, and the keeper must be guided by the sur- CONCERNING GAME AND THINGS. I97 rounding country as to whether the dog shall be broken for far or near quartering. In Wales, Scotland, and the North of Eng- land, men may say that the rules I have laid down cannot be applied, as they would make the dog a ** close" hunter, where you require a a ** wide " one. I say, then, that the dog has to learn his A. B.C. before he can do anything in the way of hunting properly, and the keeper must therefore be guided according to the exigencies of the case, as to how far, and how strictly, he should adhere to my rules. I am now going to write a little about ground game, and will commence with the keeper's dodges for hares. I do not wish to be thought conceited, but I am only statmg the plain truth when I say, that, about these parts I used to be considered a noted man for hares by all who knew me. Mr. Alfred Hicks, one of the tenant farmers, once asked me how it was that sixty hares were all feeding at once in a crab-tree field of nine or ten acres of grass, at half-past three in the afternoon, in the month of November. I never told igS AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. him the secret, but I don't mind telling it now. You take a pound or more of parsley seed, and sow in the night-time all over the field. Let no one know anything about it, but take the seed in your large pockets, and scatter it broadcast all over the field ; the hares will then feed in that field in preference to any other. I have done the same thing on land sown with clover, near the cover, that is, home fields, not those a long way from your woods. This is one dodge to make the hares feed at home, and take to that particular field for feeding. The hares will keep the parsley down, and, even if the farmer does find a sprig of parsley in the clover, he will think that it slipped in amongst the clover seed. Another great secret in getting hares is to keep down the bucks, who, in the months of March and April, run and hunt the does to death. Kill off the bucks, they do to give away as presents to anyone, as a reward for services rendered in saving pheasant's or par- tridge's eggs for you. I have frequently seen five or six bucks chasing one doe hare until she CONCERNING GAME AND THINGS. IQQt dropped dead from exhaustion. I have seen them run a doe hare when she was seeking for a place to lay down her young. You ask, is it possible ? I answer that it is, most undoubted- ly. I have seen a buck hare not only kill the doe, but literally cut her back to pieces as she lay dead, with, perhaps, two or three young ones inside of her. Thus the buck hares do you an immense amount of harm and injure your stock for next season. Another great secret is to keep the vermin down. Now I suppose gamekeepers will say, ** We know that, Wilkins, tell us something we don't know." To which I reply that there are many of you who know it, but won't take the trouble to do it, and consequently the vermin destroy one-half of your leverets, and they never come to the gun ; so you only keep your hares to breed young ones for the vermin to feed on. ** Well," say you. '^Anyhow the leverets are useful to feed the young cubs on." True, oh king! I grant you that, and also admit that whilst the vixen is taking a leveret to her cubs 200 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER, she cannot be hunting for a hen-pheasant on her nest. It is true again that we must have foxes, and I know all this without being told as well as you know that it is necessary to keep the vermin down. Now just allow me to say that, by keeping the vermin ** close down," you will have more leverets for the vixen to take to her cubs, and more hares next year for your master's guns and the guns of your master's friends to shoot. Also, the more hares you have the more you will save the hen birds and their nests from the foxes. I had three litters of cubs in Thrupp cover one spring, of nine, seven, and five respectively, besides the old ones. Mr. Fowle was not only a fox-hunter, but a fox rearer. *'Wilkins," he used to say to me, ** I will have foxes, if I don't get a single pheasant." *'Very well, sir," said I, '^So you shall." And during the three years I lived with him, I never shot or trapped a fox, so that when he was giving me a character, he wrote, *'He is particularly clever at breeding game and destroying vermin, but is not a fox-killer." CONCERNING GAME AND THINGS. 201 If I had not gone to Stanstead, Mr. Fowle told me that he should have sent me to Salis- bury Plain as keeper, to take charge of all his men and keep his accounts, at his place there. Another thing that keepers often neglect to do is to keep their hares out of the poacher's pockets, and this is either through ignorance or laziness, because they do not sufficiently look after their gates, to see that they are not netted, and their hedges, to see that they are not snared. One simple way of attending to this, is to look more after the hares of an evening and even at night-time, and spend fewer hours at the public-house. I am afraid that this remark of mine about the public- house will not be relished by many, and repudiated by most keepers, but, although it's a dirty bird that fouls its own nest, I am speak- ing to all keepers, and at the risk of giving offence, I shall let the remark stand. I have heard keepers say that they can learn more in an hour at a public-house, than they can in a week by stopping at home. Now this is a lie that is half the truth. Very 202 