da CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN BY THE AUTHOR OF PAGES FROM A PRIVATE DIARY LONDON SMITH, ELDER & CO., 15, WATERLOO PLACE 1900 (All rights reserved) Reprinted from the Cornhill Magazine. DEDICATED WITH RESPECTFUL ADMIRATION TO THE UNDERGRADUATES OF THE UNIVERSITY OF OXFORD. IN that old spring when I was young, At Oxford, many a song was sung, And undergraduate friends were willing To buy them printed for a shilling. Our songs were all of Oxford's bliss, Her spires, her streams, her mysteries ; Of Love, and Death, and Change, and Fate,- As known to th' Undergraduate. Since then full twenty years are sped, And most are married, some are dead ; Some sit as ministers of state, And some as priests beg at their gate. In all, the pulses fainter beat And will not move in metric feet ; Despatches, sermons, whatso goes Into their brain comes out as prose. Yet still their ink will flush to flame If chance permits it Oxfortfs name ; Still have they won the meed of wit, If Oxford reads what they have writ. 2095305 DEDICATION. But should the Undergraduate read, O heart, then fame is fame indeed ; Th' o'er-tasked, ingenuous brow to smoothe Once more, is to renew one's youth. Then pardon, sirs, if I am bold To offer, when the blood is cold, Tame spirts of a parergic pen To you, who taste both books and men. URBANUS SYLVAN. CONTENTS. i. PAGE A STANDARD OF GENTILITY A COLLEGE GAUDY THE INFLUENCE OF NATURAL SCIENCE UPON MANNERS CAXTON'S ' BOOK OF COURTESY ' i II. OXFORD WIT AND HUMOUR... ... ... ... 18 III. A FORGOTTEN POET: ABRAHAM COWLEY ... ... 40 IV. A LETTER TO THE EDITOR OF 'CORNHILL' UPON PATRIOTIC SONGS ... ... ... ... ... ... 55 V. AN EIGHTEENTH-CENTURY DIVINE ... ... ... 69 VI. A HOLIDAY NUMBER ... ... ... ... 92 VII. A FURTHER HOLIDAY NUMBER ... ... .. .. 115 CONTENTS. VIII. PAGE A LETTER TO THE EDITOR CHIEFLY ABOUT SIR JOHN DAVIES ; WITH SOME INTRODUCTORY REMARKS UPON THE PERSONIFYING OF OCCASION ... ... ... I3*> IX. THE NEW CRITICISM ... 153 X. THE TEARS OF THE MUSES ... ... ... ... 169 MR. H. D. TRAILL A SCHOOL OF LITERATURE COMIC VERSE AN AMERICAN GILBERT ... ... ... 190 XII. THE LEGEND OF MACCONGLINNE, WITH AN ANNEX ON ULIXES MAC LAERTIS ... ... ... ... ... 204 XIII. WILLIAM COWPER ... ... ... . ... 224 XIV. PEREGRINATIO RELIGIONIS ERGO ... ... ... 238 XV. THE BLACK BOOKS OF LINCOLN'S INN ... ... ... 248 XYI. THE POETRY OF CHAUCER ... ... ... ... 2 6 9 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN i. A STANDARD OF GENTILITY A COLLEGE GAUDY THE INFLUENCE OF NATURAL SCIENCE UPON MANNERS CAXTON'S 'BOOK OF COURTESY.' JOURNEYING inside an omnibus, the roof being full of women, on a recent visit to town, I could not but overhear my vis-d-vis, who was one of nature's ladies, expatiating in a loud whisper upon the merits of some person of my own sex. The crowning en- comium was this : ' My dear, he was a perfect gentleman ; his hands were as white as milk.' This with an (I hope) involuntary glance at my hands, hot and dusty with turning over books in old book shops, and conscious of their lack of gloves. A phantom procession of milk-white gentlemen began flitting through my brain Jonson's Court Butterfly, Pope's Sporus, Aucassin- then a too popular advertisement B 2 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. flashed into memory with the amendment, ' Pink Pills for Perfect Gentlemen/ and I must have smiled ; for nature's lady, perhaps thinking herself caught in an indiscretion, flushed as pink as my hands. How interesting all these standards of gentility are ! I remember a friend telling me that once on her way home from her dressmaker's, when two girls had overtaken and passed her in the street, she heard one say to the other, ' I took her for a lydy from her back, but she's got a cotting on her dress.' Plainly, then, in the view of this class of the community, to be gentle is to be like the lilies of the field, whose complexion is white, and who neither toil nor spin ; a very natural and pathetic ideal for them. On the day of this experience a letter reached me from my old College at Oxford, bidding me to a feast. Such invitations I have in former years declined, I can hardly say why ; certainly not from any lack of patriotism or respect for the Dons of my house, or the University. I should never dream of referring to these as Tennyson does, in that section of ' In Memoriam ' which describes a visit to Cambridge : And all about The same gray flats again. But somehow, when I have by chance met them, I have found myself at a stand for topics. ' What are you engaged upon now?' seems a dull and con- ventional query, and even if they took me into CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 3 confidence, and replied, 'A MS. of Babrius,' I could only reply, ' Ah ! Babrius.' But on this occasion, whether it was from a desire to investigate the relations between paleness and gentility, or from some deeper, unconscious reason, I accepted ; only I avoided the necessity of a room in college by pro- posing myself to a friend whom the process of time has raised to some eminence in the University. The first moment of any notable importance in the visit was the scrutiny of the diagrams hung by the porter's lodge, setting forth the tables and places of the guests. I was told afterwards that the arrangement of this plan had cost the Dean of the College many anxious days and sleep-broken nights. First, the Calendar had to be consulted, to make sure that contemporaries were placed together, for a generation in university life is but three or four years. Then there was the effort to recollect who used to be friends, and whether they had since had any public quarrel. Happily I found myself well neighboured. Meanwhile, on all sides, I heard : ' Don't you recognise me ? ' 'Is it X. ? ' (sometimes ' Can it be X. ? ') and then the slightly pained ' Of course.' I was delighted that I had come, though I should have been even better pleased to have watched the scene unobserved. It was extraordinary how through the uninteresting face of a perfect stranger there would break suddenly the unmistakable likeness of an old companion 'the same, yet not the same' whom it was a 4 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. rejuvenescence to welcome. I was wondering how it was that I alone had escaped this defeat of Time, when I was rudely undeceived. 'I have been puzzling ever so long,' said a voice, ' to make out who the dickens you could be ; and then I saw your ear twitch, and I said it must be old ' (giving me a nickname I had not heard for a quarter of a century). 'Do you remember how I poured the water-jug over your head that morning you wouldn't get up, when we were going to ? ' And then followed a chain of reminiscences in Miss Bates's most associational manner, as we walked through the quadrangle to hall. Then presently, 'Have you generalised yet ? You wouldn't be old if you haven't generalised.' ' Well,' I said, ' I haven't been here much more than ten minutes ; but, as far as I have seen, I should say the diplomatists have changed least I suppose their profession obliges them to treat their face as a mask and avoid all superfluous play of emotion ; the lawyers have all fattened that would come naturally from eating terms ; and the clergy have grown grey and careworn, no doubt from the cares of the other world and the deceitfulness of poverty.' The dinner was excellent was it perhaps because cooking at the universities is still a tradition, and is not yet promoted into the rank of a fine art, like painting and poetry, with professors and lectures? I would willingly print the bill of fare were there not CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 5 a risk that it might fall into the clutches of some Radical editor, not a university man, who would agitate for a new commission to investigate the expenditure upon college Gaudies. If such an agitation were ever started, it would be best met, in my opinion, by a proposal to confer degrees ex officio and honoris causa, upon all editors of journals, and so admit them within the range of the genial influ- ences that radiate from every college buttery. An American visitor and Oxford in the Long Vacation is a New America had stopped me, a few minutes before, outside the College Hall, arrested by what he described as 'the cunning smell from the kitchen,' and put many questions about ways and means, which I answered in as much detail as I could, being pleased with his epithet ; and quite of his view as to the tempting power of Meats of noblest sort And savour, beasts of chace, or fowl of game, In pastry built, or from the spit, or boil'd Gris-amber-steam'd. I have always thought that the most dehumanising office open to civilised man is that of archdeacon ; but I have seen even an archdeacon so far reconciled to humanity by the insinuating smell of a college Gaudy as to fling a ballad afterwards to the brighten- ing moon. I did not forget, before going home that night, to give a glance round to see how far the evening's society would warrant my lady's judgment 6 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. that pallor was a sign of gentle birth, and I am pretty sure that a poll would have returned a plain nega- tive ; on the other hand I am bound to admit that, as I met the company in chance ones and twos the next morning, I thought there might be something in it. I felt a little pale myself. In two days was to come the Encaenia, and, as my host was hospitable, and the interval afforded an opportunity of visiting some of the many libraries, I determined to remain. In Queen's Library, which was new to me a magnificent building, with a plaster ceiling and much Gibbons carving I fleeted many hours carelessly. Here, as long as a very polite senior Fellow could occupy himself at my elbow, I ' was allowed to delectate my hands with turning over the first four folios of Shakespeare and a ' Paradise Lost ' of the first title-page ; and when other duties called him away I was graciously allowed the run of the Theology without surveillance. The book that most attracted my cupidity was a little manual of devotions compiled by Cosin for the English and Protestant ladies of Henrietta Maria's court, in order that they might have a book to hold in their hands, and not be out-faced by the French and Popish ladies with their 1 Horse.' I observed that, while the tomes of St. Thomas were kept carefully free from dust, those of his antagonist Duns were left to the decoration of the spiders. I was a little surprised that the contro- versy between these two schools of divinity should CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. / still persist, even in Oxford ; and of course the presence of spiders' webs may have been merely a complimentary emblem appropriate to the Doctor subtilis. In the Bodleian, while studying the curi- osities in Duke Humphrey's Library, it was my chance to become something of a curiosity myself. A royal party was in act of being conducted round by the librarian, and as the functionary passed me he said, with a wave of the arm, ' These are students engaged in research,' or some such phrase. I did my best, for the honour of the University, to give in to the illusion pushing it, in fact, so far as to ask a question of one of the gentlemen who sit in little cabinets and put their learning at the service of inquirers. But I found this was going too far. With exquisite suavity, after cautioning me to speak lower, the learned gentleman made a note of my question, looked at it, turned it inside out, and showed me that in many places it would not hold water, if, indeed, it was not altogether futile. I was much struck and interested, amongst other things, by the employment of children in this ancient library to fetch the books for the readers. It seemed, in Milton's phrase, to 'smooth the raven down' of the Dark Ages till they smiled. I was much interested, also, to see two learned gentlemen enter, within a few minutes of each other, who were engaged at the moment in an animated but perfectly polite contro- versy in the weekly press ; and it occurred to me that 8 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. the conditions of life in Oxford must make for courtesy in polemics, as it might easily happen that the combatants would have to forge their missiles cheek by jowl in adjoining compartments of this great war magazine. The Encaenia, from the circumstance already referred to of the visit of a royal party, and also from the fact that Mr. Cecil Rhodes had proposed himself to receive an honorary degree conferred upon him at some pre-Raidial epoch, was very largely attended ; and for the same reason it has been very largely described in the papers, so that I need not venture an amateur description. I will but touch on one or two things that specially impressed me. The first was the ' too, too solid ' (and ' sallied ') flesh of my brethren Masters of Arts in the area (I had almost written arena) of the Sheldonian Theatre. Access to this was allowed, at the time I entered, only by a single door at the side. A passage had been barricaded off the whole length of the theatre from the great doors for the Vice-Chancellor's procession to his throne, and on the further side of this there was only a sprinkling of Masters, who had been admitted earlier by the door on that side. Un- fortunately the crowd of Masters who thronged in at the same door as myself could see this comparative emptiness, but could not see the gulf fixed between ; and so they were for ever urging us to press forward, while we as urgently entreated them to keep back. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 9 At last a certain professor, of great brawn, with a sensibility impaired by the immolation of many generations of butterflies, uttered a barbarian shout, and thrust into the seething magisterial mass, followed in the ample wake by the head of one of the Nonconformist colleges. The panic was awful. A lady, who looked down upon the sea of faces from the gallery above, told me afterwards that for the first time in her life she saw and realised what was meant by the mingled tragic passion of pity and fear upon human faces (most of the Masters being trained in the classical school). Two of the less stalwart fainted, and were helped out of the press ; one swarmed up a pillar into the ladies' gallery ; the rest swayed like a sea, giving and receiving pressure upon all hands. I, who had steered myself by good luck into a backwater, found myself covered with much academical flotsam of caps and gowns. At this point a curator of the theatre addressed us from the pulpit, begging us to be cool, and promising if we would be good Masters that he would admit some of us at the opposite door into the quiet stations beyond ; and by the with- drawal of many on this promise, and many more who made it a pretext to retire altogether, we regained some composure especially as the air was now full of dust, which, as Virgil says, is the best sedative for angry passions. But if I shut my eyes I can still see the picture on the theatre ceiling, upon 10 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. which they were so long fixed as I tried to keep my mouth above the crowd. It is a familiar observation that nothing tends so much to self-control as the sight of agitation in others ; and so it happened that the loss of balance among the Masters provoked an exemplary decorum, a somewhat pained decency of demeanour, on the part of the undergraduates in the gallery. There were no mad eccentricities, followed by mad dashes of the Proctor, as in my youth. The young men sat as if at a concert, and listened in silence not only to the Newdigate poem a silence prescribed by custom and good feeling, for any undergraduate might in his inexperience be guilty of a Newdigate poem but they listened also to the Professor of Poetry, a thing without example in the days when I was an undergraduate. Another noticeable difference from earlier times was that the wit seemed to be organised. It is the custom at Oxford, as all the world knows, for the undergraduates to pelt the recipients of honorary degrees with good-humoured ridicule ; but all the smart sayings at this year's Encaenia were delivered by one or two young gentlemen evidently chosen for the clearness of their articulation. This may always have been the rule, and my disillusion- ment as to the spontaneity of the thing may be merely that of the grown person at a pantomime. I should allow that the jests were none the worse, and probably much the better, for being elaborated at CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. II home ; and the audience, notably the royal party, were not wanting in appreciation. This taking of degrees must be a severe ordeal for a person of distinction troubled with nerves ; even heroes have been known to blench and falter at the prospect of confronting the chartered libertinisms of young England ; and on this occasion one gentleman, understood to be willing to face the music generally, looked pale and flabby as he entered, and grew con- spicuously more erect, and solid, and master of his fate as he found the preponderance of cries in his favour. In the evenings I dined with my host The con- versation was curiously different from the more general talk at the Gaudy, being more epigrammatic, but restricted within a narrower circle of topics. Over the wine the guests were amused by some of Lewis Carroll's puzzles, stored in Common Room as a mild digestive, such as the problem : ' If a rope over a pulley had a monkey at one end and an equivalent weight at the other, and the monkey began to climb, would the weight rise or fall ? ' There were many more or less veracious anecdotes told as to the secret history of the Oxford movement to sufflami- nate Mr. Rhodes. One gentleman related, on the very highest authority, that a most distinguished personage had threatened to leave the theatre if the senior Proctor vetoed the degree. Another gentleman knew for a fact that Lord Kitchener had 12 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. said privately to Mr. Rhodes, ' Don't forget, Rhodes, that I have a sword under my gown if it is wanted ' a tale that excited the imagination of the most prosaic. Other stories were more ostentatiously academic and apocryphal, as that Dr. Shadwell had prepared himself with South's quip upon the general who accidentally turned his back when being pre- sented for his degree, and was introduced as ( Hunc bellicosissimum, qui nunquam antea tergiversatus est.' Lord Kitchener's bearing, it was added, was so correct that the witticism could not be introduced. To return to the question, from which I digressed, as to standards of gentility. It would be difficult, and, I venture to think, impossible, to find one that could be universally applied. A lady at an hotel, in a story of Mr. Meredith's, was convinced of the gentility of a new arrival because she overheard him ordering a cold bath. That was evidently a standard only for a moment ; for baths were once unknown, and now they are found even in semi-detached villas of the baser sort. Again, there is the standard of dress, but it is notorious that a seat in the House of Peers gives a man a right to dress as ill as he pleases. Or there is the standard of table manners. There is a traditional Oxford tale of a freshman from a remote and backward province who eat his peas with a knife, and was rebuked by a senior in the words, ' Don't juggle here, sir.' But again, one cannot move from dinner-table to dinner-table without observing- CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 13 that eccentricity in feeding is pushed by some enthusiasts even to indecorum. Or there is the standard of courtesy, but courtesy is always now written with the epithet ' old-fashioned.' Or, once more, there is the standard of tact, which Cardinal Newman celebrates -in a famous passage ; 1 but there are crowds of gentlemen without a solitary grain of tact. The truth would seem to be wrapped up in the word 'breeding/ and breeding always carries with it instruction in all such matters only such instructions bear fruit in various degrees and pro- portions. No man is well-bred in all points 'no man but Lancelot, and he is dead.' There comes a point different in each case where selfishness gets the better of breeding. As Chaucer says : Though he were gentil born, and fresh, and gay, And goodly for to seen, and humble, and free, No gentillesse of blood ne may hem binde. The old manuals of good breeding treat of all sorts of manners and morals ; and it is interesting to see how very little our English standard has really changed since Plantagenet days. In one of the most amusing, Caxton's 'Book of Courtesy,' we find elaborate instructions as to washing and dressing, behaving mannerly at table, in talk, at church, etc., 1 ' He has his eyes on all his company ; he is tender towards the bashful, gentle towards the distant, and merciful towards the absurd. He can recollect to whom he is speaking ; he guards against unseason- able allusions, or topics which may irritate,' &c. 14 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. and as to reading good books, being kind to animals, keeping counsel, etc. One or two of the hints would hardly bear quoting, manners having passed far beyond the need even of the counsel, and a few are inappropriate to modern fashions in dress ; but the most would be as useful in the schoolroom to-day as they were to the ' lityl John ' for whom they were first penned. I will transcribe a few verses into modern spelling : If ye be served with meates delicate, (De)part it with your fellows in gentle wise : The clerk saith ' Nature is content and satiate With mean diet, and little shall suffice.' (De)part it therefore as I you devise ; Engross it not unto your selven all, For gentleness will ay be liberal. Burnish no bones with your teeth, be ware That houndes tache 1 faileth of courtesy ; But with your knife make the bones bare. Handle your meat so well and so cleanly That ye offenden not the company Where ye be set, as far forth as ye can Remembering well that manner maketh man. And when your teeth shall cut your meat small, With open mouth be ware that ye not eat ; But look your lips be closed as a wall, When to and fro ye traverse your meat ; Keep you so close that men have no conceit To say of you language of villainy, Because ye eat your meat unmannerly. Be ware, my child, of laughing over measure. Ne at the board ye shall no naile's pare ; 1 Manners. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 15 Nc pick your teeth with knife, I you ensure ; Eat at your mess, and other folke's spare. A glutton can but make the dishes bare, And of enough he taketh never heed ; Feeding for lust more than he doth for need. And when the board is thin as of service, Not replenished with great diversity Of meat and drink ; good cheer may then suffice, With honest talking ; and also ought ye With gladsome cheer than fulsom for to be ; The poet saith how that the poore board Men may enrich with cheerful will and word. And when another man speaketh at table Beware ye interrupt not his language ; For that is a thing discommendable, And it is no sign of folke's sage To be of language busy and outrage ; For the wise man saith plainly in sentence : ' He shall be wise that giveth audience? Be ware also, my child, of rehearsal Of matters which ben at the table meve'd ; 1 It grieveth oft, and doth men disavail ; Full many a man that vice hath mischeved ; Of ill thing said is worse often contrived. Such reporte's alway, my child, eschew As may of old friends make enemies new. Advise you well when ye take your disport, Honest games that ye haunt and use ; And such as be but of villains' report I counsel you, my child, that ye refuse. For trust ye well, ye shall you not excuse From birchly feast, 2 an I may you espy Playing at any game of ribaldry. 1 Moved. ~ Another reading is 'breechless feast.' I am told by experts that either reading gives a good sense, and that the two are mutually explanatory. 1 6 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. It is to a goodly child well-sitting To use disports of mirth and of pleasaunce, To harp, or lute, or lustily to sing, Or in the press right mannerly to dance ; When men see a child of such governance, They say : ' Glad may this childes friendes be To have a child so mannerly as he.' But as our conferences concern books as well as men, I will quote some of the advice our author gives about reading : first, what he says about Chaucer, for its own sake ; and then what he says about his master Lydgate for the quaintness of the ballade into which he casts it. This is how he apostrophises Chaucer : O Father and Founder of ornate eloquence, That enlumined hast all our Britaigne, Too soon we lost thy laureate science. O lusty liquor of that fulsome fountain ! cursed Death ! why hast thou this poet slain, 1 mean Father Chaucer, Master Galfrid ? Alas the while that ever he from us died ! Readeth his bookes full of all plesaunce, Clear in sentence, in language excellent ; Briefly to write such was his suffisance, Whatever to say he took in his intent, His language was so fair and pertinent It seemed unto manne's hearing Not only the word, but verily the thing. Readeth, my child, readeth his bookes all, Refuseth none, they be expedient ; Sentence or language or both find ye shall Full delectable ; for that Father meant, Of all his purpose and his whole intent, CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. \J How to please in every audience ; And in our tongue was well of eloquence. 1 And this is his ballade of his master, the monk of Bury : Looketh also upon dan John Lidgate My master, whilome cleped Monk of Bury, Worthy to be renowned laureate ; I pray to God, in bliss his soul be merry, Singing Rex splendens, that heavenly Kery, 2 Among the Muses nine celestial, Before the highest Jupiter of all. I not 3 why Death my master did envy, But for he should change his habit, Pity it is that such a man should die ! But now I trust he be a Carmelite ; His amice black is changed into white Among the Muses nine celestial, Before the highest Jupiter of all. Passing the Muses nine of Elicon, Where is non pareil of Harmony, Thither I trust my master's soul is gone, The starred palace above dappled sky, There to sing sanctus incessantly, Among the Muses nine celestial, Before the highest Jupiter of all. The carelessness of copyists has certainly robbed this ballade of some of its original glory, but there are phrases in it that still please. 1 Cf. Spenser, Faerie Queenc, iv, 2. 32. - Kyrie. 3 Know not. 1 8 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. II. OXFORD WIT AND HUMOUR. THERE was lately put into my hand a little book called Memories of Oxford, written by a young Frenchman, M. Jacques Bardoux, who to an un- feigned admiration of our heavier virtues seems to have added an unfeigned contempt for our lighter intelligence. His strictures and compliments set me in my turn thinking and remembering, and my rumination has resulted in a very simple proposition. Assuming the current division of Jocularia into wit and humour to be substantially sound, I should say that there is an academic variety of each : the former being found for the most part among the fellows and scholars of colleges, the latter among the under- graduates ; for the obvious reason that academic wit postulates learning, while academic humour is the child of high spirits. University wit, therefore, is apt to change its form from age to age, for sciences have their fashions, and the learning of one age is often the folly of the next ; but University humour, relying almost entirely upon the genial sense of youth, is a CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 1Q far more constant quantity. It might be illustrated from the traditions of the remotest ages, and be certain to awake an answering chord in the under- graduate bosom of to-day. I have a neighbour who, whenever talk falls upon the Universities, as it is apt to do just before Easter, will relate how in his youth, when a certain set of his fellow-collegians affected to wear their hair longer than the custom of the hour dictated, they were torn by night from their quiet beds and conveyed to the college pump. On one occasion, when this story had been told with more than ordinary gusto, I could not help suggesting that the process would have been more in character as shampooing if the water had been warmed ; but, as my neighbour pointed out, in that case where would have been the humour ? Not, of course, that humour necessarily implies a low temperature (though I have observed its operation to be more nimble in winter) but only an unexpected temperature. There are well-known occasions in University life when it takes the inflammatory form of making a bonfire of college desks and deans ; the humour here also lurking in the element of surprise. In ancient days this high- blooded humour of the undergraduate body was largely purged by exercise upon townspeople. 1 But, as the townsmen's idea of humour was coarse, their 1 A tradition of this was, within living memory, preserved by certain interludes annually enacted between Town and Gown on the fifth of November, the meaning of which, however, was altogether forgotten. 20 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. repartees were less satisfactory. In 1214, for example, the townspeople had to be fined ' propter suspendium clericorum ; ' and in the next century on a day long remembered (St. Scholastica's day, 1354), they again got the best of the joke by calling to their aid a rabble of country bumpkins, who, having but a rudimentary sense of fun, flayed the scalps of certain clerks in scorn of their clergy. So that succeeding generations of undergraduates found it prudent to restrain their humour within academical boundaries, and joke only among gentlemen. 1 These and like incidents prove that the Town and Gown controversy was only one, somewhat acute, form of the ancient antinomy between Clerk and Layman, which itself is only a particular shape of the eternal conflict between Form and Matter. It will be recollected that this antipathy forms the staple of Chaucer's unacademic humour, most of his caricatures being drawn from ecclesiastical functionaries. He allows no virtue to any of them except the poor country parson, it being a primary lay dogma that in no point but poverty may the principle of apostolical succession be 1 As an annex to the discussion on p. 12 as to the definition of a gentleman, I would suggest that he might fairly be described as one who is content to ' play the game,' whatever the game be in short, a sportsman ? Many people who are not ' gentle ' will play their own game fairly enough, but have no respect for that of their neighbours. Farmers, for example, think themselves genteel for not shooting foxes, but they do not mind spoiling the sport of the poor bicyclist by strew- ing the roads with their hedge-clippings. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 21 tolerated, and that there it should even be encouraged. But the laicising of the University has now removed from Oxford every trace of this old quarrel, so that the Reverend the Vice-Chancellor is as often as not an Alderman of the city, and His Worship the Mayor in like manner an undergraduate who has taken ' Smalls ' out of compliment to the Vice-Chancellor. And so, being on this friendly footing, Town and Gown are once more content to pass an occasional jest upon each other, the most humorous sally of the Town in this generation having been the driving a tram-line down the High Street, and widening Magdalen Bridge to give it way. Of University humour I need give no more par- ticular account, as it is indistinguishable from that of the English schoolboy in every age. But I must not omit to mention that there is also a type of wit, as well as their proper humour, sometimes found among the more unscholarly undergraduates. Aris- totle, whose definitions have long supplied the basis of Oxford training in morals, described wit as 'a scholarly insolence,' but he gave no name of its own to the peculiar vein of insolence sometimes found in those who are not scholars. This type of wit has always been allowed an opportunity for public display at the Act ; in old days the function was delegated to an official called ' Terrae-filius,' a half-licensed jester, who represented the main undergraduate body. I say ' half-licensed/ because in many cases where 22 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. the ' Terrae-filius ' went beyond his part and proved really witty in the ordinary sense of the term, he was sent down and refused his degree. Addison's father, for example, had to recant his Terrce-filius speech upon his knees in Convocation. 1 The Puritans made an attempt to abolish the office in 1658, but it lasted out that century. The part is now played at Com- memoration unofficially by any undergraduate who cares to attempt it. I may point out that what I find described in old treatises as ' Oxford manners ' or ' the Oxford manner ' seems to have been simply a blend of humour with this unscholarly kind of wit. Steele, referring to it in the Tatlcr (No. 30), says, ' There is in this place [i.e. Oxford] such a true spirit of raillery and humour, that if they cannot make you a wise man they certainly will let you know you are a fool.' This manner is as extinct as the wigs and knee-breeches of the young gentlemen who used to cultivate it, so that a paragraph from a last century writer in which it is touched upon may prove of interest. Nicholas Amhurst, in his collection of essays called Terrce-filius, published in 1721, thus describes the modish undergraduate of the day taking his walks abroad : 'They have singly, for the most part, very good assurances ; but when they walk together in bodies, as they often do, how impregnable are their foreheads ! 1 Various anecdotes relating to holders of this office, taken from Anthony a Wood, will be found in Oxom'ana, i. 104 ff. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 23 They point at every soul they meet, laugh very loud, and whisper as loud as they laugh. " Demme, Jack, there goes a prig ! let us blow the puppy up." Upon which, they all stare him full in the face, turn him from the wall as he passes by, and set up an horse- laugh, which puts the plain, raw novice out of countenance ' (No. 46). This ' manner,' as I said, is now unknown at Oxford, as unknown as the ' plain, raw novice ' upon whom it was exercised, and its place has been taken by an entirely opposite manner, radiating ' sweetness and light.' I like to fancy that the change came in with the century and those delicious creatures who are depicted in the coloured prints at the end of Ackerman's History of Oxford. That was a generation beyond the memory of any persons now living, so that I have been unable to collect any authentic information ; but if all the Oxonians of that epoch were as lovely as Mr. Ackerman's artist painted them, their memorial should not be allowed to perish. My favourite is the scholar, standing in a charming abstraction, his gown wrapped round him and a book in his hand, doubtless 'of Aristotle and his philosophye.' But the nobleman and gentleman- commoner drawn at the moment of being ' proc- torised ' are as certainly the very pink of gentility. Indeed, everybody is genteel and pink, from the Vice- Chancellor overflowing his stall in Convocation to the slim servitor carrying to the High Table the 24 . CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. silver dish of chops that are to be sublimed into divinity. But it is time to pass on to the other and more important division of our inquiry, which concerns University wit. It takes, as I have already pointed out, many forms, its most constant characteristic in all its forms being satire. It is a sign, however, of the ingenuous spirit of the place that the persons satirised are such as are in authority, the true Oxford wit ever disdaining to meddle with smaller game. The earliest pieces that have come down to us the ' first sprightly runnings ' of University wit are in the learned language, sometimes macaronically inter- spersed with the vernacular. There are not a few epigrams on the St. Scholastica riot already referred to, some of which are rather conundrums than epigrams : e.g. G vada bacchando sunt D vada damnificando ; G bene si radis D caput adde vadis. What does this mean ? A curious hexameter is Invadunt aulas, ' bycheson come forth ' geminantes. Another somewhat celebrated Latin poem is the Rusttca Academics Oxoniensis nuper reformats de- scriptio, written by one John Allibond, some time Master of Magdalen College School (died 1658). It tells of a countryman who visited Oxford after the irruption of the Puritans and found it full of doleful CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 2$ creatures. He went among other places to the Bodleian. Neglectos vidi libros multos, Quod minime mirandum ; Nam inter bardos tot et stultos, There's few could understand ~*eni. In the eighteenth century the best of the classical wits was Tom Warton, the Professor of Poetry, who also edited and contributed to the Oxford Sausage, perhaps the most famous of all the Oxford wit collections, and, despite its somewhat Gargantuan name, deservedly so, for it belongs to a good period, in the sense that occasional poetry being a fashionable exercise in the eighteenth century, like music in the seventeenth, every one who attempted it was at least master of the rules of prosody. Warton was not particular, when he saw a good thing, that it should have been grown in Oxford, and even conveyed a couple of pieces from Christopher Smart, who had the poor taste to be a Cambridge man. One of these pieces is called the ' Lounger,' and describes the eighteenth century variety of the idle undergraduate : I rise about nine, get to breakfast by ten, Blow a Tune on my Flute, or perhaps make a Pen ; Read a Play 'till eleven, or cock my laced Hat ; Then step to my Neighbours, 'till Dinner, to chat. Dinner over, to Totrfs or to James's I go, The News of the Town so important to know ; ****** From the Coffee-house then I to Tennis away, And at five I post back to my College to pray. 26 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. I sup before eight, and secure from all Duns, Undauntedly march to the Mitre or Tuns ; Where in Punch or good Claret my Sorrows I drown, And toss off a Bowl ' To the best in the Town.' At One in the Morning, I call what's to pay, Then Home to my College I stagger away ; Thus I tope all the Night, as I trifle all Day. Warton substituted James s for Clap/tain's, the Oxford for the Cambridge coffee-house, and there left it. There is still a Mitre at Oxford, and there used to be also a Tuns. 1 VVarton's other theft is more remark- able. He prints Smart's ' Ode to an Eagle confined in a College Court,' i.e. Trinity. I used to think that Warton must have printed this as a flirt at Cam- bridge studies, for Smart saw in the confinement of the eagle a Type of the fall of Greece and Rome, While more than mathematic Gloom Envelopes all around. But there seems also to have been an eagle kept at Queen's, which died in 1808, so that the expression 'more than mathematic gloom' has even greater point. The Sausage contains the usual proportion of pieces on incidents of the day, songs in praise of ale and tobacco, and in contempt of duns, and parodies of the popular poems of the moment. The best of the Bacchanalian verses are those upon ' Freeman's best Virginia,' by Hawkins Browne, Esq. 1 He quaffs the nectar of the Tuns. ( The Oxford Sausage, ' Pleasure of being out of Debt.') CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 2/ The author, it must be again admitted, was a Cam- bridge man. All that can be alleged in defence of Warton for including him among ' the most celebrated Oxford wits ' is that the verses might quite well pass for those of an Oxford man ; and indeed we know that their author showed what spirit he was really of, by sending his own son to Oxford. There are five Tobacco poems in the various manners of Gibber, Thomson, Young, Pope, and Swift. It is not easy to understand why Warton should have omitted his own Dean Aldrich's catch 'to be sung by four men smoking their pipes, not more difficult to sing than diverting to hear.' 1 Good, good indeed ; The herb's good weed ; Fill thy pipe, Will ; And I prithee, Sam, fill ; And yet sing still, And yet sing still, What say the learn'd ? Vttafumus, vitafumus! 'Tis what you and I, And he and I, You and he and I, And all of us sumits. But then to the learn'd say we again If life's a smoke, as they maintain, If life's a vapour without doubt, When a man does die, He should not cry That his glass is run, but his pipe is out. 1 Hawkins's History of Music. ' Sam ' is said to have been Mr. Sampson Estwick of Christ Church. 28 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. But whether we smoke or whether we sing, Let us be loyal and remember the King, Let him live, and let his foes vanish thus, thus, thus, Like, like a pipe, like a pipe of Spanish, thus, thus, thus. The story goes that this fine scholar, architect, and musician was also so fine a smoker that an under- graduate who betted that he would find him smoking at 10 A.M., only lost his bet because Aldrich at that moment was filling his pipe. The parodies in the Sausage range from the ' Splendid Shilling ' of John Philips, written in imi- tation of Paradise Lost at the beginning of the century, to a parody of Warton's own serious poetry. Philips was an undergraduate of Trinity under that humorous Dr. Bathurst who, though 'his behaviour in general was inoffensive and obliging,' was once found in his garden, which ran along the east side of Balliol, throwing stones at the windows of the rival foundation with much satisfaction. Why is it, the philosophic reader may inquire, that University wit runs so readily to Parody? If only Oxford were concerned it might be attributed to the influence of Aristotle, who lays it down in the Poetics a treatise still read in the Schools that the source of Poetry is imitation. But Cambridge where Aristotle is not read, except by Dr. Jackson is even more addicted to parody than Oxford ; l so 1 The best of all modern University parodies is undoubtedly the ' Heathen Pass-ee,' from the Light Green, said by Mr. Charles Wliib- ley, in his Cap and Gown, to have been written by an undergraduate CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 29 that this explanation will not suffice. A nearer reason seems to be that when occasion arises for a poem when, say, Dr. A. of Magdalen makes himself absurd, and Dr. B. of Queen's wishes to hold the mirror up to nature the poetical afflatus of scorn, or whatever the emotion be, has not, as in the case of professional poets, a choice of imaginative receptacles ready for it, and so is apt to condense itself upon the poem which the indignant Doctor had last in reading. And if this be true of the Doctor or Master, how much more true of the Bachelor, and still more of the undergraduate, whose whole vocation Is endless imitation. But when, to change the figure, the new and some- what acid wine of the University wit has been accom- modated in old and creditably labelled bottles, it becomes a point of honour that the fresh liquor shall be brought into as close a resemblance to the old as artifice can contrive. And thus a new art arises. The new poem must be the same, yet not the same ; named Hilton in 1872. From a study of Mr. Whibley's book I should say that parody was of the very genius of Cambridge wit. There seems, for example, to have been a Cambridge Tatler, which followed close on the heels of the Oxford Spectator ; and I notice a very clever writer Calverley, of Christ's College just a little later than Blayds, of Balliol, on whom he has certainly formed his style. And even when chronology affords no justification the same curious parallels occur: witness an obscurer Cambridge Jowett, also celebrated in an epigram, and a writer of vtrs de societe called Andrew Long. 30 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. it must keep the promise to the eye and ear while it breaks it to the taste ; and so the ingenuity and leisure which are, next to criticism, the chief cha- racteristics of a University, come to the aid of the latter, and the satire is coaxed or coerced into being under a familiar form. There are parodies, of course, which aim at ridi- culing the poems they burlesque. Such are some of those in the Sausage, which attack the ' Gothick ' school of Gray, Mason, and Warton himself; such, in more recent times, is Calverley's celebrated ' The Cock and the Bull;' and such are some of Mr. Swinburne's parodies in the Heptalogia. But much more often the form is caught at by the unborn ghost of an idea as an opportunity of being born at all, and then, having captured its vile body, our admiration is solicited to the grace with which it comports itself in it. Usually it is a ghastly and galvanic performance. But some few parodies there are of this sort written by men who can, if they please, give to ' airy nothing ' a local habitation of their own fashioning which pleased once and still please. Dr. Merry's Lars Porsenna, which sings of ' Adolphus Smalls of Boniface,' and Whiskered Tomkins, from the Hall Of seedy Magdalene, \sic\ is still on sale at Shrimpton's, though Tomkins has grown a beard and Magdalen Hall is merged in CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 31 Hertford. The Shoto-ver Papers (1874-5) contained one good parody of Mr. Swinburne, called ' Procura- tores.' l It begins O vestment of velvet and virtue, O venomous victors of vice, Who hurt men who never have hurt you, Oh, calm, cruel, colder than ice ! Why wilfully wage ye this war ? Is Pure pity purged out of your breast ? O purse-prigging Procuratores ! O pitiless pest ! We have smote and made redder than roses With juice not of fruit nor of bud The truculent town's people's noses, And bathed brutal butchers in blood. And we, all aglow with our glories, Heard ye not, in the deafening din ; And ye came, O ye Procuratores, And ran us all in. In this last quarter of a fast-closing century the Oxford poets who have most arrided their generation by parody are those who have signed them with the easily extendable initials A. G. and Q. Their works are to be found in their own volumes, or in the Oxford Magazine, or in the Echoes from the Oxford Magazine, and need not be copied here being, indeed, copyright. A. G. delights us most 1 The author of this parody was, I believe, Mr. Iwan Miiller, then of New College. Other contributors to the Shotwer Papers were Mr. F. G. Stokes, of Merton ; Mr. Gordon Campbell, of Exeter ; Mr. G. W. E. Morrison, of Queen's ; and Mr. F. S. Pulling, of Exeter, of whom the last two no longer survive. 32 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. with his Latin, Q. with his English. Both, however, begin to cry out for a commentator. Perhaps the 'Caliban upon Rudiments' is Q.'s most brilliant whole, and perhaps The crowds that cheer, but not discriminate, his most brilliant line. After Parody Oxford wit displays itself most in Epigram. The epigrams recorded in our older col- lections are too often in a more Rabelaisian taste than, happily, prevails to-day. But some few are presentable. The following may not be well known. Our friend Mr. Hawkins Browne seems to have been a sound critic of verse as well as of tobacco, for he writes of Young's Night Thoughts on Life, Death, and Immortality His Life is lifeless, and his Death shall die, And mortal is his Immortality. Dr. Abel Evans, bursar of St. John's, sometimes referred to as 'the Epigrammatist/ certainly deserved his style. He is one of the Oxford wits enumerated in the distich Alma novem genuit celebres Rhedycina * poetas : Bub, Stubb, Cobb, Crabb, Trapp, Young, Carey, Tickell, Evans. His best-known couplet is that on Sir John Vanbrugh, who built Blenheim 1 An epithet for Oxford, Latinised from Redychen, said to have been its British name. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 33 Lie heavy on him, Earth, for he Laid many heavy loads on thee. That on Dr. Tadlow is equally short and pointed When Tadlow walks the streets, the paviours cry ' God bless you, sir ! ' and lay their rammers by. Dr. Tadlow seems to have bided his opportunity, and when Dr. Evans, as bursar, cut down some fine College trees, he retorted, though less incisively Indulgent Nature to each kind bestows A secret instinct to discern its foes ; The rogue a gibbet as his fate foresees, And bears a keen antipathy to trees. Not lightly to be forgotten, too, is Dr. Crassus, celebrated in Terrce-filius, who had a great gift for epigram ; one of his may stand for many. It is in a manner since imitated by Mr. Silas Wegg. Upon a Butt of excellent neat Port. Upon my word and credit, gentlemen, d'ye see, I have not smacked such wine in Oxford, since I took my doctor's degree. Epigrams have not greatly flourished since the last century closed. The art has barely been kept alive among the Professors, who alone have had the leisure necessary to give this form of wit its proper finish. Specimens by the late Professor Thorold Rogers, the late Professor Henry Smith, and the late Professor Jowett (who had a unique gift of epigram* matic silence), are still quoted over the 'excellent D 34 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. neat port ' in common rooms. Of the Professors still with us it would be impertinent to speak. Among junior members of the University the taste for epigram has been sadly corrupted by the Lear nonsense verse. Last, though not least whether for age or dignity, among the regular forms of University wit must be mentioned the 'ambiguous pun,' once the veritable hall-mark of a University man. 1 In this species of wit Cambridge is said to have borne the bell, and Addison (Spectator, No. 61), who thought lightly of it, attributed the advantage of Cambridge to the fens and marshes in which that University town was then situated. Perhaps the recent drainage of Oxford may account for the com- parative neglect into which punning has fallen there, for not so very long ago it was a fashionable form of wit ; of which fact I will offer evidence presently. But first a few examples must be given of Puns, or 1 In garret dark he smokes and puns, A prey to discipline and duns. (The Oxford Sausage, ' Progress of Discontent,' by T. War ton.) It was a mark of Shakespeare's greatness recognised by his con. temporaries that, not being a University man, he 'put down' the scholars at their own games. His best pun was reserved for the christening of a child of the famous scholar Ben Jonson. ' Ben,' says he, ' I have been considering a great while what should be the fittest gift for me to bestow upon my godchild, and I have resolv'd at last.' ' I prythee what ?' says he. ' I' faith, Ben, I'll e'en give him a dozen good Lattin spoons, and thou shall translate them.' [Latten was a cheap metal.] CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 35 rather Punns, as they were practised by our ancestors. Anthony a Wood, that great antiquary, made a collection, which was printed in 1751, under the title of Modius Salium, or The Bushel of Salt ; from which I will make a few quotations. 1. Under the dial in All Souls quadrangle is written pereunt ct impiitantur and et is just under the figure XI, whereupon Mr. Prest-wich used to say, when the shadow of the gnomon came to et 'twas Eating-time. 2. On Merideth, organist of New College Here lies one blown out of breath, Who lived a merry life and dy'd a merry death. 