PROVERBS IN PORCELAIN. Some Notices of the First Edition. " Another volume of ' golden apples.' . . . He (the author) sings in triolets and rondels and rondeaus with the ease that a bird warbles its own wood-notes, and shows us what Pythagoras meant by ' MovVa? 2eipj)vtoi> rjSiovs.' " Westminster Review. "One of the most exquisitely delightful of books. If Mr. Austin Dobson writes nothing but the two volumes he has already given to the world, he will have an enduring place of his own in poetic litera- ture." Contemporary Review. " His verses do exactly what they aim at doing, and many of them can hardly be excelled, for gaiety, music, mastery of rhyme, and happy balance of sense and sentiment." Pall Mall Gazette. , " Mr. Dobson is a skilful metricist undoubtedly." AtJienceum. "Good verses, good humour, and good manners." Academy. "The author has amply fulfilled the promise he gave a long while ago of extraordinary excellence in the field he has chosen." Illus- trated London News. PROVERBS IN PORCELAIN AND OTHER VERSES. BY AUSTIN DOBSON. lt Majorcs majora sonent." SECOND EDITION. LONDON C. KEGAN PAUL & CO., i PATERNOSTER SQUARE 1878. The Rights of Translation and of Reproduction are reserved. P7 TO FREDERICK LOCKER. IS IT TO KINDEST FRIEND I SEND THIS NOSEGAY GATHERED NEW? OR IS IT MORE TO CRITIC SURE, TO SINGER CLEAR AND TRUE? I KNOW NOT WHICH, INDEED, NOR NEED ALL THREE I FOUND IN YOU. ( Too hard it is to sing In these untuneful times. When only coin can ring, And no one cares for rhymes! Alas! for him who climbs To Aganippe's spring: Too hard it is to sing In these untuneful times ! His kindred clip his wing; His feet the critic limes; If Fame her laurel bring Old Age his forehead rimes : Too hard it is to sing In these untuneful times!} CONTENTS. PAGE PROVERBS IN PORCELAIN i The Ballad a-la-mode 3 The Metamorphosis 8 The Song out of Season . . . . .13 The Cap that Fits 18 The Secrets of the Heart 23 "Good Night, Babette !" 29 The Ballad of " Beau Brocade " . -35 The Child-Musician ...... 50 A Case of Cameos 52 Cupid's Alley ........ 59 Rose-Leaves . . . . . . . -65 The Prodigals ........ 70 A Chapter of Froissart 73 The Cradle 78 Rondels and Rondeaus . . . . 79 The Idyll of the Carp 87 The Forgotten Grave 95 The Misogynist 97 The Prayer of the Swine to Circe . . . .102 A Roman " Round-Robin " 108 To a Greek Girl in viii Contents. PAGE " Poor Miss Tox " 114 Daisy's Valentines . . . . : . .119 A Nightingale in Kensington Gardens . . .123 The Paradox of Time 125 A Song of the Four Seasons . . . . .128 The Mosque of the Caliph . . . . -131 " Premiers Amours " . . . . . 137 Love's Farewell . . . . . . .141 Emblems 142 " When I saw you last, Rose " .... 144 Andre le Chapelain 147 A Tale of Polypheme 153 Lines to a Stupid Picture 167 In the Belfry ........ 170 Before the Curtain 172 The Last Despatch 175 Dora versus Rose . . . . . . . 1 79 In Town . . . . . . . . .183 Ars Victrix . . . . . . . .186 A Loyall Ballade of the Armada . . . .189 A Quartet from Horace . . . . . .192 The Ballad of Prose and Rhyme .... 198 A Love Song, A. D., 1700 201 The Lost Elixir . . . . . . 203 NOTES 205 PROVERBS IN PORCELAIN PROLOGUE. ASSUME that we are friends. Assume A common taste for old costume, Old pictures, books. Then dream us sitting,- Us two, in some soft-lighted room. Outside, the wind; the " ways are mire" We, with our faces towards the fire, Finished the feast not full but fitting, Watch the light-leaping flames aspire. Prologue. Silent at first, in time we glow ; Discuss " eclectics" high and low ; Inspect engravings, 'twixt us passing The fancies of DETROY, MOREAU ; " Reveils " and " Couriers," " Balls " and " Fetes ;" Anon we glide to " crocks " and plates, Grow eloquent on glaze and classing, And half -pathetic over " states" Then I produce my Prize, in truth ; Six groups in SEVRES, fresh as Youth, And rare as Love. You pause, you wonder, {Pretend to doubt the marks, forsooth /) And so we fall to why and how The fragile figures smile and bow ; Divine, at length, the fable under .... Thus grew the " Scenes " that follow now. THE BALLAD A-LA-MODE. " Tout vient a point a qui pe^lt attendre. " SCENE. A Boudoir Louis- Qiiinze, painted with Cupids shooting at Butterflies. THE COUNTESS. THE BARON (her cousin and sttttor). THE COUNTESS (looking up from her work}. Baron, you doze. THE BARON (closing his book). I, Madame ? No. I wait your order Stay or Go. The Ballad a- la- Mode. THE COUNTESS. Which means, I think, that Go or Stay Affects you nothing, either way. THE BARON. Excuse me, By your favour graced My inclinations are effaced. THE COUNTESS. Or much the same. How keen you grow ! You must be reading MARIVAUX. THE BARON. Nay, 'twas a song of SAINTE-AULAIRE. THE COUNTESS. Then read me one. We Ve time to spare : If I can catch the clock-face there, 'Tis barely eight. The Ballad a-la-Mode. THE BARON. What shall it be, A tale of woe, or perfidy ? THE COUNTESS. Not woes, I beg. I doubt your woes : But perfidy, of course, one knows. THE BARON (reads). " < Ah, Phillis ! cruel Phillis ! (I heard a Shepherd say,) You hold me with your Eyes, and yet You bid me Go my way /' "'Ah, Colin! foolish Colin! .