THE FRENCH HUMORISTS. 
 
MONTAIGNE. 
 
 From an original Picture at Paris in the Ddpot des Archives 
 (ill Royanwe. 
 
 ROBERTS BROTHERS. BOSTON. 
 
THE 
 
 French Humorists 
 
 FROM THE TWELFTH TO THE 
 NINETEENTH CENTURY. 
 
 BY 
 
 WALTER BESANT, M.A., 
 
 Christ's college, Cambridge, 
 AUTHOR OF "studies IN EARLY FRENCH POETRY," ETC. 
 
 BOSTON": 
 
 ROBERTS BROTHERS. 
 
 1874. 
 
Cambridge : 
 Press of John Wilson 6^ Son. 
 

 CONTENTS. 
 
 CHAPTER pj^OE 
 
 I. The Chaxsox 9 
 
 II. RuTEBEUF THE Tkouvere . 25 
 
 III. The Romance of the Rose , ^ 41 
 
 ly. EusTACHE Deschamps . 82 
 
 V. Rabelais 99 
 
 VI. Montaigne 132 
 
 Vir. La Satyue M^nippee 148 
 
 VIII. Mathuuin Regnier . * 165 
 
 IX. Saixt Amant 185 
 
 X. VoiTURE AND BeNSERADE 199 
 
 XL The Parasites 213 
 
 XII. SCARRON 239 
 
 XIII. La Fontaine 202 
 
 XIV. BoiLEAU 285 
 
 XV. MOLIERE 310 
 
 XVI. Regnard 358 
 
 XVIL Gresset 375 
 
 XVIII. Beaumarchais 391 
 
 XIX. Beranger 418 
 
PREFACE. 
 
 THE table of contents of this volume would 
 seem to be a sufficient preface. I have 
 selected those whom I consider representative 
 waiters, many of them hitherto almost unknown 
 to the English reader, though not to the student 
 of French literature, out of every century from 
 the twelfth downwards. The humorists of the 
 fifteenth century alone will be found unrepre- 
 sented here, unless Rabelais, who belongs to it 
 by birth, be claimed for it. The reason of this 
 omission, as stated in the first chapter, is simply 
 that I have in my previous work on early French 
 poetry discussed all those of that century who 
 could come within my limits. For the same reason 
 Clement Marot is absent from this volume. No 
 apology is needed for the omission from a single 
 volume — covering so large a space of time as 
 this — of Voltaire. 
 
 I trust the book wdll be found acceptable to 
 those who like, as I do, to know as much as pos- 
 
vi PREFACE. 
 
 sible about their authors, and to connect their 
 writings with the conditions of their hves and the 
 Hterary atmosphere they breathed. I have given 
 in transLation most of the pieces taken to show the 
 character and genius of my authors. The greater 
 number are translated for the first time, I trust 
 without too much detriment to the originals. The 
 whimsical poem of Ver-Vert is given nearly in 
 full. 
 
 Two or three of these studies have, in somewhat 
 different forms, already appeared. I have to ex- 
 press my best thanks to the editor of the " British 
 Quarterly," for permission to reproduce as much 
 as I thought fit of a paper on the " Romance of 
 the Eose;" to the editor of " Macmillan's Maga- 
 z*ne," for a similar permission concerning a paper 
 on Rabelais; and to the editor of " Temple Bar," 
 for permission to use again what I pleased of 
 papers on Moliere, La Fontaine, and Scarron. 
 
 I do not like to allow this volume to go forth 
 without also expressing my obligations to my 
 friend Mr. S. Lee, of my own college and Lin- 
 coln's Inn, for many valuable critical suggestions. 
 
 W. B. 
 
 Savile Club, Sept. 1, 1873. 
 
THE FUENCH HUMOHISTS. 
 
 Chapter I. 
 THE CHANSON". 
 
 Mieulx est de rire que de larmes escripre, pour ce que rire est le propre de 
 rhomme. — Rabelais. 
 
 ^ I ^HE most elementary form of joke is the discomfiture 
 -*- of an enemy: — discomfiture, at first, meaning 
 death. But there are other kinds of rivahies besides 
 those which involve mortal combat. In these, discom- 
 fiture means defeat. Advancing farther, we arrive at 
 oar modern point of laughing chiefly at those little inci- 
 dents in social life which mean temporary uneasiness, 
 awkwardness, slight mental trouble. Perhaps, as civili- 
 zation gets on, mankind will learn so much sympathy as 
 not even to lauglT at these. Laughter, however, is in 
 its nature the expression of relief from anxiety, of sur- 
 prise, or of self-congratulation. It is in any form a sort 
 of triumphant crow of victory, and as such will go on, 
 let us hope, for ever. Satire, on the other hand, of 
 which humor is a branch, is the weapon of the weak. It 
 is an acknowledgment of helplessness. In times of 
 oppression it is the boldest and most outspoken ; it lan- 
 guishes when laws become strong and men grow mild ; 
 it is lethargic in times of freedom. 
 
 Therefore, in rough and rude centuries, in times when 
 all the world is fighting, and life is much more uncertain 
 
10 THE CHANSON. 
 
 than nature ever intended, we may expect to find the 
 keenest and most bitter satire. 
 
 II faut bien que I'esprit venge 
 L'honnete homme qui n'a rieu. 
 
 We do so find satire, making allowance for imperfect 
 powers of expression. So far as men can speak, they 
 speak strongly ; mostly they cannot frame their thoughts 
 at all, except for the ordinary purposes of life. To help 
 out their meagre forms of speech, they take Avhat songs 
 and phrases they can get from others, and use them. 
 
 AVe have to do Avith that people, gens summce solei^tice^ 
 who first broke through the blackness of the Middle 
 Ages, and learned how to speak, write, and sing ; with 
 the country from which all great ideas of modern times 
 have sprnng, where men have ever had the courage of 
 their o[)inions, whose sons are quick to comprehend, 
 eager to realize, tenacious of a truth. ' France was first 
 in the field 6i modern literature. She it was who 
 changed the Latin for the vernacular; her people first 
 taught, and have always gone on teaching, the equality 
 of man. She began the reformation of religion ; it was 
 she who most kept alive the fire of learning, and most 
 helped th-e long, slow development of tlie Renaissance. 
 To her belong the great majority of mediaeval poets ; — 
 England has only one, Italy has four. She possesses the 
 most glorious list, till the more sluggish blood of Eng- 
 land is roused, of writers, scholars, and 2)hilosophers. 
 Hers is the longest martyr roll of heretics. 
 
 Frenchmen have nowhere shown their character more 
 tlian in their satire. They are fond of calling it the 
 esprit gaulois^ tracing back the vein of gayety, light heart, 
 and keen perception to those old ancestors who, after 
 all, have left them but little of their blood, divided as it 
 
THE ESPRIT GAULOIS. 11 
 
 is among Romans, Franks, and Normans. It is a vein 
 which is quite peculiar to France. " It has not," says 
 a recent writer, '• any tincture of hatred or violence. 
 We do not find in it the overwhelming gayety of Aris- 
 tophanes, the exaggerated indignation of Juvenal, the 
 dry and bitter laugh of Don Juan ; but malice wrapped 
 up in bonhomie, the irony of Rabelais and La Fon- 
 taine, the grumbling and good-natured tone of a Picard 
 peasant." I want to show as we go along that the 
 French type for satire and humor has preserved one 
 uniform character from generation to generation. In 
 an unbroken line the writers are all the same. The 
 poets of the chansons and the parodies, Guyot the 
 Grumbler, Rutebeuf the Trouvdre, Villon the Ribaut, 
 Clement Marot, Rabelais, Passerat and Pithou, Saint- 
 Amant, La Fontaine — all down to Beranger, have one 
 quality in common, the es'prit gaulois. They are 
 always good-tempered ; their darts are wrapped in 
 flowers ; their poison — a harmless poison enough — is 
 administered in wine ; they are too s^'mpathetic to be 
 savage ; they never get into a rage, except perhaps 
 when, like poor Des Periers, they are going to commit 
 suicide ; or when, like Rabelais, who zs savage with the 
 monks, they have deep and bitter wrongs to resent. On 
 the other hand, the}^ are irreverent ; they have no strong 
 convictions ; they are incapable of martyrdom ; the}^ are 
 full of animal spirits and animal enjoyment ; they love 
 life with all the passion of a Greek ; they are like chil- 
 dren for mockery, mischief, and lightness of heart. 
 
 I cannot make my gallery complete, for two reasons. 
 First, because there are, since the days of Mademoiselle 
 de Scudery, limits to every volume ; and, secondly, be- 
 cause I have already, in a previous volume, written all 
 that I found to write about my very dear and especial 
 
12 THE CHANSON. 
 
 friends, Francois Villon and Clement Marot, to say noth- 
 ing of those careless rascals, Coquillart, Roger de Col- 
 lerye, and Olivier Basselin.^ 
 
 My limits are large — too large for my space, perhaps 
 too large for my strength. They stretch from the 
 eleventh to the nineteenth century. Perforce there is 
 many a name omitted — many a writer whose claims are 
 at least equal to some of those in these pages — notably, 
 you will not find here either Voltaire or Rousseau. But 
 let me lead j^ou by the hand through ways perhaps un- 
 trodden, among fields yet unvisited by you ; and after 
 introducing you to humorists of that dark time when 
 Boileau thought there was no literature — " rien n'est 
 agrdable," said Sainte-Beuve ; " qu'un guide familier 
 
 ^ About Marot, however, I have this to say : — Professor Henry 
 Morley has written a life of him. I have a great respect for Mr. 
 Morley's two big volumes on English literature — the respect one 
 conceives for laborious and honest work. At the same time, I pro- 
 test against his Marot. The life contains not a single fact that is 
 new, and of the opinions very little, speaking from my own knowl- 
 edge of the period, which is true. For of all things under the sun, 
 i\Iarot was not a religious reformer. I cannot, as I could wish, 
 reprint what I have already written on the subject, but I refer my 
 readers to the chapter in this work oti Rabelais, where they will 
 find, not Marot's opinions — for the poor man had none — but the 
 opinions of the men who were his friends and associates. If there 
 be any further doubt as to his character — it is really an impor- 
 tant point, as it aifects \h^ greatest poet, in some points, that 
 France ever had — I submit the following lines, as showing w^hat 
 his own contemporary, Beza — a religionist if you like — thought 
 of him : — 
 
 " Tarn docte Venerem divinus pinxit Apelles, 
 
 Illi ut credatur visa fuisse Venus ; 
 At tantam sapinnt Venerem tua scripta, Marote, 
 Ut tibi credatur cognita tota Venus." 
 
 And surely there could be no better judge of such matters than 
 the author of the Juvenilia, 
 
MEDIEVAL SATIRE. 13 
 
 dans iin pays iiiconnu " — let me try to throw fresh 
 light on men whose names are already familiar, and 
 make, if it may be, their dry bones live. 
 
 In the examination of the older authors, there has 
 been no turning over of yellow parchments, no decipher- 
 ment of faded manuscripts. That work has been done 
 for us by true and faithful Frenchmen, loyal to their 
 own literature. Of all the literature of the Middle 
 Ages, the best, the choicest, has been already published, 
 and though much yet remains, the work is practically 
 done. We who see how, to the shame and disgrace of 
 our rich men, the work of publishing our ancient texts 
 is left to one poor society — chiefly to two or three zeal- 
 ous men toiling against every kind of discouragement — 
 may well confess that France, the forerunner in modern 
 literature, is also the most careful to preserve her early 
 glories. 
 
 The history of French mediaeval satire is the history 
 of mediaeval literature and art. Satire is everywhere ; 
 it lies in every line of the fabliau, in every sentence of 
 the conte ; the minstrel carries it from place to place ; 
 the charlatan shouts it at fair-time from his stage ; it 
 forms part of every popular amusement ; it lurks in the 
 corner of the illuminated manuscript ; it grins at us from 
 some dark place in the cathedral. Side by side with the 
 solemn service of the church is the parody, with its ass, 
 its boy bishop, its liturgy in praise of wine. Beside the 
 crimson cavalcade of ladies and knights is the procession 
 of Renard and Isengrin. After the monks and priests, 
 chanting their psalms, comes, telling his beads like them, 
 the Devil ; while along with every amusement, joy, and 
 pleasure of life, a part of laughter, an echo of the song, 
 a guest at the feast, a leader of the dance, a follower of 
 the march, a fiddler in the band, the companion of king, 
 
14 THE CHANSON. 
 
 knight, bourgeois, and peasant, sneering at all, laughing 
 at all, mocking at all, is the Mephistophelian Death of 
 the Dause Macabre. 
 
 From the eleventh to the fifteenth century it is a sort 
 of long procession of satire. First, as is but right, we 
 have the music, which is provided by the troubadours 
 and trouveres ; the}^ lead off the band of those who laugh 
 at every thing and try to improve nothing. The scholars 
 come next, then the clergy, then the men of the robe, 
 then a general breakdown dance of all together, and the 
 old things fall to pieces, giving place to the new. 
 
 Towards the end of the eleventh century we hear a 
 confused roar as of hungry wild animals. It is the voice, 
 no longer to be suppressed, of the people. They rise in 
 Laon, slaughter the bishop, burn the palaces, establish 
 their commune — are put down and punished. They 
 rise in Normandy, armed with pitchforks and sticks. 
 They are easily dispersed by steel-clad men-at-arms, 
 and ordered back to their cottages with feet and hands 
 cut off. The trouvere has preserved their song. " We 
 are men," it begins, with a grand and solemn simplicity, 
 " we are men even as they are ; such limbs as they have 
 we have ; as great bodies have we ; and we can endure 
 as much. Nothing fails us but heart alone. Let us 
 all}^ ourselves by oath. Let us defend our own and 
 ourselves. Let us keep ourselves together, and if they 
 wish to fight, we have against one knight thirty or forty 
 peasants, vigorous and strong to fight." ^ 
 
 1 Nos sumes homes cum il sunt, 
 Tex membres avum cum il unt, 
 Et altresi grans cors avum, 
 Et altrctant sofrir poum. 
 Ne nus faut fors cuer sulement, 
 Alium nus par serement, 
 
EMANCIPA T/ON. 15 
 
 It is the first of the terrible French risings. They 
 will try again and again, with the Pastoureaux, with the 
 Jacquerie, each time with the same song. For the heri- 
 tage of the Gaul, who used to divide his land afresh 
 every five years, is the irrepressible sense of equality. 
 
 With the eleventh century comes the first outward 
 mark visible to us of the great changes coming over 
 Europe. The laity are beginning to ask questions ; the 
 bourgeois are already struggling for the municipal inter- 
 ests ; the clergy are handing over to lay hands the ai-t 
 of architecture ; the universities are taking learning out 
 of the convents ; Abolard teaches his thousands ; Ber- 
 nard complains that the faith of the simple is divided, 
 and the very secrets of Heaven are searched into. To 
 meet the growing strength of inquiry the church invents 
 the mendicant orders ; the men of the law grow stronger ; 
 the royal povVer deepens and broadens ; men doubt and 
 deny ; all foreshadows the great convulsion of the six- 
 teenth century — the first of those by which men will at 
 last destroy their greatest and most accursed enemy, the 
 spirit of sacerdotalism. 
 
 At the end of the eleventh centur}^, another captive, 
 besides architecture and scholarship, escapes from the 
 cloister and finds her way into the world. It is music. 
 For the people begin to sing, not in the tunes of the 
 church service, but melodies of their own. One can 
 hardly believe that there coidd have been actually no 
 popular music before that date ; it is difficult to under- 
 
 Nos aveir et nus defendum, 
 E tuit ensemble nus tenurn. 
 Es nus voilent guerroier, 
 Ben avum centre un chevalier 
 Trente ou quarante paisanz 
 Maniables e cumbatans. 
 
16 THE CHANSON. 
 
 stand a silent people ; but the fact seems so, and the 
 church service was the only means of giving utterance 
 to the instincts of music. Then came the chanson, set 
 to the viol and the lute, and singing of love and the 
 sweet springtime. It began, after the manner of an es- 
 caped prisoner, by being wholly joyous and bright : — 
 
 J'ai amiete 
 
 Sadete 
 
 Blondete 
 Telz com je voloie. 
 
 Presently a sweet melancholy falls upon the soul. 
 The lover has to leave his mistress ; he hears the birds 
 sing in Brittany and thinks of their song in sweet Cham- 
 pagne. He is getting old and past the time of love. 
 And just then the chanson is joined by another prisoner 
 from the convent, the " sirvente." The sirvente is the 
 earliest form of satire. It was the imitation of monkish 
 rhymes in the vulgar tongue, beginning with verse half 
 in Latin half in French, and was as great a step in ad- 
 vance as when Regnier first imitated Horace. And then 
 satire open and undisguised went up and down the face 
 of France, striking all, sparing nothing ; ridiculing the 
 ladies for their painted faces, the lords for their tyran- 
 nies, the Pope for his pride,^ the clergy for their avarice 
 — knight, lawyer, bourgeois, villain. 
 
 There is a singular monotony about the chansons of 
 the Langue d'Oil. They are, as I have said, mostly 
 tinged with the satirical spirit. Some, however, are 
 purely pastoral. The knight — it is always in May, 
 
 Papa captus hunc vel banc decipit, 
 Papa quid vult in lectum recipit, 
 Papa nullum vel nullam excipit, 
 Papae detur, nam Papa praecipit : 
 Tort a qui ne le dune. 
 
THE KNIGHT AND THE BELLE. 17 
 
 when the birds begin to sing — rides through the forest 
 and finds a helle. The chanson has then two possible 
 endings. Most of the songs are quite simple and pretty. 
 Here is one of the very lightest : — 
 
 On a day as it befel 
 
 In a wood I rode along ; 
 Lying there, a maiden fair 
 
 Watch'd her sheep and sang this song : 
 Tire lire a lire, 
 Robin mine ; 
 Pipers come and pipers go, 
 Tire lire a lire. 
 
 I doff'd my hat and bent me low, 
 
 And beside her took my seat. 
 *' Maiden, tell me, ere I go, 
 
 Why dost thou this song repeat ? " 
 Tire lire, &c. 
 
 " Sir," she said, " where'er I hide me, 
 
 Robin comes and asks for love ; 
 And as often does he chide me. 
 
 Since my heart he cannot move." 
 Tire lire, &c. 
 
 " Ah ! " cried I, " but let me woo thee ; 
 
 Let me clasp this silver thing 
 Round thy waist and hold thee to me ; 
 
 Only, only, cease to sing 
 Tire lire," &c. 
 
 *' Sir, 'twere churlish ' No ' to say : 
 
 Take me now to be your bride. 
 Let us from this place away, 
 Together singing, as we ride, 
 Tire lire a lire, 
 Robin mine ; 
 Pipers come and pipers go, 
 Tire lire a lire." 
 
 Here, too, is another of a later period, in the same 
 light strain: — 
 
 2 
 
18 THE CHANSON, 
 
 It is early in the morning, 
 
 At the very break of day, 
 My love and I go roaming 
 
 All in the woods to play. 
 The dew, like pearl-drops, bathes our feet, 
 
 The sweet dew-drops of May. 
 
 In the sweetest place of any, 
 
 'Mid the grasses thick and high, 
 Caring nothing for the dew-drops 
 
 That around us thickly lie. 
 Bathed and lapp'd in glittering May-dew, 
 
 Sit we there, my love and I. 
 
 As we pluck the whitethorn blossom, 
 
 As we whisper words of love. 
 Prattles close beside the brooklet, 
 
 Sings the lark and coos the dove. 
 Our feet are bathed with ^lay-dew, 
 
 And our hearts are bathed in love. 
 
 A simple time enough. You may play it on a 
 wheaten straw and on a scrannel pipe, but it will 
 only sound well in the open air, and must be sung 
 when the sun is brightest, the birds are loudest, the 
 flowers are sweetest, and youth is happiest. Under 
 these conditions it may pass for music. 
 
 In the next we get the fatal element of illicit 
 passion : — 
 
 Sweet Yolante, in her chamber fair, 
 Bends at her work o'er shuttle and woof ; 
 
 Here golden threads, and a silk one there : . 
 But her mother chides her in bitter reproof : 
 " Therefore, I blame thee, fair Yolante ! 
 
 •* Fair Yolante. thy mother am I, 
 
 And so may speak as seemeth me good." 
 
 *' But mother, and mother, pray tell me why? " 
 *' Tell thee, I will, as a mother should. 
 Wherefore I blame thee, my child Yolante." 
 
FAIR DOETTE. 19 
 
 **But why, then, mother? " she smiling said ; 
 
 " Is it for work, or is it for play? 
 Is it for weaving the golden thread, 
 
 Or is it for lying in bed all day? 
 Wherefore chidest thou fair Yolaute? " 
 
 •* It is not for wearing the silk and the gold ; 
 
 It is not for work, it is not for play ; 
 It is not for sleeping when matins are told ; 
 
 But for whispering ever your lover gay — • 
 Therefore I chide thee, fair Yolante. 
 
 *' AVhispering, child, wdth the County Guy; 
 
 Whispering, laughing, when no one is near. 
 Bitterly now doth thy husband sigh : 
 
 Speak no more with him, daughter dear — 
 Therefore I blame thee, fair Yolante." 
 
 "And if my husband himself should pray, 
 And he and his kin all sorrow and sigh. 
 
 Little care I, for I must say nay. 
 
 And never cease loving my County Guy." 
 " Therefore 1 blame thee, fair Yolante." 
 
 Or again, there is the pure ballad, taking in some in- 
 cident of love or death, sorrow or joy. I will take one 
 more as a specimen of the ballad literature of France, 
 which, with a greater wealth of incident, would be the 
 richest in the world; — 
 
 Fair Doette, at her window sitting, 
 
 Reads in her book with her thoughts astray ; 
 
 Still from the written page they are flitting 
 To her lord at the tournament far away. 
 Now woe is me. 
 
 A squire is climbing the stairs of her bower, 
 Down in the court has he left his steed ; 
 
 Fair Doette, in the Lady's Tower, 
 Springs to her feet for news indeed. 
 Now woe is me. 
 
20 THE CHANSON. 
 
 Cried fair Doette, as he stood at the door, 
 " Where and how is my love, my lord? " 
 
 But she swooned away, and she asked no more, 
 For the squire he answered her never a word. 
 Now woe is me. 
 
 The Lady Doette has opened her eyes. 
 
 And she turns to the squire, but hopes in vain. ^ 
 
 Heavy her heart in her bosom lies, 
 
 For her lord she never will see again. 
 Now woe is me. 
 
 *' Say," said the Lady Doette, " Now say 
 News of ray lord, whom I love so well." 
 
 " Alas ! alas ! he was kill'd in the fray ; 
 Fain would I hide it, but needs must tell. 
 Now woe is me." 
 
 ' Gan fair Doette to sorrow and moan ; 
 
 " Ah ! liege my lord, and woe befall 
 The day and the tour nay ; now must I begone 
 
 To take the vow^s in the convent wall, 
 (Now woe is me) — 
 
 Ever a nun in the Church of St. Paul." 
 
 The names of the song-writers are legion. Among 
 the satiric trouveres^ excepting Riitebeuf, whom 5^011 
 I will find further on, note especially Count Thibaut of 
 ■ Champagne, lover of Queen Bertha, a sweet and grace- 
 ful poet, but monotonous. He has a thing or two to 
 jsay about the general corruption of the age. We shall 
 hear a good deal before we have finished about the cor- 
 ruption of the age, and if that were the only common- 
 place, one would not mind. But worse commonplaces 
 are before us. Then there is Hue de la Ferte, whose 
 soul is moved by a mighty wrath against Thibaut him- 
 self, as well as against the corruption of the age. 
 
 Count Thibaut, with envy gilded. 
 And with deepest treachery stain'd, 
 
GUYOT. 21 
 
 In the noble craft of knighthood 
 
 Little credit hast thou gain'd ; 
 Better skill 'd art thou, I ween, 
 
 In the art of medicine. 
 
 Thus politely hinting that the Count was a secret 
 poisoner. In another song he exhorts the young king, 
 Louis IX., to shake off the domination of women and 
 priests : — 
 
 Make the clergy go their way, 
 In the church to sing and pray. 
 
 Then comes on our list Adam de la Halle, of whom a 
 careful study ought to be made. He is a bourgeois of 
 Arras ; he is intended for the church, but falls in love 
 with Marie and marries her. Then he sings the beauty 
 of his bride. Ten years later, the artless minstrel, for- 
 getting all the tender things he used to sing — so fickle 
 is the poet's heart — is lamenting the way in which his 
 wife has "gone off" and lost her beauty — the unrea- 
 sonable husband. He w^rites about the Crusades, about 
 the mendicant friars, about the town gossip. He has a 
 clear and distinct individuality, pleasant to look back 
 upon, and is of a cheerful, vigorous nature, not above 
 considering the disputes of his own town fit subjects for 
 his verse, as well as the month of May and the ever- 
 lasting shepherdess sitting beside a fountain. 
 
 The first French satirist, properly so called, accord- 
 ing to some, is Guyot. It seems to me absurd to take 
 a man who can only represent a genre of literature at a 
 certain stage of development, and call him the first. No 
 writer invents. Satire began when man began to be 
 oppressed ; it was worth listening to in France as soon 
 as men learned to put together their own language in a 
 poetic form ; from that date it has gone on following 
 
22 THE CHANSON. 
 
 the laws which regulate all literary development, and 
 obedient to the circum -stances which snrrounded it. The 
 great grumbler Giiyot, undoubtedly a satirist, lives in 
 an aqe which he calls *' horrible and stinkinoj." He 
 finds himself constrained to write a '* Bible " (book). 
 He has been in Germany, all over France, in Palestine ; 
 he knows all the great lords of the time ; he has been a 
 monk, and knows all the monasteries : — those Avhere 
 the monks wash and oil their heads at night to make 
 them soft and glittering in the morning ; those where 
 the abbot and cellarers drink up all the clear wine and 
 send to the refectory only the thick : those, like Cluny, 
 where 3'ou have to fast when you are hungry, to keep 
 awake when you are sleepy,- and roar all night long in 
 the church, and where 3'ou get nothing to eat but rotten 
 eggs and beans. As for the vices of the age, Guyot 
 can only find one — that of avarice — for serious indig- 
 nation. He attacks women, it is true, for their liglitness 
 and dissimulation ; nuns for the unclean state of their 
 houses ; lawyers for their chicanery ; physicians for 
 their ignorance. No real indignation about this man ; 
 only the ill-natured venting of disappointment. He has 
 been a monk, and does not like the restraints of the 
 cloister ; he has been a hanger-on at courts, and has got 
 no reward. He is getting old, in short, and must go 
 back to that eternal "bawling in church" which is his 
 special vexation. 
 
 Another and a very different '' Bible " is that of 
 Hugues de Breze. He is no disappointed musician- 
 monk. He is an elderly, respectable knight, who, hav- 
 ing taken his share in the fighting, now goes home and 
 amuses his old age in writing a grave and solemn satire 
 on the evils of the time ; not because he is in a rage 
 with everybody, nor because he likes to talk about vice, 
 
PARODIES, 23 
 
 but because he is saddened by its spectacle, and hopes 
 to do something to stop its progress. " Some of us," he 
 says, '' are usurers ; some of us are robbers ; some mur- 
 derers ; some are full of luxury, and others are full of 
 license." And then he preaches on the folly of loving, 
 while inevitable death stares us in the face. 
 
 Another outlet for the satirical spirit Avere the paro- 
 dies of the chansons de geste. From the chronicles of 
 valorous deeds the transition was easy to the ridicule of 
 the defeats and mockery of the enemy. One of these 
 parodies, for instance, represents our Henry III. sur- 
 rounded by his barons, swearing to exterminate the 
 French, to carry Paris by assault, to set the Seine on 
 fire, to burn all the mills, and to carry the Sainte-Chapelle 
 to London. Simon de Montfort interrupts his boasting 
 by reminding him that the French, who are not by any 
 means lambs, will probably have something to say for 
 themselves. 
 
 In another a knight is drawn — 
 
 As great a coward, this story tells, 
 As ever hid in convent cells. 
 
 The tale is modelled exactly on the chansons de geste. 
 It begins by giving us the history of the hero's family. 
 His father. Count Turgibus, pale and j^ellow, with a. 
 neck like an ostrich, is a great man of war, who pierces, 
 the wings of butterflies with his lance ; his mother, the 
 one-eyed Rainberge. The usual presages of future 
 greatness surround the heir at his birth. There are 
 no nightingales, it is true, struck mute at the advent of 
 so great a man ; the stars do not pale ; but the ass, the 
 dog, and the cat of the castle shriek all night, and so 
 proclaim their sense of what has come into the world. 
 Audigier, the hero, grows up the type of awkwardness. 
 
24 THE CHANSON. 
 
 clumsiness, and ugliness. The tale goes on to show 
 how he set out on his travels in search of adventure, 
 and what befel him, finishing with his marriage to the 
 frightful Tronce Crevace. 
 
 There were, lastly, the Wonderful Adventures of 
 travellers, a favorite theme from the time of Lucian, 
 who doubtless borrowed from some one else. The dit 
 d'aventures relates how a traveller, losing his way in an 
 enchanted forest, is attacked by brigands ; how he is 
 saved from their daggers by a she-wolf and her brood of 
 twelve young wolves ; how he falls into the river, and 
 is rescued by taking the bait of a fisherman, who drags 
 him to the surface ; and how he is swallowed by an 
 enormous monster, from whom he is rescued by a 
 friendly bull, who gores the monster in the flanks, and 
 so opens a way for escape. 
 
 % 
 
Library. 
 
 Chapter II. 
 RUTEBEUF THE TROUVERE. 
 
 Jog on, jog on, the footpath way, 
 
 And merrily hent the stile-a; 
 A merry heart goes all the way, 
 
 Your sad tires in a mile-a. — Winter''s Tale. 
 
 TF such were the songs, what were the singers? The 
 -^ only answer is to present one, a professional trouvere 
 of the thirteenth century, a member of that fraternity 
 which went up and down the country, travelling from 
 castle to castle, from town to town. No kind of life 
 more tempting to one who was not content to sit at 
 home and see nothing, than the life of a trouvere. The 
 Crusades had spoiled the grand pilgrimage, which before 
 had been the excitement of a lifetime. When Jerusa- 
 lem fell into the hands of the Saracens, the one supreme 
 pleasure of life was lost with it, namely, to leave every 
 thing, care, trouble, debts, wife, and children — to go 
 away, staff in hand, license in pocket, and trudge 
 though Europe and across Asia Minor to the Ploly Land. 
 And now only the local saints, a feeble folk, were left. 
 At home, the rules were strict about keeping to your 
 own work, your own dress, your own town, even your 
 own food, so that life was doleful in its monotony, and 
 we are not surprised when we hear how the minstrels so 
 crowded every road that King Philip Augustus restricted 
 their numbers by law, and sent all the rest out of the 
 country. Some went to Italy, and some went to Eng- 
 land. At Bologna there were so many French min- 
 
26 RUTEBEUF. 
 
 strels that they made a law to prevent their singing in 
 the streets. 
 
 A pleasant life, if onl}^ the competition was not too 
 keen, to take the road when the winter was fairly gone 
 and the spring set in ; to visit, one after the other, the 
 places where the singer was always welcome — to sing 
 the old song outside, sure of a joyous reception within. 
 
 Watch of the tower, 
 
 Guard for your hour 
 The walls of the castle secure from the foe. 
 
 While on my lute I play 
 
 Love song and roundelay, 
 Ere, once again, on my journey I go. 
 
 If the minstrel were lucky, he might get taken into 
 some great noble's castle, haply even into the palace of 
 the king. Philip Augustus, for instance, had Dans 
 Helynand always with him to refresh his soul, as Saul 
 had David. Judging from the only poem of Helynand's 
 that I have seen, Philip's enviable soul was easily 
 refreshed. 
 
 Below the rank of trouv e re w^^ the jongleur. He it 
 was who could play any sort of instrument, sing any 
 kind of song, cure ever}'- disease, tell stories, throw in 
 satirical bits at monks and their wicked ways. He was 
 not too proud to turn somersaults ; he knew all the 
 folk-lore and the proverbs ; he had been everywhere ; 
 could recite adventures by sea and land ; tell of hours 
 of peril with the infidel, fights with strange sea-mon- 
 sters. He had seen the court of the great Khaliff of 
 Cairo ; he knew the city of Prester John ; and if no 
 suspicious eye was Avatching, he would tell fortunes, 
 cast horoscopes, give children to the childless, and pro- 
 long the life of the dying. Above all, he it was who re- 
 lieved the monotony of existence in the country -town. 
 
THE JONGLEUR. 27 
 
 He it was who kept np by his unflagging spirits, his 
 jokes, and his songs, the popular illusion of the jovial 
 wandering life. What school-boy has not mourned over 
 the cruel fate that forbids him to be a gypsy, a cheap 
 Jack, a clown ? Sings the jongleur — 
 
 I lead a good life semper quam possum ; 
 The host brings his bill, and 1 say, " Ecce assum." 
 At spending my money semper paratus sum ; 
 AVhen I think in my heart, et meditatus sum, 
 Ergo dives habet nummos sed non habet ipsum. 
 
 Love, singing, and drinking libenter colo 
 To play after dinner cum deciis volo: 
 Though I know that the dice non sunt sine dole. 
 Una vice I praise myself, then I repent, 
 Omnia sunt hominum tenui pendentia filo. 
 
 To drink the good wine fui generatus. 
 
 To hoard up my treasure non exstiti natus. 
 
 Certain it is I am not locupletatus, 
 
 For the miser was never to Heaven exaltatus ; 
 
 Despice divitias si vis animo esse beatus. 
 
 As yet, remark, there is no censorship of literature. 
 The poet is free ; to be sure, if he allows himself undue 
 license, there are irregular penalties not laid down by 
 law. His tongue may be pierced, or his eyes put out, 
 or his ears sliced. These are little dangers in the way, 
 but thej^ are rarely met with. Most trouveres and Jong- 
 leurs say just what they please, as privileged as the 
 King's fool. Literature is free, and for a good three 
 hundred years, every one, saving the respect due to the 
 church, may sing, recite, or narrate any thing he likes ; 
 which is, above all, the most important point to remem- 
 ber about that mediaeval life in which the songs of the 
 minstrel played so great a part. 
 
 All this brings us to Rutebeuf, who occupies a middle 
 
28 RUTEBEUF. 
 
 position between the jongleur and trouvere. When he 
 is out of luck he is the people's poet ; when things go 
 well with him, he frequents great lialls, and sings for 
 lords and ladies. We know nothing of his life except 
 what we can construct from his poems. His contempo- 
 raries never mention him. And yet of all the trouveres 
 he is the most original, the most real, and therefore the 
 most attractive. The short biography which follows 
 I tender with great deference to that historical spirit 
 which requires proof. For of proof there is little. It 
 is evolved from the careful reading of his poems and 
 attention to the circumstances of the time. Some of 
 the details may be wrong ; the broad facts I am sure 
 are true. 
 
 He was born early in the thirteenth century, of hum- 
 ble parentage, as his name denotes. He was a quick, 
 sharp lad, and being endowed with a marvellously sweet 
 voice, Avas taken into the service of the church in some 
 Champagne town. Here he received from the monks 
 the rudiments of learning, and was taught to sing and 
 play. 
 
 Some benefactor — perhaps the abbot, perhaps the 
 seigneur — assisted him to go to the University of Paris, 
 where he fought, gambled, sung, danced, -and comported 
 himself like young Frollo till the time came when the 
 stream of bounty ceased, and the grim necessity of labor 
 stared him in the face. No thesis had been held ; no 
 degree had been conferred ; no learning had been ac- 
 quired. But the sweet boyish soprano was now a fine, 
 vigorous tenor; his knowledge of musical instruments 
 had extended till there was nothing he could not play, 
 from the lute to the bagpipes ; and he could sing and 
 recite countless songs and fabliaux. 
 
 Great Gaster, first Master of Arts, according to Rabe- 
 
ON THE TRAMP. 29 
 
 lais, decreed that he should be a minstrel. So he copied 
 out his own verses fair, made up the budget which was 
 to form his '' entertainment," tied up his personal belong- 
 ings, which would make but a small parcel, and, with 
 his lute in his hand, started on the tramp. Going on 
 the tramp in his century was more picturesque than at 
 present, undoubtedly ; and could the minstrel have fore- 
 seen the advent of a day when all the splendor of cos- 
 tume was to vanish, with the glittering of armor, and 
 the glory of banners, he would certainly have enjoyed 
 his march more. On the other hand, there were rob- 
 bers — not so many as were to come a hundred years 
 later, which might also have consoled a prophet — but 
 still enough to convey a lasting and ever-present sense 
 of danger. You might at any time be caught and plun- 
 dered of ever}^ thing. If you were suspected of having 
 portable property concealed, there were a thousand 
 ingenious and persuasive arts by which you would be 
 induced to tell what and where it was. Few natures 
 can resist the pleading of a brigand, accompanied by the 
 prod of his knife — though this was elementary. There 
 were twistings by the thumbs and by the wrist, parboil- 
 ings, partial roastings, with other rough and handy 
 measures of persuasion. Above all, since dead men 
 alone tell no tales, there was always the nearest tree to 
 be dreaded. Therefore, when men journeyed in a small 
 company, so far from the minstrel being encouraged to 
 beguile the way by song, he would be more often warned 
 not to bring the enemy upon them by his unseasonable 
 noise. And in winter time there were wolves — troops 
 and swarms of wolves. 
 
 In the great towns there were always inns where 
 money was to be made, and public j^laces where a plat- 
 form could be erected ; between the towns lay the cas- 
 
30 RUTEBEUF. 
 
 ties, and it was too often the minstrel's unhappy lot to 
 find in the seigneur a man with no more taste for music 
 than a Babbage, or already cleaned out by previous 
 visitors. 
 
 It Avas not for a poor minstrel like Rutebeuf to despise 
 the village jplace and the stage of the jongleur. Dressed 
 in the conventional robe which proclaimed his calling 
 in the triple capacity of singer, quack, and traveller, he 
 posed upon the boards and sang his song before he sold 
 his drugs. Who has toothache ? Who has rheumatism ? 
 Who wants to be 3'oung again? Behold the elixir of 
 life ; behold the herb gathered at peril of life and limb 
 from under the very nose of the Paj-nim. The price is 
 nominal, for the vendor has no other motive in selling it 
 than the good of his kind. And as to the qualifications 
 of the wandering philanthropist — but listen to the song 
 of Autol^'cus : — 
 
 Hola ! lords and ladies all, 
 Gentles great and villains small, 
 Hear what luck doth you befall 
 
 On this day. 
 There is no decit or guile. 
 You will own it, if a while 
 
 You will stay. 
 
 , Sit down all, 'twill please you well, 
 
 "While my tale I sing and tell, 
 
 Strange and rare. 
 Sirs, I am a doctor wise. 
 Many lands have seen these eyes, 
 Here and there. 
 
 Cairo's city knows my face ; 
 There I treated for a space 
 
 Man and maid. 
 Then I cross'd me o'er the seas, 
 'Till my ship brought me to Greece, 
 
 Where I stay'd. 
 
THE CHARLATAN. 31 
 
 Next to Italy I came, 
 
 Laden with my gold and fame, 
 
 Curing all. 
 There I found herbs strange to see, 
 Fit to heal all ills that be, 
 
 Great and small. 
 
 Thence I journeyed to the stream 
 Where the precious jewels gleam. 
 
 Day and night. 
 But, alas ! I could not land, 
 Prester John was close at hand 
 
 With his might. 
 
 Yet they brought me from the port 
 Stones and gems of such a sort, 
 
 (Magic art,) 
 That at merest touch the dead 
 Come to life and lift their head, 
 
 Light of heart. 
 
 Leaving the road, Rutebeuf settled down in Paris, 
 where it is sad \o relate that he took to the line on which 
 satirists, the most independent, as they are also the 
 most virtuous, of men, are especially severe — he began 
 to court the great. He depended entirely on patronage, 
 wrote songs to order, preached up the Crusades, though 
 his heart must have felt ready to burst as each success- 
 ful song armed another of the knights his patrons, and 
 sent him far from his reach to die on the sands of Africa ; 
 wept floods of tears, to please the saintly king, over cap- 
 tive Jerusalem ; and only occasionally allowed himself 
 the luxury of writing to please himself. 
 
 He was always horribly poor, mainly because he was 
 " sair hadden doon " by thcvice of gambling : — 
 
 I gape with hunger, I cough with cold. 
 
 My bed is of thorns, and my clothes are old ; 
 
 I sit forlorn, with my pockets bare, 
 
 In Paris, the city of all good fare ; 
 
 And I lie all day on my pallet bed. 
 
 Because I've no money to buy me bread. 
 
32 RUTEBEUF. 
 
 In the midst of his poverty, and with the absence of 
 prudence which distinguishes ahke the poet and the 
 parson — their only point of resemblance — he married, 
 and had a large family. What became of the younger 
 Rutebeufs I do not know, but Ave may fear the worst, 
 from the example set them by their thriftless father. 
 In one of those heav}^ moods which fall sometimes upon 
 all bards, he had the bad taste to write about his own 
 wife, even to complain of her age and ugliness. No 
 doubt the poor woman, who certainly could not read, 
 never saw her husband's verses : — 
 
 Home and money I had none : 
 Yet I married. Was it done 
 
 Out of pure good-will — 
 All to cheer and comfort those 
 Who hate my luck and love my woes, 
 
 And would wish me ill? 
 
 Such a wife, too, I must choose : 
 Poor and ragged as her spouse : 
 
 Pale and thin of face. 
 Neither fair nor young was she, 
 Fifty years her age might be, 
 
 Tall and scant of grace. 
 
 However, having married, he must work harder. 
 Day after day he has to go out, carrying his bag as well 
 as his lute — for he receives payment in kind for his 
 songs : — 
 
 When home I go with a swollen pack 
 Swinging heavily at my back, 
 My wife jumps up with a joyful cry, 
 And throws her spindle and spinning by. 
 
 And then there is roasting of chickens, buying of new 
 bread, and rejoicing of the children. 
 
 But there are too many children. While his wife is 
 C(Hi fined with another baby, the nurse brings back the 
 
AGE AND DEATH, 33 
 
 last, for which she has not been paid, and threatens to 
 leave it at the house unless the poor distracted trouvere 
 will pay her bill. " Leave it here ? " he cries in exas- 
 peration, " to bellow all about the house ? " He will do 
 nothing for the child. He loses his temper, and cries 
 out, impatiently : — 
 
 Cil dame Diex qui le fist nestre ^ 
 Li doinst chevance. 
 
 Which, gentle reader, you may translate for yourself. 
 
 Presently more misfortunes fall upon him, and he 
 compares himself to Job : he loses the sight of one eye, 
 the one which sees best ; he gets poorer instead of richer, 
 and, worse than all, he gets old. 
 
 Alas! the years of youth are o'er, 
 
 Its many sports are spent ; 
 Age is come, I sing no more, 
 
 'Tis time that I repent. 
 
 So, too, La Fontaine laments his sins when he is too 
 old to sin any more : — 
 
 Iklille autres passions, des sages condamnees, 
 Ont pris comme a I'envi la fleur de mes annees. 
 
 So, too, Henry Murger, Marot, Villon. They are all 
 alike. When the last hour comes they send for the 
 priest, and patch up a hasty peace with the church. 
 Good, easy-going French church ! She receives all 
 these sinners on the easiest terms, gives them the kiss 
 of a mother who only laughs at the follies of her chil- 
 dren, and promises tliem, before they go to bed, forgive- 
 ness and a whole hoHday for the morrow. 
 
 So the trouvere puts down his lute, heaves a sigh, and! 
 dies. Songs, ballads, exhortations to the Crusades, /rt5-| 
 liaux, mysteries and miracles, and poems against the. 
 monks — these are the literary baggage of Rutebeuf. 
 
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34 RUTEBEUF. 
 
 As regards the last, he is the boldest assailant of the 
 church ; not for her doctrines, understand, but for the 
 evil lives of her servants : — 
 
 Iler sons are sleeping, watch and ward are left 
 In peril great — of all but God bereft. 
 
 He is beside himself when he attacks the hypocrites ; 
 he would like to hang them all : — 
 
 Fans papelars, fans hypocrites, 
 Fausse vie menez et orde; 
 Qui vous pendroit a vostre corde 
 II auroit faict bonne journee. 
 
 He was not, however, the first who assailed hypoc- 
 risy. We find the hypocrite in the '^ Castoiement d'un 
 pdre a un fils" (translated fiom the " Disciplina Cleri- 
 
 calis"): — 
 
 Fair without and clean I am, 
 Clothed in the skin of a stolen lamb. 
 
 We shall meet him afterwards perpetually, till he cul- 
 minates in Tartuffe. Hear what Rutebeiif says about 
 monks : — 
 
 By many a shift and many a part 
 
 Live tliey who know no trade or art 
 
 To gain their life in honest way. 
 
 Some clothe themselves in sackcloth gray, 
 
 And some, to show the good they do, 
 
 Go without shirts the whole year through. 
 
 The Jacobins, so rich at home, 
 Rule Paris here, and there rule Rome ; 
 Kings and Apostles both are they, 
 And year by year still grows their sway. 
 
 For when one dies, if in his will • ' 
 
 The Order be not mention'd. still 
 His soul may wai-t without, that so 
 The Order thus may greater grow. 
 
THE FABLIAU. 35 
 
 In the " Chanson des Ordres " Rutebeuf parades the 
 whole crew of monks, bestowing an impartial flagella- 
 tion on each in turn. There is the Jacobin, the Corde- 
 lier, the Carmelite, the Trappist. 
 
 Then there is, all by himself in a separate " diz," the 
 Pharisee, clad in a simple robe, pale and dried of face, 
 with austere air, cruel and malicious more than lion, 
 leopard, or scorpion. And lastly, there is the b<^guine, 
 who (whatever she does, whether she weeps or laughs, 
 sleeps or dreams) is always a saint : — 
 
 Sa parole est prophetic, 
 SVll rit, c'est compaignie; 
 S'ell pleure, c'est devocion; 
 S'ell dort, ell est ravie; 
 S'ell songe, c'est vision; 
 S'ell ment, n'en creez mie. 
 
 Rutebeuf is also the author of the very best of the 
 old miracle plays. Short as it is, it is written with a 
 firm hand. The situations are effective, simple, and 
 striking. 
 
 This is hardly the place for a notice of his '' Theo- 
 philus," the study of which belongs to th^ history of 
 miracles and mysteries. Like \i\^ fabliaux., it is remark- - 
 able for the great clearness of treatment. 
 
 But the principal function of the minstrel was to put 
 into a poetical form all the stories which he could col- 
 lect together, and to tell over again those which others 
 had collected. Th.^, fabliau is, above all, the true place 
 to look for mediseval fun, satire, or humor, as well as for 
 mediaeval manners and customs. The fabliau was 
 essentially the amusement of the winter evenings ; happy 
 he who could write a new one or furbish up an old one. 
 
 Here the cure and the friar come to well-merited 
 grief; here the jealous husband is outwitted; here la 
 
36 RUTEBEUF, 
 
 femme — the life and soul of the stories — is alternately 
 glorified and disgraced — ofttimes the latter: — 
 
 Feme est de trop foible nature, 
 De noient rit, de iioient pleure. 
 Feme aime et het en trop poi d'eure. 
 
 Here is the story of the " Medecin malgre lui ; " here 
 that of Griselda — " Griselidis " — the type of patient 
 conjugal virtue ; and here the real popular belief about 
 religion. An example of the last is the fabliau of the 
 ^^ Villain who gained Paradise by pleading." 
 
 The poor rustic dies ; he is so humble that no one, 
 neither angel nor devil, cares to have any thing to do 
 with his soul. He wanders alone and unmolested, till 
 he finds himself at the gates of Heaven. 
 
 I tell a tale that once I read : 
 
 'Tis of a villain long since dead, 
 
 And of his soul. He passed away 
 
 One Friday at the close of day. 
 
 When it behooved the man to die, 
 
 Angel or devil, none was by; 
 
 And so the soul, from body reft. 
 
 Stood waiting there unheeded left. 
 
 None came to claim it ; all in awe, 
 
 Yet half rejoiced, the poor soul saw 
 
 No devil instant flames command, 
 
 No angel's smiling face at hand. 
 
 Then looking curious here and there. 
 
 Perceived a distant portal, where 
 
 Saint Michael's self was leading straight 
 
 A happy soul through Heaf en's gate. 
 
 The villain followed, till at last 
 
 To Paradise itself he passed. 
 
 Saint Peter, Heaven's porter, who 
 
 Had opened gates to let them through, 
 
 The soul received by Michael brought. 
 
 And then his eyes the villain caught. 
 
 " Who art thou? " asked he, when he saw 
 
 The soul come in against the law. 
 
THE VILLAIN IN PARADISE. 37 
 
 " Here is there entrance none, except 
 For those by judgment strict elect. 
 Besides, in truth, by Saint Gillain, 
 We want not here base-born villain." 
 To whom the villain made reply, 
 " No worse than you, fair saint, am I ; 
 Harder are you than any stone ; 
 Small honor have the churches won 
 From your apostleship, 'Twas you 
 Who did deny your Saviour true." 
 Ashamed and angry, Peter stayed, 
 And called Saint Thomas to his aid. 
 Saint Thomas, " Leave the case to me, 
 Not long in Heaven his soul shall be." 
 Then to the villain goes, and, " Say 
 By what authority you stay, 
 False villain, where no soul may come 
 Without escort? This is no home 
 For such as you. From Paradise 
 Begone at once." 
 
 The villain cries, 
 *' Ah I Thomas, Thomas, is it well 
 For thee such measure rude to tell ? 
 Art thou not he who, doubting still, 
 Would'st not confess thy Lord until, 
 False and of little faith, I ween. 
 His very wounds thine eyes had seen? " 
 Saint Thomas, grieved, with answer none. 
 Bent low his head, and next is gone 
 Straight to Saint Paul. " Now, by my head," 
 Cried Paul, " this villain shall be sped, — 
 Villain," said he, " you enter here, 
 Regardless of all right, all fear; 
 Know, villain base, of low degree, 
 That Paradise is not for thee: 
 Therefore begone." 
 
 " What!" cried the soul, 
 " Do I behold the Apostle Paul? 
 Paul, he who, cruel beyond compare. 
 Stoned Stephen, first of martyrs fair? 
 Full well I know thy life of old, 
 How many a man, betray'd and sold. 
 
88 RUTEBEUF. 
 
 "Was put to death by thee and thine, 
 Apostle fair, and saint divine. 
 Hal have I not thy exploits heard? " 
 Saint Paul, abashed, with never a word 
 In answer, with confusion burned, 
 And to the other two returned. 
 
 It will easily be guessed that it is well not to trans- 
 late any further. The villain is allowed to remain in 
 Heaven. 
 
 This boldness in dealing with subjects of the deepest 
 reverence is entirely characteristic of the fabliau. It is 
 due partly to their mock religious ceremonies, and partly 
 to the intense luitred of the monks which overran all 
 France in the three centuries immediately preceding the 
 Reformation. Thus, we have the lover's Paternoster, 
 where every clause is a peg for amatory sentiments ; 
 the Credo of the Ribaut ; — 
 
 Credo — I believe in dice; 
 "Without a penny for the price 
 Full often have they got me meat. 
 Good wine to drink, and friends to treat; 
 And sometimes, too, when luck went worse, 
 They've stripped me clean of robe and purse. 
 
 And so on. There is the Credo of the usurer. He is 
 dying, and makes his last confession : — 
 
 Credo — this my faith receive: 
 
 In my coffers I believe. 
 
 In Deum — what shall I do? 
 
 My wife is such a thriftless shrew. 
 
 Patrem — if I leave her these, 
 
 And get well of my disease, 
 
 Half at least she'd waste and spend. 
 
 Omnipolenfem — ah ! my friend, 
 
 I remember how, one day. 
 
 Five whole livres she threw away; 
 
 And a hundred sous and more — 
 
 Creatorem — gone before. 
 
THE ASS'S TESTAMENT. 89 
 
 There are knightly stories, and tricks of villains. 
 There is the story of Narcissus, of Graelent, of Aucassin 
 and Nicolette, the prettiest of pretty stories ; the lay of 
 Aristotle, and a thousand tales which may be read still 
 with pleasure. Grave faults there are, of course, and a 
 selection must be made. 
 
 The fabliau^ every thing by turns, was thus the real 
 instructor of the people, who could read nothing, were 
 taught nothing, knew nothing. It was for this reason 
 that the churcli, taking alarm at the great influence 
 which the satirical fahliaiix had obtained, devised the 
 plan of teaching sound doctrines by the same means. 
 In these was inculcated the worship of the Virgin, of 
 different saints, the duty and rewards of keeping up the 
 church, of paying dues, attending services, and the like. 
 And then people began to yawn, and so the fabliau 
 went into disrepute. But that was long after Rutebeuf 
 wrote the following, which is the story of the " Ass's 
 Last Will and Testament," with which we will finish 
 this chapter : — 
 
 A priest there M'as in times of oltl, 
 
 Fond of his cliureh, but fonder of gold, 
 
 AVho spent liis days and all liis thought ' 
 
 In getting ^vvhat he preached was nought. \ 
 
 Ilis I'h'sts were full of robes and stuif, 
 
 Corn tilled his garners to the roof, 
 
 Stored up against the fair-times gay, 
 
 From Saint Remy to Easter Day. 
 
 An ass he had within his stable, 
 
 A beast most sound and valuable. 
 
 For twenty years he lent his strength 
 
 For the priest his master, till at length, 
 
 "Worn out with work and age, he died. 
 
 The priest, .who loved him, wept and cried; 
 
 And, for his service long and hard, 
 
 Buried him in his own churchyard. 
 
 Now turn we to another thing: 
 'Tis of a bishop that I sing. 
 
40 RUTEBEUF. 
 
 No greedy miser he, I ween; 
 Prelate so generous ne'er was seen. 
 Full well he loved in company 
 Of all good Christians still to be; 
 When he was well, his pleasure still, 
 His medicine best when he was ill. 
 
 Always his hall was full, and there 
 
 His guests had ever best of fare. 
 
 Whate'er the bishop lack'd or lost 
 
 Was bought at once despite the cost; 
 
 And so in spite of rent and score, 
 
 The bishop's debts grew more and more. 
 
 For true it is — this ne'er forget — 
 
 AVho spends too much gets into debt. 
 
 One day his friends all with him sat, 
 
 The bishop talking this and that, 
 
 Till the discourse on rich clerks ran, 
 
 Of greedy priests, and how their plan 
 
 Was all good bishops still to grieve, 
 
 And of their dues their lords deceive. 
 
 And then the priest of whom I've told 
 
 Was mention'd; how he loved his gold. 
 
 And because men do often use 
 
 More freedom than the truth would choose, 
 
 They gave him wealth, and wealth so much, 
 
 As those like him could scarcely touch. 
 
 " And then beside, a thing he's done. 
 
 By which great profit might be won, 
 
 Could it be only spoken here." 
 
 Quoth the bishop, " Tell it without fear." 
 
 *' He's worse, my lord, than Bedouin, 
 
 Because his own dead ass, Baldwin, 
 
 He buried in the sacred ground." 
 
 " If this is truth, as shall be found," 
 
 The bishop cried, " a forfeit high 
 
 Will on his worldly riches lie. 
 
 Summon this wicked priest to me; 
 
 I will myself in this case be 
 
 The judge. If Robert's word be true, 
 
 Mine are the fine and forfeit too." 
 
 The priest comes when summoned. 
 
 " Disloyal! God's enemy and mine, 
 Prepare to pay a heavy fine. 
 
THE ASS'S TESTAMENT. 41 
 
 Thy ass thou buriest in the place 
 
 Sacred by church. Now, by God's grace, 
 
 I never heard of crime more great. 
 
 What! Christian men with asses wait? 
 
 Now, if this thing be proven, know 
 
 Surely to prison thou wilt go." 
 
 *' Sir,'" said the priest, " thy patience grant; 
 
 A short delay is all I want. 
 
 Not that I fear to answer now — 
 
 But give me what the laws allow." 
 
 And so the bishop leaves the priest, 
 
 AVho does not feel as if at feast. 
 
 But still, because one friend remains, 
 
 He trembles not at prison pains. 
 
 His purse it is which never fails 
 
 For tax or forfeit, fine or vails. 
 
 The term arrived, the priest appeared, 
 And met the bishop, nothing feared; 
 For 'neath his girdle safe there hung 
 A leathern purse, well stocked and strung 
 "With twenty pieces fresh and bright. 
 Good money all, none clipped or light. 
 " Priest," said the bishop, "if thou have 
 Answer to give to charge so grave, 
 'Tisnow the time." 
 
 " Sir, grant me leave 
 My answer secretly to give. 
 Let me confess to you alone, 
 And, if needs be, my sins atone." 
 The bishop bent his head to hear, 
 The priest he whispered in his ear : 
 " Sir, spare a tedious tale to tell — 
 My poor ass served me long and well. 
 For twenty years my faithful slave. 
 Each year his work a saving gave 
 Of twenty sous — so that in all 
 To twenty hvres the sum will fall. 
 And, for the safety of his soul. 
 To you, my lord, he left the whole." 
 " 'Twas rightly done," the tishop said, 
 And gravely shook his godly head : 
 " And, that his soul to heaven may go, 
 My absolution I bestow. " 
 
42 RUTEBEUF. 
 
 Now have you heard a truthful lay, 
 How with rich priests the bishops play, 
 And Rutebeuf the moral draws 
 That, spite of kings' and bishops' laws, 
 No evil times hath he to dread 
 Who still hath silver at his need. 
 
 Note ox Reynard the Fox. 
 
 During these centuries there were gradually grownng up the 
 various stories which go to make the immense assemblage known 
 as "Reynard the Fox." The Reynard series, which in France 
 numbers some three hundred and twenty thousand lines, began, it 
 is quite uncertain when, but probably in the tenth or eleventh cen- 
 tury, with the Latin poem of Reinardiis Vulpes. This was written 
 somewhere east of the Rhine, and somewhere north of the Loire. 
 jNo other limits can be assigned, no other date can be given. It is 
 .absurd for the Germans to claim the work, as they have done, and 
 .almost as absurd for the French. Let us give the original Reynard 
 jto Belgium. 
 
 I This enormous work, wherein the whole of the mediaeval life is 
 /represented, its satire, its ambitions, its desires, its follies, may be 
 I compared to a great cathedral, round which are grouped the 
 smaller chapels, each the idea of a different architect, while in the 
 building itself every artist has been free to carve what he pleased, 
 and every workman seems to have left his iildividual mark. The 
 names of the poets have perished. Here and there one tells us 
 something about himself. " I am a priest of La Croix en Brie," 
 says one. ''I am a merchant and a grocer," says another. And 
 thus each adds his quota to the stupendous whole and goes away. 
 
 I can only here briefly indicate the main points of the old 
 French Renart. 
 
 The legend has been divided into three periods perfectly distinct. 
 The first, which contained the Reinardus Vulpes, the French, 
 Flemish, and German Reynard, brings us to the beginning of the 
 thirteenth century. 
 
 The second, containing the " Crowning of Reynard," belongs 
 also to the thirteenth century. 
 
 The third belongs to a new state of society, in the fifteenth cen- 
 tury, and contains Renart le contrefait. 
 
 The first period is the one best known. It is on this poem that 
 Goethe has made his Reineke Fuchs. Reynard is a proper name, 
 like that of Isengrin for the wolf. The dramatis personce are — to 
 
REYNARD THE FOX. 43 
 
 give them their French names — Noble the lion, B run the bear, 
 Firapel the leopard, Brichemer the stag, Tardif the snail, bearer of 
 the royal banner, Bernar;! the ass and archbishop, Tybert the cat, 
 Belin the ram. Escoffle the kite, Tiercelin the raven — these three 
 last are confessors. Chanticleer the cock, Grimbert the badger, 
 Cointerians the monkey, Rakenau the she-monkey, the last three 
 being near relations of Reynard. 
 
 Reynard is not bound by any of the rules of chivalric honor. 
 He runs away. He hides and waits. He lies, thieves, and prac- 
 tises every sort of dishonorable action. He relies on his cunning 
 more than his strength. He is poor. He lives retired in his castle 
 of Malpertuis with llermeline his wife, and his three sons Perce- 
 haie, Malebranche, and Rovel. Sometimes there is nothing to eat. 
 Then Reynard makes the children an improving speech and goes 
 out to see what he can pick up. 
 
 His quarrels and battle with Tsengrin are tha, principal inci- 
 dents. We need not follow a well-known story^'<As for the satire, 
 all that the Middle Ages venerated, all that they practised with 
 faith and with love — pilgrimages, crusades, miracles, pious le- 
 gends, judicial duels, confession, chivalry, all are parodied here 
 without indignation, without violence, with a gentle irony which 
 is none the less profound for its hghtness. The hen, murdered by 
 Reynard, is canonized — miracles are wrought upon her tomb. 
 These must be true, hecaus<e ihey are attested hy the dog. Reynard 
 then asks the king's permission to expiate his faults, is told that 
 he may go, though the king does not approve of pilgrimages and 
 
 pilgrims — 
 
 For all obsen^e this custom sad, 
 They set out good and come back bad. 
 
 The popularity of these poems is significant of a great deal. 
 TVe see in them the feeling that there is something besides brute 
 force ; that cunning and craft may prevail against the stately 
 strength of the knight in chain armor. 
 
 " Miex valt engien que ne fet force." 
 
 A new ruler is to be bom, a new career open to those who are 
 able to seize upon it; it is the rule of those who have brains over 
 those who have none. And as for the church, this "Roman de 
 Renart" afEords another proof of the great fact that never once 
 has the mind of man acquiesced in the rule of priests. Kings have 
 imposed it for the sake of order ; scholars have been silent for the 
 sake of order; good priests themselves have accepted it for the sake 
 of order. The honest sense of the people, terrified at times by 
 superstitious terrors, has all along known that it was a false and 
 a cruel thino-, hateful to God. and harmful to man. 
 
Chapter III. 
 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 Be it right or -wrong, these men among 
 
 On women do complain ; 
 Affirming this, how that it is 
 
 A labor spent in vain 
 To love them well ; for never a dele 
 
 They love a man again. 
 
 The Nut-Brown Maid. 
 
 WJ^ have to treat of a book which for two hundred 
 ^ ^ and fifty years continued to live as a sort of Bible 
 in France ; the source whence its readers drew their 
 maxims of morality, their philosophy, their science, their 
 histor}^ and even their religion ; and which, after hav- 
 ing retained its popularity for a length of time almost 
 unparalleled in the history of literature, was revived with 
 success after the Renaissance, the only mediaeval book 
 which for a long space of years enjoyed, this distinction 
 in France. 
 
 I shall endeavor to show some of the reasons of this 
 long-continued success, and to prove that the book, 
 once the companion of knights and dames, of damoiseaux 
 and damoiselles^ has the strongest claims on the student 
 of the Middle Ages ; that it is not a congeries of dry 
 and dead bones of antiquity, not a mass of mediaeval 
 fables, but a book full of ideas, information, and sugges- 
 tion — a book warm with life. 
 
 English readers know the *' Romance of the Rose " 
 through the translation which is attributed to Chaucer. 
 Whether it be really his or not is a matter which does 
 
REASONS OF SUCCESS. 45 
 
 not concern us here, and to save trouble in explanation, 
 I will refer to it as Chaucer's translation. It is unfor- 
 tunate, in some respects, that it contains only a portion 
 , — viz., the first 5,170 lines, and then, with an omission 
 of 5,544 lines, about 1,300 more. It gives entire the 
 portion contributed by Guillaume de Lorris, and as 
 much of the remainder as fell in most readily with the 
 humor of the translator, the attack on the hypocrisy of 
 monks and friars. But by omitting all the rest, amount- 
 ing to about two-thirds of the whole, he has failed alto- 
 gether in giving the spirit of the work ; and those who 
 read only Chaucer's version would certainly be at a loss 
 to explain the rapid, extraordinary, and lasting popular- 
 ity which the book achieved. 
 
 The reasons of this popularity have, indeed, been the 
 subject of considerable discussion among French critics. 
 Pasquier speaks of its " noble sentiments," and consid- 
 ers that its object was moral — viz., to show that love is 
 but a dream. Roquefort can see in it only a long and 
 rather stupid allegory, enlivened by occasional gleams 
 of poetry; Villemain considers it a mere gioze on Ovid's 
 " Art of Love," with a melange of abstractions, allego- 
 ries, and scholastic subtleties. Nisard deduces from its 
 popularity a proof of its entire conformity with the spirit 
 of the age — an. almost obvious conclusion. Other 
 writers, Goujet among the number, try to account for 
 its success by the reputation which Jean de Meung 
 enjoyed as an alchemist, and the belief that the great 
 secrets of the science were to be found in the poem : a 
 manifestly inadequate reason, because the proportion of 
 alchemists to the rest of his readers must have been 
 small indeed. Others, among whom were Molinet and 
 Marot — of whom more presently — thought its success 
 was due to a double allegory which they found in it ; 
 
46 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 while Professor Morley and Mr. Thomas Wright, the 
 latest writers who have given any account of the book 
 — both of them meagre, diy, and niiinteresting — do 
 not attempt to explain its popularity at all. There are 
 sufficient reasons why the book sprang at once into 
 favor, which I hope presently to explain. The great 
 success which it attained is illustrated by the number 
 and weight of its assailants. Foremost among these 
 was Gerson, the " most Christian doctor." He calls it 
 a book written for the basest purposes ; he says that if 
 there were only one copy of it in the world, and if he 
 were offered fifty pounds in gold for it, he would rather 
 burn it : that those who have it ought to give it up to 
 their father confessors to be destroyed : and that even 
 if it were certain — which was unfortunately far from 
 being the case, the contrary being presumable — that 
 Jean de Meung had repented his sins in sackcloth and 
 ashes, it would be no more use praying for him than for 
 Judas Iscariot himself. Cursing so ecclesiastical, invec- 
 tive so angry, stimulated public curiosity more and 
 more, and instead of copies being given to confessors to 
 be burned, copies were given to scribes to be multiplied. 
 Assailants came every day unto the field. Christine de 
 Pisan, later on, took up the cause of her sex, and vin- 
 dicated womankind from the sweeping charges made 
 against them by the poet ; while Martin Franc, who 
 styled himself " Le Champion des Dames," wrote an 
 elaborate apology for his clients, which has all the drear- 
 iness of the " Romance of the Rose," and none of its 
 brightness. The one is a desert indeed ; the. other is a 
 desert with oases. 
 
 The book is the work of two writers, Guillaume de 
 Lorris and Jean de Meung. The earlier of these seems 
 to have died about the time that his successor was born. 
 
GUILLAUME LORRIS. 47 
 
 Of his life we know absolutely nothing. He came from 
 the little town of Loriis, where, it is said, the house in 
 which he was born is still shown. Two or three lines 
 in the poem are cited to prove the date of his birth and 
 death, and at the close of his part we get the following 
 note by a scholiast : — 
 
 Here William died; his song was done. 
 
 AVhen forty years had passed away, 
 Sir John the romance carried on, 
 
 And here commencing, told the lay. 
 
 While Jean de Meung himself says, safely prophesying 
 about himself: — 
 
 Car quant Guillaurae cessera 
 Jehan le continuera 
 Apres^a mort, que je ne mente, 
 Anns trespasses plus de quarente. 
 
 So that if we fix the date of Jean de Meung, we have 
 that of Guillaume de Lorris. Now, there is nothing to 
 help us except a tradition that Guillaume died in the 
 middle of the thirteenth century, and whatever internal 
 evidence the book itself affords. Most writers, because 
 the order of Knights Templars is mentioned as still 
 existing, have been content to date the book- at about 
 1806, the year before the destruction of the fraternity; 
 but the poet mentions Charles of Anjou as King of Sic- 
 ily. We have, therefore, a much narrower limit, viz., 
 the year 1282. It is sufficient for our purpose to date 
 Jean de Meung's authorship at about 1280, and that of 
 Guillaume de Lorris at 1240. 
 
 It is not at all certain that Guillaume de Lorris was 
 very young when he feigned his dream. The hero of 
 the poem is necessarily a young man, because early 
 manhood is the period of vehement desire and passion. 
 Twenty is the typical age of early manhood : that age 
 
48 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 may have very well been selected as the one best fitted 
 for dreams of love and the adventures of a lover. I am, 
 however, inclined to believe, on the whole, that the 
 poem was written when he was still quite young. A 
 tradition which only recalls one fact is generally true, 
 and the one fact recorded of the poet is that he died 
 quite young. Internal evidence, too, appears to support 
 this view. His style bears marks which seem, though 
 one may here be very easily mistaken, those of inexpe- 
 rience. Thus, the imaginative faculty is abundant, 
 and even luxuriant ; the descriptive power, fully em- 
 ployed in his portraits of abstract personifications, is 
 very much above the average ; he revels in picturesque 
 accessories and details which his copious fancy has con- 
 jured up ; and his pictures, if they have not always the 
 tone^ have all the vividness, with the prodigality of work, 
 which belongs to a young poet's early style. The ver- 
 sification, moreover, is cold, regular, and monotonous ; 
 there is nothing to indicate the possession of experience 
 or the presence of passion. He has read Ovid, and used 
 him freely to suit his own purposes ; but he wants 
 Ovid's sympathetic power, and tries to supply its place 
 by a certain cold and mannered grace ; his faults being 
 attributable, on the assumption of his early death, more 
 to inexperience and youth, than to any defects which 
 years would not have removed. Considered in this 
 light, his work remains an unfinished monument of 
 early genius, a work which would never have been res- 
 cued from oblivion, but for the splendor of light thrown 
 on it by Jean de Meung. 
 
 Chaucer's translation is exceedingly accurate, giving 
 line for line, and almost word for word, save when he 
 sometimes adds a line to enforce its meaning, or to 
 make it clear. Thus, when translating the famous 
 
 Li robe ne faict pas le moyne, 
 
he ssiys 
 
 CHAUCER'S TRANSLATION. 49 
 
 Habite ne makyth monk ne frere; 
 But clene life and devocioun 
 Makyth gode men of religioun ; 
 
 and Rutebeuf says* — 
 
 Li abis ne fet pas I'ermite. 
 
 The saying itself (for nothing in the " Romance of the 
 Rose " appears to be original) may perhaps be traced to 
 Neckham, who died at Cirencester in 1217 : — 
 
 Non tonsura facit monachum, non horrida vestis^ 
 Sed virtus animi, perpetuusque vigor. 
 
 The great ease of the translation makes it read almost 
 like an original work, though I cannot agree with those 
 who think that the translator has improved on his 
 model. No literal translation, not even the very best, 
 can be free from some stiffness and constraint. At the 
 same time, the felicity with which difficult passages are 
 occasionally rendered may be judged by the following 
 lines, which contain a touch almost worthy of Shirley. 
 Here it is, original and translation, side by side : — 
 
 Les yex gros et si envoisies, Hir eyen greye and glad also, 
 Qu'il rioient tousjors avant That laugheden ay in hir semblaunt, 
 Que la bouchette par couvant. First or the mouth by couvenant. 
 
 That is, her eyes began to laugh before her lips. 
 
 Let us, as briefly as possible, set forth the action of 
 the poem. It begins, like De Guilleville's "Pilgrim- 
 age of Grace," Chaucer's " Court of Love " (borrowed 
 of course, from this), Alain de ITsle's " Complaint of 
 Nature," and a thousand other mediaeval works, with a 
 dream. In the mouth of May — that season when the 
 earth forgets the j)overty of winter, and grows proud 
 of her renewed beaut}^ clotliing herself in a robe of 
 flowers of a hundred colors ; when the birds, silent dur- 
 
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50 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 ing the long cold months, awake again, and are so joyous 
 that they are fain, fer force., to sing, the youth of twenty 
 summers wanders forth, and comes upon the Garden of 
 Delight {Beduit?). We may remark how the walled 
 garden, secured from the outer world, is the mediaeval 
 writer's only idea of scenery. Perhaps our modern 
 craving for the picturesque would be greatly modified 
 if we too were uncertain, like our ancestors, about those 
 wolves, bears, and brigands, whose admiration for wild 
 scenes induces them to inhabit them. 
 
 The wall of the garden is painted with figures of all 
 evil passions, such as Envy, Hatred, Avarice, and Hy- 
 pocrisy (^Papelardle)^ with those of Sorrow, Age, and 
 Poverty. The youth is admitted at a wicket by the 
 Lady Oyseuse (^Idlesse)^ and wanders about, admiring 
 the rows of strange trees, the birds and flowers, the 
 peace and safety of the place. Presently he comes 
 upon Deduit himself, whom Chaucer calls Myrthe : — 
 
 Ful fayre was INIyrthe, ful long and high: 
 A fayrer man I never sigh. 
 
 With him are all his courtiers, including Leesce 
 (Joy):- 
 
 And wot ye who came with them there? 
 The Lady Gladness, bright and fair. 
 
 With the company was the God of Love, accompanied 
 by Doux Regard^ bearing two bows : one of them was 
 crooked and misshapen, the other straight, and beauti- 
 fully wrought. This shows the different impressions of 
 love, or its opposite, produced by the eyes. He had, 
 too, ten arrows (the idea is borrowed from Ovid), five 
 belonging to Love, viz.. Beauty, Simplicity, Frankness, 
 Company, and Fair Semblance ; and five to Dislike, viz., 
 Pride, Villany, Shame, .Despair, and New Thought. 
 
. * GARDEN OF DEDUIT. , 51 
 
 Love was followed as well by Beauty, whose attendants 
 were Riches, Largesse, Franchise, and Courtesy, as 
 Dames d'honneur, each of whom had with her a lover, 
 that of Largesse being '' sib to Arthur, Duke of Bre- 
 taigne." This is intended to illustrate how different 
 qualities attract love. 
 
 The garden is square ; it contains all sorts of fruit- 
 trees, " brought from the country of the Saracens ; " 
 these are set five or six fathoms apart ; wells, fountains, 
 and streams, soft grass and turf, and flowers of every 
 kind. Round the stone-work of one fountain he finds 
 written, "Here died the fair Narcissus" —an accident 
 which enables the poet to narrate at length the full 
 histor}' of that unfortunate swain. Getting over his 
 digression, the youth discovers a rose-bush laden with 
 roses and rosebuds, one of which he desires incontinently 
 to pluck. Here his troubles begin. Love shoots at liim 
 with five arrows, and when he is sick and faint with 
 wounds, calls upon him to surrender, and become his 
 vassal. This he does, giving Love as a gage of fealty 
 his heart, and receiving in return a code of rules which 
 have been imitated by many subsequent poets, notably 
 by Chaucer, in the " Court of Love," and by Charles of 
 Orleans. He also receives as a mark of especial favor, 
 Hope, Doux Penser, Doux Parler, and Doux Regard — 
 Sweet-Thought, Sweet-Speech, and Sweet-Looks, as 
 companions. He makes a rash and ill-considered attempt 
 upon his Rosebud. But Danger is there with Male- 
 bouche. Shame (child of Trespass and Reason), and 
 Chastit}^ the daughter of Shame. He is driven away, 
 loaded with reproaches. His companions leave him, and 
 while he is sitting dejected and despairing Reason comes 
 to him and argues on the folly of love : — 
 
 Love is but madness! I tell you true ; 
 The man who loves can nothing do : 
 
52 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. ' 
 
 He has no profit from the earth ; 
 . If he is clerk, he forgets his learning: 
 If any thing else, whatever his worth. 
 Great is his labor and little his earning. 
 Long and unmeasured and deep the pain: 
 Short is the joy; the fruition vain. 
 
 But the pleading of Reason, as generally happens in 
 such cases, is quite useless. The. lover — 
 
 For still within my heart there glows 
 The breath divine of that sweet Rose — 
 
 goes next to a Friend (Ami), from whom he gets small 
 sympathy, but much practical relief. Acting on his 
 counsel, he begs pardon of Danger, who grants it 
 sulkily. Danger in most mediaeval allegories stands for 
 the husband. Getting Bel Accueil to accompany him, 
 he goes once more to see his Rosebud, which he finds 
 greatly improved. Venus obtains for him the privilege 
 of a kiss. « Shame, Jealousy, and Malebouche are alarmed, 
 and interfere. Danger turns everybody out. Jealousy 
 builds a high tower, in which Bel Accueil is shut up, a 
 prisoner, with Danger and Malebouche to guard him. 
 Outside the tower sits the disconsolate lover, lamenting 
 his misfortunes, and the mutability of love's favors, 
 which he compares to those of Fortune, of whom he 
 says : — 
 
 In heart of man 
 Malice she plants, and labor, and pain; 
 One hour caresses, and smiles, and plays ; 
 Then as suddenly changes her face: 
 Laughs one moment, the next she mourns: 
 Round and round her wheel she turns, 
 All at her own caprice and will. 
 The lowest ascends, and is raised, until 
 He who was highest was low on the ground, 
 And the wheel of Fortune has quite turned round. 
 
 And at this point the poet died — " trespassa Guillaume 
 
SECOND MEANING. 53 
 
 de Lorris." Had he lived to complete his work we 
 should have had a complete '' Ars Amoris," fashioned on 
 the precepts of Ovid, and clothed in an allegory, cold, 
 monotonous, bloodless, though graceful, fanciful, and 
 not devoid of poetic taste. 
 
 Perhaps we should have had more than this. In its 
 simple, first meaning, it is not difficult for any one to 
 make it out. Idleness or Leisure alone makes Pleasure 
 possible ; through Idleness we enter into the garden of 
 Delight, where Love wanders. Youth is the season of 
 love, and Spring is an emblem of youth. The escort 
 of Love is the collection of qualities which belong to 
 the time of youth, and make it happy, such as beauty, 
 wealth, and courtesy. What has Reason to do with 
 Love ? Who can advise but an experienced friend ? 
 The only possession that the vassal can give to Love, 
 the suzerain, is his own heart ; the chief aid to success 
 is Bel Accueil — " fair welcome " — while Envy, Shame 
 (for fear of Malebouche — Calumny), Jealousy, and 
 Chastity protect the maiden. 
 
 So far all is clear and easy to be read. Was there 
 not, however, under an interpretation as easy as that of 
 Bunyan's " Holy War," a second and a deeper meaning ? 
 It is a question not easy to answer. Molinet — the dull 
 and laborious Molinet, who published, towards the end 
 of the fifteenth century, an edition of the book in 
 
 prose — 
 
 Le Homan de la Rose 
 Moralise cler et net, 
 Translate en rime et prose 
 Par votre humble Molinet — 
 
 pretends not only that there is a hidden meaning, but 
 also to discover what this hidden meaning was. " The 
 young man," he tells us, " who awakens from his dream 
 
54 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 is the child born to the light : he is born in the month 
 of May, Avhen the birds sing : the singing of the birds is 
 the preaching cf holy doctors (/)." He dresses, in his 
 dreams, to go ont. This is the entrance of the child into 
 the Avorld, envelojDcd in human miseries : the river repre- 
 sents Baptism ; the orchard is the Cloister of Religion ; 
 outside it, because they cannot enter therein, and have 
 no share or part in Paradise, are the figures of human 
 vices. Ddduit is our Lord ; Ldesce is the Church ; Love 
 is the Holy Spirit ; the eight doves of Veniis's chariot 
 are the eight Beatitudes ; and the combat between Love 
 and the guardians of Bel Accueil is the perpetual con- 
 test between good and evil. Even the story of Narcissus 
 is not without its' meaning; and the pine which shades 
 the fountain is the tree of the Cross, while the fountain 
 itself is the overflowing stream of mercy. Love, again, 
 in the latter part, stands for our Saviour; homage to 
 Him is the profession of faith of a novice ; the command- 
 ments of Love are the vows of chastity and poverty. 
 And the legend of Virginia is an allegory ; the maiden 
 being the soul, and Appius the world. This position he 
 strengthens by deriving, after the fashion of the philolo- 
 gists of the period, the name of Appius from a privative, 
 and pius. 
 
 Clement Marot, on the other hand, in his edition, 
 where he turned the language into French of his OAvn 
 day, and thereby utterly spoiled it, finds an interpreta- 
 tion of his own, quite as ingenious and quite as improb- 
 able as that of Molinet. The Rose is the state of wisdom, 
 *' bien et justemenl conforme a la Rose pour les valeurs, 
 doulours, et odours qui en elle sont : la quelle est a avoir 
 difficile pour les empeschements interposez." It was a 
 Papal Rose, made of gold, and scented with musk and 
 balm ; of gold, on account of the honor and reverence 
 
SECOND MEANING. 55 
 
 due to God ; scented with musk to symbolize the duties 
 of fidelity and justice to our neighbors ; and with balm, 
 because we ought to hold our own souls clear and pre- 
 cious above all worldl}^ things. 
 
 Or, the Rose is the state of Grace, difficult for the 
 sinner to arrive at, and fitly symbolized by the flowers 
 which had sufficient virtue to transform Apuleius from 
 an ass back to his human shape. 
 
 Or, again, the Rose was the Virgin Mary — the Rose 
 of Jericho, pure and spotless, and not to be touched by 
 human hands. 
 
 Fourthly: it was the rose which the Queen of Sheba 
 gave to Solomon, which signified eternal happiness. 
 The interpretations of jMolinet and Marot are both mani- 
 festly absurd, and represent the pedantic trifling of a 
 time, when the taste for double allegories had been 
 carried to a ridiculous extent. And as for Jean de 
 Meung's part there are plenty of touches in it which 
 show that the writer, though no heretic, had little sym- 
 pathy with church matters ; and would certainly not be 
 disposed to spend his time in laboriously concocting a 
 riddle of twenty thousand lines, the answer to which 
 was to be found in the Romish creed. And in Guil- 
 laume de Lorris himself, it is difficult to find a word for 
 or against the church. He was, no doubt, mindful of 
 the stern lesson read to heretics in the crusade of Pro- 
 vence, fresh in all men's recollection. But he had been 
 nurtured and fed on the poetry of the troubadours ; the 
 form of his verse and the turn of his thought were 
 Provencal. Was it likely that so young a writer should 
 escape the spirit of the literature while he studied its 
 form ? And since in a time of violent religious excite- 
 ment, he can find no word of sympathy for a church 
 which persecutes, is it not probable that his sympathies 
 
56 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 are, if not with the church persecuted, at least with the 
 people ? 
 
 Whether this was so or not can never now be satis- 
 factorily answered. He left his poem unfinished, hardly, 
 perhaj)s, begun. Whatever has to be said on the sub- 
 ject of its original plan must be necessarily conjectural. 
 I incline to believe that he did have a religious purpose, 
 which was not understood by Jean de Meung, and that 
 one who bears in mind the religious history of Provence 
 as well as the character of its poetry, may well construct 
 an interpretation of the work of Guillaume de Lorris far 
 more probable and consistent than that of Molinet or of 
 Marot. 
 
 Jean de Meung,^ so called because he was born at the 
 little town of Meung, in the department of Loiret — 
 
 De Jean de Meung s'enfle cours de Loire — 
 
 Jean Clopinel, Limping John, because he was lame — 
 finding himself, some forty years later, with his head 
 stuffed full of all the learning of his time, nearly burst- 
 ing with sentiments, convictions, and opinions on relig- 
 ion, politics, social economy, and science, began, one 
 may suppose, to cast about for some means of getting 
 rid of his burden. Lighting on the unfinished and half- 
 forgotten work of Guillaume de Lorris, he conceived 
 the idea of finishing the allegory, and making it the 
 medium of popularizing his own opinions. He could 
 hardly have hit upon a readier plan. It was not yet a 
 time for popular science ; there were no treatises in the 
 vernacular on history, theology, and political economy, 
 and the only way of getting at people was by means of 
 rhyme. But Jean de Meung was no allegorist arid no 
 
 1 We know next to nothing of his life, but it hardly matters. 
 This is a chapter of " opinions." 
 
JEAN DE MEUNG. 57 
 
 story-teller. He took up the tale, indeed, where his 
 predecessor left it, and carried it on somehow, but in so 
 languid a manner, with so many digressions, turns, and 
 twists, that what little interest was orignally in it goes 
 clean out. Nothing can well be more tedious than those 
 brief portions devoted to the conduct of the story. Love 
 calls his barons together, is defeated, sends an embassy 
 to his mother, Venus, who comes to his assistance ; the 
 fortress is taken, Bel Accueil is released, and the Rose 
 is plucked. In the course of the poem, Malebouche 
 gets his tongue cut out, Deduit, Doux Regard, Ldesce, 
 Doux Penser, and others drop out of the allegory alto- 
 gether ; the Garden is forgotten ; all the little careful 
 accessories of Guillaume de Lorris, such as the arrows 
 of Love and his commandments, are contemptuously 
 ignored. Those that remain are changed, the Friend in 
 the second part being very different from the Friend 
 in the first, while Richesse appears with a new function. 
 Ever}^ incident is made the peg for a digression, and 
 every digression leads to a dozen others. The losses of 
 the old characters are made up by the creation of new 
 ones, and, in Faux Semblant, the hypocrite and monk, 
 Jean de Meung anticipates Rabelais and surpasses 
 Erasmus. 
 
 Between Guillaume de Lorris and his successor there 
 is a great gulf, hardly represented by the forty years of 
 interval. Men's thoughts had widely changed. The 
 influence of ProveuQal poetry was finally and completely 
 gone, and its literature utterly fallen, to be revived after 
 many centuries only by the scholar and the antiquarian. 
 More than this, the thoughts and controversies of men, 
 which had turned formerly upon the foundations of the 
 Christian faith, now turned either on special points of 
 doctrine, or on the foundation and principles of society. 
 
58 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 No writers, so far as I remember, have noticed the 
 entire separation between the two parts of the romance. 
 They are independent works. Even the allegory 
 changes form, and the idea of the trouvere Guillaume 
 was lost and forgotten when his successor professed to 
 carry it on. . 
 
 In passing from one to the other, the transition is like 
 that from a clear, cold mountain stream to a turbid 
 river, whose waters are stained with factory refuse, and 
 whose banks are lined with busy towns. The m3^stic 
 element suddenly disappears. Away from the woodland 
 and the mountains, and among the haunts of men, it 
 cannot live. The idea of love becomes gross and vulgar. 
 The fair, clear voice of the poet grows thick and 
 troubled ; his gaze drops from the heavens to the earth. 
 It is no longer a trouvere bent on developing a hidden 
 meaning, and wrapping mighty secrets of religious truth 
 in a cold and careful allegory ; it is a man, unfortunately 
 a Churchman, eager and impetuous, alive to all the 
 troubles and sorrows of humanity, with a supreme con- 
 tempt for love, and for woman, the object of love, and a 
 supreme carelessness for the things that occupied the 
 mind of his predecessor. We have said that new char- 
 acters were introduced. The boundaries of the old 
 allegory were, indeed, too narrow. Jean de Meung had 
 to build, so to speak, the walls of his own .museum. It 
 was to be a museum which should contain all the knowl- 
 edge of the time ; to hold miscellaneous collections of 
 facts, opinions, legends, and quotations, than which 
 nothing can be more bewildering, nothing more un- 
 methodical, nothing more bizarre. 
 
 As a poet he is certainl}^ superior to his predecessor, 
 though Guillaume de Lorris can only be ranked as a 
 second-rate versifier. He is diffuse, apt to repeat him- 
 
HIS POETRY. 59 
 
 self, generally monotonous, and sometimes obscure. His 
 imagination is less vivid, and his style less clear, than 
 those of Guillaume de Lorris. Occasionally, however, 
 passages of beauty occur. The following for example, 
 diffuse as it is, appears to me to possess some of the 
 elements of real poetry. The poet is describing a 
 tempest folloAved by fair weather. Nature weeps at 
 the wrath of the winds : — 
 
 The air itself, in truth, appears 
 To weep for this in flooded tears. 
 The clouds such tender pity take, 
 Their very clothing they forsake : 
 And for the sorrow that they bear, 
 Put off the ornaments they wear. 
 
 So much they mourn, so much they weep, 
 Their grief and sorrow are so deep, 
 They make the rivers overflow, 
 And war against the meadows low: 
 Then is the season's promise crossed; 
 The bread made dear, the harvest lost, 
 And honest poor who live thereby, 
 Mourn hopes that only rose to die. 
 
 But when the end arrives at last, 
 And fair times come, and bad are passed; 
 When from the sky, displeased and pale. 
 Fair weather robs its rain and hail. 
 And when the clouds perceive once more 
 The thunder gone, the tempest o'er — 
 They then rejoice, too, as they may. 
 And to be comely, bright, and gay. 
 Put on their glorious robes anew, 
 Varied with every pleasant hue ; 
 They hang their fleeces out to dry, 
 Carding and combing as they fly; 
 Then take to spinning, and their thread 
 Abroad through all the heavens spread, 
 With needles white and long, as though 
 Their feathery gauntlets they would sew — 
 
60 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 Harness their steeds, and mount and fly 
 O'er valleys deep and mountains high. 
 
 It is needless, after what has been said, to pursue 
 any further the story of the romance. There is not 
 much lost by this omission, because the work has really 
 little or nothing to do with the allegory, and might 
 simply be called, " The Opinions of Jean de Meung." 
 
 These opinions may be divided into four classes, 
 foremost of which, in his own mind, stands his hatred 
 of monks. In religion he w^as not an infidel, or even a 
 heretic ; he was simply in opposition. He writes, not 
 against sacerdotalism, but against . the inversion of rec- 
 ognized order by the vagabond friars. Order, indeed, 
 he would insist upon as strenuously as Hooker himself ; 
 but order he would subordinate to what he deems the 
 most essential thing, personal holiness. To decry, deride, 
 and hurl contempt on the monastic orders : to put into 
 the strongest possible words the inarticulate popular 
 hatred of these was, we believe, his leading thought 
 when he began his book. 
 
 His second idea was to make an angry, almost furious 
 protest against the extravagant respect paid to women, 
 and an onslaught on their follies and vices. It is very 
 curious, and shows how little he was trammelled by his 
 allegory, that he fails altogether to see how entirely out 
 of place is such an attack in the " Romance of the 
 Rose." 
 
 He had two other principal ideas : one to commu- 
 nicate in the common tongue as much science as the 
 world could boast ; and the other to circulate certain 
 principles of vague and hesitating republicanism which 
 were then beginning to take the place of those religious 
 speculations which occupied men's minds in the early 
 part of the century. 
 
HIS OBJECTS, 61 
 
 Jean de Meung's was not the only book of the time 
 which aimed at being an encyclopsedia, but it was by 
 far the best known and the most widely rSpandn. 
 There were written towards the close of the thirteenth 
 century certain collections called tresors,, especially that 
 written by Dante's master, Brunetto Latini, in French, 
 the recollection of which comforted him even in torment. 
 These tresors were designed to contain every thing that 
 was to be learned, quicquid scibile, in mathematics, 
 physics, astronomy, alchemy, music, speculative philos- 
 ophy, and theology. Readers of old English litera- 
 ture will remember that dreariest of dreary books, 
 Gower's " Confessio Amantis," into which the hapless 
 student plunges without hope, and emerges without 
 profit, having found nothing but vapid imitation, 
 monotonous repetition, and somnolent platitudes. The 
 " Confessio " is a tresor^ and designed to contain all 
 the science of the time. It is adapted, so far as the 
 science goes, from a trSsor called the " Secretum 
 Secretorum." 
 
 Liberal thought, in the time of Jean de Meung, did 
 not attack the domain of doctrine, partly, perhaps, from, 
 an unwillingness to meet the probable consequences of 
 a charge of heresy ; indeed, when doctrine came in its 
 way, it seems to have leaned in the direction of ortho- 
 doxy. Thus we find Jean de Meung siding with 
 Guillaume de St. Amour in an attack on the " Eternal 
 Gospel." That most extraordinary book, ascribed to 
 Joachim, Abbot of Flora,^ which was intended to have 
 the same relation to Christianity which Christianity 
 bears to Judaism, to be at once its fulfilment and its 
 abolition, which was to inaugurate the third and last, 
 the perfect age, that of the Holy Spirit. The «iendi- 
 
 1 See " Revue des Deux Mondes," 1866, vol. 64. 
 
62 THE ROMANCE OE THE ROSE. 
 
 cants, an ignorant, credulous body, quite incapable of 
 appreciating- the consequence of any teaching, espoused 
 the cause of the book ; Guillaume de St. Amour 
 arraigned them, not only of the ordinary vices attributed 
 to them — vices entirely contrary to their vows — but 
 as preachers of doctrines pernicious, false, and heret- 
 ical. Probably Jean de Meung was actuated by esprit 
 de corps, Guillaume de St. Amour being a champion of 
 the University of Paris, as well as by hatred to the 
 monks, and in spite of his hard words, was not moved 
 strongly by any special inimical feeling towards the 
 book. Following the instincts of his time, however, 
 he flatly ascribes its authorship to the Devil, the al- 
 leged author of so many theological books. 
 
 In the book occurs a description of Hell, which is 
 curious, as it shows that Dante classified rather than 
 invented the tortures of the circles : — 
 
 What guerdon, he asks, " can the wicked man look for, save 
 the cord which will hang him to the dolorous gibbet of hell? 
 There will he be riveted with everlasting fetters before the prince 
 of devils; there will he be boiled in cauldrons; roasted before and 
 behind; set to revolve, like Ixion, on cutting wheels turned by the 
 paws of devils; tormented with hunger and thirst, and mocked 
 with fruit and water, like Tantalus, or set to roll stones for ever 
 up hill, like Sisyphus. 
 
 One thing seems worthy of remark. The place of 
 punishment for the wicked man, in the Middle Ages, 
 was the torture-chamber of their own criminal courts, 
 intensified by imagination. Their punishment was 
 through the senses. Of mental suffering they had no 
 conception. Yet, strangely enough, their Heaven was 
 never a Heaven of the senses ; and it shows how deeply 
 the world was penetrated with the feeling of Christ's 
 holiness, that while every temptation seemed set to 
 make the mass believe in a paradise like that of Ma- 
 
FAUX SEMBLANT. 63 
 
 hornet, the Heaven of Christendom has always offered, 
 as its chief charm, the worship and praise of a present 
 God. " There, by the fountain of mercy," says Jean 
 de Meung, " shall ye sit : " — 
 
 There shall ye taste that spring so fair; 
 
 (Bright are its waters, pure and clear,) 
 
 And never more from death shall shrink, 
 
 If only of that fount yoa drink. 
 
 But ever still, un tired, prolong 
 
 The days with worship, praise, and song.' 
 
 The poet reserves, however, his chief strength and 
 the main exposition of his views for his character of 
 Faux Semblant — False-seeming — the hypocrite. There 
 is dramatic art of the very highest kind in the way in 
 which Faux Semblant draAvs and develops his own char- 
 acter, pronounces, as it were, the apology of hypocrisy. 
 His painting of the vices of the mendicant orders does 
 not approach those of Walter de Mapes, or of Buchanan, 
 in savage ferocity; but it is more satirical and more 
 subtly venomous, and has the additional bitterness that 
 it is spoken as fi'om within the body which he attacks. 
 The others, standing outside the monastic orders, point 
 the finger of scorn at them. Jean de Meung makes one 
 of themselves, an unblushing priest, with a candor which 
 almost belongs to an approving conscience, with a chuck- 
 ling self-complacency and an unconsciousness of the 
 contrast between his life and his profession, which rise 
 to the very first order of satirical writing, depict his 
 
 ' Cf. also Richard of Hampole: — 
 
 Ther is lyf withoute onv deth, 
 
 Ae yatte the most sovereign joye of alle 
 Is the sight of Goddes bright face, 
 In whom resteth alle manere grace. 
 
