UC-NRLF \sm 11 a. AN AMERICAN HOBO IN EUROPE BY WINDY BILL A TRUE NARRATIVE OF THE ADVENTURES OF A POOR AMERICAN AT HOME AND IN THE OLD COUNTRY PUBLISHED BY THE CALKINS PUBLISHING HOUSE 24 Clay St. San Franc uco IN PAPER 50 CENTS CLOTH $1.50 AN AMERICAN HOBO IN EUROPE "v\ k* *> By WINDY BILL A TRUE NARRATIVE OF THE ADVENTURES OF A POOR AMERICAN AT HOME AND IN THE OLD COUNTRY PRESS OF THE CALKINS PUBLISHING HOUSE SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. Copyright 1907 by B. Goodkind - Contents Chapter. Page. I. Billy and Me 1 II. Frisco 41 III. The Journey Overland 85 IV. New York City 130 V. Them Bloomin ' Publishers 139 VI. The Ocean Voyage 148 VII. The Steerage 156 * VIII. Glasgow 171 IX. Getting a Square Meal .181 X. The Glasgow Green (or Common) . .188 XI. Hunting for a Furnished Room 193 XII. Dancing in the Green 202 XIII. Taking in a Glasgow Show 214 XIV. Robert Burns, the Poet. 224 XV. Sir Walter Scott 276 858581 Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2007 with funding from Microsoft Corporation http://www.archive.org/details/americanhoboineuOOgoodrich CHAPTER I. BILLY AND ME. Stranger, will you please permit me to give you an introduction to a particu- lar friend of mine, little Billy. Little Billy and I had long been friends and had become so intimate that we were more like brothers than friends. Some brothers indeed do not stick to each other as closely as Billy and I did for w.e never quarreled and the worst that ever happened between us was a little growl which we soon got over. Billy and I had been on the bum to- gether a long while and had prospected for gold and other things in Utah, Ne- vada and California. The adventures we had if I were to relate them would fill several such volumes as this. And many of them were worth relating, too, but I will merely give a general outline of our experiences, for his experiences were mostly mine. • 9 : : \ WJijfe .hiking it along the railroad : "'*6ne-day : bfetWeen Ogden and Salt Lake ;;;^|t-^/JfhicMs a';distance of about thirty- " # §eVeh Hiilfesj'we ran across a couple of pretty Mormon girls about half a mile from town and they made goo-goo eyes at us. Billy, who is rather reserved with strangers, was for moving on, but I, who am a friendly and sociable cuss, was in for having a little time with them. "What's the harm, Billy?" said I to my chum; "let's see what kind of stuff the girls are made of. "Oh, what's the use, Windy," re- sponded Billy; "we might get into trouble." "Trouble be blowed," said I; "they ain't agoing to make any trouble so why should we. Let's see what their game is an v way." We approached the ladies, tipped our hats, and passed the compliments of the day. They responded pleasantly enough, entered into a conversation with us and soon we all strolled fur- ther on from the town and sat down on a viaduct spanning a rushing irrigation ditch. Billy was as chipper as anyone when once he got started and held his end down in the conversation first class. The girls were merry and talkative and seemed to like to talk to the fellers. They told us all about the Mormons, how they live, act, and what they do, and Billy wanted to know how Mormons got married. "Why don't you get married and find out?" asked one of the girls. "I ain't no Mormon," spoke up Billy. "You can be if you want to," says the girl, "religion is free." "All right," says Billy, 'Til think it over." The girls were giving us a game I thought, but we could stand it if they could. We chinned away there for hours until it began to grow late, when the girls concluded they would have to go. We were sorry to part from such elegant company but it was a case of have to. After they had gone we wondered what their little game was, whether it was merely a case of flirtation or whether they were looking for converts to their religion. Billy put the question to me and I told him he could search me; I didn't know. Anyway, neither of us wanted to get married just then, so after the girls left us we troubled our heads no more about them. We stopped in Ogden, Utah, a few days, and then beat our way to Virginia City, Nevada, where we did some labor- ing work at the old Bonanza mines. Neither of us were miners, although we had prospected some without results. We found the miners to be a good-hearted set of fellows and liked to be among them. Grub and booze could be had for the asking in Virginia City when we were broke, but handouts were more plentiful than work. Not many stran- gers wander to Virginia City these days, for the town is off the main line and no bums visit it. It is on the decay order. Its streets are in ruins, ditto the sidewalks and houses, and over the whole place there is a musty odor. It is away high up in the air about eight thousand feet above sea level and the wealth that once was brought up from several thousand feet below the surface amounted to billions, not millions of dol- lars. Today the big mill houses still stand in their usual place in good order but little mining is done there. Some of the big plants, such as the Ophir, Savage, Norcross and Hale, Con- solidated Virginia and Best & Belcher are still there, but where there were a thousand miners working before there are not ten working today. The place is strictly on the bum, just like me and my little pardner. Once there were forty or fifty thousand people in Vir- ginia City, but today there are not five thousand, or anyways near that num- ber and the ruins and scenes of desola- tion make a fellow feel sad. The old International Hotel where the nobs used to stop and spent a fortune every day, is now run by a Chinaman at a cheap rate. There is plenty of fine scen- ery around Virginia City, however, and plenty of Piute Indians, but the Piutes don't enhance the scenery any. They are a dirty crowd and sit around on decaying lumber piles and hillsides within the town, playing cards and other gambling games. The miners are mostly Cornishmen, Englishmen from Cornwall, England, and as Billy is Eng- lish he took to them very readily. Carson was our next stopping place and we found it to be a nice little town. It isn't far from Virginia City and is the capital of Nevada. It contains a few thousand people, lots of tall poplar trees which stand along the streets, sage- brush and alkali covered hills and plains, a large stone railroad round- house, the State Capitol building (which is enclosed in a park several acres in extent), a U. S. mint and that's about all. No work to speak of is going on around there and as Billy and me could not get anything to do we lived on hand- outs mostly. One evening we saw a hen wandering about rather aimlessly, so to put her out of misery we caught her, wrung her neck and took her out of town where we roasted her over a slow fire. We rubbed her while she was cooking with a little sage to make us think of Christmas and devoured her by starlight Bill said she reminded him of home and felt kind of blue for a few moments. But he munched away and soon cheered up. It may be the proper thing here to give a short description of Billy. Billy was a little fellow, about five foot two, and was a Britisher, a native of the city of York, in Yorkshire, after which New York is named. He was what you might call a strawberry blonde, for he had light hair and a mous- tache that was halfway between golden and red. It wasn't one of your strag- gly kind of moustaches with big hairs sticking out all over it, but small, neat and compact with just the cutest little turned up spit-curls at each end of it you ever saw. Maybe Billy wasn't proud of that moustache ! He was dead stuck on it and was nearly always fuss- ing with it and fondling it. Quite often he trimmed it with the aid of a little looking glass which he carried in his kit. Whenever the kit was unrolled Billy got the glass and admired himself with it. And yet I can't say the little cuss was vain, for whenever he met females he seemed indifferent to their charms and 8 looked another way. His eyes were blue and his hands and feet small. Taken all together he wasn't a bad looking chap. Billy had some folks in the old country, a mother and two sisters but no father or brothers, and they lived in old York. Billy was born and raised in York and at a very early age was apprenticed to a harness-maker. His folks probably thought that the sooner he got out and rustled the better for himself and all concerned. Apprentices don't get much in old England, Billy told me, and have to serve long years at their trade before they can become a journeyman. Billy worked seven or eight years for his clothes and board and an occasional ha-'penny with which he bought a meat pie or lollipops. One day the idea struck him that he wasn't getting rich very fast. He had been working a long time and hadn't a bean to show for it, so he began to grow dissatisfied. He had heard some tales of how easy it is to get rich in America and he thought that it might be a good thing if he went there. His mother and sisters didn't agree with his notions but Billy didn't seem to care for that. He just laid low for awhile and said noth- ing. But the more he thought things over the more dissatisfied he became and the more determined to flit. He slept in the back room of his boss's shop and had to arise early every morning to take down the shutters, sweep out, dust off, and get things in shape generally for business. One day the boss came down and found the shutters still up, the place unswept and no Billy. The boss prob- ably wondered where little Billy was but he had to take it out in wondering, for Billy had flown the coop and was over the hills and far away on his way to London. The boss went to Billy's folks and asked them if they knew where Billy was, but they told him he could search them. They didn't know any- thing about Billy. The boss probably did some pretty tall cussing just then and made up his mind that something would happen to Billy when he turned up, but he never did turn up and never will until he (Billy) gets rich. Then he'll go back to visit his folks and set- 10 tie with his master, he told me. Billy says the boss don't owe him any money and he don't owe the boss any, so it's a standoff financially between them; but Billy owes him a few years of service which he says he is willing to put in if the boss can catch him. Billy says he had a hard time of it in London and found it difficult to secure passage to this country. Finally, after many heart-breaking experiences he secured a job as steward on an ocean liner by a fluke, merely because another chap who had previously been engaged failed to show up. Billy was in luck, he thought. He landed in New York with a little tip- money, for the steamship company would pay him no wages unless he made the round trip according to an agree- ment previously made in London and with this small sum of money he man- aged to live until he found work. He secured a job as dishwasher in a res- taurant and received five dollars a week arid his chuck as wages. Out of this big sum he paid room rent and managed to save a little money which he sent home to his mother. Compared with what he 11 had been getting in the old country Billy considered that he was on the road to fortune and he felt elated. He held down his job for some months but got into a difficulty one day with his boss over something or other and got fired. He took his discharge much to heart and concluded to leave New York. He made his way to Philadelphia, about one hun- dred miles west, and there secured work in a small restaurant as a hashslinger. When he left this place because of a lit- tle argument with another waiter, he concluded to go out West where he was told the opportunities were great. I met him in a camp seated at a fire one even- ing surrounded by a lot of 'bos in Wyoming. He didn't look wealthy just then. We scraped up an acquaintance and I took to the young fellow at the first go-off as I saw he was not a pro- fessional vag, and we joined forces and have been together ever since. Our trip from Carson in Nevada over the mountains into California was a de- lightful one. From Carson to Reno the scenery is no great shakes (although it was over hill and dale), for the hills 12 Luked lone and barren. The crops had just been gathered from these hills arid dales. The leaves were turning color on the trees and it was the melancholy sea- son of the year when nature looks blue. Me and Billy weren't melancholy, how- ever, for we were good company to each other and never felt lonely. At Reno early one morning we crept into an un- sealed boxcar and rode upward to the high Sierras. The scenery when day broke was so fine that we were enchant- ed. No barren mountains were here and no sage-brush covered plains, but well-timbered mountains whereon grew trees and bushes of all kinds. To us it seemed like wakening from autumn to spring. Billy and me couldn't under- stand this. A few miles away were leaves that were turning in their au- tumn tints whilst here everything was green and fresh like the dawning of life. It astonished us but made us feel good all over. We were both as happy and joyous as if we were millionaires. Here was a beautiful sheet of water with a big paper-mill near it; further along was a little railroad station entirely sur- 13 rounded by hills. Nothing but lofty mountains towered all around us, with a canyon running through them, along which we rode. Ice-ponds were there with no ice in them just then, for it was the wrong season for ice, but numerous huge ice-houses were there, which showed us what the ponds were for. The iron horse wound around and around these lofty mountains and the keen, pure air made us feel as good as if tve had been taking a nip. We sure felt gay and happy as larks. By-and-by we reached a place called Truckee which seemed to be quite a town. We hopped off to reconnoiter for we knew the freight train would be there some little time, and noticed that there was only one street in the town, which contained several stores, a butcher-shop or two, several restaurants, two hotels and about a dozen or more saloons. As we walked along the street we noticed a sign over a stairway leading into a cellar which read, "Benny's Gray Mule." We started to go down the steps but found that "Benny's Gray Mule" was shut up tight. Too bad ! A saloon with such a 14 romantic name as that ought to thrive. We went into another saloon and I or- dered two beers and threw a dime upon the counter in payment. "Come again," said Mr. Barkeep, giving me an evil glance. I hesitated. "Another dime, pardner, all drinks are ten cents here," says barkeep. "All right," says I, "don't get huffy; I didn't know the price." I laid down another dime and this Mr. Barkeep swept into his till nonchalantly. The place seemed tough and so did the barkeeper. Toward the rear of the large room was a lunch counter where a square meal could be had for two bits (25 cents) , or coffee and hot cakes for fif- teen cents; sandwiches for a dime each ; a piece of pie and coffee, ten cents. In convenient places were gambling lay- outs where a fellow could shoot craps, play roulette or stud-horse poker. It was too early in the day for gambling but a few tough-looking nuts were there sitting around and waiting for a chance to try their luck. We saw all we wanted of this place and sloped. Truckee is the last big town in California going east- 15 ward, and it is a lumber camp, railroad division and icing station (refrigerator cars are iced there). A pretty rough old place it is. Me and Billy bought a couple of loaves of bread and some cheese and then made tracks for our box-car. We found it all right and climbed aboard. Our train had done a lot of switching at Truckee and a good many cars had been added to the train. Two big engines now were attached to the train instead of one and soon with a "toot toot" we were off. It was uphill all the way and the locomotives seemed to be having a hard time of it for their coughs were loud and deep and the hiss- ing of steam incessant. To Billy and me the work was easy for all we had to do was to listen to the laboring en- gines and look out at the pretty scen- ery. The scenery was fine and no mis- take, for the higher we went the prettier it got. Mountains we saw everywhere with spruce, fir, pine and cedar trees upon them. The views were ever chang- ing but soon we came to a lot of snow- sheds that partly shut off the views. They must have been a hundred miles in 16 length, for it took us an awful long time to get through them. The sheds were huge affairs of timber built over the track to keep off the snow in winter, and I felt like stopping and counting how many pieces of timber were in each shed. It must have taken a forest to build these sheds. Along in the afternoon we began to get hungry, so we jumped off at a place called Dutch Flat, to see what we could scare up in the shape of a handout. The outlook didn't seem promising to us for all we could see of Dutch Flat was a lot of Chinese shacks strung along one side of the railroad track. "Billy, I guess we're up against it here," I remarked; "I don't see any signs of a white man's house around. Where can we get anything to eat?" "Let's try the Chinks; we've got to have something to eat, you know ;^ we can't starve," ruefully responded Billy. We were both pretty hungry by this time for the bracing mountain air had given us a hearty appetite. I stepped up to the first hut we came to, rapped at the door and when a chink 1? opened it told him we were very hungry and would like something to eat. "No sabee," says the chink, slamming the door.' I tried other huts with the same re- sult. It was "no sabee" with all of them. I told Billy that my errand was a failure and his jaw dropped. "How much money have you got, Billy?" I asked. Billy dug down and brought up a lone nickel. I had a dime. I asked Billy to give me his nickel and told him that as we couldn't beg any grub maybe we might be able to buy fifteen cents' worth of something. With the fifteen cents I strode forth to try my luck once more. I saw a very old Chinaman in front of his hut and asked him if he would sell me fifteen cents worth of grub. "No gotee anything; only law (raw) meat " "What kind of meat?" "Pork chop," answered the old man, briefly. "All right, here's fifteen cents; give me some meat." I handed him the money and he went 18 inside and brought out two fair sized chops. "You sabee cookee?" asked the aged celestial. "Heap sabee, you bet; me cookee be- fore," remarked I. "All lightee," said the celestial, giv- ing me a little salt and pepper. The country around Dutch Flat was hilly so Billy and me hunted up some secluded spot where we could eat our chops in peace and quietness. We built a rousing fire, for wood around there was plentiful, and put the chops upon long sticks which we hung over the fire. The grass around our camp was pretty dry and the first thing we knew the fire began to spread all over the country. When we stamped it out on one side it made good headway on the other side, and do all we could we couldn't stop it. We got scared, dropped our meat and sloped. It wasn't long before the China- men saw the fire and then there was a whole lot of loud talk in Chinese. The whole village was out in a jiffy with buckets, pails, empty oil cans and any old thing that would hold water and at 19 it they went, trying to put out the fire. Not a few of the Chinamen procured wet sacks with which they tried to beat out the flames, but it was no go. Me and Billy returned and grabbed a sack each, wet it and aided all we could in putting out the fire, but it had gained too much headway and defied us all. I concluded that it was going to burn down all the Sierra mountains before it got through. There was a laundry in the Chinese village for I noticed a lot of white man's underwear and white shirts hanging on lines to dry, and nearby was the washerman's horse tethered to a stake. When the horse saw and smelt the flames he became frantic and was a hard horse to hold. His owner ran up and yelled and shouted at him?" 151 "Don't know yet; haven't decided." "Let me sell you a ticket to Glasgow on the Anchor line. That line will take you to Ireland and Scotland and is the finest trip in the world." "What's the fare?" inquired I. "Only thirty dollars," answered he, "and you will get your money's worth." I didn't think I'd see much of Ireland or Scotland if I bought a ticket from him, so I told him I'd see him later. I wandered into the Anchor Line office and asked the ticket agent what the price of a ticket to Glasgow would be. "Cabin or steerage?" inquired he. "Steerage, of course ; I'm no Vander- bilt." The agent looked at me quizzingly and then remarked: "From twenty- seven dollars upward, according to ac- commodation." I didn't know what he meant by "ac- commodation" but I thought twenty- seven dollars was enough for me. "Do you want a ticket?" asked the agent, as if he were in a hurry. 