(Tfye Maiden answered so,) If that be All, the III is small, I close them You may go /' The Ballad a-la-Mode. " But when her Eyes she opened, (Although the Sun it shone?) She found the Shepherd had not stirred ' Because the Light was gone /' "Ah, Cupid ! wanton Cupid! 'Twos. ever thus your Way : When Maids would bid you ply your Wings, You find Excuse to stay /" THE COUNTESS. Famous ! He earned whate'er he got : But there 's some sequel, is there not ? THE BARON (turning the page). I think not. No. Unless 'tis this : My fate is far more hard than his ; In fact, your Eyes The Ballad a-la-Mode. THE COUNTESS. Now, that 's a breach ! Your bond is not to make a speech. And we must start so call JUSTINE. I know exactly what you mean ! Give me your arm THE BARON. If, in return, Countess, I could your hand but earn ! THE COUNTESS. I thought as much. This comes, you see, Of sentiment, and Arcady, Where vows are hung on every tree . . . THE BARON (offering his arm, with a low bow). And no one dreams of PERFIDY. THE METAMORPHOSIS. " On s'enrichit quand on dort." SCENE. A high stone Seat in an Alley of dipped Lime-trees. THE ABBE TIRILI. MONSIEUR L'ETOILE. THE ABBE (writing}. " This shepherdess Dorine adored" What rhyme is next ? Implored '? ignored? Poured? soared? afford? That facile Dunce, L'ETOILE, would cap the line at once. 'T will come in time. Meanwhile, suppose We take a meditative doze. (Sleeps. By and by his paper falls.} The Metamorphosis. M. L'lj/roiLE (approaching from the back). Some one before me. What ! 'tis you, Monsieur the Scholar ? Sleeping too ! (Picks up the fluttering paper .} More " Tales" of course. One can't refuse To chase so fugitive a Muse ! Verses are public, too, that fly " Cum privilegio " Zephyr i ! (Reads.) " CLITANDER AND DORINE." Insane ! He fancies he 's a LA FONTAINE ! " In early days, the Gods, we find, Paid frequent Visits to Mankind ; At least, authentic Records say so In Publius Ovidius Naso. (Three names for one. This passes all. 'Tis " furiously " classical !) " No doubt their Purpose oft would be Some ' Nodus dignus Vindice ' ; io The Metamorphosis. ' On dit]- not /ess, these earthly Tours Were mostly matters of Amours. And woe to him whose luckless Flame Impeded that Olympic Game; Ere he could say an ' Ave ' o'er, They changed him like a Louis-d'or. (" Aves" and current coinage ! O ! O shade of NICHOLAS BOILEAU !) " Bird, Beast, or River he became: With Women it was much the same. In Ovid Case to Case succeeds ; But Names the Reader never reads. (That is, Monsieur the Abbe feels His quantities are out at heels !) " Suffices that, for this our Tale, There dwelt in a Thessalian Vale, Of Tales like this the constant Scene, A -Shepherdess, by name Dorine. Trim Waist, ripe Lips, bright Eyes, had she The Metamorphosis. 1 1 In short, the whole Artillery. Her Beauty made some local Stir ; Men marked it. So did Jupiter. This Shepherdess Donne adored ..." Implored, ignored, and soared, and poured (He 's scrawled them here !) We '11 sum in brief His fable on his second leaf. ( Writes.} There, they shall know who 'twas that wrote : " L'ETOILE'S is but a mock-bird's note." [Exit. THE ABB (waking). Implored'* the word, I think. But where, Where is my paper? Ah ! 'tis there ! Eh ! what ? (Reads.) THE METAMORPHOSIS. (not in Ovid} " The Shepherdess Dorine adored The Shepherd-Boy Clitander ; 1 2 The Metamorphosis. But. Jove himself, Olympus' Lord, The Shepherdess Dorine adored. Our Abbe's Aid the Pair implored ; And changed to Goose and Gander, The Shepherdess Dorine adored TJie Shepherd-Boy Clitander T L'ETOILE, by all the Muses ! Peste! He 's off, post-haste, to tell the rest. No matter. Laugh, Sir Dunce, to-day ; Next time 'twill be my turn to play. THE SONG OUT OF SEASON. " Point de ciilte sans mysUre." SCENE. A Corridor in a Chateau^ with Busts ana Venice chandeliers. MONSIEUR L'^TOILE. Two VOICES. M. L'EroiLE (carrying a Rose). This is the place. MUTINE said here. " Through the Mancini room, and near Trie fifth Venetian chandelier . . ." The fifth ? She knew there were but four ; Still, here 's the busto of the Moor. 1 4 The Song out of Season. (Humming.