64 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 own life, and take credit for villanies which he takes 
 care to inform us are common to his order. He has 
 been compared with Friar John; but the animalism and 
 lusty vigor of this holy man lead him to a life of jovial 
 sensuality through sheer ignorance ; whereas Faux 
 Semblant, his conscience seared with a hot iron, sins 
 against the light. We may compare, too, the attacks 
 made by Jean de Meung's contemporaries and immediate 
 successors. They never attempt satire of this kind. It 
 was an instrument whose use they could not compre- 
 hend. Their line is invective, as when llutebeuf says, 
 in his straightforward way — 
 
 Papelart et Beguin, 
 Ont le siecle honi ; 
 
 or else the satire of the fabliaux and contes, which is 
 the simple telling of stories discreditable to the clergy. 
 
 Faux Semblant, in his sermon, begins by telling his 
 hearers that he lives, by preference, in obscurity, and 
 may therefore chiefly be found where this is most read- 
 ily obtained, viz., under a religious habit. With the 
 habit, however, he is far from putting on the reality of 
 religion. He attaches himself to powerful patrons ; he 
 goes about preaching poverty, but living on the best of 
 every thing ; nothing can be more contrary to his expe- 
 rience than that religion is to be found at all under the 
 robe of a monk ; nor does it follow that men and 
 women lead bad lives because they wear a worldly garb ; 
 very many, indeed, of the saints have been married, 
 were parents of children, and men and women of the 
 world. 
 
 He tells how he changes his habit from time to time ; 
 how, out of the religious life, he " takes the grain and 
 leaves the straw ; " how he hears confessions and grants 
 
FAUX SEMBLANT. ^^ 
 
 absolution, as well as any parish priest ; but how, un- 
 like the parish priest, he will hear the confessions only 
 of the rich, who can afford to pay ; "let me liave the 
 fat sheep, and the pastors shall have the lean." So with 
 the poor ; he will not help any. 
 
 Let dying beggars cry for aid, 
 Naked and cold on dunghill laid: 
 There stands the hospital, with door 
 Wide open to receive the poor. 
 Thither let all who please repair, 
 For help nor money can I spare: 
 No use for me to save their life : 
 Wliat can lie give who sucks his knife f 
 
 Now, with the rich it is different ; and the mendicant, 
 while he takes the alms of those whose sins he has 
 heard, may glow with conscious virtue, reflecting that 
 the rich are much more exposed to temptation, and 
 therefore, as a rule, more grievously weighed down 
 with a sense of guilt than the poor. When relief can 
 be given, surely it should first be bestowed on those 
 who need it most. 
 
 Mendicancy, Faux Semblant acknowledges with an 
 engaging candor, is only right when a man has not 
 learned and cannot learn a trade. Monks ought to 
 earn their bread by labor, and when we are commanded 
 to give all to the poor, it is not meant that we should 
 take it back by begging, but that we should work for 
 our living. But the world, neglecting this among other 
 wholesome rules, has set itself to rob, plunder, and de- 
 spoil, every man trying to get whatever he can from his 
 neighbor. As for himself, his business, and that of his 
 brethren, is to rob the robber — to spoil the spoiler. 
 
 The mendicants keep up their own power by union ; 
 if a man does one of them an injury, they all conspire 
 to effect his ruin ; if one hates, all hate ; if one is 
 
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66 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 refused, all are refused, and revenge is taken : if any 
 man is conspicuous for good deeds, they claim him as 
 their own disciple, and in order to get the praise of 
 people and inspire confidence, they ask, wherever they 
 go, for letters which may testify to their virtue, and 
 make people believe that all goodness abounds in them. 
 
 He says that he leaves others to retire into hermitages 
 and caves, preferring to be called the Antichrist of rob- 
 bers and hypocrites : he proclaims himself a cheat, a 
 rogue, a liar, and a thief: he boasts that his father, 
 Treachery, and himself, rule in every realm, and that 
 in the security of a religious disguise, where no one is 
 likely to suspect him, he contrives various means to 
 charm and deceive the world. Set forth in this bold 
 fashion, the discourse of Faux Semblant loses all its 
 dramatic force. It is fair, however, to state that this 
 dramatic force is chiefly found in detached passages, 
 and that the sermon is entirely spoiled by the many 
 digressions, notably that on the " Eternal Gospel," 
 which are found in it. 
 
 Another long and very curious dissertation, into 
 which there is no space here to enter, is that on predes- 
 tination, where he arrives at the conclusion that the 
 doctrine must be accepted as a dogma in Christian faith, 
 but that it need not affect the Christian life — 
 
 For every man, except a fool, 
 May guide himself by Virtue's rule. 
 
 A conclusion which seems almost to anticipate the 
 compromise arrived at in the Article of the Church of 
 England. 
 
 The sum of Jean de Meung's religious teaching is to 
 be found in the sermon of Genius — 
 
 And, lords and ladies, this be sure. 
 That those who live good lives and pure; 
 
SERMON OF GENIUS. 67 
 
 Nor from their work and duty shrink, 
 Shall of this fountain freely drink. 
 
 To honor Nature never rest, 
 
 By labor is she honored best : 
 
 If others' goods are in your hands, 
 
 Restore them all — so God commands. 
 
 From murder let all men abstain ; 
 
 Spotless keep hands, and mouth keep clean. 
 
 Be loyal and compassionate, 
 
 So shall ye pass the heavenly gate. 
 
 The one thing insisted on by Jean de Meung is the 
 absolute necessity of a pure life. A profound sense of 
 the beauty of a pure life is, indeed, the key-note to all 
 mediaeval heresies and religious excitements. The un- 
 cleanness of the clergy was the most terrible weapon 
 wielded by the heresiarchs. Thus, Peter de Brueys 
 compelled monks to marry. Henry the Deacon taught 
 that the church could exist without priests. Tanchelin 
 of Antwerp held that the validity of the sacraments 
 depended on the holiness of him who administered 
 them. Peter Waldo sent out his disciples two by two, 
 to preach the subversive doctrine that every virtuous 
 man was his own priest ; while the Cathari went gladly 
 to the stake in defence of their principle that absolute 
 personal purity was the one thing acceptable to God. 
 The more ignorant the age, the wilder is religious 
 speculation ; but in the most ignorant ages, there rises 
 up from time to time a figure with a spiritual insight 
 far beyond that of more learned times. Protestantism 
 in its noblest form has found nothing more sublime 
 than this conception of a church where every good man 
 is a priest ; and there is nothing in the history of relig- 
 ious thought more saddening than these efforts of the 
 people, ever hopeless, ever renewed, to protest against 
 dogma, creed, perfunctory and vicarious religion, and 
 to proclaim a religion of personal holiness alone. 
 
68 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 Let us turn to the second division. We find the 
 book teeming with a misogyny bitter enough to make 
 us believe that there must have been some personal 
 cause for it. " What is love ? " he asks. "It is a 
 maladie de pensee — the dream of a sick fancy. . . . 
 There is a far higher and nobler thing in the friendship 
 of men." And it is after narrating the stories of Pene- 
 lope and Lucretia, that he puts into the mouth of Jeal- 
 ousy the famous couplet — 
 
 Toutes estes, serez, on fustes, 
 De faict ou de voulente, putes. 
 
 Of course it may be urged that these are the words 
 of Jealousy, and not of the poet; but, unfortunately, 
 there are so many indications of the author's entire 
 approval of the sentiment, that the plea is hardly worth 
 much. Take, for instance, the dramatic scene, when 
 the wife worms out her husband's secret ; or that of the 
 old woman's lesson to Bel Accueil, where, as in the case 
 of Faux Semblant, he puts woman's condemnation in 
 her own mouth. She teaches him the art of love almost 
 in Ovid's own words; she prefaces her lesson by a 
 lament over the past days of youth and beauty ; her 
 regrets are not for a life of sin and deceit, but for the 
 past bad days that can come no more. She is steeped 
 in wickedness and intrigue ; she can see no happiness, 
 except in love and luxury : — 
 
 My days of gladness are no more ; 
 Your joyous time is all before; 
 Hardly can I, through age and pain, 
 With staff and crutch my knees sustain. 
 Almost a child, you hardly know 
 What things you have to bear and do. 
 Yet, well I wot, the torch that all 
 Burns soon or late, on you will fall; 
 And in that fount where Venus brings 
 Her maidens, will you drench Love's wings. 
 
THE OLD WOMAN. 69 
 
 But ere you headlong enter, pause, 
 Listen to one who knows Loves laws. 
 Perilous are its waters clear; 
 He risks his life who plunges here 
 Without a guide. Who follows me 
 Safe and successful shall he be. 
 
 She tells of her vanished youth and all the pleasant 
 follies of her young days ; how she threw away her 
 affections on a scoundrel, who only robbed and ill- 
 treated her ; how she wasted her money and neglected 
 her chances ; how she grew old, and her old friends 
 ceased to knock at her door. 
 
 But ah! my child, no one can know, 
 Save him who feels the bitter woe, 
 What grief and dolor me befell 
 At losing what I loved so well. 
 The honeyed words, t,he soft caress, 
 The sweet dehght, the sweet embrace; 
 The kisses sweet so quickly sped, 
 The joyous time so quickly fled. 
 Fled! and I left alone to mourn. 
 Fled ! never, never to return. 
 
 The whole passage is full of the truest touches of 
 nature, and is written with a verve quite extraordinary. 
 Villon has imitated it in his ballad of the Belle Meaul- 
 miere ; ^ and B^ranger sings in the same key, — 
 
 ^ Avis m'est que j'oy regretter 
 La belle qui fust Pleaulmiere; 
 Soy jeune fille souhaiter 
 Et parler en ceste maniere. 
 
 Qu'est devenu ce front poly, 
 Ces cheveulx blonds, sourcils voultiz, 
 Grant entr'oeil, le regard joly, 
 Dont prenoye les plus subtils; 
 Ce beau nez ni grand ni petit; 
 Ces petites joinctes oreilles; 
 Menton fourchu, cler vis, traictiz, 
 Et ces belles levies vermeilles? 
 
70 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 Combien je regrette 
 
 Mon bras si dodu, 
 Ma jambe bien faite, 
 
 Et le temps perdu. 
 
 Jean de Meiing's old woman is no more repentant than 
 her successors. And she tells Bel Accueil all that 
 Ovid had to impart. 
 
 It is quite possible that in putting an imitation of the 
 *' Art of Love " into the old woman's mouth, Jean de 
 Meung catered to the lowest tastes of the age, and 
 courted a popularity from this part of his work which 
 he might not have obtained from the rest. The same 
 sort of defence — no defence at all, but another and a 
 worse charge — has been set up in the cases of Rabelais 
 and Swift. All such offenders, we are told, deferred to 
 popular opinion, and wrote what they inwardly dis- 
 approved. This surely is worse. To be yourself so 
 far depraved as to take delight in things impure is bad ; 
 to deliberately lay yourself out to please others with 
 things impure is surely infinitely more wicked. It is 
 possible that Jean de Meung, Rabelais, and Swift, did 
 this ; but I do not think it probable. In the case of the 
 poet whom we are now considering, there seems every 
 reason to believe that he had formed the lowest possible 
 ideas of love and women ; that from the depths of a 
 corrupted morality, which permitted him the same 
 pleasure in impurity which the common herd of the 
 vulgar and illiterate shared, he had eager yearnings for 
 that purity of life which alone, as he felt and preached, 
 could bring one to taste of the heavenly spring. That 
 a man could at the same time grovel so low and look so 
 high, that his gaze upwards was so clear and bright, 
 while his eyes were so often turned earthward, is a 
 singular phenomenon ; but it is not a solitary one. 
 
THE MAN WITH THE MUCK-RAKE. 71 
 
 Other, greater, men have been as degraded as they were 
 exalted. Perhaps when Christiana and her children 
 saw that vision of the man with the muck-rake, while 
 the angel, unregarded, held the crown of glory over his 
 head, had they looked much longer, they might have 
 seen him drop his rake and gaze upwards, with stream- 
 ing eyes, upon the proffered glory. Jean de Meung 
 was the man with the muck-rake who sometimes looked 
 upwards. 
 
 The poet feels it necessary to apologize for his severity 
 against the sex. " If," he says, " you see any thing 
 here against womankind, blame not the poet," 
 
 All this was for instruction writ; 
 
 Here are no words of idle wit. 
 
 Ko jealousy inspired the song; 
 
 No hatred bears the lines along; 
 
 Bad are their hearts, if such there live, 
 
 Who villainie to women give. 
 
 Only, if aught your sense offend, 
 
 Think that to know yourself is good, 
 , And that with this intent, my friend, 
 
 I write what else might seem too rude. 
 
 He thinks it right, too, to make a sort of apology for 
 the severity of his attack on monks : — 
 
 I strung my bow : I bent it well; 
 And though no saint, the truth to tell, 
 I let my random arrows fly 
 In lowly town and cloister high. 
 For what cared I where'er they lit? 
 The folk that Christ called hypocrite, 
 Who here and there are always found, 
 W^ho keep their lent the whole year round, 
 
 But feed on live men's flesh the while 
 With teeth of envy and of guile, 
 These were my mark ; no other aim 
 Was mine except to blot their fame. 
 
72 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE, 
 
 Let us pass to what is perliajDs the most curious part 
 of the book, and the richest for the student of mediaeval 
 ideas — that in which he gives us his views on the 
 growth and principles of society. Here are advanced 
 theories of an audacity and apparent originality which 
 .make one curious to know how far they penetrated into 
 the lower strata of France ; whether they were the 
 speculations of a dreamer, or the tenets of a school ; 
 whether there was any connection — it is more than 
 possible — between this kind of teaching and the frantic 
 revolts of the peasantry ; whether, in fact, Jean de 
 Meung was a prophet with a following, or a visionary 
 witholit disciples. Read, for instance, his account, 
 imitated from the first book of Ovid's Metamorphoses, 
 of the Golden Age : — 
 
 Once on a time, in those old years 
 
 When lived our grandsires and forbears 
 
 (Writers, by whom the tale we know, 
 
 And ancient legends, tell us so), 
 
 Love was loyal, and true, and good; 
 
 The folk was simple ; the fare was rude ; * 
 
 They gathered the berries in forest and mead: 
 
 For all their meat and all their bread ; 
 
 They wandered by valley and plain and mountain, 
 
 By river and forest and woodland fountain, 
 
 Plucking the chestnuts and sweet wild fruits, 
 
 Looking for acorns and rustic roots. 
 
 They rubbed together the ears of wheat; 
 
 They gathered the clustering grape to eat; 
 
 Rich fare they made when the forest, bees 
 
 Filled with honey the hollow trees: 
 
 Water their drink ; and the strong red wine 
 
 Was not yet pressed from the autumn vine. 
 
 When sleep came with the shades of night, 
 They spread no beds of down so light, 
 But stretched in their cabins, on piles of hay, 
 Fresh gathered grass, and leaves, they lay. 
 
THE GOLDEN AGE. 73 
 
 Or slept without — when the air was mild — 
 And summer winds were hushed and stilled; 
 When birds in the early morning gray 
 Awoke to welcome, each in his way, 
 The dawn that makes all hearts so gay. 
 In that glad time when the royal pair, 
 Flora — Queen of the flowers fair — 
 And Zephyr, her mate, give timely birth 
 To flowers of spring, through all the earth. 
 
 . . . such splendor give 
 That you might think the world would strive 
 With Heaven itself for glory — so bright. 
 So fair, so proud, with its flowers bedight. 
 Then in the woods they lay at ease, 
 Over their heads the branching trees — 
 Lovers kissed, w-ho lovers were. 
 And kissed again and had no fear — 
 Then they chanted rounds and lays, 
 Joyously led their sports and plays: 
 A simple folk; they had no prayer — 
 No fond ambition — nor other care 
 Than just to live a life of joy — 
 And loyal love without annoy. 
 No king or prince was with them yet 
 To plunder and wrong, to ravish and fret; 
 There were no rich, there were no poor, 
 For no man yet kept his own store: 
 And well the saying old they knew — 
 (Wise it is, and is proven true) 
 Love and Lordship are two — not one: 
 They cannot abide together, nor mate: 
 Who wishes to join them is undone, 
 And who would unite will separate.^ 
 
 Or, as Dryden, who certainly never read the " Ro- 
 mance of the Rose," unless perhaps in Marot's edition, 
 
 says : — 
 
 Love either finds equality, or makes it. 
 
 ^ Non bene conveniunt, nee in una sede morantur 
 Majestas et amor. 
 
74 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 The end of the Golden Age — a thing not generally 
 known — was accelerated by Jason's voyage, the hero 
 bringing home with him treasures from Outremer : 
 people begin to get ideas of property: they amass 
 wealth : they rob and fight for plunder : they go so far 
 as to divide the land. " La propriete," says Proudhon, 
 '' c'est le vol." 
 
 Even the ground they parcelled out, 
 And placed the landmarks all about; 
 And over these, whene'er they met, 
 Fierce battle raged. What they could get, 
 They seized and snatched; and everywhere 
 The strongest got the biggest share. 
 
 So that at length, of plunder tired, 
 Needs must a guardian should be hired. 
 
 A sturdy peasant chose they then, 
 The mightiest of the sons of men; 
 Strongest in battle or in ring, 
 And him they took to be their king. 
 
 Voltaire has exactly the same idea : — 
 
 Le premier roi fut un soldat heureux. 
 
 This is the origin of royalty. The growth of feu- 
 dalism, of armjes, taxation, and division into classes is 
 carefully traced from these small beginnings. 
 
 But he deduces the great law of charity and love for 
 our neighbors. Having this, we have every thing; 
 and wanting this, we get wars, tyranny, and all the 
 miseries of the world. 
 
 What is the nature of true gentility. Lineage, he 
 explains, has nothing to do with it. None are gentle 
 but those whose virtues make them so. Ancestors may 
 leave their wealth behind them, but not the qualities 
 that made them great. Clerks have an advantage over 
 
GENTLEHOOD, 75 
 
 unlettered persons in knowing what is right. If they 
 are coarse and rude, they sin against greater light, and 
 incur heavier punishment. 
 
 Let him, who gentleman would be, 
 From, sloth and idleness keep free; 
 In arms and study be employed, 
 And coarse rusticity avoid. 
 Let him, with humble, courteous grace, 
 Meet every class in every place; 
 Honor all women, wife or maid, 
 So that not too much trust be laid 
 In woman's faith. So may he steer 
 Of this great danger wholly clear. 
 
 Know all, that gentle blood may bring 
 
 No benefit, or any thing. 
 
 Except what each man's worth may give. 
 
 Know, also, none of all that live 
 
 Can ask for honor, praise, or blame. 
 
 By reason of another's name. 
 
 The idea, of course, is not new. It is found fre- 
 quently enough in the Greek and Latin literature. It 
 occurs, I believe, for the first time in the fragments of 
 
 Epicharmus — 
 
 dyadog 5' avrjo 
 Tidv y4idioxp Tiai dovXog, evyev/jg 'i(pv — 
 
 and afterwards it is found in Euripides, "Horace, Juve- 
 nal — " Stemmata quid faciunt? " ^- and, lastly, in Sen- 
 eca. Doubtless, Jean de Meung took it from Seneca. 
 Once started anew, the idea, of course, became popular, 
 and poet after poet repeated it, until it became a mere 
 commonplace. But, so far as I have been able to dis- 
 cover, it was Jean de Meung who gave it new life. 
 
 A few words only on the natural science taught in 
 the '' Romance of the Rose." The poet, having got 
 rid of this indignation and wrath that lay at his soul 
 anent the mendicant friars, and the vices of women, 
 
76 * THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 wishes now, it seems, to sit down for a quiet and com- 
 fortable disquisition on universal knowledge, including 
 alchemy, in which he is a firm believer; indeed, he 
 wants to pass, in a certain ballad of his, for an adept. 
 This part takes the form of a confession of Nature to 
 her chaplain Genius (in which Power afterwards copies 
 him). The confession is long and wearisome, but it is 
 curious as being the earliest and fullest popular account 
 of medisBval science. 
 
 He fancies Nature to be perpetually at work, fashion- 
 ing creatures whom Death continually tries to destroy. 
 
 Nature, who fashions all that holds 
 The sky beneath its ample folds, 
 Within her forge meanwhile was found, 
 And at her work's eternal round, — 
 Struck out new forms of every race, 
 Lest life should fail, and types should cease; 
 She made so many, that Death, who toiled 
 With heavy mace to kill, was foiled. 
 
 They fly to save themselves, where'er 
 Their fate may lead or feet may bear ; 
 Some to the church and convent rule, 
 Some to the dance, some to the school; 
 Some to their merchandise are turned, 
 Some to the arts which they have learned. 
 
 Another, sworn by Holy Writ, 
 
 Puts on the cloak of hypocrite; 
 
 And, flying, would his thoughts conceal, 
 
 Did not his life the truth reveal. 
 
 So, shunning Death, do all men shape 
 
 Their diverse ways, his blows to 'scape. 
 
 The scientific discourse follows : observe the good 
 sense of many of his remarks : — 
 
 God having made the world out of nothing, having put all 
 things into their proper places, measured spaces, and allotted 
 courses, handed all over to Nature as his ckambriere. Whatever 
 
SCIENCE. 77 
 
 man can do — and his power is very great — he cannot equal 
 Nature, the inexhaustible and untiring. By alchemy he can inter- 
 change metals; can restore its pristine purity to every thing; can 
 turn quicksilver into gold by subtle medicines; but he cannot 
 change or create species. This nature alone is able to effect, 
 changing the complexions of things, so that they assume new forms 
 and become new substances; as when, in thunderstorms, stones 
 fall from the clouds, where no stones ever were. 
 
 The heavens turn every day, bearing with them the stars. They 
 go around from east to west, rejoicing the world. A complete 
 revolution is made every 26,000 years. 
 
 The moon is different from the planets in being obscure in some 
 places and clear in others. The reason of this is, that the sun can 
 penetrate through one part of it, as through glass; the dark part, 
 on which is figured a serpent having a tree on his back, reflecting 
 the rays. 
 
 In the centre is the sun, like a king. He it is who makes the 
 stars so bright that they serve as lamps of the night; were we 
 nearer to the sun we should be scorched; were we farther away 
 we should be frozen. 
 
 The comets are not attached to the heavens, but fly about in the 
 air. They do not last long, and it is a mistake to suppose that 
 they portend disaster. For there is no man of worth or power 
 sufl&cient for the heavens to take notice of him. 
 
 Nor any prince of so great worth, 
 
 That signs from heaven should give to earth, 
 
 Notice of death for him alone ; 
 
 Nor is his body — life once gone — 
 
 Worth one jot more than simple squire, 
 
 Or clerk, or one who works for hire. 
 
 Foolish people imagine, too, that stars fall like flying dragons 
 from the skies; and that eclipses are to be taken as portents. Now, 
 no one would be astonished at these things who understood the 
 causes of things. 
 
 Every student ought to acquire a knowledge of optics, which 
 can be learned, by the aid of geometry, from the books of Aris- 
 totle, Albacen, and Hucayen. Here can be learned the properties 
 of mirrors; how they produce things which appear miracles; make 
 small things seem great — a grain of sand like a mountain; and 
 great things small — a mountain like a grain of sand; how glasses 
 can be used to burn things; how straight lines can be made to look 
 crooked, round things oblong, upright things reversed; and phan- 
 toms which do not exist appear to be moving about. 
 
78 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 The book from beginning to end is as full of quota- 
 tions as Burton's " Anatomy." The author quotes from 
 Aristotle, Justinian, Horace, Seneca, St. Augustine, Ovid, 
 Cicero, Boethius, Lucan, Claudian, Suetonius, and he has, 
 probably through Cicero, some knowledge of Plato, but 
 all this in the wildest jumble, with no discrimination and 
 no critical power whatever. His range of reading was 
 not by any means contemptible, and though I have met 
 with no other writer of his time who can compare with 
 him in this respect, it is evident that since one man had 
 command of so many books, other men must have en- 
 joyed the same advantages. There is reason to believe 
 from Jean de Meung alone that acquaintance with 
 Latin literature was much more extended than is gen- 
 erally thought, and that the scholarship of the time 
 was by no means wholly confined to scholastic dispu- 
 tation. 
 
 Such, roughly sketched, is th^ work of Jean de 
 Meung, from which I have plucked some of the fruits 
 that come readiest to my hand. If not altogether an 
 original or a profound thinker, he has at least the merit 
 of fearlessness. He taught the folk, in the most popu- 
 lar way possible, great and valuable lessons. He told 
 them that religion is a thing apart from, and independ- 
 ent of, religious profession ; that "la robe ne faict pas 
 le moyne ; " he says that most of the saints, men and 
 women, were decent married people ; that marriage is a 
 laudable and holy custom, that the wealth of monks is 
 a mockery of their profession and a perjury of their 
 vows, that learned persons ought to set an example, and 
 what is sheer ignorance and brutality in others is rank 
 sin with them ; he attacks superstition, showing that 
 all phenomena have natural causes, and have nothing 
 to do with earthly events and the fortunes of men, 
 
SUMMING UP. 79 
 
 because men are equal in the sight of God ; and he 
 teaches, in terms as clear as any used by Carlyle, that 
 labor is noble, and in accordance with the conditions 
 of our being, — that man's welfare is the end and aim 
 of all earthly provision. 
 
 All this in what used to be called the Dark Ages. 
 After six hundred years, the same questions exercise 
 LIS which exercised Jean de Meung. We are still dis- 
 puting as to whether true nobility is inherited or not; 
 we have not all made up our minds about the holiness 
 of marriage ; some of us still think the clergyman, be- 
 cause he wears a surplice, holier than other men ; work 
 has been quite recentl}^, and ^vith much solemnity, pro- 
 nounced noble by a prophet- who, which is a thousand 
 pities, forgot while he was about it to call it also respec- 
 table ; men yet live who look upon scientific men with 
 horror, and quote, with fine infelicity, a text of St. Paul's 
 about "science falsely so called;" while the lesson of 
 personal religion has to be preached again and again, 
 and is generally forgotten in our squabbles over vest- 
 ments and creeds. 
 
 Jean de Meung wished, it seems to me, to write a 
 book for the people, to answer their questions, to warn 
 them of dangers before them, and to instruct their 
 ignorance. On the sapless trunk of a dying and pas- 
 sionless allegory he grafts a living branch which shall 
 bear fruit in the years to come. His poem breathes 
 indeed. Its pulses beat with a warm human life. Its 
 sympathies are with all mankind. The poet has a tear 
 for the poor, naked beggars dying on dung-heaps and in 
 the H5tel-Dieu, and a lash of scorpions for the Levite 
 who goes by on the other side ; he teaches the loveli- 
 ness of friendship ; he catches the wordless complaint 
 of the poor, and gives it utterance : he speaks with a 
 
80 THE ROMANCE OF THE ROSE. 
 
 scorn which Voltah^e only has equalled, and a revolu- 
 tionary fearlessness surpassing that of D'Alembert or 
 Diderot. 
 
 And much more than this. His book — absolutely 
 the only cheerful book of his time — afforded hope that 
 things were not permanent: evil times may change; 
 times have not been always evil ; there was once a 
 Golden Age ; the troubles of the present are due, not 
 to the innate badness of Nature and the universal un- 
 fitness of things, but to certain definite and ascertainable 
 causes. Now", to discover the cause is to go some way 
 towards curing the disease. 
 
 In that uneasy time, strange questions and doubts 
 perplexed men's minds — questions of religion and pol- 
 itics, affecting the very foundations of society. They 
 asked themselves wliy things were so ; and looking about 
 in the dim twilight of imperfect knowledge, they could 
 find as yet no answer. There was no rest in the church 
 or in the state, and the mind of France — which was the 
 mind of Europe — was gravitating to a social and relig- 
 ious democracy. An hour before the dawn, you may 
 hear the birds in the forest twitter in their sleep : they 
 dream of the day. Europe, at the close of the thirteenth 
 century, was dreaming of the glorious Renaissance, the 
 dawn of the second great day of civilization. Jean de 
 Meung answered the questions of the times with a 
 clearness and accuracy which satisfied, if it did not en- 
 tirely explain. Five generations passed away before the 
 full burst of light, and he taught them all, with that 
 geniality that is his greatest charm. His book lasted 
 because, confused and without art as it is, it is full of 
 life and cheerfulness and hope. Not one of the poets 
 of his own time has his lightness of heart : despondency 
 and dejection weigh down every oiie : they alternate 
 
CONCLUSION, 
 
 81 
 
 between a monotonous song to a mistress, or a com- 
 plaint for France ; and to Jean de Meung they are as the 
 wood-pigeon to the nightingale. They all borrowed 
 from him, or studied him. Charles of Orleans, Villon, ' 
 Clement Marot, Rabelais, La Fontaine, Regnier, Mo- 
 li^re, Bdranger, all come down from him in direct line, 
 and are his literary children and grandchildren. 
 
Chapteb IV. 
 EUSTACHE DESCHAMPS. 
 
 Priez pour paix doulce vierge Marie, 
 Priez pour paix le vray tr^sor de joye. 
 
 Charles of Orleans. 
 
 TOURING the fourteenth century France is in a 
 -'-^ period of literary decadence. Versifiers there 
 are, but no poets. For the pahny days of chivalry 
 are over, and there are already abundant signs of 
 approaching change. Wycliffe and Huss belong to this 
 age. There is the Jacquerie in France : there are the 
 peasant wars in Germany, and there is Jack Cade in 
 England. In this century there flourished a volumin- 
 ous " maker," Eustache by name, called, after his estate, 
 Deschamps, and, because he was black of complexion, 
 Morel. He wrote no fewer than 90,000 verses, an 
 amount which represents four times the work of Vir- 
 gil and twice that of Homer. Of modern writers only 
 Mr. Browning can approach him. 
 
 He was born at Vertus, in Champagne, about the year 
 1340 ; paternity undiscoverable, probably obscure. He 
 studied at the University of Orleans, and presently got 
 appointed one of the king's messengers. He then trav- 
 elled, visiting Italy, Germany, and Hungar}^ He even 
 mentions with pride, but perhaps by poetical license, 
 that he has been a prisoner of the Saracens. Then he 
 became a court usher, in which capacity his duty was 
 
HIS LIFE. 83 
 
 to watch over the personal safety of the king, to act as- 
 his escort, and to mount guard at the gates. He was in 
 great court favor, wrote verses in the highest form of 
 poetry, was a favorite of everybody, married, and had 
 two children, a son and a daughter. He was appointed 
 bailiff to the newly born Louis, afterwards Duke of Or- 
 leans, the same who was assassinated by order of the 
 Duke of Burgundy, and the father of Charles, the poet. 
 Deschamps having observed that at the birth of the 
 dauphin, three years before, there had been a succession 
 of victories over the English, takes occasion on the 
 auspicious arrival of the second son to prophesy that 
 the two together will effect the total destruction of 
 England. It was an unlucky prediction, because one 
 of the children became Charles the Mad, and the other 
 was murdered. But, of course, the prophet was not 
 expected to know that. 
 
 King Charles V., wisest of monarchs, temperate in 
 his habits, modest in his surroundings, affable to all, 
 and a patron of learning, is the poet's model of every 
 royal and manly virtue. In the contemplation of this 
 perfection and its illustration in verse, he passed the 
 happy years of his life. 
 
 Presently misfortunes fall upon him. His old friend, 
 Guillaume de Machault, the great musician of the four- 
 teenth century, dies ; then the King, Charles V., dies ; 
 then the English pillage his property at Vertus ; and 
 though the new King confirms him in his appointment 
 as '' huissier," and promises to indemnify him for his 
 losses at Vertus, no money is forthcoming, as the Royal 
 Treasury was empty. He goes with the King to Flanders, 
 and fights at Rosebecque ; then he is made one of the 
 Royal Treasurers, but eight days afterwards, in deference 
 to disagreeable popular opinion as to sinecures, the post 
 
84 EUSTACHE DESCHAMPS, 
 
 is abolished. He is presented, in compensation, with a 
 chateau, which somebody else, probably the rightful 
 owner, takes from him. Finally, much to his own dis- 
 like, he is obliged to retire into private life. He died 
 about the year 1409, after a good long life of dependence 
 and patronage. He had been, it is true, always in favor 
 with the King and theRoyal House, but then they never 
 gave him any money. He was also chief literary adviser, 
 adviser, laureate, to the Crown: but then the Crown 
 never took his advice. 
 
 In regard to his poetry, he is two-faced, like Janus. 
 There is the moral side, and there is the satirical side. As 
 a moralist he presents some rather remarkable points, 
 popularizing in his ballads many of the ideas of the 
 Romance of the Rose. Here, for instance, is one on the 
 duty of work : — 
 
 In love or in knighthood ; in fray or in hall : 
 
 In labor afield at the plough or the tree : 
 In robe of the judge, or as king over all, 
 
 In coarse dress of toil on the shore or the sea ; 
 Be it far — be it near — the conclusion of toil. 
 
 Let each bear his burden the length of his day. 
 Nor for weariness' sake let his handiwork spoil : 
 
 Do all that thou hast to do, happen what may. 
 
 Desire not more : be not proud of thine own ; 
 
 Look ever on virtue and never on vice : 
 Leave peace to thy soul : to thy children renown : 
 
 For them, all their honor : for thee, Heaven's price. 
 God punishes evil : but ever He loves 
 
 For good done on earth better things to repay. 
 Seek only to conquer where honor approves, 
 
 Do all that thou hast to do, happen what may. 
 
 He moralizes in the usual way on the flight of time : — 
 
 No flower there is, no violet of spring, 
 
 No blossoming eglantine — how sweet it be — 
 No beauty, goodness, grace, or any thing ; 
 
ADAM'S ADDRESS. 85 
 
 No maid white-limbed ; no knight gallant and free : 
 
 Brunette or blonde, comely and strong to see : 
 Wise, foolish : — nothing in all Nature's fold 
 
 But in its own time withers and grows old, 
 Falling to death in his relentless ehace : 
 
 Or being withered suffers scoff and scold. 
 Yieillesce est fin, et jeunesce est en grace. 
 
 We have seen how Jean de Meung revived the old 
 ideas of true nobility, and, like a modern republican, 
 proclaimed tlie equality of man. Deschamps borrows 
 the idea, and makes a ballad out of it, of which, because 
 it is very curious, you shall have an exact, and not a 
 verse, translation of part. 
 
 Adam loquitur : — 
 
 Children, children, sprung from me, Adam, your first father 
 after God ... ye are all descended according to the order of Nature 
 from me and from Eve, who was your mother. IIow is one called 
 villain, and the other gentleman ? Ye are all brothers : whence 
 comes nobility ? I know not, unless from virtue, and villany from 
 vice, which wounds all. Vous estes tons d'une pel revestus. Puis- 
 sant kings, counts, dukes, rulers of the people . . . when they are 
 out of their garments, how are they clothed ? With their skins. 
 Are they any better than the least ? Certainly not : they suffer 
 cold and heat, death, sickness, and bitterness. Think of your poor 
 estate, and remember, vous estes tons d'une pel revestus. 
 
 I find nothing in the moral part of Deschamps which 
 is not also in Jean de Meung. It is true, the mediaeval 
 stock in trade of ideas is limited at best, and if the older 
 poet had taken all, there was nothing for his followers to 
 do but to work up the old ones in new forms. But 
 Deschamps has one merit peculiarly his own. He is 
 real : he is a practical poet. He leaves the generalities 
 of allegory and attacks particular persons, things, and 
 customs. Thus he is very angry with people who borrow 
 his books and do not return them — a bad habit even 
 now, but doubly bad when books were manuscripts. 
 
 
86 EUSTACHE DESCHAMPS, 
 
 " I am sick of it," he saj's, " dolens en sui." He rates 
 the Government over and over again, like an Opposition 
 leading article : they are irresolute : they are afraid : 
 the sailors and soldiers are dishonest : there are rascals 
 and scoundrels in every department of the service : 
 ingratitude is the only reward of faithful services — and 
 so on, till we almost feel that we are in the nineteenth 
 century. And he is as patriotic, particularly after the 
 English liave pillaged his farm,, as an Alsatian of the 
 present year. He prophesies, for example, with as much 
 earnestness as if he believed himself inspired, the^ utter 
 destruction of the English power : — 
 
 The French and Scotch, the ancient British race, 
 The sons of Brutus in their long array, 
 
 Shall raise their standards in one battle place, 
 And fight for conquest on one battle day. 
 
 Rivers of blood, before the day is done, 
 Shall flow on either side, but then shall die 
 The sons of Brutus with despairing cry, 
 
 And hope of mercy shall there be to none ; 
 Prostrate and vanquished shall the English lie, 
 
 And men shall say, " This land was Albion." 
 
 Like all Frenchmen in all times, he can see no town 
 like Paris. He leaves it with req;ret : "he is never tired 
 of 'singing its praises : he comes back to it with delight. 
 Next to Paris he loves Rheims, Brussels, Vertus (before 
 the English have come there), and Troye, which he calls 
 '' noble cit^, ville tres-amoureusey And he is always 
 chanting the praises of certain chdteaux^ seeming to love 
 every one better than his own, probably on account of 
 the superior fare he meets with. As for his own, he 
 only describes its miseries. Early in the morning the 
 rooks begin, wanting to know if it is daybreak already: 
 all day long you hear every kind of bird making a noise : 
 then there are the cows, the calves, and the sheep : with 
 
TRA VEL. 87 
 
 them the bell of the monastery, which drives sick people 
 mad. At night come the owls, with their wailing notes, 
 who frighten those who lie awake out of their senses. 
 And then there are the fleas : — 
 
 C'est bien mal duis 
 A gens qui sont en maladie. 
 
 As a traveller, our Eustache is one of those who, like 
 Horace's exile, do not change their temper with the clime. 
 He goes to Germany, where he feels himself no better 
 than a barking dog, not knowing what is said to him and 
 not being understood, except now and then, when he 
 comes across a clerk who knows Latin. After travelling 
 for hours over mountains through ice and snow, you 
 arrive at a miserable roadside inn, where the table-cloth 
 and napkins are dirty, where they put down a dish for 
 ten persons, around which all sit " comme truans," like 
 beggars, digging their fingers up to the third joint in the 
 meat. Remember how Erasmus presents exactly the 
 same picture of a German inn — to be sure, it was only 
 a hundred and fifty years later. Then he goes to 
 Hungary, where, indeed, is real discomfort : — 
 
 I have nothing to say about Paradise, because 1 never was there. 
 As for the other place, I will tell you how to get there. You may 
 go by way of Lombardy, and journey over the mountains to Hun- 
 gary. There you will find ice and cold the whole year round : 
 ravines deep down in the earth : and no trees but firs. " Le pais 
 est un enfer en ce monde." Chariots and carts cannot pass there, 
 and the sun .never shines. Birds there are none, because the cold 
 is too severe for them. The roads are only a foot and a half broad, 
 with a precipice on either hand. If a man falls he is killed. If two 
 horses meet they have to agree which will throw down the other 
 [this is a fine stroke of humor]. There is no verdure; no vines; 
 no wheat ; no stag or doe or wild boar, only bears and chamois ; 
 the people seek their nourishment all day, and wherever they can. 
 There are howling winds, darkness, and horrible paths ; while 
 Lucifer, King of the Devils, dwells in the peaks and distributes ice 
 and cold to all parts of the world. 
 
88 EUSTACHE DESCHAMPS. 
 
 Eustache, too much occupied with politics, flattery, 
 and his literary friends (he corresponded with Chaucer), 
 does not devote his attention much to amatory verse. 
 But among his poems is a sweet little "virelay," of 
 which I tender a translation : — 
 
 Tell me, tell me, am I fair ? 
 
 Does my mirror show me true ? 
 Sweet of face and blonde of hair — 
 
 Tell me — is that so to you ? 
 Tell me, tell me, am I fair ? 
 
 Gray-blue eyes and eyelids thin, 
 Clear-cut nose and rounded chin, 
 Slender throat, neck long and white ; 
 Tell me, tell me, am I fair ? 
 
 Long arms on my moulded breast, 
 With long fingers, lie at rest, 
 Tall and slender is my height ; 
 Tell me, tell me, am I fair ? 
 
 Little feet so smooth and round, 
 Deftly sandalled, touch the ground ; 
 Blithe and happy do I sing ; 
 Tell me, tell me, am I fair ? 
 
 Mantles have I, fur and gold, 
 Robes of satin new and old ; 
 I have many a precious thing ; 
 Tell me, tell me, am I fair ? 
 
 Brave and proud and happy he. 
 
 Who my love may win, shall be. 
 
 Was there e'er so sweet a maid ? 
 
 Tell me, tell me, am I fair ? 
 
 And my faith, a woman's word, 
 Pledged as though by Heaven heard, 
 Never shall be falsely played ; 
 Tell me, tell me, am I fair ? 
 
 If my lover gentle prove, 
 Knightly, brave, and true to love, 
 Slave and servant will I be. 
 Tell me, tell me, am I fair ? 
 
LORD RE DU COR DIE R, 89 
 
 Is there greater bliss in life, 
 Only own it, than a wife 
 So endowed, so sweet to see ? 
 Tell me, tell me, am I fair ? . 
 
 I have put Deschamps among my humorists. Obvi- 
 ously, then, some proof must be given of his claim to 
 the title. 
 
 r find a ballad, as grimly humorous as can well be 
 devised, close to my hand. The roads at this time were 
 infested with robbers, disbanded soldiers, villagers run 
 away from their homes, deserters, uncaught murderers 
 and thieves. The ballad is called " L'Ordre du Cordier," 
 and depicts the exquisite fun of catching, torturing, and 
 hanging two of these unhappy wretches. It is quite im- 
 possible to translate it. Please to take it, for once, in 
 the oriofinal. 
 
 'tj' 
 
 Dieu gart, monsieur le Bailli ! 
 
 — A bien soiez, sire prodoms. 
 Que vous fault? pas m'avez failli, 
 Si vous voulez : cy est uns homs, 
 Voire deux, murdriers et larrons. 
 
 Sergens, alez prandre celli 
 A I'aumusse, nous le voulons, 
 Et 1' autre pour parler a li. 
 Cez deux mettez en noz prinsons. 
 
 — Sire Bailli nous appellons 
 De ce grief comme torturier. 
 
 C'est bien dit : nous y pourverrons : 
 
 Donnez-leur I'ordre dij cordier. 
 
 Or 9 a, venez parler a lui : 
 
 N'aiez paour. — Nous nous doubtons : 
 
 Pourquoy veez la nostre ennemi : 
 
 — Dictes voir — chascuns est prodoms. 
 
 — Vous mentez : tort les gehinons. 
 
 — Haro ! — Qu'as-tu ? — J'ay pis que puce, 
 Je muir. — 1)1 done ! — Ha ! sainte Luce ! 
 Certes je suis larron, murdrier : 
 
90 EUSTACHE DESCHAMPS. 
 
 Bien vouldroie que je mourusse. 
 
 — Donnez-lear I'ordre du cordier. 
 II I'ara, ses compains aussi. 
 
 Or tenez ces deux chaperons : 
 Estraing. — Haro ! pour Dieu merci, 
 Vous serrez trop fort les boutons. 
 
 — C'est trop tart. — Nous nous repentons, 
 De confesser ayons induce. 
 
 — II vous vaulsist mieulx estre en Russe ; 
 Dyables vous firent chevauchier. 
 
 Tout homme qui biens d'autruy suce, 
 Donnez-leur I'ordre du cordier. 
 
 He is great on the follies of young men, who, even in 
 the mediaeval days, used to sit up late at night and lie 
 in bed till mid-day ; who gave themselves up to all 
 manner of athletic exercises — can we be reading of the 
 fourteenth century ? — and wore extravagant clothes, 
 coats too short and hoods too long. As to the women, 
 their extravagances are a great deal worse ; they wear 
 their hair plastered and piled up, plaited with paper and 
 relieved and stuck out with pins; they — but in fact, 
 they went on then precisely as they are going on now. 
 One of the most amusing things is a supposed letter from 
 a student to his father : — 
 
 !My dear father, I have not a penny : nor can I have unless you 
 send it to me. Study is very costly. I cannot use my Code, nor 
 my Digest, because they are dropping to pieces. I owe the provost 
 ten crowns, and no one will lend me the money. The fact is that, 
 if I am to continue my studies, you must send me money to buy 
 books, to pay my fees, and to keep myself. I want decent dress, 
 too, and if you do not want your son to appear a mere clown, you 
 will send me money for that too. Wine is dear ; lodgings are dear; 
 every thing is dear. I am in debt all round. I fully expect to be 
 excommunicated, and I have already been summoned. If you do 
 not send me some money, I shall be most certainly turned out at 
 Easter. 
 
 It is in the " Mirror of Marriage," the last work he 
 wrote, that his satirical talents, and, I think, his poetical 
 powers, are chiefly shown. 
 
THE WINE LIST, 91 
 
 Like so^many mediaeval writers, he proposed to write 
 a satire on women, making it the vehicle of showing all 
 his learning. The ideas are chiefly taken from Jean de 
 Meung, the communis ager^ but the treatment is his own. 
 And as, fortunately, his own learning Avas not great, we 
 get a most valuable account, graphic in parts, of life in 
 the fourteenth century. We learn how they lived, what 
 they drank,^ what they ate, how they dressed, what 
 furniture they had, and, in fact, all the details of bour- 
 geois life. A comfortable, abundant, and cheery life it 
 seems to have been, save for the general uncertainty as 
 regards the English, the way in which the young wives 
 flirted with the chevaliers, and the mothers-in-laAV. 
 
 It runs on in a light, prattling strain, generally viva- 
 cious and bright, always pleasant, for some 3,500 lines, 
 when it suddenly comes to an end. Death laid his hand 
 upon the busy hand of Eustache, and he dropped his 
 pen ; otherwise, like " The Ring and the Book," or 
 " The Earthl}^ Paradise," no reason on earth why it 
 should not go on for ever, unless the author have mercy. 
 
 The luxury of dress at this period was a real and 
 crying evil. Deschamps enumerates, no doubt with 
 exaggeration, the sort of trousseau which a young lady 
 required. Every thing seems to have been trimmed 
 
 ^ The list of wines is instructive : — 
 
 Vin dc Saint Jehan, et vin d'Espaigne, 
 Vin de Ryn, et vin d'Alemaigne, 
 Vin d'Aucerre, et vin de Bourgongne, 
 Vin de Beaune, et de Gascongne, 
 Vin de Chabloix, vins de Givry, 
 Vins de Vertus, vins d'Irancy, 
 Vins d'Orleans, et de Saint Poiirsain. 
 
 Vin d'Ay, vins de la Rochelle, 
 Gamache fault et Ganachelle, 
 Vin grec et vin muscadd. 
 
92 EUSTACHE DESCHAMPS. 
 
 with gold. There are mantles of cloth of gold ; robes 
 of silk ; wreaths and caps trimmed with gold, pearls, 
 and precious stones ; tissues of silk and gold ; stuffs of 
 blue, green, purple, white, all embroidered with gold ; 
 chains of gold and golden studs. Every thing is to be of 
 bright colors, for it is an age of splendid color. Then 
 there must be a horse to ride, and a chariot .drawn by four 
 horses, saddles, harness, and trappings properly trimmed 
 with gold. And when the wives of lawyers and bour- 
 geois saw these grand things, they naturally fell to 
 desiring them for themselves. 
 
 As for the men, they must needs have a squire, a 
 maitre d'hotel, a butler, a femme de chambre, horses 
 and stables, baths, expensive furniture, and for the 
 kitchen three whole pages of curious things, including 
 that expensive luxury, white sugar. 
 
 For a good solid standing grievance, there is your 
 mother-in-law. You have got your wife into good order ; 
 every thing is going well, she is happy and contented, 
 until her mother pays you a visit, and then good-by to 
 peace. The scene in which the dear old lady " fixes " 
 the son-in-law is worthy of all praise. Nothing so good 
 until Moliere put Madame de Sottenville on the stage. 
 Like all Frenchmen, Deschamps takes a keen delight 
 in watching the ways of women with each other. 
 Thus, after church, when they all get round the door 
 and dispute as to who should have the right of going 
 out first : — 
 
 " Pass, madame, we wait for you to lead." 
 " Nay, really, before you I cannot, indeed ; 
 Lady Alice will lead, of course." 
 ' *' Oh ! no. The first place is certainly yours." 
 " Pass out, then, my Lady Babelee." 
 ^' I do not presume to lead the way, 
 
LADIES AT CHURCH. 93 
 
 But if you insist, by your order I go." 
 " Nay, rather your courtesy thus to show." 
 *' Indeed, I could not myself, but — well — 
 Oh ! But here is the Lady Isabelle, 
 She will lead." . . . 
 
 But just then somebody recollects that they have for- 
 gotten old Lady Sybille, who is hard of hearing, and has 
 not yet finished her prayers. They all go and drag her 
 up from her knees : — 
 
 '' Get up. Lady Sybille, the ladies wait ; 
 Before you lead, none will pass the gate." 
 
 Lady Sybille obeys, groaning : — 
 
 " O dear, dear, dear, O Sainte Marie ! 
 To wait for a poor old thing like me." 
 
 They are all alike, these Frenchmen. Villon used to 
 watch the poor old women in the Halles, sitting round 
 their fire of shavings, and prattling. " Listen," he says, 
 " you will find them as wise as Macrobius." And 
 Coquillart, talking of the way in which they chatter 
 when they get together, says, " Ba, ba, ba, font ses 
 godinettes ; " while we all remember Beranger's old 
 women. But none of them excel this little picture of 
 the ladies crowding round the church door, so careful 
 not to make any breach of etiquette, and dragging the 
 old woman away from her prayers to lead the way. 
 
 He stops in his satirical course once to sigh after a 
 good wife. He says he will wait. 
 
 And never marry till I find 
 A wife at last made to my mind, 
 Humble and gentle, soft of speech, 
 Ready to work, and easy to teach, 
 Chaste and sweet, of years eighteen, 
 Rich and well-born, grave of mien, 
 Kind as a dove and fair to see, 
 AAd ready in all to follow me. 
 
94 EUSTACHE DESCHAMPS. 
 
 Ah ! send me such a maid for wife, 
 
 I should love her above my life. 
 
 My days would pass in peace and joy, 
 
 Without suspicion or annoy. 
 
 Always at ease, always at rest, 
 
 No dark forebodings in my breast. 
 
 My youth would fly like a happy night, 
 
 Dreamed away in a vision bright. 
 
 My staff she would be in age, and when 
 
 Life at last should pass away, 
 
 AVhen I lay forgotten and left by men. 
 
 She for the peace of my soul would pray. 
 
 Let me give you one more quotation from him on the 
 old, old theme — you will find a specimen iu every 
 chapter : — 
 
 See how the white rose and the red 
 
 Their blossom and their perfume shed 
 
 All in a day. The violet, 
 
 With sweetest odor richly set, 
 
 The daisy and the lily white. 
 
 The marigold and iris bright. 
 
 They spring and bloom : they have their prime, 
 
 They perish e'en in summer time. 
 
 And this day's rose, so fresh and sweet. 
 
 To-morrow dies beneath our feet ; 
 
 The breezes down the plains that blow. 
 
 Strip oif their leaves and lay them low. 
 
 And day by day, till Martinmas, 
 
 Leaf, flower, blossoms, blade of grass. 
 
 Wither and die; then comes the frost, 
 
 And all the summer grace is lost. 
 
 Next winter, with the storm so cold. 
 
 Strikes wood and meadow, copse and wold : 
 
 Then all is faded, dry, and dead. 
 
 We seek in vain : the flowers are fled. 
 
 Deschamps is not a joyous poet. The troubles of his 
 country weigh him down. There is a note of sadness in 
 his most cheerful flights. But he is undoubtedly the 
 poet of his century. He shows its magnificence in dress 
 
THE HOME LIFE. 95 
 
 and living, the fearlessness with which all questions 
 were discussed, the liberty enjoyed by the bourgeoisie, 
 the miseries caused by its wars, the rage and despair of 
 the people at their reverses in the English wars, and 
 all the while the calm domestic life going on uninterrupt- 
 ed by external things, where the wife and the husband, 
 with the children and the mother-in-law, make up the 
 little world. History paints this as the worst and most 
 disastrous period that Europe had ever seen ; yet here, 
 in the most real poet of the century, we see how life, as 
 a whole, went on in the usual way. For when a great 
 pestilence strikes a country, it slays its thousands and 
 goes away. Time quickly heals the wounds of grief, 
 and the w^orld goes on as before. Then come the Eng- 
 lish to sack and destroy. Nature heals their wounds, 
 too, by the recurring seasons, and the world goes on as 
 before. I am inclined to think that life, on the whole, 
 was generally pleasant for a well-to-do Frenchman of 
 the period. When bad times came, they were probably 
 worse than those of the present, owing to the existence 
 of thumb-screws, racks, and other ingenious modes then 
 prevalent of driving life slowly out of the criminal ; and 
 though it was extremely disagreeable three years ago to 
 be kicked and cuffed by a German boor, things were 
 much harder to bear when you had all this and the 
 thumb-screws as well. 
 
 A few words on the greatest friend of Eustache, his 
 master, the poet and musician, Guillaume de Machault. 
 The poetry of Machault is sometimes graceful, but never 
 strong. Like Eustache, and indeed nearly all the me- 
 diaeval poets, except the fabliaux writers, he is remark- 
 ably free from grossness, being essentially a ladies' poet. 
 I only mention him here in order to give myself an 
 opportunity of teUing an episode in his life. 
 
96 EUSTACHE DESCHAMPS. 
 
 It happened when he was ah-eady past fifty years of 
 age, and grievously afflicted with gout. At this mature 
 age love came to him, love in the shape of a fair young 
 princess, Agnes of Navarre, sister to Charles the Bad. 
 She fell in love with him for his verses and his music ; 
 wrote to him ; begged him to come to her. He could 
 not, by reason of his enemy the goat, accept her gra- 
 cious invitation at once. But as soon as possible he 
 travelled south and obtained an interview with the 
 young lady, which is described at length by himself 
 in his best verses, where 
 
 . . . many and many a thing we said, 
 Too long to write, too long to read. 
 
 The princess received him in the garden, he being ac- 
 companied, the prudent man, by his secretary. There, 
 after the many words, Agnes sat down, and, laying her 
 head in his lap, went to sleep, or pretended to go to 
 sleep. Of course, sleep was an accident so very likely 
 to happen. However, in those days of unreal love and 
 unreal gallantry, it passed for the most natural and most 
 proper thing in the world. As soon as her eyes were 
 closed, the crafty young secretary stole softly with a 
 leaf and laid it over the princess's lips, motioning to 
 his master to kiss the leaf. Pale grew the face of the 
 gouty youth of fifty-five. He bent his head, trembling 
 with ardor, when the young rascal of a secretary sud- 
 denly withdrew the leaf, and the lips of our William 
 met those of Agnes. Then she woke up, and scolded 
 in her pretty little way — just as if she had not gone to 
 sleep on purpose — 
 
 Elle me dit moult doulcements, 
 " Amis, moult estes outrageus : 
 Ne savez vous nulz autres jeus ? " 
 Mais la belle prist a sourire 
 
AGNES OF NAVARRE. 97 
 
 De sa tres belle bouche me dire, 
 Et a me fait ymaginer, 
 Et certaineinent esperer, 
 Que ce pas iie li desplaisoit. 
 
 Of course it had not displeased her. What young 
 princess could be displeased with so delicate a compli- 
 ment at once to her rank and her beauty as a kiss on 
 the lips, first reverently covered by a leaf? If any 
 one was to be blamed, of course it was " that boy," 
 the secretary. 
 
 Poor little Agnes had not a happy time of it after- 
 wards. Her brother the Bad came to a fitting end, for 
 he was burned while taking a bath of that newly dis- 
 covered medicine, brandy. They had wrapped him in 
 a woollen bag, and after sewing him up, steeped the 
 bag in the brandy. Unfortunately the valet who wanted 
 to cut the thread after the operation was completed 
 could not find the scissors, and applied the candle. 
 The result was the burning of the wicked king. His- 
 tory is silent as to the punishment of the valet, but no 
 doubt it was something exceedingly disagreeable. 
 
 As for Agnes, she was married to Gaston Count of 
 Foix, one of those noblemen whose amiability, like that 
 of Bluebeard, did not go far enough to allow any to be 
 wasted at home. Agnes left her husband after some 
 years of brutal treatment. Her boy, young Gaston, 
 stayed behind with his father. He grew up at home, 
 and, wanting above all things to reconcile his separated 
 parents, consulted his uncle. King Charles, who had not 
 yet taken the fatal brandy bath. Charles gave him a 
 potion which he said would turn his father's heart back 
 to his wife. Home went the poor boy, boasting of what 
 he had got. The Count heard of it, and made a 
 preliminary trial of the potion on a dog, which died 
 
 7 
 
yo EUSTACHE DESCHAMPS. 
 
 straightway ; upon which he saw that his brother-in- 
 law had intended, by this horrible device, to poison him, 
 and a wild suspicion seized him that his son was an ac- 
 complice. He threw the boy into prison, where he was 
 either starved, as some said, or stabbed by his father, 
 according to others. 
 
 It must not be forgotten, in judging of the happiness 
 of the fourteenth century, that such tragedies as these, 
 though more possible than they became later, were rare. 
 These great and puissant princes had no law but their 
 own inclination, and no restraint but their own good- 
 nature. Occasionally, therefore, when the spirit and 
 the flesh agreed, and were strong together, there were 
 found wild beasts in high places. 
 
Chapter V. 
 RABELAIS. 
 
 The earth, that's nature's mother, is her tomb ; 
 What is her burying grave, that is her womb. 
 
 Romeo and Juliet. 
 
 nPHE common notions of Rabelais are derived partly 
 -■- from Pope's famous line, and partly from the fact 
 of his being generally called the " curd of Meudon," an 
 appointment which he held for less than two years, out 
 of a long life of seventy. 
 
 We picture him to ourselves as a jovial priest, whose 
 reputation is by no means doubtful ; worshipper of two 
 at least of the Latin deities ; one who mumbles a mass 
 and bawls a drinking song ; who spends the briefest 
 time possible over vespers and the longest possible over 
 supper ; who laughs and mocks at all things human 
 and divine ; who is a hog for appetite and a monkey 
 for tricks. 
 
 He has been described as a Lutheran and a Catholic ; 
 as a great moral teacher, a mere buffoon, and a notorious 
 infidel. And, in a way, he was most of these things, for 
 he was a Catholic, inasmuch as he never left the church 
 in which he was born ; he was a Protestant, in so far 
 as he devoted his best energies to heap contempt on 
 abuses which were the main causes of Protestantism ; 
 and he was an infidel within certain limits which I 
 propose to point out. To paint him as a moral teacher 
 alone is to ignore the overwhelming drollery of his 
 
100 RABELAIS. 
 
 character, while to set him up as a mere m^rry-andrew 
 is to forget the reahty — not much like the earnestness 
 of the nineteenth century, but still not so feverish — 
 which underlies his writings, and makes itself felt even 
 when he is laughing with you and for j^ou. 
 
 Let us get first at the real story of his life. He was 
 born about the 3'^ear 1483,^ in the " garden of France," 
 as he calls it, Touraine, and in the town of Chinon : 
 " ville insigne, ville noble, ville antique, voire premiere 
 du nionde." Here his father kept a hostelry, the " Lam- 
 prey," and appears to have had a small farm as well. 
 
 A good deal of discussion has been raised as to the 
 quality and condition of his family, but after four 
 hundred years we can afford to be careless about the 
 question. In those days, and indeed long afterwards, 
 meanness of birth furnished a tremendous weapon of 
 offence in literary controversy. They hurled at Rabe- 
 lais, for instance, the fact of his father having kept an 
 inn, and waited, looking in vain to see him subside. In 
 later years M. Jean-Baptiste Poquelin, M. Francois- 
 Marie Arouet, and M. Caron de Beaumarchais suffered 
 a good deal from similar taunts ; while, before either of 
 these were born, poor Theophile Viaud was reduced to 
 the mere dregs of despair and rage when his enemies 
 contemptuously cut off the last letter of his name, and 
 so somehow deprived him of his claims to territorial 
 gentility. 
 
 Fran9ois Rabelais, then, was indisputably of the 
 middle class. His father wanted to make him, the 
 youngest of several sons, an ecclesiastic, and sent him 
 at ten years of age to the Benedictine monks of Scully, 
 
 * This date is disputed, some putting his birth in the year 1495. 
 There does not seem sufficient reason for departing from the 
 received tradition. 
 
HIS LIFE. 101 
 
 with whom he staj^ed until he was removed to the more 
 important convent of Basmette. Here he was allowed 
 full play to his ardor for study, and made certain friend- 
 ships, destined to stand him in good stead in after years ; 
 notably, Andre Tiraqueau, who helped him in his sorest 
 need ; Geoffroi d'Estissac, afterwards Bishop of Mail- 
 lezais ; and the brothers Du Bellay, all of whom became 
 eminent men. 
 
 In an evil hour for himself he left his Benedictine 
 friends, and removed to the Franciscan convent of 
 Fontenay le Comte. The Franciscan vow seems to 
 have included ignorance as well as celibacy and poverty, 
 and by no other order was the " new learning " more 
 hated and feared. 
 
 He remained in the convent for fifteen years, taking 
 priest's orders in 1511, at the age of twenty-eight. Per- 
 haps by the help of his iriends, perhaps by his own 
 ingenuity, he managed to find the materials for carrying 
 on studies which to the Franciscan order were a criminal 
 waste of time, and were, so far as the Greek language 
 was concerned, a deadly sin. He kept up, for instance, a 
 correspondence in Greek with the great Budseus. But 
 his life there was a constant series of mortifications and 
 annoyances. It is to this long period, spent among the 
 most ignorant, the most bigoted, the most narrow of all 
 orders, that we owe his undying hatred of_monks. It 
 breaks out in every page of his writings, now passion- 
 ately, now sorrowfully ; with a cry of rage, or a laugh 
 of scorn. He hates them more bitterly than even Eras- 
 mus, for his nature is stronger ; he shows his hatred 
 more bitterly than even Buchanan, for his genius is 
 stronger. 
 
 He strikes the key-note in his very first book, the 
 Gargantua : — 
 
102 RABELAIS. 
 
 " If you conceive how an ape in a family is always mocked and 
 teased, you will easily apprehend how monks are shunned of all 
 men, both young and old. The ape keeps not the house as a dog 
 doth; he draws not in the plough as the ox; he yields neither milk 
 nor wool as the sheep; he carriethno burden as a horse doth. . . . 
 After the same manner a monk. He works not as does the 
 peasant; doth not defend the country, as the man of war; cureth 
 not the sick, as the physician; doth neither preach nor teach, as do 
 the good evangelical doctors and schoolmasters; doth not import 
 commodities and things necessary for the commonwealth, as the 
 merchant doth. Therefore is it that by and of all men they are 
 hooted at and abhorred." " Yea, but," said Grangousier, " they 
 pray to God for us." "Nothing less," answered Gargantua. 
 *' True it is, that with a jangling of bells they trouble and disquiet 
 all their neighbors about them." " Truly," said the monk, " a 
 mass, a matin, a vesper well rung is half said." " They mumble 
 grea't store of legends and psalms, by them not understood; they 
 count plenty of pater-nosters, interlarded with Ave-Maries, without 
 thinking upon or apprehending the meaning of what it is they say. 
 And that I call mocking of God, and not prayers." 
 
 It was somewhere about 1520 that the chapter of the 
 convent — one would think they must have had for some 
 time suspicions of the abominable thing going on within 
 their walls — made a sudden raid on the cells of Rabe- 
 lais and his friend Pierre Lamy, and found there, with 
 horror, books written in Greek, the beloved character 
 of the devil himself. Then a mysterious event oc- 
 curred, for which no reasons, save vague and incred- 
 ible reasons, have ever been assigned. Rabelais was 
 condemned to the punishment called " in pace ; " that 
 is, to imprisonment in the dungeons of the convent for 
 the whole term of his natural life, on bread and water. 
 How long he remained in this seclusion we do not 
 know. His friends, and especially Tiraqueau, now 
 governor of Touraine, getting some inkling of his mis- 
 fortune, managed, by force, it is said, to get him out. 
 He appears to have then gone into hiding for some time, 
 
FREEDOM. 103 
 
 until, by the special permission of the Pope, in 1524, he 
 passed over to the Benedictine order, into the Abbey 
 of Maillezais. Here he was further permitted to hold 
 whatever benefices might be given him, m spite of his 
 Franciscan vow of poverty. 
 
 And so, at the age of forty, he came out into the 
 world comparatively a free man — free, that is, to follow 
 his studies in Greek, Hebrew, philosophy, and natural 
 science. I^e is burning with that almost pathetic exu- 
 berance of enthusiasm for learning which marks the six- 
 teenth century. There is no sacrifice too great for the 
 scholars of his time, provided only they may continue 
 their studies. To be poor is nothing : to live hardly, 
 sleep little, work unceasingly, it is all part of the scholar's 
 life. They will do more — they will give up their inde- 
 pendence, be the servants of great men, follow in the 
 train of a bishop or a cardinal ; they will hide their 
 thoughts, or only whisper them to each other; they will 
 be outwardly orthodox, supple, submissive, even servile, 
 provided only they may go on reading. 
 
 " The oldlearning," cries Rabelais, " is now restored: the ancient 
 languages (without which it is a shame for any one to call himself 
 learned) are studied again : Hebrew, Chaldee, Latin. There are 
 correct and beautiful editions printed, an art invented in my own 
 age by divine inspiration, as much as on the other hand artillery 
 is the invention of the devil. All the world is full of learned men, 
 wise teachers, large libraries ; and I think that never even in the 
 time of Plato, Cicero, or Papinian, has there been such convenience 
 for study as one sees now. ... I see brigands, executioners, vaga- 
 bonds now-a-days more learned than the doctors and preachers 
 when I was young." 
 
 Once having got his protection from the Franciscans, 
 Rabelais seems to have cared very little about conciliat- 
 ing the Benedictines. On the contrary, he threw aside 
 the monastic garb altogether, put on that of a secu- 
 
104 RABELAIS, 
 
 lar priest, and became secretary to the Bishop of Mail- 
 lezais. Perhaps the Benedictines were content to see 
 him go. Indeed, his presence among them would be 
 certainly found to be a gene. It was as if among the 
 magic circle of the Senior Fellows — say of Trinity — 
 were intruded one whose chief article of belief was that 
 all fellowships should be abolished, and who was known 
 to advocate openty the sale of college livings and the 
 abolition of college feasts. 
 
 With the Bishop of Legujd, and with the Du Bellay 
 brothers at Glatigny, Rabelais spent the next ten years 
 of his laborious life, always hard at work, always piling 
 up from the things that went on round him new mate- 
 rials of wrath against the monks, but as yet making no 
 indication of becoming any thing else than a scholar, cer- 
 tainly far from suspecting that he was endowed, above 
 all men, with the gift of satire. 
 
 Somewhere about 1530 he went to the University of 
 Montpellier with the intention of getting a medical 
 degree. Remark that at this time, when he is follow- 
 ing the lectures, he is already forty-seven years of 
 age. But medicine was not a new study for him, and 
 apparently he had already practised in some irregular 
 manner. 
 
 His feats — historical and traditional — at Montpellier 
 are too long to narrate ; how he was received among 
 them with acclamation ; how he pleaded the privileges 
 of the university in — let us say, n different languages, 
 the number varying according to the imagination of the 
 narrator ; how he wrote and acted farces ; how he lec- 
 tured, and how he laughed. 
 
 After two years or so of Montpellier life, he went to 
 Lyons, where he held an appointment as physician to 
 the hospital, and where also he appears to have acted 
 
CHRONIQUE GARGANTUINE. 105 
 
 as a corrector for the press, an occupation then taken 
 up exclusively by scholars. Probably he was influ- 
 enced in his choice of a residence by the fact that his 
 friend Etienne Dolet was already established as a printer 
 in the place. The connection of Rabelais with the first 
 reformers of France is certain ; the extent of the con- 
 nection is extremely difficult to determine. It is clear, 
 however, that he had not the least intention of follow- 
 ing Calvin into exile, or Berquin to the stake ; that his 
 sympathies were never in favor of any dogmatic creed 
 whatever ; and that he found the society of Des Periers, 
 Dolet, and the school of Lyonnais free-thinkers, that 
 most congenial to his habits of thought. 
 
 It was here that he published the second volume of 
 the medical letters of Manardi, " Hippocratis et Galeni 
 libri aliquot ; " and a forgery, of which he was the dupe, 
 of a Latin will. Finding that the demand for these 
 works was but small, he revenged himself, as tradition, 
 with considerable air of probability, tells us, by writing 
 the " Chronique Gargantiiine," which appeared under 
 the imposing title of " Les grandes et inestimables 
 Chroniques du grand et ^norme Geant Gargantua, 
 contenant la genealogie, la grandeur de force de son 
 corps," &c. More copies of this extravagance were 
 sold in two months, he saj^s himself, with a mixture of 
 pride and contempt, than of Bibles in nine years. Its 
 appearance was the turning-point of Rabelais' career. 
 Henceforth he will issue no more learned books for the 
 world, he will write to amuse. He permits himself 
 only, by way of distraction from this more serious 
 object, the translation of Marliani's " Topography of 
 Ancient Rome," and then becomes altogether devoted 
 to the exposition of the Pantagruelian philosophy. In 
 1533, he brought out the first book of " Pantagruel," 
 
106 RABELAIS. 
 
 which appears as the second in his collected works, and 
 in 1534 he published the " Gargantua," a revised and 
 miich altered edition of the " Chronique," which is 
 always printed as his first book. 
 
 In *the same year he accompanied Jean du Bellay, 
 Bishop of Paris, in his journey to Rome, undertaken to 
 effect a reconciliation, if possible, between Henry VIII. 
 and the Pope. On his return, he published his cele- 
 brated " Almanack " for 1535. The unfortunate affair 
 of the placards at Paris happening about this time, 
 Rabelais, as deeply inimical to the Sorbonne as any, 
 thought it prudent, with all the band of novateurs and 
 free-thinkers, to go l)ack to Italy till the storm blew 
 over. He chose the safest place in Europe for a man 
 of heretical opinions — Rome: here he obtained per- 
 mission to lay aside the Benedictine habit, and to 
 practise medicine gratuitously ; and as soon as possible 
 he got back to France. 
 
 He was now getting old. Peace and tranquillity 
 came to him at last. He got further permission of 
 the Pope to quit the Benedictine order altogether, the 
 habit of which he had previously laid aside. The 
 powerful family Du Bellay protected and loved him. 
 The Cardinal gave him a canonry ; Martin du Bellay 
 (the Roi d'Yvetot) entertained him in Normandy, 
 Rend du Bellay at Maur ; and Guillaume du Bellay, 
 Seigneur de Langeay, had the author of " Pantagruel '' 
 with him as much as he could. 
 
 In 1546 appeared the " third book," protected by 
 royal privilege ; and on its appearance, leaving his 
 enemies to do their worst, he went once more to Rome, 
 with Cardinal du Bellay. 
 
 Through the influence of Diane de Poitiers, he ob- 
 tained a privilege from Henry II. for his " fourth 
 
HIS DEATH. 107 
 
 book." It was printed in 1552, but prevented by the 
 Sorbonne from appearing till the following year. 
 
 In January, 1553, he resigned his living of St. 
 Christophe, which had been given him by Ren^ du 
 Bellay. On the 9th of February of the same year he 
 resigned the living of Meudon, which he had held for 
 two years only. His '' fourth book " appeared in 
 March, after he had given up his benefice, and in April 
 he died. 
 
 You know the story, which reads as if it were true, 
 of his last words. He is lying at the point of death. 
 A page enters with a message from some great man. 
 " Tell my lord," says Rabelais, " in what a pleasant 
 frame you found me. I go to seek the great Perhaps." 
 Then a few moments after he says, with his latest 
 breath, " Draw the curtain ; the farce is played." He 
 would have said, but for his monkish training, the 
 comedt/. 
 
 It is important to bear in mind, when reading his 
 works, some of their dates : — 
 
 1483. His birth. 
 
 1533. " Pantagruel," Book I. — commonly called 
 
 the second book. 
 
 1534. " Gargantua." 
 
 1546. "Pantagruel," Book IL — called the third 
 
 book. 
 1 553. " Pantagruel," Book III. — called the fourth. 
 
 His death. 
 
 And, in 1562, appeared the first sixteen chapters of 
 the last book. 
 
 The " fourth book," therefore, was given to the 
 world a few days before his death ; while the last did 
 not appear till ten years afterwards. 
 
108 RABELAIS. 
 
 When the first book of " Pantagruel " was written, 
 the author was fifty years of age. It was not the work 
 of a young man ; there was no justification for its faults 
 on the score of youth, and no inexperience to plead in 
 modification of its judgments. The wisdom of a life- 
 time spent in study was to be expected ; the fruits of 
 many a year's toil ; the results of observation of many 
 men and many manners. The age of the author is, 
 indeed, one of the most singular things about it. At 
 a time when most men, dulled by disappointment, and 
 saddened by the loss of all their youthful illusions, 
 begin to fall back upon that gravity of resignation 
 which is one of the saddest properties of age, Rabelais, 
 with the freshness of twenty, but with the wisdom of 
 fifty, begins first to amuse, then to instruct, and finally 
 to laugh at the world. There can be no doubt that his 
 first intention, when he wrote the " Chronique Gargan- 
 tuine " — a mere farrago of nonsense — was- to write a 
 burlesque on the romances of the day, full of giants, 
 knights, and tales of enchantment. Achieving a sudden 
 reputation in a new and hitherto untried line, he con- 
 tinued his tale. But now the impossible becomes, by 
 slow degrees, possible and human : by slow degrees, 
 because he cannot suddenly, not altogether, abandon 
 the burlesque, and because the quaint and misshapen 
 creations of his fancy take time to alter their forms, 
 and become, even approximately, men. Not men and 
 women, because Rabelais has no women in his books. 
 Like Swift, he shows no signs of passion. Unlike Swift, 
 he does not write till an age when the passion of his 
 youth has had time to consume itself in those long days 
 and nights of toil during which he secretly read Plato 
 in the convent cell of Fontenay-le-Comte. Passion was 
 not in Swift's nature ; it was killed in Rabelais. The 
 
ABSENCE OF LOVE, 109 
 
 great fault, common to both, is worse in Swift than in 
 Rabelais, because the former always mixed freely with 
 men and women, while the latter belonged wholly to 
 men. We cannot help a comparison of some sort be- 
 tween the two, but how immeasurably superior is Rabe- 
 lais in sympathy, in dignity, in power of conception, 
 and in all those finer touches which show the insight 
 of genius. 
 
 Not a single woman, except poor Badebec, in all 
 Rabelais. A whole half of humanity absent from his 
 mind. For this, too, we must thank the monks. Love, ♦ 
 the source of all human joys and all sympathies, the 
 mainspring of self-denial, the bond of society, the chief 
 lever of civilization, appears in the accursed monastic 
 system nothing but corruption and natural depravity. 
 The discipline of the convent succeeded in killing all 
 this side of their victim's nature. Rabelais never loved. 
 He never even contemplated the possibility of love. He 
 had no more respect for women than an Australian na- 
 tive for his "gin;" no higher idea of women than the 
 chief officer of the Sultan's seraglio. More than this, 
 there has even dropped out of him that divine love for 
 the mother which makes a Frenchman the best son in 
 the world. Alone among French writers, he has no 
 filial piety. As the old galley-slave may be known by 
 the dragging foot, on which was once the fetter, so when 
 the long years have eaten away his youth, imprisoned 
 with its blind instincts and objectless passions, the ex- 
 monk is known by his sexless mind. On this side, and 
 this alone, Rabelais has no sympathy, no perception, no 
 discoverable trace of humanity.^ 
 
 1 In one place, indeed, he lets us see plainly his opinion that 
 it is best for a scholar and a philosopher to be alone. " Thus," 
 he says, " Pallas, goddess of wisdom, guardian of students, is 
 
110 RABELAIS. 
 
 We are reminded, not only of Swift, but also of 
 Cervantes. He too resolved on writing a burlesque on 
 romances. Presently the caricatures he has conceived 
 begin to show human properties. The moonstruck 
 madness of Don Quixote is not incompatible with wis- 
 dom of the highest kind, chivalry of the highest type. 
 Sancho, who at first follows his master in the hope of 
 bettering his fortunes, follows him afterwards from the 
 noblest sense of affectionate loyalty, when all his hopes 
 of fortune are scattered. And as Pantagruel becomes 
 the wisest of kings, so Don Quixote becomes the knight- 
 liest of knights. For life is too serious to make good 
 burlesque writing possible except within very narrow 
 limits ; and directly the puppets touch on human inter- 
 ests, they become themselves human. 
 
 Impossible as it is to convey to those who do not 
 know Rabelais any adequate conception of the book or 
 the man, let me, keeping the comic element as much as 
 possible out of consideration, try a brief notice of his 
 great work. 
 
 The first book treats of the great giant Gargantua, 
 son of Grangousier (and Gargameile), his birth, child- 
 hood, education, and triumphant victories over King 
 
 called a Adrgin. Thus also the Muses are virgins, and the Graces 
 also. And I remember to have read that Cupid, often asked by 
 his mother, Yen us, why he doth not attack the jVIuses replied 
 that he found them so fair, so virtuous, so continually occupied, 
 one in contemplating the heavens, another in the calculation of 
 numbers,- another in poetical compovsition . . . that approaching 
 them, he unstrung his bow, shut up his quiver, and extinguished 
 his torch through fear of hurting them. Then he took off the fillet 
 from his eyes, in order to see them more openly, and to hear their 
 pleasant odes and poetic songs, in which he took the greatest pleas- 
 ure in the world. ... So far was he from wishing to distract 
 them from their studies." 
 
EDUCATION. Ill 
 
 Picrocliole. This book, altered as it is from its original 
 form, is full of absurdities and extra vagrancies. Garo-an- 
 tua rides a great mare to Paris, which by the whisking 
 of her tail knocks down whole forests ; he robs Notre 
 Dame of its bells ; he combs the cannon balls out of his 
 hair after a battle ; he eats up six pilgrims in a salad, 
 who live for some time in the valleys and recesses of 
 his mouth, with other diverting incidents, most of which 
 are to be found in the first edition. The satirical ele- 
 ment is much stronger in this book than in the first 
 of " Pantagruel," which, as has been stated, appeared 
 before it.' It may be here remarked that nowhere 
 does Rabelais satirize the institution of royalty, or the 
 profession of healing, the two things in the world for 
 which he seems to have had the greatest respect. 
 
 Gargantua's education is at first confided to sophis- 
 ters and schoolmasters. With them he leads the life of 
 a clown. On rising he combs his hair with the German 
 comb, that is, his ten fingers, his preceptors instructing 
 him that to wash and make himself neat is to lose time 
 in this world. Then he gorges himself at breakfast. 
 After breakfast he goes to church, where he hears " six- 
 and-twenty or thirty masses." These despatched, he 
 studies for a paltry half-hour, his heart being in the 
 kitchen. After a huge and Gargantuan dinner, he 
 talks and plays with his attendants. Then he sleeps 
 two or three hours, " without thinking or speaking any 
 harm." After this he drinks, reads a little, visits the 
 kitchen to see what roast meat is on the spit, sups, goes 
 to bed and sleeps till eight. Ponocrates, his new tutor, 
 reforms all this, and, by dint of patience, succeeds in 
 making him forget his old habits. He now rises at four, 
 when he begins the day with prayer and the Holy Scrip- 
 ture, and spends the morning — not a word now of even 
 
112 RABELAIS. 
 
 a single mass — in lectures and philosophical discourse. 
 Then to tennis, after which dinner. At dinner, the 
 talk is of the " virtue, propriety, efficacy, and nature of 
 all that was served in at the table ... by means where- 
 of he learns in a little time all the passages competent 
 for this that are found in Plato, Athenseus, Dioscorides, 
 Julius Pollux, Galen, Porphyrins, Oppian, Polybius, 
 Heliodorus, Aristotle, Ji^lian, and others." 
 
 Then they practise tricks with cards, by which he 
 learns arithmetic ; after this they sing, and then prac- 
 tise horsemanship and all manner of manlj^ exercises. 
 Returning home through the meadows, they herborize 
 and study botany ; and then, being arrived at their 
 lodging, Gargantua sups, afterwards singing, learning 
 astronomy, or playing cards till bedtime. " Then 
 prayed they unto God the Creator, falling down be- 
 fore Him ; and strengthening their faith towards and 
 so glorifying Him for His boundless bounty, and 
 giving thanks to Him for the time that was past, they 
 recommended themselves to the Divine clemency for 
 the future." 
 
 The most remarkable chapters in this book (all 
 written for the second edition) are those which de- 
 scribe Friar John's monastery of Thelem4 ■{Ob'),j]fia'). 
 This was built and instituted after the holy friar's own 
 scheme, to serve as a model for ever for all future con- 
 vents. First, there was to be no wall round it ; and 
 because in some monasteries they sweep the ground 
 after a woman has crossed it. Friar John ordained that 
 if any regular monk enter the monastery every room 
 through which he has passed shall be thoroughly 
 scrubbed, cleansed, and purified. And as in all con- 
 vents every thing is done by hours, it is here strictly 
 enjoined that no clock or dial at all be set up. For the 
 
THELEME. 113 
 
 occupants, they are to consist of such ladies as are fair, 
 well featured, and of a sweet disposition ; and of such 
 men as are comely and well-conditioned. Anyhody 
 may go where he or she likes, and they have free per- 
 mission to marry, to get rich, and generally to do as 
 they please. 
 
 The^ buildings of the monastery, which are more 
 splendid than those of Chantilly or of Chambery, are 
 described, and the fancy of the writer runs riot in 
 picturing all the splendor, luxury, and comfort he can 
 conceive. Thus, by the river Loire, the Thelemites 
 spend their lives, not by laws and statutes, but ac- 
 cording to their own free-will and pleasure. In all 
 their regulations there is but one of universal appli- 
 cation — " Do what thou wilt." On the principles of 
 natural religion, or rather of good breeding, is the 
 monastery of Thelem^ to be governed, "because men 
 that are free, well-born, well-bred, and conversant in 
 honest companies, have naturally an instinct or spur 
 which prompts them to virtuous actions ; " herein the 
 author seeming to get dangerously n6ar the heresy of 
 Pelagius. 
 
 The real hero of Rabelais is Pantagruel, son of 
 Gargantua, and not Panurge at all, notwithstanding all 
 that has been said. At the birth of Pantagruel, his 
 mother Badebec dies, so that Gargantua is divided 
 between weeping for grief at the loss of his wife, and 
 rejoicing at the birth of so fair a son : — 
 
 " Ah ! Badebec, Badebec, my darling, my sweet, never shall I 
 see thee again. Ah I poor Pantagruel, thou hast lost thy good 
 mother." 
 
 With these words he cried like a cow, but on a sudden fell a 
 laughing like a calf when Pantagruel came into his mind. " Ua, 
 my little son," said he, " my childilolly, my dandlichucky, my 
 
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114 RABELAIS, 
 
 pretty rogue. . . . O how jolly thou art ! ... Ho ! ho ! ho I 
 ho ! how glad I am ! Let us drink." * 
 
 The earlier years of Pantagruel, which show too 
 close a connection with the " Chronique Gargantuine," 
 may be passed over. When he grows older he visits 
 the different French universities, Montpellier, Valence, 
 Bourges, Orleans — where he meets the Limousin 
 scholar who talks the new Latin-French — and Paris, 
 whi(;h gives the author an opportunity of giving his 
 famous catalogue of the library. 
 
 And then comes Gargantua's noble letter to his son, 
 exhorting him to study. 
 
 And that which I now write to thee is not so much that thou 
 shouldest live in this virtuous course, as that thou shouldest rejoice 
 in so living and iiaving lived, and cheer thyself up with the like 
 resolution for the future ; to the prosecution of which undertaking 
 thou mayest easily remember how that I have spared nothing to 
 see thee once in my life completely well-bred and accomplished : 
 as vs'ell in virtue, honesty, and valor, as in all liberal knowledge 
 and civility : and so to leave thee after my death as a mirror repre- 
 senting the person of myself thy father : and if not so excellent 
 and altogether as I do wish thee, yet such is my desire. . . . 
 
 I intend, and will have it so, that thou learn the languages 
 perfectly : first of all, the Greek, as Quintilian will have it ; sec- 
 ondly, the Latin; and then the Hebrew, for the Holy Scriptures' 
 sake ; and then the Chaldee and Arabic likewise : and that thou 
 frame thy style in Greek in imitation of Plato ; and for the Latin, 
 after Cicero. Let there be no history which thou shalt not have 
 ready in thy memory; — unto the prosecuting of which design, 
 books of cosmography will be very conducible, and help thee much. 
 Of the liberal arts of geometry, arithmetic, and music, I gave thee 
 some taste when thou wert yet little, and not above five or six years 
 old. Proceed further in them, and learn the remainder if thou 
 canst. As for astronomy, study all the rules thereof. Let pass, 
 nevertheless, divining astrology, and the art of Lullius, as being 
 nothing else but plain abuses and vanities. As for the civil law, 
 
 ^ The name of Pantagruel is derived from Trarra, says Rabelais, 
 and gruel^ which *' in the Hagarene language doth signify thirsty. ^^ 
 
PANTAGRUEL. 115 
 
 of that I would have thee to know the texts by heart, and then to 
 compare them with philosophy. 
 
 Now, in matter of the knowledge of the works of nature, I 
 would have thee give thyself curiously ; that so there be no sea, 
 river, nor fountain, of which thou dost not know the fishes ; all the 
 fowls of the air ; all the trees, whether in forest or orchards ; all 
 the herbs of the earth ; all the metals that are hid within the bowels 
 of the earth; together with the precious stones that are to be seen 
 in the east and south of the world. Let nothing of all these be 
 unknown to thee. And at some of the hours of the day apply thy 
 mind to the study of the Holy Scriptures ; first, in Greek, the New 
 Testament, with the Epistles of the Apostles ; and then the Old 
 Testament in Hebrew. In brief, let me see thee an abyss of knowl- 
 edge : for from henceforward, as thougrowest great and becomest 
 a man, thou must part from this tranquillity and art of study, thou 
 must learn chivalry, warfare, and the exercises of the field, the 
 better thereby to defend my house and to succor our friends in all 
 their needs, against the assaults of e"\dl doers. 
 
 But because, as the wise man Solomon saith. Wisdom entereth 
 not into a malicious mind, and knowledge without conscience is 
 but the ruin of the soul; it behooveth thee to serve, to love, to fear 
 God, and on Him to cast all thy thoughts and all thy hope, and, by 
 faith formed in charity, to cleave unto Him, so that thou mayest 
 never be separated from Him by thy sins. . . . And, when thou 
 shalt see that thou hast attained to all the knowledge that is to be 
 acquired in that part, return unto me, that I may see thee, and give 
 thee my blessing before I die. 
 
 Under Epistemon, his. tutor, Pantagruel makes rapid 
 proofress in study. In Paris he meets Panurge, who 
 addresses him in thirteen different languages, the 
 author probably bearing in mind a similar feat of his 
 own, when he pleaded the cause of the Montpellier 
 University. He hears and decides a cause in which 
 the pleadings are given with great prolixity of nonsense 
 on either side. Then we have the mischiefs of Panurge,, 
 the victories of Pantagruel, and the descent of Episte- 
 mon to the nether regions. This book, indeed, is the 
 only really mirthful one in Rabelais. It was the 
 natural sequel and development of the " Chrouique 
 
116 RABELAIS. 
 
 Gargantuine." There is very little satire in it, and no 
 malice ; he leaves the monks alone, and only makes 
 fair game of the pedantry of the lawj'ers and the follies 
 of the university. 
 
 It is not difficult to construct, from this book alone, 
 a sort of master-key to the whole. Thus Pantagruel 
 is he who collects the wisdom and knowledge of his 
 councillors, and applies them to the practical purposes 
 of life. Epistemon, his tutor, represents scholarship 
 and learning ; Eusthenes, the right application of 
 strength. Friar John is the soldier and man of action, 
 spoiled by the monkish robe. Panurge — TtdvovQyog — 
 what may he not represent ? He is intellect, unaided 
 by rank or wealth. He is intellect without moral 
 principle. He is cunning, without forethought ; auda- 
 cious, without bravery. He is a spendthrift, contriver, 
 libertine, scholar, coward, wit. He has no pity, no 
 sympathy, no shame, no reverence ; he has no virtues 
 at all. He has no strength, only craft ; no affection, 
 save for what will help him. Pantagruel is a great 
 king, and Friar John a lusty comrade. But if John 
 gets old and Pantagruel weak, Panurge will betake 
 himself to the nearest available protector, and be as full 
 of animal spirits, as jovial, as reckless as ever. Panurge 
 is a man with every faculty, but without a soul. 
 
 I know that this kind of allegorizing is dangerous, 
 and may be carried very far beyond what was ever 
 intended. Still I have little doubt that some such 
 scheme, over and above the first idea of a burlesque, 
 was in the mind of Rabelais. Mere fooling, to a man 
 so learned, would have been simply impossible, and his 
 genius is nowhere so conspicuous as in the exquisitely 
 human touches of tenderness and sympathy that light 
 up his pages. But there is this one character that has 
 
PANURGE. IIT 
 
 neither sympathy nor tenderness, and I am more and 
 more convinced that in Panurge Rabelais seriously 
 designed to show to the world man, in his highest 
 development of intellect, but with no soul — stripped 
 of that divine element which gives him, alone in the 
 world, the power of sympathy. It would be vain to 
 follow up the allegor}-, always sitting loosely upon him, 
 in his last two books deliberately neglected in order 
 to satirize the church ; and all his characters, except 
 Panurge and Pantagruel, sink into insignificance when 
 they visit the islands of Papimanie and Papefigue, and 
 the abode of the great Pope-hawk. 
 
 Panurge, then, is not the hero of Rabelais. It is the 
 consistency of his character alone, and the prominent 
 part he plays, that has led critics to forget his real sub- 
 ordination to the leading figure of the group ; and the 
 majestic conception of Pantagruel, wise and calm, is 
 only brought into stronger relief by the turbulent bois- 
 terousness of his follower. 
 
 We may put aside, too, as wholly absurd, the old 
 idea that the work depicts the living personages of the 
 time. Nothing can be sillier than the so-called keys to 
 Rabelais. Allusions, it is true, are constantly being 
 made to topics of the day, to local gossip, and contem- 
 porary anecdote. In the details of the J^ook, as well as 
 in its spirit, there is a flood of light thrown upon the 
 thought of the time — a time more abundantly illus- 
 trated than almost any other. Indeed, from Brantume, 
 Marot, Des Pdriers', Rabelais, and Erasmus, the first 
 fifty years of that remarkable century might be repro- 
 duced with a vividness and fidelity to which I think no 
 other period, unless it be the last century, presents a 
 parallel. 
 
 The third book opens with Panurge's prodigality, 
 
118 • . RABELAIS. 
 
 after Pantagruel had given him the lordship of Salmy- 
 
 gondin, and his discourse on the pleasure and profit of 
 
 being in debt. 
 
 " Be pleased to represent unto your fancy another world, wherein 
 every one lendeth and every one oweth, and all are debtors and all 
 creditors. What would be the harmony among the regular move- 
 ments of the heavens ! I think I hear it as well as ever Plato 
 did. What sympathy between the elements ! . . . I lose myself 
 in the contemplation. Among men, peace, honor, love, fidelity, 
 repose, banquets, feasts, joy, delight ; gold, silver, small money, 
 chains, rings, merchandise will run from hand to hand. No law- 
 suits ; no war ; no disputes ; no one then will be a usurer, a miser, 
 avaricious, or a refuser of loans. Good God ! will it not be the 
 age of gold — the kingdom of Saturn — the idea of the Olympic 
 regions, in which all other virtues cease, and Charity alone is 
 regent, mistress, queen ? " 
 
 Then come Panurge's grave doubts on the subject of 
 marriage, and the incomparable chapter where he sets 
 forth his difficulties to Pantagruel, receiving from him 
 the alternate advice, " Marry, then," and '' Then do 
 not marry." 
 
 The rest of the book is chiefly made up of the ad- 
 vice given to Panurge by different councillors, none of 
 whom advances his cause at all. Here, too, occurs the 
 case of Judge Bridoise — without any exception, the 
 finest piece of comedy in the whole of Rabelais. The 
 humor consists not so much in making the poor old 
 judge, against whom an appeal has been lodged, confess 
 that he decided this case, and has decided all others 
 during his whole life, by the throw of the dice, keeping 
 big dice for important cases, and small dice for trifling 
 ones, as in the judge's perfect incapacity to see any 
 reason for concealing the fact, or any other method of 
 arriving at perfect justice and fair dealing, and his 
 inability to make any other defence than that, by 
 reason of the infirmity of age, he might be prevented 
 
PROTECTORS. 119 
 
 from rightly discerning the points of the dice, and so 
 the course of justice be diverted. 
 
 The Sorbonne could find nothing in the third book 
 to complain of. In one chapter, the word dne was 
 printed no less than three times instead of dme; but 
 King Francis refused to sanction its prohibition on that 
 account, and the book appeared Cum prlvilegio. 
 
 Now Rabelais had little of the spirit of a martyr in 
 him. There was probably no form of religion for which 
 he would have gone to the stake, or even, willingly, to 
 prison ; martyrdom would have been just as disagree- 
 able to him whether at the hands of the monks or the 
 Calvinists. Both parties would certainly liave burned 
 him, had they been able, with a lively joy ; Calvin out 
 of the malice of a disposition rendered morbid by 
 bodily suffering and wounded personal vanity, and the 
 monks out of pure revenge on a man Avho had done 
 more than any other man, living or dead — Walter de 
 Mapes and Jean de Meung not excepted — to bring 
 them into contempt. 
 
 There must have been some protector at court on 
 whom Rabelais relied when he resolved on issuing his 
 fourth book ; else we must believe that in his old age 
 he committed the only imprudent act of his life ; and, 
 after dexterously avoiding his enemies for seventy 
 years, voluntarily put his head into the lion's mouth. 
 He died, but that was unfoi-eseen ; and we may picture 
 the rage of the orthodox when their old enemy, now 
 almost within their grasp, slipped quietly out of their 
 hands. The church never forgets, and priests never 
 forgive ; perhaps it was well for the writer that his life 
 was not prolonged beyond his threescore years and ten. 
 
 To the protection of the Du Bellay family, he added 
 that of Cardinal Odet. He it was, I think, who subse- 
 
120 RABELAIS. 
 
 qiiently became a professed Protestant, and took a wife. 
 There must have been others, and the nature of the 
 work must have been perfectly known to them ; for 
 now an obvious change comes over the spirit of the 
 ' book. It is no longer the pure spirit of drollery ; there 
 ; is no more tenderness ; the old geniality seems gone 
 out of it; the animal spirits of the old man are dying 
 I out ; the fire of his resentment mounts higher ; all is 
 n fierce, vehement, bitter satire: he laughs, with a gibe 
 vl at the monks ; he moralizes, with a jest on the priests. 
 The last book may be taken with the fourth, though 
 it did not appear till ten years after the death of the 
 writer, and then without his final touches and correc- 
 tions. It lacks these ; its bitterness is too keen ; it has 
 no geniality at all, though it wants some, if only to set 
 off and heighten the boundless measure of its contempt 
 for monks and priests. 
 
