"Whitehead An Epistle to Dr Thompson THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES FREDERIC THOMAS BLANCHARD ENDOWMENT FUND A N EPISTLE T O Dr. THOMPSON. Sed quia mente minus validus, quam corpore toto y Nil audlre vetim, nil difcere, quod levet Fidis offendar medicu HOR, By Mr. W H i T_E HEAD. Printed for W. OWEN, at Homer's Head, near Temple-Bar. (Price One Shilling.) Reader will perceive from two or three f of ages in the following Epijlle, that part of it was written fome timeftnce, nor indeed would the whole of it have now been thought inter ejiing enough to the Public, to have pajjed the Prefs ; bad not the phyfical Persecution carried on again/I the Gentleman to whom it is addrejfed, provoked the Publication. When a Body of Men, too proud to own their Errors, and too prudent to part with their Fees, fhall (with their Legion of Under- Jtrappers) enter into a Con/piracy againji a Brother-Practitioner , only for bonejily endeavouring to moderate the one, and reftify the other ; fuch a Body, our Author apprehends, becomes a juf- tifiable Object of Satire j and only wi/hes his Pen had, on this Occafion, a like Efficacy with thein. PR ( 3 ) A N EPISTLE ,'.'i 6i:iV/ in*iitf*iJL; T O Doctor T H o M P s o N.^ & oi WHY do you afk? {e that in this courtly dance " Of In and Out; it ne'er was yet my chance^ To bafk beneath a Statefman's foft'ring fmile, ^ c And fhare the Plunder of the public Spoil/' E'er wants my Table, the health-chearing meal> With Banjlead Mutton crown 'd, or E/ex Veal ? A 2 Smoke 881341 ( 4 ) Smokes not from Lincofa-me&ds the {lately Loin? Or rofy Gammon of hantonian Swine ? From Dortin's roofts, the feather'd vi&ims bleed,. And Thames ftill wafts me Ocean's fcaly Breed* Tho' Gallia's vines, their coftly juice deny, Still Tajo's banks, the jocund glafs fupply, Still diftant Worlds ne&areous treafures roll, And either India fparkles in my bowl -, Or Devon's boughs, or Dorfet's bearded fields, To Britain's Arms, a. britifli beverage yields... Rich in thefe gifts, why fhould I wiih for more ?" Why barter confcience, for fuperfluous ftore ? Or haunt the Levee of a purfe-proud peer,. To rob poor F d g of the curule chair.* Let * It is reported, that during the time Mr. Addifon was Secretary of State, when his old Friend and Ally Ambrofe Phillips apply'd to him for fome Preferment : the Great Man very coolly anfwer'd, that, " He thought he had already provided for him, by " making him /uftice for Weftminfter.' 1 '' To which the Bard with fome indignation', reply 'd, Tho 1 Poetry was a Trade, he could not live by, yet he fcorn'd to owe his Sub- C 5 ) Let the lean Bard, whofe belly void of bread, Puffs up pierian vapours to his head, In birth-day Odes, his flimfy fuftian vent, ?0 f And torture truth into a compliment ; Wear out the knocker of a Great-Man's door, Be Pimp, and Poet, furnifh Rhime or Whore, Or fetch and carry, for fome foolim Lord, To fneak a fitting footman at his board. If fuch the Arts, that captivate the great, Be your's, ye Bards ! the fun-fhine of a State, For Place or Penfion proftitute each line, Make Gods of Kings, and Minifters divine, Swear St. John's felf, could neither read nor write, * * # .j. out-bravoes Mars in fight - f Call SubMance to another, which, he ought not to live by. However Great Men in our days, may praftice the Secretary's Prudence, certain it is, the Perfon here pointed at, was very far from making a Precedent of his Brother-Poet's Principles. t It is apprehended, our modern Campaigns cannot fail of furniming the Reader with a proper Supply for this paflage. Call \ D * * t patriot, miles \\ a legal tool, Horace -j- a wit, and Dodington a fool. Such be your venal tafk; while bleft with eafe, 'Tis mine, to fcribble when, and what I pleafe. " Hold ! what you pleafe ? (Sir JD**^ cries) my Friend, " Say? muft my Labours never, never end 5 " Still doom'd 'gainft wicked wit, my pen to draw, " Corredt each Bard, by