3. Whafs your name f quoth proctor Fell to a scholar of Merton, when he met him late at night ; Gall, answered he. Out, you rascal, replied the proctor, do you jeer me? and forth- with committed him. \_Fel is the Latin for^vz//.] Perhaps these few extracts will suffice. The author of Terrcz-filins has a panegyric upon punning in his 39th paper. ' Never,' he says, ' did this facetious art flourish in such perfection ; it heightens the pleasures of conversation, gives a quick goust to the toast, a flavour to the wine, and a relish to the enjoyment of our friends. How many long summer days and winter evenings have I spent at Oxford in this witty and delightful manner ! How was I pleased, though I was no great artist myself, to hear my jovial com- panions display their ambiguous capacities against one another! What a sensible pleasure was it to behold the sheerest wit bandied about in so lavish a 36 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. manner ! . . . Oh, Oxford ! thou British Paradise ! what ravishing delights dost thou pour forth to thy children ! what egregious children hast thou to boast of ! Et hczc olim meminisse juvabit? After which egregious apostrophe he gives, by way of supplement to the old book of Oxford jests, a few illustrations of the art as practised in his day; of these it will be enough to quote one. A man who lived just by a pound in Oxford, and kept an ale- house, put upon his sign these words, viz. ( Ale sold here by the pound ; ' which seduced a great many young students to go thither out of curiosity to buy liquor, as they thought, by weight ; hearing of which the vice-chancellor sent for the landlord to punish him according to statute, which prohibits all ale-house- keepers to receive scholars into their houses ; but the fellow being apprehensive what he was sent for, as soon as he came into the vice-chancellor's lodgings, fell a spitting and spawling about the room ; upon which the vice-chancellor asked him in an angry tone, ' what he meant by that ? ' ' Sir,' says the fellow, ' I am come to clear myself.' ' Clear yourself, sirrah ! ' says the vice-chancellor, ' but I expect that you should clear yourself in another manner ; they say that you sell ale by the pound.' ' No indeed, Mr. vice-chancellor,' replies the fellow, ' I don't.' ' Don't you,' says the vice-chancellor again, ' how do you, then ? ' ' Very well, 1 replies he, ' I humbly thank you, Mr. vice-chancellor ; pray how do you, sir ? ' ' Get you gone,' says the vice-chancellor, ' for a rascal,' and turned him down stairs. Away went the fellow, and meeting one of the proctors, told him that the vice-chancellor desired to speak with him immediately ; the proctor in great haste went to know the vice- chancellor's command, and the fellow with him, who told the vice-chancellor when they came before him, 'that here he was.' ' Here he is ! ' says the vice-chancellor, ' who is here ? ' ' Sir,' CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 37 says the impudent ale-house-keeper, ' you bad me go for a rascal, and lo ! here I have brought you one.' But the poor fellow paid dearly for his jokes : his licence was taken away, and he was committed to the castle prison. The Oxford alehouse-keeper, who had not read his Aristotle, did not know that it is vicious to carry a virtue to extremes ; and so, copying his masters' habits without their discretion, he fell into disgrace. It would be tedious to trace the history of the Pun through the annals of a century's wit ; let it suffice now to give a few examples of the practice nearer our own day. I have in my locked cabinet a play called Pentheus, bearing date 1866, by the present 1 Vice-Chancellor, who would have dealt, one feels sure, more tenderly with the alehouse-keeper of Amhurst's anecdote. From Pentheus I take leave to make a few extracts Pentheus. Enough ! I've tried your mettle, and I see You Ve lots of brass and lots of irony ; For silly words you've shown a great facility And by this volley proved your w/z;bility, &c. (p. 15). Glaucon. To-night no supper-table shall we see, What an insupportable injury (p. 20). Bacchus. But now, and this is for your private ear Ino (aside). His private ear! I'll pry vat e'er it be (p. 24). It would take Edward Terry to do justice to the last admirable example. Then, skipping a decade, we come to the Shotover Papers, every number of 1 Now one of the Burgesses of Oxford in Parliament. 38 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. which contains some specimens of the paronomasia. The best is THE FRESHMAN'S SPELLING BOOK : WORDS OF THE SAME PRONUNCIATION BUT OF DIFFERENT SPELLING AND MEANING. Bone, to crib. Magdalen, an establishment Bohn, a crib. where port is absorbed. Mare, a kind of horse. Oxen, cattle which drive ploughs, Mayor, a kind of ass. and are kept in cribs. Maudlin, the effect of ab- Oxon, a place where cribs are sorbing port. kept, and from which ploughs drive men away. Before taking leave of this popular form of Oxford wit, let me notice a special vein of it worked by a mathematical gentleman of Christ Church, still better known as the author of the best child's book the world has ever seen. Too much or too little mathe- matics is equally a hindrance to the appreciation of Mr. Dodgson's meaning, which lies, as an Oxford meaning always should, in the mean. I am the proud possessor in its original green cover of a tract called ' The Dynamics of a Parti-cle, with an Excursus on the new Method of Evaluation as applied to TT.' From this I will quote a few of the simpler puns. POSTULATES. i. Let it be granted that a speaker may digress from any one point to any other point, CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 39 That a finite argument (i.e. one finished and disposed of) may be produced to any extent in subsequent debates. 3- That a controversy may be raised about any question, and at any distance from that question. PROP. V. Pr. TO CONTINUE A GIVEN SERIES. Example. A and B, who are respectively addicted to Fours and Fives, occupy the same set of rooms, which is always at Sixes and Sevens. Find the probable amount of reading done by A and B while the Eights are on. I will conclude with the story of the Oxford scholar which Charles Lamb has made classical by quoting it in one of his Essays as an illustration of the law that the worst puns are the best. An Oxford scholar meeting a porter who was carrying a hare through the streets, accosts him with this extraordinary question : ' Prithee, friend, is that thy own hare or a wig ? ' Lamb's analysis of the merit of this anony- mous masterpiece is one of the subtlest pieces of criticism in English, 40 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. III. A FORGOTTEN POET: ABRAHAM COWLEY. I HAD intended in this Conference to pursue the topic I introduced in the last, by a disquisition upon Oxford guide-books (not forgetting Tom Warton's famous Companion to the Guide) and Oxford Magazines, from the Student to which Dr. Johnson contributed, down through the Oxford and Cam- bridge Magazine, which William Morris founded and financed, to the Isis of to-day. And then I had meant to pass from the Isis to the Granta and celebrate the literary glories of the sister University. For if I have imbibed any tincture of the classical spirit it shows itself in my love of order. I like to finish with one subject before taking up another. If I pass a holiday this year among the English lakes, I plan to spend the next among the lakes of Scotland, and the next again at Killarney ; and I have the same regular habits with my mountains and cathe- drals and other objects of interest. But my mind became somewhat unhinged by a miserable experience at the bookseller's. I had gone CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 41 to buy a Cowley to give my god-child, and was met by blank astonishment, mixed (as it seemed to my heated fancy) with some pity. ' No, sir, there are so many poets now, and poetry is so much a drug, that we are compelled to keep none but standard authors.' I wondered why the good man called poetry a 'drug.' I have noticed people always call a thing a ' drug ' when it won't sell, but to judge by the advertise- ments, drugs are the only merchandise. However, I did not open this question with my bookseller, but contented myself with protesting mildly that Cowley was dead, and might be reckoned a standard author. To which my friend Sosius : ' I think he can hardly be a standard, sir ; a " classic " as we call them in the trade ; our classics are Shakespeare, who sells wonderfully well for presents now ; perhaps you have read his life, sir, that has just come out ; rather late in the day for a biography ; made quite a fortune, they say ; a swan that knew how to feather his nest, if I may use the expression ; and then we have Longfellow, and Eliza Cook, and Hemans, and Scott, and Shelley, and Milton, and two or three others whose names I don't justly remember. Oh, Cowper. It will be Cowper you mean, I expect. Cow/^r it is, not Covfley. John, get down the Cowpers for Mr. Sylvan. We have them ruled with red lines in padded morocco, with rounded edges, very pretty.' But I had fled, with what I hope was mistaken for an apology for haste. 42 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. ' Who now reads Cowley ? ' Pope asked the question, having himself read Cowley with great care, and having some interest in dissuading his own readers from doing so ; but I had fondly imagined that as no one now reads Pope, the fashion had swung back again to Cowley. I suppose I am wrong. Let me then attempt to revive the recollection of a man of genius. I like to think Cowley may have had a good deal in common with Agathon, a Greek poet whose works survive only in a few fragments, but whose picture has been drawn by the pencil of the illustrious Plato in the 'Sym- posium.' Certainly, he had this in common with him, that he was 'a perfect gentleman and a favourite with his friends,' and it may very likely have been that Agathon's genius was reflective, like Cowley's, though probably the Greek excelled the Englishman in passion. Cowley, like Agathon, paid his poetical tribute to the God of Love, but with Cowley it was a purely professional tribute. In the preface to the volume of his love-poems, which he called The Mistress, he apologises for the book on the ground that ' Poets are scarce thought Free- men of their Company without paying some duties and obliging themselves to be true to love;' and he is careful to point out that the poet 'may be, in his own practice and disposition, a philo- sopher, nay, a Stoick, and yet speak sometimes with the softness of an amorous Sappho.' Cowley, CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 43 it must be allowed, never for the twinkling of an eye recalls Sappho. It would, indeed, have been a miracle if the author of the most 'con- vincing' panegyric upon Solitude and (face Mr. Walsh) Celibacy, should have written passionate love-poetry. The book contains a poem called 'The Wish' upon his favourite topic of Solitude, which, in honour of its place, is tempered with a ' mistress,' but we feel, as we read, that the poem would have read more naturally had the mistress been away : Well, then : I now do plainly see This busy World and I shall ne'er agree ; The very Honey of all Earthly Joy Does of all Meats the soonest cloy. And they (methinks) deserve my Pity, Who for it can endure the Stings, The Croud, and Buz, and Murmurings, Of this great Hive, the City. Ah, yet, ere I descend to th' Grave, May I a small House and large Garden have ! And a. few Friends, and many Books, both true, Both wise, and both delightful too ! And, since Love ne'er will from me flee, A Mistress moderately fair, And good as Guardian-Angels are, Only belov'd, and loving me ! The ' Mistress moderately fair ' hardly fits in with the bachelor delights enumerated before her, and plainly throned higher in the poet's hierarchy of hopes. If we had any doubt of this, it would be 44 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. removed by the stanzas introduced into the essay styled ' Of Solitude,' though Solitude is the subject of most of the others : Ah wretched, and too solitary he, Who loves not his own Company ! He'll feel the Weight of 't many a Day, Unless he call in Sin or Vanity To help to bear 't away. Oh Solitude, first State of Humankind ! Which blest remain'd, 'till Man did find Ev'n his own Helper's Company. As soon as two (alas !) together join'd, The Serpent made up three. Cowley's love-poems, then, may be dismissed as nothing more than a tribute to the fashion which strung together ' the lunatic, the lover, and the poet.' But the volume called The Mistress should not, for all that, be merely skipped, as it contains other than amorous poems. There is, for example, a too clear-eyed poem called ' The Spring/ which opens Though you be absent here, I needs must say The Trees as beauteous are, and Flowers as gay As ever they were wont to be. And there are several copies of sparkling vers de societe. Here, for instance, is a verse from ' The Welcome,' in which the poet addresses that returned prodigal, his heart CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 45 When once or twice you chanc'd to view A rich, well-governed Heart, Like China, it admitted You But to the Frontier-part. From Paradise shut for evermore, What good is 't that an Angel kept the Door ? Others are ' Discretion,' and ' The Dissembler,' and 'The Waiting-Maid,' which contains a perfect epigram Th' adorning thee with so much Art Is but a barb'rous skill ; Tis but the Poisoning of a Dart Too apt before to kill. In the same key is the delightful protest ' to his Mistress' against finery a protest conceived in a more gentlemanlike spirit than the often-quoted verses of Ben Jonson Tyrian Dye why do you wear, You whose Cheeks best scarlet are ? Why do you so fondly pin Pure Linen o'er your Skin (Your Skin that's whiter far), Casting a dusky Cloud before a Star ? And so on. But the highest place in this genre is taken by a poem, which was first published, not in The Mistress, but among the Miscellanies in the Folio, a ballad called ' The Chronicle.' It is a most finished piece, and so far as my reading goes, the best specimen of vers de socitti! in English. It has always amazed me that Mr. Locker omitted it from 46 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. his 'Lyra Elegantiarum,' for it exactly answers to his ideal requirement. 'The tone,' he says, 'should not be pitched high ; it should be idiomatic and rather in the conversational key ; the rhythm should be crisp and sparkling, and the rhyme frequent and never forced, while the entire poem should be marked by tasteful moderation, high finish, and complete- ness.' 'The Chronicle' is, as its name denotes, a catalogue, more or less raisonne, of Cowley's quite imaginary 'mistresses.' It opens with a fine swing Margarita first possess!, If I remember well, my Breast, Margarita first of all ; But when a while the wanton Maid With my restless Heart had plaid, Martha took the flying ball. Then follows the long tale of tyrants Katharine, Elisa, Mary and gentle Ann together, another Mary, Rebecca, Judith One Month, Three Days, and Half an Hour Judith held the Sovereign Pow'r. Wondrous beautiful her Face, But so weak and small her Wit That she to govern was unfit, And so Susanna took her place. There is much virtue in ' so.' Isabella succeeded Susan, and- 'black-eyed Bess' Isabella; and then came an interregnum, followed by an et catera. And then the poet concludes CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 47 But should I now to you relate The Strength and Riches of their State, The Powder, Patches, and the Pins, The Ribbons, Jewels, and the Rings, The Lace, the Paint, and warlike things That make up all their Magazins : If I should tell the Politick Arts To take and keep Men's Hearts, The Letters, Embassies, and Spies, The Frowns, and Smiles, and Flatteries, The Quarrels, Tears, and Perjuries, Numberless, Nameless Mysteries ! 1 And all the little Lime- Twigs laid By Matcliavil the Waiting- Maid; I more voluminous should grow (Chiefly if I like them should tell All change of weathers that befel) Than Holinshead or Stow. But I will briefer with them be, Since few of them were long with Me. An higher and a nobler strain My present Emperess does claim, Heleonora, First d 1 th' Name, Whom God grant long to Reign. I have hinted above that Cowley had points of similarity with Agathon. It was unfortunate that he believed himself to be a second Pindar, for most of his unpopularity with later generations has come from his self-styled Pindzrique Odes. What charmed Cowley in the odes of Pindar was their apparent freedom : the wheels of Pindar's chariot 1 A line worthy of Rossetti. 48 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. seemed to go just where the spirit drove ; but the fact was that Cowley did not understand the principle of Pindar's form, and mistook it for formlessness. However admirable the verses an ode may contain, unless the principle of its construction appear, half the pleasure is lost ; and on this account, as well as their frequent prosiness, Cowley's odes must be pronounced failures, all but the magnificent Ode to the Royal Society, which is admirable in both matter and manner. From the rest the reader will but glean a line here and a phrase there to please him. Thus, in one he says of Fame in a fine, ironical couplet Some with vast, costly tombs would purchase it, And by the proofs of death pretend to live. In the Ode to Dr. Harvey he has a good passage against natural philosophers who do not study Nature, but only repeat each other's dogmas Thus Harvey sought for Truth in Truth's own Book, The Creatures, which by God himself was writ ; And wisely thought 'twas fit Not to read Comments only upon it, But on th' Original it self to look. Methinks in Art's great Circle others stand Lock'd up together, Hand in Hand, Ev'ry one leads as he is led, The same bare Path they tread, And dance, like Fairies, a fantastick Round, But neither change their Motion, nor their Ground : Had Harvey to this Road confin'd his Wit, His noble Circle of the Blood had been untrodden yet. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 49 If one wishes to understand Cowley's ideal in poetry, we may learn much from his verses 'upon Wit,' for when our ancestors asked one another to define Wit, they meant, What does true Poetry consist in ? We may learn much also from the Preface to the Folio Edition of his works. Th qualities upon which he there lays the chief stress are fertility of invention, modest dignity of style, and lustre and vigour of elocution, and surely these are all qualities of his own verse. To his fertility every poem bears witness. Dr. Johnson, who did not love him, and who devoted most of his essay upon Cowley to an attack upon the false taste of what Cowley him- self styles his ' odd similitudes,' yet, in one of several remarkable bursts of candour, admits that to write in Cowley's style required a poet ' at least to read and think.' Certainly, whatever his subject, Cowley has always just and weighty and appropriate sentiments to express. Take, for example, his two great elegies, that upon his Cambridge friend, William Hervey, and the other upon the poet Crashaw. Milton's elegy of ' Lycidas ' may be a far better poem than the former, but it is an incomparably worse elegy. We know no more about poor drowned Mr. King when we have done than before we began, and we do not care any more. How much more touching are Cowley's verses upon his college companion : Large was his Soul ; as large a Soul as e'er Submitted to inform a Body here. E 50 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. High as the Place 'twas shortly in Heav'n to have, But Low, and Humble as his Grave. So High, that all the Virtues there did come As to the chiefest Seat Conspicuous and Great ; So Low that for Me too it made a room. If 'Lycidas' be compared too with the Elegy on Crashaw, it must be admitted that, while in beauty of writing Milton is far superior being indeed supreme he is as far inferior in the appropriateness of his topics. What has his famous attack upon the clergy to do with Mr. King? Cowley keeps in mind two points about his friend first that he was a sacred poet, and secondly that he was a convert to Rome ; and so his episodes are very appropriately, first an attack upon the popular cavalier poetry, with its everlasting heathen gods ; and secondly a hint as to the relative importance of piety and exactness of belief; a passage, like so many passages in Cowley, which was the original of an often-quoted paragraph in Pope Pardon, my Mother Church, if I consent That Angels led him when from thee he went, For ev'n in Error sure no Danger is When join'd with so much Piety as his. Ah, Mighty God, with Shame I speak't and Grief, Ah that our greatest Faults were in Belief! His Faith perhaps in some nice Tenets might Be wrong ; his Life, I'm sure, was in the right. And I myself a Catholick will be, So far at least, great Saint, to Pray to thee. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 51 I might go on in this way illustrating the copious- ness and appropriateness of Cowley's sentiments through poem after poem ; but let it suffice to add one more instance, the twin poems For and Against Hope. What could be more admirable than the following description of Hope ? Brother of Fear, more gaily clad ! The merrier Fool o' th' two, yet quite as Mad : Sire of Repentance, Child of fond Desire / That blow'st the ChymicKs and the Lover's Fire / Leading them still insensibly on By the strong Witchcraft of Anon ! Let me, in conclusion, say a word about Cowley's style. Dr. Johnson tells us that he ' makes no selection of words, nor seeks any neatness of phrase ; he has no elegances, either lucky or elaborate ; and he has few epithets, and those scattered without peculiar propriety or nice adaptation.' I feel that the passages I have already quoted will sufficiently meet the earlier part of this very sweeping charge ; but it will be interesting to examine the question of Cowley's epithets. It was Waller who raised the epithet to the position of tyrannical importance it occupied in the eighteenth century ; and we cannot regret that Cowley did not give in to the new fashion But to say his epithets are few is to exaggerate, and to say they are inappropriate is to have an improper notion of propriety. Take a few lines from the open- ing stanza of ' The Complaint,' a poem to which no reference has yet been made : 52 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. In a deep Vision's intellectual Scene, Beneath a Bow'r for Sorrow made, Th' uncomfortable Shade Of the black Yew's unlucky Green, Mix'd with the mourning Willow's careful Gray, Where reverend Cam cuts out his famous way, The Melancholy Cowley lay, &c. These few lines contain representative epithets of almost every species, and the reader will be a sufficient judge of their propriety. I would only call attention to the peculiar felicity of black, which, taken with green, gives the true sombre tint of the yew tree, while it adds a sense of unluckiness ; to uncomfortable, which contradicts the usual attribute of shade, the shadow of trees being one of the most consoling things in nature ; and finally to careful, in the sense of ' full of care/ which, being an unusual sense, gives just the note of distinction necessary to heighten the whole passage. It would have been an instructive experience if the great Cham of letters had but vouchsafed to amend Cowley's epithets throughout this charming poem ; which is, in fact, Cowley's remonstrance with his ungrateful sovereign for leaving him in want after a lifetime passed in his service, though it professes to be Cowley's defence of his sovereign against the remonstrance of the Muse. The Muse is finely sarcastic : Thou, Changeling thou, bewitch'd with Noise and Show, Wouldst into Courts and Cities from me go ; Wouldst see the World abroad, and have a Share In all the Follies, and the Tumults there ; CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 53 Thou wouldst, forsooth, be something in a State And Business thou wouldst find, and wouldst create : Business, the frivolous Pretence Of human Lusts, to shake off Innocence ; Business, the grave Impertinence ! ' Business, the grave Impertinence ! ' Is not that one phrase enough in itself to convict the great lexicographer of either malice or incompetence in writing that Cowley has ' no selection of words ' ? There are not a few other poems to which I would gladly invite attention. But if I am to win friends for Cowley, I must not be tedious. Only I cannot omit by way of bonne bouche two pieces which are always in my own thought, the one written when the poet was a boy, the other when he was old. But side by side they show how thoroughly the child was the father of the man. This is the boy's wish : This only grant me : that my Means may lie Too low for Envy, for Contempt too high. Some Honour I would have, Not from Great Deeds, but Good alone, The unknown are better than ill known ; Rumour can ope the grave. Acquaintance I would have, but when 't depends Not on the Number, but the choice of Friends. Books should, not Business, entertain the Light, And Sleep, as undisturb'd as Death, the Night. My House a Cottage more Than Palace, and should fitting be For all my use, not Luxury. My Garden painted o'er 54 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. With Nature's hand, not Art's ; and Pleasures yield, Horace might envy in his Sabine Field. Thus would I double my Life's fading Space, For he that runs it well, twice runs his Race. And in this true delight, These unbought Sports, this happy State, I would not fear, nor wish, my Fate, But boldly say each Night, To-Morrow let my Sun his Beams display, Or in Clouds hide them ; / have li-v'd to-Day. And this is the strain to which he makes his exit : But his past Life who without Grief can see, Who never thinks his End too near, But says to Fame, Thou art mine Heir j That Man extends Life's natural Brevity ; This is, this is the only way To out-live Nestor in a Day. I will only add one word to anyone whom my poor praise may incite to buy a copy of Cowley's poems. You must seek them in the old book shops. Aim at getting the only edition which turned him out like a gentleman Tonson's three volumes of 1707 and see that all the plates are there, including both Charleses and the Cromwell. There should be, if my reckoning is true, thirty-one. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 55 IV. A LETTER TO THE EDITOR OF 'CORNHILL* UPON PATRIOTIC SONGS. MY DEAR FRIEND, I want you to condole with me on the extraordinary want there is of patriotic songs capable of moving the masses of the people, notwith- standing that our poets have lately given evidence by poems that have appealed to the leisured classes that they are not wanting in imperial instincts. I was much struck by a letter that appeared lately in the public press from a very promising young poet, who wrote to suggest a comparatively unused topic to writers gravelled for lack of matter. The topic he suggested was Purgatory. I make bold to think the choice un- fortunate, not on Protestant but on Platonic grounds. You will recollect a passage in the third book of the ' Republic ' where the question is being debated as to the kind of poetry best fitted for the citizens of an ideal State, and you will recall the fact that one of the subjects objected against was this very subject of Purgatory, on the ground that its tendency was to sap courage. After quoting half-a-dozen lines of 56 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Homer about the state of the soul after death, Socrates proceeds : ' We must beg Homer and the other poets not to be angry if we strike out these and similar passages, not because they are unpoetical or unattractive to the popular ear, but because the greater the poetical charm of them, the less are they meet for the ears of boys and men who are meant to be free, and who should fear slavery worse than death. Also we shall have to reject all the terrible and appalling names which describe the world below. I do not say that these horrible stories may not have a use of some kind ; but there is a danger that the nerves of our guardians may be rendered too excitable and effeminate by them. Another and a nobler strain must be sung by us ' (iii. 386, tr. Jowett). Now it is difficult not to agree with Socrates. Let us suppose for a moment that Milton, instead of writing Paradise Lost, which, in Plato's words, ' may have a use of some kind,' had sung in ' another and a nobler strain,' had put his blood, for example, into battle songs of Worcester or Dunbar. Would he not have merited more of an imperial people ? And, as he valued the reputation of a practical man, would he not have exercised a more real influence over the course of events than by all his prose pamphlets, which fell still-born from the press ? He might who knows ? have prevented ' the glorious Restaura- tion,' and spared us some of the most deplorable years in our annals. And yet to speak so is perhaps CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 57 to speak unwisely, for a poet gives us what he has it in him to give, even if it be only about Purgatory ; and the song which we desiderate the song that shall 'fly alive through the lips of men' is not necessarily within the scope even of those who can write an epic about Hades. I am haunted, indeed, by the suspicion, which you, dear friend, with your wonted good nature, will censure as uncharitable, that the gentleman who expressed a wish to write the songs of the people on condition that he should be released from making the laws, would have written the songs without any such stipulation if only he had found it possible. I take leave to doubt if there are ten members of our own Legislature who could be depended upon for a patriotic song, even if they were guaranteed ' a pair ' from now to the ; end of the session. It might nevertheless be worth Sir William Walrond's while to make the offer. And I firmly hold that it would be worth the Government's while to keep a second-class Poet Laureate for this business, just as the great Dibdin was retained in the last years of the Napoleonic Terror. If you have any weight, therefore, with our young writers, I would beg of you to divert their interests from Purgatory, which could never be made really attractive to the working classes, and centre them instead upon politics, imperial or local. It would be well to disguise the fact, which might deter persons of real genius, that to write a successful song is the readiest way to make a fortune. 58 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Now, what are the qualities a song must have to stir the great heart of the people? If we could ascertain this, we might be able to give our young poets some useful hints. It is needless to say that Mr. Newbolt's method, and even Mr. Kipling's, 1 leaves the demos cold. A first fact to notice would be that the populace in England, unlike that in France, can never be brought to take itself heroically. ' Rule Britannia,' for example, is far from being a popular ditty ; its vogue is amongst the middle classes, and even there is chiefly due to Arne's music, and the opportunity which that allows to the aspiring vocalist. In the abstract, Englishmen do not think of priding themselves upon their national character- istics ; they take them for granted. I have often felt that Mr. W. S. Gilbert, in speaking of an English- man's ' temptations to belong to other nations,' sacrificed truth to rhyme ; it is only in the face of an enemy that a true-born Englishman takes enough stock of himself to make comparison with any other nation possible, and then the comparison necessarily results, not in admiration, but contempt. It was owing to their psychological truth in this particular that Garrick's ' Hearts of Oak,' Leveridge's ' Roast Beef of Old England,' and McDermott's ' We don't want to fight,' carried the nation by storm. I would lay down, then, as our first canon that an English 1 This was written before 'The Absent-minded Beggar' amassed so large a fortune. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 59 fighting song must be not self-glorious, but derisive of the enemy. And so it must be with all effective political songs. I suppose the song that had more political influence in England than any before or since was ' Lilli-burlero/ which contributed not a little towards the great Rebellion in 1688. Burnet tells us that ' the whole army, and at last the people both in town and country, were singing it perpetually.' The occasion of it was the sending by James II. of the Roman Catholic Talbot, made Lord Tyrconnel, as Deputy to Ireland, and the song is supposed to be a paean of the Irish Romanists : Ho ! broder Teague, dost hear de decree, Lilli burlero, bullen-a-la^ Dat we shall have a new deputie, Lilli burlero, bullen-a-la. Lero, lero, lilli burlero, &>c. Ho ! by my shoul it is de Talbot, And he will cut all de English troat ; Tho', by my shoul, de English do praat De law's on deir side, and Creish knows what. But if dispence do come from the Pope We'll hang Magna Charta and dem in a rope, &c. Alas ! in the two centuries that have elapsed, the words have lost what spice they ever had ; but the tune to which they were sung, 'a new Irish tune by 1 ' Lilli burlero and Bullen-a-lah are said to have been the words of distinction used among the Irish Papists in their massacre of Protestants in 1641.' PERCY. 6<D CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Mr. Purcell,' is as captivating as ever ; it breathes a spirit of amused raillery, perfectly well-bred, and much more deadly than the loftiest contempt or the most furious scorn. You will not have forgotten that our Uncle Toby, when anything which he deemed very absurd was offered, would whistle half-a-dozen bars of it. The Lowland Scotch, being a self-contented nation like ourselves, and not wearing their nerves outside their skin like their Highland brethren, have the same trick of ventilating their patriotism by derision of their foes ; but with a difference. Their muse has a pawky, over-prudent habit of postponing inspiration until after the issue of the fight Everybody knows ' Heh, Johnnie Cope, are ye waukin' yet,' which was their amiable way of celebrating Sir John Cope's defeat at Prestonpans ; it goes to a tune of ribald briskness ; less well-known now, but equally ungrate- ful to our feelings at the time, is the ' Song after Bannockburn.' ' General Leslie's March to Long- marston Moor ' has the unusual decency of affecting to be written before the engagement. But, indeed, this peculiarity, together with lines like the second, eighth, twelfth, and fourteenth, makes me suspect that it may be really an English satire, that was blind to one of the most typical characteristics of the Scottish war-song. Thus it goes : March ! march ! Why the Devil do ye na march ? CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 6 1 Stand to your arms, my lads, Fight in good order ; Front about, ye musketeers all, Till ye come to the English border : Stand to 't and fight like men, True Gospel to maintain, The Parliament's blithe to see us a-coming. When to the Kirk we come We'll purge it ilka room, Frae Popish relics, and a' sic innovation ; That a' the world may see There's none i' th' right but we Of the auld Scottish nation. Jenny shall wear the hood, Jockey the sark of God ; And the kist fu of whistles That make sic a cleiro Our pipers braw Shall hae them a', Whate'er come on it. Busk up your plaids, my lads, Cock up your bonnet. March ! march ! Why the Devil do ye na march ? Stand to your arms, my lads, Fight in good order. A second noticeable feature in our popular bellicose poetry is what you, my dear friend, would perhaps call its ' actuality ; ' its clear eye for the solid facts of life, its demand for the due purveyance of the ' sinews ' of war, and its refusal to be roused up to fight, or fobbed off in the way of reward, by such an ' airy nothing ' as military glory. I have already remarked upon 'The Roast Beef of Old England ;' that song lays down with much emphasis that it is 62 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. roast beef, and roast beef alone, that is the chief cause of the Englishman's success in war ; and it shows our national straightforwardness that we are not ashamed to wear before the nations the un- imaginative sobriquet of John Bull. The Englishman is no less solicitous about the monetary value of his successes. He is not of those aesthetic weaklings who practise the art of war for the art's sake. The true British feeling was expressed by one of our Poets Laureate, Mr. Southey, in his justly popular poem about the Battle of Blenheim ; which represents a sophisticated German peasant as in vain attempting to parry the voice of Truth and Nature in that demand ex ore infantium et lactentium But what good came of it at last ? This practical spirit comes out clearly and strongly in the old ballads which stirred that typical English- man, Sir Philip Sidney, 'like a trumpet.' Take ' Brave Lord Willoughby ' for example, to which Byrd wrote a gorgeously romantic tune. There is, first of all, the clear statement of the numerical odds that an Englishman, relying on beef, always feels bound to face : The fifteenth day of July, With glistering spear and shield, A famous fight in Flanders Was foughten in the field ; The most conspicuous officers Were English captains three, CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 63 But the bravest man in battle Was brave Lord Willoughby. The next was Captain Norris, A valiant man was he : The other, Captain Turner, From field would never flee. With fifteen hundred fighting men, Alas ! there were no more, They fought with forty thousand men Upon the bloody shore. Then there follows a clear, business-like statement of the work done ; and finally a statement every bit as precise of the remuneration received for it : To the soldiers that were maimed And wounded in the fray, The queen allowed a pension Of fifteen pence a day, And from all costs and charges She quit and set them free : And this she did all for the sake Of brave Lord Willoughby. The same general features are to be found in the ballads of the other Service. An admirable specimen of these is the ' Honour of Bristol,' which sets forth 'how the Angel Gabriel of Bristol fought with three ships, who boarded as many times ; wherein we cleared our decks and killed five hundred of their men, and wounded many more and made them fly into Gales, when we lost but three men, to the Honour of the Angel Gabriel of Bristol.' One verse may be quoted. Notice especially the reasons given for the popularity of this particular vessel : 64 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. This lusty ship of Bristol Sailed out adventurously Against the foes of England, Her strength with them to try : Well victualled, rigged, and manned she was With good provision still, Which made men cry, ' To sea, to sea, With the Angel Gabriel ! ' Such, roughly, are the characteristics of English folk-songs, and here, I venture to think, is work for our poets. See how wide the field is no less than the whole field of politics, imperial or local quidquid agunt homines. There is no cause that cannot be be killed or borne to victory by a song. In my part of the country, when the cry was raised for ' three acres and a cow/ our parliamentary members were hard put to it to face their village meetings. Expectation pictured them as about to arrive in patriarchal fashion urging along a herd of kine with the measuring rod that was to plan out the acres. But at most they came with two horses, and in their hand the manuscript roll of a speech, which, under the circumstances, it was often not easy to deliver. So they called in the Muses to aid. They revived that fine song of Dibdin's, the ' Miller's Daughter,' with its jaunty air, to make the project ridiculous, and they succeeded. Do you know the song ? There was a miller's daughter Liv'd in a certain village, Who made I a mighty slaughter ; For I'd have you to know CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 65 Both friend and foe, The clown and the beau She always laid low : And her portion, as I understand, Was three acres of land. (Chorus} Three acres and a cow, A harrow and a plough, And other things for tillage ; What d'ye think of my miller's daughter ? The emphasis with which the italicised line was always given (or, to put it more phonetically, ' three hacres and a keow ') was mordant enough to kilt any bill ever brought into Parliament. Now my argu- ment is, that what could be done once can be done always, and that what the nation at this moment needs is a Tyrtaeus of the Legislature. But he must not be a dilettante. Can anything be imagined, for instance, with less snap about it than Tennyson's attack on the House of Lords in 1852 ? And you, my Lords, you make the people muse For doubt if you be of our Barons' breed \Vere those your sires who fought at Lewes ? Is this the manly strain of Runnymede? No, the reader replies, decidedly it isn't ; a poet of the people who is qualifying as a successor to the old Barons must not write so, nor must he rhyme muse with Leives. I have been casting about for any evidence that the County, District, and Parish Councils are alive to the mighty force that lies at their service in song. All that I have been able to discover is the following F 66 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. piece, which is descriptive rather than critical, and was possibly sung as a cantata at a village meeting, in the first exuberance of expectation at what Mr. Ritchie's Act would do for them. It has no poetical merit, but is interesting as a document of the days before the parish councils were patronised by the squires and squiresses, and employed by them as a means of combining beneficence with economy ; the expense of improvements which would in old days have come out of their own pockets being now divided among all the ratepayers. The Chairman of the Parish Meeting speaks : To all and sundry greeting : Once more on Phoenix wing Appears our Parish Meeting, True harbinger of spring. Choose fifteen good and true men, As in past years you've done, (Or, if it please you, women), All over twenty-one. In this ideal parish I need not press on you, Since criminals are rarish, That such you must eschew. Far hence must fly the feet of The bankrupt and the thief, And persons in receipt of Parochial relief. Else every nomination I'm ready to receive ; I'll put them in rotation, And count the votes you give, CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 6/ Unless some person (quoting Sched. i.) a poll demands, The method of the voting Will be by show of hands. An interval for tJie voting ; after which the Parish Council is constituted, and its Chairman speaks : Your Chairman I'm co-opted ; The O'erseer is Clerk elect ; What Acts shall be adopted 1 Behoves you now reflect ; What passion sways th' elector, What fear or what desire, For which the irate Rector We'll rate, and rate the Squire ? Say, shall we light the village With the electric ray ? Though Parson call it pillage, He can't refuse to pay ! Or shall we by fire-engines Insure our roofs of thatch From Vulcan's stealthy vengeance And childhood's playful match ? Or washing might be pleasant When summer heats draw on ; But Nature laves the peasant With perspiration. More useful to the toiler A wash-house for his clothes, Complete with patent boiler, And .mangle, tubs, and trows. Or, should you care for reading, Three farthings in the pound - Procures what light and leading In libraries are found. 1 The so-called Adoptive Acts are the Lighting and Watching Act, Baths and Wash-houses Acts, Public Libraries Act, &c. 68 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Hall Caine and Miss Corelli, ' Enquire Within ' (for cooks), The Laureate, and Shelley, And Lubbock's hundred books. Thus gayer than a circus Our village life shall run, With no fear of the work'us To intrude and spoil the fun. Our sun can hatch no viper, No frost can mar our June, Since others pay the piper And we but call the_ tune. [ They make a rate, then dance. If you are fortunate enough to have met with more interesting examples of the local muse, I would beg you to communicate them to me ; in the meantime I subscribe myself, Your sincere friend and well-wisher, URBAN us SYLVAN. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 69 V. AN EIGHTEENTH-CENTURY. DIVINE. IN this Conference I propose to stand on one side, and allow a gentleman to paint his own portrait. I will choose for the purpose a volume scarce enough not to be in the Bodleian, and, in order to arouse interest and disarm prejudice, I will follow the practice of the late Master of Balliol in his ser- mons upon remarkable men, and withhold the name. Let me add that the memoirs are described on the original title-page as ' replete with humour, use- ful information, and entertaining anecdote.' The humour is certainly there, but perhaps not where the author meant ; the useful information has with the flight of years ceased to be useful or informing, and I have passed it over ; the anecdotes I have selected will still, I hope, be found to entertain. PASSAGES FROM THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF AN EIGHTEENTH-CENTURY DIVINE. I was born in London in July 1735, and am the elder son of reputable parents, though in business ; I may indeed say, the only son, my brother dying when /O CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. a youth. My family, on my father's side, I know very little of, except that they were industrious and virtuous. Being requested by a friend, in the year 1758, to apply to the Herald's office in London for the coat-of-arms belonging to his family, and wishing at the same time to know something of my own, I took that opportunity of searching, to find out, if possible, whether there were any armorial bearings annexed to my name. No such name as mine was to be found in their books, nor any name like it. Seeming surprised at this, and asking the Herald (a youth) what he thought of it, he replied I was probably of the mushroom tribe. Conscious that I am the offspring of a day, I felt no resentment. In order to make some atonement for his rough reply, this sprig of heraldry told me that it was in his power to ennoble me, and that at much less expence than if done by the Sovereign. ' For the small sum of forty pounds,' continued he, ' I can make you out a coat- of-arms, and ally you to some of the first families in this kingdom.' I smiled, and said that, not being ambitious of adscititious honours, I would neither give forty pounds nor forty pence for the best and most honourable distinctions which the College of Heralds could bestow ; and that when I wanted a coat-of-arms, I could make one myself. He gave me to under- stand that the College had furnished arms for many persons of late. ' Let me tell you,' said he, ' it is forty pounds well laid out a good rraAcf-arms is a CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 7 1 warm covering, and adds more to a man's consequence than any coat he wears. Forming a coat yourself/ continued he, ' and wearing any arms not sanctioned by the College, is punishable in the Marshall's Court.' I did not dislike the oddity of this King-at-arms, and asked him what mode was generally pursued to make out a new coat. He answered, varioiis ; such as taking part of the escutcheon of any family whose name had one syllable the same as, or similar to, that of the gentleman that was to be ; or by giving some device emblematical of anything either her or his ancestors were renowned for. In short, this con- versation brought to my recollection the following story, which will illucidate the plan at once. A man applied to the College for a coat-of-arms, and was asked if any of his ancestors had been renowned for any singular achievement ? The man paused and considered, but could recollect nothing. 'Your father,' said the herald, aiding his memory. 'Your grandfather ? Your great-grandfather ? ' ' No,' re- turns the applicant, ' I never knew that I had a great-grandfather, or a grandfather.' ' Of yourself? ' asks this creator of dignity. ' I know nothing remarkable of myself] returned the man, ' only that being once locked up in Ludgate prison for debt, I found means to escape from an upper window ; and that, you know, is no honour in a man's 'scutcheon.' 'And how did you get down?' said the herald. 'Odd enough,' retorts the man. 'I procured a cord, 72 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. fixed it round the neck of the statue of King Lud, on the outside of the building, and thus let myself down.' 'I have it,' said the herald 'no honour! Lineally descended from King Lud! and his coat-of- arms will do for you! If men, as Tom Paine says, were to consider their own dignity as men, they would spurn at titles, and look on them as nicknames. Titles and orders, 'tis true, are harmless things, but they produce a kind of foppery in the human character that degrades it ; talking about its blue ribband like a girl, and showing its new garter like a child. I was once in company with a friend, a nobleman, to whom the King had just given the red ribband. He was then confined to his room with illness, that soon after brought him to the grave ; but still he wore the ribband over his waistcoat, under his flannel gown. The Marquis of Lothian, who has the green ribband, coming to see him, the first thing my friend noticed was the mode in which Lord Lothian wore his ribband, which was hung so loose that he could put his hand into his bosom above it. Ill as he was, and scarce able to speak, and when his thoughts should naturally have been on more serious matters, he eagerly inquired how long the fashion had been to wear the ribband in that manner, and was not easy till he had so disposed his own. He did not survive this two months. Such effect has foppery even on a mind ill-disposed to receive it. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 73 But to speak of myself. My father was proprietor of the public gardens at , had ambition enough to keep good company, and, though not a rich man, brought me up in the line of a gentleman. Fortune he could not give ; education he did not spare. In my tenth year I was sent to Westminster School, where I was contemporary with and known to a number of gentlemen, some of whom have since been pleased to recognise me namely, the Earl of Har- court, the late Duke of Leeds, Lord Hotham, the late Earl of Northampton, Lord George Lenox, and others. Had I continued longer than six years at Westminster I might have grown up more in this acquaintance ; but, reversing the general rule of sending boys from a private to a public school, my father removed me, for convenience, from a public to a private one. I was taken at fifteen years of age from Westminster, and placed at Mr. Fountaine's, the then fashionable seminary for young gentlemen of rank and fortune. Many of the nobility now living (1806) will be able to go along with me in what I shall say of this school. It was the nursery of great part of the young men of fashion ; but I was well received among them. And if the idea of schoolfellow can endear men to each other, I might, from my connections there, have expected to have been ushered into more exalted life ; but it was not to be ; and perhaps I am not the less happy. His Grace the present Duke of Buccleugh was so attached 74 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. to me that when I quitted school for the University he blubbered at parting as if his heart would break ; but some few years after, when the pride of rank had fastened on him with her talons and warped him, ere he was twenty years of age, on my meeting with him in company with a friend, and introducing myself to him, he scarce deigned to know me, and on my reminding him of the scene of the parting he turned round to his friend and smiled with a kind of con- tempt. I was, like him, at that time young, and I must own that I felt it. But since I have learned the ways of mankind, nothing of this kind would wound me. Between the age of eighteen and nineteen I was removed from School to Emanuel College, in the University of Cambridge, where I continued three years, during which time there are but one or two passages of my life worth repeating. Whilst at college I was courted by my fellow collegians for more reasons than one. My father, considering me as extravagant, wrote me a letter in good humour, saying, in pleasantry, that my mother's uncle, who was supposed to be worth four score thousand pounds, had made his will in my favour and left me the whole of his property, on a persuasion that, from my natural expensive disposition, I should soon circulate that treasure he had been so censured for hoarding, and conceiving it would make some atone- ment for his supposed covetousness. When the CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 75 postman brought me the letter I had half a dozen acquaintance with me. I read it aloud. It soon got wind flew round the college walls like a hurricane ; and its effect was soon felt throughout the town. I experienced its good effects also ; for, added to the homage I received, which is always paid to supposed wealth, I became instantly in credit. Those trades- men who were before cautious of trusting me would almost force their commodities upon me. I took no advantage, however, of any of them, except the college cook a saucy fellow, who furnished my private table with anything and everything I wanted and the imposing wine merchant, who kept my cellaret well supplied, but often sold me Made-here-a for Madeira. During my stay at college I was a very early riser, never in bed in the summer-time after four o'clock, and always indulged myself with a walk into the country, two hours before the chapel bell rang. I used to enjoy my reflections on the banks of the Cam, found myself frequently watched by the simple villagers lest I should throw myself in ; and was talked of by them as the melancholy gentleman. So apt are the people to misconstrue what they are unused to see an early-rising gentleman. Had I continued this practice of early rising through my life, instead of seventy years, I should have already lived one hundred, and been richer than I am. Universities are a wise and noble institution, but, 76 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. like many others, have been abused ; and time has dwindled many of their ceremonies and formalities into farce : witness that of taking a Bachelor's degree. The candidate is directed to give the maidservant of the master of the college to which he belongs half-a- crown for a paper of pins (at least it was so at Emanuel when I was at the university in 1754), which he takes with him to the Senate House, where these candidates from every college are assembled for three days, and where they wait for some hours each day, subject to be examined as to their proficiency in learning by any master of arts present. Whilst there waiting, they amuse themselves on the benches at push-pin. Some few are examined in classical and mathematical knowledge, but scarce one in ten, and these only pointed out as young men who can stand the test. After being admitted by the Chancellor to answer the question, the graduate is hurried away to the schools, where a fellow of his own college, being appointed his father for the day, gets up into the rostrum, and the young man into an opposite one. Here the question is to be asked in Latin, the supposed determination of the moment. When this is actually the case, if the respondent presumes to give any rational answer, or indeed any other than ' Nescio/ i.e. ' I don't know,' and as much as to say, ' I don't care,' he is thumped about by his fellow- candidates (with which the room is full and in riot) CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 77 with cushions or their caps, and is pulled, perhaps, headlong from the rostrum, and his gown almost torn off his back, for his presumption in arraigning the ignorance of others. Thus, if the father says ' Mi fili, Domine X, quid est Sobrietas ? ' i.e. ' My son, Sir X, what is sobriety?' the other, if he has no witty reply to make, answers ' Nescio ; ' but if the respondent wishes to excite a laugh, he will, by concerting this with his father before he enters the schools, request him to ask him a certain question, to which he has prepared a smart reply, and which, being conceived to be offhand, sets the whole place in a roar. Sometimes it is the spur of the moment. One young man, I recollect, who had a chew of tobacco in his mouth, and whom his opponent meant to rebuke for his indecorum, was asked, ' Quid est hoc ? ' pointing to the mouth, i.e. 