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THE UNIVERSITY
OF CALIFORNIA
LOS ANGELES
GIFT OF
Kate Gordon Moore
PLAYS
BY
MRS. W. K. CLIFFORD
BY THE SAME AUTHOR
THE LIKENESS OF THE NIGHT
(Four Acts)
A LONG DUEL (Comedy, Four Acts)
THE SEARCHLIGHT (One Act)
A SUPREME MOMENT (One Act)
PLAYS:
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS
THE MODERN WAY
BY
MRS. W. K. CLIFFORD
LONDON
DUCKWORTH AND CO.
HENRIETTA ST. COVENT GAKDEN
1909
These plays are copyright in the United States qf America
All rights reserved
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Tavistock Street, Covent Garden, London
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CONTENTS
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HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS 89
THE MODERN WAY 199
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HAMILTON'S SECOND
MARRIAGE
A PLAY IN FOUR ACTS
PRODUCED AT THE COURT THEATRE,
LONDON, OCTOBER 1907, BY
ME. OTHO STUAKT,
WITH
Mh. Dawson Milward, Mr. E. M. Garden, Mr. Graham
Browne, Miss Frances Dillon, and Miss Alexandra
Carlisle in the Chief Parts
DRAMATIS PERSONS
Sir Henry Callender
Maurice Hamilton, ex-Civil Servant
Colonel Dempster, Ais/riend
Guy Armitage
JUDSON, butler to Sir H. Callcnder
Becker, Hamilton's servant
Lady Callender
Sylvia, daughter to Sir H. and Lady Callender
Madame Bunsen, a riding-mistress
ACT I. Lady Callender's drawing-room on Camden Hill.
Early afternoon.
ACT II. The same. Four days later.
A CT III. Sylvia's sitting-room. Ten days later.
ACT IV. A year later. Maurice Hamilton's study in Ken-
sington Square.
TIME: Present.
ACT I
Scene. — Lady Callender's drawins-room on Camden
o
Hill. French windows opening on to garden and
lawn seen beyond. Fireplace R, door L. Grand
piano {open) c. Flowers about, SfC. Pleasant, home-
like room oj" well-off people.
Time. — Early afternoon.
[ When the curtain rises Sir Henry Callender is
standing by the bell, which he rings rather im-
petuously. He is elderly, lively and mannered.
Enter Servant (Judson), with note on tray, held down
by his side.
Sir H. Where is Lady Callender .''
JuDsoN. Her Ladyship is lying down. Sir Henry.
Sir H. Oh ! [i/e always says " Oh ! " in the same
short tone.] And Miss Sylvia ?
JuDsoN. Miss Sylvia is out.
Sir H. Oh ! What's that
[Looking down at tray.
JuDSON. [Handing tiote.] Mr. Hamilton's servant
brought it this morning — just after you had gone,
and was to wait for an answer.
[Sir Henry reads it with some excitement.
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6 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
Sir H. Oh ! [To Judson, 7vho is about to go.'] Judson —
wait. [Reads note again.'] I — I want a telegram to go
immediately. [Sits down wnting-tahle, r.] No — stop —
I won't send it — I'll telephone [Exit Judson. ]
[Looking at note again.] Of course. [Exit.
[Stage empty for a minute.
Re-enter Judson, showing in Guy Armitage — young,
boyish in manner, good-looking.
Judson. Miss Sylvia is out, sir, but I'll see if her
Ladyship is about yet.
Guy. Don't disturb her if she's lying down — I
mean — er — taking her little siesta — or going out.
Judson. No, sir. [Exit.
[Guy alone 7nakes business — looks round room
— whistles the ttme of the song he afterwards
plays, drifts to piano, and plays and sings
softly to himself.
[Sings.] " Did you ever see the devil
With his wooden pail and shovel,
Digging taters by the bushel
With his tail cocked up ?
tail cocked up }
Did you ever see the devil
With his wooden pail "
Enter Lady Callender (46), handsome, rather austere-
looking, hut sweet-mannered — a little firm in manner,
as of a woman whose prejudices, in spite of her
sweetness, it would he difficult to conquer.
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 7
Lady C. My dear Guy — that tune again I Don't
you know any other ?
Guy. Nothing so beautiful, Aunt Peggy. But I
hope I haven't disturbed you?
Lady C. No, dear ; I had finished my little siesta.
Guy. [With a little, merry, backward shake of his leg
at Lady C.'s last «;07y/.] I came to see if Sylvia
would stroll round to the riding-school, and have a
look at Clara — she's getting on splendidly.
Lady C. Sylvia is at her Debating Society. [Sits,
Guy. Debating Society ! Lord ! — all girls under
twenty-five, aren't they .'*
Lady C. Yes ; I think so.
Guy. What on earth do they debate about }
Lady C. Well, last time it was Women's Suffrage
and
Guy, [Quickly. '\ Wliich side did she take }
Lady C. Against it — of course.
Guy. [Relieved.^ That's all right. What's it about
to-day.
Lady C. She didn't tell me — sit down, dear.
Guy. Does she do much talking }
[Sits down at piano again, facing Lady C.
Lady C. I don't know, of course ; but she has
keen views on most subjects — for a girl.
Guy. [With a little sigh.^ She never airs them
to me.
Lady C. Perhaps she's afraid you would laugh at
her. I think it takes an older companion — if it's a
man — to bring her out.
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Guy. Ah ! the immaculate Hamilton, for instance.
Lady C. He said, the other day, that he enjoyed
a talk with her immensely.
Guv. [Good-humouredhj .^ Indeed ? Very kind of
him. Well — well — shall i sing you a verse. Aunt
P^SSy ^ [Begins to sing and play mournfully.
" Did you ever see the devil
With his wooden pail and shovel "
[Stopping abruptly.^ There's nothing like the devil
for a beggar who's in love.
Lady C. [Amused.^ Are you in love ?
Guv. Oh, no ; not at all, thank you — I thought I
was, but I find I'm not— for the present. [Plays for
a minute, stops.^ What a funny chap Hamilton is !
Your Anglo-Indian is always a little — well, you know.
Lady C. He wasn't long in India ; he threw up
his post twelve years ago, when his wife died
Guv. Oh, he's a widower, is he ?
Lady C. Didn't you know }
Guv, Never thought about it, Aunt Peggotty — or
I should have said he was a bachelor ; he has the
cut of one. . . . Wasn't it he who put Sylvia up to
having more riding-lessons .''
Lady C. He said they would be good for her.
She had never ridden in London at all, and not
much in the country
Guv. She didn't seem to care about it before he
worried round.
Lady C. I don't think she knew how lovely Bexted
was till he came
HAMILTONS SECOND MARRIAGE 9
Guy. I wonder what made him go there. It is
rather off the beaten track.
Lady C. He saw Briary Way advertised, and it
sounded like the sort of thing he wanted.
Guy. [Thoughtfully.'] You see, he's rather elderly.
Lady C. He's only forty -two.
Guv. I believe he's gone on Sylvia. They take
it badly at that age.
Lady C. [Who evidently dislikes slang.] What makes
you think he's " gone " on her .''
Guy. Rather difficult to explain the symptoms, but
I know 'em — wonder if its any good. He had a
good pull all that time in the country. Still, she
isn't a girl to be snapped up easily.
Lady C. [A little severely.] I hope she regards
marriage too seriously to be " snapped up."
Guy. Beg pardon, Aunt Peggotty, didn't mean to
be rude. Well, I must get back to my little sister
going round and round on her gee-gee.
Lady C. Are there many girls at Madame
Bunsen's .''
Guy. a good many. Best riding-school in London
now. Rummy thing for a woman to do, isn't it ?
Lady C. Very. I wonder what her history is .''
Guy. I should think she was in a circus from the
way she rides — no one can touch her. Some one
said she came from Mexico.
Lady C. She seems to like Sylvia.
Guy. Shouldn't wonder — a good many people do.
[Thoughtfully, ajler absently playing for a minute or
10 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
two.] I think I shall go to Japan and have a
squint at the world in general, for a year.
Lady C. [Siirpiised.] My dear Guy — what for ?