} Tra-la, tra-la ! If BIJOU wake, She'll bark, no doubt, and spoil my shake ! I '11 tap, I think. One can't mistake ; This surely is the door. (Sings softly} " When Jove, the Skies' Director, First saw you sleep of yore, He cried aloud for Nectar, ' The Nectar quickly pour, The Nectar, Hebe, pour ! ' (No sound. I'll tap once more.) (Sings again.} " Then came the Sire Apollo, He past you where you lay ; ' Come, Dian, rise and follow The Song out of Season. 1 5 The dappled Hart to slay, The rapid Hart to slay: " (A rustling within.} (Coquette ! She heard before.) (Sings again.) "And urchin Cupid after Beside the Pillow curled, He whispered you with Latighter, ' Awake and witch the World, O Venus, witch the World!'" (Now comes the last. Tis scarcely worse, I think, than Monsieur F ABBE'S verse.) " So waken, waken, waken, O You, whom we adore ! Where Gods can be mistaken, 1 6 The Song out of Season. Mere Mortals must be more, Poor Mortals must be more ! " (That merits an encore /) " So waken, waken, waken ! O YOU whom we adore f" (An energetic VOICE.) Tis thou, ANTOINE ? Ah, Addle-pate ! Ah, Thief of Valet, always late ! Have I not told thee half-past-eight A thousand times ! (Great agitation?) But wait, but wait, M. L'^TOILE (stupefied}. Just Skies ! What hideous roar ! What lungs ! The infamous Soubrette ! This is a turn I shan't forget : The Song out of Season. 1 7 To make me sing my ckansonnette Before old JOURDAIN'S door ! {Retiring slowly?) And yet, and yet, it can't be she. They prompted her. Who can it be ? (A second VOICE.) IT WAS THE ABBE Ti RI LI ! (//z a mocking falsetto .) " Where Gods can be mistaken , Mere Poets must be more, BAD POETS must be more ! " THE CAP THAT FITS. " Qui seme fyines n'aille dechaux." SCENE. A Salon with blue and white Panels. Outside, Persons pass and re-pass upon a Terrace. HORTENSE. ARMANDE. MONSIEUR LOYAL. HORTENSE (behind her fan}. Not young, I think. ARMANDE (raising her eye-glass}. And faded, too ! Quite faded ! Monsieur, what say you ? The Cap that Fits. 19 M. LOYAL. Nay, I defer to you. In truth, To me she seems all grace and youth. HORTENSE. Graceful ? You think it ? What, with hands That hang like this (with a gesture). ARMANDE. And how she stands ! M. LOYAL. Nay, 1 am wrong again. I thought Her air delightfully untaught ! HORTENSE. But you amuse me > M. LOYAL. Still her dress, Her dress at least, you must confess 20 The Cap that Fits. ARMANDE. Is odious simply ! JACOTOT Did not supply that tace, I know ; And where, I ask, has mortal seen A hat unfeathered ! HORTENSE. Edged with green ! M. LOYAL. The words remind me. Let me say _ A Fable that I heard to-day. Have I permission ? BOTH (with enthusiasm} Monsieur, pray. M. LOYAL. Myrtilla (lest a Scandal rise, The Lady's Name I tlius disguise}, Dying of Ennui, once decided, The Cap that Fits. 2 1 Much on Resource herself she prided, To choose a Hat. Forthwith she flies On that momentous Enterprise. Whether to Petit or Legros, I know not : only this I know ; Head-dresses then, of any Fashion, Bore Names of Quality or Passion. Myrtilla tried them, almost all : "Prudence," she felt, was somewhat small; II Retirement" stemed the Eyes to hide ; " Content" at once, she cast aside. " Simplicity," 'twas out of place ; " Devotion" for an older face : Briefly, Selection smaller grew, " Vexatious ! odious /" none would do ! Then, on a sudden, she espied One that she thought she had not tried ; Becoming, rather, " edged with green," Roses in yellow, Thorns between. 22 The Cap that Fits. ' ' Quick ! Bring me that!" ' Tis brought. " Complete, Divine, Enchanting, Tasteful, Neat," In all the Tones. "And this you call?" " ' ILL-NATURE,' Madame. It fits all." HORTENSE. A thousand thanks ! So naively turned ! ARMANDE. So useful too. to those concerned ! 'Tis yours ? M. LOYAL. Ah no, some cynic wit's ; And called (I think) (Placing his hat upon his breast,) " The Cap that Fits." THE SECRETS OF THE HEART. " Le cceur mine ou il va." SCENE. A Chalet covered with Honeysuckle. NINETTE. NINON. NINETTE. This way NINON. No, this way NINETTE. This way, then. (They enter the Chalet.