x Jjbris UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES Collection of Children's Books CHILDREN'S BOOK j| COLLECTION * * LIBRARY OF THE IVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA * LOS ANGELES THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER. THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER BY MARK TWAIN. THE AMERICAN PUBLISHING COMPANY, HARTFORD, CONN.: CHICAGO, ILL.: CINCINNATI, OHIO. A. ROMAN & CO., SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. 1876. COPYRIGHT BY SAMUEL L. CLEMENS. 1875- . All Rights Reserved. To MY WIFE THIS BOOK is AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATED. PREFACE. Most of the adventures recorded in this book really occurred ; one or two were experiences of my own, the rest those of boys who were schoolmates of mine. Huck Finn is drawn from life ; Tom Sawyer also, but not from an individual he is a combination of the characteristics of three boys whom I knew, and therefore belongs to the composite order of architecture. The odd superstitions touched upon were all prevalent among children and slaves in the West at the period of this story that is to say, thirty or forty years ago. Although my book is intended mainly for the entertainment of boys and girls, I hope it will not be shunned by men and women on that account, for part of my plan has been to try to pleasantly remind adults of what they once were them- selves, and of how they felt and thought and talked, and what queer enterprises they sometimes engaged in. THE AUTHOR. HARTFORD, 1876. CONTENTS. CHAPTER I. Y-o-u-u Tom Aunt Polly Decides Upon her Duty Tom Practices Music The Challenge A Private Entrance 17 CHAPTER II. Strong Temptations Strategic Movements The Innocents Beguiled 26 CHAPTER III. Tom as a General Triumph and Reward Dismal Felicity Commission and Omission. ... 33 CHAPTER IV. Mental Acrobatics Attending Sunday-School The Superintendent "Showing off" Tom Lionized 42 CHAPTER V. A Useful Minister In Church The Climax 53 CHAPTER VI. Self -Examination Dentistry The Midnight Charm Witches and Devils Cautious Approaches Happy Hours 60 CHAPTER VII. A Treaty Entered Into Early Lessons A Mistake Made 72 CHAPTER VIII. Tom Decides on his Course Old Scenes Re-enacted 79 CHAPTER IX. A Solemn Situation Grave Subjects Introduced Injun Joe Explains 85 . CHAPTER X. The Solemn Oath Terror Brings Repentance Mental Punishment 93 XII CONTENTS, CHAPTER XI. Muff Potter Comes Himself Tom's Conscience at Work 101 CHAPTER XII. Tom Shows his Generosity Aunt Polly Weakens 107 CHAPTER XIII. The Young Pirates Going to the Rendezvous The Camp-Fire Talk 113 CHAPTER XIV. Camp-Life A Sensation Tom Steals Away from Camp . 121 CHAPTER XV. Tom Reconnoiters Learns the Situation Reports at Camp 128 CHAPTER XVI. A Day's Amusements Tom Reveals a Secret The Pirates take a Lesson A Night Surprise An Indian War 134 CHAPTER XVII. Memories of the Lost Heroes The Point in Tom's Secret 144 CHAPTER XVIII. Tom's Feelings Investigated Wonderful Dream Becky Thatcher Overshadowed Tom Becomes Jealous Black Revenge ,. 148 CHAPTER XIX. Tom Tells the Truth 158 CHAPTER XX. Becky in a Dilemma Tom's Nobility Asserts Itself. 161 CHAPTER XXL Youthful Eloquence Compositions by the Young Ladies A Lengthy Vision The Boy's Vengeance Satisfied 167 CHAPTER XXII. Tom's Confidence Betrayed Expects Signal Punishment 176 CHAPTER XXIII. Old Muff 's Friends Muff Potter in Court Muff Potter Saved 181 CONTENTS. XIII CHAPTER XXIV. Tom as the Village Hero Days of Splendor and Nights of Horror Pursuit of Injun Joe 189 CHAPTER XXV. About Kings and Diamonds Search for the Treasure Dead People and Ghosts 191 CHAPTER XXVI. The Haunted House Sleepy Ghosts A Box of Gold Bitter Luck 199 CHAPTER XXVII. Doubts to be Settled The Young Detectives 208 CHAPTER XXVIII. An Attempt at No. Two Huck Mounts Guard 212 CHAPTER XXIX. The Pic-nie Huck on Injun Joe's Track The " Revenge " Job Aid for the Widow 217 CHAPTER XXX. The Welchman Reports Huck Under Fire The Story Circulated A New Sensation Hope Giving Way to Despair . 226 CHAPTER XXXI. An Exploring Expedition Trouble Commences Lost in the Cave Total Darkness Found but not Saved .'.. 236 CHAPTER XXXII. Tom tells the Story of their Escape Tom's Enemy in Safe Quarters 247 CHAPTER XXXIII. The Fate of Injun Joe Huck and Tom Compare Notes An Expedition to the Cave Pro- tection Against Ghosts" An Awful Snug Place" A Reception at the Widow Douglas's, 252 CHAPTER XXXIV. Springing a Secret Mr. Jones' Surprise a Failure 264 CHAPTER XXXV. A New Order of Things Poor Huck New Adventures Planned 268 CONCLUSION 275 ILLUSTRATIONS. Tom Sawyer . . . Frontispiece PAGE 17 18 19 23 25 26 28 30 32 33 34 35 36 38 39 39 40 4i 42 44 45 47 ST 52 53 54 55 57 58 59 60 63 64 67 69 PAGE . . 7O Interrupted Courtship . 71 Aunt Polly Beguiled .... A Good Opportunity .... Tail Piece .... The Grave in the Woods . . . 78 . 79 81 'Tendin' to Business Robin Hood and his Foe . Death of Robin Hood Midnight Tom's Mode of Egress Tom's Effort at Prayer Muff Potter Outwitted The Graveyard . . 83 . . 84 . . 85 . 86 . 88 . 91 . 92 Q-5 Becky Thatcher After the Battle ..... Mary Disturbing Muff's Sleep . Tom's Talk with his Aunt Muff Potter .... A Suspicious Incident Injun Joe's two Victims . In the Coils .... Peter Aunt Polly seeks Information . A General Good Time Demoralized .... . . 9 8 . TOO . IOI . IO2 . 103 . 106 . 107 . 108 . . no . 112 Tom Contemplating .... Boyhood Using the " Barlow " .... Tom as a Sunday-School Hero The Model Boy On Board Their First Prize The Pirates Ashore . . . II? . 118 The Church Choir A Side Show Wild Life ..... The Pirate's Bath . 121 121 Result of Playing in Church . The Pinch-Bug Sid Dentistry The Pleasant Stroll . .124 The Search for the Drowned . The Mysterious Writing . River View . 125 . 127 128 Mother Hopkins Result of Tom's Truthfulness . What Tom Saw . . I3O Tom Swims the River 133 XVI ILL USTRA TIONS. PAGE Taking Lessons 134 The Pirates' Egg Market . . . .135 Tom Looking for Joe's Knife . . . 139 The Thunder Storm . . . .141 Terrible Slaughter 143 The Mourner . . . . . . 144 Tom's Proudest Moment . . . .147 Amy Lawrence 148 Tom tries to Remember . . . .150 The Hero 152 A Flirtation 154 Becky Retaliates 155 A Sudden Frost 156 Counter-irritation 157 Aunt Polly . . . . . .158 Tom Justified ...... 160 The Discovery i6i Caught in the Act 163 Tom Astonishes the School . . . 165 Literature 166 Tom Declaims . . . . . 167 Examination Evening .... 168 On Exhibition 170 Prize Authors . . . . . . 173 The Master's Dilemma .... 174 The School House 175 The Cadet '.176 Happy for Two Days .... 177 Enjoying the Vacation .... 178 The Stolen Melons ..... 180 The Judge 181 Visiting the Prisoner . . . .184 Tom Swears . . . . . .186 The Court Room 188 The Detective 189 Tom Dreams ...... 190 The Treasure ...... 191 The Private Conference .... 192 A King ; Poor Fellow ! 194 Business ....... 195 The Ha'nted House 198 Injun Joe igg The Greatest and Best . . . .200 Hidden Treasures Unearthed . . . 205 The Boy's Salvation . Room No. 2 ... The Next Day's Conference Treasures Uncle Jake Huck at Home The Haunted Room " Run for Your Life " McDougal's Cave . Inside the Cave PAGE . 207 . 208 . 209 . 211 . 212 . 213 . 214 . 216 . 217 . 220 Huck on Duty 221 A Rousing Act 224. Tail Piece 225 The Welchman ..... 226 Result of a Sneeze 227 Cornered 229 Alarming Discoveries .... 232 Tom and Becky stir up the Town . . 233 Tom's Marks 234 Huck Questions the Widow . . . 235 Vampires ....... 236 Wonders of the Cave .... 237 Attacked by Natives . . . .238 Despair 240 The Wedding Cake 242 A New Terror 245 Daylight 247 " Turn Out " to Receive Tom and Becky 248 The Escape from the Cave . . . 249 Fate of the Ragged Man . . . .251 The Treasures Found .... 252 Caught at Last 253 Drop after Drop 254 Having a Good Time .... 255 A Business Trip 257 "Got it at Last !" 261 Tail Piece 263 Widow Douglas 264 Tom Backs his Statement . . .266 Tail Piece 267 Huck Transformed 268 Comfortable Once More . . . .271 High up in Society 273 Contentment 274 No answer. " TOM ! " No answer. "What's gone with that boy, I wonder? You TOM ! " No answer. The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the room ; then she put them up and looked out under them. She seldom or never looked through them for so small a thing as a boy ; they were her state pair, the pride of her heart, and were built for "style," not service she could have seen through a pair of stove lids just as well. She looked perplexed for a moment, and then said, not fiercely, but still loud enough for the furniture to hear: i8 TOM SA WYER "Well, I lay if I get hold of you I'll" She did not finish, for by this time she was bending down and punching under the bed with the broom, and so she needed breath to punctuate -the punches with. She resurrected nothing but the cat. " I never did see the beat of that boy ! " She went to the open door and stood in it and looked out among the tomato vines and " jimpson " weeds that constituted the garden. No Tom. So she lifted up her voice at an angle calculated for dis- tance, and shouted : " Y-o-u-u Tom ! " There was a slight noise behind her and she turned just in time to seize a small boy by the slack of his roundabout and arrest his flight. " There ! I might 'a' thought of that closet. What you been doing in there ? " " Nothing." " Nothing! Look at your hands. And look at your mouth. What is that truck? " "/don't know, aunt." " Well, / know. It's jam that's what it is. Forty times I've said if you didn't let tljat jam alone I'd skin you. Hand me that switch." The switch hovered in the air the peril was desperate " My ! Look behind you, aunt ! " The old lady whirled round, and snatched her skirts out of danger. The lad fled, on the instant, scrambled up the high board-fence, and AUNT POLLY BEGUILED. disappeared over it. His aunt Polly stood surprised a moment, and then broke into a gentle laugh. "Hang the boy, can't I never learn anything? Ain't he played me tricks enough like that for me to be looking out for him by this time ? But old fools A UNT POLL Y DECIDES UPON HER DUTY. is the biggest fools there is. Can't learn an old dog new tricks, as the saying is. But my goodness, he never plays them alike, two days, and how is a body to know what's coming? He 'pears to know just how long he can torment me before I get my dander up, and he knows if he can make out to put me off for a minute or make me laugh, it's all down again and I can't hit him a lick. I ain't doing my duty by that boy, and that's the Lord's truth, goodness knows. Spare the rod and spile the child, as the Good Book says. I'm a laying up sin and suffering for us both, / know. He's full of the Old Scratch, but laws-a-me ! he's my own dead sister's boy, poor thing, and I ain't got the heart to lash him, somehow. Every time I let him off, my conscience does hurt me so, and every time I hit him my old heart most breaks. Well-a-well, man that is born of woman is of few days and full of trouble, as the Scripture says, and I reckon it's so. He'll play hookey this evening, * and I'll just be obleeged to make him work, tomorrow, to punish him. It's mighty hard to make him work Saturdays, when all the boys is having holiday, but he hates work more than he hates anything else, and I've got to do some of my duty by him, or I'll be the ruina- tion of the child." Tom did play hookey, and he had a very good time. He got back home barely in season to help Jim, the small colored boy, saw next-day's wood and split the kindlings before sup- per at least he was there in time to tell his adventures to Jim while Jim did three- fourths of the work. Tom's younger brother (or rather, half-brother) Sid, was already through with his part of the work (picking up chips) for he was a quiet boy, and had no adventurous, troublesome A GOOD OPPORTUNITY. ways. While Tom was eating his supper, and stealing sugar as opportunity offered, * South-western for "afternoon." TOM SAWYER. Aunt Polly asked him questions that were full of guile,, and very deep for she wanted to trap him into damaging revealments. Like many other simple- hearted souls, it was her pet vanity to believe she was endowed with a talent for dark and mysterious diplomacy, and she loved to contemplate her most transparent devices as marvels of low cunning. Said she: "Tom, it was middling warm in school, warn't it?" " Yes'm." "Powerful warm, warn't it?" "Yes'm." "Didn't you want to go in a-swimming, Tom? " A bit of a scare shot through Tom a touch of uncomfortable suspicion. He searched Aunt Polly's face, but it told him nothing. So he said: "No'm well, not very much." The old lady reached out her hand and felt Tom's shirt, and said : "But you ain't too warm now, though." And it flattered her to reflect that she had discovered that the shirt was dry without anybody knowing that that was what she had in her mind. But in spite of her, Tom knew where the wind lay, now. So he forestalled what might be the next move : " Some of us pumped on our heads mine's damp yet. See? " Aunt Polly was vexed to think she had overlooked that bit of circumstantial evidence, and missed a trick. Then she had a new inspiration : " Tom, you didn't have to undo your shirt collar where I sewed it, to pump on your head, did you ? Unbutton your jacket! " The trouble vanished out of Tom's face. He opened his jacket. His shirt collar was securely sewed. "Bother! Well, go 'long with you. I'd made sure you'd played hookey and been a-swimming. But I forgive ye, Tom. I reckon you're a kind of a singed cat, as the saying is better'n you look. This time." She was half sorry her sagacity had miscarried, and half glad that Tom had stumbled into obedient conduct for once. But Sidney said: "Well, now, if I didn't think you sewed his collar with white thread, but it's black." TOM PRACTICES MUSIC. 21 " Why, I did sew it with white ! Tom ! " But Tom did not wait for the rest. As he went out at the door he said : "Siddy, I'll lick you for that." In a safe place Tom examined two large needles which were thrust into the lappels of his jacket, and had thread bound about them one needle carried white thread and the other black. He said : " She'd never noticed if it hadn't been for Sid. Confound it ! sometimes she sews it with white, and sometimes she sews it with black. I wish to geeminy she'd stick to one or t'other / can't keep the run of 'em. But I bet you I'll lam Sid for that. I'll learn him ! " He was not the Model Boy of the village. He knew the model boy very well though and loathed him. Within two minutes, or even less, he had forgotten all his troubles. Not because his troubles were one whit less heavy and bitter to him than a man's are to a man, but because a new and powerful interest bore them down and drove them out of his mind for the time just as men's misfortunes are forgotten in the excitement of new enterprises. This new interest was a valued novelty in whistling, which he had just acquired from a negro, and he was suffering to practice it undisturbed. It consisted in a peculiar bird-like turn, a sort of liquid warble, produced by touching the tongue to the roof of the mouth at short intervals in the midst of the music the reader probably remembers how to do it, if he has ever been a boy. Diligence and attention soon gave him the knack of it, and he strode down the street with his mouth full of harmony and his soul full of gratitude. He felt much as an astron- omer feels who has discovered a new planet no doubt, as far as strong, deep, unalloyed pleasure is concerned, the advantage was with the boy, not the astronomer. The summer evenings were long. It was not dark, yet. Presently Tom checked his whistle. A stranger was before him a boy a shade larger than himself. A new comer of any age or either sex was an impressive curiosity in the poor little shabby village of St. Petersburgh. This boy was well-dressed, too well-dressed on a week-day. This was simply astounding. His cap was a dainty thing, his close- buttoned blue cloth roundabout was new and natty, and so were his pantaloons. He had shoes on and it was only Friday. He even wore a necktie, a bright bit TOM SAWYER. of ribbon. He had a citified air about him that ate into Tom's vitals. The more Tom stared at the splendid marvel, the higher he turned up his nose at his finery and the shabbier and shabbier his own outfit seemed to him to grow. Neither boy spoke. If one moved, the other moved but only sidewise, in a circle ; they kept face to face and eye to eye all the time. Finally Tom said : " I can lick you ! " " I'd like to see you try it." "Well, I can do it." " No you can't, either." "Yes I can." " No you can't." "lean." " You can't." " Can ! " " Can't ! " An uncomfortable pause. Then Tom said : " What's your name ? " " 'Tisn't any of your business, maybe." "Well I 'low I'll make it my business." " Well why don't you ? " " If you say much I will." "Much much much. There now." " Oh, you think you're mighty smart, don't you ? I could lick you with one hand tied behind me, if I wanted to." " Well why don't you do it ? You say you can do it." " Well I willy if you fool with me." "Oh yes I've seen whole families in the same fix." " Smarty ! You think you're some, now, don't you ? Oh what a hat ! " " You can lump that hat if you don't like it. I dare you to knock it off and anybody that'll take a dare will suck eggs." " You're a liar ! " " You're another." THE CHALLENGE. " You're a fighting liar and dasn't take it up." "Aw take a walk ! " "Say if you give me much more of your sass I'll take and bounce a rock off'n your head." " Oh, of course you will." "Well I will." " Well why don't you do it then ? What do you keep saying you will for ? Why don't you do it ? It's because you're afraid." " I ain't afraid." "You are." " I ain't." " You are." Another pause, and more eyeing and sid- ling around each other. Presently they were shoulder to shoulder. Tom said : " Get away from here ! " "Go away yourself! " "I won't." "/won't either." So they stood, each with a foot placed at an angle as a brace, and both shoving with might and main, and glowering at each other with hate. But neither could get an advantage. After struggling till both were hot and flushed, each relaxed his strain with WHO'S AFRAID ? watchful caution, and Tom said : "You're a coward and a pup. I'll tell my big brother on you, and he can thrash you with his little finger, and I'll make him do it, too." " \Vhat do I care for your big brother ? I've got a brother that's bigger than he is and what's more, he can throw him over that fence, too." [Both brothers were imaginary.] "That's a lie." 24 TOM SAWYER. " Your saying so don't make it so." Tom drew a line in the dust with his big toe, and said : " I dare you to step over that, and I'll lick you till you can't stand up. Anybody that'll take a dare will steal sheep." The new boy stepped over promptly, and said : " Now you said you'd do it, now let's see you do it." " Don't you crowd me now; you better look out." " Well, you said you'd do it why don't you do it ? " "By jingo ! for two cents I will do it." The new boy took two broad coppers out of his pocket and held them out with derision. Tom struck them to the ground. In an instant both boys were rolling and tumbling in the dirt, gripped together like cats; and for the space of a minute they tugged and tore at each other's hair and clothes, punched and scratched each other's noses, and covered themselves with dust and glory. Presently the confusion took form and through the fog of battle Tom appeared, seated astride the new boy, and pounding him with his fists. " Holler 'nuff! " said he. The boy only struggled to free himself. He was crying, mainly from rage. "Holler 'nuff! " and the pounding went on. At last the stranger got out a smothered " 'Nuff! " and Tom let him up and said : " Now that'll learn you. Better look out who you're fooling with next time." The new boy went off brushing the dust from his clothes, sobbing, snuffling, and occasionally looking back and shaking his head and threatening what he would do to Tom the "next time he caught him out." To which Tom responded with jeers, and started off in high feather, and as soon as his back was turned the new boy snatched up a stone, threw it and hit him between the shoulders and then turned tail and ran like an antelope. Tom chased the traitor home, and thus found out where he lived. He then held a position at the gate for some time, daring the enemy to corne outside, but the enemy only made faces at him through the window and declined. At last the enemy's mother appeared, and called Tom a bad, vicious, vulgar child, and ordered him away. So he went away ; but he said he " 'lowed " to ' 'lay " for that boy. A PRIVATE ENTRANCE. He got home pretty late, that night, and when he climbed cautiously in at the window, he uncovered an ambuscade, in the person of his aunt ; and when she saw the state his clothes were in her resolution to turn his Saturday holiday into -captivity at hard labor became adamantine in its firmness. morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life. There was a song in every heart ;. and- if the heart was young the music issued at the lips. There was cheer in every face and a spring in every step. The locust trees were in bloom and the fragrance of the blossoms filled the air. Cardiff Hill, beyond the Village and above it, was green with vegetation, and it lay just far enough away to seem a Delectable Land, dreamy, reposeful, and inviting. Tom appeared on the sidewalk with a bucket of whitewash and a long- handled brush. He surveyed the fence, and all gladness left him and a deep melancholy settled down upon his spirit. Thirty yards of board fence nine feet high. Life to him seemed hollow, and existence but a burden. Sighing. 26 STJfONG TEMPTATIONS. 27 he dipped his brush and passed it along the topmost plank ; repeated the operation; did it again; compared the insignificant whitewashed streak with the far-reaching continent of unwhitewashed fence, and sat down on a tree-box dis- couraged. Jim came skipping out at the gate with a tin pail, and singing " Buffalo Gals." Bringing water from the town pump had always been hateful work in Tom's eyes, before, but now it did not strike him so. He remembered that there was company at the pump. White, mulatto, and negro boys and girls were always- there waiting their turns, resting, trading playthings, quarreling, fighting,- skylark- ing. And he remembered that although the pump was only a hundred and fifty yards off, Jim never got back with a bucket of water under an hour and even then somebody generally had to go after him. Tom said : "Say, Jim, I'll fetch the water if you'll whitewash some." Jim shook his head and said : " Can't, Mars Tom. Ole missis, she tole me I got to go an' git dis water an' not stop foolin' roun' wid anybody. She say she spec' Mars Tom gwine to ax me to whitewash, an' so she tole me go' 'long an' 'tend to my own business she 'lowed she'd 'tend to de whitewashin'." " Oh, never you mind what she said, Jim. That's the way she always talks. Gimme the bucket I won't be gone only a minute. She won't ever know." " Oh, I dasn't Mars Tom. Ole missis she'd take an' tar de head off n me. 'Deed she would." u She .' She never licks anybody whacks 'em over the head with her thimble and who cares for that, I'd like to. know. She talks awful, but talk don't hurt anyways it don't if she don't cry. Jim, I'll give you a marvel. I'll give you a white alley ! " Jim began to waver. "White alley, Jim! And it's a bully taw." " My ! Dat's a mighty gay marvel, / tell you ! But Mars Tom I's powerful 'fraid ole missis " "And besides, if you will I'll show you my sore toe." Jim was only human this attraction was too much for him. He put down his pail, took the white alley, and bent over the toe with absorbing interest while the 28 TOM SAWYER. bandage was being unwound. In another moment he was flying down the street with his pail and a tingling rear, Tom was whitewashing with vigor, and Aunt Polly TENDIN' TO BUSINESS. was retiring from the field with a slipper in her hand and triumph in her eye. But Tom's energy did not last. He began to think of the fun he had planned for this day, and his sorrows multiplied. Soon the free boys would come tripping along on all sorts of delicious expeditions, and they would make a world of fun of him for having to work the very thought of it burnt him like fire. He got out his worldly wealth and examined it bits of toys, marbles, and trash ; enough to buy an exchange of work, maybe, but not half enough to buy so much as half an hour of pure freedom. So he returned his straightened means to his pocket, and gave up the idea of trying to buy the boys. At this dark and hopeless moment an inspiration burst upon him ! Nothing less than a great, magnificent inspiration. He took up his brush and went tranquilly to work. Ben Rogers hove in sight presently the very boy, of all boys, whose ridicule he had been dreading. Ben's S7^RA TEGIC MO YEMEN TS. 29 gait was the hop-skip-and-jump proof enough that his heart was light and his anticipations high. He was eating an apple, and giving a long, melodious whoop, at intervals, followed by a deep-toned ding-dong-dong, ding-dong-dong, for he was personating a steamboat. As he drew near, he slackened speed, took the middle of the street, leaned far over to starboard and rounded to ponderously and with laborious pomp and circumstance for he was personating the " Big Missouri," and considered himself to be drawing nine feet of water. He was boat, and captain, and engine-bells combined, so he had to imagine himself standing on his own hurricane-deck giving the orders and executing them : " Stop her, sir ! Ting-a-ling-ling ! " The headway ran almost out and he drew up slowly toward the side-walk. " Ship up to back ! Ting-a-ling-ling ! " His arms straightened and stiffened down his sides. " Set her back on the stabboard ! Ting-a-ling-ling ! Chow ! ch-chow- wow ! Chow ! " His right hand, meantime, describing stately circles, for it was representing a forty-foot wheel. " Let her go back on the labboard ! Ting-a-ling-ling ! . Chow-ch-chow-chow ! " The left hand began to describe circles. " Stop the stabboard ! Ting-a-ling-ling ! Stop the labbord ! Come ahead on the stabboard ! Stop her! Let your outside turn over slow! Ting-a-ling-ling! Chow-ow-ow ! Get out that head-line! Lively now! Come out with your spring-line what 're you about there ! Take a turn round that stump with the bight of it ! Stand by that stage, now let her go ! Done with the engines, sir ! Ting-a-ling-ling! Stit! s'A't/ sh't!" (trying the gauge-cocks.) Tom went on whitewashing paid no attention to the steamboat. Ben stared a moment and then said : " Hi-jy// You re up a stump, ain't you ! " No answer. Tom surveyed his last touch with the eye of an artist; then he gave his brush another gentle sweep and surveyed the result, as before. Ben ranged up alongside of him. Tom's mouth watered for the apple, but he stuck to his work. Ben said : " Hello, old chap, you got to work, hey ? " Tom wheeled suddenly and said : TOM SA WYER. " Why it's you Ben ! I warn't noticing." "Say /'m going in a swimming, / am. Don't you wish you could? But of course you'd druther work wouldn't you? Course you would ! " Tom contemplated the boy a bit, and said : " What do you call work ? " " Why ain't that work ? " Tom resumed his whitewashing, and answered carelessly : "Well, maybe it is, and maybe it aint. All I know, is, it suits Tom Sawyer." "Oh come, now, you don't mean to let on that you like it ? " The brusji continued to move. "Like it? Wei) I don't see why I oughtn't to like it. Does a boy get a chance to whitewash a fence every day ? " That put the thing in a new light. Ben stopped nibbling his apple. Tom swept his brush daintily back and forth stepped back to note the effect added a touch here and there criti- ' AIN'T THAT WORK? cised the effect aga i n _Ben watching every move and getting more and more interested, more and more absorbed. Presently he said : "Say, Tom, let me whitewash a little." Tom considered, was about to consent ; but he altered his mind : "No no I reckon it wouldn't hardly do, Ben. You see, Aunt Polly's awful particular about this fence right here on the street, you know but if it was the back fence I wouldn't mind and she wouldn't. Yes, she's awful particular about this fence; it's got to be done very careful; I reckon there ain't one boy in a thousand, maybe two thousand, that can do it the way it's got to be done. THE INNOCENTS BEGUILED. 