^^^ '■f^^ ""^ ^ THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES wy^m THE CROWN OF SUCCESS The sparkling crown was placed on her brow. /'ii.i;f -'/_?. HTHE CROWN OF ^ ^ SUCCESS BY A.LO.E. Thomas Nelson and Sons London, Edinburgh, Dublin and New York 4-060 AnTcA CONTENTS. I. The Dame's departure, II. Mr. Learjttng at breakfast, III. The Cottages of Head, IV. Plain-work and Faficy-work, V. Mr. Alphabet, VI. Mr. Reading's fine shop, VII. The Ladder of Spelling, VIII. Breaking down, IX. Mr. Learning's visit, . X. Dick's mishap, .... XI Miss Folly, XII. A visit to Arithmetic, XIII. The ivonderful Boy, XIV. The Thief of Time, XV. Duty a?id Affection, XVI. Grammar's Bazaar, XV I L Pride and Folly, 7 12 16 22 29 35 41 47 55 63 69 77 81 90 95 102 no 765370 XVIII. The Carpet of History, 119 XIX. Hammermg in Dates, .... .... .... 125 XX. The pursued Bird, 131 XXI. Plans and Plots, 136 XXII. The Cockatoo, Parade, 143 XXIII The Cage of Ambition, 152 XXIV. A visit to Mr. Chemistry, 159 XXV. A Lesson, 167 XXVI. Hearing the Truth, 177 XXVIL A Brave Effort, 185 XXVIII. Expectation, 190 XXIX. Empty and Furnished, .... .... .... 196 XXX. Fruits of Needlework, 204 XXXI The Croivn of Success, 212 LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. The sparkling croivn was placed on her broiv. Frontispiece Nelly could hardly see the stepping-stones through t/ie thick leaves of the plant which she bore, .... .... 27 Miss Folly went jabbering an : ^^ Just try that bonnet on your head," .... .... .... .... .... 73 Dick, Lubin, Matty, and Nelly paying their first visit to Grammar's Bazaar, .... .... .... .... 103 THE CROWN OF SUCCESS. CHAPTER I. THE dame's departure. MERRY life had Dame Desley and her four childi-en led in their rural home. The sound of their cheerful voices, the patter of their little feet, the laugh, the shout, and the song, had been heard from morn- ing till night. I wiU not stop to teU of all the daisy-chains and cowslip-baUs made by the children under the big elm-tree that grew on their mother's lawn ; or how they gathered ripe black- berries in autumn ; or in the glowing days of summer played about the hay-cocks, and buried one another in the hay. Their lives were thoughtless and gay, like those of the span'ows in the garden, or the merry little squirrels in the wood. 8 THE dame's DEPARTDRK. But a time came at last when these careless days must end. Dame Desley had to take a long journey — she would be absent for many a month — and on the evening before her departure she called her four children around her. " My dear children," she said, " I must leave you ; I must give you up for a while to the care of another. But I have chosen a guardian for you who is worthy of all your respect. Mr. Learn- ing is coming to see you to-moiTOw, just an hour before I start ; and I hope that he will find you all good and obedient children during my absence. Whatever he may bid you do, do for the love of me, and when you attend to Mr. Learning, think that you are pleasing your mother." When the four children were alone together, just before going to rest, they began eagerly to talk over what Dame Desley had told them. " I wonder whether I shall like this Mr. Learn- ing," said Dick, a merry, intelligent boy, with bright eyes that were always twinkling with fun. None of his age could excel him in racing or running ; he could climb a tree like a squin-el, and clear a hay- cock with a bound. He loved the free careless life which he had led in his mother's home, but still he wished for one more full of adventure and excitement. "I'm quite sure that I shall not like Mr. Learn- THE DAME S DEPARTURE. ing," cried Matty ; " for I have seen him two or three times, and I did not fancy his looks at all. He is as solemn and as grave as an owl ; he wears spectacles, and has a very long nose, and his back ifl as stiff as a poker." Matty was a pretty little girl, with blue eyes, and golden curls hanging down her neck, but she had a conceited air, which spoiled her looks to my mind. " I wish that we could stay where we are, and go on as we always have done, without being plagued by Mr. Learning at all," cried Lubin, with a weary yawn. Such a fat Uttle fellow as he was, just the shape of a roly-poly pudding, with cheeks as red as the apples that grew on the trees in the orchard. " But mother spoke kindly of him," said NeUy, a pale lame child who sat in the corner of the room, stringing buttercups and daisies ; "if she likes him, should not we try to like him, and not set our hearts against what mother thinks for our good." " Perhaps Mr. Learning's company may be plea- sant for a change ! " cried Dick. " I hear that he gives lots of presents to his friends, and makes them both rich and great. It would be a stupid thing, after all, to spend all one's life in gathering wild-flowers, or kicking up one's heels in the hay. I mean to be famous one day, and they say there's QO way of being so without the help of old Learning. 10 THE DAMB S DEPARTURE. There's Mr. Sharp that lives at the hall ; his beautiful house and gi'ounds, his carriages, horses and dogs, all came from Mr. Learning. I've heard of people who, when they were boys, were so poor that they hardly had bread to eat, whom Mr. Learning took under his care, and now they've lots of good things of every sort and kind. Sometimes they're asked to dine with the Lord Mayor of London, where they feast upon turtle and champagne — " Fat little Lubin opened wide both his eyes and mouth on hearing of this. " And sometimes," continued Dick, " they are actually invited to court, being high in the favour of the Queen." " I should like to go to court," said Matty, " and wear fine feathers and lace. But I wonder if Mr. Learning will think of doing such grand things for us." " We will see ! " cried the merry Dick ; " I'm resolved to get on in the world ! " and he turned head over heels at once, as a beginmng to his on- ward progress. " My children, it is time to go to rest," said the voice of Dame Desley at the door. " Remember to be up in good time in the morning, for my worthy friend Mr. Learning is to breakfast with me to-morrow." THE dame's DEPAETUEE. 11 Off went the children to bed. Dick lay awake for some time, thinking over what was before him, and when his merry eyes closed at last in sleep, the subject haunted him stUI He dreamed that he was climbing up a little hillock, made of nothing but books of all the colours of the rainbow — purple, and orange, and blue — and each book that he looked at had his name as its author in big gilt letters on the back. On the top of the hillock stood Mr. Learn- ing, holding a finely-bound volume ia one hand, while he held out the other to Dick to help him on in his climbing. Very proud and very joyful was the little boy in his dream as he clambered higher and higher, and thought what a famous figure he was going to make in the world ! But what was his delight when Mr. Learning placed the well-bound book in his hand, and on opening it he found that all its leaves were made of five-pound notes ! "Why, I shall be as rich as Croesus, and as famous as all the seven wise men of Greece put together ! " cried Dick, cutting a caper at the top of his hillock in such a transport of joy, that he knocked over the whole pile of books, just as if it had been a house made of cards, and came down flat on his face with such a bang, that it startled him out of his dream. CHAPTER IL MR. LEARNING AT BREAKFAST. PlTTLE Nelly, though weak and lame, was the first of the children to come down to the parlour in the morning to help her mother, Dame Desley, to lay the table for breakfast. The child felt a little frightened at the idea of the stranger guest, and doubted whether with all her best efforts she could ever please Mr. Learning. White were the round breakfast rolls — and whiter still the table-cloth on which they were laid ; and merrily sang the kettle on the hob, as the white steam rose from its spout. " Why are there two tea-pots ? " asked Matty, who had just come into the parlour, dressed out in the finest style, as a visitor was expected. ** The larger one is for us, my dear," said her mother, as she went to the cupboard for tea ; "and out of the little square-shaped one I shall help my friend Mr. Learning." MR. LEARNING AT BREAKFAST. 13 Matty was so cmious to know why Mr. Learn- ing should have a whole tea-pot to himself, that she kept hanging about the table, touching the plates, jingling the cups and saucers, and not notic- ing Dick and Lubin, who had just come into the room. Dame Desley filled the large tea-pot, first putting in tea, and afterwards hot water, after the usual fashion ; she then went again to the cupboard, and bringing out a dumpy stone bottle, to the amaze- ment of Matty filled the little tea-pot with ink. "Now, my dear," she said, turning to Nelly, who stood behind ready to help her, " bring from my desk a quire of foolscap paper, put it on yonder plate, and place a good steel pen beside it. Mr. Learning has a very peculiar taste ; instead of tea, toast and butter, he always breakfasts on paper and ink." " Paper and ink!" echoed all the children ; " what a very funny fellow he must be." "No wonder he's thin!" cried Lubin, opening bis round eyes very wide. " Hush ! here he comes," said Dame Desley, going herself to open the door for her honoured guest. Mr. Learning entered with a solemn air ; he was tall, thin, and grave. He had a forehead very 14 MR. LEAENINQ AT BREAKFAST. broad and very high, and was bald at the top of his head. Thick bushy brows overhung his eyes, which looked calmly through the spectacles which rested on his nose, and a long beard descended from his chin. The children received their mother's guest each in a different way. Dick, who had made up his mind that Mr. Learning would procure for him for- tune and fame, gave him such a long hearty shake that it seemed as if the boy meant to wring off his hand ! Lubin, with a pouting air, held out his fat fist when desired by his mother to bid the gentle- man "good-morning." Matty, hanging her head on one side with a very affected air, touched his fingers with the tips of her own. Poor Nelly, who was more shy and timid than the rest, dared not lift up her eyes as she obeyed her mother's com- mand ; but she was cheered when the formidable Mr. Learning said in a pleasant voice, " I hope that we shall all be very good friends when we under- stand each other better." Then all sat down to breakfast. None of the children — except Lubin, who always thought eating and drinking a very important affair — could attend much to their meal, they watched with such sur- prise and amusement the movements of Mr. Learn- ing. Helping himself to his inky draught with a MR, LEARNING AT BREAKFAST. 16 pen, which he used instead of a spoon, he then de- voured sheet after sheet of foolscap paper with such evident relish, that Dick could hardly help bursting out into a laugh, and Matty was inclined to titter. Mr. Learning used a pen-wiper instead of a napkin, which saved Dame Desley's linen. He ate his breakfast with a thoughtful air, hardly speaking a single word, "When the repast was ended, all arose from the table, and the dame, with a sigh, prepared to bid a long good-bye to her children, ** I leave you under good care, my darlings," said she ; " and I expect on my return to find you wiser, happier, and better from the instructions of Mr. Learning, who will show you the little homes provided for you, and teach you how to furnish them. Mind that you do all that he bids you do ; work with cheerful good-will, you will then have reason all your lives to rejoice that you ever knew such a friend. And one more parting word, my children : beware all of the society of Pride ; I know that he is lurking about in this neighbour- hood, but keep him ever out of your homes." The children were sony to part with their mother ; lame Nelly was especially sorry. The tears rose into the little girl's eyes, but she hastily wiped them away, and tried to look cheerful and hopeful, that she might not sadden her mother. CHAPTER III. THE COTTAGES OF HEAD. OME with me, my young friends," said Mr. Learning, as soon as Dame Desley had departed ; "I will take you to the four little cottages that have been bought for you by your mother, and which you are, by my help, to furnish with all things needful." " A cottage all to myself — what fun !" exclaimed Dick, cutting a caper on the grass. Guided by Mr. Learning, the four children went on their way towards the villas of Head, four tiny dwellings that stood close together on the top of a hill, two looking to the east and two to the west. Nice little cottages they were, each with a small garden behind it. The two that fronted the west were thatched with golden-coloured straw, and the glass in the little windows was almost as blue as the sky. The two that looked to the east had Nelly could hardly see the stepping-stones through the thick leaves of the plant which she bore. y'"£c- 27. THE COTTAOES OF HEAD. 17 darker thatch and brown glass windows. The first were for Matty and Nelly, the others for Lubin and Dick. " Mine is the prettiest, much the prettiest cotr- tage !" exclaimed Matty, with a smile of delight ; "it ha the brightest thatch, and the whitest wall, and the most elegant shape besides !" "Mine is the biggest!" cried Dick with some pride. Now each of the cottages of Head had two little doors, the funniest that ever were seen ; they were just of the form of ears, and Matty's and Nelly's were almost hidden by the golden thatch above them. The children went in and examined the inside of the dwellings one by one. Each had four little rooms — parlour, bedroom, kitchen, and spare room. But the walls were quite rough and bare ; not a scrap of carpet covered the boards ; there were chimneys, it is true, but no grates were to be seen in the empty fireplaces. "Well," cried Dick, as with his companions he returned to the space between the cottages, in which they had left Mr. Learning standing, " I should be mighty sorry to have to live in such an unfurnished house !" " If it remain unfurnished it will be your own fault," replied Mr. Learning, as he drew from his 18 THE COTTAGES OF HEAD. pocket four purses, yellow, red, and pink, and blue " These are the magic purses of Time," he continued, " and most valuable gifts are they ; each of you shall possess one. Every morning you will find in them a certain number of pieces of silver and copper money, — men name them hours and minutes. A few you will employ in paying for your lodging and food in that large dwelling hard by, called Needful House, in which you may remain for a while until your cottages are fit to be lived in. Some of your hours and minutes you must spend on eveiy week- day in buying furniture for these little Heads in the town of Education." Dick caught eagerly at the yellow purse, and instantly began to count out the money. Eveiy bright coin had the stamp of a pair of wings on one side, with the motto, " Time files fast," and on the other side in raised letters the motto, " Use me well." Lubin and Matty took the red and pink purses with a careless air, as, like too many amongst us, they did not know their value. Lame Nelly veiy gratefully received the blue purse, with the hours and minutes in it. " And now," cried Dick, " where is this town of Education, for I'm in a desperate hurry to begin to furnish my Head ?" Mr. Learning moved a few steps to the right, and THE C0TTA0B8 OF HEAD. 19 pointed with his gold-headed cane to a spot where some smoke rising in the valley showed that a large town must be. " You can see it yonder through the trees," said the sage. "Oh, dear! it is a good way off!" said Lubin. " I hope that you don't expect us to travel there every day." " You must not only travel there," replied Mr. Learning, "but you must carry back the things which you purchase, without minding the trouble or fatigue. The way is very straight and direct. You must go down this hill, which is called Puzzle ; it is not long, but tolerably steep : you must cross the brook Bother which flows at the bottom, and then the shady lane of Trouble will take you right to the town." "And what must we do when we get there?" asked Dick. " Your first care, of course, must be to paper your rooms ; each one must do that for himself The paper you will buy with your money from the deco- rators, Messrs. Reading and Writing ; their house is the first that you will reach when you come to the end of the lane. Then you will doubtless look out for grates, and other needful articles of hardware ; they may be had at reasonable prices from Mr. SN> THE OOTTA.GKS OF HEAD. Arithmetic, the ironmonger. Mr, History, the car- pet-manufacturer, has a large assortment to show ; and General Knowledge, the carpenter, keeps a wonderful variety of beds, tables, and chairs, of every quality and size." " And our gardens, too, will want looking after," cried Dick. " Mr. Geography, the nurseryman, wiU help you to lay them out according to the newest design. You, my young friends," continued