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'IN A GREEN SHADE'
WILTSHIRE ESSAYS
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MAURICE HEWLETT
HUMPHREY MILFORD
OXFDRI) UNIVERSITY PRESS
LONDON EDINBURGH GLASGOW COPENHAGEN
NEW YORK TORONTO MELBOURNE CAPK TOWN
BOMBAY MADRAS CALCUTTA SHANGHAI
1922
PRINTED IN ENGLAND
AT THE OXFORD UNIVERSITY PRESS
BY FREDERICK HALL
CONTENTS
Preface : The Maypole and the Column
W. H. Hudson : Hail and Farewell
The Early Quakers
Shelley's Swan-Song
The Wives of ihe Hag-Ridden
The De Morgans .
Poetic Relativity
The Iberians
The Ballad-Touch
The ' Fa( is'
Analogy from the Tailor's .
The Root ok Poesy
Edward ....
All's Well That Ends Well
Byron ai his Worst
An Armenian Knight's Entertainmeni
The Limits of the Readahi.e .
Daily Bkkad ....
The Antholo(;y in Hn(;i.isii
NosF.s IN the Air
Montaigne ....
Dreams .....
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CONTENTS
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WoKK AND 'Business' 151
The Morris ....
. 156
Theology and Fine Women
160
Dedications
166
Junketings New and Old
. 172
Teufei.sdrockh in Hexameters
176
The Lave O't
188
Alter Egos ....
191
A Fair-weather Apologue
195
Wind in the Downs
200
Beginnings
204
Thoughts on Doric
216
The Death of Society .
222
Gentlemen's Seats
227
Kentucky ....
232
Eutopia
237
The Wisdom of THE Simple
242
The Peasant in Church .
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247
The Letter-Writers
252
PREFA CE
Th^ dMaypok and the Column
IN days of more single purpose than these, young men and
maidens, in the first flush of summer, set up a maypole
on the green ; but before tliey joined hands and danced
round about it tliey had done honour to what it stood for
by draping it with swags of flowers and green-stuff, hang-
ing it with streamers of divers colours, and sticking it with
as many gilt hearts as there were hearts among them of
votive inclination. So they transfigured the thing signified,
and turned a shaven tree-trunk, from a very crude emblem
into a thing of hajipy fantasy. That will serve me for a
figure of how the poet deals with his little idea, or great
one ; and in his more sober mood it is open to the essayist
so to deal with his, supposing he have one. He must
hang his i>ole, or concept, not with rhyme but with wise
or witty talk. He mu>t turn it about and about, not to set
the ornaments jingling, or little bells ringing ; rather that
you may see its shapeliness enhanced, its proportions
emphasized, and in all tiie shifting lights and shadows of
its ornamentation discern it still for tlie notion that it is.
'I'hat at least is my own notion of what the essayist should
do, though I am aware that very distinguisheil practitioners
have not agreed with me and do not agree at this hour.
The modern essayist, for reasons which I shall try to ex-
pound, has been driven from the maypole to tlie column.
8 THE MAYPOLE AND THE COLUMN
Certainly, the parent of the Essay draped no maypoles
with speech. Montaigne was a sedentary philosopher, of
the order of tlie post-prandials ; a wine-and-walnuts man.
One thing would open out into another, and one seem better
than the other, at the time of hearing. 'Je n'enseigne
point; je raconte,' he tells you of himself; and it is true.
To listen to him is a liberal education ; yet you can hardly
think of Montaigne footing it on the green. Bacon's line,
again, was the aphoristic. He shreds off his maypole
rather than clothes it : but he has one set up. He can
give his argument as witty a turn as the Frenchman when
he pleases — 'There is no man doth a wrong for the
wrong's sake, but thereby to purchase himself profit, or
pleasure, or honour, or the like. Therefore why should I
be angry with a man for loving himself better than me?'.
That is the turn his thoughts take upon Revenge, and a fair
sample of his way with an abstract idea — shredding off it
all the time, getting down to the pith. But he can be
very obscure : ' A single life doth well with Churchmen ;
for charity will hardly water the ground where it must first
fill a pool.* That isproleptic reasoning. We are to caper
about tiie pole before the ornaments are on.
But since his time the Maypole has gone out of use.
The modern essayist has had a column reared for him in-
stead, which he is required, not to drape, but to fill. That
kind of column is no symbol of the earth's fertility, but too
often the grave of it. It has been, however, the oj)por-
tunity of the babbler, the prater, the prattler, and the agreeable
rattle : all 's one to the Column so that it be filled. You
may write on something, or nothing ; you may grind axes
on your column, or roll logs on it. But you must fill it.
THli MAYPOLE AND THE COLUMN .;
To be too long for it is nothing. There is the Procrustean
sword. To be too short Minotaur will howl for more.
Hazlitt is the typical journalist essayist. He could fill
a column with any man born, yet not with pure gain to
literature. He makes an ungracious figure in history, un-
social and anti-social too, with his blundering, uncouth
loves, his undignified quarrels, and insatiable hatreds. His
spleen engulfed him, and I have often wondered what our
Wiltshire shepherds made of him, lowering like a storm
about the coombes of Winterslow. None of the ' pastoral
melancholy ' of that grassy solitude shows in his writing,
whose zest is that of hunger rather than wholesome appetite.
Indeed, I don't think he was a tolerable essayist. He was
too eager to destroy, and the very moral of his own .John Bull
who would sooner, any day, give up an estate than a bug-
bear. How many jteople he hated, and how much ! Whole
nations at once— such as the French. He hated Southey
and Gifford, and for their sakes the Quarterly, Pitt and
Castlereagh, Byron and Coleridge. He was a fierce lover,
too, but not comfortable in his loves. Sometimes he knew
both passions for the same jx-rson. Burke, for instance:
()
amb all did that — Lamb less tiresomely
than any ; for Lamb enhanced tlie image, or shifted it
into liappier view, with every addition. But Hazlitt left
it where it was, or hid it.
Lamb was essayist first, and journalist with wiiat
remained over. A column was set up : he made it a may-
pole. No craftsman has draped his idea, or capered about
it as Lamb did. He transfigures whatever he touches ;
more, he transmutes it. His seventeentli-century jargon,
which you may find tiresome, is part of the fun. It is, so
to speak, joco-serious with him. He is generally better
witiiout it, as in 'Blakesmoor' or 'Barbara S ', or
• Dream-Children '; yet of all Elia tiie most beautiful thing
to me is one which has Burton and Sir Thomas Browne
all over it, ' A Quakers' Meeting '. There you have
exactly what I mean by my overworked figure of the May-
pole. A theme set up, and hung with loving art ; then
round about it a measure trodden, sedately for the most
part, but with involuntary skips aside as the whim takes
him. Lamb could not spare a joke even at a funeral ; but
this is sheer beauty, a serene and lovely close :
' The very garments of a Quaker seerii incapable of
receiving a soil ; and cleanliness in them to be something
more than the absence of its contrary. Every Quakeress
is a lily ; and when they come up in bands to their
THE MAYPOLE AND THE COLUMN ii
Whitsun conferences, whitening the easterly streets of
the metropolis, from all parts of the United Kingdom,
they show like troops of the Shining Ones.'
That is to do more than dance about a maypole. It is
to dance before tiie Lord.
All the pieces which follow were written for and pub-
lished in daily newspaper or weekly or monthly review :
The Times and Manchester Guardian, Nation and Out-
looh. Nineteenth Century and After^ London Mercury, Corn-
hill. Well or ill, they were intended to deck their
column as if it had been a maypole. Rightly or wrongly,
they were to be literature as well as journalism. Journal-
ism loves the particular, but literature must hold fast to the
general. Journalism accepts the ephemeral, gives you its
daily screed in exchange for its daily bread ; but literature
has its eye on posterity, expresses the spirit of fact rather
than the body of it ; and its servants, if not exacting a
monument more perdurable than brass, wish that they may
get, and try to deserve it. Genius does what it must, and
need not concern us here. Shakespeare wrote Hamlet tor
hire, and Walter Scott The Bride of Lammermoor, that he
might add iield to iield by Tueedside. They had their
monument without a thought thrown that way. And
Keats, who said that his name was writ in water? Did he
not know that it was writ in ink, which grows blacker
with age ? But let the smaller man ilo consciously and
with premeditation what his betters did by the Grace of
God. No man needs be the worse journalist for taking
immense pains to be something beside.
It is hard work. ' 1 never have a holiday. On Monday
12 THE MAYPOLE AND THE COLUMN
towards noon I lift up my head, and breathe for about
an hour ; after that the wicket shuts again and I am in
my prison cell for seven days.' So said Sainte-Beuve ;
and Matthew Arnold comments upon the saying, ' The
causer'ies were at this price.' Hard work but the only
way to serve your two masters, turn your column into a
maypole and pace out your dedicatory dance.
Broad Chalke,
IJth September I<)22.
W. H. Hudson
Hail and Farewell
SO far as you could love a man with whom your hours
of free converse could be told on the fingers, and your
correspondence paid for with a shilling, I loved Hudson.
That only means to say that the short commerce I had
with him enriched my regard for him, but did not cause it.
Nor, though we had much in common — booksof his which,
as I read them, seemed to have been written directly
for me, tastes and habits which coincided, a countryside
shared — did I on such accounts love him. There was
something else in his writings besides their matter — and
that was himself. He was of those few authors who make
themselves prized not for what they say, nor for their
manner of saying, but for what they arc. Hudson was of
all the men I have ever known of the most radiant sincerity,
and in the flesh proved to be so gentle, quiet, and candid,
that you seemed to see the very soul of him, and how
jierfectly it consorted with its case. He reminded me of
nobody so much as Dorothy Wordsworth, who must have
been, within and without, of the same iioniogeneity. To
love Hudson, therefore, or Dorothy Woniswortii, was to
love moral beauty — which every one does when he sees it.
But that is the difficulty. It is not at all easy to see.
Well, in Hudson you could not fail of seeing it ; and once
seen, to see it again did not greatly matter. You knew it
was there.
14 W. H. HUDSON
One of his best books was written about South Wilts.,
where I live ; and to write part of it he stayed in my village
for some weeks, lodging with the blacksmith, and spending
his days wandering in and out of the Downs. As I spent
most of mine in the same manner I wonder that I did not
meet him ; but I never did, nor knew that he had been
there until, later on, I became acquainted with him. The
book I mean is A Shepherd' s Life, and is entirely occupied
with the valleys of the Five Rivers which concentre at
Salisbury or thereby. The title is not a good one, for it
is not so much the lives of the shepherds which he describes
as the life of Hudson in a country of shepherds — in their
broad grey downs and sheltered coombes, in their villages
of hill and vale, in their markets and fairs, and in the ingles
of their cottage hearths. He knew more of our birds than of
our people. He sentimentalized the latter, the former not
at all. His eye for the country was infallible and deeply
appreciative, without being microscopic like JefFeries' or
economico-philanthropic like Cobbett's. He wrote of it
better than either. His harvest of it inhabits, informs the
pages ; and as you read of something or other which
interested him on his journey, the landscape unfolds itself
quietly before you, so that when you look up from the thing
of the moment, there are the downs with their flitting
cloud-shadows and velvety flanks, there is the clump of
beeches on the turf-rampart, there the valley with its elms
and water-meadows about the slow river, and there a grey
village in the midst, with a square-towered church — and
the thing of the moment enacting itself there ! Our best
prose has been of this quietist kind, doing its descriptive
work by the way. Cobbett's landscape is better than
Jefferies', but Hudson's is better than Cobbett's. It is
\V. H. HUDSON 15
foolish work comparing two arts ; yet I feel like saying
that while there was no Constable in Hudson's art, there
was some David Cox, and a good deal of Old Crome.
He has been likened to George Borrow as a writer, and
with some truth. His art was as masterly, though much
more charming, because he was so himself. There was a
swashbuckler in Borrow.
It is difficult to believe that a man so much the master
of himself, so much at ease in a world which must at many
j)oints have given him acute discomfort, had little or no
sense of the ridiculous ; yet I have never been sure whether
Hudson had it or not. Green Mansions alone might settle
that. I don't read in that romantic tale that he had any
notion how near the comic he sometimes conducted it.
But then there is The Purple Land, in which the tender
relations of the hero with damsel after damsel, each pining
in her esta/icia, each comforted, and then left after a des-
perate farewell, are heightened to a point of irresistible
comedy by the discovery that he has a wife awaiting him
somewhere with whom he immediately resumes his
philandcrings at the end of his sentimental journey. The
book, in fact, becomes a delightful farce ; but I should not
care to assert that Hudson knew it, still less that he intended
it. 'I'hc tragic, of course, is there too. Some of the
maidens were very forlorn indeed. Hudson must have been
only too will acquainted with lliat. /,"/ Om/u), an earlier
and a shorter study, is exceedingly tragic, and a masterpiece
of descriptive writing, with the landscape itself, tlie sun-
scourged land in which the doomed house stood and the
doomed man agonized, an actor in the story. So Mr.
Hardy gave Egdon Heath a jKirt in 77je Re/urn of the
Native. There are masterly feats of the same kind in Far
i6 W. H. HUDSON
Aivay and Long Ago^ to the end of which, enchanted, you
walk for some hours on the limitless Argentine plain. But
the great charm of that book is the self-unfolding of the
writer. You cannot understand the peculiar quality of
Hudson the man until you know Hudson the child.
He had a mentally afflicted wife, to whom he devoted
himself, and for whose sake he lived in London a more
secluded life than he would iiave lived on Salisbury Plain.
She died, I think, last year ; and then he went to Penzance,
and I heard from him once or twice. T hoped he would
have found in Cornwall what Cornwall Road, Bayswater,
could never have given him. He has found it now, but not
in Cornwall. They say that he died in his sleep — the very
end so gentle and peace-loving a spirit had earned.
The Early ^et them pass,'
I cried, ' the world and its mysterious doom
Is not so much more glorious than it was
That I desire to worshij) tiiose who drew
New figures on its false and fragile glass
As the old faded.'
He joins the throng of captives, is stayed by no accident
26 SHliLLljlY'S SWAN-SONG
of the road, crosses ^the [glen through which tlicy surge,
and behold —
the grove
Grew dense with shadows to its inmost covers,
The Earth was grey with phantoms, and the air
Was peopled with dim forms. . . .
He watches them closely, sees how some melt into nothing-
ness like snow-riakes, others dance like gnats in a cloud,
some sit chattering ' like restless apes ', some, ' more
humble ', like falcons on the fist. The closelier he looks
the greyer his outlook : youth, hope, love itself, pride,
strength —
From every form the beauty slowly waned ;
From every firmest limb and fairest face
The strengtii and freshness fell like dust, and left
The action and the shape without the grace
Of life
The darkness gathered, the restless shapes wearied of their
ghastly dance.
And fell, as I have fallen, by the wayside. , , .
He ends upon a cry of amaze, a wounded note—
• Then, what is life ' ? I cried. . . .
Said I not well it was his swan-song ? It is tragic reading,
tainted and dusty with death.
There is no philosophy behind this poem ; it is not
written on a large scale. It is a fragment, and must have
remained so ; for Shelley's buoyancy, which alone had
sufficed so far to answer his questionings, was gone. With
Ariel's power of the wing was gone, too, Ariel's office.
' Call no man happy till he is dead.' No, indeed, when
he is the slave of his temperament.
The fFives of the ' Hag-ridden
"September 12. 1862. — I am in love, as I did not
think it was jjossible to be in love. I am a madman ;
I'll shoot myself, if it goes on like this. They had an
evening party ; she is charming in everything.'
Next day he proposed, ten days later ' we were married in
the royal church of the Nativity of Our Lady.' 'We'
were Leo Nikolacvich Tolstoi and Sophie Andreevna Bers.
That citation from Tolstoi's diary was made by his widow
in iier tragic Antobtography, now published in translation
by the Hogarth Press.
It is a hasty, tempestuous, incomplete little volume, full
to tlic covers with a sense of injury, lost to regret for
the happy years in resentment at those of misunderstanding
and estrangement ; imi)lying much more than it is able to
express, charged with facts which are not fairly stated,
bringing the writer's griefs to a point, and then missing the
|)oint.
' The difference between my husband and myself came
about, not because / in my heart went away from him.
It was /r who went away, not in his everyday lite, l)ut
in his writings and his teaciiings as to how j)eopIe should
live. I felt myself unable to- follow his teaching
myself. . . . '
That is her point, but not the jioint. That lies rather in
a breach of promise implied. A young man of genius
rushes a girl into marriage. She accepts him as he stands
with 0])en arms ami a full heart. Nevertheless his genius
lies between them in the marriage-bed, unsuspected by
28 THE WIVES OF THE HAG-RIDDEN
cither, and imperceptibly pushes them farther apart. When
discovery comes, when their eyes are open and they can
measure the gulf which separates tliem, is theie not a
breach, not of promise of marriage but of promise in it ?
He has grown, she has not. He, ridden and spurred by
his hag, fleets far and wide over countries of the mind —
moor and marsh, desert and tilth, forest and lake — of
which she, sleeping in his arms, never dreams. They
wake, they look, at each other : she cannot read of his wild
traverse in his eyes — the eyes are easily schooled. So the
hag grows masterful and rides him linally to a pass where,
to cross it, the truth must be told because it cannot be
hidden. Can she not cry then, like any jilted girl of the
people,
Sceglier fra mille un cuore,
Da lei vol' farsi un nido ;
E poi trovarlo isfido
E troppo gran' dolor' — P
Nobody can call it unreasonable, though every one feels that
it is so. That is the paradox involved in our existence.
Trouble seems to have begun in '74-75, when he lost
two aunts and three young children. Tolstoi hunted for
consolation ; ' his seeking for truth became acute '. He
contemplated hanging himself. From teacher to teacher,
faith to faith he ran : there was none to show him any
good. ' A spirit which rejected the existing religions, pro-
gress, science, art, family, . . . had been growing stronger
and stronger in Leo Nikolacvich, and he was becoming
gloomier and gloomier.' What he did presently find —
ways and means of reducing life to its elemental terms —
satisfied him for a while. The Countess did not, could
not be expected to, sympathize with him.
THE WIVES OF THE HAG-RIDDEN 29
'In the summer of 1884 Leo Nikolaevich worked a
great deal on the hmd ; for whole days he mowed with
the peasants, and, when tired out, he came home in the
evenings, he used to sit gloomy and discontented with
the life lived by the family.'
His hag was remorseless, and made him ciuel. ' At one
time he thought of taking a Russian peasant woman, a
worker on the land, and of secretly going away with the
peasants to start a new life : he confessed this to me him-
self.' He did actually go away, with a sack on his
shoulder, when his wife was about to be confined. But
he came back : ' lie was gloomy and said nothing to me. . . .
I could never forget that terrible, bright June night.' If
that is true, it is jiitifiil.
In the matter of unreasonableness there was not much
to choose between this doomed pair.
' Once Leo Nikolaevich called me into his study and
asked me to take over in full ownershiji all his property,
including his copyriglits. I asked liim what need there
was for that, since we were so intimate and had children
in common. He replied that he considered property
an evil and that he did not wish to own it. " So you
wish to hand over that evil to me, the creature nearest
to you," I said in tears. " I do not want it and I shall
take nothing." '
There 's a cjuibblc there, of course. The Countess did not
consider property an accursed thing, and therefore, for her
part, was not offered one. But Tolstoi cjuibbled too, for
in handing over an accursed thing to his wife antl cliildren
he was not ridding himself (if it. Nor was he necessarily
leading a simple life because he ate black beans out of a
basin and did not dress for dinner. It is all very childish,
or would be if theie were not a tragic reality behind it.
30 THK WIVES OF THE HAO-RIDDRN
' Nobody and nothing satisfied Leo Nikolacvich or
put his mind at rest. ... It was as tliougli his inner
eye was turned only to evil and suffering, as though ail
that was joyful, beautiful, and good had disajjpeared.
I did not -know how to live with such views. I was
alarmed, frightened, grieved. But with nine children I
could not, like a iveather-cock, turn in the ever-changing
direction of my husl>and's spiritual going aivay^
The italics are mine, designed to emphasize the fact that,
with nine children, quibble as you will and give point for
point, the issue is practical and not to be avoided.
At the end of this unhappy little book are some extracts
from Tolstoi's papers, not so much justificatory as recrimi-
native. He writes^most unfortunately, to his daugliter —
of perpetual spying, eavesdropping, incessant complaining,
ordering me about . . . constant managing, pretended hatred
of the man who is nearest and most necessary to me,' and
so on. There was no pretence about the Countess's feel-
ings towards Chertkov — but what are we to believe ? The
poor lady had exhausted herself with service. She had
had thirteen children, of whom nine lived. Chertkov may
have been necessary to Tolstoi, and her jealousies un-
warrantable. But there they were, and, again, not unreason-
ably. The impression left by my reading is that Chertkov did
make mischief, did make bad worse, and at the end, when
the old man was dying, seems to have acted with incredible
barbarity to his wife of fifty years' standing. I forbear to
quote Tolstoi's own account of his ' escape ', as he felt it
to be. It should be read by the married. One human
touch, however, I must record. He wrote it in the train
on his last journey.
' . . . now we are in the train ; we start. . . . The
fear passes. And pity for her rises in me, but no doubt
THK WIVES OF THE HAG-RIDDEN 31
at all that I have done what I ought to do. Perhaps I
am wrong to justify myself — not Leo N. T., but that
which at times exists, though ever so feebly, in me. . . .'
That goaded thing was free for the moment of its hag-
rider when Tolstoi penned his pity.
There are diversities of hags, but the same spirit in the
ridden. I wrote of Shelley's case just now. He was a
hag-ridden man. And Carlyle ! The Chertkov of that
story was Lady Ashburton, whose relation to himself, at
the cost of his wife, Carlyle never was able to iustify.
Froude in Letters and Memorials (ii. 273) quotes a letter
from Geraldine .lewsbury which puts Mrs. Carlyle's
grievance as forcibly as possible. The two cases, neverthe-
less, differ widely. Mrs. Carlyle would have been happy,
perhaps, if she had had children ; the Countess, perhaps,
if she had not. Tolstoi had been gently bred and did his
best to become a boor. Carlyle ivas a boor, and his wife
had known it from the beginning. But tactless as the
Sage o\ Craigen]nitt()ck was, I doubt if he could ever have
been guilty of an act so gross as that of sharing with a
daughter his charges against her own mother. Carlyle
mayha\e had no ven»;ibilities but had Tolstoi no heart?
The T)e dMorgans'
SERIOUS intention has combined with happy memories
to make Mrs. Stirling's Memoir of William and Evelyn
De Morgan a beautiful book. For the De Morgans were
lovely in their lives and in death not long divided. Few
such wedded pairs have shone, like a constellation, upon a
naughty world. No doubt but there are plenty of them with
a more local beam. But such households are hidden from
the main of us. We may come upon them — to pursue the
figure — unawares when we are groping in the dark : a mild
and steady radiance illuminating some inches of a mossy
bank. But the De Morgans shone above the hiving streets.
One could steer by them, if need were. And one did.
There, beyond these voices, there was peace. The book
therefore preserves a valuable thing. It might easily have
been spoiled in the doing ; yet because it has been done
with great simplicity, it could hardly have been better done.
De Morgan had a happy childhood and youth, with a dry
but essentially humane father for leading-light. Professor
Augustus De Morgan, whose careful portrait will be dis-
cerned in the Professor Thorpe of Joseph Fance, be-
queathed certain qualities to his son which were more to
be desired than much fine gold, and incidentally brought
it him. Steadiness of temper was one, intellectual honesty
was another, and a lambent humour which played about
the surfiices of things and illuminated them often to the
' William Dc Morgan and his Wife, by A. M. W. Stirlinj,'.
(Butterwortli.)
THE DE MORGANS 33
deeps — that was a third. Tuberculosis haunted his family ;
one by one his younger children left him. Wanting the'
consolation of the orthodox, he had thought out the chances
for himself, and had tabled the pro et contra with un-
flinching candour and a good deal of wit :
' A strong and practical conviction of a better and
higher existence', he wrote to his old friend, Sir John
Herschel, ' reduces the whole thing to emigration to
a country from which there is no way back, and no mail
packets, with a certainty of following at a time to be
arranged in a better way than I can do it.'
Within a short time of writing that he received — to use.
his own trope — his ticket,
' During the last two days of his life his son William,
watching by him, observed that he seemed to recognize
the presence of all those of his family whom he had lost
by death — his three children, his mother and sister, all
of whom he greeted audibly, naming tiiem in the reverse
order to that in which they had left this world.'
And then, in his will, he thus proclaimed his belief:
' I commend my future with hope and confidence to
Almighty God ; to God the Father of Our Lord Jesus
Christ, whom I believe in my heart to be the Son of
God, but whom I have not confessed with my lips,
because in my time such confession has always been the ivay
up in the ivorld.^
The italics would have been mine if they had not been
Mrs. Stirling's, for the words areas strongly characteristic
of the son as tliey were of the father. William De Morgan
talked and wrote like that. He was more of a Christian
than he would ever have confessed himself, and his pre-
occupation with the soul's destiny is manifest in every book
of his.
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34 THE DE MORGANS
To such a father, who both saw and put the facts of
this life in a dry light, William's determination to be an
artist could not be a matter of enthusiasm. He did no
more, however, than apply frequent cold douches, and when
he found that the young man's heart was set, having it, as
he requested, ' after a fortnight's delay, in writing ', he
gave it up with the final prophetic advice, William says,
' to read hard, especially the classics, and I should one day
write well '. ' But I ', he adds, ' must needs be an artist '.
And so he was — first at the Academy Schools, then very
easily and desultorily, in Soho and Bloomsbury, until he
drifted into the acquaintance and ultimate friendship of
Burne-Jones and Morris ; then into glass-painting ; finally
into pottery, at which he laboured long and (in all respects
but one) successfully. Last of all, and through those
means, he found the predestined companion of his rest of
days. He was forty, a staid and apparently rooted celibate.
Evelyn Pickering, a good deal his junior, the wild one of
a settled upper-class family, had burned like a meteor across
all the conventions of Grosvenor Street and Bryanston
Square, and found her orbit in another heaven than theirs.
She also ' must needs be an artist', stole her first hours of
work, stormed her way into the Slade, went out to Italy
by herself, half-starved in Rome, came home to studio-life
and a latch-key, and presently met her appointed other
artist at a fancy-dress ball in Chelsea, where she had
described herself as ' a tube of rose madder ', and he as
' madder still '.
' The new acquaintance was clinched in typical fashion.
Perturbed at the perversity of a glove which refused to be
buttoned, he at length turned despairingly to his partner.
'If you will button my glove for me', he pleaded, 'I
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will give you one of my pots.' The bargain was struck,
the glove was buttoned, the pot accepted, and the
comradeship cemented for all time.'
How happy a comradeship, how profitable, delightful to
witness, encouraging to know about, Mrs. Stirling's book
is here to declare. Evelyn De Morgan was a sound artist
of the Pre-Raphaelite tradition, cryptic, allusive, full of
symbolism and all sorts of emotional urgencies with which
art perhaps has little to do. Yet she served Beauty all
her days ; and if some of that which she saw and served
was not of this, or any, world, so much the worse, I dare
say, for this, and any, world. She was in her way a
mystic, shrank from exhibition, and (says Mrs. Stirling)
kept certain of her pictures by her, not as unsaleable, but as
not for sale. It is certain that she was both help and
insjjiration to her husband. The best thing he ever did
in pottery was of her modelling. The bust of Pan is a fine
and strong piece of work. Donatello need not have scorned
it. I don't remember to liave seen it in exhibition, where
it should have been, or should be.
When the pottery failed him, having exhausted his store
of health, and his wife's and his own store of money too,
at the age of sixty-five l)e Morgan commenced novelist.
Joseph Vance s origin is like IVaverley s :
' In 1901, during a spare hour, he had written two
ciiapters of a novel, "just to see what I could do", he
explained subsequently. " I always loved grubby little
boys, and I thought I should like to write a story of
a grubby little boy. I began and got interested in him.
But when I read over wli.il I h.id written, I was so little
impressed with the result that 1 nearly hurnl it ; in any
case I put it away in a drawer and forgot all about it.
Later in the year, when we were going out to Florence, it
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accidentally came with us among a great mass of business
papers.' . . . Shortly afterwards De Morgan was ill in
bed, suffering ostensibly from influenza, but principally
from the unwonted idleness wliich filled him with depres-
sion and sapped his vitality. Evelyn took the piece of
manuscript to liim and laid it by his bedside, with a pencil
temptingly adjacent. " I think something might be made
of this ", she said briefly. When she looked in softly
half an hour later he had started on the occupation
which he was never again to abandon, and was writing
rapidly.'
Its success astonished and delighted him. He was
not at all prepared for it. ' My book was written in the
serenest independence an author can enjoy, to wit, a total
disbelief in ultimate publication. I never considered the
feelings of my reader for a moment — nor his eyesight.'
After it, and the ensuing fuss made about him, it had been
much to expect that he should be able to continue that
happy, amateur way of writing. Yet ht did it with extra-
ordinary ease. Once only, I think, did he repeat himself,
when he renewed in, A Likely Story, one of the motifs of
// Never Can Happen Again.
His bonnet, no doubt, was duly furnished witii its bee.
Every novelist, more or less, is a Mr. Dick. What would
have happened to Trollope if nobody had told him of King
Cophetua .' What would Dickens have done if nobody
had ever been cruel to a child ? How would Dumas have
enjoyed himself without a man who could play the God .''
In De Morgan's case it only means that certain vistas of
life, the shadowy border-country, for instance, between life
and the Beyond, with the cloudy company waiting there,
were always in his view. Life itself, all life, was his
subject ; he scorned nothing, overlooked nothing, relished
THE DE MORGANS 37
everything. In all that he resembled Dickens, on whose
shoulders he stood for his take-off. He had Dickens's
knack of getting behind every character in turn, and so of
giving depth and personality even to the supers on his scene.
But he rarely caricatured, was nothing of a cartoonist.
He made no monsters — Quilps, Creakles, Squcerses ; no
bighcads — Mrs. Gamps, Joey Bagstocks, Cousin Feenixes;
and while he liad more true humour than Dickens, he had
less vitality, lower spirits, a slyer sense of fun. You don't
crack your sides over De Morgan ; you chuckle. Capt'n
Cuttle, so far as he goes, is in the Falstaff tradition. Jim
Coupland comes nowhere near either. He is a human
being. Lizerann is beyond Dickens's reach. De Morgan
had the artist's restraint. He could be tender without being
mawkish : that was where humour served him. Mrs.
Steptoe does not fill the stage like Mrs. Gamp. But do, or
should, Mrs. Steptoes fill the stage ? l"or a pair of portraits
at full length, incomparably better than anything of the sort
in Dickens, let me put forward Charlotte Eldridge, a master-
piece, and Marianne Cliallis, j)erfect!y true, perfectly reason-
able, extremely comic, and extremely touching, all at once.
Challis, her husband, is a failure. If you take a novelist
for your hero you are inviting failure. Judith Arkroyd is
let off too easily. But I don't know any book of Dickens's
which gives such a sense of real life as Joseph Vance and
// Never Can Happen /l^a'in. It is rash to predict
longevity for work of our own day — which, in a sense, his
was not— but I know no imaginative prose literature which
has more certitude of it than De Morgan's. Wisdom,
urely, has found her an house there.
Toetic Relativity
I REMEMBER very well being in the shop of the late
Mr. Elkin Mathews — and let me here lament the loss of
so kind a friend of the poets and so true a lover of their
mystery — on some occasion of mine many years ago, and
alone in it except for an attendant clerk, when there entered
to us a tall and serious young man in a brown ulster and
broad-brimmed felt, a portfolio under his arm. He inquired
for Mr, Mathews, not of me but of the attendant who was
hovering near. Mr. Mathews, he was told, was not within
a1 the moment, but — what name should he say ? The
young man immediately drew himself up. Tall by nature,
he seemed now to tower. ' I am a poet ', he said, and took
off his hat. Then he added with savage pride, 'And
what 's more, I am the only poet this year who has made
poetry pay.' Upon that he turned his back upon us, left
the shop, and I saw liim, like great Orion, sloping grandly
to the West, his hat still in his hand. My companion
caught my eye, and (I believe) winked his own. ' Satisfied ! '
he said. ' They are like that.' Yes, they are like that.
The ' sudden glory ' which came upon that youth as he
announced, not his forensic but his incondite self, is the
symptom of a steadier glow, one which I think to be
peculiar to the poetic calling,, and by no means only to those
who do it credit. The servants of the Fine Arts seem
not to know it. I doubt whetlier the architect or the painter
treads the ways of this world as if they were Milky Ways.
POETIC RELATIVITY 39
The novelist may think snugly of himself, and some of
them have excellent reasons ; but those are personal reasons.
His view is likely to be that he ennobles rather than is
ennobled by his profession. He never, so far as my know-
ledge goes, has predicted immortality for himself. The
poet has often done so, and more frequently believed it.
And that belief, or that assertion, may have been entirely
independent of tiie excellence or otherwise of his poetry.
Wordsworth had no more doubt of his poetical than of his
personal immortality, and justly. But Southey had none
either, of his.
' If Gilford could see me by this fireside,' he wrote
to his friend Bedford, ' he would see a man . . . working
hard and getting little — a bare maintenance and hardly
that ; writing poems and history for posterity with his
whole heart and soul ; one daily progressive in learning,
not so learned as he his poor, not so poor as proud ; not
so i)roud as lia]-py. Grosvenor, there is not a lighter-
hearted nor a ha]ipiLr man upon tlie face of this wide
world.'
A letter, surely, none the less gallant, none the less noble,
and none the less sincere for the fallacy upon which it rests.
He wrote poems for posterity, to which posterity has had
nothing to say ; jioems which, it is likely, weie forgotten
before his lionourable and laborious life went out in total
eclipse. They are not so positively bad as merely negli-
gible. No matter. He shrank from no comparison on
their account. .John Rickman found fault with Madoc,
but Southey was not at all iiurt. He even confessed to
1 blemish or two. Tiien he said :
' Having confessed thus much, 1 ought to add, that
the poem is better than you think it . . . compare it
with tiic Odyssey, not the //idd; witii King John or
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Cor'iolaniis, not Macbeth or The Tempest. ... As far
as I can see, with the same eyes wherewith I lead Homer
and Sliakespeare and Milton, it is a good poem and
must live.'
An astounding profession which can throw glory, like
dust, in a man's eyes ! * Must live ', he says, not ' should
live'. And then, Madoc and the Odyssey — alas, my
brother ! But, as Mr. Mathew's young man said, ' They
are like that '.
It follows, I tliink, or it may be inferred at least from
those examples, that the certainty of fame resides in the
pride of the profession of poet, not in the vanity of the
individual. And, after all, is it so soon to be dismissed ?
You never can tell. These are early days to be sure of
Southey, or of Hayley cither. Madoc, or The Triumphs of
Temper may yet revive, Shakespeare, we know, predicted
highly of himself, and happens to have been right. Yet
his fame was a long time on the road. Fuller, in 1670,
included him as a Worthy of Warwickshire, thinking that
in him ' three eminent poets may seem in some sort to be
compounded ' — which is a very guarded judgement. His
three were Martial (but only as having a warlike name, like
Shakespeare), Ovid as ' the most natural and witty of all the
poets ', and Plautus, ' an exact comoedian yet never any
scholar, as our Shakespeare (if alive) would confess himself.
He continues, ' Add to all these that though his genius
generally was jocular and inclining him to festivity, yet he
could (when so disposed) be solemn and serious.' So much
for the author of Lear in 1670. Not extravagant praise.
Fuller did not even know the year of his death ; he left it
blank. Pepys treated him with equal freedom. He
tliought many of his jjjays 'silly' and probably perferred
POETIC RELATIVITY 41
Sir George Etherege. May not such facts as these have
encouraged Hayley, supposing him to have needed encourage-
ment ?