31 "No is that so? Oh come, now lemme just try. Only just a little I'd let you, if you was me, Tom." "Ben, I'd like to, honest injun; but Aunt Polly well Jim wanted to do it, but she wouldn't let him ; Sid wanted to do it, and she wouldn't let Sid. Now don't you see how I'm fixed ? If you was to tackle this fence and anything was to happen to it " " Oh, shucks, I'll be just as careful. Now lemme try. Say I'll give you the core of my apple." "Well, here . No, Ben, now don't. I'm afeard " " I'll give you all of it ! " Tom gave up the brush with reluctance in his face but alacrity in his heart. And while the late steamer " Big Missouri " worked and sweated in the sun, the retired artist sat on a barrej. iri the shade close by, dangled his legs, munched his apple, and planned the slaughter of more innocents. There was no lack of mate- rial ; boys happened along every little while ; they came to jeer, but remained to whitewash. By the time Ben was fagged out, Tom had traded the next chance to Billy Fisher for a kite, in good repair ; and when he played out, Johnny Miller bought in for a dead rat and a string to swing it with and so on, and so on, hour after hour. And when the middle of the afternoon came, from being a poor poverty, stricken boy in the morning, Tom was literally rolling in wealth. He had beside the things before mentioned, twelve marbles, part of a jews-harp, a piece of blue bottle-glass to look through, a spool cannon, a key that wouldn't unlock anything, a fragment of chalk, a glass stopper of a decanter, a tin soldier, a couple of tadpoles, six fire-crackers, a kitten with only one eye, a brass door-knob, a dog-collar but no dog the handle of a knife, four pieces of orange-peel, and a dilapidated old window-sash. TOM SAWYER. He had had a nice, good, idle time all the while plenty of company and the fence had three coats of whitewash on it! If he hadn't run out of whitewash, he would have bankrupted every boy in the village. Tom said to himself that it was not such a hollow world, after all. He had dis- covered a great law of human action, without knowing it namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain. If he had been a great and wise philosopher, like the writer of this book, he would now have comprehended that Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and that Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. And this would help him to understand why constructing artificial flowers or performing on a tread- mill is work, while rolling ten-pins or climb- | ing Mont Blanc is only amusement. There are wealthy gentlemen in England who drive four-horse passenger-coaches twenty or thirty miles on a daily line, in the sum- mer, because the privilege costs them con- siderable money; but if they were offered wages for the service, that would turn it into work and then they would resign. AMUSEMENT. The boy mused a while over the substantial change which had taken place in his worldly circumstances, and then wended toward head-quarters to report. m. again in this intrepid way. He said : "What, a'ready? How much have you done?" 3 33 presented himself before Aunt Polly, who was. sitting by an open window in a pleasant rearward apart- ment, which was bed-room, breakfast- room, dining-room, and library, com- bined. The balmy, summer air, the restful quiet, the odor of the flowers, and the drowsing murmur of the bees had had their effect, and she was nodding over her knitting for she had no company but the cat, and it was asleep in her lap. Her specta- cles were propped up on her gray head for safety. She had thought that of course Tom had deserted long ago, and she wondered at see- ing him place himself in her power 'Mayn't I go and play now, aunt?'' 34 TOM SAWYER. " It's all done, aunt." "Tom, don't lie to me I can't bear it." " I ain't, aunt ; it is all done." Aunt Polly placed small trust in such evidence. She went out to see for herself; and she would have been content to find twenty per cent of Tom's statement true. When she found the entire fence whitewashed, and not only whitewashed but elaborately coated and recoated, and even a streak added to the ground, her astonishment was almost unspeakable. She said : "Well, I never! There's no getting round it, you can work when your'e a mind to, Tom." And then she diluted the compliment by adding, " But it's powerful seldom you're a mind to, I'm bound to say. Well, go 'long and play; but mind you get back sometime in a week, or I'll tan you." She was so overcome by the splendor of his achievement that she took him into the closet and selected a choice apple and delivered it to him, along with an improving lecture upon the added value and flavor a treat took to itself when it came with- out sin through virtuous effort. And while she closed with a happy scriptural flourish, he " hooked " a doughnut. Then he skipped out, and saw Sid just starting up the outside stairway that led to the back rooms on the second floor. Clods were PAVING OFF. handy and the air was full of them in a twinkling. They raged around Sid like a hail-storm ; and before Aunt Polly could collect her surprised faculties and sally to the rescue, six or seven clods had taken personal effect, and Tom was over the fence and gone. There was a gate, but as a general thing he was too crowded for time to make use of it. His soul was at peace, now that he had settled with Sid for calling attention to his black thread and getting him into trouble. TOM AS A GENERAL. 35 Tom skirted the block, and came round into a muddy alley that led by the back of his aunt's cow-stable. He presently got safely beyond the reach of capture and punishment, and hasted toward the public square of the village, where two " military " companies of boys had met for conflict, according to previous appointment. Tom was General of one of these armies, Joe Harper (a bosom friend,) General of the other. These two great commanders did not condescend to fight in person that being better suited to the still smaller fry but sat together on an eminence and conducted the field operations by orders delivered through aides-de-camp. Tom's army won a great victory, after a long and hard-fought battle. Then the dead were counted, prisoners exchanged, the- terms of the next disagreement agreed upon and the day for the necessary AFTER THE BATTLE. "battle appointed ; after which the armies fell into line and marched away, and Tom turned homeward alone. As he was passing by the house where Jeff Thatcher lived, he saw a new girl TOM SA WYER. in the garden a lovely little blue-eyed creature with yellow hair plaited into two long tails, white summer frock and embroidered pantalettes. The fresh- crowned hero fell without firing a shot. A certain Amy Lawrence vanished out of his heart and left not even a memory of herself behind. He had thought he loved her to distraction, he had regarded his passion as adoration; and behold it was only a poor little evanescent partiality. He had been months winning her; she had confessed hardly a week ago; he had been the hap- piest and the proudest boy in the world only seven short days, and here in one instant of time she had gone out of his heart like a casual stranger whose visit is done. He worshiped this new angel with fur- tive eye, till he saw that she had discovered him ; then he pretended he did not know she was present, and began to "show off" in all sorts of absurd boyish ways, in order to win her admiration. He kept up this grotesque foolishness for some time ; but by and by, while he was in the midst of some dangerous gymnastic performances, he glanced aside and saw that the little girl was wending her way toward the house. Tom came up to the fence and leaned on it, grieving, and hoping she would tarry yet a while longer. She halted a moment on the steps and then moved toward the door. Tom heaved a great sigh as she put her foot on the threshold. But his face lit up, right away, for she tossed a pansy over the fence a moment before she disappeared. The boy ran around and stopped within a foot or two of the flower, and then shaded his eyes with his hand and began to look down street as if he had dis- covered something of interest going on in that direction. Presently he picked up a straw and began trying to balance it on his nose, with his head tilted far back ; and as he moved from side to side, in his efforts, he edged nearer and ' SHOWING OFF. TRIUMPH A ND RE WA RD. 3 7 nearer toward the pansy; finally his bare foot rested upon it, his pliant toes closed upon it, and he hopped away with the treasure and disappeared round the corner. But only for a minutexonly while he could button the flower inside his jacket, next his heart or next his stomach, possibly, for he was not much posted in anatomy, and not hypercritical, anyway. He returned, now, and hung about the fence till nightfall, " showing off," as before ; but the girl never exhibited herself again, though Tom comforted him- self a little with the hope that she had been near some window, meantime, and been aware of his attentions. Finally he rode home reluctantly, with his poor head full of visions. All through supper his spirits were so high that his aunt wondered " what had got into the child." He took a good scolding about clodding Sid, and did not seem to mind it in the least. He tried to steal sugar under his aunt's very nose, and got his knuckles rapped for it. He said : " Aunt, you don't whack Sid when he takes it." " Well, Sid don't torment a body the way you do. You'd be always into that sugar if I warn't watching you." Presently she stepped into the kitchen, and Sid, happy in his immunity, reached for the sugar-bowl a sort of glorying over Tom which was well-nigh unbearable. But Sid's fingers slipped and the bowl dropped and broke. Tom was in ecstasies. In such ecstasies that he even controlled his tongue and was silent. He said to himself that he would not speak a word, even when his aunt came in, but would sit perfectly still till she asked who did the mischief; and then he would tell, and there would be nothing so good in the world as to see that pet model " catch it." He was so brim-full of exultation that he could hardly hold himself when the old lady came back and stood above the wreck discharging lightnings of wrath from over her spectacles. He said to himself, "Now it's coming!" And the next instant he was sprawling on the floor! The potent palm was uplifted to strike again when Tom cried out : " Hold on, now, what 'er you belting me for ? Sid broke it ! " Aunt Polly paused, perplexed, and Tom looked for healing pity. But when she got her tongue again, she only said : TOM SA WYER. "Umf! Well, you didn't get a lick amiss, I reckon. You been into some other audacious mischief when I wasn't around, like enough." ^ ^v^^^^ vv - Then her conscience reproached I ^v^" : -xNs\V i^\ ' 11111^1^ >;> ner > an d she yearned to say some- \v^^ ^>^ : iSI^^^^^^^ thing kind and loving; but she i ?./- -.':;.:. -^ '-; ,. ; ^^xx^%, ' : '- judged that this would be con- strued into a confession that she had been in the wrong, and disci- pline forbade that. So she kept silence, and went about her affairs with a troubled heart. Tom sulked in a corner and exalted his woes. ^He knew that in her heart his aunt was on her knees to him, and he was morosely gratified by the con- sciousness of it. He would hang . out no signals, he would take notice of none. He knew that a yearning glance fell upon him, now and then, through a film of tears, but he refused recognition of it. He pictured himself lying sick unto death and his aunt bending over him beseeching one little forgiving word, but he would turn his face to the wall, and die with that word unsaid. Ah, how would she feel then ? And he pictured himself brought home from the river, dead, with his curls all wet, and his sore heart at rest. How she would throw herself upon him, and how her tears would fall like rain, and her lips pray God to give her back her boy and she would never, never abuse him any more ! But he would lie there cold and white and make no sign a poor little sufferer, whose griefs were at an end. He so worked upon his feelings with the pathos of these dreams, that he had to keep swallow- ing, he was so like to choke ; and his eyes swam in a blur of water, which overflowed when he winked, and ran down and trickled from the end of his nose. And such a luxury to him was this petting of his sorrows, that he could not bear to have any worldly cheeriness or any grating delight intrude upon DISMAL FELICITY. 39 it ; it was too sacred for such con- tact; and so, presently, when his cousin Mary danced in, all alive with the joy of seeing home again after an age-long visit of one week to the country, he got up and moved in clouds and darkness out at one door as she brought song and sunshine in at the other. He wandered far from the .accus- tomed haunts of boys, and sought desolate places that were in harmony with his spirit. A log raft in the river invited him, and he seated him- self on its outer edge and contem- plated the dreary vastness of the stream, wishing, the while, that he could only be drowned, all at once and uncon- sciously, without undergoing the uncom- fortable routine devised by nature. Then he thought of his flower. He got it out, rumpled and wilted, and it mightily in- creased his dismal felicity. He wondered if she would pity him if she knew ? Would she cry, and wish that she had a right to put her arms around his neck and com- fort him? Or would she turn coldly away like all the hollow world ? This picture brought such an agony of pleasureable suffering that he worked it over and over again in his mind and set it up in new and varied lights, till he wore it threadbare, departed in the darkness. At last he rose up sighing and AC TOM SA WYRR. About half past nine or ten o'clock he came along the^ deserted street to where the Adored Unknown lived ; he paused a moment ; no sound fell upon his listening ear; a candle was casting a dull glow upon the curtain of a second-story window. Was the sacred presence there ? He climbed the fence, threaded his stealthy way through the plants, till he stood under that window; he looked up at it long, and with emotion ; then he laid him down on the ground under it, disposing himself upon his back, with his hands clasped upon his breast and holding his poor wilted flower. And thus he would die out in the cold world, with no shelter over his homeless head, no friendly hand to wipe the death-damps from his brow, no loving face to bend pityingly over him when the great agony came. And thus she would see him when she looked out upon the glad morning, and oh ! would she drop one little tear upon his poor, lifeless form, would she heave one little sigh to see a bright young life so rudely blighted, so untimely cut down? The window went up, a maid-servant's discordant voice profaned the holy calm, and a deluge of water drenched the prone martyr's remains! The strangling hero sprang up with a _^ i relieving snort. There was a whiz as of a missile in the air, mingled with the murmur of a curse, a sound as of COMMISSION AND OMISSION. shivering glass followed, and a small, vague form went over the fence and shot away in the gloom. Not long after, as Tom, all undressed for bed, was surveying his drenched garments by the light of a tallow dip, Sid woke up ; but if he had any dim idea of making any " references to allusions," he thought better of it and held his peace, for there was danger in Tom's eye. Tom turned in without the added vexation of prayers, and Sid made mental note of the omission. sun rose upon a tranquil world, and beamed down upon the peaceful village like a benediction. Breakfast over, Aunt Polly had family worship; it began wilh a prayer built from the ground up of solid courses of Scrip- tural quotations> welded together with a thin mortar of originality ; and from the summit of this she delivered a grim chapter of the Mosaic Law, as from Sinai. Then Tom girded up his loins, so to speak, and went to work to " get his verses." Sid had learned his lesson days before. Tom bent all his ener- gies to the memorizing of five verses, and he chose part of the Sermon on the Mount, because he could find no verses that were shorter. At the end of half an hour Tom had a vague general idea of his lesson > but no more, for his. 42 MENTAL ACROBATICS. 43, mind was traversing the whole field of human thought, and his hands were busy with distracting recreations. Mary took his book to hear him recite, and he tried to find his way through the fog : " Blessed are the a a " "Poor" " Yes poor ; blessed are the poor a a " " In spirit " " In spirit ; blessed are the poor in spirit, for they they " " Theirs " " For theirs. Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn, for they they " "Sh " " For they a " " S, H, A " " For they S, H Oh I don't know what it is ! " " Shall! " " Oh, shall ! for they shall for they shall a a shall mourn a a blessed are they that shall they that a they that shall mourn, for they shall a shall what} Why don't you tell me Mary ? what do you want to be so mean for ? ". " Oh, Tom, you poor thick-headed thing, I'm not teasing you. I wouldn't do that. You must go and learn it again. Don't you be discouraged, Tom, you'll manage it and if you do, I'll give you something ever so nice. There, now, that's a good boy." "All right ! What is it, Mary, tell me what it is." " Never you mind, Tom. You know if I say it's nice, it is nice." " Youbet'you that's so, Mary. All right, I'll tackle it again." And he did " tackle it again " and under the double pressure of curiosity and prospective gain, he did it with such spirit that he accomplished a shining success. Mary gave him a bran-new " Barlow " knife worth twelve and a half cents ; and the convulsion of delight that swept his system shook him to his foundations. True, the knife would not cut anything, but it was a "sure-enough" Barlow, and there was inconceivable grandeur in that though where the western boys ever 44 TOM SA WYEK. got the idea that such a weapon could possibly be counterfeited to its injury, is an imposing mystery and will always remain so, perhaps. Tom contrived to scarify the cupboard with it, and was arranging to begin on the bureau, when he was called off to dress for Sunday-School. Mary gave him a tin basin of water and a piece of soap, and he went outside the door and set the basin on a little bench there ; then he dipped the soap in the water and laid it down ; turned up his sleeves; poured out the water on the ground, gently, and then entered the kitchen and began to wipe his face dili- gently on the towel behind the door. But Mary removed the towel and said : " Now ain't you ashamed, Tom. You mustn't be so bad. Water won't hurt you." Tom was a trifle disconcerted. The basin was refilled, and this time he stood over it a little while, gathering resolution ; took in a big breath and began. When he entered the kitchen presently, with both eyes shut and groping for the towel with his hands, an honorable testimony of suds and water was dripping from his face. But when he emerged from the towel, he was not yet satisfactory, for the clean territory stopped short at his chin and his jaws, like a mask ; below and beyond this line there was a dark expanse of unirrigated soil that spread down- ward in front and backward around his neck. Mary took him in hand, and when she was done with him he was* a man and a brother, without distinction of color, and his saturated hair was neatly brushed, and its short curls wrought into a dainty and symmetrical general effect. [He privately smoothed out the curls, with labor and difficulty, and plastered his hair close down to his head ; for he held curls to be effeminate, and his own filled his life with bitterness.] Then Mary got out a suit of his clothing that had been used only on Sundays during two years they were simply called his "other clothes " and so by that we know the size USING THE "BARLOW." A TTENDING SUNDA Y-SCHOOL. 45 of his wardrobe. The girl "put him to rights " after he had dressed himself; she buttoned his neat roundabout up to his chin, turned his vast shirt collar down over his shoulders, brushed him off and crowned him with his speckled straw hat. He now looked exceedingly improved and uncomfortable. He was fully as uncom- fortable as he looked ; for there was a restraint about whole clothes and cleanli- ness that galled him. He hoped that Mary would forget his shoes, but the hope was blighted ; she coated them thoroughly with tallow, as was the custom, and brought them out. He lost his temper and said he was always being made to do every- thing he didn't want to do. But Mary said, persuasively : " Please, Tom that's a good boy." So he got into the shoes snarling. Mary was soon ready, and the three children set out for Sunday-school a place that Tom hated with his whole heart; but Sid and Mary were fond of it. Sabbath-school hours were from nine to half past ten; and then church ser- vice. Two of of the children always remained for the sermon voluntarily, and the other always remained too for stronger reasons. The church's high-backed, uncushioned pews would seat about three hundred persons; the edifice was but a small, plain affair, with a sort of pine board tree-box on top of it for a steeple. At the door Tom dropped back a step and accosted a Sunday-dressed comrade : "Say, Billy, got a yaller ticket ? " "Yes." " What'll you take for her ? " THE CHURCH. " What'll you give ? " " Piece of lickrish and a fish-hook." " Less see 'em." 46 TOM SAWYER. Tom exhibited. They were satisfactory, and the property changed hands. Then Tom traded a couple of white alleys for three red tickets, and some small trifle or other for a couple of blue ones. He waylaid other boys as they came, and went on buying tickets of various colors ten or fifteen minutes longer. He entered the church, now, with a swarm of clean and noisy boys and girls, proceeded to his seat and started a quarrel with the first boy that came handy. The teacher, a grave, elderly man, interfered ; then turned his back a moment and Tom pulled a boy's hair in the next bench, and was absorbed in his book when the boy turned around ; stuck a pin in another boy, presently, in order to hear him say " Ouch ! " and got a new reprimand from his teacher. Tom's whole class were of a pattern restless, noisy, and troublesome. When they came to recite their lessons, not one of them knew his verses perfectly, but had to be prompted all along. However, they worried through, and each got his reward in small blue tickets, each with a passage of Scripture on it; each blue ticket was pay for two verses of the recitation. Ten blue tickets equalled a red one, and could be exchanged for it; ten red tickets equalled a yellow one : for ten yellow tickets the Superintendant gave a very plainly bound Bible, (worth forty cents in those easy times,) to the pupil. How many of my readers would have the industry and application to memorize two thousand verses, even for a Dore Bible? And yet Mary had acquired two Bibles in this way it was the patient work of two years and a boy of German parentage had won four or five. He once recited three thousand verses without stopping ; but the strain upon his mental faculties was too great, and he was little better than an idiot from that day forth a grievous misfortune for the school, for on great occa- sions, before company, the Superintendent (as Tom expressed it) had always made this boy come out and "spread himself." Only the older pupils managed to keep their tickets and stick to their tedious work long enough to get a Bible, and so the delivery of one of these prizes was a rare and noteworthy circumstance ; the successful pupil was so great and conspicuous for that day that on the spot every scholar's heart was fired with a fresh ambition that often lasted a couple of weeks. It is possible that Tom's mental stomach had never really hungered for one of those prizes, but unquestionably his entire being had for many a day longed for the glory and the eclat that came with it. THE SUPERINTENDENT. 