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THE COMEDY OF HUMAN LIFE
By H. DE BALZAC
SCENES FROM PARISIAN LIFE
THE LESSER BOURGEOISIE
BALZAC'S NOVELS.
Translated by Miss K. P. Wokmeley.
Already Published:
PEHE GORIOT.
DUCHESSE DE LANGEAIS.
RISE AND FALL OF CESAR BIROTTEAU.
EUGENIE GRANDET.
COUSIN PONS.
THE COUNTRY DOCTOR.
THE TWO BROTHERS.
THE ALKAHEST (La Recherche de V Absolu).
MODESTE MIGNON.
THE MAGIC SKIN (La Peau de Chagrin).
COUSIN BETTE.
LOUIS LAMBERT.
BUREAUCRACY (Lea Employed).
SERAPHITA.
SONS OP THE SOIL (Les Paysans).
FAME AND SORROW (Chat-qui-pelote).
THE LILY OF THE VALLEY.
URSULA.
AN HISTORICAL MYSTERY.
ALBERT SAVARUS.
BALZAC: A MEMOIR.
PIERRETTE.
THE CHOUANS.
LOST ILLUSIONS.
A GREAT MAN OF THE PROVINCES IN
PARIS.
THE BROTHERHOOD OF CONSOLATION.
THE VILLAGE RECTOR.
MEMOIRS OF TWO YOUNG MARRIED
WOMEN.
CATHERINE DE' MEDICI.
LUCIEN DE RUBEMPRE.
FERRAGUS, CHIEF OF THE DEVORANTS.
A START IN LIFE.
THE MARRIAGE CONTRACT.
BEATRIX.
A DAUGHTER OF EVE.
THE GALLERY OF ANTIQUITIES.
GOBSECK.
THE LESSER BOURGEOISIE.
JUANA.
THE DEPUTY OF ARCIS.
ROBERTS BROTHERS, Publishers, Boston.
HONORE DE BALZAC
TRANSLATED BY
KATHARINE PRESCOTT WORMELEY
The Lesser Bourgeoisie
ROBERTS BROTHERS
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1896
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Copyright, 1896,
By Roberts Brothers.
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TO CONSTANCE-VICTOIRE.
Here, madame, is one of those books which come into the
mind, whence no one knows, giving pleasure to the author
before he can foresee what reception the public, our great
present judge, will accord to it. Feeling almost certain of your
sympathy in my pleasure, I dedicate the book to you. Ought
it not to belong to you as the tithe formerly belonged to the
Church in memory of God, who makes all things bud and fruit
in the fields and in the intellect ?
A few lumps of clay, left by Moliere at the feet of his colossal
statue of Tartuffe, have here been kneaded by a hand more
daring than able ; but, at whatever distance I may be from the
greatest of comic writers, I shall still be glad to have used these
crumbs in showing the modern hypocrite in action. The chief
encouragement that I have had in this difficult undertaking was
in finding it apart from all religious questions, — questions which
ought to be kept out of it for the sake of one so pious as your-
self ; and also because of what a great writer has lately called
our present "indifference in matters of religion."
May the double signification of your names be for my book
a prophecy ! Deign to find here the respectful gratitude of him
who ventures to call himself the most devoted of your servants.
De Balzac.
796252
CONTENTS.
PAET FIKST.
THE LESSER BOURGEOIS OF PARIS.
CHAPTER PAGE
I. Departing Paris 1
II. The History of a Tyranny 10
III. COLLEVILLE 26
IV. The Circle of M. and Mme. Thuillier . 35
V. A Principal Personage 53
VI. A Keynote 75
VII. The Worthy Phellions 88
VIII. Ad Majorem Theodosis Gloriam .... 104
IX. The Banker of the Poor 129
X. How Brigitte was Won 141
XI. The Reign of Thf:odose 152
XII. Devils against Devils 160
XIII. The Perversity of Doves 181
XIV. One of Ce"rizet's Female Clients . . . 193
XV. The Difficulties that Crop up in the
Easiest of Thefts 206
XVI. Du Portail 227
XVII. In which the Lamb devours the Wolf . 238
XVIII. Set a Saint to catch a Saint 256
viii Contents.
PART SECOND.
THE PARVENUS.
CHAPTER PAGE
I. PlIELLION UNDER A NEW ASPECT 269
II. The Provencal's Present Position . . . 281
III. Good Blood cannot Lie 297
IV. Hungary versus Provence 320
V. Showing how near the Tarpeian Rock is to
the Capitol 332
VI. 'TWAS THUS THEY BADE ADIEU 349
VII. How to Shut the Door in People's Faces 359
VIII. A Run of Ill-Luck 370
IX. Give and Take 400
X. In which Ce'rizet practises the Healing
Art and the Art of Poisoning on the
same Day 416
XI. Explanations and what came of them . 430
XII. A Star .454
XIII. The Man who thinks the Star too Bright 473
XIV. A Stormy Day 487
XV. At du Portail's 517
XVI. Checkmate to Thuillier 540
XVJI. In the Exercise of his Functions .... 554
PART I.
THE LESSER BOURGEOIS OF PARIS.
THE LESSER BOURGEOISIE.
PART I.
THE LESSER BOURGEOIS OF PARIS.
DEPARTING PARIS.
The tourniquet Saint- Jean, the narrow passage entered
through a turnstile, a description of which was said to be
so wearisome in the study entitled " A Double Life M
(Scenes from Private Life), that naive relic of old Paris,
has at the present moment no existence except in our said
typography. The building of the H6tel-de-Ville, such as
we now see it, swept away a whole section of the city.
In 1830, passers along the street could still see the
turnstile painted on the sign of a wine-merchant, but even
that house, its last asylum, has been demolished. Alas !
old Paris is disappearing with frightful rapidity. Here
and there, in the course of this history of Parisian life,
will be found preserved, sometimes the type of the dwell-
ings of the middle ages, like that described in "Fame
and Sorrow" (Scenes from Private Life), one or two
specimens of which exist to the present day ; sometimes
a house like that of Judge Popinot, rue du Fouarre, a
specimen of the former bourgeoisie ; here, the remains of
Fulbert's house ; there, the old dock of the Seine as it
was under Charles IX. Why should not the historian of
French society, a new Old Mortality, endeavor to save
2 Th<: Lfsxer Bourgeoisie.
these curious expressions of the past, as Walter Scott's
old man rubbed up the tombstones? Certainly, for the
last ten years the outcries of literature in this direction
have not been superfluous ; art is beginning to disguise
beneath its floriated ornaments those ignoble facades of
what are called in Paris " houses of product," which one
of our poets has jocosely compared to chests of drawers.
Let us remark here, that the creation of the municipal
commission del ornamento which superintends at Milan
the architecture of street facades, and to which every
house owner is compelled to subject his plan, dates from
the seventeenth century. Consequently, we see in that
charming capital the effects of this public spirit on the
part of nobles and burghers, while we admire their
buildings so full of character and originality. Hideous,
unrestrained speculation which, year after year, changes
the uniform level of storeys, compresses a whole apart-
ment into the space of what used to be a salon, and
wages war upon gardens, will infallibly react on Parisian
manners and morals. We shall soon be forced to live
more without than within. Our sacred private life, the
freedom and liberty of home, where will they be? —
reserved for those who can muster fifty thousand francs
a year! In fact, few millionaires now allow themselves
the luxury of a house to themselves, guarded by a court-
yard on the street and protected from public curiosity
by a shady garden at the back.
By levelling fortunes, that section of the Code which
regulates testamentary bequests, has produced these huge
stone phalansteries, in which thirty families are often
lodged, returning a rental of a hundred thousand francs
a year. Fifty years hence we shall be able to count on
our fingers the few remaining houses which resemble that
occupied, at the moment our narrative begins, by the
Thuillier family, — a really curious house which deserves
the honor of an exact description, if only to compare the
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life of the bourgeoisie of former times with that of
to-day.
The situation and the aspect of this house, the frame
of our present Scene of manners and morals, has, more-
over, a flavor, a perfume of the lesser bourgeoisie, which
may attract or repel attention according to the taste of
each reader.
In the first place, the Thuillier house did not belong
to either Monsieur or Madame Thuillier, but to Made-
moiselle Thuillier, the sister of Monsieur Thuillier.
This house, bought during the first six months which
followed the revolution of July by Mademoiselle Marie-
Jeanne-Brigitte Thuillier, a spinster of full age, stands
about the middle of the rue Saint-Dominique-d'Enfer, to
the right as you enter by the rue d'Enfer, so that the
main building occupied by Monsieur Thuillier faces
south.
The progressive movement which is carrying the
Parisian population to the heights along the right bank
of the Seine had long injured the sale of property in
what is called the "Latin quarter," when reasons, which
will be given when we come to treat of the character and
habits of Monsieur Thuillier, determined his sister to the
purchase of real estate. She obtained this property for
the small sum of forty-six thousand francs ; certain extras
amounted to six thousand more; in all, the price paid
was fifty-two thousand francs. A description of the
property given in the style of an advertisement, and the
results obtained by Monsieur Thuillier' s exertions, will
explain by what means so many fortunes increased enor-
mously after July, 1830, while so many others sank.
Toward the street the house presents a facade of rough
stone covered with plaster, cracked by weather and lined
by the mason's instrument into a semblance of blocks of
cut stone. This frontage is so common in Paris and so
ugly that the city ought to offer premiums to house-
4 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
owners who would build their facades of cut-stone blocks.
Seven windows lighted the gray front of this house which
was raised three storeys, ending in a mansard roof
covered with slate. The porte-cochere, heavy and solid,
showed by its workmanship and style that the front
building on the street had been erected in the days of
the Empire, to utilize a part of the courtyard of the vast
old mansion, built at an epoch when the quartier d'Enfer
enjoyed a certain vogue.
On one side was the porter's lodge; on the other the
staircase of the front building. Two wings, built against
the adjoining houses, had formerly served as stables,
coach-house, kitchen and offices to the rear dwelling;
but since 1830, they had been converted into ware-
rooms. The one on the right was let to a certain M.
Metivier, jr., wholesale dealer in paper; that on the left
to a bookseller named Barbet. The offices of each were
above the warerooms; the bookseller occupying the first
storey, and the paper-dealer the second storey of the
house on the street. Metivier, jr., who was more of a
commission merchant in paper than a regular dealer,
and Barbet, much more of a money lender and discounter
than a bookseller, kept these vast warerooms for the pur-
pose of storing, — one, his stacks of paper, bought of
needy manufacturers, the other, editions of books given
as security for loans.
The shark of bookselling and the pike of paper-dealing
lived on the best of terms, and their mutual operations,
exempt from the turmoil of retail business, brought so
few carriages into that tranquil courtyard that the con-
cierge was obliged to pull up the grass between the
paving-stones. Messrs. Barbet and Metivier paid a few
rare visits to their landlords, and the punctuality with
which they paid their rent classed them as good tenants ;
in fact, they were looked upon as very honest men by
the Thuillier circle.
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As for the third floor on the street, it was made into
two apartments; one of which was occupied by M.
Dutocq, clerk of the justice of peace, a retired govern-
ment employe, and a frequenter of the Thuillier salon;
the other by the hero of this Scene, about whom we must
content ourselves at the present moment by fixing the
amount of his rent, — namely, seven hundred francs a
year, — and the location he had chosen in the heart of
this well-filled building, exactly three years before the
curtain rises on the present domestic drama.
The clerk, a bachelor of fifty, occupied the larger of
the two apartments on the third floor. He kept a cook,
and the rent of the rooms was a thousand francs a year.
Within two years of the time of her purchase, Made-
moiselle Thuillier was receiving seven thousand two
hundred francs in rentals, for a house which the late
proprietor had supplied with outside blinds, renovated
within, and adorned with mirrors, without being able to
sell or let it. Moreover, the Thuilliers themselves, nobly
lodged, as we shall see, enjoyed also a fine garden, —
one of the finest in that quarter, — the trees of which
shaded the lonely little street named the rue Neuve-
Sainte-Catherine.
Standing between the courtyard and garden, the main
building, which they inhabited, seems to have been the
caprice of some enriched bourgeois in the reign of
Louis XIV. ; the dwelling, perhaps, of a president of the
parliament, or that of a tranquil savant. Its noble free-
stone blocks, damaged by time, have a certain air of
Louis-the-Fourteenth grandeur; the courses of the facade
define the storeys; panels of red brick recall the appear-
ance of the stables at Versailles; the windows have
masks carved as ornaments in the centre of their arches
and below their sills. The door, of small panels in the
upper half and plain below, through which, when open,
the garden can be seen, is of that honest, unassuming
6 The Lesser Bourgeoisie,
style which was often employed in former days for the
porters' lodges of the royal chateaux.
This building, with five windows to each course, rises
two storeys above the ground-floor, and is particularly
noticeable for a roof of four sides ending in a weather-
vane, and broken hero and there by tall, handsome chim-
neys, and oval windows. Perhaps this structure is the
remains of some great mansion; but after examining all
the existing old maps of Paris, we find nothing which
bears out this conjecture. Moreover, the title-deeds of
Mademoiselle Thuillier declare that the owner of the
property under Louis XIV. was Petitot, the celebrated
painter in miniature, who obtained it originally from
President Lecamus. We may therefore believe that
Lecamus lived in this building while he was erecting his
more famous mansion in the rue de Thongny.
So Art and the legal robe have passed this way in
turn. How many instigations of needs and pleasures
have led to the interior arrangement* of the dwelling!
To right, as we enter a square hall forming a closed ves-
tibule, rises a stone staircase with two windows looking
on the garden. Beneath the staircase opens a door to
the cellar. From this vestibule we enter the dining-
room, lighted from the courtyard, and the dining-room
communicates at its side with the kitchen, which forms
a continuation of the wing in which are the warerooms
of Metivier and Barbet. Behind the staircase extends,
on the garden side, a fine study or office with two large
windows. The first and second floor form two complete
apartments, and the servants' quarters are shown by the
oval windows in the four-sided roof.
A large porcelain stove heats the square vestibule, the
two glass doors of which, placed opposite to each other,
light it. This room, paved in black and white marble,
is especially noticeable for a ceiling of beams formerly
painted and gilt, but which had since received, probably
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 7
under the Empire, a coat of plain white paint. The
three doors of the study, salon and dining-room, sur-
mounted by oval panels, are awaiting a restoration that
is more than needed. The wood-work is heavy, but the
ornamentation is not without merit. The salon, panelled
throughout, recalls the great century by its tall mantel-
piece of Languedoc marble, its ceiling decorated at the
corners, and by the style of its windows, which still
retain their little panes. The dining-room, communicat-
ing with the salon by a double door, is floored with
stone; the wood- work is oak, unpainted, and an atro-
cious modern wall-paper has been substituted for the
tapestries of the olden time. The ceiling is of chestnut;
and the study, modernized by Thuillier, adds its quota
to these discordances.
The white and gold mouldings of the salon are so
effaced that nothing remains of the gilding but reddish
lines, while the white enamelling is yellow, cracked, and
peeling off. Never did the Latin saying Otium cum
dignitate have a greater commentary to the mind of a
poet than in this noble building. The iron-work of the
staircase baluster is worthy of the artist and the magis-
trate; but to find other traces of their taste to-day in
this majestic relic, the eyes of an artistic observer are
needed.
The Thuilliers and their predecessors have frequently
degraded this jewel of the upper bourgeoisie by the
habits and inventions of the lesser bourgeoisie. Look
at those walnut chairs covered with horse-hair, that
mahogany table with its oilcloth cover, that sideboard,
also of mahogany, that carpet, bought at a bargain,
beneath the table, those metal lamps, that wretched paper
with its red border, those execrable engravings, and the
calico curtains with red fringes, in a dining-room, where
the friends of Petitot once feasted ! Do you notice the
effect produced in the salon by those portraits of Mon-
8 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
sieur and Madame and Mademoiselle Thuillier by Pierre
Grassou, the artist par excellence of the modern bour-
geoisie. Have you remarked the card-tables and the
consoles of the Empire, the tea-table supported by a lyre,
and that species of sofa, of gnarled mahogany, covered
in painted velvet of a chocolate tone? On the chimney-
piece, with the clock (representing the Bellona of the
Empire), are candelabra with fluted columns. Curtains
of woollen damask, with under-curtains of embroidered
muslin held back by stamped brass holders, drape the
windows. On the floor a cheap carpet. The handsome
vestibule has wooden benches, covered with velvet, and
the panelled walls with their fine carvings are mostly
hidden by wardrobes, brought there from time to time
from the bedrooms occupied by the Thuilliers. Fear,
that hideous divinity, has caused the family to add sheet-
iron doors on the garden side and on the courtyard side,
which are folded back against the walls in the daytime,
and are closed at night.
It is easy to explain the deplorable profanation prac-
tised on this monument of the private life of the bour-
geoisie of the seventeenth century, by the private life of
the bourgeoisie of the nineteenth. At the beginning of
the Consulate, let us say, some master-mason having
bought the ancient building, took the idea of turning to
account the ground which lay between it and the street.
He probably pulled down a fine porte-cochere or entrance
gate, flanked by little lodges which guarded the charm-
ing sejour (to use a word of the olden time), and pro-
ceeded, with the industry, of a Parisian proprietor, to
impress his withering mark on the elegance of the old
building. What a curious study might be made of the
successive title-deeds of property in Paris! A private
lunatic asylum performs its functions in the rue des
Batailles in the former dwelling of the Chevalier Pierre
Bayard du Terrail, once without fear and without
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 9
reproach; a street has now been built by the present
bourgeois administration through the site of the hotel
Necker. Old Paris is departing, following its kings
who abandoned it. For one masterpiece of architecture
saved from destruction by a Polish princess (the hotel
Lambert, lie Saint-Louis, bought and occupied by the
Princess Czartoriska) how many little palaces have
fallen, like this dwelling of Petitot, into the hands of
such as Thuillier.
Here follow the causes which made Mademoiselle
Thuillier the owner of the house.
10 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
II.
TTIE ni STORY OF A TYRANNY.
At the fall of the Villele ministry, Monsieur Louis-
Jerome Thuillier, who had then seen twenty-six years'
service as a clerk in the ministry of finance, became sub-
director of a department thereof; but scarcely had he
enjoyed the subaltern authority of a position formerly
his lowest hope, when the events of July, 1830, forced
him to resign it. He calculated, shrewdly enough, that
his pension would be honorably and readily given by the
new-comers, glad to have another office at their disposal.
He was right; for a pension of seventeen hundred francs
was paid to him immediately.
When the prudent sub-director first talked of resign-
ing, his sister, who was far more the companion of his
life than his wife, trembled for his future.
"What will become of Thuillier? ''" was a question
which Madame and Mademoiselle Thuillier put to each
other with mutual terror in their little lodging on a third
floor of the rue d'Argenteuil.
"Securing his pension will occupy him for a time,"
Mademoiselle Thuillier said one day; "but I am think-
ing of investing my savings in a way that will cut out
work for him. Yes; it will be something like adminis-
trating the finances to manage a piece of propert} 7 ."
"Oh, sister! you will save his life," cried Madame
Thuillier.
"I have always looked for a crisis of this kind in
Jerome's life," replied the old maid, with a protecting
air.
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 11
Mademoiselle Thuillier had too often heard her brother
remark: "Such a one is dead; he only survived his re-
tirement two years ; " she had too often heard Colleville,
her brother's intimate friend, a government employe
like himself, say, jesting on this climacteric of bureau-
crats, "We shall all come to it, ourselves," not to appre-
ciate the danger her brother was running. The change
from activity to leisure is, in truth, the critical period
for government employes of all kinds.
Those of them who know not how to substitute, or per-
haps cannot substitute other occupations for the work
to which they have been accustomed, change in a singu-
lar manner: some die outright; others take to fishing,
the vacancy of that amusement resembling that of their
late employment under government; others, who are
smarter men, dabble in stocks, lose their savings, and
are thankful to obtain a place in some enterprise that is
likely to succeed, after a first disaster and liquidation,
in the hands of an abler management. The late clerk
then rubs his hands, now empty, and says to himself:
"I always did foresee the success of the business." But
nearly all these retired bureaucrats have to fight against
their former habits.
"Some," Colleville used to say, "are victims to a sort
of spleen peculiar to the government clerk ; they die of
a checked circulation ; a red-tapeworm is in their vitals.
That little Poiret could n't see the well-known white
carton without changing color at the beloved sight; he
used to turn from green to yellow."
Mademoiselle Thuillier was considered the moving
spirit of her brother's household; she was not without
decision and force of character, as the following history
will show. This superiority over those who immediately
surrounded her enabled her to judge her brother, although
she adored him. After witnessing the failure of the
hopes she had set upon her idol, she had too much real
12 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
maternity in her feeling for him to let herself be mis-
taken as to his social value.
Tbuillier and his sister were children of the head
porter at the ministry of finance. Jerome had escaped,
thanks to his near-sightedness, all drafts and conscrip-
tions. The father's ambition was to make his son a
government clerk. At the beginning of this century the
army presented too many posts not to leave various
vacancies in the government offices. A deficiency of
minor officials enabled old Pere Tbuillier to hoist his son
upon the lowest step of the bureaucratic hierarchy. The
old man died in 1814, leaving Jerome on the point of
becoming sub-director, but with no other fortune than
that prospect. The worthy Tbuillier and his wife (who
died in 1810) had retired from active service in 1806,
with a pension as their only means of support; having
spent what property they had in giving Jer6me the
education required in these days, and in supporting both
him and his sister.
The influence of the Restoration on the bureaucracy is
well known. From the forty and one suppressed depart-
ments a crowd of honorable employes returned to Paris
with nothing to do, and clamorous for places inferior to
those they had lately occupied. To these acquired rights
were added those of exiled families ruined by the Revo-
lution. Pressed between the two floods, Jer6me thought
himself lucky not to have been dismissed under some
frivolous pretext. He trembled until the day when, be-
coming by mere chance sub-director, he saw himself
secure of a retiring pension. This cursory view of mat-
ters will serve to explain Monsieur Thuillier's very
limited scope and knowledge. He had learned the Latin,
mathematics, history, and geography that are taught in
schools, but he never got beyond what is called the
second class; his father having preferred to take advan-
tage of a sudden opportunity to place him at the minis-
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 13
try. So, while young Thuillier was making his first
records on the Grand-Livre, he ought to have been
studying his rhetoric and philosophy.
While grinding the ministerial machine, he had no
leisure to cultivate letters, still less the arts; but he
acquired a routine knowledge of his business, and when
he had an opportunity to rise, under the Empire, to the
sphere of superior employes, he assumed a superficial
air of competence which concealed the son of a porter,
though none of it rubbed into his mind. His ignorance,
however, taught him to keep silence, and silence served
him well. He accustomed himself to practise, under
the imperial regime, a passive obedience which pleased
his superiors ; and it was to this quality that he owed at
a later period his promotion to the rank of sub-director.
His routine habits then became great experience; his
manners and his silence concealed his lack of education,
and his absolute nullity was a recommendation, for a
cipher was needed. The government was afraid of
displeasing both parties in the Chamber by selecting a
man from either side ; it therefore got out of the difficulty
by resorting to the rule of seniority. That is how
Thuillier became sub-director. Mademoiselle Thuillier,
knowing that her brother abhorred reading, and could
substitute no business for the bustle of a public office,
had wisely resolved to plunge him into the cares of
property, into the culture of a garden, in short, into all
the infinitely petty concerns and neighborhood intrigues
which make up the life of the bourgeoisie.
The transplanting of the Thuillier household from the
rue d'Argenteuil to the rue Saint-Dominique-d'Enfer,
the business of making the purchase, of finding a suitable
porter, and then of obtaining tenants occupied Thuillier
from 1831 to 1832. When the phenomenon of the change
was accomplished, and the sister saw that Jerome had
borne it fairly well, she found him other cares and occu-
14 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
pations (about which we shall hear later), all based upon
the character of the man himself, as to which it will now
be useful to give information.
Though the son of a ministerial porter, Thuillier was
what is called a fine man, slender in figure, above middle
height, and possessing a face that was rather agreeable
if wearing his spectacles, but frightful without them;
which is frequently the case with near-sighted persons;
for the habit of looking through glasses had covered the
pupils of his eyes with a sort of film.
Between the ages of eighteen and thirty, young
Thuillier had much success among women, in a sphere
which began with the lesser bourgeoisie and ended in
that of the heads of departments. Under the Empire,
war left Parisian society rather denuded of men of
energy, who were mostly on the battlefield ; and perhaps,
as a great physician has suggested, this may account
for the flabbiness of the generation which occupies the
middle of the nineteenth century.
Thuillier, forced to make himself noticeable by other
charms than those of mind, learned to dance and to waltz
in a way to be cited; he was called "that handsome
Thuillier;" he played billiards to perfection; he knew
how to cut out likenesses in black paper, and his friend
Colleville coached him so well that he was able to sing
all the ballads of the day. These various small accom-
plishments resulted in that appearance of success which
deceives youth and befogs it about the future. Made-
moiselle Thuillier, from 1806 to 1814, believed in her
brother as Mademoiselle d'Orleaus believed in Louis-
Philippe. She was proud of Jerome; she expected to see
him the director-general of his department of the min-
istry, thanks to his successes in certain salons, where,
undoubtedly, he would never have been admitted but for
the circumstances which made society under the Empire
a medley.
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But the successes of "that handsome Thuillier" were
usually of short duration ; women did not care to keep
his devotion any more than he desired to make his devo-
tion eternal. He was really an unwilling Don Juan; the
career of a "beau" wearied him to the point of aging
him; his face, covered with lines like that of an old
coquette, looked a dozen years older than the registers
made him. There remained to him of all his successes
in gallantry, a habit of looking at himself in mirrors, of
buttoning his coat to define his waist, and of posing
in various dancing attitudes; all of which prolonged,
beyond the period of enjoying his advantages, the sort
of lease that he held on his cognomen, "that handsome
Thuillier. "
The truth of 1806 has, however, become a fable, in
1826. He retains a few vestiges of the former costume
of the beaux of the Empire, which are not unbecoming
to the dignity of a former sub-director. He still wears
the white cravat with innumerable folds, wherein his
chin is buried, and the coquettish bow, formerly tied by
the hands of beauty, the two ends of which threaten
danger to the passers to right and left. He follows the
fashions of former days, adapting them to his present
needs ; he tips his hat on the back of his head, and wears
shoes and thread stockings in summer; his long-tailed
coats remind one of the well-known "surtouts " of the
Empire; he has not yet abandoned his frilled shirts and
his white waistcoats; he still plays with his Empire
switch, and holds himself so erect that his back bends
in. No one, seeing Thuillier promenading on the boule-
vards, would take him for the son of a man who cooked
the breakfasts of the clerks at a ministry and wore the
livery of Louis XVI. ; he resembles an imperial diploma-
tist or a sub-prefect. Now, not only did Mademoiselle
Thuillier very innocently work upon her brother's weak
spot by encouraging in him an excessive care of his
16 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
person, which, in her, was simply a continuation of her
worship, but she also provided him with family joys,
by transplanting to their midst a household which had
hitherto been quasi-collateral to them.
It was that of Monsieur Colleville, an intimate friend
of Thuillier. But before we proceed to describe Pylades
let us finish with Orestes, and explain why Thuillier —
that handsome Thuillier — was left without a family of
his own — for the family, be it said, is non-existent
without children. Herein appears one of those deep
mysteries which lie buried in the arcana of private life,
a few shreds of which rise to the surface at moments
when the pain of a concealed situation grows poignant.
This concerns the life of Madame and Mademoiselle
Thuillier; so far, we have seen only the life (and we
may call it the public life ) of Jerome Thuillier.
