In Troubadour- Land. Tower > v T"£ M *«l||j| i S! fill Inl onceive yourself confronted by a pop-gun, some ten feet in diameter, charged with mephitic vapours and plugged with microbes of typhoid fever. Conceive your sensations when you were aware that the piston was being driven home. That was my situation in March, 1890, when I got B IN TROUBADOUR-LAND. a letter from Messrs. Allen asking me to go into Provence and Languedoc, and write them a book thereon. I dodged the microbe, and went. To make myself understood I must explain. I was in Rome. For ten days with a sirocco wind the rains had descended, as surely they had never come down since the windows of heaven were opened at the Flood. The Tiber rose thirty-two feet. Now Rome is tunnelled under the streets with drains or sewers that carry all the refuse of a great city into the Tiber. But, naturally, when the Tiber swells high above the crowns of the sewers, they are choked. All the foulness of the great town is held back under the houses and streets, and breeds gases loathsome to the nose and noxious to life. Not only so, but a column of water, some twenty to twenty-five feet in height, is acting like the piston of a pop-gun, and is driving all the accumulated gases charged with the germs of typhoid fever into every house which has communica- tion with the sewers. There is no help for it, the poisonous vapours must be forced out of the drains and must be forced into the houses. That is why, with a rise of the Tiber, typhoid fever is certain to break out in Rome. As I went over Ponte S. Angelo I was wont to look over the parapet at the opening of the sewer that carried off the dregs of that portion of the city where I was residing. One day I looked for it, and looked in vain. The Tiber had swelled and was overflowing its banks, and for a week or fortnight there could be no question, not a sewer in the vast city would be free to do anything else but mischief. I did not go on to the INTRODUCTORY. Vatican galleries that day. I could not have enjoyed the statues in the Braccio Nuovo, nor the frescoes in the Loggia. I went home, found Messrs. Allen's letter, packed my Gladstone bag, and bolted. I shall never learn who got the microbe destined for me, which I dodged. I went to Florence ; at the inn where I put up — one genuinely Italian, Bonciani's, — I made an acquaint- ance, a German Jew, a picture-dealer with a shop in a certain capital, no matter which, editor of a bric-a- brac paper, and a right merry fellow. I introduce him to the reader because he afforded me some information concerning Provence. He had a branch establishment — never mind where, but in Provence — and he had come to Florence to pick up pictures and bric-a-brac. Our acquaintance began as follows. We sat opposite each other at table in the evening. A large rush-encased flask is set before each guest in a swing carriage, that enables him to pour out his glassful from the big-bellied flask without effort. Each flask is labelled variously Chianti, Asti, Pomino, but all the wines have a like substance and flavour, and each is an equally good light dinner-wine. A flask when full costs three francs twenty centimes ; and .when the guest falls back in his seat, with a smile of satisfaction on his face, and his heart full of good will towards all men, for that he has done his dinner, then the bottle is taken out, weighed, and the guest charged the amount of wine he has consumed. He gets a fresh flask at every meal. ■ -— " Du lieber Himmel ! " exclaimed my vis-ct-vis. " I IN TRO UBADO UR-LAND. do b'lieve I hev drunk dree francs. Take up de flasche and weigh her. Tink so ? " " I can believe it without weighing the bottle," I replied. " And only four sous — twenty centimes left ! " exclaimed the old gentleman, meditatively. " But four sous is four sous. It is de price of mine paper " — brightening in his reflections — " I can but shell one copy more, and I am all right." Brightening to greater brilliancy as he turns to me : " Will you buy de last number of my paper? She is in my pocket. She is ver' interesting. Oh ! ver' so. Moche information for two pence." " I shall be charmed," I said, and extended twenty centimes across the table. " Ach Tausend ! Dass ist herrlich ! " and he drew off the last drops of Pomino. " Now I will tell you vun ding. Hev you been in Provence ? " " Provence ! Why — I am on my way there, now." " Den listen to me. Ebery peoples hev different ways of doing de same ding. You go into a cabaret dere, and you ask for wine. De patron brings you a bottle, and at de same time looks at de clock and wid a bit of chalk he mark you down your time. You