OU-~ P 2-V - WILEY AND PUTNAM'S LIBRARY OF CHOICE READING SARTOR RESARTUS. SARTOR RESARTUS THE LIFE AND OPINIONS /far o ( OF HERR TEUFELSDROCKH IN THREE BOOKS. SQJetn QScrm&djtnip, »te foerrtid) weil unt> Orcit! *Dic 3tftt ift mctn S3ctmacl)tntp, mcin 2Ccfcr t ft fcie 3cit. NEW YORK : WILEY AND PUTNAM, 161 BROADWAY. 1846. IMPRIMATUR. This Book, "Sartor Resartus," I have read over and revised into a correct state for Messrs. Wiley & Putnam, of New York, who are hereby authorised, they and they only, so far as I can authorise them, to print and vend the same in the United States. x3S^S^^9 THOMAS CARLYLE. London, June 18. 1846. ^ O. A. ALVORU, PRINTER, T. B. SMITH, STEREOTYPKR, COR. JOHN AND DUTCH 8TS. 316 WILLIAM STREET. TESTIMONIES OF AUTHORS. Taster to Bookseller. — " The Author of Teufelsdrookh is a person of talent ; his work displays here and there some felicity of thought and expression, considerable fancy and knowledge : but whether or not it would take with the public seems doubtful. For ajeu d> esprit of that kind, it is too long ; it would have suited better as an essay or article than as a volume. The Author has no great tact : his wit is frequently heavy ; and reminds one of the German Baron who took to leaping on tables, and answered that he was learning to be lively. Is the work a translation V Bookseller to Editor. — u Allow me to say that such a writer requires only a little more tact to produce a popular as well as an able work. . Directly on receiving your permission, I sent your MS. to a gentleman in the highest class of men of letters, and an accomplished German scholar ; I now enclose you his opinion, which, you may rely upon it, is a just one ; and I have too high an opinion of your good sense to" &c. &c. — MS. (penes nos), London, llth September, 1831. II. Critic of the Sun. "Fraser's Magazine exhibits the usual brilliancy, and also the" &c. " Sartor Resartus is what old Dennis used to call l a heap of clotted non- sense,' mixed, however, here and there, with passages marked by thought and striking poetic vigour. But what does the writer mean by 'Baphometic fire-baptism V Why cannot he lay aside his pedantry, and write so as to make himself generally intelligible 1 We quote by way of curiosity a sen- tence from the Sartor Resartus; which may be read either backwards or forwards, for it is equally intelligible either way. Indeed, by beginning at the tail, and so working up to the head, we think the reader will stand the fairest chance of getting at its meaning : c The fire-baptised soul, long so scathed and thunder-riven, here feels its own freedom ; which feeling is its Baphometic baptism : the citadel of its whole kingdom it has thus gained by assault, and will keep inexpugnable : outwards from which the remain- ing dominions, not indeed without hard battering, will doubtless by degrees be conquered and pacificated.' Here is a" — .... — Sim Newspaper, 1st April, 1834. TESTIMONIES OF AUTHORS. III. North American Reviewer. . . . . c: After a careful survey of the whole ground, our belief is that no such persons as Professor Teufelsdrockh or Counsellor Heuschrecke ever existed ; that the six Paper-bags, with their China-ink inscriptions and multifarious contents, are a mere figment of the brain ; that the 'present Editor 7 is the only person who has ever written upon the Philosophy of Clothes : and that the Sartor Resartus is the only treatise that has yet ap- peared upon that subject; — in short, that the whole account of the origin of the work before us, which the supposed Editor relates with so much gravity, and of which we have given a brief abstract, is, in plain English, a hum. u Without troubling our readers at any great length with our reasons for entertaining these suspicions, we may remark, that the absence of all other information on the subject, except what is contained in the work, is itself a fact of a most significant character. The whole German press, as well as the particular one where the work purports to have been printed, seems to be under the control of Stillschweigen and Cosnie-^ — Silence and Com- pany. If the Clothes-Philosophy and its Author are making so great a sensation throughout Germany as is pretended, how happens it that the only notice we have of the fact is contained in a few numbers of a monthly Magazine, published at London? How happens it that no intelligence about the matter has come out directly to this country ? We pique our- selves here in New England upon knowing at least as much of what is going on in the literary way in the old Dutch Mother-land as our brethren of the fast-anchored Isle ; but thus far we have no tidings whatever of the ' exten- sive close-printed close-meditated volume,' which forms the subject of this pretended commentary. Again, we would respectfully inquire of the -pre- sent Editor' upon what part of the map of Germany are we to look for the city of WassmchtmOj — ' Know-not-whcrc. ; at which place the work is sup- posed to have been printed and the Author to have resided. It has been oar fortune to visit several portions of the German territory, and to ex- amine pretty carefully, at different times and for various purposes, maps of the whole ; but we have no recollection of any such place. We suspect that the city of Know-not-rohere might be (-ailed, with at least as much propriety. Nobody-knoros-nhere i and is to be found in the kingdom of Nowhere, Again, the village of Ent> pfulrf. — ' Duck-pond,' where the supposed Author of the work is said to have passed his youth, and that of Hinterschiagj where he had his education, are equally foreign to our geography. Duck-ponds enough there undoubtedly are in almost every village in Germany, as the traveller in that country knows too well to his cost, but any particular vil- snominated Duok-pond is to us altogether terra incognita. The names of the personages are not Less singular than those of the places. Who can refrain from a smile ,,t the yoking together of such a pair of appellatives as TESTIMONIES OF AUTHORS. Diogenes Teufelsdrockh ? The supposed bearer of this strange title is re- presented as admitting in his pretended autobiography, that 'he had searched to no purpose through all the Heralds' books in and without the German empire, and through all manner of SubscribersMists, Militia-rolls, and other Name-catalogues,' but had nowhere been able to find ' the name Teufelsdrockh, except as appended to his own person.' We can readily be- lieve this, and we doubt very much whether any Christian parent would think of condemning a son to carry through life the burden of so unpleasant a title. That of Counsellor Heuschrecke, — Grasshopper, though not of- fensive, looks much more like a piece of fancy-work than a ' fair business transaction.' The same may be said of Bhemme, — Flower Goddess, the he- roine of the fable, and so of the rest. " In short, our private opinion is, as we have remarked, that the whole story of a correspondence with Germany, a university of Nobody-knows- where, a Professor of Things in General, a Counsellor Grasshopper, a Flower-Goddess Blumine, and so forth, has about as much foundation in truth, as the late entertaining account of Sir John Herschel's discoveries in the moon. Fictions of this kind are, however, not uncommon, and ought not, perhaps, to be condemned with too much severity ; but we are not sure that we can exercise the same indulgence in regard to the attempt which seems to be made to mislead the public as to the substance of the work be- fore us, and its pretended German original. Both purport, as we have seen, to be upon the subject of Clothes, or dress. Clothes, their Origin and Influence, is the title of the supposed German treatise of Professor Teufels- drockh, and the rather odd name of Sartor Resartus, — the Tailor Patched, — which the present Editor has affixed to his pretended commentary, seems to look the same way. But though there is a good deal of remark through- out the work in a half-serious, half-comic style upon dress, it seems to be in reality a treatise upon the great science of Things in General, which Teu- felsdrockh is supposed to have professed at the university of Nobody -knows- where. Now, without intending to adopt a too rigid standard of morals, we own that we doubt a little the propriety of offering to the public a trea- tise on Things in General, under the name and in the form of an Essay on Dress. For ourselves, advanced as we unfortunately are in the journey of life, far beyond the period when dress is practically a matter of interest, we have no hesitation in saying that the real subject of the work is to us more attractive than the ostensible one. But this is probably not the case with the mass of readers. To the younger portion of the community, which constitutes every where the very great majority, the subject of dress is one of intense and paramount importance. An author who treats it ap- peals, like the poet, to the young men and maidens — virginibus puerisqne, — and calls upon them by all the motives which habitually operate most strongly upon their feelings to buy his book. When, after opening their purses for this purpose, they have carried home the work in triumph, ex- pecting to find in it some particular instruction in regard to the tying of TESTIMONIES OF AUTHORS. their neckcloths, or the cut of their corsets, and meet with nothing better than a dissertation on Things in General, they will, — to use the mildest term, — not be in very good humour. If the last improvements in legislation, which we have made in this country, should have found their way to Eng- land, the author we think would stand some chance of being Lynched. Whether his object in this piece of super cherie be merely pecuniary profit, or whether he takes a malicious pleasure in quizzing the Dandies, we shall not undertake to say. In the latter part of the work, he devotes a separate chapter to this class of persons, from the tenour of which we should be dis- posed to conclude that he would consider any mode of divesting them of their property very much In the nature of a spoiling of the Egyptians. ' : The only thing about the work, tending to prove that it is what it pur- ports to be, a commentary on a real German treatise, is the style, which is a sort of Babylonish dialect, not destitute, it is true, of richness, vigour, and at times a sort of singular felicity of expression, but very strongly tinged throughout with the peculiar idiom of the German language. This quality in the style, however, may be. a mere result of a great familiarity with German literature, and we cannot, therefore, look upon it as in itself decisive, still less as outweighing so much evidence of an opposite character." — North American Review, No. 89, October, 1835. IV. New-England Editors. " The Editors have been induced, by the expressed desire of many per- sons, to collect the following sheets out of the ephemeral pamphlets* in which they first appeared, under the conviction that they contain in them- selves the assurance of a longer date. " The Editors have no expectation that this little Work will have a sud- den and general popularity. They will not undertake, as there is no need, to justify the gay costume in which the Author delights to dress his thoughts, or the German idioms with which he has sportively sprinkled his pages. It is his humour to advance the gravest speculations upon the gravest topics in a quaint and burlesque style. If his masquerade offend any of his audience, to that degree that they will not hear what he has to say, it may chance to draw others to listen to his wisdom ; and what work of im- agination can hope to please all ? But we will venture to remark that the distaste excited by these peculiarities in some readers is greatest at first, and is soon forgotten ; ami that the foreign dross and aspect of the Work are quite superficial, and cover a genuine Saxon heart. We believe, no book has been published for many years, written in a more sincere style of idiomatic English, or which discovers an equal mastery over all the riches of the language. The Author makes ample amends for the occasional ec- * " Fraser's (London) Magazine, 1833-4." TESTIMONIES OF AUTHORS. centricity of his genius, not only by frequent bursts of pure splendour but by the wit and sense which never fail him. " But what will chiefly commend the Book to the discerning reader is the manifest design of the work, which is, a Criticism upon the Spirit of the Age, — we had almost said, of the hour, in which we live ; exhibiting in the most just and novel light the present aspects of Religion, Politics, Litera- ture, Arts, and Social Life. Under all his gaiety the Writer has an earnest meaning, and discovers an insight into the manifold wants and tendencies of human nature, which is very rare among our popular authors. The philanthropy and the purity of moral sentiment, which inspire the work, will find their way to the heart of every lover of virtue." — Preface to Sar- tor Resartus : Boston, 1836, 1837. Sunt, Fuerunt vel Fuere. London, 30th June, 1838. \ CONTENTS. BOOK I. CHAP. PAGE I. Preliminary .1 II. Editorial Difficulties . 6 III. Reminiscences 10 V. Characteristics 20 V. The World in Clothes ' 26 VI. Aprons 32 VII. Miscellaneous-historical 35 VIII. The Worl d out of Clothes 39 IX. Adamitism 45 X. Pure Reason 50 XI. Prospective ... 55 BOOK II. I. Genesis . 65 V II. Idyllic 72 k/tlT. Pedagogy 80 IV. Getting under Way 94 V. Romance 105 VVI. Sorrows of Teufelsdrockh 110 / \ IlfrThe everlasting No 125 HI. «Centre of Indifference 132 « IX.y The everlasting Yea 142 X. Pause .... 153 CONTENTS. BOOK III. I II LP, PAGE [. Incident in Modern History 163 II. Church-Clothes 168 [II, Symbols 171 IV. Helotage 178 V. The Phoenix 1S2 VI. Old Clothes 1SS VII. Organic Filaments 192 VIII. Natural Supernaturalism 200 IX. Circumspective . . 210 X. The Dandiacal Body 214 XI. Tailors . 226 XII. Farewell .... 229 LIB] University of California. VANCH -*-we week! ; or •>h BOOK I. SARTOR RESARTUS CHAPTER I PRELIMINARY. Considering our present advanced state of culture, and how the Torch of Science has now been brandished and borne about, with more or less effect, for five thousand years and upwards ; how, in these times especially, not only the Torch still burns, and perhaps more fiercely than ever, but innumerable Rust-lights, and Sulphur-matches, kindled thereat, are also glancing in every direction, so that not the smallest cranny or doghole in Nature or Art can remain unilluminated. — it might strike the reflective mind with some surprise that hitherto little or nothing of a fun- damental character, whether in the way of Philosophy or History, has been written on the jmJjgccJLof Clothes. Our Theory of Gravitation is as good as perfect : Lagrange, it is well known, has proved that the Planetary System, on this scheme, will endure for ever ; Laplace, still more cunningly, even guesses that it could not have been made on any other scheme. Whereby, at least, our nautical Logbooks can be better kept ; and water-transport of all kinds has grown more commodious. Of Geology and Geognosy we know enough : what with the labours of our Werners and Huttons, what with the ardent genius of their disciples, it has come about that now, to many a Royal Society, the Creation of a World is little more mysterious than the cooking of a Dumpling ; concerning which last, indeed, f there have been miuds to whom the question, How the Apples icere got in, presented difficulties. . Why mention our disquisi- 2 SARTOR RESARTUS. tions on the Social Contract, on the Standard of Taste, on the Migrations of the Herring ? Then, have we not a Doctrine of Bent, a Theory of Value ; Philosophies of Language, of History, of Pottery, of Apparitions, of Intoxicating Liquors? Man's whole life and environment have been laid open and elucidated ; scarcely a fragment or fibre of his Soul, Body, and Possessions, but has been probed, dissected, distilled, desiccated, and scientifi- cally decomposed : our spiritual Faculties, of which it appears there are not a few, have their Stewarts, Cousins, Eoyer Col- lards : every cellular, vascular, muscular Tissue glories in its Lawrences, Majendies, Bichats. How, then, comes it, may the reflective mind repeat, that the grand Tissue of all Tissues, the only real Tissue, should have been quite overlooked by Science. — the vestural Tissue, namely, of wool- len or other clofii ; which Man's Soul wears as its outmost wrap- page and overall ; wherein his whole other Tissues are included and screened, his whole Faculties work, his whole Self lives, moves, and has its being ? For if, now and then, some straggling bro- ken-winged thinker has cast an owl's glance into this obscure ; ii. the most have soared over it altogether heedless : regard- ed Clothes as a property, not an accident, as quite natural and spontaneous, like the leaves of trees, like the plumage of birds. In all speculations they have tacitly figured man as a Clothed Animal; whereas he is by nature a Naked Animal : and only in unstances, by purpose and device, masks himself in Clothes. Shakspeare says, we are creatures that look before •^ and after : the more surprising that we do no; look round a little, and see what is passing under our very c\ But here, as in so many other eases, Qtefi Lany, learned, inde- fatigable, deep-thinking Germany comes to our aid. It is. after all. a blessing that, in these revolutionary times, there should be one country where abstract Thought can still take shelter; that while the din and frenzy of Catholic Emancipations, and Rotten Boroughs, and Revolts of Paris, deafen every French and English ear, the German can stand peaceful on his scientific watch-tower; and. to the raging, struggling multitude here and •lemnly, from hour, to hour, with preparatory blasl of oowhorn, emit his Horei PRELIMINARY. ill other words, tell the Universe, which so often forgets that fact, what o'clock it really is. Not unfrequently the Germans have been blamed for an unprofitable diligence ; as if they struck into devious courses, where nothing was to be had but the toil of a rough journey ; as if, forsaking the gold-mines of Finance, and that political slaughter of fat oxen whereby a man himself grows fat, they were apt to run goose-hunting into regions of bilberries and crowberries, and be swallowed up at last in remote peat-bogs. Of that unwise science, which, as our Humorist expresses it, 1 By_geometric scale Doth take the size of pots of ale ;' fftill more, of that altogether misdirected industry, which is seen vigorously enough thrashing mere straw, there can nothing de- fensive be said. In so far as the Germans are chargeable with such, let them take the consequence. Nevertheless be it re- marked, that even a Russian steppe has tumuli and gold orna- ments ; also many a scene that looks desert and rock-bound from the distance, will unfold itself, when visited, into rare valleys. Nay, in any case, would Criticism erect not only finger-posts and turnpikes, but spiked gates and impassible barriers, for the mind of man ? It is written, l Many shall run to and fro, and know- ledge shall be increased.' Surely the plain rule is, Let_each con- siderate person have his way, and see what it will lead to. For not this man and that man, but all men make up mankind, and their united tasks the task of mankind. How often have we seen some such adventurous, and perhaps much-censured wan- derer light on some outlying, neglected, yet vitally momentous province ; the hidden treasures of which he first discovered, and kept proclaiming till the general eye and effort were directed thither, and the conquest was completed ; — thereby, in these his seemingly so aimless rambles, planting new standards, founding new habitable colonies, in the immeasurable circumambient realm of Nothingness and Night ? Wise man was he who counselled that Speculation should have free course, and look fearlessly to- wards all the thirty-two points of the compass, whithersoever and howsoever it listed. SARTOR RESARTUS. Perhaps it is proof of the stinted condition in which pure Science, especially pure moral Science, languishes among us Eng- lish ; and how our mercantile greatness, and invaluable Consti- tution, impressing a political or other immediately practical ten- dency on all English culture and endeavour, cramps the free flight of Thought, — that this, not Philosophy of Clothes, but re- cognition even that we have no such Philosophy, stands here for the first time published in our language. What English intellect could have chosen such a topic, or by chance stumbled on it ? But for that same unshackled, and even sequestered condition of the German Learned, which permits and induces them to_iish— ie all manner of waters, with all manner of nets, it seems probable enougH, this abstruse Inquiry might, in spite of the results it leads to, have continued dormant for indefinite periods. The Edi- tor of these sheets, though otherwise boasting himself a man of confirmed speculative habits, and perhaps discursive enough, is free to confess, that never, till these last months, did the above very plain considerations, on our total want of a Philosophy of Clothes, occur to him : and then, by quite foreign suggestion. By the arrival, namely, of a new Book from Professor Teufelsdrockh \ of Weissnichtwo ; treating expressly of this subject ; and in a ' style which, whether understood or not, could not even by the blindest be overlooked. In the present Editor's way of thought, this remarkable Treatise, with its Doctrines, whether as judicially acceded to, or judicially denied, has not remained without effect. 1 Die Kinder, ihr Werden und Wirken (Clothes, their Origin 'and Influence): von JJiog. Teufelsdrockh. J. U. 1). etc. Still- 1 schweigen und Co= nie - Weissnichtwo, 1831. ' Here,' says the Weissnichtwo' sche Anzeiger, • comes a Volume ' of that extensive, close-printed, close-meditated sort, which be it • 'spoken with pride, is seen only in Germany, perhaps only in ' Weissnichtwo. Issuing from the hitherto irreproachable Firm 'of Stillschweigen and Company, with every external further- ' ance, it is of such internal quality as to set Neglect at de- ' fiance.' * * * * 'A work,' concludes the well nigh enthusias- tic Reviewer, ' interesting alike to the antiquary, the historian, ' and the philosophic thinker ; a masterpiece of boldness, lynx- ' eyed acuteness, and rugged independent Germanism and Phi PRELIMINARY. ' lanthropy (derbcn Kerndeutschhcit unci Menschenliebe) ; which will i not, assuredly, pass current without opposition in high places : ' but must and will exalt the almost new name of Teufelsdrockh ' to the first rank of Philosophy, in our German Temple of c Honour.' Mindful of old friendship, the distinguished Professor, in this the first blaze of his fame, which however does not dazzle him, sends hither a Presentation-copy of his Book ; with compliments and encomiums which modesty forbids the present Editor to re- hearse ; yet without indicated wish or hope of any kind, except what may be implied in the concluding phrase : Mochte es (this remarkable Treatise) audi im Brittischen Boden gedeihen! SARTOR EESARTUS. CHAPTER II. EDITORIAL DIFFICULTIES. If for a speculative man, 'whose seedfield,' in the sublime words of the Poet, ' is Time,' no conquest is important but that of new ideas, then might the arrival of Professor Teufelsdrockh's Book be marked with chalk in the Editor's calendar. It is in- deed an ' extensive Volume,' of boundless, almost formless con- tents, a very Sea of Thought; neither calm nor clear, if you will ; yet wherein the toughest pearl-diver may dive to his utmost depth, and return not only with sea wreck but with true orients. Directly on the first perusal, almost on the first deliberate in- spection, it became apparent that here a quite new Branch of Philosophy, leading to as yet undescried ulterior results, was dis- J closed ; farther, what seemed scarcely less interesting, a quite new human Individuality, an almost unexampled personal charac- ter, that, namely, "1" Professor Teufelsdrockh the Discloser. Of both which novelties, as far as might be possible, we resolved to master the significance. But as man is emphatically a Prosely- tising creature, no sooner was such mastery even fairly attempted, than the new Question arose: How might this acquired good he imparted to others, perhaps in equal need thereof: how could the Philosophy of Clothes, and the Author of Buch Philosophy, be brought home, in any measure, to the business and bosoms of our own English nation ? For if i id to burn the pockets till it be cast forth into circulation, much more new Truth. Here, however, difficulties occurred. The first thought natu- rally was to publish Article after Article on this remarkable Vol- ume, in BUCh widely circulating Critical Journals as the Editor might stand connected with, or by money or love procure a to. But, on the other hand, was it not clear that such matter as EDITORIAL DIFFICULTIES. must here be revealed and treated of might endanger the Circu- lation of any Journal extant ? If, indeed, the whole parties of the State could have been abolished, Whig, Tory, and Radical. embracing in discrepant union ; and the whole Journals of the Nation could have been jumbled into one Journal, and the Phi- losophy of Clothes poured forth in incessant torrents therefV the attempt had seemed possible. But, alas, what vehicle of I sort have we, except Fraser's Magazine ? A vehicle all strewed (figuratively speaking) with the maddest Waterloo-Crackers, ex- ploding distinctively and destructively, wheresoever the mystified passenger stands or sits : nay, in any case, understood to be, of late years, a vehicle full to overflowing, and inexorably shut ! Besides, to state the Philosophy of Clothes without the" Philoso- pher, the idea^rof Teufelsdrockh without something of his per-J sonality, was if not to insure both of entire misapprehension ?f Now for Biography, had it been otherwise admissible, there were no adequate documents, no hope of obtaining such, but rather, owing to circumstances, a special despair. Thus did the Editor see himself, for the while, shut out from all public utterance of these extraordinary Doctrines, and constrained to revolve I them, not without disquietude, in the dark depths of his own r mind. 80 had it lasted for some months; and now the Volume on Clothes, read and again read, was in several points becoming lucid and lucent ; the personality of its Author more and more surprising, but, in spite of all that memory and conjecture could do, more and more enigmatic ; whereby the old disquietude seemed fast settling into fixed discontent, — when altogether un- expectedly arrives a Letter from Herr Hofrath Heuschrecke, our Professor's chief friend and associate in Weissnichtwo, with whom we had not previously corresponded. The Hofrath, after much quite extraneous matter, began dilating largely on the 'agitation and attention' which the Philosophy of Clothes exciting in its own German Republic of Letters ; on the deep significance and tendency of his Friend's Volume ; and then, at length, with great circumlocution, hinted at the practicability of conveying ' some knowledge of it, and of him, to England, and through England to the distant West:' a W r ork on Professor SARTOR RESARTUS. Teufelsdrockh 'were undoubtedly welcome to the Family, the • National, or any other of those patriotic Libraries, at present the 1 glory of British Literature ;' might work revolutions in Thought ; and so forth : — in conclusion, intimating not obscurely, that Bhould the present Editor feel disposed to undertake a Biography of Teufelsdrockh, he, Hofrath Ilcuschrcckc. had it in his power to furnish the requisite Documents. As in some chemical mixture, that has stood long evaporating, but would not crystallise, instantly when the wire or other fixed substance is introduced, crystallisation commences, and rapidly proceeds till the whole is finished, so was it with the Editor's mind and this offer of Hcusehrecke's. Form rose out of void solution and discontinuity ; like united itself with like in definite arrangement : and soon either in actual vision and possession, or in fixed reasonable hope, the image of the whole Enterprise had shaped itself, so to speak, into a solid mass. Cautiously yet courageously, through the twopenny post, application to the famed redoubtable Oliver Yorke was now made : an interview, inter- views with that singular man have taken place ; with more of 11 ranee on our side, with less of satire (at least of open satire) on his. than we anticipated ; — for the rest, with sueh issue as is now visible. As to those same ' patriotic JLibrariesf the Ho- frath's counsel could only be viewed with silent amazement; but with his offer of Documents we joyfully and almost instantane- ously closed. Thus, too, in the sure expectation of these, we ilready see our task begun ; and this our Sartor Resartus, which - properly a ■ Life and Opinions of Iierr Teufelsdrockh/ hourly advancing. Of our fitness for the Enterprise, to which we have such title and vocation, it were \ nrhaps uninteresting to Bay more. Let the British reader study and enjoy, in simplicity bf heart, what is here presented him, and with whatever metaphysical acumen, and talent for Meditation he is possessed of. Let him strive to keep a free, open sense : cleared from the mists of Prejudice, above all from the paralysis of Cant; and directed rather to the Book itself than to the Editor of the Book. Who or whal such Editor EDITORIAL DIFFICULTIES. may be, must remain conjectural, and even insignificant:* it is a voice publishing tidings of the Philosophy of Clothes ; undoubt- edly a Spirit addressing Spirits: whcso hath ears let him hear. On one other point the Editor thinks it needful to give warn- ing : namely, that he is animated with a true though perhaps a feeble attachment to the Institutions of our Ancestors ; and minded to defend these, according to ability, at all hazards ; nay, it was partly with a view to such defence that he engaged in this undertaking. To stem, or if that be impossible, profitably Jto divert the current of Innovation, such a Volume as Teufels- drockh's, if cunningly planted down, were no despicable pile, or floodgate, in the Logical wear. For the rest, be it no wise apprehended, that any personal con- nexion of ours with Teufelsdrockh, Heuschrecke, or this Philo- sophy of Clothes, can pervert our judgment, or sway us to exten- uate or exaggerate. Powerless, we venture to promise, are those private Compliments themselves. Grateful they may well be ; as generous illusions of friendship : as fair mementos of bygone unions, of those nights and suppers of the Grods, when lapped in the symphonies and harmonies of Philosophic Eloquence, though with baser accompaniments, the present Editor revelled in that feast of reason, never since vouchsafed him in so full mea- ure ! But what then 1 Amicus Plato, magis arnica Veritas ; Teufelsdrockh is our friend, Truth is our divinity. <^ln our his- torical and critical capacity, we hope we are strangers to all the world ; have feud or favour with no one, — save indeed the Devil, with whom, as with the Prince of Lies and Darkness, we do at all times wage internecine war^ This assurance, at an epoch when Pjif£exy and Quackery hate reached a height unexampled in the annals of mankind, and even English Editors, like Chinese Shopkeepers, must write on their door-lintels, No cheating here, — we thought it good to premise. * With us even he still communicates in some sort of mask, or muffler ; and, we have reason to think, under a feigned name ! — O. Y. 2* 10 SARTOR