47 In due course the Superintendent stood up in front of the pulpit, with a closed hymn book in his hand and his forefinger inserted between its leaves, and com- manded attention. When a Sunday-school Superintendent makes his customary little speech, a hymn-book in the hand is as necessary as is the inevitable sheet of NECESSITIES. music in the hand of a singer who stands forward on the platform and sings a solo at a concert though why, is a mystery : for neither the hymn-book nor the sheet of music is ever referred to by the sufferer. This Superintendent was a slim creature of thirty-five, with a sandy goatee and short sandy hair ; he wore a stiff standing-collar whose upper edge almost reached his ears and whose sharp points curved forward abreast the corners of his mouth a fence that compelled a straight lookout ahead, and a turning of the wrjole body when a side view was require.d ; his chin was propped on a spreading cravat which was as broad and as long as a bank note, and had fringed ends ; his boot toes were turned sharply up, in the fashion of the day, like sleigh-runners an effect patiently and laboriously 48 TOM SAWYER. 'produced by the young men by sitting with their toes pressed against a wall for hours together. Mr. Walters was very earnest of mein, and very sincere and honest at heart ; and he held sacred things and places in such reverence, and so separated them from worldly matters, that unconsciously to himself his Sunday-school voice had acquired a peculiar intonation which was wholly absent on week-days. He began after this fashion : " Now children, I want you all to sit up just as straight and pretty as you can and give me all your attention for a minute or two. There that is it. That is the way good little boys and girls should do. I see one little girl who is looking out of the window I am afraid she thinks I am out there somewhere perhaps up in one of the trees making a speech to the little birds. [Applausive titter.] I want to tell you how good it makes me feel to see so many bright, clean little faces assembled in a place like this, learning to do right and be good." And so forth and so on. It is not necessary to set down the rest of the oration. It was of a pattern which does not vary, and so it is familiar to us all. The latter third of the speech was marred by the resumption of fights and other recreations among certain of the bad boys, and by fidgetings and whisperings that extended far and wide, washing even to the bases of isolated and incorruptible rocks like Sid and Mary. But now every sound ceased suddenly, with the sub- sidence of Mr. Walters' voice, and the conclusion of the speech was received with a burst of silent gratitude. A good part of the whispering had been occasioned by an event which was more or less rare the entrance of visitors ; lawyer Thatcher, accompanied by a very feeble and aged man ; a fine, portly, middle-aged gentleman with iron-gray hair ; and a dignified lady who was doubtless the latter's wife. The lady was leading a child. Tom had been restless and full of chafings and repinings; conscience- smitten, too he could not meet Amy Lawrence's eye, he could not brook her loving gaze. But when he saw this small new-comer his soul was all ablaze with bliss in a moment. The next moment he was " showing off" with all his might cuffing boys, pulling hair, making faces in a word, using every art that seemed likely to fascinate a girl and win her applause. His exaltation had but one alloy the memory of his humiliation in this angel's garden and that record in sand SHO WING OFF." 49 was fast washing out, under the waves of happiness that were sweeping over it now. The visitors were given the highest seat of honor, and as soon as Mr. Walters' speech was finished, he introduced them to the school. The middle-aged man turned out to be a prodigious personage no less a one than the county judge altogether the most august creation these children had ever looked upon and they wondered what kind of material he was made of and they half wanted to hear him roar, and were half afraid he might, too. He was from Con- stantinople, twelve miles away so he had traveled, and seen the world these very eyes had looked upon the county court house which was said to have a tin roof. The awe which these reflections inspired was attested by the impressive silence and the ranks of staring eyes. This was the great Judge Thatcher, brother of their own lawyer. Jeff Thatcher immediately went forward, to be familiar with the great man and be envied by the school. It would have been music to his soul to hear the whisperings : " Look at him, Jim ! He's a going up there. Say look ! he's a going to shake hands with him he is shaking hands with him ! By jings, don't you wish you was Jeff? " Mr. Walters fell to " showing off," with all sorts of official bustlings and activities giving orders, delivering judgments, discharging directions here, there, everywhere that he could find a target. The librarian "showed off" running hither and thither with his arms full of books and making a deal of the splutter and fuss that insect authority delights' in. The young lady teachers "showed off" bending sweetly over pupils that were lately being boxed, lifting pretty warning fingers at bad little boys and patting good ones lovingly. The young gentlemen teachers " showed off" with small scoldings and other little displays of authority and fine attention to discipline and most of the teachers, of both sexes, found business up at the library, by the pulpit ; and it was business that frequently had to be done over again two or three times, (with much seeming vexation.) The little girls "showed off" in various ways, and the little boys "showed off" with such dili- gence that the air was thick with paper wads and the murmur of scufflings. And above it all the great man sat and beamed a majestic judicial smile upon all the house, and warmed himself in the sun of his own grandeur for he was " show- ing off," too. 4 50 TOM SAWYER. There was only one thing wanting, to make Mr. Walters' ecstacy complete, and that was a chance to deliver a Bible-prize and exhibit a prodigy. Several pupils had a few yellow tickets, but none had enough he had been around among the star pupils inquiring. He would have given worlds, now, to have that German lad back again with a sound mind. And now at this moment, when hope was dead, Tom Sawyer came forward with nine yellow tickets, nine red tickets, and ten blue ones, and demanded a Bible. This was a thunderbolt out of a clear sky. . Walters was not expecting an application from this source for the next ten years. But there was no getting around it here were the certified checks, and they were good for their face. Tom was therefore elevated to a place with the Judge and the other elect, and the great news was announced from head-quarters. It was the most stunning surprise of the decade, and so profound was the sensation that it lifted the new hero up to the judicial one's altitude, and the school had two marvels to gaze upon in place of one. The boys were all eaten up with envy but those that suffered the bitterest pangs were those who perceived too late that they themselves had contributed to this hated splendor by trading tickets to Tom for the wealth he had amassed in selling whitewashing privileges. These despised themselves, as being the dupes of a wily fraud, a guileful snake in the grass. The prize was delivered to Tom with as much effusion as the Superintendent could pump up under the circumstances; but it lacked somewhat of the true gush, for the poor fellow's instinct taught him that there was a mystery here that could not well bear the light, perhaps ; it was simply preposterous that this boy had warehoused two thousand sheaves of Scriptural wisdom on his premises a dozen would strain his capacity, without a doubt. Amy Lawrence was proud and glad, and she tried to make Tom see it in her f ace b u t he wouldn't look. She wondered; then she was just a grain troubled ; next a dim suspicion came and went came again ; she watched; a furtive glance told her worlds and then her heart broke, and she was jealous, and angry, and the tears came and she hated everybody. Tom most of all, (she thought.) Tom was introduced to the Judge; but his tongue was tied, his breath would hardly come, his heart quaked partly because of the awful greatness of the TOM LIONIZED. man, but mainly because he was her parent. He would have liked to fall down and worship him, if it were in the dark. The Judge put his hand on Tom's head and called him a fine little man, and asked him what his name was. The boy stammered, gasped, and got it out : " Tom." " Oh, no, not Tom it is " " Thomas." " Ah, that's it. I thought there was more to it, maybe. That's very well. But you've another one I daresay, and you'll tell it to me, won't you? " " Tell the gentleman your other name, Thomas," said Walters, " and say sir. You mustn't forget your manners." " Thomas Sawyer sir." " That's it! That's a good boy. Fine boy. Fine, manly little fellow. Two thousand verses is a great many very, very great many. And you never can be sorry for the trouble you took to learn them ; for knowledge is worth more than anything there is in the world; it's what makes great men and good men; you'll be a great man and a good man yourself, some day, Thomas, and then you'll look back and say, It's all owing to the precious Sunday-school privileges of my boy- hood it's all owing to my dear teachers that taught me to learn it's all owing to the good Superintendent, who encouraged me, and watched over me, and gave me a beautiful Bible a splendid elegant Bible, to keep and have it all for my own, always it's all owing to right bringing up ! That is what you will say, Thomas and you wouldn't take any money for those two thousand verses no indeed you wouldn't. And now you wouldn't mind telling me and this lady some of the things you've learned no, I know you wouldn't for we are proud of little boys that learn. Now no doubt you know the names of all the twelve disciples. Won't you tell us the names of the first two that were appointed ? " TOM AS A SUNDAY-SCHOOL HERO. 5 2 TOM SAWYER. Tom was tugging at a button hole and looking sheepish. He blushed, now, and his eyes fell. Mr. Walters' heart sank within him. He said to himself, it is not possible that the boy can answer the simplest question why did the Judge ask him ? Yet he felt obliged to speak up and say ; " Answer the gentleman, Thomas don't be afraid." Tom still hung fire. " Now I know you'll tell me " said the lady. " The names of the first two disciples were " " DAVID AND GOLIAH ! " Let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of the scene. who there half-past ten the cracked bell of the small church began to ring, and presently the people began to gather for the morning sermon. The Sunday school chil- dren distributed themselves about the house and occupied pews with their parents, so as to be under supervision. Aunt Polly came, and Tom and Sid and Mary sat with her Tom being placed next the aisle, in order that he might be as far away from the open window and the seductive out- side summer scenes as possible. The crowd filed up the aisles: the aged and needy postmaster, had seen better days; the mayor and his wife for they had a mayor , among other unnecessaries ; the justice of the peace; the widow 53 54 TOM SAWYER. Douglass, fair, smart and forty, a generous, good-hearted soul and well-to-do, her hill mansion the only palace in the town, and the most hospitable and much the most lavish in the matter of festivities that St. Petersburg could boast; the bent and venerable Major and Mrs. Ward ; lawyer Riverson, the new notable from a distance ; next the belle of the village, followed by a troop of lawn-clad and ribbon-decked young heart-breakers; then all the young clerks in town in a body for they had stood in the vestibule sucking their cane-heads, a circling wall of oiled and simpering admirers, till the Jast girl had run their gauntlet; and last of all came the Model Boy, Willie Mufferson, taking as heedful care of his mother as if she were cut glass. He always brought his mother to church, and was the pride of all the matrons. The boys all hated him, he was so good. And besides, he had been "thrown up to them" so much. His white handkerchief was hanging out of his pocket behind, as usual on Sundays accidentally. Tom had no handkerchief, and he looked upon boys who had, as snobs. The congregation being fully assembled, now, the bell rang once more, to warn lag- gards and stragglers, and then a solemn hush fell upon the church which was only broken by the tittering and whispering of the choir in the gallery. The choir always tittered and whispered all through service. There was once a church choir that was not ill-bred, but I have forgotten where it was, now. It was a great many years ago, and I can scarcely remember anything about it, but I think it was in some foreign country. The minister gave out the hymn, and read it through with a relish, in a peculiar style which was much admired in that part of the country. His voice began on a medium key and climbed steadily up till it reached a certain point, THE MOUKL BOY. A USEFUL MINISTER. 55 where it bore with strong emphasis upon the topmost word and then plunged down as if from a spring-board : Shall I be car-ri-ed toe the skies, on flow'ry bed* of ease, Whilst others fight to win the prize, and sail thro' blood- -y seas? He was regarded as a wonderful reader. At church "sociables" he was THE CHCTRCH CHOIR. always called upon to read poetry; and when he was through, the ladies would lift up their hands and let them fall helplessly in their laps, and " wall " their eyes, and shake their heads, as much as to say, "Words cannot express it; it is too beautiful, too beautiful for this mortal earth." After the hymn had been sung, the Rev. Mr. Sprague turned himself into a bulletin board, and read off " notices " of meetings and societies and things till it seemed that the list would stretch out to the crack of doom a queer custom which is still kept up in America, even in cities, away here in this age of abundant newspapers. Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it. 56 TO M SA WYER. And now the minister prayed. A good, generous prayer, it was, and went into details : it pleaded for the church, and the little children of the church ; for the other churches of the village; for the village itself; for the county ; for the State; for the State officers; for the United States; for the churches of the United States; for Congress; for the President; for the officers of the Govern- ment; for poor sailors, tossed by stormy seas; for the oppressed millions groaning under the heel of European monarchies and Oriental despotisms; for such as have the light and the good tidings, and yet have not eyes to see nor ears to hear withal ; for the heathen in the far islands of the sea ; and closed with a supplication that the words he was about to speak might find grace and favor, and be as seed sown in fertile ground, yielding in time a grateful harvest of good. Amen. There was a rustling of dresses, and the standing congregation sat down. The boy whose history this book relates did not enjoy the prayer, he only endured it if he even did that much. He was restive all through it; he kept tally of the details of the prayer, unconsciously for he was not listening, but he knew the ground of old, and the clergyman's regular route over it and when a little trifle of new matter was interlarded, his ear detected it and his whole nature resented it; he considered additions unfair, and scoundrelly. In the midst of the prayer a fly had lit on the back of the pew in front of him and tortured his spirit by calmly rubbing its hands together, embracing its head with its arms, and polishing it so vigorously that it seemed to almost part company with the body, and the slender thread of a neck was exposed to view ; scraping its wings with its hind legs and smoothing them to its body as if they had been coat tails ; going through its whole toilet as tranquilly as if it knew it was perfectly safe. As indeed it was; for as sorely as Tom's hands itched to grab for it they did not dare he believed his soul would be instantly destroyed if he did such a thing while the prayer was going on. But with the closing sentence his hand began to curve and steal forward ; and the instant the " Amen " was out the fly was a prisoner of war. His aunt detected the act and made him let it go. The minister gave out his text and droned along monotonously through an IN CHURCH. 57 argument that was so prosy that many a head by and by began to nod and yet it was an argument that dealt in limitless fire and brimstone and thinned the predestined elect down to a company so small as to be hardly worth the saving. Tom counted the pages of the sermon ; after church he always knew how many pages there had been, but he seldom knew anything else about the discourse. However, this time he was really interested for a little while. The minister made a grand and moving picture of the assembling together of the world's hosts at the millennium when the lion and the lamb should lie down together and a little child should lead them. But the pathos, the lesson, the moral of the great spectacle were lost upon the boy ; he only thought of the conspicu- ousness of the principal character before the on-looking nations; his face lit with the thought, and he said to him- self that he wished he could be that child, if it was a tame lion. Now he lapsed into suffering again, as the dry argument was resumed. Pres- ently he bethought him of a treasure he had and got it out. It was a large black beetle with formidable jaws a " pinch-bug," he called it. It was in a percussion-cap box. The first thing the beetle did was to take him by the finger. A natural fillip followed, the beetle went floundering into the aisle and lit on its back, and the hurt finger went into the boy's mouth. The beetle lay there work- ing its helpless legs, unable to turn over. Tom eyed it, and longed for it; but it was safe out of his reach. Other people un- interested in the sermon, found relief in A SIDE SHOW. the beetle, and they eyed it too. Presently a vagrant poodle dog came idling along, sad at heart, lazy with the summer softness and the quiet, weary of TOM SAWYER. captivity, sighing for change. He spied the beetle; the drooping tail lifted and wagged. He surveyed the prize; walked around it; smelt at it from a safe distance; walked around it again; grew bolder, and took a closer smell; then lifted his lip and made a gingerly snatch at it, just missing it; made another, and another; began to enjoy the diversion; subsided to his stomach with the beetle between his paws, and continued his experiments; grew weary at last, and then indifferent and absent-minded. His head nodded, and little by little his chin descended and touched the enemy, who seized it. There was a sharp yelp, a flirt of the poodle's head, and the beetle fell a couple of yards away, and lit on its back once more. The neighboring spectators shook with a gentle inward joy, several faces went behind fans and handker- chiefs, and Tom was entirely happy. The dog looked foolish, and probably felt so; but there was resentment in his heart, too, and a craving for revenge. So he went to the beetle and began a wary attack on it again ; jumping at it from every point of a circle, lighting with his fore paws within an inch of the crea- ture, making even closer snatches at it with his teeth, and jerking his head till his ears flapped again. But he grew tired once more, after a while ; tried to amuse himself with a fly but found no relief; followed an ant around, with his nose close to the floor, and quickly wearied of that; yawned, sighed, forgot the beetle entirely, and sat down on it! Then there was a wild yelp of agony and the poo- dle went sailing up the aisle; the yelps continued, and so did the dog; he crossed the house in front of the altar; he flew down the other aisle; he crossed before the doors; he clamored up the home-stretch ; his anguish grew with his progress, till RESULT OF PLAYING IN CHURCH. THE CLIMAX. 59) presently he was but a woolly comet moving in its orbit with the gleam and the speed of light. At last the frantic sufferer sheered from its course, and sprang into its master's lap ; he flung it out of the window, and the voice of distress quickly thinned away and died in the distance. By this time the whole church was red-faced and suffocating with suppressed laughter, and the sermon had come to a dead stand-still. The discourse was resumed presently, but it went lame and halting, all possibility of impressive- ness being at an end ; for even the gravest sentiments were constantly being received with a smothered burst of unholy mirth, under cover of some remote pew-back, as if the poor parson had said a rarely facetious thing. It was a genuine relief to the whole congregation when the ordeal was over and the,- benediction pronounced. Tom Sawyer went home quite cheerful, thinking to himself that there was some satisfaction about divine service when there was a bit of variety in it. He had but one marring thought; he was willing that the dog should play with his pinch-bug, but he did not think it was upright in him to carry it off. morning found Tom Sawyer miserable. Monday morning always found him so because it began another week's slow suffering in school. He generally began that day with wish- ing he had had no intervening holiday, it made the going into captivity and fetters again so much more odious. Tom lay thinking. Presently it oc- curred to him that he wished he was sick ; then he could stay home from school. Here was a vague possibility. He canvassed his system. No ailment was found, and he investigated again. * r i'/7Tir*" v 77 '^*J4^ H_Z_ \ u^>MLx>^5^i/A This time he thought he could detect colicky symptoms, and he began to encourage them with considerable hope. But they soon grew feeble, and presently died wholly away. He reflected further. 60 SELF-EXAMINATION. 