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. likely you may hear that old Pat Lane brought a hare to someone's shop to sell. What then ? the hare was dead, and you won't bring it back to life again, or replace it in your cover, so how are you better off for know- ing that Pat took the hare to Tom Tills, the fishmonger, to try and sell last week. '^ Why," say you, '' I shall keep a sharp look-out for him." Yes, at the '* Red Cow" public-house I suppose, that is the last place in the world to catch a poacher snaring hares, he is much more likely to snare you, my boy, for many a keeper has been snared at public-houses, and the snare drawn so tight as to nearly choke him to death. Not only himself, but his poor wife and children as well have been nearly starved to death by this useless '* public-house" dodge of obtaining information. You will get more information by practically attending to your night duties, than you can ever hope to obtain by loafing about in a public-house ; there, you will only get a quantity of bogus " tips " and bad drinks, offered on purpose to keep you out of the way, and throw you off the scent. CHAPTER VII. MINE HOST AND FRIEND BALDWIN. IN the year 1843, when I first went to Stan- stead from Wiltshire, my neighbour, whom I will call one Jones, had reached there the week previously. I arrived on the 25th March, and he got there on the i8th. He had previously been living near Thetford in Norfolk. We used to join forces at night-time and help each other at first, as his woods were adjacent to mine at Birchanger village. Jones was keeper, to Mr. Fred Nash, of Bishop's Stortford, and a very good keeper he was, and did well for some years, alwa}'s having plenty 204 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. of pheasants and so forth. But after a while he began to fall off in his night appointments with me, till at last he never kept them at all. I used to go to the usual place, but he did not turn up, and this happened time after time, till at last he left off asking me to meet him. His pheasants grew gradually less and less, until at length the stock dwindled down to nothing. This was only just as I expected, and so I told him ; I remonstrated with him time after time, but when a man becomes dogged in his infatuation, remonstrances are of little avail, until he at length awakens to the enormity of his folly. Instead of being in his woods looking after the game, Jones was in the public-house at Pine's Hill from ten in the morning until eleven at night. This public-house was called the '' Bell," and it lost him his character and place in the end. He had a character, indeed, but it was a bad one ; in addition to which he possessed a wife and large family. Drunken- ness always stands in the way to prevent obtaining employment, especially as a keeper. MINE HOST AND FRIEND BALDWIN. 205 So Jones became a game destroyer, or poacher, and he and I met once more at night. He brought five men with him on that occasion, and I had two with me, so that when we joined forces the gang numbered nine, all told. We had a little bit of sport that night, as I will relate further on. Jones, poor fellow, was one of those keepers who say they can learn more at a public-house in an hour than by stopping at home for a week. I remember another keeper who used to say the same thing, and whom I will call Baldwin. I admit, friend Baldwin, that you may learn something at a public-house ; the landlord is a jolly good fellow, and a very great friend of the keepers ; he puts the latter up to the poachers' games a bit ; he tells you, now, that Tom- Darvell had two hares for sale the other night, in his house — two out and outers they were, regular nine-pounders, and snared, too, he could tell that by the look of their eyes. Five bob the two was what Tom asked for them. He told you all that, did he ? You say he did ; very good ; but he forgot to tell you he 206 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. knew it was quite true because he bought them himself for four bob and two pots of beer. He could, if he had chosen, have brought the hares up from the cellar and shown them to you. Did he also tell you that Tom Darvell stopped at his house all day and spent two shillings out of the four ? No ! Well, anyhow, you are •deeply impressed with the news, and turn to go, deterniined to keep an eye on Tom in the future. Mine Host takes you aside. ** Don't be in a "hurry, keeper," says he. '' I want to have a little talk to you before you go, I have a lot more to tell you yet ; have another glass, old friend, there'll be nothing going on before the publics are closed. You will most likely drop •on to some of the rascals as you are going home, but it's no use yet, for they have not left the * pubs ;' eleven or twelve is their time you know, keeper, when they think all is quiet. Look here, can't you manage to get us a day's rabbit shooting next week, just myself and a few respectable friends that will be .a credit to you and my house. The Squire's MINE HOST AND FRIEND BALDWIN. 