Marie- Jeanne-Brigitte Thuillier, four years older than
her brother, had been utterly sacrificed to him; it was
easier to give a career to the one than a dot to the other.
Misfortune to some natures is a pharos, which illumines
to their eyes the dark low corners of social existence.
Superior to her brother both in mind and energy, Brigitte
had one of those natures which, under the hammer of
persecution, gather themselves together, become compact
and powerfully resistant, not to say inflexible. Jealous
of her independence, she kept aloof from the life of the
household ; choosing to make herself the sole arbiter of
her own fate. At fourteen years of age, she went to live
alone in a garret, not far from the ministry of finance,
which was then in the rue Vivien ne, and also not far
from the Bank of France, then, and now, in the rue de
la Vrilliere. There she bravely gave herself up to a
form of industry little known and the perquisite of a few
persons, which she obtained, thanks to the patrons of her
father. It consisted in making bags to hold coin for the
Bank, the Treasury, and great financial houses. At the
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 17
end of three years the employed two workwomen. By
investing her savings on the Grand-Livre, she found
herself, in 1814, the mistress of three thousand six hun-
dred francs a year, earned in fifteen years. As she spent
little, and dined with her father as long as he lived, and,
as government securities were very low during the last
convulsions of the Empire, this result, which seems at
first sight exaggerated, explains itself.
On the death of their father, Brigitte and Jerome, the
former being twenty-seven, the latter twenty-three, united
their existence. Brother and sister were bound together
by an extreme affection. If Jerome, then at the height
of his successes, was pinched for money, his sister,
clothed in serge, and her fingers roughened by the coarse
thread with which she sewed her bags, would give him a
few louis. In Brigitte' s eyes Jerome was the handsomest
and most charming man in the whole French Empire.
To keep house for this cherished brother, to be initiated
into the secrets of Lindor and Don Juan, to be his hand-
maiden, his spaniel, was Brigitte' s dream. She immo-
lated herself lovingly to an idol whose selfishness, always
great, was enormously increased by her self-sacrifice.
She sold her business to her forewoman for fifteen thou-
sand francs and came to live with Thuillier in the rue
d'Argenteuil, where she made herself the mother, pro-
tectress, and servant of this spoiled child of women.
Brigitte, with the natural caution of a girl who owed
everything to her own discretion and her own labor, con-
cealed the amount of her savings from Jerome, — fear-
ing, no doubt, the extravagance of a man of gallantry.
She merely paid a quota of six hundred francs a year
to the expenses of the household, and this, with her
brother's eighteen hundred, enabled her to make both
ends meet at the end of the year.
From the first days of their coming together, Thuillier
listened to his sister as to an oracle ; he consulted her in
2
18 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
his trifling affairs, kept none of his secrets from her, and
thus made her taste the fruit of despotism which was, in
truth, the one little sin of her nature. But the sister had
sacrificed everything to the brother; she had staked her
all upon his heart; she lived by him only. Brigitte's
ascendency over Jerome was singularly proved by the
marriage which she procured for him about the year 1814.
Seeing the tendency to enforced reduction which the
new-comers to power under the Restoration were begin-
ning#to bring about in the government offices, and par-
ticularly since the return of the old society which sought
to ride over the bourgeoisie, Brigitte understood, far
better than her brother could explain to her, the social
crisis which presently extinguished their common hopes.
No more successes for that handsome Thuillier in the
salons of the nobles who now succeeded the plebeians of
the Empire!
Thuillier was not enough of a person to take up a
politic opinion and choose a party; he felt, as his sister
did for him, the necessity of profiting by the remains of
his youth to make a settlement. In such a situation, a
sister as jealous of her power as Brigitte naturally would,
and ought, to marry her brother, to suit herself as well as
to suit him ; for she alone could make him really happy,
Madame Thuillier being only an indispensable accessory
to the obtaining of two or three children. If Brigitte
did not have an intellect quite the equal of her will, at
least she had the instinct of her despotism; without,
it is true, education, she marched straight before her,
with the headstrong determination of a nature accus-
tomed to succeed. She had the genius of housekeeping,
a faculty for economy, a thorough understanding of how
to live, and a love for work. She saw plainly that she
could never succeed in marrying Jerome into a sphere
above their own, where parents might inquire into their
domestic life and feel uneasy at finding a mistress already
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 19
reigning in the home. She therefore sought in a lower
grade for persons to dazzle, and found, almost beside
her, a suitable match.
The oldest usher at the Bank, a man named Lemprun,
had an only daughter, called Celeste. Mademoiselle
Celeste Lemprun would inherit the fortune of her mother,
the only daughter of a rich farmer. This fortune con-
sisted of some acres of land in the environs of Paris,
which the old father still worked; besides this, she
would have the property of Lemprun himself, a man who
had left the firms of Thelusson and of Keller to enter the
service of the Bank of France. Lemprun, now the head
of that service, enjoyed the respect and consideration of
the governors and auditors.
The Bank council, on hearing of the probable marriage
of Celeste to an honorable employe at the ministry of
finance, promised a wedding present of six thousand
francs. This gift, added to twelve thousand given by
Pere Lemprun, and twelve thousand more from the
maternal grandfather, Sieur Galard, market-gardener
at Auteuil, brought up the dowry to thirty thousand
francs. Old Galard and Monsieur and Madame Lemprun
were delighted with the marriage. Lemprun himself
knew Mademoiselle Thuillier, and considered her one of
the worthiest and most conscientious women in Paris.
Brigitte then, for the first time, allowed her investments
on the Grand-Livre to shine forth, assuring Lemprun that
she should never marry; consequently, neither he nor
his wife, persons devoted to the main chance, would ever
allow themselves to find fault with Brigitte. Above all,
they were greatly struck by the splendid prospects of
that handsome Thuillier, and the marriage took place, as
the conventional saying is, to the general satisfaction.
The governor of the Bank and the secretary were the
bride's witnesses; Monsieur de la Billardiere, director
of Thuillier's department, and Monsieur Rabourdin, head
20 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
of tbe office, being those of the groom. Six days after
the marriage old Lemprun was the victim of a daring
robbery, which made a great noise in the newspapers of
the day, though it was quickly forgotten during the
events of 1815. The guilty parties having escaped
detection, Lemprun wished to make up the loss ; but the
Bank agreed to carry the deficit to its profit and loss
account; nevertheless, the poor old man actually died of
the grief this affair had caused him. He regarded it as
an attack upon his aged honor.
Madame Lemprun then resigned all her property to her
daughter, Madame Thuillier, and went to live with her
father at Auteuil until he died from an accident in 1817.
Alarmed at the prospect of having to manage or lease
the market-garden and the farm of her father, Madame
Lemprun entreated Brigitte, whose honesty and capacity
astonished her, to wind up old Galard's affairs, and to
settle the property in such a way that her daughter should
take possession of everything, securing to her mother
fifteen hundred francs a year and the house at Auteuil.
The landed property of the old farmer was sold in lots,
and brought in thirty thousand francs. Lemprun' s estate
had given as much more, so that Madame Thuillier's
fortune, including her dot, amounted in 1818 to ninety
thousand francs. Joining the revenue of this property
to that of the brother and sister, the Thuillier household
had an income, in 1818, amounting to eleven thousand
francs, managed by Brigitte alone on her sole responsi-
bility. It is necessary to begin by stating this financial
position, not only to prevent objections but to rid the
drama of difficulties.
Brigitte began, from the first, by allowing her brother
five hundred francs a month, and by sailing the house-
hold boat at the rate of five thousand francs a year. She
granted to her sister-in-law fifty francs a month, explain-
ing to her carefully that she herself was satisfied with
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 21
forty. To strengthen her despotism by the power of
money, Brigitte laid by the surplus of her own funds.
She made, so it was said in business offices, usurious
loans by means of her brother, who appeared as a money-
lender. If, between the years 1813 and 1830, Brigitte
had capitalized sixty thousand francs, that sum can be
explained by the rise in the Funds, and there is no need
to have recourse to accusations more or less well founded,
which have nothing to do with our present history.
From the first days of the marriage, Brigitte subdued
the unfortunate Madame Thuillier with a touch of the
spur and a jerk of the bit, both of which she made her
feel severely. A further display of tyranny was use-
less; the victim resigned herself at once. Celeste,
thoroughly understood by Brigitte, a girl without mind
or education, accustomed to a sedentary life and a tran-
quil atmosphere, was extremely gentle by nature; she
was pious in the fullest acceptation of the word; she
would willingly have expiated by the hardest punish-
ments the involuntary wrong of giving pain to her
neighbor. She was utterly ignorant of life; accustomed
to be waited on by her mother, who did the whole service
of the house, for Celeste was unable to make much exer-
tion, owing to a lymphatic constitution which the least
toil wearied. She was truly a daughter of the people
of Paris, where children, seldom handsome, and of no
vigor, the product of poverty and toil, of homes without
fresh air, without freedom of action, without any of the
conveniences of life, meet us at every turn.
At the time of the marriage, Celeste was seen to be a
little woman, fair and faded almost to sickliness, fat,
slow, and silly in the countenance. N Her forehead,
much too large and too prominent, suggested water
on the brain, and beneath that waxen cupola her face,
noticeably too small and ending in a point like the nose
of a mouse, made some people fear she would become,
22 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
sooner or later, imbecile. Her eyes, which were light
blue, and her lips, always fixed in a smile, did not con-
tradict that idea. On the solemn occasion of her mar-
riage she had the manner, air, and attitude of a person
condemned to death, whose only desire is that it might
all be over speedily.
"She is rather round," said Colleville to Thuillier.
Brigitte was just the knife to cut into such a nature,
to which her own formed the strongest contrast. Made-
moiselle Thuillier was remarkable for her regular and cor-
rect beauty, but a beauty injured by toil which, from her
very childhood, had bent her down to painful, thankless
tasks, and by the secret privations she imposed upon her-
self in order to amass her little property. Her complex-
ion, early discolored, had something the tint of steel. Her
brown eyes were framed in brown ; on the upper lip was
a brown floss like a sort of smoke. Her lips were thin,
and her imperious forehead was surmounted by hair once
black, now turning to chinchilla. She held herself as
straight as the fairest beauty; but all things else about
her showed the hardness of her life, the deadening of her
natural fire, the cost of what she was !
To Brigitte, Celeste was simply a fortune to lay hold of,
a future mother to rule, one more subject in her empire.
She soon reproached her for being weak, a constant word
in her vocabulary, and the jealous old maid, who would
strongly have resented any signs of activity in her sister-
in-law, now took a savage pleasure in prodding the lan-
guid inertness of the feeble creature. Celeste, ashamed
to see her sister-in-law displaying such energy in house-
hold work, endeavored to help her, and fell ill in conse-
quence. Instantly, Brigitte was devoted to her, nursed
her like a beloved sister, and would say, in presence of
Thuillier: "You haven't any strength, my child; you
must never do anything again." She showed up Celeste's
incapacity by that display of sympathy with which
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strength, seeming to pity weakness, finds means to boast
of its own powers.
But, as all despotic natures liking to exercise their
strength are full of tenderness for physical sufferings,
Brigitte took such real care of her sister-in-law as to
satisfy Celeste's mother when she came to see her daugh-
ter. After Madame Thuillier recovered, however, she
called her, in Celeste's hearing, "a helpless creature,
good for nothing!" which sent the poor thing crying to
her room. When Thuillier found her there, drying her
eyes, he excused his sister, saying : —
"She is an excellent woman, but rather hasty; she
loves you in her own way; she behaves just so with
me."
Celeste, remembering the maternal care of her sister-
in-law during her illness, forgave the wound. Brigitte
always treated her brother as the king of the family ; she
exalted him to Celeste, and made him out an autocrat, a
Ladislas, an infallible pope. Madame Thuillier having
lost her father and grandfather, and being well-nigh
deserted by her mother, who came to see her on Thurs-
days only (she herself spending Sundays at Auteuil in
summer), had no one left to love except her husband,
and she did love him, — in the first place, because he was
her husband, and secondly, because he still remained to
her "that handsome Thuillier." Besides, he sometimes
treated her like a wife, and all these reasons together
made her adore him. He seemed to her all the more per-
fect because he often took up her defence and scolded
his sister, not from any real interest in his wife, but
for pure selfishness, and in order to have peace in the
household during the very few moments that he stayed
there.
In fact, that handsome Thuillier was never at home
except at dinner, after which meal he went out, return-
ing very late at night. He went to balls and other social
24 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
festivities by himself, precisely as if he were still a
bachelor. Thus the two women were always alone to-
gether. Celeste insensibly fell into a passive attitude,
and became what Brigitte wanted her, — a helot. The
Queen Elizabeth of the household then passed from des-
potism to. a sort of pity for the poor victim who was
always sacrificed. She ended by softening her haughty
ways, her cutting speech, her contemptuous tones, as
soon as she was certain that her sister-in-law was com-
pletely under the yoke. When she saw the wounds it
made on the neck of her victim, she took care of her
as a thing of her own, and Celeste entered upon happier
days. Comparing the end with the beginning, she even
felt a sort of love for her torturer. To gain some power
of self-defence, to become something less a cipher in the
household, supported, unknown to herself, by her own
means, the poor helot had but a single chance, and that
chance never came to her.
Celeste had no child. This barrenness, which, from
month to month, brought floods of tears from her eyes,
was long the cause of Brigitte's scorn; she reproached
the poor woman bitterly for being fit for nothing, not even
to bear children. The old maid, who had longed to love
her brother's child as if it were her own, was unable, for
years, to reconcile herself to this irremediable sterility.
At the time when our history begins, namely, in 1840,
Celeste, then forty-six years old, had ceased to weep;
she now had the certainty of never being a mother. And
here is a strange thing. After twenty-five years of this
life, in which victory had ended by first dulling and then
breaking its own knife, Brigitte loved Celeste as much
as Celeste loved Brigitte. Time, ease, and the perpetual
rubbing of domestic life, had worn off the angles and
smoothed the asperities; Celeste's resignation and lamb-
like gentleness had brought, at last, a serene and peace-
ful autumn. The two women were still further united
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 25
by the one sentiment that lay within them, namely, their
adoration for the lucky and selfish Thuillier.
Moreover, these two women, both childless, had each,
like all women who have vainly desired children, fallen
in love with a child. This fictitious motherhood, equal
in strength to a real motherhood, needs an explanation
which will carry us to the very heart of our drama, and
will show the reason of the new occupation which Made-
moiselle Thuillier provided for her brother.
26 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
m.
COLLEVILLE.
Thuillter had entered the ministry of finance as
supernumerary at the same time as Colleville, who has
been mentioned already as his intimate friend. In
opposition to the well-regulated, gloomy household of
Thuillier, social nature had provided that of Colleville;
and if it is impossible not to remark that this fortuitous
contrast was scarcely moral, we must add that, before
deciding that point, it would be well to wait for the end
of this drama, unfortunately too true, for which the
present historian is not responsible.
Colleville was the only son of a talented musician,
formerly first violin at the Opera under Francoeur and
Rebel, who related, at least six times a month during his
lifetime, anecdotes concerning the representations of the
"Village Seer;" and mimicked Jean-Jacques Rousseau,
taking him off to perfection. Colleville and Thuillier
were inseparable friends; they had no secrets from eacn
other, and their friendship, begun at fifteen years of age,
had never known a cloud up to the year 1839. The
former was one of those employes who are called, in the
government offices, pluralists. These clerks are remark-
able for their industry. Colleville, a good musician,
owed to the name and influence of his father a situation
as first clarionet at the Opera-Comique, and so long as
he was a bachelor, Colleville, who was rather richer than
Thuillier, shared his means with his friend. But, unlike
Thuillier, Colleville married for love a Mademoiselle
Flavie, the natural daughter of a celebrated danseuse
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 27
at the Opera; her reputed father being a certain du
Bourguier, one of the richest contractors of the day. In
style and origin, Flavie was apparently destined for a
melancholy career, when Colleville, often sent to her
mother's apartments, fell in love with her and married
her. Prince Galathionne, who at that time was "pro-
tecting " the danseuse, then approaching the end of her
brilliant career, gave Flavie a dot of twenty thousand
francs, to which her mother added a magnificent trous-
seau. Other friends and opera-comrades sent jewels and
silver-ware, so that the Colleville household was far
richer in superfluities than in capital. Flavie, brought
up in opulence, began her married life in a charming
apartment, furnished by her mother's upholsterer, where
the young wife, who was full of taste for art and for
artists, and possessed a certain elegance, ruled, a queen.
Madame Colleville was pretty and piquant, clever,
gay, and graceful; to express her in one sentence, —
a charming creature. Her mother, the danseuse, now
forty-three years old, retired from the stage and went to
live in the country, — thus depriving her daughter of
the resources derived from her wasteful extravagance.
Madame Colleville kept a very agreeable but extremely
free and easy household. From 1816 to 1826 she had five
children. Colleville, a musician in the evening, kept the
books of a merchant from seven to^nine in the morning,
and by ten o'clock he was at his ministry. Thus, by
blowing into a bit of wood by night, and writing double-
entry accounts in the early morning, he managed to eke
out his earnings to seven or eight thousand francs a
year.
Madame Colleville played the part of a comme il faut
woman; she received on Wednesdays, gave a concert
once a month and a dinner every fortnight. She never
saw Colleville except at dinner and at night, when he
returned about twelve o'clock, at which hour she was fre-
28 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
quently not at home herself. She went to the theatres,
where boxes were sometimes given to her; and she would
send word to Colleville to come and fetcli her from such
or such a house, where she was supping and dancing.
At her own house, guests found excellent cheer, and her
society, though rather mixed, was very amusing; she
received and welcomed actresses, artists, men of letters,
and a few rich men. Madame Colleville's elegance was
on a par with that of Tullia, the leading prima-clonna,
with whom she was intimate; but though the Collevilles
encroached on their capital and were often in difficulty
by the end of the month, Flavie was never in debt.
Colleville was very happy; he still loved his wife, and
he made himself her best friend. Always received by
her with affectionate smiles and sympathetic pleasure,
he yielded readily to the irresistible grace of her
manners. The vehement activity with which he pursued
his three avocations was a part of his natural character
and temperament. He was a fine stout man, ruddy,
jovial, extravagant, and full of ideas. In ten years
there was never a quarrel in his household. Among
business men he was looked upon, in common with all
artists, as a scatter-brained fellow; and superficial per-
sons thought that the constant hurry of this hard worker
was only the restless going and coming of a busybody.
Colleville had the sense to seem stupid; he boasted of
his family happiness, and gave himself unheard-of
trouble in making anagrams, in order at times to seem
absorbed in that passion. The government clerks of his
division at the ministry, the office directors, and even
the heads of divisions came to his concerts; now and
then he quietly bestowed upon them opera tickets, when
he needed some extra indulgence on account of his fre-
quent absence. Rehearsals took half the time that he
ought to have been at his desk; but the musical knowl-
edge his father had bequeathed to him was sufficiently
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 29
genuine and well-grounded to excuse him from all but
final rehearsals. Thanks to Madame Colleville's inti-
macies, both the theatre and the ministry lent themselves
kindly to the needs of this industrious pluralist, who,
moreover, was bringing up, with great care, a youth,
warmly recommended to him by his wife, a future great
musician, who sometimes took his place in the orchestra
with a promise of eventually succeeding him. In fact,
about the year 1827 this young man became first clari-
onet when Colleville resigned his position.
The usual comment on Flavie was, "That little slip
of a coquette, Madame Colleville." The eldest of the
Colleville children, born in 1816, was the living image
of Colleville himself. In 1818, Madame Colleville held
the cavalry in high estimation, above even art; and she
distinguished more particularly a sub-lieutenant in the
dragoons of Saint-Chamans, the young and rich Charles
de Gondreville, who afterwards died in the Spanish cam-
paign. By that time Flavie had had a second son, whom
she henceforth dedicated to a military career. In 1820
she considered banking the nursing mother of trade, the
supporter of Nations, and she made the great Keller,
that famous banker and orator, her idol. She then had
another son, whom she named Francois, revolving to
make him a merchant, — feeling sure that Keller's influ-
ence would never fail him. About the close of the year
1820, Thuillier, the intimate friend of Monsieur and
Madame Colleville, felt the need of pouring his sorrows
into the bosom of this excellent woman, and to her he
related his conjugal miseries. For six years he had
longed to have children, but God did not bless him;
although that poor Madame Thuillier had made novenas,
and had even gone, uselessly, to Notre-Dame de Liesse!
He depicted Celeste in various lights, which brought the
words "Poor Thuillier!" from Flavie's lips. She her-
self was rather sad, having at the moment no dominant
30 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
opinion. She poured her own griefs into Thuillier's
bosom. The great Keller, that hero of the Left, was, in
reality, extremely petty; she had learned to know the
other side of public fame, the follies of banking, the
emptiness of eloquence! The orator only spoke for
show; to her he had behaved extremely ill. Thuillier
was indignant. " None but stupid fellows know how to
love," he said; "take me!" That handsome Thuillier
was henceforth supposed to be paying court to Madame
Colleville, and was rated as one of her attentives, — a
word in vogue during the Empire.
"Ha! you are after my wife," said Colleville, laughing.
"Take care; she'll leave you in the lurch, like all the
rest."
A rather clever speech, by which Colleville saved his
marital dignity. From 1820 to 1821, Thuillier, in vir-
tue of his title as friend of the family, helped Colleville,
who had formerly helped him; so much so, that in eigh-
teen months he had lent nearly ten thousand francs to
the Colleville establishment, with no intention of ever
claiming them. In the spring of 1821, Madame Colle-
ville gave birth to a charming little girl, to whom
Monsieur and Madame Thuillier were godfather and
godmother. The child was baptized Celeste-Louise-
Caroline-Brigitte; Mademoiselle Thuillier wishing that
her name should be given among others to the little
angel. The name of Caroline was a graceful attention
paid to Colleville. Old mother Lemprun assumed the
care of putting the baby to nurse under her own eyes at
Auteuil, where Celeste and her sister-in-law Brigitte,
paid it regularly a semi-weekly visit.
As soon as Madame Colleville recovered she said to
Thuillier frankly, in a very serious tone: —
"My dear friend, if we are all to remain good friends,
you must be our friend only. Colleville is attached to
you; well, that's enough for you in this household."
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 31
"Explain to me," said the handsome Thuillier to Tullia
after this remark, "why women are never attached to
me. I am not the Apollo Belvidere, but for all that
I'm not a Vulcan; I am passably good-looking, I have
sense, I am faithful — "
"Do you want me to tell you the truth?" replied
Tullia.
"Yes," said Thuillier.
"Well, though we can, sometimes, love a stupid
fellow, we never love a silly one."
Those words killed Thuillier; he never got over them;
henceforth he was a prey to melancholy and accused all
women of caprice.
The secretary-general of the ministry, des Lupeaulx,
whose influence Madame Colleville thought greater than
it was, and of whom she said, later, "That was one of
my mistakes," became for a time the great man of the
Colleville salon; but as Flavie found he hud no power
to promote Colleville into the upper division, she had
the good sense to resent des Lupeaulx' s attentions to
Madame Rabourdin (whom she called a minx), to whose
house she had never been invited, and who had twice
had the impertinence not to come to the Colleville
concerts.
Madame Colleville was deeply affected by the death of
young Gondreville; she felt, she said, the finger of God.
In 1824 she turned over a new leaf, talked of economy,
stopped her receptions, busied herself with her children,
determined to become a good mother of a family; no
favorite friend was seen at her house. She went to
church, reformed her dress, wore gray, and talked
Catholicism, mysticism, and so forth. All this pro-
duced, in 1825, another little son, whom she named
Theodore. Soon after, in 1826, Colleville was appointed
sub-director of the Clergeot division, and later, in 1828,
collector of taxes in a Paris arrondissement. He also
32 The Leaser Bourgeoisie.
received the cross of the Legion of honor, to enable him
to put his daughter at the royal school of Saint-Denis.
The half-scholarship obtained by Keller for the eldest
boy, Charles, was transferred to the second in 1823,
when Charles entered the school of Saint-Louis on a full
scholarship. The third son, taken under the protection
of Madame la Dauphine, was provided with a three-
quarter scholarship in the Henri IV. school.
In 1830 Colleville, who had the good fortune not to
lose a child, was obliged, owing to his well-known
attachment to the fallen royal family, to send in his
resignation; but he was clever enough to make a bargain
for it, — obtaining in exchange a pension of two thousand
four hundred francs, based on his period of service, and
ten thousand francs indemnity paid by his successor; he
also received the rank of officer of the Legion of honor.
Nevertheless, he found himself in rather a cramped con-
dition when Mademoiselle Thuillier, in 1832, advised
him to come and live near them; pointing out to him the
possibility of obtaining some position in the mayor's
office, which, in fact, he did obtain a few weeks later,
at a salary of three thousand francs. Thus Thuillier
and Colleville were destined to end their days together.
In 1833 Madame Colleville, then thirty-five years old,
settled herself in the rue d'Enfer, at the corner of the
rue des Deux-]£glises with Celeste and little Theodore,
the other boys being at their several schools. Colleville
was equidistant between the mayor's office and the rue
Saint-Dominique d'Enfer. Thus the household, after a
brilliant, gay, headlong, reformed, and calmed existence,
subsided finally into bourgeois obscurity with five thou-
sand four hundred francs a year for its 3ole dependence.
Celeste was by this time twelve years of age, and she
promised to be pretty. She needed masters, and her
education ought to cost not less than two thousand francs
a year. The mother felt the necessity of keeping her
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under the eye of her godfather and godmother. She
therefore very willingly adopted the proposal of Made-
moiselle Thuillier, who, without committing herself to
any engagement, allowed Madame Colleville to under-
stand that the fortunes of her brother, his wife, and her-
self would go, ultimately, to the little Celeste. The child
had been left at Auteuil until she was seven years of
age, adored by the good old Madame Lemprun, who died
in 1829, leaving twenty thousand francs, and a house
which was sold for the enormous sum of twenty-eight
thousand. The lively little girl had seen very little of
her mother, but very much of Mademoiselle and Madame
Thuillier when she first returned to the paternal mansion in
1829; but in 1833 she fell under the dominion of Flavie,
who was then, as we have said, endeavoring to do her
duty, which, like other women instigated by remorse,
she exaggerated. Without being an unkind mother,
Flavie was very stern with her daughter. She remem-
bered her own bringing-up, and swore within herself to
make Celeste a virtuous woman. She took her to mass,
and had her prepared for her first communion by a rector
who has since become a bishop. • Celeste was all the
more readily pious, because her godmother, Madame
Thuillier, was a saint, and the child adored her; she felt
that the poor neglected woman loved her better than her
own mother.
From 1833 to 1840 she received a brilliant education
according to the ideas of the bourgeoisie. The best
music-masters made her a fair musician ; she could paint
a water-color properly; she danced extremely well; and
she had studied the French language, history, geography,
English, Italian, — in short, all that constitutes the edu-
cation of a well-brought-up young lady. Of medium
height, rather plump, unfortunately near-sighted, she
was neither plain nor pretty; not without delicacy or
even brilliancy of complexion, it is true, but totally
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34 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
devoid of all distinction of manner. She bad a great fund
of reserved sensibility, and ber godfatber and godmother,
Mademoiselle Tbuillier and Colleville, were unanimous
on one point, — the great resource of mothers — namely,
that Celeste was capable of attachment. One of her
beauties was a magnificent head of very fine blond
hair; but her hands and feet showed iier bourgeois
origin.