61 Suddenly he discovered something. One of his upper front teeth was loose. This was lucky ; he was about to begin to groan, as a "starter," as he called it, when it occurred to him that if he came into court with that argument, his aunt would pull it out, and that would hurt. So he thought he would hold the tooth in reserve for the present, and seek further. Nothing offered for some little time, and then he remembered hearing the doctor tell about a certain thing that laid up a patient for two or three weeks and threatened to make him lose a finger. So the boy eagerly drew his sore toe from under the sheet and held it up for inspection. But now he did not know the necessary symptoms. However, it seemed well worth while to chance it, so he fell to groaning with considerable spirit. But Sid slept on unconscious. Tom groaned louder, and fancied that he began to feel pain in the toe. No result from Sid. Tom was panting with his exertions by this time. He too-k a rest and then swelled himself up and fetched a succession of admirable groans. Sid snored on. Tom was aggravated. He said, " Sid, Sid ! " and shook him. This course worked well, and Tom began to groan again. Sid yawned, stretched, then brought himself up on his elbow with a snort, and began to stare at Tom. Tom went on groaning. Sid said : " Tom ! Say, Tom ! " [No response.] " Here Tom ! Tom ! What is the matter, Tom ? " And he shook him and looked in his face anxiously. Tom moaned out : "O don't, Sid. Don't joggle me." "Why what's the matter Tom? I must call auntie." "No nevermind. It'll be over by and by, maybe. Don't call anybody." " But I must ! Don't groan so, Tom, it's awful. How long you been this way ? " " Hours. Ouch ! O don't stir so, Sid, you'll kill me." " Tom, why didn't you wake me sooner? O, Tom, don't! ' It makes my flesh crawl to hear you. Tom, what is the matter? " " I forgive you everything, Sid. [Groan.] Everything you've ever done to me. When I'm gone " 62 TOM SAWYER. " O, Tom, you ain't dying are you ? Don't, Tom O, don't. Maybe " " I forgive everybody, Sid. [Groan.] Tell 'em so, Sid. And Sid, you give my window-sash and my cat with one eye to that new girl that's come to town, and tell her " But Sid had snatched his clothes and gone. Tom was suffering in reality, now, so handsomely was his imagination working, and so his groans had gathered quite a genuine tone. Sid flew down stairs and said : " O, Aunt Polly, come ! Tom's dying ! " " Dying ! " " Yes'm. Don't wait come quick ! " " Rubbage ! I don't believe it ! " But she fled up stairs, nevertheless, with Sid and Mary at her heels. And her face grew white, too, and her lip trembled. When she reached the bedside she gasped out : " You Tom ! Tom, what's the matter with you ? " "O, auntie, I'm " "What's the matter with you what is the matter with you, child ? " " O auntie, my sore toe's mortified ! " The old lady sank down into a chair and laughed a little, then cried a little, then did both together. This restored her and she said : " Tom, what a turn you did give me. Now you shut up that nonsense and climb out of this." The groans ceased and the pain vanished from the toe. The boy felt a little foolish, and he said : "Aunt Polly it seemed mortified, and it hurt so I never minded my tooth at all." " Your tooth, indeed ! What's the matter with your tooth ? " " One of them's loose, and it aches perfectly awful." "There, there, now, don't begin that groaning again. Open your mouth. Well your tooth is loose, but you're not going to die about that. Mary get me a silk thread, and a chunk of fire out of the kitchen." Tom said : DENTISTRY. " O, please auntie, don't pull it out. It don't hurt any more. I wish I may never stir if it does. Please don't, auntie. / don't want to stay home from school." " Oh, you don't, don't you ? So all this row was because you thought you'd get to stay home from school and go a fishing ? Tom, Tom, I love you so, and you seem to try every way you can to break my old heart with your outrageousness." By this time the dental instruments were ready. The old lady made one end of the silk thread fast to Tom's tooth with a loop and tied the other to the bed-post. Then she seized the chunk of fire and suddenly thrust it almost into the boy's face. The tooth hung dangling by the bedpost, now. But all trials bring their compensations. As Tom wended to school after breakfast, he was the envy of every boy he met because the gap in his upper row of teeth enabled him- to expectorate in a new and admirable way. He gathered quite a fol- lowing of lads interested in the exhibition; and one that had cut his finger and had DENTISTRY. been a centre of fascination and homage up to this time, now found himself suddenly without an adherent, and shorn of his glory. His heart was heavy, and he said with a disdain which he did not feel, that it wasn't anything to spit like Tom Sawyer; but another boy said " Sour grapes ! " and he wandered away a dis- mantled hero. Shortly Tom came upon the juvenile pariah of the village, Huckleberry Finn, son of the town drunkard. Huckleberry was cordially -hated and dreaded by all the mothers of the town, because .he was idle, and lawless, and vulgar and bad and because all their children admired him so, and delighted in his forbidden society, and wished they dared to be like him. Tom was like the rest of the 6 4 TOM SAWYER. respectable boys, in that he envied Huckleberry his gaudy outcast condition, and was under strict orders not to play with him. So he played with him every time he got a chance. Huckleberry was always dressed in the cast-off clothes of full- grown men, and they were in perennial bloom and fluttering with rags. His hat was a vast ruin with a wide crescent lopped out of its brim ; his coat, when he wore one, hung nearly to his heels and had the rearward buttons far down the back ; but one suspender supported his trousers; the seat of the trousers bagged low and contained nothing; the fringed legs dragged in the dirt when not rolled up. Huckleberry came and went, at his own free will. He slept on door-steps in fine weather and in empty hogsheads in wet ; he did not have to go to school or to church, or call any being master or obey anybody ; he could go fishing or swimming when and where he chose, and stay as long as it suited him ; nobody forbade him to fight ; he could sit up as late as he pleased : he was always the first boy that went barefoot in the spring and the last to resume leather in the fall ; he never had to wash, nor put on clean clothes; he could swear wonderfully. In a word, everything that goes to make life precious, that boy had. So thought every harassed, hampered, respectable boy in St. Petersburgh. Tom hailed the romantic outcast : " Hello, Huckleberry ! " " Hello yourself, and see how you like it." " What's that you got ? " " Dead cat." "Lemme see him Huck. My, he's pretty stiff. Where'd you get him ? " " Bought him off'n a boy." " What did you give ? " " I give a blue ticket and a bladder that I got at the slaughter house." " Where'd you get the blue ticket ? " HUCKLEBERRY THE MIDNIGHT CHARM. 65 "Bought it off'n Ben Rogers two weeks ago for a hoop-stick." " Say what is dead cats good for, Huck ? " " Good for? Cure warts with." " No ! Is that so ? I know something that's better." " I bet you don't. What is it ? " "Why, spunk-water." "Spunk-water! I wouldn't give a dern for spunk-water." " You wouldn't wouldn't you ? D'you ever try it? " " No, I hain't. But Bob Tanner did." "Who told you so ! " " Why he told Jeff Thatcher, and Jeff told Johnny Baker, and Johnny told Jim Hollis, and Jim told Ben Rogers, and Ben told a nigger, and the nigger told me. There now ! " " Well, what of it ? They'll all lie. Leastways all but the nigger. I don't know him. But I never see a. nigger that wouldn't lie. Shucks ! Now you tell me how Bob Tanner done it, Huck." " Why he took and dipped his hand in a rotten stump where the rain water was." " In the day time ? " "Certainly." " With his face to the stump ? " " Yes. Least I reckon so." " Did he say anything? " " I don't reckon he did. I don't know." "Aha! Talk about trying to cure warts with spunk-water such a blame fool way as that ! Why that ain't a going to do any good. You got to go all by your- self, to the middle of the woods, where you know there's a spunk-water stump, and just as it's midnight you back up against the stump and jam your hand in and say: " Barley-corn, Barley-corn, injun-meal shorts, Spunk-water, spunk-water, swaller these warts." and then walk away quick, eleven steps, with your eyes shut, and then turn around three times and walk home without speaking to anybody. Because if you speak the charm's busted." 5 66 TOM SAWYER. "Well that sounds like a good way; but that ain't the way Bob Tanner done." "No, sir, you can bet he didn't, becuz he's the wartiest boy in this town; and he wouldn't have a wart on him if he'd knowed how to work spunk-water. I've took off thousands of warts off of my hands that way Huck. I play with frogs so much that I've always got considerable many warls. Sometimes I take 'em off with a bean." "Yes, bean's good. I've done that." " Have you ? What's your way ? " " You take and split the bean, and cut the wart so as to get some blood, and then you put the blood on one piece of the bean and take and dig a hole and bury it 'bout midnight at the cross-roads in the dark of the moon, and then you burn up the rest of the bean. You see that piece that's got the blood on it will keep drawing and drawing, trying to fetch the other piece to it, and so that helps the blood to draw the wart, and pretty soon off she comes." "Yes that's it Huck that's it; though when you're burying it if you say 'Down bean; off wart; come no more to bother me!' it's better. That's the way Jo Harper does, and he's been nearly to Coonville and most everywheres. But say how do you cure 'em with dead cats ? " " Why you take your cat and go and get in the graveyard 'long about midnight when somebody that was wicked has been buried; and when it's midnight a devil will come, or maybe two or three, but you can't see 'em, you can only hear some- thing like the wind, or maybe hear 'em talk; and when they're taking that feller away, you heave your cat after 'em and say 'Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, /'m done with ye! ' That'll fetch any wart." " Sounds right. D'you ever try it, Huck? " " No, but old mother Hopkins told me." "Well I reckon it's so, then. Becuz they say she's a witch." " Say ! Why Tom I know she is. She witched pap. Pap says so his own self. He come along one day, and he see she was a witching him, so he took up a rock, and if she hadn't dodged, he'd a got her. Well that very night he rolled offn a shed wher' he was a layin drunk, and broke his arm." " Why that's awful. How did he know she was a witching him." WITCHES AND DEVILS. " Lord, pap can tell, easy. Pap says when they keep looking at you right stiddy, they're a witching you. Specially if they mumble. Becuz when they mumble they're saying the Lord's Prayer back-ards." , L . " Say, Hucky, when you going to try the cat ? " " To-night. I reckon they'll come after old Hoss Williams to-night." "But they buried him Saturday. Didn't they get him Saturday night ? " " Why how you talk ! How could their charms work till midnight? and then it's Sunday. Devils don't slosh around much of a Sunday, I don't reckon." "I never thought of that. That's so. Lemme go with you ? " " Of course if you ain't afeard." "Afeard! 'Tain't likely. Will you meow?" " Yes and you meow back, if you get a chance. Last time, you kep' me a meowing around till old Hays went to throwing rocks at me and says ' Dern that cat ! ' and so I hove a brick through his window but don't you tell." " I won't. I couldn't meow that night, becuz auntie was watching me, but I'll meow this time. Say what's that ? " " Nothing but a tick." " Where'd you get him ? " " Out in the woods.**" "What '11 you take for him? " "I don't know. I don't want to sell him." " All right. It's a mighty small tick, anyway." " O, anybody can run a tick down that don't belong to them. I'm satisfied with it.- It's a good enough tick for me." MOTHER HOPKINS. 68 TOM SAW YE 'R. " Sho, there's ticks a plenty. I could have a thousand of 'em if I wanted to." " Well why don't you ? Becuz you know mighty well you can't. This is a pretty early tick, I reckon. It's the first one I've seen this year." " Say Huck I'll give you my tooth for him." "Less see it." Tom got out a bit of paper and carefully unrolled it. Huckleberry viewed it wistfully. The temptation was very strong. At last he said : " Is it genuwyne ? " Tom lifted his lip aud showed the vacancy. "Well, all right," said Huckleberry, " it's a trade." Tom enclosed the tick in the percussion-cap box that had lately been the pinch- bug's prison, and the boys separated, each feeling wealthier than before. When Tom reached the little isolated frame School-house, he strode in briskly, with the manner of one who had come with all honest speed. He hung his hat on a peg and flung himself into his seat with business-like alacrity. The master, throned on high in his great splint-bottom arm-chair, was dozing, lulled by the drowsy hum of study. The interruption roused him. "Thomas Sawyer! " Tom knew that when his name was pronounced in full, it meant trouble. " Sir ! " " Come up here. Now sir, why are you late again, as usual ? " Tom was about to take refuge in a lie, when he saw two long tails of yellow hair hanging down a back that he recognized by the electric sympathy of love ; and by that form was the only vacant place on the girl's side of the school-house. He instantly said : " I STOPPED TO TALK WITH HUCKLEBERRY FlNN ! " The master's pulse stood still, and he stared helplessly. The buzz of study ceased. The pupils wondered if this fool-hardy boy had lost .his mind. The master said : " You you did what ? " " Stopped to talk with Huckleberry Finn." There was no mistaking the words. CA UTIOUS APPROACHES. 69 " Thomas Sawyer, this is the most astounding confession I have ever listened to. No mere ferule will answer for this offence. Take off your jacket." The master's arm performed until it was tired and the stock of switches notably diminished. Then the order followed : " Now sir, go and sit with the girls ! And let this be a warning to you." The titter that rippled around the room appeared to abash the boy, but in reality that result was caused rather more by his worshipful awe of his unknown idol and the dread pleasure that lay in his high good fortune. He sat down upon the end of the pine bench and the girl hitched herself away from him with a toss of her head. Nudges and winks and whispers traversed the room, but Tom sat still, with his arms upon the long, low desk before him, and seemed to study his book. By and by attention ceased from him, and the accustomed school murmur rose upon the dull air once more. Presently the boy began to steal furtive glances at the girl. She observed it, " made a mouth " at him and gave him the back of her head for the space of a minute. When she cautiously faced around again, a peach lay before her. She thrust it away. Tom gently put it back. She thrust it away, again, but with less ani- mosity. Tom patiently returned it to its place. Then she let it remain. Tom scrawled on his slate, " Please take it I got more." The girl glanced at the words, but made no sign. Now the boy began to draw something on the slate, hiding his work with his left hand. For a time the girl refused to notice ; but her human curiosity presently began to manifest itself by hardly perceptible signs. The boy worked on, apparently unconcious. The girl made a sort of non-com- mittal attempt to see, but the boy did not betray that he was aware of it. At last she gave in and hesitatingly whispered : RESULT OF TOM'S TRUTHFULNESS. 7 o TOM SA WYER. " Let me see it." Tom partly uncovered a dismal caricature of a house with two gable ends to it and a cork-screw of smoke issuing from the chimney. Then the girl's interest began to fasten itself upon the work and she forgot everything else. When it was finished, she gazed a moment, then whispered : " It's nice make a man." The artist erected a man in the front yard, that resembled a derrick. He could have stepped over the house ; but the girl was not hypercritical ; she was satisfied with the monster, and whispered : " It's a beautiful man now make me coming along." Tom drew an hour-glass' with a full moon and straw limbs to it and armed the spreading fingers with a por- tentous fan. The girl said : " It's ever so nice I wish I could draw." " It's easy," whispered Tom, "I'll learn you." " O, will you ? When ? " " At noon. Do you go home to dinner ? " " I'll stay if you will." " Good, that's a . whack. TOM AS AN ARTIST. What's your name ? " " Becky Thatcher. What's yours ? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer." " That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good. You call me Tom, will you ? " "Yes." Now Tom began to scrawl something on the slate, hiding the words from the girl. But she was not backward this time. She begged to see. Tom said : " Oh it ain't anything." "Yes it is." " No it ain't. You don't want to see." HAPPY HOURS. " Yes I do, indeed I do. Please let me." "You'll tell." " No I won't deed and deed and double deed I won't." " You won't tell anybody at all? Ever, as long -as you live? " " No I won't ever tell anybody. Now let me." " Oh, you don't want to see ! " " Now that you treat me so, I will see." And she put her small hand upon his and a little scuffle ensued, Tom pretend- ing to resist in earnest but letting his hand slip by degrees till these words were revealed : " / love you. " " O, you bad thing!" And she hit his hand a smart rap but reddened and looked pleased, nevertheless. Just at this juncture the boy felt a slow, fateful grip closing on his ear, and a steady lifting impulse. In that vise he was borne across the house and deposited in his own seat, under a peppering fire of giggles from the whole school. Then the master stood over him during a few awful moments, and finally moved away to his throne without saying a word. But al- though Tom's ear tingled, his heart was jubilant. As the school quieted down Tom made an honest effort to study, but the turmoil within him was too great. In turn he took his place in the reading class and made a botch of it ; then in the geography class and turned lakes into moun- tains, mountains into rivers, and rivers into continents, till chaos was come again ; then in the spelling class, and got "turned down," by a succession of mere baby words till he brought up at the foot and yielded up the pewter medal which he had worn with ostentation for months. INTERRUPTED COURTSHIP. harder Tom tried to fasten his mind on his book, the more his ideas wandered. So at last, with a sigh and a yawn, he gave it up. It seemed to him that the noon recess would never come. The air was utterly dead. There was not a breath stirring. It was the sleepiest of sleepy days. The drowsing murmur of the five and twenty studying scholars, soothed the soul like the spell that is in the murmur of bees. Away off in the flaming sunshine, Cardiff Hill lifted its soft green sides through a shimmering veil of heat, tinted with the purple of distance; a fe w birds floated on lazy wing high in the air; no other living thing was visible but some cows, and they were asleep. Tom's heart ached to be free, or else to have something of interest A TREATY ENTERED INTO. 73 to do to pass the dreary time. His hand wandered into his pocket and his face lit up with a glow of gratitude that was prayer, though he did not know it. Then furtively the percussion-cap box came out. He released the tick and put him on the long flat desk. The creature probably glowed with a gratitude that amounted to prayer, too, at this moment, but it was premature : for when he started thankfully to travel off, Tom turned him aside with a pin and made him take a new direction. Tom's bosom friend sat next him, suffering just as Tom had been, and now he was deeply and gratefully interested in this entertainment in an instant. This bosom friend was Joe Harper. The two boys were sworn friends all the week, and embattled enemies on Saturdays. Joe took a pin out of his lappel and began to assist in exercising the prisoner. The sport grew in interest momently. Soon Tom said that they were interfering with each other, and neither getting the fullest benefit of the tick. So he put Joe's slate on the desk and drew a line down the middle of it from top to bottom. " Now," said he, " as long as he is on your side you can stir him up and I'll let him alone; but if you let him get away and get on my side, you're to leave him alone as long as I can keep him from crossing over." " All right, go ahead ; start him up." The tick escaped from Tom, presently, and crossed the equator. Joe harassed him 'a while, and then he got away and crossed back again. This change of base occurred often. While one boy was worrying the tick with absorbing interest, the other would look on with interest as strong, the two heads bowed together over the slate,- and the two souls dead to all things else. At last luck seemed to settle and abide with Joe. The tick tried this, that, and the other course, and got as excited and as anxious as the boys themselves, but time and again just as he would have victory in his very grasp, so to speak, and Tom's fingers would be twitching to begin, Joe's pin would deftly head him off, and keep possession. At last Tom could stand it no longer. The temptation was too strong. So he reached out and lent a hand with his pin. Joe was angry in a moment. Said he: " Tom, you let him alone." 74 T0!\f SAWYER. 11 1 only just want to stir him up a little, Joe." " No, sir, , it ain't fair; you just let him alone." "Blame it, I ain't going to stir him much." " Let him alone, I tell you ! " *' I won't ! " " You shall he's on my side of the line." " Look here, Joe Harper, whose is that tick ? " "/don't care whose tick he is he's on my side of the line, and you shan't touch him." " Well I'll just bet I will, though. H*e's my tick and I'll do what I blame please with him, or die ! " A tremendous whack came down on Tom's shoulders, and its duplicate on Joe's; and for the space of two minutes the dust continued to fly from the two jackets and the whole school to enjoy it. The boys had been too absorbed to notice the hush that had stolen upon the school a while before when the master came tip-toeing down the room and stood over them. He had contemplated a good part of the performance before he contributed his bit of variety to it. When school broke up at noon, Tom flew to Becky Thatcher, and whispered in her ear: " Put on your bonnet and let on you're going home ; and when you get to the corner, give the rest of 'em the slip, and turn down through the lane and come back. I'll go the other way and come it over 'em the same way." So the one went off with one group of scholars, and the other with another. In a h. le while the two met at the bottom of the lane, and when they reached the schoox >ey had it all to themselves. Then they sat together, with a slate before them, and Tom gave Becky the pencil and held her hand in his, guiding it, and so created another surprising house. When the interest in art began to wane, the two fell to talking. Tom was swimming in bliss. He said: "Do you love rats?" " No ! I hate them ! " " Well, I do too live ones. But I mean dead ones, to swing round your head with a string." EARL Y LESSONS. 75 " No, I don't care for rats much, anyway. What / like is chewing-gum." " O, I should say so ! I wish I had some now." " Do you ? I've got some. I'll let you chew it awhile, but you must give it back to me." That was agreeable, so they chewed it turn about, and dangled their legs against the bench in excess of contentment. tl Was you ever at a circus ? " said Tom. " Yes, and my pa's going to take me again some time, if I'm good." " I been to the circus three or four times lots of times. Church ain't shucks to a circus. There's things going on at a circus all the time. I'm going to be a clown in a circus when I grow up." " O, are you ! That will be nice. They're so lovely, all spotted up." " Yes, that's so. And they get slathers of money most a dollar a day, Ben Rogers says. Say, Becky, was you ever engaged ? " " What's that ? " "Why, engaged to be married." "No." "Would you like to?" " I reckon so. I don't know. What is it like ? " "Like?" Why it ain't like anything. You only just telf a boy you wont ever have any body but him, ever ever ever, and then you kiss and that's alL Anybody can do it." " Kiss ? What do you kiss for ? " "Why that, you know, is to well, they always do that/ 51 " Everybody ? " "Why yes, everybody that's in love with each other. Do you remember what I wrote on the slate ? " Ye yes." " What was it ? " " I shant tell you." "Shall I tellj^K?" " Ye yes but some other time." 7 6 TOM SAWYER. " No, now." "No, not now to-morrow." " O, no, now. Please Becky I'll whisper it, I'll whisper it ever so easy." Becky hesitating, Tom took silence for consent, and passed his arm about her waist and whispered the tale ever so softly, with his mouth close to her ear. And then he added : " Now you whisper it to me just the same." She resisted, for a while, and then said : " You turn your face away so you can't see, and then I will. But you mustn't ever tell anybody will you, Tom ? Now you won't, will you ? " " No, indeed indeed I won't. Now Becky." He turned his face away. She bent timidly around till her breath stirred his curls and whispered, " I love you ! " Then she sprang away and ran around and around the desks and benches, with Tom after her, and took refuge in a corner at last, with her little white apron to her face. Tom clasped her about her neck and pleaded : " Now Becky, it's all done all over but the kiss. Don't you be afraid of that it aint anything at all. Please, Becky." And he tugged at her apron and the hands. By and by she gave up, and let her hands drop ; her face, all glowing with -the struggle, came up and submitted. Tom kissed the red lips and said : " Now it's all done, Becky. And always after this, you know, you ain't ever to love anybody but me, and you ain't ever to marry anybody but me, never never and forever. Will you ? " " No, I'll never lore anybody but you, Tom, and I'll never marry anybody but you and.you ain't to ever marry anybody but me, either." " Certainly. Of course. That's part of it. And always coming to school or when we're going home, you're to walk jvith me, when there ain't anybody looking and you choose me and I choose you at parties, because that's the way you do when you're engaged." " It's so nice. I never heard of it before." " Oh its ever so gay ! Why me and Amy Lawrence " > A MISTAKE MADE. 77 The big eyes told Tom his blunder and he stopped, confused. " O, Tom ! Then I ain't the first you've ever been engaged to ! " The child began to cry. Tom said : " O don't cry, Becky, I don and you got to settle, you know ! " He was threatening the doctor, with his fist in his face, by this time. The doctor struck out suddenly and stretched the ruffian on the ground. Potter dropped his knife, and exclaimed : " Here, now, don't you hit my pard ! " and the next moment he had grappled with the doctor arid the two were struggling with might and main, trampling the grass and tearing the ground with their heels. Injun Joe sprang to his feet, his eyes flaming with passion, snatched up Potter's knife, and went creep- ing, catlike and stooping, round and round about the combatants, seeking an opportunity. All at once the doctor flung himself free, seized the heavy head board of Williams' grave and felled Potter to the earth with it and in the same instant the half-breed saw his chance and drove the knife to the hilt in the young man's breast. He reeled and fell partly upon Potter, flooding him with his blood, and in the same moment the clouds blotted out the dreadful spectacle and the two frightened boys went speeding away in the dark. Presently, when the moon emerged again, Injun Joe was standing over the two forms, contemplating them. The doctor murmured inarticulately, gave a long gasp or two and was still. The half-breed muttered : "That score is settled damn you." Then he robbed the body. After which he put the fatal knife in Potter's open right hand, and sat down on the dismantled coffin. Three four five minutes passed, and then Potter began to stir and moan. His hand closed upon the knife; he raised it, glanced at it, and let it fall, with a shudder. Then he sat up, pushing the body from him, and gazed at it, and then around him > confusedly. His eyes met Joe's. "Lord, how is this, Joe?" he said. " It's a dirty business," said Joe, without moving. "What did you do it for?" " I ! I never done it ! " " Look here! That kind of talk won't wash." Potter trembled and grew white. INJUN JOE EXPLAINS. "I thought I'd got sober. I'd no business to drink to-night. But it's in my head yet worse'n when we started hdre. I'm all in a muddle ; can't recollect anything of it hardly. Tell me, Joe honest, now, old feller did I do it? Joe, I never meant to 'pon my soul and honor I never meant to, Joe. Tell me how it was Joe. O, it's awful and him so young and promising." " Why you two was scuffling, and he fetched .you one with the head-board and you fell flat ; and then up you come, all reeling and staggering, like, and snatched the knife and jammed it into him, just as he fetched you another awful clip and here