207 going away for a week or two so I hear, isn't he?" '' Yes," you say, *' he goes to-morrow morn- ing." *' Ah, well, run down again in a night or two, and we'll talk it over a bit. Who shall we ask ? I don't want a lot of roughs, you know, they'll be no good to either you or me ; we want someone that can stand you a tip, and don't mind paying for a good dinner after a good day's sport and cracking a few bottles of good old port ; that's the sort of people we want to get you know, keeper, so as to do us both a good turn." So you see what Host Goodman •desires to do is to please both the keeper and .the shooters. After a night or two, down you go again and Mr. Goodman draws another couple of shillings out of your pocket ; he has pretty well decided by this time as to who this respectable party shall consist of. Young Farmer Hopkins is to come, and a few of the most reckless spend- thrifts about the place, not forgetting to make and we all went up the ride in the wood. ** I can smell powder," exclaimed one. " I smell pitch burning," said another. ** Then it's the alarm gun they have sprung," said I. ** You stop here whilst I go and look. Yes, here's the case and pitch, string and paper, lying about smouldering ; come and see." So they came and saw for themselves. ** Well, I never," they exclaimed. ** It's a wonder none of us heard it go off. Did you hear any shots before the alarm gun, keeper ?" ** No, I only heard one report, and knew it must be the alarm gun, because it went off such a bouncer." ^* Ah, they must have run against the gun as soon as they entered the wood, and then bolted/' said one. " This gun was set in a 414 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. corner of the wood that we thought the poachers would most hkely come in by." I never told them that I let the gun off myself, but said . — ^' What's the use of my paying a lot of men like you to watch, when you can't hear an alarm gun go off within fifty yards ?" I knew that the gun had three charges of powder in it, for I had made the alarm ball myself. Another time 1 was watching with three or four of the same men, when we lay two and two, so that if the poachers ran away from me and my man, the other two would stop them, and vice versa. We were in a pit, watching for rabbits, because we expected that, when the public houses closed, some men would come to poach these rabbits. When it was past closing time, I and my man made a move to go up into the woods, some three-quarters of a mile off; but on reaching the other two men we found that one was drunk, and so fast asleep that we could not wake him. I took a cord and tied his ankles together, tied his hands together behind NIGHT WATCHING. 415 his back, and attached his feet to a tree ; so I left him until we came back, a period of three hours. He had however, by that time, broken loose and gone off. Now, what use to me was a man hke that ? Not a bit in the world, he might just as well have been at home in bed. Such are the fruits of drink ! I was out one night with Humphries, who suffered from the same complaint, when I saw a man netting in the field. Humphries was lying by my side, but I could not rouse him up anyhow, and I lost my man whilst trying ineffectually to do so. I never took drink out with me at night ; Humphries did not take it out in a bottle but in his inside, and the man in the pit did the same. I have seen the same sort of thing in my father's woods, when I was a lad out at night with his men. I always used to do night watching on a cup of tea, and invariably beat all my men at the work, for tea livens you up and keeps you awake, whilst beer deadens you and sends you to sleep. I never allowed any smoking whilst watching, and did 4l6 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. not permit any man to light a pipe until the work was done and we started for home. When gate netting watching I used to leave rather early, and before going away I always knocked the ashes out of my pipe on to the top of the gate, leaving the tobacco there smouldering. If any poachers came they would smell the tobacco, and suspect that I was still in the neighbourhood, watching. Often, too, in the woods, I have left two or three sticks, with coats hung over them, stuck up at the cross rides. Sometimes I have left my lanthorn burning all night with the bulls eye turned on, in the watch hut^ with three or four great coats and horse rugs lying about. All these dodges are very necessary, the poacher, when he comes after your game, is very suspicious, and does not want to be caught, so that if he sees a light you may be sure that he will give it a wide berth rather than go and see if you are there, I have known poachers come on a Christmas Eve and walk through the rides of a wood, firing several times, and knocking down five or NIGHT WATCHING. 417 six wooden pheasants. I always used to place these false birds in conspicuous places, where they could be easily seen from the walks in the woods, having three or four birds clustered in one tree, to entice the poacher to shoot at them in the hope of killing two or three at one shot. Sometimes a live bird gets in amongst the dummies and is killed, but this rarely happens. Instead of taking out drink for my men I used to bring them home to my house, when we had finished work for the night, and put before them a good home baked loaf, some home cured bacon, salt beef, or any other meat I happened to have in the house, to- gether with cheese, home made wine, coffee or cocoa. I generally took cocoa myself, except when my wife had made a basin of porridge and put it in the oven to keep warm ; sometimes I swallowed a basin of thick milk. I should strongly advise you not to take any drink out with you when night watching, and if any of your men come there boozed you may as well send them home again, for they'll be no good to you. 27 i CHAPTER XVI. HUMPHRIES REAPPEARS. I PROMISED, in an earlier part of this work, to relate something more about Humphries, and although he was my brother in law I must say he was an out and out scoundrel. It was no use doing the man a good turn, he only rounded on you for it ; he seemed constitutionally incapable of keeping straight. He got a place at the Revd. England's, Ellsborough, New Aylesbury, Bucks, and he jtold me that he had everything on his hands, there. He was gardener and bailiff rolled HUMPHRIES REAPPEARS. 