 In the fourth book, however, we are not wholly 
 without fun. There we may read several very good 
 . stories : how Panurge bargained for the sheep ; how 
 the Lord de Basche struck a wholesome terror into 
 bailiffs ; how Francis Villon was revenged on Friar 
 Tickletoby ; how the great storm fell upon them, with 
 the cowardly conduct of Panurge ; and how the frozen 
 words fell on the deck, and melted, and were heard. 
 Here, indeed, are goodly materials for mirth. But tho; 
 tone of the whole is somehow changed. 
 
 They visit, during this Odyssean voyage, the island 
 of Shrovetide, the island of Papefigue, the inhabitants 
 of which, though once rich, were now poor, wretched, 
 and subject to the Papimanes. Then they go to the 
 island of Papimanie — " navigasmes par ung jour en 
 s^renit^ et tout plaisir, quand a nostre veue s'offrit la 
 benoiste isle des Papimanes," — and observe the calm 
 
THE POPEHAWK. 121 
 
 weather which always reigns round the island of the 
 orthodox. When they near the shore, a boat puts off, 
 to ask them, " Have they seen him ? " " Seen whom ? " 
 asks Pantagruel. " Him ! " they repeat. " Who is 
 he?" quoth Friar John. "Par la mort beufi I will 
 smash him," thinking it had been some notorious 
 criminal. " How ! " cried they in the boat, " do you 
 not know, gentlemen pilgrims, the Only One 
 (F Unique) ? Nous parlous du Dieu en terre." 
 " Upon my word," says Carpalim, " they mean the 
 Pope." *' Oh, yes I " says Pantagruel, " I have seen 
 three of them ; much better am I for the sight. One 
 at a time, understand." " O folk thrice and four times 
 happy ! " they cry, " welcome and more than welcome." 
 '' Then they knelt down before us, and wished to kiss 
 our feet." 
 
 Then they were entertained by Homenas, who sets 
 forth the praise of the decretals, and how they gather 
 gold for Pome. 
 
 Next they go to the court of the great inventor . 
 Gastel-, the first Master of Arts in the world. There, 
 in the liveliest allegory, Rabelais shows how necessity ♦ 
 and self-preservation are the parents of all arts and 
 sciences, and how from the mere want of food springs 
 every development of the ingenuity of man. 
 
 The purpose of the writer grows wider still in the 
 last, imperfect book. They go to the isle of Bells 
 (File Sonnante), where the single Pope-hawk lives • 
 with clergy-hawks, monk-hawks, priest-hawks, abbot- 
 hawks, bishop-hawks, and cardinal-hawks. These birds 
 are all of strange birth. They are imported from the 
 land of Lack-bread, and never go back. They sing 
 at the ringing of bells ; they lead joyous and happy 
 lives, "but nothing to what we shall have," says 
 
^ 
 
 122 RABELAIS. 
 
 jEdituus, " in the other world ; " and they are all sacred, 
 and not to be touched on pain of fearful punishments. 
 Here, without the least disguise, the church is de- 
 scribed. Then to other islands, including that of 
 Grippeminaud, the Inquisitor, and so on to the last, 
 the Oracle of the Bottle. 
 
 We see, then, in Rabelais, three stages : simple bur- 
 lesque, allegory, and satire almost unmixed. He has 
 the same purpose throughout, but it grows. While 
 at first he attacks monks only, he afterwards aims 
 at the follies of the whole church, and even at the 
 court and constitution of Rome, finishing the whole 
 with the oracle which relieves Pantagruel's mind, and 
 sums up the Pantagruelian philosophy by the magic 
 word, "Drink." 
 
 "Now," says the priestess, "you may depart, my 
 friends, under the protection of that intellectual sphere 
 whose centre is everywhere and circumference no- 
 wdiere, which we call God. Go, by. command of God 
 who leads you, to God. AVhen you return to the 
 world, do not fail to affirm that the greatest treasures 
 are hidden underground ; and not without reason." 
 
 The controversies of the time, the endless disputes 
 of the schools, the differences of churches — what were 
 they to men who could feed on Plato, and roam over 
 the flowery fields of ancient philosophy ? What was it 
 to them whether the bigot of Geneva, or the bigot of 
 Rome, conquered ? What to them the issue of ques- 
 tions as idle as the bells of Vile Sonnante^ as meaning- 
 less as the frozen words on the deck of Pantagruel's 
 ship? The spirit of priesthood — that had been the 
 enemy of philosophy in old times, and was its enemy in 
 the new times; its fanaticism, its blind fear of ignorance, 
 were their natural foes ; the long chain of custom, the 
 
THE PANTAGRUEUANS. 123 
 
 fetter that bound men's souls to decaying forms, was 
 what they would fain, but could not, remove. Life 
 might be cheered by the intercourse of scholars ; but 
 life with the common herd, with the so-called religious, 
 or the so-called learned, was intolerable, ludicrous, 
 stupid. As for the doctrines of the church — well, 
 they are good for the common people. Meanwhile, the 
 great God reigns : He is like a sphere whose centre is 
 everywhere and circumference nowhere. The ministers 
 of religion are its worst enemies : he who is Avise will be 
 tied by as few dogmas as may be, but he will possess his 
 soul in patience ; and after seventy years of study, 
 thought, and labor, will accept the sacraments in the 
 usual way, with one last parting insult for the priest 
 who brings them. 
 
 This is the Pantagruelian philosophy, which was pro- 
 fessed by no small number of scholars. It was no mere 
 name, or peg, on which to hang a string of trifles. It was 
 followed by those who felt, with Rabelais, that to promote 
 learning was to promote progress ; that to remonstrate 
 against evils which spring mainly from ignorance is 
 futile. Hence they passed their lives in unprotesting 
 acquiescence, content to feel that the things they knew 
 would grow and spread more and more. There are few 
 scholars now to compare with those of the sixteenth 
 century. What men could learn they learned. Not 
 the whole circle of science only, but the whole circle of 
 languages, in which literature worth the reading was to 
 be found, was theirs. Rabelais was botanist, physician, 
 and astronomer. He knew Latin, Greek, Hebrew, Ara- 
 bic, and Italian ; perhaps, also, for the only limit to his 
 power of acquisition was that imposed by the dial, he 
 knew all those other languages in which Panurge ad- 
 dresses Pantagruel. But while their learning was great, 
 
124 RABELAIS. 
 
 their numbers were small. They lived their own lives ; 
 few of them shared in the ambitions and hopes of other 
 men : they were men of the cloister, ^not of the outer 
 world. As for this outer world, it was a seething mass 
 of brutality, ignorance, and superstition. They knew, 
 out of those Greek volumes which monks regarded with 
 such just suspicion, how dark their own time was, com- 
 pared with that which had been. They knew well 
 enough that the ceremonies which men were taught to 
 believe God-sent, were copies and relics of paganism ; 
 they saw the Dii minores in the saints, the cult of 
 Venus in that of the Virgin, the Pontifex Maximus in 
 the Pope. 
 
 Some of them, among whom was Clement Marot, one 
 of the philosophers, though no scholar, laughed and 
 made sport of all the turmoil about religion ; some, not- 
 ably the Cardinal du Bellay, gravely held their tongues ; 
 some, among them Bishop de Saint Gelais (not Octa- 
 vien, or Mellin, the poets), went over to the Protestants ; 
 some, among whom was poor Etienne Dolet, talked, and 
 got burnt for their pains ; one or two, among whom was 
 Bonaventure Des Periers, broke out into open infidelity ; 
 while others. More, Erasmus, and Rabelais the chief, at- 
 tacked the abuses but remained in the church, which was 
 indeed their only camp of refuge. For them Calvin would 
 have been a more intolerant master than the great Pope- 
 hawk himself, and they were not the men to exchange 
 one yoke, however galling, for another that would gall 
 them worse in a different place. Is it too much to say, 
 with the examples before us, that the leading intellect of 
 the time remained with the ancient church ? 
 
 Some men there are who seem too great for creeds. 
 If they remain in the church wherein they were born, it 
 is because in no other would they find relief from the 
 
CREED OF RABELAIS. 125 
 
 fetters of doctrine, and because the main things wliich 
 underlie Articles are common to all churches, in which 
 the dogmas are the accidents of time and circumstance. 
 This, however, is touching on dangerous ground. 
 Rabelais and his friends went further than contempt 
 for the trappings of modern religion. They rejected it 
 altogether. There can be no doubt, not the slightest 
 doiibt, that Rabelais, like Dolet and Des P^riers, was a 
 pure and simple Deist. Des P^riers, indeed, deliber- 
 ately divulges, in the " Cymbalum Mundi," the secret 
 creed of his associates. It appears, to intelligent Chris- 
 tians, dreary and dark enough ; to non-intelligent Chris- 
 tians, that is, to the greater part of the world, absolute 
 blasphemy. " In this great and wonderful world," 
 Rabelais might have said, " I see everywhere the mark 
 of a mind whose grandeur is beyond any thing which 
 the human intellect can conceive. In the wondrous 
 formation of the body, in the courses of the seasons, in 
 the instincts of animals, in the great and awful mys- 
 teries of birth and death, in growth and decay, in the 
 annual sleep of the world and its annual waking, in 
 every thing upon the earth, above it, and beneath it, 
 I see benevolence, forethought, care for the happiness 
 of creation. In the investigation of the laws which 
 govern the world, I see the only hope of improving 
 men's lives, shortening their pains, increasing their joys. 
 To search for the secrets of Nature is the work of our 
 days, as to cultivate the pure intellect was the work of 
 the ancients. Nature, on the one hand; Plato and 
 Cicero, on the other hand. Beyond these, what ? Only 
 the silence of the grave. To all our questioning no 
 answer ; to all our passionate longing, no lifting of the 
 curtain. Light and joy beneath the sun ; on tliat side 
 what awaits ? Let us go on in the protection of that 
 
126 . RABELAIS. 
 
 intellectual sphere whose centre is everywhere and cir- 
 cumference nowhere, which we call God. We have no 
 revelation ; we have but one hope, that, since the things 
 required for our life are made so incomparably well, the 
 benevolence of the Creator will continue, should exist- 
 ence continue, beyond the grave." ^ 
 
 Not a Christian. I am certain that Rabelais was not 
 a Christian. And yet he never satirizes Christianity, 
 because he sees that, right or wrong, it is good for the 
 people to have the definite laws of a dogmatic religion. 
 He saw the evils of the church, but he hoped to help 
 their cure ; not directly, by schism, by any kicking 
 against the huge fabric he could not overthrow ; but in- 
 directly, by spreading the cause of learning, by bringing 
 monasticism into contempt, by widening the boundaries 
 of thought, and leading the world through laughter 
 rather than censure. He wholly failed, because men, 
 as a rule, not humorous by nature, cannot be led by 
 laughter, and because he profaned the sacred precincts 
 of the temple by buffooneries which other men prac- 
 tise outside. 
 
 Of his erudition, as shown in the book, I have given 
 no examples, but he knew more than any other man of 
 the time ; I have not said, indeed, a tenth part of what 
 might be written of him. It is not impossible that 
 England will yet learn to appreciate more largely this 
 glorious wit and satirist. There may be found some 
 
 1 This is what he might have said ; hear what he actually does 
 say. " Physis, that is, Nature, at first begat spontaneously beauty 
 and harmony, being of herself fertile and fecund. Antiphysis, who 
 is always the antagonist of nature, immediately conceived an envy 
 of this birth, and in her turn produced deformity and discord. . . . 
 Since then she begat the cagots and papelards, the demoniacal 
 Calvins, impostors of Geneva, church vermin, and other monsters 
 . deformed and framed contrary to nature." 
 
 -h- 
 
HIS MORAL TEACHING. 127 
 
 man who has the leisure, and to whom it would be a 
 labor of love, to edit for modern readers the life and 
 voyages of Pantagruel. The necessary omissions could 
 be made without very great difficulty, and the parts to 
 be left out are not inwoven with the web of the whole. 
 
 Considering him as a moral teacher, we must remem- ., 
 ber what things he taught, and that he was the first ta I 
 teach them in the vernacular. Many of his precepts are ^^ 
 now commonplaces, texts for the copy-book. But they 
 were not so then. In that time, when only a few had 
 learning, and the old mediaeval darkness was still over 
 the minds of men, we must remember what things, per- 
 fectly new and previously unsuspected, he poured into 
 men's ears. He showed them what a monastery might 
 be, the home of culture, letters, good manners, and . 
 gentle life. He taught the value of learning by direct 
 admonition, in the letter of Gargantua, of which I have 
 extracted a piece, and by the example of Pantagruel : 
 the value of good breeding, if with only a small tincture 
 of letters, in Gargantua : against the solid arts he con- 
 trasts the follies of alchemists, astrologers, and foolish ' 
 inventors: he shoAvs that Necessity, against which we 
 pray so fondly, is in reality the parent and founder of 
 all that men have achieved — great Gaster is the first 
 Master of Arts. In brave stolid Friar John he shows a 
 nature open and manly in all except where the monks 
 have spoiled him. He exposes, from the height of his 
 own learning, the shallow pedantry of the schools, and 
 the folly of the people who forget God in their rever- 
 ence for the Pope ; he paints, in his wondrous panonima 
 of life, the foolish judge, the greedy priest, the cruel , 
 inquisition, the lawyer with his false rhetoric, and the 
 needy adventurer with his shifts, turns, and wiles: 
 against all these he sets his wise and tranquil king. 
 
128 RABELAIS. 
 
 whom no storms terrify, no clamors disquiet. I wish 
 there had been one, only one good priest, with one good 
 woman, so that we might extend over Rabelais that veil 
 of perfect charity which should have covered all his 
 faults. But priests he hated and women he suspected. 
 The robe he wore was to him like a bodily deformity — 
 it corrupted his mind and narrowed his views. It would 
 be easy to illustrate his Avit, his humor, his headlong 
 fun, and that easy jovial spirit which probably rendered 
 him during the whole of his long life — save when he 
 was munching his crust in 'pace at Fontenay-le-Comte — 
 the happiest of his kind. But I would rather, in writ- 
 ing about Rabelais, dwell upon that side of his character 
 which made him a teacher the like of whom Europe 
 had not yet seen. 
 
 A great moral teacher. Yes. But it would have 
 been better for France if his book, tied to a millstone, 
 had been hurled into the sea. Not on account of the 
 just and obvious charge which any one who opens its 
 pages will bring against it. That is nothing. The 
 filth and dirt of Rabelais do not take hold of the mind 
 — a little cold water washes all off. I have said above 
 that he wholly failed in his purpose ; he did more, he 
 greatly sinned, in a manner which has never yet been 
 pointed out. He destroyed effectually, perhaps for cen- 
 turies yet to come, earnestness in France. He found 
 men craving for a better faith, believing that it was to 
 be found, and left them doubting whether any system 
 in the world could give it. Great and noble as are 
 many of the passages in Rabelais, profoundly wise as 
 he was, I do believe that no writer who ever lived has 
 inflicted such lasting injury on his country. 
 
 As for his fault of coarseness, his biographers defend 
 it on the usual ground — taste of the age, and so forth. 
 
LUCIAN. 129 
 
 Rubbish ! Where is the " taste of the age " in Eras- 
 mus ? There has been no time in the world's history, 
 from Catullus downwards, when those who have sinned 
 in this way have done so in deference to the ** taste of 
 the aofe." 
 
 Note on Lucian's True History. 
 
 The voyage of Pantagruel is borrowed, in many of its details as 
 well as in the leading idea, from the very curious " True History " 
 of Lucian, the real origin of so many fabulous voyages and travels. 
 Lucian's Gulliver begins by setting sail from Cadiz with exactly 
 the same desire as animated Columbus ; he wanted to find out 
 what lay beyond the western ocean. He took with him fifty 
 stalwart companions and a trusty pilot ; had a large and stout 
 vessel, which he provisioned with stores which would serve them a 
 long time. After encountering a storm which lasts eighty days, 
 they arrive at a hilly and richly wooded island, where they found 
 a pillar of brass, with an inscription in Greek, " Thus far came 
 Bacchus and Hercules." Two foot-prints, one of enormous size, 
 marked the farthest step of the god and hero. The rivers of the 
 island flow with wine, not water ; the clusters of grapes yield pure 
 wine ; then there were women who below the waist were mere vine 
 trunks, and who, when two of his companions tried to kiss them, 
 clasped them tight in their tendrils and transformed them into 
 vines. So in the seventh circle of Dante's "Inferno," Jacopo is 
 transformed into a bush which, as in Lucian, screamed with pain 
 when any twig or branch was broken oif . 
 
 Sailing away from the island, the ship is caught by a whirlwind, 
 which carries it up three thousand stadia into the air. The adven- 
 tures of the crew become now exciting indeed. They sail to the 
 moon, and being received hospitably by King Endymion, enlist as 
 volunteers in the war which he is about to wage with King Phae- 
 thon. Endyinion's forces consist, among other troops, of eighty 
 thousand Ilippogyps, i. e. warriors who bestride vultures, each 
 with three heads, so vast, that every feather is as big as a ship's 
 mast; of twenty thousand mounted on "cabbage-fowl." i. e. birds 
 whose wings are like lettuces — and so on. Phaethon's forces are 
 described in the same way. The engagement ends in the total 
 defeat and discomfiture of Endymion, who makes haste to accept 
 the most humiliating terms. The Greek sailors are taken prisoners, 
 but are speedily released by Phaethon, who allows them to go on 
 their way. As for the manners of the moon-men, they have been 
 
130 RABELAIS, 
 
 repeatedly described since the time of Lucian ; but perhaps his 
 narrative has the merit of the greatest originality. They, the sub- 
 jects of Endymion, do not die, but vanish when the time of death 
 approaches. They do not eat or drink, as we do, only dine off the 
 odor of a roasted frog, or drink the air squeezed into a goblet. To 
 be esteemed beautiful you must be bald. They extract oil from 
 onions : get pure water from their grapes ; wear no pockets, being 
 provided with a pouch like the kangaroo ; the rich have garments 
 of glass, the poor of brass. The country abounds in minerals and 
 ores, which are worked by pouring water on them. To preserve 
 their sight they take out their eyes, and only use them when they 
 please, the rich buying up the spare eyes of the poor, and so on, 
 many details of which have been imitated by Rabelais. 
 
 Leaving the moon, they come next to the City of Lanterns (see 
 Pantagruel, v. 32, 33), Lychnopolis, where they land and see 
 many curious things. After several other adventures they meet 
 with the great misfortune of the voyage, being sw-allowed up by an 
 enormous whale, three hundred miles long, at one gulp, ship and 
 all. Getting inside they can at first (see Gargantua, chap. 38) see 
 nothing at all, but gradually perceive that they are in a vast cavity. 
 All about them lie bones of fish and men, ships with their cargoes, 
 sails, masts, skins and skulls of beasts. This is near the throat of 
 the monster. Sailing farther on they arrive at a small island, forty- 
 five miles round, with hills and valleys, forest-trees, singing-birds, 
 and fountains. On landing they discovered a small pillar erected 
 to Neptune, and presently came upon an old man and his son, the 
 last survivors of a mishap exactly like their own, who had lived 
 on the island for twenty years. They were very well off, having 
 cultivated the ground about their hut, and being able to fish in a 
 salt-water lake in the island, but with one drawback — the other 
 inhabitants, of w'hom there were about a thousand. The new- 
 comers rid them of these, and they all sit down to enjoy what good 
 things are left to them. After a long imprisonment the idea occurs 
 to them to eifect their escape by setting fire to the forest. They 
 do so. After the wood has burned for a few days, the monster 
 grows uneasy, sickens rapidly, and dies. They prop his jaws up 
 with beams of timber, and sail out again, the two original prisoners 
 accompanying them. 
 
 There were other adventures doing equal credit to Lucian 's 
 imaginative faculty. They get into a frozen sea, where they dig 
 a cave and live in the ice; they arrive at the sea of milk, with its 
 island of cheese; the salt sea where men have feet made of cork, 
 and skim about ; and then the Island of the Blessed, where, after 
 being subjected to a good deal of unpleasant questioning by llha- 
 
LUCIAN'S TRUE HISTORY. 131 
 
 damanthus, they are allowed to stay for some months. It is a 
 pleasant place. The city has palaces of gold and ramparts of 
 emerald; its gates are of cinnamon-wood; its pavements are of 
 ivory; its temples are built of beryl, with altars of amethyst ; there 
 are crystal baths, and round the city flows a stream of rose-water. 
 They dress in purple ; they drink of the three hundred and sixty- 
 five fountains of water, honey, and essences. If they go outside 
 the walls it is to lie in beds of flowers, while the nightingales drop 
 roses on their heads, and choirs of sweet-voiced boys and girls sing 
 to them. All the demigods are there, and all the old philosophers. 
 Socrates, it is true, is in temporary disgrace, having been informed 
 by Rhadamanthus that his flirtations and levities may be carried 
 too far. Diogenes is so far changed that he is married to Lais, and 
 has taken to drink. Plato is set on an island by himself, where he 
 makes laws for ever. The Stoics are not admitted, and are still all 
 climbing up the steep slopes of the Hill of Virtue, while the Aca- 
 demics, who would like to come in, are excluded on account of 
 their having denied the existence of the place. 
 
 But an unpleasant incident disturbs their happiness. Cinyrus, 
 son of the old man above mentioned as the original prisoner, begins 
 a flirtation with Helen — Menelaus, as usual, seeing nothing. He 
 carries it so far as to propose an elopement, and actually puts her 
 on board the ship and sails away. There is a great commotion 
 among the heroes. They sail after the couple and presently bripg 
 them back, Helen in tears and Cinyrus in despair. The latter is 
 sent off to Rhadamanthus for sentence. 
 
 After this they all sail away again. In a short time they come 
 to a fog which smells like a mixture of burning asphalte, brim- 
 stone, pitch, and roasted flesh. It is a dark and murky atmos- 
 phere. There are howls, and cries, and the crack of whips. Alas! 
 it is one of the islands of the accursed. They land. No tree grov/s 
 — it really reads like the mediaeval Place of Torment. Swords and 
 daggers are stuck in the ground, point uppermost, instead of flow- 
 ers ; there are three rivers circling round it, respectively flowing 
 with mire, blood, and fire. And here is poor Cinyrus, the last se- 
 ducer of Helen, hung up over a slow fire and roasting like a modern 
 Huguenot. Gulliver takes occasion to remark, piously, that he is 
 glad to see liars and false historians in the hottest places. 
 
 Thence to the Island of Oceanus, with four gates, not two, as 
 Homer superficially observed. The bad dreams pass through two 
 gates of irou and potter's clay respectively; the pleasant dreams 
 through those of iron and ivory. 
 
 And a little more in the same style, the history abruptly wind- 
 ing up, as such histories might, with the promise of more next time. 
 
Chapteb yi. 
 MONTAIGNE. 
 
 Fnii paratis et valido mihi, 
 Latoe, dones ; et precor, Integra 
 Cum mente, nee turpem senectam 
 Degere, nee cithara carentem. 
 
 HoR. Carm. i. xxxi. 17. 
 
 ly /r Y book would be incomplete indeed were it to pass 
 -^^■*- over the name of the most remarkable writer, the 
 most original, the most delightful, that France has ever 
 produced. Yet what to say aboat Montaigne that has 
 not been said before ? His life, his writings, his philoso- 
 phy have been written of again and again. From time 
 to time, every writer has a paper on Montaigne ; once 
 at least in every generation there is a translation, a 
 biography, a reprint ; once in his life at least every 
 writer feels the desire to make him the subject of a 
 study. For Montaigne is an established favorite ; he 
 belongs to the world: the older we grow the more we 
 love to read him ; the conditions of his life once ascer- 
 tained just out of curiosity, we feel no more interest 
 about the details. All these are of no consequence, 
 because our thoughts are ever within that old round 
 chamber where the texts on man's nothingness are 
 carved on the rafters, and where, surrounded by his 
 thousand volumes, the philosopher sits and writes. 
 
 He is the descendant of a long line of country gentle- 
 men, some of them merchants at Bordeaux. Scaliger 
 said that Montaigne's father was a " herring-monger," — 
 
BIRTH OF MONTAIGNE, 133 
 
 which was ill-natured, as well as untrue, — whose family 
 name was Yquem, Eyquem, or Ayquem. The head of 
 the house resided in a castle, or fortified house, strono" 
 enough to resist any sudden attacks of wandering sol- 
 diers, and removed far enough from the track of armies 
 to count on comparative security. In fact, during all 
 the troubles of the Fronde, Montaigne never had any 
 other guard than an old porter. The memory of Pierre 
 Eyquem, Montaigne's father, has been preserved in the 
 Essays, so that we know him almost as well as his son. 
 A methodical orderly man, proud of his personal activity 
 and of his appearance, restless and full of projects, he 
 wanted to establish, among other things, the modern 
 system of advertising ; pure in life and manners, odd in 
 his wavs and dissatisfied if things were done as ordinar}'- 
 people do them ; unlettered, but with a profound ad- 
 miration for learning, altogether a quaint, admirable 
 character, quite in harmony with that of his great son. 
 
 Michel de Montaigne was born in 1533, the third son. 
 He was held over the font by two peasants, in order, 
 his father said, that he might be under obligations to 
 them, and look after their old age ; it was a kindly 
 thought. Then he was sent away to a nurse in a vil- 
 lage hard by that he might be made strong and healthy. 
 When he began to talk, his father provided a German 
 tutor who did not know French, with two assistant 
 tutors ; all these instructed to converse perpetually in 
 Latin with the child, so that he might learn to speak the 
 Latin tongue before any thing else. Not a word of French 
 was allowed to reach his ears, and when he was brought 
 home every person in the chateau, from his mother to 
 the scullery-maid, was strictly enjoined either to talk 
 Latin to the child, or to hold their tongues. Soon they 
 began to learn, even the servants, to talk Latin, and so 
 
134 MONTAIGNE. 
 
 far did the strong will of Pierre Eyqiiem prevail that 
 many Latin words escaped from the kitchen and grew 
 into use among the vilhiges around, where perhaps they 
 still linger, like the relics of the Greek among the 
 Marseillais. 
 
 But at six years of age little Michel, his father distrust- 
 ing his own experiment, was sent away to school, and 
 probably very soon picked up the language of the boys. 
 This was in 1539. The school was that college of 
 Guienne where George Buchanan was a professor at the 
 time, and where the great Muretus taught. Then he 
 went through the miseries of school life. " What do 
 you hear," he asks, " in school ? Nothing but the screams 
 of tortured children or of masters drunk with rage." He 
 learned to like reading through Ovid, Virgil, and Terence, 
 acted in the Latin plays of Buchanan and Muretus, and 
 was 'considered to have completed his school education 
 at the age of thirteen. That is to say, he completed his 
 preliminar}^ training, and then was sent to study law, 
 perhaps at Toulouse, perhaps at Bordeaux. At all 
 events he was at Bordeaux during the curious insurrec- 
 tion of 1548. 
 
 We next find Montaigne in Paris, the city which he 
 loved with more than the ordinary Frenchman's devo- 
 tion. " I love Paris," he says, '' for itself. I am a 
 Frenchman only through this great city — great in its 
 13opulation, great in the happiness of its situation — but, 
 above all things, great in the variety of its conveniences 
 and appliances of all kinds; the glory of France, and 
 one of the noblest ornaments of the world." In some 
 capacity or other, now undiscoverable, Montaigne was 
 attached to the Court, and found favor, not only with the 
 king, Henry H., but also with his queen, Catherine of 
 Medici. In 1554, being then twenty-one years of age. 
 
AT COURT. 135 
 
 he was made a councillor of the Conr des Aides for 
 Guienne. The post had been bought by his father 
 for himself, and ceded by him to his son, wlio held it 
 for twelve years. It was thus that he became the col- 
 league of his most dear and especial friend, Etienne 
 de la Boetie. 
 
 The duties of the post did not, however, prevent liim 
 from spending most of his time at Paris, where, accord- 
 ing to his own account, written in those ripe years wlien 
 the glories of his youth appeared decked in all the colors 
 that an unrepentant memory could lend, he led the life 
 common to the 3'oung fellows of his own times — love- 
 making his principal business, gambling his principal 
 recreation. Remember that Montaigne, grave and dec- 
 orous afterwards as became a married man and a country 
 gentleman, never affected a morality he did not feel, 
 and was a typical Frenchman in so far that he separated 
 religion from life, holding that a creed gives safety and 
 a death-bed absolution certainty. 
 
 In 1559 Henry II. was killed in that unlucky tourna- 
 ment by the lance of Montgomery, an accident of which 
 Montaigne was an eye-witness. In the same year 
 Montaigne accompanied the new king, Francis II., on 
 his journey into Lorraine, on which he was accompanied 
 by his wife, Mar}^ Stuart. Nothing can exceed the ad- 
 miration and love which Montaigne felt for this beautiful 
 and unhappy queen — nothing more real than the indig- 
 nation with which he speaks in later years of her ex- 
 ecution. The year after, we find him with Charles IX. 
 in Rome, where he saw the celebrated three American 
 Indians. And then he appears to have gone back to 
 Bordeaux, to enjoy the society of La Boetie, author of 
 the '' Servitude Volontaire." Their friendship was short, 
 for the accomplished and learned La Boetie died at the 
 
136 MONTAIGNE. 
 
 age of thirty-two, having known Montaigne only six 
 years. His death-bed is described by the survivor with 
 a simplicity and a devotion which make the scene en- 
 tirely pathetic and beautiful. " My brother," said the 
 dying man, " my brother whom I love so dearly, and 
 whom I had chosen from so many men to renew with 
 you that virtuous and sincere friendship, the use of which 
 by the triumph of vice has for so long been removed 
 from among us, so that only some traces remain in the 
 memory of antiquity, I beg you, as a testimony of my 
 affection, to be the heir of my library. This is a very 
 small present, but it is heartily bestowed. It will be to 
 you fjivt]^6awov tui sodalis.^^ And the noblest essay that 
 Montaigne ever wrote is that on "Friendship." Men at 
 that period yearned after a communion of souls, which 
 should be the highest and noblest friendship). Mostly, 
 they were disappointed. Marot and Dolet believed in 
 each other at first, but afterwards quarrelled. Ronsard 
 and Joachim du Bellay, Rabelais and Jean du Bellay, 
 Boileau and Moliere, realized something of the perfect 
 trust and confidence, none approached the ideal friend- 
 ship, the love of David and Jonathan, so nearly as 
 Montaigne and La Boetie. But Jonathan died in 1563, 
 and David, to assuage some of the anguish of his mind, 
 looked about for a new mistress, a fact in his life which 
 the historian notes in passing with some astonishment, as 
 being a most singular and unphilosophical consolation. 
 After the mistress came the wife. His marriage took 
 place two years later, when he was thirty-three years 
 of age, the bride being the Demoiselle Frangoise de 
 Chassagne, daughter of a Bordeaux councillor. The 
 marriage was one without much affection, and the phi- 
 losopher, though he is careful to speak well of the married 
 state, — '' it is a gentle way of social life, full of con- 
 
HIS MARRIAGE, 137 
 
 stancy and confidence, with an infinite number of useful 
 and solid offices and natural obligations," — is always 
 falling into little tempers about his wife and his do- 
 mestic happiness. '' Cato," he says, " like ourselves, 
 was disgusted with his wife." " Marriage is like a cage, 
 those birds that are inside desire to get out, and those 
 that are out want to get in." There is nothing, however, 
 to show that his Avife was not a good woman, if a quick- 
 tempered one, and a good wife. She brought him half- 
 a-dozen children, all of whom died in infancy except 
 one daughter. 
 
 Four years after his marriage Montaigne published his 
 first book, which was a translation of a cuiious book by 
 one Raymond de Sebonde, called " Theologia Naturalis," 
 the first attempt to establish the Christian religion by 
 arguments drawn from natural reasons, apart from reve- 
 lation. No one seems to have taken much notice of the 
 work, which was revived after the Essays had brought 
 the author's name into notice. 
 
 In 1568 his father, Pierre Eyquem, died, and Michel, 
 being now the eldest son — his brother. Captain St.- 
 Martin, had been killed some time before by an acci- 
 dent in a tennis court — succeeded to the chateau and 
 property of Montaigne. The year after this he resigned 
 his post as councillor, and then applied himself to the 
 collection and publication of La Boetie's Remains, a 
 work which necessitated a good many visits to Paris. 
 We are not told whether he took his wife with him, but 
 one fears that he left the poor lady in the country while 
 he went to Paris to spend his mornings among the 
 printers and his afternoons at court, basking in the favor 
 of the queen-mother. There is no proof that he got into 
 the literary circles which then formed the glory of Paris ; 
 and though he speaks in his Essays of having conversed 
 
138 MONTAIGNE. 
 
 with poets known to all the world, it is quite clear that 
 he was not one of that band whose names still maintain 
 their reputation. Among these were Antoine de Baif, 
 Ronsard, Du Bellay, Des Fortes, and Agrippa d'Au- 
 bigne. We may be quite certain that if Montaigne had 
 been one of them, we should have heard all about it, the 
 little Gascon gentleman being by no means inclined to 
 hide away the glory of his literary friendships. But in 
 point of fact, the one single literary friend he had was 
 La Boetie, and no one in Paris suspected that for the 
 hundreds who would read Ronsard and Ba'if, there were 
 going to be tens of thousands who would read Montaigne. 
 
 In 1571, the year before the Saint Bartholomew, 
 Montaigne, being then thirty-eight years of age, retired 
 to his chateau with the design of spending the rest of his 
 life in " the bosom of the learned Virgin, in repose and 
 liberty." The repose Avas prevented from becoming 
 monotonous by the uncertain tempers of his household. 
 He acknowledges that he sometimes fell into rages him- 
 self, could not bear the troubles of domestic matters, and 
 used to warn " those who had the right of being angry," 
 i. e. his wife, " to be chary of their wrath, and not to let 
 it loose without reason ; " perhaps the most exasperating 
 thing one could say to a quick-tempered wife. 
 
 It was at this period, then, that he began to write 
 his Essays. Not that his life Avas altogether secluded 
 from the world. He received the order of Saint-Michel, 
 no great distinction, but still something. He was sent 
 by the Duke of Montpensier to make a great speech to 
 the parliament of Bordeaux. He was in a perpetual 
 terror during the civil war ; afraid that his house would 
 be attacked ; suspicious that he had not, perhaps, joined 
 the stronger party. He brought out his first volume of 
 Essays in 1580. And then was attacked by the same 
 
MAYOR OF BORDEAUX. 189 
 
 dreadful disease which had killed his father ; and it was 
 in hopes of curing it that he travelled through France ai>d 
 Lorraine, Switzerland, Germany, and Italy. He enjoyed 
 his travels enormously, writing the most interesting de- 
 scriptions possible of what he saw, with reflections in 
 his quaintest style, but returned without having done 
 his disorder any good to be Mayor of Bordeaux. This 
 was a great and important honor. For the Mayor of 
 Bordeaux must be a gentleman, an armiger^ and he took 
 precedence during his office of all nobles. Montaigne 
 held the post for four years, being once re-elected. To 
 his great satisfaction nothing of importance or difficulty 
 happened during all that time. Then he returned to 
 his chateau, where Henry of Navarre paid him a visit. 
 Montaigne was on good terms with Corisande d'Adonis, 
 "la belle Corisande," predecessor of Gabrielle d'Estrdes, 
 and at the same time was a friend of Queen Margaret 
 of Valois, now separated from her husband. 
 
 Presently the plague broke out in Bordeaux and 
 spread over the whole of Guienne and Perigord, the 
 dreadful scourge raging with a virulence difficult to 
 believe. Whole villages we are told were destroyed. 
 Montaigne says that not a hundredth part of the people 
 escaped — this must have been exaggeration. The grapes 
 remained ungathered, the corn unreaped, and the people 
 sat still, waiting for death, none caring for any thing 
 but to get sepulture ; men, while still in health, dug 
 their own graves, even got into them living, to escape 
 the wild beasts. Montaigne himself saw one of his own 
 workmen with the last movements left to him of hands 
 and feet, dragging the earth over himself. In Bordeaux 
 eighteen thousand died out of forty thousand. Mon- 
 taigne left his chateau, and took what he calls his 
 " caravan," consisting of his mother, his wife, his daugh- 
 
140 MONTAIGNE. 
 
 ter, and his servants, to different places to get out of 
 the way. He even refused to go into Bordeaux to pre- 
 side at the election of his own successor. But Montaigne 
 was not a hero, and it did not probably appear to him 
 that duty called him to the post of danger. 
 
 In the midst of all these troubles he went on with 
 the Essays. The third volume was completed and pub- 
 lished in 1588, when he was fifty-five years of age. To 
 bring this out he went to Paris, and there fell in with 
 Mademoiselle de Gournay. Marie de Gournay, then 
 twenty-two years of age, had long read and re-read the 
 Essays till she had conceived a passion for the author. 
 She heard that he was in Paris, and sent him a message 
 full of compliments. Montaigne called upon her, came 
 again, and then sat down to be worshipped. This was 
 what he had wanted all along — some one to appreciate 
 him. In the country no one seemed to know how great a 
 man he was ; he had, it is true, the honor of being ex-mayor 
 of Bordeaux. But that was not enough — he wanted 
 literary fame — he wanted disciples — he wanted flat- 
 tery. He got it now in full measure, running over, from 
 a young, beautiful, and accomplished woman. " I look," 
 he says, "to no one else in the world" — had he not a 
 daughter and a wife ? — "If adolescence can foretell any 
 thing with certainty, that mind will be one day capable 
 of the finest things. . . . The judgment she formed about 
 the first Essays, being a woman, and in this age, and so 
 young, and the only one who did so in her neigh- 
 borhood . . . are accidents worthy of consideration." 
 Of course ! can any author have a doubt of the 
 ability, the extraordinary sagacity, the keen intellect, 
 of one who selects him, of all the rest, for praise 
 and flattery ? Marie de Gournay must be a genius. 
 Poor Marie! we shall meet her again ^ when the roses 
 » See p. 225. 
 
MARIE DE GOURNAY. 141 
 
 are all faded, and the promise of her youth has come to 
 nothing — passionate still in her worship of Montaigne, 
 crowned still with the withered garland of praise which 
 he placed upon her brow, rejoicing to the end in her 
 title of Montaigne's adopted daughter. 
 
 While in Paris, the essayist found himself one da}' 
 arrested and sent to the Bastille. No one accused him 
 of having done any thing, but a cousin of the Duke of 
 Elbeuf having been arrested by the king at Rouen, the 
 duke thought it would be well to exercise a reprisal. 
 His imprisonment only lasted a few hours, Catherine 
 of Medici herself sending an order for his immediate 
 release. The little incident, however, was sufficiently 
 discomposing to send him away at once, and he joined 
 the court in its wanderings from Rouen to Blois. De 
 Thou was with him at the time, and records some of 
 their conversations: thus, this critic, incapable of under- 
 standing the Essays, actually advised Montaigne to cut 
 out all the parts which related to himself, and his per- 
 sonal likings and habits. The two were at Blois to- 
 gether when Henry murdered the Duke of Guise. In 
 1589, he went back to his own chateau, married his 
 daughter, and sat down to talk with a new disciple, the 
 Abb^ Charron, and to write to Marie. 
 
 And a few years later, before he reached his sixtieth 
 year, came the much-feared death. Montaigne died on 
 the 13th of September, 1591 : his last action being to 
 sit up in his bed with uplifted hands, in the act of adora- 
 tion, when the priest elevated the host. 
 
 His mother survived him for nine years ; his wife for 
 thirty-six years. His only daughter, whose first act was 
 to disperse her father's library, lost her husband and 
 married again. One of his two daughters left three 
 daughters, through the eldest of whom the Montaigne 
 
142 MONTAIGNE. 
 
 property remained in possession of the essayist's de- 
 scendants till the present century. 
 
 Such, briefly told, is the life of Michel de Montaigne. 
 It remains t.o say a word on the Essays. And here, in 
 presence of the volumes that have been written upon 
 him, it behooves us to be brief. In the first place, let us 
 rid ourselves at once of the notion that Montaigne had 
 any object in view. He had none. He conceived the 
 idea of writing down his thoughts, his observations, his 
 speculations, the results of his own experience. It was 
 an experiment. The dignity of literature, just then 
 occupied with ancient learning and newly discovered 
 general ideas, had not yet stooped to the consideration of 
 such a simple thing as ordinary humanity. Montaigne 
 took the man of whom he knew most, himself, the creat- 
 ure which was to him the most interesting object in 
 the world; and then began to group round this central 
 figure all thoughts, influences, events, accidents, and 
 habits which had accumulated during his lifetime. The 
 man stands before us for ever contemplating an immense 
 pile of these things, his own. Suppose you had spread 
 out before you all the things you had bought, possessed, 
 or imagined, in the course of your life ; suppose there 
 were the to3^s and games of childhood, the follies of 
 youth, the disappointments, the projects, the successes 
 of a long career, would not the mere description of these 
 things make an interesting volume ? But Montaigne 
 does more. He gives us not only these things, but the 
 things he has learned from them. Montaigne's Essays 
 owe their greatest charm to the fact that they reveal not 
 only the secrets of a soul, but of a soul not much raised 
 above the commonplace, and like our own. Such influ- 
 ences as acted upon his spirit, act upon ours. He goes 
 
THE ESSAYS, 143 
 
 about the world among his fellows, plays the fool among 
 the boys, and is sober when he grows older ; has posts 
 of honor and dignity; associates sometimes with great 
 people ; is himself a gentleman of some learning ; is a 
 married man, and ^ fere de famille. There is nothing 
 which is not entirely commonplace, ordinary, and of 
 mere routine in his life ; every thing which should make 
 him entirely fitted for the task he undertook. The 
 Pleiad poets, for instance, with their scholarship, seclu- 
 sion, and pedantry — if these should attempt to do what 
 Montaigne succeeded in doing, what sort of man would 
 they produce ? Consider what ordinary people talk 
 about ; listen to them at their tables, in the streets, 
 in railway carriages : as they talk, Montaigne's people 
 talked. It is not of politics, nor is it of literature, nor 
 is it of art. They talk of their own habits first, their 
 little dodges to keep off sickness and defer death ; then, 
 their likings and dislikings ; then, any amusements that 
 are going on ; then, money-making ; then, the topic of 
 the day, on which they have a decided opinion. That 
 is how Montaigne talked, that is how he wrote. Nothing, 
 clearer than the portraits of himself, got from his Essays: 
 nothing less likely to excite enthusiasm. 
 
 He- used to write in a large circular room, with an 
 adjoining square cabinet. The rafters are bare, and 
 covered with inscriptions, cut by the direction of Mon- 
 taigne, such as the following : — 
 
 " Things do not torment a man so much, as the opinion he has 
 of things." 
 
 " Every argument has its contrary." 
 
 " Wind swells bladders; opinion swells man." 
 
 " Mud and ashes, what have you to be proud of? " 
 
 " I do not understand, I pause, I examine." 
 
 The sides of the square cabinet were covered with 
 
144 MONTAIGNE. 
 
 fresco paintings, " Mars and Venus surprised by Vulcan," 
 and such refreshing subjects, to which the philosopher 
 might turn when wearied by working at his " certain 
 verses of Virgil." The circular room, in which was his 
 library of a thousand volumes, no contemptible collection 
 for the time, is sixteen paces in diameter. Here for 
 twenty years, save when he is running up to Paris •' on 
 business," sits a little squat-figured, undignified man; 
 he is past forty now, and no longer fond of violent exer- 
 cises : he dresses in plain white or black : he is quick 
 and hasty-tempered, insomuch that his servants get out 
 of his sight when he begins to call them " calves : " he is 
 easily irritated by little things, such as the fall of a tile, 
 or the breaking of a thing : he sits down to dinner late, 
 because he does not like to see a crowd of dishes on the 
 table : he is fond of wine, but is not intemperate : he is 
 awkward, and unable to do things which other men do : 
 cannot dance or sing : cannot mend a pen, saddle a horse, 
 or carve meat, and his awkwardness makes him uncom- 
 fortable. He has all the virtues, he says, except two or 
 three : never makes enemies, never does any man injury ; 
 makes it his rule to keep things comfortable about him ; 
 is extremely kind-hearted, and eminently selfish. He 
 is lacking in the domestic faculty ; cares little about his 
 wife, and does not pretend to care at all for babies ; and 
 he is always interfering with servants, so that they hate 
 him. As regards his reading, it is without method, 
 desultory; he takes up his books one after the other, 
 and browses among them, reading Latin histories for 
 chief pleasure. He evidently has no real love for poetry 
 or power of criticism, because >ve find him turning from 
 Ovid and Virgil and admiring the miserable centos in 
 vogue at the time. 
 
 Do you want to know more about him ? Read the 
 
THE ESSAYS, 145 
 
 Essays. There you will find every page with some 
 allusion to himself. You will be pleased to learn that 
 he prefers white wine to red ; tliat he loves to rest with 
 his legs raised ; that he likes scratching his ear, with 
 other interesting details. 
 
 It is all, in fact, as I said before, about himself. There 
 is the man, with his appearance, his manners, his habits, 
 and his baggage of thoughts. And because it is a real 
 man, ten times as real as Rousseau's pretended self, 
 therefore it is an immortal book. The main interests of 
 life lie in the commonplace ; the great thoughts of a 
 genius are too much for most of us ; we like the easy 
 wanderings of a mind of our own level ;^ we follow the 
 speculations of one who is not far removed from our- 
 selves with pleasure, if not with profit. Like him, we 
 doubt ; like him, we know nothing ; like him, we have 
 no disposition to be martyrs ; like him, we long after 
 something that » we have not got, something that we 
 cannot understand ; like him, we feel it is an extremely 
 disagreeable necessity, this of death. 
 
 Like ourselves, but yet superior. His mind differing 
 in degree from ours, not in kind ; larger, broader, 
 keener. It is impossible that truth should be better 
 studied in a successive series of observations, although 
 he is never able to show the relations of one to another. 
 They have, indeed, no natural relations to him. He 
 feels himself in a labyrinth full of uncertainty, doubt, 
 and perplexity, wanders aimlessly along, turning from 
 
 ' People like best to read something just a little above their 
 ordinary stratum of thought. Hence you get a sort of pyramid of 
 popularity, at the base of which is Tupper. Next to him comes 
 A. K. H. B. As you go higher up you pass Carlyle, Helps, Km- 
 erson, a crowd of dignified names. Very few people, if they reach 
 the top, care to remain long in an atmosphere so cold and bracing. 
 
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146 MONTAIGNE, 
 
 path to path, plucking flowers as he goes, and careless 
 about finding any clew. His mottoes, cut upon the 
 rafters of his library, show his mind, in which uncer- 
 tainty is the leading characteristic. An uncertainty 
 which chimed in with the miserable condition of affairs 
 in the world ; when burnings, tortures, civil wars, horrid 
 plagues, were the commonest accidents of life, and man's 
 intellect, man's reason, man's kindly nature, seemed 
 powerless to arrest the dreadful miseries wrought by 
 king and priest. Religion ? It is a need. Truth ? 
 Who knows what it is? Government? It means pro- 
 tection. Life ? It means disappointment, disease, fear 
 of death. Science ? A bundle of contradictions. Love ? 
 It means falsehood and infidelity. And then men quar- 
 rel as to whether Montaigne was a Christian. It is ex- 
 asperating to find the question so much as raised. What 
 were these two banners under which men were ranofed, 
 of Huguenot and Catholic? Some poor artisans, like 
 Bishop Bri^onnet's weavers of Meaux, might greatly 
 dare for Hberty's sake ; to the men of culture, the rival 
 parties were but two political sides. Montaigne be- 
 longed to that side which represented, in his eyes, order 
 and law; he was, therefore, a Catholic. Like all the 
 men of his own time, he had a creed, a kind of pill, to 
 be taken when it might be wanted. The time had gone 
 by when such men as Rabelais and Dolet hoped to bring 
 the world to Deism ; the scholars had accepted the in- 
 evitable position of orthodoxy, and while giving all their 
 activity and interest to heathenism, were zealous sup- 
 porters of the lifeless creed. Montaigne a Christian ? 
 compare his morality with that of the Gospels ; read 
 how the dread of death is breathed in every page of his 
 book ; remember how he says that to pretend to know, 
 to understand aught beyond the phenomenal, is to make 
 
HIS RELIGION. 147 
 
 the handful greater than the hand can hold ; the armfid 
 larger than the arms can embrace ; the stride wider 
 than the legs can stretch — ''a man can but see with 
 his eyes and hold with his grasp." Try then to remem- 
 ber that we are not in the nineteenth century, but in 
 the sixteenth ; that Montaigne died in the act of adora- 
 tion, and cease to ask whether the man was a Christian. 
 Christian ? There was no better Christian than Mon- 
 taigne in all his century. 
 
Chapter VII. 
 LA SATYRE MENIPP^E. 
 
 FRENCH political satire, of which the fabliaux pre- 
 sent few examples, found its first home among 
 the Clercs de la Basoche ; nor was it till well on in the 
 sixteenth century that it escaped from the stage and ap- 
 peared in verse and prose. Its first appearance in the 
 new character was, as might almost have been expected, 
 inconceivably libellous, personal, and coarse. There 
 were the " Fanfreluche et Gaudichon," an apology, after 
 the manner of Rabelais, for the Saint Bartholomew ; the 
 " Fortune de la Cour ; " the " He des Hermaphrodites ; " 
 the " Ldgende du Cardinal de Lorraine ; " the " L^gende 
 de Catherine de Medicis," and plenty of others. These, 
 like wasps, inflicted their little sting, and passed away. 
 One satire only had genius to make it live ; one had 
 vigor enough to turn the tide of popular opinion and 
 influence the course of affairs. It was a satire, fresh, 
 clean, healthy, and new, as well as strong ; and was the 
 work of a small band of unknown scholars, who devised 
 it for their own amusement, without suspecting for a 
 moment the effect it would produce. It came out in 
 the year 1593. Let us remember what was the state of 
 France at that time. King Henry III., whose only noble 
 and kingly act was the courage with which he met his 
 death, had been murdered by Frere Jacques Clement in 
 1589, a few months after he had himself murdered the 
 
POLITICAL ASPECT OF FRANCE, 149 
 
 Duke of Guise and the Cardinal. Paris' shouted and 
 screamed with joy at the news. From every pulpit 
 thundered praises of the regicide, and up and down the 
 streets drove the Duchess of Montpensier, sister of the 
 murdered Guise, with her mother, crying the good 
 tidings about. Nor was it till the Parisians were quite 
 hoarse with bawling, that they discovered their new 
 position to be a great deal worse than the old. For the 
 third Henry being dead, the next heir to the throne was 
 undoubtedly the Huguenot Henry of Navarre. Before 
 the murder of the king, some compromise was always 
 possible between him and the League, but now, none. 
 Worse than this, it was very soon discovered that the 
 League was divided among themselves. For, if the 
 B^arnais were kept out, who should come in ? There 
 were two possible answers to the question. By the abo- 
 lition of the Salic law, the heiress of the crown was the 
 Infanta Isabella of Spain, daughter of Philip II. by his 
 third wife, Elizabeth, sister to the last three kings. 
 Suppose the Salic law maintained, and Henry still kept 
 out, the nearest heir to the crown was, undoubtedly, 
 the young Duke of Guise himself.^ The door was thus 
 set open to intrigues of all kinds. The Duke of 
 
 * The able and ambitious man to whom was due the rise of this 
 great house, Claude de Lorraine, was the second son of Ren^, 
 Duke of Lorraine. He married by the order of Francis I. An- 
 toinette of Bourbon, in which way he became connected with the 
 royal line. The greatness of the house continued to increa.se till, 
 with the murder of Duke Henry by the king, it received a blow 
 from which it never recovered. But it had made alliances with 
 kings; it numbered four cardinals in as many generations; it had 
 appropriated to itself all the dignities, honors, and offices possible 
 to be got; and it had become powerful enough to shake the throne 
 itself. Through Mary Queen of Scots, the daughter of Marie de 
 Guise, their blood flows in the veins of our own royal family. 
 
150 LA SATYRE MENIPPEE. 
 
 Mayenne, uncle of the young duke, was violently op- 
 posed to the abolition of the Salic law in the interest of 
 himself rather than his nephew, whom he proposed to set 
 aside. Philip of Spain did all in his power to promote 
 the abolition, throwing out hints of the marriage of his 
 daughter with a French noble, and even offering the 
 crown, in his left-handed way, to the young duke. And 
 so, when the great council of the States met in 1593, 
 they found themselves unable to agree upon a policy, 
 and separated, the cause of the League being irreparably 
 injured by their indecision, their quarrels, and their 
 personal interests. 
 
 Then, in the midst of the Catholic factions, in a time 
 of general hesitation, doubt, and distrust, when the 
 people were weary of war, when they began to under- 
 stand that S]Danish intrigues boded no good to France, 
 there dropped among them all, like a bombshell — the 
 " Satyre Menippee." 
 
 The '' Satyre Menippde," named in imitation of Yarro's 
 Menippean Satires, which were in their turn named 
 after that Menippus CTtovdoyelaTog, who was imitated by 
 Lucian, describes the meeting of the States of 1593. 
 
 It begins by introducing a couple of quacks, one of 
 Lorraine and the other of Spain (the cardinals of Pel- 
 levd and Plaisance), retailing in the court of the Louvre 
 the celebrated Catholicon of Spain, a drug which has 
 the effect of enabling those who take it to commit any 
 quantity of crimes and treasons without affecting the 
 tranquillity of the conscience and entirely for the good 
 of the church. 
 
 The way thus cleared, we have a description of the 
 grand opening procession. First comes the rector of the 
 university, late Bishop of Senlis, Roze by name. He 
 has put off his rector's hat, and donned the gown of a 
 
INTRODUCTION, 151 
 
 master of arts, with a bishop's mantle, a soldier's gorget, 
 a sword at his side, and a halberd in his hand. After liim 
 comes an army of curb's, monks, novices, all equipped 
 in similar style, armed according to Saint Paul's in- 
 junctions. Then follow the leaders of the League, 
 each described with the fidelity of a caricature, the 
 legate, '•'- vray miroir de parfaite beaut(3," being the 
 ughest man in the world ; Madame de Nemours, mother 
 of the Due de Mayenne, grandmother of the young Due 
 de Guise, uncertain whether to appear as queen-mother 
 or queen-grandmother ; the Dowager Duchess of Mont- 
 pensier (sister to the Due de Mayenne), with a green 
 scarf, very dirty from long use ; the guards, Italian, 
 Spanish, and Walloon, but no French ; and the rest. 
 And so they all go to church, where they hear a sermon 
 by Rector Roze on continuing the war, ending appro- 
 priatel}^ with the quotation, " Beat! pauperes spiritu." 
 
 The hall in Avhich the assembly is held is prepared so 
 as to be exactly similar to that where Charles VII. the 
 dauphin, in 1480, was declared incapable of succeeding 
 to his father's kingdom, but the tapestry was all new, 
 and apparently made with special reference to the busi- 
 ness in hand. Thus, near the dais Sertorius is repre- 
 sented, dressed as a Frenchman, among the Spaniards, 
 about to consult the oracle, and on the other side is Spar- 
 tacus, haranguing his army of slaves, with a flambeau, 
 which he is applying to a temple, and the motto : — 
 
 Si aqua non possum, ruina exstinguam. 
 
 There were also dehneated the fall of Icarus and that 
 of Phaethon, with the sisters of the latter metamorphosed 
 into poplars, one of whom, who had broken her leg by 
 running to help her brother, marvellously resembled the 
 Duchess of Montpensier (she was lame). 
 
152 LA SATYRE MtNIPPEE. 
 
 On the tapestry near the dais was the history of the 
 golden calf, Moses and Aaron being represented by 
 Henry HI. and the Cardinal of Bourbon, and the calf 
 having the lineaments of the late Duke of Guise. 
 
 The next piece represented the entry of John, Duke 
 of Burgundy, into Paris, and the Parisians all singing 
 " Noel." 
 
 Among the other pieces were the history of Absalom, 
 who drove his father out of Jerusalem, all the faces 
 being those of Leaguers ; the feats and treacheries of 
 the Bedouin and the Assassins, among them bearing a 
 portrait of Henry IH. being stabbed by a dissolute 
 monk, out of whose mouth come the words " C'est 
 I'enfer qui m'a cr^e ; " ^ the battles of Senlis, Aigues, 
 and Ivry, with a dance of peasants in a corner singing 
 a song : — 
 
 Reprenons la danse, 
 
 AUons, c'est assez : 
 Le printeraps commence, 
 
 Les roys sont passez. 
 Un roy seul demeure ; 
 
 Les sots sont chassez : 
 Fortune a ceste heure 
 Tous aux pots cassez. 
 
 The assembly having entered, the places are allotted 
 to them by a herald, without prejudice to any future 
 claims of precedence. The speech in which he addresses 
 each in turn with a personality, a satirical remark, or a 
 sneer, is one of the best things in the book. But it 
 cannot be quoted without a dozen pages of notes to 
 explain the allusions. And at last we get to the speeches 
 which were delivered. 
 
 * This is one of the happiest anagrams ever made. It is quite 
 fairly formed from Fr^re Jacques Clement. 
 
THE ASSEMBLY SKETCHED. 153 
 
 Imagine, if you can, in the Houses of Parliament, for 
 one night only, the customary forms and figures of 
 speech abandoned, and each speaker in turn confessing 
 all his failures and exposing his secret soul, the base- 
 ness of his motives, the httleness of his ambition, the 
 narrowness of his vision, the poverty of his imagina- 
 tion, the extent of his ignorance, the selfishness of liis 
 measures. Or suppose, because our legislators are mostly 
 respectable country gentlemen, who would only betray 
 the narrowness of their information, and their intense 
 desire to protect property, that some enemy, one who 
 knew every detail of their private life and was certain 
 to spare no weakness, to exaggerate folly into vice, and 
 feebleness to imbecility — were to do this for them; and 
 then, putting yourself back to a time of bitter enmities, 
 when there are no rules of courtesy in pamphleteering, 
 try to imagine what would be the result, and you will 
 have the " Satyrs M^nippde." 
 
 The proceedings are opened by the Duke of Mayenne. 
 I propose to give a few extracts from the speeches as 
 they follow, so as to show not only the manner of the 
 satire, but the good sense that underlies the whole. 
 The duke begins : — 
 
 You are all witnesses here, how, ever since I took up arms for 
 the League, I have ever preferred my own private interest to the 
 cause of God, who can indeed very well protect Himself without 
 me, and I can say with perfect truth, that I was not so much out- 
 raged by the murder of my brothers as I was stimulated to follow 
 in their footsteps. . . . You know how, in my expedition to Guy- 
 enne, I failed utterly, and only succeeded in carrying away a girl, 
 the heiress of Caumont, whom I destined for my own son. . . . 
 Then you know how I undertook no important siege, or any great 
 exploit, in order to reserve myself entirely for my Catholic designs. 
 ... And you all saw how quickly I hastened to you, and how the 
 divine inspiration descended on the Sorbonne, by the help of my 
 cousin the Constable of Bourbon. Hence have proceeded all our 
 
154 LA SATYRE MENIPPEE. 
 
 splendid exploits of war : hence the thousands of holy martyrs, 
 dead by the sword, by hunger, fire, rage, despair, and other vio- 
 lences, for the cause of the sacred union. . . . Hence the ruin and 
 demolition of so many churches and monasteries. . . . Hence all 
 the sack and pillage which our brave soldiers, free archers, and 
 novices had carried on in town and village. . . . Hence so many 
 maidens violated, and so many young monks and priests debauched. 
 In short, the prompt and jealous decree of the Sorbonne, passed 
 after drinking, is the sole cause of all this direct interposition of 
 Heaven, and so, by our own diligence, we have turned this king- 
 dom of France, which was once a delightful garden full of all 
 kinds of abundance, into a vast universal cemetery, full of lovely 
 painted crosses, biers, gallows, and gibbets. . . . 
 
 Read the books of Josephus on the wars of the Jews — they 
 were very much like our own — and tell me whether the zealots 
 Simon and John ever had more inventions and subtleties to per- 
 suade the people of Jerusalem to die of hunger, than I myself have 
 invented to kill a hundred thousand with the same death in this 
 my city of Paris, even to making the mothers devour their own 
 children, as was done in the sacred city. ... A hundred times 
 have I violated my own oath, sworn to my private friends and 
 relatives, in order to arrive at what I want myself, and my cousin 
 the Duke of Lorraine, as well as the Duke of Savoy, could acknowl- 
 edge the truth of this. . . . As to public faith, I have always con- 
 sidered that my exalted rank put me above it, and the prisoners 
 whom I have made pay ransom against my promise, or the compo- 
 sition they made with me, can reproach me with nothing, because 
 I have always had absolution from my chaplain and confessor. . . . 
 We see the people crying after peace, a thing which we ought to 
 fear more than death, and I would a hundred times rather become 
 a Turk or a nun, always by the grace and permission of our most 
 holy father the Pope, than see those heretics sit down and enjoy 
 their own, which you possess. . . . Let us die, let us die rather 
 than come to that : a glorious sepulture is the ruin of a kingdom 
 like ours, under which we must be buried unless we can some- 
 how climb out of it. Never did man, high placed as I myself in 
 France, come down except by force; there are many ways of get- 
 ting into power like mine: there is but one way out of it — death. 
 
 After the Lieutenant comes the Legate. He begins 
 in Italian, goes on to dog-Latin, and finishes in Italian. 
 His speech is very short : — 
 
THE LEGATE'S SPEECH. 155 
 
 And now I will go on to tell you the sum and total of my lega- 
 tion, which is taken from St. Matthew, chap, x.: " Think not that 
 I am come to bring peace into the world, I am not come to send 
 peace, but the sword. " For I have nothing in my orders and secret 
 instructions except to exhort you to battle and war, and in evei-y 
 way to hinder you from treating of reconciliation and peace be- 
 tween yourselves. . . . The other point which I have to bring 
 before you is the election of a good Catholic prince, the family of 
 the Bourbons being entirely set aside as heretical altogether, as a 
 favorer of heretics; and I know that you would do a most grateful 
 thing to our lord the Pope, as well as to my benefactor the most 
 Christian and Catholic King of Spain and to many other countries, 
 if you were to confer the duchy of Brittany upon his daughter, and 
 the kingdom of France upon some other prince of his family, whom 
 she might choose for her husband. . . . 
 
 " I forgot to tell you of an excellent piece of news I have just 
 received. His Holiness excommlinicates all cardinals, archbishops, 
 and bishops, abbes, priests, and monks who declare for the king, 
 whether they be Catholics or not. And so that there maybe no 
 difference between French and Spanish, the Holy Father will ar- 
 range for the French to have the scrofula the same as the Span- 
 iards, and to become swaggerers and liars like them. Further, 
 plenary indulgence 'to all good Catholics, Lorrainers or Spaniards 
 or French, who will kill their fathers, brothers, cousins, neighbors, 
 princes of the blood, and political heretics in this truly Christian 
 work, up to the three hundred thousand years of pardon. . . . 
 And, for my sake, do make a king. I care not if you elect the 
 Devil himself, provided he become the servant and feudatory of the 
 Pope, and of the Catholic king by whose means I have been made 
 a cardinal. . . . But, above all, take particular care not to say 
 a word about a truce or a peace, or the sacred college will re- 
 nounce Christ. Ego me vobis iterum commendo. Valete. 
 
 The Legate is followed by the Cardinal de Pellev^, 
 also in the interests of Spain. His speech is more 
 elaborate than his predecessor's, but in the same key. 
 Speaking of the King of Spain and his pretensions, 
 he says : — 
 
 Do not imagine that this excellent king sends you so many am- 
 bassadors, and makes the Pope send you these legates of his, with 
 any other intention than to make you believe how catholicly he 
 
156 LA SATYRE MENIPPEE. 
 
 loves you; and you may possibly think that he who is lord of so 
 many kingdoms, that he cannot, as Charlemagne did for his mon- 
 asteries, count them with the letters of the alphabet, and is so rich 
 that he does not know what to do with his treasures, would be 
 likely to trouble himself about so small a matter as the kingdom of 
 France. Why, all Europe is not equal to one of those countries of 
 his conquered from the savages. . . . His treatment of the Neth- 
 erlands and the New World ought to be enough to assure yoa that 
 he no more thinks of doing any mischief than an old monkey, and 
 even if he were to cause you all to perish by fire, shell, and famine, 
 would you not be happy indeed, in finding yourselves seated in Par- 
 adise, above the confessors and patriarchs, and laughing at the 
 Huguenots whom you would see beneath you roasting and boiling 
 in the caldrons of Lucifer? Die, gentlemen, whenever you please. 
 AVe have plenty of -Africans, Moors, Walloons, and ItaHan bri- 
 gands to take your place. Kill, massacre, and burn every thing ; 
 the Legate will pardon every thing ; the Lieutenant will confess 
 every thing ; the Duke of Aumale will arrange every thing ; Moun- 
 sieur de Lyon will seal every thing ; and Monsieur Mastran will 
 sign every thing. As father confessor I shall serve you and France 
 too, provided she has the sense to die a Catholic, and make the 
 Spaniards and Lorrainers her heirs in general and particular, assur- 
 ing you, after the Legate, that your souls will not have to pass 
 through the fires of purgatory, being already sufficiently purged by 
 the fires which we have lighted in the four corners of the kingdom 
 for the Holy Virgin, and by the fasts, abstinences, and penances 
 which we are going to make you undergo. 
 
 I pass over the speech of Monsieur de Lyon, Arch- 
 bishop d'Espinac, which is more savage than any which 
 precedes, because it offers little or nothing new. D'Es- 
 pinac had at least conviction, as he proved by dying of 
 grief when Henry IV. made himself master of Paris. 
 
 We come to the oration, by Nicolas Rapin, of the 
 Rector Roze. This is, in my own opinion, the most 
 perfect oration of all, except the serious one by Pierre 
 Pithou. Pedantry, self-conceit, bigotry, cruelty, all the 
 vices that ecclesiastical partisanship produces are pa- 
 raded here. He speaks of the desolation of the uni- 
 versity caused by the war. All, he says, is changed. 
 
ORATION OF RECTOR ROZE, 157 
 
 There are no more disputations in Latin, no more act- 
 ing of the classical drama, no more printing, bookselling, 
 lecturing, or teaching. 
 
 Thanks to the Holy League, and to you, M. le Lieutenant, the 
 butter-sellers of Vanves, the ruffians of Montrouge, the vine- 
 dressers of St. Cloud, the cobblers of Villejuive, and other Cath- 
 olic districts, are become masters of arts, bachelors, principals, 
 presidents, and scholars of colleges, regents of classes, and philoso- 
 phers so acute that now they dispute de inventiotie, and learn every 
 day atroSiSaKTcB?, with no other teacher than you, M. le Lieutenant, 
 to decline and die with hunger per regulas. . . . You are the cause 
 of all this, M. le Lieutenant: not that we have done nothing by our 
 decrees and preachments. But it is you, I say, who have really 
 defiled and defamed this eldest daughter and disowned of France, 
 this modest virgin, this comely damsel, this pearl of pearls, this 
 lily^^of Paris, so that all other universities make scoff and laugh at 
 her, et versa est in opprohrium gentium. 
 
 He goes on to talk about the kingdom, and recom- 
 mends plans by which the secret ambition of all the 
 leaders may be satisfied. Nothing more cynical was 
 ever written. 
 
 And, M. de Guise, believe me — and you will believe a fool — 
 do better than this : obtain from the Ploly Fathers a new crusade 
 and go regain your fair realm of Jerusalem, which belongs to you 
 by right of your grand-uncle Godfrey, as well as Sicily and Naples. 
 How many palms and trophies wait for you ! How many sceptres 
 and crowns are preparing for you ! Leave this miserable kingdom 
 of France to whoever will take charge of it : it is not worth your 
 consideration, born as you are for universal empire. . . . And 
 you, M. le Lieutenant, what do you propose doing? You are fat 
 and stuffed out ; you are heavy and sickly, your head is big enough 
 to carry a crown, but you say you don't want it . . . and if we 
 were to elect you king, you would have still to do with the B6ar- 
 nais, who knows a thousand tricks, and who never" sleeps except 
 when he likes and just as long as he likes : he will become a Cath- 
 olic, as he threatens, and draw over to his side all the powers of 
 Italy and Germany. . . . Think of it. . . . It is all very well to 
 make yourself out a king, but if you blow yourself up as big as 
 you please, like the frog, you will never be so great a lord as he. 
 
158 LA SATYRE MENIPPEE, 
 
 But I will tell you what you may do, you may become an abb^: 
 there is not a king going but would make you prior of Cluny, 
 which belongs to your own house. . . . And as to electing a king, 
 I give my voice to Guillot Fagotin, church-warden of Gentilly, a 
 good vine-dresser, a worthy man, who sings well and knows the 
 service by heart. ... I have read in that great and divine philos- 
 opher, Plato, that those kingdoms are happy where the phi- 
 losophers are kings, and the kings philosophers. Now I know that 
 for three years this excellent church- warden, with his family and 
 his cows, has been meditating philosophy day and night in the hall 
 of our college,^ where for more than two hundred years we have 
 disputed philosophy and Aristotle and all sorts of moral books ; 
 and it is impossible that the worthy man should have slept, 
 dreamed, and slumbered so many days and nights between these 
 philosophical walls, where so many learned lessons have been given, 
 and so many splendid discourses delivered, without something pen- 
 etrating into his brain, just as happened to the poet Hesiod when 
 he slept upon Mount Parnassus. Wherefore I stick to my opinion 
 and give my voice that Guillot Fagotin, the church-warden of Gen- 
 tilly, be elected king as well as any other. 
 
 He is followed by the Sieur de Rieux, put forward to 
 represent the nobility. This was one of the shrewdest 
 ideas of the book, the speaker being little better than a 
 mere brigand, not of noble blood at all, and owing his 
 advancement to nothing but his own courage. He was 
 guilty of every crime, he was taken prisoner the year 
 after this assembly of the States, and hanged, in spite 
 of his rank, as a common robber. In his speech he 
 congratulates himself upon being chosen to speak for 
 the nobility, having been promoted by special and 
 Divine favor from the post of simple assistant com- 
 missary to the rank of gentleman and the office of 
 governor of a fortress. As for the people, he knows 
 how to treat them : — 
 
 ^ During the siege the peasants drove in their flocks and stabled 
 them wherever they could, in the empty halls of colleges, among 
 other places. 
 
SPEECH OF M, D'AUBRAY. y 159 
 
 I know plenty of devices to bring them to reason : I tie whip- 
 cord round their foreheads : I hang them by the arms : I warm 
 their feet with a red-hot shovel : I put them in irons : I shut them 
 up in the oven : I enclose them in a box half full of water : 1 truss 
 them up like roast fowls : I flog them with stirrup-leathers : I salt 
 them : I starve them : I have a thousand pleasant methods to draw 
 out the quintessence of their purses and to have their substance, 
 so as to make them and all theirs for ever mere vagabonds and 
 rogues. . . . 
 
 As for making a king, make me, and you will do well. I will 
 abolish all this rubbish of justice : I will suppress all these Ser- 
 jeants, procureurs, commissaries, and councillors, except only my 
 own friends : you will hear no more talk about seizures, execution, 
 bailiffs, and paying debts : you shall all be as comfortable as rats 
 in straw. Think it over, and be very well assured that I shall be 
 as good a king as any other. 
 
 And then follows the speech of M. D'Aubray. Here 
 the burlesque suddenly ends, and the discourse is sober, 
 serious, and sad, M. D'Aubray pointing out what is in 
 reality the state of Paris and of the country ; he shows 
 that for the restoration of order only one thing is pos- 
 sible, the restoration of the lawful king : he points to 
 the starving people, the haggard children clinging to 
 their haggard mothers, the very soldiers hardly strong 
 enough to crawl, and the wretched food which is reck- 
 oned a luxury; he takes a short view of the events 
 which have led to this misery, an abrege which is re- 
 markable above all for its judicial lucidity: and he 
 reproaches his auditors with their unnatural dealings 
 with a national enemy. It is a long, labored, and per- 
 fectly serious appeal to the nation to return to good 
 sense : there is nothing in it which need be quoted 
 now, because it is all so serious, and is chiefly valuable 
 as a contribution to history. The man who wrote it is 
 truly admirable, if only for the dispassionate way in 
 which he marshals his evidence and puts his points. 
 He feels strongly, but he lets his passion be felt, and 
 
160 LA SATYRE MENIPPEE. 
 
 not expressed — and this, perhaps, is the truest form 
 of eloquence. When invective fails, and sarcasm has 
 ( fallen unnoticed, the bare and honest truth, set forth 
 in plain words, is the next weapon. Such is the Satire. 
 Who were the w^riters of it ? 
 
 The idea is due to Pierre Le Roy, Canon of Rouen, 
 and secretary to the Cardinal de Bourbon. He it was 
 who sketched out the whole and wrote the opening 
 scenes. The thing was talked over in the house of one 
 Gillot, clerk to the parliament, Avhere afterwards Boi- 
 leau was born. Gillot, a canon of the Sainte-Chapelle, 
 held regular reunions at his house where a little knot 
 of scholars and poets assembled, the good canon de- 
 lighting himself with taking doAvn notes of the conver- 
 sation and good things. He wrote, also, works which 
 still stand on some shelves, and are said by those who 
 have looked into them, to contain a vast quantity of 
 learning. 
 
 One of the most active collaborateurs was Nicolas 
 Rapin, who served the cause of Henry with the sword 
 at Ivry, as well as, later, with his pen. He it was who 
 wrote the speech of the Rector Roze.. Second-rate 
 scholar, third-rate poet, father of an immense family, 
 Rapin had a busy and stormy life. He wrote an im- 
 mense quantity of verse both in Latin and French ; 
 in the latter, he took part in the celebrated " Flea " 
 collection — translations from Horace, odes, epigrams, 
 epistles, all that an accomplished poet can do. Truly 
 this sixteenth century loaded the earth with more than 
 its fair share of literature, and sad it must be for the 
 shade of Rapin the voluminous, that he is only re- 
 membered now by his single contribution to the " Satyre 
 M^nippde.*' He, too, so anxious about his glory, and 
 going out of the world in the most beautiful and swan- 
 like manner, dictating Latin verses to his son. 
 
JEAN PASSERAT. 161 
 
 A mucli greater genius, and also a busy and active 
 bookworm, is Jean Passerat, who wrote most of these 
 verses for the " Satyre." After spending his youth in 
 running away from school and doing all those things 
 which are abhorrent to the model boy, he suddenly 
 took it into his head to become a scholar, and labored 
 till the day of his death, the usual sixteen hours a day 
 which were then thought necessary to produce a Latin- 
 ist. Like Rapin, he produced an enormous quantity of 
 Latin verse — it makes the brain stagger to think of the 
 miles of hexameters these men wrote and printed, poor 
 children of thought consigned to oblivion as soon as 
 born — and he also managed to find time for some 
 exceedingly pleasant light verse in his native tongue. 
 He even contrived in spite of the influences of his 
 friends, the poets of the Pleiad, to keep a style of his 
 own. A great part of his poetry is erotic, though we 
 are given to understand that he was never in love, being, 
 like Alain Chartier and Eustache Deschamps, as he 
 writes of himself, too ugly for love. He was short of 
 stature, one eye gone altogether and the other giving 
 little light, with a red face and an enormous great nose. 
 Men with great noses have before this been certainly 
 married and therefore, presumabl}^ loved : at least one 
 supposes so — but perhaps Passerat's sensitiveness as to 
 his personal defects was based upon ignorance of the 
 female sex. 
 
 He was a great admirer of Rabelais, which does him 
 infinite credit, and he even wrote a voluminous commen- 
 tary upon him which remained unpublished. Like the 
 master, Passerat was fond of wine, which perhaps ex- 
 plains the magnitude and redness of his nose. 
 
 His strains are chiefly on the one theme of which my 
 
 Frenchmen are never tired. From beginning to end 
 
 it is the same refrain: — 
 
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162 LA SATYRE MENIPPEE, 
 
 Gather ye roses while ye may, 
 Old Time is still a-flying. 
 
 Occasionally they go off to other motifs^ but they 
 return. Is there any thing so sad, to those who love 
 life, and sunshine, and the light laughter of girls, as to 
 feel the years slipping by, the end approaching ? The 
 Frenchman will dare every thing, expect every thing, 
 laugh at every thing, except only the slow slipping away 
 of the golden hours. For he loves them every one. 
 
 Let Jean Passerat chant his little ditty before we go 
 
 on; — 
 
 Wake from sleep, to greet the morn, 
 
 And come away ; 
 See , for us once more is horn 
 
 The light of day. 
 Vanish 'd is the May's short night, 
 And the summer sky is bright 
 
 With cloudless blue ; 
 'Tis the very time for love ; 
 Mignonne, does the season move 
 
 Thy heart too? 
 
 Rise, and through the wood and glade 
 
 Come with me; 
 Long the birds their songs have made 
 
 From every tree : 
 Listen, one outbids them all — 
 'Tis the sweet-voiced nightingale 
 
 That we hear ; 
 ■ Mirthfully he ever sings ; 
 
 Like him leave all troublous things, 
 
 Age draws near. 
 
 Time, who hates our merry ways, 
 
 His pinions shakes, 
 As he flies, our happy days 
 
 With him he takes. 
 Sadly, sadly wilt thou say. 
 Worn with age, some future day, 
 
 " Vain was I 
 To let the beauty of my face 
 Neglected fade, and all the grace 
 
 Of youth pass by." 
 
CHRESTIEN AND PITHOU. 163 
 
 Scaliger, who hated everybody with any pretensions 
 to scholarship, as much as German Orientahsts hate 
 each other at the present day, said that Passerat had 
 only read eight books in his life, and was by no means 
 the great man he thought himself, which is quite possi- 
 ble. Very few people are. 
 
 The next contributor to the " Satyre " is Florent 
 Chrestien, who had once been tutor to Henry IV. 
 The honest king remembered his old tutor with a growl 
 of resentment whenever his name was mentioned, which 
 leads one to suspect that the revenues of the Navarre 
 Educational Department would not bear the expense of 
 a whipping boy. However, he gave Chrestien a pension, 
 which was well merited by the harangue of the Cardi- 
 nal Pell eve, his work. 
 
 But the really serious part of the " Satyre " was con- 
 tributed by the greatest man of them all. Pierre Pithou 
 wrote the harangue of D'Aubray. This remarkable 
 man was a Huguenot by birth and narrowly escaped 
 murder on the Bartholomew day. Returning to Paris 
 when the storm was over, he abjured and was reconciled 
 to the church, a step taken by a great many Huguenots. 
 We must remember that the step meant little more than 
 a change of politics. 
 
 To men who had no strength of religious conviction, 
 one church was just as good as another, and the strong- 
 est was of course the safest. Pithou's life was chiefly 
 spent in the elucidation of the canonical law, and he was 
 one of the earliest writers who maintained the liberties 
 of the Galilean church. Besides his law-books he found 
 time to edit, in his leisure moments, the works of Phse- 
 drus and Petronius, the "Declamations" of Quintilian, 
 the " Pervigilium Veneris," the " Bordeaux Pilgrim," 
 and so forth, slight dallyings with lighter literature, just 
 as Lord Selborne, when he is not making laws, copies 
 
164 LA SATYRE MENIPPEE. 
 
 out a psalm, or as Mr. Gladstone, in his leisure moments, 
 considers a myth. A man of strong solid sense ; one of 
 those who live in the present ; a scholar, but no book- 
 worm ; a conservative lawyer, but no pedant ; a clear- 
 sighted man, of no enthusiasm ; a partisan of order ; and 
 one who, above all, saw that men's whims and notions 
 must be humored and treated solemnly. With this 
 view he relieved the consciences of the French bishops 
 by providing them with fifty reasons for giving absolu- 
 tion to Henry IV. 
 
 At the end of the " Satyre M^nippde," is a little bit 
 of fooling called the " Trespas de I'Asne," by Gilles 
 Durant,. Sieur de la Bergerie, a superior poet to any of 
 the preceding. He wrote vers de socictS, little love dit- 
 ties, laments for the flight of time. And he sums up 
 his philosophy in the following lines : — 
 
 If all we did were guarded still 
 
 (Some writers teach us so) 
 By thought of what, for good or ill, 
 
 The future years shall show: 
 
 'Twere too much care and thought to spend. 
 
 Too great a load to bear : 
 We live from day to day, my friend, 
 
 And not from year to year. 
 
 Our life with doubtful fate is won, 
 
 With doubtful issues flies: 
 We know not if to-morrow's sun 
 
 Will greet our living eyes. 
 
 What boots it then to ask of fate 
 
 What loss it gives, what gain? 
 The evil to anticipate, 
 
 And feel too soon the pain ? 
 
 Long live to-day — our own at least : 
 
 Shall we to-morrow see ? 
 Take what you can of joy and feast, 
 
 And let to-morrow be. 
 
Chapter VIII. 
 MATHURIN REGNIER. 
 
 What's fame ? A fancied life in others' bfeath ; 
 A thing beyond us, even before our death. 
 
 Pope. 
 
 OATIRE, as we have seen, in irregular form, then, 
 ^ had always been plenty in France. Poems di- 
 rectly and professedly satirical ; the " Tournoyement 
 de I'Antichrist " of Hnon de M^ry ; the Bible Guyot ; 
 the Sirventes ; the " Loups ravissants " of Robert Gobin ; 
 the celebrated " Reynard the Fox ; " and the great mass 
 of Goliardic verses ; all these were confessedly satirical 
 in their aim. Besides which, the mediaeval collection 
 of France simply abounds and overflows with satire. 
 L* esprit gaulois is beyond every thing satirical, mocking, 
 irreverent. But it was not till late in the sixteenth 
 century that satire, strictly so called, and in imitation 
 of the classics, was revived. It was preceded by the 
 epigram, a sort of morning star before the sun, of which 
 the great master was unquestionably Mellin de Saint 
 Gelais, whose genius passed into a kind of proverb. 
 Ronsard writes, for instance : — 
 
 Kcarte bien de mon chef 
 Tout malheur et tout m^chef ; 
 Preserve moy d'infamie, 
 De toute langue ennemie, 
 
 Et de tout esprit malin : 
 Et fais que devant mon prince 
 Desormais plus ne me pince 
 
 La tenaille de Mellin. 
 
166 MA THURIN REGNIER. 
 
 At the same time first appeared the celebrated Coq- 
 d-Vdne epistles of Marot, which, like all good things, 
 were repeated till the very name became nauseous. 
 Joachim du Bellay, "standard-bearer" in the school of 
 Ronsard, was the first to raise his voice against the Coq- 
 d-Vdne school of verse. It was indeed Joachim du Bel- 
 lay who first wrote a satire according to the rules — that 
 is, in imitation of Horace. Its motif is the road to suc- 
 cess for a court poet. It possesses humor, subtlety, 
 and that charm of language which peculiarly distin- 
 guishes the last and best of the great Du Bellay family. 
 Here is a piece of it : — 
 
 Thou, reader, who would 'st learn the pathway short, 
 
 By which to rank among the wits of court, 
 
 No longer rack thy brain, no longer dream 
 
 Of Muses, and that ever sacred stream 
 
 Made by the heel of Pegasus : but heed 
 
 The way I teach thee — so shalt thou succeed. 
 
 And first, act not as some, with feeble aim, 
 
 Doom'd still to fail, striving for Pindar's fame; 
 
 Fly not like Horace thou, but take a course 
 
 Where thy more simple nature lends thee force; 
 
 Care not for controversy ; whether Art 
 
 Or Nature more her help to verse impart 
 
 Inquire not thou : enough for thee to know 
 
 That at the court they care not. Onward go, 
 
 Guided by instinct, art and learning scant — 
 
 To bow and cringe the only art to want — 
 
 Some little tinkling sonnet — hand it round. 
 
 Some chanson with no merit but the sound, 
 
 Some rondeau with a ballad spliced has proved 
 
 Divine to those whom Iliads had not moved. 
 
 Leave all the antiquated Latin rules, 
 
 What use are they in our French modern schools ? 
 
 The court thy Virgil and thy Homer make — 
 
 The court whence all their inspiration take. 
 
 Another point mark well : success is thine. 
 If thou hast learn'd the noblest art — to dine. 
 
THE FIRST REGULAR SATIRE. 167 
 
 Here a nice conduct, here a wise parade 
 Of wit and learning, will thy fortune aid : 
 Be ready with the repartee and jest, 
 Preserve a commonplace for every guest. 
 Pass over what you know not ; what you know 
 Even from an hour's reading, keep for show. 
 
 It is the first regular satire in the language, and is, 
 perhaps, a little too fine. Remembei- that Du Bellay 
 was above all tied and bound by the rules of those 
 "Latins et Gr(^geois," away from whom he thought 
 there was no safety, so that his advice to his own school 
 would have read like the highest kind of irony. His 
 satire appeared about the year 1550. In 1572 was pub- 
 lished another, written by Du Verdier, called " Les 
 Oraonimes, satire des moeurs corrompues de ce si^cle." 
 It is, so far as I have learned — for I am only acquainted 
 with it at second-hand — simply unreadable, being writ- 
 ten in rimes equivoques?- 
 
 The following' year saw the " Courtisan Retir^*' of 
 Jean de la Taille. In 1586 Gabriel Bounyn wrote a 
 " Satire au roy contre les republicains." In 1593 ap- 
 peared, as we have seen, that perfectly original work, 
 the " Satyre Menippee." About the same time Vauque- 
 
 ' It will save the trouble of explaining what this poetical tour de 
 force means, to give a few lines : — 
 
 Contre luxurieux plus qu'un Faune ou Satyre, 
 Je vouloy debacquer par cuisante satire ; 
 J'avoy fait mon project reciter en dix vers 
 Les abus, les malheurs, tes affaires divers 
 Qui en ces troubles sont renversez dessous France 
 Dont le peuple est r^duit en extreme soiiffrance. 
 Et n'y a des (?tats nuls qui n'aillent disans 
 Que c'est par trop souffert d'avoir souffert dix ans. 
 
 Could not something penal he done with writers such as these ? 
 A year's solitary imprisonment, for instance, with Du Verdier as sole 
 companion, would be disagreeable enough to deter from any crime. 
 
168 . MATHURIN REGNIER. 
 
 lin, whose works were only published in 1612, wrote an 
 " Art Poetique " and half a dozen satires, calling on 
 poets to imitate Horace. 
 
 And then came the king of French satirists, Ma- 
 THURIN Regnier. He was not, of course, alone, but, 
 like Shakespeare, Moliere, and all great leaders,* he is of 
 no school. OxAj facile princeps^ like them. Thus, his 
 friends and contemporaries Avrote satires, all of which 
 have perished. Forquevaux wrote sixteen. Ganiste 
 wrote one called " Les Atomes." D'Aubignd, ancestor 
 of Madame de Maintenon, wrote half a dozen on the 
 evils of civil war, which appear to have been rather a 
 faithful description than satires. Among them is a por- 
 trait of that immeasurably worthless scamp, Henry HI. 
 The poet is describing the sons of Catherine: — 
 
 The third was better skilPd in woman's gauds, 
 And all their changes, skill'd, too, in the frauds 
 And subtleties of love ; with shaven chin, 
 With pale face, with a woman's gait and mien 
 So closely matched, that at a courtly feast 
 The shameless creature like a woman dress'd; 
 His long hair looped with pearl-embroider'd bows; 
 A new Italian bonnet with long rows 
 Of gems and double peaks, and hanging lace; 
 Bedaub 'd with rouge and plaster was his face; 
 Powder'd his head, each woman's art bestow'd. 
 Till like some shameless painted quean he show'd. 
 
 Mathurin Regnier, the eldest son of a respectable 
 bourgeois of Chartres, and nephew of the poet Des- 
 portes, was born in the year 1573. His father, with an 
 eye to the uncle, the possessor of many rich benefices, 
 " tonsured " him, after the curious custom of the time^ 
 at eleven years of age. The boy quickly comprehended 
 the situation. His uncle was rich and a poet. Why 
 could not he, too, be a po6t, and consequently rich ? 
 
FIRST EXPERIENCE. 169 
 
 Many young men have made this disposition of them- 
 selves for the future, but few have been able to carry 
 it into effect; for to be a poet, and to grow rich by 
 the proceeds of one's poetry, are withheld from most. 
 Fortunately, however, for poets, this was a time when 
 they were in clover, for the demand actually exceeded 
 the supply, and for a hundred and fifty years to come, 
 if a man could write tolerable verse, he was certain of 
 a pension, and could probably reckon on a few fat liv- 
 ings. The same sort of thing is remarkable now-a-days, 
 though to a less degree, as regards novelists. Regnier, 
 therefore, began to write verses, and at twenty years 
 of age got the protection of the Cardinal de Joyeuse, 
 with whom he went to Rome, staying there for eight 
 years, not much to his own happiness, for he speaks of 
 this time with the bitterness of a disappointed man : — 
 
 I left my home, and happy in my dreams, 
 
 Full of the strength of youth and lofty aims, 
 
 A courtier in a prelate's train I fared, 
 
 And countless dangers in his service dared. 
 
 My mind, my very self, I had to change. 
 
 Drink warm, eat cold, and sleep on pallets strange. 
 
 All day, all night, to follow in his train 
 
 I gave my liberty; for all my pain, 
 
 The right to be his slave at church, at board; 
 
 Happy, if sometimes I might please my lord. 
 
 He finds out at last, he says, that fidelity is no great 
 revenue, and returns disappointed to France. But he 
 returns to Rome again in the service of the Duke de 
 Bethune. Two years after he comes home again, thirty 
 years of age, poor as ever, disappointed and discon- 
 tented. 
 
 This time he took refuge with his uncle, the poet 
 Desportes, at the time the foremost man of letters, so 
 far as influence went, in France. Tallemant des Rdaux 
 
170 MATHURIN REGNIER. 
 
 tells one or two stories of this part of his life. Des- 
 portes was a man to whom young poets brought their 
 pieces for his reading and judgment. On one occasion' 
 he gave a poem written by a young advocate to his 
 nephew to read for him. The work contained in one 
 place the line — 
 
 Je bride icy mon Apollon. 
 
 Regnier read no further, but wrote in the margin — 
 
 Faut avoir le cerveau bien vide 
 
 Pour brider des Muses le roy; 
 Les dieux ne portent point de bride, 
 
 Mais bien les asnes comme toy. 
 
 When Desportes, who had not even looked at it, gave 
 the manuscript back to the author, he complimented 
 him on the admirable things it contained. Of course, 
 the poet discovered the annotation of the scholiast, and 
 returned in a furious rage, complaining of the way in 
 which he had been treated, so that Desportes was obliged 
 to confess the whole business. 
 
 On another occasion occurred the celebrated quarrel 
 of Malherbe with Regnier and his uncle. Regnier had 
 invited Malherbe to dinner. He came late, and found 
 that they had not waited for him, which annoyed him. 
 However, Desportes treated him with great civility, and 
 informed him that he proposed presenting him with a 
 copy of his " Psalms," just then completed. He even 
 rose from his seat and offered to go upstairs at once 
 and get the book. Malherbe, the most disagreeable of 
 men, rudely replied that it was not worth tha trouble; 
 that he had already seen the " Psalms," and that, on the 
 whole, he preferred the poet's soup. The rest of the 
 dinner was, as might fairly be expected, conducted in a 
 frigid silence, and Malherbe never afterwards spoke, to 
 
ANIMOSITY TO MALHERBE. 171 
 
 Desportes or Regnier. It is very curious to note how, 
 in that age of ceremonious politeness, the rudest things 
 were sometimes said and done, things a great deal worse 
 than ever happen now, even though one knows tliat 
 there will be no challenging, no kicking, and no boxing 
 of ears. Regnier never forgave Malherbe. It is of him 
 and of his school that he writes in his ninth satire : — 
 
 As for their learning, why it just extends 
 
 To scratch a word which here and there offends: 
 
 To see their pedant prosody obeyed; 
 
 That following rhymes be short or long instead; 
 
 Watch that one vowel meet no vowel next 
 
 So that the delicate ear catch up the text. 
 
 But lea\dng all the Muses' aid beside, 
 
 No noble spur pricks up their poet-pride; 
 
 Feebly they creep, and with inventions stale 
 
 Eke out the dull, correct, and feeble tale. 
 
 If it had been Boileau, he would have ended by a sort 
 of direct explanation of the whole passage — 
 
 Like Malherbe slumber, and like Malherbe crawl — 
 
 or some such line, to point the verse, and make the 
 whole quite clear to the meanest capacity. But we are 
 not yet arrived at the age of personalities. Regnier at- 
 tacks a school whose master he hates ; bi^t he does not 
 permit himself the pleasure of personal invective. 
 
 Later on, his animosity to the disciples of Malherbe 
 took a form sufficiently real and pronounced, for he 
 challenged Maynard, the writer of so many epigrams, 
 odes, and chansons, to a duel. Maynard, not remark- 
 able for courage, but not daring to refuse, informed the 
 Count de Clermont-Leduc of the approaching combat, 
 and begged him to appear in time and separate them. 
 When the time came, the Count was there, true to his 
 word ; but he hid himself behind a tree. Poor Maynard 
 
172 MATHURIN REGNIER. 
 
 made a thousand excuses to prolong the time, — quar- 
 relled about the length of the swords, took half an hour 
 to pull ofp his boots, found his shoes too tight ; at last, 
 when the fight could no longer be postponed, he mourn- 
 fully took the sword in his hand, and — the Count ap- 
 peared. But it was too late for Maynard, who gave up 
 pretending any longer, and apologized abjectly to Reg- 
 nier, reserving his wrath for the Count, whom he over- 
 Avhelmed with reproaches. It was not the only duel 
 fought by Regnier, who was as handy with his sword 
 as with his pen ; that fought with Berthelot, for in- 
 stance, is commemorated in a poem printed with his 
 works. 
 
 Regnier died at the age of thirty-nine, in the very 
 flower and prime of his powers. The only facts of his 
 life are those which I have told, besides one or two not 
 so edifying as we might wish. 
 
 Of French satirists after the manner of the ancients, 
 there are but two worthy of consideration — Regnier 
 and Boileau. Of the two, the former seems to me in- 
 comparably the superior. Why, T will set forth after- 
 wards. Let me first try to give a clear idea of the worth 
 of this little read and almost forgotten poet. 
 
 The little volume of his collected works contains 
 seventeen satires, two or three elegies, with a few odes, 
 ballads, songs, epigrams, dialogues, and short pieces, 
 which we may leave aside altogether. They offer noth- 
 ing that calls for any serious remark, being neither bet- 
 ter nor worse than the commonplace poetry in vogue at 
 the time. It is in the satires that we look to find 
 Regnier himself. 
 
 To begin with, they are cast, like all satires, in the 
 mould of Horace and Juvenal. They describe the same 
 types, the miser, the man with a hobby, the bore, and 
 
HIS SATIRES, 178 
 
 all the rest of them. There are the appeals of a sham 
 indignation, the outcries of a simulated fury, the con- 
 tempt of a pretended scorn, that we know so well and 
 detest so bitterly. Surely, of all shams, the worst is 
 a sham indignation. How poor, how used up and com- 
 monplace it appears to be when we read : — 
 
 O d6bile raison ! o\i est ores ta bride ? 
 OQ ce flambeau qui sert aux personnes de guide ? 
 Contre les passions trop foible est ton secours, 
 Et souvent, courtisane, apres elles tu cours, 
 Et, savourant I'appas qui ton ame ensorcelle, 
 Tu ne vis qu'a son goust et ne vois que par elle. 
 