Celeste endeared herself by precious qualities: she
was kind, simple, without gall of any kind; she loved
her father and mother, and would willingly sacrifice her-
self for their sake. Brought up to the deepest admira-
tion for her godfather by Brigitte (who taught her to
say u Aunt Brigitte "), and by Madame Thuillier and her
own mother, Celeste imbibed the highest idea of the
ex-beau of the Empire. The house in the rue Saint-
Dominique d'Enfer produced upon her very much the
effect of the Chateau des Tuileries on a courtier of the
new dynasty.
Thuillier had not escaped the action of the adminis-
trative rolling-pin which thins the mind' as it spreads it
out. Exhausted by irksome toil, as much as by his life
of gallantry, the ex-sub-director had well-nigh lost all his
faculties by the time he came to live in the rue Saint-
Dominique. But his weary face, on which there still
reigned an air of imperial haughtiness, mingled with a
certain contentment, the conceit of an upper official, made
a deep impression upon Celeste. She alone adored Unit
haggard face. The girl, moreover, felt herself to be the
happiness of the Thuillier household.
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IV.
THE CIRCLE OF MONSIEUR AND MADAME THUILLIER.
The Collevilles and their children became, naturally,
the nucleus of the circle which Mademoiselle Thuillier
had the ambition to group around her brother. A former
clerk in the Billardiere division of the ministry, named
Phellion, had lived for the last thirty years in their
present quarter. He was promptly greeted by Colleville
and Thuillier at the first review. Phellion proved to be
one of the most respected men in the arrondissement.
He had one daughter, now married to a school-teacher in
the rue Saint-Hyacinthe, a Monsieur Barniol. Phellion' s
eldest son was a professor of mathematics in a royal
college; he gave lectures and private lessons, being
devoted, so his father was wont to say, to pure mathe-
matics. A second son was in the government School of
Engineering. Phellion had a pension of nine hundred
francs, and he possessed a little property of nine thous-
and and a few odd hundred francs; the fruit of his econ-
omy and that of his wife during thirty years of toil and
privation. He was, moreover, the owner Of a little house
and garden where he lived in the impasse des Feuillan-
tines, — in thirty years he had never used the old-
fashioned word cul-de-sac/
Dutocq, the clerk of the justice of peace, was also a
former employe at the ministry of finance. Sacrificed,
in former days, to one of those necessities which are
always met with in representative government, he had
accepted the position of scapegoat, receiving, privately,
a round sum of money and the opportunity to buy his
36 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
present post of clerk in the arrondissement. This man,
not very honorable, and known to be a spy in the govern-
ment offices, was never welcomed as he thought he ought
to be by the Thuilliers; but the coldness of his landlords
only made him the more persistent in going to see them.
He was a bachelor and had various vices; he therefore
concealed his life carefully, knowing well how to main-
tain his position by flattering his superiors. The jus-
tice of peace was much attached to Dutocq. This man,
base as he was, managed, in the end, to make himself
tolerated by the Thuilliers, chiefly by coarse and cring-
ing adulation. He knew the facts of Thuillier's whole
life, his relations with Colleville, and, above all, with
Madame Colleville. One and all they feared his tongue,
and the Thuilliers, without admitting him to any inti-
macy, endured his visits.
The family which became the flower of the Thuillier
salon was that of a former ministerial clerk, once an object
of pity in the government offices, who, driven by poverty,
left the public service, in 1827, to fling himself into a
business enterprise, having, as he thought, an idea.
Minard (that was his name) foresaw a fortune in one of
those wicked conceptions which reflect such discredit on
French commerce, but which, in the year 1827, had not
yet been exposed and blasted by publicity. Minard
bought tea and mixed it with tea-leaves already used;
also he adulterated the elements of chocolate in a man-
ner which enabled him to sell the chocolate itself very
cheaply. This trade in colonial products, begun in the
quartier Saint-Marcel, made a merchant of Minard. He
started a factory, and through these early connections he
was able to reach the sources of raw material. He then
did honorably, and on a large scale, a business begun in
the first instance dishonorably. He became a distiller,
worked upon untold quantities of products, and, by
the year 1835, was considered the richest merchant in
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the region of the Place Maubert. By that time he had
bought a handsome house in the rue des Macons-
Sorbonne; he had been assistant mayor, and in 1839
became mayor of his arrondissement and judge in the
Court of Commerce. He kept a carriage, had a country-
place 'near Lagny; his wife wore diamonds at the court
balls, and he prided himself on the rosette of an officer
of the Legion of honor in his buttonhole.
Minard and his wife were exceedingly benevolent.
Perhaps he wished to return in retail to the poor the
sums he had mulcted from the public by the wholesale.
Phellion, Colleville, and Thuillier met their old comrade,
Minard, at election, and an intimacy followed; all the
closer with the Thuilliers and Collevilles because Madame
Minard seemed enchanted to make an acquaintance for
her daughter in Celeste Colleville. It was at a grand
ball given by the Minards that Celeste made her first
appearance in society (being at that time sixteen and a
half years old), dressed as her Christian name demanded,
which seemed to be prophetic of her coming life.
Delighted to be friendly with Mademoiselle Minard, her
elder by four years, she persuaded her father and god-
father to cultivate the Minard establishment, with its
gilded salons and great opulence, where many political
celebrities of the juste milieu were wont to congregate,
such as Monsieur Popinot, who became, after a time,
minister of commerce; Cochin, since made Baron Cochin,
a former employe at the ministry of finance, who, having ,
a large interest in the drug business, was now the oracle
of the Lombard and Bourdonnais quarters, conjointly
with Monsieur Anselme Popinot. Minaret's eldest son,
a lawyer, aiming to succeed those barristers who were
turned down from the Palais for political reasons in
1830, was the genius of the household, and his mother,
even more than his father, aspired to marry him well.
Zelie Minard, formerly a flower-maker, felt an ardent
38 The Lesser Bourgeoisie,
passion for the upper social spheres, and desired to enter
them through the marriages of her son and daughter;
whereas Minard, wiser than she, and imbued with the
vigor of the middle classes, which the revolution of July
had infiltrated into the fibres of government, thought
only of wealth and fortune.
He frequented the Thuillier salon to gain information
as to Celeste's probable inheritance. He knew, like
Dutocq and Phellion, the reports occasioned by Thuillier's
former intimacy with Flavie, and he saw at a glance the
idolatry of the Thuilliers for their godchild. Dutocq,
to gain admittance to Minard's house, fawned upon him
grossly. When Minard, the Rothschild of the arron-
dissement, appeared at the Thuilliers', he compared him
cleverly to Napoleon, finding him stout, fat, and bloom-
ing, having left him at the ministry thin, pale, and
puny.
"You looked, in the division Billardiere," he said,
"like Napoleon before the 18th Brumaire, aiid I behold
you now the Napoleon of the Empire."
Notwithstanding which flattery, Minard received
Dutocq very coldly and did not invite him to his house;
consequently, he made a mortal enemy of the former
clerk.
Monsieur and Madame Phellion, worthy as they were,
could not keep themselves from making calculations and
cherishing hopes; they thought that Celeste would be the
very wife for their son the professor; therefore, to have,
as it were, a watcher in the Thuillier salon, they intro-
duced their son-in-law, Monsieur Barniol, a man much
respected in the faubourg Saint-Jacques, and also an
old employe at the mayor's office, an intimate friend of
theirs, named Laudigeois. Thus the Phellions formed
a phalanx of seven persons; the Collevilles were not less
numerous; so that on Sundays it often happened that
thirty persons were assembled in the Thuillier salon.
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 39
Thuillier renewed acquaintance with the Saillards, Bau-
doyers, and Falleixs, — all persons of respectability in
the quarter of the Palais-Royal, whom they often invited
to dinner.
Madame Colleville was, as a woman, the most distin-
guished member of this society, just as Minard junior
and Professor Phellion were superior among the men.
All the others, without ideas or education, and issuing
from the lower ranks, presented the types and the absurd-
ities of the lesser bourgeoisie. Though all success,
especially if won from distant sources, seems to presup-
pose some genuine merit, Minard was really an inflated
balloon. Expressing himself in empty phrases, mistak-
ing sycophancy for politeness, and wordiness for wit, he
uttered his commonplaces with a brisk assurance that
passed for eloquence. Certain words which said noth-
ing but answered all things, — progress, steam, bitumen,
National guard, order, democratic element, spirit of
association, legality, movement, resistance, — seemed,
as each political phase developed, to have been actually
made for Minard, whose talk was a paraphrase on the
ideas of his newspaper. Julien Minard, the young
lawyer, suffered from his father as much as his father
suffered from his wife. Zelie had grown pretentious
with wealth, without, at the same time, learning to speak
French. She was now very fat, and gave the idea, in
her rich surroundings, of a cook married to her master.
Phellion, that type and model of the petty bourgeois,
exhibited as many virtues as he did absurdities. Accus-
tomed to subordination during his bureaucratic life, he
respected all social superiority. He was therefore silent
before Minard. During the critical period of retirement
from office, he had held his own admirably, for the follow-
ing reason. Never until now had that worthy and excellent
man been able to indulge his own tastes. He loved the
city of Paris ; he was interested in its embellishment, in
40 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
the laying out of its streets; he was capable of standing
for hours to watch the demolition of houses. He might
now have been observed, stolidly planted on his legs,
his nose in the air, watching for the fall of a stone which
some mason was loosening at the top of a wall, and
never moving till the stone fell; when it had fallen he
went away as happy as an academician at the fall of
a romantic drama. Veritable supernumeraries of the
social comedy, Phellion, Laudigeois, and their kind,
fulfilled the functions of the antique chorus. They wept
when weeping was in order, laughed when they should
laugh, and sang in parts the public joys and sorrows;
they triumphed in their corner with the triumphs of
Algiers, of Constantine, of Lisbon, of Sainte-Jean-
d'Ulloa; they deplored the death of Napoleou and the
fatal catastrophes of Saint-Merri and the rue Trans-
nonnain, grieving over celebrated men who were utterly
unknown to them. Phellion alone presents a double
side: he divides himself conscientiously between the
reasons of the opposition and those of the government.
When fighting went on in the streets, Phellion had the
courage to declare himself before his neighbors ; he went
to the Place Saint-Michel, the place where his battalion
assembled; he felt for the government and did his duty.
Before and during the riot, he supported the dynasty,
the product of July; but, as soon as the political trials
began, he stood by the accused. This innocent weather-
cockism prevails in his political opinions; he produces,
in reply to all arguments, the "colossus of the North."
England is, to his thinking, as to that of the old Con-
stitutio?inel, a crone with two faces, — Machiavellian
Albion, and the model nation: Machiavellian, when the'
interests of France and of Napoleon are concerned; the
model nation when the faults of the government were
in question. He admits, with his chosen paper, the
democratic element, but refuses in conversation all
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 41
compact with the republican spirit. The republican
spirit to him means 1793, rioting, the Terror, and agra-
rian law. The democratic element is the development of
the lesser bourgeoisie, the reign of Phellions.
The worthy old man is always dignified; dignity
serves to explain his life. He has brought up his chil-
dren with dignity; he has kept himself a father in their
eyes; he insists on being honored in his home, just as
he himself honors power and his superiors. He has never
made debts. As a juryman his conscience obliges him
to sweat blood and water in the effort to follow the
debates of a trial; he never laughs, not even if the judge,
the audience, and all the officials laugh. Eminently use-
ful, he gives his services, his time, everything — except
his money. Felix Phellion, his son, the professor, is
his idol; he thinks him capable of attaining to the
Academy of Sciences. Thuillier, between the audacious
nullity of Minard, and the solid silliness of Phellion,
was a neutral substance, but connected with both through
his dismal experience. He managed to conceal the empti-
ness of his brain by commonplace talk, just as he covered
the yellow skin of his bald pate with thready locks of
his gray hair, brought from the back of his head with
infinite art by the comb of his hairdresser.
"In any other career," he was wont to say, speaking
of government employ, "I should have made a very
different fortune."
He had seen the right, which is possible in theory and
impossible in practice, — results proving contrary to
premises, — and he related the intrigues and the injus-
tices of the Rabourdin affair. [See Bureaucracy.]
"After that, one can believe all, and believe nothing,"
he would say. "Ah! it is a queer thing, government!
I 'm very glad not to have a son, and never to see him
in the career of a place-hunter."
Colleville, ever gay, rotund, and good-humored, a sayer
42 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
of quodlibets, a maker of anagrams, always busy, repre-
sented the capable and bantering bourgeois, with faculty
without success, obstinate toil without result; he was
also the embodiment of jovial resignation, mind without
object, art without usefulness, for, excellent musician
that he was, he never played now except for his
daughter.
The Thuillier salon was in some sort a provincial
salon, lighted, however, by continual flashes from the
Parisian conflagration; its mediocrity and its platitudes
followed the current of the times. The popular saying
and thing (for in Paris the thing and its saying are like
the horse and its rider) ricochetted, so to speak, to this
company. Monsieur Minard was always impatiently
expected, for he was certain to know the truth of impor-
tant circumstances. The women of the Thuillier salon
held by the Jesuits; the men defended the University;
and, as a general thing, the women listened. A man of
intelligence (could he have borne the dulness of these
evenings) would have laughed, as he would at a comedy
of Moliere, on hearing, amid endless discussions, such
remarks as the following : —
"How could the Revolution of 1789 have been
avoided? The loans of Louis XIV. prepared the way for
it. Louis XV., an egotist, a man of narrow mind
(did n't he say, l If I were lieutenant of police I would
suppress cabriolets' ?), that dissolute king — you remem-
ber his Pare aux Cerfs? — did much to open the abyss
of revolution. Monsieur de Necker, an evil-minded
Genovese, set the thing a-going. Foreigners have always
tried to injure France. The maximum did great harm
to the Revolution. Legally Louis XVI. should never
have been condemned ; a jury would have acquitted him.
Why did Charles X. fall? Napoleon was a great man,
and the facts that prove his genius are anecdotical : he
took five pinches of snuff a minute out of a pocket lined
The Lesser Bourgeoisie 43
with leather made in his waistcoat. He looked into all
his tradesmen's accounts; he went to Saint-Denis to
judge for himself of the prices of things. Talma was
his friend; Talma taught him his gestures; nevertheless,
he always refused to give Talma the Legion of honor!
The emperor mounted guard for a sentinel who'went to
sleep, to save him from being shot. Those were the
things that made the soldiers adore him. Louis XVIII. ,
who certainly had some sense, was very unjust in calling
him Monsieur de Buonaparte. The defect of the present
government is in letting itself be led instead of leading.
It holds itself too low. It is afraid of men of energy.
It ought to have torn up all the treaties of 1815 and
demanded the Rhine. They keep the same men too long
in the ministry; " etc., etc.
"Come, you've exerted your minds long enough," said
Mademoiselle Thuillier, interrupting one of these lumi-
nous talks; "the altar is dressed ; begin your little game."
If these anterior facts and all these generalities were
not placed here as the frame of the present Scene, to
give an idea of the spirit of this society, the following
drama would certainly have suffered greatly. Moreover,
this sketch is historically faithful; it shows a social
stratum of importance in any portrayal of manners and
morals, especially when we reflect that the political sys-
tem of the Younger branch rests almost wholly upon it.
The winter of the year 1839 was, it may be said, the
period when the Thuillier salon was in its greatest glory.
The Minards came nearly every Sunday, and began their
evening by spending an hour there, if they had other
engagements elsewhere. Often Minarcl would leave his
wife at the Thuilliers and take his son and daughter to
other houses. This assiduity on the part of the Minards
was brought about by a somewhat tardy meeting between
Messieurs Metivier, Barbet, and Minard on an evening
when the two former, being tenants of Mademoiselle
44 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
Thuillier, remained rather longer than usual in discuss-
ing business with her. From Barbet, Minard learned
that the old maid had money transactions with himself
and Metivier to the amount of sixty thousand francs,
besides having a large deposit in the Bank.
"Has -she an account at the Bank?" asked Minard.
"I believe so," replied Barbet. "I give her at least
eighty thousand francs there."
Being on intimate terms with a governor of the Bank,
Minard ascertained that Mademoiselle Thuillier had, in
point of fact, an account of over two hundred thousand
francs, the result of her quarterly deposits for many
years. Besides this, she owned the house they lived in,
which was not mortgaged, and was worth at least one
hundred thousand francs, if not more.
u Why should Mademoiselle Thuillier work in this
way?" said Minard to Metivier. "She'd be a good
match for you," he added.
"I? oh, no," replied Metivier. "I shall do better by
marrying a cousin; my uncle Metivier has given me the
succession to his business; he has a hundred thousand
francs a year and only two daughters."
However secretive Mademoiselle Thuillier might be,
— and she said nothing of her investments to any one,
not even to her brother, although a large amount of
Madame Thuillier's fortune went to swell the amount
of her own savings, — it was difficult to prevent some
ray of light from gliding under the bushel which covered
her treasure.
Dutocq, who frequented Barbet, with whom he had
some resemblance in character and countenance, had
appraised, even more correctly than Minard, the Thuillier
finances. He knew that their savings amounted, in
1838, to one hundred and fifty thousand francs, and he
followed their progress secretly, calculating profits by
the help of that all-wise money-lender, Barbet.
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 45
"Celeste will have from my brother and myself two
hundred thousand francs in ready money,' 1 the old maid
had said to Barbet in confidence, "and Madame Thuillier
wishes to secure. to her by the marriage contract the ulti-
mate possession of her own fortune. As for me, my
will is made. My brother will have everything dur-
ing his lifetime, and Celeste will be my heiress with
that reservation. Monsieur Cardot, the notary, is my
executor."
Mademoiselle Thuillier now instigated her brother to
renew his former relations with the Saillards, Baudoyers,
and others, who held a position similar to that of the
Thuilliers in the quartier Saint-Antoine, of which Mon-
sieur Saillard was mayor. Cardot, the notary, had pro-
duced his aspirant for Celeste's hand in the person of
Monsieur Godeschal, attorney and successor to Derville;
an able man, thirty-six years of age, who had paid one
hundred thousand francs for his practice, which the two
hundred thousand of the dot would doubly clear off.
Minard, however, got rid of Godeschal by informing
Mademoiselle Thuillier that Celeste's sister-in-law would
be the famous Mariette of the Opera.
"She came from the stage," said Colleville, alluding
to his wife, "and there 's no need she should return to it."
"Besides, Monsieur Godeschal is too old for Celeste,"
remarked Brigitte.
"And ought we not," added Madame Thuillier, timidly,
"to let her marry according to her own taste, so as to be
happy?"
The poor woman had detected in Felix Phellion a
true love for Celeste; the love that a woman crushed
by Brigitte and wounded by her husband's indifference
(for Thuillier cared less for his wife than he did for a
servant) had dreamed that love might be, — bold in
heart, timid externally, sure of itself, reserved, hidden
from others, but expanding toward heaven. At twenty-
46 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
three years of age, Felix Phellion was a gentle, pure-
minded young man, like all true scholars who cultivate
knowledge for knowledge's sake. He had been sacredly
brought-up by his father, who, viewing all things seri-
ously, had given him none but good examples accom-
panied by trivial maxims. He was a young man of
medium height, with light chestnut hair, gray eyes, and
a skin full of freckles; gifted with a charming voice, a
tranquil manner; making few gestures; thoughtful, say-
ing little, and that little sensible; contradicting no one,
and quite incapable of a sordid thought or a selfish
calculation.
"That," thought Madame Thuillier, "is what I should
have liked my husband to be."
One evening, in the month of February, 1840, the
Thuillier salon contained the various personages whose
silhouettes we have just traced out, together with some
others. It was nearly the end of the month. Barbet and
Metivier having business with Mademoiselle Brigitte,
were playing whist with Minard and Phellion. At
another table were Julien the advocate (a nickname
given by Colleville to young Minard), Madame Colleville,
Monsieur Barniol, and Madame Phellion. Bouillotte,
at five sous a stake, occupied Madame Minard, who knew
no other game, Colleville, old Monsieur Saillard, and
Bandoze, his son-in-law. The substitutes were Laudi-
geois and Dutocq. Mesdames Falleix, Baudoyer,
Barniol, and Mademoiselle Minard were playing boston,
and Celeste was sitting beside Prudence Minard. Young
Phellion was listening to Madame Thuillier and looking
at Celeste.
At a corner of the fireplace sat enthroned on a sofa
the Queen Elizabeth of the family, as simply dressed as
she had been for the last thirty years; for no prosperity
could have made her change her habits. She wore on
her chinchilla hair a black gauze cap, adorned with the
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 47
geranium called Charles X. ; her gown, of plum-colored
stuff, made with a yoke, cost fifteen francs, her embroid-
ered collarette was worth six, and it ill disguised the
deep wrinkle produced by the two muscles which fastened
the head to the vertebral column. The actor, Monvel,
playing Augustus Caesar in his old age, did not present
a harder and sterner profile than that of this female auto-
crat, knitting socks for her brother. Before the fireplace
stood Thuillier in an attitude, ready to go forward and
meet the arriving guests; near him was a young man
whose entrance had produced a great effect, when the
porter (who on Sundays wore his best clothes and waited
on the company) announced Monsieur Olivier Vinet.
A private communication made by Cardot to the cele-
brated procureur-general, father of this young man, was
the cause of his visit. Olivier Vinet had just been pro-
moted from the court of Arcis-sur-Aube to that of the
Seine, where he now held the post of substitute prb*-
cureur-du-roi. Cardot had already invited Thuillier and
the elder Vinet, who was likely to become minister of
justice, with his son, to dine with him. The notary
estimated the fortunes which would eventually fall to
Celeste at seven hundred thousand francs. Vinet junior
appeared charmed to obtain the right to visit the Thuilliers
on Sundays. Great dowries make men commit great
and unbecoming follies without reserve or decency in
these days.
Ten minutes later another young man, who had been
talking with Thuillier before the arrival of Olivier Vinet,
raised his voice eagerly, in a political discussion, and
forced the young magistrate to follow his example in
the vivacious argument which now ensued. The matter
related to the vote by which the Chamber of Deputies
had just overthrown the ministry of the 12th of May,
refusing the allowance demanded for the Due de
Nemours.
48 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
"Assuredly," said the young man, "I am far from
belonging to the dynastic party; 1 am very far from
approving of the rise of the bourgeoisie to power. The
bourgeoisie ought not, any more than the aristocracy of
other days, to assume to be the whole nation. But the
French bourgeoisie has now taken upon itself to create
a new dynasty, a royalty of its own, and behold how it
treats it! When the people allowed Napoleon to rise to
power, it created with him a splendid and monumental
state of things; it was proud of his grandeur; and it
nobly gave its blood and sweat in building up the edifice
of the Empire. Between the magnificences of the aris-
tocratic throne and those of the imperial purple, between
the great of the earth and the People, the bourgeoisie is
proving itself petty; it degrades power to its own level
instead of rising up to it. The saving of candle-ends
it has so long practised behind its counters, it now seeks
to impose on its princes. What may perhaps have been
virtue in its shops is a blunder and a crime higher up. I
myself have wanted many things for the people, but I
never should have begun by lopping off ten millions of
francs from the new civil list. In becoming, as it were,
nearly the whole of France, the bourgeoisie owed to us the
prosperity of the people, splendor without ostentation,
grandeur without privilege."
The father of Olivier Vinet was just now sulking with
the government. The robe of Keeper of the Seals, which
had been his dream, was slow in coming to him. The
young substitute did not, therefore, know exactly how
to answer this speech; he thought it wise to enlarge on
one of its side issues.
"You are right, monsieur," said Olivier Vinet. "But,
before manifesting itself magnificently, the bourgeoisie
has other duties to fulfil toward France. The luxury
you speak of should come after duty. That which seems
to you so blamable is the necessity of the moment. The
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Chamber is far from having its full share in public
affairs ; the ministers are less for France than they are
for the crown, and parliament has determined that the
administration shall have, as in England, a strength and
power of its own, and not a mere borrowed power. The
day on which the administration can act for itself, and
represent the Chamber as the Chamber represents the
country, parliament will be found very liberal toward
the crown. The whole question is there. I state it
without expressing my own opinion, for the duties of
my post demand, in politics, a certain fealty to the
crown."
" Setting aside the political question," replied the
young man, whose voice and accent were those of a
native of Provence, "it is certainly true that the bour-
geoisie has ill understood its mission. We can see, any
day, the great law officers, attorney-generals, peers of
France in omnibuses, judges who live on their salaries,
prefects without fortunes, ministers in debt! Whereas
the bourgeoisie, who have seized upon those offices, ought
to dignify them, as in the olden time the aristocracy
dignified them, and not occupy such posts solely for the
purpose of making their fortune, as scandalous dis-
closures have proved."
"Who is this young man?" thought Olivier Vinet.
"Is he a relative? Cardot ought to have come with me
on this first visit."
"Who is that little monsieur?" asked Minard of
Barbet. "I have seen him here several times."
"He is a tenant," replied Metivier, shuffling the
cards.
"A lawyer," added Barbet, in a low voice, "who
occupies a small apartment on the third floor front.
Oh! he doesn't amount to much; he has nothing."
"What is the name of that young man?" said Olivier
Vinet to Thuillier.
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50 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
"Theodose de la Peyrade; he is a barrister," replied
Thuillier, in a whisper.
At that moment the women present, as well as the
men, looked at the two young fellows, and Madame
Minard remarked to Colleville : —
4 'He is rather good-looking, that stranger."
"I have made his anagram," replied Colleville, u and
his name, Charles-Marie-Theodose de la Peyrade, prophe-
sies : Eh ! monsieur pay era, de la dot, des oies et le char.
Therefore, my dear Mamma Minard, be sure you don't
give him your daughter."
"They say that young man is better-looking than
my son," said Madame Phellion to Madame Colleville.
"What do you think about it?"
"Oh! in the matter of physical beauty a woman might
hesitate before choosing," replied Madame Colleville.
At that moment it occurred to young Vinet as he
looked round the salon, so full of the lesser bourgeoisie,
that it might be a shrewd thing to magnify that partic-
ular class ; and he thereupon enlarged upon the meaning
of the young Provencal barrister, declaring that men so
honored by the confidence of the government should imi-
tate royalty and encourage a magnificence surpassing
that of the former court. It was folly, he said, to lay
by the emoluments of an office. Besides, could it be
done, in Paris especially, where costs of living had
trebled, — the apartment of a magistrate, for instance,
costing three thousand francs a year?
"My father," he said in conclusion, "allows me three
thousand francs a year, and that, with my salary, barely
allows me to maintain my rank."
When the young substitute rode boldly into this bog-
hole, the Provencal, who had slyly enticed him there,
exchanged, without being observed, a wink with Dutocq,
who was just then waiting for the place of a player at
bouillotte.
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. . 51
11 There is such a demand for offices, " remarked the
latter, "that they talk of creating two justices of the
peace to each arrondissement in order to make a dozen
new clerkships. As if they could interfere with our
rights and our salaries, which already require an
exorbitant tax ! "
"I have not yet had the pleasure of hearing you at the
Palais," said Vinet to Monsieur de la Peyrade.
"I am advocate for the poor, and I plead only before
the justice of peace," replied la Peyrade.
Mademoiselle Thuillier, as she listened to young
Vinet' s theory of the necessity of spending an income,
assumed a distant air and manner, the significance of
which was well understood by Dutocq and the young
Provencal. Vinet left the house in company with Minard
and Julien the advocate, so that the battle-field before
the fireplace was abandoned to La Peyrade and Dutocqo
"The upper bourgeoisie," said Dutocq to Thuillier,
"will behave, in future, exactly like the old aristocracy.