say you will drink at two pence, or dree pence, or four pence. You drink at dat price you have covenanted for one hour, you drink at same price anodder hour, and you sleep — but you pay all de same, wedder you drink or wedder you sleep, two pence, or dree pence, or four pence de hour. It is an old custom. You under- stand? It is de custom of de country — of La belle Provence." INTRODUCTORY. " I quite understand that it is to the interest of the taverner to make his customers drunk." " Drunk! " repeated my Mosaic acquaintance. "I will tell you one ding more, ver characteristic of de nationalities. A Frenchman — il bolt ; a German — er sauft; and an Englishman — he gets fresh. Der you hev de natures of de dree peoples as in a picture. De Frenchman, he looks to de moment, and not beyond. II boit. De German, he looks to de end. Er sauft. De Englishman, he sits down fresh and intends to get fuddled ; but he is a hypocrite. He does not say de truth to hisself nor to nobody, he says, / will get fresh, when he means de odder ding. Big humbug. You understand ? " One morning my Jew friend said to me : " Do you want to see de, what you call behind-de-scenes of Florence ? Ver' well, you come wid me. I am going after pictures." He had a carriage at the door. I jumped in with him, and we spent the day in driving about the town, visiting palaces and the houses of professional men and tradesmen — of all who were " down on their luck," and wanted to part with art-treasures. Here we entered a palace, of roughed stone blocks after the ancient Florentine style, where a splendid porter with cocked hat, a silver-headed bdton, and gorgeous livery kept guard. Up the white marble stairs, into stately halls overladen with gilding, the walls crowded with paintings in cumbrous but resplendent frames. Prince So-and-So had got into financial difficulties, and wanted to part with some of his heirlooms. There we entered a mean door in a back street, IN TR UBADO UR-LAND. ascended a dirty stair, and came into a suite of apartments, where a dishevelled woman in a dirty split dressing-gown received us and showed us into her husband's sanctum, crowded with rare old paintings on gold grounds. Her good man had been a collector of the early school of art ; now he was ill, he could not attend to his business, he might not recover, and whilst he was ill his wife was getting rid of some of his treasures. There we entered the mansion of a widow, who had lost her husband recently, a rich merchant. The heirs were quarrelling over the spoil, and she was in a hurry to make what she could for herself before a valuer came to reckon the worth of the paintings and silver and cabinets. In that day I saw many sides of life. " But how in the world," I asked of my guide, "did you know that all these people were wanting to sell?" " I have my agents ebbery where," was his reply. I thought of the Diable boiteux carrying the student of Alcala over the city, Madrid, removing the roofs of the houses, and exposing to his view the stories of the lives and miseries of those within. I was at Florence on Easter Eve. A ceremony of a very peculiar character takes place there on that day at noon. In the morning a monstrous black structure on wheels, some twenty-five feet high, is brought into the square before the cathedral by oxen, garlanded with flowers. This erection, the carro, is also decorated with flowers, but is likewise covered with fireworks. A rope is then extended from the carro to INTRODUCTORY. a pole which is set up in the choir of the Duomo, before the high altar. For this purpose the great west doors are thrown open, and the rope extends the whole length of the nave. Upon it, close to the pole, is perched a white dove of plaster. Crowds assemble both in the square and in the nave of the cathedral. Peasants from the countryside come in in bands, and before the hour of noon every van- tage place is occupied, and the square and the streets commanding it are filled with a sea of heads. At half-past eleven, the archbishop, the canons, the choir, go down the nave in procession, and make the cir- cuit of the Duomo, then re- enter the cathedral, take their places in the choir, and the mass for Easter Eve s is begun. At the Gospel — at the stroke of twelve, a match is applied to a fusee, and instantly the white dove flies along the rope, pouring forth a tail of fire, down the nave, out at the west gates, over the heads of the crowd, reaches the carro, ignites a fusee there, turns, and, still propelled by its fiery tail, whizzes along the cord again, till it has reached its perch on the pole in the choir, when the fire goes out and