152 "I haven't the price with me now," said I. "What did you come here for then/' snapped he. "For information," snapped I. He saw that I was getting huffy so he pulled in his horns and said: "We can take you to Scotland in pretty good shape for twenty-seven dollars. You will have a good berth and the best of food, and we'll land you in Glasgow in less than ten days from the time you leave here. What do you say ; shall I give you a ticket?" I " cogitated. The prospect looked good to me. "Yes," said I impulsively, "give me a ticket!" I gave him my name, as he requested, answered all the questions he put to me, and in a jiffy he had the ticket made out for me. "What's the name of the ship I'm go- ing to sail on?" asked I. "The Furnessia," answered he, add- ing, "she will leave from the foot of West Twenty-fourth Street on Satur- 153 day morning at nine o'clock sharp. Be on hand at that time, or you'll get left." "Don't you worry about me getting left," retorted I ; "I'll be there all right." Was I happy after I bought the ticket? I can't say that I was, for I wasn't at all positive whether I had bet- ter go. I didn't know what the old coun- try would be like, so that visions of all kinds of trouble floated through my nod- dle, but faint heart never won a fair lady. I might as well be found dead in Europe as in any other place. What's the dif ? This was Thursday and the ship was to sail on Saturday. It seemed to me a long time to wait for when I go any- where I like to go in a hurry. Saturday morning came and I arose brieht and early. I slept very little that ni^ht, for I was thinking, thinking, thinking. After arising and hav- ing a cup of coffee I took my time strolling down toward the steam- ship pier. After I arrived there I was about to enter the long covered shed, when an official strode up to me and asked me where I was going. I carried 154 no baggage of any sort and didn't think I needed any. I am too old a traveler to encumber myself with baggage. All I carried was on my person. I told the official I was bound for Europe on the Furnessia and showed him my ticket. He looked at it and let me pass. I went on board. When I reached the deck a young man dressed in a white jacket and peaked cap asked me if I were a married man. I didn't think it was any of his busi- ness, so I asked him what he wanted to know for. The young fellow frowned and ex- claimed: "Don't give me no language, young feller; I want to know if yer married or single." I told him I was a single man, whereupon he said: "You go forward to the quarters for single men !" "Where's that?" queried I. "For'ard of the main hatch," re- sponded he. I didn't know the difference between a main hatch and a chicken hatch, but I went up to the front part of the vessel where I saw several sail- ors slinging trunks down a hole by 155 means of a rope. I walked up to them and asked one of them who wasn't too busy to answer a question, where the main hatch was. "It's in the fo'-castle," says Jack, with a wink at his mates; do you want it?" "No," said I. "I don't; where's the quarters for the single men. "Oh, that's what you're after, is it? You follows your nose till you gets to the bows, and then you'll see a compan- ionway down which you goes." "All right," says I; "thank you." The directions weren't clear, .but I guessed I could find my way. I went forward through rows of boxes, trunks, valises, ropes and other impediments, and finally came to a stairway over which was a hood or sliding cover. This stairway was almost straight up and down, with rough brass plates on each step to prevent one from slipping. At either side of it was a rope in lieu of a balustrade. That stairway did not look good to me. 156 CHAPTER VII. THE STEERAGE. As soon as I tried to go down the stairway there was trouble, trouble of the worst kind. I could get down all right, but when I got down a few steps an odor came up that made me pause. The odor was not of stale onions, a rot- ting steer or anything like that, but an indefinable one. I never smelt any- thing like it before and it conquered me at once. It caught me right in the throat and though I tried to swallow I couldn't do so to save my life. I be- gan to chew as if I were chewing to- bacco, and the lump rose in my throat and wouldn't go up nor down. I hadn't drunk a drop that morning excepting a cup of coffee, so it couldn't have been liquor that upset me. It must have been the smell and nothing else. I stood on a step holding to the side rope to steady myself and hesitated about going down. I grew dizzy and thought I was going to fall but held on like grim death. 157 "Come Windy," says I to myself, "your bunk is below, and you'll have to go down to it or someone else will get it. This won't do." I went down slowly and the further down I got the stronger the smell be- came. Suddenly I got very sick. I felt like giving up the enterprise right then and there but as my friends would have had the laugh on me if I did so, I con- cluded to see the thing out. I had to go down the stairway, though, there was no getting around that; I had to select a berth, and to do that I had to go below. I kind of fooled around and hesitated to make the plunge but finally I mustered courage and made the attempt once more. I went down very slowly, holding my hand over my nose and mouth. I got down a few steps and then I stopped again. I just couldn't. I just laid down where I was and fired away like a good fellow. I was more than willing to die. As I lay there a jacky suddenly came down, airy-fairy fashion, as if he were dancing on eggs, and in his hands he carried a long, black tin pan in which 158 was his mate's breakfast, consisting of meat, gravy and potatoes. I caught a whiff of the mess and oh mercy! When jacky got down to the bottom and saw me sitting there and the muss I had made he became very indignant and wanted to know what I meant by mussing up the ship like that. "Why don't you go on deck if you want to be sick?" said he. Had I been well I would have swiped the heartless cuss one just for luck, but I was too weak to speak, even. I fired away again and seeing this, Jacky flew away as if the devil was after him. After a good long time I got down in the steerage and saw the steerage steward who was a Scotchman with a broad accent, and he gave me a berth. He noticed that I had been sick and advised me to go upstairs and get all the fresh air I could. I acted on his advice and made my wav up the stairway again as quickly as I could, but that wasn't very quick. When I got on deck the fresh air re- vived me somewhat, but it seemed to 159 me as if my stomach were all gone. There was an "all gone" feeling there, sure enough. The ship was getting ready to start by this time. An officer mounted a raised deck over the forecastle and gave orders to heave the hawsers off. The captain, who stood on the bridge, sig- nalled to the engineer below to let her go, and off we were. Slowly we moved out from the pier, to the farewells of the multitudes on shore and on deck. Some blubbered, but ne'er a blubber from me. I wasn't caring whether school kept or not. The vessel's prow after she got out of her dock was turned down the Hud- son toward the Battery, and she went well out into the middle of the stream. This afforded us a good view of the river. On one side was the New York shore, and on the other, the Jersey. Panoramas of houses and docks on either side swept by us as we moved along, and sky-scrapers loomed up prominently. We passed pretty close to the Goddess of Liberty, and saw plainly Governor's 160 Island, Ellis Island, Fort Hamilton, Fort Wordsworth, Bath Beach, Staten Island and Coney Island. Quickly enough we were abreast of Sandy Hook, which was the last point of land we would see until we reached Europe. Straight ahead of us was nothing but sky and water. It was now nearly noon. I had eaten nothing that morning and what I had eaten yesterday was mostly downstairs in the hallway. The fresh sea-breeze had revived me a little and now I felt that I could eat something. None of the passengers had eaten anything since they came on board, and prob- ably they, too, must have been hungry, for when the dinner bell rang there was a mighty stampede. Some of them didn't take time to rush downstairs, they just dropped down. The dinner was good. There was plenty of nourishing soup on hand, a liberal allowance of meat, vegetables, bread, butter and coffee. No one need have gone hungry. All the other meals were satisfactory, though an occasional one was punky. Of course there were 161 kickers, but those kind of people will be found everywhere. The second day out was Sunday, and it was a fine spring day, but on Monday morning clouds began to gather and tried to work up a storm. They suc- ceeded all too speedily. The sky be- came black, the wind roared up aloft, the masts hummed, timbers creaked, the ship rolled from side to side and then rose and fell; the cordage whipped against the masts and everything looked lovely for a first-class storm. I got scared. I hated to die so young, but what's the odds? The waves were high as mountains and to me seemed about as mean looking as anything I ever saw. They were white on top and made straight for us. We could not run away from them. I was on deck waiting to see the storm out, for what was the use going below and being drowned there? If I was to die I would die game and at the front. It didn't seem to me that anything built by human hands could withstand the buffeting of those waves. The force of the sky-scraping billows was awful. 162 They kind of made me wilt when I looked at them. I survived that storm or I wouldn't be writing this. If you catch me on the sea again though, you'll have to be a fast runner. I was told that we would see land again by the following Sunday and I was sort of pining to see it. It was a wait of several long days, but I didn't have much else to do than wait. There was nothing to do on board except to eat, sleep and wait. I got pretty badly drenched during the storm. A huge comber made a leap for me and broke right over me, spilling a few tons of water on top of me. It was a soaker, sure enough, and I didn't dry out until several days afterward. I had only one suit of clothes with me and they were on my back so they had no chance to dry. I slept in them to keep them warm. A life on the ocean wave is a gay thing. It is awful nice to be spun around like a cork and then see-sawed up and down with a possibility of touch- ing bottom. The heel over from side to 163 side is also very funny, for there is a good chance of being shot overboard when the ship jams suddenly away over. You hold on wondering whether the ship is going to right herself or not. If she does, you're in luck, and if she don't it's good-bye Lisa Jane. How many ships do tip over? Several thousand of them every year. Luckily, the Furnessia wasn't one of the unlucky ones this trip. The worst that hap- pened to me was a bad scare and a shower-bath. Maybe the water wasn't cold when that wave struck me ! Ugh ! It knocked the wind out of me for a moment and I didn't know where I was at. I dripped like a drowned rat and when my fellow passengers saw me they roared. On Tuesday morning of the second week we saw the shores of Europe. We had now been out about ten days. I have read that Columbus and his crew felt pretty good when they saw land again after their eventful voyage but I'll bet a dollar to a doughnut they didn't feel half as good as I felt when I saw land again. I was more than pin- 164 ing to see it. Ten days of sloppi- ness was a whole lot for me. If there is any fun wandering around with one's clothing sticking to one's back I fail to see it. I was feeling all right and my general health was good, but the lack of sleep and the fetid odors down below helped to daze me. I was in a sort of pipe dream and hardly knew whether I was afoot or on horseback. There was land ahead, though, and I felt like shouting. The land ahead of us was the coast of Ireland and it looked good to me. The name of Ireland was familiar to me since my boyhood days, and I had seen Irishmen on the stage and off it, had heard songs sung about it and had heard it spoken of a million times. Here was the real thing right before me. I became mightily interested in it as did almost everyone else. The Irish passengers aboard, and there were plenty of them, became frantic with joy. Ireland surely is a beautiful country. Rocky headlands we saw, capes, bays, towering mountains in the background, green trees and farms. An 165 air of romance seemed to hang over the place and the blue skies of the spring above looked down on it kindly. We steered straight in for the shore and then sailed northward along the coast. We kept off shore only a few miles. When we got to Tory Island we steamed between it and the mainland, and had a close view of this little islet. It was only a mile or two long with a quaint looking light-house at one end of it and a vegetable garden in bloom near by. Those green things growing, how they did entrance me! At the other end of the isle were rocks that towered up higher than the masts of our ship, and they were scarred, seamed and causewayed by the elements. They had taken the strangest shapes imaginable. We steamed through the strait be- tween the island and the mainland swiftly, for though the strait was nar- row the channel was deep; then we skirted southward along the east coast of Ireland until we came to a broad bay, where we anchored. This bay was shallow close in to the shore, so 166 we anchored far out. On the shore was the town of Moville, where the Irish passengers were to disembark for points in Ireland. A little tender came steaming up and when she was loaded with baggage and passengers, there was hardly room enough to swing a cat in but as the Irish passengers were happy, we had no kick coming. The warm-hearted Irish, bade us farewell with many a thrown kiss and handker- chief flutter. They were off. So we were soon, for Scotland. The scenes along the east coast of Ireland were no whit inferior to those on the west coast. It did not take us long to reach Scot- land, where the scenery was enchant- ing. Words are entirely inadequate to give one a proper idea of it. To be ap- preciated it must be seen and felt, for reading about it don't do much good. Here, right before us, were the High- lands of Scotland and many a place famous in song and story. In due course of time we reached the Firth of Clyde and anchored off Green- ock. This was the disembarking point 167 for all the passengers. A little steamer shot out from Greenock and landed us, bag and baggage, at the Princess Pier, which reminded me somewhat of a Mis- sissippi levee, for it was stone paved and sloping. On the pier cabbies stood about, touching their hats respectfully, but saying never a word. They were seeking "fares," and giving us the tip noiselessly. Newsboys were there, too, yelling in strange accents, "Morning Nip!" "Daily Bladder," etc., and some of them when they got on to my pres- ence and saw that I was a greenhorn, made loud uncomplimentary remarks about me in language that I couldn't understand. This rather embarrassed me, for I didn't like to be made a show of. Them kids ought to have got a kick in the pants for their freshness but the more you fool with some kids the worse they get, so I just walked on minding my business and said nothing. All we third-raters were steered into the custom house where the baggage was to be examined. It didn't take the authorities long to examine mine. A quiet, lynx-eyed official asked me where 168 m y baggage was and when I told him I hadn't any, he jerked his head upward and backward, giving me a quiet hint to skip. I waited a few moments and then followed some of the other passengers to the railroad station, which was close by. Our destination was Glasgow, and Greenock was twenty-five miles distant, so we were compelled to make the rest of the journey by rail. When I entered the railroad station I stood stock still for a moment and stared. On one side of the station was a blank wall and on the other a "buffet/' waiting-room, ticket office, "luggage" room and telegraph office. What stumped me was the cars and locomo- tive. The cars were stage-coaches strung on wheels with no bumpers to speak of; no blind baggage, no brake- beams, no nothing. Where was a fel- low to ride when he was beating his way? One couldn't beat it in any shape, form or manner. To say that I was dis- appointed won't express my feelings. I was totally discouraged. I felt like go- ing back home again on the return trip of the Furnessia