'What is this?' the other replied by pointing to his own mouth, 'Hoc est quid,' happily reversing the words. The fellow- commoners were always at Cambridge called empty bottles, from the following circumstance that occurred at Emanuel. Wine-merchants send their porters occasionally round the colleges to collect the bottles ; one of these men, during the hour of lecture, knocked at the lecture-room door by mistake, and called out 1 Empty bottles ! ' The tutor, then out of humour, at being attended only by one fellow-commoner, when there were twenty in college, cried out, ' Call again another time, I have now but one' This soon 7 8 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. gathered wind, and these young gentlemen of the first class went afterwards throughout the university by the name of Empty Bottles. As to professional students (some very few excepted), they are worse scholars at leaving college than at their admission. I heard our tutor once censure a young man at lecture, who had been nearly three years at college, by saying that he knew less than a freshman who sat next him. ' Well, a.nd what of that ? ' retorts the youth. ' He is but just come from school.' Leaving Cambridge soon after I was twenty-one years of age, I returned home to my father's house, for I could not take orders till I was twenty-three. During this interval I commenced author. I trans- lated from the Italian several burlettas, and adapted them to the English stage. They were performed on a small stage in my father's gardens. William, Duke of Cumberland, who was renowned for his eccentric gaiety, used to amuse himself there. When his Royal Highness died, he was much regretted at Windsor, where, in the improvements he made, he employed all the poor around him, so as to keep himself continually in want of money ; but he had an art of getting more when he wanted it, superior to most men. I had it from very good authority, that Lord Trevor was applied to by a gentleman when the bishopric of Durham was vacant, saying that if he wished his brother to be the bishop, it might be brought about, on his advancing the Duke of CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 79 Cumberland io,ooo/., who was in immediate want of it to go to Newmarket. The money was advanced, and his brother was the bishop. At another time he obtained a loan of the like sum from his sister, the Princess Amelia, whom he importuned very much ; she took him to task, arraigned his dissipated conduct, and said she never would be instrumental to it. He assured her that the money he wanted was to com- plete an improvement in Windsor Park, where it was well laid out, in employing the surrounding poor, and, to convince her of it, proposed to take her down to inspect the works. He had at that time near five hundred men digging a canal. She went to the lodge, and he drove her round the park in a one- horse chaise, and had so contrived it, with his manager, that as she passed from one place to another the same set of men, as in a theatre, removed to another spot, which, when she was brought to, were seen planting of trees ; at another, five hundred men (the same) were found grubbing of hedges. 'Well,' said she, 'brother, I had no conception of this. You must employ near two thousand people.' ' True, madam,' said he, ' and was I to take you to the other side of the Park, I could shew you as many more.' No ; she was satisfied that his money was better expended than she had apprehended, and she lent him the sum he wanted. The truth of this was averred to me by an old servant, privy to the deception. SO CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Among my youthful friends I must reckon Sir William Fowler, a young gentleman who, though possessing a good heart, had an unfortunate end. I once rescued him from the effects of a midnight frolic, which had confined him and his friends in St. Martin's round-house for an assault upon lamps and upon watchmen. I brought there a Westminster justice, who for a Portugal piece of $6s., and a bottle or two of wine, interfered with the constable of the night, and procured his release. It was against the order of justice, but the rotation offices were not then established and justice was at sale. I was as happy once in getting the Earl of Effingham released from the Poultry Compter, who was brought in there one Saturday night for wantonly, in liquor, breaking a lamp ; the keeper could not release him, saying no magistrate sat on Sunday, and he must wait there till Monday ; but going there to do my Sunday duty, for I was at that time chaplain to the compter, I argued the case with the keeper, wrote a note to Mr. Stevenson, then Lord Mayor, prevailed on him to hear the cause, and his lordship was released imme- diately on his own bail. He was not made acquainted of this piece of service I did him, nor did I inform him. /wanted not his thanks ; I did only as I would be done by. Being now of sufficient age to take orders, and my father enjoining it, I determined to conform ; not from any prospect of provision in that profession, but CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 8 1 merely with a view of getting my own living. We had but little acquaintance among the clergy, and of course I found getting into orders difficult. The chief bar was not having a title, that is, an appoint- ment to a curacy, given under the hand of some incumbent, and from which he cannot remove the curate afterwards whilst he thinks proper to employ assistance, till that curate is otherwise provided for. My father exerted himself to procure me a title, but could not succeed. The late Earl of Stanhope, a friend to my family, took up my cause. He was intimately acquainted with Dr. Gilbert, then Arch- bishop of York, to whom he related my case in writing, and requested his Lordship, if he found me otherwise qualified, to ordain me ; saying that as he presumed titles for orders were enjoined by law merely to indemnify the bishop ordaining from any expence, he pledged his honor that I never should be troublesome to him. With this letter I went to York, and saw the Archbishop, who refused me ordination, rejecting the letter with disdain, and a ' what do Lords know of the business ? ' This was the haughty prelate that refused admittance into the Cathedral of Salisbury to the Mayor and Corporation of the City, when he was Bishop of that See. Gilbert Burnet, of very respectable memory, was formerly Bishop of that diocese, and on an innkeeper of the city being asked by a traveller in Gilbert's time who was their Bishop, shrewdly replied, ' It was Gilbert G 82 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Burnet; but now,' shaking his head, 'Burn it, 'tis Gilbert' Foiled in my first attempt to procure ordination, I was still more unwilling to take orders ; for I am convinced that in making me a clergyman my father spoilt a good layman ; however, he thought other- wise, and procuring a title for me in Wiltshire, I sub- mitted to his decision of my fate. I was appointed curate of Enford, in Wilts, and was ordained by Dr. Thomas, Bishop of Salisbury ; but on the day I was ordained I received a letter from my father, saying he had procured me a Sunday duty, in Hertfordshire. It was that of Ware, where I was appointed by the churchwardens to officiate on Sundays only. Having no one to record my abilities, as a preacher, but myself, and the approbation I met with in that time having been the cause of a variety of incidents and events, it is necessary that I should inform my readers that it was my pride to excel, and my early deter- mination that in whatever line of life I was thrown it should be my study to reach the top of it in excellence. I was much admired as a pulpit orator, much caressed, and much followed, and I trust I shall stand acquitted of vanity in so saying, when some concomitant cir- cumstances are made known. I had prepared a few good sermons, and found myself capable of composing others. I had a tolerable good voice, a good person (being five feet eleven inches high), a better delivery, and an easy, graceful action. There are thousands CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 83 living that know the truth of this. Such is either the indolence or the ignorance of our clergy in general that they read and deliver worse than any schoolboy, and the modern flowers of oratory, I am sorry to observe, are blowing the nose, huskiness, hawking and spitting, the stroking of the band, or the exten- sion of a white hand or white handkerchief. When I determined to take orders, I studied to be master of a good delivery, and the approbation I met with told me that I had not studied in vain. Lord Chesterfield had certainly great knowledge of the world, and he considered that a dull boy was fittest for the church. A lad of spirit indeed and enterprise, one of acute feelings and whose pride is soon wounded, is by no means adapted to make his way in the clerical profession. Preferment is in the hands of the great, and the great must be humoured, courted, and flattered. Sir Joseph Mawbey once observed to me that he wondered much that I had no preferment. ' You may wonder much, Sir Joseph,' said I, 'not knowing my disposition; but 7, who know it, wonder not at all. My natural feelings are acute. I cannot submit to indignities. I have abundant resources within myself; I can earn my bread with my pen, and therefore could never bend to the pride and caprice of others.' My chief errors in life have been the not cultivating that respectable acquaintance which chance threw in my way and a too ready resentment of injuries. 84 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. After quitting the curacy at Ware, I had two churches to serve, that of All Saints' in Hertford, in the morning, and one about three miles from the town in the afternoon. Though the church at Hert- ford was crowded by the inhabitants of the towns of Hertford and Ware (for my former congregation travelled far to hear me), yet the village church was as empty as the other was full. The first day I officiated there, my congregation consisted only of the clerk, two girls and a boy. Service ended, being on horseback and a fine afternoon, I rode round among the principal farmers in the parish, gave them to understand that I should be very punctual in my attendance, and hoped they would make a point ot coming to church. They promised that they would, and in a few Sundays I had a tolerable congregation. I preached to them in an easy familiar style, a language they understood and were pleased with, and persuade myself that I did as much good in that place as any minister that there preceded or followed me. The following will convince my readers of the truth of what I have advanced, and the appro- bation I was honoured with. Quitting the parish a few months after, having received uncommon civilities and attention from the parishioners, I conceived it incumbent on me to acknowledge it publicly, in a kind of farewell discourse. This they were pleased to take in good part, and requested me to print ; and in purchasing this sermon they made me up a CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 85 handsome purse. Not satisfied with hearing it once, several gentlemen requested me to repeat it in the afternoon at the village church to which I was going, and they would accompany me there. This being acceded to, and the day fine and warm in the month of April, I proposed to walk. Accordingly after dinner a small party consisting of five or six gentle- men and as many young ladies joined me, and we set off in company. They assured me that the church would be more crowded than ever it had been since it was built ; for it was small and they knew a great many that would be there. In short, it occa- sioned some pleasantries on the way, very flattering to me. The church was in view for some hundreds of yards before we reached it, and not perceiving any person waiting in the churchyard, as is usual in fine weather at all village-churches before the minister arrives, I observed that it was fortunate for me that I had brought my congregation with me, or I should otherwise have preached to the walls. However, when we reached the chancel door it was fast, and I could not obtain admittance. A voice within cried out, 'You can't come in ; there is not standing-room for even one more.' It was literally true, and it was with the greatest difficulty that / could squeeze in. I recommended it to my company to stand up, upon an elevated tomb near one of the windows, and ordered the window to be opened so that they heard tolerably well. I gave out the psalms to be sung 86 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. and led the way myself, and had the pleasure to hear the walls ring with the loudest strains of heartfelt thanksgiving. Wonderful is the effect of social worship, where all tongues are tuned in unison ! Had I the vanity natural to our order and equal to what I conceived my abilities would reach, I should have kept close to my profession, and never estranged my mind from it ; but I was ambitious to accumulate a small independence, and the church, with my indignant spirit, was not the channel. Service being ended, had it not been for an itinerant preacher, that called the attention of the lower class of my followers in the churchyard, I should have walked back to Hertford at the end of a little regiment ; as it was, more than 1 50 accompanied me home. After saying so much of myself, and dwelling so long on a religions subject, let me enliven it with one of another kind. Hertford was remarkable, as most county towns are, for a number of unmarried women and few unmarried men ; so that they could seldom make up a dance, though the attempt was always made at Christmas, at which season of the year I was there. So I found it three or four years before at Horsham in Sussex, where the monthly ball consisted wholly of maidens. I remember being once at this ball, when twenty couple of young women danced, and I was the only man among them, and what is most extraordinary could not get a partner ; for having asked the rector's daughter to dance a proud CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 8/ dame and she declining, all the rest had paired themselves, and I had the mortification to be only a looker-on, and an attendant upon them. A regiment of soldiers being quartered at Hodsdon, within the distance of two or three miles of Hertford, I pro- posed at a card assembly to go over there and invite the officers. It pleased the women, and I became a favourite on that and some other accounts. For one of the young ladies I had the honour to dance with, through a declaration she made to me, perhaps un- guardedly^ and the mode I pursued in consequence, perhaps indelicately, yet unknown to her, I obtained a husband in one of the officers whom I had introduced. Had it not been from an opening of her mind to me she would have missed of that happiness it was the means of procuring her. I am firmly of opinion that a woman of character and fortune often misses the object of her choice, thro' an excess of delicacy and a fear of disclosing her sentiments. There was a young lady of this town who had been since the age of seventeen in possession of a clear estate of 5oo/. a year, and would inherit at her father's death 2O,ooo/. ; yet this lady declared to me, at the age of twenty- seven, that she never had an offer of marriage in her life. I could have told her the reason, if I pleased ; she was too ordinary to attract the notice of men of rank and fortune, and men of no rank and fortune like myself, were afraid to propose to her. Though I might have said (and a fair opening it was) had I 88 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. not wanted spirit and gallantry, ' to prevent such a declaration in future, so disgraceful to our sex, / make you an offer myself.' It was not my fate to be rich in any way. I have had three wives, but not a guinea with either. Independence in life has been the polarity of my magnet, and independence has kept me poor, not in spirit, but in pocket. In the parish of Ockley, in Surry, where I con- tinued more than a year, I received great civilities from the people in general, and many acts of friend- ship from individuals so as to enable me, on a curacy of 4O/. a year, to live comfortably and keep two saddle-horses. One lent me a house, another furnished it, a third supplied us with coals, a fourth with wine, a fifth with poultry ; one with vegetables, another with fruit, and two days in the week we had . the use of a gentleman's carriage, to go wherever we pleased ; my wife was as much beloved as myself, and these friends studied to bestow, what they meant to give, in a delicate way, so as neither to hurt my pride nor my feelings ; so much is the curate of a country parish befriended, where he is liked. My proud spirit could ill brook these obligations, but necessity obliged me to accept them. I considered them as contributions voluntarily given in support of a public officer. Nothing could have induced me to leave this place but ill-health. The situation was low, and I was afflicted with an ague almost the whole time I was there. Among the acquaintance I CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 89 made at Ockley was Richard Hull, Esq , first bencher of the Temple, through whom I was appointed to preach one Sunday at the Temple Church. I com- posed a sermon purposely for the occasion. It was on the abuse of things, in the course of which I ran through all professions of life, beginning with my own, and did not spare it. Having expatiated on this and some others, 'Now,' said I, 'for the pro- fession of the law/ and made a dead stop. I had been warm and animated in the preceding part of my discourse, and had the reader been present and seen the effect of these last words, he would have supposed by the agitations of the congregation, their eagerness to hear, and their apparent fear of hearing what they should not like, that I was a prophet, or a messenger sent from heaven. You might have heard a spider fall. Though I by no means approve of severities in a pulpit, yet as the conduct of our lawyers is so very exceptionable and condemnable, I was determined not to miss the opportunity of open- ing the eyes of some of them if it were possible. After service when I returned to the vestry, the con- gregation crowded round me and thanked me for my discourse. Fiom Ockley I removed to London, and took the curacy of St. Clement-Danes in the Strand, and became presently sensible of the weight of parochial duty in a large and populous parish. On quitting this Dr. Bruce, the King's chaplain at Somerset 90 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. House Chapel, employed me as his assistant. Being now much at leisure I turned my thoughts to what I conceived would not only be beneficial to myself but useful to society ; for to this end we are born. The first thing I planned was an academy to teach oratory mechanically. This may draw a smile from some of my readers who may consider it as a natural gift ; but Longinus did not think so, or he would not have taken such pains as he did to form an orator. I had the honour to read a public lecture in London before Dr. Samuel Johnson, Dr. Birch, Doctors Maty, Morton, and Knight, of the Museum, Sir John Field- ing, Sir John Hill, Dr. Goldsmith, and all the literati then in town ; and after it recited Cicero's ' Defence of Milo,' and not only with the applause of my hearers, but accompanied with their decided opinion that the thing was not only practicable but likely to become of general use. My terms were moderate, so that I had a great many pupils ; but, finding it did not pay me adequate to my labour, I gave it up. This was in 1762. Many years afterwards I made a proposal to the headmaster of Eton School to attend and teach young gentlemen there the art of elocution ; but, not having been there bred, I did not succeed in my application. Had I been educated at Eton, instead of Westminster, the case would have been otherwise. So riveted are men to prejudice. I had not as yet set out as an author, except in translating the burlettas I have already mentioned ; CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 91 but gave myself much to reading, it being my determination some day to profit by my studies ; to this end I made extracts of all matters of importance I met with, adding my own observations as they then occurred. So that the thousands of extracts which I have made in the course of years, interspersed with my own remarks, is a valuable library of itself. I have been at the trouble of arranging them under alphabetical heads, with an intent at some future day to give them to the world ; if it shall please God to spare my life so to do ; and I believe this will be the finale of all my labours. My readers will find a prospectus of this work at the end of these pages. P.S. The second part of the learned Doctor's memoirs, though it exists in MS., has never been printed, and report says that he did his best to call in the first part. Happily some copies are still occasionally to be met with. It may interest my readers to know that the good man did at last attain to the competence his independent spirit so richly deserved. He is famous in the history of the English Church as the inventor of the 'sermon printed in script type, in imitation of handwriting,' designed to save the clergy the labour of transcribing an invention since perfected by the useful art of lithography. U. S. 92 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. VI. A HOLIDAY NUMBER. O for the great good gift or the loan of a little leisure just to be lazy ; Just to be lazy at least in some more sane and sensible way ! O to be just set free for a short sweet space from the cracked and the crazy Cares and the tiresome trifles that weary and worry from day to day ! O to be out of the reach and the realm for a while of this dismal and dun light Darkness rather I call it which serves us sadly here for the sun ! Misty and muddy and fog-and-rain-ruled land, who knowest naught of the sunlight, Would I could once be well quit of thee, cut the whole business and run. 1 So sang the bard during one of our cycles of bad weather, and by his song made articulate the dumb longing of multitudes. But the impulse to ' cut the whole business' is just as strong, perhaps it is stronger, in such dry summers as we have had lately ; for the eyes weary of perpetual sunlight, the brain 1 Love in Idleness (Kegan Paul, 1883), p. no. The writer I believe to have been Mr. Bowyer Nichols. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 93 wearies, the temper wearies. ' The trivial round,' to use Mr. Keble's happy phrase, becomes intolerably trivialwhen it has to be trodden, day after day, through the dust in a steady glare ; and even those who have no round to tread, but may sit still in their gardens, find even their gardens emptied of delight when the lawns are yellow, except for a green oasis here and there of insolent buttercup and plantain. And so the vagabond impulse proved as strong in me this year as ever. But this year it was bitted and curbed by a stern lawgiver, who, like the Homeric deities, half allowed it and half denied. I was permitted to leave home, to turn an ungrateful back on the household gods who had been so good to me, the loved Lares, the divine Penates, ranged on their familiar shelves ; but I was bidden exchange them for a stretch of parched-up down and a shingle beach, and a house full of gods who are no gods, books that cannot be read, a catalogue of which I will furnish in the sequel. I have not, of course, reached my present grey maturity without learning that the rest which we all pursue is too often a flying and elusive shadow, even when the conditions of the search can be fixed by ourselves. I know that Switzerland has its draw- backs, and Paris, and Iceland. I learned long ago from Horace that we may change our sky without renewing our spirit ; I assent to Satan's proposition that ' the mind is its own place ; ' I say over to myself, whenever I go for a holiday, those solemn 94 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. lines of Matthew Arnold, which Sir John Davies 1 so curiously anticipated : We see all sights from pole to pole, And glance and nod and bustle by, And never once possess our soul Before we die. And yet, poets and philosophers notwithstanding, as long as we are in the flesh, a man who can possess his soul comfortably at an altitude of six thousand feet above the sea must not be refused the title of a martyr to duty if he is compelled to do his best to possess it at the sea-level. I was amused at the first setting out to notice how difficult even a duty can be made for one. The train by which I had arranged to travel had been chosen by many other people besides myself, and though I was on the platform twenty minutes before the hour fixed for our departure, the coaches were already full. Then it occurred to me to compare myself with the good mayor, Jean Valjean, in ' Les Miserables,' when his determination to do a difficult 1 About Sir John Davies we must confer when occasion offers. I make a note here for the sake of apologising to the numerous friends whom I have misled as to his monument. Whenever people have spoken in my hearing of touching at Pangbourne on boating parties, I have always said, ' Do not fail to visit Sir John Davies's tomb in the church,' and then, if necessary, I have tried to interest them in that remarkable poet-politician. But a recent excursion into the Dictionary of National Biography has informed me, to my deep chagrin, that the knight buried at Pangbourne in that handsome Jacobean tomb is not Sir John Davies, but another person of the same name. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 95 piece of duty seemed about to be frustrated by the higher powers. There seemed, however, one chance of making the journey, and this I felt bound to attempt. One carriage, labelled 'engaged,' contained only two persons, and I put the question to the inspector whether any pair of persons, allowing them to be engaged, even supposing them to be married, were justified in exercising their monopoly at such a crisis, to the inconvenience of the general public. I had never before spoken of myself as ' the general public,' and I felt a glow of conscience at making such a sacrifice then. But the inspector replied that if I, too, chose to pay for eight seats I might secure equal privacy. ' But,' I argued, ' are you not bound to carry me by this train, for which I have purchased a ticket ? ' ' No,' he said, ' but you can write to the company and claim the return of your money.' ' I can also,' I retorted, 'write to the Times or the Corn- hill' By this time many other people had arrived and were anxiously searching for seats, and quite a little crowd of would-be passengers had collected, and were indignantly expostulating with the guard, and pointing at the happy couple whose privacy, after costing them so dear, had assumed so public a character. I, having satisfied my conscience, easily reconciled myself to one day more with my own tutelary gods, and was lighting a burnt-offering to Domiduca, when I found myself dragged by a porter, and without ceremony pushed into a vacant seat in a 96 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. smoking-carriage. How he discovered it there was no time to learn, as the train was moving, and my new companions were reticent ; but I reminded my- self that Jean Valjean was always helped out of his disabilities in the nick of time, and that miracles still happen. It was curious to observe how my mental state of extreme reluctance, overcome by dogged determination, seemed in some mysterious fashion to communicate itself to the train, for it took an hour upon the road beyond the time estimated by the company, and yet it advanced steadily. A gentle- man in the carriage informed the rest of us that to his knowledge the chairman of the line was a philosopher, to whom (as such) time would have no real existence, and that was why the train was late ; and of course that may have been the simple and sufficient explanation. However, at last the train reached its destination, and I mine. It was some twenty years since I had set foot in the place let me call it Blankley which was the home of my forefathers, and it was incredibly changed. What I had known and loved as a simple village, upon a hill sloping to the sea, had been translated into a health-resort of the most vulgar type, with a parade, vast hotels, and a wilderness ot lodging-houses. And what still further roused my bile, it had like a parvenu hyphened a couple of words on to its own very respectable name, and was no longer Blankley, but Blankley-on-Sea. My indignation made CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 97 a sonnet, which I mislaid, and have not succeeded in recovering or recalling to memory, much to my readers' loss. However, after purging my passion, I was put into a more genial frame of mind by noticing that there were still some inhabitants of Blankley who had refused to acquiesce in the ruin of their native place, and still held the jerry-builder at arm's length. The friends of the jerry-builder, con- fident that he has time on his side, talk about Mrs. Partington impotently trying with her besom to stop the march of the tides ; but as I looked up to the noble hill, and saw that while a new and unsightly town gathered about its skirts, it remained itself as green and magnificent and unconcerned as when I first knew it, I blessed the fortunate husbandman who knew his own good, and preferred his ancestral acres before a bag of gold. ' And what is else not to be overcome ? ' The jerry-builder may be right ; another generation may see the hill submerged, for no man can prevent his heir from making what would be called a good bargain. But even so the vision that rises up before my mind is not that of Mrs. Partington, but of the doomed hero who held against Fate the betrayed pass of Thermopylae. The yeoman whose farm occupies the hill, and whose refusal to sell still keeps it beautiful, seems to me a type of all the sterling qualities that make up the groundwork of English character. It was such yeomen who won Agincourt and defeated the invincible Armada. I H 98 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. have no personal acquaintance with this one, but his father was a familiar figure in the place when I was a boy. I can see him still, riding among his harriers in a noticeable hat that, if my memory serves me, was neither of silk nor beaver, but felt. In the unrestored village church he had a pew in the gallery, approached by a private staircase, and the fame went that he never entered the church again after his peculiar was destroyed. That, perhaps, may be held to illustrate the less amiable side of the yeoman temper ; if, at least, our sympathies are with so-called modern improvements ; if we prefer the organ of to- day to the bass-viol and clarionet of our grand- parents, and think it a piece of religion to sit in long rows upon pitch-pine seats, and rise from them to salute a misbehaving choir. But if we care less about marching with the times, and have a reverence for custom and antiquity, we may be grateful for the instincts that conserved for us through many centuries our heritage in the national churches of England, which all the restoration frenzy of the last fifty years has not quite succeeded in destroying. The persons described in the new Blankley guide- book as ' the overwearied workers from teeming cities,' who throng its marine parade, are, I do not question, all persons of extreme respectability. And one knows they are clean, because one may see them bathe. Nevertheless, I took an early opportunity to flee along the coast to a village, a few miles off, which CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 99 still remains a village, although the land has already been engrossed by the speculative builder. Drains have been laid and (perhaps in consequence) the churchyard enlarged, and there are rumours of a railway station and a mammoth hotel ; but the eye that is fatigued by the leagues of sea can still refresh itself with green fields and a sweep of down, the golf- links of the near future. Moreover, the natives are still resident ; their places have not yet been usurped by the generation of lodging-keepers, and their ways are still simple and human, as the following instance will show. There are various antiquities in the neighbourhood which I wished to visit, and for this purpose a landau (itself an antiquity) could be hired, with an antique horse appertaining ; but there was difficulty about the driver. The host at the inn was always too busy to go out, and there was no ostler. I could not myself take the reins, having injured my right arm. But rather than we should lose our drive, the butcher or the grocer would always consent to mount the box. I may note that on one occasion, when the butcher was coachman, we met some bullocks in a somewhat narrow lane, who, whether deterred by instinct or by their sense of smell, refused to pass him, and, notwithstanding the drover's male- diction, returned by the road they came. The Saxons are indeed a kindly race. Those mixed Norse and Danish people who live north of the Trent, and take a pride in the rudeness of their IOO CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. manners, seem to me to have small ground for boast- ing ; for although Miss Bronte and other novelists have thrown round them an air of romance, they are in real life not so engaging as their age-long enemies the Saxons ; nor are they any more virtuous. The brutality of the South-coast smuggler, on which I touched in my lost sonnet, has been much exaggerated. Here and there, in the last century, there may have been a band of savages who were guilty of excesses like those chronicled in the chap- books ; but smuggling as it was usually carried on, at Blankley for instance, was a very mild affair, looked upon as a regular trade by the smaller farmers and peasantry, who, if they took it up, served a regular apprenticeship to it ; while to the gentlemen it was a cheap way of buying good brandy, nothing more. There was just about as much conscience in buying brandy known to be smuggled as there is now in not declaring a box of cigars to the French donane, or importing into England a Tauchnitz novel of Mr. Kipling's. I have heard my grandfather tell how it would even be arranged that a ball at some big house, to which the Custom-house officers would be invited, should be the occasion of the landing of a specially important cargo from the 'Big Jane.' I have heard him tell also how the smuggling here came to an end. The Board of Trade made up its mind to more active measures, and accordingly the local Coastguard were emboldened to make seizure CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. IOI of a certain cargo, of the time and place of whose landing they had been advertised. The attack was unusual, and it was resented as a breach of confidence. The fight raged up the village street, and one of the Coastguard was killed. The Home Office thought it wise to make an example, and a warrant was issued against the captain of the smuggling crew, who was a well-known and very popular farmer in the place. It was in the days before railways, and the officers entrusted with the warrant travelled down by coach, and talked freely by the way of the object of their journey. One of their fellow-passengers, who was a friend of this farmer, left the coach at Lewes and took horse across country, and by the time the warrant arrived the farmer was safe in France. There was, it must be allowed, one very ugly side to some of the smuggling. In the days when Bonaparte was meditating his invasion of England there were some reptile creatures here and there in the coast villages who sold him information, and this was con- veyed across the Channel by these irregular mails. I have often heard from my grandfather the name of the family at Blankley chiefly credited with this disgraceful correspondence, but out of charity I withhold it. The house we are living in stands at the highest point of the downs, and marks the site of one of the stations used to signal the approach of the Armada. It is built out of the wreck of one of Mr. Pitt's 102 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Martello towers, upon which an Armstrong gun was allowed to experiment. So that it turns our thoughts incessantly to invasion. The illusion is maintained by a distant view of a camp upon the downs. Seen nearer it proves to be a camp of London street arabs, who come down here for a week of sea air and military discipline. To see an officer walking in the lanes surrounded by some half-dozen boys with proud and interested faces gives one an idea of the right sort of education for these lads. It must be education by men, and not by books, and the men should be soldiers, not scholars. A week seems too little to do them much good, and yet one knows that even a day may leave memories which will vibrate through many years. But how excellent a thing it would be if our unemployed Guardsmen had half a dozen Hooligan youths told off to each of them, with whom they might walk in St. James's Park and talk of many things ! Policemen and clergymen are almost useless as civilising agents among these strata of the population, because they are too much identi- fied with an external law. Walking along the downs the other day, I came upon three soldiers of a week, bent with excited faces over some object on the ground, and hot in dispute about it. As I passed, one of them appealed to me. ' I say, mister, what's this 'ere ? ' It was a dead mole, and I said so. ' A mole,' said one, ' what yer makes moleskin weskits out o' ? ' I allowed as much. ' Why, it's worth CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 103 money ; yer might get sixpence for it, mightn't yer ? ' and the spirit of the financier swelled up in him and made his face white. I told him it might be as well to let dead moles lie, and touched it with my stick ; and, sure enough, a colony of creeping things began to emerge, to the disgust of my young friend, who had been picturing himself haggling in Hounds- ditch for the full value of his treasure-trove, and coming off the triumphant master of sixpence. To pass now into the library. The books of the house, upon which I had reckoned for this Con- ference (for I travel with no books but Shakespeare, and about Shakespeare silence is best), were as follows : Cage Birds and Canaries. Jahr's Manual. Bunyan's Works. The Sword and Trowel (a long series). Mrs. Beeton's Cookery Book. The Chronicles of the Schonberg-Cotta Family. The Book of Gentility. At first sight the list was a little dashing. However, I consoled myself with memories of what persons of genius had accomplished with even slighter material. I recalled the story of a once famous man of letters who, having to write an article for the ' Encyclopaedia,' sent it in to the editor with the explanation, ' The article is as good as I can make 104 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. it, relying upon the library of the Loch Awe Hotel.' I have often wished for a catalogue of that famous library. The Academy newspaper might well devote one of its prizes to the most convincing suggestion for it. I recalled also what Lamb tells us, that a poor book may yet be the best in its place. And so inspired I set about an investigation. Luckily for me, I began at the end of the shelf which I catalogued last, and found The Book of Gentility by no means an unprofitable study. I think my readers may be interested to compare some of its precepts with those given in a previous Conference from Caxton's Book of Courtesy. The work is divided into sections with separate titles. The date is not given, but it fixes itself. BIRTH. High birth cannot be said to be 'absolutely requisite in order to be genteel ; nor (unless in small communities where these things are canvassed) is gentle birth of any importance. It is a common thing in the country to describe a person of low origin by saying that ' he had no grandfather ' ! But in town this is not a demerit. Some of the most genteel persons of my acquaintance were born in a ditch. BRINGING-UP. I should be sorry to throw any obstacles in the way of gentility ; but certainly those who, as little boys and girls, are cockered up, dressed smartly, washed, combed, and set out to be admired like so many geraniums, have a much easier time of it afterwards. A relation of mine (a man of strong nerves, who had been a sailor all his life) told me that the only time he CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 105 ever.had thought seriously of cutting his throat was when, having excused himself from cutting up a fowl at a large dinner party at Brixton, a little boy of twelve years of age carved it elegantly before his face. EDUCATION (BOARDING-SCHOOLS). It should be an object of peculiar attention on the part of parents to select schools wherein the vulgar are not admitted, else the children will get false notions, which may affect the whole tissue of their lives. The low-lived, also, are capable of defying restraint. In a certain boarding-school, not a hundred miles from Kensington, where a mixture of the classes is con- siderable, a young lady was caught, about a month since, de- scending from a window of the fourth storey in a sack attached to a string. Her companions who were thus letting her down were so flurried on detection that they relinquished their hold, and the eloping fair one fell, from a height of sixteen feet, upon her lover, who stood beneath. The shock may perhaps be imagined! EDUCATION (GOVERNESS). No genteel family is without a governess when the daughters arrive at the age of fourteen-and-a-half. At the same time, as girls are naturally vicious, they should always be broken in at a school beforehand. Governesses frequently return home so bitten, scratched, and pinched that their lives are despaired of. WOMEN. Women are the primum mobile of all that is genteel. They have an acuter perception of the awkward, the ridiculous, and the mean than our sex. They have more leisure, more imagina- tion, and more innate complaisance. The Almacks of gentility are numerous. They derive their existence from the coteries of Kensington, Bayswater, the Edgware Road, Clapham, Brixton, Camberwell, Hampstead, Holloway, and Highbury. In these coteries the ladies rule cu petit comit^ and with a sway that would make a giant tremble. Russell Square and the streets 106 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. and squares immediately contiguous form the metropolitan micleus of gentility, where the same influence promotes the same effects. The Regent's Park may be described as that especial spot where the stream of gentility begins to mingle with that of fashion; this is, therefore, the most exclusive locality of the former. THE DINNER-TABLE. It is ridiculous to pass your plate, out of politeness, from one to another. Monsieur Buys, the Dutch Envoy, whose politics and manners were much of a size, once brought a son with him to a great table at Court. The boy and his father, whatever was put on their plates, offered it round to every person in company, so that we could not get a minute's quiet during the whole dinner. At last their two plates happened to encounter, and stained half the company with wet sweetmeats and cream. PUDDING. It is ungenteel to eat pudding with a fork ; always use a spoon. PORT AND PORTER. Genteel people never drink port at dinner, and never call for porter. DINNER-PARTY IN SUMMER. If you make up a dinner-party in summer, let the hour be very late. Eight o'clock is the genteel hour, ten o'clock the fashionable hour. OPERA AND THEATRES. It is ungenteel to stare at an opera or ballet as if you had never seen it before. SPEAKING TO SERVANTS. You may say ' Thank you ' to a domestic, but never ' I am much obliged to you.' CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. IO/ PRIDE. Pride is ridiculous in any person, but especially with those engaged in trade, for they may be worth a million on Monday and threepence on Thursday. OYSTERS. No man, or woman either, can be genteel who has the reputation of agility in oyster eating. BEAUTY. Beauty is not indispensable to gentility. A lady may be, like Listen, not regularly handsome, and yet quite within the pale of gentility. INITIALS. It is Wellclose Square all over to talk of Mr. A., Mrs. T., Master C., &c. The algebra of that sublime neighbourhood will sometimes run thus : ' How lucky for Mrs. Y.,' M. said, ' You did right, Mrs. F.' SHAVING. Time is the edax rerum that levels all things, and therefore a genteel person may appear unshaven until four o'clock p.m. ; after that he would lose caste by wearing a beard. CANDLES. Tallow candles are at all times detestable, and their existence is not even known in genteel life. A FEW STRAY HINTS. A man of property who would rank as genteel will not permit his daughters to walk about in copper-coloured pelisses. He will have no scissor-cut black silhouettes dangling on his walls. If he gives a dinner, the butler will not be staring in expectation of signals ; the claret will not be frozen solid ; the hock will not be lukewarm, the souffle'es as heavy as barm dumplings ; TOS CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. white wine will never be proffered after brown game, nor port with cheese. BAD HABIT. A man who would be thought genteel never dines in boots. POETASTER. Your poetaster cannot be a gentleman. He is generally a sort of curds-and-whey-faced animal, with legs like black sealing- wax ; and in order to be a la Byron he exhibits his long, bony neck unencumbered with a stock or handkerchief. 'ALL SOUL.' This is a cant term, and those to whom it is applied I have generally found to be examples of ignorance and asinine affectation. A MISTAKE. It is extremely awkward for a young lady to be desired by a shopman to examine her muff, in order to the discovery of a gold chain, seals, aquamarine necklace, &c., which may have got there by mistake. THE PARK. If you ride in Hyde Park, take care that your servant does not ride on ahorse of the same colour, or you will be suspected of giving your coach horses a benefit. A great, shining horse with a new saddle is singularly ungenteel. This last section recalls a veracious anecdote, which, as it illustrates the topic of gentility as under- stood by both a lord and a commoner, may find a place here. A gentleman who had been of great use to a noble lord, whom I will call Rustington, CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. IOQ about election matters in his constituency, met him in the Row and hailed him, 'Good morning, Rusting- ton.' But the peer trotted by without hearing. So the gentleman turned his steed and pursued him with hue and cry ' Rustington ! Rustington ! ' till he was fain to stop ; and then his pursuer said, while all the world wondered, ' Oh, I only wanted to say that if you don't like to know me in town, you needn't, that's all.' %* Since this paper appeared I have been impor- tuned by several persons of taste and consequence to give them information about the Muse of Mr. Bowyer Nichols, with a fragment from whom I took the liberty of introducing the Conference. So far as I am aware, Mr. Nichols has not collected his works ; they are to be found among pieces by other hands in two little volumes, neither of which can now be com- manded from the bookseller, Love in Idleness and Love's Looking-glass. As few people care to buy any poetry now at the price of rubies, it is to be hoped that Mr. Nichols may think fit to redeem from their costly oblivion in the second-hand shops a small sheaf of his lyrics for the virtuosi at a moderate price ; say, a shilling. I give the idea to Mr. Elkin Matthews for what it is worth. To stimulate the demand if my hint is taken, I will offer here a few examples of Mr. Nichols's quality, pointing out what I conceive to be his great and IIO CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. peculiar merit. This, in a word, I take to be his sense of rhythm. It is usually assumed as matter of course that rhythm is an ingredient of all verse, and that all poets can compass it as easily as rhyme. But this is a popular delusion. The truth rather is that an ear for rhythm is one of the rarest gifts of the gods ; certainly in most of the poets whose works are now most popular among their friends it is con- spicuously absent, and what takes its place is greater or less skill in metrical experiments. Mr. Nichols belongs to the school of Shelley, whose work, it may be necessary to point out was as artificial as that of any poet of to-day if any one doubts this, let him consult Shelley's MSS. only the artifice, being in the realm of rhythm instead of metre, conceals itself in the limpid flow of the resultant effect. Shelley's star is at this moment not in the ascendant ; prophets, indeed, are foretelling a revival of the cult of Byron, and booksellers are bringing out of their cellars his editiones principes ; still there must always be a saving remnant who judge their own poetry for themselves, and judge it by the ear, and with them Shelley's fame is secure; as secure, in the matter of rhythm, as Shakespeare's or Chaucer's. Those who hold by Byron, if they are consistent, must displace Shake- speare by Ben Jonson, and Chaucer by the heavy- gaited Gower. Perhaps they do so. But to come to Mr. Nichols. I would not mind staking his reputation as a rhythmist upon the CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Ill smallest poem I can find, even a single quatrain, such as the following epigram upon Marie Antoinette's toilet-table in the South Kensington Museum : This was her table, these her trim outspread Brushes and trays and porcelain cups for red ; Here sate she while her women tired and curled The most unhappy head in all the world. It runs off easily and naturally, without strain ; the pauses, the cadences in the rhythm, follow the pauses and cadences in the thought ; so that the whole appears obvious and inevitable. Could there, in the matter of rhythm, be higher praise ? For a second example take a charming little love- poem, called ' The Passing of the Year,' written in a trochaic stanza, with the requisite lightness of touch : When the breath of March was keen And the woods were brown and bare, Covered from the cruel air In a tangled bed of green Violets grew unplucked, unseen, Sweet and meet to wreathe your hair, If it only could have been. But Love's heart and hope were strong As he smiled and whispered low : When the summer roses blow, When the summer swallows throng, Though a little while be long She will come at last to know, She will take our flowers and song. 112 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Now encroaching sunset shows That the year hath turned his face Unto failure and disgrace, Brooding mists and beating snows, While along the garden rows Leaf and petal fall apace, And with each a poor hope goes. These two little pieces are enough, by themselves, to show that we have in Mr. Nichols a follower of that best tradition in English lyrical writing, which had style without mannerism. What are his subjects ? So far as I know, he finds them most commonly in London or in Rome ; less often in rural scenes. Here is a sunset from the Pincian : The cloud-trail moves Along the west, Like a flock of doves That wing to rest ; The red globe drops Behind the dome That stands and tops The world and Rome. Alone it lifts Its head on high ; The window-rifts Are full of sky. Dusky and bare, A naked frame Against the glare Of growing flame, CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 113 The spectral bulk Might seem to be Some burnt-out hulk On a burning sea. London does not furnish so majestic a picture as this, but there is plenty of colour in the following pastel : The lowering sooty London sky Flushes with roses manifold ; The spattered feet of the passer-by Slip and slide in silver and gold ; Lilac and violet and blue The lines of chimney-pots and bricks ; The omnibus with its spectre crew Fades like the purple barque of Styx. Here again is a silhouette from the Park : I lingered at the crossing by the Row, And endless carriages at even pace Rolled on, while still I loitered at my place Mesmerised by the human torrent-flow ; A Avoman, fair and famous years ago, Was carried by me, and I caught her face, Pillowed on silk and canopied with lace, Her face, and eyes that wandered to and fro. I thought, Those eyes were once love's looking-glass, The world's eyes waited once on those blank eyes ; Now she would give her diamonds to mark A head turned here and there to watch her pass ; And of that bitterness some faint surmise Shadowed me as I left the crowded Park. Mr. Nichols prefers to work on a small scale. His I 114 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. writings may possibly seem insignificant to the reader who likes his poetry in great swaths. But works of art must be judged by the ideal at which they aim. Some poets write epics, others epigrams. Mr. Nichols is certainly not an epic poet. Of his epigrams I should like to quote a couple more ; one, which seems to me to have more feeling of a February day than many celebrated photographic efforts : Snow fallen and faded, snow again to come : Nor loosed dead winter's grasp, nor loosening : Alone the lark, high in the chilly dome, Descries deliverance, and appeals to spring. The other shall be an example of Mr. Nichols' humour ; it is called ' Charity ' ; and is an epigram in the more modern sense of the word : Poor Susan drinks and cannot sew a stitch, I think she'll do to make the Jones's frocks Miss Tomkins has no children, but she's rich ; I'll pop this foundling down her letter-box. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 1 15 VII. A FURTHER HOLIDAY NUMBER. August 2Otk. The doctor declares that my fall has severely shaken the nervous system, and advises Switzerland ; I can believe he is right. For one thing I find my friends' best stories irritating ; for another I proved myself three days ago unequal to a very simple exploit. I was mounting to the lantern of Ely Cathedral with a verger, and our course lay above the roof of the choir. It looked like a frozen sea across which lay a single width of plank. I asked if the stone-work would bear me if I fell, and the verger had his doubts ; but he protested there was no need to fall ; I had only to walk the plank. The expression woke boyish memories of the 'Jolly Roger,' and I laughed and made a push to follow my leader ; but after a yard or two I gave in ignominiously, ex- plaining that I did not wish to fall through on to the choir pavement and desecrate the cathedral with my lacerated remains. The doctor has recommended the Bernese Oberland, and advises me to travel with a courier and a wit. I believe I may be able to induce Il6 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. X. to go. He tempers his wit with discretion and is better than any courier. 2yd. X. will go and will get tickets, foreign money, &c, and telegraph for rooms. We are to meet on Friday night at Liverpool Street and travel by the Hook of Holland to avoid Paris. 2 $th. How interesting the City is ! I must really come to town more often. The very sight of so many people is exhilarating. At London Bridge station I saw a party of children returning from a country holiday, bringing their sheaves with them. Their mothers and elder sisters who had come to meet the train seemed divided in sympathy between the bundles of corn in their hands and the poor fragments of shoe-leather on their feet. In Thread- needle Street a delightful gypsy caravan was making its way among the civilised nineteenth-century traffic past the astonished statue of Mr. Peabody. At Liverpool Street books had to be bought for the journey. What a boon and a blessing to travellers are the sixpenny novels ! Nobody would think of reading them, but they quiet appetite. One used to have to pay six shillings for the same sedative. Between a guide-book, one's fellow-travellers, and the Dreyfus case, one can get through the longest journey. At last came X., bearing the hotel-keeper's reply to his telegram: 'Telephone to inquire before arriving.' What the dickens does the fellow mean ? 26th. A very quiet passage to 'the Hook.' We CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. I I/ arrived in a fog. The lookout forward had but a small voice, and it caused us some dismay that the captain who steered found difficulty in hearing what he said. Above the elements, above the siren, we heard from time to time the captain's own voice raised in objurgatory remonstrance. 'What does he say ? Why the blank can't you speak so that I can hear ? ' The journey to Basle was comfortable, as the train was not crowded, and the admirable system prevailed of allotting each passenger his seat. The meals were frequent and the waiters civil, and every quarter of an hour an old woman dusted the corridor. Hour by hour, however, the heat increased, and the poor Kellners travelled with ever limper pace, till by four o'clock they were all asleep. But, though they slept, the old woman went indefatigably on dusting the corridor. In future, whenever the heat is blinking, I shall see in imagination that automatic old person dusting and dusting. I have at several stations to-day seen the Emperor of Germany upon the platform, which is extraordinary even for so ubiquitous a personage. I begin to suspect him of the trick Brer Terrapin played upon Brer Rabbit in Uncle Remus. I like the military bearing of all the guards and stationmasters and ticketsnippers : it gives one the sense of an escort. But I wish they would take a few more leaves at a time out of my Cook's budget, and ' leave me, leave Il8 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. me to repose.' This last man seems curiously ex- cited, and is evidently saying things not put down for him in the guide-book. I wish X. had not chosen this particular five minutes to take a walk in the corridor. Finding me impervious to his German, the fellow discussed the same unto me in French. It seems there are two stations at Basle, and if we want the central, we are in the wrong part of the train. I really must learn German. I remember saying the same thing twenty years ago. But after all it is never too old to learn. Did not Cato learn Greek at eighty ? 2Jth, Basle. What different echoes the name raises in different bosoms ! It was this mystic name uttered by M. Bertulus that choked that poor reptile Major Henry. To many Englishmen it means a cold station where they miserably snatch a cup of coffee ; or at most it means an hotel for the night. And yet the town has a minster and a fine river and a view and no end of associations with the good and great of Tudor days. Here was Froben's press apud inclytam Basileam where Erasmus printed his Greek Testament and Sir Thomas More his Utopia. In the Cathedral is Erasmus's tomb with a magniloquent inscription. The minster outrages one's sentiment by being built in red sandstone instead of the orthodox grey ; and its restorer has carried the outrage beyond endurance by putting on a roof like a highly coloured wall-paper in a servant's bedroom of the early CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. IIQ Victorian epoch. The arrangements within are more in accordance with Mr. Kensit's notions of the fitness of things ecclesiastical than prevails in our northern cathedrals. 28t/i. Our journey onward from Basle was less comfortable because more crowded than it had been hitherto, but it was more fruitful in objects of con- templation. We were in the land of tourists, too many of whom seemed to have abandoned their manners with their native land. Two American ladies discussed at the top of their voices for hours the best sort of silk for a ' waist ; ' a German bride and bridegroom lay in each other's arms ; at one point, where there had been a large clearance, a British matron entered with six daughters. So soon as the train had started, the matron made the not very subtle discovery that we were smoking, and further that it was a smoking compartment. Then she inquired individually of her daughters whether they objected to smoking, evidently expecting the answer ' Yes.' But they had more manners than their parent, and said ' No.' I wonder what the next move would have been if they had said ' Yes.' The whole proceeding was ridiculously English. Nature in English people abroad seems 'so careful of the type/ I was hardly surprised when a Frenchman with whom I got into conversation asked me why English girls were all alike, though patriotism compelled me 120 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. to retort that the same thing had struck me about French girls : which he thought curious. This Frenchman, I was glad to discover, was one of that slowly increasing band who think well of English institutions. He had read M. Demolins' book 'A quoi tient la superiorite des Anglo-Saxons ? ' and asked me some intelligent questions. He was especially interested in the English zeal for travel. After explaining that he was no anti-Semite, he told me he had been much impressed with the theories of an Englishman he had met as to the Anglo-Saxons being the lost Israelitish tribes. He thought the two races had much in common especially their immense vitality and perseverance and the desire to put their feet on the necks of other nations. Besides, he added, you are both Dreyfusard. He told me incidentally that our great excursion parties always reminded him of the preliminary visits paid to Egypt by the sons of Jacob, before they took possession of the land of Goshen. 'You would like Switzerland, would you not ? ' he asked naively. ' Ah,' he went on, ' you are becoming more imperial, or "jingo" as it is called, every day. I recall the time when a Cockney that is, is it not, a tourist of Cook was laughed at ; you are all Cockneys now. And there are still other parties one meets Lunnites and Polytechnics. I do not quite understand the differentia of these ; but you will tell me if I am right they correspond, do they not, to our clericals and materialists ? I understand CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 121 that Mr. Lunn, who organises the parties, is the Archbishop of Worcester.' I was a little vague myself about the people whom my French friend called Lunnites and Polytechnics ; but I was charmed with his etymology of ' cockney,' and told him that our great poet, the divine William, had prophesied their multiplication. He says in Twelfth Night, ' I am afraid this great lubber, the world, will prove a cockney.' So far we had not been able to telephone to our hotel, and there had been many uneasy discussions as to registering the luggage through. But at Inter- laken we were relieved to find that rooms were at our service, so that we made the ascent by the funicular with no mental anxiety to relieve the physical horror. The engineer of these clambering lifts has but just passed from the scene of his desecrations, so that it would be ill-timed to characterise him adversely. But if I were Rhadamanthus, I would see my way to something artistic in the way of retribution. My friend accused me of inconsistency for using what I so much disapproved of. But I explained that it is never safe to use ways of travel that are generally superseded, because the old skill is lost. It would be injudicious to travel by coach in England at the old pace, because roads now are worse and the drivers are out of practice. For the same reason I should distrust a mule or a chaise a porteurs where a funicular railway had been long introduced. My aunt, with 122 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. a lady's indifference to both logical principles and practical convenience, sends her luggage by the funicular, and travels herself by mule ! We arrived at our destination in the first chill of the evening. The great flaring electric light outside the hotel, falling upon buildings of an extravagantly chalet type, gave the impression of some scene in an Offenbach opera. Our host fell into his role, receiv- ing us with tempered politeness, his hotel being full, and despatched us to the attics. I saw without surprise that the whole structure, including the stair- case, was of pine wood, and I blessed my prescience for packing a rope ladder. The portier informed me later that this hotel had never yet been burned down, though the opposition establishment had ; and com- forted me with the further information that patrols walked all night both outside and in, and reported themselves to indicators every half-hour to make sure they were awake. The same authority laid it down that the cause of all the danger was the use of curling irons by the ladies. There should be a Swiss sumptuary law against their introduction. He hinted also at a male habit of smoking in bed ; but I take this to have been mere hypothesis. The first night at a table d'hote in an hotel where you are making some stay has always a charm of its own. You know nothing of anybody, and so you make conjectures which usually turn out ridiculously wrong. The people for whom you fancy a distaste CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 123 become presently your chief companions, and those who look the most interesting most commonly turn out vapid bores. There were said to be four hundred persons present ' feeding like one/ and the noise was polyglot. I was much struck with the orderliness of the serving. As each course was ready, a bell rang, and a long procession of maids emerged from the kitchen round a screen in a snake-like curve, and then separated to their proper tables. The meal itself was not remarkable, nor were my immediate neighbours. My vis-a-vis, on the other hand, was an American girl of extreme beauty, who sat with a sister. I was about to pass the menu across the table, by way of breaking the ice, when the beauty made a long arm, and took it with some energy. Thus ended my first Swiss romance a very short story. For epilogue I added the lines from Matthew Arnold's ' Sick King : ' Though we take what we desire, We should, not snatch it eagerly. The two damsels kept up a whispered dialogue all through dinner, broken by great choruses of laughter. After dinner the ladies invaded the smoking-room, and the men were for the most part driven out upon the terrace. This, which I found afterwards to be the regular custom, was plainly in theory a compliment to the smoking sex ; but in practice it had its inconveniences, for the room 124 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. became overheated and noisy, while the very spacious drawing-room was deserted. However, towards nine o'clock the room cleared, and it became possible to get hold of a newspaper. The migration at this hour was, I soon learnt, to a Kursaal, where the band dis- coursed fairly good dance music. When I went across at ten, I found X. busy at a very rowdy set of kitchen lancers. He had broken his ice. I went early to bed, feeling the fatigue of travel ; but to go early to bed in a wooden Swiss hotel is not the way to go early to sleep ; people came upstairs in batches and stood laughing and talking in the corridors ; then door after door slammed ; in the intervals between the batches the chambermaids jested with the 'boots.' Then my right-hand neigh- bour came up, and walked up and down his room apparently meditating ; perhaps he was leaving early the next morning, for there was much opening and shutting of drawers and dragging about of portman- teaus. Presently there was peace on the right, and I hugged myself for joy that there was nothing but the roof overhead and perhaps an empty room to the left. But I had counted without my host. It could not have been long before through a light sleep I became aware of voices and laughter. They seemed strange and yet in a way familar. I soon was roused enough to recognise them as the voices of my fair companions at dinner. The world must have been a very sunny place to these maidens, for their laughter CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 125 seemed endless. Presently their voices took a higher range : they were quarrelling ; now they were crying, or one of them was ; I was rejoiced ; if I was to be kept awake all night I would rather it should be by their tears than their laughter. But it proved but an April shower, and in five minutes they were laughing more than ever. What was I to do ? Had my doctor -sent me all these hundreds of miles from home, and all these thousands of feet above the sea, to soothe my nerves, and was my rest to be disturbed nighf after night by a couple of giggling girls, how- ever pretty and American ? I resolved to give them five minutes' grace, and then knock at the partition. They would not know who occupied the adjoining room, and if they did ! I resolved to give them ten minutes a quarter of an hour. Then I knocked like a London footman. 2gth. After breakfast we went on the terrace and proceeded to make more experiments in the delicate art of opening acquaintance. The regular means to this for Englishmen is of course the weather, or an exchange of home nevyspapers ; but the telescopes at this hotel were of much service. A man who got his glass upon a chamois on the Black Monk or a party ascending the Eiger would naturally exhibit his discovery. I made in this way the acquaintance of a bandit-looking gentleman, who proved to be a parson in mufti. But he explained the necessity he lay under of hiding his profession from the chaplain, if 126 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. he was to enjoy his holiday without being asked to preach. The first puzzle of interest for a newcomer in these big Swiss hotels is to discover the leader of fashion. Usually it is some wealthy American to whom the mere English congee and kotow. There seems here to be no especial star of fashion who sheds command- ing influence, but a general galaxy or Milky Way of beauty and talent. Men are in the minority, as they are indeed in the macrocosm, but in less than their usual ratio, as our spot is notoriously not a good starting-place for climbing. But there are a few to keep us in countenance : I distinguish an Adonis, who I am told gets up cotillons and tennis tourna- ments ; a young Hercules in the Omphale stage of development ; a member of Parliament, several Q.C.'s, and an Inspector of Schools. The weather is excellently bright and sunny, and as usual in bright weather I find the snow mountains disappointing. They look like huge chocolate puddings with sugar icing. But the air is exhilarat- ing beyond words. I feel already like Marlowe's pampered jades of Asia, ready to do my twenty miles a day. X. has a great contempt for the Swiss mountains as mountains, holding that Snowdon which has passed from the glacier stage is far more venerable. And an American in the hotel has just asked me what is the good of them, as they contain neither gold, nor silver, nor iron, nor copper, nor coal. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. I2/ $ist. The first exhilaration has worn off, and has been succeeded by depression as extreme. This also, I am told, is due to the rare tonic qualities of the air, and will not last long. I hope not. My sensations recall those of extreme youth after a private interview in the headmaster's study. This it is to be servile to all the skyey influences. I find a short promenade enough at present, and take occasion to examine the local curiosities and works of art. All the men make cuckoo-clocks. All the girls sit about in the open air making torchon lace. They ex- plain that it is their holidays. A party of Americans come by with a kodak and proceed to photograph me and the lace-makers. As they depart I hear them exclaim, 'What a cunning group guess we rattled them a bit.' These are, I take it, the baser sort of Yankees. In front of the hotel is a lead statue of a Cupid pouring water from an urn. It is the custom for visitors to drink this water with gusto. ' I call this your fine champagne', says an Englishman to the proprietor, who receives the dubious compliment with a bow and an acid smile. The statue stands opposite the window of the bureau, so that he has probably received many congratulations on his water since the fountain was erected. The biireau is in two compart- ments, both open to the full view of passers-by. In one sits the proprietor all day, except at meal times, counting up his money. In the other is his lady wife, who ought to be eating bread and honey ; but 128 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. she, I regret to say, is counting too. We say to our- selves as we pay our weekly bill, with extra charges for the electric light, the Kursaal, and a hundred other things, that this fury of attack upon our purses is because they know they have but a short time. But the weather is still splendid, and new arrivals come every day. To-day we have an Anglican bishop and three Roman priests. September 1st. Depression continues. I totter through the grounds to watch a tennis tournament. Some French boys play very creditably. Hercules proposes an ascent of the ' horn ' to-morrow ; but the ascent of the hotel staircase is at present as much as I can manage. My clerical acquaintance sits down by me in great distress. 'Have I seen the bishop ? He is to stay over next Sunday. If only the chaplain had known he was a parson, he would have asked him to preach ; and it is a great thing to preach before a bishop. You never know what may come of it. Now he had lost his chance.' I advised him to seek out the chaplain and explain matters ; but he thought this would be indecent. Besides, now the bishop was here, the chaplain would want to preach himself. His only chance was to have been asked before the bishop came. 'And the moral,' I asked ? ' Oh,' he said, ' you laymen are always looking for morals.' It is the custom here for ladies to make tea with spirit-lamps in their private rooms, or else go CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 1 29 picnicking to a ' Blumenthal.' To-day I joined such a party. The discomfort is no greater than that of an ordinary picnic except for the ants, which abound. I make this remark to the wit of the party, who replies that he has found trouble from aunts even at English picnics. In this valley there was a magni- ficent ant-run of some thirty feet between two ant- hills. The grass was entirely worn away by their passage to and fro. It all seemed very purposeless to the ignorant onlooker; but I dare say it was holiday season with them too, and they were being ordered from one heap to the other for change of air. In the evening, to revive my spirits, I went across to the Kursaal to watch the dancers. The road between the Kursaal and the hotel is lighted with electric light, and has as I have already noted the appear- ance of a stage. Paths wind down on to it, and people pass and talk, and every minute one expects the principal actor to trip on and bow and begin the real business of the play. The Kursaal is built with a long loggia in which many smokers sit to watch the dancing ; and outside that again stands the many-headed, and passes his humorous comments- It is certainly very amusing to watch the various styles of dancing. By far the most graceful of the company is a very well preserved colonel ; a naval lieutenant does all the work with his shoulders ; the French boy skips down the room in half a dozen strides ; a delightful old gentleman dances in what K 130 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. must have been the Georgian mode. Presently a middle-aged German couple sitting by my side in the loggia rise, take off their wraps, pass in, and without a smile or a word renew their youth. I was much affected by this tender idyll, and to hide my feelings went out for a while and off the stage into the shadows beyond. As I returned I saw a girl being carried swiftly and silently by a cloaked figure into a chalet. I was told she had fainted. But I could not help thinking of Mr. Wells's gruesome imagination in his Time Machine, of the gnomes hurrying off with an occasional victim while the gay creatures affected to take no heed. 2nd. The mountains are this morning covered with mist. At breakfast we each in turn feel our way to the ancient jest about ' missing the view/ and ' viewing the mist.' It serves as a variation on the chronicle of nightmares which seem to haunt the region. From time to time the mist breaks up and the peaks are seen in superb majesty. I resent my own first indifference, and meditate on Henry Vaughan's fine saying, ' Mists make but triumphs for the day.' 4th. Many people have left, and we have new neighbours at meals. A French literary lady, who very much prided herself on her English, asked me at lunch if I wtxsfhniniste. The word seemed for the moment an imputation on my character of invalid, and I repeated it 'Feministe?' 'Oh, yes,' said my interlocutor, ' lady's man, who wants women to vote.' CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 131 I hastened to say that, if all women were of her admirable intelligence, nothing would please me more. Poor lady ! she is, I fear, driven to talk English because she has the misfortune to think Dreyfus innocent, and is given the cold shoulder by her compatriots here, one of whom yesterday at table expressed herself sorry at the maladroitness of Maitre Labori's assassination. ' It would have been one canaille the less.' Passing through the vestibule I chanced to overhear one of Hercules's compliments which pleased me. ' How long have you studied art?' he was saying to Omphale. ' Oh, ever since I was eight' 'Oh, you mean then about eight years.' I heard also a small boy asking the portier whether there would be any avalanches to-day. The weather shows signs of clearing ; at least the portier so reads the signs ; and Hercules is arranging his deferred excursion. He is kind enough to make a point of my accompanying the party ; he has already secured X. ; he hints that after all one climbs with one's legs rather than with one's arms. (It is my arm that is hors de combat?) This strikes me as special pleading. My experience is that one's arm has a good deal of work on these occasions in carrying ladies' cloaks and helping them over slippery places. However, there is a point where a refusal becomes curmudgeonly, and I accept (subject to favourable weather) with a certain sinking of heart. 5^7*. The weather at five o'clock is all that the 132 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. par tier's fancy had painted it. We breakfast in some excitement ; such of us as have no alpenstocks of our own steal those of persons not yet up, and follow the diminutive guide supplied by \ho. portier for the sake of the extra profit to himself. The ascent some 4,000 feet was long, but not difficult except at the top, where the shale gave way under one's feet ; and the view certainly came up to Baedeker's description. Most of the incidents of the excursion were attribu- table to one lady of the party having elected to make the ascent in tennis-shoes. But I recall one con- versation. A goat suddenly appeared from behind a rock and bleated miserably. ' Now do/ said the lady with whom I was walking, ' do look about for that poor creature's mother. I am quite sure that it has lost its mother. My maternal instincts con- vince me of that. I cannot go on and leave this poor creature here in this miserable plight. It will quite spoil my day. I am sure, Mr. Sylvan, you would not mind running back a little way, and just looking if you can see any goats about. This poor thing is following us, and literally asking for our pity.' And sure enough it was bleating most uncomfortably. ' I do not care for human beings,' continued my companion. (I bowed.) 'They have other human beings to look after them ; but dumb creatures find their way to my heart at once.' I had not too hastily fallen in with the suggestion that I should change our excursion into a goat-stalking expedition, CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 133 because I had my own suspicions as to why the goat was unhappy. And luckily just at this point, turning a corner, we came on a chalet, where a girl was waiting for the goat, and at once began milking it vigorously. It is the bounden duty of every party making this ascent to chronicle the feat in an album kept at the hotel, and to illustrate it with pictures or poems or humorous sallies, according to their bent and skill. Our achievement received a double celebration. The drawing I cannot reproduce. Of the ballade I have noted a couple of stanzas : Up rose the sun, and by and by Up rose the portier, and he From door to door went solemnly And knocked and knocked ; and up rose we. Our boots were nailed ; our hearts were free ; Our alpenstocks as good as new ; Our guide almost too small to see : But Hercules has seen us through ! Four hours we walked ; the sun in sky Climbed as we climbed, and he and we Grew very hot ; in fancy's eye Danced a mirage of cups of tea : Four hours we walked most thirstily O'er Alp and Thai, thro' shale and snow, And wondered when the end would be : But Hercules has seen us through. 7th. Rain. The hotel this morning was thrown into consternation by the announcement that Ester- hazy had arrived. He had spoken to no one, but sat 134 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. in a retired corner, reading an immense pile of papers. ' No doubt the secret dossier] I suggested. Esterhazy turned out to be an Italian officer, who was only slightly amused at being taken for such a celebrated character. ' Now if they had mistaken Esterhazy for me,' he said, ' I might have been more impressed.' Wi. Rain. The hotel aneroid points steadily to c Beau temps.' I asked the portier if the glass ever moved during the season. An Englishman of a com- mercial type came and tapped it and went off shaking his head, and saying he only understood Fahrenheit barometers. On these days of confinement to the hotel, my whole energies are spent in avoiding the M.P. I dare not enter the fumoir unless I hear him engaged in boring somebody else. Then I know the victim will not lightly escape, and I may be able to read the Times. But my reading is broken by whiffs of his eloquence : ' Of course I told the Government ' ' I said to Goschen ' ' I said in my speech : "Wide as the right honourable gentleman's literary reputa- tion undoubtedly is " ' qth. Rain. Nothing has been talked of all day but the probable verdict at Rennes. We had a telegram as soon as the news was known. ' Ester- hazy ' harangued us in the vestibule on its iniquity. ' La France doit etre partagee comme la Pologne." An American lady remarked to me that it was just like the Uhlan's cleverness to talk like that, or he would be certain to be lynched. She also remarked CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 135 on the four nines in the date (9 / 9 / 99), and was sure it had something to do with the number of the Beast. \ith. The glass is rising, but en revanche the rain is falling, and the place is damp. There is new snow on the heights, but here it alternates with sleet and rain. The mist continues to ascend from the valley, boiling up as if from a witches' cauldron on the Lyceum stage. How one longs for a human fire instead of these stoves ! What says the poet ? Give a man a pipe he can smoke, Give a man a fire he can poke. People are leaving fast. Two of my friends here, a charming American lady and her daughter, suddenly rose, said ' This is too tristej packed their trunk, and were gone. If only it were possible to get a closed carriage, I would go too. The snow is beginning to fall heavily, so that to-morrow may perhaps be fine enough to start. Meanwhile there is nothing to do but keep warm and avoid the M.P. 136 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. VIII. A LETTER TO THE EDITOR CHIEFLY ABOUT SIR JOHN DAVIES J WITH SOME INTRODUCTORY RE- MARKS UPON THE PERSONIFYING OF OCCASION. MY DEAR FRIEND, You remind me and you will forgive me for saying that your memory, if it were not so admirably balanced by your good nature, would often drive me to desperation that I have made many promises in the course of these papers, not one of which has yet been redeemed. You also most kindly congratulate me on being home again once more among my books. Putting the congratu- lation alongside of the reminder, I come to the conclusion that your editorial instinct feels the need of a little pure literature this month to re-establish these conferences on the lofty table-land from which in the holiday season they have descended. So be it. Let me first, however, defend myself from the suspicion of being a promise-breaker. I recollect promising to discourse about the poetry of Sir John Davies, if occasion offered ; but therein lay my subtlety ; I knew that occasion never does offer ; I CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 137 knew the phrase to be one by which the passionate hopefulness of the human race is always deceiving itself, and by which its passionate procrastination may always be justified. For who is Occasion ? Of all allegorical personages Occasion impresses me the least with her verisimilitude. How can one believe in a lady who is said to go about with all her hair combed over her face and a bare scalp exposed behind ? If the question is asked, Why this amazing coiffure ? the reply is given, Occasion wears her hair long in front in order that the race of men may pull it to attract her attention. The notion is, as our neighbours say, unqualifiable. It is extraordinary how the brutal Roman genius has been able to im- pose itself on the civilised Gothic imagination simply by virtue of its hexameter. A Roman had only to cast some betise into that iron frame to ensure its persistence to the end of time. Fronte capillata est, post est Occasio calva. It is bad enough that the quotation should be ever- lastingly dinned in one's ears ; but, after all, quota- tions are for statesmen and pressmen, and the rest of the world may pass them by ; but an allegorical personage once created cannot be destroyed. Poets naturally suffer most from their obsession. When- ever Occasion is mentioned in a poet's ear, there rises before his mental eye this absurd fantasy of the half- bald, half-hairy female. And what makes the matter 138 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. worse, we use the word Occasion in more than one sense. We speak, for instance, of an occasion of anger ; and clearly in this case, if any hair is to be pulled, it is not that of Occasion but her victims. But see now the effect of this nightmare allegory upon the poet Spenser. He wishes to teach the moral lesson, that the way to suppress anger is to suppress all occasions of falling into anger, and so he makes Furor the child of Occasion ; a simple and admirable trope. But when it comes to picturing Occasion, he is unable to resist this grotesque business of the front hair and posterior calvosity ; which has, in regard to anger, no glimmer of significance. And him behynd a wicked Hag did stalke In ragged robes and filthy disaray ; Her other leg was lame that she note walke, But on a staffe her feeble steps did stay : Her locks that loathly were and hoarie gray Grew all afore and loosely hong unrold ; But all behind was bald and ivorne away That none thereof could ever taken hold : And eke her face ill-favour'd, full of wrinckles old. Faerie Queene, II. iv. 4. Milton, who was made of sterner stuff, only half succumbs to the incubus : If kingdom move thee not, let move thee zeal And duty zeal and duty are not slow, But on Occasion 's forelock watchful wait : They themselves rather are occasion best. It strikes one as an unnatural proceeding when CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 139 poets have to turn Euhemerist, but in this case we are glad that Milton's iconoclasm found so deserving an object. ' They themselves rather are occasion best.' How true that has proved in this very instance ! I might have waited for ever for an occasion to celebrate Sir John Davies, but as soon as I decide (not without your delicate impulse) to celebrate him here and now, I discover that this year is the tercentenary of his great poem ' Nosce Te- ipsum/ so that one month's further delay would have missed the occasion ; or, to put it in the conventional language, I should have found my fingers slipping away from the goddess's bare scalp. The facts of Sir John Davies's life are well put together in the ' Dictionary of National Biography.' It was a life spent for the most part in the endeavour to pacify Ireland by giving it courts of justice that should command respect, together with the Protestant religion. In the first half of his policy he had a certain success, and might, one conjectures, have had more but for the second half. The scene at the opening of the Irish Parliament of 1613 might supply a hint to Mr. Redmond for reviving the fortunes of his own party in the English Parliament. ' Sir Thomas Ridgeway proposed Davies as Speaker, intimating that his appointment had been recommended by the king. Thereupon Sir James Gough, as champion of the Catholic party, proposed Sir John Everard, a noted lawyer and a recusant. During the scene of I4O CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. disorder that ensued the Catholic members contrived to install Everard in the chair. As Everard refused to vacate the chair, Sir Oliver St. John and Ridgeway " took Sir John Davys by the arms, lifted him from the ground, and placed him in the chair in Sir John Everard's lap, requiring him still to come forth of the chair." ' To make the picture more vivid, the reader should know that Sir John Davies was remarkably corpulent, and indeed died ultimately of apoplexy after a supper party given by the Lord Keeper. The book, by which Sir John lives in the annals of the great Irish question, has for its title 'A Discoverie of the Trve Cavses why Ireland was never entirely Subdued, nor brought vnder Obedience of the Crowne of England, vntill the Beginning of his Maiesties happie Raigne' (London, 1612). By the last clause of the title one would judge that Sir John Davies, during his long sojourn in Ireland, had grafted some- thing of the Irish humour upon his natural English wit. The poetry, with which alone we are now concerned, belongs to Sir John's youth, which was somewhat heady. He was educated at Oxford and admitted of the Middle Temple, being called to the Bar in due course; but two years afterwards he was disbarred for an attack in the Middle Temple Hall on a friend of his, one Richard Martin, who, like himself, was a wit as well as a Templar, and seems to have provoked him. He was re-admitted four years later after CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 14! apologies made, but in the meantime retired to Oxford, where he wrote his philosophical poem, ' Nosce Te-ipsum,' i.e. ' Know Thy-self.' The earliest and most interesting of his poems, however, is one called ' Orchestra,' which is described on its original title-page as A POEME ON DAUN- CING Judicially prooving the true observation of time and measure, in the Authenticall and laudable use of Daun- cing. The second edition calls it, with a still more pleasing variety of type, A Poeme expressing the An- tiqiiitie and Excellencie OF DAVNCING. In a Dialogue betweene Penelope and one of her Wooers. Not Finished. It is an apologia for what the Daily Telegraph, in its ' passionate salad-days,' used to call the Terpsichorean art, put into the mouth of Antinous, one of the wooers of the Queen of Ithaca, in order to persuade her to dance with him. The Queen has at first demurred, not on Puritan grounds, but because dancing seems to her a disorderly novelty. ' Why,' she says, 142 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Why persuade you me to this new rage ? For all disorder and misrule is new, For such misgovernment in former age Our old divine Forefathers never knew ; Who if they liv'd, and did the follies view Which their fond nephews 1 make their chief affairs, Would hate themselves that had begot such heirs. In reply, Antinous assures the Queen that dancing, so far from being a novelty, is the oldest thing in the world, and, so far from being disorderly, is itself the very principle of order. Dancing, bright lady, then began to be, When the first seeds whereof the World did spring, The fire, air, earth, and water, did agree By Love's persuasion, nature's mighty king, To leave their first disordered combating ; And in a dance such measure to observe, As all the world their motion should preserve. Since when, they still are carried in a round And changing come one in another's place ; Yet do they neither mingle nor confound, But every one doth keep the bounded space Wherein the dance doth bid it turn or trace ; This wondrous miracle did Love devise, For dancing is Love's proper exercise. He then, after an over-bold dash into etymology which Penelope is too well-mannered to criticise, expatiates through the material universe, and shows to his own satisfaction that dancing is the sole occupation of every created thing : 1 Grandsons. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 143 Behold the World, how it is whirled round, And for it is so whirled is named so ; For whose large volume many rules are found Of this new art, which it doth fairly show : For your quick eyes, in wandering to and fro From East to West, on no one thing can glance, But if you mark it well it seems to dance . First you see fixed in this huge mirror blue Of trembling lights a number numberless ; Fixed \hsy are named but with a name untrue, For they all move and in a dance express That great long year that doth contain no less Than threescore hundreds of those years in all Which the Sun makes with his course natural. Under that spangled sky, five wandering flames, Beside the King of Day and Queen of Night, Are wheeled around, all in their sundry frames And all in sundry measures do delight, Yet altogether keep no measure right ; For by itself each doth itself advance, And by itself each doth a galliard dance. And lo the Sea, that fleets about the Land And like a girdle clips her solid waist, Music and measure both doth understand ; For his great crystal eye is always cast Up to the moon, and on her fixed fast ; And as she danceth in her pallid sphere, So danceth he about his centre here. Sometimes his proud green waves in order set One after other flow unto the shore ; Which when they have with many kisses wet, They ebb away in order as before, And to make known his courtly love the more He oft doth lay aside his three-forkt mace And with his arms the timorous Earth embrace. 144 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Only the Earth doth stand for ever still : Her rocks remove not nor her mountains meet (Although some wits enriched with learning's skill Say Heaven stands firm and that the Earth doth fleet, And swiftly turneth underneath their feet), Yet though the Earth is ever stedfast seen, On her broad breast hath dancing ever been. For those blue veins that through her body spread, Those sapphire streams which from great hills do spring, The Earth's great breasts (for every wight is fed With sweet fresh moisture from them issuing), Observe a dance in their wild wandering ; And still their dance begets a murmur sweet, And still the murmur with the dance doth meet- See how those flowers that have sweet beauty, too, (The only jewels that the Earth doth wear When the young Sun in bravery her doth woo), As oft as they the whistling wind do hear Do waive their tender bodies here and there ; And though their dance no perfect measure is, Yet oftentimes their music makes them kiss. And so he goes on in smooth stanzas to prove that dancing is the very soul of politics, science, religion, and most other things, and every now and then achieves a stanza or a couplet that deserves a place in memory, such as his panegyric of Love : Life's life it is, and cordial to the heart, And of our better part the better part. Davies was only five-and-twenty when he wrote 'Orchestra,' and he wrote it in fifteen days, as he CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 145 tells us in the sonnet to his friend Martin (the Templar) to whom he dedicates This sudden, rash, half-capriole of my wit. Alas! 'Orchestra' still delights us, while most of Sir John's serious poetry is buried in oblivion. How little can man foresee which fortnight in his career is to purchase him immortality ! The philosophical poem on which Sir John probably depended for his niche in the Temple of Literary Fame, finds nowadays but few readers, for the simple reason that philosophy married to poetry must suffer the awful fate of Tithonus. Alas ! we say, for this grey shadow, once a fashionable system, lectured on at Oxford (where Sir John made its acquaintance) and chattered about at ladies' tea- tables. It cannot die because it is wedded to the Muse, but to live in one of the late Dr. Grosart's privately printed editions cannot be called life. Some poets, indeed, like Wordsworth and Coleridge, have been philosophers as well as poets ; but it is not at their philosophical passages that their books instinctively open. For, indeed, the methods of the two are so dissimilar that any alliance between them must be unfruitful. Philosophy endeavours to com- pass a unity in phenomena by process of argument ; poetry by passion. "Poetry is allowed to take leaps to its conclusion. ' The year's at the spring,' says Browning, 'and day's at the morn,' and he concludes, L 146 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. after what a logician must censure as a very in- sufficient induction, ' God's in His heaven, all's right with the world.' But we justify his leap, because our hearts take the leap with him. But when Milton tells us in cold blood that he means ' to justify the ways of God to man ' by argument, we put on our considering caps, and think that the counsel for the other side makes some good points, which we should like to hear further discussed. There was a very cultivated clergyman some half- century ago, who in his generation was the accredited anthologist and editor of the poets, the Rev. Mr. Willmott His candlestick has now been removed, but the taper while it still burnt did a valuable work of illumination. Perhaps one day I may ask you to let me confer about the services the country clergy have rendered to literary criticism since Headley, all profits to be given to the Sustentation Fund. I mention Willmott now, however, not for praise, but as a warning against allowing professional enthusiasm to get the better of the literary judgment. For thus he writes : ' While Shakespeare was peopling the stage with picturesque pageantry, and Spenser in the zenith of his reputation was irradiating the intellectual atmosphere with the sunshine of his beautiful imagina- tion, Davies .' And then he praises the poem for 'clearness of thought, ingenuity of reasoning, accuracy of deduction, and propriety of illustration.' Well, one would praise a Bampton Lecture so, or CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 147 a Cobden Club Essay, hardly a poem. And as Shakespeare has been mentioned, one may remind oneself that that poet has taught us more about the soul by what Mr. Willmott calls his ' picturesque pageantry,' than the philosopher by all his 'ingenuity of reasoning and accuracy of deduction.' But even philosophers must be given their due. Let us admit then that ' Nosce Te-ipsum ' has merits. In the first place the metre, that which we now associate with Gray's ' Elegy,' is managed with remarkable clever- ness. Gray contrived to give us, on an average, a picture a quatrain ; he writes with a slow move- ment, and the effect is singularly impressive, because we have leisure to master one idea before we pass to the next. But Davies has to deal not with ideas but with arguments ; and to cut every argument down, or beat it out, so as to get the main point in the last line, is a feat of no little skill. Then there are long passages here and there of very telling rhetoric, and now and .then a quatrain which passion has lifted into poetry. Here, for instance, is a passage that may have caught the eye of Matthew Arnold : For why should we the busy Soul believe When boldly she concludes of that and this ; When of herself she can no judgment give, Nor how, nor whence, nor where, nor what she is ? We seek to know the moving of each sphere And the strange cause of th' ebbs and floods of Nile ; 148 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. But of that clock within our breasts we bear The subtle motions we forget the while. We that acquaint ourselves with every zone And pass both tropics and behold the poles, When we come home are to ourselves unknown And unacquainted still with our own souls. Here is another which supplied a favourite quota- tion to Coleridge ; it comes as part of a proof that the soul ' cannot be a body : ' All things received do such proportion take As those things have wherein they are received ; So little glasses little faces make And narrow webs on narrow frames be weaved. Then what vast body must we make the mind Wherein are men, beasts, trees, towns, seas, and lands ; And yet each thing a proper place doth find, And each thing in the true proportion stands ! Doubtless this could not be, but that she turns Bodies to spirits by sublimation strange; As fire converts to fire the thing it burns, As we our meats into our nature change. Here surely, too, is a fine adaptation of the Homeric image of the golden chain fastened to the throne of Zeus, which Tennyson has also adapted : Could Eve's weak hand, extended to the tree, In sunder rend that adamantine chain, Whose golden links effects and causes be, And which to God's own chair doth fixt remain ? And here is a passage which, as a good ritualist, CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 149 I ought to have sent on a post-card to the Arch- bishops while they were deliberating on their judgment : And yet good scents do purify the brain, Awake the fancy, and the wits refine ; Hence old Devotion incense did ordain To make men's spirits apt for thoughts divine. Considering that Davies lived from 1569 to 1626, he may at least be cited as some evidence that the Elizabethan and Jacobean layfolk did not hold the use of incense to be merely fumigatory. But it would be unfair to Davies not to give a more connected passage to show what he can do on a larger scale. Let us take the section which treats of ' In what manner the Soul is united to the Body.' But how shall we this union well express ? Nought ties the soul ; her subtilty is such She moves the body which she doth possess, Yet no part toucheth but by Virtue's touch. Then dwells she not therein as in a tent, Nor as a pilot in his ship doth sit, Nor as a spider in his web is pent, Nor as the wax retains the print in it, Nor as a vessel water doth contain, Nor as one liquor in another shed, Nor as the heat doth in the fire remain, Nor as a voice throughout the air is spread 150 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. But as the fair and cheerful morning light Doth here and there her silver beams impart, And in an instant doth herself unite To the transparent air in all and part ; Still resting whole when blows the air divide ; Abiding pure when th' air is most corrupted ; Throughout the air her beams dispersing wide, And when the air is tossed, not interrupted. I have said that Davies was not only a politician and a poet, but a noted wit. Two of his jocular poems were printed in the place of honour at the beginning of Davison's Poetical Rhapsody. One is called ' Yet other twelve wonders of the world,' and is a sarcastic masque of the various professions ; the other, written to be presented before the Queen when Sir Robert Cecil entertained her at his house in the Strand, is a trialogue, called 'A contention between a wife, a widow, and a maid.' These repre- sentatives of the three possible conditions of woman- hood go to make their offerings at the shrine of Astraea that is to say, Her Gracious Majesty and contend by the way for precedence. Appro- priately, under the circumstances of its representation, the maid comes off victor. Wit in three centuries is apt to lose its savour, and we can read now both these pieces with dry eyes. But Davies wrote half a dozen or so of parodies on the sonnets of the day, and these still please. One or two make fun merely of outrageous tricks of form, but several are more CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 151 subtle. What could be happier as caricature, both in rhythm and manner generally, than the following, especially in its first and last line ? Into the Middle Temple of my heart The wanton Cupid did himself admit And gave for pledge your eagle-sighted Wit, That he would play no rude uncivil part. Long time he cloaked his nature with his art And sad and grave and sober he did sit But at the last he gan to revel it, To break good rules, and orders to pervert. Then Love and his young Pledge were both convented Before sad Reason, that old Bencher grave, Who this sad sentence unto him presented By Diligence, that sly and secret knave : That Love and Wit for ever should depart Out of the Middle Temple of my heart. And here is another which is as excellent fooling : The hardness of her heart and truth of mine, When the all-seeing eyes of heaven did see, They straight concluded that by power divine To other forms our hearts should turned be. Then hers, as hard as flint, a flint became, And mine, as true as steel, to steel was turned, And then between our hearts sprang forth the flame Of kindest love, which unextinguished burned. And long the sacred lamp of mutual love Incessantly did burn in glory bright : Until my folly did her fury move To recompense my service with despite, 152 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. And to put out with snuffers of her pride The lamp of love which else had never died. I trust now, dear friend, that I have done my duty by Sir John's memory, and I subscribe myself Your obedient humble servant, URBANUS SYLVAN. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 153 IX. THE NEW CRITICISM. Now the New Year reviving old desires, The thoughtful soul to solitude retires. ONE charm of the New Year is that it brings the new books. Few people, notwithstanding a literary affectation to the contrary, are really so coxcombical as to prefer old books when new are to be had. There is a gusto, an enthusiasm, with which the mind throws itself upon the new work that the old, however reverently esteemed, cannot inspire. Even shadows of the good things to come, the advertise- ments which form the best reading in the gazettes the few weeks before Christmas, are apt to take the taste out of the second-hand catalogues. There lies before me Mr. Starkey's list of announcements for the year of grace 1671, in which I read : Paradice Regained, a Poem in four books, to which is added Samson Agonistes. The Author, John Milton, price bound is, 6d. Will any one contend that if at this moment, in exchange for my half-crown, the large and well- printed octavo lay crisp and clean before me, my 154 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. feelings would be no livelier, if less devout, than when I take it now from its sacred tabernacle? Well, the life-blood of the nation is pulsing as high in its veins as when Milton wrote, perhaps higher ; there is no want of books or of men ; and as we do not despise General because he is not Cromwell, so do not let us despise for not being Milton. But it is not of poetry that I would speak at this moment. The books with which my thoughtful soul lately retired to solitude were critical, and I come forward now to relate an important discovery. I prophesy in sober seriousness that this season will be remembered in the annals of publishing as the epoch of the final enfranchisement of literary criticism. Let me explain what I mean. In its humble origin criticism was nothing but the appraisement of works of art for the convenience of customers, a form in which it still survives in the ex cathedra pronounce- ments of Messrs. Sotheby, Wilkinson, & Hodge, or Christie & Manson. The next step was to take on style, and in this stage, which has persisted through the latter half of this waning century, criticism began to be valued for its own sake. Undergraduates in the seventies used to tell each other that a certain lady ' was older than the rocks among which she sits, and like the vampire had been dead many times and learned the secrets of the grave; and had trafficked for strange webs with Eastern merchants,' and had been, if I remember right, CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 155 a diver also ; and all this varied experience ' had been to her but as the sound of lyres and flutes, and lived only in the delicacy with which it had moulded the changing lineaments and tinged the eyelids and the hands.' I can hear still the voice of my bosom friend of those days, now a stockbroker, as he chanted rather than spoke this eloquent passage about a picture of Lionardo's. The criticism of books has been conducted lately on the same eloquent principles. It has ceased to be of consequence what a critic has to say, for no one ever buys a book in deference to his criticism ; what has come to matter is how he says it ; and if he says it well, his own book or essay will be bought. It has long been obvious to the reflective mind that things could not remain permanently in what was merely a stage of transition. If criticism is to be an art, it must not be restricted to the lower gifts of style and denied the higher gifts of creative imagination. And this final fruitage has at last succeeded to efflorescence. Criticism has culminated. At this moment three remarkable efforts in imaginative criticism are before the public, which, though they may presently be outdistanced and forgotten, yet deserve a cordial recognition as the first product of the emancipating birth-throes of critical genius. The first and second heroes of this triumvirate are gentlemen who have already won golden opinions in the second and stylistic stage of criticism ; their 156 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. names are Dr. Edward Dowden and Dr. Edmund Gosse. I will not illustrate their merits in this region because they are well known, and because still higher merits await us ; but I may say that one superb critical sentence from the former writer's ' Life of Shelley ' has to my knowledge earned the distinction of being set in the mathematical examination of one of our universities, so magnificently tropical, in every sense, is its use of technical terms. 1 The third of our heroes has plucked his previous laurels in the less adventurous field of pure romance I refer to the distinguished author of Erewhon, Mr. Samuel Butler. The work that each has this autumn achieved in the hitherto unopened country of imaginative criticism may be shortly summarised as follows. Dr. Dowden has shown us in one splendid example that the masterpieces of literature are not exhausted when they are appreciated by the man in the street ; but, on the contrary, that beyond and above this mirror-like torpor of appreciation lies a process of imaginative reconstruction into his own likeness by each reader who is capable of the effort, so that not only do we, as Hazlitt says, become Hamlet, but Hamlet becomes ourselves. Dr. Gosse has shown us how the passionate pre- cipitations of lyrical genius may be subtilised back 1 ' The mass and momentum of Byron's genius in its impact with the mind of Shelley had an effect like that of a planet sheering its way through the luminous mist of a comet in flight ' (ii. 12). CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 1 57 into the passionate moods and moments which once gave them birth, so as to enrich the too scanty record in every poet's biography. And Mr. Butler has shown us how to take the difficult step beyond this, and fill in the inevitable and deplorable interstices between the facts thus evolved, with incidents that are the creation of pure fancy, thus carrying criticism to the highest heaven of invention. But, in case my readers should suspect me of log-rolling, I will pro- ceed to justify my eulogy by chapter and verse. I. The most convincing way of exhibiting the new Hamlet for that is the character whom Dr. Dowden has recreated for us will be to take typical passages from the play, the popular interpretations of which will be in everybody's mind, and compare with them the same passages as seen in the new light reflected from the commentator's personality The light that never was on sea or land, The consecration and the critic's dream. To begin with, we may take the best known line in the whole play : Ham, To be or not to be, that is the question. ' Here, at any rate,' the unimaginative reader will say, ' there is no scope for critical reconstruction : the words are of the simplest, and convey a simple meaning.' To you, perhaps, my friend, and to me ; but, as Mr. Watson tells us : They see not clearliest who see all things clear. 158 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. We may have thought that Hamlet was merely debating ' the open question ; ' but see what we lose by being gross Anglo-Saxons ; see how much more interesting is the new Dublin Hamlet: 'Is my present project of active resistance against wrong to be or not to be ; active resistance to evil or passive fortitude, which is more worthy of me ? ' Shall I whack my uncle over the head from behind with my shillelagh, or wait till I can persuade him to tread upon the tail of my coat ? I need not point out the greater nobility of this conception, and its moral importance at the present moment when suicide is so much in the air. Hor. There's no offence, my lord. Ham. Yes, by Saint Patrick, but there is, Horatio, And much offence too. Critics of far lower rank have already called attention to the Irish friend of Hamlet, who makes a too silent and fugitive appearance in the play, in the single line addressed to him : Now might I do it, Pat, when he is praying. And this line, taken in combination with the oath above quoted, should suffice to quiet any old-fashioned people who make a conscience of geography, and assert that Hamlet could not have been, and cannot even now be, an Irishman because he was and is a Dane. Certainly he was a Dane, and is ; but hence- forth he is also an Irishman. In the ideal world of CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 159 imagination the two facts are not incompatible. In the ideal world of poetry, Denmark maybe a province of Ireland, just as Bohemia may have a seaboard. And so Dr. Dowden, realising what an invocation of St. Patrick must have implied to an Irish Hamlet, notes the special propriety of the oath, in the fact that his father's ghost has called Claudius ' a serpent/ and St. Patrick was the enemy and expeller of serpents. The lady shall say her mind freely, or the blank verse shall halt for't. Critical imagination had a tough piece of work with this passage, but it triumphed in the end. The ' ladies ' on the Elizabethan stage were boys, and boys had then, as now, a short memory and a bad ear for verse. But in these days, when ' ladies ' are ladies, a completely new interpretation is required, adapted at once to their idiosyncrasy and to the most fashionable type of play. This the imaginative critic supplies, but I leave it in his volume. Ham. Look you, how cheerfully my mother looks, and my father died within 's two hours. Oph. Nay, 'tis twice two months, my lord. Ham. So long ? Nay then, let the devil wear black, for I'll have a suit of sables. By a happy paraphrase of this last speech of Hamlet's, Dr. Dowden imaginatively brings out the broad wit and cheery good humour of the fat Irish prince. ' What an age since my father died ! I am l6o CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. quite an old gentleman ! I mean to be rich and com- fortable.' It would vastly help readers to appreciate his new Hamlet if Dr. Dowden would paraphrase the whole play. But perhaps the magical power of the new art is most vividly shown in the learned professor's re- habilitation of Hamlet's nonsense. A mere Dane may talk nonsense, but not an Irish Dane; what looks like nonsense on the surface must, if probed deep enough, reveal itself as epigram. Ros. My lord, you must tell us where the body is, and go with us to the king. Ham. The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body. In interpreting this dark passage it must be re- membered that there were more kings than one in Brentford, and more dead bodies than one in the play ; and, further, that although it was in character for Rosencranz, the fawning courtier, to call Claudius king, it would have been grossly unfilial in Hamlet to follow suit. Then, by taking the first 'body' of Polonius and the second of Hamlet senior, and the first ' king ' of Hamlet senior with his body on, and the second with his body off, we get this fine piece of wit, which is both paraphrastically sound and dramatically convincing: 'The body lies in death with the king my father, but my father walks dis- embodied.' Was it not Kepler who congratulated the Creator of the universe on having at last some CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. l6l one on the earth who could appreciate his handiwork ? If Shakespeare's spirit takes any cognisance of his commentators, he must feel that if he has had to wait nigh three full centuries for an audience who can penetrate his meaning, he has not waited in vain. And so I might go on, exemplifying by passage after passage the interpretative changes by which the ter-centenarian Hamlet has been born anew ; but our other two heroes of the new criticism have an equal claim on our recognition. I cannot, however, pass by altogether without remark the subtle way in which a new construction of the characters reacts upon the familiar rhythms of the play. It is a fact, in art as in nature, that ' soul is form and doth the body make,' and a transmigration of souls cannot be effected without some corresponding changes in the body. I will write down a few of the lines as they stand in this most marvellous edition, and ask my readers whether the new rhythm is not in keep- ing with the new spiritual interpretation. Note, for example, the cheery, jolly-good-fellow tone in which Hamlet addresses the pater when he turns up on the Elsinore platform : Thou comest in such a questionable [i.e. conversational] shape That I will speak to thee : I'll call thee Hamlet, King, father ; royal Dane O, answer me [punches him in the ribs}. On the other hand, the new cheerfulness in the son M 162 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. begets, as it obviously must, a new depth of gloom in the father. He takes to triple iteration, perhaps because he thinks Hamlet inattentive, or else on the Bellman's theory in the ' Hunting of the Snark : ' What I tell you three times is true. He says adieu three times over instead of twice, as he always used ; and finding that Hamlet has a line to say with a triple iteration in it, a very proper and filial line too : Oh, horrible, oh, horrible, most horrible ! he says it himself before the other can get it out ; and then replies to it as if the other had said it : If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not. Altogether a very human and Irish and irascible ghost, whose acquaintance we are delighted to have made. And we look forward with impatience to Dr. Dowden's hibernicising of our other old friends 'Macbeth,' 'Julius Caesar,' 'The Merchant of Venice/ and the rest. In logical process of development, Dr. Gosse's con- tribution to the new art comes next to Dr. Dowden's, and should next be considered ; but as Mr. Butler has dealt with Shakespeare, it will be convenient to call attention to his merits first. It can be done very briefly, for his achievement so far, in this matter of Shakespearean criticism, is the invention of a group of incidents to account for certain words and phrases CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 163 in the sonnets. Thus Shakespeare says in one place : As a decrepit father takes delight To see his active child do deeds of youth, So I, made lame by Fortune's dearest spite, Take all my comfort of thy worth and truth. Upon which Mr. Butler's energetic imagination in- vents a 'scuffle' in which Shakespeare was lamed, where previous generations of prosaic commentators have been content to see nothing but a bald meta- phor. Again Shakespeare says : Why didst thou promise such a beauteous day And make me travel forth without my cloak ? This figure of speech Mr. Butler's eye, rolling in a fine frenzy, seizes upon, and his critical pen gives to airy nothing a local habitation and a name. He invents a practical joke played upon the poet by his young friend, but somewhat disappointingly suggests that the same joke was at the bottom of the lameness too. ' Hardly had he laid the cloak aside before he was surprised according to a preconcerted scheme, and very probably roughly handled, for we find him lame soon afterwards, and apparently not fully re- covered a twelvemonth later (cf. Sonnet 109. 3). ' If Mr. Butler will only continue as he has begun, the biographers of Shakespeare will in future have no need to lament the scantiness of their material ; and that learned dryasdust, Dr. Sidney Lee, will have to 164 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. burn his book. What disquiets me, however, in a person of Mr. Butler's intrepid fancy is his modera- tion in the use of it. Can it be intermittent ? And so we come to our third hero, Dr. Gosse, whose contribution to the new criticism is, as I have already said, not a coining of incident like Mr. Butler's, but a reduction of poems by imaginative insight to the passionate events out of which they originally sprang. The debt we owe him is more for the method than for the particular application he himself has already made of it, for Donne, the poet on whom he has been experimenting, is not a person about whom the public is much interested. But the method is capable of infinite application. In fact I feel myself a critic new inspired with a mission to write on these principles the life of Dr. Gosse, whose volumes of verse stand in attractive row upon my handiest shelf. And one day I may yield to the fascination. At this moment the potency of the new principle can perhaps be more safely exhibited by applying it to the lyrical confessions of a poet no longer with us. Dr. Gosse himself will perhaps do justice to the early history of Browning in due course ; in the meantime an amateur critic may be allowed to exhibit some of the more obvious discoveries to which the new method must lead. The scene of the more interesting of these newly recovered incidents is, as might have been anticipated, the Italy of which Browning was always so fond. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 165 The question of time and place will have to be much canvassed before a final settlement can commend itself universally, and there will inevitably be diffi- culties which can never now be satisfactorily settled. If only the new criticism had arisen in the poet's life- time, and while the Browning Society was at its zenith of activity, the results achieved might have been fuller and more accurately concatenated. Still, the incidents remain to us, and their exact sequence is of quite inferior importance. The first thing to strike a new critic in the search for biographical material is Mr. Browning's curious penchant for duchesses, which is every bit as remark- able as Donne's for countesses, only Browning's were not, of course, English duchesses, who are rare birds, but the more widely spread Italian species. One of them, a Ferrarese lady, is described as his last duchess, implying therefore at least two predecessors, one of whom was probably the duchess that ran away from the effeminate duke with a gipsy woman ; who is thus seen to have been in league with Browning, if not, as I suspect, Browning himself in disguise. From a poem called ' Love among the Ruins,' it would appear that they had found a very safe and pictur- esque trysting-place. It is, however, neither of these but the first duchess who attracts me most. Her story is contained in the poem called 'In a Gondola.' She was a Venetian lady, whose brothers for some reason had a spite against Mr. Browning, 1 66 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. and hired bravos to stab him happily, as we know, without permanent effect. The poem is interesting, apart from its main story, for a stanza which throws a side-light upon the poem of Holy Cross Day : What are we two ? / am a Jew And carry thee farther than friends can pursue, To a feast of our tribe. To return once more to the last duchess, whom Mr. Browning seems to have got rid of with a suddenness that would have attracted more attention in England, I cannot make up my mind if she is identical with Porphyria, or whether Porphyria is another lady friend whom the poet helped to a too realistic immortality. Anyhow the duel that is recorded in ' Before ' and ' After ' probably represents the violent end of this violent passion. It is demonstrable that the beginning of the end is sketched in the poem called 'A Lovers' Quarrel.' Compare, e.g., the line in that poem, ' Laughs with so little cause/ with the following passage from ' My Last Duchess : ' She had A heart how shall I say? too soon made glad, Too easily impressed ; she liked whate'er She looked on, and her looks went everywhere. . . . . O sir, she smiled no doubt Whene'er I passed her ; but who passed without Much the same smile ? This grew ; I gave command ; Then all smiles stopped together. It would be too long a tale to unravel and set out CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. l6/ and apportion among the duchesses all the tangle of delightful incident that is chronicled in Mr. Brown- ing's many volumes. And it would require a subtler brain and a surer hand than mine to accomplish the task satisfactorily. I cherish the hope that Dr. Gosse in his recovered leisure may be prevailed upon to undertake it. P.S. I spent a few moments, since writing the above, in turning over that fascinating book, Whitaker's 'Titled Persons,' in the hope that some entry or some comment of its learned and critical editor might throw light on the identity of one or other of Mr. Browning's duchesses, but without result. In case my readers do not know that Mr. Whitaker combines the function of poetical critic with that of historiographer-general, may I invite their attention to the entry 'Tennyson, Baron Hallam,' in which occurs a very remarkable passage, from which a short extract may be welcome ? We are persuaded that Tennyson himself would have been the last to rate his own claims as superior to those of Byron ; and it is with the latter that the pre-eminence for the nineteenth century will doubtless remain, except in the judgment of a few specialists, and of those writers on everything under the sun who, having often but the slenderest acquaintance with their subject, seek to keep up with the spirit of the age by writing bigly and bravely in its advance. The first place is not at all likely to be Tennyson's. But what poet is to occupy the second position is a much nicer question, and the respective champions of Tennyson, Shelley, and Wordsworth must continue to discuss 168 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. it between themselves, while possibly if the literary world would but revert to the reading of Campbell they woyld find in him a formidable competitor for all three. Under the titles 'Arnold, Sir Edwin' and 'Morris, Sir Lewis ' there are no reflections, as Mr. Whitaker calls no man unhappy till he is dead. It is therefore only in the case of hereditary titles that there is an opportunity for his criticism. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 169 X. THE TEARS OF THE MUSES. (Rnskin, Blackmore, Dixon, Steevens.} THERE was no muse of Prose ; but Herodotus, the first great prose writer of Greece, divided up his history among the sacred Nine, by way of modestly asserting that a perfect prose piece like his own had required for its perfection the inspiration of the whole sisterhood. And this gives us a hint that a battle lately waged as to the true and proper merits of prose is no more likely to end in victory for any one side, than a similar battle would as to the true and proper merits of Poetry. While the Edinburgh Review very naturally looks to the performances of its own contributors grammatical, sensible, lucid as the ne phis idtra of the art, Mr. Charles Whibley, who has done so much to revive an interest in the Tudor translators, as naturally prefers something a little more picturesque in vocabulary, a little more elaborate in syntax, and a little less timid in trope. Those of us who do not theorise, and who cannot write, but are diligent and avid readers, may be dis- posed to think that style is very much a matter of eyesight, physical or imaginative, that a man can I/O CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. describe as much of a thing as he sees and no more, and that if one man's page has more colour in it than another's it is because his retina is more sensitive to colour. Similarly for a man's thoughts. If he thinks, not as an individual, but as a member of some class or party, he will inevitably employ the traditional phrases in which the common ideas are clothed ; but if he is an original, much more if he is an eccentric, like Sir Thomas Browne, or Charles Lamb, or Walter Pater, he will not even know the traditional phrases, but will have to shape his thoughts as best he may in any vocabulary he can get together ; and his rhythm will depend partly, of course, upon his choice of models and the delicacy of his ear, but also to a great extent upon whether he thinks rapidly, and can foresee his conclusion through a long array of sub- ordinate clauses, or whether his ore has to be smelted seven times in the fire. I had a friend once who, if you suggested in argument any proposition, would, as likely as not, reply, ' True ; but against that there are these ten things to be considered' which he would proceed to enumerate with the precision of a catalogue. Needless to say, his written style, not unfamiliar to the public which reads newspapers, was of that classical and periodic structure whose end is known from the beginning, and the advance towards it made, not with tentative skirmishes, but in Lord Methuen's manner of attack full front, and in column formation. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. I/ 1 At the head of this Conference I have written the familiar title of ' The Tears of the Muses ' ; but I wish to employ it in the collective sense I have indicated for the tears of the whole college over certain prose- writers, whose deaths, coming hard one upon another, have added a gloom to the gloomiest January l in the memory of those born since the Crimea. Mr. Ruskin, it is true, the greatest of the four, had long been a ghost ; but the actual passing of the last of the prophets could not but win a moment's tribute of respect even from the young England that had ceased to believe in him. ' My father, my father, the chariots of Israel and the horse- men thereof.' Mr. Blackmore also had done his work ; but as long as he lived there was always hope that the hand that wrote Lorna Doone, however ' mattock-hardened/ would again resume its cunning. Mr. Dixon, on the contrary, was in the middle of his task, and at the height of his powers, and only at the beginning of his recognition. When the Laureateship was vacant and candidates were vying with each other in odes for the morning press, someone told me with great glee that he or his neighbour (I forget which) had met Mr. Swinburne on Putney Common, who had said oracularly, ' They should appoint Canon Dixon,' and passed on without explaining himself. I told my informant that I thought Dixon wasn't the man for the place ; but I quite saw what Mr. 1 1900. 1/2 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Swinburne meant namely, that Dixon had a skill in ode-building which certainly none of the competitors could pretend to. My informant, one of those omniscient people who will never confess to ignorance or own a blunder, said ' Quite so ' ; but I fear, from the vivacity with which he told the tale, he had thought Mr. Swinburne was making a cheap jest at the Church of England. So, again, I shall not easily forget the astonishment in Oxford when Mr. Dixon proposed himself as a candidate far the Professorship of Poetry at the time when Mr. Palgrave was appointed (1885). Oxford's satirist, the inimitable Mr. Godley, at once put his name into the concluding spondee of an hexameter, where the gravity of its position might lend emphasis to its own insignifi- cance nee tua Palgravius nee Sacri Carminis auctor quarto quoque die poscit suffragia Dixon. It was not until last autumn that the University of Oxford, happening to take up Mr. Mackail's Life of William Morris, to which Dixon had contributed fascinating reminiscences of his Oxford friend, recognised their quality and, turning to the four large volumes of the History of the Church of England bearing Dixon's name, recognised in them the same quality, and gave him an honorary Doctor's degree. But Oxford cannot be blamed for its tardi- ness, seeing that the Church of England itself had not yet recognised Dixon, notwithstanding that its CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 173 controversialists have long furnished themselves for war from his armoury. If he had served the State as he had served his Church but the character of the Church of England as a nursing mother has been written once for all by John Henry Newman. The fourth of our lost prose-writers calls for more tears than the rest, not because his achievement was greater (for it was far below theirs), but because his time was all before him. Mr. Steevens had powers that placed him easily at the head of the profession he adopted, but they would undoubtedly have carried him beyond special correspondence into work that need not have been ephemeral. He too, like Ruskin, the ' Oxford graduate/ and Blackmore, a scholar of Exeter, and Dixon, scholar (afterwards honorary fellow) of Pembroke, owed his training to Oxford, for he was a scholar of Balliol ; and indeed was in his year gazetted as proxime for the Hertford, the blue ribbon of the University in Latin scholarship. In this Conference I propose to notice, in the writers I have mentioned, their several ways of using their pens to convey what they saw with their eyes, either actually or imaginatively. That many people use their eyes at all, and find anything to admire in natural landscape, they owe to Ruskin, who, under the guise of defending Turner's pictures, taught them to see in nature the form and the colour that Turner had seen there and put upon his canvas. It is to this special pleader's necessity of insisting upon the 174 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Turneresqueness of nature that we must attribute the brilliant colouring of so many descriptive passages in Modern Painters. They are chosen deliberately for their colour, to open people's eyes. To this necessity is due also their partial failure. Ruskin wished to make his impression irresistible, to compel the purblind to see, and so he painted too much to the eye, instead of to the imagination. He accumulated detail upon the retina long after the optic nerves were exhausted. Hence it is in the smaller pictures that his effects are most successful. What, for example, could exceed in beauty and in effect the following vignette of Murano ? To the north, there is first the great cemetery wall, then the long stray buildings of Murano, and the island villages beyond, glittering in intense crystalline vermilion, like so much jewellery scattered on a mirror, their towers poised apparently in the air a little above the horizon, and their reflections, as sharp and vivid and substantial as themselves, thrown on the vacancy between them and the sea. The effect of that description, it is hardly necessary to point out, depends largely upon the response of the imagination to the comparison with scattered jewels. Take for another example the well-known description of the Campagna in the Preface to the second edition of Modern Painters : Perhaps there is no more impressive scene on earth than the solitary extent of the Campagna of Rome under evening light. Let the reader imagine himself for a moment withdrawn from the sounds and motion of the living world, and sent forth alone into this wild and wasted plain. The earth yields and crumbles CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 175 beneath his foot, tread he never so lightly, for its substance is white, hollow, and carious, like the dusty wreck of the bones of men. The long knotted grass waves and tosses feebly in the evening wind, and the shadows of its motion shake feverishly along the banks of ruin that lift themselves to the sunlight. Hillocks of mouldering earth heave around him, as if the dead beneath were struggling in their sleep ; scattered blocks of blackstone, foursquare, remnants of mighty edifices, not one left upon another, lie upon them to keep them down. A dull purple poisonous haze stretches level along the desert, veiling its spectral wrecks of massy ruins, on whose rents the red light rests like dying fire on defiled altars. The blue ridge of the Alban mount lifts itself against a solemn space of green, clear, quiet sky. Watch-towers of dark clouds stand steadfastly along the promontories of the Apennines from the plain to the moun- tains. The shattered aqueducts, pier beyond pier, melt into the darkness, like shadowy and countless troops of funeral mourners passing from a nation's grave. That is painting to the imagination. By the suggestion of a vast valley of the shadow full of the dead and yet not sacred to them, and by a reference to its scattered stones in the words of the curse upon Jerusalem, imagination comes to the aid of the purely physical picture, and makes an indelible impression. The only marks of weakness in the passage are the prominent and excessive alliterations, which give it a certain air of constraint, though each example taken alone might be defended. But now consider a pas- sage where the painting appeals merely to the eye the famous colour passage about Clouds at Sunset : We have been speaking hitherto of what is constant and necessary in nature, of the ordinary effects of daylight on ordinary colours, and we repeat again that no gorgeousness of 176 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. the pallet can reach even these. But it is a widely different thing when nature herself takes a colouring fit, and does some- thing extraordinary, something really to exhibit her power. She has a thousand ways and means of rising above herself, but incomparably the noblest manifestations of her capability of colour are those sunsets among the high clouds. I speak especially of the moment before the sun sinks when his light turns pure rose-colour, and when this light falls upon a zenith covered with countless cloud-forms of inconceivable delicacy, threads and flakes of vapour, which would in common daylight be pure snow-white, and which give therefore fair field to the tone of light. There is then no limit to the multitude and no check to the intensity of the hues assumed. The whole sky from the zenith to the horizon becomes one molten mantling sea of colour and fire ; every black bar turns into massy gold, every ripple and wave into unsullied shadowless crimson and purple and scarlet, and colours for which there are no words in lan- guage and no ideas in the mind things which can only be conceived while they are visible the intense hollow blue of the upper sky melting through it all, showing here deep and pure and lightless, there modulated by the filmy formless body of the transparent vapour, till it is lost imperceptibly in its crimson and gold. (Mod. P. i. 2. 2.) As we read we are lost in wonder at the beauty of the rhythm. It is absolutely faultless except for the accident of the rhyme between ' white ' and ' light.' And the impression left on the mind is just the impression Ruskin intended namely, that Nature is a superb colourist. But it conveys no picture to the eye, which was Ruskin's more immediate intention. Take again such a set piece as that in the chapter upon ' The Nature of Gothic ' in the Stones of Venice, which attempts to answer the question why the architecture of the south of Europe differs from that CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 177 of the north. Ruskin begins by suggesting a con- trast in physical character between northern and southern countries. We know (he says) the differences in detail, but we have not that broad glance and grasp which would enable us to feel them in their fulness. We know that gentians grow on the Alps and olives on the Apennines : but we do not enough conceive for ourselves that variegated mosaic of the world's surface which a bird sees on its migration, that difference between the district of the gentian and of the olive which the stork and the swallow see far off, as they lean upon the sirocco wind. Let us, for a moment, try to raise ourselves even above the level of their flight, and imagine the Mediterranean lying beneath us like an irregular lake, and all its ancient promontories sleeping in the sun ; here and there an angry spot of thunder, a grey stain of storm, moving upon the burning field ; and here and there a fixed wreath of white volcano smoke, surrounded by its circle of ashes, but for the most part a great peacefulness of light ; Syria and Greece, Italy and Spain, laid like pieces of a golden pave- ment into the sea-blue, chased as we stoop nearer to them, with bossy beaten work of mountain chains, and glowing softly with terraced gardens, and flowers heavy with frankincense, mixed among masses of laurel, and orange, and plumy palm that abate with their grey-green shadows. . . . It is too much. The idea of a bird's-eye view of Europe was charming ; so was the imagination of the golden promontories inlaying the hyaline ; but to ask us to descend to earth again just to get in the terraces and orange-trees was an error in judgment, and it suggests the thought that if we are to notice the flowers through the whole breadth of Europe we shall be an unconscionable time on the journey ; and indeed the eye is already bored, and wanders vaguely N 1/8 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. down the page and down the next, and refuses to go on with all that detail which it set out expressly to avoid. And in this case it misses nothing to the pur- pose, for the end of the journey is merely this reflec- tion, admirably phrased, but requiring no more knowledge than the vague and all untravelled imagination could have compassed with its own resources : Let us watch him with reverence as he sets side by side the burning gems, and smoothes with soft sculpture the jasper pillars, that are to reflect a ceaseless sunshine, and rise into a cloudless sky, but not with less reverence let us stand by him when with rough strength and hurried stroke he smites an un- couth animation out of the rocks which he has torn from among the moss of the moorland, and heaves into the darkened air the pile of iron buttress and rugged wall, instinct with work of an imagination as wild and wayward as the northern sea, creatures of ungainly shape and rigid limb, but full of wolfish life ; fierce as the winds that beat, and changeful as the clouds that shade them. It seems to me that an examination of Ruskin's descriptive passages leads to some such conclusion as this that when his imagination was touched he could paint a picture which at once conveyed itself to the reader's imagination and lived there, a permanent possession ; but that he had not the art of painting to the eye. As a consequence, when he tried to do so he was apt to over-labour his work and become tedious. Ruskin, perhaps, was too much of an analyst to be able to reproduce the superficial appearances of things. Still, the least successful of CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 1/9 his descriptive passages served the purpose of enforc- ing on the British public the fact that there was something in the world to see, if it would only open its eyes and look about. As some sort of commentary on the distinction made above, it may be interesting to refer to a curious self-revealing passage at the beginning the sixth of chapter of The Seven Lamps of Architecture : It was springtime too, and all were coming forth in clusters, crowded for very love ; there was room enough for all, but they crushed their leaves into all manner of strange shapes only to be nearer each other. There was the wood-anemone star after star, closing every now and then into nebulae ; and there was the oxalis, troop by troop, like virginal processions of the Mois de Marie, the dark vertical clefts in the limestone choked up with them as with heavy snow, and touched with ivy on the edges ivy as light and lovely as the vine ; and ever and anon, a blue gush of violets, and cowslip bells in sunny places ; and in the more open ground, the vetch and comfrey and mezereon, and the small sapphire buds of the Polygala Alpina, and the wild strawberry, just a blossom or two, all showered amidst the golden softness of deep, warm, amber-coloured moss. I came out presently on the edge of the ravine ; the solemn murmur of its waters rose suddenly from beneath, mixed with the singing of the thrushes among the pine boughs ; and on the opposite side of the valley, walled all along as it was by grey cliffs of limestone, there was a hawk sailing slowly off their brow, touch- ing them nearly with his wings and with the shadows of the pines flickering upon his plumage from above ; but with the fall of a hundred fathoms under his breast, and the curling pools of the green river gliding and glittering dizzily beneath him, their foam globes moving with him as he flew. It would be difficult to conceive a scene less dependent upon any other interest than that of its own secluded and serious beauty ; but the writer well remembers the sudden blankness and chill which were cast upon l8o CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. it, when he endeavoured, in order more strictly to arrive at the sources of its impressiveness, to imagine it, for a moment, a scene in some aboriginal forest of the new continent. The flowers in an instant lost their light, the river its music ; the hills became oppressively desolate ; a heaviness in the boughs of the dark- ened forest showed how much of their former power had been dependent upon a life which was not theirs, how much of the glory of the imperishable, or continually renewed, creation is reflected from things more precious in their memories than it, in its renewing. Those ever-springing flowers and ever-flow- ing streams had been dyed by the deep colours of human endurance, valour, and virtue, and the crests of the sable hills that rose against the evening sky received a deeper worship, because their far shadows fell eastward over the iron wall of Joux, and the foursquare keep of Granson. This Conference, if it is to keep within any reasonable bounds, must limit itself to the one point of description, but it is impossible to mention Mr. Ruskin's prose without confessing that it served many other and perhaps higher purposes. In its maturity it has been compared for flexibility and grace with Plato's Greek, and there can be no juster, as there can be no higher, praise ; but it must be added that Ruskin could send through the grace and flexibility of his periods a prophetic intensity of passion to which Plato was a stranger ; witness, for instance, the eloquent lay sermon called ' The Mystery of Life and its Arts.' In addition to this Greek lucidity and Hebrew earnestness he was the possessor of a very vigorous English turn for humour and sarcasm. The various courses of lectures, delivered as Slade Professor at Oxford, furnish abundant evidence. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. iSl Everybody knows his picture of the Apollo of Syracuse cheek by jowl with the 'self-made man'; his de- scriptions of the Thames Embankment and the Crystal Palace, and the story of the 'little incident at Wallingford ' (Aratra Pentelici, lecture 3). Further, he had a mediaeval love for mystical interpretation, which he was fond of exercising upon Shakespeare ; see, for instance, an astounding passage in Munera Pnlveris (chap, v.), from which one sentence will be enough : Prospero (' for hope ') a true governor is opposed to Sycorax, the mother of slavery, her name Swine-raven indicating at once brutality and deathfumess ; hence the line : ' As wicked dew as e'er my mother brushed, with raven's feather] &c. Ariel is the spirit of generous and free-hearted service, in early stages of human society oppressed by ignorance and wild- tryanny ; venting groans as fast as mill-wheels strike ; in ship- wreck of states dreadful, so that ' all but mariners plunge in the brine and quit the vessel then all afire with me; ' yet having in itself the will and sweetness of truest peace, whence that is especially called Ariel's song : ' Come unto these yellow sands, and there take hands} &c. &c. In reading this and similar passages it is fair to remember that Ruskin usually supplies in other parts of his voluminous writings the antidote to any occasional piece of folly ; and in regard to Shake- speare such may be found in the fourth volume of 1 82 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Modern Painters (part v. chap. xx). Of his so- called socialism, which perhaps has proved the most widely effective part of his vast and lifelong energy, I am not the person to speak; nor, remembering that Unto this Last was expelled from the pages of CORNHILL by the outraged optimism of Mr. Thackeray, can this be held a fit place for the discussion. I pass on to the consideration of Mr. Blackmore as a literary artist ; and I will say of him just one word that while incomparably Mr. Ruskin's inferior in the handling of sentences, which he was inclined to write in far too lyrical a vein, he was yet a master of the art, which the other lacked, of painting to the eye. As I look out of the window at the narrow lane piled up on one side with the drifted snow, which the eddies of wind have hollowed into the most fantastic shapes, I ask myself, ' Has Ruskin given us that ? ' I do not remember at this moment in Mr. Ruskin's ' writings any description of snow except the following passage in Modern Painters (vol. i. part 2) : In the range of inorganic nature, I doubt if any object can be found more perfectly beautiful than a fresh deep snowdrift, seen under warm light. Its curves are of inconceivable per- fection and changefulness ; its surface and transparency alike exquisite ; its light and shade of inexhaustible variety and infinite finish, the shadows sharp, pale, and of heavenly colour, the reflected lights intense and multitudinous, and mingled with the sweet occurrences of transmitted light. That is an analytical description which might well prepare a reader for seeing the beauty of the next CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 183 snowdrift he came across, but it would not conjure up before his mind's eye the picture of any snowdrift in particular, or indeed in general. But put by the side of it this passage from the chapter on 'The Great Winter' in Lorna Doom : Behold there was no flock at all ! None, I mean, to be seen anywhere : only at one corner of the field by the eastern end where the snow drove in a great white billow as high as a barn and as broad as a house. This great drift was rolling and curl- ing beneath the violent blast, tufting and combing with rustling swirls, and carved (as in patterns of cornice) where the grooving chisel of the wind swept round. Ever and again, the tempest snatched little whiffs from the channelled edges, twirled them round, and made them dance over the chine of the monster pile, then let them lie like herringbones, or the seams of sand where the tide had been. And all the while from the smother- ing sky, more and more fiercely at every blast, came the pelting, pitiless arrows, winged with murky white, and pointed with the barbs of frost. But although for people who had no sheep the sight was a very fine one (so far at least as the weather permitted any sight at all), yet for us with our flock beneath it this great mount had but little charm. Watch began to scratch at once, and to howl along the sides of it ; he knew that his charge was buried there and his business taken from him. But we four men set to in earnest, digging with all our might and main, shovelling away at the great white pile, and fetching it into the meadow. Each man made for himself a cave scooping at the soft cold flux 'which slid upon him at every stroke, and throwing it out behind him in piles of castled fancy. . . . But before we began again, I laid my head well into the chamber ; and there I heard a faint ' ma-a-ah ' coming through some ells of snow, like a plaintive buried hope, or a last appeal. I shouted aloud to cheer him up, for I knew what sheep it was, to wit, the most valiant of all the wethers. And then we all fell to again, and very soon we 1 84 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. hauled him out. Watch took charge of him at once with an air of the noblest patronage, lying on his frozen fleece and lick- ing all his face and feet, to restore his warmth to him. Then fighting Tom jumped up at once, and made a little butt at Watch as if nothing had ever ailed him, and then set off to a shallow place, and looked for something to nibble at. Further in and close under the bank, where they had huddled themselves for warmth, we found all the rest of the poor sheep packed as closely as if they were in a great pie. It was strange to observe how their vapour and breath and the moisture exuding from their wool had scooped, as it were, a coved room for them lined with a ribbing of deep yellow snow. Also the churned snow beneath their feet was as yellow as gamboge. No words need be spent in praising the liveliness and, unless the word be the same, the life-likeness, or even more the aliveness of this picture. It is a living picture indeed. We can see the drift and the sheep and the whole process of freeing them, all going on before our eyes. What I meant by the too lyrical run of some of Blackmore's sentences may be seen from a passage a little further on, which might be written as verse : Often and often the vanes went round and we hoped for change of weather : The only change was that it seemed if possible to grow colder. Or again, on the same page : Foreseeing how the snow was spread Lightly over everything Covering up the hills and valleys And the foreshore of the sea, CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 185 They contrived a way to crown it And to glide like a flake along. Through the sparkle of the whiteness And the wreaths of windy tossings And the ups and downs of cold Any man might get along With 'a boat on either foot To prevent his sinking. I have no doubt there are numberless passages in Blackmore which are made by this lilt of his, just as there are numberless passages in Ruskin made by his alliteration, though occasionally we come upon a place which excess has marred. The characteristic talent of Mr. Dixon did not lie in his descriptions of natural scenery, though his lyrics contain such, but in his human portraits. In person he closely resembled Chaucer, as we see him in Hoccleve's picture, and in manner as he describes himself to us in the Canterbury Tales ; and in his wide and humorous interest in types of humanity, especially ecclesiastical humanity, and in his power of drawing them, he suggests Chaucer more than anyone else. Of course, he had quite other than a merely Chaucerian interest in Church questions ; but with that we are not concerned. It is fair to say that quotations do him injustice, because he did not patch his historical work with set pieces of character-paint- ing, but allowed his view of the actors to express itself by the way. But here and there we get a more or less formal summing-up, and of such a specimen 1 86 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. may be welcome. Here are some general remarks on the character of Henry VIII., of whom Mr. Froude made a hero. 1 Henry had long been in a declining state of health, suffering severe pain and uneasiness from his corpulence and the diseases of his constitution. He seems, however, to have been able to exert his will to the last, and never to have fallen so low as to be entirely at the mercy of the men around him. It was to the advantage of the courtiers, so long as he lived, implicitly to obey him. They bore with his irascibility and followed him without murmuring even when he desired the destruction of many among them. Particular ambition might have been dangerous to the loyal society of which he was the head, and the extinction of one or two was always better than the peril of all. Henry was indeed the man who was fittest to direct the revolution of the rich against the poor. His stupendous will was guided by certain primary and unfailing instincts ; his fierce temper would brook the domination of no human being. The subtlest flattery failed to insinuate itself into him, the haughtiest spirits got no hold upon him ; arduous or splendid services awoke in him no sentiment of royal confidence. The proud Wolsey, the astute Cromwell, to whom in succession he seemed to have abdicated his kingship, found that they had no more power over him than the last dicer whom he had enriched. When he met with a conscience that resisted his enormities, his resentment was im- placable. ... In truth there was something unintelligent in the incapacity of attachment, the inaccessibility to kindly feeling, which was Henry's strength. The savage creatures would bite 1 Some of Dixon's footnotes on Froude's notions of veracity are very lively reading. There is a characteristic one in vol. iv. p. 372, from which I will only quote one sentence on Mr. Froude's style : ' " The chancellor and the clergy were springing at the leash like hounds with the game in view, fanaticism and revenge lashing them forward." If a hound were held in the leash and lashed forward at the same time, there is no knowing what he might do. Mr. Froude is fond of the word lash, and indeed it has a fine lashing sound.' CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. l8/ every hand ; the services and kindness of the keeper exempt him not from the precautions which must be taken by the stranger who approaches them. The well-known lineaments of this monarch expressed his character. That large and swelling brow, on which the clouds of wrath and the lines of hardness might come forth at any moment ; those steep and ferocious eyes ; that small full mouth, close buttoned, as if to prevent the explosion of a perpetual choler ; these give the physiognomy of a remarkable man, but not of a great man. There is no noble history written in them ; and though well-formed, they lack the clearness of line which has often traced in a homelier visage the residence of a lofty intellect. . . . It is the last baseness of tyranny not to perceive genius. Of Seneca and of Lucan the slaughterer was Nero. Henry the Eighth laid the foundations of his revolution in the English Erasmus, and set up the gates thereof in the English Petrarch. Mr. Steevens's prose will hardly look its best beside Mr. Dixon's. Dixon was a poet and wrote such prose as only poets can write, prose with dis- tinction in every sentence, in every word. Distinction is precisely what Mr. Steevens's prose always lacks. If the reader is not interested in the matter that happens to be in hand, he may skip with assurance, knowing that nothing in the manner will make per- severance worth while. In comparing the two styles, one is reminded of that pleasant conceit in a poem of George Herbert's : A man that looks on glasse On it may stay his eye ; Or if he pleaseth, through it passe, And then the heaven espy. There is no temptation for the eye to rest upon Mr. Steevens's glass. But then, what a translucent 1 88 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. glass it is ! With what minute accuracy, with what vivid sharpness it presents its picture of the world without ! How admirably it selects the characteristic features for with all its apparent simplicity it is a magic glass and allows them to make their characteristic impression ! To read a diary of travel by Mr. Steevens is to feel dispensed from the irksome necessity of making the journey for oneself. Could Delhi, for example, ever mean more to me, after I had seen it with my own eyes, than it does now when I have seen it through Mr. Steevens's? I strongly doubt it. For a specimen of Mr. Steevens's skill I will not draw upon his latest books, which will be in most people's memory, but will give his picture of Chicago, partly for the sake of the contrasts it will suggest with the passages given above from Mr. Ruskin. To impressionism nothing is common even if it is unclean. Go first up on to the tower of the Auditorium. In front, near three hundred feet below, lies Lake Michigan. There are lines of breakwater, and a lighthouse inshore, where the water is grey and brown, but beyond and on either hand to the rim spreads the brilliant azure of deep water the bosom of a lake which is also a sea shining in the transparent sunlight. White sails speckle its surface, and far out ocean-going steamers trail lazy streaks of smoke behind them. From the lake blow winds now soft and life-giving like old wine, now so keen as to set every nerve and sinew on the stretch. Then turn round and look at Chicago. You might be on a central peak of the high Alps. All about you they rise, the mountains of building not in the broken line of New York, but thick together, side by CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 189 side, one behind the other. From this height the flat roofs of the ordinary buildings of four or five stories are not distinguish- able from the ground ; planting their feet on these rise the serried ranks of the heaven-scaling peaks. You are almost surprised to see no snow on them : the steam that gushes perpetually from their chimneys, and floats and curls away on the lake breeze, might well be clouds with the summits rising above them to the sun. Height on height they stretch away on every side till they are lost in a murky cloud of smoke inland. These buildings are all ironcored, and the masonry is only the shell that cases the rooms in them. They can even be built downward. You may see one of them with eight stories of brick wall above, and then four of a vacant skeleton of girders below ; the superstructure seems to be hanging in air. Broader and more massive than the tall buildings of New York, older also and dingier, they do not appear, like them, simply boxes of windows. Who would suppose that mere lumps of iron and bricks and mortar could be sublime ? Yet these are sublime and almost awful. You have awakened, like Gulliver, in a land of giants, a land where the very houses are instinct with almost ferocious energy and force. 