it remains stationary. But in the meantime the match ignited by £ The Carro. IN TRO UBAD UR-LAND. the dove has communicated with the squibs and crackers attached to the carro, and the whole mass of painted wood and flowers is enveloped in fire and smoke, from which issue sheets of flame and loud detonations. Meanwhile, mass is being sung com- posedly within the choir, as though nothing was happening without. The fireworks continue to explode for about a quarter of an hour, and then the great garlanded oxen, white, with huge horns, are reyoked to the carro, and it is drawn away. The flight of the dove for its course of about 540 feet is watched by the peasants with breathless attention, for they take its easy or jerky flight as ominous of the weather for the rest of the year and of the prospects of harvest. If the bird sails along without a hitch, then the summer will be fine, but if there be sluggishness of movement, and one halt, then another, the year is sure to be one of storms and late frosts and hail. Now what is the origin of this extraordinary custom — a custom that is childish, and yet is so curious that one would hardly wish to see it abolished ? Several stories are told to explain it, none very satisfactory. According to one, a Florentine knight was in the crusading host of Godfrey de Bouillon, and was the first to climb the walls of Jerusalem, and plant thereon the banner of the Cross. He at once sent tidings of the recovery of the Holy Sepulchre back to his native town by a carrier pigeon, and thus the Florentines received the glad tidings long before it reached any other city in Europe. In token of their INTROD UCTOR Y. gladness at the news, they instituted the ceremony of the white pigeon and the carro on Easter Eve. Another story is to the effect that this Florentine entered the city of Jerusalem before the first crusade, broke off a large fragment of the Holy Sepulchre, and carried it to Florence. He was pursued by the Saracens, but escaped by shoeing his horse with reversed irons, sion is that he back to Florence that burnt in the Holy Sepulchre, lighted thereat a back to Italy flaming. But to the wind, he rode the tail of his the torch with thus rode, folk shouted " Pazzi ! Fool ! and this sumed by his The Pazzis of year paid all the carro till quite A Florentine Torch Holder. Another ver- resolved to bring the sacred flame Church of the Accordingly he torch, and rode with the torch protect it from with his face to steed, screening his body. As he who saw him Pazzi ! " — Fool ! name was as- family ever after. Florence every expenses of the recently, when the Municipality assumed the charge and now defray it from the city chest. Clearly the origin of the custom is forgotten ; nevertheless it is not difficult to explain the meaning of the ceremony. In the Eastern Church, and still, in many churches in the West, the lights are extinguished on Good Friday, and formerly this was the case with all fires, IN TROUBADOUR-LAND. those of the domestic hearth as well as the lamps in church. On Easter Day, fresh fire was struck with flint and steel by the bishop, and all candles, lamps and hearths were rekindled from this new light. At the present day one of the most solemn scenes in the Eastern Church is this kindling of the Easter fire, and its communication from one to another in a vast congregation assembled to receive it and carry it off to their homes. In the Church of the Holy Sepulchre at Jerusalem, the new fire kindled and blessed by the patriarch, is cast down from the height of the dome. In Florence, anciently, it was much the same. The archbishop struck the Easter fire, and it was then distributed among the people ; but there were incon- veniences, unseemly scuffles, accidents even, and the dove was devised as a means of conveying the Easter fire outside the Duomo, and kindling a great bonfire, whereat the people might light their torches without desecrating the sacred building by scrambling and fighting therein for the hallowed flame. At this bonfire all could obtain the fire without inconvenience. By degrees the bonfire lost its significance, so did the dove, and fables were invented to explain the custom. The bonfire, moreover, degenerated into an exhibition of fireworks at mid-day. One morning my Jew friend insisted on my reading a letter he had just received from his daughter, aged fourteen. He was proud of the daughter, and highly pleased with the letter. It began thus : " Cher papa — nous sommes sauves. That picture of a Genoese lady you bought for 200 francs, and doubted if you would be able to get INTRODUCTORY. rid of, I sold before we left