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 LOS ANGELES
 
 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES 
 
 BY 
 
 J. BOWLES DALY, LL. D. 
 
 Author of "Radical Pioneers " "Ireland in the days of Dean Siri/l,' 
 
 "Ireland in '98," "Glimpses of Irish Industries," 
 
 " Storm Heroes," itx. 
 
 CALCUTTA: 
 
 PATRICK PRESS, 
 
 28 Convent Road. 
 
 1896.
 
 CALCrTTA : 
 
 PRISTED AND PUBLISHED BT S. P. GHOSH, 
 
 AT THE PATRICK PRESS, 
 
 28, COXTEh-T ROAD.
 
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 DEDICATION. 
 
 To 
 
 H. H. The GAEKWAR of BARODA, G. C. S. I. 
 
 Sir, 
 
 The fact that jou have sent the smartest lads in j'our 
 schools to England, France, Germany and America to get 
 a sound technical and Scientific Education ; that you have 
 founded an Agricultural College, opened several Technical 
 Schools and finally made Education compulsory in your 
 State, places you in the front rank of Educational reformers. 
 You have also given a splendid example of enlightenment 
 and liberaUty to all Educationalists in India : to the English 
 Government and to all the Princes and nobles who desire 
 the welfare of the people, I claim the credit of having first 
 sounded the tocsin in this battle and unsparingly condemned 
 the existing system of Education, which is old-fashioned 
 obsolete and absolutely worthless. It withdraws the youth 
 of the country from the fields, the forests and the workshop, 
 and degrades the University by converting it into an 
 
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 intellectual dram shop for the manufacture of quill-driving 
 machines, who are lost to their country and homes, and 
 whose only Nirvana is a Government pension. The thou- 
 sands who fail, return to their homes, a useless burden to 
 their families, censuring the Government which encouraged 
 hopes which were never realised. As a true lover of India 
 who feels for and with the youth of the country, I dedicate 
 to you this book containing desultory articles, many of which 
 when first published excited howls of indignation from 
 respectable rascality and cowardly conservatism. These 
 however are the best evidences a man can have, that he has 
 said something it was time to say, I pray that your High- 
 ness may have a long and prosperous reign to continue the 
 noble work you have begun, and that the people, through 
 tlie length and breadth of India, may bless and honour the 
 foremost and most unselfish Prince in the country. 
 
 I have the honour to remain, with the profoundest 
 sentiments of admiration and respect 
 Your Highness's 
 Very faithful servant 
 
 The Author.
 
 PREFACE. 
 
 Most of the articles have appeared in the Indian Press. 
 For permission to reproduce them, I beg to thank the 
 Editors of the " Times of India", the " Statesman" and 
 the " Bee". Some also appeared in the " Indian Daily 
 News" and the " Indian World", while conducted by me. 
 The letter of the students appeared in the " Indian Mirror". 
 
 173 Lower Circular Eoad 
 
 ~~^' ^J^JlcutJaT: ~}> J. BOWLES DALY. 
 
 28rd NovembeFl896.
 
 CONTENTS. 
 
 PAGE 
 
 The Cram System (Letters) ... ... ••■ 1 
 
 On the Hooghly ... ... ... ••« 16 
 
 The Indian Museum ... ... — ••• 23 
 
 The Fairy Tales of Science ... ... 33 
 
 The Virtue of old Shoes ... ..• ". •W 
 
 Technical Education ... ..• ... 45 
 
 Jail Labour ... ... ••• ••• ••• ^^ 
 
 The Mercantile Marine ... ... ... 55 
 
 The General Hospital ... ... ... 60 
 
 The Municipal Market ... ... ... ••• 68 
 
 Ceylon and its Gems ... ... ... 77 
 
 The Pearl Fisheries of Ceylon ... ... ... 89 
 
 Cawnpore ... ... ••• ••• ^° 
 
 Delhi ... ... ... ••• ••• ^^^ 
 
 Lahore ... ... ... ••• ••• m 
 
 LucKNOW ... ... ... ••• ••• 119 
 
 Agea ... ... ... ••• ••• 12'
 
 VI 
 
 PAGE 
 
 Darjeeling ... ... ••• ••• ••• 135 
 
 An Indian Novelist ... ... ... 146 
 
 An Eastern Impresario ... ... ... 150 
 
 The Amazons of the Thames Company ... ... 154 
 
 John Chinaman, m. d. ... ... ... . ... 160 
 
 The Hidden Powers in Man ... ... 167 
 
 D'arc's Marionettes ... ... ... ... 174 
 
 Interview with Miss Lucia Harwood ... ... 188 
 
 An Interview with Mr. Maples ... ... ... 196 
 
 An Interview with the Principal, Seebpoor College 203 
 
 Outwitting the Saheb ... ... ... ... 215
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 
 THE CRAM SYSTEM. 
 
 A BRILLIANT joumalistic friend of mine was once thrown 
 into prison for threatening the life of his mother-in-law. 
 I happened to call on him when he came out, and while 
 on the point of expressing my commiseration for the hard- 
 ship he suffered, he checked the current of my sympathy hy 
 saying : "It was just the experience I wanted. I have 
 been here and there and everywhere : up in a balloon, 
 down in a thieves' kitchen, gone through an earthquake, 
 written a book, and had the measles. I have gone through 
 all the appointed conditions of a modern man ; loved, 
 quarrelled, wrote, travelled, sinned, and repented. I only 
 wanted to see life from behind the bars of a prison to 
 complete my education." My friend made very good use 
 of his experience, for he wrote several articles on prison-life 
 and discipline, and suggested improvements which were 
 accepted by the Government and proved beneficial. He 
 attained his object, including the minor advantage of 
 entirely suppressing the objectionable mother-in-law. This 
 trivial incident proves that the world can be made wiser l)y
 
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 the disclosure of any of its members who are not prevented 
 by false modesty or any paltry reason from detailing their 
 experience. I have a tale to unfold which may lead to a 
 useful reform, if our rulers care to profit by the experience 
 of one of their least important subjects. 
 
 AX INDIAN PROFESSORSHIP. 
 
 It was with a distinct feeling of satisfaction, not unlike 
 that which consoled my friend of prison experience, that I 
 accepted the offer of the Professorship of English Literature 
 in the Metropolitan College, made me by the Hon'ble 
 Surendra Nath Bannerjee, the popular tribune and 
 educational broker of Bengal. Mr. Bannerjee is the 
 proprietor of the Ripon College, a large establishment with 
 several branches, and, being an experienced manager, he has 
 lately been entrusted with the charge of the Metropolitan 
 Institute, a typical Indian school and college with about 
 fourteen hundred students. The recent demand for edu- 
 cation has called into existence a large number of such 
 training schools, which are extensively patronised by the 
 youth of the town, and also those of the country, who 
 crowd the lanes and slums of Calcutta. The fees usually 
 range from six to twelve rupees a month ; but the Metro- 
 politan valorously offers a university education, with choice 
 of professors, for the ridiculous sum of three rupees all 
 round ! Here the cram system is conducted on entirely 
 commercial principles, and can be seen in all its naked de- 
 formity. The teaching establishments of Calcutta form a 
 mushroom growth of formidable character. My observa-
 
 THE CRAM SYSTEM. 
 
 tions are strictly confined to those of the natives, among 
 whom a strong rivalry exists, not for the acquisition of 
 knowledge, but for getting "passes" and procuring fees. 
 The college authorities are compelled to supply the exact 
 kind of information the students want, and not what is most 
 beneficial. The natural order of affairs is inverted. In 
 Europe the professors set the tasks and the students learn 
 them ; in India the students dictate the studies and the 
 professors learn the lessons. If the authorities will not 
 supply the article of knowledge according to the taste of 
 the student, the latter will leave and seek another school. 
 Education is thus reduced to a matter of mere bargaining. 
 These mushroom colleges have no endowments except the 
 elemosynary aid bestowed by a few individuals ; they 
 depend for their support on the fees of the pupils. 
 
 THK REAL VALUE OP A DEGREE. 
 
 The advantages of a college education I give in its 
 correct order. First, it enables a youth to win good matri- 
 monial stakes for himself ; for in India it is the son, and 
 not the daughter, who is put up in the market : the m.a., the 
 B.A., and even the plucked b.a., possess a certain monetary 
 value, rising in grades. Next, the degree gratifies personal 
 vanity, serves as a feather in the cap ; praise to the Bengalee 
 Baboo is as sweet as blubber to the Esquimaux and reproof, 
 unpalatable to all, is simply nauseous to one who is usually 
 gentle, good-humoured, and of excellent temper. The Baboo 
 will tell a hundred fibs without compunction through mere 
 courtesy ; he knows that if a man signs himself "your
 
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 obedient servant," the phrase does not necessarily imply 
 that the writer is going to blacken your boots and he pushes 
 this form of politeness to its last entrenchment. If any one 
 cai'ries about with him in Indian Society an implicit faith 
 in mere verbal promises, he deserves all he gets. The 
 Bengalee never says "yes" or "no" distinctly to any pro- 
 position, for he knows the subtle spell which lies in courte- 
 ous delay. In the matter of diplomacy or putting off the 
 fulfilment of a promise he is a match for the Turk. The 
 third object of education is the chance of getting a post 
 under the Government. The smallness of the pay is no 
 drawback ; the post is everything, for it means authority, 
 and the ingenious methods of exacting indirect taxation are 
 known to every chuprassie in the town. I know the durwan 
 of a large business house whose nominal income amounts 
 to the sum of ^:&-15 a month. His wardrobe on taking 
 the post consisted of a string and two inches of cloth : he 
 really had nothing but his skin which he could call his 
 own. That man, however, is worth at present five lakhs. 
 
 My duties in the college were to teach for nineteen 
 hours a week. All the subjects were prescribed, and the 
 clerk of the establishment supplied a time-table on which 
 they were entered. An hour was devoted to each subject. 
 The students were nearly all young men, few under nine- 
 teen and many over twenty-three. Their conduct was 
 characterised by a species of independence which bordered 
 on insolence. My experience of student life in England, 
 France, and Germany presented me with no parallel. They 
 strode into the class-room at all hours and went out as
 
 THE CRAM SYSTEM. 
 
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 they liked, making noise and seriously interrupting the 
 work of the class, while during the lecture they held 
 conversations with each other which made the business of 
 speaking a labour. The number in the classes ranged from 
 one hundred and twenty to a hundred and seventy. There 
 was no attempt at order or discipline, and the business of 
 signing the roll presented the appearance of a free fight, 
 the clerk's voice being hardly audible. 
 
 The books for study comprised Shakespeare, Landor, 
 Spenser's Faerie Queene, Sir Philip Sidney's Apology for 
 Poetry, and Frederick Harrison's admirable Life of 
 Cromwell — a fine selection, but very much beyond the 
 comprehension of men unacquainted with the simplest 
 words of English. The ignorance of the students was 
 petrifying ; a slight glimmering of mind within just served 
 to render internal darkness visible ; their faces did not 
 express any kind of activity beyond that of perspiring. 
 It was my custom to read a sentence or short paragraph 
 out of any of the books which formed the subject of the 
 lecture. Then give the sense, using the simplest Saxon 
 words, and, having finished the explanation, before going 
 to the next sentence, request the students to ask questions. 
 
 The inquiries propounded revealed the qualities of their 
 mind and the extent of their comprehension, which was 
 appalling. Here is a sample — " Ulvir crimwell brought his 
 wife to Huntingdan : meaning of ' to ' in sin-tance explain." 
 The whole passage was run together without inflection,
 
 6 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 uttered with jaws set as tight as a rat-trap, and expressed 
 in a villainous cacking tone which sounded like the rinsing 
 of a bottle. As there are no marks for pronunciation or 
 enunciation, the Indian students regard such accessories to 
 the language as beneath contempt. Macbeth, yielding to 
 the wicked prompting of the Weird Sisters, felt the evil 
 suggestions " unfix his hair and make his seated heart 
 knock at his ribs." The majority of the students could not 
 comprehend the mental embarrassment of the Thane of 
 "Coddore," as they called him. Macbeth wanted the throne : 
 nothing was easier than to cut the throat of his kinsman 
 when the king happened to be under his roof ? What 
 useless fuss did the poet make of the whole transaction ! 
 After an exhaustive explanation, I asked whether they had 
 any questions, whereupon a young man of five and twenty, 
 who had passed the Entrance, inquired, " What's ribs ?" 
 
 The soul-stirring words of Shakespeare, the cameo-cut 
 sentences of Landor, the organ tones of Milton, and the 
 manly sentiments of Tennyson make about as much im- 
 pression on the Bengalee mind as the taps of an auction- 
 eer's hammer on a block of granite. " I can't follow you," 
 said one of the students with a dazed look in his eyes, like 
 that of a detective trying to find a clue and thinking that 
 his informant was bent on deceiving him. They were con- 
 stantly looking for some recondite meaning which the text 
 did not suggest. Among the third and fourth year students 
 were several clever intelligent boys who showed both respect 
 and attention ; the rank and file, however, were wanting 
 entirely in foundation knowledge. To make the silk purse
 
 THE CRAM SYSTEM. 
 
 out of this bristly raw material would task the efforts of 
 the wisest. The most glaring defect was the absence of 
 any thirst for knowledge ; they evidently regarded words 
 merely as a wheel-barn^w to convey thoughts, and not the 
 becoming dress of ideas. During the reading of the most 
 impassioned selection from the great dramatist, there was 
 'a tranquillity on their faces which resembled the stillness on 
 the lid of a box, while my explanation occasionally elicited 
 such a smile as one might conceive the antediluvians to have 
 indulged in while listening to the preaching of Noah. 
 
 It was, however, in discussing the early life of Crom- 
 well, V7ith his deep searchings of heart and stirring appeals 
 to God, that I perceived the spiritual poverty of these poor 
 boys. The hard Puritan, with his earnest prayers and deep 
 family affection, was a study which they entirely failed to 
 comprehend. They saw, however, that he opposed the 
 Government, murdered the king, and that his name stood 
 high among English worthies. On the parliamentary 
 struggle I have been asked several shrewd questions by the 
 advanced classes, which convinced me that the worst side of 
 the Protector's character made a deep impression on them. 
 IsTo doubt this will bear fruit in time, and young Bengal 
 will assimilate his own views from this period of history 
 which will afford him future guidance, though he will never 
 acquire the vigour or courage of the grim old Ironside. 
 
 WHAT THEY WANT. 
 
 The main idea of the student under the cram system is 
 to get a " pass," so he wants his information boiled down
 
 8 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 and carefully chewed. He cares no more for the quality of 
 the grub given him than a young crow who clamours for 
 sustenance with o^^en beak. Like the bird in question, he 
 does not care to look for his food himself ; this he wants 
 the Professor to do for him. The information must be 
 made up in pellets which can be swallowed with as little 
 trouble as possible. The very words must be dictated, that 
 he may enter them in his note-book. The only faculty of 
 his mind exercised is that of memory. He objects to be 
 questioned, and makes answers in noises which sound like 
 words bitten in two and swallowed before they are half out. 
 That venerable divine and eminent scholar, the Rev. Father 
 Lafont told me that in an examination in physiology, a 
 student gave so complete an answer to a paper that the 
 examiners suspected the boy of copying. The youth was 
 summoned to appear before the examiners. He denied the 
 charge and boldly challenged them to set him then and 
 there any question on the subject. A question on the brain 
 was given him, which he answered on paper with great 
 accuracy. The examiners were astounded, but one of the 
 number tested his knowledge by calling the servant to 
 bring up a brain from the museum. As the man was 
 leaving the room to execute the order, the examiner said, 
 " Stop, I'll write down what I want." Instead of brain he 
 Avrote, " Send up a heart." When the latter was placed 
 before the student, he could not distinguish between a 
 heart and a brain ! Father Lafont deplores with me the 
 outrageous system of ' cram,' and considers its effect most 
 injurious.
 
 THE CRAM SYSTEM. 
 
 AN UNIQUE TETITION. 
 
 On several occasions I rebuked, in mild language, the 
 unpunctuality and want of manners of the students, show- 
 ing them that book-learning was not everything, and that 
 the success of Englishmen was due mainly to their character 
 for uprightness, fidelity to engagements, and perseverance. 
 The advice was taken in mutinous silence, contrary to the 
 slavish subservience enforced by the wretched system of 
 ' cram.' A small section of the students showed their 
 resentment by indicting a complaint to the manager. Mr. 
 Bannerjee forwarded me their petition. The following is an 
 extract which refers to myself : "Our respected professor, 
 Dr. Daly who, you know, is reputed be an accomplished 
 lecturer and man of wide learning, is driving us to 
 desperation. We cannot properly appreciate his lectures, for 
 they are so out of the sphere of discipline obtaining here. 
 So that we have to wile away the hour at some other pursuits. 
 For instance, if we ask him the sum and substance of a 
 passage, he would have some words explained and many un- 
 answered ; on other occasions he would not answer, and 
 make us silent with some sarcastic or witty criticism on 
 pronunciation, or such nonsense. Thus, Sir, if you be good 
 enough to make an inquiry into the efficiency into which he 
 encompasses his objects, you will be much dispirited and 
 degrieved. Notice, worshipful Sir, if this humble petition 
 of ours be not taken into the consideration of your worship- 
 ful presence, we shall be utterly and sadly neglected and 
 have to plod our weary round, some sad melancholy and 
 vague vision, which fact may at last turn to grinding oppres-
 
 10 INDIA X SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 sion and great loss to our civil prospects. In fine the only 
 thing we beg of you is to make sifting inquiry after pro- 
 ceedings, and hare yourself freed from future complaints of 
 this nature." I will do the manager justice to say that he per- 
 ceives the evils of the system, but feels powerless to oppose 
 it. My recommendations are, that the number of subjects for 
 the degree be reduced, and that viva voce examinations in 
 English be introduced. In the Government colleges there 
 are a body of cultured English teachers who will make 
 short work of the "cram" system if the opportunity is 
 granted them. If this serious defect is allowed to go on un- 
 checked, the Government will have cause to regret it. I am 
 filled with admii-ation at the large and generous policy of 
 education granted by our rulers, and this admiration suffers 
 no abatement because of the defects of the system. We all 
 learn by mistakes. But, in the name of common sense, let 
 us givf these poor youths a suitable education which will 
 enable them to develop the trade, manufactures, and indus- 
 tries of the country, and check the stream of philosophers in 
 patent leather shoes who are proving a nuisance to them- 
 selves and a curse to the country. 
 
 The above letter was approved by all the leading Edu- 
 cationalists of Calcutta, while it raised a perfect howl of 
 indignation from the students who were unable to distin- 
 guish their friends from their enemies. The answer is a 
 sample of the English taught and a good specimen of the 
 elephantine humour with which they intend to crush the 
 writer whose only intention was to expose and condemn a 
 system frought with the very worst results.
 
 THE CRAM SYSTEM. 11 
 
 THE RECENT ATTACK ON THE STUDENTS OF THE 
 METROPOLITAN INSTITUTION. 
 
 [ To the Editor of the " Indian Mirror'. ] 
 
 Sir, — The students of Dr. Daly owe a deep debt of 
 gratitude to him for the immense favour he has shown to 
 them by taking the trouble of furnishing them with au 
 inexhaustible fund of amusement in the shape of wholesome 
 advice. He is perfectly justified in denouncing, in terms 
 of indignation, the abominable and injurious system of 
 'cram.' But under the pretext of giving us advice to 
 avoid the "cram" system, he has, we are sorry to say, 
 launched into severe invectives against the behaviour 
 ap.d ignorance of the poor students of the Metropolitan 
 Institution. We think, it has not escaped the notice of 
 the readers that he has tried to show " the whole wealth 
 of his wit" in a single article in the Statesman (in its issue 
 of the 3rd instant). 
 
 We are really at a loss to understand, how such a 
 puerile, impassionate and, above all, an " Asiatic style" 
 has emanated from the pen of a man like Dr. Daly, whose 
 intellectual gifts, scholarly attainments, and, to crown all, 
 whose bland good nature, still command the admiration of 
 the world. We challenge anybody to question the scholarly 
 attainments of this intellectual giant. His knowledge is 
 of an extensive order, and of a transcendental nature. 
 Neither God nor man can appreciate his true worth. 
 
 He is an exceptionally fluent speaker, notwithstanding
 
 12 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 his constaut stammering, and his constant efforts for hunt- 
 ing up fine phrases. 
 
 He is one of the most eminent of philosophers, not- 
 withstanding the fact that he forgets the very A.B.C of 
 his philosophy when he h,>3 to teacli the Bengali students, 
 before whom he becomes extremely nervous. But any one 
 who knows anything about Dr. Daly, knows that he is an 
 out-and-out disciple of Augusta Comte. His knowledge 
 of philosophy is luminous everywhere, excepting in the 
 presence of his pupils. 
 
 He is, perhaps, the greatest Uterateur of the age, 
 notwithstanding the fact that he gave us certain curious, 
 quaint and sometimes unearthly interpretations of some 
 of the beautiful passages of those books, which we had the 
 good fortune (?) to read with him. We may well designate 
 him as " the great literary Leviathan of the age." His 
 erudition is of a type which can hardly be found in man. 
 He can be called a great Shakespearian scholar, only 
 ignoring the fact that he interpreted certain passages of 
 Macbeth in a curious and fanciful way. This sort of 
 ludicrous interpretations is not due to his ignorance, but to 
 his unfortunate nervousness which he ever feels before the 
 Bengah students, and which he, with all his attempts, we 
 are sure, will never be able to overcome. So we see that 
 it is not his fault, but is Nature's fault. 
 
 We think that there is no harm in supposing that he 
 is also one of the greatest mathematicians of the 19th 
 century. Had he been born in the time of Newton, he 
 would have dimmed the world-wide renown of that great
 
 THE CRAM SYSTEM. 13 
 
 man. By the by, had he been a contemporary of Newton, 
 then people would sm-ely have thought that it was only 
 from his gravity that Newton was able to deduce the Law 
 of Gravitation. Such a grave man was our Dr. Daly. 
 He in order " to be dressed in an opinion of wisdom and 
 gravity," will never show his " teeth in the way of smile, 
 though Nestor swear the jest be laughable." 
 
 Our Lanka-returned [i. e. Ceylon-returned) Professor 
 is a man of versatile genius. It is beyond my power to 
 enumerate all the qualities with which Nature has endowed 
 him. 
 
 Dr. Daly has published the petition of some young 
 students to cry them down ; but fortunately for them, they 
 have no reputation to lose. On the other hand, he has a 
 world-wide reputation ; so he should take special care that 
 some slang and objectionable expressions may not belie his 
 mighty pen. There is no doubt that he can write English 
 with as much purity as he can write Latin and Greek. 
 
 Dr. Daly has done the duty of a teacher by teaching us 
 the noble art of vituperation. It is, undoubtedly, one of 
 the noblest and the useful of human arts. 
 
 To those who do not love to contemplate the fall of 
 human greatness, I do not know a more mortifying spectacle 
 than to see the position to which Dr. Daly is reduced by 
 his savage attack upon the students, who, fools as they are, 
 should have been beneath his notice. 
 
 Yours, &c.. 
 
 Students.
 
 14 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 THE LAST WORD ON THE CRAM SYSTEM. 
 
 [ To the Editor of the " Statesman" . ] 
 
 Sir, — It is quite fitting that the correspondence ehcited 
 by my article should come to a close. I hope, however, 
 to be permitted a last word in reply. The surgeon who 
 opens an ulcer can hardly expect the patient to entertain 
 a superstitious love for the knife, nor can he wonder at the 
 screams which accompany the operation. These are natural 
 consequences which should cause neither surprise nor 
 offence. "So one who has abused me need be afraid of an 
 action at law, even should he declare that I murdered my 
 grandmother. I wish, however, to say that the gist of my 
 article has been ignored, and only the unimportant side- 
 issues noticed. 
 
 I hasten to add that there are in India, educationists 
 and heads of colleges as qualified and capable of dealing 
 with the admitted defects of the present University system 
 as are to be found in Europe or America. If these will 
 only meet in conference they can easily devise a system 
 better suited to the wants of the country and the character 
 of the Indian youths than the one now in existence. The 
 Government will be wise in listening to their proposals, 
 and, further, our rulers are imperatively called upon to 
 solicit advice on this momentous question. Nero fiddling 
 over the flames of Eome is sympathy itself compared with 
 the present indifference. 
 
 Cowper's disquisition on the joys of an English fireside, 
 is not hkely to help the Bengalee who never contemplated
 
 THE CRAM SYSTEM. 15 
 
 a fireplace, nor the imaginary conversations of Landor, one 
 who never read Greek history. Such studies are about 
 as useful to the Indian in his chrysalis condition as a 
 mosquito-curtain to a rhinoceros. Reading a heap of books 
 is not education. It will not inspire courage, integrity, 
 or a high sense of duty ; but the sum of thought which 
 remains from it will minister to vanity, conceit, and obstruc- 
 tiveness. A sound education should establish a love of 
 knowledge, a desire for enterprise, self-control co-opera- 
 tion, esprit de corps, and a love of country. These are 
 the qualities which enable their possessor to win in the 
 "race which is set before him." 
 
 The system of "cram" should be abolished, and a 
 simpler and more elevating curriculum introduced, cal- 
 culated to benefit the youth of the day and save India 
 from becoming a vast pauper warren, mns industries, sans 
 manufactures, sans handicrafts. The condition of the 
 masses is the truest test of a country's wealth or poverty, 
 and judged by this standard, India is poor, a veritable land 
 of Stygian darkness and ignorance. To her we might fitly 
 apply the words of the poet : 
 
 " Fie on't ! fie ! 
 
 * Tis an unweeded garden : that 
 
 Grows to seed : things rank and gross in 
 
 Nature possess it merely." 
 
 J. BOWLES DALY, ll.d.
 
 CHAPTER II. 
 
 ON THE HOOGHLY. 
 
 On Thursday last Mr. Weldon tlie enterprising proprietor 
 of the Esplanade Hotel arranged a pleasant excursion 
 on the river. At ten o'clock a party of holiday-makers 
 embarked at Chandpal-ghat on board the Jainti, a steady, 
 commodious boat. Precaution had been taken to supply 
 an abundance of easy-chairs, tables, and everything to make 
 the guests comfortable, while a band discoursed popular 
 music all the way, which intermingled pleasantly with 
 the conversation. Several ladies were present, and their 
 pretty costumes gave a festive appearance to the gather- 
 ing, which looked more like a private party than an 
 assemblage of strangers. 
 
 THE WEATHER. 
 
 The day was lovely, while the air at the start had some- 
 thing of the mild freshness of morning, and was followed 
 by unclouded sunshine. Nature had set every stitch of her 
 bluest canvas over the majestic river, broken only by white 
 fleecy clouds which added intensity to the luminous air into 
 which we seemed to plunge. The shore along the banks
 
 ON THE HOOGHLY. 17 
 
 was fringed by a class of craft, half boat, half house, of 
 that flimsy character seen only in the tropics. Quietly 
 we dropped down the river with thoughts coloured by the 
 joyous strains of the music. Many of the men looked 
 tired and harassed from desk and office work ; the combi- 
 nation, however, of tempered sunshine, delicious air, and 
 pleasant company soon dispelled the thoughts of the 
 counting-house, the anxiety of the mart, and the constant 
 sense of responsibility which every business man has to 
 encounter. A strong flavour of Scotch dialect inchned one 
 to think that he was going up the Clyde, rather than down 
 the Hooghly. 
 
 ARGOSIES OF MAGIC SAILS. 
 
 The line of ships, passing the Eden Gardens, was impo- 
 sing ; the strong straight masts, the multiplicity of delicate 
 spars, the deep red hulls standing high in the water, indi- 
 cative of vessels half empty of their treasures, formed a 
 beautiful picture. The water gurgled round the floating 
 buoys ; the steam launches with bow erect and depressed 
 stern shot past, panting with exertion and heedless of 
 obstacles ; and from nearly every peak "our banner of Eng- 
 land flew," causing pride in the bosom of each English 
 subject. The Jainti glided over a sheet of water smooth as 
 glass and bright as molten silver. The surroundings com- 
 bined to impart to the holiday-makers an exhilaration of 
 spirits which soon broke out into anecdote, reminiscence, 
 song, dance, and a joyous sense of irresponsibility. Men 
 opened newspapers, but paused in the act of reading, their
 
 18 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 minds refusing to be chained to the printed record, while 
 Nature kept turning over the pages of her photographic 
 album. One old gentleman, whose earthly paradise seemed 
 to consist in the possession of the knave, the ace, and the 
 king of trumps, sat at a curd table, and found congenial 
 companions at a game of whist. Some pretty pale-faced 
 children played about the deck ; and all the elements of a 
 pleasant gathering were combined on board. 
 
 OBJECTS OF INTEREST. 
 
 We passed by the Kidderpore Docks, Avhich looked 
 quiet and deserted — a commercial white elephant that has 
 cost millions, and disappointed the jDrojectors. This 
 promising scheme has imposed a heavy charge on the 
 shipping, and is regarded with vmdisguised contempt by 
 the merchants. The opinion of Captain Allison, and the 
 recent letter of Mr. Apjohn, chief-engineer and vice-chair- 
 man of the Port Commissioners, show that the "Liner" 
 steamers suffer from want of accommodation at the jetties, 
 and that the construction of the Docks has in no way 
 lessened the pressure of the import trade. From Garden 
 Keach the shores on both sides appeared gracefully draped 
 with foliage ; the branches danced like green flames into 
 the blue of the atmosphere. The Bishop's College has 
 exchanged its ecclesiastical for a social character, and is 
 now known as the Seebpore Engineering Institute. The 
 castellated roof, wide front, and red wings gleamed like 
 terracotta among the trees, resembhng an English mansion 
 of the old feudal days. Here Mr. Shaw, a sturdy Scot,
 
 ON THE HOOGHLY. Ill 
 
 trains European and native youtli for the field and the 
 workshop, infusing his own spirit into such of them as 
 prefer the chain and the theodohte to the goose-quill and 
 office-stool. 
 
 HISTORICAL MEMORIES. 
 
 The long frontage of the palace of the old King of 
 Oudh recalled historic memories now growing thin. The 
 once favourite place of residence is becoming unfashionable, 
 vulgar, and unhealthy. By the edge of the Botanical 
 Gardens the current flows fast and strong, revealing the 
 treacherous character of the river, the bed of which is 
 constantly shifting and upheaving, causing serious damage 
 to shipping. I am informed that the pilots of the Hooghly 
 form an able body of seamen, and that they are recruited 
 from men of talent and culture ; they hold a proud and 
 prominent position among the mercantile marine. There 
 is some splendid wood in the Botanical Gardens close by ; 
 the topes of lofty palms are seen from the river. The 
 stream expands perceptibly, and the low shores recede as we 
 advance. Nature is a great enchantress if we let her appeal 
 to our hearts. What sane man would trouble himself about 
 the future, when only to breathe the warm elastic air is a 
 kind of physical pleasure, and to look into the dense blue 
 desert of air a dream ? Here was a scene on which Winter 
 never stamped his frozen image, never disrobed the wood 
 of its leaves, or sky of its delicate drapery. Time, the 
 blast of the cyclone sometimes rages over it, dealing destruc- 
 tion in a lordly manner, but the icy breath of Winter, mth
 
 20 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 his mean fogs and ruthless destruction of colour, never 
 violates the body of the majestic Hooghly. 
 
 LANDMARKS. 
 
 On we swept, past tht Acra Government brickfields, 
 obelisks, floating buoys, and other sign-posts to avoid 
 destruction, until we faced Melancholy Point, which derives 
 its name from a terrible catastrophe which occurred there a 
 hundred years ago. A flock of vultures were perched on 
 the spot — grim attendants of Death, Now we pass the 
 Empress of India Mills, and Fort Gloster ; then those of 
 Bowreah and Budge-Budge. Old Honeymoon House was 
 pointed out, the scene of amorous festivities, which the 
 famous old judge. Sir Barnes Peacock, occupied. His 
 memory is still treasured for his sturdy independence. A 
 man who had the ability and force of character to rise, in 
 the old days of monopoly and patronage, from the position 
 of a clerk to be Chief Justice of the High Court, must be 
 worth honouring. Diamond Harbour presents no striking 
 feature, beyond a vast expanse of water, low-lying banks 
 and an aspect of iinqualified solitude. 
 
 THE FUTORE. 
 
 When will English capitalists wake to the fact that it is 
 wiser to line the shores of the Hooghly with mills and 
 factories and get all their work done here, where labour is 
 cheap and opportunities numerous, than in propping up the 
 dying concerns of Dundee and Lancashire ? With a line of 
 rails from Rangoon to the borders of China, a magnificent
 
 ON THE BOOGBLY. 21 
 
 market might be opened, which would make France green 
 Avith jealousy, and fill the pockets of our traders to over- 
 flowing. At present from Bhamo, the most nortliern town 
 in Burmah, goods have to be conveyed on the backs of pack 
 mules at a charge of 525 rupees a ton, which makes the 
 price of woollens and cottons prohibitive on the borders of 
 China. If England does not step in, France will command 
 the whole trade of southern China. 
 
 CREATURE COMFORTS. 
 
 About 2 o'clock the party sat down to tiffin. Three 
 tables were full, but we could have accommodated more. 
 There was abundance of everything to tempt the palate : 
 roast fowl, Yorkshire ham, game pie, cheese, pastry, and 
 ice drinks, and some square bottles which did not, I was 
 assured, contain Croft's "Three Elephant Blend." There 
 was not one drawback to our enjoyment. !No waiting or 
 confusion, and everything went off as merry as a marriage 
 bell. A gentleman present voiced the feelings of the 
 company in acknowledging the completeness of the excellent 
 arrangements that had been made. Such short trips meet 
 the needs of many who cannot absent themselves for any 
 length of time from their business, and are far more health- 
 ful than a week's freezing on the icy peaks of Darjeeling, 
 in houses where the fireplaces are a fraud and a delusion, 
 and where the exorbitant charges make the mountain-retreat 
 prohibitive to all except those with a big purse. On the 
 homeward journey the attention of the company was 
 diverted from scenery to sociability. There was no lack
 
 22 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 ^^l material, for many of the gentlemen possessed both 
 liistrionic and vocal powers which caused much mirth and 
 good-fellowship. In dropping down the river some of us 
 felt that we had also dropped several years which Time had 
 strapped on our backs, and '^^he sight of some young couples 
 waltzing on the deck brought back the glamour of the past. 
 
 THE CLOSE OF THE DAY. 
 
 As we neared home the cloud effects on the western sky 
 were simply dazzling in their variety and grandeur. The 
 white banks of silvery floss caught a ruby tinge as they 
 floated over a background of old gold barred with rich 
 crimson lines, while the glimpses of the sky beyond showed 
 the purest cobalt. The divinity whom the Incas adored 
 sank tired behind a canopy of the richest drapery, diaph- 
 anous as the veil of a bride, and no more to be reproduced 
 by the brush of a Claude or a Turner than by the broom of 
 a house sweeper. And so one happy day seemed to have 
 glided by, to the limbo of the mysterious past, like a flower 
 on the water.
 
 CHAPTER III. 
 
 THE INDIAN MUSEUM. 
 
 Among the many institutions founded by the British Raj 
 in this Land of Regrets, there is none of greater im- 
 portance than that now located in the palatial structure 
 on the Chowringhee Road. The Museum was created by 
 Sir William Jones in the last century, and was taken over 
 by the Government in 1867. The Board of Works are 
 responsible for the structure and the new wings now being 
 added. Whatever the building cost, it is worthy of the 
 valuable treasure hived up within its walls, and forms a 
 splendid addition to the palaces which adorn the city. 
 
 THE KING OF THE ESTABLISHMENT. 
 
 The director of this princely institute is the famous and 
 learned Dr. Watt. Of his scholarship little need be said ; 
 his works speak for him. If any one cherishes a conceit 
 about his own acquaintance with plant life, let him turn to 
 the Dictionary of Economic Products, and a casual glance 
 at this huge testimony of labour, knowledge, and industry 
 will empty him clean of that conceit as quickly as a shell 
 hurries from the muzzle of a mortar. The mind reels
 
 24 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 before the mass of knowledge compiled in its pages and set 
 forth in so clear and readable a manner. And yet little 
 practical use has been made of this knowledge in the 
 country which most needs it. Agriculture, manufactures 
 from indigenous products, rhining, and industry are all in 
 their infancy in India. Very few of the modern improve- 
 ments have been either accepted or put into operation, while 
 Dr. Watt and many agricultural experts are crying like 
 John the Baptist in the wilderness. 
 
 THE MUSEUM SPECIALITY. 
 
 Unlike the British, the Indian Museum aims at being an 
 active and integral force in the life of the people, and not a 
 mere collection of curios, archaeological and antiquarian. 
 In seeking to penetrate this vast hive and collection of 
 strange treasures, I sought the queen bee of the establish- 
 ment, around whom the work centres, and after mounting 
 as many steps as may have gone to make up Jacob's famous 
 ladder, I found this creature, a masculine entity, at the top 
 of the building, in the person of Mr. T. N. Mukherji, 
 F. L. S. The bee is a little dried-up man, closely buttoned 
 in an eri silk coat. The drying process seems to have taken 
 place inwardly as well as outwardly, and has added 
 additional brilliancy to his eyes and further energy to his 
 body. A casual visitor travelling through the bazaars 
 might think the ordinary Indian, apathetic, and so he is. 
 There are, however, brilliant exceptions. Mr. Mukherji is 
 one of them. He is as energetic as two Englishmen, and 
 a Frenchman thrown in. The Museum bee has travelled
 
 THE INDIAN MUSEUM. 25 
 
 in Europe, been presented to the best people, pushed his 
 sharp nose into every doghole of art and industry, written 
 a very readable account of his travels, and, in fact, is as 
 active and nimble as one of his own silkworms, a subject in 
 which he takes a keen delight. 
 
 THE WORKING ROOM. 
 
 There was nothing luxurious in his study. A couple of 
 bookcases crammed witli blue-books, two tables loaded with 
 papers, a few chairs, and a large writing-desk constituted 
 the furniture, while the floor was littered with official 
 documents. 
 
 " You seem to have a large correspondence," I remarked, 
 taking the chair offered to me. " Yes, we get letters from 
 all quarters on all Idnds of subjects," he answered, jumping 
 nimbly from his chair, and picking up a file on the floor 
 containing recent despatches. His movements reminded me 
 of Mr. Gladstone in the Hawarden Library. The old 
 parliamentary hand would pounce on a blue-book in the 
 middle of a conversation to illustrate the subject with the 
 same jerky alertness. 
 
 I examined the letter handed to me, and found that it 
 came from a Swiss merchant, inquiring for a vegetable 
 substance to be used as braid for fancy hats. 
 
 " What answer have you given him ?" I asked, wonder- 
 ing how a merchant in Switzerland could have thought of 
 the Calcutta Museum. 
 
 " We are testing several vegetable products, and have 
 not yet arrived at what is wanted. It is well worth our
 
 26 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 ■while, for about sixty lakhs of material for this is annually 
 consumed. If successful, a great industry will be founded." 
 " How have they come to refer to you ?" I asked. " The 
 merchants generally apply to the Imperial Institute, that 
 founded by the Prince of Wales," explained Mr. Mukherji, 
 " and the authorities there send a requisition to the Indian 
 Museum." 
 
 " Your correspondence is varied," I hazarded, glancing 
 at the heap of letters. 
 
 " Here is another from Canada on the subject of mica. 
 Canadian mica is now largely used in England, but our 
 Indian product is of better quality." 
 
 He took from the drawer of his writing-table some sheets 
 of this beautiful transparent and translucent mineral, 
 resembling sheets of glass. The Indian had a beautiful 
 ruby colour which the Canadian specimen lacked. 
 
 " How do you get your samples, I mean the various 
 products you have in your cases ?" I inquired. 
 
 " All manufacturers send us specimens. We don't buy 
 much. Occasionally when we hear that a native workman 
 possesses some handicraft secret that is likely to die with 
 him, we spend a little. We send him pupils, and try 
 to preserve the secret. Many of the old secrets of the 
 weaver, potter, and medicine dealer have died out. They 
 are very reluctant to part with their knowledge. The supply 
 of cheap goods has almost killed the old high art which the 
 native possessed. It is not worth his while to labour when 
 lihe demand has fallen off."
 
 THE INDIAN MUSEUM, 27 
 
 INDIAN INDUSTRIAL CONFERENCE, 
 
 Mr, Mukherji said this sadly, for he is one of tlie few 
 Indian gentlemen whose heart throbs with patriotic feeling, 
 and he bitterly mourns the apathy aud want of enterprise 
 in his countrymen. He had to resign his conneciion with 
 the Indian Industrial Conference, as the members failed to 
 pay their subscriptions and declined to do anything to 
 forward the scheme. Since then he has been trying on his 
 own account to spread a knowledge of the silkworm. He 
 gives the seed free, with instructions, only making a small 
 charge to cover expenses. In this he is greatly assisted by 
 the Directors of Public Instruction in many of the Provinces. 
 
 " Is this silk scheme likely to take ?" I asked with 
 hesitation, for I now despair of rousing the Indians to any 
 interest in their country. My enthusiasm is pumped dry, 
 
 "I think so," was the reply, "The industry is not 
 costly, poor people can take it up. I have found that the 
 worm will thrive on the leaves of the castor-oil plant, which 
 grows in abundance. The people use only the seed for oil ; 
 the leaves are thrown away, I have found a use for these 
 leaves, which even the cattle won't touch. Since I have 
 explained it, applications for seed are coming in from all 
 parts of the country." 
 
 Mr. Mukherji has only a tepid interest in political 
 history, especially when it clashes with his particular hobby. 
 "Fancy,'' he remarked, "teaching boys all about Cromwell, 
 who is dead, and not making the silkworm an object 
 lesson in the schools — a creature that is alive, and wlvose
 
 28 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 industry would put bread in their mouths, and money in 
 their pockets !" 
 
 1 gravely admitted that the Protector was dead, 
 and, yielding to the persuasive eloquence of the Museum 
 authority, conceded further, with certain mental reservation, 
 that a live worm was better than a dead statesman. 
 
 "Why don't you write about this, and get practical 
 knowledge introduced in the schools ?" he suggested. 
 
 "The Bengalee does not take kindly to my advice," I 
 answered. "You know the old saying of taking an un- 
 willing horse to the water. But may I ask what is that 
 mysterious compound I see in those bottles ?" 1 asked, 
 <jhanging the subject. 
 
 THE GERMICIDE. 
 
 "That is a sample of a new kind of oil. We are cons- 
 tantly flooded with such specimens." 
 
 The explanation relieved my mind, for I was disquieted 
 by the thought that my energetic host might have meditated 
 suicide through disappointment with his short-sighted 
 countrymen, who resolutely treat the suggestions of a 
 friend as the utterance of an enemy. 
 
 "I think you are interested in plants," observed Mr. 
 Mukherji. On giving him an affirmative assurance he 
 produced a bottle carefully labelled Adhatoda Vasica. 
 " The Sanskrit name" he added, " is Basak". " There is a 
 little history attached to it," he remarked, curiously exami- 
 ning the bottle, which he held up to the light. "Dr. Watt 
 while visiting the Punjab happened to stop at a Rajpoot
 
 THE INDIAN MUSEUM^ 20 
 
 village, where he found the natives sprinkling the wet paddy 
 fields with the leaves of a certain plant. They assured 
 him that it killed a kind of deadly worm which haunted 
 the rice fields. He brought home some specimens, and 
 submitted them to various experts to ascertain its real 
 properties. The })lant is still under consideration. One 
 thing it will do for certain. Place a sprig of it in the 
 foulest water, and it will purify it." 
 
 THE GALLERIES. 
 
 Mr. Mukherji is a mine of industrial sagacity, a sort 
 of Liebig'sfc extract of the wisdom of the ages ; he can 
 also talk with the clear-headedness of a solicitor. But 
 knowing that he is a busy man, I withdrew, thanking him 
 for the interview. I have only given as a sample a tea- 
 spoonful of the knowledge imparted. 
 
 In the upper rooms of the Museum there is an ethnolo- 
 gical collection of great value which is not yet completed. 
 Here may be found typical models of the races of India. 
 First, a photograph of a man or a family ; then a clay 
 model, life size, done wonderfully well by a native artist ; 
 also models of the houses, specimens of personal ornaments, 
 household articles, agricultural implements, village industry, 
 sport, weapons of warfare, musical instruments, sacrod 
 articles, food, and toys. You have only to select your 
 group, and may thus trace the whole family with all tlioir 
 belongings. This plan gives a correct idea of the different 
 races of India ; history and geography will fill up the gajjs. 
 If the visitor has no such clue, Tiis inspection will only
 
 30 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 confuse him ; he will wake with a night-mare vision of 
 fishes, birds, tigers, elephants, pots, statues, and brazen 
 ornaments dancing a hornpipe in his brain. 
 