RESARTUS. / CHAPTER III. REMINISCENCES. To the Author's private circle the appearance of this singular Work on Clothes must have occasioned little less surprise than it has to the rest of the world. For ourselves, at least, few things have been more unexpected. Professor Teufelsdrockh, at the pe- riod of our acquaintance with him, seemed to lead a cpiite stil l and selfrcontaincd life : a man devoted to the higher Philoso- phies, indeed ; yet more likely, if he published at all, to publish a Refutation of Hegel and Bardili, both of whom, strangely enough, he included under a common ban ; than to descend, as he has here done, into the angry noisy Forum, witli an Argument that cannot but exasperate and divide. Not, that we can remem- ber, was the Philosophy of Clothes once touched upon between us. If through the high, silent, meditative Transcendentalism of our Friend we detected any practical tendency whatever, it was at nmst Political, and towards a certain prospective, and for the present quite speculative, Radicalism ; as indeed some corres- pondence, on his part, with Herr Oken of Jena was now and then suspected ; though his special contributions to the Isis could never be more than surmised at. (\But, at all events, nothing Moral, still less any thing Didaetico-lleligious, was looked for from himy Well do we recollect the last words he spoke in our hearing ; which indeed, with the Night they were uttered in, are to be for ever remembered. Lifting his huge tumbler of Ghdtgvkf and for a moment lowering his tobacco-pipe, he stood up in full coffee- house (it was Zi/ni Grunen Gunse^ the largest in AYeissnichtwo, where all the Virtuosity, and nearly all the Intellect, of the place * Gukguk is unhappily only an academical — beer. REMINISCENCES. n assembled of an evening) ; and there, with low, soul-stirring tone, and the look truly of an angel, though whether of a white or of a black one might he dubious, proposed this toast: Die SacJic dcr Armenin Gotlcs unci Teufcls Namcn (The Cause of the Poor in Heaven's name and 's) ! One full shout, breaking the leaden silence ; then a gurgle of innumerable emptying bumpers, again followed by universal cheering, returned him loud acclaim. It was the finale of the night : resuming their pipes ; in the highest enthusiasm, amid volumes of tobacco-smoke ; tri- umphant, cloudcapt without and within, the assembly broke up, each to his thoughtful pillow. Bleibt clock ein eckter Spass-und Galgen-vogcl, said several ; meaning thereby thaly one .day, he would probably be hanged for his democratic sentiments. Wo steckt der Sclialk ? added they, looking round : but Teufelsdrockh had retired by private alleys, and the Compiler of these pages beheld him no more. In such scenes has it been our lot to live with this Philosopher, such estimate to form of his purposes and powers. And yet, thou brave Teufelsdrockh, who could tell what lurked in thee 1 Under those thick locks of thine, so long and lank, overlapping roof-wise the gravest face we ever in this world saw, there dwelt a ui ost busy bra in. In thy eyes too, deep under their shaggy brows, and looking out so still and dreamy, have we not noticed gleams of an ethereal or else a diabolic fire, and half fancied that their stillness was but the rest of infinite motion, the sleep of a spinning top ? Thy little figure, there as, in loose, ill-brushed, threadbare habiliments, thou sattest, amid litter and lumber, whole days, to l think and smoke tobacco,' held in it a mighty heart. The secrets of man's Life were laid open to thee ; thou sawest into the mystery of the Universe, farther than another ; thou hadst in petto thy remarkable Volume on Clothes. Nay, was there not in that clear logically-founded Transcendentalism of thine ; still more, in thy meek, silent, deepseated Sansculot- tjsm, combined with a true princely Courtesy of inward nature, the visible rudiments of such speculation % But great men are too often unknown, or what is worse, misknown. Already, when we dreamed not of it, the warp of thy .remarkable Volume lay on the loom; and silently, mysterious shuttles were putting in the woof! 12 SARTOR RESARTUS. Bow the Hofrath Heuschrecke is to furnish biographical data, i:i this case, may be a curious question : the answer of which. howeyer, is happily not out concern, but his. To us it appeared, after repeated trial, that in Weissnichtwo, from the archives or ; the best informed classes, no Biography of Teufels- drockh was to l>c gathered: not so much as a false one. He - a Stranger there, wafted thither by what is called the course of circumstances; concerning whose parentage, birth-place, pros- its, or pursuits, Curiosity had indeed made inquiries, but satis- fied herself with the moat indistinct replies. For himself, he y was a man so still and altogether un participating, that to question him even afar off on such particulars was a thing of more than usual delicacy : besides, in his sly way, he had ever some quaint turn, not without its satirical edge, wherewith to divert such in- trusions, and deter you from the like Wits spoke of him nth as if he were a kind of Melchizedek, without father or iicr of any kind : sometimes, with reference to his great his- toric and statistic knowledge, and the vivid way he had ofex] ing himself like an eye-witness of distant transactions and oes, tiny called him the Ewige J:i h\ Everlasting, or as we say. "Wandering J( sv. To the most, indeed; he had become not so much a Man as a which Thing doubtless they were accustomed to see. and with satisfaction : but no more thought of accounting for than for • the fabrication of their daily Atigemeine Zeitang, or the domestic habits of the Sun. Both wen; there and welcome ; theworld en- joyed what g 1 was in them, and thought DOmoreoftBe matter. The man Teufelsdroekh passed and repassed, 4D his little circle. one of these originals and nondescripts, mere frequent in Ger- man Universities than elsewhere; of whom, though you see them alive, and feel certain enough that they must have a History, History seems to be discoverable ; or only Buch as men give of mountain rocks and antediluvian ruins :/'That they have keen created by unknown agencies, are in a state of gradual decay, and for the present reflect light ami resist pressure ; that is. are visi- ble and tangible objects in this phantasm world, where so much other m\ m.iy i- It was to be remarked that though, by title and diploma. Pro- REMINISCEN&S^ 13 feasor der AUerley-Wlssenschaft^ or as we should say in English, ' Professor of Things in General, 1 he had never delivered any Course \ perhaps never been incited thereto by any public fur- therance or requisition. To all appearance, the enlightened Gov- ernment of Weissnichtwo, in founding their New University, im- agined they had done enough, if ' in times like ours,' as the half- official Program expressed it, ' when all things are, rapidly or ' slowly, resolving themselves into Chaos, a Professorship of this • kind had been established ; whereby, as occasion called, the task ' of bodying somewhat forth again from such Chaos might be, even '•slightly, facilitated.' That actual Lectures should be held,, and Public Classes for the • Science of Things in General,' they doubt- less conside red premature; on which ground too they had only es- tablished the. Professorship, nowise endowed it ; so that Teufels- drockh, ' recommended by the highest Names,' had been pro- moted thereby to a Name merely. Great, among the more enlightened classes, was the admira- tion of this new Professorship : how an enlightened Government had seen into the Want of the Age (Zeiibedfyrfniss) ; how at length, instead of Denial and Destruction, we were to have a s cience of Affir mation and lleconstruction ; and Germany and Weissnichtwo were where they should be, in the vanguard of the world. Considerable also was the wonder at the new Professor, dropt opportunely enough into the nascent University ; so able ,to lecture, should occasion call ; so ready to hold his peace for in- definite periods, should an enlightened Government consider that occasion did not call. But such admiration and such wonder, being followed by no act to keep them living, could last only nine days ; and long before our visit to that scene, had quite died away. The more cunning heads thought it w r as all an expiring clutch at popularity, on the part of a Minister, whom domestic embarrass- ments, court intrigues, old age, and dropsy soon afterwards finally drove from the helm. As for Teufelsdrockh, except by his nightly appearances at the Grimen Gaiise, Weissnichtwo saw little of him, felt little of him, Here, over his tumbler of Gukguk, he sat reading Journals ; sometimes contemplatively looking into the clouds of his tobacco- pipe, without other visible employment : always, from his mild 14 SARTOR RESARTUS. ways, an agreeable phenomenon there ; more especially when he opened his lips for speech ; on which occasions the whole Coffee- house would hush itself into silence, as if sure to hear something noteworthy. Nay, perhaps to hear a whole series and river of the • most memorable utterances : such as, when once thawed, he would for hours indulge in, with fit audience : and the more memorable, as issuing from a head apparently not more interested in them, not more conscious of them, than is the sculptured stone head of some public Fountain, which through its brass mouth-tube emits water to the worthy and the unworthy ; careless whether it be for cooking victuals or quenching conflagrations ; indeed maintains the same earnest assiduous look, whether any water be flowing or not. To the Editor of these sheets, as to a young enthusiastic Eng- lishman, however unworthy, Teufelsdrockh opened himself per- haps more than to the most. Pity only that we could not then half guess his importance, and scrutinise him with due power of vision ! We enjoyed, what not three men in Weissnichtwo could boast of, a certain degree of access to the Professor's private domi- cile. It was the attic floor of the highest house in the Wahngasse ; and might truly be called the innacle of Weissnichtwo, for it rose sheer up above the contiguous roofs, themselves rising from elevated ground. Moreover, with its windows, it looked towards all the four Ortc, or as the Scotch say, and we ought to say. Airis : the Sitting room itself commanded three ; another came to view in the ScMafgemach (Bed-room) at the the opposite end ; to say nothing of the Kitchen, which offered two. as it were duplicates, and shewing nothing new. Bo that it was in fact the speculum Or watch-tower of Teufelsdrockh : wherefrom, sitting at ease, he might sec the whole life-circulation of that considerable City : the streets and lanes of which, with all their doing and driving ( Thiui mnl Treiben), were for the most part visible then •• I look down into all thai wasp-nest or bee-hive," have we beard him say. "and witness their wax-laying and honey-making, "and poison-brewing, and choking by sulphur. From the Palace L - esplanade, where music plays while Serene Highness is pleased u to eat his victuals, down the low lane, where in her door-sill the M aged widow, knitting for a thin livelihood, sits to feel the after-* M noon snn 1 1 see it all : for, except the Schlosskirche weathercock, REMINISCENCES. 15 " no 1>iped stands so high. Couriers arrive bestrapped and be- • " booted, bearing Joy and Sorrow bagged up in pouches of leather ; . "there, topladen, and with four swift horses, rolls in the^cmrntry^ " Baronand his household ; here, on timber leg, the lamed Soldier " hops painfully along, begging alms : a thousand carriages, and u w r ains, and cars, come tumblingfin with Fopd, with young Hus- " ticity, and oljmr^aw^Produce, inanimate or animate, and go . "tumbling out again with Produce manufactured. That living " flood, pouring through these streets, of all qualities and ages, i; knowest thou w T hence it is coining, whither it is going ? Aus " dcr Ewigkeit ) zu dcr Eicigkclt hiii : From Eternity, onwards " to Eternity ! These are Apparitions : what else % Are they "not Souls rendered visible; in Bodies, that took shape and " will lose it, melting into air 1 Their jolid pavement is a Picture " of the Sense ; they walk on the bosom of Nothing, blank Time " is behind them and before them. Or fanciest thou, the red " and yellow Clothes screen yonder, with spurs on its heels, and " feather in its crown, is but of To day, without a Yesterday or a " To-morrow ; and had not rather its Ancestor alive when Hengst " and Horsa overran thy Island ? Friend, thou seest here a " living, link in that Tissue of History, which, in weaves all Being :* " watch well, or it wiil be past thee, and seen no more." " Ach-j mem Lieber /" said he once, at midnight, when he had returned from the Coffee-house in rather earnest talk, " it is a "true sublimity to dwell here. These fringes of lamplight, " struggling up through- smoke and thousand-fold exhalation, "some fathoms into the ancient reign of Night, what thinks " Bootes of them, as he leads his Hunting Dogs over the Zenith, " in their leash of j^idereaLfire I That stifled hum of Midnight, " when Traffic has lain down to rest ; and the chariot-wheels of " " Vanity , still rolling here and there through distant streets, are " bearing her to Halls roofed in, and lighted to the due pitch for " her ; and only \j£e^and jMisery, to prowl or to moan like night- " birds, are abroad : that hum, I say, like the stertorous, unquiet " slumber of sick Life A is heard in Heaven ! Oh, under that hid- / " eous coverlet of vapours, and putrefactions, and unimaginable/ " gases, what a Fermenting-vat lies simmering and hid ! The/} " joyful and the sorrowful are there ; men are dying there, men[ 16 SARTOR RESARTUS. " are being born : men are praying. — on the other side of a brick " partition, men are cursing ; and around them all is the vast, "void Night. The p roud Grandee still lingers in his perfumed " saloons, or reposes within damask curtains ; Wn^tchedness cow- " ers into truckle-beds, or shivers hunger-stricken into its lair of " straw : in obscure cellars, £>ugc-ct-Xoir languidly emits its " voicc-of-destiny to haggard hungry ViUians i while Councillor* " of State sit plotting, and playing their high chess-game, where- u of the pawns are Men. The Loj£r whispers his mistress that " the coach is ready : and she, full of hope and fear glides down, to u fly with him over the borders : the TJaii^-Rtill more" silently, sets- " to his picklocks and crowbars, or lurks in wait till the watchmen " first snore in their boxes. Gay mansions, wim supper-rooms, " and dancing-rooms, are full of light and music and high-swelling '•hearts; but, in the Condemned Cells, the pulse of life beats " tremulous and faint, and bloodshot eyes look out through the " darkness, which is around and within, for the light of a stern last " morning. Six men are to be hanged on the morrow : comes no " hammering from the Rabenstein ? — their gallows must even now " be o'building. Upwards of five hundred thousand two-legged '•animals without feathers lie round us, in horizontal position J '.' their heads all in nightcaps, and full of the foolishest dreams. " Riot cries aloud, and staggers and swaggers in his rank dens of "shame ; and the Mother, with streaming hair, kneels over her "pallid dying infant, whose cracked lips only her tears now u moisten. — All these heaped and huddled together, with nothing " but a little carpentry and masonry between them : — crammed "in, like salted fish, in their barrel ; — or weltering, shall I say, " like an Egyptian pitcher of tamed Vipers, eaeh struggling to get " its head oAim the other : such work goes on under that smoke- •■ counterpane ! — Bui Wi >•/!.•(•?• } sit above it all : 1 am alone " with the St.flx«.»- \Ye looked in his face to sec whether, in the utterance of such extraordinary Night-thoughts, no feeling might be traced there; but with the light we had. which indeed was only a single tallow- Ught, and far enough from the window, nothing save that old calmness and fixedness was visible. These irere the Professor's talking seasons: most commonly REMINISCENCES. 17 he spoke in mere monosyllables, or sat altogether silent and smoked ; while the visitor had liberty either to say what he listed, receiving for answer an occasional grunt : or to look round for a space, and then take himself away. It was a strange apartment : full of books and tattered papers, and miscellaneous shreds of all conceivable substances, ' united in a common element of dust.' Books lay on tables, and below tables ; here fluttered a sheet of manuscript, there a torn handkerchief, or nightcap hastily thrown aside ; ink-bottles alternated with bread-crusts, coffee-pots, to- bacco-boxes, Periodical Literature, and Blucher Boots. Old Leischen (Lisekin, ; Liza). who was his bed-maker and stove- lighter, his washer and wringer, cook, errand-maid, and general lion's-provider, and for the rest a very orderly creature, had no sovereign authority in this last citadel of Teufelsdrockh ; only some once in the month, she half-forcibly made her way thither, with broom and duster, and (Teufelsdrockh hastily saving his manuscripts) effected a partial clearance, a jail-delivery of such lumber as was not Literary. These were her E rdbebungen (Earthquakes), which Teufelsdrockh dreaded worse than the pestilence ; nevertheless, to such length he had been forced to comply. Glad would he have been to sit here philosophising for ever, or till the litter, by accumulation, drove him out of doors : but Leischen was his right-arm, and spoon, and necessary of life, and would not lie flatly gainsayed. We can still remember the so silent that some thought her dumb ; deaf also you would often have supposed her ; for Teufelsdrockh and Teufelsdrockh only would she serve or give heed to ; and with him she seemed to communicate chiefly by signs ; if it were not rather by some secret divination that she guessed all his wants, and supplied them. Assiduous old dame ! she scoured, and sorted, and swept, in her kitchen, with the least possible violence to the ear ; yet all was tight and right there : hot and black came the coffee ever at the due moment ; and the speechless Leischen herself looked out on you, from under her clean white coif with its lappets, through her clean withered face and wrinkles, with a look of helpful intelligence, almost of benevolence. Few strangers, as above hinted, had admittance hither: the only one we ever saw there, ourselves excepted, was the Hofrath 13 SARTOR RESARTUS. Heuschreckc, already known, by name and expectation, to the readers of these pages. To us. at that period, ^f^ JP P1 ,tf i ''] ■ Yjtf[fcp seemed one of those purse-in<" <1. crane-necked, clean-brushed, pacific individuals, perhaps sufficiently distinguished in society by this fact, that, in dry weather or in wet, 'they never appear with- out their umbrella.' Had we not known with what 'little wisdom' the world is governed ; and how, in Germany as elsewhere, the ninety and nine Public Men can for most part be but mute train- ■ bearers to the hundredth, perhaps but stalking-horses and willing ' or unwilling dupes, — it might have seemed wonderful how Ilerr Heuschrecke should be named a Rath, or Councillor, and Coun- sellor, even in W r eissnichtwo. What counsel to any man, or to any woman, could this particular Hofrath give ; in whose loose, zigzag figure ; in whose thin visage, as it went jerking to and fro, in minute incessant fluctuation, — you traced rather confujdon worse confounded ; at most, Timidity and physical Cold ? Some^: indeed said withal, he was ' the very Spirit of Love embodied;' I blue earnest eyes, full of sadness and kindness ; purse ever open, and so forth ; the whole of which, we shall now hope for many reasons, was not quite groundless. Nevertheless friend Teufels- drockh's outline, who indeed handled the burin like few in these cases, was probably the best: Er hat Gemuth und Geist, hat Igstens gchabt, dock ohne Organ, ohnc Schicksals-gutist) isi gegempartig aber halb-zerruttct. halb^rstarrtj " He has heart and " talent, at least has had such, yet without fit mode of utterance. " or favour of Fortune ; and so is now half-cracked, half-congeal- " cd." — What the Hofrath shall think of this when he sees it, readers may wonder: we, safe in the stronghold of Historical Fidelity, arc carele The main point, doubtless, for us all. is his love of Teufels- droekh, which indeed was also by far the most decisive feature of Heuschrecke himself. We are enabled to assert that he hung on the Professor with the fondness of a Boswell for his Johnson. And perhaps with the like return; for Teufeisdrockh treated his gaunt admirer with little outward regard, as some halt-rational or altogether irrational friend, and at best loved him out of grat- itude and by habit. On the other hand, it was curious to ob- serve with what reverent kindness, and a sort of fatherly protec- REMINISCENCES. 19 tion, our Hofrath, being the elder, richer, and as he fondly imagined far more practically influential of the two, looked and tended on his little Sage, whom he seemed to consider as a living oracle. Let but Teufelsdrockh open his mouth, Heuschrecke's also unpuckered itself into a free doorway, besides his being all eye and all ear, so that nothing might be lost : and then, at every pause in the harangue, he gurgled out his pursy chuckle of a cough-laugh (for the machinery of laughter took some time to get in motion, and seemed crank and slack), or else his twanging, nasal Bravo! Das glautf ich; in either case, by way of heartiest approval. In short, if Teufelsdrockh was Dalai-Lama, of which, except perhaps in his.- self-seclusion, and god-like Indifference, there was no symptom, then might Heuschrecke pass for his chief Talapoin, to whom no dough-pill he could knead and pub- lish was other than medicinal and sacred. In such environment, social, domestic, and physical, did Teu- felsdrockh, at the time of our acquaintance, and most likely does he still, live and meditate. Here, perched up in his high Wahngasse watch-tower, and often, in solitujde^putwatching the Bear, it was that the indomitable Inquirer fought all his battles with Dulness and Darkness ; here, in all probability, that he wrote this surprising Volume on Clothes. Additional particu- lars : of his age, which was of that standing middle sort you could only guess at ; of his wide surtout ; the colour of his trou- sers, fashion of his broad-brimmed steeple-hat, and so forth, we might report, but do not. The Wisest truly is, in these times, the Greatest ; so that an enlightened curiosity, leaving Kings and such like to rest very much on their own basis, turns more and more to the Philosophic Class : nevertheless, what reader expects that, with all our writing and reporting Teufelsdrockh could be brought home to him, till once the Documents arrive ? His Life, Fortunes, and Bodily Presence, aj^jisj:et hidden ton- us, or matter only of faint conjecture. But, on the other hand, does not his Soul lie enclosed in this remarkable Volume, much more truly than Pedro Garcia's did in the buried Bag of Doub- loons ? To the soul of Diogenes Teufelsdrockh, to his opinions, namely, on the ' Origin and Influence of Clothes,' we for the pre- sent gladly return. 20 SARTOR RESARTUS. CHAPTER IV. CHARACTERISTICS. It were a piece of vain flattery to pretend that tliis Work on Clothes entirely contents us : that it is not, like all works of Genius, like the very Sun, which, though the highest published Creation, or work of Genius, has nevertheless black spots and j troubled nebulosities amid its effulgence,-^, mixture of insight. inspiration, with dulness, double-vision, and even utter blindn< Without committing ourselves to those enthusiastic praises and prophesyings of the Weissnichtivd 1 sche A?izciger, we admitted | that the Book had in a high degree excited^ns-to self-activity) ,. yliich__isJ;lie_J3(3st effect of an y b ook ; that it had even operated changes in our way of thought ; nay, that it promised to prove, as it were, the opening of a new mine-shaft, wherein the whole > world of Speculation might henceforth dig to unknown depths. More specially it may now be declared that Professor Teufels- droekh's acquirements, patience of research, philosophic and even poetic vigour, are here made indisputably manifest ; and unhappily no less his prolixity and tortuosity and manifold in- eptitude ; that, on the whole, as in opening new mine-shafts is ' not unreasonable, there is much rubbish in his Book, though likewise specimens of almost invaluable ore. A paramount ' popularity in England we cannot promise him. Apart from the choice of such a topic as Clothes, too often the manner of treat- ing it betokens in the Author a rusticity and academic seclusion, ' unblamable, indeed inevitable in a Gferman, but fatal to his sue- j cess with our public. ' .Of good societ y Teufelsdrdckh appears to have seen , JU ttle » or ' has mostly forgot ten what he saw. He speaks out with a strange • plainness ; calls many things by their mere dictionary names. | To lil 1 11 the Upholsterer is no Pontiff, neither is any Drawing- I CHARACTERISTICS. 21 room a Temple, were it never so begilt and overhung : ' a wj^ole I immensity of Brussels carpets, and pier-glasses, and or-moulu,' as lie himself expresses it, ' cannot hide from me that such Draw- ' ing room is simply a section of Infinite Space, where so many 1 God-created Souls do for the time meet together.' To Teufels- * drockh the highest Duchess is respectable, is venerable ; but nowise for her pearl bracelets, and Malines laces : in his eyes, the star of a Lord is little less and little more than the broad button of Birmingham spelter in a Clown's smock ; ' each is an iniple- 1 ment, ! he says, ' in its kind ; a tag for hook ing-togei her ; and, for 1 the rest, was dug from the earth, and hammered on a stithy 'before smith's fingers.' Thus do es the Profess or look in men's faces wij^a^atnuj^Jniimrtiality, a strange_ scientific freedom ; /Oj/p ,- like a man unversed in the higher circles, like a man dropped T[fjr thither from the Moon. Rightly considered, it is in this pecu- liarity, running through his whole system of thought, that all these short-comings, over-shootings, and multiform perversities, take rise : if indeed they have not a second^ource, also natural enough, in his Transcendental Philosophies, and humc4r of look: ing at all Matter and Material things as Spirit ; whereby truly his case were but the more hopeless, the more lamentable. To the Thinkers of this nation, however, of which class it is firmly believed there are individuals yet extant, we can safely recommend the Work : nay, who knows but among the fashion- able ranks too, if it be true, as Teufelsdrockh maintains, that 'within the most starched cravat there passes a windpipe and; i weasand, and under the thickliest embroidered waistcoat beats 'a heart,' — the force of that rapt earnestness may be felt, and here and there an arrow of the soul pierce through. In our wild Seer, shagg}~, unkempt, like a Baptist living on locusts and wild honey, there is an untutored energy, a silent, as it were un- conscious, strength, which, ex^e^)TlErtTie"higher walks of Litera- ture, must be rare. Many a deep glance, and often with unspeakable precision, has he cast into mysterious Nature, and the still more mysterious Life of Man. Wonderful it is with I what cutting words, now and then, he severs asunder the confu- ' sion : sheers down, were it furlongs deep, into the true centre of / the matter ; and there not only hits the nail on the head, but J 22 SARTOR RESARTUS. mtk crushing force smites it homeland buries it-J-On the other hand, let us be true to admit, lie is the most unequal writer i breathing. (Often after some such feat, he will play truant for long pages, and go dawdling and dreaming, and mumbling and maundering the merest commonplaces, as if he were asleep with eyes open, which indeed he is?} Qfjiis boundless Learning, and how all reading and literature in most known tongues, from S l nchoniathon to Dr. Znjtgard, from your Oriental Shasters, and Talmuds, and Korans, with Cas- sini's Siamese Tables, and Laplace's Mccaniquc Celeste down to Robinson Crusoe and the Be/fast Town and Country Almanack, are familiar to him, — we shall say nothing : for unexampled as it is with us, to the Germans such universality of study passes with- out wonder, as a thing commendable, indeed, but natural, indis- pensable, and there of course. A man that devotes his l ife to, lejaxning. shall he not be learned? In respect of style our Author manifests the same genial capa- bility, marred too often by the same rudeness, inequality, and jl apparent want of intercourse with the higher classes. Occasion- ally, as above hinted, we find consummate vigor, a true inspiration ; his burning Thoughts step forth in fit burning Words, like so many fall formed Minervas, issuing amid flame and splendor from Jove's head ; a rich, idiomatic diction, picturesque allusions, fiery poetic emphasis, or quaint tricksy turns ; all the graces and ter- rors of a wild Imagination, wedded to the clearest Intellect, alternate in beautiful vicissitude. Were it not that sheer sleep- ing and soporific passages; circumlocutions, repetitions, touches even of pure doting jargon, so often intervene ! On the whole, Professor Teufelsdrockh is not a cultivated writer. Of his sen- 1 tences perhaps not more than nine tenths stand straight on their | legs; the remainder arc in quite angular attitudes, buttressed up by props (of parentheses and dashes), and ever with this or the other tagrag hanging from them; a few even sprawl out help- lessly on all sides, quite broken-backed and dismembered. Nevertheless, in almost his very worst moods, there lies in him a singular attraction. A wild tone pervades the whole utterance of the man, like Ids keynote and regulator ; now screwing itself aloft as into the Song (if Spirits, or else the shrill mockery of CHARACTERISTICS. Fiends ; now sinking in cadences, not without melodious hearti- ness, though sometimes abrupt enough, into the common pitch, when we hear it only as a monotonous hum ; of which hum the true character is extremely difficult to fix. Up to this hour we have never fully satisfied ourselves whether it is a tone and hum of real Humour , which we reckon among the very highest quali- ties of genius, or some echo of mere Insanity and Inanity, which doubtless ranks below the very lowest. Under a like difficulty, in spite even of our personal inter- course, do we still lie with regard to the ExQ£Qa&or-'s~JiioraLie.el- ing. Gleams of an ethereal Love burst forth from him, soft wailings of infinite^Pity ; he could clasp the whole Universe into his bosom, and keep it warm ; it seems as if under that rude exterior there dwelt a very seraph. Then again he is s o sly and still, so hnperturbably saturnine ; shews such indifference, malign coolness towa rds all that men strive after ; and ever with some half-visible wrinkle of a bitter sardonic humour, if indeed it be not mere stolid callousness, — that you look on him almost witlna shudder, as on some incarnate Mephistopheles, to whom this grec terrestrial and celestial Round, after all, were but some huge fool ish "Whirligig, where kings and beggars, and angels and demon^ and stars and street sweepings, were chaotically whirled, iW which only children could take interest. His look, as we men- tioned, is probably the gravest ever seen : yet it is not of that Gast^ron gravity frequent enough among our own Chancery sui- tors ; but rather the gravity as of some silent, high-encircled mountain pool, perhaps the crater of an extinct volcano ; into whose black deeps you fear to gaze : those eyes, those lights that sparkle in it, may indeed be reflexes of the heavenly Stars, but perhaps also glances from the region of Nether Fire ! Certainly a most involved, self-secluded, altogether enigmatic nature, this of Tcufelsdrocldi ! Here, however, we gladly recall to mind that once we saw him laugh ; once only, perhaps it was the first and last time in his life; but then such a peal of laughter, enough to have awakened the Seven Sleepers ! It was of Jean Paul's doing : some single billow in that vast World- Mahlstrom of Humour, with its heaven-kissing Coruscations) which is now, alas, all congealed in the frost of Death ! The 24 SARTOR RESARTUS. large-bodied Poet and the small, both large enough in soul, sat talking miscellaneously together, the present Editor being privi- leged to listen ; and now Paul, in his serious way. was giving one of those inimitable ' Extra-harangues ;' and, as it chanced, On the Proposal for a Cast-metal King : gradually a light kindled in our Professor's eyes and face, a beaming, mantling, loveliest light ; through those murky features, a radiant ever-young Apollo looked ; and he burst forth like the neighing of all Tat- tersall'Sj — tears streaming down his cheeks, pipe held aloft, foot clutched into the air, — loud, long continuing, uncontrollable ; a laugh not of the face and diaphragm only, but of the whole man from head to heel. The present Editor, who laughed in- deed, yet with measure, began to fear all was not right : however. Teufelsdroekh composed himself, and sank into his old stillness ; on his inscrutable countenance there was, if anything, a Bligh t look of shame ; and Bichter himself could not rouse him again. Readers who have any tincture *of Psychology know how much J [is to be inferred from this : andithat no man who has once heart- ily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably badjj | How much lies in Laughter: the cipher-key, wherewith we deei- jpher the whole man! .Some men wear an everlasting barren I simper ; in the smile of others lies a cold glitter as of ice: the I fewest are able to laugh, what can be called laughing, but only / sniff and titter and snigger from the throat outwards : or at best, produce some whiffling husky eachinuation. as if they were laugh- in-' through wool: of none such comes good. The man who cannot laugh is not only lit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils ; but his whole life is already B treason and a stratagem. Considered as an Author. Herr Teufelsdroekh has one scarcely pardonable fault, doubtless his worst : an almost total want of arrangement. In this remarkable Volume, it is true, his adhe- rence to the mere course of Time produces, through the Nar- rative portions, a certain shew of outward method : but of true logical method and setpience there is too little. Apart from its multifarious sections and subdivisions, the Work naturally falls into two Parts j a His torical-Descriptive, and a Philos ophic cal Speculative but falls, unhappily, by no firm line of demar- cation ; in that labyrinthic combination, each Tart overlaps, and CHARACTERISTICS. 