The nobility wanted girls with money to manure their
lands, and the parvenus of to-day want the same to
feather their nests."
"That's exactly what Monsieur Thuillier was saying
to me this morning," remarked la Peyrade, boldly.
" Vinet' s father," said Dutocq, "married a Demoiselle
de Chargebceuf and has caught the opinions of the no-
bility; he wants a fortune at any price; his wife spends
money regally."
"Oh!" said Thuillier, in whom the jealousy between
the two classes of the bourgeoisie was fully roused, "take
offices away from those fellows and they 'd fall back
where they came."
Mademoiselle Thuillier was knitting with such precip-
itous haste that she seemed to be propelled by a steam-
engine.
"Take my place, Monsieur Dutocq," said Madame
52 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
Minard, rising. "My feet are cold," she added, going
to the fire, where the golden ornaments of her turban
made fireworks in the light of the Saint- Aurora wax-
candles that were struggling vainly to illuminate the vast
salon.
"He is very small fry, that young substitute," said
Madame Minard, glancing at Mademoiselle Thuillier.
"Small fry! " cried la Peyrade. "Ah, madame! how
witty!"
" But madame has so long accustomed us to that sort
of thing," said the handsome Thuillier.
Madame Colleville was examining la Peyrade and
comparing him with young Phellion, who was just then
talking to Celeste, neither of them paying any heed to
what was going on around them. This is, certainly, the
right moment to depict the singular personage who was
destined to play a signal part in the Thuillier household,
and who fully deserves the appellation of a great artist.
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 53
A PRINCIPAL PERSONAGE.
There exists in Provence, especially about Avignon,
a race of men with blond or chestnut hair, fair skin,
and eyes that are almost tender, their pupils calm,
feeble, or languishing, rather than keen, ardent, or pro-
found, as they usually are in the eyes of Southerners.
Let us remark, in passing, that among Corsicans, a race
subject to fits of anger and dangerous irascibility, we
often meet with fair skins and physical natures of the
same apparent tranquillity. These pale men, rather
stout, with somewhat dim and hazy eyes either green
or blue, are the worst species of humanity in Provence;
and Charles-Marie-Theodose de la Peyrade presents a
fine type of that race, the constitution of which deserves
careful examination on the part of medical science and
philosophical physiology. There rises, at times, within
such men, a species of bile, — a bitter gall, which flies to
their head and makes them capable of ferocious actions,
done apparently, in cold blood. Being the result of an
inward intoxication, this sort of dumb violence seems to
be irreconcilable with their quasi-lymphatic outward man,
and the tranquillity of their benignant glance.
Born in the neighborhood of Avignon, the young
Provencal whose name we have just mentioned was of
middle height, well-proportioned, and rather stout; the
tone of his skin had no brilliancy ; it was neither livid
nor dead-white, nor colored, but gelatinous, — that word
can alone give a true idea of the flabby, hueless envelope,
beneath which were concealed nerves that were less visr-
54 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
orous than capable of enormous resistance at certain
given moments. His eyes, of a pale cold blue, expressed
in their ordinary condition a species of deceptive sad-
ness, which must have had great charms for women.
The forehead, finely cut, was not without dignity, and it
harmonized well with the soft, light chestnut hair curling
naturally, but slightly, at its tips. The nose, precisely
like that of a hunting dog, flat and furrowed at the tip,
inquisitive, intelligent, searching, always on the scent,
instead of expressing good-humor, was ironical and
mocking; but this particular aspect of his nature never
showed itself openly; the young man must have
ceased to watch himself, he must have flown into fury
before the power came to him to flash out the sarcasm
and the wit which embittered, tenfold, his infernal
humor. The mouth, the curving lines and pomegranate-
colored lips of which were very pleasing, seemed the
admirable instrument of an organ that was almost sweet
in its middle tones, where its owner usually kept it,
but which, in its higher key, vibrated on the ear like the
sound of a gong. This falsetto was the voice of his
nerves and his anger. His face, kept expressionless by
an inward command, was oval in form. His manners,
in harmony with the sacerdotal calmness of the face,
were reserved and conventional; but he had supple,
pliant ways which, though they never descended to
wheedling, were not lacking in seduction; although as
soon as his back was turned their charm seemed inex-
plicable. Charm, when it takes its rise in the heart,
leaves deep and lasting traces; that which is merely a
product of art, or of eloquence, has only a passing power;
it produces its immediate effect, and that is all. But how
many philosophers are there in life who are able to dis-
tinguish the difference? Almost always the trick is
played (to use a popular expression) before the ordinary
run of men have perceived its methods.
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 55
Everything about this young man of twenty-seven was
in harmony with his character; he obeyed his vocation
by cultivating philanthropy, — the only expression which
explains the philanthropist. Theodose loved the People,
for he limited his love for humanity. Like the horticul-
turist who devotes himself to roses, or dahlias, or heart's-
ease, or geraniums, and pays no attention to the plants
his fancy has not selected, so this young La Rochefou-
cauld-Liancourt gave himself to the workingmen, the
proletariat and the paupers of the faubourgs Saint-
Jacques and Saint-Marceau. The strong man, the man
of genius at bay, the worthy poor of the bourgeois class,
he cut them off from the bosom of his charity. The heart
of all persons with a mania is like those boxes with com-
partments, in which sugarplums are kept in sorts : suum
cuique tribuere is their motto ; they measure to each duty
its dose. There are some philanthropists who pity noth-
ing but the man condemned to death. Vanity is cer-
tainly the basis of philanthropy; but in the case of this
Provencal it was calculation, a predetermined course, a
"liberal " and democratic hypocrisy, played with a per-
fection that no other actor will ever attain.
Theodose did not attack the rich; he contented him-
self with not understanding them; he endured them;
every one, in his opinion, ought to enjoy the fruits of his
labor. He had been, he said, a fervent disciple of Saint-
Simon, but that mistake must be attributed to his youth:
modern society could have no other basis than heredity.
An ardent Catholic, like all men from the Comtat, he
went to the earliest morning mass, and thus concealed
his piety. Like other philanthropists, he practised a
sordid economy, and gave to the poor his time, his legal
advice, his eloquence, and such money as he extracted
for them from the rich. His clothes, always of black
cloth, were worn- until the seams became white. Nature
had done a great deal for Theodose in not giving him
56 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
that fine manly Southern beauty which creates in others
an imaginary expectation, to which it is more thai)
f honor, with a pension of eighteen hun-
dred francs from the fund devoted to the encouragement
of science and letters."
"Well," said Thuillier, "there 's one cross at least well
bestowed."
"But eighteen hundred francs for the pension seems
to me rather paltry," said Dutocq.
"So it does," said Thuillier, "and all the more because
that money comes from the tax-payers ; and, when one sees
the taxes, as we do, frittered away on court favorites—"
"Eighteen hundred francs a year," interrupted Minard,
"is certainly something, especially for savants, a class
of people who are accustomed to live on very little."
"I think I have heard," said la Peyrade, "that this
very Monsieur Picot leads a strange life, and that his
family, who at first wanted to shut him up as a lunatic,
are now trying to have guardians appointed over him.
They say he allows a servant-woman who keeps his
house to rob him of all he has. Parbleu! Thuillier, you
know her; it is that woman who came to the office the
other day about some money in Dupuis's hands."
"Yes, yes, true," said Thuillier, significantly; "you
are right, I do know her."
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 459
"It is queer," said Brigitte, seeing a chance to enforce
the argument she had used to Celeste, "that all these
learned men are good for nothing outside of their science;
in their homes they have to be treated like children."
"That proves," said the Abbe Gondrin, "the great
absorption which their studies give to their minds, and,
at the same time, a simplicity of nature which is very
touching."
"When they are not as obstinate as mules," said
Brigitte, hastily. "For myself, Monsieur l'abbe, I must
say that if I had had any idea of marriage, a savant
would n't have suited me at all. What do they do, these
savants, anyhow? Useless things most of the time.
You are all admiring one who has discovered a star; but
as long as we are in this world what good is that to us ?
For all the use we make of stars it seems to me we have
got enough of them as it is."
" Bravo, Brigitte ! " said Colleville, getting loose again ;
"you are right, my girl, and I think, as you do, that
the man who discovers a new dish deserves better of
humanity."
"Colleville," said Flavie, "I must say that your style
of behavior is in the worst taste."
"My dear lady," said the Abba Gondrin, addressing
Brigitte, "you might be right if we were formed of
matter only ; and if, bound to our body, there were not
a soul with instincts and appetites that must be satisfied.
Well, I think that this sense of the infinite which is
within us, and which we all try to satisfy each in our
own way, is marvellously well helped by the labors of
astronomy, that reveal to us from time to time new
worlds which the hand of the Creator has put into space.
The infinite in you has taken another course; this pas-
sion for the comfort of those about you, this warm,
devoted, ardent affection which you feel for your brother,
are equally the manifestation of aspirations which have
460 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
nothing material about them, and which, in seeking their
end and object, never think of asking, 'What good does
that do? what is the use of this? ' Besides, I must
assure you that the stars are not as useless as you seem
to think. Without them how could navigators cross the
sea? They would be puzaJed to get you the vanilla with
which you have flavored the delicious cream I am now
eating. So, as Monsieur Colleville has perceived, there
is more affinity than you think between a dish and a
star; no one should be despised, — neither an astronomer
nor a good housekeeper — "
The abbe was here interrupted by the noise of a lively
altercation in the antechamber.
"I tell you that I will go in," said a loud voice.
u No, monsieur, you shall not go in," said another
voice, that of the man-servant. "The company are at
table, I tell you, and nobody has the right to force
himself in."
Thuillier turned pale; ever since the seizure of his
pamphlet, he fancied all sudden arrivals meant the
coming of the police.
Among the various social rules imparted to Brigitte
by Madame de Godollo, the one that most needed repeat-
ing was the injunction never, as mistress of the house,
to rise from the table until she gave the signal for retir-
ing. But present circumstances appeared to warrant the
infraction of the rule.
"I '11 go and see what it is," she said to Thuillier,
whose anxiety she noticed at once. "What is the
matter? " she said to the servant as soon as she reached
the scene of action.
"Here 's a gentleman who wants to come in, and says
that no one is ever dining at eight o'clock at night."
"But who are you, monsieur?" said Brigitte, address-
ing an old man very oddly clothed, whose eyes were
protected by a green shade.
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 461
"Madame, I am neither a beggar nor a vagabond,"
replied the old man, in stentorian tones; "my name is
Picot, professor of mathematics."
"Rue du Val-de-Grace? " asked Brigitte.
"Yes, madame, — No. 9, next to the print-shop."
"Come in, monsieur, come in; we shall be only too
happy to receive you," cried Thuillier, who, on hearing
the name, had hurried out to meet the savant.
u Hein ! you scamp," said the learned man, turning upon
the man-servant, who had retired, seeing that the matter
was being settled amicably, "I told you I should get in."
Pere Picot was a tall old man, with an angular, stern
face, who, despite the corrective of a blond wig with
heavy curls, and that of the pacific green shade we have
already mentioned, expressed on his large features, upon
which the fury of study had produced a surface of leaden
pallor, a snappish and quarrelsome disposition. Of this
he had already given proof before entering the dining-
room, where every one now rose to receive him.
His costume consisted of a huge frock-coat, something
between a paletot and a dressing-gown, beneath which
an immense waistcoat of iron-gray cloth, fastened from
the throat to the pit of the stomach with two rows of
buttons, hussar fashion, formed a sort of buckler. The
trousers, though October was nearing its close, were
made of black lasting, and gave testimony to long ser-
vice by the projection of a darn on the otherwise polished
surface covering the knees, the polish being produced by
the rubbing of the hands upon those parts. But, in
broad daylight, the feature of the old savant's appear-
ance which struck the eye most vividly was a pair of
Patagonian feet, imprisoned in slippers of beaver cloth,
the which, moulded upon the mountainous elevations of
gigantic bunions, made the spectator think, involuntarily,
of the back of a dromedary or an advanced case of
elephantiasis.
462 The Lesser Bourgeoisie,
Once installed in a chair which was hastily brought
for him, and the company having returned to their places
at table, the old man suddenly burst out in thundering
tones, amid the silence created by curiosity : —
"Where is he, — that rogue, that scamp? Let him show
himself; let him dare to speak to me! "
"Who is it that offends you, my dear monsieur?." said
Thuillier, in conciliating accents, in which there was a
slight tone of patronage.
"A scamp whom I couldn't find in his own home, and
they told me he was here, in this house. I 'm in the
apartment, I think, of Monsieur Thuillier of the Council-
general, place de la Madeleine, first story above the
entresol ? *
"Precisely," said Thuillier; "and allow me to add,
monsieur, that you are surrounded with the respect and
sympathy of all."
"And you will doubtless permit me to add," said
Minard, "that the mayor of the arrondissement adjoin-
ing that which you inhabit congratulates himself on
being here in presence of Monsieur Picot, — the Mon-
sieur Picot, no doubt, who has just immortalized his
name by the discovery of a star!"
"Yes, monsieur," replied the professor, elevating to a
still higher pitch the stentorian diapason of his voice,
"I am Picot (Nepomucene), but I have not discovered
a star; I don't concern myself with any such fiddle-
faddle ; besides, my eyes are very weak ; and that insolent
young fellow I have come here to find is making me ridicu-
lous with such talk. I don't see him here; he is hiding
himself, I know; he dares not look me in the face."
"Who is this person who annoys you?" asked several
voices at once.
"An unnatural pupil of mine," replied the old mathe-
matician; "a scamp, but full of ideas; his name is Felix
Phellion."
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 463
The name was received, as may well be imagined, with
amazement. Finding the situation amusing, Colleville
and la Peyrade went off into fits of laughter.
"You laugh, fools!" cried the irate old man, rising.
"Yes, come and laugh within reach of my arm."
So saying, he brandished a thick stick with a white
china handle, which he used to guide himself, thereby
nearly knocking over a candelabrum on the dinner-table
upon Madame Minard's head.
"You are mistaken, monsieur," cried Brigitte, spring-
ing forward and seizing his arm. "Monsieur Felix is
not here. He will probably come later to a reception
we are about to give; but at present he has not arrived."
"They don't begin early, your receptions," said the
old man; "it is past eight o'clock. Well, as Monsieur
Felix is coming later, you must allow me to wait for
him. I believe you were eating your dinners; don't let
me disturb you."
And he went back peaceably to his chair.
"As you permit it, monsieur," said Brigitte, "we will
continue, or, I should say, finish dinner, for we are now
at the dessert. May I offer you anything, — a glass of
champagne and a biscuit?"
"I am very willing, madame," replied the intruder.
"No one ever refuses champagne, and I am always ready
to eat between my meals; but you dine very late."
A place was made for him at table between Colleville
and Mademoiselle Minard, and the former made it his
business to fill the glass of his new neighbor, before
whom was placed a dish of small cakes.
"Monsieur," said la Peyrade, in a cajoling tone, "you
saw how surprised we were to hear you complain of
Monsieur Felix Phellion, — so amiable, so inoffensive a
young man. What has he done to- you, that you should
feel so angry with him ? "
With his mouth full of cakes, which he was engulfing
464 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
in quantities that made Brigitte uneasy, the professor
made a sign that he would soon answer; then, hav-
ing mistaken his glass and swallowed the contents of
Colleville's, he replied: —
"You ask what that insolent young man has done to
me? A rascally thing; and not the first, either. He
knows that I cannot abide stars, having very good reason
to hate them, as you shall hear: In 1807, being attached
to the Bureau of Longitudes, I was part of the scientific
expedition sent to Spain, under the direction of my
friend and colleague, Jean-Baptiste Biot, to determine
the arc of the terrestrial meridian from Barcelona to the
Balearic isles. I was just in the act of observing a star
(perhaps the very one my rascally pupil has discovered),
when suddenly, war having broken out between France
and Spain, the peasants, seeing me perched with a tel-
escope on Monte Galazzo, took it into their heads that
I was making signals- to the enemy. A mob of savages
broke my instruments, and talked of stringing me up.
They were just going to do it, when the captain of a
vessel took me prisoner and thrust me into the citadel
of Belver, where I spent three years in the harshest cap-
tivity. Since then, as you may well believe, I loathe
the whole celestial system ; though I was, without know-
ing it, the first to observe the famous comet of 1811 ; but
I should have taken care not to say a word about it if it
had not been for Monsieur Flauguergues, who announced
it. Like all my pupils, Phellion knows my aversion to
stars, and he knew very well the worst trick he could
play me would be to saddle one on my back; and that
deputation that came to play the farce of congratulating
me was mighty lucky not to find me at home, for if they
had, I can assure those gentlemen of the Academy, they
would have had a hot- reception."
Everybody present thought the old mathematician's
monomania quite delightful, except la Peyrade, who
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 465
now, on perceiving Felix Phellion's part in the affair,
regretted deeply having caused the explanation.
"And yet, Monsieur Picot." said Minard, "if Felix
Phellion is only guilty of attributing his discovery to
you, it seems to me that his indiscreet behavior has
resulted in a certain compensation to you: the cross of
the Legion of honor, a pension, and the glory attached
to your name are not to be despised."
"The cross and the pension I take," said the old man,
emptying his glass, which, to Brigitte's terror, he set
down upon the table with a force that threatened to
smash it. "The government has owed them to me these
twenty years ; not for the discovery of stars, — things
that I have always despised, — but for my famous
' Treatise on Differential Logarithms' (Kepler thought
proper to call them monologarithms), which is a sequel
to the tables of Napier ; also for my ' Postulatum ' of
Euclid, of which I was the first to discover the solution;
but above all, for my ' Theory of Perpetual Motion,' —
four volumes in quarto with plates ; Paris, 1825. You
see, therefore, monsieur, that to give me glory is bringing
water to the Seine. I had so little need of Monsieur
Felix Phellion to make me a position in the scientific
world that I turned him out of my house long ago."
"Then it is n't the first star," said Colleville, flippantly,
"that he dared to put upon you? "
"He did worse than that," roared the old man; "he
ruined my reputation, he tarnished my name. My
' Theory of Perpetual Motion,' the printing of which
cost me every penny I owned, though it ought to have
been printed gratis at the Royal Printing-office, was
calculated to make my fortune and render me immortal.
Well, that miserable Felix prevented it. From time to
time, pretending to bring messages from my editor, he
would say, the young sycophant, ' Papa Picot, your book
is selling finely; here's five hundred francs — two hun-
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dred francs — and once it was two thousand — which
your publisher charged me to give you.' This thing-
went on for years, and my publisher, who had the base-
ness to enter into the plot, would say to me, when I went
to the shop: 'Yes, yes, it does n't do badly, it bubbles,
that book; we shall soon be at the end of this edition.'
I, who did n't suspect anything, I pocketed my money,
and thought to myself: l My book is liked; little by
little its ideas are making their way; I may now expect,
from day to day, that some great capitalist will come to
me and propose to apply my system — ' "
" — of 'Absorption of Liquids'?" asked Colleville,
who had been steadily filling the old fellow's glass.
"No, monsieur, my ' Theory of Perpetual Motion,' 4
vols, in quarto with plates. But no! days, weeks went by
and nobody came; so, thinking that my publisher did not
put all the energy he should into the matter, I tried to sell
the second edition to another man. It was that, monsieur,
that enabled me to discover the whole plot, on which, as
I said before, I turned that serpent out of rny house. In
six years only nine copies had been sold! Kept quiet in
false security I had done nothing for the propagation of
my book, which had been left to take care of itself; and
thus it was that I, victim of black and wicked jealousy,
was shamefully despoiled of the value of my labors."
"But," said Minard, making himself the mouthpiece
of the thoughts of the company, "may we not see in that
act a manner as ingenious as it was delicate to — "
"To give me alms! is that what you mean?" inter-
rupted the old man, with a roar that made Mademoiselle
Minard jump in her chair; "to humiliate me, dishonor
me — me, his old professor! Am I in need of charity?
Has Picot (Nepomucene), to whom his wife brought a
dowry of one hundred thousand francs, ever stretched
out his palm to any one? But in these days nothing is
respected. Old fellows, as they call us, our religion and
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our good faith is taken advantage of so that these youths
may say to the public: ' Old drivellers, don't you see
now they are good for nothing ? It needs us, the young
generation, us, the moderns, us, Young France, to bring
them up on a bottle.' Young greenhorn! let me see you
try to feed me ! Old drivellers know more in their little
finger than you in your whole brain, and you '11 never be
worth us, paltry little intriguer that you are ! However,
I know my day of vengeance will come; that young
Phellion can't help ending badly; what he did to-day,
reading a statement to the Academy, under my name,
was forgery, forgery ! and the law will send him to the
galleys for that."
"True," said Colleville, "forgery of a public star."
Brigitte, who quaked for her glasses, and whose nerves
were exacerbated by the monstrous consumption of cakes
and wine, now gave the signal to return to the salon.
Besides, she had heard the door-bell ring several times,
announcing the arrival of guests for the evening. The
question then was how to transplant the professor, and
Colleville politely offered him his arm.
"No, monsieur," he said, "you must allow me to stay
where I am. I am not dressed for a party, and besides,
a strong light hurts my eyes. Moreover, I don't choose
to give myself as a spectacle ; it will be best that my
interview with Felix Phellion should take place between
* four-eyes,' as they say."
"Well, let him alone, then," said Brigitte to Colleville.
No one insisted, — the old man having, unconsciously,
pretty nigh discrowned himself in the opinion of the
company. But before leaving, the careful housewife
removed everything that was at all fragile from his
reach; then, by way of a slight attention, she said: —
"Shall I send you some coffee? "
"I'll take it, madame," responded pere Picot, "and
some cognac with it."
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"Oh! parbleuf he takes everything," sak) Brigitte to
the male domestic, and she told the latter to keep an eye
on the old madman.
When Brigitte returned to the salon she found that the
Abbe Gondrin had become the centre of a great circle
formed by nearly the whole company, and as she
approached, she heard him say: —
"I thank Heaven for bestowing upon me such a pleas-
ure. I have never felt an emotion like that aroused by
the scene we have just witnessed ; even the rather bur-
lesque form of this confidence, which was certainly very
artless, for it was quite involuntary, only adds to the
honor of the surprising generosity it revealed. Placed
as I am by my ministry in the way of knowing of many
charities, and often either the witness or the intermediary
of good actions, I think I never in my life have met with
a more touching or a more ingenious devotion. To keep
the left hand ignorant of what the rig ht handdoes is a
great step in Christianity; but to go so far as to rob
one's self of one's own fame to benefit another under such
conditions is the gospel applied in its highest precepts;
it is being more than a Sister of Charity; it is doing the
work of an apostle of beneficence. How I should like to
know that noble young man, and shake him by the
hand."
With her arm slipped through that of her godmother,
Celeste was standing very near the priest, her ears intent
upon his words, her arm pressing tighter and tighter that
of Madame Thuillier, as the abbe analyzed the generous
action of Felix Phellion, until at last she whispered
under her breath: —
"You hear, godmother, you hear! "
To destroy the inevitable effect which this hearty
praise would surely have on Celeste, Thuillier hastened
to say: —
"Unfortunately, Monsieur l'abbd, the young man of
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whom you speak so warmly is not altogether unknown
to you. I have had occasion to tell you about him, and
to regret that it was not possible to follow out certain
plans which we once entertained for him; I allude to
the very compromising independence he affects in his
religious opinions."
"Ah! is that the young man?" said the abbe; "you
surprise me much; I must say such an idea would never
have crossed my mind."
"You will see him presently, Monsieur l'abbe," said
la Peyrade, joining in the conversation, "and if you ques-
tion him on certain grounds you will have no difficulty
in discovering the ravages that a love of science can
commit in the most gifted souls."
"I am afraid I shall not see him," said the abbe, "as
my black gown would be out of place in the midst of the
more earthly gayety that will soon fill this salon. But I
know, Monsieur de la Peyrade, that you are a man of
sincerely pious convictions, and as, without any doubt,
you feel as much interest in the young man's welfare as
I do myself, I shall say to you in parting: Do not be
uneasy about him ; sooner or later, such choice souls come
back to us, and if the return of these prodigals should
be long delayed I should not fear, on seeing them go to
God, that his infinite mercy would fail them."
So saying, the abbe looked about to find his hat, and
proceeded to slip quietly away.
Suddenly a fearful uproar was heard. Rushing into
the dining-room, whence came a sound of furniture over-
turned and glasses breaking, Brigitte found Colleville
occupied in adjusting his cravat and looking himself
over to be sure that his coat, cruelly pulled awry, bore
no signs of being actually torn.
"What is the matter? " cried Brigitte.
"It is that old idiot," replied Colleville, "who is in a
fury. I came to take my coffee with him, just to keep
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him company, and he took a joke amiss, and collared
me, and knocked over two chairs and a tray of glasses
because Josephine did n't get out of his way in time."
"It is all because you 've been teasing him," said
Brigitte, crossly; "why couldn't you stay in the salon
instead of coming here to play your jokes, as you call
them? You think you are still in the orchestra of the
Opera-Comique. "
This sharp rebuke delivered, Brigitte, like the resolute
woman that she was, saw that she absolutely must get
rid of the ferocious old man who threatened her house-
hold with flames and blood. Accordingly, she approached
pere Picot, who was tranquilly engaged in burning brandy
in his saucer.
"Monsieur," she said, at the top of her lungs, as if
she were speaking to a deaf person (evidently thinking
that a blind one ought to be treated in the same man-
ner), "I have come to tell you something that may annoy
you. Monsieur and Madame Phellion have just arrived,
and they inform me that their son, Monsieur Felix, is
not coming. He has a cold and a sore-throat."
"Then he got it this afternoon reading that lec-
ture," cried the professor, joyfully. "That 's justice! —
Madame, where do you get your brandy ? "
"Why, at my grocer's," replied Brigitte, taken aback
by the question.
"Well, madame, I ought to tell you that in a house
where one can drink such excellent champagne, which
reminds me of that we used to quaff at the table of Mon-
sieur de Fontanes, grand-master of the University, it is
shameful to keep such brandy. I tell you, with the
frankness I put into everything, that it is good only to
wash your horses' feet, and if I had not the resource of
burning it — "
"He is the devil in person," thought Brigitte; "not a
word of excuse about all that glass, but he must needs
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fall foul of my brandy too! — Monsieur," she resumed,
in the same raised diapason, "as Monsieur Felix is not
coining, don't you think your family will be uneasy at
your absence? "
"Family? I have n't any, madame, owing to the fact
that they want to make me out a lunatic. But I have a
housekeeper, Madame Lambert, and I dare say she will
be surprised not to see me home by this time. I think
I had better go now ; if I stay later, the scene might be
more violent. But I must own that in this strange quarter
I am not sure if I can find my way."
"Then take a carriage."
"Carriage here, carriage there, indeed! my spiteful
relations wouldn't lose the chance of calling me a
spendthrift."
"I have an important message to send into your quar-
ter," said Brigitte, seeing she must resolve to make the
sacrifice, " and I have just told my porter to take a cab
and attend to it. If you would like to take advantage
of that convenience — "
"I accept it, madame," said the old professor, rising;
"and, if it comes to the worst, I hope you will testify
before the judge that I was niggardly about a cab."
"Henri," said Brigitte to the man-servant, "take mon-
sieur down to the porter and tell him to do the errand I
told him about just now, and to take monsieur to his
own door, and be very careful of him."
"Careful of him!" echoed the old man. "Do you
take me for a trunk, madame, or a bit of cracked
china?"
Seeing that she had got her man fairly to the door,
Brigitte allowed herself to turn upon him.
"What I say, monsieur, is for your good. You must
allow me to observe that you have not an agreeable
nature."