Mr. Learning, turning towards the two little girls, "who have garden walls with a western aspect, on which the fruit-trees of needlework can grow, must buy plants from Mrs. Sewing, whose white cottage you plainly can see, just at the other side of the brook, near where those weeping willows are dipping their branches in the stream." " We shall have lots to do with our money," sighed Lubin. "But quite enough of money for all that you require, if you only do not throw it away, nor let some quick-fingered thief like Procrastination steal away your treasure of Time," replied Mr, Learning with a smile. " Think of the pleasure which it will give your mother if she find each of you, on her return six months hence, comfortably settled in a well -furnished house of your own ! If any addi- THE COTTAGES OF HEAD. 21 tional motive for exertion be needed, know that when your motiier comes back, I will present a beautiful silver crown of Success to whichever of you four shall have best employed your money in furnishing your garden and house." "That crown shall be mine!" thought Dick; " m win it and wear it too ! " " I shall certainly never get a crown," said Nelly Desley half aloud ; " it is quite enough for me if my mother be pleased with my cottage!" A fear was on the little girl's mind that she should manage her shopping very badly, and she hoped that the brook would be shallow, as she could see no bridge across it. " I shall take my time about this furnishing," said Lubin, as soon as Mr. Learning had taken his departure, promising to return some day to watch the progress of his charges, Lubin, though not lame like Nelly, was heavy and slow in his move- ments, and often Avas laughed at by Dick for his great dislike to trouble. " My cottage looks so pretty outside," said silly little Matty, shaking her fair locks, "that I almost think it would do without any furnishing at all." CHAPTER TV. PLAIN- WORK AND FANCY-WORK. ^'LL take the measure of my walls at once," cried Dick, " and see what quantity of paper I shall have to buy from Mr, Read- ing. Shall I look after yours too?" and he turned good-naturedly to his sisters. " Please do, dear Dick," replied Nelly. " I shall leave Master Lubin to measure his own ', a lazy young urchin like him would not move a finger if he could help it ; I would not give one of my minutes for his chance of winning the crown of Success !" " I shall do very well," gi'umbled Lubin, not much pleased at the cutting remark. "Matty, dear," said Nelly to her sister, "as we have something to buy that our brothers have not — and plants of needlework, mother says, are best when put in at the beginning of spring — had we uot better set ofi* at once and buy what Mr. Learn PLAIN- WORK AND FANCY-WORK. 23 ing recommended ? Mrs. Sewing does not live far off; we might carry up our needlework plants be- fore our brothers are ready to start with us for the town of Education," "You are always in a huiTy !" cried Matty. "It is because I am lame," replied Nelly meekly ; " as I can never go fast, I am obliged to make up for my slowness by starting early." " Well, it's a fine bright morning, and it's rare fun to have a mn down hill !" cried Matty, "so I am quite willing to go." Off she flew like a bird, her long ringlets stream- ing behind her, and her meny laugh was borne back by the wind to Nelly, who, at a much slower pace, walked carefully down the hill. As Matty, however, took to chasing a bright butterfly, which led her quite out of her way, Nelly was the first to reach the brook which flowed at the bottom of the hUI. To her great comfort she found that there were stepping-stones across it, so that there was no need that she should wet her feet with the waters of Bother. Mrs. Sewing's house was also quite near, so that there was little trouble in reaching it. The good woman herself was outside her door, occupied in training a large plant of needlework over her porch. "Good -morning," said Nelly, who had slowly 24 PLAIN- WOEK AND FANOY-WORK. picked her way over the stepping-stones of the brook. " Good-moming," repeated Matty, who had rushed on, out of breath with her haste, that she might not be behind her sister. Mrs. Sewing was a prim little dame, dressed in a curious garment of patchwork, with a necklace of small round pin-cushions hanging almost as low as her waist. Instead of her own hair she wore a most singular wig, made entirely of skeins of cotton and wool, which hung a long way down her back. She received her young customers with a low formal courtesy, and said with a smile as she turned from the one to the other, — " That girl is wise, and worth the knowing, Who in life's spring-time comes to sewing." "Mrs. Sewing," said Matty, who could hardly refrain from laughing at the funny appearance of the prim old lady, " we've come to buy plants of needlework from you to train up our garden walls. We've plenty of money to buy them with," — here she jingled her hours and minutes, — " so pray show us your stock directly, for we're in haste to begin our planting." With another courtesy Mrs. Sewing made leply, — " I've Running-up and Felb'ng-down, And Hemming for a lady's gown. PLAIN-WOEK AND FANOY-WORK. 25 I've Button-hole, and Herring-bone, And Stitching, finest ever known ; I've Whipping that will canse no crying, And Basting, never source of sighing ; For good Plain-work, there's no denying, is always worth a woman's trying." " I don't much admire these Plain- work plants," said Matty, with rather a discontented air ; " their blossoms are so miserably small, the leaves are so big, and the stems are all set with thorns, just &s sharp as needles. You have something yonder a thousand times prettier, with flowers of every hue, and in such lovely little pots !" and Matty pointed as she spoke to a row of plants of Fancy-work, that were at no great distance. Again Mrs. Sewing courtesied and replied, — " I've Knitting, Netting, Crochet, Tatting, I've Bead-work, German- work, and Plaiting, I've Tent-stitch, Cross-stitch, Stitches varioos To show ofiF patterns multifarious ; Round Fancy-work each lady lingers. So please your taste and ply your fingers." " There now ! " exclaimed Matty, who, followed by Nelly, had eagerly run to the Fancy-work row ; " was ever anything so pretty as this ! Every blossom like bunches of beads that glitter so brightly in the sun! This, this is the plant for my money ; and then it is so easy to be carried ! " 26 PLAIN- WORK AND FANCY-WORK. Nelly also looked with great admiration on the beautiful flower, and felt greatly inclined to choose one like it. She knew that she had not hours enough to purchase all that she might like, and it was quite natural in a little girl to wish for what was pretty and pleasant. But a thought crossed the lame child's mind, and laying her hand on Matty's arm, she whispered in her sister's ear : " Don't you remember, dear, how fond mother is of the fruits of Plain- work ; we've heard her say many a time that no Fancy-work in the world is half so much to her liking. Now mother will come back to us again when the fruit will have had time to ripen ; pretty blossoms are nice to look at ; but the great thing, after all, is the fruit." " I'm not going to plague myself with that stupid Plain-work," cried Matty, shrugging her shoulders ; " but it may do for you ! " She said this in so scornful a tone that it brought the colour to Nelly's pale cheek. " Why should I mind ? " thought the lame little girl ; "I know that mother likes Plain-work best ; she values things that are useful rather than those that are pretty ; and oh, I'm so glad that she does 80, or what would become of me ! " So Matty purchased the pretty ornamented creeper, with its clusters of bright-coloured beads, PLAIN-WORK AND FANCY-WORK. 27 and Nelly took a fine thriving plant of Plain-work, to train up her garden walL Then both took leave of Mrs. Sewing, who, smiUng and courtesying to the girls, bade them farewell in these words, — " Pleasure and profit both attend ye, Sewing ever shall befriend ye ! " Matty's plant was in a small light pot, and she easily carried it across the brook ; then turning, she looked back at her sister, who could hardly see the stepping-stones through the thick leaves of the plant which she bore. Nelly's pot was also very heavy, and before she could reach the shore, her lame foot slipped on a stone, and she fell splash into the waters of Bother. The stream was very shallow, so there was no danger of her being drowned, but the shock, the tumble, and the wetting were anything but agree- able. It was very unkind in Matty to stand, as she did, laughing at her poor lame sister, as she floundered in the brook of Bother, still grasping her pot of Plain-work. " Oh, dear, dear ! how the thorn-needles are pricking my fingers ! " gasped Nelly. " Then let go — throw the stupid Plain- work away," cried Matty. 28 PLAIN-WORK AND FANCY-WORK. But Nelly had too brave a spirit for that. She knew that what was worth acquiring was worth bearing, and she would not be discouraged by a trifle. I wish that some of my little readers who sit pouting and fretting over a seam, crying over a broken needle, or a prick on a tiny finger, could have seen Nelly when, with repeated efibi'ts, she scrambled out of the brook, with Plain-work safe in her grasp. The two girls now made their way up the hill of Puzzle, on their return to the cottages of Head. Matty, eager to plant her pretty creeper, greatly outstripped her sister, as she had done when they at first had set out. But with patient, uncomplain- ing labour, Nelly Desley plodded on her course, and before long both Plain-work and Fancy-work were safely transplanted into the ground by the wall at the back of the gardens. CHAPTER V. MR. ALPHABET. )OW we're all ready to set off to Messrs. Reading and Writing," cried Dick, as the four children stood together on the slope of the hill ; I vote we have a race — one, two, three, off and away ! " and dashing forward like a young stag, he rushed down the hill, distancing even Matty, and with the force of his own rapid descent cleared brook Bother at a bound. Nelly could. not help clapping her hands. "I should have thought," observed fat Lubin, who had kept at her side, " that you, of all people in the world, would have hated this silly racing, and disliked to see any one go at so desperate a pace." " Why should I dislike it ? " asked the lame child ; " I would go at a great pace too, if I only were able." 30 MR. ALPHABET. " But when you are lame, does it not vex you to be so distanced by others ? " Nelly hesitated a little before she replied, " Some- times, I own, it does vex me a little ; but then I am comforted when I think that as long as I do my best I should be only glad that others can do better." Lubin and Nelly came up with their brother and sister at the cottage of Mrs. Sewing ; for Dick, who was in a merry mood, had stopped there to help the old dame to transplant a fine slip of Fancy- work, and Matty was standing laughing beside him " See how well he does it ! " she cried. " I wonder that he is not ashamed to use his fingers like a girl ! " exclaimed Lubin, who was himself remarkably clumsy, Mrs. Sewing turned round with a smile and a courtesy. " Better the fingers thu3 employing Than in fighting, fidgeting, or destroying," observed she. Dick looked up and laughed. " I'll soon prove to you, my lad," he cried, " that hands that can ground a pretty slip of German work, are ready and fit for something harder," and he squared up to- wards Lubin with clenched fists, and such a merry look of defiance, that his brother was more than MR. ALPHABET. 31 convinced by the sight, and trotted off along the lane of Trouble, at a much brisker pace than usual. " We'll go after the plump one," cried Dick, " or he'll arrive at Mr. Reading's before us." Along the lane they all went. The weather had been dry of late, and the road was not so muddy as usual. Indeed the walk was so agreeable that Dick remarked that " trouble is a pleasure." It was not long before the four young householders found themselves at the door of Messrs. Reading and Writing. Their shop was a very large and handsome one ; indeed a finer and better was not to be seen in the whole town of Education, on the outskirts of which it stood. It was separated into two divisions, over the first and principal of which Mr. Reading himself presided. A great variety of papers for walls were displayed in the large glass windows, and when the children peeped in they saw a vast number more in the shop. " Well, here's a fine choice ! " exclaimed Matty, in pleased surprise ; " I think that one might spend half one's life in the shop of Mr. Reading, and always find out something pretty and new." "But where is Mr. Reading himself?" cried Lubin ; "and how are we to get through this iron grating which shuts us out from the shop ? " 32 MR. ALPHABET. His last question was answered by the funniest little dwarf that ever was seen, who popped out from behind the counter, and with a large iron key in his hand came toddling up to the grating. He was just twenty-six inches high, and had a head almost as big as the rest of his body. " I say, little chap, will you let us in ? " said Dick, rapping on the iron bars. " I'm not accustomed to be spoken to after that fashion," cried the dwarf angrily; "my name is not ' little chap,' but ' Mr. Alphabet,' though some dare to caU me A B C. I ought to be treated with respect, for I am several thousand years old." " You've been wondrously slow then in your growth," laughed Lubin ; " I think I could jump over your head." " It's easier said than done," grumbled Alphabet, casting up a glance of scorn at the boy, whose fat figure was not formed for jumping ; " and I should advise you to have a care how you provoke me by any boasting or insolent language. I am both strong and bold, and I come of an ancient race. My father was an Egyptian, or a Phoenician, or — " " Never mind your father just now, my good fellow," cried Dick; "just turn your key in the lock, and let us into the shop of Mr. Reading." " You don't suppose that I'm going to let you MR. ALPHABET. 33 pass without paying toll," growled Alphabet ; " I always expect a fee of some of the money of Time." " Let us in," cried Lubin, kicking the giating. " You may kick till you're tired," said the gruffy little dwarf; "no one gets to Mr. Reading without paying toll to Mr. Alphabet, his highly respectable porter." " Let's give him his fee and be done with it," cried Matty, hastily pulliug out her purse. Seeing that there was no use in refusing, as Alphabet had the key of the gate, each of the chil- dren now produced some money, Dick giving less than the others. Alphabet took the bright hours with a merry grin, as he swung back the iron gi'at- ing ; but when Lubin was about to pass in, the dwarf planted liiniself in the way. " You said that you could jump over my head ; just try." " I don't just think that I could," said Lubin, who was daunted by the manner of the dwarf. " Now, for your stupid boast," growled Alphabet, " I win not aUow you to pass till you've paid twice as much as the others have done ; " and as he spoke he half closed the gi'uting in Lubin's face. " You can't keep me out now you've unlocked it." cried Lubin (who was, however, still on tho 34 MR. ALPHABET. outside, having been as usual behind-hand), and he tried to push the gate open. " Push away," said the dwarf with a grin. But poor Lubin soon found to his cost that Alphabet was strong as well as little, and quite able to hold his own against any amount of pushing. "Won't you help me?" cried Lubin to Dick; the fat boy was getting quite red with his efforts, " Oh, nonsense ; fair play is a jewel ! " exclaimed Dick ; " you must fight it out for yourself. If you can't master little A B C, a precious poor creature you must be." " Pay double toll, or I'll never let you in ! " shouted the passionate dwarf. There was no help for it ; poor Lubin was obliged to pull out his money ; and Alphabet, with a grin of triumph, at last allowed him to enter. " Is Mr. Reading at home ? " asked Dick. " He is just within," said the dwarf; " if you'll look over the papers for a minute, I'll go and tell him that you are waiting." CHAPTER VI. MR. reading's fine SHOP. *ELL, Mr. Reading keeps a splendid assort- ment indeed ! " exclaimed Dick, looking round the immense shop with delight. " There are such lots of fine papers here that the only difficulty will be which to choose ! " " I know what I will choose ! " cried Matty ; "that paper all covered with pretty little fairies ! " " It is but a poor paper ; I cannot in conscience recommend it for wear," said Mr. Reading, who at that instant made his appearance from an inner part of the shop. " Oh, but it is channing ! " cried Matty ; " I should care for no paper like that." " And I see what I like best ! " exclaimed Dick ; " there's the jolliest paper that ever was made ; don't you see it, up in that comer ? — sets of cannibals dancing round a fire ! " 36 MB. reading's ffne shop. " That's the Robinson Crusoe