 And have we not read, how many times have we not 
 read, the lament of a past age ? 
 
 Fathers of bygone years, your lives a page 
 Worthy of envy by this mocking age 
 (Did there yet linger aught of good and true), 
 Look down and say what things we seem to you. 
 In your time virtue, simple, pure, austere, 
 Followed its nature guileless and severe. 
 
 Her lamp threw round your path a splendor clear, 
 Which left no room for doubt, no place for fear ; 
 And without thought of gain in other sense, 
 She was herself your prize and recompense. 
 We follow other gods, our virtue now. 
 Perfumed and plastered, taught to dance and bow, 
 Spends at the ball long nights, and seeks to move 
 By arts effeminate a woman's love; 
 Rides at the chace a noble horse to death, 
 Or at the quintain tilts till out of breath, 
 New feats gymnastic studies and invents, 
 Equal at arts of toilette and of fence, 
 Contrives new ballets, sings the latest air, 
 And wTites the prettiest verses for the fair, 
 Affects all learning, prates of critic's rules, 
 And rates at equal value wise and fools. 
 
 It seems to me as if this sort of generalized satire is 
 
174 MATHURIN REGNIER. 
 
 the easiest thing in the world to do, and the most use- 
 less when done. To be sure we have become accus- 
 tomed to it, and Regnier began the thing, so that it 
 had in his time the novelty of freshness. 
 
 He aimed, you see, at imitation. He w'anted to apply 
 the Horatian method to modern times. Instead of 
 Lucilius, Horace, Persius, and Juvenal, we are to have 
 Desportes and Regnier ; the Louvre and the Pont-Neuf 
 stand for the Forum : and the names and dresses being 
 changed, all is to be as before. There is the pedant, as 
 we have said, the bad poet, the bore, the banquet, the 
 declamations against the vices of the world, the con- 
 fession of his own habits and opinions. We have them 
 all. You may find them, as well, in Boileau, Pope, and 
 eveiybody else, though Regnier has the great credit of 
 being the first. Bearing in mind, therefore, that his 
 mind was imbued with Juvenal and Horace, that he 
 imitates openly, that his chief and only pride is to pre- 
 sent the Latin satirist as a Frenchman of his own age, 
 it is absurd to hunt about for places where he has 
 copied ''beauties," as they used to say, not his own, 
 and imitations which are merely plagiarisms. Let us 
 admit all these, and then, finding things that are not in 
 Horace, and yet are good, let us be thankful, and read 
 them with real pleasure. 
 
 His sixth satire turns upon the tyranny of honor, and 
 while it has a certain Latin air, a reminiscence of Koman 
 inspiration, there is yet some freshness about it. It 
 begins by a complaint that his soul is burdened with a 
 weight heavy enough to break the back of a pack- 
 horse : — 
 
 'Tis not because I see on every side 
 
 Folly the monarch ; avarice and pride 
 
 In churchmen; justice hawked about for sale; 
 
 The innocent oppressed, the righteous fail; 
 
THE GOLDEN AGE, 175 
 
 The council swayed by private interest, 
 
 And him who spends the most esteemed the best : 
 
 All this I know, but yet another ill 
 
 Afflicts my soul, more universal still. 
 
 Would I were king for generations twain, ^ 
 
 Then would I banish, not to return again, 
 
 Banish, and never suffer to recall, 
 
 Honor, whose monstrous fetters bind us all. 
 
 Who troubles eyes that else might clearly see, 
 
 Throwing a glamour on all things that be ; 
 
 Who ruins nature, and when things are best. 
 
 Steps in to mar the joy, and spoil the feast. 
 
 After this, we get the inevitable golden age, for 
 which you may read Ovid's " Metamorphoses," or Jean 
 de Meung (see page 72), or, in fact, almost every poet 
 who ever lived. Thank Heaven ! The golden age 
 seems pretty well passed away, and played out by 
 this time, never, I trust, to be revived again. 
 
 He forgets his Horatian imitations, and goes back to 
 Ovid, when he speaks of himself and his sins : ^ — 
 
 No law restrains ray passionate soul, no chain 
 Of destiny, no bar of will, no rein, 
 To good self-blinded, drifting into ill; 
 Reason is powerless, argue what it will. 
 Of my own choice, the sin, the error mine, 
 My eyes I bandage while the siin doth shine, 
 Choosing the worst because I love it more, 
 My sorrow only that the sin is o'er. 
 A thousand voices tell me love is joy; 
 A thousand beauties do my love employ, 
 And musing here and there, each day I prove 
 In every woman something new to love.^ 
 
 ' Rabelais : " Hon ! que ne suis-je roy de France pour quatre- 
 vingts ou cent ans ! " 
 
 * See Ovid, " Amores," el. iv. § ii. 
 ^ Non est certa meos quae forma invitet amores ; 
 Centum sunt causae cur ego semper amem. 
 
17G MATHURIN REGNIER. 
 
 After which, revelations which we need not translate. 
 He returns again to the subject, one of which he was 
 only too competent to speak, with more perhaps of 
 worldly pride than of repentance ; — 
 
 If reason feeds on faik^^e, if our eyes 
 
 Gain strength from loss, 'tis time that I was wise ; 
 
 From all my labors lost this lesson prove, 
 
 And by experience know the art of love. 
 
 After so many hard campaigns endured, 
 
 And from the pains of fifty passions cured, 
 
 After these wars renewed by day and night, 
 
 A veteran warrior I wage the fight. 
 
 As some old soldier, locks grown gray in arms, 
 
 Unnerved no more by fears and vain alarms, 
 
 Calmly surveys the battle, till at length 
 
 He now opposes stratagem to strength ; 
 
 So I, who know each move the game can give. 
 
 My happiness by artifice contrive ; 
 
 Not running here and there like some young fool, 
 
 Led by caprice, but guided by this rule, 
 
 The more you force the less you make your way, 
 
 And women, cunning, more than strength obey; 
 
 Only wait watchful, till some lucky hour 
 
 The careless enemy place within your power. 
 
 All men are slaves : — 
 
 Au joug nous sommes nez, et n'a jamais este 
 Homme qu'on ait vu vivre en plaine liberte. 
 
 Mankind may be all told off into classes, the distinc- 
 tions of which are clear and defined. Satirists are 
 always very decided on this point : — 
 
 Le soldat aujourdhuy ne resve que la gloire : 
 En paix le laboureur veut cultiver la terre : 
 L'avare n'a plaisir qu'en ses doubles ducats : 
 L'amant juge sa dame un chef d'oeuvre icy bas. 
 
 Had Regnier lived in these days, he would have 
 found a decided objection to parade the professional 
 
THEMES OF HIS SATIRES. 177 
 
 jargon at off-times. The lawyer does not talk law ; our 
 soldiers may perhaps dream of glory, but they keep 
 their dreams to themselves ; the laborer prefers the 
 beer-shop to the happy fields ; and the modern lover, 
 unless he is under five-and-twenty, an age at which our 
 civilization forbids love, may possibly tell his mistress 
 she is a chef-d'oeuvre just to please the dear girl, but he 
 knows better. And as for the miser, he saves what he 
 can spare after providing himself with a good dinner. 
 You may see the modern miser fat, comely, comfortable, 
 over a glass of port at the club any night. So far we 
 have outgrown satire. Life, indeed, is crossed with 
 every kind of shade, the tints of which melt into one 
 another. Hold up the tissue to the light this way, it is 
 magenta ; this way, it is purple. As in nature, so in 
 character, there are no outlines.^ and the verses of the 
 satirist are only like the early pencil drawings of the 
 infant artist with their rough and rude imitations of 
 the real and their thick coarse outlines in black and 
 white. 
 
 All men are fools : — 
 
 Je diray librement pour finir en deux mots, 
 Que la plus part des geus sont habillez eu sots. 
 
 It is a great mistake to be a poet : — 
 
 Pour moy, mon amy, je suis fort mal paye 
 D'avoir suivy cet art. 
 
 It was against the will of his father, as it always is in 
 
 the case of poets : — 
 
 Ssepe pater dixit, studium quid inutile tentas? 
 Mseonides nullas ipse reliquit opes. 
 
 It is impossible to please everybody : — 
 
 Bertaut! c'est un grand cas! quoy que Ton puisse faire, 
 II n'est moyen qu'un homme a chacun puisse plaire. 
 12 
 
178 MATHURIN REGNIER. 
 
 There are in each age of life its own delights, 
 pleasures, and temptations : — 
 
 Reddere qui voces jam scit puer et pede certo 
 Signat huraum, &c. 
 
 And so on. These are the themes of his satires. They 
 are not by themselves of a nature to tempt one to read 
 further. But in truth the success of a satire depends 
 more upon the form in which it is cast than the novelty 
 of the sentiments, because, after all, we do not invent 
 new vices, and the whole possible field of human folly 
 seems to have been thoroughly explored by this time ; 
 although when Carlyle some time since assured the world 
 that men were mostly fools, we all received this astonish- 
 ing intelligence with a mere rapture of delight, as if it 
 was not only good news, but also a thing quite recently 
 discovered. / 
 
 Throwing yourself back, therefore, to Regnier's i 
 times, try to imagine that these things are absolutely \ 
 new except to scholars, and that the French dress of 
 a Latin poet is entirely his own invention. You will 
 th^n find him vigorous, easy, and natural. You will 
 read his portraits, drawn with a rapid and bold pen, 
 with a curiosity which will gradually grow^ into interest. 
 You will find yourself in the hands of a master who 
 has the merit of reality, who is never a prig, who very 
 seldom puts on the sham indignation of a satirist, who 
 really does succeed in throwing new life into an old 
 trunk, who troubles himself little about rules of art, 
 and who writes as he lives, bound by no chains or 
 restraint of principle, art, or rule. 
 
 There is one type which French writers in all ages 
 have fastened on and improved till it has become pecul- 
 iarly and essentially French. It is that of the hypocrite. 
 
MACETTE. 179 
 
 Nothing like it exists in classical literature, because 
 hypocrisy could only be, in the nature of things, a weed 
 growing in the soil of an artificial and perfunctory re- 
 ligion, like a good many people's Christianity. We have 
 seen the hypocrite in Rutebeuf and Faux Semblant in 
 Jean de Meung, the latter a perfect and finished sketch, 
 and before. we have the Tartuffe of Moliere, the complete 
 and inimitable type, we get the Macette of Regnier. 
 The first part of this satire only is original, the rest is 
 borrowed from Ovid, from Propertius, from Juvenal, 
 perhaps at second-hand, and through the Roman de la 
 Rose. I have translated a portion of the introduction, 
 which sufi&ciently explains itself : — 
 
 Macette the famous, who, from ten years old, 
 Trained in the lists of love her place to hold, 
 Weary of conquest, glutted with her spoils, 
 Weary of weaving nets and setting toils. 
 Weary, not satiate, renounces love 
 And turns repentant thoughts to things above. 
 She who, before these pious tears were shed 
 Saw but one sky — the sky above her bed, 
 Aspires, a Christian pattern of distress. 
 Close on the heels of Magdalene to press ; 
 Her dress a simple robe without pretence, 
 Her very visage, breathing continence, 
 Admonishes the world with austere looks, 
 And even priests and preaching monks rebukes. 
 From convent unto convent still she steals 
 And for confession at the altar kneels, 
 She knows the worth of chaplets and of beads. 
 What an indulgence grants, and what it needs. 
 Far from the world she plants her hermit cell, 
 Her weeping eyes a holy-water well ; 
 In short, in this backsliding age a hght 
 Of grace, of penitence, and virtue bright. 
 A saint acknowledged by the folk at home, 
 And it is darkly whispered that at Rome 
 They wait impatiently for her demise 
 This modern Magdelene to canonize. 
 
180 MA THURIN REGNIER. 
 
 Small faith as I in miracles repose, 
 
 Believing things I see — nor always those — 
 
 Seeing this sudden change from what had been 
 
 I thought at last her soul changed with her mien. 
 
 " 'Tis thus," I cried, " God's grace our errors ends, 
 
 That life were bad indeed which never mends." 
 
 And moved by her example and her sighs 
 
 Began to think 'twas time to do likewise. 
 
 When by a special grace of Providence 
 
 (Which hates indeed a hypocrite's pretence), 
 
 Being alone with her I love one day, 
 
 Came that old screech owl, crawling on her way 
 
 With slow and solemn step, with pursed-up lips, 
 
 And mincing mouth that half the sentence clips ; 
 
 Gave us a courtesy, as one half afraid 
 
 And knowing no more than a convent maid. 
 
 After an Ave Mary, she began 
 
 Her common jargon — not of love — and ran 
 
 On hundred things that my poor girl was fain 
 
 To hear in patience, though her little brain 
 
 Was full of tender thoughts, for she and I 
 
 So happily make all the moments fly, 
 
 Loving and loved, that other lovers sigh. 
 
 And then . . . then . . . the graceless poet, who 
 has little taste for talk of piety, retires and leaves them 
 alone. But he conceives a desire to hear what they talk 
 about by themselves, and so he listens. And what a 
 conversation it is he hears ! 
 
 You who know the old woman's discourse in Ovid 
 will know what it is : — • 
 
 Fors me sermonum testem dedit. Ilia monebat 
 Talia. Me duplices occuluere fores. 
 
 Scis, hera, te, mea lux, juveni placuisse beato: 
 
 Haesit et in vultu constitit usque tuo. 
 Et cur non placeas? nulli tua forma secunda est. 
 
 Me miseram ! dignus corpore cultus abest. 
 
 Youth in the eyes of this disreputable old lady is 
 
THE PEDANT. 181 
 
 but the autumn of life, while beauty is its harvest ; 
 love is the madness of men ; riches, the price they must 
 pay for it ; while as for honor, virtue, fidelity, religion, 
 these are but the figments by which poor men would 
 win the golden prizes of beauty for nothing. The theme 
 loses nothing in Regnier's hands. He is as easy as Ovid, 
 and as strong. He writes as one inspired, and reading 
 his verses, though the very thoughts and phrases are 
 Ovid's, we know that Macette lived. We think we see 
 her wagging her wicked old head, and instructing the 
 artless girl : — 
 
 Le pech6 que I'on cache est demy pardonne : 
 La faute seullement ne gist en la defense : 
 Le scandale, I'opprobre, est ce qui fait I'offense ; 
 Pourvu qu'on ne le sache, 11 n'importe comment. 
 Qui peut dire que non, ne peche nuUement. 
 
 Did ever astonished moralist hear the like ? Tartuffe 
 made use of the same atrocious sentiments in his unfor- 
 tunate attempt upon Elmire : — 
 
 Le mal n'est jamais que dans I'^clat qu'on fait, 
 Le scandale du monde est ce qui fait I'offense, 
 Et ce n'est pas pecher que pecher en silence. 
 
 One more quotation from Regnier. This time, too, 
 it shall be left in French to show his style. It is the 
 description of the pedant : — 
 
 II me parle latin, il all^gue, il discourt, 
 II reforme a sen pied les humeurs de la court ; 
 Qu'il a pour enseigner une belle maniere, 
 Qu'en son globe il a veu la matiere premiere : 
 Qu'Epicure est yvrongne, Hypocrate un bourreau, 
 Que Bartolle et Jason ignorent le barreau ; 
 " Que Virgile est passable encor qu'en quelques pages, 
 II meritast au Louvre estre chifle des pages : • 
 Que Pline est inegal, Terence ne peu joly : 
 Mais surtout il estime un langage poly. 
 
182 MATHURIN REGNIER. 
 
 Such was Regnier, rough and vigorous, one who 
 imitated, but did not copy j where he does not imitate, 
 fresh and strong ; where he does, throwing a life of his 
 own into the thoughts and opinions that he borrowed. 
 Full, too, of homely proverbs and sayings — things 
 which would have made the ha;ir of Schoolmaster 
 Boileau to stand on end, and turned his flesh into 
 goose-flesh. " Vous parlez barragouyn," " Vous nous 
 faites des bonadiez," " Je r^ponds d'un ris de Saint- 
 M^dard," *' C'est pour votre beau nez que cela se fait," 
 and so on, locutions actually used b}^ the old women 
 in the Halles. Fountain of Helicon ! here was dese- 
 cration. It is for these things as well as more manifest 
 sins that Boileau speaks, when in the " Art Po^tique '* 
 he says : — 
 
 De ces maltres savans disciple ingenieux, 
 Regnier seul parmi nous forme sur leur modele, 
 Dans son vieux style encore a des graces nouvelles. 
 Heureux si les discours craints du chaste lecteur 
 Ne se sentoient des lieux od fr^quentait I'auteur. 
 
 Regnier died, unhappily, before he was able to 
 emancipate himself from his bondage to the classical 
 poets, and while preserving their form to breathe into 
 it fully the spirit of his own genius. For one of so 
 robust an intellect as his would assuredly, had he lived 
 longer, have carved out his own line, and made satire in 
 France a thing independent of Horace and Juvenal. I 
 claim for him genius of a high order. He knew how to 
 describe, he knew how to draw portraits, he could be 
 satirical without malice, and he could convey his moral 
 without maddening some unhappy fellow-creature with 
 a hornet's sting. In this respect at least he was above 
 Pope and Dryden. 
 
 Sainte-Beuve, in his way, draws a parallel between 
 
REGNIER AND CHENIER. 183 
 
 the two most unlike men (at first sight) in the whole 
 world, Regnier and Andrd Ch^nier. It is, to be sure, 
 a comparison which consists chiefly of differences, but 
 he has found real points of resemblance between them 
 — in the utter absence of the religious sentiment with 
 both,i in \)^Q descriptive faculty common to both, in 
 their reality, in that irresistible force which attracted 
 them both to the society of women. " The styles of 
 Andre Chdnier and of Regnier," he says, " are a perfect 
 model of what our language permits to the genius ex- 
 pressing itself in verse. . . .With both the s^meproeede, 
 warm, vigorous, and free, the same luxury and ease of 
 thought, shooting its branches in all directions, with all 
 its interlacings and cross- tracery, the same profusion of 
 happy and familiar irregularities, the same readiness 
 and sagacity of discernment in following the current 
 idea under the transparency of images, and in not al- 
 lowing it to escape from one image to another, the same 
 marvellous art in carrying on a metaphor to its end. . . . 
 And as to the form and the carriage of the verses of 
 Regnier and Chdnier, they seem to me very nearly the 
 same, that is to say, the best possible ; curious without 
 effort, easy without negligence, in turn careless and 
 attentive." 
 
 A great poet, crippled by his blind adherence to 
 ancient models, not able to extricate himself from the 
 traditions of his time, a disciple of Ronsard who yet 
 hardly learned Ronsard's great lesson, to dare every 
 thing, to try every thing, to emulate, and not to imitate, 
 the surpassing genius of the past. And, besides all tliis, 
 
 1 Some germs of repentance maybe found in Regnier, but these 
 when he was already sinking into an early grave, worn out by his 
 excesses. 
 
184 MATHURIN REGNIER. 
 
 which is a potent influence in the life of the artist, a 
 slave to his own passions. Art is a jealous mistress ; 
 she will be worshipped alone. St.-Amant failed, as we 
 shall presently see, because he joined the cult of Bacchus 
 to that of the Muses. And Regnier, so far as he did 
 fail, because he worshipped Venus, our Lady of Passion, 
 as well as that other and nobler Venus, our Lady of 
 Art. 
 
 Somebody wrote an epitaph for him, which is printed 
 among his collected works as his own. Now, it is given 
 to no man to write his own epitaph, save by an antici- 
 patory clause in his last will and testament. This is 
 what the epitaph says : — 
 
 J'ai vescu sans nul pensement, 
 Me laissant aller doucement 
 
 A la bonne loy naturelle ; 
 Et sy m'estonne fort pourquoi 
 La mort oza songier a moi 
 
 Qui ne songea jamais a elle. 
 
Chapter IX. 
 SAINT AMANT. 
 
 A genoux, enfans d^bauchez, 
 Chers confidants de mes p^chez. 
 
 "PARLY in the seventeenth century, the desire fell 
 ■^-^ upon France to laugh. The country had been 
 melancholy for a whole generation; for, with the ex- 
 ception of the Satyre M^nipp^e and a few squibs, there 
 was nothing at all to laugh at. Literature under Mal- 
 herbe was solemn ; mirth malice, and merriment seemed 
 well-nigh dead. " Give us," cried the Parisians, " some- 
 thing new and amusing. We have got through all our 
 troubles. King Louis XIII. is, to be sure, a foolish, 
 even a malignant creature, but there are no more sieges 
 and no more blockades ; and so let us laugh." 
 
 The demand created a supply, and though the Fronde 
 brought fresh civil wars, if left the people, as it found 
 them, laughing. There were Turlupin, Scaramouche, 
 Arlequin, on the stage, and there were Th^ophile Viaud, 
 D'Assoucy, Scarron, Voiture, Boisrobert among the 
 poets and writers. 
 
 It is of this goodly society that we have now to treat. 
 The student of French literature, who must read them, 
 will find in them no reflection whatever of the artistic 
 efforts of Ronsard and Du Bellay : they are careless as 
 to what Malherbe might have thought : they write by 
 no rules of art, but can defend themselves on attack ; 
 
186 SAINT AMANT. 
 
 and they pour out their songs regardless of any criticism 
 but the voice of the people. It is characteristic of 
 French literature that the best poets have been those 
 who have dared to belong to no school. Rutebeuf and 
 Adam de la Halle are free. Olivier Basselin owes no 
 man aught, and Villon is independent. It is this same 
 quality of independence that I claim for Saint Amant, 
 La Fontaine, Beranger. Not only are they all indepen- 
 dent of rules, but they are all alike in one respect ; for, 
 the conditions of their lives and characters being differ- 
 ent, the French spirit remains common to all. And 
 then the leaders of the schools of style have got nothing 
 to say. What is the charm in Ronsard ? It is but the 
 charm of surprise that things said so often before could 
 be said again with so much delicacy. Nor is it till the 
 impression is gone, that one discovers the entire absence 
 of strength. And so the Pleiad never became popular, 
 never exchanged its character as an artistic circle for 
 that of popular poets. Cold, mannered, graceful, they 
 gave dignity to a literature daily becoming, before their 
 time, more discreditable ; and they helped those who 
 were to follow how best to say what they found to say. 
 Of those who delighted Paris in the seventeenth century 
 before Boileau appeared, I propose to select Saint Amant, 
 not only because he is the least disreputable, but also 
 because he is the truest poet. And it seems to me 
 worth the trouble of exhuming this dead and forgotten 
 writer,^ if only to add one more human figure to the 
 English gallery of French worthies. 
 
 Marc-Antoine Gerard, Sieur de Saint Amant, was 
 born at Rouen, 1594, and came of a good old fighting 
 
 ' Not dead and forgotten in his own country. His works are 
 published in the " Bibliotheque Elz6virienne. " 
 
HIS FAMILY. 187 
 
 stock ; his father, a gentleman adventurer, having been 
 one of Queen Elizabeth's sea captains, and, perhaps 
 while fighting an English ship, was taken prisoner by 
 the Turks. His uncle, too, served a captivity on the 
 galleys of Constantinople, and both his brothers died 
 fighting the infidels. They sailed to India in search of 
 fortune, for there was no money in the Saint Amant 
 family, and off the mouth of the Red Sea — what 
 was the ship doing there? — they were attacked by a 
 " Moorish " corvette. One brother was killed, the other 
 " escaped by swimming," a very remarkable statement, 
 as one naturally wonders where he swam to. Socotra, 
 Aden, and the land of the Somaulis have never held out 
 any thing but a hostile club to the visitor, and the near- 
 est friendly port would be Goa, while to swim fifteen 
 hundred miles, exposed to the danger of sunstroke, 
 must have been a perilous journey indeed. However, 
 the swimmer escaped, which was the great thing for 
 him and lived to fight the Turk again, getting killed at 
 last in Cyprus, under the Venetian flag. While these 
 stirring events were going on in his family, the young 
 poet was getting himself educated — he never knew 
 any Latin or Greek — at Rouen. Biographers, always 
 on the lookout for examples of precocity, have got 
 nothing more characteristic to tell of him than that he 
 fell three times into the river Seine off the quay, and 
 was nearly drowned on each occasion. It is charming 
 to get these characteristic anecdotes. What a flood of 
 light is thrown on a great man when we know how the 
 button came off his jacket. 
 
 He came to Paris young, and began at once to write 
 verses, having among his earliest friends that profligate 
 and unlucky bard, Th^ophile Viaud. At the age of 
 five-and-twenty, Saint Amant brought out his first and 
 
188 SAINT AMANT. 
 
 best poem, called " Solitude." On no other single pro- 
 duction of his would I be content to rest his claim to be 
 a poet ; but this is by itself enough. He takes us into 
 the forest ; "vyg wander with him among the aged trees, 
 born long ago, " at the very nativity of time," watching 
 the birds, the waving of the branches, the lake with the 
 herons and the wild fowl, the long glades stretching 
 right and left, and, while he bids us mark the absence 
 of man's handiwork, the glamour of the scene falls upon 
 us and we forget the poet, his art, ourselves. This it is 
 to be a poet; this power it is which makes some simple 
 ballad live in people's hearts while all the verses of the 
 scholars are forgotten : it is the absence of this power 
 which kills the newly fledged versifier, though all the 
 critics unite in calling him poet. 
 
 Nor winter's frost nor summer's heat 
 Hath seen upon this silent sheet 
 
 Sledge, boat, or vessel leave the land; 
 Nor shall, till earth and time are spent. 
 No thirsty traveller here hath bent 
 
 And made a cup with curving hand. 
 Never did traitor hook ensnare 
 
 The foolish fish for angler s prey; 
 And never stag, in mad despair, 
 
 Here stayed the chase and turned to bay. 
 
 We leave the forest. Presently we find ourselves 
 before a ruined castle, solitary and deserted. 
 
 . . . See how year by year the walls 
 
 Of yon old ruins gray and hoar 
 Grow smaller still as on them falls 
 
 Time's talon, tearing more and more. 
 Here now the witches hold their tryst, 
 
 Here elves and fairies revels keep, 
 "Who all for mischief, as they list, 
 
 Our senses cheat and plague our sleep; 
 And here, in corners out of sight, 
 Are snakes of day and birds of night. 
 
''SOLITUDES 189 
 
 The screech-owl with her cries of woe 
 
 (Sinister sound to mortal ear) 
 Wakes up the imps who come and go 
 
 With laughter wild and goblin cheer; 
 Under a cross-tree in the air 
 
 Swings to and fro the skeleton 
 Of some poor swain, who in despair 
 
 This deed upon himself hath done, 
 Long since — because a woman's face 
 Had for him neither smile nor grace. 
 
 On the old rafters bent and worn 
 
 Decipher, if you can, the name; 
 See on the marbles, moss o'ergrown, 
 
 The scutcheon of an ancient fame. 
 Beneath a mighty walnut's shade 
 
 Growing deep down within the fosse, 
 The highest turret roof is laid 
 
 Conceal'd with ivy and with moss : 
 And mark o'er all the silver slime 
 Where snails and vermin creep and climb. 
 
 Do you remember any thing of this kind before Saint 
 Am ant ? I do not. It seems to me that here is a 
 great advance. We have realit}^ truth, vigor, feeling. 
 There is not, to be sure, the delicate handling of De 
 Ba'if ; not the conscientious form of Du Bellay ; but we 
 are with a more vigorous poet. Young Saint Amant 
 can give utterance in part to those thoughts which defy 
 language ; they are the thoughts of youth, those that 
 come when the mind is yet in the delicate chlorine green 
 of childhood, when all the world is a wonder, and the 
 imagination throws out long rays of light, like the first 
 bright streaks of the rising sun, to the four corners of 
 the earth. Would that the poet had preserved his 
 thoughts of youth and early manhood ! With him, as 
 with most of us, the temptations of the world, the flesh, 
 and the devil, came to beat down, crush, and kill. When 
 
190 SAINT AMANT, 
 
 we look again, behold the flaming poppies and the 
 tares. 
 
 He is next at Belleisle, companion, dependent on the 
 Duke de Retz. Here he lives for many years, writing 
 songs and singing them, drinking and carousing. For 
 Saint Amant has taken to intemperate ways. It is re- 
 corded of him that he once sat out, with the Marquis of 
 Belleisle, a debauch of four-and-twenty hours. But the 
 voice of fame always exaggerates, and perhaps it was 
 only four hours after all. Leaving the Duke de Retz, 
 he went with another patron, the Count d'Harcourt,i 
 Admiral of the French fleet, on his voyages, seeing the 
 world and making observations. With him was Secre- 
 tary Furet, and they were all three, the admiral, the 
 secretary, and the poet, on the best possible terms with 
 each other. In the cabin, shut out from the ship, dis- 
 cipline was relaxed, and distinctions of rank merged in 
 the nicknames of good fellowship, the admiral being 
 le Rond, Furet le Vieux, and Saint Amant le Gros. 
 
 In 1638, he returned to Paris — no more of such 
 poems as the " Solitude " to be written there — and 
 made new friends. After the troubles of the Fronde 
 were over — Mazarin was good-natured to some of his 
 enemies — he won the good graces of Marie Gonzague, 
 Queen of Poland. He went with her to Poland, made 
 odes upon her whenever she happened to be in an in- 
 
 ' This is the Count d'Harcourt of Conde's epigram, written when 
 he joined Mazarin : — 
 
 That soldier fat and short, 
 
 Renown'd in story, 
 The noble Count d'Harcourt, 
 . Brimful of glory, 
 Who raised Cazal and took Turin, 
 Is bailiff now to Mazarin. 
 
HIS APPEARANCE, 191 
 
 teresting condition, and got a pension, with which he 
 returned to Paris. There he was made a gentilhomme 
 verrier, a glass manufacturer, — it was not considered 
 derogatory to a gentleman to pursue this calling — and 
 then, in spite of Boileau's lines — 
 
 Qu'arriva-t-il enfin de sa muse abusee ? 
 
 II en revint couvert de honte et de risee. 
 
 Et la fievre au retour terminant son destin 
 
 Fit par avance en lui ce qu'auroit fait la faim — 
 
 lived and died in considerable comfort. 
 
 Like Oliver Goldsmith, Tom Moore, Horace, and others 
 of the poetic vein, Gerard de Saint Amant was short of 
 stature, round and fat. See him as he stands at the 
 door of the " Fir Apple," waiting for his friend Furet to 
 come and clink glasses with him. He is fresh-colored 
 and sun-burnt, because he has been tanned by the sea- 
 breezes ; his eyes are soft, because he is a tender-hearted 
 creature ; his brqwn hair is curly — straight-haired men 
 are only imitators ; his face is broad and laughing, be- 
 cause he never harbors resentment against any living 
 soul ; his look is careless, because he takes no more 
 thought for the morrow than the sparrows ; there are no 
 crows'-feet about his eyes, though he is past forty, 
 because he has no troubles of his own and cares nothing 
 for other people's troubles. The pretty women pass up 
 and down the street, but the honest poet has no eyes for 
 beauty ; they may dress, if they please, for other young 
 fellows of forty-five, but he is too fat for love. And in 
 his hand he bears a lute, no allegorical thing which he, 
 the actor, may pretend to twang while the orchestra 
 plays, but a real serviceable lute, on which he discourses 
 sweet music. As he plays, see how his face changes 
 like a hill-side on an April day — from mirth to sadness, 
 from sadness to mirth ; for he has Saul-like fits of 
 melancholy which only the lute can dispel : — 
 
192 SAINT AMANT. 
 
 When as to chase the thoughts of grief and pain 
 Which lie hke lead upon my aching brain, 
 I take my lute, and in its accents find 
 Content for sadness, rest for troubled mind. 
 My fingers, idly wandering here and there, 
 Sadden the cadence, sympathize the air ; 
 A thousand half-tones, tearful, sad, and clear. 
 Wake in long sighs and vibrate on the ear ; 
 Trembling they hover on the inspired string, 
 Weep with my tears and with my sorrows ring. 
 Their dying accents, as they fainter grow. 
 Singing laments for me, my life, my woe. 
 
 Only a musician could have written these lines — they 
 are real. His reality, indeed, is the one grand virtue 
 with Saint Amant, for he is never acting a part, and if 
 he laughs it is because he is merry ; if he weeps it is 
 because he is sad. To be sure, he is not often sad ; but 
 lest }^u should think from the examples that follow 
 that he was always singing of Bacchus and wine, read 
 the following, one of the earUest sonnets extant in praise 
 of tobacco : — 
 
 Upon a faggot seated, pipe in lips, 
 
 Leaning my head against the chimney wall. 
 My heart sinks in me, down my eyelids fall. 
 
 As all alone I think on life's eclipse. 
 
 Hope, that puts off to-morrow for to-day. 
 Essays to change my sadness for awhile " 
 And shows me with her kind and youthful smile 
 
 A fate more glorious than men's words can say. 
 
 Meantime the herb in ashes sinks and dies; 
 Then to its sadness back my spirit flies, 
 
 And the old troubles still rise up behind. 
 Live upon hope and smoke your pipe: all's one. 
 It means the same when life is passed and done; 
 
 One is but smoke, the other is but wind. 
 
 He was elected one of the earliest, not the first, 
 member of the French Academy (see p. 228), and was 
 excused the customary oration at introduction on prom- 
 
POWERS OF DESCRIPTION. 193 
 
 ising to contribute to the dictionary all the burlesque 
 words. He promised, and contributed nothing, but so 
 got off his speech. 
 
 Whether he is writing humorous or serious verses, 
 he depends always on his powers of description. His 
 " Chambre du Dobauch^," which unfortunately must 
 not be translated, is almost startling in its fidelity. In 
 the " Rome Ridicule " he attacks, in what seems to us 
 to be bad taste, the enthusiasm of antiquaries, and the 
 rage for ancient monuments. The thing itself having 
 gone, or else diverted into other channels, we have lost 
 the sense of fun in laughing at it. That enthusiasm 
 which once hoped every thing from the classics, lingers 
 now only among those who hope every thing from the 
 remoter antiquities of Assyria and Egypt. For a cold 
 spirit of measurement as well as of doubt has crept in, 
 and while we no longer regard the Tiber with the ven- 
 eration of old, evon the Jordan has had its critics. But 
 in Saint Amant's days the scholars were a lively nuisance, 
 with their contempt for every thing not classical, their 
 slavery to ancient forms, their quarrels, and their 
 pedantry. Poor Saint Amant knew neither Latin nor 
 Greek — we have seen how he was too busy falling into 
 the Seine to learn either — and the memory of many an 
 indirect insult* envenomed the pen that wrote " Rome 
 Ridicule." He went to England and wrote a " heroi- 
 comique " ode on Albion, from which I gather that my 
 countrymen have improved in most particulars since 
 that year. He is a furious Cavalier, as were all French- 
 men, and calls the Puritans '' ces malignes Testes- 
 
 Rondes." 
 
 Ces Turcs out casse les vitres, 
 Croyant bien, en mesme temps, 
 De cent temples esclatants 
 En eifacer les saints litres. 
 13 
 
194 SAINT AMANT. 
 
 It is time to give a specimen of his lighter verse. 
 The following is an ode, invocation, or address to 
 Bacchus : — 
 
 In idle rhymes we waste our days, 
 
 With yawning fits for all our praise, 
 
 While Bacchus, god of mirth and wine, 
 
 Invites us to a life divine. 
 
 Apollo, prince of bards and prigs, 
 
 May scrape his fiddle to the pigs; 
 
 And for the Muses, old maids all. 
 
 Why let them twang their lyres, and squall 
 
 Their hymns and odes on classic themes, 
 
 Neglected by their sacred streams. 
 
 As for the true poetic fire, 
 
 What is it but a mad desire ? 
 
 While Pegasus himself, at best, 
 
 Only a horse must be confess'd; 
 
 And he must be an ass indeed, / 
 
 Who would bestride the winged steed. 
 
 Bacchus, thou who watchest o'er 
 
 All feasts of ours, whom I adore 
 
 With each new draught of rosy wine 
 
 That makes my red face like to thine — 
 
 By thy ivied coronet. 
 
 By this glass with rubies set. 
 
 By thy thyrsus — fear of earth — 
 
 By thine everlasting mirth, 
 
 By the honor of the feast. 
 
 By thy triumphs, greatest, least. 
 
 By thy blows not struck, but drunk. 
 
 With king and bishop, priest and monk, 
 
 By the jesting, keen and sharp, 
 
 By the violin and harp. 
 
 By thy bells, which are but flasks. 
 
 By our sighs, which are but masks 
 
 Of mirth and sacred mystery, 
 
 By thy panthers fierce to see. 
 
 By this place so fair and sweet, 
 
 By the he-goat at thy feet, 
 
INVOCATION TO BACCHUS, 195 
 
 By Ariadne, buxom lass, 
 
 By Silenus on his ass, 
 
 By this sausage, by this stoup, 
 
 By this rich and thirsty soup, 
 
 By this pipe from which I wave 
 
 All the incense thou dost crave, 
 
 By this ham, well spiced, long hung, 
 
 By this salt, and wood-smoked tongue, 
 
 Receive us in the happy band 
 
 Of those who worship glass in hand. 
 
 And, to prove thyself divine, 
 
 Leave us never without wine. 
 
 This invocation to the god of wine is followed b}*- the 
 liveliest, brightest letter possible to his friend Furet. 
 It simply invites him to leave Fontainebleau and return 
 to Paris. Here is some of it. Mark how he changes 
 his mood from grave to gay : — 
 
 But why from Paris art thou torn ? 
 Was it a sudden yearning, born 
 Of the sweet spring; once more to see 
 The rocks, the trees, the forest free, 
 The lake reflecting on its breast, 
 The foliage deep, the earth at rest. 
 And while the sky is warm and still 
 To mark how over tree and hill. 
 As if they dread the thunder near, 
 Vibrate the trembling waves of air; 
 To mark how in their wayward guise 
 Hover and flit the butterflies. 
 As bright as if they were indeed 
 The very flowers on which they feed? 
 
 Or else, alone, and pensive, while 
 You ponder 'neath the greenwood aisle 
 On some far back mysterious theme 
 Fit subject for a poet's dream. 
 To find some dark and sombre glen 
 Fitting your sadden'd soul, and then 
 Deep in the darkest shade to write 
 Verse worthy of the brightest light. 
 
196 SAINT AMANT. 
 
 Is it for fancies grave or gay, 
 
 My friend, you leave us ? Prithee, say. 
 
 Furet, they cry, is absent yet 
 
 From tavern and from cabaret; 
 
 He rhymes no more of cups and wine — 
 
 Unworthy follower of the vine. 
 
 And Bacchus, king of me and thee, 
 
 By well-known law, hath made decree 
 
 Thou shall not drink, save that alone 
 
 Which flows along the Seine or Rhone. 
 
 Thou friend of water ? '■ — couldst ihou go, 
 
 For Paris taking Fontainebleau? 
 
 Paris — where Bacchus holds all hearts ; 
 
 Paris, where Coiffier ^ bakes his tarts; 
 
 Paris, where Cormier* hangs his sign, 
 
 An apple-tree that points to wine; 
 
 Paris, which offers to our eyes 
 
 Another apple ; ^ greater prize 
 
 Than that of gold, which by belief 
 
 Brought gods and goddesses to grief; 
 
 An apple from the tall fir-tree — 
 
 Thou know'st that it hath shelter'd thee. 
 
 Paris, that cemetery vast, 
 
 Where all our griefs are buried fast; 
 
 Paris, that little world, in short. 
 
 Of sweet delight and pleasant sport; 
 
 Paris, whose joys bring more content 
 
 Than heart can wish or brain invent. 
 
 Ha! see. My words begin to press, 
 You speak not, but your eyes confess : . 
 You cannot leave our Paris till 
 Yourself you leave, against your will. 
 
 Leave care to other, duller beads ; 
 Leave lakes to fish, to cows the meads ; 
 Let wild beasts watch for April showers ; 
 Let snails eat up the sweet wild flowers ; 
 And — bless me — now I mark your face, — 
 Once brimming o'er with mirthful grace, — 
 
 • A well-known restaurateur and confectioner. 
 
 ^ A cabaret kept by Cormier, which means an " apple-tree." 
 
 * The sign of the " Fir Apple." 
 
REPENTANCE. 197 
 
 I never saw a change so great : 
 
 Come back, come back, 'tis not too late. 
 
 For sure the air that suits you best 
 
 Where corks fly out and glasses clink; 
 Where singers sing and jesters jest, 
 
 Where waiters wait and drinkers drink; 
 Will please you more, I know, I know, 
 Than all the woods of Fontainebleau. 
 
 When Saint Amant grew old, the religious sentiment 
 awakened again within his soul, a phenomenon which 
 may be remarked in most of the portraits in our gallery. 
 Then, with the view to a more lasting fame than that to 
 be got from odes, and with an eye to the welfare of his 
 soul, he wrote a long epic called " Moyse Sauv^." This 
 published, and after a little happiness in calling himself 
 the Gros Virgile, the penitent poet sat down and died. 
 The less said about the epic the better : Burns, indeed, 
 might as well have tried to write an epic. 
 
 Hard and scornful things, from the stand-point of 
 
 morality, as well as that of art, may be said about Saint 
 
 Amant. He wrote things that he should not have 
 
 written ; he indulged in the habit of drinking to^ excess ; 
 
 he was a dependent ; he exercised no active virtues 
 
 whatever ; and when at last he repented, he was like 
 
 that Lancashire convert, who lamented his sins in the 
 
 well-known hymn — 
 
 I rept and I rore, I cursed and I swore : 
 Oh ! Lord, what a sinner I bead. 
 
 Yet, without too much special pleading, we may make 
 out a very fair case for him. He is good-nature itself — 
 Frenchmen to be sure are nearly always good-natured ; 
 he has not a single enemy ; his laugh is contagious ; his 
 voice is so musical that his verses, when he reads them, 
 ring in the ears like the accents of the Psalmist ; his 
 soul is touched by all things in nature ; when he strikes 
 
198 SAINT AMANT. 
 
 the lute he brings the tears into his hearers' eyes — and 
 his own too ; if he goes into the country he marks the 
 things that only a poet discerns ; if into the town, he 
 has eyes to note the contrasts, and a pen to write them 
 down. In his tavern, with the eliquetis of the glasses 
 round him, amid the fumes of the wine and the tobacco, 
 he can write sweetly, naturally, delicately. Then, 
 though he is a dependant, he is never a parasite. A 
 gentleman he is born, a gentleman he remains, and, like 
 a gentleman, he will not descend to abuse a religion 
 which he respects, though he does not practise it ; and 
 he has one of those rare and happy natures which seem 
 to require no effort for the maintenance of self-respect. 
 
 Nature gave him the poetic instinct. He had no rules 
 of art, because he never studied, but his taste was cor- 
 rect. It is a pity that we have no self-written record of 
 those younger days when doubtless he was sometimes 
 in love. One wants to know something more of the 
 mind of Saint Amant. Only, these poets do so exag- 
 gerate and deck out the passion of love that we, poor 
 creatures of clay, are dazzled and confused, never know- 
 ing how far they are real, and are led to confound our 
 own deepest emotions with the passing fancy of a poet 
 for an Amaryllis in the shade. 
 
Chapter X. 
 VOITURE AND BENSERADE. 
 
 A mellifluous voice, as I am true knight. — Tioelfth Night, 
 
 T ET us leave the cabarets and go into decent society, 
 -"-^ even the very best, that of Madame de Ram- 
 bouillet, Madame de Longueville, and Ang(ilique Paulet, 
 "la Lionne." We are to wander now along the leafy 
 avenues of Chantilly, and sit in the blue room of the 
 HOtel de Rambouillet. No profane and violent words 
 will be heard here, nor any of those things which agitate 
 the human heart outside ; no love — that is, no passion ; 
 nothing rude, coarse, or harsh. We are in the highest 
 circle possible, calm, placid, Avell fed, with the court 
 poets. 
 
 There were other poets of society, but the two I have 
 selected are foremost : these two may be taken as the 
 perfect types of their kind. They are the pattern, 
 the envy of all the rest. They write songs for ballets, 
 the prettiest and most ingenious possible. They address 
 odes to ladies' eyes, to ladies' lips, to ladies' noses ; 
 write sonnets to ladies' lapdogs — and to their husbands ; 
 they manufacture verses for bouts-rimes; they write 
 lines for the maids of honor separately and collec- 
 tively ; they devote all their lives, these benevolent 
 persons, to promoting the gayety and amusement of 
 their fellow-creatures. 
 
200 VOITURE AND BENSERADE. 
 
 Benserade, for his part, had no life to speak of. That 
 is to say, it was a life all of the same color, in which 
 any one week was a sample of all the rest. His father 
 was ?i'procureur2X Gisors, his mother being able to claim 
 kinship in some way with Cardinal Richelieu. The 
 young man was going up to Paris, was introduced to 
 the notice of the great minister, and taking orders ^ by 
 way of assuring his future, obtained some place or pen- 
 sion in acknowledgment of certain dramatic successes, 
 and probably thought it best to say little about cousin- 
 ship till the minister died. When this lamentable event, 
 which drove many hundreds of hungry dramatists, poets, 
 and artists adrift, took place, Benserade, with the rest, 
 lost his pension. He then attached himself to the Duke 
 de Breze, and remained with him till he w^as killed in 
 the wars two or three years afterwards. After this he 
 returned to Paris, and found favor with the Queen 
 Dowager and Cardinal Mazarin. From them he got 
 half a dozen pensions, and, as the story-books say, lived 
 happy ever after. 
 
 A man of polished manners, not an open profligate 
 like Boisrobert, or a drunkard like Chapelle ; nor an 
 atheist like Bautru ; a man who in spite of continual 
 amourettes gave little cause for scandal to his cloth: 
 
 ^ We may partly understand this readiness to take orders with 
 no other call than the call of hunger, by the following extract from 
 the ♦' Turkish Spy." " There are," he says, " in France, 12 arch- 
 bishoprics, 104 bishoprics ; convents of the greater order, 540 ; con- 
 vents of the lesser order, 12,320; abbeys, 1,450; nunneries, 67; 
 708 friaries, 259 seminaries of the Order of the Knights of Malta, 
 27,400 parish churches, 540 hospitals, and 9,000 private chapels or 
 oratories. To fill all these, they reckon 226,000 religious, besides 
 130,000 priests." And this state of things lasted till the Revo- 
 lution ! 
 
COURAGE OF BENSERADE, 201 
 
 one whose delight was to haunt salons and ruelles^ to sit 
 among ladies, read them his poems, hear their praises, 
 and pay them compliments, one whose whole pleasure 
 was in social success, to say an occasional good thing, 
 and to hear it repeated everj^where, as the latest bon- 
 mot of Benserade the witty, Benserade the ingenious. 
 
 Surrounded as man always is by things of which 
 his tastes and inclinations disapprove, prevented by all 
 sorts of hedges from going his own way, one is pre- 
 pared to hear that our abba's life was not altogether 
 free from the cares and troubles which affect less 
 fortunate men. It might have been, for instance, mat- 
 ter of self-congratulation to him, as a priest, that he 
 loved not those excitements which are accompanied by 
 danger. But it was unfortunate that malicious persons, 
 Scarron for instance, could tell of him how, being once 
 with the Duke of Brdz^ in a naval engagement, hie was 
 found in the hold .crouched among the casks, bellowing 
 like Panurge, and how some kind friend maliciously 
 pointing out to him that he was in the most dangerous 
 part of the ship, he cried in an ecstasy of 1;error, *' Alas I 
 alas ! where then shall I hide myself? " 
 
 Again, once he was promoted to the embassy to 
 Stockholm, but in the midst of his pride at this prefer- 
 ment, it was taken away from him. 
 
 The disappointment alone was enough, without Scar- 
 ron making the event, as he did, the most important of 
 the year, speaking of it as the year when 
 
 • . . . le sieur de Benserade 
 
 N'alla point en son ambassade. 
 
 Another disagreeable incident in his life may be men- 
 tioned to show the instability of a satirist's power, and 
 the great danger, after he has established a laugh, of 
 
202 VOITURE AND BENSERADE. 
 
 laughing himself " the wrong side of his mouth." For 
 he permitted himself not only to write poems to the 
 ladies of the court, but also on them. And once, insti- 
 gated by the Evil One, he produced the following epi- 
 gram on Madame de Chatillon : — 
 
 Chastillon, gardez vos appas 
 Pour quelque autre conqueste, 
 
 Si vous estes preste 
 
 Le Roy ne I'est pas; 
 Avecque vous il cause, 
 
 Mais, en verite, 
 II faut quelque autre chose 
 
 Pour vostre beauts 
 
 Qu'une minorite. 
 
 " Really," said the lady, " I am excessively obliged 
 to you, M. de Benserade, for making this pretty little 
 song about me." " And really, M. de Benserade," said 
 her husband, " if it ever happens to you to speak of 
 Madame de Chatillon again, I will break every bone 
 in your body." The bones in his body were not broken, 
 because he refrained for the future, but this kind of 
 thing is unpleasant in more than one way. It is apt to 
 take the spirit out of the satirist, especially if he be 
 deficient in physical courage, to cramp his flight, to limit 
 his field, and then, which is as bad, it makes other 
 people laugh. Scarron, for example, named another 
 year as — 
 
 L'an que le Sieur de Benserade 
 
 Fut menace de bastonnade. 
 
 In his capacity as court poet and wit, Benserade had 
 a formidable rival in Voiture, whose verses were at 
 least as good as his own, and whose personal attractions 
 were greater. For Voiture was a handsome, well- 
 made, dapper little man, full of life, spirits, and 
 
BADINAGE. 203 
 
 mischief; the licensed favorite of everybody, and per- 
 mitted by the ladies to take as many liberties as he 
 pleased. Once in the presence of the Princess de Bour- 
 bon, feeling cold in the toes, he pulled off his shoes, 
 and warmed his feet at the fire. Once, too, thinking it 
 would be a capital joke, he put a couple of bears into 
 the bedroom of Madame de Rambouillet, frightening the 
 poor lady nearly to death. Another time he knocked 
 up the Count de Guiche at two in the morning, and 
 when he appeared awake and dressed told him gravely 
 that knowing the interest which the count took in his 
 afPairs, he had called to let him know he was thinking 
 of being married. 
 
 The circle of Madame de Rambouillet was far, indeed, 
 from being dull or reserved. Pedantic, after the fashion 
 of the age in literary matters, and of doubtful taste, in 
 its social side it was full of life, laughter, and enjoyment. 
 They asked for a perpetual variety in conversation ; 
 they aimed at those little subtleties of wit which evade 
 translation, even if they bear to be written down at 
 all ; they made great fuss and importance out of very 
 little things ; they studied the art of badinage, knowing 
 above all when to stop. Voiture was a perfect master 
 of the art. For instance, Madame de Rambouillet 
 having declared herself an admirer of King Gustavus 
 Adolphus, he sent her a letter brought by six gentle- 
 men disguised as Swedes, pretending to be from the 
 king ; and when he was in Algiers he wrote to Ang^- 
 lique Paulet, called by her friends, la Lionne, in the 
 name of " Leonard, keeper of the lions of the King of 
 Morocco." 
 
 It was a life of trifling, if you please, but the trifling 
 was elegant, innocent, and pure. No circle ever ex- 
 isted which was more harmless, more useful as an 
 
204 VOITURE AND BENSERADE. 
 
 example, than that of this celebrated hotel. They could 
 have, and did have, their little breezes, tempers, and 
 jealousies. Where two or three women are gathered 
 together, these may be looked for. But they pulled 
 well together, and loved each other, madame, her 
 daughters, Madame de Longueville, and the divine 
 Ang^lique, with a strange affection. Above all, they 
 would have nothing discourteous, nothing rough, nothing 
 unmannerly, nothing coarse. The only thing out of place 
 in the blue room was Chapelain with his old coat and 
 unwashed linen. The only person permitted to take 
 liberties was Voiture, who could do what he pleased 
 anywhere ; who, besides, was to be trusted not to go 
 too far. It was a great educational establishment, 
 whither repaired the rough unruly lords of the court, 
 fresh from the country, to learn that there are things 
 to be respected as well as a scutcheon, reputations 
 other than a title can confer, and things that may be 
 made the subject of mirth, other than those bawled in 
 the cabarets and whispered in the corridors. 
 
 But full of tricks, quaint jests, espi^glerie. Once 
 Voiture brought Madame de Rambouillet a sonnet which 
 he considered better than any thing he had ever done 
 before. " I think," said the lady, taking it, " that I 
 have seen it already." He assured her that she was 
 mistaken, because the sonnet was bran new ; but the 
 next day she showed him his own sonnet printed in 
 a hook. He was confounded. He read it again and 
 again ; repeated his own lines to himself ; compared 
 them, and finally put it down to an extraordinary freak 
 of memory, which had led him to write out a poem he 
 had read and remembered, thinking he was composing 
 it himself. He went about telling everybody of this 
 singular accident, till Madame de Rambouillet confessed 
 
TOSSED IN A BLANKET. 205 
 
 that she had herself got the sonnet printed from his 
 own copy, and imposed it upon him as an old one. Of 
 all practical jokes, surely the most amusing and the 
 most harmless. 
 
 On another occasion, Voiture had been sent to amuse 
 Mile, de Bourbon (afterwards Madame de Longueville), 
 who was suffering from some indisposition. He was 
 not in his usual spirits that day, and only succeeded in 
 making her more melancholy. The Rambouillet ladies 
 pretended to be extremely angry with him for his 
 failure, and actually — but read his own account of 
 his punishment, written to the lady herself, who had 
 left Paris. 
 
 I was, he says, tossed in a blanket^ on Friday after dinner 
 because I had not succeeded in making you laugh in the time given 
 me. Madame de Rambouillet gave judgment on the matter at the 
 request of her daughter and Mile. Paulet. They had intended to 
 defer execution till your return, but considered afterwards that it 
 was not right to put oif punishment so long, nor to a time wholly 
 given up to joy. It was no use crying out, the blanket was brought, 
 and four of the strongest men in the world chosen to perform the 
 execution. What I can assure you, mademoiselle, is, that no one 
 ever flew up so high as I. I doubt whether I deserved that Fortune 
 should raise me to so great an elevation. At each toss, I rose clean 
 out of their sight, higher than the eagles fly, with the mountains 
 flattened out beneath me, and the winds and clouds rolled below 
 
 ' Tossing in a blanket was then a favorite amusement, now 
 happily gone out of fashion, with other pursuits that required 
 more evenness of temper than our ancestors have bequeathed to 
 us. Thus Saint Amant writes of this pastime : — 
 
 Tenez bien, roidissez les coings. 
 Y estes-vous ? serrez les poings, 
 Et faisons sauter jusqu'aux nues 
 Par des secousses continues, 
 Sans crier jamais, " C'est assez ! " 
 Ny que nos bras la soient lassez, 
 Cette sorciere a triple ^tage. 
 
206 VOITURE AND BENSERADE. 
 
 my feet. At this extraordinary elevation I discovered countries of 
 which I knew nothing, and seas of which I had never heard. You 
 can imagine nothing so diverting as thus to get a whole half of the 
 world si3read out before your eyes. But it is not, I assure you, 
 mademoiselle, without a certain anxiety that we observe all these 
 things, because it is im^Dossible to forget the coming down again. 
 One of the things which frightened me most while high in the air, 
 was the looking down and seeing how small the blanket appeared 
 and how imj)ossible it seemed to fall back into it. This naturally 
 caused me some emotion. Among other curious objects that I saw 
 there was one, however, which took away all fear from me. It was 
 when, turning my eyes towards Piedmont, I discerned yourself, 
 mademoiselle, at Lyons, crossing the Saone. At least I saw on the 
 water a great light, with many rays round the most lovely face in 
 the world. Directly I came down I told them what I had seen. 
 Would you believe it ? They only laughed, and tossed me up 
 again higher than ever. 
 
 To be tossed in a blanket, and after dinner, would 
 be more than enough to disturb the equanimity — and 
 digestion — of any degenerate man of modern days. Yet 
 Voiture actually went through this misery with hilarity, 
 and pretended to lik'e it. No doubt the kind ladies only 
 put him gently in the blanket and made belief to toss 
 him. Had they meant really to do it, I am sure it would 
 have been done before dinner. 
 
 Voiture's poems are purely vers de societe, written for 
 the occasion, not eveii corrected, as he pretended, at all 
 events, not polished. There is not a single one of them 
 serious. All are light, frothy, sparkling. So are those 
 of Benserade. Vers de societe, like port, champagne, 
 coffee, and many other excellent things, are only good 
 when fresh. With the years the aroma disappears, and 
 the readers of this century may well ask for the causes 
 of their popularity two hundred years ago. To under- 
 stand that, you must know the times and the men. 
 Then you will see in these little frivolous sketches in- 
 
LANDRIRETTE. 207 
 
 genuity of phrase, lightness of style, a delicate toning 
 of flattery — not too strong, observe, but laid on in soft 
 and insidious tints which do not at first catch the eye, 
 but presently please it insensibly ; half shades of praise 
 and sarcasm, love-making behind a mask, a certain air 
 of confidential relationship with the reader, as one of a 
 privileged set, and a series of little asides — all these 
 are in Voiture and Benserade, and make them, once you 
 know them and their circle and themselves, readable, if 
 not worth reading. Do not, however, carry away the 
 impression that I recommend you to read them, if your 
 time is valuable. At least they are pure and innocent. 
 Some of Voiture has been translated. It was a 
 hundred and fifty years ago and more. The ingenious 
 gentleman who did it was un nommS Webster. I may 
 fairly say that there exist no translations of any poem or 
 set of poems so utterly and miserably bad as these. One 
 says so without ill-nature, because the author is pre- 
 sumably dead, unless indeed he was the Wandering Jew, 
 who was a good deal about Western Europe at that 
 time, frequently taking supper, for instance, with the 
 Turkish spy. 
 
 Mr. Webster's failure was not altogether his fault, 
 except that he overestimated his powers. How can 
 you translate, for instance, the following verses — written 
 to Mile. Bourbon at Chantilly, to a popular air of the 
 day?~ 
 
 Madame, vous trouverez bon 
 
 Qu'on vous derive sur le ton 
 De Landrirette, 
 
 Qui court maintenant k Paris, 
 Landriri. 
 
 Votre absence nous abat tons: 
 Quelques-uns en sont demi-fous, 
 Landrirette : 
 
208 VOITURE ANDBENSERADE, 
 
 Les autres n'en sont qu'^tourdis, 
 Landriri. 
 
 Du point de votre ^loignement 
 L'hiver s'approche ^ tout moment, 
 
 Landrirette ; 
 Et les beaux jours sont accourcis, 
 
 Landriri. 
 
 L'on est ici fort tristement; 
 Tout notre divertissement, 
 
 Landrirette, 
 Est de chanter a qui s'ensuit, 
 
 Landriri. 
 
 En grace, en beautds, en attraits 
 Nulle n'^galera jamais, 
 
 Landrirette, 
 La divine Montmorency, 
 
 Landriri. 
 
 Among the hangers-on at the hStel was an unfortu- 
 nate poet named Neufgermain, a source of perpetual 
 amusement and ridicule to all of them. Voiture the 
 ingenious imagined one day a rebellion of all those 
 letters of the alphabet which had not the honor of 
 forming part of the name of this great and famous bard, 
 Jupiter attempts to appease the commotion : — 
 
 Well you know, illustrious band. 
 
 Servants eve.' true and tried 
 (Yours the aid that in my hand 
 
 Placed the sceptre and the pride). 
 Consultation long we had 
 Ere that noble name we made. 
 
 By a forethought quite divine. 
 In the name, whose echoes sound 
 
 Like a trumpet clear and fine, 
 Vowels four their place have found. 
 
 But, my consonantal friends, 
 
 Here my godlike forethought ends. 
 
NEUFGERMAIN. 209 
 
 B and C -with S and L, 
 
 P and T with them combined, 
 Share of glory claim as well 
 
 In this name a place to find; 
 Even, I regret to say, 
 Useless Q must join the fray. 
 
 B, who makes our Blessings real, 
 
 B, without whose potent arm 
 Beauty we could never feel ; 
 
 C, too, queen of every Charm, 
 Swear to seek the shades below. 
 If they must this fame forego. 
 
 Then comes P, with haughty eye — 
 
 He alone makes half a Pope — 
 Prayer gives up and Piety 
 
 If we grant him not his hope; 
 Nothing more remains but this — 
 Patience — with Paralysis. 
 
 T comes next — and this is grave — 
 
 For our Thunder T doth lead, 
 Threatens too our ranks to leave; 
 
 Why, if P and T secede, 
 Power and Thunder both are gone. 
 Leaving us an empty throne. 
 
 Come then, be contented all, 
 
 Nothing else I see but this. 
 Call him — as the letters fall, 
 
 See you, each, that none doth miss — 
 Call him, though the name be quaint, 
 Sir Bdelneufghermicropsant. 
 
 Mademoiselle de Bourbon said that Voiture ought to 
 be preserved in sugar ; his portrait at least is drawn in 
 honeyed sweetness by Mile, de Scud^ri, in the " Grand 
 Cyrus," under the name of Callicrates : — 
 
 The third was a man of humble birth, named Callicrates, who 
 by his esjprit was raised to terms of equality with whatever there 
 was of greatness at Paphos, both among ladies and men. He wrote 
 
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210 VOITURE AND BENSERADE. 
 
 agreeably in verse and prose, and in a style so gallant and unusual 
 that it might almost be said that he invented it : at least I know 
 that no one has ever imitated it, and I think that no one ever will, 
 for out of the purest trifle he would produce a delightful letter, and 
 out of the most sterile subject, the lowest, the most common, he 
 would produce something agreeable and briUiant. His conversation 
 was very diverting on certain days, but it was unequal, and there 
 were moments when he wearied the world as much as it wearied 
 him. In fact there was a delicacy in his intellect which might 
 almost be called caprice, so excessive was it. His person was not 
 remarkably well made, but he made the open profession of gal- 
 lantry, . . . 
 
 If Voiture loved anybody it was Ang^lique Paulet, 
 " la Lionne," but I think he gave up the idea of marriage 
 very early. His birth prevented him from marrying any 
 of the ladies he met in his circle, and his inclinations 
 prevented him from marrying beneath that rank. He 
 was a gambler, and, unlike Benserade, was as pugna- 
 cious as a terrier, always ready to fight. He died young, 
 before he was forty years of age. 
 
 After the death of Voiture, Benserade wrote his cele- 
 brated " Job " sonnet. It was prefixed to a poetical 
 paraphrase of that poem, and compared his own suffer- 
 ings and patience with those of the great Sheikh, with 
 a leaning in favor of himself. Of course it occurred to 
 nobody that there was bad taste in this. The sonnet, 
 not the paraphrase — the Book of Job not being favorite 
 reading — was at first immensely admired. Everybody 
 read it, and everybody went into raptures over it, until, 
 in an evil moment, somebody asked the question whether 
 it was better than Voiture's sonnet to Uranie. The 
 question was like the golden apple, for it produced angry 
 battles, the consumption of oceans of ink, bad tempers, 
 and much disputation. Parties were formed and sides 
 taken. The Prince de Conti headed the party of the 
 
SONNETS. 211 
 
 Jobelins, or supporters of Benserade ; his sister, Madame 
 de Longueville, was the chief of the Uranians. Then 
 — but why write the history of the squabble ? You 
 will find it in the chronicles of the times. 
 
 Only, as I am quite sure the two sonnets have never 
 yet been put together in an English form, let me, in 
 rivalry with the late Mr. Webster, give you the two. 
 The first is Voiture's : — 
 
 It rests, to end with love of Uranie, 
 
 Absence nor time may cure me of this pain ; 
 
 Nothing to help, nothing to ease, I see, 
 Nothing to win my liberty again. 
 
 Long time I know her rigor, but I think 
 Still on her beauty — wherefore I must die; 
 
 Content I fall, blessing my doom I sink. 
 Nor aught against her tyrant rigor cry. 
 
 But sometimes Reason feebly lifts her voice, 
 Bids me throw off this thraldom, and rejoice: 
 
 Then when I listen, and her aid would prove, 
 After all efforts spent, in mere despair, 
 She says that Uranie alone is fair. 
 
 And, more than all my senses, bids me love. 
 
 That is Voiture. 
 
 Now hear the gallant Abb^ : — 
 
 Job, with a thousand troubles cursed, 
 Here shows you what his troubles were, 
 
 And as he goes from worse to worst, 
 Asks for your sympathetic tear. 
 
 Behold his story, simple, plain, 
 
 Told by himself for your fair eyes: 
 And steal your heart to watch the pain 
 
 Of one who suffers, one who sighs. 
 
 Yet think — although he suffer'd much, 
 His troubles great, his patience such — 
 That some may still more patient be ; 
 
212 VOITURE AND BENSERADE. 
 
 To all the listening world he groaned, 
 His pains to every friend bemoaned ; 
 I, silent, suffer more than he. 
 
 For my own part, I think the two sonnets, in trans- 
 lation at least, of equal merit. Let us give them an 
 " Honorary Fourth." 
 
 Voiture died in 1648. Benserade not till many years 
 later. At seventy he posed a theatrical farewell to 
 Love : — 
 
 Adieu, fortune, honneurs: adieu, vous et les votres, 
 
 Je viens ici tout oublier: 
 Adieu, toi-merae, Amour; bien plus que tous les autres 
 
 Difficile a congedier. 
 
 Then he retired to his little house at Chantilly, where 
 he paraphrased Psalms, read madrigals, wrote sonnets on 
 his trees, and odes on every thing. Like the trees them- 
 selves, they have all perished and we regret them no 
 more. At the advanced age of eighty-one he died, being 
 killed by the bungling of a surgeon who cut an artery, 
 and then ran away, leaving him to bleed to death. 
 Senec^ wrote an epitaph for him : — 
 
 Three marvellous gifts had this wonderful man, 
 Posterity, read, and believe if you can; 
 He was satirist, yet had no hatred to fear, 
 
 For his satire, was liked none the worse; 
 He was ever in love till his eightieth year, 
 
 And found fortune in writing of verse. 
 
Chapter XI. 
 THE PARASITES. 
 
 You see how all conditions, how all minds 
 
 (As well of glib and slippery creatures as 
 
 Of grave and austere quality) tender down 
 
 Their services to Lord Timon. — Timon of Athens. 
 
 npHE French nobles of the seventeenth century 
 -*- invented a method of beguiling the tedium of 
 life quite peculiar to themselves, greatly superior to 
 the old plan of keeping a fool, and illustrative of their 
 stage of civilization. They kept a scholar. The quali- 
 fications necessary for any candidate for this office were 
 good manners, scholarship, an unfailing stock of high 
 spirits, power of repartee, discretion, so as to know 
 when to stop, the power of writing vers d^occasion, and 
 the gift of 'mimicry. The emoluments of the post were 
 a free run of the table, a pension of so many crowns, 
 according to the liberality and means of the chief, and 
 a charge upon some priory, abbey, or other ecclesiasti- 
 cal endowment. When the chief ceased to laugh, or 
 ceased to breathe, the pension would go, but the bene- 
 fice remained. 
 
 If the nobles thought it creditable thus to make use 
 of a scholar, the scholars themselves thought it ex- 
 tremely honorable to enact the part of the courtly 
 buffoon. Saint Amant, we have seen, was " protected '* 
 by one great man after another. But he was a depend- 
 ant of quite a different order, being ever a gentleman, 
 
214 THE PARASITES. 
 
 a soldier, possessed of family pride, of self-respect. The 
 parasites are of the gown, not of the sword. They are 
 lower in social rank, they have no idea of the dignity 
 of man, they are of inferior genius, and save that their 
 influence, political as well as social, was in a few cases 
 quite out of proportion to their abilities, hardly deserve 
 a notice at all. There are two of them all, however, 
 who stand out from the rest, both men of importance in 
 their own day, both privileged buffoons, both represent- 
 ative men of their order, both so far snatched by the 
 historian from oblivion as to present a forcible example 
 of the virtues, the nobility, the elevation of character, 
 generated by a life of flatteries and dependence. One 
 of them was the privileged buffoon of the Duke de 
 Richelieu; the other, a much smaller creature, of the 
 little humpback Armand de Bourbon, Prince de Conti, 
 and brother of the great Cond^. 
 
 Let us begin with the latter as the less important. 
 
 His name was Jean-Fran9ois Sarasin, and he was the 
 son of a certain treasurer of finance, born at Caen in 
 the year 1604. Studies finished and parents dead, he 
 turned his property, worth 30,000 livres, into cash, and 
 removed to Paris. He was introduced by Angelique 
 Paulet to Madame de Pambouillet, and being an ex- 
 tremely clever, amusing young fellow, was made a good 
 deal of in the circles where Voiture and Benserade 
 already reigned. Here, too, he met Anne de Bourbon, 
 afterwards Duchess of Longueville, then the most rest- 
 less, the most ambitious, the most clever woman of her 
 time. Among the other friends of the period was 
 Manage, at whose Saturdays he was a constant attend- 
 ant, Charleval, Pellisson, and Scuddri, both the vain- 
 glorious George and his sister. At the outset Sarasin 
 proposed to himself the life of a man of letters, coupled 
 
SARASIN. 215 
 
 with such pleasures as Paris only can afford. He 
 began by a " Dissertation on Chess," a '' History of 
 the Siege of Dunkirk," that of the " Conspiracy of Val- 
 stein," a bundle of Latin verses, and such like small 
 matters, equal in bulk, probably, to the life-work of one 
 of these degenerate times, but nothing in the eyes of 
 such producers of folios as the scholars of his time. 
 
 Scholarship alone is not an expensive occupation ; 
 but when you combine with letters the amusements of 
 a man about town, a capital of 30,000 livres is apt to 
 melt with astonishing rapidity. This was exactly the 
 case with Sarasin. He found himself one day without 
 a penny. 
 
 By this time, however, he had made friends. One of 
 these, M. de Chavigny, knowing the man's genius, per- 
 suaded him to go to Rome, and see what he could get 
 from Pope Urban VIII., always ready to welcome French 
 men of letters. He further lent Sarasin 4000 francs 
 to pay his expenses. The poet took the money, but in- 
 stead of going to Rome with it, spent it with a " lady 
 of the Rue Quincampoix," turning up again when it 
 was all gone. 
 
 Some men get very early in life a fatal reputation for 
 irresponsibility. What in others is dishonesty, treachery, 
 falsehood, is in them proof of a sweet, innocent, child- 
 like character, which only sins because it knows not the 
 world. That Sarasin was false, dishonest, treacherous, 
 never seems to have struck his friends as worthy their 
 condemnation. It was all part of the joke, part of 
 Sarasin's character. So, when he appropriated the 
 4000 francs, everybody laughed, including M. de Cha- 
 vigny, and said it was capital, just like Sarasin, exactly 
 what he might have been expected to do. 
 
 He then, with that ostentation of self-interest which 
 
216 V THE PARASITES, 
 
 marks his type, married for money. Finding that his 
 wife gave him none, he first neglected, and finally left 
 her, making epigrams upon her age, her ugliness, her 
 bad temper, and her miserly habits. Probably the 
 poor woman wished only to keep her house together and 
 herself from ruin ; perhaps her temper had its provoca- 
 tions ; perhaps she was not so ugly as her husband rep- 
 resented her. Anyhow Madame Sarasin languished and 
 scolded at home, while her husband enjoyed himself 
 in the great world, being now a habitue of the court 
 of the Princess de Bourbon, mother of Condd, Conti, 
 and the Duchess de Longueville. The fetes of Chantilly 
 and the society of all these lords and ladies had for 
 Sarasin a charm which no domestic felicity could com- 
 pete with. It was at Chantilly that he read his one 
 good poem, the '* Pompe Funebre de Voiture." It was 
 here, too, that he read his famous Sonnet on Eve. This 
 really does deserve being rescued from oblivion. I leave 
 it in French, because it would inevitably spoil by any 
 translation of mine : — 
 
 Lorsqu'Adam vit cette jeune beaute, 
 
 Faite pour lui d'une main immortelle, 
 S'il I'aima fort, elle, de eon cote, 
 
 (Dont bien nous prit) ne lui fut point cruelle. 
 Cher Charleval, alors en verite 
 
 Je crois qu^il fut une femme fidele. 
 Mais comme quoi ne I'aurait-elle ^te? 
 
 Elle n'avait qu'un seul homme avec elle. 
 
 Or en cela nous nous trompons tous deux ; 
 Car, bien qu' Adam fut jeune et vigoureux, 
 Bien fait de corps et d'esprit agreable, 
 
 Elle aima mieux, pour s'en faire conter, 
 Preter I'oreille aux fleurettes du Diable, 
 
 Que d'etre femme et ne pas coqueter. 
 
 It was also to please Madame de Longueville that he 
 
A MIMIC. 217 
 
 entered into the famous " Job " controversy, and wrote 
 a " Glose " of fourteen verses, every one of which ends 
 with one of the lines of the sonnet. 
 
 He was already, though this was a talent not yet 
 fully cultivated, a mimic of some reputation. " Preach 
 like a Cordelier," Madame de Longueville would order 
 him. Then would he fold his hands and preach like 
 a Cordelier. " Now like a Capuchin." And then like 
 a Capuchin. 
 
 We read no more of historical dissertations, or Latin 
 poems. Quite another style of literature was demanded 
 at Chantilly, and Sarasin was engaged in such courtly 
 erotics as the following : — 
 
 Tircis, tell me why your lovers 
 All alike in wooing are ? 
 
 Weeping, sighing, 
 
 Sohhing, crying, 
 
 Love-locks tearing, 
 
 And despairing. 
 Do they think that women care 
 For a man who can't he gay, 
 When the Loves, that children are, 
 Nothing do but laugh all day? 
 
 Or this, which is lighter still : — 
 
 To call her an angel — 
 
 YourPhillis — 
 I must say, my friend, 
 
 Very ill is. 
 New comparisons seek 
 Till you've got one ; 
 For angels I know, 
 And she's not one. 
 
 I own she is graceful, 
 
 ■ Your Phillis, 
 But no more divine 
 Thau the lilies : 
 
218 THE PARASITES. 
 
 These extravagant praises, 
 
 Get free of them, 
 For angels I know; 
 
 Know three of them. 
 
 It was a pleasant time, this of Chantilly, before the 
 Fronde came and all the circle was broken up. With 
 the Fronde began, not so much the evil days of Sa- 
 rasin, as the days of his real degradation. Hitherto, 
 he had been a favorite, a court poet, an amateur actor, 
 but always in a position which allowed him self-respect. 
 Henceforth he is to be a professional buffoon, a secret 
 spy, and a traitor. For he entered into the service of 
 Armand de Bourbon, Prince of Conti, nominally as his 
 secretary, actually as his amuser. The prince was a 
 hunchback, with an inordinate ambition to be thought 
 a general ; he was also a libertine who had periodical 
 fits of repentance and morose piety. On such occasions 
 he and the secretaries would spend whole days at 
 church services, the secretaries, openly very devout, 
 winking at each other behind his back, anxious only 
 that the mood should pass. He was also jealous, sus- 
 picious, and irritable. Not the best sort of prince to 
 get on with; and Sarasin had need of all his tact and 
 power of comedy to menager his man. 
 
 Part of the life of Sarasin belongs now to the history 
 of France. For it was he who secretly negotiated with 
 Mazarin about the hand of his niece for the prince ; he 
 it was who stood between the prince and Madame de 
 Longueville ; he it was who told all the lies, betrayed 
 one trust after another ; he it was who endeavored to 
 rule the prince through his mistresses. Once or twice 
 he got found out. A letter which he had written to 
 Mazarin beginning, '' This little hunchback who calls 
 himself a general," was intercepted and brought to the 
 
SARASIN'S END. 219 
 
 prince, who naturally enough found the commence- 
 ment ungrateful ; Sarasin was ordered from liis presence, 
 but a few days afterwards he came back again, and was 
 reinstated in favor. On another occasion, the prince 
 finding his affairs in the greatest disorder, looked every- 
 where for help, even asking his own servants to advance 
 him money. Sarasin declared, smiting his breast, that 
 all he had in the world was the prince's, but that un- 
 fortunately he had not a sou. Shortly after, the prince 
 found out that he had made a little purse of 20,000 
 livres which he kept back and said nothing about. 
 There was, as might be expected, more unpleasantness 
 about this. 
 
 Tlie end of this man was worthy of his life. He was 
 poisoned by an offended husband at the age of forty- 
 three. The prince, his master, was for an hour or two 
 profoundly afflicted, being relieved from his grief by a 
 troop of comedians* who played before him in the even- 
 ing. One man only mourned for him ; Pellisson the 
 plain, Pellisson the faithful, made a pilgrimage to 
 Pezenas and wept over his grave. Pellisson was a Prot- 
 estant, but thinking it well to lose no possible chances 
 in favor of his friend, he paid money for masses to be 
 said for the rest of his soul. It would certainly seem 
 as if the soul of Sarasin wanted every little help that 
 his friends could afford. 
 
 But we soar to a higher flight, and turn to contem- 
 plate and admire one of the greatest men that his gen- 
 eration saw. Great in his buffooneries, great in his 
 flatteries, great in his vices, he was, perhaps, greater 
 than all in his utter and absolute freedom from any 
 single one of those qualities which ordinarily go to 
 make a man respected. Their absence it is which calls 
 
220 THE PARASITES. ' 
 
 for the world's admiration in Francois le Metel de 
 Boisrobert. 
 
 He was a churchman, with no belief ; he owned the 
 finest wit in the world, and used it all for buffoonery ; 
 he was a profligate stained with every vice of his time 
 — a much worse time, on the whole, than our own; 
 he was a gambler and a drunkard ; he was as full of 
 tricks as Panurge ; he was as worthless as any habit- 
 ual criminal ; he had not common honesty ; he had no 
 scruples of honor, conscience, or principle. If he had 
 any good quality at all it was in a. sentimental leaning 
 towards generosity, for like most luxurious men he did 
 not like the sight of distress, which annoyed his sense 
 of ease. And he had one great gift ; he was not only 
 the best mimic of the time, but he was a fine and 
 finished actor. Added to this, he had an unlimited 
 supply of good spirits, a resolution always to accept the 
 situation and make the best of it, and a power of wit 
 and repartee which would make the fortune of a modern 
 novelist. His function in life, to make people laugh ; 
 his ambition, to go on getting plenty to eat and drink ; 
 his dread, that he might find the supplies run short. 
 It is not good to be a buffoon ; few positions in life are 
 more incompatible with dignity than those of clown and 
 pantaloon ; but it is good to have buffoons. Voltaire 
 says : — 
 
 Tous les gens gais ont le don precieux 
 
 De mettre en bon train tous les gens serieux. 
 
 Boisrobert was born at Caen in Normandy in the year 
 1592, his father having been a procureui\ and his mother 
 a woman of some pretensions to nobility, so that, as he 
 tells us, there were conjugal squabbles on the inferiority 
 of the husband's position. His father brought him up to 
 
BOISROBERT, 221 
 
 the bar ; he was called, and had begun to plead, when in 
 1616, then only twenty-four years of age, he suddenly 
 gave up the profession and went to Paris. The reason 
 of this abrupt ending to his professional career was some 
 scandal connected with a young person and two babies. 
 The barrister was interrupted in the midst of an elo- 
 quent harangue in the courts by the appearance of 
 the lady, and her loudly expressed opinions as to his 
 conduct ; and as, though silenced once, she returned 
 again to the attack, the scandal was too great to be 
 endured, and he fled. Scandal, however, though not 
 about this misadventure, ran after him, and never left 
 him so long as he breathed these upper airs. 
 
 In Paris, and no longer pleading before the courts, 
 he could reckon on being safe from this persecutor at 
 least, and possibly, being still very young, he was able 
 actually to form good resolutions for the future. It is 
 charitable to suppose so, though the good resolutions 
 met the fate that generally attends these children, of 
 sorrow. He managed to get introduced at court and 
 among the great nobles, then an exceedingly easy mat- 
 ter, provided one had certain credentials of scholarship, 
 good spirits, and poetry. Presently, however, there 
 stared him in the face the difliculty of paying his way. 
 First of all, and as a stop-gap, he hit upon a device 
 which was as novel as it was ingenious. He went 
 about among his patrons asking not for money, but for 
 books with which to complete his library. These were 
 freely given, and as fast as he got them he sold them, 
 clearing, as we are told, five or six thousand francs by 
 the transaction. " The only life possible for a poet," . 
 says the author of the '' Roman Bourgeois," " is to haunt 
 the court, the ruelles^ and the academies ; to send letters 
 to all the great men, to compose verses for the maids 
 
222 . THE PARASITES. 
 
 of honor, and to write ballets." This was exactly 
 Boisrobert's opinion. He began by haunting the court 
 and writing verses for the ladies, and then went on to 
 write the libretto for the court ballets. 
 
 The ballet, originally an Italian invention, was then 
 an entertainment in great vogue among great people, 
 and offered opportunities for display of dancing, sing- 
 ing, and little gallantries. It consisted of five acts, 
 each containing therein six, nine, or even twelve entrees, 
 every entree carrying on the action with a dance and 
 a song. In 1623, Boisrobert, with Theophile and two 
 or three others as collahorateurs^ brought out his first 
 ballet. Before this he had been attached to the court 
 of Marie de Medicis, at Blois, for whom he engaged to 
 w]']'te a translation of the " Pastor Fido." 
 
 In 1625 he went to England with Madame de 
 Chevreuse on the occasion of the marriage of Henrietta 
 with Charles the First. Here he made an enemy in 
 the person of Lord Holland, first by calling the climate 
 of England barbarous, which, if it had been this year, 
 1872-73, might have been pardoned by the greatest 
 patriot; and, secondly, through a trick of Madame de 
 Chevreuse, who hid the king and Lord Holland behind 
 the tapestry, and then made Boisrobert mimic the latter, 
 which he did only two well. 
 
 Four or five years later he made the greatest mis- 
 take that a man can possibly commit ; for he took orders, 
 being w^holly unfit for the work. He got preferment, 
 it is true, but he paid the penalty through life of a 
 false position ; and his ecclesiastical garb sat upon him 
 about as easily and as comfortably as that leaden cowl 
 which adorns certain souls in Dante's Hell. He was 
 ordained by the Pope, who laid hands upon him sud- 
 denly, and without that inquiry into his morals which 
 
CANON OF ROUEN. 223 
 
 is thought proper in the Anglican Church ; for from 
 the very first moment of receiving the tonsure to his 
 death, Boisrobert was a disgrace to his order. 
 
 I)Ut the Pope was a man of letters, and fallible on 
 the literary side. When, three years, later, the young 
 priest obtained a canonry at Rouen, his friends ex- 
 horted him to observe a certain amount of decorum, 
 pointing out the necessity of outward seeming in a 
 beneficed ecclesiastic ; he listened, laughed, and did not 
 reform, going to Rouen as seldom as he possibly could, 
 cursing the day when he left Paris, and every day that 
 he was absent. He managed to scandalize his chapter 
 while down there, by having the audacity to promise 
 a young lady who was ill one day that the cathedral 
 bells should be silent. Now of all days in the year it 
 was that of the Nativity of the Virgin, and you might 
 just as well ask the Dean of Westminster to silence his 
 bells on Christmas Day, because on that day they were 
 accustomed and privileged to make a great deal more 
 noise than usual. The indignant chapter ordered every 
 available bell to be set ringing all day long, and then 
 laid an interdict on the offender. Boisrobert got the 
 interdict removed, and explained to the young lady that 
 his request had failed because the chapter were dazzled 
 by the charms of her rival. 
 
 Another of his amusements at Rouen was to get up 
 theatricals in the form of mysteries. On one occasion, 
 after arranging his piece, the ''Death of Abel," and cast- 
 ing his characters, a lady offered to pay all the expenses 
 if her son might act. To get all the expenses paid was 
 a great thing ; to find a character for the aspirant 
 was impossible. Boisrobert rose to the occasion. He 
 invented a new part, dressed the boy in red velvet, called 
 him the Blood of Abel, and had him rolled up and down 
 
224 THE PARASITES. 
 
 the stage, bawling " Vengeance I " But these little 
 distractions were not enough to soothe the melancholy 
 of his exile. He was as sad as if Rouen had beeii 
 Tonii, and Normandy Pontus ; wrote letters to his 
 friends, begging them to bear in mind that he only 
 stayed away from Paris for the money, only .said mass 
 for the fees, and continually regretted the society he 
 had left behind. There came at last an opportunity 
 of which he gladly availed himself, of remaining alto- 
 gether in Paris. Richelieu, who already entertained 
 Bautru as privileged jester, was ready to engage, so to 
 speak, another; just as we sometimes see two clowns 
 on the stage in a pantomime. Boisrobert, with gifts 
 and graces far superior to those of Bautru, offered 
 himself. Thenceforth he w^as to the great minister a 
 necessary of existence. Richelieu loaded him wdth 
 offices and emoluments ; gave him the abbey of Cha- 
 tillon-sur-Seine, the priory of Fertd-sur-Aube, and 
 several other benefices ; named him grand chaplain 
 to the king, and gave him letters of nobility for his 
 father. 
 
 Here, now, is an excellent opportunity for the indig- 
 nation of a satirist. " See," says a Juvenal, ''how Cor- 
 neille is left to starve while Boisrobert gets fat ; a Homer 
 begs his way while a buffoon eats and drinks of the best, 
 and is clothed in purple. Is it, then, better to be a mimic 
 than to be a poet ? " It certainly is ; in every age of the 
 world's history it has paid to make people laugh ; he stands 
 best with his publisher who writes things that amuse ; 
 and a great comedian can command his own terms. 
 For myself, not being an indignant satirist, I entirely 
 sympathize with the world. It is so rare, this amusing 
 faculty, so seldom that one gets the enormous enjoy- 
 ment of an uncontrolled and uncontrollable laugh, that 
 
AN ACTOR. 225 
 
 I refuse to point the finger of scorn at Richelieu. I 
 envy him the power of retaining Boisrobert, and I 
 should like, if I were a cardinal, to have at my table 
 every day a man who would be always witty, always 
 amusing, always clever, and always scholarly. To be 
 sure, the minister might have done something more for 
 the great Corneille ; but it must have been weary, 
 weary work, listening to those tragedies. Find me, if 
 you can, any living person who habitually reads Racine 
 or Corneille for pleasure. 
 
 Boisrobert's great facidty was his dramatic way of 
 telling a story. Those with which he amused the car- 
 dinal are all lost, except one preserved for us by Talle- 
 mant des Reaux. It is of a wicked trick perpetrated 
 on Mademoiselle de Gournay, the adopted daughter 
 of Montaigne, and the author of the " Ombre." She 
 was old and unmarried ; poor, too ; of extremely sensi- 
 tive literary nerves, and lived her long life in a vapor- 
 bath of admiration and respect for the great Montaigne. 
 She was also a great stickler for the language of the 
 sixteenth century, against the innovations proposed by 
 Malherbe, Colombay, and their school. s 
 
 The chevaliers De Bueil and Yvrande learning that 
 the poet Racan was going to pay a visit of ceremony to 
 this lady, conceived the brilliant idea of personating him, 
 one after the other, on the day of his visit. De Bueil, 
 actually a cousin of Racan, was the first to call. Mile, 
 de Gournay was making verses. He introduced himself 
 as M. Racan, made her a thousand compliments, and 
 presently went awa}^ leaving her in a rapture at such 
 unaccustomed flattery. Directly he was well out of the 
 house, Yvrande, who found the door half open, stepped 
 in unceremoniously. She was talking over her late 
 visitor to her companion. Mile. Jamyn. 
 
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226 THE PARASITES. 
 
 " I enter without knocking, madem6iselle, but the 
 iUustrious Mile, de Gournay must not be treated as a 
 common person." 
 
 '' That is a very pretty compliment," she answered. 
 " Jamyn, my tablets to put it down. And turn out the 
 cat, while I talk to this gentleman." 
 
 '' I have come to thank you," went on the chevalier, 
 " for the honor you have done me in sending me your 
 book." 
 
 " My book, monsieur ? I have not sent you one, but I 
 certainly should have done so. Jamyn, a copy of the 
 ' Ombre,' for monsieur." 
 
 " But I have one, mademoiselle. To prove it let me 
 remind you of such and such a passage, in such a 
 chapter." 
 
 Then he informed her that in return he had brought 
 her some of his own verses. She took them and read. 
 " This is very good, Jamyn," she said. " Jamyn, I 
 must tell you, monsieur, is a daughter of Amadis Jamyn, 
 page to Ronsard, which connects us with the past. This 
 is very good. Here, perhaps, you Malherbize ; here you 
 imitate Colombay — but it is all very good, very good 
 indeed. May I only ask your name? " 
 
 '* My name, mademoiselle, is Racan." 
 
 " Ah ! you are laughing at me ? " 
 
 " Laugh at you ? laugh at Mile, de Gournay, the 
 daughter by adoption of the great Montaigne, that il- 
 lustrious lady of whom Lipsius himself said, ' Videamus 
 quid sit paritura ista virgo? ' " 
 
 "Very well — it is all very well," she replied, "but 
 the gentleman who just left me told me he was M. 
 Racan. Youth will laugh at age ; I am glad, however, 
 to have met two such handsome and agreeable gentle- 
 men." 
 
RACAN. 227 
 
 So, with more compliments, tliey parted. 
 
 A moment afterwards, Racan himself came up the 
 stairs. He was neither handsome nor agreeable. More- 
 over, he was asthmatic, and was out of breath with the 
 effort of getting up the stairs, so that he came in puffing 
 and panting. 
 
 "Mademoiselle," he began, "excuse my taking a 
 chair." He had an impediment in his speech, too; 
 stammered, and was always in difficulty over some of 
 the more arduous consonants, such as s and r. 
 
 " Mademoiselle," he went on, " I will tell you in a 
 quarter of an hour or so, why I come to see you . . . 
 when I get my breath. Why the devil do you live so 
 high up? Phew — those stairs. Mademoiselle, I am 
 obliged to you for the copy of your book." 
 
 " Jamyn," said the lady, outraged by the puffing 
 bard's allusion to her poverty, " disabuse this gentle- 
 man. I have given no copies except to M. Malherbe 
 and M. Racan." 
 
 " Racan — Racan — C'est moi." 
 
 " Jamyn, be good enough to attend. This is a very 
 pretty story, is it not? At least the other two were 
 gentlemen. This fellow is a mere buffoon." 
 
 " Mademoiselle, I am Racan himself." 
 
 " I don't care who you are," she cried in a rage, 
 "you are the greatest fool of the three." 
 
 He took his own book of poems and offered to recite 
 them by heart. But she raged all the more, and began 
 to screech and cry "Thieves! " till Racan slipped away 
 as fast as he could. 
 
 Next day, she learned the real truth, and of course 
 wrote a letter of abject apology. 
 
 Boisrobert made a little play out of it, which he used 
 to act all by himself, representing them each in turn, 
 
228 THE PARASITES. 
 
 the poor old lady, her faithful Jamyn, the sympathy of 
 the cat, and the three Racans. He played it before 
 Racan himself, who laughed till the tears ran down his 
 face, crying, " It's all true . . . it's all true." 
 
 Poor Mademoiselle de Gournay ! But she lost noth- 
 ing by the joke, because Boisrobert got a pension from 
 the cardinal for her, another for the faithful Jamyn, 
 and another for the cat. 
 
 He used his influence with the cardinal for a good 
 many people ; for Mairet, who had done him all the 
 mischief he could ; for Gombaut, who had called his 
 verses detestable ; for all who asked him, except his own 
 brothers and nephews, who came crowding about the 
 great man of the family, pestering for appointments : — 
 
 S'ils etaient morts, je vivrais trop heureux, 
 Car je n'ai peine au monde que par eux. 
 
 As for his literary w^ork at this time, it consisted in 
 writing epistles in verse, not so good as those of Saint 
 Amant, and in helping Richelieu with his very bad 
 plays. But then it is not as a great writer that we may 
 remember Boisrobert. It was he who first suggested 
 the formation of the French Academy.^ It grew out of 
 a reunion held weekly, of certain second-rate poets, at 
 the house of Boisrobert's friend Conrart. Would you 
 
 ^ It was not, after all, the first French Academy. In 1570 
 Charles IX. granted letters-patent to an Academy of poets and 
 scholars which used to meet in the house of Antoine de Baif. The 
 members had the privilege of sitting in the presence of the king. 
 After the death of Charles, Henry III. made out new letters-patent, 
 writing them himself, and making his mother and the great lords 
 and ladies of the court sign them. Then the Academy met twice 
 a week at court, holding discussions, with music. Among the 
 members were Ronsard, Amadis Jamyn, Guy du Faur de Pibrac, 
 Philippe Desportes, and Agrippa d'Aubigne. 
 
THE FIRST ACADEMICIANS. 229 
 
 like to hear something of the very first Academicians ? 
 They consisted of Conrart, Godeau, Gombaut, Giry, 
 Habert, Cerisy, Malleville, and Serisay. 
 
 Of these the best known now is Conrart, the first per- 
 petual secretary of the newly born Academy. He held 
 the office for more than forty years, living a peaceful 
 quiet life, now and then producing some little work of 
 no great merit, but carefully executed, and was always 
 a friend of everybody. Godeau, a better poet and 
 scholar than Conrart, was his cousin. He was very small 
 and very ugly, and so great a favorite at the Hotel de 
 Rambouillet that they called him le nain de la princesse 
 Julie. He became a bishop, and an exemplary bishop. 
 As for his books they were many, but probably did not 
 cause so much improvement to the human race as the 
 example of his godly life. 
 
 Gombaut, the third on our list, was also a very re- 
 spectable poet, and a highly respectable member of 
 society. He lived to be nearly a hundred years of age, 
 wrote a goodly quantity of verse, once very popular, 
 and had the misfortune of seeing himself forgotten long 
 before he died. The best thing recorded of Gombaut is, 
 that once when Cardinal Richelieu pointed to a passage 
 in his verses saying, '' There are some things here that 
 I do not understand," the poet replied simply, " That is 
 not my fault." As we have seen, Boisrobert helped 
 him to a pension. 
 
 Giry, of whom also nothing but praise must be 
 written, was a lawyer of great repute who had also 
 literary proclivities. He published certain translations, 
 and had the great credit of writing better French than 
 any living person. 
 
 Habert, not Frangois Habert, the poor poet of the six- 
 teenth century, was soldier as well as poet. He fought 
 
230 THE PARASITES. 
 
 more than he wrote ; that is to say, his poetry is but 
 one poem, and his sieges were many. He was killed at 
 the siege of Emmerdick, in Hainault, being then com- 
 missary of artillery. He was one of those charged 
 with the foiTnation of the constitution of the new 
 Academy. 
 
 Cerisy, Habert de Cerisy, was his younger brother, 
 also a poet and a soldier. Malleville, of whom Boileau 
 writes — 
 
 A peine dans Gombaiild, Maynard, ou Malleville 
 En peut-on admirer deux ou trois entre mille — 
 
 gave up his life to the manufacture of sonnets. It was 
 an innocent occupation, doing no harm to anybody, and 
 as we are not now, whatever his contemporaries were, 
 obliged to read his poems, let us say no hard things about 
 him. Serisay, to complete the list of this learned society, 
 was also a poet, no doubt extremely good, could we find 
 time to read him. He was also a great pedant in lan- 
 guage, wanting to proscribe all sorts of familiar locu- 
 tions, such as dJ'autant^ toutefois^ encore^ and others, so 
 that we wonder what the French language would have 
 been had he been allowed to work his wicked will upon 
 it. Menage wrote of him : — 
 
 Bref , ce delicat Serisay 
 Eust chaque mot feminisi, 
 Sans respect ny d'analogie, 
 Ny d'aulcune etymologic. 
 