 A SUGGESTION. 
 
 The authorities should also issue a handy volume of 
 explanation of various sections and the articles they contain, 
 and some smart young students should be appointed to 
 conduct parties over the building, as there are special days 
 set apart for women. I would recommend Miss Bose, of 
 the Bethune College, to have one of her smartest girls 
 trained as a lady guide for her own sex. No lather can 
 give his little boy a greater treat than a walk through 
 some of the departments ; but the attempt to do the whole 
 building in one day should be avoided. 
 
 THE ART SCHOOL. 
 
 A branch of the building contains the Art School. 
 Through the courtesy of the headmaster, Mr. A. P. Bagchi, 
 I was permitted to inspect the class-rooms and address the 
 students. From the black-board to the life-class, both order 
 and system prevailed. Over three hundred students get an 
 education here. I noticed with regret an entire absence of 
 anything like enthusiasm ; the only ambition was to get 
 "an employment." A few exhibited a desire to become 
 portrait painters. Some passable studies of heads were 
 shown me, but these for the most part were wodden and 
 conventional — a fact not to cause surprise, for both in 
 painting and literature slavish imitation kills originality.
 
 THE INDIAN MUSEUM. 31 
 
 The "light that never was on sea or shore" rarely falls on 
 the amateur. Painting is the most precarious profession. 
 For one success there may be a hundred failures. 
 
 RECOMMENDATION. 
 
 If the Simla Fine Art Society would communicate their 
 "sweetness and light" by holding their Exhibition in 
 Calcutta, and invite the contributions of the students, much 
 might be done ; also a few scholarships of from Es. 50 to 
 Rs. 100 might be offered for the best work in landscapes, 
 figures, and animal painting, with a trifle for an outfit. 
 The successful candidate might be sent to travel and bring 
 back a portfolio of sketches from nature and life. The 
 Committee of Fine Art might, on exhibition, recommend 
 for an annual scholarship the two best men, and the 
 Government might lawfully endow this travelling scholar- 
 ship. Three years study in Italy would bring out the best 
 in the student. Ceylon confers an annual scholarship on 
 the best student in England. India might very well adopt 
 this precedent. This alone will dispel the gloom and dejec- 
 tion which now hangs over the art student of Calcutta, 
 The princes and zemindars might help the movement by 
 purchasing pictures of their country, instead of disfiguring 
 their walls with hideous oleographs and worthless daubs 
 from England and Germany. The rivers, plains, and 
 magnificent mountain passes of India should be studied 
 and reproduced on canvas. It is possible to dip the pen 
 and brush in glory, and the Indian student should do it. 
 It is simply preposterous to deny that the races of Indja
 
 32 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 are wanting in genius and talent, after contemplating their 
 delicate carving, the beautiful tracing in wood, stone, and 
 clay, and the exquisite fabrics of their looms, once the 
 wonder of the world. There is little of artistic aptitude 
 in the present race. Granted. The faculties are sub- 
 merged, not obliterated. Art traditions and hereditary skill 
 die slowly ; a more tender and liberal treatment will restore 
 those talents. To do so is the highest and holiest duty 
 of the State.
 
 CHAPTER IV. 
 THE FAIRY TALES OF SCIENCE. 
 
 All the knowledge worth having is surrounded with a 
 hedge of thorns, be it music, literature, botany, geology, or 
 natural science. To break through this hedge is the first 
 duty. The sweet kernel cannot be attained without smash- 
 ing the shell, so nothing worth having can be acquired 
 without labour. To this rule there is no exception. Only 
 those who have patience and perseverance will receive the 
 reward which neither money nor rank can purchase, but 
 which often leads to both. This is true with regard to the 
 science of botany, a branch of knowledge which forms an 
 insignificant part of the ordinary school or college curriculum. 
 Its truth was admirably illustrated in a lecture delivered by 
 a talented young doctor at the Hall of Science, Bow Bazar, 
 on Saturday night. Dr. S. B. Mittra received his edu- 
 cation in the godless London University, where knowledge 
 unadulterated with spirituality is freely dispensed. Darwin, 
 Tyndal, aCnd Huxley are the gods of the modern pantheon 
 of materialism, and to these he bows the knee with all the 
 idolatry of a convert. The theory of natural selection an^ 
 
 III
 
 34 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 mutton protoplasm found in him an ardent defender. This 
 talented young Indian gentleman is either ignorant of the 
 spiritual conceptions of man and the universe, taught by 
 his ancestors in the Upanishads and Vedas, or he has 
 voluntarily thrown them over for the flippant and flimsy 
 materialism of the West. He has exchanged a faith hoary 
 with antiquity and replete with the highest wisdom for a 
 pinch-beck materialistic creed, Protean in its form, fluid 
 in its character, and as evanescent as a soap bubble. ISo 
 doubt, all the young men present will take him for their 
 model, for this is an age when everybody is imitating some- 
 body, and the race of sceptics and materialists are on the 
 increase. Such knowledge will prove for India a calamity 
 heavier than the Military Bill, or the dancing rupee ; for 
 a nation which has lost its spirituality is on the down 
 grade, with all the brakes up, and no power in heaven 
 or hell can save it from the destructive selfishness which 
 must inevitably follow. Dr. Mittra traced life back to a 
 distant stage, ignoring the fact that from the protoplasm 
 theory the embryos of life can show no difference between 
 an elephant, an eagle, and a man. To make protoplasm 
 the goal instead of the half-way house is a profound mis- 
 take, only equalled by the error of resting there, and saying 
 that nothing farther can be found beyond. A great deal 
 does exist utterly unknown to modern science. We admit 
 that protoplasm may be a bridge between the world of plants 
 and the world of animals, and in support of this Superficial 
 knowledge, it is an advantage to know that there is no 
 essential difference between the structure of a fish and that
 
 THE FAIR Y TA LES OF SCIENCE. 35 
 
 of a man, one being only the primitive form of the more 
 complex mechanism seen in the other. It does not however 
 advance knowledge very much to know that a herripg is 
 subject to rlieumatism, and judging from the number of his 
 bones he must have a lively time of it — still it is a point 
 gained. But to fling our cap in the air, and shont Eureka ! 
 when we have only discovered the identity of the animal 
 and vegetable kingdom, is but the act of a schoolboy who 
 discovered that two and two make four, but never dreamed 
 of the existence of the Kule of Three. Dr. Mittra has a 
 good deal of conceit to get rid of, and when he has got rid 
 of a good deal, there will be a good deal left ; he is 
 liowever a student and an enthusiast with some capacity, so 
 there is hope for him. But he must be assured that the 
 advanced chapter of life, is not chronicled in the archives 
 of the London University, but it is to be found nearer 
 at hand. 
 
 It is sheer waste of time to devote exclusive study to 
 examining the house we live in, laboriously searching the 
 quarry from which the stones were carted, when we care 
 nothing about discovering the spiritual ancestry of the Ego 
 which resides in the tenament and through which it feebly 
 and clumsily tries to gesticulate its meaning. A half-an- 
 hour alone with the corpse of the dearest friend will convince 
 the most sceptical that the body of clay is not the friend we 
 loved ; but an imperfect adjunct of the Ego who used it 
 as a glovo, a pair of boots, or a suit of clothes. Where 
 then is the comfort of protoplasm ? Of the lecture itself, we 
 liave nothing but praise. The subject was attractive—.
 
 36 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 Carnivorous Plants and their Scientific Significance, the 
 Drosera, Dioncsea, Aldrovanda, and Nepenthes or Pitcher 
 Plants were cited as samples. The lecturer showed with 
 praise-worthy skill the construction of those villainous 
 plants the pirates and cannibals of the vegetable world. 
 Many believe that all the beautiful and delicate flowers, 
 which we love and cherish, are innocent and harmless, that 
 their beauty makes us glad ; but, like human nature they 
 frequently are, not what they seem. Some have potentia- 
 lities' of mischief and can prove themselves as heartless 
 as the Calcutta Municipality, where life is concerned, 
 and as remorseless as a Thug, when the opportunity for 
 destruction presents itself. There are several members olt 
 this tribe which the lecturer might have mentioned, with 
 even more startling qualities of a hurtful character. One 
 plant found in the jungles of Ceylon, is very curious. 
 The leaves fold together at night, and the twigs coil 
 themselves up like the tail of a well-conditioned pig. 
 If the foliage is stroked, it exhibits emotion, and when 
 touched, the leaves will stand up like the fur on the 
 back of an angry cat. Then the whole plant gets into 
 a feverish quiver of excitement, giving out a sickening 
 pungent odour like a rattlesnake when disturbed^ while a 
 trained ear will distinguish a hoarse raucous sound like the 
 hiss of a serpent, and if observations are taken in a darkened 
 room, sparks of red and green light will be seen to spring 
 from it. Such is its antagonism to the huufan touch. 
 "When this plant is taken into the house both doors and 
 windows must be opened to let out the offensive smell.
 
 yS^E FAIRY TALES OF SCIENCE. 37 
 
 In an hour or so it calms down, and folds its leaves. Tliere 
 are several species of this plant, one of the most remarkable 
 being the Aristolochia Jigas, the carrion fly-trap, a native 
 of Brazil which also flourishes in India. There is another 
 of the Loranthus order, a horrid parasite, whose vital 
 essence is so strong that it will fuse fractured bones like 
 metals, and judiciously used will effect a cure in half-an-hour 
 which the ablest surgeon cannot encompass in forty-eight. 
 The number of interesting plants is not yet rendered by any 
 of our botanists. Their qualities cannot be ascertained by 
 scalpel or crucible, but their properties, when known, will 
 produce a revolution in medical science. The crass bigotry 
 of the medical faculty prevents an examination from the 
 right standpoint. 
 
 The Indian public is vastly indebted to Dr. Mohindro 
 Lall Sircar for his indefatigable efforts to found a College of 
 Science, which at present is only a monument of unfulfilled 
 wishes, a veritable palace of indolence on which a vast 
 amount of money has been spent with absolutely nothing to 
 show for the expenditure. The presence of this gentleman 
 was a striking picture at the meeting ; clothed in white 
 flowing robes, his grand shaped head, with the lofty brow 
 deeply seamed with lines of thought, while his bowed figure 
 showed the advance of years, yet when he stood up and 
 spoke, old age dropped from him like a garment. There 
 was not a younger man in the house. The glowing fiery 
 lieart of tlte Indian enthusiast burst forth in a torrent of 
 well-selected words which rang tlirough the hall sound- 
 inar like the crash of Iloman swords on the helmets ei
 
 38 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 barbarians. He harangned the youth on his favourite 
 subject, while a minor note ran through his eloquent words, 
 a lament over the five and twenty years he laboured among 
 them with such small resu'ts. India had some noble men 
 in the past, Sages and Kishis, but she is not without some 
 great men to-day. Dr. Mohindro Lall Sircar is undoubtedly 
 one of them. 
 
 Dr. King, the distinguished and well-known botanist, 
 presided. We cannot readily forgive this gentleman for 
 the humiliation he has caused us. His speech was brief, 
 but every syllable-bit like aquafortis, while the right words 
 dropped from him as naturally as a stone falls from the 
 hand to the ground. Every literary man present must 
 have felt how poor their attempts at language were in 
 comparison with his well-selected words. Before taking the 
 chair. Dr. King glanced mournfully at the diagrams, then 
 with a feeling of shame for the scandalous conduct of the 
 sweet pets to whom he had given his life, he frankly con- 
 fessed that the inhabitants of the world of plants were not 
 all vegetarians liviug on simple food such as air, salts, and 
 other harmless products. Though the Heaven might fall, 
 truth should be spoken. Some were flesh-eaters with such 
 diabolical proclivities as would match the worst products of 
 our advanced civilisation. This confession was wrung from 
 him, but he added by way of comfort that their number 
 was insignificant. 
 
 A word in behalf of the Indian youths who' have sadly 
 neglected this science. Perhaps they are not so guilty ; 
 when technical schools are developed and industries planted,
 
 THE FAIRY TALES OF SCIENCE. 39 
 
 when the people give up hoarding and perceive the wisdom 
 of investing their money in productive works, then and only 
 then, will they see the value of cultivating science. If the 
 rulers, who have laboured liere to open out the country 
 and introduce law, order, and a higher morality, help to 
 initiate this movement, they will be recognised as the great 
 benefactors of India. The education of a country should 
 not be left to the direction of heartless creatures, whose 
 interest is mainly confined to the splendid income they 
 draw, without caring to introduce any of the modern 
 improvements which would benefit the country. 
 
 That the rulers will have a long and arduous task before 
 them there is no denying, but a beginning must be made to 
 prevent the tide of starvation. India, like ancient Britaiii 
 when the Roman forces were witlidrawn, has sunk into 
 apatliy. The truth is that there is no more elasticity in 
 the Indian people than in a feather bed, and the education 
 hitherto given has only developed the most mischievous 
 qualities of the tongue.
 
 CHAPTER V. 
 THE VIRTUE OF OLD SHOES. 
 
 LucKNOw is a historic town, a city of roses, but even the 
 perfume of those delicious things has not produced that 
 sweet odour and contentment wliich Nature would seem to 
 suggest, when she allows the fairest of her gifts to bloom in 
 that lovely place. It frequently happens that in a country, 
 like Ceylon, where Nature lavishes her noblest gifts on 
 the physical features, that the endowment of moral prin- 
 ciples is proportionately slender. The same law applies to 
 the individual ; when Nature accumulates in a great man 
 the force ordinarily distributed tlirough several generations, 
 she generally recoups herself by a scanty allowance to his 
 immediate successors. That discontent reigns in beautiful 
 Lucknow is beyond doubt, for the "Secretariat Lion" of the 
 province has issued an order so strange and wonderful, 
 that the thoughtful Englishman at home will rub his eyes 
 and exclaim, "Bless me, what is the meaning of this ?" 
 Here is the order framed by the authorities : '■^Accused 
 persons under trial should always be required 'to leave 
 their shoes outside the Court before being called before a 
 M(^istratey Now, there is no denying that the Civil
 
 THE VIRTUE OF OLD SHOES. 41 
 
 Service comprises men of perspiciiity and ability, but it is 
 equally certain that there are several selected, to grace the 
 network of Indian Government, who ai'e both unfit and 
 unqualified for the duty they are paid to perform. When 
 the system of '*cram" and hot-bed examination is considered, 
 it is no wonder that the authorities, in their efforts to manu- 
 facture the silken fabric out of the pig's ear, only succeed 
 in producing a bristly raw material of doubtful quality. In 
 the latter case, there sliould be as little delay as possible in 
 rectifying the mistake, by reducing to their level those who 
 have proved themselves incompetent to fill the offices allotted 
 to them ; chartered incompetence should not be forced into 
 the public service, either by privilege or patent. To shelter 
 or defend such men is only to perpetuate the evil and expose 
 the Government to contempt. The whims or blunders of 
 tliose in high stations cause grave results. France and 
 •Germany are indebted to the caprice of the Empress of the 
 French for a war, whieli brought desolation into thousands 
 of homes and fearful loss of life. In India there are 
 magistrates and officials who would be a discredit to the 
 republican states of South America. 
 
 The origin of the singular restriction issued by the 
 authorities and presented above requires an explanation, 
 which we hasten to offer ; but in passing, we are bound to 
 state plainly and without hesitation that the Government 
 of the N. W. Provinces have no personal hostility to shoes 
 as a matfter of clotliing, nor are they desirous of abolishing 
 such articles of use or ornament, with the view of reducing 
 the hardy race of the kingdom of Ondh to the primitive
 
 42 TXDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 barbarity of a shoeless condition. Nothing of the kind. 
 The British Government must be entirely exonerated from 
 even harbouring a suspicion on this head. In the case of 
 Indian minors, we were only too glad to be able to bestow 
 credit on the Government for its wise action in protecting 
 and fostering the interests of the Indian wards ; here 
 we are equally desirous of preventing misconception and 
 calumny. The British Government have absolutely no desire 
 to strip the Indian of his shoes, or otherwise degrade him, 
 A sense of abstract justice wrings from us this confession, 
 and we humbly hope it will be scored in our favour when- 
 ever we may have the misfortune to differ from those titled 
 and untitled rulers, for whom, in the language of our 
 beautiful Litany, we pray " that they may be gifted with 
 grace, wisdom, and understanding." As a matter of fact, 
 we are bound to say that the petition has not yet been 
 answered, though thirty seven million English folk are 
 imploring its fulfilment for a longer period than we care to 
 mention. This, however, is a digression. The order to wear 
 no shoes on going into Court is simply a measure of protec- 
 tion for the benefit of unpopular Magistrates, issued by a 
 beneficent paternal Government. The people of Lucknow 
 are evidently gifted with an original turn of mind, when they 
 discovered a new use for shoes, which has perplexed and 
 grieved the minds of the authorities. Mrs. Partington, 
 with her mop, ordering off the Atlantic, it seems, imported 
 a large number of her family to India, hence these futile 
 regulations. Is it Huxley or some of the "infalUbles"' of the 
 day, who stated that dirt was only matter in the wrong place ?
 
 THE VIRTUE OB' OLD SHOES. 43 
 
 The authorities in Lucknow seem to take a similar view of 
 the article shoe. The people of the province of Oudh with 
 extraordinary inventiveness employ those homely articles 
 not only for use but as a handy missile to express their 
 discontent. Differing with the presiding magistrate in the 
 administration of justice, they selected, this new method of 
 accentuating their discontent by flinging their shoes at the 
 head of the unpopular functionary of justice. The Govern- 
 ment in consequence issued special instructions to protect its 
 officials. Now, people who are addicted to the pastime of 
 throwing shoes at magistrates are generally old offenders, 
 with, no doubt, a deep sense of humour and a considerable 
 amount of craft, for the objectionable missile must have 
 been concealed on their person before entering the court. 
 It is evident that the Magistrate in Lucknow is not a 
 respected guardian of the rights of the people ; neither 
 is the government well advised in issuing such instructions, 
 when the simple plan of ordering the persons to be searched 
 before being placed on their trial might have answered the 
 purpose. 
 
 Trifling as this circumstance may seem, yet it contains 
 a moral which we respectfully commend to the notice of 
 our own respected Lieutenant-Governor, a gentleman whose 
 genuine interest in the welfare of the people is undoubted, 
 and whose earnestness and indefatigable efforts to bring 
 about reforms, always an unpopular task, command our 
 deepest 'respect. Sir Charles Elliott has more than once 
 given way to the dictates of a warm heart, in opposition 
 to the high sense of justice which ordinarily rules his gon-
 
 44 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 •duet while exercising the lofty powers with which he is 
 vested. Mr, Phillips, of Mymensing, Mr. Beatsou-Bell, 
 of Khulna, aad others whom we could mention, have flag- 
 rantly abused the powers entrusted to them without reproof. 
 Magistrates, who box the ears of witnesses, or clear tke 
 rcourt with a big stick, or lash an unfortunate man to 
 fainting for not bringing him a cup of milk, are not types 
 ; of men to deserve much consideration at the hands of a 
 superior : yet these are the men honoured by the Lieut- 
 Governor. Mr. Philips's act of degrading one of the 
 princes of the country was perhaps the gravest offence of 
 all. Nothing creates a deeper feeling of discontent in the 
 Indian mind than those wanton acts of tyranny. Our 
 policy towards the people should be that of conciliation 
 and justice, and even large allowances should be made for 
 the foibles of a proud, sensitive people, who feel acutely any 
 indignity at the hands of the rulers. Where confidence is 
 placed in the people, they often bravely act up and beyond 
 the ordinary standard. Sir Charles Elliott is too ready to 
 protect with the wgis of his authority, men who forget they 
 are gentlemen, dealing with men of an ancient race, having 
 a civilization at their back compared to which the civilisation 
 of England is as Brummagem paste to the monuments of 
 Egypt. We hold no brief for either side, but we venture 
 to suggest more firmness on the part of Sir Charles Elliott 
 in dealing with such cases, else his own reputation will 
 suffer, and the authority of an English *Saheb will <be shorn 
 -of that lofty sense of justice we are supposed to possess 
 and for which we are aU so justly proud.
 
 CHAPTER VI. 
 
 TECHNICAL EDUCATION. 
 
 There is not a more pressing subject of our day than the 
 technical education of the masses. N'ow, owing to the fact 
 that India, like a spendthrift, has exceeded her income, 
 and plunged into debt, the necessity of retrenchment is 
 imperative. There is no use disguising the fact that the 
 cause of India's indebtedness is to be ascribed to the 
 heedless extravagance of the government. The rupee ha,s 
 nothing, or next to nothing, to do with it : the fault rests 
 mainly with the rulers ; while the apathy and indifference of 
 the people is a matter of profound regret. There is absolutely 
 no public opinion in India. Rulers in every country require 
 to be watched, their actions criticised, and every shred of 
 information, calculated to throw light on the administration, 
 should be contributed. The rulers of the land are mortal ; 
 they have their faults, vices, and virtues, but they are not 
 intentionally vicious ; they are not slave-drivers ; they have 
 given ab'Vmdant proofs by scores of action that they are 
 humane, generous, and well-disposed towards the people 
 among whom their lives are thrown. But what have tjie
 
 46 INDIA N SKE TCHES A ND RA MBL ES. 
 
 Indian people done to arrest the country in its downward 
 journey towards bankruptcy ? Absolutely notliing. Now, 
 as there is no use weeping over spilt milk, let us see what 
 ought to be done to place the country in a better position. 
 What was done in England only very lately, when it 
 dawned upon the rulers that the trade was going out 
 of the country, and the people in danger of starvation. 
 Conferences were held to discuss the situation, and prompt 
 measures were adopted to meet the difficulty. If the 
 Indian people will stop and consider the situation, they 
 too will see a way out. Twenty years ago, in England, 
 there was hardly any talk of science, and absolutely no- 
 thing known of its application to the various industries or 
 handicrafts. A few special schools existed, but they bore no 
 proportion to the number or the wants of the population. 
 The Conferences which afterwards met to discuss the 
 matter, decided that it was no longer advisable to carry on 
 education in a rule-of-three manner. In 1889 the first step 
 was taken by the passing of the Technical Education Act. 
 But following this, the most important proceeding was 
 setting aside a sum of £750,000 for scientific and technical 
 education. This should be the policy which the Indian 
 jieople should follow, A large sum of money ought to be 
 devoted to the cultivation of the soil. No industry in the 
 world requires such varied knowledge and skill as the 
 agricultural interest. The soil of India must be put under 
 examination — not only to ascertain what grows on it, but 
 what is found in it. India is fertile in every product which 
 goes to make a great country, but her knowledge of these
 
 TECHNICAL EDUCATION. 47 
 
 products and the present use made of them is entirely behind 
 the age. The EngHsh Parliament contributed a matter 
 of £8,000 — a niggardly sum, for agricultural purposes. 
 The poorest canton of Switzerland gave three times that 
 amount. But the Swiss are alive to the advantages of a 
 sound education for a period of more than forty years. 
 Switzerland put in practice the principles of co-operation, 
 and founded a landed system utterly beyond the present 
 conception of the wisest English legislators. 
 
 In England there are wealthy colleges and aristocratic 
 centres for the education of youth. There a fellowship is 
 given to a man for life — a prize for a single battle — and 
 frequently a clever man becomes a veritable drone ; 
 instead of being equipped for the battle of life, and quaU- 
 fied to teach others, he is kept in cloisters, forbidden to 
 marry, and about as useful to his fellow men as a postage 
 stamp without gum, Now, colleges should not be erected 
 to make drones or pedants, they should help to make men 
 useful citizens, men of wisdom able to guide and help the 
 nation in the field, the factory, the farm, and the workshop. 
 Knowledge should ennoble and beautify all the relations 
 of life. What the world wants is not a body of men 
 skilled in twisting words, fomenting quarrels, teaching poor, 
 simple folk to give false evidence, and bolster up cases for 
 heavy lawsuits. There are no doubt plenty of conscientious, 
 upright lawyers, who defend the weak and protect the 
 innocent 'from false charges, and as long as the world is 
 constituted as it is, the services of these men will be neces- 
 sary, but the Indian system of education has fostered an
 
 49 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 increasing army of lawyers who foment litigation, and confer 
 little benefit on the country beyond increasing the stamp 
 revenue. If the principles of honesty and sound moral 
 teaching were more universally infused, there would be less 
 occasion for the services of the law, a view of the question 
 which has entirely escaped the notice of the Indian Legis- 
 lator. Sam Weller sagely inquired — if it were not for 
 corpses, what would become of undertakers ? What India 
 wants to-day, is not an army of lawyers, but a large body of 
 skilled and educated workingmen who know the nature of the 
 products of the earth, and the best uses to apply them to. 
 Can anything be more nonsensical than for India to send 
 to England the raw material for buttons, and get back the 
 finished article, paying over three hundred per cent for the 
 manufacture, or to send to Japan for matches which could 
 be made here. These are only a small sample of numeroiis 
 defects which shows the gross neglect of education in this 
 country, where the people possess the keenest intelligence 
 and highest intellectual power. India, with its cheap labour, 
 enormous territory, infinite climate, magnificent mountain 
 ranges, splendid valleys, and flowing rivers, abounding in all 
 the varied wealth tlAt the world can exhibit — a country 
 capable of supportmg itself without asking a shilling's 
 worth from any other country — is practically undeveloped. 
 Every village should have its school, and every school its 
 garden and workshop. All the large towns should possess 
 museums and picture galleries, with a town hall, and 
 lecture-room erected in every centre. The laws of sani- 
 tation should form the curriculum of public instruction ;
 
 TECHNICAL EDUCATION. 49 
 
 prizes and honours should be bestowed liberally on all who 
 exhibit good work in art, horticulture, and construction 
 of articles of beauty ; a knowledge of music should be 
 widely diffused, and spirited games encouraged to make the 
 people happy. The hiving of human beings in large cities 
 should be regarded as a doubtful speculation, a source of 
 profit to a few, but a curse and a temptation to the many. 
 Periiaps a time will come when the pace will become 
 slower, and men will find out that much of this fretting and 
 fuming for amassing large fortunes, a waste of strength, 
 detrimental to the mental, physical, and moral nature, and 
 not worth the high price we pay for it. 
 
 IV
 
 CHAPTER Yll. 
 
 JAIL LABOUR. 
 
 There is a pathetic appeal in tlie Bangabasi against the 
 manner in which the English Government has trifled with 
 and suppressed many of the native industries. Owing to 
 the import of Europe-made articles, all indigenous arts 
 are well nigh destroyed. The writer is evidently influenced 
 by a true patriotic sentiment, desirous of rousing his 
 countiymen from their apathy, and apparently not actuated 
 by any disloyalty towards the ruling power. He calls on 
 his countrymen to resist the current of destruction that has 
 overtaken them, to give free play to their own powers, and 
 urges them to rise and make an effort to save themselves 
 from the impending danger. He forcibly points out that 
 it is owing to their own negligence and carelessness, that 
 articles manufactured in Europe are finding an increasing- 
 market in this country, and that, owing to this foreign 
 competition, they are losing their work, and are being turned 
 into beggars and thieves. He points, as an example, to 
 the weavers of Bengal, reduced from their once flourishing 
 condition to the present state of indigence, in consequence
 
 JAIL LABOUR. 51 
 
 of the competition with Lancasliire ; also at the smiths, oil- 
 millars, potters, and even the Brahmin pundit — all swept 
 aside by the encroach of English trade and knowledge. 
 Of course he does not perceive that the improvement in 
 machinery and the advance of new methods tell equally 
 Iiard on the petty artisans of Europe. It cannot be denied 
 that our rule, benevolent as it is, has much to do with the 
 downfall of many of the arts and industries of India. It is 
 •equally true that it is not the policy of the Government to 
 extend its j^rotecting a^gis over Indian industries neither is 
 it to oppose them. But is it not throwing its strength in 
 the opposite scale when it sets jail labour to compete with 
 purely native industry ? They have gone even further by 
 sending out of Agra a bagman to advertise this sin-polluted 
 labour. When jail-made goods are purchased by public 
 departments above the market j^rice, then the intention of the 
 rulers is unmistakable. Some little time ago, in Burmah, 
 the clamour of the carpenter and artisan class put a stop to 
 jail competition with local industries. Up to the present, 
 Government has made a very bad use of that splendid 
 territory. The jails in the country are the legalised technical 
 schools ; a man must qualify as a criminal before lie gets 
 in^ructed. 
 
 The Burmese are a bright, good humoured, clever 
 people, and the women are as charming and attractive 
 as Japs. What have we done for them ? Wliy, we have 
 filled the ^offices in Burma with the sweepings of Madras. 
 Married men from India went tliere, contracted tempoi-ary 
 unions with Burmese, begot children, made money, antl
 
 52 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 retired, deserting their helpless offspring. The country 
 wants opening out, and yet capitalists and miners are driven 
 away. That is the story of Burma, and a dirty story it is. 
 
 There is, no doubt, a difficulty in selecting suitable and 
 remunerative labour for prisoners. But should the work 
 of this class be made remunerative is a point worth con- 
 sidering, and what may be the consequences if such a line of 
 conduct is steadily pursued. It will lead to a serious and 
 terrible complication which will ultimately prove hurtful 
 both to the community and the Government. A sample 
 of this evil may be seen in the matter of blankets supplied 
 to the Police and the Native Army manufactured in the 
 jails. The manufacture is superior, and the cost less than 
 that produced by the people who have been spinning wool 
 and weaving blankets for centuries. These ancient weavers 
 were glad to sell blankets to anyone for less than the jails 
 sell to the Police and Military ; tlie fine wool they were 
 also able to turn into shawls, which were eagerly purchased 
 by the well-to-do natives for prices varying from Rs 80 
 to 100. It is a serious loss that this industry should be 
 checked. 
 
 The native artisan is hustled out of the field, his 
 primitive but genuine work superseded by the perpetrators 
 of shoddy of the worst description, its only merit being 
 cheapness which is invariably allied to badness. The poor 
 weaver class has to struggle under disadvantages, until he 
 finally sinks into penury. There is no law to protect him, 
 but it is a trifie hard to think that, in addition to his many 
 disadvantages, he is obliged to compete with bounty-fed
 
 JAIL LABOUR. 53 
 
 articles. The pity of it is that these poor simple people 
 with their innate aptitude and skill, bred of centuries of 
 early associations and hereditary work, should be crowded 
 out to satisfy the devouring maw of a greedy class of 
 traders, who are flooding the world with a cheap article, 
 which to know is to despise. Nor is the work of thievish 
 hands and enforced labour in jails to be set against 
 those primitive industrious artisans who are being converted 
 into beggars and thieves, as the Bangabasi remarks. Let 
 the jail department purchase blankets from the weavers at 
 the market price, and sell them to the Police and Military. 
 The jails would not then ruin the trade, the poor weavers 
 would not be suppressed, while the jail-birds might be 
 found something else to do. 
 
 There are other arguments which might be employed to 
 enforce this recommendation, but will have no weight with 
 a hard-headed materialistic people. From those living not 
 merely a criminal but a selfish life, there proceeds an atmos- 
 phere of evil, and everything that comes from their hands 
 has a deleterious effect. Many of the unaccountable crimes 
 committed, which neither the Law nor the Police can 
 account for, is owing to the malign influence exercised un- 
 consciously by .others. Some people, by nature or training, 
 have become so sensitive as to perceive this subtle influence 
 though unable to exhibit it to others. Perhaps the day is 
 not far distant Avhen the knowledge will be more generally 
 acquired ;• then no one will have any difficulty in perceiving 
 the necessity of avoiding contact with any object which 
 comes from the criminal and debased. But without havir^g
 
 54 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 recourse to any sapersensual reasons, the plain grounds are 
 enough. Are we governing India for the benefit of the 
 Indian people ? If so, why pauperise the masses, and stifle 
 their little industries, or are we holding the country with 
 the grasp of iron to benefit the hungry sharks of Lanca- 
 shire, wlio would sell their grandmother's bones to a 
 surgeon for the smallest worldly gain, and who are utterly 
 indifferent to the welfare and interest of the people con- 
 cerned ? We pray that the nobler instincts of Englishmen 
 may be roused on this question, and believe that if the 
 appeal is heard, there will be no doubt of the decision.
 
 CHAPTER VIII. 
 
 THE MERCANTILE MARINE. 
 
 The heavy rains have refreshed the trees and parched 
 grass of our beautiful maidan, one of the finest parks in 
 the world. Here the sports of the Calcutta j^outh are 
 conducted, and this open space testifies to the exuberant 
 vitality of the city ; the gentry take the air on horse-back 
 or in carriages by the stately Hooghly, with its forest of 
 trim spars etched sharply on an evening sky of crimson 
 and gold ; tired barristers and officials after toil in close 
 chambers snatch a brief respite on the Secretary's walk, or 
 saunter over the smooth glades that surround the Fort, 
 whose grim fortifications accentuate a distant period of 
 military history. From the maidan is only a step to the 
 Eden Gardens, laid out with exquisite taste and kept in the 
 best order by the Department of Public Works. Here is 
 to be found landscape gardening which gladdens the eye 
 and forms an oasis of rest after the congested lanes and 
 choked bazaars of the city. The municipality rules supreme 
 over those unsavoury streets, muddy lanes, evil-smelling 
 drains, and habitations freighted with disease, which woijld
 
 56 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 not be tolerated even in Constantinople. This body is a 
 law unto itself, removed far beyond any appeals from 
 the most patient and long-enduring citizens. It is high 
 time to cease making useless remonstrances to men ^yho 
 have taken six years to discuss the propriety of construct- 
 ing a road in the suburbs, without even arriving at a 
 conclusion. Some day, in the distant future, the citizens 
 will perhaps wake up and dismiss these unprofitable 
 servants ; in the meantime let us speak softly, lest we 
 disturb the Lethean sleep of our townsfolk, or trouble the 
 pool of stagnant vested interests. 
 
 A QUIET RETREAT. 
 
 The Eden Gardens now command our attention, and 
 undoubtedly a gleam of Paradise has crept into this sweet 
 artificial solitude. Its luxuriant shade, its abundant clusters 
 of crimson and lilac blossoms mirrored in the still waters, 
 its miniature bridges over lotus-grown ponds, its trim walks 
 and green mounds, are a delight ; while tlie dark grotesque 
 temple of Buddha, with its sprawling semi-human statuary 
 and many-cornered roof, lends an air of antique religion 
 and historical colouring to this lovely retreat. It is pleasant 
 after the blazing sunshine, with the thermometer at 95°, to 
 wander through these grounds, and thank God, one is not 
 on the frowning heights of Darjeeling, with teeth chattering, 
 where even the memory of the nightly bed is a cold horror. 
 Here the sun never seems too hot, nor his golden arrows 
 ever unwelcome. In the Gardens one can listen with 
 pleasure to the cawing of the crows, the screams of the
 
 THE MERCANTILE MARINE. 57 
 
 myna, the cliatter of the sparrows, and the plaintive whistle 
 of the kite as he sails supreme in the azure depths by mere 
 will-power hardly moving a feather. There is a rollicking 
 exuberance in the tiny snake as he swims round in circles 
 in the water, leaving a miniature trail behind him, previous 
 to one of those mysterious plunges to the bottom. There 
 is beauty in all these objects, down to the cicada among the 
 leaves and grass. When the day with its fierce glories is 
 dead, the soft pulsations of evening with its flickering 
 shades come in, bringing balm to jaded nerves. Squalor, 
 drudgery, and the carking cares of life melt into brief 
 ■oblivion, and the holy stillness of Nature steps in as 
 a relief. 
 
 FOR WE ALL LOVE JACK. 
 
 The Band from another part of the grounds sends up 
 strains of haunting music. The Baboos sit in a row, shop 
 a,ssistants occupy chairs, and the carriage-folk loll on their 
 cushions. A few care-worn sailors lounge on tlie benches 
 looking " homeless, ragged, and tanned." I never choose 
 to withdraw myself from the labour and common burden of 
 life — my nature tempts me to go shares vrith the unlucky. 
 I in consequence sit among this class and listen to their 
 tajes of sorrow. We treat this poor mercantile marine in 
 a shameful manner. The popular view of Jack is very 
 different from the reality, ashore he is like an overgrown 
 school-boy, the most guileless, harmless creature on earth, 
 full of frolic, till his pockets are empty. Afloat, his breast 
 seems the permanent abode of settled melancholy. Jack is
 
 58 INDIAN SKETCHES AND BABBLES. 
 
 no more fit to encounter the multiplied villainies of big 
 cities than a five-year-old child. No one is more easily 
 imposed upon or less able to protect himself. The captains, 
 owners, and police in Calcutta seem to be his natural 
 enemies. He is allowed to wander at his own sweet will 
 when he steps on shore, and is easily inveigled into the 
 ginshops, where his pockets are soon emptied, and, when 
 lying drunk and incapable in the streets, he is at once 
 l)0uneed on by the police, who simply lie in wait to trade 
 on his helplessness. I have hoard it said that the constable 
 receives from the owners eight rupees a head for every arrest 
 he makes when they want to ship a crew ; this sum is after- 
 wards deducted from the poor sailor''s pay. True, Jack 
 is improvident and often vicious, but after being cooped 
 up for months in a dirty ship, and fed on coarse diet, he is 
 hardly resj^onsible for his conduct on shore. Ilis one idea 
 of excitement is getting drunk — a delusion shared, un- 
 fortiinately, by many of liis better-informed brothers. This 
 excitement enables him to purchase a brief oblivion from 
 the monotonous toil of his daily life. 
 
 THE VULTURES OF THE SEA. 
 
 The sailor takes it amiss to be aslced to work on deck 
 during the midday sun on the river, the heat being almost 
 unbearable. The severity he undergoes prompts him to 
 desert, and he cheerfully thanks the magistrate for sending 
 him to jail, as a respite from the hardships imposed on 
 him by his captain. When sent back he is treated to 
 low diet, lashes, irons, and occasionally shot at like a wolf.
 
 THE MERCANTILE MARINE. 59 
 
 as we had lately an example. The tyranny practised, by a 
 brutal captain is rarely reported, but it exists as a palpable 
 fact even in our day. Now, admitting the justice of the 
 sentence, for discipline must be maintained, why is it the 
 tax-payers, and not the ship-owners, are called upon to pay ? 
 I would give Jack only the range of the maidan, the Eden 
 Gardens, and would stop the license of the keeper of any 
 public-house where intoxication is discovered. The Sailors' 
 Home in Calcutta is not popular, I have nothing to say 
 in its favour. Instructions might also be given to our 
 able-bodied police to prevent Jack from falling into tempta- 
 tion, and the bonus to policemen for making arrests, miglit 
 well be abolished. The expense of Jack's imprisonment 
 should fall entirely on those who employ his services, and 
 not on the over-burdened tax-payer. The testimony of the 
 Governor of the Presidency Jail is on my side, and it also 
 shows that the captains and owners are not the immaculate 
 body which one of the newspapers has endeavoured to prove. 
 Thank Heaven ! there are gentlemen on the Bench — 
 English gentlemen to whom the traditions of their country 
 are still dear, and wlio know to whom England is most 
 indebted. To these I appeal on behalf of the mercantile 
 marine : stop the sailor from being drugged by the publican, 
 disgraced by the police, starved by the captain, and legally 
 plundered by the owners. Have pity on these poor Britons, 
 away from their country, who drink and swear and are 
 flung info prison — who carry the flag of England into 
 every land, who have made her name glorious.
 
 CHAPTER IX. 
 
 THE GENERAL HOSPITAL. 
 
 A PALE mist overshadowed the maidan, making the distant 
 spires of the High Court and the masts of the ships seem 
 like a landscape in sepia. The soft green foliage breathed 
 a sense of repose, and the grass looked refreshed after the 
 late heavy downpom*, which was only a modest sip to the 
 parched plain. The air was close, for the sun went on 
 burning monotonously behind the thin coating of mist. 
 To-morrow King Sol will blaze out in all his fierceness, as 
 if starting for a journey through Equatorial Africa. Far 
 behind, on the borders of the Eden Gardens, the inevitable 
 football players continue their sport — seven games a day for 
 seven days a week does not abate the zeal of the athletes ; 
 on the other side Whiteaway and Laidlaw, in a fever of 
 commercial activity, have plastered their windows with, 
 crockery to tempt purchasers, while cheap sales all over the 
 town mark the close of the summer season, 
 
 ON THE WAV. 
 
 The drive to the General Hospital is straight across the 
 maidan. Between a fine avenue of trees, over a thick greeu
 
 THE GENERAL HOSPITAL. GI 
 
 sward, the old Cathedral lifts a single finger pointing to 
 heaven and saving. "Blessed be the Lord for His bounty ! 
 Come hither and give thanks beside me." The scene reminds 
 me of one of the avenues of Hampton Court, that ghost- 
 haunted aristocratic union, now devoted to decayed sprigs 
 of the nobility — the once magnificent present to royalty 
 of the haughty Cardinal whom Shakespeare reproached witli 
 serving the earthly with more fervour than the heavenly 
 master. Not far from the Cathedral stand the brown walls 
 of the Presidency Jail. A prisoner in heavy irons, guarded 
 by a turbaned soldier armed to the teeth, is in evidence. 
 The manacled figure accentuates the situation, as a solitary 
 angler on the bend of a river gives a human aspect to a 
 country scene. Close to the jail are three blocks of building 
 fronting the magnificent park, with the race-stand like a 
 spider's web in the distance. The grounds on which these 
 three blocks stand, once formed the site of the garden-house 
 of some rich dweller in Calcutta, but were purchased by the 
 Government for the General Hospital in tlie last century. 
 
 ADMISSION. 
 
 I have gone over the hospital, talked to tlie patients, and 
 inspected the place. I will trace the successive steps by 
 which a person may become an inmate of this useful insti- 
 tution. Admission is sought at the gate of the central 
 building, where the assistant surgeon questions the applicant, 
 and fills 'Up a ticket. Payments are made for ten days in 
 advance, the ward-master giving a receipt for tlie money. 
 The patient is then handed over to a bearer, who pilots him
 
 62 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 to the quarters assigned liim by the nurse. The charges are 
 Rs, 5 a day for a double room, down to Es. 3 and Rs. 2 
 respectively for single rooms, according to accomodation. 
 There are also special quarters for infectious diseases. The 
 Jiospital is open to Europeans of all classes. 
 
 THE SICK WARD. 
 
 These formalities complied with, the patient makes him- 
 self as comfortable as he can in his new quarters. His room 
 is supplied with a spring bed, a punkah, a small cupboard 
 surmounted by a looking-glass, a table ynth jug and basin, a 
 towel-horse, and water-bottle ; while in tlie corner, up to its 
 ankles in insulators filled with water, and looking proud of 
 its position, stands a tall meat-safe. This formidable and 
 unexpected article of social economy completes the furniture 
 of the room. 
 
 Outside the door of the apartment, extending the whole 
 length of the building, is a spacious verandah, the most 
 valuable feature of the house. Here the punkah-wallah 
 plies his monotonous calling, or lies prone on the floor ; 
 his spare, swarthy figure is found all over the corridors and 
 j'assages, as if poured out of a jug. Through the rooms 
 and halls are cheap specimens of art, horrid German 
 chromos that are reeled off by the thousand. I have found 
 them everywhere, in a Buddhist vihara and in the hall of a 
 Kandyan chief. 
 
 WHITE-ROBED ANGELS. 
 
 There are four sisters of the community of S. John the 
 Baptist connected with the hospital. Their work is simply
 
 THE GENERAL HOSPITAL. C3 
 
 invaluable. Not only do they see that the nurses do their 
 duty, but tliey couie and cheer the patients with loving 
 words of sympathy. It is due to their untiring exertions 
 that many of the rooms are furnished and made comfort- 
 able ; the Government supplies medicine, cheap diet, and 
 nothing else. What a blessing to afflicted humanity are 
 these sisters of various orders ! Often have I seen a poor 
 soldier, whose eyes were glazing in death, brighten up 
 like the flicker of a candle and bless them with his dying 
 breath. I am old enough also to remember the hired nurse 
 of Mrs. Gamp class. During the weary hours of night 
 she used to refresh herself from a black bottle, draw the 
 pillow from under my head, and prop herself up with it in 
 an easy chair before going to sleep ; and next day, when 
 1 complained to the doctor, she used to exclaim, with 
 audacious effrontery, *' Dear me, how the young gentleman 
 wanders !" All that has passed away, and the refined 
 women who elect this work are the truest angels of this 
 world. 
 
 THE ROUTINE. 
 