190 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. XI. MR. H. D. TRAILL A SCHOOL OF LITERATURE COMIC VERSE AN AMERICAN GILBERT. WE were conferring last month about the four men of genius with a gift for writing prose whom Fate snatched from us within a few days of each other, as if to mark with a holocaust the advent of the closing year of the century. But before the Con- ference was in print a fifth had joined them in the person of Mr. H. D. Traill. Mr. Traill was one of the few writers of the day who possessed wit in the sense that word bore to our forefathers ; that is to say, he could produce detachable sayings, good things, epigrams, that might be quoted as Traill's latest, just as we quote the good things of Person, or Rogers, or Sydney Smith. It must be some sixteen years since I read The New Ltman, but I can still recall such sentences as ' Amnesty, after all, is only the Greek for forgetfulness,' and ' I have noticed that the definitions of Churchmen are often as animated as lay invectives.' It would be well if CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. IQI some admirer would make a collection of such floating Trailliana as are recoverable, and add to them the best passages from his Dialogues, because the Dialogues themselves are not bound for futurity. It always seemed to me a curious lapse in humour as well as in critical sagacity on Mr. Traill's part to have entitled his book ' The New Lucian,' as though Lucian might stand picturesquely for dead dialogues, as Priscian stands for dead grammar, and Galen for dead physic. As soon might we have a new Moliere, or a new Cervantes, or a new Shakespeare, as a new Lucian. And Mr. Traill's Dialogues, with all their cleverness and learning and satire, never for a single moment recall Lucian. His dialogue is too ' bearded/ as Lucian would have said ; and then again it wants ease and fluidity. There is too much of the stoccado and passado, and standing on distance, not enough sweet touches and quick venews of wit, snip-snap, quick and home. The conversations have all the finish of a carefully played game of chess, and produce something of the same effect of tedium on the bystanders. And not infrequently the moral and political philosopher eclipses the satirist altogether, and we have only a ' new Lyttleton.' In fact, while to use an ancient and useful distinction Mr. Traill was a wit, rather than a humourist, he was also a political philosopher even more than a wit. So that he will probably make his appeal to posterity by something else than pure literature. In my IQ2 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. memory his name will always be green as the writer of some most vivacious parodies which delighted my adolescence, and which seem somehow to be better than those which are being so freely written to-day. They appeared in the Christmas number of the 'World' newspaper for 1882, in 'The Poets in Symposium.' Mr. Swinburne sang of his imitators They strut like jays in my lendings, They chatter and screech ; I sing. They mimic my phrases and endings, And rum old Testament ring ; But the lyrical cry isn't in it, And the high gods spot in a minute That 'tisn't the genuine thing. Matthew Arnold sings a little ditty entitled ' Bottles ; or, the Deceased Wife's Sister.' I take the suffering middle class, I read each vice, each weakness clear Eyeing it calmly through my glass, And say, ' Thou ailest here and here. ' Abounds thy knowledge in defect, All stunted is thy beauty sense, Undisciplined thy intellect, To manners hast thou no pretence.' I say this on the lecture stage Of Institute and College new ; I say't in Jemmy Knowles's page, And in John Morley's late ' Review.' And having thus the view I took Of this long years ago made plain, I write a preface to a book And there I say it all again. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 193 Circumstances over which, as the phrase goes, I have had no control have obliged me of late to devote a good deal of attention to a branch of literature too little regarded by the rank and file of students, because it is still as in mediaeval times reproduced by scribes instead of by printers. Shake- speare's most recent biographer, who has a cormorant's appetite for hard facts and a hare's distrust of theories (though I am bound to admit that his volume appeared before Colonel Baden-Powell's book on Scouting had made us all theorists), dismisses with scant courtesy the old-fashioned idea that Shakespeare received some early training in a lawyer's office. He thinks that the poet's undoubtedly accurate and intimate knowledge of legal phraseology is sufficiently accounted for by his father's many lawsuits and his own acquaintance among members of the Inns of Court. But a man may have lawsuits without learning much of the law ; and my own experience of the familiar converse of Templars is that they talk much like other Englishmen. The idea has been lately borne in upon my mind, and I share it with my readers for what it is worth, that the extraordinary precision and flexibility of Shake- speare's style may be due to an early study of leases and other legal documents. However this may be, I hazard the opinion that half a year's apprentice- ship in a lawyer's office would be admirable training for most young literary aspirants. They would be O 194 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. given certain provisions to express, and they would by practice come to be able to express them so that no loophole of escape should remain for the person whom they were to bind. Such practice would bring, of course, precision ; and it would also bring flexibility, because flexibility comes from a many- sided view, and a lawyer learns to keep a wide look- out all round him for possible subterfuges. Let me give an example of what strikes me as a most admirable paragraph from a document it has been my fortune to have had to read with some care : Provided always, and it is hereby agreed and declared, that notwithstanding anything herein contained, the said lessor shall have power without obtaining any consent from, or making any compensation to, the said lessee, to deal as he may think fit with any other land, buildings, or premises adjoining, or near, or opposite to, or facing (whether in front, rear, or otherwise), the premises hereby demised, or any part thereof, or to erect or suffer to be erected on such other land or premises any build- ings whatever, whether such buildings shall or shall not affect or diminish the light or air, which may now, or at any time during the term hereby granted, be enjoyed by the lessee or other the tenants or occupiers of the premises hereby demised. Surely that paragraph is a masterpiece for pre- cision ; and that is not all. I think no unprejudiced student of this and similar passages will deny that in addition to the mere qualities of writing which a legal training must stimulate, the higher qualities of the imagination are also brought into play, What a picture, for instance, the last sentence summons up CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 19$ of the lessee with his family and friends around him, not simply as abstractions, John -Does and Richard Roes, but actual human beings, alive and glad to be alive, carpentes vitales auras, as the spirited Latin has it, rejoicing in the air and sunlight ! Surely that is a view of mankind that is worth dwelling upon, and one that it is refreshing to find in a legal agreement. What a vision too is suggested of the vast and inex- haustible supplies of sunlight and air, always at man's service ; so that whether his term of residence be for seven, fourteen, or twenty- one years, he may always count upon them ! I fear in this passage the natural affinity between law and poetry has almost too violently asserted itself ; for exact truth compels me to confess that the sunlight at present enjoyed by the lessee is, and has been for many weeks, purely imaginary. Let me add two other short specimen passages where the joy in distinction and the joy in enumeration rise to an almost lyrical rapture. And also shall and will, at his own expense, do and execute all such works as are or may, under or by virtue of any Act or Acts of Parliament, passed or hereafter to be passed, and for the time being in force, be directed or required to be done or executed, in respect of the said demised premises, whether by the landlord or tenant thereof. And also will at all times during the said term, when need shall require, well and substantially repair, support, amend, point, paint, and cleanse the premises hereby demised, and all walls, ways, roads, and appurtenances thereto belonging, or used or enjoyed therewith, with all needful reparations, cleans- ings, and amendments whatsoever. 196 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. St. David's Day, which ought henceforth to be Ladysmith Day, only that the English have no memory for festivals (how many members of Parlia- ment, unless they have just been to see Mr. Benson's ' Henry V.,' l know that Agincourt was fought on St. Crispin, and how many of those know when St. Crispin's Day comes?) Ladysmith Day, then, brought me from America three volumes by an un- known author, which, though not pitched in a martial strain, were in key with the new gaiety of heart which the first day of March brought to all Englishmen. A week before they would have seemed vain and foolish ; but arriving at a moment of mad hilarity, they seemed as good as Gilbert. It is worthy of remark how very few tolerable writers there are of comic verse. Parodists and academic wits abound, but comic poets are rare birds ; as rare 1 As we go to press the Queen's Proclamation is issued, ordering that all ranks in Her Majesty's Irish regiments shall wear, as a distinction, a sprig of shamrock in their head-dress to commemorate the gallantry of her Irish soldiers during the recent battles in South Africa. Had Her Majesty, I wonder, been reading 'Henry V.' lately, and come upon Fluellen's speech ? ' Your majesty says very true : if your majesties is remembered of it, the Welshmen did good service in a garden where leeks did grow, wearing leeks in their Monmouth caps ; which your majesty know to this hour is an honourable badge of the service ; and I do believe your majesty takes no scorn to wear the leek upon Saint Tavy's day' (iv. 7. 100). King William III. is said to have been the last of our sovereigns who so embellished his crown. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. IQ7 as low comedians. I used in days gone by to be an admirer of the muse of Mr. James Frank Sullivan, whose drawings in Fun once redeemed that so-called comic paper from contempt. His book of drawings has long, I am told, been out of print, and I rarely meet with any one who knows of them. But his ' British Workman, by one who does not believe in him,' was an admirable study ; and no less admirable were many of the accompanying sketches, such as 'The Professional and Amateur Models,' 'The Waiter,' ' False Delicacy,' &c. I do not know whether his fugitive rhymes have ever been re- captured. At the moment I can only recall one, which ran something as follows : ' This dinner-set for seven pounds,' The customer observed, ' is cheap Beyond my expectation's bounds.' But oh ! he wasn't very deep. For when the service home they brought According to his stated wish, The party looked in vain for aught Beyond a solitary dish. ' I'il back that dinner-set to top All others I have ever seen,' He said, returning to the shop ; ' But you forgot the soup-tureen.' ' No service that you've ever seen,' The shopman said, ' I beg to state, Included any soup-tureen ; But you can have it separate.' 198 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. ' That dinner-set is very nice,' The buyer said, ' upon my soul, And singularly cheap in price ; But you forgot the salad-bowl.' ' A salad-bowl,' the man explained, ' It is a thing I never knew That any dinner-set contained ; But we can get it made for you.' And so it went on. That is a sufficiently good instance of what I mean by a comic poem ; it has an amusing idea, which is amusingly worked out. Mr. Oliver Herford, the American writer whose books have just reached me, is not, I believe, known in this country ; so that I may be doing some service by introducing him to my readers. Like Mr. Gilbert and Mr. Sullivan, he draws pictures to illustrate his own verses, and when that is the case, the one art necessarily suffers in its divorce from the other. But that cannot be helped. The first book of Mr. Herford's, 'Artful Antics,' seems to have been published as long ago as 1888. It is in intention a child's book, but contains verses here and there capable of amusing grave and reverend seniors. A second volume, ' The Bashful Earthquake,' dates from 1898. Some of the best of the verses are those which treat of beasts. The crocodile and the giraffe seem especial favourites with Mr. Herford. Here is a poem on the former creature : CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 199 A Crocodile once dropped a line To a Fox to invite him to dine ; But the Fox wrote to say He was dining that day With a Bird friend, and begged to decline, She sent off at once to a Goat. ' Pray don't disappoint me,' she wrote ; But he answer'd too late He'd forgotten the date, Having thoughtlessly eaten her note. That is a very characteristic touch, and shows an appreciative student of goat nature. The Crocodile thought him ill-bred, And invited two Rabbits instead; But the Rabbits replied They were hopelessly tied By a previous engagement, and fled. Then she wrote in despair to some Eels And begged them to drop in to meals ; But the Eels left their cards With their coldest regards, And took to what went for their heels. Cried the Crocodile then, in disgust, ' My motives they seem to mistrust. Their suspicions are base ; Since they don't know their place, I suppose if I must starve, I must.'' The same motive is used again in the ballad of the ' Artful Ant.' The artfulness of this insect lay in her successful catering for a ball supper for a hundred 20O CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. guests, ' all the birds and beasts she knew, and many more beside/ entirely without cost to herself. From here and there and everywhere The happy creatures came, The Fish alone could not be there. (And they were not to blame. ' They really could not stand the air, But thanked her just the same.') The Lion, bowing very low, Said to the Ant : ' I ne'er Since Noah's Ark remember so Delightful an affair.' (A pretty compliment, although He really wasn't there.) They danced, and danced, and danced, and danced ; It was a jolly sight ! They pranced, and pranced, and pranced, and pranced, Till it was nearly light ! And then their thoughts to supper chanced To turn. (As well they might !) Then said the Ant : 'It's only right That supper should begin, And if you will be so polite, Pray take each other in.' (The emphasis was very slight, But rested on ' take />/.') They needed not a second call ; They took the hint. Oh, yes, The largest guest ' took in ' the small The small ' took in ' the less, The less ' took in ' the least of all. (It was a great success !) CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 2OI As for the rest but why spin out This narrative of woe ? The Lion took them in about As fast as they could go. (And went home, looking very stout, And walking very slow.) And when the Ant, not long ago, Lost to all sense of shame, Tried it again, I chance to know That not one answer came. (Save from the Fish, who ' could not go, But thanked her all the same.') The same motive recurs in a poem called ' The Lion's Tour ; ' and when one considers the manners of wild beasts, it is not extraordinary that a poet who keeps an eye on the object should have to devote a great deal of his observation to their meals. It is found also, with a difference, in the following so-called ' Fable,' though what exactly the moral may be the fabulist does not tell us. It was a hungry pussy cat Upon Thanksgiving morn, And she watched a thankful little mouse That ate an ear of corn. ' If I ate that thankful little mouse, How thankful he should be, When he has made a meal himself, To make a meal for me ! ' Then with his thanks for having fed, And his thanks for feeding me, With all his thankfulness inside, How thankful / shall be ! ' 202 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Thus mused the hungry pussy cat Upon Thanksgiving Day ; But the little mouse had overheard, And declined (with thanks) to stay. Here is another Cat and Mouse poem, this time with a plain moral : It was a tragic little mouse All bent on suicide Because another little mouse Refused to be his bride. ' Alas,' he squeaked, ' I shall not wed ! My heart and paw she spurns ; I'll hie me to the cat instead, From whence no mouse returns.' The playful cat met him half-way, Said she, ' I feel for you ; You're dying for a mouse, you say, I'm dying for one too ! ' Now when Miss Mouse beheld his doom, Struck with remorse, she cried, ' In death we'll meet ! O cat, make room For one more mouse inside ! ' The playful cat was charmed ; said she, ' I shall be, in a sense, Your pussy catafalque ! ' Ah me ! It was her last offence ! Reader, take warning from this tale, And shun the punster's trick ; Those mice, for fear lest cats might fail, Had eaten arsenic ! Mr. Hertford's latest volume is entitled an ' Alpha- bet of Celebrities ; ' but the fun here, depending CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 203 upon the bringing together of incongruous people, is perhaps intended to lie more in the pictures than the poetry, which is of this sort : C is Columbus who tries to explain How to balance an egg to the utter disdain Of Confucius, Carlyle, Cleopatra, and Cain. The humour here may be understood to lurk in giving Cain the features of a popular novelist of the same name, and putting Carlyle and Cleopatra on the same sofa. 204 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. XII. THE LEGEND OF MACCONGLINNE, WITH AN ANNEX ON ULIXES MAC LAERTIS. I FOUND myself a few days since called upon to give the loyal toast at the annual dinner of a society which, from causes which I need not go into, happens to reckon among its members a large proportion of Irishmen. It was inevitable to refer to the Royal visit to Dublin ; but wishing to do so in terms which might be as little as possible suggestive of the daily newspaper, while they should appeal with peculiar force to my company, I made use of the following expression : ' May Her Gracious Majesty prove the MacConglinne of this generation to the Irish people.' The toast, I need not say, was drunk with Celtic enthusiasm, but I could gather from not a few indica- tions that my reference had not been appreciated ; and my immediate neighbour asked me to write down the exact words of my toast to save any blunder that might arise from the ignorance of English reporters. I determined, therefore, to take an early opportunity of introducing to my friends this delightful legend, both for its own sake and also because it illustrates CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 205 several idiosyncrasies of the Irish character, and among them, as it seems to me, the thoroughness of Celtic humour. I mean this : an Englishman's humour is, as its name implies, a temperament or a mood ; and it gives place to other moods, such as choler. If an Englishman is in his choleric vein and disposed to kill you, your best way of escape is to arouse his dormant humour, for if he laughs you are safe. With a Celt, on the other hand, in the same circumstances there would be no security in his laughter; for in a Celt choler and humour are not mutually displacing. The Englishmen who have been renowned for their humour have generally been peaceable souls, not easily provoked, like Shake- speare, whose constant epithet among his contem- poraries was 'gentle,' or Sir Thomas More, or the irreverend Mr. Sterne. But to come to MacConglinne. His legend con- cerns his exorcising a demon of voracity from an ancient king of Munster, called Cathal. It descends to us in two forms, one terse and one elaborated, which may be read in the edition of Professor Kuno Meyer. Putting the two together the story comes out something as follows : MacConglinne was a scholar who wearied of scholarship and the cloister, and betook himself to the road and the life of a wandering gleeman. ' This resolution came into the mind of the scholar on a Saturday eve exactly at Roscommon ; for there he was pursuing his reading. 206 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Then he sold the little stock he possessed for two wheaten cakes and a slice of old bacon with a streak across its middle. These he put in his book-satchel. And on that night two pointed shoes of hide, of seven-folded dun leather, he shaped for himself.' He took for companion a boy, poetically called 'the scabbed youth,' and they make their way to Cork, where there is a great company of strangers as- sembled, including the King of Munster, to keep the feast of St. Barre and St. Nessan. Unfortunately our pilgrims arrive, hungry from their long journey, during the preliminary fast. They go to the guest- house of the monastery, and the Scabbed Youth comforts his master with the reflection that, fast or no fast, the Abbot will treat a poet well for fear of the consequences. ' This was the way in which they found the guest- house on their arrival. It was open. That was one of the days of the three things, viz. wind and snow and rain about the door ; so that the wind left not a wisp of thatch, nor a speck of ashes, that it did not sweep with it through the outer door, under the beds and couches and screens of the princely house. The blanket of the guest-house was rolled, bundled, in the bed, and was full of lice and fleas. No wonder truly, for it never got its sunning by day, nor its lift- ing at night. The bath-tub of the guest-house, with the water of the night before in it, was by the side of the door-post. The scholar took off his shoes and CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 2O/ washed his feet in the bath-tub, in which he after- wards dipped his shoes. He hung his book-satchel on the peg in the wall, took up his shoes, and gathered his hands into the blanket, which he tucked about his legs. But truly as numerous as the sand of the sea, or sparks of fire, or dew on a May morning, or the stars of heaven, were the lice and fleas nibbling his legs, so that weariness seized him. And no one came to visit him or do reverence to him. This came of original sin and MacConglmne's hereditary sin and his own plain-working bad luck ; so that he was detained without drink, food, or washing, until every man in Cork had gone to his bed.' At last it occurs to the Abbot Manchin to send a messenger to see if any one is in the guest-house, and, if so, to light a fire and take him his ration of oats. But the scholar is in no mood for oats, and addresses his companion in satiric song ' My lad,' said MacConglinne, ' Let us sing a duet ; Do thou sing on the relish, I will sing on the bread.' And so they sang as follows : Cork whose bells are so sweet, Sour is its sand ; Except the sandy soil There is no food in the land. Till doomsday will I not eat, Or till famine falls on the nation, Cork's ration of oats, Cork's oaten ration. 208 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. The messenger remembered the quatrains, ' for his understanding was sharp,' and reported them to the Abbot. 'Well,' said Manchin, 'the ill word will tell you the boy. Little boys will sing those verses unless the words are avenged on him that made them.' And the revenge he proposed was this, to strip the poet of his clothes, and lay scourges and horsewhips upon him, and then throw him into the river Lee till he had enjoyed ' his muddy fill of water,' then to leave him all night in the guest-house without clothing, except the populous blanket, and in the morning the monks should take counsel about him. 'Our counsel,' added the Abbot, 'shall be no other than his crucifixion to-morrow, for the honour of me, and St. Barre, and the Church.' ' And then it was,' says the chronicle, 'that his hereditary transgression, and his own plain-working sin rose against MacCon- glinne;' for he was stripped and scourged and thrown into the Lee, and lay in the guest-house till morning. In the morning the monks assemble in the guest-house, and although his poem cannot legally be brought under the head of blasphemy, he is nevertheless condemned to crucifixion on the morrow. Then he asks a boon. 'A boon for me,' said MacConglinne, 'for the sake of Barre, whose festival is to-night. My fill of drink and food, and your own bed with its bedding, both quilt and cover.' ' For the sake of our patron I will grant it,' said the Abbot. After having eaten and CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 2OQ drunk his fill, MacConglinne lay down, and a heavy slumber fell upon him. Then in his sleep he saw a cleric approach him. He wore a white mantle with a golden brooch, a large silken shirt next his white skin, and long white-grey curly hair. He said : ' You sleep well, and you awaiting death.' ' Who are you ? ' said MacConglinne. ' Mura,' 1 said he. ' I have come to help you.' ' What help is it ? ' said MacCon- glinne. ' Remember this vision,' said Mura, ' and recite it in the presence of King Cathal, and you will cure him from his craving.' Mura then sang the vision, and MacConglinne remembered it. On the morrow he was taken to a gathering of the men of Munster to be crucified. Cathal and the nobles of Munster were there. Cathal said he would not crucify a bard, but the clerics might do it themselves, for it was they that knew the wrong he had done. MacConglinne, however, having no zeal for immediate crucifixion and having also now a mission from his patron saint, set his wit to devise delays. He asks a boon of the monks, 'My fill of water and let me draw it myself.' The boon being granted, and pledges given for its fulfilment, he is taken to the well, lies down, puts his finger through the loop of his brooch, dips the pin into the well, and so draws a drop at a time ; and when his guards grow tired of waiting, he thus addresses them : 1 St. Mura was abbot and founder of the monastery of Fahan, co. Donegal, MacConglinne's birthplace. P 210 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. ' Your own treachery has come upon you, ye curs and robbers, ye monks of Cork ! When I was in my cell, what I used to do was to hoard what bits might reach me during five or six days, and then eat them in one night, drinking my fill of water afterwards. This would sustain me to the end of three days and three nights without anything else, and it would not harm me. I shall be three days and nights subsist- ing on what I have eaten just now, three days and nights more doing penance, and another three days and nights drinking water, for I have pledges in my hands ; I vow it to God and St. Barre, whose I am here,' said MacConglinne ; 'though neither high nor low of the monks of Cork should leave the place where they are, but should all go to death in one night, and Manchin before all or after all, to death and hell ; since I am sure of heaven and shall be in the Presence, to which there is neither end nor decay.' This story was told to the monks of Cork, who quickly held a meeting, and the upshot of the meet- ing was that MacConglinne should have a blessing on his going in humility to be crucified or else that nine persons should surround him to guard him until he died where he was, that he might be crucified afterwards. That message was delivered to MacCon- glinne. ' It is a sentence of curs/ said he. ' Never- theless, whatever will come of it, we will go in humility.' The monks of Cork, who began to be a little weary CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 211 and ashamed of the whole affair, now asked for a respite till morning ; but Manchin refused. So MacConglinne is taken to the Foxes' Wood, and an axe put in his hand, and he himself obliged to cut his passion-tree, which he bore on his back to the green of Cork ; and as it is by that time too late to crucify him there and then, for vespers must be sung, he is tied to a pillar till the morning. In the night he is comforted by an angel, and Manchin, also, has a revelation that MacConglinne has been sent for the salvation of King Cathal from the devil of voracity that possesses him. In the morning, therefore, he grants him his life, and is for speeding him on his errand to the King. But MacConglinne, now that his life is secure, is somewhat coy of renouncing the glories of martyrdom. ' The windows of heaven,' he says, ' are open to receive me, and all the faithful, from Adam and Abel his son, even to the faithful one who went to heaven in this very moment, are all chanting in expectation of my soul, that I may enter heaven. The nine orders of heaven, with cherubim and seraphim, are awaiting my soul. I care not though Cathal MacFinguine and the men of Munster, along with all the Southern Half, and the people of Cork, and Manchin first or last, should go to death and hell in one night, while I myself shall be in the unity of the Trinity.' Nevertheless the present of a certain much-esteemed cloak of Abbot Manchin's reconciles him to life. 212 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. He does not go, however, straight to the King, but to the King's host, whom he finds in great lamentation at being eaten out of house and home. He asks what reward would be given him if the King's appetite could be restrained, and he is promised ' a white sheep for every -house and for every fold from Cam to Cork.' The conditions MacConglinne makes before accepting the offer are worth quoting in full ; they show the true Celtic appreciation of paetry and the things of the mind, and also the true Celtic appreciation of the indifference of the Celtic character to the binding nature of an engagement to pay rent and rates : ' I will take that,' said MacConglinne, ' provided that kings and lords of land, poets and satirists are pledged to me for the delivery of my dues and for their fulfilment, so that they shall reach me in full viz. kings to enforce the dues ; lords of land to keep spending on the collectors, while they are levying my dues, food and drink and necessaries ; poets to scathe and revile if I am cheated of my dues ; and satirists to scatter the satires and sing them against thee and thy children and thy race unless my dues reach me.' The method MacConglinne employs to cure the King and exorcise the evil spirit of greed seems, to a modern reader and a Saxon, needlessly elaborate ; but it has several points of interest. In the first place, it has moral elements. The scholar first attracts the King's attention by sharpening his teeth CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 213 on a grindstone, and, when he is noticed, explains that strangers will scoff to see the King eating and the scholar hungry. ' " True," said Cathal, giving him an apple and jam- ming two or three into his own mouth. (During the space of three half-years that the fiend abode in the throat of Cathal MacFinguine he had not performed such an act of humanity as the giving of that one wild apple to MacConglinne after it had been earnestly asked.) ' What follows seems the prototype of several passages in ' Twelfth Night ' where Feste plays the beggar. ' ' Better two things than one in learning," said MacConglinne. ' He flung him another. ' " The number of the Trinity ! " ' He gives him one. ' " The four books of the Gospel." ' He threw him one. ' " The five books of Moses." ' He flung him one. ' "The first numerical article which consists of its own parts and divisions viz. the number six ; for its half is three, its third is two, and its sixth is one. Give me the sixth." ' He cast him one apple. 1 " The seven things which were prophesied of thy God on earth viz. His Conception, &c." 214 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. ' He gave him one. ' " The eight Beatitudes of the Gospel, O prince of kingly judgments ! " ' He threw him one. ' " The nine orders of the kingdom of Heaven, O royal champion of the world ! " ' He gave him one. 1 " The tenth is the order of manhood, O defender of the province ! " ' He cast him an apple. ' " The imperfect number of the Apostles after sin." ' He flung him one. '"The perfect number of the Apostles after sin, even though they had committed transgression." ' He threw him one. ' " The triumph beyond triumphs, and the perfect number, Christ with his Apostles." ' " Verily, by St. Barre," said Cathal, " thou'lt devour me if thou pursue me any further." Cathal flung him hide, apples and all, so that there was neither corner nor nook nor floor nor bed that the apples did not reach. They were not nearer to Mac- Conglinne than to all else, but they were the farther from Cathal.' The next step in the process is to induce Cathal to fast for a day and a night, which MacConglinne accomplishes by begging a boon (as usual exacting pledges for its fulfilment), and then asking Cathal to fast with him. After the fast has been extended to CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 215 the second night with a three hours' sermon thrown in, MacConglinne prepared a feast of 'juicy old bacon, and tender corned-beef and full-fleshed wether, and honey in the comb, and English salt on a beautiful polished dish of white silver,' and so well did he play the cook, rubbing the honey and the salt into one piece after another, that ' big as the pieces were that were before the fire, there dropped not to the ground out of these four pieces as much as would quench a spark of a candle ; but what there was of relish in them went into their very centre.' Then having given orders to the strongest of the warriors to bind Cathal, he placed the joints before him, and cutting off the juiciest morsels passed them one by one before the King's mouth into his own, and told him, while this vicarious meal proceeded, the vision he had been vouchsafed by St. Mura, the tale of a marvellous land where everything was made of cheese or beef fat, and where it was possible even to be drowned in gravy. ' At the pleasure of the recital and the recounting of these many various pleasant viands, the lawless beast that abode within Cathal MacFinguinne came forth, until it was licking its lips outside his head. One time, when one of the pieces was put to the King's mouth, the son of malediction darted forth, fixed his two claws in the piece that was in the student's hand, and taking it with him across the hearth to the other side bore it below the cauldron that was on the other side of the fire. And the 2l6 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. cauldron was overturned on him. Some story-tellers relate, however, that it went down the throat of the priest's gillie ; but it is not so in the books of Cork, which state that he was put into the cauldron and burned under it. The King was taken to a sleeping chamber, and the great house was emptied and burnt afterwards. Next morning the King arose, and what he ate was no more than a child of a month would eat.' To some readers the somewhat Rabelaisian story of the Land of Fat may be more interesting than the legend upon which it has been grafted ; but with most people in this dyspeptic century a little of it will go a long way. Here is a specimen passage : 'Then in the harbour of the lake before me I saw a juicy little coracle of beef fat, with its coating of tallow, with its thwarts of curds, with its prow of lard, with its stern of butter, with its thole pins of marrow, with its oars of flitches of old boar in it. Indeed, she was a sound craft in which we embarked. Then we rowed across the wide expanse of New-milk Lake, through seas of broth, past river-mouths of mead, over swelling boisterous waves of butter-milk, by perpetual pools of gravy, past woods dewy with meat juice, past springs of savoury lard, by islands of cheeses, by hard rocks of rich tallow, by headlands of old curds, along strands of dry cheese ; until we reached the firm, level beach between Butter-mount and Milk- lake and Curd-point at the mouth of the pass to CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 2 1/ the country of O'Early-eating. Every oar we plied in New-milk Lake would send its sea-sand of cheese curd to the surface.' *%* Tidings have reached me that this story of MacConglinne has been ill-liked by some gentle ladies whom I am sorry to distress. Let me, then, in com- pensation, give them another Irish story for we are all Irish now a fragment of the mediaeval legend of the Wandering of Ulysses as it was told over the fire (if there was a fire) on winter nights in the monasteries of the west of Ireland. I take it, as I took the other, from Professor Kuno Meyer's version. 1 After the adventure with the Cyclops the story proceeds as follows : It is related that a man of the people of Ulixes went away, out of a hardy and idle mood, and this was the man who met ^Eneas, the son of Anchises, when he was on his voyage of exile. Now, Ulixes was one year on the sea after leaving that island, and only nine of his men reached land with him, while the others found death through an unknown malady. Then Ulixes went on shore, and shepherds with their flocks met him. Now, that man was very cunning, a clever right, wise man, sharing in many a tongue, for he was wont to learn the tongue of every country to which he came, and to ask tidings of them in the language that they used. And 1 ' Merugud Uilix Maicc Leirtis,' edited by Kuno Meyer (Nutt, 1886). 2l8 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. this is what he learnt from them, that the Judge of Right was lord in that country. ' What right is it that serves him ? ' asked Ulixes. ' Every man that gets instruction from him, he will reach his native land at once," said they. 'Why,' said Ulixes, ' should I not get instruction from him ? ' ' Thou hast not the means,' said he who spoke with him ; ' for a single day's instruction is not given without a payment of thirty ounces of gold to him.' 'And thou,' said they, ' who art thou ? ' ' One of the fugitives of the Trojans am I/ said he. And he went from them towards his ship. And his men asked tidings from him. And he related to them as he had heard, and told them to get instruction. But they said that they had no desire to do so ; ' for our hairs have fallen out, and our eyes have grown dim, and our faces have become black, and our teeth yellow, and we have no great need to give away our gold or our possessions for instruction that would be of no use to us.' ' Which is better for you,' said he, ' to leave it in the breaches of danger or at the gates of death, or to spend it for an instruction which will be profitable to you ? ' Thereupon they went on their way to the fortress, and the man of the place met them on the meadow and asked tidings of them. And they related to him every hardship that they had encountered. And he asked them what they had come for. ' We have come to learn from thee.' ' Ye will get it, provided ye have the means CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 2 19 for it.' ' What at all are the means ? ' said they. ' I do not give a single day's instruction without thirty ounces of red gold.' ' We shall find that for thee,' said they. Then they were made welcome, and a separate bed-chamber was given to them, and meat and drink was taken into it for them, and all was got ready for them to bathe and to wash. And there they stayed that night. Early on the morrow they arose and went to the place where the Judge of Right was. They weighed out thirty ounces of red gold to him and he taught them. And this was the instruction : ' Though ye nine had but one father and one mother amongst you, and though one man had killed your father and your mother, yet do ye resolve not to kill him before ye have held three counsels with yourselves about it, and before it is certain that ye all are of one mind for ever. And though it come upon one man of you only, nevertheless let him not do the deed until he has three times kept his breath, and held counsel with his own mind. If that, then, is what his mind will bring away from the counsel, then let him do the deed.' 'Say on,' said they. 'No more for to-day but this/ said he. Then they went to their house. ' That gold is thrown away,' said his men to Ulixes. They went there that night, and though the attendance they had the first night was good, it was better this night. They rose early on the morrow, and went to the house of precept. 22O CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Thirty ounces of gold were weighed out to him, and this is what he said : ' As to the road ye travel every day, do not follow a bypath or short cut, but follow the high road.' ' Say on/ said they. ' No more teaching to-day but this/ said he. Then they went to their house. ' That gold is lost/ said his men to Ulixes. ' Who knows but that ye will find its use/ said Ulixes. And though the attend- ance of the first two nights was good, it was better the third night. They arose early on the morrow, and went to the house of precept. And thirty ounces of red gold were weighed out, and this is what he said : ' Do ye see the sun at this moment ? ' ' We do/ said they. ' Let none of you leave his place or dwelling, how great soever his impatience may be, until the sun has reached the place where it is now/ ' Say on/ said they. ' No more teaching from me this turn, but that/ said he. The last two somewhat costly directions were found profitable in avoiding the malevolence of certain evil fairies who had arranged a few landslips and earthquakes along the route. The first was useful to Ulysses himself when he reached Ithaca with his remnant, as will appear from what follows. The seven that remained reached their native town and came to the bovver where the queen was. And they saw her on a great throne upon the firm floor of the house, and a youth, the fairest in shape of the heroes of the world, at her shoulder. ' I told you CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 221 so,' said Ulixes. ' We must needs brook it,' said they. ' Ye good men there before me,' said the Queen, whose name was Penelope, 'who at all are ye ? ' ' Seafarers astray are we,' said they. ' Go,' said she, ' into the guest-house.' They were served that night till they went to their bed. ' Do ye know what I should like to do ? ' said Ulixes. ' We know not,' said they. ' I had a subterranean cave of escape out of the town, and there is one entrance to it in the town yonder, with a closing door to it, and another entrance on the green outside, and the weight of a flagstone upon it. And what I want to do is to go through the outer door along the cave to the other end, until I reach their chamber, and the place where they are together on the pillow ; there will I slay them both with my sword.' . . . Then he arose from them to get into the town beyond, and he reached the bed-chamber, and heard the conversa- tion of the two on the pillow. And he bared his sword on the spot, and raised his arm. ' III is the pro.fit of my instruction for me,' said he, ' if I do not first control my nature till I have kept my breath.' Thrice he raised his arm in order to strike with the edge of his sword at the neck of the two. The third time that he raised his arm, then spoke the Queen : ' Oh, son,' said she, ' thy father has appeared to me over our heads, and stoutly he was minded to strike off our heads, thinking that thou wert my fair leman.' When Ulixes heard that speech his spirit 222 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. rejoiced within him. He went out and lay down among his men and told them what had happened, and he gave thanks to the gods for it. On the morrow they arose and went into the same house. 'Ye good men,' said the Queen, 'who at all are ye ? ' ' Ulixes, the son of Laertes, am I,' said he. ' Thou art not the Ulixes that we knew,' said she. ' It is I, in sooth/ said he, ' and I shall tell thee my tokens,' said he. And then he went into their sweet secrets together and the things she hid in her heart. ' Where art thy men,' said she, ' if thou art Ulixes ? ' ' They are gone to ruin,' said he. ' I will ask thy dog,' said she, 'if thou art Ulixes.' 'I did not expect her to be alive,' said he. ' I made her the gruel of long life, for I had seen the great love that thou didst bear her. And what sort of a dog now is she ? ' said she. ' Two shining white sides has she, and a light purple back, and a jet-black belly, and a greenish tail,' said Ulixes. ' That is the description of the dog,' said she ; ' and moreover no man in the place dared to give her food but myself and thee and the steward.' 'Let the dog be brought in,' said Ulixes. And four men got up for her and brought the dog into the house. And when she heard the sound of Ulixes' voice, she gave a pull at the chain, so that she sent the four men on their back through the house behind her, and she sprang to the breast of Ulixes and licked his face. The Mighty Folk, the fairies, now play the part of CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 223 Athena, and restore to the hero his ancient shape and beauty ; and the only sting of the tale is drawn for such as are not highly endowed Professors of Moral Philosophy, by the discovery in a little box which the Instructor had given Ulixes on parting (much as the lawyer who draws a marriage settlement sends a wedding present) of the ninety ounces of gold which had been paid away in fees. 224 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. XIII. WILLIAM COWPER. ON April 25th, 1900, Cowper had been dead a hundred years. The reflection is fairly obvious, but also somewhat startling, for the lines of Cowper that we all know by heart have nothing in them that suggests a bygone age. The appeal of ' The Cast- away,' or ' Hark, my soul, it is the Lord/ or ' John Gilpin,' to mention three masterpieces in different modes, comes as freshly and simply to us as to our great-grandfathers ; which is a way of saying that they are, in the truest sense of the word, classical. It may perhaps be allowable once in a century and not uninteresting, for one is apt to become a little vague about the history of classical writers, to rehearse briefly Cowper's legend, noticing especially the influences that determined his devotion to literature. William Cowper was born in 1731 at the rectory of Great Berkhampstead, in the county of Hertford. His family had been ennobled in the person of his great-uncle, the Whig Lord Chancellor to Anne and George I. ; his grandfather was that Spencer Cowper, CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 225 Judge of the Common Pleas, for love of whom a pretty quakeress drowned herself; and his father was chaplain to George II. On the mother's side, who was a Donne, the blood was perhaps better and certainly more interesting, as it descended by several lines from that magnificent virtuoso King Henry III., and also from the great Jacobean poet and preacher, John Donne, Dean of St. Paul's. His mother died when Cowper was six years old, and some very Cowperesque couplets to her memory, said by Southey to be by a niece, are to be found upon her monument in Berkhampstead church. One of the poet's own most touching poems, written fifty years later on receiving from a cousin a present of the only known picture of her, shows that her memory remained always fresh and vivid in his mind. The impression of his loss was rendered indelible by the fact that he was sent off at once to a boarding-school, where, being weak in health and of acute sensibilities, he was bullied. Afterwards he proceeded to Westminster, and made friends with a few boys who by-and-by made a stir in the world, Warren Hastings, Elijah Impey, and Charles Churchill. On leaving school he was articled to an attorney in Ely Place, in whose office he idled away several years ; in spare moments ' gigging an d making giggle ' with some cousins, the daughters of Ashley Cowper, who lived hard by in Southampton Row. His fellow-clerk was Thurlow, afterwards Lord Chancellor. Cowper, who foretold Q 226 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Thurlow's success, made his friend promise to give him an appointment when he came to the woolsack ; but when the prophecy was fulfilled Thurlow did not remember Cowper, but forgot him. When Cowper brought himself to Thurlow's notice by a present of his first book of poems, his Lordship, who himself in moments of leisure meditated the muse, failed to acknowledge their receipt ; and this so hurt the poet's feelings that he penned a certain vigorous passage upon Friendship, which is likely to be remembered and coupled with the name of Thurlow as long as the language lasts : Oh friendship, cordial of the human breast ! So little felt, so fervently professed ! Thy blossoms deck our unsuspecting years ; The promise of delicious fruit appears : We hug the hopes of constancy and truth, Such is the folly of our dreaming youth ; But soon, alas, detect the rash mistake That sanguine inexperience loves to make ; And view with tears th' expected harvest lost, Decay'd by time, or withered by a frost. Whoever undertakes a friend's great part Should be renew'd by nature, pure in heart, Prepar'd for martyrdom, and strong to prove A thousand ways the force of genuine love. He may be call'd to give up health and gain, To exchange content for trouble, ease for pain, To echo sigh for sigh, and groan for groan, And wet his cheeks with sorrows not his own. The heart of man, for such a task too frail, When most relied on, is most sure to fail ; And summon'd to partake its fellow's woe Starts from its office,, like a broken bow. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 22/ Cowper was called to the bar in 1754 he was at this time a Templar and a wit and a member of a Nonsense Club which included George Colman. Two years later his father died, leaving but little fortune ; but the son was to a certain extent provided for by a Commissionership in Bankruptcy, and it was understood that his cousin, Major Cowper, would be properly nepotic when the Clerkship of the House of Lords fell in, to which the Major had the pre- sentation. In 1763 the vacancy occurred, and the good kinsman played his part ; nothing was required of the candidate but to appear at the bar of the House for a formal examination. Unhappily Cowper was not a good subject for an examination, however formal ; he pined even more deeply than the rest of us for the avt^traoroc /St'oe which Plato tells us is not for mortals ; a nervous melancholy became accentuated by the prospect, and on the day fixed for his appear- ance he attempted suicide. The attempt failed, but its failure struck him into an ever- deepening religious horror. One morning (he wrote afterwards) as I lay between sleeping and waking, I seemed to myself to be walking in Westminster Abbey, waiting till prayers should begin ; presently I thought I heard the minister's voice, and hastened towards the choir ; just as I was upon the point of entering, the iron gate under the organ was flung in my face with a jar that made the Abbey ring ; the noise awoke me : and a sentence of excommunica- tion from all the churches upon earth could not have been so dreadful to me as the interpretation which I could not avoid putting upon this dream. 228 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. When he recovered his reason his relations sub- scribed him a modest income for the Commissioner- ship had to be resigned and his brother, who was a Fellow of a college at Cambridge, settled him at Huntingdon, so as to be within reach. It was at Huntingdon that his melancholy figure attracted the attention of the Rev. Morley Unwin, who invited him to his house, and presently received him as a boarder. It is interesting to look back at Cowper's first im- pressions of this family, with whom his future life and fortunes were to be bound up : I have added another family to the number of those I was acquainted with when you were here. Their name is Unwin the most agreeable people imaginable ; quite sociable, and as free from the ceremonious civility of county gentlefolks as any I have ever met with. They treat me more like a near relation than a stranger, and their house is always open to me. The old gentleman carries me to Cambridge in his chaise. He is a man of learning and good sense, and as simple as Parson Adams. His wife has a very uncommon understanding, has read much, to excellent purpose, and is more polite than a duchess. The son, who belongs to Cambridge, is a most amiable young man, and the daughter quite of a piece with the rest of the family. They see but little company, which suits me exactly ; go when I will I find a house full of peace and cordiality in all its parts, and am sure to hear no scandal, but such discourse, instead of it, as we are all better for. You remember Rousseau's description of an English morning ; such are the mornings I spend with these good people ; and the evenings differ from them in nothing, except that they are still more snug and quieter. For nearly two years Cowper lived with the Unwins, and shared in their life of religious devotion. The CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 22Q scheme of the day is thus sketched in a letter to his cousin Mrs. Cowper : We breakfast commonly between eight and nine ; till eleven we read either the Scripture, or the sermons of some faithful preacher ; at eleven we attend divine service, and from twelve to three we separate and amuse ourselves as we please. During that interval I either read in my own apartment, or walk, or ride, or work in the garden. We seldom sit an hour after dinner, but if the weather permits adjourn to the garden, where, with Mrs. Unwin and her son, I have generally the pleasure of religious conversation till tea-time. After tea we sally forth to walk in good earnest. At night we read, and converse as before till supper, and commonly finish the evening either with hymns, or a sermon, and last of all the family are called to prayers. It was the life of an evangelical Gidding of the last century ; and the very mechanicalness of the routine seems to have soothed and numbed Cowper's too irritable sensibilities. Unhappily, when Mr. Unwin died, the household removed to Olney, to be under the spiritual direction of the famous John Newton. They took a house adjoining the vicarage, opening a private door between the two gardens, and entered upon what Cowper calls ' a course of decided Christian happiness.' But Newton's methods were not narcotic like good Mr. Unwin's, and he very soon had poor Cowper mad again. For the sixteen months that the attack lasted Cowper refused to leave Newton's house, though his own was next door ; and it should be remembered, to that unwise person's credit, that he bore this troublesome visit 230 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. with perfect good will. In the end Cowper's recovery was promoted by the interest he took in some tame leverets, whose exploits are chronicled in his poems ; and a relapse was for the time rendered improbable by the removal of Mr. Newton to a living in London. Moreover, literature now came to his aid. To the admirable Mrs. Unwin is due the credit of setting Cowper to work on composition, though her choice of a subject was more what we should expect than what as experts in lunacy or as lovers of poetry we can altogether approve. She suggested the ' Progress of Error,' and this was soon followed by three other poems of the same kind : ' Truth,' ' Table Talk,' and ' Retirement.' These, with some other pieces in the same vein, made up Cowper's first published volume. The book made no stir ; it was praised here, and blamed there, but did not sell. This of course proves not that it was bad, but that it was more or less original. Still, as Cowper considered himself a preacher and moralist rather than a poet, and protested to his friends that his aim in writing was to do good to his generation under pretence of entertaining it, we cannot wonder that the jam failed to reconcile the public to the pill. Cowper's first volume is, in fact, a literary monument to the so- called Evangelical movement. It denounces ' Works ' and Roman Catholics. It speaks of a hermit (not a particular hermit, but the hermit as such) as being Sore tormented long before his time. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 231 It even censures the Handel Commemoration as idolatry. What is still tolerable in these first essays is the honey on the medicine cup. Cowper had a very pretty vein of satiric humour, and indulges it in ' Retirement ' and ' Conversation ' with considerable success : The circle formed, we sit in silent state, Like figures drawn upon a dial plate ; ' Yes, ma'am,' and ' No, ma'am,' uttered softly, show Every five minutes how the minutes go ; Each individual, suffering a constraint Poetry may but colours cannot paint, As if in close committee on the sky, Reports it hot, or cold, or wet, or dry ; And finds a changing clime a happy source Of wise reflection and well-tim'd discourse. We next inquire, but softly and by stealth, Like conservators of the public health, Of epidemic throats, if such there are, And coughs, and rheums, and phthisic, and catarrh. That theme exhausted, a wide chasm ensues, Filled up at last with interesting news, Who danced with whom, and who are like to wed, And who is hanged, and who is brought to bed ; But fear to call a more important cause As if 'twere treason against English laws. The visit paid, with ecstasy we come As from a seven years' transportation home, And there resume an unembarrassed brow, Recovering what we lost we know not how, The faculties that seemed reduced to nought, Expression and the privilege of thought. Having once tasted the delights of authorship, Cowper was not wanting in eagerness for a second 232 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. essay ; and at the critical moment a second Muse appeared on the scene of a more potent and less puritan inspiration than good Mrs. Unwin. Every schoolboy has heard of the famous rose ' that Mary to Anna conveyed,' as if to symbolise the transference of her authority. Anna was Lady Austen, a baronet's widow, and a woman of fashion and sensibility who had lived much in France and knew her Rousseau. She took lodgings in what had been Newton's house, and the door between the gardens was once more set open. To Lady Austen's inspiration we owe two of the most successful of the minor poems, the ' Divert- ing History of John Gilpin,' and the ' Loss of the Royal George,' which was written to a French air for her harpsichord. We owe also, what is perhaps of more importance, ' The Task,' so called because Covvper asked for a subject, and was bidden to write a poem upon the sofa on which the Muse was reclin- ing. It must be owned that the idea does not strike one as very brilliant or happy ; and the poet soon made his escape from the prescribed topic. It will be remembered that a transition is made from the use of sofas by the gouty to the neglect of them by healthy people and so to country walks. The im- portance of Lady Austen's suggestion lay, first, in the fact that the subject was non-religious, and, secondly, that she urged upon the poet the greater freedom of blank verse. Of course Cowper would have reckoned it profanity to write poetry without introducing here CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 233 and there his religious views ; and so we have in ' The Task ' denunciations of chess and abuse of historians and astronomers in the manner of the ' Moral Essays ; ' but what distinguishes ' The Task ' from the ' Moral Essays ' is that we also get, for the first time in English literature, a quite unconventional delight in country life for its own sake, and an admir- able reproduction of its familiar scenes. This made the success of the poem at the time, and has since kept for it a high place in the affections of those who care for poetry at all. One epithet will suffice to show the new spirit of close observation that Cowper brought to his work : Forth goes the woodman, leaving unconcern'd The cheerful haunts of man, to wield the axe And drive the wedge in yonder forest drear. Shaggy and lean and shrewd, with pointed ears And tail cropp'd short, half lurcher and half cur, His dog attends him. Close behind his heel Now creeps he slow, and now with many a frisk Wide-scampering snatches up the drifted snow With ivory teeth, or ploughs it with his snout ; Then shakes his powdered coat and barks for joy. Heedless of all his pranks the sturdy churl Moves right towards his mark. The success of Cowper's second volume had a good effect upon his spirits; it also put him on more comfortable terms with his friends and kinsmen, who began to consider it an honour, instead of a nuisance, to subscribe for his maintenance. Even the Lord Chancellor's memory of him awoke. The poet began 234 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. also to experience some of the inconveniences of greatness. Disciples came to visit him ; poetasters sent him their manuscripts to correct ; he was urged to sit for his portrait. The Clerk of All Saints, Northampton, came over to ask him to write the verses annually appended to the Bill of Mortality for that parish ; and, with remarkable good nature, Cowper supplied them for seven years. The story of the interview is given with Cowper's inimitable lightness of touch in a letter to his cousin : On Monday morning last, Sam brought me word that there was a man in the kitchen who desired to speak with me. I ordered him in. A plain, decent, elderly figure made its appear- ance, and being desired to sit, spoke as follows : ' Sir, I am the clerk of the parish of All Saints in Northampton, brother of Mr. Cox, the upholsterer. It is customary for the person in my office to annex to a bill of mortality, which he publishes at Christmas, a copy of verses. You will do me a great favour, sir, if you will furnish me with one.' To this I replied, ' Mr. Cox, you have several men of genius in your town, why have you not applied to some of them ? There is a namesake of yours in particular, Cox, the statuary, who, everybody knows, is a first- rate maker of verses. He, surely, is the man of all the world for your purpose.' ' Alas ! sir, I have heretofore borrowed help from him, but he is a gentleman of so much reading that the gentlemen of our town cannot understand him.' I confess to you, my dear, I felt all the force of the compliment implied in this speech. The waggon has accordingly gone this day to Northampton loaded, in part, with my effusions in the mortuary style. A fig for poets who write epitaphs upon individuals ! i have written one that serves for two hundred persons. 'The Task' was published in 1785, when Cowper was 31, three years after his former volume. But CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 235 already the second Muse had flown. It is idle to conjecture the reason if it be not reason enough that this very intellectual and sympathetic and volatile lady had exhausted in two years the excitement of the Olney household. To speak of jealousy between the sister Muses is unnecessary and has been called vulgar. Her place was taken by Cowper's cousin, Lady Hesketh, who, now that Cowper's proselytising zeal had somewhat worn off, began to pay him an annual visit. By her care the poet and his friend were induced to remove from Olney, which had no salubrity to recommend it, to Weston Underwood, where the Squire, a Mr. Throckmorton, was already a friend of theirs. At Weston we have a curious irruption of the Rev. Mr. Newton. Lady Hesketh used to bring her carriage with her on her visits, and drove her cousin and Mrs. Unwin about the country- side ; whereupon some of the Saints informed their old director that our friends were becoming worldly. Newton's rebuke has not been preserved, but we have Cowper's reply, a sufficiently spirited and dignified remonstrance. Those who do not know the more than inquisitorial powers arrogated to themselves by the leaders of this party in its palmy days will find it hard to believe that Cowper had already been called upon by Mr. Newton to defend his removal from Olney. The various letters will be found in Southey's second volume. Once later Newton attempted inter- ference, when, after an attack of madness of 1787, 236 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Cowper took up his translation of Homer as a mental anodyne. What had a Christian to do with a pagan poet ? Cowper, however, had the sense and courage to follow his own instinct in this matter. The 'Homer' was published in 1791 ; and in that year Mrs. Unwin had a stroke of paralysis, and unhappily her mind decayed before her body. ' She who had been so devoted became, as her mind failed, more exacting, and instead of supporting her partner drew him down.' He fell again into hypochondria, sitting for a whole week silent and motionless. The story of his release from this apathy is singularly touching. The physician saw that no one but Mrs. Unwin could rouse him ; and the problem was how to induce her to do so. At last they prevailed with her to say it was a fine morning and she should like a walk. Cowper at once rose and placed her arm in his. It would be a sad task to follow closely the details of these last years. Lady Hesketh broke down in health, and could not pay her accustomed visits ; but Cowper found a new and true friend in the poet Hayley. Hayley tried all possible expedients to rouse Cowper, even to procuring from distinguished people in town a round-robin expressing their sense of his great services to the nation ; and he induced the poor invalids to pay him a visit in Sussex, hoping to benefit them by change of scene. Both, however, had sunk too far. Finally the household was moved to Norfolk ; but though the sound of the sea was for CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 237 a time found soothing, the good effects were not maintained. Mrs. Unwin died in 1796 ; Cowper sur- vived her by three years. His last poem, ' The Cast- away,' founded upon an incident in Anson's 'Voyages,' is, when its meaning is realised, the most terrible of English lyrics : No voice divine the storm allay'd, No light propitious shone, When, snatch'd from all effectual aid, We perish'd, each alone : But I beneath a rougher sea, And whelmed in deeper gulfs than he. The only consolation one has in thinking of Cowper's long misery is that a madman cannot feel about things in the same way as a man in his senses. Words and ideas must have a different value to him. It would be impossible, for example, for a sane man who believed himself condemned to everlasting tor- ment to pass from that topic, as he does in letters to Newton, to quite unimportant trifles, and to seek distraction from the thought in carpentering and paint- ing in water-colours. 238 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. XIV. PEREGRINATIO RELIGIONIS ERGO. Sir Topas, Sir Lancelot. Top. Welcome, Lancelot, my knight tried and trusty ; against what malignant dragon or foul fiend have you been tilting since we last met ? Lan. I have been on pilgrimage, my reverend brother. Top. On pilgrimage, say you ? I thought no knight went now on pilgrimage, except in my Lord Mayor's procession on the ninth of November. Have you been celebrating the quingentenary of Chaucer's death by a ride to Canterbury, following in the steps of his ' parfit gentil ' knight. Or stay, you have not surely joined Lady W 's cavaliers, and enrolled yourself a new Wiclifite ? The old Wiclif was a great pluralist, but he did not roam the country steal- ing images. Lan. Nay, friend, you do me injustice. I hope I have too much religion to profane churches, and too much charity to interfere uith another man's CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 239 devotion. My pilgrimage was out of curiosity, but not without reverence. Top. To what shrine, if I may ask ? Lan. To more than one. I went first to the village of Olney, where our beloved poet William Cowper once dwelt ; afterwards I travelled to the tomb of a far greater man, even to Stratford, where lies Shakespeare. Top. And you are recompensed for the fatigue of your journeys ? If I may be bold to put my thought into words, there are times when I have seen you merrier. But I am a bad traveller myself, and you perhaps are not a good one. Lan. Of fatigue I make no account, and the journey was happily without collision, or indeed accident of any sort. I found the shrines well cared for even, if I dare say it, too well cared for ; but if you have ever been on such a pilgrimage you will know that the joy experienced at the shrine is apt to be turned into disgust by the obtrusion of the relics, and still more by the obtruders of the relics. Top. Ah, my friend Lancelot, you are an English- man, and have no true feeling for antiquity. The English emancipation from the Roman yoke was marked by a most barbarian destruction of interest- ing memorials. No doubt cupidity helped, for most relics had rich settings ; but the hatred of what was ancient was the principal motive. You may have remarked that no Englishman ever keeps a frippery ; your old clothes man is ever a foreigner. 240 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Lan. I certainly think a man's clothes should be burnt or buried with him. Why, because you are a saint (as you are), should I kiss your old shoe, or, because some one else is a poet, should I stare at his silk stockings in a glass case ? Top. The question, friend, is an old one, and there is no answer to it. For the present, considering the fall in tithes, my own old shoes (thank you) are too precious to make relics of. But, tell me, did you not once let me see your great-grandfather's coat which he wore as an ensign at Waterloo ? Lan. He was wounded in it, and the stain of the blood still shows. I see your drift, and I would enter, therefore, a distingue about relics, and main- tain that none should be preserved, or at least exhibited, which had not to do with the hero's pro- fession. Top. I thmk you are perhaps right. But what offended you at Olney ? Lan. The exhibition is new, and I forbear to criti- cise. I doubt not that, as relics accumulate, the more worthless articles will be discarded. But one thing there, I confess, roused my ire. I need not tell you that in all religions the house of the saint or hero is a relic beyond price. Even our municipal bodies are alive to this, and do not pull down churches or dwelling houses that are in this way sacred, unless the London merchants are extraordinarily insistent. Judge, then, of my horror when I found that the CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 241 renowned summer-house had vanished from Cowper's garden. Top. But such levitation is a most usual pheno- menon with sacred cottages. They have a way of being transported, it is said by angels, to where they are most appreciated. This summer-house, I do not for a moment doubt, has crossed the Atlantic. Anne Hatha way's cottage was just making up its mind to depart, when pressure was put upon it to remain where it was. You will recall the lines of George Herbert : Religion stands on tiptoe in our land, Ready to pass to the American strand. Relics are flying thither at a great pace, especially copies of Shakespeare's works in the first folio edition. Lan. The summer-house, I am glad to be able to tell you, had not (when I was there) left Olney, nor were angels concerned in removing it. It had been bought by a neighbouring butcher, and placed in his own yard. Top. For his own use, or for adoration ? Lan. I cannot say. I was too angry to inquire ; and a religious scruple prevented my setting foot upon his premises. Top. Is there no chance that it may, at some future time, be given back or redeemed ? Now that so much of our English meat comes to us from Australia and New Zealand, butchers have little need to be R 242 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. slaughtermen, and in process of time we may look to see the growth in them of the finer feelings. But, tell me, did the relics at Stratford arouse an equal disgust? Lan. A greater, since it is notorious they are all false all, I mean, that have to do with the poet him- self, except the legal documents. There are boxes made from the mulberry-tree that once grew in his garden, and some of these may be genuine ; but, even so, they are of small interest. Much is made of a gold ring on which are the letters W and S joined by a true-love knot the common seal, no doubt, of some loving couple, as we see the letters H and M joined on the seal of Darnley and Mary Stuart ; but why should William display so much affection for Shake- speare ? I noticed also a tooth of Elephas primigenins ; but this, though probably genuine, was hardly a relic of the poet. Top. You are bitten, I see, by the scepticism of the age. Did you suggest any of your doubts to the custodian ? Lan. I had no opportunity. The room was full of American pilgrims greedy of the marvellous, and also in a hurry to catch their trains. The custodian in each room indicated a few of the more surprising objects with a wand, and then the room was cleared for the next party. I did believe, however, as I stood and gazed at the empty chamber shown me as Shake- speare's birthplace, that I had at last touched reality ; CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 243 but I have since learnt that the poet's most recent biographer, Dr. Sidney Lee, insists that there is no evidence to show that the poet's father was in posses- sion of the house at the alleged date of the son's birth. Top. He does allow, then, your sceptical biographer, that the poet was born, according to the proverb poeta nascitur ? Lan. Oh yes, and in the adjoining house, in what is now the museum. I wish I had known that at the time ; it would have distracted me from the sham relics. Top. You still bear them a grudge. But are you not, forgive me, nursing some annoyance whose cause you have not yet revealed? You are moved more than I should have thought reasonable by what, after all, is a very familiar exhibition of human let me not say credulity, but optimism. Did the keepers of the treasure make very frequent demands upon your purse ? That always seems to me the intolerable and sordid part of such pilgrimages. But that also is human nature, and satirists have derided it from the beginning. You remember that when Erasmus went to the shrine of St. Thomas of Canterbury groats figure largely in his account of the proceedings. Here is one place in Bailey's translation : In the meantime the Shewer of the Relicks came to us, with- out speaking a word, holding out such a Kind of Table as they in Germany that take toll on the Bridges hold out to you ; 244 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. and so forth. And you remember how on Chaucer's pilgrimage the Host loses his temper and becomes contemptuous of the Pardoner's relics as soon as the Pardoner passes round the hat : Come forth, sir Host, and offer first anon, And thou shall kiss my relikes everychon Yea, for a groat ! Unbuckle anon thy purse. Lan. No, friend, do me no such injustice. The fees were small: two sixpences covered the whole charge, and I believe the money, which must amount to a large sum in the course of the year I was told that 16,000 pilgrims had offered since April i is wisely expended. But I had, I own, some deeper chagrin, which, nevertheless, I hesitate to expose to one of your order. Top. You must expose it if I am to know, for I am ill at guessing riddles, and now I am curious. It cannot be that the antiquaries have discovered Shake- speare to have been a dissenter ! Lan. No, no ! they have discovered nothing, trust them. No, my annoyance was caused by the exaction of a fee at the church door not a large fee, but a fee ; and though I hope I am not illiberal when the alms basin is passed round within a church, I must confess I bitterly resent being charged for admission into one. Top. You have much surprised me. When a friend of mine, a brother cleric, presented himself there recently, he was asked but for his visiting-card. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 245 Lan. You add fuel to my indignation. Top. Nay ! let me not do so ; the clergy are poor, and it was a kind thought to relieve them of the imposition, however small. Lan. Have the clergy more right than the laity to an entrance into parish churches I do not speak of the chancel, but the nave ? Top. Nay, let us not take sides in that ancient and inextinguishable feud between the two orders. But tell me, was any authority alleged for the demand ? the bishop's or the archdeacon's ? I am no lawyer, but the charge does not strike me as a legal one. Whether it may not be justified in the special case is another matter. The people from whom it is exacted do not come to the church as to a church, but as to a museum. Lan. That, surely, is a quibble. Top. Surely not. They are concerned only with the fact that Shakespeare lies there ; the proposal has even been made to discontinue Divine Service in the Chancel (in which Shakespeare, being lay-rector, was buried) and treat it as a national gallery for memorials of Shakespearian commentators, biogra- phers, and actors. If visitors think of the building as a church at all, it is only as a place where Shake- speare said his prayers, in the Clopton pew, three hundred years ago. Lan. But it is a church all the same, and I am not reconciled to paying for admission because the young 2|6 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. man who takes my money at the door wears a cassock. Besides, if the fashion is once started it will spread. 1 Top. Did you gather what use was made of the money thus raised ? Lan. I am told it goes to pay for the restoration of the fabric. Top. Pace the Anti-Scrape Society, a worthy object ; and, considering the difficulty there is in raising money for such objects, cne can hardly blame the vicar for damming up the Pactolus flowing by his porch. It is a curious question, brother Lancelot, why that legend 'Admission Sixpence' is sometimes so irritating as it is. I am not speaking of churls, or the Scotsman of story, but of you and me. If I pay sixpence for a cigar or an ounce of tobacco, I have no inimical feelings towards the shopman who serves me ; but if I am asked sixpence to view somebody's monument I fall into extreme dejection. About the fact there can be no two opinions ; literature recog- nises it again and again. It was a commonplace, for example, last century, and down to the ' Ingoldsby Legends,' to anathematise the poor custodian of the chapels in Westminster Abbey. Goldsmith, in his ' Citizen of the World/ has two pages of eloquence about him ' I asked the man whether the people of England kept a show, whether the paltry sum he demanded was not a national reproach ? Whether it 1 Sir Lancelot has proved a true prophet. The charge has been adopted at Ewelme, in Oxfordshire. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 247 was not more to the honour of the country to let their magnificence or their antiquities be openly seen, than thus meanly to tax a curiosity which tended to show our honour ? ' and so on. An obvious ex- planation of the matter would be that English people do not really value aesthetic pleasures, and only pay for them without grumbling when, like the Royal Academy's exhibition, they are fashionable. But I do not think this is the whole explanation. A deeper fact is that a man's mercenary instincts are the reverse of altruistic, and it is only when the question of the other person's advantage is not raised that he can pay him his sixpence with any equanimity. In buy- ing tobacco the question of the seller's advantage does not come up : I do not think of him as profiting by my loss; rather I think of him as doing me a service. But when a man asks me for sixpence to see a show, unless my interest is unusually keen, I follow that sixpence in imagination from my pocket to his, and grudge it ; yes, brother Lancelot, grudge it especially if it be a cassock pocket. Lan. Well, well, perhaps enough has been said about sixpence. After all, I saw the great sights the monument of the poet on the chancel wall, and, more wonderful still, his tomb below, with the quatrain forbidding his exhumation ; an inscription which has availed even in this nineteenth century to rebuke the curiosity of men and keep his bones inviolate. 248 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. XV. THE BLACK BOOKS OF LINCOLN'S INN. ONE need not be a member of this famous Inn of Court, or a lawyer at all, or even an historian or antiquary to feel gratitude to the Honourable Society for allowing the publication of its records. One has only to cherish an interest in one's fellow man to find something fascinating in every page of the farrago. The records in the three volumes already printed run from 1422 to 1775. In those three centuries and a half the greatest changes pass over the English constitution, both in Church and State, and there are slight indications now and then that the changes are realised within the Society ; but for the most part the life of the Society goes on and takes its own course untroubled by dynastic revolutions. Only once or twice when the Keeper of the Black Book happens to fancy himself as a writer is any notice taken of events outside the domestic life of the Inn. The first of such excursions is in 1542, when Mr. Atkyns gives an account of the Duke of Norfolk's raid into Scotland, because a certain ' S r Robert CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 249 Bowes, Knyght, felowe of this Hous ' was taken prisoner ; but this venture into the field of history seems to have interfered with Mr. Atkyns's discharge of his proper duties, for he was fined los. the next year for neglecting to enter the Pensioner's, Treasurer's and Steward's Accounts. In 1543 there is an elaborate and belated history of the ' Seidge of Bullan ' ; per- haps entered here because the then keeper Mr. Morgan had been himself present at the siege, and now at last had found his chance of recording his impressions, for he concludes : ' There mought be moche more landes and worthie things herin spoken of the Kinges grace than any wyt of my pen can set forth ; for, as I there hard say, he sayde hymself he wolde never depart thens tyll the towne were goten.' Mr. Towneshend in 1547 betters both these pre- cedents by an account, covering six folio pages, of the doings at the Coronation qf Edward II., includ- ing a great dinner to the judges at Lincoln's Inn, which is characterised as ' not Epicuryous nor verray sumptuous, but yet moderatly, discreetly and suffi- ciently ordred.' His account closes with what the margin calls 'a Godly and good prayer' for long life and various blessings (notably ' an uniformyte in all Godlynes ') to ' the moste woorthy and indolent Prynce and Kyng, o r naturall and most dradde sovereigne lorde.' With Mr. Towneshend the passion to turn chronicler seems to have expired, and in future great historical events are only referred to as 250 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. they affect the Society. The Armada is inferred in the entry of a payment of 3/. 1 1 s. for a quarter of the charges for the rails and cloth for a stand for members of the Inns of Court when the Queen went to hear a sermon at St. Paul's. The Civil War is indicated by a two years' lacuna, and then by various memoranda about the debts of the House, and the selling of plate. The Restoration is subtly expressed by the addition of ' 12 Charles II ' to tfre date of the first council meeting in May 1660; and in a more commonplace way by an order for the expulsion of the regicides Millington, Corbet, Love, and Gar- land ; and perhaps by the following mysterious order : 'that Oliver St. John, Esq., be desired to take downe his staircase into the garden, and to walle up his back doore into Chancery Lane.' Materials for biography, it need hardly be said, lie thickly strewn throughout these records, and even when the details are too trivial for the biographer, they are interesting to the student of human nature. Most of us think, for example, of the great Speaker Lenthall with something that approaches awe. What a humanising touch is found in the entry under date May 25, 1641, 'Three dripping panns lent to Mr. Speaker, and one old one.' If the books of the hospitable Society are to be trusted, the pans were never returned, not even the old one. Then again the believer in the persistence of family qualities finds here an excellent opportunity of testing his theories. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 2$ I He finds, for example, in the index the great name of Darwin, and turns up the reference to find he has unearthed the great grandfather of the naturalist. Is there, he cries, any indication of interest in the emotions of men or animals ? Here is the passage : On May nth, 1719, complaint was made at the Council that Robert Darwin, Esq., a Barrister of the Society, did bring a dog into the Hall at dinner time, tho' informed of the order [against it] which was screened for the better publication. And the Porter offering to put the said Order in execution, and to turne his dog out of the Hall, the said M r . Darwin did offer to fling a pot at the Porter's head, and threatened to knock him downe ; whereby the said Porter was intimidated.' surely a most interesting and successful experiment upon the passions by this Mr. Darwin, foreshowing his great descendant's achievement. For another example the curious reader may consult the refer- ences to Winston Churchill in ii. 406 ff., which give evidence of remarkable intrepidity in the face of danger ; and to Thomas Huxley, in ii. 263, who seems to have had as incisive a method of arguing as his distinguished namesake this century. Again, the reader who is learned in architecture will find much to interest him in the gradual growth of the Society's buildings, in the laying out of the walks, in the building of the new chapel from designs by Mr. 'Indigo' Jones, and its repair within half a century by Mr. Christopher Wren, a member of the House. The statistician will revel in the tables of accounts, aud indeed everybody is statistician enough 252 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. to take a pleasure in the discovery that in 1508 a hundred five penny nails cost fivepence. The Church and State man will be delighted to notice how punctually the Inn adapted itself to all changes in religion : burning what it had adored, under Mary, and again adoring what it had burnt, under Elizabeth. And, of course, lawyers will find abundant gratifi- cation in tracing out the slow evolution of their present privileges and customs. But to the general reader the disciplinary entries are likely to be the most entertaining. They show, what does not, of course, need showing, but what is nevertheless always interesting to have shown, that our national charac- teristics have a way of persisting through a good many centuries of change of dress. It is interesting, for example, to look down a list of excuses for non- attendance at lecture and hear in them the mild expostulating voice of the undergraduate of to-day. Here is a schedule belonging to 30 Henry vi. 1451- 52 in Mr. Baildon's translation from the original dog latin ; the fine varies according to the number of law lectures avoided : Received from Thomas Swylyngton his fine because his father was seriously ill, as he has sworn, reduced to 6s. %d. Received from Holland his fine, in consideration that the death of his mother was the cause of his absence, reduced to 13^. 4/f. From Chesilden in consideration that he was much annoyed by Dykby [male vexatus fuit per Dykby] reduced to 2cw. From Soulby, in consideration that he was seriously put CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 253 out about his marriage, being almost married against his will [graviter vexatus circa maritagium suum se invito fere maritar'J reduced to 13-5-. \d. One wonders if Soulby's wandering attention in chapel had been arrested by the voice of the Chaplain (or, as he was then called, the Rector) Sir John, reading the famous list of excuses in the parable, ' Uxorem duxi, et ideo non possum venire,' and had extemporised the nearest possible equivalent, uxorem fere duxi. Chesilden's excuse has a more genuine sound, and it has much grim light thrown upon it by many entries throughout these volumes. The vexatious Digby probably did not restrict him- self to sticking pins into his friend's hose at lecture, but waited about for him afterwards with a dagger. Here are a few representative passages : Hilary Term 1465. Kenelm Digas [Is not this Digby in a disguise, grown older but not wiser ? ] was put out of the Society, because on the Sunday before Christmas day, he violently drew his dagger in the Hall of the said Inn upon Denys, one of the Fellows of the Inn. Trinity Term 1467. One Robert Hillersden, with malice aforethought, and incited thereto by Thomas Jenney, struck Robert Stanshawe with a dagger seriously in several places, so that he despaired of his life for a long time. 1526. Chalynor fined loj. and the doctor's bill for wounding Stafferton junior in the Hall with his dagger. 1534. John Buttes fined los. and put out of commons ' bycause he made affray yn the Hall, and there smotte yonge Gresham w' hys fyste and after that drewe hys dagger upon the sayd Gresham.' Other examples of similar violence were not with- out extenuating circumstances. Mr. Harris in 1587 254 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. is fined 5 marks for 'shedinge of Blud w th in this House upon a tayler.' 1483. Saxbi was put out of commons for assaulting the under-cook. He paid a fine of 2O d . for his readmission. 1484. John Myners was put out of commons because he violently took away the Steward's dagger, and gave him vile words. Afterwards on his humble submission he was readmitted, and paid zod. 1499. Foster, Conyers, and Thorneburgh le tierce were put out of commons for an affray made upon William Cook in his house about eleven o'clock at night, and for other injuries to the said William in the kitchen and elsewhere. 1505. William Honychurch fined 2od. for breaking the door of the kitchen, ex insolencia. With Honychurch's attitude to the cook all right- thinking men who have ever been at a university or Inn of Court will feel some sympathy. But with the next entry our sympathy must evaporate : William Honychurch was put out of commons for drawing his dagger on the chaplain of the Inn in Hall. Fined 3^. 4^. Possibly the Chaplain had been trying to show Honychurch that even cooks are human beings, and should be treated with moderation. I suspect, how- ever, that he had gone further and pointed out that a man with a name so ecclesiastical and mellifluous should abstain from brawls, and not speak evil of dignities ; and no man can tolerate having his name thrown up at him. Honychurch lived to be Treasurer of his Inn, and had to sit in judgment upon a CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 255 similar offence eighteen years later. The record is in English, and runs as follows : 1523. Master Hawles for his yel [ill] demeyner agenst Sir Thomas Wythacre, Chappelen of the said plase, and for the hurtyng of hym with his dagger, shall paie for his fyne to the said Company xs., the wyche shalbe ordered by the said Masters of the Benche as they shall thyncke best boith for the payment of the Surgeyn for his labor in heylyng of the Chaplyn, and also to the recompence of the said Chapplyn. Here, too, there is just the chance that the church- man was the aggressor, for an entry made at a council held on the eve of St. George 1524 reads : Item, that Docto r Whyteacres shall take no more meiles tyll he have spoken with my Masters of the Benche. Another somewhat trying officer of the Society was the Fool. There is, one is glad to see, only a single entry of an assault upon him : 1516. St. Martin's eve. Granted that ' Lobbe le Folet' may have tunic, hose, and boots from the Treasurer. Holies is warned to come to the next Council to answer for wounding Lobbe. On the whole it is the butler who comes in for the greatest number of assaults, and after him the steward : 1502. John Frendes was put out of commons for assault- ing Hugh Vine, the butler, in the Hall, and drawing blood. Fined is. 6d. 1509. Thomas Veer was put out of commons, and out of the Society for an assault and affray on the Butler with his dagger in the presence of divers Benchers ; he also used con- tumelious words in the presence of the Governors sitting in Hall. He was readmitted on payment of y. &,d. 256 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 1515. Nudegate was fined I2d. ' fore gevyng off one off the buttelers a blow on the ere.' 1588. Thomas Ayloffe was fined 6 i$s. 4d. 'for that he hath \v th in the House w th great violence assailed and beaten John Hylyard, one of the butlers.' 1626. Mr. Thomas Huxley committed a fowle affray upon the person of the Steward. Fined ^10. 1627. Mr. Thomas Sheppard 'fined 10 for his offence in strikinge Kelwaye Guidot, y e cheife butler and breakinge of his head.' But of all such entries that with most style about it occurs in 1598, when the Keeper of the Black Book was a Mr. Anthony Death. He describes how Mr. Henrye Colt ' with a revenge extraordinarie in most outrageous and violent manner in the Hall, before the Benchers were risen from the table, did strike the Steward with a cudgell or bastinado upon the heade, givinge unto him a most dangerous blowe, almost to the perill of his life, so that great effusion of blood followed thereupon, to the great amaze of the Benchers and others of the Society of the House.' The reason for this unpopularity of the Butlers is not far to seek. To begin with, the Butler was the official who presided over the Buttery, and barristers are the last people in the world to be content with inferior ale in order that the Butler may amass large profits. Here is a significant entry, under date February 9, 1519 : Smyth the buttler for his monyfold mysdemeanours, that is to sey, in delyveryng of ale out of the buttry in barelles and CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 257 di-barelles, willfull wast makying in the buttry, negligent kepying of the buttry boke, excessyve espences of chese and candyll, pleying at cardes in the buttry, and other his wilfull defaultes, shalbe discharged of his office on Saturday next, at dynar, w'out ferther delay, In addition to the more legitimate duties of their office, the Butlers were also called upon to keep order in Hall, and to keep order amongst a party of young gentlemen armed with daggers is a parlous and thankless task : June 30, 1523. The Butlers are to see that no Fellow, except a Bencher, enters into the Buttery, 'apon payne of the olde ruelles for that made ' ; and the Butler also to be punished. Item, that the Stuarde and buttelers doo geve knowlyge to the Ruellers of this Company for the tyme, and shevve the names of those that shall speke lowde and hygh at meyle tyme in the Hall, and that the buttelers and Stuarde for the tyme beying shall cause those persons J;hat soo shall speke hygh to sesse their hygh speiche. The Butler, it would seem, was held responsible both for the quantity of wine drunk at the revels and for the consequences of the excess : Feb. 1517. Cholmeley, the late butler, was amerced icxr. for excessive expenditure of wine last Christmas, and for exercising bad government in the Inn at the said time in breaking the doors of Chambers by reason of 'Jake Stray.' A further reference to Jack Straw and his followers will be found below. In later years, after daggers were forbidden in Hall, the students found the Inn pump a sufficient means of cooling the enthusiasm of too energetic s 258 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. officers of the Society. On one occasion they ' pumped ' a messenger from Archbishop Laud, who was not the man to pocket the affront. The follow- ing entry shows an unusual combination of sport with gambling : 1468. Cornwaleis and J. Ingoldesby went by night and played at dice, and stole the rabbits of the society ; and while Cornwaleis, Ingoldesby, and Temperley were chasing the rabbits, Temperley was robbed by strangers, as it was said with the consent of Ingoldesby ; which appeared to be so upon examination. The rabbits inhabited a place called the Coney- garth at the south-west corner of the Inn property, and they are the subject in early days of a good deal of protective legislation : 1479. Allowed 5-r. to the dwellers at the Bell in Fleet S' for damages done to their meadows by the rabbits. 1484. Newdegate, Tropnell, Hampden, and Aylof were put out of commons for hunting rabbits, and fined for readmission, the first two 3-y. 4^., the latter zod. each. 1496. Arundell le tiers and Knevet junior were put out of commons for the same ; and it was ordered by the Governors that if any of the Society shall hunt or kill any coney within the Conyeyardhe shall forfeit 2os. No one shall carry his bow bent there under a penalty of $s. $d. for each offence. 1 532. None of the Companye shall bere hys bow bent withyn the Cony yard, nor hunt nor kyll the conys, upon payn of xl</. 1546. A generall warning to be gevyn to the Company y' yei do no more shute in any gonnys, and yf any after shute in any gonne within the precynct of the same House, to forfeit for everye shute vjs. vv.]d. At last in 1572 comes the decision: 'It shall be CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 259 lavvfull from henceforth for any man to destroye the conyes,' and two conies a mess were allowed ' for ever thereafter ' on the hunting night. 1 It will be remembered that Robert Shallow, Esquire, when he was of Clement's Inn, was called ' Mad Shallow,' and along with those notable swinge- bucklers, 'John Doit of Staffordshire, and black George Barnes, and Francis Pickbone, and Will Squele, a Cotswold man,' spent many mad days and nights there. There seem from the Black Book to have been a good many gentlemen of this kidney about that date at Lincoln's Inn also. 1505. June 27. Mattok, Hubbert the fourth, Froxmer, Pledell, Brennyng, Studville, and Norres were put out of commons for watching with swords and clubs in the middle of the night, and having a strife and affray with the Society of Gray's Inn, in scandal of this Society. 1506. Miles Hubbert fined $s. 4</. for breaking the door of the 'White Hert in Holburne' at night, and beating the house- wife of the same, to the scandal of the Society. 1520. The following gentlemen were fined for a doe seized and taken away at the Gate of Lincoln's Inn from a certain poor man who was coming to speak with Danastre, and who left his horse standing at the Gate, bearing the said doe : Master Curzon, y. \d. ; M. Tounesend, 2od. ; M. Burgh, 3*. ^d. ; M. Lane, -zod. ; M. Smyth, 2od. ; M. See, 2O,/. ; M. Menell, 20^. M. Talbot, iod. Of these sums 14^. was given to M. Sulyard for the building of the New Gate ; the rest was given to the poor man in satisfaction for his doe. 1526. Mr. Styell to pay 3-r. ,d. for dycying and cardyng, and 1 The 'hunting-night' was abolished in 1590 on account of some great disorder. It is vaguely described as consisting of ' sportinges, late suppinges, late vvatcheinges, and exercises.' Probably some poor beast was let loose in the hall and hunted. 26O CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 3-y. 4//. for the mantyneng and procuryng of homes to be blawyn abowte the said place in lammas vacacion laste in disturbyng of lernyng there, and zos. for a saute and affrey w* a drawyn swerde upon Mr. Fermore w'oute Lincoln's Inne Gaite. 1546. South, Harryngton, and Elsyngton put out of com- mons at supper ' for making a frey uppon Ranwyk at the Gate, and hurlyng butter abowght the House and att the seid Ranwyke's heade.' The tricks played within the House itself are very like those of the modern undergraduate ; but the notice taken of them strikes one now as a little dis- proportionate. A certain ' bill of pasquillus ageynst the benchers ' having been set up in hall, the following elaborate interrogatories were drawn up by the Bench to be put to certain suspected persons. Fyrst, where were yow on Sonday at nyght laste paste, between ix of the clock and oone of the clocke the same nyghte, and yn what company were yow yn ? Item, whatt houre yow went to bedde the same nyghte, where leye yow, and w* whome, and whatt tyme dyd yow ryse yn the mornyng ? Item, whether dyd yow make, wryghte, or sette uppe any scrowl yn wryghting att the hyghe dais of the Hall of thys House the same nyght or the next mornyng? Item, werre you privey, consentyng, or knowing of the making or wryghtyng of the seid scrowl, or settyng uppe the same ? Item, have yow not herd by report whatt person or persons dyd make or sett uppe the seid scrowl ? The last item is not playing the game fairly, and one is glad to observe that there is no record of the interrogatories being successful in discovering the CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 261 author of the libellous document. Of minor offences the following may serve as types : 1496 Carminowe fined 3^-. \d. 'quia cepit unam picam [Aug. pie] de quynces extra clebanum in coquina.' 