419 into one, he bought and sold the pigs and cows, brought up the calves, managed the grass and hay, brewed the beer, and in fact nothing was done without him. I cannot vouch for the truth of all this, but I do know that a good deal of it was true, for I went there and saw for myself He told me also that his master wanted a new coach road made, and that he had the job, the agreement being that he was to put one load of gravel to the yard. Instead, he only put sixty loads to a hundred yards, dividing the profits thus illegally made between himself and the man who carted the gravel. Then he told me that Mrs. England wanted a lawn made larger, and commissioned him to get some shrubs to plant on the lawn, and this is how he got them. One moonlight night he and his man, Jack, went to Lady Franklin's shrubberies and took away a quantity of choice evergreens. These he planted early in the morning on his master's lawn, and as soon as Mrs. England had finished breakfast he went and told her that he had procured the shrubs, and planted them on the lawn. She came 420 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. out to see them, and admired them greatly. *^ A very nice assortment, Humphries," said she. *' Where did you get them from ? " '' Mr. Lane's, at Berkhampstead," replied he, readily. How he would have got on if the lady had asked to look at the bill, I can't say. The man, Jack, was soon afterwards sent to Aylesbury for trial, on a charge of stealing hay from the Stockyard to feed his donkey with. Why Humphries acted like that towards his accomplice in the plant theft I can't say, it seems to me that he must have forgotten the old adage that when rogues fall out the honest man gets his own ; anyhow, for reasons best known to himself, Humphries sent off his old pal. Jack, to Aylesbury, to take his trial for theft. This Jack had a daughter, who was either going to service or coming home for a holiday, I forget which ; and, in order to take her and her box, he borrowed a donkey and cart from a neighbour. Now village donkeys are not over-well fed, and, before starting for the railway station, Jack was foolish enough to HUMPHRIES REAPPEARS. 42 1 appropriate an armful of hay out of one of the stacks belonging to Mr. England. Humphries caught him in the act, but, as Mr. England did not want to prosecute, the grand jury threw out the bill against him. You can bet your boots however that Jack never forgave Humphries, who had not only behaved feloni- nously himself, but had induced others to do so as well, and then had turned round upon his former accomplice. I suppose Humphries was one of those characters who, every now and then, are troubled with a conscience ; and that, when such an untoward event did occur, he made up for any shortcomings on his own part by acting in a doubly moral capacity, for the time being, towards others. He was so sure of his situation, nothing could be done without him ; he was entirely above suspicion, so he thought, but he made a slight mistake when he tried to oust Jack, and so he soon found. " Jack and the cook were on very friendly terms, whilst she and Humphries were sworn foes, and one morning as the latter came back 422 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. from breakfast, he saw Jack carrying a scuttle of coals into the scullery for the cook. There- upon he immediately accused Jack of idling away his time, and robbing his master of a full day's work, Jack having nothing to do with the coals. Humphries worked himself up into a fury, and began to shout loudly, when he found Jack treated him with contemptuous indiffer- ence. Then the cook comes up and joins in the fray, rounding sharply on Humphries. Soon the noise reaches the dining room, and out comes master, mistress, and the young ladies, to see what it was all about. Then Humphries poses as the honest steward, lodging grievous complaint against Jack for robbing his master. This drew forth a bitter retort from Jack, who said : — *'If I was half as big a rogue as you, I'd take a rope and hang myself.'' "What do you mean?" demanded Hum- phries, and then Mrs. England reproved Jack, saying : — " You ought not to speak of Hum- phries like that." ** I don't rob you like he does, I can tell HUMPHRIES REAPPEARS. 423 you, ma'am," said Jack, whereupon Humphries swore that he would make him prove his words. '^ I'll do that without the making,'* said Jack. " You rob your master of his barley meal to fat your pigs on ; you make me take home to your house a bushel of barley meal, and a bushel and a half of your master's meal from the meal that the bacon hogs are fatten- ing on here.'