 I must ask the reader to step back with me to the 
 patient just settled in his room. His first visitor is the 
 assistant surgeon, who has studied his card and made 
 himself acquainted with his complaint. He is followed by 
 tlie contractor, who inquires what food has been ordered, 
 and supplies the necessaries as stated on the card. The 
 patient, of course, can bring his servant and supply his 
 own wants. Any time between 11 and 2 he may expect a
 
 64 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 visit from the surgeon superintendent. The arrival of 
 this great man, the autocrat of the house, constitutes 
 the event of the day. As soon as he approaches, all the 
 patients who are able to get about, scuttle back to bed 
 like a set of schoolboys, and assume a gravity befitting 
 their disorder. The doctor is accompanied by the assistant 
 surgeon, dresser, nurse, sweeper, and occasionally, by a sister. 
 After making the usual inquiry, in the blandest of voices, 
 " How are we to-day ?" with an occasional examination, he 
 passes on to the next room, and the train follows. After 
 this the patient is left in peace for another twenty-four 
 hours. The chief having visited the wards, writes certi- 
 ficates in the office, looks into the operating-room, and then 
 gets into his carriage, and drives off. His departure is the 
 signal for a general relaxation of all the official staff. 
 
 THE AFTER-HOURS. 
 
 At 2 o'clock dinner is served. The patient then rests 
 for a while under the punkah, to the frill of which he has 
 ingeniously attached a towel, in order to create a larger 
 current of air. At 5 o'clock those who can sit up repair 
 to the south verandah to lounge in long chairs, and see 
 friends, who generally drop in at this hour for a chat. The 
 gas-lamps are all lowered at 8-30, and the patients retire 
 for the night. 
 
 VOICES OF THE NIGHT. 
 
 For the first hour or two the punkah goes orl steadily 
 fanning the fevered brow of the invalid. Gradually the 
 mpvement becomes intermittent, and finally ceases, while
 
 THE GENERAL HOSPITAL. 65 
 
 shouts, and angry complaints arise. It will be remembered 
 that the hospital stands adjacent to the Lunatic Asyluni, 
 Jail, and Zoological Garden. When night throws her 
 black sheet over the world, tlie period of strange sounds 
 and noises come in, and the sense of hearing becomes 
 abnovmally acute. It is then that the vital energies are at 
 their lowest, the time when Death gathers in his human 
 harvest more abundantly. Often at this period the roar ui 
 the lion, the shriek of tlie lunatic, and the groan of the 
 dying pierces the silence of the sick ward. India is the 
 land of sounds and strange noises, where perfect silence is 
 never found. The punkah-wallah, like tlie cicada, silent 
 through the day, at night allows liis tongue to go on in a 
 ceaseless babble, often crooning some dismal chant which 
 produces in the European, symptoms akin to sea-sickness. 
 Night is the heaviest time to the invalid, but, like other 
 disagreeables, it is at last got through, and a new day is 
 born, when the same routine is repeated. 
 
 THE DEAD HOUSE. 
 
 The nurses and sisters have a separate block to live 
 in, joined to the main building by a covered passage. 
 Opposite this causeway is a square ivy-clad box called the 
 chapel, and behind it, muffled in thick ever-greens, is a 
 pretty little building, holding back unobtrusively, as if 
 apologising for its presence. This is known as the Dead 
 House, where patients who have no furthur use for luggage 
 or tickets are removed quietly at all hours by a couple of 
 men with a stretcher. The funeral takes place immediately
 
 66 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 winding slowly before the verandah, and throwing an un- 
 necessary gloom over the poor patients. I would strongly 
 recommend the authorities to open a passage at the back, 
 so as to save the sick from being shocked by tlie ghastly 
 procession. The dead man's room is whitewashed up to six 
 feet from the floor ; and after this the preparation for the 
 next occupant is complete. 
 
 THE ASSISTANT-SURGEON. 
 
 Just as one of the patients was sounding his praise 
 Mr. Allison came up, and I was introduced. A tall, spare 
 man, with full beard and kindly grey eyes. There were 
 marks of obstinate labour and patient thought on every 
 line of his somewhat delicate face, which long years and 
 struggle with adverse circumstances had ploughed across 
 his massive forehead. A slight glance was enough to show 
 that the assistant surgeon deserved his popularity, for his 
 kingdom " is not of this world.'* In the open ward were a 
 lot of time-gnawed old fellows, who assured me that they 
 were content with their treatment. There were also, if my 
 eyes don't deceive me several of the genius loafer, men who 
 have slipped down in the race and whom angels or Gods 
 can never raise. While paying my respects to the sister in 
 charge I asked what I could do for her. " I want Rs. 200 
 very badly," she rephed, " I have two poor people who 
 have spent all their little earnings. I want to send them 
 Jiway." This sweet-souled woman has no thought for 
 h.-rself, but for those who have fallen. Will any of my 
 Indian reaflers send her a cheque ? This is the season of
 
 THE GENERAL HOSPITAL. 67 
 
 lavish expenditure and hospitality. I don't much believe 
 in subscribing to charities, which is like paying a priest to 
 say your prayers for you. Better go yourself with the 
 silver pill in your hand and get all the good you can out of 
 the transaction. Your words will sound glorious ; if not, 
 inist the sister with the money. Let me remind my affluent 
 Christian brothers and sisters of a passage from that old 
 book which stands at the head of the library : "He that 
 giveth to the poor lendeth to the Lord." And there is a 
 promise attached. Well, you see the condition of the loan, 
 and if you are satisfied with the security, down with the 
 rupees. 
 
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 CHAPTER X. 
 
 THE MUNICIPAL MARKET. 
 
 The City of Palaces, despite its splendid, park and statel_y 
 river, unlike any of the great European capitals, lias 
 but few places of importance to interest the visitor. The 
 bacillus hunter, the microbe catcher, and the connoisseur 
 in smells finds Calcutta a rich field for observation and 
 experiment — so much so that learned doctors and scientists 
 from England and Russia come here to lecture. Calcutta 
 is growing proud of its capacity to inflict humanity with ;i 
 crop of diseases which no other city in the world can 
 furnish. As a healthy object of interest the Municipal 
 Market holds the first place. For this institution, the 
 town is indebted to the late Sir Stuart Hogg, Chairman of 
 the former Justices of the Peace, who, in course of time., 
 were converted into Municipal Commissioners. 
 
 THE OLD MARKET. 
 
 The ground on which the present market litands wa? 
 formerly covered with a crop of kintals, bustees, shoemakers' 
 stalls, and stables for goats and horses. Samples of this
 
 THE MUNICIPAL MARKET. 69 
 
 !j;TOwth are still to be found liberally scattered over the city, 
 and jealously preserved to assist medical investigation. 
 The present market was opened in 1872, and the site, 
 including that of the Municipal Buildings, was purchased 
 at a cost of seven lakhs of rupees. The old market was 
 situated in DhurrumtoUah, on the site of the Parsee 
 Theatre, and the premises of Messrs. Leslie and Co., and 
 Sir Stuart first endeavoured to supplant it by opening a 
 ■market on the ground now occupied by the Campbell 
 Hospital at Sealdah ; but this locality was found to be too 
 far way from the centres of Europeans, and the market 
 was closed when the present one was opened, 
 
 A BENGALEE NOT WITHOUT GUILE. 
 
 The DhurrumtoUah market belonged to a private 
 owner, who had a keen eye for a bargain. As soon as he 
 ascertained tliat a new market was in contemplation, he 
 obtained long leases from his tenants, and those who dis- 
 regarded these engagements and went to the new market 
 were sold up. Eventually, to secure stall-keepers for the 
 new market, the Justices bought out the private owner for 
 the trifling sum of seven lakhs. Consequently, to secure 
 the new market, the Municipality was heavily burdened by 
 the sum of fourteen lakhs. The move, however, was in the 
 right direction, the market has proved a convenience to the 
 public, a distinct advantage to the industrious stall-keepers, 
 and a property which, even in the dull months of the year, 
 yields an income of Rs. 11,000 per mensem. The intention 
 is not to rack-rent or charge the higliest sum for a stall, but
 
 70 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 to get those who have anything to sell, to come in. In the 
 hardware and dry-goods department a vacant 3tall is put 
 np to the highest bidder, but this rule does not apply to 
 meat, fish, or perishable commodities. The Commissioners 
 fix a reasonable and moderate charge, enough to create 
 a healthy competition. All stalls in the buildings an; 
 assessed every day, Sundays and holidays excepted, and 
 the money is sent into the Municipal Office. There are 
 about 800 stalls, besides 115 godowns or shops, the market 
 being a general focus for trade. 
 
 THE STRUCTURE, 
 
 The building is of red brick, with a picturesque number 
 of gables and towers. There is a wide open space in front 
 for cars and carriages, a fountain which plays languidly, 
 and a number of crows and kites who wheel and circle round 
 the building on duty. The kite is the only creature in 
 India that is indifferent to rain ; during the heaviest down- 
 pour, each of the towers has its kite who stretches his 
 wings, and actually shrieks with delight in a thin tricklint; 
 voice. Fronting the streets are stalLi offering a miscell- 
 aneous collection of whips, helmets, toys, and second hand 
 books, from the immortal verse of Milton to the mortal 
 prose of the railway novel. Here a littlo cleanliness would 
 be a decided advantage. 
 
 FISH. 
 
 If the reader will now follow me, I shall do myself the 
 
 honour of taking him over the market. In those larg*' 
 
 , brown jars of various sizes you will find butter, from pale
 
 THE MUNICIPAL MARKET. 71 
 
 gold up to what has a suspicious resemblance to candle 
 grease. Poor purchasers take away small quantities wrapped 
 in plantain leaves. No cleaner vehicle can be employed. 
 It is much better than paper, I have eaten many a meal 
 out of a plantain dish in Ceylon. It is said that beer 
 tastes best out of pewter. I affirm that rice and broiled 
 fish taste best from plantain leaves. The fastidious purchaser 
 may object to the scanty costume of the butter vendor. 
 This is entirely a matter of taste. Leaving the butter 
 stalls, you get a glimpse of crisp beautiful loaves that recall 
 a school-boy's appetite, pink balls of Dutch cheese and huge 
 wedges of the same, the colour of soap, flanked by chutnies 
 and pickles in bottles. Advancing further the fish vendors 
 of both sexes shout and roar with an energy and impudence 
 that would do credit to Billingsgate. The women are 
 draped in white, with gold bracelets on their fine arms, and 
 bed curtain rings of the same metal in their noses. Fancy, 
 kissing a woman Avith such an impediment ; but women 
 in the East never kiss even their children. The fish does 
 not look inviting, nor are their colours as attractive as i)) 
 Ceylon, where the fishes cover themselves with all the hues 
 of the rainbow. Here they are exhibited in creels, their 
 heads arranged in a row round the rim with mouths open. 
 This may be an expression of open-mouthed amazement at 
 being drenched with water to make them look young. Or, 
 perhaps, the open mouth indicated an unspoken speech 
 to certain uninviting shrimps on the next stall, horrid 
 creatures who look as if they came straight from the 
 bottom of the Black Sea.
 
 72 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 The stalls on one side are labelled Miittou and Goat, 
 and on the other Beef. The latter is excellent in quality, 
 especially during the cold months. No stall-fed animals 
 come to the shambles in Calcutta ; the beef is the flesh of 
 cows which have run dry of milk, these animals having in 
 life been well-fed to give the milk a greater consistency, 
 Avhich helps adulteration. But after the abominable ^j/tooA-a 
 process, the interior of the cow gets so injured that she 
 ceases to bear a calf. As soon as the cow gives no milk 
 she is sent to be solid, and eagerly bought up by the 
 butchers. There are over a hundred tables for meat in the 
 market. 
 
 This is not the best season, but the display is really 
 excellent, differing vastly from that of Covent Garden or any 
 of the French markets. A glance down the stalls presents 
 a mass of picturesque colour. On benches are deposited a 
 number of baskets of brown nuts of all sizes and shapes, 
 walnuts, almonds, Brazilian nuts, currants and raisins, 
 with a cloud of metallic flies. Interspersed on those heaps 
 are small baskets of oranges, limes, pomegranates, and 
 fruits resembling yellow plums, the whole presenting a 
 choice array of colour, from rich gold to Vandyke brown. 
 The Oriental is tolerant of dirt, but keenly alive to artistic 
 effects. On the other side of this long bench of' dainties 
 is to be seen a profusion of green and yellow fruit. Long 
 poles are suspended over the stalls, festooned with plantains^
 
 THE MUNICIPAL MARKET. 73 
 
 ^)ale green and dead gold. There are alr^o hampers of dark 
 •<)ranges, and monster pumaloes in heaps, labelled with the 
 names of the vendor, and bearing the announcement that 
 " tickets will be torn off on taste" — a wise provision, lest 
 any one might incur indigestion by rashly swallowing the 
 labels. I noticed some veiy white-looking apples. Neither 
 the apple nor the English girl suits the blazing sun of the 
 tropics. Both get white and fade rapidly. Here is a case 
 in evidence. A lovely English girl, tall, graceful and fair ; 
 lier cheeks are as pale as a wax statue, but her eyes are 
 liquid and lustrous like water in starlight, the windows of a 
 soul full of innocence and gaiety ; her white teeth are like 
 a flash of surprise as she talked to her companion. There 
 is a fine athletic young Englishman watching her move- 
 ments with evident admiration. She has shot one glance 
 at him which touches him like fire. And he follows her 
 with his gaze dumbly soliciting another glance as a man 
 holds out his glass to be refilled. What poor fellow could 
 resist those eyes ? 
 
 The fruit and vegetable ai-e lying about in heaps : 
 I'ucumbers, beans, brinjals, glistening purple like new shot 
 from Woolwich, pumkins, yams, sweet potatoes, hampers of 
 rusty brown onions, and white ones resembling Spanish 
 garlic. There are other esculents, pink, saffron, and umber, 
 together with various curry-stuffs, rose, pink, and parrot- 
 i^reen. One counter was loaded with small bags of flour, 
 the vendors looking pale and ashy, as if manufactured out of 
 their own material. At the end of the passage was a fowl 
 range, cramped and deficient in space. Here were all sort^
 
 74 IXDTAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 of birds, the tiny wax-bill, pigeon, guinea-fowl, parrot, down 
 to the domestic rooster and clacking duck ; while poor little 
 singing birds chattered mournfully in their exile, dreaming 
 of the woods and forests they will never see again. 
 
 FLOWERS. 
 
 At the head of the fruit market stand the flower stalls. 
 Here are some lovely roses, pink, yellow, and red, while the 
 magnificent white lotus holds the place of honour. This is 
 the noblest flower in the East : its snowy purity conveys ii 
 sense of repose like a benediction, while its hallowed sweet- 
 ness is enhanced by sprigs of green intermingled with the 
 delicate fronds of maidenhair fern. Tiny sunflowers, witli 
 black and yellow faces, looked mirthfully from pots of water 
 where they were reposing. A boy perched on his heels is 
 doing what the sun in the heavens failed to do — ripening' 
 the closed leaves of a brilliant red lotus. With deft fingers 
 the act is done. How sweet are all these fragile delicate 
 things ! What memories, sad but sweet, do they ref.-tll I 
 In truth their beauty makes one glad. 
 
 VISITORS. 
 
 The market is the resort of purchasers, and also one of 
 the clustering spots where men and women recreate them- 
 selves, especially on Sundays. The types are varioMs. 
 Among the fowls, I notice the tired boarding-house-keeper 
 with a face like a battered stage on which the scenery is 
 always shifting ; here she is in her element, oheapeninK 
 articles. Among the cheese and curries is a middle-aged 
 ^>achelor, face close-shaved, red, and nose slightly pur})le :
 
 THE MUNICIPAL MARKET. lb 
 
 this, as everybody know^:, is caused by early rising and cios<! 
 attention to the desk, and has absolutely no connection with 
 the mixture called " pegs." He evidently does his own 
 marketing, and drinks nothing but cold grog without sugar. 
 There is an old lady buying eggs. Look at her. She has 
 a bag in one hand, and a fan in the other ; her spectacles 
 are blue-tinted : her skirt is carefully pruned back for con- 
 venience ; and she has a good deal of small affability which 
 she squanders in smiles ; yet she is as knowing as a young 
 cat, and in astuteness would be a match for the Commis- 
 sioner of Police. At a flower-stall, selecting something for 
 his button-hole, is a warrior hard as nails and extremely 
 gallant. His eyes are fastened on a bevy of pretty Eura- 
 sian girls, chirpy as the sparrows the Lord feeds, and no less 
 restless of movement and tongue. There goes a handsome 
 young Armenian lady, with a round fresh face of great 
 delicacy and beauty, her fingers covered with valuable rings. 
 Look how she toitches the balloon-like expansion on either 
 side of her corsage which la mode calls sleeves. They give; 
 her the appearance of a grenadier. The human vegetables 
 add considerably to the interest of the market. 
 
 THE GENIUS LOCI. 
 
 For much of all this information I am indebted to .M i . 
 Jones, the genius loci of the market. Its well-being is 
 largely due to his care, judgment, and good sense. Thf 
 stall-keepers, especially the poor, regard him as a father and 
 sympathetic friend. Mr. Jones requested me not to 
 mention his name, but in justice to himself and the pujilic
 
 76 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 [ cannot comply with his request. For nearly twenty-five 
 years he has served the public faithfully and with credit. 
 He will shortly be claiming his pension and retiring. I 
 hope the Commissioners will mark their sense of approval 
 by giving him a liberal pension and handsome testimonial. 
 If we are to secure the best man for any post, we ought to 
 convince the public that we know how to part with and 
 i-eward, those who have done their work. There is no 
 other way to raise the moral currency, and to this both the 
 individual and the corporate body are bound to contribute 
 •their share.
 
 CHAPTER XI. 
 
 CEYLON AND ITS GEMS. 
 
 Tradition has it that the gemming industry was first 
 established by a peculiar people called "Mookars," who were 
 probably a race of Malabarese. They were under the control 
 and guidance of a woman, called Mookery, and their efforts 
 were so successful that within a short space of time they 
 accumulated a large quantity of treasure, with which they 
 loaded a ship and departed from the Island. But they were 
 not destined to reap the fruits of their toil, for, having 
 incurred the anger of an evil demon, tlieir ship was, by his 
 influence, totally wrecked, and the treasures were washed 
 ashore and dej)Osited anew in various directions. To this 
 the natives attribute the fact that gems are occasionally 
 found in the most unlikely places. 
 
 THE GEM DISTRICT. 
 
 The most valuable gems found in Ceylon, and, parti- 
 cularly ill the Sabaragamuwa District, are the inby, the 
 the sapphire, and the cats' eye — this last being much prized 
 by Asiatics and especially by the Malays. Stones of httlc
 
 78 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 value, sucli as the garnet, moonstone, tourmaline, topaz, 
 spinel and amethyst are to be had in abundance. The 
 zircoon, in rich shades of brown, violet and green, with its 
 members the grayish white and white jargoon, and the red 
 liyacinth, is found in greater quantities than in any other 
 country. It is in Ceylon that the unwary globe-trotter has 
 to be on liis guard, as with the desire of becoming the 
 envied possessor of a fine diamond or ruby, he not unoften 
 becomes the prey of the designing " Tamby" or Moorman, 
 who palms off as a diamond of the purest water a valueless 
 zircoon, or as a ruby a worthless spinel, garnet, hyacinth 
 or even quartz. It may be noted that a true ruby will 
 scratch any of these counterfeits. Notwithstanding this 
 abundance, it is not possible owing to the system under 
 which the industry has been worked, to fiK with any degree 
 of accuracy, the annul value of the gems unearthed. The 
 Customs' registers are not reliable, for out of the many 
 valuable gems found, some are retained in the Island, and 
 others are purchased for nominal sums by private persons 
 and speculators, the real values of which are not, if ever, 
 known until they are disposed of in Europe or to some of 
 the wealthy princes in India. A rough calculation, however, 
 based on the best available data, gives the value of the 
 ]>recioas stones found at about £15,000 to 20,000 annually. 
 
 THE MOST VALUABLE. 
 
 The ruby is of most value, and has at times secured the 
 liighest prices. Rejecting as a traveller's tale the assertion 
 of Marco Polo, that lie saw a Ceylon ruby the size of a
 
 CEYLON AND ITS GEMS 79 
 
 luna'a aria, it may be iateresting to recall 'what is related of 
 aaubher Ceylon ruby, in connection with the part played 
 uawittingly, in the rise of a family that was of note in a 
 subsequent period in the history of the Dutch Republic. 
 A "Chetty" physician became the owner of a large ruby, 
 said to have been the size of a small curry-stuff grinding 
 stotie. Cutting it into pieces, and retaining the larger 
 poi'tions, he presented the Dutch Governor of Colombo, 
 Lmhoff, with eighteen buttons set with the smaller pieces. 
 Imhoff, not unmindful of gratitude, promptly exalted the 
 donor to the proud position of first Malabar Mudalyar of 
 the Gate, a title of honour still retained, and about equi- 
 valent to a Lord Lieutenancy of a county in England. This 
 rise in rank, however, stirred into restless action the dormant 
 •atergies of the Chetty. The Governor was at last glad to 
 get rid of iiis protege by transforming him into a dignitary 
 learned in tlte law, and presenting him with a seat as (Fudge 
 rtf the Supreme Court in Java. This gentleman was 
 grandfather to Dr. Quint Ondaatjee, alluded to in AlUson's 
 "Historjof Europe," as the "Great Democratic Leader," 
 of hx9 day. Whatever, might have been the value attached 
 to the Ceylon rubies in the past or the present, it should be 
 noted that really valuable ones have always been scarce, and 
 they cannot vie in comparison with some Burmese specimens. 
 Two of the latter were sent to London in 1875, 
 ;^7 and 47 1-16 carats. These were reduced after recuttinsr 
 to 32 5-1$ and 39 9-16 carats, respectively, and the former 
 of them was sold for £10,000. What become of them 
 esfentually it would be interesting to ascertain, as possibly
 
 80 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 no single regalia in Europe contains two such fine rubies. 
 Originally they belonged to the King of Burmah, but impec- 
 uniosity and the chronic state of " hard-up-edness" prevail- 
 ing at that court led to their disposal. This was not an 
 easy matter to achieve, for the people were proud of their 
 possession, and resented tlie idea of their being sent out of 
 the country. Strategy and military force were brought 
 into play, and with a strong guard and amidst intenst- 
 excitement they were conveyed to the vessel that Avas fc 
 bear them away to their destination. 
 
 THE SAPPHIRE. 
 
 In Ceylon, while really valuable rubies are rare, and 
 sapphires common, the converse prevails in Burma. StilL 
 of the sapphires a few splendid specimens have been- 
 unearthed, and mention might be made of one in the 
 collection that was sent by the Colony to the Paris Exhi- 
 bition in 1855, which was valued at £5,000. Notwith- 
 standing the hardness of its nature, the sapphire can be 
 beautifully engraved, and in the Cabinet of Strossi in 
 Rome, may be seen one, with profile of Hercules, the work 
 of Ceueius, The cat's-eye, too, is occasionally of some 
 value, as instance, the one that was in the collection of the 
 last King of Kandy, which sold in London in 1820 for 
 more than £400. This specimen measured two inches in 
 diameter. 
 
 Though tradition speaks of the " Mookarg" as the 
 pioneers of the gemming industry in Ceylon, it is silent 
 as to their methods of work. How far it resembled the
 
 CEYLON AND ITS GEMS. 81 
 
 practice adopted by the natives at the present time, of 
 which an account is here furnished, cannot be known. 
 The sites selected for prospecting are cither the beds of 
 streams or the dry Land in their vicinity, and as thegemmer 
 needs but few appliances, he is not handicapped by much 
 initial outlay. These appliances consist of a few crowbars, 
 a mamotee, a long iron sounding rod, "Illankoora," and 
 a close basket made of split bamboo reeds. 
 
 METHOD OF WORK. 
 
 Thus ecjuipped, the gemmer, if the site selected is the 
 bed of a stream, commences operations in the dry season 
 (December to March), when the water is low and sluggish. 
 He first clears the sand away, and from time to time uses 
 the sounding rod to see whether the gravel or "illan," 
 hence the name of the rod, is accessible. In getting to 
 this "illan," the matrix in which the gems are found, his 
 efforts are sometimes retarded by impediments in the form 
 of blocks of rock, and invariably by a sort of crust, called, 
 " Cabooa " which has to be penetrated, as it is commonly 
 under this crust that the " illan" lies. On reaching this 
 stage, and wlien the gravel is exposed, the coolies, who 
 liave hitherto been assisting the gemmers, are promptly 
 sent away, as none but the initiated and those vitally 
 interested in the success of tlie undertaking, are allowed 
 to be present at the further development of the search. 
 The gravd is now scooped out by means of the mamotees, 
 and is deposited in the wicker basket, held under water 
 with the feet. The basket thus secured, the " illan" in it
 
 82 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 is rotated with a quick motion, by which means the clay 
 is dissolved and the lighter particles of stone, and, from 
 time to time, the larger ones, if after due inspection they 
 are worthless, are thrown cut. The whole is thus reduced 
 to what is termed " nabooa," a thin heavy sand, mostly 
 composed of particles of precious stones, which on careful 
 scrutiny are secured. 
 
 Much similar to this is the process when the site for 
 search is on dry land near a stream, the season for work 
 being the same. Here the earth is removed to the level of 
 the water, and when it becomes soft, the sounding rod is 
 brought into requisition. So deftly is this used in the 
 liands of an experienced worker, that he is seldom misled 
 as to whether the " illan" is within practicable depth. 
 The result being satisfactory, an anxious moment ensues, 
 for the gemmer has to guard, with redoubled vigour, 
 against an influx of water. The soft sand being removed, 
 the "illan" is readily come upon, should there be no 
 "cabooa" to break through, and, by means of the crowbar, 
 it is detached and heaped up for washing, either in the pit 
 itself, if there is not much water in it, or in the adjacent 
 shallow stream. To facilitate labour, the whole of the pit 
 is not gemmed at once. Only one-half of the earth is 
 removed, a flight of steps being constructed in the other 
 half to expedite the removal of the earth and the baling 
 out of the water. This half being exhausted, room is 
 afforded for the earth on its removal from th'e remaining 
 half, which is then in its turn operated on. The " illan" on 
 *bcing heaped up undergoes the process already described.
 
 CEYLON AND ITS GEMS. 83 
 
 A DOUliTFUL INDUSTIIV, 
 
 Simple and primitive as the process of gemming 
 /appears, it is in the majority of instances disappointing 
 in tlie extreme, when the tangible benefits derived are 
 compared with the great amount of labour involved. The 
 sites and directions in which gems are imbedded are very 
 •uncertain and quite unknown, and though in some cases 
 pits are workable in a few days, in others, days, months, 
 and sometimes years, elapse before the matrix which contains 
 the pi'ecious stones is discovered. But the reward of toil 
 may not be here, for the matrix may not yield a sufficiency 
 of gems, even of the smallest value, to show a profit or 
 even to cover the expenses. From enquiries the writer 
 has instituted, it may be taken as substantiated, that of 
 every ten pits sunk only one is found to pay. That not- 
 withstanding these facts, the industry should have been 
 engaged in by the poorer class of natives, shows how hard 
 a struggle for life they have to encounter. 
 
 During the reign of the Kandyan Kings, caste prevailed 
 and was rigidly observed, once a barber always a barber, was 
 the rule ; the inhabitants of certain villages were exclusively 
 devoted to gemming. A body of hereditary gem men, with 
 two headmen, also hereditary, to superintend the establish- 
 ment, was thus formed. This practice died out on the 
 advent of the British Government, and the gemming 
 industry became open to all sorts and conditions of men. 
 
 A CRUEL LAW. 
 
 For the past fifty years, the industry has been pursued by 
 & number of poor people whose sole bubsistence depended'
 
 84 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 on tins precarious industry. Others agcain, mostly agricul- 
 turists, resorted to gemming to eke out what the cultivation 
 of " paddy" did not always afford them, so as to save 
 themselves from absolute starvation. While thus affording 
 relief, a system of joint-stock on a small scale, between 
 expert gemmers and landowners, introducing speculation, 
 gradually crept in. In course of time the attention of 
 European speculators, forming themselves into companies, 
 was drawn to it, leading to the investment of larger capital. 
 
 Up to the time of the formation of these companies, 
 the natives were unrestricted in their efforts at gemming, 
 the only places they were not allowed to exploit without 
 licenses being Crown waste lands. The advent of European 
 capital caused the Government to step in, in the early part 
 of last year, with the enactment of an ordinance, that with 
 one fell swoop did away with all the privileges hitherto 
 enjoyed by the indigenous population. The features of this 
 ordinance may be briefly summarised. It enacts that a fee 
 of Rs. 5 is payable, a license for every pit opened, in 
 whatever localit.//, the number of men employed on each 
 pit being fixed, for each of whom a sum of 75 cents, 
 or 12 annas, for a term of three months is charged. The 
 specially hard feature lies here, if the number of persons 
 when the license is issued should be 26, and then more 
 happen to be added, the license can be cancelled by Govern- 
 ment, and each extra man so employed fined Rs. 50, or in 
 default undergo six months' imprisonment. 
 
 This is a most unreasonable clause and its execution has 
 •had the effect of preventing the poor people to the number
 
 CEYLON AND ITS GEMS. 85 
 
 of 20,000 from in any way devoting their attention to 
 gemming. It not unfrequcntly happens that with a sndden 
 influx of water into the jtit an increased strength of hibour 
 is absolutely necessary for baling purposes, if all the efforts 
 already put forth are not to be frustrated. As has been 
 shown, any excess of labour involves a heavy penalty, un- 
 less it has been duly applied for and a fresh license obtained, 
 a matter involving a delay of, say, four days, if not more, 
 as a number of formalities have to be undergone, including 
 tlie drawing up of a report as to the altered circumstances 
 of the pit, by the village headman, an unpaid native official. 
 
 The ordinance appears to have been drafted on the 
 assumption that the Crown, as successors to the Kand\'an 
 Kings, has a prerogative right to gems, even on prirate 
 lands. That such a right was ever exercised liy those 
 sovereigns is doubtful, and is not clearly established. The 
 claim now made has been lost sight of for years, and is 
 only lately put forward. 
 
 But not content with these rights, the Government goes 
 further and seeks to establish similar claim on lauds which 
 it itself previously sold expressly as gem lands for high 
 and fancy prices. These lands were sold outright to the 
 present owners, and that they should be called upon to 
 render to Government a share of the gems found is opposed 
 to every sense of morality. 
 
 Another objection to the ordinance, and a potent one 
 too, as it involves a clear breach of faith, is that the tax is 
 enforced on lands belonging to Buddliist temples, and oa 
 4he villages of Kandyan Chiefs, who assisted the British
 
 86 INDIA N SKE TCHES A ND RA MBL ES. 
 
 power iu taking the Kandyan province, whereas by law 
 these lands were declared free of all tax. 
 
 That the ordinance is felt as an extreme hardship by 
 the people, leading them to transmit a temperately worded 
 memorial to the Secretary of State for the Colonies, detail- 
 ing their grievances, is not to be wondered at, and sympathy 
 cannot be withheld from them in their attempts to gain 
 redress. The ordinance as it stands has practically killed 
 the native industry, and leaves it for the present in the 
 hands of the European speculators who have come on the 
 scene. The raison d'etre of it really appears to be, that if 
 capital can be invested freely by foreigners, there must l)e 
 something enormous to be made out of the industry, and 
 so the Government thinks fit to have a share. But the 
 question remains to be solved whether the introduction of 
 European capital, aided by the most improved appliances 
 and the latest methods for working gem mines, will develop 
 it into a remunerative business. There is nothing in th& 
 past to warrant such a belief, and when it is remembered 
 that gemming has been openly carried on for years, and 
 immediately under the eye of shrewd British business men,. 
 its success, handicapped as it is by an initial tax of 10 per 
 cent, under the newer auspices, is, to say the least, highly 
 problematic. 
 
 THE MOUNTAIN QUARRY. 
 
 Ratnapura and Rakwana are the places where the best 
 gems are found, though along the road I remarked several 
 excavations where gemming had been conducted. Some-
 
 CEYLON AND ITS GEMS. 87 
 
 very pretty moonstones were shown me, which however 
 were of little value. From ralmadula to Rakwana is a 
 distance of sixteen miles up among mountains. At 
 one side is a deep valley heavily timbered and matted with 
 luxuriant creepers. I noticed some curious orchids, with 
 strange pendulous flowers, lianging from the angles of 
 branches : there stems were covered witli fungi of the 
 most gaudy colours — bright red, yellow, and purple. The 
 scarlet shoots of the iron wood tree seemed like flowers in 
 their blood-red hue. Part of the hill side was literally a 
 blaze of crimson, looking as if the wood was strewn with 
 Vermillion. This jungle abounds witli game, wild boar, elk, 
 red deer, black faced monkeys ; and the whir of copper 
 Avings indicated flocks of parroquets without number. 
 Rakwana is a mining village, consisting of one long street,, 
 looking absurdly small owing to the presence of some mas- 
 sive iron wood trees and tall palms which dwarf the little 
 huts at their base. No more than 250 families reside here 
 under the shadow of a big brown mountain with huge 
 irregular spurs. Down the side of this mountain trickled a 
 stream which fell over a rough bed of stones in a succession 
 of small cataracts, until it got down to the valley when 
 it slipped along in a placid stream. The river looked like a 
 frayed string of braid lacing the side of the huge mountain. 
 One side of the hill was covered with matted jungle and the 
 other placed under cultivation. The view higher up among 
 the gleng was very fine. The twin wooden shanty of 
 the planter stood out on the hill side, while the green tufts 
 of tea hardly showed on the red brown earth. Down in the
 
 ■ 88 lAWTAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 vallej', the hills appeared like miniature hay cocks, under 
 nu amethyst sky of the loveliest hue. The beauty of this 
 scene viewed from the glen where the mining operations 
 take place was lovely, and pathetic in its loveliness. The 
 plaintive note of a bulbul, who is supposed to have a pas- 
 sion for the rose and regrets seeing it plucked, communi- 
 cated a feeling of sadness to my mind as I looked down 
 from those lofty peaks on the distant plains. A finer view 
 than the one before me I never beheld. 
 
 The miners are an improvident lot. Tunnel-diggers 
 get an average of Rs. 2 and a half a day, I had a talk 
 with Mr. Bradley, the Superintendent of the Ceylon Gem 
 Company, and was courteously led round the pits by 
 Mr. W. H. vSmart, his assistant, a pleasant and highly 
 informed gentleman. Gemming in Ceylon does not seem 
 a profitable speculation. It is hardly worth while investing 
 money in such a lottery concern.
 
 CHAPTER XII. 
 
 THE PEARL FISHERIES OF CEYLON. 
 
 The fishing grounds are reached by steamer from Colombo, 
 wliich conveys the visitor to the northern parts of the 
 island. All the luxuriant foliage, the leafy lanes, the 
 wonderful growth of palms, creepers and gorgeous llowers 
 are left behind. The home of the pearl oyster is off a flat 
 low-lying coast of barren sand. For miles inward towards 
 tlie interior, the country is sterile and repulsive ; the only 
 wood that thrives here are the umbrella plant, the cruel 
 prickly buffalo thorn, and the monstrous " boabab" tree, 
 whose short-stunted groAvth and ragged branches can with- 
 stand the strong gusts of wind which sweep over the 
 desolate sand. This tree was mysteriously imported from 
 the West Coast of Africa in distant days — a huge shape- 
 less mass of wood from twenty to thirty feet in circumference, 
 and very little more in height. The long sweep of desolate 
 shore has a dreary appearance, and seems a fitting abode 
 for great crabs, tortoises, and snakes. On those sands, 
 where the sea-turtle basks in peace, and the solitude is only 
 broken by tiie wild cry of the seafowl, crowds assemble as 
 soon as the pearl fisheries begin, and the dreary waste 
 becomes enlivened by numbers who congregate from the most
 
 90 INDIAN SKETCHES AA'D RAMBLES. 
 
 distant parts of India. The shore is raised in many parts 
 to the height of several feet, by enormous mounds of shell, 
 the accumulation of ages. Here millions of oyster shells, 
 robbed of their pearls, have been year after year flung 
 into heaps that extend a distance of miles. These heaps 
 shining bright on the beach ad<l to the glare, while the 
 burning heat of the sand under a noonday sun is almost 
 unsupportable. The flat shore all round is riddled with 
 holes by a large ocypodian, who must be terribly surprised 
 at the invasion of his territory. These huge creatures suffer 
 from the general barrenness ; their food is scant, for if one 
 of their number is killed and left on the shore, his fellow- 
 creatures promptly carry him away into a burrow and 
 doubtless devour him. 
 
 PEARL HUNTERS. 
 
 The only inliabitants are a few fishermen, who obtain 
 a modest living by curing sharks and other bony fishes, 
 finding a market for their poor stock in the forlorn peninsula 
 of Jaffna. Hope is kept aUve in their breasts by washing 
 out the forsaken " Kottus," in search for pearls, lost by the 
 gleaners of other days. The inhospitable shore is further 
 haunted by sharks, sea-eagles, and black and yellow snakes- 
 that frequently dot the surface of the water over tlie 
 oyster banks. A pitiless Sun flings down burning rays on 
 the shifting sands, and over its surface sweep clouds of big, 
 red-eyed, blue-bottle flies, helping the process (\f putrefac- 
 tion : the pearl is not removed till after the fish has decayed. 
 At Maviecha Khadl I found hundreds of half-naked Arabs,
 
 THE PEARL FISHERIES OF CEYLON. 91 
 
 yellow skinned Moors, Afghans, Malays, Tamils, and 
 Singhalese divers, traders, pedlers, fakeers, conjurers, a 
 heterogeneous mixture of thousands of different colours, 
 castes and occupations. On the shore, a large town had 
 sprung up, consisting of tents, cadjan huts, bazaars, and the 
 rudest edifices. The roofs of these temporary dwellings 
 presented an unusual spectacle, every imaginable article of 
 clothing was spread thereon to dry : cloths, turbans and 
 jackets of every possible sliape and colour. In front of 
 the huts were mats, on which were heaps of black-looking 
 earth. Watching these carefull}', were seated greasy Chet- 
 ties with massive bed curtain rings of gold in their ears, 
 and sleek Moors, with cold calculating eyes, almost nude ; 
 the attention of all observers were directed to the operations 
 going on before them. Tiiis work was being undertaken by 
 women and children, who were busy sifting the heaps con- 
 sisting of shells, sand, and all the filth that remained after 
 washing the putrid flesh of the oysters on their removal froni 
 the shells, in search of any of the remaining precious pearls. 
 The pestilential smell of putrefying fish poisoned the air 
 and became most offensive when the wind blew from tin* 
 south. The putrefaction of millions of oysters generates an 
 immense amount of worms, flies, mosquitoes and vermin of 
 all sorts. To guard against disease, a hospital and medical 
 men were provided, and a rigid scrutiny is made of all tlie 
 arrivals to guard against infection. Every precaution to 
 prevent oholera or small-pox patients coming from other 
 parts of the island is also adopted, for Ceylon at present 
 has not a clean bill of health.
 
 92 mDFAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 HOW THE WORK IS I>ONE. 
 
 The divers are mostly Moormen and Tamils, with a few 
 Arabs from the Persian Gulf, a brave hardy race of men, of 
 a speculative turn, who betake themselves year after year to 
 this hazardous occupation. They usually come in common 
 lighters, eight or ten tons in burden, such as commonly 
 convey cargo to ships, using both sails and oars ; each boat 
 lias a complement generally of twenty-one men, with five 
 diving stones for ten divers. The usual equipment is 
 very simple ; a'.i open scaffolding to eacli boat from which 
 the tackle is suspended, and pine-shaped stones of coarse 
 granite, from 30 to 50 tbs. in weiglit, with a loop attached 
 to each for receiving the foot ; some divers use half-moon 
 stones to bind round their waists that the feet may be free. 
 The diver is also provided with a small basket, or bag, 
 woven like a net, which he takes down to the bottom 
 and fills with the oysters as he collects them ; the rope is 
 attached to his body, the end of which is held by the men 
 in the boat. This rope he jerks when he wishes to be 
 drawn, up. While five divers are coming up, five are 
 preparing to go down. When the diver reaches the bottom, 
 he throws himself on his face and collects all he can. If 
 the bank is rich, about 150 oysters can be taken in each 
 dip ; if, however, the oysters are scattered, not more than 
 five to ten. The Arab can remain submerged for about 
 ninety seconds, Avhile the Moor or Tamil rarely' exceeds 
 seventy seconds. The former wears a nose compressor 
 but the others scorn the use of any such help. The
 
 THE PEARL FISHERIES OF CEYLON. 93 
 
 diving generally begins at sunrise, and continues till the sea 
 breezes or west winds set in. The liours of work do not 
 exceed six. The men enjoy the labour as a pleasant pas- 
 time, and never murmur or complain. The noise of going 
 down from tlie several boats contiimes without interruption. 
 From a little distance it resembles the dashing of a cataract. 
 
 OUT TO THE BANKS. 
 
 When the day advances and sea breezes set in, the 
 signal is made for the boats to set sail for the shore. It 
 is a lovely sight to witness a flotilla of about 200 boats, 
 with white sails set to catch the breeze, lightly skimming 
 the blue waters in the dazzling sunlight. The oyster 
 banks are some distance from the shore. As soon as the 
 keels touch the sand, eager inquiries are made from all sides 
 as to the results of the day's fishing. The fishing grounds 
 are marked by buoys over the spots, ornamented with flags 
 of different colours, giving the waters the festive appearance 
 of a regatta. In the olden times the Governor visited the 
 scene accompanied by a military guard armed to the teeth, 
 to resist any raid from the Kandyan Cliiefs bent on 
 plunder. The beach from Candatchy Bay to the old fortress 
 of Areppo is very convenient for boats, the water being dee[) 
 close to the beach, and not agitated by any surf. When 
 the signal for work is given at early dawn, the noise and 
 shouts from those embarking is deafening in its chimour. 
 Strange prayers are ^recited, hasty ablutions performed, and 
 the solemn pall of night is pierced with a conglomerate 
 shout of voices, which to European ears make a din,
 
 94 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 strange and unearthly. The clivers are a superstitious 
 dass given to charms and extraordinary ceremonies. No 
 diver will go under water till the shark conjurer has per- 
 formed his incantations. Once the Government had to 
 keep two of these functionaries in its pay, to remove the 
 fear of the divers from their enemies, the sharks. The 
 conjurer is stripped naked and shut up in a room, where he 
 mutters his spells in secret from the time of sailing until 
 the boats return. While this is going on, the natives 
 believe that the sharks cannot open their mouths. The 
 water of Ceylon abound with these remorseless pirates of 
 the deep. Yet strange to say that the number of accidents 
 in the fishing grounds are very few. If a shark is seen, the 
 divers make a signal, when all the boats return ; it is not 
 often, however, this occurs, for, whether it may be the 
 charm or the multitudes or the noise, few of these monsters 
 approach the scene during the diving operations. While 
 at work, no food is taken by the divers according to the 
 instructions of the magician, else the charm for their 
 protection is broken. They are, however, allowed unlimited 
 privileges in drink. This permission is rarely abused by 
 the divers, who are for the most part abstemious men. 
 
 THE SHELLS. 
 
 On reaching the shore the boats are made fast, while 
 the oysters are carried on the heads of boatmen to the 
 " Kottus" or palisade enclosures on the sand, wiiere thej' 
 are thrown into heaps. Some boats laud as many as 30,000, 
 while others onlv five or six hundred. When all the shells
 
 THE PEARL FISHERIES OF CEYLON. 95 
 
 are landed under the careful eyes of the overseers, the 
 whole is divided into heaps, two-thirds going to the Govern- 
 ment, and one-third to tlie divers. The diving operations 
 of the present year have proved a great success, exceeding 
 the expectations of the ofificial inspector. It was estimated 
 that about 10,000,000 oysters could be available, whereas 
 the actual number fished has reached 37,810,552, the 
 Government share of which has realised lis. 8,27,081, at 
 an average price of Rs. 32-14 per thousand. The highest 
 ])rice obtained has been Rs. 50, and the lowest Rs. 28. The 
 largest number of boats out on any one day has been 206, 
 and the lowest 35. A further Rs. 1,00,000 should be 
 realised by the Government, if the monsoon will only hold 
 off, as the banks are not nearly exhausted. This is, the 
 largest sum that the fisheries have ever yielded, and is all 
 -clear gain to the revenue. I notice from the official state- 
 ment showing the estimated revenue and expenditure for the 
 year 1891, that the Pearl Fisheries yielded only Rs. 500 ! 
 At the close of last year's operations, it was authoritatively 
 disserted that there could be no operations this year, and 
 the estimate of 10,000,000 oysters above alluded to was 
 only an afterthought. Surely, the Government can be 
 better served in a matter of this sort, by having the banks 
 more carefully surveyed by a competent official. Oysters do 
 not form pearls in the space of a day or two. It is to 
 be hoped that all the other estimated figures of the Budget 
 will not fehrink in the same mysterious way. There is a 
 great deal of romance about the way public money is dis- 
 posed of in the East. But no matter.
 