you've laid, as dead as a wedge till now." " O, I didn't know what I was a doing. I wish I may die this minute if I MUFF POTTER OUTWITTED. did. It was all on account of the whisky ; and the excitement, I reckon. I never used a weepon in my life before, Joe. I've fought, but never with weep- ons. They'll all say that. Joe, don't tell ! Say you won't tell, Joe that's a good feller. I always liked you Joe, and stood up for you, too. Don't you TOM SAWYER. remember ? You won't tell, will you Joe ?" And the poor creature dropped on his knees before the stolid murderer, and clasped his appealing hands. "No, you've always been fair and square with me, Muff Potter, and I won't go back on you. There, now, that's as fair as a man can say." " O, Joe, you're an angel. I'll bless you for this the longest day I live." And Potter began to cry. "Come, now, that's enough of that. This ain't any time for blubbering. You be off yonder way and I'll go thiSi Move, now, and don't leave any tracks behind you." Potter started on a trot that quickly increased to a run. The half-breed stood looking after him. He muttered : " If he's as much stunned with the lick and fuddled with the rum as he had the look of being, he won't think of the knife till he's gone so far he'll be afraid to come back after it to such a place by himself chicken-heart ! " Two or three minutes later the murdered man, the blanketed corpse, the lid- less coffin and the open grave were under no inspection but the moon's. The stillness was complete again, too. ^^r-sjx. - two boys flew on and on, toward the village, speech- less with horror. They glanced backward over their shoul- ders from time to time, apprehen- sively, as if they feared they might be followed. Every stump that started up in their path seemed a man and an enemy, and made them catch their breath ; and as they sped by some out- lying cottages that lay near the village, the barking of the aroused watch-dogs seemed to give wings to their feet. "If we can only get to the old tannery, before we break down ! " whispered Tom, in short catches be- tween breaths, " I can't stand it much longer." Huckleberry's hard pantings were his only reply, and the boys fixed their eyes on the goal of their hopes and bent to their work to win it. They gained steadily on it, and at last, breast to breast they burst through the open door 93 94 TOM SA W YER. and fell grateful and exhausted in the sheltering shadows beyond. By and by their pulses slowed down, and Tom whispered : " Huckleberry, what do you, reckon '11 come of this?" * "If Dr. Robinson dies, I reckon hanging '11 come of it." " Do you though ? " "Why I know it, Tom." Tom thought a while, then he said : "Who'll tell? We?" "What are you talking about? S'pose something happened and Injun Joe didn't hang? Why he'd kill us some time or other, just as dead sure as we're a laying here." " That's just what I was thinking to myself, Huck." "If anybody tells, let Muff Potter do it, if he's fool enough. He's generally drunk enough." Tom said nothing went on thinking. Presently he whispered : " Huck, Muff Potter don't know it. How can he tell ? " "What's the reason he don't know it ? " " Because he'djust got that whack when Injun Joe done it. D' you reckon he could see anything? D' you reckon he knowed anything? " " By hokey, that's so Tom ! " "And besides, look-a-here maybe that whack done for him \ " "No, 'taint likely Tom. He had liquor in him; I could see that; and besides, he always has. Well when pap's full, you might take and belt him over the head with a church and you couldn't phase him. He says so, his own self. So it's the same with Muff Potter, of course. But if a man was dead sober, I reckon maybe that whack might fetch him ; I dono." After another reflective silence, Tom said : " Hucky, you sure you can keep mum ? " " Tom, we got to keep mum. You know that. That Injun devil would'nt make any more of drownding us than a couple of cats, if we was to squeak 'bout this and they didn't hang him. Now look-a-here, Tom, less take and swear to one another that's what we got to do swear to keep mum." THE SOLEMN OA TH. 95 "I'm agreed. It's the best thing. Would you just hold hands and swear that we" " O, no, that wouldn't do for this. That's good enough for little rubbishy com- mon things specially with gals, cuz they go back on you anyway, and blab if they get in a huff but there orter be writing 'bout a big thing like this. And blood." Tom's whole being applauded this idea. It was deep, and dark, and awful ; the hour, the circumstances, the surroundings, were in keeping with it. He picked up a clean pine shingle that lay in the moonlight, took a little fragment of " red keel " out of his pocket, got the moon on his work, and painfully scrawled these lines, emphasizing each slow down-stroke by clamping his tongue between his teeth, and letting up the pressure on the up-strokes : 96 TOM SAWYER. Huckleberry was filled with admiration of Tom's facility in writing, and the sublimity of his language. He at once took a pin from his lappel and was going. to prick his flesh, but Tom said : " Hold on ! Don't do that. A pin's brass. It might have verdigrease on it." " What's verdigrease ? " "It's p'ison. That's what it is. You just swaller some of it once you'll see." So Tom unwound the thread from one of his needles, and each boy pricked the ball of his thumb and squeezed out a drop of blood. In time, after many squeezes, Tom managed to sign his initials, using the ball of his little finger for a pen. Then he showed Huckleberry how to make an H and an F, and the oath was complete. They buried the shingle close to the wall, with some dismal ceremo- nies and incantations, and the fetters that bound their tongues were considered to be locked and the key thrown away. A figure crept stealthily through a break in the other end of the ruined build- ing, now, but they did not notice it. " Tom," whispered Huckleberry, " does this keep us from ever telling always ? " " Of course it does. It don't make any difference what happens, we got to keep mum. We'd drop down dead don't you know that? " " Yes, I reckon that's so." They continued to whisper for some little time. Presently a dog set up a long, lugubrious howl just outside within ten feet of them. The boys clasped each other suddenly, in an agony of fright. " Which of us does he mean ? " gasped Huckleberry. " I dono peep through the crack. Quick ! " "No,jw, Tom!" " I can't I can't do it, Huck ! " " Please, Tom. There 'tis again ! " "O, lordy, I'm thankful !" whispered Tom. "I know his voice. It's Bull Harbison." * * If Mr. Harbison had owned a slave named Bull, Tom would have spoken of him as " Harbison's Bull," but a son or a dog of that name was " Bull Harbison." TERROR BRINGS REPENTANCE. 97 " O, that's good I tell you, Tom, I was most scared to death ; I'd a bet any- thing it was a stray dog." The dog howled again. The boys' hearts sank once more. " O, my ! that ain't no Bull Harbison ! " whispered Huckleberry, " Do, Tom i " Tom, quaking with fear, yielded, and put his eye to the crack. His whisper was hardly audible when he said : " O, Huek, IT'S A STRAY DOG ! " " Quick, Tom, quick ! Who does he mean ? " " Huck, he must mean us both we're right together." " O, Tom, I reckon we're goners. I reckon there ain't no mistake 'bout where /'// go to. I been so wicked." " Dad fetch it ! This comes of playing hookey and doing everything a feller's told not to do. I might a been good, like Sid, if I'd a tried but no, I wouldn't, of course. But if ever I get off this time, I lay I'll just waller in Sunday-schools ! " And Tom began to snuffle a little. " You bad ! " and Huckleberry began to snuffle too. " Consound it, Tom Sawyer, you're just old pie, 'longside o'what/am. O, lordy, lordy, lordy, I wisht I only- had half your chance." Tom choked off and whispered : " Look, Hucky, look ! He's got his back to us ! " Hucky looked, with joy in his heart. " Well he has, by jingoes ! Did he before ? " " Yes, he did. But I, like a fool, never thought. O, this is bully, you know. Now who can he mean ? " The howling stopped. Tom pricked up his ears. " Sh ! What's that ? " he whispered. " Sounds like like hogs grunting. No it's somebody snoring, Tom." " That is it ? Where 'bouts is it, Huck ? " " I bleeve it's down at 'tother end. Sounds so, anyway. Pap used to sleep there, sometimes, 'long with the hogs, but laws bless you, he just lifts things when he snores. Besides, I reckon he ain't ever coming back to this town any more." The spirit of adventure rose in the boys' souls once more. 7 TOM SA IV YER. " Hucky, do you das't to go if I lead ? " " I don't like to, much. Tom, s'pose it's Injun Joe ! " Tom quailed. But presently the temptation rose up strong again and the boys agreed to try, with the understanding that they would take to their heels if the snoring stopped. So they went tip-toeing stealthily down, the one behind the other. When they had got to within five steps of the snorer, Tom stepped on a stick, and it broke with a sharp snap. The man moaned, writhed a little, and his DISTURBING MTTFFS SLEEP. face came into the moonlight. It was Muff Potter. The boys' hearts had stood still, and their hopes too, when the man moved, but their fears passed away now. They tip-toed out, through the broken weather-boarding, and stopped at a little distance to exchange a parting word. That long, lugubrious howl rose on the night air again ! They turned and saw the strange dog standing within a few feet of where Potter was lying, and facing Potter, with his nose pointing heavenward. MENTAL PUNISHMENT. 99 " O, geeminy it's him \ " exclaimed both boys, in a breath. "Say, Tom they say a stray dog come howling around Johnny Miller's house, 'bout midnight, as much as two weeks ago; and a whippoorwill come in and lit on the bannisters and sung, the very same evening ; and there ain't anybody dead there yet." "Well I know that. And suppose there ain't. Didn't Gracie Miller fall in the kitchen fire and burn herself terrible the very next Saturday ? " "Yes, but she ain't dead. And what's more, she's getting better, too." " All right, you wait and see. She's a goner, just as dead sure as Muff Potter's a goner. That's what the niggers say, and they know all about these kind of things, Huck." Then they separated, cogitating. When Tom crept in at his bedroom window, the night was almost spent. He undressed with excessive caution, and fell asleep congratulating himself that nobody knew of his escapade. He was not aware that the gently-snoring Sid was awake, and had been so for an hour. When Tom awoke, Sid was dressed and gone. There was a late look in the light, a late sense in the atmosphere. He was startled. Why had he not been called persecuted till he was up, as usual ? The thought filled him with bodings. Within five minutes he was dressed and down stairs, fee'ling sore and drowsy. The family were still at table, but they had finished breakfast. There was no voice of rebuke ; but there were averted eyes ; there was a silence and an air of solemnity that struck a chill to the culprit's heart. He sat down and tried to seem gay, but it was up-hill work ; it roused no smile, no response, and he lapsed into silence and let his heart sink down to the depths. After breakfast his aunt took him aside, and Tom almost brightened in the hope that he was going to be flogged ; but it was not so. His aunt wept over him and asked him how he could go and break her old heart so; and finally told him to go on, and ruin himself and bring her grey hairs with sorrow to the grave, for it was no use for her to try any more. This was worse than a thousand whippings, and Tom's heart was sorer now than his body. He cried, he pleaded for forgiveness, promised reform over and over again and then received his dismissal, feeling that he had won but an imperfect forgiveness and established but a feeble confidence. TOM SA IVYEK. He left the presence too miserable to even feel revengeful toward Sid ; and so the latter's prompt retreat through the back gate was unnecessary. He moped to school gloomy and sad, and took his flogging, along with Joe Harper, for playing hooky the day before, with the air of one whose heart was busy with heavier woes and wholly dead to trifles. Then he betook himself to his seat, rested his elbows on his desk and his jaws in his hands and stared at the wall with the stony stare of suffering that has reached the limit and can no further go. His elbow was pressing against some hard substance. After a long time he slowly and sadly changed his position, and took up this object with a sigh. It was. in a paper. He unrolled it. A long, lingering, colossal sigh followed, and his heart broke. It was his brass andiron knob ! This final feather broke the camel's back. upon the hour of noon the whole village was suddenly electri- fied with the ghastly news. No need of the as yet undreamed-of telegraph ; the tale flew from man to man, from group to group, from house to house, with little less than telegraphic speed. Of course the schoolmaster gave holi- day for that afternoon; the town would have thought strangely of him if he had not. A gory knife had been found close to the murdered man, and it had been recognized by somebody as belong- ing to Muff Potter so the story ran, And it was said that a belated citizen had come upon Potter washing himself in the " branch " about one or two o'clock in the morning, and that Potter had at once sneaked off suspicious 101 PoTTERT. TOM SA WYER. circumstances, especially the washing, which was not a habit with Potter. It was also said that the town had been ransacked for this " murderer," (the public are not slow in the matter of sifting evidence and arriving at a verdict), but that he could not be found. Horsemen had departed down all the roads in every direction, and the Sheriff " was confident " that he would be cap- tured before night. All the town was drifting toward the graveyard. Tom's heart-break van- ished and he joined the procession, not because he would not a thousand times rather go any where else, but because an awful, unaccountable fascination drew him on. Arrived at the dreadful place, he wormed his small body through the crowd and saw the dismal spectacle. A SUSPICIOUS INCIDENT. It seemed to him an age since he was there before. Somebody pinched his arm. He turned, and his eyes met Huckleberry's. Then both looked elsewhere at once, and wondered if anybody had noticed anything in their mutual glance. But everybody was talking, and intent upon the grisly spectacle before them. "Poor fellow!" "Poor young fellow!" "This ought to be a lesson to grave-robbers ! " " Muff Potter'll hang for this if they catch him ! " This was the drift of remark ; and the minister said, " It was a judgment; His hand is here." Now Tom shivered from head to heel ; for his eye fell upon the stolid face of Injun Joe. At this moment the crowd began to sway and struggle, and voices shouted, " It's him ! it's him ! he's coming himself! " " Who ? Who ? " from twenty voices. "Muff Potter!" MUFF POTTER COMES HIMSELF. 103 " Hallo, he's stopped ! Look out, he's turning ! Don't let him get away ! " People in the branches of the trees over Tom's head, said he wasn't trying to get away he only looked doubtful and perplexed. "Infernal impudence! " said a bystander; "wanted to come and take a quiet look at his work, I reckon didn't expect any company." The crowd fell apart, now, and the Sheriff came through, ostentatiously lead- ing Potter by the arm. The poor fellow's face was haggard, and his eyes INJUN JOE'S TWO VICTIMS. showed the fear that was upon him. When he stood before the murdered man, he shook as with a palsy, and he put his face in his hands and burst into tears. " I didn't do it, friends," he sobbed ; " 'pon my word and honor I never done it." " Who's accused you ? " shouted a voice. This shot seemed to carry home. Potter lifted his face and looked around him with a pathetic hopelessness in his eyes. He saw Injun Joe, and exclaimed : 104 TOM SAWYER. " O, Injun Joe, you promised me you'd never " " Is that your knife? " and it was thrust before him by the Sheriff. Potter would have fallen if they had not caught him and eased him to the ground. Then he said : " Something told me 't if I didn't come back and get " He shuddered ; then waved his nerveless hand with a vanquished gesture and said, " Tell 'em, Joe, tell 'em it ain't any use any more." Then Huckleberry and Tom stood dumb and staring, and heard the stony- he'arted liar reel off his serene statement, they expecting every moment that the clear sky would deliver God's lightnings upon his head, and wondering to see how long the stroke was delayed. And when he had finished and still stood alive and whole, their wavering impulse to break their oath and save the poor betrayed prisoner's life faded and vanished away, for plainly this miscreant had sold himself to Satan and it would be fatal to meddle with the property of such a power as that. * " Why didn't you leave ? What did you want to come here for? " somebody said. "I couldn't help it I couldn't help it," Potter moaned. " I wanted to run away, but I couldn't seem to come anywhere but here." And he fell to sobbing again. Injun Joe repeated his statement, just as calmly, a few minutes afterward on the inquest, under oath ; and the boys, seeing that the lightnings were still withheld, were confirmed in their belief that Joe had sold himself to the devil. He was now become, to them, the most balefully interesting object they had ever looked upon, and they could not take their fascinated eyes from his face. They inwardly resolved to watch him, nights, when opportunity should offer, in the hope of getting a glimpse of his dread master. Injun Joe helped to raise the body of the murdered man and put it in a wagon for removal ; and it was whispered through the shuddering crowd that the wound bled a little ! The boys thought that this happy circumstance would turn suspicion in the right direction ; but they were disappointed, for more than one villager remarked : TOM'S CONSCIENCE A T WORK. 105 " It was within three feet of Muff Potter when it done it." * Tom's fearful secret and gnawing conscience disturbed his sleep for as much as a week after this ; and at breakfast one morning Sid said : " Tom, you pitch around and talk in your sleep so much that you keep me awake about half the time." Tom blanched and dropped his eyes. " It's a bad sign," said Aunt Polly, gravely. " What you got on your mind, Tom ? " " Nothing. Nothing 't I know of." But the boy's hand shook so that he spilled his coffee. " And you do talk such stuff," Sid said. " Last night you said 'it's blood, it's blood, that's what it is ! ' You said that over and over. And you said, ' Don't torment me so I'll tell ! ' Tell what? What is it you'll tell ?" Everything was swimming before Tom. There is no telling what might have happened, now, but luckily the concern passed out of Aunt Polly's face and she came to Tom's relief without knowing it. She said : " Sho ! It's that dreadful murder. I dream about it most every night myself. Sometimes I dream it's me that done it." Mary said she had been affected much the same way. Sid seemed satisfied. Tom got out of the presence as quick as he plausibly could, and after that he complained of toothache for a week, and tied up his jaws every night. He never knew that Sid lay nightly watching, and frequently slipped the bandage free and then leaned on his elbow listening a good while at a time, and after- ward slipped the bandage back to its place again. Tom's distress of mind wore off gradually and the toothache grew irksome and was discarded. If Sid really managed to make anything out of Tom's disjointed mutterings, he kept it to himself. It seemed to Tom that his schoolmates never would get done holding inquests on dead cats, and thus keeping his trouble present to his mind, Sid noticed that Tom never was coroner at one of these inquiries, though it had been his habit to take the lead in all new enterprises ; he noticed, too, that Tom never acted as a witness, and that was strange ; and Sid did not overlook the fact 106 TOM SA WYER. that Tom even showed a marked aversion to these inquests, and always avoided them when he could. Sid marveled, but said nothing. However, even inquests went out of vogue at last, and ceased to torture Tom's conscience. Every day or two, during this time of sorrow, Tom watched his opportunity and went to the little grated jail-window and smuggled such small comforts through to the " murderer " as he could get hold of. The jail was a trifling little brick den that stood in a marsh at the edge of the village, and no guards were afforded for it ; indeed it was seldom occupied. These offerings greatly- helped to ease Tom's conscience. The villagers had a strong desire to tar-and-feather Injun Joe and ride him On a rail, for body-snatching, but so formidable was his character that nobody could be found who was willing to take the lead in the matter, so it was dropped. He had been careful to begin both of his inquest-statements with the fight, without confessing the grave-robbery that preceded it ; therefore it was deemed wisest not to try the case in the courts at present. ^ of the reasons why Tom's mind had drifted away from its secret troubles was, that it had found a new and weighty matter to interest itself about. Becky Thatcher had stopped coming to school. Tom had struggled with his pride a few days, and tried to " whistle her down the wind," but failed. He began to find himself hanging around her father's house, nights, and feeling very miserable. She was ill. What if she should die ! There was dis- traction in the thought. He no longer took an interest in war, nor even in piracy. The charm of life 1 ' was gone; there was nothing but dreariness left. He put his hoop away, and his bat ; there was no joy in them any more. His aunt was concerned. She began to try all manner of remedies 107 io8 TOM SA WYER. on him. She was one of those people who are infatuated with patent medicines and all new-fangled methods of producing health or mending it. She was an inveterate experimenter in these things. When something fresh in this line came out she was in a fever, right away, to try it; not on herself, for she was never ailing, but on anybody else that came handy. She was a subscriber for all the " Health " periodicals and phreneological frauds; and the solemn ignorance they were inflated with was breath to her nostrils. All the " rot " they contained about ventilation, and how to go to bed, and how to get up, and what to eat, and what to drink, and how much exercise to take, and what frame of mind to keep one's self in, and what sort of clothing to wear, was all gospel to her, and she never observed that her health-journals of the current month customarily upset everything they had rec- ommended the month before. She was as simple-hearted and honest as the day was long, and so she was an easy victim. She gathered together her quack periodicals and her quack medicines, and thus armed with death, went about on her pale horse, metaphorically speaking, with "hell follow- ing after." But she never suspected that she was not an angel of healing and the balm of Gilead in disguise, to the suffering neighbors. The water treatment was new, now, and Tom's low condition was a windfall to .her. She had him out at daylight every morning, stood him up in the woodshed and drowned him with a deluge of cold water ; then she scrubbed him down with a towel like a file, and so brought him to; then she rolled him up in a wet sheet :and put him away under blankets till she sweated his soul clean and " the yellow stains of it came through his pores " as Tom said. Yet notwithstanding all this, the boy grew more and more melancholy and pale UINT POLLY SEEKS INFORMATION. TOM- SHO WS HIS GENEROSI TV. 109 and dejected. She added hot baths,, sitz baths, shower baths and plunges. The boy remained as dismal as a hearse. She began to assist the water with a slim oatmeal diet and blister plasters. She calculated his capacity as she would a jug'sr and filled him up every day with quack cure-alls. Tom had become indifferent to persecution by this time. This phase filled the old lady's heart with consternation. This indifference must be broken up at any cost. Now she heard of Pain-killer for the first time. She ordered a lot at once. She tasted it and was filled with gratitude. It was simply fire in a liquid form. She dropped the water treatment and everything else, and pinned her faith to Pain-killer. She gave Tom a tea-spoonful and watched with the deepest anxiety for the result. Her troubles were instantly at rest, her soul at peace again ; for the " indifference " was broken up. The boy could not have shown a wilder, heartier interest, if she had built a fire under him. Tom felt that it was time to wake up ; this sort of life might be romantic enough, in his blighted condition, but it was getting to have too little sentiment and too much distracting variety about it. So he thought over various plans for relief, and finally hit upon that of professing to be fond of Pain-killer. He asked for it so often that he became a nuisance, and his aunt ended by telling him to help him- self and quit bothering her. If it had been Sid, she would have had no misgivings to alloy her delight ; but since it was Tom, she watched the bottle clandestinely. She found that the medicine did really diminish, but it did not occur to her that the boy was mending the health of a crack in the sitting-room floor with it. One day Tom was in the act of dosing the crack when his aunt's yellow cat came along, purring, eyeing the teaspoon avariciously, and begging for a taste. Tom said: " Don't ask for it unless you want it, Peter." But Peter signified that he did want it. " You better make sure." Peter was sure. " Now you've asked for it, and I'll give it to you, because there ain't anything mean about me ; but if you find you don't like it, you musn't blame anybody, but your own self." Peter was agreeable. So Tom pried