"Careful of him! careful of him!" repeated the old
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man. "Don't you know, madame, that by the use of
such words you may get people put into lunatic asylums?
However, I will not reply rudely to the polite hospitality
I have received, — all the more because I think, I have
put Monsieur Felix, who missed me intentionally, in his
right place."
u Go, go, go, you old brute! " cried Brigitte, slamming
the door behind him.
Before returning to the salon she was obliged to drink
a whole glassful of water, the restraint she had been
forced to put upon herself in order to get rid of this
troublesome guest having, to use her own expression,
1 'put her all about."
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XIII.
THE MAN WHO THINKS THE STAR TOO BRIGHT.
The next morning Minarcl paid a visit to Phellion in
his study. The great citizen and his son Felix were at
that moment engaged in a conversation which seemed to
have some unusual interest for them.
"My dear Felix," cried the mayor of the eleventh
arronclissement, offering his hand warmly to the young
professor, "it is you who bring me here this morning;
I have come to offer you my congratulations."
"What has occurred?" asked Phellion. "Have the
Thuilliers — "
"It has nothing to do with the Thuilliers," interrupted
the mayor. "But," he added, looking hard at Felix,
"can that sly fellow have concealed the thing even from
you?"
"I do not think," said Phellion, "that ever, in his
life, has my son concealed a thing from me."
"Then you know about the sublime astronomical
discovery which he communicated to the Academy of
Sciences yesterday? "
"Your kindliness for me, Monsieur le maire," said
Felix, hastily, "has led you astray; I was only the reader
of the communication."
"Oh! let me alone!" said Minard; "reader, indeed!
I know all about it."
"But see," said Felix, offering Minard the "Constitu-
tionnel," "here's the paper; not only does it announce
that Monsieur Picot is the maker of the discovery, but it
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mentions the rewards which, without losing a moment,
the government lias bestowed upon him."
"Felix is right," said Phellion; "that journal is to be
trusted. On this occasion I think the government has
acted very properly."
"But, my dear commander, I repeat to you that the
truth of the affair has got wind, and your son is shown
to be a most admirable fellow. To put his own dis-
covery to the credit of his old professor so as to obtain
for him the recognition and the favor of the authorities
— upon my word, in all antiquity I don't know a finer
trait!"
"Felix! " said Phellion, beginning to show some emo-
tion, "these immense labors to which you have devoted
so much time of late, these continual visits to the
Observatory — "
"But, father," interrupted Felix, "Monsieur Minard
has been misinformed."
"Misinformed!" cried Minard, "when I know the
whole affair from Monsieur Picot himself!"
At this argument, stated in a way to leave no possible
doubt, the truth began to dawn upon Phellion.
"Felix, my son! " he said, rising to embrace him.
But he was obliged to sit down again; his legs refused
to bear his weight; be turned pale; and that nature,
ordinarily so impassible, seemed about to give way under
the shock of this happiness.
"My God! " said Felix, terrified, "he is ill; ring the
bell, I entreat you, Monsieur Minard."
And he ran to the old man, loosened his cravat and
unfastened the collar of his shirt, striking him in the
palms of his hands. But the sudden faintness was but
momentary; almost immediately himself again, Phellion
gathered his son to his heart, and holding him long in
his embrace, he said, in a voice broken by the tears that
came to put an end to this shock of joy: —
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"Felix, my noble son! so great in beart, so great in
mind!"
The bell had been rung by Minard with magisterial
force, and with such an accent that the whole household
was alarmed, and came running in.
"It is nothing, it is nothing," said Phellion to the
servants, sending them away. But almost at the same
moment, -seeing his wife, who now entered the room, he
resumed his habitual solemnity.
"Madame Phellion," he said, pointing to Felix, "how
many years is it since you brought that young man into
the world ? "
Madame Phellion, bewildered by the question, hesi-
tated a moment, and then said : —
"Twenty-five years next January."
"Have you not thought, until now, that God had
amply granted your maternal desires by making this
child of your womb an honest man, a pious son, and by
gifting him for mathematics, that Science of sciences,
with an aptitude sufficiently remarkable?"
"I have," said Madame Phellion, understanding less
and less what her husband was coming to.
"Well," continued Phellion, "you owe to God an
additional thanksgiving, for he has granted that you be
the mother of a man of genius; his toil, which latety we
rebuked, and which made us fear for the reason of our
child, was the way — the rough and jagged way — by
which men come to fame."
11 Ah gat" cried Madame Phellion, "can't you stop
coming yourself to an explanation of what you mean,
and get there ? "
"Your son," said Minard, cautious this time in
measuring the joy he was about to bestow, fearing
another fainting-fit of happiness, "has just made a very
important scientific discovery."
"Is it true?" said Madame Phellion, going up to
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Fe'lix, and taking him by both hands as she looked at
him lovingly.
"When I say important," continued Minard, "I am
only sparing your maternal emotions; it is, in truth, a
sublime, a dazzling discovery. He is only twenty-five
years old, but his name, from henceforth, is immortal."
"And this is the man," said Madame Phellion, half
beside herself, and kissing Felix with effusion, "to
whom that la Peyrade is preferred ! "
"No, not preferred, madame," said Minard, "for the
Thuilliers are not the dupes of that adventurer. But he
has made himself necessary to them. Thuillier fancies
that without la Peyrade he could not be elected; the
election is still doubtful, and they are sacrificing every-
thing to it."
"But isn't it odious," cried Madame Phellion, "to
consider such interests before the happiness of their
child!"
"Ah!" said Minard, "but Celeste is not their child,
only their adopted daughter."
"Brigitte's, if you like," said Madame Phellion; "but
as for Thuillier — "
"My good wife," said Phellion, "no censoriousness.
The good God has just sent us a great consolation; and,
indeed, though certainly far advanced, this marriage,
about which I regret to say Felix does not behave with
all the philosophy I could desire, may still not take
place."
Seeing that Felix shook his head with a look of
incredulity, Minard hastened to say: —
"Yes, yes, the commander is quite right. Last night
there was a hitch about signing the contract, and it was
not signed. You were not there, by the bye, and your
absence was much remarked upon."
"We were invited," said Phellion, "and up to the last
moment we hesitated whether to go or not. But, as you
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will readily see, our position was a false one; besides,
Felix — and I see now it must have been in consequence
of his lecture at the Academy — was completely worn
out with fatigue and emotion. To present ourselves
without him would have seemed very singular; therefore
we decided that it would be wisest and best to absent
ourselves."
The presence of the man whom he had just declared
immortal did not deter Minarcl, when the occasion was
thus made for him, from plunging eagerly into one of
the most precious joys of bourgeois existence, namely,
the retailing of gossip.
"Just imagine!" he began; "last night at the
Thuilliers' the most extraordinary things took place,
one after another."
First he related the curious episode of pere Picot.
Then he told of the hearty approbation given to Felix's
conduct by the Abbe Gondrin, and the desire the young
preacher had expressed to meet him.
"I'll go and see him," said Felix; "do you know
where he lives ? "
"Rue de la Madeleine, No. 8," replied Minard. "But
the great event of the evening was the spectacle of that
fine company assembled to listen to the marriage-con-
tract, and waiting in expectation a whole hour for the
notary, who — never came ! "
"Then the contract was not signed?" said Felix,
eagerly.
"Not even read, my friend. Suddenly some one came
in and told Brigitte that the notary had started for
Brussels."
"Ah! no doubt," said Phellion, naively; "some very
important business."
"Most important," replied Minard; "a little bank-
ruptcy of five hundred thousand francs which the gentle-
man leaves behind him."
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"But who is this public officer," demanded Phellion,
4 'so recreant, in this scandalous manner, to the sacred
duties of his calling? "
"Parbleu! your neighbor in the rue Saint-Jacques, the
notary Dupuis."
"What! " said Madame Phellion, "that pious man?
Why, he is churchwarden of the parish! "
"Eh! maclame, those are the very ones," said Minard,
"to run off — there are many precedents for that."
"But," said Phellion, "such news cast suddenly among
the company must have fallen like a thunderbolt."
"Especially," said Minard, "as it was brought in the
most unexpected and singular manner."
"Tell us all about it," said Madame Phellion, with
animation.
"Well, it seems," continued Minard, "that this cant-
ing swindler had charge of the savings of a number of
servants, and that Monsieur de la Peyrade — because,
you see, they are all of a clique, these pious people —
was in the habit of recruiting clients for him in that
walk of life — "
"I always said so! " interrupted Madame Phellion.
"I knew that Provengal was no good at all."
"It seems," continued the mayor, "that he had placed in
Dupuis's hands all the savingsof an old housekeeper, pious
herself, amounting to a pretty little sum. Faith! I think
myself it was worth some trouble. How much do you sup-
pose it was? Twenty-five thousand francs,' if you please!
This housekeeper, whose name is Madame Lambert — "
"Madame Lambert! " cried Felix; "why, that 's Mon-
sieur Picot's housekeeper; close cap, pale* thin face,
speaks always with her eyes lowered, shows no hair?"
"That's she," said Minard, — "a regular hypocrite! "
"Twenty-five thousand francs of savings! " said Felix.
"I don't wonder that poor pere Picot is always out of
money."
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"And that some one had to meddle with the sale of
his book," said Minard, slyly. "However that may be,
you can imagine that the woman was in a fine state of
mind on hearing of the flight of the notary. Off she went
to la Peyrade's lodgings; there she was told he was din-
ing at the Thuilliers' ; to the Thuilliers' she came, after
running about the streets — for they did n't give her quite
the right address — till ten o'clock; but she got there
while the company were still sitting round waiting for
the notary, and gaping at each other, no one knowing
what to say and do, for neither Brigitte nor Thuillier
have faculty enough to get out of such a scrape with
credit; and we all missed the voice of Madame de
Godollo and the talent of Madame Phellion."
"Oh! you are too polite, Monsieur le maire," said
Madame Phellion, bridling.
"Well, as I said," continued Minard, "at ten o'clock
Madame Lambert reached the antechamber of Monsieur
the general-councillor, and there she asked, in great
excitement, to see la Peyrade."
"That was natural," said Phellion; "he being the
intermediary of the investment, this woman had a right
to question him."
"You should just have seen that Tartuffe! " continued
Minard. "He had no sooner gone out than he returned,
bringing the news. As everybody was longing to get
away, there followed a general helter-skelter. And then
what does our man do? He goes back to Madame
Lambert, who was crying that she was ruined! she was
lost! — which might very well be true, but it might also
be only a scene arranged between them in presence of
the company, whom the woman's outcries detained in
the antechamber. ' Don't be anxious, my good woman,'
said la Peyrade; ' the investment was made at your
request, consequently, I owe you nothing; but it is
enough that the money passed through my hands to make
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my conscience tell me I am responsible. If the notary's
assets are not enough to pay you I will do so.' "
"Yes," said Phellion, "that was my idea as you told
it; the intermediary is or ought to be responsible. I
should not have hesitated to do as Monsieur de la Peyrade
did, and I do not think that after such conduct as that
he ought to be taxed with Jesuitism."
"Yes, you would have done so," said Minard, "and
so should I, but we should n't have done it with a brass
band; we should have paid our money quietly, like gentle-
men. But this electoral manager, how is he going to
pay it? Out of the dot f "
At this moment the little page entered the room and
gave a letter to Felix Phellion. It came from pere
Picot, and was written at his dictation by the hand of
Madame Lambert, for which reason we will not repro-
duce the orthography. The writing of Madame Lambert
was of those that can never be forgotten when once seen.
Recognizing it instantly, Felix hastened to say: —
"A letter from the professor;" then, before breaking
the seal, he added, "Will you permit me, Monsieur le
maire."
"He'll rate you finely," said Minard, laughing. " I
never saw anything so comical as his wrath last night."
Felix, as he read the letter, smiled to himself. When
he had finished it, he passed it to his father, saying: —
"Read it aloud if you like."
Whereupon, with his solemn voice and manner, Phellion
read as follows : —
My dear Felix, — I have just received your note ; it came
in the nick of time, for I was, as they say, in a fury with you.
You tell me that you were guilty of that abuse of confidence
(about which I intended to write you a piece of my mind) in
order to give a knock-down blow to my relations by proving that
a man capable of making such complicated calculations as your
discovery required was not a man to put in a lunatic asylum or
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drag before a judiciary council. That argument pleases me,
and it makes such a good answer to the infamous proceedings
of my relations that I praise you for having had the idea. But
you sold it to me, that argument, pretty dear when you put me
in company with a star, for you know very well that propinquity
would n't please me at all. It is not at my age, and after solving
the great problem of perpetual motion, that a man could take
up with such rubbish as that, — good only for boys and green-
horns like you ; and that is what I have taken the liberty this
morning to go and tell the minister of public instruction, by
whom I must say I was received with the most perfect urbanity.
I asked him to see whether, as he had made a mistake and sent
them to the wrong address, he could not take back his cross and
his pension, — though to be sure, as I told him, I deserved them
for other things.
" The government," he replied, " is not in the habit of making
mistakes ; what it does is always properly done, and it never
annuls an ordinance signed by the hand of his Majesty. Your
great labors have deserved the two favors the King has granted
you ; it is a long-standing debt, which I am happy to pay off in
his name."
" But Felix ? " I said ; " because after all for a young man it is
not such a bad discovery."
" Monsieur Felix Phellion," replied the minister, " will receive
in the course of the day his appointment to the rank of Cheva-
lier of the Legion of honor ; I will have it signed this morning
by the king. Moreover, there is a vacant place at the Academy
of Sciences, and if you are not a candidate for it — "
"I, in the Academy! " I interrupted, with the frankness of
speech you know I always use ; " I execrate academies ; they are
stiflers, extinguishers, assemblages of sloths, idlers, shops with
big signs and nothing to sell inside — "
" Well, then," said the minister, smiling, " I think that at the
next election Monsieur Felix Phellion will have every chance,
and among those chances I count the influence of the govern-
ment which is secured to him."
There, my poor boy,, is all that I have been able to do to
reward your good intentions and to prove to you that I am no
longer angry. I think the relations are going to pull a long face.
Come and talk about it to-day at four o'clock, — for I don't dine
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after bedtime, as I saw some people doing last night in a house
where I had occasion to mention your talents in a manner that
was very advantageous to you. Madame Lambert, who does
better with a saucepan than with pen and ink, shall distinguish
herself, though it is Friday, and she never lets me off a fast day.
But she has promised us a fish dinner worthy of an archbishop,
with a fine half -bottle of champagne (doubled if need be) to
wash it down.
Your old professor and friend,
PlCOT (NlfPOMUCENE),
Chevalier of the Legion of honor.
P. S. — Do you think you could obtain from your respectable
mother a little flask of that old and excellent cognac you once
gave me ? Not a drop remains, and yesterday I was forced to
drink some stuff only fit to bathe horses' feet, as I did not
hesitate to say to the beautiful Hebe who served it to me.
"Of course he shall have some," said Madame Phellion ;
"not a flask, but a gallon."
"And I," said Minard, "who pique myself on mine,
which did n't come from Brigitte's grocer either, I '11
send him several bottles; but don't tell him who sent
them, Monsieur le chevalier, for you never can tell how
that singular being will take things."
"Wife," said Phellion, suddenly, "get me my black
coat and a white cravat."
"Where are you going?" asked Madame Phellion.
"To the minister, to thank him?"
"Bring me, I say, those articles of habiliment. I
have an important visit to make; and Monsieur le maire
will, I know, excuse me."
"I myself must be off," said Minard. "I, too, have
important business, though it is n't about a star."
Questioned in vain by Felix and his wife, Phellion
completed his attire with a pair of white gloves, sent for
a carriage, and, at the end of half an hour, entered the
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presence of Brigitte, whom he found presiding over the
careful putting away of the china, glass, and silver which
had performed their several functions the night before.
Leaving these housekeeping details, she received her
visitor.
."Well, papa Phellion," she said, when they both were
seated in the salon, "you broke your word yesterday;
you were luckier than the rest. Do you know what a
trick that notary played us?"
"I know all," said Phellion; "and it is the check thus
unexpectedly given to the execution of your plans that I
shall take for the text of the important conversation
which I desire to have with you. Sometimes Providence
would seem to take pleasure in counteracting our best-
laid schemes ; sometimes, also, by means of the obstacles
it raises in our path, it seems to intend to indicate that
we are bearing too far to the right or to the left, and
should pause to reflect upon our way."
"Providence!" said Brigitte the strong-minded, —
"Providence has something else to do than to look
after us."
"That is one opinion," said Phellion; "but I myself
am accustomed to see its decrees in the little as well as
the great things of life; and certainly, if it had allowed
the fulfilment of your engagements with Monsieur de la
Peyrade to be even partially begun yesterday, you would
not have seen me here to-day."
"Then," said Brigitte, "do you think that by default
of a notary the marriage will not take place? They do
say that for want of a monk the abbey won't come to a
standstill."
"Dear lady," said the great citizen, "you will do me
the justice to feel that neither I, nor my wife, have ever
attempted to influence your decision; we have allowed
our young people to love each other without much con-
sideration as to where that attachment would lead — "
484: The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
"It led to upsetting their minds," said Brigitte;
"that 's what love is, and that 's why I deprived myself
of it."
"What you say is, indeed, true of my unfortunate
son," resumed Phellion; "for, notwithstanding the noble
distractions he has endeavored to give to his sorrow, he
is to-day so miserably overcome by it that this morning,
in spite of the glorious success he has just obtained, he
was speaking to me of undertaking a voyage of circum-
navigation around the globe, — a rash enterprise which
would detain him from his native land at least three
years, if, indeed, he escaped the dangers of so prolonged
a journey."
"Well," said Brigitte, "it isn't a bad idea; he'll
return consoled, having discovered three or four more
new stars."
"His present discovery suffices," said Phellion, with
double his ordinary gravity, "and it is under the auspices
of that triumph, which has placed his name at so great
a height in the scientific world, that I have the assurance
to say to you, point-blank: Mademoiselle, I have come
to ask you, on behalf of my son, who loves as he is
beloved, for the hand in marriage of Mademoiselle
Celeste Colleville."
"But, my dear man," replied Brigitte, "it is too
late ; remember that we are diametrically engaged to la
Peyrade."
"It is never, they say, too late to do well, and yes-
terday it would have been in my judgment too early.
My son, having to offer an equivalent for a fortune,
could not say to you until to-day: ' Though Celeste, by
your generosity has a dot which mine is far from equal-
ling, yet I have the honor to be a member of the Royal
order of the Legion of honor, and shortly, according to
appearance, I shall be a member of the Royal Academy
of Sciences, one of the five branches of the Institute.' "
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 485
"Certainly," said Brigitte; "Felix is getting to be a
very pretty match, but we have passed our word to la
Peyrade; the banns are published at the mayor's office,
and unless something extraordinary happens the con-
tract will be signed. La Peyrade is very busy about
Thuillier's election, which he has now got into good
shape; we have capital engaged with him in the affair
of this newspaper; and it would be impossible to go
back on our promise, even if we wished to do so."
"So," said Phellion, "in one of the rare occasions of
life when reason and inclination blend together, you
think you must be guided solely by the question of mate-
rial interests. Celeste, as we know, has no inclination
for Monsieur de la Peyrade. Brought up with Felix — "
"Brought up with Felix! " interrupted Brigitte. "She
was given a period of time to choose between Monsieur
de la Peyrade and your son, — that *s how we coerce her,
if you please, — and she would not take Monsieur Fe'lix,
whose atheism is too well known."
"You are mistaken, mademoiselle, my son is not an
atheist; for Voltaire himself doubted if there could be
atheists ; and no later than yesterday, in this house, an
ecclesiastic, as admirable for his talents as for his vir-
tues, after making a magnificent eulogy of my son,
expressed the desire to know him."
" Parbleu! yes, to convert him," said Brigitte. "But
as for this marriage, I am sorry to tell you that the
mustard is made too late for the dinner; Thuillier will
never renounce his la Peyrade."
"Mademoiselle," said Phellion, rising, "I feel no
humiliation for the useless step I have this day taken;
I do not even ask you to keep it secret, for I shall myself
mention it to 'our friends and acquaintances."
"Tell it to whom you like, my good man," replied
Brigitte, acrimoniously. "Because your son has dis-
covered a star — if, indeed, he did discover it, and not
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that old fool the government decorated — do yon expect
him to marry a daughter of the King of the French? "
"Enough," said Phellion; "we will say no more. I
might answer that, without depreciating the Thuilliers,
the Orleans family seem to me more distinguished; but
I do not like to introduce acerbity into the conversa-
tion, and therefore, begging you to receive the assurance
of my humble respects, I retire."
So saying, he made his exit majestically, and left
Brigitte with the arrow of his comparison, discharged
after the manner of the Parthians in extremis, sticking in
her mind, and she herself in a temper all the more savage
because already, the evening before, Madame Thuillier,
after the guests were gone, had the incredible audacity
to say something in favor of Felix. Needless to relate
that the poor helot was roughly put down and told to
mind her own business. But this attempt at a will of
her own in her sister-in-law had already put the old maid
in a vile humor, and Phellion, coming to reopen the
subject, exasperated her. Josephine, the cook, and the
"male domestic," received the after-clap of the scene
which had just taken place. Brigitte found that in her
absence everything had been done wrong, and putting
her own hand to the work, she hoisted herself o.n a chair,
at the risk of her neck, to reach the upper shelves of the
closet, where her choicest china, for gala days, was
carefully kept under lock and key.
This day, which for Brigitte began so ill, was, beyond
all gainsaying, one of the stormiest and most portentous
of this narrative.
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XIV.
A STORMY DAY.
As an exact historian, we must go back and begin the
day at six in the morning, when we can see Madame
Thuillier going to the Madeleine to hear the mass that the
Abbe Gondrin was in the habit of saying at that hour,
and afterwards approaching the holy table, — a viaticum
which pious souls never fail to give themselves when it
is in their minds to accomplish some great resolution.
About mid-day the abbe received a visit in his own
home from Madame Thuillier and Celeste. The poor
child wanted a little development of the words by which
the priest had given security, the evening before, in
Brigitte's salon, for the eternal welfare of Felix Phellion.
It seemed strange to the mind of this girl-theologian
that, without practising religion, a soul could be received
into grace by the divine justice; for surely the anathema
is clear : Out of the Church there is no salvation.
"My dear child," said the Abbe Gondrin, "learn to
understand that saying which seems to you so inexo-
rable. It is more a saying of thanksgiving for those who
have the happiness to live within the pale of our holy
mother the Church than a malediction upon those who
have the misfortune to live apart from her. God sees
to the depths of all hearts; he knows his elect; and so
great is the treasure of his goodness that to none is it
given to limit its riches and its munificence. Who shall
dare to say to God : Thou wilt be generous and munifi-
cent so far and no farther. Jesus Christ forgave the
woman in adultery, and on the cross he promised heaven
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to a thief, in order to prove to us that he deals with men,
not according to human sentiments, but according to his
wisdom and his mercy. He who thinks himself a Chris-
tian may be in the eyes of God an idolater; and another
who is thought a pagan, may, by his feelings and his
actions be, without his own knowledge, a Christian.
Our holy religion has this that is divine about it; all
grandeur, all heroism are but the practice of its precepts.
I was saying yesterday to Monsieur de la Peyrade that
pure souls must be, in course of time, its inevitable con-
quest. It is all-important to give them their just credit;
that is a confidence which returns great dividends ; and,
besides, charity commands it."
"Ah! my God! " cried Celeste, "to learn that too late!
I, who could have chosen between Felix and Monsieur
de la Peyrade, and did not dare to follow the ideas of
my heart! Oh! Monsieur l'abbe, could n't you speak to
my mother? Your advice is always listened to."
"Impossible, my dear child," replied the vicar. "If
I had the direction of Madame Colleville's conscience I
might perhaps say a word, but we are so often accused
of meddling imprudently in family matters! Be sure
that my intervention here, without authority or right,
would do you more harm than good. It is for you and
for those who love you," he added, giving a look at
Madame Thuillier, "to see if these arrangements, already
so far advanced, could be changed in the direction of
your wishes."
It was written that the poor child was to drink to the
dregs the cup she had herself prepared by her intoler-
ance. As the abbe finished speaking, his housekeeper
came in to ask if he would receive Monsieur Felix
Phellion. Thus, like the Charter of 1830, Madame de
Godollo's officious falsehood was turned into truth.
"Go this way," he said hastily, showing his two peni-
tents out by a private corridor.
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Life has such strange encounters that it does some-
times happen that the same form of proceeding must be
used by courtesans and by the men of God.
"Monsieur 1'abbe," said Felix to the young vicar as
soon as they met, "I have heard of the kind manner in
which you were so very good as to speak of me in Mon-
sieur Thuillier's salon last night, and I should have
hastened to express my gratitude if another interest had
not drawn me to you."
The Abbe Gondrin passed hastily over the compli-
ments, eager to know in what way he could be useful to
his fellow-man. #
"With an intention that I wish to think kindly," replied
Felix, "you were spoken to yesterday about the state of
my soul. Those who read it so fluently know more than
I do about my inner being, for, during the last few days
I have felt strange, inexplicable feelings within me.
Never have I doubted God, but, in contact with that
infinitude where he has permitted my thought to follow
the traces of his work I seem to have gathered a sense of
him less vague, more immediate; and this has led me to
ask myself whether an honest and upright life is the only
homage which his omnipotence expects of me. Never-
theless, there are numberless objections rising in my
mind against the worship of which you are the minister;
while sensible of the beauty of its external form in many
of its precepts and practices, I find myself deterred by
my reason. I shall have paid dearly, perhaps by the
happiness of my whole life, for the slowness and want
of vigor which I have shown in seeking the solution of
my doubts. I have now decided to search to the bottom
of them. No one so well as you, Monsieur l'abbe, can
help me to solve them. I have come with confidence
to lay them before you, to ask you to listen to me, to
answer me, and to tell me by what studies I can pursue
the search for light. It is a cruelly afflicted soul that
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appeals to you. Is not that a good ground for the seed
of your word ? "
The Abbe Gondrin eagerly protested the joy with
which, notwithstanding his own insufficiency, he would
undertake to reply to the scruples of conscience in the
young savant. After asking him for a place in his
friendship, and telling him to come at certain hours for
conversation, he asked him to read, as a first step, the
"Thoughts" of Pascal. A natural affinity, on the side
of science, would, he believed, be established between
the spirit of Pascal and that of the young mathematician.
While this scene was passing, a scene to which the
greatness of the interests in question and the moral and
intellectual elevation of the personages concerned in it
gave a character of grandeur which, like all reposeful,
tranquil aspects, is easier far to comprehend than to
reproduce, another scene, of sharp and bitter discord,
that chronic malady of bourgeois households, where the
pettiness of minds and passions gives open way to it,
was taking place in the Thuillier home.
Mounted upon her chair, her hair in disorder and her
face and fingers dirty, Brigitte, duster in hand, was
cleaning the shelves of the closet, where she was replac-
ing her library of plates, dishes, and sauce-boats, when
Flavie came in and accosted her.
"Brigitte," she said, "when you have finished what
you are about you had better come down to our apart-
ment, or else I '11 send Celeste to you; she seems to me
to be inclined to make trouble."
"In what way? " asked Brigitte, continuing to dust.
"I think she and Madame Thuillier went to see the
Abbe Gondrin this morning, and she has been attacking
me about Felix Phellion, and talks of him as if he were
a god; from that to refusing to marry la Peyrade is but
a step."
"Those cursed skull-caps!" said Brigitte; "they
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meddle in everything! I didn't want to invite him, but
you would insist."