Enter Servant, tvith telegram.
[Opetis and reads it.] No answer. [Exit Servant.
Lady C. How tiresome ! Colonel Dempster can't
dine to-night. Could i/oii come, dear }
Guy. Should love it, but I'm engaged — worse
luck.
Re-enter Sir Henry Callender.
Sir H. [To Guy.] Oh, is that you ? [To Lady C]
I say, what the deuce are they doing with the
library — I particularly want it this afternoon.
Lady C. My dear Harry, the place simply
reeked of tobacco.
Sir H. Why shouldn't it ? Excellent tobacco !
Lady C. But I couldn't let people take their cloaks
off there till I had it turned out. They've taken
down the curtains to fumigate, opened the windows
washed everything with carbolic
Sir H. The devil
Guy. [Quickly cuts in sin^ng.] " With his wooden
pail and shovel "
Lady C, Be quiet, Guy. [To Sir H.] They are
going to burn some pastilles, and when Sylvia comes
in I shall ask her to arrange some of those tall lilies
there.
Sir H. [Rather amused^ Oh ! Is that all. . . .
And where is Sylvia }
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 11
Lady C. She'll be here very soon now. She went
to the Debating Society at Lady Redcar's.
Sir. H. And what's that ? [Pointing to the telegram.^
Some one thrown us over for to-night ?
Lady C. Colonel Dempster. I asked Guy to take
his place, but he can't.
Sir H. Oh ! [To Guy.] Why can't you >
Guy. Wish I could, but I'm going to dine with
Buckles — Empire afterwards — they've got a dan-
cer
Sir H. I know — Wish I were going — best thing
in town.
Guy. Rather ! [Quickli/ .'] I say ! — Clara will
wonder what's become of me. Good-bye, Aunt
Peggotty.
Sir H. We'll go to the Empire together one night,
shall we ?
Guy. Should like it — awfully. [Exit Guy.
Sir H. [Evidently glad he's gone. Turning to Lady
C] Sylvia won't be back just yet .''
Lady C. No,
Sir H. That's all right. . . . Now !— What about
to-night .'' Would Hamilton do .''
Lady C. Yes, he'd do. But I don't think we
ought to ask him again— just yet.
Sir H. Because — Oh nonsense — give him time.
He is not the man to rush things — only just got his
London house — wants to see if he can afford to
marry again perhaps.
Lady C. But I am certain Sylvia is fond of
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him. We ought to have put an end to it before —
only I didn't see why we should.
Sir H. Neither did I. [JVith an inward chuckle
which he tries to hide.] You are quite sure you would
like him for her .-^
Lady C. Quite — he is the sort of man she ought
to marry . . . and she would be next us at
Bexted
Sir H. Not too old ?
Lady C. Why no. I'm sorry for Guy, but he'll
get over it
Sir H. H'm ! Hamilton is a good fellow —
Dempster, who has known him all his life, was say-
ing so the other day — behaved well over some crisis
— he didn't say what. ... I like him — did from the
first. He's a widower, of course
Lady C. But there are no children, and his wife
died long ago. ... I'm certain Sylvia cares for him.
Sir H. [Tiiumphantly.] Well, look at this then.
[Pulls Old note and hands it to her.] Came this morn-
ing
Lady C. [Reading.] " Could you see me alone —
this afternoon } " — Of course it's that. [Face brighten-
ing.] What have you done ?
Sir H. Telephoned. He was out — but had left
word he'd be back at four punctually. Said I'd
ring him up again. [Looking towards clock.] Must
go in five minutes. Shall tell him to come imme-
diately. — Lucky he lives so near, eh .'' And you've
turned out the library at the very moment when I
HAMILTONS SECOND MARRIAGE 13
ought to receive my future son-in-law there and do
the heavy father.
Lady C. You must see him here.
Sir H. It's the sort of interview no one has in
a drawing-room. A drawing-room is a woman's
place.
Lady C. I'll go before he comes. . . . Why didn't
you tell me before ?
Sir H. Only just had it, been at the Law
Courts all day, mere fluke that I came in now.
Lady C. Harry ! [Laughing.] What with want-
ing to take Guy to a music-hall, and going to the
Law Courts when there's a case unfit for publica-
tion
Sir H. That's why — that's why
Lady C. [Shaking her head.] You'll never be any
better
Sir H. Never, my dear, but you are good enough
for us both. [Pause.] ... I want to tell you some-
thing else. [Hesitates.] I ran against Florence
Cathcart to day.
Lady C. [StiJ/ii/]. Oh ! Did you speak to her ?
Sir H. Yes — of course I did.
Lady C. How did she look ?
Sir H. Not very well, poor thing — and rather
forlorn. [Hesitates a yninute.] I felt sorry for her.
Lady C. A pretty woman always gets }ou on her
side.
Sir H. I married one.
[Lady C. shakes her head at the compliment.
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Don't you think we could let her come and see us
now and then, on the quiet, you know. I wouldn't
say anything till I had spoken to you
Lady C. [Quickly.] No.
Sir H. It's years ago.
Lady C. It doesn't make any difference. It is
giving way and condoning, that makes these
things possible. No one who has figured in the
Divorce Court shall come here with my consent
Sir H. " Forgive us our trespasses " — they do up
there. [Half grave, half joking.^
Lady C. I do. But I can't let her come.
Sir H. Then what's the good of forgiving ? —
won't do her an ounce of good.
Lady C. A difference must be made. It is only
by holding the marriage tie sacred that you will
keep it unbroken.
Sir H. Still, you might make an exception.
Lady C. It's the exceptions that do the mischief.
Sir H. I'm afraid she hoped
Lady C. [Passionately hut Jlrmlyl\ I can't help it.
I'm sorry.
Sir H, \L,ooks at her in dismay, shrugs his shoulders,
and then as if he gives up the subject, says'\ Well, I'll
go back to the telephone. [Exit.
Lady Callender alone, enter Judson.
JuDsoN. I thought Sir Henry was here, my lady.
Madame Bunsen has called.
Lady C. He will be — directly. Madame Bunsen .''
— er — er — ask her — ask her to come in. [Exit Judson.
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 15
Re-enters a minute later, atmotawing
Madame Bunsen. [Exit.
[Madame Bunsen is in a riding-habit. Her
manner is slightly foreign, a little stiff and
distant ; there is a note in her voice as if
uncertain of her position.
Lady C. Oh ! I didn't know you were riding, or I
wouldn't have asked you to come in, Madame
Bunsen. How do you do ? \Not shaking hands.^
Madame B. How do you do ? ... I was passing
and thought I would leave a message for Sir Henry.
He spoke to me about a mare for your daughter.
Just now I heard of one tliat a pupil may want
to sell.
Lady C. He will be here directly. Won't you
sit down } [Madame B. shakes her head.^ I should
like to thank you for all the trouble you have taken
with my— Sylvia. [Hesitates before the last word, looks
at Madame B., and then says it as if satisfied by the
inspection.^
Madame B. [With a quick smile ; she has been grave
before.^ But I love her — best of all — she is charming.
Lady C. I'm delighted to hear you say so.
Madame B. And so fresh — so innocent.
Lady C. She enjoys her rides immensely.
Madame B. I always keep her beside me
when it is possible. We have ridden many miles
between green hedges this spring. [Then with a more
formal manner.] I fear I must not wait. Sir Henry
isn't at home ?
16 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
Lady C. [Rings.] Yes, he is at home. . . . I'm
glad your school is doing so well.
Enter Servant.
Ask Sir Henry to come at once. [Exit Servant.
Madame B. It is doing splendidly. More and
more come every w^eek.
Lady C. It is a remarkable thing for a woman
to do.
Madame B. [With a shrug.] It's the only thing I
can do — I'm not clever.
Lady C. [A little curiously.] And you have to do
something .?
Madame B. [Distantly], Oh yes.
Lady C. [Sympathetically, evidently warming to her.]
You have no husband or child ?
Madame B. No, I am alone. [With a change of
tone, looking towards gaiden]. How beautiful those
lilies are — how good to have that garden — and in
London.