* On hearing this, Mrs. England began to question Humphries a little as to what barley meal he had. ^' Where do you get it from," said she, *^the mill, I suppose ? '* "Yes, ma'am," said Humphries. " Then, of course, you have your bills ? " ** Oh, yes, ma'am." *^ Well, when you return from your dinner, just bring the bills for satisfaction's sake." " Yes, ma'am, I will." When he came back from dinner, however, he brought no bills, but lots of excuses ; he had mislaid or lost them, his wife had lit the fire with them, at any rate he couldn't find them. 424 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. Then Mrs. England went to the mill, and asked if Humphries had had any barley meal there. '*0h, yes, ma'am, he has had a lot," said the miller, referring to his book. ^' Here's two sacks on the ist, two on the 9th, and two on the i8th, down to you, ma'am." *' Yes, but is there any meal down to his own account ? " asked Mrs. England. The miller looked rather bewildered. *' Oh, no, ma'am, he don't have any on his own account." '* Does he have any, arid pay for it at the time ? " '' No, ma'am, he only opened the account in your name." On hearing this, Mrs. England returned home, summoned Humphries, and took him to task. He, seeing the game was up, and, fearing that his other irregularities would soon come to light and consign him to prison, sold off his stock, made a bolt of it, and came to me at Stansted. CHAPTER XVII. HUMPHRIES RE- APPEARS AND DISAPPEARS. HUMPHRIES arrived at Stansted some time after the poaching affray, in which Joslin cut such a creditable figure, happened. I don't know whether JosHn was ashamed of his cowardly behaviour, or whether he turned sulky, but, anyhow, he gave me to understand that he would do the same thing again if he came into contact with any more poachers. So Joslin was discharged, and Humphries, being at hand and in want of a place, was taken on as underkeeper. 1 think I have before mentioned that 426 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. Humphries was my brother-in-law, he having married my sister. I always knew that he was a slippery card and wanted looking after well, but when I took him on at Stansted I did not know of his disgraceful conduct at Mr. England's. If I had known he certainly would not have got the post of underkeeper at Stan- sted. As it was, he soon commenced his artful tricks, setting every one by the ears. He never seemed so happy as when he was doing some questionable action that would most probably embroil you with yoar master or someone else, and never lost an opportunity of this kind, being utterly callous as to the consequences that might accrue to you. He was utterly unmindful of any favours conferred upon him, he would give you a quantity of lip gratitude at the time and there his gratitude ended ; in fact, a more unprincipled black- guard could not easily be found. This character was now my underkeeper, and I soon found out that I must have my wits about me to keep up sides with him. He boasted to my mother that he was going HUMPHRIES REAPPEARS. 427 to live with me at Stansted, saying that I had done well there, and he was going to see if he couldn't do as well, winding up by informing her that he would have my place before long. He tried to work me out, as he did Watts at Chute Lodge, and with the same result, for he only got himself out. One Sunday morning, soon after he had come there, he came to my house, and said, in a bouncing way : — "Mr. Maitland looked in on me this morning on his way from church, and asked me a great many questions about you." *' Oh ! did he, Mr. Humphries ? " said I. "And pray what did he ask you about me ? " " He asked me if you had taken out that young dog, yet." The next Sunday I went up near the church, and stood under a bunch of firs, where I could see all the people coming out of church. Presently I saw Mr. Humphries come out of his cottage, which was close to the church, and saunter about the corner, gazing furtively to- wards the church door, and being evidently on 428 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. the watch for the break up of the congregation. As soon as he spied the Squire coming out, he appeared round the corner with a pitcher in his hand, and made for a well that stood a yard or two from the pathway by which the Squire and his family returned home through the park, timing himself to arrive so as to run full butt up against the Squire. He made a dead stop, and put his hand to his hat ; the Squire re- turned the salute and passed on, so that Mr. Humphries did not get the chance of speaking to him, or saying anything he might have wished to say. After dinner he came down to my house. "Did the Squire call on you this morning?'* said I. '' Yes, he did." ^'Oh! Did he ask you any more questions about me, Humphries ? " ^^ Yes, he stopped as he passed the house, and called on me to know if you had taken out the young dogs last week. " Indeed, now look here, Humphries, to- morrow is Lady day, the 25th of March, my HUMPHRIES REAPPEARS. 429 settling day for the year's game account, and when I settle that I'll settle the questioning about the dogs. I don't beheve the Squire has ever questioned you about my doing my duty to the dogs, as you say he has done, or has said anything at all about me to you. What's more, I just tell you that I was up among the fir trees by the Black pond, and saw you waiting for the Squire to come out of church, I saw you meet him at the well, and he passed on and never said a word to you ; yet you tell me he stopped, and called you to ask about me and the young dogs. I don't beheve a word you say.'' Humphries saw he had made a mistake, and quickly altered his tone ; he begged me not to mention the matter, and excused himself by saying that the squire had accosted him as he passed the house some time previously, and had asked him if he had heard me say how the young dog was getting on, and whether it was likely to turn out a good one or not. So there the matter ended. But Humphries could not remain quiet for 430 