} You are as changing, Child, as Men. 24 The Secrets of the Heart. NINON. But are they ? Is it true, I mean ? Who said it ? NINETTE. SISTER SERAPHINE. She was so pious and so good, With such sad eyes beneath her hood, And such poor little feet, all bare ! Her name was EUGENIE LA FERE. She used to tell us, moonlight nights, - When I was at the Carmelites. NINON. Ah, then it must be right. And yet, Suppose for once suppose, NINETTE- NINETTE. But what ? The Secrets of the Heart. 2 5 NINON. Suppose it were not so ? Suppose there were true men, you know ! NINETTE. And then ? NINON. Why, if that could occur, What kind of man should you prefer? NINETTE. What looks, you mean ? NINON. Looks, voice and all. NINETTE. Well, as to that, he must be tall, Or say, not " tall," of middle size ; And next, he must have laughing eyes, 26 The Secrets of the Heart. And a hook-nose, with, underneath, ! what a row of sparkling teeth ! NINON (touching her cheek suspiciously). Has he a scar on this side ? NINETTE. Hush ! Some one is coming. No ; a thrush : 1 see it swinging there. NINON. Go on. NINETTE. Then he must fence (ah, look, 'tis gone !) And dance like Monseigneur, and sing " Love was a Shepherd" : everything That men do. Tell me yours, NINON. NINON. v Shall I ? Then mine has black, black hair,- The Secrets of the Heart. 2 7 I mean he should have ; then an air Half-sad, half noble; features thin; A little royale on the chin ; And such a pale, high brow. And then, He is a prince of gentlemen ; He, too, can ride and fence, and write Sonnets and madrigals, yet fight No worse for that NINETTE. I know your man. NINON. And I know yours. But you '11 not tell, Swear it ! NINETTE. I swear upon this fan, Mv Grandmother's ! 2 8 The Secrets of the Heart. NINON. And I, I swear On this old turquoise reliquaire, My great, great Grandmother's ! (After a pause ^ NINETTE ! I feel so sad. NINETTE. I too. But why ? NINON. Alas, I know not ! ^NINETTE (with a sigh). Nor do I. "GOOD NIGHT, BABETTE!" ' Si vieillesse pouvait ! ' SCENE. A small neat Room. In a high Voltaire Chair sits a white-haired old Gentleman. MONSIEUR VIEUXBOIS. BABETTE. M. VIEUXBOIS (hirning querulously]. Day of my life ! Where can she get ? BABETTE ! I say ! BABETTE ! BABETTE ! ! BABETTE (entering hurriedly]. Coming, M'sieu' ! If M'sieu' speaks So loud, he won't be well for weeks ! 30 Good Night, Babette. M. VIEUXBOIS. Where have you been ? BABETTE. Why M'sieu' knows : April ! . . . Ville-d'Avray ! . . . Ma'amselle ROSE ! M. VIEUXBOIS. Ah ! I am old, and I forget. Was the place growing green, BABETTE ? BABETTE. But of a greenness ! yes, M'sieu' ! And then the sky so blue ! so blue ! And when I dropped my immortelle, How the birds sang ! (Lifting her apron to her eyes.} This poor Ma'am'selle ! M. VIEUXBOIS. You 're a good girl, BABETTE, but she, Good Night, Babette. 3 1 She was an Angel, verily. Sometimes I think I see her yet Stand smiling by the cabinet ; And once, I know, she peeped and laughed Betwixt the curtains . . . Where 's the draught ? (She gives him a cup.} Now I shall sleep, I think, BABETTE ; Sing me your Norman chansonnette. BABETTE (sings). " Once at the Angelus (Ere I was dead), Angels all glorious Came to my Bed ; Angels in blue and white Crowned on the Head." M. VIEUXBOIS (drowsily). "She was an Angel,"... "Once she laughed"... 32 Good Nig Jit, Babette. What, was I dreaming ! Where's the draught? BABETTE (showing the empty cup). The draught, M'sieu' ? M. VIEUXBOIS. How I forget ! I am so old ! But sing, BABETTE ! BABETTE (sings). " One was the Friend I left Stark in the Snow ; One was the Wife that died Long, long ago ; One was the Love I lost . . . How could she know ? " M. VIEUXBOIS (murmuring). Ah, PAUL !...old PAUL I...EULALIE too ! And ROSE !.. .And O ! " the sky so blue !". Good Night, Babette. 33 BABETTE (sings], " One had my Mother's eyes, Wistful and mild ; One had my Father 's face ; One was a Child: All of them bent to me, Bent down and smiled f" (He is asleep !) M. VIEUXBOIS (almost inaudibly). "How I forget !" "I am so old "..."Good night, BABETTE!" EPILOGUE. Heigho ! how chill the evenings get ! Good night, NINON ! good night, NINETTE ! Your little Play is played and finished ; Go back, then, to your Cabinet ! LOYAL, L'ETOILE ! no more to-day f Alas ! they heed not what we say : They smile with ardour undiminished ; But we, we are not always gay / THE BALLAD OF " BEAU BROCADE." 