home for Provence to an American, as a genuine Queen Elizabeth for 1,000 francs." Then followed three closely-written pages of record of business transactions, all showing a balance to the good, all showing a profit nowhere under thirty per cent. Finally, the letter concluded: "Mamma's back is better. Louis and I went on Sunday to see a farm. A cow, a stable, an old peasantess saying her rosary, a daughter knitting — all real, not waxwork. Votre fille tres devouee, Leah." " That is a girl to be proud of," said my acquaint- ance. " And only fourteen ! But hein ! here is another letter I have received, and it is awkward." He told me that when he had been in London on business he had lodged in the house of a couple who were not on the best of terms. The husband had been a widower with one child, a daughter, and the step- mother could not abide the child. Whilst M. Cohen, my friend, was there, the quarrels had been many, and he had done his best to smooth matters between the parties. Then he had invited them over to visit the Continent and stay at his house. They had come, and he had again to exercise the office of mediator. " And now," lamented my good-hearted friend, " nebber one week but I get a letter from de leddy. Here is dis, sent on to me. Read it." The letter ran as follows : — " Do write to me. I fear my last letter cannot have reached you, or you would have answered it. I am miserable. My husband is so cross about that little girl, because I cannot love the nasty little beast. Oh, Mr. Cohen, do come to London, or let me come IN TR UBADO UR-LAND. abroad and live in your house away from my husband and that child. You were so sensible and so kind. I can't bear to be longer here in the house with my husband and the spoiled child." My friend looked disconsolately at me. "What am I to do?" he asked. "She writes ebery week, and I don't answer. And my wife sends on dese letters." " Do ? " said I. " Send this one at once to Madame Cohen, and ask her to answer it for you. That London lady will never trouble you again." The following circumstance I relate, not that it has the smallest importance except as a charac- teristic sketch of Italian dolce far niente, and as a lesson to travellers. The proper study of mankind is man, and a little incident such as occurred to me, and which I will now relate, raises the curtain and shows us a feature of humanity in Italy. When I hurried from Rome, I sent off all my luggage by goods train to England, except such articles as I could compress into a Gladstone bag ; a change of raiment of course was there. But mark the cruelty of fate. My foot slipped on a white marble stair, and I rent a certain garment at the knee. I at once dived into my Gladstone bag and produced another pair, but found with a shock that they also had suffered — become threadbare, and needed attention from a tailor. What was to be done ? I had to leave Florence at noon. The discovery was made the night before. I rose early, breakfasted early, and hung about the shop door of a tailor at S a.m. till the door was opened, when I entered, stated my case, and the obliging sartore promised that the INTR OD UCTOR Y. i 3 trifling remedy should be applied and I should have my garment again in one hour. "In one hour ! " he said, holding up his hand in solemn asseveration. Nine o'clock came ; then ten, and my raiment had not returned. I flew to the tailor's shop and asked for my garment. "It was all right," said he, "only the thread being knotted. It should be sent to my inn." So I returned and waited. I had my lunch, paid my bill, packed my bag, looked at my watch. The omnibus was at the door. No garment. I ran to the tailor's. He listened to my tale of distress with an amiable smile on his face, then volunteered to come with me to my inn, and talk the matter over with the host. Accordingly he locked up his shop and sauntered with me to Bonciani's. Bonciani and he considered the circumstances at length, thrashed the subject thoroughly. Then, as the horses were being put into the omnibus — "Come," said the tailor, " I have a brother, a grocer, we will go to him." "But why?" asked I. "Do you see, the boxes are being put on the omnibus. I want my — gar- ment." " You must come with me to my brother's," said the tailor. So to the grocer's went we. Vainly did I trust that the journeyman who was engaged on my article of apparel lodged there, and that, done or undone, I could recover it thence. But no — not so. The whole story was related with embellishments to the brother, the grocer, who listened, discussed, commented on, the matter. " There goes the 'bus ! " I shouted, looking down