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. long, he passed from one dodge to another, to try and get me out of my place ; he told me to my face that I had been lord over the estate long enough, but that I was about to come off my throne. *' Well," said I, '' It will take a better man than you to dethrone me." '' Will it ?" says he, '^ We'll see all about that, Wilkins." This was an anxious time for me, and I deeply regretted having taken him on as underkeeper ; I saw that he intended to do me as much harm as he could, and, as no one but myself knew his sHppery character, he could injure me in a hundred ways without drawing suspicion on himself. This man w^as my sister's husband ! I anxiously awaited an opportunity to get rid of him, and at last it came. One day he trapped a fox, brought it down into Durrell's Wood, and pegged it down in one of the rides. The hounds were coming that mormng, but I happened to walk up the ride before they came, found the fox, and took HUMPHRIES REAPPEARS. 43 1 it away. Had the hounds come across a fox in a trap it would have been useless for me to deny that I knew anything about it being there, I should have got the credit of being a fox-destroyer, and the Hunt would have thought me one, even if I cleared myself with my master. I knew very well that Humphries had done it, and 1 accused him of it ; of course he denied it on oath. As I told him, however, if he didn't put it there who did ? I know fox runs, and there was no run in that place through Durrell's Wood, therefore it must have been a malicious act on the part of some one, and designed to get me into a scrape. Who was the most likely person to play me a scurvy trick ? Anyhow the dodge failed, it didn't take, but he tried many other such dodges afterwards, and they all failed. One Sunday he caught three tradesmen, so he said, trespassing after rabbits in a gorse bank. He swore before the magistrates that all three men were racing a rabbit up and down the ditch, stopping at every hole, putting 432 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. their arms in, and searching every hole in the bank. Here one of the magistrates asked him if there were many rabbit-holes in that bank. 'Yes, sir," said he, "A great many." *' How long were they at the bank ? " " Ten or fifteen minutes, sir." 'And are there many large earths or, properly speaking, burrows in the bank ? '' "Yes, sir, one earth reaches forty or fifty yards, and is full of holes." **And these men stopped at every hole, and put their arms into each of them ? " *' Yes, sir." *' In ten or fifteen minutes ? " ''Yes, sir." The magistrate turned to me. " Wilkins," said he, " you know this bank I suppose ? " " Yes, sir," said I. "Well, how long would it take you to put your hand up all the rabbit burrows in that bank ? " ''A good half a day, I think, sir." " Yet, according to Humphries, these men did it in ten or fifteen minutes ! " And the HUMPHRIES REAPPEARS, 433 magistrates forthwith dismissed the case, and severely reprimanded Humphries, telling him to be careful, on all future occasions, to speak the truth in the witness box. Now I come to one of the most curious episodes of my life, and one that played an important part in Humphries' removal, it being nothing more or less than a dream. I write it down exactly as I dreamt it, for, although it is a long time ago, it made an im- pression on my mind that has never been effaced. I dreamt that Humphries and I were coming from Bishop Stortford through Birchanger Wood, and, as soon as we got out of the wood into the footpath that ran through the field, we passed a sheep fold, the sheep in it lying alongside the hurdles close to the footpath As we were walking along, Humphries put his hand through, or his arm over, the hurdles, seized a lamb, and tucked it away under his left arm. *' What are you going to do with that ? *' says I. 28 434 ^N ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. '* Hush, hush 1 '* says he, holding up his finger warningly, to induce me to hold my tongue. " If a poHceman met you with it he would think you meant to steal it," says I. " Hush, hush,'* said he again. Then, step- ping off the path on to a newly ploughed field, he walked up the furrow and, turning over a sod, stuck the lamb with his knife. He let the blood flow under the sod, and, as soon as the lamb was dead, he turned the sod back in its place again, thus covering up the blood. Then he rejoined me, carrying with him the dead lamb. '* If I am asked anything about this," says 1, '* I shall tell the truth, and you must take the consequences." At this point the dream unaccountably changed. Although Humphries was still the chief actor, the circumstances were different. I never awoke during the whole time — or, if I did, I was not conscious of it — but kept dream- ing right on. I dreamt that Humphries came to me and HUMPHRIES REAPPEARS. 