1 ' Hark ! I hear the sound of coaches I " BEGGAR'S OPERA. i. SEVENTEEN hundred and thirty nine : That was the date of this tale of mine. First great GEORGE was buried and gone ; GEORGE the Second was plodding on. LONDON, then, as the "Guides" aver, Shared its glories with Westminster ; 36 The Ballad of "Beau Brocade " And people Of rank, to correct their " tone, Went out of town to Marybone. I Those were the days of the War with Spain, I PORTO- BELLO would soon be ta'en ; WHITEFIELD preached to the colliers grim, Bishops in lawn sleeves preached at him ; WALPOLE talked of "a man and his price ;" Nobody's virtue was over-nice : Those, in fine, were the brave days when Coaches were stopped by ... Highwaymen ! And of all the knights of the gentle trade, Nobody bolder than " BEAU BROCADE." This they knew on the whole way down ; Best, maybe, at the " Oak and Crown" The Ballad of "Beau Brocade!' 3 7 (For timorous cits on their pilgrimage Would " club " for a " Guard " to ride the stage ; And the Guard that rode on more than one Was the Host of this hostel's sister's son.) Open we here on a March-day fine, Under the oak with the hanging sign. There was Barber DICK with his basin by ; Cobbler JOE with the patch on his eye ; Portly product of Beef and Beer, JOHN the host, he was standing near. Straining and creaking, with wheels awry, Lumbering came the '''Plymouth Fly ;" Lumbering up from Bagshot Heath, Guard in the basket armed to the teeth ; 38 The Ballad of "Beau Brocade!' Passengers heavily armed inside ; Not the less surely the coach had been tried ! Tried ! but a couple of miles away, By a well-dressed man ! in the open day ! Tried successfully, -never a doubt, Pockets of passengers all turned out ! Cloak-bags rifled, and cushions ripped, Even an Ensign's wallet stripped ! Even a Methodist hosier's wife Offered the choice of her Money or Life ! Highwayman's manners no less polite, Hoped that their coppers (returned) were right ;- Sorry to find the company poor, Hoped next time they 'd travel with more ; The Ballad of ''Beau Brocade" 39 Plucked them all at his ease, in short : Stich was the " Plymouth Fly's" report. Sympathy ! horror ! and wonderment ! " Catch the Villain ! " (But Nobody went.) Hosier's wife led into the Bar ; (That 's where the best strong waters are !) Followed the tale of the hundred-and-one Things that Somebody ought to have done. Ensign (of BRAGG'S) made a terrible clangour : But for the Ladies had drawn his hanger ! Robber, of course, was " BEAU BROCADE ; " Out-spoke DOLLY the Chambermaid. Devonshire DOLLY, plump and red, Spoke from the gallery overhead ; 4O The Ballad of ''Beau Brocade" Spoke it out boldly, staring hard : "Why didn't you shoot then, GEORGE the Guard?" Spoke it out bolder, seeing him mute : " GEORGE the Guard, why didn't you shoot ? " Portly JOHN grew pale and red, (JOHN was afraid of her, people said ;) Gasped that " DOLLY was surely cracked," (JOHN was afraid of her that 's a fact !) GEORGE the Guard grew red and pale, Slowly finished his quart of ale : " Shoot ? Why Rabbit him ! didn't he shoot ? " Muttered " The Baggage was far too 'cute ! " " Shoot ? " Why he 'd flashed the pan in his eye ! " Muttered" She 'd pay for it by and by !" Further than this made no reply. The Ballad of "Beau Brocade" 41 Nor could a further reply be made, For GEORGE was in league with " BEAU BROCADE ! " And JOHN the Host, in his wakefullest state, Was not on the whole immaculate. But nobody's virtue was over-nice, When WALPOLE talked of "a man and his price;' 5 And wherever Purity found abode, 'T was certainly not on a posting road. IT. "Forty" followed to "Thirty-nine." Glorious days of the Hanover line ! Princes were born, and drums were banged ; Now and then batches of Highwaymen hanged. 42 The Ballad of "Beau Brocade" " Glorious news ! " from the Spanish Main ; PORTO-BELLO at last was ta'en. " Glorious news ! " for the liquor trade ; Nobody dreamed of " BEAU BROCADE." People were thinking of Spanish Crowns ; Money was coming from seaport towns ! Nobody dreamed of " BEAU BROCADE," (Only DOLLY the Chambermaid !) Blessings on VERNON ! Fill up the cans ; Money was coming in " Flys " and " Vans." Possibly, JOHN the Host had heard ; Also, certainly, GEORGE the Guard. And DOLLY had possibly tidings, too, That made her rise from her bed anew, The Ballad of "Beait, Brocade" 43 Plump as ever, but stern of eye, With a fixed intention to warn the "/7y." Lingering only at JOHN his door, Just to make sure of a jerky snore ; Saddling the grey mare, Dumpling Star; Fetching the pistol out of the bar ; (The old horse-pistol that, they say, Came from the battle of Malplaquet /) Loading with powder that maids would use, Even in " Forty," to clear the flues ; And a couple of silver buttons, the