25 indents, and indeed runs quite through the other. Many sec- tions are of a debatable rubric, or even quite nondescript and un- nanieable ; whereby the Book not only loses in accessibility, but too often distresses us like some mad banquet, wherein all courses had been confounded, and fish and flesh, soup and solid, oyster-sauce, lettuces, Rhine-wine and French mustard, were hurled into one huge tureen or trough, and the hungry Public invited to help itself. To bring what order we can out of this Chaos shall be part of our endeavour. 26 SARTOR RESARTUS. CHAPTER V THE WORLD IN CLOTHES. 1 As Montesquieu wrote a Spirit of Laws, 1 observes our Profes- sor, ' so could I write a Spirit, nf n/nthrs ; thus, with an Esprit ' cles Loix, properly an Esprit de Coutumes, we should have an ' Esprit de Costumes. For neither in tailoring nor in legislating ' does man proceed by mere Accident, but the hand is ever guided ' on by mysterious operations of the mind. In all his Modes, '- and habilatory endeavours, an Architectural Idea will be found '• lurking jjhis Body and the Cloth are the site and materials '• whereon and whereby his beautified edifice, of a Person, is to ' be built.')) Whether he flows gracefully out in folded mantles, ' based on light sandals ; tower up in high headgear, from amid ' peaks, spangles and bell-girdles ; swell out in starch ruffs, buck- ' ram stuffings and monstrous tuberosities ; or gi^tli himself into ' separate sections, and front the world an Agglomeration of four ' limbs, — will depend on the nature of such xirchitectural Idea : ' whether Grecian, Gothic, Later-Gothic, or altogether Modern, 'and Parisian or Anglo-Dandieal. | Again, what meaning lies in 1 Colour ! From the soberest drab to the high-flaming scarlet, s.-il i diosyncrasi es unfold themselves in choice of Colour: 'if t lie Cut be I 1 T.ileriVs o doBS ^-tho. -Lktkmf ' hptnl-pr^JTem per and Hea rt. In all which, among nations as 'among individuals, there is an incessant, indubitable, though ' infinitely complex working of Cause and Effect : every snip of 'the Scissors has bees regulated and prescribed by ever-activii Influences, which doubtless to Intelligences of a superior order. I nil LlV^Ll^t/O, IWIH II UUUUUCOT HJ XLll ; are neither invisible uor illegible. 'For such superior Intelligences a Camse-and-Efiect Philoso-. ' phy of Clothes, as of Laws, were probably a comfortable winter-. ' evening entertainment: nevertheless, for inferior Intelligences, THE WORLD IN CLOTHES. 27 like men, such Philosophies have always seemed to me unin- structive enough. Nay, what is your Montesquieu himself but a clever infant spelling Letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic ' Book ; the lexicon of which lies in Eternity, in Heaven 1 — Let any Cause-and-Effect Philosopher explain, not why I wear such and such a Garment, obey such and such a Law; but even why ' /am here, to wear and obey any thing ! — Much, therefore, if not ' the whole, of that same Spirit of Clothes I shall suppress, as ' hypothetical, ineffectual, and even impertinent : naked Pacts, 'and Deductions drawn therefrom in quite another than that ' omniscient style, are my humbler and proper province.' Acting on which prudent restriction, Teufelsdrockh has never- theless contrived to take in a well-nigh boundless extent of field ; «■ at least, the boundaries too often lie quite beyond our horizon. *" Selection being indispensable, we shall here glance over his First Part only in the most cursory manner. This First Part is, no doubt, distinguished by omnivorous learning, and utmost patience and fairness : at the same time, in its results and delineations, it is much more likely to interest the Compilers of some Library of General, Entertaining, Useful, or even Useless Knowledge than the miscellaneous readers of these pages. Was it this Par; of the Book which Heuschrecke had in view, when he recom- mended us to that joint-stock vehicle of publication, ' at present ~ the glory of British Literature V If so, the Library Editors are welcome to dig in it for their own behoof. To the First Chapter, which turns on Paradise and Fig-leave.-, and leads us into interminable disquisitions of a mythological, metaphorical, cabalistico-sartorial and quite antediluvian cast, we shall content ourselves with giving an unconcerned approval. Still less have we to do with ' Lilis, Adam's first wife, whom, 'according to the Talmudists, he had before Eve, and who bore ' him, in that wedlock, the whole progeny of aerial, aquatic, and ' terrestrial Devils.' — very needlessly, we think. On this portion of the Work, with its profound glances into the Adam-Kadmon, or P_rimeval_Elei!ieiit. here strangely brought into relation with the Nifl and Muspel (Darkness and Light) of the antique North, it may be enough to say that its correctness of deduction, and 28 SARTOR RESARTUS. depth of Talmudic and Babbinieal lore have filled perhaps not the worst Hebraist in Britain with something like astonishment. But quitting this twilight region, Tcufelsdrockh hastens from the Tower of Babel, to follow the dispersion of Mankind over the whole habitable and habjlaj^e globe. Walking by the light of Oriental, Pelasgic, Scandinavian, Egyptian, Otaheitean, Ancient and Modern researches of every conceivable kind, he strives to give us in compressed shape (as the Nurnbergers give an Orbis Pidus) an Orbis Vestitus A\pr view of the costumes of all mankind, in all countries, in all timesS\ It is here that to the Antiquarian, to the Historian, we can triumphantly say : Fall to ! Here is Learning : an irregular Treasury, if you will ; but inexhaustible as the Hoard of King Nibelung, which twelve wagons in twelve days, at the rate of three journeys a day, could not carry off. Sheepskin cloaks and wampum belts ; phylacteries, stoles, albs ; chlamides, togas, Chinese silks, Afghaun shawls, trunk-hose, leather breeches, Celtic philibegs (though breeches, as the name Gallia Braccata indicates, are the more ancient), Hussar cloaks, Van- dyke tippets, ruffs, fardingales, are brought vividly before us, — even the Kilmarnock nightcap is not forgotten. For most part too we must admit that the Learning, heterogeneous as it is, and tumbled down quite pell-mell, is true concentrated and purified Learning, the drossy parts smelted out and thrown aside. Philosophical reflections intervene, and sometimes touching pic- tures of human life. Of this sort the following has surprised us. The first purpose of clothes, as our Professor imagines, was not warmth or decency, but ornament 'Miserable indeed,' says he, • was the condition of the Aboriginal Savage, glaring fiercely from ' under his fleece of hair, which with the beard reached down to 'his loins, and hung round him like ;i matted clonk : the rest of 'his body Bheeted in its thick natural fell. lie loitered in the 'sunny glades of the forest, living on wild Bruits; or. as the an- ' cient Caledonian, squatted himself in morasses, lurking for his • bestial or human prey: without implements, without arms, save ' the ball of heavy Flint, to which, that his sole possession and de- ■ l'< Qoe might Dot be lost, he had attached a long cord of plaited k thongSj thereby recovering as will as hurling it with deadly un- ' erring skill. Nevertheless, the pains of 1 1 unger and l\evenge_once THE WORLD IN CLOTHES. 29 i * satisfi^ J Jiisjig^L£aX£- was-iiot Camioi^L^Si^ggU^Jl^Jlutz ) . £ * Warmth he found in the toils of the chase : or amid dried leaves 1 in his hollow tree, in his bark shed, or natural grotto : but for 1 Decoration he must have Clothes. Nay, among wild people, we 1 find tattooing and painting even prior to Clothes. The first ' spiritual want of a barbarous man is Decoration, as indeed we i still see among the barbarous classes in civilized countries. ' Reader, the heaven-inspired melodious Singer : loftiest Se- { rene Highness : nay thy own amber-locked, snow-and-rosebloom 1 Maiden, worthy to glide sylphlike almost on air, whom thou 1 lovest, worshippest as a divine Presence, which, indeed, symboli- 1 cally taken, she is — has descended, like thyself, from that same ' hair-mantled, flint-hurling Aboriginal Anthropophagus ! Out 1 of the eater cometh forth meat ; out of the strong cometh forth ' sweetness. What changes are wrought, not by Time, yet in ' Time! For not Mankind only, but all that Mankind does or 1 beholds, is in continual growth, re-genesis and self-perfecting vi- ' talify. Cast forth thy Act, thy Word, into the ever-living, ever- ' working Universe : it is a seed-grain that cannot die ; unnoticed f ' to-day (says one), it will be found flourishing as a Banyan-grove ( l (perhaps, alas, as a Hemlock-forest!) after a thousand years. ' He who first shortened the labour of Copyists by device of ' Movable Types was disbanding hired Armies, and cashiering i most Kings and Senates, and creating a whole new Democratic ' world : he had invented the Art of Printing. The first ground ' handful of Nitre, Sulphur, and Charcoal drove Monk Schwartz's 1 pestel through the ceiling: what will the last do? Achieve the ' final undisputed prostration of Force under Thought, of Animal ' courage under Spiritual. A simple invention it was in the old- * world Grazier, — sick of lugging his slow Ox about the country 1 till he got it bartered for corn or oil, — to take a piece of Lea- ' ther, and thereon scratch or stamp the mere Figure of an Ox 1 (or Pecus) ; put it in his pocket, and call it Pecunia, Money. ' Yet hereby did Barter grow Sale, the Leather Money is now 1 Golden and Paper, and all miracles have been out-miracled : 'for there are Rothschilds and English National Debts; and,! c whoso has sixpence is Sovereign (to the length of sixpence) over f ' all men ; commands Cooks to feed him, Philosophers to teach j 30 SARTOR RESARTUS. i hiin, Kings to mount guard over him, — to the length of six- ' pence. — C lothes t oo, which began in foolishest love of Orna- ' nient, what have they not become ! Increased Security, and ' pleasurable Heat soon followed : but what of these ? Shame, — ' divine Shame [Schaam, Modesty), as yet a stranger to the Anthro- ' pophagous bosom, arose there mysteriously under Clothes ; a 1 mystic grove-encircled shrine for the Holy in man. Clothes ' gave us individuality, distinctions, social polity ; Clothes have 'made Men of us: they are threatening to make Clothes-screens • <>f US. 1 But on the whole,' continues our eloquent Professor, \ Man is | } ' a Tool-using Animal (Hanthicr cades Thicr). Weak in himself, 1 and of small stature, he stands on a basis, at most for the flat- ' test-soled, of some half square-foot, insecurely enough ; has to ' straddle out his legs, lest the very wind supplant him. Feeblest ' of bipeds ! Three quintals are a crushing load for him ; the ' Steer of the meadow tosses him aloft, like a waste rag. Never- ' theless he can use Tools, can devise Tools : with these the gra- 1 nite mountain melts into light dust before him; he kneads glow- ' ing iron, as if it were soft paste ; seas are his smooth highway, 1 winds and fire his unwearying steeds. Nowhere do you find him ' without Tools ; without Tools he is nothing, with Tools he is all.' Here may we not, for a moment, interrupt the stream of Ora- tory with a remark that this Definition of the Tool-using Animal, appears to us, of all that Animal-sort, considerably the precisest and best ? Man is called a Laughing Animal : but do not the apes also laugh, or attempt to do it ; and is the manliest man the ' greatest and oftenest laugher? Teufelsdrockh himself, as we said, laughed only once. Still less do we make of that other French Definition of the Cooking Animal; which, indeed, for rigorous scientific purposes, is as good as useless. Can a Tartar be said to oook, when he only readies his steak by riding on it ! Again, what Cookery does the Greenlander use, beyond stowing up his whale-blubber, as a marmot in the like case, might do? Or how would Monsieur Ude prosper among those Orinocco In- dians who, according to Humboldt, lodge in crow-nests, on the branches of trees; and, for half the year, have no victuals but V pipeclay, the whole country being under water? But on the THE WORLD IN CLOTHES. 31 other hand, shew us the human being, of any period or climate, without his Tools : those very Caledonians, as we saw, had their Flint-ball, and Thong to it, such as no brute has or can have. ' Man is a Tool-using animal,' concludes Teufelsdrockh in his ^X 1 abrupt way ; ' of which truth Clothes are but one example : and 1 surely if we consider the interval between the first wooden A Dibble fashioned by man, and those Liverpool Steam-carriages, 1 or the British House of Commons, we shall note what progress ' he has made. He digs up certain black stones from the bosom 1 of the Earth, and says to them, Transport me and this luggage, ^ c at the rate of five-and-thirty mites an hour; and they doit: he / 1 collects, apparently by lot, six hundred and fifty-eight miscella- 1 neous individuals, and says to them, Make this nation toll for us, 1 bleed for us. hunger and sorrow, and sin for us ; and tliey do it.' I 32 SARTOR RESARTUS. CHAPTER VI. APRONS. \? ' v One of the most unsatisfactory Sections in the whole Volume is that on Aprons. What though stout old Gao, the Persian Black- smith, 'whose Apron, now indeed hidden under jewels, because ' raised in revolt which proved, successful, is still the royal stand- ' ard of that country ;' what though John Knox's Daughter, 'who threatened Sovereign Majesty that she would catch her .nd's head in her Apron, rather than he should lie and b^ ' a bishop ;' what though the Landgravine Elizabeth, with many other Apron worthies, — figure here ? An idle wire-drawing spirit, sometimes even a tone of levity, approaching to conventional satire, is too clearly discernible. What, for example, are we to make of such sentences as the following? 'Aprons are Defences \ against injury to cleanliness, to safety, c !o modesty, sometimes to roguer} r . From the thin slip of ' notched sill: (as it were, the Emblem and beatified Ghost of an • Apron), which some highest-bred housewife, sitting at Niimberg 'Workboxes and Toyboxes, has gracefully fastened on; to the ' thick tanned hide, girt round him with thongs, wherein the 'Builder builds, and at evening sticks his trowel; or to those 'jingling sheet-iron Aprons, wherein your otherwise half-naked ' Vulcans hammer and siaeit in their smelt-furnace. — is there not ' range enough in the fashion ami hm's of this Vestment .' How I i ii QOncealedj how much has boon defended in Aprons! Nay. rightly considered, what is your whole Military • and Police Establishment, charged at oncalculated millions, but 'a \\\y_n> Bcarlet-coloured, iron-fastened Apron, wherein Society (uneasily enough) ; guarding itself from some soil and sparks, in this Devil's-smithy ( Teufels-schmiede) of a \ 1 l>ut of all Aprons the most puzzling to me. hitherto has been the APRONS. 33 1 Episcopal or Cassock. Wherein consists the usefulness of this - Apron 1 The Overseer (Episcopus) of Souls, I notice, has ' tucked-in the corner of it, as if his day's work were done : what ' does he shadow forth thereby V &c. &c. Or again, has it often been the lot of our readers to read such stuff as we shall now quote ? - I consider those printed Paper Aprons, worn by the Parisian j, 1 Cooks, as a new vent, though a slight one, for Typography; ft^ ' therefore as an encouragement to modern Literature, and de- - serving of approval : nor is it without satisfaction that I hear of - a celebrated London Firm having in view to introduce the same ' fashion, with important extensions, in England.' — We who are on the spot hear of no such thing ; and indeed have reason to be thankful that hitherto there are other vents for our Literature, exuberant as it is. — Teufelsdrockh continues : ' If such supply of • printed Paper should rise so far as to choke up the highways - and public thoroughfares, new means must of necessity be had 1 recourse to. In a world existing by Industry, we grudge to em- - ploy fire as a destroying element, and not as a creating one. - However, Heaven is omnipotent, and will find us an outlet. In 1 the meanwhile, is it not beautiful to see five million quintals of c Rags picked annually from the Laystall ; and annually, after - being macerated, hot-pressed, printed on, and sold, — returned - thither ; filling so many hungry mouths by the way % Thus is - the Laystall, especially with its Rags or Clothes-rubbish, the ' grand Electric Battery, and Fountain-of-motion, from which and - to which the Social Activities (like vitreous and resinous Elec- - tricities) circulate, in larger or smaller circles, through the ' mighty, billowy, stormtost Chaos of Life, which they keep alive !' — Such passages fill us, who love the man, and partly esteem him, with a very mixed feeling. Farther down we meet with this : - The Journalists are now ' the true Kings and Clergy : henceforth Historians, unless they - are fools, must write not of Bourbon Dynasties, and Tudors and ' Hapsburgs ; but of j^tajnjaeiL Broadsheet Dynasties, and quite 1 new successive Names, according as this or the other Able 4 Editor, or Combination of Able Editors, gains the world's ear. 1 Of the British Newspaper Press, perhaps the most important of 34 SARTOR RESARTUS. ' all, and wonderful enough in its secret constitution and proce- ' dure, a valuable descriptive History already exists, in that lan- ' guage, under the title of Satan 's Invisible World Displayed ; ' which, however, by search in all the Weissnichtwo Libraries, 'I have not yet succeeded in procuring (vermochte nickt ' aufzutreiben)? Thus docs the good Homer not only nod, but snore. Thus does Teufelsdrockh, wandering in regions where he had little business, confound the old authentic Presbyterian Witchfinder, with a new, spurious, imaginary Historian of the Brittische Jour- nalistik ; and so stumble on perhaps the most egregious blunder in Modern Literature ! MISCELLANEOUS-HISTORICAL. 35 CHAPTER VII. MISCELLANEOUS-HISTORICAL. Happier is our Professor, and more purely scientific and his- toric, when he reaches the Middle Aa^es in Europe, and down to the end of the Seventeenth Century ; the true era of extravagance in costume. It is here that the Antiquary and Student of Modes comes upon his richest harvest. Fantastic garbs, beggaring all fancy of a Teniers or a Callot, succeed each other, like monster devouring monster in a Dream. The whole too in brief authentic strokes, and touched not seldom with that breath of genius which makes even old raiment live. Indeed, so learned, precise, graphical, and every way interesting have we found these Chapters, that it may be thrown out as a pertinent question for parties concerned, Whether or not a good English Translation thereof might hence- forth be profitably incorporated with Mr. Merrick's valuable Work On Ancient Armour 1 Take, by way of example, the fol- lowing sketch ; as authority for which Paulinus's Zeitkurzende Lust (ii. 678) is, with seeming confidence, referred to : ' Did we behold the German fashionable dress of the Fifteenth ' Century, we might smile ; as perhaps those bygone Germans, 1 were they to rise again, and see our haberdashery, would cross ' themselves, and invoke the Virgin. But happily no bygone i German, or man, rises again ; thus the Present is not needlessly 'trammelled with the Past; and only grows out of it, like a ' Tree, whose roots are not inter tangled with its branches, but ' lie peaceably under ground. Nay it is very mournful, yet not ( useless, to see and know, how the Greatest and Dearest, in a '• short while, would find his place quite filled up here, and no 1 room for him ; the very Napoleon, the very Byron, in some ' seven years, has become obsolete, and were now a foreigner to ' his Europe. Thus i» the Law of Progress seoured ; and in 36 SARTOR RESARTUS. 1 Clothes, as in all other external things whatsoever, no fashion 1 will continue. _ ' Of the military classes in those old times, whose buff belts, ' complicated chains and gorgets, huge churn-boots, and other ' riding and fighting gear have been bepainted in modern Ro- 1 mance, till the whole has acquired somewhat of a sign-post ' character, — I shall here say nothing : the civil and pacific 4 classes, less touched upon, are wonderful enough for us. ' Rich men, I find, have Teusinke 1 (a perhaps untranslateable article) ; ' also a silver girdle, whereat hang little bells ; so that ' when a man walks it is with continual jingling. Some few, of ' musical turn, have a whole chime of bells ( Glockenspiel) fastened ' there : which especially, in sudden whirls, and the other acci- \' dents of walking, has a grateful eifect. Observe too how fond ' they are of peaks, and Gothic-arch intersections. The male ' world wears peaked caps, an ell long, which hang bobbing over ' the side (schief) : their shoes are peaked in front, also to the ' length of an ell, and laced on the side with tags ; even the * wooden shoes have their ell-long noses ; some also clap bells on ' the peak. Further, according to my authority, the men have ; breeches without seat (ohnc Gesdss) : these they fasten peakwisc ' to their shirts ; and the long round doublet must overlap ' them. ' Rich maidens, again, flit abroad in gowns scolloped out be- ' hind and before, so that back and breast are almost bare. Wives 1 of quality, on the other hand, have train -gowns four or five ells { in length ; which trains there are boys to carry. Brave Oleo- ' patras, sailing in their silk-cloth Galley, with a Cupid for 1 steersman ! Consider their welts, a handbreadth thick, which ' waver round them by way of hem; the long flood of silver but- ' tons, or rather silver shells, from throat to shoe, wherewith ' these same welt-gowns are buttoned. The maidens have bound '■ silver snoods about their hair, with gold spangles, and pendent 'flames (Flcwwien), that is, sparkling hair-drops: but of their 'mother's headgear who shall speak? Neither in love of grace ' is comfort forgotten. In winter weather you behold the whole ' fair creation (that can afford it) in long mantles, with skirts ' wide below, and, for hem, not one but two sufficient handbroad MISCELLANEOUS-HISTORICAL. ' welts ; all ending atop in a thick well-starched Ruff, some ' twenty inches broad : these are their Ruff-mantles (Kragen- ' mantel). i As yet among the womankind hoop-petticoats are not ; but the ' men have doublets of fustian, under which lie multiple ruffs of ' cloth, pasted together with batter (mil Teig zusammengekleislert), 1 which create protuberance enough. Thus do the tw£_ .sexes vie ' with each other in the art of Decoration ; and as usual the • stronger carries it.' Our Professor, whether he have Humour himself or not, ^nani-_ fests a certain feeling of the Ludicrous, a sly observance of it, which, could emotion of any kind be confidently predicated of so still a man, we might call a real love. None of those bell-girdles, bushel-breeches, cornuted shoes or other the like phenomena, of which the History of Dress offers so many, escape him ; more es- pecially the mischances, or striking adventures, incident to the wearers of such, are noticed with due fidelity. Sir Walter Ra- leigh's fine mantle, which he spread in the mud under Queen Elizabeth's feet, appears to provoke little enthusiasm in him ; he merely asks, Whether at that period the Maiden Queen ' was red- ' painted on the nose, and white-painted on the cheeks, as her 1 tirewomen, when from spleen and wrinkles she would no longer 1 look in any glass, were wont to serve her V We can answer that Sir Walter knew well what he was doing, and had the Maiden Queen been stuffed parchment died in verdigris, would have done the same. Thus too, treating of those enormous habiliments, that were not only slashed and galooned, but artificially swollen out on the broader parts of the body, by introduction of Bran, — our Profes- sor fails not to comment on that luckless Courtier, who having: seated himself on a chair with some projecting nail on it, and therefrom rising, to pay his devoir on the entrance of Majesty, in- stantaneously emitted several pecks of dry wheat-dust : and stood there diminished to a spindle, his galoons and slashes dangling sorrowful and flajpby round him. Whereupon the Professor pub- lishes this reflection : ' By what strange chances do we live in History ! Erostra- ' tus by a torch ; Milo by a bullock ; Henry Darnley, an unfledged 3S SARTOR RESARTUS. 'booby and bustard; by bis limbs.] most Kings and Queens by ' being born under such and such a bed-tester; Boileau Des- I preaux (according to Helvetius) by the peck of a turkey ; and ' this ill-starred individual by a rent in his breeches, — for no Me- ' moirist of Kaiser Otto's Court omits him. Vain was the prayer < of Themistocles for a talent of Forgetting : my Friends, yield 'cheerfully to Destiny, and read since it is written.' — Has Teu- fclsdroekh to be put in mind that, nearly related to the impossi- ble talent of Forgetting, stands that talent of Silence, which even travelling Englishmen manifest % 1 The simplest costume,' observes our Professor, ' which I any- ' where find alluded to in History, is that used as regimental, by ' Bolivar's Cavalry, in the late Columbian wars. A square f Blanket, twelve feet in diagonal, is provided (some were wont to 1 cut off the corners, and make it circular) : in the centre a slit is ' effected eighteen inches long ; through this the mother-naked 1 Trooper introduces his head and neck ; and so rides shielded ' from all weather, and in battle from many strokes (for he rolls ' it about his left arm) ; and not only dressed, but harnessed and ' draperied.' With which picture of a State of Nature, affecting by its singu- larity, and Old-Roman contempt of the superfluous, we shall quit this part of our subject. 15* ■ THE WORLD OUT OF CLOTHES. CHAPTER VIII. THE WORLD OUT OF CLOTHES. If in the Descriptive-Historical Portion of this Volume, Teuf- elsdrockh, discussing merely the Werden (Origin and successive Improvement) of Clothes, has astonished many a reader, much more will he in the Speculative-Philosophical Portion, which treats of their Wirken or Influences..- It is here that the present Editor first feels the pressure of his task ; for here properly the higher and new Philosophy of Clothes commences : an untried, almost inconceivable region, or chaos ; in venturing upon which, how difficult, yet how unspeakably important is it to know what course, of survey and conquest, is the true one ; where the foot- ing is firm substance and will bear us, where it is hollow, or mere cloud, and may engulf us ! Teufelsdrockh undertakes no less than to expound the moral, political, even religious Influences of Clothes; he undertakes to make manifest, in its thousandfold bearings, this grand Proposition, that Man's earthly interests 'are all hooked and buttoned together, and held up, by Clothes.' He says in so many words, 'Society is founded upon Cloth ;' and again, ' Society sails through the Infinitude on Cloth, as on a ' Faust's Mantle, or rather like the Sheet of clean and unclean ' beasts in the Apostle's Dream ; and without such Sheet or Mantle, ' would sink to endless depths, or mount to inane limboes, and in ' either case be no more.' By what chains, or indeed infinitely complected tissues, of Med- itation this grand Theorem is here unfolded, and innumerable practical Corollaries are drawn therefrom, it were perhaps a mad ambition to attempt exhibiting. Our Professor's method is not, in any case, that of common school Logic, where the truths all stand in a row, each holding by the skirts of the other ; but at best that of practical Reason, proceeding by large Intuition over 40 SARTOR RESARTUS. whole systematic groups and kingdoms ; whereby, we might say, an ob i c complexity, almost like that of Nature^ reigns in his Phi- losophy; or spiritual Picture of Nature: a mighty maze, yet as faith whispers, not vritnout a glafi; Nay we complained above,'* that a certain ignoble complexity, what we must call mere con-fi fusion, was also discernible. Often, also, we have to exclaim : *' Would to Heaven those same Biographical Documents were come ! For it seems as if the demonstration lay much in the Author's individuality; as if it were not Argument that had taught him, but Experience. At present it is only in local glimpses, and by significant fragments, picked often at wide enough intervals from the original Volume, and carefully collated, that we can hope to impart some outline or foreshadow of this Doctrine. Readers of any intelligence are once more invited to favour us with their most concentrated attention : let these, after intense consideration, and not till then, pronounce, Whether on the utmost verge of our actual horizon there is not a looming as of Land ; a promise of new Fortunate Islands, perhaps whole un- discovered Americas, for such as have canvass to sail thither ? — As exordium to the whole, stand here the following long cita- tion : ' With men of a speculative turn,' writes Teufelsdrockh, ' there ' come seasons, meditative, sweet, yet awful hours, when in wonder ' and fear you ask yourself that unanswerable question : Who am ' / ; the thing that can say •• I (das TVcsen das sich Ich nenrU)? \ l The world, with its loud trafficking, retires into the distance ; , j'and through the paper-hangings, and stone-walls, and thick-plied S tissues of Commerce and Polity, and all the living and lifeless integuments (of Society and a Body), wherewith your Existence ; sits surrounded, — the Bight reaches forth into the void Deep, 'and you are alone with the Universe, and silently commune with • ir as one mysterious Presence with another. • Who am I; what is this Me? A Voice, a Motion, an Ap- { pearance ; — some embodied, visualised Idea in the Eternal ' Mind 1 Cogilo, ergo sum. Alas, poor Cogitator, this takes us ' but a little way. Sure enough I am ; and lately was not : but 'Whence'? [low? Wb The answer lies around, writter ' in all colours and motions, uttered in all tones of jubilee anc THE WORLD OUT OF CLOTHES. 