It is not so surprising, then, that the critical faculty is
uncertain in the poets. If you excuse them for being blind
to their own faults, even for believing them to be merits, you
must not expect a more reasonable judgement of the work
of their friends. Landor thouglit Southey sure of an
eternity of fame, while he was much more cool in his
estimate of Wordsworth. But Landor, perhaps, was not
of a critical quality. Gray certainly was. Yet Gray took
an infinity of pains with Mason, took him much more
seriously, for instance, than Collins. And Collins is now
with Gray ; and where is Mason ? Walpole, who detected
Chatterton for a cheat, never did for a poet. He happened
to be both, and as a poet he lives. But one might go on
so forever, and be both right and wrong in drawing conclu-
sions. I feel safe only in saying that a good poet may
know how good he is, but rarely how bad ; and tliat a bad
poet always thinks he is not so bad.
Nor does it in the least matter to his happiness (which is
the great thing, after all) how bad or how good he is.
The sense of vocation, the uplifting, the sting of the oestrus,
the consecration and the dream ; the power, the glory, the
wings, the all-discerning eye ; the pangs of gestation and
birth ; the sympathy, laughter and tears ; the bleeding
heart, soaring head, labouring bosom — all these the worst
poet in the world shares witli the best. Tiicre lies his
reward, whether he makes poetry pay or not. And, as for
the scoffing world, I have a tale about that, none the worse
for being a true one. A friend of mine met a poet one
day in the entry of a clul). I su|)pose, if every one had his
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rights, lie might claim to be the worst poet in England,
if not in Europe. He had in his hand, when my friend
met him, the number of a Review in which, as was
notorious, he had been treated as Apollo treated Marsyas.
' Ah ', said my friend, ' I see that you know the worst '.
The victim struck the offending quire with his free hand.
' That', he said, ' should never have been written.' Thev
are like that.
Th(^ Ibmans
SIR ARTHUR KEITH, a distinguished man of
science, and not the less so for being a man of imagina-
tion, reported the other day at some length upon the skull
of Sir Thomas Browne. His millimetric scale enabled him
to presume Iberian or Mediterranean lineage for the illustrious
doctor, advancing upon which lie oj)ened, very tentatively
(as is the scientific way), a new road of travel for the
explorers of our idiosyncrasy. The line of his argument
would seem to be something of this kind. It is true that
we English, with every other European nation, are of mixed
descent, and that into our production have gone Celtic and
Nordic strains ; but the base, so to speak, of the brew is
Mediterranean ; and it is to that, and its reactions in the
other interbreeding races, that we must look if we desire to
account for the specific quality of the British genius. It
is the rash act of an amateur to enlarge professional nods
and becks, but I hope I do him no wrong.
We know notliing, or almost nothing, of our neolithic
ancestry, but that they were heie, were never extirpated,
and can be traced to-day. We know how they maintained
themselves, sheltered themselves, and buried each other.
We believe them to have been sun-worshippers, skilled in
the courses of the stars ; we think that they were small,
long-headed people, dark of skin, grey in the eye. We can
detect those features easily still in the south-west, more
s])arsely in the south-east, rarely in the midlands. Wc have
no traces left of their sj)eech, unless the root of the word
44 THE IBERIANS
Britain is the root of other race-names like Aquitaine and
Lusitaine, and also an aboriginal root.' That is not much
to go upon ; yet it is all. The rest is postulate or inference.
We put it generally that no race was ever exterminated by
invaders ; and I should like to put it on my own account
that if physical characteristics can persist through many
successive invasions, so must moral characteristics, depending
as they do much upon tradition. Is it possible to over-rate
the persistence of tradition, or too much to say that it can
hardly be distinguished from instinct.'' I would not go so
far as a natural philosopher did the other day, who saw in
the nurse's familiar re])roach, ' You little monkey ', a
recollection of our supposed original, but should not be
afraid to suggest that in custom and locution, in nursery
rhyme and game lie hidden modes of being which can be
traced back to the very roots of our history. The first
things which a child hears its mother say or sing are
precisely those which that mother, herself a child, learned
from hers. And so we can work backwards, as I believe,
to Britons who were here before Stonehenge was, and might
conceivably have seen the last of the glaciers. Tradition
of that sort, lap-lore, would be as certainly derived through
the mother as, it appears, the stature, form, and colouring
of our latter-day peasantry are derived. Tradition, uncon-
scious memory — which now is this ? A country-woman,
writing to me the other day about the troubles of a friend
' The learned Dr. .Sayce has suggested that certain of our
words of unknown or of no etymology — dog, pig, boy, girl, he
gives — are neolithic survivals. In ' structure ', he adds, on
the authority of Professor Breal, ' no comparative philologist
would imagine our language to be Indo-European '. Some one
should compare linglish and Basque in these particulars.
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of hers, said of her, ' She had a good husband too, one that
looked out for her '. Not, observe, ' looked after her '.
' Looked out for her.' I hope it is not too fanciful to trace
that locution back to the pit-dwelling on the hill-top, to the
dyked enclosure and the borstal and the mist-pool !
But when Sir Arthur Keith suggests that we may be
able to account for the quality of Sir Thomas Browne's
genius, and by inference that of other great men of ours, by
his Mediterranean descent, there are difficulties which do
not confront us when we lay to that far lineage the out-
standing moral quality of the peasantry. Aesthetic quality
would not so easily be accounted for by tradition. And it
would be necessary to presume a peasant origin for Sir
Thomas ; for it is a matter of certainty, surely, that while
extirpation did not await our aborigines, two other fates
did — servitude for the men and concubinage for the women.
I don't see how that can be doubted. It is therefore only
in the peasantry that Iberian descent can be certainly pre-
sumed. And even if Sir Thomas was come of a peasant
stock which had gone up in the world, it would be difficult
to prove the same fact of all our poets. Yet it would be
as easy to show a specific aesthetic quality in our literature
as a specific moral quality in our peasantry.
I am the more interested in Sir Arthur's report because
scientific acceptance of the persistence of Iberian quality
affords me reasonable support for the statement which I
made (in a book of serious intention), that the English have
always been, and arc now, in reality two nations, a dominant
conquering race, and a conquered one, which have never
coalesced. I called them then the Norman and the English,
but think now that it would be better to call them the
English and the British. English and Normans, aristocracy
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and middle-class, are by this time one people. The Public
Schools, the Services and the Professions have seen to that.
But the more we know of the peasantry the more separate
they seem to be. Their outlook is different, their moral
habit, temperament, intellectual habit. Race and tradition
will account for it.
Such a state of things is, to me, a matter of great interest.
To live familiarly, as I do, with the possessors of such a
venerable inheritance thrills me. But it has its inconvenient
side. Some friends of mine enjoyed the services of a
valued and charming maid. She had been with them for
many years, had made herself necessary to their comfort,
and seemed as happy to impart as they were to receive it.
Through all the vicissitudes of domestic fortune which
most of us have had to undergo of late she only had remained
constant ; and they had learned to count upon her. Quite
suddenly, then, she said that she must leave. She was
needed at home ; it was urgent. Nothing could stay her,
she must go. And she did. Next day the only two
servants remaining in the house, a man and wife, silently
flitted in the small hours (not without plunder), and the
household was derelict —as I may say, marooned upon its
own hearth. Now the point is that that charming, grace-
ful, resourceful, and apparently faithful girl had known of
the intention of the evil pair, and while she was forbidden
by all the laws of her nation from warning her employers
of it,' was clear in her own mind that she was not piepared
to cope singlehanded with a largeish establishment. So she
had gone, leaving my friends to their fate. The remedy
of the conquered race ! I pointed it out, showed how
interesting it all was, to my friends. But they didn't see it.
The Ballad-touch
7^HE Beggar s Opera itself is a decadent night's enter-
tainment, spiced for jaded appetites, like devilled
bones after a revel ; and the songs in it, which were all
composed for extant airs, are at least as provocative by
their contrast with them as by their accord. Most of the
airs are simple country things, ballads, jigs, rounds, catches,
and so on, soft recorders of homely and material pleasures ;
but most of the lyrics to which they are made to lend them-
selves are of the sophisticated logic of the Restoration,
concerned with sentiment rather than experience, genera-
lities about wonjen and wine and such-like :
If the heart of a man is depress'd with cares,
The mist is dispell'd when a woman appears ;
or
If love the virgin's heart invade,
How like a moth the simple maid
Still ])lays about the flame I —
reflections which certainly commit one to nothing very
definite. Really, it is all belated Charles IL just the thing
for Mr. Pepys, who loved good music and fine women,
but loved thinking about them at least as much as dealing
with them. Knipp would have made a saucy Macheath —
and how Nell Gwynn would have brought down the house
with 'Jicforc the b.irn-door crowing! ' Polly, to be sure,
belongs to a more wholesome tradition. She is new. It
was Polly — in other words, heart — no acquaintance of the
seventeenth century's, which saved The Beggar s Optra
for posterity, as the plays of Dryden and Congreve and
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the rest of them have not been saved. I do not know that
any work of literary art in which heart has not entered has
survived its day. The Beggar s Opera is as good an example
as one could want of that saving grace. Many wittier
plays have been seen on the London boards, and many
more suggestive ; but their glitter and inuendo have not
availed them. What, indeed, of the whole wordy seven-
teenth century has kept the stage but Shakespeare ?
Apart from their music Gay's songs are little worth,
for the simple reason that being of the head rather than
the heart they have nothing worthy to report. General
statements will not make poetry, which must proceed upon
facts, things done or suffered. So it is that the ballad is
the true lyric in the historic sense that to illuminate narra-
tive was the first office of the lyre. Children dancing in a
ring will be near enough for the beginning of lyrical poetry,
whether singing because they were dancing, or the other
way about, doesn't greatly matter. Nonsense words, to
which no one could help mopping and mowing — ' Lillum-
wham, Lillum-wham ', or .laques's 'Ducdam6, ducdamc,
ducdame ' — presently gave way to sense ; and the sense
was narrative because, before men had sentiments they had
experiences, before they thought about things (and long
before they thought about feeling them) they felt them.
Fact was then the main business of life, as it is not now :
fact past, present, or to come. Neither tense nor mood
could impeach narrative ; for as tilings have happened to
us, so they will. So it is that Shakespeare can cast narra-
tive into the imperative, or forecast it into the future :
Take, O take those lips away ....
or
What shall he have that killed the deer.-"
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No doubt but the songs with whicli Shakespeare be-
jewelled his Comedies were fitted to airs ready made. The
learned will know, but I am not myself aware that any of
them have survived. All 's one for that, since they sing
themselves. Counting in the fragments, such as those
heartbreaking snatches of Ophelia's, or those with which
Edgar and the Clown add to the mad humours of the wind-
swept Lear^ there are more than forty of them altogether,
and it is a noteworthy thing that all but two or three are
concerned witii fact. Juno and Ceres in the Masque of
The Tempest promise blessing by and large ; and perhaps
Hymen's song in /is Tou Like It, ' Wedding is great Juno's
crown ', and that gracious interlude, ' Tell me where is
Fancy bred ', which is sung while Bassanio is choosing his
casket, make some approach to the generalizing of expe-
rience. I don't think there are any others which are not
in the narrative vein, or which do not deal with the affairs
of men and maids, flowers and bees and birds, as we find
each other in this our life. The eight songs in The
Tempest turn the play into a fairy opera, and all but one
glorify life as we know it. From the sparkle and salt
s])ray of ' Come unto these yellow sands ' we turn to hear
the passing-bell of ' Full fathom five ', and then — how
like life I — we crash into the rollicking chorus.
The master, the swabber, the boatswain and I ;
and end with ' Where the bee sucks ' ! Heavenly, or rather
earthly entertainment; entertainment for the Earthly Para-
dise. /Is Tou L'tke It has six, if not seven, songs in it ; and
Cymbeline, which is a very rhetorical, diflicult play, of
rough versification and more parentheses to its length tiian
any other, contain<< two of Shakespeare's j)erfect lyrics
— ' Fear no more ', which to my mind has but one equal,
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and ' Hark, hark. ! the lark ', a lovely, fresh thing which
makes the mouth of Cloten golden for the moment. Think
again of The Beggar s Opera in that connexion, and imagine
the kind of aiibade Filch would have made of it :
Press her, caiess her.
With blisses and kisses,
or some such apophthegm of erotic philosophy.
I am comparing small things with great, for in art, per-
fection is the staple by which all must be tested ; but the
truth seems to be, as I have suggested, that you cannot
make good lyrical verse, which will sing, out of generaliza-
tions, erotic or other. I don't mean, of course, that you
cannot fit words to tunes, because Gay did that happily
enough : rather I mean that the singing quality must be in
the content as well as in the words. It is the heart that
must indite the good matter; and far though the cast may
be I believe that we must reacli forward to Burns to find
Shakespeare's equal in song :
O wha my babie-clouts will buy ?
Wha will tent me when I cry ?
Wha will kiss me where I lie ?
The rantin' dog the daddie o't.
That is in a Shakespeare vein, and in a ballad vein, as un-
premeditated and as artless as the song of the chaffinch,
having the irresistible flow, the singing, dancing quality
which can only spring from the wedding of fact and heart.
You get exactly the same touch in the ballad, which is the
expression of the lowliest of us :
The wind doth blow to-night, my love,
A few small dro])S of rain :
I never had but one true love,
In cold grave she was lain.
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How exactly the very grain of that is in Shakespeare !
He is dead and gone, lady,
He is dead and gone ;
At his head a grass-green turf,
At his heels a stone.
And in Burns too : the same matter, the same gush of
sound ; like a bird singing in a brake. And after those
two. Heine. And tliat 's about all.
D 2
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THE old definition of Poetry, that it is a branch of
literature which ' states the facts and rhymes in
places', comes into mind when reflecting upon the evil days
wliich have befallen the Sublime — that high Sublime of
which Longinus discoursed with such sagacity, and Burke
with such a want of it. It is badly blown upon, that ' big
Bow-wow ', as Sir Walter called it. It has a kind of taste
which the Georgian poets cannot away with. The reaction
has been sharp, not to say astringent. For whereas the
Sublime stated too few facts and rhymed in too many
places, now wc have no rhymes at all, and the facts thrown
out with a shovel. To walk through the neo-Georgian page
is to set one longing for the steam-roller upon it, to set one
sighing for the good easy travelling of the 'seventies and
'eighties, when you could glide down quires of Swinburne
or William Morris on rivers of smooth iambics or brisk
tidal freshets of anapaests. Yet it is not to be wondered
at. We have suffered a surfeit of uplifting. The fathers
have eaten sour grapes and the children's teeth are set on
edge. No later ago than the 'nineties there was an Ossianic
revival. Fiona Macleod was the forensic name of a bard
who, in private life, was a gentleman, a burly man of letters,
of wide reading, and a great deal of wit. That he found
a market for his vaporous highland rhetoric can have sur-
prised nobody more than himself; but he found a very
good market indeed, and came in, as they say, on the top
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of it. That is what, even in our day, an ingenious Oriental
has also done ; so true it is that there will always be readers
who demand of literature an anodyne rather than a stimu-
lant. But what proved to be fatal to Fiona Macleod was
her daring the ordeal of the theatre. You may drug your-
self with written words until you fall liappily asleep : on
the stage something must happen. On Fiona's nothing
did until the middle of the second act, and what happened
then was final. I well remember sitting through her play,
mostly in literal, and quite in figurative, darkness. The
auditorium was like night, the stage crepuscular. Keen
blasts of air blew from it ; dim grey shapes flitted moaning
about it, talking of tlie weather and lifting up their arms.
One did not know what else they talked of, unless it
was mythology ; but I remember that they did nothing else.
It seemed that one had been sitting there for weeks before
the end came — and the end was this. In a lull of the
flitting and talk, a distraught old man in a white beard stood
forward and blinked at us. Tlien he smote himself upon
the forehead once or twice, saying, ' Wind, wind, nothing
but wind ! ' and looked very much surprised when the
whole audience rose at him, roaring unquencliable laughter
— which was the end of the jiiay. Against false sublimity
of the kind the neo-Georgians are protesting now with
chunks of ugly and unrelated facts.
The eighteenth century, when it took holil of the Sublime
and ran it hard, was exceedingly unsuiled to deal with any
such thing. Taste, which had been its safest possession,
then deserted it. (Jray, with as cool a judgement in art
as you could have wished for, was much bitten with
Ossian, which to us is so much woolwork; but Gray him-
self had produced sonie warrantable specimens of tiie false
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sublime. There is no difference in kind, only in degree,
between ' The Bard ' and ' The Sisters ', and the vapid
impersonations of Mason, or the 'big Bow-wow' of Sir
Walter Scott. From Gray's time, indeed, until Words-
worth's real sublimity disappeared in a flood of insincere,
frothy stuff which had no purpose in art at all but to produce
— which, whatever it did then, it now does not — a frame
of mind in the reader who, it was believed, could be
moved and uplifted less easily by facts than by qualifications
of them. It would not be untrue to consider the literary
period of 1750-1800 as the reign of the adjective — a reign
whose patli was made smooth and its way straight by the
study of Longinus and the sophistications of Burke. The
Greek had desiderated elevation of tiiought, and believed
it could be induced by inflation of language; Burke saw
the root pf sublimity in terror, and laid it down that ' to
make anything very terrible obscurity seems in general to
be necessary '. He may be excused for taking things as
he found them. You had had fiom Gray :
Now the storm begins to lour,
(Haste, the loom of Hell prepare,)
Iron sleet of arrowy sliower
Hurtles in the darken'd air;
who then invoked —
Mista, black, terrific maid,
and other lath-and-plaster machines of the sort. From
Mason and liis like you had nothing else. Sad stuff —
but if you choose to depend upon adjectives for inducing a
frame of mind, that is what happens to poetry.
It lias been truly said that the adjective is the natuial
enemy of the verb. Of course it is, and of the noun, too :
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since for every noun heightened by a quaHlication you can
show a score bled to death. Not a doubt of" it but the high
Sublime has died .of adjectives. Longinus, I know,
declared that ' vastness and mystery ' ai e concomitants of
sublimity, and his disciples saw no readier way of getting
either than by underscoring the facts with which they dealt.
But let the reader be pleased to observe what troubles in-
volve Gray in the last two lines of the quatrain just quoted
from him : in the lirst of them a bald tautology, since his
qualification of the effect merely forestalls that of the cause ;
in the second, his anticipation of the result of the hurtling
of arrows washes out the value there might have been in
that strong verb. For, obviously, if you state that the air
is already ' darken'd air ', it is not the hurtling which is
going to darken it. It was not, however, Longinus who
went on from his postulate to infer tiiat, since ' vastness
and mystery ' are necessary, therefore ' a ckar idea is a little
idea '. That was Burke, and arrant nonsense it is. What
is extraordinary, though, is that, relying as he did on the
Book of .lob to prove his case, he did not sec how precise
the images in tliat great poem are.
' Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee ? Canst thou
bind tiie unicorn with his band in the furrow ? . . . Canst
thou draw out leviathan with an hook? . . . Will he make
a covenant .with thee ? '
Vastness, yes, and mystery ; sublimity enough : but what
could be clearer? And what adjectives do you find there
to qualify your great facts ? Not one.
It is hardly worth while to remark that literature has no way
of escape from the facts by way of vagueness and mystery,
it may try to tran^^cend the facts, but it cannot esc.ipe them.
You don't escape a thing by jumping over it. Literature
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is an art, and depends upon the facts, because l>ite docs.
But when you seek rather to induce a frame of mind than'
clothe the spirit of fact, it is astonishing liovv Httle fact you
can do with. I remember calling one day, in Florence,
upon the learned and gifted lady who chooses in Literature
to be known as Vernon Lee. I found her in her drawing-
room with a book, half a sheet of note-paper, a pencil, and
a frown. The book was a volume of Swinburne, the half-
sheet was blank, and my friend greatly irritated. She told
me that she had been going through Hertha, intending
to jot down 'the facts' as she went. But there was
notliing to jot. Two things, among others, astonish one
in Swinburne : the small proportion of fact to diction, the
large proportion of adjective to fact.
■ Nevertheless, it does not do to generalize about Litera-
ture. No doubt there is a high Sublime to be reached.
Shakespeare, Milton, and Wordsworth will lift you to it
upon ever-widening circles of splendid imagery. Burke's
notion that you cannot be supremely moved unless you
experience 'delightful horrour' is nonsense. You can be
moved by feeling and sharing the poet's power and mastery.
And that is what happens to us when, on his broad back,
we sweep upwards and sj^rn the stars with our footsoles.
But there is another way of uplifting in which no prepara-
tion or building up of imagery is used at all. Supreme
emotion may be caused by the use of significant fact alone ;
and Longinus, the exponent of the Sublime, was forced to
allow it, though it was against the run of his argument.
There Is a sublimity, he says, which will do ' like a flash
of lightning ' what skill, art, and arrangement may attain
in a treatise, or the use of lofty diction persuade you into
believing. That kind of sublime resides in fact. ' A bare
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idea', he says, ' by itseU, without spoken word, sometimes
excites our admiration because of the greatness of soul
inipHed ', He gives two examjjles from Homer, one being
the silence of Aias in Hades, when Odysseus went down
and saw him there among the dead heroes ; and then a
third, and a very interesting one, from the Pentateuch.
He takes it, he says, ' from the legislator of the Jews, no
ordinary man '. In fact, Moses. ' God said — what? Let
there be light ; and there was light.'
As sublime as you can have — but perfectly unqualified.
If he had searched tiie Scriptures further he would have
found examples of that sort of sublimity in every page.
To say no more of Job, he could have ])aralleled the silence
of Aias, from the Apocalypse. ' And when he had
Oldened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about
the space of half an hour ', — than which, considering all
things, I don't know a more tremendous statement in the
whole range of the Bible.
But Longinus confines himself to epic poetry and rhetoric
for his examples both of the high and elevated, and of the
other sublime. I wish to go lower in tlie scale, and to sug-
gest that in lyric poetry also there is a sublimity discernible
which de]jcnds for its power upon the exact contrary of
the high sublimity ; one which depends uj)on fact alone,
upon plainness of statement and perfect clearness, and wliiiii
would be diminished, would imperil, even lose, its sublimity
by any vagueness or vastness or elevation or inflation of
language. To me the most curious thing about tiiat sort
of sublimity is that the lower you go in tiu- pretensions of
poetry the more of it you get. It is, imleed, the only k'md
of sublimity or uplift which you do get. And it follows,
and is true, tliat the closer the Jioet is to the folk, the
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common people, the less he relies uj)on qualifying adjectives,
and the more upon stark fact. It is partly because of this
lowly origin (for I cannot doubt but that it originated
where we find it most frequently), and partly because of its
innocence of apparatus, that I call this kind of power in
literature the Little Sublime, and seek to distinguish it from
the ' big Bow-wow ' or High Sublime.
One needs go no farther afield than ' The Ancient
Mariner ' to find an example of each kind of sublimity.
Here, firstly, is the High Sublime :
O wedding guest ! this soul hath been
Alone on a wide, wide sea :
So lonely 'twas, that God himself
Scarce seemed there to be.
There is a fine image there, as vague as you please, as '
vague indeed as men's ideas about God are bound to be.
It gets its effect by qualification, by adjective. It is not
enough for the poet, though it might well have been, that
he was alone at sea : he feels bound to tell you more about
the sea, and to tell it you twice ; and then he must attempt
to tell you how much alone he was. But it is a fine image,
all the same. Now, farther on, we have a good examj)le
of the Little Sublime :
O happy living things ! no tongue
Their Beauty might declare :
A spring of love gushed from my heart,
And I blessed them unaware.
Mere statement of what happened : A spring of love gushed
from my heart. You may be moved by both, or by one
more than the other ; but I as a human being declare that
the things which move me most are the things which men
do, not the things which they think. When I read in a
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])oem. just in that ])lace in it (for that is essential), that 'a
spring of love ' gushed from the iieart I feel that Hash of
lightning which Longinus was driven to admit of. No
adjective, no qualification ; any qualification would have
weakened it. Just in that place, after long tension, that
supreme fact has the effect of sublimity upon me. It lifts,
and it moves. I receive ' a sudden glory '.
As I have said, you find such fierce and stabbing simpli-
city chiefly in the folk-poets. Homer is one of them, who-
ever Homer was. The Bible is another, however and by
whomsoever the nanative parts of it were written and com-
piled. I need not enlarge here upon the precision of the
statements there. Fact is all in all. There is neither
heightening nor the need of it. Other poets, not at all of
the folk, and for other reasons, have dejjended upon fact
and i)lain statement ; Dante was one, a very learned hand ;
Chaucer was one, thougii he was a court poet. But the
man of ours whom I have chielly in my mind at the moment
is Sir Thomas Malory ; and that for a i)articular reason.
First, however, consider this:
Lancelot in the Castle of the Saiigreal; ' 80 came he
to the chamber door, and would have entered. And
anon a voice said to him, I'lce, Lancelot, and enter not,
for thou ouglitest not to tio it. And if thou enter
thou shalt foi think it. Then he withdrew him back
right heavy. Then looked he u\> in the midst of the
chamber and saw a table of silver and the holy vessel
covered with red samite, and many angels about it,
whereof one held a c.mdle of wax burning, and the
other held a cross and the ornaments of an altar ; and
before the holy vessel he saw a gooil man clothed as a
piiest. And it seemed he was at the sacring ol the
mass. And it seemed to Lancelot that above the priest's
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hands were three men, whereof the two put the youngest
by likeness between the priest's hands, and so he lift it up
right high and seemed to show it to the people.'
That is naked language, as naked as the Bible, but
as vivid and as beautiful. No folk-speech could have
been less adorned, more unqualified. The reason for
its bareness, and for its use by me in this place,
is resident in the very nature of romance. Romance
looked at life with new eyes and saw everything isolated,
startling, stiange. The only possible way of rendering
that strangeness was to keep the expression as naked as
the thing. Any adjective except its literal equivalent
would have blurred the image. Folk-poets may have relied
upon fact because, to them, it was the most momentous
thing in life. The romance writers valued it because of
its strangeness — a strangeness in which they saw an essen-
tial element of beauty.
But after Malory and the Bible, when Literature found
itself and became more art than instinct, the poets mounted
their high horses. Literature then shared functions with
rhetoric and cookery, sought to persuade, sought to beguile.
You had the rodomontade of Marlowe, the sophisticated,
italianated romance of Spenser ; you had Shakespeare, wlio
could do everything, and had something of everything,
including some of the Little Sublime as well as much of
the Big ; then Milton, who had practically none ; then the
Augustans, who developed the false sublime ; and then
the revival. At the very beginning of tliat revival — before
Burns, before Blake — you find a beautiful example of the
Little Sublime in Lady Ann Lindsay's 'Auld Robin Gray'.
There are two lines in the first stanza of that masterpiece
which are as fine an example as I know of the poetical use
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of fact in poetiy. And yet in themselves they are nothing
at all.
Young Jamie loved me well,
And sought me for his bride.
But saving a crown
He had nothing else beside :
To make the crown a pound,
Young Jamie went to sea ;
And the croivn and the pound
Ihey luere loth for me.
Mentem mortalia tangunt. Those two last lines always
move me. The pathos of the story, the clou of the tragedy
is in so inconsiderable a tiling as that. The whole stanza
is amazingly good narrative, but the ' sudden glory ' comes
at the end. You are let into a cottage interior. A flash
of lightning — and you see into the heart.
Lady Ann caught the art of that levin-stroke (for with
her it was art) from the ballads, which obviously she knew.
Where did Wordsworth get it, except under the urge of
his daemon ? Unfortunately, though he knew how to use
it, and none better, he allowed himself also to abuse it.
Here is a curious case, where he overdoes it, and endangei s
a poem ; and then saves it by a line— one line of the real
thing :
The cock is crowing.
The stream is flowing.
The small birds twitter,
The lake doth glitter,
The green field sleeps in the sun ;
The oldest and youngest
Are at work with the strongest,
The cattle are grazing,
Their heads never raising :
There are forty feeding like one !
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All that is a catalogue, and, to me, perfectly ineffective,
until the last line — the solvent of his brew, which absolutely
does the poet's business. Everything drops into its place.
Really, it is like a penny in a slot which sets all sorts of
machines turning and running about. What was it happened
— I forget— whereupon 'the butcher began to kill the ox, the
ox began to drink the water, the waterbcgan to quench the fire,
the fire began to burn the stick, the stick began to beat the dog,
the dog began to bite the pig' — and the pig to get over the
stile ? The last line of Wordsworth's ' Poem by Brother's
Water' has that effect upon all the others, to my ear.
One should not, Socrates said, lay hands upon one's
father Parmenides, and I don't want to dwell upon what
is undoubtedly true, that Wordsworth ran the use of plain
statement to death. Fact ill-used is worse than none ;
fact out of place will kill a poem dead. Rightly placed,
one fact will make a poem immortal. My last quotation
should have settled that. To Wordsworth, I have no
doubt, fact was never out of place. Yet —
I've measured it from side to side,
'Tis six feet long and three feet wide,
is nothing but annoying to the reader. There are many
worse cases than that, but I am not going to consider them
now. He is a great poet, and may do what he likes for me.
And Crabbe :
Squire Thomas flattered long a wealthy aunt
or
Grave Jonas Kindred, Sibyl Kindred's sire,'
Was six feet high, and looked six inches higher.
' This seems to desire, as it deserved, Rejected Addresses:
John Richard William Alexander Dwyer.
Was footman to Justinian Stubbs, Esquire.
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It didn't matter how grave he was, or how high — but
Crabbe could never see it.
I said a moment ago that the nearer you went to the
people, the more of the Little Sublime you found. I am
sure that is very true. ' Fact is the constant daily concern
of the people who are up against it at every turn. They
don't appreciate quality ; their stock of adjectives is
restricted, and highly conventional. I have often thought
that to hear a good peasant talk is something like listening
to Homer, when it is not almost exactly like hearing the
Bible, as in Scotland it still is. Well, Homer is folk-
poetry, and so is the Bible. The adjectives in each are
either conventional or literal. If Homer calls a wave blue,
it is blue — and when the Bible says. He went forth a lejjcr
as white as snow — there 's no mistake whatever about his
whiteness. The Ballads are just like that, and I shall close
my paper with them.
There are bad ballads as well as good ones ; but the bail
ballads are never false, and consequently not nearly so bad
as bad sublimity — as Collins on the Passions, or Gray on
the Bards. Those things commit the sin against the Holy
(Jhost. Bad ballads, like the Robin Hood set, are merely
stupid. The good ballads are among the most beautiful
things that we possess. Let any one redd the greatest of
all, ' The Wife of Usher's Well '.' That is, as the law-
yers say, my case. I call attention (c/) to the abundance
and significance of plain fact in it ; (/y) to its extraordinary
frugality in the use of adjectival qualification ; (r) to the
magic, or romantic, envelopment which is obtained by the
use of fact alone. It is not possible to get better narrative
tlian that, or the effect of the supernatural with a reater
' Child, p. 168.
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parsimony of means. It is all simple, straightforward rela-
tion until we come to —
It fell about the Martinmass,
When nights are lang and mirk,
The carlin wife's three sons came home,
And their hats were of the birk.
and then and there we are immediately lifted, by no palpable
means, into the supernatural. The toucii ' Their hats were
of the birk ' certifies us. Directly we hear that we know
where we are. Why so, we cannot tell. And this
clinches it :
It neither grew in syke nor ditch,
Nor yet in any sheugli ;
But at the gates of Paradise
That birk grew fair enengh.
Literally it is all done with that. Who can explain it ? Not
I. But what adjectival heightening could enhance it ? None.
You never know where a fact is going to find you out.
It may be in the middle of a poem, as in ' Usher's Well ',
or at the beginning, as in ' The Unquiet Grave ; ' and
there again I don't know why I am moved by it, as I un-
doubtedly am. In that ballad a young man is lamenting
at his girl's grave ; and it begins :
The wind doth blow to-day, my love,
/Ind a fenv small drops of rain :
I never had but one true love,
In cold grave she was lain.
So far as I am concerned, though I can't for the life of me
tell how or why, the first two lines turn that ballad for me
into the thing of beauty and tenderness which I find it to
be; two apparently irrelevant facts about the weather, un-
related to anything which is to follow them. I wish I
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knew ; but all I have to suggest is based by analogy upon
what I believe to be the truth, that certain chords of organ-
music will cause glass windows to ring, and sometimes
will shatter them. So I tiiink it may not be too fanciful to
suppose that certain facts related in their proper place in
a harmony or sequence of facts may have an intimate bear-
ing upon what we are pleased to call the heart-strings.
That happens in life : a thing seen, an emotion voiced may
break us down. A spring of love may gush in the heart,
when that sealed fountain is struck with the right rod.
I can suggest no other reason.
If I were to choose two more ballads to bear witness to
the uplifting power of bare fact, or to the heartrending
power of it, I should choose for the first, 'Thomas
Rymer ',' where the clou to the poet's weird experience lies
in the statement that —
For forty days and forty nights
He wade thro' red blude to the knee ;
And he saw neither sun nor moon,
But heard the roaring of tlie sea. —
])ortents which really make the i)oem ; and for the second,
tlie toucliing plea of I'air Annie when Lord Thomas not
only proposed to play her false, but invited her to minister
to his coming bride.'' So nnu h siie will do for him, she
says. Whereupon he —
But she that welcomes my brisk bride
Maun gang like maiden fair ;
She maun lace on her robe sae jimj)
And braid her yellow hair.
But at the ' jimp ' robe Annie breaks down. Tlv simplicity
of her answer ])ierces the heart.
» Chilfl.p. 64. " Ibid, p. 118.
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But how can I gang maiden-like,
When maiden I am nane ? ^
Have I not born seven sons to thee,
And am with child again ?
So much, then, for the Little Sublime in literature, which
may stir you by a lonely word, or by a concrete image.
It is a simple truth that if in narrative poetry you wisii to
realize a spade, the best tiling you can do is to call it one,
and leave it at that. The revulsion against the ' big Bow-
wow ' which we are in the midst of just now will be wortii
the eccentricity, the frivolity, the ugliness and brutality
which disfigure much present-day poetry, if it lead us
ultimately back to the right use of significant fact. We shall
in time rediscover the illuminating and transfiguring power
of plain statement.
z^nalogy from the Tailor's
WHEN Hcrr Teufclsdrockh's paper bags, contain-
ing the materials for Die Kh'tder, ihr ll^enlen iiml
Werken, were consigned to their editor, it does not appear
that they included all possible branches of his great subject.
There were, in modern phrase, ' avenues ' unexplored, one
of which would certainly have led the philosopher to the
snow-line of Parnassus. For if literature is not the garment
of thought, what on earth can it be ? Who, in these days
at least, will suggest oratory as a tolerable substitute? A
cloak of darkness, a domino, chain-mail, motley, anything
you please in the way of disguise ; but not clothes. If
literature, then, be a department of tailoring, consider
whether there is not a complete analogy between the way
a man wears liis clothes and the style in which he dresses out
his thought. I commend it to a colleague of mine ' who has
recently anatomized this hardy |)erennial, I hojie to the
discharging of iiis bosom — for the stuff is undoubtedly
])erilous.
The best-dressed man in London — if there are men left
in London who still dress — is he whose old clothes look
as if they might be new, and his new as if they were old.
(To achieve this distinction it used to be said by dandies,
that it was essential to have a man-servant of your own
build wlio would not only hot-press your old clothes, but
' J. Middleton Miirry, f/ie Prohlan of .Style. (Oxford
University Tress, I'ju.)