435 said : ''This is a pretty job ; Mr. Newman has given his men leave to snare all the hares in his standing corn on the farm. I have given him a receipt for it, though — I went and mowed down all his green oats in the honey- suckle field, to pay him out for it." ''Why," says I, ''they'll get the print of your foot in the field, and find you out as sure as you stand there, Humphries. Which way did you come home from the field ? " " I crossed Bury Lodge Road into Parkfield, then up by the swede turnips and hurdles where the sheep are folded, along Burton End Road to the chaseway, and so to my house by the Hall garden." *' They will track you to your house, then ? " *' No, they won't, for the sheep have gone through the chase out of Parkfield, and put the footmarks out. But, as I crossed the road out of Parkfield to the chaseway, three of Mr. Newman's men met me with my scythe on my shoulder as they were going to their work. *' Well, Humphries," says I, " those men will be sure to tell their master, when it 436 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. becomes known that the oats in the honey- suckle field are cut down, that they met you carrying a scythe at the break of day." '' What can I do to prevent them finding me out, keeper ? " says he. " Do ? " says I. '' Do the best you can." '* Well, tell me, you can if you like." *' There/' says I, '* take your scythe, and go into the Round Coppice, and mow the rides as quickly as ever you can, then, if you are questioned about carrying the scythe, you can say that you were bringing it home from the wood. Also, take your shoes, tie them together, put a big stone in each one, and sink them in the Black Pond, so that they can't get the print of the nails in your shoes." '' I'll go and do as you say at once," says he. And here my dream ended. The next morning I was teUing Humphries the extraordinary dream I had had, when up comes Inspector Scott, and, seeing us together near the dog kennel, he called out to me : " Wilkins, I want you to come with me to Green End farm ; bring a blood-hound or HUMPHRIES REAPPEArS. 437 retriever with you, as T want to search for a lamb, or its skin, that was stolen last night.'* "Just loose the dogs," said I, turning to Humphries, and then Scott and I started off, but found nothing. Scott thought we might find out the place where it was killed, or come across the insides and skin in some ditch, but our search proved fruitless. Some ten days afterwards Scott came to me, and said : — '' Humphries has got some roots of trees in the coppice that he wants me to buy for firewood, I am going over there to-morrow to look at them, do you mind my taking his gun and trying for a rabbit ? " "Oh, no! you may do that, and welcome,'' said I. The day after that Scott came to me again, and said : — '^ I had a good look at those roots yesterday, and then left Humphries sitting by them whilst I went down the ride in search of a rabbit. Lo and behold ! I came across the print of the boot or shoe I tracked from Green end farm to Parkfield gateway. If you remem- ber, Wilkins, I had grave suspicions that the 438 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. owner of those shoes was the lamb thief, and I told you that the shoe had very large nails in it, the largest I ever saw in my life. I also said that the wearer must have been a tall man, as I could not step in the long strides he took." *' Good gracious!" said I, a sudden thought striking me. ** Those shoes belong to my man, Humphries ; he had them made at Chesham when he was underkeeper for my father there. The blacksmith makes the nails specially to suit the ground, which is very stony, and puts twelve nails, each as large as a shilling piece, in one shoe, with tips besides. " There, now," said Scott, '' I counted the number of nail prints, both in the wood yes- terday, and at Green end farm, and it was twelve in each case ; I took the length of the shoe, and it was the same in both cases. I tracked the prints nearly all the way from his house to Green end farm j I have not the least doubt but what he stole the Iamb. Shall you be at home after dinner to-morrow ? if you are, I'll come up and tell you more about it ; HUMPHRIES REArPEARS. 439 Tm off to Henham, now, to look after some more stolen property there." ''Very well," said I, '' I'll wait for you to- morrow." Next day he arrived after dinner, and we set off together to have a good look round Humphries' cottage. At the dog's kennel we saw a lamb's lower jaw bone, and the dog lying alongside a pile of mutton or lamb bones, whilst the pig-stye was strewn with small bones, and the trough was full of mutton fat. Scott and I talked the matter over, and he said that there was no chance of identifying the meat after such a long time had elapsed, and, considering that most of it appeared to be in the stomachs of the pigs and dog, I quite agreed with him. He said that Humphries might possibly be convicted by the circumstantial evidence, but it was uncertain, so, although both of us beUeved Humphries to be guilty, we decided to get rid of him, merely, and not to prosecute. A few weeks after this I packed Mr. Hum- phries off to Australia, and very glad I was to get rid of him. Before he went, however, I 440 AN ENGLISH GAMEKEEPER. related the whole story to his wife, my sister, and she said that she was sure that my suspicions were correct. '-'You know, John," said she, '' I was ill and upstairs at the time, and the nurse brought me lamb for dinner, lamb for supper, and lamb again next day. It was nothing but lamb, lamb, lamb, 'till I sent for Edward, and asked him what all this lamb meant. I said : ' Are you feeding me on my brother John's dogs' meat? ]t must be some dead lamb John has got for his dogs.' But he declared to me that it was not, saying that you did not know he had bought any lamb. ^ Well, Edward,' said I, ' this lamb was never killed by a butcher, or it wouldn't be hacked about so ; besides, you would never buy all this quantity at one time. It must be meat you've had from John's dogs, and I won't touch any more of it.' Thcii he boiled it up, and fed his dog and pigs on the remainder." My sister asked me not to say anything to Humphries, stating that, as soon as they arrived in Australia, she would talk to him about it. I never heard any more about the subject HUMPHRIES DISAPPEARS. 