pattern," observed Mr. Reading, "a great favourite with young cus- tomers of mine." "That's the paper for my money!" cried Dick ; " I never saw anything more to my mind ! " Nelly and Lubin then chose their patterns, the former thinking what would please the taste of her mother, the latter what would cost least of his Time money ; for the lazy rogue grudged every hour that he gave to reading. A difficulty came into Nelly's mind. " We are to paper our rooms ourselves," said she ; " how can we do so, having nothing with which we can fasten the paper on firmly ? " "I've the paste of Attention at your service," said Reading ; " you will find nothing more certain to stick on a paper than that. You shall cany home a can of it to-day." "And there is another thing which we must remem- ber," observed Lubin, who had a sensible and reflecting mind, though too lazy to make much use of it; "as our walls are higher of course than ourselves, we must have a ladder to lift us to the higher parts of them." "I can supply that want also," cried the ready Mr. Reading, who seemed to take pleasure in serving his young guests ; " I've the magic ladder of Spell- ing, and I am willing to let it on hire." MR. reading's fine SHOP. 37 " Let's see this ladder," said Dick. At a word from his master, Alphabet, the stout little dwarf, withdrew into an inner part of the dwelling, and soon re-appeared, lugging with him a ladder which was three times as long as himself. "This is a very curious and ingenious ladder," remarked Mr. Reading, " and quite worthy of your closest observation. You see that on the under part of each step is a sentence quite perfectly spelt ; but this, of course, cannot be seen when the ladder is placed by a wall. On the upper part appears the same sentence, but with many a blunder in it to tr}' your powera of recollection. You must study the ladder well before you attempt to mount it, and get the right spelling fixed in your mind, so as to make no mistakes. Then, before putting your foot upon any step, you must spell the sentence upon it ; if you coiTect every blunder, the wood will be finii as a rock ; but if you leave a single fault unnoticed, one little letter misplaced, the step will give way under your weight, and land you flat on the floor." " What a horrible ladder ! " exclaimed Lubin ; " it seems to have been expressly contrived to break the neck of every one who is so silly as to mount it." "It only needs care in the using," replied polite Mr. Reading, unable to suppress a quiet smile ; while Alphabet, who thought it a capital joke, burst into 38 MR. READINGS FINE SHOP. a loud laugh. " I confess that the ladder of Spelling has been the cause of many a tumble ; but still it is an excellent ladder, — the trees of which it was made grew beside our own stream of Bother." "Anyone might have guessed that!" muttered Lubin, rubbing his head with a disconsolate air, as if he already felt the bumps produced by the ladder of Spelling. " Let's see these funny sentences on the steps," said Dick, " that we are forced to spell so finely. Such a comical ladder as this will make the papering of our walls a very slow affair." As my readers may be cuiious to know whether they could have mounted the ladder without any step breaking beneath them, I will give them a few of the sentences to correct at their leisure. I write the faulty words in italics, though I hope that it is not needful to do so. I hav to ants, too unkels to, The kindest wons I ever new. Except this presint, nevew deer, I am sow glad to here your hear. Gals sow shurts, and boys sew beetis, Labour is scene in various seens. I eat ate appels at a fate. Then took my Ici'f and warked home strait. MR. READING'S FINE SHOP. 39 The winds they blue ; the sky was blew ; Tom, as they dashed the oshan threw, Write overbored a poney through. Our sovrin rains in joy and piece ; The summer reigris our crops increese ; The weery horse from rain release. "I tell you what I'll do," said Lubin, after thoughtfully surveying the ladder from the top to the bottom ; " I'll get good-natured little Nelly to stand below while I'm climbing the steps, and she shall call out to me the right spelling, so that I shall be certain to make no blunder." Polite Mr. Heading shook his head. " Each must master the diflficulty for himself," he replied; "not a single ptep would keep firm were there any attempt at such prompting," Poor Lubin heaved a sigh like a groan. " Who's afraid ! " exclaimed Dick ; " the greater the difficulty the greater the glory of mounting to the top of the ladder ! Just roll up our papers, Mr. Reading, we'll carry them under our arms. The girls will take charge of the can of paste, and as for this remarkable ladder, Lubin and I will contrive to bear it between us. Thus loaded, the little party passed again through the iron grating. Dick walked first, with a confi- dent air, holding one end of the ladder of Spelling, while Lubin, gi'umbling and sighing, supported the 40 MR. reading's fine SHOP. other end. Nelly followed with the can of Atten- tion, for Matty was too much engaged in looking at and admiring her pretty fairy paper to think of her lame little sister. Mr. Reading, the most polite and agi'eeable of shopkeepers, bade them farewell with a bow ; and Little Alphabet shouted after Lubin, " When you can manage to get to the top of the ladder of Spelling without tumbling down on your nose, I'll give you free leave to come back and jump over mv head if you Hko it ' " CHAPTER VII. THE LADDER OF SPELLING. •HAT a jolly pleasant fellow old Reading is ! " cried Dick, as they jogged along. " Well enough," replied Lubin, jerk- ing his shoulder, " if he had not plagued us with this hateful ladder, and did not keep such a covetous, impudent little poi-ter as that ugly old dwarf A B C" " I did not see much harm in the dwarf," laughed Dick ; " the best fun I ever had in my life was see- ing you pushing on one side of the gate, and the little chap pushing on the other. Alphabet was too hard for you, Lubin, my boy, though he is such a mite of a man." The observation made Lubin rather sulky, and he said nothing till, having passed through the lane of Trouble, the party stopped by the brook of Bother. "I'm afraid, Lubin," observed Dick, "that an awkward fellow like you may miss your footing if 42 THE LADDER OF 8PKLUNO. attempting to cross while carrying a weight on youi shoulder. You go first, unburdened, and then I'll easily stretch out the end of the ladder for you to catch hold of." Lubin did not wait to be twice invited to put down his tiresome burden. He flung down his end of the ladder, went across the stepping-stones at once, and then, without so much as turning to look at his companion, began to walk fast up the hill. " Holloa ! stop ! where are you going ? " shouted Dick. Lubin only quickened his pace. " The lazy rogue means to leave me to carry this ladder all by myself ! " exclaimed Dick, in high in- dignation. " I wish that I could help you, dear Dick," said Nelly; "but I'm lame, and — " "And you've been carrying the can all the way, till your face is quite pale with fatigue. I wonder that that saucy puss Matty is not ashamed of treat- ing you so." "I was so busy with my fairies that I forgot," began Matty. " Ah, well ; take the can now and remember. And as for the ladder — " Without finishing hia sentence, to the surprise of the girls, Dick suddenly THE LADDEE OF SPELLING. 43 turned round, and walked back several paces. His object soon became plain ; he was giving himself room for a run. Once more he rushed forward with a bound, and, laden as he was with ladder and with paper, was over the brook in a moment. "There's a jump ! " he exclaimed, his face flushed less with the effect, than with the pride which he felt in having accomplished such a feat ; " depend on't, a boy who can leap like that won't soon be turned back in life's long race by any difficulty or trial. I only wish that Mr. Learning could have seen me take that jump." Nelly's admiration of her brother's remarkable powers was a little damped by a fear that arose in her mind when she saw how he gloried in them. Nelly was very fond of Dick, but she could not help thinking that she would rather have seen him con- quer his pride than jump over half-a-dozen Bothers. Slowly and thoughtfully the little girl passed over the brook, and Matty, who was now carrying the can, brought up the rear of the party, "Dick," said Matty, when she had joined her brother, " I wonder that you did not lay the ladder of Spelling across the stream, and make a bridge of it at once." " I was too wary a bird for that," laughed Dick, " You know I've not yet mastered that awkward 44 THE LADDER OF SPEUJNO. spelling, and if I'd put my foot upon a step, I should just have gone souse into Bother." " Oh, I quite forgot ! " exclaimed Matty. " You seem to have a trick of forgetting," said her brother ; " you forget that your can of Attention is full, and you swing it to and fro as you walk, so that you spill it at every step. You had better give it up again to Nelly." " How Lubin trots up the hill ! " cried Matty. "I never thought that he could get on so favst." " He knows pretty well what he has to expect when I get up with him ! " cried Dick, who was indignant at his brother's desertion ; " I mean to give the fat rogue such a thrashing as he never had before in his life ! " "Oh no, dear Dick!" exclaimed Nelly. "I am sure that you had better forgive and forget." " I don't see why I should," rejoined Dick. " There are a great many reasons," said Nelly, who never suffered an angry or revengeful feeling to rest in her heart ; "we know that it is noble and right to forgive, and to do as we would be done by; and has not dear mother a thousand times told us to live in love and kindness together ? " " But he played me such a shabby trick ! " ex- claimed Dick. " Yon must remember, dear brother, that Lubin THE LADDEB OF 8PELUNG. 45 Lb not so strong as you are, and cannot bear a weight with such ease." " No ; you're right there ! " cried Dick proudly, raising the ladder of Spelling with one hand above his head, to show the might of his arm. Nelly saw that her brother was getting into better humour, and ventured to say something more, "There is another reason why you should forgive Lubin. Poor Lubin has also, perhaps, something to forgive and forget." " I never ran off and left him in the lurch." " No," replied Nelly, in a very gentle tone ; " but when he was in trouble with Alphabet, you burst out laughing instead of helping him. I don't think, dear Dick, that you know what pain you give by your way of joking and mocking at othera who can't do as much as yourself." " Have I ever pained you, Nelly?" " Sometimes," replied the child, Dick was silent for a few minutes. He was re- calling to mind times when he had ridiculed hia gentle little sister for her lameness — the slow pace which she could not avoid. He felt ashamed of his ungenerous conduct, and willing to make some amends. " It was too bad in me to hurt you, Nelly, who never gave pain to any one ; so, for your sake, this time T'll consent to forgive and forgot." 46 TUK LADDER OF SPELLING. While this conversation went on, the brother and sisters had walked half-way up the hill, and, before many minutes had passed, they had all arrived at their group of cottages. Dick kept his word to Nelly, and took no further notice of the desertion of Lubin, than by saying, with a laugh, when first they met, " You went up the hill at such a pace, my fine fellow, that one might have thought that you fancied the terrible Alphabet following close at your heels." Lubin looked rather sulky, but was glad to be 80 easily let oflf; he was not aware that he owed Dick's forbearance to the kindly ofiices of peace- maker Nelly. As the day was now far advanced, the children resolved not to begin their papering work till the morrow. Tliey went to the house Needful, where they were to have their board and lodging for a short time, till their cottages should be a little fur- nished. They were all rather tired with their day's exertions, and none but Dick felt disposed to take a stroll in the evening. CHAPTER VJII. BREAKING DOWN. [HE fii-st care of Matty and Nelly in the morning, after they had taken their break- fast, was to water their needle-work plants. " I can't think," said Matty to her sister, " how you could be so silly as to choose that ugly Plain-work, — I'm sure there's not a bit of beauty in it. "I wait for the fruit," said Nelly meekly. "It does not climb high Like mine, to adorn the walls ; it creeps heavily along the ground. It is such a mean-looking plant." " We shall not think it mean in the season of ripening," observed Nelly. " Ah, here comes Lubin ! " cried Matty; "he was late for breakfast, as usual Good-morning, my lazy brother. Do you know what has become of Dick?" "Not I," answered Lubin, with a yawn. " Perhaps he has been working at his cottage 48 BREAKING DOWN. already," said Nelly, "and has been studying the ladder of Spelling. Just wait till I fetch the can of paste — we'll put Attention into several little pots, and all begin papering our walls together." Nelly soon brought the paste, which she had kept during the night at house Needful. As Lubin and his sisters went towards the group of cottages, they heard the cheerful voice of Dick calling to them from the inside of his own. " Come in here with you, and I'll show you some- thing worth the seeing." "Why, Dick," exclaimed Matty, who was the first to enter, " you don't mean to say that you have papered half your parlour already !" " I don't say it, but you may see it," said Dick. "What wonderful progress you have made !" " I should say that I have," returned Dick, with a mighty self-satisfied air, as he looked around his parlour, already quite gay with the Robinson Crusoe pattern. "I've done more, too, than you can see," he added, striking his hand on the ladder of Spell- ing, which he had placed by the wall ; " I've learned every sentence in this ladder as perfectly as any man can learn them, and can now climb to the very top with the greatest safety and ease." Matty and Lubin looked on their clever brother BREAKING DOWN. 48 with eyes in which admiration seemed mixed with a little envy. " But how could you paper the room without paste?" exclaimed Nelly; "I had charge of the whole supply." "My dear simple sister," replied Dick, "you don't suppose that all the paste in the world is held in your can, or that no other kind is to be had. I took a stroll yesterday evening with my acquaint- ance, young Pride, and he told me of a first-iate paste called Emulation, showed me where to get it, and helped me to lay in a capital store. You've no notion how pleasantly it made me get on with my work. I believe I shall paper all my four rooms before you have finished a single one of yours." " Oh, let me have some of your pastel" cried Matty. " Have it and welcome," said Dick ; "it's cheap, and there's plenty for all. I don't know what ia making our little Nelly look so serious and grave." " Oh, Dick," said the child, in a liesitating tone, " did not dear mother warn us to have nothing to do with Pride?" "He's a jolly good fellow !" cried Dick. " But mother forbade us to keep company with him." "Really, Nelly," said Dick, rather sharply, "I'm old enoug'. to choose my own ftiends." 60 BEKAKING DOWN. " But if Pride should prove to be not a friend but an enemy ? Oh, dear brother, I should be afraid to use anything that Pride recommends." Dick burst into a laugh. " Use what you like, poor, patient, plodding little pussy ; leave me to follow my own ways. You've not resolved, as 1 have, to win the crown of Success. You were never made to shine, unless it be like some little taper, giving its quiet light in a cottage ; while I mean to dazzle the world some day, like the erup- tion of a splendid volcano." " A precious lot of mischief you may do," observed Lubin ; " better be a sober taper in a cottage, that cheers and gives light to some one, than a blazing volcano, that makes a grand show indeed, but leaves ruins and ashes behind it." "Every one to his liking!" cried Dick, nimbly mounting the ladder, and spelling over the sentences so fast that his hearers could hardly follow him. Doubtless he meant to show off his talent, but, in his eagerness to be admired, he forgot — who can wonder that he did so ? — the right spelling of one little word. Down he fell crack on the floor, the moment that he put his foot on the poney ! Up jumped Dick in a second, not hurt indeed, but a good deal mortified, especially as Lubui laughed, and Matty began to titter. BREAKING DOWN. SI " Here we go up, up, up, Here we go down, down, down, oh I Thiit is clever Dick's way Of winning the silver crown, oh 1" cried Liibin, bis fat sides shaking with mirth. "I would not stand that from him 1 " exclaimed a voice from without, and the shadow of Pride, a beetle-browed, black-haired, ill-favoured lad, now darkened the doorway of Dick, "I'll stand no impudence!" cried Dick in a pas- sion, and, dashing with clenched fist up to Lubin, he knocked him down with a blow. "Give it him well '" shouted Pride. But Nelly rushed forward in haste, and threw herself between her two brothers. "Oh, don't, don't!" she cried in distress; "remember our mother, remember the love which we all should beai to one another ! It was wrong in Lubin to laugh — but oh, please — please don't beat him any more." " I'll beat him in another way !" exclaimed Dick, who was, perhaps, a little ashamed of having struck his younger brother; "I'll beat him at climbing this ladder, — one fall shall never daunt me!" and once more he ascended the steps, spelling without a single blunder, till, on the very topmost round, he waved his hand in triumph. "I hope you're not hurt?" whispered Nelly to Lubin, who was slowly rising from the ground. 