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wear your new before you did.) The ideal which such an
exquisite had always before his eyes was that of one whom
you should pass in the street, and remark, and go your way
remembering, and yet be entirely unaware how he was
dressed, or whether he was dressed or not : an ideal, that
is, of completeness and distinction of personality, without
any local excrescence ; success, in a word, without visible
effort. Observe, however, that though the perfectly-dressed
man was sensibly, (if you like) palpably clothed, there was
nevertheless a something, not himself, not his clothes, but
between them, which made him remarkable. He passed
you by as himself and nobody else, but also as a memorable
man as well as an individual. An emanation, an aura, a
presence distinguished him, you knew not how. As some
women are known by a perfume, and some men by a
white hat or nankeen trousers, so your consummate dandy
is known by his totality. So it is with your stylist in
literature.
That there has ever been a close connexion between
literature and the fashions will not, I think, be disputed.
The same mental process, the same emotional stresses
underlie each mode of expression. You can date a portrait,
you can date a poem, by tlie manner of its presentation.
Is there no Zuccaro apparent in Elizabethan writing ? No
Vandyke in Caroline ? Surely. Do we not read the per-
ruque into Congrcve, the Ramillies into Addison, the
tie-wig into Gray ? But enough of the fashion, with
which style has only so much to do that it keeps a
bowing acquaintance with it, ' neither confounding the
persons nor dividing the substance '. A rough survey of
some particular school of writing, such as the Elizabethan
or .Jacobean, would perhaps decide the hasty student off-
ANALOGY FROM THE TAILOR'S 69
hand that style was universal in those spacious days. It
was not ; but fashion was, from which all writers started,
which few left, which the many — as is their way — overshot in
their exuberance. When Florio went to work on Montaigne,
North on Plutarch, Fenton on Bandello, Chapman on
Homer, each followed the fashion and outwent it. They
were remarkable writers, with tricks which could be caught,
with a manner whicli could be copied. But who could
copy Shakespeare, who so clothed his thought that, though
you could date him by a sequence of six words, you know
that their quality rather makes the sixteenth century than
is made of it ? There is a sense in which Siiakespeare is
an Elizabethan ; yet, as there is no other like him, there
is a sense in which he is only Shakespeare, ' not of an age,
but of all time '. Don't choose a crowning passage, like
Hamlet's ' What a ])iece of work is man ', which you will
only better in Isaiah or Job, but a passage of his journey-
work :
' She did show favour to the youth in your sight only
to exasperate you, to awake your dormouse valour, to
put fire in your heart, and brimstone in your liver. You
should then have accosted her ; and with some excellent
jests, fire-new from the mint, you should have banged
the youth into dumbness.'
Banged the youth into dumbness ! Where else among the
Klizabethans will you find the like of that ? He could, of
couise, out- Florio Florio when he felt like it. He could
be as tiresome as Ben .lonson, as cryptic as Bacon, very
nearly as foolish as Coryat. He could mouth like Marlowe
and make doggerel like Tusser. Much of that was demanded
of him, some of it, I think, amused him in the doing. In
those j)hases of liis wit where he was pleased to write no
70 ANALOGY FROM THE TAILOR'S
better than a Christian or an ordinary man I suppose it
must be owned that he shared our rueful heritage of being
enabled to drop below our best. Even so, he wore his rue
with a difference.
How Sir Thomas Browne wore his plain commonwealth
habit, and how Milton his ; the one with what a quiet grace,
with what a feeling for the distinctive in line and in tone ;
the other how encased in the buckram, liow tormented by
the starch, it were not hard to show. But Milton's prose
forbids quotation, because his sentences are interminable.
The Areopagitica goes on and on, like a goods train lumber-
ing over Shapp ; Urne-Bunall sheds its mournful wisdom
like rose-leaves on the page — elegant'ui quadam propt d'lv'inum.
Sir Thomas wears his pedantry lightly. It encumbers
Milton at every turn. And then, in full Restoration,
Dryden inaugurated a standard of writing which the best
after him have always striven after, the standard of extreme
plainness and ease of expression, with personal distinctions
so subtle as to be unnoticeable except by the a-vviToX. It
is remarkable in Swift and Defoe ; it is in the letters of
Walpole and Cowper ; it is lost alike by Gibbon and
Jolinson ; and in the days of the Regency and the Essayists,
with a likeness among them so strong as to make hazardous
the work of their biographers and bibliographers, it would
have disappeared altogether but for William Cobbett. One
can hardly call Cobbett's a quiet style ; yet it is in the
Swift tradition. It is plain English, and it is Cobbett too ;
not a manner, but a style.
In our days, heirs of the ages as we are, with all that
effort and splendour behind us, the very wealth we enjoy
make style more hard to come by. How can we help being
eclectics ? Yet in whose wardrobe had Kinglake plundered
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to dress out E'dthen ? Of whom was Matthew Arnold tlie
sedulous ape ? With great respect to a recent Literary
Supplement 1 would urge that Carlyle had manner rather
than style, as Emerson, as Meredith. One knows that,
surely, because, such as it was, it ended by hiding their
thought, born though it had been of a struggle to reveal it.
I can recall no cases where style has sprawled into manner ;
but over and over again manner has iiardened into mannerism.
And of the ultra-moderns one sliould siiy something on
this side of discretion. Durst it be hinted that Mr. B — m's
literary vesture is the least in life too drawn-in at the waist,
the sleeves a thought too tight, the trousers, if anything,
with too razor-like an edge ? Or that Mr. C — n's is unduly
decollete ? Or Mr. B — c's too weighty for daily wear ?
Or that Mr. S — y's ? But no : 1 feel sure that the
last-named beau must do as he pleases.
The Root of Toesy
IN the ' Apology ' prefixed to his latest volume ' Mr.
Hardy, certainly the most re\crcd but one of our bards,
complains of criticism — of some specifically, and in more
general terms of some whicli in fact is hardly criticism at
all, but rather an absence of warmth ; not ' glacial judge-
ments ', but a reception which has been respectful but
unenthusiastic. I suppose it would not be possible to set
bounds to the tribute which a poet would receive, as his
due, from the public. If the recent Convention of Genoa
had been held up while Mr. Lloyd George, assisted by
interpreters, read aloud Late Lyrics and Earlier to the
plenipotentiaries and united staff; or if the House of
Commons had adjourned for a day to possess themselves
(say) of some immortal work of my own, I don't know that
either Mr. Hardy or I would have thought it anything out of
the way. As Mr. Mathews' young man said to me upon a
certain occasion, ' They are like that'. But in soberness, and
remembering that, as the tag has it, we can't all do every-
thing, I don't know that, with all the will in the world,
Mr. Hardy's could be described as an endearing Muse.
Nearly all his poetry is elegiac — The Dynasts itself is full
of elegy ; and elegies, from the time of Gray at least, have
been favourites with us. Wistful repining, ' pastoral
melancholy ', are what might be looked for from a nation
at once serious and restrained, pious and patient. But the
tops of the various quills which Mr. Hardy has touched
have not been tender. His melancholy could never be
' Late Lyrics and Earlier, by Tliomas Hardy. Macmillan,
1922.
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called a leucocholy. His elegy is frequently ironic, some-
times sardonic. He hai-ps upon disillusion, has a crow to
pluck with Fate. He is more concerned with the shock of
new loss than recollections of old happiness. He does not,
indeed, allow us to feel sure that he has ever been happy,
ever able to ignore the amari al'tqutd which may have been
lurking for him. He has willingly — I do not at the
moment say wilfully — courted the Ghosts with which any
sensitive man's v;orld may be thronged. He has dwelt much
in the past, not with satisfaction ; and has allowed it to
overshadow his present. The sun, in fact is behind him,
chiefly, as I think, because he has turned it his back. In
reading his poetry, strangely difficult, struggling, as it often
is, with a reticence which is natural to him and a languor
which must be temperamental, one cannot be sure whether
he regrets so much as resents that which moves him to
utterance. Out of the fullness of the heart the lyre should
speak : but of what is Mr. Hardy's heart full ? Or is it
his heart, anyhow, which instructs his lyre? It is perhaps
extraordinary, but I think it is his head, rather. If that
be so it is hojx.-less for him to expect a general or a generous
response to his strains. Dee]) calls unto deep, and heart
to heart, and head to head ; but seldom, I believe, head
to heart. We bend the knee to a mighty intellect, but we
neither fall flat on oui faces nor seize Mr. Hardy and
carry him shoulder high to the Capitol.
His best jjoems are narrative, truly observed, and truly
felt. There 's no doubt about the heart there. ' 'I'he
Trampwoman's Tragedy ', ' The Sunday Morning's
Tragedy ' are piercing ballads, and the former is much
more than that — full of wild air, full of landscaj)e, instinct
with the ethos of the wanderers of our green roads. In
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such poems, and in certain generalized, plangent scenes in
The Dynasts^ Mr. Hardy rises to the height of his power,
which is the height of a great English poet. Few have
attained sflch a height, still fewer have kept there long.
Mr. Hardy has not ; but while he is up he has all our
homage. It is when he allows himself to repine, to
lament lost opportunity, to contrast what was with what is,
apparently to tlieir mutual disadvantage, that, as Dr.
Johnson said of equally futile matter, 'the attention naturally
retires'. And when, as it were, for mere wantonness, the
poet yields to his curious research into the sometimes
shocking contluence of things, the attention does not so
much retire as sharply withdraw itself — as when the pros-
pecting snail fetches up against a brick-and-flint wall.
Certain incongruities which he collected and called Satires
of Circumstance, he may rest assured, fairly revolted the
reader. Of that kind of naughtiness the reception would
be glacial indeed. Incongruity may amuse — as his did
not ; or it may shock — as his did. Yon may call the
peripeteia of the Oedipus both incongruous and shocking :
but it was not ' a sell '. The reader was not ' smoked '.
The reader does not like to be ' smoked '.
Now here, in Late Lyrics ami Earlier, he is smoking
us again, not once but repeatedly. In 'Two Serenades'
a man sings to his mistress, and (next year !) to a new one
(next door!). That is wantonness. In ' I'he Collector
Cleans his Picture ' a iigure emerges under his fingers, as
he supposes, of ' the ranker Venus '. He kisses the fair
similitude and goes on rubbing. Finally he discovers a
hag, pointing with her finger
towards a bosom
Eaten away of a rot from the lusts of a lifetime.
THE ROOT OF POESY 75
A grim morality, treated intellectually rather than emo-
tionally. We should be impressed ; the heart should stand
still for a moment — instead, the gorge rises. It is not
grounded upon emotion. It is an intellectual fantasy. ' The
Woodfire ' will offend many, and gratuitously. A man is
burning on his hearth logs made of the Tree of Calvary,
' with cuts and stains thereon '. Mr. Hardy must allow
me to say that he is too old for such gibes. Let him
remember ' Le Procurateur de Judee '. If the thing must
be done, that is how to do it. Nevertheless, I think that
you shall as well scoff at a man's mother as at his religion.
' Sir Nameless ' is a subject for Ouarles, an apologue
upon Mutability, and perfectly legitimate ; but ' The
Chapel Organist ' is spoiled by being stretched out beyond
the limits of the j)robable into those of the absurd. Many
women have sunk, some have deliberately dipped, into
])rostitution — but not in order to play the organ. Humour
would have kept him from that tumble into bathos. ' The
Whipper-in' is a 'sell', after the order of Satires of
Circumstance. A boy comes home from sea and warms
at the sight, as he thinks, of his father, the Whip, in his red
coat. It is his father's coat, but used now to scare the
crows. His father is dead. 'A Military Appointment'
is of the same stuff. A girl is waiting for hei- lover, ami
another tells her that he will be there, but late. She will
wait all night for him, she says. Then the friend tells her
that he will be there, but to meet someone else : in fact —
he has grown the lover of me ! —
That lover of yours —
And it 's here our meeting i-^ planned to be.'
One cannot cry at that. One smiles- but sourly.
There are others of the sort, and I am sorry for them.
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If Mr. Hardy had felt them, he would have written some
of them differently, and some he would not have written at
all. But we may as well admit — what is indeed sutH-
ciently obvious from his novels — that he can be as perverse
as the best of us, and is perfectly incurable. Very well ;
but then he must not complain of ' glacial judgements ',
You may ' smoke ' some readers all the time, and all
readers some of the time — at least Mr. Hardy can. But
neither Thomas Hardy nor William Shakespeare can
' smoke ' all readers all the time.
Edward
PERHAPS 'Edward 'is alone in folk-minstrelsy — •
I cannot recall another example— in bringing high
tragedy into the market-place. By that I mean that it
handles crime on the great scale, the dreadful ends which
passion may work in a strong character. As a whole the
ballads are sad, but not terrible, and their psychology is
elementary. Life used to be sad, as it still is ; and the
people have always found more relief in tears than in
laughter, more balm. Ballad pathos turns upon intimate,
sometimes sinful, sometimes merely hapless matter : the
jealousy of sisters, the undue pride of brothers, false sweet-
hearts, untimely death, lawless love, and such like. If sin
there be, it is the sin with which we are most acquainted,
that which results from instinct working upon frailty. A
mother kills her unlawful child, a brother loves his sister,
a lover tries his mistress too hard. Or romance comes in,
with startling effect, seldom to hap])y issues. Tamlin is
stolen by the ferlies, the carlin wife's dead sons come
home ; by their hats ' of the birk ' you shall know them.
Tragic pathos is that of 'Lord Randal', where a cruel
lady poisons her lover, who creeps liome to his mother to
die. Or Barbara Allen gibes at her young man on his
death-bed ; or one sister drowns another ; or Lord Thomas
comj)els Fair Annie to minister to liis new wile. Pity,
these things call for, not terror. But • Edward' is terrible,
as terrible as ' Macbeth ', and in its way as powerful. It
is no mere piling of horrors. Nearly everything can bj
78 EDWARD
made out of a dialogue as elliptic as the kommos of a Greek
tragedy, almost as terse as its stichomathy. Yet though it
is peeled down to the bones, it is all there, and can be made
out with attention. I believe that I have followed to their
springs all its implications.
Edward is a young man of rank. He has hawks and
horses, a turrettcd hall. He is established in tiic world,
has a wife and children. Not far off his father and mother
arc living; and he may have been their only child. I
think that can be inferred. A certainty is that, he was on
bad terms with his father, but closely intimate with his
mother. Out of that the tragedy grew, for badly as father
and son may have stood to each other, father and mother
stood worse. Edward's mother hated her husband, justly
or unjustly, reasonably or not, on her son's account or on
her own, there 's no telling now. I am inclined to think
that she desired Edward to inherit — there are hints of that,
which make the matter worse. She made no secret of
her hatred either. Edward knew all about it. Evidently
his mother could never leave it alone. That appears from
the way the sequel works out. Edward knew, cannot but
have known, what she desired ; though it is plain too that
she never told it him in so many words. She made him
aware that her griefs were unendurable ; she made her cause
seem his, made the worse the better reason ; she tarred him
on to quarrel with iiis father. I don't doubt but she
arrar^ged the chance meeting on the heath or in tlie wood.
Now she stands biting her nails at the hall window at
the shutting down of the day, and presently hears the hoofs
of a horse, a muffled knocking on the grass ride. Edward
comes in, stands in the hall door. He does not look at her,
says nothing; but she watches him and is drawn towards him
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in spite of herself. When she is near enough she sees
one thing, and that only. He has a sword in his hand,
which is wet. She must speak now. So the dialogue
begins.
The position is this : the one rag the woman has left
with which to cover her nakedness is that she had never told
Edward to do it. He could not say she had told him.
She had been much too careful, too provident of the rag
which covers her now. Yet now, although she believes he
has done it, she must positively know it. Since he will
say nothing, she must ask him. Not in so many words,
because that would betray her. That would show Edward
what she knows and he (she thinks) does not — that she
had contrived it all ; first put the thing in his mind, then
laid the grounds of quarrel, and arranged the chance meet-
ing. Nevertheless, if he will not tell her she must get at
it somehow ! The wet blade insists. It holds her eyes.
She cannot now think or sjieak of anything else. So she
begins :
Why does your brand so drip with l)lood,
Edward, luiwartl,
And why so sad gang ye O ?
He answers in a dream, never looking at her:
Oh, I have killed my hawk so good,
Mother, mother,
And I had no more than he ( ).
That won't do for her. She had not expected that he
would hold her off" like that. liesides, it is too thin a story.
So she tells him.
Your hawk's blood was never so red,
Edward, Edward,
My dear son, I tell thee O.
8o EDWARD
I believe that he lends himself to her shifts, scoffs at
them, perhaps, in his next evasion :
Oh, I have killed my red-roan steed,
Mother, mother,
That erst was fair and free O.
I judge by his choice of animal, Will that be red enough
for you ? But she must go through with it, and drag him
after :
Your steed was old, and you have mair,
Edward, Edward,
Some other dule you dree O.
The thought of that breaks him. He tells her the truth.
Oh, I have killed my father dear.
Mother, mother,
Oh, I have killed my father dear,
Alas, and woe is me O !
There are limits to what one can do even in self-defence.
She is not going to pretend to Edward that she is shocked
or startled. She knows that she can't carry that off. But
she must find out more about his own feelings — everything
about them if she can ; and especially how they are towards
herself. She makes a wide circuit.
And whatten penance will ye dree for that,
Edward, Edward ?
My dear son, now tell me O.
He will ship oversea, he says. The boat is there wait-
ing. But he stands dazed as before ; neither looks at her,
nor goes to his boat.
He has done her business, and she is free. She need
not care whither he goes, nor how he goes. But there is
more to know yet — one thing which she must know. She
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pursues her roundabout way. He will go oversea ? But
what of his house and lands ? They don't interest
Edward. Let the house fall, he says. But his wife and
children — nothing for them ? Yes, indeed, he will leave
them the best thing he has.
The world's room, let them beg through life,
Mother, mother.
For them no more will 1 see O.
Now she is up against it. After all, lie is her only
child — and it may all have been done for him. So she
risks it.
And what will ye leave to your own mother dear,
Edward, Edward,
My dear son, now tell me O.
Then, as I think, he looks at her for the first time, and
strips her of her rag.
'i^he curse of hell from me shall you bear,
Motlier, mother.
The curse of hell from me shall you bear,
Such counsel you gave me O.
'I'hat is the most tragic of all the ballads, and ])i.r!iaps as
tragic a story as there is in the world.
'o///'^ Well that Ends We IF
IT must have been remarked before, though I cannot
recall it, how prone Shakespeare was to fairy-tale plots
for his comedies, and iiow liable to upset their delicate logic
by the introduction of realism in some part or another,
A Winters Tale is thus endangered by the jealousy of
Leontes, treated with dreadful sincerity ; Shylock over-
weights The Merchant of Venice ; Malvblio is apt to turn
Tiveljth Night into a tragedy ; Measure for Measure is an
outrage to the moral sense ; The Tempest is threatened by
Caliban. A Midsummer Night's Dream and As Tou Like
It are successful throughout because they are fantasy
throughout. If, in fact, you make a fairy boat for your-
self, you may load it with kings and queens of pastoral
Garamant and witches of Atlas, but a Count Cenci will
capsize it. AlTs Well that Ends Well, a comedy not often
performed, but about to be so,' as I have heard, presents
some curious considerations to a close reader. It is an
unpleasant version of a charming original. It is undoubted
Shakespeare, but Shakespeare at his worst. Troilus and
Cressida is more perverse, but finelier written. It is so
well written that one cannot help su])posing that it means
something more than it appears to mean. Nobody need
thinkthat of ^//'j IVtll.
' Giletta of Nerbona cures the King of France of
a fistula and asks of him in marriage Beltramo of Ros-
' It has actually been done since I wrote, at Stratfonl, with
the not surprising result, as I understand, that Parolles and the
comic relief became the main business of the comedy.
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siglione, who, being married to her against his will,
scorns her and goes away to Florence. While he is
there, paying court to a young lady. Giletta, impersonating
her, consorts witii him and wins of him twin sons :
whereupon he is inspired with affection for her and takes
her to wife.'
That is Boccaccio's summary of the ninth novel of the
third day of the Decameron, the source of Shakespeare's
play, and a fair statement of a tale which, if not very much
like life as it is, or was, is ])erfectly agreeable to life as it
might and could be. Giletta, according to Boccaccio, was
not an adventurer in love, but in business — her own and
Nature's. She, a nominal countess, intended to be a real
countess ; she, a nominal wife, intended to be a wife and
mother. Beltramo was equally human. He had not been
prepared to take a surgeon's daugliter to his heart, but
having had lur there unbeknown, when he saw her the
undoubted mother of his sons, he did what gentlemen, and
most parties to commercial marriages, tio : he felt his heart
warmed to her and desired to do her honour. If Shake-
speare had followed Boccaccio more closely than he did he
might have made a better comedy ; but a fair summary of
/Ill's IV til that Ends Well works out like this:
' Helen of Narbonne, having won by a trick the hand
of Bertram Count of Koussillon in marriage, with no
pretensions to his heart, is re])udiatetl by him after the
ceremony. She hears of him jiresently as in I'lorence,
laying siege to a lady of that city ; goes thither herself,
and by a second trick wins the ring off his finger and
a pledge of his |)assion for another ];erson : confronting
him with which, he is content to take her.'
One difference Ix-tween the two plots is exposc-d in this
outline of Shakesj)eare's. Our poet was obliged to insist
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upon the ring because lie could not wait for the twins, or for
even one of them. Another and equally important difference
cannot be so brought out. It lies in this, that Shakespeare
was driven, it would seem, to bring Diana, the Florentine
young lady, into his last act, whereas Boccaccio, having
made his use of her, could leave her snug in Florence with
Giletta's dowry ducats in her pocket. But why it was that,
having his Diana at Roussillon, he should cause her to be
flatly repudiated in insulting terms by his Bertram, and
cause Bertram consequently to be the only hero of a comedy
who was proved a liar and no gentleman in just about two
minutes, is not so easy to account for, except by supposing
that Shakespeare was in a Troilus-and-Cressida mood at
the time, and thought that men were uncommonly like
monkeys. An alternative, and (to my mind) the right one,
is that he was in a What-You-Will mood, for in the last
act of this preposterous play one of those lightning conver-
sions from loathing to love which he had tried in Tivo
Gentlemen of l^erona is made to bring down the curtain.
Each of them, perhaps, comes to the same thing : if Shake-
speare thought that men were like monkeys, it would follow
that he despised his audience. But there is more at stake
in it than literary conscience : a theory of human love is at
stake ; and one of these days a methodical study of Shake-
speare's philosophy of love must be undertaken. One
knows what Homer's was ; one knows what Dante's was.
Each was of its time, and fairly stated. But Shakespeare
was a dramatic, not a narrative, poet. The realism of the
stage made theory stare at you as if it had been covered
with whitewash. Every contour of it was thrown up by
a hard shadow. It was a thing for admiration, for accept-
ance or abhorrence. In Shakespeare it was not constant.
'ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL' 85
but varied from year to year. There is not mucli doubt
what was the matter with it when AITs IVell was put to-
gether.
Nor is there any doubt about Boccaccio's theory of love.
It belonged to his time and nation, to which Dante's also
belonged ; and the one did not exclude the other. It did
not enter Giletta's head to blame Bcltramo for his pursuit
of Diana, nor would it have entered it if Beltramo and she
had been in normal marital relations. At the same time
she did not doubt but that Diana, given a dowry, could be
comfortably provided with an alternative lover. When you
read all that in its Italian-garden setting, and have it told
you in the hard, bright, cogent Italian manner by a man
who is sure in his own mind alike of his facts and jjsy-
chology, it sounds exceedingly reasonable. Observe, for
instance, how Boccaccio deals witii tiie turning-point of his
intrigue. GiletUi in Florence, disguised as a pilgrim, scrapes
acquaintance with Diana's mother and lays open her griefs.
These being symj)athctically received, she goes further.
It is necessary, she says, tliat,she have her liiisbanti's ring,
and also that she bear him a child —
' two things which, so far as I know, no other person
can help me to obtain cxce))t yourself, if that which I
have heard is true, namely that tiie Count my husband
seriously loves your daughter.'
To whom the lady made answer, ' Madonna, wiulher
the Count loves my il.iugiiter or not 1 am unable to tell
you ; he gives every a])j)earance of it at least. But how
can I Ix" of service to you in such a matter, and wiiat do
you desire of me ? '
' Madonna,' re|)lied the Countess, ' I will tell you ;
but in ihe first place I desire to point out what will
follow u])on your serving me. I sec your daughter a
86 'ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL'
lian'dsonie girl of marriageable age, and from what I have
understood, and is indeed apparent, the lack of means to
make a marriage causes you to keep her at home. I
propose, in recompense for the service which you will do '
me, to bestow upon her immediately out of my resources
such a dowry as you may consider suitable for her
honourable settlement.' This jjroposal was pleasing to
the lady who, being of high mind, said nevertheless, ' Tell
me, Madonna, in what way I can go to work for you,
and if it be lawful for me I will willingly do it — after
which you may do as it seems fitting.' Then said the
Countess, ' It will be necessary that you let it be known
to the Count by some trustworthy person of yours that
your daughter is ready to do his ])leasure so soon as she
is sure that he loves her as lie has declared. That, how-
ever, she will never believe until he send her the ring
which he wears on his hand, upon whicli she has heard
that he sets great price. That ring, siiould he send it,
you will give to me. You will then send word to tlie
Count that your daughter will be prepared to do his will ;
you will cause him to come to your house under cover of
the dark ; and secretly, in exchange for your daughter,
you will put me beside him. It may be that God will
give me the grace to conceive, and that then, having his
ring on my finger and his son in my arms, by himself
begotten, I shall recover him, and dwell with him as
wives should with their husbands : of which happiness
you will have been the cause.'
Nothing could be more reasonable than that, given the
time, j)lace, and persons of the dialogue. Not only is it
reasonable, but it is touching. ' It may be that God will
give me the grace to conceive. . . .' That was, is, and
will be the way of it to those among whom Boccaccio
lived, for whom he wrote, of whom he was.
But in AWs Well we are prepared for another state of
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mind. From the opening scene there can be no doubt of
Helena's distemper.
There is no living, none,
If Bertram be away. It were all one
That I should love a bright particular star,
And think to wed it, he is so above me :
In his briglit radiance and collateral light
■ Must I be comforted, not in his sj)here.
Th' ambition in my love thus plagues itself:
The hind that would be mated by the lion
Must die for love. . . .
In that, in her sudden outburst to Parolles, the best speech
in the play :
Not my virginity yet.
There shall your master have a thousand loves,
A mother, and a mistress, and a friend,
A phoenix, captain, and an enemy,
A guide, a goddess, and a sovereign,
A counsellor, a traitress, and a dear:
His humble ambition, pioud humility.
His jarring concord, and his discord dulcet,
His faith, his sweet disaster; with a world
Of pietty, fond, adoptious Christendoms,
That blinking Cupid gossips . . . ;
and in her confession to the Countess, on her knees :
I know I love in vain, strive against hope ;
Yet, in this c.ipiious and intcnible sieve
I still pour in the waters of my love.
And lack not to lose still : tims, Indian-like,
Religious in mine error, I adore
The sun, that looks upon his worshij)per,
But knows of liim no more, . . .
we are to learn that we have a matter of higli passion
before us, a matter of exalted physical stress, sucii as .luliet's
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was, i.uch as Viola's. If we are to allow, which is hard,
tliat it was high enough to justify the tricked marriage, we
must remember that to Shakespeare at a certain stage of
his theory high passion was unsophisticated physical desire,
and sim))ly leave it there. In Viola there are symptoms
that something more transcendent may have been at work,
that there was related to the physical a spiritual need. At
any rate, Helena is his only heroine who has none of the
qualms of maidenhood. Those qualms apart, there is
seldom anything else the matter with his maidens than a
desire, frankly expressed, to be married as summarily and
as completely as possible.
1 pass over the business between the afflicted King and
Helena with the remark that, in Stevenson's phrase about
the resurrection of the Master of Ballantiae, it is ' steep,
sir, steep ! ' in both versions, but that on the whole
Boccaccio carries it off the better, because tiie quicklier.
That is where tlie novelist has a pull. He can skim over
his thin ice, while the dramatist must remain in it, and
risk wef feet, if not drowning. It is in the Florentine
intrigue that Shakespeare varies his original, and for the
worse. To begin with, he was in two minds about it. In
III, V, it is the mother of the courted Diana who has the
idea, or half the idea, of the trick. Hearing of Bertram's
lady as ' the wife of a detesting lord ', and pitying her, she
adds musingly :
This young maid might do her
A shrewd turn, if she pleased.'
" It is just possible that the widow means a ' turn ' for tlie
worse, for ' shrewd ' is generally used in the sense of injury ; but
I cannot imagine that Shakespeare would have thought the fact
worse than the ii.Untion.
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No more is made of it there, and it is forgotten by the poet,
who in III, vii, makes Helena propound it to the widow.
This scene is both short and crude, forty-eight lines all
told. In it, without any preamble, Bertram is made the
stuff of brokeiage. Three thousand crowns are to obtain
his ring and his company. Helena closes with a characteris-
tic tag :
Why then to-night
Let us assay our plot ; whicli, if it speed,
Is wicked meaning in a lawful deed.
And lawful meaning in a lawful act,
Where both not sin, and yet a sinful fact.
It is not possible to deny that Boccaccio puts the better
face upon what is at best an uncomfortable situation, if
only because in his story it was a matter of business and
desire of children, whereas in Shakespeare it was a matter
of love. But Shakespeare is at no pains to explain how or
wiiy Helena could have tiiought Bertram worth having on
such terms. It was necessary that he should have done so
because of the exalted note u])on which he opened her
sorrows. It was not necessary for Boccaccio, who is
therefore able to carry it off. He may not convince us
that it was a reasonable procedure, but he is successful in
jH-'rsuading us that his two ladies thought it was. He does
more. In making Gilctta stress the possibilities of what
Helena, a true Shakes])earian, calls ' the encounter ', he
makes her a human being, and a touching one. Helena
says nothing about the grace of God. All her thought is
possession of the ring, possession by Bertram. She gives
the im])ression of JK-ing all for the fact ; consequently she
is not like a human being, or at least she is not like a
girl in love.
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The end of the play is one of the worst in Shakespeare.
It is worse than that of Tivelfth Nighl, because it is not
condoned by poetry and because none of the characters are
sympathetic ; it is worse than that of Tiuo Gentlemen of
Verona, because that is a frank absuidity, and nobody cares
two straws about anything in it but its being over. Yet in
Boccaccio the end is charming, as this will surely prove :
' When it seemed to her that the time was come, she
took to the road without being known of anybody, and
went to Montpelier, where for a few days she rested,
and inquired here and there whereabouts the Count might
be. Understanding that he would be in Roussillon at
All Saints, and would make great cheer there for ladies
and their cavaliers, tliither she went in her mere pilgrim
garb, as she had been used, and, finding that the company
was assembled in the Count's palace and about to go to
table, without change of dress, with her two children in
her arms, she thrust into the hall, and went about from
man to man until she saw the Count. Throwing herself
at his feet, weeping, she said, " My lord, I am your un-
happy wife, who, to allow you to return to your house,
has been long wandering about the world. I require you,
in the name of God, to keep the pact between us. See
here in my arms, not one son of yours, but two ; see
here your own ring. Now then is the time come when
I should be received by you as your wife, as you have
promised ". Hearing all this, the Count came to himself
and knew the ring, and the children too, so like they
were to him. Nevertheless he said, '" How can this
have come about ? " '
Giletta told her story,
' whereupon the Count, seeing that she had told him the
truth, seeing also her perseverance and her wit, seeing
moreover two such children — to keep the promise he had
made her, and to please his company of knights and
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their ladies, who all besought him to receive and honour
her thereafter as his lawful wife — put away from him his
rooted displeasure, caused her to rise up from her knees,
embraced and kissed her, and acknowledged her for his
lawful wife, and her children for his own.'
And so they went to dinner, and ' lived happily ever after ',
as in fairy tales they always do, no one doubting it. That
I certainly think a j)retty and affecting end to a Griselda
kind of story.
It was altogether too unsophisticated for Shakespeare and
his clients of the playhouse ; and accordingly in AlFs Well
Diana is imported into Roussillon, and man-handled in true
Elizabethan fashion. There is much of the usual equivoque
about maid and no maid ; more than doubts are expressed
about her quality :
This woman's an easy glove, my lord ; she goes off and
on at pleasure.
One knows that there was no preferential treatment for
virginity in the days of tlie Virgin Oueen. What is
extraordinary is that Bertram flatly denies her ; more than
that, he asperses her with insult :
She 's im])udent, my lord,
And was a common gamester in the camj).
That not only puts Bertram finally out of court, but also
makes him ridiculous, since Diana has the means of prov-
ing immediately that he had paid a high price for her
favour. She jjroduces the ring, silences the hero, chills
the audience to the marrow, and finally brings in Helena,
who should surely have produced the ring herself as her
only overt testimony. Notwithstanding that she has to
take tlie ring from Diana and can only affirm that she is
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with child, she is nevertheless instantly accepted. The
King recognizes her :
King. Is't real that I see ?
Hel. No, my good lord ;
'Tis but the shadow of a wife you see;
The name and not the thing,
wliereupon, for no apparent reason at all, Bertram exclaims :
Both, both : O pardon !
and is allowed to ride off on that, and a promise tliat
if she can make him know it clearly, he'll love her dearly,
ever, ever dearly. I wonder if that was good enough for
a Blackfriars audience, and what Pepys would have thought
of it. The turning over of Olivia to Sebastian in Tivelfth
Night is pretty perfunctory, but I don't think there is any-
thing in Shakespeare like the Hat repudiation by the hero
of the woman whom he thought he had loved, and his
immediate promise to love 'ever, ever dearly' the one he
had vowed he never would love. ' What You Will ', indeed !
Hazlitt, who was the boy for an extreme position, and
could never admire a thing heartily unless he thought that
all the world condemned it, begins his study of this play
by saying that it is 'one of the most pleasing of our
author's comedies ' ! It is impossible that he can have
thought so, and he proves that he did not by what he goes
on to say :
' The character of Helen is one of great sweetness and
delicacy. She is placed in circumstances of the most
critical kind, and has to court her husband both as a
virgin and a wife: yet the most scrupulous nicety of
female modesty is not once violated. There is not one
thought or action that ought to bring a blush into her
checks, or that for a moment lessens her in our esteem.'
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One of the most remarkable bits of special pleading to be
found in the works of this remarkable pleader. He con-
cludes by telling us that —
' the poet has dramatized the original novel with great
skill and comic spirit, and has preserved all the beauty
of character and sentiment without improving upon it,
which was impossible.'
The italics are his own.
The plain fact is that Shakespeare took his plots where
he could get them, stuck into them what his present
occasion demanded, and trusted to his vein to pull him
through. When he was in a tight place he rhymed elabo-
rately, as he does here, to get out of it, or let loose a
shower of verbal quips which made sense out of nonsense
or nonsense out of sense, as suited him. He tickled also
the groundlings' ears with equivoque, and went as near to
the bone as he could, if he did not bite into it. Mostly
his luck, if not his genius, saved him. In Measure for
Measure the seriousness of the matter and the beauty of
the verse did his affair. In The Merchant of Femce tJie
moonlight of the last act carries off the moonshine of those
preceding it, but only in retrospect. At the time of hear-
ing we refuse our credence to the caskets, and none of the
sonorous rhetoric can avail. Rhetoric cannot do what
poetry can. A Midsummer Night's Dream, The Tempest,
and /Is Tou Like It are all fairy tales with fairy-tale plots,
and all saved by jnire poetry. But All's IVellXwK'i, hardly
any poetry, and is not treated as the fairy tale it is. There
is rhetoric in if, and I'arolles is a good foretaste of Ancient
Pistol. I'm rhetoric lacks the power ot the wing, which
belongs to jioetry alone.