but I didn't have the 169 price. I had less than fifteen dollars in my possession and was up against it. I had no idea how big a country Scotland was or how the walking would be, so I did some pretty lively thinking. I now remembered what Little Billy had told me and found out that he had told me the truth. No, there was no way of "beating it" on those kind of cars. I mixed in with the push on the plat- form and began looking for a comfort- able seat in a car. There were only two seats in a car, facing each other, and each seat was capable of holding four persons. Thus when there were eight persons in a coach it was full. I made a rush for a seat where I could view the scenery comfortably, and after the coaches were all filled and "all set," the doors were slammed shut, somebody outside blew a tin-horn and with a rat- like squeak from the engine we were off. The engine had seemed like a toy to me but she was speedy and powerful and could go like a streak. Away we clattered through tunnels, past fields and meadows, villages and towns. The scenery looked mighty foreign-looking 170 to me and I was uneasy. I sure felt that I wasn't at home. On our right hand side as we sped up to Glasgow were the fields and meadows I just spoke of, and on the other side was a bare prairie through which wound the river Clyde. Along the banks of the Clyde were ship- yards which are famous the world over. I believe these shipyards are so famous because ships can be built cheaper and better there than anywhere else. To be a Clyde-built ship is usually a recom- mendation. The scenery was interest- ing and would have been more so had I been happier. I was still half-dazed from the want of sleep during ten nights on board ship, my clothes didn't feel right on me from the soaking they had got and then the disappointment of not being able to "beat it," affected me, too. But it was all in the game, so I had no kick coming. After journeying about an hour we came upon the town of Paisley, which has been famous for centuries for the manufacture of "Pais- ley shawls." Large spool-cotton fac- tories we could see in the place too, and 171 it seemed to be a city of some size and consequence. In a little while after that we rushed into St. Enoch's station, Glasgow. This was our jumping-off place. The station was a very large and fine one, almost as much so as the Grand Central Sta- tion in New York. To judge from the station, Glasgow must be a sizeable place, for it was first-class in every re- spect and right up to date. CHAPTER VIII. GLASGOW. "All out for Glasgow," was the cry r so out we tumbled. I made my way out of the station and soon found myself upon the street, where I stood perplexed and bewildered. It seemed to me I had landed in some other world. Everything was so differ- ent — the houses, the stores, the streets, the sidewalks, the driveways, the peo- ple, the vehicles, the dogs, the horses, the skies, the clouds, everything. How or 172 where will I begin to describe these things? I have a pretty big contract on my hands, one that I am unequal to. I had never seen so many Scotch peo- ple in a bunch before and had no idea there were so many alive. There were thousands of them, tens of thousands of them. If Glasgow hasn't got a mil- lion of people then I miss my guess sad- ly. Scotchmen till you can't rest, any- where and everywhere. Even the names on all the stores were Scotch. There was MacPherson and Blair, MacTevish, MacDonald, Brown, Alexander, Mac- Feely. Shetland ponies came trotting by that were about knee-high to a grass- hopper and though so small they dragged after them carriages in which were seated grown persons. Why, a grown man could have picked up pony, rig and all, and carried them. I felt like telling the people in those rigs to get out and walk, and not disgrace themselves by making such a little crea- ture in the shape of a horse drag them about. Oh, my! Oh, my! What queer things a fellow can see. 173 Here came a two-wheeled cart clat- tering along which was hauled by a melancholy-looking little donkey and it was called a "sweet-milk cart." I kept my eyes peeled to see if a "sour-milk" cart would come along, but I didn't see any. They designate their stores in a curi- ous way. A butcher shop is called a "flesher's," a furnishing goods store is called a "haberdashery," a dry goods store a "draper's," etc., etc. Say, pardner, pinch me, will you? I wonder whether I am alive. By this time I had stopped gazing standing still, and walked along, for the people were getting on to the fact that I was a greenhorn. My dress and appearance, and the way I stared gave me away. As I walked along unsteadily, still feeling that the ship was under me, I saw things. The houses were of gray stone several stories in height, with tall chimney tiles on top all in a cluster; stores on the ground floor and dwellings overhead. Nearly all of them had man- sard roofs. They were nearly all alike and their exterior seemed plain and dull 174 to me. But the stores riveted and held my attention. They were rather dingy, but the show windows were fitted up fine. Here was a fish store in the win- dow of which were displayed salmon, grilse, lemons, plaice, megrins, haddock, cod, herrings; labels upon the platters designating what they were. In a candy store I saw toffie balls, chocolate bouncers, pomfret cakes, voice pastiles, and frosty nailrods. I laughed and wondered if they had any railroad spikes and rails. Frosty nailrods and bouncers, hey! Well, I was getting a pretty good show for my money. I looked into a tobacco store and there I saw a vast array of cigars, tobacco and smokers' articles. The brands of tobacco had curious names, such as Baillie Nicol Jarvey, Starboard Navy, Tarn O'Shanter, Aromatic Mixture, English Birdseye and many others. The tobacco and cigars were dear, tobacco being eight cents an ounce, and funny- looking cigars four cents each. In the clothing store windows I noticed clothes made of excellent cloth in all varieties, that sold for eight and ten dollars the 175 suit. They were fine and made me feel sad, for I hadn't the price to buy one, though I needed a suit badly. Shoes, too, were cheap and good. The windows of all the stores were heaped to profusion with goods, and it seemed to me there was more stock in the windows than there was in the stores. The wares were displayed very temptingly with a price tag on everything. The jewelry dis- played was more than tasteful, I thought; I wanted a few diamonds aw- ful bad. I wandered along Argyle street, which seemed a broad and busy thor- oughfare. The sidewalks were jammed and so was the roadway. I sauntered along slowly, taking in the circus, for it was better than a circus to me. It was a continuous performance. Lots of people gazed at me, nudged each other and made remarks, but I couldn't catch what they said. Probably they took me for some animal that had escaped from a menagerie. I wasn't caring, though, what they thought. I was having as much fun out of them as they were hav- ing out of me. I saw so many queer 176 sights that I couldn't describe a tithe of them. Many fine people drove by in fine rigs, and some of these wealthy ones were probably out on shopping expedi- tions. There were grand ladies and gentlemen in multitudes, and I figured it out that wealth and nobility must be pretty prevalent in Scotland. Many of the ladies were beauties of the blond type and the gentlemen were well- dressed and elegant in appearance. They carried theftiselves nobly and proudly and seemed stern yet manly. The ladies surely were engaging and I noticed several of them alight from mov- ing street cars gracefully. They didn't wait for the car to stop, but swung off, alighting in the right direction every time. Had they been American ladies it is more than likely they would have landed on top of their heads. The Glas- gow ladies have mastered the trick, all right, and mastered it well, for you can't down them, nohow. As I sauntered along slowly, two young girls came along with plaid shawls thrown over their shoulders and when they got near me one of the girls 177 collapsed and fell on the sidewalk. None of the crowd stopped, whereat I won- dered, but I stopped to see what the trouble was. If the girl wasn't as full as a goat you may smother me. She must have been imbibing too much hot Scotch. The girl was in her teens, and quite pretty, and so was her companion. I felt sorry that so young and pretty a girl would make a spectacle of herself, so I strode up and asked if I could be of any assistance. The fallen one glared at me and the one standing on her feet trying to help her companion stared at me. My American accent may have been too much for her for she made no reply. I remained standing there, whereupon the sober one got angry and turned on me with the remark: "Did yer never see ah lassie fou?" From her indignant tones and man- ner I saw that she was huffy, so I made tracks in a hurry, for I wasn't looking for trouble. After seeing as much as I wanted to of Argyle Street, I walked toward the embankment of the Clyde River, which I could see not far away, and had a 178 look at the shipping. The ships were as curious to me as everything else I saw in Glasgow, for they were distinctly for- eign-looking and odd. Glasgow seemed a great port, for there were ships of all nations there. The banks along the water front were high and walled up with stone, forming fine promenades. Quite a number of very fine bridges spanned the stream and they must have cost a lot of money. They were of stone, iron and wood, and were equal to struc- tures of their kind anywhere. I no- ticed that the water was of a dark choc- olate color, which means — mud. The stream isn't very broad, but it is deep. I was speaking of the vessels! Well, they took my time. I had read of low, black-hulled, rakish crafts in pirate stories and these looked like them. Won- der if they were pirates? I didn't go aboard any of them to investigate. Along the water front street opposite the embankment were hotels, stores, lodging-houses, ship-outfitting estab- lishments, taverns, inns, and all manner of places catering to seafaring men. All of them seemed curiosity shops to me. 179 My little pen isn't able to describe them. What's the use of trying? I came upon a spot called for short and sweet "The Broomielaw," which was a section of the water front given up to the landing of "up-country" steamboats, which came down the vari- ous lochs, rivers, bays, "the Minch," and other waters of northern Scotland, and it was more than interesting to observe the little steamers when they came in. They were laden with cattle and people from the Highlands and else- where, and with produce and merchan- dise. Many of the people were dressed in togs that I never saw outside of a comic opera show and when cattle were unloaded from these long, narrow pirat- ical-looking craft I had more fun watch- ing them than I ever had in my life before. The cattle were mostly black like the ships, and a whole lot of tail- twisting and Scotch language had to be used before they would take the hint and go ashore. They didn't like the looks of things and bucked. The sights of the city bewildered them, no doubt, for they were used to quieter scenes. The cow- 180 boys had on Tarn O'Shanter caps and wore not describable togs. They punched the cattle, twisted their tails and shouted words that the cattle may- be could understand, but I couldn't Highland Scotch was too high for my nut. Excursion boats came to the Broomie- law and dumped their passengers on the landing from the Harris, Skye, Storm- away, Fladda, the Dutchman and all the other places so renowned in Scot- tish stories. After dumping one lot of passengers and freight they took an- other load back to the same places. Had I had the price I would have gone up country sure, for there are a whole lot of things to be seen up that way. But by this time it was nearing noon and I was getting hungry, so I concluded that a good, square meal would do me good. The Broomielaw and the other places weren't going to run away, and I would have plenty of opportunities of seeing them. 181 CHAPTER IX. GETTING A SQUARE MEAL. I drifted along Salt Market Street and then came upon a street which, for want of a better name, was called San- chiehall Street, in the neighborhood of which I saw a restaurant called the "Workingman's Restaurant," on the side-wall of which was painted in large letters the following bill of fare : Tea, 2 cents. Coffee, 2 cents. Porridge and milk, 2 cents. Sandwiches, 2 and 4 cents. Eggs, 2 cents. Ham and eggs, 16 cents. Broth, 2 cents. Pea soup, 2 cents. Potato soup, 2 cents. Beefsteak pudding, 4 cents. . Sausage, 2 cents. Collops, 4 and 6 cents. Dessert puddings, 2 cents. Fish suppers, 8 and 12 cents. Tripe suppers, 8 and 12 cents. 182 The bill of fare and the prices looked good to me and I concluded that this would be my dining place. In front of the restaurant were two large show windows in one of which was displayed all kinds of bakery goods, such as large flapjacks, big as elephant ears, labeled "scones." They looked like flapjacks to me, but were bigger and thicker, and could be had for two cents each. One of them was enough for a square meal. I wanted something bet- ter than that, though, just then. There were big biscuits in the window, too, cakes of various kinds, tarts, etc. In the other window were huge joints of beef and mutton, meat pies, hog-meat in various shapes and styles, and other dainties. My teeth began to water as I eyed the display and a drop trickled down my chin. "Lemme see, now; what'll I tackle?" says I to myself. Some of the hog meat looked good to me and so did the beef and mutton. I was willing to spend two bits or so for a good square meal. While I stood gaz- ing and deliberating a young girl with 183 a shawl around her shoulders came up to me and addressed me : "Hoo air ye?" asked she. I thought she had made a mistake and had taken me for someone she knew, so I asked her if she wasn't mistaken in the person. Either she did not under- stand pure English or else she did not want to, for she kept up the conversa- tion. It didn't take me long to catch on to the fact that she was bent on making a mash. She didn't know me from Adam, nor I her. She was light haired and pretty, and had a slight, graceful figure, which was not well hidden by a shawl, which she kept opening and clos- ing in front of her. I concluded that I was in for joy the first thing. To tell the real, honest truth, I wasn't hanker- ing for fun just then, for I was too hungry, but of course it wouldn't do to be discourteous to a stranger, and a pretty one at that. To her inquiry how I was, I told her "Tiptop," which she didn't seem to understand. She did catch on to it, though, that I was a stranger. "Where'd ye come from, the noo?" 184 "The noo, the noo," thinks I. "What does she mean by that?" I caught on suddenly. "Oh, I just landed this morn- ing from New York. "Ho, yer a Yankee, then?" says she. "No, I'm not," answered I. "I'm a Westerner." "Ooh eye, ooh eye," repeated she twice, as if she didn't understand. "What air ye going to do in Glesgie?" asked she in clear, bell-like accents. She came up pretty close to me and now I could detect from her breath that she had been indulging in Scotch bug-juice. This displeased me. I gave her a hint that I had had no dinner and that I was pretty hungry, but it was evident that something stronger than a hint would be needed to cut me loose from her. She began to coax and then suddenly she called me a bully. That got me off. I told her in pretty plain language that she was a trifle fresh and that I hadn't said or done anything to warrant her in calling me names. She didn't under- stand what I said, but I guess she could tell from my manner that I was angry, so her soft eyes gazed down to the 185 ground sadly. I excused myself, left her and went into the restaurant. The unexpected interview had agitated me somewhat, but I soon got over it. The front part of the restaurant was a sort of store, where .edibles were dis- played on counters and which could be bought and carried away, or eaten on the premises, as one chose. The rest of the apartment was divided off into cab- inets having sliding doors to them. In each cabinet was a rough wooden table with backless, wooden benches, close up to it, and on either side of it. The cabi- net wasn't big enough to turn around in, but it served the purpose for which it was built. A young waitress came to the cabinet I had chosen as my retreat and asked me what I would have. When she heard my foreign accent it was all she could do to keep from sniggering. I asked for pea soup for the first course. It was brought to me and it was nice. While eating it, the door slid back quietly, and who do you think entered it? Guess! Til bet you never could guess. Why, it was no one else than the young girl who had 186 addressed me outside the restaurant. She had probably watched from the out- side and seen in which cabinet I had gone and there she was, large as life. Tell me Scotch girls aren't cute. For a moment I was so flabbergasted you could have knocked me down with a feather, but I soon recovered my equanimity. The girl asked me if she might sit down beside me. What could I say? Of course, I said yes. I kept on eating my soup and cogitated. If this was the cus- tom of the country I didn't like it. Where I came from strangers were not in the habit of inviting themselves to dinner. The lassie (that's what girls are called in Scotland) chinned away to me, but I didn't understand her, nor did I care to very much just then. After the pea soup had disappeared I asked the lassie if she was hungry and she gave me to understand that she was not. Probably she had only come in for a social chat. The waitress soon came in again and sniffed scornfully when she saw my companion there. She probably took me 187 for a naughty man. All this goes to show how a poor, innocent fellow can get into trouble when he isn't looking for it. I next ordered some roast mutton, potatoes and bread and butter. To the waitress's inquiry what I would drink I said "Water." The lassie looked at me reproachfully. I divined that -she wouldn't have ordered water. While I ate the lassie chinned and seemed to stick to me as faithfully as a Dutch uncle to a rich relative. I don't think that she was fully aware of what she was doing or saying. After I had finished the second course, the waitress made her appear- ance again and wanted to know what further would be wanted. I told her, nothing, whereupon she began to gather up the dishes and her manner pro- claimed that the cabinet might be want- ed for the next customer. I took the hint and withdrew and- the lassie fol- lowed me out. Outside of the