the street. " Even now, if you will let me have the I4 IN TROUBADOUR-LAND. article, I can run to the station and get off; I have my ticket." " Subito ! subito ! " said the tailor. Then the grocer said that the thing in request might be sent by post. " But," I replied, "I am going into France, to Nice, and clothes are subjected to burdensome charges if carried across the frontier." " Ten minutes ! " I gasped. " Almost too late." A moment later — " Appunto ! " " The clock is striking. I am done for." " Appunto ! " and he lighted a cigarette. So I had to travel by night, instead of by day. ( T 5 ) CHAPTER II. THE RIVIERA. No ill without a counterbalancing advantage — An industry peculiar to Italy — Italian honesty — Buffalo Bill at Naples — The Prince and the straw-coloured gloves — The Riviera — A tapestry — Nice — Its flowers — Notre Dame — The chateau — My gardener — A pension of ugly women — Horses and their hats — An- tibes — Meeting of Honore IV. and Napoleon — The Grimaldis — LeVins, an Isle of Saints— A family jar — Healed. was not all. The dawd- ling of the tailor not only made me lose the mid-day train, but delayed my arrival in Nice for twenty-four hours. I took the night train to Pisa, where I purposed catching the express from Rome. But the express came slouching along in a hands-in-the-pocket sort of way, and was over half-an- hour late, and would not bestir itself to pick up the misspent, lost moments between Pisa and Genoa, the consequence of which was that the train for Nice had gone on without waiting, and accordingly those who desired to prosecute their journey in that direction ! 6 IN TROUBADO UR-LA ND. were obliged to loiter about in the small hours of the morning between a restaurant, half asleep, and a waiting-room where the electric light had gone out, till the hour of seven. Before leaving Italy, I may mention an industry which I found cultivated there, original, and I believe unique. When I procured postage stamps at the post- offices, I was surprised, if I took them home with me, to find that their adhesive power had failed. I also received indignant letters from correspondents in England remonstrating with me for posting my communications to them unstamped. This surprised me, and at Rome, where I had been accustomed to purchase franco-bolli at the head office, I took them home and regummed them. But the remarkable phenomenon was, that such stamps as were purchased at tobacconists' shops had gum on them — only those acquired at the post-offices were without. I learned that the same peculiarity existed at Florence, and indeed elsewhere in Italy, and finally the explanation was vouchsafed to me. The functionary at the post- office passes a wet sponge over the back of the sheets of franco-bolli supplied to him, thus removing the adhesive matter. When he sells stamps at the window, he hopes that those who purchase will proceed at once to apply them to their letters, without perceiving their deficiencies. As soon as the stamp becomes dry it Rills off, and quite a collection of stamps of sundry values can thus be gathered at every clearing of the box, and the postal clerk reaps thence a daily harvest that goes a long way towards the eking out the small pittance paid him by Government. It is 7 HE RIVIERA. 17 interesting to see the directions taken by human enterprise. Whilst I was in Rome, Buffalo Bill was in Naples exhibiting his troupe of horses and gang of Indians. The Italian papers informed the public of a remarkable exploit achieved by the Neapolitans. They had done Buffalo Bill out of two thousand francs. It had been effected in this wise. His reserved seats were charged five francs. Four hundred forged five-franc notes were passed at the door of his show by well-dressed Neapolitans, indeed, the Slite of Neapolitan society ; and the trick played on him was not discovered till too late. Now consider what this implies. It implies that some hundreds of the best people, princes, counts, marquesses at Naples lent themselves to see Buffalo Bill's exhibition by a fraud. They wanted to see and be seen there, but not to pay five francs for a seat. There must have been combination, and that among the members of the aristocracy of Naples. The Italian papers did not mention this in a tone of disgust, but rather in one of surprise that Italians should have been able to overreach a Yankee. But I do not believe such a fraud would have been perpetrated at Rome, Florence, or Milan. It was considered quite in its place at Naples. A lady of my acquaintance was staying in a pension at Naples. There resided at the time, in the same pension, a prince — Neapolitan, be