Byron at his Worst '
IT is possible that everything to the credit or discredit
of a man of Byron's renown should be known by
somebody or other: whether he did or did not sin against
nature with Augusta Leigh ; whether Lady Caroline Lamb
did or did not betray her William ; how far he went in the
seduction of Lady Frances Webster ; what he did or did
not to Mrs. Chaworth Musters. That is possible. To
the generality of us, who are aware, through what has long
been available, how very capable he was of excellence in
all or any of those feats, further knowledge of the kind is
neither exemj)lary nor important. There are men alive at
this day who spend time and pains in adding one more to
the tale of nymphs at Casanova's disposal, or in imputing
such and such an extra odalisque to the Pare aux Cerfs :
so also there are men who give nights and days to proving
that the British are a lost tribe of Israel. To men of that
stamp the first volume of these Letters will be a gold-mine.
I find it wearisome and ignoble to the last degree. Let
us put the case fiatly. Byron, introduced abruptly into
London society in 1812, lost his head, and became for
good and all a posturer, a coxcomb, and worse. In
Lady Melbourne, forty years older than himself, he found
a silly old woman who allowed him to write to her every
day about his disgustful amours, and what is more, answered
' f.ord Byron s Correspondence, edited by John Murray.
Murray, 1922.
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his letters ; a silly old woman and coarse-grained beyond
all credence, seeing that the girl whose heart he used as a
looking-glass was the wife of her son ; seeing that the
woman on whose honour he proposed to ride off was her
niece. Add to all that, that before he had done with
Lady Catherine he had begun with Lady Oxford ; before
he had done with Lady Oxford lie proposed to begin upon
her dauj^hter ; before he had begun tliat he laid himself out
elaborately to entrap Lady Frances Webster ; and while he
was so engaged he was expecting to marry Miss Milbanke.
That is what it comes to : we may as well know where
we are. Every look, whisper, sigh, billet, kiss, in these
intrigues was communicated to Lady Melbourne, who
meantime was doing Pandarns's best to accomplisii the
Seaham marriage. There is much more tliat might be
said, but little that need be said. To any one who knows
what there lias been to know about Byron it is obvious
that he was a coxcomb ; a young man without judgement,
or morals, or truth, or conduct, or manners. There are
things in these letters which prove him to have been a cad,
others which show him as a l)lackguard. All that was
known before ; but I don't think anything quite so
beastly as the tale of Lady 1'' ranees Webster's methodical
seduction can Ik- found out of /wj Liuisons Diiii\^ereuscs.
Still — one knew the kind ot thing, and there is no mnl to
labour it.
I would not be misunderstood. I ilon't set up for a
jirecisian in sexual matters, and am as ready as anybody to
allow for the effects of passion in men and women. But
in these disgusting affairs, on Byron's side at least, there
was no passion at all : nothing but vanity. The chase
amused him, the kill flattered his self-esteem. The
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writhing of the quarry, however prolonged, roused neither
shame nor pity in him. It is quite clear from these new letters
that he continued to experiment upon the miserable Caroline
long after he had lost all healthier taste for her. She,
poor wretch, of whom the truth may best be known in the
knowledge of her idiotic mother, lent herself to every turn
of the knife, betrayed the most exquisite suffering, and
afforded the triumphing male the highest enjoyment he was
fit for. Stab by stab, jerk by jerk, all was retailed to the
old mother-in-law in Whitehall. Such nauseous fare has
not been mine for a long time. If this sort of publicity is
a sequela of fame, then indeed, ' how indigent the great ' !
The second volume is another matter. Although it
exhibits Byron in one of the most discreditable acts of his
life, there are new letters from Shelley in it which do him
infinite honour, make the book, indeed, his rather than
Byron's. For the first time, too, Mary Shelley's letter to
Mrs. Hoppner in her husband's vindication is given in full.
The accusation of Shelley, brought by a discharged nurse-
girl and believed by the Hoppners, was that he had lived
with Clare Clairmont, and that she had borne him a child
in Naples. Hoppner repeated the story to Byron, who
knew the Shelleys intimately and professed to esteem them.
Byron replied :
' The Shiloh (Shelley) story is true, no doubt, though
Elise is but a sort of Queen s evidence. You remember
how eager she was to return to them, and then she goes
away and abuses them. Of the facts, however, there
can be little doubt ; it is just like them. You may be
sure that I keep your counsel.'
Match me that for disloyalty from any one, even from
Elise herself. It is needless to say tliat he did not keep
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Hoppner's counsel, but retailed the story to Shelley.
Shelley told Mary, and Mary wrote a nobly vehement
letter of indignation to Mrs. Hoppner. It is imperfectly
printed in Dowden's book and in Mrs. Marshall's, but
here in full. She sent it to Shelley to be forwarded,
desiring that it should be shown to Byron. ' I wish also
that Lord Byron should see it', she wrote. ' He gave no
credit to the tale, but it is as well that he should see how
entirely fabulous it is.' According to that, Byron had lied
to Shelley, for, as we know, he had thrown them to the
wolves in writing to Ho])i)ner. Mary's letter was found
among Byron's papers after his death, with the seal broken.
The plain inference is that it was never sent on. If it
had been it would not have been sent back — obviously.
If it had been, it would have been answered. But it was
not answered. I cannot think Mr. Edgcumbe makes any
case for Byron in this black business. How should he ?
Shelley himself, in comparison with the cahnt'm lord,
appears as a kind of seraj)h.
'You are now in Italy,' he writes in t8i6; 'you
have perhaps forgotten all tliat my unwelcome anxiety
reminds you of. You contemplate objects that elevate,
inspire, trancjuillize. You communicate the feelings,
which arise out of that contemplation, to mankind ;
perhaps to the men of distant ages. Is there nothing in
the ho])e of being the parent of greatness, and of good-
ness, which is destined j)erhaps to ex])and indefinitely? . . .
What would the human race have been if Homer, or
Shakcs])eare, had never written ? . . . I do not com-
pare you with these, I do not know how great an
intellectual compass you are destined to fill. I only
know that your powers are astonishingly great, anil that
they ought to be exerted to their full extent.'
So he goes on, in a long and serious exhortation. ' It
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98 BYRON AT IIIS WORST
is not that I should counsel you to aspire to fame. The
motive' to your labours ought to be more j)ure and simple. . . .'
Then he suggests an Ej)ic of the French Revolution, ' as
a theme involving pictures of all that is best qualified to
interest and instruct mankind.* Noble and touching words :
one loves him the betterfor his wasted pains. Mr. Saintsbury,
the other day, in a deserved tribute to the beauty of
Shelley's letters, contrived to claim for him, among other
qualities, a sense of humour. Knowing what he did of
Byron, and writing so to him ! No : Shelley had nearly
every good gift. But humour was denied him.
A strange and overwrought letter of 17th January 181 7,
announces Harriet's death. 'The circumstances which
attended this event are of a nature of such awful and appal-
ling horror, that I dare hardly avert [j/V] to them in thought.'
He then explains. ' The sister of whom you have heard
me speak may be truly said (though not in law, yet in fact)
to have murdered her for the sake of her father's money.
Thus did an event which I believed quite indifferent to me,
following in the train of a far severer anguish, communi-
cate a shock to me which I know not how I have survived.'
I don't at all know what that means. What was the event
which he believed indifferent? Harriet's death ? If so,
the ' far severer anguish ' must imply that Harriet, in his
belief, had been unfaithful.' There is no clear evidence of
that, but we know that he believed it. I have seen no
evidence at all of the charge against Eliza Westbrook.
These are matters of real importance, as anything relating
to a man of high passion and extreme sincerity must
' On reconsideiation, I think that the ' severer anguish ' may
have been due to the suicide of Fanny Godwin, on ihe 10th
December 18 16.
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always be. Whatever chips he knocked off the Tables of
Stone, he is never at any time in the same plane with
Byron. Shelley had a moral code and obeyed it, though
it was not that of Sinai, Byron may have had one, but
did not obey it. That is the difference.
But Siielley shines like a star in this book. Byron had
gibed at Keats when he was dead ' for cockneyfying and
Suburbing and versifying Tooke's Pantheon and Lempri^re's
Dictionary '. I don't suppose Shelley had seen tiie letter
which contained those gems of criticism, but he must have
seen something of the kind. He gravely expostulates
that the 'argument' (that Keats would have died anyhow)
' does not reconcile me to the employment of contemptuous
and wounding expressions against a man merely because'
he has written bad \erses ; or, as Keats did, some good
verses in bad taste. Some plants, which require delicacy
in rearing, might biing forth beautiful flowers if ever they
should arrive at maturity.' Then, presently, he goes on
to praise Hyperion. ' The energy and beauty of his
powers seem to disperse the narrow and wretched taste in
which (most unfortunately for the real beauty which they
hide) he had clothed his writings.' J>y and by lie sends
Byron /Idonais.
' Although 1 feel tiie truth of wiiat 1 have alleged
about his '' Hyperion ", and I doubt, if you saw that
particular poem, whether you would not agree with me ;
yet I need not be told that I have been carried too far
by the enthusiasm of the moment ; by my l)iety, anil my
indignation, in panegyric. But if I have erred I console
myself by reflecting that it is in defence of the we.ik
not in conjunction with the powerful. And j)erhaps 1
have erred from the narrow view of considering Keats
rather as he surpasses me in particular, than as he was
inferior to others : so subtle is the principle of self! '
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Subtle indeed, too subtle for his lordship, I doubt. But
said I not well that in such a book as this Shelley appears
as a star —
When only one
Is shining in the sky?
It is proper to say that Byron shows up better as he
draws near his end. Nothing, certainly, became him like
that. He was generous to Mary Shelley involved in
her wreckage. He mortally hurt Hunt's feelings by
treating him as an object of charity. Yet he tuas charitable
to him. And I can agree with Mr. Murray and his
assistants that, when once he had shaken off his Guiccioli
and other Italian parasites, a new tone was observable
in him. He was, for the first time in his life, genuine,
sincere^ and in earnest. What would have been the end
of his career if he had survived Missolonghi it is as idle
to speculate as it would be to consider what he might have
been if he had been decently brought up. ' God made him.
therefore let him pass for a man.'
[
(^Ati z^rmenuui Knighfs
Entertainment
' Let him add a few lines more in regard to the
common people of England : — Suppose a foreigner (or,
as they would call him, an outlandi^hman), whetlier a
Turk or a Jew, should come amongst them, and ciiance
to be affronted by any of their dear countrymen in the
street ; if he should be spirited enough to return the
blow, they would be jjleased, crying out, " Well done ",
and "fair j)lay !" If the foreigner should happen to knock
down, which God forbid, the Englishman, and should
not keep him under, they would say, " Let him get up
again ", preserving justice all the while till the end of the
battle; whereas in all other foreign countries which the
author has observed in his travels, if sucli an affray
should happen, the Lord have mercy upon llie poor
wretch who should affront any one of the natives ; the
whole multitude would rise to crush him under their
feet, as if he were guilty of murder.'
THA'l' very handsome observation was made in 1788
l)y a man who had reason to know wliat lie was
talking about. He was .Iosej)h Emin, or Ameen, a stray
Armenian, who had driffd from I'agdad into India under
stress of iKTsecution, and thence into our port of London,
which turned out to be a prosperous haven for him. Ciod,
who has an eye for the fall of sparrows, kept also within iiis
providence this waif from the Levant, as much of a sparrow
himself as any man can well be : bold, assured, tenacious ;
cheerful in adversity, giving as good as he got, and after
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hardships gallantly borne, dropping into anything he desired,
so far as we could give it liim — all this is true of Emin, as
it is true of most sparrows. Working his way out from
Calcutta before the mast, at something like nineteen years
old ; landed at Woolwich without a friend or a sixpence ;
a porter, a bricklayer's labourer, an errand-boy, a copying-
clerk ; starving more often than not, without a shirt to his
back, he became the friend and client of celebrated persons,
the hero of fashionable ladies, a reputed millionaire (on a
hundred a year); hobnobbed with Frederick the Great, was
patronized by Catherine of Russia ; advised the Prince of
Georgia for his good, levied war on the Shah of Persia,
and, after all that, married, wrote his memoirs in a gigantic
volume, and died in his bed. His book is now edited by
his great-great-granddaughter, and published by Luzac and
Company. It is nearly as big as the London Directory.
You may call him, not intending any offence to his
memory, an amiable parasite. He was undoubtedly both.
Not all parasites are noxious, not all prey upon their kind.
Emin was not rapacious. He attached himself to mankind
because other men had things which he lacked. But he
neither levied nor begged. He stated his needs, and they
were supplied. He was a friendly as well as a bold
creature : very like a si)arrow, indeed. Sparrowhood
shines in his portrait, which Lord Lyttelton had painted
for Hagley. If it had not been for that I would have
dubbed him cock-robin, an equally amiable but a showier
friend of man. Emin was a little man, and a pleasant-
faced but a plain little man. Sparrow all over are his
bright inquiring eyes, with their look of ' Can I venture ?
Surely I may ! ' You see sparrow in his forward, hardy,
pliant lips, as prehensile as any beak ; most of all you see
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it in the Insinuating cock of his friendly little head.
Insinuating indeed ! nobody came amiss to him, from
Sally, 'the beautiful Sally, lately married to a sailoi
who had gone to sea ' — the first of many good angels
of her sex — to Mrs. Montagu, the Queen of the Blues,
to whom he subscribed himself her 'Persian slave';
from Mr. Emir, so called, the Christian bricklayer, who
gave him his first permanent job, to the Duke of Cumber-
land, his ' royal master ' — or one of them. His method
with all classes and both sexes was the same. He said
exactly what he wanted, and left it to you. But he was
a man of courage, a man of his hands. On his voyage
out from Calcutta, a runaway of nineteen, he knocked
a seaman down who had abused him, ' with a single slap
on the left side of the face ' — which, slap or not, according
to his own account was a knock-out. Before that, at
a still earlier age, he had rescued his grandfather from
imprisonment in Ispahan at the hands of a predatory Beg,
by going to the palace and asking for an interview with the
Shah. Direct action was always the line he took with
kings. He interested some court official in his tale, and
the interview was actually arranged. Then arrived the
Beg and his jjrisoner, appealing on their knees against
further j)roceedings. The officer then said to Emin, ' Go,
my brave boy, serve your old grandfather and obtain his
blessing. I see in your countenance that one day you will
become a great man. Then remember what I have told
you.' I think Emin had the makings of a great man, of
a kind, though not of the kind which he aimed to be. He
was, at any rate, a first-class j)arasitc.
He had the right sparrow eye which kncjws infallil)ly
where the chances are. After he had been in London for
104 AN ARMENIAN KNIGHT'S
a year or more, mostly starving, and growing, no doubt,
seedier and seedier as he went on, walking one afternoon
in St. James's Park, he saw there a Mr. Bodley, a lawyer
of the Calcutta Bar whom he knew by sight. Did he
accost Mr. Bodley for news of his father ? He did not.
But Mr. Bodley was accompanied by another person,
' very tall and well made, a stranger to the author ' ; and
after the author had followed the pair up and down
the Mall three or four times, it was ' Mr. Bodley 's noble-
looking companion ' that he presently saluted. ' Accosting
him, he told him that he knew that person.' The stranger,
truly affable, asked him to give the person's name. ' Mr.
Bodley,' says Emin. Asked then why, if he knew
his name, he had not rather adventured him than another,
Emin said, with great address, that Mr. Bodley ' had been
so many years in the East, breathing the air of that
quarter, he feared some rebuking word from him.' Such
a way of putting it at once touched and flattered the
stranger. Emin, shabby as he may have been, was
presented to Mr. Bodley and invited to walk with him and
his friend. He heard news of his father, was pressed for
an account of himself, and perceiving that ' the noble
stranger ' was interested ' thought it proper to open to him
the wounds of his heart.' What these were he does not
tell us. They may have been the desolations of his
countrymen, then as now the victims of Turkish massacre ;
but if he then had any ambition to become the Liberator
of Armenia, he does not say so.
Mr. Bodley presently going home, his 'noble companion'
invited Emin to his lodging, which was ' up two pair of
stairs, at the sign of the Pope's Head, at a bookseller's
shop near the Temple '. The conversation was renewed ;
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Emin had plenty to tell, was sympathetically heard ; then
begged the name of a gentleman wlio treated him with so
much courtesy.
' He very politelyanswered, "Sir, my nameis Edmund
Burke, at your service ; I am a runaway son from a
father, as you are." He then took half a guinea out of
his pocket, presented it to Emin, and said, " Upon my
honour this is what I have at present, please to accept
it.' Emin thanked him, took three guineas and a half
out of his own pocket, and said, " I am worth so much ;
it will not be honest to accept of that ; not because it is
a small sum ; if it were a thousand pounds I would not.
I am not come away from my friends to get money ;
but if you will continue your kind notice towards me,
that is all I want ; and I shall value it more than
a prince's treasure."'
That was well said, and perfectly true. Emin wanted
many things of his friends and patrons, but money was
l»erhaps the last thing that he wanted. He had it, took
It, and spent it — but by no means on himself. Burke, and
his kinsman William Burke in India, proved long and good
friends. At the moment the statesman was invaluable.
He 'always advised him to put his trust in God',
and gave him writings to copy. ' The first was an
Imitation of the late I,ord Bolingbroke's Letter; the
second, the Treatise of Sublinje anti Beautiful.'
His next accpi.iintance came by just such another fortu-
nate chance. Walking up Cheapside, he saw an oriental
and accosted him in 'i'urki'-h. 'He fouml liim to be an
Armenian ; both parties were glad to see each other.*
This man's name was Asataim ; he was a groom, sent
over from Aleppo with an Arab iiorse for the Duke
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of Northumbcihind. He had himself no English and was
at his wits' ends for an interpreter. Emin seemed the
very man — and was so. They returned to Northumberland
House, where Emin stood interpreter between Asataim
and the servants, ' more particularly his Grace's gentleman,
Mr. Bale.' His Grace came by these means to hear
of Emin, and sent Mr. Bale for him.
' He (Emin) said, " Let me go back to put on a clean
shirt and a more decent coat." Mr. Bale said, " My lord
will know a man without iine clothes." Emin consented,
called God in his heart to his assistance, and entered
the library where the duke was standing by the side of
the table. After making his bow and paying respects
due to his greatness, the duke said to him, " The
Armenian groom Asataim does not understand English,
nor is he, with his broken lingua franca, able to make us
understand him. We are at a loss to explain to him
the different marks of horses. Have you seen the
chestnut-coloured Arab that he has brought over ? "
"Yes, my Lord." "Pray, Mr. Emin, what do you
think of it ? Is it a true one ? " " Yes, my lord," said
Emin, "if your lordship will give me a commission,
I give you my word I can procure a better." '
The duke stopped him there with an abrupt, ' Pray,
sir, where is your father ? '
' In Bengal, my lord.'
'What is your reason for choosing to go to Aleppo?'
Emin thereupon told a fib, saying tliat India didn't agree
with him.
It was clever of the Duke to see that Emin was neither
going to Aleppo for the sake of the commission on a horse-
deal nor for his health. He was not : he tells us himself
in a parenthesis that he wished to use that port as a
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jumping-off ground for the mountains of Armenia where,
owing to the death of Nadir Shah, as he understood,
' people were stirring pretty briskly '. It is the first hint
he gives us of what he was driving at. The Duke
dropped the ' horse-story ', as he called it, and asked Emin
point-blank to declare himself.
' " Pray, Mr. Emin, conceal nothing from me. Tell
me the truth, for I see there is some extraordinary thing
in your mind. Conceal nothing from me ; I will upon
my honour stand your friend." Emin talked to him till
one in the morning of " the various misfortunes of his
life, the hardships he had been through, and the adver-
sity which still awaited him in the cause of his country.
It affected his lordship so, that he could not refrain
from shedding tears. To show the feelings of the
human mind, he is now no more, to the great grief of
Emin's bleeding heart." '
I wish I had space for the memoiial which, at the
Duke's request, Emin drew up for his consideration. It
does him great credit, and carries in its simple but romantic
l)liraseology the conviction of its truth. He said that he
came of a family of warriors : ' As long aS I can remember
my own family . . . they have always been soldiers, and
always did remember Christ. Tho' tiiey were torn out of
their country of Armenia by Sliah Abbas and planted
in Hamadan, after their captivity tliey were soldiers still.'
Then, when his father brought him fugitive to Calcutta —
' there I saw the forts of tlie Europeans and the soldiers
exercise . . . and that they were dextrous and jerfect in .ill
things, then I grieved with myself, for my religion and my
country, that we were in sl.ivery and ignorance like .lews,
vagabonds uj)on Earth.' 1 Ic was, we see, an oriental, one
of few, impressed witii Wt-stern mctliods, order and
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discii)linc. ' I resolved I wou'd go to Euroi)e to learn Art
Military and other Sciences to assist that Art; and I was
sure that if I would go into Armenia like an European
officer I may be useful at least in some degree to my
country ; but my father did not listen to me, for God did
not give him understanding in these things.' He relates
liis escape on the Walpole and his subsequent misfortunes ;
then puts forward his proposals. His father, he said, was
well off, and could keep him very easily while he was
studying Arms, if he could once be assured that the
runaway was serious.
' If Governor Davis writes that I have a Great Man
here my Protector, my father who looks upon me as a
person run away and forsaken, will make me an allowance
to learn. If I could clear my own eyes and serve my
country and my religion that is trodden under foot of
Mussulman, I would go thro' all slavery and danger with
a glad heart ; but if I must return after four years'
slavery and misery to the same ignorance without doing
any good it would break my heart, my Lord, in the end.'
Much more to that effect : but it is a good and touching
letter, by whose means the sparrow did indeed find him a nest.
For the Duke of Northumberland became so far the ' Great
Man his Protector ', as to win him the patronage of a
greater — the Duke of Cumberland ; to find him in certain
funds, and to stand for that reputed bottomless English
purse which served Emin even better than ready money.
Introductions, too, he had : dukes and their duchesses, earls
and their countesses; Lady Anson, Lady Sophia Egcrton,
Lord Cathcart, Lord Lyttelton ; best of all, the famous
Mrs. Montagu, to whom his iinest letters are addressed.
He adojitcd her as his Queen, declared himself her
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' Persian slave ', laid on his rahat lahhoiim with a trowel,
and never hesitated to ask for what he wanted. ' Then
if you can make any interest for me to the Duke of
Marlborough by Mr. Medows who is my friend and knows
his Grace very well, to procure me a commission of
Leutenantcy in the Royal Regiment of Artillery of Wool-
wich it will be much better for me, for then I can go to
the King of Prussia at my own charge by the leave of my
general, and I will have no more wailing at Great People's
Door from eight in the morning to four or five in the after-
noon, at last hardly any admittance.' Very much better for
him, no doubt. And he had it. One or other of his new
friends procured him, through the Duke of Cumberland,
the entry at Woolwich, ' a blue uniform and a guinea a
month pocket-money '. Then the Duke went his way to
the wars on tiie Elbe, and forgot Emin. But he did not
know his man. Emin scraped up the money and went
after him. He edged himself into the levee, was seen and
recognized. ' I know you had no money ', said the Duke,
' how then did you manage it ? ' He who gave Emin an
opening gave him all that he wanted.
' Emin said, "May it please your Royal Highness,
while your humlilc servant was not known to you, he was
in a state of misery ; but since he has been honoured
by your j)rotection his heart feels an increase in tiu-
riches of happiness. Should he in your absence be
dashed on the hardest rocks, he is sure milk anil honey
will flow from them under your auspices. He was
assisted ; and he hopes he shall never be in want of
money, but that iiis conduct will gain him the good
ojiinion of the woiKi, and maintain the good-will of
his magnanimous royal protector, whom Heaven pre-
serve.
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That is pretty stiff, as we say ; but Emin calls it a
' short, oriental speech '. It had its effect. A Major
Frcytag was sent for, and
' no sooner was the officer come in than the glorious
Duke took Emin the porter's hand, and putting it into
Major Freytag's, said these very words : " I am some-
how doubtful of this man's courage. As he is so
desirous of seeing service, I charge thee to be very strict,
putting him in the front of every action, and bringing me
word how he behaves himself." Then turning to Emin,
he said, " Go with him ; let me hear a good character
of thee." Here Emin's heart broke the chain of slavery,
and jumped for joy, forgetting all his former distresses ;
when he, who was but a weak sheep before, became
a loose tearing lion.'
We must take his looseness for granted, for beyond assuring
us of his patron's approval earned ' by his wild rapidity in a
whole campaign, in eighteen different skirmishes, and at the
battle of Hastenbeck ', he leaves us in the dark as to why it
was he was given twenty ducats at the end of it all, sent back
to London, and again forgotten by the Duke. No matter :
he had several strings to his bow, and in anticipating
some such fatality had written ' To all the Ladies and
Patronesses of Joseph Emine ' a letter of candid statement
of his further desires and expectations :
' I was in great hopes of serving a Campaign under the
King of Prussia after this, but I find I must give over that
hope, for it is impossible for me to do it with less than
hundred and fifty pounds for year, let me live ever so
near ; for which money I shall never trouble your good-
ness, nor bend any more my neck to the Greatest Prince
in the Universe.'
Again, he had it ! I don't know that Mrs. Montagu
believed everything he told her. She did not, for instance,
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' hope to see him on the Persian throne, or giving laws to
the East.' But she believed a great deal. ' I know ',
she went on ' that he sits on the summit of human virtue.'
Wherever he sat, he sat tight. The King of Prussia was
his immediate objective; he had to wait ayear ormoretoattain
that ; but he attained it ; and writes very amusingly as well as
informingly of the great man, an account which escaped the
careful eye of Carlyle. As usual, Emin had worked his
oracles to good purpose. The Duke of Northumberland
helped him to the Hague; I.ady Anson gave him a letter
to General Yorke ; General Yorke gave him one to a
Mr. Mitchell (afterwards Sir Andrew, K.C.B.), who was the
British Ambassador at Berlin, and on the point of joining
tlie King. Emin, he, and a courier set out in a wagon.
' One morning early, two hours before sunrise, we met
the king on horseback, at the head of his army on
a march ; who no sooner saw the waggon with two
persons in it than he asked Mr. Mitchell in I'Vench, who
was the second person with the courier. The ambas-
sador said to the author, " His majesty asks who you
are?" Emin answered, " I am a man." " What sort
of a man ? " said he. " What is your name ? " '• My
name", he replied, "is Emin: I am an Armenian."
Then the King said, " Is he the man that tlie Duke of
Cumberland jjatronizes .' " Being answeretl in the
affirmative— "Ask him, Mr. Mitchell", said the king,
"if he does not know my orders that a volunteer
is not to be adnn'tted into my army ? " He said to
Mr. Mitchell, " Yes ; but he hoju-s his Majesty when
he graciously considers how many months ( sic] by sea
and land he was come to spill his blood in his most
glorious majesty's service under the hoof of his horse,
lie would have no objection to the boldness of the liberty
taken." His Majesty said, "Ma foi, c'est un brave
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garcon, je souhaite qu'il y fut dix mille hommes dc la
meme disposition que lui." '^
Emin's equipage particularly pleased the King. It
weighed eight pounds, and consisted of half a dozen shirts
and a pair of boots. He was bidden to mount the Ambas-
sador's led horse, and if we are to believe him, rode tete a
iete with the lion of Europe for some nine hours, and so
on for three days or more. It was as hopeful as it could
be. Frederick took to him, and believed in him, relaxed
his rule ; ordered him an allowance of a ducat a day, three
horses, a servant, kitchen furniture. And then — it was
hard — Mr. Mitchell, the English ambassador, having
reported all that, added to it on his own account, that Emin
was to leave immediately he had dined, return to the army
of Prince Ferdinand in Hanover, and stay there. Emin
was cut to the heart, but obeyed. His description of
Frederick is so good that I must afford it here :
' I will do my endeavour to describe the King of
Prussia's person and his way of living. He is no taller
than Emin the Persian, he has a short neck, he has one
of the finest made heads ever I saw in my life, with a
noble forehead ; he wears a false wigg, he has very hand-
some nose. His eyes are grey, sharp and lively, ready
to pearce one through and through. He likes a man that
looks him in the face when he is talking to him. He
is well made everywhere, with a bend back, not stoojjed
at all, like many Europeans. His voice is the sweetest
and clearest I ever heard. He takes a great quantity of
Spanish snuff, from his nose down to the buckles of his
shoes or boots is all j)ainted with that confounded stuff.
His hands are as red as paint, as if he was a painter,
grizy [j-/V] all over. . . . All the satisfaction that I have,
which is great enough, that 1 have seen Caesar alive, nay
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twenty times greater, he is more like King Solomon, for
he rules his nation by wisdom and understanding. . . .'
That was in a letter to his ' Magnanimous Queen of the
East, Glory of the World', Mrs. Montagu, to whom,
after a fruitless campaign in Westphalia, he presently returned,
ready now for his main adventure, and more assistance.
Once more, he collected funds from his friends — the Duke of
Northumb»erland £ 100 a year for three years, Mrs. Montagu
twenty guineas, Lord Lyttelton ten guineas — and with
some of that in hand, and the rest on paper, he wrote a
letter ' To the most splendid, most Christian King
Hcraclius of Georgia and Armenia ', announcing himself
as ready and able to enter into iiis service, and to carry
with him 'men skilful in all things (if you give me en-
couragement) to strengthen and polish your kingdom, like
the kingdoms of Europe.' That was a liberal offer, of
which, however, King Heraclius, probably thinking that the
less his kingdom was polished the more likely it was to put
II]) with himself, took no notice whatever.
It took more than mere inattention to qviench Emin.
He went out to Armenia, via Italy and Alexandrctta,
reached F-rzeroum, and wrote again to Heraclius, wliom he
now discovered to be, not King, but Prince of Georgia,
with a father, the titular king, alive and in Russia. He
addressed it therefore 'To iiis high Mightiness Prince
Heraclius of Georgia, whom God preserve', and called
attention to the dangers which he had successfully encoun-
tered, in s])ite of the great discouragement his lligliness's
silence had caused him. He then reported, with, I must
certainly think, a want of tact,
' part of an instruction from my father in P^engal. . . •
He says that upon condition you will be graciously pleased
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to confer upon me the most singular honour of thinking
me worthy to be made, by the order of the Church of
God, your Highness's son-in-hiw, and will grant a
certificate, signed and sealed by your Highness, and
attested by two bishops or priests, he orders me to repair
to your court ; but if you consent not to this condition,
he, my fither Hoosep, has charged me not to venture
entering your territories,'
I doubt whether, out of a fairy-tale, a young man with
£iOO a year for three years (which was the Duke of
Northumberland's benefaction) has ever sent such a letter
to a reigning prince before — for Heraclius was, in fact,
reigning though his father Tahmurus was alive. The
Archbishop of Tiflis, however, promised to deliver it, and
may have done so. If he did, it is not wonderful that
Emin had no better luck with it than with its forerunner ; but
that did not prevent him from enjoying himself greatly.
'Emin came hither — (Aleppo) — set out in the depth
of winter, went to Armenia, and came back again like
a comet, but did no damage in the world ; for finding
the Armenians equally few in numbers and reduced
thoroughly to slavery, he resolved to go among the
Turcoman clans, wild mountaineers about Antioch and
Scanderoon, and harangue them into a design to take
possession of this city of Alejipo, and then proceed upon
farther exploits.'
Such is the account of a Dr. Patrick Russell to the
Turkey Merchants' Company. ' With immense difficulty
and many expostulations ', he was dissuaded, and sent back
to England. ' If he had not hearkened to us, the con-
sequence of his enterprize would unavoidably have been
fatal to all the Christian subjects in the Ottoman Empire. '
Not a doubt of it, of course. It was very well for Mrs.
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Montagu and the Duke of Northumberland to exalt a
comic-opera hero; but Dr. Russell knew what he was
doing. Emin was a case for Alexandre Dumas, but not
for Christian traders in Turkey, just then.
He was back in England in 1761, and 'stayed in
London about eight months, very busy all the time to find
ways and means for going to Petersburg.' Needless to say he
found both. Lord Bath gave him a letter to our ambassador,
Mr. Jonas Hanway procured him a passport from Prince
Galitzin ; the Duke's benefaction was continued. He
wrote his adieux in a hurry to ' the Queen of the Universe ',
begged her to write to her ' distracted slave ', and off lie
went. In Petersburg he contrived to see and to interest
Tahmurus, father of Heraclius, and so-called King of
Georgia, in so far as a needy and faded exile living on
Russian charity could be interested in anything but money.
The legend which accom]ianicd Emin, that he was backed
by the Duke of Northumberland with a cool million, no
doubt assisted. But Tahmurus, wlio had broken with his
son and heir, not only could not help towards an introduction,
but also very promptly died. At the same time died the
Empress Elizabeth ; so Emin, as he says, ' was left again
fatherless anil motherkss' — which is not very kind to
Mrs. Montagu and the Duke.
But a man like I'lmin took fathers and mothers in his
!itridc, and found a new father in Count Worontzoff, and
the inklings of a mother in the Duchess of Holstein, who
was to become Catherine the Great. With a letter from
Worontzoff to the coy Heraclius he set off in midwinter
again for Moscow and Ai-trakhan ; and there at last he
found his man, to make or mar his foolish fates, as might be.
He was to mar them. Greek had met Greek this time.
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Heraclius was a ]adcd and cunning Oriental, with no illusions
left about his country or himself, too tired to have any at
command for anybody else. Nevertheless, a million is a
million (the legend had preceded Emin), and he was all
smiles until he ascertained — from Emin himself, who
concealed nothing — that the hero was unprovided with
anything more substantial than unlimitless brass, the heart
of a lion, and £ioo a year. That learned, Heraclius saw
but one thing to do — by all means or any means to get rid
of Emin. It was nothing like so easy as it sounded.
Emin sat tight, plotted with Armenians on all hands,
embroiled himself with the Persians, and made things most
uncomfortable for Heraclius. Imprisonment did little ;
Emin went under for a time ; but ladies — ' Armenian
angels' and what not — generally rescued him; and he
bobbed up somewhere at the head of 1200 Turcomans.
I don't suppose any man in Europe before or since his tim.e
made £100 a year go as far as Emin did. However, there
is an end to all things, and Heraclius did at last shake off
his succubus. Emin wandered leisurely back, to Bengal,
picking up a wife and begetting a son or sons upon the way.
There, finally, he sat down to write the Memoirs from
which my extracts are taken. How true they may be 1
have no means of knowing, but if they are as true as they
are voluminous, they must be Gospel. I have seldom
handled a more immense book of Memoirs. You could lay
them for a foundation-stone, or begin to build a bridge with
them. But vastly entertaining. Very little happened ; ■
Emin did nothing but amuse himself at other people's
expense — but that he should have done any of it and
survived it is exceedingly much.
Another sparrow from the East, Mile, AVss€ of Circassia,
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was similarly cared for by a French providence a few years
before we took, charge of our Eniin. But she, you may
say, fell upon her feet, when in the open market of Staniboul
M. d'Argental bought her, a child of four years old.
Emin, on the other hand, had to scramble to his as best
he could, and did not find them till he had sounded many
deeps of distress. She was beautiful and unhappy ; Emin
was as happy as a king, much iiapjiier indeed than Kings
Tahmurus and Heraclius. Mademoiselle wrote charming
letters, and so did Emin. One of his is addressed 'To
the Wisdom of Europe, Sister to the great King of Prussia,
excellent Mrs. Montagu '. Mile. Ai'ssfi did not beat that,
1 believe.
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I DREAMED that I was awaiting some great man or
otl)er in a long, well-appointed room. It was all very
comfortable and rich : Turkey carpet, deep chairs, sea-coal
fire, knee-table, silver ink-pot, flowers, and so on. The
whole of one wall was book-case breast-high, and the
books were mostly folios in ' crimson morocco extra ', as
they say. I think that 1 took the titles for granted, but
one of them, I know, was Dobiizhoffer's Account of the
Ablpones, a work which I have never read, and never shall,
but always had in abhorrence because poor Sara Coleridge
was made to translate it, that Hartley might be sent to
college. Presently, however, I took down a volume which
was as big and looked as hefty as Liddell and Scott ; and
it came away quite light, as if it was hollow — which it was.