"Yes," said Flavie, "it was proper."
"Proper! I despise proprieties! " cried the old maid.
"He's a maker of speeches; he said nothing last night
that wasn't objectionable. Send Celeste to me; I'll
settle her."
At this instant a servant announced to Brigitte the
arrival of a clerk from the office of the new notary
chosen, in default of Dupuis, to draw up the contract.
Without considering her disorderly appearance, Brigitte
ordered him to be shown in, but she made him the con-
cession of descending from her perch instead of talking
from the height of it.
"Monsieur Thuillier," said the clerk, "came to our
office this morning to explain to the master the clauses
of the contract he has been so good as to intrust to us.
But before writing down the stipulations, we are in the
habit of obtaining from the lips of each donor a direct
expression of his or her intentions. In accordance with
this rule, Monsieur Thuillier told us that he gives to
the bride the reversion, at his death, of the house he
inhabits, which I presume to be this one?"
"Yes," said Brigitte, "that is the understanding. As
for me, I give three thousand francs a year in the Three-
per-cents, capital and interest; but the bride is married
under the dotal system."
"That is so," said the clerk, consulting his notes.
Mademoiselle Brigitte, three thousand francs a year.
Now, there is Madame Celeste Thuillier, wife of Louis-
Jerome Thuillier, who gives six thousand in the Three-
per-cents, capital and interest, and six thousand more
at her death."
"All that is just as if the notary had written it down,"
said Brigitte; "but if it is your custom you can see my
sister-in-law; they will show you the way."
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So saying, the old maid ordered the "male domestic "
to take the clerk to Madame Thuillier.
A moment later the clerk returned, saying there was
certainly some misunderstanding, and that Madame
Thuillier declared she had no intention of making any
agreement in favor of the marriage.
4 'That's a pretty thing! " cried Brigitte. "Come with
me, monsieur."
Then, like a hurricane, she rushed into Madame Thuil-
lier' s chamber; the latter was pale and trembling.
"What 's this you have told monsieur? — that you give
nothing to Celeste's dot? "
"Yes," said the slave, declaring insurrection, although
in a shaking voice; "my intention is to do nothing."
"Your intention," said Brigitte, scarlet with anger,
"is something new."
"That is my intention," was all the rebel replied.
"At least you will give your reasons? "
"The marriage does not please me."
"Ha! and since when?"
"It is not necessary that monsieur should listen to
our discussion," said Madame Thuillier; "it will not
appear in the contract."
"No wonder you are ashamed of it," said Brigitte;
"the appearance you are making is not very flattering to
you — Monsieur," she continued, addressing the clerk,
"it is easier, is it not, to mark out passages in a con-
tract than to add them ? "
The clerk made an affirmative sign.
"Then put in what you were told to write; later, if
madame persists, the clause can be stricken out."
The clerk bowed and left the room.
When the two sisters-in-law were alone together,
Brigitte began.
"Ah ?a/" she cried, "have you lost your head? What
is this crotchet you 've taken into it? "
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"Tt is not a crotchet; it is a fixed idea."
"Which you got from the Abbe Gondrin; you dare
not deny that you went to see him with Celeste."
"It is true that Celeste and I saw our director this
morning, but I did not open my lips to him about what
I intended to do."
" So, then, it is in your own empty head that this
notion sprouted ? "
"Yes. As I told you yesterday, I think Celeste can
be more suitably married, and my intention is not to rob
myself for a marriage of which I disapprove."
" You disapprove! Upon my word! are we all to take
madame's advice?"
"I know well," replied Madame Thuillier, "that I
count for nothing in this house. So far as I am con-
cerned, I have long accepted my position; but, when the
matter concerns the happiness of a child I regard as my
own — "
"Parbleu ! " cried Brigitte, "you never knew how to
have one; for, certainly, Thuillier — "
"Sister," said Madame Thuillier, with dignity, "I
took the sacrament this morning, and there are some
things I cannot listen to."
"There's a canting hypocrite for you! " cried Brigitte;
"playing the saint, and bringing trouble into families!
And you think to succeed, do you? Wait till Thuillier
comes home, and he '11 shake this out of you."
By calling in the marital authority in support of her
own, Brigitte showed weakness before the unexpected
resistance thus made to her inveterate tyranny. Madame
Thuillier' s calm words, which became every moment more
resolute, baffled her completely, and she found no re-
source but insolence.
"A drone! " she cried; "a helpless good-for-nothing!
who can't even pick up her own handkerchief! that thing
wants to be mistress of this house! "
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"I wish so little to be its mistress," said Madame
Thuillier, "that last night I allowed you to silence nie
after the first words I had said in behalf of Celeste. But
I am mistress of my own property, and as I believe that
Celeste will be wretched in this marriage, I keep it to
use as may seem best to me."
"Your property, indeed! " said Brigitte, with a sneer.
"Yes, that which I received from my father and my
mother, and which I brought as my dot to Monsieur
Thuillier."
"And pray who invested it, this property, and made
it give you twelve thousand francs a year?"
"I have never asked you for any account of it," said
Madame Thuillier, gently. "If it had been lost in the
uses you made of it you would never have heard a single
complaint from me; but it has prospered, and it is just
that I should have the benefit. It is not for myself that
I reserve it."
"Perhaps not; if this is the course you take, it is not
at all sure that you and I will go out of the same door
long."
"Do you mean that Monsieur Thuillier will send me
away? He must have reasons for doing that, and, thank
God! I have been a wife above reproach."
"Viper! hypocrite! heartless creature !" cried Brigitte,
coming to an end of her arguments.
"Sister," said Madame Thuillier, "you are in my
apartment — "
"Am I, you imbecile?" cried the old maid, in a
paroxysm of anger. "If I did n't restrain myself — "
And she made a gesture both insulting and threatening.
Madame Thuillier rose to leave the room.
"No! you shall not go out," cried Brigitte, pushing
her down into her chair; "and till Thuillier comes home
and decides what he will do with you you '11 stay locked
up here."
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 495
Just as Brigitte, her face on fire, returned to the room
where she had left Madame Colleville, her brother came
in. He was radiant.
"My dear," he said to the Megaera, not observing her
fury, "everything is going on finely; the conspiracy of
silence is broken; two papers, the 'National' and a
Carlist journal, have copied articles from us, and there 's
a little attack in a ministerial paper."
"Well, all is not going on finely here," said Brigitte,
"and if it continues, I shall leave the barrack."
"Whom are you angry with now?" asked Thuillier.
"With your insolent wife, who has made me a scene;
I am trembling all over."
"Celeste make you a scene!" said Thuillier; "then
it is the very first time in her life."
"There 's a beginning to everything, and if you don't
bring her to order — "
"But what was it about — this scene? "
"About madame's not choosing that laPeyrade should
marry her goddaughter; and out of spite, to prevent the
marriage, she refuses to give anything in the contract."
"Come, be calm," said Thuillier, not disturbed him-
self, the admission of the "Echo" into the polemic mak-
ing another Pangloss of him. "I '11 settle all that."
"You, Flavie," said Brigitte, when Thuillier had
departed to his wife, "you will do me the pleasure to
go down to your own apartment, and tell Mademoiselle
Celeste that I don't choose to see her now, because if she
made me any irritating answer I might box her ears.
You'll tell her that I don't like conspiracies; that she
was left at liberty to choose Monsieur Phellion junior if
she wanted him, and she did not want him; that the
matter is now all arranged, and that if she does not wish
to see her dot reduced to what you are able to give her,
which isn't as much_as a bank-messenger could carry in
his waistcoat pocket — "
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"But, my dear Brigitte," interrupted Flavie, turning
upon her at this impertinence, "you may dispense with
reminding us in that harsh way of our poverty; for, after
all, we have never asked you for anything, and we pay
our rent punctually; and as for the dot, Monsieur Felix
Phellion is quite ready to take Celeste with no more than
a bank-messenger could carry in his bag."
And she emphasized the last word by her way of
pronouncing it.
"Ha! so you too are going to meddle in this, are
you?" cried Brigitte. "Very good; go and fetch him,
your Felix. I know, my little woman, that this mar-
riage has never suited you ; it is disagreeable to be noth-
ing more than a mother to your son-in-law."
Flavie had recovered the coolness she had lost for an
instant, and without replying to this speech she merely
shrugged her shoulders.
At this moment Thuillier returned; his air of beati-
tude had deserted him.
"My dear Brigitte," he said to his sister, "you
have a most excellent heart, but at times you are so
violent — "
"Ho! " said the old maid, "am I to be arraigned on
this side too? "
"I certainly do not blame you for the cause of the
trouble, and I have just rebuked Celeste for her assump-
tion; but there are proper forms that must be kept."
"Forms! what are you talking about? What forms
have I neglected?"
"But, my dear friend, to raise your hand against your
sister! "
"I,- raise my hand against that imbecile? What non-
sense you talk! "
"And besides," continued Thuillier, "a woman of
Celeste's age can't be kept in prison."
"Your wife! — have I put her in prison? "
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"You can't deny it, for I found the door of her room
double-locked."
"Parbleu ! all this because in my anger at the infamous
things she was spitting at me I may have turned the key
of the door without intending it."
"Come, come," said Thuillier, "these are not proper
actions for people of our class."
"Oh! so it is I who am to blame, is it? Well, my
lad, some day you '11 remember this, and we shall see
how your household will get along when I have stopped
taking care of it."
"You'll always take care of it," said Thuillier.
"Housekeeping is your very life; you will be the first
to get over this affair."
"We'll see about that," said Brigitte; "after twenty
years of devotion, to be treated like the lowest of the
low! "
And rushing to the door, which she slammed after her
with violence, she went away.
Thuillier was not disturbed by this exit.
"Were you there, Flavie," he asked, "when the scene
took place ? "
"No, it happened in Celeste's room. What did she
do to her?"
"What I said, — raised her hand to her and locked her
in like a child. Celeste may certainly be rather dull-
minded, but there are limits that must not be passed."
"She is not always pleasant, that good Brigitte," said
Flavie; "she and I have just had a little set-to."
"Oh, well," said Thuillier, "it will all pass off. I
want to tell you, my dear Flavie, what fine success we
have had this morning. The ' National ' quotes two
whole paragraphs of an article in which there were
several sentences of mine."
Thuillier was again interrupted in the tale of his great
political and literary success,— this time by the entrance
of Josephine the cook.
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498 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
"Can moDsieur tell me where to find the key of the
great trunk?" she said.
"What do you want with it? " asked Thuillier.
"Mademoiselle told me to take it to her room."
"What for?"
"Mademoiselle must be going to make a journey. She
is getting her linen out of the drawers, and her gowns
are on the bed."
"Another piece of nonsense! " said Thuillier. "Flavie,
go and see what she has in her head."
"Not I," said Madame Coleville; "go yourself. In
her present state of exasperation she might beat me."
"And my stupid wife, who must needs raise a fuss
about the contract! " cried Thuillier. "She really must
have said something pretty sharp to turn Brigitte off her
hinges like this."
"Monsieur has not told me where to find the key,"
persisted Josephine.
"I don't know anything about it," said Thuillier,
crossly; "go and look for it, or else tell her it is
lost."
"Oh, yes! " said Josephine, "it is likely I 'd dare to
go and tell her that."
Just then the outer door-bell rang.
"No doubt that's la Peyrade," said Thuillier, in a
tone of satisfaction.
The Provencal appeared a moment later.
"Faith, my dear friend," cried Thuillier, "it is high
time you came; the house is in revolution, all about
you, and it needs your silvery tongue to bring it back
to peace and quietness."
Then he related to his assistant editor the circum-
stances of the civil war which had broken out.
La Peyrade turned to Madame Colleville.
"I think," he said, "that under the circumstances in
which we now stand there is no impropriety in my ask-
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ing for an interview of a few moments with Mademoiselle
Colleville."
In this the Provencal showed his usual shrewd ability;
he saw that in the mission of pacification thus given to
him Celeste Colleville was the key of the situation.
"I will send for her, and we will leave you alone
together," said Plavie.
"My dear Thuillier," said la Peyrade, "you must,
without any violence, let Mademoiselle Celeste know
that her consent must be given without further delay;
make her think that this was the purpose for which you
have sent for her; then leave us; I will do all the rest."
The man-servant was sent down to the entresol with
orders to tell Celeste that her godfather wished to speak
to her. As soon as she appeared, Thuillier said, to carry
out the programme which had been dictated to him : —
"My dear, your mother has told us things that astonish
us. Can it be true that with your contract almost signed,
you have not yet decided to accept the marriage we have
arranged for you?"
"Godfather," said Celeste, rather surprised at this
abrupt summons, "I think I did not say that to mamma."
"Did you not just now," said Flavie, "praise Monsieur
Felix Phellion to me in the most extravagant manner?"
"I spoke of Monsieur Phellion as all the world is
speaking of him."
"Come, come," said Thuillier, with authority, "let us
have no equivocation ; do you refuse, yes or no, to marry
Monsieur cle la Peyrade? "
"Dear, good friend," said la Peyrade, intervening,
"your way of putting the question is rather too abrupt,
and, in my presence, especially, it seems to me out of
place. In my position as the most interested person, will
you allow me to have an interview with mademoiselle,
which, indeed, has now become necessary? This favor
I am Sure will not be refused by Madame Colleville,
500 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
Under present circumstances, there can surely be nothing
in my request to alarm her maternal prudence."
"I would certainly yield to it," said FLavie, "if I did
not fear that these discussions might seem to open a
question which is irrevocably decided."
"But, my dear madame, I have the strongest desire
that Mademoiselle Celeste shall remain, until the very
last moment, the mistress of her own choice. I beg you,
therefore,. to grant my request."
"So be it! " said Madame Colleville; "you think your-
self very clever, but if you let that girl twist you round
her finger, so much the worse for you. Come, Thuillier,
since we are de trop here."
As soon as the pair were alone together, la Peyrade
drew up a chair for Celeste, and took one himself,
saying : —
"You will, I venture to believe, do me the justice to
say that until to-day I have never annoyed you with the
expression of my sentiments. I was aware of the inclin-
ations of your heart, and also of the warnings of your
conscience. I hoped, after a time, to make myself
acceptable as a refuge from those two currents of feel-
ing; but, at the point which we have now reached, I
think it is not either indiscreet or impatient to ask you
to let me know plainly what course you have decided
upon."
"Monsieur," replied Celeste, "as you speak to me so
kindly and frankly, I will tell you, what indeed you
know already, that, brought up as I was with Monsieur
Felix Phellion, knowing him far longer than I have
known you, the idea of marrying alarmed me less in
regard to him than it would in regard to others."
"At one time, I believe," remarked la Peyrade, "you
were permitted to choose him if you wished."
"Yes, but at that time difficulties grew up between us
on religious ideas."
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 501
"And to-day those difficulties have disappeared? "
"Nearly," replied Celeste. "I am accustomed to sub-
mit to the judgment of those who are wiser than myself,
monsieur, and you heard yesterday the manner in which
the Abbe Gondrin spoke of Monsieur Phellion."
"God forbid," said la Peyrade, "that I should seek to
invalidate the judgment of so excellent a man; but I
venture to say to you, mademoiselle, that there are great
differences among the clergy; some are thought too
stern, some far too indulgent; moreover, the Abbe
Gondrin is more of a preacher than a casuist.".
"But, Monsieur Felix," said Celeste, eagerly, "seems
to wish to fulfil Monsieur l'abbe's hopes of him, for I
know that he. went to see him this morning."
"Ah! " said la Peyrade, with a touch of irony, "so he
really decided to go to Pere Anselme! But, admitting
that on the religious side Monsieur Phellion may now
become all that you expect of him, have you reflected,
mademoiselle, on the great event which has just taken
place in his life ? "
"Undoubtedly; and that is not a reason to think less
of him."
"No, but it is a reason why he should think more of
himself. For the modesty which was once the chief
charm of his nature, he is likely to substitute great
assumption, and you must remember, mademoiselle, that
he who has discovered one world will want to discover
two; you will have the whole firmament for rival; in
short, could you ever be happy with a man so entirely
devoted to science?" ,
"You plead your cause with such adroitness," said
Celeste, smiling, "that I think you might be as a lawyer
more disquieting than an astronomer."
"Mademoiselle," said la Peyrade, "let us speak seri-
ously; there is another and far more serious aspect to
the situation. Do you know that, at this moment, in
502 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
this house, and without, I am sure, desiring it, you are
the cause of most distressing and regrettable scenes? "
"I, monsieur! " said Celeste, in a tone of surprise that
was mingled with fear.
"Yes, concerning your godmother. Through the ex-
treme affection that she has for you she seems to have
become another woman; for the first time in her life she
has shown a mind of her own. With an energy of will
which comes at times to those who have never expended
any, she declares that she will not make her proposed
liberal gift to you in the contract; and I need not tell
you who is the person aimed at in this unexpected
refusal."
"But, monsieur, I entreat you to believe that I knew
nothing of this idea of my godmother."
"I know that," said la Peyrade, "and the matter itself
would be of small importance if Mademoiselle Brigitte
had not taken this attitude of your godmother, whom she
has always found supple to her will, as a personal insult
to herself. Very painful explanations, approaching at
last to violence, have taken place. Thuillier, placed
between the hammer and the anvil, has been unable to
stop the affair; on the contrary, he has, without intend-
ing it, made matters worse, till they have now arrived
at such a point that Mademoiselle Brigitte is packing her
trunks to leave the house."
"Monsieur! what are you telling me?" cried Celeste,
horrified.
"The truth; and the servants will confirm it to you —
for I feel that my revelations are scarcely believable."
"But it is impossible! impossible!" said the poor
child, whose agitation increased with every word of the
adroit Provencal. "I cannot be the cause of such dread-
ful harm."
"That is, you did not intend to be, for the harm is
done; and I pray Heaven it may not be irremediable."
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 503
"But what am I to do, good God!" cried Celeste,
wringing her hands.
"I should answer, without hesitation, sacrifice your-
self, mademoiselle, if it were not that I should then be
forced to play the painful part of victimizes."
"Monsieur," said Celeste, "you interpret ill the resis-
tance that I have made, though, in fact, I have scarcely
expressed it. I have certainly had a preference, but I
have never considered myself in the light of a victim ;
and whatever it is necessary to do to restore peace in
this house to which I have brought trouble, I shall do it
without repugnance, and even willingly."
"That would be for me," said la Peyrade, humbly,
"more than I could dare ask for myself; but, for the
result which we both seek, I must tell you frankly that
something more is needed. Madame Thuillier has not
changed her nature to instantly change back again on
the mere assurance by others of your compliance. It
is necessary that she should hear from your own lips
that you accede to my suit, and that you do so with
eagerness, — assumed, indeed, but sufficiently well as-
sumed to induce her to believe in it."
"So be it," said Celeste. "I shall know how to seem
smiling and happy. My godmother, monsieur, has been
a mother to me; and for such a mother, what is there
that 1 would not endure? "
The position' was such, and Celeste betrayed so art-
lessly the depth and, at the same time, the absolute deter-
mination of her sacrifice, that with any heart at all la
Peyrade would have loathed the part he was playing;
but Celeste, to him, was a means of ascent, and provided
the ladder can hold you and hoist you, who would ever
ask if it cared to or not? It was therefore decided that
Celeste should go to her godmother and convince her of
the mistake she had made in supposing an objection to
la Peyrade which Celeste had never intended to make.
504 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
Madame Thuillier's opposition overcome, all was once
more easy. La Peyrade took upon himself the duty of
making peace between the two sisters-in-law, and we can
well imagine that he was not at a loss for fine phrases
with which to assure the artless girl of the devotion and
love which would take from her all regret for the moral
compulsion she had now undergone.
When Celeste went to her godmother she found her by
no means as difficult to convince as she had expected.
To go to the point of rebellion which Madame Thuillier
had actually reached, the poor woman, who. was acting
against her instincts and against her nature, had needed
a tension of will that, in her, was almost superhuman.
No sooner had she received the false confidences of her
goddaughter than the reaction set in; the strength failed
her to continue in the path she had taken. She was
therefore easily the dupe of the comedy which Celeste's
tender heart was made to play for la Peyrade's benefit.
The tempest calmed on this side, the barrister found
no difficulty in making Brigitte understand that in quell-
ing the rebellion against her authority she had gone a
little farther than was proper. This authority being no
longer in danger, Brigitte ceased to be incensed with
the sister-in-law she had been on the point of beating,
and the quarrel was settled with a few kind words and a
kiss, poor Celeste paying the costs of war.
After dinner, which was only a family meal, the
notary, to whose office they were to go on the following
day to sign the contract (it being impossible to give a
second edition of the abortive party), made his appear-
ance. He came, he said, to submit the contract to the
parties interested before engrossing it. This attention
was not surprising in a man who was just entering into
business relations with so important a person as the
municipal counsellor, whom it was his interest to firmly
secure for a client.
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 505
La Peyrade was far too shrewd to make any objections
to the terms of the contract, which was now read. A
few changes requested by Brigitte, which gave the new
notary a high idea of the old maid's business capacity,
showed la Peyrade plainly that more precautions were
being taken against him than were altogether becoming;
but he was anxious not to raise difficulties, and he knew
that the meshes of a contract are never so close that a
determined and clever man cannot get through them.
The appointment was then made for the signing of the
contract the next day, at two o'clock, in the notary's
office, the family only being present.
During the rest of the evening, taking advantage of
Celeste's pledge to seem smiling and happy, la Peyrade
played, as it were, upon the poor child, forcing her, by
a specious exhibition of gratitude and love, to respond
to him on a key that was far, indeed, from the true state
of a heart now wholly filled by Felix. Flavie, seeing
the manner in which la Peyrade put forth hi& seductions,
was reminded of the pains he had formerly taken to
fascinate herself. "The monster! " she said, beneath
her breath. But she was forced to bear the torture with
a good grace ; la Peyrade was evidently approved by all,
and in the course of the evening a circumstance came to
light, showing a past service done by him to the house
of Thuillier, which brought his influence and his credit
to the highest point.
Minarcl was announced.
"My dear friends," he said, "I have come to make a
little revelation which will greatly surprise you, and
will, I think, prove a lesson to all of us when a question
arises as to receiving foreigners in our homes."
"What is it?" cried Brigitte, with curiosity.
"That Hungarian woman you were so delighted with,
that Madame Torna, Comtesse de Godollo — "
"Well?" exclaimed the old maid.
506 The Leaser Bourgeoisie.
"Well," continued Minard, "she was no better than
she should be; you were petting in your house for two
months the most impudent of kept women."
"Who told you that tale?" asked Brigitte, not willing
to admit that she had fallen into such a snare.
"Oh, it is n't a tale," said the mayor, eagerly. "I
know the thing myself, de visn."
"Dear me! do you frequent such women?" said
Brigitte, resuming the offensive. "That's a pretty
thing! what would Zelie say if she knew it?"
"In the discharge of my duties," said Minard, stiffly,
provoked at this reception of his news, "I have seen
your friend, Madame de Godollo, in company with others
of her class."
"How do you know it was she if you only saw her,"
demanded Brigitte.
The wily Provencal was not the man to lose an occasion 1
that fell to him ready-made.
"Monsieur le maire is not mistaken," he said, with
decision.
" Tiens ! so you know her, too," said Brigitte; "and
you let us consort with such vermin?"
"No," said la Peyrade, "on the contrary. Without
scandal, without saying a word to any one, I removed
her from your house. You remember how suddenly the
woman left it? It was I who compelled her to do so;
having discovered what she was, I gave her two days to
vacate the premises; threatening her, in case she hesi-
tated, to tell you all."
"My dear Theodose," said Thuillier, pressing his
hand, "you acted with as much prudence as decision.
This is one more obligation that we owe to you."
"You see, mademoiselle," said la Peyrade, addressing
Celeste, "the strange protectress whom a friend of yours
selected."
"Thank God," said Madame Thuillier. "Felix Phellion
is above such vile things."
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 507
"Ah gal papa Minard, we '11 keep quiet about all this;
silence is the word. Will you take a cup of tea? "
"Willingly," replied Minard.
"Celeste," said the old maid, "ring for Henri, and
tell him to put the large kettle on the lire."
Though the visit to the notary was not to be made till
two in the afternoon, Brigitte began early in the morn-
ing of the next day what Thuillier called her ramjutge,
a popular term which expresses that turbulent, nagging,
irritating activity which La Fontaine has described so
well in his fable of "The Old Woman and her Servants."
Brigitte declared that if you did n't take time by the
forelock no one would be ready. She prevented Thuillier
from going to his office, insisting that if he once got off
she never should see him again; she plagued Josephine,
the cook, about hurrying the breakfast, and in spite of
what had happened the day before she scarcely restrained
herself from nagging at Madame Thuillier, who did not
enter, as she thought she should have done, into her
favorite maxim, "Better be early than late."
Presently down she went to the Collevilles ' to make
the same disturbance; and there she put her veto on the
costume, far too elegant, which Flavie meditated wear-
ing, and told Celeste the hat and gown she wished her to
appear in. As for Colleville, who could not, he declared,
stay away all the morning from his official duties, she
compelled him to put on his dress-suit before he went
out, made him set his watch by hers, and warned him
that if he was late no one would wait for him.
The amusing part of it was that Brigitte herself, after
driving every one at the point of the bayonet, came very
near being late- herself. Under pretext of aiding others,
independently of minding her own business, which, for
worlds, she would never have spared herself, she had put
her fingers and eyes into so many things that they ended
by overwhelming her. However, she ascribed the delay
508 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
in which she was almost caught to the hairdresser, whom
she had sent for to make, on this extraordinary occasion,
what she called her "part." That artist having, unad-
visedly, dressed her hair in the fashion, he was com-
pelled, after she had looked at herself in the glass, to do
his work over again, and conform to the usual style of
his client, which consisted chiefly in never being "done"
at all, a method that gave her head a general air of what
is vulgarly called " a cross cat."
About half-past one o'clock la Peyrade, Thuillier,
Colleville, Madame Thuillier, and Celeste were assem-
bled in the salon. Flavie joined them soon after, fasten-
ing her bracelets as she came along to avoid a rebuff,
and having the satisfaction of knowing that she was
ready before Brigitte. As for the latter, already furious
at finding herself late, she had another cause for exasper-
ation. The event of the day seemed to require a corset,
a refinement which she usually discarded. The unfortu-
nate maid, whose duty it was to lace her and to discover
the exact point to which she was willing to be drawn in,
alone knew the terrors and storms of a corset day.
"I 'd rather," said the girl, "lace the obelisk •, I know
it would lend itself to lacing better than she does; and,
anyhow, it could n't be bad-tongued."
While the party in the salon were amusing themselves,
under their breaths, at the flagrante delicto of unpunc-
tuality in which Queen Elizabeth was caught, the porter
entered, and gave to Thuillier a sealed package, addressed
to "Monsieur Thuillier, director of the 'Echo de la
Bievre.' In haste."
Thuillier opened the envelope, and found within a
copy of a ministerial journal which had hitherto shown
itself discourteous to the new paper by refusing the
exchange which all periodicals usually make very will-
ingly with one another.
Puzzled by the fact of this missive being sent to his
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 509
own house and not to the office of the "Echo," Thuillier
hastily opened the sheet, and read, with what emotion
the reader may conceive, the following article, com-
mended to his notice by a circle in red ink : —
" An obscure organ was about to expire in its native shade
when an ambitious person of recent date bethought himself of
galvanizing it. His object was to make it a foothold by which
to climb from municipal functions to the coveted position of
deputy. Happily this object, having come to the surface, will
end in failure. Electors will certainly not be inveigled by so
wily a manner of advancing self-interests ; and when the proper
time arrives, if ridicule has not already done justice on this
absurd candidacy, we shall ourselves prove to the pretender that
to aspire to the distinguished honor of representing the nation
something more is required than the money to buy a paper and
pay an underling to put into good French the horrible diction of
his articles and pamphlets. We confine ourselves to-day to this
limited notice, but our readers may be sure that we shall keep
them informed about this electoral comedy, if indeed the parties
concerned have the melancholy courage to go on with it."