Enter Sir Henry.
Sir H. My dear Madame Bunsen — this is a
surprise. [Shakes hands.]
Madame B. I heard of a mare — one minute ago.
I think it is just what you want. Could you come
and see it on Friday ? It belongs to a pupil who
will be at the school that day.
Sir H. Why, certainly — with pleasure — delighted.
Madame B. You'll not decide on anything else
till then, she is so anxious to find a good home
for it >
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 17
Sir H. Of course I won't — I'll come and see it on
Friday — make a point of it.
Madame B, That is excellent. [Turns to Lady C,
and says rather distantly .-] Thank you so much for
your reception. [^About to go.]
Lady C. I'm very glad to have seen you, [Seeing
that Madame B. has looked again towards the garden.^
I should like to give you some flowers — but you
couldn't carry them now. I'll send you some by
Sylvia to-morrow — if I may .''
Madame B. [Surprised.^ Oh, how kind you are !
and it is so charming here. [Shakes }iandsj\ I am
glad I came
Lady C. So am I.
Sir H. I'll see you off. [Exeunt both.
[Lady C. goes to window t.., as if to see her
mount.
Re-enter Sir Henry.
Lady C. [Eviderdly looking after Aer.] What an
interesting woman. I wonder who she is .'' She
said she was alone — it seems strange. Why is it
do you suppose .''
Sir H. Been projected into space without any
belongings, perhaps. . . . Well, I caught Hamilton,
he'd just come in.
Lady C. And }
Sir H. He'll be here directly. [Looks at his watch.]
In two minutes. You'd better go, my dear, he
mustn't see you beforehand. Be quite wrong, you
know.
B
18 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
Lady C. There he is ! [Liste7iing and Imighmg.] I'll
go this way. \^Exit hy garden.
Enter Servant announcing
Mr. Maurice Hamilton.
[Exit Servant.
Enter Hamilton (42), distinguished-looking, hair slightly
totiched with grey' ; he must have charm and mag-
netism; a little soldierly in his healing.
Sir H. How do you do ? Glad to see you.
Hamilton. How do you do .''
\Looks rather anxiously towards the window.
Sir H. Sylvia's out, the wife's busy, so I thought
I'd see you here.
Hamil. [Evidently awktvard.^ Very good of
you
Sill H. They are making an infernal havoc in
the library because it smelt a little of tobacco smoke,
and some women are going to take off their cloaks
there to-night.
Hamil. [Trying not to be atvkward.] I should
have thought it would remind them of their own
cigarettes.
Sir H. Not a bit of it . . . sit down. . . . Had
your note.
Hamil. I thought it would be the best way.
[Pattse,
Sir H. Anything I can do for you ? [Looks at him
half puzzled.] Up a tree ? Down a hole ?
Hamil. [With a sinile.] Both, and you can do a
great deal for me
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 19
Siu H. Both ?
Hamil. I'd better make a plunge and be done
with it. I'm head and ears in love with your
daughter.
Sir H. Ah ! I'm not surprised — frankly^ not sur-
prised. . . . Have you spoken to her ?
Hamil. No, I wanted to see you first.
Sir H. Oh ! [A little doubtfully.] It's the girl who
settles the matter in these days, and the father has
to give in, ask what you have a year, and express a
hope that there are no past irregularities.
Hamil. I know. But there are irregularities,
though not of the usual sort
Sir H. Oh ! Money, perhaps ; the
Hamil. No, not money. There's no difficulty in
that direction. ... I should have spoken a month
ago, but a chance remark fell from Lady Callender
and opened my eyes. I should go away altogether,
but — I'm hard hit — I'm a conceited ass perhaps to
think that I've a chance — but
Sir H. Well .'' Is there any good reason why there
shouldn't be ? Out with it, Hamilton, what is it ?
Hamil. You think I'm a widower — I'm not.
SirH. Not.?
Hamil. The woman I married is alive. I divorced
her.
Sir H. The deuce ! [Considers a minute.] You
divorced her ?
Hamil. Yes. Two years after marriage.
Sir H. Oh ! Well ; this is a pretty kettle of fish
20 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
— divorce — any mention of it is the deuce in this
house.
Hamil. I was afraid so.
Sir H. ^Getting up and walking about in his agita-
tion.^ I think you ought to have told us before — when
you came to the neighbourhood^ or when we knew
you first, at any rate.
Hamil. It never occurred to me that you didn't
know — but it was a subject you would naturally
avoid — and it wasn't a matter of which / was likely
to speak.
Sir H. How did it happen ? Was she very
young ?
Hamil. She was nineteen ; I was eight years older.
Sir H. Humph ! . . . Dempster was talking of
you the other day at the Club. Does he know .''
Hamil. Of course^ and probably thought that you
did. He was in India at the time — knew her — ask
him about it — anything you please. [^Pause.
Sir H. Poor chap — two years
Hamil. Not quite two — three before the decree
was made absolute. The other man married her, and
they vanished — went to the other side of the world,
I was told. It's twelve years ago.
Sir H. [Feelingli/.] What did you do ?
Hamil. Chucked my appointment — travelled —
came back. For a long time I didn't dare to think
of her at all. Then I tried to imagine her dead ; it
was better than the other thing — she is dead to me,
and has been for 3'ears. . . . She had to be if I was
HAMILTON'S SECOxND MARRIAGE 21
to live. ... I tried to get interested in politics — but
I preferred to keep in the background — I've always
believed in work.
Sir H. Quite right — quite right. [Taitatively.^
When did you fall in love with my little girl }
Hamil, The first hour I saw her.
Sir H. Oh !
Hamil. She's too young for me, I know that. She
is
Sir H. Twenty-three. Her mother is eighteen
years younger than I am.
Hamil. \JVith a rueful smile. ^ Still she may regard
me as a fogey. I'm forty-two. But if she doesn't —
would it be plain sailing, if I can win her — when she
knows what I have told you ?
Sir H. My dear cliap, I'll be frank with you. I
would rather things had been different ; but if she
asks me, I'll not stand in your way — in fact, you may
count on me ; but her mother will no more hear of
it under the circumstances than she will fly. She
has strong views on marriage, and a horror of divorce
— guilty or innocent, it's all the same to her, and
Sylvia is much more under her influence than under
mine. Upon my life, I believe she'd be as shocked
as her mother.
Hamil. Will you let me put the facts before her .''
Could you put them before Lady Callender }
Sir H. \Geliing up and walking up and down.^ Ot
course I could — and a nice time I should have. I'm
sorry — for I like you.
22 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
Hamil. Thank you.
Sir H. [Pause.] You're quite sure the other woman
isn't dead ?
Hamil. I know absolutely nothing about her.
Sir H. When did you hear of her last .-*
Hamil. Twelve years ago — she went to the anti-
podes with the man who is now her husband.
Sir H. Why shouldn't we assume that she's dead ;
she's dead to you, let her be so to us ?
Hamil. [Firmli/.] No— I couldn't do that.
[He turns away.
Sir H. [Cordial li/.l Quite right. But it's a precious
cul-de-sac. ... I wonder you didn't tell Sylvia about
it before you confided in me.
Hamil. I didn't think it would be fair — besides
it's not a pleasant story. I hoped if you were on
my side that you would tell it her — your views might
influence hers.
Sir H. Not a bit. Women have such confounded
opinions of their own in these days.
Hamil. It's one of the things I like in her.
[Pause.
Sir H. Tell her yourself — after all, she'll take it
better from you ; but let her think it over before she
answers. You'll be sent away with a flea in your
ear, I'm afraid.
Hamil. I'll risk the flea. And in the meantime ?
Sir H. You want me to get one in mine .-^
Hamil. Well
Sir H. I'll risk it too — and tackle the mother —
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 23
which is a difficult business, I can tell you — half a
dozen fleas wouldn't be equal to that.
Hamil. You're splendid. [^Grasping his hand.
Sir H. And we'll do it at once [^Rwging the
bell.] No time like the present.
Hamil. That is what I want
Enter Servant.
Sir H. Has Miss Sylvia come in yet }
Servant. Just now, Sir Henry.