1506 Parker fined \2d. for throwing wisps \i.e. rushes from the floor] in Hall during drinking time. Norwich \2d. for the same offence [' quia jactavit wippis's.'J 1527 Fermor, Dysney and Woodhouse were fined los. each 'bycause they brake the Larderhouse, and took from thens a swan and a buk in Lammas vacation last.' 1530 'M d that the wyndowe of the buttery was brokyn, wherby certeyn personz of the Company unknowyn entered in to the seid butterey, and brake the seler dore, and lett out the wyne and spoylled and spylt ytt in the flore.' Agreed ' that all the hoole companye shalbe sworne uppon the Evangeliste to tell what they knowe concernyng that acte.' 1550 Southwell and Walpole each paid 2s. for entering the kitchen and taking a piece of beef from the cook. The most curious entry in regard to Commons is this, in the year 1502. Agreed by the Benchers that if anyone of the Society shall hereafter cut cheese immoderately [immensurabiliter] at the time of dinner or supper, he shall pay 4^. for each offence. What is an immensurable helping of cheese for a barrister? In regard to behaviour at lecture we have the following memorandum in 1524. M d to call the company and exhort them to leave knocking on the pots and making noise in Hall and not to inquiet Mr. Reader in his study. In 1493 we have a mysterious story that might supply matter for speculation in filling up the missing links to people who like such enigmas : 262 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. William Aylof and Percival Lampton were put out of commons for not assisting Humfrey Siggewyk and other utter- barristers to correct and punish an assault and affray made by Newenham junior on Walter Hobert. They were re-admitted on the following conditions : that Willian Aylof should stop up and sufficiently build up with stone and lime, before the end of term, a certain door opening into the garden of the Inn, and that he should not' in future go to the house of Margaret Halle in Melbourne, but should altogether refrain from going there ; provided that if he should marry, that then he might pull down the said wall if he should wish to do so, and re-open the said door ; and that Percival Lampton should pay such fine as the Society should thereafter assess. The general peace that prevailed within the walls of the Inn was due in great measure to the refusal of the Bench to admit Irishmen. In 1437 ^ was ordered that none should be admitted, and any admitted should be expelled. In 1452 one Blonket from Ireland was admitted on the ground of his having brought many members to the Society ; and Bathe was admitted in 1455. But in 1512 we find the order repeated refusing Irishmen admission except at the instance of a Bencher, in which case they were not to sit in hall with the other students, but with the masters. In 1553 there is an entry of lod. for a lock and staples to shut the door of the ' Irysshemen.' The regulations concerning dress are fairly nume- rous. In 1505 there is a resolution of the Bench that anyone at the Clerk's Commons shall be deco- rously clad and not with his shirt in facie popiili ultra diploidem, i.e. sticking out in public view beyond CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 263 his doublet. And in 1555 Mr. Wyde is fined 2od. for ' his goyng in his study gowne in Chepsyde on a Sunday about X of the clock before none, and in Westminster Hall in the terme tyme in the fore none.' But as a rule the resolutions are against too much rather than too little dress. ' Cut or Ponsyd [pounced] hosyn and bryches ' are forbidden in 1530. In 1588 hats are forbidden in hall or chapel and gowns are to be worn in London and Westminster. In 1610 it is ordered 'by advice of all the Judges of England that no Utter Barrister or yonge gent, of the House shall go booted or with his rapyer under his gowne in the House or City of London.' In 1635 Mr. Nichols a 'yonge gent.' came into the Hall ' in meale time in a scarlett or red coate ' and seems to have struck the butler who ' admonished ' him, and misdemeaned himself in a very disorderly manner towards the Bar mess. He was fined 3/. and made to apologise in Hall. Later the fine for not wearing a gown in Hall was fixed at 8s. 6d,, and it was explained that by a gown was meant ' a decent gown,' not a piece of one. In 1542 began a long warfare against beards. It was ordered then that persons with beards should pay double commons. This not being effective, it was ordered next that, ' no felowe of this House shall weare a berde uppon paine of every man that shall do the contrary to be putte out of commons, and to forfeit for every meal that he or they having a berde shall take, xijV.' 264 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. This again not being sufficiently deterrent, we find the following Draconian resolution : Kingesmell, Kettyll, Middelton, Barrett, Lewes senior, Dow- dall, Curtes, Lyon, Western junior, Kempe junior, Synnotte, Howithe and Wutton senior shall eyther cause ther berdes to be shaven, or els to lie no more in this House till they be shaven ; and oneless they be shaven before Middsomer nexte, then he or they then not being shaven to be banysshed the House. I have copied the list of names because they deserve honour as martyrs in a lost cause. Lawyers now are so proud of their professional tonsure that they wish all other classes to be shaved, like the fox in the fable. But the battle was not yet won. Plainly there was room for some subtlety as to what constituted a beard and what was merely an un- shaven chin ; and so it was ruled ' that none under the degre of a Knight ware any berde above iij weakes gowinge uppon payne of x\s.' Later the three weeks licence of fallow was reduced to a fort- night. Among the ancient customs which strike us moderns almost into consternation are the elaborate celebrations of the greater holidays by solemn revels. At Christmas a number of functionaries were ap- pointed King, Marshal, Master of the Revels, &c., and these officers are entered on the annual lists along with the treasurer, dean of chapel, &c. The marshal was always a Bencher, and was ordered to wear a CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 265 certain red gown of office ' from the begynning of dyner till they goo to soper, upon peyn for every default vjs. viijW It lay with him ' to learn the young gentlemen to do service,' the revels being apparently not only elaborate but formal. Needless to say that, as wine flowed freely on these occasions, there were various unrehearsed interludes and often considerable damage done to person and property, and in 1519 it is ordained that 'Jack Strawe and all his adherentes be from henceforth uttrely banyshed and no more to be used in Lincolles Inne.' When- ever the Benchers can find any excuse in the dearness of provisions or the presence of the plague they make an order that 'no solemn Christmas be kept this year.' But the revels were too popular to be given up ; and when they were held, attendance was compulsory, as at a religious service. Thus one year there is an order that the butler shall note ' whoe faylyth at Revells that were at supper in the House, and he that faylyth shall forfett n\}d. for every tyme.' At the midsummer revels on St. John Baptist's Eve in 1546 some students 'in the nyght tyme did take dovvne the lyghte of Sainte John in the Hall, and did hang in the stede thereof a horsehede, in dyspite of the sainte, as yt cowde not by commen presump- tion be otherwyse entendyd, to the very perilouse ensample of other.' The culprits were committed to the Fleet ; and afterwards pardoned, ' being verye sorye and penytent for their said lewde and nowghtie 266 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. mysdemeanors.' In 1610 we have the following curious minute : ' At this Counsell the Under Bar- risters were by decimation put out of commons for example sake, because the whole Barre offended by not dauncing on Candlemas Day last, according unto the auncient order of this Society, when the Judges were presente ; w th this, that yf the like fault be committed herehence they shalbe fined or disbarred.' Nineteen years later we have this : ' Because weomen have of late resorted to our Revells, w ch disorder the M rs of the Bench doe generally dislike ; therefore for preventing the like disorder in tyme to come, It is ordered that the stayre foote doore leading up to the gallery, where they stoode, bee from henceforth kept lockt every night of Revells.' By 1649 the Puritans were strong enough to put the Revels down, and Parliament made an order to that effect. They revived with the Restora- tion, and King Charles was more than once an interested visitor, on one occasion knighting the Master of the Revels. The programme for Charles's first visit is in existence, and consists of a series of twelve dances in character of various nations. The good nature and benevolence of the Society to their servants and tenants, as well as to the 'young gentlemen,' receive emphatic and repeated illustration in these pages. The fifteenth century chaplain is allowed the rare 'luxury of a room with a fireplace, and when he is caught playing cards there against CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 26/ the rule of the house, he is let off with the fine of a i Ib. candle to burn before the image of the Virgin. His wages, too, from generation to generation were paid punctually every quarter day, and 'for a regard' he was given every second year ' iiij yardes of brode cloth to make hym a gowne for his lyverye.' We read in 1605 that the wages of Gyles, one of the turn-spits, are on his humble petition increased from 26s. 8d. to 4or. We read in 1591 that 'Richard Lutwiche, sometyme the wasshepott, whoe by casuall means ys become lame by the losse of his Legge shalbe allowed his dyett w th the butlers.' On the other hand, the proud and haughty steward may ask year by year for his salary of 3/. 6s. 8d., but he is met firmly by the rejoinder that there will be no salary while his account is 'in apparels,' i.e. while the balance is on the wrong side ; surely an excellent system of dealing with public treasurers. Again, in 1727, we read that 'upon the complaint made by the cook of the Society that the dish-washer doth not come at proper times to do her business, and is very sluttish, and altho' he has reprimanded her for it, yet she still continues the same and gives him saucy language ; and lately upon some difference between her and the second cook, she threw a pott at his head, and wounded him so that the surgeons could hardly stop the blood and were afraid he would loose his life, and is at present very ill 'the treasurer is ordered to inquire into the matter. Five months 268 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. later five shillings is paid to ' W 1 " Redington, to encourage him to burne the charm, and looking after the people in the kitchen ' a mysterious entry upon which the learned editor can throw no light. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 269 XVI. THE POETRY OF CHAUCER. ON October 25, just five centuries ago, died Geoffrey Chaucer, the first English poet. This month [Oct. 1900] we shall all be making some effort to do honour to his memory. Some of us may ride on horseback to Canterbury along the pilgrims' way, through Dart- ford and Rochester and Ospringe, changing for the nonce our ordinary methods of locomotion, like Chaucer's sailor, who Rode upon a rouncy as he could. Others of us, perhaps, performed the journey in 1885, upon the quingentenary of the original pilgrimage, and in April among the ' sweet showers,' and did not find the experience so exhilarating that we wish as yet to repeat it. For such, a four days' journey through the publications of the Chaucer Society may be recommended as an equivalent penance. Others again care little for celebrations and pilgrimages, and much for poetry; and they will probably turn to Chaucer's own book either in the sumptuous edition 2/0 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. of Professor Skeat or the handy volume of Mr. Pollard. It is with the object of winning, if I may, some new readers for this great and lovable master that I this month take up my pen. I shall say nothing about his life ; the few facts are admirably marshalled in Mr. Alfred Pollard's shilling primer. Nor shall I say anything of rhyme-tests, and all the many interesting questions discussed among the learned. I address myself to the unlearned, to the many readers of poetry who are rather shy of Chaucer because of his queer spelling ; and I will ask leave to put before them a few passages in the ordinary spelling of to-day, so far as rhyme and rhythm will allow ; treating Chaucer, in fact, as we treat Shakespeare. If I could, I would persuade them of the unique beauty of Chaucer's verse, of his fine eye for colour, his excellent faculty of story- telling, his keen and tolerant reading of human character, his winning pathos, his lambent humour. In order to do this, or something of this, I will leave aside altogether the earlier poems, which perhaps require for their enjoyment some special sympathy with mediaeval conventions, and speak only of the Canterbury Tales. Our generation has been eminently fortunate, not only in the number and excellence of its own poetical writers, but in the growth of a spirit of critical appreciation of the poets of other ages. When CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 2/1 Goldsmith's Citizen of the World pays a visit to Westminster Abbey he is shown in Poets' Corner the monuments of Shakespeare, Milton, Prior, and Drayton. 'Dray ton?' he replies; 'I never heard of him before, but I have been told of one Pope ; is he here ? ' Nowadays everybody knows at least two poems by Drayton : his great sonnet, ' Since there's no help, come let us kiss and part,' and his Ballad of Agincourt ; and no one wishes to compensate this knowledge by indifference to Pope's ' Rape of the Lock ' or ' Essay on Man.' Chaucer, from the fact that he stands at the head of our English writers, has received in every age the respect due to antiquity, but it is only in our own days, through the patient labour of such scholars as Dr. Morris, Dr. Furnivall, and Professor Skeat, that the secret of his verse has been rediscovered, so that his poetry can be enjoyed as well as praised. The secret was lost when inflec- tions were lost, very soon after Chaucer's death, and it has taken five hundred years to rediscover it. Chaucer's most enthusiastic panegyrists in this interval were Spenser and Dryden. Spenser speaks of Chaucer in terms of the most respectful admiration ; like Milton in ' L'Allegro,' he bewails the incomplete- ness of the Squire's Tale, and vows to Chaucer's ' most sacred happy spirit ' that he can only venture on telling the story of Canace, through infusion sweet Of thine own spirit which doth in me survive. 2/2 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. But when he imagines himself to be writing in Chaucer's manner, the verse he turns out is of this tumbling quality : The sovereign of seas he blames in vain That once sea-beat will to sea again ; So loitring live you little herd-grooms, Keeping your beasts in the budded brooms : And when the shining sun laugheth once You deemen the spring is come at once. Then gin you, fond flies, the cold to scorn, And crowing in pipes made of green corn, You thinken to be Lords of the year. But eft, when ye count you freed from fear, Comes the breme winter with chamfred brows Full of wrinckles and frosty furrows, Drearily shooting his stormy dart Which cruddles the blood and pricks the heart : a charming passage in itself, but of a movement nowise like Chaucer's verse with four accents, as any reader may see for himself by looking only at the two or three lines from the ' House of Fame ' to which Spenser here makes reference : And many flute and lilting-horne And pypes made of grene corne, An han thise litel herde gromes That kepen bestes in the bromes. (iii. 133.) How Spenser read Chaucer's decasyllabics we can only guess, but how Dryden read them we can see from a quotation he makes in his fascinating Preface to the ' Fables from Boccaccio and Chaucer,' l a book 1 This Preface may now be most conveniently read in Essays of John Dryden, selected and edited by Professor Ker, our best living critic of literature. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 273 in which he attempts for his own generation the same impossible task of paraphrasing into the current dialect that Home and Wordsworth attempted for the generation preceding ours. I transcribe the passage in his spelling : But firste, I pray you, of your courtesy, That ye ne arrete it not my villany Though that I plainly speak in this mattere To tellen you her words, and eke her chere : Ne though I speak her words properly. For this ye knowen as well as I, Who shall tellen a tale after a man He mote rehearse as nye as ever he can : Or else he mote tellen his tale untrue Or feine things or find words new. The sixth line Dryden himself spoilt by writing as for also to bring out the sense ; but the fifth and tenth must have been hard nuts for him to crack. In Chaucer's text they stand as follows, and, as we now understand, must be read with the case-inflections sounded, as they are marked : Ne thogh I speke hir word^s proprely and Or feyn<? thing, or fynde word<?s newe. The fourth line Dryden could not forbear amending, as he transcribed it, by the insertion of ' eke ' to take the place of the e in word<?s, which he read as mute. It is extraordinary, considering the way in which Dryden must have read the passage, that he should have spoken as mildly as he does about Chaucer's T 2/4 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. scansion ; he is only roused when the new school of critics, who had begun to take an interest in Chaucer, hinted that the fault lay in eighteenth-century ears : The verse of Chaucer, I confess, is not harmonious to us ; but 'tis like the eloquence of one whom Tacitus commends, it was auribus istius temporis accommodata : they who lived with him and some time after him, thought it musical ; and it continues so even in our judgment, if compared with the numbers of Lidgate and Gower, his contemporaries : there is the rude sweetness of a Scotch tune in it, which is natural and pleasing, though not perfect. ; Tis true I cannot go so far as he who published the last edition of him ; for he would make us believe the fault is in our ears, and that there were really ten syllables in a verse where we find but nine ; but this opinion is not worth confuting ; 'tis so gross and obvious an error, that common sense (which is a rule in everything but matters of Faith and Revelation) must convince the reader, that equality of numbers, in every verse which we call heroic, was either not known, or not always practised, in Chaucer's age. It were an easy matter to produce some thousand of his verses, which are lame for want of half a foot, and sometimes a whole one, and which no pro- nunciation can make otherwise. We can only say that he lived in the infancy of our poetry, and that nothing is brought to per- fection at the first. We must be children before we grow men. There was an Ennius, and in process of time a Lucilius, and a Lucretius before Virgil and Horace ; even after Chaucer there was a Spenser, a Harrington, a Fairfax, before Waller and Denham were in being ; and our numbers were in their nonage till these last appeared. That we can now read Chaucer's verse with pleasure, nay with delight, that we have discovered it to be as learnedly written as Milton's, far more learnedly written than either Waller's or Denham's, we owe to our modern scholars, and we must acknowledge our debt. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 275 The points in which the old critics were content to praise Chaucer are worth noting. In the first place, everybody recognised that he found English no language at all, but a hotch-potch of homely dialects ; and had left it a language capable of expressing any thought or emotion that could be expressed in Latin or French or Italian. Chaucer had demonstrated that by his translations. The point on which they especially loved to dwell was the tact with which he had thus settled the vocabulary of the literary language. The poet Deschamps calls him, with what in a later day might have sounded like sarcasm, Grand translateur, noble Geoffroi Chaucer. The writer of a ballade in Caxton's ' Book of Courtesy ' makes use of the phrase ' well of eloquence,' which Spenser afterwards borrowed in a famous passage of the ' Faery Oueene ' (IV. ii. 32), and adds this fine eulogy : Whatever to say he took in his intent, His language was so fair and pertinent It seemed unto mannes hearing Not only the word, but -verily the thing. Praise of a writer's language could not go higher than that. Lydgate and Hoccleve also celebrate him as ' loadstar of our language ' and ' flower of eloquence.' But it was not until Dryden, who could not honestly praise his manner, that we have any worthy apprecia- tion of his matter. In the Preface to the Fables 2/6 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. already referred to Dryden has an elaborate com- parison between Chaucer and Ovid, in the taste of the day, which loved wrangling on the respective merits of the ancients and moderns. Both of them- he says, were well-bred, well-natured, amorous, and libertine ; their studies were the same, philosophy and philology ; both of them were knowing in astronomy ; both wrote with wonderful facility and clearness ; neither was a great inventor, but each built on the inventions of other men, though Dryden points out that the ' Cock and the Fox ' at least was Chaucer's own ; both were excellent in description of persons, but the figures of Chaucer are much more lively ; to Chaucer also he awards the palm for pro- priety of sentiments, for knowing what to say on every occasion, and for knowing when to leave off. He gives Chaucer the highest commendations that the eighteenth century could bestow : ' He was a perpetual fountain of good sense ; ' ' he followed Nature everywhere.' As I have given the passage in which Dryden speaks disrespectfully of Chaucer's verse, let me put by it that in which he praises his substance ; for the praise is admirable, and the prose is Dryden's : He must have been a man of a most wonderful comprehensive nature, because, as it has been truly observed of him, he has taken into the compass of his Canterbury Tales the various manners and humours (as we now call them) of the whole English nation, in his age. Not a single character has escaped him. All his pilgrims are severally distinguished from each other ; CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 2// and not only in their inclinations, but in their very physiognomies and persons. The matter and manner of their tales and of their telling are so suited to their different educations, humours, and callings, that each of them would be improper in any other mouth. Even the grave and serious characters are distinguished by their several sorts of gravity : their discourses are such as belong to their age, their calling, and their breeding ; such as are becoming of them and of them only. Some of his persons are vicious and some virtuous ; some are unlearn'd, or (as Chaucer calls them) lewd, and some are learn'd. Even the ribaldry of the low characters is different: the Reeve, the Miller, and the Cook, are several men, and distinguished from each other as much as the mincing Lady Prioress and the broad-speaking, gap-toothed Wife of Bath. But enough of this ; there is such a variety of game springing up before me, that I am distracted in my choice, and know not which to follow. 'Tis sufficient to say, according to the proverb, that here is Gods plenty. To turn, however, from Dryden's admirable preface to the versions from Chaucer that follow is to receive a rude shock. He tells in the Preface that some antiquaries of his own day had objected to his enterprise, but he replied to them that what he was doing was not for his ' Saxon friends,' but for the public 'who understand sense and poetry, when poetry and sense is put into words which they under- stand.' He speaks of his work as a ' transfusion ' or ' translation ; ' and modestly urges that if in some places the beauty is lost ' by the innovation of words,' some beauties may also be added to passages which had them not originally. I go into this matter at such length, because it is good for us to appreciate the debt we owe to those critics who have taught us 2/8 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. the vast interval that really separates Chaucer's verse from Dryden's once popular 'transfusion.' I have among my books a copy of Dryden's Fables with manuscript notes by Leigh Hunt. It is plain that he began to read the book with the orthodox con- viction of the day, that Dryden had done an invaluable service to letters by polishing Chaucer's rough diamonds ; for he explains at the beginning that an asterisk is to mark the good passages. But again and again the asterisk is supplemented by the note ' Word for word from the original,' and there are many notes which at first hesitatingly and presently with emphasis record the critic's growing conviction that Chaucer has been badly served by his friend. ' Dryden has omitted here a very lively and character- istic part of the picture.' ' These lines are a noble specimen of increasing energy of " building the lofty rhime : " but Dryden has omitted a fine finishing touch of his rude original.' ' The original is much more natural and pathetic ; ' ' Chaucer has a fine racy line in this place ; ' ' Chaucer is more native and striking in this passage.' 'This pleasant satire is better and pithier in Chaucer.' At last we come to the note : 'A pretty natural touch of Dryden's, quite iv or thy of his original' ! There is a famous story of a young enthusiast telling Mr. Ruskin of a visit he had paid to Florence, and how he had seen at once all that the Master had written of the merits of Botticelli. To whom the master replied : 'At once? CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 279 It took me twenty years' hard study to discover them.' We now can see at a glance the merit of Chaucer's verse ; let us not forget the patient labour of the critics who gave us our eyes. It may be interesting to compare a passage of Dryden with his original ; for that purpose we will take a very beautiful and characteristic description of morning in the ' Knight's Tale.' The bisy larke, messager of day, Salueth in her song the morrow gray ; And fiery Phebus riseth up so bright That all the orient laugheth of the light. And with his streames drieth in the greves The silver drope's hanging on the leaves. In Dryden's 'transfusion ' this became : The morning lark, the messenger of day, Saluted in her song the morning gray ; And soon the sun arose with beams so bright, That all th' horizon laugh'd to see the joyous light ; He, with his tepid rays, the rose renews, And licks the drooping leaves and dries the dews. The reader will not fail to note that all the spring is taken out of the lines by Dryden's exchange of an iambic for a trochaic movement, Chaucer having thirteen trochaic disyllables in the six lines to Dryden's six ; that all the freshness is taken from them by the substitution of ' the sun ' for ' fiery Phebus/ and ' the horizon ' for ' the orient ; ' 1 and that all the poetry is gone when for the lovely picture 1 But this is from Dante, ' Faceva tutto rider 1'oriente.' 280 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. summoned up by Chaucer's last line we have nothing but a coarse metaphor and a dull matter-of-fact statement. It may be worth while, as Chaucer has not yet found an anthologist, to collect from his writings a few passages remarkable for the beauty of their expression. The difficulty of doing so arises from the fact that Chaucer has no short lyrics of any especial moment, and that he writes as a rule in so free and copious a style, that a passage that can stand alone and explain itself is apt to run to a good many lines. His most splendid writing comes in his long descriptive passages. Occasionally, however, he introduces a vignette, such as the following from ' The Tale of the Man of Lawe,' which once read can never be forgotten : Have ye not seen sometime a pale face Among a press, of him that hath been lad Toward his death, whereas him gat no grace, And such a colour in his face hath had, Men mighte know his face that was bistad, 1 Amonges all the faces in that rout : So stant Custance, and looketh her about. or this from the ' Knight's Tale : ' Right as the hunter in the regne 2 of Thrace That standeth at the gappe with a spear, When hunted is the lion or the bear, And heareth him come rushing in the greves And breaketh bothe boughes and the leaves, And think'th, ' Here com'th my mortal enemy, 1 Hard bestead. 2 Kingdom. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 28 1 Withoute fail, he moot be dead, or I ; For either I moot sleen him at the gap, Or he moot sleen me, if that me mishap : ' So fareden they, in changing of their hue. or this from the ' Squire's Tale : ' Men loven of proper kind newfangelness, As briddes do, that men in cages feed. For though thou night and day take of them heed, And straw their cage fair and soft as silk, And give them sugar, honey, bread, and milk, Yet right anon, as that his door is up, He with his feet will spurn adown his cup And to the wood he will, and wormes eat. Sometimes, too, he breaks away in the midst of his tale to address his readers ; and such passages being, from the nature of the case, especially deeply felt, have usually an especial charm or vigour of expres- sion. An example occurs in the ' Clerk's Tale,' when Chaucer comments on the fickleness of the crowd : O stormy people ! unsad : and ever untrue ! Ay undiscreet, and changing as a vane, Delighting ever in rumble 2 that is new, For like the moon ay waxe ye and wane ; Ay full of clapping, 3 dear enough a Jane 4 ; Your doom is false, your Constance evil preveth, 6 A full great fool is he that on you leveth. 6 Another example is the address 'virginibus puer- isque' in the concluding stanzas of 'Troilus and Cressida : ' 1 Unsettled. - Rumour. 3 Chatter. J At a halfpenny. 5 Proveth. 6 Believeth. 282 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. younge, freshe, folkes, he or she, In which ay love upgroweth with your age, Repaireth 1 home fro worldly vanity ! And of your heart upcasteth the visage To th' ilke God that after his image You made ; and thinketh all n'is but a fair This world, that passeth soon as floweres fair ! But even single lines suffice for the assay of Chaucer's poetic metal. When we think of Dryden's complacent patronage of his attempts at verse- writing, and come upon such a magnificent line as that which begins a paragraph in the ' Knight's Tale' In darkness and horrible' and strong prisoiin ; or further on in the same Tale a line breathing the very soul of desolation What is this world ? what asketh men to have ? Now with his love, now in his colde grave Alone, withouten any company we cannot but wonder at the blindness of our fore- fathers. And the reader is always coming upon such lines. 1 have not had no part of children twain But first sickness, and after woe and pain, says poor patient Grisilda to her insufferable lord and master. What better praise of music could there be than the simple line That it is like an heaven for to hear ? 1 The reader will note that -eth is the ending of the imperative. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 283 or what deeper philosophy of love than I can but love her best, my sweete foe ? ' or what happier description of joy than As fain as fowl is of the brighte sun ? or what sweeter invocation of summer than Now welcome summer with thy sunne soft That hath this winter's weather overshaken ? Troilus, wandering through Troy and musing upon the place where he had parted from Cressida, finds in the wind there the sound of her sighing, and thus reasons upon it : And hardily this wind that more and more Thus stoundemeal ' 2 increaseth in my face Is of my lady's deepe sighes sore ! I prove it thus for in none other space Of all this toun, save only in this place, Feel I no wind that soitndeth so like pain : It saith ' Alas, why twinned 3 be we twain ? ' As we are tasting Chaucer's virtue thus in single lines, it may be well here to note how, despite the smooth and large flow of most of his writing, he has when he pleases the skill to cast a fact or a moral sentence into a terse, telling phrase, that lives in the memory. Several times in his Tales he interjects the line, For pity runneth soon in gentle heart. 1 This is the original of Sidney's 'That sweet enemy France.' 2 Momently. 3 Parted. 284 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. It would be impossible to put the fact that vulgar people take a pleasure in attributing low motives for conduct above their comprehension more concisely than thus : They deemen gladly to the badder end. The Hawk who gave her heart to the Tercelet expresses the extent of her devotion in this vigorous image : And shortly, so far forth this thing is went, That my will was his wille's instrument. And she casts her sorrow and disgust at her false lover's empty protestation into the biting epigram : What he answered it needeth not rehearse, Who can say bet than he, who can do worse ? When he hath all well said, then hath he done. When Arcite is thrown from his horse and irrecover- ably wounded, Chaucer, after showing for several verses his learning in the medicine of the day, puts the case into a couplet : And certainly where Nature will not wirche, 1 Farewell, physic ! go bear the man to church. And has not the whole mystery of cooking found its fit metaphysical expression in this exclamation : These cooke's how they stamp 2 and strain and grind And turnen substance into accident ? But it is time to give an example of what Chaucer . larger scale. Work. - Pound. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 285 The ' Knight's Tale,' as befits the subject, is full of gorgeous colour, and splendid with pictures of chivalry at its best and brightest. One knows not which to admire more, the beaten gold of the story, or the jewels that are set into it. For an example of the former take the first sight of Emilye by Palamon. Thus passeth year by year and day by day, Till it fell ones, in a morrow of May, That Emelye that fairer was to seen Than is the lily upon his stalke green And fresher than the May with floweres new For with the rose colour strove her hew I not 1 which was the fairer of them two Ere it were day, as was her wont to do, She was arisen, and all ready dight ; For May will have no sluggardy anight. The season pricketh every gentle heart, And maketh him out of his sleep to start And saith, ' Arise and do thine observance.' This maked Emelye have remembrance To do honour to May, and for to rise. Yclothed was she fresh, for to devise ; Her yellow hair was broided in a tress Behind her back, a yarde long, I guess. And in the garden, at the sun uprist, She walketh up and down, and as her list She gathereth floweres, party white and red, To make a subtil 2 garland for her head, And as an angel heavenly she song. The greate tower, that was so thick and strong, Which of the castle was the chief dungeoun (Where as the knightes weren in prisoun, Of which I tolde you, and tellen shall) Was even joynant to the garden-wall, Where as this Emelye had her playing. 1 Know not. - Fine wrought. 286 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Bright was the sun and clear that morrowning. And Palamon, this woful prisoner, As was his wont, by leave of his gaoler Was risen and roamed in a chamber on high In which he all the noble city seigh ' And eke the garden, full of branches green, Where as this freshe Emelye the shene Was in her walk, and roamed up and down. This sorrowful prisoner, this Palamon, Goeth in the chamber, roaming to and fro, And to himself complaining of his woe ; That he was born full oft he said ' alas ' ! And so befel, by ^venture or cas, 2 That through a window, thick of many a bar Of iron great and square as any spar, 3 He cast his eyen upon Emelya And therewithal he blenched, and crie"d ' a ' ! For the finest specimens of Chaucer's talent for making pictures we must turn to the third part of the ' Knight's Tale,' in which he describes the "great lists, a mile in circuit, which Theseus set up for the tournament between the two lovers ; with their three ' oratories ' of Venus, Mars, and Diana. It will be interesting to place side by side the passages about the statue of Venus and the portraiture upon the wall of the temple of Mars, for the utter contrast of their styles. The statue of Venus, glorious for to see, Was naked, fleeting in the large sea, And from the navel down all covered was With waves, green and bright as any glass. A citole in her right hand hadde she, And on her head, full seemly for to see, 1 Saw. 2 Hap. Bolt. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 287 A rosy garland, fresh and well smelling ; Above her head her doves flickering. Before her stood her sone Citpido. Upon his shoulders winges had he two ; And blind he was as it is often seen ; A bow he bare and arrows bright and keen First, on the wall was painted a forest In which there dwelleth neither man nor beast. With knotty, knarry, barren trees old Of stubbes sharp and hideous to behold, In which there ran a rumble and a swough l As though a storm should bresten every bough ; And downward from an hill, under a bent, There stood the temple of Mars armipotent Wrought all of burnished steel, of which th' entree Was long and strait and ghastly for to see ; And there out came a rage and such a vese 2 That it made all the gates for to rese. 3 The northern light in at the doores shone, For window on the wall ne was there none Through which men mighten any light discern. The doors were all of adamant eterne Yclenched overthwart and endelong With iron tough, and for to make it strong, Every pilla'r, the temple to sustain, Was tonne great, of iron bright and shene. By these two let us put the jewelled picture of the King of Ind : The great Emetreus, the King of Ind, Upon a steede bay, trapped in steel, Covered in cloth of gold, diapred well, Came riding like the god of armes, Mars. His coat-armure was of cloth of Tars 4 1 A moaning and soughing wind. 2 Rush of wind, 3 Shake. 4 Chinese silk. 288 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Couched with pearles, white and round and great ; His saddle was of burnt gold, new ybet ; A mantelet upon his shoulder hanging, Bret-ful 1 of rubies red, as fire sparkling ; His crispe hair like ringes was yrun, And that was yellow and glittered as the sun. And as a lion he his looking cast. So far we have been attending to Chaucer's skill in expression ; his mastery of rhythm and metre, his mastery over words, his skill in telling a story and painting a picture. The passages quoted will illus- trate what Matthew Arnold once spoke of as the ' lovely charm ' of Chaucer's ' divine liquidness of diction, his divine fluidity of movement' It remains to speak of what is more commonly recognised as Chaucer's great poetic virtue, namely (to quote Matthew Arnold again), his ' large, free, simple, clear, yet kindly view of human life.' This comes out most evidently in the great work of Chaucer's later life, the ' Prologue ' to The Canterbury Tales. Every one who has read the ' Prologue,' and it is to be hoped that their number is legion, will say as Dryden said : ' I can see all the pilgrims in the Canterbury Tales, their humours, their features, and the very dress, as distinctly as if I had supped with them at the " Tabard " in Southwark.' And not only can we see them, we can see through them. Chaucer has given us more than dress, features, and humours; with these he has given us their characters, and almost 1 Brim-ful. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 289 always sympathetically. His method is, from the circumstances, entirely different from Shakespeare's, whom in his benignity and in his humour he not a little resembles ; he cannot to any great extent put his pilgrims before us and let them speak ; he has to describe them ; and therefore there cannot fail to be about the portraits a slight touch of caricature. But it is of the slightest. The portrait is clearly recognis- able as the portrait of a type, but it is none the less individual. The most lively of them all is naturally the one who is the most dramatised, the host, Harry Bailly. Both in the ' Prologue ' and in the dramatic passages connecting the several tales he figures as the moving spirit, boisterous, self-confident, merry, with a word and a jape for every one a carefully graduated word and jape, however, as between gentle and simple ; for he was not only ' bold in his speech ' but ' wise, and well y-taught.' Compare, for example, his wheedling tone to the Prioress : My lady Prioresse, by your leave, So that I wist I shoulde you not grieve, I woulde deemen that ye tellen should A tale next, if so were that ye would : Now will you vouchesafe, my lady dear ? with the patronising air he adopts to the poor Clerk of Oxford : ' Sir Clerk of Oxenford,' our hoste said, ' Ye ride as coy and still as doth a maid Were newe spoused, sitting at the board ; This day ne heard I of your tongue a word ; ' U 290 CONFERENCES ON B 30KS AND MEN. or the rude way he breaks in when the Franklin is complimenting the young Squire on his tale the tale that was, alas ! left ' half-told.' His admonition to the Parson expresses in a line the Englishman's feeling about sermons : ' Be fructuous- and that in little space.' What he said when the sermon was over is not recorded ; we could not blame him if he were asleep. Like most big men he was tender-hearted, and was so much upset by the Doctor's Tale about Virginia that he moralises on things in general for some thirty lines. By corpus bones ! but l I have triacle, 2 Or else a draught of moist and corny ale, Or but l I hear anon a merry tale, Mine heart is lost for pity of this maid. Characteristically also, like publicans to-day, he is a good Church and State man, with a horror of Dissent. When the Parson reproves him for swearing, he breaks out ' O Jankyn, be ye there ? I smell a Loller in the wind,' quoth he. One must not speak of the host without referring to Mistress Bailly, of whom her husband gives a far from pleasant sketch at the end of the 'Tale of Melibeus.' So much of the life Chaucer drew has passed 1 Unless. " Balm. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 2QI away that we cannot prove the verisimilitude of his portraits by comparing them with their modern representatives except in a few instances. The professional manner of the lawyer is well caught in a celebrated couplet : Nowhere so busy a man as he there n'as, And yet he seemed busier than he was. Of the physician he notes his careful diet, his skill in making a fortune, and his want of leisure or inclina- tion for theology ; of the merchant, his admirable bearing, which carefully concealed the state of his fortunes at any moment. Some of the best portraits are those of country folk : the Reeve, or Estate- steward, who, while he satisfied the estate auditors, managed to enrich himself so that he could lend his master money, but who would let no one cheat his master but himself; and the Country Justice, the St. Julian of his countryside : Withoute bake meat was never his house, Of fish and flesh, and that so plenteous, It snowed in his house of meat and drink. Of alle dainties that men coulde think, After the sundry seasons of the year, So chaunged he his meat and his supper. Woe was his cook but if his sauce were Poignant and sharp, and ready all his gear. His table dormant in his hall alway Stood ready covered all the longe day. Of the Knight, and his son, and their yeoman he speaks with great respect ; his sarcasms are chiefly 2Q2 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. reserved for the clerical pilgrims, who, as was natural on a religious pilgrimage, outnumber the laity. In his treatment of these, he shows himself a sympathiser with Wyclif, with whom he shared the patronage of John of Gaunt. For instance, he is much more tender to the monk than to the friar. All that he has to say against the monk is that he loved hunting, and Chaucer's humour is sometimes so sly that it is difficult to make sure how far he sympathised with the monk in his athletic tastes. He calls him A manly man, to been an abbot able, Full many a dainty horse had he in stable. And when he rode men might his bridle hear Ginglen in a whistling wind as clear And eke as loud as does the chapel bell, Where as this lord was keeper of the cell. He gave not of that text a pulled hen That saith, that hunters be not holy men ; And / said his opinion was good. Why should he study and make himselven wood 1 Upon a book in cloister alway to pore, Or swinken 2 with his handes, and labour, As Austin bid ? How shall the world be served ? Let Austin have his swink to him reserved. The monk, when the Host reproaches him for retir- ing to a cloister instead of bringing up a family, takes it all in good part, and for his tale tells a series of moral ' Tragedies,' or stories of great men fallen on evil days. On the other hand, Chaucer follows Wyclif in furiously attacking the friars and pardoners. 1 Mad. - Work. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 293 The friar he makes a mere wanton, and the pardoner a rascally impostor and thief. Indeed, in the case of the pardoner the poet's indignation gets the better of his artistic judgment. It is incredible that the pardoner, however much he had drunk, if he were sober enough to tell his tale at all, should have painted his own malpractice as cynically as he does saying that his motive in preaching was only covet- ousness and then have passed round the hat at the end. His description of his pulpit manner recalls a style of preaching very fashionable with young curates twenty years ago : I stande like a clerk in my pulpet, And when the lewed l people is down yset, Then pain I me to stretche forth the neck, And east and west upon the people I beck, As doth a dove sitting on a barn. With the pardoner and the friar must go the cherubic summoner, who served the Archdeacon's writs. He and the friar quarrel and tell tales against each other's profession, Chaucer plainly regarding them both as tarred with the same brush. As a set-off against them we have the famous portrait of the poor Country Parson : A good man was there of religioun And was a poore parson of a toun ; But rich he was of holy thought and work ; He was also a learned man, a clerk, ' Lay. 294 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN Wide was his parish, and houses far asunder, But he ne lefte not, for rain ne thunder, In sickness nor in mischief to visite The farrest in his parish, much and lyte, Upon his feet and in his hand a staff. This noble ensample to his sheep he gave, That first he wrought and afterward he taught ; Out of the gospel he the worde's caught ; And this figure he added eke thereto That if gold ruste what shall iron do ? In concluding this Conference it may be interesting to collect a few specimens of Chaucer's humour. In many of the tales there is not very much scope for humour ; we have only an occasional stroke by the way. If there is opportunity for bringing in a rabble, Chaucer usually gives himself play for a line or two ; and it may be remembered that the only humorous passages in Spenser are his descriptions of crowds, which he borrows, like so much else, from his master. Chaucer's best crowd is that, described in the* Squire's Tale/ which stood round the 'wondrous horse of brass ' conjecturing what it might be. But evermore their moste wonder was How that it coulde go, and was of brass ! It was of Fairy, as all the people seemed. Diverse folk diversely they deemed ; As many heads as many wits there been. They murmered as doth a swarm of been, 1 And maden skiles 2 after their fantasies, Rehearsing of these olde poetries, 1 Bees. " Reasons. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 295 And saiden, It was like the Pegasee, The horse that hadde winges for to flee ; Or else it was the Greekes horse Synon, That broughte Troye to destruction, As men may in these olde gestes read. ' Mine heart,' quoth one, ' is evermore in dread I trow some men of armes ben therein, That shapen them this city for to win ; It were right good that all such things were knowe ;' Another roundeth l to his fellow lowe, And said, ' He lieth, it is rather like An dpparence ymade by some magic, As Jugglers playen at these feastes great.' And so forth. Spenser copies this in his description of the crowd that gathers round the slain dragon : Some feared and fled ; some feared and well it feigned. One that would wiser seem than all the rest Warned him not touch, for yet perhaps remained Some lingering life within his hollow breast, Or in his womb might lurk some hidden nest Of njany Dragonettes, his fruitful seed : Another said that in his eyes did rest Yet sparkling fire, and bade thereof take heed Another said he saw him move his eyes indeed. So diversely themselves in vain they fray. The ' Clerk's Tale,' which celebrates the patience of Grisilda under the trials of the young ' Markis,' affords no opportunity for merriment ; but Chaucer cheers it at the end by an Envoy. Grisild is dead and eke her patience, And both atones buried in Itaille ;- i Whispers. 2 Italy, 296 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. For which I cry in open audience, No wedded man so hardy be to assail His wife's patience, in hope to find Grisilda, for in certain he shall fail. Ye archewives, standeth at defence, Since ye be strong as is a great came"!, Ne suffreth not that men you do offence ; And slender wives, feeble as in battel, Be eager ' as is a tiger yond in Ind ; Ay clappeth as a mill, I you counsel. Ne dread them not, ne do them reverence ; For though thy husband armed be in mail, The arrows of thy crabbed eloquence Shall pierce his breast and eke his aventail ; 2 In jealousy I rede eke thou him bind, And thou shall make him couch as doth a quail. The relations of the sexes, indeed, furnish occasion to not a few sarcastic interjections : Husbands be alle good, and have been yore, That knowen wives, I dare say you no more, he says in the ' Man of Law's Tale ; ' and then, a few lines below, to make the balance true, he cries out : O Satan envious since thilke day That thou wert chased from our heritage, Well knowest thou to women the olde way ! Sometimes we cannot be quite sure whether Chaucer is smiling or not. Among the images of death and destruction on the wall of the Temple of Mars, we have 1 JJitter. " Front of helmet. CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 2Q/ The hunter strangled by the wilde bears, The sow freten the childe right in the cradle, The cook yscalded for all his longe ladle. The barber, and the butcher, and the smith. But there is one tale in which Chaucer gives full play to his humour, and that is the ' Nun's Priest's Tale ' about the Cock and the Fox. So far as is known the amplification of the old fable is due entirely to Chaucer, and from first to last there is not a dull line in it. The description of Chaunticleer and Dame Partelote, his dream, her contempt for his cowardice and recommendation of physic, their grave discussion about the origin and purpose of dreams, the hue and cry after Reynard, are each better than the last. We must allow ourselves but two passages, and if these should drive any stranger to Chaucer, to take up and read the story for himself, their length will be atoned for. First for Chanticleer and his Dame : His voice was merrier than the merry orgdn, On masse days that in the churche gon, 1 Well sikerer 2 was his crowing in the lodge Than is a clock or an abbey orloge. His comb was redder than the fine coral And batteled as it were a castle wall. His bill was black, and as the jet it shone ; Like azure were his legges and his toen ; 3 His nailes whiter than the lily flower, And like the burnished gold was his colour. This gentle cock had in his governaunce Sevon hennes, for to don all his pleasaunce, 1 Goes. - More certain. 3 Toes. 298 CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. Which were his sisters and his paramours, And wonder like to him, as of colours ; Of which the fairest hewed on her throat, Was cleped fair damoisel Pertelote. Courteous she was, discreet and debonair, And compaignable, and bare herself so fair, Since thilke day that she was seven night old, Tha-t truely she hath the heart in hold Of Chaunticleer, locken in every lith ! l He loved her so that well him was therewith. But such a joy was it to hear them sing, When that the brighte sunne gan to spring, In sweet accord ' my love is faren in londe.' z Chaunticleer's banishment of his fears as soon as the day dawns is charmingly described : Now let us speak of mirth and stint all this ; Madame Pertelote, so have I bliss, Of one thing God hath sent me large grace ; For when I see the beauty of your face, Ye be so scarlet red about your yen It maketh all my dreade for to dien ; For, also siker as 3 In principio Mutter est hominis confusio ; (Madame, the sentence of this Latin is ' Woman is mannes joy and all his bliss ; ' 4 ) I am so full of joy and of solace That I defye bothe sweven and dream.' And with that word he flew down from the beam, For it was day, and eke his henne's all ; And with a chuck he gan them for to call, For he had found a corn lay in the yard. Royal he was, he was no more afeard ; He looketh as it were a grim leoiin ; And on his toes he roameth up and down, Him deigned not to set his foot to ground. 1 Limb. 2 Gone away. 3 As sure as. 4 The sense of the Latin really i?, ' Woman is man's confusion,' CONFERENCES ON BOOKS AND MEN. 299 He chucketh when he hath a corn yfound, And to him runnen then his wives all. After telling of the fox's lying in wait, the poet apostrophises the Cock and proceeds to poke a little quiet fun at the Schoolmen : Chaunticleer, accursed be that morrow, That thou into that yard flew from the beams ! Thou wert full well y-warned by thy dreams, That thilke day was perilous to thee ; But what that God forwot must needes be, After the opinion of certain clerkes. Witness on him. that any perfect cleric is, That in school is great altercation In this matter, and great disputison, And hath been of an hundred thousand men. 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