41 wail, in thousand-figured. thousand-voiced v harmonious Nature: but where is the gunning eye anil ear to whom that God-written Apocalypse will yield articulate meaning'? We sit as in a boundless Phantasmagoria and Dream-grotto ; boundless, for the faintest star, the remotest century, lies not even nearer the verge * L & thereof: sounds and many-coloured visions flit around ourfl^f* sense ; but Him, the Unslumbering, whose work both Dream and Dreamer are, we see not ; ^except in rare halt-waking mo- 4J ^jL* My merits. "inspect not. Xlreation, says one, lies before us, like a glorious Rainbow ; but the Sun that made it lies behind us, hidden from us. Then, in that strange Dream, how we clutch at shadows as if they were substances ; and sleep deepest while fancying ourselves most awake ! 'Which of your Philosophical Systems is other than a dream-theorem : a net cjuotient. confi- dently given out, where divisor and dividend are both unknown ? What are all your national Wars, with their Moscow Retreats, and sanguinary hate-filled Revolutions, but the Somnambulism of uneasy Sleepers ? This Dreaming, this Somnambulism is what we on Earth call Life ; wherein We" most" indeed nndoubtingly wander, as if they knew right hand from left : _yet they o nlyjire wise who " know that they know nothing. 1 Pity that all Metaphysics had hitherto proved so inexpressi- bly unproductive ! The secret of Man's Being is still like the Sphinx's secret : a riddle that he cannot rede ; and for igno- rance of . which he suffers death, the worst death, a spiritual. What are your Axioms, and Categories, and Systems, and Aphorisms? Words , w ords . High Air -castles are cunningly built of Words, the Words well bedded also in good Logic-mor- tar : wherein, however, no Knowledge will come to lodge. The whokis greater than the part': how exceedingly true ! JYaliire a vacuum: how exceedingly false and calumnious ! Again. Nothing caii act but where it is : with all my heart : only where is it ? Be not the slave of Words : is not the Distant, the Dead^ while I love it, and long for it, and mourn for it, Here, in the genuine sense, as truly as the floor I stand on 1 j/But that same Where, with its brother, When, are from the first the master- colours of our Dream-grotto; say rather, the Canvass (the warp and woof thereof) whereon all our Dreams and Life-visions are 42 SARTOR RESARTUS. [ ' painted. Nevertheless, has not a deeper meditation taught cer- ' tain of every climate and age, that the Where and When, so ' ' mysteriously inseparable from all our thoughts, are but super- j ' ficial terrestrial adhesions to thought ; that the Seer may dis- ' cern them where they mount up out of the celestial Every- ' where and Forever : have not all nations conceived their God ' as Omnipresent and Eternal ; as existing in a universal Here, ! 'an everlasting Now? Think well, thou too wilt find that | Space is but a mode of our human Sense, sO likewise Time ; 1 there is no Space and no Time : We are — we know not what ; -light-sparkles floating in tlie aether of Deity ! ' So that tjria go so^id-se eniing ^Vorld . after all, were but an air- '< ' image, our Me the only reality: and Nature, with its thousand- ; < fold production and destruction, but the reflex of our own in- ■ 'ward Force, the "phantasy of our Dream ;" or what the Earth^"' 1 Spirit in Faust names it, t he living visible Ga rment of God : ' " In Being's floods, in Action's storm, I walk and work, above, beneath. Work and weave in endless motion ! Birth and Death, An infinite ocean ; A seizing and giving The fire of the Living : 'Tis thus at the roaring Loom of Time I ply, And weave for God the Garment thou seest Him by." ' Of twenty millions that have read and spouted this V ' Man, are cunning affinities and battles and victories of Force; ' brought about ; it is a little ganglion, or nervous centre, in the l 1 great vital system of Immensity. Call it, if thou wilt, an un- ! ' conscious Altar, kindled on the bosom of the All ; whose iron ' 1 sacrifice, whose iron smoke and influence reach quite through ; 1 the All ; whose Dingy Priest, not by word, yet by brain and ' ' sinew, preaches forth the mystery of Force ; nay preaches forth l ' (exoterically enough) one little textlet from the Gospel of Free- | ' dom, the Gospel of Man's Force, commanding, and one day to ' ' be all-commanding. ' Detached, separated ! I say there is no such separation : ' nothing hitherto was ever stranded, cast aside ; but all , wor e it, 1 'only a withered Wf ? w^rks together with all; is borne forward 'on the bottomless, shoreless flood of Action, and lives through ; 'perpetual metamorphoses. The withered leaf is not dead andl' : lost, there are Forces in it and around it, though working in in- ' verse order ; else how could it rot? Despise not the rag from i 'which man makes Paper, or the litter from which the Earth i ' makes Corn. \\Kightly viewed no meanest object is insignificant ; ' all objects are as windows, through which the philosophic eye ' looks into Infinitude itself* Again, leaving that wondrous Schwarzwald Smithy- Altar, what vacant, high-sailing air-ships are these, and whither will they sail ' with us? ' All visible things arc Emblems : what thou seest is not there c OB its own account; strictly taken, is not there at all: Matter ' exists only spiritually, and to represent some [dea, and body it* 1 'forth. Hence Clothes, as despicable as we think them, are Bd ' unspeakably significant. Clothes, from the King's mantle down- ' wards, are Emblematic, not of want only, but of a manifold ' cunning Victory over Want. On the other hand, all Emblem-^) 'atic things are proper!) Clothes, thought-woven or hand-woven: PROSPECTIVE. 57 'must not the Imagination veuve Garments, visible Bodies, ' wherein the else invisible creations and inspirations of our Rea- son are, like Spirits, revealed, and first become all-powerful : — ■ * the rather if. as we often see, the Hand too aid her, and (by ( wool Clothes or otherwise) reveal such even to the outward I eye ? ' Men are properly said to be clothed with Authority, clothed ' with Beauty, with Curses, and the like. Nay, if you consider ! it, what is Man himself, and his whole terrestrial Life, but an | Emblem ; a Clothing $r visible Garment for that divine Me of \ his, cast hither, like a lignVparticle, down from Heaven? Thus ' is he said also to be clotEecTwith a Body. I ' Language is called the r^nwjjLpf Thought.: however, it 1 should rather be, Language is the Flesh-Garment, the Body, of J Thought. I said that Imagination wove this Flesh-Garment ; ; and does she not ? Metaphors are her stuff : examine Lan- ' guage ; what, if you except some few primitive elements (of S natural sound), what is it all but Metaphors, recognised as such, I or no longer recognised : still fluid and florid, or now solid- I grown and colourless 1 If those same- primitive elements are 1 the osseou s fixtures i n the Flesh-Garment, Language, — then are ! Metaphors its muscles and tissues and living integuments. An | unmetaphorical style you shall in vain seek for : is not your very | Attention a Stretching-to ? The difference lies here : some styles 1 are lean, adust, wiry, the muscle itself seems osseous : some are 1 even quite pallid, hunger-bitten, and dead-looking ; while others j again glow in the flush of health and vigorous self-growth, sonie- 1 times (as in my own case) not without an apoplectic tendency. ! Moreover, there are sham Metaphors, which overhanging that I same Thought's-Body (best naked), and deceptively bedizening, ' or bolstering it out, may be called its false stuffings, superfluous 1 show-cloaks (Putz-Md/itel), and tawdry woolen rags : whereof I he that runs and reads may gather whole hampers, — and burn c them.' Than which paragraph on Metaphors did the reader ever chance to see a more surprisingly metaphorical % However, that is not our chief grievance ; the Professor continues : ; Why multiply instances ? It is written, the Heavens and 4* 53 SARTOR RESARTUS. ' the Earth shall fade away like a Vesture • which indeed they are _. — v _ M ^ . w „„.w, . ^j (t he Time-vesture o f t he Eternal. \ ffi hatsoever sensibly 'exists, whatsoever represents Spirit to Spirit, is properly a ' Clothing, a suit of Raiment, put on for a season , and to be laid off. (Thus in this one pregnant subject of Clothes, rightly understood, is included all that men have thought, dreamed, ' done and been : the whole External Universe and what it holds ' is but Clothing ; and the essence of all Science lies in the J Philosophy of Clothes.' Towards these dim infinitely-expanded regions, close-bordering on the impalpable Inane, it is not without apprehension, and per- petual difficulties, that the Editor sees himself journeying and struggling. Till lately a cheerful daystar of hope hung before him, in the expected Aid of Hofrath Heuschreeke ; which day- star, however, melts now, not into the red of morning, but into a vague, gray half-light, uncertain whether dawn of day or dusk of utter darkness. For the last week, these so-called Biographical Documents are in his hand. By the kindness of a Scottish Ham- burgh Merchant, whose name, known to the whole mercantile world, he must not mention ; but whose honourable courtesy, now and often before spontaneously manifested to him, a mere literary stranger, he cannot soon forget, — the bulky Weissnichtwo Packet, with all its Customhouse seals, foreign hieroglyphs, and miscellaneous tokens of Travel, arrived here in perfect safety, and free of cost. ■ The reader shall now fancy with what hot haste it was broken up, with what breathless expectation glanced over ; and, alas, with what unquiet disappointment it has, since then, been often thrown down, and again taken up. Hofrath Heuschreeke, in a too long-winded Letter, full of compliments, Weissnichtwo politics, dinners, dining repartees, and other ephemeral trivialities, proceeds to remind us .of what we knew well already : that however it may be with Metaphysics, and other abstract Science originating in the Head ( Verstand) alone, no Life Philosophy (Lebensphilosophie), such as this of Clothes pretends to be, which originates equally in the Character . (GV ////(///), and equally speaks thereto, can attain its significance till the Character itself is known and seen ; ' till the Author's ' View of the World ( WeHcmsicht), and how he actively and pas- G PROSPECTIVE. ^ V KS 59 \ sively came by such view, are clear : in short till a Biography I of bini has been philosophico-poetically written, and philosophico- • i.< ' poetically read.' ' Nay,' adds he, ' were the speculative scineitfic 1 Truth even known, you still, in this inquiring age, ask yourself, 'Whence came it, and Why, and How? — and rest not, till, if no ' better may be, Fancy have shaped out an answer ; and either f in the authentic lineaments of Fact, or the forged ones of Fic- ' tion, a complete picture and Genetical History of the Man and ' his spiritual Endeavour lies before, you. But why,' says the ' Hofrath, and indeed say we, ' do r~dilate on the uses of our \ Teufelsdro-ckh's Biography 1 The great Herr Minister von 1 G-oethe has penetratingly remarked that '-'• Man is properly the ( onjv object that int e / qsts man :" thus I too have noted, that 'Inueissnichtwo our whole conversation is little or nothing else ! but Biography or Autobiography ; ever humano-anecdotical ' (menschlich-anecdotisch). Biography is by nature the most uni- f versally profitable, universally pleasant of all things : especially S Biography of distinguished individuals. ' By this time, mein Verehrtester (my Most Esteemed),' con- tinues he, with an eloquence which, unless the words be purloined from Teufelsdrockh, or some trick of his, as we suspect, is welll nigh unaccountable, ' by this time you are fairly plunged (verteift) ' in that mighty forest of Clothes-Philosophy ; and looking round, 'as all readers do, with astonishment enough. Such portions ' and passages as you have already mastered, and brought to ' paper, could not but awaken a strange curiosity touching the ' mind they issued from ; the perhaps unparalleled psychical ■ 1 mechanism, which manufactured such matter, and emitted it to ' the light of day. Had Teufelsdrockh also a father and mother ; ' did he, at one time, wear drivel-bibs, and live on spoon-meat ? 1 Did he ever, in rapture and tears, clasp a friend's bosom to his ; ' looks he also wistfully into the long burial-aisle of the Past, ' where only winds, and their low harsh moan, give inarticulate ' answer 1 Has he fought duels ; — good Heaven ! how did he ' comport himself when in Love 1 By what singular stair-steps, ' in. short, and subterranean passages, and sloughs of Despair, ' and steep Pisgah hills, has he reached this wonderful prophetic ' Hebron (a true Old-Clothes Jewry) where he now dwells ? CO SARTOR RESARTUS. ' To all these natural questions the voice of Public History ' is as yet silent. Certain only that he has been, and is, a Pil- ' grim, and Traveller from a far Country ; more or less footsore 'and travel-soiled; has parted with road-companions; fallen : among thieves, been poisoned by bad cookery, blistered with ' bugbites ; nevertheless, at every stage (for they have let him ' pass), has had the -Bill to discharge. But the whole particulars ' of his Route, his Weather-observations, the picturesque Sketches ' lie took, though all regularly jotted down (in indelible sym- ' pathetic-ink by an invisible Ulterior Penman), are these nowhere 'forthcoming? Perhaps quite lost: one other leaf of thatf ' mighty Volume (of human Memory) left to fly abroad, imprinted. ' unpublished, unbound up, as waste paper ; and rot, the sport of ' rainy winds ? 'No, verehrlester TIerr Herausgebcr, in no wise! I here, by the ' unexampled favour you stand in with our Sage, send not a 'Biography only, but an Autobiography: at least the materials ' for such ; wherefrom, if I misreckon not. your perspicacity will ' draw fullest insight : ajid so the whole Philosophy and Philoso- ' pher of Clothes will stand clear to the wondering eyes of Eng- ' land, nay thence, through America, through Iiindostan, and the 1 antipodal New Holland, finally conquer (emnehmm) great part ' of this terrestrial Planet!' And now let the sympathising reader judge of our feeling |whcn, in place of this same Autobiography with ' fullest insight.' We find — Six considerable Paper Bags, carefully sealed, and narked successively, in gilt China-ink, with the symbols of the Six southern Zodiacal Signs, beginning at Libra; in the inside of which scaled Bags lie miscellaneous masses of Sheets, and oftener Shreds and Snips, written in Professor Teufclsdroekh's rce legible cwrsiv-schrift, ; and treating of all imaginable things u^ider the Zodiac and above it, but of his own personal history only at rare intervals, and then in the most enigmatic manner! Whole fascicles there are, wherein the Professor, or. as he here speaking in the third person calls himself, • the Wanderer,' is not once named. Then again, amidst what seems to be a Metaphy- sico-theological Disquisition. l Detached Thoughts on the Steam- engine,' or, 'The continued Possibility of Prophecy,' we shall PROSPECTIVE. fil meet with some quite private, not unimportant Biographical fact. On certain sheets stand Dreams, authentic or not, while the cir- cumjacent waking Actions are omitted. Anecdotes, oftenest without date of place or time, fly loosely on separate slips, like .Sibylline leaves. Interspersed "also are long purely Autobio- graphical delineations ; yet without connexion, without recognisa- ble coherence ; so unimportant, so superfluously minute, they almost. remind us of 'P.P. Clerk of this Parish.' Thus does famine of intelligence alternate with waste. Selection, order appears to be unknown to the Professor. In all Bags the same imbroglio ; only perhaps in the Bag Capricorn, and those near it, the confusion a little worse confounded. Close by a rather eloquent Oration, ' On receiving the Doctor's Hat,' lie wash-bills marked bezahlt (settled). His Travels are indicated by the Street-Advertisements of the various cities he has visited; of which Street-Advertisements, in most living tongues, here is per- haps the completest collection extant. So that if the Clothes- Volume itself was too like a Chaos, we have now instead of the solar Luminary that should still it, the airy Limbo which by intermixture will further volatilise and dis- compose it ! As we shall perhaps see it our duty ultimately to deposit these Six Paper-Bags in the British Museum, farther description, and all vituperation of them, may be spared. Biog- raphy or autobiography of Teufelsdrockh there is, clearly enough, none to be gleaned here : at most some sketchy, shadowy fugitive likeness of him may, by unheard-of-efforts, partly of intellect, partly of imagination, on the side of Editor and of Header, rise up between them. Only as a gaseous-chaotic Appendix to that j aqueous-chaotic Volume can the contents of the Six Bags hover \ round us, and portions thereof be incorporated with our delinea- v tion of it. Daily and nightly does the Editor sit (with green spectacles) deciphering these unimaginable Documents from their perplexed cursiv-schrift ; collating them with the almost equally unimagina- ble Volume, which stands in legible print. Over such a univer- sal medley of high and low, of hot, cold, moist and dry, is he here struggling (by union of like with like, which is Method) to build I a firm Bridge for British travellers. Never perhaps since our 62 SARTOR RESARTUS. first Bridge-builders, Sin and Death, built that stupendous Arc from Hell-gate to the Earth, did any Pontifex, or Pontiff, unde take such a task as the present Editor. For in this Arch to leading, as we humbly presume, far otherwards than that gran primeval one, the materials are to be fished up from the welter ing deep, and down from the simmering air, here one mass, there another, and cunningly cemented, while the elements boil be- neath ; nor is there any supernatural force to do it with ; but simply the Diligence and feeble thinking Faculty of an English Editor, endeavouring to evolve printed Creation out of a Ger- man printed and written Chaos, wherein, as he shoots to and fro in it, gathering, clutching, piecing the Wiry to the far-distant Wherefore, his whole Faculty and Self are like to be swallowed up. Patiently, under these incessant toils and agitations, does the Editor, dismissing all anger, see his otherwise robust health declining; some fraction of his allotted natural sleep nightly leaving him, and little but an inflamed nervous-system to be looked for. What is the use of health, or of life, if not to do some work therewith ? And what work nobler than transplant- ing foreign Thought into the barren domestic soil ; except in- deed planting Thought of your own, which the fewest are privi- leged to do 1 Wild as it looks, this Philosophy of Clothes, can we ever reach its real meaning, promises to reveal new-coming Eras, the first dim rudiments and already budding germs of a nobler Era, in Universal History. Is not such a prize worth some striving ? Forward with us, courageous reader ; be it towards failure, or towards success ! The latter thou sharest with us, the former also is not all our own. BOOK II. I CHAPTER I. GENESIS. In a psychological point of view, it is perhaps questionable whether from birth and genealogy, how closely scrutinised soever, much insight is to be gained. Nevertheless, as in every phenom- enon the Beginning remains always the most notable moment ; so, with regard to any great man, we rest not till, for our scien- tific profit or not, the whole circumstances of his first appearance in this Planet, and what manner of Public Entry he made, are with utmost completeness rendered manifest. To the Genesis of our Clothes-Philosopher, then, be this First Chapter consecrated. Unhappily, indeed, he seems to be of quite obscure extraction ; uncertain, we might almost say, whether of any : so that this Gen- esis of his can properly be nothing but an Exodus (or transit out of Invisibility into Visibility) : whereof the preliminary portion is nowhere forthcoming. ' In the village of Entepfuhl,' thus writes he, in the Bag Libra, on various Papers, which we arrange with difficulty, l dwelt An- ' dreas Futteral and his wife ; childless, in still seclusion, and 'cheerful though now verging towards old age. Andreas had 1 been grenadier Sergeant, and even regimental Schoolmaster ' under Frederick the Great ; but now, quitting the halbert and ' ferule for the spade and pruniug-hook, cultivated a little Or- ' chard, on the produce of which, he Cincirmatus-like, lived not with- ; out dignity. Fruits, the peach, the apple, the grape, with other ' varieties came in their season ; all which Andreas knew how - to sell : on evenings he smoked largely, or read (as beseemed a 1 regimental Schoolmaster), and talked to neighbours that would 'listen about the Victory of Ptossbach ; and how Fritz the Only ''{dcr Einzige) had once with his own royal lips spoken to him ' had been pleased to say, when Andreas as camp-sentinel de- 66 SARTOR RESARTUS. ' inauded the pass-word, " Schweig 1 Hund (Peace hound) ! "before ' any of his staff-adjutants could answer. " Das nenn 1 ich mir einen ' Kpnig, There is what I call a King/' would Andreas exclaim: c " but the smoke of Kunersdorf was still smarting his eyes." ' Gretchen, the housewife, won like Desdemona by the deeds ' rather than the looks of her now veteran Othello, lived not in ' altogether military subordination ; for, as Andreas said, " the wo- ' mankind will not drill (icer kann die Wciberchen dressircn):" never- ' theless she at heart loved him both for valour and wisdom ; to her ' a Prussian grenadier Sergeant and Regiment's Schoolmaster was 'little other than a Cicero and D id : what you see, yet cannot see ' over, is as good as infinite. Nay, was not Andreas in very deed a ' man of order, courage, downrightness ( Gcradhcit) ; that under- " stood Biisching's Geography, had been in the victory of Rossbach, ' and left for deadln the camisade of Hochkirch 1 The good Gretch- ' en, for all her fretting, watched over him and hovered around him, ' as only a true house-mother can : assiduously she cooked and sewed ' and scoured for him ; so that not only his old regimental sword and 'grenadier-cap, but the whole habitation and environment, where 'on pegs of honour they hung, loo ked ever trim and gay; a ' roomy painted Cottage, embowered in fruit-trees and forest-trees. ' evergreens and honeysuckles ; rising many-coloured from amid ' shaven grass-plots, flowers struggling in through the very win- ' dows ; under its long projecting eaves nothing but garden-tools 'in methodic piles (to screen them from rain), an where, ' especially on summer nights, a King might have wished to sit ' and smoke, and call it his. Such a JBauergut (Copyhold) had ' Gretchen given her veteran ; whose sinewy arms, and long-dis- 'used gardening talent, had made it what you saw. 'Into this umbrageous Man's nest, one meek yellow evening or 'dusk, when the Sun, hidden indeed from terrestrial Entepfuhl, ' did nevertheless journey visible and radiant along the celestial * Balance (Libra), it was that a Stranger of reverend aspect en- ' tered ; and, with grave salutation, stood before the two rather ' astonished housemates. He was close-muffled in a wide mantle : : which without farther parley unfolding, he deposited therefrom 'what seemed some Basket, overhung with green Persian silk; 'saying only: Ihr lieben Leute, hier bring* em unschatzbarei !•• GENESIS. 67 ' Iciheii ; nchmi es in- allcr Acht, sorgfdltigst bcniUzt es : mit kohem ' Lohn. odcr ivohl mit schiccren Zi?isen, wircPs cinst zuruckgefordert. 1 u Good Christian people, here lies for you an invaluable Loan ; | take all heed thereof, in all carefulness employ it : with high 1 recompense, or else with heavy penalty, will it one day be re-, j quired back " Uttering which singular words, in a clear, bell- ! like, forever memorable tone, the Stranger gracefully withdrew ; 1 and before Andreas or his wife, gazing in expectant wonder, had • time to fashion either question or answer, was clean gone. ' Neither out of doors could aught of him be seen or heard : he j had vanished in the thickets, in the dusk ; the Orchard-gate j stood quietly closed : the Stranger was gone once and always. 1 So sudden had the whole transaction been, in the autumn still- 4 ness and twilight, so gentle, noiseless, that the Futterals could 'have fancied it all a trick of Imagination, or some visit from an 'authentic Spirit. Only that the green silk Basket, such as I neither Imagination nor authentic Spirits are wont to carry, still j stood visible and tangible on their little parlour-table. Towards 1 this the astonished couple, now with lit candle, hastily turned ' their attention. Lifting the green veil, to see what invaluable it j hid, they descried there amid down and rich white wrappages, * no Pitt Diamond or Hapsburg Eegalia, but in the softest sleep, ' a little red-coloured Infant ! Beside it, lay a roll of gold Fried- { richs the exact amount of which was never publicly known ; also ' a Taufschein (baptismal certificate), wherein unfortunately noth- ' ing but the Name was decipherable ; other documents or indica- \ tion none whatever. ' To wonder and conjecture was unavailing, then and always | thenceforth.. Nowhere in Entepfuhl, on the morrow or next j day, did tidings transpire of any such figure as the Stranger ; ' nor could the Traveller, who had passed through the neighbour- ! ing Town in coach-and-four, be connected with this Apparition, ' except in the way of gratuitous surmise. Meanwhile, for An- ' dreas and his wife, the grand practical problem was : What to ' do with this little sleeping red-coloured Infant ? Amid amaze- ' ments and curiosities, which had to die away without external X satisfying, they resolved, as in such circumstances charitable \ prudent people needs must, on nursing it, though with spoon- 68 SARTOR RESARTUS. ' meat, into whiteness, and if possible into manhood. The Heav- \ 1 ens smiled on their endeavour : thus has that same mysterious < ' Individual ever since had a status for himself in this visible Uni- ' verse, some modicum of victual and lodging and parade-ground ; ' and now expanded in bulk, faculty, and knowledge of good and ! ' evil, he, as Here. Diogenes Teufelsdrockh, professes or is ' ready to profess, perhaps not altogether without effect, in the ' new University of Weisgnichtwo, the new Science of Things 1 in General. Our Philosopher declares here, as indeed we should think he well might, that these. -£ac_ts, first communicated, by the good Gretchen Futteral, in his twelfth year, ' produced on the boyish ' heart and fancy a quite indelible impression. Who this rever- ' end Personage,' he says, ' that glided into the Orchard Cottage ' when the Sun was in Libra, and then, as on spirit's wings, glided j out again, might be? An inexpressible desire, full of love and ' of sadness, has often since struggled within me to shape an an- ' swer. Ever, in my distresses and my loneliness, lias Fantasy"" < turned, full of longing (sehnsuchtsvoll^) to that unknown Father, ' who perhaps far from me, perhaps near, either way invisible, ' might have taken me to his paternal bosom, there to lie screened ' from many a woe. Thou beloved Father, dost thou still, shut ' out from me only by thin penetrable curtains of earthly Space, \ ' wend to and fro among the crowd of the living ? Or art thou ' hidden by those far thicker curtains of the Everlasting Night, 1 or rather of the Everlasting Day, through which my mortal eye I and outstretched arms need not strive to reach ? Alas ! I know ' not, and in vain vex myself to know. More than once, heart- 1 deluded, have I taken for thee this and the other noble-looking 1 Stranger ; and approached him wistfully, with infinite regard ; 1 but he too had to repel me, he too was not thou. ' And yet, Man born of Woman,' cries the Autobiographer, I with one of his sudden whirls, ' wherein is my case peculiar ? ' lladst thou, any more than I, a Father whom thou knowest ? 1 The Andreas and Gretchen, or the Adam and Eve, who led thee ' into Life, and for a time suckled and pap-fed thee there, whom ' thou'naniest Father and Mother ; these were, like mine, but thy ' nursing-father and nursing-mother : thy true Beginning ami GENESIS. 69 ' Father is in Heaven, whom with the bodily eye thou shalt never ; behold, but only with the spiritual.' ■ The little green veil,' adds lie. among much similar moral- ising, and embroiled discoursing, ' I yet keep ; still more insepa- 1 rably the Name, Diogenes Teufelsdrockh. From the veil can ' nothing be inferred : a piece of now quite faded Persian silk, | like thousands of others. On the name I have many times 1 meditated and conjectured ; but neither in this lay there any ( clue. That it was my unknown Father's name I must hesitate ' to believe. To no purpose have I searched through all the ! Herald's Books, in and without the German Empire, and through all manner of Subscriber-Lists (Prdnwmeranten), Mili- tia-Rolls, and other Name-catalogues ; extraordinary names as we have in Germany, the name Teufelsdrockh, except as ap- pended to my own person, nowhere occurs. Again what may the unchristian rather than Christian " Diogenes" mean? Did that reverend Basket-bearer intend by such designation, to sha- dow forth my future destiny, or his own present malign hu- mour ? Perhaps the latter, perhaps both. Thou ill-starre d' Parent, who like an Ostrich hadst to leave thy ill-starred off- spring to be hatched into self-support by the mere sky -influences of Chance, can thy pilgrimage have been a smooth one 1 Beset I by Misfortune thou doubtless hast been ; or indeed by the worst figure of Misfortune, by Misconduct. Often have I fancied how, in thy hard life-battle, thou wert shot at and slung at, wounded, 1 hand-fettered, hamstrung, browbeaten and bedevilled, by the Time-Spirit (Zeitgeist) in thyself and others, till the good soul first given thee was seared into grim rage ; and thou hadst no- 1 thing for it but to leave in me an indignant appeal to the Fu- ture, and living speaking Protest against the Devil, as that same Spirit not of the Time only, but of Time itself, is well named ! Which Appeal and Protest, may I now modestly add, was not perhaps quite lost in air. ' For indeed as Walter Shandy often insisted, there J^Biud^ nay almost all, in Names. The Name is tke£arlie*t Uja4unj j^ you wrap round the Earth-visiting Me : to which it thenceforth cleaves, more tenaciously (for there are Names that have lasted nigh thirty centuries) than the very skin. And now from with- \ 70 SARTOR RESARTUS. 