Sir H, Ask her if she would come to me here.
[Exit Servant.
And, my dear Hamilton, you mustn't think that her
mother is ungenerous, or anything of that sort — she
comes of a good old-fashioned family, that would
have been shocked at divorce and — other modern
inventions
Hamil. It's hardly modern.
Sir H. Of course not. Henry VIII. and all kinds
of people — but there wasn't much to be said for some
of the old usages — I think I'm rather muddling it up;
what I mean to say is that she's rather for high think-
ing and clean living, and that kind of thing
Hamil. So am I — we all are.
Sir H. Of course [Trying to remember.] Or is
it in good living .''... That would cut both ways,
eh } [Laughs.] Here she is.
Enter Sylvia (23), graceful and pretty.
Sir H. [Going towards her, aiid in a somewhat un-
steady voice.] My dear, Mr. Hamilton wants to have
— er — a little talk with you [Exit Sir Henry.
24 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
Sylvia. [Who is surprised and awkward.^ How do
you do? I've just come from the Debating Society
— I told you about it the other day in the garden.
Hamil. I remember — and pray what did you
debate to-day .''
Sylvia. Well — we had a really good subject. I
should like to tell you about it
Hamil. [Impetuously .^^ I don't want to hear — I
want to tell you something — on which all my happi-
ness depends — I love you — you know I love you —
it is uppermost — I must say it first of all — I love
you
Sylvia. Oh !-
[Holds out her hands ; he kisses and drops them.
Hamil. I don't want you to speak yet, dear, till
you've heard — a fact of my life that — even if you
could love me — may make you send me away for
ever
Sylvia. Send you away for ever
Hamil. I thought you knew it till a month or two
ago — or I should have taken care that you did before
I came to-day — but, knowing I love you — will help
you, in any case, to deal with me gently.
Sylvia. [Bewildered; rdth a little smileJ] It can't
be anything serious — and if it is
Hamil. [Walking up and down.'] I want to play the
game fairly — not to urge you — to put my case before
you dispassionately.
Sylvia. Tell me what it is
Hamil. It is about my first marriage-
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Sylvia. Yes
Hamil. I was twenty-seven, and home from India
on six months' leave. A month before my time was
up I met a beautiful girl of nineteen — the daughter
of an Italian General who had married an English-
woman — he was dead, I disliked the mother, but
Juliet
Sylvia. Juliet ? — it's such a lovely name
Hamil. [Nodding.] And she was fit for it. She
swept me off my feet — she was like no one I had ever
met. I loved her, I was infatuated^ I don't want to
disguise that from you. . . . We were mari'ied and
on board ship before either of us realised what we
were about
Sylvia. And then ?
Hamil. She was a beautiful, passionate, uneasy
creature — impulsive, and so young — that is the excuse
I make for her.
Sylvia. Excuse — what did she do ? Weren't you
happy ?
Hamil. I was ; but, looking back, I fear she was
not. My work occupied me a great deal — she was
thrown on her own resources.
Sylvia. But she had friends ?
Hamil. Yes, of the sort one makes in India — and
a host of admirers always hanging about her. I
thought there was safety in numbers, and I am not
a jealous or suspicious man — I don't think I had any
reason to be till the last. It was impossible to keep
her down in the heat — she went up to Simla with
26 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
Mrs. Sinclair, the wife of one of my colleagues ; that
was the year after our marriage. Thei-e was a man
called Farance up there
Sylvia. Yes
Hamil. He had come out for a holiday, from
England. It never occurred to me that he was bent
on mischief — he hung about her as others did — not
more, as far as I knew. When I went up to Simla
she told me that she had ridden with him sometimes
in the early morning — she rode like the wind in a
storm — but she seemed delighted to go with me
too. I was preoccupied ; there was a threat of
cholera below and it worried me — perhaps I didn't
notice things as much as I ought to have done — I
knew vaguely that she danced with him a good deal,
still I never suspected. One day — [A gesture as if
he had not yet got over the pai7i and the surprise of it.^ — •
she went off with him.
Sylvia. Went off with him .''
Hamil. She left the usual note saying she had
gone with a man who loved her more than I did. —
More! [As if oblivious of Sylvia.] It was so incom-
prehensible — for she knew that I adored her, and I
thought she cared for me — I suppose 1 was mis-
taken.
SvLViA. What did you do .''
Hamil. I did the only thing possible to help
her — got a divorce — set her free
Sylyia. Oh !
Hamil. And the other man married her when the
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 27
formalities were complete. They went to Auckland
twelve years ago.
Sylvia, But where is she now }
Hamil. I don't know. I know nothing about her,
Sylvia. She's living ?
Hamil. I suppose so. If she were dead I think I
should have heard. There's nothing else you need
know — my marriage ended more completely than if
death had taken it in hand — it's over and finished —
and she's another man's wife
Sylvia. [fVith a shudder.] Oh, how dreadful — and
you loved her so very much ?
Hamil. Yes — I did — [With a pause.] — but that is
over and finished too, she is dead to me — more than
dead. For years I was dazed and cared for nothing — I
worked desperately — work is generally a good physi-
cian. Then I went to Bexted — a new world — it woke
a new life in me, and you came into my heart —
without knowing it; gradually you filled every hour of
the day — I loved you — loved you— as I had imagined
it would never be possible to love any woman again.
I thought you knew my position — that your people,
at any rate, did— then something your mother said
made me realise that you didn't, and that divorce
was a horrible thing to her
Sylvia. But it is to every one, surely — though I
see that it was the only thing you could do,
Hamil. It's strange to find people feeling so
strongly about it in these days
Sylvia. Perhaps we don't belong to these days.
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To us, marriage is the most sacred tie in the world —
it can only end with death
Hamil. Dearest, marriage is not a ceremony said
over two people in a church — it is much more than
that. She broke away from all that it meant, or she
never had it to give me — it has gone to the other
man. She is not in my life any more. You are in
my life — I think you love me a little
Sylvia. Love you a little — I love you with all my
heart — but this makes it impossible. \^With a little
shudder.^
Hamil. Don't say that yet, Sylvia — I entreat you
to think it over — to take into your heart and soul the
story I have told you — the love I have for you — and all
that yours would mean to me. Don't let a thing that
is ended— that no longer exists — come between us,
though if it must be so I Avill respect your feeling —
I will go away and you shall never see me again
Sylvia. [Slowly\. I'll think it over — I couldn't
answer now
Hamil. That is what I want, dear, I wouldn't even
take an answer — the one I most desire, now. Send
for me, for good or ill, when you are sure — I don't
feel that I can wait very patiently — let me know my
fate soon, yi'akes her hands and kisses them. Goes
toivards the door. Looks round and says:^ I will wait.
[Sylvia nods as if unable to speak, and sits
looking dazed, and straight before her.
Curtain.
ACT II
Scene. — The same.
Time. — Four days later. Afternoon.
Sir Henry Callender is standing with his hack to
the mantelpiece. Lady Callender is sitting rather
holt upright in an arm-chair — evidently dismayed.
There is silence for a minute or two. Sir Henry
pulls out a large white silk handkerchief, and
gives a gasp or two ; hut he is brisk and lively
as usual. Lady Callender gets up, crosses
the room, and stands as if waiting for him to
speak.
Sir H. [Looking up.] Well, my dear?
Lady C. It has been a dreadful shock.
Sir H. I thought it would be.
Lady C. I wanted it so much.
Sir H. [Soothifigly .] You make too much fuss
about it. It's such a usual thing in these days. If
we hadn't been country cousins we should have
taken it for granted that if his wife wasn't dead he
had divorced her — or she him
Lady C. [Shocked.] Oh no
Sir H. My dear, divorce is becoming as common
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30 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
as — as motor-racing or aj^pendicitis or — anything of
that sort — only it hasn't come our way any more
than — living a mile from the main road — motors come
our way — it will, depend on it, and other things too.
Lady C. You do run on so.
Sir H. So does the world — it won't stop where it
was, or is, never did — new ideas, different ways of
thought come along — can't prevent it.