it understood. One day, just before she left, she brought in a packet of kid gloves she had purchased, among them one pair, straw-coloured. She laid them on the table, went out for two minutes, leaving the prince in the room with c j 8 IN TRO UBAD UR-LA ND. the gloves. On her return, the prince and the straw- coioured gloves were gone. She made inquiries of the landlady, who, when told that the prince had been in the room, laughed and said : "But of course he has them. You should never leave anything in the room unguarded where there is a prince." Two days after the departure of this lady, the straw-coloured gloves were produced by his highness and presented by him to a young lady whom he admired, then in the same pension. No evil comes without a counterbalancing good. The day I was detained in Florence by that tailor, and the loss of the night train at Genoa were not immense evils. A furious gale broke over the coast, and when at seven in the morning we steamed out of Genoa, the Mediterranean was sullen, the rain poured down, and the mountains were enveloped in vapour. But as we proceeded along the coast the weather improved, and before long every cloud was gone, the sky became blue as a gentian, and the oranges flamed in the sunshine as we swept between the orchards. Had I gone by the noon train from Florence I should have travelled this road by night, had I caught the 3.27 a.m. train I should have seen nothing for storm and cloud. And — what a glorious, what an unrivalled road that is! It was like passing through a gallery- hung with Renaissance tapestry, all in freshness of colour. The sea deep blue and green like a pea- cock's neck, the mountains pale yellow, as shown in tapestry, with blue shadows ; the silvery-grey olives, the glossy orange trees with their fruit — exactly as in tapestry. Surely the old weavers of THE RIVIERA. those wondrous webs studied this coast and copied it in their looms. I have said that the sea was like a peacock's neck ; but it had a brilliancy above even that. As I have mentioned tapestry I may say that it resembled a sort of tapestry that is very rare and costly, of which I have seen a sample in a private collection at Frankfort, and another in the Palazzo Bardini at Florence. It consists of the threads being drawn over plates of gold and silver. In the piece at Florence the effect of the sun shining through a tree is thus produced by gold leaf under the broidery of tree-leaves. Silver leaf is employed for water, with blue silk drawn in lines over it. So with the sea. There seemed to be silver burnished to its greatest polish below, over which the water was drawn as a blue lacquer. And Nice. What shall I say of that bright and laughing city — with its shops of flowers, its avenues of trees through which run the streets, its gardens, its pines and cactus and aloe walks ? Only one blemish can I pick out in Nice, and that is a hideous modern Gothic church, Notre Dame, filled with detestable garish glass, so utterly faulty in design, so full of blemish of every sort, that the best wish one could make for the good people of Nice is that the next earthquake that visits the Riviera may shake this wretched structure to pieces, so as to give them an opportunity of erecting another in its place which is not a monstrosity. The Avenue de la Gare is planted with the eucalyptus, that has attained a considerable size. It is not a beautiful tree, its leaves are ever on the droop, c 2 IN TROUBADOUR-LAND. as though the tree were unhealthy or unhappy, sulky at being transplanted to Europe, dissatisfied with the climate, displeased with the soil, discontented with its associates. It struck me as very much like a good number of excellent and very useful souls with whom I am acquainted, who never take a cheerful view of life, are always fault-finding, hole-picking, worry-discovering, eminently good in their place as febrifuges, but not calculated to brighten their neigh- bourhood. What a delightful walk is that on the cliff of the chateau ! The day I was at Nice was the 9th of April. The crags were rich with colour, the cytisus waving its golden hair, the pelargonium blazing scarlet, beds of white stock wafting fragrance, violets scrambling over every soft bank of deep earth exhaling fragrance ; roses, not many in flower, but their young leaves in masses of claret-red ; wherever a ledge allowed it, there pansies of velvety blue and black and brown had been planted. In a hot sun I climbed the chateau cliff to where the water, conveyed to the summit, dribbled and dropped, or squirted and splashed, nourishing countless fronds of fern and beds of moss, and many