 96 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 The representative of the Government promptly holds 
 an auction duly summoned by tom-tom, when its share of 
 oysters in lots of 1,000 each are put up for sale, being 
 knocked down to the highest bidder. The brokers, jewellers, 
 and merchants who congregate bid and outbid each other in 
 the most lively manner. About the same time a great fair 
 is held, at which articles of all description from India and 
 elsewhere are sold. A great number of beggars, cripples, 
 and falceers find their way here. I noticed one of the 
 latter who was doing penance, for which he wore rouud his 
 neck a gridiron about a foot and a half long. I was told 
 this strange ornament was not removed while either eating 
 or sleeping. There were other loathsome practices exhibited, 
 too filthy to chronicle. The greatest care was taken to 
 prevent theft. Yet I was informed that pearls are dex- 
 terously removed from the shells by means of a stiff pieci' 
 of brass or bramble. 
 
 THE ORIGIJf OF THE PEARL. 
 
 The natives think that the pearl is formed from the dew 
 in connection with the sunbeams when the oyster comes 
 to the surface to catch the drops of rain. Some think the 
 pearls are formed as a defence against interior worms, while 
 others state authoritatively that it is the effect of 
 disease. I find it is easier to criticise their speculations than 
 to substitute a more rational theory, which I leave to tlic 
 reader. Between one hundred and two hundred pearls liave 
 been found in a single oyster, while sometimes a hundred 
 may be opened without finding any. The yellow or gold
 
 THE PEARL FISHERIES OF CEYLON. 97 
 
 coloured pearl is most prized by the natives. The largest 
 I saw was about the size of a small pistol bullet ; spotted 
 pearls are cheap. For a long time it was supposed that the 
 pearl oyster was anchored to a certain place, and that 
 the crustacean was incapable of locomotion. More recent 
 researches prove that it can detach itself from its moorings 
 and fix its byssus at pleasure, to prevent being carried 
 away by the current. According to the statement of one 
 naturalist, an oyster was seen taking a walk round tlie 
 inside of a " chattie" and mounting the glass side of a 
 vivarium. Tliey are supposed to change their places a 
 dozen times in a month. 
 
 x\n oyster reaches maturity in its sixth year, and in its 
 ovaria there are reckoned to be about twelve million eggs. 
 Owing to its many enemies it is hardly necessary to add 
 that few of these millions arrive at a mature condition. 
 This curious family of Crustacea are so human as to be 
 gregarious in their habits, while they are addicted to night 
 walking, not however, to be regarded as an aspersion on 
 their character like that of the human biped, but solely 
 on account of their enemies, darkness being their best 
 protection. The pearl oyster is, on the whole, a hardy 
 creature, capable of living in brackish water, inclined to 
 leave its moorings if tlie water gets agitated and disgusted 
 with the conduct of crabs and shrimps, who nibble at its 
 byssus and compel emigration. Tlie shape of this strange 
 creature ciJrrying so valuable a treasure is that of an im- 
 perfect oval, while the inside of its shell resembles a silver 
 palace more beautiful than the pearl itself. 
 
 VII
 
 CHAPTER XIII. 
 
 CAWNPORE. 
 
 The differenc3 between reading and travelling is that in 
 the former you have to hunt for ideas, while in the latter 
 they come to you without trouble. It does not require a 
 heaven-born genius to jot down what comes under one's 
 eyes, though it does require both labour and expense to 
 acquire the knowledge sought for ; besides, in India, people 
 do not value tlie advantages of publicity, and consequently 
 exhibit much indifference in furnishing information. I 
 have encountered this difficulty at the outset of my travels 
 and feel it my duty to state it. 
 
 THE CITY OF KRISHNA 
 
 is reached from Calcutta by a long journey rapidly spanned 
 by the mail-train. The voyage to St. Petersburg is not 
 more dreary. The vast smoky plains, almost treeless, the 
 white burnt-up grass, tlie baked mud walk of a few 
 wretched Indian villages and over all, and above all, the 
 relentless glare of the sun, deprives the journey of any
 
 CA WNrORE. 99 
 
 special interest. The Forest Department of India ruiglit 
 •ameliorate this by planting more trees in those Avild sad 
 spaces ; for tliey would afford slielter to cattle and encou- 
 rage the fall of rain. Tliere are several sandy plains in 
 Denmark, and the soil in Germanj' is far from uniform ; 
 the addition of trees, however, has done much to coun- 
 teract this sterility, which is so apparent in India. From 
 Allahabad to Cawnpore, the land becomes more wooded, 
 while the dust also increases, penetrating the nostrils with 
 a sharp pungent smell the reverse of agreeable. The 
 E. I. Eailway is well managed, the carriages comfortable, 
 and the officials courteous and obliging. One of the most 
 agreeable features of the journey is the refreshment- 
 rooms provided by Messrs. Kellner and Co. Never has 
 a cup of tea tasted so well as when the throat is parched 
 with thirst and the whole human gear set out of tune l^y 
 heat, noise, glare, and inevitable confusion. 
 
 THE TOWX 
 
 lias absolutely nothing to recommend it in the shape of 
 architectural effects. There are the same old crazy wigwam 
 buildings of mud and wattle, filth bearable, filth unbearal)k', 
 picturesque poverty, and squalid misery. The grain nuarkct 
 out of the long dreary street, with the cumbrous native 
 carts carrying a heavy beam outside the wheels to keep 
 them from running off, is primitive to a degree. IsToah 
 might hav5 trundled his dusky daughters to market in such 
 a concern. There is an entire absence of brightness and 
 alacrity even in their money dealings. Still, I am informed
 
 100 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 that a good deal of trade is conducted in tliis old world 
 city. Cawnpore is the railway junction between the East 
 Indian, the Indian Midland, the Oudh and Rohilkhund, 
 and the Bombay and Baroda Railways. This benefits the 
 mills rather than the trade in raw materials, as through 
 rates from the rocidside stations to the ports have to a large 
 extent tended to divert the latter. The town is becoming 
 a sort of Oriental Manchester ; there are already about 
 forty chimneys belching smoke into the dusty air. What 
 it will be in the course of years may be surmised. The 
 feature that strikes a stranger most is the prodigality of 
 open spaces ; a bank, a club, or a church has a compound 
 like a small estate. I believe the military cantonment 
 covers an area of four or five square miles, while every 
 attempted industry straggles and sprawls to an endless 
 extent. 
 
 THE RIVER. 
 
 The Ganges, after all these hundred years running to the 
 sea, has not made up its mind as to its course : it seems 
 to delight in breaking fresh ground and leaving on its old 
 bed mounds of white sand, wliile it slips on in a new line 
 whenever it gets the chance. Still, it is a noble river, and 
 one that commands respect. Standing at the Suttee Chowra- 
 ghat, near the old fisherman's temple, where Wheeler's force 
 was destroyed by the treacherous Nana Saheb, during the 
 sad days of the Mutiny, a splendid view is obta'ined. My 
 mind was far away on a mental journey, while Morgan, my 
 <jld soldier-guide, was telling me " Here were drawa up a
 
 CAW N PORE. 101 
 
 number of country-boats, with a roof of straw to protect 
 those on board from the sun, while at various points along 
 the bank guns had been concealed, and men placed in 
 ambush. There was at that season little water in the river, 
 so there was considerable delay in getting the boats iioated. 
 Several had put off, and others were about to follow, when, 
 suddenly, about 9 a. m., a bugle sounded." I had not 
 patience for any more ; all the time I was wondering 
 what the mental machinery of a man must be who goes on 
 day after day, month after month, relating the story of 
 treachery, bloodshed, and human misery. Morgan no 
 doubt felt he was only doing his duty by pouring into me 
 his bucket of stale news in return for his fee. I could 
 not deny the old fellow his gratification. Enough to say, 
 that I saw the "well," with the marble angel keeping watch 
 over the "fragments" with a pair of wings which trailed 
 behind lier, and an unmeaning expression on her lips, quite 
 apart from her clasped hands. This marble woman, with 
 the strange appendages, cost £6,000, — surely the biggest 
 price Marochetti ever got for his work, and absurdly dear 
 at the money. The statue is absolutely devoid of merit ; 
 but the sentiment which prompted the offering is bej^ond 
 praise. The place is beautifully kept, and the grounds 
 extensive and well laid out. Roses and sweet-scented 
 flowers, with a carefully trimmed plot of grass cover the 
 mortal remains of our brave brothers who fell on that 
 memorable* occasion. What gives intensity to this historic 
 spot is the knowledge that helpless children and women 
 were mingled with the slain.
 
 102 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 TOMMY ATKINS. 
 
 Why go back on tliose old memories fraught with blood 
 and tears ? Our eyes are turned towards the future, and it 
 is our duty to educate and le^d those 300 millions in the 
 paths of peace, industry, and progress. As for those poor 
 wild birds whose country has cast them off, those men who 
 drink, drill and march to music, their bones are filling the 
 grave-yards of Asia. They are the cement which has 
 bound the bricks of the great Empire on which the sun 
 never sets ; yet they are of no account ; in a commercial 
 age it is the financier, the trader, the merchant and the 
 banker who get both the plums and the decorations. Poor 
 Tommy is not in it. 
 
 AX INCIDENT OF THE SLAIN. 
 
 We all are tlie victims of circumstances. 1 unwillingly 
 visited the handsome Memorial Church, and inspected a 
 grave close at hand of some who escaped the general' 
 fate at the boats, but were killed later, down the river. 
 One name recalled a memory very dear and never to be 
 forgotten. At a London drawing-room, many years ago, 
 I made the acquaintance of a lady who, as an infant, was 
 rescued from the massacre. The name A'^ibart brought back 
 a rush of thoughts — which carried me far away from the 
 dusty plains of Cawnpore to a pleasant home near Regents 
 Park in dear old London. 
 
 POVERTY OF THE MASSES. ^ 
 
 The most noticeable featm'e in India wherever one 
 goes is the condition of the masses, which is every year
 
 CAWNPORE. 103 
 
 becoming more impoverished ; notwitlistanding trade re- 
 tm'us, Bengal, the richest province is becoming poorer and 
 the price of food dearer. The condition of the people is the 
 truest test of a country's wealth or poverty, and judged by 
 this standard India is a very poor country. Strange as it 
 may appear, we do not tax India as heavily as the Mogul 
 Emperors did, yet the straggle for existence was not so 
 severe then as now. What we take scarcely pays the ex- 
 pense of the most costly administration in the Avorld. 
 
 INDUSTRIES. 
 
 There is no lack of industries in Cawnpore ; cotton, 
 jute, wool and leather have their respective factories. 
 There is, however, a curious reticence about their work, 
 which is Oriental in its primitiveness, thougli of- course 
 there may be good reasons for this privacy. The Govern- 
 ment Harness Factory employs over ], 500 hands, but 
 admission to inspect it can only be procured by the 
 permission of a military officer in Calcutta. This reminds 
 me of a Yankee, who built a palatial mansion and insisted 
 on keeping the spittoons in the basement storey. His 
 visitors, who preferred chewing to smoking, found it an 
 inconvenience every time they wished to expectorate, as 
 they had to go downstairs. This caused so serious an 
 interruption to conversation that the owner of the establish- 
 ment felt it incumbent to make a change. The Govern- 
 ment Harness establishment has not yet felt the pinch 
 of necessity ; perhaps convict labour has something to 
 do with it. As long as criminals can be secured for the
 
 104 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 labour of the State, one can understand the necessity of 
 privacy. Mr. Johnson, the courteous managing director 
 of the Muir Cotton Mills, frankly told me that, owing to 
 the keen competition prevailing between England and India 
 in the matter of cotton, he did not care to let the public 
 know the nature and exact conditions of his work. He, 
 however, invited me to come and promised that I should be 
 shown round, warning me, however, that the man delegated 
 to act as my pilot would be unable to give the information 
 I was desirous to ascertain. This privilege I declined, for 
 a dry report of spindles and bobbins would hardly interest 
 tlie readers of the Statesman, a paper which aims at giving 
 useful and not merely dry statistical information. I have 
 not the smallest doubt that 1 could in forty-eight hours 
 ascertain all the information they are so sedulous to 
 conceal, were I inclined to do so ; but the game is not 
 worth the candle.
 
 CHAPTER XIY. 
 
 DELHI. 
 
 Everyone calls up some picture of a historic place before 
 he visits it, and in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred the 
 reality does not come within a hundred miles of the dream, 
 1 am no exception ; in fact, I prove the rule, for I am 
 generally quite out in my dream pictures. At four o'clock 
 this morning I came into the great city of the Mogul 
 Emperors, -so nothing of its approaches was given me on 
 which to erect a new picture. As 1 had slept enough on 
 the journey, I paced the platform impatiently waiting for 
 the dawn. An agreeable companion presented a fresh 
 obstruction, so when I started with my guide at 7 o'clock I 
 had literally no time to indulge in speculations. Now that 
 it is all over and the name Delhi is no longer a historical 
 picture, but a solid reality, a fresh territory of knowledge 
 permanently added to my mental empire, I confess, frankly, 
 that the old place assumed a totally different aspect to all 
 my previous conjectures.
 
 106 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 THE TOWN 
 
 has a magnificent vestibule in its railway station, which 
 Avill bear comparison with any European building of the kind 
 in taste, architecture, and size. It is also close to the great 
 thoroughfare called Chandni Cliowk, not at all to be con- 
 founded with its namesake in Calcutta, which bears na 
 more resemblance to it than an elephant to a rabbit. The 
 Delhi thoroughfare is a very wide highway, vrith several 
 strong and substantial commercial buildings on each side, 
 iilled with a thriving healthy population. I could not help 
 admiring some fine Rajpoot soldiers on the platform, ideal 
 sabreurs with firm military hearing and faces that indicated 
 nobility and good breeding. I also observed a few old 
 women in trousers, and several dark eyed children with a 
 profusion of ornaments. In the street were several bullock 
 A-ans with some of the finest animals I have seen since I 
 came to the East, grand, noble and of colossal strength. 
 It is my fancy to believe that these dignified-looking- 
 animals, so placid and peaceful, ai'o tlie incarnations of 
 some old Brahmans of a distant age. 
 
 THE PALACE OF SHAH JEHAN. 
 
 I don't want to do tlie guide-book business, but I 
 cannot omit to mention the pleasing impression which the- 
 magnificent palace of this gorgeous Emperor made on me. 
 It simply filled up to the brim my notion of Oriental 
 magnificence. Such a building, marble inlaid' with gold,, 
 satisfied my ideal of wliat tlie palace of an Eastern monarch 
 must have been. The view from the queen's apartment out
 
 DELHI. 1(17 
 
 over the plain, with the Jumna coiling like a silver riliand 
 in the foreground, was royal in its magnificence. A right 
 reverend gentleman, ia all the glory of apron and small 
 clothes was before me, guide-book in hand, examining the 
 building. What a contrast ! A modern bishop in the 
 apartments .of an Eastern princess. Tempora, Mores ! 
 No more beautiful sight could gladden the eyes of an 
 Eastern beauty than the view from the marble palace. At 
 the rear, outside the fort, the grand Mahomedan temple 
 with its graceful minarets and grand flight of stairs com- 
 manded equal attention. At the back of this stately tem^^le 
 of worship, poor huts and hovels clustered, clinging like 
 parasites to this grand structure, without in the least 
 impairing its beauty. Our cathedrals in England and on 
 the Continent are noble objects of pilgrimage. They are, 
 however, too crowded and infested with human life, while 
 few possess that indefinite air of grace and haughty splend- 
 our which marks the Mahomedan structure. 
 
 THE FORT 
 
 contains many objects of interest, which are too well known 
 for description. The massive wall itself commands respect, 
 while the tattered portion of the liuge structure, near the 
 Cashmere gate, tells another story. My guide was boiling 
 over with military incidents which I had great difificulty to 
 repress ; the names of generals and battles were glib on 
 liis tongwe, ready to burst forth at the slightest encourage- 
 ment. He got none from me. The Queen's Gardens, 
 with its curtained cricket ground, fine trees and green
 
 108 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 sward, was just what vou might expect as a fitting 
 appanage of an ancient city. It somehow reminded me of 
 Winchester Archery grounds. The mind has a tendency 
 towards comparisons, even \/hen none really exist. The 
 fact is, Delhi is Oriental, Eastern, and unique. In this 
 respect it stands quite alone in my mind, and will always 
 be remembered with pleasure. There are several bazaars 
 with workers in all kinds of curios ; most of the houses 
 are neat and wholesome looking. I did not notice any 
 offal, or unsavoury garbage rotting in the streets — a great 
 contrast to the City of Palaces ! Of course I had time for 
 only a hurried glance ; but life consists of hurried glances, 
 short views, and momentary impressions : in the interval 
 we go out. It is well, then, to fill our minds with even 
 thumb nail sketches of the world we live in and the condi- 
 tion of our poor brothers and sisters. I am looking at all 
 this for the first and last time, for soon I shall be thousands 
 of miles away from it all ; but what is once seen is never 
 forgotten. 
 
 THE TURKISH BATH 
 
 is a weakness of mine. Except the British Museum there 
 is nothing in the East I missed so much. My first impres- 
 sion of it was a glimpse of Paradise. I then felt the vul- 
 garity of clothes and the ineffable joy of spiritual purity. 
 There is a story told that a Scotchman, after his first 
 Turkish Bath, conceived the notion that he was getting rid 
 of original sin. The impurities which followed his ablutions 
 continued to disappear slowly till at last the shampooer
 
 DELHI. 109 
 
 came to an old flannel jacket that Sandy wore when he was 
 a baby. Imani-ud-din son of Karim Baksh, prince of 
 shampooers, may your shadow never grow less ! I have 
 tried baths in London, Paris, Berlin, and Constantinople, 
 and none can compare with you : sucli sliampooing is a 
 thing to be conceived, not described, for, in truth, liis legs 
 were as active as his hands. There is not a muscle in my 
 body which was not agreeably strained in some direction 
 foreign to all locomotion. Even all my bones, from the 
 ankles to the finger-joints, were just tested to see whether 
 they were sound. Rontgen's electric rays could not have 
 penetrated deeper or explored more fully my whole physical 
 anatomy. 1 began to feel, on strength of this bath, popular 
 with myself on the assurance of my soTindness. The Royal 
 Turkish Bath on the Hamilton-road I strongly recommend. 
 The house is a humble one, notwithstanding its dignified 
 name, but the rooms are scrupulously clean, albeit the appli- 
 ances are of the most primitive character. Down on a 
 solid square of marble tie deed of cleansing was done, 
 with the fewest possible accessories. The Perman brothers, 
 in their maddest gyrations, can give but a faint idea of how 
 the son of Karim Baksh performs his work. 
 
 tellery's curio rooms 
 
 are the finest art exhibition in Delhi, a veritable palace of 
 Alladin, where in a small space are congregated the rarest 
 productiotis of old India. Mr. H. T. Harris showed me 
 over the exhibition and the work-rooms. He has no kin- 
 ship with the Cawnpore gentlemen, who want to hide their
 
 1 10 INDIA N SKETCHES A ND RA 3IBLES. 
 
 Hour, cotton, jute, and woollen stuffs under bushels. He 
 welcomed a travelling journalist, answered all my questions 
 in a frank, open manner ; of course he had nothing to 
 conceal, no illusion to kf^p up. It would be a bad 
 compliment and an injustice to his beautiful art treasures 
 to treat them to a scant paragraph at the end of my letter. 
 I hope to give a description of them later on. The tocsin 
 of the soul has now rung : Mr. Kellner's dinner-bell 
 summons to action. !Not even in Ceylon tlie land of tea, 
 have I tasted a more refreshing beverage than tliat 
 provided by this enterprising firm. There is no occasion 
 to leave the Railway station. The Kellncr dinning-rooms 
 supply every thing. No European Hotel is better provided 
 or more reasonable in its charges.
 
 CHAPTER XV. 
 
 LAHORE. 
 
 The capital of tlie Punjab, tlie classic ground of Alexander's 
 conquest, the focus of the struggle between Mahonied- 
 anism and Hindooism, is said to contain the most martial 
 of the populations of India. The journey from Delhi to 
 the great capital of Akbar, famous in the sixth century, is 
 absolutely devoid of interest — an illimitable plain, sparsely 
 wooded, the soil poor, sandy, and full of rushes and stunted 
 bushes, rivers dried up, cattle out of condition, the villages 
 flat-roofed mud hovels, little more advanced than the tiny 
 mounds raised by white ants ; one asks where do these 
 300 millions live ? A grey-headed vulture, a solitary 
 snipe, and a few asses, with some monkeys, appear now 
 and then across the course of the iron horse. The want of 
 water, is casting a gloom over the Punjab and several 
 parts of the North-West Provinces. Prices have risen, 
 and the poor have a dreary prospect ; cattle arc starving 
 for want* of fodder, agriculturists are living on roots of 
 • trees, and distress is imminent. What makes this impres- 
 sion more painful is the absolute difficulty in rendering
 
 112 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 the poor any assistance. I doubt if any agricultural or 
 industrial skill could do mucli to improve a soil that 
 only nourishes rushes, and is deficient in water. These 
 vast plains must once have heen the bed of an ocean, and 
 nothing but the fierce sunlight has forced a barren growth 
 of herbage, good for neither man nor beast. The eye be- 
 comes tired of the everlasting prospect of sand and burnt 
 up grass ; with here and there a walled town or village, once 
 occupied by some Punjab chieftain at war with his neigh- 
 bours, and now a crumbling ruin. I visited Ludhiana, 
 Jullundur and Umballa, the last a mere military cantonment, 
 and one mihtary camp is very like another. At Umritsur, 
 a feeble manufacturing interest is going on, but Lahore, the 
 capital, produces nothing. As far as commerce is con- 
 cerned the people are not alive to anything beyond a petty 
 huckstering trade. 
 
 THE OLD TOWN 
 
 is surrounded by a wall, crumbling like an old cheese, and 
 about as animated as a highly-flavoured Stilton. A stream 
 of undiluted filth flows in an open sewer all round. The 
 Municipality is, like that of Calcutta, shamefaced in its 
 confession of impotence. An energetic commissioner gave 
 notice of a motion prohibiting the purchase of municipal 
 property by municipal commissioners. One of his brother- 
 members frankly asked, " "What is the good of our being 
 members if we are prohibited from purchasing* municipal 
 things ?" Even this was too much for the Native Press. 
 They have denounced the (^onduct of the commissioner,.
 
 LAHORE. 113 
 
 and appealed to the Lieutenant-Governor to protect tlie 
 public from such shameful abuse of privileges. They 
 forget that the Lieutenant-Governor is powerless in such 
 matters, and that the only redress is in their own hands. 
 As may be expected, crime and organised theft are rampant. 
 I have heard several tales of how money-lenders have been 
 outwitted ; while the police arc incapable of arresting the 
 criminals. The old city is picturesquely quaint with e)id- 
 less nooks and corners tenanted by poor people intent ou 
 making a living, despite the " infinite torment of flies" 
 which cover everything. How human beings can live in such 
 close quarters is a puzzle which no European can solve. 
 There are several objects of interest, such as the Badhshi 
 Musjid, the tomb of the one-eyed monarch Runjeet Singh, 
 the old Lion of the Punjab. His palace in the Fort is now 
 converted into an armoury. Here I noticed several French- 
 shaped bugles, swords, guns and other objects, the pro- 
 perty of French and Irish adventurers ; the suite of rooms 
 is similar in many respects to the marble palace in Delhi, 
 only less costly. Ranakali Bazaar is a lively thoroughfare, 
 supplying nearly all the native wants. Its name is derived 
 from a famous dancing-girl, who, owing to a flirtation with 
 one of the courtiers, was punished by being buried alive. 
 A handsome marble tomb was placed over her remains, 
 crowned by a massive sarcophagus ; the English residents 
 converted this room into a church. A reverend padre felt 
 so scandalised that the English service should be conducted 
 on the grave of a dancing-girl, that he removed the obloquy 
 by raising funds for a cathedral. This is an ugly red brick 
 
 VIII
 
 114 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 buildiag consisting of a number of uneven-sized gables, 
 resembling a collection of soap boxes huddled together. 
 
 DONALD TOWN. 
 
 The only prosperous part of Lahore is the English 
 quarter. This is undoubtedly interesting. There are four 
 cross roads fcjrming stately avenues lined with trees called, 
 if you please, Charing Cross. I am certain when my 
 English brothers get into heaven, instead of crowns on their 
 heads, they will stick to the old stove-pipe hat and hide 
 their wings under isTorfolk jackets and cut-away morning 
 coats. They will have their Belgravia, and, ten to one, will 
 boycott any nigger who dares to drive down Eotten Row. 
 The West End quarter in Paradise will be sure to be Eng- 
 lish, for " Oh, what a happy land is England !" Certainly 
 the Enghsh rulers have given a good example in all the 
 ways of modern life, and in their efforts at civilisation 
 they are doing their duty not sympathetically but in that 
 do-or-die fashion so characteristic of a non-emotional race. 
 Donald town is a pleasing contrast to the old ramshackle 
 city of the Moguls. Here you have Banks, Life Assurance 
 offices, a High Court, University, and a Zoo with a nursery 
 for young plants ; even trade loses vulgarity in its presenta- 
 tion, for shops of the sadler, milliner and grocer assume 
 the aristocratic veil of bungalows with lordly compounds. 
 The fine block of buildings forming the Montgomery and 
 Lawrence Assembly rooms are used for balls 'and state 
 ceremonies. They are very handsome apartments. The 
 examination for the Entrance course was being conducted
 
 LAHORE, 115 
 
 when I called. Several eager, bright-eyed youths werei 
 scanning the question papers and talking loudly in the 
 vestibule. All the newspapers and periodicals of the day are 
 taken here. The Punjab Club is a fine substantial building, 
 replete with all the modern conveniences, and without any 
 useless frippery. In the park there is a statue of Sir John 
 Lawrence, a name inseparably connected with the Punjab, 
 a fine, rough, strong soldier-like man, with the strut of a 
 bushranger and the aspect of a prize-fighter ; he holds a 
 pen in one hand and a sword in the other. The inscription 
 is : " Will you be governed by pen or sword ?" The aspect 
 of the man hardly justifies a choice. There are several 
 hotels and some new buildings in course of erection. Thus, 
 in many respects, Lahore is a worthy capital for this vast 
 impoverished Province. 
 
 THE MUSEUM. 
 
 I was somewhat disappointed in the Museum. I 
 expected to see a larger concern, better stocked with 
 treasures and better taken care of. It is very deficient in 
 fibres, and the birds and insects were slovenly arranged. 
 Some of the former were not even mounted ; the skins were 
 dried and pushed under a glass-case, affording no idea 
 whatever of the size and beauty of the species in question. 
 There were several birds of beautiful plumage, wholly un- 
 known to me. Again, in the matter of fibres there is a 
 great defici-incy. India does not make enough of her plants, 
 which are numerous ; an incalculable amount of wealth can 
 be induced from tliis source, which seems entirely neglected.
 
 116 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 A museum deserving the name sliould possess a classified 
 list of all plants bearing ou this subject, with a cheap 
 treatise showing the processes of culture. Since I have 
 taken a cursory glance at the country, I am not so keen on 
 improved agriculture. Much, no doubt, may be done in tlie 
 valleys, but little or nothing on the plains, where the soil is 
 so poor and barren, that, attempts to cultivate would be but 
 a waste of good material. Chemistry and Botany are so 
 neglected that it is useless to expect an advance in this 
 subject till the present mere literary education is abandoned. 
 
 A USEFUL DISCOVERY. 
 
 I lately made the acquaintance of a young gentleman 
 educated in some of the best European technical schools. 
 He confided in me an experiment in linseed fibre out of 
 which a fortune might be made. From what I could learn, 
 the chemical ingredients are comparatively cheap, and the 
 fibre extracted, excellent for paper, cloth goods, curtains, etc. 
 A matter of fifteen to twenty thousand rupees would be 
 ample to start a profitable concern. There is reason to 
 believe that a German company will take it up ; but I 
 should prefer to see it entrusted to an Indian or Anglo- 
 Indian. There is nothing more to be deplored than the 
 want of interest which the Indian people show in developing 
 the resources of their country. If this apathy continues, 
 India will soon be the happy hunting-ground of every 
 expert adventurer, whose sole desire is to turn all'the money 
 he can into his own pocket, and, as soon as this is done, to 
 leave the country. On this account the defective education
 
 LAHORE. 117 
 
 at present in vogue has much to answer for. Sir Alfred 
 -Croft states that the natives themselves are favouring this 
 pernicious University training ; so the Government is not 
 wholly in fault. Sir Antony MacDonnell wisely remarked 
 •that there was no more difficult task than ruling a people 
 who are ignorant. He admitted also the mistake of intro- 
 ducing among a conservative people, forms of thought and 
 methods foreign to their accepted principles of social well- 
 being. The fact is, we have quite forgotten that a Hindoo 
 takes his status from liis family descent. With hiei caste 
 means social gradation. His employment is hereditary, and 
 Ills education should be suited to his station in life. To 
 educate a blacksmith's son for a B. A. degree and to tempt 
 liis ambition by prizes to which, as a blacksmith's son, he 
 would not have dared to aspire but for his English studies, 
 is to place him in a false position towards himself and his 
 race traditions. Christianity is a levelling-down faith which 
 lias played havoc with the Indian people. It is natural that 
 Christian rulers should be guided by it, but its fruit is now 
 apparent, and will be more so in the future. Social dis- 
 tinctions have been levelled, and these were the very props 
 which supported the Indian people : their removal is leav- 
 ing them much in the condition of the boy who learned to 
 swim with bladders ; when the latter were removed the boy 
 went down. Indian life is permeated with false ideas and 
 a very low tone of morality ; there is hardly any section 
 of the life' free from bribery and corruption in some form 
 or another. Even Birmingham sends out little idols ; but 
 tliere is no mystery in the eyes of these impudent godlets-j-
 
 118 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 they are hopelessly Brummagen, and altogether out of 
 place. Out over these vast planes a benumbing stillness 
 prevails, a sort of moral dry rot hopeless to deal with. 
 Here the jin-jur darts and sparkles in the sun, and the 
 baghjugni comes out with the moon. The hot earth pants 
 after the rigors of the day, and sends forth the grateful' 
 glow of her breath ; the moon looks down caressingly, and 
 peeps through the tangled green shrubs ; the air is vibrant 
 with insect life ; the night wind wanders lovingly through 
 the trees ; and the spirit of the woods and streams becomes 
 palpable. It is a tired old world, new things don't suit it. 
 One is tempted to ask : " Is this old civilisation capable of. 
 revival, or has its once glowing heart forgotten to beat" ?
 
 CHAPTER XVI. 
 
 LUCKNOW. 
 
 I HAD occasion to visit Cawnpore on my way to other places. 
 As I approached it, I thought of the story of the French- 
 man on a visit in England, who was invited to a hunt. 
 The survey of the ground and the inspection of the horses 
 excited in him only misgivings. As the company was about 
 to start, he exclaimed with a blank face : "Take notice vies 
 amis zat I leafe every zing to my wife !" I had just heard 
 that small-pox was raging in Cawnpore : that the people 
 were dying at the rate of two hundred a day : the bodies 
 were thrown into the river. The people of Cawnpore are 
 fond of fish, the finny tribe are not however enamoured 
 with putrid flesh ; several big fish were found dead on the 
 banks, evidently the small-pox subjects did not agree with 
 them. A gentleman whom I met in Delhi, acquainted 
 me with these facts. As 1 had to call for my letters 1 
 accompanied him to town. He took me to a place where I 
 saw the fi^h for sale. The manner in which they met their 
 death did not prevent them from being brought to market. 
 I differ from the Frenchman in not having a wife to share
 
 120 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 my effects, but I feel with him in the hopelessness of the 
 situation. Until tlie epidemic ceases, no one should eat 
 fish in C awn pore. 
 
 A COMMERCIAL TRAVELLER. 
 
 I have not permission to give this gentleman's name. 
 I shall, however, call him Mr. Garston, I found that he 
 travelled over India and Burma, was well informed and 
 communicative. " This country will be a European market 
 for many years yet," he remarked ; " There is no danger 
 of its becoming a rival to English manufactures." 
 
 " Don't you think the cheapness of tlie labour will 
 induce Western capitalists to start works here instead of 
 continuing in a country where strikes prevail and labour is 
 expensive ?" I asked. 
 
 "No," he replied. " 1 don't think there is any ground 
 for apprehension on that head. You, like a good many 
 others, have fallen into the mistake of thinking that labour 
 in India is cheap. Labour is not cheap though it looks so. 
 The wants of the Eastern workman are few ; he only works 
 hard for a few months and then leaves his employer in the 
 lurch. Having saved a little he comes with his lie : his 
 mother is sick, he wants to return to his village. Go he 
 will, you can't prevent him. It does not matter that you 
 kept him in the slack season when he was starving : that 
 you have an order to execute, failure of which will entail 
 loss. The native has little gratitude and no apmbition ; 
 your interest is not his. No dependence can be placed on 
 Indian labour. True, you will get a man to work for four
 
 LUCKNOW. 121 
 
 or six annas a clay, but yoii will require five understudies 
 to each man. Labour in this sense is not cheap, and never 
 will be. until the whole character of the Indian is changed ; 
 and when that time comes, neither you nor I will have a 
 headache." 
 
 I record this opinion without vouching for its accuracy. 
 To this I put the inquiry. 
 
 " Don't you think education will produce the necessary 
 reform ?" 
 
 " Certainly not. There is where you literary and poli- 
 tical men make mistakes. You believe too much in educa- 
 tion, not taking into account hereditary qualities. Did 
 you notice the dinner we had last night ?" 
 
 " Yes. The Kellner dining-rooms are well managed. 
 What does that prove ?" 
 
 " Wait a minute. How did you fare at Agra and 
 Umballa ?" 
 
 " l!^ot so well. The food was coarse and i]\Q attendance 
 indifferent. But I don't see your point." 
 
 " My point is simple enough. It proves what I say, 
 tlie great difference between the European and the native. 
 Kellner's rooms are purely European ; the Agra and 
 Umballa stations are in native hands. Not a Bengali 
 Baboo, bear in mind, but a Parsee, the most advanced of the 
 Eastern people. No, all the education in the world will not 
 reform the Indian, or induce correct European methods." 
 
 " Who Is this Kellner ?" I asked with some interest. 
 
 " He was a square-headed European, who, thirty years 
 ago, came up this line, saw what was necessary and sup-
 
 122 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 plied the want. The old man is dead ; the firm flourishes, 
 for it is founded on right principles. I used to know him, 
 he was a kindly old gentlemen. His memory is still 
 green." 
 
 '' Why is it all the refreshment-rooms are not in the 
 hands of this company ?" 
 
 " Oh, the old story. The Government wish to play 
 into the hands of the natives. What do they care for the 
 comfort of the travellers. Not that I think it would pay 
 Kellner's people to take them all. " Were you at Cawn- 
 pore before ?" he asked. " It is a fine town with a good 
 native trade. How did you like it ?" 
 
 " I was not prepossessed with the place, I wanted to 
 look over the Mills, but could not get permission. " 
 
 " No ; that would not suit their book," he remarked 
 with a knowing smile. 
 
 " Why ?" I enquired. In deference to my publisher 
 I refrain from giving his answer. A wholesome freedom 
 of opinion ig not pennitted in India. 
 
 THE prince's hotel. 
 
 It was here I put up while at Lucknow. The station 
 is nearly a mile from the town. In reaching it I passed 
 two or three bungalows, got up smartly with yellow and 
 white paint. The general scenery is only a part of what I 
 have been looking at for days — a country washed with 
 fierce, unrelenting sunlight, basted with dust, and haunted 
 with flies. In fact a slice of land served on a gridiron can 
 ^cite little admiration.
 
 LUCKNOW. 123 
 
 There is the long interminable road garnished with mud 
 cabins decorated with cheap crockery, lined with heaps of 
 decayed vegetables, where starving dogs, calves and buffaloes 
 haunt. There are a number of decayed mosques, gilt, 
 grass-grown and all dilapidated. The architecture of the 
 town is of the wedding-cake order, tawdry and inelegant. 
 The Hotel consisted of a number of bed-rooms admirably 
 contrived to keep out the wind. The whole place smelt 
 like the inside of a hat. There was not as much free air as 
 would remove a shred of thistle-down. 
 
 After a bath and a cup of tea I procured a guide and 
 a car. The former happened to be a long-legged Sikh in 
 the faded uniform of the Viceroy's Guard in which he 
 seemed to have slept. In a deprecating way he assured me 
 that he belonged to the Imperial and not the Princes. 
 The Hotel called after the Heir-Apparent evidently does not 
 occupy the place of distinction, yet I found the proprietor 
 obliging and the cliarges moderate. This, however, was 
 only a feeble device to augment his own importance. I 
 warned this long-legged automaton to keep his tongue 
 quiet and confine himself to brief answers. He was burst- 
 ing with speech while I was yearning for silence. We then 
 drove for some hours round the town in the temper of two 
 strange dogs coupled together for the first time in their 
 lives by the same chain. 
 
 , A DREAM. 
 
 I was not in good humour when I entered the city of 
 Koses, for the jolting and slowness of the Oudh and
 
 1 24 INDIA N SKETCHES A ND RA MBLES. 
 
 Koliilkhand Railway from Cawnpore were very trying. I 
 had dozed several times and was disturbed by a dream. A 
 school-fellow, many years my senior, whose death at Luck- 
 now broke his mother's he^rt, disturbed me. He came 
 before me as a school-boy : next in his scarlet uniform, 
 looking ' nuts' in it, and lastly, pale and bleeding on a 
 stretcher. The splinter of a shell did the business ; I had 
 not thought of this man for years, but now the scene of 
 his death was placed before me in ghastly vividness. 
 
 THE BESIDENCY 
 
 was the word on my lips when I awoke and it was to 
 this place I drove first ; why is it preserved ? Ugly memo- 
 ries should not be cherished. Its preservation is an insult 
 to the many brave Indian soldiers who stood nobly by us 
 in that great emergency. I saw where poor Lawrence 
 received his death wound ; inspected the Bailey gate rid- 
 dled with bullets, and Dr. Phayers's house, the roof of 
 which was defended by sand bags ; saw the lines where 
 tlie rebels had taken their stand, pouring murderous lead 
 on the handful of brave defenders. The guide gave me the 
 names of the places ; his parrot-like lesson was unneces- 
 sary. I visited the King of Oudh's palace with its trim 
 court-yard picked out with white and yellow paint ; was 
 shown the building surmounted with the golden umbrella ; 
 and close by, the club-room with its shelves of books, 
 where a number of women in balloon sleeves 'and soft 
 fabrics lounged in easy groups, close by the dust-stained 
 Oumptie, a poor thirsty stream flowing into a deep ravine.
 
 LUCKNOW. 125 
 
 Next I passed by the American church where a tall 
 padre was dihiting on the glories of heaven to as well- 
 conditionetl a flock as any that a priest could pray for. 
 The clerical heaven inhabited by angels in smocks and 
 goose wings had no interest for nie. The punkah was 
 swinging, fans fluttering, while the discourse was droned 
 out on unheeding ears. 
 
 THE LIGHT OF THE FUTURE. 
 
 There is a story told of the illustrious Kant who was 
 as regular as a clock in his movements. He used to take 
 his walk in the gardens of the Grand Duchy, followed by 
 his servant with a cloak and umbrella, the latter looking 
 like an embodiment of Providence. One day a Uhlan was 
 on guard who did not know the philosopher. Kant was in 
 the middle of a profound meditation when asked, " Who 
 are you ?" 
 
 " Ah ! my friend, if I could answer that, all would be 
 ■vyell," was the reply of the great thinker. 
 
 The Rontgen ray can reveal objects in a closed box and 
 the world wonders, but if any one were to tell that respect- 
 able body called the mob, that the great scenes of life arii 
 registered on a polished surface of imponderable matter,that 
 person would be regarded as a lunatic. Yet a clairvoyant 
 vision put all this before me with startling and painful 
 vividness. The light, however, is coming, and the sleuth- 
 hounds of "science, who are on the track of the bacilli and 
 microbes, are drawing close to the mark. 
 
 I returned to the Hotel where I had the company of
 
 12fi INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 several German Princes in gaudy uniforms who decorated 
 the wall ; also some sweet roses on the table, which were 
 grateful to my feelings, for they dispelled the gloomy 
 pictures that came constantl)- cropping up before me. The 
 meal itself resembled the Hidalgo's dinner — very little meat 
 and a great deal of table cloth. Next morning while night's 
 dark blanket was still over the town I left Lucknow.
 
 CHAPTER XVII. 
 
 AGRA. 
 
 It is a large native city with a fluctuating trade in sugar, 
 cotton, salt, tobacco, timber, indigo, grain, oil-seed and 
 other produce. The town is in direct communication with 
 the four principal seaports of India. It is for the most 
 part stone-payed, clean and fairly constructed. There are 
 wide wards, extensive gardens and many of the requisites 
 of a city, but the pattern is distinctly Oriental, with blind- 
 ing dust and grilling heat. On entering it, I felt I was 
 approaching an Arabian desert. The presence of a group 
 of camels at the railway station strengthened the illusion ; 
 everywhere there were sand and flies, sand and dust, dust 
 and flies. The Fort was built by Akbar, an imposing but 
 flimsy structure with a wall, seventy feet high and nearly 
 two miles in extent, made of loose earth faced with red 
 sand-stone. To Europeans the climate must be very try- 
 ing, owing to the oppressive glare, and the dust wliich 
 insinuates • itself into everything. The bazaars are busy 
 and filled with traffic ; each Uttle compartment has its own 
 hive of workers. The English quarter is as prodigal of
 
 128 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 space as the native is cramped for want of room ; the com- 
 pound to some houses was enormous, so much so, that one 
 man utilised his plot of sand for a private burial ground. 
 The natives live and conduct their business in small rabbit 
 hutches where there is not literally room for two dogs to 
 dance. True, they have the power of doubling up their 
 bodies and sitting on their heels, an accomplishment whicli 
 no full grown European can imitate without disaster. The 
 evil of this close system becomes apparent when disease 
 occurs ; then the people die by the thousand. 
 
 THE TAJ. 
 
 I am not going into a swoon of ecstasy over this mag- 
 nificent mausoleum which is reckoned one of the wonders of 
 the world. It is rightly considered the most elaborate piece 
 of decorative workmanship in existence. Built of the 
 purest Jaipur marble, the mausoleum stands on a raised 
 platform at each corner of which is a tall and graceful 
 minaret. Beneath a large dome and within an enclosure of 
 most delicately carved marble fretwork, are the richly inlaid 
 tombs of the Princess and her husband Shah Jehan. In 
 regard to colour and design, its interior is unrivalled. The 
 perfect symmetry of its exterior and the aerial grace of its 
 domes and minarets impress the mind of the beholder with 
 a bewildering sense of beauty, while the magnificent marble 
 terrace, on which a squadron of dragoons might turn, as 
 it faces the Jumna, constitute a work of perfect' complete- 
 ness. It was built in the 17th century in the space of 
 eighteen years and when completed Shah Jehan, like a
 
 AGRA. 129 
 
 greater architect, might have surveyed his work in the 
 cool of the evening and pronounced with pardonable vanity 
 that it was " very good." Much has been said of this 
 building and much will be said in the future by every visi- 
 tor, but its beauty can never be exaggerated. The echo 
 under the central dome is more pure and dulcet, than tliat 
 of the Righi, the Eagle's nest in Killarney, or the whisper- 
 ing gallery of St. Paul's. There are other fine buildings 
 in Agra — the Sish Mahal or Palace of Glass, the Pearl 
 Mosque and the Juma Musjid, the latter, a memorial temple 
 erected to the memory of the daughter who shared his 
 captivity when Shah Jehan was dethroned by his ingrate 
 son Aurangzeb. The Taj is an exotic, there is nothing 
 Indian about it. In a country where everything is incom- 
 plete and the national character in ruins, the Taj is as much 
 out of place as a Greek Temple in Shambazar. Like the 
 fly in amber the wonder is how the devil it got there. 
 There is hardly anything in the Hindu mind to justify so 
 pure an ideal ; their ordinary temples are wickedly ornate 
 and horribly grotesque. 
 
 THE TRAVELLER AGAIN, 
 
 I visited Agra in company with Mr. Garston, and took 
 occasion to invite his opinion on native enterprise. 
 