1 out, what mystic influences does it not send inwards, even to ' the centre ; especially in those plastic lirst-times, when the ' whole soul is yet infantine, soft, and the invisible seed-grain will '•grow to be an all-overshadowing tree ! Names? Could I un- ' fold the influence of Names, which are the most important of 1 all clothings, I were a second greater TTrijmegistus. Not only • all common Speech, but Science, Poetry itself is no other, if ' thou consider it, than a right Naming. Adam's first task was ' giving names to natural Appearances : what is ours still but a 'continuation of the same ; be the appearances exotic-vegetaUe,,, ' organic, mechanic, stars, or starry movements (as in Science) ; . ' or (as in Poetry) passions, virtues, calamities, God-attributes, ' Gods ? — In a very plain sense the Proverb says, Call one a thief ^ ' and he will steal ; in an almost similar sense, may we not per- ' haps say, Call one Diogenes Teufehdrockh, and he will open the ' Philosophy of Clothes. 1 ^^ ■ Meanwhile the incipient Diogenes, like others, all ignorant of ' Iiis "Why, his How or Whereabout, was opening his eyes to the ' kind Light ; sprawling out his ten fingers and toes ; listening } ' tasting, feeling ; in a word, by all his Five Senses, still more by ' his sixth Sense of Hunger, and a whole infinitude of inward] ' spiritual, half-awakened Senses, endeavouring daily to acquire- ' for himself some knowledge of this strange Universe where he { had arrived, be his task therein what it might. Infinite was his"' ' his progress ; thus in some fifteen months, he could perform the *' the miracle of — Speech ! To breed a fresh Soul, is jt not like ' brooding a fresh (celestial) Egg ; wherein as yet all is formless : 'powerless; yet by degrees organic elements and fibres shooj ' through the watery albumen : and out of vague Sensation] grows Thought, grows Fantasy and Force, and we have Fhilosol t 1 phies, Dynasties, nay Poetries and Religions I 'Young Diogenes, or rather young Gneschen, for by such ' diminutive had they in their fondness named him, travelled fori 1 ward to those high consummations, by quick yet easy stages. k The Futterals, to avoid vain talk, and moreover keep the roll of- 'gold Friedriehs safe, gave out that he was a grand-nephew : the c orphan of some sister's daughter, suddenly deceased, in An- 1 dreas's distant Prussian birth-land ; of whom, as of her indi- /* GENESIS. | gent sorrowing widower, little enough was known at Entep- 1 fuhl. Heedless of all which, the Nurseling took to his spoon- f meat, and throve. I have heard him noted as a still infant, that ■ kept his mind much to himself ; above all, that seldom or never ' cried. He already felt that time was precious ; that he had 1 other work cut out for him than whimpering.' Such, after utmost painful search and collation among these miscellaneous Paper-masses, is all the notice we can gather of Herr Teufelsdrockk's genealogy. More imperfect, more enig- matic it can seem to few readers than to us. The Professor, in whom truly we more and more discern a certain satirical turn, and deep under-currents of roguish whim, for the present stands pledged in honour, so we will not doubt him : but seems it not conceivable that, by the I good Gretchen Futteral,' or some other perhaps interested party, he has himself been deceived ? Should these sheets, translated or not, ever reach the Entepfuhl Circu- lating-Library, some cultivated native of that district might feel called to afford explanation. Nay, since Books, like invisible scouts, permeate the whole habitable globe, and Tombuctoo itself is not safe from Britith Literature, may not some Copy find out even the mysterious Basket-bearing stranger, who in a state of extreme senility perhaps still exists ; and gently force even him to disclose himself ; to claim openly a son, in whom any father may feel pride % AR\ University of California. 72 SARTOR RESARTUS. CHAPTER II. IDYLLIC. c Happy season of Childhood !' exclaims Teufelsdrockh : ' Kind ( Nature, that art to all a bountiful mother ; that Yisitest the poor * man's hut with auroral radiance^ and for thy Nurseling hast 1 provided a soft swathing of Love' and infinite Hope, wherein he 1 waxes and slumbers, danced-round (umgdukdt) by sweetest c Dreams ! If the paternal Cottage still shuts us in, its roof still ' screens us : with a Father we have as yet a prophet, priest and i king, and an Obedience that makes us Free. The young spirit i has awakened out of Eternity, and knows not what we mean by < Time ; as yet Time is no fast-hurrying stream, but a sportful ' sunlit ocean; years to the child are as ages: ah! the secret of i Vicissitude, of that slower or quicker decay and ceaseless down- 1 rushing of the universal World-fabric, from the granite moun- 1 tain to the man or day-moth, is yet unknown ; and in a motion- Less Universe, we taste, what afterwards in this quick-whirling ' Universe is forever denied us, t he balm of Res t. Sleep on, thou c fair Child, for thy long rough journey is at hand ! A little • while, and thou too shalt sleep no more, but thy very dreams • shall In' mimic battles : thou too, with old Arnauld, wilt have to 'say in stern patience: " Host 1 llest ? Shall I not have all - Eternity to rest in ?" Celestial Nepenthe! though a Pyrrhus ' conquer empires, and an Alexander sack the world, he finds ' thee not ; and thou hast once falleu gently, of thy own accord, ' on the eyelids, on the heart of every mother's child. For as yet, 'sleep and waking are one : the fair Life-garden rustles infinite 1 around, and everywhere is dewy fragrance, and the budding of * Hope; which budding, if in youth, too frostnipt, it grows to j flowers, will in manhood yield no fruit, but a prickly, bitter- c rinded stone-fruit, of which the fewest can find the kernel.' IDYLLIC. 73 In such rose-coloured light does our Professor, as Poets are wont; look back on his childhood ; the historical details of which (to say nothing of much other vague oratorical matter) he ac- cordingly dwells on, with an almost wearisome minuteness. W« hear of Entepfuhl standing ' in trustful derangement' among the woody slopes : the paternal Orchard flanking it as extreme out- post from below ; the little Kuhbach gushing kindly by, among beech-rows, through river after river, into the Donau, into the Black Sea, into the Atmosphere and Universe ; and how : the brave old Linden,' stretching like a parasol of twenty ells in ra- dius, overtopping all other rows and clumps, towered up from the central Agora and Campus Martins of the Village, l^ke its Sacred Tree ; and how the old man sat talking under its shadow (Gne- schen often greedily listening), and the wearied labourers reclined, and the unwearied children spotted, and the young men and maidens often danced to flute-n^usie. ' Glorious summer twi- I lights,' cries Teufelsdrockh, l when the Sun like a proud Con- I queror and Imperial Taskmaster 'turned his back, with his gold- I purple emblazonry, and all his fire-clad bodyguard (of Prismatic 'Colours); and the tired brickmakers of this clay -Earth might \ steal a little frolic, and those few meek Stars would not tell of ' them !' Then we have long details of the Weinlescn (Vintage), the Har- vest-Home, Christmas, and so forth ; with a whole cycle of the Entepfuhl Children's-games, differing apparently by mere super- ficial shades from those of other countries. Concerning all which, we shall here, for obvious reasons, say nothing. What cares the world for our as yet miniature Philosopher's achievements under that ' bravo old Linden V Or even where is the use of such practical reflections as the following % \ In all the sports of Chil- * dren, were it only in their wanton breakages and defacements. ' you shall discern a creative instinet [schaffecleu Trieb) : the Man ' kin feels that he is a born 3Ian. that his vocation is to Work. ' The choicest present you can ma£e Tnn~Ts'~a^o^i^5e"^'t JI '"fnii T e •' or pen-gun, for construction or for destruction ; either wa y.iiLJg ' for Work, for Change. In gregarious sports of skill or strength, 1 fche Boy trains himself to Co-operation, for war or peace, as gov- SARTOR RESARTUS 1 ernor or governed : the little Maid again, provident of her do- niestic destiny, takes with preference to Dolls.' Perhaps, however, we may give this anecdote, considering who it is that relates it : ' My first short-clothes were of yellow serge ; ' or rather, I should say, my first short cloth, for the vesture was ' one and indivisible, reaching from neck to ankle, a mere body ' with four limbs : of which fashion how little could I then divine ' the architectural, how much less the moral significance !' More graceful is the following little picture : ' On fine cven- ' ings I was wont to carry forth my supper (bread-crumb boiled 1 in milk), and eat it out of doors. On the coping of the Or- ' chard wall, which I could reach by climbing, or still more easily ' if Father Andreas would set up the pruning ladder, my porrin- ' ger was placed : there, many a sunset, have I, looking at the ' distant western Mountains, consumed, not without relish, my ' evening meal. Those hues of gold and azure, that hush of ' "World's expectation as Day died, were still a Hebrew Sp eecM ; ' for me ; nevertheless I was looking at the fair illuminated Let- ' terSj and had an eye for their gilding.' "With '•the little one's friendship for cattle and poultry.' we shall not much intermeddle. It may be that hereby he acquired a ■ certain deeper sympathy with animated Nature ;' but when, we would ask, saw any man, in a collection of Biographical Docu- 3, such a piece as this : ' Impressive enough (be 'was it to hear, in early morning, the Swineherd's horn: and ' know that so many hungry happy quadrupeds v 11 sides, 'starting in hot haste to join him, for breakfast on the Heath. ' Or to sec them, at eventide, all marching in again, with short :ik. almost in military order; and eaeh. topographically COW ' rect, trotting off in succession to the right or left, through its 'own lane, to its own dwelling: till old Kunz. at the Village bead, now left alone, blew his last blast, and retired for the 'night. We are wont to love the Bog chiefly in the form of ' !Iam : yet did not these bristly thick-skinned beings here mani- perhaps humour of character ; at any rate, a i fnl Bubmi -who wei rd 2 in, darn* line, and leal!,' IDYLLIC. k sembling slate or discoloured tin breeches, is still the Hierarch ' of this lower world V It is maintained, by Hclvetius and his set, that an infant of geajius is quite the same as any other infant, only that certain surprisingly favourable influences accompany him through life, especially through childhood, and expand him, while others lie close-folded and continue dunces. Herein, say they, consists the whole difference between an inspired Prophet and a double-bar- relled Game-preserver : the inner man of the one has been fos- tered into generous development : that of the other, crushed down perhaps by vigour of animal digestion, and the like, has ex- uded and evaporated, or at best sleeps now irresuscitably stag- nant at the bottom of his stomach. ' With which opinion,' cries Teufelsdrockk, ' I should as soon agree as with this other, that an ■ acorn might, by favourable or unfavourable influences of soil and ■ climate, be nursed into a cabbage, or the cabbage-seed into an • oak. ' Nevertheless,' continues he, ' I too acknowledge the ail-but omnipotence of early culture and nurture : hereby we have either a doddered dwarf bush, or a high-towering, wide-shadowing tree ; either a sick yellow cabbage, or an edible, luxuriant green one. Of a truth, it is the duty of all men, especially of all philoso- phers, to note down with accuracy the characteristic circum- stances of their Education, what furthered, what hindered, what in any way modified it : to which duty, now-adays so pressing for 'many a German Autobiographer, I also zealously address myself.' — Thou rogue ! Is it by short clothes of yellow serge, and swine- herd horns, that an infant of genius is educated'? And yet, as usual, it ever remains doubtful whether he is laughing in his sleeve at these Autobiographical times of ours, or writing from the abundance of his own fond ineptitude. For he continues : ■ If among the ever^streaming currents of Sighs, Hearings, Feel- • ings for Pain or Pleasure, whereby, as in a Magic Hall, young ■ Gneschen went about environed, I might venture to select and • specify, perhaps these following were also of the number : ' Doubtless, as childish sports call forth Intellect, Activity, so the ' young creature's Imagination was stirred up, and a Historical tendency given him by the narrative habits of Father Andreas : 76 SARTOR RESARTUS. 1 who, with his battle-reminiscences, and grey austere yet hearty- 'patriarchal aspect, could not but appear another Ulysses and ' " Mueh-enduring Man." Eagerly I hung upon his tales, when ' listening neighbours enlivened the hearth : from these perils ' and these travels, wild and far almost as Hades itself, a dim ' world of Adventure expanded itself within me. Incalculable ' also was the knowledge I acquired in standing by the Old Men ' under the Linden-tree : the whole of Immensity was yet new to ' me ; and had not these reverend seniors, talkative enough, been ( ' employed in partial surveys thereof for nigh fourscore years? ' With amazement I began to discover that Entepfuhl stood in ' the middle of a Country, of a World : that there was such a ' thing as Hktory, as Biography ; to which I also, one day, by 1 hand and tongue, might contribute. ' In a like sense worked the Postwagcn (Stage-Coach), which, j' slow-rolling under its mountains of men and luggage, wended 1 I' through our Village: northwards, truly in the dead of night; 1 yet southwards visibly at eventide. Not till my eighth year, did ' I reflect that this Postwagon could be other than some terrestrial ( Moon, rising and setting by mere Law of Nature, like the hea-jj f venly one ; that it came on made highways, from far cities to- . 'wards far cities ; weaving them like a monstrous shuttle into-< ' closer and closer union. It was then that, independently of i ' Schiller's WUhdm Tell, I made this not quite insignificant f 1 reflection (so true also in spiritual things) : Any rood, this 1 simple Entepfuhl road, will lead you to the end of the Worlds ' Why mention our Swallows, which, out of fair Africa as I 'learned, threading their way over seas and mountains, corporate ' cities and belligerent nations, yearly found themselves, with the 'month of May, snug-lodged in our Cottage Lobby? The hos- 1 • pitable Father (for cleanliness' sake) had fixed a little bracket,^ k plumb under their nest: there they built, and caught flies, and •twittered, and bred; and all, I chiefly, from the heart loved 'them. Bright, nimble creatures, who taught you the mason- ' craft ; nay, stranger still, gave you a masonic incorporation, al- ' most social policy? For if, by ill chance, and when time ' pressed, your House fell, have I not Been live neighbourly Kelp ' ers appear next lav: and swashing to and fro. with animated IDYLLIC. 77 ' loud, long-drawn chirpings, and activity almost super-hirundine, ' complete it again before nightfall ? ' But undoubtedly the grand summary of Entepfuhl child's- ' culture, where as in a funnel its manifold influences were con- ' centrated and simultaneously poured down on us, was the annual • Cattle-fair. Here, assembling from all the four winds, came ' the elements of an unspeakable hurly-burly. Nutbrown maids ' and nutbrown men, all clear-washed, loud-laughing, bedizened ' and beribanded ; who came for dancing, for treating, and if pos- ' sible for happiness. Topbooted Graziers from the North ; • Swiss Brokers, Italian Drovers, also topbooted, from the South : ' these with their subalterns in leather jerkins, leather skull-caps, ' and long ox-goads ; shouting in half -articulate speech, amid the ' inarticulate barking and bellowing. Apart stood Potters from \ far Saxony, with their crockery in fair rows ; Niirnberg Ped- ' lars, in booths that to me seemed richer than Ormuz bazaars ; ' Showmen from the Lago Maggiore ; detachments of the Wiener ' Schub (Offscourings of Vienna) vociferously superintending 'games of chance. Ballad-singers brayed, Auctioneers grew ' hoarse ; cheap New Wine (heuriger) flowed like water, still ' worse confounding the confusion ; and high over all, vaulted, in ' ground-and-lofty tumbling, a particoloured Merry Andrew, like 1 the genius of the place and of Life itself. 'Thus encircled by the mystery of Existence; under the deep ' heavenly FirmamentTwaited on by the four golden Seasons, ' with their vicissitudes of contribution, for even grim Winter 'brought its skating-matches and shooting-matches, its snow- ' storms and Christmas carols, — did the Child sit and learn. ' These things were the Alphabet, whereby in after-time he was 'to syllable and partly read the grand Volume of the World: ' what matters it whether such Alphabet be in large gilt letters ' or in small ungilt ones, so you have an eye to read it ? For ' Gneschen, eager to learn, the very act of looking thereon was a ' blessedness that gilded all : his existence was a bright, soft ele- 'nient of Joy; out of which, as in Prospero's Island, wonder ' after wonder bodied itself forth, to teach by charming. ' Nevertheless, I were but a vain dreamer to say, that even ... 78 SARTOR RESARTUS. ' then my felicity was perfect. I had. once for all. come down ' from Heaven into the Earth. Among the rainbow colours that 'glowed on my horizon, lay even in childhood a dark ring of' ' Care, as yet no thicker than a thread, and often quite overshone; ' yet always it reappeared, nay ever waxing broader and broader; 1 till in after-years it almost overshadowed my whole canopy, and. ' threatened to engulf me in final night. It was the ring of Ne- : 1 cessity, whereby we are all begirt ; happy he for whom a kind c heavenly Sun brightens it into a ring of Duty, and plays round 1 it with beautiful prismatic diffractions ; yet ever, as basis and as ' bourne for our whole being, it is there. ' For the first few years of our terrestrial Apprenticeship, we ' have not much work to do ; but, boarded and lodged gratis, are ' set down mostly to look about us over the workshop, and see ' others work, till we have understood the tools a little, and can c handle this and that. If good Passivity alone, and not good' ' Passjyjjty__and good Activity togethe r, were tbe"tl iin:: wanted, r t hen was my early position favou rable beyond the most. In all ' that respects openness of Sense, affectionate Temper, ingenuous ' Curiosity, and the fostering of these, what more could I have- ' wished % On the other side, however, things went not so well. ' My Active Power (Thatkrafi) was unfavourably hemmed in ; of ' which misfortune how many traces yet abide with me ! In an ' orderly house, where the litter of children's sports is hateful ' enough, your training is too stoical : rather to beat and forbear 1 than to make and do. I was forbid much: wishes in any niea- * sure bold I had to renounce ; everywhere a strait bond o\: ( >l>e- c dience inflexibly held me down. Thus already Freewill often - came in painful collision with Necessity: so that my tears ih.wed, 'and at seasons the Child Itself mighi taste that root of bitten • ness, wherewith the whole fruitage of our life is mingled and ' tempered. 'In which habituation to Obedience, truly, it was beyond mea- ' sure safer to err by excess than by defect. Obedience is our 'universal duty and destiny ; wherein whoso will not bend must 'break; too early and too thoroughly we cannot be trained to 1 know that Would, in this world of ours, is as mere zero to 'Should, and for most part as the smallest of fractions even to IDYLLIC. 79 i f Shall Hereby was laid for me the basis of worldly Discretion, 'nay, of Morality itself. Let me not quarrel with my upbring- ' »g ! It was rigorous, too frugal, compressively secluded, every ay unscientific : yet in that very strictness and domestic soli- tude might there not lie the root of deeper earnestness, of the 1 stem from which all noble fruit must grow T\ Above all, how un- ' skilful soever, it was loving, it was well-meant, honest ; whereby ' every deficiency was helped. My kind Mother, for as such I ' must ever love the good Gretchen, did me one altogether invalu- ' able service : she taught me, less indeed by word than by act and 1 daily reverent look and habitude, her own simple version of the 1 Christian Faith. Andreas too attended Church ; yet more like * a parade duty, for which he in the other world expected pay with ' arrears, — as, I trust, he has received ; but my Mother, with a ' true woman's heart, and fine though uncultivated sense, was in ' the strictest acceptation Religious. ^How indestructibly the ' Good grows, and propagates itself, even among the weedy entan- 1 glements of Evil ! The highest whom I knew on Earth I here : saw bowed down, with awe unspeakable, before a Higher in Hea- ' ven : such things, especially in infancy, reach inwards to the very ' core of your being ; mysteriously does a Holy of Holies build ' itself into visibility in the mysterious deeps ; and Reverence, the f divinest in man, springs forth undying from its mean envelop- .' ment of Fear. Wouldst thou rather be a peasant's son that I ; knew, were it never so rudely, there was a God in Heaven and ' in Man ; or a duke's son that only knew there were two and thirty quarters on the family-coach'?' ! To which last question we must answer: Beware, Teufels- rockh, of spiritual pride ! 80 SARTOR RESARTUS. CHAPTER III V PEDAGOGY. Hitherto we see young Gneschen, in his indivisible case of yellow serge, borne forward mostly on the arms of kind Nature alone ; seated, indeed, and much to his mind, in the terrestrial workshop ; but (except his soft hazel eyes, which we doubt not already gleamed with a still intelligence) called upon for little voluntary movement there. Hitherto accordingly his aspect is rather generic, that of an incipient Philosopher and Poet in the abstract: perhaps it would puzzle Herr Heuschrecke himself to say wherein the special Doctrine of Clothes is as yet foreshadowed or betokened. For with Gneschcn, as with others, the Man may indeed stand pictured in the Boy (at least all the pigments are there) ; yet only some half of the Man stands in the Child, qj young Boy, namely, his Passive endowment, not his Active. The more impatient are we to discover what figure he cuts in this latter capacity; how when, to use his own words, 'he understands the tools a little, and can handle this or that,' he will proceed to han- dle it. Here, however, may be the place to state that, in much of our, Philosopher's history, there is something of an almost Hindoo character : nay, perhaps in that so well fostered and every-wav excellent 'Passivity' of his, which, with no free development of the antagonist Activity, distinguished his childhood, we may detect the rudiments of much that, in after-days, and still in these pre- sent days, astonishes the world. For the shallow-sighted Teufels- drdekh is oftenest a man without Activity of any kind, a No-man ; for the deep-sighted, again, a man with Activity almost supera* bundant, yei so spiritual, close-hidden, enigmatic, that no mortal can foresee its explosions, or even when it has exploded, so much as ascertain its significance. A dangerous, difficult temper for the PEDAGOGY. 81 modern European ; above all, disadvantageous in the /nero jof a Biography ! Now as heretofore it will behove the Editiwio^these pages, were it never so unsuccessfully, to do his endeavour. Among the earliest tools of any complicacy which a man, espe- cially a man of letters, gets to handle, are his Class-books. On this portion of his History, Teufelsdrockh looks down professedly as indifferent. Reading he 'cannot remember ever to have learned ;' so perhaps had it by nature. He says generally : ' Of ' the insignificant portion of my Education, which depended on ' Schools, there need almost no notice be taken. I learned what ' others learnt ; and kept it stored by in a corner of my head, j seeing as yet no manner of use in it. My Schoolmaster, a down- ' bent, brokenhearted, underfoot martyr, as others of that guild ' are, did little for me, except discover that he could do little : he, ' good soul, pronounced me a genius, fit for the learned profes- ' sions ; and that I must be sent to the Gymnasium, and one day j to the University. Meanwhile, what printed thing soever I could \ meet with I read. My very copper pocket-money I laid out on j stall literature ; which, as it accumulated, I with my own hands ' sewed into volumes. By this means was the young head fur- J nished with a considerable miscellany of things and shadows of ' things : History in authentic fragments lay mingled with Fabu- ' lous chimeras, wherein also was reality ; and the whole not as ' dead stuff, but as living pabulum, tolerably nutritive for a mind \ not yet so peptic^ That the Entepfuhl Schoolmaster judged well, we now know. Indeed, already in the youthful Gneschen, with all his outward stillness, there may have been manifest an inward vivacity that promised much ; symptoms of a spirit singularly open, thoughtful almost poetical. Thus, to say nothing of his Suppers on the Orchard-wall, and other phenomena of that earlier period, have many readers of these pages stumbled, in their twelfth year, on such reflections as the following ? ' It struck me much, as I sat ' by the Kuhbach, one silent noontide, and watched it flowing, 'gurgling, to think how this same streamlet had flowed and gur- j gled. through all changes of weather and of fortune, from beyond 'the earliest date of History. Yes, probably on the morning ' when Joshua forded Jordan ; even as at the mid-day when Caesar 5* SARTOR RESARTUS. } ' doubtless with difficulty, swam the Nile, yet kept his Commenta- ' rics dry. — this little Kuhbach, assiduous as Tiber, Eurotas or ' Siloa, was murmuring on across the wilderness, as yet unnamed, ' unseen ; here, too, as in the Euphrates and the Ganges, is a vein * or veinlet of the grand World-circulation of Waters, which, with ' its atmospheric arteries, has lasted and lasts simply with the < World. Thou fool ! Nature alone is a.nthme. ainLlhn-flldest Art. 1 a mushro om ; that idle crag thou sittest on is six thousand years ' of age.' In which little thought, as in a little fountain, may there not lie the beginning of those{ wel_l-nigh unut terable medita- tions on the grandeur and mystery of Time, andifs relation to EteknitYj which play such a part in this Philosophy of Clothes '? Over his Gymnastic and Academic years the Professor by no means lingers so lyrical and joyful as over his childhood. Green sunny tracts there are still ; but intersected by bitter rivulets of tears, here and there stagnating into sour marshes of discontent. 'With my first view of the Hinterschlag Gymnasium.' writes he, ' my evil days began. Well do I still remember the red sunny 1 Whitsuntide morning, when trotting full of hope, by the side of 1 Father Andreas, I entered the main street of the place, and sail 'its steeple clock (then striking Eight) and Schuldthurm (Jail), ' and the aproned or disaproned Burghers moving in to break- ' fast : a little dog, in mad terror, was rushing past : for some ' human imps had tied a tin kettle to its tail ; thus did the agonised creature, loud jingling, career through the whole length ' of the Borough, and become notable enough. (Xjj'it emblem of many a Conquering Hero, to whom Fate (wedding Fantasy to Sense, as it often elsewhere does) has malignantly appended a tin kettle of Ambition, to chase him on; which, the faster JmJ runs, urges liini the faster, the more loudly and more foolishlvj) Fit emblem also of much that awaited myself, in that mischie- ■ vous \)cn ; as in the world, whereof it was a portion and ' epitome ! • Alas, the kind beech-rows of Entepfuhl were hidden in the 'distance: 1 was among strangers, harshly, at best indifferently, | ' disposed towards me; the young heart felt, for the first time, 'quite orphaned and alone/ His school fellows, as is usual, ner seeutodhim : ' They were Boys,' he says, -mostly rude Boys, an PEDAGOGY. S3 ' obejrejjbhe impulse of rude Nature, which bids the deerherd ( fall upon any stricken hart, the duck-flock put to death any 'broken-winged brother or sister, and on all hands the stron g ' t yrannise over the wea k.' He admits that though ' perhaps in 1 an unusual degree morally courageous,' he succeeded ill in bat- tle, and would fain have avoided it ; a result, as it would appear, owing less to his small personal stature (for in passionate seasons, he was ' incredibly nimble'), than to his 'virtuous principles :' 'if ' it was disgraceful to be beaten,' says he, ' it was only a shade less ' disgraceful to have so much as fought : thus was I drawn two ' ways at once, and in this important element of school-history, ' the war element, had little but sorrow.' On the whole, that same excellent ' Passivity,' so notable in Teufelsdrock's childhood, is here visibly enough again getting nourishment. ' He wept ' often ; indeed to such a degree that he was nicknamed Der ' JVrincndc (the Tearful), which epithet, till towards his thirteenth ' year, was indeed not quite unmerited. Only at rare intervals ' did the young soul burst forth into fire-e}^ed rage, and, with a ' Stormfulness ( Ungestum) under which the boldest quailed, ' assert that he too had Eights of Man, or at least of Mankin.' In all which, who does not discern a fine flower-tree and cinna- mon-tree (of genius) nigh choked among pumpkins, reedgrass, and ignoble shrubs : and forced, if it would live, to struggle upwards only, and not outwards ; into a height quite sickly, and clisproportioned to its breadth ? ^ ■: We find, moreover, that his Greek and Latin were ' mechanic- 1 ally' taught : Hebrew scarce even mechanically ; much else which they call History, Cosmography, Philosophy, and so forth, 0m better than not at all. So that, except inasmuch as Nature was still busy ; and he himself ' went about, as was of old his wont, among the Craftsmen's workshops, there learning many things ;' and farther lighted on some small store of curious reading, in Hans Wachtel the Cooper's house, where he lodged, — his time, it would appear, was utterly wasted. "Which facts the Professor had not yet learned to look upon with any contentment. Indeed, throughout the whole of this Bag Scorpio, where we now are, and often in the following Bag, he shews himself unusually animated S4 SARTOR RESARTUS. on the matter of E ducation, and nut without some touch of what wc might presume to be anger. ' My teachers/ says he, ' were hide-bound Pedants, without ' knowledge of man's nature or of boy's ; or of aught save their ' lexicons and quarterly account-books. Innumerable dead Vo- cables (no dead Language, for they themselves knew no Lan- guage) they crammed into us, and called it fostering the growth 'of mind. How can an inanimate, mechanical Gerund-grinder, ' the like of whom will, in a subsequent century, be manufac- : tured at Nurnberg out of wood and leather, foster the growth ' of anything ; much more of Mind, which grows, not like a vege- ' table (by having its roots littered with etymological compost), 'but like a Spirit, by mysterious contact of Spirit; Thought ' kindling itself at the lire of living Thought ? How shall he ' give kindling, in whose own inward man there is no live eoal, j but all is burnt out to a dead grammatical cinder 1 The Hin- ' terschlag Professors knew Syntax enough ; and of the human soul thus much : that it had a faculty called Memory, and could acted on through the muscular integument by appliance of birch rods. ' Alas, so is it everywhere, so will it ever be : till the Ilodnian •is discharged, or reduced to Ilodbearing : and an Architect is' ' hired, and on all hands fitly encouraged : till communities and ^individuals discover, not without surprise, that fashioning the [souls of a generation by Knowledge can rank on a level with f blowing their bodies to pieces by Gunpowder ; that witli Gene- /' nils and Field-marshals for killing, there should be world-ho- 'muirrd Dignitaries, and were it possible, true God-ordained 'rirricsts, for teaching. But as yet. though the soldier wears 'openly, and even parades, his butchering tool, nowhere, far as I 'have travelled, did the Schoolmaster make show of his instruct- ' ing-tool : nay were he to walk abroad with lurch girt on thigh, ' as if he therefrom expected honour, would there not, among the ' idler class, perhaps a certain levity be excited V In the third year of this Gymnasic period, Father Andreas seems to have died : the young Scholar, otherwise so maltreated, saw himself for the first time clad outwardly in sables, and in- wardly in quite inexpressible melancholy ' The dark bottomless 'tei PEDAGOGY. 