critic rules of Law; " 'Twixt Guilt and Shame, the legal buckler place, " And guard each courtly culprit from difgrace* tc Hard tafk ! mould future Jurymen inherit, " The City-Twelve's felf-judging britijh fpirit." % While | LORD HIGH ADMIRAL WILLES a Title, by which, this excellent Chief Ma- fiftrate is often diftinguilh'd among our Marine, for his fpirited Vindication of the upremacy of the CIVIL FLAG ; and reftifying the martial mi/lakes of fome late naval Tribunals, t A certain Modern of that name, whofe fole pretenfion to this Chara&er (except a little arch Buffoonery) confiils, in a truly poetical negligence of his Perfon. J Alluding to the conftitutional Verdicl: given on the Tryal of WILLIAM OWENJ Tor publilhing Tb Cafe of the Honourable Alexander Murray, Efif, ( 7 ) While You,, my THOMPSON ! fpite of Medicine favc, Mark ! how the College peoples every grave, See ! M*d transfer Eftates, from Sire to Son, And ** bar fucceffion to a Throne j-f- See ! S*w fcarce leave the paffing-bell a Fee, And N**'s fet the captive huiband free ; Tho' widow'd Julia giggles in her Weed, Yet who arraigns the Doctor for the Deed? O'er Life and Death, all abfolute his Will, Right the prefcription, whether cure or kill. Not t This Line furnifhes a melancholy Memento of the moft fatal Cataftrophe that perhaps ever befel this Nation, among the various tributary Verfes which flowed on that Occafion, our Author wrote the following j and which he here takes the liberty to infert, being willing to feize every opportunity, to perpetuate his Senfe of our public Lofs, in the Death of that truly PATRIOT-PRINCE. When JOVE late revolving the State of Mankind, 'Monv Britons, no traces of virtue could find, O'er the I/land, indignant, He ftretcfrd forth his rod, Earth trembled, and Ocean acknowledged the GOD.* Still provoked by our crimes, Heaven s vengeance tojhwiv, Ammon grafpirg his Bolts, aitn'd at Britain the blow { lint paujing. more dreadful, his lurata to evince, ^brevj the ^bunder afide, andfeitt Fate for the PRINCE. * Alluding to the preceeding Earthquake*. ( 8 ) Not fo, whofe Practice is the Mind's difeafe. His Potion muft not only cure, but pleafe j Apply the Cauftic, to the callous heart, Undone 's the Doctor, if the Patient fmart j Superior Powers, his mental Bill controul. And Law corrects the Phyfic of the Soul.-j- Shall Galen's Sons, with privilege deftroy, And I, not one found Alterative employ ? To drive the rank Diftemper, from within, Or is Man's Life, lefs precious than his Sin ? With palfied hand, fhould Juftice hold the Scale, And o'er a Judge, court- complaifance prevail, Satire's ftrong dofe, the malady requires, I write when lo! the Bench indignant fires, 1 Each t A like Corre&ion, with regard to the Phyfic of the Body, might prove no bad fecurity for the Life and Property of the Patient, as the Faculty are at prefent account- able to no other Power but that of Heaveh; for the Reclitude of their Conduft. And perhaps, no civilized Nation can afford fuch an Inftance of phyfical Anarchy as ours, where the Surgeon is permitted to ufurp the Province of the Phyfician, and the Apo- thecary plumes himfelf in the Perriwig and Plunder of both Profeflions. In a public -fpirited Endeavour to cure this Anarchy, and reftore a proper Difcipline in Praaice, confifts, a THOMPSON'S Empiricifm. -Hinc itt To lofe her Virtue, yet her Honour fave. In Cupid's Rites, now, fo improv'd our fkill r Mode finds the means, when Nature finds the will. Each reverend Relict, keeps a private pack, And flurdy Stallion with atlean back; Where, britijh Dames to myflic rites repair,, % Nor fail, to meet a lurking Clodio there ; In amorous Healths, defraud the public Stews, And rob the drury Veftal of her Dues. Who haplefs mourns, her laft, long-mortgag'd Gown, While Douglafs damns the Drums of Lady J3> . By y-nll. ^ C * Intravit calidum veteri centone lupanar. Juv. ( '3 ) By Names cceleftial, mortal