Squire Gave her, away in Devonshire. These she wadded for want of better With the B SH p of L ND N'S " Pastoral Letter;" 44 The Ballad of "Beau Brocade" Looked to the flint, and hung the whole, Ready to use, at her pocket-hole. Thus equipped and accoutred, DOLLY Clattered away to " Exciseman's Folly;" Such was the name of a ruined abode, Just on the edge of the London road. Thence she thought she might safely try As soon as she saw it to warn the " Fly" But, as chance fell out, her rein she drew As the BEAU came cantering into the view. By the light of the moon she could see him drest In his famous gold-sprigged tambour vest ; And under his silver-gray surtout, The laced, historical coat of blue, The Ballad of "J3ea^l, Brocade" 45 That he wore when he went to London-Spaw, And robbed Sir MUNGO MUCKLETHRAW. Out-spoke DOLLY the Chambermaid, (Trembling a little, but not afraid,) "Stand and Deliver, O 'BEAU BROCADE !'" ^ But the BEAU rode nearer, and would not speak, For he saw by the moonlight a rosy cheek ; And a spavined mare that was worth a " cole ;" And a girl with her hand at her pocket-hole. So never a word he spoke as yet, For he thought 'twas a freak of MEG or BET ; A freak of the "Rose" or the "Rummer" set. Out-spoke DOLLY the Chambermaid, (Tremulous now, and sore afraid,) " Stand and Deliver, O ' BEAU BROCADE !' " 46 The Ballad of "Beau Brocade" Firing then, out of sheer alarm, Hit the BEAU in the bridle-arm. Button the first went none knows where, But it carried away his solitaire; Button the second a circuit made, Glanced in under the shoulder-blade ; Down from the saddle fell " BEAU BROCADE !" Down from the saddle and never stirred ! DOLLY grew white as a Windsor curd. Slipped not less from the mare, and bound Strips of her kirtle about his wound. Then, lest his Worship should rise and flee, Fettered his ankles tenderly. Jumped on his chestnut, BET the fleet, (Called after BET oi Portugal Street;} The Ballad of "Beau Brocade" 47 Came like the wind to the old Inn-door ; Roused fat JOHN from a three-fold snore ; Vowed she 'd 'peach if he misbehaved . . . Briefly, the "Plymouth Fly" was saved ! * Staines and Windsor were all on fire : DOLLY was wed to a Yorkshire squire ; Went to Town at the K G'S desire ! But whether His M j STY saw her or not, HOGARTH jotted her down on the spot ; And something of DOLLY one still may trace In the fresh contours of his " Milkmaid's " face. GEORGE the Guard fled over the sea : JOHN- had a fit, of perplexity ; Turned King's evidence, sad to state ; But JOHN was never immaculate. 48 The Ballad of "Beau Brocade." As for the BEAU, he was duly tried, When his wound was healed, at Whitsuntide; Served for a day as the last of " sights," To the world of St. James 's- Street and " White's;" Went on his way to TYBURN TREE, With a pomp befitting his high degree. Every privilege rank confers : Bouquet of pinks at St. Sepulchre's ; Flagon of ale at Holborn Bar; Friends (in mourning) to follow his Car ( u t" is omitted where HEROES are !) Every one knows the speech he made ; Swore that he "rather admired the Jade !" Waved to the crowd with his gold-laced hat ; Talked to the Chaplain after that; The Ballad of "Beau Brocade" 49 Turned to the Topsman undismayed . . . This was the finish of " BEAU BROCADE ! " And this is the Ballad that seemed to hide In the leaves of a dusty " LONDONER'S GUIDE ; " " Humbly Inscribed' 1 '' (with curls and tails] By the Author to FREDERICK, Prince of WALES: " Published by FRANCIS and OLIVER PINE ; Ludgate-Hill) at the Blackmoor Sign. Seventeen-Hundred-and-Thirty-Nine" THE CHILD-MUSICIAN. HE had played for his lordship's levee, He had played for her ladyship's whim, Till the poor little head was heavy, And the poor little brain would swim. And the face grew peaked and eerie, And the large eyes strange and bright, And they said too late " He is weary ! He shall rest for, at least, To-night ! " The Child -Musician. 5 1 But at dawn, when the birds were waking, As they watched in the silent room, With the sound of a strained cord breaking, A something snapped in the gloom. 'Twas a string of his violoncello, And they heard him stir in his bed : ''Make room for a tired little fellow, Kind God ! " was the last that he said. A CASE OF CAMEOS. AGATE. (The Power of 'Love '.) FIRST, in an Agate-vein, a Centaur strong, With square man-breasts and hide of dapple dun, His brown arms bound behind him with a thong, On strained croup strove to free himself from one, A bolder rider than Bellerophon. For, on his back, by some strange power of art, There sat a laughing Boy with bow and dart, Who drove him where he would, and driving him, With that barbed toy would make him rear and start. To this was writ " World- victor " on the rim. A Case of Cameos. 