85 ' Abyss, that lies under our feet, had yawned open ; the pale ' kingdoms of Death, with all their innumerable silent nations ' and generations stood before him ; the inexorable word, Never ! J now first shewed its meaning. My Mother wept, and her sor- 1 row got vent ; but in my heart there lay a whole lake of tears, pent up in silent desolation. Nevertheless, the unworn Spirit is strong ; Life is so healthful that it even finds nourishment in ' Death : these stern experiences, planted down by Memory in my Imagination, rose there to a whole cypress-forest, sad but j beautiful ; waving, with not unmelodious sighs, in dark luxu- ' riance, in the hottest sunshine, through long years of youth : — as ' in manhood also it does, and will do ; for I have now pitched ' my tent under a Cypress-tree ; the Tomb is now my inexpugna- 1 ble Fortress, ever close by the gate of which I look upon the * hostile armaments, and pains and penalties, of tyrannous Life ' placidly enough, and listen to its loudest threatenings with a ' still smile. ye loved ones, that already sleep in the noise- ' less Bed of Rest, whom in life I could only weep for and never ' help ; and ye, who wide-scattered still toil lonely in the mon- ' ster bearing Desert, dyeing the flinty ground with your blood, ' — yet a little while, and we shall all meet there, and our ' Mother's bosom will screen us all : and Oppression's harness, ' and Sorrow's fire-whip, and all the Gehenna Bailiffs that patrol ' and inhabit ever-vexed Time, cannot thenceforth harm us any ' more !' Close by which rather beautiful apostrophe, lies a laboured Character of the deceased Andreas Futteral ; of his natural ability, his deserts in life (as Prussian Sergeant) ; with long his- torical inquiries into the genealogy of the Futteral Family, here traced back as far as Henry the Fowler : the whole of which we pass over, not without astonishment. It only concerns us to add, that now was the time when Mother Gretchen revealed to her foster-son that he was not at all of this kindred ; or indeed of any kindred, having come into historical existence in the way al- ready known to us. ' Thus was I doubly orphaned,' says he ; bereftJiaLoil]j of Possession, but even of Remembrance. Sor- row and Wonder, here suddenly united, could not but produce abandoned fruit. Such a disclosure, in such a season, struck its SO SARTOR RESARTUS. roots through my whole nature : ever till the years of mature manhood, it mingled with my whole thoughts, was as the stem j whereon all my day-dreams and night-dreams grew. A certain : p< etio elevation, yet also a corresponding civic depression, it na- turally imparted : I was like no ot her : in which fixed-idea, lead- j ing sometimes to highest, and oftener to frightfulest results, : may there not lie the first spring of Tendencies, which in my ' • Life have become remarkable enough? As in birth, so in ac- ' ' ' tion, speculation, and social position, my fellows are perhaps not ' numerous.' In the Bag Sagittarius, as we at length discover, Teufelsdrockh lias become a University man ; though how, when, or of what qual- / ity, will nowhere disclose itself with the smallest certainty. Few tilings, in the way of confusion and capricious indistinctness, can ; now surprise our readers ; not even the total want of dates, al- most without parallel in a Biographical work. So enigmatic, so chaotic we have always found, and must always look to find, these scattered Leaves. In Sagittarius, however. Teufelsdrockh begins to shew himself even more than usually Sibylline; fragments of all sorts; scraps of regular Memoir, College Exercises, Programs,-' Professional Testimonials, Milkscores, torn Billets, sometimes to appearance of an amatory cast ; all blown together as if by mer- chance, henceforth bewilder the sane Historian. To com-i bine any picture of these University, and the subsequent, years ; much more, to decipher therein any illustrative primordial ele- ments of the Clothes-Philosophy, becomes such a problem as the render may imagine. So mueli we can see ; darkly, as through the foliage of seme wavering thicket: a youth of no common endowment, who has passed happily through Childhood, less happily yet still vigour OUsly through Boyhood, now at length perfect in 'dead vocables/, and set down, as he hopes, by the living Fountain, there to super add Ideas and Capabilities. From such Fountain he draws, dili gently, thirstily, yd unwise with his whole heart, for the water nowise suits his palate j discouragements, entanglements, aberra- tions are discoverable or Bupposable. Nor perhaps are even pej. cuniary distresses wanting : for ' the good Gretchen, who in spite PEDAGOGY. S7 1 of advices from not disinterested relatives has sent him hither, 1 must after a time withdraw her willing hut too feeble hand.' Nevertheless in an atmosphere of Poverty and manifold Cha- grin, the Humour of that young Soul, what character is in him, first decisively reveals itself; and, like strong sunshine in weeping skies, gives out variety of colours, some of which are prismatic. Thus with the aid of Time, and of what Time brings, has the stripling Diogenes Teufelsdrockh waxed into manly stature ; and into so questionable an aspect, that we ask / with new eagerness How he specially came by it. and regret anew that there is no more explicit answer. Certain of the intelligible and partially significant fragments, which are few in number, shall be extracted from that Limbo of a Paper-bag, and presented with the usual preparation. As if, in the Bag Scorpio, Teufelsdrockh had not already ex- pectorated his antipedagogic spleen ; as if, from the name Sagit- tarius, he had thought himself called upon to shoot arrows, we here again fall in with such matter as this : ' The University ' where I was educated still stands vivid enough in my remem- ' brance, and I know its name well ; which name, however, I, 1 from tenderness to existing interests and persons, shall in no ' wise divulge. It is my painful duty to say that, out of England 1 and Spain, ours was the worst of all hitherto discovered Univer- 1 sities. This is indeed a time when right Education is, as nearly 1 as may be, impossible : however, in degrees of wrongness there ' is no limit : nay, I can conceive a worse system than that of the '""Nameless itself; as poisoned victual may be worse than absolute ' hunger. ' It is written, When the blind lead the blind, both shall fall ' into the jjitcji ; wherefore, in sueR circumstances, may it not ' sometimes be safer, if both leader and led simply — sit still % 1 Had you, anywhere in Crim Tartary, walled-in a square enclo- ' sure ; furnished it with a small, ill-chosen Library ; and then 1 turned loose into it eleven hundred Christian striplings, to tum- ' ble about as they listed, from three to seven years : certain per- ' sons, under the title of Professors, being stationed at the gates, ' to declare aloud that it was a University, and exact considerable 1 admission-fees, — you had, not indeed in mechanical structure, 88 SARTOR RESARTUS. 1 yet in spirit and result, some imperfect resemblance of our High ' Seminary. I say, imperfect ; for if our mechanical structure ' was quite other, so neither was our result altogether the same : ' unhappily, we were not in Crim Tartary, but in a c orrupt Eur o- ' pean city, full of smoke and sin ; moreover, in the middle of a ' Public, which, without far costlier apparatus, than that of the L S inare Enclosure, and Declaration aloud, you could not be sure ' 01 gulling. » ' Gullible, however, by fit apparatus, all Publics are ; and ' gulled, w r ith the most surprising profit. Towards any thing ' like a Statistics of Imposture] indeed, little as yet has been done : 1 with a strange indifference, our Economists, nigh buried under ' Tables for minor Branches of Industry, have altogether over- ' looked the grand all-overtopping Hypocrisy Branch ; as if our ' whole arts of Puffery, of Quackery, Priestcraft, Kingcraft, and ' the innumerable other crafts and mysteries of that genus, had ' not ranked in Productive Industry at all ! Can any one, for ' example, so much as say, What moneys, in Literature and Shoe- 1 blacking, are realized by actual Instruction and actual jet Pol- ' ish ; what by fictitious-persuasive Proclamation of such : speei- ' fying, in distinct items, the distributions, circulations, disburse- 1 mcnts, incomings of said moneys, with the smallest approach to ' accuracy ? But to ask, How for, in all the several infinitely ' complected departments of social business, in government, educa- 1 tion, in manual, commercial, intellectual fabrication of every 1 sort, man's "Want is supplied by true Ware ; how far by the ' mere Appearance of true Ware : — in other words, To what ex- ' tent, by what methods, with what effects, in various times and 1 countries, Deception takes the place and wages of Performance; ' hoc truly is an Inquiry big with results for the future time, but L to which hitherto only the vaguest answer can be given. If for 1 the present, in our Europe, we estimate the ratio of Ware to, ' Appearance of Ware so high even as at One to a Hundred ' (which, considering the Wages of a Pope, Russian Autocrat, or ' English Game-Preserver, is probably not far from the mark), — 'what almost prodigious Baring may there not be anticipated, as ■ the Statistics of Imposture advances. ;ind so the manufacturing ' of Shams (that of Realities rising into clearer and clearer dis- PEDAGOGY. 89 c tinction therefrom) gradually declines, and at length becomes all ' but wholly unnecessary ! ' This for the coming golden ages. What I had to remark, for ; the present brazen one, is, that in several provinces, as in Edu- ' cation, Polity, Religion, where so much is wanted and indispen- l - sable, and so little can as yet be furnished, probably Imposture ' is of sanative, anodyne nature, and man's Gullibility not his ' worst blessing. Suppose your sinews of war quite broken ; I 1 1 mean your military chest insolvent, forage all but exhausted ; ' and that the whole army is about to mutiny, disband, and cut ' your and each other's throat. — then were it not well could you, ' as if by miracle, pay them in any sort of fairy-money, feed them ' on coagulated water, or mere imagination of meat ; whereby, till ' the real supply came up, they might be kept together, and quiet ? *^~ ' Such perhaps was the aim of Nature, who does nothing without ' aim, in furnishing her favourite, Man, with this his so omnipo- ' tent or rather omnipatient Talent of being Gulled. ' How beautifully it works, with a little mechanism ; nay, al- ' most makes mechanism for itself ! These Professors in the 1 Nameless lived with ease, with safety, by a mere Reputation, 'constructed in. past times, and then too with no great effort, ' by quite another class of persons. Which Reputation, like a : strong brisk-going undershot-wheel, sunk into the general cur- '- rent, bade fair, with only a little annual repainting on their ' part, to hold long together, and of its own accord assiduously 1 grind for tliem. ' Happy that it was so, for the Millers ! They ' themselves needed not to work ; their attempts at working, at what they called Educating, now when I look back on it. fill me with a certain mute admiration. 1 Besides all this, we boasted ourselves a Rational University ; in the highest degree, hostile to Mysticism ; thus was the young : vacant mind furnished with much talk about Progress of the Species, Dark Ages, Prejudice, and the like ; so that all were J quickly enough blown out into a state of windy argumentative- 1 y^ ness ; whereby the better sort had soon to end in sick, impotent 1 Scepticism ; the worser sort explode (crepiren) in finished Self- ' conceit, and to all spiritual intents become dead. — But this too • is portion of mankind's lot. If our era is the Era of Unbelief, 90 SARTOR RESARTUS. ^why murmur under it ; is there not a better coming, nay come? j As in longdrawn Systole and longdrawn Diastole, must the p3j A riod of Faith alternate with the period of Denial : must the I* vernal growth, the summer luxuriance of all Opinions, Spiritual ' Representations and Creations, be followed by, and again follow, ' the autumnal decay, the winter dissolution. For man lives in 1 Time, has his whole earthly being, endeavour, and destinj ' shaped for him by Time : only in the transitory Time-Symbol If 1 is the ever-motionless Eternity we stand on made manifest. 1 And yet, in such winter-seasons of Denial, it is for the nobler- c minded perhaps a comparative misery to have been born, and to ' be awake, and work ; and for the duller a felicity, if like hiber- c nating animals, safe-lodged in some Salamanca University, or ' Sybaris City* or other superstitious or voluptuous Castle of In- ' dolence, they can slumber through, in stupid dreams, and only ' awaken when the loud-roaring hailstorms have all done their i j work, and to our prayers and martyrdoms the new Spring has ( been vouchsafed.' That in the environment, here mysteriously enough shadowed forth, Teufelsdrockh must have felt ill at ease, cannot be doubt- . ful. ' The hungry young,' he says, l looked up to their spiritual I Nurses ; and, for food, were bidden eat the east wind. "What \ vain jargon of controversial Metaphysic, Etymology, and me- ' chanical Manipulation falsely named Science, was current there, ' I indeed learned, better perhaps than the most. Among eleven • hundred < Ihristian youths, there will not be wanting some eleven - eager to learn. By collision with such, a certain warmth, a cer- ' tain polish was communicated : by instinct and happy accident, c I I took less to rioting (renommiren), than to thinking and read- ' ing, which latter also I was free to do. Nay from the chaos of tj ' that Library, I succeeded in fishing up more books perhaps than k had been known to the very keepers thereof. The foundation f of a Literary Life was hereby laid : I learned, on my own,\ L strength, to read fluently in almost all cultivated languages, on 'almost all subjects, and sciences; farther, as man is ever the ( prime object to man, already it was mj favourite employment to read character in speculation, and from the Writing to construe' 'the Writer. A certa in groundplan of Human Nature and LiftM PEDAGOGY. 91 ' began to fashion itself in me ; wondrous enough, now when I 1 look back on it ; for my whole Universe, physical and spiritual, ' was as yet a Machine \ However, such a conscious, recognized 1 groundplan, the truest I had, was beginning to be there, and by 'additional experiment^- might be corrected and indefinitely ' extended.' Thus from poverty does the strong educe nobler wealth ; thus in the destitution of the wild desert, does our young Ishmael acquire for himself the highest of all possessions, that of Self-help. Nevertheless a desert this was, waste, and howling wifn^savage" monsters. Teufelsdrockh gives us long details of his ' fever-par- oxysms of Doubt ;' his Inquiries concerning Miracles, and the Evidences of religious Faith ; and how ' in the silent night- 1 watches, still darker in his heart than over sky and earth, he i has cast himself before the All-seeing, and with audible prayers, j cried vehemently for Light, for deliverance from Death and the ' Grave. Not till after long years, and unspeakable agoniefc, did 1 the believing heart surrender ; sink into spell-bound sleep, ' under the nightmare, Unbelief : and, in this hag-ridden dream, 1 mistake God's fair living world for a pallid, vacant Hades and , | extinct Pandemonium. But through such Purgatory pain,' continues he, ' it is appointed us to pass ; first must the dead I Letter of Religion own itself dead, and drop piecemeal into I dust, if the living Spirit of Religion, freed from this its charnel- I house, is to arise on us, newborn of Heaven, and with new heal- I ing under its wings.' , , To which Purgatory pains, seemingly severe enough, if we add a liberal measure of Earthly distresses, want of practical gui- dance, want of sympathy, want of money, want of hope : and all this in the fervid season of youth, so exaggerated in imagining, so boundless in desires, yet here so poor in means, — do we not see a strong incipient spirit oppressed and overloaded from with- out and from within ; the fire of genius struggling up among fuel- wood of the greenest, and as yet with more of bitter vapour than of clear flame. From various fragments of Letters and other documentary scraps, it is to be inferred that Teufelsdrockh, isolated, shy, re- tiring as he was, had not altogether escaped notice : certain 92 SARTOR RESARTUS. established men are aware of his existence ; and, if stretching out no helpful hand, have at least their eyes upon him. He appears, though in dreary enough humour, to be addressing him- self to the Profession of Law ; — whereof, indeed, the world has since seen him a public graduate. But omitting these broken, unsatisfactory thrums of Economical relation, let us present rather the following small thread of Moral relation ; and there- with, the reader for himself weaving it in at the right place, con- clude our dim arras picture of these University years. ' Here also it was that I formed acquaintance with Ilerr Tow- 1 good, or, as it is perhaps better written, Herr Toughgut ; a 'young person of quality (von Add), from the interior parts of 1 England. He stood connected, by blood and hospitality, with ' the Counts von Zahdarm, in this quarter of Germany ; to whichx ' noble Family I likewise was, by his means, with all friendliness, { brought near. Towgood had a fair talent, unspeakably ill-culti- ' vated ; with considerable humour of character : and, bating hisL 1 ' ' total ignorance, for he knew nothing except Boxing and a little ' • Grammar, shewed less of that aristocratic-impassivity, and sjjent^ ' . ' fury, than for most part belongs fy) Travellers of his nation. ' ' To him I owe my first practical knowledge of the English and ,' ' their ways ; perhaps also something of the partiality with which ' ' I have ever since regarded that singular people. Towgood was * • not without an eye. could lie have come at any light. Invited ' ' doubtless by the presence of the Zahdarm Family, he had tra- ,' ' veiled hither, in the almost frantic hope of perfecting his studies ; < he, whose studies had as yet been those of infancy, hither to- a 3 ' University where so much as the notion of perfection, not to say r ' the effort after it, no longer, existed! Often we would condole s 'over the hard destiny of the Young in this era: how, after all ' our toil, we were to be turned out into the world, with beards on ' our chins indeed, but with few other attributes of manhood : no • existing thing that we were trained to Act on, nothing that wo [ could so much as Believe. " How has our head on the outside ; •a polished Hat." would Towgood exclaim, ''and in the inside 1 Vacancy, or a froth of Vocables and Attorney Logic! At a •small cost men are educated to make le ather into shoes; butTSt •a great cost, what ;im T educated to make? By Heaven. Bro- . I PEDAGOGY. 93 * ther ! what I have already eaten and worn, as I came thus far, 'would endow a considerable Hospital of Incurables." — " Man, 1 indeed," I would answer, " has a Digestive JFacul t v . which must ' be kept working, were it even paruyT^stealtn^jJut as for our\ ' Miseducation, make not bad worse ; waste not the time yet y ' ours, in trampling on thistles because they have yielded us no V ' figs. Frisch zu Bruder ! Here are Books, and we have brains ' to read them ; here is a whole Earth and a whole Heaven, andV ' we have eyes to look on them : Frisch zu /" ' Often also our talk was gay ; not without brilliancy, and even 1 fire. We looked out on Life, with its strange scaffolding, where ' all at once harlequins dance, and men are beheaded and quar- 1 tered : motley, not unterrific was the aspect ; but we looked on 1 it like brave youths. For myself, these were perhaps my most ' genial hours. Towards this young warmhearted, strongheaded ' and wrongheaded Herr Towgood, I was even near experiencing ' the now obsolete sentiment of Friendship. Yes, foolish Heathen j that I was, I felt that, under certain conditions, I could have 1 loved this man, and taken him to my bosom, and been his bro- ' ther once and always. By degrees, however, I understood the 1 new time, and its wants. If man's Soul is indeed, as in the Fin- 1 nish Language, and Utilitarian Philosophy, a kind of Stomach, ' what else is the true meaning of Spiritual Union but an Eating { together ? Thus we, instead of Friends, are Dinner-guests ; and j here as elsewhere have cast away chimeras.' So ends, abruptly as is usual, and enigmatically, this little in- cipient romance. What henceforth becomes of the brave Herr Towgood, or Toughgut ? He has dived under, in the Autobio- graphical Chaos, and swims we see not where. Does any reader • in the interior parts of England' know of such a man ? 94 SARTOR RESARTUS. CHAPTER IV. GETTING UNDER WAY. '- Tims nevertheless,' writes our Autobiographer, apparently as quitting College, ' was there realised Somewhat ; namely, I, . c Diogenes Teufelsdrockh : a visible Temporary Figure (Zeitbild), ^r ' occupying some cubic feet of Space, and containing within it ' Forces both physical and spiritual : hopes, passions, thoughts ; ' the whole wondrous furniture, in more or less perfection, belong- 1 ing to that mystery, a Man. Capabilities there were in me to 1 give battle, in some small degree, against the great Empire of ' Darkness : does not the very Ditcher and Delver, with his spade, extinguish many a thistle and puddle ; and so leave a little Order, where he found the opposite? Nay your very Daymnth ' has capabilities in this kind ; and ever organises something (into ' its own Body, if no otherwise), which was before Inorganic ; and ' of mute dead air makes living music, though only of the faint- ' est, by humming. ' How much more, one whose capabilities are spiritual ; who ' has learned, or begun learning, the grand tMumaturgic art of ' Thought! Thaumaturgic I name it; for hitherto all Miracles 1 have been wrought thereby, and henceforth innumerable will M ' wrought ; whereof we, even in these days, witness some. Of 'the Poet's and Prophet's inspired Message, and how it makes 'and unmakes whole Worlds, I shall forbear mention; but cannot ' the dullest hear Steam-engines clanking around him? Has hi • not seen the Scottish Brassmith's Idea (and this but a mechani- ' cal our) travelling on fire-wings round the Cape, and across two '• Oceans: and stronger than any other Enchanter's Familiar, on ' all hands nnweariedly fetching and carrying: at home, not only ' weaving Cloth ; but rapidly enough overturning the whole old « system of Society : and. for Feudalism and Preservation of the GETTING UNDER WAY. 95 Game, preparing us, by indirect but sure methods, Industrial- ism and the Government of the Wisest ? Truly a Thinking Man is the worst enemy the Prince of Darkness can have ; every time such a one announces himself, I doubt not, there runs a shudder through the Nether Empire ; and new Emissaries are trained, with new tactics, to, if possible, entrap him, and hood- wink and handcuff him. ' With such high vocation had I too, as denizen of the Uni- verse, been called. Unhappy it is, however, that though born to the amplest Sovereignty, in this way, with no less than sove- reign right of Peace and War against the Time-Prince (Zeil- furst), or Devil, and all his Dominions, your coronation-ceremony costs such trouble, your sceptre is so difficult to get at, or even to get eye on !' By which last wiredrawn similitude, does Teufelsdrockh mean io more than that ycjingnien find obstacles in what we call '- get-- ^ing under way V ' £{ot what I Have,' continues he, : but what I.,T)n is my Kingdom. IVTach is given a certain inward Tal- ent, a certain outward Environment of Fortune ; to each, by wisest combination of these two, a certain maximum of Capa- bility. But the hardest problem were ever this first : To find by study of yourself, and of the ground you stand on, what your combined inward and outward Capability specially is. For, alas, our young soul is all budding with Capabilities, and we see l not yet which is the main and true one. Always too the new man is in a new time, under new conditions ; his course can be the facsimile of no prior one, b«fc4s-&y^ii&.nutuj^-ei4«inaX And then how seldom will the outward Capability fit the inward : though talented wonderfully enough, we are poor, unfriendly, dyspeptical, bashful ; nay what is worse than all, we are foolish. Thus, in a whole imbroglio of Capabilities, we go stupidly grop- ing about, to grope which is ours, and often clutch the wrong- one : in this mad work, must several years of our small term be spent, till the purblind Youth, by practice, acquire notions of distance, and become a seeing Man. Nay, many so spend their whole term, and in ever-new expectation, ever-new disappoint- i aaent, shift from enterprise to enterprise, and from side to side : 96 SARTOR RESARTUS. c till at length, as exasperated striplings of threescore and ten, ' they shift into their last enterprise, that of getting buried. ' Such, since the most of us are too ophtlialniie, would be the 1 general fate ; were it not that one thing saves us : our Hunger. "' 4 For on this ground, as the prompt nature of Hunger is welLj' ' known, must a prompt choice be made : hence have we, with ' wise foresight, Indentures and Apprenticeships for our irra- ^ ' tional young ; whereby, in due season, the vag ue univer sality 1 of a Man shall find himself ready-moulded into a specific Crafts 'man; and so thenceforth work, with much or with little waste: ' of Capability as it may be ; yet not with the worst waste, that ' ' of time. Nay even in matters spiritual, since the spiritual art- ' 1 ist too is born blind, and does not, like certain other creatures, ) 1 receive sight in nine days, but far later, sometimes never, — is it ' ' not well that there should be what we call professions, or Bread- ' 1 studies (BrodtzwecJce), preappointed us ? Here, circling like the' ' gin-horse, for whom partial or total blindness is no evil, the ' ' Bread-artist can travel contentedly round and round, till fancy- ' ' ing that it is forward and forward ; and realize much : for him- ' self victual ; for the world an additional horse's power in the ' ' grand corn-mill or hemp-mill of Economic Society. For me too ' * had such a leading-string been provided ; only that it proved 1 ' a neck-halter, and had nigh throttled me, till I broke it. Then, ' in the words of Ancient Pistol, did the World generally become ' mine oyster, which I, by strength of cunning, was to open, as I \ ' would and could. Almost had I deceased (fast war ich umgc- .' kommen), so obstinately did it continue shut.' We see here, significantly foreshadowed, the spirit of much that was to befall our Autobiographer ; the historical embodiment of which, as it painfully takes shape in his Life, lies scattered, iu dim disastrous details, through this Bag Pisces : and those that follow. |j A young man of high talent, and high though still tem- per, like a young mettled colt, ' breaks off his neck-halter,' and bounds forth, from his peculiar manger, into the wide world ; which, alas, he finds all rigorously fenced in. Richest clover- fields tempt his eye ; but to him they are forbidden pasture : either pining iu progressive starvation, he must stand; or, in mad exasperation, must rush to and fro. leaping against sheer I GETTING UNDER WAY. 97 stone walls, which he cannot leap over, which only lacerate and lame him : till at last, after thousand attempts and endurances, he, as if by miracle, clears his way : not indeed into luxuriant and luxurious clover, yet into a certain bosky wilderness where existence is still possible, and Freedom though waited on by Scarcity is not without sweetness. In a word, Teufelsdrockh having thrown up his legal Profession, finds himself without land- mark of outward guidance : whereby his previous want of decided Belief, or inward guidance, is frightfully aggravated. Necessity urges him on ; Time will not stop, neither can he, a Son of Time ; wild passions without solacement, wild faculties without employ- ment, ever vex and agitate him. He too must enact that stern Monodrama, No Object and no Rest ; must front its successive destinies, work through to its catastrophe, and deduce therefrom what moral he can. Yet let us be just to him, let us admit that his ' neck-halter' sat nowise easy on him ; that he was in some degree forced to break it off. If we look at the young man's civic position, in this Nameless Capital, as he emerges from its Nameless Univer- sity, we can discern well that it was far from enviable. His first Law-Examination he has come through triumphantly ; and can even boast that the Examen Rigorosum need not have frightened him : but though he is hereby ' an Auscultator of respectability' what avails it? There is next to no employment to be had. Neither, for a youth without connexions, is the process of Expec- tation very hopeful in itself ; nor for one of his disposition much cheered from without. 