a bog plaat. The cedars and umbrella pines in the spring sun exhaled their aromatic breath, and the flowering birch rained down its yellow dust over one from its swaying catkins. I see I have spoken of the cytisus. I may be excused mentioning an anecdote that the sight of this plant provokes in my mind every spring. I had a gardener — a queer, cantankerous creature, who never saw a joke, even when he made one. " Please, THE RIVIERA. sir," he said to me with a solemn face, " I've been rearing a lot o' young citizens for you." "Have you?" said I, with a sigh. "I fancy I'm rearing a middling lot of them myself." " Please, sir," said he to me on another occasion, "that there lumbago be terrible trying to know what to do with it." " Oh ! " said I with alacrity, " nothing equals hartshorn and oil applied to the small of the back with a flannel. You have a wife " "Yes, sir." He looked at me vacantly. "And yet, it's a beautiful thing." « Well — yes, when it attacks one's deadly enemy." "I've cut it down, and trimmed it out, and tied it up," said the gardener. He meant the Plumbago capcnse ! That man never would allow that he was beaten. My eldest boy one day held some pansies over the fumes of ammonia, turned them green, and showed them as a lusus natures to the gardener. He smiled contemptuously. " Them's the colour of biled cabbage," said he ; "I grew them verdigris green — beds of 'em, when I was with Squire Cross." One day he said to me : " The nurserymen call them plants big onias just to sell them, I call them little onias ; you shall just see them I grow, them be the true big onias, as large as the palm of your hand." I tumbled, by hazard, at Nice into a pension, where I believe I saw at table d'hote a score of the ugliest women I have ever had the trial of sitting over against in my long career. I found out, in conversation with a porter at the station afterwards, that this pension IN TROUBADOUR-LAND. was notorious for the ugly women who put up there, and it is a joke among the porters when they see one very ill-favoured arrive by the train, that she is going to be an inmate of the Hotel — . The name I will not give, lest any of my fair readers, in that spirit of delighful perversity that characterises the sex, should go there and spoil the credit of the pension. I could not endure the table dhote there for many days. An ugly woman is, or may be, restful for the eye when her face is in repose — not when she is chewing tough beef or munching an apple. Besides, Lent was passed. When I was in Rome there appeared in a comic paper at the beginning of Lent the picture of a very stout lady, who thus addressed her spouse. " Hubby, dear! you haven't kissed me." "Can't, love," he replies, "fat is forbidden in Lent." Ugliness was uncongenial to me in radiantly beautiful Nice, and in sparkling Easter — so I packed my Gladstone bag and went further. The snow still lying on the crests of the Maritime Alps and the intermediate ranges broken into fantastic forms, the lovely range of red porphyry Esterel to the south, with the intensely blue sea drawing a thread of silver about its base, together made a picture of incomparable loveliness. The sun was so hot that the horses had already assumed their summer hats. " A good man is merciful to his beast," and the good-hearted peasants of the Riviera and Provence, thinking that their horses must suffer from the burning heat of the sun, provide them with straw hats, very much the same THE RIVIERA. H sort of hats as girls wear, adorned also with ribbons and rosettes, but to suit the peculiarity of formation of the horse's head, two holes are cut in the hat through which the ears are drawn. The effect is comical when you are being driven in a carriage with a pair of horses before you wearing straw hats, and their ears protruding, one on each side, like the horns in the helmets of mediaeval German knights. One lovely glimpse of the sea I got that I shall never forget. The blue sea was in the background gleaming ; against it stood a belt of sombre cypresses ; before the cy- presses the silvery, smoke-grey tufts of olive, in a grove ; and before the olive, in mid- distance, a field of roses in young claret-red foliage — a landscape of belts of colour right marvellous. Then Antibes — a blue bay with castle on one horn, on the other the little town, its lighthouse, and a couple of bold towers. It was at Cannes that Prince Honore IV. of Monaco encountered Napoleon in 1815, as he was returning from Paris in his carriage to take possession of his principality, that had been restored to him by the Treaty of Paris in 1814. Horse in a Hat. 2 4 IN