his mouth open and poured down the TOM SAWYER. Pain-killer. Peter sprang a couple of yards in the air, and then delivered a war-whoop and set off round and round the room, banging against furniture, upsetting flower pots and making general havoc. Next he rose on his hind feet and pranced around, in a frenzy of enjoyment, with his head over his shoulder and his voice proclaiming his unappeasable happiness. Then he went tearing around the house again spreading chaos and destruction in his path. Aunt Polly entered in time to see him throw a few double summersets, deliver a final mighty hurrah, A GENERAL GOOD TIME. and sail through the open window, carrying the rest of the flower-pots with him. The old lady stood petrified with astonishment, peering over her glasses; Tom lay On the floor expiring with laughter. " Tom, what on earth ails that cat? " , " 1 don't know, aunt," gasped the boy. " Why I never see anything like it. What did make him act so ? " " Deed I don't know Aunt Polly ; cats always act so when they're having a good time." AUNT POLLY WEAKENS. "They do, do they?" There was something in the tone that made Tom apprehensive. " Yes'm. That is, I believe they do." " You do ? " 'Yes'm." The old lady was bending down, Tom watching, with interest emphasized by anxiety. Too late he divined her " drift." The handle of the tell-tale tea-spoon was visible under the bed-valance. Aunt Polly took it, held it up. Tom winced, and dropped his eyes. Aunt Polly raised him by the usual handle his ear and cracked his head soundly with her thimble. " Now, sir, what did you want to treat that poor dumb beast so, for ? " "I done it out of pity for him because he hadn't any aunt." " Hadn't any aunt ! you numscull. What has that got to do with it? " " Heaps. Because if he'd a had one she'd a burnt him out herself! She'd a roasted his bowels out of him 'thout any more feeling than if he was a human ! " Aunt Polly felt a sudden pang of remorse. This was putting the thing in a new light ; what was cruelty to a cat might be cruelty to a boy, too. She .began to soften ; she felt sorry. Her eyes watered a little, and she put her hand on Tom's head and said gently : "I was meaning for the best, Tom. And Tom, it did do you good." Tom looked up in her face with just a preceptible twinkle peeping through his gravity : " I know you was meaning for the best, aunty, and so was I with Peter. It done him good, too. I never see him get around so since " " O, go 'long with you, Tom, before you aggravate me again. And you try and see if you can't be a good boy, for once, and you needn't take anymore medicine." Tom reached school ahead of time. It was noticed that this strange thing had been occurring every day latterly. And now, as usual of late, he hung about the gate of the school-yard instead of playing with his comrades. He was sick, he said, and he looked it. He tried to seem to be looking everywhere but whither he really was looking down the road. Presently Jeff Thatcher hove in sight, and Tom's face lighted ; he gazed a moment, and then turned sorrowfully away. When TOM SA WYER. Jeff arrived, Tom accosted him, and "led up " warily to opportunities for remark about Becky, but the giddy lad never could see the bait. Tom watched and watched, hoping whenever a frisking frock came in sight, and hating the owner of it as soon as he saw she was not the right one. At last frocks ceased to appear, and he dropped hopelessly into the dumps ; he entered the empty school house and sat down to surfer. Then one more frock passed in at the gate, and Tom's heart gave a great bound. The next instant he was out, and " going on " like an Indian ; yelling, laughing, chasing boys, jumping over the fence at risk of life and limb, throwing hand-springs, standing on his head doing all the heroic things he could conceive of, and keeping a furtive eye out, all the while, to see if Becky Thatcher was noticing. But she seemed to be unconscious of it all ; she never looked. Could it be posssble that she was not aware that he was there ? He carried his exploits to her immediate vicinity ; came war-whooping around, snatched a boy's cap, hurled it to the roof of the school-house, broke through a group of boys, tumbling them in every direction, and fell sprawling, himself, under Becky's nose, almost upsetting her and she turned, with her nose in the air, and he heard her say. " Mf ! some people think they're mighty smart always showing off!-" Tom's cheeks burned. He gathered himself up and sneaked off, crushed and crestfallen. mind was made up now. He was gloomy and desperate. He was a forsaken, friendless boy, he said ; nobody loved him ; when they found out what they had driven him to, perhaps they would be sorry ; he had tried to do right and get along, but they would not let him; since nothing would do them but to be rid of him, let it be so; and let them blame him for the consequences why shouldn't they ? What right had the friendless to complain? Yes, they had forced him to it at last: he would lead a life of crime. There was no choice. J3y this time he was far down Meadow Lane, and the bell for school to "take up" tinkled faintly upon his ear. He sobbed, now, to think he should never, never hear that old familiar 8 113 114 TOM SAWYER. sound any more it was very hard, but it was forced on him ; since he was driven out into the cold world, he must submit but he forgave them. Then the sobs came thick and fast. Just at this point he met his soul's sworn comrade, Joe Harper hard-eyed, and with evidently a great and dismal purpose in his heart. Plainly here were "two souls with but a single thought." Tom, wiping his eyes with his sleeve, began to blubber out something about a resolution to escape from hard usage and lack of sympathy at home by roaming abroad into the great world never to return ; and ended by hoping that Joe would not forget him. But it transpired that this was a request which Joe had just been going to make of Tom, and had come to hunt him up for that purpose. His mother had whipped him for drinking some cream which he had never tasted and knew nothing about; it was plain that she was tired of him and wished him to go; if she felt that way, there was nothing for him to do but succumb ; he hoped she would be happy, and never regret having driven her poor boy out into the unfeeling world to suffer and die. As the two boys walked sorrowing along, they made a new compact to stand by each other and be brothers and never separate till death relieved them of their troubles. Then they began to lay their plans. Joe was for being a hermit, and living on crusts in a remote cave, and dying, some time, of cold, and want, and grief; but after listening to Tom, he conceded that there were some con- spicuous advantages about a life of crime, and so he consented to be a pirate. Three miles below St. Petersburg, at a point where the Mississippi river was a trifle over a mile wide, there was a long, narrow, wooded island, with a shal- low bar at the head of it, and this offered well as a rendezvous. It was not inhabited ; it lay far over toward the further shore, abreast a dense and almost wholly unpeopled forest. So Jackson's Island was chosen. Who were to be the subjects of their piracies, was a matter that did not occur to them. Then they hunted up Huckleberry Finn, and he joined them promptly, for all cafeers were one to him ; he was indifferent. They presently separated to meet at a lonely spot on the river bank two miles above the village at the favorite hour -which was midnight. There was a small log raft there which they meant to THE YOUNG PIRATES 115 capture. Each would bring hooks and lines, and such provision as he could steal in the most dark and mysterious way as became outlaws. And before the afternoon was done, they had all managed to enjoy the sweet glory of spread- ing the fact that pretty soon the town would " hear something." All who got this vague hint wefe cautioned to "be mum and wait." About midnight Tom arrived with a boiled ham and a few trifles, and stopped in a dense undergrowth on a small bluff overlooking the meeting-place. It was starlight, and very still. The mighty river lay like an ocean at rest. Tom listened a moment, but no sound disturbed the quiet. Then he gave a low, distinct whistle. It was answered from under the bluff. Tom whistled twice more ; these signals were answered in the same way. Then a guarded voice said : " Who goes there ? " " Tom Sawyer, the Black Avenger of the Spanish Main. Name your names." " Huck Finn the Red-Handed, and Joe Harper the Terror of the Seas." Tom had furnished these titles, from his favorite literature. " Tis well. Give the countersign." .Two hoarse whispers delivered the same awful word simultaneously to the brooding night : BLOOD ! " Then Tom tumbled his ham over the bluff and let himself down after it, tearing both skin and clothes to some extent in the effort. There was an easy, comfortable path along the shore under the bluff, but it lacked the advantages of difficulty and danger so valued by a pirate. The Terror of the Seas had brought a side of bacon, and had about worn himself out with getting it there. Finn the Red-Handed had stolen a skillet and a quantity of half-cured leaf tobacco, and had also brought a few corn- cobs to make pipes with. But none of the pirates smoked or "chewed" but himself. The Black Avenger of the Spanish Main said it would never do to start without some fire. That was a wise thought ; matches were hardly known there in that day. They saw a fire smouldering upon a great raft a hundred jards above, and they went stealthily thither and helped themselves to a chunk. Il6 TOM SAWYER. They made an imposing adventure of it, saying " Hist ! " every now and then, and suddenly halting with finger on lip ; moving with hands on imaginary dagger-hilts; and giving orders in dismal whispers that if "the foe" stirred, to " let him have it to the hilt," because "dead men tell no tales." They knew well enough that the raftsmen were all down at the village laying in stores or having a spree, but still that was no excuse for their conducting this thing in an unpiratical way. They shoved off, presently, Tom in command, Huck at the after oar and Joe at the forward. Tom stood amidships, gloomy-browed, and with folded arms, and gave his orders in a low, stern whisper : " Luff, and bring her to the wind ! " " Aye-aye, sir ! " " Steady, stead-y-y-y ! " "Steady it is, sir ! " " Let her go off a point ! " " Point it is, sir ! " As the boys steadily and monotonously drove the raft toward mid-stream it was no doubt understood that these orders were given only for " style," and were not intended to mean anything in particular. " What sail's she carrying ? " " Courses, tops'ls and flying-jib, sir." " Send the r'yals up ! Lay out aloft, there, half a dozen of ye, fo/etopmast- stuns'l ! Lively, now ! " " Aye-aye, sir ! " " Shake out that maintogalans'l ! Sheets and braces ! Now, my hearties ! " " Aye- aye, sir ! " " Hellum'-a-lee hard a port ! Stand by to meet her when she comes ! Port, port ! Now, men ! With a will ! Stead-y-y-y ! " "Steady it is, sir!" The raft drew beyond the middle of the river ; the boys pointed her head right, and then lay on their oars. The river was not high, so there was not more than a two or three-mile current. Hardly a word was said during the next three-quarters of an hour. Now the raft was passing before the distant GOING TO THE RENDEZVOUS. 117 town. Two or three glimmering lights showed where it lay, peacefully sleep- ing, beyond the vague vast sweep of star-gemmed water, unconscious of the tremendous event that was happening. The Black Avenger stood still with folded arms, " looking his last " upon the scene of his former joys and his later ON BOARD THEIR FIRST PRIZE. sufferings, and wishing " she " could see him now, abroad on the wild sea, facing peril and death with dauntless heart, going to his doom with a grim smile on his lips. It was but a small strain on his imagination to remove Jack- son's Island beyond eye-shot of the village, and so he " looked his last " with a broken and satisfied heart. The other pirates were looking their last, too ; and they all looked so long that they came near letting the current drift them out of the range of the island. Bat they discovered the danger in time, and made shift to avert it. About two o'clock in the morning the raft grounded on the bar two hundred yards above the head of the island, and they waded back and forth until they had landed their freight. Part of the little raft's TOM SAWYER. belongings consisted of an old sail, and this' they spread over a nook in the bushes for a tent to shelter their provisions; but they themselves would sleep in the open air in good weather, as became outlaws. They built a fire against the side of a great log twenty or thirty steps within the sombre depths of the forest, and then cooked some bacon in the frying-pan for supper, and used up half of the corn "pone" stock they had brought. It seemed glorious sport to be feasting in that wild free way in the virgin for- est of an unexplored and uninhabited island, far from the haunts of men, and they said they never would return to civilization. The climbing fire lit up their faces and threw its ruddy glare upon the pillared tree trunks of their forest temple, and upon the varnished foliage and festooning vines. When the last crisp slice of bacon was gone, and the last allowance of corn pone devoured, the boys stretched them- selves out on the grass, filled with con- tentment. They could have found a cooler place, but they would not deny themselves such a romantic feature as the roasting camp-fire. " Ain't it gay ? " said Joe. " It's nuts ! " said Tom. " What would the boys say if they could see us ? " " Say ? Well they'd just^die to be here hey Hucky ! " "I reckon so," said Huckleberry; "anyways 7'm suited. I dont want noth- ing better'n this. I don't ever get enough to eat, gen 'ally and here they can't come and pick at a feller and bullyrag him so." "It's just the life for me," said Tom. ".You don't have to get up, mornings, and you don't have to go to school, and wash, and all that blame foolishness. You see a pirate don't have to do anything, Joe, when he's ashore, but a hermit THE PIRATES ASHORE. THE CAMP-FIRE TALK. 119 he has to be praying considerable, and then he don't have any fun, anyway, all by himself that way." " O yes, that's so," said Joe, " but I hadn't thought much about it, you know. I'd a good deal rather be a pirate, now that I've tried it." " You see," said Tom, " people don't go much on hermits, now-a-days, like they used to in old times, but a pirate's always respected. And a hermit's got to sleep on the hardest place he can find, and put sack-cloth and ashes on his head, and stand out in the rain, and " " What does he put sack-cloth and ashes on his head for ? " inquired Huck. "/dono. But they've^/ to do it. Hermits always do. You'd have to do that if you was a hermit." " Dern'd if I would," said Huck. "Well what would you do? " " { dono. But I wouldn't do that." " Why Huck, you'd have to. How'd you get around it? " " Why I just wouldn't stand it. I'd run away." " Run away ! Well you would be a nice old slouch of a hermit. You'd be a disgrace." The Red-Handed made no response, being better employed. He had finished gouging out a cob, and now he fitted a weed stem to it, loaded it with tobacco, and was pressing a coal to the charge and blowing a cloud of fragrant smoke he was in the full bloom of luxurious contentment. The other pirates envied him this majestic vice, and secretly resolved to acquire it shortly. Presently Huck said : " What does pirates have to do? " Tom said : " Oh they have just a bully time take ships, and burn them, and get the money and bury it in awful places in their island where there's ghosts and things to watch it, and kill everybody in the ships make 'em walk a plank." " And they carry the women to the island," said Joe ; " they don't kill the women." " No," assented Tom, " they don't kill the women they're too noble. And the women's always beautiful, too." TOM SAWYER. " And don't they wear the bulliest clothes ! Oh, no ! All gold and silver and di'monds," said Joe, with enthusiasm. "Who?" said Huck. " Why the pirates." Huck scanned his own clothing forlornly. " I reckon I ain't dressed fitten for a pirate," said he, with a regretful pathos in his voice ; " but I ain't got none but these." But the other boys told him the fine clothes would come fast enough, after they should have begun their adventures. They made him understand that his poor rags would do to begin with, though it was customary for wealthy pirates to start with a proper wardrobe. Gradually their talk died out and drowsiness began to steal upon the eyelids of the little waifs. The pipe dropped from the fingers of the Red-Handed, and he slept the sleep of the conscience-free and the weary. The Terror of the Seas and the Black Avenger of the Spanish Main had more difficulty in getting to sleep. They said their prayers inwardly, and lying down, since there was nobody there with authority to make them kneel and recite aloud ; in truth they had a mind not to say them at all, but they were afraid to proceed to such lengths as that, lest they might call down a sudden and special thunderbolt from Heaven. Then at once they reached and hovered upon the imminent verge of sleep but an intruder came, now, that would not " down." It was conscience. They began to feel a vague fear that they had been doing wrong to run away ; and next they thought of the stolen meat, and then the real torture came. They tried to argue it away by reminding conscience that they had purloined sweetmeats and apples scores of times ; but conscience was not to be appeased by such thin plausibilities; it seemed to them, in the end, that there was no getting around the stubborn fact that taking sweetmeats was only "hooking," while taking bacon and hams and such valuables was plain simple stealing and there was a command against that in the Bible. So they inwardly resolved that so long as they remained in the business, their piracies should not again be sullied with the crime of stealing. Then conscience granted a truce, and these curiously inconsistent pirates fell peacefully to sleep. Tom awoke in the morn- ing, he wondered where he was. He sat up and rubbed his eyes and looked around. Then he comprehended. It was the cool gray dawn, and there was a delicious sense of repose and peace in the deep pervading calm and silence of the woods. Not a leaf stirred ; not a sound obtruded upon great Nature's meditation. Beaded dew-drops stood upon the leaves and grasses. A white layer of ashes covered the fire, and a thin blue breath of smoke rose straight into the air. Joe and Huck still slept. Now, far away in the woods a bird called ; another answered ; presently the hammering of a woodpecker was heard. Gradually the cool dim gray of the morning whitened, and as gradually sounds multiplied and life manifested itself. The marvel of Nature shaking off TOM SAWYER. sleep and going to work unfolded itself to the musing boy. A little green worm came crawling over a dewy leaf, lifting two-thirds of his body into the air from, time to time and " sniffing around," then proceeding again for he was measuring,. Tom said ; and when the worm approached him, of its own accord, he sat as still as a stone, with his hopes rising and falling, by turns, as the creature still came toward him or seemed inclined to go elsewhere; and when at last it considered a painful moment with its curved body in the air and then came decisively down upon Tom's leg and began a journey over him, his whole heart was glad for that meant that he was going to have anew suit of clothes without the shadow of a doubt a gaudy piratical uniform. Now a procession of ants appeared, from nowhere in particular, and went about their labors; one struggled manfully by with a dead spider five times 'as big as itself in its arms, and lugged it straight up a tree-trunk. A brown spotted lady-bug climbed the dizzy height of a grass blade, and Tom bent down close to it and said, " Lady-bug, lady-bug, fly away home, your house is on fire, your children's alone," and she took wing and went off to see about it which did not surprise the boy, for he knew of old that this insect was credulous about conflagrations and he had practiced upon its simplicity more than once. A tumble-bug came next, heaving sturdily at its ball, and Tom touched the creature, to see it shut its legs against its body and pretend .to be dead. The birds were fairly rioting by this time. A cat-bird, the northern mocker, lit in a tree over Tom's head, and trilled out her imitations of her neighbors in a rapture of enjoy- ment; then a shrill jay swept down, a flash of blue flame, and stopped on a twig almost within the boy's reach, cocked his head to one side and eyed the strangers with a consuming curiosity ; a gray squirrel and a big fellow of the "fox " kind came skurrying along, sitting up at intervals to inspect and chatter at the boys, for the wild things had probably never seen a human being before and scarcely knew whether to be afraid or not. All Nature was wide awake and stirring, now; long lances of sunlight pierced down through the dense foliage far and near, and a few butterflies came fluttering upon the scene. Tom stirred up the other pirates and they all clattered away with a shout, and in a minute or two were stripped and chasing after and tumbling over each other in the shallow limpid water of the white sand-bar. They felt no longing for the CAMP-LIFE. little village sleeping in the distance beyond the majestic waste of water. A vagrant current or a slight rise in the river had carried off their raft, but this only gratified them, since its going was some- thing like burning the bridge between them and civilization. They came back to camp wonderfully refreshed, glad-hearted, and ravenous ; and they soon had the camp-fire blazing up again. Huck found a spring of clear cold water close by, and the boys made cups of broad oak or hickory leaves', and felt that water, sweetened with such a wild-wood charm as that, would be a good enough substitute for coffee. While Joe was slicing bacon for breakfast, Tom and Huck asked him to hold on a minute ; they stepped to a promising nook in the river bank and threw in their lines; almost immediately they had reward. Joe had not had time to THF PIRATES' BATH. get impatient before they were back again with some handsome bass, a couple of sun-perch and a small catfish provisions enough for quite a family. They fried the fish with the bacon and were astonished; for no. fish had ever seemed so delicious before. They did not know that the quicker a'fresh water fish is on the fire after he is caught the better he is ; and they reflected little upon what a sauce open air sleeping, open air exercise, bathing, and a large ingredient of hunger makes, too. They lay around in the shade, after breakfast, while Huck had a smoke, and then went off through the woods on an exploring expedition. They tramped gaily along, over decaying logs, through tangled underbrush, among solemn monarchs of the forest, hung from their crowns to the ground with a drooping regalia of grape-vines. Now and then they came upon snug nooks carpeted with grass and jeweled with flowers. I2 4 TOM SA WYER. They found plenty of things to be delighted with but nothing to be astonished at. They discovered that the island was about three miles long and a quarter of a mile wide, and that the shore it lay closest to was only separated from it by a narrow channel hardly two hundred yards wide. They took a swim about every hour, so it was close upon the middle of the afternoon when they got back to camp. They were too hungry to stop to fish, but they fared sumptu- ously upon 'cold ham, and then threw themselves down, in the shade to talk. But the talk soon began to drag, and then died. The stillness, the solemnity that brooded in the woods, and the sense of loneliness, began to tell upon the spirits of the boys. They fell to think- ing. A sort of undefined longing crept upon them. This took dim shape, pre- Even Finn the Red-Handed was dreaming But they were all ashamed of their weak- ness, and none was brave enough to speak his thought. For some time, now, the boys had been dully conscious of a peculiar sound in the distance, just as one sometimes is of the ticking of a clock which he takes no distinct note of. But now this mysterious sound became more pronounced, and forced a recognition. The boys started, glanced at each' other, and then each assumed a listening attitude. There was a long silence, profound and unbroken ; then a deep, sullen boom came floating down out of the distance. " What is it ! " exclaimed Joe, under his breath. " I wonder," said Tom in a whisper. " Tain't thunder," said Huckleberry, in an awed tone, "becuz thunder " " Hark ! " said Tom. " Listen don't talk." THE PLEASANT STROLL. sently it was budding home-sickness. -of his door-steps and empty hogsheads. A SENSATION. I2 5 They waited a time that seemed an age, and then the same muffled boom troubled the solemn hush. " Let's go and see." They sprang to their feet and hurried to the shore toward the town. They THE SEARCH FOR THE DROWNED. parted the bushes on the bank and peered out over the water. The little steam ferry boat was about a mile below the village, drifting with the current. Her broad deck seemed crowded with people. There were a great many skiffs rowing about or floating with the stream in the neighborhood of the ferry boat, but the boys could not determine what the men in them were doing. Presently a great jet of white smoke burst from the ferry boat's side, and as it expanded and rose in a lazy cloud, that same dull throb of sound was borne to the listeners again. " I know now ! " exclaimed Tom ; " somebody's drownded ! " "That's it! " said Huck; "they done that last summer, when Bill Turner got drownded ; they shoot a cannon over the water, and that makes him come up to 126 TOM SA