52 BREAKING DOWN. The boy turned gloomily away. " You don't want her, do you, to cuddle and pel you as if you were a great big baby ? " said Pride. " I wonder you don't go to your own cottage, and shut yourself up quietly there." " I'll go and have nothing more to do with any of them," muttered Lubiu, pushing Nelly aside, and leaving the cottage of Dick in a mood by no means amiable. Nelly sighed ; and as it appeared that she could at present be of no more use to her brothers, she quietly took her portion of Attention, and went to paper her own little room. I shall not tell of all her difficulties and troubles, nor how, when using the ladder of Spelling, she found it several times give way, and drop her down on the floor. The process of learning is a slow one, as every one is likely to know who has done enough of the papering work to be able to read this book ; — and as for that troublesome ladder, A. L. 0. E. will not venture to say that she has never had a tumble from it herself I need only mention, as regards lame Nelly, that in the end, after days and weeks of patient labour, her house was very neatly papered indeed. Matty had far less trouble. The ladder of Spell- ing seemed made on purpose to suit her convemence; BREAKING DOWN. 53 she mounted the steps with greater ease than even the active Dick could do. Her walk were soon covered with fairies ; but, as Lubin observed, no one could think the cottage of Head well furnished with a paper so poor and thin, — you could almost see the bricks through it. Matty was, however, well pleased ; and even, in the blindness of self-love, had some Hopes of the silver crown. Pride flattered her skill and her quickness, and was always a welcome guest at her cottage as well as in Dick's. Neither the brother nor the sister yet knew the evils that might arise from their using the paste of Emulation, And how fared poor Lubin meantime ? He worked slowly, by fits and starts, whenever the humour was on him, but it seemed to his brother and sisters as if his walls would never be papered. Nelly, after her own day's work, would carry the ladder to Lubin, but he constantly refused to use it. "What nonsense it is," he would angrily say, "to have words sounded in one way, and spelt in another. I wish that the fellow who made that ladder had been well ducked in the brook of Bother." " But as it has been made, and we've no other," observed Nelly, "would it not be wise to make the best of it ? " By her gentle persuasion Lubin more than once attempted to mount the first step, but it always 64 BRKAXING DOWN. gave way beneath him ; he never could remember,, of the to, too, and two, which was the right one to use. At last, catching up the ladder in despair, Lubiu flung it out of his door. " Let it go — I should like to break it to bits and make a bonfire of it ! " he cried ; "1 can paper my rooms without it." "Oh, no; not the upper parts," suggested Nelly. " I don't care for the upper parts, I'll leave them as they are," answered Lubin. " If the bricks and mortar are ugly, no one need look at them, say I." " But, Lubin," exclaimed Matty, who had just come in, "you wiU be quite ashamed of your house if it be furnished worse than a ploughboy's." " It wiU do veiy well," replied Lubin. " I hate this papering nonsense, and I wish tliat Mr. Learn- ing had been far enough away, rather than come to plague us poor children with his tiresome Heading and SpeUing ! " CHAPTER IX. MR. learning's visit. [T must not be supposed that during the time which it took to paper the cottages, other I things were neglected ; that Plain-work and Fancy-work were not watered, or that frequent shopping expeditions were not made to the town of Education. My history is by no means a journal of each day's proceedings, but only an account of some incidents that seem most worthy of note. I wish that I could tell my young readers that Dick frankly owned himself sorry for having knocked down poor Lubin. Perhaps he would have done so, for he had a kind and generous disposition, but for the evil influence of Pride. This dark companion was almost always now at the elbow of Dick, filling him with notions of his own importance, making him look down upon every one who was not so shai-p as liimself From cottage to cottage Pride moved, noM * 56 ME. LEARNTNG'S VISIT. putting in Lubin's mind gloomy, angry feelings to- wards his brother; now fiatteriug the vanity of Matty, till she thought herself a perfect model of beauty and almost too good to keep company with her lame little sister Nelly. Pride did not fail also to try to put evil into Nelly's heart, but she never would let him converse with her; she remembered the words of her mother, and shunned the dark tempter who leads so many astrav. " I wonder," said Pride one day to Matty as she was watering her Fancy-work plant, — "I wonder why a lovely young creature like you should not spend more of Time's money upon dress." Matty giggled and blushed, and said that she feared that there was not such a person as a good milliner to be found in all the town of Education. " Well," said Pride, " I think that I can help you to find one whom no one has ever excelled in this important line of business. There is a distant rela- tion of my own, Miss Folly, who is wonderfully quick with her fingers, and makes all sorts of elegant things. Lady Fashion has her so often with her at her fine town-house, that it is clear that she regards Miss Folly almost in the light of a friend, and would not know how to get on without her. Folly is par- ticularly anxious to employ her art in hiding any changes made by age. T have known an old lady MR. learning's visit. 57 dressed up by her with wig, rouge, and a low muslin dress, fastened up with bunches of roses, whom you really would have taken, at least at a distance, for some lovely young creature of twenty ! " "Oh, could you not introduce me to Miss Folly!" exclaimed Matty ; "if she could so beautify an ugly old lady, what would she do for a young girl like me!" " I will bring her here with the greatest pleasure," replied Pride; and glancing at Matty's dress, he added, " From the elegant style of your attire, I should have really imagined that you had long ago known Miss Folly." When Dick had almost finished his papering, and Matty was far advanced with hers, the children re- ceived one day a visit from Mr. Learning, who came to observe their progress. Nelly was so hard at work in her spare room, that she did not hear his step, and was a little startled when she felt a heavy hand laid on her shoulder. " Don't be afraid," said Mr. Learning kindly, " go quietly on with your work, ' Slow and sure ' is your motto, I see; what you do is done neatly and nicely." Nelly looked up with a pleased smile. She had never expected to receive a word of praise from the tall stately gentleman in black, who lived upon paper and ink. 58 MR LEARNINO*S VISIT. Mr. Learning then proceeded to Matty's cottage. Matty, who happened to be twining flowers in her beautiful hair, started up, and, in a little confusion, greeted her guardian with a courtesy. He glanced round the cottage for awhile in silence. Matty thought that he must be admiring the quick- ness with which she had papered her walls ; his first words disappointed her not a little. " You have made a great mistake in not choosing a better and stronger paper ; labour is thrown away upon this. However quickly you may get over your work, no one will ever think a dwelling well- furnished whose walls are covered with nothing but fairies." "Stupid, solemn, cross-grained old critic as he is!" thought Matty ; " I knew that he and I would never agree together. I paper my walls to please my own taste, and snap my fingers at Learning !" The grave guardian then stalked slowly across the little plot of ground which divided the boys' cottages from those of the girls. Though Dick's was just opposite to Matty's, Mr. Learning chose to cross over first to Lubin's. The boy, buried in a deep slumber, lay snoring upon the floor, quite unconscious tliat any one had entered. With great disgust Mr. Learning looked around on one of the most untidy rooms that his MR, LEAKNINU 8 VISIT. 59 eyes had ever beheld. It waa only papered to such a height as the arm of the fat boy could reach, and even the little that had been done had been finished in the very worst way. So small a quantity of the paste of Attention had been used, that the papei was already falling off; odd pieces were lying here and there, and the most careless observer must have seen that he was in the dwelling of a sluggard. Mr. Learning said nothing at all ; he did not even waken the sleeping boy, though he felt a little in- clined to give him a poke with his boot. The stately guardian took out from his pocket a piece of chalk, and wrote on the rough bricks above the paper, in letters half a foot high, the single word DUNCE, then turning round on his heel, he quitted the cottage of Lubin. It was perhaps intentionally that the sage had arranged to make his visit to Dick the last. Here there was much to satisfy and please his philosoj)hic eye, and Mr. Learning's grave face relaxed mto a smile as pleasant as if a whole dozen of copy-books had been spread out for dinner before him. " You're a clever fellow," said he ; and Dick made a very low bow, pleased but not at all sur- prised by the compliment. "I should not wonder if, some day," pursued Mr. 60 Mfi LKARNING'S VISIT. Learning, " I should be able to introduce you to my friends the Ologies." "Pray, who may they be?" asked Dick; "I never heard of them before." " They are of a remarkably superior family, that has been settled for a length of years in the higher part of the town of Education. There are a num- ber of brothers, and they are all remarkable men. There's— " The Ology, who keeps a religious library ; " Myth Ology, who deals in books describing the superstitions of heathen nations ; " Ge Ology, whoso collection of marbles, stones, various earths, and old fossils makes him famous ; " Phren Ology, who professes to tell the charac- ters of people by feeling the bumps on their heads ; " Chron Ology, who manufactures nails that are known by the name of dates ; " Conch Ology, who keeps a museum with a vast variety of shells ; " Entom Ology, who has another filled with butteriiies and other insects; " Ichthy Ology, whose taste leads him to make a collection of fish ; " Zo Ology, who has a large garden with all kinds of creatures in it." " What a very large family it is !" exclaimed Dick, MR. lrarning's visit. 61 who had begun to think that these Ologies would never come to an end. "I have not mentioned all," replied Learning. " But all are intimate friends of mine, and I invite them all every year to a feast in my house in London." "I wonder what you give thera to eat !" thought Dick, "and whether these Ologies have all your own taste for paper and ink!" He had a little awe for Mr. Learning, so did not utter the reflection aloud. " You shall know them all some day," continued the guardian ; " they will help you to fortune and to fame!" "Why not know them at once?" cried Dick. Mr. Learning smiled again; but this time hia smile was not so pleasant. " You are by far too young," he replied, "and have something else to think of at present. Your cottage is nearly papered, I see, but you have as yet not a single grate within it. "I'm going to the ironmonger's tliis very day," cried Dick; "there's no use in waiting for my brother and sisters, they are so slow at their work. I shall be hand and glove with all the Ologies be- fore Lubiu has covered his ugly bricks!" What was Mr. Learning looking at so attentively 62 MR. LEARNINO'S VISIT. through his spectacles, as Dick uttered this sounding boast? He had caught a glimpse of Pride, who, upon his entrance, had hidden himself behind the open door, and who was there listening to the con- versation between Dick and his guardian. " Let me give you one word of advice, my boy," said Mr. LeaiTiing, in a serious tone; "go to the town of Education as often as you will, and buy what you may, but never let Pride go with you. He is a safe companion for no one ; and the better that you are acquainted with me, the less cause you will find to cherish him ! " and with this quiet warn- ing, Mr. Learning quitted the cottage. " Ah, Pride ! " cried Dick, as the dark one sneaked out of his hiding-place behind the door ; " you find that the saying is true, ' Listeners never hear good of themselves.' " Pride looked offended and annoyed. "Never mind, old friend," continued Dick; "I won't attend to a word that he said, for I find you as pleasant a companion as any that ever I knew. I'm just going off' to the town to buy grates from Arithmetic the Ironmonger, and if you like to come with me, I can but say that you'll be heartily wel- come." Pride needed no second invitation, and the two soon started together. CHAPTER X. dick's mishap. *ESSRS. Aritlimetic and Mathematics were large manufacturers of ironware and , machinery of every kmd, of which they kept an immense assortment continually upon sale in a shop attached to the pre- mises. They were said to be near con- nections as well as partners in business. Mr. Arith- metic had the name of a hard man, who looked shai-ply after every farthing, though not quite so hard perhaps as his partner Mr. Mathematics. And yet his workmen, who were all called ciphers, One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight and Nine, never complained of their master. They said that they always received their just due, and as long as they kept in their own proper place, had never any reason to grumble. Mr. Mathematics was a great philosopher, and shut himself up a good deal, that he might have 64 dick's mishap. leisure to invent new and curious machines. He did not show himself to customers so often as Mr. Arithmetic, who was the soul of the business, keep- ing all ""he workmen in order, scarcely ever out of his shop, and ready to serve all the world. The Ironmongeiy establishment was on the top of a steep clifi' that rose on the right side of the town of Education, just beyond Mr, Reading's large shop ; and thither, on that fine summer's day, Dick and Pride wended their way. " We must go up here," observed Dick, as they reached a narrow staircase cut in the cHfF, and known by the name of the Multiplication stairs. I should not wonder if my readers had run up it many a time ; if so, I need not tell them that it consists of twelve flights of steps, with twelve steps in every flight ; that the first and second are so easy that a baby might almost toddle up them ; that the twc next are rather more steep, while the fifth is easier again ; that the seventh and eighth are perhaps the worst ; while the tenth flight quite tempts one to run, it is so delightfully smooth ! Dick was so active and vigorous a boy, that he mounted up to the top without even stopping to take breath. He had thence a fine view of the dis- tant landscape ; but what interested him most was to look down on the town which lay at his feet, and Miss Folly went jabbering on : " Just try that bonnet on your head." i''''s:e 73- DICK'S MISHAP. 