Thuillier read twice over this sudden declaration of
war, which was far from leaving him calm and impas-
sible; then, taking la Peyrade aside, he said to him: —
"Read that; it is serious."
"Well?" said la Peyrade, after reading the article.
"Well? how well? " exclaimed Thuillier.
"I mean, what do you find so serious in that?"
"What do I find so serious?" repeated Thuillier. "I
don't think anything could be more insulting to me."
"You can't doubt," said la Peyrade, "that the virtuous
Cerizet is at the bottom of it; he has thrown this fire-
cracker between your legs by way of revenge."
"Cerizet, or anybody else who wrote that diatribe is
an insolent fellow," cried Thuillier, getting angry, "and
the matter shall not rest there."
"For my part," said la Peyrade, "I advise you to
510 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
make no reply. You are not named ; though, of course,
the attack is aimed at you. But you ought to let our
adversary commit himself farther ; when the right moment
comes, we '11 rap him over the knuckles."
"No! " said Thuillier, "I won't stay quiet one minute
under such an insult."
"The, devil!" said the barrister; "what a sensitive
epidermis! Do reflect, my dear fellow, that you have
made yourself a candidate and a journalist, and there-
fore you really must harden yourself better than that."
"My good friend, it is a principle of mine not to let
anybody step on my toes. Besides, they say themselves
they are going on with this thing. Therefore, it is
absolutely necessary to cut short such impertinence."
"But do consider," said la Peyrade. "Certainly in
journalism, as in candidacy, a hot temper has its uses;
a man makes himself respected, and stops attacks — "
"Just so," said Thuillier, "principiis obata." Not to-
day, because we haven't the time, but to-morrow I shall
carry that paper into court."
"Into court! " echoed la Peyrade ; "you surely would n't
go to law in such a matter as this? In the first place,
there is nothing to proceed upon ; you are not named nor
the paper either, and, besides, it is a pitiable business,
going to law; you'll look like a boy who has been fight-
ing, and got the worst of it, and runs to complain to
mamma. Now if you had said that you meant to make
Fleury intervene in the matter, I could understand that
— though the affair is rather personal to you, and it
might be difficult to make it seem — "
"^4A gal " said Thuillier, "do you suppose I am going
to commit myself with a Cerizet or any other newspaper
bully? I pique myself, my dear fellow, on possessing
civic courage, which does not give in to prejudices, and
which, instead of taking justice into its own hands, has
recourse to the means of defence that are provided by
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 511
law. Besides, with the legal authority the Court of Cas-
sation now has over duelling, I have no desire to put
myself in the way of being expatriated, or spending two
or three years in prison." *"
"Well," said la Peyrade, "we '11 talk it over later;
here 's your sister, and she would think everything lost
if this little matter reached her ears."
When Brigitte appeared Colleville shouted "Full!"
and proceeded to sing the chorus of "La Parisienne."
"Heavens! Colleville, how vulgar you are!" cried the
tardy one, hastening to cast a stone in the other's garden
to avoid the throwing of one into hers. "Well, are you
all ready?" she added, arranging her mantle before a
mirror. "What o'clock is it? it won't do to get there
before the time, like provincials."
"Ten minutes to two," said Colleville; "I go by the
Tuileries."
"Well, then we are just right," said Brigitte; "it
will take about that time to get to the rue Caumartin.
Josephine," she cried, going to the door of the salon,
"we '11 dine at six, therefore be sure you put the turkey
to roast at the right time, and mind you don't burn it,
as you did the other day. Bless me! who's that?" and
with a hasty motion she shut the door, which she had
been holding open. "What a nuisance! I hope Henri
will have the sense to tell him we are out."
Not at all; Henri came in to say that an old gentle-
man, with a very genteel air, had asked to be received
on urgent business.
"Why did n't you say we were all out? "
"That's what I should have done if mademoiselle had
not opened the door of the salon so that the gentleman
could see the whole family assembled."
"Oh, yes!" said Brigitte, "you are never in the
wrong, are you ? "
"What am I to say to him? " asked the man.
512 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
"Say," replied Thuillier, "that I am very sorry not to
be able to receive him, but I am expected at a notary's
office about a marriage contract; but that if he could
return two hours hence — "
"I have told him all that," said Henri, "and he
answered that that contract was precisely what he had
come about, and that his business concerned you more
than himself."
"You had better go and see him, Thuillier, and get
rid of him in double-quick," said Brigitte; "that's
shorter than talking to Henri, who is always an orator."
If la Peyrade had been consulted he might not have
joined in that advice, for he had had more than one
specimen of the spokes some occult influence was putting
into the wheels of his marriage, and the present visit
seemed to him ominous.
"Show him into my study," said Thuillier, following
his sister's advice; and, opening the door which led
from the salon to the study, he went to receive his
importunate visitor.
Brigitte immediately applied her eye to the keyhole.
"Goodness! " she exclaimed, "there's my imbecile of
a Thuillier offering him a chair! and away in the corner,
too, where I can't hear a word they say! "
La Peyrade was walking about the room with an
inward agitation covered by an appearance of great
indifference. He even went up to the three women, and
made a few lover-like speeches to Celeste, who received
them with a smiling, happy air in keeping with the role
she was playing. As for Colleville, he was killing the
time by composing an anagram on the six words of le
jniirnal "fjfaiAo de la Bievre" for which he had found
the following version, little reassuring (as far as it went)
for the prospects of that newspaper: d'lZcho, jarnif
.la bevue reell — but as the final e was lacking to com-
plete the last word, the work was not altogether as satis-
factory as it should have been.
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 513
"He 'staking snuff! " said Brigitte, her eye still glued
to the keyhole ; "his gold snuff-box beats Minard's —
though, perhaps, it is only silver-gilt," she added, reflec-
tively. "He 's doing the talking, and Thuillier is sitting
there listening to him like a buzzard. I shall go in and
tell them they can't keep ladies waiting that way."
But just as she put her hand on the lock she heard
Thuillier's visitor raise his voice, and that made her
look through the keyhole again.
"He is standing up; he's going," she said with
satisfaction.
But a moment later she saw she had made a mistake;
the little old man had only left his chair to walk up and
down the room and continue the conversation with greater
freedom.
"My gracious! I shall certainly go in," she said,
"and tell Thuillier we are going without him, and he
can follow us."
So saying, the old maid gave two little sharp and very
imperious raps on the door, after which she resolutely
entered the study.
La Peyrade, goaded by anxiety, had the bad taste to
look through the keyhole himself at what was happening.
Instantly he thought he recognized the small old man he
had seen under the name of "the commander" on that
memorable morning when he had waited for Madame de
Godollo. Then he saw Thuillier addressing his sister
with impatience and with gestures of authority altogether
out of his usual habits of deference and submission.
"It seems," said Brigitte, re-entering the salon, "that
Thuillier finds some great interest in that creature's talk,
for he ordered me bluntly to leave them, though the little
old fellow did say, rather civilly, that they would soon
be through. But Jerome added: 'Mind, you are to wait
for me.' Really, since he has taken to making news-
papers I don't know him; he has set up an air as if he
were leading the world with his wand."
514 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
"I am very much afraid he is being entangled by some
adventurer," said la Peyrade. "I am pretty sure I saw
that old man at Madame de Godollo's the day I went
to warn her off the premises; he must be of the same
stripe."
"Why did n't you tell me?" cried Brigitte. "I'd have
asked him for news of the countess, and let him see we
knew what we knew of his Hungarian." |
Just then the sound of moving chairs was heard, and
Brigitte darted to the keyhole.
"Yes," she said, "he is really going, and Thuillier is
bowing him out respectfully! "
As Thuillier did not immediately return, Colleville had
time to go to the window and exclaim at seeing the little
old gentleman driving away in an elegant coupe, of
which the reader has already heard.
"The deuce ! " cried Colleville; "what an ornate livery !
If he is an adventurer he is a number one."
At last Thuillier re-entered the room, his face full of
care, his manner extremely grave.
"My dear la Peyrade," he said, "you did not tell us
that another proposal of marriage had been seriously
considered by you."
"Yes, I did; I told you that a very rich heiress had
been offered to me, but that my inclinations were here,
and that I had not given any encouragement to the affair;
consequently, of course, there was no 3erious engage-
ment."
"Well, I think you do wrong to treat that proposal so
lightly."
"What! do you mean to say, in presence of these
ladies, that you blame me for remaining faithful, to my
first desires and our old engagement? "
"My friend, the conversation that I have just had has
been a most instructive one to me ; and when you know
what I know, with other details personal to yourself,
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which will be confided to you, I think that you will enter
into my ideas. One thing is certain : we shall not go to
the notary to-day ; and as for you, the best thing that
you can do is to go, without delay, to Monsieur du
Portail."
"That name again! it pursues me like a remorse,"
exclaimed la Peyrade.
"Yes; go at once; he is awaiting you. It is an indis-
pensable preliminary before we can go any farther.
When you have seen that excellent man and heard what
he has to say to you — well, then if you persist in claiming
Celeste's hand, we might perhaps carry out our plans.
Until then we shall take no steps in the matter."
"But, my poor Thuillier," said Brigitte, "you have let
yourself be gammoned by a rascal; that man belongs to
the Godollo set."
"Madame de Godollo," replied Thuillier, "is not at
all what you suppose her to be, and the best thing this
house can do is never to say one word about her, either
good or evil. As for la Peyrade, as this is not the first
time he has been requested to go and see Monsieur du
Portail, I am surprised that he hesitates to do so."
"Ah go,!" said Brigitte, "that little old man has com-
pletely befooled you."
"I tell you that that little old man is all that he appears
to be. He wears seven crosses, he drives in a splendid
equipage, and he has told me things that have over-
whelmed me with astonishment."
"Well, perhaps he's a fortune-teller like Madame
Fontaine, who managed once upon a time to upset me
when Madame Minard and I, just to amuse ourselves,
went to consult, her."
"Well, if he is not a sorcerer he certainly has a very
long arm," said Thuillier, "and I think a man would
suffer for it if he did n't respect his advice. As for you,
Brigitte, he saw you only for a minute, but he told me
516 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
your whole character; he said you were a masterful
woman, born to command."
"The fact is," said Brigitte, licking her chops at
this compliment, like a cat drinking cream, "he has a
very well-bred air, that little old fellow. You take my
advice, my dear," she said, turning to la Peyrade; "if
such a very big-wig as that wants you to do so, go and
see this du Portail, whoever he is. That, it seems to
me, won't bind you to anything."
"You are right, Brigitte," said Colleville; "as for me,
I 'd follow up all the Portails, or Porters, or Portate for
the matter of that, if they asked me to."
The scene was beginning to resemble that in the
"Barber of Seville," where everybody tells Basil to go
to bed, for he certainly has a fever. La Peyrade, thus
prodded, picked up his hat in some ill-humor, and went
where his destiny called him, — quo sua fata vocabant.
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 517
XV.
AT DU PORTAIL'S.
On reaching the rue Honore-Chevalier la Peyrade felt
a doubt; the dilapidated appearance of the house to
which he was summoned made him think he had mis-
taken the number. It seemed to him that a person of
Monsieur du Portail's evident importance could not
inhabit such a place. It was therefore with some hesi-
tation that he accosted Sieur Perrache, the porter. But
no sooner had he entered the antechamber of the apart-
ment pointed out to him than the excellent deportment
of Bruneau, the old valet, and the extremely comfortable
appearance of the furniture and other appointments made
him see that he was probably in the right place. Intro-
duced at once, as soon as he had given his name, into the
study of the master of the house, his surprise was great
when he found himself in presence of the commander, so
called, the friend of Madame de Godollo, and the little
old man he had seen half an hour earlier with Thuillier.
"At last!" said du Portail, rising, and offering la
Peyrade a chair, "at last we meet, my refractory friend;
it has taken a good deal to bring you here."
"May I know, monsieur," said la Peyrade, haughtily,
not taking the chair which was offered to him, "what
interest you have in meddling with my affairs? I do
not know you, and I may add that the place where I
once saw you did not create an unconquerable desire in
me to make your acquaintance."
"Where have you seen me? " asked du Portail.
518 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
"In the apartment of a strumpet who called herself
Madame de Godollo."
"Where monsieur, consequently, went himself," said
the little old man, "and for a purpose much less dis-
interested than mine."
"I have not come here," said la Peyrade, "to bandy
words with any one. I have the right, monsieur, to a full
explanation as to the meaning of your proceedings
towards me. I therefore request you not to delay them
by a facetiousness to which, I assure you, I am not in
the humor to listen."
"Then, my dear fellow," said du Portail, "sit down,
for I am not in the humor to twist my neck by talking
up at you. "
The words were reasonable, and they were said in a
tone that showed the old gentleman was not likely to be
frightened by grand airs. La Peyrade therefore deferred
to the wishes of his host, but he took care to do so with
the worst grace possible.
"Monsieur Cerizet," said du Portail, "a man of excel-
lent standing in the world, and who has the honor to be
one of your friends — "
"I have nothing to do with that man now," said la
Peyrade, sharply, understanding the malicious meaning
of the old man's speech.
"Well, the time has been," said du Portail, "when
you saw him, at least, occasionally: for instance, when
you paid for his dinner at the Rocher de Cancale. As
I was saying, I charged the virtuous Monsieur Cerizet
to sound you as to a marriage — "
"Which I refused," interrupted la Peyrade, "and
which I now refuse again, more vehemently than ever."
"That's the question," said the old man. "I think,
on the contrary, that you will accept it; and it is to talk
over this affair with you that I have so long desired a
meeting."
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 519
"But this crazy girl that you are flinging at my head,"
said la Peyrade, "what is she to you? She can't be
your daughter, or you would put more decency into your
hunt for a husband."
"This young girl," replied du Portail, "is the daughter
of one of my friends who died about ten years ago; at
his death I took her to live with me, and have given her
all the care her sad condition needed. Her fortune,
which I have greatly increased, added to my own, which
I intend to leave to her, will make her a very rich
heiress. I know that you are no enemy to handsome
dots, for you have sought them in various places, —
Thuillier's house, for instance, or, to use your own ex-
pression, that of a strumpet whom you scarcely knew.
I have therefore supposed you would accept at my hands
a very rich young woman, especially as her infirmity is
declared by the best physicians to be curable; whereas
you can never cure Monsieur and Mademoiselle Thuillier,
the one of being a fool, the other of being a fury, any
more than you could cure Madame Komorn of being a
woman of very medium virtue and extremely giddy."
"It may suit me," replied la Peyrade, "to marry the
daughter of a fool and a fury if I choose her, or I might
become the husband of a clever coquette, if passion seized
me, but the Queen of Sheba herself, if imposed upon me,
neither you, monsieur, nor the ablest and most powerful
man living could force me to accept."
"Precisely; therefore it is to your own good sense
and intelligence that I now address myself ; but we have
to come face to face with people in order to speak to
them, you know. Now, then, let us look into your
present situation, and don't get angry if, like a surgeon
who wants to cure his patient, I lay my hand mercilessly
on wounds which have long tormented and harassed you.
The first point to state is that the Celeste Colleville affair
is at an end for you."
520 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
*
"Why so?" demanded la Peyrade.
"Because I have just seen Tliuillier and terrified him
with the history of the misfortunes he has incurred, and
those he will incur if he persists in the idea of giving
you his goddaughter in marriage. He knows now that
it was I who paralyzed Madame du Bruel's kind offices
in the matter of the cross; that I had his pamphlet
seized; that I sent that Hungarian woman into his house
to handle you all, as she did ; and that my hand is opening
fire in the ministerial journals, which will only increase
from bad to worse, — not to speak of other machina-
tions which will be directed against his candidacy.
Therefore you see, my good friend, that not only you
have no longer the credit in Thuillier's eyes of being
his great helper to that election, but that you actually
block the way to his ambition. That is enough to prove
to you that the side by which you have imposed yourself
on that family — who have never sincerely liked or desired
you — is now completely battered down and dismantled."
"But to have done all that which you claim with such
pretension, who are you?" demanded la Peyrade.
"I shall not say that you are very inquisitive, for I
intend to answer your question later; but for the present
let us" continue, if you please, the autopsy of your exist-
ence, dead to-day, but which I propose to resuscitate
gloriously. You are twenty-eight years old, and you
have begun a career in which I shall not allow you to
make another step. A few days hence the Council of
the order of barristers will assemble and will censure,
more or less severely, your conduct in the matter of the
property you placed with such candor in Thuillier's
hands. Do not deceive yourself; censure from that
quarter (and I mention only your least danger) is as fatal
to a barrister as being actually disbarred."
"And it is to your kind offices, no doubt," said la
Pevrade, "that I shall owe that precious result?"
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 521
"Yes, I may boast of it," replied du Portail, "for, in
order to tow you into port it has been necessary to strip
you of your rigging; unless that were done, you would
always have tried to navigate under your own sails the
bourgeois shoals that you are now among."
Seeing that he, undoubtedly, had to do with a strong
hand, la Peyrade thought best to modify his tone; and
so, with a more circumspect air, he said : —
"You will allow me, monsieur, to reserve my acknowl-
edgments until I receive some fuller explanation."
"Here you are, then," continued du Portail, "at twenty-
eight years of age, without a penny, virtually without a
profession; with antecedents that are very — middling;
with associates like Monsieur Dutocq and the courageous
Cerizet; owing to Mademoiselle Thuillier ten thousand
francs, which your good conscience is pressing you to
pay, and to Madame Lambert twenty-five thousand,
which you are no doubt extremely desirous to return to
her; and finally, this marriage, your last hope, your
sheet-anchor, has just become an utter impossibility.
Between ourselves, if I have something reasonable to
propose to you, do you pot think that you had much
better place yourself at my disposal?"
"I have time enough to prove that your opinion is
mistaken," returned la Pe}^rade; "and I shall not form
any resolution so long as the designs you choose to have
upon me are not more fully explained."
"You were spoken to, at my instigation, about a mar-
riage," resumed du Portail. "This marriage, as I think, is
closely connected with a past existence from which a cer-
tain hereditary or family duty has devolved upon you. Do
you know what that uncle of yours, to whom you applied in
1829, was doing in Paris? In your family he was thought
to be a millionnaire ; and, dying suddenly, you remem-
ber, before you got to him, he did not leave enough for his
burial; a pauper's grave was all that remained to him."
522 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
"Did you know him? " asked la Peyrade.
"He was my oldest and dearest friend," replied du
Portail.
"If that is so," said la Peyrade, hastily, "a sum
of two thousand francs, which I received on my arrival
in Paris from some unknown' source — "
"Came from me," replied du Portail. "Unfortunately,
engaged at the time in a rush of important affairs, which
you shall hear of later, I could not immediately follow
up the benevolent interest I felt in you for your uncle's
sake; this explains why 1 left you in the straw of a
garret, where you came, like a medlar, to that maturity
of ruin which brought you under the hand of a Dutocq
and a Cerizet."
"I am none the less grateful to you, monsieur," said
la Peyrade; "and if I had known you were that generous
protector, whom I was never able to discover, I should
have been the first to seek occasion to meet you and to
thank you."
"A truce to compliments," said du Portail ; "and, to
come at once to the serious side of our present confer-
ence, what should you say if I told you that this uncle,
whose protection and assistance you came to Paris to
obtain, was an agent of that occult power which has
always been the theme of feeble ridicule and the object
of silly prejudice? "
"I do not seize your meaning," said la Peyrade, with
uneasy curiosity; "may I ask you to be more precise?"
"For example, I will suppose," continued du Portail,
"that your uncle, if still living, were to say to you to-
day : * You are seeking fortune and influence, my good
nephew ; you want to rise above the crowd and to play
your part in all the great events of your time ; you want
employment for a keen, active mind, full of resources,
and slightly inclined to intrigue; in short, you long to
exert in some upper and elegant sphere that force of will
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and subtlety which at present you are wasting in the
silly and useless manipulation of the most barren and
tough-skinned animal on earth, to wit: a bourgeois.
Well, then, lower your head, my fine nephew; enter with
me through the little door which I will open to you ; it
gives admittance to a great house, often maligned, but
better far than its reputation. That threshold once
crossed, you can rise to the height of your natural
genius, whatever its spark may be. Statesmen, kings
even, will admit you to their most secret thoughts ; you
will be their occult collaborator, and none of the joys
which money and the highest powers can bestow upon a
man will be lacking to you.' "
"But, monsieur," objected la Peyrade, "without ven-
turing to understand you, I must remark that my uncle
died so poor, you tell me, that public charity buried
him."
"Your uncle," replied du Portail, "was a man of rare
talent, but he had a certain weak side in his nature
which compromised his career. He was eager for pleas-
ure, a spendthrift, thoughtless for the future; he wanted
also to taste those joys that are meant for the common
run of men, but which for great, exceptional vocations
are the worst of snares and impediments: I mean the
joys of family. He had a daughter whom he madly
loved, and it was through her that his terrible enemies
opened a breach in his life, and prepared the horrible
catastrophe that ended it."
"Is that an encouragement to enter this shady path,
where, you say, he might have asked me to follow him?"
"But if I myself," said du Portail, "should offer to
guide you in it, what then ? "
"You, monsieur! " said la Peyrade, in stupefaction.
"Yes, I — I who was your uncle's pupil at first, and
later his protector and providence; I, whose influence
the last half-century has daily increased; I, who am
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wealthy; I, to whom all governments, as they fall one
on top of the others like houses of cards, come to ask for
safety and for the power to rebuild their future; I, who
am the manager of a great theatre of puppets (where I
have Columbines in the style of Madame de Godollo) ;
I, who to-morrow, if it were necessary to the success of
one of my vaudevilles or one of my dramas, might pre-
sent myself to your eyes as the wearer of the grand
cordon of the Legion of honor, of the Order of the Black
Eagle, or that of the Golden Fleece. Do you wish to
know why neither you nor I will die a violent death like
your uncle, and also why, more fortunate than contem-
poraneous kings, I can transmit my sceptre to the suc-
cessor whom I myself may choose? Because, like you,
my young friend, in spite of your Southern appearance,
I was cold, profoundly calculating, never tempted to lose
my time on trifles at the outskirts ; because heat, when
I was led by force of circumstances to employ it, never
went below the surface.^ It is more than probable that
you have heard of me ; well, for you I will open a win-
dow in my cloud ; look at me, observe me well ; have I
a cloven hoof, or a tail at the end of my spine ? On the
contrary, am I not a model of the most inoffensive of
householders in the Saint-Sulpice quarter? In that
quarter, where I have enjoyed, I may say it, universal
esteem for the last twenty-five years, I am called du
Portail ; but to you, if you will allow me, I shall now
name myself Corentin."
"Corentin!" cried la Peyrade, with terrified astonish-
ment.
"Yes, monsieur; and you see that in telling you that
secret I lay my hand upon you, and enlist you. Coren-
tin! 'the greatest man of the police in modern times/
as the author of an article in the ? Biographies of Living
Men ' has said of me — as to whom I ought in justice to
remark that he does n't know a thing about my life.
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 525
"Monsieur," said la Peyrade, "I can assure you that
I shall keep that secret; but the place which you offer me
near you — in your employ — "
"That frightens you, or, at least, it makes you uneasy,"
said Corentin, quickly. Before you have even considered
the thing the word scares you, does it? The police!
police! you are afraid to encounter the terrible prejudice
that brands it on the brow."
"Certainly," said la Peyrade, "it is a necessary insti-
tution ; but I do not think that it is always calumniated.
If the business of those who manage it is honorable why
do they conceal themselves so carefully ? "
"Because all that threatens society, which it is the
mission of the police to repress," replied Corentin, "is
plotted and prepared in hiding. Do thieves and con-
spirators put upon their hats, ' I am Guillot, the shepherd
of this flock' ? And when we are after them must we
ring a bell to let them know we are coming?"
"Monsieur," said la Peyrade, "when a sentiment is
universal it ceases to be a prejudice, it becomes an
opinion; and this opinion ought to be a law to every man
who desires to keep his own esteem and that of others."
"And when you robbed that notary to enrich the
Thuilliers for your own advantage," said Corentin, "did
you keep your own esteem and that of the Council of
barristers? And who knows, monsieur, if in your life
there are not still blacker actions than that? I am a
more honorable man ttian you, because, outside of my
functions, I have not one doubtful act upon my con-
science; and when the opportunity for good has been pre-
sented to me I have done it — always and everywhere.
Do you think that the guardianship of that poor insane
girl in my home has been all roses? But she was the
daughter of my old friend, your uncle, and when, feeling
the years creep on me, I propose to you, between sacks
of money, to fit yourself to take my place — "
526 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
"What!" cried la Peyrade, "is that girl my uncle's
daughter?"
"Yes; the girl I wish you to marry is the daughter of
your uncle Peyrade, — for he democratized his name, —
or, if you like it better, she was the daughter of Pere
Canquoelle, a name he took from the little estate on which
your father lived and starved with eleven children. You
see, in spite of the secrecy your uncle always kept about
his family, that I know all about it. Do you suppose
that before selecting you as your cousin's husband I
had not obtained every possible information about you?
And what I have learned need not make you quite so
supercilious to the police. Besides, as the vulgar say-
ing is, the best of your nose is made of it. Your
uncle belonged to the police, and, thanks to that, he
became the confidant, I might almost say the friend, of
Louis XVIII., who took the greatest pleasure in his
companionship. And you, by nature and by mind, also
by the foolish position into which you have got yourself,
in short, by your whole being, have gravitated steadily
to the conclusion I propose to you, namely, that of
succeeding me, — of succeeding Corentin. That is the
question between us, monsieur. Do you really believe
now that I have not a grasp or a seizin, as you call it,
upon you, and that you can manage to escape me for any
foolish considerations of bourgeois vanity? "
La Peyrade could not have been at heart so violently
opposed to this proposal as he seemed, for the vigorous
language of the great master of the police and the
species of appropriation which he made of his person
brought a smile to the young man's lips.
Corentin had risen, and was walking up and down the
room, speaking, apparently, to himself.
"The police! " he cried; "one may say of it, as Basile
said of calumny to Bartholo, ' The police, monsieur!
you don't know what you despise ! ' And, after all,"
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 527
he continued, after a pause, "who are they who despise
it? Imbeciles, who don't know any better than to insult
their protectors. Suppress the police, and you destroy
civilization. Do the police ask for the respect of such
people? No, they want to inspire them with one sen-
timent only : fear, that great lever with which to govern
mankind, — an impure race whose odious instincts God,
hell, the executioner, and the gendarmes can scarcely
restrain! "
Stopping short before la Peyrade, and looking at him
with a disdainful smile, he continued : —
" So you are one of those ninnies who see in the police
nothing more than a horde of spies and informers?
Have you never suspected the statesmen, the diplomats,
the Richelieus it produces? Mercury, monsieur, —
Mercury, the cleverest of the gods of paganism, — what
was he but the police incarnate? It is true that he was
also the god of thieves. We are better than he, for we
don't allow that junction of forces."
"And yet," said la Peyrade, "Vautrin, or, I should
say, Jacques Collin, the famous chief of, the detective
police — "
"Yes, yes! but that's in the lower ranks," replied
Corentin, resuming his walk; "there 's always a muddy
place somewhere. Still, don't be mistaken even in that.