 This was the first circle ; one of commonplace and 
 respectable mediocrities, prigs, and pedants, with lite- 
 rary ambitions and aspiring airs, disposed to form a mut- 
 ual admiration society. Furet was the first stranger 
 introduced into the little band of poets. He read there 
 his " Honnete Homme,'* and was immediately elected 
 a member. Then came Desmarets de Saint-Sorlin, the 
 
FRENCH ACADEMY, 231 
 
 first chancellor of the Academy, and one of the most 
 singular characters of the time, but of limited genius. 
 On the foundation of the society, in 1634, a few more 
 were admitted, but chiefly for their social positions, and 
 out of deference to the cardinal. 
 
 Such were the first members of the French Academy. 
 Richelieu's purpose in founding it seems clear. It was 
 not to purify, or even to foster, literature. It was to 
 brinpf literature within court influence ; to counteract 
 the dangers of the press ; to establish a body of men, 
 the ablest writers of their time, who should be bound by 
 self-interest to support the existing order. More could 
 not be expected of a minister who preferred his own 
 comedies to those of Corneille ; and as for the men who 
 were the first Academicians, so long as they were respec- 
 table it was all he cared for. The real genius of the 
 time was not in the Academy at all. It was at the Hotel 
 de Rarabouillet, the rival establishment ; and it was not 
 till many years afterwards, after Boileau, La Fontaine, 
 and Racine had dignified the name of Academician, that 
 the real influence of the Academy began. We know 
 the history of the " forty-first chair ; " how great men 
 have been systematically kept out and small men ad- 
 mitted ; but all deductions made, it is and always has 
 been the greatest honor that a man of letters can achieve 
 to be elected one of the Forty. The outsiders have 
 avenged their defeat by countless epigrams, but they 
 would nevertheless all like to be admitted. And the 
 credit of establisliing the French Academy belongs to 
 the man who first suggested it — the buffoon Boisrobert. 
 He himself was proud of the act : — 
 
 Je suis abbe mitre: 
 Plus grands rimeurs out plus mal rencontre; 
 Et j'eus encor fortune assez amie 
 Quand je formal I'illustre Academie. 
 
282 THE PARASITES. 
 
 He exercised his good-nature at the cost of the 
 Academy's reputation, by getting in men who had no 
 claim at all to literary distinction. He called them 
 " les enfants de la pitie de Boisrobert." Fureti^re 
 called them the jetonniers^ meaning that they only at- 
 tended the seances to draw their share of the forty 
 livres which were granted for each meeti'ng. There is 
 no doubt that some of them used to waste the time of 
 the members in little idle discussions, in order to pro- 
 long the business, and so get more meetings. 
 
 Let us get back to our abbe. It is related of him 
 that on one occasion — the only one on record — he was 
 touched with a little repentance at his dissolute ways. 
 He went, as the person most likely to sympathize with 
 him, to Ninon de TEnclos. '' Ma divine," he said, " I 
 shall go and stay for three weeks with the Jesuit fathers. 
 That will stop the tongues of people. I shall stay there 
 just three weeks, and then come away quietly ; they will 
 think I am still there. The only thing that troubles me 
 is their dinners. ... I cannot quite make up my mind." 
 
 The next day he called again. "I have thought it 
 over," he said. "I shall go for three days; that will 
 produce quite as good an effect as three weeks." 
 
 The day after he appeared again. " Ma divine, it is 
 all settled. I thought it was best to go to the Jesuits. 
 I called them together and pronounced my apology. 
 We are the best friends in the world. As I went away 
 a young brother caught me by the cassock, and said, 
 ' Monsieur, come and see us sometimes. There is no- 
 body in the world that pleases the fathers more than 
 you.' " The rascal pleased everybody, with his jovial 
 ways, his jokes, his mimicry, and fun. 
 
 The best actor of his time, undoubtedly, was Mon- 
 dori, in spite of a tendency to mouth his part. No 
 
FALL FROM POWER, 238 
 
 one could " pousser une passion," as it was called, 
 so well as Mondori. No one could so easily draw the 
 tears of his audience. His voice was soft and sweet ; 
 his gesture full of fire and animation, while he seemed 
 himself possessed bj^ every passion which he portrayed. 
 His force and vigor brought him to a premature end, 
 for while acting the part of Herod in the tragedy of 
 " Mariamne," he fell into a fit of apoplexy, and only re- 
 covered to find one side of his body partly paralyzed. 
 
 Boisrobert declared, when on one occasion Mondori 
 threw the cardinal into tears, that he could act as well. 
 He declaimed the same piece before the actor himself 
 and the cardinal, and with the same success. Even 
 Mondori acknowledged that in Boisrobert he had found 
 an equal. 
 
 But success brings with it the stings of envy, and 
 Boisrobert was henceforth known as the Abb(^ Mondori. 
 He was making an excuse once for not keeping an ap- 
 pointment. " They carried me off," he said, " at the 
 very door of the theatre." "What!" his friend re- 
 turned, " at your own cathedral ? " 
 
 He carried his familiarity with the great cardinal at 
 last to a point which led to his disgrace. It was on the 
 occasion of the first representation of the " Mirame " 
 which was put on the stage at Richelieu's own expense. 
 The king, the Duke of Orleans, and all the court were 
 present. Boisrobert actually had the audacity to bring 
 in a couple of young ladies partly connected with the 
 theatrical profession, and of character not at all dubious. 
 The king spoke of it to the cardinal, who was furious, 
 and ordered Boisrobert to retire to his ecclesiastical du- 
 ties. The French Academy interceded for him, but the 
 cardinal kept him in exile for some time. The meeting 
 of the two, when the minister recalled the buffoon, was 
 
234 THE PARASITES. 
 
 affecting ; for when Richelieu burst into tears on seeing 
 his favorite again, Boisrobert, at this critical moment, 
 could not force a single tear. What was to be done ? 
 Only one thing. He fell back in a pretended fit, as 
 if stifled with suppressed emotion. They carried him 
 away and bled him, and presently the desired tears 
 came, and his credit for sensibility was re-established. 
 But Richelieu died immediately after the reconciliation, 
 and the Abb^ Mondori found himself, at fifty years of 
 age, free to laugh or not as he pleased, and well pro- 
 vided with good things in the shape of benefices. He 
 lost, however, the power which had formerly given him 
 dignity, and was reduced to the position of a simple ec- 
 clesiastic about town, an able de la coiir. Then he writes 
 to Mazarin and complains of his fall from the lofty posi- 
 tion of actual to that of would-be favorite. " You ought 
 to pity me," he says, " you who have seen me appear in 
 the cabinet of a great and puissant master, now reduced 
 to look about for a place among those who try to catch 
 your eye. And all in vain, for you ever pass else- 
 where.'* 
 
 Was it then agreeable, this position of jester, lackey, 
 humble friend to a minister ? Does a time come when 
 the jingle of the golden fetters is a sweet and refreshing 
 sound to a great man's slave ? 
 
 He went on telling stories, and saying good things. 
 Thus the Prince de Conti one day called out to him at 
 the theatre, when they were acting a piece of his, " Bois- 
 robert, it is a wretched piece." " Monseigneur," he 
 replied, "you overwhelm me by these praises in my 
 presence." 
 
 He wrote verses at the time of the troubles against 
 the Frondeurs. The Coadjutor, of course the leading 
 spirit of the Fronde, heard of them, and sent for him. 
 
ANECDOTES. 235 
 
 " Recite me your verses, Boisrobert," he said. " With 
 the greatest pleasure," replied the abbd ; but, as if 
 struck with a sudden thought, went to the window, 
 opened it, and looked down. " Ma foy ! monseigneur, 
 I shall do nothing of the sort. Your window is much 
 too high." 
 
 One day, again, Madame d'Aiguillon began to abuse 
 him for his notorious evil life. " They say everywhere, 
 Boisrobert, that you are an atheist." " Madame, they 
 will say any thing. They say everywhere that you 
 
 " " Boisrobert ! " " Madame, I assure you that 
 
 I have never believed them." 
 
 To stop some of the scandals about him the authorities 
 ordered him to perform mass sometimes, and it was then 
 an edifying thing for the fashionable world to go to 
 church on these occasions and actually see him doing it. 
 *' Look at him," the ladies whispered, " his chasuble is 
 made out of Ninon's petticoat." And once when talk- 
 ing of genealogies and ancient names, he said that, his 
 name being Metel, he had a perfect right to call himself 
 Metellus. " So," said some one, " that it is not Metellus 
 Pius." 
 
 When he was between sixty and seventy, the court 
 exiled him from his beloved Paris, making as an excuse 
 a certain volley of oaths that he had discharged after 
 a heavy night of play. For, among other little weak- 
 nesses, M. Boisrobert was a gambler. They had him 
 back after a while, and the old life went on again. He 
 published his epistles in verse, and got praise, at least. 
 Manage, the scholar, wrote : — 
 
 Sermones patrio scripsit sermone Metellus, 
 Parcere vult famae dum, Venusine, tuae. 
 
 Enough to make the Yenusian bard turn in his grave. 
 But the conviction, deliberately formed and openly ex- 
 
236 THE PARASITES. 
 
 pressed, of the writers of that age, was that posterity 
 for all time would be entirely occupied in the study 
 of their works and the distribution of their respective 
 honors. It was a creed that got good work out of them 
 all, because conceit seldom did one harm. And see, 
 after two hundred years, during which no Englishman, 
 at least, has spoken of this most disreputable old sinner 
 and poet, I am occupying twenty pages of this volume 
 in telling you his history. 
 
 A life with no gravity, no principle, no self-respect, no 
 high aims, no art, no dignity, could have but one kind 
 of age, the most wretched and contemptible spectacle of 
 an old man whose craving is still for the vices and pleas- 
 ures of his youth. His friends continued to be amused 
 with him to the end. No man ever told more stories, 
 or, single-handed, ever gave rise to so many. No man 
 lived more undoubtedly a life of pure selfish animal en- 
 joyment and mirth. When he died a new era was com- 
 mencing. It was in 1662. Mazarin was dead. Louis 
 had begun really to reign. Boileau had begun to write. 
 Art, method, decorum, good taste, manners, decency, 
 were to have their turn ; and it was all over with poets 
 like St. Amant, Benserade, Voiture, Sarasin, and Bois- 
 robert. The wits and witlings of the old school were 
 put up on the shelves, written though they were in the 
 vernacular, ''so as to spare the fame of the Venusian 
 poet," not to be puUed down again for two hundred 
 years. 
 
 The death of Boisrobert was not so edifying as he 
 wished it to be. He was, of course, repentant, and after 
 sending for his confessor, he began in the most prom- 
 ising manner. " Do not," he said to his friends, 
 " think of Boisrobert living, but of Boisrobert dying." 
 
 This was very good, so far, and quite what might be 
 
HIS DEATH, 287 
 
 hoped. " God," observed his confessor, " has pardoned 
 greater sinners than you." 
 
 Old Boisrobert's eyes began to twinkle again. 
 
 *' He has," he said, " much greater sinners. The 
 Abb^ de Villarceaux, for instance" — he had just lost 
 money at play to this ecclesiastic — "is doubtless a 
 greater sinner than T, but I hope God will pardon 
 him too." 
 
 One of the ladies at his bedside said to him, " Monsieur 
 Tabbd, contrition is a great virtue." 
 
 " It is, madame," he replied ; " I wish it you with all 
 my heart." 
 
 And his last words were, " I should be content to be 
 on as good terms with our Lord as I have been with 
 Cardinal Richelieu." 
 
 Was ever deathbed scene so bizarre? We see the 
 actor endeavoring to go out of the world as he ought. 
 He has no conscience, because it is dead long since ; he 
 has no faith, no belief, no hope, no fear ; even at the 
 last moment he cannot abandon his old habits of speech 
 and thought. He makes a repartee, leaves behind a 
 mischievous mot against the man who has won his 
 money, gives a sigh for the good old days, takes the 
 crucifix in his hands, and expires. 
 
 His life is an anticipation of that of hundreds of men 
 as bad as himself, perhaps worse, because at least they 
 had no genius, and said no good things, who flourished 
 in the eighteenth century as abhSs de la cour — priests 
 about town, men with whom atheism was religion and 
 profligacy the rule of life. 
 
 This is Loret's epitaph : — 
 
 Ci-git un monsieur de chapitre-, 
 Ci-glt un abbe portant mitre, 
 
238 THE PARASITES. 
 
 Ci-git un courtisan expert, 
 Ci-git le fameux Boisrobert. 
 Ci-git Tin homme academique, 
 Ci-git Tin poete comique ; 
 Et toutefois ce monument 
 N'enferme qu'un corps seulement. 
 
Chapter XII. 
 PAUL SCARRON". 
 
 He is as disproportioned in his manners 
 As in his shape. — Tempest. 
 
 TT) Y common consent, when a new genre in literature 
 -■-^ or art springs up, we call the most eminent among 
 the early masters in the style its founder. We do not 
 mean to imply that he invented it, or that he perfected 
 it, but that he found it in a rudimentary and chaotic 
 state, and left it so formed that its future was only 
 a matter of natural development. In this sense the 
 founder of modern burlesque is indubitably Scarron. 
 He neither invented the name nor the thing. As for 
 the name, it was taken by Sarasin from the Italian, and 
 replaced the older word grotesque ; and for the thing, 
 there are plenty of traces of burlesque in the literature 
 of his own country before his time ; in the Fabliaux, 
 which we are quite sure Scarron never heard of; in 
 Rabelais ; in the story-tellers of the Renaissance ; and 
 in the " Satyre M^nippee." These were full to over- 
 flowing of that spirit of mirth, mockery, and incredulity, 
 of which burlesque was naturally the offspring. The 
 possibility of burlesque, indeed — its dvva^ig — has always 
 been latent. It has broken out from time to time, as 
 occasion served; not generally in times of faith and 
 acquiescence, but in those of doubt and struggle ; when 
 men's old idols were passing away, and their respect for 
 ancient things was dying ; or, even more, when a gen- 
 
240 PAUL SCARRON. 
 
 eration of mighty struggles and lofty hopes has perished, 
 leaving a legacy of hopes disappointed and struggles 
 fruitless. 
 
 The earliest writer of burlesque would be, I suppose, 
 Aristophanes ; the next, of those whose works are pre- 
 served, Lucian. Then burlesque sleeps. Pulci half 
 awakens it in his " Morgante Maggiore," which is a 
 kind of burlesque. But it is not till Scarron that it 
 really wakes again : for the time, as well as the man, 
 were wanting. Both came — the time in the later years 
 of King Louis XIII., and the man in the person of Paul 
 Scarron. 
 
 Hardly any period, for those who take the trouble and 
 have the leisure to read the memoirs extant, can be so 
 fully and familiarly known, so clearly understood, as 
 this. The volumes of Tallemant des R^aux have given 
 us at least all the ill-natured things that could be said 
 about every man and every woman who figured in the 
 Parisian circles. Besides his anecdotes, we have the 
 letters of some of them ; even their works are not yet 
 quite forgotten, although they were contemptuously dis- 
 missed by Boileau to the limbo of oblivion. We know 
 these men, as they talked, and wrote, and squabbled. 
 We can see them from the outside — can laugh at their 
 follies and their eagerness over trifles, sympathize with 
 their difficulties, and forgive their vanity. 
 
 It was very far from being a healthy time for France. 
 As for what we call " earnestness," there was none. 
 The country was in a wretched condition ; affairs of 
 state were left to the great cardinal ; the monarchy was 
 disgraced by a king who was too feeble to rule alone, 
 and who hated the man who kept him on the throne. 
 The old enthusiasms were dead ; the early fire of zeal 
 was dying out in the Huguenots ; hatred of schism was 
 
BURLESQUE. 241 
 
 well-nigh extinguished with the Catholics; and men 
 were tired, and even ashamed, of the ancient ardor 
 with which they had plunged into classical learning. 
 Time was when they had looked for the regeneration 
 of the world from Plato. A hundred years before, 
 Rabelais, Erasmus, Dolet, Etienne, and the glorious 
 race of the early scholars, looked forward, eager with 
 hope, expecting that learning would soften all men's 
 hearts. But a century of scholarship had left the world 
 very much where it was before. Here was a Europe 
 steeped in Plato, versed in Greek and Latin, and yet 
 worse than at any previous time; its literature — in 
 France at least — fouler, its manners coarser, its morals 
 looser ; its leaders seeming baser and more wicked. No 
 wonder that men, ^disappointed and wearied, looked no 
 longer for things noble, or for things great, and that 
 they yawned in thp face of their bid idols ; for it was 
 that dull dead time between two schools of thought, 
 when, if any one mock at things once thought great 
 and heroic, all men mock with him. This was what 
 Scarron did. In place of yawning with the rest, he 
 took down the chief of the old idols, Virgil, and set his 
 troupe of gods and heroes on the modern stage, making 
 them talk the language of the market-place and the 
 barracks; and all the world, bursting into a Gargan- 
 tuan roar of laughter, rushed to imitate their leader, and 
 everybody wrote burlesque. The function — it is, I 
 own, a limited one — of burlesque is to strip jrom ob- 
 jects of former admiration andT worship their supposed 
 heroic properties ; to show them actuated by the com- 
 monest motives, enunciating the most vulgar sentiments, 
 and parading under the garb of heroes the ideas and 
 language of lackeys. Burlesque makes a Philistine of 
 Elm who was once believed to be a prophet, a Bobadil 
 
 16 
 
242 PAUL SCARRON, 
 
 of the soldier, a kitchen drab of the queen ; it turns the 
 solemn destinies of the gods into the caprices of a vestry , 
 and it makes of the great Thunderer himself, o vxpi^Qefistrjg, 
 a mere Spicier. In burlesque there is no room for any 
 thing lofty, any thing pure ; there is no enthusiasm, no 
 faith, no hope. Of all forms of mockery devised by the 
 human wit, there is none more effective than this, which 
 out of the thousand various impulses which prompt men 
 to action takes uniformly the basest, the lowest, and the 
 most interested. Thus Aristophanes puts Bacchus on 
 the stage, pretending to be Hercules, and convicted by 
 his own cowardice ; Lucian makes Charon a higgler for 
 his penny fee ; Scarron shows us Anchises, borne from 
 the flames of Troy by the devotion of his son, prodding 
 him in the back to make him go faster, and in an agony 
 of terror addressing him alternately as " w^tm" and as 
 " mon cher fils.^^ Thus, too, ^neas is a Pecksniff and a 
 prig ; Dido a queen with the soul of a housemaid. 
 
 As is the work, so was the man. It is a common- 
 place of all who have written about Scarron, to say that 
 his writings are en rapport with his life ; that as he was 
 a burlesque on humanity, his works are a burlesque on 
 literature. It is only a half truth: the truer way to put 
 it would be that certain works of his have an artistic 
 twist and deformity about them somewhat analogous to 
 the deformity of his body. 
 
 Paul Scarron, a Parisian by birth, came into the world 
 in the year 1610. His father, a man of good family, and 
 a councillor of the Parliament, possessed a fortune of 
 twenty thousand livres, worth at least four or five thou- 
 sand sterling in these days. He had three children — 
 Paul, the second, and two daughters. Unfortunately 
 ■for them, his first wife died, and he married again. The 
 second marriage brought three more children, and Paul 
 
HIS YOUTH. 248 
 
 very quickly saw that his chances of the inheritance 
 grew daily less, owing to the influence of his mother-in- 
 law. The father incurred the displeasure of Cardinal 
 Richelieu, and was ultimately exiled to Touraine. This, 
 however, was much later on. Then Paul began to make 
 things disagreeable at home by quarrelling with his step- 
 mother, and accusing his father of being unduly influ- 
 enced by her, to his own prejudice. Possibly he was 
 quite wrong, for at least he was never remarkable for 
 prudence or sobriety of judgment in after-life, and the 
 step-mother may have been a remarkably just and ad- 
 mirable person. As he made the house too hot for both, 
 his father sent him away to a cousin at Charleville, 
 where he remained two or three years, and was then 
 taken back on condition of good behavior. So Paul 
 came home, making what the school histories call a 
 " hollow peace." In due course he assumed the petit 
 collet. The sacred profession served to young men of 
 good family not only as a tolerably sure stepping-stone 
 to fortune, but also as a cloak to disguise any amount of 
 profligacy. It meant very little, as a badge, except that 
 the wearer was quite prepared to do literary work or 
 accept a benefice. Young Scarron, there is every 
 reason to believe, was in the fastest set of his time. 
 He would appear to have had command of money, for 
 we hear of no work being done, or any application for a 
 benefice. Quite the contrary ; his life was that of a 
 pure bird of pleasure — pleasure of the kind chiefly 
 sought after by young gentlemen of Epicurean pro- 
 clivities. When he was about twenty-four he made a 
 journey to Italy, probably on some pretence of getting 
 good things out of the Pope, like Boisrobert later on. 
 It was a country which had the reputation of being 
 more than usually detrimental to the morals of young 
 
244 PAUL SCARRON. 
 
 travellers ; if, at least, the proverb IngUse Italianato 
 diavolo incarnato may be applied to others than our own 
 countrymen. Small was the amount of moral baggage 
 that Paul Scarron took with him to Italy ; smaller, per- 
 haps, the amount he brought back with him. For four 
 more short years he enacted with far more than ordinary 
 ability the part of the prodigal son ; and then came an 
 end, sudden, sharp, retributive, decisive. He was only 
 twenty-eight. He might have reformed and settled 
 down, as so many young fellows do, little the worse 
 for his wild oats. He was clever, he had interest, he 
 had scholarship. His life lay stretched before him fair 
 and clear, when suddenly he was brought up short, 
 and placed for a quarter of a century on a chair of 
 suffering. 
 
 There is a ridiculous story told about the cause. It 
 is said that at carnival time he disguised himself, Avith 
 certain others, as savages ; that their appearance in the 
 streets caused such an uproar, that they were obliged 
 to run for their lives, and that Scarron only escaped 
 by swimming across the river. The consequence of this 
 cold bath, taken in February, was the paralysis and 
 twisting of his limbs, of which he could never be cured. 
 
 That is the popular account, which is quite false, the 
 real truth being that he trusted himself to the tender 
 mercies of a quack, who, by means of certain noxious 
 drugs, brought on a complication of diseases worse than 
 those he tried to cure. The strength of his manhood 
 left him ; his limbs were bent, his back was arched, so 
 that he resembled nothing so much, he says, as the 
 .letter Z ; and he was laid by the heels a prisoner for 
 life in his arm-chair. 
 
 He took a rueful pleasure in describing his own 
 misfortunes. In his epistle to Sarasin he describes 
 himself as 
 
HIS MISERY. 245 
 
 Un pauvret 
 Tres maigret, 
 Au col tors, 
 Dont le corps, 
 Tout tortu, 
 ■ Tout bossu, 
 Suranne, 
 Decharn^, 
 Fut reduit 
 Jour et nuit 
 A souffrir 
 Sans guerir 
 Des tourmens 
 V^hemens. 
 
 He had an engraving drawn for a frontispiece of one 
 of his books, in which he represents himself sitting, 
 twisted, doubled up, hunchbacked, in his arm-chair. 
 
 He laughs at his sufferings, but it is a rueful sort of 
 laugh, at best. At times, his real misery makes itself 
 felt ; and the bodily torture which he endured with the 
 fortitude of Capaneus in Dante's seventh circle was at 
 times too much even for Scarron's courage. 
 
 I cannot but think that, light-hearted and buoyant as 
 was his nature, his heart must have been broken when 
 first this dreadful thing fell upon him. Behind all his 
 mask of raillery and fun we can see the bitter pains of 
 disappointment and remorse sometimes convulsing his 
 face. Something more than human would he , be if he 
 had been really able to contemplate, even with resigna- 
 tion, a life spent in an arm-chair, cut off from ordinary 
 pleasures, with no longer a career, or a hope of distinc- 
 tion, save by the precarious road of letters. Whether 
 it is true or not that clowns in private life are the most 
 melancholy of men, it is certainly true that many men 
 who have written for the amusement of others have 
 been themselves miserrimi — most wretched. Swift, 
 Sterne, Smollett, Hood — the first names that occur — 
 
246 PAUL SCARRON. 
 
 were melancholy men, when all the town was laughmg 
 at their wit ; Scarron was writhing with pain when the 
 whole town was laughing at his. But if we, who can 
 read all his letters, and compare them with his life and 
 works, who can read all the anecdotes told by his friends, 
 think we can detect the cloven foot of sorrow beneath 
 the robe of wit, Care sitting by the cripple, like the 
 skeleton form of Death stalking beside the knight: 
 those who only saw a part of the man, who assisted 
 at his receptions, who laughed at his epigrams, and 
 with their host found fresh amusement from every 
 pang that wrenched his frame, were all and easily de- 
 ceived. To them Scarron was the happiest, lightest- 
 hearted, and gayest of mankind. Life to him was a 
 real joke. The dread of poverty did not weigh him 
 down. No misfortunes affected him. If he lost his 
 pension, he had still his marquisate de Quinet (his pub- 
 lisher). He nearly dies of a cough — he makes an 
 epigram on his escape. He satirizes Mazarin; when 
 the cardinal returns to power he turns round and sat- 
 irizes himself. His income is too small for him to en- 
 tertain his friends at dinner or supper : let them bring 
 every man something, so that the feast may be an sQavog. 
 He can get no office from the queen : good — let him at 
 least be called the " queen's invalid." His two sisters 
 live with him ; their conduct is not altogether calculated 
 to keep up the family honor ; he consoles himself by a 
 hon-mot. His house is poor — his furniture shabby — 
 his entertainments meagre ; but everybody goes to him. 
 There you will meet the circle of Precisians — they 
 come . here to relax — who hover round the throne of 
 Arthenice the intellectual, and try to warm themselves 
 in the cold moonshine of Julia. Manage is there, scholar 
 and wit ; Sarasin, with all the company of buffoons, 
 
HIS HOUSEHOLD. 247 
 
 satirists, and writers of vers de sociHS ; Tristan I'Her- 
 mite, Segrais, Marigny, Boisrobert, George de Scuddri, 
 Gascon pure and simple, great soldier and writer of 
 those everlasting novels which people once read, who 
 prefaced his works with his own portrait, and the boast- 
 ful legend — 
 
 Et poete et guerrier 
 
 D aura du laurier; 
 
 the illustrious Mademoiselle de Scuddri herself, it is 
 said, though one scarcely believes this ; Chapelain, 
 friend of Moliere and Boileau ; Voiture, of the letters 
 and the odes ; the great Coadjutor ; then, too, Madame 
 de la Sabliere, with sometimes Marion de Lorme, most 
 charming of sinners, and Ninon de I'Enclos herself. No 
 doubt, when Ninon and Marion came. La Scuddri kept 
 away. At least one hopes so. And in that room, what 
 discourse and mad revelling ! — what laughing at the 
 only circle in France which still tried to keep up a taste 
 for literature, and forced their own society, at least, 
 to preserve the outward forms of decency I Outward 
 forms were not, one imagines, much regarded at Scar- 
 ron^s receptions. 
 
 Before going to Paris, he held for three years the 
 benefice of Mans, the duties being performed by some- 
 body else. During this period he lived in his official 
 residence, and as no stories are told about him, probably 
 it was in great loneliness and misery. While he was at 
 Mans his father died, and a lawsuit which he instituted 
 against his step-mother about the succession failed. It 
 was during these years, too, that he began to feel his 
 way in writing, and practised the art of dedications, 
 requests, petitions, and begging-letters, in which he 
 afterwards achieved such distinction. He writes letters 
 asking for every thing, from pensions to patties ; and he 
 
248 PAUL SCARRON. 
 
 gets every thing. Through the kind offices of Madame 
 de Hautefort, he is introduced to the queen, from Avhom 
 he solicits permission to be called 8on malade. Of course, 
 a pension went with this dignified post. Another intro- 
 duction to Mazarin procured him a second pension, this 
 time of five hundred crowns. But he was so exas- 
 perated by the cardinal's subsequent refusal to allow 
 his " Typhon " to be dedicated to him, that when the 
 Fronde broke out, he joined it, and became the most 
 vehement of all the Frondeurs, and was supposed to 
 have been the author of the " Mazarinade." Mazarin 
 came back.* Scarron perceived that his wisdom had 
 been at fault. So he made haste to turn round, ad- 
 dressing a beautiful letter to the cardinal : — 
 
 Jule, autrefois Pobjetde I'injuste satire. 
 
 He also began to write against the Frondeurs : — 
 
 II faut d^sormais filer doux, 
 II faut crier misericorde. 
 Frondeurs, vous n'etes que des fous: 
 II faut desormais filer doux. 
 C'est mauvais presage pour vous 
 Qu'une fronde n'est qu'une corde. 
 II faut desormais filer doux, 
 II faut crier misericorde. 
 
 It was all very well, and Mazarin was not the man 
 to bear long malice for a libel ; but Scarron never got 
 back that pension, or the one from the queen. Fouquet, 
 at this juncture of his affairs, gave him one of 1,600 
 livres, and he began to write with redoubled activity to 
 maintain the expense of a house, which, unless kept 
 always open, would have been dreary indeed to its 
 owner, who could never leave it. As for the mone}^ 
 it came in from his poetry, his plays, his tales, his 
 dedications, and his begging-letters. 
 
FRANCOISE D'AUBIGNE. 249 
 
 The society that met in Scarroii's mlon was of a 
 '' mixed " character, as we have seen, and the conver- 
 sation of the freest. But after five or six years of this 
 life, a salutary reformation was effected. For in 1652 
 the Baronne de Neuillant, his neighbor, brought to see 
 him her ward, Frangoise d'Aubign^, just arrived from 
 America, whither Scarron was projecting a voyage with 
 the hopes of geting cured. He never accomplished tliis 
 journey, but he was so moved by compassion at the poor 
 girl's forlorn and dependent condition, that he offered to 
 marry her. Life just then looked very dismal to little 
 Frangoise ; she was seventeen years of age (three years 
 older than the king) ; her father and mother were both 
 dead ; she was so horribly poor that she had not even 
 enough money to find the dot necessary to get into 
 a convent. Scarron Avas struck with her beauty, her 
 esprit^ her gentleness, and began by writing her letters. 
 
 " I always doubted whether the little girl that I saw 
 enter my room six months ago, with a dress too short, 
 and who began to cry — I don't know why — was really 
 as spirituelle as she seemed to be. The letter that you 
 have written to Mile, de Saint-Herman t is so full of 
 cleverness, that I am discontented with my own for not 
 having made her acquainted with the full merit of 
 yours. To tell the truth, I had never believed that in 
 the American isles they cared about the study of belles- 
 lettres^ and! am concerned to find out why you have 
 taken as much trouble to conceal your cleverness as 
 most people take to show it. Now that you are found 
 out, you must make no difficulty about writing to me 
 as well as you do to Mile, de Saint-Hermant. I will do 
 all I can to make my letters in reply as good as yours, 
 and you will have the pleasure of seeing the trouble I 
 must take to show as much wit as yourself.'' 
 
250 PAUL SCARRON. 
 
 This was a pretty little beginning. Only he does 
 not see why the poor girl cried. Was not her dress 
 too short, and she had no money to buy a new one ? 
 Reason enough to make any girl cry. 
 
 More letters, and then Scarron wrote and made her 
 a definite offer. He would find the dot for the convent, 
 or he would marry her himself. In the latter case, she 
 would at least have society, a shelter, and kindness — 
 all he could give. She chose the marriage. " I greatly 
 preferred marrying him to marrying a convent," she 
 said. When the notary asked what dowry the bride 
 brought, Scarron gallantlj^ replied : " Deux grands yeux 
 mutins, un tr^s-beau corsage, une paire de belles mains 
 et beaucoup d'esprit." '^And what is your settlement 
 upon her ? " " Immortality," said Scarron ; " other 
 names may perish ; that of Scarron's wife will re- 
 main for ever." 
 
 Perhaps the immortality that the wife of Scarron 
 got from her first husband was paled in the eyes of 
 some by that, greater splendor which she derived 
 from her second ; for Madame Veuve Scarron became 
 Madame de Maintenon, wife of the Grand Monarque. 
 
 She was a good wife to the cripple ; was faithful, 
 thoughtful, and kind. She changed the aspect of the 
 menage, introduced order and decency, bridled the rude 
 tongue of her husband and his friends, kept the physic 
 bottles in the background, and met the rough jokes of 
 the libertine wits with an esprit of her own, that soon 
 reduced them. More than all, she smoothed his last 
 years, and softened, as well as she could, the agonies 
 that racked his tortured frame ; and, in an age when con- 
 jugal infidelity was the mode^ she was proud enough to 
 preserve her reputation. " II n'y a rien," she would 
 say in after years, and under even more trying difiicul- 
 
HIS DBA TH. 251 
 
 ties, *' de pins haLile qu'une conduite irr^^prochable.'' 
 She was tempted by her frailer sisters. Ninon de FEn- 
 clos took her in hand, but gave her up in despair. " She 
 was too gauche^^ Ninon said. The Ninons of the time 
 could understand gaucherie ; but they could not under- 
 stand fidelity and pride ; and with the little Frangoise 
 the poor poet's honor was safe. 
 
 His married life, every year bringing more suffering 
 with it, lasted eight years, when he died of a hiccup, 
 on which he promised to write a very fine satire if he 
 ever got over it. The hiccup, however, was too strong 
 for him, and the satire was never given to the world. 
 He had taken the precaution to write his own epitaph 
 beforehand. Is it too well known to be quoted ? Let 
 us try it, at least, " newly done into English : " — 
 
 No foolish envy waste on him 
 
 Who sleeps this stone beneath: 
 Death's pangs he felt a thousand times 
 
 Ere yet he suffered death. 
 Ilush! traveller: let no footstep's fall 
 
 The sacred stilhiess break; 
 'Tis the first night poor Scarron sleeps : 
 
 Tread lightly — lest he wake. 
 
 He died in 1660, in the fiftieth year of his age. 
 
 It' may be the case, that had Scarron never lost his 
 health, we should have had no burlesque from him ; at 
 least, most likely he would have written nothing but a 
 few epigrams. Yet, as in science, so in literature, it 
 always seems as if, were the real inventor never to have 
 been born, some other person would, about the same 
 time, have made the discovery. It might have been St. 
 Amant, or Sarasin, or Boisrobert. Most likely it would 
 have been Charles Coypeau d'Assoucy, the greatest 
 of the small fry of imitators who followed the master. 
 
252 PAUL SCAR RON. 
 
 Coypeau, indeed, was a sort of vulgar Scarron. He 
 went about the countrj^ like a trouvere^ accompanied 
 by a couple of singing-boys, bearing a lute. He wrote 
 a great quantity of verse ; was always in trouble and 
 disgrace ; lived to a green old age ; wrote a travesty 
 of Ovid, which is now forgotten ; and may now be 
 remembered chiefly for his " Aventures Burlesques," 
 about which there is nothing at all really burlesque, 
 and where the chief fun turns upon his own personal 
 cowardice, his inability to ride, and the bad luck he had 
 at gambling. 
 
 I think that Scarron took to writing because there 
 was nothing else in the world at which he could occupy 
 himself and make a little money. The cast and tone of 
 his thought were doubtless affected, to a certain extent, 
 by his bodily sufferings. Indeed, every bodily defect, 
 deformity, and weakness, must have its own effect, pre- 
 judicial to the intellect ; and he alone, perhaps, can be a 
 perfect writer who has a sound and perfect physique. 
 Thus there may have been a predisposition to burlesque, 
 resulting from his position ; but the circumstances of 
 the time and his own mocking spirit, much more than 
 the wretched state of his body, turned him to burlesque 
 writing. And we must remember that he wrote many 
 other things beside burlesque. 
 
 His works (little enough read now) are voluminous, 
 and in every branch of light literature. There exist two 
 editions, and only two, complete. Probably no future 
 edition will ever be put forth. Still, he has his immor- 
 tality of a kind. Like so many poets who have pro- 
 claimed their erection of a monument cere perennius, his 
 prediction has been fulfilled, in a way. He is remem- 
 bered, at least, as a writer who set his mark upon the 
 
''VIRGILE TRAVESTi:' 253 
 
 The " Typhon," which Mazarin refused to accept, 
 came out in 1644, the year before he left Mans and 
 went to Paris. It is a poem of simple buffoonery, but 
 contains within itself abundant promise of burlesque ,• 
 yet it is hardly burlesque proper, and bears about 
 the same relation to the Virgil as the first edition of 
 " Gargautua" did to the first book of " Pantagruel." 
 
 In 1648 came out the first instalment of the '' Virjrile 
 Travesti," which went on at intervals until 1652. 
 Scarron finished the first eight books ; and tlien, grow- 
 ing tired of so sustained an effort, he seems to have giveu 
 it up altogether. Other literary work also pressed upon 
 him ; indeed his busiest time was between 1646 and 
 1653. His plays (chiefly from Spanish sources), his 
 novels, his epigrams, his letters, his " Gazette bur- 
 lesque " — all this work left little time for the Virgil, 
 which, we suspect, was at first considered by Scarron 
 only as the recreation of an idle hour. But it " took " 
 as no other book of the time succeeded in doing. Imi- 
 tators crowded into the field. Ovid, Homer — anybody 
 — was burlesqued ; and for a period of twenty years, 
 after which the taste_Jor_buries(][ue jdJ^d^^ as 
 
 rapidly as itTiad grown up, the book-shelves were in- 
 undated with , travesties, most of them mere stupid 
 imitations of Scarron and floundering attempts at wit, 
 with no claim to admiration except for heir unblushing 
 grossness. 
 
 Of his tales, the one chiefly remembered, because 
 Goldsmith translated it, is the " Roman Comique." I 
 confess to having been bored to the last degree in read- 
 ing it. Of his plays, " Don Japhet de I'Armdnie," one 
 of his last, and " Jodelet," his first, are the two best, 
 and are worth}^ of being read still, were life long enough. 
 Poems he wrote — lines to his mistress, poor fellow — 
 
254 PAUL SCARRON. . 
 
 as gay and bright as when he had a dancing leg, as well 
 as a laughing eye, but- quite in the conventional gal- 
 lantry of the time : — 
 
 Adieu, fair Chloris, adieu: 
 
 'Tis time that I speak, 
 
 After many and many a week, 
 ('Tis not thus that at Paris we woo) 
 You pay me for all with a smile 
 And cheat me the while. 
 
 Speak now. Let me go. 
 Close your doors, or open them wide, 
 
 Matters not, so that I am outside; 
 Devil take me if ever I show 
 
 Love or pity for you and your pride. 
 
 To laugh in my face. 
 
 It is all that she grants me 
 Of pity and grace: 
 
 Can it mean that she wants me ? 
 This for five or six months is my pay. 
 
 Now hear my command. 
 Shut your doors, keep them tight night and day, 
 
 With a porter at hand 
 To keep every one in; 
 
 Well I know my own mind. 
 The devil himself, if once you begin 
 
 To go out, couldn't keep me behind. 
 
 The following is better known. It is his description 
 of Paris : — 
 
 Houses in labyrinthine maze; 
 
 The streets with mud bespattered all; 
 Palace and prison, churches, quays, 
 
 Here stately shop, there shabby stall. 
 Passengers black, red, gray, and white, 
 
 The pursed-up prude, the light coquette; 
 Murder and Treason dark as night; 
 
 With clerks, their hands with inkstains wet; 
 A gold-laced coat without a sou. 
 
 And trembling at a bailiff's sight; 
 
jENEAS. 255 
 
 A braggart shivering with fear; 
 
 Pages and lacqueys, thieves of night ; 
 And 'mid the tumult, noise, and stink of it, • 
 There's Paris — Pray, what do you think of it ? 
 
 We are, however, chiefly concerned with his Virgil. 
 
 The burlesque effect, if we analyze the work, is pro- 
 duced, of course, by a perpetual antithesis between the 
 grandeur of the personages and the manner in which 
 they talk; between their traditional motives and the 
 motives which Scarron ascribes to them ; and between 
 the importance of the acts described and the littleness 
 of the actors : — 
 
 Regali conspectus in auro nuper et ostro 
 JMigrat in obscuras humili sermone tabernas. 
 
 Thus, whatever ^neas does or says, his words and 
 thoughts are those of a petty shopkeeper. He asks 
 Jupiter to send do\yn rain, some of that which the god is 
 accustomed to bestow so freely, on those occasions when 
 it is not Avanted, as when one has a new hat. When he 
 is puzzled, as, for instance, when he wants to find some 
 pretext for deserting Dido, he scratches his head all 
 over. He makes the most commonplace observations 
 with a sententious air, and an overwhelming regard to 
 propriety ; as when, moralizing over his fiither's death, 
 he says : — 
 
 He's gone — good man! — we can but weep; 
 
 Had he but learned his breath to keep, 
 
 A little later had he died. 
 
 He's gone! in sorrow we abide; ^ 
 
 And, as is only right, meanwhile, 
 
 I never laugh, and seldom smile. 
 
 The second and third lines remind one of the epitaph 
 in the country churchyard : — 
 
 Here lies the body of Alice Wooden ; 
 Longer she wished to live — but cooden. 
 
256 PAUL SCARRON. 
 
 The most common accidents of life, when he is in hig 
 most heroic vein, are sufficient to break him down. 
 Thus, when he is invoking the shade of his father : — 
 
 " Return once more, oh, father dear! 
 Return to me — I wait you here. 
 Alas ! your heart is cold as stone 
 To come so seldom to your son." 
 Thus calling on his absent sire, 
 lie tried to light the lingering fire ; 
 But not employing, as he ought, 
 The tongs to move the cinders hot. 
 He burned his fingers. " Devil take," 
 He cried, " my father ! — for whose sake 
 I've all this trouble." 
 
 But — good man ! 
 Pious by nature, he began 
 Remorse to feel for this bad word — 
 The first the gods had ever heard. 
 
 He tells the long story of Virgil's second and third 
 books, and at last concludes : — 
 
 Conticuit tandem, factoque hie fine quievit; 
 
 which Scarron translates, with some freedom : — 
 
 This of his long tale was the sum; 
 
 But with narrating it overcome, 
 
 And quite weighed down with want of sleep, 
 
 From yawning wide he could not keep. 
 
 Queen Dido, too, yawned; for 'tis found. 
 
 When one begins, the yawn goes round. 
 
 It is on the character of ^neas, indeed, that he 
 spends his chief strength. Above all, he insists on the 
 hero's unlimited command of tears : — 
 
 ^neas, pleurant comme un veau. 
 
 And again : — 
 
 Je crois vous avoir deja dit 
 Qu'il donnoit des pleurs a credit, 
 Et qu'il avait le don des larmes. 
 
DIDO. 257 
 
 The persecuted hero, victim of Juno's wrath, is fat, 
 orthodox, hypocritical, and easy-tempered. Penetrated 
 with the propriety of seeming pious, he is careful to 
 observe all the outward semblances of religion. His 
 superstition is enormous, his stupidity great ; his 
 bravery is not conspicuous ; his observations are trite ; 
 beneath the armor of a hero he wears the heart of a 
 calf. In appearance a king, in reality he is an ejncier^ 
 and he looks on life from the point of view of some 
 respectable bourgeois. 
 
 With Dido, Scarron pursues the same treatment. He 
 describes her carefully. She is a " grosse dondon " — 
 what a shame to call Dido a dondon ! — fat, vigorous, 
 and healthy, '' somewhat flat-nosed, after the fashion of 
 most African women, but agreeable au dernier point.'''' 
 She takes a lively interest in ^neas from the very be- 
 ginning ; makes a mental comparison between him and 
 the deceased Sychseus : — 
 
 Le defunt ne le valoit pas. 
 
 She confesses her love to Anna, in words which bear an 
 absurdly close resemblance to Virgil's : — 
 
 Quis novus hie nostris successit sedibus hospes ? 
 Quam sese ore f erens ! quam forti pectore et armis 
 
 Ah ! sister — faithful sister — tell 
 By what strange destiny it fell 
 That thus ^neas hither came? 
 iEneas ! how I love the name! 
 How fresh is he ! — how fat! — how fair! 
 How strong and big ! with what an air 
 He tells his deeds ! and what a height ! 
 Oh ! sister Anne — he charms me quite. 
 
 After dinner she calls for tobacco : — 
 
 Mais celle n'en prit pas deux pipes 
 Qu'elle ne vidat jusqu'aux tripes: 
 Et ue s'en offusquait I'esprit. 
 17 
 
258 PAUL SCARRON. 
 
 And she betrays the curiosit}^ of her sex in the most 
 characteristic way : — 
 
 Malta super Priamo rogitans, super Hectore multa. 
 
 This line becomes, in Scarron's hands, expanded in 
 the following manner, peculiarly Scarronesque : — 
 
 A hundred questions then she asks, 
 
 Of Priam, and the mighty tasks 
 
 Of Hector ere the siege was done; 
 
 Of Helen — How she held her own — 
 
 What kind of paint she used to buy; 
 
 Was Hecuba's hair all false? — and why 
 
 Paris was called so fair a youth ? 
 
 And then that apple — which, in truth, 
 
 Was the first cause of all the woe — 
 
 Was it a llibstone -^yes or no? 
 
 Of IMemnon — bright Aurora's son — 
 
 Was he a Moor to look upon? 
 
 AVho killed him? Was it rightly said, 
 
 About the stud of Diomed, 
 
 That farcy killed them all? — because 
 
 Of that disease she knew the laws ; 
 
 And when Patroclus met his end. 
 
 How long Achilles mourned his friend? 
 
 And only in her last speech Scarron permits himself for 
 a brief moment to leave burlesque. 
 
 The gods, of course, are lowered in the same propor- 
 tions as the men and women. Jupiter, Juno, and the 
 rest are mere bourgeois. Olympus might be Paris. The 
 quarrels of the gods are those of the fish-market. The 
 predilections, whims, and caprices are the same as those 
 of ^neas and his friends. Mercury, in spite of his 
 being a god, cannot fly without the wings tied to his 
 heels, and is afraid of breaking his neck. Jupiter is 
 coarse and stupid, Juno intriguing and malicious, Venus 
 alternately a courtesan and a doting mother. Thus, 
 when JEneas has addressed her with the words : — 
 
VENUS, 259 
 
 O quam te memorem, virgo? namque baud tibi vultus 
 Mortalis, nee vox hominem sonat. O Dea certe, &c. 
 
 she replies (" Haud eqiiidem tali me dignor honore " ) : — 
 
 " I am not really," answered she, 
 " Of such exalted quality — 
 Your servant, sir." 
 
 " Too much," he cried, 
 " You honor me, I'm sure. . . Beside — " 
 ** Oh, sir! " said Venus, making then 
 A court'sy — the best-bred of men 
 Turned half upon his heels, and low 
 Bent to the ground with courtly bow. 
 The mother's heart shed tears of joy 
 To see how polished was her boy. 
 
 Often a happy anachronism, a trick well known in 
 modern burlesque, lights up the page. Thus, Dido 
 makes the sign of the cross ; Mezentius is a blaspheming 
 ruffian who never goes to confession ; ^neas, when they 
 land on the shores of Africa, is particularly anxious to 
 learn whether the natives are Christians or Mahometans ; 
 the nymph Deiopeia numbers among her accomplish- 
 ments the power of speaking Spanish and Italian, and 
 she can quote " The Cid " of Corneille ; Dido says 
 " Benedicite " at table ; and Pygmalion kills Sychseus 
 with an arquebus. 
 
 Or he introduces himself, as when he says (I cannot 
 
 translate it) : — 
 
 IMessire iEneas, dont I'esprit 
 Ne songeait alors qu'a Carthage; 
 Et bien moins a faire voyage 
 Que moi — cul-de-jatte follet — 
 Ne songe a danser un ballet 
 
 Or in his observation on the line 
 
 Discite justitiam moniti et non temnere Dives; 
 to whith he remarks : — 
 
260 PAUL SCARRON. 
 
 This observation's very well; 
 But what's the good of it in hell? 
 
 But the finest specimens of burlesque, where the fun 
 is concealed — sheathed as it were in a scabbard of grief 
 — are to be found in his description of the fall of Troy. 
 
 -3Lneas meets Panthus : — 
 
 Poor man! he faintly struggled on, 
 
 And gasped — his breath was almost gone 
 
 With shouting " Fire! " The gods he bore 
 
 Safe in a basket held before ; 
 
 While at his back his nephew clung. 
 
 Soon as he saw me — sorrow wrung 
 
 His noble heart 
 
 JEneas asks : — 
 
 " Our citadel is fallen, then? '* 
 '* Alas! iEneas, king of men — 
 And I, its governor, seeing well 
 Myself would perish when it fell 
 If I remained, most bravely fled 
 (Preserving still some strength of head), 
 Not for the fear of death or blow, 
 But only just to die with you." 
 
 And for a last extract, the scene in which ^neas 
 sorrowfully recalls the days of the past : — 
 
 By that gate fair Andromache 
 
 Would pass, papa-in-law to see, 
 
 And ere those fatal Greek attacks 
 
 Would bring with her Astyanax. 
 
 Queen Hecuba's continued joy 
 
 Was to caress and kiss the boy. 
 
 When he M^as but a tiny child 
 
 She dandling him her hours beguiled ; 
 
 And when he somewhat bigger grew 
 
 This good grandam, a baby too, 
 
 Would play with him. Sometimes the queen 
 
 Would tell him of fair Melusine, 
 
 And Fierabras, of wondrous Jack, 
 
 And all the old tales in the pack: 
 
ANDROMACHE. 261 
 
 The child her idol was, and pet: 
 Sometimes so doting did she get, 
 That she would even ride cock-horse, 
 A stick between her legs, and course 
 All up and down, till, tired and weak, 
 She could not either breathe or speak. 
 Andromache oft plainly said 
 That grandmamma would spoil the lad: 
 And Priam, when he saw him cram 
 His mouth all day with bread and jam. 
 Remarked with some severity. 
 The boy would surely ruined be. 
 
 Burlesque has its times of splendor and decadence, 
 like every other form of literature. At times of strong 
 belief and general enthusiasm it cannot exist. When 
 enthusiasms die out, and ardor cools, when some people 
 are conscious of having been fools, and others are laugh- 
 ing at them, burlesque has its opportunities. Old idols 
 and heroes are fair game. Mythical histor}^, for instance, 
 seen from the modern point of view, is a proper subject, 
 and it is pardonable to upset old notions of which people 
 are tired. Classical idolatry, in Scarron's time, was over. 
 In our own age, in England, there is no real burlesque 
 possible, because we have got rid, some years since, of 
 our old-fashioned enthusiasms ; and we are only just 
 beginning to put things en train for our young men to 
 have, in another ten years or so, a red-hot start, with 
 a grand battle before them. After it is all over, per- 
 haps there will be more burlesque. 
 
Chapter XIII. 
 LA FONTAINE. 
 
 Qu'un petit docteur au front chauve 
 Disc que les jeux sont maudits ; 
 
 Je n'en crois rien : si I'esprit sauve, 
 La Fontaine est en paradis. — Le Brun. 
 
 "\ T 7E all think we know Fontaine. To begin with, we 
 ^ ^ made an imperfect acquaintance with him at 
 school, where we translated vix, with difficulty, two or 
 three of his Fables, and, naturally enough, conceived a 
 lively contempt for a Avriter who could employ, in cold 
 blood, French of so idiomatic a nature. How different 
 from the great Caesar, who, mindful of his destiny, wrote 
 for the third form ! This early prejudice soon enough 
 vanishes ; but we generally read little more of him, and 
 there remains in the minds of most of us a sort of 
 blurred image where the figure of La Fontaine should 
 be. The photograph is clouded. 
 
 The small knowledge which the world has of a man 
 who was once, and is still, one of the most popular 
 writers in French literature, springs partly from our 
 habit of considering him as a mere writer of fables. 
 Fables, indeed, he wrote — the best in the world — but 
 the Fable, however clever it be, is not a form of litera- 
 ture over which the mature intellect greatly cares to 
 linger: JEsop, Phaedrus, and Gay rarely become the 
 companions of our solitude. What is called " the taste 
 of the age " makes us ignore the fact, or at least keep 
 
LA FONTAINE. 263 
 
 it in the background, that La Fontaine also wrote tales, 
 and that as a raconteur^ even in France, the chosen home 
 of the story-teller, he had, and. has, no equal. 
 
 Let me make an attempt to delineate the man. It is 
 not an easy task ; for we have before us a bundle of 
 contradictions — contradictions, that is, more obvious 
 than the average pack which go to make up the ordinary 
 man. While he liad no virtue himself, he drew to Ijim- 
 self and retained the affections of virtuous men — Ra- 
 cine, for instance, even after Racine had gone back to 
 the piety of his early youth. He had no constancy, yet 
 he attracted the love of Avomen, Avhose idol and play- 
 thing he always was. He deserted his wife and went 
 after strange goddesses ; he wrote verses which ought 
 not now to be read at all ; and yet Fonelon himself, the 
 most virtuous man of his time, burst into tears at his 
 death, and wrote his panegyric. He never put himself out 
 of the way to please people whom he did not like, but all 
 people liked him. He was a bad husband and a bad father. 
 He never performed a duty, or recognized a tie ; yet he 
 never lost a friend — save once by a kind of accident. He 
 was always in poverty, but he was always contented. He 
 had no ambition, yet he achieved a great reputation. 
 He lived an utterly godless life, but died the death of a 
 saint. He had no money, but never did any taskwork. 
 He was the most malicious of men, and yet the most 
 good-natured. He was by turns, and as the sweet will 
 seized him, gauche^ awkward, distrait^ or courtly, polite, 
 and urbane. He lived for himself, wholly and unre- 
 servedly, but was never called selfish ; and in early life 
 he sat down with the avowed intention of doing nothing, 
 claiming from the world the simple right of enjoyment ; 
 and his right the world conceded. 
 
 The world, indeed, loves its butterflies ; they are so 
 
264 LA FONTAINE. 
 
 rare that it cannot but love them ; only seldom does a 
 man get born who has no capacity for work, no power 
 of foresight, no care about the future ; one on whom 
 life brings no anxieties, whose years only prolong his 
 childhood ; whose brow is furrowed with no lines of 
 thought. Volages and uncertain, they fly from flower 
 to flower, lingering over each one just long enough to 
 take its honey. Their life is a succession of summer 
 months; and, unless they early burn their wings, which 
 sometimes happens, it is a long summer of delights, 
 spent with Amour., Liesse, and Doux-Hegard, in the 
 garden of Deduit. 
 
 England has had but few of these gaudy and bril- 
 liant-winged creatures, her sky, perhaps, being un- 
 favorable to their production. Herrick was one, but 
 his erratic course was prematurely checked by the un- 
 timely frost of the Revolution ; Gay, Moore, and a very 
 few others, exhaust our list. To set against these, 
 France has Rutebeuf, Villon, Marot, La Fontaine, and 
 half a hundred others, who have fluttered in the sun- 
 shine of great men's smiles and the world's praise — 
 insects of the summer. And of all this careless and 
 improvident crew, the most careless and the most, im- 
 provident was Jean de la Fontaine. 
 
 Arguing from strong points of resemblance between 
 two great men, one is disposed to think that Harold 
 Skimpole modelled his own character on that of La 
 Fontaine — the disciple being far below the master. 
 For La Fontaine was more Skimpolean than Harold 
 himself. He said to the world, " Give me leave to live 
 among you ; a little light wine, fruit in the season, 
 plenty of music and singing, the society of young, 
 pretty, and pleasant women, and an entire freedom 
 from work and anxiety — these are all I ask. Give 
 
HIS CHILDISHNESS, 265 
 
 them to me, and let me enjoy myself after my own 
 fashion." The world took him at his word, and gave 
 him all he asked. For threescore years and ten he did 
 no work, he had no troubles ; he dispensed with all 
 unpleasant things ; he enjoyed the society of pleasant 
 women and the luxuries of rich men ; and then, with a 
 repentance comfortable and leisurely — La Fontaine was 
 never in a hurry — for all sins and shortcomings not 
 included or implied in the above, he quietly went out 
 of the world in a green and serene old age. 
 
 If the highest object of life be to get what La Fon- 
 taine got, of all men he was the happiest. What 
 Harold Skimpole wished to appear. La Fontaine was; 
 a half-unconscious humbug, the one ; simple and with- 
 out guile, the latter. His friend Maucroix, writing of 
 him after his death, says : — *' We have been friends for 
 more than fifty years, and I thank God for having 
 brought the extreme friendship I felt for him to a 
 respectable old age, without interruption or any cold- 
 ness, so that I can say that I have always loved him 
 tenderly, the last day as much as the first. He was 
 the most sincere and the most candid soul I have ever 
 known ; never any disguise, and I think that he never 
 lied in all his life." He never did, except when he 
 wrote flatteries for the king. He neither lied, nor 
 quarrelled, nor envied, nor intrigued, in a time full of 
 lies, quarrels, and envy. In return, all men conspired 
 to smoothe his path for him. Like a child, they let him 
 out to amuse himself in the garden and the meadows 
 till the time came when the sun set and night fell, and 
 there could be no more play. Then they brought him 
 home, persuaded him to say his prayers, and put him to 
 bed, where he very soon fell fast asleep. 
 
 He was born in 1621, midway between the births of 
 
266 ^ LA FONTAINE. 
 
 Corneille and Racine, at the little town of Chateau- 
 Thierry, in that pleasant Champagne land which has 
 produced so many poets, as well as such excellent 
 wine. His father held a post as maitre es eaux etforets, 
 and was a well-to-do man, something above the middle 
 class. No anecdotes are told about his childhood, ex- 
 cept the suggestive fact that he was always remarkably 
 lazy, which is probably not without truth. On leaving 
 school, he took it into his head that he would become a 
 priest, and went to an ecclesia*stical seminary, where he 
 actually remained for a whole year. Thence he went 
 back into the world, and took the taste of this monastic 
 twelvemonth out of his mouth by five years of idleness 
 and pleasure, courting the ''^ gentilles Crauloises " of 
 Rheims and Chateau-Thierry, and not writing any thing 
 but love songs. Then his father, thinking to make his 
 son un homme rangS, a serious maitre es eaux et forets, 
 married him, and resigned his post in his favor. Slight, 
 however, as were the duties connected with the post — 
 he only had to walk about a little in the fields, under 
 the shade of the trees — they were too irksome for La 
 Fontaine, and oppressed him beyond measure. His 
 wife, too, bored him ; this mistaken woman — to whom 
 he used to write in very kind and even affectionate terms 
 when he was well away from her — used to spend her 
 time in reading romances, and, instead of looking after 
 her husband's comfort, as all the rest of his friends had 
 to do, expected La Fontaine to look after hers. Ac- 
 cordingly, he neglected his domestic as well as his 
 official duties. There was a certain Abbess de Mouzou, 
 among other fair friends, to whom he writes a letter, 
 sprightly and gay enough. " When," he says, " you 
 took the vows — 
 
 " On that same day, Love, pretty fool, 
 Assumed the Benedictine rule: 
 
THE ABBESS DE MOUZOU. 267 
 
 Venus, since you were also one, 
 
 Became a Benedictine nun; 
 
 And Mirth, M'ith all his careless flock, 
 
 Put on the Benedictine frock. 
 
 The Graces — how could they desert you? — 
 
 Swore to all Benedictine virtue; 
 
 And all the gods that Cyprus knows 
 
 Took on them Benedictine vows." 
 
 Nor is this gay religieuse the only Lesbia of whom 
 mention is made, and it is greatly to be feared that his 
 infidelities were not borne by the wife with that proper 
 spirit of resignation which becomes the wife pf a butter- 
 fly" of the Muses — papilio Musarum, 
 
 Soon after his marriage he made his first literary essay, 
 in the shape of a translation of Terence's " Eunuchus," 
 which neither succeeded nor deserved success. For the 
 curious thing is, that La Fontahie, whose talents were 
 exercised whollj^ in the lightest possible form of litera- 
 ture, the touch of whose pen was too light to brush the 
 rouge from a woman's cheek, had, all through his life, 
 proclivities in the direction of scholarship. Ignorant of 
 Greek, he read Plato in translations, and even tried, in 
 his Songe de Vaux, to imitate his philosophy. He loved 
 to talk of Greek writers, though no one seems to have 
 thought his observations worth preserving ; and just as 
 Liston thought his forte was tragedy, so La Fontaine 
 sighed for the renown of a scholar. This departure from 
 the natural tenor of his life was due, perhaps, to some 
 touch of the weakness common to man ; he could not 
 be wholly a butterfly. He was corrupted, too, by his 
 friends, who raved of Latin and Greek, and translated 
 Seneca and Plato ; doubtless they inspired him, natu- 
 rally a sympathetic man, with some small portion of 
 their own ardor. For though the old rage for scholar- 
 ship had in a manner abated, there were yet left some 
 
268 LA FONTAINE. 
 
 remains, and men gave the world editions, translations, 
 and imitations, if not so freely as fifty years back, at 
 least in abundance. 
 
 Meantime, the menage went on badly. His father 
 was dead, leaving his affairs complicated ; the " woods 
 and waters " grew daily more irksome, and at last he 
 sold the post, proposing for the future to live upon the 
 proceeds. However, he got full leisure, and began, 
 fortunately for everybody, to read the old French 
 writers, Jean de Meung, Villon, Marot, and Rabelais — 
 the glories of free and unacademized France. " Do you 
 think," asked La Fontaine once of Boileau, who was dis- 
 coursing on Augustine, " do you think that Augustine 
 had as much esprit as Rabelais ?"" — a question of mag- 
 nificent profundity, showing the true student of Rabe- 
 lais. This reading proved the turning-point of his life. 
 He left off trying to be a scholar, and allowed his mind 
 to follow its natural bent. But he never ceased to 
 admire and to love those old classics which seem des- 
 tined never to lose their hold on men's minds. He read 
 them perpetually. His translation of Plato Avas scored 
 and interlined, and black with marginal references. He 
 would dream away whole days over Horace and Virgil. 
 He accepted the doctrines they laid down as things not 
 to be disputed. He would hear no criticism on their 
 words ; and he became so steeped in their writings that 
 his own are full of imitations and echoes — not plagi- 
 arisms. Hear what he says himself: — 
 
 Some imitators, like a flock of sheep, 
 
 For ever in the steps of Virgil keep : 
 
 Him for my shepherd while I proudly own, 
 
 Sometimes I stray, and dare to walk alone; 
 
 And though my Virgil lead me, let him have 
 
 Me for his pupil, never for his slave. 
 
FOUQUET. 269 
 
 His be the model, his the glorious laws 
 Bj'^ which he ritrhtly won a world's applause. 
 These let me follow; if perchance I dare 
 To borrow something from the riches there, 
 Let it, at least, attempt to seem in place, 
 And veil in fashions new its antique face. 
 
 It was not till he was past thirty that La Fontaine 
 began to be known in private circles as an extremely 
 clever writer of vers de societe. About this time he was 
 introduced by his wife's uncle, M. Jannart, to the great 
 Fouquet, who received him kindly, and gave him a 
 pension, coupled with the easy condition that he would 
 write him a ballad once a quarter. Then followed nine 
 years, all too short, of feasting, love-making, reading, 
 and perfect happiness, chiefly apart from his wife. 
 Vaux, Fouquet's magnificent palace, the forerunner of 
 Versailles, contained all that La Fontaine wanted, and 
 more. Fouquet, possessed of enormous wealth, spent 
 it regally. He had Pellisson for his secretar}^ Le Vau 
 for his architect, Le Brun for his painter, Vatel for his 
 maitre d'hOtel, La Fontaine and Moliere for his poets. 
 And all these dependants loved him. Little they knew, 
 most of them, of the outer intrigues, the plots against 
 the cardinal, Colbert's crafty web of lies and treacheries, 
 the deceits and meannesses of the king, and the long 
 array of misdeeds which ended in the fall of their bene- 
 factor. La Fontaine, for one, was all the time in the 
 garden, basking in the sun, and talking to the pretty 
 women about love, and Plato, and all the little eaquetage 
 that pleased him. How was he to, know any thing about 
 it? But the crash came. Fouquet was arrested, his 
 friends were dispersed, and La Fontaine, forty-two years 
 of age, found himself without a protector, and with very 
 few shillings, as we may well suppose. 
 
270 LA FONTAINE. 
 
 Jannart, one of Fouqiiet's closest adherents, was 
 exiled to Limoges, whither La Fontaine, in the first 
 burst of his grief, accompanied him. On the way he 
 picked up his spirits a little, and wrote long and amus- 
 ing letters, kind, if not affectionate, interspersed with 
 verse, to his wife. " After all," he says, " it is a real 
 pleasure to travel. One always meets with something 
 remarkable. And you would hardly believe how good the 
 hutte?' ^^s." He tells the story of La Belle Barigny of 
 Poitiers, whose lover dying, left her 12,000 crowns. 
 His relations dispute the will. The lady, disconsolate, 
 swearing she will die of grief, " en attendant recueillit le 
 legs que son amant lui avait fait " — a touch entirely 
 Fontainesque. The country around Orleans pleases him 
 greatly, by reason of its verdure, and freedom from 
 those detestable montagnes pelees^ those bare peaks, 
 which every one hates so. At Amboise, where Fouquet 
 was then confined, he tries to visit the prisoner, but is 
 not allowed, and spends the whole day in tears at the 
 door, thinking sadly of the past nine years and the fat 
 kine. He did not stay long at Limoges, finding the air 
 of exile oppressive, and, ceasing his voluntary partici- 
 pation in misfortune, he returned to his wife, and shortly 
 after became a father, not greatly to his own delight. 
 For La Fontaine was not fond of children, the petit 
 peuple- — ^' cet dge sans pitie'^ — of whom he always 
 speaks with such petulance. How should he be ? A 
 child himself, as exacting, and consequently as jealous, 
 as children always are. He spent the next few years 
 between Paris and Chateau-Thierry, his wife sometimes 
 going with him to Paris, but getting tired of change, 
 and settling down gradually to her home in Chateau- 
 Thierry ; La Fontaine, for his part, gravitating toward 
 Paris. Here his friends were the best writers of the 
 
AT PARIS. 271 
 
 day: Boileau, Racine, Moliere, and others. Notably 
 the drunken bard Chapelle, he whom Boileau once 
 lectured on the sin of intemperance, his repentant 
 disciple plying him with wine until the preacher was 
 drunk himself. 
 
 He was now about forty-five years of age, and had 
 hitherto published nothing except his miserable comedy. 
 But he made two new and powerful friends : the Dow- 
 ager Duchess of Orleans, who made him one of the 
 gentlemen of her household, and the Duchess de Bouil- 
 lon, one of Mazarin's nieces, who sometimes lived at 
 Chateau-Thierry. She, young, and full of cleverness 
 and wit, caressed and indulged to the utmost this spoiled 
 child of nine lustra. She made him use her house as 
 his own — one wonders how the wife liked the arrange- 
 ment — and even when she went awa}^ left orders that 
 every thing was to be at La Fontaine's disposal. This 
 was what he liked. He cared nothing for the ordhiary 
 ambitions of the world. To please the king and be 
 about the court was all very well for Racine and Boi- 
 leau. The^ had morals, or, at least, a tolerable reputa- 
 tion for morality ; he had none. The^ had decorum 
 and a proper respect for forms ; these he lacked. He 
 loved better to live without gene at the duchess's little 
 court of the Luxembourg, where he could go about in 
 perfect freedom, Avithout fear of a royal frown, and safe 
 in the sunshine of those soft hearts that never played 
 him false ; where he could do as he pleased, and 'say 
 what he pleased. 
 
 History regretfully has to confess that his first tales 
 were written at the request of Madame de Bouillon. 
 These were so sparkling, so witty, and so highly goutes 
 by the ladies for whose edification they were written, 
 that the poet was easily persuaded to write more, and 
 
272 LA FONTAINE. 
 
 to go on writing more ; piling up abundance of material 
 for repentance when the time for repentance should 
 come. He did more than this ; he published, being 
 then in his forty-eighth year, his first collection of 
 Fables. 
 
 It is extremely curious to observe how long a time 
 the flower of his genius took to blossom and come to 
 perfection. At an age when most poets have filled 
 whole desks he had written nothing at all. At an age 
 when many authors are in the very summer of their 
 powers, he was putting forth timidly a poor little trans- 
 lation from the Latin. And when some men are begin- 
 ning to bethink them of rest after a good day's work, 
 La Fontaine, unconscious of his years, takes to writing 
 tales which belong to the mere wantonness of early 
 manhood ; and fables which show at once a child's keen 
 delight in trifles, the subtle perceptions, the " long 
 thoughts " of childhood, and the facile versification of 
 the most practised poet. 
 
 As soon as these things appeared their author be- 
 came, per saltum, the most popular writer in France, 
 None had spoken like him before. He had no court 
 airs, such as Racine sometimes put on. He was no 
 pedant as Boileau sometimes was. He did not think it 
 necessary to lash himself into fury at the follies of his 
 fellows; nor did he ever sneer at them; nor did he 
 pretend to bind himself by any laws. He suited his 
 verse to his subject, not his subject to his verse, and 
 vised short lines and long lines, odd rhymes and even 
 rhymes, just as best fitted his theme. Hence his lan- 
 guage was so bright and clear, and the verse was so 
 light that no mountain brook could trip more merrily 
 over its pebbles than his stories over their cadenced 
 channel of rhyme. His thought and his verse were 
 
HIS FABLES. 273 
 
 wedded, and became one. For, just as the crafty 
 chemist, by a process known only to himself, invents 
 by cunning combination some new and delightful 
 essence, so La Fontaine, taking plentifully of the old 
 classical spirit, and of the Gallic spirit quantum suff.^ 
 and artfully compounding these in the alembic of his 
 brain, produced a poetical result which was. as new as it 
 was pleasant, being, in fact, to other poetry, what cham- 
 pagne is to other wine. His tales and his fables were 
 dramas, without the dramatic rules, for La Fontaine 
 was a bad playwright. They were not written in five 
 acts, but, as he said himself, in a hundred. Their chief 
 strength lay in their perfect truthfulness to nature, — 
 the great charm in his writings as in his character. 
 Therein, as in a mirror, every man saw reflected his 
 own impulses and thoughts ; or, to use another simile, 
 the writer seemed to take each reader into his confi- 
 dence, while he went about, like a curious girl, and, 
 with a certain feminine delicacy, lifting up just the 
 corner of the curtain of the soul, afforded the merest 
 peep into what was behind, with his finger on his lips 
 and a smile in his eyes ; the play of a child, perhaps, 
 but of a child careful never to wound. 
 
 Above all, his work was most carefully finished. 
 There was no slovenly execution about La Fontaine. 
 Lazy though he was, V enfant de la paresse et du sommeil, 
 as he called himself, he would give nothing to the world 
 but what was his best. He did no task work ; but the 
 labor that he delighted in physicked pain. It was at 
 once his chosen amusement and his work. And, as 
 Thackeray wisely says, he is the happiest man who gets 
 the work to do best fitted to his hand, and does not get 
 tired of it. 
 
 Fifteen year^ passed by. He got separated, without 
 ■P IS 
 
274 LA FONTAINE. 
 
 any scandal, from his wife, whom he never saw again. 
 Once, indeed, Boileaii persuaded him to go to Chateau- 
 Thierry, and try to effect a reconciliation. He jour- 
 neyed there, found she was at church, and came all the 
 way back again, without waiting till the service was 
 ended, comforting himself with the reflection that he 
 had done all that was possible. He went on writing 
 tales and fables and letters, growing in reputation 
 yearly but not increasing in fortune, and living on the 
 bounty of his two duchesses. 
 
 Then misfortune fell upon him. The Duchess of 
 Orleans died ; two years later the Duchess de Bouillon 
 was exiled ; and poor La Fontaine, now in his fifty- 
 ninth year, as childlike and as innocent as ever, found 
 himself upon the world, once more, without a penny. 
 
 Of course, it mattered nothing. Of course, other 
 friends came to his assistance. Conde, the Prince of 
 Conti, the Duke of VendSme, gave him money and 
 helped him along till he found another patron, who 
 took him in, and adopted him, so to speak, for her 
 own son. This time it was Madame de la Sabliere. 
 
 Surely, of all fair sinners, there are few upon whom 
 the world has looked with more indulgent eyes than on 
 this accomplished and learned lady. One of the queens 
 of Parisian society, the companion of savants., a mathe- 
 matician, a Greek scholar, she was at the same time a 
 poetess, a musician, and the heroine of a thousand 
 amourettes. Her husband was little disposed to quarrel 
 with her for indiscretions for which his own notorious 
 infidelities — he had the bad taste to die broken-hearted 
 at the loss of a mistress — gave her, in the eyes of the 
 world, at least, some excuse. Whatever form these 
 indiscretions had previously taken, whether they were 
 innocent or not, matters very little now ; only we must 
 
MADAME DE LA SABLIERE. 275 
 
 remark that Madame de la Sal)li(^re was already forty 
 years of age when she experienced an attack of that 
 grande passion which was almost as inevitable in her 
 times as the measles, and much more dangerous. The 
 object of her love was the Marquis de la Fare, an inter- 
 esting young gentleman some ten years her junior, of 
 poetic proclivities and most refined tastes. For some 
 time the liaison went on at fever heat ; the lovers would 
 spend whole days together — with all the accompani- 
 ments of poetry and the finest cream-laid sentiment. 
 The ardor of the gentleman was the first to cool, and 
 our middle-aged Sappho perceived with tears that her 
 charms could not altogether supplant those of the 
 gaming-table. With regret she took the second place 
 in her lover's heart. Presently another rival came into 
 the field : a woman this time. It was too much. Poor 
 Madame de la Sabliere threw up the game. Her hus- 
 band dead — perhaps this was no great loss; her lover 
 gone ; her last illusions perished — she bravely resolved 
 to leave a world which had no longer any charms for 
 her, and to spend the remaining years of her life in 
 seclusion and good works. She shut her house and 
 went no more into society. " I have sent away,'* she 
 wrote, " all my people, except my dog, my cat, and La 
 Fontaine.'* 
 
 This rival was, it is sad to say, a friend of the poet's.^ 
 He had alwaj^s two sets of friends, one for serious', 
 moods, which were few, and one for his days of good \ 
 spirits, which were many. She was La Champmesl^, \ 
 the actress. Racine, before he was converted, taught ' 
 her how to act. La Fontaine dedicated tales to her ; 
 her husband wrote comedies for her ; and all the world 
 fell in love with her. Of her worthy husband Boileau 
 maliciously wrote : — 
 
276 LA FONTAINE. 
 
 De six am ants contents et non jaloux, 
 
 Qui tour a tour servaient a Madame Claude, 
 
 Le moins volage etait Jean,' son epoux. 
 
 The end of the gallant De la Fare, poet and lover, 
 divided, as it were, between Pallas Athen^ and Erycina 
 Ridens, was unworthy of so splendid a beginning. He 
 became a tremendous gourmand, and actually killed 
 himself by eating too much cod-fish. 
 
 It was in the year when La Fontaine's benefactress 
 retreated from the world that he was elected into the 
 Academy. The choice was not unanimous. The king 
 wanted the election of Boileau, a younger man, but 
 clearly more worthy in many respects of the honor. 
 President Rose, the leader of the opposition, made a 
 violent speech against La Fontaine. Flinging the 
 unfortunate volumes of Tales upon the table, he de- 
 manded whether the Academy would submit to the 
 king the name of a man who had written a book fletri 
 par une sentence de police. He was, however, chosen, 
 in spite of the opposition. The king refused at first to 
 ratify his election ; nor was it till La Fontaine had 
 written two or three odes brimful of flattery, and Boi- 
 leau had actually been elected to another vacant chair, 
 and the wayward poet — this naughty child of sixty- 
 three — had given a distinct and solemn promise to be 
 sage^ to be a good boy and never write any more wicked 
 stories, that Louis gave his consent, and La Fontaine 
 joyfully passed those doors which seem to lead to im- 
 mortality. On the day of his reception, with the first 
 throbbings of a repentant awe upon him, he read a 
 contrite epistle in verse to Madame de la Sablidre, 
 regretting his past sins and promising amendment for 
 the future. 
 
 Pleased with his election, La Fontaine- became one of 
 
MADAME ULRICH, 277 
 
 the most regular attendants at the stances of the Aca- 
 demy, where it does not appear that he greatly con- 
 tributed to the work done, but where he enjoyed the 
 pleasure of feeling himself among the learned, and 
 pocketed his share of the forty livres distributed at 
 every sitting. He made new friends in the Hervaut 
 family, however, who helped him to forget his promise 
 to the king and the Academy. Among them he found 
 once more, what he could hardly get in the house of 
 La Champmesl^, but which was the chief grace and 
 beauty of life to him — the society of young and beau- 
 tiful ladies. With them he renewed his youth, and 
 forgot the crow's feet and gray hairs of sixty years. 
 He was always in love with them ; he wrote them 
 verses, made jokes for them ; was contented to be 
 laughed at. " What is the use," he said, " of old 
 radoteurs like me but to make the girls laugh?" He. 
 was the same once more as he had been forty years 
 before ; and in this society, the Capua of his old age, 
 he forgot all his promises of reform, and repeated all 
 his old offences. A certain Madame Ulrich, with whom 
 he contracted some sort of amourette., stimulated him 
 to indite more tales, and his last w'ere more sprightly, 
 more witty, and more wicked than any he had pre- 
 viously written. In vain his friends tried to bring 
 him to a better mind. His wings were heav}' now and 
 his flight feeble, but there was yet left a day or two of 
 the bright Indian summer of his life, and he would not 
 rest till the cold frosts of winter actually laid him low. 
 He had no money, of course, except what he got from 
 the sale of his Fables, which he probably spent as fast 
 as he got it. His wife lived still at Chateau-Thierry, 
 and his son was brought up by friends. A story is told 
 how La Fontaine met him once by accident, and how, 
 
278 LA FONTAINE. 
 
 after he had admired the .young man's modesty and man- 
 ner, he was told that it was his own son. "Indeed?" 
 he said, simply, " I am very glad to hear it." Occasion- 
 ally he got a little honorarium ; once, for instance, from 
 the" dauphin, as an acknowledgment for his Fables; 
 and probably his old friend the Duchess de Bouillon did 
 not altogether forget him. At all events, his life was 
 greatly simplified by his free quarters in the Hotel 
 Sabliere. 
 
 But he even outlived his benefactor. Madame de la 
 Sabliare died when her poet was seventy-two years of 
 age, and once more he was turned out upon the world, 
 a beggar. Hervaut, going to offer him hospitality, met 
 him in the street, crying over the death of the kindest 
 and best friend he had ever had. " Come to my house," 
 said Hervaut. " I was going there," sobbed the poet. 
 He went there, and stayed there till he died. 
 
 And now the cold winds of autumn were set in in 
 earnest. The November of life — the month when all 
 butterflies must disappear — was upon him. To every- 
 body comes a time when the flowers fade, and their 
 perfume, long since faint, wholly dies. To La Fon- 
 taine it came very late, but it came at last. He was 
 seized with a disease which the physicians pronounced 
 mortal, and began to patch up a hurried peace with the 
 church. His repentance was most sincere and real, 
 though the world laughs at the manner in Avhich it was 
 manifested ; for he began by reading the New Testa- 
 ment, a book altogether strange to him, and gravely 
 pronounced it to be a work of considerable merit. It 
 was at least fifty years since he had read it last, and it 
 had all the charms of novelty to him. He had pre- 
 viously, many years before, made a partial acquaintance 
 with the Apocrypha ; for Racine once showed him a pas- 
 
REPENTANCE. 279 
 
 sage from Baruch, which he read with great interest, 
 and went about for a fortnight afterwards asking every- 
 body if they had read that excellent author, Baruch. 
 Again, on his confessor representing to him the grave 
 injury to public morals that his Tales had caused, the 
 honest and contrite bard, who never quite understood 
 the mischief he had done, offered, with many tears, to 
 give to the church the profits of his next edition; — 
 which is much as if a remorseful burglar were to promise 
 the proceeds of his next robbery in expiation for all the 
 preceding. Getting over these preliminaries — it was 
 natural that, after so many years of a life so dSrSglS he 
 should feel at first a little strange in the harness of virtue 
 — he set himself steadily, no longer a butterfly, but rather 
 a chrysalis, to do every thing acceptable to the church. 
 He made public lamentation over his sins at the Acad- 
 emy ; he burned his unpublished writings; he projected 
 hymns ; he wrote a translation of the Dies Irce ; he 
 wore a hair shirt; he practised rigors; he repented in- 
 deed. " Oh ! mon cher," he writes, " mourir n'est rien ; 
 mais songes-tu que je vais comparaitre devant mon Dieu I 
 Tu sais comme j'ai vdcu. Avant que tu re^oives ce billet 
 les portes de I'^ternite seront ouvertes pour moi." 
 
 These gates, indeed, were soon to open for him. He 
 died, the year following his conversion, painlessly and 
 happily, in the arms of Racine, his old and dear friend, 
 who was himself to follow five years later. All France 
 burst into tears, and everybody felt with his nurse, 
 'Dieu n'aura pas le courage de le damner." 
 
 La Fontaine presents a singular example of a man 
 who, throughout a long life, persevered in a course cal- 
 culated above all things to enfeeble the will and deaden 
 
280 LA FONTAINE. 
 
 the conscience, and yet preserved his moral fibre strong 
 enough to change suddenly and entirely in extreme old 
 age. He had set his face steadily against all unpleasant 
 things ; he would do no manner of work ; he chose the 
 part of the lilies of the field, and would neither toil nor 
 spin, preferring to enjoy the summer sun and the warm 
 rain. But when the end came, and the inevitable stared 
 him in the face, a thing which could no longer be shirked 
 or forgotten, he emerged from his carelessness, and with 
 a nature as fresh and buoyant as ever, not only repented, 
 but tried to undo the mischief he had done. 
 
 It must be confessed that he had done a good deal of 
 mischief in his day. But " evil is wrought by want of 
 thought, as well as want of heart." What La Fontaine- 
 had done amiss was chiefly done by want of thought. 
 Like Adam, he fell at the temptation of woman. His 
 fair but frail Benedictine, the ladies of Vaux, the 
 Duchess de Bouillon, La Champmesle, and Madame 
 Ulrich, were ever at his ear, prompting him to write 
 clever things, which, to be amusing, must needs be 
 wicked, while Madame de la Sabli^re was the only 
 woman who urged him to repentance. Pleased with 
 his own dexterit}-, he acceded to the tempters, like a 
 child; and like a child, as soon as he saw that punish- 
 ment must needs follow offence, he began to be sorry 
 and to cry. His great power of inspiring affection was 
 mainly due to this touching simplicity and childishness. 
 But besides, he had that indefinable quality which 
 brings to some men the love of everybody, if not their 
 respect; Weak of will, to all seeming, till he was forced 
 into strength by contrition ; prone to think lightly of vice 
 and to laugh at follies, rather than to be indignant with 
 them, yet always with the possibility before him of 
 
SOLITUDE, 281 
 
 higher things ; always sinning, yet always dreaming 
 of the Utopian future, where virtue should be all in all — 
 he ought hardly to be judged like other men. The func- 
 tion of his life was that of the butterfly, to repeat our 
 old simile, which, while all the world is at work, relieves 
 the mind b}^ the spectacle of one creature, at least, who 
 takes no thought and has no toil. And this function he 
 performed with an entire and guileless simplicity, with- 
 out affectation or pretence. Of affectation, indeed, he 
 was incapable. There is no quality in La Fontaine 
 more insisted on by his biographers than this perfect 
 candor. Numberless stories are told to illustrate the 
 way in which he always laid bare his mind. Thus — 
 one of them will do — being once bored by the coiupany 
 at a dinner, he rose abruptly, and said he must go, having 
 to be present at the Academy. " You will be too early," 
 was objected. *' Oh. ! no," said La Fontaine, " I shall 
 go there by the longest way."' 
 
 Sometimes he would be seized with long fits of soli- 
 tude. Then he would eschew all society and go awaji 
 by himself, speaking to no one, and sitting for hours 
 under a tree, reading or musing, as happy with his own 
 thoughts as ever Lord Foppington was with his. His 
 book would generally be some Latin author, and his 
 friends learned how to respect moods of taciturnity 
 which were not morose, but a sort of natural repose of 
 the body while the mind digested its ideas. Perhaps 
 it is on account of these fits of silence that we have 
 such widely differing accounts of him as a com- 
 panion ; one biographer setting him forth as gauche 
 and distrait^ the other as the most charming man of 
 society. He was both in turns, for he made no conces- 
 sions ; and if people did not please him he made no 
 
282 LA FONTAINE. 
 
 I effort to please them ; while if he was in congenial so- 
 \ciety he bubbled over with joyous fun and innocent 
 \pfialiee. 
 
 One must perforce compare him with Goldsmith, with 
 whom he has many points of resemblance. The Bos- 
 wells and Philistines of the day turned from both with 
 repugnance and dislike. The society of ladies was to 
 both what the light is to the flower ; wherever it shone, 
 thither their heads were turned. Oliver was softer- 
 hearted, less dreamy, more alive to the sorrows of others ; 
 but his mind was cast in a less delicate mould, and we 
 ma}^ look there in vain for that fine subtlety and felicity 
 of expression which distinguish La Fontaine above all 
 writers. 
 
 One thing more. His writings do not want.^ in order 
 to be understood, a knowledge of his life o^^ofhis times. 
 What he wrote, whether in fable or in tale, owes its in- 
 terest to no local coloring, and bears no stamp of his 
 century, save its cadre^ the framework of language. 
 This is the strongest proof of his genius. To write 
 for all time and of all time, to give illustrations of 
 human nature which will serve for any place or any age 
 of human society — this is what very few writers 
 have done. We step from the classical and powdered 
 school of Corneille and Racine, from the prim and arti- 
 ficial garden of Boileau, to a free and open ideal world, 
 where men and women walk and talk unfettered by in- 
 fluences of time and country. What cared the poet for 
 Louis Quatorze and all his splendor ? To him the dis- 
 putes of scholars and theologians were merely empty 
 words. Port-Royal or the Sorbonne, Jansenist or Jesuit 
 — he cared little which won. And he left the H8tel de 
 Rambouillet, in his time certainly fallen from its high 
 
YOUTHFULNESS. 283 
 
 estate, to lay down its laws and formulate its decrees 
 without his interference. The present was nothing to 
 the poet. Like the virtuous man, in this respect at least, 
 the outer world might have crashed around him with- 
 out disturbing him from his reverie, or causing him an 
 anxiety for the future. 
 
 The great mistake of his life, which by his very^ 
 nature he could not perhaps avoid, was the obstinacy' 
 with which he clung to youth. He would not, or could \ 
 not, grow old. And as his mind, so are his writings ; i 
 these are always young. Flashes there are, in abun- 
 dance, of a genius higher than any that France had yet 
 seen. They are only flashes ; they hold out promise of 
 great things, never to be fulfilled. All his Tales should 
 have been written before he was thirty, and put on the 
 shelf to make room for that more solid work which he 
 might have given to the world. But this was too much 
 exertion for La Fontaine ; he preferred polishing the 
 gems — like his Fables — which mark the workman of 
 infinite cunning and craft, and possible power. The 
 promise was never fulfilled, and La Fontaine's work is 
 the work of a young man. In the same way, we look 
 in his life for the man, and only find the child ; a 
 marvellous, child indeed, spoiled by indulgence and 
 caresses, wayward and self-willed, but preserving still 
 his childlike sunny nature, his love for all who love 
 him, his childish selfishness, his childish inability to com- 
 prehend the nature of duty, and his readiness to repent 
 directly he can be made to understand that he has done 
 wrong. 
 
 Such was La Fontaine ; full of faults, in spite of which, 
 perhaps on account of which, we love him now as every- 
 body loved him then. Before we judge him let us 
 
284 LA FONTAINE, 
 
 remember the words written of him by that great and 
 good man, F^nelon. " Lisez-le," says the bishop, " et 
 dites si Anacreon a su badiner avec plus de grace ; si 
 Horace a pard la philosophie d'ornements plus poetiques 
 et plus attrayants ; si Tdrence a peint les moeurs des 
 hommes avec plus de naturel et de v^rite." 
 
Chapter XIV. 
 
 BOILEAU. 
 
 Tout ce qui n'est pas clair n'est pas FranQais. 
 
 " OPEAK no harm of Boileau," said Voltaire ; " ^a 
 ^^ porte malheur." It is a pious superstition ob- 
 served by all. French writers, indeed, are proud of 
 their great Despreaux, and unwilling, save in times 
 of controversy, such as that of the Romantic move- 
 ment, to detract by any unkind criticism from his great 
 fame. He is like some old idol to whom, though 
 younger gods have come and gone, the people yet do 
 reverence by habit. The dust has settled thick upon 
 him and blurred his face; his ornaments and trappings 
 are tarnished ; the gilt sword has dropped from his 
 hands ; he seems to have no longer any power for good 
 or for evil ; and yet through the cobwebs and the dust 
 you may still mark the calm cold eyes, the clean-set 
 chin, the firm lips that tell of strength. 
 
 The father of Nicolas Boileau-Desprdaux was Regis- 
 trar to the Great Chamber of Paris, and in that centre 
 of the earth was born the satirist in November, 1636. 
 It Was in the same room in which the " Satyre M6- 
 nipp(^e " had been written. Nicolas was the eleventh 
 child of the registrar. The eldest brother, Gilles, was 
 already a poet and scholar of some reputation when 
 Nicolas was born. Another brother, Jacques, canon 
 of the Sainte-Chapelle, also achieved distinction as a 
 
286 BOILEAU. 
 
 historian and antiquary. A third brother, Jerome, suc- 
 ceeded his father in the post of registrar. We have 
 thus a family of considerable respectability, a point 
 which was not without its influence on the future 
 satirist. 
 
 The childhood of young Nicolas was not fortunate, 
 He lost his mother at two years of age, and was no 
 favorite with his father. Afflicted too with a dire 
 disease, he was subjected to a terrible operation, un- 
 skilfully performed, which gave him uneasiness during 
 the whole of his life. He was thus a quiet and gentle 
 boy, incapacitated for the rude sports of other children, 
 and driven back upon his own resources, which did not 
 leave him altogether unhappy. Alone in a garret he 
 spent whole days poring over romances and poetry. 
 His father allowed him to do as he pleased, a little in- 
 dignant, as fathers of poets always are, at the waste of 
 valuable time, and occasionally remarking, with that ab- 
 sence of discrimination which also characterizes fathers 
 of poets, that Nicolas was a good lad who would never 
 do harm to others or good to himself. Everybody has 
 a sneer at the parents of poets. For my own part, 
 seeing the entire impossibility of predicting poetical 
 success, its rarity, its slender marketable value, and the 
 fact that poetry may be pursued with any other calling, 
 I am disposed to agree with M. Boileau 'pere^ and the 
 other anxious parents who rightly enough rank the 
 certainty of material comfort far above the chance of 
 glory. This, after all, if you get it, means chiefly the 
 standing in a conspicuous place on the shelves, and oc- 
 casionally having your character dissected, and perhaps 
 your reputation destroyed, by the critics, long after it 
 has been firmly estahlished. 
 
 He was educated at the College of Beauvais, where 
 
EDUCATION. 287 
 
 he made himself remarked by a singular aptitude for 
 writing verses. At the age of eighteen he produced his 
 first serious attempt, happily now as dead as the dodo. 
 He wrote also certain bad tragedies. While it is the 
 best thing possible for an aspirant to attempt any kind 
 of writing, the exercise giving fluency to his style, com- 
 mand of language, and facility of expression, it must be 
 owned that the world has ever cause for congratulation 
 when the youthful efforts of a poet are lost. 
 
 The boy became a man, but always grave, sober, and 
 studious. There are no emportements de la Jeunesse; 
 none of the mad folly which the world laughs at and 
 excuses. Boileau was sage^ a little malin, perhaps, fond 
 of that kind of good story which makes you laugh at 
 the smaller misfortunes of your neighbor — that is to 
 be expected, because he was a Frenchman — but good- 
 natured at bottom, and careful on the whole not to say 
 or do any thing which might give pain. He first began 
 to study law, but gave it up in disgust after being called. 
 Years afterwards he manifested his hatred to law when 
 he drew the character of Chicane in the " Lutrin." 
 
 Between those old supports, by which the wall 
 Supports the mass of this stupendous hall, 
 There stands a pillar known and cursed by fame, 
 Where the litigious Norman shouts his claim. 
 Here, on a dusty pile of parchments old, 
 A Sibyl sits each day to screech and scold; 
 Chicane her name : no single thought of right 
 Her ceaseless clamor calms, or clears her sight; 
 Beside her throng her children — shaking Fear: 
 Famine and Ruin — shameful brood — are here. 
 Around their mother's, throne they press, and still 
 With loud laments the troubled echoes fill: 
 She, poring always over precedents. 
 To work new ruin, pleadings new invents, 
 House, castle, palace, at one stroke o'erthrows, 
 And adds more cases to the countless rows. 
 
288 BOILEAU. 
 
 A hundred times has Themis wept to see 
 Her balance weighed by Chicane's subtlety. 
 From shape to shape she turns, by magic might; 
 Now like the blinking owls she shuns the light, 
 Now like a hungry lion glares around; 
 Now like a serpent crawls along the ground. 
 
 He then turned his attention to theology, took orders, 
 and for a time held a small benefice worth some eight 
 hundred francs, though he was never a theologian. And 
 once, but only once, we hear of Boileau in love. No one 
 is wholly exempt from the fatal passion. A studious 
 life, a preoccupied mind, a cold temperament, ill-health, 
 these did not apparently protect Boileau. Of the 
 passion we learn but little. Its object was his cousin, 
 Marie Porcher de Bretonville. The love-making, ap- 
 parently^ conducted on different principles from those 
 which guide most suitors, ended in Boileau selling his 
 benefice and devoting the proceeds to his mistress, not, 
 light-minded reader, with the frivolous object of pro- 
 curing the poor girl dresses, gayety, societ}^, some of 
 the light and brightness of life, but with the grave and 
 solemn end of putting her into a convent, A curious and 
 suggestive story. Boileau is in love ; he shows it by 
 making his mistress a nun. Poor poet ! poor Marie ! 
 One pictures her carrying his image in her heart, pin- 
 ing away for fifty years or so — nuns take a long time 
 to pine — while she treasures up still the memory of a 
 wooing, pleasant while it lasted, though cold as ice. 
 
 Boileau, in reality, was incapable of love. That is 
 the secret of his coldness, his want of sympathy, the 
 uniformity of his coloring. The power of loving, not 
 the fact that a man has loved, gives to literature what 
 the atmosphere gives to nature, its color, its half shades, 
 its repression of outline, its haze, softness, and tone. 
 All this is wanting in Boileau, because he was without 
 
SATIRES, 289 
 
 the yearning after the other sex which makes poets of 
 us all. He had no mother, no wife, no mistress — even 
 an amourette would have been something — no single 
 woman whom he loved. 
 
