953 SI49 ro Q o> u '/t? ST. PATRICK'S DAY 5 OR, A TRAGICOCOMICO FAREWELL TO LORD M - A BY DR. M*LLS's GHOST!!! f Take any shape but that.'* MAC BUT H. " See, my Lord, it comes." HAHLBT. " I do remember an Apothecary." LONDON: PRINTED AND PUBLISHED BY J. MORTON, 373, STRANDr 1819. - THE ARGUMENT. Saint Patrick, the God of Irishmen's Idolatry Feast at the London Tavern A Grand Dinner likened to Death " Begone Dull Care" A Noble Earl Saint Paul's tolls One Banquet- scene, not in Macbeth An audible Speech to an invisible Ghost The sight of Goblins spoils di- gestion A Bell rung, and why A sudden Exit Irish Patriots against a post A scene in St. J s's Place A case of Doubt Two Com- parisons " Darkness visible" A noble Earl's Night-cap described A Scarecrow Don Quixote A Ghost in a Wig A Speech, not made in the H e of L rds Ghosts " should speak when spoken to" Gaffer Thumb and Fanny of Cock-lane Ghost's never " to tell tales out of school" Truth's a Libel A curious scene, something be- tween Tragedy, Comedy, and Farce A glass broken An " Tjf '--Cock-crowing Conclusion. M84840 TRAG1CO-COMICO FAREWELL, &<> AT was on St. Patrick's Natal Day, When Shamrocks look so green and gay ; When Erin 's Sons, where e'er they rove, Think on the land they dearly love, And, as their sparkling glasses smile, Drink blessings to " The Emerald Isle/"* The London Tavern open threw Its doors unto a motley crew ; Where rich and poor, and high and low, As to Earth's Heaven press'd to go : * See a beautiful Poem, under the above title, by Mr. PHILLIPS. ( 6 ) A sort of heterogeneous jumble, Into which any man might tumble, Who chose that day to claim, by birth, Ireland his " native nook of Earth." Nobles ajid beggars elbowed there, As in St. Bafllemy's full Fair ; St< 'Jdmte trick 5 d out with scents and smiles, Sat down to dinner with St. Giles ; And many a Peer beside him reaches To help the man who made his breeches.* E'en Death itself, the Saint and Sinner, Can't level more than a Grand Dinner ! * It was at a former Anniversary of Saint Patrick, that a worth} Irish Nobleman, thinking he had some recollection of the persor that sat next him, politely requested his name, when the man, whc happened to be his Lordship's Tailor, awkwardly whispered <( Mj Lord, I made your Breeches :" " Oh ! Major Bridges ," cried hi; Lordship, " I'm very glad to see you," and immediately shook th< astonished Knight of the Thimble heartily by the hand, to the grea 1 diversion of those who knew his real character. ( 7 ) Around the festive table late, Nobles and Gentk's jovial sate, While wit and wine, and toast and song, Drove care away and time along. High on the Chair's right hand was plac'd The EARL, with blushing honours* grac'd, \Vhom Erin lov'd, in early youth. To praise for Constancy and Truth, But whose Ambition^ now full sail, Upon his native land turns tail, And careless of all pledges past, On scorn'd Hibernia looks his last ! Time's hour-glass now its round had run, And grave St. Paul's had just tolPd One! * JONIUS somewhere speaks of the " blushing Honours" of Sir WM. DRAPER, a Hero, who, like a certain Nobleman of the pre- sent day, ventured, with chivalrous gallantry, to volunteer his services in defence of his Patron, and, like the snine Noble Personage, con- cluded his adventure by bringing disgrace on his own character, and casting doubts on that which he had sallied forth to vindicate. The waiters all had left the room, And candles 'gan to feel a gloom, While many a Thief* in lofty station, Was seen committing Peculation ! When M A cried, " Can such things be ! "\ What in the D J s name do I see ?" " Pray what ?" Cried all the Company ; For they saw nothing but themselves A set of merry-making elves, Brim full of wine and void of trouble, Who nothing saw, or else saw double ; Some on the table and some under, But nought to move their " special wonder/* M - A more disordered grew His stock look'd black, his beard look'd blue \ His epaulets all shook with gold, His eye-balls in their sockets rolled, ( 9 ) And like our Somersetshire friend,* " His hair" good Lord ! " stood all on end!" " Come like the Russian Bear," he cried, \ " And thou shalt boldly be defied ; " Come like a Bull -a Dog a Cat, " Take any any form but that /"| " What form, my Lord ?" the Tories cry," " What form, my Lord ?" the Whigs reply ; But he, not heeding their quandary, Exclaims " Out, vile Apothecary ! " Shake not thy powder* d wig at me, Sir ; " For if thou dost, by GEORGE, d'ye see, Sir, " Before Conant I'll have thee taken, " Nor shall the P- -ss save thy bacon ! Mr. LETHBRIDGE, late Member for Somerset. f The sharp-sighted Critics of the North may probably find * strong resemblance between his Lordship's spetch and that of Max> bcth, on a similar occasion. " Better unto thy pestle stick, " Or beat thy mortar for Old Nick ! tc Hence, thou weak, wretched, whey-fac'd varlefr, " Who fear'd to swear against a h 1 : " Scroples of conscience a fine story, " Off, Doctor, off to Purgatory ! cc There may the D 1 daily purge'e, " Without the Benefit of Clergy, * c Whilst thou shalt hourly cry peceavi,