 " Such a thing does not exist," he remarked ; " what 
 goes by name of native enterprise does not soar higher 
 than dissimulation in one form or another. Show a native 
 an honest or a straightforward way of making a fortune 
 and he turns a deaf ear. On the contrary present him 
 
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 130 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES, 
 
 with a plan by which he can swindle any one, and his 
 attention is at once aroused." 
 
 " You must admit they are making some good ventures 
 at present," I put in. 
 
 " Well, how do they turn out ? Hopeless failures 
 every one of them." 
 
 " Why ?" 
 
 " Because they won't trust each other." " They are 
 not educated enough to perceive their own interests," I 
 answered. 
 
 " No, that is not the reason. They know each other 
 much better than we know them ; their disunion is based 
 upon sound knowledge ; they do not trust themselves. 
 The Agra Tannery, for instance, which was started by a 
 native. The promoter could not get his countrymen to 
 support liim and had to fall back on English assistance." 
 "The idea seems a good one." I remarked. 
 
 '* From a business point of view there are difficulties 
 in the scheme. To import machinery when you can get 
 the labour of the machine easy, is a mistake. A China- 
 man will make a pair of shoes for eight annas, the material 
 will cost about eight more. Now suppose you give the 
 Chinaman an order for 3,000 shoes, he will make them for 
 four annas a pair ; look what profit can be had on that if 
 the goods be exported to Europe, America is doing it at 
 a higher rate and making a fortune out of it. There is 
 over 200 per cent, profit in tliis to any one who works it 
 carefully, but importing machinery means costly European 
 supervision and other expenses which eat up the profits.
 
 AGRA. 131 
 
 Neitlier am I much in favour of private companies ; we 
 have found this out in Bombay, it is the directors and 
 promoters that profit by these transactions and not the 
 shareholders. When the morality of a country has fallen 
 to a low ebb, all these aids to enterprise become mere traps 
 to swindle the unwary." 
 
 With all Mr. Garston's practical knowledge he display- 
 ed a strong tinge of vanity. I wonder why is it most men 
 wish to be considered a bit of a rogue among women. He 
 told me of an affair of gallantry of a most amusing 
 character which I dare not mention. Perhaps some lady 
 in Jhansi with golden hair may read this sketch, well, if so, 
 " the woman who did" need not be afraid, for I don't even 
 know her name. If the story he related is true, there 
 is a good deal of romance in the hills and precious little 
 morality. The new fiction of sexuality is bearing its crop. 
 
 THE EAST INDIAN RAILWAY. 
 
 Several complaints have been made about the manage- 
 ment. But there are complaints wherever Scotchmen are 
 in search of their money's worth. As I have passed up 
 and down the line for over a thousand miles and broken my 
 journey several times while crossing on other branches, I 
 am in a position to state my experience. I found both 
 guards and station masters on all occasions most civil and 
 obliging. Travelling by rail in India is cheaper and far 
 more comfortable than in France, Italy or Russia. The 
 wants of the passengers are fairly attended to and there 
 is little ground for complaint. There are, however,
 
 132 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 people in India and Ceylon so given to fault finding 
 that in tlie next world they will be found quarrelling 
 with the Archangel as to the number of their sins. In 
 consequence of the spread of disease a few precautions 
 might be adopted. The Railway company at present 
 provide a doctor in case of accident or sickness. I hardly 
 think that these are as efficient as they might be. Pass- 
 engers full of disease travel on the line without much 
 inquiry. I have noticed over one thousand pilgrims start 
 from Lucknow to Benares huddled into a train, many of 
 them on crutches. One man told me complacently that 
 he was going there to die. The Company's doctor should' 
 be on the platform to prevent contagious diseases from 
 spreading. There is plenty of time for inspection, for many 
 of the poor come early and some arrive at the station the 
 night before, to be ready for the journey. The life of Mr. 
 Rutherford, the Traffic Manager of the E. I. Railway, was 
 lost for want of this most ordinary precaution. In the 
 Regulations laid down by the Company, there is a penalty 
 for travelling with an infectious disease, but this injunction 
 is not enforced. The drinking fountains at the stations 
 ought to be inspected, at least once every twenty-four hours, 
 to ensure pure water to the passengers. As far as I could 
 observe, these duties do not receive a proper amount of 
 attention. 
 
 RAILWAY POLICE. 
 
 These are very little help to the authorities or the 
 public. A Sergeant is appointed to each station and four
 
 A GRA. ' 133 
 
 or six men according to the size of the place. The 
 Manager of a Refreshment room is prohibited to serve 
 liquor to soldiers without an order from the Commanding 
 Officer. I have noticed, however, that they do get liquor 
 all the same. If the police are stationed on an infected 
 street preventing people from passing through it when 
 disease is rampant, the same might be done on the railway 
 line. It is almost impossible to stop crowding in the third 
 class carriages : it may, however, prevent murder, as well 
 as being a distinct convenience, to furnish more lamps. 
 The poor people in India take largely to railway travelling 
 and the third class form the backbone of the traffic ; the 
 wants of this people certainly deserve more attention. 
 
 AK AMERICAN COUSIN. 
 
 While travelling north a young American girl and her 
 father entered my carriage. This chance meeting was like 
 an unexpected flower along life's dusty wayside. What is 
 the indefinite charm which surrounds our Australian and 
 American cousins, which makes tliem so companionable ? 
 The fleshly garment has little to do with it. It is the 
 spirit which looks out at the windows which gives them 
 that ethereal expression, making them adorable. I was 
 subjected to a close examination on all I knew by this 
 young creature who seems to have travelled everywhere and 
 seen everything. Her charming company recalled to my 
 mind Tennyson's reference to sublime sympathy — when he 
 urged " speak to Him thou for he hears, and spirit with 
 spirit can meet, closer is he than breathing and nearer tha^i
 
 134 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 hands or feet." " One hears so mucli of Delhi, Agra, 
 Lucknow, Cawnpore," she remarked, "but to see them is to 
 contemplate ruins, dust, flies and picturesque rags !" Poor 
 India, your glorious past is becoming a pale tradition of 
 impossible existence, your ancient religion a tale told by 
 a Theosophist, full of plaintive music, signifying nothing. 
 The heavy hand of time presses on the heart of a country, 
 once the cradle of religion and the home of the noblest 
 aspirations.
 
 CHAPTER XVIII. 
 
 DARJEELING, 
 
 It is not a question of comparison. There is no other near 
 it. Darjeeling, of the Himalayas, stands highest in altitude 
 and foremost in attractions of any of the hill stations. Here 
 are the facts. It can be reached in 24 hours. Calcutta to 
 Damukdia Ghat is 120 miles. Here the Ganges is encoun- 
 tered in a broad, beautiful stream and passed over in an 
 admirable steamer, where dinner can be taken on board 
 comfortably while making your first acquaintance with the 
 sacred river. The broad, yellow stream, like an immense sea, 
 deserves all the worship given it. The natives bow down to 
 it, drink in it, bathe in it, love in it. ! sacred mother 
 Ganges ! queen of rivers you deserve it all ! • The moment 
 the steamer crosses this two-and-a-half miles of water, 
 obliging coolies carry your baggage into another set of 
 carriages, with most commodious sleeping arrangements. 
 Be sure to bring your bedding with you, and enough of 
 warm blttokets, rugs, and top coats, for though you may 
 Iiave been grilling on the plains remember you are now 
 approaching the clouds, the region of perpetual snow.
 
 136 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 Comfortably wrapped up for the night, you will forget the 
 long dreary landscape from Calcutta to the Ganges, every 
 inch of which is as flat as a billiard table and as green as 
 the cloth, with no pockets, only some clumps of bamboos not 
 worth observing. Once you have seen the gorgeous tropical 
 clothing of Ceylon, the beauty of which consoled Adam 
 after the apple banquet, which cost him so severely, you 
 will find nothing to surpass it in India. Isn't it wonderful 
 how long that old yarn has lasted ? But no matter ; after 
 that run of 120 miles, one is permitted, while curled in the 
 blankets, to dream a bit about old world nonsense. Are 
 we not in the land of romance, the cradle of the race, the 
 country of immense distances, and — Oh ! Heaven and 
 Earth — are we not approaching the biggest mountain in 
 the universe, thousands of feet higher than any other in 
 the world. 
 
 OLD MEMORIES. 
 
 We remember a day, good God I it seems as if it were 
 yesterday, so fresh and vivid the memory comes back to us, 
 when we strained our eyes for hours together to catch the 
 first glimpse of Imperial Rome, the empress city of the 
 world ; and yet what does Rome recall, but blood, lust, do- 
 minion, and slavery, while the Himalayas are as pure to-day 
 as the immaculate snow on their brow ; untrodden by man, 
 its massive peaks, snow-robed, sparkling in the clear air as 
 if they were cut out of solid diamond, and looking down 
 on the vast smoky plains of India, with a lofty grandeur 
 befitting the pride of a twice-born Brahmin, or the dignity
 
 DARJEELING. 137 
 
 of the greatest Maharaja in the land. Having crossed the 
 Ganges and got into your sleeping bunk at Sara Ghat, 
 you have anotlier smooth run of 19G miles to Silignri. 
 Here you get your first sight of Kinchinjunga, one of the 
 liighest peaks of the Himalayas. It means the hill of the 
 five stores of snow. No matter about the name, only don't 
 miss this first view. Above a lofty range of blue mountains 
 you see the white cap peeping over the rest, like a man 
 behind a group, straining on tip-toes to get a sight of 
 something in front. Right and left are the countries of 
 Bhutan and ISTepaul, and before you the dreaded strip of 
 land varying from ten to thirty miles, running along the 
 base of the mountains, called the Terai, a mass of tangled 
 vegetation forming a tropical swamp, the home of malaria, 
 fever, tigers, elephants and a race of flat-faced human 
 beings the exact colour of dirty linen. Bah ! man rules 
 the universe ; tigers, elephants, fever, and malaria fly before 
 him. Terai is a Persian word meaning " damp." Far 
 off the heads of the great mountains rose in the upper 
 countries of cloud, where the snow settled on their stony 
 heads, and the torrents ran out from the frozen mass to 
 gladden the Earth below with the faith of the lonely hills. 
 The mighty creatures lay like grotesque animals of a far-off 
 titanic time, whose dead bodies had been first witliered into 
 stone, then worn away by the storms till the outlines of 
 their forms were gone, and only rough shapes remained, 
 suggesting' what the creatures had been, as the corpse 
 under the sheet of death indicates the man. Gigantic 
 terrace after terrace of mountains rise up to the heavens.
 
 138 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 cold bare and sparse of clothing till failing at length in 
 npward efforts, the savage rocks shot away and beyond and 
 above them, the white garment clinging cold and cruel to 
 their ragged sides and the dead blank whiteness covering 
 their final despair. 
 
 THE TEA PLANTER. 
 
 On the slopes of the mountain lower down a body of 
 the finest and bravest men on earth, the English tea- 
 planters, have made a settlement ; they have turned parts 
 of the jungle into a garden, their snug little bungalows dot 
 the hill-side. How lonely tliey look, thousands of miles 
 away from England, home and beauty. Talk of bravery on 
 the battle-field, 'tis nothing to this. Hip, Hip, Hurrah ! 
 Forward ! Crash of cannon, clouds of smoke, yells, a squirt 
 of blood, and the young soldier reels from the saddle. The 
 bright new sabre falls from his hand, a comrade carries him 
 out of the ranks, while the damp of death is gathering on 
 his brow, or perhaps his body is pounded into a jelly with 
 the mass of advancing horses, who are thundering along be- 
 hind, like a march-wind ploughing up the dust on the road. 
 The thing is over and done in a minute, but the slow, 
 plodding solitary life in the jungle, tlie long weary nights, 
 the old dreams and fancies of boyhood gone over and over 
 again in those night watches, are enough to make the brain 
 reel. " 0, to think of it ; oh, to dream of it, fills the heart 
 with tears." There is no finer race of men than the tea- 
 planters of Ceylon and India, and when you look at a 
 planter's hut in the jungle and his pretty bungalow on the
 
 DARJEELING. 139 
 
 liill-sicle you admire liis lionest work, bis patient labour, bis 
 endurance and bravery. 
 
 EXCELSIOR. 
 
 From Siliguri to Darjeeling, tbe journey is from tbe 
 plains to tlie skies, from town's beat to perpetual snow. 
 You may liave done your sbare of Scotcb mountains and 
 Irisb bills, gazed at tbe Carpatbians, wandered over tbe 
 Apennines, scaled tbe Sierra Nevada, and admired with 
 proper respect tbe distant rampart of tbe Alps, tbirty miles 
 off in tbe Mediterranean. But each of these will melt into 
 insignificance at wbat now stands before you, in a country 
 where everything is measured on a large scale, wlietber it be 
 mountains, rivers, plains, or envy, meanness and rampant 
 malice, wbich will stab you bobind your back if you dare to 
 speak tbe truth. First have a look at tbe curious little 
 train which is going to carry you up to tbe clouds. The 
 carriages look like a collection of wardrobes on wheels, 
 some are skeletons with backs and sides left out, while tbe 
 engine is tbe cleverest and pluckiest little thing on wheels ; 
 you step into tbe carriage thinking it a play-tbing, and off 
 you go at the rate of from 7 to 10 miles an hour, on a 
 track wbich winds and doubles and zig-zags, in a manner 
 both bewildering and amazing. 
 
 THE PROSPECT. 
 
 Seven miles from Siliguri the ascent commences, a 
 sharp rise of three miles leading to a flat or spur from 
 which the Himalayas rise abruptly, clothed in forests from 
 their base to the region of rocks. The little engine payts-
 
 140 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 and puffs, and the carnages wind after it, round the scale- 
 shaped curves like a sinuous serpent. The scenery above, 
 around and beneath, is superb ; lofty peaks tower overhead, 
 while fleecy clouds stain the blue sky, but do not conceal it. 
 To the right and left of your road are dense green forests 
 clothing steep slopes arid ever and anon dipping into some 
 gorge, down which rushes an impetuous stream or cascade. 
 Away below lies the vast plain stretching like a great sea 
 as far as the eye can reach, with spurs of lofty mountains 
 forming saw-like ridges. A panorama of hitherto unex- 
 pected grandeur grows imperceptibly larger until the view 
 fatigues the eye from its immensity. "With every hour and 
 bend of the railway, a new scene bursts on tlie view, the 
 vast expanse of foliage is broken here and there by tea 
 gardens whose pretty homesteads nestle on the hill sides, 
 flanked by low mud huts like ant-hills, where the cooh^ 
 hands reside. Onwards and upwards you mount : at times 
 you see the track hundreds of feet beneath you, and wonder 
 how you ever got from that point to this. Great heights 
 rise around on all sides. The hill station stands as between 
 heaven and hell, suspended between peaks and gulfs. 
 Meanwhile tlie air grows rarefied and more bracing, and the 
 appearance of the vegetation changes from tropical glory 
 to Alpine sparseness. Tlie ascent is about 1,000 feet every 
 hour, and the air gets gradually cooler and cooler till at 
 Kurseong, within 20 miles of Darjeeling, the necessity of 
 warm clothing becomes imperative. The elevation here is 
 4,860 feet above the level of the sea. A few miles further 
 on is the village of Ghoom, the highest railway station in
 
 DARJEELING. 141 
 
 the •world, nearly 8,000 feet above sea-level, at the foot of 
 Mount Senohal, and near Tiger hill. At both sides are 
 stupendous valleys, while the deep waterless gorges which 
 scar the mountains show their immense size. 
 
 UP IN THE CLOUDS. 
 
 From the top of Tiger hill a good view of Mount Ever- 
 est can l)e had, forming the end peak of a lofty mountain 
 range, of which Kinchinjanga occupies the other end. 
 Everest is about 100 miles distant, 29,002 "feet high, while 
 Kinchinjunga is barely 45 miles off and is reckoned at 
 28,156 feet above the sea-level. The sharp peaks of dazzling 
 white cut the amethyst sky and form what is called the 
 snowy range. There are hundreds of minor peaks all 
 round of immense size ; you feel that you have got into the 
 bowels of the mountain, and you are much too close to 
 appraise them at their real altitude. The view by moon- 
 light is bewilderingly oppressive, the Winding clouds of 
 mist wander about over the nation of rocks and sink into 
 the valleys. In a moment the whole creation has vanished 
 and there seemed scarce existence enough left among the 
 gloomy hills to think of humanity. Kinchinjunga stands 
 in front, crowned with blinding snow, an awful fact, 
 cold silent and as impenetrable as the stars. The sun with 
 its warm palpitating rays brings back the human element. 
 The feeling of loneliness is dispersed. The white coated 
 monarchs nil round tower in stupendous majesty into the 
 sky, creating impressions of sublimity which even William 
 JBlack, the great wuid [tainter of mountain and mist, would
 
 142 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 find some difficulty to describe. I have seen several great 
 mountains and read of a great many more, but the mighty 
 peaks of the Himalayas exceed all my visualizing of those 
 sublime objects of nature. Alone with them is a lil>eral 
 education ; like looking into a great telescope, the petty 
 world around sinks into insignificance, its meanness, its 
 jealousy, its puny discord fade into nothing. Our hearts 
 easily mount to the Supreme, and our inarticulate longings 
 find no vehicle in words, save those of the Litany : "We 
 praise Thee, O God, we acknowledge Thee to be the Lord" 
 This picture, long looked for and at last realised, will never 
 fade from my memory. 
 
 THE TOVFN. 
 
 The town of Darjeeling does not deserve much notice. 
 The houses for the most part are badly constructed, many 
 of them of a ramshackle appearance perched on hills, 
 unsubstantial and uncomfortable. If the great mountain 
 monarch ever drew a long breatli or happened to sneeze, I 
 expect they would all tumble down, like a house of cards ; 
 the back doors of the houses manifest more vitality and 
 frankness than the fronts. The town looks as if somebody 
 built a whole street or two of houses of every imaginable 
 shape, and then stirred them together with a spoon. Filthy 
 cabins infest tiie place, roofed with sardine boxes. Some 
 liouses have stoves, but many are only provided with a fire- 
 place, so primitive that it might have been constructed by 
 one of ISToah's head-strong sons on leaving the Ark. A 
 V-shaped contrivance runs into the wall, where the wood is
 
 DARJEELING. 143 
 
 deposited ; all the heat goes up the chimney, and while seated 
 in front of the lire, the reverse side of your body runs a risk 
 of being frost bitten. There are a few boarding houses, 
 while the hotels are of the usual cormorant order. I was 
 asked from eight to twelve rupees a day for board in one 
 of them. There are two clubs, one of the "elect" and the 
 other a ghastly concern intended for the people. There is 
 among the dwellers of the Hills an unmistakable aspect of 
 aloofness so characteristic of the English. This is pressed 
 to its last entrenchment in Darjeeling, for China has 
 nothing to do witli crockery and the brown earthen jar 
 has actually no place in the domestic arrangments. The 
 dry unsympathetic official regards the natives much as a 
 great Irish landowner looks on some gypsies who had 
 encamped over night on his estate. 
 
 PRICE OF LIVING. 
 
 The shops are fairly good, and supply everything at 
 famine prices. For a tin of tobacco 1 was asked twice 
 its value, and for a cup of coffee and a bun I paid about 
 four prices. Vegetables are scarce, and are mostly supplied 
 by the villagers. There are a few bakeries, but bread is 
 also manufactured in the jails, and the Botanical Gardens 
 actually puts itself in rivalry with the native gardeners by 
 supplying vegetables. Good milk can be had in bamboo 
 bottles. There are no market gardens, no organised indus- 
 tries or any compact orderly system of catering for tlie 
 wants of the inhal)itant3. There is a rickety haphazard 
 way of doing everything, which is characteristic of India.
 
 144 INDIA N SKE TCHES A ND RA MBL ES. 
 
 The slopes of the Himalayas, if properly utilised, might 
 afford delightful homes and occupation for millions -who are 
 starving in India. On every side are deep valleys, fir- 
 crowned gorges, arid, as far as the eye can see, a howling 
 waste of lonely mountains, surmounted by the snow-capped 
 range cutting the sky in sharp jagged spurs and lines. 
 On the road and in the villages you meet strange faces 
 with high cheek-bones, thick depressed noses, with very 
 little hair on their faces except a few straggling bristles at 
 the corners of the mouth. The obliquity of their eyes is 
 due to the puckering up of the face to avoid the glare. A 
 fold of skin is drawn up at the corner of the eye, so that 
 its lower margin forms an oblique line, but the line of the 
 upper eyelid is horizontal, and the axis of the two eyes is 
 one straight line. These people are small in stature, but 
 strong and muscular. The women wear massive jade orna- 
 ments in their ears and shell bracelets ; they carry heavy 
 burdens supported by a strap resting on the forehead : a 
 grinning good-natured set of things. Both men and women 
 wear cloth boots gartered at the knees, thick woollen 
 frocks, and felt hats with sides turned up. They represent 
 numerous hill tribes, all distinctly Mongolian in appearance. 
 The children are healthy, cheerful, placid and dirty. Some 
 of the enterprising Calcutta firms are opening branch shops 
 at reasonable rates, and the place is likely to advance 
 somewhere late in the next century. 
 
 SCHOOLS. 
 
 There are several schools. 1 went over St. Joseph's 
 and had a long talk with the Principal, a member of the
 
 DARJEELING. 145 
 
 Jesuit order. He proved a highly cultivated man, with 
 wide experience. ' His views of the Indian character deeply 
 depressed me, for I am already beginning to find out the 
 shifty suspicious nature of tlie people. St. Joseph's is 
 a splendid establishment, capable of accommodating a 
 squadron of dragoons, but I regret to say the scholastic 
 ambition does not soar above the Government cram-exami- 
 nation. The liealthy faces of both boys and girls all over 
 the place proves incontestably the value of Darjeeling as 
 a nursery for young people, but its Siberian cold is far too 
 great for the ordinary dweller on the plain. It is wasteful 
 extravagance of parents with small means to send their 
 children to England with the undoubted advantages which 
 Darjeeling possesses. The place itself with the slopes and 
 lovely valleys reaching it, may be made an earthly paradise 
 \<ith enterprise and culture, two qualities which in twenty 
 million centiiries will not be found in this old worn out 
 world : one might as well think of converting the moon 
 into a watering place, and opening up tramway communi- 
 cation with it : the latter would be far more feasible than 
 the former.
 
 CHAPTER XIX. 
 
 AN INDIAN NOVELIST. 
 
 Europeans have no opportunity of looking through the 
 parda and studying the domestic life of their Indian neigh- 
 bours. The most intimate friend does not- venture to make 
 those common-place kindly inquiries about a neighbour's 
 wife or daughter which European courtesy demands from a 
 mere acquaintance. The family privacy is maintained at 
 any price. The durwan 'who sits at the gate is as great an 
 enigma as the sphinx. ISTomiually he is only the gate por- 
 ter, in reality he is often the ruler of the whole establish- 
 ment ; he gets but a few rupees a month, but he exacts in- 
 direct taxation on everything that enters the house. The 
 present writer is acquainted with the durwan of a large 
 hotel. His salary is E.S. 12 a month, but lie draws an in- 
 come of Rs. 700 a month from a number of hackney 
 carriages which he owns, and besides that, strange as it 
 may appear, he is one of the directors who manage the 
 establishment. 
 
 This is only a sample of the strange life that goes on 
 around us. Au Englishman may live fifty years in this
 
 AN INDIAN NOVELIST. 147 
 
 country without the shglitest knowledge of Hindu women, 
 who seldom go outside their own houses and when they do 
 are covered up like white mice. From the time of marriage 
 ■to the birth of a child the woman remains covered wiih a 
 veil. As she grows old the veil is made shorter but never 
 entirely withdrawn. The veil is not only worn outside the 
 zenana but inside also : the wife will not appear unveiled 
 before her husband's elder brother or speak to him except 
 through a medium. From our point of view it must be a 
 sad dreary life, but there is another way of looking at it. 
 The Hindu woman is kept under constant tutelage to 
 father, husband or son. She is however, neither a slave 
 or a drudge. Quite the reverse. Her labour is a labour 
 of love : she prefers the comfort and happiness of her 
 parents, husband and children to her own. Self denial, 
 patient endurance, economy, simplicity, modesty, tender- 
 ness and sincere affection are the prominent features of her 
 character. According to the Indian system no girls are 
 left unprovided. In the East there is no such thing as the 
 unplucked rose, better known as an old maid. A father who 
 neglected to marry his daughters would be made an outcast. 
 The monotony of the home life is relieved by the cere- 
 monies attending the Poojahs, the chief of which is the 
 Doorga Poojah. This is the grand annual Hindu religious 
 festival. It lasts three days. It calls forth the religious 
 enthusiasm in the heart of the genuine Hindu, creating a 
 sacred bond of national unity. It is now on the decline 
 owing to the spread of English education. The image of 
 Doorga is not worshipped but the attributes of the Deity i
 
 148 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 conceived through the medium of tlie image. This festival 
 is a periodic aclvuowledgemeut of the Creator by the Hindus 
 and its highly spiritual character contrasts favourably with 
 the gross materialism of the Christmas festival. 
 
 The story of " Sarala and Hingana"' throws a great 
 light on Indian domestic life, so sweet, simple and holy that 
 one is astonished at the revelation. Hem Chandra, the 
 hero, represents the young Bengali youth ; the story of his 
 struggles, ambition and early marriage is an excellent 
 sample of the life of the people. I'll not spoil the interest 
 of the story by telling the plot, but I can assure the reader 
 that he will get a better notion of the social life of the 
 Hindus from this story than from a dozen ponderous 
 volumes written by great scholars. Hingana, the second 
 tale in the book, is on the old theme of jealousy and 
 revenge. Here we have love from a different point of view 
 as seen among the Gond tribes. 
 
 The Indian youth who has acquired the power of 
 English expression with a knowledge of the leading nove- 
 lists of the West, especially Tolstoi, Turgeneiff, Cherbuliez 
 and Zola might be able to render a great service to his 
 countiy where there is abundance of material not yet 
 utilised. 
 
 India is the land of colossal mountains, glorious valleys- 
 illimitable plains, the country of rice-field, temples, tanks, 
 strange customs and brilliant colours. Here life is dirt 
 cheap, and the human article merges into a thousand race 
 forms. The Rajputs of the North-West are physically the 
 4 finest race on earth, the sons of the desert and the
 
 AN INDIAN NOVELIST. 149 
 
 mountain whose highest ideal is to live nobly and die in 
 battle. Tliey are the l^ormans of the East, giving kings 
 and nobles to every province from Sind to Orissa ; their 
 princes can make no higher boast than that they are the 
 descendants of the children of the Sun. Like the red 
 Branch Knights of Ireland their history is interwoven with 
 military traditions. 
 
 Mr. Chakravarti, the talented author of this pleasant 
 little volume, has treated a small sample of the life of the 
 nation with considerable skill. Tliere is in him the mak- 
 ing of a novelist of decided ability ; his command of 
 English is wonderful considering his limited opportunities, 
 nnd if the sale of this book gives him encouragement, we 
 may expect from his pen further pictures of the national 
 life. Mr. Chakravarti besides this has a wide knowledge of 
 Eastern philosophy. His work on Hindu religion and 
 Yoga, is one of the most readable and valuable book on 
 the subject. He is not merely a wordy theorist but a prac- 
 tical worker gifted with a large amount of the clairvoyant 
 faculty to which I can bear testimony. This is the man 
 the Psychical Kesearch Society would value. There are no 
 enterprising publishers in India to encourage such men, so 
 he is his own publisher. One rupee is a small sum for this 
 choice little volume and it may be procured by addressing 
 the author, 12, Ramdhone Mitter's Lane, Shampuker, 
 Calcutta.
 
 CHAPTER XX. 
 
 AN EASTERN EMPRASARIO. 
 
 ' Tisn't an unhealthy curiosity to ask a man who has 
 acquired greatness in any department how lie attained it. 
 On the contrary, young men will derive much profit by 
 tracing the successive steps and getting at the man in the 
 egg, so to say. The gentleman whose portrait we give 
 might pass for an officer of a light cavalry troop. (The 
 illustration, unfortunately, is very much damaged.) There 
 is an easy, devil-may-care air Avhich sits well upon him, just 
 the man who would dawdle up to a cannon's mouth or into 
 a lady's drawing-room with the same nonchalant air. If 
 photography gave colours, you would see that his eyes are 
 a deep blue, the colour of a lucifer match drawn in the 
 dark, that they have a certain dreamy saduess, which would 
 puzzle a superficial observer, and yet in those azure depths 
 there lurks a devil of mirthfulness, which is the key-note 
 of the man. The doctor feels a pulse to ascertain the 
 bodily conditions, but a psychic looks into the eyes, the 
 windows of the soul, out of which the spirit peeps at the- 
 world. Mr. Twinning has been repeatedly interviewed by
 
 AN EASTERN EMPRASARIO. I5l 
 
 the best critics. The outer man is well known. To repeat 
 the process is as superfluous as importing hawks into 
 Athens or coals into Newcastle. I shall, however, reveal 
 what no man — not even Mr. Twinning himself — knows. I 
 shall scan this mine of theatrical sagacity, and throw a 
 bull's-eye light on the secret of his success. 
 
 It is admitted that Mr. Twinning is one of the great 
 theatrical managers of the day. Not that I wish to convey 
 he has been always successful. Quite the reverse. He has 
 had his ups and downs like the rest of us. A theatrical 
 manager ! Just tliink how much that means. He must 
 visit large towns from China to Peru, bring in his train 
 a number of players of the most varied character and 
 some with none, engage houses, gauge the taste of his 
 varied audience, and keep them all in good liumour ; and 
 when we are tired and worn from desk and office-work, 
 lie sets us all off either in laughter or tears. It is a large 
 order ; the duty of a prime minister is a trifle compared 
 to it, for the minister has many to help him ; tlie manager 
 must comprise all in himself. Also remember the light 
 fragile — I was going to say fractious — goods he is trans- 
 porting, but I withdraw the term. A more rickety bundle 
 of nerves, crotchets and whimsicalities could not be packed 
 together than Miss Eloise Juno, Maccabe, Olga Duboin, 
 Genevieve Ward, the Joram Sisters, Mrs. Alice Shaw, 
 the Whistling Woman, Brown-Potter, and the Thames- 
 Amazons* including the performing goose. 
 
 Shakespeare says Music has power to soothe the savage 
 breast : I found that it excited all the savage emotions,
 
 152 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 having several times attempted to manage church choirs, 
 and in every instance I made a mess of it, offended my 
 congregation, displeased the singers and seriously disgusted 
 myself, and then, bear in mind all my party were in one 
 church. If I had had to cart them about with me, there 
 would not have been a hair on my head ; and the head 
 itself would long since be under the green bed-clothes. 
 Mr. Twinning has been all over the world, vrinning golden 
 opinions from all sorts and conditions of men. He has 
 had his troubles, too ; his theatre was burnt down, his 
 property destroyed, his character assailed, and he has been 
 libelled, poisoned, envied and abused ; but he has survived 
 them all. 
 
 Surely it is worth while enquiring into the secret of 
 such success ; but to do so I must hark back on life's 
 march. A colonial to the backbone, father a shrewd con- 
 tractor, mother a sweet puritan. If the way to heaven be 
 through piety, truth and charity, that good woman is there 
 to welcome her distinguished son when the hghts are put 
 out here, and the curtain rung down. Strange how this 
 simple couple should produce a son, with such varied tastes 
 and attainments ; for he is a man of many parts, the third 
 of which will never be recorded. As a youth, he was music- 
 mad. With indomitable perseverance he purchased a har- 
 monium and practised at a friend's house till he attained a 
 proficiency, which afterwards won him a German certificate 
 — no slight matter. He opened a musical academy, took 
 pupils, and gained testimonials from several families of 
 cojisequence. Then he started on anotlier track that of
 
 AN EASTERN EMPRASARTO. 153 
 
 organist. Little did the vicar of St. Matthew, Dunedin, 
 imagine that the slender lad in the organ-loft was 
 dreaming of sweet faces, operas, and tights, and not ahsor- 
 bing his pious discourses. The next slide on the life 
 journey was the perilous venture of running an opera as 
 manager, which, though a failure, prompted him to repeat 
 the attempt. Ever since he has been catering for the 
 public. 
 
 Now for my secret. 'Among Mr. Twinning's accom- 
 plishments is the gift cT thought-reading and the capacity 
 of receiving subtle impressions of men and places. I can 
 perceive that his nature is psychic to a remarkable degree. 
 The contractor may have given him a turn for business, the 
 sweet Puritan mother his warm generoas heart, but at best 
 his earthly parents only lent him a body ; the real rollick- 
 ing, mysterious ubiquitous Ego was once masquerading 
 in Babylon, conjuring in Egypt, puzzling the oracles in 
 Greece, acting in the games in old Rome, playing with the 
 mummers in England under Elizabeth. The last thirty 
 years of his life is only a postscript to what went before. 
 Methuselah in green old age is a baby in arms compared 
 to the real man. The Tasmanian Twinning is only 
 lacquer : to find the real man, the long galleries of Time 
 should be searched. The astral light only reveals a few 
 thousand years of his life, there is still a wide vesta beyond, 
 Atalanta and Lamuria must be searched, for it was in the 
 latter country, before it got submerged, that he had his 
 first birth.
 
 CHAPTER XXI. 
 
 THE AMAZONS OF THE THAMES COMPANY. 
 
 A SHORT preface is needed here. A strolling company 
 of players had taken the Corinthian Theatre for a short 
 period. A very full house greeted their first night's per- 
 formance. The acting was so poor that more than a third 
 of the people left before the piece was over. Disappoint- 
 ment sat on every countenance. The notice next day in 
 the Indian Dailji News sharply commented on the vulgar 
 production. The company resented the criticism, a domi- 
 ciliary visit was paid the office and the editor cowardly 
 assaulted by the women of the company, besides his action 
 was made the subject of ribald songs, jests and offensive 
 lampoons calculated to give offence. Various and absurd 
 rumours were circulated, so that the editor was constrained 
 to give his version of the transaction, Now, reader, judge 
 for yourself ; the full report is before you. 
 
 T}tE MARCH OF THE AMAZONS. 
 
 A little after 8 o'clock last night, as we were in the- 
 act of getting into lyyjamas, a domiciliary visit was paid to
 
 A2JAZ0XS OF THE THAMES COMPANY. 155- 
 
 ns of a most astonishing character. Just at this time the 
 house was almost deserted, the bearers gone home, our 
 servants had left, and silence reigned from the printer's 
 office to our suite of apartments over the editorial rooms. 
 Feeling somewhat tired after a busy day's work, we were in 
 the act of fastening on the particular article of clothing 
 which society does not choose to designate, and which we, 
 with customary respect for conventionality, would rather die 
 than mention. The string which supports in its place the 
 unmentionable article, had disappeared like one of those 
 underground rivers which have a habit of hiding and 
 emerging Avhen least expected. We were indulging in some 
 inarticulate but decidedly strong language on the occurrence, 
 for, let severe moralists say what they will, even a bishop 
 might be permitted in a little profanity on a similar 
 occasion. 
 
 NIGHT VISITORS. 
 
 Suddenly in the gloaming, for the lamp was half turned 
 on, and the room in semi-darkness, a female figure appeared 
 followed by a second and a third. This sensibly added to- 
 the embarrassment of the situation, for a grizzled old 
 bachelor like ourselves is not much honoured by the pre- 
 sence of the fair. sex. One of the ladies in question pro- 
 ceeded cautiously and firmly, as if she had the run of our 
 rooms, to turn up the lamp, entered our bed-room, and 
 drew h newspaper from her pocket. " Are you the Editor 
 of the Indian Daily News ?" She asked in a cool, tetchy 
 voice, with pauses. We answered in the affirmative, not
 
 156 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 having the remotest idea of what was coming, but modesty 
 prompting us to grasp firmly at the pyjamas which, owing 
 to the absence of the string, to use the Gladstone phrase, 
 was within measurable distance falling to the ground. 
 Then slowly, and with excellent enunciation, she read to us 
 our brief notice of the first theatrical appearance of the 
 Thames Company, which we are bound to say was the 
 reverse of complimentary, though written in perfect honesty 
 and good faith. It is neither our habit or intention to 
 bolster a lie, or deal fulsome praise, where condemnation 
 is deserved. " Have you written this ? she asked. Our 
 answer was in the affirmative. 
 
 A DELICATE SITUATION. 
 
 On the authority of Dean Swift, eleven men, well 
 armed, will certainly subdue one man in his shirt. "We 
 hazard a similar statement that three women well armed are 
 more than a match for one man in a shaky pyjaina. We 
 nevertheless stood our ground with all the dignity we could 
 muster, and in silence listened to language of abuse which 
 was classic in its profanity. To be called a liar, a brute, 
 and an inhuman wretch, conveys no notion of the repertoire 
 of the language commanded by the ladies of the " Thames 
 Company." We only once in a long experience heard 
 language as foul and offensive ; it proceeded from the lips 
 of a young girl in a critical, surgical operation in Paris. 
 
 AN APOLOGY REFUSED. 
 
 It then dawned on us what utter depravity and loath- 
 some baseness might be concealed under a beautiful costume
 
 AMAZONS OF THE THAMES COMPANY. 157 
 
 and the attractive exterior of a woman. An instant and 
 immediate apology was demanded. This we declined to 
 give, whereupon these three women became transformed 
 into a species of triple hell-cat, using the foulest impreca- 
 tions. We stood our ground, holding our garments toge- 
 ther, while inwardly we were convulsed with laughter in 
 contemplating three enraged females using the language of 
 abuse witli a force and enthusiasm which would make a deaf- 
 mute howl, a rare experience even to a veteran journalist. 
 We who have all our life been engaged in succouring 
 the weak against the strong, and the pledged defender of 
 women and little children, to be denounced as an unquali- 
 fied creature of depravity, was a perfectly novel sensation. 
 We did not know even the names of our assailants. We 
 listened to them acting on Saturday in the company of a 
 depraved goose floating on a paper sea. The goose had the 
 advantage of the players, for she was articulate, and they 
 "were not. Now the articulation of one of the women was^ 
 splendid and no mistake. The shortest of these creatures, 
 "with saucer eyes and lips that suggested the mouth of the 
 Ganges, perceiving that we made no response, invited our 
 opinion on her language. 
 
 YOU DARLING. 
 
 Through a species of reckless devilry and full of admi- 
 ration of the splendid display of demoniac fury, we uttered 
 the word's, "You darling," which only elicited a yell of pas- 
 sion. " Beast, coward, dog," and other explosives were 
 turned out ; the stream was not yet dry. The girl with the
 
 158 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 saucer eyes proceeded to further extremities by drawing 
 something invisible from her sleeve, and aimed a blow at 
 our head, which we defended Avith our arm, otherwise the thin 
 wire would have cut our face through. AYith a dexterous 
 movement we grasped her hand, and made her drop this 
 dangerous weapon. The other two danced round us yelling 
 all the time. We then put a stop to the interview by for- 
 cibly ejecting them from the room. On the stairs two male 
 members of the Company were waiting, much in the same 
 state of mind as that of a few sportsmen who sent a terrier 
 into a hole to uneartli a badger, doubtful as to weather the 
 badger or the terrier would come out first. They greeted 
 ns with curses loud and deep ; the women in parting spat in 
 our face, and went downstairs yelling and screaming like 
 demoniac spirits set loose from hell. An attempt was made 
 to upset a lamp and burn the premises, which we prevented. 
 If these ladies honour us again with a visit, we shall be 
 better prepared for them, and we shall hold Mr. Twinning 
 responsible for any accidents which may follow. We also 
 give warning that our action will not be passive, for under 
 the above circumstances further patience might degenerate 
 into vice. 
 
 THE TAVINNIXG GOOSE. 
 
 We are not disposed to be too hard on Mr. Twinning, 
 for he has done us good service, and provided us during the 
 dull months with a most refined set of actord in the 
 Lyric Company. He must have been utterly ignorant of 
 the character of the present mummers. Mr. Twinning,
 
 AMAZONS OF THE THAMES COMPANY. 159 
 
 however, sets great store on the theatrical goose, which 
 highly diverted the audience on Saturday night. It is a 
 diabolical fowl, and we advise our energetical lessee to take 
 it home, fatten, and eat it at Christmas. In assimilating 
 the fowl, he may imbibe wisdom, 
 
 THE EFFECT OP THE VISIT. 
 
 After this noisy interview, we sat down, and simply 
 exploded with laughter. We had suppressed so much that 
 there was an accumulation of merriment inside, constituting 
 a perfect reservoir of mirth. We felt in danger of being 
 cracked in several places. If we had not turned out some 
 of it, the consequences would be serious ; it is not all out 
 yet. The faces of these women looked a whole Webster's 
 unabridged, including pictures, while the laugh of scorn 
 which saluted us when we charged them with profaning 
 the rehgious emotions of the Irish people in the vulgar 
 song, was the most ghastly joke perpetrated outside of a 
 morgue. We cannot resist giving a personal description 
 of the occurrence for the benefit of our brother journalists 
 as a sample of the reward a man wins in India for doing 
 his duty, by guarding the public against vulgarity and 
 profanation.
 
 CHAPTER XXII. 
 
 JOHN CHINAMAN, M.D. 
 
 China is a fantastic country, a preposterous combination 
 of solemn nonsense and classical caricature, a sort of spon- 
 taneous upside-downness and inside-outness which can 
 neither be exaggerated nor exhausted. In the Flowery 
 Land there are doctors for all kinds of diseases. Specialism 
 is the order of the day. 
 
 To begin with, there are doctors for cold diseases and 
 doctors for hot, doctors for diseases of wind, and doctors 
 for diseases of water, for women, babies, and old men. 
 Tchung tsen, the most eminent medical practitioner in 
 China, is the seventh son of a seventh son, forty-nine 
 doctors in one, forty-nine times muddled. He is a happy 
 compound of pedant, quack, fortune-teller and spirit-rapper, 
 flavoured with a dash of Confucian priest, " Just for the 
 look of the -thing." The Imperial College of medicine at 
 Peking is not like our College of Surgeons, insisting that 
 her alumni are well grounded in knowledge bef6re sending 
 them into the world. It is little more than an exclusive 
 club for professional mutual admiration, or a convocation of
 
 JOHN CHINAMAN, M. D. IGl 
 
 medical referees for arbitrament in case of malpractice. It 
 has neitlier tlie power nor the disposition to check quacks ; 
 it does, liowever, punish offenders who are too poor to bribe 
 the functionaries in office. To conchide from tliis tliat 
 John Chinaman's education was narrow would be a rash 
 conjecture. The course of reading is so tremendous as to 
 take away one's breath. 1 shall only specify a few of the 
 leading medical works. These are Chau-shi-Thung's " Uni- 
 versal Medicine," Ghing-me-Thee's " Principal Veins of the 
 Empire of Medicine" (traced by Wang-Keng-theng long 
 before Har\'ey came into the world, sometime about the 
 birth of I^oah's second son,) Wang-Shu-Hoo on " The 
 Pulse," Fung-Se-Kan's "Motley Silk Bag of Deep Learn- 
 ing on Diseases," King-Mu's " I^atural History of Neces- 
 saries," Sing-Po-Ku on " The Nature and Preparation of 
 Medicine," and, finally, Pu-Ken-Mu's " The Brain and 
 Stomach," f'ontinued by his son Si-Kan-Yung, and 
 illustrated by Kan-Cho-Ko, an astounding compilation in 
 forty awful volumes, De Omnibus, Anatomical, Obstetrical, 
 Rebus et Quibusdam, Botanical, Therapeutical Aliis. 
 Having stuffed all the power of this learning into his 
 memory for handy reference, he is prepared to l^ogin 
 practice. 
 
 Tchung-tsen does not believe in modesty ; he is not con- 
 tent to put his plate on the door for the best of reasons — 
 no door in China could contain all his titles. He has re- 
 course to t&e daily papers, and advertises as extensively as 
 HoIIoway, Pears, or the whole fraternity. He does this in 
 a simple, ingenious manner, alluding to himself in the third 
 
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 162 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 person. Here is a sample : " Towers are measured by their 
 shadows, and great men by those who envy them. Envy 
 has taken the measure of Tchung-tsen, and found him 
 lofty. The foundation of Tchung-tsen is deep ; it is set iu 
 the bowels of mystery and his pinnacle is high ; it glows in 
 the light of truth ; his feet are planted among the seci'ets 
 of earth, and his head is lifted among the discoveries of 
 heaven. Envy and deride Tchung-tsen if you are proud 
 and foolish ; honour and imitate him if you are humble and 
 wise ; for he has wished to promote the good of others, 
 therefore he has secured his own. But do not think to 
 flatter him. Flattery is his wife ; he listens to her politely 
 but does not believe her. He has more roots than branches ; 
 he cannot be overthrown by the wind. Only let us invoke 
 that which he has no right to silence — his learning, and 
 pubhsh that which he has no right to conceal — his skill." 
 