Lady C. I wish you had said it was impossible —
that you had not allowed him to see her.
Sir H. Well, but after all, Sylvia is the person it
most concerns. She's three and twenty audit's only
fair play that she should decide — fair play to them
both. I expect we've given them that, for I've
said everything I could for it — felt bound to, he's
such a good chap — you probably said everything
you could against it, so there you are.
Lady C. But if he hadn't seen her — if she had
been told of the impossibility
Sir H. Humph — she might have broken her
heart — I don't think it would have done, I don't
really — she's been very sensible, thought it over,
taken three days — and if she decides for him we
must make the best of it. . . . After all I shouldn't
be surprised if the other woman's dead — she ought
to be — the least she could do in fact is to be dead.
— Have you any idea what she is going to do —
Sylvia, I mean ?
Lady C. No. She begged me not to speak to her
about it again.
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Sir H. So she did me.
Lady C. She listened to all my arguments.
Sir H. And to all mine — we have done every-
thing we can — and she's had a pretty time of it,
between us.
Lady C. He should have told us before.
Sir H. But he thought we knew, till lately. If
we had been in London before this year, and he had
been seen at our house, some one might have men-
tioned it — though things are forgotten so soon, even
that might not have happened. People often think
you know more about them than you do. Look at the
Senior Wrangler who went to the theatre just after
taking his degree, and when the audience cheered
the play he thought — but you know that story. I
daresay Hamilton thought we knew all about him, and
looked at the facts of his life with — with sympathy.
Lady C. I wonder what Sylvia means to do.
Sir H. If she accepts him — so must we — the
younger generation to which she belongs and the
new world — and the new ways of thought are dif-
ferent from the old ones, and we mustn't behave
like fogies — at least I mustn't though I am one.
Lady C. Or I like a frump ?
Sir H. You couldn't — any more than you could
look like one.
Lady C. Here she is.
Enter Sylvia. She looks proud and gravely happy.
Sir H. Well, my dear.?
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Sylvia. I want to see you — to tell you before
Mr. Hamilton comes — I have written to him — he
will be here directly.
Lady C. And— and have you decided
Sylvia. [Looking at her mother and putting out her
hands to them.^ Oh, I am afraid to tell you. . . .
Yes, my darlings, I have decided — and I am so
happy — so glad
Lady C. Glad !
Sylvia. That the chance is given me to mend that
broken life. I think it was splendid of him to have
it out with father before he spoke to me — and he
didn't urge me — or not more than he could help ; he
only told me that he loved me and insisted that I
should think it all over before I said yes or no_
And I have — I have !
Lady C. You don't feel that he is still
married .''
Sylvia. [With a thrill in her voice J\ No — o — o,
mother. That marriage is more completely at an
end than if she were dead.
Lady C. Sylvia !
Sir H. You're quite right — in my opinion, quite
right.
Sylvia. For then he might have been thinking of
her — loving her all these years. Dreaming of an
eternity with her by-and-by.
Sir H. Naturally.
Sylvia. It would be far worse to marry him, and
worse in him to marry again, if she had loved him to
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 33
the last moment of her life ; it would mean forget-
fulnesSj or seem like playing her false because she
wasn't here any longer. But this is different.
Sir H. Quite right. Unless you have good reasons
you ought never to marry again — or marry at all in
fact, I think there are reasons why people may
marry twice — I daresay it will lead to embarrass-
ments in the next world — at least it may
Lady C. \I)istressed hut affectionate.^ Oh, you do
talk such nonsense^ Harry.
Sir H. But as you say this is different.
Sylvia. She killed his love for her.
Sir H. There was nothing to hold them together
in fact but the marriage ceremony.
Sylvia. And the law annulled that.
Lady C. It was a marriage in the sight of God.
And she promised to be faithful to him all her life.
Sylvia. And in the sight of God she broke that
promise, and the law recognised that she had broken
it. They became strangers again. She manned
another man, and she's that man's wife — not Mr.
Hamilton's.
Sir H. I should think you made a very good de-
bater, Sylvia. And in this instance there's been
that most eloquent counsel a woman's heart to plead
his cause.
Sylvia. Oh, father, but I've used my head too.
I've argued with myself,'.leaving my heart out of the
question. I have put all the reasons against it before
myself
c
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Sir H. Oh !
Sylvia. I didn't want to be weak just because-
SiR H. Of course not — you have taken counsel —
as I say.
Lady C. [Slowly.'] And if this woman were in
London — if you met her }
Sylvia. [Dra>vi7ig back as if she had not considered
this.] But she's not
Sir H. She's on the other side of the world — he
doesn't know where — hasn't seen her for twelve
years — more — not since the decree was made abso-
lute and she married the other.
[Lady C. gives a Utile shudder at " Decree."
Sylvia. Surely God and man alike have set him
free ?
Lady C. And suppose one day you met her, face
to face ?
Sylvia. I hope I may never do that !
Lady C. But you must realise it — it's quite possible.
Sylvia, [Sbwly.] I don't think I should mind — I
should know that in heart and thought they were
strangers. If he cared, it would be different. [Turfis
away distressed.] It's no good, I can't give him up —
be kind to me — help me
Sir H. [Caressingly.] Kind to you, my dear — why
we couldn't be anything else. . . . I'll leave you
with your mother, she wants you to be happy — it's
the thing she wants most in the world — that's why
she hesitates so — that's why. [Exit to garden.
Sylvia. [Turning to Lady C] Mother, he's the
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 35
whole world to me. Won't you face it, won't you
see it as I do ? She's more than dead to him ; she
went out of his life years ago and into another man's.
He is free. And you like him .'' You liked him so
much at Bexted
Lady C. He is the only man I ever hoped you
would marry — till I knew this. [Evidently has a long
struggle with herself l\ But I will try and look at it
with you and your father, since you don't feel as I
do about it. [Sylvia kisses her hand grat.efullyJ\ I'll
do anything that will make you happy. . . . [Sylvia
gives almost a sob of relief. ] He'll be here directly.
Sylvia. Yes, he'll be here [Sir Henry is
seen near the window.] When he comes send him to
me — tell him I shall be by the lavender bushes. I
would rather see him out there.
[Exit by garden, passing herfalhery who re-enters.
[Lady C. makes a little gesture and is about to speak,
tvhen Servant enters, followed by Colonel Demp-
ster, a military-looking man of about five and forty ;
all through the interview it is evident that he has
great regard for Hamilton.
Servant. Colonel Dempster. [Exit Servant.
[The Callenders look rather j)ut out for a
vioment, but recover quickly.
Sir H. Oh, how do you do ?
Col. D. How do you do } [Turning to Lady C] I
came to apologise for my absence the other night.
Sir H. Don't mention it — that sort of thing will
36 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
occur at the best regulated dinner-parties you know.
[Pause.] We are expecting — er — Hamilton.
Col. D. I saw him at the Club yesterday — he
seemed rather preoccupied.
Lady C. You've known him a long time, Colonel
Dempster ?
Col. D. a very long time.
Lady C. And you like him ?
Col. D. I've the greatest regard and respect for
him.
SiK H. ['J'o his wife.] You hear that.
CoL. D. [Looking 70und.] Is there [n'ilh a S7»ile]
some special reason for this question ?
Enter Servant aiinoundng
Mr. Maurice Hamilton.
Sir H. [Going forward.] Ah, there you are — how
do you do ? Heard you were coming.
Hamil. [A little awkwardly, after shaking hands with
Sir Henry.] How do you do, Lady Callender }
[She shakes hands and says nothing.
Hamil. I didn't expect to find you here.
Col. D. I've only come for five minutes — with an
apology. I am going — directly. [Significantly .
Hamil. [With a smile.] You needn't. . . . [In a
low eager tone to Lady' C] I had a note telling me I
might come.
Lady C. I know.
Hamil, She's not here .''
Sir H. [With a merry nod.] She's in the garden.
Hamil. [To Lady C] May go to her .?
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 37
Sir H. She's waiting for you.