restaurant the lassie gave me a gentle hint that she knew of a snug place where we could have "a little smile" together, but I 188 wasn't drinking just then and told her so. I was leery of her, in fact. How did I know who she was or what her little game was. I didn't know the language of the country, the laws, the customs or anything, so I proposed to proceed carefully. I shook the lassie firmly but politely as soon as I could and went my way. CHAPTER X. GLASGOW GREEN (or Common.) I concluded to go down toward the Clyde again but had some difficulty find- ing my way, for the streets were tortu- ous and winding, though quaint and old- fashioned. I had seen pictures of such streets on the stage and in plays. After much walking I came upon a thorough- fare called Stockwell Street which led direct to the quays. I walked to the Albert Bridge and contemplated its strength and solidity, and then walked in the direction of a park which I saw not far distant. I was informed by 189 someone whom I asked that this was the Glasgow Common, or Green. The park, I should judge, is about two miles long by about half a mile wide, and is almost destitute of trees or plants. It is, in fact, nothing more than a bare public playground fitted up with tennis courts, cricket grounds, apparatus for gymnastic exercises, swings, a music- stand, etc. It surely is an interesting spot. The walks are long and numer- ous, resting-places are plentiful and near the river is a building used by the Humane Society — a hospital, most like- ly. A little way in from the entrance is a fountain that is worth describing. The "Glesgie" people seem to have a grudge against it for some reason or other, but it is a nice and elaborate work of art for all that. It is a large structure with a broad basin and many other basins that diminish in diameter as they near the top. The top basin is quite small. Around the largest basin are groups of life-sized figures repre- senting the various races of man, such as Africans, Asiatics, Europeans, Aus- tralians and Americans. The figures 190 are exceedingly well done. On the top- most pinnacle of the fountain is a heroic image of Lord Nelson, the great English Admiral. I thought the whole work was a most elaborate and fine one. Being tired, I sat down on a bench to rest. There were not very many people in the park just then and I had a good view of everything. Clear over on the other side of the park there wasn't a single person to be seen except a couple that sat on a bench making love in strenuous fashion. It was a workingman and a lassie. Did you ever watch a calf when it sucks its mother, how it makes a grab for a teat, rest awhile, then make another grab? That is the way that man made love. Suddenly he would throw his arm around the girl's waist, press her to him, then let go and take a breathing spell. The lassie sat quiet taking it all in and saying never a word. In a few minutes the man would make another grab, take a fresh hold and then let go again. It was a queer way of making love, I thought. The couple wasn't bashful a bit and evidently didn't care who saw 191 them. I thought to myself that I wouk have to find some lassie to give me a f ew lessons in the art of making love in Scotch fashion, for I wasn't on to the game at all. After a good long rest I strolled through the city to see some more of it. It was quiet in the park just then and nothing doing. I came upon the old Glasgow Cathe- dral which is by far the oldest structure in the city and the most thought of by Glasgowites, but I was not much im- pressed by it. It is a thousand years old or more, is great in extent, is sur- rounded by ample grounds and is made of stone. It contains flying buttresses and some other gim-crackery but the whole thing is rather plain, black and dull. Sir Walter Scott in one of his novels describes it faithfully, and if any one wants to know more about it I politely request them to look up Sir Wal- ter Scott. I ain't equal to the task of describing architecture in detail and such things. Not far from the Cathedral is the Necropolis, a very ancient burial 192 ground right in the heart of the city, almost. It is as ancient as the Cathe- dral; maybe. It is a pretty spot and I went all through it. It is built around a hillside and is of considerable extent. Along the street level are walks bor- dered by trees, shrubs and flowers, and as you ascend the hillside you will see elaborate tombs, monuments, shady nooks and bosky bowers. On the high- est portion of the rather steep and lofty hill a fine view of Glasgow may be had, and here lies buried, beneath a fine mon- ument, John Knox, the Reformer. The Scotch think a heap about Mr. Knox, but as I don't know much about him I can't say much. He must have been a wonderful man and he surely lies buried in a grand spot. As a rule I don't like to wander about in bone-yards, but as this one was so pretty I was impelled to do so. Let me say a few words about Glas- gow in a general way before I continue my story. Glasgow is the commercial metropo- lis of Scotland. It contains about 800,- 000 people, and in most respects is a 193 modern city. It is the center of art, finance and trade, and what New York is to the United States, Glasgow is to Scotland. There is much wealth, style and fashion there, the people are work- ers and full of business. Wholesale and retail establishments abound, ship- building yards are numerous, as are foundries and manufacturing shops of many kinds. Chief of all the great in- dustries in Glasgow is the ship-building. The business of the port of Glasgow is great and the volume of the shipping immense. These few pointers will re- veal to you that Glasgow is not a jay town by any means. CHAPTER XL HUNTING FOR A FURNISHED ROOM. As I said before, when I landed in Glasgow I had only a few dollars in my possession, therefore I deemed it wise to make them go as far as possible, for I didn't know what I was up against or 194 how I would get along. The country was strange and new to me, I didn't know a soul this side the water, I knew nothing of the ways of the country or the people, and hadn't the faintest idea as yet how I was going to get through the country. That I could not beat my way I had already learned, and as I am not very partial to hiking it over long dis- tances, I cogitated. But what was the use of thinking or worrying? Didn't I have some money in my inside pocket? Of course I had, and it was time enough to worry when I was broke. "Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof," has always been my motto, and I had been on the turf long enough to know that there is always some way out of a scrape when one gets into it. What was the next event on the pro- gram? I had dined and seen consid- erable of the city and it was "more bet- ter" that I go and look up a furnished room. I had to have some place to sleep and the cheapest and most comfortable way, I thought, was to rent a room in a private family. I have slept in lodging houses time without number but they 195 are too public and sometimes too noisy. For a good, honest sleep give me a pri- vate dwelling. I knew that I was look- ing shabby but good clean money looks good to a whole lot of people. I wandered through Buchanan and Argyle Streets, the Trougate and Gal- lowgate Street, but couldn't find a "To Let" sign anywhere. This kind of stumped me. I asked some one if there were no furnished rooms to let in Glas- gow and he informed me that there were lots of them but that I would have to look in the upper stories of the houses for the signs. I did so but saw very few of them. I tackled the first place where I saw one. It was in a three-story building along the Trougate and the structure didn't look good to me. There was a narrow, stone-paved hallway leading through the building and at the rear of it was a cork-screw-like stair- way that wound upward. The hallway was as dim and dark as a dungeon and made me feel funny. But I was there for a purpose so there was no use get- ting scared of bugaboos. Up, the stair- way I went, slowly and cautiously, keep- 196 ing my eyes peeled for obstructions. I came to the first landing, where there was a single strongly made wooden door. I saw a knocker on the door and rapped at it rather faintly for admit- tance. An elderly woman came to the door and demanded to know what 1 wanted. I told her I was looking for a furnished room. From my accent she gathered that I was a foreigner for she asked at once: "Yer a furriner, ain't ye?" I can't describe the Scotch accent just right for it ain't my language, but I will try to set down what the lady said to me as well as I can. "Yes, ma'am," said I; "I arrived from New York today." "Yer a Yankee, I believe." "No, ma'am," responded I, "I'm a •Westerner." This evidently puzzled the lady for she murmured "Ooh eye! ooh eye!" in the same tone somewhat as the boozy lassie at the Workingman's Restaurant had done. "What, will ye be doin' in Glasgie?" asked the lady. 197 I was stumped for a moment. I as- sured her I was going to look for a job. "What's yer trade?" "Oh, I work at anything," I an- swered. "Ah, then yer jack of all trades and maister of none." I assured the lady that was about the size of it and she then asked me how much I wanted to pay for a room. I told her about a dollar a week. As things were cheaper on this side of the water than on the other side, I figured it out that I ought to get things at about half price. Evidently the lady didn't think so, for she scanned me scornfully and wanted to know if I took her place for a tramp's lodging house. That was putting it rather plain which caused me to kind of wilt. I assured the landlady I had no such idea. I asked her what she charged for a room and she said two dollars and a half per week. Too much for yours truly, I thought, and told her so. We couldn't make a deal so I groped my way down stairs and tried my luck elsewhere. Rents probably were high in that part of the city so I crossed the 198 Clyde and wandered into the Gorbals district. This is a section of the city inhabited by the poorer classes of work- ing people and I had my eye on it while wandering along the Broomielaw. I saw warehouses along the waterfront over there and stone-paved streets full of houses. The houses were ancient-look- ing and grimy but I would probably find what I sought there. The first house I entered in that dis- trict had the same kind of a hallway with a spiral stairway at the end of it as the house I had been in on the other side of the river, and when I rapped at the door on the first floor a lady an- swered the summons. When I told her that I wanted a furnished room she wanted to know how much I was willing to pay. She did not tell me her price but wanted to size up my pile. Her little racket wouldn't work. I told her that if she had a room that suited me and if the price was right we could make a deal, otherwise not. Whereupon she opened her hall door, let me in and led me to a fair-sized room and asked me how I liked it. It contained a table, sofa 199 and two chairs, but nothing else. I told her I wanted a bed-room, not a sitting- room. "This is a bed-room/' said she, open- ing a closet in the room in which was a bunk. Holy Jerusalem ! What did the lady take me for ; a Chinaman, to put me in a china closet? Nay, nay, Pauline! I'm no Chinaman. Here was another case where the deal fell through. I like plenty of fresh air and light where I sleep when I can get it, and enough room to kick in. Here there was none of these things. I kept a-moving. I came to a house opposite a theater where I met two young ladies who occupied a flat and had a spare room. I believe they were actresses. They told me that their va- cant room was rented by an actor who was now making a tour of the cities and that they didn't know just when he would be home. In the meanwhile I could occupy his room if I wished and when the actor returned I could share the room with him. I did not feel as if I would like to sleep with an actor, for 200 he might have been a snorer or a high kicker, and I didn't know when he would be back anyway. That sort of an arrangement did not suit me. No deal was made here, either. The next place I went to and where I finally located, was a flat occupied by an old man and his daughter. The father was over seventy years of age and the daughter about thirty. They rented me a neat room for one dollar a week which contained an ample bed, chairs, rocker, a wash-stand, soap, towel, a window, lace curtains and a shade. My patience and perseverance had been rewarded at last. As soon as my landlady left me I stripped and took a wash from head to foot, the first good clean-up I had since I left New York. It was great. I rented the room for a week and con- cluded to hike out of town when the week was up. During the week that I remained in this house I became quite well acquainted with the old man and his daughter and learned that he was from the north of Ireland and that his wife who was dead had been Scotch. The daughter, therefore, was half-and- 201 half. She was an amiable, good-tem- pered young woman, though far from pretty, and the devotion she showed to her father astonished me. He wasn't in the best of health and often was crabbed and cross, but no matter how crusty he was the daughter petted and humored him, and crowed and goo-ed and gaa-ed to him and never got out of patience. She treated him as a mother does her child and never wearied of soothing him. The old man didn't seem to ap- preciate these attentions for his daugh- ter got no thanks from him and not even a kind word. One day when the daughter had gone out on an errand the father suspected that she was in my room, so he rushed into my room, looked under the bed and into the corners to see if she were there. The old man had not the slightest reason or cause to sus- pect his daughter and I watched his maneuvers with anger but said nothing. He deserved a good tongue-lashing and I felt like giving it to him but his great age held me back. Had he been a younger man I would have told him what I thought of him in short order. 202 CHAPTER XII. DANCING IN THE GREEN. I slept well that night, better than I had slept since I left New York, for there was nothing to disturb me. A good rub down and a good night's rest had done me a world of good. Those who have traveled know what my feel- ings were. After a cheap breakfast in a Municipal Restaurant, where I had two big, thick slices of bread with ex- cellent butter and a cup of good coffee for two cents, I bummed around the Clyde again, taking in the sights. I liked Glasgow first rate. The people were as friendly and sociable as they were out West, and their accent and ways were a never-ending source of in- terest to me. Everything that I saw in- terested me, for it was all so new and strange. No one can have .the faintest idea what there is to be seen abroad un- less he or she goes there and hears and sees for himself. Word-pictures are in- adequate to give one a proper idea, for there is something even in a foreign at- 203 mosphere that must be felt before it can be appreciated. I bought a morning paper and sat down on a bench along the embankment to read it. It was interesting from start to finish with nothing "yellow" about it. The articles were written in an able, scholarly way, and besides giv- ing the news there were columns devot- ed to giving useful hints, such as "Mas- ter and Man/' "Husbands and Wives/' and such like things, that were well to know. They were in the shape of "An- swers and Queries/' somewhat. Even the advertisements were interesting to me but "The Want" ads were mostly incomprehensible, for there were too many Scotch colloquialisms in them. I saw an announcement in the paper stat- ing that there would be dancing in the Green that afternoon, and I concluded instantly that I would take it in. It was to be a free show and when there is any- thing of that sort going on you may count me in, every time. In the meanwhile I just loafed around the banks of the Clyde, watching them load and unload vessels, taking in the 204 foreigners' ways of doing things, peer- ing into the shop-windows along the water-front, etc. The time passed quick- ly enough. I wasn't homesick a -bit but felt right at home. There was some- thing about the people and the place that made me feel quite at home. After dinner, at about two o'clock, I strolled into the Green. People were slowly sauntering into it in groups, and walking up toward the music stand where the dancing was to be done. The music stand was about half a mile from the park entrance. It was early, so I sat down on a bench and made myself comfortable. Little boys came along handing out programs and I secured one of them. Here is what it said : Glasgow Green. No. 1 — March ; Glendaurel Highland- ers. No. 2 — Strathspey ; Marquis of Hunt- ley. No. 3— Reel; The Auld Wife Ayont the Fire. No. 4 — March ; Brian Boru. No. 5 — Strathspey ; Sandy King. 205 No. 6 — Reel; Abercairney High- landers. No: 7 — Dance; Reel o' Tullock. No. 8— Waltz; The Pride of Scotland. No. 9 — Highland Fling. No. 10 — March; Loch Katrine High- landers. No. 11 — Strathspey; When You Go to the Hill. No. 12 — Reel; Over the Isles to America. No. 13 — Dance; Sword Dance. No. 14— March; 93d's Farewell to Edinburgh. No. 15 — Strathspey; Kessock Ferry. No. 16— Reel; Mrs. McLeod's. No. 17 — Slow March; Lord Leven. Choir. No. 1 — Glee; Hail, Smiling Morn. No. 2— Part Song; Rhine Raft Song. No. 3 — Part Song ; Maggie Lauder. No. 4— Part Song; Let the Hills Re- sound. No. 5 — Scottish Medley, introducing favorite airs. No. 6— We'll Hae Nane But Hielan Bonnets Here. 206 No. 7— Part Song; Hail to the Chief. No. 8— Part Song; The Auld Man. No. 9 — Part Song ; Awake Aeolian Lyre. No. 10 — Part Song; Night, Lovely Night. No. 11 — God Save the King. The program was a good long one and sure looked good to me. I imagined there would be something doing. At about half past two there was a big crowd congregated about the music stand but as there were few seats near it most of the people had to stand. As I wanted to see all I could I min- gled with the throng and patiently wait- ed for the performance to begin. The band hadn't made its appearance yet and there was no one on the band stand. To relieve the tedium some of the young fellows who were in the crowd began to chaff some of the lassies in a flirty way. Three pretty girls in a group were the especial tareet of the laddies. If I could only get oif the Scotch right I would jot down some of their badinage for it was very amusing, to me, at least, but I couldn't do the theme justice. 