 Tchung-tsen knows the value of personality, and sets 
 forth his method of securing a practice with frankness. 
 When the immortal worthies first sent forth Tchung-tsen 
 to sprinkle over humanity the waters of healing, he set out 
 hurrahing in his heart and warbling the " Bright blossomed 
 ode." Like a well-bred man, he accepts his commission 
 with modesty and undertakes his duty with confidence. No 
 coolies or asses go before him in a pompous train, panting 
 and groaning 'under bloated hampers and bursting sacks. 
 His furniture, compact and precious, he carries with simpli- 
 city ; in his head all the maxims of Whang-Tee, the im- 
 mortal leech, all the prescriptions of Ko-He up his sleeve, 
 ^11 the charms of Fum-Ko in his queue, all the golden
 
 JOHN CHINA iM AN, M. D. 163 
 
 simples of Few-Kun in his blue bag, and the pearl pills 
 and ruby plasters of Hu-Kek-Ne in his pocket. 
 
 Tchung-tsen neither advertises nor juggles ; his talents 
 are their own sign. When you seek him you can find no 
 other doctor, though a thousand get in the way. Where 
 there is musk, there will be perfume ; to smell it, one need 
 not stand in the wind. Tchung-tsen is no blind fowl, 
 pecking at random for worms ; his knowledge is sure. 
 He does not climb a tree to hunt for a fish, nor turn over 
 the hver to hunt for diseases of the lungs. He does not 
 send you an olive on the pate of Buddhist priest, nor 
 engage to perform impossible cures, or turn somersaults 
 in an oystershell. He is no toad in a well, contemplating a 
 patch of sky ; the strong calm eye of his philosophy surveys 
 the universe as from a dome, and takes in at a glance all the 
 demonstrations of science, the delusions of ignorance, and 
 the devices of imposture. He knows that all errors have 
 their brief seasons ; that after a hundred millions of lies, the 
 smallest truth remains precisely what it was before ; and so 
 he waits, and smiles. And his charges are very moderate. 
 
 Diseases, when he calls them, answer to their names, 
 and spirits, vapours, elements and forces assert themselves 
 before him, like feathers under the fingers of the flower- 
 maker. At his bidding, disorders, the most complicated 
 resolve themselves into their several members, and have 
 each a tongue to tell him what they mean. As his large 
 benevolence? knows no distinction of persons in the ranks 
 of the afSicted, so his conscientious genius appoints no 
 degree of interest to the various styles of disease, but
 
 164 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 applies itself with equal science and concern to the bunion 
 on the big toe of the mouse-catcher and the cataract in the 
 eye of a mandarhi. The memory of Tchung-tsen is in- 
 fallible, and the dimensions of his nose are conformable 
 with dignity ; his heart is tender, and his fist is spherical ; 
 his speech is impressive, and his spectacle-glasses, set in 
 tortoise-shell frames, are two inches and a half in diameter ; 
 the length of his queue is regulated by the exactions of 
 public opinion. He has an auspicious mole under his left 
 eye, and his charges are very moderate. 
 
 On the subject of anatomy Tchung-tsen has some 
 startling views, even from a Chinese point of view. For 
 example, he liolds that there is a difference between arteries 
 and veins ; that in most Chinese subjects the blood is 
 conveyed by these in opposite directions, not always 
 downward by the arteries nor always upward by the veins ; 
 that the heart is a part of the machinery by which this 
 hydraulic process is carried on, and that, under certain 
 circumstances, depending upon the disposition of the five 
 rulers, the blood undergoes a change in passing through 
 the lungs. He has one name for the brain, and another 
 for the spinal cord. He has, also, a pulse for every organ 
 but the brain. 
 
 His great theory is that every organ of the body is 
 allied to one of the five elements — earth, wood, metal, fire, 
 and water, which are either hot, cold, moist, dry, or windy. 
 These, again, correspond to the five directions middle, east, 
 west, south, and north, and are represented by the five 
 colours — yellow, green, white, red, and black.
 
 JOHN CHINAMAN, M. D. 105 
 
 Thus, the heart being allied to the element fire, corres- 
 ponds to the direction south, and is represented by the 
 colour red. Consequently, all derangements of the heart 
 must proceed from excess of the principle of heat and dry- 
 ness, and should be treated with black medicines, corres- 
 ponding to the direction of the north, and representing 
 the element of water. And the bowels being allied to the 
 element eartli, correspond to the direction middle, and are 
 represented by the colour yellow. Consequently, all dis- 
 orders of the bowels must proceed from excess of the prin- 
 ciple of wind, and, should be treated with medicines com- 
 pounded of black, red, green, and white ingredients, cor- 
 responding to the direction — north, south, east, and west, 
 and representing the elements — water, fire, wood, and metal. 
 A lovely system ! So natural in its simplicity and harmony 
 that in theory it reads like an idyl, and in practice it must 
 be one of the pleasures of imagination to be killed by it. 
 
 Tchung-tsen's theory of the pulse is equally novel. He 
 holds that there are different pulses, corresponding to the 
 lieart, lungs, liver, and all the other organs, and that, to 
 feel the pulse scientifically, you must feel them all, one 
 after the other, and sometimes several together, in order to 
 determine their several relations. Tchung-tsen plays on 
 his patient's twenty-four pulses with all his fingers, and 
 maintains a protracted telegraphic correspondence with his 
 twenty-four insides. The materia medica of Tchung-tsen 
 is delicious. Asses' glue and birds' nests are mild tonics ; 
 stag's glue, dog's flesh, and walnuts strengthen the kidneys ; 
 iron filings, loadstone, and silverleaf repress weakness ;
 
 166 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 camphor, centipedes, snake's skin and tiger's bones disperse 
 ■wind; soapstone, amber and red hairs are laxatives ; water- 
 melon, bamboo-shavings, verdigris and warm water are 
 cooling purgatives. 
 
 In China the medical profession is neither glorious nor 
 lucrative. The visits of the doctor are not cliarged for at 
 all. His complicated " simples" are sold cheap and always 
 on credit. It is also a custom of tlie country not to pay 
 for medicine which the patient may fancy has done him no 
 good. Poor Tchung-tsen often spends three pounds to 
 collect one, and if the patient is so thoughtless or incon- 
 siderate as to die, his sudden departure may be the death. 
 of his medical adviser.
 
 CHAPTER XXIIl. 
 
 "THE HIDDEN POWERS IN MAN." 
 
 It has never been decided whether our first parent was 
 a man with complete mental and physical endowments or 
 a mere animal waiting the slow results of time to develop 
 his powers until they reached maturity. Some liold that 
 Adam was perfect and fell through disobedience, but many 
 reject the theory on moral grounds, boldly maintaining that 
 the expulsion from the Garden of Delight owing to the 
 apple dumpling incident, was a punishment entirely dispro- 
 portioned to the offence. Others maintain that Adam was 
 the rubbish of a man improved gradually like a potato by 
 change of soil and similar accidents. Suppose for argu- 
 ment sake we incline towards the latter theory that Adam 
 in his primitive state was a mere animal, imperfect and 
 even devoid of speech. How are we to reconcile discrepant 
 statements ? The Bible says that God gave him dominion 
 over the beasts of the field and the fowls of the air. In 
 his primitive condition he was destitute of effective weapons
 
 1G8 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 of offence and defence such as have been evolved during the 
 long ages of civilisation. He was surrounded by a monstrous 
 fauna capable of annihilating the present race of mankind 
 could it suddenly be resurrected and turned loose in its 
 old numbers. In what then consisted the power of pri- 
 mitive man to assert and maintain his God-given dominion 
 over the monsters of his day and generation ? It must be 
 the same power which is now exceptionally exercised by the 
 artificial displacement of consciousness. 
 
 MODERN RESEARCH. 
 
 We are vastly indebted to the Society of Psychical 
 Research for its careful and painstaking labours in examin- 
 ing the marvellous discoveries of the French schools of 
 Hypnotists, medical pathological cases, and a mass of un- 
 authenticated literature. These highly qualified gentlemen 
 have proved beyond the possibility of doubt that there 
 exist long dormant subjective powers hidden under the 
 muck heap of imposture and charlatanry. From this we 
 surmise that Adam, though an inarticulate animal with 
 undeveloped faculties, held a dominion over bird and beast 
 as potent and far more effective than it is to-day with all 
 the appliances of civilisation at our command. 
 
 HISTORICAL EVIDENCE. 
 
 Facts are not wanting to sustain the proposition that 
 man in a subjective condition is safe from the attacks of 
 wild beasts. One of the first recorded cases is that of 
 Daniel. Society regarded him as a prophet and seer. Our 
 materialistic age doubted even the existence of such powers
 
 " THE HIDDEN POWERS IN 31 AN:' 1G9 
 
 until a body of intellectual men, whose character and 
 ability is above reproach, boldly grappled the difficulty and 
 placed the facts beyond controversy. Daniel was a man of 
 great subjective powers, or, in other words, the capacity of 
 his mind was highly developed. In this state he was thrown 
 into the lion's den with the result recorded. Some time ago 
 a young lady in Paris was hypnotised and placed in a den 
 of lions. The result was just the same as that recorded of 
 the ancient prophet. She had no fear of the lions and the 
 lions paid not the slightest attention to her. Indian 
 devotees and inferior priests of the Buddhist faith often 
 display a similar power by entering the jungles infested by 
 man-eating tigers. An ordinary man would not live an 
 hour there. They on the contrary remain there all night 
 Avilh no weapon of defence save the God-given powers of 
 the soul. It has also been noticed that idiots and insane 
 persons can tame and subdue animals. Their immunity 
 from harm by animals howevev ferocious is proverbial. 
 In all such persons the "objective mind" is wholly or 
 partially in abeyance, and the "subjective mind" propor- 
 tionately active. 
 
 ANIMAL LIFE. 
 
 Again notice the power in training animals such as 
 elephants, wolves, dogs and horses. In Austria a law 
 requires Army horses to be mesmerized for the jiurpose of 
 shooing them. This process was introduced by a cavalry 
 officer named Balassa, and lience it has been known as the 
 " Balasserin of horses." It was the secret of Rarey and
 
 170 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 Sullivan, the celebrated horse tamers. The wildest colts 
 and the most vicious horses can be subdued in an hour. 
 The lion tamer and snake-charmer uses precisely the same 
 power. The faculty is often exercised unconsciously. Not 
 long ago 1 saw a young lady in the Red Road riding a 
 vicious brute with perfect command. It was not a question 
 of nerve, hands or seat. She did not steer the animal by 
 physical force or the power of the whip, she simply sat on 
 her saddle as lightly as a feather and directed his motions 
 entirely by her will. She was in " subjective" rapport with 
 the animal. Both horse and rider formed a company, and 
 she was senior partner. There was great wisdom in the^ 
 old fox-hunter's advice to a young rider how he should 
 take his fences : " Throw your heart over the hedge and 
 your horse is sure to follow." There are several good riders 
 in Calcutta, any of these gentlemen can test the truth of 
 the recommendation. Let one steer by whip and spur and 
 anotlier by will-power alone in selecting a fence or cross 
 road, and notice the difference. The rider and horse must 
 of course be on intimate terms. Let him merely fix his 
 eyes and will on the road or fence, and when the horse 
 arrives at the spot where the selection is to be made, the 
 animal will follow the course mentally selected by his rider 
 with the same alacrity as if the stables had been in full view. 
 The writer has done this repeatedly with several horses 
 without a single failure. I have sometimes lost myself by 
 influencing the horse to go a wrong way because 1 was 
 thinking it was the right one, whereas if the animal had 
 
 been left alone he would not have made a mistake. 
 
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 " THE HJDDEN POWERS IN MAN:' 171 
 
 THE STRONGEST EVIDENCE. 
 
 This proves unmistakably that there are resident in 
 man hidden powers which have not been deveh:)ped, owing 
 to ignorance, cowardice or purely superstitious notions of 
 man and his career. The capacity of the " subjective man," 
 whatever name it may be given — Ego, self, soul or inner 
 monitor, the name does not matter a rush — is infinitely 
 more potent than the objective mind. Electricity is known 
 as a great force in physical nature, and it is liarnessed 
 and made to perform many services to mankind. Like all 
 the great forces of nature, it is invisible, except through its 
 effects, and it defies analysis. Electricity will never be 
 known to man except as one of the great correlated forces. 
 It is equally impossible to know the powers of the sub- 
 jective mind, but we can and ought to learn their action. 
 For it is this which guilds the dream of the poet, the in- 
 spiration of the orator, the soul of the painter, the mind of 
 the inventor, and is generally known as 'genius,' a word 
 which only covers our ignorance. A new road-way of 
 direct experiment will have to be driven into the jungle 
 of those obscure phenomena which science has so long- 
 neglected. We are imperatively called on to extend our 
 internal vision as the telescope and microscope has ex- 
 tended the external. 
 
 A PRACTICAL ILLUSTRATION. 
 
 The powers of the subjective compared to the objective 
 mind may be likened to a man born in a cave in which the 
 light of the sun never entered. Here he is supplied only
 
 172 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 with a ruslilight with which to grope his way and find the 
 means of suhsistence. The light thougli feeble is invalu- 
 able to him : for by its means he is enabled gradually to 
 learn his bearings, to take of his environment, to make 
 occasional discoveries for the necessities of life, and finally 
 to achieve some of the comforts of existence. The more 
 he discovers the more he appreciates the value of the rush- 
 light and the more he boasts of its transcendant illumina- 
 tion. He hears vague rumours of an outside world full of 
 unknown joys and pleasures, and he resolves to grope his 
 way out. He is told that this outside world is lighted by 
 a great luminary which will render his rushlight of no 
 value except as a reminder of the limitations of his cave 
 life. But he is sceptical and points with pride to the accu- 
 mulations and discoveries made by the aid of his " God- 
 _given illuminant," and refuses to believe that there is a 
 possible existence which would be tolerable without rush- 
 lights. At length a cataclysm of nature throws him upon 
 this outside world in the full blaze of a noon-day sun. He 
 then finds that he is in a world of hght ; that he can 
 perceive things as they are and observe their bearings and 
 relations to each other, and he finds the rays of his rush- 
 light no longer visible. 
 
 CONCLUSION. 
 
 It is obvious that the above is but a feeble illustration 
 of the difference between the powers of inductivS inquiry 
 and those of perception possessed by the subjective "entity." 
 Recent experiments and observations have thrown fresh but
 
 " THE HIDDEN POWERS IN MAN:' \1?> 
 
 scattered light upon the working of tliat part of ourselves 
 which lies below the threshold of ordinary consciousness, 
 ' Inward,' the coarse of empire takes its way. And all 
 man's progress has been a slow unfolding of the primal 
 germ. Every sense that he developed, every faculty that 
 he has won, has been but tlie entry into the treasure-house 
 of prehistoric gold. We ascend with toilsome steps the 
 mount at whose foot we have waited so long in helplessness, 
 till the voice or the thunder come to us in our darkness. 
 Man's experiments on the world within Lim will yield a 
 rich return ; for our ordinary consciousness is but a float- 
 ing island upon the abysmal deep of that total individual- 
 ity beneath it. The waves which wash under one end of 
 our narrow standingplace are continuous with the waves 
 which wash under the other. Thus self-reverence, self- 
 control and self-knowledge together with bodily chastity 
 ■will enable man to be the ruler of his own spirit, the 
 fashioner of his own fate, and perhaps also enable him to 
 imbibe direct truth from the Eternal source before his work 
 in this world is finished.
 
 CHAPTER XXiV. 
 
 D'ARC'S MARIONETTES. 
 
 There is hardly one who would, wish to live his life over 
 again even if a spirit could give him the power : there is so 
 much of toil, trouble, and pain in the world. There are, 
 however, times in every one's life — brief snatches of exis- 
 tence, full of joy, gladness, and absence of responsibility — 
 that every one would wish to recall. This is why people 
 love to travel, read books, and listen to stories of adven- 
 ture. The grave Judge on the bench and the solemn 
 Clergyman in his pulpit, as well as the school-boy and the 
 little girl with her doll, all love stories, which, in one form 
 or another, deal with love, adventure, buried treasure, and 
 deeds of daring. The reason is that everyone is trying to 
 find himself in the story he reads, or, in other words, is 
 groping round in the invisible world and trying to be 
 amused with gleams of another state and a past existence. 
 The every-day life of little folk is one huge make-believe. 
 They lire, move, and inhabit a world of their own. The 
 history of shares or companies, law-making or sordid things 
 of ^-his world has no interest for them.
 
 D'ARCS MARIONETTES. 175 
 
 ANCIENT PU0T0TYPE8. 
 
 The greatest of men, from Homer to those of our day, 
 ■achieved fame by telling stories. Shakespeare has given 
 us " Oberon the King of Fairies," " Queen Titania who 
 frolicked in the moonliglit with Puck, Ariel, and the 
 invisible Dwellers of the forest." The poet did not invent 
 these characters ; they existed long before him — back in 
 the grey morning of tlie world's history, long before Noah 
 entered the Ark. Shakespeare described what he saw. 
 Millions of years before this planet was ready for the 
 human race, the huge Gregorii dwelt among the mountains, 
 while earth, fire and water had their inhabitants just as now 
 every leaf of the forest has its dwellers and every drop of 
 water its monster-mites. 
 
 These are the cosmic agents of Nature seen in storm- 
 clouds and felt in the liearts of men. Some are hostile, 
 others friendly, to the human race. Some can perceive 
 men, while others are no more aware of man's existence 
 than he is of theirs. The heart of man is cognizant of 
 those influences, while the ordinary vision is blind to the 
 appearances. Every race that inhabits the earth has its 
 traditions concerning them, as seen in the literature of 
 India, Egypt, Greece, Rome, Italy, Germany and England. 
 The modern race has gained in material wealth and lost 
 its spirituality. The hard prosaic man of the world lias 
 ceased to believe in this literature, regarding it as childish. 
 But the heart of a child is truer than the brain of a. man. 
 One must obtain the heart of a child to inherit the 
 Kingdom of Heaven or pass the threshold of Fairy Laud.
 
 176 INDIAN SKETCHES A AW RAMBLES. 
 
 LAND OF DOLLS. 
 
 So firm was the belief in Elf Land that people tried to 
 give images of those little beings of another world. This 
 was tlie origin of the Fantoccini or family of Marionettes 
 known at the Courts of Pharaohs and found in the tombs 
 of Egypt and Etruria. The puppet-show has come down to 
 us from the past witli a long train of classic associations. 
 In the 13th century, Neurenberg was the head-quarters of 
 dollism. There are more dolls made in Germany than in 
 all other countries put together. The Marionettes ushered 
 in the theatre. In later times they have been employed to 
 illustrate events and doings of modern life. Cervantes in 
 Spain and Le Sage in France illustrated their great works 
 by puppet-shows. In England, they were pressed into 
 military and political service. The heroic deeds of Napoleon 
 and Nelson, and the courage of Grace Darhng, were 
 illustrated by puppets. 
 
 PRESENT SHOW. 
 
 The D'Arc Marionette Show is the latest and most 
 improved puppet troupe in the world. They have travelled 
 in every country, from England to Japan, from Hongkong 
 to South Africa. From the Prince of Wales to the 
 Governors of the Colonies, they have been welcomed by 
 all, who were delighted with them. The little folk in 
 Calcutta should lose no time in visiting their pretty theatre 
 on the Maidan. Its beautiful blue curtains 'and gold 
 frame-work lit with electricity — the dynamo worked by an 
 oil engine supplied by Messrs. Kilburn & Co. — will remaia
 
 UAIiCS MARIONETTES. Ill 
 
 in the memory ; a vivid picture which tlie dust of the world 
 cannot obliterate. What lies behind that curtain I shall 
 presently describe, but first, I must give the history of the 
 Exhibition. 
 
 LAMBERT d'aRC. 
 
 About forty years ago a .clever French artist joined 
 Madame Tussaud's Great Wax-Work Exhibition in 
 London. It was here that Lambert D'Arc got his first 
 idea which culminated in the present exhibition. Scenic 
 effects, and models with knee and mouth joints, were 
 introduced, costumes and other accessories added, creating 
 beautiful and artistic effect. The present exhibition is the 
 result of years of labour, skill, and artistic talent. Mon. 
 D'Arc gave his first show in Dublin. It was when he saw 
 his little girls take delight in the puppets constructed for 
 their amusement that he took seriously to the business, 
 starting with his own family on a tour all over the world. 
 He was successful and welcomed everywhere. Three years 
 ago he died at the ripe age of seventy-three leaving the 
 Show to his girls. William, his youngest son, inherits his 
 father's talent both as a modeller and scene painter. The 
 glade in Fairy Land with the magnificent gold lattices, the 
 abode of the Fairies, the dazzling coruscations of enchanted 
 jewels, and the bubbling silver waters of Elf Land are his. 
 Mr. William D'Arc not only possesses artistic gifts, but 
 skill in another direction. While visiting Manilla a great 
 fight was got up between a bull and a tiger. When the 
 hour of battle came the tiger declined the combat and
 
 178 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 sluak off, much to the disappointment of the pectatois 
 assembled to witness this brutal encounter. Mr. D'Arc at 
 once conceived the idea of a Imll-fight for the Marionettes. 
 The next night a wooden bull and a stufted tiger were 
 constructed, and a tremendous fight took place between 
 them at the Marionette Theatre. JManilhi went wild with 
 excitement over it, 
 
 THE FOUR SISTERS. 
 
 The Show is in the hands of the family. All the 
 costumes are designed and fitted by Miss Emily D'Arc, 
 who is general costumer to the Court, Miss ISTellie leads 
 the singing. Miss Marie D'Arc looks after the front of 
 the house and like Judas keeps the bag. There is not a 
 Jew in Palestine or a Marwari in Calcutta that she could 
 nut give points to, and win all rourid. It would be down- 
 right injustice to the public to omit this trait of character. 
 Young people will now want to know how the puppets are 
 brought into action. Some think it is from the sides or 
 the back of tlie stage. Nothing of the kind. The strings 
 are fastened at the top of a movable frame. The manipu- 
 lators lean over a bridge above the stage, talking and sing- 
 ing as the action of the figures requires. From 10 to 60 
 strings are used for each. The puppets are all hung up 
 inside ready to perform their parts. Great skill is displayed 
 in directing tlie movements by means of a number of 
 striRgs. Tiiere are about 87 figures. But before their 
 property was destroyed by fire in Australia they had as 
 ^many as 3G0 figures. No stranger is admitted behind the
 
 ly ARC'S MARIONETTES. 179 
 
 scenes, and the nietliod of working the strings is ke])t a 
 profound secret. 
 
 THK SHOW. 
 
 It is worth being a cliild. again to witness INTons. and 
 Madame Blondin on the tiglit rope, tlie inebriated M. Pier- 
 rot on stilts, and the " Old Woman who lived in a Shoe," 
 with her irrepressible progeny issuing from her pockets and 
 coming to life suddenly after being knocked down l)y her 
 stick. The Court Minstrels were excellent. The Planta- 
 tion Dance was actually life-like. Step by step as the 
 entertainment advanced, the interest in the figures grew and 
 intensified. Beautiful and gorgeous scenery followed. The 
 Pantomime of " Blue -^eard and the beautiful Fatima" 
 never tires, while the movements of the Impish Page added 
 another feature to the play. 
 
 FAIRY SCEXE. 
 
 Then followed the Transformation Scene with the Ivory 
 Palace, Golden Ftain, the Fairy's Dell and other dreamy 
 scenes, which, for ages, have amused the childhood of 
 nations, and, like Love,, will never die. The Compound 
 Turk, whose limbs develop into dolls, and the Magnetic 
 Skeleton, whose bones tossed and danced about in a 
 bewildering fashion, are mechanical works which will be 
 remembered with awe by every child. Tiie Harlequinade 
 caused side-splitting laughter with its fun and drollery. 
 The Ballooh ascent with the long drop took the audience 
 by storm. The stage scenes were perfect in equipment 
 and gorgeous in ell'ect : the Clown, the Policeman, the
 
 180 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 Dog, and all the cliaracters associated with the Pantomime 
 on the real stage are there, and act their parts to the life. 
 The dazzling costumes of the Fairies were brilliant in the 
 extreme, and warm cheers and hearty laughter everywhere 
 greet them. 
 
 INTERVIEW WITH MISS MARIE d'aRC. 
 
 My acquaintance witli the subject of this interview was 
 made in the brilliant little Theatre on the Maidan. I was 
 favoured with an invitation to her hotel, wliere the fol- 
 lowing conversation took place: — 
 
 "Miss D'Arc." I remarked, "you have travelled all 
 over the world. I wish to get some of your views on the 
 people and places you have visited : your mannikins must 
 have had some strange adventures." 
 
 " Undoubtedly," she answered, " we have had some 
 rare experiences — enough to fill a book. My difficulty 
 is to know where to begin. There is Vladivostock, for 
 instance." 
 
 " Yes, a Russian country, Siberia in particular, a place 
 close to the Corea, is one about which I should like to hear 
 something." 
 
 Miss Marie is a vivacious woman with a large amount 
 of affability which she squanders in smiles that has actually 
 no connection with her real character. She is more artificial 
 than any of her dolls. Her imitation of youth is, however, 
 splendid. 
 
 " What is the town like ?" I asked, reading her face. 
 • " A large straggling place, horribly dirty and fearfully
 
 HA RCS MA RIONETTES. 181 
 
 cold. Fancy ! We had to dress in slieep skins, and even 
 then they did not keep out the cold. Everything was 
 curious in the place. 
 
 " Nothing could be done without official permission. 
 We had to build our own Theatre, and when the walls were 
 completed they would not allow us to put a roof on. It 
 was a great brick building. They kept us waiting for 
 weeks, and then we had to be content with a canvas cover- 
 ing. We were compelled to keep buckets of water ready 
 in case of fire. This was of little use, for the water always 
 got frozen. The place they called a hotel was abominably 
 dirty. We could get nothing to drink but coffee and beer, 
 and tliose only at the most extortionate charges. CofTee 
 was seventy-five cents a cup and beer a dollar a Jiint. Men 
 and Avomen smoke constantly, even at meals. There was 
 interference everywhere, and no one dare refuse an official. 
 One night the Prefect of Police came to our Theatre. He 
 thought the piano too close to him. The play had to be 
 stopped in order to remove the instrument to the other side 
 of the room. Russians at Vladivostock hate the Japanese. 
 I may add that we had the honour to be the first Britisli 
 Entertainment Company that has ever visited Siberia. 
 Our reason for going there was, that we were compelled 
 to leave Japan and could not go to Hong Kong, w'here 
 quarantine had been established, owing to the plague. We 
 had to go somewhere." 
 
 " Whfft did you think of the Corea ?" 
 
 "A curious tumble-down country with a poor half-stai-ved 
 peo])le. We put up with some missionaries at Gensaui,
 
 182 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 The inlaabitants are timid, dirty, but harmless. Their 
 dress is so strange that 1 could not distinguish the sexes. 
 Boys and girls looked alike. I have no wish to visit 
 Siberia again. The cold was simply horrible." 
 
 " Did the puppets ever give offence ?" 
 
 " Only on one occasion. In new Caledonia we in- 
 troduced a little flunky with side whiskers. This was 
 regarded with offence. And we were ordered at once 1o 
 remove the figure, as he bore a striking resemblance to the 
 French governor." 
 
 " Where was the Show most successful ?" 
 
 " In Africa undoubtedly. At Capetown, Kimberley, 
 and Johannesberg they created quite a furore. All through 
 the country we drew full houses. I like the people of 
 South Africa very much. They are both hospitable and 
 kindly." 
 
 " Did you find travelling in Africa agreeable ?" 
 
 " Well, it was rough work at times. We had bullock 
 and mule teams to take us from town to town. This stjde 
 of travelling is most enjoyable as the climate is glorious. 
 Vie exhibited in all sorts of places. At Johannesberg we 
 had to pay £85 a week for a corrugated iron building lit "by 
 parrafin lamps, and had to send on the money two months 
 in advance. We did well notwithstanding these drawbacks, 
 and remained there ten weeks." 
 
 " Was it remunerative " ? I asked. 
 
 "«Yes. In six nights the receipts were £l',700. We 
 charged £3 for a box, and had the gallery crowded ^yith 
 Jvaffirs at 4^. a seat."
 
 U A EC'S JIA RIONETTES. 1 83 
 
 " Miss D'Arc, will you tell me how the Salvation Aruij^ 
 took your parody of tlieir " Fire and Tliunder Gospel ? " 
 
 " Oil ! S|)]endidly," she answered. '• They were not 
 the least offended. They accepted the representation as a 
 compliment and sent us a War cri/, addressing my fatlier 
 as Captain D'Arc." 
 
 "You have heen in the ^lauritius," I remarked. 
 " Were the French friendly ?" 
 
 " Yes. They gave a very warm reception. The most 
 anmsing tiling al)out Ihe French was their persisting in the 
 I)elief that the puppet-; were real living people. They went 
 so far as to throw bouquets on the stage to " Fatima." We 
 had a successful time in the Mauritius, notwithstanding 
 i]\e fact that small-pox was raging : the death rate averaged 
 forty to fifty daily." 
 
 "It seems you had a smooth course all along," I 
 remarked. 
 
 '• ISTo, indeed. We have had our trails, and plenty of 
 them. At Cooktown in Queensland a terrible disaster 
 occurred. We were perfi^rming when the Post Office next 
 door caught fire and the Theatre was burned down. All 
 our property, scenery, dresses, and over 300 figures, were 
 destroyed." 
 
 " "What did you do then ?" 
 
 '• Oil, we made the best of it. All the Company went 
 up to the l)ash, and worked as hard as we could for six 
 months at the new figures we now have in use." • 
 
 " You have played to all sorts of people," I remarked, 
 after congratulating her on their couracre.
 
 184 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 " Yes, we have played to all classes from Royalty to 
 ]iearl divers in Singapore. The latter took great interest 
 in our aquarium. They used to vociferously applaud our 
 little men when they went down and picked a shell from 
 the stage." 
 
 " You visited China and Japan. What did you think 
 of these countries ?" 
 
 " I liked the Chinese very much indeed. They patron- 
 ised us amazingly. I was not, however, smitten with 
 Canton. In fact, it was not quite safe to play in the 
 Chinese quarter, though we were offered a large sum to do 
 so. The Mandarin offered us a guard, but we were desired 
 to remain niglit and day in the Theatre, otherwise our safety 
 could not be guaranteed." 
 
 " iJid you accept the offer ?" 
 
 " No. It was declined with thanks. "We played, 
 however, in the English cantonment during the day, and 
 numbers of Chinamen came to the Show." 
 
 " Did you meet with opposition from any class ?" 
 
 A smile lit up Miss D'Arc's face as she described this 
 incident which I can only feebly convey by words. 
 
 " The Missionaries in China were displeased with our 
 performing on Sunday and tried to get us expelled. Tlie 
 reason they advanced being the difficulty of removing the 
 Chinese from the European quarter after the play. Jusfc 
 imagine the poor Marionettes being charged with sedition 
 and a \ireach of the peace !" 
 
 Miss Marie's vivacious laughter over this incident was 
 quite infectious.
 
 UARCS MARIONETTES. 185 
 
 " How did you like the Japs ?" I enquired. 
 
 " They are a very pleasant people, and their country 
 is simply lovely. We played there, as long as we could, to 
 full houses, and left owing to the war. The Emjjeror 
 issued a request that his people should not spend their 
 money on Shows, but save in case it should be wanted for 
 the war. After that we could do nothing." 
 
 " i suppose you left then ?" 
 
 " No. The Japanese officers asked us to exhibit free of 
 •charge while they were embarking for the seat of war. We 
 did so and had as many as 400 guests." I venture to 
 doubt this last statement. Miss Marie never gave anything 
 free. 1 am however a polite man and would not contradict 
 a lady for all the hair on my head, even though tlie latter 
 is growing scant ; my head liaving lately contracted the 
 strange habit of growing through my hair. 
 
 " What kind of pieces please them ?" 1 asked. 
 
 " Oh, they are easily amused. We got up a little jiiece 
 for their benefit. A scene where a Japanese soldier and a 
 Chinaman appear on the stage and fight. The soldiers in 
 the audience got quite excited during the contest, and would 
 call out to their little comrade on the stage, loudly advising 
 liim what to do when they thought the Chinaman Avas 
 getting the better of it. Of course we made the Japanese 
 soldier win, and the shouts and cheers, when a dog came 
 and diligged away the dead Chinaman, were something to 
 be remembered. We played the same thing in llongivong 
 for the benefit of Chinamen, of course, reversing the order 
 and making the Chinaman ycin, but it did not awaken anv
 
 186 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 eutliusiasm among tlie Chinese. They are very different 
 from the mercurial Japs. But the Chinese are truer to 
 their obligations and more to be trusted than some of their 
 victorious neighbours, I may add that my sister EtLel 
 charmed the Japs by singing their National Anthem in 
 their own language." 
 
 " How have you done in India ?" I asked. " You 
 know tliat nothing short of a crowbar can lift the majority 
 of Anglo-Indians out of a somnolent attitude after dinner. 
 The people who go to Shows and Theatres are only a small 
 minority of the inhabitants." 
 
 " V>e were very successful in Bombay and Hyderabad. 
 Sir Asman Jah engaged us to give a performance at the 
 Bushir Bagh Tlieatre before his Zenana." 
 
 Tlie work of interviewing is frequently not unlike 
 drawing an infirm cork from a bottle. Sometimes it 
 resembles the process of extracting a refractory molar, but 
 these general remarks cannot apply to Miss Marie D'Arc, 
 who is certainly one of the most business-like and com- 
 municative person I have ever had the privilege of 
 interviewing. One incident further is worth relating. 
 At the close of the Calcutta season a magnificent 
 toui'nament was opened on the Maidan close to Marionette 
 Theatre. The autliorities, with great lack of fine feeling 
 sought to convert the Doll's tent into a dressing-room and 
 latrine for tlie cavalry. The insult was too much for poor 
 Marie^ like Rachael of old, slie lifted up her voice, wept 
 and refused to be comforted. Rumour says she went down 
 0^1 her knees and cursed Col. Chatterton and the Lieut-
 
 D'ARCS MARIONETTES. 187 
 
 Governor. This however I deny ; "Sweet Marie" is far too 
 sensible to make such a blunder, there is absolutely no 
 truth in the statement. Calcutta, however, Avill talk, and 
 no one witli any sense will try to make the city of 
 Palaces inarticulate. After this Marie sold the theatre 
 to a Chinaman at a pmHt, aiid left aliruptly.
 
 CHAPTER XXV. 
 
 INTERVIEW WITH MISS LUCIA HARWOOD. 
 
 After several months of blazing Leafc which enervates 
 the body and lowers the mental atmosphere, Calcutta hails 
 with tepid acclamation the cold season, which just supplies 
 the requisite mental and physical tonic. Players from the 
 Westmust not be surprised at tlie apathetic reception given 
 to even the most vivacious and soul-stitring creation which 
 moves the hearts of those in the temperate zone. The 
 problems of life which touch the finest and most recondite 
 springs of tlie western play-goer, fail to excite the jaded 
 nerves of the Anglo-Indian, whose mind has been churned 
 into froth over the falling rupee, sanitary reform, and 
 Municipal misdoings. Body and nerves have undergone 
 a species of evaporation detrimental to all enthusiasm. 
 Calcutta, liowever, can coldly appreciate good acting, while 
 it shrinks from any demonstration of its feelings.' The shy, 
 reticent faculties of the English are as strong in Calcutta 
 as in Kensinorton.
 
 MISS LUCIA IIARWOOD. 189 
 
 Saturday's exhibition at the Corinthian has shown that 
 the new Company both deserve and are entitled to a friendly 
 reception. Its most noticeable feature is its refinement, 
 good elocution, and absence of vulgarity, A manager once 
 remarked to me : "It is easy to procure a good play, hand- 
 some women and fine dresses, but to get people to speak 
 pure English is not easy." The present Company labours 
 lender no such disadvantage. Those who visit the Corin- 
 thian this season will find both ladies and gentlemen, from 
 whom the " golden youth" of Calcutta can learn at least 
 good manners and refinement. A general criticism is not 
 my object, I wish ratlier to supply a brief study of the 
 talented lady who has already given us an admirable repre- 
 sentation of "The Notorious Mrs. Ebbsmith," a play whicli 
 created a sensation when produced in London. Mr. 
 Pinero, the brilliant dramatist, is said to have scored his 
 highest in this piece. The play has undoubtedly some fine 
 situations ; the language is full of mental champagne, and 
 the satire is in good taste. It deals with the vexed problem 
 of marriage, a topic which is getting a trifle stale. We are 
 having too much of it ; one may love oysters, but no one 
 cares to eat them by the barrel. 
 
 Mrs. Ebbsmith is simply an exaggerated representation 
 of the socialistic tendency of our day. The Duke of 
 St. Olpherts represents a section of the pohshed but 
 depraved aristocracy. Religion is exhibited in the muscular 
 or Broa'd church type. The marriage question Ijas been 
 simply done to death by lady writers : a few useful, and 
 several pernicious opinions have been let loose. Mr.
 
 190 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 Pinero simply plays round the subject, indicating the evil, 
 but offering no solution. No one, not even Tolstoi, has 
 shown us a path out of this human jungle. Fine language 
 and delicate irony, however, does not make a play ; its 
 defects are apparent. A bald-headed, pink-nosed gentle- 
 man, with an eye-glass and a ribbon that looked like a 
 decoration, sitting in one of the stalls before me, remarked : 
 " The old duke is the best thing in the show." The 
 observation is not deficient in truth, and, like the proverbial 
 straw, showed how the wind of public opinion drifts in the 
 City of Palaces. 
 
 The play has one striking situation wliicli arrests 
 attention. It would appear that Mrs. Ebbsmith during the 
 stress and storm of life derived no comfort from the Sacred 
 Book. Receiving it as a gift from a parting friend, a 
 mute reminder of a sacred obligation, rather than a peace 
 offering, the Bible was left behind much as a sheriff's officer 
 is put in possession of a house, as a security and evidence 
 of the Law. The wounded lieart of tlie outraged woman 
 found utterance in an impassioned soul-stirring denunci- 
 ation, winding up by flinging the Book in the fire. A 
 moment after, she stultified herself by rescuing the volume 
 from destruction with a piercing shriek of liorror. The 
 situation was highly dramatic, but absolutely false to life. 
 For, once the shackles of convention are broken the victim 
 never returns to the mental fetich. Enlightenment may 
 halt on its journey, it never goes back to ignorant-e. The 
 young maiden is a closed book, her possibilities unknown ; 
 marriage breaks tlie seal ; the promise of youth may be
 
 MISS LUCIA IIARWOOD. 191 
 
 fulfilled but the matron never becomes a maid, her feet 
 never go back over tlie brook she l)as passed. 
 
 The presentation of tlie wronged woman was a fine 
 piece of acting which did Miss Harwood credit, revealing 
 the undoubted capacities of the actress. Indeed, tlirough- 
 ■oufc the piece, her fine presence, stately action, and careful 
 attention to minute details favourably impressed the 
 audience. Her emotions were kept well under control — • 
 perhaps too well. One expected an explosion somewhere, 
 and we Avere proportionably disappointed when it did not 
 <?ome. Twice only did she abandon herself to those 
 passionate yearnings surging in her bosom. 
 
 The advantage of a private interview enables me to give 
 the public some additional items connected with this 
 talented artiste. Sitting on a low chair and surrounded 
 with a mass of floating drapery. Miss Harwood graciously 
 submitted to a catechism on her profession, 
 
 " I want you to tell me something about yourself," I 
 inquired ; " when you came out, and how you received your 
 education ?" 
 
 " Well, strictly speaking, I never came out," answered 
 Miss Harwood, while her dark eyes and mobile countenance 
 suddenly lit up like one of the electric lamps in the Eden 
 Gardens which, no matter how pt'epared for the illumination, 
 is always a pleasant surprise. " It seems to me I have 
 been alwtiys before the public. You must know 1 am the 
 daughter of an actor. I hardly remember ever being off the 
 stage, so I don't know when I came on. At ten I was
 
 192 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 princess Elizabeth in the play of " Charles I.," and took 
 children's parts till I became a woman." 
 
 " With what Theatre have you been most associated ?" 
 I enquired. 
 
 " The Lyceum. T have received the best training 
 under Sir Henry Irving. I also travelled with them, and 
 played for over four years in Australia." 
 
 " Well, you have got over all your nervousness," I 
 remarked stupidly. 
 
 "E'ot at all, I'm nervous of you now," she replied, 
 with a mirthful look in her brown eyes which threw 
 considerable doubt on the asseveration. 
 
 " Now be fair," I implored, " and tell me honestly what 
 chance has a middle-aged, decidedly ugly, old bachelor 
 confronting a princess of laughter ; tears and surely the 
 nervousness must be all on his side ?" 
 
 Miss Harwood flatly declined to entertain my proposition. 
 
 "Suppose we wave the subject," I persisted, "and you 
 tell me who taught you elocution ?" 
 
 " Everything, down to dancing and fencing, I learned 
 from my 'dear old Dad.' We used to practise for hours 
 with the foils together." An expression like a gleam of 
 evening sunshine over a lovely landscape came into her 
 countenance : it spoke of home, love and gentleness. The 
 word Father has the altar-fire in it, rousing the best 
 thoughts. It convinced me that a warm heart beat some- 
 where under the multiple folds of drapery, which imperious 
 Fashion votes to be the right thing for the modern woman. 
 I am an old Pagan, on the side of the Greeks, who regard
 
 j\tISS LUCIA HARWOOD. K)3 
 
 the human figure as divine, deeming it a sin to conceal the 
 outlines of the body. An eel-skin costume to the waist 
 followed by floating drapery to the feet would be my 
 positive recommendation even in the face of the infallible 
 Worth. 
 
 " How do you study your parts ? I mean how do you 
 get a glimpse of the character you wish to personate ?" 
 
 " Surely there is only one way." 
 
 " There are fifty," I answered, perceiving her evasion. 
 " I am afraid you're not serious." 
 
 " Well, I'm trying to be, if you will only let me," she 
 added gravely while her eyes told a different story. " As a 
 rule my first impression of a character is always the best. 
 If 1 don't like it at first, I rarely take to it. Having made 
 the selection I learn the words, and, while playing the part, 
 I merge my whole individuality into it, so much so that I 
 never perceive the face of one of the audience." 
 
 " Have you any particular line — any class of character 
 you prefer to personate ?" 
 
 " No." 
 
 " Do you mean to say that your taste for the grave and 
 gay is the same without any preference to one more than 
 the other ?" 
 
 " That's precisely what I wish to convey. I feel as 
 much at home in tragedy as in comedy." 
 
 " I never would suppose it," I answered bluntly, "T 
 should imagine your love of fun and desire to bewitch f)eople 
 would incline you more to comedy than serious parts. You 
 are a puzzle to me."
 
 194 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 " I am a puzzle to myself occasionally" slie answered. 
 *' Now would you like my candid opinion of you writers ?" 
 she asked with a look of mischief, 
 
 " Certainly not," I answered. " I am not so hungry 
 for self-improvement as to invite an opinion on myself." 
 
 " Then you have the advantage of us women," she said 
 gravely. 
 
 " How so ?" I inquired. 
 
 " You have no curiosity." She paused while I waited 
 for her to speak. Presently she looked up : " Very well. 
 If you won't listen to my opinion on writers in general, and 
 somehody in particular, I will ask you to come and see me 
 in ' Mrs. Ebbsmith.' You will then know whether I can 
 fill a serious part." 
 
 " That I shall do," I answered. "May I ask what 
 authors interest you, or do you care for reading ?" 
 
 " Oh I what a question ! I simply adore reading. 
 When I was a little girl I used to save all my pocket money 
 to buy Scott's novels. I have read them all over several 
 times. I vibrate between Dickens and Scott." 
 
 " I should not have thought that Scott furnished any 
 of your mental scenery ?" 
 
 " Really, so you have had some idea of me before. I 
 should so much like to know what it was ?" 
 
 "lean get a picture, without going to the photo- 
 graphers, of any one I want to see, by an act of concen- 
 tration. To explain the process would, however, be difficult. 
 It must now take myself off, thanking you for the very
 
 MISS LUCIA HARWOOD. 195 
 
 agreeable time spent in your society. I will tell the people 
 of Calcutta about you." 
 