Really it was a box to hold papers, and had nothing inside
it but a wire clip. The moral shock of that ' sell ' awoke
me, as often happens in dreams.
From that point I lay awake, thinking about Lamb's
hiblia a-biblla, and ticking off in my idle mind the things
which are readable at odd moments and those which are
unreadable — whence came some curious reflections. Theo-
retically, a fine thing is always readable ; actually, the call
wliich is made upon the reader of a great work makes it
much otherwise. I am not thinking of The Faerie Queeiie.
Tiiat is a serious adventure which comes to a man but
once in his life — and that early. (It came to me at nine
years old !) You can't thereafter ' pick ' in that. But it
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is an odd thing that if I were waiting for somebody in a
library I could take down Dante or Homer, open anywhere
and be occupied ; whereas I would rather sit twiddling my
thumbs than read in Paradise Lost. You seem to need
' the consecration and the poet's dream ' for the one, and
not for the others. Wiiy is that? I think it is because
Dante and Homer have more to say than Milton, and are
consequently less occupied than he with the manner of
saying it. Shakespeare, too, requires an inspiration in his
reader. He will not induce a mood, but must himself be
induced by one. I remember John Addington Symonds
telling me that he had travelled from London to Florence
reading Guicciardini all the way : a marvellous feat of
detachment, considering the growing attractiveness of the
journey and the increasing gravity of the book. I had a
Guicciardini (never read) in a thick, dumpy folio, black
letter and close printing. Talk of ' massy divinity '! Not
Cornelius I Lapide noi- Bellarmine nor the Seraphic
Doctor himself were so massy as that. Each chapter
was a solid paragraph, a block of type without one break
A man who could read that on a journey to Italy could
read Milton on the top of a motor- 'bus.
I could pick up 'rhe Lives of the Poets, and browse
happily upon it ; but then I could read the Life of the
grocer's boy, if it were to be printed. Anybody's life is
interesting, or anybody's letters. But I was once in a
house in tlie Midlands whose smoking-room contained
nothing but the Parish Magazine and a lot of old ' (Juarter-
lics '. I read the Parish Magazine.
Outdated history is mainly unreadable— Robertson and
Hume, for instance. Motley and Prescott survive, because,
so far as I am concerned, they are not outdated. Macaulay
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is good reading still, so Carlyle, so Michelet, though you
need not believe a word they say. But you don't read
them for the facts, rather for the impression which facts
make upon them. 1 could always read Gibbon with
pleasure until a friend bade me notice how nearly every
sentence in him ended with a possessive case. It is
horribly true, and has killed my pleasure in Gibbon. I
only look at him now to find out how true it is. And that
isn't reading at all, but a dreary game, like Patience, Yet
what plums have been pulled out of Gibbon ! FitzGerald
pulled out the best of all — so good that I can't resist it
here and now. It is in a letter to W. F. Pollock :
' His manners were less pure, but his character was
equally amiable with that of his father. Twenty-two
acknowledged Concubines, and a library of 62,000
volumes attested the variety of his inclinations : and from
the productions which he left behind him it appears that
the former as well as the latter were designed for use
rather than ostentation.'
' Let Empires decline to such a tune', says FitzGerald.
Some people have a book by the bed, but I never do.
If I can't sleep in a bed I get out of it, holding that it is
certainly for use rather than ostentation. If I ever did
have a book there it would be of Essays — but not Hazlitt's.
Hazlitt is for youth, which can stand his ill-temper, per-
haps be stimulated by it. 1 don't want stimulus there. I
would have Lamb or a volume of the Taller. Or Bagehot.
Bagehot for the elderly. You can pick him up where you
will and find him good-humoured. He wears common-
sense like a new coat, so glossy and personable it is. And
then Montaigne, a perfect lucky-bag. He is difficult, but
well worth while. If I wished to try the sortes, not of
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Fate but of Conduct,- Montaigne would be my oracle.
Here is a reflection which should have been tound by un-
happy Habbburg or Hohenzollern in 1914: ' C'est le
desjeuner d'un petit ver, que le coeur et la vie d'un grand
et triomphant Empercur '. God knows what the digestion
of that might not have saved us !
The dream- library was all of folios, and so should mine
be if I could afford space for them. Bat 1 would have no
crimson morocco extra. So far as was decent they should
be in their habit as they were born. Who knows what
that was, though ? I came across a most distinguished book
a few years ago, which was in vile raiment, so vile that I
can hardly imagine any one guilty of it but the original
' begetter '. The tale is worth telling for the bang 1 was
able to make of my discovery. I was in the North, on a
Government inquiry, the guest of a fine house which,
beginning as a peel-tower in Edward II 's lime, gradually
grew with the fortunes of its owners until it became the
kind of mansion it now is. The same family had always
had it, and two at least of them were known to have been
bookish i>ersons. My hostess, having pronused me an
insix-'ction of tlie library, took me into the ante-room of it
and left me there while she went for the keys. There
were books there, the overflow of the shelves beyond, and
many odds and ends with them — cartridges, garden-gloves
and baskets, directories, Bradshaws, and things of the kind.
I took down at random a tall old book, b.ire-backed, but
with faded green sides, opened it, then looked quickly for
the title-page and portrait. All were there. When my
hostess returned I threw my bomb. 'It I may suggest
it,' I said, ' I should have this rejjaired and find a place for
it on the shelves. It would easily make the reputation of
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a library by itself.' She looked politely interested. ' Really ?
What have you found ?' 'A book which I believe to be
worth some three thousand pounds.' Then her interest
ceased to be merely polite. 'Good heavens'! she said,
' what can that be ? ' I replied, 'A ilrst-folio Shakespeare.'
That bomb was not a ' dud '. I had no time to examine
the contents of the library, but must make it some day.
The man w!io had bought that Shakespeare had bought
other things. No one knows what may not be there — at
present. Some day I sliall find out.
^Da'ily By cad
IN my country man goeth forth to his labour until the
evening, and goeth forth, too, as often as not at an hour
which, to know it, would urge the townsman to dive more
deeply into his bed. My man will be putting on his boots
at five, if he is a carter, at four, if a cowman. Perhaps, in
the pitchy darkness of midwinter, it is no odds what time
you turn out if it must anyhow be before eight. But the
point is rather that, putting on your boots at four o'clock
in the morning, you won't take them off again till some-
where about six o'clock at night. You need good boots
to stand that for months on end — and good feet ; and it
may well be that you have neither. Everything is against
them : the squelching mud of half the year, the Hints of
springtime laid bare by the winter rains, the chalky dust
and slijipery bents of summer. Corns 1 and you may have
to slide and lurch over the furrows for days together, and
you so lame you cannot cross the lloor without hobbling.
But of all country work known to mc (but known, I con-
fess, from hearsay only) I think the very limit for a man
with bad feet must be the warping of water-meadows on
frosty mornings. Frost-bite has come of that ; chilblains
must needs come of it. Yet it must be gone through with
in the bitter dark, and nobody down here thinks it at all
out of the way.
Well, you will be out of doors at latest by six ; and
before that, if you are a true man, you will have lit the
kitchen fire and made your wife a cuj) of tea— though, if
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she is a true woman, she may forestall you. And all these
things, and a hundred more of such, you will do every day
of the week by the year together for perhaps thirty shil-
lings a week, with wife and children to be fed and found
and taught the virtues out of it ; and no man will hear you
complain, or would understand you if he did. I know
such a man now, a cowman, who cannot count upon one
day's rest in the week, and has not had one for some six
years. Not one clear day off, not one night out of his own
house. The hours, for a cowman, depend upon the milk
trains. My man's milk train in particular calls him up at 4 a.m.
All that, taking the suave mart magna line of reflection,
will be read with pleasure by the townsman, who gets down
to his work, by train or tram, dry-shod and under electric
light, with paper to read and pipe to smoke. What may
induce scorn rather than satisfaction in him will be to learn
that the cowman is happy and contented in his lot, and asks
no better employment. It is not considered so often as
it should be by the combative workman of the town, how
that may be. Yet among the farm-labourers of the better
sort, men, I mean, of settled life and habit, of stake in
a country which withholds them ground of their own in
which to plant it, in spite of pay which is the lowest
of any skilled labourer's, of insanitary, uncomfortable,
and often scandalously inadequate lodging ; of ceaseless,
irremediable toil ; of an absence of outlook which might
well break a young man's heart — the fact is undoubted
that it bleaks none here ; the fact remains that our men
are contented, like their work, and love their moss-grown
hovels under the reeking thatch, just as some heroine of
Mr. Archibald Marshall's loves her many-windowed hall.
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the gallantry of its gardens, its ancestral elms, and the
broad spaces of the park.
How is all that to be explained to the townsman ? In
this manner, and not otherwise, that farm-labour is a Way
of Life as well as a livelihood, and that no man settled in
a way of life which suits him will complain if the amenity
is reckoned as part of the hire. That also is how the
artist, or the poet, looks at the pence-halfpence he wins
for his happy toil. He is cultivating his garden, as Candide
found it wise to do ; and if the price he command for his
vegetables is scanty, he knows that he is all the growing
of them to the good.
That talk of gardens reminds me of another thing which
the farm-labourer may or may not have found out. I,
myself, think that he has, for he is. like all men who
don't get their learning out of other men's books, of an
observant and absorbent habit. Few things of the kind
escape him ; but as for me, I have only recently found
out that the less you liavc of a thing the more you
\alue it, and the more pleasure you have out of it.
Obviously, that is true of ^^uch things as coal and light, of
bread and butter : I fmd it equally so of luxuries anil
amenities like art and horticulture. I believe that the
j)leasure is in an inverse ratio. You have, say, a quarter-
mile of clipped yew hedge ; or topiary work in battalions
of monsters, as at Levens ; or, as I saw it once in Salop,
a chess-board of it set out on black-and-white flagstones :
box on one side, yew on the other, and a canal of clear
water in between, as a Rubicon between the hosts. It
will take three or four gardeners three or four weeks to
clip at Midsummer, and as much in Octolx-r again ; and you
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accept it, if you are Mr. Marshall's heroine, as of the order
of things — in the large, as you accept a fine morning, or
your chief seat at feasts. It does not add specifically to
your store of pleasures. But the cottager will have a
peacock by his front-door, or a duck on her nest, clip it
in odd moments of his day, and take inordinate pride in it,
a pride perennial, a pleasure never stale to the eye. There
is a man in my village who has two clipped yews of
mystical significance and unknown eld. Popularly they
are known as the Open and the Shut Umbrella, though
Mr. Havelock Ellis would read in them another symbolism,
and probably be right. The clipping of such portents is
a serious, and in the case of the columnar one a perilous,
affair. Yet I have never seen a twig out of place. These
things, rightly done, bring their own reward. Men toil
after them, ' as some men toil after virtue '.
It is difficult, likely impossible, to determine how far
the born countryman is susceptible to the beauty of his
surroundings — to the cloud-shadows on the hills, the ripple
in the red wheat, the sun-gleam on coppice and hedgerow,
to the spring's flush of green, or the autumn's fleeting
gold ; yet I know that he does note them, have seen his
eye gleam as he noted them ; and I know too that it is
not possible for one so weather-wise and weather-wary not
to value that which he reads so profoundly and studies
day by day with ever fresh application. Townspeople are
too apt to argue from expression ; but expression is just
what the countryman lacks. A thing is felt, pondered,
stored up : the thouglit lies too deep for tears, or laughter
either ; and certainly is not stuff for minor poetry. ' You
injoy talking about it : I injoy letting it soak in ' : as the
gypsy-woman said to the tourist about the sunset.
The z^nthology in Efiglish^
MANY are called to translate the Greek Anthology,
as tempting and baffling a task as the Odes of
Horace or Songs of Heine; but few are chosen. I
choose for Dr. Leaf who, out of some seven hundred of
the Epigrams which he has turned, now publishes a sub-
stantial selection. I choose for him because he has been
faithful to certain fundamental qualities of his originals
which distinguish them from all the other Greek poetry
that we have, qualities without which a translation would
be nothing, as most translations of them in English verse
precisely are. Mr. Mackail's prose version is a beautiful
thing, perhaps the least in life too ' precious '. No doubt
the Epigrammatists did pick their phrases : they never
had the air of it. Most of our verse renderings are stiff,
many are pompous — both damning faults ; all of them, so
far as I know them all, are in full dress. But Dr. Leaf's
is limpid, lively, easy, pointed, and it keeps to the homeli-
ness of the Greek. That is the supreme excellence of
the Epigrams, that they serve domestic uses, and arc at
once exquisitely suitable, and themselves exquisite. They
arrest in imperishable form most perishable emotion — and
there it is for ever, like frozen breath. Human grief is a
fleeting thing, human love and human piety have the
defects of their origin. As often as not they arc foolish,
ill-directed and ill continued ; but they are always touching
' Utile I'oems from the Creek, hy Waller leaf. Cr.ntil
Richards, 1922.
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when they are truly felt. In the Anthology we have
human nature at its most touching and most ephemeral,
ensphered in perfect beauty. An epitapli for a tame par-
tridge, or a pet dog; for a girl dying on her wedding night ;
for a child still-born. Here, in four lines or less, are the
tears for these hapless ones in a crystal phial. Or a young
man loves a dancing girl, or a poet some pretty creature
of an hour. The fragrance of his tributary garland is
arrested for ever in an elegiac couplet. A fisherman begs
the benevolence of Priapus, a mother-expectant vows to
Lucina, a shepherd to Pan. The very simplicity of the
prayers they breathed can be read here : it is as if they
had been poets themselves. Here is a thing which might
be matched in an English churchyard :
What joy is there of motherhood.
What profit in the womb ?
Better not bear a child than weep
A child's untimely doom.
His mother, I, within this grave
My boy Bianor laid,
The grave that fitlicr the son
Had for his mother made.
And here is a sailor's epitaph :
Full many a league of sea I sailed.
Yet perished here by flame.
In harbour, where the native pines
Were felled to build my frame.
And so the waves that bore me hence
Returned me safe again.
To find the land that gave me birth
More cruel than the main.
The bite in those things is not cynical, though it might
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have been. Just such a thought would be sighed forth
by the peasant as is recorded here with point. I read no
sting in the wit, nor rebelHon against the fact. The
irony in life is recognized — but compare Mr. Hardy's
treatment of it !
It is proper to dwell upon the homeliness of the
Anthology, for that is its peculiar possession. Even when
its poets turned to heroic matter and recorded the dead
of Plataea, or the Spartans at Thermopylae, you have
nothing of the Pindaric sublime, nothing at all of the
lapidary's tragic apparatus. This is Simonides upon
Leonidas' men :
Go, stranger, tell the Spartans that we rest
Hereunder, still obeying their behest —
where the turn is blunt and almost terrible in trt nchancy.
Then this is how he inscribes the lion over the hero's own
tomb :
Of beasts am I, of men was he most brave
Whose bones I guard, bestriding this his grave.
The sharp twist in the argument there is like the tang of
wood-smoke in a cottage parlour; homely wit keeping
rhetoric at a distance.
To quit the sepulchre for the bower is to find the
Epigrammatists at their second best — or even third best,
for next to their piety to the dead come I think their
inscriptions to the Gods. In their amatory epigrams they
are graceful, playful, perfectly at ease, but not very much
in love. They remind me of the post-Elizabethans, to
whom love was rather the food of music — Campion and
Herrick, Waller and Lovelace. Dr. Leaf detects a real
passion in Meleager which I do not. Rather, I think my
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learned friend has Imputed passion to him, a^ in tliis some-
what too eloquent flight :
To our Lady of Suasion pour,
Heliodore !
To Cypris the Queen once more —
Heliodore !
To the Goddess of Gracious Word
Pour me a third —
Heliodore !
Surely that is too eloquent. Meleager, in a couplet, keeps
his head. Wit, felicity, hyperbole, all three are tliere.
But here is an ecstasy. M-q^kv ayav is a sound rule
which I don't think Dr. Leaf has overlooked anywhere
else.
I suppose it must ha\e been noticed before, though I
cannot remember having met with the remark, what a
close affinity theic is between the Greek epigrams and the
little earthenware figures first found at Tanagra in Boeotia.
Both arts are humble, both diminutive, both serve the
dead ; each in its own way is perfect in finish and adapta-
bility to its office. Neither wins the heights or sounds
the dee])s of emotion. Both are the moments' monuments
of a quick-witted, quick-hearted people. The anthologists
record the home-emotions ; so do the image-makeis. You
have girls playing knucklebones or riding pick-a-back, boys
at leap-frog or carrying geese to market, matrons reclining,
or folded in their reedy cloaks; fluttering dancing-girls,
flute-players, and what not. It seems that they were toys,
these cliarming things, made of a clay so friable as to
break at a careless touch. Their perfection of art is exactly
comparable to what you find in the epigrams, made like
them to serve a moment's feeling. Nature works like
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that, making flowers by the thousand million in every
pasture — things more lovely than love itself, to be the cud
of cows or squelched in the mud by their horny hooves.
Dr. Leaf puts stress in his preface on the greater
conciseness of English over Greek, a conciseness 1 think
more apparent than real. We are more monosyllabic than
the Greeks were, but our words don't mean so much as
theirs could ; and the fact has to be faced that no such
collection of little poems as tlie Greek Anthology could
be made from our liteiature. Sonnets galore — but we run
to length, and seldom achieve terseness but at the cost of
beauty. Consequently the epigram, with us, has confmed
itself to wit :
Ward has no heart they say, but I deny it :
He has a heart, and gets his speeches by it ;
•or the Anonymous on Bishop Coplestone, wiio wrote
Ward's Life :
Than the first martyr Stephen's fate
A harder must be owned.
That poor young man was stoned to death,
But Ward's been Coplestoned.
Sucli things, however, we derive from the Latin.
Landor wrote one perfect epigram in English, exactly
in the Greek manner — ' Rose Aylmer ' ; his epitaph on
himself — ' Nature I served ' — is not in the vein. It is
too insolent, and lacks pity. Landor could wag his fore-
finger at Fate. Simonides never did. So the famous
' Underneath this sable hearse ' is more Latin than Greek
in its magniloquence, while Carew's lines on Lady Mary
Villiers are the real thing, and Herrick's ' Here she lies a
pretty bud ' as nearly so as_ Herrick could ever be. He
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repeated, but did not better that for another child. Here
is the best of all, after ' Rose Aylmer ' :
May ! be thou never braced with birds that sing,
Nor Flora's pride !
In thee all flowers and roses spring,
Mine only died.
1 have just tried Cowper, whose epitaph on one of iiis
hares, and another on Lady Throckmorton's bullfinch
promised well. But they are wordy to excess. I must
conclude them with one on a little dog, which is in the
Greek vein : i
Scorn not this grave, nor pinch of dust
It covers, nor the tears she shed,
Who buried heie both love and trust —
Things to make fragrant any dead.
Noses in the oytir^
MR. STRACHEY, a vigorous reviewer in the
Macaulay-£f//«^«r^/' Revieiv tradition, has so far
shown himself such a censorious critic that one has
despaired of his comfort. It has been therefore a relief
to discover that there arc at least two persons in History
whose works and days he can unreservedly admire. It
does seem from his essays collected in Books and Charac-
ters that he has been able to hit it off with Sir Thomas
Browne and Racine, though even there some harsh fate —
like the Scythian Artemis at Aulis which compelled the
Argives to sacrifice a virgin before the ilcct could sail —
has made it necessary for him to rend two of his con-
temjjoraries before he can really enjoy himself. So he
burns incense before Sir Thomas standing upon the
jirostratc form of Mr. Gosse, and wades to the altar of
Racine through the Ivapu. ftixn/ni'Ta of Mr. John Bailey.
Mr. Go^se can take care of himself, and of Mr. Strachey
too ; but Mr. Bailey has been made a vicarious sacrifice ;
he is to carry on his back the bad taste of the llnglish
people — mine, yours, and that of the rest of us. I'"or he,
it seems, does not rate Kacine very highly, places hini,
' not without contumely, among the second rank of writers ',
whereas Mr. Strathey, on the contrary, puts him as high
as one can go, and thinks Mr. Bailey's 'the average
English view of the matter ', which he tiun j)rocecds to
' /foois and Characters, by lylton Str.ncljcy. Cliatlo and
Winchis, \ij2i.
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show is by no nieins his own. This is high-snilFing
criticism indeed, and can hardly be more exactly character-
ized than in Mr. Strachey's closing words on Lady Hester
Stanhope, where he says that she lay back, ' inexplicable,
grand, preposterous, with her nose in the air '. So, it
seems to me, does Mr. Strachey lie back in his superb
disdainful ease, having thrown Mr. Bailey into a corner of
the room. Well, ])erhaps that is a little too sublime. It
sent me back to Racine, at any rate, and will in due
course send me on to Mr. Bailey, whose statement of the
average English view I have not yet seen : meantime, as
I dcn't suppose him likely to be more of an average
Englislmian than I am, I feel inclined to put down what
has occurred to me on renewing, and bettering, the bowing
acquaintance with Racine which I had before. The play
in particular shall be Andromaque, though Bajazet, Britan-
nicus, and Athalie equally invite me.
There is much to say o^ Andromaque which Mr. Strachey
has not said ; but before that I think there is one comment
to be made on what he has said. It is singular to find him
|)raising Racine for the very things which he blames in
Voltaire. It was Voltaire's misfortune, he tells us,
' tn be for ever clogged by a tradition of decorous
restraint ; so that the effect of his plays is as anomalous
as would be — let us say — that of a shilling shocker
written by Miss Yonge. His heroines go mad in
epigrams, while his heroes commit murders in inversions.
Amid the hurly-burly of artificiality, it was all his
cleverness could do to keep its iiead to the wind ; and
he was only able to keep afloat by throwing overboard
liis humour.'
That is, probably, Mr. Bailey's view of Racine ; and
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certainly all these griefs could be exhibited against the
greater poet. If Mr. Strachey had subjected Anclromaque
to the sub-ironic analysis whicii Al-zlre undergoes at his
hands, very much the same sorry effect would have been
produced. You could extenuate Hamlet, Job, (Ed'ipus on
those terms, if it were worth your while. It is, of course,
plain that ' decorous restraint ' hampers Racine at every
turn. It hampers him, but is at the same time his strength.
That is true of all poetic form whatever. Channel your
emotion deep enough, it will flow with the greater force.
Hence the Sonnet, the Rime Royal, the Sestina, and the
rest. Deep enough ; but not so deep that, for the majority
of your hearers, it should practically run underground.
That is probably what Mr. Bailey fmds, certainly what I and
the ' average English taste ' find, in Racine. Tiie declama-
tion carries the emotion over our heads, or under our feet
— it doesn't matter which.
That may be attacked from another side. It may be
said that the average English taste is unable to accept a
merely rhetorical ex])ression of passion. Verbal eloquence,
verbal felicity, can do much, but not all. There comes a
moment when Othello must use the pillow, or Polonius
be run through the body. As we see the thing, action is
the ultimate eloc|ue dicousu if the essayist pleases, and
as Montaigne certainly did — that is, if himself is so. It
is better thus, for the general, than that it siiould In-
crabbed, though i)ersonally 1 like close writing. It may,
140 MONTAIGNE
indeed, be both crabbed and desultory ; and that was
Montaigne's way ; for however much he might meander
he had a serried mind and massed himself upon his points
as they turned up. That was by no means in any orderly
sequence, as he proves abundantly by thrusting his ten-
derest reminiscences of his father into his Essay De
rVvrongnerie, with which the worthy man had nothing at
all to do. He slips into them by exclaiming, ' C'est
merveille des contes que j'ay ouy faire a mon pere de la
chastete de son siecle', and breaks them off abruptly with,
' Revenons a nos bouteilles '. That is so desultory as to
be casual ; yet the simplicity of handling rids it of offence.
He adored his father. The occasion of his writing Essays
may account for the form which they took. He began by
making extracts from the Classics into a commonplace
book. Thereafter, when a subject occurred to him, he
looked through his notes, picked his quotations, and there,
practically, you were. He picked too many, and used
them all. Some of his early essays merely strung them
together like beads. But he set the fashion which did not
forsake us till the other day (and then for a very good
reason) and became a quarry for his disciples, as Burton of
the Anatomy also became. Men went to Montaigne, not to
follow out his vagaries but to stimulate their own. As
he grew more into the work he was doing he improved
vastly upon his first attempts. He kept closer to life,
dealt less in general ideas. His citations then had point,
by ceasing to be the only point. He is at his highest in
his third Book, as in ' Sur des Vers de Virgile ', and
' Du Repentir ', and very nearly as good in the twelfth
essay of the second Book : ' Apologie de Raimond de
Sebonde '. In eacli of those three he has a subject close
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to his heart — Love, Himself, Mankind. There, having
something better to do, he makes the classics fetch and
carry for him. Nobody who desires to know to what
point detachment can be carried without ceasing to be
human can afford to neglect the ' Apologie '. It is the
best alterative conceivable for what ills an excessive use
of Gulliver s Travels may have induced in the reader.
' .I'ay veu en mon tom])s cent artisans, cent laboureurs, plus
sages et plus heureux que des Rectcurs de I'Universitd.'
And again, ' La pcste do I'homme c'est I'opinion de
S9avoir.' And once more, ' Notre bien-estre, ce n' est que
la privation d' estre mal. Voyl<^ pourquoy la secte de
philosophic qui a le plus faict valoir la volupte encore a-elle
rang^e i la seule indolence.' The last is a paradox which
I don't admit, except as a masterly reduction of facts to an
absurdity. As you read you can see the frosty old eyelids
glimmering over it.
With those and certain other exceptions, I don't ])retcnd
to idolatrous admiration of Montaigne. 1 will play with
anybody at anything up and down the world, but must
know what game it is we are playing. Montaigne does
not. There never was a man who cared less for sum-m-
ject and om-m-ject. Though he prefers to handle general
notions, he takes them by the handful at a tinu- ; .mil I
don't believe you will find a core of idea in an essay of his.
Sometimes he will intentl for one anil never reach it.
There is an essay ol good length in the Second Book
called ' Coustume de lisle de Cea *, in which there is not
a word cither of the island or the custom, whatever it was.
He had not reached them, I suppose, by the time he was
tired. One in the Third Book, ' Des Coches ', o])ens
with a discussion of the habit of blessing the sneezer — a
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pretty oblique attack. But one does not go to Montaigne
to find a theme stated, or disquisition festooned about a
peg. He is one to be opened at liazard ; a good man for
the sortes. You will find wisdom on every page : 'Le prix
de I'ame ne consiste pas a aller haut, mais ordonnemcnt.
Sa grandeur ne s'exerce j)ar de la grandeur, c'est en la
ni6diocrite ; ' many a sharp sentence : ' Nos folies ne me
font pas rire; c'est nos sapiences'; a pungency, a salt;
but you will seldom be touched either to laughter or tears ;
and for a kindly old man, as he surely was, he is curiously
without charm. He had friends — he tells us so ; but
they were few, and in general he held men at arm's length.
' La froideur de ma conversation m'a desrobe avec raison
la bienvaillance de plusieurs.' How many friends has he
made since his death ? Think of him beside Burton, Sir
Thomas Browne, Charles Lamb. If the whole of his book
had been as the last half of it we might have had a different
feeling towards him. If his heart had gone in, ours might
have gone out. His writing mellows as it goes on, as no
doubt he did himself. Whether it tells us anything is
another matter.
With this key
Shakespeare unlocked his heart ....
that is, with the sonnet. Can that be said of Montaigne
and the Essay ? If the essayist is not personal he is nought,
and may as well class himself pamphleteer at once.
Personal they have been, one and all, importing their egos
into any argument whatsoever, allowing no other staple,
considering no appeals. Except lyric poetry, I suppose
there is no such fun in the world, given the knack, as essay-
writing. You write of what you know best and love best.
' Son plus laborieux et principal estude c'est s'estudier soy ',
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Montaigne reported of his own wit. That is by no means
to say that he publishes all his discoveries. Other things
besides interest go into the study. Vanity goes in ;
prejudice is never out. Humility may be under the table,
and modesty have her back to the wall. When you read
Montaigne upon le Repentir you may think he has told
you everything, so much has he the air of having discharged
his bosom. Analyse the essay and you will find that he
has indeed been frank about his tower, cliamber, library,
and basse-cour, but singularly discreet about himself and his
own plenishings. A word or two of his habits — eating,
drinking, sleeping : nothing else, and nothing that matters.
After studying the subject for forty years, that is not all
he had learned. It is what he has thought fit to tell,
and I don't think that either modesty or humility IhIcI his
hand.
For that apparent candour and real secretiveness, I
conclude, and not because he was perfectly calm about the
St. Bartholomew and the like of that, Michelet could not
find a good word to say for him. Certainly, if a man is
writing the History of I'rancc he may be pardoned for losing
patience with a man or with mankind. Man as he ought
not to be was good enough for Montaigne, wiiose historical
researches went no further than the fall of the Roman
Empire, and could not have discovered him much about tlie
French one even if he had been concerned about it. No
doubt also that he took more interest in Man than in men.
He was ever a solitary. He mentions the Wars of Religion
rarely, and mostly as a bore. He reports that he has seen
men burnt for religion's sake — ' ces pauvrcs gens' — and
has remarked tiieir wild devotions in the mid^t of the fire.
By such exercises, he deems, they kept the faith, or rather
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they gave It new direction ; which, he goes on, snys nnicli
for their piety, little for their constancy. He is woundily
right, as usual, but it is a hard saying. There are not many
more references to passing events : the Execution of
Mary Stuart is one, and no reprobation for it. He calls
Fran9ois II, lier first husband, the greatest king in
Christendom, which is a compliment probably to the realm
rather than to the little monarch. As for his own beliefs,
he professed himself a Catholic, and purposed to live and
die in that persuasion — as in fact he did. For all that
appears he was what we call a deist. The Paternoster was
enough prayer for hmi ; but there is as little about the
Saviour in the Essais as there is in hycidas^ nothing of
the Madonna, nothing of the hierarchies except a good
story of an old woman who was found with two tapers
alight before the altar of St. Michael, one for him and one
for the dragon. I think Montaigne burnt his candles in
duplicate too. He was, and professed to be, the man of
common sense, the average concupiscent male who had
contrived to temj)er a])petite by maintaining an accurate view
of the consequences of indulgence. He positively declined
to regret anything he had done. ' Si j'avois a revivre, je
revivrais comme j'ay vescu.' That is the saying of a very
sincere or very foolish man. Myself, I believe him.
I have been led away from the Essa'is to consider tiie
Essayist, a vain exercise if I am right in thinking that he
purposely spun himself out of sight in them. No matter
for that : he has done his work, done it so well that from
his day to our own the form has persisted without any
material change. If one had to define the Essay it would
be as the written, after-dinner monologue of a well-read,
well-satisfied man of, at least, five-and-forty. Years don't
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mattt-r : the spirit of years matters very much. You must
be mature enougli to pontificate and wise enough to do it
tactfully. You must not be long, you should not be
difficult ; you may be discursive, but not abrupt. You may
eschew eloquence and outrageous fun ; you should subserve
the chuckle. You may bedew the eyes, not drown them.
You may not take sides, nor improve the occasion. Your
teaching must be by the way. ' .le n'cnseigne point,'
Montaigne says, ' je raconte '. You will be allusive, of
course — all full men are so ; and you will quote freely,
often inaccurately. Anecdote should be your salt, but 1
don't think quotation should be your j)epper.
It was Montaigne's undoubtedly, and, like his anecdotes,
almost entirely of one people and language. It was very
well for his auditory of the moment which, with him, spoke
Latin at least as well as French — he himself spoke it better.
But that implacable people, the Romans, have leceded far
from us. Neither Troy nor Rome stands where it did.
Our essayists have since discovered other nations. First
it was Israel, and you had Abishai and Aholibah, Hophni
and Phineas walking familiarly in the page ; next it was
Shakespeare ; and now we have more Keats than we really
need. liut certainly we are more teni])erate, or more
ignorant, than our fathers; and at least we are shoit. So
had 1 better be.
T>reams
No man can command his dreams, though poets have
feigned and philosophers pretended it. If we
could do that, it may well be that we should ere now have
abolished marriage, over-population, — or any, — murder, art,
minor poetry, nay, the world itself, 'annihilating all that's
made '. But that cannot be ; and although it is very true
that dreams may be induced, the period of gestation is not
known. I have thought sometimes that those which
report themselves in a foreign language follow immediately
upon an evening's reading in it, and would go so far as to
trace an elephantine or grasshopjier style in them, as the
case may be, to previous conversation with Boswell or
R. L. Stevenson : but such inductions need careful record,
which I have not kept. I don't doubt that ninety-nine
failures would smother one successful observation, and
remain at present of opinion that the dream-self is not to be
cajoled any more than forced into instant service. And a
good thing, too, otherwise he would add to our burden
of drowsy syrups, as a pair of emotional kniglits have done
of late, to the increase of lotophagy and detriment of
common sense.
It is otherwise witli those visions of semi-consciousness,
which are worth cultivating since they are the sure
preludes of sleep, I can nearly always bring them about ;
and vTry curious, very startling they are, and worthy
of record were any means of recording them convenient.
Out of a luminous mist, through a drifting rosy cloud,
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a face resolves itself in strong light, sometimes minute, but
perfect in every detail, as if it was seen through the small
glass of the telescope ; more often of full size ; sometimes
growing as it nears the dreamer ; sometimes coming
so close as to merge into his face. That may or may not
be a pleasant thing ; for beautiful as some of the faces are,
others are more hideous than life could endure, some
repulsive, ^ome malignant, some bestial, some horribly
maimed — one-eyed, hanging-lipped, swollen, broken, sod-
den. They change aspect rapidly as you watch them ;
from being beautiful beyond expression in words they
become frightful in deformity. They are never more than
a face, never speak, though they are eloquent of moral
quality; tliey are never constant, but always tran'^itional.
Well, those you can obtain. Tiie lit clouds must come
first, and some amount of liglit, or some recent commerce
with light, will make sure of them. Tlie \i>-ions resolve
themselves therefrom. Once you have tliem, in my
cx])i'rience, sleep is at hand.
Such dreams, to call them ili'])tic in his dancing, as you see it in
Dervishes in Atiica. One expected him to fall suddenly,
to foam at the mouth, lie jerking on the sward. 15ut he
survived to be something of a hero among the women, ulu)
looked upon him, I think, as af^icted by God,, mil therefore
a thing of value.
The leader, however, the leader was of the Mediterrancin
race, of a stock older than history — a little ilark-skinneil,
alert, rapid, humorous nian. I le ])layed on a fiddle as he
led his band, and danced doubled-up, witli mucli lifting of
the feet, and his knees sometimes near his shar]) elnn.
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Our Dane danced because he must ; the Iberian because
he loved it.
It was an uncouth, really (at our time of day) almost a
scandalous performance ; more like the Russian's Sacre du
' Prlntemps thftn you would believe, or might care about.
Some of it, like the Sacre, was mere jigging uj) and down,
rapid andincessant, punctuated at irregular intervals by leaps
in the air. There were country-dances in it too — that is,
of course, contre-danses ; looking carefully, one could detect
certain revivals : one where two danced face to face, with
handkerchiefs in their hands which they flourished at each
other and clashed together. That betrayed itself, that it
had once been a war-dance. Another, in whicii one man
seemed to fly, one to pursue, in which the hunted seemed
to invite the hunter, with a swift skirting movement, his feet
aslide, and one elbow crooked — that was the eternal invita-
tion to pursuit and capture, the love-chase of high antiquity.
Whether the complacent matrons, young wives and mothers
who were looking on — for the Women's Institute of
Longworth was present in force — would have still looked
on had they realized what it all meant, or had once meant,
I cannot say. They were much amused — that's certain.
The Morrisers came from Bampton across the river,
where the dance is traditional. The leader, by profession
a blacksmith, told me that he had had it from his father and
grandfather, taking it by inheritance with the clothes which
he wore. All five of them were in white duck jackets and
shorts, with white stockings, and knee and elbow knots of
many-coloured tapes. Round their shins they had pads
of that kind of carpet which village wives make for them-
selves of rags. They had wh ite double-breasted waistcoats,
and round felt hats with cocks-feathers in them.