53 CORNELIAN. (The Fall of the Giants^ NEXT was a Cornaline, in strange wise riven, As when the sun comes leaping through a cloud. From the mid space, Jove thundered out of heaven, With full-hand sheaf, upon the headlong crowd Of huge and wild-limbed Titans, levin-cowed. For lo, distort amid the crash of pine Porphyrion lay ; as tangled wrestlers twine, Typhoeus, Rhcetus, rolled ambiguous ; Mimas was blinded of the bolt divine ; And, like-a mountain, fell Enceladus. 54 A Case of Cameos. JASPER. (The Box of Pandora.} To this there followed a green Jasper stone, Writ, in a snake-ring, with the name of her Whom Vulcan fashioned out of earth alone, Not less, to Earth, of woes the harbinger. But now, a moment-space, did Jove defer His fateful boon ; for, curious as a child, By shifting light or shaken toy beguiled, Pandora knelt where all those ills were hid ; Yet, ere she loosed them, looking upward, smiled, E'en with a finger, tremulous, at the lid. A Case of Cameos. 5 5 CHALCEDONY. (The Thefts of Mercury^ THE next in legend bade " Beware of show !" 'Twas graven this on pale Chalcedony. Here great Apollo, with unbended bow, His quiver, hard by on a laurel tree, For some new theft was rating Mercury. Who stood with downcast eyes, and feigned distress, As daring not, for utter guiltiness, To meet that angry voice and aspect joined. His very heel-wings drooped ; but yet, not less, His backward hand the Sun-God's shafts purloined. 56 A Case of Cameos. SARDONYX. (The Song of Orpheus.) THEN, on a Sardonyx, the man of Thrace, The voice supreme that through Hell's portals stole,- With carved white lyre and head of god-like grace, (Too soon, alas ! on Hebrus' wave to roll !) Played to the beasts, from a great elm-tree bole. And lo ! with half-shut eyes the leopard spread His lissome length ; and deer with gentle tread Came through the trees ; and, from a nearer spring, The prick-eared rabbit paused ; while overhead The stock-dove drifted downward, fluttering. A Case of Cameos. 5 7 AMETHYST. (The Crowning of Silenus.) NEXT came an Amethyst, the grape in hue. On a mock throne, by fresh excess disgraced, With heavy head, and thyrsus held askew, The Youths, in scorn, had dull Silenus placed, And o'er him " King of Topers " they had traced. Yet but a King of Sleep he seemed at best, With wine-bag cheeks that bulged upon his breast, And vat-like paunch distent from his carouse. Meanwhile, his ass, by no respect represt, Munched at the wreath upon her Master's brows. 58 A Case of Cameos. BERYL. (The Sirens.} LASTLY, with " Pleasure " was a Beryl graven, Clear-hued, divine. Thereon the Sirens sung. What time, beneath, by rough rock-bases caven, And jaw-like rifts where many a green bone clung, The strong flood-tide, in-rushing, coiled and swung. Then, in the offing, on the lift of the sea, A tall ship drawing shoreward, helplessly. For, from the prow, e'en now the rowers leap Headlong, nor seek from that sweet fate to flee. . . Ah me, those Women-witches of the Deep ! CUPID'S ALLEY. A MORALITY. ^ O, -Love 's but a dance, Where Time plays the fiddle ! See the couples advance, 0, Love 's but a dance! A whisper, a glance, " Shall we twirl down the middle ?" O, Love 's but a dance, Where Time plays the fiddle I , IT runs (so saith my Chronicler) Across a smoky City ; A Babel filled with buzz and whirr, Huge, gloomy, black and gritty ; 6o Cupid? s Alley. Dark-louring looks the hill-side near, Dark-yawning looks the valley, But here 'tis always fresh and clear, For here is " Cupid's Alley." And, from an Arbour cool and green, With aspect down the middle, An ancient Fiddler, gray and lean, Scrapes on an ancient fiddle ; Alert he seems, but aged enow To punt the Stygian galley ; With wisp of forelock on his brow, He plays in " Cupid's Alley." All day he plays, a single tune ! But, by the oddest chances, Gavotte, or Brawl, or Rigadoon, It suits all kinds of dances ; Cupid's Alley. 61 My Lord may walk a, pas de Cour To Jenny 'spas de Chalet ; The folks who ne'er have danced before, Can dance in " Cupid's Alley." And here, for ages yet untold, Long, long before my ditty, Came high and low, and young and old, From out the crowded City ; And still to-day they come, they go, And just as fancies tally, They foot it quick, they foot it slow, All day in " Cupid's Alley." Strange dance ! 