Females, call, Angels they are, but Angels in their Fall. One royal Phanix \\ yet, redeems the Race, And proves, in Britain, beauty may have grace, Vain, mail the Af*/, the various Symptoms find, When every Doctor's, of a diff'rent mind. In * *'s palm, be foul Corruption found, Each Court-empiric holds, his Grace is found 5 In Sackville's * breaft, let public Spirit reign,. Bliflers ! (they cry) the caufe is in his Brain j So, T*#*/'s Want of Place, is Want of Senfe, And Da/kwood's ~\- ftubborn Virtue, downright Infolence. When Ills, are thus, juft what the Dodors pleafe, And the Soul's health, is held, the Mind's difeafe j Not H P - fs of W - j. * See a Propofal for a Militia, publifhed by Lord MiMlefw. t Sir Francis ( '4 ') Not all thy Art, O Horace! had prevail'd, Here, all thy roman Recipes ~\* had fail'd. c o- >! *& miwtyi- & , \ Isvci saQ Had Fate to Flaccus, but our days decreed, What Pollio would admire ? What Cafar read ? Great Maro's felf had dy'd an humble Swain, And Terence fought a Ltelius now in vain. Science no more employs the Courtier's care, No Mufe's voice, can charm N * * * f s ear. The folid V e, aerial Verfe, outweighs, And wins all courtly favour from the Bays $ Hence, flow alone, the facred gifts of * * * *s, Staves, Truncheons, Feathers, Mitres, Stars, and Strings. Hence, Cradles, See ! with lifping Statefmen fpawn, And infant Limbs befwadl'd in the Lawn j While honeft Boyle, too impotent for Place, Sets, in meridian glory of Difgrace. Nor t Satires. ( '5 ) Nor all the patriot mufic of Mahne y Can charm a Court, like **, or like S* ; Bleft Twins of State! whom, Love and Pow'r conjoin; Like Leda\ Offspring, made by Jove divine, Fix'd, in Hibernia's hemifphere to rule, And fhed your Influence, o'er each Knave and Fool.-}- WHILST, the fad Summons of the Mortar's knell, The rival deeds, of each Diploma tell -, And Death's increafing Mufter- rolls declare, That Health and THOMPSON are no longer here. How (hall the Mufe this falutation fend ? What Place enjoys Thee ? or what happier Friend ? Say ! if in Eaftbury's J majeftic towers, Or wrapt, in Afhley's || amarantine bowers, f As our Author lamented the occaJion of thefe Lines, fo no one more lincerely re- joices to find, that the Beam of PUBLIC SPIRIT is likely to difpel the Clouds, which had interpofed between Loyalty and Patriotifm. A new political STAR incur J)ays, and which fome more eaftern MAGI would do well to follow. J A Seat belonging to the Right Hon. George Dodington. |j Another belonging to Lord MidJIefex. By friendmip favour'd, and unaw'd by flate, johta You barter Science, with the Wife and Great j O'er Pelbam's Politics, in judgrtient fit, Reform the Laws of Nations, or of Wit j With attic Zeft enrich the focial bowl, Crack Joke on Joke, and mingle Soul with Soul ; On Laughter's wanton wing, now frolic fport, Nor envy Fox the Clofet of a Court. Loft, in this darling luxury of Eafe, Alike regardlefs, both of fame and fees, " Let Shaw (You cry) o'er Phyfic fov'reign reign, cc Or/T**boaft, his Hecatombs of Hain. " Be mine, to ftay fome Friend's departing Breath, fuf^ttjor) I Thus flow, and thus, for ever flow ! my days Unaw'd by Cenfure, or unbrib'd by Praife j No Friend to Faction, and no Dupe to Zeal, Foe to all Party, but, the Public- Weal Why then, (from 'every venal bondage free) Courts have no glitt'ring fhackels left for me, My reafons,, *Thompfon! prithee afk no more, Take them, as Oxford's Flaccus fung before, -f- t- 1 ^ *%Qii*;! ., ^,i\i ^a t np t oi N. , " My Eafe and Freedom, if for aught I vend, " Would not you cry? to Bedlam y Bedlam, Friend! * { But to fpeak out : mall what could ne'er engage, '* My frailer youth, now captivate in age? " What f See Conclufion of Dr. King's Apology. ( 23 ). What Cares can vex > what Terrors frightful be? " To him, whofe Shield is hoary Sixty-Three ; || " When Life itfelf, fo little worth appears, " That Minifters can give no hopes, or fears ; u