'My fellow Auscultators,' he says, < were I Auscultators : they dressed, and digested, and talked articulate ' words ; other vitality shewed they almost none. Small specu- I lation in those eyes, that they did glare withal ! Sense neither I for the high nor for the deep, nor for aught human or divine, ' save only for the faintest scent of coming Preferment.' In which words, indicating a total estrangement on the part of Teu- felsdrockh, may there not also lurk traces of a bitterness as from wounded vanity? Doubtless these prosaic Auscultators may have sniffed at him, with his strange ways : and tried to hate, and what was much more impossible, to despise him. Friendly com- municnf, in any case, there could not be : already has the young 6 9S SARTOR RESARTUS. Teufelsdrockk left the other young geese ; and swims apart, though as yet uncertain whether he himself is cygnet or gos- ling. Perhaps too what little employment he had was performed ill, at best unpleasantly. ' Great practical method and expertuess' he may brag of; but is there not also great practical pride, though deep-hidden, only the deeper-seated ? So shy a man can never have been popular. We figure to ourselves, how in those days he may have played strange freaks with his Independence, and so forth : do not his own words betoken as much % l Like a very }'Oung person, I imagined it was with Work alone, and not ' also with Folly and Sin, in myself and others, that I have been i appointed to struggle.' Be this as it may, his progress from the passive Auscultatorship, towards any active Assessorship, is evi- dently of the slowest. By degrees, those same established men, once partially inclined to patronise him, seem to withdraw their countenance, and give him up as 'a man of genius :' against ^ which procedure he, in these Papers, loudly protests. ' As if,' says he, ' the higher did not presuppose the lower ; as if he who ' can fly into heaven, could not also walk post if he resolved on it ! (f But the world is an old woman, and mistakes any gilt farthing , ' for a gold coin ; whereby being often cheated she will thence- 1 forth trust nothing but the common copper. How our winged sky-messenger, unaccepted as a terrestrial runner, contrived, in the meanwhile, to keep himself from flying skyward without return, is not too clear from these Documents. Good old (iretchen seems to have vanished from the scene, per- haps from the Earth ; other Horn of Plenty, or even of Parsi- mony, nowkere flows for him; so that -the prompt nature of Hunger being well known. ; we are not without our anxiety. From private Tuition, in never bo many languages and sciences, the aid derivable is small : neither, to use his own words, • does 1 the young Adventurer hitherto suspect in himself any literary 'gift; but at besl earns bread-and-water wages, by his wide fac- ' ulty of Translation. Nevertheless,' continues he, ' that I sub- isted is clear, for you find me even now alive. 5 Which fact, however, except upon the principle of our true-hearted, kind >ld > :j GETTING UNDER WAY. 99 Proverb, that l there is always life for a living one,' we must pro- fess ourselves unable to explain. Certain Landlords' Bills, and other economic Documents, bear- ing the mark of Settlement, indicate that he was not without money ; but, like an independent Hearth-holder, if not House- holder, paid his way. Here also occur, among many others, two little mutilated Notes, which perhaps throw light on his condi- tion. The first has now no date, or writer's name, but a huge Blot ; and runs to this effect : ' The (Inkblot), tied down by pre- 'vious promise, cannot, except by best wishes, forward the Herr | Teufelsdrockh's views on the Assessorship in question ; and sees ' himself under the cruel necessity of forbearing, for the present, ' what were otherwise his duty and joy, to assist in opening the I career for a man of genius, on whom far higher triumphs are 1 yet waiting.' The other is on gilt paper ; and interests us like a sort of epistolary mummy now dead, yet which once lived and beneficently worked. We give it in the original : ' Herr Teufcls- 1 drockh wird von der Frau Grcifinn, auf Donnerstag, zum ^Esthe- 1 tischen Thee, schonstens ein^eladen. 1 Thus in answer to a cry for solid pudding, whereof there is the most urgent need, comes epigrammatically enough, the invi- tation to a wash of quite fluid JEsthetic Tea! How Teufels- drockh, now at actual handgrips with Destiny herself, may have comported himself among these Musical and Literary Dilettanti of both sexes, like a hungry lion invited to a feast of chickenweed, we can only conjecture. Perhaps in expressive silence, and ab- stinence : otherwise if the lion, in such case, is to feast at all, it cannot be on the chickenweed, but only on the chickens. For the rest, as this Frau Grafinn dates from the Zdhdarm House, she can be no other than the Countess and mistress of the same ; whose intellectual tendencies, and good will to Teufelsdrockh, whether on the footing of Herr Towgood, or on his own footing, are hereby manifest. That some sort of relation, indeed, con- tinued, for a time, to connect our Autobiographer, though per- haps feebly enough, with this noble House, we have elsewhere express evidence. Doubtless, if he expected patronage, it was in vain : enough for him if he here obtained occasional glimpses of 100 SARTOR RESARTUS. the great world, from which we at one time fancied him to have been always excluded. ' The Zahdarms,' says he, ' lived in the ' soft sumptuous garniture of Aristocracy ; whereto Literature ' and Art, attracted and attached from without, were to serve as ' the handsomest fringing. It was to the G/idiigc/i Fran (her ' Ladyship) that this latter improvement was due : assiduously ' she gathered, dexterously she fitted on, what fringing was to be c had ; lace or cobweb, as the place yielded.' "Was Teufels- drockh also a fringe, of lace or cobweb ; or promising to be such ? ' With his Excellenz (the Count),' continues he, ' I have more ' than once had the honour to converse ; chiefly on general affairs, 1 and the aspect of the world, which he, though now past middle ' life, viewed in no unfavourable light ; finding indeed, except the ' Outroeting of Journalism (die auszurottende Journalist ik), little 'to desiderate therein. On some points, as his Excellenz was 1 not uncholeric, I found it more pleasant to keep silence. Be- ' sides, his occupation being- that of Owning Land, there might ' be faculties enough, which, as superfluous for such use, were lit] ' tie developed in him. That to Teufelsdrockk the aspect of the world was nowise so faultless, and many things besides ' the Outrooting of Journalism,' might have seemed improvements, we can readily conjecture. With nothing but a barren Auscultatorship from without, and so many mutinous thoughts and wishes from within, his position Avas no easy one. ' The Universe, he says, ' was as a mighty Sphinx- ' riddle, which I knew so little of, yet must rede, or be devoured. ' In red streaks of unspeakable grandeur, yet also in the black- ' ness of darkness, was Life, to my too-unfurnished Thought, un- ' folding itself. A strange contradiction lay in me : and I as yet ' knew not the solution of it ; knew not that spiritual music can { spring only from discords set in unison : that but for Evil there 'were no Good, as victory is only possible by battle.' ' I have heard affirmed (surely in jest),' observes he elsewhere, ' by not unpliilanthropic persons, that it were a real increase of ' human happiness, could all young men from the age of nineteen ' be covered under barrels, or rendered otherwise invisible ; and ' there left to follow their lawful studies and callings, till they GETTING UNDER WAY. 101 'emerged, sadder and wiser, at the age of twenty-five. With ' which suggestion, at least as considered in the light of a practi- ' cal scheme, I need scarcely say that I nowise coincide. Never- 1 theless it is plausibly urged that, as young ladies (Mddche?i) '' are, to mankind, precisely the most delightful in those years ; ' so young gentlemen (Biibcheii) do then attain their maximum 'of detestability. Such gawks (Gecken) are they, and foolish ' peacocks, and yet with such a vulturous hunger for self-indul- ' gence : so obstinate, obstreperous, vain-glorious ; in all senses, ' so froward and so forward / No mortal's endeavour or attain- ' ment will, in the smallest, content the as yet unendeavouring, ' unattaining young gentleman ; but he could make it all infi- ' nitely better, were it worthy of him. Life every where is the ' most manageable matter, simply as a question in the Rule of ' Three : multiply your second and third term together, divide ' the product by the first, and your quotient will be the answer, ' — which you are but an ass if you cannot come at. The booby ' has not yet found out, by any trial, that, do what one will, there ' is ever a cursed fraction, oftenest a decimal repeater, and no ' net integer quotient so much as to be thought of.' In which passage does there not lie an implied confession that Teufelsdrockh himself, besides his outward obstructions, had an : inward, still greater, to contend with ; namely, a certain tempo- 1 rary, youthful, yet still afflictive derangement of head ? Alas ! ' on the former side alone, his case was hard enough. ' It contin- i bes ever true,' says he, ' that Saturn, or Chronos, or what we ' call Time, devours all his Children : only by incessant Running, by incessant Working, may you (for some threescore and ten years) escape him ; and you too he devours at last. Can any Sovereign, or Holy Alliance of Sovereigns, bid Time stand still ; even in thought, shake themselves free of Time ? Our wholes terrestrial being is based on Time, and built of Time ; it is wholly a Movement, a Time-impulse ; Time is the author of it, I the material of it. Hence also our Whole Duty, which is to j move, to work, — in the right direction. Are not our Bodies and ' our Souls in continual movement, whether we will or not ; in a I continual Waste, requiring a continual Repair ? Utmost satis- ^ 102 SARTOR RESARTUS. ' faction of our whole outward and inward Wants were but satis- ' faction for a space of Time ; thus, whatso we have done, is done, ' and for us annihilated, and ever must we go and do anew. c Time-Spirit, how hast thou environed and imprisoned us, and 1 sunk us so deep in thy troublous dim Time-Element, that, only 1 in lucid moments, can so much as glimpses of our upper Azure ' Home be revealed to us ! Me, however, as a Son of Time; un- ' happier than some others, was Time threatening to eat quite ' prematurely ; for, strive as I might, there was no good Running, ' so obstructed was the path, so gyved were the feet.' That is to say, we presume, speaking in the dialect of this lower world, that ^7 /fTeufelsdrockh's whole duty and necessity was, like other men's, (X l to work, — in the right direction,' and that no work was to be •had ; whereby he became wretched enough. As was natural : with haggard Scarcity threatening him in the distance ; and so vehement a soul languishing in restless inaction, and forced thereby, like Sir Hudibras's sword by rust, Of something else to hew and hack ! But on the whole, that same ' excellent Passivity,' as it has all along done, is here again vigorously flourishing ; in which circum- stance, may we not trace the beginnings of much that now charac- terises our Professor ; and perhaps, in faint rudiments, the origin of the Clothes-Philosophy itself? Already the attitude he has assumed towards the World is too defensive ; not, as would have been desirable, a bold attitude of attack. ' So far hitherto,' he Bays, w as I had mingled with mankind. I was notable, if for any ' thing, for a certain stillness of manner, which, as my friends •often rebukingly declared, did but ill express the keen ardour of "my feelings. I, in truth, regarded men with an excess both of 'love and of fear. The mystery of a Person, indeed, is ever 'divine, to him that has a sense for the Godlike. Often, notwith- standing, was I blamed, and by half-strangers haled tor my so- • railed Hardness ( IFtirlr). my 1 mlitl'erentism towards men; and ' the seemingly ironic tone I had adopted, as my favourite dia- GETTING UNDER WAY. 103 'lect in conversation. Alas, the panoply of Sarcasm was but as 'a buckram case, wherein I had striven to envelope myself; that 1 so my own poor Person might live safe there, and in all friendli- ' ness, being no longer exasperated by wounds. Sarcasm I now ' see to be, in general, the language of the Devil ; for which reason ' 1 have, long since, as good as renounced it. But how many I individuals did I, in those days, provoke into some degree of ' hostility thereby ! An ironic man, with his sly stillness, and ' ambuscading ways, more especially an ironic young man, from whom it is least expected, may be viewed as a pest to society. 1 Have we not seen persons of weight and name, coming forward, with gentlest indifference, to tread such a one out of sight, as an insignificancy and worm, start ceiling-high (balkenhoch), 'and thence fall shattered and supine, to be borne home on ' shutters, not without indignation, when he proved electric and 1 a torpedo !' x\las, how can a man with this devilishness of temper make way for himself in Life ; where the first problem, as Teufels- drockh too admits, is 'to unite yourself with some one, and with somewhat (sick anzuschliessen) V Division, not union, is written on most part of his procedure. Let us add too that, in no great length of time, the only important connexion he had ever succeeded in forming, his connexion with the Zah- darin Family, seems to have been paralysed, for all practical uses, by the death of the ' not uncholeric' old Count. This fact stands recorded, quite incidentally, in a certain Discourse on Epitaphs, huddled into the present Bag, among so much else ; of which Essay the learning and curious penetration are more to be approved of than the spirit. His grand principle is, that lapidary inscriptions, of what sort soever, should be Historical rather than Lyrical. ' By request of that worthy Nobleman's survivors,' says^^^ he, ' I undertook to compose his Epitaph ; and not unmindful or^^^ ' my own rules, produced the following ; which, however, for an } alleged defect of Latinity, a defect never yet fully visible to 'myself, still remains unengraven ;' — wherein, we may pre- dict, there is more than the Latinity that will surprise an Eng- lish reader : (UNIVERSITY 104 * SARTOR RESARTUS. IIIC JACET PHILIPPUS ZAEHDARM, COGNOMINE MAGNUS, Zaehdarmi Comes, ex imperii concilio, velleris aurei, periscelidis, necnon vulturis nigri EQUES. QUI DUM SUB LUNA AGEBAT, QUINQUIES MILLE PERDRICES PLUMB O CONFECIT I VARII CIBI CENTUMPONDIA MILLIES CENTENA MILLIA, PER SE, PERQUE SERVOS QUADRUPEDES BIPEDESVE, HAUD SINE TUMULTU DEVOLVENS, IN STERCUS PALAM CONVERTIT. NUNC A LABORE REQUIESCENTEM OPERA SEQUUNTUR. SI MONUMENTUM QUiERIS, FIMETUM ADSPICE. PRIMUM IN ORBE DEJECIT [sub dato] ) TOSTREMUM [SM& dalo]. ROMANCE. 105 CHAPTER V. ROMANCE. ' For long years,' writes Teufelsdrockh, l had the poor Hebrew, 1 in this Egypt of an Auscultatorship, painfully toiled, baking ' bricks without stubble, before ever the question once struck him ' with entire force : For what ? — Beym Himmel ! For Food and ! Warmth ! And are Food and Warmth nowhere else, in the ' whole wide Universe, discoverable ? — Come of it what might, I /' resolved to try.' Thus then are we to see him in a new independent capacity, though perhaps far from an improved one. Teufelsdrockh is now a man without Profession. Quitting the common Fleet of her- ring-busses and whalers, where indeed his leeward, laggard con- dition was painful enough, he desperately steers off, on a course of his own, by sextant and compass of his own. Unhappy Teufels- drockh ! Though neither Fleet, nor Traffic, nor Commodores pleased thee, still was it not a Fleet, sailing in prescribed track, for fixed objects ; above all, in combination, wherein, by mutual guid- ance, by all manner of loans and borrowings, each could manifold- ly aid the other ? How wilt thou sail in unknown seas ; and for thyself find that shorter North-west Passage to thy fair Spice-coun- try of a Nowhere ? — A solitary rover on such a voyage, with such nautical tactics, will meet with adventures. Nay, as we forth- with discover, a certain Calypso-Island detains him at the verjf outset ; and as it were falsifies and oversets his whole reckoning. ' If in youth^' .writes he once, : the Universe is majestically un- ' veiling, and everywhere Heaven revealing itself on Earth, no- ' where to the Young Man does this Heaven on Earth so imme- ' diately reveal itself as in the Young Maiden. Strangely 'enough, in this strange life of ours, it has been so appointed. ' On the whole, as I have often said, a Person ( Personlir.hke.it) is 6* 106 SARTOR RESARTUS. ■ ~tt ■ 1 ever holy to us ; a certain orthodox Anthropomorphism connects ' my Me with all Thees in bonds of Love : but it is in this approx- ' imation of the Like and Unlike, that such heavenly attraction, ' as between Negative aud Positive, first burns out into a flame. Ms the pitifulest mortal Person, think you. indifferent to us? Is ' it not rather our heartfelt wish to be made one with him ; to ' unite him to us, by gratitude, by admiration, even by fear : or. ' failing all these, unite ourselves to him ? But how much more, ' in this case of the Like-Unlike ! Here is conceded us the higher 1 mystic possibility of such a union, the highest in our Earth ; 1 thus, in the conducting medium of Fantasy, flames forth that ' /^-development of the universal Spiritual Electricity, which, as 1 unfolded between man and woman. we~fiFst~emphatically denom- ' inate Love. ; ' In every well-conditioned stripling, as I conjecture, there al- • ready blooms a certain prospective Paradise, cheered by some j ' fairest Eve ; nor, in the stately vistas, and flowerage and foliage >]' of that Garden, is a Tree of Knowledge, beautiful and awful in 'the midst thereof, wanting. Perhaps too the whole is but the ; u lovelier, if Cherubim and a Flaming Sword divide it from all ' footsteps of men ; and grant him, the imaginative stripling, only ' the view, not the entrance. Happy season of virtuous youth, c when Shame is still an impassable celestial barrier ; and the sa- ' cred air-cities of Hope have not shrunk into the mean clay-ham- ' lets of Reality ; and man, by his nature, is yet infinite and free ! ' As for our young Forlorn,' continues Teufelsdrockh, evident- ly meaning himself, k in his secluded way of life, and with his 'glowing Fantasy, the more fiery that it burnt under cover, as in ' a reverberating furnace, his feeling towards the Queens of this ' Earth was. and indeed is, altogether unspeakable. A visible • Divinity dwelt in them ; to our young Friend all women were ' holy, were heavenly. As yet he but saw them flitting past, in ' their many-coloured angel-plumage ; or hovering mute and inac< i cessible on the outskirts of JEsthetic Tea : all of air they were, all • Soul and Form : so lovely, like mysterious priestesses, in whose ' hand was the invisible Jacob's-ladder. whereby man might mount 'into very Heaven. That he, our poor Friend, should ever win ' for himself one of these Graeefuls ( Holden) Ach Goti ! how could ROMANCE. 107 1 he hope it ; should he not have died under it 1 There was a 1 certain delirious vertigo in the thought. ' Thus was the young man, if all sceptical of Demons and An- ' gels such as the vulgar had once believed in, nevertheless not i unvisited by hosts of true Sky-born, who visibly and audibly ' hovered round him whereso he went ; and they had that reTi- ( gious worship in his thought, though as yet it was by their mere 1 earthly and trivial name that he named them. But now, if on a 1 soul so circumstanced, some actual Air-maiden, incorporated into 1 tangibility and reality, should cast any electric glance of kind c eyes, saying thereby, a Thou too mayest love and be loved ;" and ' so kindle him, — good Heaven, what a volcanic, earthquake-bring- 1 ing, all-consuming fire were probably kindled !' Such a fire, it afterwards appears, did actually burst forth, with explosions more or less Vesuvian, in the inner man of Herr Di- ogenes ; as indeed how could it fail ? A nature, which, in his own figurative style, we might say, had now not a little carbon- ised tinder, of Irritability ; with so much nitre of latent Passion, and sulphurous Humour enough ; the whole lying in such hot neighbourhood, close by ' a reverberating furnace of Fantasy :' have we not here the components of driest Gunpowder, ready, on occasion of the smallest spark, to blaze up 1 Neither, in this our Life-element, are sparks anywhere wanting. Without doubt, some Angel, whereof so many hovered round, would one day, leaving i the outskirts of JEsthetic Tea,'' flit nigher ; and, by elec- tric Promethean glance, kindle no despicable firework. Happy, if it indeed proved a Firework, and flamed off rocket-wise, in suc- cessive beautiful bursts of splendour, each growing naturally from the other, through the several stages of a happy Youthful Love ; till the whole were safely burnt out ; and the young soul relieved, with little damage ! Happy, if it did not rather prove a Confla- gration and mad Explosion : painfully lacerating the heart itself : nay perhaps bursting the heart in pieces (which were Death) ; or I at best, bursting the thin walls of your ' reverberating furnace,' , so that it rage thenceforth all unchecked among the contiguous combustibles (which were Madness) : till of the so fair and mani- fold internal world of our Diogenes, there remained Nothing, or only the ' crater of an extinct volcano !' 108 SARTOR RESARTUS. From multifarious Documents in this Bag Cajjriconius, and in the adjacent ones on both sides thereof, it becomes manifest that our Philosopher, as stoical and cynical as he now looks, was hearti- ly and even franticly in Love : here therefore may our old doubts whether his heart were of stone or of flesh give way. Hej oved it wi^J^kut-ioawell. And once only : for as your Con- greve needs a new case or wrappage for every new rocket, so each human heart can properly exhibit but one Love, if even one ; the 1 First Love which is infinite' can be followed by no second like unto it. In more recent years, accordingly, the Editor of these Sheets was led to regard Teufelsdrockh as a man not only who would never wed, but who would never even flirt ; whom the grand-climacteric itself, and St. Martin's Summer of incipient Dotage, would crown with no new myrtle garland. To the Pro- fessor, women are henceforth Pieces of Art ; of Celestial Art. in- deed ; which celestial pieces he glories to survey in galleries, but has lost thought of purchasing. Psychological readers are not without curiosity to see how Teu- felsdrockh, in this for him unexampled predicament, demeans himself; with what specialities of successive configuration, splen- dour and colour, his Firework blazes off. Small, as usual, is the satisfaction that such can meet with here. From amid these confused masses of Eulogy and Elegy, with their mad Petrarchan and Werterean ware lying madly scattered among all sorts of quite extraneous matter, not so much as the fair one's name can be deciphered. For, without doubt, the title Blumjne, whereby she is here designated, and which means simply Goddess of Flow- ers, must be fictitious. Was her real name Flora, then? But what was her surname, or had she none? Of what station in Life was she; of what parentage, fortune, aspect .' Specially, by what Pre established Harmony of occurrences did the Lover and the Loved meet one another in so wide a world : how did they behave in such meeting? To all which questions, not unessential in a Biographic work, mere Conjecture must for most part return answer. ' It was appointed,' says our Philosopher, i that the high 'celestial orbit of Blumine should intersect the low sublunary one ' of our Forlorn ; that he, looking in her empyrean eyes, should ' fancy the upper Sphere of Light was come down into this nether ROMANCE. 109 1 sphere of Shadows ; arid finding himself mistaken, make noise f enough.' We seem to gather that she was young, hazel-eyed, beautiful, and some one's Cousin : highborn and of high spirits ; but un- happily dependent and insolvent ; living, perhaps, on the not too gracious bounty of monied relatives. But how came ' the Wan- derer' into her circle ? Was it by the humid vehiele of JEsthctic Tea. or by the arid one of mere Business ? Was it on the hand of Herr Towgood ; or of the Gnadige Frau, who, as an ornamental Artist, might sometimes like to promote flirtation, especially for young cynical Nondescripts ? To all appearance, it was chiefly by Accident, and the grace of Nature. 1 Thou fair Waldschloss,' writes our Autobiographer, ' what ' stranger ever saw thee, were it even an absolved Auscultator, ' officially bearing in his pocket the last Relatio ex Actis he would ' ever write ; but must have paused to wonder ! Noble Mansion ! ' There stoodest thou, in deep Mountain Amphitheatre, on urn- < brageous lawns, in thy serene solitude ; stately, massive, all of 1 granite : glittering in the western sunbeams, like a palace of El 1 Doredo, overlaid with precious metal. Beautiful rose up, in ' wavy curvature, the slope of thy guardian Hills : of the green- ' est was their sward, embossed with its dark-brown frets of crag, 1 or spotted by some spreading solitary Tree and its shadow. To ' the unconscious Wayfarer thou wert also as an Ammon's Tem- c pie, in the Libyan Waste ; where, for joy and woe, the tablet of ' his Destiny lay written. Well might he pause and gaze ; in ' that glance of his were prophecy and nameless forebodings.' But now let us conjecture that the so presentient Auscultator has handed in his Relaiio ex Actis ; been invited to a glass of Rhine-wine : and so. instead of returning dispirited and athirst to his dusty Town-home,, is ushered into the Gardenhouse, where sit the choicest party of dames and cavaliers ; if not engaged in ^Es- thetic Tea, yet in trustful evening conversation, and perhaps Musical Coffee, for we hear of ' harps and pure voices making the stillness live.' Scarcely, it would seem, is the Gardenhouse infe- rior in respectability to the noble Mansion itself. ' Embowered ' amid rich foliage, rose-clusters, and the hues and odours of thou- ' sand flowers, here sat that brave company ; in front, from the 110 SARTOR RESARTUS. ' wide-opened doors, fair outlook over blossom and bush, over j ' grove and velvet green, stretching, undulating onwards to the ' remote Mountain peaks : so bright, so mild, and everywhere the ' melody of birds and happy creatures : it was all as if man had ' stolen a shelter from the Sun in the bosom-vesture of Summer I ' herself. How came it that the Wanderer advanced thither with | ' such forecasting heart (ahndungsvoll), by the side of his gay ' host % Did he feel that to these soft influences his hard bosom f ought to be shut ; that here, once more, Fate had it in view to ' try him ; to mock him, and see whether there were Humour in ' 4 him? • ' Next moment he finds himself presented to the party ; and ' especially by name to — Blumine ! Peculiar among all dames ' and damosels, glanced Blumine, there in her modesty, like a star ' amo^ig earthly lights. Noblest maiden ! whom he bent to, in 1 body and in soul ; yet scarcely dared look at, for the presence ' filled him with painful yet sweetest embarrassment. • Blumine's was a name well known to him ; far and wide was 'the fair one heard of, for her gifts, her graces, her caprices: ' from all which vague colourings of Rumour, from the censures ■ 'no less than from the praises, had our Friend painted for him- • ' self a certain imperious Queen of Hearts, and blooming warm i ' Earth-angel, much more enchanting than your mere white ' Heaven-angels of women, in whose placid veins circulates too ' little naphtha-fire. Herself also he had seen in public places ; 'that light, yet so stately form ; those dark tresses, shading a'- ' face where smiles and sunlight played over earnest deeps : butt 1 all this be had ^cen only as a magic vision, for him inaccessible,] ' almost without reality. Her sphere was too far from his ; how ' should she ever think of him; Heaven ! how should they so| ' much as once meet together? And now that Rose-goddess sits j L in the same circle with him ; the light of her eyes has smiled oni ' him, if he speak she will hear it! Nay, who knows, since the 'heavenly Sun looks into lowest valleys, but Blumine herself ' might have aforetime noted the so unnotable ; perhaps, from his ' very gainsayers, as he had from hers, gathered wonder, gathered 'favour for him? Was the attraction, the agitation mutual,. ' then ; pole and pole trembling towards contact, when oncel ROMANCE. ill ' brought into neighbourhood ? * Say rather, heart swelling in c presence of the Queen of Hearts ; like the Sea swelling when • once near its Moon ! With the Wanderer it was even so : as in 1 heavenward gravitation, suddenly as at the touch of a Seraph's { wand, his whole soul is roused from its deepest recesses : and all : that was painful, and that was blissful there, dim images, vague ' feelings of a whole Past and a whole Future, are heaving in un- ; quiet eddies within him. ' Often, in far less agitating scenes, had our still Friend shrunk ' forcibly together : and shrouded up his tremours and flutterings, ' of what sort soever, in a safe cover of Silence, and perhaps of ' seeming Stolidity. How was it, then, that here, when trembling ' to the core of his heart, he did not sink into swoons, but rose ' into strength, into fearlessness and clearness 1 It was his guid- ' ing Genius [Damon) that inspired him : he must go forth and ' meet his Destiny. Shew thyself now, whispered it, or be for- ' ever hid. Thus sometimes it is even when your anxiety becomes • transcendental, that the soul first feels herself able to transcend • it : that she rises above it. in fiery victory : and. borne on new- • found wings of victory, moves so calmly, even because so rapidly, : so irresistibly. Always must the Wanderer remember, with a : certain satisfaction and surprise, how in this case he sat not \ silent, but struck adroitly into the stream of conversation ; \ which thenceforth, to speak with an apparent not a real vanity, 1 he may say that he continued to lead. Surely, in those hours, \ a certain inspiration was imparted him, such inspiration as is \ still possible in our late era. The self-secluded unfolds himself ' in noble thoughts, in free, glowing words ; his soul is as one sea \ of light, the peculiar home of Truth and Intellect ; wherein ; also Fantasy bodies forth form after form, radiant with all pris- { matic hues.' It appears, in this otherwise so happy meeting, there talked one ' Philistine ;' who even now, to the general weariness, was dominantly pouring forth Philistinism [PhilistriouicUen) ; little witting what hero was here entering to demolish him ! We omit the series of Socratic, or rather Diogenic utterances, not unhappy in their way, whereby the monster, ' persuaded into silence,' seems soon after to have withdrawn for the night. ' Of which 112 SARTOR RESARTUS. ' dialectic marauder,' writes our hero, ' the discomfiture was visibly 1 felt as a benefit by most : but what were all applauses to the ' glad smile, threatening every moment to become a laugh, where- ' with Blumine herself repaid the victor ? He ventured to ' address her, she answered with attention : nay, what if there ' were a slight tremour in that silver voice ; what if the red glow ' of evening were hiding a transient blush ! 