 And so I parted with the " Princess Lucia," a gifted 
 creature, full of. Heaven knows what, dreams and fancies of 
 the golden Orient. An hour with such a bundle of mental 
 fireworks would make one long for the society of a healthy 
 fool.
 
 CHAPTER XXVI. 
 
 AN INTERVIEW WITH MR. MAPLES. 
 
 Accohdino to an old legend King Tarcacious had five 
 handsome daughters, all eager to be married. The king 
 promised to provide tliem with husbands on one condition — 
 that they were to complete the working of a piece of 
 tapestry on a certain date. The girls set to work with 
 alacrity ; their father, however, contrived that a servant at 
 night should undo the work of each day. Under these 
 circumstances matrimony become a remote contingency. 
 The king wished to inculcate patience, and also convince his 
 daughters that learning and unlearning was the lesson of life. 
 Sooner or later we have all to acknowledge the wisdom of 
 this cruel mandate, and that even the best of intentions will 
 not guard us against indiscreet zeal. 
 
 Tlie working of the Tramway Company in our town has 
 caused much dissatisfaction and constant complaint. With 
 thevifwof getting at the root of the difficulty afi interview 
 with tlie superintendent was solicited, and the request was 
 courteously granted.
 
 MR. MAPLES. 197 
 
 " Tlie working of your trams has not given satisfaction, 
 Mr. Maples," I reuiarked while seated before tliat gentle- 
 man in his office. 
 
 " The public would be glad to hear what you have to 
 say on the matter." 
 
 Mr. jMaples is a squarely built man with strength written 
 on every line of his hard face and figure ; his moustache is 
 iron-gray ; a huge pair of circumtlex eye-brows shadow 
 deep-set eyes. The whole cast of his countenance reminds 
 me of Prince Bismarck. He speaks with slowness and 
 deliberation, and I became magnetically conscious of a man 
 of unusual strength before lie opened his lips. 
 
 " We are always glad to receive the comments of the 
 public, no matter how adverse the criticism," remarked Mr. 
 Maples in a cold, deliberate voice, vphile the accent in which 
 it was uttered betrayed deep sensitiveness ; "nor do we shirk 
 criticism, but on tlie contrary invite it, for we are always 
 willing to take advice vrhen we find it of value. But what 
 we do object to" — here he paused, and he glanced keenly at 
 me, as if he intended to penetrate my inner consciousness — 
 " what we do object to," lie repeated, " is unreasonable 
 abuse and slashing comments from those who do not con- 
 sider our difficulties, and take no pains to ascertain the 
 obstructions, climatic and otherwise, which impede our work. 
 We have received a great deal of unmerited abuse, and the 
 greatest offender among our critics is Dr. Bowles Daly 
 himself^ wfio has not only found fault, but used his pen to 
 stigmatise and ridicule us, who likened our cars to street 
 ambulances and stamped tliem as a disgrace to civilisatio^J.
 
 198 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 I can give his very words, for I have preserved them" — 
 whereupon he got up and left the room, returning with two 
 bulky volumes of press cuttings. It may be flattering to 
 an author to know that his casual words are treasured by 
 somebody, but my own feeling is one of positive detestation 
 of everything I have written. The art of glueing words 
 together so that they may be felt, causes infinite trouble. I 
 requested Mr. Maples to spare me the recital of my own 
 words. In justice to his aggrieved feelings, I had to listen 
 to a severe lecture on my shortcomings. It was quite 
 useless to explain that tlie editor of a newspaper, with a 
 hundred demands on his time, cannot judicially examine the 
 merits of all the cases brought before his notice. 
 
 Mr. Maples had his say, but eventually relaxed and 
 showed me that he was both a just and reasonable man. 
 
 " You can't deny, Mr. Maples, that the spectacle of 
 sixteen carriages in a line delayed for half-an-hour, as is 
 often Been on the Bow Bazar Road, indicates a condition 
 of rottenness in the Kingdom of Denmark. ITow, in a 
 word, tell me how do you account for it ?" 
 
 Having cornered me in his own office, I was determined 
 to let off a few spare guns. I was not going to submit 
 without a kick or a struggle. 
 
 Mr. Maples eyed me with murder in his glance, but his 
 words were pacific. 
 
 "*We have one thousand and fifty horses enjployed. 
 In the cold weather there are from 5 to 20 in the infirmary. 
 ^Tust now the number has gone up from 100 to 120. The
 
 MR. MAPLES. 199 
 
 horses are done up often after one journe3\ The people are 
 most unreasonable." 
 
 " Do you ever contemplate the idea of substituting 
 electricity for horse-power ?" I inquired, 
 
 " Yes. AVe have a proposal before the Government at 
 present. India ouglit to be the first country to adopt any 
 change from horse-power ; the climate is so trying." • 
 
 " Is there any likelihood of the proposal being accepted ?" 
 
 " We hope for the best. But any change which involves 
 expenditure is slower in this country than any I know." 
 
 " Don't you think more places of shelter for the horses 
 while wailing to be yoked would be an improvement — the 
 Esplanade corner, for instance." 
 
 " Yes, more covered places are wanted. But how are 
 we to get them ? You have no idea what a long time we 
 were asking before we got that place near the High Court. 
 And were it not for the interest Judge Norris took in the 
 matter, we would have failed altogether." 
 
 " Well, I am glad to see that you are alive to this 
 want," I answered. 
 
 " Yes, we perceive what is wanting, as well as editors of 
 papers ; but we have to make the best of the circumstances," 
 he answered with a sly kick at the press. 
 
 " Your cars are not objects of beauty," 1 interjected 
 carelessly, by way of return, "and the poor scare-crows 
 who drive and take the tickets, seem to be clad in the cast- 
 of? clotlfts of the military infirmary." , 
 
 " We are adding ten to fifteen new cars every year ; 
 we can't afford to change the whole rolling stock to satisfy
 
 200 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 aesthetic requirements. As for the clothes of ticket-collectors 
 and drivers, they are certainly not attractive. If we were a 
 dividend-paying company I should have them in uniform, 
 but we are not in a condition to admit of the extra 
 expenditure." 
 
 "What dividend does the company pay ?" 
 
 " Hardly two per cent." 
 
 " There is another point I wish to mention. By way of 
 improven)ent, miglit not the front seats be cushioned and 
 reserved for the respectable class ?" 
 
 " This was tried, but signally failed ; the baboos 
 crowded in and refused tlie extra charge, so it was dis- 
 continued." 
 
 " Could tliere not be a little more done in the way of 
 transfer tickets ?" 1 asked. " It seems to me that this 
 accommodation might be greatly extended." 
 
 " Well, we tried it, but the amount of dishonesty which 
 it provoked, checked our hands." 
 
 " Did the dishonesty proceed from your own people or 
 the public ? I notice that tlie number of inspectors seems 
 excessive." 
 
 " No, our staff are fairly honest, but the public try to 
 swindle us by qxqvj trick in their power," 
 
 " There is just one other point on which I should like 
 to get information. Why is it you use metal instead of 
 leather collars on your horses ? I have not noticed this in 
 any country but India." " 
 
 " Metal is the best. It has only recently been employed. 
 It is lighter and less liable to cause abrasions of the
 
 MR. MAPLES. 201 
 
 skin, and it does not get out of shape like leatlier collars. 
 We adopt the metal collar because, though \i costs more, it 
 lasts longer." 
 
 Feeling that my catechism was becoming tiresome, I 
 wished Mr. Maples to give me a general idea of the whole 
 business. " Well, it is not easy," he answered, " to sum- 
 marise the details of a large concern, but this is how we 
 stand. The company was floated in England with a capital 
 of £400,000, and the shareliolder,-: are chiefly English. 
 We pay Rs. 35,000 a year, to (he Municipality for track 
 rent, and the repairs of the road cost about Es. 70,000 
 more. The J'^nglish Tramway Companies never pay any 
 rent, except wliere the manicipality constructs its own lines. 
 The Calcutta Municipality charge the Tramway Company a 
 rent on a sliding scale, increasing in amount every four 
 years. In 1803 we had a hard fight Avitli the Municipality. 
 We wanted them to abolish the track rent, which then 
 amounted to half a lakh per annum. They conceded fifteen 
 thousand rupees a year for five years, on the condition that 
 we were not to pay more than 3^ per cent dividend. If this 
 concession was not made us, we would have given up the 
 concern. Our expenses are very heavy. The rails used 
 first were cheap and had to be abandoned ; those used now 
 are costly and more durable. We employ a great many 
 hands. The cost of maintaining the lines in Calcutta is 
 more than three times the cost in Bombay. The rent 
 proposed i5y the Madras Municipality is only Rs. 2U0 per 
 annum, and the company is exempted from taxes on their 
 buildings and other properties ; even the Rangoon Muni-
 
 202 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 cipality has shown decided generosity to their company in 
 the matter of track rent. The original agreement between 
 the Corporation and the Tramways Company was based on 
 tlie assumption that the traffic would yield an income of 
 £102,500 sterling, bat it never reached that figure. Our 
 receipts in 1881 were £20,251 ; in five years they rose to 
 £18,788 ; and in 1892 they grew to £70,258. It is very 
 doubtful whether they will ever reach the sum contemplated. 
 Our expenditure has lately exceeded £64,000. I think, 
 however, with all our drawbacks we have done well. In 
 1881 we carried 3,267,559 passengers, and in 1892 the 
 number was 12,623,387. About a million passengers a 
 month is our present figure. There, I think, I have given 
 you a tolerably accurate sketch of our position. I shall be 
 happy to supply you with the exact figures any time you 
 want them on your giving me a little notice. So, you see, 
 we don't shirk criticism. We are doing our best, but for 
 our unavoidable shortcomings, we claim some consideration." 
 After thanking Mr. Maples for the privilege of the 
 interview, I withdrew. The information elicited, will enable 
 the public to judge whether 1 have been too severe in my 
 strictures, while commenting on the inconvenience to whicli 
 a large section of the public have been subjected. I believe 
 Mr. Maples to be a humane man and an upright public 
 servant, desirous of doing his duty fairly to the people, but 
 beset by difficulties which rightly entitles him to the 
 consi/leration he claims. We are all compelled to learn the 
 lesson King Tarcacious tried to instill, and it is worth 
 learning, for it helps to smooth the path of life.
 
 CHAPTER XXVII. 
 
 AN INTERVIEW WITH THE PRINCIPAL, 
 SEEBPOOR COLLEGE. 
 
 Lord Wolsley entertains a Iiigh opinion of the Chinese- 
 people, wliich even theii' recent defeat has not altered. 
 " That's just what they wanted, to rouse them from their 
 apathy," he remarked. Whatever value may be attached to 
 tliis opinion, — and the words of so eminent a soldier certain- 
 ly deserves respect — it will be readily admitted that the 
 Chinese are a frugal, thrifty race. The absence of the above 
 qualities are the main cause of much of the poverty of the 
 English workmen. John Bull foolishly believes that the way 
 to happiness lies through the kitchen, and the stomach is the 
 pope to which every knee must bow. A German is capable 
 of living on the smell of a greased rag, while a Chinaman 
 can subsist on a handful of roots, and regards " cold puppy" 
 as fair aldermanic. Without any exaggeration the yellow 
 man can live where the white would starve.
 
 204 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 POSSIBILITIES. 
 
 If the Chinaman bursts his barriers and gets over the 
 religious scruple of annually worshipping the bones of his 
 grandfather, a yellow wave is certain to spread over India, 
 Australia and perhaps farther west. His presence at any 
 rate will have to be reckoned with, in one way or another, 
 before many years are over. At present small groups 
 from the flowery land have penetrated into English and 
 American territory, and these look as if they came to stay. 
 In Calcutta the Chinaman has adopted the shoe and 
 ■carpentry trade, driving out the Eurasian who is powerless 
 to compete with liim. John not only works well but so 
 cheaply, that we cannot now dispense with his services ; for 
 he has made himself a necessary factor in our social life, 
 fastening like a limpid on the whole length of Bentinck 
 Street, which the Municipality has considerately reduced to 
 the condition of a back street in Canton solely for his 
 benefit ; unsavoury smells and rotten vegetation are to him 
 insignificant trifles. The Chinaman's naked body, abundant 
 pig tail and roomy "contintiations" are to be seen all day 
 long, hovering about the scene of his labour ; while deep 
 into the niglit, under the light of a faint lamp, he bends 
 with the devotion of a saint over his sewing-machine, which, 
 thanks to modern civilisation, has become one of his tutelary 
 gods. This, however, is only the visible Chinaman ; the 
 invisibU brothers whose name are Legion, live down the 
 lane. Tliey work in relaj's, twenty in a small room, and of 
 these rooms there are an indefinite number. One Chinaman
 
 PRINCIPAL, SE EBP OOP COLLEGE. 205 
 
 so closely follows his brother in dress and facial expression, 
 that they are as like . as one rotten q^^ is to another. 
 !N"o one but God and Sir John Lambert can number the 
 species who are now "pigging" an existence in the classic 
 neighbourhood of Chandney Choke, a part of Calcutta 
 which resembles an old English Stilton fashionably "high," 
 where the human microbe festers and wriggles, until the* 
 whole cheese seems a moveable mass. 
 
 THE DOa IN THE MANGER POLICY. 
 
 When England forced China, at the point of the 
 bayonet, to open her ports to the British trader, a remnant 
 of conscience suggested "Treaty Obligations" between the 
 two countries. These gave the Chinamen a right of access 
 to all the British possessions. It is surely a short-sighted 
 policy of our sturdy Australian Colonists to seek to 
 exclude Chinese labour in the face of these commercial 
 compacts, ef3pecially when half the country is in the tropics, 
 where white men cannot be employed to cultivate the soil. 
 There is even another consideration which should not be 
 omitted. By leaving part of the land uncultivated, sooner 
 than admit another race, the colonists are simply cancelling 
 a large portion of the assets on the security of which they 
 have borrowed so much British capital. Here is, however, 
 the point I wish to come to, and one of exceeding impor- 
 tance. As long as we neglect to give our people a sound 
 technical 'and industrial education, we are paviny Uie way 
 for the Mongolian tribes, — the Goths and Huns of the 
 East — and a Yellow invasion, if not conquest, is sure to
 
 206 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 follow. Japan has given us an object lesson which it would 
 be unwise to disregard. 
 
 The above considerations have prompted me to visit the 
 chief Engineering College ia Bengal, to see what steps 
 have been taken to meet the difficulty. A polite invita- 
 tion from Mr. Slater, the Principal, afforded me the 
 'desired information to which I invite public attention. 
 
 THE ROAD TO 8EEBP00R COLLEGE. 
 
 The drive across the Maidan in the early morning 
 exhibited this beautiful park at its best. A lierd of cattle 
 cropped the green herbage that a few weeks ago looked like 
 brown paper ; the taper masts in the river etched sharp 
 lines on a background of luminous blue. The Bed Eoad 
 was deserted. A few horsemen, enjoying their morning 
 ride, cantered over the vivid green sward ; the Fort barracks 
 lifted its high windows to look over the guns and get a 
 breath of the morning air ; the High Court like the Doge's 
 Palace in Venice stood calm and solid, the majesty of the 
 Law giving it an air of dignified repose ; the dome of the 
 Post Office suggested otlier scenes ; Dufferin, in his grand 
 uniform posed witli cynical smile, looking down the Red 
 Road. His lordship appeared rather mouldy in the rains ; 
 an insolent crow was perched on his head, whose loud 
 cawing detracted from the dignity of the great diplomat. 
 Merging into Dalhousie Square and out on the Howrah 
 bridge,, seemed a plunge from the sublime to the vulgar 
 commonplace, a rapid descent from the patrician region of 
 the official to flat Municipal slovenliness.
 
 PRINCIPAL, SEEBPOOR COLLEGE. 207 
 
 There is a frankness about a back door which is not to 
 be found at a front entrance. Howrah is the back door of 
 Calcutta where great ware-houses are situated, marked with 
 solitary letters of the alphabet, indicating solid sordid 
 wealth ; here are work-sheds, monster steam rafts, lumbering 
 trucks and sharp railway lines, shooting in all directions and 
 focusing the traffic of the city. The sun in all his glory 
 can throw no gleam of splendour on unlovely Howrah, for 
 no eyes but those of the money-grubber can look down on 
 the Talkal Ghat highway with anything but sentiments of 
 ■dissatisfaction. 
 
 This road is full of slush, mud and holes, a traction 
 engine never boomed tliat way ; ragged plantains and 
 feathery bamboos bend down in whispering murmurs over 
 tanks green with age and redolent with offensive odour. 
 Here women drapped in dingy red with brown tatooed arms 
 glistening with silver and shellac ornaments come to drink, 
 bathe and gossip while they wasli their clothes. A miscel- 
 laneous collection fills the bazaars ; dishes of unwliolesome 
 sweet-meats studded with blue flies, innumerable curry stuffs 
 red, pale-yellow and snuff coloured, like the ashes of a 
 corpse ; dripping balls of native tobacco with coarse 
 cocoanut hookhas, piles of brown unglazed crockery, and 
 Manchester cottons. Stacks of firewood filled up tlie chinks 
 that divided ramshakle dwellings consisting of mud and 
 wattles, while a few liouses are built of brick without mortar 
 of an unhealthy hue as if they caught the measles froift each 
 other. Cakes of cow droppings were carefully dried in tlie 
 sun under the superintendence of little naked boys ; an inlgy
 
 208 R\WrAN SKETCHES AXD RAMBLES. 
 
 drain of liquid mud stood before the houses, near wliich a 
 large porker indolently reclined with audible sighs of satis- 
 faction. !N"ear her was seated a naked Baboo with a bosom 
 like a fat woman, while a swarm of brown children sat beside- 
 him on the same low platform. I passed by two men 
 stretched on tlieir backs in a chnrpoi/ chanting the Koran, 
 while the inevitable tom-tom sounded from an inner room. 
 The liuman, animal and vegetable products were rank and 
 tropical in their growth, and all looked unsavoury to 
 contemplate. 
 
 THE COLLEGE 
 
 consists of two or tliree blocks of buildings with several 
 sheds and out-offioes covering an area of seventy acres. It 
 was built by Bishop ]Middleton in tlie early part of the 
 century '"for the honour of God in India " and intended 
 for missionary work. The good Bishop Heber who came 
 out in 1823 took an interest in the College and sought to 
 make it a central educational force with the district 
 committee in Madras, Bombay and Colombo. For thirty 
 years it engaged in fitful educational work ; it failed through 
 want of unity, the agents of the two religious societies 
 could not agree. The buildings then fell into the hands of 
 the P. W. T>. " As a college I can hardly say it is 
 complete yet," remarked Mr. Slater as he led me through 
 the workshops. 
 
 "We are, however, progressing slowly. It was djflficult 
 to get anything out of Sir Charles Elliott, who hardly 
 understood the advantage of such an institution. Before
 
 PRINCIPAL, SEEBPOOR COLLEGE. 209 
 
 he left, however the Government made us a grant wliioli 
 Las set us going." 
 
 " To make it a working institution a good deal of 
 money is necessary," I added. 
 
 "Yes, there is where the shoe pinches. The apparatus 
 and instruments are costly and the initial expenses, however 
 economically we go to work, must be heavy. There are 
 a great many things I want, but I must wait until the 
 Government approves. The restriction on the purchase of 
 European articles gives me the greatest trouble. It often 
 takes three to six months before this takes place, conse- 
 quently all my bills and payments are delayed." 
 
 Mr. Slater took me over the workshops where carpen- 
 ters, smiths, iron and brass founders were at work, and 
 explained and pointed out many minute points of interest 
 in the respective machines. 
 
 " We do all our own house work, mend our own instru- 
 ments, and construct machines as far as our capacities 
 admit. Every thing required about the buildings is done 
 by the students. There is an instructor for each depart- 
 ment. Of course if I got skilled men in, I could get 
 througli all this more rapidly," he said, pointing to a 
 laboratory table, fitted with taps, gas pipes, tanks and the 
 complicated arrangements necessary for chemical experi- 
 ments, " this however would not be so profitable to the 
 students."* • 
 
 " What do you do with the machine you build ?" 
 I asked, seeing several steel lathes in the shed. , 
 
 XIV
 
 210 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 " \Ye sell tliein at a reduced rate to the technical schools 
 affiliated to the college. In fact, when we get an order we 
 can furnish a technical shop complete, for nearly a third of 
 what it would cost if the articles were ordered from 
 England." 
 
 " How far are you moving with the times, Mr. Slater, 
 I mean with regard to modern science?" 
 
 " Well, pretty closely" he remarked, "we have got an 
 Electric plant, and in a short time we hope to have the 
 Avhole college lit with electric light. We also teach 
 photography. I will show you a specimen of our micros- 
 copic slides which we mount ourselves, when we go into 
 the model room." 
 
 " Do you make your own gas ?" I asked. 
 
 " INo, we hope to do so soon. As I remarked before, 
 we are not at all complete yet, we do some of our own 
 foundary work. We want however a good steam hammer. 
 We haA'e no apparatus to lift heavy articles. 
 
 " Here is something I want to show you" and he 
 pointed to the frame work of a small yacht. This was a 
 very creditable piece of work. 
 
 " We hope to be able to fit it up complete." 
 
 " You seem to be more or less in a transition state," 
 1 remarked. 
 
 " Yes, the Board of works had first possession of 
 the place. The teaching then was unsatisfactory and 
 desu1!tory. Now we are getting into better form." 
 
 I inspected two or three of these classes. The geo- 
 enetrical drawinsrs were fair and the colouring careful.
 
 PRINCIPAL, SEEBPOOR COLLEGE. 211 
 
 I did not see any free-hand drawing. On a long table was 
 extended a plan of a railway line with all the bridges and 
 roads marked off. As we entered the room, I was amused 
 to see one student perched like a bird on the drawing table, 
 while his body was bent down over his toes, filling in the 
 sketch, a pocket handkerchief under his feet protected tlie 
 paper from being soiled. Mr. Slater evidently disapproved • 
 of this acrobatic method of drawing, a wave of his hand 
 induced the birdlike craftsman to abandon his position. 
 He leapt d lightly to the ground. I doubt if a European 
 student could achieve this even if he tried. 
 
 " Do the students receive any physical education ?" 
 I inquired. 
 
 " Yes, I make athletics compulsory on every student 
 Avho joins. Our recreation and reading rooms are satis- 
 factory. We get all the scientific books and reviews, with 
 a small amount of fiction and books of travel." 
 
 I was very much pleased with the model roou), which 
 though small was well furnished. There is an excellent 
 model of a Colliery, shewing every part of the work, 
 the cradle, shaft, pumps, and furnaces. It would not take 
 a smart boy three days to understand the whole working 
 from this excellent model. There were also some fine 
 specimens of Indian wood in a glass case arranged like 
 volumes in a library shewing the colour, grain, and hardness 
 of each specimen. An assortment of the various woods in 
 India an'd Burmah would form a valuable additi(ju to a 
 student's knowledge. 
 
 " How many young men are in the College ?'" I inquired.
 
 212 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 *' About three hundred. You will find all our rules in. 
 a paniplilet which I shall give you. We admit about forty- 
 even' year, and we send out a similar number." 
 
 '• What prospect has a lad leaving here ?*' 
 
 " Very fair, he may earn from Rs. 200 a month, and 
 run up to Rs. 1500, if he comes in at the right time and 
 ' is properly equipped ; he must remain with us from two to 
 three years." 
 
 " And what is the whole cost of the education yearly 
 including extras ?" 
 
 "About Rs. 300. A sum which would not cover the 
 third of his education in Europe." 
 
 "Tell me, Mr. Slater, what you think of the Government 
 B. A. the silk purse made out of the bristly material 
 Sir Alfred Croft is so fond of ?" 
 
 " The B. A. who graduates in honours is not bad of his 
 kind, but the ordinary B. A. is a very poor product of 
 education, worthless to himself and useless to the country. 
 Formerly his value was about Rs. 50 a mouth, now he is 
 dear at Rs. 25. In fact he is a drug in the market." 
 
 " Where does his education break down ?" I asked. 
 
 "Well, in the first place his English is deficient, he 
 understands nothing, and next the only faculty exercised 
 is memory. Three months after the examination a brash 
 might sweep his mind clean off all the knowledge he 
 crammed." 
 
 " Is»there nothing left ? " I asked desirous of getting 
 the opinion of so eminent an authority as the Principal of 
 the Engineering College."
 
 PRINCIPAL, SERB POOR COLLEGE. 213 
 
 " Yes, a colossal conceit which spoils all his chances in 
 life, except those of a matrimonial character. The degree 
 has an appreciable value in the purchase of a husband." 
 
 I asked Mr. Slater if he had any proposal to enlarge and 
 extend the scope of the College. His answer was significant. 
 
 " No : the poverty of industrial enterprise does not 
 justify enlarging our training establishment. I doubt if 
 the country could absorb more than three hundred students 
 in this work." 
 
 Just imagine Bengal with its seventy millions, a country 
 as large as the whole German Empire, unable to find 
 employment for more than 300 technical and industrial 
 students. It was only in 1889 that England took the 
 first step by passing the Technical Education Act. In 
 1890 she set aside £750,000 for scientific and technical 
 education, what was known as the Gosclieu fund. Out of 
 the £750,000, £600,000 was being devoted to technical 
 education. Private donations were even more Hberal still. 
 The result is that technical schools in England have multi- 
 plied by leaps and bounds. The Polytechnic alone educates 
 students in every craft to the amount of 30,000 every year. 
 Then contrast the life of those classes, the energy displayed. 
 Thinking of these and the German and Swiss Schools, one 
 cannot help feeling sad for the 300 millions of Indians, 
 forty millions out of the number not knowing where to get 
 a scanty breakfast. 
 
 I comn^end to the earnest attention of Sir Aley«ander 
 ■» 
 Mackenzie, the Seebpore College. The chemical laboratory 
 
 is absurdly deficient, not room for two dogs to dance in it.
 
 214 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 The whole institution is starved, dwarfed, and absohitely 
 inadequate to the wants of so vast and populous a province. 
 Every branch of sound education is neglected by the 
 Government, while money is poured out like water on 
 Departmental Jobbery and military schemes. To crown 
 the evil, there is no breeze of healthy public opinion to 
 expose rascality and bring in reform. 
 
 A jetty would be an advantage both to the Botanical 
 Gardens as well as the College. The Howrah route is 
 described with the view of suggesting a better moans of 
 reaching those useful institutions. Tlianking Mr. Slater 
 for his courtesy, I returned thinking sadly of tlie miserable 
 educational efforts made by the Director of Public Instriic 
 tion to meet the wants of the times, and satisfy the 
 requirements of this huge pauper warren. A tenth rate 
 town in Germany would be ashamed to own so deficient an 
 Institution as the Seebpore College, and no country boast- 
 ing of any intelligence, would elect as its Director a man 
 of such slender capacity and small organising power. Yet 
 when he retires, his clique will flood him with testimonials 
 and try to give him a statue in the Maidan.
 
 CHAPTER XXVIII. 
 
 OUTWITTING THE SAHEB. 
 
 Nobody klle^y Low Appn Hami became MucIIiyar ; wlieu 
 
 lie got the office lie possessed notliing that he could call Lis 
 
 own but Lis skin. In a few years Le became so disgustinsi'ly 
 
 rich tliat everyone in Matara envied him. The Mudliyar 
 
 sucked up money as though his fingers Avere fashioned 
 
 like the tentacles of an octopus, while the prosperity of 
 
 the people under Lis jurisdiction sensibly decreased. He 
 
 attended auctions and sales of property ; as Lead man of 
 
 tLe district he had his share in every robbery that was 
 
 committed, in fact wherever a penny was to be turned, tlie 
 
 Mudliyar turned it into his pocket. 
 
 As the number of his years increased, the front of his 
 
 waist-coat assumed more and more the appearance of a 
 
 jierfect arch. In stature he was short and stunted : (here 
 
 was very little of him, but all that was there, was vicious. 
 
 He had a weaselv face with ferrety eves which winked like 
 » "■ - - 
 
 sickly stars under bushy eyebrows. His hair was refcellious, 
 more like a wire-fence than anything else ; his legs short 
 and fleshy, his voice shrill, Lis langL a dry cackle wliich
 
 216 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 sounded like the rinsing out of a bottle. If you had any 
 doubt about the Darwinian theory as to the descent of man 
 from the lower animals, that doubt vanished when you 
 looked at the Mudliyar, for the dullest intellect became 
 magnetically conscious that a Chimpanzee or two must be 
 among his ancestors. 
 
 His accomplishments were few but striking. He could 
 praise, fawn, bully, cheat, and tell a lie with an artless 
 simplicity which would impose on a Chetty. He had a 
 great power of shaking hands, always impressing the owner 
 of the hand shaken, that he the shaker was by the process 
 covered with glory and steeped with delight. Yet, with all 
 this, he was not happy ; there are lees even in the cup of a 
 rich man. 
 
 The Mudliyar had two sons whose vicious habits caused 
 him infinite anxiety. They inherited mucli of the wicked- 
 ness of their parent, but the disease took quite a different 
 direction : the father saved, the sons squandered. They 
 failed to pass the clerical examination, but to do them 
 justice they were well up in several subjects not approved 
 of by the Director of Public Instruction, though practised 
 extensively by the nobility and gentry of Europe as well as 
 Ceylon, such as betting, billiards, pegging and horse-racing, 
 and added to the above an extensive and unqualified adora- 
 tion of the opposite sex. 
 
 These youths vexed the heart of their parent especially 
 in tlm transaction of a little money affair wl'iere^ they 
 anticipated his death. The Mudliyar reduced to beggary 
 many a family without a tjjought of their future. Now tlie
 
 OUTWITTING THE SAHEB. 217 
 
 bitterness of poverty came home to him filling his cup ; as 
 the prospect of a happy old age became as remote and 
 uncertain as the proverbial bird in the bush, he determined 
 then and there to get rid of his hopeful sons before the 
 worst came. 
 
 Accident presented the Mudliyar \yith an opportunity 
 which he turned to good account. The Government Agent * 
 whom we shall call the Saheb, liappened to be staying at 
 the Rest-house while on circuit. 
 
 The Mudliyar called to pay his respects. Visitors are 
 not numerous in the southern Province. The great man 
 was becoming tired of his own companj^ so the welcome 
 was cordial. 
 
 " I missed you when I called at Cotta," said the Saheb, 
 stretching himself in his long chair and pointing to cigars 
 and whisky which lay inviting on the table. 
 
 " Very sorry, Sir," said the Mudliyar helping himself. 
 
 " Oh, never mind ; I'll be coming that way again, soon. 
 By the way, Mudliyar, I hear there is some big game in 
 your district. Is it worth bringing my guns down ?" 
 
 The Mudliyar paused and examined his cigar critically ; 
 an idea occurred to him. Presently he added, " There are 
 plenty elk, buffalo, deer, bear and elephants. I think I can 
 give you some good sport.'" 
 
 " I hear wild buffaloes are very fierce and there is great 
 fun in sliooting them. Now I'll let you know ^ week 
 before I arrive at the station." Knowing liis man the 
 Saheb added, " Now, what can I do for you ? "
 
 218 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 " Sir, you are very kind," tlie Mudliyar added in a 
 humble tone, as he saw tlie ball come to bim in a bop. " I 
 have two sons, spirited lads ; I'd be glad if you would help- 
 me to get them employment." 
 
 " Well, we will see about it. Let me know when you 
 hear of anything to suit them." 
 
 A month after the Mudliyar received a letter : " I am 
 coming south and will be with you on Friday, Make 
 arrangements for the buffalo shooting." 
 
 On the receipt of this letter the Mudliyar was puzzled 
 for there were no wild buffaloes in the district. He had, 
 however, to keep his word. 
 
 He went down to the village, summoned a meeting, and 
 informed the people that the Rajuroo was coming to 
 shoot wild buffaloe.<?, and as there were none in the place, he 
 asked tliat they should allow their cattle to graze in the 
 open green and not tether them ; that when the Rajuroo 
 comes he may shoot some, and that he the Mudliyar would 
 pay double their value. If they would make this conces- 
 sion, he would speak to the Rajuroo and get some of their 
 taxes reduced. The people consented. 
 
 On the morning of the day the Saheb was expected, a 
 large paper of ground chillies and pepper was sent to the 
 owners of the cattle with instructions as to its use. 
 
 The Saheb duly arrived and was met by the Mudliyar 
 attended by a great crowd of tom-tom beaters and retainers. 
 Both slept well that night ; the Saheb dreaming of sport 
 and the Mudliyar of the success of his plans.
 
 OUTWITTING THE SAIIEB. 219 
 
 Early next day the buffaloes Avere roaming about the 
 jungle, jumping, bellowing, and tearing up the soil with 
 their hoofs and horns. The pepper had done its work. 
 
 A follower trained to his part ran in, breathless with 
 the information that a ferocious herd was passing through 
 the opening. Up jumped the Saheb witli his gun in hand, 
 and in rushed the Mudliyar forgetting to put on his shoes in 
 the hurry. Away went both to the opening of the jungle. 
 
 As they approached the herd, the animals perceived 
 them, and infuriated from the burning sensation, rushed 
 forward. The Saheb prudently beat a retreat ; hitting his 
 foot against a root he stumbled and fell, but soon rose again. 
 
 The shouts and yells of the beaters kept the herd 
 confused. The Saheb approached cautiously hiding liimself 
 behind a tree. As one of the infuriated lierd rushed past, 
 he took a steady aim and fired. Down fell one of the 
 number, while a wild cheer from the beaters followed. The 
 heat made the perspiration run down the Saheb's face and 
 neck. He was, however, determined to have another shot. 
 After a short run he spotted a young bull calf who with 
 tail erect was leading tlie herd. The Saheb fired and the 
 animal fell on his knee ; the rest disappeared in the jungle. 
 An appetising meal awaited the Saheb after his 
 morning's sport supplied by the Mudliyar, who waited 
 obsequiously on his guest complimenting him on his skill. 
 The Saheb was pleased, and though he knew he was an 
 indifferent' shot, yet under the seductive praise cl the 
 Mudliyar, he purred like an old Tom Cat rubbed down the 
 back.
 
 220 INDIAN SKETCHES AND RAMBLES. 
 
 " By the way, lludliyar, how is it those wild buffaloes 
 have no long horns. They look like the ordinary village 
 buffalo ? " 
 
 "That's all owing to the climate, Sir. Water is scarce 
 liere, so the horns don't grow." 
 
 The Mudliyar Avas equal to any emergency, and never 
 did he seem more simple than when uttering a falsehood. 
 
 " Well, Mudliyar, I am glad I had two good shots. 
 When 1 write home giving an account of this, they will be 
 surprised." 
 
 " The herd was so wild that 1 thought you would miss ■ 
 them. It is not often we have such a good shot in these 
 parts. The villagers will be talking about it for the next 
 twelve months," exclaimed the Mudliyar. 
 
 "Thanks for your trouble, Mudliyar," was the delighted 
 reply. 
 
 " I hear there are some men wanted for the Forest 
 Department," put in the Mudliyar. " Just the thing to 
 suit my boys." 
 
 " Oh, by-the-bye, I forgot all about it. Send me their 
 names and I shall see what 1 can do." 
 
 A month afterwards the Mudliyar's two sons were 
 appointed Forest Guards at BaduUa. Character or ability 
 does not count for much in the East ; a man with a hand- 
 some wife or sister need not despair of rising to the 
 Inchest office. Sic itur ad astra.
 
 WORKS BY J, BOWLES DALY, LL D. 
 
 Personal and Press Opinions. 
 
 "RADICAL PIONEERS of the IStli Century." 
 
 "Mr. Daly has designed his book to inforu those who liavc 
 little time for research about the leading figures on the Radical 
 side of politics in the end of the last Century. No doubt this 
 will be a very useful book." — Academy. 
 
 "The book is worth reading, and may open the eyes of a few 
 people to the necessity of the work done by such sufferers in the 
 cause of progress as Home Tooke." — The Spectator. 
 
 " Dr. Daly's 'Radical Pioneers of the 18th Century' may be 
 heartily recommended. The best thing perhaps in the book is 
 the simile for a Whig. 'Long possession of power had benumbed 
 the faculties of the Whigs, and paralyzed, their energies : they 
 now reposed in lusufiousuess and idleness, as useless as forgotten 
 shells on a battle field.' It is not every one who could have 
 devised the above simile. If the forgotten shell does not beat 
 the extinct volcano, we are no critics, and we would dare put the 
 question to the ghost of Lord Beaconsfield himself." — Saturdai/ 
 Revieiv. 
 
 " It would be hard to conceive a volume of more compressed 
 information and deeper interest than 'Radical Pioneers of the 
 18th century.' A work which is an admirable picture of an 
 epoch more pregnant perhaps with political instruction than any 
 other in the world's history." — Daily Telegraph. 
 
 " A series of vigorous biographical sketches, which will be 
 useful to young men, and all who desire to study the progress of 
 the people." — Daily Chronicle. 
 
 " This Book, which is full of interest in every page, may be 
 cordially recommended. Dr. Daly has accomplished the work he 
 has undertaken, with admirable judgment." — Echo. 
 
 " The present volume gives a history at once accurate and 
 graphic of the men who, as Dr. Daly puts it, bravely carried in 
 their hands the torch of Liberty. The style is briglit, full of 
 life, coloui* and movement." — Manchester E.eaminer. 
 
 " if contains an account of certain events of great social and 
 political importance. Dr. Daly has produced a book as full of 
 instruction as it is interesting." — Newcastle Chronicle.
 
 " The Author has put together a number of the well-known 
 facts regai-dino; Wilkes, Home Tooke, Dr. Price, Priestly, &c., 
 giving as much prominence as possible to amusing anecdotes. 
 The result is readable enough, and may serve its purpose of 
 ministering to the wants of those whose time for reading is 
 limited." — Glasgow Herald. 
 
 " The book furnishes an instructive study of the character of 
 leading Radicals of the period, and also of the effect produced 
 on English politics by the American and French Revohitions." 
 
 — Scotsman. 
 
 "Dr. Daly borrows from other people with infinite grace, and 
 draws a lively picture of certain epochs."— rori-s/ii7-e Post. 
 
 " The narrative all through is singularly readable and interest- 
 ing. There is a good index of the principal contents.' — Birming- 
 ham Daily Pobt. 
 
 " The most vivid chapter in the book is on the ' Dawn of 
 Radicalism,' in which are embedded many facts which Reformers 
 of to-day ought not to lose sight of." — Bradford Observer. 
 
 " A very interesting historical and biographical story of the 
 iUien and measures of the latter half of the last century. The 
 volume is an interesting and instructive one, both for students of 
 history and of politics." — Liverpool Daily Post. 
 
 " Will well repay patient reading by all who take concern in 
 the forces at work in our own day to secure the further progress 
 of the popular cause. (The Author is evidently a man of sturdy 
 Liberal opinions, and he handles his subject with force and 
 vigour. ")-^Lloyd^s JVews. 
 
 " It is easy and pleasant reading, just because the Author has 
 spared no trouble in its composition. This book ought to become 
 the text-book of Liberalism." — Hampshire Telegraph. 
 
 " As readable and faithful a description of a most important 
 period in political history as could well be found." — Publisher's 
 Circular. 
 
 " The Author has succeeded in giving us a closer view of the 
 character of those men who carried in their hands the torch of 
 Liberty than could possibly be obtained from general history." 
 — Bookseller. 
 
 " L^t all Radical associations throughout the cofintry, place 
 this work within reach of their members, as a deeply int^.esting 
 and reliable text book. Many early Radical leaders are here 
 sketched with a masterly hand." — Literary World.
 
 " The Author is a graphic and entertaining writer. It is a 
 pity we have not more of such sound political works." — Army Sf 
 Navy Magazine. 
 
 "A most valuable work as regards information and instruction, 
 but a most delightful book for the general reader. ' Radical 
 Pioneers' unites the strength of history with the charm of 
 romance." — Life. 
 
 " The whole arrangement of the work is first class, aiid the 
 book will be found a great help to those desirous of obtaining a , 
 clear insight into the improved condition of the people."- — Pullic 
 Opinion. 
 
 " The most complete sketch of the political free-lances who 
 flourished in tlie reign of George III. Thomas Paine is almost for 
 the first time in English history, treated justly." — Englisli Opinion. 
 
 "The book is chatty and pleasant. The account of Wilkes 
 and Liberty is worth reading." — To-Day. 
 
 "The book is a good one, and deserves a place on the shelves 
 of all who take an interest in their country." — Inquirer, 
 
 " A complete but concise account of the popular movements 
 headed by Home Tooke, John Wilkes, and other Reformers, as 
 well as a brief outline of the manners and customs of the 
 period." — ^'ew Zealand Herald. 
 
 "BROKEN IDEALS." 
 
 "A love story, which shows that the faith of more than one 
 of the personages in the 'ideal' that passion has invested with 
 too glowing colours, is rudely shaken. A subject of this kind is 
 calculated to inspire interest in proportion to the talent which 
 is displayed in handling it. The incidents here related are striking, 
 and are worked into a life-story of absorbing interest."— 
 Morning Post. 
 
 "There is a good deal of human interest in the storj' which 
 deals mainly with people moving in the middle class. Many of the 
 characters are delineated with consummate skill. Dr. Daly has 
 a true feeling for the pathos of an unrequited passion, which 
 makes us hope that he will give us stronger work in the future." 
 — Scotsman. 
 
 "Dr. lialy has produced a healthy, readable story, free from 
 most vf the defects which mar nine-tenths of contemporary 
 fiction. From first to last the story is thoroughly enjoyable. 
 The author suffers from no poverty of imagination. He is 
 apparently rich in the qualities which go to the making erf a
 
 first-class novelist, and with perseverance he is certain to obtain 
 a recognised place among writers of contemporary fiction." — 
 
 Notts Daily Guardian. 
 
 IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF DEAN SWIFT. 
 
 "The body of Dr. Daly's book could hardly be other than 
 welcome, for it consists of nothing less than the cream of 
 Swift's own writings. Dr. Daly's introduction is well enough, 
 • though very hard on Queen Anne, who is dead. His view of 
 Swift's character and conduct is on the whole quite right. The 
 short introductions to the several pieces are also as a rule 
 sufficient, though the author is in more than one of them less 
 careful to restrain his sentiments than in the general intro- 
 duction." — Saturday JRevieiv. 
 
 "This book is most welcome, for it contains all Swift's political 
 writings on Irish affairs. Dr. Daly has written short intro- 
 ductions to the various pieces, in which he states briefly and 
 succinctly the circumstar.ces under which they were written. 
 These introductions will be found very useful by all readers, 
 even those most conversant with the history of the period, and 
 they are admirable in tone and spirit. The general intro- 
 duction to the volume which deals with the life of swift, is also 
 deserving of the highest praise. Dr. Daly writes sensibly on a 
 subject in which writers are prone to extremes; he is neither a 
 fanatic nor a partisan, but states his case with calmness and 
 without exaggeration and meets the objections of the other side 
 in a reasonable spirit. The sketch shows that Dr. Daly is 
 possessed of a sound judgement and keen logical acumen, which 
 greatly enhances the value of the work." — Cork E.vaminer. 
 
 " It is curious that among the countless books that the state 
 of Ireland has called forth, the Tracts of Dean Swift have never 
 untill now been republished apart from his collected works. A 
 certain side of Irish life they portray with extraordinary vivid- 
 ness. It may be hoped that the event will prove to Dr. Daly 
 the existence of a public for Swift's writings, and that he will 
 print the Tracts inextenso." — Athenmum. 
 
 "Dr. Daly has written a capital introduction, and further 
 explanatory notes, with extracts from the writings of the best 
 master of prose that ever wielded a pen. The work is very 
 interesting, and is an apt and welcome contribution to the 
 literature of the Irish Question. The book is a useful adjunct 
 to any Irish history of the troubled, yet memorable time of 
 swift, and will give a capital insight into the politics of the day." 
 — iLiterary World.
 
 "IRELAND IN '98." 
 
 "A volume about 450 pages, based on Madden's "Lives of 
 United Irishmen," containing the substance of those bulky 
 volumes, besides additional matter from the author's unpublished 
 MSS, with portraits and cartoons." — Nation. 
 
 "Lively and pictorial representations of the leading patriots 
 of '98. They are trustworthy in matters of fact, and certainly 
 interesting." — Scotsman. 
 
 "Dr. Daly has made a favournble reputation by his works 
 "Radical Pioneers," and "Ireland in the Days of Dean Swift" 
 which are well known. That reputation will be maintained by 
 the present volume, as the sketches of notable Irish patriots of 
 the era of '98. He does not profess to be impartial, but we have 
 never found him uncandid. In historical writing, candour and 
 not a colourless impartiality is the one thing needful. The 
 chapter on Secret Societies is rich in information and as 
 novel as it is fascinating. The substance of Dr. Daly's 
 book is thoroughly honest and is more interesting than many 
 romances." — Manchester E,cammer. 
 