Hamil. \Turning quickly to the window — when he gets
there stops, looks round with a happy face, and says to Sir
H., nodding at Dempster.] Tell him. He is the best
friend I have. [Exit,
Col. D. I think I can make a good guess. As a matter
of fact, I have expected it since I saw them together
last month. He's a fine fellow — I'm very glad.
Lady C. I'm miserable about it
CoL. D. My dear lady ! Miserable ? She'll be
immensely happy.
Lady C, But the divorce ? We knew nothing
of it till three days ago.
Col. D. Well, but he was on the right side.
Lady C. [Shuddeting.^ I hate divorce.
Sir H. And I maintain that it is a very wise
provision. A man has a wife who doesn't care for
him — or has changed her mind — likes somebody
else — is unfaithful — best thing he can do is to let
her go to the other man — in fact, what else is he to
do with her .'' Unless he shoots her — and then he'd
be hanged. [To his wij'e.] 1 assure you, my dear, that
to object to it only shows that you are old-fashioned
and — and Early Victorian. [Appealing to Colonel D.]
I believe that's one of the worst things that anyone
can be called.
CoL. D. Quite. Almost fatal. So bad that it
ought to be libellous, whether it's true or not.
[Turning to Lady C.J Believe me, my dear lady,
you've nothing to be uneasy about.
38 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
Lady C. [With a little sivile a?id skrug.^ I've given
way. They are together now. [Looking towards the
garden.]
Sir H. It's an excellent thing to sweep out pre-
judices. Besides^ I always vote for doing the best
one can for everybody — especially for a pretty
womanj or a man who is a good fellow ; it makes the
world easier and pleasanter. . . . Now tell us some-
thing about Hamilton. You knew him in India .''
Col. D. Oh yes — and before that — knew all his
people.
Lady C. Did you know his wife }
Col. D. I did indeed.
Lady C. And her people ?
Col. D. Only the mother — who wasn't much good
to her — in a rackety set, and took lovers as the
natural accompaniment of marriage, of life, even in
middle age. When I knew her she was a widow
Sir H. Of course, they always are. Girl badly
brought up, no doubt — what was she like ?
Col. D, a strange, beautiful creature. I didn't
see much of her in India. — It all happened up
at Simla.
Lady C [ A little cynically.] Like a Kipling story.
Sir H. Those stories shouldn't be encouraged —
you see they come true sometimes. But they're
amusing to read — I thoroughly enjoy them —
especially when they — well — when they go a little
bit off the rails.
Lady C. Oh ! [Impatiently shaking her head, hut
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 39
amused and indulgent, as she always is with her
husband.^
Col, D. People were very sorry for him. He was
frightfully cut up.
Sir H. Of course — of course. Should be myself.
What was the other man, Farence — yes, it was
Farence — like .''
CoL. D. Good-looking, and women liked him. She
bolted with him quite suddenly, no one suspected
anything till it was done.
Lady C. Was Mr. Hamilton fond of her ?
Col. D. Devoted — but he was fearfully over-
worked and harassed. He got a divorce — wanted
to settle money on her, but she refused it.
Sir H. That was decent of her.
Col. D. Oh yes — and no matter what she did,
she was a charming girl, with nothing vicious
about her. She and Farence disappeared, and
nobody heard anything more of them — or of
Hamilton either, except through the papers, though
there was no reason why he should burrow out of
sight.
Lady C. He was sensitive, of course. I like him
for it.
Sir H. He took a little place next to us at
Bexted a year or two ago. Used to take long,
lonely rides — saved me from a nasty spill one day —
that's how we came across him. He didn't want
to know anybody, we had to force ourselves on
him.
40 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
Col. D. Ohj that was it. [GeUi7ig up and making a
viovemejit of departure.^ Look here, I'll go before
these young people reappear. I should feel de
trop.
Sir H. Not a bit of it. You can congratulate
them.
CoL. D. I think I'll do it another time, if you'll
let me. \Shak'mg lumds with Lady Callender.] I am
glad I came in, if it has given you any comfort. If
I had a girl, I should be only too delighted if he
married her.
^ Sir H. [Going towards the door with himJ\ And so
will she be. [Outside the door.\ Very glad to have
seen you. [Re-enters.
[Lady C. is standing by the sofa, looking out
towards the garden.
Sir H. Well, is that all right.'* [She nods and
he puts his hand on her arm.^ You know, the fact
is you didn't like being worsted after setting up
a fine moral fence and saying no one shall get
over it.
Lady C. [Smiling.] Perhaps that had something to
do with it.
Sir H. It never does to make a hard and fast
rule, it's sure to get some knocks or be kicked
aside. An open road to walk on — an open mind to
live with, and you are safe.
Lady C. I know.
Sir H. [Folloiving direction of her eyes] Here they
come. She's radiant! What a nice chap he looks —
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 41
I don't wonder — should do it myself if I were a
woman — Ah ! [Sound of satisfaction.^
[Hamilton and Sylvia appear at window. They
hesitate for a minute and then enter.
Sylvia goes up to her mother.
Sylvia. [Joyfully]. Mother dear ! [Lady C. folds
her to her heart and kisses her.] And Maurice
Sir H. It's evidently all right. [lVri7igs Hamil-
ton's hand.] My dear fellow, may you indeed be
happy. God bless h.tv {—[Putting his arm round
Sylvia.] — and make her so.
Hamil. I will — I promise you I will. [Turning to
Lady C] And you will trust me .-'
Lady C. [Brightening up.] Yes, I give her to you
— I trust her to you. [Gives him her hand.]
Sylvia. [Shy, but radiant.] I want to tell you both
— that your child is the happiest, proudest girl in
the world.
Hamil. That's good hearing for me.
Enter Guy Armitage. There is a little hesitation and
awkwaidness which he peiceives and evidently does
not knotv how to account for.
Guy. [Hesitating by the door.] How do you do,
everv one .'^
Sir H. Oh ! — Come in, Guy
Sylvia. How do you do }
[ISlods to him and turns to Hamilton.
Guy. [Looking round.] Anything going on .''
Sir H. Oh ! Well
42 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
Lady C. Guy, dear ! come in.
[Guy comes forward, and evidently takes in the
situation. Pause.
Sir H. Well
Guy. [Constrained, and looking at Hamilton and
Sylvia, who are standing together.^ The Governor sent
me round. Clara's a bit dull, and he thought we
might get up a party and go somewhere.
Sir H. Capital ! We ought to do" something'to-
night — don't you think so — [looking towards Sylvia
a7id Hamilton] — ^just the time .''
Sylvia. Not to-night — I couldn't, dear.
\Tui'ns to Hamilton asain.
Lady C. [To Guy.] And I don't think / could.
You must tell your father that — that
Sir H. Why shouldn't you all come and dine here .''
That's a good idea, eh .'' What do you say, Sylvia.'*
Sylvia. [ Who has been talking beamingly to Hamil-
ton.] Yes ? Say to what } I didn't hear. [To Guy.]
I'm dreadfully rude — do forgive me.
Sir H. [To Lady C] Look here — is it going to be
any sort of secret }
Lady C. You must ask Sylvia.
Sylvia. Why should it be a secret .'' Especially
from Guy. [Looking up at Hamilton.] He has always
been one of us.
[Guy evidently perceives what is coming, and
pulls himself together.
Lady C. Yes — and always shall be. [Evidently fond
of him.'\
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 43
Sylvia. [Going forward to him.'] Guy dear, wish
me — wish us both — happiness. I'm engaged to
Maurice Hamilton.
Guy. [Rather ruefully for a moment^ Thought there
was something in the air when I came in. [Recovering^
I wish you everything — everything in the world
that's good. You know it — dear old girl, Hamilton
[holding out his hand] you're in luck.
Hamil. Yes, I'm in luck.
Guy. [ Unconsciously retreating backwards towards the
piano.] When did it happen ?
Sylvia. Just now.
Sir H. No one knows it yet outside this room.
You came in at the — the, what d'ye call it, psycho-
logical moment.
Guy. When's it to be .''
Sir H. Nothing like Guy for coming straight to
the point, eh ?
Hamil. It's to be soon — as soon as possible ; there's
nothing to wait for.