WYER. the top. Yes, and they take loaves of bread and put quicksilver in 'em and set 'em afloat, and wherever there's anybody that's drownded, they'll float right there and stop." " Yes, I've heard about that," said Joe. " I wonder what makes the bread do that." " Oh it ain't the bread, so much," said Tom ; " I reckon it's mostly what they say. over it before they start it out." " But they don't say anything over it," said Huck. " I've seen 'em and they don't." "Well that's funny," said Tom. "But maybe they say it to themselves. Of course they do. Anybody might know that." The other boys agreed that there was reason in what Tom said, because an ignorant lump of bread, uninstructed by an incantation, could not be expected to act very intelligently when sent upon an errand of such gravity. " By jings I wish I was over there, now," said Joe. " I do too," said Huck. " I'd give heaps to know who it is." The boys still listened and watched. Presently a revealing thought flashed through Tom's mind, and he exclaimed : " Boys, I know who's drownded it's us ! " . They felt like heroes in an instant. Here was a gorgeous triumph ; they were missed; they were mourned; hearts were breaking on their account; tears were being shed; accusing memories of unkindnesses to these poor lost lads were rising up, and unavailing regrets and remorse were being indulged; and best of all, the departed were the talk of the whole town, and the envy of all the boys, as far as this dazzling notoriety was concerned. This was fine. It was worth while to be a pirate, after all. As twilight drew on, the ferry boat went back to her accustomed business and the skiffs disappeared. The pirates returned to camp. They were jubilant with vanity over their new grandeur and the illustrious trouble they were making. They caught fish, cooked supper and ate it, and then fell to guessing at what the village was thinking and saying about them ; and the pictures they drew of the public distress on their account were gratifying to look upon from their point of view. But when the shadows of night closed them in, they gradually ceased to TOM STEALS AWAY FROM CAMP. 127 talk, and sat gazing into the fire, with their minds evidently wandering elsewhere. The excitement was gone, now, and Tom and Joe could not keep back thoughts of certain persons at home who were not' enjoying this fine frolic as much as they were. Misgivings came ; they grew troubled and unhappy ; a sigh or two escaped, unawares. By and by Jo/e timidly ventured upon a round-about " feeler " as to how the others might look upon a return to civilization not right now, but Tom withered him with derision ! Huck, being uncommitted, as yet, joined in with Tom, and the waverer quickly " ex- plained," and was glad to get out of the scrape with as little taint of chicken- hearted home-sickness clinging to his gar- ments as he could. Mutiny was effectu- ally laid to rest for the moment. As the night deepened, Huck began to nod, and presently to snore. Joe followed next. Tom lay upon his elbow motionless, for some time, watching the two intently. At last he got up cauti- ously, on his knees, and went searching among the grass and the flickering reflec- tions flung by the camp-fire. He picked up and inspected several large semi-cylin- ders of the thin white bark of a sycamore, and finally chose two which seemed to suit TOM'S MYSTERIOUS WRITING. him. Then he knelt by the fire and painfully wrote something upon each of these with his " red keel ; " one he rolled up and put in his jacket pocket, and the other ,he put in Joe's hat and removed it to a little distance frcm the owner. And he also put into the hat certain school-boy treasures of almost inestimable value among them a lump of chalk, an India rubber ball, three fish-hooks, and one of that kind of marbles known as a "sure 'nough crystal." Then he tip-toed his way cautiously among the trees till he felt that he was out of hearing, and straightway broke into a keen run in the direction of the sand-bar. FEW minutes later Tom was in the shoal water of the bar, wading toward the Illinois shore. Before the depth reached his middle he was half way over ; the current would permit no more wading, now, so he struck out confidently to swim the remaining hundred yards. He swam quartering up stream, but still was swept downward rather faster than he had expected. How- ever, he reached the shore finally, and drifted along till he found a low place and drew himself out. He put his hand on his jacket pocket, found his piece of bark safe, and then struck through the woods, following the shore, with streaming garments. Shortly 128 TOM RECONNOITERS. 129 before ten o'clock he came out into an open place opposite the village, and saw the ferry boat lying in the shadow of the trees and the high bank. Everything was quiet under the blinking stars. . He crept down the bank, watching with all his eyes, slipped into the water, swam three or four strokes and climbed into the skiff that did "yawl " duty at the boat's stern. He laid himself down under the thwarts and waited, panting. Presently the cracked bell tapped and a voice gave the order to " cast off.'* A minute or two later the skiffs head was standing high up, against the boat's swell, and the voyage was begun. Tom felt happy in his success, for he knew it was the boat's last trip for the night. At the end of a long twelve or fifteen minutes the wheels stopped, and Tom slipped overboard and swam ashore in the dusk, tending fifty yards down stream, out of danger.of possible stragglers. He flew along unfrequented alleys, and shortly found himself at his aunt's back fence. He climbed over, approached the " ell " and looked in at the sitting-room window, for a light was burning there. There sat Aunt Polly, Sid, Mar}-, and Joe Harper's mother, grouped together, talking. They were by the bed, and the bed was between them and the door. Tom went to the door and began to softly lift the latch ; then he pressed gently and the door yielded a crack ; he continued pushing cautiously, and quaking every time it creaked, till he judged he might squeeze through on his knees ; and so he put his head through and began, warily. " What makes the candle blow so ? " said Aunt Polly. Tom hurried up. " Why that door's open, I believe. Why of course it is. No end of strange things now. Go 'long and shut it, Sid." Tom disappeared under the bed just in time. He lay and "breathed " him- self for a time, and then crept to where he could almost touch his aunt's foot. " But as I was saying," said Aunt Polly, "he warn't bad, so to say only mis- ch^vous. Only just giddy, and harum-scarum, you know. He warn't any more responsible than a colt. He never meant any harm, and he was the best- hearted boy that ever was " and she began to cry. "It was just so with my Joe always full of his devilment, and up to every kind of mischief, but he was just as unselfish and kind as he could be 9 130 TOM SAWYER.. and laws bless me, to think I went and whipped him for taking that cream, never once recollecting that I throwed it out myself because it was sour, and I never to see him again in this world, never, never, never, poor abused boy! " And Mrs Harper sobbed as if her heart would break. " I hope Tom's better off where he is," said Sid, " but if he'd been better in some ways " " Sid! " Tom felt the glare of the old lady's eye, though he could not see it. " Not a word against my Tom, now that he's gone ! God'll take care of him never you trouble yourself, sir! Oh, Mrs. Harper, I don't know how to give him up ! I don't know how to give him up ! He was such a comfort to me, although he tormented my old heart out of me, "most." "The Lord giveth and the Lord hath taken away, Blessed be the name of the Lord ! But it's so hard Oh, it's so hard ! Only last Saturday my Joe TOM LEARNS THE SITUATION. 131 busted a fire-cracker right under my nose and I knocked him sprawling. Lit- tle did I know then, how soon O, if it was to do over again I'd hug him and bless him for it." " Yes, yes, yes, I know just how you feel, Mrs. Harper, I know just exactly how you feel. No longer ago than yesterday noon, my Tom took and filled the cat full of Pain-Killer, and I did think the cretur would tear the house -down. And God forgive me, I cracked Tom's head with my thimble, poor boy, poor dead boy. But he's out of all his troubles now. And the last words I ever heard him say was to reproach " But this memory was too much for the old lady, and she broke entirely down. Tom was snuffling, now, himself and more in pity of himself than any- body else. He could hear Mary crying, and putting in a kindly word for him from time to time. He began to have a nobler opinion of himself than ever before. Still he was sufficiently touched by his aunt's grief to long to rush out from under the bed and overwhelm her with joy and the theatrical gor- geousness of the thing appealed strongly to his nature, too, but he resisted and lay still. He went on listening, and gathered by odds and ends that it was conjectured at first that the boys had got drowned while taking a swim; then the small raft had been missed ; next, certain boys said the missing lads had promised that the village should " hear something " soon ; the wise-heads had " put this and that together" and decided that the lads had gone off on that raft and would turn up at the next town below, presently ; but toward noon the raft had been found, lodged against the Missouri shore some five or six miles below the village, and then hope perished; they must be drowned, else hunger would have driven them home by nightfall if not sooner. It was believed that the search for the bodies had been a fruitless effort merely because the drown- ing must have occurred in mid-channel, since the boys, being good swimmers, would otherwise have escaped to shore. This was Wednesday night. If the bodies continued missing until Sunday, all hope would be given over, and the funerals would be preached on that morning. Tom shuddered. Mrs. Harper gave a sobbing good-night and turned to go. Then with a 132 TOM SAWYER. mutual impulse the two bereaved women flung themselves into each other's arms and had a good, consoling cry, and then parted. Aunt Polly was tender far beyond her wont, in her good-night to Sid and Mary. Sid snuffled a bit and Mary went off crying with all her heart. Aunt Polly knelt down and prayed for Tom so touchingly, so appealingly, and with such measureless love in her words and her old trembling voice, that he was weltering in tears again, long before she was through. He had to keep still long after she went to bed, for she kept making broken- hearted ejaculations from time to time, tossing unrestfully, and turning over. But at last she was still, only moaning a little in her sleep. Now the boy stole out, rose gradually by the bedside, shaded the candle-light with his hand, and stood regarding her. His heart was full of pity for her. He took out his syc- amore scroll and placed it by the candle. But something occurred to him, and he lingered considering. His face lighted with a happy solution of his thought ; he put the bark hastily in his pocket. Then he bent over and kissed the faded lips, and straightway made his stealthy exit, latching the door behind him. He threaded his way back to the ferry landing, found nobody at large there, and walked boldly on board the boat, for he knew she was tenantless except that there was a watchman, who always turned in and slept like a graven image. He untied the skiff at the stern, slipped into it, and was soon rowing cau- tiously up stream. When he had pulled a mile above the village, he started quartering across and bent himself stoutly to his work. He hit the landing on the other side neatly, for this was a familiar bit of work to him. He was moved to capture the skiff, arguing that it might be considered a ship and therefore legitimate prey for a pirate, but he knew a thorough search would be made for it and that might end in revelations. So he stepped ashore and entered the wood. He sat down and took a long rest, torturing himself meantime to keep awake, and then started wearily down the home-stretch. The night was far spent. It was broad daylight before he found himself fairly abreast the island bar. He rested again until the sun was well up and gilding the great river with its splendor, and then he plunged into the stream. A little later he TOM REPORTS A T CAMP. paused, dripping, upon the threshold of the camp, and heard Joe say : " No, Tom's true-blue, Huck, and he'll come back. He won't desert. He knows that would be a disgrace to a pirate, and Tom's too proud for that sort of thing. He's up to something or other. Now I wonder what ? " " Well, the things is ours, anyway, ain't they ? " " Pretty near, but not yet, Huck. The writing says they are if he ain't back here to breakfast." " Which he is ! " exclaimed Tom, with fine dramatic effect, stepping grandly into camp. A sumptuous breakfast of bacon and fish was shortly provided, and as the boys set to work upon it, Tom recounted (and adorned) his adventures. They were a vain and boastful company of heroes when the tale was done. Then Tom hid himself away in a shady nook to sleep till noon, and the other pirates .got ready to fish and explore. they bar, dinner all the gang turned out to hunt for turtle eggs on the bar. They went about poking sticks into the sand, and when they found a soft place they went down on their knees and dug with their hands. Sometimes they would take fifty or sixty eggs out of one hole. They were perfectly round white things a trifle smaller than an English walnut, They had a famous fried-egg feast that night, and another on Friday morning. After breakfast they went whoop- ing and prancing out on the bar, and chased each other round and round, shedding clothes as they went, until were naked, and then continued the frolic far away up the shoal water of the against the stiff current, which latter tripped their legs from under them from 134 A DA y*S AMUSEMENTS. '35 time to time and greatly increased the fun. And now and then they stooped in a group and splashed water in each other's faces with their palms, gradually approaching each other, with averted faces to avoid the strangling sprays and finally gripping and struggling till the best man ducked his neighbor, and then they all went under in a tangle of white legs and arms and came up blowing, sputtering, laughing and gasping for breath at one and the same time. When they were well exhausted, they would run out and sprawl on the dry, hot sand, and lie there and cover themselves up with it, and by and by break for the water again and go through the original performance once more. Finally it oc- curred to them that their naked skin represented flesh-colored " tights " very fairly ; so they drew a ring in the sand and had a circus with three clowns in it, for none would yield this proudest post to his neighbor. THE PIRATES' EGG MARKET. Next they got their marbles and played " knucks " and " ring-taw " and " keeps " till that amusement grew stale. Then Joe and Huck had another swim, but Tom would not venture, because he found that in kicking oft his trousers he had kicked his string of rattlesnake rattles off his ankle, and he wondered how he had escaped cramp so long without the protection of this mysterious charm. He did not venture again until he had found it, and by that time the other boys were tired and ready to rest. They gradually wandered apart, dropped into the "dumps," and fell to gazing longingly across the wide river to where the village lay drowsing in the sun. Tom found himself writing " BECKY " in the sand with his big toe ; he scratched it out, and was angry with himself for his weakness. But he wrote it again, nevertheless ; he could not help it. He erased it once more and then took 136 TOM SA WYER. himself out of temptation by driving the other boys together and joining them. But Joe's spirits had gone down almost beyond resurrection. He was so home- sick that he could hardly endure the misery of it. The tears lay very near the surface. Huck was melancholy, too. Tom was down-hearted, but tried hard not to show it. He had a secret which he was not ready to tell, yet, but if this muti- nous depression was not broken up soon, he would have to bring it out. He said, with a great show of cheerfulness : " I bet there's been pirates on this island before, boys. We'll explore it again. They've hid treasures here somewhere. How'd you feel to light on a rotten chest full of gold and silver hey ? " But it roused only a faint enthusiasm, which faded out, with no reply. Tom tried one or two other seductions; but they failed, too. It was discouraging work. Joe sat poking up the sand with a stick and looking very gloomy. Finally he said : " O, boys, let's give it up. I want to go home. It's so lonesome." "Oh, no, Joe, you'll feel better by and by," said Tom. "Just think of the fish- ing that's here." " I don't care for fishing. I want to go home." " But Joe, there ain't such another swimming place anywhere." " Swimming's no good. I don't seem to care for it, somehow, when there ain't anybody to say I shan't go in. I mean to go home." " O, shucks ! Baby ! You want to see your mother, I reckon." " Yes, I do want to see my mother and you would too, if you had one. I ain't any more baby than you are." And Joe snuffled a little. " Well, we'll let the cry-baby go home to his mother, won't we Huck ? Poor thing does it want to see its mother ? And so it shall. You like it here, don't you Huck ? We'll stay, won't we ? " Huck said " Y-e-s " without any heart in it. " I'll never speak to you again as long as I live," said Joe, rising. " There now ! " And he moved moodily away and began to dress himself. "Who cares!" said Tom. "Nobody wants you to. Go 'long home and get laughed at. O, you're a nice pirate. Huck and me ain't cry-babies. We'll stay, TOM REVEALS A SECRET. 137 won't we Huck? Let him go if he wants to. I reckon we can get along without him, per'aps." But Tom was uneasy, nevertheless, and was alarmed to see Joe go sullenly on with his dressing. And then it was discomforting to see Huck eyeing Joe's prepa- rations so wistfully, and keeping up such an ominous silence. Presently, without a parting word, Joe began to wade off toward the Illinois shore. Tom's heart began to sink. He glanced at Huck. Huck could not bear the look, and dropped his eyes. Then he said : " I want to go, too, Tom. It was getting so lonesome anyway, and now it'll be worse. Let's us go too, Tom." " I won't ! You can all go, if you want to. I mean to stay." "Tom, I better go." "Well go 'long who's hendering you." Huck began to pick up his scattered clothes. He said : " Tom, I wisht you'd come too. Now you think it over. We'll wait for you when we get to shore." " Well you'll wait a blame long time, that's all." Huck started sorrowfully away, and Tom stood looking after him, with a strong desire tugging at his heart to yield his pride and go along too. He hoped the boys would stop, but they still waded slowly on. It suddenly dawned on Tom that it was become very lonely and still. He made one final struggle with his pride, and then darted after his comrades, yelling : " Wait ! Wait ! I want to tell you something ! " They presently stopped and turned around. When he got to where they were, he began unfolding his secret, and they listened moodily till at last they saw the " point " he was driving at, and then they set up a war-whoop of applause and said it was "splendid ! " and said if he had told them at first, they wouldn't have started away. He made a plausible excuse ; but his real reason had been the fear that not even the secret would keep them with him any very great length of time, and so he had meant to hold it in reserve as a last seduction. The lads came gaily back and went at their sports again with a will, chattering all the time about Tom's stupendous plan and admiring the genius of it. After a 138 TOM SA WYER. dainty egg and . fish dinner, Tom said he wanted to learn to smoke, now. Joe caught at the idea and said he would like to try, too. So Huck made pipes and filled them. These novices had never smoked anything before but cigars made of grape-vine and they "bit " the tongue and were not considered manly, anyway. Now they stretched themselves out on their elbows and began to puff, charily, and with slender confidence. The smoke had an unpleasant taste, and they gagged a little, but Tom said : "Why it's just as easy! If I'd a knowed this was all, I'd a learnt long ago." " So would I," said Joe. " It's just nothing." " Why many a time I've looked at people smoking, and thought well I wish I could do that ; but I never thought I could," said Tom. "That's just the way with me, hain't it Huck? You've heard me talk just that way haven't you Huck ? I'll leave it to Huck if I haven't." "Yes heaps of times," said Huck. "Well! have too," said Tom; " O, hundreds of times. Once down by the slaughter-house. Don't you remember, Huck ? Bob Tanner was there, and Johnny Miller, and Jeff Thatcher, when I said it. Don't you remember Huck, 'bout me saying that ? " "Yes, that's so," said Huck. "That was the day after I lost a white alley. No, 'twas the day before." " There I told you so," said Tom. " Huck recollects it." " I bleeve I could smoke this pipe all day," said Joe. " / don't feel sick.' "Neither do I," said Tom. "/could smoke it all day. But I bet you Jeff Thatcher couldn't." "Jeff Thatcher! Why he'd keel over just with two draws. Just let him try it once. ZfcWsee ! " " I bet he would. And Johnny Miller I wish I could see Johnny Miller tackle it once." " O, dont // " said Joe, "Why I bet you Johnny Miller couldn't any more do this than nothing. Just one little snifter would fetch him." " 'Deed it would, Joe. Say I wish the boys could see us now." " So do I." THE PIRA TES TAKE A LESSON. " Say boys, don't say anything about it, and some time when they're around,. I'll come up to you and say ' Joe, got a pipe? I want a smoke.' And you'll say,, kind of careless like, as if it warn't anything, you'll say, 'Yes, I got my old pipe, and another one, but my tobacker ain't very good.' And I'll say, ' Oh, that's all right, if it's strong enough.' And then you'll out with the pipes, and we'll light up just as ca'm, and then just see 'em look ! " " By jings that'll be gay, Tom ! I wish it was now ! " " So do I ! And when we tell 'em we learned when we was off pirating, won't <^^B%&&*&flMy&kM they wish they'd been along?" . "O, I reckon not! I'll just, bet they will! " So the talk ran on. But presently it began to flag a trifle, and grow disjointed, s The silences widened ; the expectoration ' marvelously increased. Every pore inside the boys' cheeks became a spouting fount- i ain ; they could scarcely bail out the 1 cellars under their tongues fast enough to prevent an inundation ; little overflowings down their throats occurred in spite of all they could do, and sudden retchings' followed every time. Both boys were ^ looking very pale and miserable, now. x Joe's pipe dropped from his nerveless TOM LOOKING FOR JOE'S KNIFE. fingers. Tom's followed. Both fountains were going furiously and both pumps bailing with might and main. Joe said feebly : " I've lost my knife. I reckon I better go and find it." Tom said, with quivering lips and halting utterance : "I'll help you. You go over that way and I'll hunt around by the spring. No, you needn't come, Huck we can find it." So Huck sat down again, and waited an hour. Then he found it lonesome,. 