 "Dr. Daly traces forcibly the growth of the national spirit 
 and succinctly puts before us a faithful picture of the time from 
 the best authorities. He writes in good faith, with a deep love of 
 Ireland aud sincere admiration for what was heroic in the leaders 
 of '98. This work, owing to its admirable method of represen- 
 tation, is likely to make its way among the English public and 
 sure to do good." — Academy. 
 
 " An entertaining book, containing everything that is worth 
 pi'eserving of the history of that pei'iod. The introduction is a 
 masterly exposition of the English policy towards Ireland during 
 the 18th century." — Wit and Wisdom. 
 
 "STORM HEROES. " 
 
 " A stirring story of splendid service in our Life boats, a 
 
 general sketch of the gradual development of the National 
 
 Institution being also given. The letterpress which will well 
 
 repay perusal by young and old, is well illustrated." — Literary 
 
 World. ' 
 
 ft ' 
 
 " It is a story of life boats and the brave and gallant men 
 
 who man them. It is well worth reading, being written in the 
 author's pleasant, quaint, and pathetic manner." — Life.
 
 'GLIMPSES OF IFISH INDUSTRIES.'" 
 
 " I hope that this book will be very nsefal in effacing impres- 
 sions which are most unjust to the Irish people." — Extract of 
 Zetter from the Rt. Hon. W. E. Gladstone, Bated Oct. 7th 
 
 "A sugoreative and practical book, brightly written with fresh 
 and well digested matter on provisi^^ns, trade, lace, woollens, 
 fisheries, railway, and possible industries. The book is fresh 
 and full of new points. It will encourage exhausted Irish 
 politicians as it will surprise English disciples of laissez faire." 
 — Pall Mall Gazette. 
 
 " This is a book which should not fail to be read and re-read 
 by all who are interested in the solution of the Irish question. 
 The chapters on the various industries and the afforesting of 
 Ireland contained much that is valuable and interesting. Dr. 
 Daly's indictment against the existing railway system in Ireland 
 is formidable, and one who has travelled on their lines will agree 
 ■with him that there is ample room for improvement. It is 
 pleasant to meet with an Irishman who believes that his country 
 has a future which depends not on political revolution or consti- 
 tutional change, but on the development of resources and the 
 encouragement of industry." — St. James's Gazette. 
 
 "Unionist and Home Rulers who disagree about the legis- 
 lative agency, may get valuable instruction from Dr. Daly's 
 compact and authentic treatise on the best methods of increasing 
 the prodactive resources of Ireland. The pertinence of the 
 author's remarks may be inferred from the fact that the Board 
 of Trade have now instituted a comprehensive official inquiry 
 to be held in Dublin with regard the excessive rates and charges 
 on the Irish railways. Dr. Daly has a vein of humourous jest, 
 ■which he indulges pleasantly enough upon tlie history of the 
 pig, and his description of the great bacon factory of Messrs. 
 Shaw and Mathieson at Limerick, vying with the great American 
 establishments, should lend digiiity to the savoury rashers on a 
 London breakfast-table. This book is certain to obtain a large 
 share of public attention." — Illustrated London News. 
 
 " Dr. Daly is plain spoken, he roundly tells his countrymen 
 that the decay of Irish Industries is in a great measure due to 
 the Irish themselves, and he gives important suggestions how 
 several of the industries may be revived. He is sorupulously 
 fair anC heartily praises the Dublin Unionist, Pirn, for hisvcfforts 
 to make Poplin fashionable. Dr. Daly deals ■with many of his 
 subjects in a light playful manner, but he always hits a blot. 
 Tor instance, Ireland is ruined by the live cattle trade, which;.
 
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 has crushed out tanninsr, boot and shoe making, cvnib inakinsr. 
 <S:c. He calls for abattoirs and ivfrisjeratiug vans and uns}>arinsrly 
 denounces the defects of ibe middlemen and cattle Kv*t cv>m- 
 panies. He is deservedly hard on the Irish railway system, or 
 rather want of system. His chapter on l^inkiiiij is the m^^t 
 useful in the book, while his suargestions on the tisherios aro 
 thronsrhly sound and helpful." — Academy, 
 
 " Dr. J. Bowles Daly has set a crood example to the profes- 
 sional Irish patriot by devoting himself to the pivduction of a 
 series of books, dealing with the most iniport.nnt iiueivsts of 
 the country. He shows how banking and railway enterprise 
 and other important Irish industries are bungled by bad and 
 ill-directed management. He has carefully considered the history 
 of the various industries which e3,ist or have existed, their 
 present comlition and the obstacles to their development. He 
 brings together an array of instructive facts, gathered from the 
 most authentic sources and sets theni forth in a racy stylo with 
 clear arrangement and lucid exposition." — Scotsman. 
 
 '"It is not too much to say that since Sir Kobert Kane 
 published his notable volume on the "Industrial Uesonrces of 
 Ireland," now an effete authority, no such contribution as 
 ""Glimpses of Irish Industries" has been made to tl>o naticnial 
 literature. The statements of this book have been carefully 
 gleaned and are classed in their order with the skill of thestntis- 
 tician and the practised illustrative ingen\iity of the cultivn^Hl 
 man of letters. From tirst to last these pages will be read with 
 the closest attention. We consider this book to be of ilie 
 highest importance as a guide to every honest student of tho 
 Irish problem. Dr. Daly's work ought to arrest tho attiMitiou of 
 ■every iiulepoilent and practical thinker, and shouUl ii jissisl. as 
 it is intpuded, to stiniulute a spirit of hoiu>st, prael ieal, a«ul in 
 the highest sense, patriotic olYi>rt, its author will have e.irued 
 tlie gratitude of every seiisihle English politician atul of eviM-y 
 light thinking working man in Ireland."- -Iri,s'/i Tiitiea. 
 
 "The author's glimpses are entertaining, highly suggestive, 
 full of information, and set before tlio render with much artistic 
 skill. The book may be read as a literary entertainment by 
 persons who feel very little interest in th(> subject, hut at. th(> 
 same time it has far more solid (pialities. Dr. Daily luis (utlle^^ted 
 a vast amoinit of facts, and his proposal aud suggest i(Mis should 
 command /.ho attention of Irish tlai)it!ilists. It is a work which 
 shoul(|,I)e dilig(>ntly perused by all st!it(>snien who conctM?! IIumu- 
 selves witli the })r(>sont aiul ruturo of Ireland. Tho giMioral 
 temper and spirit of tho book is fr(>sli, aninuiting and breezy. 
 Wo wish every Irish Capitalist woukl road it."— JJuibj Hvprvss.
 
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 " The author, J. Bowles Daly, is already well and favourably 
 Icnown as the writer of books that deserve a place upon the 
 shelves of every Irish library — sound, honest, useful books that 
 are brio'ht in style and valuable for the matter that they contain. 
 One of the best chapters in this book is that devoted to bank- 
 ing. Dr. Daly states his viewt, without any mincing of language, 
 that our banks serve as drains for the removal of the country's 
 capital, and that in consequence Irish Industries have declined. 
 The author states with vigour and precision many old and some 
 new facts that are essential to a proper understanding of the 
 present social and economic condition of Ireland, and his book 
 claims a cordial welcome." — Freeman's Journal. 
 
 "It is a relief to open and read a book upon any Irish subject 
 which is interesting and instructive, without being polemical. 
 Dr. Daly's latest book is devoted mainly to giving information 
 rather than waging war, and as information is welcome to every- 
 body the volume as a whole may be read with pleasure and 
 profit by Unionists and Home Rulers, Catholics and Protestants. 
 In this book, as in its predecessors, Dr. Daly proves himself 
 master of a very bright and pleasing literary style, and he has 
 been at great pains to collect a number of the most interesting 
 details concerning the various trades and manufactories with 
 which he deals. The history of the pig is one of the most entre- 
 taining in the book, and though Dr. Daly uses with skill govern- 
 ment returns, and blue books, he never loses sight of that 
 fastidious person, the general reader, who will gain from the 
 perusal both information and pleasure." — Manchester Examiner. 
 
 "This volume has many merits. It is written in an easy 
 attractive stj'le which makes it a veiy pleasant task to find out 
 what the author thinks about Ireland and her industries. He 
 combines very necessary qualifications. He has practical know- 
 ledge of his subject, he has studied it theoretically in its general 
 relations with other subjects, he has in addition enlightened 
 sympathy enabling him to see where are the remediable faults 
 and where the external hindrances which have hitherto impeded 
 Irish indiastrial development. The author is slightly fantastical 
 in some of his views, but he is a patient and skilful workman 
 who has chosen his materials well and has put them to the best 
 use.'^— Manchester Guardian.
 
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 Opinions on the New Editions of tlie 
 ARITHIVIEJIC and EUCLID. 
 
 " A serviceable treatise (the Arithmetic) based on sound prin- 
 ciples. It is well furnished with examples, and contains more than 
 100 pages of Indian University Examination Papers. The Chapter 
 on Coinage Systenas and Exchange seems especially good." 
 
 The Mathematical Gazette (London), May 1S95. 
 
 " An excellent edition (the Euclid) containing nnnieroua 
 exercises, with useful hints for solution, and addenda introducing 
 the student to modern results. Among these is a valuable section 
 on Maxima and Minima, in which the method of the ' Coincidence 
 of Equal Values' is well expounded." 
 
 The Mathematical Gazette {London), May 1895, 
 
 I regard this as a very suitable text-book for students in 
 Indian Schools. It does not like some Arithmetics give mere 
 Rules without reasons, but the Rules given are briefly and concisely 
 proved. The abbreviated methods of squaring numbers and of 
 performing multiplication and division in special cases ai'e very 
 useful from an examination point of view, as are also the hints for 
 resolving numbers into factors. The princij^al feature of the book 
 is the great fulness with which Commercial and Stock Exchange 
 ti'ansactions are treated ; the book thus forms an excellent manual 
 for students preparing for a Commercial career. From a scientific 
 point of view the Chapter on the Metric System is exceedingly- 
 useful. The examples are very full and well chosen, and a very 
 -extensive series of University Examination Papers is appended, of 
 which the answers are given, thereby greatly increasing their 
 • usefulness to private students. 
 
 Andrew C. D. Crommelin, f. r. a. s. 
 Ziute Scholar of Trinity College, Cambridge, 
 Assistant- Astronomer, lloyal Observatory, Greenwich, 
 
 This edition of Euclid seems admirably suited for students 
 at all stages of their course. Beginners are assisted in the 
 ■definitions by the use of bold types for the thing defined, and 
 in the figures by the dotting of the construction lines. The 
 abbreviations, which have been introduced from Book II onwards, 
 seem calculated to assist in the more rapid comprehension of 
 the drift of the demonstration. They have been wisely omitted 
 in Book I, as the beginner has sufficient difficulty in following the 
 proof, without t>e additional one of remembering the significsyice 
 of unwonted* symbols. For more advanced students the Notes 
 and Additional Propositions are of great utility; the former call 
 attention to special difficulties, and the apparent weak points 
 of Euclid's methods, such as the 12th Axiom. The latter include* 
 iihe more important results of modern geometers.
 
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 The Problems and Examiuation Papers are very numerous,, 
 and the Hints for the sohition of these will doubtless be acceptable 
 to students. The Chapter on Maxima and Minima (illustrated by 
 numerous examples) is particularly worthy of attention, since this 
 subject has been very inadequately treated in nearly all elementary 
 text-books. 
 
 Andrew C. D. Crommelin, f. r. a. s. 
 Late Scholar of Trinity College, Cambridge, 
 Assistant-Astronomer, Royal Observatory, Greenwich. 
 
 . I have looked through Me. P. Ghosh's Euclid, of which the 
 sixteenth edition has been brought out in a revised and improved 
 form by his son Me. A. S. Ghosh. A large amount of illustrated 
 matter has been introduced in this edition, and a fresh examination 
 of the work confirms me in the opinion, which I expressed sevea 
 years ago, that it is on the whole an admirable text-book, which 
 deserves to be largely used in our schools. 
 
 ASUTOSH MUKHOPADHYAY, 
 
 M. A., D. L., F. R. A. S., F. E. S. (Edin). 
 
 President of the ^Mathematical Board of Studies^ 
 University of Calcutta. 
 
 The perusal of Mr. Ghosh's Euclid has given me much pleasure. 
 The most striking feature of the work is, I think, the valuable collec- 
 tion of additioual propositions placed at the end of each book, which 
 s'lould prove of great service to the older student. The exercises are 
 also good, and the hints, if rightly used, should be of much value, 
 I am glad to see that the 1st Book is not abbreviated. Some of the 
 alternative proofs in the 3rd Book are so much better than Euclid's 
 t.liat they might be put first as the best ones for the student 
 to learn. The chapter ou Maxima and Minima is a valuable addition 
 as is also the introduction to Modern Geometry. The introduction 
 of these into the Euclid will save the teacher the trouble of giving 
 copious notes. The book contains many of the best features of the 
 later Euchds published in England, and should prove invaluable to 
 Indian students, 
 
 R. N. HAYGARTH, b. a., 
 Late Scholar of Queen's College, Cambridge. 
 
 I CONSIDEE your Arithmetic to be both practical and thorough, 
 as well as being a marvel of cheapness. I may add the same 
 remarks with reference to your Euclid as far as it treats. The paper 
 you inserted on "Maxima and Minima" seems to me very ingenious. 
 
 ANDREW A. STAPLETON, B. A., 
 Principal, St. George's College, Alussoorie. 
 
 Chey (^Arithmetic and Euclid^ seem to be very good, and, what 
 is a very important consideration for students, at a very" reasonable 
 pr ce. 
 
 They^are being used in our school here. 
 *" GEORGE WAUGH, 
 
 Princi2>al, Scotch Mission College, Sialhott.
 
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 The author's books have for some time been in use in this school 
 either as text books or supplementarj"^ text books, and their worth 
 is acknowledged by their continued use. 
 
 W. A. MANSELL, M. A., S. T. B., 
 Principal, Reid Christian College, Lucknow. 
 
 Me. p. Ghosh's Euclid, revised and enlarged by Mr. A. S. Ghosh, 
 -F. R. A. s., contains all that a candidate for the Entrance Examina- 
 tion requires to lead him with ease through the elements of Geometry. 
 There is a large collection of Riders, with Notes and Hints for 
 solution. I can strongly recommend the book to the attention of 
 students reading for the Entrance Examination of the Indian 
 Universities. Its price, R 1 i a. is ridiculously cheap. 
 
 MOHENDRA NATH DUTT, M. A., 
 Professor of jMatJiematias, Govt. College, Benares, 
 
 Member of the London Mathematical Society, 
 
 They {Arithmetio and Euclid) are excellent works and deserve 
 «very encouragement. MADHU SUDAN MOOKERJEE, 
 
 Hd. Master, Zillah school, Sultanj'ur. 
 
 These works (Arithmetic and Geometry) are really useful and 
 deserve the wide circulation they have already acquired. 
 
 M. S. ASHRAF ALI, M. A., 
 Hd. Master, Zillah School, Banda. 
 
 I SEE good many improvements in the new editions of the two 
 books. Arithmetic and Euclid, the latter of which is being still used 
 as an alternative text-book on the subject of Geometrv, in the school 
 liere. N. M. MITRA, 
 
 lid. Master, M. B. School, Hoshiarimr. 
 
 " Mr. Ghosh's book ^Arithmetic) in the original was itself a text 
 well adapted to the requirements of students reading for the Uni- 
 versity and other examinations, but by the judicious introduction of 
 a large amount of new matter, you have rendered it an excellent and 
 admirable treatise on the subject. The arrangement of chapters is 
 methodical and natural, the exposition of principles is elaborate and 
 lucid and the examples are nicely selected, and are more varied and 
 numerous than could be found in former editions. The articles on 
 commercial matters deserve special notice, and in several places inge- 
 nious methods are employed in the solution of worked-out examples, 
 which materially enhance the value of the publication. The book, as 
 it now stands, is in many respects superior to all the other Indian 
 publications on the subject. I hope to see the revised editions of the 
 remaining works soon. HEM CHANDRA GilATTERJI, B. A , 
 
 • First Mathematical I'eacher, L. M. S. Institution. 
 
 » Mirzaimr. N. W. P. * 
 
 Your father's edition of Euclid has long been i-ecognized as 
 -one of the best editions extant; and its adoption as a text-book in 
 many of our schools makes all words of recommendation ouly
 
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 Baperfluous. The clianges and additions made by yon will consider- 
 ably enhance its value as a text-book; and I doubt not they will be 
 appreciated by the intelligent class of students and teachers alike. 
 As a teacher of Physical Science, I regard the chapter on 
 Maxima and Minima as a most valuable addition ; and I believe 
 that the elementary treatment that you have given of the subject 
 will be found a sufficient equipment for the student of Physics to 
 start with in his studies. Geometry is abstract so far as it treats 
 of spatial relations alone ; and I have always felt that Geometrical 
 text-books might be made far more interesting and instructive to 
 students than they are at present, if more regard were paid to the 
 concrete and physical aspect of Geometry, so far as it illustrates 
 the relations of physical quantities in general. 
 
 R. S. TRIVEDI, M. A., B. L., 
 Memher of the Mathematiccd and Natural Science 
 
 Hoard of Stiulies, University of Calcutta. 
 
 ORIGINAL OPINIONS. 
 
 " I have looked through your ' Elements of Algebra' and think 
 it useful and well-adapted to the purpose for which it is intended. 
 The examples are numerous and good." 
 
 SiK ALFRED CROFT, m.a., K.C.I.E., 
 
 Director of Public Instruction, Bengal.. 
 
 " I have looked through your edition of Wood's Elements of 
 Algebra remodelled so as to adapt it for the use of native students. 
 I have much pleasure in expressing my favourable opinion of its merits 
 as a text-book. It gives fully and clearly all that is required to assist 
 native students to pass the ordinary University Examiuatjions ia 
 Algebra. The examples are numerous and well selected. SolutiL,ns 
 are also given freely to aid the student. These, I may add, are neatly 
 and methodically worked out. A complete collection of tlie Calcutta 
 University Flxaminatiou Papers in Algebra makes this work doubly 
 valuable to an Indian Student." 
 
 " It therefore seems to me to give all that either Entrance or 
 First Arts candidates can possibly require, and as it has the great 
 additional merit of cheapness, it will, I have no doubt, supersede 
 Todhuuter's Algebra very largely in Indian Schools and junior College 
 classes." 
 
 "So far as I can judge, it (Euclid I-IV. Bks.) appears to me to 
 be very well-adapted for the purposes you have in view. It is moder- 
 ately priced. It gives all that an Indian student can require for the 
 Entrance Examination." JOHN ELIOT, M. a., 
 
 Senior Professor of Mathematics, Presidency College, Calcutta. 
 
 "I have looked through your edition of Wood's Algebra, and am 
 of opinion that it is really a useful work, very well adapted to the 
 needs of Indian students. Its special value lies in the unusually 
 C(Jpiou8 sets of examples, which are, as far as I can see, well selected
 
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 and carefully arranged. It will also greatly assist the student to find 
 such a large number of examples carefully worked out in the text by 
 methods that seem to be generally clear aud instructive. 
 
 "I am glad also to be able to speak in very high terms of your 
 Elements of Euclid. The Notes which you add to each book convey 
 a great amount of very interesting information on geometrical points, 
 and I do not know of any other edition of Euclid in which the student 
 will find so large a collection of useful deductions. Your hints for 
 solution of these seem also very judicious. 
 
 Dk. HUGH W. M'CANN, m. a., 
 Professor of Mathematics, Presidency College, Calcutta. 
 
 " I have looked through the second part of your Algebra, and 
 tinnk it is quite up to the standard of the First Arts. It ought to be , 
 very useful to candidates for the F. A. Examination." 
 
 ALFRED M. NASH, m. a., 
 Professor of Natural Philosophy and Astronomy, 
 Presidency College, Calcutta. 
 
 "I have examined the editions of Euclid's Elements and of Wood's 
 Algebra which Mr. P. Ghosh has especially prepared to meet the 
 requirements of Indian students." 
 
 "The large number of useful and judiciously selected problems 
 aud exercises which are worked out to assist the students in under- 
 standing the subject, and the hints to the solution of exercises, aud 
 especially of the Calcutta University Examination Papers, which are 
 ■ added, materially enhance the value of these publications as text 
 books for those who are preparing for their degree examinations. 
 
 JOHN HARDIE, m. a., 
 Professor of Mathematics, Doveton College, Calcutta. 
 
 "I have carefully examined the second part of your Elements oi 
 Aiig^ra, and I think it likely to prove useful for students to work 
 out with ease and neatness all problems that may be given them within 
 the scope of the First Examination in Arts. 
 
 D. VAN IMPE, s. J., 
 
 Rector and Professor of Mathematics, St. Xavier's College, Calcutta. 
 
 "I have read your Algebra, Part II., and I have much pleasure to 
 say it will form an excellent text book for the F. A. students. The 
 explanations of the articles are lucid, and the examples are judiciously 
 selected, and are more numerous and varied than can be found in any 
 father book. The examples worked out in the book and the Calcutta 
 University Examination Papers given at the end have doubly added 
 to its utility. On the whole I think >our book will prove a better text 
 for the F. A. students than even Todhunter's Algebra." 
 
 GOURY SUNKER DEY, m.a.. 
 Professor of Mathematics, General Assembly's Institution, Calcutta. 
 
 " I nave looked through your "Elements of Algebra," and have 
 to say with great pleasure that it is a nicely got up work. The 
 principles have been clearly explained, and very well illustrated by 
 the examples worked out at the end of each chapter. The exercises
 
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 have been very judiciously aud copiously selected. I think the hook 
 may be very protitably adopted as a tex;t-V)Ook in our higher class 
 schools and colleges." BAIDT NATH BASU, m. a., 
 
 Professor of Mathematics, Metropolitan Institution, Calcutta. 
 
 "I am very glad that you have completed your Elements of 
 Algebra by bringing out Part II early this session. I find that Part II 
 like Part I is admirably suited to the requirements of those for 
 whom it is intended. The exposition of principles is more lucid, and 
 the examples aud solutions more numerous tlian are found in any of 
 the treatises on Algebra used as text-books in our schools and colleges. 
 1 believe no Mathematical teacher who carefully examines your 
 Elements would ever hesitate to adopt it as a text-book." ^ 
 
 GANGADHAR BANERJEE, m. a., 
 
 Professor L, M. S. College, Bhoioaniporfi. 
 
 " I have looked through the second part of Mr. Ghosh's Elements 
 of Algebra and have uiucli pleasure to state that tiie work is well 
 adapted to the requii'ements of students preparing for the F. A. 
 Examination of the Calcutta University. The principles are clearly 
 explained, and numerous examples have been worked out in illustra- 
 tion of the principles. The book contains a large collection of well 
 selected examples for exercise, which will be of great use to students." 
 
 S. C. GUI, M. A., Lecturer, Sanskrit College. 
 
 " I have looked through the book (Algebra Part II) and consider 
 it useful to students preparing for the Examination in First Arts, 
 especially as it contains a variety of examples judiciously' collected. 
 1 have recommended it to the students of the Berhampore College for 
 using it as a text-book." HARIDAS GHOSH, 
 
 Professor of Mathematics, Govt. College, Berhampore. 
 
 "^ 
 "I have no objection to the students in the Central College usii)^' 
 your books (Algebra and Euclid), and I have no doubt some will 
 purchase copies." CHARLES WATERS, M. A., 
 
 Principal and Professor of Mathematics, 
 Central College, Bangalore. 
 
 " I should like to introduce them (Euclid and Algebra) in the 
 schools here." T. G. Rau, 
 
 Pri)icipal, KombhaJcoriam College. Madra.t. 
 
 . From what I have seen of Mr. P. Ghosh's Edition of Euclid, I 
 have been favourably impressed with the work. I think it is well 
 suited for the use of Indian students to whom the addition of all 
 the exercises set in the Entrance Examinations of the Calcutta 
 University at the end of the book, no doubt, will be specially wel- 
 come, yhe questions and the notes given, as well as the exercises 
 worked out, will also be found very useful. 
 
 A. M. BOSEj M. A. (Cnntah), Barrister-at-Law, 
 Member of the Syndicate, University of Calcutta^
 
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 I HAVE looked through j^our Euclid and used it in teaching 
 'geometry, as well as its companion volume on A/gehra. I consider 
 them both very suitable for students preparing for the Entrance 
 Examination of the Calcutta University. The Notes, Questions and 
 Jlodel Problems arc all that could be tlesired. Your long experience 
 us a teacher and professor of Mathematics in connection with schools 
 ■uid colleges preparing students for the University has enabled you 
 to produce books on your favourite subject, that must commend 
 themselves to all teachers and students of mathematics, in connection 
 with the University of Calcutta. 
 
 K. S. MACDONALD, M. A., D. D., 
 Pri/icipal, Free Church Normal College, Calcutta. 
 
 I HAVE much pleasure in recommending to candidates for 
 matriculation, Mr. P. Ghosh's edition of Euclid's Elements. Mr. 
 <jhosh's long experience as a teacher of Mathematics has enabled 
 him to gauge the needs and capacities of those for whom he writes. 
 His work will be found as well adapted to Indian students as the 
 Jiiore expensive manuals at present imported from England. 
 
 JAMES KOBERTSON, M. A., 
 Principal, Free Church College, Calcutta. 
 
 YOTJR edition of Euclid is a nice one. 
 
 PR AS ANNA KUMAR SARVADHIKARI, 
 
 Prineij'al, Berhampore College. 
 
 In my opinion Mr. Ghosh's Arithmetic may very well be used 
 as a text-book in our schools. 
 
 " The Students Wood's Algebra by Mr. P. Ghosh has been very 
 carefully prepared. It contains numerous examples judiciously 
 selected and arranged. 1 have every reason to believe that Mr. 
 Ghosh's Algebra will prove very useful to those for whom it is 
 '^d. It is already used as a text-book in the Hindu School." 
 Mb. Ghosh's FAiclid has been very carefully prepared. It 
 contains much useful matter, and I have no doubt it will be of great 
 use to candidates preparing for the Entrance Examination. 
 
 BHOLANATH PAUL, M.A., 
 Head JMantcr, Hare School, Calcutta. 
 
 Mr. Ghosh's Euelid contains all that the Entrance student is 
 required to learn on the subject of Geometry ; and I think it may be 
 safely used as a text-book in our schools. H. L. ROY, M. A., 
 
 First Mathematical Teacher, Hindu School, Calcutta. 
 
 I HAVE seen Mr. P. Ghosh's edition of "Euclid's Elements of 
 Geometry" Part 1. It contains the tirst four books only. Besides a 
 large collection of well arranged exercises, a few typical theorem.-* 
 and problems have been worked out and placed at the end of each 
 book immediately before the deductions to be worked' out iiy the 
 student, feints for the solution of these exercises are given at the 
 end of the book. The Propositions of each book have been very 
 carefuUy written, and a great deal of useful matter in the shape oE 
 notes, together with questions, have been [)laced at the end of eac^i
 
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 book. The preparation of the work must have cost Mr. Ghosh much 
 labour and thought. The mechanical execution of the book is on 
 the whole very satisfactory, and the price, which is only R 1-4, is 
 cheap enough. I have no hesitation in saying that Mr. G-hosh's book 
 will prove immensely useful in the hands of students preparing 
 themselves for the University Entrance Examination. 
 
 B. M. DEY, M. A., Head Master, Iloiurah. 
 
 Mr. P. Ghosh's Edition of the Elements of ^wc^trfis based on 
 the valuable edition of Mr. Potts. It contains only the first four 
 Books which are prescribed for the Entrance Examination. The 
 explanatory notes and questions at the end of each Book will con- 
 siderably help students in understanding the subject. The exercises 
 have been judiciously selected and are well adapted to the wants and 
 capacities of Entrance students. The Hints to the exercises greatly 
 enhance the value of the book. Considering the amount of matter 
 it contains, I think it may be fairly introduced as a text-book into 
 our schools. B. M. PAUL, B. A., 
 
 Mathematical Teacher, F. C. College, Calcutta. 
 
 Euclid's Elements of Geometry, Part I, is another of Mr. 
 P. Ghosh's most useful publications. Such works are received 
 only when a teacher of superior abilities comes forward to communi- 
 cate his knowledge, combined with the results of his experience, and 
 discloses the secret of his success. To the library of the young 
 student preparing for the Entrance Examination this work will be 
 a most valuable acquisition. 
 
 ISWAR CHANDRA CHAKRAVAETI, 
 
 First Teacher, Free Church Institution. 
 
 The solutions by Mr. Ghosh are neat, good, and will be of con- 
 siderable advantage as specimens for boys preparing for exan&fiv_>^ion 
 in Arithmetic, Algebra and Geometry. ' ■ 
 
 M. MOWAT, M. A., 
 Professor of Mathematics, Patna College. 
 I CONSIDER it ito be very carefully and neatly arranged. The 
 collection of papers will be very useful to scholars preparing for the 
 Entrance Examination, and the solutions may be of much service to 
 teachers. I would strongly recommend all concerned, especially 
 teachers, to purchase a copy. 
 
 J. P. ASHTON, M. A., 
 Principal, L. M. S. College. Bhoivanipore. 
 "I HAVE no 'objection to the use of your Algebra and your 
 edition of Euclid in schools under the control of this department." 
 
 t H. B. GMGG, 
 
 Director of Public Instructidii, Madras. 
 
 "Both books (Euclid and Algebra by P. Ghosh) are careful and 
 3 udicious compilations and will be very useful in schools and to 
 private students."
 
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 "YOUE excellent Arithmetic might be used with advantage in 
 the Entrance class and the class below it." 
 
 R. GRIFFITHS, m. a., 
 Director of Puhllc Instruction, N. IF, Provinces. 
 
 It (the Arithmetic) will, I have no doubt, be a useful text-book 
 on the subject, more especially in Indian Schools. Its price -R9-I-8 
 is greatly in its favour. The large collection of examples taken 
 from Examination Questions of the various Indian Universities is a 
 very valuable feature of the work. JOHN ELIOT, M. A., 
 
 Senior Prof, of Mathematics, Presidency College, Calcutta.. 
 
 "It is really a very useful book, better suited to the require- 
 ments of Indian Colleges and Schools than any work on Arithmetic , 
 I know of. I shall take particular care to introduce your book 
 wherever I can." UMESH CHANDER SaNYAL m. a., 
 
 Prof, of Mathematics, Benares College, 
 
 "I HAVE looked through your 'Elements of Arithmetic' and I 
 consider it a very useful school-book. Many exercises are worked 
 out fully and clearly which benefits the student by teaching him 
 the proper method of working out his sums. The series of examples 
 appended to each rule will enable him to master the subject 
 thoroughly. The miscellaneous examples and the Examination Papers 
 of the different Universities will be of great help to students prepar- 
 ing for the Entrance Examination. Your book is already in use as 
 a text-book in some of the classes of the Hindu School." 
 
 CHUNDY CHURN BANERJEA, 
 Head Master, Hindu School, Calcutta. 
 
 "1 EEAD with great pleasure your work on the Elements of 
 Arithmetic, and have no hesitation in placing it among the best 
 school books on the subject. The rules are clearly stated, and solu- 
 ti^<*^iave been given of a large number of typical examples. The 
 apters on Factors and the Unitary Method will be of great use 
 to students. The work contains a large variety of examples for 
 exercise, and will, I dare say, supersede the text-books now in use 
 in our .schools and colleges." 
 
 SHIB CHANDER GUI, M. A., 
 
 Lecturer, Sanskrit College, Calcutta. 
 The book (Arithmetic) appears to be a very goo<l one of its 
 kind, and is especially suited to Indian schools, because it deals with 
 Indian, and not merely with English money. 
 
 JOHN C. NESFIELD, M. A., 
 
 Inspector of Schools, Oudh. 
 
 Your Arithmetic, as far as I can see, appears to be a very 
 useful work. W. C. HORST, B. A., 
 
 * Head Master, High School, Allshabad. 
 
 It (Arithmetic) seems to me an exceedingly cheap book — the 
 cheapest I have seen in India — for the quantity and quality of 
 Arithmetical matter it contains. J. COOK, M. A., ^ 
 
 Principal, Doveton Protestant College, Madras. 
 
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 I FIND that, for more reasons than one, your book (Arithtnetic) 
 is superior to all the books on the subject now in use in our schools. 
 JOGOBANDHU BHUDDER, 
 
 Head Master, Zilla School, Jessore. 
 
 I HAVE looked through it (Arithmetic) carefully and consider it 
 to be exceedingly useful. 
 
 UGEORE CHUNDEE MOOKERJEE, 
 
 Head blaster, Zilla School, Monghyr. 
 
 The changes made in your "Text-Book of Algebr«»." are specially 
 valuable. You will be glad to know that your Arithirc<.:c, Algebra 
 and Euclid have been, by the Punjab Text-Book Committee, re- 
 commended for introduction into the scheme of studies for Anglo- 
 Vernacular Schools. This was done after consultation with the 
 chief headmasters who were unanimous in commending them. 
 
 W. BELL, 
 Professor, Govt. College, Lahore, 
 and Secretary to the Punjab Text-Book Com. 
 
 They are deservedly popular and are largely used b}^ the 
 students of this Province. M. A. STEliST. ph. d., 
 
 Registrar, Punjah University, Lahore' 
 
 WOR KS 
 
 BY 
 
 Mr. A. S. GHOSH, F. R. A. S. (London), 
 
 Professor of Mathematics and Economics, Citij College, Calcutta; ^^-^■ 
 Member of the Association for the Improvement of 
 Geometrical Teaching {England). 
 
 THE ELEMENTS OF TRIGONOMETRY. «s-2 4rt. Post. 2a. 
 OPINIONS 
 
 This work is marked by the clearne.'^s of exposition nvid the 
 attention to students' difficulties which might be expected fnjm the 
 exiierience of the author, both as a writer and as a teacher. It is 
 a serviceable treatise. A judicious use has been made of typogra- 
 phical distinctions. Mr. Ghosh's book is a worthy compiiiiion to 
 his editions of his father's Elements of Geometry and Arithmetic for 
 College n7id Schools, reviewed in our last issue. * 
 
 The Mathematical Gazette (London), October 1S95. 
 
 I REGARD this Trigonometry as a very suitable text book both 
 dt beginners and more advanced students. The author's aim haa
 
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 been throughout to excite the student's interest, and to show aa 
 early as possible the numerous practical applications of the subject. 
 The chapter on Curves both gives a very vivid idea of the varia- 
 tions of the Trigonometrical Functions and serves as an inti-oduction 
 to the study of Analytical Geometry. The short chapter on 
 Geodetical Surveying gives an idea of the methods employed in 
 this work. The examples and examination papers are very full 
 and copious. 
 
 Andrew C. D. Crommelin, f. r. a. s. 
 Late Scholar of Trinity College, Cambridge, 
 Assistant-Astronomer, Royal Observatory, Greenwich. 
 
 I HAVE looked through the Elements of Trigonometry by , 
 Mr. a. S. Ghosh. The feature of the work which has struck me 
 most is the liberal introduction of practical illustrations throughout 
 the book, which cannot fail to make the subject interesting to the 
 beginner. The work taken as a whole, will compare favourably with 
 high class English books on the same subject. 
 
 asutosh mctkhopadhyay, 
 
 M. A., D. L., F. R. A. S., F. R. S. (Edin). 
 
 President of the Mathematical Board of Studies, 
 
 University of Calcutta. 
 
 I HAVE looked through your " Elements of Trigonometry" and 
 have much pleasure in speaking of its merits. 
 
 Much new and interesting matter is put in it, and everything is 
 up to date. The chapter on Curves, the Astronomical problems on 
 Limits, the Optical note, all point out that there are higher branches 
 of Mathematics, as Coordinate Geometry, the Differential Calculus, 
 aj^ji^Optics which require the service of Trigonometry, and that it 
 oes not stand in bare isolation. The chapter on Dimensions, 
 Symmetry etc., deserve the attention both of the teacher and the 
 student. The subject has been made palatable and sufficiently 
 attractive to beginners. The practical bearings of the subject have 
 been well brought out. It may rank high among the well-known 
 text-books in use, and in my opinion supersede some of them. The 
 examples are numerous, and among them are many important and 
 useful deductions and formulae. The book contains everything which 
 Buch text-books should contain and leaves nothing to be desired. It is 
 exactly the book 1 should like to use as a text, and I have accordingly 
 recommended it to my students. To speak of other things, it has 
 the stamp of an English publication both in the treatment of the 
 subject and the way in which the book is got up. 
 
 , T. V. SWAMINATHA AIYAR, c. a. 
 
 ■» Professor of Mathematics, S. P. G. College, Tric%inoj}oly. 
 
 1 have looked through your work carefully and find it very 
 nicely arranged. Really the treatise is , very comprehensive and 
 contains a great deal of new matter not hitherto introduced Into
 
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 text-books on Trigonometry. The chapter on Carves, the proposi- 
 tions on Limits and the chapter on Survey by Triangulation ini roduce 
 matter not only interesting in itself, but important on account of 
 the present requirements for higher Mathematical teaching in India. 
 A judicious selection and arrangement of the examples lenders 
 the work more valuable. I have great pleasure in recommending it 
 to the students preparing for the Intermediate Examination in Arts 
 because it is very well adapte 1 to their needs. I should like to 
 introduce vour books in this college. 
 
 SHANK AR LAL, M. A. 
 
 Professor of Mathematics, LashJcar College, Gtvalior, 
 
 t. I BEG to acknowledge with very many thanks the receipts of your 
 new Trigonometry as well as the small treatise on Pedal and Anti- 
 pedal Triangles. At present I have had very little time for 
 thoroughly examining the book, but what little I have seen or it, I 
 have been very pleased with. 
 
 It struck me from the little that I have seen, that it hns been 
 well and concisely written. I have no doubt that tlie chajiter on 
 Curves and the Astronoinical Problems which you have introduced 
 will prove of great interest to both teacher and taught. 
 
 C. H. DIXON, B. A., 
 
 La Blartiniere College, Lucknow. 
 
 PEDAL AND ANTI-PEDAL TRIANGLES. 4a. Poet, i a. 
 
 Ojnnion : — An interesting little paper. The author hns been 
 anticipated on some points, but his mode of presentation is fresh, 
 and the properties in the latter part are new. 
 
 The Mathemetical Gazette (London), May ISS'fe^ 
 WHAT IS BIMETALLISM ? Price 2d. or 4o. Post. ^d. or i a. 
 
 SOiME OPINIONS OF THE PRESS. 
 
 "AVe have received from the author, Mr. A. S. Ghosh, who is 
 the Professor of Economics and Mathematics at the City C'ljUege, 
 Calcutta, a pamphlet entitled " What is Bimetallism ?" (Calcutta : 
 Patrick Press). The pamphlet is a singularly clear statement of 
 the bimetallic case, and is the more interesting because, though 
 written by a native of India, the point of view taken is distinctly 
 English and Imperial. In his preface Mr. Ghosh acknowledges his 
 indebtedness to Mr. Robert Barclay, of Manchester, with whom 
 he discussed the subject dui-ing Mr. Barclay's recent visit to 
 Calcutta ;«but we understand that he had already become, on«[jurely 
 theoretical grounds, an enthusiastic bimetallist. He had recently 
 edited the nineteenth edition of a work on arithmetic by his 
 father, which is very largely used in the schools and colleges of 
 India, and in dealing with the exchanges in this work he had
 
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 adopted the bimetallic theory. The pamphlet before us is notice- 
 able for the attention 'which its author gives to the arithmetical 
 aspect of the question. Many of the arguments advanced on the 
 monometallist side would never be used at all if their authora 
 would follow the example of Mr. Ghosh and consider the exact 
 Hgures of the problem. It is a little remai-kable, too, that it should 
 he necessaiy for an Indian writer to reiiiind many eminent contro- 
 versialists in this country that they "have brought much confusion 
 into the discussion by using the word ' supply ' ambiguously ; as, 
 ' the yeai'ly output from the mines' is not that ' supply' whicli 
 economists imply in the law of supply and demand." Mr. Ghosh 
 liimself has fallen into one or two minor errors, but they do not 
 really affect his argument, the statement of which, with the 
 general get-up of the pamphlet, is a remarkable illustration of 
 Indian progress. Some of the illustrations drawn from physical 
 science are particularly happy. Mr. Ghosh very forcibly points 
 out, as Ricardo did long ago, that, given fair conditions, the value 
 and consumption of silver are guaranteed by the fact that it is a 
 far moi"e useful metal than gold, and his reply to Lord Farrer'a 
 question " Wanted, a Ratio ?" in favour of 15|- to 1 as distinctly the 
 most ' natural' ratio is well w^orth attention." 
 
 The Manchester Guardian, 10th June, 1S95. 
 
 The folloicing is an extract from the opinion of one vho being a monometallist is 
 opposed to the views of the author,] 
 
 " An extremely clever and well written pamphlet has just 
 
 been issued from the Patrick Press, Calcutta, under the title of 
 " What is Bimetallism ?" The author, Mr. Ghosh, is Professor of 
 Economics and Mathematics in the City College, Calcutta, and a 
 mer^'^r of the British Bimetallic League. The ai-guments in 
 for of bimetallism are briefly and forcibly stated ; the evils said 
 to have been induced by monometallism are boldly enumerated ; 
 the artificial appreciation of gold is set forth ; the dangers of the 
 present rule of monometallism are vividly portrayed ; and a 
 stereoscopic view of peace and plenty is presented for all who can 
 focus it with bimetallist glasses." 
 
 fllere follows in great length a review of the pam2}hlet, together 
 with the revieioer's defence of monometallisvi.J 
 
 " We recommend the pamphlet under review as of high 
 
 merit and v?ell worthy of perusal. It shows evidence of careful 
 study, and there is no doubt of its being the outcome of honest 
 conviction" : — Capital and The Indian Financial Review. 
 
 • 
 " WE^have to express our acknowledgements to Mr.«A. S. 
 Ohosh, F. R. A. s. (London), Professor of Mathematics, City College, 
 Calcutta, for a copy of his very able hrochn,re : — ' What is 
 Bimetallism ?' We can cordially recommend the perusal of this 
 excellent little book to all those who are concerned in this greftt 
 cjuestion, the practical discussion of which cannot be long delayed.
 
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 Those who are acquainted with the mathematical works of Mk. 
 P. Ghosh will find on the perusal of this work of his son that the 
 mantle of the father has fallen on the author, for succinct and 
 lucid exposition. The pamphlet is a marvel of clearness and 
 research": — The Simla Times Advertiser. 
 
 " Mr. a. S. Ghosh, f. r a. s.. Professor of Economics and 
 mathematics in the City College, and son of tlie well known Mathe- 
 Matician, Mr. P. Ghosh, has published a small brochure on "What 
 is Bimetallism ? " Its publication is very timely, for the question 
 of bimetallism is a burning one and cannot but be the subject of 
 serious consideration by the chief Governments of the world within 
 , twelve months. 
 
 Bimetallists recognise to the full the evils which are resulting; 
 from the depreciation of the rupee and the prevalent depression 
 of trade, and are loud in their protestations not only that soraethinj^ 
 must be done, but that they can point out a cure which shall restovt; 
 the value of the rupee and bring about confidence and security in 
 commerce. At the same time the bimetallism which they advocate 
 is as puzzling and mysterious to many as exchange. Hence the 
 importance of a pamphlet like Mr. Ghosh's, which gives a clear and 
 simple explanation of the whole subject. 
 
 For those who wish to know what Bimetallism is and to under- 
 stand somewhat of the reasons for the strange fluctuations iu 
 exchange, we can, with confidence, recommend Mr. Ghosh's pam- 
 phlet and feel sure that if it is patiently read through, the subject 
 \vill appear to th^e reader in a clearer light than it has ever assumed 
 before :" — The Darjeeling Netvs. 
 
 " We Jhave received and read with great pleasure a panC^ilut 
 by Mr. A. S. Ghosh on Bimetallism. His arguments are 
 answerable" : — The Indo-Jiluropean Correspondence. 
 
 This is a neat little brochure, intended to explain to the general 
 public in a popular form the case for and against Bimetallism. 
 The author writes ia a clear style, and so far as it goes, no one wil! 
 have any difficulty in following the argument in the pamphlet. 
 The author's attempt to popularize a ditticult subject is to be 
 welcomed. — The Madras Law Journal; July 1895. 
 
 1^ All the above-mentioned publications may be 
 had from all Book-sellers throughout India, and from 
 
 fc THE MANAGER, PATRICK PRESS, 
 
 28 Convent Road, — Calcutta.