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It was a strange performance, rather iinplcasing than not.
It wanted grace, it wanted (except in the leader) gusto.
It did not express the best of the pcojjle, nor the worst of
them either ; did not really express anything at ail except
a limping ritual only half- remembered. Those who first
uttered themselves so had been not far removed from the
beasts. The Morris has become a vestige, like the
Fyfield elm, or the rudimentary tail. But I am glad to
have seen it.
Theology and Fine Women
I AM far from saying tliat the themes are incompatibles,
though personally I have never met with them juxta-
posed. Woman, and above all a fine woman, in Count
Smorltork's phrase, 'surprises by herself; but how very
much more she would surprise if in the pauses of her proper
affair she were to repulse your advances as follows :
' Sir, you are an entire stranger to me, and to declare
a passion on a few hours' acquaintance, must be either
to try my weakness, or because you think a young
woman is incapable of relishing anything but such stuff
when alone in conversation with a gentleman. I beg
then 1 may hear no more of this ; and as I am sure you
can talk upon many more lational subjects, request" your
favour to give me your opinion on some articles in this
Hebrew Bible you see lying open on the table in this
room. My father. Sir, among other things, has taken
great pains to instruct me . . . and has taught me to
read and understand this inspired Hebrew book ; and
says we must ascribe primacvity and sacred prerogative
to this language. For my part, I have some doubts as
to this matter. . . . Tell me, if you please, what you
think of the thing.'
It is not every lover, arBcnt even as this young lady's
was, who would be prepared with reflections and observa-
tions upon the Tower of Babel and its far-flung sequel
at a moment's — and such a moment's — notice. But the
hero of the adventure from which I have quoted was more
than equal to it. He discoursed at immense length, then re-
newed his attack, and secured the ' illustrious maid ' for his
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own, or very nearly. Unfortunately she died a fortnight
before the liapj)y day. She was the first of many to
be won in like circumstances, and quick succession.
The susceptible and accomplished wooer before the book's
end was seven times a widower. His name was John
Buncle, Esquire, and I have just been reading his Life and
Adventures.
It is much easier to believe that John Buncle lived, had
seven wives before he was thirty, and travelled for weeks
on end in Westmorland over mountains as high as the
Himalayas, and rivers as wide as the Ganges than it is to
realize that one Thomas Amory invented him. If one
thinks of Thomas Amory at all, it is ratlier to suppose
him the invention of John Buncle. ' Who is the Potter,
jiray?' Everybody's answer would be that John Buncle
was he; but really it is not so. Thomas Amory, the
fourth of a line of those names, was living in Westminster,
with a country cottage at Hounslow, in 1756 when he
jiublishcd John Buncle. He lived secluded, 1 have rcail,
was a man of 'a \cry peculiar look and aspect, yet', if you
plclse, 'with the m.1nners of a gentleman'. 1 am glad to
l)elicve that your look and aspect, which you cannot help,
do not interfere with your manners, which I tliought you
could. He seldom went abroad before dusk, ' like a bat ' ;
and he wandered the streets ' in abstract meditation '. The
inference intended to be drawn by his biograjiher is that
Amory was mad ; but I don't at all agree with that. Still,
I am ready to own that he has written the oddest novel
in the world. You must not say that a man is mad
Ix'cause he likrs odd thing'^, and makes a novel about them.
Nor even — ari- tlir tl,ings themselves '■^(VS things for a
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man to like. Theology is not an odd thing ; fine women
are a very delightful thing, and not so odd, either, as you
might think ; scenery is not at all odd. The oddness of
John Buncle lies in the collocation. Amorous dalliance —
' sweet reluctant amorous delay ' — enhanced by discussion
of the homoiousion ; Socinian nunneries in Westmorland
valleys ; a Thebaid in Stainmore Forest ; chapters of
romance devoted to the theory and practice of Fluxions —
these are the features of no ordinary novel. Finally, an
art which through s])oil-tips and mountains of pedantry is
so contrived as to foster the illusion that you are reading
the real memoirs of a seven-times married Unitarian hero
is not the work of a madman. John Buncle is a prodigal
book, a book of abounding gusto and high spirits. Though
it is absurd to say, as Hazlitt does, that Amory was the
English Rabelais, John Buncle has the superabundance and
' fine excess ' of Rabelais. If Westmorland is not as he
makes it out, if you cannot there travel ' into a vast valley,
enclosed by mountains whose toj)S were above the clouds',
and so come into ' a country that is wilder than the Cam-
pagna of Rome, or the uncultivated vales of the Alps and
Apennines' ; if you find not up there a mountain to cross,
whose ' air was piercing cold, on account of its great
height, and so subtle, that we breatlied with difficulty, and
were a little sick' — well, it is a pity. As John Buncle
says, 'the scene was prodigiously fine. Sub ped'tbus ventos
et rauca ton'itrua calcat.' I don't at all quarrel with
Karakoram at Brough under Stainmore, nor will any
reader.
And who would not desire, in the same Salvator land-
scape, to light upon Burcot Lodge, and be welcomed there
by Azora, lady superior of a ' little female republic ' .''
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"' She was attended by ten young women, straight,
clean, handsome girls, and surpassed them in tallness.
Her countenance was masculine, but not austere ; her
fine blue eyes discovered an excellence of temper, while
they showed the penetration of her mind. Her hair
was brown, bright and ch;irming ; and nature had
stami)ed upon her cheek a colour that exceeded the
most beautiful led of the finest flower. . . . She was
dressed in a fine woollen stuff, made in the manner
shepherdesses arc painted, and on her head had a band
or iillet like what the ladies now wear, with a bunch
of artificial flowers in her hair. She had a very small
straw hat on. In her hand she held a long and pretty
crook ; and as her coats were short, her feet were seen,
in black silk siiocs and the finest white stockings, and
appeared vastly pretty.'
I should think so. Well, then, if this compleat and
dainty shepherdess should in the course of conversation
discover 'an amazing collection of the most rational
philosodhic ideas'; if she should 'deliver them in the
most pleasing dress, with as much ease as she breathed ' ;
and do it, mind you, ' after I had feasted upon an excellent
supper', all I have to say is that that reader is hard to
please who will not take the rough with the smooth, take
down the theology like a digestive pill after supjKT, and
even be ready for more on the same terms afler breakfast
in the morning. John Buncle took theology in his stride
from wife to wife. liut he did not marry Azora.» She
W.1S vowed to celibacy, and he made the Ix'St of it.
Besides, she died Ixfore he could manage.
All his wives were lovely creatures, and all Unitarians,
prepared to uphold their faith against any adversary. They
all had money, which fell to Buncle, and they all died as
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extremely short notice. This is so much the case that
one thinks it must have become a habit ; a habit also which
s]iread itself outside matrimony to other divine beings upon
whom he looked with an eye to closer relations. Miss
Noel, for instance, who at first subdued his ardour with
Hebrew disquisitions but later consented to be his, died
of the smallpox within a fortnight of making him the
happiest of men. Azora, the talented head of the female
republic, did not long survive his attentions. As for his
wives, no sooner were they become so than the grave
gaped for them. ' I laid my Antonia by my Charlotte
and my Statia, and then rode off.' In two days' time
he is at Harrogate. ' While I was there, it was my for-
tune to dance with a lady, who had the head of Aristotle,
the heart of a primitive Christian, and the form of the
Venus dc Medicis. ... I was not many hours in her
company before I became most passionately in love with
her.' He obtained her — a Miss Spence of Westmorland
— and in six months she died of a malignant fever. On
one occasion, however, he gave way prematurely to habit,
and buried a wife, Miss Dunk by name, before she was
dead. Doctor Stainville exhumed and married her.
Buncle did not like it, but he had committed himself by
a too impulsive act. It was his only indiscretion of
the kind.
Hazlitt, in praising this book, calls it a Unitarian
romance, but in another j)lace speaks of the vanity of
strewing the flowers of poetry round the borders of that
spiky creed. Naturally you cannot use poetry, which
consists in affirmations, to embellish a theory of the
universe made up mainly of negations. But John Buncle
is nothing of the sort. Rather it is a romance y^^r Uni-
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tarians. It will conduct them to an island of the blest
where ' glorious girls ' or ' angels in human form ' will
minister to their passionate part, and yet lay them out
St. Athanasius in a spare moment as easily as a piece of
crochet work. We are fallen upon lean years. You do
not find such beings in Westmorland now.
Dedications
SACRIFICE, no doubt, has a value strictly relative to
the giver. That was the judgement of supreme authority.
Yet it had been felt to be a ponderable thing, otherwise
Agamemnon would not have offered up his daughter in
Tauris. She was a great king's daughter, worth, he would
have, argued, many sparrows, or lowlier virgins. So a
cathedral beat back greater merit u])on a conqueror than
a parish church, and ten masses did more for your soul
than one. Here is the old confusion between the big and
the great, to which j)atriarchs have lent themselves as well
as kings — but I have no wish to be a ram caught in a
thicket of theology, though that image reminds me of the
sharp rebuke to Abraham's fallacy. I had intended to
begin by saying that when you dedicate a book to a man
you turn him, for the occasion, into a god. His lap, or
his drawing-room table, is an altar, and you on your knees
before it, oblation in hand. Your praises of him flow uj)-
wards to his nostrils, and the more they tickle them the
sweeter will be the ebb of the wave into your own. Also
it is actually necessary that you should believe him a valid
god, for the moment, or (of course) that he should really
be one : otherwise, on the rebound, you may feel that you
have made an ass of yourself — which nobody likes to feel.
There, to go no further, is reason for the once common
practice of dedicating to the sovereign, King's or Queen's
most excellent majesty. It may be out of favour now
because majesty is so ; but a little while ago kings were
demi-divine, and as dispensers of blessings unequivocal.
DEDICATIONS 167
One likeness to Olympians they certainly had : no reek of
flattery could be too oily for their nostrils. It did not af-
front a shrewd and witty great lady to be called ' the most
high, mightie and magnificent Empress, renowned for Pietic.
Vertuc, and all gratious government ', or to have a poet ' in
all humilitie Dedicate, Present and Consecrate these his
labours, to live with the Elernitie of her Fame.' She took
it as a matter of course ; but Spenser, it is certain, felt the
better of it, since it is his emendation of the first dedication
of The Faerie Qjteetie, a much more fiugal sacrifice. So
true it is that flattery flatters the flatterer.
Where a Spenser could stoop, other and smaller men
would grovel and feel themselves the warmer for the princely
foot. So Coryat, the Odcombian legstrctcher, dedicated
' serenisjiimo principi Henrico, Christiani orbis Tito, id est,
humani generis Deliciis', and, not content with that, re-
dedicated his Crudities to each member of the royal family
in turn— beginning again with the Titus of Cliristendom.
Him he now addressed, 'Most scintillant Phosphorus of
our British Trinacria', and much more to the same effect ;
and having, so to sj^-ak, begun witii minerals, he went on
with them and dug up some for everybody. Great James
heard himself styled ' most invincible Monarch ot iliis
thticc-renowned Albion (not quasi iikftiov, but quasi Al-bc-
one, in regard of the happic Union of England and Scotland!)
and the refulgent Carbuncle of Christendomc '. It isn't
everybody who would like to Ik- called a carbuncle, but
.lames seems to have Uiken it in. The ^ueen was ' most
resplendent Gem and radiant Aurora of Great Britaitie's
spacious Hemisphere ' ; Princess Elizabeth, ' the true
attractive Adamant of this famous Hand'; and Charles
Duke of York, ' most glittering Chrysolite of our English
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diademe '. After that unhappy exhibition it is comfortable
to read the sober and dignified prose in which John Fuller
dedicated his father's Worthies of England to Charles II.
' To His Sacred Majesty.
' Most dread Sovereign : the tender of these ensuing
collections is made with as much Fear and Reverence, as
it was intended with Duty and Devotion by the Author
whilest living. The Obligation that lieth upon me to
endeavour him all right, forced me into this presumption.
It is the first voice I ever uttered in this kind, and I hope
it will be neither displeasing to Your Majesty, nor blamed
by the World ; whilest (not unlike that of the son of
Croesus) it sounds loyalty to my sovereign, and duty to
my father.'
He ends with a prayer for the happiness of King and
people ; and ' so prayeth your Majesty's meanest subject,
the Author's orphan, John Fuller '.
When you remember that the King was but two years
restored to his throne, and John Fuller a clergyman, you
will agree with me that as a gentleman, a subject, and a son
he distinguishes himself as much as Ciiarles.
There is an obverse to all this gold-medalling, and
perhaps no man is perfectly himself on his knees to a king.
Nor is he., it may be, on his knees to anybody ; yet in the
way he turns his compliment, or even in the fact that he
makes one at all, you may get an insight into his character.
There was sound reason for the fact (as it seems to be) that
Carlyle dedicated nothing of his. If that is true, it was
because he was Carlyle, the most arrogant of the sons of
men, and the most Scotch. Both elements are to be
reckoned with. No Scotchman will put himself at a dis-
advantage if he can help it ; but Carlyle probably could not.
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bring himself to believe that there was a man living to whom
he should bend the knee. Johnson did not dedicate his
Dictionary, and I understand him in so far as Lord
Chesterfield was concerned. But did not Windham deserve
it ? Or him to whom Boswell in sober and becoming terms
inscribed the Life — Sir Joshua Reynolds ? ' If a work
should be inscribed to one who is master of the subject of
it, and whose approbation, therefore, must insure it credit
and success, the Life of Dr. Johnson is, with the greatest
propriety, dedicated to Sir Joshua Reynolds, who was the
intimate and beloved friend of that great man ; the friend
whom he declared to be "the most invulnerable man" he
knew ; whom, if he should quarrel with him, he should find
the most difficulty how to abuse.' Here is Bozzy like a
gentleman.
And here is Wordsworth like Wordsworth, a man unable
to understand tliat his books were not ot universal imj)ort.
How much of Wordsworth and how little of Charles Lamb
is here :
"Mv DKAK Fkiknd, — When I sent you a few weeks
ago, " The 'I'ale of Peter Bell ", you asked ' Wi,y " The
Waggoner" was not added?' To say the truth, from
the liigher tone of imagination, and the deeper touches of
passion arrived at in the former, I apprehended this little
|)iece could not accompany it without ilisad vantage. In
the year 1806, if I am not mistiken, "The Waggoner"
was read lo you in manuscri|)t. . . . Being, tlierefore, in
some measure the cause of its jjresent ap|)earancc, you
nnist allow me the gratification of inscribing it to you, in
acknowleilgnunt of the pleasure I have deri\ed fiom your
writings, and the high esteem with which
I am very truly yours,
William Wokuswokth.'
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It is not saying much to say that that is how not to
dedicate a book to a friend. Dedication is, no doubt, a
comphment, and is intended to be so : the sound convention,
however, is that it is the writer who is comphmented by
the opportunity to dedicate.
Ben Jonson had used the better way, in putting forth
Every Man in his Humour ' to tlic most learned, and my
honor'd Friend, Mr. Canibdcn, Clarentiaux '.
' Sir, there are, no doubt, a supeixilious race in the
world who will esteem all office done you in this kind
an injurie. . . . But my gratitude must not leave to correct
their errour, since I am none of those that can suffer the
benefits confer'd upon my youth to perish with my age.
It is a fraile memory that remembers but present things :
and, had the favour of the times so conspir'd with my
disposition, as it could have brought forth other, or
better, you had had the same proportion, and number of
the fruits, the first. Now, I pray you, to accept this,
such, wherein neither the confession of my manners
shall make you blush, nor of my studies repent you to
have been the Instructer: and, for the profession of my
thankfulness, I am sure, it will, with good men, find
either j)raise, or excuse.
Your true lover,
Ben Jonson.'
That is the way to dedicate a book — with all your heart.
And that is how to write measured prose.
There is one other way, the way of free companions, the
routicr's way. I have had one of these myself, and as such
greetings are not so common with me I must be forgiven
for closing with it. Here is a writer inscribing to his
colleague in adventure ; poet to poet ; as minor as you
please — but who cares ?
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Hewlett ! as ship to ship
Let us the ensign dip.
There may be who despise
For dross our merchandise,
Our balladries, our bales
Of woven tales ;
Yet, Hewlett, the glad gales
Favonian ! And what spray
Our dolphins toss'd in play.
Full in old Triton's beard, on Iris' shimmci ing veils !
Tliat is to drink down with gallantry the poppies of oblivion,
and to credit another with the same courageous j)hilosoi)hy.
yunketings Nenv and Old
THE great difference between Christmas past and
Christmas present seems to be that it is no longer
spent at home ; and that is all the difference in tlic world.
If you are revelling publicly, at an hotel or restaurant, you
are turning a ft^stivai into a festivity, a holiday into a beano.
You will spend a vast deal more money — but that is part
of the business, if you have slid, as it is so easy to slide,
into the modern superstition that the more money you spend
the more pleasure you will get. No doubt some people — ■
Sardanapalus, Nero, Louis XIV, the Prince Regent — held
to the same error long before our time ; but my point rather
is that Tom, Dick, and Harry hold to it now — and that
Mrs. Tom is of their opinion. However, I have no desire
to speak, of them, my lines being cast rather with those
who have none too much money or credit to spend, the
meek who have literally inherited the earth in these days
when the proud have filled the hotels and left the country
to them. The meek, as always, stay at home for Christmas.
They don't go to Brighton, as the nearest they can manage
to the Riviera, nor to Hampstead Heath as their equivalent
of Murren. For them Christmas is still a children's feast.
They are the stocking-staffers, the tree-dressers. If chest-
nuts are still to be roasted, it is their fingers that will be
burned ; if raisins are still to be hot in the mouth, they will
set the snap-dragon bowl ; if blindman's buff is not as dead
as Dickens, it is in the revealing windows of mean streets,
or behind the lit panes of cottage casements that you must
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look for it. I can't now speak for Londoners — it is long
since I was one ; but for village-j3Cople I can answer, that
children rule the roast at Christmas, as indeed they pretty
much do at all times of the year.
I was thinking when I began to write, of the mighty as
well as the rich — for not all of them are rich alike — who,
whether rich or not, always made the most show, and still
do. But here is another difference in the spirit of their
revelry now, that whetlier Christmas be spent at home or
not, it is not spent in tlie country. The great houses of
to-day are shut uji, some of them because they are shut
iloivn^ others because their owners please to be elsewhere.
So far as country life is concerned now, we have come to
the end of a dispensation, and must prepare ourselves for
changes which will be serious, and even tremendous. The
' great house- ' is ceasing to be reckoned with in the country ;
soon it will '^imJ)ly cease to be. Hani times, change of
habit, it's all one. \\\- must learn to do without his
lordship or 'Squire'. What he does with himself at
Christmas; whether he dines and jazzes at a London hotel
or a Swiss, or at Cannes or in Cairo, we need not inquire.
Wc have learned to do without him, are learning slowly to
do for ourselves. Since the war we have pickeil up a thing
or two ; the gentle uses of clubs, the benefit of an Entertain-
ments Committee whose business it is to keep things alive.
Nowadays there must be no week witiiout some kind of
a show. Dancing is our great discovery ; we have taken
kindly to that. I am sure it is pure gain. I'or in dancing
women come by their own — and by no means only pretty
women : accomplished women too, graceful women, charm-
ing women. They must Ix* sought, in dancing. They
have favours to bestow, and they are aware of it. Those
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things mark a great advance. Few habits spread so quickly
as ceremonial observance. It is essential to the dance ; it
is becoming (as it should be) necessary to courtship. Who
is to say that it will not swim over the married estate, so that
the young man who sought his partner's favours in the
dance may not find himself presently striving to deserve them
in that longer and more complicated figure which is life in
couples ? But I am forgetting Christmas.
We don't feast in public in the country, though we dance
in that fashion. Our revelling, if we are cottagers, is
strictly kept at home. ' A cada puerco viene su San
Martin ', said Sancho. The proverb holds in the West of
England. St. Martin is a v/ailful season, the air throbs
with it ; but one gets used to such things, and besides — one
looks forward. On this very day of writing, within five
hundred feet of my house, a farmyard has been turned into
a shambles. A hecatomb of turkeys have paid the bill for
their year of high living. That was no road for one's
morning stroll. Heavens ! and yesterday I saw those noble
birds like ships in full sail — ' with all their bravery on, and
tackle trim. Sails filled, and streamers waving '-^swelling
and curvetting in a meadow, as if life was one long round
of gallantry and panache. Alas for them ! Cur mundus
m'tl'ttat sub vana gloria ?
But those slaughtered paladins are for our betters. They
will make to groan the tables of the Ritz and the Carlton.
We here shall eat our pigs, literally from head to feet,
intus et in cute. And for our drink, it will be mead.
Metheglin, if you will have it: I prefer the monosyllable.
It is a noble liquor, but asks, even demands, moderation.
Personally, I take it in a liqueur glass, like cherry brandy,
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which, however, it does not at all resemble. There is
nothing sweet about good mead ; nothing sticky or viscid.
It is a thin, clear, ambL-r-coloured bever, slightly aromatic,
very insidious, ruthless to those who exceed. And to
exjilain how ruthless, to what exceeding bitter end, I can-
not do better than wind up my essay with the story of
Farmer Hackbush, Farmer Norton, and Farmer Gell, who
met at the house of a friend on the border of this shire last
Boxing Day, and re\elled, not wisely, uj)on mead. They
revelled long and dcej)ly, until they were conveyed somehow
to the stition and heaved into the milk-train of the small
hours, consigned to the guard; all for the same destination,
and, as it turned out, destiny. For at their wayside station,
where they were duly heaved out into the breathless, dewy
dark — that intense dark of the hours before dawn — they
were convoyed into the yard to the three tax-carts and
slumbering boys which awaited them. They were heaved
in — Farmer Hackbush, Farmer Norton, Farmer Gell ;
mechanically they took and shook the reins, and murmured
Cooorrooj) I And each of them, thanks to a sob.T,
instructed cob, reached a house, an oj)cn front door, and an
aw.iiting matron in a dressinj^-gown. liut none reached his
own front door. \'ui I'"armer Hackbush was heaved into
the front door and arms of Mrs. Gell, and Farmer Gell
into those of Mrs. Norton, and I-'armer Norton into those
of Mrs. Hackbush. All at 5 a.m. And what happened
next, in each or any case, I don't know.
Teufelsdrdckb in Hexameters
ONE must not, said Socrates (or Plato for him) lay
hands upon one's father ; nor must I, althougli
he is in no such relationship to me either through nature
or grace, write otherwise of my friend Mr. Gosse than
with the respect and gratitude for many a fruitful hour
which he has earned. I am too much in his debt (to carry
it no further back) for his Causer'ies du dimancbe, since col-
lected under the equally happy title of Boohs on the Table,
to avoid saying so whenever I have the chance. He is
doing what, I suppose, no writer now in Britain could do
so well, if at all, when week after week he delivers a ripe
and reasoned judgement upon any literary matter of interest
wiiich time and chance may throw up to him. It is not
only a triumph of range, though his range is astonishing ;
nor only a matter of length, though he keeps that excel-
lently well ; nor of lightness of touch ; noi' of a needle's
point upon the exact place of attack. He has all tiiat, and
a great deal more — mastery, ease, and urbanity ; remoteness
from the market-square and dust of the bookstalls. It is,
in fact, the case of a man who has found the thing to do
which exactly suits his present temper, and can do it so as
exactly to fit the present need. The judgements of such
an one are not lightly to be questioned by the half-generation
below him, and certainly not by me.
He won't misunderstand me, then, when I say that one
of his Causeries sent me back to A. H. Clough, to re-read
his poetic remains from cover to cover, and then — it sounds
ungrateful — to question a phrase or two which he lets fall
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in dif^paiagemcnt of the poet. Admitting, as he does, that
Cloiigh is ' still remembered, and in no danger of being for-
gotten ', he goes on to say tliat ' he is remembered by his
poems, which, althotigh they are amateurish in form and
dry in texture, have an element of faint perennial interest.'
It is delicately said ; yet is it true ? Mr. Gosse goes on
to contradict it almost immediately, and to show^that where
the first part of the judgement is true, the second is not,
that where the first part is untrue, so again is the second ;
for, as he puts it, ' when the body of his verse has been
winnowed, not much remains, but there is a handful of
golden grains, and they are pnre wheat '. In other words,
that part of Clough's poetry which is amateurish in form
and dry in texture has neither faint jierennial interest, nor
any interest now at all ; but the other part, the handful of
pure com which results from your winnowing, is neither
amateurish nor dry, and possesses, for those who tackle it
fairly, a very strong interest even now. So far as I c an
see, so far as Mr. Gosse will take me, that winnowed
golden remnant of Clough is I'heliolh'teofTobtr-tui-J'uoHrh.
In form that ])Oem is a rough mock-epic written in hexa-
meters which, if they clatter and rattle, do their job of
stiffening by burlesque homerics the scntimentil fibre of the
thing. In substance Thr liolhle is a fervent, even impas-
sioned jiiece of work whose ins])iration, as I think, can be
dated with ease, but whose passion is as oKl as mankind.
It is ratiur remarkable that both Mr. Gosse and the author
of his ]')0()k on the Tabic {/Irlhiir Ilu^h Clou^h^ by .lames
Insley O'-borm) should have missed the well-spring of
such a poem.
It is important to remcnilx«r the date of The linlhlf, on
every account. It is 1H4S. Well, in 1K47 Clough had
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been tutor to a reading-party in the Flighlands which ' settled
down ', says Mr. Osborne, ' for some weeks in a large
farm-house', at Drumnadrochit. When the party broke
up, Clough and a friend made a walking-tour through the
Western Highlands, stopping at, among other places, a
forester's hut called Toper-na-Fuosich, stopping at an inn
at Rannoch, and attending a ball at Glenfinnan given by a
chieftain called MacDonald of Glenaladale. ' Some of
the incidents of The Both'te^ according to Shairp, happened
to them ' while they were on tour. One of my points here
is that they certainly did, and in order to make it I have
only to cite a fragmentary and undated poem, entitled 6 ^eos
/ACTa (Tov :
Farewell, my Highland lassie! when the year returns around.
Be it Greece, or be it Norway, where my vagrant feet are
found,
I shall call to mind the place, I shall call to mind the day.
The day that 's gone for ever, and tlie glen that 's far away ;
I shall see tiiy soft brown eyes dilate to wakening woman-
thought.
And whiter still the white cheek grow to which the blush
was brought ;
I shall hear, and see, and feel, in sequence sadly true.
Shall repeat the bitter-sweet of the lingering last adieu ;
I shall seem as now to leave thee, with the kiss upon the
brow.
And the fervent benediction of — 6 ^eos /actu, (jov !
Mr. Gosse refers to that poem, to its warmth and depth
of regret, but does not apparently see how it bears upon
The Both'te. He thinks it was cast aside for the longer
poem. I don't think that myself, but rather that the longer
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poem grew out of the lyric by the need Clough felt both to
relate and to justify a real experience. In other words,
Elspie of The Bothie lived ; Clough had loved her. Yes,
but tliere is more in it than that. Let me return to the
date. The Bothie was written and published in 1848.
That was a year of revolution in Europe, with every pros-
l^ect of being so in England. It was the year of Feargus
O'Connor and the great Chartist petition. It was three
years after Disraeli's Sybil, one year before Alton Locke
and Teast. It was two years before Carlyle broke out with
Latter-Day Pamphlets and had everybody by the ears.
The year, in fact, was that one in which the cynic's influence
on Clough was strongest. If Clougli fell in love with
a peasant-girl in 1847 and wrote his best poem in 1848,
it is no wonder that it was The Bothie. The hexameters
may be due to Longfellow, but the clatter of them is not.
The clatter and the burlesque homerics are Clough of
Rugby and Oxford trying to cover up his tracks. Artd
his tracks are the tracks of Tcufelsdrcickh. That, shortly,
is the rationale of The Bothie.
Carlyle seems really to have liked Clough. When news
of his death in 1 861 was sent him by I'roude he replied
with less depreci ition than usual, ' I cjuite agree in what
you say of poor Clough. A man more vivid, ingenious,
veracious, miklly radiant, I have seldom nut with, and in
a character so honest, modest, kindly.' You can generally
trust Carlyle for adjectives; but those are odd ones. The
Bothie is all those things to this day, getting on for eighty
years old though it Ik; — but it is much more. There is
passion in it, both moral and physical, which is not
smothered in irony ; which smoulders under its ironical
garment, bums holes in the airy thing and betrays glowing
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flesh beneath. Carlyle dealt very warily with passion
(though bile always had him at its mercy), and Clough
never let himself go like that elsewhere : in The Botkie,
however, the matter of experience, of the thing felt, is not
to be mistaken. The justification too is equally passionate ;
and whether it is a case of imagination flaming out of doc-
trine or of doctrine kindled and illuminated by sensation
does not seem to matter very much. Both are there and
both felt.
Mr. Osborne calls The Bothie a novel in verse. He
can only maintain that by doing violence to novels in
general and the poem in particular. A novel, if it is
anything, is a reduction of life to the terms of art ; The
Bothie is a dramatic piece of special pleading. It has a
thesis, a scene afa'tre. It does not proceed from observa-
tion of life or of a segment of life : rather, observation
(and there is plenty) is used to quicken the plea. Certainly
there is a narrative ; but it is used in the epic manner,
that is, it depends upon character more than plot, and is
told less by action than by oration, both direct and oblique.
Story, as such, there is next to none. An Oxford
reading-party in the Highlands is discovered, dressing
for the yearly dinner of chieftains and clansmen which
celebrates the yearly games. The young men and tiieir
tutor are touched oft' with a spirit which rarely deserts the
poem. They have no other bearing upon the plot than
that of throwing it up, and at the end all disappear, except
the tutor. He is ' the grave man, nicknamed Adam ',
White-tied, clerical, silent, with antique square-cut
waistcoat,
and almost certainly a portrait.
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Then the hero — ' Philip Hewson, a poet ',
Hewson, a radical hot, hating lords and scorning ladies,
Silent mostly, but often reviling in iire and fury
Feudal tenures, mercantile lords, competition and bishops,
— a very jolly collection of hate-stuff. Mr. Gosse thinks
Clough intended Hewson for himself, and could no doubt
justify his opinion. There seems to me a good deal ot
1848 in the young man as he is developed — Tear 'em
Roebuck, the Corn- Law Rhymer, not forgetting by any
means Thomas Carlyle. For Hewson, it is to be observed,
had nothing of the aristocrat about his origin. What he
says of his youth and people sounds a good deal more
like Manchester. The 'foils', on the other hand, are
high : Hope,
. . . black-tied, white- waistcoated, simple, His Honour —
heir to ' the earldom of Hay ' ; Lindsay,
. . . the lively, cheery, cigar-loving Lindsay ;
Hobbes,
. . . the great Hobbes, contemplative, corpulent, witty.
Author forgotten and silent of currentest phrases and
fancies,
Mute and exuberant by turns ;
lastly, Airlic,
. . . effulgent as God of Olympus ;
Blue, perceptibly blue, was the coal that had white-silk
facings,
Waistcoat blue, coral-buttoned, the white tie finely adjustetl
— such are of the reading-])arty, and such L'lough's pscudo-
homerics, of which Matthew Arnold went so far as to
say that in two things they were more like the Jltad than
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any other English poem he could call to mind — ' in the
rapidity of movement, and the plainness and directness of its
style '. He says of The Bothie too that it produces in the
reader the sense which Homer also produces — ' the sense
of having, within short limits of time, a large portion of
human life presented to him, instead of a small portion '.
That is to say that it has universality, and to say the
truth.
At the dinner, which is told with a gusto, the result
of experience, Philip makes a pragmatical speech, remem-
bering Bannockburn but working in also Cullodcn, which,
while not followed by the 'gentrice', commends itself and
its speaker to one in the company,
... a thin man clad as the Saxon,
Trouser and cap and jacket of homespun blue, hand- woven,
who at the close
. . . said with determined accent to Hewson,
Touching his arm : Young man, if ye pass through the
braes of Lochaber,
See by the loch-side ye come to the Bothie of Tober-na-
Vuolich.
That thin man is the blacksmith Mackayc, father of the
heroine. The whole of the first stave is machinery, of
a sort familiar to readers of Tennyson. The Princess has
such an opening — but I consider Clough's the better,
because broader, brushwork. As for The Gardener s
Daughter — but a word of her presently.
The second stave gives the theme, in an outburst of
Piiilip's at breakfast, when, discussing the dance which
had followed the dinner, and the ' noble ladies and rustic
girls, their partners ', the poet and radical declared himself
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Sick of the very names of your Lady Augustas and Floras ;
and in right Carlylese cried out,
Oh, if our high-born girls knew only the grace, the
attraction
Labour, and labour alone, can add to the beauty of women,
and much more to the same effect. He caps all with an
experience (obviously an experience of Clough's the year
before) which plays in The Bothu the precise part occupied
by George Fox's leather suit in the philosophy of Teu-
felsdrockh :
One day sauntering ' long and listless ', as Tennyeon has it.
Long and listless strolling, ungainly in hobbadihoyhood,
Chanced it my eye fell aside on a caplcss, bonnetless maiden,
Bending with three-pronged fork in a garden uprooting
potatoes.
A thing seen. But now —
Was it the air ? who can say ? or herself, or the charm
of the labour ?
But a new thing was in me; and longing delicious
possessed me,
Longing to take her and lift her, and i)iit her away from
her slaving.
Was it embracing or aiding was most in my mind ? hanl
cjuestion !
But a new thing was in me; I, too, was a youth among
maidens :
Was it the air ? who can say ? but in part 'twas the charm
of the labour.
Of that one can only say, a tiling felt. It is, however,
pure Carlyle. Hear Tcufelsdrotkh :
'Two nun I honour, and no third. I'iist tlie toil-
worn craftsm.m that with earth-made implement labori-
ously conquers theeaith, and makes her man's. Venerable
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to me is the hard Hand ; crooked, coarse ; wlierein
notwithstanding lies a cunning virtue, indefeasibly royal,
as ot the Sceptre of this Planet. . . . For us was tliy
back so bent, for us were thy straight limbs and fingers
so deformed : thou wert our Conscri])t, on whom the
lot fell, and fighting our battles wert so marred. . , /
Illuminate tiiat by sex-instinct, and you light the fire
which we call passion. The reasoning is the same, though
it is transfigured.
The rest of the poem sticks closely to tlie theme.
Philip goes to another dance, at Rannoch, and finds a
' golden-haired Katie ' with whom he builds peat-stacks,
lights kitchen iires, does odd chores; whom he kisses,
and presently leaves. Why so ? He tells his tutor in
a letter :
What had ended it all, he said, was singular, very —
I was walking along some two miles off from the cottage
Full of my dreamings — a girl went by in a jjarty witli
others ;
She had a cloak on, was stepping on c^uickly, for rain was
beginning ;
But as she passed, from her hood I saw her eyes look at me.
So quick a glance, so regardless I, that although I had
felt it,
You couldn't properly say our eyes met.
But they had, thougii ; and it was doom. He left his
Katie, no longer his, for she consoled lierself with Airlie
— Airlie of the waistcoat — and was next heard of
Dancing at Balloch, you say, in the Castle, with Lady
Maria !
That was what the tutor was told ; and that leads lis to
Book VI, to the Bothie of Tober-na-Vuolich, to the
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tutor liimself, to David Mackaye the blacksmitli, to Philip
and to Elspie — to her ' whose glance at Rannoch
Turned me in that mysterious way ; yes, angels conspiring,
Slowly drew me, conducted me, home, to herself. . . .'
The rest of the poem is concerned with the wooing of
Elspeth, and philosophical justification of the stoop on
Philip's part, if stoop there were. It is gravely but ardently
told with a studied coolness and leisureliness whicii cannot
hide the fervour. Indeed, the poem trembles with it,
very much as The Angel in the House also trembles.