6a Bee the gilded names of the different Ologies shin- ing on the fronts of their dwellings. There was Chemistry's beautiful shop too in view, with lovely- coloured glass ja7s in its windows ; and Botany's vast garden not far off; bright with the hues of a thousand flowers. A fine i)lace to look at, and a good place to dwell in, is this town of Education. An immense building was now before Dick, though rather dull and unattractive in appearance; the names of Messrs. Arithmetic and Mathematics were in large black letters over the door. Dick entered, followed by Pride, and viewed with astonishment the vast variety of iron utensils around him. He could scarcely stop to look at the simple grates, called sums, which were the things that he came for, his eye was attracted by so many articles more curious and more interesting. There were big rules of-three kettles, simple, inverse, and compound; reduction grindmg-machines, and tables of weights of every species and size. There were innumerable instruments of various kinds that were known by the name of fractions ; Dick did not exactly know their use, but they looked like instruments of torture. In an inner compartment of the place gi-eat machines were fizzing and whizzing, pistons rising and falling, wheels rolling and mmbling; that part belonged especiaUy to Mr. Mathematics, and many of his («6) 5 M DICK S MISHAP. partner's customers never entered that wing of the building. " What do you require here ? " said Mr. Arith- metic, a man dressed in iron-gi-ay clothes, with a face which looked dry and hard as one of his own kettles, above which was a shock of iron-gi-ay hair, which gave him rather a formidable appearance. " I want to buy four little grates, to put in my house," said Dick, standing with his hand on his hip, and speaking in an easy tone, to show that he was not afi-aid of Mr. Arithmetic. " I understand : my four first sums — Addition, Multiplication, Division, and Subtraction ; " and the learned ironmonger pointed to a pile of some hun- dreds of the articles required by Dick. " They are such simple, light little things," observed the boy, " that I'll carry off a couple with ease." "As far as mere weight goes," said Pride, "you might bear away all four at once ; but they are rather awkward to hold, and, if I understood you aright, you are obliged to carry all your purchases yourself." "Ay," observed Mr. Arithmetic with a grim smile, " when the Prince of Wales himself came to shop in our town, he was obliged to be his own porter. Governesses and tutors may pack up the loads, but the pupils have the carrying after all." dick's mishap. 67 " T certainly could manage two grates at once," observed Dick. " I would advise you to be content with one at a f.ime," said Arithmetic, "and come for the second to-morrow." "Pick me out four good ones, not too small," cried Dick, trying to speak with an air of command ; " I'll walk in further with my comrade, and have a look at yonder machines." " Don't go too near those in work," said Mr. Arith- metic to Dick ; " little boys may get into trouble if they meddle with things that they don't understand." " Perhaps I can understand rather more than he supposes," muttered Dick, walking with head erect, and nose in the air, and a sort of swaggering step, which he probably thought best suited for a genius. He passed on between rows of strange machines, whose use he could scarcely guess at ; but he was ashamed to show any ignorance while Pride was close at his side. At last Dick stopped before a turning-lathe, winch had been made by a man called Euclid, and watched with interest and surprise all the curious articles called problems, which a clever workman wfis every few minutes forming with the circular saw. " That does not look such hard work after all," said Dick; "the man has only to hold up the wood to 68 DICK 8 MISHAP. that curious whirling machine, and it cuts it right into shape in a second. I think that I could do that myself." " I should not advise you to try," said the work- man, as he stopped his lathe for a short time, to go and look for a piece of hard wood. Pride glanced meaningly at Dick, and the boy's foot was in a minute on the board whose motion turned the circular saw. " Give me that problem, I'll show you what I can do ! " cried the eager Dick to his prompter ; the next sound that he uttered was a yell, as the saw cut one of his fingers almost to the bone ! The cry drew Mr. Aiithnietic to the spot. " Is the hand off? " was his cold hard question. Poor Dick held up his bleeding finger. " You've got your lesson cheaply," said the iron- gray man; "you had better know your own powers a little better before you meddle with mattei-s like this. Wrap up your finger in your handker- chief, take up your grate, and be gone." Much mortified by his morning's adventure, poor Dick in silence obeyed, not making an attempt to burden himself then with anything but a simple sum of Addition. It would have been well indeed for the boy if the experience of that day had cured him of his foolish presumption, and made him give up the company of Pride, CHAPTER XI. MISS FOLLY. [H, dear ! how frightful this great big DUNCE looks upon my wall !" cried poor Lubin ; " and how shall I ever get rid of it ? It's always staring me in the face, and telling tales of me to every one that comes into the room ! What shall I do with the ugly thing ? " " Cover it over, dear Lubin," said Nelly, who felt for her brother's distress. "Does it not look hideous?" cried Lubin, look- ing round with a woe-begone face. " It does look hideous indeed, and, if I were you, I would paper it over directly. No one could see it then." "It's too high for me to reach," sighed Lubin, " Yes, unless you were to use — " Nelly hesitated, for she knew Lubin' s dislike to the ladder of Spelling. " I know what you mean," said Lubin gloomily ; "but I won't use that ladder just now. Perhaps — 70 MISS FOLLY. there's no saying — perhaps some day I may learn to spell without stumbling, and get rid of that hateful word DUNCE," " No time like the present," suggested little Nelly, with a smile. " Not to-day, I say ; I'm not in the humour ; I've no fancy for a tumble on the floor." " Plave you a fancy, then, to go with me to Mr. Arithmetic's, to get grates for our little fire- places ?" " That's where Dick cut his finger yesterdaj'' ? " "Yes; poor Dick!" exclaimed Nelly; "but we won't go so near to the machines." " I'll keep at arms' length from all problems," cried Lubin. " Well, if you are going to the iron- monger's shop, we may just as well go together. Is Dick to be of the party ? " "No," replied Nelly; "yesterday's mishap had made him rather dislike Arithmetic, though the accident did not happen in his part of the building. But I hope that Matty will come ; I was just going to invite her." Casting one more vexed glance at the great dunce on his wall, Lubin sallied forth from his cottage with Nelly. As they crossed over the little green space to Matty's door, they heard such a jabber of voices within her cottage, that one might have BfllSS FOLLY. 71 thought that the little dwelling was full of chatter- ing mag])ies. In the parlour appeared Matty on her knees, ex- amining with eager praises the contents of a large box of millinery open before her ; while, talking so fast that she could hardly be understood, a curious creature stood beside her, whose dress, manner, and appearance, amazed both Lubin and Nelly. The stranger was by nature very small and mean in appearance ; but she had puffed out lier dress with crinoline and hoops to a size so immense, that she half filled up Matty's little jmrlour, and it was hard to imagine how she had contrived to squeeze herself through the doorway. She had seven very full tlounces, each of a different colour, adorned with flowers and beads. Her waist had been pulled in very tightly indeed, till it resembled that of a wasp; and a quantity of gaudy jewellery shone on her neck and ai-ms. But tlie head-dress of Miss Folly — for this was she — was still more peculiar than her figure. An immense plume of peacock's feathers stuck up- right in her frizzled red hair, which was all drawn back from her forehead, to show as much as possible of her face. Her gi-eat goggle eyes were rolling about with a pei-petual motion to match that of her tongue ; and her cheeks, rouged till they looked like peonies, were dotted over with black bits of plaster 72 M188 FOLLY. I don't know, dear reader, whether Miss Folly be an acquaintance of yours ; if so, I hope that you will excuse my saying that, notwithstanding her rouge and her jewels, I consider her a perfect fright. But here let us make no mistake. I know that there are certain persons who confuse between Miss Folly and Miss Fun, and fancy that these are names for one and the same person. I assure you that this is not the case ; FoUv and Fun are perfectly distinct. I own that laughing, singing, playful little Fun, is rather a pet of my own ; she and I have had pleasant hours together ; nay, I have actually con- sulted her when writing this very book. It is true that she needs to be kept in order, for her spirits get sometimes a little too wild ; she must be for- bidden to do any mischief, or give pain to any crea- ture living. But when under good control, Fun is a bright and charming companion, especially to the young ; and I delight in hearing her merry laugh, and in watching her sparkling eyes. But as for Folly, I cannot abide her ; her mirtli only makes me sad. Perhaps, before they lay down my book, my readers may more clearly distinguish what quali- ties make Miss Folly unlike that general favourite —Fun. It was clear that Matty Desley was very well satisfied with her companion, and she turned over MISS FOLLY. 73 the wares with delight, as Miss Folly went jabber- ing on, — " There, now ; that's something that I can quite recommend ; it's decidedly d la mode, worn by all the duchesses, countesses, baronesses, and lady mayor- esses, at all the balls, routs, conversaziones, and con- certs given this season ! And — yes, just try that bonnet on your head, and look at yourself in this glass" — (FoUy always carries a glass) — " doesn't it show off the channing face ? — doesn't it suit the pretty complexion ? — doesn't it make you look quite bewitching, a lovely little fairy as you are?" "Matty !" cried Lubin, the moment Folly paused to take breath, " we're going to Anthmetic the iron- monger ; will you come with us and buy a new grate ?" " Multiplication is a vexation, Addition is as bad ; The Rule of Three doth puzzle me, And Fractions make me mad!" cried Folly, rolling her goggle eyes, and thinking her- self quite a wit. " Was it not at Arithmetic's factory that Dick hurt himself yesterday ? " said Matty. "Hurt himself, did he?" interrupted Folly, who seemed resolved to take the largest share of the con- versation. " Why did he not come to me for a salve ? Fvfe the best salve that ever was invented — Flattery 74 MISS FOLLY. salve, wan-anted to heal all manner of bruises and sores ; yes, headaches, and heartaclies, and all kinds of aches. It's patronized by all the heads of the nobility and gentiy. I've ti-ied it myself many a time, and always find it a perfect cure ! When I've the high-sti-ikes (I'm very subject to the high-strikes), I just rub a little on the tip of my ear, and it calms down my nerves like a charm. I wish you would try it !" she cried, turning to Lubin, " I'm not subject to high-strikes, and don't want Flattery salve," said the boy, in his blunt, simple manner ; "all I want is to know whether you, Matty, will go with us to the town of Education." " I can't go to-day !" cried Matty, annoyed at being inteiTupted by her brother and sister ; " I shall want every minute of Time's money to buy some of Miss Folly's pretty things !" " Leave Miss Folly, I should say," cried Lubin, who had no want of plain common-sense ; "a plea- sant, good-humoured smile makes a face look nicer than all that flummery there." " Dear Matty, the days go fast," said Nelly, "and you know that our mother expects to find our cot- tages well furnished on her retuiu. I realJy think that we've no Time money to spare upon what can be of no possible use." " What would my Lady Fashion, my most par- MIS3 FOLLY, 76 ticular friend, say if she could hear you ?" exclaimed Folly, who had been struggling to get in a word, much talking being very characteristic of Folly ; " she — Laehind a great j)ile of c/wJ-scuttles. 80 A VISIT TO AKITHMfiTIO. Nelly squeezed Lubin's hand to make him speak first, for she was a shy little gii'l. " We each want four sum-grates, for four little fire- places," said Lubin — "the very lightest that you can give us. I should like some no bigger than my shoe." " You're made of different metal from the young fellow whom we had here yesterday," said Arith- metic, looking down with some scorn at the fat little boy. " You'll never cut your fingers by meddhng with problems, I guess." " You may answer for that," said Lubin. Mr. Arithmetic, without further delay, produced specimens of his four simplest kinds of sum grates, like those from which Dick bad been supplied. Lubin and Nelly soon chose Addition as their first purchase from Arithmetic — a grate so small and so light that even the little girl supported the burden with tolerable ease. " You must come back to-morrow for something a little heavier," said Mr. Arithmetic. " Addition is simple enough ; but Division needs a little greater effort of strength." " We've done grand things to-day," exclaimed Lubin ; "it's time enough to think about to- morrow." " Oh, I will certainly come back then !" cried Nelly, not a little pleased at her presen*, success. CHAPTER XITl. THE WONDERFUL BOY. [HAT cveniug Dick and his dark companion Pride sat in his cottage together. The boy looked out of spirits or out of temper Perhaps his cut still pained him ; per- liaps" the perpetual patter of the shower which was falling made him gloomy and dull, for a violent rain had come on, which continued during the whole of that night. " Who would have thought," said Pride, " that lazy Lubin and lame Nelly would have mounted so bravely to the top of Multiplication staircase, and have carried back, safely over Bolher, such nice little grates of Addition ? You must really look sharp, Dick Desley, or they'll furnish their cottages before you." " Before me ! " exclaimed Dick, with a sneer. " T could do more with my little finger than Lubin with all his fat fist." 82 THE WONDERFUL BOY. " Certainly," observed Pride, " it would be an intolerable disgrace to a clever fellow like you if you let any one get before you. You are not one who would endure to see another winning from you the crown of Success." " I'll never see tfiut," cried Dick, haughtily. " I should like to know who has a chance against me!" " No one has the smallest chance against you, if you only exert yourself," said Pride. " If I were you I would put forth my powers, and do something to astonish them all." "I will!" cried Dick, with decision. " I'U go to Arithmetic to-morrow, and bring back the three remaining sum-grates all at once. But what wretched weather we have this evening ! " he ex- claimed ; "I'm afraid all the brightness of summer is going. And what's that on my wall — that dull stain as of damp, that seems creeping over my paper ? " " It is merely caused by the rairu I should think nothing of it," said Pride. But Dick did think something of the stain. He Daw that it maiTed the beauty of that upon which he had bestowed much diligent labour. " I'll cross over to Nelly's cottage," he said, "and see if the damp is staining hers also." THE WONDERFUL BOY. S3 Nelly was busy fixing in her grate. She looked upon her brother with a smile. " How kind to come and see me through the rain!" " I did not come to see you, but your paper. How is this ? — there is not a damp spot upon it !" " Nor on Lubin's neither," remarked Nelly. " But I was with Matty just now, and the damp shows sadly on her fairies." " What on earth can make the difierence ?" cried Dick, " I do not know, unless — unless — " Nelly hesi- tated before she added — " unless it be that both Matty and you used the paste that Pride recom- mended." "That has nothing to do with it," said Dick, as he quitted the cottage in displeasure. But Nelly had been right in her guess. There will be an ugly stain upon any work which we only pursue with zeal because we want to outdo others in it, Dick did not make his appearance on the follow- ing morning at the breakfast-table. The children still took their meals at the house Needful till theii cottages should be better prepared " I am so glad that it has stopped raining," said Nelly, when she had finished her breakfast. " I havp 84 THE WONDERFUL BOY. been wishmg for the weather to clear, for I promised Mr. Arithmetic that I would go back for the grate of Division. Matty, dear, you will come with us to-day?" Matty had come down to breakfast in a dress almost as ridiculously fine as that worn by Miss Folly herself She tossed her head, and re- plied, — "I've something better to do than to buy, or carry, or scrub wretched sum-grates of Arithmetic. I'm going out with Miss Folly, to be introduced to some of her friends." " But, Matty, the grates are quite necessary," urged Nelly. " We are soon to take up our quarters in our cottages, and sleep there as well as work. What shall we do when the cold weather comes if we've no means of having a fire ?" " How shall we cook our dinners ?" asked Lubin, " If there's one thing more useful in a house than anything else, I should say it is a grate in the kitchen." " Oh, Miss Folly tells me never to look forward to winter," cried Matty, " but just enjoy myself while I can. So I am not going to plague myself with either Addition or Division to-day. To look after such vulgar things is only a shopkeeper's busi- ums." THE WONDERFUL BOY, 86 " But what will mother say," persisted Nelly, "if ghe find your cottage unfurnished ? " "Unfurnished, indeed!" cried Matty. " It will be far better furnished than yours. I mean to have French mirrors, and Italian paintings, and German glass and china. I shall get a tambourine also, and