 At the age of twenty-four he begins to write his 
 satires. The first, in imitation of the third satire of 
 Juvenal, was found by Furetiere among the papers of 
 Gilles Boileau, to whom it had probably been submitted 
 for criticism. He read it, liked it, carried it away, and 
 showed it about. It had immediate success. Younjr 
 Nicolas was invited to the Hotel de Rambouillet, where 
 he made the acquaintance of Chapelain, Cotin, and 
 the rest of the tuneful throng. He went there seldom, 
 however, for he made friends of greater value than the 
 Rambouillet and Scuderi circles, now in their decline. 
 He became known to Madame de Sdvign^, to Madame 
 de la Fayette, to Rochefoucauld, Lamoignon, Racine, 
 Moliere, Chapelle, and La Fontaine. His friendship 
 with Racine was especially tender and devoted, lasting 
 a whole lifetime without a cloud. For Boileau, who 
 had no place in his heart for the love of women, could 
 yet — it is the one soft point in his character — be the 
 truest of friends. Had he been Paris, he Avould have 
 adjudged the apple by rules of art, and after careful 
 tape measurements of the goddesses. But to Damon 
 he was another Pythias, to Jonathan another David. 
 
 The death of his father giving him a modest patri- 
 mony, Boileau henceforth lived the life of a scholar, 
 chiefly among a small circle of friends. He rented a 
 room in the Rue du Vieux Colombier, where, with 
 Racine, La Fontaine, Moliere, and Chapelle, weekly 
 reunions and dinners were held and literary mattei-s 
 discussed. The little circle ^ consisted of men who had 
 
 * It is spoken of by La Fontaine, in the '* Amours de Psych6." 
 
 19 
 
290 BOILEAU. 
 
 all made their d^huts in the world. La Fontaine, by his 
 Tales ; Racine, by his " Th^baide ; " Moliere, already 
 well known ; Chapelle, by his "Voyage;'^ and Boileau, 
 by his Satires. The penalty for an infraction of the 
 rules was nothing less than the perusal of so many 
 verses of the '' Pucelle ; " the highest penalty — we 
 hope, never inflicted — was the compulsory reading of 
 a whole page. At these meetings, little by little, the 
 literary creed which we find promulgated in the " Art 
 Poetique," was discussed and formularized. They held 
 the same views of art ; they assisted each other in car- 
 rying them out, and in laying down their principles. 
 
 Not slowly, but rapidly, the name and influence of 
 Boileau grew. To understand the weight of his opin- 
 ion, it is not enough to read the Satires ; these only 
 prove it, they do not explain it. We must remember 
 that there was as yet no criticism. A few poets and 
 a few people with literary taste met at the Hotel de 
 Rambouillet, or that of Mile, de Scuderi. These 
 circles, beginning with excellent aims, rapidly degene- 
 rated into prejudiced coteries. Literature, to be sure, 
 w^as always discussed, but on false principles of art. 
 Then, too, as we have seen, a knot of third-rate poets 
 had got themselves constituted an Academy, but it 
 took many years before the French Academy became 
 a literary power. There were as yet no reviewers, 
 nothing to guide popular opinion. Just as an un- 
 learned listener at a concert likes or dislikes a piece 
 of music, so the Parisians liked or dishked a new poem, 
 tickled with a new melody, pleased and surprised b}^ a 
 novel collocation of words. But with no principles or 
 rules of art and taste. 
 
 The four friends were Moliere, who is called Gelaste {yiKaaroi) ; 
 Boileau, Ariste ; Racine, Acante; and La Fontaine, Polyphile. 
 
LITERARY STYLE. 291 
 
 And as for the literature itself, it was as wild and 
 unregulated as might have been expected. In wander- 
 ing down one of those ravines which cut up a tropical 
 island into sectors of splendor separated by rays of 
 gloi:y, you will mark as you step along the bouldere, 
 amid which the mountain stream bubbles and sparkles, 
 the palms spreading out broad branches, pointing sk}^- 
 ward each its single spiral spear ; beside these the great 
 tree fern, beneath which the leaves appear by day a 
 golden fretwork wrought for Solomon's Temple, and by 
 night, under the moon, a marvellous pattern of lace cut 
 out in silver. Round your feet spring up the scentless 
 flowers of the forest; the bamboo is over your head, 
 clustering together its long thin arms for protection 
 against the wind ; the aloe shoots thirty feet into the 
 air, its long mast laden with its bitter berries. All, at 
 first, seems the glorious, wanton prodigality of Nature 
 which cannot exhaust her types of beauty. But as you 
 go on you may mark how the great creepers stretch 
 their murderous embrace from tree to tree, crushing out 
 their lives, so that the dead trunks killed long before 
 their time stand up among the rest ; at every step your 
 foot plunges into what appears to be a solid bank of 
 moss-grown earth and is a rotten and corrupting trunk ; 
 on the trees are vast ant-houses, where the little crea- 
 tures live until their host is eaten up ; death, premature 
 decay, blighted promise, cross you at every step ; in the 
 branches the hideous monkey lives, and chatters, and 
 leaps, and runs. And there are no sweet birds, because 
 this creature of mischief, this fittest emblem of the 
 flesh and its selfish appetites, has sucked all their eggs 
 and destroyed all their nests. The literature of France 
 at this time was like the tropical ravine, as full of promise 
 and power, as full of death, decay, and bhghted hopes ; 
 
292 BOILEAU. 
 
 the sweet fancies of innocence and youth destroyed by 
 license and by lust. 
 
 We have seen how the lives of some of the men I have 
 spoken of were licentious and disgraceful. What I have 
 kept in the background is the way in which their lives 
 reacted upon their work — 
 
 Le vers se sent tou jours des bassesses du coeur. 
 
 There is nothing in all literature so disgraceful — let 
 me say it for once and have done with it — as the galant 
 verse of the seventeenth century. As a punishment its 
 writers, save when one delves and digs in obscure places, 
 are all forgotten, with their works — 
 
 Ces dangereux auteurs, 
 Qui, de I'honneur en vers infames deserteurs, 
 Trahissant la vertu sur un papier coupable, 
 Aux yeux de leurs lee tears rendent le vice aimahle. 
 
 But in their time they were read, learned, quoted. 
 They corrupted the sacred sources of love, honor, self- 
 restraint ; they made mirth ghastly, hideous, harmful ; 
 they changed the laugh of childhood to the leer of Sile- 
 nus ; they took the blush from woman's cheek, the dig- 
 nity from manhood. It was one of the two Herculean 
 tasks undertaken Iby Boileau, to stop this foul and fetid 
 stream. The second, which was a harder and fiercer 
 fight, was to substitute good taste for bad, proportion for 
 disproportion, harmony for cacophony. The wretched 
 taste of the poetasters, headed by Chapelain, seems 
 almost inconceivable. It had grown up along with a 
 habit of praising each other, till real criticism was re- 
 garded as a mark of ill-breeding. Chapelain himself, 
 with his eternal "Cela n'est pas mdprisable," was called 
 by Voiture, "I'excuseur de toutes les fautes." Costar 
 was supposed not to knoAV the use of the word " no ; " 
 they were all so greedy of praise that to get it they 
 
NO CRITICISM. 293 
 
 grudged not the most extravagant compliments to each 
 other. Words were no longer, as a writer complained, 
 the signs of judgment and reason, but of a civility which 
 one man pays to another like a salutation. Their style 
 — I am not now talking of Voiture, Benserade, or Saint 
 Amant, but of the prose writers — was made up of 
 conceits the most far-fetched, the most wearisome, the 
 most fade?- 
 
 The romance writers and the poets not only protected 
 and praised each other, they were protected by great and 
 powerful nobles, by the Prince de Condd, by Colbert, by 
 the king himself until he learned better. They had the 
 prestige of court patronage ; they were the servants, 
 dependants, parasites, of all that was rich and powerful 
 in France. 
 
 Boileau appeared among them more as a critic than a 
 poet. He came with a mission to silence them all, and 
 to lay down anew the rules of poetical art. These rules 
 he arrived at by no instinct of his own, but by the ap- 
 plication of common sense to the rules of Horace. These 
 at least were the laws of good taste, laws which ought 
 to be part of our nature ; laws as inscrutable as those of 
 proportion and harmony. He would make them known, 
 not by translation, but by imitation ; he would apply an 
 
 1 Take this as a specimen. The author wants to tell us of the 
 arrival of the summer by the constellation of the Bull and the 
 Twins. " After that the Knight of the Day, in the celestial 
 amphitheatre, mounted on Phlegon, has valiantly speared the 
 luminous Bull, throwing rays of gold for javelins, and having for 
 applauders of his attacks the charming assembly of stars, who, in 
 order to regard with more pleasure his elegant shape, were leaning 
 on the balconies of Aurora ; after that, by a singular metamor- 
 phosis, with spurs of feathers and a crest of fire, the fair-haired 
 Phoebus, become a cock, has presided over the multitude of brilliant 
 stars, hens of the celestial fields," &c. 
 
294 BOILEAU. 
 
 Horatian analysis to the writers of his own time ; he 
 would illustrate it by satires and epistles of his own, im- 
 itated directly as to form, spirit, and almost as to words, 
 from those of Horace and Juvenal, those things only 
 being changed which must be changed. 
 
 There was no hurry in his movements. When he 
 had written a piece he kept it in his desk, polishing 
 and correcting, till he could think of nothing more to 
 add. Then he gave it to Racine for his criticism and 
 suggestions. Perhaps, too, he showed it to Moliere. 
 Always the limce labor et mora. The satire finally fin- 
 ished, it was not, as is our hasty and ill-considered prac- 
 tice, immediately set up in type and published, but 
 was first carefully copied and handed about. Paris 
 fought for copies ; they were learned by heart ; they 
 were written down by memor}^ and sent into the coun- 
 try as precious things, and long before they were printed 
 the lines had become proverbs, and the unfortunates 
 satirized were mere objects of contempt. 
 
 Boileau had thus a giant's strength. He used it 
 with generosity, forbearance, and wisdom. No personal 
 malice or ill-nature corrupts his satire. In every single 
 case his verdict has been endorsed by posterity. Not 
 one of all the poets whom he ridiculed has survived, 
 not because Boileau held him up to contempt, but be- 
 cause he deserved oblivion at least for the things which 
 Boileau ridiculed. St. Amant's "Moses Saved" is long 
 ago "Moses Lost," Chapelain's "Pucelle" was dead and 
 buried as soon as born. The others are but shadows, 
 the shadows of names. We have forgotten that people 
 once ran after them pointing with the finger and crying 
 aloud to the four winds their glory and immortal fame. 
 
 His power was increased by his position at court. He 
 was thirty-three when he was presented to the king, 
 
AT COURT. 295 
 
 two years younger than himself, and not yet quite 
 spoiled by adulation. Boileau, at this first interview, 
 by the king's request, recited him those well-known 
 verses, which were not yet published, from the " Epitre 
 au Roi." Louis' face changed. He could not conceal 
 his pleasure at flattery so undisguised, so audacious, and 
 so gracefully set. "I would praise you more," he said, 
 '' had you praised me less." Boileau left the palace 
 that day with a pension of two thousand francs for him- 
 self, and one for Racine of four thousand. Henceforth, 
 Boileau is the official literarj^ adviser of the crown. 
 Whom he praises, Louis praises. If Louis ventures on 
 an opinion contrary to his own, Boileau, always with 
 his head erect (the man who flatters best is he who 
 flatters as if the truth were extorted from him) dares to 
 tell the king that he is admirable in sieges, but not so 
 good as himself at sonnets. Li the art of adulation 
 Boileau was not onl}^ easily, incomparably first, but he 
 also struck out a quite original line for himself. It is 
 indicated above. He set up the king as a mighty con- 
 queror — a second Alexander ; he claimed for himself 
 the proud position of celebrater of the king's triumphs. 
 When he and Racine were with Louis at the siege of 
 Ghent, a cannon-ball fell within a few yards of the 
 king, and not many from where Racine and Boileau 
 were standing. " Were you frightened ? " asked the 
 king, kindly. Of course he was no more frightened 
 than Julius Csesar would have been under similar cir- 
 cumstances. An unready man would at once have dis- 
 claimed the imputation of cowardice. Not so Boileau. 
 He mao^nified the dang-er bv insinuation. He claimed 
 for himself the usual amount of courage by insinuation. 
 He conveyed to the king, by insinuation, the assurance 
 that he — Louis — was as superior to ordinary mortals 
 
296 BOILEAU. 
 
 in bravery as he was by position. " I trembled for my- 
 self, sire, but I trembled more for your majesty." 
 
 Observe, too, that Boileau's flattery, like that of all 
 the writers of the time, has a strong element of sincer- 
 ity in it. It was a new thing to have a king who reigned 
 and ruled as well. Richelieu and Mazarin, and before 
 them the great lords, liad accustomed the French to 
 regard divided authority, with a puppet for a king, and 
 all its attendant miseries of faction and tyranny, as a 
 necessary evil. For the first time since Louis XL here 
 was a king who ruled by no great minister ; who con- 
 ducted his wars in person, or at least seemed to do so to 
 the outer Avoild ; who was affable and courteous, who 
 loved arts and literature. Therefore, when all men 
 united in praising such a king it was from their heart. 
 They meant it. It was not in nature to regard with 
 other feeling than that of profound admiration a mon- 
 arch who not only respected literature, but rewarded it 
 by substantial pensions. Honor and a pension together 
 naturally induced reverence for the fountain of honor. 
 Personal loyalty may thus be in a way an indirect func- 
 tion of personal vanity, and the surest friends of the 
 king are certainly those whose personality the king has 
 recognized. For these reasons I am not disposed to 
 sneer at Boileau for his adulation ; rather to admire 
 him for doing it so well. He did it, as I have said, 
 with a proper sense of his own importance. The king 
 showed him once some verses of his own composition. 
 " Nothing," said the critic, " is able to deter your 
 majesty ; you have wished to make bad verses, you 
 have made them." He even ventured in the presence 
 of the king to speak with contempt of Sqarron, the 
 first husband of Madame de Main tenon. And yet 
 this was the same man who glosses over the inaction 
 
CRITICISM. 297 
 
 of the king during the passage of the Rhine, saying 
 how Louis 
 
 Se plaint de sa grandeur qui Tattache an rivage. 
 
 On another occasion, the D-uke de la Feuillade meet- 
 ing Boileau at Versailles, showed him a sonnet by 
 Charleval. Boileau read it, and gave it back with a 
 disparaging remark. The duke showed it to the dau- 
 phin e, who looked it over and returned it, saying, 
 " Voila un beau sonnet." " There," said the duke, 
 " the king likes it and the princess likes it." " The 
 king," said Boileau, " is very good at taking towns ; 
 the princess is a lady of infinite accomplishments ; but 
 allow me to say that I know verses better than either of 
 them." The duke hastened to tell the king. "What 
 does your majesty think of such insolence?" *' I am 
 sorry to say," said Louis, " that I think Boileau is quite 
 right." 
 
 He first received permission to print in 1666. He 
 had already written his " Heros des Romans," of which 
 I propose to speak further on ; but out of consideration 
 for Mile. Scuderi, he refused to publish it in her life- 
 time. It was printed in Holland as the work of St.- 
 Evremond. 
 
 It was in 1677 that he was made, with Racine, "his- 
 toriographer " to the king. Neither of them ever wrote 
 any history ; and it was. not till 1687 that he was elected 
 a member of the Academy, not at his own wish, but 
 by the wish of the king. He made a very fine speech 
 on the occasion, which the Academicians hardly knew 
 whether to regard as real or satirical, for he told them 
 that he supposed his election to be due to the fact that 
 being appointed royal historiographer, the king wanted 
 him to take the advice of the Academy. 
 
298 BOILEA U. 
 
 All the stories told of him — they are as many as 
 those told of Dr. Johnson — illustrate his constant de- 
 votion to the one object of his life — the improvement 
 of good taste. With this end he taught the very 
 wholesome doctrine that morality, public and private, 
 is a necessary element in art. Thus he objected to the 
 constant love-making of the opera, with its eternal 
 
 refrains — 
 
 II faut aimer, 
 11 faut s'enflammer ; 
 La sagesse 
 De la jeunesse 
 C'est de savoir jouir de ses appas — 
 
 and would have preferred the chorus of antiquity : - — 
 
 Ille bonis faveatque et consilietur araicis, 
 Et regat iratos, et amet peccare timentes. 
 
 Yet it was only by certain points that the Latin spirit 
 seized his mind at all. Terence he felt and appreciated ; 
 Horace as a satirist, but not as a lyrist ; while Virgil, 
 Catullus, Ovid, were nothing more than names to him. 
 And it illustrates his habit of grasping the satiric point 
 that he conceived the idea of writing a life of Diogenes, 
 "whom I will make a model of the most perfect gueu- 
 herie. . . . Nobody in the world had more esprit; he 
 did from vanity what Socrates did from philosophy, an 
 ingenious copyist trying to outdo the original. Socrates 
 had a house ; Diogenes had a tub ; Socrates had a wife ; 
 Diogenes got along without one ; Plato used to say that 
 Diogenes was Socrates gone mad." 
 
 He is careful to restrain his Pegasus, by observing 
 strictly his own rule — "tout ce qu'on dit de trop est 
 fade et rebutant " — till the poor animal is as quiet as a 
 parson's cob, and ambles along at a measured pace while 
 the satirist on his back pours out his general common- 
 
HIS SATIRES, 299 
 
 places enlivened by their strokes of delicious person- 
 alities. 
 
 Do you, reader, like Boileau's satires? Do you, 
 indeed, like anybody's satires ? Does your heart, like 
 mine, sink when the poet assume's the pose of virtuous 
 indignation, and begins his dialogue with the usual 
 platitude ? " Man is the most foolish of animals," cries 
 Boileau. Quoth the other locutor — the dummy who is 
 always being bowled over, like the infidel every Sunday 
 — " Do I understand you aright, great Desprdaux ! you 
 actually assert, in that brilliant and original remark, 
 that man is more foolish than the brute creation ? " "I 
 mean it," returns the satirist, solemnly — 
 
 Voila I'horame en effet. II va du blanc au noir; 
 II condamne au matin ses sentiments du soir, — 
 
 and so on. How we know the stale old tune, set to 
 ever}^ barrel organ : man is inconstant, fickle, change- 
 able ; he is a slave to his passions, to his position ; 
 unlike the animals, who eat each other up in happy 
 freedom, he makes laws for protection. The bigger the 
 fool the wiser he thinks himself; with the rest of it. 
 Then we have trotted out again the old classes : our 
 friends the miser, the soldier panting for glory, the 
 pedant, the gallant, the bigot, the libertine, the gambler, 
 the prodigal, with Chapelain and Cotin lugged in to 
 give point to it all. 
 
 Then comes, of course, the goody about true nobility, 
 which is done just as well by Jean de Meung ; the bore, 
 the banquet, the sham miseries of those who make 
 verses, the wretched necessity which makes the writer 
 a satirist. We know all the second-hand properties and 
 old stage tricks ; we only wink at each other when the 
 satirist asks what he is to do at Rome, being unable to 
 
300 BOILEAU. 
 
 lie ; we grin when lie deplores the vices of women ; we 
 g€t up and go awaj softly when the old familiar indig- 
 nation has gone on too long. Surely, the days of the 
 Horatian satire are over at last. 
 
 You may read, however, one of Boileau's with pleas- 
 ure. It is the " Embarras de Paris." Imitation as it 
 is, there is life, movement, vigor, in the descriptions ; 
 you hear the cats all night, the carts all day ; the lack- 
 eys fight in the streets, the tiles fall off the roofs, the 
 mud pours down the gutter. Then you may read some 
 of the '' Lutrin," if you like. I do not like. To the 
 " Rape of the Lock " it is as the gambols of a clown to 
 the dance of a fairy. Who can possibly take any inter- 
 est in the great fat canons ? 
 
 But the most sparkling, the most clever^ of Boileau's 
 works is the '-'- Heros des Romans." Here he parodies, 
 with a lightness of touch which he shows nowhere else, 
 the Scud^ri literature and the little literary fashions of 
 the day. There, is Horatius Codes, singing to the tune 
 of *' Toinoii la belle Jardiniere," 
 
 Et Phenisse m^me publie 
 
 Qu'il n'est rien si beau que Clelie — 
 
 a verse which Diogenes, who is there too, engrossed 
 with the new-fashioned trifles of the day, explained 
 after the manner of Mile. Scuderi : " Phenisse is one of 
 the most gallant and most spirituelle ladies in Capua, 
 but she has too great an opinion of her own beauty, and 
 Horatius Codes rallies her in this impromptu, making 
 her confess that every thing gives way to the beauty of 
 Clelie." The Grand Cyrus is there : he does nothing 
 but weep for his lost Mandane, till Pluto drives him 
 away in a rage. At the news of an insurrection in 
 Hades, Cldie is only terrified lest they should invade 
 
*' GRAND CYRUS:' 801 
 
 the Royaume du Tendre. Lucretia is occupied on a 
 kind of anagram, invented by the great Brutus ; while 
 Sappho does nothing but draw portraits. One of them 
 is given. It is exactly in the style of the portraits in 
 the '' Grand Cyrus." These were all, of course, flat- 
 tering. 
 
 Tisi phone is naturally above the average stature of her sex, but 
 nevertheless is so ile(ja(jde, so free, and so well proportioned in all 
 her limbs, that even her great height sits well upon her — she has 
 small eyes, but they are piercing, full of fire, and are bordered 
 besides with a kind of vermilion which wonderfully enhances their 
 splendor. Her hair falls naturally in ringlets, and one could almost 
 say that these are so many serpents twisting in and out and playing 
 carelessly about her face. Her complexion has not the faded and 
 insipid color of the Scythian women, but rather partakes of that 
 noble and masculine brown imparted by the sun to the ladies of 
 Africa. Her step is extremely noble and haughty : when it is 
 necessary to hasten it she flies rather than walks, and I doubt 
 whether Atalanta herself could outstep her. For the rest, this vir- 
 tuous maiden is naturally an enemy of vice, especially of great 
 crimes, which she pursues everywhere, torch in hand, and never 
 leaves to repose ; seconded in this by her two illustrious sisters, 
 Alecto and Megaera, who are no less enemies of vice than herself : 
 and one might say of these three sisters that they were morality 
 personified and living. 
 
 Who would recognize in this description the features 
 of the Fury of Orestes with her blood-stained eyes and 
 snaky tresses? 
 
 A suspicion, to be discarded at once, crosses the ir- 
 reverent mind, that Boileau remembered in drawing 
 Tisiphone, that poor Mile, de Scud(^ri — Sappho — was 
 herself the plainest of her sex; uglier, it was said, 
 though this must have been exaggeration, than any 
 man except Pellisson, her lover, of whom we have 
 heard before. Boileau certainly allows himself to say 
 so, in rhymes which are as impertinent as most epi- 
 grams : — 
 
302 BOILEAU, 
 
 La figure de Pellisson 
 
 Est une figure effroyable : 
 Mais quoique ce vilain gar^on 
 
 Soit plus laid qu'un singe et qu'un diable-, 
 Sapho lui trouve des appas; 
 Mais je ne m'en etonne pas; 
 
 Car chacun aime son semblable. 
 
 Boileau might have remembered his own maxim : 
 " Rien n'est beau que le vrai." One hopes that poor 
 Sappho never saw the epigram. 
 
 The grand literary event of his later years was the 
 part he took in the dispute as to the relative merits of 
 the ancients and moderns. Charles Perrault, known 
 now as the author of the " Contes des Fees," was the 
 first to strike the signal of revolt against the classical 
 despotism. It would be too tedious, here, to follow the 
 dispute ; to tell all the arguments used on both sides ; 
 to fight the dreary battle over again. In every age 
 there is always some such question coming to the front 
 to exasperate the combatants and bore the by-standers. 
 
 The reign of Boileau lasted all his life : his real 
 power ceased in the year 1G85, when he went to live at 
 Auteuil. Here for nearly thirty years longer he lived 
 by himself, occasionally going to town to the Academy, 
 and receiving a few friends. One by one the old circle 
 dropped and left him lonely. Racine died in 1699 in 
 the arms of his old friend. " It is a happiness," he 
 whispered with his last breath, " to die before you." 
 Moliere was dead twenty years before. La Fontaine 
 had gone in 1695 ; and when all were dead except; him- 
 self, the old man, deaf, half blind, unable to speak 
 above a whisper, full of pains and infirmities, sat down 
 to wait his own turn, occupied meanwhile in correcting, 
 and reading over and over again, his own poems. He 
 
OLD AGE, 303 
 
 added little to his fame in the last thirty years of his 
 life, writing more satires and epistles, a very terrible 
 ode after the manner of Pindar,^ and the two last cantos 
 of the " Lutrin." For him the age of great writers was 
 gone. He felt as Ovid might have felt, had he returned 
 to Rome and found himself alone, left the last of all the 
 Augustan circle. 
 
 There could be no more great writers. France had 
 exhausted her powers with the illustrious five of whom 
 he was one — Corneille, Racine, Moliere, La Fontaine, 
 and Boileau. The soil was worn out by this supreme 
 effort. Rest was absolutely necessary for France, per- 
 haps a rest of many centuries. No more books for a 
 very long time would be required. The other poets of 
 his old age were ridiculous versifiers, even worse than 
 those who went before him. The dramatists were crea- 
 tures beneath contempt. "Do you want," he whispered 
 savagely to an unfortunate playwright who brought 
 him a MS., "do you want to hasten my last hour?" 
 Yet the new generation went to Auteuil to look at him 
 and to do him homage. The old man liked it ; treated 
 them politely, and ignored their writings. 
 
 As the end drew near he removed to Paris, where he 
 died in 1711, with a last word of honorable pride. 
 '' It is a great consolation for a dying poet," he said, 
 "to have never written a word against morality." He 
 might have gone further — he might have consoled him- 
 self more with the reflection that he had also helped, 
 by example and by precept, to keep others from so 
 offending. 
 
 ' That is to say, as he expresses it, "full of movement and 
 transport, wherein the mind seems hurried away by fury rather 
 than guided by reason.'* 
 
304 BOILEAU, 
 
 I find in Boileau the greatest master of the French 
 language that the country had yet seen. Every Avord is 
 the right one ; every adjective is the right one ; every 
 sentence is in the best order possible: every rhyme is 
 correct ; every thought is fully expressed ; and not a 
 single line of his polished verses halts, stumbles, or 
 runs lame. His satires are like a well-ordered garden, 
 smooth, trim, in perfect order. You look for the well- 
 known flowers — they are all there. No wild flower, 
 mark you, no weed, no flaunting hedge-side blossom ; 
 but — no new flower. We see everywhere the patient 
 gardener, never tired of his labor, delighting in the 
 work of his hand: — 
 
 Dans ce rude metier oil mon esprit se tue, 
 Eu vain . . . je travaille et je sue. 
 
 As you wander about in this garden you become 
 aware of a sense of fatigue. You yawn, you are op- 
 pressed, you seem to have seen it all before, and when 
 you come out you feel as if you never want to go back 
 again. I have recognized this feeling in every single 
 writer on Boileau, even among those who have pro- 
 nounced his eloge. Nobody wants to go back to him. 
 
 Presently we find that he has never conceived an 
 original idea, never looked for one, never felt the neces- 
 sity of thinking, save in grooves. Take from Boileau 
 all that he has taken from Horace and Juvenal, and 
 what have we left ? A dummy of graceful form with a 
 few rags. fluttering in the Avind. Take further what lie 
 has pillaged from Regnier, and the very rags disappear. 
 Tt was no robbery, in those days, to take from the 
 classics. Everybody who could do it did it boldly and 
 without shame. Perhaps, too, he thought that what he 
 cribbed from Regnier he made his own by improving it. 
 
NOT A POET. 305 
 
 The thing we miss, absolutely and entirely, is the 
 poetic instinct. 
 
 Boileau is not a poet. He is an imitator of the very 
 first' order ;■ he can write verses to dress up other 
 people's thoughts in the smoothest and most workman- 
 like manner possible. I believe the art of sculpture 
 may be reduced to mechanical skill, and what Canova 
 has designed his workmen can execute. So it is with 
 Boileau. He is a poetical workman who surpasses the 
 whole world in mechanical skill. He is never wrong. 
 You may entirely depend upon him. But he is not a 
 poet. He has no eye for nature ; those subtle analogies, 
 those half shades of a dimly felt relation between tlie 
 outer and the inner world, which make up half the soul 
 of a poet, are undreamed of by Boileau. In his country 
 residence at Auteuil, where La Fontaine would have 
 chirruped like a grasshopper among the blossoms, he 
 sits gloomily thinking of days when he was not so deaf, 
 and mute, and miserable, when dear Racine was living, 
 wlien the weekl}^ dinner in the Rue du Vieux Colombier 
 was a present and glorious reality, and wlien he was 
 able to flatter and please a king. For the best consolers 
 of age bereaved and broken, are the spring and the sun- 
 shine, and the flowers ; and Boileau felt them not. He 
 has, besides, no sympathy with humanity ; men and 
 women are as if they did not exist. Books are every 
 thing — books and the art of making them. Kgnd and 
 consistent friend as he was, there is not a line in all his 
 writings to prove that his heart ever beat for another. 
 He does not praise the dragonnades, it is true ; but he 
 passes over without a tear the sufferings of the miserable 
 people. He goes to the wars, and has no Avord for the 
 wretchedness that war brings with it. He goes up and 
 down the streets of a mighty city, but its pulse does not 
 
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306 BOILEAU. 
 
 beat for him ; the tide of its passions, its sufferings, its 
 inarticulate moanings after better things, affect him not. 
 He is cold, he is unmoved, he is only a workman. Noth- 
 ing moves him. In the loveliest of chapels, in that per- 
 fect dream of architecture, the Sainte-Chapelle, he sees 
 only the fat and greedy canons fighting over their stupid 
 reading-desk. He is unaffected by the pomp of war; 
 he is unmoved by music ; women's eyes have no lustre 
 for him ; there is no trace of any love for children ; there 
 are no tears in the man ; he has no weaknesses, na foibles, 
 no pet sins,^ hardly a single thing by which we can rec- 
 ognize him as one of ourselves. Now, most of us are 
 happiest in the company of sinners. 
 
 But he reaches his own ideal. He shows the French 
 how to make perfect verse — of a kind. He prepared 
 the country for the reception of genius when genius 
 should come. In Lamar tine, in Alfred de Musset, we 
 see the poet working with the tools of Boileau the 
 versifier. 
 
 Even on his own narrow ground he has no enthu- 
 siasm ; coldly, firmly, he lays down his rules, and judges 
 his contemporaries by them. He is without elevation 
 because he is without enthusiasm ; he is without enthu- 
 siasm because he is a slave to his rules. He is like a 
 canal, of uniform width and regulated depth, and just 
 as a canal might do, he is for ever heaping derision and 
 contempt on those licentious and self-willed rivers which 
 have no law but their own fancy, and run as deep as 
 they please and as broad as they please. 
 
 1 He twice in his life got drunk; is once said to have danced; 
 once showed considerable powers as a mimic ; and once went, I am 
 sorry to say, with Racine, to call on La Champmesle. But what is 
 this, in a life of seventy years ? 
 
HIS REAL WORK, 307 
 
 I have said above what was his mission in life. It 
 remains to say that he did his work with a thorough- 
 ness which left nothing to desire. The luxurious law- 
 lessness which allowed a Th^ophile to run riot, and 
 made the pre-Boileau literature a wild field, grown 
 over with weeds and encumbered with filth, was effect- 
 ually and completely checked. That was alone a grand 
 achievement. And for a hundred years the literary 
 influence of Boileau kept French poetry within his 
 limits, narrow but wholesome, of form, of thought, of 
 expression. 
 
 After all, to have done a great work in one's genera- 
 tion, sensibly to have improved manners, without con- 
 tradiction to have advanced the great cause of order, 
 civilization, culture — is not this the very highest form 
 of glory ? Who, beside this great and splendid crown, 
 which is undoubtedly due to our Nicolas, will com- 
 pare the crown which he so ardently desired, of true 
 and immortal poet? As for that, he actually had all 
 the consolation which the latter croAvn can give, be- 
 cause he wore it in fancy on his brows. Men there are 
 in every age who go about adorned with this imaginary 
 coronet. It makes them happ}^ ; it adds to their real 
 worth by magnifying their self-conceit ; it gives bright- 
 ness to their days, dignity to their step, the carefulness 
 of pride to the goings of their feet. The cause is but 
 a copy of verses, perhaps, in a Poet's Corner, but it is 
 enough. Surely, of all blessed gifts the most blessed 
 is the gift of self-respect — conceit, assurance. Lord, 
 make our boys conceited ! 
 
 It is the quality which I most admire in Boileau. 
 He steps to the front at once — setat. twenty-four — and 
 stands there as if he were in his right place, and knew 
 it. From that position he issues decrees, judges his 
 
808 BOILEAU. 
 
 elders, including big brother Gilles, and condemns his 
 contemporaries. Nobody tries to pull him down, nobody 
 disputes his right to be there. So grand with it too. 
 He concedes to the king his claim to be another Alex- 
 ander of Macedon ; but in matters of verse the king 
 must give way to him. Nothing more delightful to 
 contemplate than the magnificent air of this perruked 
 dictator of good taste ; nothing more comic, if it were 
 not a little sad, than to see how the poor creatures whom 
 he ridicules creep back to their ignoble cells and die of 
 a broken heart. Like the pigs — I mean no disrespect, 
 though the pig's exterior has not received the attention 
 'given to some animals — like the German swineherd's 
 pigs, they tremble if the whip is raised, they scream if it 
 is in the air, they are crushed if it fall upon their back. 
 The whip falls but seldom, and only on the incorrigi- 
 ble, for Boileau is a good-natured dictator. Yes, next 
 to his self-respect I admire his admirable good-nature. 
 Read the savage lines of glorious John when he hap- 
 pens to have a difference of opinion with any one. 
 Read the spiteful lines of ill-natured Pope when he 
 wants to say a nasty thing, and then read Boileau and 
 mark the difference. 
 
 In most men's letters wiM be found some hint, if not 
 a clear revelation, of the real man's nature. Not so in 
 those of Boileau. The pedantry of style affects them 
 all; he writes as if he knew they were to be shown 
 about; he writes, however, of the things nearest his 
 heart. These are, first, the literary topics of the day, 
 the merits of an imitation, the turning of a phrase, and 
 the affairs of Versailles. Now and then, but to Racine 
 only, he writes of himself, but not often enough to give 
 us the sympathy for him and his troubles which we can 
 feel for those who tell their friends all their troubles. 
 
HIS LETTERS. 
 
 309 
 
 It is all because he was a solitary child and a solitary 
 man. He was deficient in that great quality, the capa- 
 bility of love, which mostly binds us all together, and 
 makes us sensitive to the sufferings, the hopes, the dis- 
 appointments, and the joys of men and women, boys 
 and girls. In spite of all he was an unselfish man, a 
 generous man, charitable, compassionate, good-natured, 
 a master of language, of keen if narrow intellect, and 
 of perfect taste. But — he was not a poet. 
 
Chapter XV. 
 MOLIERE. 
 
 "He the best player! " cried Partridge. "Why, I could act as -well as he 
 myself. In that scene where you told me he acted so fine, why. Lord help me, 
 any man would have done exactly the same." — Fielding. 
 
 " /^^ O," said grandfather Cressd to little Jean-Baptiste 
 ^-^ Poquelin ; " go to the Hotel de Bourgogne. 
 There, at least, you will be out of mischief." The boy- 
 went, and that was the beginning of all the mischief, 
 for the dramatic faculty of Moliere was first awakened 
 by those boyish visits to the play. 
 
 By this time, the French drama, of which I have as 
 yet said nothing, having got well out of the " Ferrex 
 and Porrex" school was going through those successive 
 steps of development which belong to the history of 
 the modern stage in every country. The mysteries and 
 moralities, the farces and sottises, which' had delighted 
 Villon and Marot were at last finished and put away, 
 and the Confr^rie de la Passion, a brotherhood which 
 had lasted for a hundred years and more, finally handed 
 over their h6tel to the new comedians in 1588, and after 
 enjoying the rents in peace for forty years, at last had 
 even these taken away from them and were finally 
 abolished. 
 
 To be sure they died hard, and made as good a fight 
 as could be expected of people whose very bread de- 
 pended on the maintenance of their popularity. The 
 
JODELLE. 311 
 
 first blow at the old order of things was struck in 1552, 
 when Jodelle produced his famous classical tragedy of 
 "Cleopatra," after the model of Seneca's plays. It was 
 acted before Henry II. and all. his court at Rheims, by 
 the poet himself and his friends the scholars and poets 
 of the Pleiad. The king congratulated the author, and 
 gave him five hundred crowns, after which, Ronsard, 
 Baif, R^mi, Belleau, and La Peruse went with Jodelle to 
 Arceuil, where, after the manner of the ancients, and 
 brimful of classical ardor, they offered the poet a he- 
 goat crowned with flowers. In the same year, Jodelle 
 wrote his " Dodo " and his " Eugene," a tragedy and a 
 comedy. The Confreres, seriously alarmed at the suc- 
 cess of the new drama, made desperate efforts to regain 
 their position. First and foremost, Jodelle must be ac- 
 cused of atheism. A man,indeed,who had consented to 
 the sacrifice of a he-goat could be nothing but an atheist. 
 Ronsard answered the charge, denying the sacrifice, and 
 Jodelle, who wrote no more plays, became, after he had 
 spent the five hundred crowns with Lesbia and Lalage, 
 quite after the manner of the ancients, a drunken 
 hanger-on at court, arranging ballets and divertisse- 
 ments of all kinds for the king, dying in great misery 
 and poverty at the age of forty. The poverty of Jo- 
 delle did the Confreres no harm, but the growing taste 
 for learning and their own dulness killed them. It was 
 in vain that the morality became more moral, for the 
 people would not return to their old paths. Where 
 one devil was formerly held up to ignominy on the 
 stage, now two, four, even eight — just as we sometimes 
 see two or even three clowns in a pantomime — capered, 
 played their tricks — these all stale and threadbare — 
 and were brought to confusion. But it was too late ; 
 the more devils there were the more the people yawned ; 
 
812 MO LI ERE, 
 
 and the brotherhood, who knew very well that the Paris- 
 ian's yawn is as fatal to a drama as the Roman's thumb 
 was to a gladiator, perceived with anguish that a snug 
 and lucrative family business was gone to pieces, and 
 that the mediaeval drama was really done and ended. 
 
 During Moliere's boyhood there were three theatres in 
 Paris, for the company at the Confreres' old theatre, the 
 Htjtel de Bourgogne, grew so popular that it was found 
 necessary to divide it into two and establish a new thea- 
 tre, that of the Marais ; both of these theatres acted under 
 license and with privilege. In addition to them was the 
 Itahan company, which played at the Hotel de Petit 
 Bourbon. And besides these, Richelieu, himself, as we 
 know, an aspirant for dramatic glory, caused two thea- 
 tres, one of which held two thousand spectators, to be 
 built in his own palace, to which the public were not 
 admitted. 
 
 At the ItaUan house the pieces were principally im- 
 promptu farces, in which the plot of the piece, probably 
 also some of the dialogue, was first carefully put to- 
 gether, and every incident assigned to its proper act and 
 scene, while the words were supplied by the actors them- 
 selves, who trusted to their mother- wit to help them 
 through. The best actor among them called himself 
 Arlequin, a name assumed by him out of gratitude to 
 his patron, the great and good Achille de Harlay — he 
 is almost forgotten now, but was in his day a foremost 
 man in France ^ — a man so loyal that his heart was said 
 to be sown with jieurs-deAis. It seems a strange irony 
 of fate, that the name of so eminent and good a man 
 should now survive only in that of Arlequin's lineal de- 
 
 ' Not that Harlay- Champvallon, Archbishop of Paris, of whom 
 we shallhear something more farther on. 
 
ARLEQUIN. 313 
 
 scendant, the pantomime man with the mask and lath. Of 
 Arlequin's ready wit many stories are told. Being asked, 
 for instance, of what disease his father had died, he said 
 it was of grief, *' at seeing himself hanged." And one 
 day in a very thin house. Columbine whispering a secret 
 to him : " Speak up," he said, '' nobody will hear you." 
 Of Arlequin, too, is told that celebrated and well-worn 
 story which belongs to the life of every comic actor. 
 " Go and see Arlequin," the doctor told him, '' he will 
 cure you." "Alas!" cried the unfortunate buffoon, 
 " then I am a dead man, because I am myself Arle- 
 quin." After him came Scaramouche, whose real name 
 was Fiorelli. This extraordinary being possessed the 
 admirable power of boxing his own ears with his feet, 
 and long after he was seventy years of age used to strike 
 his audience with delight and awe by doing it. Moliere, 
 M(^nage says, never missed an opportunity of going to 
 see him. 
 
 As for the pieces performed by the French companies 
 — those on which the mind of the future dramatist and 
 actor was nurtured — they were principally the earlier 
 plays of Corneille, with those of Rotrou, Quinault, and 
 Kacan. Real comedy, as yet, was not in existence. Pas- 
 torals there were, and hergeries^ graceful, pretty, and con- 
 ventional, with broad and coarse farces, prodigal in 
 situations if in nothing else, from which Moliere might 
 have learned the power of dramatic reality. Such com- 
 edies as the boy would see at the Hotel de Bourgogne 
 were chiefly of the Spanish school, turning on intrigue 
 and love quarrels, of which his own " Depit Amoureux," 
 or the motif oi Horace's "Donee gratus eram tibi" is a 
 favorable example. Corneille's " Mclite " was already 
 on the stage, and Alexandre Hardy, who encumbered 
 the literature of his age by some hundreds of com- 
 
314 MOLIERE. 
 
 edies, of whicli not one survives, and who once com- 
 posed, wrote, and put on the stage a five-act play in 
 three days, was the stock author of comedy. And his 
 plays, neither satirical, nor real, nor moral, were de- 
 pendent entirely on situations. 
 
 Low comedy, or rather buffoonery, was represented 
 by an immortal trio of actors, rejoicing in the stage 
 names of Gros Guillaume, Gaultier Garguille, and Tur- 
 lupiii. Rumor went that their greatness was achieved 
 rather than born with them, and that in earl}^ life they 
 had all three been adepts in the art and mystery of 
 baking. In the intervals of kneading they developed, 
 this wonderful triad of bakers, a talent for mimicr}^ so 
 prodigious that it could not be lost to the world ; and 
 so, yielding to the irresistible call of destiny, they 
 stuck up a stage on trestles, where, with the aid of 
 scenery rudely painted on old boat-sails, they began to 
 make the Parisians laugh first at fair-time, when all 
 privileges and monopolies were suspended, and after- 
 wards venturing to continue until they should be 
 stopped by the law. They became so popular that the 
 Hotel de Bourgogne found them formidable competi- 
 tors, and brought a formal complaint against them for 
 unlicensed acting. Cardinal Richelieu heard the case ; 
 sent for them, made them act in his presence, and 
 laughed till the tears ran down his cheeks ; and though 
 he forbade them to go on breaking the law he ordered 
 the Hotel de Bourgogne to receive them in their com- 
 pany. " Your theatre is excessivel}^ dull," said the 
 cardinal ; " perhaps by the help of these men it will be 
 a little more lively." 
 
 They composed their own pieces, would not allow 
 any women to act with them, and, scorning the con- 
 ventional dress of the stage, dressed exactly as seemed 
 
GROS GUILLAUME. 315 
 
 best to them. Gros Guillaume was an immensely fat 
 man — so fat that he used two belts, which made him 
 look like a walking cask. He wore no mask, as was 
 the custom in comic acting (hence Plarlequin's mask in 
 our pantomime), but covered his face with flour. A mel- 
 ancholy solemnity accompanied and set off his acting, 
 and a painful disorder to which he was subject some- 
 times seized him on the stage and caused tears of pain 
 to rise into his eyes. The spectacle of real physical 
 suffering in the midst of a farce was quite a new feature 
 of comedy, and proved immensely successful. Gaultier 
 Garguille was as thin as his colleague was fat. Nature, 
 mindful of his destiny, had been bountiful indeed to 
 him. An excessively long, lean body, supported by 
 straight legs of attenuated proportions, but as supple as 
 those of Scaramouche, terminated in a round red face, 
 while his voice had a rich nasal twang. He generally 
 took the parts of schoolmasters and pedants, and sang 
 his own songs. 
 
 Turlupin — who, when he acted tragedy, took the 
 name of Belleville — owed his celebrity, like Arlequin, 
 to his powers of improvisation. The three acted to- 
 gether in an unbroken friendship for nearly fifty years ; 
 then, venturing to imitate a trick of gesture of a well- 
 known magistrate, they fell into trouble. The other 
 two escaped, but poor Gros Guillaume was too fat to 
 run away and got caught. Put into prison, he was seized 
 with so terrible a fear that he incontinently expired, and 
 his two comrades, preserving to the last a friendship 
 worthy of being placed side by side with that of Damon 
 and Pythias, both died of grief in the same week. 
 
 The costumes and scenery of the stage were effective 
 enough, if simple. As the king's servants, the actors 
 were obliged to follow the court ; the scenery seems to 
 
316 MOLIERE. 
 
 have been painted on canvas, unrolled and hung up at 
 the end of the hall. " Flies," or side-scenes, of course 
 were impossible, because the sides of the stage were 
 crowded with benches, occupied by those who could 
 afford to pay for the privilege of sitting there. A change 
 of scene, when required, could be easily effected by 
 dropping another painted roll. MoHere's plays, how- 
 ever, are generally written for a single scene, an in- 
 terior, furnished. It is probable that in the private 
 performances before the court, there was no stage at 
 all, and the actors waited at the side till it was their 
 turn to go on, when they crossed an imaginary line and 
 were immediately supposed to be visible. Thus the 
 " Bourgeois Gentilhomme " was first performed at the 
 Chateau de Chambord, and the room shown there as 
 the scene of the performance is clearly too small to ad- 
 mit of any but the simplest appliances. In front of the 
 stage stretched the parterre^ or pit, the admission to 
 which was ten sous, till Molicre raised it to fifteen. It 
 had no seats or benches, everybody standing. ^ Nor was 
 it till 1782 that the Com(3die Frangaise, the mother of 
 all stage improvements, introduced benches, and there- 
 fore quiet, into this noisy and turbulent area ; while it 
 was only in 1760 that they were enabled, at great pecu- 
 niary sacrifice, to get rid of the seats on the stage and 
 have the boards entirely to themselves. 
 
 The dresses were, of course, quite conventional. An 
 actor's theatrical wardrobe consisted de rigueur of an 
 expensive suit in the richest fashion of the time. Riche- 
 lieu, for instance, gave Bellerose a new suit for his part 
 in '' Le Menteur ; " Moliere presented Mondori, when 
 he was in distress, with an acting dress ; and actors are 
 criticised for allowing care for their plumes to interfere 
 with the fire of their acting. Certain, marks of distinc- 
 
THEATRICAL COSTUME. 817 
 
 tion were made. A hero or a king wore a laurel wreath 
 in his wig ; Moliere's enemies declared that he carried 
 a whole grove on his head. A warrior put on a cuirass ; 
 swords, of course, were worn ; and it was not difficult 
 to assume the appearance, when required, of an exempt^ 
 a magistrate, or a physician. Actresses, for their part, 
 appeared in the richest dresses they could command, 
 regardless of the parts they were to sustain. Absurd- 
 ities and anachronisms of costume naturally occurred, 
 but do not appear to have struck the audiences of the 
 time as ludicrous. While, for instance, great Hector 
 trod the boards in a cuirass and classic buskin, with a 
 gigantic wig of the seventeenth century, it was fortu- 
 nate if he did not think it due to his position to crown 
 the perruque with a helmet, fondly supposed to repre- 
 sent the casque Avhich.fell by the banks of the Simois. 
 Moliere, who took things as he found them and was no 
 reformer of stage accessories, cared little enough about 
 such anachronisms. Probably he was as used to them as 
 we are to the neat hrodequins and bright dresses of those 
 conventional village maidens, whom we gladly accept in 
 place of the clodhopping wenches of our own secluded 
 hamlets. Moreover, though one wonders how Psyche 
 and Amour were dressed, most of Moliere's plays belong 
 to his own time. Racine tried to effe<3t a reform, but no 
 one seconded him ; the great Baron himself played the 
 part of Misael, in the " Maccabees," dressed as a Paris 
 bourgeois ; and when Hercules appeared on the stage it 
 was in the coat and wig of the seventeenth century, 
 while his strength was indicated by rolling back his 
 CLifPs, and a small log of wood on his left shoulder served 
 to represent his club. Apollo, on the other hand, made 
 his godhead apparent to all by wearing a yellow plate 
 fixed conspicuously behind the left ear. 
 
818 MOLIERE, 
 
 . It was more than a hundred years later that a reform 
 was really begun. In 1747 the Italian company acted 
 a comedy, the scene of which was laid in Spain, in 
 Spanish costume. In 1753 Madame Favart took the 
 part of a village girl, dressed really en paysanne ; and 
 then, the thin edge of the wedge being introduced, re- 
 form went on merrily, till Talma put the cou]p de grdce to 
 the old system at the end of the last century, and every 
 actor began to study how best to dress his part. 
 
 To Moliere's time, if not to his company, belongs the 
 first attempt to raise the social status of actors. The 
 earliest comedians, those who succeeded the Confrerie 
 de la Passion, led lives of pure and unbridled license. 
 They enjoyed no social position, and obeyed no social 
 law. Excommunicated by the church, they considered 
 themselves freed from all restraints save those only 
 imposed by the magistrates. They got their money 
 freely and spent it carelessly. Hear what Moliere says 
 himself : — 
 
 . Our profession is the last resource of those who can find nothing 
 better to do, or of those who want to do no work. To go on the 
 stage is to plunge a dagger into your parents' hearts. You think, 
 perhaps, that it has its advantages. You are mistaken. We are, 
 if you please, the favorites of the great, but we are also the slaves 
 of their whims and caprices. . . . Whether we like it or not, we 
 must march at the first order, and give pleasure to others, while we 
 are ourselves suffering from all kinds of vexation ; we must endure 
 the rudeness of those with whom we have to live, and compete for 
 the good graces of a public which has the right of grumbling at us 
 in return for the money which they give us. 
 
 Considering who and what the actors of the time 
 were, it is not surprising that M. Poquelin pere^ most 
 respectable of upholsterers, should object to his son's 
 going upon the stage. It was not for this that he had 
 sent him to the College de Clermont, to the lectures of 
 
SOCIAL STATUS. 319 
 
 Gassendi, and that he had regretfully consented to his 
 giving up trade and going to the bar. Fate was too 
 strong, and the only concession the old man could gain 
 was that his son should change his name — a practice 
 common enough among the actors then as now. But 
 in becoming an actor, Moliere did much to raise the 
 character of the profession. In the first place, he had 
 belongings. His father had not been hanged, as had 
 happened to some actors. Next, he was a scholar and 
 a lawyer. He had not been, as some comedians, a. baker 
 or a lackey or a prison-bird. No one could bring up 
 disagreeable antecedents against him. He was also a 
 servant of the crown, being one of the king's valets de 
 chamhre. Again, he was a special favorite and protegS 
 of the king, who took delight in showing him favor, and 
 protected the profession b}^ declaring it in no way de- 
 rogatory to a gentleman to become an actor. And his 
 writings helped. An actor who was also a scholar ; a 
 comedian who Avas an author and the friend of Boileau 
 and La Fontaine ; a player who held his own among 
 courtiers and was a favorite with the king ; a man who 
 could make a house hold their sides with laughing, who 
 yet was not a drunken profligate, but lived reputably ; 
 the leader of a theatrical company who yet set himself 
 up as a satirist and a censor morum : this was a new 
 thing in the land, and was accepted first with astonish- 
 ment and secondly with respect. For the rest, an 
 actor's life then was much the same as it is now. 
 Favorites were recognized ; debutants were received 
 with hesitation ; it took time to make a mark, and suc- 
 cess was often a lottery. There was a spice of danger, 
 belonging naturally to a time when the pit was filled 
 with armed men always ready for a row. Once, for 
 instance, when the king took away from his musketeers 
 
320 MOLIERE, 
 
 and gentlemen of the guard the privilege of free admis- 
 sion, there was a kind of O. P. riot. The excluded 
 soldiers, by way of asserting their rights, came in a 
 body to the theatre, and after murdering the porter, 
 rushed into the house with the intention of sacrificing 
 all the comedians. Actors and actresses scuttled off in 
 wild terror. B^jart, the younger, who happened to be 
 dressed as an old man, appeased the tumult by hobbling 
 on the stage and imploring the mob at least to spare the 
 life of an old man who had but a few days left. Then 
 Moli^re, the persuasive, addressed them in honeyed 
 words, and convinced them of their unreason. Nothing 
 seems to have been said about the unfortunate porter. 
 One of the actors in his terror endeavored to escape 
 through a window too small for him. He got his head 
 and shoulders through, but the rest of him refused to 
 follow, and he stuck there, screaming in an agony of 
 terror lest some unfair advantage should be taken of 
 his position, till his friends released him by taking out 
 a bar. 
 
 But let us leave the theatre, and turn to our author. 
 He Avas born at Paris on the fifteenth day of January, 
 1622, the eldest of ten children ; his father and relations 
 being respectable bourgeois^ connected with upholstery, 
 tapestry, and so forth ; his father being also valet de 
 chamhre in the royal household. Young Jean-Baptiste 
 received the best education possible at the College de 
 Clermont, and afterwards followed the courses of the 
 illustrious Gassendi, with whom he had for fellow- 
 students Chapelle, Bernier, Hesnault, and Cyrano de 
 Bergerac, among others. He here imbibed a profound 
 respect for Lucretius, whom he tried to translate, when 
 he began to study law as a profession. But all his 
 earlier projects were thrown to the winds when he took 
 
EDUCATION. 821 
 
 to acting. For while frequenting the courts he fre- 
 quented the theatre as well, and at length joined a 
 band of young men, students chiefly, like himself, with 
 whom he acted for pleasure at first, at fair-time, the 
 company being known by the name of " I'lUustre 
 Thdatre." They held together for a year or two, when 
 the troop was broken up, and Moliere, Avith the Bcjarts 
 and a few more, set off on a journey, which was des- 
 tined to last for twelve years, through the provinces as 
 professional actors. And before taking the decisive step 
 of adopting the stage as a profession, the young man 
 changed his name, and was henceforth known as Moliere. 
 Why he took that name, or where he found it, I do not 
 know ; ^ but from the age of twenty -two the name of 
 Poquelin belonged to him no more. Arouet and Po- 
 quelin, — they are bourgeois names which convey no 
 meaning to most people ; and very likely the stocks 
 still exist in France, producing respectable and godly 
 people. By what freak of nature does a family, other- 
 wise commonplace and level, suddenly push forth one 
 shoot which is to be a glory to the whole world, and 
 then never distinguish itself again ? 
 
 The change of name is significant. It marks, first, 
 obedience to a custom which has more or less prevailed 
 to the present day — a custom which ought to be dis- 
 continued, if only because it springs originally from 
 contempt of an actor's calling. But it shows also how, 
 in taking a step which seemed then to condemn him, in 
 the eyes of respectability, to social infamy, young 
 Poquelin broke voluntarily with the whole of his 
 family. Henceforth we never hear of them in connec- 
 
 ' There was a French poet of that name who died about the 
 year of Moliere's birth. Perhaps he was known to some of the 
 Poquelin family. 
 
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322 MOLIERE, 
 
 tion with Him at all. They were strangers to him. 
 Tbe}^ have another name. No doubt it was shame and 
 grief to them to see the vagabond actor come back to 
 Paris, after bis Odyssean wanderings, and become at 
 once the favorite of the court. We can imagine his 
 brothers and cousins agreeing never to mention his 
 name. In the family reunions his place is filled up by 
 another. There is, of course, no idea that he has 
 achieved a greatness which upholstery could never 
 conve}-. Even if this were so,, we may fancy them 
 solemnly shaking their heads, and agreeing that so- 
 lidity of purse, after all, forms the best basis for repu- 
 tation. Perhaps they were right. It is better to be 
 comfortable, to work little, to live well, to have your 
 neighbor's esteem, than to fight like a gladiator for the 
 world's applause. It is better, in the autumn of your 
 days, to retire to a suburban villa, and bask in the sun, 
 at peace with all mankind. We have but one life in 
 r. . this world, and there is plenty to be said in favor of 
 'i\ making it comfortable. 
 
 So Moliere set forth on his appointed tour with his 
 friends the Bejarts, of whom more presently. This 
 part of his life, the most obscure because only a few 
 traces of him can be discovered here and there, was 
 perhaps the happiest. He was young, successful so far, 
 ambitious ; and, going about with his comedians from 
 place to place, noted silently, in his undemonstrative 
 way, the manners and talk of the people. A silent 
 man, one who would sit at a window and listen, and 
 watch the waj^s of the folk. At Pezenas they used to 
 * show the chair, in a barber's shop, where he would sit 
 for hours, saying nothing, so that his taciturnity was 
 proverbial; Boileau afterwards called him " le contem- 
 plateur," while Moliere himself alludes to this habit of 
 
STROLLING ACTORS, 823 
 
 his with a certain grim humor in the " Critique de 
 I'Ecole cles Femmes : " — 
 
 You know the man and his indolence as regards conversation. 
 She invited him simply on a visit, and he never appeared so stupid 
 as among half a dozen people whom she had asked, as a great 
 favor, to meet him. They stared at him as if he was unlike any 
 other man. They thought he was there to amuse the company 
 with bom-mots: that every word from his lips would be something 
 strange : that he would make impromptus on all that was said, and 
 would call for wine with an epigram, lie deceived their expecta- 
 tions by his silence, and the lady was ill-satisfied with her experi- 
 ment. 
 
 The way of travelling of a strolling company is de- 
 scribed by Scarron in the opening chapter of the 
 " Roman Comique : " — 
 
 It was towards the evening when a cart, drawn by four lean 
 oxen, led by a brood mare whose colt was capering round and 
 round the cart, like a little fool that it was, slowly entered the 
 town. The cart was full of coffers, trunks, and great packets of 
 painted canvas, on the top of which sat a lady dressed in a costume 
 partly of the country, partly of the town. Beside the cart walked 
 a young man who had on breeches like those worn by comedians 
 when they represent a hero of antiquity, and, in place of shoes, 
 antique buskins mudded up to the ankles. 
 
 A third player follows, bearing a violoncello, and the 
 rest of the troupe join them afterwards. In the even- 
 ing, regrets are expressed that the actors are too few to 
 perform a piece ; and the young man tells them that 
 their paucity of numbers is no obstacle, because he can 
 easily take three parts himself. Clothes are borrowed, 
 and they begin to perform, when they are interrupted 
 in the Scarronesque fashion, that is to say, by a quarrel 
 and a free fight. Then that garrulous vagabond, d'As- 
 soucy, tells how he met Moliere, and went on with the 
 company as far as Lyons. 
 
 It is said that the best man in the world gets tired of giving 
 his brothers dinners after a month : but the players were more 
 
324 MOLIERE. 
 
 generous than any brothers, for they kept me at their table a whole 
 winter. ... I never saw so much goodness, so much heartiness, so 
 much honesty, as among these people, well worthy to represent in 
 the world those princes and kings whom they personate every day 
 on the stage. 
 
 In 1654 the Prince de Condd offered to make him his 
 secretary, vice Sarasin, deceased. Moliere had the good 
 sense and the extraordinary good luck to refuse the post, 
 although he was already past the period of early man- 
 hood, and as yet had made no mark. It was in 1658 
 that he returned to Paris, and then, through the good 
 offices of the same prince, performed before the king in 
 the " Nicomede " of Corneille, and received the royal 
 license to establish his company in the theatre of the 
 H6tel de Petit Bourbon, under the title of the Troupe 
 de Monsieur^ every actor being entitled to a pension of 
 300 livres. It was here that for twelve years Moliere's 
 company plaj^ed the pieces which their manager wrote 
 for them, until his death put an end to their power of 
 cohesion. Two or three years after that event they 
 were amalgamated with the H8tel de Bourgogne, which 
 swallowed up, shortly afterwards, the Theatre of the 
 Marais, and the Com^die FrauQaise grew up out of 
 the three. 
 
 Moliere was the stage-manager, principal partner, 
 orator, author, and chief actor. As a manager, he 
 seems to have been despotic, arbitrary, and irritable. 
 Off the stage the most gentle, tractable, and amiable of 
 men : on it the most rigid and inflexible tyrant. The 
 consequence was that his pieces were played with an 
 attention and precision to which the Parisian stage had 
 been previously a stranger. As an actor, he was the 
 greatest artist of his time. " Moliere was comedian 
 from head to foot ; it seemed that he had several differ- 
 
THE MANAGER. 325 
 
 ent voices. Every thing in him B'poke ; and with a step, 
 a smile, a movement of the hand, a dropping of the eye- 
 lash, he imparted more ideas than the greatest talker 
 would have managed to convey in an hour." He did 
 not, however, always undertake the principal parts in 
 his own plays ; and while he was Alceste in the " Mis- 
 anthrope," Jourdain in the " Bourgeois Gentilhomme," 
 he was only Orgon in " Tartuffe." 
 
 The success of his company, which speedily eclipsed 
 the other two, was due not only to the pieces they per- 
 formed, but in a measure to the continued favor and 
 protection of the king. I think indeed that, while it 
 is the fashion to harp upon the unbounded egotism and 
 selfishness of the grand monarque^ too little justice is 
 done him for the patronage he extended to men of 
 letters and learning, and the freedom he allowed to 
 them. We ought to remember the long list of poets 
 and writers who shared the king's bounty and were 
 put on his pension list. It was no slight stimulus to an 
 author to feel that the king was taking an interest in 
 his work, and that, though not without claims to critical 
 ability, he was willing to defer his own judgment to the 
 opinion of better critics. " Who," asked Louis once of 
 Boileau, "is the greatest writer of the day?" "Sire, 
 Moliere." " I had not thought so," replied the king ; 
 " but you know more about those subjects than I do." 
 
 Enemies, envious of his fame, swarmed about the 
 dramatist. Their accusations and scandals have noth- 
 ing to do with us here. One charge, however, he ad- 
 mitted. He borrowed right and left — a " grand et habile 
 'picoreur^'' as Manage calls him. The idea of "Les Pr^- 
 cieuses Ridicules " is borrowed ; Ninon de TEnclos sug- 
 gested that of the " Tartuffe ; " a story of the Count 
 de Grammont, that of the " Mariage Forc^ ; " and the 
 
326 MOLIERE. 
 
 plot of the " ]\'Ialade Imaginaire " is taken from a medi- 
 aeval Latin book called '' Mensa Philosophica." Boileau, 
 La Fontaine, Madame de la Sabliere, even the king, sug- 
 gested situations. Thus the famous phrase, " Le pauvre 
 Jiomme ! " was used by the king. He once invited a 
 certain ecclesiastic to supper. The reverend gentleman 
 declined on the ground of religion, affirming that on fast- 
 days a single collation was all he allowed himself. One 
 of the by-standers laughed ; and, on the king asking the 
 reason, he enumerated a long list of dishes by which 
 the good man had mortified the flesh that day. At the 
 mention of each plat the king exclaimed, " Le pauvre 
 homme ! " 
 
 Moliere's own rivals were of course the bitterest 
 against him. He replied to them much in their own 
 coin, sparing none of the actors of the Hotel de Bour- 
 gogne, except Floridor, the tragedian. The exception 
 was, perhaps, politic, Floridor being a great favorite of 
 the king's, and of a popularity too great for the public 
 to allow any attack upon him. Perhaps, however, it 
 was due to personal friendship. Floridor was worthy 
 of the exception. Alone among actors, no scandal ever 
 attached to his name. His morals were blameless ; his 
 acting was perfect ; his life free from envy and malice, 
 and his conversation from detraction and slander. 
 
 Foremost among the little troupe of which Moliere 
 was king is the name of Bejart. The family o£,Bdjart 
 consisted of two brothers, both conscientious, praise- 
 worthy actors, and three sisters. The eldest was Ma- 
 deleine, Moliere's first flame (she was said to be secretly 
 married to a gentleman of Avignon), the Dorine of his 
 " Tartuffe," and, after the death of her brothers, the 
 principal partner with Moliere in the profits of the com- 
 pany. She was already past the bloom of her beauty 
 
HIS COMPANY. 327 
 
 when the troupe established themselves in Paris, and 
 resigned the principal parts — certainly with regret, and 
 probably with temper — to the younger members. Gene- 
 vieve, the second, had no genius, and it is not clear that 
 she kept the stage long. The youngest sister, Armande 
 Elisabeth Gresinde, became Moliere's wife. 
 
 With regard to the actors of the company, there was, 
 first, Br^court, who deserted them, and went to the 
 Hotel de Bourgogne. Here, performing the part of 
 Timon in his own play with too great vehemence, he 
 broke a blood-vessel and died in consequence. Ap- 
 parently there was a good deal of bawling on the 
 stage at the period, for Brdcourt's manner of death 
 was not singular. Montfleury, who was too fiit for the 
 part, killed himself by over-exertion in the part of 
 Orestes ; and Mondori, as we have seen above, got an 
 apoplectic fit as Herod, and could act no more : '* Homo 
 non periit^ sed periit arfifex^^'w^^ said of him. Br^court 
 created the part of Alain in the '^ Ecole des Femmes." 
 *' This man," said the king, " would make the very 
 stones laugh." 
 
 Beauval, who was born by nature and specially de- 
 signed to act the part of Thomas Diafoirus in the 
 " Malade Imaginaire," and nothing else ; De Brie, 
 whom Molicre only tolerated for the sake of his wife ; 
 De Croisy, a*- gentleman by birth, and the original actor 
 of TartufPe ; L'Espy, the successor of Moliere as the 
 orator ; Du Pare, called " Gros Ren^ ; " and Le Noir de 
 la Thouiliiere, who would have been a glorious actor of 
 tragedy but for an unfortunate face, which spoiled all 
 tragic effect by its irrepressible jollity, nearly make up 
 the list of his actors. Only one more must be men- 
 tioned — the great, the illustrious Baron, Moliere's pupil, 
 the darling of the stage, and of half the fine ladies in 
 
328 MOLIERE. 
 
 Paris ; the finest, the handsomest, and the vainest actor 
 that Paris had ever seen. "A comedian," said Baron, 
 " is brought up in the lap of kings. I have read all 
 histories, ancient and modern. I find that Nature has 
 produced in every age a crowd of heroes and great 
 men. Prodigal in every other respect, she has beer 
 niggardly in this alone, for I find only two great 
 comedians, Roscius and myself ! " 
 
 He acted M^licerte when he was only thirteen years 
 old, but when Moliere's wife boxed his ears he gave up 
 the part and left the company in dudgeon. He came 
 back at the age of eighteen, as handsome as an angel, 
 and played Amour to Mile. Moliere's Pysch^. There 
 was no more boxing of ears between them, but, unfortu- 
 nately, quite the contrary. Baron left the stage at the 
 age of thirty, and returned to it again after thirty years' 
 absence. His reputation had actually survived through 
 a whole generation. He left it no more, playing better 
 than ever until he died. 
 
 The actresses all bore the title of " Mademoiselle ; " 
 not that they were unmarried, but because in those days 
 no hourgeoise was privileged to bear the title of " Ma- 
 dame." The most popular among the company of the 
 Palais Royal was Mile. De Brie. If Madeleine Bejart 
 was his first love, the De Brie was certainly Moliere's 
 second. She was also the fourth, because after the first 
 rupture with his wife he returned to her to find in her 
 society some alleviation from his domestic miseries. 
 She first played the part of Agnes in the " Ecole des 
 Femmes," and was so popular in it that the public 
 would have no one else so long as she lived ; and she 
 played it till the age of sixty-four. Like many actresses, 
 she had the art of preserving her beauty, as an epi- 
 gram written upon her testifies : — 
 
HIS ACTRESSES, 329 
 
 If her beauty, though fading, outrivals 
 
 Our youngest and loveliest queen, 
 Say, since she's so charming at sixty, 
 
 What must she have been at sixteen ? 
 
 Moliere's troubles in his efforts to keep the peace 
 between Madeleine B^jart, Mile. De Brie, and his wife 
 were sometimes too much for his philosophy. Chapelle 
 brought him comfort by comparing him to Jupiter, try- 
 ing to keep his three goddesses in good temper, and 
 referred him to Homer : — 
 
 Your trouble is vain. Read the tale and reflect: 
 
 The moral you cannot but see ; 
 It teaches the folly of men who expect 
 
 That three women will ever agree. 
 Take comfort by Homer's experience there, 
 
 And own he is sanguine indeed. 
 Who ventures in credulous confidence where 
 
 Great Jupiter ne'er could succeed. 
 
 Mile, du Pare, in her youth more beautiful than 
 De Brie, excelled in dancing. She was the inventor 
 of an attraction to the stage which we are too apt to 
 think belongs to the moderns : " Elle faisait certaines 
 cabrioles remarquables, et on voyoit ses jambes, au 
 moyen d'une jupe qui ^toit ouverte des deux cotds, 
 avec des has de soye." Mile. Beauval, the first Nicole 
 of the " Bourgeois Gentilhomme," was popular and 
 pretty, though the king disliked her voice. She en- 
 riched the state, if not her husband, by the production 
 of four-and-twenty children. Mile. De Grange was 
 ugly and bad ; Mile. Beaupr^ was pretty and good ; 
 and De Croisy's wife and dgiughter, of whom there is 
 nothing to say, make up the list. 
 
 Remains only Moliere's wife. 
 
 This is her portrait, drawn by her husband : — 
 
330 MOLIERE. 
 
 ** Her eyes are small." 
 
 " True, they are small ; but they are full of liglit, the brightest 
 and most winning possible." 
 
 "Her mouth is large." 
 
 " Yes ; but it has graces that you never see in any other mouth. 
 The very sight of it inspires desire — it is the most attractive, the 
 most lovable mouth in the world." 
 
 " She is not tall enough." 
 
 " No; but her carriage is easy and graceful." 
 
 "As for her wit " — 
 
 " She has plenty — the finest and most delicate." 
 
 " Her conversation " — 
 
 " Her conversation is charming." 
 
 " She is as capricious as possible." 
 
 " Well, I like a beautiful woman to be capricious. Her caprices 
 become her." 
 
 Because little Armande had grown up under his own 
 eyes, had been pleased by his kindness, had learned to 
 look upon him as her best friend, and had run to him 
 for -help in all her childish troubles, he imagined that 
 she would find it easy to love him. So practised an ol^- 
 server should have known that familiarity is the greatest 
 enemy to love ; that where there is no mystery, nothing 
 unknown, there can be no room for the imagination ; 
 that gratitude makes a bad soil for the growth of love. 
 He met with neither love nor gratitude, for the woman 
 was worthless. She used her sweet voice and her winning 
 ways to cajole her husband, and gave her affections to 
 other men. 
 
 It is Chapelle who tells us Moliere's own sufferings 
 v/-ith his wife : — 
 
 " Have you ever loved any woman at all? " Moliere asked me. 
 " I have certainly been in love," said Chapelle, "but only as a 
 man of sense ought to be." " Then," replied Moliere, " you have 
 never loved any one: you have mistaken the shadow of love for 
 love itself. ... I was naturally endowed with the greatest incli- 
 nation to tenderness, and as I thought that my efforts might in- 
 
HIS WIFE. 331 
 
 spire in my wife those sentiments which time could not destroy, I 
 spared no effort to succeed. As she was very young when I mar- 
 ried her, I knew nothing of her vicious inclinations, and thought ray- 
 self a little less unhappy than most of those who enter upon similar 
 engagements. Therefore marriage did not cause me to relax in 
 my attentions: but T found so much indifference in her that 1 began 
 to think all my care useless, and to perceive that what she felt for 
 me was very far from what I had hoped. ... I spared nothing at 
 the first knowledge I had of her guilty passion for the Count de 
 Guichy to conquer my own feelings, seeing the impossibility of 
 changing hers. I called to my assistance all that might help to 
 console me. I considered her as a person whose one merit was her 
 innocence: this gone, she had no other. I formed the resolution of 
 living with her as an honest man may with a light-minded wife, one, 
 that is, who is sufficiently persuaded that his reputation does not 
 tlepend on her bad conduct. . . . But I found that a woman with- 
 out much beauty, relying only on the intellect that I had trained 
 in lier, was able in an instant to destroy all my philosophy. Her 
 presence caused me to forget all my resolutions, and the very first 
 words she uttered in her own defence left me so convinced that 
 my suspicions were ill founded that I asked her pardon for my 
 credulity. . . . Every thing in' the world connects itself in my 
 heart with her; the idea of her has so seized me that I can think 
 of nothing iu her absence which gives me the least pleasure." 
 
 Moli^re ventured to put his personal feelings even 
 more plainly upon the stage. In the " Misanthrope " 
 he gives to Ci^b'mdne, a fart taken hy his wife, all her 
 coquetry ; and to Alceste, his own part, he assigns all 
 the weakness of a man who endeavors in vain to com- 
 bat a passion for an unworthy object. Did Mile. 
 Moli^re herself perceive what the story of their life 
 makes so plain to us ? 
 
 Non, I'amour que je sens pour cette jeune veuve 
 Ne ferme point mes yeux aux defauts qu'on lui treuve: 
 Et je suis, quelque ardeur qu'elle m'ait pu donner, 
 Le premier a les voir comme ^ les condamner. 
 Mais, avec tout cela, quoi que je puisse faire, 
 Je conf esse mon f aible ; elle a I'art de me plaire ; 
 
332 MOLlkRE. 
 
 J'jii beau voir ses defauts et j'ai beau I'en blamer, 
 En depit qu'on en ait elle se fait aimer, 
 Sa grace est la plus forte; et, sans doute, ma flamme 
 De ces vices du temps pourra purger son ame. 
 
 But Moliere, as his friend Chapelle, not like St. Peter, 
 " himself a married man," told him, was not the only- 
 great man unhappy in his wife. 
 
 It was true, but it brought no consolation. It soothes 
 no unhappy man to reflect that others are more unhappy- 
 still. Other great men have been mated with worth- 
 less wives ; none with a Avife so worthless as Arraande 
 B^jart. Again and again Moliere forgave her ; but 
 things could not always go on so, and they agreed at 
 last to separate, living, however, under one roof. A 
 year before Moliere's death they were reunited, and 
 a month before he died his wife gave him a child, 
 which died in infancy. Perhaps had her husband lived 
 longer, even this hard-hearted woman might have been 
 touched by such continual kindness, such unmerited 
 love. 
 
 His first great triumph was in 1659, when he put on 
 the stage his- " Prdcieuses Ridicules." The success of 
 the play was undoubted from the first. " Courage, 
 Moliere," cried an old man from the pit, " this is real 
 comedy.^' And Menage, who was then with Chapelain, 
 remarked, as they went out, " Monsieur, we have ap- 
 proved of all these absurdities which have just been 
 criticised so finely and with such good sense. After 
 this, as Saint-Remi said to Clovis, we must burn what 
 we have adored, and adore what we have burned." 
 Manage relates the story himself, but as it was told 
 some years after the event, very likely it never hap- 
 pened at all. Many prophetic reputations have been 
 based upon a fortunate memory. 
 
HIS SUCCESS. 338 
 
 But after this his success is assured ; his career as 
 the greatest dramatist of France is one continued tri- 
 umphal march. He is loaded with favors by the king ; 
 he can hold his own against the insolent nobles who are 
 jealous of his favor ; he has a large income ; he has a 
 country-house at Auteuil : and, as we have seen, against 
 all this, he has a wife who deceives him. And then, 
 too, he has delicate health and is in constant anxiety 
 about the future. Only he is happy in his friendships, 
 for to Auteuil come Boileau, Racine, Chapelle, Bachau- 
 mont, and all the crowd of scholars and free-thinkers 
 — for Moliere was not a religious man. Grave, sober, 
 contemplative, no careless scoffer, he yet evidently con- 
 sidered religion as something which had no concern with 
 him. Perhaps it was the consciousness of being excom- 
 municated, for if you are sentenced beforehand it hardly 
 matters what you say or do. Perhaps it was the absorp- 
 tion of his whole mind into his art. Great masters are 
 impatient sometimes of things like disease, religion, 
 poverty, other people's troubles, which disturb the quiet 
 in which an artist loves to sit, and obtrude a troublesome 
 personality. Moliere shows no religion either in his life 
 or in his writings, and he found the comfort and pleasure 
 of his life in the society of those friends I have named, 
 and such ladies, as Ninon de I'Enclos and Madame de 
 la Sabliere (before her conversion), as would receive a 
 player into their society. 
 
 But he had what we may call the common sense of re- 
 ligion. He was not, for instance, like Bautru, who would 
 take off his hat to a crucifix, remarking, " Nous nous 
 saluons, mais nous ne nous parlous pas." Nor was he 
 like Bachaumont, who, after a long life of profligacy, 
 reformed at the last, and used to say that " un honnete 
 homme doit vivre h, la porte de I'eglise et mourir dans la 
 
334 MOLIERE, 
 
 sacristie." But he was a man generally careless of re- 
 ligion, and sometimes more than careless ; as when, in 
 the " Festin de Pierre," he makes Don Juan utter his 
 terrific sneer to the beggar, '' You pass your life in 
 prayer, and you die of hunger ; take this : I give it you 
 for the love of humanity." The heavens are deaf and 
 pitiless : at the callous hand of the profligate alone the 
 beggar finds mercy. 
 
 His friends were certainly men of "advanced thought.'* 
 Take Chapelle, for instance, the drunken poet, who wrote 
 with Bachaumont the delightful ''Voyage," half in prose, 
 half in verse. He was the illegitimate son of a maitre 
 des requetes, and being legitimized found himself, on the 
 death of his father, the owner of a considerable fortune, 
 with which he devoted himself to a life of pleasure. 
 The Duke de Brissac once invited him to be his com- 
 panion. Chapelle complied, and started to join his 
 patron. On the way he read a line in Plutarch, " He 
 who follows the great becomes a slave." Struck with 
 the sentiment, he turned back, and spent the rest of his 
 life in great independence and liberty. He gave Moliere 
 several valuable hints, and tried to persuade himself and 
 the world that he wrote part of his plays. Moliere 
 watched his opportunity ; invited^ him to write a scene 
 of " Les Facheux," and when he received the manu- 
 script said good-naturedly, " Chapelle, if you let any 
 one in future believe that you write for me, I shall show 
 them this." It is not on record that Chapelle ever 
 reconciled himself with the church. 
 
 It is noteworthy, too, that all that little set which at- 
 tended Gassendi's lectures together, were suspected of 
 free-thinking. There was the great traveller Bernier, 
 physician to Aurungzebe for eight years ; Hesnault, the 
 translator of Lucretius, who repented and died with a 
 
HIS APPEARANCE. 335 
 
 rope round his neck in token of contrition, and Cyrano 
 de Bergerac, who killed ten men in duels, all to main- 
 tain the honor of his own enormous nose. Gassendi 
 himself, in spite of his refutation of those doctrines of 
 Epicurus, antagonistic to Christianity, was more than 
 suspected of free-thinking. 
 
 The personal appearance of Moliere is drawn by 
 Mademoiselle Poisson, wife of the comedian : — 
 
 Moliere was neither too thin nor too stout: he was inclined to 
 be tall, had a noble carnage and a firm leg: walked gravely, with 
 a serious air: had a large nose, a full mouth, with thick lips, black 
 and strongly-marked eyebrows. To these last he used to give 
 movements on the stage which heightened the comedy of his per- 
 formai?ce. As for his character, he was gentle, generous, and 
 complaisant. He loved to make speeches, and when he read his 
 comedies, liked to have the players' children to listen, in order to 
 judge of the merits of the piece by their natural movements. 
 
 We have other details about him ; as that the ej^e- 
 brows are not only strongly marked, but thick and 
 shaggy : he stoops ; he has a short cough ; his face is 
 set with melanchol}^ save when he is acting ; and he 
 acU all over. 
 
 Above all, an artist. He held views on the dignity 
 of his profession, which were not understood, even by 
 Boileau himself, the man who most admired and loved 
 him. Two months before his death Boileau expostu- 
 lated with him on the exertions of his life and the 
 risks he ran. '' The continual agitation of your lungs 
 in the theatre," he said, " the excitement of your mind, 
 must sooner or later make you give up acting. Is 
 there no one in the company but yourself who can take 
 the first parts ? Content yourself with composing, and 
 leave theatrical representation to some one else ; it will 
 bring you more honor with the public, who will see in 
 the actors mere paid servants of your own ; and, for the 
 
336 ^ MOLlkRE. 
 
 actors themselves, who are not always so easy to manage, 
 they will the better feel your own superiority." Re- 
 plied Moli^re, " There is my honor engaged. I cannot 
 give it up." "Very fine honor," rejoined Boileau, " an 
 honor which consists in blacking your face to make a 
 moustache for Sganarelle, and in handing over your back 
 for the comedian's stick. What ? This man, the very 
 first in our age for e8]prit and true philosophy, this in- 
 genious censor of all human folly, has one more extraor- 
 dinary still than any of those he ridicules every day." 
 Boileau could not understand him : I think we can. 
 
 Moli^re died in 1673, after fifteen years of success, 
 and in the fulness of his powers. The history of his 
 last moments was written by the actor Baron: — 
 
 That day, feeling his chest worse than usual, Moliere called his 
 wife, and said to her in the presence of Baron, " As long as my 
 life was made up of equal portions of pleasure and pain, I supposed 
 myself happy: but now that I am overwhelmed with pains without 
 being able to count on any moments of satisfaction and pleasure, I 
 see clearly that I must give it up. I can no longer hold out against 
 the mental and bodily sufferings which never give me a moment's 
 rejDOse. How much a man suffers before he dies! nevertheless, I 
 feel that it is all over with me." His wife and Baron were deeply 
 touched by this speech, which they little looked for, although they 
 knew that he was suffering. They prayed him, with tears in their 
 eyes, not to play on that day and to take repose. " What would 
 you have me do?" he cried. "There are fifty workmen who 
 depend upon their day's pay. What will they do if I do not 
 play?" But he sent word to his company that feeling himself 
 more indisposed than usual, he would not play at all that day, 
 unless they were ready at four o'clock precisely. "If not," he 
 said, " I shall not be there, and you may return the money." The 
 company had the lights lit and the curtains up at four. Moliere 
 went through his part with the greatest difficulty, and half the 
 audience perceived that in pronouncing the word Juro he had a 
 sort of convulsion. But he passed it off with a forced laugh. 
 
 When the piece was finished, he put on his dressing-gown and 
 went to Baron's box, to ask what was said of it. . . . Baron 
 
HIS DEATH. 837 
 
 remarked that his hands appeared frozen, and put them in a muff 
 to warm them: he sent for his chairmen to take him home at once, 
 and never left the chair from the Palais lloyal to the Rue Riche- 
 lieu for fear of some accident. When he was in his chamber, he 
 wanted him to take some bouillon which Mile. Moliere had always 
 in readiness for him. But he refused, and after eating a little 
 Parmesan cheese with bread, lay down in bed. A moment after 
 he sent to his wife for a pillow filled with some drug which she 
 had promised him. . . . Then he had a violent fit of coughing, 
 bringing up blood. " There," he said, " is the change." Baron 
 cried out in terror. " Do not be alarmed," said Moliere, " you 
 have seen me bring up a good deal more blood than that. Go and 
 tell my wife to come upstairs." He remained, assisted by two 
 sisters of those who come to Paris begging for the poor during 
 Lent, to whom he had given hospitality. At this last moment of 
 his life they gave him all the succor that they could, and he 
 manifested the sentiments of a Christian and the resignation due 
 to the will of the Lord. And then he died in their arms, suffocated 
 by the blood which poured from his mouth. So that, when his 
 wife and Baron came upstairs, they found him dead. 
 
 The Cur(^ of St. Eustache, the parish in which he 
 died, refused him Christian burial, as having died with- 
 out being reconciled to the church. Accompanied by 
 the Curd of Auteuil, the widow made her way to Ver- 
 sailles, and thre\y herself at the feet of the king. Here, 
 unfortunately, the curd, who was suspected of Jansen- 
 ism, put in two words for himself to every one for 
 Moliere. The king grew impatient and sent them both 
 away. At the same time he wrote to the archbishop to 
 find some middle way. The archbishop gave permis- 
 sion that the body should be buried in the Cemetery of 
 St. Joseph, Rue Montmartre, but on the condition that 
 it should not be taken into the church. Accordingly 
 the body was taken to the burial-place direct. It was 
 in the evening. Outside the house were gathered a 
 great crowd of people, whose threatening gestures 
 seemed to denote some fanatical demonstration. They 
 
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338 MOUERE. 
 
 dispersed after the widow had sent out a thousand 
 francs, and the cortege, consisting of two hundred 
 mourners carrying torches, was suffered to proceed 
 unmolested. With it walked two priests, so that Mo- 
 liere was not altogether abandoned by the church. I 
 believe that most biographers have thought it right to 
 discharge a solemn volley of indignation against the 
 archbishop and the church. Harlay, we are told, was 
 a man of immoral habits : what has that to do with it ? 
 You might as well find fault with an English judge's 
 decision on the same ground. The church has a rule. 
 Persons who die excommunicate shall not receive the 
 ordinary parting benediction. Moliere died as he had 
 lived, out of communion. Those who think that the 
 prayers of the church are likely to be of any use here- 
 after, ought to get reconciled, or else to agitate for a 
 change of the rule. I am quite certain that Moliere 
 was as indifferent to a funeral mass as any Lyons ouvrier 
 of the present day. As it was, you see the church act- 
 ually strained a point in his favor ; gave him six feet of 
 consecrated ground ; suffered an irregular sort of service 
 to be held, which, while doubtless inefficacious compared 
 with the virtue of a real mass, yet served to mark the 
 regret which the church felt in consigning so great a 
 man to hopelessness. 
 
 Somebody made an epitaph on him, and took it to the 
 Prince de Conde. "I have brought you," he said, ''Mo- 
 lieie's epitaph." " Would to Grod," said the prince, 
 bursting into tears, " it was Moliere bringing me yours ! " 
 
 Let us say a few words on Molicre's satire. 
 
 All weapons are alike, provided they be lethal, to 
 the ferocious satirist. A Juvenal cares little Avh ether 
 he shoots his enemy, tramples upon him, or stabs him in 
 the back, provided he can maim, disable, or kill him. 
 
HIS SATIRE. 839 
 
 All missiles are justifiable by the rules of satiric war- 
 fare; whether epithets undeserved, crimes never com- 
 mitted, motives not dreamed of, antecedents invented 
 — all are equally good, provided only they be equally 
 useful. To describe your enemy as stupid is nothing ; 
 to be vicious is nothing. He must . be superlatively 
 vicious and incredibly stupid. True it is that the 
 ferocity of the satirist seems to produce wonderfully 
 little effect. He foams at the mouth, and gnashes with 
 his teeth ; the unthinking folk stare, and go on their 
 way. We do not learn that the later Empire was 
 greatly improved by the virtuous verses of Juvenal; 
 and the Franciscan friars — fratres fraterrimi — appear 
 to have been little the worse for Buchanan's lashing. 
 But when the indignant moralist has had his say, and 
 comes down wiping his brow, there is a chance for him 
 who tries to lead the people another way, not by hurl- 
 ing abuse at them, but by showing them their idols in 
 a true light — by making them see for themselves how 
 petty, insignificant, and powerless are their gods. The 
 glamour falls from the eyes of the world, and it wakes, 
 like Titania, to find that it has been enamoured of a 
 monster. So the most fitting emblem for satire would 
 be the th3TSUs, wreathed with the leaves which hide the 
 spear-head. It belongs to the two men who, above all, 
 have been successful satirists — Erasmus and Moliere. 
 It does not belong to Buchanan, to Boileau, or to Pope. 
 The world's respect for a principle or an institution 
 is, as it were, its very breath of life ; when this goes, 
 when the world agrees to laugh at it, it falls, never to 
 revive again. And thus it is that Moliere is stronger 
 than Boileau. Both worked in the same field ; both 
 aimed at the maintenance of sense and taste ; both had 
 the true gift of the satirist in a genuine, not a pretended, 
 
840 MOLIERE. 
 
 hatred for shams and unrealities and wind-bags. But 
 they pursued different methods of attack, and got very 
 different results. It is certain to me that Trissotin, 
 Vadius, and Tartuffe, Cathos, Madelon, and Armande 
 Doctor Diafoirus and Doctor Desfonandres, did more 
 to damage Ingots and quacks, hypocrites and pedants, 
 to restore reason to literature, and to destroy affectation 
 and humbug, than all Boileau's poems put together. 
 We would not have lost the works of the very prophet 
 of common-sense; but we miss in him that consideration 
 and tenderness for human failings which prevent Moliere 
 from ever being, or pretending to be, in a real rage. 
 Boileau pretends not to be able to hide his scorn ; while 
 with Moliere, flowers, songs, laughter, the music of 
 maiden's voices, the sighs and hopes of lovers, the at- 
 mosphere of life and the world, surround the objects of 
 his satire. Henriette and Clitandre, Valere and Mari- 
 anne, make us sometimes forget the follies of Armande 
 and the hypocrisies of Tartuffe ; while these, as in the 
 world, are not the whole, but only a part of life. 
 
 The gallery of Moliere, for so great a dramatist, is an 
 extremely limited one. Content at first to imitate the 
 Spanish school of intrigue, in which all the dramatis 
 personce are cast in uniform moulds, and delineation of 
 character is entirely out of the question, it was not till 
 late in his dramatic life that he found his real field, 
 and attacked the follies and foibles of the day. His 
 " Avare," his " Ddpit Amoureux," and even his '' Ecole 
 des Maris," belong to no time and all time ; while the 
 " PrecicQses Ridicules," the earliest of his satiric come- 
 dies properly so called, was yet a mere sketch, and had 
 to wait for six years before it found a true successor 
 in the " Tartuffe," the " Bourgeois Gentilhomme," and 
 the " Femmes Savantes," all of which belong to the last 
 
HIS SATIRE. 341 
 
 five years of Molidre's life. His muse was to be a tree 
 whose best fruit comes late, and in too small quantity. 
 
 Moliere had two subjects of satire which he shared 
 with every comedian, and even every buffoon, namely, 
 the stock subjects of the aspiring citizen and the quack 
 physician ; and he had two others which he made 
 peculiarly his own, which were his own creation — the 
 hypocrite, the pretended pious, and the pedants who set 
 themselves up for judges of good taste. The " Bour- 
 geois Gentilhomme " has been put upon every stage ; 
 there are Jourdains and Dandins in every literature ; 
 and we need not linger over the follies of the citizen 
 aping the manners of the great. Let us rather pass on, 
 to show how the times themselves illustrate the force 
 and point of Moliere with regard to the remaining 
 classes. Bright and fresh as his plays are, they assume 
 colors far brighter and fresher to him who takes the 
 trouble — let us rather say, gives himself the pleasure 
 — of reading about the men and women who formed 
 the society of Moli^re's Paris — men and women be it 
 observed, not opinions and theories. The materials are 
 abundant, and the research required is not laborious, for 
 the seventeenth century is as well known to us as our 
 own. 
 
 In tlie " Prdcieuses Ridicules " we have the story of 
 two young ladies from the country. Deeply impressed 
 with the reading of " Clelie," they have recently arrived 
 in Paris, and are longing to form part of a society 
 which that mellifluous romance has taught them to be- 
 lieve the only thing worth living for. They repel their 
 honest, country-bred suitors with the greatest disdain, 
 because their advances are not made in the forms pre- 
 scribed by Mile. Scud^ri. In revenge, the two gentle- 
 men dress up their valets as persons of distinction, and 
 
342 MOLIERE. 
 
 send them to pay a morning call. The vulgarity and 
 pretension of the two servants, the enormous pleasure 
 they take in performing their part, the little affectations 
 of the poor girls, and their innocent delight at getting, 
 as they suppose, a chance of realizing their fondest 
 hopes by forming a part of the society which tliey only 
 know from their reading, are the slight materials out of 
 which the piece is constructed. 
 
 In the " Femmes Savantes " a higher note is struck. 
 It is not this time a pair of provincial damsels longing 
 to see the coteries of which they have heard so much, 
 but the very coterie itself — a family of women who 
 have taken up the fashionable ideas of the time, and 
 devote themselves to science, criticism, and art. Their 
 criticism is worthless, their science pretence, and their 
 knowledge of art nothing. They propose to establish 
 an Academy for which Plato's Republic — of which they 
 understand as much as if it were so much Hebrew — is 
 to furnish the rules and form the model. It is destined 
 to establish the equality of women with men — or, to 
 use their own words (it really seems as if Moli^re were 
 writing to-day) : — 
 
 Nous voulons montrer a de certains esprits, 
 Dont I'orgueilleux savoir nous traite avec m6pris, 
 Que de science aussi les femmes sent meublees ; * 
 Qu'on peut faire, comme eux, de doctes assemblees, 
 Conduites en cela par des ordres meilleurs; 
 Qu'on y veut r^unir ce qu'on separe ailleurs, 
 Meier le beau langage et Ics hautes sciences, 
 Decouvrir la nature en mille experiences, 
 Et sur les questions qu'on pourra proposer, 
 Fuire entre chaque secte et n'en point epouser. 
 
 Above all, they burn to make scientific discoveries. 
 Armed with telescopes, compasses, and mathematical 
 instruments, they are ready to prove that woman's 
 
WOMAN'S RIGHTS. 343 
 
 region of thought extends beyond the domain of rib- 
 bons and shawls, and is bounded only by those limits 
 assigned to the masculine intellect. Indeed, they go 
 beyond the powers of man, and have already made 
 discoveries of startling interest, greater than any yet 
 vouchsafed to the male eye. For one of them (with 
 commendable modesty) announces that she has dis- 
 cerned men in the moon ; while another, confessing to 
 an inferior power of vision, has only as yet made out 
 the church-steeples of that satellite. They are pre- 
 pared, in their Academy, to discuss and teach grammar, 
 histor3% moral and political philosophy. But their im- 
 mediate work is the reform of lano^uao^e. All doubtful 
 and coarse expressions are to be abolished ; common- 
 places will be banished ; and they have vowed a mortal 
 hatred against a multitude of nouns, verbs, and adjec- 
 tives, which are henceforth to be expunged from the 
 language. Finally, by their own laws, they are to be 
 the absolute critics of every work — judges, from whose 
 decision there is to be no appeal — of prose and verse: — 
 
 Nous chercherons partout a trouver a redire, 
 Et lie verrons que nous qui sachent bien 6crire. 
 
 It is refreshing to find the Rights of Women asserted 
 so long ago, and in terms as plain as those we are get- 
 ting accustomed to now. And there is comfort in the 
 thought that, disagreeable as the present prospect may 
 appear, the whole question was as vehemently discussed 
 and as forcibly argued two hundred years ago, with no 
 result. 
 
 '* Rise," says Armande to her grovelling and down- 
 trodden sister, " rise above these low and vulgar incli- 
 nations. Make yourself sensible to the delights of study 
 and of science. Marry yourself to philosophy. Give 
 
344 MOLlkRE. 
 
 up to reason the sovereign lordship. What can you 
 see, what is there to see, in marriage ? " "I see," says 
 the contemptible Henriette, " I see my husband, my 
 children, and my home." 
 
 In these two plays there was not a single word of 
 exaggeration. When Menage, after the first represents ^ 
 tion of the " Pr^cieuses Ridicules," made that speech 
 which you have just now read, to Chapelain, the greatest 
 sinner of all, he pronounced the first recognition of what 
 was to prove the death-blow to the conceits and man- 
 nerisms of his own circle. They were henceforth to 
 burn what they used to adore, and to adore what they 
 used to burn. Most of the set, however, were too har- 
 dened in their own beliefs, and went on adoring at the 
 ruined shrines of their old idols long after the people 
 had given them up. 
 