Sylvia. Oh, I didn't say that.
Sir H. Trousseau, finery } As much as you like,
my dear.
Guy. It's rough on me, anyhow.
Lady C. Rough on you }
Guy. I sha'n't be here to pew-open at the wedding.
Sir H. Oh ! Not here ?
Guy. I told the Governor this morning — going to
make tracks for Japan
Sylvia. Tracks for Japan .''
44 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
Guy. That's it. I want to see what the world's
like the other way up.
Sir H. Oh!
Guv. [Sole?nnli/.] But 1 don't know how you'll get
through it without me,
Sylvia. Neither do I. Couldn't you put the
Japanese off for a bit ?
Guy. [^Backing towards the piano — looks round him
with somewhat forced merriment.^ I fear not. It's now
or never for the little Japanese — the time has come
and the Governor's willing — so we'll have a little
tune. [Begins to play.
" Did you ever see the devil "
[Lady C. makes a little gesture.
Lady C. That everlasting song !
Sir H. He'd sing it in church if he came, wouldn't
he?
Guy. Rather, [Sings.
[Sylvia, laughing, goes a step nearer the
piano.
Sir H. [Joi?is in Instill/.^
" Did you ever see the devil
With his wooden pail and shovel "
Enter Servant with a note, hands it to Sir
Henry.
[Guy continues to play softly.
Sir H. [Reading note.^ It's from Madame Bunsen.
Guy. [Stops.^. Oh yes, I forgot, I meant to tell
you she's going away for a bit — this afternoon.
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Sylvia. What does she say, father ?
Sir H. Says she has to go to the country suddenly ;
will I wait a week or ten days about the mare ? Of
course I will.
Guy. By George, you should have seen her this
morning whirling round that school
Sylvia. Isn't she wonderful .? I do like her so.
You know she came here the other day, Guy .''
Guy. No ; I didn't hear that — came here .''
Sylvia. And mother fell in love with her — sent
her some flowers yesterday — Madame Bunsen was so
pleased — she almost wept.
Lady C. I should like to know her history — there
was something very attractive in her.
Sir H. Handsome woman — you've seen her —
haven't you, Hamilton ?
Hamil. No; but I should like to — can't think
why I haven't — she goes out with her pupils, doesn't
she .''
Sylvia. Yes ; but she always takes us outside
London, right into the country, as fast as possible.
You must see her — Maurice. [In a tone that shows the
name is new to her.^
Hamil. I want to see her.
Sylvia. [To Hamilton.] You might come to the
school and look on at me too.
Hamil. [Nods to her with a tender smile J\ I will.
[Guv begins to play again, the Lohengrin
Wedding March, and looks up at Sylvia
half derisive, half pathetic.
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Sylvia. [Laughing and confused.] You horrid boy !
[Lifts his hand from the keyboard. Hamilton,
who is standing well away from thern, looks
amused, and says nothing.
Lady C. Some people won't have that March;
they say it's unlucky.
Sir H. [Who is looking at Madame Bunsen's letter,
turning to Hamilton.] Can't make out her name. Is
it Julia — no Suzette ? — curious hand she writes ?
[Hands letter to Hamilton.
[Guy who has got his harid free from Sylvia,
triumpha7itly launches into the Wedding
March again.
Sir H. You young scoundrel !
[Laughing, turns from Hamilton, and going
toivards Guy. Sylvia takes Guy's hands
off the piano again, with a happy laugh.
H amil. [ Whom no one notices, looks at the letter as if
tran.sfixed.] Juliet !
Sir H. Let's have the devil again. [Begins to sing.
[Guy plays it again, the group at the piano sing.
Hamilton stands alone , petrified — the letter
falls from his hand.
Curtain.
ACT III
Scene. — Sylvia's sitting-room — a prettt^ white room with
lowers, Sfc. — m%iUion window.
Time. — Ten days later, morning.
Hx\MiLTON and Sylvia discovered sitting toscther.
Sylvia is happy all through this scene — conjident
in the future. Hamilton is moody and absent,
jerky a?id happy all by turns.
Sylvia. But, Maurice dear, I thought you wanted
to be in London. I have always lived in the coun-
try, except for three months every spring, and
don't mind how quiet it is, nor how far away — I shall
have you and that is all I want.
Hamil. [He lifts her ha7ids and kisses them.^ And
you won't miss the Debating Society .''
Sylvia. No, I shall miss nothing, and the Debating
Society won't have married people. ... I long to
explore the library at Briary Way — there are such
lovely rows and rows of books — I should like to have
a little writing-table of my own there
Hamil. You shall explore as much as you like —
you shall have six writing-tables
Sylvia. No, thank you, one will do. . . . But I
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48 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
am certain to make all manner of changes. I shall
love to fuss about the house as mother does — I look
forward to it as part of — of-
Hamil. Part of the show ? [Amused.] You shall
fuss to your heart's content.
Sylvia. I can't believe that f shall be living there
with you, in a little while. ... I think we ought to
have loose chintz covers in the drawing-room — those
brocaded ones are handsome — I only saw them once
of course — but
Hamil. You shall have covers and curtains and
everything else you like, my dear. I was wonder-
ing to-day if you would care for some ponies to
drive. 1 might get you a pair.
Sylvia. I should love them — but we will ride too
— long rides ? 1 can take them now — or all my
lessons will have been thrown away. You will let
me ride .''
Hamil. Yes. [With a little change in his manner.] —
If you like
Sylvia. Madame Bunsen will be quite cut up at
your stopping my lessons. She was so kind to me.
She didn't say much, you know — she never talked
to the pupils — but she generally kept me beside her
on all those long rides into the country this spring.
[With a little happy sigh.] Oh ! it was lovely !
I think she knew how much I liked being near
her.
Hamil. [Trying to hide his dismay.] Did she ?
Sylvia. [Nods.] I used to find myself looking in
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 49
her direction and listening to the least word she
said. I mean to go and see her when she comes
back.
Hamil. Why should you — better not.
Sylvia. Oh, but I should like to — and to tell her
about you.
Hamil. I would rather you didn't
Sylvia. [Surpnsed hut unsuspicious.^ Then 1 won't.
She is not back yet.
Hamil. I know. [^Fhis is evidently a slip and he
adds quickly :] I inquired — I was passing. Perhaps
you might send her a note of apology — that would
be enough — and we shall be far away soon.
\^Pause. He crosses the room.
Sylvia. Do you know, Maurice, I think you have
taken a dislike to your house in Kensington Square }
Hamil. No, but I don't want to live there — at
present.
Sylvia. [Quite unsuspiciously .^ I wonder you took
a house in London.
Hamil. I bought it on an impulse from Fisher,
who was going off to Vienna. That day at Bexted
when we stayed behind instead of going to hear your
father's speech — I thought, for the first time, that
perhaps you cared [Sits.
Sylvia. [Softly.] I did !
Hamil. I was always a castle-builder, and when
I saw that house, I had a vision of your going up
and down stairs — lately I've sometimes fancied I
could hear your dress rustle and see you coming
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50 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
down ready for the theatre or the Opera — you told
me once that you would like to go often to the
Opera — [she 7iods] — you shall.
Sylvia. What else have you imagined, Mr.
Dreamer ?
Hamil. Quiet evenings in the winter, sitting by
our fireside — you and I
Sylvia. Opposite each other, like Darby and
Joan ?
Hamil. Perhaps sometimes they sat on the same
side ?
Sylvia. I wonder
Hamil. I think it's probable. . . . You don't
want dinner-parties or to know crowds of people ?
Sylvia. No, I don't. . . . [Tenderly.'] All the
castles you have built shall stand and the dreams
come true. Oh, we'll be so happy but — [a little
puzsled] — I don't think you believe it yet.
Hamil. Sometimes I don't . . . [Gets up and walks
about, then stops suddeiily.] I can't. . . . Say that it
will go on — that you love me.
Sylvia. I love you, I have said that a good many
times lately
Hamil. And the old mistake — my mistake, makes
iK> difference — you are sure }
Sylvia. I will make up to you for it
Hamil. And nothing shall come between us .''