207 After what to me seemed an inter- minable long wait we heard some yell- ing and snarling away down toward the entrance of the park I took to be dog- fighting. Too bad it was so far away, for anything would have been agreeable just then to relieve the monotony, even a dog-fight. I noticed the people near the entrance scattering to either side of the walk and forming a lane through which to give the dogs a show. The yelping and snarling came nearer and finally I perceived that it was a band of men approaching dressed in High- land costume and playing the bagpipes. I had heard the bagpipes played many a time and knew what they were but I had never heard a whole lot of them played at once. I now knew that it wasn't a dog-fight that had caused the noise. The bag-pipers came along quickly with long strides, their heads erect, stern of visage with petticoats flying from side to side like those of a canteen-girl when she marches with her regiment. The men were husky fel- lows, broad-shouldered, lithe and ac- tive, but they wore no pants. Th<* 208 whole lot of them were bare-legged and upon their heads was perched a little plaid cap with a feather in it, and over their shoulders was thrown a plaid shawl. Stockings came up to their knees, but their legs a little way further up beyond the stockings were entirely bare. Al- though there were lots of the girls pres- ent I didn't notice any of them blush at this exposure of the person. Maybe they were used to such spectacles. What tune do you think these High- landers were playing as they marched along? Nothing more nor less than — " Where, oh where has my little dog gone, Where, oh where can he be? With his hair cut short and his tail cut long, Where, oh where can he be?" This was a mighty nice little tune and I had heard it before, but I had never heard it played by such instru- ments.. The people liked the tune and seemed to like the Highlanders too, for when they went by, the people closed in after them in a solid body, and marched 209 behind them, a pushing, elbowing, struggling mass. When the music stand was reached the band did not go upon it but marched around it playing that same little old tune. I wondered why they didn't change it and play something else but as the crowd didn't kick there was no use of me kicking. They kept a march- ing and a marching around the stand for quite a little while but the tune never changed. The musicians took a good fresh hold on the air every min- ute or two, some note rising a little shriller than the others but that is all the variation there was. Do you want to know the honest truth? Well I wasn't stuck on the tune or the bag- pipes either. The noise they made would have made a dog howl. It was nothing but a shrieking, yelling, and squeaking. Call that music? From the pleased faces of the people you would have judged it was fine. After what seemed a coon's age the band quit playing and marching, and mounted the platform, upon which 210 they had been preceded by a lot of boys and girls who formed the choir. Number one on the program was a march, the Glendaurel Highlanders. I couldn't see anything in it except more marching to a different tune. The crowd seemed to like it and applauded frantically. There was a whole lot of pushing and shoving by the crowd in my neighborhood and I wasn't com- fortable at all. A sturdy dame behind me made herself especially obnoxious by wanting to get right up front and she didn't seem to care how she got there or who she shoved out of the way to accomplish her purpose. She dug her elbow into my side in no gentle fashion, and was bent on getting in front of me, whether I was agree- able or not. Well, she didn't make the riffle. I planted my elbow in her rib to see how she liked it. She scut- tled away from me then quickly enough. Number two on the program was Marquis of Huntley. I didn't know who the Marquis of Huntley was but evi- dently the crowd did for they went wild 211 over the tune and dancing. The danc- ing was fine, tip-top, but I can't say as much for the tune. The way them Highlanders could dance was a caution, for they were graceful and supple as eels. No flies on them. Number three was a corker, a reel called "The Auld Wife Ayont the Fire." There was something doing this time. The Highlanders turned them- selves loose and they hopped, skipped, jumped and yelled like a tribe of Sioux Indians on the war path. How they did carry on and how the crowd whooped it up in sympathy ! The whole push was frantic, Highlanders and all. My hair riz but I don't know why. If any one tells me that those bare-legged Highlanders can't dance I will surely tell them they are mistaken. They were artists and no mistake, every one of them. Brian Boru was the next event on the program, a march. I was getting tired of marches but the mob wasn't. They applauded the Brian Boru wildly and saw a whole lot in it that I couldn't see. 212 Number five was another strathspey, Sandy King. I was wondering who Sandy was and if he were a king, but I didn't like to ask questions. No use let- ting the "hoi-polloi" get on to it that I was a greenhorn. There might have been something doing had they known it, for it takes but a little thing to set a mob a-going. Next came a reel, Abercairney High- landers. I wondered how many differ- ent clans of Highlanders there were in Scotland. The woods seemed full of them. This was another wild Indian affair, worse than the first reel. Them chaps were good yellers and jumpers, and I think could hold their own with any wild Indian, no matter what tribe- he belonged to. Their lungs were leathery, their limbs tireless, and their wind excellent. The Reel of Tullock came next and then a waltz, "The Pride of Scotland." Both were excellent. Number nine was a Highland Fling. That was a great number. It aroused everyone to enthusiasm. I could not help but admire the grace of the danc- 213 ers. So quick they were, so unerring. Their wind was so good that I felt I would have hated to tackle any one of them in a scrap. Number thirteen was a sword-dance, danced by one man only. Crossed swords were laid on the platform and the highlander danced between them slowly, rapidly, any old way, and never touched. He never looked down while dancing, and how he managed to avoid these swords was a marvel to me. The sword blades were placed close together and the dance was kept up a long time. That chap was an artist of a high class, and could have made a whole lot of money on the stage had he chosen to do so. Maybe he was a celebrity in Glas- gow and Scotland. He never touched a sword. His dancing was marvelous. It was evident these Highlanders could do something besides squeezing wind out of a bag and playing "where, oh where." Yes, they were all right. Their performance was a good one and Worth anyone's while to see. When I re- turned to mv lodgings that evening I told my landlady that I had attended 214 the dance in the Green and she wanted to know how I liked it. I told her truly that it was the best I had ever seen. And it was, by long odds. CHAPTER XIII. TAKING IN A GLASGOW SHOW. The evening of my second day's stay in Glasgow I put in by taking in a show at the theater. It was the Gayety The- ater I intended to go to, where vaude- ville plays were given, but as the the- ater was a long distance from the Gor- bals District, I had some trouble finding it. The theatrical performances in Glasgow begin early, some at half-past five and some at six o'clock, and let out at about nine o'clock, which gives those so inclined a chance to go to bed early. The days were long at that season of the year, so that I arrived in front of the theater while the evening sun was still high in the heavens. The theater building was an immense one of stone and very lofty. In front of it was a 215 long line of people waiting to make a rush for good seats in the gallery, and I joined the throng. There was a good deal of rough horse-play among some of the fellows waiting there and a whole lot of chaffing. A chap behind me gave me a kick in the rump and tipped my hat over my eyes, which he deemed a very good joke. I didn't think it was and told him not to get too gay, where- upon he roared with laughter. He told his neighbors that they had a greenhorn among them, whereupon many in the crowd made life a burden for me for a while. They made all kinds of chaffing remarks, they jeered me, they hooted me and groaned. They were having a whole lot of fun at my expense but I never said another word, for what was the use? I was mad clear through, though. Had I only had a gang with me there might have been a different tale to tell. I was alone and friendless. A fellow thinks all kinds of things when a crowd gets after him. The line was growing longer rapidly, and before the doors were opened a couple of hundred people must have 216 been on the street waiting. As soon as the doors were opened there was a grand rush and scramble to secure tick- ets. I held my own in the push, though I was nearly suffocated and squeezed flat, but managed to secure a ticket after a little while, for which I paid twelve cents — six pence. Cheap enough if the show is any good. I rushed up the spiral stairway after the crowd, but before I got half way up I was obliged to stop and blow off steam. The steps were many and winding. I did not no- tice anyone else stopping for a breather which led me to conclude that the Scots are a long-winded race. Two or three times did I have to stop before I reached nigger-heaven, my destination. The gallery was so high up and so close to the ceiling that I could have touched the ceiling with my hand when standing up. Below, clear to the orchestra seats, or "pit," as it is called, was gal- lery after gallery. Some of these were divided off into queer contrivances called "stalls." To me the stalls seemed like huge dry-goods boxes, with the part facing outward, toward the stage, open, 217 from the middle to the top. The lower part was boarded in. They were queer- looking contrivances, and the people in them looked as if they were caged. The stalls were supposed to be private and exclusive — in a word, private boxes. Some little boys in livery were wan- dering about on the various floors cry- ing out "Program" with the accent on the first syllable, and as I wanted one, I hailed a boy who gave me one and charged me a penny for it (two cents). Printing must be dear in Glasgow, I thought, to charge a fellow two cents for a printed piece of paper. I said nothing but scanned the program. Here is what it said : No. 1 — La Pnits d 'Amour, Ralfe; Band. No, 2 — Mr. John Robertson, Baritone Vocalist. No. 3 — Drew and Richards in their specialty act, Old Fashioned Times. No. 4 — Mr. Billy Ford, Negro Comedian. No. 5 — The Alaskas — Ben and Frank — Comic Hori- zontal Bar Experts. No. 6 — Mr. Edward Harris, London Comedian. No. 7 — Miss Josie Trimmer. Child Actress, and the Forget-me-nots, Vocalists and Dancers. 218 No. 8 — Selection, Yoeman of the Guard. No. 9 — Sallie Adams, American Serpentine Dancer. No. 10 — The Gees, in their Musical Oddity, Inven- tion. No. 11 — Collins and Dickens, in their Refined Specialty act. No. 12 — Mr. Charles Russell, Comedian and descrip- tive Vocalist. No. 13 — National Anthem. Quite a lengthy program this and it looked to me as if it might be good, es- pecially the Serpentine Dancer, who was a countrywoman of mine, and the darkies, who were probably country- men. After a moderate wait the lights were turned up, the orchestra tuned up and soon the band gave us a selection by Balfe called "La Puits d' Amour." I didn't know what "La Puits d' Amour" was but it didn't make any difference to me. It was some kind of music. The selection was a long one and the band sawed away at it as if they were never going to stop. It was so long drawn out in fact that my wits went a wool gather- 219 ing and I nearly fell asleep, for tedious music is apt to make me snooze. When the music stopped I woke up and was ready for business. The first event on the program was Mr. John Robertson, Baritone Vocalist. The band played a preliminary flour- ish when out walked Mr. Robertson dressed in a spike-tail coat, black vest and biled shirt. Hanging in front of his vest was a long, thick watch-chain which must have been a valuable one, for it looked like gold. Mr. Robertson sang a song and kept a hold on his watch chain. The song was hum-drum and so was Mr. Robertson's voice. Mr. Robertson made no great hit and when he left us he took his chain with him. Number two was Drew and Richards in their specialty act, "Old Fashioned Times." A lady and gent came upon the stage dressed in very old-fashioned garb, and sang. Just as soon as the lady opened her mouth to sing I knew she was a gentleman and she couldn't sing any more like a lady than I could. I have seen female impersonators on the stage 220 many a time and they carried out the illusion perfectly, but this chap wasn't in it at all. He gave me a pain. I wasn't sorry when this couple made their exit. Mr. Billy Ford, the Negro Comedian, next came to the front. Now there'll be a little something doing, anyway, thought I. Mr. Billy Ford was not a negro at all but a Britisher with a cockney ac- cent. Mavbe I wasn't astonished ! Holy Smoke ! He sang out bold as you please just as if he were singing like a darkey and the gallery gods went into ecstacies over him. They laughed, roared, and chirruped. They seemed to think a heap of Mr. Ford, but I felt like going some- where to lay off and die. A nigger with a cockney accent! Oh my! Oh my! Will wonders never cease? The comic horizontal bar experts, the Alaskas, were very tame turners, and to my view, anything but funny. I had seen better stunts than they performed in free shows on the Bowery at Coney Island. 22 L The sixth number on the program was Mr. Edward Harris, London Com- edian. Here at last was someone who could sing and act. Mr. Harris was from the London Music Halls and was evidently a favorite, for he was given a great reception. He was greeted with roars of welcome and shouts and calls from the gallery gods that seemed un- familiar and queer to me. Even the people in the pit and stalls applauded loudly. Mr. Harris turned himself loose and impersonated London characters in a way that brought forth the wildest enthusiasm. Some of the gods nearly died laughing at his comicalities and a man away down in the pit laughed out loud in such a way that it made me think of a dream I once had when I saw ghosts playing leap-frog over a grave- yard fence and having an elegant time of it. The noise this man made was a hieh sepulchral shriek like theirs. It was wild and weird. The comedian was first class and the audience was loath to let him go. They recalled him several times and he re- sponded. 222 Number seven was Miss Josie Trim- mer, child actress, and the two Forget- Me-Nots, vocalists and dancers. This was another tame affair for the two Forget-Me-Nots were Scottish lassies who got off coon songs with a Scotch accent and had acquired an improper idea of coon dancing. Their act was a caricature and a — well, never mind. It isn't right to be too critical. They were doing the best they could and were ap- preciated by the audience, so it may be well for me not to say too much. The next number was a selection by the band, " Yeoman of the Guard/' which was played after a long intermis- sion. I was getting rather weary by this time and had half a mind to go home, but I wanted to see the serpentine dancer, Sallie Adams, who was a coun- trywoman of mine. It seemed to me I hadn't seen a countryman or country- woman for a coon's a^e, and T felt as if I just couldn't fo until I saw Sallie. When the time came for Mis 5 ? Adams to appear on the stage, all the lights in the theater were turned out and a strong calcium light was thrown upon 223 the stage. Sallie hopped into view chipper as you please, never caring a whoop who saw her, countryman or for- eigner, and she began to throw diaph- anous folds of cheese-cloth all over her- self and around herself. Different col- ored lights were thrown upon her drap- eries as she danced, and the effect was thrilling and made my hair stand up. Sallie was all right. She was onto her job in good shape. Maybe I didn't ap- p ] aud? I roared, I stamped and whis- tled, and my neighbors must have thought I was clean off. The gorgeous spectacle reminded me of the Fourth of July at home, when sky-rockets go up with a hiss and a roar, Roman can- dles color the black skies, sissers chase through the air like snakes, bombs ex- plode and fall in stars of all colors. Siss! Boom! Ah! When Sallie made her exit I made mine, for I had got rny money's worth and was satisfied. 224 CHAPTER XIV. MR. ROBERT BURNS, THE POET. One thing that struck me very forc- ibly before I had been in Glasgow any length of time was the fact that the people thought a great deal of Mr. Burns, the poet. Streets and lanes were named after him, inns and taverns, shoes, hats, caps, clothing, tobacco, bum-looking cigars, bad whiskey, in fact his name was attached to all kinds of articles to make them sell, and in some cases merely as a mark of respect or affection. It was plain to the most casual ob- server that Mr. Burns was thought a great deal of. He had been dead a hun- dred years or more, yet his personality pervaded the place, and his picture was to be seen on signs, posters, in the stores and elsewhere. For Mr. Burns most Scotchmen will die, Scotch ladies sieh, Scotch babies cry, Scotch dogs ki-yi. He was a good-looking chap, and highly lifted, but the Door fellow died before he had reached his thirty-eighth 225 year, which was a national calamity. Had he lived there is no telling what he might have accomplished, for during the short span of his life he did won- derful things. He took the old Scotch songs that had been written before his day and gave them a twist of his own which improved them vastly, and made them immortal; he portrayed Scottish life in a way that no poet has ever imi- tated or will imitate maybe, and he loved his country deeply and fervently. His father was a rancher, and a pov- erty-stricken one at that, and the poet was born in a shack on the farm. The house was a little old one of stone, and a rich man of the day would have used it for a chicken house. In this house and in a china closet in the kitchen was born the greatest poet Scotland ever produced. When Bobbie grew up the old man set him a-plowing, and while at this work the boy composed rhymes which were so good that some of his friends induced him to print them. Old man Burns didn't see any good in the verses, for he knew more about poultry than he did about poetry, and told his 226 son to cut it out. Bobbie couldn't, for it just came natural. Before he was twenty-one the boy had written lots of good poetry and it was put in book form and printed at Kilmarnock, a town not far from his birthplace. The birthplace of the poet was on the farm near the town of Ayr, in Ayrshire, and that whole county (or shire) is now called "The Burns Coun- try/' because it was the poet's stamp- ing-ground. The poet knew lots of peo- ple throughout the county and his writ- ings have immortalized many a place in it. After his book had been printed he sprang into fame at once and was made much of by man, woman and child. Be- ing a good-looking chap, the girls began to run after him, and poor Burnsie had the time of his life. He wanted to steer clear of 'em, but he couldn't, for the girls liked and admired him too much. The result was that a few of them got into trouble, and soon some wild-eyed fathers and brothers went gunning for him. The fault was not the poet's wholly, for he couldn't have kept these girls away from him with a cannon. 