perhaps some day a guitar. Miss Folly tells me that Lady Fashion, her most particular friend, has all these ; and though they make a fine show, they are not so dear as one would think." "They are all good and beautiful things, I dare- say," began Nelly ; " but — " " But cf rates must come before mirrors, and car- pets before German china," laughed Lubin. " We must buy what is needful first, and think of what is pretty afterwards," " That may be your way ; but it is not my way, and it was never the way of Miss Folly," cried Matty, as she flaunted out of the house. " I wonder at Dick being so late," observed Nelly ; "we ought to be ofi" to the town." " He is not late, but early," said Lubin. " He had had his breakfast, and started for the town of Education, before I was out of my bed." " I wish that he had waited for us," cried Nelly ; " it is so nice to go through our work all together. You and I had now better set ofil" 80 THE WONDERFUL BOY. " I'm going presently," replied Lubin. " I've just five minutes to spare ; and I'm about to step round to Amusement's bazaar, hard by here, to get a few barley-sugar drops, to refresh me on my wearisome walk." " I think that you had better delay your visit to the bazaar until you have done your business with Mr. Arithmetic. Our mother's proverb, you know, is, 'Duty first, and pleasure afterwards.' The sky is dark, the weather uncertain ; we may be stopped from going altogether if we do not start off" at once." " I should like to be stopped altogether," said Lubin, with a smile. " I should not care if I never took another journey to the town of Education." " What ! after all that you said to Matty about the necessity of grates ? " " Ah, yes ; they are needful enough, but they are not needed just at this moment. You may go on ii you like it, I'll get my sugar-drops first. Set off now, I'll soon overtake you ; I won't spend much time at Amusement's." Nelly sighed, but she saw that there was no use in further entreaty, so she set forth alone. The path down hill was slippery and wet from the rain that had fallen at night — a sister's kind word, or a brother's strong arm, would have been a real comfort aow to the lame little girl. Often and often did THE WONDERFUL BOY. 87 Nelly turn and look behind her, to see if Lubin were not following after; but in vain she looked, not a sign appeared on the hill of the fat little sluggard. Nelly came to the stream of Bother. The brook was muddy and swollen, and went racing on faster than usual The stepping-stones were scarcely seen above the brown waters that eddied around them, " Oh dear, oh dear ; I wish that Lubin or Dick were with me ! " cried poor Nelly, as she gave one more anxious glance behind her. " It is miserable to have to go alone across such a stream as this." She put her little foot upon the first stone, she fancied that it trembled beneath her weight — then on the next, she was almost in the water. It was nothing but a strong sense of duty that made the poor child go on. With trembling steps and dizzy brain she proceeded on her dangerous way, and great was her relief when she reached in safety the farther shore. "One difficulty is happily past, but how shall I enter the great town all alone ? how shall I climb the wearisome stair ? how shall I face cold stern Mr. Arithmetic, with no brother or sister to back me ? " such were the reflections of Nelly as she made her way slowly along the muddy lane of Trouble. Some of my readers may have experienced what a dull and discouraging thing it is to do business all by one's self in the town of Education. 88 THE WONDERFUL BOY. One difEciilty, however, Nelly found less great than she had expected it to be. It is a curious fact, but well known to all, that those who have once mounted Multiplication staircase never complain any more of its steepness. Nelly ascended it without a single stumble, till, when she had almost reached the top, she met her brother Dick coming down from Mr. Arithmetic's. What was her astonishment to see the strong boy laden witli three grates fastened together. Division, Subtraction, Multiplication, placed one on the top of another ! " Dick, you can never carry all that at once ! ''" " I do carry all at once, as you may see," replied Dick, with a smile of triumph ; " I'd advise you to get out of my way, lest I knock you over the stair- case." " Surely, surely you can't bear that great burden across the swollen brook, or up the steep hill." "Take no fears for me: I can't fail with the crown of Success in my view ! " exclaimed Dick, bearing his three grates aloft, as some warrior might carry his banner. " If you would only wait a few minutes for me," began Nelly, but Dick at once cut her short, " I wait for nobody ! " he cried, pushing past his lame little sister. " If you had been up this morning as early as I was, you might have enjoyed the plear THE WONDERFUL BOY. 89 sure of my company." And so saying, Dick and his iron grates went clattering down the staircase. Alone poor Nelly entered the shop, alone she took up her purchase, and alone she descended the twelve flights of steps, trembling under the weight of Divi- sion, which she had found a much more serious burden than little Addition had been. " How could Dick carry three grates at a time," thouglit Nelly, " when one is almost more than I can support. But then I'm a poor, stupid, lame, little creature, and Dick — oh, Dick is a wonderful boy ' " CHAPITER XIV. THE THIEF OF TIME. *HEN Lubin bad said tbat he would nof '"* spend mucb Time money at Amusement bazaar, be bad fully intended to keep his word. He meant to go steadily on bis walk to Education, or, as we might call it, "do his lesson.s." so soon as lie had had a little diversion. But let me advise all my dear young readers to put off their visits to Mrs. Amuse- ment's till they have spent such hours as business requires in the town of Education. Let them count their money before they set out, spend a good por- tion of it wisely and well, and then, with light beai-ts and ea.sy consciences, they may go to refresh and enjoy tliemselves at Mrs. Amusement's bazaar. Which of us does not know tlmt bazaar ? It lies on the further side of hill Puzzle, very near to the cottages of Head, and a beautiful large cherry-tree hangs its branches over the door. The house is liot THE THIEF OP TIME, 91 lofty, but low and wide, with a multitude of bright little windows. It is divided within into numerous stalls, each possessing separate attractions. There is one much frequented by boys, where bats and balls, bows and arrows, models of boats, and little brass guns are seen in gi'eat profusion. At another stall there are pretty dolls of every size and shape, wooden, wax, and gutta-percha ; some made to open and shut their eyes, and some to utter a sound. There are few prettier sights than that of a number of rosy, good-humoured children, who have finished their lessons well, and are going, each with a bright hour or two in his hand, to the bazaar of Mrs. Amusement. The stall that most attracted fat Lubin was one at which sweetmeats were sold : raspberry, straw- berry, pine-apple drops, bull's-eye, pink rock, and chocolate sticks, barley-sugar twisted into shapes more various than I can describe or remember. Lubin had taken his five minutes in his hand, and now spent them easily enough ; but there were more, oh, many more things that he thought that he would like from the stall. He went humming on as he examined the sweetmeats a favourite proverb of his, " All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." Jiut the fat little dunce might have added, " All play and no work will make Lubin a duller." full of interest m ail that he saw, with his eyes 92 THE THIEF OF TIME. greedily fixed on the stall, Lubin did not notice a lean, small figure, which, softly as a serpent on the grass, had stolen up to his side. This was no other than Procrastination, a pickpocket well known to the police, who had often been caught in the very act of robbing her Majesty's subjects of Time, had been tried and sent to prison, but on getting out had always returned to his bad occupation again. The poet Young long ago set up a placard to warn men to take care of their pockets, giving notice to all concerned that " Procrastination is the thief of Time ;" but, in spite of this warning, there are few amongst us who must not own with regret that the stealthy hand of Procrastination has robbed us of many an hour. Have you never suffered from Procrastination, good reader ? It is he who makes us put off till to-morrow what ought to be done to-day. It is he who whispers, "It will be time enough," when a duty should be performed directly. If you are aware, at this very moment, while you sit with this book in your hand, that you ought to be busy with Arithmetic, or should write a letter to a friend, or do some little piece of business, start up without an instant's delay, shut this book with a clap ; perhaps you may then catch between its leaves the sly fin- gers of thief Procrastination, TDK THIEF OF TIME. 98 Poor Lubiu was not on his guard : he noticed not the form that crept after him as noiselessly as a shadow. Procrastination took the opportunity when the boy's attention was most engaged with the sweetmeats, to draw out Time's fairy purse, and rifle it of its precious contents. Silently then he replaced the purse emptied for that day, in hopes, perhaps, that when the morrow filled it with new hours and minutes, he might rob its possessor again of the treasure which he guarded so badly. " Well, now," exclaimed Lubin, " I can't stop much longer, for I promised Nelly to follow her quickly, and I know that I ought to be at Mr. Arithmetic's by this time. I'll just spend two oi three minutes more on those sugar-plums shaped like marbles, and then away to my business and work like a man." So Lubin plunged his fat hand into his pocket, and drew forth his purse of Time. In went his fingers, fumbling about to pull out the minutes that he wanted, but he fumbled and felt in vain — not an hour was left — not a single little minute, to pay for what he required. " It's that rogue Procrastination who has robbed me ! '' exclaimed the indignant boy, as turning sharply romid he caught a glimpse of a slim little figure sneaking round the corner of a counter. D4 THE THTBF OF TIMTB. Lubin instantly crave chase. Fat as he was, it "was wonderful to see how he dodged the pickpocket, first round this stall, then round that, shouting all the time, " Stop, thief ! stop, thief ! " as loudly as he could bawl. I need scarcely add that all the boy's efforts were useless. Who ever yet recovered lost Time ? Out of breath and out of heart, poor Lubin stopped panting at last ; Procrastination had had a fair start, and carried off his spoil in triumph. " There's no use in attempting to go to Education to-day, I've not a minute left," was Lubin's son-ow- ful reflection. " Oh, that I had started with my sister, had thought of my business before my play, what useful things I might then have bought with ihe hours which are now lost to me for ever ! " CHAPTER XV. DUTY AND AFFECTION. ^N the meantime, poor Nelly had been wearilj wending her way along the lane of Trouble, with her burdensome Division on her shoulder. She felt, as many a little student lias felt, quite out of humour for work ; her arms ached, and so did her head ; the mud in the lane was so deep that she could scarcely keep on her shoes, and she sometimes sank in it almost up to her ankle. Thus in sorrowful plight the lame girl at last reached the brook of Bother. Its brown turbid waters looked rougher and deeper and dirtier than they ever had done before. The stepping-stones had almost disappeared ! Nelly Desley heaved a long weary sigh as slie looked before her, and rubbed her forehead very hard, as puzzled children are wont to do. "Oh, this tiresome Division, how shall I evei 96 DUTY AND AFFECTION. manage it ! I never saw Bother so bad. Nine's in fifty-nine " — another violent rub ; " I know what will be in, a poor little girl will be in brook Bother ! — and what's to he carHed ? why this grate is to be carried, and a very great vexation it is." Weary Nelly sat down, almost in despair, on a stone by the bank of the stream. What object attracted her eye, some yards lower down the cur- rent of the brook, round which the muddy waves were eddying and rolling ? "Why — can it be? — yes, there are Dick's three grates all together, Division, Multiplication, and Sub- traction ! " Nelly started up in alarm : " Oh, what can have become of my brother ? " A little reflection soon reassured Nelly. Dick, the most active of boys, and a famous swimmer be- sides, could not have come to much harm in a brook in which, though many have been ducked, no one has ever yet been quite drowned. It seemed clear that the boy had found the weight which, prompted by Pride, he had tried to carry, somewhat too much for his strength ; and, being unable to carry it across the waters of Bother, had flung down his tiresome burden, which, by the force of its own weight, bad stuck fast in the mud of the brook. " Well, if Dick hjvs failed, I need not mind fail- ing," cried Nelly. " I think that I'll do what he Dick, Lubin, Matty, and Nelly paying their first visit to Grammar's Bazaar. Pa^e 103. DUTY AND AFFECTION. 97 has done, and fling away this horrid Di\'ision, — oh, what a relief that would be ! But still, would it not be foolish — v/ould it not be wrong — to give way so to impatience ? My dear mother bade me obey Mr. Learning for her sake, she wishes my cot- tage to be properly furnished ; I must not be a sluggard or a coward. I must do my best to get over this Bother," " Well resolved — bravely resolved," said a voice on the other side of the brook; and from behind the clump of willows which drooped their long branches in the stream, Nelly saw two beautiful maidens come forth. They were like, and yet unlike, each other. Both were very fair to look on, both of noble height and graceful mien ; but the one had an air of more stately dignity, such as might beseem a queen ; and her large dark eyes looked gi^aver and more thought- ful than those of her sister. The other had smiling soft blue eyes, beaming with tender love, and the sunlight fell on her golden hair till it seemed like a glory around her. These lovely maidens were no strangers to Nelly, almost from her infancy she had looked upon them as friends ; many sweet counsels and go'^d gifts had the lame little girl received from Duty and AtTctj- tion. " Oh, Duty ! " exclaimed Nelly, who was rejoiced (a«6) 7 98 DUTY AND AFFECTION. to find herself no longer alone, " only show me how T can get across, and I will not mind labour or trouble." Duty retired for a few moments to her retreat behind the willows, and then returned, bearing on her shoulder a naiTow plank. With the help of smiling Affection she placed this across the stream. " This plank, dear child," said calm, stately Duty, "was cut from the tree of Patience, and small as it seems, can well support your weight. Boldly ven- ture upon it ; the stream runs fast to-day, you are no longer able to ford it, but on the plank of Pa- tience you safely can pass across." Giddy and tired as she felt, Nelly instantly obeyed the voice of Duty, and placed her foot on the plank. Duty leant forward, and held out her firm hand to aid her, and soon the trembling child and her weari- some burden were safe on the bank nearest to the cottages of Head. " Oh, I am so glad to be well over ! " exclaimed Nelly, and with exceeding pleasure she looked up in the face of Duty, and smiled. " And now sit down and rest yourself, dear one," said Affection, spreading a thick mantle on the grass, that its dampness might not hurt the child. " May I ? " asked Nelly timidly of Duty. The beauteous maiden bowed her head in assent. DUTV A.Mb AFFECTION. 