Vautrin is a man of genius, but his passions, like those
of your uncle, dragged him down. But go up higher
(for there lies the whole question, namely, the rung of
the ladder on which a man has wits enough to perch).
Take the prefect, for instance, that honored minister,
flattered and respected, is he a spy? Well, I, monsieur,
am the prefect .of the secret police of diplomacy — of the
highest statesmanship. And you hesitate to mount that
throne! — to seem small and do great things; to live in
a cave comfortably arranged like this, and command the
light; to have at your orders an invisible army, always
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ready, always devoted, always submissive; to know the
other side of everything; to be duped by no intrigue
because you hold the threads of all within your fingers;
to see through all partitions; to penetrate all secrets,
search all hearts, all consciences, — these are the things
you fear! And yet you were not afraid to go and wallow
in a Thuillier bog; you, a thoroughbred, allowed your-
self to be harnessed to a hackney-coach, to the ignoble
business of electing that parvenu bourgeois."
"A man does what he can," said la Peyrade.
"Here's a very remarkable thing," pursued Corentin,
replying to his own thought; "the French language,
more just than public opinion, has given us our right
place, for it has made the word police the synonym of
civilization and the antipodes of savage life, when it
said and wrote: V ' Etat police, from the Greek words
state and city. So, I can assure you, we care little for
the prejudice that tries to brand us; none know men as
we do ; and to know them brings contempt for their con-
tempt as well as for their esteem."
"There is certainly much truth in what you say with
such warmth," said la Peyrade, finally.
"Much truth! " exclaimed Corentin, going back to his
chair, "say, rather, that it is all true, and nothing but
the truth; yet it is not the whole truth. But enough
for to-day, monsieur. To succeed me in my functions,
and to marry your cousin with a dot that will not be less
than five hundred thousand francs, that is my offer. I
do not ask you for an answer now. I should have no
confidence in a determination not seriously reflected
upon. To-morrow, I shall be at home all the morning.
I trust that my conviction may then have formed
yours."
Dismissing his visitor with a curt little bow, he
added: "I do not bid you adieu, but au revoir, Mon-
sieur de la Peyrade."
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 529
Whereupon Corentin went to a side-table, where he
found all that he needed to prepare a glass of eau sucree,
which he had certainly earned, and, without looking at
la Peyrade, who left the room rather stunned, he seemed
to have no other interest on his mind than that prosaic
preparation.
Was it, indeed, necessary that the morning after this
meeting with Corentin a visit from Madame Lambert,
now become an exacting and importunate creditor, should
come to bear its weight on la Peyrade's determination?
As the great chief had pointed out to him the night
before, was there not in his nature, in his mind, in his
aspirations, in the mistakes and imprudences of his past
life, a sort of irresistible incline which drew him down
toward the strange solution of existence thus suddenly
offered to him?
Fatality, if we may so call it, was lavish of the induce-
ments to which he was destined to succumb. This day
was the 31st of October; the vacation of the Palais was
just over. The 2d of November was the day on which
the courts reopened, and as Madame Lambert left his
room he received a summons to appear on that day
before the Council of his order.
To Madame Lambert, who pressed him sharply to
repay her, under pretence that she was about to leave
Monsieur Picot and return to her native place, he
replied: "Come here the day after to-morrow, at the
same hour, and your money will be ready for you."
To the summons to give account of his actions to his
peers he replied that he did not recognize the right of
the Council to question him on the facts of his private
life. That was an answer of one sort, certainly. Inev-
itably it would result in his being stricken from the roll
of the barristers of the Royal courts; but, at least, it
had an air of dignity and protestation which saved, in
a measure, his self-love.
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530 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
Finally, he wrote a letter to Thuillier, in which he
said that his visit to du Portail had resulted in his being
obliged to accept another marriage. He therefore re-
turned to Thuillier his promise, and took back his own.
All this was curtly said, without the slightest expression
of regret for the marriage he renounced. In a postscript
he added: "We shall be obliged to discuss my position
on the newspaper," — indicating that it might enter into
his plans not to retain it.
He was careful to make a copy of tin's letter, and an
hour later, when, in Corentin's study, he was questioned
as to the result of his nightf s reflections, he gave that
great general, for all answer, the matrimonial resigna-
tion he had just despatched.
"That will do," said Corentin. "But as for your
position on the newspaper, you may perhaps have to
keep it for a time. The candidacy of that fool inter-
feres with the plans of the government, and w^e must
manage in some way to trip up the heels of the munici-
pal councillor. Iu your position as editor-in-chief you
may find a chance to do it, and I think your conscience
won't kick at the mission."
"No, indeed!" said la Peyrade, "the thought of the
humiliations to which I have been so long subjected will
make it a precious joy to lash that bourgeois brood."
"Take care!" said Corentin; "you are young, and
you must watch against those revengeful emotions. In
our austere profession we love nothing and we hate
nothing. Men are to us mere pawns of wood or ivory,
according to their quality — with which we play our
game. We are like the blade that cuts what is given it
to cut, but, careful only to be delicately sharpened,
wishes neither harm nor good to any one. Now let us
speak of your cousin, to whom, I suppose, you have some
curiosity to be presented."
La Peyrade was not obliged to pretend to eagerness,
that which he felt was srenuine.
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 531
"Lydie de la Peyrade," said Corentin, "is nearly
thirty, but her innocence, joined to a gentle form of
insanity, has kept her apart from all those passions,
ideas, and impressions which use up life, and has, if I
may say so, embalmed her in a sort of eternal youth.
You would not think her more than twenty. She is fair
and slender; her face, which is very delicate, is especially
remarkable for an expression of angelic sweetness.
Deprived of her full reason by a terrible catastrophe,
her monomania has something touching about it. She
always carries in her arms or keeps beside her a bundle
of linen which she nurses and cares for as though it were
a sick child ; and, excepting Bruneau and myself, whom
she recognizes, she thinks all other men are .doctors,
whom she consults about the child, and to whom she
listens as oracles. A crisis which lately happened in
her malady has convinced Horac&Bianchon, that prince
of science, that if the reality could be substituted for
this long delusion of motherhood, her reason would assert
itself. It is surely a worthy task to bring back light to
a soul in which it is scarcely veiled; and the existing
bond of relationship has seemed to me to point you out
as specially designated to effect this cure, tire success of
which Bianchon and two other eminent doctors who have
consulted with him declare to be beyond a doubt. Now,
I will take you to Lydie's presence; remember to play
the part of doctor; for the only thing that makes her
lose her customary serenity is not to enter into her notion
of medical consultation."
After crossing several rooms Corentin was on the point
of taking la Peyrade into that usually occupied by Lydie
when employed in cradling or dandling her imaginary
child, when suddenly they were stopped by the sound of
two or three chords struck by the hand of a master on a
piano of the finest sonority.
"What is that? " asked la Peyrade.
532 The Leaser Bourgeoisie.
"That is Lydie," replied Corentin, with what might
be called an expression of paternal pride; "she is an
admirable musician, and though she no longer writes
down, as in the days when her mind was clear, her
delightful melodies, she often improvises them in a way
that moves me to the soul — the soul of Corentin ! " added
the old man, smiling. "Is not that the finest praise I can
bestow upon her? But suppose we sit down here and
listen to her. If we go in, the concert will cease and the
medical consultation begin,"
La Peyrade was amazed as he listened to an improvi-
sation in which the rare union of inspiration and science
opened to his impressionable nature a source of emotions
as deep as they were unexpected. Corentin watched the
surprise which from moment to moment the Provencal
expressed by admiring exclamations.
"Hein! how she plays!" said the old man. "Liszt
himself hasn't a firmer touch."
To a very quick scherzo the performer now added the
first notes of an adagio.
"She is going to sing," said Corentin, recognizing the
air.
"Does she sing too?" asked la Peyrade.
"Like Pasta, like Malibran; but hush, listen to her! "
After a few opening bars in arpeggio a vibrant voice
resounded, the tones of which appeared to stir the
Provengal to the depths of his being.
"How the music moves you!" said Corentin; "you
were undoubtedly made for each other."
"My God! the same air! the same voice! "
"Have you already met Lydie somewhere?" asked the
great master of the police.
"I don't know —I think not," answered la Peyrade, in
a stammering voice; "in any case, it was long ago —
But that air — that voice — I think — "
"Let us go in," said Corentin.
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 533
Opening the door abruptly, he entered, pulling the
young man after him.
Sitting with her back to the door, and prevented by
the sound of the piano from hearing what happened
behind her, Lydie did not notice their entrance.
"Now have you any remembrance of her?" said
Corentin.
La Peyrade advanced a step, and no sooner had he
caught a glimpse of the girl's profile than he threw up
his hands above his head, striking them together.
"It is she! " he cried.
Hearing his cry, Lydie turned round, and fixing her
attention on Corentin, she said: —
"How naughty and troublesome you are to come and
disturb me; you know very well I don't like to be listened
to. Ah ! but — " she added, catching sight of la Peyrade's
black coat, "you have brought the doctor; that is very
kind of you; I was just going to ask you to send for
him. The baby has done nothing but cry since morn-
ing ; I was singing to put her to sleep, but nothing can
do that."
And she ran to fetch what she called her child from a
corner of the room, where with two chairs laid on their
backs and the cushions of the sofa, she had constructed
a sort of cradle.
As she went towards la Peyrade, carrying her precious
bundle with one hand, with the other she was arranging
the imaginary cap of her "little darling," having no
eyes except for the sad creation of her disordered brain.
Step by step, as she advanced, la Peyrade, pale, trem-
bling, and with staring eyes, retreated backwards, until
he struck against a seat, into which, losing his equilib-
rium, he fell.
A man of Corentin's power and experience, and who,
moreover, knew to its slightest detail the horrible drama
in which Lydie had lost her reason, had already, of
534 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
course, taken in the situation, but it suited his purpose
and his ideas to allow the clear light of evidence to
pierce this darkness.
"Look, doctor," said Lydie, unfastening the bundle,
and putting the pins in her mouth as she did so, "don't
you see that she is growing thinner every day? "
La Peyrade could not answer; he kept his handkerchief
over his face, and his breath came so fast from his chest
that he was totally unable to utter a word.
Then, with one of those gestures of feverish impa-
tience, to which her mental state predisposed her, she
exclaimed, hastily: —
"But look at her, doctor, look!" taking his arm vio-
lently and forcing him to show his features. "My God! "
she cried, when she had looked him in the face.
Letting fall the linen bundle in her arms, she threw
herself hastily backward, and her eyes grew haggard.
Passing her white hands rapidly over her forehead and
through her hair, tossing it into disorder, she seemed
to be making an effort to obtain from her memory some
dormant recollection. Then, like a frightened mare,
which comes to smell an object that has given it a
momentary terror, she approached la Peyrade slowly,
stooping to look into his face, which he kept lowered,
while, in the midst of a silence inexpressible, she ex-
amined him steadily for several seconds. Suddenly a
terrible cry escaped her breast; she ran for refuge into
the arms of Corentin, and pressing herself against him
with all her force, she exclaimed : —
"Save me! save me! It is he! the wretch! It is he who
did it ! "
And, with her finger pointed at la Peyrade, she seemed
to nail the miserable object of her terror to his place.
After this explosion, she muttered a few disconnected
words, and her eyes closed; Corentin felt the relaxing
of all the muscles by which she had held him as in a
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 535
vice the moment before, and he took her in his arms and
laid her on the sofa, insensible.
"Do not stay here, monsieur," said Corentin. "Go
into my study; I will come to you presently."
A few minutes later, after giving Lydie into the care
of Katte and Bruneau, and despatching Perrache for
Docteur Bianchon, Corentin rejoined la Peyrade.
"You see now, monsieur," he said with solemnity,
"that in pursuing with a sort of passion the idea of this
marriage, I was following, in a sense, the ways of God."
"Monsieur," said la Peyrade, with compunction, "I
will confess to you — "
"Useless," said Corentin; "you can tell me nothing
that I do not know; I, on the contrary, have much to tell
you. Old Peyrade, your uncle, in the hope of earning
a pot for this daughter whom he idolized, entered into a
dangerous private enterprise, the nature of which I need
not explain. In it he made enemies; enemies who
stopped at nothing, — murder, poison, rape. To par-
alyze your uncle's action b}^ attacking him in his dearest
spot, Lydie was, not abducted, but enticed from her home
and taken to a house apparently respectable, where for
ten days she was kept concealed. She was not much
alarmed by this detention, being told that it was done at
her father's wish, and she spent her time with her music
— you remember, monsieur, how she sang ? "
"Oh!" exclaimed la Peyrade, covering his face with
his hands.
"I told you yesterday that you might perhaps have
more upon your conscience than the Thuillier house. But
you were young ; you had just come from your province,
with that brutality, that frenzy of Southern blood in your
veins which flings itself upon such an occasion. Besides,
your relationship became known to those who were pre-
paring the ruin of this new Clarissa Harlowe, and I am
willing to believe that an abler and better man than you
536 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
might not have escaped the entanglement into which you
fell. Happily, Providence has granted that there" is
nothing absolutely irreparable in this horrible history.
The same poison, according to the use that is made of it,
may give either death or health."
"But, monsieur," said la Peyrade, "shall I not always
be to her an object of horror? "
u The doctor, monsieur," said Katte, opening the door.
"How is Mademoiselle Lydie?" asked la Peyrade,
eagerly.
" Very calm," replied Katte. "Just now, when we put
her to bed, — though she did not want to go, saying, she
felt well, — I took her the bundle of linen, but she told
me to take it away, and asked what I meant her to do
with it."
"You see," said Corentin, grasping the Provencal's
hand, " you are the lance of Achilles."
And he left the room with Katte to receive Docteur
Bianchon.
Left alone, Theodose was a prey to thoughts which
may perhaps be imagined. After a while the door
opened, and Bruneau, the old valet, ushered in Cerizet.
Seeing la Peyrade, the latter exclaimed: —
"Ha! ha! I knew it! I knew you would end by
seeing du Portail. And the marriage, — how does that
come on ? "
" What are you doing here? " asked la Peyrade.
"Something that concerns you; or rather, something
that we must do together. Du Portail, who is too busy
to attend to business just now, has sent me in here to
see you, and consult as to the best means of putting a
spoke in Thuillier's election; it seems that the govern-
ment is determined to prevent his winning it. Have you
any ideas about it? "
"No," replied la Peyrade; "and I don't feel in the
mood just now to be imaginative."
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 537
"Well, here's the situation," said Cerizet. " The
government has another candidate, which it does n't yet
produce, because the ministerial negotiations with him
have been rather difficult. During this time Thuillier's
chances have been making headway. Minard, on whom
they counted to create a diversion, sits, the stupid fool,
in his corner; the seizure of that pamphlet has given
your blockhead of a protege a certain perfume of popu-
larity. In short, the ministry are afraid he '11 be elected,
and nothing could be more disagreeable to them. Pom-
pous imbeciles, like Thuillier, are horribly embarrassing
in the Opposition; they are pitchers without handles;
you can't take hold of them anywhere."
"Monsieur Cerizet," said la Peyrade, beginning to
assume a protecting tone, and wishing to discover his
late associate's place in Corentin's confidence, " }'ou
seem to know a good deal about the secret intentions of
the government; have you found your way to a certain
desk in the rue de Grenelle? "
" No. All that I tell you," said Cerizet, "I get from
du Portail."
u Ah gaf " said la Peyrade, lowering his voice, "who
is du Portail? You seem to have known him for some
time. A man of j^our force ought to have discovered
the real character of a man who seems to me to be rather
mysterious."
" My friend," replied Cerizet, " du Portail is a pretty
strong man. He's an old slyboots, who has had some
post, I fancy, in the administration of the national
domain, or something of that kind, under government;
in which, I think, he must have been employed in the
departments suppressed under the Empire."
" Yes? " said la Peyrade.
" That 's where I think he made his money," continued
la Peyrade; "and being a shrewd old fellow, and having
a natural daughter to marry, he has concocted this phil-
538 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
anthropic tale of her being the daughter of an old friend
named Peyrade; and your name being the same may have
given him the idea of fastening upon you — for, after
all, he has to marry her to somebody."
" Yes, that 's all very well ; but his close relations with
the government, and the interest he takes in elections,
how do you explain all that? "
" Naturally enough," replied Cerizet. " Du Portail is
a man who loves money, and likes to handle it; he has
done Rastignac, that great manipulator of elections, who
is, I think, his compatriot, several signal services as an
amateur; Rastignac, in return, gives him information,
obtained through Nucingen, which enables him to gamble
at the Bourse."
"Did he himself tell you all this?" asked la Peyrade.
"What do you take me for?" returned Cerizet.
"With that worthy old fellow, from whom I have already
wormed a promise of thirty thousand francs, I play the
ninny; I flatten myself to nothing. But I've made
Bruneau talk, that old valet of his. You can safely ally
yourself to his family, my dear fellow; du Portail is
powerfully rich; he'll get you made sub-prefect some-
where ; and thence to a prefecture and a fortune is but
one step."
"Thanks for the information," said la Peyrade; "at
least, I shall know on which foot to hop. But you your-
self, how came you to know him? V
" Oh! that 's quite a history; by my help he was able
to get back a lot of diamonds which had been stolen from
him."
At this moment Corentin entered the room.
"All is well," he said to la Peyrade. "There are
signs of returning reason. Bianchon, to whom I have
told all, wishes to confer with you-, therefore, my dear
Monsieur Cerizet, we will postpone until this evening, if
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 539
you are willing, our little stud}' over the Thuillier
election."
"Well, so here you have him, at last!" said Cerizet,
slapping la Peyrade's shoulder.
" Yes," said Corentin, "and you know what I prom-
ised; you may rely on that."
Cerizet departed joyful.
540 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
XVI.
CHECKMATE TO THUILLIER.
The day after that evening, when Corentin, La Peyrade,
and Cerizet were to have had their consultation in refer-
ence to the attack on Thuillier's candidacy, the latter was
discussing with his sister Brigitte the letter in which
Theodose declined the hand of Celeste, and his mind
seemed particularly to dwell on the postscript where it
was intimated that la Peyrade might not continue the
editor of the " Echo de la Bievre." At this moment
Henri, the "male domestic," entered the room to ask if
his master would receive Monsieur Cerizet.
Thuillier's first impulse was to deny himself to that
unwelcome visitor. Then, thinking better of it, he
reflected that if la Peyrade suddenly left him in the lurch,
Cerizet might possibly prove a precious resource. Con-
sequently, he ordered Henri to show him in. His manner,
however, was extremely cold, and in some sort expectant.
As for Cerizet, he presented himself without the slightest
embarrassment and with the air of a man who had calcu-
lated all the consequences of the step he was taking.
"Well, my dear monsieur," he began, "I suppose by
this time you have been posted as to the Sieur la
Peyrade ? "
" What may you mean by that? " said Thuillier, stiffly.
"Well, the man," replied Cerizet, "who, after intrig-
uing to marry your goddaughter, breaks off the marriage
abruptly — as he will, before long, break that lion's-
share contract he made you sign about his editorship —
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 541
can't be, I should suppose, the object of the same blind
confidence you formerly reposed in him."
"Ah!" said Thuillier, hastily, "then do you know
anything about la Peyrade's intention of leaving the
newspaper? "
•' No," said the other; "on the terms I now am with
him, you can readily- believe we don't see each other;
still less should I receive his confidences. But I draw
the induction from the well-known character of the per-
son, and you may be sure that when he finds it for his
interest to leave you, he '11 throw you away like an
old coat — I've passed that way, and I speak from
experience."
" Then you must have had some difficulties with him
before you joined my paper? " said Thuillier, interroga-
tively.
" Parbleu! " replied Cerizet; " the affair of this house
which he helped you to buy was mine; I started that
hare. He was to put me in relation with you, and make
me the principal tenant of the house. But the unfortu-
nate affair of that bidding-in gave him a chance to
knock me out of everything and get all the profits for
himself."
" Profits ! " exclaimed Thuillier. " I don't see that he
got anything out of that transaction, except the marriage
which he now refuses — "
"But," interrupted Cerizet, " there's the ten thousand
francs he got out of you on pretence of the cross which
you never received, and the twenty-five thousand he owes
to Madame Lambert, for which you went security, and
which you will soon have to pay like a good fellow."
"What's this I hear?" cried Brigitte, up in arms;
"twenty-five thousand francs for which you have given
security ? "
" Yes, mademoiselle," interposed Cerizet; " behind
that sum which this woman had lent him there was a
542 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
mystery, and if I had not laid my hand on the true
explanation, there would certainly have been a very
dirty ending to it. La Peyrade was clever enough not
ouly to whitewash himself in Monsieur Thuillier's eyes,
but to get him to secure the debt."
" But," said Thuillier, " how do you know that I did
give security for that debt, if you have not seen him
since then? "
M I know it from the woman herself, who tells the whole
story now she is certain of being paid."
"Well," said Brigitte to her brother, "a pretty busi-
ness you are engaged in ! "
"Mademoiselle," said Cerizet, " I only meant to warn
Monsieur Thuillier a little. I think myself that you
are sure to be paid. Without knowing the exact partic-
ulars of this new marriage, I am certain the family would
never allow him to owe two such mortifying debts; if
necessary, I should be very glad to intervene."
"Monsieur," said Thuillier, stiffly, "thanking you for
your officious intervention, permit me to say that it sur-
prises me a little, for the manner in which we parted
would not have allowed me to hope it."
" Ah ga ! " said Cerizet; "you don't think I was
angry with you for that, do you? I pitied you, that was
all. I saw you under the spell, and I said to myself:
1 Leave him to learn la Peyrade by experience.' I knew
very well that the day of justice would dawn for me,
and before long, too. La Peyrade is a man who does n't
make you wait for his questionable proceedings."
" Allow me to say," remarked Thuillier, " that I do
not consider the rupture of the marriage we had proposed
a questionable proceeding. The matter was arranged,
I may say, by mutual consent."
"And the trick he is going to play you by leaving the
paper in the lurch, and the debt he has saddled you with,
what are they? "
The Lesser Bourgeoisie. 543
" Monsieur Cerizet," continued Thuillier, still holding
himself on the reserve, " as I have said more than once
to la Peyrade, no man is indispensable; and if the
editorship of my paper becomes vacant, I feel confident
that I shall at once meet with persons very eager to
offer me their services."
" Is it for me you say that ? " asked Cerizet. ' ' Well, you
haven't hit the nail; for if you did me the honor to
want my services it would be impossible for me to grant
them. I have long been disgusted with journalism. I
let la Peyrade, I hardly know why, persuade me to make
this campaign with you; it didn't turn out happily, and
I have vowed to myself to have no more to do with news-
papers. It was about another matter altogether that I
came to speak to you."
" Ah!" said Thuillier.
" Yes," continued Cerizet, "remembering the business-
like manner in which you managed the affair of this
house in which you do me the honor to receive me, I
thought I could not do better than to call your attention
to a matter of the same kind which I have just now in
hand. But I shall not do as la Peyrade did«, — make a
bargain for the hand of your goddaughter, and profess
great friendship and devotion to you personally. This
is purely business, and I expect to make my profit out
of it. Now, as I still desire to become the principal
tenant of this house, — the letting of which must be a
care and a disappointment to mademoiselle, for I saw as
I came along that the shops were still unrented, — I think
that this lease to me, if you will make it. might be reck-
oned in to my share of the profits. You see, monsieur,
that the object of my visit has nothing to do with the
newspaper."
" What is this new affair? " said Brigitte ; " that 's the
first thing to know."
"It relates to a farm in Beauce, which has just been
544 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
sold for a song, and it is placed in my hands to resell,
at an advance, but a small one; you could really buy it,
as the saying is, for a bit of bread."
And Cerizet went on to explain the whole mechanism
of the affair, which we need not relate here, as no one
but Brigitte would take any interest in it. The state-
ment was clear and precise, and it took close hold on the
old maid's mind. Even Thuillier himself, in spite of his
inward distrust, was obliged to own that the affair had.
all the appearance of a good speculation.
u Only," said Brigitte, " we must first see the farm
ourselves."
This, the reader will remember, was her answer to la
Peyrade when he first proposed the purchase of the house
at the Madeleine.
"Nothing is easier than that," said Cerizet. "I my-
self want to see it, and I have been intending to make a
little excursion there. If you like, I '11 be at your door
this afternoon with a post-chaise, and to-morrow morn-
ing, very early, we can examine the farm, breakfast at
some inn near by, and be back in time for dinner."
"A post-chaise! " said Brigitte, " that 's very lordly;
why not take the diligence? "
" Diligences are so uncertain," replied Cerizet; ''you
never know at what time they will get to a place. But
you need not think about the expense, for I should other-
wise go alone, and I am only too happy to offer you two
seats in my carriage."
To misers, small gains are often determining causes
in great matters; after a little resistance pro forma,
Brigitte ended by accepting the proposal, and three hours
later the trio were on the road to Chartres, Cerizet hav-
ing advised Thuillier not to let la Peyrade know of his
absence, lest he might take some unfair advantage of it.
The next day, by five o'clock, the party had returned,
and the brother and sister, who kept their opinions to
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themselves in presence of Cerizet, were both agreed that
the purchase was a good one. They had found the soil
of the best quality, the buildings in perfect repair, the
cattle looked sound and healthy; in short, this idea of
becoming the mistress of rural property seemed to
Brigitte the final consecration of opulence.
" Minard," she remarked, " has only a town -house and
invested capital, whereas we shall have all that and a
country-place besides; one can't be really rich without
it."
Thuillier was not sufficiently under the charm of that
dream — the realization of which was, in any case, quite
distant — to forget, even for a moment, the ; ' ICcho de
la Bievre " and his candidacy. No sooner had he
reached home than he asked for the morning's paper.
" It has not come," said the " male domestic. 1 '
" That 's a fine distribution, when even the owner of
the paper is not served! " cried Thuillier, discontentedly.
Although it was nearly dinner-time, and after his jour-
ney he would much rather have taken a bath than rush to
the rue Saint-Dominique, Thuillier ordered a cab and
drove at once to the office of the " Echo."
There a fresh disappointment met him. The paper
" was made," as they say, and all the employes had de-
parted, even la Peyrade. As for Coffinet, who was not
to be found at his post of office-boy, nor yet at his other
post of porter, he had gone "of an errand," his wife
said, taking the key of the closet in which the remaining
copies of the paper were locked up. Impossible, there-
fore, to procure the number which the unfortunate pro-
prietor had come so far to fetch.
To describe Thuillier' s indignation would be impos-
sible. He marched up and down the room, talking aloud
to himself, as people do in moments of excitement.
" I '11 turn them all out! " he cried. And we are forced
to omit the rest of the furious objurgation.
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546 The Lesser Bourgeoisie.
As he ended his anathema a rap was heard on the
door.
u Come in!" said Thuillier, in a tone that depicted
his wrath and his frantic impatience.
The door opened, and Minard rushed precipitately
into his arms.
"My good, my excellent friend! " cried the mayor of
the eleventh arrondissement, concluding his embrace
with a hearty shake of the hand.
" Why! what is it?" said Thuillier, unable to compre-
hend the warmth of this demonstration.
"Ah! my dear friend," continued Minard, "such an
admirable proceeding! really chivalrous! most disinter-
ested ! The effect, I assure you, is quite stupendous in
the arrondissement."
" But what, I say?" cried Thuillier, impatiently.
" The article, the whole action," continued Minard,
" so noble, so elevated ! "
"But what article? what action?" said the proprietor
of the " Echo," getting quite beside himself.
" The article of this morning." said Minard.
" The article of this morning? "
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