Elspeth is shown as a girl of character as well as sweetness.
There is nothing of the valentine sugariness of The
Gardeners Daughter, and none of the mere spilth and
fume of calt-love.
Ah, one rose.
One rose, but one, by those fair fingers cull 'd,
Were worth a hundred kisses j)ress 'd on lips
Less exquisite llian tiiine.
We are lucky to be let off with a hundred. When
Tennyson was in tliat mood it was generally a million.
'I'hat sort of thing is as false as foolish, as sickly as both ;
but the love-making in The Bolhle is a manly, a womanly,
affair, gravely told, yet with a latent heat which is justilied
less by the philosojjhy of Carlyle than by that of the
Creator. Male and female created He them.
But if, as I (eel sure, the Carlylean jtiiilosophy was
dough's second-string, you will find it sure enough in
liook IX, where Philip, in soliloquy, solemnly renounces
iiis Lady Maria :
Ah, f.iir Lady Maria, God meant you lo live and lu-
lovely ;
Be so then, and I bless you. . . .
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That Is magnanimous at least ; but here is the Teufels-
drockh vein :
But ye, ye spurious ware, wlio
Might be ])hiin women, and can be by no possibility
better !
— Ye unhappy statuettes, and miserable trinkets.
Poor alabaster chimney-piece ornaments under glass
cases —
Bless me, my mother had them!
Come, in God's name, come down ! the very French
clock by you
Puts you to shame with ticking ; the fire-irons deride
you.
You, young girl, who have had such advantages,
learnt so quickly,
Can you not teach I O yes, and she likes Sunday-
school extremely,
Only it's too soon in the morning. Away I if to
teach be your calling.
It is no play, but a business : off, go teach and be
paid for it.
That is right Carlyle ; and this is the end :
They are married and gone to New Zealand.
Five hundred pounds in pocket, with books, and two
or three pictures.
Tool-box, plough, and the rest, they rounded the
sphere to New Zealand.
There he hewed, and dug ; subdued the earth and his
spirit ;
There he built him a home ; there Elspie bare him his
children.
There hath he farmstead and land, and fields of corn
and flax fields ;
And the Antipodes too have a Bothie of Tober-na-
Vuolich.
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The interest of that is not faint. I don't recall, I
don't think there exists, a more poetical rendering of what
was true in Carlyle's moral teaching. So he taught in his
first book, whicii contains, it is not too much to say,
the whole of his message to his fellow-creatures. How
extremely pertinent it is to the times in which we now
find ourselves I need not add. What was pious opinion,
counsel of perfection, in 1848 seems plain commonsense
after 19 1 4 — but I need not go into that. What 1 should like
to point out in closing is that Carlyle's gospel hit other
poets besides Clough and moved them to utterance. It
moved Tennyson, Patmore, and Kingsley. There is, how-
ever, this plain difference between the romantic and the
sentimental, that the one breathes the air of which it sings,
and the other thinks, still more talks, about breathing it.
Compare The Both'te witii The Gardener s Daughter, 'The
Lord oj Burleigh and what not, and you will see. Clough,
as I have said, breathed in 1848 the air of Teufelsdriickh's
Everlasting Yea, and transfigured it. He translated it, if
you will, imported sex into it. That was natural and very
necessary, since we can't get on without sex. Carlyle
had forgotten it.
' T/je Lave o' t '
I OBSERVE that a philanthropist announces the pub-
lication of a work of good intent upon ' How to be
happy and useful from sixty to ninety'. Sixty is, 1 confess,
a matter of momentary interest to me, but I am shrewdly
of opinion that tlie best possible way of being both happy
and useful at ninety, for ninety people out of a hundred, is
not to * be ' at all if you can honourably avoid it. At sixty
you might publish an Epic Poem in a number of books,
as Milton, I think, did. At seventy you might be Prime
Minister, as Loid Balfour may perhaps be once more, or
be made a Knight of the Garter, as he actually is. At
eighty you might be elected a British Academician, or even
a Royal Academician ; or you might marry, as did King
Tom of Norfolk, and beget the first of six children, as
indeed did he. At eighty-five you miglit find yourself
farming fifteen hundred acres of land, which is the occupa-
tion of a friend of mine at this moment. At eighty-nine
you might be gardener to a clergyman, with every prospect
of still being so at ninety. "^I'hat is the assured position of
another acquaintance of mine, one of the ten in the hundred
whom I carefully provided for. For him, and for the like
of Mr. Frederic Harrison, the ' lave ' of this our life may
be regarded as a good and thriving concern. So that you
have something to hope for, there is always a 'lave o't'.
I remember a good tale of Stevenson's about that, of a very
old sexton lying on his death-bed. ' Doctor,' said he, ' I
hae laid tliree hunner and fower-score in tiiat kirkyaird; an
it had been His wull I would liae likit weel to hae made
•THE LAVE O'T' 1S9
out the fower hunner.' A hope so pious and so reasonable
may stand for as good a ' lave o't ' as that other very natural
wish of the nonagenarian, to see his century through. In
many of them the desire is strong enough to get itself
gratified. But when it comes to beginning another the
heart seems to fail them. There is too much ' lave ' to it.
They go very soon.
When you are hemmed in by circumstances so that you
can hardly turn about, it is astonishing and comfortable to
know how little 'lave' you can do with. I know a man
whose years are fewer than mine, but whom a mortal disease
has turned handsomely my elder. Some desperate fault
in the heart's action incapacitates him from tlic slightest
exertion, and threatens him from. hour to hour. He never
knows, when he lies down in his bed, whether he will see
the light of another day. He has no ])eople of his own,
lives by himself, with what zest for the dreary performance
I can only guess. Yet there 's a ' lave o't ' for that patient,
stricken man^in his garden. He has a garth before his
door, perhaj)S six yards square, in which certain shrubs,
bulbs, primrose roots, and lily-clumps periodically undergo
their miracle of resurrection and transfiguration. They
have always been his sundial : many of their epiphanies go
back to the days when he was in full vigour and at work,
and had a good wife beside him. Nrssun vur^;^'ior ilolnrr,,
you think? Not so. Hi- lives for those yearly wonders
ni>w, and lives upon tlu-m too, from si-a^on to reason. I
went by the other day, and saw him as near ' whistlin' o'er tiie
lave o't ' as a man mortally hurt may do. I le was pondering
his Mezercon bush, tfien all one flush of rose-colour. ' A
fine sight,' I said, as indeed it was, ' Yes, sir,' he said ;
and presently addeii, ' And what I look at is — I've seen it
190 'THE LAVE O' T '
again,' That was his Nunc Dimitt'u for the day ; but that
was a month ago. By this tinfe his guelder rose will be
promising; then it will be his Weigela. Pippins and cheese
to come ! There always are.
And yet once more, there used to be a child of nature
in my village who went by the name of Happy. Life,
which he appeared to despise, which in his person he
certainly neglected, was nevertheless full of ' the lave o't '.
His hair, which he never cut, hung over his shoulders, like
a fakir's ; his beard swept his breast. It was a good thing
that it did, since without it, wearing no shirt, he would have
looked too decolletl for modern squeamishness. As it was,
lie was so remarkably sketchy elsewhere that he would have
needed a beard as long as that Kaiser's of Heine, sleeping
under the hill, to make him jjresentable. Failing that,
women used to turn and run when they saw him on the
road. He utterly refused to do any sort of work, and lived,
so far as 1 know, on roots. He had a shack over his head,
inherited from an old mother, but no furniture at all. He
neither cleaned nor repaired it; so by and by it fell in, and
another house sheltered him, which is known as the House.
When the sun was out that man used to sing like a thrush
in a lilac-bush. One could hear him, as Davidson used to
hear the larks, 'shouting in the lift' — not, I ought to explain,
that cage of ascension which you have in l,ondon, but the
' luft ' — in fact, the blue sky. And Happy, in the House,
still justifies his name. He has been barbered and clothed ;
he does not now disdain a turn of work. But the ' lave
o't' is still his. He doesn't whistle o'er it, however.
He sings — shouts, whenever he sees the sun. An odd
fish, but very human, I think.
colter Egos
SOME men write better as somebody else, some write
worse ; but every writer loves playing at life, so the
practice has grown. A contemporary of mine, who does it
himself, thinks it should be checked, like the population
(according to some philosojjhers) ; and all there is to say
to him is. Well, check it — or even, if one dared make so
free, ^^Mf/f it. One knows, of course, what he means. An
artificial style certainly argues an arbitrary standpoint. You
desire to know a writer's personal opinion, and how are you
to have it if you detect him taking a view of the terrain on
stilts, or in high-heeled slioes, or in red-heeled shoes ?
Or, if a man otherwise respectable assumes the cap and bells
before sitting down at his desk, or betrays in his essay the
consciousness that he has had a perfumed bath and put on
his best coat as a j)rcliminary to it, will any j)leasurc you
may have in the performance prevent your thinking him
a coxcomb ?
It is j)erliaps obvious that an elaborate writer, or even a
remarkable writer, will be as exceedingly hated by some as
loved by others ; and wliich he will be depends upon the
synthesis made of his book between writer and reader —
whether his nonsense suits your nonsense. But if there
siiould grow the least doubt in tiie reader's minil who in
particular it is that he is taking to iiis bosom, he will suffer
an immediate chill, which may prove mortal to the book.
Now, while an acquaintance with Lamb's Letters will make
it impossible to doubt that he and Llia were one person.
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and which person they were, it is not so easy to be sure of
Sterne and his Yorick. When Lamb sheltered behind
Elia, with submission to Mr. Lucas, he 'adopted a
dramatic standpoint ' only so fai" as a name in the bills could
be called a standpoint. He projected himself into his
stalking-horse, he took the name but not the thing.
Elia was literally a mask. Dead or alive, Lamb shot at
his familiars behind him, as Teukros in the Iliad sheltered
behind the shield of Aias. Elia was a man of straw. If
anybody doubts it let him read 'Character of the Late Elia ',
done by a pen which never shirked a fact, gloried rather in
making it a little sharper than the truth. It is the best
character-study of Lamb ever made by any one, and ought
to settle it.
But Yorick ! That ' fellow of infinite jest, of most
excellent fancy ' ! There was a character for Sterne to
step into, to realize, to reincarnate, and, in time to inhabit.
Not ready-made, of course, for you and me, with Hamlet's
tender recollections to go upon, and no more ; but for a
man of Sterne's sensibility and vanity the material was
irresistible. A witty fellow, beloved of a prince ; a fellow
to be wept over, lamented by tlie great. I don't see how
he could have needed more than that. It was a case of
'John's John ', according to Wendell Holmes's analysis of
man. Into Yorick's shell Sterne cast all that he would
fain have believed himself to be, possibly did believe himself
to be. Within it, also, he felt it safe to be what he really
was, a creature of which, except so graced, the jiublic must
never be aware. His success may be gauged by the conclud-
ing volume of the Sentimental Journey, done by another hand,
a disgusting parody indeed. What sort of a creature, in
fact, he was, letters to his private friends occasionally
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exhibit — that one, for instance, in schoolboy Latin :
' Nescio quid est materia cum me, sed sum fatigatus et
aegrotus de mea uxore plus quam unquam.' That is Sterne,
not Yorick. Sterne was tusked.
But Yorick went into Sterne's pulpit, and nodded and
winked, smirked and grimaced, wept and blubbered there.
His sermons were actually published as 'by Mr. Yorick'.
I would not myself go so far as Gray did in criticism of
them. It was never Sterne's way to play monkey-tricks;
rather, to suggest them. It was incumbent upon him to
assure you that he knew what was what better than most
peoi)Ie. So much he certainly did in his most famous
sermon upon the Levite, which contains an apology for
frailty exactly to be matched in the Sentimental Journey.
But he could be more decorous when he pleased ; and when
it came to a Charity Sermon which was inscribed to the
Dean of York, he threw off his alter ego altogether, and
wrote the respectful epistle dedicatory of the ordinary
obsequious clergyman of his day. Take his extant letters
as a whole, they are six of one and half a dozen of the other.
To women he was mainly Yorick. In tiiose to his
daughter Lydia he is at his best.
It was not so much that Sterne was a bad man : I ilare-
say he was no worse than the common run. Tliat whicli
disturbs us in the midst of his April-writing, of his quick
alternations of the tragic and the comic mask, is that, in the
person of Yorick, he allows himself to be judged for a
much better fellow than he was. Many a man had a lewd
side to him : his master, Ralx-lais, had ; Shakespeare had,
the master of most. Swift loved sculduddery and cared
not who knew it. But we are for ever to exonerate Yorick
if Sterne is to succeed ; and if we cannot, or will not, it is
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not to be Sterne's fault, but Yorick's. Here, then, is an
alter ego which is much more than a stalking-horse. Here
is an alias.
When the Press absorbed the Essay, as it did after
Cowley's day, — that is, as soon as it became a necessity
of tlie breakfast-table, anonymity tempted men to be other
than themselves. They swelled into the editorial ' We '
or out of mere self-respect thought it proper to be Mr.
Bickerstaffe or Mr. Spectator. Perhaps it was discretion
in Addison which drove him to hide in the shortfaced
haunter of the coffee-houses ; but he soon read himself into
the part, became a recognizable human creature to his
readers, and has become so much so for posterity that
three-quarters of the moderns who think of him at all think
of him so. But there was no duplicity there. The air of
detachment and good-humoured observation, which was the
utmost liberty he took with himself, sat well upon him.
Nobody could mistake him for other than a gentleman ;
nobody desired to measure his face. In reading Yorick
you do want to examine Sterne's bumps. There should
surely be callosities on the brows. And are not those ears
curiously pointed ?
oyt Fah^-weather oyTpobgue
PEOPLE sometimes ask me what we talk about in the
country, and I reply, The weather, meaning, of course,
the sun. When they raise their eyebrows, as ever so
slightly they always do, I inquire, as the Zoroastrian did,
' Have you ever seen it ? ' Without having seen it, it is
impossible to understand what a profound bearing it has
upon life and conversation : I don't mean mere talk, but
real conversation — as when we say piously that our conver-
sation is in Heaven, where no doubt it should be. You
may love rain, as I do myself; you may love the West
wind ; but you don't love the sun — you worship it.
It i<} early morning yet, but already He is over the hill.
I set my windows wide ; the light pours in and floods the
room ; ashamed, the fire goes out. There 's no doubt
about it : ' the hounds of spring are on winter's traces '.
The wliole valley is alive : it is like the scene on Brother's
Water. The stream doth glitter, the small birds twitter,
the green field sleeps — No ! there we part company with
Wordsworth. The meadow across the ri\rr, though deeply
green, cannot be said to sleep in the sun. It i» criss-crossed
all over with runnels of racing blue water. Insatiable ducks
are wading in them, gobbling as they wade — gobbling luhat
I have no notion, but |)Ossibly mud. ' Forty feeding like
one'! — the wonder-working line holds good, at any rate.
Such a scene as that, on the threshold of day, invokes
happiness ; and would invoke contentment too, if one
weren't too happy to be contented.
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There's the difference, or at least a difference, between
those two. One is a state of mind, the other a non-state,
an ecHpse of it. A picture of content is before me at this
moment, namely an Aylesbury duck excessively white on a
green bank, its head flatlings, half-hidden in its long back ;
one beady eye open, but entirely vacant, one red leg uphold-
ing its bulk. If that is not contentment, I don't know the
state. The bird is full to the gullet, the biliary ducts are
in running order, Nature the leech is at lier task, and the
patient is asleep. Whereas haj)piness — ah, you should
have seen the cock-thrush which a minute ago lit upon the
garden wall, his beak full of feathers, his mind of affairs.
Pippins and cheese to come : that 's happiness. Here the
Great Affliir was in process of becoming ; the heart was
inditing a good mattei-. He was too happy to be frightened
of me ; just showed me what he had found, gave me a hint
of what was toward, and away. ' Virgil ', says Bacon,
' did excellently and profoundly couple the knowledge of
causes and conquest of fears together as concomltantia.
Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas
Quique metus omnes et inexorabile fatum
Subiecit pedibus . . ,'
Queer state of the world, when happiness lay in mere
security ! With the cock-thrush, as with me, happiness lies
rather in having things to do.
Man never is, but always to be blest. That is not quite
right. Man is blest when he reasonably believes that he is
to be so. He is capable of high happiness if he is not only
contented, but hopeful of still more to come. We live
indeed from hour to hour, but more in to-morrow than
to-day. So the 1, aureate, when he praises
The idle life I lead.
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and goes on to report that
every eve I say
Noting my step in bliss,
That- 1 have known no day
In all my life like this,
must be called happy if he has even a moderate certainty
that his ' jileasant sleep ' will continue. It is by faith, they
say, that we dare put out one foot before another, or rear
our bulk upright upon the two leatiier-shod wedges whicli
Mr, Beerbohm has compared to glazed ox-tongues. It
may be true. Anyhow, it is by hope that we go happily
to bed, commit ourselves to forgetfulness and the flood of
dark. Hope is a thing which the sanguine only have by
nature. Others must toil after it. A virtue indeed it is.
Shelley had it, and lifted from the trough of wave after
wave of adversity. Byron had it not, and tried to cover
his despair in sardonic laughter. Gray never had it cither ;
but Gray was a stoic, not a cynic, and very tender of other
men's ha])pincss. No one has written wiselier of it than
he who could not attain it.
I have been reading his LettiTS again lately, very nearly
the best in our language, but not those of a happy man.
Those, rather, of a man shrugging liis shoulders at himself.
His besetting trouble, he said, was ' a white Melancholy,
or rather Leucocholy ', which never suffered him to attain
to joy or pleasure, ' yet is a good easy sort of a state •
Gallantly borne, witii a grin. 'The only fault of it is
insipidity.' Yet nobody knew better than lie what was
wanting. 'The whole matter' of iiappiness, lie said, 'is
to have always something going (01 ward.' That is what
the cock-thrush told mc this morning ; what the stirring
water-meadow was saying, ' Happy they who can create
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a rose-tree, or erect a honeysuckle, that can watch the
brood of a hen, or see a fleet of their own ducklings launch
into the water.' Felix qui potuit, indeed ! Gray knew
better. There was ne\er enough going forward in his
cloistered life : Stoke to Cambridge, Cambridge to Stoke,
like a rat in two cages. And yet, a little before he wrote
that very letter to his friend Wharton, he had had a picture
of the thing before him, roses and all — and shied at it !
Tliat I don't understand.
It was after he had allowed Horace Walpole to print
and publish ' The Bard ' and the rest of his sublimities of
the sort that he received an anonymous criticism directed
to 'The Reverend Mr. Gray' at Strawberry Hill which
excited him not a little. It was nine pages long, expressed
witli freedom — he says that the writer was ' very frank and
indeed much ruder tlian he meant to be' — and concluded
with a hint' that if the poet wanted more of that kind of
thing he could get it by writing to the Postmaster at
Andover. Gray, who, like all poets, would rather be
criticized with freedom than not criticized at all, promptly
wrote. The result was this, in a letter to Mason :
' 1 wrote to the man (as you bid me) and had a second
criticism ; his name (for I desired to know it) is Butler.
He is (he says) of the number of those who live less
contented than they ought, in an independent indolence,
can just afford himself a horse for airings about Harcwood
Forest, half a score new books in the season, and good
part of half an acre of garden ground for honeysuckle
and roses.'
What else could he want, or anybody want ? Contented he
may not have bt-en ; happy I must believe him. Content-
ment is not an essential of the higher state : you may be
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happier in discontent, provided that you hope to be
contented ' in a minute '. But it seems to me that Butler
of Ando\ er had more of the concomitant'ta of hajipiness than
Virgil's lucky dog. Those plainly are, that there must be
something going forward ; that you must be doing it your-
self; that you must not have too much of it ; that you
must not have as much as you want of it ; that you must
think it the only thing worth doing. All those des'idtranda
were within the grasp of Butler, and if insipidity had not
turned them sour for poor Gray before his curiosity had got
to work upon them, I don't know why he did not pursue
the acquaintance ; but I know that he did not. \\ hen he
was at Southam])ton in 1764, thinking 'to see Salisbury
and to be sure Wilton and Amcsbury and Stonehenge ', he
adds the peremptory sentence, ' Say not a word of Andover'.
Had the happy solitary made too ixtt ? Or was he too
happy for Gray's contemplation ? I don't know tlie answer
to these questions, and they don't matter much. If Gray
could not hclj) himself, Butler of Andover could not have
helped him. Yet consider how Gray must have hel|>ed
Butler of Andover.
Wind in the Downs
THE Avon Valley is handsomely a fortnight ahead of
mine, as I have proved over and over again, but from
what I saw to-day I should suppose that the Wylye ran
througli a warmer soil than any other of the Five Rivers. I
saw a tree just outside Wilton covered with golden knops on
the point of breaking — and that in a wind which made my
heart feel like doing the same thing. I dare swear that in
Lord Pembroke's park there will be several in full leaf.
Avon will not provide such a sight yet awhile ; and Ebble
not for three weeks. You get in this country of ridge and
hollow something approaching the sharp contrasts the
Soutli of France will give you — something approaching
them, and yet, of course, if I can be understood, nothing
like them. I remember driving from Le Puy to Pont
Saint-Esprit — May the season. Le Puy had been hot
enough for any one ; May weather intensified by the crater
in which the town cowers and the tufa on which it roasts.
From there, and from May, we climbed into March and
fields of daffodil ; from March into as bleak a February
as you could dread in the Jura, and snow over all the waste ;
from that, down a mountain slide, into the valley of the
Ardl'che, where the hedgerows were full of dusty roses,
and the peasants making hay. You won 't do that in South
Wilts., but you may have the Chaike valley with its trees
naked and sere, and the slopes of its hills white with winter
bents, and over the plain come down into Wilton to find
magnolias in flower, and house fronts smothered in
Forsythia. Ours is the snuggest valley but poorest soil
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of any of the five, and our river, being the smallest, has
not thrown up a broad bed of silt on either bank in
which trees can grow tall and feel running water about
their roots.
When our Mistral began to blow, which was ten days
ago, I went up the drove immediately behind my house,
and could hardly find a sign of a cowslip, I did find the
leaves of one, but there were no more on a ledge which
will be thick witli tliem by and by. No wheatears to be
seen, and no March hares in their amorous transports.
The grass was as harsh as wire, the moss, disintegrated
by the rain and dried by the wind, stood away from the
earth like the ribs of a rotten ship. To come presently
upon a little cloud of dog-violets was to be moved, as the
Ancient Mariner was, by ' a spring of love '. Having
blessed them unaware, I did it again, very conscious of
the act of worshij). Beyond tliat, further up the hill, one
might have been in mid-winter. I struggled to the Race
Plain where the wind, straight from Nova Zembia, cut
through my clothes like a knife. As usual, I encountered
a little scattered fleet of gypsies, tacking into liie jaws of
it; a sorry nag straining at a cart full of poles and miscel-
laneous junk ; women and young girls encumbered with
babies in their shawls, barefoot children padding about on
thuir white heels, and one smooth secret- faced man, lord
of the tattered seraglio, himself well-clothed and unham-
pered. The women were too distressed even to look their
usual petitions. I think they felt the wind rattling their
bones together. I'nit the sultan hailed me, and we con-
versed for a few moments beliind a furze-btish. They
were from Sherborne, going to the Forest, into what he
called ' summer quarters ', ' They will be glad of them,
202 WIND IN THE DOWNS
some of your ladies,' I said, and he gave me a sharp look.
' They are all right,' he said. ' They'll have to wait, like
the best of us.' He accepted a fill of his pipe, lit it,
turned it downwards, nodded, plunged his hands, and went
leisurely after his belongings. Myself, 1 went huddling
home to a wood fiie, feeling that he had the better of me
in a many ways. For one thing, he kept half a dozen
women in order — wliich 1 could not do even if 1 would ;
for another, he did not allow the mere wind to interfere
with his good pleasure, his lordly ease of mind. I admire,
while I cannot esteem, gypsies. Their ways are not our
ways.
The Race Plain is their highway from the West to their
headquarters in the New Forest, as once it was ours to
London. Nearly every furze-clump all its length has the
lewside blackened by the ruins of a fire. Night or day
you will meet them coming or going, or pass a group of
them snuggling or sleeping by a drift-wood fire. Very
rarely they come to beg or hawk clothes-pegs in the village ;
but mostly they keej) to their green road. Great poachers,
of course ; but beyond a few stray fowls we don't hear of
much thieving. It is strange how little they mix, even
now, with our peojile, not strange, therefore, that we know
so little of them. That mystery is occasionally the beget-
ter of romance. 1 said somewiicre, confirming Borrow,
that theirjgirls scorn our young men, and am sure it is true
of the main of them. Yet there are half-breeds among
them, plainly ; and such generalizations cannot be quite
true. I heard of a case only the other day, where some
green-eyed waif of theirs cast her spells upon a farm-lad,
bewitched and bemused him until, for love of her, he was
led into bad courses. He used to meet her at night, and
WIND IN THL: downs 203
their shelter in bad weather was a deserted barn in the hill-
side, a place locally known as Rats' Castle. From such
association he was led on and on, left his home, threw u])
his work, and hid with her in the hollows of the liills.
His jjeople thought he had gone for a soldier, and made
no more than perfunctory search. Then, by and by,
things began to be missed — hens and their eggs, bread
out of bakers' carts, milk out of dairies, even clothing from
the washing-lines. And then, one fine night, Rats' Castle
was discovered to be ablaze. The lad was taken and con-
fessed to everything, but the girl was not found. I hope
he got over his heart-attack during his term at Devizes,
which he served alone. He exonerated her from all blame,
took everything on his shoulders ; and as he was found near
the burning barn, and she not seen there, there was no
evidence against her, though plenty of suspicion. He
would not, perhaps could not, name her, but she was well
known to the police, and has since been seen at fairs, (jr in
the market. She was pointed out to mc in Sarum one
Tuesday — quite young, with hair lighter than her tan, with
narrowed, sidelong eyes, in a faded red blouse and black
skirt. She stood motionless, biting a corner of her apron
lx?tween her very white teeth — half vicious, half wild-cat.
Then I was told the story, and was much moved to think
of what never did, and in thi- nature of things, or of boy,
never could have come out at the intpiiry : any hint, namely,
of the wild stress of pas^^ion, the lure of the romantic, or
of what answers to it, which drew the devoted simpleton
to forsake father and mother, industry and honesty, and to
cleave to this belle dame tans merci, to thieve for her, and
to take all the penalty. That is what he did ; and he was
not the first.
Beginnings
POETRY, which is so much older than the piinting-
])rcss as to be older than writing, still preserves as
habit what it once employed as machinery. Rime was
a machine, the stanza a machine, rhythm itself, and cer-
tainly the exordium. It was found necessary to begin
with the bill of fare. When prose, from being oratory,
became literature, another necessity was felt — that you
must begin at the beginning, that is to saj'^, with the soup.
The two were used alternatively or, as we shall see, com-
])0unded, presented together ; but it was reserved to days
comparatively recent to introduce the aperitif.
To serve our own times I must vary the figure. As
you look upon your novel — for what is left to literature
now besides the novel ? — as a chronicle or a symphony, so
you will invite the reader on your first page — to listen to
an overture, or to begin at the beginning. ' There was a
man — dwelt by a churchyard ' : nothing could be better
than that in the way of opening. It was the old way :
' Hit befel in the days of Uthcr Pendragon when he
was Kynge of all England, and so regned, that there
was a myglity duke in Cornewaill that helde warre
ageynst hym long tyme.'
That is how the greatest of all romances begins — at the
beginning ; and yet it has in it the germ of the overture ;
for it gives you the things upon which romance depends,
colour and the theme. It is not the epic manner, remark ;
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there the convention is clear. In epic you begin with the
theme. It is not for nothing that tlie Iliad begins with a
wrath, and the Odyssey with a man. But romance, which
breathes by colour, adds it to the theme, and so it is with
the ballad :
It fell about the Martinmas time.
When the wind blew snell and cauld :
there, and in things like it, is tiie theme presented as
colour. Some such tiling, no doubt, was in Stevenson's
mind wiien he held forth to a correspondent upon the
necessity for a novel to 'begin to end badly', or 'well',
as may be. He quarrelled with the happy opening of
Richard Feverel, if I remember rightly.
Well then, with the opening oi the Morte d' Arthur in
our heads, here is its lineal descendant of the nineteenth
century, in a brisk exordium :
' About thirty years ago. Miss Maria Ward, of
Huntingdon, witli only seven thousand pounds, Iiad tlie
good luck to captivate Sir Thomas Bertram, of Mansiit-ld
Park, in the county of Northampton, and to be thereby
raised to the rank of a baronet's lady, with all the
comforts and consequences of a handsome home and
large income.'
As 1 say, brisk, business-like, crisp, epigrammatic.
Colour is watered down to a question of the almanacs ;
theme is there, without being forced upon us. Yet it is
entirely adequate to the matter in hand. In its way it is
an oveiture, if only to a toy-syniphony. It tunes us up.
We stand uyon the shore of an unknown sea, ready foi
the baronet's lady and all her ser/urlar. Miss Austen is,
I consider, one of our Iwst beginners. How admirable is
that of Emma !
2o6 BEGINNINGS
Much had happened in the interval between Sir Thomas
Malory and her. Among other things Defoe had invented
the novel, and therefore, in a way, Miss Austen herself.
He saw, however, no better way of doing it than to make
a chronicle of it, which had been Sir Thomas's way too ;
but there was one vast difference between them. Both
began at the beginning ; but Sir Thomas used colour to
enhance his tale, and Defoe to lower it. Sir Thomas
would enchant you, lift you into ' realms of old ' ; Defoe
would sober you down. Both used persuasion — Literature
is for ever linked with cookery — but Sir Thomas would
have you see reality as a dream, Defoe a dream as a
reality. Here is Defoe at his best :
'I was born in the year 1632, in the city of York,
of a good family though not of that county, my Father
being a Foreigner of Bremen, who settled first at
Hull. . .'
He runs on with his particularities: his mother's name
Robinson, his father's Kreutznaer, and so on. That was
Defoe's manner, which I suspect to have been derived
from Cervantes. He had the same love of verisimilitude,
and the same need of it, though more daintiness in its
employ :
' In a village of La Mancha, the name of which I
have no desire to call to mind, there lived not long since
one of those gentlemen that keep a lance in the lance-
rack, an old buckler, a lean iiack, and a greyhound for
coursing.'
That is a much more literary, but not more artful, manner
than Defoe's, essentially the same. It is carefully com-
pressed ; Defoe's, with equal care, is diffuse. Both have
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had their followers. Defoe's has outlasted the greater
man's. Meantime another style of narration had been
discovered which I hope I shall be forgiven for calling the
Cheap-Jack manner. The Cheap- Jack persuades by dazzle,
by hypnosis. He has unlimited words at his tongue's end,
and bemuses you with the flood of them. Rabelais is
answerable for that :
'Most noble and illustrious drinkers, and you tiirice-
precious profligates (for to you antl none else do I dedi-
cate my writings), Alcibiades, in that dialogue of
Plato's . . .'
and so on, and so on — for ever. And that also is Sterne's
way of doing it. True, Tristram Shandy begins at the
beginning, and indeed at the very beginning — but with
what chirping, with what prattle !
' I wish either my father or mother, or indeed both
of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it,
had minded what they were about when they begot
me ... '
Tristram does not gcl^ iiimself born at that rate until the
beginning of Chapter V, there being so much more of
Opinions than of Life in his immortal memoir. With a
booTc like that you have neither theme nor colour to prc-
disjX)se you to its perusal. You have curiosity, that only.
I know people who have tiied to reail Tristram Shandy for
the story, to see what happineil. Ami I know what liid
hap])cn. ' Fratello, lu non voi esser inteso : io non ti
voglio intcnderc — vai con cento diavoli.' That is how an
Italian, according to Dean Church, treated i-n 'enigmatic
prophet ', before throwing him into the fire. ' My dear
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man, you have no desire to be understood, and I no desire
to understand you. Go to the deuce.' A good many
novel-readers have bidden Sterne to the deuce ; and I
don't at all shrink from owning that I have never reached
the end of Shandy — or of Gargantua either, for that
matter. The Cheap-Jack, in fact, must stand or fall upon
his own gifts. If his kind of nonsense suits yours, well
and good.
Fielding had not the patter for that way of opening.
You may call his the arm-chair, port-and-wainuts way, and
not be wrong. He had the passion for dissertation ; he
loved it for its own sake as well as his own ; he must
buttonhole the reader. That made him a bad staiter,
though not nearly so bad as Sir Walter Scott ; botii
Amelia and Tom Jones begin at Chapter II, Tom Jones
hardly there. I think the appetite grew upon him with
his' growing facility. In Tom Jones you have an overture
to pretty well every chapter, asides and proscenium-a])pear-
ances which really hold up the action. Thackeray,
deriving very much from him, was nevertheless better at
getting away with the thing. Nothing could be better
than the openings of Vanity Fair and Pendennis, nothing
more sententious and ambagical than the first chapter of
The Neivcomes, which, however, is ])Ut into the pen of
Pendennis himself, a first-class prig. In Esmond you are,
or ought to be, prepared for the easy circumlocutions of
Sir Richard Steele — but except you are uncommonly quick
on the uptake, you are not so prepared. As a consequence,
Esmond succeeds generally on a second perusal, and better
and better as you re-read. But comparatively few there
be of the ordinary run of readers wiio find it again after
the first rebuff. Dickens was an excellent starter, using
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many manners, mostly well. ' The kettle began it ' is not
a happy instance. That is a bang on the drum, like a
showman's ;it a fair. But what could be better than the
beginning of Domhey ?
' Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in
the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked
up warm in a little basket bedstead, carefully disposed
on a low settee immediatclv in front of the lire, and
close to it, as if his constitution were analogous to that
of a muffin, and it was essential to toast him brown
while he was very new.'
Allowing for Dickens's weakness for far-fetciied images,
that is as good a formula as you could want for the begin-
ning of a novel. Theme and colour both there. The
next paragraph is quite as good, and the whole chapter
keeps it up. What is especially artful about it is that,
while it is beginning at the beginning in the good old way,
it is also an overture, according to new doctrine. Others
followed him hard— Charles Reade, Wilkie Collins,
Walter Bcsant, and the '^mailer fry.
'She went intd the garden to cut a cabbage to make
an apple-pie. And while she was there . . .
From the genius to whom that opening was revealed
come Henry .lames and all the modern novelists, ' so
many and so many and such glee,' who begin their books
in the middle — Mr. Conrad and a countless host. Mr.
.lames did not hit upon the device until the mex-z.o del camm'm
of his mortal career, and, as some would have it, at the
i-nd of his immortal. The Poitidit of ii I.mly i)egins with
a dissertation about tea, very much as lorn Jones witii one
about things in general, but later on we come to 'She
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went into the garden ', or even to ' So she went into the
garden ', which is to take a very high Hne with the reader.
I neither accuse nor defend. All that I am concerned to
say about it is that, beginning in the middle, he was
generally skilful enough to avoid the explicit harking-back
which others have not been able to do — to their detriment,
I think. For see what happens. If the middle of the
story is the beginning of the novel, the beginning of the
novel will be the middle of the story ; and what then
becomes of Form, which all discuss and none understand ?
I don't pretend to admire the formula, anyhow, and have
never been tempted to adopt it. You gain very little by it,
and inevitably lose much. Mr. James became its bond-
slave at the last, wound himself in webs of explication
which involved him ever the deeplier. I daresay he did
it as well as it could be done — but was it worth doing ?
I doubt it.
Lastly, you can begin at the end. Mr. de Morgan did
that once. His hero, the teller of the tale, is on his
death-bed when tlie scene opens. This dismal fact
haunted me. The tale was long. ' He'll never last out,
poor wretch,' was always at the back of my mind as I
read on.
But here is enough of novels. Per correr m'lgllor acque^
for a moment.