 But the pre eieuses of Moliere's play must not be care- 
 lessly or hastily confounded with that brilliant circle 
 first got together at the Hotel de Rambouillet, of which 
 we have had to speak so much already. This mansion 
 was not yet, it is true, closed, but its glories were de- 
 parted. Julie de Vivonne, Marquise de Rambouillet, 
 had a long and glorious reign of more than thirty years, 
 the queen of Parisian society. At the age of twenty, 
 being then a matron of eight years' standing, she with- 
 drew from the Louvre, pretending that she found no- 
 pleasure in the noise and tumult of the royal assemblies. 
 It seems very likely that a personal dislike which she 
 had conceived for Louis XIII. had a good deal to do 
 with her retirement. She went to her hotel, newly 
 built and decorated after her own designs, the most 
 beautiful as it was also the most commodious house in 
 Paris, and announced her resolution to leave it no more. 
 She kept this resolution, which cost her nothing, because 
 
MADAME DE RAMBOUILLET. 345 
 
 society came to her, for fifty five years, when she died, 
 full of years and of honor, leaving not a single person to 
 say a word against her. The memory of this pure woman 
 is altogether sweet and holy ; her influence, save in the 
 region of art, was altogether good — her example alto- 
 gether elevating. At her house, for thirty years at 
 least, an assembly gathered every evening of the week. 
 Here (Madame de Rambouillet's own inno^vations) all 
 the year round fresh-cut flowers filled the vases ; here 
 the windows opened to the ground, and enabled the 
 visitors to step into the gardens of the H6tel, the finest 
 in Paris ; here the old dark and sombre colors of the 
 walls were replaced by bright blue and gold ; and here 
 the best people in Paris assembled, and modern society 
 began. 
 
 But criticism was not the object of the H6tel." It was 
 a social circle, where everybody was required to repress 
 himself, and to consider his exertions only valuable in 
 so far as they contributed to make other people happy. 
 This was, as we have seen, its first, and so far as Madame 
 de Rambouillet herself was concerned, its only object. 
 Abuses naturally crept in with success. Pedantry began 
 to take the place of scholarship ; prigs, i.e. prScieux et 
 prScieuses, grew up as thick as dandelions ; a mannerism 
 of speech set in ; niceness reigned in the place of deli- 
 cacy ; false canons of taste were introduced and accepted ; 
 the objection to coarse language was carried absurdly 
 far ; when the younger daughter unhappily took to faint- 
 ing at a doubtful word, and it became the fashion to 
 emulate a sensibility so remarkable and so difficult of 
 attainment, it really seemed as if the French language 
 was going to be robbed of half its words, and to be re- 
 duced to expressing the simplest ideas by circumlocution. 
 All this was not the fault of Madame de Rambouillet. 
 
846 MOLIERE. 
 
 What she originally proposed she succeeded in effecting; 
 and the language of Louis Qnatorze was of a very dif- 
 ferent tone from that of his illustrious but outspoken 
 grandfather, with his celebrated oath of " Ventre Saint 
 Gris I " The abuses sprang from the excessive zeal of 
 her disciples, and date from the decay of the H5tel. For, 
 after thirty years of prosperity, the circle began to fall 
 away. Julie, the eldest daughter — the divine Julie, 
 the Philomide of Mile. ScudM, the heroine of the 
 " Garland " — yielded her hand at last, and after twelve 
 years of wooing, to her patient lover, M. de Montausier. 
 She was then a tender .young thing of thirtj^-eight. 
 Ang^lique, her sister, the fragile thing who fainted even 
 at moral words if they sOunded strong, married the 
 Count de Grignan, and in a measure lost her extreme 
 sensibility. Ang^lique Paulet, the " Elise " of Mile. 
 Scuderi, who was more beautiful at fifty than she had 
 been at twenty, and at twenty was more beautiful than 
 Helen, died suddenly, to the great grief of everybody. 
 The troubles of the Fronde broke out. M. de Ram- 
 bouillet died. The two sons died — one in battle, the 
 other of the plague. Sickness fell upon poor Arthenice 
 herself, and she could not bear the sight of a fire in 
 winter or the sun in summer. Her old friends dropped 
 off at her side, for no one ever deserted her, to join the 
 majority ; the gloj:ies of her youth could not be renewed ; 
 new and rival circles were established, notably that of 
 Mile. Scuderi, her old disciple, and were followed by the 
 more advanced of the precieuses ; and it was at these as- 
 semblies, not those older ones of Madame de Rambouillet, 
 that taste declined and genius drooped ; it is one of 
 these that Moliere ridicules in the " Femmes Savantes." 
 The society which haunted their gatherings is de- 
 picted in the novels of MUe. Scuderi, w^ho was the 
 
MADEMOISELLE SCUDERI. 347 
 
 Richardson of France, only with more than Richard- 
 son's propriety and less of Richardson's vigor. Her 
 romances — more dreary than the human brain can now 
 conceive — have the special interest that all the char- 
 acters are portraits. Cyrus is Conti ; Mandane is the 
 Duchess of Longueville ; Cl^omire, Madame de Ram- 
 bouillet ; Elise, Angelique Paulet ; while Sappho is the 
 modest name assumed by the writer herself. The as- 
 sumption of names was an affectation of the time in 
 private life ; we all know how that of Arthenice was 
 given to Madame de Rambouillet, and how little Made- 
 Ion and Cathos, in the ''Precieuses Ridicules," tell their 
 papa, in their pretty conceited way, that they intend 
 no longer to be called by names so common and so 
 utterly unknown to the grand style, but by those of 
 Polixene and Ariste. 
 
 Every thing which had been introduced by Madame 
 de Rambouillet, with a view to the formation of a har- 
 monious and untroubled social circle, was exagger- 
 ated and distorted by Mile. Scuderi and her followers. 
 Because language was to be pure, the commonest things 
 were to be expressed by circumlocution. '' Give me," 
 says Madelon, " the counsellor of the Graces," meaning 
 the looking-glass. *' Convey us," says Cathos, " the 
 commodities of conversation," meaning " Place chairs." 
 And while Madame de Rambouillet kept love as much 
 as possible out of her circle, because love-matters are 
 the most fruitful source of dissension and jealousy, the 
 Scuddri coterie would prohibit it altogether, substitut- 
 ing a mawkish Platonic affection, which admitted of 
 tawdry and meaningless compliments. If it satisfied 
 the women — which does not appear, from the slight 
 evdence we possess, to have been the case — it was only 
 laughed at by the men. Nor could real flesh and blood 
 
848 MOLlkRE. 
 
 ever wholly be kept out, and therefore they bethought 
 them of laws and regulations by which love could be 
 safely carried on ; and in the " Cl^lie " there is the de- 
 licious " Carte du Tendre," or " Map of Affection," 
 where Billets Doux^ PetiU Soins^ Billets Galants^ and 
 Jolis Vers, form villages on the highroad of love. Love- 
 making, henceforth, was to be a matter of science and 
 study ; there was to be a method of attack and one of 
 defence, and the fortress was only to yield after the 
 siege had been carried on according to the most scien- 
 tific mode, and the defence been as obstinate as the sys- 
 tem of " Cldlie " called for. 
 
 The poets who formed the later circles were as degen- 
 erate as might have been expected. They wrote for 
 the ladies, and the productions most pleasing to the 
 ladies were enigmas, portraits, madrigals, and sonnets. 
 Mascarille says that he can count two hundred songs, 
 as many sonnets, four hundred epigrams, more than a 
 thousand madrigals, without enumerating enigmas and 
 portraits, and that he is going to turn the whole of 
 Roman history into madrigals. It is a sonnet which 
 Trissotin reads to the enraptured Philaminte, Armande, 
 and Belise. And of portraits we have whole galleries 
 in Mile. Scud^ri herself, who drew those of every one 
 of her friends. 
 
 It has been doubted whether Moliere ever intended 
 to satirize Mile. Scud^ri herself. I think there need 
 be no doubt whatever on the subject. The fact that 
 Boileau did not scruple to attack this great woman 
 is sufficient to dispel any doubt. Boileau and Molidre 
 were united by a firm friendship. Different as were 
 their minds, in many respects they thought alike. The 
 same good sense guided both: if Moliere writes on a 
 subject, we can find Boileau suggesting it ; and what 
 
THE PRECIEUSES. 349 
 
 is to be found in the satires of the one will be found as 
 well in the comedies of the other. 
 
 At the same time it must be owned that the leader of 
 the precieuses was not so utterly ridiculous. She had 
 been brought up in a fairly good school ; she was sen- 
 sible that her example, imitated beyond due limits, led 
 to affectations and ridicule ; indeed, she complains her- 
 self of the follies of her rivals and imitators. But she 
 was in a way responsible for these very follies. The 
 leader of a circle which pretended to be learned, and 
 rebelled against the authority of men, without the ex- 
 cuse of genius or scholarship, she encrusted herself, in 
 the ideas of her youth, and probably did not know, till 
 her complacency was rudely disturbed by Moliere and 
 Boileau, that a new world of thought had sprung up 
 around her. But as the ladies of Tunbridge Wells 
 petted and idolized Richardson, bringing him consolation 
 for the wicked insults of that Mohawk Fielding, so her 
 circle of admirers, with Pellisson, " the ill-favored one," 
 at its head, gathered round her, and carried on the mad- 
 rigals, sonnets, enigmas, and portraits, till she died, at 
 the advanced age of ninety-six. 
 
 The "Femmes Savantes" not only attacked a circle, 
 but, almost by name, one of its most illustrious mem- 
 bers, the Abb^ Cotin. He had managed to offend both 
 Boileau and Moliere — the former, because he did not 
 attempt to disguise his contempt for Boileau's earlier 
 poems ; the latter, because he officiously suggested to 
 M. de Montausier that he was the original of Alceste 
 in the " Misanthrope." Cotin was the writer of an im- 
 mense quantity of verse, all kinds flowing with equal 
 readiness from his pen, all being equally insipid and 
 fashionable. In his own person he was a kind of type 
 of evei}^ extravagance and affectation to which the pr4' 
 
850 MOLIERE. 
 
 cieuses had led their followers. To Boileau, as we have 
 seen, he was simply the monarch of bad taste : — 
 
 Que sert a Cotin la raison, qui lui crie, 
 
 " N'ecris plus, gueris-toi d'une vaine folie? " 
 
 When he speaks of the violation of common-sense he 
 names Cotin ; Cotin illustrates his discourses on me- 
 diocrity and obscurity ; Cotin points the moral to his 
 sermon on taste. These attacks, however, were com- 
 paratively harmless ; they were the compliments usually 
 paid by writers to others against whom they had a 
 grudge. Cotin would not be extinguished by these. 
 It was reserved for Moliere to suppress him once 
 and for ever. 
 
 Most fatally for the poor abb^, he fell out one evening 
 with Menage on the merits of a sonnet. The dispute 
 took place in the presence of ladies, precieuses, rose to a 
 quarrel, almost in the very words of the famous quar- 
 rel between Tri«sotin and Vadius and was quite as un- 
 dignified and absurd. Boileau, the- moment he heard 
 of it, ran with the joyful news to Moliere, who hastened 
 to put into his new piece a perfect copy of their com^ 
 mon enemy, with his overweening self-conceit, his satis- 
 faction at the adulation of the women, and, to crown all, 
 the very quarrel, in its most ridiculous light, which was 
 the talk of the town. The name of the character was 
 at first Tricotin, but, this appearing too personal, it 
 was softened to Trissotin. Still, that there might be no 
 doubt whatever in anybody's mind as to the person in- 
 tended, Boileau and Chapelle made it their special busi- 
 ness to go up and down the town telling everybody ; so 
 that when the piece appeared there was a general rush 
 to see put on the stage the great Academician, the Abb^ 
 Cotin, belauding himself and quarrelling with Manage. 
 
COTIN, 351 
 
 The latter was spared, comparatively. He tells us him- 
 self that the quarrel really took place, though he hides 
 his own share in it — which is natural. But Cotin was 
 crushed by the blow. He lived for nearly ten years 
 more — his reputation gone, his audience of admiring 
 ladies gone, their adulation gone. No more literary 
 fame for him, no more autocratic decrees at the Acad- 
 emy ; and when he died there was not found one ^- not 
 even among his brother Academicians — to pronounce 
 his eloge — not one so poor as to do him reverence. 
 
 It was a time when literary quarrels were frequent 
 and bitter. Another quarrel is related by Furetiere, 
 illustrative of the tempers of the irritable race of au- 
 thors. MM. A. and B., like Vadius and Trissotin, are 
 discussing the merits of a poem ; of course they disagree, 
 and A., losing his temper, so far forgets what is due to 
 politeness as to administer a box on the ear to B. Not 
 able, naturally, to brook this insult, B. goes away, 
 and in the heat and blindness of his wrath buys a new 
 sword, preserving enough coolness of judgment to select 
 one several inches longer than that worn by A. Forti- 
 fied by the consciousness of a good cause, and this 
 superiority in the length of his rapier, he attacks his 
 enemy, meeting him in the street. But the crafty A., 
 prepared for an encounter, and, with no more stomach 
 than the other for cold steel, has adopted a stratagem of 
 his own. His pockets are full of dust, and throwing 
 handfuls into his adversary's eyes, he blinds him, and so 
 wins an easy and a bloodless victory. 
 
 But it is time to leave the prScieuses, What is this 
 group of grave and reverend men, mounted on the easy- 
 paced mule, wearing high-peaked hats, flowing robes, 
 and majestic wigs? They are the doctors, Moliere's 
 doctors : — 
 
352 MOLIERE. 
 
 Savantissimi doctores, 
 Medicinae profes§ores, 
 Qui hie assemblati sunt. 
 
 Or, to quote another epigram : — 
 
 What makes a learned doctor ? Speak. 
 
 A mien pedantic ; every word 
 Must be in Latin or in Greek: 
 
 A mighty wig, a gown absurd, 
 With fur and satin richly lined. 
 In these great qualities combined 
 A learned doctor you will find. 
 
 This profession has always divided with the church 
 the honor of being the most virulently satirized. In Mo- 
 li^re's time, of course, it was still highly dangerous to 
 say too much about the church ; while the third learned 
 profession, the law, had fingers too long. But doctors 
 were safe game. 
 
 I do not know whether the profession were quacks so 
 much as the people were credulous. Furetiere, while 
 he gives us his celebrated definition of a physician as 
 one who is paid for telling us tales (Jariholes) in the 
 sick chamber, till nature heals us or his medicines kill, 
 almost in the same breath gravely relates the wonders 
 he has seen wrought by a physician with a small phial 
 of teinture de lune valued at four hundred pistoles, with 
 which he could cure every thing. 
 
 When a great man died, of course his physicians were 
 accused of killing him. Thus at the death of Henri- 
 etta, daughter of Henry IV. and wife of our Charles I., 
 some one wrote on her physician, Valot : — 
 
 A cruel fate, the same for each. 
 
 Three of a royal race befell ; 
 What killed the husband and the sire, 
 
 The wife and daughter slew as well. 
 Each died by an assassin's blow ; 
 Ravaillac, Cromwell, and Valot. 
 
TARTUFFE. 353 
 
 Henry by stroke of traitor's knife, 
 Charles on the scaffold lost his head; 
 
 And now the daughter and the wife, 
 Slain by her doctor, here lies dead. 
 
 And after the death of Cardinal Mazarin, over whom 
 the doctors wrangled, not being able to make up their 
 minds as to his disease, the people would make way for 
 Doctor Gudnant in the streets, crying, " Let him pass 
 — let him pass ! He is the doctor who killed the car- 
 dinal for us." 
 
 I do not think that 'Moliere was actuated by any 
 really strong fueling about doctors. They were fair 
 game ; they were easy to ridicule ; everybody would 
 join in the laugh, and no one really was hurt. We 
 laugh at the physician when we are well, on whose lips 
 we hang with fear and trembhng when we are unwell. 
 And as for Moliere himself, one of his dearest personal 
 friends was a physician. " He gives me medicine," he 
 said; "I don't take it, and I get well." 
 
 The great creation of Moliere, his own undisputed 
 character, is " Tartuffe." The play, first performed in 
 an unfinished state before the king, was withdrawn in 
 the face of strong ecclesiastical opposition, and kept 
 back for three years before it could obtain a license. 
 Manage takes credit to himself for advocating its cause 
 with President de Lamoignon on the ground of its ex- 
 cellent moral. The church of course regarded the piece 
 with a profound horror, while the opposition it met with, 
 and the applause with which it was greeted, sufficiently 
 testify to the vraisemhlance of the principal character. 
 There was, in fact, a crowd of TartufPes in Paris dur- 
 ing the seventeenth century. It was a great time for 
 theological controversies and discussions. These pro- 
 
 28 
 
354 MOLIERE. 
 
 duced a deep and lasting effect, and a very pernicious 
 one, upon the religious life of the country. If the 
 latter years of Louis were marked by a profound relig- 
 ious gloom, of which the " Tartuffe " seems a sort of 
 prophetic vision, it was not caused so much by the 
 king's awakened conscience and convictions, as forced 
 by the conditions of time on the weakness of his old age. 
 The cloud had been gathering during the whole long 
 reign; the ascetics of Port-Royal began their course 
 early in the century ; while it was yet in its early half, 
 Madame de Sabl^, Madame de Longueville, and a crowd 
 of others, retired to the gloomy shades of the monastery 
 pour fair e leur salut. The religious movement had its 
 ebb and flow, its tides, its periods of maximum and 
 minimum excitement. But when the excitement was 
 at its highest the churches were crammed ; men who 
 were not preachers or priests got reputations for ex- 
 traordinary piety; they were taken into houses and 
 maintained in luxury ; they were consulted, and asked 
 to advise, on all matters; they were encouraged to 
 affect a deeper religious sense than they possessed, and 
 the weakness of their entertainers forced hypocrisy upon 
 them. The very first thing they advised was to have 
 nothing to do with the theatre. " All amusements," 
 writes Madame de Sabld, " are bad for the Christian 
 life, but among them all there is none to be feared so 
 much as the theatre." Madame de Longueville thought 
 that, " unless there was some sort of necessity in the 
 thing, there must be sin in play-acting." Her brother, 
 the Prince de Conti, Sarasin's former patron, withdrew 
 his support from the stage, and Bossuet preached against 
 it. The truth was that the greatest hindrance to the 
 " revival " which the religious world wanted to produce. 
 
TARTUFFE. 855 
 
 and waited for with so much interest and hope, was this 
 very " Tartuffe," known and condemned long before it 
 received its license. For here, clinging to the coarse 
 and oily Stiggins of the seventeenth century, was to be 
 seen that common type of the feeble creature which, 
 terrified into religion, cannot stand alone, and leans for 
 support on the first prop which offers itself ; and here 
 too was set forth, in Cl^ante, the type of the strong and 
 balanced mind, not to be turned aside from the even 
 tenor of its way by any fleeting enthusiasm of the mo- 
 ment, or any religious excitement : — 
 
 En un mot, je sais, pour toute ma science, 
 Du faux avec le vrai faire la diffe'rence : 
 Et comme je ne vois nul genre de heros 
 Qui soit plus a priser que les parfaits devots, 
 Aucune chose au monde et plus noble et plus belle 
 Que la sainte ferveur d'un veritable zele, 
 Aussi ne vois-je rien qui soit plus odieux 
 Que le dehors platre d'un zele specieux. 
 
 It is fair to say that Moliere's was not the only voice, 
 though his appears to have been the first, lifted up 
 against the folly and danger of religious exaggeration 
 and excitement. La Fontaine laughed at it, till they 
 caught him and converted him. Chapelle abused it : 
 Boileau sneered at it : Furetiere growled at it. " After 
 all," he says, " we must accommodate ourselves to the 
 laws of 'our being. When we retire from the world, 
 we desert the ruling influences of order, and for what ? 
 To abandon ourselves to our imaginations in the desert, 
 and to live in places where our very vexations come to 
 seem like victories to us. . . . What are we to say of 
 the folly of parents who make their children read the 
 works of Catullus and Horace, and refuse to let them 
 go to see ' Tartuffe ' ? " 
 
856 MOLlkRE. 
 
 And besides people like the Port-Royalists, well mean- 
 ing if injudicious, and certainly deeply religious, there 
 was an ignorant and dissolute priesthood whom even 
 Moliere dared not attack. The very man who refused 
 him Christian burial, Harlay-Champvallon, Archbishop 
 of Paris, was of extreme profligacy. He was exces- 
 sively handsome, and a story is told how some one, 
 seeing him suA'ounded by ladies, exclaimed, '' Formod 
 pecoris custos,^^ upon which one of the ladies completed 
 the line — ''^ formosior ipse.'''' 
 
 Stories, abundant and suggestive, are told every- 
 where about the priests of the time. One relates how 
 a certain preacher, having to celebrate a saint's day, 
 delivered himself of the following sermon from the 
 
 pulpit : " My brethren, it is to-day the feast of St. ; 
 
 on this day last year I told you all I knew about him. 
 I have not heard that during the past twelve months 
 he has distinguished himself in any way whatever. I 
 have^ therefore, nothing more to add." 
 
 And another, to finish, speaking of the scandalous 
 behavior of priests at funerals, tells how a certain old 
 lady left by will a bequest to the ofliciating priests, 
 subject to the singular condition that they should not 
 laugh while celebrating her funeral mass. Mindful of 
 the money, their reverences began well and solemnly. 
 But presentl}^ at sight of each other's long faces, set in 
 the deepest gloom, the}^ burst into a simultaneous roar 
 of laughter and lost the money. 
 
 But we could go on for ever. Let us stop. I have 
 endeavored to show the man and his surroundings 
 rather than to criticise his works. These you may 
 read for youi-selves. But his plays are so delightful, 
 the wit in them is so fresh and bright, that it is worth 
 
ILL USTRA TION, 857 
 
 wliile to get every light possible to throw upon them, 
 and to bring out with greater clearness those of the 
 points, a knowledge of which depend upon a knowledge 
 of his actors, his audiences, his theatre, and the state 
 of that society for which he wrote. 
 
Chabter XVI. 
 REGNARD. 
 
 Let me have audience for a word or two. 
 
 As You Like It. 
 
 THE only successor of Moli^re : as Ben Jonson is 
 to Shakespeare, so is Regnard to Moliere ; and 
 just as much as Ben Jonson is below Shakespeare, so is 
 Regnard below Moliere. But a man of mark ; one who 
 possessed genius, audacity, ambition, versatility, and, 
 above all, like Rabelais, Regnier, and Beaumarchais, 
 that inexhaustible vein of gaiety and good spirits 
 which seems the peculiar gift of the Frenchman. No 
 one reads Regnard now — for that matter, very few 
 read Moliere except at school ; yet, whether as a dram- 
 atist, traveller, or satirist, he is a writer whom we can 
 read with pleasure and remember with pleasure. And 
 his life had incidents of more than common value : like 
 Cervantes, he was a prisoner with the Moors ; he was a 
 great tl-aveller, and he knew how to describe his travels : 
 he was a bon-vivant, a man of society, a man of the 
 world, an associate of all the ablest men of his own time. 
 Unluckily, he came at a time when the writers of the 
 historiettes memoires and letters seem to have been rest- 
 ing from their labors for a generation. We know all 
 about the personal history, from themselves and others, 
 of Saint Amant, Racine, Boileau, and Moliere; we know, 
 from CoU^ and Grimm all that is to be said about the 
 
THE VALET. ■ 859 
 
 writers of the eighteenth century : Boswells there were 
 before Regnard and after him ; none, unfortunately, of 
 his own time. Therefore, we have to fall back upon the 
 things he chooses to tell us himself, and even take the 
 man on trust from materials he has himself selected. 
 Kow the biographer loves to get the weak points as 
 Avell as the strong : to see the hero in his night-shirt ; to 
 act as his valet de chambre ; to put together the anec- 
 dotes which show those faihlesses which set ofp the 
 strong points and act as contrast to the situations. 
 None of us, in fact, can afford to do without the valet ; 
 the world refuses to accept a man on his own statement, 
 and we learn to love our great men best when we have 
 learned that they were even as ourselves, infused with 
 the same weaknesses, as liable to fall, no stronger than 
 ourselves, and subject to the same temptations. 
 
 Regnard, however, even on his own showing, has but 
 little of the heroic about him ; and from the scant}^ de- 
 tails he gives us of himself, we may very well construct 
 a model which shall not, after all, fall very far short of 
 the real man. He was born in 1655, of well-to-do-parents 
 in trade, thus belonging to the same rank in life as Mo- 
 liere, in the Halles of Paris. As a school-boy and a 
 student he did nothing creditable to himself or his 
 masters, but rather the reverse : — 
 
 Lui qui ne sut jamais ni le grec, ni l'h6breu, 
 Qui joua jour et nuit, fit grand' chere et bon feu. 
 
 Fortunately, he had not to make his own way in the 
 world, for his father, dying when his only son was 
 twenty-one, left him a fortune of 40,000 crowns, equi- 
 valent to at least £40,000 at the present value of money. 
 With this sum in hand he had no uneasiness as to his 
 future, and set off on his travels, going first to Italy. 
 
360 REGNARD. 
 
 He was a gambler, and would appear to have been a 
 fortunate one, because he returned from his first visit to 
 Italy, having paid all his expenses by his gains and 
 netted 10,000' crowns as well. He was at this time a 
 tall, handsome young fellow, with, as his portaits show 
 us, large eyes, strongly marked features, a firm-set chin, 
 and full, tremulous lips. Under the great wig of the 
 seventeenth century, most faces appear to be alike, and 
 one fears that photographic minuteness was generally 
 given up in the attempt to produce a face which should 
 be like the original, and yet destroy the disagreeable 
 details. Still there can be no doubt that young Regn- 
 ard was as attractive in appearance as in manners. 
 He describes himself with a pen which may be as flat- 
 tering as his portrait, but which gives us clearly some- 
 thing of the truth. 
 
 Zelmis is a gentleman who pleases at first sight : you see him 
 for the first time and remark him. His appearance is so advan- 
 tageous that you need not look into his features to find him agree- 
 able. You must only, ladies, be careful not to love him too well. 
 
 Zelmis made a second journey to Italy, this time with 
 very disastrous results. It was at Bologna, in carnival 
 time, that he met his fate, the one single passion of his 
 life. She was a Provengale, the charming Elvire, mar- 
 ried^ to a M. de Prade ; and, with her husband, was look- 
 ing on at the horse-racing, when Zelmis first saw her. 
 An. introduction to her was simply effected by his clear- 
 ing the place of certain persons who obstructed her 
 view of the races. She smiled upon him — happy 
 Zelmis ! 
 
 Elvire saw him ; she found him hien fait ; she conceived an 
 esteem for him ; she thanked him in the most obliging terms 
 possible. Whatever she said was with an accent so tender, and 
 an air so easy, that it seemed as if she asked for your heart. . . . 
 
ELVIRE. 361 
 
 Even if the beauty of this Provengale had not charmed him, her 
 words would have made him more in love ; and something, I know 
 not what, a thousand times more touching than her beauty, sur- 
 prised him ; so that his love from that very moment was at a 
 height which the greatest passions generally take a considerable 
 time to reach. 
 
 And then Zelrais called on Elvire : was well received : 
 fell in love more and more : while the lady, though not 
 forgetful of her marriage vows, received with pleasure 
 the adoration of her new acquaintance. One evening, 
 after receiving a smile from her, his highest reward, he 
 perceived that another, an inconnu. was treated with the 
 same generosity. Furious at this apparent coquetry, he 
 addressed the stranger ; " You are happy, monsieur," 
 he said, " in knowing the lady who had just passed. 
 Doubtless you love her. As for that, it is enough to 
 see her, in order to feel her charms ; and the manner in 
 which you have been received shows that you are not 
 indifferent to her." The incon7iu smiled. " Yes," he 
 said, "you are right: I love her, and I believe I may 
 fairly say that I am loved in return ; " words which 
 threw the lover into mere despair. But the ineonnu^ 
 luckily or unluckily, was the lady's husband ; and if 
 Zelmis was thrown into despair, the husband was 
 thrown into jealousy. No more accidental rencontres 
 with Elvire : no more smiles, no more sweet whispers at 
 a ball ; for De Prade locked her up. Then Zelmis, wan- 
 dering alone among the trees, gave himself up to dreaip- 
 ing of his Elvire ; day after day he tried to meet her, 
 but without success ; and when he learned by accident 
 that they were gone to Rome, he followed them. There 
 they met again, at a masked ball first, and afterwards at 
 the ambassador's. He found out where she was hving, 
 and, with the help of the lady's maid — always that 
 lady's maid, Lisette — managed to see her every day, in 
 
362 REGNARD. 
 
 the most Platonic way, though his passion was at fever 
 heat, M. de Prade, presumably — at least one hopes so 
 — knowing nothing whatever about these stolen inter- 
 views. At last, and after many pleadings, he extorted 
 from the lady a confession that she was not whollj- in- 
 sensible to his passion. Oh ! joy of joys — she was not 
 wholly insensible ! The moralist pauses here to remark 
 on the extraordinary pleasure which young Regnard, 
 then about two-and-twenty, finds in these perilous skat- 
 ings on thin ice, when the lady's avowal of what may be 
 called a tendency to an inclination is like the premoni- 
 tory cracking which leads to the giving way of the 
 whole, immersion, possible drowning, certain rheumatic 
 pains, and trouble for the rest of your days. However, 
 he was still young, and probably Elvire, who played 
 with him, was a little older in years, and a great deal 
 older in experience. Came letters from France. Reg- 
 nard must start at once for home, on business of an 
 urgent nature. He tore himself from his adored one ; 
 but love, coupled with his other great passion, over-eat- 
 ing, laid him up at Florence with a fever, and for several 
 months he was unable to travel. At last he got better, 
 and took ship at Genoa. Imagine his surprise and joy at 
 seeing on the deck, when he went on board, no other 
 than Elvire herself, with her husband. Then was 
 enacted for two or three days one of those little come- 
 dies which, pleasant enough for a while, are sure, if not 
 stopped at the right moment, to turn into tragedies. 
 For De Prade was jealous. If his wife looked at Zelmis, 
 if Zelmis looked at his wife, he fell into fits of jealousy 
 which almost deprived him of self-control. As for Zel- 
 mis — they all three had to live in the same cabin — 
 
 The joy of meeting Elvire, the fear of losing her again ; the im- 
 aginary pleasure of sleeping close to her ; natural jealousy at see- 
 
CAPTIVITY. 3G3 
 
 ing her in another's arms, — all this threw him into agonies which 
 did not allow him a moment of repose. La belle Proven^ale was 
 no happier. She too was jealous. ..." What new passion kept 
 him in Italy ? Ah ! I am betrayed, I am deserted ; Zelmis loves 
 me no longer." 
 
 The husband was equally unable to sleep, and thus 
 these three lay in their cabin at night, all broad awake, 
 all troubled with suspicions, jealousies, and doubts, 
 perhaps, too, with sea-sickness, so that it must have 
 been a real relief when, after passing Corsica, two ves- 
 sels bore down upon them, which, after hoisting succes- 
 sively the flags of France, Spaiii, Holland, Venice, and 
 Malta — the unprincipled pirates — boldly ran up their 
 own, the standard of Barbary, accompanying the disquiet- 
 ing signal by a broadside of all their guns. Their own 
 was an English ship ; the captain was cut in two by a 
 chain-shot ; the officers were all killed, and, when the 
 Moors boarded her, hardly anybody was left to defend the 
 deck except Zelmis, who protected the Provengale sword 
 in hand — nothing said about her husband — until, 
 w^ounded and exhausted, he sank upon the pile of Moors 
 whom he had killed with his own hand. Regnard, 
 then, was brave as well as handsome : it is a detail 
 which he gives of himself, and one is glad to learn it. 
 Notwithstanding his courage, the ship was taken, crew 
 and passengers made prisoners, and carried off to Al- 
 giers by Captain Mustapha, a gentleman pirate of admi- 
 rable manners, quite the corsair of romance, who treated 
 Elvire with a cotisideration entirely unusual, if one may 
 judge from passages relating similar events, in " Can- 
 dide " and elsewhere. 
 
 Arrived at Algiers the captives were all sold, Elvire 
 to the Bey, Baba Hassan by name, Zelmis to Achmet 
 Thalem, one of the richest and most cruel of the Alge- 
 rians, and the husband to one Omar. Zelmis, for his 
 
364 . REGNARD. 
 
 part, promising a large ransom, was treated with com- 
 parative kindness, and having. shown a creditable skill 
 in making ragouts was made cook,^ an occupation which 
 permitted him to go about the city and make inquiries 
 •as to the welfare of Elvire. He discovered where she 
 was, and, by the help of a new acquaintance, one Mehe- 
 met, an employe of the palace, even found means to see 
 and speak to Elvire as she was conveyed to the baths. 
 And here Regnard, with a natural desire to exalt his 
 passion and prove his own heroism, goes into certain 
 details which even to the eye of reverent criticism 
 appear improbable and even apocryphal. For he tells 
 us how he was employed by the Bey to furnish certain 
 designs and paintings, how under color of bringing these 
 things to the palace he gained access to the harem and 
 even conversed with Elvire, how he planned an escape 
 as romantic as that of Robinson Crusoe, how he actually 
 succeeded in putting to sea with Elvire, and how they 
 were caught and brought .back without being punished 
 at all, Baba Hassan allowing himself to manifest nothing 
 but a sublime sorrow — Elvire, the only authority on 
 this delicate part of the history, certainly always painted 
 the monarch as a very Scipio, and she had every oppor- 
 tunity of knowing the truth — while Achmet went no 
 farther than to shut up his prisoner more closely and, 
 which is strange, allow him the society of his four beau- 
 tiful Avives. No bastinado, no impaling, no beheading 
 at all. 
 
 What always happens when a Frenchman, young, tall, 
 handsome, spiritueU is locked up with four lovely Alge- 
 rian ladies ? Do not at least two of them fall in love with 
 
 ' He says he became a painter, but this is the pardonable soft- 
 ening down of an autobiographer. 
 
IMMONA, 365 
 
 him at once ? This was the unfortunate case with Zelmis. 
 They were all beautiful, but the fairest was Immona ; 
 she it was who first betrayed her passion, and in a 
 thousand little ways, by languishing looks, by smiles, 
 by little gestures, called on her slave to return the 
 passion. Next it was Fa.tima who remarked the cold- 
 ness of Zelmis to Immona, and wrongly construed it 
 into admiration of her own superior charms. This mis- 
 take cleared up, there remained jealousy and disap- 
 pointed vanity, which rage in Algerian as well as in 
 Parisian hearts, and poor Zelmis must be made to learn 
 furens quid foemina posnt. Zelmis, indeed, madly though 
 he loved Elvire, could not altogether remain insensible 
 to the charms of Immona, and, after various hairbreadth 
 escapes and dreadful perils successfully surmounted, was 
 found by Achmet in a situation at once delicate and dif- 
 ficult to explain. Joseph Surface himself was not more 
 effectually disconcerted. And then a terrible alternative 
 remained: he must renounce his faith or be burned alive. 
 Which of these Zelmis would have chosen we do not 
 know, for at this juncture the French consul interposed, 
 and representing to Achmet the certainty and greatness 
 of the ransom, persuaded him to withdraw his charge 
 and acknowledge he had acted on simple suspicion. The 
 ransom arrived, and Zelmis was free. More than this, 
 Elvire, too, was freed by the incomparable and disin- 
 terested generosity of the enamoured Baba Hassan, and 
 her husband was reported dead. The two returned to- 
 gether to France, alternately shedding tears for poor De 
 Prade, and clasping each other's hands in an ecstasy of 
 happiness. 
 
 Let us hasten to the end of this tragical romance. 
 They landed in France ; they lived near each other ; 
 they waited only for the term of widowhood to expire in 
 
366 REGNARD. 
 
 order to complete their happiness. Thus eight months 
 had passed away, Zehnis falling daily more and more 
 deeply in love ; Elvire giving back sigh for sigh — when, 
 one day, Zelmis being with the fair widow, a servant 
 told them that two monks from Algiers wished to see 
 Elvire. Two monks ! But with them, no monk at all, 
 was none other than De Prade, not dead, but alive. 
 Ragged, wasted with hunger and privation, barefoot — 
 it was De Prade himself who threw himself into the arms 
 of Elvire his wife. 
 
 This was too much. Zelmis left the pair thus strangely 
 reunited, and fled abroad to seek oblivion in absence and 
 time. We hear no more of Elvire. Time and absence 
 often enough keep the heart constant to its former object. 
 It is the return, after many years, that disillusionizes. 
 When Zelmis got back to France we may picture him 
 calling upon Elvire, and waiting with a beating heart 
 the moment of seeing her again. She comes. He sees 
 her again, and, like a house of cards, his love, the re- 
 grets of all the years, his tender memories, his dreams 
 of beginning again the old sweet theme, every thing falls 
 to pieces and vanishes, and Zelmis is a free man once 
 more. For Elvire is as old as himself, and he is six-and- 
 thirty ; the graceful lines of youth have developed into 
 the fall-blown curves of matronhood; her cheeks are 
 painted, her eyes have lost the lustre of their youth ; 
 and when she speaks with the same old sentimental 
 sigh, it seems like some horrid mockery of a lifelong 
 dream. 
 
 Elvire ? She is no longer Elvire — she is Madame 
 de Prade, and good Monsieur her husband, the patient, 
 much-tried man, may rest at last in peace, for Zelmis 
 is dead and buried, and only Regnard, is left, who may 
 still perhaps trouble the rest of other married men, but 
 will leave him and his alone. 
 
LAPLAND. 367 
 
 This romance, the only one in his life, is told us, as I 
 have said, by Regnard himself, much as I have told it to 
 you. What I have admitted are the beautiful speeches 
 the lovers make to each other, the admirable sentiments 
 of Baba Hassan, and the delightful unreality of the whole 
 thing. But there is no doubt of the facts. They were 
 all three prisoners. De Prade was reported dead. His 
 widow came home with Regnard, who promised to 
 marry her ; and then her husband turned up again. It 
 is like reading a novelette by Cervantes, and it would 
 be perfectly charming if only the writer had chosen to 
 describe the daily life of a slave among the Moors, in- 
 stead of treating us to his intrigues with Immona and 
 Fatima. But people had not yet learned the charm of 
 accurate description, and the romance of reality. 
 
 Regnard's travels in Lapland form a little book much 
 more useful, because he found himself in a country 
 where no Frenchman had yet penetrated. He gives us 
 a lively account of the people, this time keeping himself 
 and his conquests in the background altogether. He 
 attends at the funeral of a celebrated Lapland priest 
 of Tornea, Joannes Tornseus. At the bedside sits his 
 widow weeping and crying. Round her a group of other 
 women all lamenting together. Great silver vessels stand 
 on the table, filled with wine and brandy. The widow 
 stops her weeping, at intervals, to make everybody 
 drink. And so they weep and drink alternately. He 
 marks their superstition, how when one is ill^ they beat 
 the drum to know if he is going to recover ; and if they 
 are sure he is going to die, they make his last moments 
 fly more rapidly and more pleasantly, by plying him 
 with brandy, of which they partake themselves the more 
 to excite their tears. And when he is dead they destroy 
 his house to appease his manes. Then they observe 
 
368 REGNARD. 
 
 unlucky days ; they mix up Christianity with the wor- 
 ship of Thor ; they offer sacrifices ; they have sorcerers, 
 and so on. Finally, with his companions, Regnard 
 reaches the North Cape, climbs the mountain which 
 gives them a view of the Northern Sea, and leaves a 
 Latin inscription for the bears and the wolves to read. 
 The inscription proclaims the greatness of the tra- 
 vellers : — 
 
 Gallia nos genuit : vidit nos Africa ; Gangem 
 Hausimus, Europamque oculis lustravimus omnem : 
 Casibus et variis acti terraque marique 
 Hie tandem stetimus, nobis ubi defuit orbis. 
 
 Returning from Lapland, Regnard visited Stockholm, 
 Turke}^, Hungary, and Germany, going back to Paris, 
 where he bought a charge of royal treasurer, which he 
 held for twenty years. His fortune was ample, his 
 power of conversation great, his social position was es- 
 tablished. And when, some time afterwards, he bought 
 the estate of Grillon, where he spent liis summers, he 
 was able to fill his house with the best society of Paris, 
 and to give his friends the most delightful life possible, 
 full of music, feasting, dancing, love-making, and sing- 
 ing. It was in the last period of the Great King's life, 
 and already, in secret, the note of the Regenc}^ had been 
 struck. Away in the country, hidden among the forests 
 of Grillon, a free and unbridled life could be led, of 
 which the world knew nothing, and where no Tartuffe 
 was allowed to penetrate. For Regnard was by con- 
 viction a pure Epicurean. What is it that life can 
 give ? — 
 
 Grand' ch^re, vin delieieux, 
 , Belle maison, liberie toute entidre : 
 
 Bals, concerts, enfin, tout ce qui peut satisfaire 
 Le gout, les oreilles, les yeux : 
 
GRILLON. 369 
 
 Tci le moindre domestique 
 A du talent pour la musique. 
 
 Semblent du mattre eprouver le genie. 
 
 Toujours societe choisie : 
 Et, ce qui me parait surpreuant et nouveau, 
 
 Grand monde et bonne compagnie. 
 
 All this he had at Grillon, where he led the life he 
 liked, singing and making love to the fair Tontine : — 
 
 Upon her face 
 A thousand dimples smile for me; 
 Of love the work, of love the grace; 
 Beside the rest you cannot see 
 
 Upon her face. 
 
 Her pretty lips 
 Are full of laughter and of mirth, 
 And all her words our wit eclipse : 
 Love makes his palace upon earth 
 
 Her pretty lips. 
 • . 
 
 Her rounded throat 
 Of marble seems, that lies beneath. 
 No mortal yet has dared to note, 
 Save with the eyes of love and faith, 
 
 Her rounded throat. 
 
 Her tender voice 
 So sweetly strikes on lover's ear : 
 And when she sings the notes rejoice. 
 Once more the harmony to hear 
 \ Of her sweet voice. 
 
 Then all around, 
 Drink, drink a glass to fair Tontine. 
 Perhaps our lady may be found 
 To love — such things have sometimes been — 
 
 Us all around. 
 
 Grillon, indeed, was to be another monastery of The- 
 lem^, the rules of which he gives : — 
 
 24 
 
370 REGNARD. 
 
 Pleasantly now to pass our days 
 With what the Fates may lend us, 
 
 A monastery let us raise, 
 With Bacchus to. befriend us. 
 
 And every one, or monk or nun. 
 Who fain would join our order, 
 
 Shall only prove his power of love 
 And merriment, to the warder. 
 
 The vows our brethren undertake 
 Shall bring no sorrow after ; 
 , Short prayers to read, long feasts to make, 
 
 And spend the days in laughter. 
 
 Temptation from us to remove, 
 And make all envy hated ; 
 
 Our gold, our wine, our very love, 
 Shall be in common treated. 
 
 Each monk shall have his penitent 
 
 Obedient to injunction, 
 And show her, to his teaching bent, 
 
 The virtues of compunction. 
 
 Like some fair flower sweetly trained, 
 Her soul will grow in beauty ; 
 
 While in her cell the holy saint 
 Still lectures her on duty. 
 
 And last, to show where here below 
 
 The true religious ease is, 
 Read evermore above the door : 
 
 " Here each hves as he pleases." 
 
 The sentiments of this Pantagraelian ballad are, in- 
 deed, deplorable ; but one may at least admire the verse, 
 and acknowledge that it shows the poet's true convic- 
 tions. If the idea is borrowed from Rabelais, at least 
 the theme loses nothing in the hands of Regnard. 
 
 It is very remarkable, if one may pass from this trifling 
 to a serious remark, to note how very slowly the idea of 
 
THE EPICUREAN. 371 
 
 wealth's responsibilities, of the duties that the rich owe 
 to the poor, has grown up in the world. Especially in 
 this seventeenth century, men seem all supremely selfish. 
 Out of all, only La Fontaine and Moliere — perhaps, too, 
 Saint Amant — are touched with the sense of sympathy. 
 The rich man uses his wealth entirely to procure himself 
 enjoyment : the poor man spends his life in the effort to 
 procure wealth : men of genius flatter, cringe, and do 
 hotou^ to procure wealth and the means of enjoyment. 
 Regnard, at once a rich man and a genius, spent his 
 money in surrounding himself with all that life could 
 give of physical and aesthetic pleasure ; for the poor, the 
 helpless, the suffering, he has no thought. Suffering, in 
 all forms, is distasteful to the Epicurean, particularly 
 those forms of suffering which are associated with pov- 
 erty, ugliness, mean surroundings. He dislikes suffer- 
 ing so much that he will not see any if he can help it. 
 Let it stay outside. Inside, let the violins and flutes 
 play ; let there be the flowing of wine : let the boys 
 sing ; let the ladies prattle ; and in the intervals of 
 these, when the muscles are tired of laughing, the ear 
 fatigued with sweet sounds, let us go to our study 
 and write the comedies, the satires, the verses of this 
 artificial heaven which shall make us immortal. 
 
 For Regnard is a poet. Not, if you please, a great 
 poet, but a poet of considerable vigor and abundant 
 wit : second as a satirist to Boileau, and second as a 
 dramatist to Moliere. You will not, T apprehend, take 
 pleasure in reading all his satires, but you may read 
 one, that on Boileau-Desprdaux. Boileau, you remem- 
 ber, wrote a Satire on Women, the poorest and weak- 
 est production of his pen. Regnard, who was not one 
 of the great man's disciples, dared to write a counter- 
 blast on husbands, at which Boileau chose to be in a 
 
372 REGNARB, 
 
 great rage. Whereupon Regnard wrote " The Tomb 
 of Boileau," in which he supposed the poet to have 
 expired in disgust at seeing another preferred to him- 
 self. These are his last words, addressed to his own 
 verses : — 
 
 Dearer to me than mistress, love, or wife, 
 
 You who will give your author second life, 
 
 For the last time I see you — round my bed 
 
 Already Death his horrid wings has spread. 
 
 Yet I die happy, since an age depraved 
 
 Sees, without horror, taste despised and braved ; 
 
 Since France, ungrateful, faithless, false, untrue, 
 
 Yawns o'er my verse, and yearns for idols new. 
 
 And I, so long the king of phrase and word, 
 
 Have now to witness llegnard's rhymes preferred. 
 
 Regnard, who ten years spent from shore to shore, 
 
 In liapland wandering from the Moorish oar ; 
 
 Regnard, who knows no classic rules aright. 
 
 Who eats, and drinks, and gambles day and night. 
 
 Was it for this that in my youthful toil, 
 
 By the pale glimmer of the rancid oil, 
 
 Bowed over dusty tomes, I learned — the curse 
 
 Of all my life — to hammer out a verse? 
 
 Is it on drinking that our poets hope? 
 
 And is Parnassus but a flowery slope? 
 
 Yet Regnard, Regnard, flies from hand to hand, 
 
 I heaped, meanwhile, on every old bookstand. 
 
 Oh ! cruel stroke of fate ! Despair and rage ! 
 
 AVhen Herculean toils have brought old age, 
 
 By a new athlete vanquished, see me lie — 
 
 !My life too long for honour ; let me die. 
 
 It is pleasant, after reading the above, to remember 
 that Boileau and Regnard were subsequently recon- 
 ciled, and said kind things of each other. "Regnard 
 is only a mediocre poet," said some one to Boileau, after 
 the reconciliation. "II n'est pas m^diocrement gai," 
 said the old satirist. While Regnard, making amends, 
 dedicated his comedy, the '' Menechmes," to Boileau, 
 calling himself his disciple, and saying: — 
 
HIS PLAYS. 373 
 
 Favori des neuf soeurs, qui sur le mont Parnasse, 
 De I'aveu d'Apollon, marches si pres d'Horace. 
 
 Which is as it should be, and unkmd things are better 
 said of men when they are dead than when they are 
 living. At least they cause less annoyance. Let us 
 all agree to say nothing cruel of friend or enemy till he 
 is fairly under the sod. Think,. then, of the pleasures 
 of uncontradicted calumny. 
 
 In placing Regnard next to Moliere, it must be un- 
 derstood that there is an immense space between the 
 two. Regnard is animated, lively, gay, but he wants 
 that substratum of sadness which accompanies the 
 higher forms of genius. His plays, too, are quite con- 
 ventional, impossible, and unreal. Take only one, the 
 best — best because it is the liveliest and lightest — the 
 " Folies Amoureuses." Eraste has returned from Italy : 
 Agathe, under the tutelage of Albert, her jealous and 
 suspicious guardian, discovers the return of her lover, 
 and, accompanied by the inevitable Lisette, goes into 
 the garden, where all the action takes place, in the early 
 morning, in the hope of meeting him. Lovers, of 
 course, get up always at daybreak. Here she is dis- 
 covered by Albert, the guardian, and is sent indoors, 
 while Lisette is first abused and then coaxed. Crispin, 
 the valet of Eraste, sent to see how things lie, is inter- 
 cepted by Albert the jealous ; — 
 
 Vous me portez tout Pair de ces fripons 
 
 Qui rodent pour entrer la nuit dans les maisons. 
 
 Crispin pretends to be a chemist — doctor, natural phi- 
 losopher — and makes up a long story. Albert goes into 
 the house, and Eraste has a short conference with his 
 servant. That is all the first act. In the second, 
 Albert declares his love to Agathe, and Eraste Intro- 
 
374 REGNARD. 
 
 duces himself. Crispin is there in his pretended charac- 
 ter of chemist. Agathe becomes mad suddenly, and 
 comes in dressed as Scaramouche, playing a guitar, and 
 singing, though Albert only half believes in the impost- 
 ure. She slips a letter into the hand of Eraste, en- 
 treating him to carry her off. In the third act Agathe 
 appears first as an old woman, then as a dragoon. Cris- 
 pin declares that the onl}^ way to cure her is to transfer 
 the madness to another person. He transfers it, by 
 magic, to Eraste, who immediately draws his sword and 
 threatens Albert. Albert flees from the madman: the 
 lovers make haste to escape in the opposite direction, 
 and when Albert timidly returns he finds them gone. 
 
 Well — that is all. A plot so very likely to happen 
 in real life ; quite simple, too. It makes three acts, the 
 liveliest possible ; and one can quite understand the pleas- 
 ure with which the jealousy of the guardian, the pert- 
 ness of the maid, the impudence of the valet, the 
 coolness of the lover, and the subtlety of the young 
 lady would be received. And you have just these five 
 characters, each perfect, and each having its own full 
 share of the piece. 
 
 Regnard wrote some seventeen such pieces, every 
 one of which, impossible as all are, may be read with 
 pleasure. He died at the age of fifty-five, being killed, 
 according to one account, by taking medicines too 
 powerful, after over-eating himself. '* Qui ne se plait 
 point h, Regnard," said Voltaire, " n'est pas digne 
 d'admirer Moliere." Which judgment will serve us 
 for his epitaph. 
 
Chapter XVII. 
 GRESSET. 
 
 Alas ! poor shepherd. — As You Like. It. 
 
 TT is the fate of some writers to be remembered by a 
 -^ single piece, that of most not to be remembered at 
 all. So that Gresset, whose literary baggage consists 
 of tragedies, comedies, and verses of all kinds, may be 
 considered fortunate, inasmuch as the world yet reads 
 one of his poems, — his first and best. It is a whimsical, 
 absurd, extravagant, mirthful little poem, all about nuns 
 and their ways, full of the innocent babble, the extrav- 
 agant trifling, of the sisters, shut up with nothing to 
 think about but the little gossip, all about nothing, of 
 the convent. This wonderful production was the work 
 of a serious and sober young professeur entirely given 
 up to his work of teaching, never seen in society, of 
 studious and silent life, and selected for the scholastic 
 profession by the Jesuits, his masters, because he was so 
 quiet,, so good, so doux. And yet at the age of twenty- 
 five, when the first hot youth had been passed without a 
 sin, and all seemed to promise a sober manhood devoted to 
 Latin grammar, this young man, forsaking the traditions 
 of his youth, must needs write and print "Ver-Vert." 
 Worse than that, three editions followed each other in 
 rapid succession, and all France began to talk of the 
 young professeur who knew the ways of the nuns so 
 well, and could rhyme about them so glibly. The 
 Jesuits, alarmed at the gayety of the verse, and unable 
 
376 CRESSET. 
 
 to see any thing to laugh at in nuns, sent the offender 
 for a term to La Fleche. After a brief exile, he returned 
 to Paris, where he brought out his " Cliartreuse," a long 
 account of a garret in a college, with rambling remarks 
 upon every thing, remarks that tumble headlong from 
 the poet's brain, not original, not striking, and certainly 
 not calculated to do any harm to even a child. But 
 the order were scandalized, and took up the matter 
 seriously. It is truly difficult to fathom the delicacy 
 of the ecclesiastical mind. For when the lady superior 
 of the Visitation nuns found the following lines in 
 " Ver-Vert " — 
 
 D6sir de fille est un feu qui d6vore, 
 Desir de nonne est cent f ois pis encore — 
 
 she made a grand state affair of it, and wrote to her 
 brother, a man in high place. He complained to the 
 Jesuit superiors, and Cardinal Fleury wrote to the lieu- 
 tenant of police on the subject : — 
 
 Here is a letter from the Pere de Linyeres, on the subject of 
 the young man whose three little works you have sent me. That 
 about the parrot is extremely pretty, and much superior to the 
 other two; but it is libertine in tone, and will certainly give 
 trouble to the Jesuits if they do not take care. All the young 
 fellow's talent seems turned to the side of license, and such gen- 
 iuses never get corrected. The best plan would be to expel him 
 from the society. 
 
 Poor Gresset! — all his talents devoted to licentious 
 writing ! And he so religious, and " Ver-Vert" so inno- 
 cent. The " libertine tone " is almost, save for a touch 
 here and a touch there, what might have been written 
 by any sprightly young girl. It sometimes approaches 
 dangerously near to things difficult to handle ... we 
 are almost among the breakers — but see, a turn, a break 
 in the sense, the slighest possible smile, the least little 
 light in the eye, such as girls use to convey their little 
 
AN ACADEMICIAN. 877 
 
 shades of meaning, and we are sailing away again in the 
 open, free from shoals and far from the dangers of the 
 reef. Libertine? The cardinal is really too severe. 
 But it makes one reflect on the admirable freedom of 
 the press, the faithful representation of human life, the 
 perfect innocence of mirth, and the abundant material 
 for it, which we should have, did the priests, those 
 lambs of uncompromising virtue, command the right of 
 publication. 
 
 And thus Gresset was expelled the order of the 
 Jesuits. He had been in the society all his life, and he 
 was afraid of that cold world without, into which he had 
 never ventured. He took off the Jesuits' robe, laid it 
 down with a sigh, and ^ent out of his college crying. 
 He was but a child, as guileless as any nun ; as ignorant 
 of the ways of men ; as innocent of their ambitions. 
 Presently he went into the salons of Paris, looked round 
 him, reflected, observed, and wrote his comedy of " Le 
 M-^chant." 
 
 It was the second literary event in his life ; and it 
 marks the second period of his education. But it stamps 
 him with the brand of mediocrity. He is second-rate. 
 And though the comedy brought him into the French 
 Academy, got him pensions, and increased his reputa- 
 tion, it could not live. But he went on to write more 
 dramas, and to pour out verses with a fatal facility ; he 
 never had the least control over his pen, and now that 
 the '" first sprightly running " was over, and there were 
 only the lees of thought left, his lines are tiresome and 
 feeble indeed. 
 
 But presently he grew weary of Paris and the salons, 
 and began to sigh for a country life. Moreover, albeit 
 expelled from the society of the Jesuits, he was a man 
 in whom the reHgious sentiment was too strong to per- 
 mit the attractions "of Parisian life. He had pensions to 
 
378 CRESSET. 
 
 the amount of ten thousand francs a year, and with this 
 income he retired to his native town of Amiens, where 
 he married and lived in the practice of rehgious duties 
 for the last thirty years of his life, from time to time 
 going up to Paris. Presently his religious prejudices 
 received a grievous stimulus. Do you know the 
 wretched story of La Barre ? Let me recall it, for it 
 is good to remind ourselves what the sacerdotal spirit 
 always has been and always is. He was a young gen- 
 tleman not twenty years of age, grandson of a greatly 
 distinguished French general. His father having dis- 
 sipated all his fortune, the boy was placed under the 
 charge of an aunt. Abbess of Villancourt, who brought 
 him up and, when he was nineteen years of age, solicited 
 for him a commission in a cavalry regiment, which would 
 have been granted in acknowledgment of his grand- 
 father's services, but for the miserable events which 
 happened. There was a certain Duval de Sarcourt, a 
 man at the time already sixty years of age, who took it 
 into his wicked old head to fall in love with the abbess. 
 His suit was treated with contempt, and young La 
 Barre, taking up the cudgels for his aunt, did all in his 
 power to make De Sarcourt ridiculous. Thereupon, 
 the latter conceived the idea of revenge. He learned, 
 to his great delight, that a year before. La Barre, with 
 another boy of the same age, named D'Etalonde, had 
 actually been guilty of the crime of remaining cov- 
 ered, whether by accident or not is uncertain, during a 
 certain religious procession. This was actually all that 
 the poor hoys had done. He made himself the denouncer 
 to justice of this horrible crime, painting it in the black- 
 est colors of blasphemy and atheism. Chance lent him 
 another weapon. The bran new cross, just put up on 
 the bridge of Abbeville, was found mutilated. De Sar- 
 court accused La Barre and D'Etalonde of having done 
 
LA BARRE. 379 
 
 this as well. He raked up, besides, all the past history, 
 such as it had been, of the two lads, and, finding that 
 they had once sung certain light verses at a supper, 
 added this to the two other crimes. Then came the 
 Bishop Dorleans de la Motte, whom Gresset called 
 dignitate clarus^ pietate clarior. He had been a good 
 man. During the whole of a long life he had been a 
 model of every Christian virtue. But the crime that he 
 was about to commit robbed him of all title to respect. 
 For he joined in the cry and issued admonitions to his 
 flock, which had the effect of turning wonder into fury 
 and of fanning into a raging fire the smouldering embers 
 of fanaticism. De Sarcourt pushed on the case, forced 
 the magistrates to take it up, and taking every advantage 
 that the bigotry of the people, roused by their bishop, 
 lent him, brought evidence from all sides, and succeeded 
 in having the boys tried. When the evidence was col- 
 lected, his own son was found implicated in the two- 
 penny business of a few young men's frivolities. He 
 made him escape, and pushed on the matter to the end. 
 The tribunal of Abbeville, wise and excellent magis- 
 trates, found the two guilty. They were sentenced, to 
 have their right hands cut off, their tongues cut out at 
 the roots, and then to be burned alive. D'Etalonde 
 escaped to Prussia, where Voltaire got him a commission 
 in Frederick's army. He, at least, would henceforth 
 cherish a lively remembrance of ecclesiastical charity. 
 As for La Barre, he was not so fortunate. He was put 
 to the torture, but confessed nothing. Then his friends 
 got the punishment commuted. He was to be beheaded 
 before being burned, and he was spared the agony of 
 mutilation. They brought him to the place of execu- 
 tion, this hapless boy, his limbs twisted and racked by 
 the torture, but his spirit unbroken. On his breast 
 they placed a placard, calling him " impious, blasphe- 
 
880 CRESSET. 
 
 mous, sacrilegious, execrable." His last words expressed 
 a sort of confused wonder that he should suffer so much 
 for having done so httle. " I did not think," he said, 
 " that they could put a young gentleman to death for 
 such a trifle." So De Sarcourt was avenged. That is, 
 he was still ridiculous as regards the love matter — as 
 he always had been — and now he was infamous as well. 
 As for the bishop, it is pleasant to read that the last 
 years of his life were tortured and agonized by the con- 
 stant spectacle of that unhappy boy and the memory 
 of the part he had taken. Voltaire wrote a burning 
 account of the whole business. But neither infamy nor 
 remorse nor indignation could bring back to life poor 
 young La Barre. 
 
 It was only a hundred years ago. The boys had 
 remained covered while the Capuchin monks carried 
 some mediaeval trumpery in procession. Only a hun- 
 dred years ago. Let us thank God for the French 
 Revolution ! 
 
 As for Gresset, the lesson was not lost on him. He 
 thought of his two lines in " Ver-Vert," and trembled. 
 H^ fell into an abject terror. If these things were done 
 in the green tree, what should be done in the dry ? — 
 
 Desir de fille est un feu qui devore, 
 Desir de nonue est cent fois pis encore. 
 
 If La Barre were tortured, strangled, and burned for 
 not taking off his hat to a file of greasy monks, what 
 should be done to him for those appalling lines ? 
 
 Desir de nonne .... 
 
 He resolved what he would do — safety before every 
 thing. Let honor, self-respect, consideration for his 
 reputation, all go to the winds. The sinner would save 
 his body alive. Any humihation was better than the 
 very disagreeable quart cCheure necessarily spent in 
 
REPENTANCE. 381 
 
 getting burned, a thing impossible to be hurried over. 
 He wrote an abjuration to the bishop of his title of 
 dramatic author, professed his unfeigned regret for 
 having written verses so light, asked pardon of the 
 Virgin Mary for his worldly comedies, and then sat 
 down* relieved and happ3^ Piron and Voltaire wrote 
 epigrams on his conversion. But that mattered little. 
 Said Voltaire : — 
 
 Gresset, done du double privilege 
 D'etre au college un bel-esprit mondain 
 Et dans le monde un homme de college, 
 Gresset, devot, jadis petit badin, 
 Sanctifie par ses palinodies, 
 Enfin pretend avoir coraponction 
 Qu'il composa jadis des comedies, 
 Dont a la Vierge il demande pardon ; 
 Gresset se trompe: il n'est pas si coupable: 
 Un vers heureux et d'un ton agr^able 
 Ne suffit pas: il faut de Taction, 
 De I'inter^t, du comique, du fable, 
 Des mceurs du temps un portrait veritable, 
 Pour consommer cette ceuvre du demon. 
 
 Gresset has no more history. Henceforth he is a 
 cagot^ an abject slave to the priests, a grovelling observer 
 of outward rites and ceremonies, trembling lest a Pater 
 should be omitted, careful to obey in the smallest par- 
 ticulars. Let us read his " Ver-Vert." 
 At Nevers once, not long ago, 
 The pet of certain sisters there. 
 Flourished a parrot, one so fair, 
 So trained in all a bird can know, 
 As to deserve a better fate. 
 Did happiness on merit wait. 
 Ver-Vert, such was the parrot's name, 
 Young yet, and innocent of wrong, 
 Transplanted from some Indian stream, 
 
 Was placed these cloistered nuns among. 
 Bright-hued was he, and gay, but sage; 
 Frank, as befitted childhood's age, 
 
382 GRESSET., 
 
 And free from evilthought or word: 
 In short, he was the very bird 
 To choose for such a sacred cage. 
 
 Needs not to tell what love he won, 
 What cares received, from every nun; 
 How, next to the confessor, he 
 Reigned in each heart; and though it be 
 Sinful to weakness to succumb, 
 Ver-Vert the bird was first with some. 
 He shared in these serene retreats 
 The sirups, jellies, and the* sweets . 
 Made by the sisters to excite 
 , The holy father's appetite. 
 For him 'twas free to do or say 
 Whate'er he pleased — 'twas still his way. 
 No circle could be pleasant where 
 There was not in the midst Ver-Vert, 
 To whistle, chirrup, sing, and fly; 
 And all the while with modesty, 
 Just like a novice, timid yet. 
 And ever fearful to forget ; 
 Never, unquestioned, silence broke, 
 Yet answered all, though twenty spoke; 
 Just as great Csesar, between whiles. 
 Wrote all at once five different styles. 
 
 At night his pleasure was to roam 
 
 From one to other for a home ; 
 
 Happy, too happy, was the nun 
 
 Whose cell his wayward choice had won. 
 
 He wandered here and wandered there, 
 
 But, truth to say, 'twas very rare 
 
 fThat fancy led him to the cell 
 
 Where any ancient dame might dwell. 
 
 No, rather would his choice be laid 
 
 Where some young sister's couch was made; 
 
 There would he sleep the long night through, 
 
 Till dayhght broke and slumbers flew; 
 
 And then, so privileged and free^ 
 
 The sister's first toilette might see. 
 
 Toilette I say, but whisper low. 
 
 Somewhere I've read but do not know, 
 
VER'VERT, 883 
 
 Nuns' mirrors must be quite as true 
 
 As, ladies, is required for you; 
 
 And, just as fashion in the world 
 
 Must here be fringed and there be curled, 
 
 So also in the simple part 
 
 Of veils and bands there lies an art; 
 
 For that light throng of frivolous imps 
 
 Who scale o'er walls and creep through bars, 
 Can give to stiffest veils and gimps 
 
 A grace that satin never wears. 
 Of course you guess, at such a school, 
 Yer-Vert, by parrot's instinct rule, 
 
 Endowed with speech, his ladies took 
 For pattern; and, except at meat, 
 When all the nuns in silence eat. 
 
 Talked fast and long, and like a book. 
 He was not, mark, one of these light •" 
 And worldly birds, corrupted quite 
 By secular concerns, ahd who 
 Know mundane follies through and through; 
 
 Ver-Vert was piously inchned ; 
 A fair soul led by innocence, 
 Unsullied his intelligence, 
 
 No rude words lingered in his mind. 
 But then he knew each canticle, 
 
 Oremus and the colloquies, 
 His Benedicite said well. 
 
 The Notre mere, and charities. 
 Instructed still, he grows more wise, 
 The pupil with the teacher vies ; 
 He imitates their very tones, 
 The softening notes, the pious groans, 
 The long-drawn sighs, by which they prove 
 How they adore, and how they love; 
 And knows at length — a holy part — 
 The Breviary all by heart. 
 
 But fame is full of perils ; well 
 In lowly lot obscure to dwell. 
 Success too great, without reverse, 
 Oft makes the moral nature worse. 
 Thy name, immortal parrot, spread 
 Still wider, till, by sad fate led, 
 
384 . CRESSET. 
 
 It reached as far as Nantes. Here stood 
 The chief house of the sisterhood. 
 
 Now not the last, as might be guessed, 
 Are nuns to hear of what goes on ; 
 
 And chattering still, like all the rest, 
 Of what was said and what was done. 
 
 They heard of Ver-Vert, wondered much, 
 They talked and envied, talked and sighed 
 
 (Great though his powers, his virtues such, 
 Had been by rumor magnified) , 
 Till last a common longing fell 
 On all alike this miracle 
 
 Themselves to see. A girl's desire 
 Is like a flame that leaps and burns : 
 
 But ah! a fiercer, brighter fire. 
 Is when a nun with longing yearns. 
 
 To JS'evers fly all hearts ; of nought 
 But Ver-Vert can the convent think. 
 
 Could he — ah! could he here be brought! 
 The Loire is swift; ships do not sink. 
 Oh! bid him come, if but to show 
 For one day what a bird can know. 
 
 They write to Nevers; then, how long 
 Before an answer ? Twelve whole days ? 
 
 So long? So far? Alas! 'tis wrong. 
 We sleep no more ; pale every face, 
 And sister Cecile wastes apace. 
 
 On board the bark that on the wave 
 
 Bore Ver-Vert from his patrons' care 
 Were three fair nymphs, two soldiers brave, 
 
 A nurse, a monk, a Gascon pair. 
 Strange company and sad, I ween. 
 
 For Ver-Vert, best of pious birds. 
 Innocent quite of what might mean 
 
 Their strange garb and their stranger words, 
 He listened, 'mazed at first. The style 
 
 Was new, and yet the" words were old. 
 It was not gospel, truly; while 
 
 The jokes they made, the tales they told, 
 , Were marked by absence of those sweet 
 
 Ejaculations, vows, and prayers, 
 Which they would make and he repeat. 
 
 No Christian 'words are these he hears. 
 
VER-VERT, 385 
 
 The bold dragoons with barrack slang 
 Confused his head and turned his brain; 
 
 To unknown deities they sang 
 In quite an unaccustomed strain. 
 
 The Gascons and the ladies three 
 
 Conversed in language odd but free; 
 
 The boatmen all in chorus swore 
 
 Oaths never heard by him before. 
 
 And, sad and glum, Ver-Vert sat still 
 
 In silence, though against his will. 
 
 But presently the bird they spy, 
 And for their own diversion try 
 To make him talk. The monk begins 
 With some light questions on his sins; 
 Ver-Vert looks up, and with a sigh, 
 *' Ave! my sister," makes reply: 
 And as they roar with laughter long 
 Suspects, somehow, he's answered wrong. 
 Proud was his spirit, until then 
 Unchecked by scoff of vulgar men ; 
 And so he could not brook to see 
 His words exposed to contumely. 
 Alas! with patience, Ver-Vert lost 
 
 The first bloom of his innocence. 
 That gone, how little did it cost 
 
 To curse the nuns and their pretence 
 To teach him French? well might they laugh, 
 The nuns, he found, had left out half — 
 The half, too, most for beauty made. 
 The nervous tone, the delicate shade; 
 To learn this half — the better lore — 
 He speaks but little, thinks the more. 
 
 At first the parrot, so far wise. 
 Perceives that all he learned before, 
 
 The chants, the hymns, the languid sighs, 
 And all the language of the nuns, 
 Must be forgotten, and at once. 
 In two short days the task was done, 
 And soldiers' wit 'gainst prayer of nun, 
 So fresh, so bright, so pleasant seemed, 
 That in less time than could be dreamed 
 26 
 
386 CRESSET. 
 
 (Too soon youth lends itself to evil), 
 He cursed and swore like any devil. 
 
 By steps, the proverb says, we go 
 From bad to worse, from sin to crime; 
 
 Ver-Yert reversed the rule, and so 
 Served no noviciate's tedious time. 
 Full-fledged professor of all sin, 
 Whate'er they said he marked within; 
 Ran their whole dictionary through, 
 And all the wicked language knew; 
 Till one day at an oath suppressed. 
 He finished it, with swelling breast. 
 Loud was the praise, great the applause; 
 
 Poor Ver-Vert proudly looked around, 
 He, too, could speak by boatman's laws. 
 
 He, too, this glorious half had found. 
 Then to his genius giving play, 
 He cursed and swore the live-long day. 
 Fatal example this, how pride 
 Young hearts from heaven may turn aside. 
 
 The boat arrives, and at the stage 
 A sister waits, to take the cage. 
 Since the first letter sent, she sits 
 
 With eyes turned ever up the stream, 
 And watching every sail that flits 
 
 Across the wave, each, in her dream, 
 The bark that brings the saint Ver-Vert. 
 
 He knew — corrupted bird — aright, 
 By that half-opened eye, that bare 
 
 And scanty dress, those gloves so white. 
 The cross — by all these tokens good — 
 He knew, he knew the sisterhood. 
 Seeing her there, he trembled first, 
 And then in undertones he cursed. 
 For much he feared, and much he sighed. 
 
 Thinking that all the blasphemies 
 In which he took such joy and pride 
 
 Would change again to litanies. 
 And then he shrieked ; she seized the cage, 
 In vain he pecked in useless rage ; 
 
 Bit the poor sister here and there, 
 For still she bore him to his fate. 
 Arrived within the convent gate, 
 
VER-VERT. 387 
 
 And told the advent of Ver-Vert, 
 The rumor ran. They ring the bells, 
 The sisters troop from choir and cells: 
 *' 'Tis he, my sister, come at last." 
 
 They fly, they run, the old forget 
 The burden of the winters past ; 
 
 Some who were never known as yet 
 To haste their steps, came running now 
 
 All joyous, eager all, and bright, 
 
 As happy as if Ver- Vert's sight 
 Released them all from convent vow. 
 
 They see at last, and cannot tire, 
 
 That form so full of youth and fire : 
 
 For Ver- Vert, though now steeped in harm, 
 
 Had not therefore become less fair ; 
 
 That warlike eye, that dandy air, 
 Lent him at least a novel charm. 
 Ah, heaven! why on a traitor's face 
 Waste all this beauty, all this grace? 
 
 The sisters, charmed with such a bird, 
 Press round him, chattering all at once, 
 As is the way, I'm told with nuns; 
 
 That even thunder fell unheard. 
 He during all the clatter sat, 
 Deigning no word, or this, or that. 
 Only with strange libertine gaze. 
 
 Rolling his eyes from nun to nun. 
 First scandal. Not without amaze. 
 
 The holy lady saw how one 
 So pious could so rudely stare. 
 Then came the Prioress, and there 
 First questioned him. For answer all, 
 
 Disdainfully he spread his wings, 
 Careless what horror might befall, 
 And thus replied to these poor things, 
 *' Par le corbleu! Lord! Lord, what fools!" 
 At this infringement of the rules 
 Which mere politeness teaches, " Fie, 
 
 My dearest brother," one began. 
 In mocking tones he made reply, 
 
 Till cold her very life-blood ran. 
 
388 CRESSET, 
 
 *< Great Heaven! Is this a sorcerer? 
 
 Is this the saintly praying bird 
 They boast so much of at Nevers, 
 
 Ver-Vert, of whom so much is heard? 
 Is this " — Here Ver-Vert, sad to say, 
 Took up the tale in his new way. 
 He imitated first the young, 
 The novices with chattering tongue ; 
 Their babble and their little ways, 
 Their yawning fits at times of praise. 
 
 Then turning to the ancient ones. 
 Whose virtues brought respect to Nantes, 
 He mocked at large their nasal chants, 
 
 Their coughs, their grumblings, and their groans. 
 But worse to follow. Filled with rage, 
 He beat his wings, and bit the cage, 
 He thundered sacrilegious words 
 Ne'er heard before from beak of birds; 
 All that he'd learned on board the ship 
 Headlong from that corrupted lip 
 Fell 'mid the crowd — words strange to see 
 (Mostly beginning with a d) 
 Hovered about his impious beak — 
 The young nuns thought him talking Greek, 
 Till with an oath so full, so round. 
 That even the youngest understood, 
 He ended. At the frightful sound 
 Multivious fled the sisterhood. 
 
 Ver-Vert, replaced his cage within, 
 
 The nuns resolved without delay 
 To purge the place of heinous sin, 
 
 And send the peccant bird away. 
 The pilgrim asks for nought beside, 
 
 He is proscribed, pronounced accurst. 
 Guilty pronounced of having tried 
 
 The virtue of the nuns ; called worst 
 Of parrots. All in order due 
 
 Attest the truth of this decree, 
 Yet weep that one so fair to view 
 
 So very black of heart should be. 
 He goes, by the same sister borne. 
 
 But now with feehngs changed and sad • 
 
VER-VERT. 389 
 
 t 
 
 Ver-Vert of all his honors shorn, 
 
 Is yet resigned, and even glad. 
 So is brought back to Nevers. Here, 
 
 Alas! alas! new scandals come. 
 Untaught by shame, untouched by fear, 
 
 With wicked words he welcomes home. 
 To these kind ladies manifests, 
 
 Reading the dreadful letter through, 
 With boatmen's oaths and soldiers' jests, 
 
 That all their sisters' wrath was true. 
 Wliat steps to take ? Their cheeks are pale, 
 
 Their senses overwhelmed with grief, 
 With mantles long, with double veil, 
 
 In council high they seek relief. 
 Nine ancient nuns the conclave make — 
 
 Nine centuries assembled seem — 
 Here without hope for old love's sake, 
 
 Far from the girls whose eyes would stream 
 At thought of hurting him, the bird. 
 Chained to his perch, is duly heard. 
 No good he has to say. They vote. 
 Two sibyls write the fatal word 
 Of death; and two, more kindly taught, 
 Propose to send him back again 
 To that profane stream whence he came, 
 Brought by a Brahmin. These in vain — 
 The rest resolve, in common-sense. 
 Two months of total abstinence. 
 Three of retreat, of silence four — 
 Garden and biscuits, board and bed. 
 And play — shall be prohibited. 
 Nor this the whole ; in all the space 
 Forbidden to see a pretty face. 
 A jailer harsh, a guardian grim. 
 With greatest care they chose for him. 
 The oldest, ugliest, sourest nun, 
 An ape in veils, a. skeleton. 
 Bent double with her eighty years — 
 Would move the hardest sinner's tears. 
 
 So passed Ver-Vert his term; in spite 
 
 Of all his jailer's jealous care, 
 The sisters gave him some delight, 
 
 And now and then improved his fare. 
 
390 CRESSET. 
 
 But chained and caged, in dungeon fast, 
 Bitter the sweetest ahnpnds taste. 
 Taught by his sufferings to be wise, 
 Touched, may be, by their tearful eyes, 
 The contrite parrot tries to turn 
 
 Repentant thoughts from things of ill ; 
 Gives all his mind again to learn, 
 
 Recovers soon his ancient skill, 
 And shows as pious as a dean. 
 
 Sure the conversion is not feigned, 
 The ancient conclave meet again. 
 
 And to his prison put an end. 
 Oh! happy day when Ver-Vert, free, 
 Returns the sisters' pet to be. 
 A real fete, a day of joy. 
 With no vexation, no annoy, 
 Each moment given up to mirth. 
 
 And all by love together bound. 
 But ah! the fleeting joy of earth, 
 
 Unstable, untrustworthy found. 
 The songs, and chants, and joyful hours. 
 The dormitory wreathed with flowers, 
 Full liberty, a tumult sweet, 
 
 And nothing, nothing that could tell 
 Of sorrow hiding 'neath their feet, 
 
 Of death advancing to their cell. 
 Passing too quick from diet rude. 
 From plain dry bread to richer food. 
 With sugar tempted, crammed with sweets, 
 Tempted with almonds and such meats, 
 Poor Ver-Vert feels his roses change 
 Into the cypress dark and strange. 
 He droops, he sinks. In vain they try 
 
 By every art to stave off fate. 
 Their very love makes Ver-Vert worse. 
 
 Their cares his death accelerate, 
 Victim of love, of love he tires, 
 And with a few last words expires. 
 These last words, very hard to hear. 
 Vain consolation, pious were. 
 
Chapter XVIII. 
 CARON DE BE AUMARCHAIS. — A DRAMA 
 
 He that has hut impudence 
 To all things has a fair pretence ; 
 And, put among his wants but shame, 
 To all the world may make his claim. 
 
 Act I. 
 
 A N adventurer of the last century had a choice 
 -^^^ between many roads, all of which might lead 
 to fortune. He could become a financier, like Law and 
 Duvernay-Paris ; or a gambler, like Casanova ; or a 
 litterateur^ like Bernardin de Saint-Pierre ; or a charla- 
 tan, like Cagliostro. Caron de Beaumarchais chose all 
 these roads ; he was financier, gambler, author ; he gave 
 to the character of adventurer a universality that it 
 lacked before ; he was the grandest, as he was the last, 
 of his tribe. 
 
 Remark, to begin with, that an adventurer has not 
 only to dare greatly, but to pretend greatly. If he is a 
 bourgeois^ he pretends to be a noble ; if needy, he pre- 
 tends to be wealthy; if of dissolute habits, he affects 
 the highest morality. The one grand rule of his life is 
 the advancement of his own interests. Many men lay 
 down this rule ; few have the courage so to disregard 
 modesty, friendship, honor, and self-respect, as to abide 
 by it ; fewer still have the audacity at the outset of self- 
 assertion. For this is, after all, the greatest element in 
 success. You must not only believe in yourself (any 
 
892 CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS, 
 
 poor broken-down drudge can do so much), but you 
 must also make the world beheve in you. And I recom- 
 mend this faithful history of Beaumarchais as a perfect 
 exemplar to penniless and ambitious youths, a pattern 
 of what an adventurer ought to be. He is styled by, 
 the great nickname-giver, Carlyle, a " withered music- 
 master," the period selected for the nickname being 
 that when he was winning his great cause. No epithet 
 could be more unfortunate, because, in the first place, 
 Beaumarchais was then only forty, and did not wither 
 early, but quite the contrary ; and in the second place, 
 he never was a music-master at all. 
 
 The life of Pierre-Augustin Caron, which divides itself 
 naturally into three acts and some eight tableaux^ began 
 at Paris in 1732, his father being a watch-maker. There 
 were six children, five of them girls, all clever, sprightly, 
 fond of literary trifling, and passionately fond of their 
 only brother. He had no other education than that of 
 a private school, which he left at the age of thirteen, 
 having acquired little beside the art of penmanship, a 
 taste for literature, and a certain precocious facility in 
 the manufacture of verses. So early as this, too, did 
 he begin to feel that fatal passion which was destined 
 to bring him into so many scrapes. He fell in love, was 
 received coldly, and threatened to commit suicide, con- 
 senting to live only on the supplications of all his sisters 
 together. Apprenticed to his father, we hear rumors 
 of late hours and extravagance, for which he was exiled 
 for a space from the paternal roof. Then, on promise 
 of amendment, he returned to be the industrious ap- 
 prentice. And then for six or seven years hard and 
 persevering work at the mystery of watch-making, his 
 only recreations being to write verses, practise music, 
 and get up little theatrical entertainments with his 
 
FIRST SUCCESS. 393 
 
 sisters. Industry was rewarded, for at the age of 
 twenty-one the young fellow invented a new escape- 
 ment in the construction of watches, the first and most 
 creditable event in his life. The history of this man is 
 a series of grand effects, like a firework display. Just 
 as you think it is finished, bang goes another rocket, 
 and the next moment the whole sky is lit up with the 
 splendor of a fire cascade. As soon as young Caron's 
 invention became known it was imitated, and the dis- 
 covery claimed by a rival watch-maker. Pierre-Augustin 
 wrote an indignant letter to the '' Mercure," the first 
 of all his " Memoires," claiming his rights and demand- 
 ing that the Academy of Sciences should decide as to 
 the real inventor. Every thing is given to him who 
 dares to ask. The Academy consented to investigate 
 the question, and decided in favor of young Caron. He 
 was then appointed " watch-maker to the king," made 
 watches for all the royal family, took them to court, 
 explained his novel escapement, and fairly placed his 
 foot on the lowest round of Fortune's ladder. He was 
 tall, shapely, of polished manners, not embarrassed by 
 any mauvaise honte, bright'Cyed, and with clear-cut 
 features, full of gayety and high spirits, in fact, a hand- 
 some young fellow, and a complete coxcomb. A lady 
 presently falls in love with him, the first of many ladies. 
 She is the wife of a certain old M. Franquet, cotitroleur- 
 clerc de Voffice de la maison du roi^ thirty years of age, 
 and beautiful, so that when she took her watch to the 
 shop to be repaired, the young watch-maker begged 
 permission to bring it home himself. He brought it, he 
 called again, he made himself agreeable to M. Franquet, 
 he became the friend of the house, and in a short time, 
 the- old clerk being desirous of repose, Caron bought hia 
 post at the cost of a small annuity, became by right of 
 
394 CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS, 
 
 the situation a gentleman, and gave up the watch-making 
 trade. This was the second step in advance. Then, 
 M. Franquet being good enough to die, Pierre-Augus- 
 tin married his Avidow, and from some small estate of 
 hers assumed the name of Beaumarchais. But his wife 
 too died a year afterwards, and the estate went to some- 
 body else, so that he was left again with nothing but 
 his new territorial name, which he retained, and his 
 little post at court. 
 
 It was then that he became known to the king's 
 daughters. These four ladies, whom Carlyle has quite 
 needlessly held up to derision with the vulgar nick- 
 names given them by their father, possessed great 
 accomplishments, besides a considerable fond of good- 
 nature. Madame Adelaide, for instance, was able to 
 play every instrument that ever was 'invented. Music, 
 indeed, in their monotonous lives, was their chief, if not 
 their only pleasure. They heard of the young con- 
 troleur-clerc s musical abilities, and expressed a wish to 
 hear him play the harp. He came ; he touched his in- 
 strument, then newly introduced, with the skill of David, 
 moved their hearts, and became their friend. Hence- 
 forth he was the principal performer in the family con- 
 certs, which the princesses gave every week, at which 
 only the king, the queen, the dauphin, and a very few 
 persons of the highest distinction, were invited to at- 
 tend. Perhaps he gave himself airs in this court favor ; 
 perhaps it was only envy that inspired the lively hatred 
 with which he was regarded by the courtiers generally. 
 One of them once stopped him coming from the prin- 
 cesses in all the bravery of his new court suit, and hand- 
 ing him his watch begged that he would look at it. 
 " Monsieur," said young Beaumarchais, " I am sorry to 
 say that since I have given up the trade I am become 
 
HIS DUEL. 395 
 
 exceedingly maladroit " — thereon dropping the Tvatcli 
 on the floor. " I told yon so." This kind of persecu- 
 tion is quite easy and simple ; effective, too, for though 
 one may laugh it off, it has its sting, and no butterfly 
 cares to be reminded that he was once a grub. There 
 was only one way to stop it, and Beaumarchais, in spite 
 of strict laws against duelling, challenged one of his 
 persecutors, fought him, and ran him through the body. 
 The gallant young chevalier his adversary died, refusing, . 
 gentleman as he was, to name the man who had killed 
 him. Beaumarchais told his princesses, who told the 
 king, and Louis promised to overlook it unless it were 
 legally brought before his notice. So the persecution 
 ceased, Beaumarchais remaining about the princesses, 
 fetching and carrying for them, playing the harp, and 
 arranging their concerts. His father and sisters were 
 in ecstasies at the splendor of his success. " What have 
 I done," writes poor old Caron, proud and fond, " that 
 God should have given me such a son ? " ^ Meantime 
 the great and glorious son never forgot to send in his 
 little bill for general services rendered to the prin- 
 cesses. 
 
 Twenty years before this — we are now about 1760 — 
 Voltaire made the discovery that a man must be either 
 an anvil or a hammer. Paris-Duvernay made him the 
 former. In the same way the same man made Beau- 
 marchais, who never had the least taste for the rdle of 
 
 1 " I think," he goes on to say, " that God can confer no greater 
 favor on a father of virtue and sensibility than to give him such 
 
 a son In my intervals of suffering I have been reading 
 
 ' Grandison,' and in how many things did I find a real resemblance 
 between Grandison and my son. Father of thy sisters, friend and 
 benefactor of thy father! If England, I said to myself, has its 
 Grandison, France has its Beaumarchais." 
 
896 CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS, 
 
 anvil, also a hammer. It was in return for a favor Beau- 
 marchais did for him. For M. Paris-Duvernay had 
 established the Eeole Militaire^ and now, after spending 
 years of trouble over it, saw it drooping daily for want 
 of royal patronage. Would Beaumarchais get the prin- 
 cesses to visit the place ? He did. Not only that, but 
 the princesses, at his instigation, persuaded the king to 
 go too, and the JEcole was saved. It was in gratitude 
 for this that Duvernay made Beaumarchais a financier; 
 taught him, that is, his own art of making a fortune out 
 of nothing. Under his instructions, and in partnership 
 with the old fox, the young one began the glorious 
 game of shoddy contracts. To help himself in getting 
 them he bought the title of king's secretary, which gave 
 him the rank of nobility, told his father to take his name 
 ofp the shop-front, and then making a still higher bid, 
 applied to be allowed to purchase a vacant post of 
 Grand Ranger, valued at £20,000, Duvernay lending 
 him the money, which was to be repaid out of army 
 contracts. But young Caron was getting on too fast, 
 and the rangers rose as one man, protesting against his 
 admission into their body. Beaumarchais made an un- 
 successful attempt to overrule their opposition, trium- 
 phantly proved that this ranger was the son of a barber, 
 that of a wool- winder, a third of a second-hand jeweller 
 — all trades below the rank of the watch-making mys- 
 tery ; and then, for it was no time to hesitate at a few 
 falsehoods, declared that it was many years since his 
 father gave up the trade ; that he had an uncle a chev- 
 alier of St. Louis, and that his grandfather had been an 
 officer of engineers — we never hear of these illustrious 
 relations again. But it was no use, and he had to content 
 himself with the captaincy of the Warren of the Louvre, 
 an office in which he exercised magisterial control over 
 
SPAIN. 397 
 
 trespassers, fences, encroachments, and poachers in the 
 woods outside Paris. 
 
 In the year 1764 he went to Madrid, nominally to 
 visit a sister, reall}^ to look after certain projects. Du- 
 vernay provided him with introductions, so that he was 
 received at the embassy, and gave him letters of credit 
 for 200,000 francs, which he was only to use for ad- 
 vancing the schemes of plunder. These were many, 
 and in the name of his partner and himself, Beaumar- 
 chais proposed to the astonished Spanish government 
 that they should grant him, first, exclusive rights of 
 trade with Louisiana, next, the exclusive right of sup- 
 plying the Spanish colonies with negroes — he had writ- 
 ten, only the year before, the most beautiful pamphlet 
 possible on the evils of slavery ; thirdly, that he should 
 be authorized to colonize the Sierra Morena ; fourthly, 
 he laid before them a plan by which Duvernay and Co. 
 would undertake to victual the whole Spanish army ; 
 and lastly, half a dozen plans for advancing, in the 
 most disinterested manner, the cause of agriculture 
 and commerce in Spain. Every thing in this man is 
 admirable ; but most admirable of all is the grandeur 
 of his schemes. He sticks at nothing. He will get 
 slaves for a continent, victual an army, conduct the 
 whole trade of a state. Never was a man so versatile 
 and so audacious. The Spanish government, taken 
 aback at first by the quick-witted Frenchman, hardly 
 knew what or how to refuse. Meantime he goes about 
 among his great friends. Lord Rochford and others, 
 playing the guitar, telling stories, picking up Spanish 
 melodies, laughing, gambling — he tells his father how 
 careful he is not to lose, and how angry the Russian 
 ambassador is because he wins — and making love. And 
 then, too, he has a little family business to arrange. . One 
 
898 CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS. 
 
 Clavijo, engaged to his sister, a milliner in Madrid, refused 
 to keep liis promise, and broke off the match. Beaa- 
 marchais, not content with personally abusing the man, 
 actually tried to make an affair of state about it, and, 
 though it seems too absurd, even penetrated to the king's 
 presence with his complaints. Clavijo was dismissed his 
 post, and the poor little milliner remained a maid. 
 
 The Spanish negotiations failed, Spain preferring to 
 find her own negroes, to victual her own army, to 
 colonize her own waste lands, and to carry on her own 
 trade. So the discomfited financier retreated across the 
 frontier, and without wasting time over laments, began 
 new schemes of plunder and glory. It was at this 
 period that he fell in love with the St. Domingo heiress. 
 Pauline was charming : Pauline had a sugar estate worth 
 two millions : Pauline was ready to listen to his vows. 
 The courtship went on at fever-heat, until the lover 
 made the fatal discovery that there was a mortgage to 
 the full value of the estate. After that his ardor visi- 
 bly declined, and his "levities," as sister Julie char- 
 itably called them, began again. Still, things might 
 turn out well after all. Suppose that Pauline would 
 wait till news could come from St. Domingo? She 
 consented to wait, but learning by degrees that her 
 lover was not the perfect being she once thought him, 
 she listened to another, the ungrateful Chevalier de 
 
 S , whom, sad to tell, Beaumarchais had brought to 
 
 the house for the express purpose of making love to 
 Julie. One morning the perfidious pair quietly stole 
 off together and got married. Beaumarchais flew into 
 quite a vulgar rage, and after vowing a vengeance, never 
 executed, against the bridegroom, sat down and — made 
 out his bill, charges for time and money expended in 
 the service of Mademoiselle Pauline. It came to 24,000 
 
PAULINE. 399 
 
 francs, for the angry lover omitted nothing. Pauline 
 gave him a written promise, but never paid any thing, 
 because in a short twelvemonth she was a penniless 
 widow, and Beaumarchais had forgotten his rage, being 
 in fact much too busy a man to sit down and brood 
 over his wrath. It is only your sluggish-blooded crea- 
 ture who nurses his anger and bides his time. Beau- 
 marchais, once recovered from his very natural wrath, 
 laughed, took himself off to new " levities," and forgot 
 all about it. 
 
 It was in 1765 that he came back from Spain, then 
 thirty-two years of age, and it was in 1767 that he 
 brought out his first piece at the Comddie Frangaise, 
 the '' Eugenie," a dismal, lachrymose piece, dull and 
 sentimental, for the author had not yet struck the real 
 vein. The " Deux Amis," which followed, was no bet- 
 ter. " M. de Beaumarchais," said Coll(^, founder of the 
 Caveau^ " has proved by this drama that he has neither 
 genius, talent, or wit." Coll^ was wrong. All that 
 Beaumarchais had really proved was that there was 
 neither genius, talent, or wit in either of the dramas he 
 had yet produced. 
 
 All this time, constant speculations, especially in the 
 wood-cutting line, contracts, loans, love-making, and 
 music. And in 1768 he married again, another widow, 
 Madame Leveque, who brought him a large fortune. 
 .And here, with the wedding-bells, drops the curtain on 
 the first act. Confess that he has done well. His name 
 is on every lip ; he is rich with his wife's income ; he is 
 growing rich rapidly with his contracts and concessions ; 
 his irons are in a hundred fires ; the watch-making j)ast 
 is clean gone out of sight and forgotten ; he is the most 
 envied, the most successful man of his time. 
 
400 CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS, 
 
 Act II. 
 
 That would be an insipid play, where all the charac- 
 ters were virtuous, all the incidents mere additions to 
 existing happiness. In this act the footlights are dark- 
 ened, and while the sympathetic violoncello twangs, 
 Beaumarchais performs his great part of the good 
 man struggling with adversity. 
 
 ' Old Paris-Duvernay died, leaving his money to a 
 certain Count de la Blache, his nephew, who hated 
 Beaumarchais Avith a great and solemn hatred. The 
 partnership had already been dissolved, Duvernay giv- 
 ing Beaumarchais a receipt for a settlement in full of 
 accounts, and a promissory note for 15,000 francs. La 
 Blache, immediately on succeeding, brought an action 
 setting aside the settlement, and claiming the sum of 
 139,000 francs. It does not appear that there was the 
 least shadow of justice in the claim, which was insti- 
 tuted by a small-minded man to gratify personal and 
 petty spite, and the court decided in favor of Beaumar- 
 chais. Then the count appealed, and began to stir up 
 the waters of bitterness by means of pamphlets, which 
 gave the affair its first importance. For the pamphlet- 
 eers asserted that more than money was at stake, that 
 the civil would be followed by a criminal action for 
 forgery. And when, at this time, Beaumarchais lost 
 his wife and her fortune too in childbirth, these gentle- 
 men drew public attention to the rapid deaths of old 
 Franquet himself, and of the two wives, more than 
 suggesting that Beaumarchais had poisoned all three. 
 Everybody knows that mud will stick, whoever throws 
 it, and Paris was quite prepared to hear, after this, 
 what La Blache stated immediately afterwards, that 
 
SCANDALS. 401 
 
 Beau mar chais had been driven in disgrace from the 
 presence of the princesses. Beaumarchais made here 
 the one great mistake of his life, for he wrote to the 
 Countess of Pdrigord asking if she would get from the 
 princesses one single word to contradict this new cal- 
 umny. She answered that they had never said one 
 word against his reputation. Beaumarchais immedi- 
 ately published a m&nwire^ in which he stated that he 
 was " authorized " by the princesses to publish a con- 
 tradiction to the statement. The princesses, angry at 
 their names being thus brought into the affair, gave La 
 Blache a paper, saying, that they had no interest in M. 
 Beaumarchais' lawsuit. This of course was published 
 immediately. So that men began to look askance upon 
 this spoiled child of fortune ; there is no smoke without 
 fire, and there might be truth in these insulting pam- 
 phlets. To make suspicions certainty there was wanting 
 a tangible scandal. It was furnished by his own folly. 
 Mile. Mesnard, of the Theatre Italien, was a young 
 lady living under the protection of the Due de Chaulnes, 
 a nobleman who was remarkable for the violence of his 
 temper and his prodigious physical strength. Beaumar- 
 chais took to paying the young lady visits, and after 
 some time the duke perceived that her affections were 
 transferred to the new friend. Scenes of violence, in 
 which all but the strongest pieces of furniture were 
 broken, followed the discovery, and the girl fled in ter- 
 ror to a convent. Thence, after writing to the duke 
 that the rupture must be final, she went home and asked 
 Beaumarchais to visit her. He went, but first wrote a 
 moral letter to the duke, assuring him of the virtuous 
 sentiments under whose influence he was visiting the 
 lady, and of the profound respect he entertained for her. 
 It is very remarkable how all the letters written by this 
 
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402 CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS. 
 
 moralist produced an effect exactly contrary to what 
 was intended. !For they exasperated the recipient 
 beyond endurance. There is sometimes manifested, in 
 some of the more gifted among us, a certain ostentation 
 of superior intellect, morals, religion, or physique^ which 
 makes the humblest worm to wriggle in impotent wrath. 
 And did any other man ever take away your mistress, 
 and then tell you that his only object was to procure her 
 happiness? The Due de Chaulnes, speechless with 
 wrath, went into the country and raged for two months, 
 until he could bear himself no longer, and came up 
 resolved to kill the man. 
 