227 To avoid such troubles in the future he finally married a blond, buxom young lassie called Jean Armour, by whom he had twins, the first rattle out of the box. Not long after that he had two at a throw again. Bobbie could do some- thing besides write poetry, evidently. He was a thoroughbred any way you took him, though the people at that time did not know it and did, not fully appre- ciate his great qualities. It was only after he had been dead a long time that the world fully realized his worth. At the present day they estimate him prop- erly and their affection and reverence for him are boundless. Some of his countrymen call him simply Burns, others call him Rabbie, and still others, "puir Rabbie," puir meaning poor. The country that he lived in, Ayrshire, is visited by a million strangers or more every year, who visit the shack he was born in and the places he made im- mortal by his writings. The shack has been fixed up and improved somewhat since he lived in it, and is now a sort of museum where are displayed various editions of the books, manuscripts and 228 other things, that once were his. Among the things is a walking-cane that a New York lawyer named Kennedy somehow got hold of. How Kennedy got the cane I don't know, but he returned it to the Burns collection in the cottage. Mr. Kennedy is a rare exception to New York lawyers in general, for they rare- ly return anything that they once get their hands on. Mr. Kennedy must have had a whole lot of regard for the great poet. Lots of people have never read any of Burns' poems. I wonder would they appreciate it if I showed them a few samples? I will not print the long ones, but only the shorter ones, for even they will show, I am sure, the greatness of "Puir Rabbie." As I said in a previous chapter, when I first set foot in Scotland it was at Greenock, about 25 miles from Glas- gow, where a tender took us ashore from the Furnessia. Greenock is quite a city, for it contains a good many fac- tories and other establishments, but the city has become famous the world over just because of one little circumstance 229 connected with the great poet, namely : A young girl named Highland Mary lived there who loved, and was beloved by the poet, and they were engaged to be married. Sad to relate, the young girl died while she was engaged to the poet, which saddened him considerably. Years afterward he married Jean Ar- mour. The poet wrote some lines to the memory of Highland Mary which al- most any Scotchman or Scotch lady can recite by heart. Here they are : HIGHLAND MARY. Ye banks and braes and streams around The Castle o' Montgomery, Green be your woods, and fair your flowers, Your waters never drumlie; There Summer first unfauld her robes, And there the langest tarry ; For there I took the last farewell O' my sweet Highland Mary. 230 How sweetly bloomed the gay green birk How rich the hawthorn 's blossom ! As, underneath their fragrant shade I clasped her to my bosom ! The golden hours, on angels' wings Flew o 'er me and my dearie ; For dear to me as light and life Was my sweet Highland Mary. Wi' mony a vow and locked embrace Our parting was fu' tender; And pledging oft to meet again We tore oursels asunder; But, 0! fell Death's untimely frost, That nipt my flower sae early ! Now green's the sod and cauld's the clay That wraps my Highland Mary. pale, pale now those rosy lips 1 oft ha'e kissed sae fondly! And closed for aye the sparkling glance, That dwelt on me sae kindly! And mouldering now in silent dust 231 That heart that lo'ed me dearly ! But still within my bosom's core Shall live my Highland Mary. Was there anything ever written more sad, pathetic and sweet? Following is a little poem written in a different vein which may serve as a sort of temperance lesson to some hus- bands who stay out late at night hav- ing a good time. The recreant hus- band's name in the poem is Mr. Jo, and Mrs. Jo sends it in to him good and hard. Says Mr. Jo: O let me in this ae night, This ae, ae, ae night ; For pity's sake this ae night, O rise and let me in, Jo ! Thou hear'st the winter wind and weet; Nae star blinks thro' the driving sleet. 232 Tak' pity on my weary feet, And shield me frae the rain, Jo. The bitter blast that 'round me blaws Unheeded howls, unheeded fa's; The cauldness o' thine heart's the cause Of a' my grief and pain, Jo. O let me in this ae, ae night, This ae, ae, ae night; For pity's sake this ae night, rise and let me in, Joe. Mr. Jo's pleadings were in vain, to judge from Mrs. Jo's answer, which is as follows : tell na me o ' wind and rain ! Upbraid na me wi' eauld disdain! Gae back the gate ye came again — 1 winna let you in, Jo. I haven't the least idea where Jo spent the night, but it surely wasn't 233 with Mrs. Jo. There are lots of hus- bands who get full and don't know when to go home. Let them paste this poem in their hats. It may do them good. Here is an old song revised by Puir Rabbie, whose magic touch has made it better and more famous than it ever was before. It is entitled : "Will ye go to the Highlands, Leezie Lindsay ?" Will ye go to the Hielands, Leezie Lindsay, Will ye go to the Hielands wi' me? Will ye go to the Hielands, Leezie Lindsay, My pride and my darling to be? To gang to the Hielands wi' you, sir, I dinna ken how that may be; For I ken na the land that ye live in, Nor ken I the lad I'm gaun wi'. Leezie, lass, ye maun ken little, If sae that ye dinna ken me ; 234 My name is Lord Ronald McDonald, A chieftain o' high degree. She has kilted her coats o ' green satin, She has kilted them np to the knee ; And she's off wi' Lord Ronald McDonald His bride and his darling to be. A whole lot of human nature about this little poem and a fine swing to it. Burns had a touch that no one has ever imitated or ever can imitate. It is a twist, which for want of a better name, I would call "a French Twist." Imi- tate it, ye who can ! Everyone knows "Auld Lang Syne." It is an old song that didn't amount to much until Burns got a hold of it and put his twist to it. Here it is : AULD LANG SYNE. Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to min'? 235 Should auld acquaintance be forgot And days o' auld lang syne? For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne, Well tak' a cup o' kindness yet For auld lang syne. We twa ha'e run about the braes And pu'd the gowans fine; But we've wandered many a weary foot Sin' auld lang syne; We two ha'e paid It i' the burn Frae mornin ' sun till dine ; But seas between us braid ha'e roar'd - Sin auld lang syne. Chorus. And here's a hand, my trusty fren, And gie us a hand o' thine; And we'll take a right good wallie-waught For auld lang syne. 236 Chorus. And surely ye '11 be your pint stoup, And surely I'll be mine; And we'll take a cup o' kindness yet For auld lang syne. Following is a composition that is famous the world over and is used as a recitation, not only in this country but in every other English-speaking coun- try. It is entitled: "Bruce at Bannock- burn" : BRUCE AT BANNOCKBURN. Scots, wha ha 'e wi ' Wallace bled ; Scots, whom Bruce has often led ; Welcome to your gory bed, Or to glorious victorie ! Now's the day, and now's the hour; See the front o' battle lower; See approach proud Edward's power — Edward! chains and slaverie! 237 Wha will be a traitor knave ! Wha can fill a coward's grave? Wha sae base as be a slave? Traitor! Coward! turn and flee. Wha for Scotland's king and law Freedom's sword will strongly draw, Freemen stand or freemen fa', Caledonian! on wi' me! By oppression 's woes and pains ! By your sons in servile chains ! We will drain our dearest veins, But they shall— they shall be free! Lay the proud usurper low ! Tyrants fall in every foe! Liberty's in every blow! Forward ! Let us do or die. Here is a love song to Jennie, en- titled, "Come, Let Me Take Thee!" 238 COME, LET ME TAKE THEE. Come, let me take thee to my breast And pledge we ne'er shall sunder; And I shall spurn as vilest dust The world's wealth and grandeur; And do I hear my Jennie own That equal transports move her"? I ask for dearest life alone That I may live to love her. Thus in my arms, wi' a' thy charms, I clasp my countless treasure ; 111 seek nae mair o' heaven to share Than sic a moment's pleasure; And by thy een sae bonnie blue I swear I 'm thine forever ! And on thy lips I seal my vow, And break it I shall never. One day Burns was called upon for a toast during a dinner which was given by the Dumfries Volunteers, in honor 239 of their anniversary. The poet got up and spoke the following lines extem- pore: Instead of a song, boys, I'll give you a toast — Here is the memory of those on the 12th that we lost ! That we lost, did I say ; nay, by heaven, that we found ; For their fame it shall last while the world goes around. The next in succession 111 give you— the King! Whoe'er would betray him, on high may he swing ! And here's the grand fabric, our Free Consti- tution, As built on the base of the great Eevolution. And longer with politics not to be crammed, Be anarchy cursed and be tyranny damned ; And who would to Liberty e'er be disloyal, May his son be a hangman and he his first trial. 240 A GRACE BEFORE MEAT. Some ha'e meat and canna eat it, And some wad eat that want it; But we ha'e meat and we can eat, And sae the Lord be thankit. TO A HEN-PECKED COUNTRY SQUIRE. As father Adam first was fooled, A case that's still too common, Here lies a man a woman ruled— The devil .ruled the woman. The poet's father, William Burness, lies buried in a graveyard at Alloway. The following lines were written by his son to his memory : LINES TO HIS FATHER. ye whose cheek the tear of pity stains, Draw near with pious reverence and attend. 241 Here lie the loving husband's dear remains, The tender father and the generous friend. The pitying heart that felt for human woe; The dauntless heart that feared no human pride ; The friend of man, to vice alone a foe ; "For e'en his failings leaned to virtue's side." I believe there are some husbands who grow tired of the married state after they have been in it a while. They came to find out that it isn't all "beer and skittles/' as they first imagined it would be. Even "Puir Rabbie" had troubles of his own, as the following will show, for it is written about him- self : "Oh, that I had n'er been married! I would never had nae eare ; Now I Ve gotten wife and bairns, And they cry crowdie ev'ry mair; 242 Ance crowdie, twice crowdie, Three times crowdie in a day; Gin ye crowdie ony mair, Ye '11 crowdie a ' my meal away. Waefu' want and hunger fley me, Glowrin ■ by the hallan en ' ; Sair I feeht them at the door, Bat aye I'm eerie the come ben." The poet had lots of cronies and friends, and he was as loyal to some of them as they were to him. He was a good boon companion and liked "a wee drappie" (nip) himself as well as any- one. Many an alehouse proudly pro- claims that he visited it and preserves the chair or bench that he sat on, the glass he drank out of or the table he sat at, to this day, and any and every thing that is familiar with his presence is sacred and treasured. William Muir 243 of Tarbolton is the friend to whom the following lines were written : ON A FRIEND. An honest man here lies at rest, As e'er God with his image blest; The friend of man, the friend of truth ; The friend of age, the guide of youth ; Few hearts like his with virtue warmed, Few heads with knowledge so informed; If there's another world, he lives in bliss; If there is none he made the best of this. Mr. John Dove kept an inn at Mauch- line called the "Whiteford Arms/' and the poet pays his respects to him in the following fashion: ON JOHN DOVE, INNKEEPER. Here lies Johnny Pidgeon ; What was his religion? Whae'er desires to ken, 244 IY> some other warl' Maun follow the carl, For here Johnny Pidgeon had nane. Strong ale was ablution — Small beer persecution — A dram was momento mori ; But a full flowing bowl Was the saving his soul, And port was celestial glory. To judge from the following, the poet did not have a great respect for all rul- ing elders of the church. Souter Hood was a miserly one. TO A CELEBRATED RULING ELDER. Here Souter Hood in death doth sleep ; To hell, if he's gone thither; Satan, gie him thy gear to keep, Hell haud it weel thegither. 245 TO ANOTHER HEN-PECKED HUSBAND. Death, hadst thou but spared his life Whom we this day lament, We freely wad exchanged the wife An' a' been weel content. The poet was hospitably entertained at a place one day called for short and sweet Dahna Cardoch. In appreciation he got off the following : When death 's dark stream I ferry o 'er, A time that surely shall come — In heaven itself 111 ask no more Than just a Highland Welcome. One Sunday while in the northern part of Scotland with Nicol, a friend of his, he visited the Carron Works which they had traveled some distance to see. There was a sign on the gate : "No Ad- mittance to Strangers/' which barred 246 the poet and his friend. Here is an apostrophe by Burns in regard to the matter : NO ADMITTANCE TO STRANGERS. We earn' na here to view your warks In hopes to be mair wise, But only, lest we gang to hell, It may be nae surprise ; But when we tirled at your door, Your porter dought na hear us; Sae may, should we to hell's yetts come, Your billy Satan serve us. LORD GREGORY. 0, mirk, mirk is this midnight hour, And loud the tempest roar; A waeful wanderer seeks thy tower — Lord Gregory, ope the door. An exile frae her father's ha', And a' for loving thee; 247 At least some pity on me show, If love it may na be. Lord Gregory, mind'st thou not the grove By bonnie Irwine side, Where first I owned that virgin love I lang, lang had denied! How often didst thou pledge and vow Thou wad for aye be mine; And my fond heart, itself sae true, It ne'er mistrusted thine. Hard is thy heart, Lord Gregory, And flinty is thy breast — Thou dart of heaven that flashed by, 0, wilt thou give me rest! Ye mustering thunders from above, Your willing victim see! But spare and pardon my fause love His wrangs to Heaven and me ! 248 MARY MORISON. 0, Mary, at thy window be, It is the wished, the trysted hour ! Those smiles and glances let me see That makes the miser's treasure poor. How blithely wad I bide the stoure A weary slave frae sun to sun, Could I the rich reward secure — The lovely Mary Morison. Jestreen, when to the trembling string The dance gaed through the lighted ha', To thee my fancy took its wing — I sat, but neither heard nor saw ; Though this was fair, and that was braw, And you the toast of a' the town, I sighed and said amang them a' "Ye are na Mary Morison." Mary, canst thou wreck his peace, Wha for thy sake wad gladly die ; 249 Or canst thou break that heart of his Whose only faut is loving thee? If love for love thou wilt na gi 'e At least be pity to me shown, A thought ungentle canna be The thought o' Mary Morison. TO A LAIRD. When deceased to the devil went down 'Twas nothing would serve him but Satan's own crown ; Thy fool's head, quoth Satan, that crown shall wear never, Grant thou'rt wicked but not quite so clever. OPEN THE DOOR TO ME, 0! 0, open the door some pity to show, 0, open the door to me, 0! Though thou has been fause, I'll ever prove true, 0, open the door to me, ! 250 Cauld is the blast upon my pale cheek, But caulder thy love for me, ! The frost that freezes the life at my heart Is naught to my pains frae thee, ! The wan moon is setting behind the white wave, And time is setting with me, 0! False friends, false love, farewell! for mair I'll ne'er trouble them nor thee, 0! She has opened the door, she has opened it wide; She sees his pale corse on the plain, 0! My true love ! she cried, and sank down by his side Never to rise again, ! TO CARDONESS. Bless the Eedeemer, Cardoness, With grateful lifted eyes; Who said that not the soul alone But body, too, must rise. 251 For had he said, "The soul alone From death I shall deliver," Alas! alas! O Cardoness, Then thou hadst slept forever. YOUNG JESSIE. True hearted was he, the said swain o' the Yarrow, And fair are the maids on the banks o' the Ayr, But by the sweet side of the Nith's winding river Are lovers- as faithful and maidens as fair ; To equal young Jessie seek Scotland all over, To equal young Jessie you seek it in vain ; Grace, beauty and elegance fetter her lover, And maidenly modesty fixes the chain. 0, fresh is the rose in the gay dewy morning, And sweet is the lily at evening close; But in the fair presence o' lovely young Jessie Unseen is the lily, unheeded the rose. 252 Love sits in her smile, a wizard ensnaring. Enthroned in her een, he delivers his law; And still to her charms she alone is a stranger, Her modest demeanor's the jewel of a'. DOWN THE BURN, DAVIE. As down the bnrn they took their way And thro' the flowery dale, His cheek to hers he aft did lay, And love was aye the tale. ■ ' 0, Mary, when shall we return Sic pleasure to renew ?" Quoth Mary, "Love, I like the burn, And aye shall follow you." A BIT OF ADVICE. Deluded swain, the pleasure The fickle Fair can give thee Is but a fairy treasure — Thy hopes will soon deceive thee. 253 The, billows on the ocean, The breezes idly roaming, The clouds' uncertain motion — They are but types of women. 0! art thou not ashamed To doat upon a feature ? If man thou wouldst be named, Despise the silly creature. <&o, find an honest fellow — Good claret set before thee — Hold on till thou'rt mellow — And then to bed in glory. MY SPOUSE NANCY. Husband, husband, cease your strife, No longer idly rave, sir; Though I am your wedded wife, Yet I am not your slave, sir. "One of two must still obey, Nancy, Nancy; Is it man or woman, say? My spouse Nancy !" 254 "If it is still the lordly word, Service and obedience ; 111 desert my sovereign lord — ■ And so, good by, allegiance !" "Sad will I be, so bereft; Nancy, Nancy! Yet I'll try to make a shift, My spouse Nancy ! " "My poor heart, then break it must, My last hour I am near it ; When you lay me in the dust, Think, think how you will bear it." 0, CAN YE SEW CUSHIONS? 