99 There was no steruness now in her look; Duty is DO enemy to innocent enjoyment — rather should we say that there is no real enjoyment but that which is found by those who take Duty for their guide and their friend. "See, here is refreshment for you," said Affection, placing before the weaned child a rich cluster of delicious fruit. How sweet is such refreshment given by the hand of Affection, how doubly sweet after efforts made at the call of Duty ! Never, ])erhaps, had Nelly Desley passed a happier hour than slie did now on the bank of that stream which she had crossed with such trouble and fear. She now looked with pleasure at the waves as they rushed so rapidly by her. One thought only disturbed little Nelly. "Poor Dick ! I wish that 1 knew of his safety," said she. "He is safe enough," replied Duty; "but there, as you may see, lie his three grates in the mud of the stream." "If he had only had the plank of Patience," ex- claimed Nelly. "It was offered to him as well as to you," said Duty with a graver air ; " and I tliought at tirst that your brother would have gladly accepted ray offer. But there came to this shore of the brook a dark ill-favoured lad — " 100 DUTY AND AFFECTION. " It must have been Pride ! " exclaimed Nelly, who knew too well her brother's companion. "This Pride," continued Duty, " began to taunt and to scoff. ' Holloa ! ' he shouted across the stream, * will a genius like you stoop to be directed by a woman ! Duty is for slaves, and Patience for donkeys. Kick aside that miserable plank, and clear the brook with a bound, as you've often cleared it before." " Dick is a wonderful boy for jumping," cried Nelly, who greatly admired her brother. " He jumped once too often," observed Duty ; " this time he jumped not over but into the brook, and mighty was the splash which he made ! " Even gentle Affection could scarcely help laughing at the recollection of the scene. "But he scrambled out ! " exclaimed Nelly. " Yes ; very muddy, and wet, and cross, leaving all his three grates behind him. I do not know whether Pride dried Dick's clothes, and wiped oflf the mud, they both ran off as fast as they could ; I think that your brother was ashamed to be seen, after having so scornfully refused the aid of Affec- tion and Duty." It was now time for Nelly to continue her walk and return to her own little cottage. Her beautiful friends accompanied her all the way up hill Puzzle, DUTY AND AFFECTION. 101 and made the steep way quite pleasant by their cheerful, wise conversation. Tiring as her lonely expedition to the town of Education had been, Nelly never in future times remembered without a feeling of enjoyment her little adventure by the brook where she had met with Duty and Affection. Dick with some trouble recovered his grates from the stream. But he never looked at them with pleasure, for they served to remind him of the day when, prompted by foolish Pride, he had overtasked bis powers, and, spurning the plank of Patience, liad gone floundering into brook Bother I CHAPTER XYI. grammar's bazaar. CANNOT undertake to describe all the expe- ditions to Education, nor the various pur- chases made by the children ; but I will here mention the first visit made by the Desleys to Grammar's famous bazaar, a place much frequented by all those who dwell in the town. I need hardly tell my readers tliat Grammar's Bazaar lies in quite an opposite direction from Mrs. Amusement's, and that the two concerns have no connection whatever with each other. There are no sweetmeats sold in the former ; the goods are all called wordf^, and are arranged in perfect order on nine stalls, kept by nine sisters, well known by the name of Parts of Speecli. These sisters live and wojk together in the greatest harmony and com- fort, and are highly i-espectod by all the inhabitants of the town of P^ducation. Some indeed call them grammar's bazaar. 103 "slow " and "tiresome," and Miss Folly has been heard to declare that the very mention of them gives her the fidgets ; but neither you nor I, dear reader, form our opinions by those of Miss Folly. It v^as on a fine morning in summer that Dick, Lubin, Matty, and Nelly paid their first visit to Grammar's Bazaar. They entered it by a low porch, half choked up with parcels of words tied up in sentences ready to be sent to various cus- tomers. " A dull, dark place this is ! " exclaimed Lubin ; " I would not give Amusement's Bazaar for fifty like this." " Any chance of having one's pocket picked here ? " said Dick, with a malicious wink at his brother, "Let's visit all the stalls one after another," cried Matty, " before we make any purchase ; I like to see all that's to be seen. What a conJcal little body is standing behind the first counter ; she is not as big as Alphabet, I should say." "She looks like his sister," observed Nelly; "but I suppose that she is one of tlie Parts of Speech." And she read the name "Article" fastened up at the back of the st?dl. " What may you sell here, my little lady ? " 104 GRAMMAR'S BAZAAR. asked Dick, iu his easy, self-confident way ; " I see only three hooks on yom- counter." Miss Article Part of Speech had to stand upon a stool that her head might peep over the top of her stall. " I'm but a little creature," said she, with a good-humoured smile ; " a, an, and the are all the words that I'm trusted to sell. If you want to see a larger assortment, pass on to my sister Noun; she has many thousands of words to show you, models of everything that can be seen, heard, or felt in the world." Surely enough a most prodigious collection ap- peared on the counter of Noun, a large portly maiden who presided over the stall next to that of Article. There were ciips and saucers, pins and needles, caps and bonnets, models of houses, churches, beasts, birds, and fishes, by far too numerous to describe. "These are all common," observed Noun, seeing the eyes of Dick fixed admiringly upon the collec- tion ; " I have behind me some more curious things that have all names of their own," and she pointed to a row of small figures. " These are not common h\xi proper," she continued; "you wiir notice here Wellington, Napoleon, Nelson, and our gracious sovereign Victoria." " And oh, look here, at Miss Adjective's counter V gkammar's bazaar. 105 cried Matty ; " she keeps such a lot of dolls' things to dress up the figures of Noun. A pretty, nice, curious cape — " " An absurd, ridiculous, preposterous cap," added Dick. "Observe," said Adjective with a courteous air, " that I arrange my words in three rows, one above another, which I call degrees of comparison — positive, comparative, superlative.'' *' I see, I see," exclaimed Dick ; " here's a bonnet, frightful — that's positive ; another more fHghtful — that's comparative ; and this with the superlative yellow tuft, I should call the most frightfal of all. So, Nelly's clever — that's positive — " " I don't think so," murmured Nelly. "Matty's cleverer — that's comparative." Matty laughed. "And I am superlatively clever — without doubt the cleverest of all !" "In your own opinion," growled Lubin. Nelly wandered on to the next stall, which was kept by the maiden Pronoun. Though smaller in size, she was so much like her sister Noun as to be frequently taken for her. As it was a trouble to stout Noun to go far or move fast, she very often sent Pronoun upon various errands in her stead. Pronoun sold not manv words; such as she had 106 OKAMMARS.BAZAAK were mere pictures of such as were kept by her sister. /, thou, he, she, and it, and some others which we need not stop to enumerate. "Here's a famous big stall!" exclaimed Dick, stopping in front of Verb's, which was a very re- markable one, being covered with clock-work figures all in motion. One could see by them what it is to plough, to sow, to reii]), to ivork, to weep, and to dance. The counter of Verb was almost as exten- sive as that of her sister Noun. "How do you make all these things move?" said Dick with some curiosity to Verb. "I conjugate them; that is, wind them up," she i-eplied, showing a small brass key. "Is it easy to conjugate them ?" asked the boy. "Easy enough with the regular woixls," replied Verb, " but a good many of mine are quite irregular in their construction, and it is hard to conjugate them." "And if one conjugate them carelessly, I suppose," said Dick, "that there would be a great crack or whiz, and the whole affair would go to smash." "Oh, dou't stop there asking such questions!" cried Lubin ; "I'm heartily tired ot" this stupid bazaar — and if you go on so slowly, we shall never get to the end!" "T like to understand things," saidDick ; " there's grammar's bazaar. 107 a great deal to attract one's attention in this curious counter of Verb." " Adverb, who keeps the next one," observed Nelly, " sells stands for her sister Verb's figures, to display them nicely, 'prettily, safely !" "Badly, crookedly, awkwardly !" cried Dick, who was in one of his funny moods. " I don't like the look of Adverb, I think that she's given to lies!" "The three sisters who have the last stall," whispered Matty to Dick, " seem all but poor little creatures!" " I should call them small, smaller, and smallest, like the three degrees of comparison," laughed Dick, "but I see their names at the backs of their counters, — Preposition, Conjunction, Interjection." "Pray, Miss Proposition, what are these?" asked Nelly, as she took up some small labels from that lady's stall, with from, by, of, and such names upon them. " They are to show in what case Noun's words are to be packed," replied Preposition politely. " You may remark yonder boxes with Nominative, Possessive, and such names painted upon them ; it is my business to label my sister's goods, that they may be packed accoiding to rule." " It must be stupid work to deal in nothing but tickets ! " exclaimed Dick ; " if I were a Part of 108 grammar's bazaar. Speech, I'd be Noun rather than Preposition 1 And what has Conjunction to sell ? " " Only little balls of string to tie bundles of words together, such as aTid, either, or; and scissors to divide the bundles, such as neither, nor, notwiik- standing." " Oh, come here, come here ! " cried Matty eagerly; " there's nothing amusing to look at on the counters of Conjunction or Preposition, but Interjection has something very funny ! Look at these gutta-percha balls shaped like faces, some showing pleasure — some horror-— some stirprise ; just give them a little squeeze, and hear how you make them squeak !" Lubin pressed one of the heads between his fat fingers, and oh! ah! squeaked the red lips. " I'll try one ! " cried Dick, catching up another; "it's so like Matty's friend. Miss FoUy, that I'm sure that she sat for her likeness !" He thumped it down on the counter, and out came a shrill " lacJc-a- ckiy!" " I think," laughed Nelly, " that Interjection sells the funniest words of all !" " And the ones that we could best do without," said Dick scornfully, throwing down the lach-a-day ball. The children did not leave the Grammar Bazaar empty-handed. I must just remark that Matty loaded herself most with words from the stall of orammak's bazaar. 109 Adjective, choosing most of them from the Super- lative row ; and that Lubin, notwithstanding the neat labels of Miss Preposition, never knew how to put one of the words which he got from Noun or Pronoun into its own proper case. CHAPTER XVII. PRIDE AND FOLLY. iNE day Mr-. Learning, having finished a whole volume of travels for breakfast, made up his mind to pay a visit to his charges at the cottages of Head. He walked, as usual, at a rapid pace, with long strides, looking neither to the right hand nor to the left; his thoughts too busy with researches into the manners and peculiarities of distant lands, for him to notice how autumnal hues were already tinging the trees, or how summer roses were giving place to the convolvulus and the dahlia. Mr. Learn- ing did not go empty-handed ; he carried with him as presents to the young Desieys four small hammers of Memoiy, and four bags of brass nails called Dates. This time the first cottage which he entered was that of Dick, and he would doubtless have been pleased to see the numerous articles for ornament and \i8e with which it already was furnished, had PRIDB AND FOLLY. Ill not the first object which met his eye been the ugly figure of Pride. Pride was engaged in making a list of all the fur- niture in Dick's dwelling, very much like an auc- tioneer's puff: Everything, according to him, was " first-rate," " of superior quality," or, " fit for the residence of any nobleman in the land." Pride sat with his back to the door, and therefore was not aware of the entrance of Learning, till the stately gentleman in spectacles tapped him on the shoulder with one of the hammers. Up jumped Pride in a moment. He had no time to hide himself, oi- to beat a retreat, so, being one of the most impudent fellows in the world, he resolved to brave out the matter with the .solemn philosopher. "I did not expect to find you here again," said Mr, Learning in his stifi*est and coldest manner. "Well, Pm surprised to hear that," replied saucy Pride, resting his hand on his hip, and trying to look quite at his ease ; " as I go everywhere, and am welcomed by everybody, it's natural enough that I should chance to meet the most potent, grave, and reverend Mr. Learning." " Where is your master ? " asked Learning shortly. " My master, indeed ! " echoed Pride ; " Dick never j'et mastered me. I should rather say that I am hiipe, swelling and shining, and then mounting aloft, she watched it with a look of aff*ected delight and admiration in her up-turned eyes. No contrast could be imagined greater than that between the stately gentleman clothed in black, with his broad intellectual brow, spectacled eyes, and grave, solemn manner; and light, fantastical, frivolous Miss Folly, clad in the most absurd of styles, but looking as though she thought herself the very pink of perfec- tion. " Dear, who can that funny old fogie be ! " ex- claimed Folly, as she caught sight of grave Mr. Learning. "Who may you bo, and what are you doing?" asked Learning, with less politeness than he usually showed to ladies. " You don't mean to say that you've never lieard of me ! " cried Folly, her words bubbling out fast like water out of a bottle; "you must be Mr. Ignorance, if you don't know that I'm Mademoiselle Folly, the most particular friend of lovely Lady 1985) 8 114 PRIDE AND FOLLY. Fashion, and the inventress of tight-lacmg, steel- hoops, hair-powder, masks, periwigs — " " Flattened heads, blackened teeth, nose-rings, lip-rings, and tattooing," added Mr, Learning, re- membering the account of a tribe f^f savages which he had been reading that morning. "And a-s to what I am doing," continued Miss Folly, taking up her pipe, which she had laid down on the entrance of a stranger, "I'm very usefully employed : I'm furnishing the cottage of Miss Matty Desley." " Furnishing ! " exclaimed Mr. Learning in sur- prise, as Miss Folly, with distended cheeks, com- menced blowing another bubble. Folly was too busy at that moment to reply, even her tongue for a while was silent ; but after she had succeeded in filling a big bubble, and had loosened it from the pipe with a gentle shake, she vouchsafed a little explanation. "Yes, I'm furnishing the cottage with fancies; their poetical name is day-dreams, cheap, elegant bubble-fancies." " You must take me for an idiot ! " exclaimed Mr. Learning ; " no one in his senses could ever dream of furnishing a house with bubbles ! " Miss Folly was so intently gazing after the ascending bubble that she seemed to forget even PRIDE AND FOLLY. 116 the presence of the sage. As the airy globule ascended, she began pouring forth a stream of dis- connected nonsense, seeming to speak merely fo7 her own pleasure, as her words could cei*tainly not be intended for the information of any listener. "A can-iage and four — sleek bays with long tails ; no, white horses with pretty pink rosettes, and harness all glittering with silver ! Drive through London — up and down Hyde Park — taken for the Queen — bowing — smiling — ah me, the bubble has burst ! " " This is some poor creature that has lost her wits ! " thought the astonished Mr. Learning, scarcely knowing whether to regard Miss Folly with pity or vnth contemjit. Already another bubble was swelling on the bowl of her pipe, and in a minute another bright ball was floating aloft in the air. " Exquisite beauty — great attractions — such a voice — such a manner— such a killing smile ! An ode from the poet-laureate ; bouquets, sent without end ; roses in the middle of winter ; a hundred and fifty scented pink notes on Valentine's day ; the star of the season ; the — lack-a-day ! that lovely bubble has gone for ever ! " "It's time that I should go too," said Mr. Learn- ing; "I've heard enough of nonsense to last for a lifetime ! " il6 PRIDB AND FOLLY. He was about to depart when Matty suddenly burst into the cottage, in her eager haste almost knocking down her astonished guardian with a roll of goods which she carried on her shoulder. The shock of the collision was great, but not so great as the shock to poor Matty at so suddenly coming upon Mr. Learning when she only expected to find Miss Folly. She dropped her burden with an exclamation of surprise, and then tried to stammer forth an apology, but knew not how to begin. Mr. Learning stood straight before her, more erect and stately than ever, sternly looking down through his steel spectacles at the confused and blushing girl. Miss Folly, however, was quite at her ease, and hastily pushing aside her basin and pipe, began instantly to unroll the large parcel which Matt}' had dropped in her fright. " Ah, I knew it would be so ! You have chosen the sweetest pattern — the prettiest — most tasteful — most charming little carpet that ever a girl set eyes on ! " and she began spreading out on the floor a fabric so thin, that it seemed as if made of rose- leaves. " Did you buy that trash from Mr. History ? " said Mr. Learning sternly to Matty. " No — why — I own — Miss Folly recommended me rather to tiy Mr. Fiction, who lives close to PRIDE AND FOLLY. 