 He went first to Mademoiselle Mesnard's. There was 
 Gudin, friend of Beaumarchais. He took poor Gudin 
 by the throat, tore off his wig, cuffed him, and used 
 very terrible language. Then he broke more furniture. 
 Then he flung out of the house down to the court of 
 the Warren, where Beaumarchais was hearing cases, 
 and bursting into the place, informed the judge that he 
 was going to drink his blood. " Have the goodness, M. 
 le due," said Beaumarchais, " to wait till the day's 
 business is finished." Then he went on with his work 
 as slowly as he could, the duke pacing backwards and 
 forwards outside, using disquieting threats. When 
 Beaumarchais came out, and stepped into his coach, 
 the duke followed him, and made the drive home pleas- 
 ant by rude exhortations to prepare for death. Arrived 
 at their destination, they went upstairs together. There 
 Beaumarchais refused to fight, and called his servants. 
 The duke, mad with rage, went at his enemy with his 
 fists, tearing out his hair, kicking, scratching, and curs- 
 ing. Then he drew his sword and ran a-muck among 
 the servants, cutting off the coachman's nose, wounding 
 the valet in the head, and the cook in the hand. 
 
PRISON, 403 
 
 Here was a pretty scandal ! — just, too, when it was all- 
 important to have a blameless reputation. Beaumarchais 
 was sent to the prison of For TEveque ; the duke was 
 sent to Vincennes ; and Mile. Mesnard ran back to her 
 convent. " I fortify myself," she wrote, " more and 
 more in my resolution to accept the cloister as my lot." 
 Reading the letter over again, she added, as an after- 
 thought, " at least for a time." 
 
 She enjoyed her seclusion for a fortnight, and then 
 came back to the world. Beaumarchais wrote a beautiful 
 moral letter from his prison, rebuking her for leaving 
 hers. Alas ! he could not get out, though he wrote 
 reams of memoires. They told him the best chance was 
 to keep silence. As if Beaumarchais could ever keep 
 silence. Why, the people might forget him. And when 
 he did get out, he troubled himself no more about little 
 Mesnard. It was the poor, impetuous duke who, the 
 moment he left his prison, looked after the welfare of 
 the girl who had deserted him. 
 
 What a curious story it is ! The blameless Beaumar- 
 chais, with Gudin the good, conspiring to rob another 
 man of his mistress ; the robbed one going into a royal 
 court declaring his intention of killing the judge, no 
 officer of the court pushing him out ; then, because he is 
 a duke, cutting off a coachman's nose, wounding a valet 
 and a cook, and no one making any remarks ; both par- 
 ties sent to prison with the impartiality of a schoolmaster 
 who flogs all round ; and, funniest thing of all, the 
 retreat of the young lady, about whose character there 
 could be no manner of doubt, to a convent, where she 
 stays as lofig as she pleases, and then returns to her 
 former life. It reminds one of Boisrobert's visit to the 
 Jesuits. 
 
 And now, when his character is at its lowest ebb, 
 
404 CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS. 
 
 when he is in prison, when his fortune is gone, the 
 parliament gives their decision in the lawsuit — against 
 him — acting on the report furnished by Councillor 
 Goezman. Goezman : it is the councillor whose wife 
 he has bribed : a hundred louis and a gold watch worth 
 as much for herself, with fifteen louis to bribe the coun- 
 cillor's secretary. Madame Goezman returns the watch 
 and the hundred louis, and, on inquiry of the secretary, 
 Beaumarchais ascertains that this injured official has 
 had nothing at all. So he first appeals for a third and 
 last trial of the case, and then brings an action against 
 the lady for fifteen louis. She began by denying the 
 whole story. But the thing flew about and made a 
 scandal, for it was impossible to doubt what had hap- 
 pened. Goezman got the go-between in the matter, 
 but too late, to swear that his wife had indignantly 
 refused all the offers of Beaumarchais, and in his turn 
 charged him with attempted bribery and slander. He 
 was accused, remark, by one judge, the case to be tried 
 by the other judges, and with dosed doors; and the 
 interest of the judges was to maintain the honor of 
 their own body. Then Beaumarchais showed for the first 
 time the real nature of his genius, and wrote his famous 
 " Mdmoires." We must remember that as yet he had no 
 established position. His fortune, all locked up in works 
 and contracts, has only a paper existence ; his reputation, 
 founded on the good opinion of the princesses, is already 
 lost ; he has failed as a dramatist ; he has made innum- 
 erable enemies ; he has no family interest. " One of 
 the things," he says, " that I have always studied, is 
 the command of myself in important crises." This is the 
 most important in his life. Against him, all busily pour- 
 ing out pamphlets, are arranged Goezman, La Blache, 
 Murin of the '' Gazette de France," d'Arnaut-Baculard 
 
m£moires. 405 
 
 the novelist, Bertrand the banker ; all the judges of the 
 new parliament ; and all Paris, prejudiced by the late 
 scandals. With him, Gudin the faithful, to find the 
 Latin ; Falconnet, an avocat^ to find the law; brothers- 
 in-law, Morin and Lupine ; and above all, Julie the 
 witty, Julie the satirical, Julie who could stab with a 
 sarcasm and kill with a mot. To these faithful friends 
 the hero brings his " Mdmoires " in the rough ; by them 
 they are forged and hammered and cut into shape, 
 till they are as deadly as so many torpedoes ; and then 
 they are launched at the enemy. Remember that these 
 " M^moires," on which Beaumarchais must chiefly rest 
 his claims, form a sort of literature of their own. Nothing 
 like them before or since. Clear and incisive, witty, 
 ironical, satirical, and straight to the point. During the 
 whole case they continue, always keeping before the 
 people the names of Goezman and La Blache, but care- 
 ful to throw into their pages all sorts of other things. 
 Thus, there are passages on public and private rights, 
 arguments on law, views of history, even a dissertation 
 on baptism. AH this fuss about fifteen louis ! And 
 then Beaumarchais, rising to a dazzling moral height, 
 lays his hand upon his heart and says : " I am a citizen. 
 I am neither an abbd, nor a courtier, nor a gentleman,^ 
 nor a favorite, nor any thing as we call power now-a- 
 days. I am a citizen : that is something new, unheard- 
 of in France. I am a citizen, which you should have 
 been two hundred years ago, which you shall be, per- 
 haps, in twenty years." So posing for a moment in 
 seriousness, he breaks off into a laugh, and carries on 
 the gayety. The applause is deafening. Citizen Beau- 
 
 1 In another place he says that he is a gentleman by indisputa- 
 ble right, for he has kejpt the receipt. 
 
406 CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS. 
 
 marchais ! The title which he assumed with so grand 
 a flourish, was destined to live, and in less than twenty 
 years all would indeed be citizens. Paris screamed with 
 delight at the " Memoires." All Europe read them. In 
 his quiet retreat at Ferney, Voltaire grew jealous of 
 their reputation. " They exhibit esprit^^'' he said, '^ but 
 I think that more was required to write ' Zaire.' " 
 
 All this fracas about fifteen louis, while it delighted 
 the Parisians, drove the Goezman party mad, and made 
 the author popular, was the most delightful time pro- 
 bably that Beaumarchais ever had. " La variete," he 
 says, " des peines et des plaisirs, des craintes et des 
 espcrances, est le vent frais qui met le navire en branle 
 et le fait avancer gaiement dans sa route." 
 
 The excitement grew daily greater. Beaumarchais 
 had played a dangerous game indeed. He had made the 
 new-formed parliament ridiculous, and the new-formed 
 parliament was to try his case : only public opinion was 
 on his side. It came on at last, and after an angry dis- 
 cussion of three hours, during which the people waited 
 outside, they gave their judgment. It was a compromise. 
 Madame Goezman was condemned to the penalty of 
 " blame," and ordered to give back the fifteen louis. 
 
 Her husband was placed out of court,^ a sentence 
 which obliged him to resign. Beaumarchais was also 
 judged to have incurred the penalty of " blame." 
 
 This penalty was no light matter. It rendered the 
 condemned incapable of holding any public post, and 
 he had to receive the sentence on his knees. " The 
 court blames thee, and renders thee infamous.^' 
 
 ' Goezman retired into the country, and lived for twenty years 
 in quiet and obscurity, angry with the world and himself. Then 
 the friends of Robespierre discovered that he was an "enemy of 
 the people," and cut off the poor old man's head. He might have 
 met some of the Beaumarchais family in prison at the same time. 
 
''infamous:' 407 
 
 The hero of the Mdmoires always declared afterwards 
 that he intended to kill himself had the court con- 
 demned him to the pillory. He did not know his own 
 mind so well as we know it. He would have stood in 
 the pillory, his friends, now all Paris, standing bare- 
 headed at his feet. The pillory ? It would have been 
 the most glorious, the most intoxicating moment of his 
 life. Not a single dead cat, not one rotten ^^^ would 
 have been thrown. Not'ning but the sighs of women, 
 the shouts of patriots, and the richest flowers, would have 
 been discharged at that noble martyr. To be sure, he 
 had tried to bribe a judge, but what was that? had he 
 not made all Paris laugh for a twelvemonth? had he not 
 made the new parliament contemptible ? had he not been 
 the occasion of a thousand epigrams, bons-mots, and good 
 stories ? I have always been exceedingly sorry, in my 
 zeal for my hero's reputation, that he was not put in 
 the pillory. 
 
 As it was, he was " infamous." But all Paris called 
 upon the infamous man : the Prince de Conti and the 
 Duke de Chartres gave him a grand fete the day after 
 the judgment. Said policeman Sartines, reprovingly, 
 " It is not enough for you to be infamous, you must also 
 be modest," as if Beaumarchais could be modest ; as if 
 the leopard could change its spots. 
 
 But two or three things have still to be effected. He 
 must get restitution of civil rights, he must get the La 
 Blache suit decided in his favor, and he must make 
 some more money. Court influence is necessar}- for 
 all three. So Beaumarchais changes *his dress and ap- 
 pears before us in his new and surprising character 
 of Mouchard. Yes, the great man becomes a spy and 
 secret agent. 
 
 There was a certain scoundrel in London, of the 
 
408 CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS. 
 
 threatening-letter tribe, who was scaring Madame dn 
 Barry out of her wits. The early days of Du Barry 
 were, as every one knows, remarkable for a certain 
 frolicsome gayety, unrestrained by the prudish sobriety 
 which marks the conduct of some young ladies. M. 
 Thdvenau de Morande had possessed himself of all the 
 facts connected with her life, and now proposed to pub- 
 lish them for the admiration of the world, unless . . . 
 the usual conclusion. Louis sent over certain police 
 agents, who were instructed to seize him secretly and 
 bring him across the Channel. De Morande got a hint 
 of what was intended, saw them land at London Bridge, 
 and pointed them out to the boatmen as French spies 
 and informers, whereupon they were all thrown into the 
 river. Those who were not drowned went home again 
 at once, recommending another and a safer method. 
 Beaumarchais had an invitation to try what could be 
 done. Disguising himself carefully (there was not the 
 least reason for any disguise), he went over and bought 
 up the book, seeing all the sheets carefully burned, at 
 the scoundrel's own price, ^800 down, and a pension of 
 £160 a year. Then he hurried back triumphant. " Had 
 your Majesty confided the conduct of this case to any 
 ordinary practitioner. Heaven knows what the conse- 
 quences might have been." Louis promised the resti- 
 tution of the civil rights, and but for that fatal small-pox, ^ 
 which gave France a sixteenth Louis, all would have 
 been well. 
 
 But there was another — a libeller, this time, on 
 Marie-Antoinette. More disguise, more buying-up and 
 burning of sheets. Only this time the libeller, a man 
 of small moral principle, concealed one copy. Beau- 
 marchais chased him all across Europe, caught him up 
 at Nuremberg, tore the copy from him, and then dashed 
 
THE CHEVALIER D'EU. 409 
 
 down the Danube, presenting himself before the Em- 
 press of Vienna, breathless, gesticulating rapidlj, calling 
 on heaven and earth to witness his zeal. " All this about 
 a twopenny libel? " asked the Empress. " Go, my poor 
 man ; you must be mad : get yourself bled." So they 
 locked him up for a month, taking away all dangerous 
 instruments, and insisting on strong medicines, with 
 blood-letting. When they let him out he returned to 
 Paris, trying to look as if he had not made an ass of 
 himself, and consoling himself by sending in his little 
 bill of c£ 2,880 for posting expenses. 
 
 One more trial of his loyalty. This was the case of 
 the Chevalier d'Eu, who, everybody knows now, was 
 not a woman at all. Why Beaumarchais was sent to 
 him, what all the fuss was about, why the chevalier 
 should have mystified everybody (he pretended to fall 
 in love with Beaumarchais, who was hugely pleased 
 and pretended to be embarrassed with his conquest) ; 
 why he deserved a pension ; why the king insisted on 
 his returning to Paris — all these are questions perfectly 
 impossible to answer. Beaumarchais succeeded — that 
 is, he persuaded a poor man to receive an annual income 
 for doing nothing — and then came back to proclaim his 
 admirable talents as a negotiator. These three Her- 
 culean labors accomplished, Fortune smiles once more. 
 He obtains a reversal of his sentence as " infame," is 
 restored to civil rights, and can give up the spy busi- 
 ness, which, to tell the truth, he never really liked. 
 
 And now the curtain falls on the tableau of a repent- 
 ant France giving back his honor to a deeply wronged 
 and eminently virtuous man. 
 
410 CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS, 
 
 Act III. 
 
 Beaumarchais is once more a contractor and a finan- 
 cier. He is more. He is now a successful dramatist, 
 for to this period of his life belong the two plays by 
 which he remains known, the '' Barber of Seville " and 
 the " Marriage of Figaro." Of these, his two master- 
 pieces, it might be said fairly enough that they are ex- 
 actly like those old plays of impossible intrigue which 
 Alexandre Hardy, predecessor of Moliere, poured out 
 by the hundred. They are, from a literary point of 
 view, thin ; there is hardly a line which deserves to be 
 remembered ; and they are stagey, conventional, and 
 unnatural. So much conceded, it remains to be said 
 that his gayety, his profusion of animal spirits, his prod- 
 igality of wit, his adaptation of the old conventional 
 comedy to the manners, follies, and ideas of the day, 
 carry away the reader as well as the spectator. 
 
 How Paris crowded to see his plays, how the very 
 class most satirized, laughed and applauded, how the 
 spirit of the day was exactly caught — all this every- 
 body knows. Let us go on to what is more interesting, 
 the life of the illustrious author. Of course, he must 
 have a quarrel, because this inimitable man never had 
 the snaallest dealings with his fellow-creatures without 
 one. This time, he did good service. There was an 
 abominable law at the Theatre FrauQais, that when 
 the receipts fell below a certain sum, the piece be- 
 came the absolute property of the actors. This was 
 very hard upon authors, who generally saw them- 
 selves, after a few nights' representations, plundered of 
 all future profit. Beaumarchais was the first to make 
 a stand for the dramatists against the actors, and es- 
 
AMERICA. 411 
 
 tablished in its earliest form a dramatic authors' society, 
 to vindicate their own rights and secure themselves 
 something from the rapacity of the actors. Let him 
 have full credit for this. It was a great and substantial 
 achievement for literature, whose followers have had to 
 fight a desperate battle to gain even an approximately 
 fair share of what their labors produce. 
 
 All this by way of amusement, for the real business 
 of his life was now to make money. He saw, early in 
 the struggle between America and England, that the 
 States must ultimately win their independence. He 
 went over to England, satisfied himself that the British 
 government were themselves beginning to despair, and 
 then returning to Paris, wrote to M. de Vergennes urging 
 that France should send arms, munitions, even troops to 
 America. De Vergennes asked him for a plan which 
 might avoid any rupture with Great Britain. He sub- 
 mitted one which was characteristic, if not entirely dis- 
 interested. " Give me," he said, " three million francs, 
 and I will assist the Americans myself." After endless 
 negotiation and trouble, he actually got one . million 
 francs from the French government, lent in this secret 
 way to the United States, and one million from Spain. 
 For both these sums his written receipts are extant. 
 
 Things getting gradually in trim, the firm of " Rod- 
 rigue Hertalez and Company " — he might just as well 
 have written his own name on ever}^ packet sent — 
 undertook to supply the States with 200 cannons, 25,000 
 guns, 200,000 pounds of powder, clothing and tents for 
 25,000 men, with shot, shell, and other munitions of war, 
 all which things were to be subtracted without fuss from 
 the French arsenals. Ships were purchased, the cargoes 
 were put on board, certain artillery and engineer offi- 
 cers were engaged to accompany the expedition, and 
 
412 CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS. 
 
 after endless delays, owing to the interference of the 
 English, and the pretended anxiety of the French gov- 
 ernment to preserve neutrality, three ships got off, and, 
 eluding the English cruisers, put into the American port 
 of Portsmouth in the beginning of 1777. Two more 
 ships followed, laden with a similar cargo. Then Beau- 
 marchais, saying nothing about the 2,000,000 francs, 
 and the fact that his stores were all taken from the 
 French arsenals, sent in his bill. The Americans re- 
 plied, that though they appreciated the services of M. 
 de Beaumarchais, they understood the cargoes to be a 
 secret present from the French government. Beaumar- 
 chais, without giving up his claim, went to M. de Ver- 
 gennes and got from him another million francs, so that 
 he had now actually obtained for his five ships, the sum 
 of .£120,000, with, so far as can be understood, the car- 
 goes themselves. The ships being now his own prop- 
 erty, it was not a bad beginning. 
 
 In any case, the credit of Messrs. Rodrigue Hertalez 
 and Company stood high. The company in a short time 
 became owners of a fleet of twenty ships, armed and 
 mounted like vessels of war. They were chiefly engaged 
 in conveying to America cargoes of a peaceful character, 
 consisting of European goods, ''for," writes the great 
 man at this time, " commerce before war." Then war 
 was declared between England and France. The splen- 
 did ship " Le Fier Rodrigue," the finest of Beaumar- 
 chais' fleet, was forced to join in an action off Granada, 
 and came out of it glorious indeed, but riddled with 
 balls, while the ten ships which she had been sent to 
 protect, were all dispersed and mostly picked up by the 
 English cruisers. For this loss and the services of the 
 " Rodrigue," Beaumarchais received an indemnity of 
 2,000,000 francs. In 1778, when the alliance of France 
 
BELISARIUS, 413 
 
 and America was formed, he received drafts from Con- 
 gress to the amount of 2,544,000 francs, and in the 
 following year he sent in his bill for the remaining 
 amount, a trifle of 3,000,000 francs. Then came letters, 
 explanations, examination of accounts. In 1781, the 
 business was put in the hands of Mr. Arthur Lee, who 
 had already quarrelled with Beaumarchais. He showed 
 his fairness towards his old adversary, by making him 
 the debtor to the States of 1,800,000 francs. More pro- 
 testations. In 1793, Mr. Alexander Hamilton examined 
 the bills again, and found that the States, on the other 
 hand, owed Beaumarchais 2,280,000 francs. Year after 
 year he presented his account and claimed payment. 
 When an exile from France, living in a garret at Ham- 
 burg, proscribed and in hiding, he writes still, but now 
 in the lofty tone of an injured patriot. " Am I to stand 
 before you, holding out the cap of liberty which no man 
 has helped you to win so much as myself ? Am I to 
 say, ' Americans, a little alms for your friend, whose 
 services have received but this reward — Date obolum 
 Belisario ' ? " " Belisarius," said the Americans, "is a 
 humbug. He has made a fortune out of us, and we 
 owe him nothing." 
 
 A fortune he certainly had made, and he was spend- 
 ing it royally. His new house, as stately as that of 
 Kubla Khan, stood opposite to the Bastille, in its beau- 
 tiful gardens, one of the sights of Paris, and the owner 
 was to be seen in his carriage every day, a standing 
 example of the force of genius, ability, and impudence. 
 
 The " Mariage de Figaro," acted in spite of all oppo- 
 sition, was the crowning-point of his dramatic career. 
 It was successful because Beaumarchais was, above all, 
 able to catch the spirit of the day and transfer it to his 
 canvas. On the stage before them Paris saw herself, 
 
414 CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS. 
 
 with her cynicism, her flippancy, her uncertainty. 
 What she did not s6e was what the writer could not 
 see — underlying all these surface mockeries, the deeper 
 yearning after a better life, after justice, fraternity, the 
 abolition of unrealities, which made the Revolution 
 noble. 
 
 The " Mariage " was played for sixty-eight nights. 
 On the fiftieth the author announced that the profits 
 were to be devoted to the poor. Does any one dare to 
 say that Beaumarchais is greedy and selfish ? Behold 
 his answer — a new Society for the Benefit of Nursing 
 Mothers. Great and good man ! Others may do their 
 charity in a sneaking, secret, and underhand manner. 
 He will let all the world look on while he helps on our 
 fatal modern method of pauperizing the people by tak- 
 ing away the necessity for thrift : — 
 
 De Beaumarchais admire la souplesse : 
 
 En bien, en mal, son triomphe est complet: 
 A I'enfance il donne du lait 
 
 Et du poison a la jeunesse. 
 
 More glory. He wrote, of the difficulties of getting 
 the play acted, that he had had to contend with " lions 
 and tigers." Louis thought he was personally insulted. 
 Should a Caron de Beaumarchais call his king a lion and 
 a tiger ? With his own royal. hand, in fact, on the seven 
 of spades, the king himself wrote an order for his arrest, 
 and, to make the thing more marked, sent him, not to 
 the Bastille, where a gentleman was made to feel at 
 home, but to St.-Lazare, among the common rogues. 
 Paris laughed at the poet's discomfiture, and then began 
 to rage and fume, because nobody was safe if this sort of 
 thing went on. They let him out in five days, rather 
 ashamed of themselves. Beaumarchais at first refused 
 to go out, for he was writing a splendid new m^moire, 
 but thought better of it. 
 
THE REVOLUTION. 415 
 
 A quarrel with Mirabeau ; another lawsuit about a 
 woman ; the case decided in his favor ; more letter- 
 writing with America ; fresh claims on the government, 
 giving him an additional two millions ; his unsuccessful 
 opera of '* Tarare ; " these are the events which bring 
 him down to the* crash of the great Revolution. 
 
 He began his share of it characteristically, by getting 
 a contract, for he is now the most patriotic of citizens 
 and the most disinterested. He will procure 60,000 
 guns for the new republic. These guns, though they 
 cost him endless troubles and anxieties, saved his life by 
 taking him out of France during the Reign of Terror. 
 He is prosecuted as an Emigre., he, the patriot, actually 
 at Hamburg about the gun business ; his wife and 
 daughter are in prison ; the beautiful house is searched 
 and visited every day ; his very name is gone, and he is 
 once more plain Caron ; his property is confiscated ; 
 " the cherries in the garden all seized for the people," 
 writes poor Julie, all alone by herself, and nearly starv- 
 ing, in the great Beaumarchais palace, " not even the 
 stones left." For four years he writes and appeals — 
 Santerre himself always said he -was an honest fellow — 
 but does not dare to return. And it was not till 1796 
 that he came back, to find his house defaced, his furni- 
 ture gone, his fortune broken up, his papers seized. 
 
 He spent three years more, the last three years of his 
 life, in fighting over his money and his claims. The 
 reality of events was too much for him, who had been 
 accustomed to regard every thing as unreal ; the enthu- 
 siasm of the new men was more than he could under- 
 stand ; the way in which noble sentiments were bowled 
 over, and really beautiful periods disregarded, offended 
 and annoyed him ; while there seemed no opening at 
 all in this new republic for a good old shoddy contract. 
 
416 CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS. 
 
 Besides all this, he had grown deaf. Poor Julie was 
 dead — she died with an impromptu, a very improper 
 one, on her frivolous, faithful, loving lips. Then Beau- 
 marchais saw his daughter safely married, and died 
 quietly in his bed on the 27th of May, 1799, aged 67 
 years. 
 
 Surely no man ever lived so busy a life, no man ever 
 united in himself so many contradictory characteristics. 
 He is greedy, grasping, unscrupulous. He has no 
 morals and no religion, in spite of what his biographers 
 say. He bribes judges, seduces actresses, corrupts 
 counsel, never has a pecuniary transaction without a 
 quarrel, and never makes a friend who appears to have 
 been worth having. On the other hand, he is generous 
 to all sorts of poor creatures who hang round him and 
 depend upon him. He is bright, facile, high-spirited, 
 lively, and clever. He is charming in society, but he 
 never quite catches the tone of the best society. He is 
 adored by his own family circle ; he is detested by men 
 who seem to have had no reason whatever for the live- 
 liness of their hatred. 
 
 In his active life he accomplished a dozen things, 
 any one of which was enough to make a reputation. 
 He improved the mechanism of watches ; he perfected 
 the harp ; he started a Dramatic Authors' Society ; he 
 provided Paris with water ; he invented the word 
 " citizen ; " he dared to stand up, alone and unaided, 
 and fight the parliament ; and he was the first in France 
 to see the certain outcome of the American struggle. 
 
 An actor ! the cleverest and most versatile actor of 
 the day : his life not, as he proudly called it, a battle, 
 but a drama, in which he unfolds his character step by 
 step. But always he must be before the public, always 
 on the stage. 
 
AN ACTOR. 417 
 
 And see how the drama would act. Look at the 
 splendid situations of the last act alone. The Bastille 
 falling before your eyes ; Beaumarchais as Lucius Junius 
 Brutus ; Beaumarchais distributing money to the poor ; 
 Beaumarchais in secret service for the republic ; Beau- 
 marchais in exile, poor and deserted, smiting his breast, 
 — so stood Belisarius before he had to ask for that 
 paltry obolus. 
 
 And then, just as the position of things threatens to 
 become tedious, a swift and sudden death brings down 
 the curtain, and the drama is finished. It has been full 
 of surprising situations ; there have been rounds of ap- 
 plause ; repeatedly the principal actor has been called 
 before the curtain ; and, finally, there has not been a 
 dull line in it from beginning to end. 
 
 27 
 
Chapter XIX. 
 BERANGER. 
 
 Le bon Dieu me dit, chaute, 
 Chante, pauvre petit. 
 
 TIJ^ROM a moral point of view, tlie troop of humorists 
 -^ which has passed in review before us is a ragged 
 regiment indeed. Falstaff's own was not more out at 
 elbows. Their duds of morality fluttering in the breeze 
 may lend a touch of the picturesque, but it is sad to 
 confess that there is hardly one — Boileau the respect- 
 able always excepted — in whom the moralist can take 
 a reasonable pride. For the men whose writings have 
 been the household words of France, were, one and all, 
 lamentably deficient in those elementary virtues on 
 which the social life is based. I am therefore glad to 
 be able to finish this volume with one of whose character 
 nothing but praise is to be said, or if any dispraise, then 
 with such overwhelming balance of laudation as to an- 
 nihilate its effect. For Beranger's practice was better 
 than his preaching, while, save for a few weaknesses of 
 humanity, he was entirely a good man. Vir bonus est 
 quis ? — He is one who practises self-denial, is open to 
 charity, sympathy, and all noble influences, is debased 
 by no unworthy vices, is no greedy miser, no backbiter, 
 no hypocrite ; one who rejoices in the love and esteem 
 of his friends, and has a healthy pride in himself. And 
 such was Bdranger. 
 
SYMPATHY OF siRANGER. 419 
 
 He is indeed a man whose life, as well as his songs, 
 may well bring the tears into our eyes. There has been 
 no lyrist like him in any language ; none with a voice 
 and heart so intensely human, so sympathetic, so strong 
 to move, so quick to feel. And yet, nurtured in the 
 traditions of the eighteenth century, when every thing 
 was sentimental and unreal, he never appreciated the 
 enormous difference between himself and those who 
 sang of Lindor and Camille. Does it not seem, some- 
 how, that the highest genius is least able to understand 
 its own power ? It is only the second-rate writer who 
 inflates himself with pride in thinking that he too has 
 caught something of the sacred fire. Shakespeare must 
 have been a modest man. And Bi^ranger is, in some way, 
 the Shakespeare of France. At least, to be more modest 
 in assertion, he is one of the three or four Frenchmen 
 who stand in the front, men to whom has been given 
 the glorious gift of speaking what others can only feel. 
 To utter the wants and sufferings of others ; to lose 
 your own individuality in the hopes and loves of the 
 world — it is to be to mankind what the wife may be to 
 the husband. The world has but few of these sacred 
 brides, these wedded souls. Humanity, whom, by some 
 curious error — it was in the days when men mistrusted 
 Nature, and were afraid — we have figured as a woman 
 seeking a bridegroom for a protector, takes this devotion 
 as a right, and only repays it by an undying love. Such 
 love as we feel to Shakespeare, with no critical measure- 
 ments of how much less is due, I claim for Rabelais, for 
 Moliere, and for B^ranger. 
 
 His life was spent in self-sought obscurity. Had it 
 not been for his imprisonments, for his autobiography, 
 and a few remaining letters, we should know no more 
 about him than that he lived and wrote, while future 
 ages, arguing from the differences between his poems, 
 
420 BERANGER, 
 
 might have denied his individuality altogether. " Could 
 the same man have Avritten the ' Roi d'Yvetot ' and the 
 ' Etoiles qui filent ' ? Could a poet of youth and joy — 
 things essentially selfish — have been at the same time 
 so sympathetic and so sad ? " For the weakest point of 
 critics is their inability to understand how a man can be 
 many-sided ; given one pose, one mood, one success, they 
 expect the immobility of a statue ; and the soul of man, 
 animula vagula^ as full of change as the ocean, is to be 
 fixed in a numberless smile, or an eternal sorrow. Now 
 the perfect cTiansonnier^ of whom Beranger is the one 
 great and unique type, has as many moods as humanity 
 itself. 
 
 I have tried to show -how far those French writers 
 who come within my range succeeded, and how far they 
 failed. Both their failure and their success I have con- 
 nected with the conditions of their lives. But B(^ranger 
 wholly succeeded, for every single circumstance of his 
 life and station played, in the happiest way, into his 
 hands. He was a member of the lower middle-class, 
 not too far above the ouvrier rank, not too far below the 
 bourgeois^ to represent the feelings and thoughts of both. 
 There was no aspiration of both classes that he could 
 not share, no prejudice that he could not understand. 
 You have seen, perhaps, that social pyramid on which 
 the statistician has represented the successive stages of 
 wealth, and therefore, as the world goes, culture. As 
 we ascend the strata, individuality becomes possible. 
 The inarticulate mass at the bottom can think of 
 nothing but their common wants and dangers. Ag we 
 ascend, as life grows more and more beyond the reach 
 of anxiety, the way is opened for those to sj)eak who are 
 endowed with the power of thought and speech. 
 
 Bdranger, born 1780, was the son of a grocer's ap- 
 
HIS BIRTH. , 421 
 
 prentice and a milliner. His father, wlio claimed the 
 right to put a de before his name, and could , produce a 
 twopenny genealogy, deserted his mother at his birth. ^ 
 Then Grandfather Champy took in the boy, and the 
 mother went her own way. Both parents — in his 
 autobiography B^ranger strives to hide a bitter sense 
 of their worthlessness — seem to have been as bad as 
 was possible. But his guardians more than replaced 
 the neglect of his parents. He tells us how old 
 Champy would read aloud the popular work of the 
 Abb^ Raynal, *' L'Histoire des deux Indes," while his 
 grandmother, for her part, pored over the romances of 
 Pr^v6t and the works of Voltaire, ^ and both united 
 in spoiling their grandchild. The boy was not too 
 fond of going to school, and at every opportunity made 
 excuses for staying away, his great delight being to sit 
 in a corner and carve little baskets out of cherry-stones. 
 At nine years of age, having already read the " Henriade" 
 and a translation of the " Jerusalem Delivered," he was. 
 sent to school in the Faubourg Saint- Antoine, whence 
 he was an eye-witness to the taking of the Bastille : — 
 
 J'6tais bien jeiine : on criait, Vengeons-nous ! 
 A la Bastille! aux armes! vite, aux armes! 
 Marchands, bourgeois, artisans, couraient tons. 
 
 * Eh quoi! j'apprends que I'on critique 
 Le de qui precede mon nom. 
 ]Btes-vous de noblesse antique ? 
 
 Woi noble ? oh ! vrainient, messieurs, non ! 
 Non, d'aucune chevalerie 
 
 Je n'ai le brevet sur velin: 
 Je ne sais qu'aimer ma patrie. 
 Je suis vilain et tres-vilain. 
 * " Elle cotait sans cesse M. de Voltaire, ce qui ne I'emp^chait 
 pas, k la F^te-Dieu, de me faire passer sous le saint sacremeut." 
 
422 bAranger, 
 
 The only prize the boy got was that which every one 
 was anxious to avoid — the cross for good conduct, and 
 even then the bad boy of the school, one Grammont, who 
 was afterwards very properly guillotined, an example 
 to all bad boys, forced him to steal an apple, and then 
 accused him of the theft, grinning at the taking-away 
 of the cross. However, the cross was restored and the 
 accuser discredited. Presently the grandfather had a 
 paralytic stroke ; his father, now a notary at Derval, 
 would not pay for his education, and his mother cared 
 nothing about him. So they took him from school and 
 sent him down to Pdronne, where an aunt had an 
 auherge. It helps to show how little B^ranger ever 
 read or thought about history, that he thinks it quite 
 unnecessary to say a word about the historical interest 
 of the place where Louis XT. was a prisoner, where the 
 Treaty of P^ronne, " la Pucelle " was signed, and where 
 later on Wellington made one of his minor conquests. 
 His aunt, declaring at first that she could not support 
 this additional burden, lost her courage when she looked 
 at his curly hair and pretty face, and burst into tears, 
 crying, " Pauvre abandonn^, je te servirai de m^re." 
 His mother as we hear, was living by herself, going to 
 theatres, balls, and concerts. The excellent aunt was a 
 woman of active mind as well as a good auhergiste. Her 
 library consisted of Tel^maque, Racine, and Voltaire's 
 plays, so that here was no small addition to the boy's 
 reading. As yet, however, he only knew how to read 
 to himself, could not pronounce the words, could not 
 write or spell. The village schoolmaster taught him 
 these useful arts, with a little simple ciphering, and 
 there his formal education ended. He was made to go 
 to church so long as the churches were open, and even 
 served as an assistant to the priest, who tried to teach 
 
EDUCATION, 428 
 
 him the Latin prayers, but the boy was so awkward and 
 clumsy at the altar, that the priest one day swore at 
 him aloud during the service, and declared that he 
 should no longer be permitted to assist. Little B(i- 
 ranger was only too glad to escape.^ 
 
 Then came the wars, and the boy could sit at the door 
 of the little inn and hear the cannons booming at the 
 siege of Valenciennes, filling his soul with nameless 
 terrors. Judge then of his joy when defeats became 
 victories, when the tide of battle rolled far off, and the 
 cannons were only fired to proclaim the successes of 
 the republic. Thus he drank in the sentiment of 
 patriotism with the fresh country-air that was making 
 him strong and healthy. A thunderstorm, in which 
 the lightning struck him, affected for a time his eye- 
 sight, so that he could not be apprenticed to the watch- 
 making trade, for which his dexterity of finger seemed 
 peculiarly to adapt him. Then he became a clerk to 
 M. Ballue de Bellenglise, magistrate, disciple of Rous- 
 seau, and founder of the P^ronne Club, in which the 
 boys of the town held discussions, formed themselves 
 into a corps, drilled, and sang republican songs. But 
 clerk's work was not in Bdranger's line — perhaps he did 
 not write well enough — and the good magistrate placed 
 him as an apprentice to a printer, where he spent two 
 years, and acquired something of the art of orthography. 
 The printer took an interest in him and tried to teach 
 him, but without success, the rules of syntax and pros- 
 ody ; for Bdranger had no other teacher but his own 
 ear and the verses of La Fontaine. 
 
 In 1795 his father, now a red-hot royalist, sent for him 
 
 ^"Je vols bien," said his aunt, "que tu ne seras jamais 
 d6vot." 
 
424 BERANGER. 
 
 to Paris. He had patched up a kind of peace with his 
 wife, and was full of financial schemes, in which his son 
 was to aid him. Young Bdranger suddenly developed a 
 great turn for calculation, and as his father's business 
 lay entirely in the buying and selling of assignats^ that 
 is, in money-lending, he was employed all day in making 
 out estimates and accounts. At the same time the 
 father was occupied in petty royalist plots, hiding con- 
 spirators, and trying to make himself of importance, so 
 that when the white cockade should return, he might 
 arm himself with his genealogy, and claim the right 
 of the grande entree ; for he nursed the wildest dreams 
 of the future ; saw himself in imagination the first 
 banker in Paris, his son a page to Louis XVIII., and 
 his future a splendor like that of Beaumarchais.^ 
 
 In 1798 came the crash. Down went the banking- 
 house, over went the basket of eggs, the genealogy was 
 finally put away into a drawer, the future poet was re- 
 lieved of all fear of becoming page to the king, and the 
 father's dreams of greatness ended in a second-hand 
 book-shop, one of those miserable shops where the 
 worst kind of French romances were exhibited and sold. 
 It was in the Rue Saint-Nicaise. One evening Beranger 
 was returning to the shop when he was startled by an 
 explosion close by — the earth trembled beneath him, 
 the windows crashed, the houses shook. It was that 
 infernal machine which was to have destroyed the first 
 consul. One step more, and there would have been no 
 poetry of B(^ranger ; one step less, and there would 
 
 ^ It is at this point of his tale that Beranger stops to tell the 
 true and touching story of "La Mere Jary." Nothing in fiction, 
 except the sorrows of the old recluse in " Notre Dame de Paris," 
 can equal this humble tragedy. 
 
HIS YOUTH. 425 
 
 have been no emperor for liim to lament. How did he 
 live at this time ? Probably on some share of the book- 
 shop, about which he maintains silence. " I lived in a 
 garret in the sixth story, Boulevard Saint-Martin. . . . 
 I installed myself in my den with an inexplicable satis- 
 faction, without money, without any certaintj'' as to the 
 future, but happy at least in being freed from so many 
 mauvaises affaires^ which since my return to Paris had 
 never ceased to wound my sentiments and my tastes. 
 To live alone, to live entirely at my ease, seemed per- 
 fect happiness." 
 
 With pensive eyes the little room I view 
 
 AVhere in my youth I weathered it so long; 
 With a wild mistress, a staunch friend or two, 
 
 And a light heart still breaking into song. 
 Making a mock of life, and all its cares, 
 
 Rich in the glory of my rising sun, 
 Lightly I vaulted up four pair of stairs. 
 
 In the brave days when I was twenty-one.* 
 
 It was at this time that he formed friendships which 
 lasted till death, with Autier, the vaudevilliste, Lebran, 
 afterwards Academician, and Wilhelm Bocquillon, musi- 
 cian. In their garrets these young fellows wrote songs 
 and music, promising each other future success, happy 
 in the little fetes that their slender purses allorwed, and 
 making every stroke of poverty the peg for new laugh- 
 ter. Thus, when Beranger gets a ticket to see the 
 solemn Te Deum chanted at Notre Dame, when all the 
 kings were present, he sings : — 
 
 Next Sunday, five kings in a row 
 On our fortunate vision will flash ; 
 
 I am sure they would like me to go; 
 So I've sent off my shirt to the wash. 
 
 * Le Grenier. Thackeray's translation. 
 
426 BERANGER. 
 
 I've a hat; I've a very good coat; 
 
 Of stockings a sensible pair ; 
 And every thing else I have got, 
 
 If only I'd breeches to wear. 
 
 In 1804, being then twenty-four years of age, and 
 tired of starving in that liappy garret of his, he wrote 
 to Lucien Bonaparte, enclosing a bundle of verses. Two 
 days passed Avithout an answer. Judith Frere with a 
 pack of cards prophesied that a letter would arrive which 
 would please him. Incredulous Beranger ! he did not 
 believe the revelations of the cards, and next day found 
 him hopeless of an answer, patching up his boots and 
 his trousers, and meditating misanthropic rhymes. Sud- 
 denly he hears footsteps. It is the concierge, who brings 
 him a letter in an unknown hand. " I open it with a 
 trembling hand; the senator, Lucien Bonaparte has read 
 my verses, and wishes to see me ! It was not fortune 
 that I saw before me, it was glory.'' He borrowed 
 respectable clothes, and went. Lucien received him 
 kindly, read him good advice, and as he had just been 
 made a member of the Institute, gave him the little 
 pension allotted to the post. It was a thousand francs, 
 forty pounds a year ; a little fortune to the poor young 
 poet. Above all, it was the kindly act, the encouraging 
 word that he wanted. And it must be recorded, that 
 Beranger never forgot the gracious act of this best of 
 all the Bonapartes. 
 
 He next obtained a post which brought him in about 
 seventy pounds a year, in the bureaux of the painter 
 Landon, for whom he edited his " Mus^e." A hun- 
 dred and ten pounds a year ! — it was wealth — afflu- 
 ence ; it enabled him to gratify the greatest pleasure of 
 his life, the helping of others. It gave him the power 
 of keeping his grandmother, the poor old woman, ruined 
 
HIS RELIGION. 427 
 
 by the assignats^ and his sister, a workgirl, whom he 
 subsequently put into a convent at her own wish. 
 
 At this time, under the influence of Chateaubriand, 
 he made a grand effort to become orthodox in his faith. 
 It was useless, orthodoxy being a fold out of which, 
 once a sheep has strayed, it can never again enter. 
 Beranger renounced the attempt, and remained to the 
 end, not an infidel, but one who had no belief ; no viru- 
 lent enemy of the faith, but one who found himself 
 outside and was content to remain there. English critics 
 always want to know exactly what creed a writer held. 
 And it is important within certain limits. More de- 
 ductions, for instance, would have to be made in the 
 statements and opinions of a ritualist than in those of 
 a stronger brother. But it seems to me impertinent to 
 push the question too far, and I admire that custom of 
 the Americans in never troubling themselves about any 
 man's religion. Was Beranger a Christian ? I do not 
 know. Was he a Protestant, a Romanist ? Certainly 
 not ; he followed the sect of Beranger : — 
 
 . . . Dieu n'est point colere: 
 S'il crea tout, a tout il sert d'appui. 
 
 After working for three years for M. Landon, his 
 task was accomplished, his income reduced, and only 
 Lucien's thousand francs remained. One of his P^ronne 
 friends, Quenescourt by name, lent him what little 
 money he wanted to tide him over the unproductive 
 time, and invited him to stay at Pdronne, where his 
 old friends made a grand reception for him. He wrote 
 songs for them ; singing them himself at their feasts, 
 with that sweet voice of his, like Tom Moore's, facile 
 but not too strong, and helped out by the singer's 
 feeling. 
 
428 BERANGER. 
 
 On the foundation of the Imperial University in 1808, 
 he obtained employment as one of the clerks, with a 
 salary of a thousand francs. It was little, but it was 
 something. He had now, therefore, eighty pounds a 
 year, and regretted the death of his scamp of a father, 
 which happened "just when I could have made his 
 days more comfortable." He went on with his grand 
 literary projects, at the same time writing songs, to which 
 he turned as a sort of recreation, not understanding as 
 yet that here was the real work of his life. 
 
 Several of these, including the " S^nateur," the " Petit 
 Homme Gris," "Les Gueux," and the "Roi d'Yvetot," 
 were handed about in manuscript, the last-named at- 
 tracting the attention of the police. Beranger, though 
 his hand grew firmer, and his purpose steadier with 
 years, hardly ever surpassed these his earliest efforts. 
 
 Absurd as it seems to speak of poems so well known 
 as these, was there ever so good and easy a thing as 
 that of the Roi d'Yvetot? — 
 
 On conserve le portrait 
 
 De ce digne et bon prince : 
 C'est I'enseigne d'un cabaret 
 
 Fameiix dans la province. 
 
 Remember, too, when you sing " Roger Bontemps " 
 that he is the lineal descendant of the Bontemps of 
 Roger de CoUerye : — 
 
 Aux gens atrabilaires 
 
 Pour exemple donn6 
 En un temps de miseres 
 Roger Bontemps est ne.* 
 
 * Vive le roy . . . Vive le roy . . . 
 Et tous compaignons et moy ! 
 Je suis Bontemps, qui d'Angleterre 
 Suis ici venu de grant erre 
 En ce pays d'Auxerrois. 
 
 KoGER DE CoLLERYE {fifteenth century). 
 
THE CAVEAU, 
 
 429 
 
 And you must own at least, that no song exists in any 
 language, or can exist, lighter, brighter, merrier, than 
 that of the careless toper in gray: — 
 
 Quand la goutte Taccable 
 Sur un lit delabre, 
 
 Le cure 
 De la mort et du diable 
 Parle a ce moribond,. 
 
 Qui repond, 
 Ma foi, moi, je m'en . . . 
 Ma foi, moi, je m'en . . . 
 Ma foi, moi, je m'en ris. 
 Oh! qu'il est gai, qu'il est gai, le petit homme gris! 
 
 The police wanted Napoleon to suppress the "Roi 
 d'Yvetot." Napoleon had no literary tastes like his 
 brother, nor could he understand literature, but at 
 least he could see that if no more violent attack was 
 made upon his throne than this picture of the honlwmme 
 king, he might sit secure. 
 
 So B^ranger became known. They invited him to 
 the New Caveau, a club of poets and litterateurs estab- 
 lished in imitation of that of Piron, Panard, and CoUd. 
 Desaugiers was president. B Granger had a capital din- 
 ner one night with them, and, fired by the generous 
 wine, sang all his best songs. They elected him a 
 member there and then. It was a fit and proper 
 commencement of his fame. The clinking of the 
 glasses, the shouts of the guests, the laughter and mirth 
 of the evening, reminded the chansonnier of his real 
 function in life — to delight his hearers. 
 
 The songs written by Desaugiers and his predeces- 
 sors were of two classes : songs bacchanalian and songs 
 amatory. As yet, save in a few scattered specimens, the 
 element of pathos was not in the modern chanson ; and 
 no one had discovered, what was left to Bdranger to do, 
 
430 bAranger. 
 
 the lyric capabilities of the common people. France, 
 from the days of Olivier Basselin downwards, has 
 always been rich in drinking-songs, and Desaugiers 
 himself was the lineal descendant of Olivier, as gay, 
 as careless, as sparkling. 
 
 Quand je vois des gens ici-bas 
 Secher de chagrin ou d'envio, 
 Ces Malheureux, dis-je tout bas, 
 N'ont done jamais bu de leur vie! 
 On ne m'entendra pas crier 
 Peine, famine, ni misere, 
 Tant que j'aurai de quoi payer 
 Le vin que pent tenir raon verre. 
 
 Bdranger has never, so far as I remember, written a 
 drinking-song pure and simple. That is, there is always 
 something besides the wine : — 
 
 L' Amour, l'Amiti6, le vin 
 Veut egayer le festin. 
 
 Bon vin et fillette. 
 
 Or it is Madame Grdgoire — 
 
 Qui attirait des gens 
 Par des airs engageants. 
 
 Ah ! comme on entrait 
 Boire dans son cabaret. 
 
 Always a girl, or a friend, or a group, without whom 
 the wine loses its taste and drinking has no attractions. 
 At the New Caveau, however, at which B^ranger was 
 not a very frequent guest, drinking was the principal 
 theme of song, and Desaugiers the principal singer. 
 
 If Bdranger read the love-songs of his time, he might 
 choose between the dainty pastorals of Florian, the 
 pretty trifling of Gentil Bernard, or the coarse rol- 
 
THE GAUDRIOLES. 431 
 
 licking of Gombaut, Piron, Coll^, and the rest of the 
 eighteenth century song-writers. Thus Florian, rest- 
 ing sweetly on a bank, with ribbons round his arm 
 and flowers round his hat, just like Sancho Panza in 
 his projected Arcadia, sings plaintively : — 
 
 Love's sweetness but a moment stays, 
 
 Love's promise all a life beguiles; 
 For Sylvia's sake I waste my days, 
 Yet Sylvia for another smiles. 
 
 Love's sweetness but a moment stays, 
 Love's promise all a life beguiles. 
 
 " While yonder streamlet," Sylvia says, 
 
 " Winds gleaming under greenwood aisles. 
 My love shall last." The stream still strays, 
 But Sylvia for another smiles, 
 
 Love's sweetness but a moment stays, 
 Love's promise all a life beguiles. 
 
 While the authors of the " Gaudrioles " bang the 
 table and bellow the chorus of the following, the 
 " Maiden's Confession," sung by a member of the first 
 Caveau, it is due to these gentlemen's reputation to 
 state, that this is the most innocent and insipid song in 
 the whole of their valuable collection : — 
 
 At confession I whispered my sins 
 
 In the ear of the Priest of Pompone: 
 
 *' My sweetheart each morning begins 
 With a kiss — but the fault is my own. 
 
 La — ri — ra, 
 Your Keverence of Pompone. 
 
 *' With a kiss every morning begins; 
 
 It is wTong, but the fault is my own." 
 ** My daughter, for this class of sins 
 
 Only pilgrimage long may atone." 
 La — ri — ra, 
 
 Your Reverence of Pompone. 
 
 " For kisses and such pleasant sins. 
 On pilgrimage you must begone." 
 
432 BERANGER. 
 
 *' Yes, father, and when it begins. 
 He shall come with me, all alone." 
 
 La — ri — ra, 
 Your Reverence of Pompone. 
 
 " My Robin, too, when it begins, 
 
 Shall go with me, all to atone." 
 ** My child, I perceive, in your sins, 
 
 Unregenerate pleasure you own.'* 
 La — ri — ra. 
 
 Your Reverence of Pompone. 
 
 " 'Tis with sorrow I see, in your sins 
 This pleasure so worldly you own ; 
 But since penance forgiveness wins. 
 
 Kiss me twice, my dear child, and be gone." 
 
 La — ri — ra, 
 Your Reverence of Pompone. 
 
 The pre-Beranger songs are thas satirical, baccha- 
 nalian, witty, patriotic, and erotic. They have every 
 quality that we find in Beranger except one. They 
 are hard, they are selfish, they have no sympathy. 
 They are written, as it were, each for itself, as if their 
 writer could feel no sorrows but his own, and no pleas- 
 ures but his own. Let us, with this digression, return 
 to the life of Beranger. 
 
 It is in 1813 ; Beranger is thirty-three years of age 
 when these songs appear. You remember how La Fon- 
 taine and Moliere were already well past the 'premiere 
 jeunesse when their best works appeared. For the best 
 French fruit takes time to ripen. Beranger was a slow 
 and careful writer. At the outside, about ten songs in 
 a year ; hardly one a month ; painfully corrected, re- 
 corrected, altered, improved. Some two hundred and 
 fifty songs altogether. 
 
 In 1814, Beranger was witness of the return of the 
 Bourbons. He describes the scene : the people, never 
 dreaming of a capitulation, asked each other, " Where 
 
PRISON. 433 
 
 is he ? " for, says Bdranger, "la patrie " meant Napoleon. 
 He came not. Then the news flew about, the city had 
 capitulated ; one or two voices in the crowd cried 
 " Vivent les Bourbons," one or two white cockades 
 timidly appeared ; and when the Russians and Germans 
 entered, some few hundreds tried to manifest the enthu- 
 siasm of a city, and multiplied themselves in shouting, 
 hand kerchief- waving, and even kissing the dusty boots 
 of their saviours. The king entered Paris, infirm, old 
 before his time ; after him followed a small band of 
 Napoleon's soldiers, scarred and bronzed, whom they 
 had persuaded to join in the demonstration. " Vive la 
 garde impdriale ! " cried the crowd. No shouts for 
 Louis le D(3sir(3. And with him came back the dauo^hter 
 of Louis XVI., the Duchess of Angouleme. Cold, 
 harsh, haughty, as if she could never forgive the mis- 
 eries of her youth, she lost at once the affection and 
 sj^inpathy which had followed her through all her years 
 of absence. If the advisers of kings would only teach 
 them how easy it is to be popular ! 
 
 In 1815, appeared Beranger's first collection. The 
 author of the " Roi d'Yvetot" which Napoleon's police 
 wanted to suppress, was positively, then, not a Bour- 
 bonist. In the suspicious and intolerant atmosphere of 
 the new government, not to be a partisan was to be an 
 enemy. He was averti^ which meant at least that his 
 chances of promotion were small. When, six years later, 
 he brought out his second collection of songs, he antici- 
 pated the ministerial wrath by resigning his post alto- 
 gether. Remember that his official position was never 
 above that of a clerk on two or three thousand francs a 
 year, that he lived in his garret, that he associated with 
 no great people, was not a lion, and begged of his friends 
 only to let him lead his life in the shade. But it was 
 not enough that the clerk should resign his post, they 
 
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434 BERANGER, 
 
 must also prosecute him. About this first prosecution, 
 of which so much has been said, we need only remark 
 that B Granger enjoyed his three months' incarceration 
 extremely. He had a warm and comfortable chamber 
 in Sainte-Pelagie, instead of a draughty garret, he had 
 sympathizing friends, he had the Avhole public of France 
 on his side, he had an audience counted by hundreds of 
 thousands, by millions. " It was calculated," he tells 
 us, " that by the reproduction of the songs in the papers 
 of Paris, copied by those of the departments and those 
 abroad, there were sent abroad in the space of a fort- 
 night many million copies of the verses that they wanted 
 to interdict." 
 
 Some years later came out the volume containing the 
 *' Sacre de Charles k Simple," " Les Infiniment Petits," 
 and the '' Petit Homme Rouge." Another prosecution, 
 and this time a fine of 10,000 francs with nine months 
 in prison. The fine was easily paid ; the prison, unfor- 
 tunately, was not so easy to work out ; but the poet, 
 who was consoled by the visits of his friends — among 
 others Lady Morgan — and by gifts of flowers and fruit, 
 endured it and came out more embittered against Jesuits 
 and the white cockade than ever. 
 
 The revolution of 1830 released him from any further 
 prosecutions, and he was henceforth free to say and 
 write whatever he pleased. In 1848 he was, against 
 his will, elected representative of the department of the 
 Seine by more than 200,000 votes. He protested, but 
 in vain, and he took his seat, but a day or two after- 
 wards he begged to be allowed to resign, and his prayer 
 was granted. Then he retired to the obscurity he loved, 
 and was seen no more. 
 
 I have said nothing of the man's inner and retired 
 life, because one feels ashamed in lifting a curtain that 
 the poor, proud poet, as bashful as any maiden, persisted 
 
JUDITH FRERE, 435 
 
 in keeping down. Why should we pry and seek into 
 those secrets of his hfe which do not illustrate his songs ? 
 But of one romance so much has been said and so much 
 written, that I must fain speak of it too. It is the story 
 of Bdranger's one and only love, quite a simple story. 
 You may remember what he says of woman in his Auto- 
 biography. " I have always regarded woman as neither 
 a wife nor a mistress, which is too often to make of her 
 either a slave or a tyrant, and I have never seen in her 
 any thing but a friend whom God has given us. The 
 tenderness, full of esteem, with which women have in- 
 spired me from my youth, has never ceased to be the 
 source of my sweetest consolations. Thus have I over- 
 come a secret disposition to melancholy, the attacks of 
 which became daily less frequent, thanks to women and 
 poetry. Or let me say women alone, for my poetry 
 comes from them." Here, you see, is not the roving 
 disposition of Henry Murger in his " Bohemians." 
 Nor, indeed, could Colonel Newcome himself speak 
 more chivalrously. 
 
 Her name, mentioned above, was Judith FrSre. She 
 was two 3"ears older than Beranger, and of the same 
 station in life. He made her acquaintance when she 
 was eighteen and he sixteen, i. e. in the year 1796, an 
 acquaintance which every year deepened more and more 
 into the most perfect friendship that ever existed be- 
 tween man and woman. Was it love? Were they 
 secretly married ? We know nothing. But we may 
 be sure that it was no ordinary tie that boimd them 
 together. The little clerk of the University, living in 
 his garret on his petty salary, and that halved by the 
 charities he daily practised, found one person in the 
 world whom he could talk to, one in whom he could 
 entirely trust, who gave him the sympathy that man 
 can never get except from woman. It was to her rooms 
 
436 B^RANGER. 
 
 — she was but a simple ouvrie.re^ with a pretty face, a 
 sweet voice, blue eyes, and brown hair — that Beranger, 
 during those long years when he was unknown, a small, 
 ungainly man, rough-featured, " chdtif et laid," with 
 bald head, and nothing handsome but his eyes, retreated 
 secretly and found the chief refreshment of his soul — 
 
 Grand Dieu! combien elle est jolie, 
 Et moi je suis si laid, si laid. 
 
 She did not fetter him, she did not assert herself. As 
 it would seem, she accepted the role of his friend, and 
 acquiesced sadly in the seclusion that fate had imposed, 
 because we cannot doubt that Judith loved him as well 
 
 as advised him. 
 
 Lise a I'oreille 
 Me conseille: 
 Get oracle me dit tout bas, 
 Ghantez, monsieur, n'ecrivez pas. 
 
 Note that year after year passed by, that the unknown 
 clerk became a great power in the land, but the name 
 of Judith Frere was not heard. None of his friends — 
 not Thiers, not Lamennais, not Manuel — knew any 
 thing about her. Then suddenly, in the evening of 
 their lives, when she was fifty-seven and he was fifty- 
 five, he brought her out into the sunshine, and placed 
 her in his house. The wicked world pointed fingers of 
 derision. Beranger wrote a letter to the Assemble 
 Nationale, claiming, with that quiet self-respect which 
 always characterized him, the right of arranging his 
 household in his own way, and, with no other word of 
 explanation, went quietly on his own way. She was 
 thus before the world his attached and honored friend : 
 she was more ; she was his devoted and single-hearted 
 servant, obedient to his slightest gesture — only he was 
 not an imperious master — held in honor by those who 
 were entitled to visit the poet, and happy in dying 
 
HIS FRIENDS, 437 
 
 before her husband, friend — what j^ou will. Bdranger 
 told her to die first ; and of course she obeyed him. It 
 was a wish dictated from the kindest of liearts; he could 
 not bear to think that she would have any unhappiness 
 in surviving him. Let him bear the loneliness and the 
 desolation. 
 
 She was the " Bonne Vieille." You know it — the 
 sweetest and saddest of songs? It was written long 
 before they did grow old together : — 
 
 Vous vieillirez, 6 ma belle maitresse ! 
 Vous vieillirez, et je ne serai plus. 
 
 Lorsque les yeux chercheront sous vos rides 
 Les traits charmants qui m'auront inspire, 
 Dos doux recits les jeunes gens avides 
 Diront, " Quel fut cet ami tant pleure ? " 
 De mon amour peignez, s'il est possible, 
 L'ardeur, I'ivresse, et meme les soup^ons; 
 Et bonne vieille au coin d'un feu paisible, 
 De votre ami repetez les chansons. 
 
 You see it was before he thought she would die first. 
 Is it selfish, this desire of the poet's, to live a little 
 longer in the heart of his mistress ? — 
 
 Sans rougir vous direz, " Je I'aimais." 
 
 Perhaps all man's love is selfish. He wants a com- 
 panion, he wants rest, and confidence. B(^ranger took 
 without claiming it, but as a right, the devotion of a life. 
 
 He was a man of many friends, though he sought 
 none. It was an honor to be his friend; it was also 
 one of the greatest pleasures to talk with him when he 
 expanded over the good wine that his healthy soul 
 loved. He would sing his chansons ; he would laugh 
 and be merry, careful only that Judith was happy too, 
 and that the old aunt, whose ill-humor was a sore 
 trial, was kept as comfortable as a thorny temperament 
 would permit. Always thoughtful, too, about Ms 
 
438 BERANGER. 
 
 friends. He would listen for hours to the philosophical 
 theology of Lamennais, though he understood him no 
 more than Lamb iinderstood Coleridge. He remained 
 faithful to his old Peronne folk. He never made an 
 enemy or alienated a friend. His life was one long exer- 
 cise of charity, and he had little moral mottoes of his 
 own, small rules and maxims of life, copy-book texts, 
 evolved from no reading, but from his own reflections, 
 which turn up in his letters and his biography quite 
 simply and naturally. " Quand on n'est pas %oiste," 
 he says, for instance, "il faut etre ^conome." 
 
 It may b§ remarked, as a national distinction of the 
 French character, that while our rich men give their 
 hundreds to hospitals and charitable societies — which 
 pauperize ; while our poor men give to each other and 
 to barrel-organists ; our middle classes — out of their 
 innocent zeal — give to the missionaries, and all give of 
 their abundance, the Frenchman, of whatever class, is 
 himself, so far as he can be, his own almoner, and gives 
 of his poverty. Beranger is no solitary example. It- is 
 a kind-hearted, generous, unselfish race, capable of sacri- 
 fice, ready to live on little, so that others may also live. 
 And thus Beranger, through a long life of poverty, con- 
 tinually devoted half his income to those who had less 
 than himself. When Christian, in Bunyan's story, drops 
 his burden, made up, as you know, of his own iniquities, 
 and nobody else's sins and sorrows, he goes along to the 
 end light-hearted, free from encumbrance. Beranger, 
 on the other hand, who is never conscious of any bur- 
 den of iniquities, is always being saddled with other 
 people's loads, one after another. It is his grandmother, 
 his aunts, his sister, who get upon his back and cling 
 round his neck. Then comes Judith, her little fortune 
 all lost, then a thousand poor people whose sufferings he 
 must alleviate. Always some new unhappiness to relieve, 
 
HIS DEATH. 439 
 
 some new burden to take up, some little luxury to be 
 quietly put down. Take that case of Rouget de Tlsle, 
 author of the " Marseillaise." He is starving ; he is 
 put into prison, this Tyrtseus, for a debt of twenty 
 pounds. What does France care ? There is a Bourbon 
 with his troop of the infiniment petits on the throne, and 
 the '' Marseillaise" must be forgotten. Beranger finds 
 out the poet. ''Where are you?" he writes; "they 
 would not tell me yesterday, then I was certain where 
 you were ; so I write to Sainte-P^lagie. Do not be 
 ashamed of being in prison for a debt — it is for the 
 nation to be ashamed. . . . Come, tell me all about it 
 — point d'enfantillage''' Rouget is taken out of prison 
 by Beranger. But he has no money. He will die. Not 
 by a pistol or by poison, but he will wander about the 
 fields till he drops dead. It is Beranger who goes after 
 him, finds him in his aimless wanderings, brings him 
 back to the friend who will look after him, and helps 
 to keep him till Charles and his Jesuits are happily 
 over the border for ever, and a pension can be got for 
 the man who wrote the " Marseillaise." 
 
 It was not till 1857 that he died. His end was full 
 of suffering. For many months the flame of life had 
 been flickering in the socket, reviving for a little at mid- 
 day, and sinking when the sun went down. His friends 
 were gathered round him day after day, watching for 
 the, end to come, and all Paris was waiting to burst into 
 tears at his death. He recovered a little strength to 
 say farewell to Thiers, Villemain, and Cousin. '' Adieu ! 
 my friends, adieu ! Live on, you will have, even here, the 
 better world. It is the will of God that men should 
 cease to suffer so much. . . . II y est ohligS.'" He 
 paused, then looked round and repeated his words. 
 " Oblige est le mot," he said, sinking his head upon his 
 breast.' It was on the 16th of July, 1857, at half-past 
 
440 BERANGER. 
 
 five in the afternoon, that he breathed his last, without 
 any assistance from the priests, the greatest humorist, 
 the most finished lyrical poet, the most tender-hearted 
 friend, the simplest man that his country, that any 
 country, has ever seen. 
 
 A little old man, without distinction at the first sight, unless 
 one could penetrate his countenance with the divining glance of 
 genius, so much of simplicity was there, with all its subtlety. He 
 wore the dress of a rustic Alcinous, beneath which it was impos- 
 sible to suspect his divinity in the midst of a crowd; shoes tied 
 with a thong, coarse silk stockings, a clean cotton waistcoat, but a 
 common one, open above his large chest, showing a shirt of linen, 
 milk-white but coarse, such as country wives spin from their own 
 hemp for the village wearer, a wrapper of gray cloth, the elbows 
 of which showed the cord, while the unequal skirts let his legs be 
 seen as he went along the road ; and, lastly, a wide-brimmed 
 beaver, also gray, with no form, or worse than none, sometimes 
 stuck across his head, sometimes heavily thrust forward on his 
 brow, which gave play to a few sparse locks that fell about his 
 face or on his coat collar. He used to go about with a white wood 
 stick without head or ferule; not an old man's stick. He rarely 
 leaned on it, but with the end of this holly branch would trace capri- 
 cious figures on the floor, on the pavement, or on the sand. As to 
 his features, they might have been made out with big strokes 
 of the thumb in clay. There is the forehead, large and beethng, 
 the blue protruding eyes, the coarse arched nose, the -cheeks in 
 strong relief, the thick lips, the chin with a dimple in it, the short 
 muscular neck, the square-cut figure, the short legs. . . . But the 
 forehead was so thoughtful, the eyes so transparent and pene- 
 trating, the nostrils breathed such enthusiasm, the cheeks were so 
 modelled and their hollows so furrowed by thought and feeling, 
 the mouth was so fine and loving, the smile so kindly, and on the 
 lips irony and tenderness met. ... As Alcibiades said of Socrates, 
 *' Something divine, while we knew it not, must have diffused 
 itself over his countenance. Ugly as the man is, he is still the 
 most beautiful of mortals."^ 
 
 The Chansonnier does not think : he is a mirror. The 
 popular moods catch his imagination at points which 
 vary with his age, his habits of life, his experience. Do 
 
 ^ Lamartine. 
 
THE CHANSONS, 441 
 
 not, therefore, with the critic, try to ascertain what 
 B^ranger thought and held ; for of creed, opinion, faith, 
 or doctrine, B(^ranger was incapable. His mind was as 
 a field of waving canes, now flaunting their silver-gray 
 plumage like the streamers of some holiday craft ; now 
 turning green and yellow leaves in flashing belts to meet 
 the wind, now sad with the passing clouds, now all- 
 glorious in the sun. But never still ; never the same. 
 For he was led by popular opinion ; he was infected by 
 a sentiment ; he caught their unuttered sympathies in 
 the looks of the people ; as he wandered about the 
 streets, he was able to read what they could not express. 
 When he had seized the thoughts that floated in the air, 
 he went home, and slowly, laboriously, carefully, gave 
 them such shape and utterance as never yet were seen. 
 
 First, we got the love-songs without a grain of politics. 
 What does the young man care for politics ? Then 
 we have " Ma Grand'mere," " Le Petit Homme Gris," 
 " Le Vieux C^libataire," " Jeannette," and all the trip- 
 ping rhymes, armed each with the little arrow-point of 
 
 malice : — 
 
 Tant qu'on le pourra, larirette, 
 On te damnera, larira. 
 
 Tant qu'on le pourra, 
 
 L'on trinqera, 
 
 Chantera, 
 
 Aimera 
 
 La fillette. 
 Tant qu'on pourra, larirette, 
 On te damnera, larira. 
 
 As the poet gets older the songs of mirth and mis- 
 chief, whose charm is their entire absence of prSvoyance^ 
 cease altogether, or change into songs of regret. On 
 this side Bi^ranger is free from even the suspicion of 
 morality. It is as if he would teach that the whole 
 duty of youth is to get pleasure, of age to regret it. 
 
442 BERANGER. 
 
 Only, as I said above, pray do not accuse Bdranger of 
 teaching, preaching, or holding any doctrine whatever. 
 
 To the second class of the chansons belong the po- 
 litical songs. The politics of Bdranger are those of the 
 people. When the Bourbons come back they are tired 
 of war and fatigued with the anxieties that attend 
 victories and defeats. After all, even a Bourbon may 
 be good enough to bring tranquillity. Then B^ranger 
 
 sings : — 
 
 Louis, dit-on, fut sensible 
 
 Aux malheurs de ces guerriers 
 Dont I'hiver le plus terrible 
 A seul fletri les lauriers. 
 
 Presently, the people, accustomed to a generation of 
 social equality, find themselves burdened once more 
 with what they had taken so much pains to get rid of — 
 the domination of priests and the insolences of an aristoc- 
 racy. Then we have the famous " Marquis de Carabas." 
 
 Yoyez ce vieux marquis 
 Nous traiter en peuple conquis; 
 
 Son coursier decharne 
 De loin chez nous I'a ramen6. 
 
 Vers son vieux castel 
 
 Ce noble riiortel 
 
 Marche en brandissant 
 
 Une sabre innocent. 
 Chapeau bas ! chapeau bas ! 
 Gloire au marquis de Carabas ! 
 
 And to this period belong the " Reverends Peres," 
 " Les Missionnaires," and " Les Infiniment Petits." 
 
 Tranquillity once re-established, and the priests and 
 nobles back again, France began to contrast the empire 
 with the monarchy. And then awoke again the idea of 
 Napoleon, which meant, to all born since the Revolution, 
 the country. This too would have died away with the 
 next generation, but for the fact that Beranger caught 
 
LE VIEUX CAPORAL. 443 
 
 the sentiment while yet it was young and powerless for 
 good or evil, and gave it life, vigor, strength. Some of 
 his best songs are those in which the great emperor 
 is idealized : — 
 
 " Well, my dears, by kings attended, 
 Through the village street he passed 
 (I was then — the time goes fast — 
 
 But newly wed) ; the sight was splendid. 
 
 Up the hill and past the door. 
 
 Here he walked — it seems to-day — 
 
 He a little cocked hat wore, 
 And a coat of woollen gray. 
 
 I was frightened at his view ; 
 But he said, to calm my fear, 
 ' Good-day, my dear.' " 
 
 " Grandam! did he speak to you? 
 
 Did he speak to you? " ^ 
 
 And you know the grand song of the " Le Vieux 
 Caporal" singing on his way to he fusille for striking 
 one of his new officers : — 
 
 Qui la-bas sanglote et regarde? 
 
 Eh! c'est la veuve du tambour. 
 En Russie, a I'arriere-garde, 
 
 J'ai porte son fils nuit et jour. 
 Comme le pere, enfant et femme 
 • Sans moi restaient sous les frimas; 
 EUe va prier pour mon ame : 
 Consents, au pas; 
 Ne pleurez pas; 
 Ne pleurez pas; 
 Marchez au pas, 
 Au pas, au pas, au pas, au pas. 
 
 Morbleu! ma pipe s'est ^teinte; 
 
 Non, pas encore. . . . Allons, tant mieuxl 
 Nous allons entrer dans I'enceinte: 
 
 9a, ne me bandez pas les yeux, 
 Mes amis . . . f ache de la peine ; 
 
 * From the translation by Robert Brough. 
 
444 BERANGER. 
 
 Surtout ne tirez point trop bas : 
 Et qu'au pays Dieu vous ram^ne ! 
 
 Consents, au pas; 
 
 Ne pleurez pas ; 
 
 Ne pleurez pas ; 
 
 Marchez au pas ; 
 Au pas, au pas, au pas, au pas. 
 
 Compare with these songs " Denys Maitre d'Ecole " 
 and the " Dix-Mille Francs." Then think of the prob- 
 able effect on a people, ever inclined to forget the mis- 
 fortunes, and to dwell on the splendors, of the past ; 
 ever ready to see the ridiculous side of the present 
 situation. Imperialism owes its revival to B^ranger, 
 unconsciously, perhaps, because he could not foresee, 
 only interpret. 
 
 Lastly, let us consider one or two of the moral songs. 
 That song is moral, in its way, which is prompted by 
 sympathy with the sufferings and woes of our fellows. 
 Beranger is tender-hearted ; he gives out of his slender 
 store more than he can spare ; he sings out of the abun- 
 dance of his love in pity and forgiveness. " Poor soul ! " 
 he says, " you suffer, let me help you as I can." No 
 reprimand, no reproach, no advice for the future, no 
 lament for the past, falls from the lips of this moralist. 
 He sees nothing — always being a chansonnier — but the 
 present. Past and future, cause and consequence, do 
 not exist for him. Like the lark, he lives for the day, 
 feels for the day. Jeanne la Rousse, with her three chil- 
 dren, weeps for her husband the poacher, in prison — 
 
 Un enfant dort a sa mamelle, 
 Elle en porte un autre h. son dos : 
 L'alne, qu'elle tratne apr^s elle, 
 Gele pieds nus dans ses sabots. 
 Helas, des gardes qu'il courrouce, 
 Au loin, le pere est prisonnier. 
 
THE SAMARITAN. 446 
 
 Dieu, veillez siir Jeanne la Rousse: 
 On a surpris le braconnier. 
 
 Pauvres enfants ! chacun d'eux pousse, 
 Frais comme un bouton printanier. 
 Dieu, veillez sur Jeanne la Rousse; 
 On a surpris le braconnier. 
 
 That the poacher is a criminal is nothing; that his 
 fate was to be expected is nothing ; that the misery is 
 deserved is nothing. He can only see the misery. And 
 with that, he sees, like the people in all ages, the cruel 
 injustice of sending a man to prison for knocking down 
 a hare that crosses his road. By what right does any 
 man claim the wild creatures as his own ? Laws may be 
 written down and expounded. You may teach people 
 that they may not, you will never teach them that they 
 ought not, to kill a partridge or a hare. 
 
 Next, it is an old vagabond who lies down in the ditch 
 to die. That he has been always a man who would not^ 
 work, that the miserable, squalid death is worthy of 
 the miserable, squalid life, would involve a proposition 
 in social economy too profound for the poet. He only 
 sees the suffering. 
 
 Dans ce foss6 cessons de vivre: 
 Je finis vieux, infirme et las. 
 
 Or it is the poor blind woman who kneels on the 
 church steps in the cold, covered with rags, and begs. 
 Is she an impostor ? Is she a bad and woi^thless creat- 
 ure ? Never mind : she is suffering. 
 
 Elle est aveugle, helas! la pauvre femme: 
 Ah ! faisons-lui la charity. 
 
 There is nothing so bad, we are told, as indiscrimi- 
 nate charity, and nothing so unreal as the glow of con- 
 scious virtue which follows the relief of some street 
 impostor. Perhaps it might be urged, on the other 
 
446 BERANGER. 
 
 hand, that there are dangers in charity by machinery. 
 Beranger has but one method : when he sees misery he 
 relieves it. Misery is in itself, indeed, a harsh adviser. 
 When it vanishes, the pain and shame of it linger still 
 like the summer twilight. The lessons of affliction, the 
 memory of degradation, may be used in two ways. They 
 may degrade lower, or they may help to raise. Our 
 sins may serve as stepping-stones to a higher level, or 
 they may serve as millstones to drag us down. In 
 either case Beranger would, if he were at hand, be ready 
 to help and sympathize, Avith never a word of reproach 
 or admonition, being, indeed, the good Samaritan of 
 fallen and bleeding humanity, to whom our organized 
 charities would fling by rule a coin wrapped in a tract. 
 It may be that some of our English wretchedness would 
 be more effectually relieved by some of the French 
 sentiment. 
 
 It has always seemed to me that one of the most 
 beautiful of Beranger's poems, and the most elevated 
 in tone, is the " Etoiles qui filent." That is the reason 
 why I have kept it to the last, and essayed a translation 
 of my own. 
 
 " Thou sayest, shepherd, that a star 
 Shines in the skies my fate to guide." 
 
 *' Yes, child, but in yon darkness far 
 Thick veils of night its glimmering hide." 
 
 " Shepherd, canst thou indeed divine 
 The secrets of the far-off spheres ? 
 
 Then tell me what yon brilliant line 
 Means, as it shoots and disappears." 
 
 " Know, child, whene'er a mortal dies, 
 
 With him his star that moment falls — 
 This, amid young and laughing eyes, 
 
 While music echoed to the walls, 
 Fell stricken lifeless o'er the wine 
 
 Whose praises fired his dying ears." — 
 " See yet another §tar, whose line 
 
 One instant gleams, then disappears." 
 
LES ETOILES. 447 
 
 " Child, 'twas a star serene and bright, 
 
 The star of one as pure and fair. 
 A maiden blithe, a spirit light — 
 
 The wedding festival prepare : 
 Her virgin brow with orange twine : 
 
 Ring, wedding bells; weep, happy tears " 
 *' See, see, another shooting line. 
 
 That gleams and shines, and disappears." 
 
 " Weep, weep, my child, such stars are rare. 
 
 He gave his wealth to feed the poor. 
 They glean from others' store, but there 
 
 They reaped a harvest great and sure. 
 When o'er the waste those home-lights shine, 
 
 The wanderer forgets his fears." — 
 *• See, see, another gleaming line 
 
 That shoots across and disappears." 
 
 *♦ Yes, 'tis the star of some great king. 
 
 Go child, thy early virtue keep. 
 Let not thy star its glories fling 
 
 To wake men's envy from its sleep. 
 With steady light burn clear and far; 
 
 So. at the end look not to hear, 
 'Tis but another shooting star — 
 
 They shoot and gleam and disappear." 
 
 B^ranger sums up the poetry of the esprit gaulois. 
 In him is the gayety of the trouveres^ the malice of the 
 fabliaux^ the bonhomie of La Fontaine, the clearness 
 of Marot, the bo7ine maniere of Villon, the sense of 
 Regnier. Something, at first inexplicable, there is which 
 we miss in him. I have discovered what that is: we 
 look to be led, and everywhere we find him following. 
 Where the crowd is thickest, there is B^ranger ; where 
 the tide is flowing, thither drifts his bark with all the 
 rest ; amid the crowd we find their prophet ; we look 
 for the voice of a man, and we hear the voice, of the 
 multitude. 
 
 The chansonnier, above all artists, depends for success 
 
448 BiRANGER. 
 
 on the emotions and sympathies evoked by his subject, 
 over and above the art? with which he has treated it. 
 In general he would deprecate a too careful criticism. 
 B^ranger, however, would seem to invite it ; for his art 
 is perfect. The tears, the laughter, the sympathies of 
 his songs, are in the words and the rhythm as well as 
 in the subject. Here is no rude sculptor who depends 
 upon the pathos of the theme, but one who, self-taught, 
 has mastered the profoundest rules of art — a poet after 
 the heart of Pedant Boileau, who has yet never read 
 the " Art Po^tique." 
 
 One after the other, we have seen these French poets 
 and humorists harping on the single strain of wasting 
 life and coming death. Truly, they are in this respect 
 as sad and hopeless as the Preacher : — " This is one evil 
 among all things that are done under the sun, that there 
 is one event unto all. ... To him that is joined to all 
 the living there is hope, for a living dog is better than 
 a dead lion ; for the living know that they shall die : 
 but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any 
 more a reward ; the memory of them is forgotten ; their 
 love, their hatred, their envy, is now perished, neither 
 have they any more a portion for ever in any thing that 
 is done under the sun." 
 
 The stern Israelite laments the loss of his hatred and 
 his envy, but it is not either of these that the light- 
 hearted Frenchman regrets ; it is his youth and his love. 
 '" Le temps que je regrette, c'est le temps qui n'est plus." 
 And even Ronsard, breaking for once into a natural 
 strain, sings with the rest : — 
 
 Ma douce jouvence est pass^e: 
 Adieu, ma lyre ; adieu, fillettes, 
 Jadis mes douces amourettes! 
 La! je n'ai plus en mon declin 
 Que le feu, le lict et le via. 
 
CONCLUSION. 449 
 
 This intense love of life is a key-note — I struck it in 
 the first page — to all the French poetry, even that, out- 
 side my limits, where we might look to find what we 
 are accustomed to call loftier aims. It seems to me 
 that there can be nothing loftier than to labor and feel 
 for others ; nothing more noble than, like Bdranger, tO 
 sympathize with the world ; like Rabelais, to cultivate 
 the world ; like Moliere, to remove the prejudices of the 
 world ; and with all this, nothing more in accordance 
 with nature than to look on with sadness as the sunlit 
 days slip faster and faster from our hands, as the twi- 
 light follows the dawn ever more rapidly, as the winters 
 still more swiftly tear down the summers, as the river 
 rushes ever faster to the fall. 
 
 And which of us, pray, does not feel this sadness? 
 "What religion, what philosophy, what faith was ever yet 
 sufficient to make us grow old without regret, or con- 
 template death and separation with satisfaction ? We 
 in England, less natural than the French, have agreed 
 not to harp upon this great human sorrow, or at least to 
 strike the chord of regret indirectly, *' in thinking of the 
 days that are no more." But to live the simple and 
 self-denying life of B Granger, to work, save, spare for 
 others, to grow old in well-doing, and then, when the 
 shadows gather which precede the night, to lie down 
 with a sigh for the world we have found so full of love, 
 and die, leaving the rest to the hon Bieu^ proud, perhaps, 
 like Boileau, that we have done no wrong, and helped 
 on the world — is not this the course of a good man ? 
 It is, perhaps, a Pagan doctrine — one is astonished at 
 times in considering how many Paganisms still prevail — 
 but it has no lower an authority than the author of Ec- 
 clesiastes. On the other hand, it is not the Paganism 
 of Art, selfish in its cold and passionless abstraction, or 
 still more selfish in its desire to wring for itself, at any 
 
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450 BERANGER. 
 
 cost, from every passing moment, tlie utmost possible of 
 passion, rapture, and deliglit. 
 
 And so my humorists are all alike. Every one, like 
 Montaigne, might serve as a book of " Hours '* for a 
 Ninon de I'Enclos; in the face of every one the light 
 clear eye that brightens for a pretty girl, for a song, for 
 a feast, for spring-time and flowers, for a hon-mot^ for 
 an espieglerie. We may see in all of them the same 
 resolution to let others solve the insoluble, peering into 
 that impenetrable blackness which lies between and be- 
 3^ond the stars ; we may recognize in all the same nimble- 
 ness of wit, the same marvellous dexterity of language. 
 And see how. kind and tender-hearted they all are; 
 shut your ej^es to some of their faults — indeed, T have 
 hidden them as much as I could — and own the virtues 
 of generosity, elasticity, and self-denial. I have care- 
 fully abstained from instituting comparisons, but it re- 
 mains now to claim, in the briefest manner, what may 
 very possibly be disputed, superiority for the French 
 over the English humorists. Rabelais has, I maintain, 
 a finer wit than Swift ; we have no political satire so 
 good as the " Satyre M^nipp^e;" we have no early 
 English humor comparable for a moment with that of 
 \hQ fabliaux ; we have no letter-writer like Voiture ; we 
 have no teller of tales like La Fontaine ; and, lastly, 
 we have no chansonnier like Beranger. 
 
INDEX. 
 
 Academy, fonndation of, 228. 
 Academicians, the first, 229. 
 Actors, social status of, 318. 
 Adam de la Halle, 21. 
 Adam to his children, 85. 
 -ZEneas, 255. 
 Agnes of Navarre, 96. 
 Allegory, in " Romance of the 
 
 Rose," 54. 
 Arlequin, 312, 313. 
 Ass's last will and testament, 
 
 the, 39. 
 Aubray, M. d', 159. 
 
 Bacchus, ode to, 194. 
 Baif, 311. 
 
 Barber of Seville, the, 410. 
 Barigny, La Belle, 270. 
 Baron, 327, 336. 
 Beauval, 327. 
 
 Mile., 329. 
 
 Beaumarchais, chap, xviii 
 Bejart, Madeleine, 326. 
 
 Armande, 327, 330, 331, 
 
 333. 
 
 Genevieve, 327. 
 
 Belleau, 311. 
 Benserade, chap. x. 
 Beranger, chap. xix. 
 Bergeries, 313. 
 Blanket tossing, 205. 
 
 Boileau, chap. xiv. 
 
 satire on, 372. 
 
 Boisrobert, 224 et seq. 
 Bonaparte, Lucien, 426. 
 Bonne Vieille, la, 437. 
 Bottle, oracle of the, 122. 
 Bourbon, Mile, de, 205. 
 Bourgogne, Hotel de, 312. 
 Bouillon, Mad. de, 271. 
 Brecourt, 327. 
 
 Breton ville, Marie P. de, 288. 
 Burlesque, 241. 
 
 Callicrates, 209. 
 Carabas, le Marquis de, 442. 
 Carlyle's nicknames, 392, 394. 
 Catholicon, the, 150. 
 Caveau, the new, 429. 
 Cerisy, 229. 
 Champmesle, La, 275. 
 Chanson, the, chap. i. 
 Chansonnier, the, 440, 441. 
 Charlatan, song of the, 30. 
 Charles the Bad, 97. 
 Chaucer, 45. 
 Chapelain, 289. 
 Chapelle, 289, 290, 329. 
 Chaulnes, the Due de, 401. 
 Chenier, Andre, 183. 
 Chicane, 287. 
 Chloris, lines to, 254. 
 
452 
 
 INDEX. 
 
 Christine de Pisan, 46. 
 
 Chrestien, Florent, 163. 
 
 Chronique Gargantuine, 108. 
 
 Cleante, 355. 
 
 Coadjutor, the, 234. 
 
 Colle, 429. 
 
 Confessions of Regnier, 175, 
 
 176. 
 Confrerie de la Passion, 310. 
 Conrart, 228. 
 Conti, Prince de, 233. 
 Cotin, the Abbe, 289, 349. 
 Costar, 292. 
 
 Coypeau d'Assoucy, 252, 323. 
 Credo of the Ribaut, 38. 
 Credo of the usurer, 38. 
 Cymbalum Mundi, 125. 
 
 Danse Macabre, 14. 
 
 De Brie, 327, 329. 
 
 De Croisy, 327. 
 
 Deduit, garden of, 50. 
 
 Degeneracy of the age, 173. 
 
 Desaugiers. 429. 
 
 Deschamps, Eustache, chap. iv. 
 
 De'sir de nonne, 376. 
 
 Des Periers, 125. 
 
 Desportes, 169. 
 
 Dido, 257. 
 
 Diz d'Aventures, 24. 
 
 Doette, la belle, 19. 
 
 Dorleans de la Motte, Bishop, 
 
 379. 
 Du Bellay, the family, 106. 
 
 Joachim, 166. 
 
 Du Pare, 327, 329. 
 
 Durant, Gilles, 163. 
 
 Duty of work, ballad on the, 84. 
 
 Emancipation of music and 
 learning, 15. 
 
 Embarras de Paris, les, 300. 
 Esprit Gaulois, 10, 447. 
 Etoiles qui filent, les, 446. 
 Eunuchus, translation of, 267.. 
 Eu, the Chevaher d', 409. 
 Eve, sonnet on, 216. 
 Eyquem, Pierre, 133. 
 
 Fabliaux, the, 35. 
 Fall of England, the, 86. 
 Faux Semblant, 63. 
 Femmes Savantes, les, 342, 
 
 349. 
 Figaro, Mariage de, 410. 
 Flattery, literary, 236. 
 Florian, 431. 
 
 Folies Amoureuses, les, 373. 
 Fouquet, 269. 
 Furet, Saint Amant's letter to, 
 
 195. 
 Furetiere, 351, 352. 
 
 Gargantua, 110. 
 Garland, the, 346. 
 Gaultier, Garguille, 314. 
 Gassendi, 320. 
 Gaster, 121. 
 Genius, sermon of, 66. 
 Gentility, true, 74. 
 Gerson, 46. 
 Giry, 229. 
 Godeau, 229. 
 Gombaut, 229. 
 Golden age, the, 72. 
 Gournay, Mile, de, 140. 
 Goezman, 404, 406. 
 Gresset, chap. xvii. 
 Grenier, le, 425. 
 Grillon, 369. 
 Gros Guillaume, 314. 
 Gudin, 402. 
 
INDEX. 
 
 458 
 
 Guillaume de Lorris, 47. 
 
 de Machault, 95. 
 
 de St. Amour, 62. 
 
 Guyot, 21. 
 
 Habert, 229. 
 Hardy, Alexandre, 313. 
 Harlay-Champvallon, 356. 
 Heaven and hell of the thir- 
 teenth century, 63. 
 Henry III., 152. 
 Hervaut, 278. 
 
 Hotel de Rambouillet, 344, 345. 
 Hue de la Ferte, 20. 
 Hugues de Breze, 22. 
 Honor, Regnier's lines on, 174. 
 
 "If all we did were guarded 
 
 still," 164. 
 Indignation, sham, 173. 
 
 Jean de Meung, 56. 
 Jeanne la Rousse, 444. 
 Job, sonnet on, 210. 
 Jodelle, 311. 
 
 Jongleur, song of the, 27. 
 Judith Frere, 435. 
 
 Knight and the Belle, the, 17. 
 
 La Blache, Comte de, 400, 404. 
 La Barre, story of, 378. 
 Ladies at church, 92. 
 Lamartine on Beranger, 440. 
 Landrirette, 207. 
 Lapland, Regnard in, 367. 
 La Boetie, 136. 
 La Fontaine, chap. xiii. 
 La Peruse, 311. 
 
 Latin authors read in the thir- 
 teenth century, 78. 
 
 Le Roy, Pierre, 160. 
 Lorris, Guillaume de, 46. 
 Louis XIV., 295, 325. 
 Lucian's True History, 129. 
 Lucien Bonaparte, 426. 
 Luxury of dress, 91. 
 
 Macette, 179. 
 
 Maiden's confession, the, 431. 
 
 ISIaintenon, ISIadame de, 250. 
 
 Malherbe, 170. 
 
 Malleville, 229. 
 
 INIarais, Theatre des, 312. 
 
 Mariage de Figaro, 410. 
 
 Marot, 12. 
 
 Marriage, Mirror of, 90. 
 
 Maucroix, 265. 
 
 May dew, the, 18. 
 
 Mayenne, Due de, 149. 
 
 Maynard, 171. 
 
 Mediaeval satire, 13. 
 
 Menage, 350. 
 
 M6nippee, la Satyre, chap. vii. 
 
 Mesnard, Mile., 401. 
 
 Meung, Jean de, 56. 
 
 Moliere, chap. xv. 
 
 Mondori, 232, 327. 
 
 Monks, Rutebeuf on, 34. 
 
 Montfleury, 327. 
 
 Montaigne, chap. vi. 
 
 Morande, Thevenau de, 408. 
 
 Mouzou, lines to the Abbess 
 
 de, 266. 
 Music, Saint Amant on, 192. 
 
 Nature's workshop, 76. 
 Neufgermain, lines on, 208. 
 Nmon de I'Enclos. 235, 247. 
 
 Old woman, the, 68, 180. 
 Ordre du Cordier, 1', 89. 
 
454 
 
 INDEX. 
 
 Panurge, 115. 
 Passerat, Jean, 161. 
 Pantagruel, 113. 
 Pantagruelian philosophy, 123. 
 
 creed, 127. 
 
 Paradise, the villain in, 36. 
 Parasites, the, chap. xi. 
 Paris, sonnet on, 254. 
 Paris-Duvernay, 395. 
 Parodies, 23. "* 
 
 Paulet, Angelique, 346. 
 Pauline, 398. 
 Pedant, the, 181. 
 Pelleve, Cardinal, 155. 
 Pellisson, 269, 301. 
 Perrault, Charles, 302. 
 Petit Bourbon, Hotel de, 312. 
 Petit collet, the, 213. 
 Phillis, 217. 
 Physicians, 351. 
 Pithou, Pierre, 163. 
 Plague in Guienne, 139. 
 Political satire, first appearance 
 
 of, 148. 
 Precieuses Ridicules, the, 341, 
 
 347. 
 
 Rabelais, chap. v. 
 Rambouillet, Hotel de, 203, 
 
 345. 
 Rapin, Nicolas, 160. 
 Raymond de Sebonde, 137. 
 Regnard, chap, xvi, 
 Regnier, chap. viii. 
 Religious establishments in 
 
 France, 200. 
 Religious revolt, 67. 
 Remi, 311. 
 
 Return of the Bourbons, 432. 
 Reynard the Fox, 42. 
 Richelieu, 233. 
 
 Rieux, Sieur de, 158. 
 Rights of women, 343. 
 Rodrigue Hortalez et C'% 411. 
 Roger Bontemps, 428. 
 Roi d'Yvetot, 428. 
 Roman Comique, 253, 323. 
 Romance of the Rose, chap. iii. 
 Ronsard, 311, 448. 
 Rouget de I'Isle, 439. 
 Royalty, origin of, 74. 
 Roze, Rector, 151, 156. 
 Rutebeuf, chap. ii. 
 
 Sabliere, Madame de, 274. 
 
 Saint Amant, chap. ix. 
 
 Sarasin, chap. xi. 
 
 Sarcourt, De, 378. 
 
 Satire, the vveaj)on of the weak, 
 9. 
 
 Satires, wearisome effect of, 
 299. 
 
 Scaramouche, 313. 
 
 Scarron, chap. xii. 
 
 Science in the thirteenth cen- 
 tury, 75. 
 
 Scuderi, Mile., 346. 
 
 Secretum Secretorum, the, 61. 
 
 " See how the white rose and 
 the red," 94. 
 
 Senece, Epitaph on Benserade, 
 212. 
 
 Sirvente, the, 16. 
 
 Solitude, Saint Amant's poem 
 on, 188. 
 
 Student's letter in the four- 
 teenth century, a, 90. 
 
 Suis-je belle? a " virelay," 88. 
 
 Tartuffe, 353. 
 Theatre, I'lllustre, 321. 
 Theatre, progress of the, 313. 
 
INDEX. 
 
 455 
 
 Thelem^, monastery of, 112. 
 Thou, De, 141. 
 Tircis, to, 217. 
 
 Tobacco, Saint Amant on, 192. 
 Tontine, 369. 
 
 Travel in the fourteenth cen- 
 tury, 87. 
 Tresors, 61. 
 Turlupin, 314. 
 Typhon, the, 253. 
 
 Ulrich, Madame, 277. 
 Uranie, sonnet on, 211. 
 
 Valet, use of the, 359. 
 Valot, 352. 
 Vaux, 269. 
 
 Ver-Vert, 381. 
 
 Vieux Caporal, le, 443. 
 
 Villon, 69. 
 
 Virgil, La Fontaine's lines on, 
 
 268. 
 Virgile Travesti, 255. 
 Voiture, chap. x. 
 Voltaire, epigram by, 381. 
 
 " Wake from sleep to greet the 
 
 morn," 162. 
 Wine list, a mediaeval, 91. 
 Women, none in Rabelais, 109. 
 
 Yolante, 18. 
 
 Zehnis and Elvire, 360. 
 
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