140 TOM SAWYER. and went to find his comrades. They were wide apart in the woods, both very pale, both fast asleep. But something informed him that if they had had any trouble they had got rid of it. They were not talkative at supper that night. They had a humble look, and when Huck prepared his pipe after the meal and was going to prepare theirs, they said no, they were not feeling very well something they ate at dinner had disagreed with them. About midnight Joe awoke, and called the boys. There was a brooding oppressiveness in the air that seemed to bode something. The boys huddled themselves together and sought the friendly companionship of the fire, though the dull dead heat of the breathless atmosphere was stifling. They sat still, intent and waiting. The solemn hush continued. Beyond the light of the fire every- thing was swallowed up in the blackness of darkness. Presently there came a quivering glow that vaguely revealed the foliage for a moment and then vanished. By and by another came, a little stronger. Then another. Then a faint moan came sighing through the branches of the forest and the boys felt a fleeting breath upon their cheeks, and shuddered with the fancy that the Spirit of the Night had gone by. There was a pause. Now a wierd flash turned night into day and showed every little grass-blade, separate and distinct, that grew about their feet. And it showed three white, startled faces, too. A deep peal of thunder went roll- ing and tumbling down the heavens and lost itself in sullen rumblings in the distance. A sweep of chilly air passed by, rustling all the leaves and snowing the flaky ashes broadcast about the fire. Another fierce glare lit up the forest and an instant crash followed that seemed to rend the tree-tops right over tbe boys' heads. They clung together in terror, in the thick gloom that followed. A few big rain- drops fell pattering upon the leaves. " Quick! boys, go for the tent! " exclaimed Tom. They sprang away, stumbling over roots and among vines in the dark, no two plunging in the same direction. A furious blast roared through the trees, making everything sing as it went. One blinding flash after another came, and peal on peal of deafening thunder. And now a drenching rain poured down and the rising hurricane drove it in sheets along the ground. The boys cried out to each A NIGHT SUXPXISE. other, but the roaring wind and the booming thunder-blasts drowned their voices utterly. However one by one they straggled in at last and took shelter under the tent, cold, scared, and stream- ing with water ; but to have company in misery seemed something to be grateful for. They could not talk, the old sail flapped so furiously, even if the other noises would have allowed them. The tempest rose higher and higher, and presently the sail tore loose from its fastenings and went winging away on the blast. The boys seized each others' hands and fled, with many tumblings and bruises, to the shelter of a great oak that stood upon the river bank. Now the battle was at its highest. Under the ceaseless conflagration of lightning that flamed in the skies, everything below stood out in clean-cut and shadowless distinctness: the bending trees, the bil- lowy river, white with foam, the driving spray of spume-flakes, the dim outlines of the high bluffs on the other side, glimpsed through the drifting cloud-rack and the slanting veil of rain. Every little while some giant tree yielded the fight and fell crashing through the younger growth ; and the unflagging thunder-peals came now in ear-splitting explosive bursts, keen and sharp, and unspeakably 342 TOM SA WYER. appalling. The storm culminated in one matchless effort that seemed likely to tear the island to pieces, burn it up, drown it to the- tree tops, blow it away, and deafen every creature in it, all at one and the same moment. It was a wild night for homeless young heads to be out in. But at last the battle was done, and the forces retired with weaker and weaker threatenings and grumblings, and peace resumed her sway. The boys went back to camp, a good deal awed ; but they found there was still something to be thank- ful for, because the great sycamore, the shelter of their beds, was a ruin, now, blasted by the lightnings, and they were not under it when the catastrophe happened. Everything in camp was drenched, the camp-fire as well ; for they were but heed- less lads, like their generation, and had made no provision against rain. Here was matter for dismay, for they were soaked through and chilled. They were eloquent in their distress ; but they presently discovered that the fire had eaten so far up under the great log it had been built against, (where it curved upward and separa- ted itself from the ground,) that a hand-breadth or so of it had escaped wetting ; so they patiently wrought until, with shreds and bark gathered from the under sides of sheltered logs, they coaxed the fire to burn again. Then they piled on great dead boughs till they had a roaring. furnace and were glad-hearted once more. They dried their boiled ham and had a feast, and after that they sat by the fire and expanded and glorified their midnight adventure until morning, for there was not a dry spot to sleep on, anywhere around. As the sun began to steal in upon the boys, drowsiness came over them and they went out on the sand-bar and lay down to sleep. They got scorched out by and "by, and drearily set about getting breakfast. After the meal they felt rusty, and stiff-jointed, and a little homesick once more. Tom saw the signs, and fell to cheering up the pirates as well as he could. But they cared nothing for marbles, or circus, or swimming, or anything. He reminded them of the imposing secret, and raised a ray of cheer. While it lasted, he got them interested in anew device. This was to knock off being pirates, for a while, and be Indians for a change. They were attracted by this idea; so it was not long before they were stripped, and striped from head to heel with black mud, like so many zebras, all of them chiefs, of course and then they went tearing through the woods to attack an* English settlement. AN INDIAN WAR. By and by they separated into three hostile tribes, and darted upon each other from ambush with dreadful war-whoops, and killed and scalped each other by thousands. It was a gory day. Consequently it was an extremely satisfactory one. They assembled in camp toward supper time, hungry and happy ; but now a diffi- culty arose hostile Indians could not break the bread of hospitality together without first making peace, and this was .a simple impossibility without smoking a pipe of peace. There was no other process that ever they had heard of. Two of the savages almost wished they had remained pirates. However, there was no other way ; so with such show of cheerful- ness as they could must'er they called for the pipe and took their whiff as it passed, in due form. And behold they were glad they, had gone into savagery, for they had gained something; they found that they could now .smoke a little without having to go and TERRIBLE SLAUGHTER. hunt for a lost knife ; they did not get sick enough to be seriously uncomfortable. They were not likely to fool away this high promise for lack of effort. No, they practiced cautiously, after supper, with right fair success, and so they spent a jubilant evening. They were prouder and happier in their new acquirement than they would have been in the scalping and skinning of the Six Nations. We will leave them to smoke and chatter and brag, since we have no further use for them .at present. CHAPTER ^m-g ;5fo ^ there was no hilarity in the lit- tle town that same tranquil Saturday afternoon. The Harpers, and Aunt Polly's family, were being put into mourning, with great grief and many tears. An unusual quiet possessed the village, although it was ordinarily quiet enough, in all conscience. The vil- lagers conducted their concerns with an absent air, and talked little; but they sighed often. The Saturday hol- iday seemed a burden to the children. They had no heart in their sports, and gradually gave them up. In the afternoon Becky Thatcher found herself moping about the deser- ted school-house yard, and feeling very melancholy. But she found nothing there to comfort her. She soliloquised : " Oh, if I only had his brass andiron-knob again ! But I haven't got any- thing now to remember him by." And she choked back a little sob. 144 MEMORIES OF THE LOST HEROES. 145 Presently she stopped, and said to herself: " It was right here. O, if it was to do over again, I wouldn't say that I wouldn't say it for the whole world. But he's gone now ; I'll never never never see him any more. " This thought broke her down and she wandered away, with the tears rolling down her cheeks. Then quite a group Of boys and girls, playmates of Tom's and Joe's came by, and stood looking over the paling fence and talking in reverent tones of how Tom did so-and-so, the last time they saw him, and how Joe said this and that small trifle (pregnant with awful prophecy, as they could easily see now !) and each speaker pointed out the exact spot where the lost lads stood at the time, and then added something like " and I was a standing just so just as I am now, and as if you was him I was as close as that and he smiled, just this way and then something seemed to go all over me, like, aw- ful, you know and I never thought what it meant, of course, but I can see now ! " Then there was a dispute about who saw the dead boys last in life, and many claimed that dismal distinction, and offered evidences, more or less tampered with by the witness; and when it was ultimately decided who did see the departed last, and exchanged the last words with them, the lucky parties took upon themselves a sort of sacred importance, and were gaped at and envied by all the rest. One poor chap, who had no other grandeur to offer, said with tolerably manifest pride in the remembrance : " Well, Tom Sawyer he licked me once." But that bid for glory was a failure. Most of the boys could say that, and so that cheapened the distinction too much. The group loitered away, still recalling memories of the lost heroes, in awed voices. When the Sunday-school hour was finished, the next morning, the bell began to toll, instead of ringing in the usual way. It was a very still Sabbath, and the mournful sound seemed in keeping with the musing hush that lay upon nature. The villagers began to gather, loitering a moment in the vestibule to converse in whispers about the sad event. But there was no whispering in the house ; only the funereal rustling of dresses as the women gathered to their seats, disturbed the silence there. None could remember when the little church 10 146 TOM SAWYER. had been so full before. There was finally a waiting pause, an expectant dumb- ness, and then Aunt Polly entered, followed by Sid and Mary, and they by the Harper family, all in deep black, and the whole congregation, the old minister as well, rose reverently and stood, until the mourners were seated in the front pew. There was another communing silence, broken at intervals by muffled sobs, and then the minister spread his hands abroad and prayed. A moving hymn was sung, and the text followed: " I am the Resurrection and the Life." As the service proceeded, the clergyman drew such pictures of the graces, the winning ways and the rare promise of the lost lads, that every soul there, thinking he recognized these pictures, felt a pang in remembering that he had persistently blinded himself to them, always before, and had as persistently seen only faults and flaws in the poor boys. The minister related many a touching incident in the lives of the departed, too, which illustrated their sweet, generous natures, and the people could easily see, now, how noble and beauti- ful those episodes were, and remembered with grief that at the time they occurred they had seemed rank rascalities, well deserving of the cowhide. The congregation became more and more moved, as the pathetic tale went on, till at last the whole company broke down and joined the weeping mourners in a chorus of anguished sobs, the preacher himself giving way to his feelings, and crying in the pulpi't. There was a rustle in the gallery, which nobody noticed ; a moment later the church door creaked ; the minister raised his streaming eyes above his hand- kerchief, and stood transfixed! First one and then another pair of eyes fol- lowed the minister's, and then almost with one impulse the congregation rose and stared while the three dead boys came marching up the aisle, Tom in the lead, Joe next, and Huck, a ruin of drooping rags, sneaking sheepishly in the rear ! They had been hid in the unused gallery listening to their own funeral sermon ! Aunt Polly, Mary and the Harpers threw themselves upon their restored ones, smothered them with kisses and poured out thanksgivings, while poor Huck stood abashed and uncomfortable, not knowing exactly what to do or where to hide from so many unwelcoming eyes. He wavered, and started to slink away, but Tom seized him and said : " Aunt Polly, it ain't fair. Somebody's got to be glad to see Huck." THE POINT IN TOM'S SECRET. " And so they shall. I'm glad to see him, poor motherless thing!" And the loving attentions Aunt Polly lavished upon him were the one thing capable of making him more uncomfortable than he was before. Suddenly the minister shouted at the top of his voice : " Praise God from whom all blessings flow SING ! and put your hearts in it ! " And they did. Old Hundred swelled up with a triumphant burst, and while TOM'S PROUDEST MOMENT. it shook the rafters Tom Sawyer the Pirate looked around upon .the envying juveniles about him and confessed in his heart that this was the proudest moment of his life. As the " sold " congregation trooped out they said they would almost be wil- ling to be made ridiculous again to hear Old Hundred sung like that once more. Tom got more cuffs and kisses that day according to Aunt Polly's varying moods than he had earned before in a year; and he hardly knew which expressed the most gratefulness to God and affection for himself. Eg was Tom's great secret the scheme to return home with his brother pirates and attend their own funerals. They had paddled over to the Mis- souri shore on a log, at dusk on Satur- day, landing five or six miles below the village ; they had slept in the woods at the edge of the town till nearly daylight, and had then crept through back lanes and alleys and finished their sleep in the gallery of the church among a chaos of invalided benches. At breakfast, Monday morning, Aunt Polly and Mary were very loving to Tom, and very attentive to his wants. There was an unusual amount of talk. In the course of it Aunt Polly said : " Well, I don't say it wasn't a fine joke, Tom, to keep everybody suffering 'most a week so you boys had a good time, but it is a pity you could be so hard-hearted 148 TOM'S FEELINGS INVESTIGATED. . 149 as to let me suffer so. If you could come over on a l6g to go to your funeral, you could have come over and give me a hint some way that you warn't dead, but only run off." "Yes, you could have done that, Tom," said Mary; "and I believe you would if you had thought of it." " Would you Tom ? " said Aunt Polly, her face lighting wistfully. " Say, now, would you, if you'd thought of it? " "I well I don't know. 'Twould a spoiled everything." "Tom, I hoped you loved me that much," said Aunt Polly, with a grieved tone that discomforted the boy. " It would been something if you'd cared enough to think of it, even if you didn't do it." " Now auntie, that ain't any harm," pleaded Mary; "it's only Tom's giddy way - he is always in such a rush that he never thinks of anything." " More's the pity. Sid would have thought. And Sid would have come and done it, too. Tom, you'll look back, some day, when it's too late, and wish you'd cared a little more for me when it would have cost you so little." " Now auntie, you know I do care for you," said Tom. " I'd know it better if you acted more like it." . " I wish now I'd thought," said Tom, with a repentant tone ; " but I dreamed about you, anyway. That's something, ain't it? " " It ain't much a cat does that much but it's better than nothing. What did you dream ? " " Why Wednesday night I dreamt that you was sitting over there by the bed, and Sid was sitting by the wood-box, and Mary next to him." " Well, so we did. So we always do. I'm glad your dreams could take even that much trouble about us." "And I dreamt that Joe Harper's mother was here." " Why, she was here ! Did you dream any more ? " " O, lots. But it's so dim, now." "" Well,, try to recollect can't you ? " "Some how it seems to me that the wind the wind blov/ed the the " " Try harder, Tom! The wind did blow something. Come!" TOM SA WYER. Tom pressed his fingers on his forehead an anxious minute, and then said " I've got it now ! I've got it now ! It blowed the candle ! " " Mercy on us ! Go on, Tom go on ! " TOM TRIES TO "And it seems to me that you said, ' Why I believe that that door ' " " Go on, Tom ! " " Just let me study a moment just a moment. Oh, yes you said you believed the door was open." "As I'm a sitting here, I did ! Didn't I, Mary ! Goon!" "And then and then well I won't be certain, but it seems like as if you made Sid go and and " " Well ? Well ? What did I make him do, Tom ? What did I make him do ? " "You made him you O, you made him shut it." "Well for the land's sake! I never heard the beat of that in all my days! Don't tell me there ain't anything in dreams, any more. Sereny Harper shall know of this before I'm an hour older. I'd like to see her get around this with her rubbage 'bout superstition. Go on, Tom ! " " Oh, it's all getting just as bright as day, now. Next you said I warn't bad^ only mischeevous and harum-scarum, and not any more responsible than than I think it was a colt, or something." TOM'S WONDERFUL DREAM. 151 " And so it was ! Well, goodness gracious ! Go on, Tom ! " "And then you began to cry." " So I did. So I did. Not the first time, neither. And then " "Then Mrs. Harper she began to cry, and said Joe was just the same and she wished she hadn't whipped him for taking cream when she'd throwed it out her own self " " Tom ! The sperrit was upon you ! You was a prophecying that's what you was doing ! Land alive, go on, Tom ! " "Then Sid he said he said " "I don't think I said anything," said Sid. " Yes you did, Sid," said Mary. " Shut your heads and let Tom go on ! What did he say, Tom ? " " He said I think he said he hoped I was better off where I was gone to, but if I'd been better sometimes " " There, d'you hear that ! It was his very words ! " " And you shut him up sharp." " I lay I did ! There must a been an angel there. There was an angel there, somewheres ! " " And Mrs. Harper told about Joe scaring her with a fire-cracker, and you told about Peter and the Pain-killer " " Just as true as I live ! " " And then there was a whole lot of talk 'bout dragging the river for us, and 'bout having the funeral Sunday, and then you and old Miss Harper hugged and cried, and she went." "It happened just so! It happened just so, as sure as I'm a sitting in these very tracks. Tom you couldn't told it more like, if you'd a seen it ! And then what ? Go on, Tom ? " " Then I thought you prayed for me and I could see you and hear every word you said. And you went to bed, and I was so sorry, that I took and wrote on a piece of sycamore bark, ' We ain't dead we are only off being pirates,' and put it on the table by the candle ; and then you looked so good, laying there asleep, that I thought I went and leaned over and kissed you qn the lips." TOM SAWYER. " Did you, Tom, did you ! I just forgive you everything for that ! " And she siezed the boy in a crushing embrace that made him feel like the guiltiest of villains. "It was very kind, even though it was only a dream," Sid soliloquised just audibly. " Shut up Sid ! A body does just the same in a dream as he'd do if he was awake. Here's a big Milum apple I've been saving for you Tom, if you was ever found again now go 'long to school. I'm thankful to the good God and Father of us all I've got you back, that's long-suffering and merciful to them that believe on Him and keep His word, though goodness knows I'm unworthy of it, but if only the worthy ones got His blessings and had His hand to help them over the rough places, there's few enough would smile here or ever enter into His rest when the long night comes. Go 'long Sid, Mary, Tom take yourselves off you've hendered me long enough." The children, left for school, and the old lady to call on Mrs. Harper and vanquish her realism with Tom's marvelous dream. Sid had better judgment than to utter the thought that was in his mind as he left the house. It was this : " Pretty thin as long a dream as that, without any mistakes in it ! " What a hero Tom "was become, now ! He did not go skipping and prancing, but moved with a dignified swagger as became a pirate who felt that the public eye was on him. And indeed it was ; he tried not to seem to see the looks or hear the remarks as he passed along, but they were food and drink to him. Smaller boys than himself THK HERO. flocked at his heels, as proud to be seen with him, and tolerated by him, as if he had been the drummer at the head of a procession or the elephant leading a menagerie into town. ' Boys of his own BECKY THATCHER OVERSHADOWED. 153 .size pretended not to know he had been away at all; but they were consuming with envy, nevertheless. They would have given anything to have that swarthy sun-tanned skin of his, and his glittering notoriety ; and Tom would not have parted with either for a circus. At school the children made so much of him and of Joe, and delivered such .eloquent admiration from their eyes, that the two heroes were not long in becoming insufferably ""stuck-up." They began to tell their adventures to hungry listeners but they only began; it was not a thing likely to have an end, with imaginations like theirs to furnish material. Anfl finally, when they got out their pipes and went serenely puffing around, the very summit of glory was reached. Tom decided that he could be independent of Becky Thatcher now. Glory was sufficient. He would live for glory. Now that he was distinguished, maybe .she would be wanting to " make up." Well, let her she should see that he could be as indifferent as some other people. Presently she arrived. Tom pretended not to see her. He moved away and joined a group of boys and g^rls and began to talk. Soon he observed that she was tripping gayly back and forth with flushed face and dancing eyes, pretending to be busy chasing school-mates, and screaming with laughter when she made a capture ; but he noticed that she always made her captures in his vicinity, and that she seemed to cast a conscious eye in his direction at such times, too. It gratified all the vicious vanity that was in him ; and so, instead of winning him it only " set him up " the more and made him the more diligent to avoid betraying that he knew she was about. Presently she gave over skylarking, and moved irresolutely about, sighing once or twice and glancing furtively and wistfully toward Tom. -Then she observed that now Tom was talk- ing more particularly to Amy Lawrence than to any one else. She felt a sharp pang and grew disturbed and uneasy at once. She tried to go away, but her feet were treacherous, and carried her to the group instead. She said to a girl almost at Tom's elbow with sham vivacity : "Why Mary Austin ! you bad girl, why didn't you come to Sunday-school ? " "I did come didn't you see me ? " " Why no ! Did you ? Where did you sit ? ""I was in Miss Peter's class, where I always go. I sawj>w*." 154 TOM SA WYER. " Did you ? Why it's funny I didn't see you. I wanted to tell you about the- pic-nic." " O, that's jolly. Who's going to give it ? " " My ma's going to let me have one." "O, goody; I hope she'll let me come." " Well she will. The pic-nic's for me. She'll let anybody come that I want,, and I want you." " That's ever so nice. When is it going to be? " " By and by. Maybe about vacation." " O, won't it be fun ! You going to have all the girls and boys ? " " Yes, every one that's friends to me or wants to be;" and she glanced ever so furtively at Tom, but he talked right along to Amy Lawrence about the terrible storm on the island, and how the lightning tore the great sycamore tree "all to flinders" while he was " standing within three feet of it." " O, may I come ? " said Gracie Miller. "Yes." "And me ? " said Sally Rogers. "Yes." " And me, too ? " said Susy Harper. " And Joe?" "Yes." And so on, with clapping of joyful hands till all the group had begged for invitations but Tom and Amy. Then Tom turned coolly away, still talking, and took Amy with him. Becky's lips trembled and the tears came to her eyes; she hid these signs with a forced gayety and went on chattering, but the life had gone out of the pic-nic, now, and out of everything else ; she got away as soon as she could and hid herself and had what her sex call "a good cry." Then she sat A FLIRTATION. TOM BECOMES JEALOUS. I5S moody, with wounded pride till the bell rang. She roused up, now, with a vin- dictive cast in her eye, and gave her plaited tails a shake and said she knew what shed do. At recess Tom continued his flirtation with Amy with jubilant self-satisfaction. And he kept drifting about to find Becky and lacerate her with the performance. At last he spied her, but there was a sudden falling of his mercury. She was sitting cosily on a little bench behind the school-house looking at a picture book with Alfred Temple and so absorbed were they, and their heads so close to- gether over the book that they did not seem to be conscious of anything in the world besides. Jealousy ran red hot through Tom's veins. He began to hate himself for throwing away the chance Becky had offered for a reconciliation. He called himself a fool, and all the hard names he could think of. He wanted to cry with vexation. Amy chatted happily along, as they walked, for her heart was singing, but Tom's tongue had lost its function. He did not hear what Amy BECKY RETALIATES. was saying, and whenever she paused expectantly he could only stammer an awkward assent, which was as often misplaced as otherwise. He kept drifting to the rear of the school-house, again and again, to sear his eye-balls with the hate- ful spectacle there. He could not help it. And it maddened him. to see, as he thought he saw, that Becky Thatcher never once suspected that he was even in the land of the living. But she did see, nevertheless ; and she knew she was. winning her fight, too, and was glad to see him suffer as she had suffered. Amy's happy prattle became intolerable. Tom hinted at things he had to attend to; things that must be done; and time was fleeting. But in vain the girl TOM SA WYER. chirped on. Tom thought, " O hang her, ain't I ever going to get rid of her ?" At last he must be attending to those things and she said artlessly that she would be "around " when school let out. And.he hastened away, hating her for it. "Any other boy!" Tom thought, grating his teeth. "Any boy in the whole town but that Saint Louis smarty that thinks he dresses so fine and is aristocracy ! O, all right, I licked you the first day you ever saw this town, mister, and I'll lick you again ! You just wait till I catch you out ! I'll just take and " And he went through the motions of thrashing an imaginary boy pummeling the air, and kicking and gouging. " Oh, you do, do you ? You holler 'nough, do you? Now, then, let that learn you!" And so the imaginary flogging was finished to his satisfaction. Tom fled home at noon. His conscience could not endure any more of Amy's grateful happiness, and his jealousy could bear no more of the other distress. Becky resumed her picture-inspections with Alfred, but as the minutes dragged along and no Tom came to suffer, her triumph began to cloud and she lost interest ; gravity and absent-mindedness followed, and then mel- ancholy; two or three times she pricked up her ear at a footstep, but it was a false hope; no Tom came. At last she grew entirely miserable and wished she hadn't carried it so far. When poor Alfred, seeing that he was losing her, he did not know how, and kept exclaiming : " O here's a jolly one ! look at this ! " she lost pa- tience at last, and said, " Oh, don't bother me ! I don't care for them ! " and burst into tears, and got up and walked away. Alfred dropped alongside and was going to try to comfort her, but she said