TROUBADOUR-LAND. The Grenadiers of the Imperial Guard stopped his carriage, made the prince descend, and conducted him before a little man with clean-cut features, whom he at once knew as the Emperor — returned from Elba. " Ou allez-vous, Monaco ? " asked Napoleon bluntly. "Sire," replied Honore IV., "je vais a la decouverte de mon royaume." The Emperor smiled. " Voila une singuliere rencontre, monsieur," said Napoleon. " Deux majestes sans place ; mais ce n'est peut-etre pas la peine de vous deranger. Avant huit jours je serai a Paris, et je me verrai force de vous renverser du trone, mon cousin. Revenez plutot avec moi, je vous nommerai sous-prefet de Monaco, si vous y tenez beaucoup." " Merci de vos bontes, sire," replied the prince in some confusion ; "mais je tiendrais encore plus a faire une restauration, ne dut-elle durer que trois jours." " Allons ! faites la durer trois mois, mon cousin, je vous garderai votre place de chancellier, et vous viendriez me rejoindre aux Tuileries." The two monarchs separated after having shaken hands amicably. The story would be spoiled by translation. The Grimaldis anciently possessed much more extensive territories than at present. At Cagnes, near Vence, is their ancient chateau, now converted into a hospital and barrack, and they owned considerable property, manors and lordships near Cannes and Vence. We shall meet them again as Princes of Les Baux. THE RIVIERA. -5 The present reigning family are not properly Grimaldis. The last representative was a daughter, married to the Count of Thorigny in 171 5, who, on the extinction of the male line in 1 73 1, assumed the name of Grimaldi, and succeeded to the principality. Everywhere, for the mere delight of the eye, not from thought of any gain gotten out of it, is the Judas tree covered with pink flowers, standing among the cool grey olives. Here and there is a mulberry burst- ing into fresh, green, vivid leaf ; in every garden the palms are rustling their leaves in the pleasant air, and are glistening in the sun. Out at Lerins. sea lies the low, dull island of Lerins ; but, though low and dull, full of interest, as taking the place to Provence occupied by Iona to Scotland and Lindis- farne to Northumberland, a cradle of Christianity, a cradle rocked by the waves. I cannot do better than quote Montalembert's words on this topic. 11 The sailor, the soldier, or the traveller who pro- ceeds from the roadstead of Toulon to sail towards Italy and the East, passes among two or three islands, rocky and arid, surmounted here and there by a slender cluster of pines. He looks at them 26 IN TRO UBAD O UR-LAND. with indifference, and avoids them. However, one of these islands has been for the soul, for the mind, for the moral progress of humanity, a centre purer and more fertile than any famous isle of the Hellenic Archipelago. It is Lerins, formerly occupied by a city, which was already ruined in the time of Pliny, and where, at the commencement of the fifth century, nothing more was to be seen than a desert coast. In 410, a man landed and remained there ; he was called Honoratus. Descended from a consular race, educated and eloquent, but devoted from his youth to great piety, he desired to be made a monk. His father charged his eldest brother, a gay and im- petuous young man, to turn him from his purpose ; but, on the contrary, it was he who won over his brother. Disciples gathered round them. The face of the isle was changed, the desert became a garden. Honoratus, whose fine face is described to us as radiant with a sweet and attractive majesty, opened here an asylum and a school for all such as loved Christ." From this school went forth disciples, inspired with the spirit of Honoratus, to rule the churches of Aries, Avignon, Lyons, Vienne, Frejus, Valence, Nice, Metz, and many others. Honoratus himself, taken from his peaceful isle to be elevated to the metropolitan see of Aries, had for his successor, as Abbot of Lerins, and afterwards as Bishop of Aries, his pupil and kinsman S. Hilary, to whom we owe the admirable biography of his master. Hilary was celebrated for his graceful eloquence, his unwearied zeal, his tender sympathy with all forms of suffering, his ascendency THE RIVIERA. 27 over a crowd, and by the numerous conversions which he worked. But, indeed Lerins was a hive whence swarmed forth the teachers and apostles of Southern Gaul. Hence came the modest Vincent of Lerins, the first controversialist of his time, who at the head of his greatest work inscribed a touching testimony of his love for that poor little isle where he had spent so many years, and learned so much. Salvian, also, the