1 The conversation took a higher tone, one fine thought called ' forth another : it was one of those rare seasons, when the soul ' expands with full freedom, and man feels himself brought near 'to man. Gaily in light, graceful abandonment, the friendly ' talk played round that circle ; for the burden was rolled from ' every heart ; the barriers of Ceremony, which are indeed the 1 laws of polite living, had melted as into vapour ; and the poor ' claims of Me and Thee, no longer parted by rigid fences, now ' flowed softly into one another ; and Life lay all harmonious, 1 many-tinted, like some fair royal champaign, the sovereign and 1 owner of which were Love only. Such music springs from kind ' hearts, in a kind environment of place and time. And yet as ' the light grew more aerial on the mountain-tops, and the shadows ' fell longer over the valley, some faint tone of sadness may have 1 breathed through the heart ; and, in whispers more or less au- ' dible, reminded every one that as this bright day was drawing to- ' wards its close, so likewise must the Day of Man's Existence 1 decline into dust and darkness ; and with all its sick toilings, 'and joyful and mournful noises, sink in the still Eternity. ' To our Friend the hours seemed moments ; holy was he and ' happy : the words from those sweetest lips came over him like ' dew on thirsty grass ; all better feelings in his soul seemed to ' whisper : It is good for us to be here. At parting the Blu- ' mine's hand was in his : in the balmy twilight, with the kind ' stars above them, he spoke something of meeting again, which ' was not contradicted ; he pressed gently those small soft fingers, : and it seemed as if they were not hastily, not angrily withdrawn.' Poor Teufelsdrockh ! it is clear to demonstration thou art sniit : the Queen of Hearts would see a 'man of genius' also sigh for her ; and there, by art magic, in that preternatural hour, has she bound and spell-bound thee. ' Love is not altogether a Pe- ROMANCE. 113 lirium,' says lie elsewhere , ' yet has it many points in common therewith. I call it rather a discerning of the Infinite in the -.w ; Finite, of the Idea made Real ; which discerning again may be ' ertFer true or false, either seraphic or demoniac, Inspiration or '• Insanity. But in the former case too, as in common Madness, { it is Fantasy that superadds itself to sight ; on the so petty do- 'niain of the Actual plants its Archimedes-lever, whereby to ' move at will the infinite Spiritual. Fantasy I might call the i true Heaven-gate and Hell-gate of man : his sensuous life is but ' the small temporary stage (Ze lib uh?ie) vthereon thick-streaming ' influences from both these far yet near regions meet visibly, ' and act tragedy and melodrama. Sense can support herself 'handsomely, in most countries, for some eighteenpence a day; ' but for Fantasy planets and solar-systems will not suffice. Wit- ' ness your Pyrrhus conquering the world, yet drinking no better 'red wine than he had before. 5 Alas! witness also your Dio- * genes, flame-clad, scaling the upper Heaven, and verging towards ' Insanity, for prize of a high-souled Brunette,' as if the Earth held but one and not several of these ! He says that, in Town, they met again : ' day after day, like | his heart's sun, the blooming Blumine shone on him. Ah ! a ' little while ago, and he was yet in all darkness : him what c Graceful (Holde) would ever love 1 Disbelieving all things^ tha 1 p oor youth had never learned to , believe^ in ^himself. "With- \ drawn in proud timidity, within his own fastnesses : solitary '• from men, yet baited by night-spectres enough, he saw himself, ' with a sad indignation, constrained to renounce the fairest hopes j of existence. And now, now ! " She looks on thee," cried he : * " she the fairest, noblest ; do not her dark eyes tell thee, thou \ art not despised ? The Heaven's-Messenger ! All Heaven's 'blessings be hers!" Thus did soft melodies flow through his { heart ; tones of an infinite gratitude ; sweetest intimations that * he also was a man, that for him also unutterable joys had been | t-provided. ' In free speech, earnest or gay, amid lambent glances, laugh- 1 ter, tears, and often with the inarticulate mystic speech of Music ; ' such was the element they now lived in ; in such a many-tinted, 'radiant Aurora, and by this fairest of Orient Light-bringers 114 SARTOR RESARTUS. 1 must our Friend be blandished, and the new Apocalypse of Na- c ture unrolled to him. Fairest Blumine ! And. even as a Star, 1 all Fire and humid Softness, a very Light-ray incarnate ! Was i c there so much as a fault, a " caprice," he could have dispensed '■ 'with? Was she not to him in very deed a morning-Star; did j 1 not her presence bring with it airs from Heaven ? As from j ' iEolean Harps in the breath of dawn, as from the Memnon's P 1 Statue struck by the rosy finger of Aurora, unearthly music was < ' around him, and lapped him into untried balmy Rest. Pale ' ' Doubt fled away to the distance ; Life bloomed up with happi- ' ' ness and hope. The Past, then, was all a haggard dream ; he i * had been in the Garden of Eden, then, and could not discern it ! c But lo now ! the black walls of his prison melt away ; the cap- } c tive is alive, is free. If he loved his Disenchantress ? Ach i ' Gott ! His whole heart and soul and life were hers, but never I 1 had he named it Love : existence was all a Feeling, not yet I 1 shaped into a Thought,' Nevertheless, into a Thought, nay into an Action, it must be • shaped ; for neither Disenchanter nor Disenchantress, mere ! ' Children of Time,' can abide by feeling alone. The Professor knows not, to this day, ' how in her soft, fervid bosom, the Lovely ' found determination, even on best of Necessity, to cut asunder 1 these so blissful bounds.' He even appears surprised at the ' Duenna Cousin,' whoever she may have been, ' in whose meagre, i hunger-bitten philosophy, the religion of young hearts was, from 1 the first, faintly approved of We, even at such distance, can ! explain it without nirnmiancy. Let the Philosopher answer this one question : What fi gure, at that period, was a Mrs. leufels- drockh likely to make in polished society? Could she have driven so much as a brass-bound Big, or eyen a simple iron- spring one? Thou foolish 'absolved Auscultatory before whom lies no prospect ofjca.pjtal, will any yet known 'religion of young hearts 1 keep the human kitchen warm? Pshaw! thy divine 1 Blumine, when she ' resigned herself to wed some richer,' shews more philosophy, though but ' a woman of genius." than thou, a pretended man. Our readers have witnessed the origin of this Love-mania, and witli what royal splendour it waxes, and rises. Let no one ask us ROMANCE. 115 to unfold the glories of its dominant state ; much less the hor- rors of its almost instantaneous dissolution. How from such in- organic masses, henceforth madder than ever, as lie in these Bags, can even fragments of a living delineation be organised ? Be- sides, of what profit were it % We view with a lively pleasure, the gay silk Montgolfier start from the ground, and shoot upwards, cleaving the liquid deeps, till it dwindle to a luminous star : but what is there to look longer on, when once, by natural elasticity? or accident of fire, it has exploded 1 A hapless air-navigator, plunging, amid torn parachutes, sand-bags, and confused wreck, fast enough into the jaws of the Devil ! Suffice it to know that Teufelsdrockh rose into the highest regions of the Empyrean, by a natural parabolic track, and returned thence in a quick perpen- dicular one. For the rest, let any feeling reader, who has been unhappy enough to do the like, paint it out for himself: consid- ering only that if he, for his perhaps comparatively insignificant mistress, underwent such agonies and frenzies, what must Teufels- drockh's have been, with a fire-heart, and for a nonpareil Blumine ! We glance merely at the final scene : ■j ' One morning, he found his Morning-star all dimmed and ' dusky-red ; the fair creature was silent, absent, she seemed to I have been weeping. Alas, no longer a Morning-star, but a troub- I lous skyey Portent, announcing that the Doomsday had dawned ! ' She said, in a tremulous voice, They were to meet no more.' The thunderstruck Air-sailor is not wanting to himself in this dread hour: but what avails it? We omit the passionate expos- tulations, entreaties, indignations, since all was vain, and not even an explanation was conceded him ; and hasten to the catastrophe. I " Farewell, then, Madam !" said he, not without sternness, for his 1 stung pride helped him. She put her hand in his, she looked in ' his face, tears started to her eyes : in wild audacity he clasped ' her to his bosom ; their lips were joined, their two souls, like two 1 dew-drops, rushed into one, — for the first time, and for the last !' Thus was Teufelsdrockh made immortal by a kiss. And then ? Why, then — ' thick curtains of Night rushed over his soul, as rose ' the immeasurable Crash of Doom ; and through the ruins as of a ' shivered Universe was he falling, falling, towards the Abyss.' 116 SARTOR RESARTUS. \ T CHAPTER VI SORROWS OF TEUFELSDROCKH. We have long felt that, with a man like our Professor, matters , must often be expected to take a course of their own ; that in so ,' multiplex, intricate a nature, there might be channels, both for [ admitting and emitting, such as the Psychologist had seldom i noted : in short, that on no grand occasion and convulsion, neither ' in the joy-storm nor in the woe-storm, could you predict his de- | meanour. To our less philosophical readers, for example, it is now clear ! that the so passionate Teufelsdrockh, precipitated through ' a il shivered Universe' in this extraordinary way, has only one of three things which he can next do: Establish himself in Bedlam: begij writing Satanic Poetry : or blow out his brains. In the progress • towards any of which consummations, do not such readers antici- - pate extravagance enough ; breast-beating, brow-beating (against walls), lion-bellowings of blasphemy and the like, stampings, . smitings, breakages of furniture, if not arson itself? Nowise so does Teufelsdrockh deport him. He quietly lifts his Pilgerstab (Pilgrim-staff), ' old business being soon wound up;' and begins a perambulation and circumambulation of the terra- queous globe ! Curious it is, indeed, how with such vivacity of conception, such intensity of feeling ; above all, with those uncon- scionable habits of Exaggeration in speech, he combines that won- derful stillness of his, that stoicism in external procedure. Thus, if his sudden bereavement, in this matter of the Flower-goddess, I is talked of as a real Doomsday and Dissolution of Nature, in which light doubtless it partly appeared to himself, his own nature is nowise dissolved thereby; but rather is compressed closer. For once, as we might say, a Blumine by magic appliances has unlocked that shut heart of his, and its hidden tilings rush out SORROWS OF TEUFELSDROCKH. 117 tumultuous, boundless, like genii enfranchised from their glass phial : but no sooner are your magic appliances withdrawn, than the strange casket of a heart springs-to again ; and perhaps there is now no key extant that will open it : for a Teufelsdrockh, as we remarked, will not love a second time. Singular Diogenes ! No sooner has that heart-rending occurrence fairly taken place, than he affects to regard it as a thing natural, of which there is nothing more to be said. ' One highest hope, seemingly legible in the 1 eyes of an Angel, had recalled him as out of Death-shadows into { celestial life : but a gleam of Tophet passed over the face of his 1 Angel ; he was rapt away in whirlwinds, and heard the laughter ' of Demons. It was a Calenture,' adds he, • whereby the Youth ' saw green Paradise-groves in the waste Ocean-waters : a lying ' vision, yet not wholly a lie, for he saw it.' But what things soever passed in him, when he ceased to see it ; what ragings and despairings soever Teufelsdrockh's soul was the scene of, he has the goodness to conceal under a quite opaque cover of Silence. We know it well ; the first mad paroxysm past, our brave Gneschen collected his dismembered philosophies, and buttoned himself 'nr together ; he was meek, silent, or spoke of the weather, and the Journals : only by a transient knitting of those shaggy brows, by some deep flash of those eyes, glancing one knew not whether with tear-dew or with fierce fire, — might you have guessed what a Gehenna was within ; that a whole Satanic School were spouting, though inaudibly, there. To consume your own choler, as some chimneys consume their own smoke ; to keep a whole Satanic School spouting, if it must spout, inaudibly, is a negative yet no slight virtue, nor one of the commonest in these times. Nevertheless, we will not take upon us to say, that in the strange measure he fell upon, there was not a touch of latent Insanity ; whereof indeed the actual condition of these Documents in Capricomus and Aquarius is no bad emblem. His so unlimited Wanderings, toilsome enough, are whliou^a£sign^dj3r__perJiaps .assignable aim : internal Unrest seems his sole guidance : he wan- ders, wanders, as if that curse of the Prophet had fallen on him, and he were 'made like unto a wheel.' Doubtless, too, the cha- otic nature of these Paperbags aggravates our obscurity. Quite without note of preparation, for example, we come upon the fol- ' US SARTOR RESARTUS. lowing slip : ' A peculiar feeling it is that will rise in the Travel* i ler, when turning some hill-range in his desert road, he descries ' lying far below, embosomed among its groves and green natural 1 ' bulwarks, and all diminished to a toybox. the fair Town, where 1 so many souls, as it were seen and yet unseen, are driving their ' multifarious traffic. Its white steeple is then truly a starward- •' • pointing finger ; the canopy of blue smoke seems like a sort of ■ ' Life-breath :^for always, of its own unity, the soul gives unity to ' ' whatso it looks on with love ; thus does the little Dwelling-place 1 of men, in itself a congeries of houses and huts, become for us an | 4 individual, almost a person. But what thousand other thoughts ? ' unite thereto, if the place has to ourselves been the arena of joy- ; 1 ous or mournful experiences ; if perhaps the cradle we were I ' rocked in still stands there, if our Loving ones still dwell there, 'if our Buried ones there slumber!' Does Tcufelsdrockh, as the j wounded eagle is said to make for its own eyrie, and indeed mili- ' tary deserters, and all hunted outcast creatures, turn as if by instinct in the direction of their birth-land, — fly first, in this • extremity, towards his native Entepfuhl; but reflecting that there no help awaits him, take but one wistful look from the distance, and then wend elsewhither ? Little happier seems to be his next flight : into the wilds of Nature ; as if in her mother-bosom he would seek healing. So at least we incline to interpret the following Notice, separated from I the former by some considerable space, wherein, however, is • nothing note-worthy : ' Mountains were not new to him ; but rarely are Mountains c seen in such combined majesty and grace as here. The rocks i are of that sort called Primitive by the mineralogists, which 'always arrange themselves in masses of a rugged, gigantic cha • raeter: which ruggedness, however, is here tempered by a singm ■ lar airiness of form, and softness of environment : in a climate favourable to vegetation, the gray cliff, itself covered with • lichens, shoots up through a garment of foliage or verdure: and - white, bright cottages, tree-shaded, cluster round the everlasting 'granite. In fine vicissitude, Beauty alternates with Grandeur; von ride, through Stony hollows, along strait passes, traversed by ' torrents, overhung by high walls of rock 1 now winding amid SORROWS OF TEUFELSDROCKH. 119 ' broken shaggy chasnis, and huge fragments ; now suddenly ' emerging into some emerald valley, where the streamlet collects - itself into a Lake, and man has again found a fair dwelling, and 'it seems as if Peace had established herself in the bosom of 1 Strength. ' To Peace, however, in this vortex of existence, can the Son 1 of Time not pretend : still less if some Spectre haunt him from ' the Past ; and the Future is wholly a Stygian Darkness, spectre- | bearing. Reasonably might the Wanderer exclaim to himself : 1 Are not the gates of this world's Happiness inexorably shut \ against thee ; hast thou a hope that is not mad ? Nevertheless, ' one may still murmur audibly, or in the original Greek if that ' suit better : " Whoso can look on Death will start at no j shadows." 1 From such meditations is the Wanderer's attention called out- 1 wards ; for now the Valley closes in abruptly, intersected by a ' huge mountain mass, the stony waterworn ascent of which is V 1 not to be accomplished on horseback. Arrived aloft, he finds 'himself again lifted into the evening sunset light; and cannot ' but pause, and gaze round him, some moments there. An np- ' land irregular expanse of wold, where valleys in complex branch- 'ings are suddenly or slowly arranging their descent towards 1 every quarter of the sky. The mountain-ranges are beneath 1 your feet, and folded together : only the loftier summits look ' down here and there as on a second plain ; lakes also lie clear 1 and earnest in their solitude. Ncr trace of man now visible ; un- 1 less indeed it were he who fashioneoTKaOittie visible link of ' Highway, here, as would seem, scaling the inaccessible, to unite ' Province with Province. But sunwards, lo you ! how it towers ' sheer up, a world of Mountains, the diadem and centre of the ' mountain region ! A hundred and a hundred savage peaks, in ' the last light of Day ; all glowing, of gold and amethyst, like ' giant spirits of the wilderness ; there in their silence, in their ' solitude, even as on the night when Noah's Deluge first dried ! ' Beautiful, nay solemn, was the sudden aspect to our Wanderer. 'He gazed over those stupendous masses with wonder, almost \va ■ with longing desire ; n^verjbiUjhi.s, UguxJiad he known Nature,. ^ ■ that she was One. that she was his Mother and divine. And as '■) 120 SARTOR RESARTUS. 'the ruddy glow was fading into clearness in the sky, and tin ' Sun had now departed, a murmur of Eternity and Immensity;, ' of Death and of Life, stole through his soul ; and he felt as if ' Death and Life were one, as if the Earth were not dead, as if t ' the Spirit of the Earth had its throne in that splendour, and hi* ( own spirit were therewith holding communion. ' The spell was broken by a sound of carriage-wheels. Emerg-J '■ ing from the hidden Northward, to sink soon into the hidden;, ' Southward, came a gay barouche-and-four : it was open ; s ' vants and postilions wore wedding-favours : that happy pair. ' then, had found each other, it was their marriage evening ! Few. ' moments brought them near : Du Himmel ! It was Herr Tow-t 'good and Blumine ! With slight unrecognising saluta-j ' tion they passed me ; plunged down amid the neighbouring | ' thickets, onwards, to Heaven, and to England ; and I, in my , 'friend Eichter's words, 1 remained alo?ie, behind them, with the ' Night: Were it not cruel in these circumstances, here might be the«, place to insert an observation, gleaned long ago from the great : Clothes- Voluvie, where it stands with quite other intent : ' Some I' time before Small-pox was extirpated,' says the Professor, • there ^came a new malady of the spiritual sort on Europe : I mean the ' epidemic, now endemical, of Yi^rklUiiiiig. Poets of old date, . ' being privileged with Senses, had also enjoyed external Nature ; 'but chiefly as we enjoy the crystal cup which holds good or bad 1 liquor for us ; that is to say, in silence, or with slight incidental !: ' commentary : never, as I compute, till after the Sorrows of c M'er/er, was there man found who would say: Come let us make ' a Description ! Having drunk the liquor, come let as eat the ' glass ! Of which endemic the Jenner is unhappily still to seek.'- Too true ! We reckon it more important to remark that the Profefi Wanderings, so far as his stoical and cynical envelopment admits us to char insight, here first take their permanent character, fatuous or not. That Basilisk-glance of the Barouche -ami-four serins to have withered up what little remnant of a purpose may have still lurked in him: Life has become wholly a dark laby- rinth ; wherein, through long years, our Friend, flying from spec- SORROWS OF TEUFELSDROCKH. 121 tres, hasjho stumble about at random, and naturally with more haste than progress. Foolish were it in us to attempt following him, even from afar, in this extraordinary world-pilgrimage of his ; the simplest record of which, were clear record possible, would fill volumes. Hope - less_isjb h< e_ obscuri ty. iirispp.a.k,ap1ft the, ot fusion. He glides from country to country, from condition to condition ; vanishing and re-appearing, no man can calculate how or where. Through all quarters of the world he wanders, and apparently through all circles of society. If in any scene, perhaps difficult to fix geo- graphically, he settles for a time, and forms connexions, be sure he will snap them abruptly asunder. Let him sink out of sight as Private Scholar (Privatisimider), living by the grace of God, in some European capital, you may next find him as Hadjee in the neighbourhood of Mecca. It is an inexplicable Phantasma- goria, capricious, quick-changing ; as if our Traveller, instead of limbs and highways, had transported himself by some wishing carpet, or Fortunatus' Hat. The whole, too, imparted emblem- atically, in dim multifarious tokens (as that collection of Street- Advertisements) ; with only some touch of direct historical notice sparingly interspersed : little light-islets in the world of haze ! So that, from this point, the Professor is more of an enigma than ever. In figurative language, we might say he becomes, not in- deed a spirit, yet spiritualised, vaporised. Fact unparalleled in Biography : The river of his History, which we have traced from its tiniest fountains, and hoped to see flow onward, with increas- ing current, into the ocean, here dashes itself over that terrific Lover's Leap ; and, as a mad-foaming cataract, flies wholly into tumultuous clouds of spray ! Low down it indeed collects again into pools and plashes ; yet only at a great distance, and with difficulty, if at all, into a general stream. To cast a glance into certain of those pools and plashes, and trace whither they run, must, for a chapter or two, form the limit of our endeavour. For which end doubtless those direct historical Notices, where they can be met with, are the best. Nevertheless, of this sort too there occurs much, which, with our present light, it were ques- tionable to emit. Teufelsdrockh, vi brating eve rywhere between the highes t and the lowest levels, comes into contact with public 122 SARTOR RESARTUS. History itself. For example, those conversations and relations with illustrious Persons, as Sultan Mahmoud, the Emperor Na- poleon, and others, are they not as yet rather of a diplomatic character than of a biographic ? The Editor, appreciating the sacredness of crowned heads', nay perhaps suspecting the possible trickeries of a Clothes-Philosopher, will eschew this province for the present : a new time may bring new insight and a different duty. If we ask now, not indeed with what ulterior Purpose, for there was none, yet with what immediate outlooks : at all events, in what mood of mind, the Professor undertook and prosecuted this world-pilgrimage, — the answer is more distinct than favour- ' able. ' A nameless JJnrest,' says he, ' urged me forward ; to ' which the outward motion was some momentary lying solace. • Whither should I go ? My Loadstars were blotted out ; in that • ' canopy of grim fire shone no star. Yet forward must I ; the ' ' ground burnt under me ; there was no rest for the sole of my ■ foot. Ijgas alone^ jdkmg ! Ever too the strong inward longing ' shaped Fantasms for itself : towards these, one after the other, ' must I fruitlessly wander. A feeling I had that, for my fever- i thirst, there was and must be somewhere a healing Fountain. i To many fondly imagined Fountains, the Saints' Wells of these 'days, did I pilgrim juto great Men, to great Cities, to great— i Events : but found there no healing\\ In strange countries, as 1 in the well-known ; in savage deserts, as in the press of corrupt ' < civilisation, it was ever the same: how could your "Wanderer y 1 escape from — his own Shadow f\ Nevertheless still Forward! ' I felt as if in great haste; to do I saw not what. From the ' depths of my own heart, it called to me, Forwards ! The winds • and the streams, and all Nature sounded to me, Forwards! Ach ' Grott, I was even, once for all, a Son of Time.' From which is it not clear that the internal Satanic School was still active enough? He says elsewhere) 'The Enchiridion of i Epidetus I had ever with me. often as my sole rational com- ' pan ion ; and regret to mention that the nourishment it yielded • was trifling.' Thou foolish Teufelsdrockh ! How could it else I Hadst thou not Greek enough to understand thus much: The ^ SORROWS OF TEUFELSDROCKH. 123 end of Man is an Action, and no\ g Thought^ though it were the noblest? ' How I lived V writes he once : ' Friend, hast thou considered { the " rugged ali-nourishing Earth," as Sophocles well names 1 her ; how she feeds the sparrow on the house-top, much more 1 her darling, man 1 While thou stirrest and livest, thou hast a ' probability of victual. 31 y breakfast of tea has been cooked by ' a Tartar woman, with water of the Amur, who wiped her earth- ' en-kettle with a horse-tail. I have roasted wild eggs in the sand ' of Sahara ; I have awakened in Paris Estrapades and Vienna Malzleins. with no prospect of breakfast beyond elemental liquid. That I had my living to seek saved me from Dying, — '• by suicide. In our busy Europe, is there not an everlasting de- mand for Intellect, in the chemical, mechanical, political, reli- gious, educational, commercial departments % In Pagan coun- ' tries, cannot one write Fetishes 1 Li yvnffl Little knowe > t hou what alchemy is i n an inventive Soul |_ how, as with its lit- ) * tie'nnger, it can create provision enough for the body (of a Phi- f I losopher) ; and then, as with both hands, create quite other than S c provision ; namely, spectres to torment itself withal.' Poor Teufelsdrockh ! Flying with Hunger always parallel to him ; and a whojlejnfexnal Chas& 4n- his . roar ; so that thftjn mn- t enance of Bungei; is comparatively a friend's ! Thus must he, in the temper of ancient Cain, or of the modern Wandering Jew, save only that he feels himself not guilty and but suffering the pains of guilt, — wend to and fro with aimless speed. Thus must he, over the whole surface of the Earth (by foot-prints), write his Sorrows of Teufelsdrockh ; even as the great Goethe, in passionate words, had to write his Sorrows of Werter, before the spirit freed herself, and he could become a Man. Vain truly is the hope of your swiftest Runner to escape ' from his own Shadow !' Never- theless, in these sick days, when the Born of Heaven first de- scries himself (about the age of twenty) in a world such as ours, richer than usual in two things, in Truths grown obsolete, and Trades grown obsolete, — what can the fool think but that it is all a Den of Lies, wherein whoso will not speak Lies and act Lies,| must stand idle and despair? Whereby it happens that, for your nobler minds, the publishing of some such Work of Art, in 124 SARTOR RESARTUS. J one or the other dialect, becomes almost a necessity. For what _ / is it properly but an Altercation with the Devil, before you begin J honestly Fighting him 1 Your Byron publishes his Sorrows of Lord George, in verse and in prose, and copiously otherwise : your Bonaparte represents his Sorrows of Napoleon Opera, in an ail-too stupendous style ; with music of cannon-volleys, and mur- der-shrieks of a world ; his stage-lights are the fires of Conflagra- tion ; his rhyme and recitative are the tramp of embattled Hosts and the sound of falling Cities. — Happier is he who, like our Clothes-Philosopher, can write such matter, since it must be writ- ten, on the insensible Earth, with his shoe-soles only ; and also survive the writing thereof! THE EVERLASTING NO. 125 CHAPTER VII THE EVERLASTING NO. I Under the strange nebulous envelopment, wherein our Pro- fessor has now shrouded himself, no doubt but his spiritual na - ture is ne vertheless progressiyA_jtn^^awkig : for how can the) ' Son of Time,' in any case, stand still ? We behold him, througbr those dim years, in a_^tajte_fif_jcrisis r ^f transition : his mad PilS grimings, and general solution into aimless Discontinuity, what is\ all this but a mad Fermentation ; wherefrom, the fiercer it is, the I clearer product will one day evolve itself? Such transitions are ever full of pain j thus the Eagle when he moults is sickly ; and, to attain his new beak, must harshly dash off the old one upon rocks. What Stoicism soever our Wanderer, in his individual acts and motions, may affect, it is clear that there is a hot fever of anarchy and misery raving within ; corus cations of which flash out : as, indeed, how could there be other 7 Have we not seen him disappointed, bemocked of Destiny, throug long years ? AlHhai the young heart might desire, and pray to has been denied : nay. as in the last worst instance,, offered andl then snatched agaj. Ever an -.excellent Passivity ;' but of use- ful., reasonable Activity, essential to the former as Food to Hun- ger, nothing granted : till at length, in this wild Pilgrimage, he must forcibly seize for himself an Activity, though useless, un- reasonable* Alas ! his cup of bitterness, which had been filling drop by drop, ever since that first i ruddy morning' in the Hin- terschlag Gymnasium, was at the very lip ; and then with that poison-drop, of the Towgood-and-Blumine business, it runs over, and even hisses over in a deluge of foam. He himself says once, with more justness than originality : Olan is, properly speaking, based upon Hope, lie Las no other possession but Hope ; this world of his is emphatically the Place 126 SARTOR RESARTUS. of Hope.' What then was our Professor's possession? We see him, for the present, quite shut out from Hope ; looking not into the golden orient, but vaguely all around into a dim copper fir- mament, pregnant with earthquake and tornado. Alas, shut out from Hope, in a deeper sense than we yet dream of! For as he wander s weariso mely through this world, he has now lost all tidings of another and higher.- Full of reli- gion, or at least of religiosity, as our Friend has since exhibited himself, he hides not that in those days, he was wholly irrelig ious : / Doubt had darkened into UjibeHe^Lsays he ; ' shade after shade r goes grimly over your soul, till you have the fixed, starless. Tar- y tarean black.' To such readers as have reflected, what can be called reflecting, on man's life, and happily discovered, in con- tradiction to much Profit-and-Loss Philosophy, speculative and practical, that Soul is not synonymous with Stomach : who under- ftand, therefore, in our Friend's words, ' that, for man's well be- ing, Faith is properly the one thing needful : how. with it. Mar- • 1 3 i b, otherwise weak, can cheerfully endure the shame and the 'cross; and without it. Wordlings puke up their sick existence, 'by suicide in the midst of luxury :' to such it will be clear that, for a pure moral nature, the loss of his religious Belief was the loss of every thing. Unhappy young man! All wouuds, the crush of long-continued Destitution, the stab of false Friendship, and of false Lo\ e. all wounds in thy so genial heart, would have healed again, had not its life-warmth been withdrawn. Well might he exclaim, in his wild way : ' Is there no God, then: but £ at best an absentee God, sitting idle, ever since the first Sab- " 'bath, at the outside of his Universe, and .swing it go? Has the • word Duty no meaning; is what we call Duty no divine Mes- i and