0, can ye sew cushions and can ye sew sheets, And can ye sing bal-lu-loo when the bairn greets f And hee and baw birdie, and hee and baw lamb ! And hee and baw birdie, my bonnie wee lamb ! Hee, 0, wee ! O, what would I do wi ' you ; Black is the life that I lead wi ' you ! Money o ' you — little for to gie you ! Hee, 0, wee! O, what would I do wi' you? 255 WOMAN, COMPLAIN NOT! Let not woman e'er complain Of inconstancy in love ; Let not woman e'er complain Fickle man is apt to rove. Look abroad through Nature's range- Nature's mighty law is change; Ladies, would it not be strange, Man should then a monster prove? Mark the winds and mark the skies, Ocean's ebb and ocean's flow; Sun and moon but set to rise — Round and round the seasons go. Why, then, ask of silly man To oppose great Nature's plan? "We'll be constant while we can — You can be no more, you know. 256 JENNIE. The following was written to Jean Jeffrey, daughter of a minister, who afterward became Mrs. Renwick, and emigrated to New York with her hus- band: When first I saw fair Jennie's face I couldna tell what ailed me; My heart went fluttering pit-a-pat — My een, they almost failed me. She's aye sae neat, sae trim, sae tight All grace does 'round her hover, Ae look deprived me o' my heart And I became a lover. Had I Dundas' whole estate Or Hopetown's wealth to shine in — Did warlike laurels crown my brow Or humbler bays entwining — I'd lay them a' at Jennie's feet, Could I but hope to move her 257 And prouder than a belted knight, I 'd be my Jennie 's lover. But sair I fear some happier swain Has gained sweet Jennie's favor; If so, may every bliss be hers, Tho' I maun never have her. But gang she east or gang she west, Twixt Forth and Tweed all over, While men have eyes, or ears, or taste She '11 always find a lover. The poet one day was taking a ride through the country on horseback and when he got to the town of Carlisle be- came thirsty and stopped at a tavern for a drink. He tethered his horse out- side in the village green where it was espied by the poundmaster, who took it to the pound. When Burnsie came out he was mad clear through and this is what he wrote : Was e'er puir poet sae befitted? The maister drunk — the horse committed, 258 Puir harmless beast, tak thee nae care, Thou 'It be a horse when he's nae mair (mare). Andrew Turner was not highly ap- preciated by the poet, if we may judge from the following: In seventeen hundred and forty-nine Satan took stuff to make a swine And cuist ft in a corner ; But wilely he changed his plan And shaped it something like a man And called it Andrew Turner. A MOTHER'S ADDRESS TO HER INFANT. My blessing upon thy sweet wee lippie, My blessing upon thy bonnie e 'e brie ! Thy smiles are sae like my blithe sodger laddie Thou's aye the dearer and dearer to me. NATIONAL THANKSGIVING ON A NAVAL VICTORY. Ye hypocrites ! are these your pranks, To murder men and gi'e God thanks? 259 For shame gi'e o'er! proceed no further — God won't accept your thanks for murther. TO FOLLY. The graybeard, Old Wisdom, may boast of his treasures — Give me with gay Folly to live ; Grant him calm-blooded, time-settled pleasures But Folly has raptures to give. TO LORD GALLOWAY. What dost thou in that mansion fair? Flit, Galloway, and find Some narrow, dirty dungeon cave, The picture of thy mind ! No Stewart art thou, Galloway — The Stewarts all were brave ; Besides, the Stewarts were but fools, Not one of them a knave. 260 Bright ran thy line, Galloway ! Through many a far-famed sire; So ran the far-famed Roman way — So ended — in a mire I Spare me thy vengeance, Galloway — In quiet let me live ; I ask no kindness at thy hand, For thou hast none to give. The poet subscribed for a paper which he didn't receive regularly, so he told the editor about it in this fashion : Dear Peter, dear Peter, We poor sons of meter Are aften negleckit, ye ken; For instance, your sheet, man, Tho' glad I'm to see it, man, I get no ae day in ten. 261 HONEST POVERTY. Is there for honest poverty, That hangs its head and a' that; The coward slave, we pass him by, "We dare be poor for a' that; For a' that and a' that! Our toil's obscure and a' that, The rank is but the guinea 's stamp The man 's the gowd for a ' that. What though on hamely fare we dine Wear hoddin grey and a ' that ; Give fools their silks and knaves their wine A man 's a man for a ' that ! For a ' that and a ' that, Their tinsel show and a ' that ; The honest man, though e'er sae poor, Is king o' men for a' that! Ye see yon birkie, ca'd a lord, Wha' struts and stares and a' that? Though hundreds worship at his word, He's but a coof for a' that; 262 For a' that and a' that; His riband, star and a' that, The man of independent mind He looks and laughs at a' that ! A prince can mak' a belted knight, A marquis, duke and a' that; But an honest man's aboon his might — Guid faith he maunna fa' that; For a' that and a' that, Their dignities and a' that. The pith o' sense, and pride o' worth, Are higher ranks than a' that. Then let us pray that come it may, As come it will for a' that, That sense and worth, o'er a' the earth May bear the gree, and a' that! For a' that arid a' that It's coming yet for a' that, That man to man, the warld o'er, Shall brothers be for a' that. 263 Here are a few facts concerning the personal and family history of the poet : His father's name was William Bur- ness, and was born November 11, 1721, at Clockenhill, Scotland. I suppose that Burness was the old-fashioned way of spelling Burns, hence the difference in the names of the son and father. The poet's name was Robert Burns and the father's William Burness, or Burns. His mother's name was Agnes Brown and she was born in the Carrick dis- trict, Scotland, March 17, 1732. Robert Burns, the great poet, was born January 25, 1759, and died July 21, 1796, being therefore not thirty- eight years of age at the time of his death. He was the eldest of seven chil- dren who were named consecutively Robert, Gilbert, Agnes, Arabella, Wil- liam, John and Isabel. The wife of the poet, as I have pre- 264 viously stated in this volume, was Jean Armour, and she was born at Mauch- line in 1763 and died at Dumfries in 1834. She survived the poet many years and died at the ripe old age of 71. She was a national character and was made much of, as was everyone else intimately or even remotely con- nected with the National Bard. This is the reward of greatness, and thus any man or woman who achieves honorable greatness, leaves distinction behind them and throws a halo of glory over those with whom they have been con- nected or associated. The following children were born to the great poet and his wife : Twins in 1786. The boy, Robert, lived, but the girl died in infancy. Twins in 1788. Both died in infancy. Francis Wallace died at the age of 14. William Nicol, born in 1791. 265 Elizabeth Riddell, born in 1792. Died at the age of two years. James Glencairne, born in 1794, died in 1865. Maxwell, born in 1796, died at the age of two. It will be seen that the poet was the father of quite a number of children, some of whom lived to a ripe old age. Whether he was the father of any more children I am sure I don't know. If he was, almost any Scot will know it and can tell you more about it than I can. Bobbie was a very handsome man and was greatly admired by almost everyone, including the ladies. Some of his poems would lead one to believe that, like Byron, He was unskilled to cozen, And shared his love among a dozen. but that may be mere poetic license. 266 Poets, you know, have an eye for the beautiful, whether it be in landscape scenery, flowers, architecture, painting, statuary, the human form or what not. At any rate "Puir Rabbie" was the dad- dy of the children whose names I have given, for that is a matter of history. To show that the poet loved a joke him- self, no matter on what subject, I here quote a little rhyme of his gotten off on a friend named James Smith who lived at Mauchline : Lament him, Mauchline husbands a' He aften did assist ye; For had ye stayed whole weeks awa' Your w T ives they n'er had missed ye. In my short career I have run up against lots of folks who cannot take a joke or see the point of one and these poor people I pity, but do not blame, for they were born that way. I have always been poor but never proud and could 267 take a joke — that is, when I could see the point of it. When I couldn't see the point of it I did not get angry. Burnsie was a farmer and lived on ranches the most of his life. He was a hayseed from way back but as soon as he got celebrated high society began to run after him and the poor fellow could- n't keep away from it if he tried. It didn't take him long to learn how to make a bow without upsetting the table, but he was out of his element among the grand folks. Did he need polish to make him shine? I trow not. Wasn't his genius just as great before he struck society? Sure ! But just to please folks he hobnobbed with them though he was as much out of his element as a fish when out of water. No doubt he wore a biled shirt and black claw-hammer coat and made his coat tails fly around pretty lively as he skipped around in a 268 dance, but as society wanted him it got him. Had he lived long enough he might have been a baron, marquis, duke or count. Who can tell? While a plow- man he scorned titles, but I wonder whether he would have rejected a pat- ent of nobility had it been tendered him. Genius is a complex quality. Samuel Smiles in his great work, "Self Help," says that genius is nothing more nor less than a capacity for taking infinite pains, and the world in general seems to have accepted his definition or ex- planation, but I, Windy Bill, an un- tutored savage from the Wild West, beg to differ wholly from Sam and I will "show you" why, and permit you to judge for yourself. Had Samuel de- fined art instead of genius as "an in- finite capacity for taking pains" he might have been nearer the truth. Let us take the case of Burns. While plow- 269 ing he wrote rhymes, but as he knew little or nothing of the art of versifica- tion he set his thoughts in mellifluous language of his own. Was it his thoughts or their setting that captivat- ed people? His thoughts, of course, though the jingle made them more har- monious. Genius is the thought; art the setting. Tell me then that genius is a capacity for taking pains. Nary time. It comes forth spontaneous, nat- ural, can't help itself. It is a God-given quality which lots of people possess to a greater or less degree. Musicians have it, as have painters, architects, writers, sculptors and people in all walks of life. Lots of poets in Scotland had genius long before our great friend Rabbie was born, and lots since them have had more or less of a share of the "divine afflatus," as some writers call it, but were any of them gifted as high- 270 ly as Puir Rabbie? Not a one. Will another like him arise? Search me! There hasn't yet. Notwithstanding that Rabbie was so highly gifted, he didn't know it. Don't you believe me? If you don't you needn't take my word for it, for I have evidence here that will prove it. I quote the pre- face that he wrote to the first book of his that ever was printed. Here it is : "The following trifles are not the production of the poet, who, with all the advantages of learned art and perhaps amid the elegancies and idleness of upper life looks clown for a rural theme with an eye to Theocritus or Virgil. Unacquainted with the necessary requisites for commencing poetry by rule. he sings the sentiments and manners he felt and saw in himself and his rustic compeers around him, in his and their native language. Though a rhymer from his earlier years it was not till very lately that the applause (perhaps the partiality) of friend- ship awakened his vanity so as to make him think anything of his worth showing, for none of the poems were composed with a view to the press. To amuse himself with the little creations of his 271 own fancy amid the toil and fatigue of a laborious life, these were his motives for courting the muses. Now that he appeal's in the public character of an author, he does it with fear and trembling. So dear is fame to the rhyming tribe that even he, an obscure, nameless bard, shrinks aghast at the thought of being branded as an impertinent block- head, obtruding his nonsense on the world; and because he can make shift to jingle a few doggerel Scottish rhymes together, looking upon himself as a poet of no small consequence, forsooth ! If any critic catches at the word Genius, the author tells him, once for all, that he certainly looks upon him- self as possessed of some poetic abilities, other- wise the publishing, in the manner he has done,* would be a maneuver below the worst character his worst enemy will ever give him. But to the genius of an Allan Ramsay or a Robert Ferguson he has not the least pretension, nor ever had, even in his highest pulse of vanity. These two justly ad- mired Scottish poets he has often had in his eye but rather to kindle in their flame than for servile imitation. "To his subscribers the author returns his most sincere thanks — not the mercenary bow over a counter, but the heart-throbbing gratitude of the bard, conscious how much he owes to benevolence and friendship for gratifying him, if he deserves 272 it, in that dearest wish of every poetic bosom — to be distinguished. He begs his readers, particularly the learned and the polite who may honor him with a perusal, that they will make every allowance for education and circumstances of life; but if, after a fair, candid and impartial criticism he shall stand convicted of dullness and nonsense let him be done by as he would in that case do by others — let him be condemned without mercy, to contempt and oblivion.' ' It is a queer fact that those mortals who possessed the greatest genius were always the most simple and diffident, and dubious about their own powers. They had a feeling in them that they were born to soar but they were hesitat- ing, doubtful and did not know their very simplicity was a part of their greatness. They didn't appreciate their own capacities at first any more than are their capabilities appreciated by less gifted mortals. Before Burns' time Allan Ramsay and Robert Ferguson were looked upon as the greatest poets 273 Scotland nad ever produced, and so great were they that even Burns looked upon them with awe ; and yet, unknown to himself, he was far greater than they. His generation may not have known it, but this generation does. Was Shakespeare appreciated in his genera- tion? He was not. Was any truly great man? Hardly. The earliest book of Burns that ever was put in print consisted of his minor poems which were written while he was •in the fields plowing. Of course he wasn't plowing always, so some were written while he was out- doors, here, there and everywhere in the vicinity of his country home. They were put into book-form by the advice of his friends and John Wilson at Kilmar- nock, was the man who volunteered to do the printing. The book was a thin one, about half as thick as the ordinary 274 novel of to-day, and it was agreed that only 612 books be struck off as a first edition. Mr. John Wilson was a long- headed printer and would not agree to print a single volume until at least 300 of the books had been subscribed for be- forehand. He figured it out this way : "Suppose the book fails, where do I get off at? I set it up in type, do the bind- ing, furnish the paper, pay the devil and the compositors, do the press work, make-up and all, so can I afford to take all the chances of getting any money out of this blooming poetry?" Mr. Wilson was a canny Scot and didn't propose to take any chances. He surely didn't lose anything in this venture, but whether he made anything I am unable to say. Now, all of this is a very imperfect sketch of my old pard Burnsie, and if you care to know more about him I can refer you to quite a few biographies 275 that have been written about him and are still being written about him by the score to this day. No less a personage than Sir Walter Scott has written a life history of him and so has the poet's own brother, Gilbert. Here is a list you can choose from : Appeared 1. Robert Heron (Life of Burns) 1797 2. Dr. James Currie (Life and Works, 4 vols. 1800 Works and Sketch of Life) 1804 3. James Stover and John Grieg (Illustrated) 4. Robert Hartley Cromek (Reliques of Burns) - 1808 5. Lord Francis Jeffrey (Edinburgh Review) .1808 (3. Sir Walter Scott (Quarterly Review) 1808 7. Dr. David Irving (Life of Burns) 1810 8. Prof. Josiah Walker (Life and Poems, 2 vols) 1811 9. Rev. Hamilton Paul (Life and Poems) .. .1819 10. Gilbert Burns 1820 11. Hugh Ainslie (Pilgrimage to the Land of Burns) 1822 12. Archibald Constable (Life and Works, 3 vols) ...1823 276 13. Alex. Peterkin (Life and Works, 4 vols) . .1824 14. John G. Lockhart (Life of Burns) 1828 15. Thomas Carlyle (Edinburgh Review) 1828 16. Allan Cunningham (Life and Works, 8 vols) , 1834 17. James Hogg and William Motherwell (Memiors and Works, 5 vols.) 1854 18.