117 Amusement's bazaar. It is a great matter, you know, not to have to cross over brook Bother, or carry a carpet up-hill. And Mr. Fiction has such a magnificent shop, and his wares are so very cheap." " Cheap and often worthless ! " exclaimed the angry guardian, striking the carpet with his heel, and proving the truth of his words by tearing a great hole in the middle. " I brought a gift for you, Matilda Desley, but I have no intention of leaving it here now. My hammer of Memory, my bright brass Dates, are not required to fasten down such miserable trash as this ! But," he muttered as he strode away, "it is at any rate all of a piece ! a car- pet framed by Fiction is just the thing for a cottage papered with fairies, furnished with fancies, and occupied by Miss Folly ! " " Ha, ha, ha ! " laughed Folly, the moment that his back was turned, " I'm glad that the old owl has flown off — he looked ready to peck out my eyes ! " I should like, with wise Mr. Learning, to bid farewell to Folly for ever. Perhaps my readers may wonder that I should have introduced them to a creature so very absurd. I should not have done so had I had no suspicion that Folly might intrude herself, without introduction, when they themselves are furnishinfj their own little cottages of Head. 118 PRIDE AND FOLLY. Has no little girl who now gazes on this page, ever sat for hours blowing bubbles of fancies with Folly, listening to worse — more ridiculous nonsense than that which shocked Mr. Learning ? Haa she not delighted to imagine herself gi-eat, rich, beautiful, and admired ? has she not consulted Folly about her dress — spent her precious minutes and hours on a looking-glass — or a fanciful garment, or a worthless work of Fiction, when duties had to be performed, when valuable things were to be bought in the ffood town of Education ? Ah, dear little laughing reader, have I, like grave Mr. Learning, caught some one in the very fact of harbouring Miss Folly ? Turn her out — at once turn her out ! She is a silly companion, an unsafe guide ; she will never make you loved, respected, or happy. Though not quite so dark and dangerous as Pride, she is much more closely related to him than people would at first imagine ; there is much of Pride in Folly— and oh, for poor, weak, ignorant beings like ourselves, is not Folly seen in all Pride ! CHAPTER XViri. THE CARPET OF HISTORY. 'R. LEiVRNING now stood at the top of liill Puzzle, watching Dick, Lubin, and f-. Nelly, returning laden with carpets from History's shop. Though the carpets, like the rooms, were but small, they were rather heavy burdens for children in wet and slippery weather. Learning smiled his own quiet smile, to see the different and characteristic movements of his young charges, the Desleys. Dick, the quick and energetic Dick, was half-way up hill Puzzle when his brother and sister were only beginning to ascend. His bright young face was flushed, but rather with plea- sure than fatigue ; he sped on with a light elastic tread, neither panting nor pausing, but bearing the carpet of History as though he felt not its weight. He moved all the more swiftly for seeing that his guardian's eye was upon him, and on reaching the 120 THE CARPET OF HISTORY. crown of the hill, saluted Mr. Learning with a very Belf-satisfied air. "You make good progi^ess," observed the sage, politely returning his salute. " Oh, I get over everything with a hop, skip, and jump," replied the laughing boy, forgetting his flounder in Bother, "and you'll soon have the plea- sure of presenting me with the silver crown of Success. It's nearly time, I should think, for you to introduce me to all your learned friends the Ologies ! But there's one gentleman in Education whom I fancy more than all — the glorious old fellow who keeps a shop filled with jars of different colours, letorts, electric-machines, and bottles of powders and gases ; I've heard that he sells such fireworks as would set all the world in a blaze ! " "You mean, of course, Mr. Chemistry," replied the sage ; " he is my much valued friend ; there is not a more [)leasing companion to be found in the whole town of Education than he. But you are yet far too young. Master Dick, to make the acquaint- ance of so superior and intellectual a man. His goods are not yet for you, though in time you may make them your own. Attend at present to your carpets and your grates ; furnisli your cottage with facts from General Knowledge ; a day perhaps may arrive when you will be ready for things more THE CA.RPET OF HISTORY. 121 abstruse, and then I'll introduce you myself both to the Ologies and to Mr. Chemistry, which latter will, I have no doubt, display to you all his magazine of wonders." " Always putting off ! " muttered Dick between his teeth ; " always treating one like a mere child. I shall have long enough to wait if I wait for the introduction of slow Mr. Learning. I can do very well without it, and shall certainly try some day whether, by putting a bold face on the matter, I am not able to make my own way to the favour of Mr. Chemistry ! " These last words were only overheard by Pride, for Dick had already entered his cottage. In a few minutes more the sound of his busy hammer told that he was already setting vigorously to work to nail down his History car-pet. " How comparatively slowly the two other children make their way up the hill ! " said Learning, who stood watching Lubin and Nelly. " Why, the boy has twice sat down to rest on his bundle ; and now, surely my spectacles must be at fault, can he be rolling his carpet up the hill, instead of canying it on his shoulder ! In a fine miry state it will be by the time that he reaches his dwelling ! " Surely enough the lazy boy was getting on ^vith his History carpet in the laziest of ways, pushing 122 THE CARPET OF HISTORY. instead of bearing, rolling it along as if it were a snowball, and seeming to be quite regardless of the fact that the path was covered with rnud ! Have none of my readers done the same, been content to get up a task in any way, however slothful and careless ? " Are you not ashamed of that ? " exclaimed Mr. Learning, pointing to the dirty roll of carpet, as Lubin gained the top of the hill. "Oh, sir, the mud will rub off when it is dry," said the boy with an air of unconcern ; " the inner side, where the patteiii is, cannot be soiled in the least." "Unroll it and see," said stern Mr. Learninof. Lubin slowly obeyed, and had certainly little cause to be pleased with the condition of his new purchase. The pattern, which was full and rich, represented a hundred different scenes of interest. There was the wooden horse of old Troy ; here appeared the gallant sons of Sparta defending the pass of Thermopylae ; great men of Greece and of Rome, Biitish monarchs and statesmen in varied costumes and different attitudes, adorned the History carpet. Adorned, did I say ? rather once had adorned, foi- all was now a jumble of confusion ! There was a great blot of mud just over the face of Julius Cjesar, and not a single Roman emperor stood THE CARPET OF HISTORY. 12i out clear and distinct. In silent indignation Mr. Learning turned away, leaving Luhin to do the best that he could with his poor soiled History carpet. Nelly Desley, weary, but cheerful, had just carried her burden home. She was unrolling it now in her simple but beautifully neat little parlour, and sur- veying with great delight the charming pattern upon it. "Of all the purchases that I have made, this pleases me most ! " she cried. " What a wonderful variety of pictures, so amusing and interesting ! Ah, there is good Queen Philippa on her knees, begging for the citizens of Calais ; and there brave Joan of Arc leading on her soldiers to battle ! And there, oh, there are the holy martyrs tied to the stake for the sake of the truth, looking so calmly and meekly upwards, as though they had no fear of dying ! I can never pass a dull evening now with this wonderful carpet before me ; it seems as thougli it would take a lifetime to know all its various scenes." " Yes," said Mr. Learning, who had entered her parlour unobserved, " that beautiful carpet will serve as a constant feast for the mind. Fiction may boast that his dyes are the brightest ; this I utterly deny ; no coloui-8 are so viviil or so lasting as those that 124 THE CARPET OF HISTORY have been fixed by Truth, and these should alone be employed in the carpets which History produces." Mr. Learning then gi-aciously bestowed upon Nelly the gift of the hammer and nails, and quitted the cottages of Head well satisfied with at least one of his charges. CHAPTER XIX. HAMMERING IN DATES. •NOCK — kuock — knock! "Oli, this weaii some hammering ! " sighed poor Nelly, as stooping over her carpet till the blood swelled the veins of her forehead, she tried to fasten in, one by one, the date-nails which Mr, Learning had given. " I do not see why it is needful to knock in all these tire- some nails ! Lubin has thrown his whole stock into a rubbish corner, I know, and says that he never means to prick his fingers again by thrusting them into such a bag ! " knock — knock ! " Stephen came to the throne in 1145, or 1154, I'm sure I don't know which — and, what's more, I don't care ! Ah ! " the last exclamation was a cry of pain, for the ham- mer in the girl's awkward hand had come down with some force on her fingers. " Well, Nelly, what is the matter ? " asked Lubin, showing his jolly fat face at, the door. 126 HAMMKRINO IN DATEiJ. "I'm tired to death of these dates!" replied Nelly, raising her flushed face at the question, " So was I with the very first of them ; I never got beyond William the Conqueror ; my carpet will stick on veiy well without nails, if no one takes to dancing a jig upon it ! You are just wearing your spirits out, Nelly, and I'm sure that I wouldn't do that for any man, least of all for that sour Mr. Learning, who scribbled DuNCE on my waU ! " "I think," said Nelly, "that my friend Duty would tell me to go hammering on with these dates." "Duty would keep one in tight order," laughed Lubin, " but I prefer following my own pleasure. I'm off to Amusement's bazaar, and I advise you to come with me now." "Oh, Lubin, not now; not till I have finished my work." "Then I'll go without you," said the boy, leaving poor Nelly to her troublesome task. Scarcely had Nelly begun her hammeiing again, when Matty popped in her pretty little face. " Why, Nelly, what's the use of tiring yourself like that I You will never manage to knock in all those nails 1 " " I am afraid that I will not," sighed poor Nelly. " Do aj? I v little you care for truth !) — " and you shall have my magnificent cocka- too, Parade, that I've taught to speak myself; he's the finest creature in the world : you shall hear how clever he is ! " Folly coaxed the bird on her wrist, called him by a dozen pretty names, smiled at him, nodded to him, whistled for him, and at length induced him to speak. The cockatoo bobbed his head up and down, shook his wings, puffed out his red feathers, and then in harsh, sharp tones repeated about a dozen times the sentence, "Pretty Poll ! ain't I fine? ain't I fine ? " Tlie bird Content, perched on the mantelpiece, seemed listening in wonder to a voice so unlike his own. "That is a clever cockatoo," said Nelly, with a smile ; " but I would not exchange my Content for any other bird in the world." " Ah, but Parade is a beauty — a real beauty ! " cried Miss Folly ; " Lady Fashion, my most par- ticular friend, would give anything to possess him ! I assure you thai when I put him in my window, every passer-by stops to staie at the creature. Only just hear him again." i&>5 10 146 THE COCKATOO, PARADE. And again Parade bobbed his head up and down, swelled himself out, and repeated, "Pretty Poll! ain't I fine? ain't I fine?" " I protest," cried Folly, speaking faster than ever, " he'll sometimes keep repeating over that sentence from morning till night I " Nelly was too polite to say it aloud, but she thought that one might get very weary of hearing "Pretty Poll ! ain't I fine ? ain't I fine ?" " I really do not wish to make any exchange," said the lame girl with mild decision ; " Parade has very bright colours, it is true, but I love better the silver wings and soft note of my pretty Content." Even Folly could not but see that this her first effort had failed ; but Folly is not easily discouraged. " If this stupid girl do not care for Parade," thought she, "I'll find something else that she cares for;" and putting the cockatoo down on the table, Folly drew a gay jewel-case from her pocket. " What do you say to these ? " she exclaimed, opening the case, and drawing from it a long string of what looked like pearls, with a sparkling clasp which seemed to be made of diamonds. "They are very pretty indeed !" said Nelly. " And so becoming — so charmingly becoming ! I assure you, my dear, if you would only let me dress up your iiair, put it back a V Imperatrice, and adorn THE COCKATOO, PARADK. 147 it with tiiese lovely pearls, there's not a creature that would know you again !" Nelly laughed, and Folly thought that she had now found a vulnerable point ; that, like the crow in the fable, the child could be caught by flattery. "You don't do justice to yourself, my dear; your dress is so common and plain that no one guesses how well you would look if you attended a little to style. If you wore such clothes as Matty now wears, and earned them off with an air, you may depend on't that people would take you for a very grand lady indeed ! " " But why should I wish to be taken for what I am not?" asked Nelly simply. " My dear, what an absurd question ! Does not every one wish to be taken for somebody grander than herself?" cried Folly, jabbering at railroad speed. "The child of the dogs' meat man wears a necklace and hoop ; the farmer's daughter cuts out the squire's ; the kitchen-maids on Sundays deck out as ladies ; each one mimics some one above her, and wants to cut a dash in the world ! If any one were content to appear really what nhe is, I should cut her society at once ; I should let the whole world know that she had nothing to do imth Folly!" Sharino' the excitement of his mistress, "Ain't I fine? ain't I fine?" cried Parade. 148 THE COCKATOO, PARADE. "Now, my dear, I'll tell you what I'll do," con' tinued Folly, lowering her voice to a confidential tone; "you shall give me your bird Content, and, as I told you before, I shall feed him and fostei him with the same care as I do my own pet alliga- tor. In return I will not only present you with this charming string of pearls, but will show you how to wear them in a manner the most bewitching." " I do not think that pearls would suit a plain little girl like me ! " " Plain ! if ever I heard such a thing. You've a countenance quite out of the common ! You've the prettiest nose — the sweetest little nose ; and as for your smile! — " Folly threw up her hands, and cast up her eyes, to denote admiration too great to be expressed by mere words. Poor little Nelly was rather taken aback by praises to which she had not been accustomed. She certainly placed little confidence in anything said by her visitor ; yet flattery has some sweetness in it, even from the lips of Folly. Let no little girl who reads my story despise poor NeUy for smiling and blushing, unless she be quite certain that she never herself has done the 8an>e on a similar occa- sion. But Nelly, though amused, was not caught even by the bait of the pearls and the praises. She remembered many a word of sensible advice THE COCKATOO, PARADE. 149 given by her faithful friend Duty, and drawing a little back from Folly, who in her eager confidential manner had pressed up quite close to the child, she said in a modest tone, " Whatever our looks may be, a simple and sober dress, such as suits our age and station, is what Duty always recommends." " Duty — the old horror ! " exclaimed Folly, who could not endure the very name ; "I don't wonder that you're formal and quiet, if you tie yourself down to her laws. No, no, my pretty Nell, you must break away at once from such a dull, tiresome guide ; don't talk to me of Duty again ! I'll take you under my charge ; I'll show you all my delights; I'U even — " here Folly again lowered her voice to a confidential tone, and leant forward her frizzled head as she whispered, " I'll even manage to in- troduce you to my most particular friend, Lady Fashion ! " " Nothing on earth would make me give up Duty ! " exclaimed Nelly warmly, for she could bear no word spoken against her friend. "I will never forget her, nor part with her gift ; and I don't want, indeed I don't, to be introduced to Lady Fashion ! " Miss Folly started back in indignation and horror. " Not want to be introduced to Lady Fashion ! the girl must be out of her senses ! Not one moment lf)0 THE COCKATOO, PARADE. longer shall Folly condescend to stay near one who lias the efirontery to own that she does not want to he introduced to Lady Fashion ! " and, snatching up her cockatoo, Parade, Miss Folly rushed out of the cottage as fast as her mass of frippery would let her. Nelly looked after her with a wondering smile, an