44I until a few years afterwards, when a most damning piece of evidence turned up unex- pectedly. The Black Pond was being cleared out, and, as I was crossing the park, one of th9 men engaged on the job called me to look at a pair of shoes he had found in the mud. ^' Such curious shoes as I have never seen before, keeper/' said he. I recognized them in a moment ; they were Humphries', the ones that Inspector Scott wanted. I don't think Humphries ever returned from Australia, but whether he is alive or not I don't know. So here ends my experience of him, and here ends my book. Good-bye. The End. Large crown 8vo., cloth, 5s. each, fully Illustrated. I. ^^t @:bHenfureB of a lounger ^on. By E. J. TRELAWNY. With an Introduction by EDWARD GARNETT. Illustrated with several Portraits of Trelawny. II. (HoBerf ©rurg'B ^ournaf in QJIabagascar. With Preface and Notes by Capt, S. P. OLIVER, Author of "Madagascar," III. (JHemoirB of f^e ^ ^forg of iU ftftBuBfetTB. By JAMES JEFFREY ROCHE. To which is added The Life of Colonel DAVID CROCKEIT. IX. ^ (JJtaBfer QtHanner: Being the Life and Adventures of Capt. ROBERT WILLIAM EASTWICK. Edited by HERBERT COMPTON. X. (Jtofofiofronefi : (ghp^i mt nTamor. Translated from the Greek, and Prefaced with an Account of the Klephts, by Mrs. EDMUNDS. With Introduction by M. J. GENNADIUS, Greek Minister Resident, London. Catalogue of Select Books in Belles LettreSy History y Biography ^ Theology ^ Travel^ Miscellaneous^ and Books for Children. Pablo de Se'govie. ^[ ^Tr-l'^\ R"''"°°' o Illustrated with Sixty Drawings by Daniel Vierge. With an Introduction on Vierge and his Art by Joseph Pennell, and a Critical Essay on Quevedo and his Writings by W. E. Watts. Limited Edition only. Three Guineas nett. [1892. A French Ambassador at the Court of Charles II. (Le Comte de Cominges, 1662- 1665). With many Portraits. By J. J. Jusserand. Demy 8vo., cloth gilt. [1892. Jules Bastien Lepage and his Art. by^ANol^ Theuriet. With which is included Bastien Lepage as Artist, by George Clausen, A.R.W.S. ; An Essay on Modern Realism in Painting, by Walter Sickert, N.E.A.C. ; and a Study of Marie Bashkirtseff, by Mathilde Blind. Illustrated by Reproductions of Bastien Lepage's Works. Royal 8vo., cloth, gilt tops, lOs. 6d. The Women of the French Salons. A Series of Articles on the French Salons of the Seventeenth and Eighteenth Centuries. By Amelia G. Mason. Profusely Illustrated. Foolscap folio, cloth, 25s. These papers treat of the literary, political, and social influence of the women in France, during the two centuries following the foundation of the salons ; including pen-portraits of many noted leaders of famous coteries, and giving numerous glimpses of the Society of this brilliant period. nrViF* Rf=»nl Tisncin Studies of Contemporary Japanese XllC XVCdi jctpdll. planners, Morak, Administrations, and Politics. By Henry Norman. Illustrated with about 50 Photographs taken by the Author. Crown 8 vo., cloth, i os. 6d. Extract from Preface. — These essays constitute an attempt, /au^g de mieux, to place before the readers of the countries whence Japan is deriving her incentives and her ideas, an account of some of the chief aspects and institutions of Japanese life as it really is to-day. The Stream of Pleasure, a Narrative of a journey on the Thames from Oxford to London. By Joseph and Elizabeth Robins Pennell. Profusely Illustrated by Joseph Pennell. Small Crown 4to., cloth, 7s. 6d. "Mrs, Pennell is bright and amusing. Mr. Pennell's sketches of river-side bits and nooks are charming ; and a useful practical chapter has been written by Mr. J. G. Legge. The book is an artistic treat." — Scotsman. Gypsy Sorcery and Fortune Telling. Illustrated by numerous Incantations, Specimens of Medical Magic, Anecdotes and Tales, by Charles Godfrey Leland ("Hans Breitmann"). Illustrations by the Author. Small 4to., cloth, 1 6s. Limited Edition of 150 Copies, price £1 IIS. 6d. nett. " The student of folk-lore will welcome it as one of the most valuable additions recently made to the literature of popular beliefs. " — Scotsman. Esther Pentreath, the Miller's Daughter: A Cornish Romance. By J. H. Pearce, Author of "BernJce," &c. 6s. Mr. Leonard Courtney, M.P., in the Nineteenth Century for May, says it is "an idyll that captivates us by its tenderness, its grace, and its beauty. ... In truth, the special distinction of ' Esther Pentreath ' may be said to lie in the poetic gift of its author." Main - travelled Roads, six Mississippi -Vaiiey Stones. J3y Hamlin Garland. Crown 8vo., cloth, 3s. 6d. " Main-travelled Roads " depicts the hard life of the average American Farmer and the farm hands. The author has lived the Ufe he tells of, and he may be called a true realist in his art. The English Novel in the Time of Shakespeare. By J. J. Jusserand, Author of "English Wayfaring Life." Translated by Elizabeth Lee, Revised and Enlarged by the Author. Illustrated. Demy 8vo., cloth, 21$. •• M. Jusserand's fascinating volume." — Quarterly Review. English Wayfaring Life in the Middle Ages (XlVth Century). By J. J. Jusserand. Translated from the French by Lucy A. Toulmin Smith. Illustrated. Fourth Edition. Crown 8vo., cloth, 7s. 6d. " This is an extremely fascinating book, and it is surprising that several years should have elapsed before it was brought out in an English dress. However, we have lost nothing by waiting." — Times. Orpjim