I began with prose, and shall end with it, but wish to
say a word about epics while it is in my head. It is quite
true that the practice of Homer, to begin strictly with the
theme, has been observed in Europe from ApoUonius
Rhodius, through Virgil, and the Italian sugar-baker
epopoeists — of whose openings Tasso's full-sounding line,
Canto I'armi pietose, e 'i capitano,
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is much the best — ; through the mock-epics down to the
parlour-epics of Cowper —
I sing the Sofa.
It has been followed, I take it, for tlie plain reason that
there is no better way of beginning a really great piece of
work than by telling yourself and the rest of the world
just what you are going to do. But the absence of colour,
the avoidance of all pretence to an overture, mu^t have
some other reason — which I suppose to be this, that the
Epic has been and has remained a classical composition,
making no* attempt at spheral music, having neither space,
time, nor inclination for it, depending wholly on character
and plot. Even in modern, romantic times, even when
built ujjon romance, as most of the confectionery epics
were — Boiardo's, Pulci's, Ariosto's — the rule has held.
I am not ready to admit that the Chunsou df Roland is the
exception which it seems to be. Tliat, as we have it, is
an epic fragment. Nobjdy can be sure how it began,
except that it was not as it begins now. The invocation
of the muse, another convention of the I'lpic, is a j)iece of
piety, archaistic or not, with which I ilon't :it all mind
confessing my sympathy.
Mock-ej)ics may doubtless be reckoneil by lifties (mostly,
I hope, in caves), but at the moment I can only remember
two, and have the same fault to lind with each of them.
Tassoni begins his Secch'ta Rapilti in the regular way —
•
Vorrei cantar quel memorando sdegno,
Ch* infiammo gia ne' fieri jxrtti umani
Un' infelice e vil Secchia di Icgno . . .
But what an extraordinary blunder of his, to let down his
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whole comic apj)aratus in the third line of the poem, and
(so to speak) kick the bucket before he has begun ! If
you wished to pull the thing off I don't see how you could
treat the bucket too ceremoniously. It is the pivot of your
plot, without which you have nothing. to say. But I don't
myself think that Tassoni did pull it off. Pope, on the
other hand, certainly did, though he made it more difficult
by just the same too early disparagement of his theme :
What dire offence from am'rous causes sjjrings,
What mighty contests rise from trivial things,
I sing. This verse to Caryl, Muse ! is due :
This ev'n Belinda may vouchsafe to view :
Slight is the subject, but not so the praise.
If She inspire, and He approve my lays.
What an ineptitude, when the slightness of the subject
was the very opi)ortunity of the poem ! Then we come
to Cowper and The Task.
The Task is not a mock-epic, though it is a good deal
more amusing than either of those I have just looked at.
Part of its humour consists in the employment of heavy
machinery for a light purpose — as if you should use a
Nasmyth hammer for pounding sugar, or a steam-roller
for a cider-press ; and it is just possible that his word of
extenuation is noticeable. If it is noticeable it is wrong —
that 's certain. I must now give the exordium :
I sing the Sofa. I, who lately sang
'l^ruth, Ho])e, and Ciiarity, and touch'd with awe
The solemn chords, and with a trembling hand,
Escap'd with pain from that advent'rous flight,
Now seek repose upon an humbler theme ;
The theme though iiumble, yet august and proud
Til' occasion — for the hair commands the song.
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Wliat a gentleman Cowjier was ! There is no other way
of appraising the mastery and courtliness of that beginning.
The next paragraph is exactly riglit :
Time was, when clothing sumptuous or for use,
Save their own painted skins, our sires had none.
As yet black breeches were not ; satin smooth,
Or velvet soft, or plush with shaggy pile :
The hardy cliief upon the rugged rock
Wash'd by the seen the pages of a good book.
Thoughts on 'Doric
THERE may be readers who cannot see how ' Black-
niwore maidens ' differ from ' Blackmore girls ', except
in print. They, of course, will get nothing from
The primrwose in the sheade do blow,
The cowslip in the zun,
except a slight sensation of oddness. Barnes wrote like
that originally, because, as he said, he could not help it,
latterly because he came to adjudge the Dorsetshire
vernacular as a ' tongue ' and not a ' corruption '. That
was also Mr. Hardy's opinion, from whom I quote it.
Personally 1 am not prepared to accept Barnes's judgement,
though I think his instinct was right. The question then
is, why was it right .''
It is to be observed, first of all, that he composed, as
we all do now, for readers of the word, and not hearers
only. There is — or was — a very real sense in which
poetry could be regarded as the music of the mind ; but
directly you cut off music from the hearing ear and approach
that organ through the eyes you may be driven to typo-
graphic freaks, to a sort of phonetic spelling, if you despair
otherwise of carrying your reader with you into your islands
of the blest. Barnes evidently did so despair, because,
secondly, I observe that he did not write Dorsetshire prose,
but only Dorsetshire verse. In short, what he sought to
obtain by his Doric was character. I suppose that was
what Dickens was after when he transliterated Sam Weller.
I might even suppose that it was what Burns was after,
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if that were not to involve me in supposing that it was
what Mistral was after.
William Barnes was born with the nineteenth century
(in 1 801), and almost lived it out, dying in 1886. From
birth to death I don't thiik that he was ever, for long
together, more than forty miles away from where I sit.
The speech he heard and used is the speech I hear every
day ; the men and women of his commerce are also mine ;
the grassy solitudes, open downs, water-meadows, cjuiet
clear streams of whicli lie sang are as familiar to me as the
tongue in which he sang them. Pentridge, where he was
born, is some eiglit miles away ; Came, where he died, not
so much as forty. I know Blackmore Vale from end to
end. It would be foolish to call this country the oldest
part of Britain, yet I may say that there is at least no part
ot it where you can be more conscious how old Britain is,
or how long ago there were Britons in it. The hills of
Pentridge and of Dorchester are thick witii relics of the
dead ; here also I have only to walk a mile from my iiouse
to find myself standing amid the vestiges of a people who
lived in community there before Stonehcnge was raised up
on the Plain. It is wonderful to me to consider those dim
neolithic men and women, still more to understand that I
live among their descendants at this day, and im in all
probability descended from them myself, iniieriting who
knows what instincts, aptitudes, prejudices, manner of
conduct, habit of vision ; helpless resultant of how much
passion ; blind traveller througli h(nv much tangled growth !
Something of all this may be reflected in Barnes's manner
— that is, in liis Doric ; but there is none of it in his
matter. His insensibility to history is remarked uj)on by
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Coventry Patmore, one of his warmest admirers, and can
hardly escape any reader. Yet he was a learned man, and
a careful metrist. His verse has qualities which must
endear it to all lovers of poetry. It is musical, fluent,
facile and accomplished. It is much more artful than it
appears to be. His rhythms are fetched from as far as
Persia, some of them, and cunningly contrived. He
touches tlie emotions readily, being emotional himself;
seldom the heart. His emotions, however, are very near
the surface. Nothing is significant to him but appearance ;
and being of sanguine temperament, he ' sees the world
the colour he is ot '. All his maidens are pretty (and
certainly Dorsetshire girls are often pretty), and all his
young men are true, which is by no means the fact. The
sun is mostly shining in his landscapes : he j)refers to sing
of the hay-time. He is, in fact, an idyllist. The terrible,
the bitter, the desperate, the hopeless things are passed
over. He does not, then, present so much a reading as a
confection of earth, and to correct your understanding of
life in Dersetshire, or anywhere else for that matter, a
study of his disciple, Mr. Hardy, must supplement your
study of Barnes. Village life resembles all other lives in
this at least, that the desire of man is in continual conflict
with his means, and generally gets the "worst of it. The
favour and the prettiness of Barnes's pictures lose poig-
nancy without some hint of that long struggle.
It is veiy seldom that he probes so deeply into life as
in JVoak Hill:
When sycamore leaves wer a-spreadfen,
Green-ruddy in hedges,
Bezide the red doust o' the ridges,
A-dried at Woak Hill ;
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I packed up my goods to the hills to hunt a ground hog,
Whackfol iloodle all day.
You draw your ground hog with a ten-foot pole. So ilid
Berry and Kate in the song. Tiien they*
Took iiim by the tail and wagged him to a log.
And swore, by grab, it's a pretty fine hog.
You cat your ground hog, as we do not our i)adger ; and
you tan his hide for clothing. I le must be good eating too.
'I'hey put him in a pot, and the chikiren began to
smile ;
They ate that ground hog before it struck a-boil.
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Last came the turn of tlie coloured girl.
Up stepped Susie with a snigger and a grin,
Ground hog grease all over her chin.
That is the eschatology of the ground hog.
' Sourwood Mountain ' is a love-song, melodious, negro
half-nonsense, with the love-pain, as always, underneath the
foolishness. ' Noah's Ark ' —
Down by the graveyard we must walk,
See long graves as well as short.
Oh, who built the ark ? Oh, Noah, Noah,
Noah built the ark, Oh, yes, my Lord —
is the kind of thing over which negroes might sing or dance
themselves mad. It is too fervent altogether for Americans
or English. But there is ' Little Mohee ' which is, I am
sure, true to our nations at their best.
As I sat a-musing, myself on the grass.
Oh, whom should I spy but an Indian lass ?
She was the ' little Mohee ' of the title, and her wooing,
wliich was very innocent and very ardent at once, was in
the fullness of time and the ballad rewarded. For wlicn
The girl I had trusted proval untrue to me,
I says, I'll turn back my courses over the sea.
I'll turn my courses, and backward I'll flee,
I'll go spend my days with the little Mohee.
That is the way of it, and not only in Kentucky, where
maids are kind and young men true and tender — at least
in ballads.
Eutopia
I SEE that the Trade Unionists have turned down the
Communist uprising in their midst. Not that way
therefore is our salvation to be expected for the moment,
nor Utopia to be discerned with the letter before its name
which makes all the difference. It is good testimony, as
far as it goes, to Communism that nearly all visionary Com-
monwealths have been built ujion it, but still better to the
greatest of them, that one which is outlined in the New
Testament, that it alone reads plausibly. The reason is
plain. Men will not willingly forgo the chance of riches
in tiiis world unless they can be sure of them in another.
The Revealer of the Oos])el, in fact, did not omit human
nature from his reckoning, as the Utopiarians have always
done. Various, and sometimes comical, have been their
shifts to manipulate that uncommonly tough i)roduct. As
you read them one after another the same thing hapjK-ns :
human nature is always ' breaking in ' to confound them.
iSir Tliomas More evaded rather tlian hamlled the dilliculty
iiy placing Utopia ' beyond the line etpiinoctial ', somewhere
between India and IJrazil. Mr. Wells asked help of
Heaven, and procured a Comet whose sanitary exlialations
changed mankind from the roots. Civil War «ii(l for
William Morris what it has never done yet for anybody
else; and according to Edward I'ellaniy, 'the change had
been long foreseen. Public opinion had become fully ri]ic
for it, and the whole mass of people was Ix-hind it.' Thai
has a comfortable sound. ' Et de Charon pas un mot ! '
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as Madame lie Sevigne was fond of quoting. Nobody's
head punched, nobody's throat cut ! Unfortunately we
know better. Alone among the nations of the world
Russia has seen the theory of these dreamers put to work.
Utopians in Moscow have spread communism by the sword,
but human nature has been too strong for the sword, Mos-
cow is under the heel of Lenin ; but the peasants hold
Russia.
The requisites for turning Utopia into Eutopia are
religion and a small country. The proposals of the New
Testament alone contain the first ; all schemes without
exception have the second. Plato's Republic would have
been of Athenian dimensions, a territory about the size of
Middlesex. Sir Thomas More's island was two hundred
miles broad, and had five hundred miles total coast-line ;
Morris's Nowhere was, of course, England, apparently with-
out Scotland ; Bellamy looked backward to a United States
which had shrunk to little more than Massachusetts.
Harrington's model for Oceana (which by the way was not
Communistic) was Venice. So it lias proved in real life.
The happiest countries within experience have been the
smallest: Switzerland, the best democracy the world has
yet seen ; Denmark, the peasant farmer's paradise ; Holland,
Belgium, to name only those. I might pry curiously into
the histoiy of my own country, and ask whether, when
England was called ' merry ', it was not much of a size
with those four ; or I might look forward, rather, to see
whether events in Britain are not actually tending that way.
Decentralization is certainly going on, very markedly here.
The great Dominions are self-sufficient, dominions only in
name. India, Egypt, Malta are on the way to Dominion
status, or beyond it. Ireland must inevitably be separated ;
EUTOPIA ^39
Scotland, Wales, can hardly be denied if they choose for
indej)endence. Nationality, far from having been obliterated
by war, has been emphasized. There is no fear of our
country's being too big for reform. The question is, will
it have religion enough to justify reform, or be poor enough
to make reform a necessity ?
A Socialist and a Fabian wrote the other day that
' we were all communists at heart ', and it is not hard to
understand. Money, we see, is a cause of evil and misery.
Do away with it, and evil and misery will vanish. It is
an engaging fallacy. Or despise the precious minerals, as
the Utopians did. Make gold the badge of your bondmen,
give diamonds to the children to play with. No sane citizen
will covet them then. True ! but he will covet something
else comprehended in the tenth Commandment. Money,
after all, may be sacks of corn, or women, or white
elephants, or white mice. The real reform would be not
to want too much money, or (which follows) a monopoly
in it. But that is a matter for religion alone — or, of course,
for necessity. If men could be persuaded to Christianity
in a way and to an e.xtent to which they have never been
persuaded yet, evangelical jioverty would come in, and we
might snap our fingers, if wc wished to, at evangelical com-
munism. For the truth of the matter is tiiat poverty is
the essential of happiness, and not communism. But
])ovcrty' by choice is never likely to obtain in our country,
though it easily might in Gern)any.
No. Tlic poverty which we shall experience before
long will Ik- a poverty of necessity. I would r.ither tli.it
we had the other ; but either will make for our happiness
as a nation. It will nv.in that we must su])port ourselves,
and every one of us work for his own living. Since we have
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ruined the coal trade we shall have no raw material for
export. We may pick up our carrying again ; and if we
go properly to work we may have farm and dairy-j)roduce
to trade withal. Wool once more — why not ? But manu-
facture will leave us when the Capitalists do, and with them
inevitably a large section of our artisan population. That
will put us in a fair way to become what News from
Nowhere reported us, a small })astoral and fishing com-
munity. A decently fertile soil and a relatively small
population : that is my own idea of Eutopia. It was not
William Morris's. He foresaw an upholsterer's paradise
somehow or another, but never explained how we remained
so rich. How, for instance, did his Golden Dustman
provide himself with gold for his adornment ? Whence
came the silken tissues, the wine and oil wherewith the
neighbours made themselves glad ? These things can only
be understood by supposing a liberal state of barter with
other countries ; and as we used no money, that all other
nations were in the same state of grace. But it doesn't
matter. So long as England is England we shall have
money, though luckily not very much, and everybody will
work for his own hand.
Let us not deceive ourselves. Whatever is done in this
country in the direction of Eutopia will be done by neces-
sity ; for though we excel in practice, we have no theory
and distrust those who ])rofess it. Least of all have we
any theory about the virtue resident in work. We have
never woiked but on compulsion, and assuredly we never
shall. Fynes Moryson, a Lincolnshire man, the first of
our people who travelled to improve his mind, and who
did not know his countrymen the worse for having seen
Europe from end to end, put his finger upon our sensitive
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part. ' It is a singularity in the n;iture of the English
that they are strangely addicted to all kyndes of pleasure
above all other nations.' He put it down to idleness, not
caring perhaps to go more deeply into the matter. It may
be that he went deep enough. We are, indeed, mentally
rather than physically idle. That is why we hate theory
and are good at practice. Theory involves mental exercise,
but practice saves it. Moryson notes also our love of sport,
' No nation followeth these pastimes and exercises on horse-
backe and on foote so frequently and paynfully in any
measure of comparison. . . . Not only gentlemen but yeo-
men frequently hunt the hayre, not only with greyhounds^
but hownds, in keeping whereof for that purpose divers
yeomen joyne together; for England wants not Acteons
eaten up by their ownc dogs.' A witty and a just observa-
tion. But a term has been set to all that. We shall have
our Euto])ia malgre nous.
The Wisdom of the Simple
RELIGION catches our peoi)lc sometimes and
renders them capable of strange exaltations. In
that state I have known men journey from cottage to
cottage in the dark and, gaining an entrance, preach the
second coming of the Lord to the occuiiants, who are
mostly too ready for bed to pay much heed. And Lord
or no Lord, say they, they have to be up before tlie sun
in the morning. I have not known many conversions
wrought by these Evangelists, but I have heard of no cases
where they have been scorned or lidiculed. We treat
them rather (and so they do in the East) as God-smitten
persons in whom the divine seal must be respected. It is
more common to find the enthusiasm which flames so
fiercely further West — as in Cornwall — score for itself,
with us, an ethical channel in men ; and that is why with
societies like the Primitive Methodists tectotalism has
become an eleventh Commandment, and would even seem
sometimes to be the only Commandment.
Ordinarily, so far as I see, religion takes its place as one
of the smaller spiritual relaxations in village life, its use
not very far removed from that of the tea-drinking which
is such a stand-by of the housewife of our day that one
cannot imagine what the people were like who knew
nothing of it. Religion is really very much that same kind
of solace and resource, and its recurrent practice, on
Sunday evenings, as punctually observed as the five o'clock
daily call. I should very much like to know if it was
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ever very different — before the Reformation, for instance,
when there were Mass, and miraculous images, and St.
Christopher on tlic North wall, and the Doom in lurid red
and sepia over the rood. To judge by the ballads and
such mysteries as survive, our villagers lent themselves to
the Church rather than were dee])ly in its debt. The
Celtic strain in us, as you see it in Wales and Cornwall,
may have known the raptures of Mariolatry. To be sure
it did. But there is no hint of such experiences here.
Now, at any rate, to shift my figure, we use religion as an
outer garment, a cloak which we can throw on or off" as
the weather veers ; but for our daily and intimate wear, to
cover our moral nakedness, we have a philosophy. With
no notion whatever of Zeno and Cleanthes and Epictetus,
we are stoics in our simplicity. ' Lead me, Zeus, an,!
thou. Destiny, ivhithersoever ye have appointed me to i^o, and
"nay I follow fearlessly. Rut if in an evil mind I he
umvilling, still must I folloiu.''
I know a man — not an old man cither as men go here —
who has lately found himself in the grip of a mortal
disease. His heart, he has been told, is so affected that
it may fail him at any moment. Nobody knows it better
than he does, yet anybody can learn it in the hushed-doun
voice of him and in the patient watchfulness of his
eyes. He is a widower, a childless man, has been so for
fifteen years, living since his bereavement entirely alone.
For fifteen years then he has risen at half-past four — bring
a carter by calling — lit his own fire, cooked his own
breakfast, and gone forth to his labour. At noon he has
cooked his own dinner ; — at five he has been free, and af
eight in bed. Now all that is changed, except the
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loneliness ; and to that now is added idleness. He dares
not walk at all, beyond furnishing, as he must, the simple
needs of his house. Those done, he creeps out, if the
weather is fair, to his gate and leans upon it, watching the
hills and teams at work there, conversing in that still small
voice of his with whomsoever will stop for a while. Or
he will hoist himself with a stick into the churchyard and
potter among the gravestones there, every one of which
records a name as familiar to him as his own. A healthy,
sane-living, slow, industrious man as he has been, he might
have looked for another twenty years' activity : yet here he
is marked down by the Grizzly One, and aware of it.
You know it by the waiting look in his little bright eyes —
clear yellow eyes, he has. What a life is that ! To move,
lie down, rise up, see the brave sunlight spread abroad, and
be yourself enfolded in a grey shadow, wiiich moves as you
move and settles down over you wherever you are.
Whenever I pass his way I slop and talk with him.
My heart is charged with pity, but I don't think he needs
it. He speaks of his symptoms with interest; he realizes
that he himself, standing as he is on the brink of the void,
is an interesting person. But he is not concerned about it,
nor terrified (as I know I should be) at the almost certain
prospect of a lonely death. That is not at all on bis mind,
which runs wholly in the past. It is curious to notice how
his august and constant companionship has added to
his moral stature. He talks as if he were the ])atriarch of
the village, though he would want nearly thirty years more
to be so. He has' acquired the garrulity and particularity
of extreme old age ; will talk by the hour together of the
place as he has known it, of where the mill used to stand,
of old cottages pulled down, of old pastures plowed up ;
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of how his mother brought up eight children on his father's
nine shillings a week. It is not at ail that he is insensible
to his treadings ; he knows only too well how things are
with him. The least worry or excitement, as he owns,
puts him all in a shakement. But lie accepts, he is
of Zeno's band. Pauvre et tr'tste humanite ! Yes, but the
Stoics make the best show for it.
The fact is that birth and death are equally your room-
fellows if you live as these people ilo. Any one of us
here will have slept with a corpse in the bed ; and there
are few women who have been alone there during conline-
ment. Such fan)iliarity with natural process has its effect,
makes one's own life a natural process, ami the mind
acquiescent. Every stroke, you may say, of nature drives
tradition the deeper. A favourite tag of the essayist's
can be refuted evciy day in the village. Our young men
know very well that their turn must come, and have no
false delicacy in talking of it. Two years ago, having
bouglit a suitable piece of land, I jflanted an orchard. My
gardener was interested, but could not understand that
I was no less so. ' Why, Sir,' he said, ' look at the time
it will be before those trees come into bearing. You'll be
liopping off, before you see your money back.' I might
be, no doubt, but I jilanted as an amateur. After all I had
done nothing comjiared with that famous old Dean of
Chichester who, at ninety-three, insisted with his daughter
that she should collect and plant for him the seed
of a Himalayan rhododendron which he had espieii in
a friend's garden.
Acquiescence in the inevitable end of us all does not
hinder the cry of wounded love when it comes. Men and
women cry easily, for each other, even for themselves, and
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grief will take all forms except that of vocal expression.
Emotion seems to seal the fountain of speech witli them,
and when it is of sorrow is the worse to see for its petri-
faction. It is because it is maimed, as it were, of half its
outlet that it takes sometimes strange and terrible shapes.
I knew a young woman whose first baby was born with
the doom upon it. It was a war-baby, and all the time
she was carrying it the mother had been fretting for
her husband in France. It flickered for a fortnight, then
simply faded out like a candle flame. She would not
leave it lying, but had it on her knees all day, in her bed
at night. So she spent her grief. When they came
to lay it in its little coflin, she kissed it once, but did not
follow to the grave. Next morning 'I saw her at her
daily work as usual. She would speak of it if needs
were, and with few tears, but never forgot it, and never has
forgotten. She h;.s others now, but always reckons that
first as one of the tale. She will tell you she has four
children, as Wordsworth's cottage maid said ' We are
seven '. But that reckoning looks before as well as behind.
I once asked a boy in Tuscany how many brothers
and sisters he had ; ' Momenti siamo sette,' he answered.
' We shall be seven in a minute.' He knew all about it.
Village children do.
The 'Peasant m Church
A letter from Mr. James Ismay upon the vagaries of
Anglicanism in The Times led me to consider, not
his difficulties, wliich, inasmuch as they could be voiced,
were not without balm, but those rather of the voiceless in
the villages. What is the attitude of the peasant towards
ritual ' How does he relate it to doctrine ? How does
either affect his conduct ? Mr. Ismay complained of
variation in church ])racticc, and \cry reasonably said
that in a village where there is but one church, whatever
the practice may be, it must be a matter of plain ' take it
or leave it ' for the church-goers. ' It is hard ', he went
on, 'for those in small country parishes to adapt tiieir
religious views to the convictions of tlie priest or clergy-
man ; the average church-goer desires moderation, and
dislikes ornate vestments and excessive genuflections."
Living as I do in a neighbouring county, I am confulcnt
that he s])okc fairly for the villager of the West of England,
whose religious ])ractice is determined by tradition and use,
and to whom dogma is of small account. In people who
rule their lives by habit any religion can be induced if you
JK-gin early enough and go on long enough. 'I'iie bieak
with Rome, wc should say, has been as summary as any
break could be. Yet wherever you find a great Calliolic
house you will find small Catholic cottages round about it,
whose numl)ers slowly increase as time goes on. liduca-
tion and continuity make sure of that ; and to help ihem
there is always the apjeal to history which will illumin.ite
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somebody or other as by a ' sudden glory ' — and the rest
is easy. The Church of Enghxnd, while it may have
gained by its release from the yoke, has missed those
great auxiliaries, Doctrine and practice may vary with the
incumbent. The 'minister' and the 'priest' are both
named in the prayer-book, but the villager will be be-
wildered if he have first only the one and next only the
other. At lirst bothered by ' excessive genullcctions ', and
next irritated, he will presently abstain from church-going.
Nothing is more difficult, and few things in history are
more interesting, than to conclude what the attitude of the
peasant has been towards religion and religious practice.
Did he help to build, was it his call which built, the great,
aiiy, well-ordered churches, say, of the Fen country ?
Was his the hand which laboured, his the eye which
desired, the lovely ornament you see in the Cotswold
churches ? Did he and his likes claim, or ever fill, the
one-and-twenty fine churches of the Avon valley which, in
Cobbett's time, existed for the needs of two thousand and
eighty ])cople ? My belief is that he both built his church
and attended it, in each case because he was bidden. I
think that he heard Mass, took the Sacrament, went on
pilgrimages, constrained by use and wont ; and that he
listened gladly to sermons whenever he could get them.
I don't doubt that he kept the fasts as well as the feasts,
paid Church-scot and partook Church-ales ; but I believe
that he was at all times in strict relation to his priest,
seldom a better man, and generally a worse one. What
the priest often was, what he sometimes was, we can learn
from various scandalized pens as well as from scandalous —
from Walter Mapes, Nicholas Bozon, Chaucer, Langland,
Wyclif, and the author of Gammer Gurtons Needle. But
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what are we to think of church-goers whose common term
for the Sacrament of the altar was ' .Tack-in-the-Box ' ?
Gamnur Gurtons Needle is instructive. It can hardly be
earher than 1550; yet it shows us a Catholic England.
Dame Chat her deare gossyp this needle had found ;
Yet knew shee no more of this matter (alas !)
Than know'th Tom our Clarke wliat the Priest saith at
masse
is one of many casual references in it, A gross and trivial
piece of buffoonery, full of sculduddery, one puts it down
with the feeling that its author knew his village and his
peasantry, and that they cannot have been better instructed
or gentlicr living than he makes them out.
What they made of the Elizabethan settlement there 's
no telling now. Did they see Madonna go without a
tear? If one did not know their vast j)aticnce and their
power of silence it would be hard to believe. How did
they consider of the Presbytrrian interlude ? Here and
there one of them was touched by Quakerism and fed the
Inner Light :
'In the beginning of the year 1655, I was at liie
plough in the east parts of Yorkshire in OKI England . . .
and, as I walked after the |)lough, I was filled with the
love and jjresence of the living CJod, which did ravish
my heart when I fell it, for it did increase and abound
in me like a living stream, so did the life and love of
God run through me like a precious ointment giving a
pleasant smell, which made me to stand still. . . .'
That is Marmaduke Stevenson, hanged in Massachusetts
for his opinions in \(^^)^. iCxcej)! for the like of that,
Nonconformity diil not toucii thf peasantry until .Folin
Wesley took to the road. Then it smote ihcm hip and thigh,
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and ran like wildfire through the West. The farm-hands
of both sexes used to meet in the open field in the dark.
They joined hands in prayer, they sang ; they had their
Agapes, their ecstasies of more than one kind. Faith was
exemplified ; works did not always respond. Yet who
shall say that Fielding's picture of the Seagrim family —
Molly was a church-goer, as we know — presents a better
state of affairs than Lackington's of the Methodists' pious
orgies ; of the ' spiritual dairy-maid ' whom he married,
and who died presently ' in enthusiastic rant, surrounded
with methodist preachers ' ? '
A moving picture of the Wiltshire poor in the next
century is given in Memorials of a Quiet Life, the endearing
record furnished of the lives of Augustus and Maria Hare
by the adopted son of the latter. Augustus Hare, brother
of the redoubtable Julius, was appointed to the living of
Alton-Barnes in 1829, and served the cure through the
rick-burnings and machine-breakings of 1830, that terrible
year. In 1 831 Maiia Hare met one Richard Douse, a
Baptist who had been suddenly converted :
' I asked him what caused him to think seriously.
"Why, it was one day when I was working for Mr. Pile's
father; there were many of us, and we were talking of
dying. I said I was not afraid of death, why should I ?
I had not been cursing and swearing, nor doing as many
did. I always went to church and did nobody any harm.
The next day it came over me all at once. ... I was
out in the field. I had beat away my wife and mother
that I might go and pray, when all of a sudden it did
seem to I as if I heard a voice say in my ears, ' The
Blood of Jesus Christ cleanseth from all sin ' ; and in
that minute it seemed just as if two great hefts of wheat
were lifted off my back ".'
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Augustus Hare was 'high churcli ' in his way of 1830.
He observed the feasts and fasts, had weekly services in
Lent, and so on. But he was not a ritualist, and was, on
the other hand, that one thing for sake of which village
j>:ople will overlook even ' excessive genuflections '• He
was, to wit, a good plain preacher; and good plain preaching
is what the villager has always desiderated and too seldom
obtained. He gets the best preaching in chajjel ; accord-
ingly the best of him is a chapel-goer. He is no sacra-
mentalist ; imagination fails him. Least of all has he a
sympathetic or an historical imagination. It is rare for him
to be touched by the Quod semper, quod ub'ique argument
which appeals so directly to the priest. If touched by it
at all, he is guided by it Romewards, not to his parish-
church ; nor is he at any pains to understand what has
inspired the mind and heart of the young man who changes
all the ancient ways, puts a confessional in the side-cha))el
and an ever-burning lamp in the sanctuary. Rome does it
to-day because she did it yesterday. The i)easant under-
stands that argument. I'nit iiis young Vicar found it ovit
in a book.
Tha Letter- Writers
TH E judgement of so stored a mind as Mr. Saintsbury's
upon any efflorescence of literature is important. He
knows the law, the ropes, the lie of tlie ground — ^however
you choose to put it. But when he opens upon letter-
writing he brings us into an uncharted sea. There is no
canon of criticism there : artist or critic, you go as you
please. All that you can steer by is your instinct, or your
taste. Tliere is a standard of taste for every expression of
man's feeling ; and Mr. Saintsbury is so well aware of it
that he is entitled to take it or break it as he will. I don't
know that there is any elder now pontificating to whom I
should more readily defer than to him, unless it be Professor
Ker. Professor Ker's prejudices may be the deeplier rooted,
but they are (partly on that account) the less swayed by
passion. I feel that Mr. Saintsbury is a good hater, but
dare affirm he is the better lover for tliat. In his Letter
Book^ he has been properly provocative — with a sting on
every page ; and what more need one say ?
There is no art more apt for personal judgement than
that of letter-writing, for there is no other art in itself so
personal. What makes it so in particular is that it is privy
to two instead of one ; and that sets it off from all other
kinds of writing. The reaction of the multitude upon the
artist is different in kind as well as in degree from that of
the individual. The world at large hears the poet even
when he addresses Maecenas or Maria Gisborne, and he is
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well aware of it. Even if he indite a sonnet to his mistress's
eyebrow one of his own is cocked to the passengers abont
her. So, too, with ' Discourse upon our Present Dis-
contents, in a Letter to a Noble Lord', where his lordship
is no more than a stalking-horse. The letter which is
written with an eye on the general (even if it be the post-
humous general) betrays itself. It takes a forensic spread,
cannot avoid the rhetorician's gesture. It is as if a man
should write a tragedy for Drury Lane. He frames his
periods to the echo. Good letters may have been written
on those terms, as good tragedies may have been written
for Drury Lane (though their names escape me) ; but they
are not in pari materia with private letters, and cannot lie
beside them. Three-quarters of his way through life
Stevenson discovered that his letters might be copy ; and
they were — and good co])y. But they ceased to be such
good letters. The community of interest was violated and
])erhaps there was no going back. It has been charged
against Walpole (and I see that Mr. Saintsbury suspects
him) that his punctiliousness in securing the return of hi'-
letters to Mann was to ensure their ])ublication. Personally
I don't believe it, because I fail to detect any tarnish upon
their naturalness. He was all his long life engaged upon
memoirs of his times, and needed them for that purpose.
There is no consciousness in tlie letters themselves that
any other eye than his correspondent's was upon thini, or
to lie so.
One of the great charms of the letter as a piece of ait is
that double |)ersonaIity involved. Practitioner and patient
act and react. Observe how Mme. de S6vign6 attunes iur
pen. Always delightful, she reserves the best of her malice
for Bussy, of her wit for Mme, de Lafayette, of her heart
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for her daughter, of her delicate reserve for M. de Guitaiilt.
One would like her letters to the Cardinal de Retz. She
loved and, oddly enough, revered that Eminence. The
desire to please should have been beautifully evident there.
So also Lamb was always at his wildest when writing to
Manning, finding something in the sage to egg him on.
Wordsworth, not surprisingly, provoked him to irony ; but
Coleridge had his heart. It was only to him that Lamb
wrote freely of himself. The same thing is noticeable in
Gray, never perfectly natural to any one but Thomas Wharton.
He wrote to Bonstetten as to a beloved child ; to Mason
as from an indulgent uncle ; to Wharton as an equal. Gray
comes next to Cowper, I think, in excellence ; but you can
read in him the sentences of a man who disapproved of
himself. Cowper, who in charm and translucency of wit
is the nearest we have to Mme. de Sevigne, is at his most
winning in his letters to Lady Hesketh. The situation
with her was delicate. She was the sister of his old flame,
not far pcriia])s from being herself a new flame. He never
overstepped the modesty of liis nature ; yet never said less
than he ought. Britain has bred no truer gentleman than
Cowper.
If Cowper was a true gentleman, Horace Walpole was
a fine one, much too fine to betray it. He could snub with
severity — witness his extinguishment of Mason when the
time was ripe. But he did it, not en grand seigneur, but as
a man of common sense. Though Mason had forgotten
himself, Walpole did not. Perhaps he could not. For
all his republicanism, he was very conscious of his rank, a
Wiiig tiirough and tiirough. But I cannot remember any
instance of his using his rank to crush a bore or an imperti-
nent. Now Byron wrote with intolerable insolence to
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Murray, and could hardly keep patronage out of his letters
to Tom Moore. How he galled the kibe of the unfortunate
Hunt the victim has declared.
What arc the properties of a good letter-writer, then,
genius apart, and a good corresjiondent implied : Leisure
and love of the art are of course ; self-esteem and the desire
to please, obvious. Esteem of the correspondent follows.
No artist has ever succeeded who despised his audience.
Byron, it may be said, succeeded, and did despise his
audience. But I doubt his success ; at best he was only
second-best. He ])roduces restlessness in the reader, dis-
ease. The fact is that he was a cabottn in grain, and would
have postured before his shoeblack if he c( uld not get
another looking-glass. You must be able to depend ujjon
your letter-writer to this extent, at least, that he believes
what he is telling you at the moment. With Byron you
could not. One other requisite of excellence there does
seem to be, if only because it was nearly always there, and
that is an ache. As a grain of flint to the oyster, so is
unhappiness to the poet, or an ache to the letter-writer.
Our best have been unliappy or discontented men. Swift
comes first. Mr. Sainlsbury calls him ' one of the unhappi-
cst lovers in the world '. What sort of a lover he was I
cannot say at the moment ; but there can be no doubt of
the misery in which he passed liis days. The problem in
Swift's touching ' .Journal to Stella * is how he could have
had the heart to keep it up, as he drti, while he was
' carrying on * with Vanessa in town. I'nt he did it — and
you can feel it trembling underneath, lint to pursue.
Cowper despaired, Gray disapproved of himsflf. Mme. »le
S6vign