— Prof. John Wilson (Essay on Genius) ... .1840 19. W. C. McLehose (Correspondence) 1843 20. Samuel Tyler (Burns as a Poet and Man) .1849 21. Robert Chambers (Life and Works) 1851 22. George Gilfillan (Memoirs and Works, 2 vols) 1856 23. Rev. James White (Burns and Scott) 1858 24. Rev. P. H. Waddell (Life and Works) . . . .1859 25. William Michael (Life and Works) 1871 CHAPTER XV. SIR WALTER SCOTT. Although Robert Burns is the idol of the Scotch people nowadays, it must not be supposed that he is the only one wor- shipped, for there is another man who is 277 greatly revered, honored and loved. This man is Sir Walter Scott. The Scotch people affectionately call him Sir Walter and he did as much for his coun- try as did Puir Rabbie. Both were Scotch to the backbone and loved their country as fondly and devotedly as any patriot can, but in their work they were totally dissimilar. Sir Walter started out as a writer of ballads, and chose for his themes historical subjects, mainly those connected with the ancient and modern history of his country. Burns, as I said before, remodeled and im- proved the old Scotch folk songs and in his democratic way described life around him in tuneful periods. Had he not been cut off in the flower of his prime he, too, might have been a great novelist for his great genius was capable of anything. He sprang from the masses and his heart was with the 278 masses, but Sir Walter, who came from the classes had a heart for all, and de- scribed the lowly and humble as well as the great. Sir Walter's delineations of human character stand unrivalled to- day. He surely was proud of the fact that he was of gentle birth, which well he might have been, for that was no disgrace to him, any more than it is dis- graceful to be of lowly birth, although in the old country blood counts for something. To show what Sir Walter thought of himself I here quote an ex- tract from one of his works which he wrote himself: "My birth was neither distinguished nor sordid. According' to the prejudices of my country, it was esteemed gentle, as I am connected, thoug'h re- motely, with ancient families both by my father's and mother's side. My father's grandfather was Walter Scott, well known by the name of Beardie. He was the second son of Walter Scott, first lord of Raeburn, who was the third son of Sir Walter 279 Scott and the grandson of Walter Scott, commonly called in tradition Auld Watt of Harden. I am therefore lineally descended from that chieftain, whose name I have made to ring in many a ditty, and from his fair dame, the Flower of Yarrow, no bad genealogy for a Border Minstrel." Well, my poor friend Rabbie didn't spring from any border minstrel, but he was a born minstrel himself and could concoct a tune with the best of them. Mind you, I am not decrying Sir Wal- ter, for that would be sacrilege, but Burnsie had nothing to brag of in the way of ancestry. Would Sir Walter have been less great had he sprung from common stock or would Robbie have been greater had he been blue-blooded? I am an American, an ex-member of Coxey's unwashed army, so I don't want to say yes or nay to this question. Let others decide. Sir Walter's earliest success as a writer was won by discarding the con- 280 ventionalities of art and creating a style of art his own. It takes a genius to do that. His style was simple, plain, and direct and won followers very quickly because it gained favor. This goes to show that if one has anything to s^y it is not neces- sary to say it in involved language, but just simply. Sir Walter's good common sense told him this was the fact and he acted accordingly. To say the honest truth some of Sir Walter's novels here and there are a little prolix, but there was a reason for it. Sir Walter was getting paid for space-writ- ing. You don't believe me? I'll prove it. He went broke and to pay his debts — or rather those of the publishing house he unfortunately was connected with — he ground out "copy" as fast as he could, for every word of his was worth money. He begged his 281 financial friends not to treat him like "a milch cow" but like a man, but as he was a money-maker they staid with him until all his money and property were gone and all he could earn until he died was swallowed up, too. His was another case like General Ulysses Simpson Grant. Sir Walter was the ninth child in a very large family. His father was a methodical and industrious lawyer, and his mother a woman of much culture, refinement and imagination. Of delicate health and lame from his second year, Sir Walter spent much of his childhood in the co.untry with his relatives. At the fireside of neighbors he listened to the old ballads and stories of border warfare, which caused him at a very early age to acquire a taste for reading ancient history and to become imbued with a love for antiquarian re- 282 search. When seven years of age he entered the High School of Edinburgh and attended it until twelve. When thirteen he entered the University of Edinburgh and decided on the profes- sion of law. At the age of 21 he was admitted to the bar. He didn't like his profession, however, and spent much of his time in antiquarian research. When about 26 years of age he married Char- lotte Margaret Carpenter, the daughter of a French Royalist, whose family af- ter the death of the father had removed to England. Sir Walter and his wife lived first at Edinburgh and three years later rented a cottage at Lasswade. They remained at Lasswade six years and then took up their abode at Ashes- tiel. In 1799, when about 28 years of age, Sir Walter was made Deputy Sher- iff of Selkirkshire to which was at- tached a salary of $1,500 per annum, 283 and seven years afterward he was ap- pointed a Clerk of Session with a salary of $3,500. He held down both jobs for 25 years, which proved he was a stayer. As his income was $5000 for 25 years it can be figured out about how much he earned. But Sir Walter wasn't a money-saver; he was a spender and a good provider. He kept open house and anyone who called received an old-fash- ioned Scotch welcome, and I know from my sojourn in Scotland what that means. It means you're welcome to stay or welcome to go, but while you do stay the best is none too good for you. Sir Walter's hospitality was of that sort and while holding down both jobs he was doing a little literary work on the side. First came ballads, then poems of romance and later novels. He was getting along first rate financially so he concluded to take up his residence at 284 Abbottsford, a palatial mansion. By this time he had already gained fame and much lucre and was run after by the "hoi-polloi," the "would-be could- be's" and the Great. The doors of Ab- bottsford opened wide for all. Even the poor were given "a hand-out" of some kind. Too bad Billy and me wasn't alive then. But this was before our time, about a hundred years or so. Oh what a place for grafters Abbottsford must have been! Sir Walter was easy. So easy was he, in fact, that the publishing house of Ballantyne & Co., which roped him in as a side partner, went flewy and left Sir Walter to foot all the bills. Sir Walter was an honorable man and prized honor above wealth, so he turned over everything he had, including Ab- bottsford, to the alleged creditors, but there was not enough to satisfy claims. The debt amounted to several hundred 285 thousand dollars. Thereupon he contin- ued writing novels and wrote as he never wrote before. He ground out ten novels in six years and had paid up about $200,000, when his health began to fail. The pace was too swift for a man sixty years of age, which he was then. The creditors were insatiable and were greedy for the last farthing. Busi- ness is business, said they. When a little over sixty years of age Sir Walter had a stroke of paralysis caused by overwork and worry, and was recommended by his physicians to take a sea voyage. He embarked for Italy in a frigate which was placed at his dis- posal by the English government, but sad to relate, the trip benefited him but little. He visited Rome, Venice and other places, but came home a few months afterward to die. "Man's in- humanity to man" killed Sir Walter be- fore his time. 286 Sir Walter's manner was that of a gentleman and he was amiable, unaf- fected and polished. He was simple and kindly and approachable by all. Much of his literary work was done at Ashes- tiel, but more at Abbottsford. He kept open house everywhere. He arose at five o'clock in the morning and wrote until eight o'clock. He then breakfast- ed with his family and after putting in an hour or so with them returned to his writings. He worked until noon and then was his own man, to do as he liked. During the afternoon he put in some time with his guests, gave reporters in- terviews, was snap-shotted by cameras, saw that the dogs got enough to eat, gave orders to the servants that if too many 'bos came around to sick the dogs on them and then he went a horseback or a carriage riding. In the evening there was some social chat, after which 287 Sir Walter retired early. That was the routine. This master in the art of novel writ- ing was fully six feet in height, well proportioned and well built with the exception of a slight deformity in the ankle, which I have alluded to before. His face was of a Scotch cast, heavy and full; the forehead was high and broad, the head lofty, the nose short, the upper lip long, and the expression of his features kindly. I have seen dead loads of pictures, images and statues of Sir Walter, yet hardly two of them were alike. I consider Sir Walter a hand- some man and to me there seems to be something grand and noble in the cast of his countenance. I know the light of genius was there, and maybe that is why he so impresses me, but with it all his features have a noble cast. He is goodly to look upon, surely. 288 To tell the truth, I don't read much poetry, but some competent critic who has read Sir Walter's has this to say of it: "The distinctive features of the poetry of Scott are ease, rapidity of movement, a spirited flow of narrative that holds our attention, an out-of-door atmosphere and power of natural description, an occasional intrusion of a gentle personal sadness and but little more. The subtle and mystic ele- ment so characteristic of the poetry of Wordsworth and Coleridge is not to be found in that of Scott, while in lyrical power he does not approach Shelley. We find instead an intense sense of reality in all his natural descriptions ; it surrounds them with an indefinable atmosphere, because they are so transparently true. Scott's first impulse in the direction of poetry was given to him from the study of the German ballads, especially Burger's Lenore, of which he made a translation. As his ideas widened, he wished to do for Scottish Border life what Goethe had done for the ancient feuda- lism of the Rhine. He was at first undecided whether to choose prose or verse as the medium; but a legend was sent him by the Countess of Dal- keith with a request that he would put it in ballad 289 form. Having thus the framework for his purpose, he went to work, and "The Lay of the Last Min- strel " was the result. The battle scene in Marmion has been called the most Homeric passage in modern literature, and his description of the Battle of Beal au Duine from "The Lady of the Lake" is an exquisite piece of narration from the gleam of the spears in the thicket to the death of Roderick Dhu at its close. In the deepest sense Scott is one with the spirit of his time in his grasp of fact, in that steadily looking at the object which Wordsworth had fought for in poetry, which Carlyle had ad- vocated in philosophy. He is allied, too, to that broad sympathy for man which lay closest to the heart of the age's literary expression. Words- worth's part is to inspire an interest in the lives of men and women about us; Scott's to enlarge the bounds of our sympathy beyond the present, and to people the silent centuries. Shelley's in- spiration is hope for the future; Scott's is rever- ence for the past." I have read a few of Sir Walter's novels, and some of them several times, and every time I read them it is with renewed interest. His delineation of human character is so true to nature 290 and so graphic that I feel the living, s :eaking person before me as I read.. If that ain't writing I would like to know what is. Whether it be peasant, ser- vant, knight, esquire, king, lord, iady or girl, all are shown up on the screen so plainly that I take it all as a matter of course and say nothing. It is all so plain and simple that there is nothing to say. That is art and the highest form of it. It is next to nature. Art and genius are closely allied. It is not everyone who loves the "alto- gether" or the "realistic," which may be well. Were it not so, many poets, painters, sculptors, musicians and other handicraftsmen would be left out in the cold, witEnone to do him reverence. All tastes happily are catered to, so every- one is happy. As I am neither a critic nor a biog- rapher I shall endeavor to give my read- 291 ers an idea what Sir Walter was thought of by others and will quote the language they used. George Tichnor, the author, says that Scott repeated to him the English trans- lations of two long Spanish ballads which he had never seen, but which had been read to him twice. Scott's college friend, John Irving, in writing of himself and Scott, says: "The number of books we thus devoured was very great. I forgot a great part of what I read ; but my friend, notwith- standing he read with such rapidity, re- mained, to my surprise, master of it all, and could even, weeks and months af- terwards, repeat a whole page in which anything had particularly struck him at the moment,' ' Washington Irving remarked : "Dur- ing the time of my visit he inclined to the comic rather than to the grave in his 292 anecdotes and stories; and such, I was told, was his general inclination. He relished a joke or a trait of humor in social intercourse, and laughed with right good will His humor in conversation, as in his works, was genial and free from causticity. He had a quick perception of faults and foibles, but he looked upon human nature with an indulgent eye, relishing what was good and pleasant, tolerating what was frail and pitying what was evil. . . . I do not recollect a sneer throughout his conversation, any more than there is throughout his works." Lord Byron said : "I think that Scott is the only very successful genius that could be cited as being as generally be- loved as a man as he is admired as an author ; and I must add, he deserves it, for he is so thoroughly good-natured, sincere and honest, that he disarms the 293 envy and jealousy his extraordinary genius must excite." Leslie Stephen remarked: "Scott could never see an old tower, or a bank, or a rush of a stream without instantly recalling a boundless collection of ap- propriate anecdotes. He might be quot- ed as a case in point by those who would explain all poetical imagination by the power of associating ideas. He is the poet of association." Lockhart, who married the daughter of Sir Walter and who was therefore his son-in-law, wrote a biography of his father-in-law wherein he says that: "The love of his country became indeed a passion ; no knight ever tilted for his mistress more willingly than he would have bled and died to preserve even the airiest surviving nothing of her antique pretensions for Scotland. But the Scot- 294 land of his affections had the clan Scott for her kernel." I believe the son-in-law is inclined to be facetious, but is he just to his immor- tal father-in-law? I don't believe he is — therefore his criticisms are not worth a whoop. Thomas Carlyle, the cynical philoso- pher and mugwump, condescended to give Sir Walter a sort of recommenda- tion of character, which it renders me extremely happy to quote. Here it is. Read it carefully and ponder : "The surliest critic must allow that Scott was a genuine man, which itself is a great matter. No affectation, fantas- ticality or distortion dwelt in him; no shadow of cant. Nay, withal, was he not a right brave and strong man ac- cording to his kind? What a load of toil, what a measure of felicity he quiet- ly bore along with him! With what 295 quiet strength he both worked on this earth and enjoyed in it, invincible to evil fortune and to good!" This cynic, this philosopher, this mug- wump says Sir Walter was a genuine man. Good for Mr. Carlyle. Everyone was proud to call Sir Wal- ter "friend," and he was just great enough to be happy to call those who wera worthy, his friend. Among his great friends were the following : John Irving, who was an intimate college friend. I have quoted him in regard to the number of books read by Sir Walter. Robert Burns came to Edinburgh when Sir Walter was fifteen years of age, and Sir, Walter's boyish admira- tion for the National Bard was great. . In after life, when Sir Walter became great, he wrote a great deal concerning Puir Rabbie. And it is worth reading. 296 James Ballantyne, Sir Walter's part- ner in the publishing business, was a good friend. So was James Hogg, the poet peasant, sometimes called "The Ettrick Shep- herd." And so was Thomas Campbell, the poet, author of "The Pleasures of Hope." The poet William Wordsworth was a lifelong friend. Robert Southey, the poet, visited Sir Walter at Ashestiel and was admired by him greatly. Joanna Baillie, the poetess, was a warm friend. So was Lord Byron. Sir Humphry Davy, the philosopher, visited Sir Walter and was well liked by him. Goethe, the German poet, was a warm admirer and friend of Sir Walter. 297 So was Henry Hallam, the historian ; Crabbe, the poet; Maria Edgeworth, the novelist; George Ticknor, the author; Dugald Stewart, Archibald Ali- son, Sydney Smith, Lord Brougham, Lord Jeffrey, Thomas Erskine, William Clerk, Sir William Hamilton, etc., etc. Last but not least among those who regarded Sir Walter as a friend and who were so regarded by him was our own countryman, Washington Irving. Our own "Washy" was an author, too, and one not to be sneezed at. Sir Wal- ter regarded him highly and Washy dropped in on him, casual like, at Ab- bottsford. Washy had written some good things himself, but had found it difficult to win recognition. Sir Walter stood sponsor for him and told the world it ought to be ashamed of itself not to recognize merit of so high an order. Thereupon the world promptly 298 did recognize our Washy. Did our Washy need a sponsor? Well, hardly. No American ever lived who was an abler or more polished writer than he. Will you please show me a man who can beat our Washy. You can't do it. Smile at me if you will, but I doubt if even Sir Walter himself was so much supe- rior to him. Have you read Irving' s Astoria, a true and lifelike history of the Northwest? or his Rip Van Winkle, or his sketches, the Alhambra, etc.? Irving's is another case where a great man failed of appreciation at first. Well, my countrymen, our Washy is dead, but we appreciate him now just the same. The United States never produced a writer more polished and able than he, and it is rather humiliat- ing to think that a great foreigner had to apprise us of his merits. "To wind up this chapter on Sir Wal- 299 ter Scott I will give you a list of his writings, arranged in chronological or- der: BALLADS. Gfenfinlas, 1799. Eve of St. John, 1799. The Grey Brothers, 1799. Border Minstrelsy, 1802-1803. Cadyow Castle, 1810. English Minstrelsy, 1810. Tin- Battle of Sempach, 1818. The Noble Moringer, 1819. The Lay of the Last Minstrel, 1805. Marmion, 1808. The Lady of the Lake, 1810. Vision of Don Roderick, 1811. Rokeby, 1812. The Bridal of Triermain, 1813. The Lord of the Isles, 1815. PROSE WORKS. AVaverley, 1814. Guy Mannering, 1815. The Antiquary, 1816. The Black Dwarf, 1816. Old Mortality, 1816. 300 Rob Roy, 1818. The Heart of Mid-Lothian, 1818. The Bride of Lammermoor, 1819. The Legend of Montrose, 1819. Ivanhoe, 1820, The Monastery, 1820. The Abbott, 1820. Kenilworth, 1821. The Pirate, 1822. The Fortunes of Nigel, 1822. Peveril of the Peak, 1823. Quentin Durward, 1823. St. Ronan's Well, 1824. Red Gauntlet, 1824. The Betrothed, 1825. The Talisman, 1825. Woodstock, 1826. The Two Drovers, 1827. The Highland Widow, 1827. The Surgeon's Daughter, 1827. The Fair Maid of Perth, 1828. Anne of Geierstein, 1829. Count Robert of Paris, 1831. Castle Dangerous, 1831. 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