'Tis free to Rank and Rags ; Here no distinction flatters, Here Riches shakes its money-bags And Poverty its tatters ; 62 Cupid's Alley. Church, Army, Navy, Physic, Law ; Maid, Mistress, Master, Valet ; Long locks, gray hairs, bald heads, and a',- They bob in " Cupid's Alley." Strange pairs ! To laughing, fresh Fifteen Here capers Prudence thrifty ; Here Prodigal leads down the green A blushing Maid .of fifty ; Some treat it as a serious thing, And some but shilly-shally ; And some have danced without the ring (Ah me !) in " Cupid's Alley." / And sometimes one to one will dance, And think of one behind her ; And one by one will stand, perchance, Yet look all ways to find her ; Citpid's Alley. 63 Some seek a partner with a sigh, Some win him with a sally ; And some, they know not how nor why, Strange fate ! of " Cupid's Alley." And some will dance an age or so Who came for half a minute ; And some, who like the game, will go Before they well begin it ; And some will vow they 're "danced to death," Who (somehow) always rally ; Strange cures are wrought (mine author saith), Strange cures ! in " Cupid's Alley." It may be one will dance to-day, 'And dance no more to-morrow ; It may be one will steal away And nurse a life-long sorrow ; 64 Cupid's Alley. What then ? The rest advance, evade, Unite, dispart, and dally, Re-set, coquet, and gallopade, Not less in " Cupid's Alley." For till that City's wheel-work vast And shuddering beams shall crumble ;- And till that Fiddler lean at last From off his seat shall tumble ; Till then (the Civic records say) This quaint, fantastic ballet Of Go and Stay, of Yea and Nay, Must last in " Cupid's Alley." ROSE-LEAVES. (TRIOLETS.) ' ' Sans peser. Sans rester. These are leaves of my rose, Pink petals I treasure : There is more than one knows In these leaves of my rose ; O the joys ! O the woes / They are quite beyond measure. These are leaves of my rose, Pink petals I treasure. 66 Rose- Leaves. A KISS. ROSE kissed me to-day. Will she kiss me to-morrow ? Let it be as it may, Rose kissed me to-day. But the pleasure gives way To a savour of sorrow ; Rose kissed me to-day, Will she kiss me to-morrow ? CIRCE. IN the School of Coquettes Madam Rose is a scholar ; O, they fish with all nets In the School of Coquettes ! When her brooch she forgets 'Tis to show her new collar ; In the School of Coquettes Madam Rose is a scholar ! Rose- Leaves. 67 A TEAR. THERE 's a tear in her eye, Such a clear little jewel ! What can make her cry ? There 's a tear in her eye. " Puck has killed a big fly, And it 's hoiribly cruel ;" There 's a tear in her eye, Such a clear little jewel ! "AMARI ALIQUID." " WILL you hear All Alone ' ? " " No, I think I quite know it." " But you liked it, my Own ?" " When I was < all alone ' ! Now that season has flown ; And besides /'#\ 2 1 6 T Y . Notices of the Press. (Mr. Dobson) is master of musical words, and his subjects are full of poetic suggestions. ... He has very few, if any, equals, and certainly no superior in the elegant form of poetic power wherein his joyous muse moves in so light- some a manner. ... A more attractive volume of verse than ' Vignettes in Rhyme ' is seldom published." VICTORIAN POETS. (ByE. C. Stedman.) " Dobson's Vignettes in Rhyme has one or two lyrics, besides lighter pieces equal to the best of Calverley's, which show their author to be not only a gentleman and a scholar, but a most graceful poet, titles that used to be associated in the thought of courtly and debonair wits. Such a poet, to hold the hearts he has won, not only must maintain his quality, but strive to vary his style ; because, while there is no work, brightly and originally done, which secures a welcome so instant as that accorded to his charming verse, there is none to which the public ear be- comes so quickly wonted, and none from which the world so lightly turns upon the arrival of a new favourite with a different note." CHAMBERS'S CYCLOPEDIA OF ENGLISH LITERATURE. " Another writer of light airy vers de societe is a young poet, Austin Dobson. He has a graceful fancy, with humour, and a happy art of giving a new colour to old phrases . . . Some serious verses (Before Sedan, &c.) evince higher powers, which Mr. Dobson should culti- vate." 14 DAY USE RETURN TO DESK FROM WHICH BORROWED LOAN DEPT. This book is due on the last date stamped below, or on the date to which renewed. Renewed books are subject to immediate recall. 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