You've gripped the facts — you know what you are
doing ?
Sylvia. I gripped them that first day, and I have
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 51
thought it all out since — I know what I am doings
nothing shall come between us.
Hamil. [ With his arms round hcr.'\ And you don't
mind the quiet marriage ?
Sylvia. I like it bettei-, there will be more you in
it, and less crowd, than there would have been if we
had the usual fuss.
Hamil. And then we'll go away to the other side
of the world.
Sylvia. [Quickly.'] Not to the other side of the
world — we'll keep to this side, oxir side.
Hamil. We will — our side — France and Spain.
Sylvia, Or Italy — I've never been
Hamil. [Uneasily.] Not Italy. But we'll go to
heaps of beautiful places
Sylvia. That you've never seen with any one
else. [ With more meaning than she knows in her voice.]
Hamil. [Repeating tenderly.] That I've never seen
with anyone else. [Passionately.] Oh ! Once more
— it's too good to be true. I'm not too old for you,
too battered, too grumpy and moody }
Sylvia. No ! And battered } You are not bat-
tered.
Hamil. [Taking her hands and kissing them.] I love
you.
Sylvia. [Looking at her own hands, which he still
holds.] When is my ring coming back } I wish it
hadn't been too big, I want to wear it.
Hamil. To-morrow. [With a change of manner.] By
the way, I've something else for you ; I'd forgotten
52 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
that, what a ruffian I am ! [Feels in his pocket.^ But
where is it ?
Sylvia. Oh !
Hamil. Oh ! [^limicking her injtin.^ You said that
just like your father. [Kisses her.
Sylvia. [Lcntghing.] Did I ?
Hamil. [Quite happy atid gay.^ Where the deuce is
it ? [Feelijig in his pockets.^ By Jove ! What did I do
with it .'' What an ass I am, it's not there — I can't
have lost it.
Sylvia. What is it } Do tell me.
Hamil. It's something in a little case
Sylvia. Another ring .''
Hamil. [Still busy Tiith his pockets.^ No, not another
ring — yet — something else — to wear round your
neck. Oh ! I suppose it's all right [Sits down.
Sylvia. [Laughing.] What have you done with it .''
Tell me what it's like.
Enter Servant with little package on tray.
Hamil. By Jove ! Is this it — perhaps I dropped
it — Oh no, it's too big.
Sylvia, [leaking package. Exit Servant.] Why!
It's Guy's writing. He's coming in this afternoon
to say good-bye. [Opens it.] What a lovely bangle !
It's a wedding gift. Oh, Maurice ! a wedding gift,
the first one I've had.
Hamil. They'll come
Sylvia. [Opens a note and reads.] "Dear Sylvia, —
I'm not going to see you this afternoon, I've funked
saying ' Good-bye,' and I'm off. Every good wish.
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 53
Wear this sometimes in remembrance. Renewed
congratulations to Hamilton. Your affectionate old
playfellow, Guy." — Guy's gone ! . . . Oh, I am so
sorry ! — I shall miss him.
Hamil. He's a good chap — what an awfully nice
bangle. [Business.
Sylvia. [Business with it.] Isn't it a dear ? But
why — why didn't he come — I'm so sony not to see
him again — you can't think what he has been — all my
life. His mother was my mother's greatest friend —
that's why he calls her Aunt Peggotty.
Hamil. I know, and you are all very fond of
him — I'm awfully sorry for him, poor chap. ... I
say, do you mind if I rush back to the House and
see if that thing is there ? I might have left it in
the cab, and if so I'll telephone to Scotland Yard —
I'm rather uneasy about it. I shouldn't be more
than a quarter of an hour gone. [Gets up suddenly.]
Let's go together. Come with me — in a taxi.
Sylvia. No. Go alone if you don't mind ; I'll wait
for you here. You'll be quicker without me, and
I'm rather upset at not seeing Guy again.
Hamil. [With a little sympathetic sound.] Of cou ^e
you are ! I'll be back in a quarter of an hour.
[ Turns to go, then suddenly comes hack, takes her face
between his hands and looks at it gravely.] My dearest,
I love you ! [Exit Hamilton.
[Sylvia alo?ie, sits thinking, then gets up and
makes business about the room. Looks at her
bangle, rings the bell.
54 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
E?der Servant.
Sylvia. Judson, has the dressmaker sent .''
JuDsoN. Noj miss.
Sylvia. Let me know if she does.
JuDsoN. Yes, miss. [Exit.
[Sylvia looks at her batigle again, puts it in the
case, says "Dear old Guy " — goes to piano
— plays a full minute or two.
Enter Judson.
JuDsoN. Could you see Madame Bunsen, Miss ?
Sylvia. Madame Bunsen.'' Oh yes, certainly.
Ask her to come in.
Enter Madame Bunsen. She is in walking dress.
Sylvia. \Going Jortvard and holding out her hand.^
Madame Bunsen, I thought you were away still
Madame B. I have come back suddenly — sooner
than I expected — I only went on business — I cannot
bear the country, unless I am riding with my pupils.
\Sylvia motions to her to sit.
Sylvia. Oh ! But it's lovely — you seemed to like
it on all those rides this spring.
Madame B. That was different. . . . Just as I was
starting to come back I had a telegram — that is why
I am here.
Sylvia. A telegram .-'
Madame B. I heard of a mare before I went away
— I told Sir Henry. It belongs to one of my pupils
•who is going to Egypt. He promised to wait before
deciding on anything
Sylvia. Yes, but
HAMILTON'S SECOND MAKRIAGE 55
Madame B, She is going sooner than she expected,
and telegraphed to the school. It was sent on to
me. I got it this morning at the station — they ran
from the house with it — she is so anxious to sell the
mare — I think it is just what you want — don't say
you have one.
Sylvia. I haven't here^ that is — but
Madame B. Sir Henry told me the one you had in
the country was no good for London — that it had a
mouth like a money-lender's conscience
Sylvia. I know, but
Madame B. He hasn't bought you one ?
Sylvia, No, but I don't want one — now. I am
going abroad perhaps. Didn't you get my father's
letter ?
Madame B. Oh no ; has he written about it ?
Sylvia. Yes, to the school.
Madame B. They only sent on the telegram, I
haven't been there yet — I hurried here first. What
did he say ?
Sylvia. He wrote to tell you that — it is quite sad
— [?dth a happy sriiile] — I'm not coming to the school
any more.
Madame B. Oh, I am sorry — you are the pupil I
have liked best — I shall miss you so. Why is it ?
Sylvia. I fear there will be no time for any more
lessons just at present — I'm — I'm going to be married
— quite soon.
Madame B. [Impulsively holding otd her hands.'] But
that is good news, I'm delighted. I have looked at
56 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
you sometimes and felt you would be so much loved
— and now it has come true.
Sylvia. Thank you, dear Madame Bunsen. Yes,
I am much loved
Madame B. That is why you look so happy ! I am
not surprised, of course. I thought it was coming.
I knew it.
Sylvia. But why ?
Madame B. Oh — oh — I could see it — he's devoted
to you.
Sylvia. You don't know him ?
Madame B. But I have seen him very often lately,
and any one could tell that he loved you ; it was in
his face
Sylvia. He went to ask if you were back this
morning, but he didn't say he knew you. [Puzzled.]
I wonder
Madame B. Oh, but he doesn't really — he wouldn't
call it knowing. He's delightful. You've known
him a long time ?
Sylvia. A little for a long time, but intimately —
only — not quite a year. He is our neighbour in the
country.
Madame B. Not quite a year — but that is a long
time — unless you are cold — unless you are insensible
— and you are so tender. You have had time to love
him — to adore him. A year I A lifetime can be
lived in a year.
Sylvia. [Carried arvay hy the other's emotion.] It
doesn't seem long, it has gone so quickly.
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 57
Madame B. [Not noticing Sylvia's remark and going
on quickly .\ I married — for the first time — a man I'd
only known a month.
Sylvia. For the first time ! You've been married
twice ?
Madame B. Yes, twice. And the first time I might
have been happy, I could have been — \in a lotv voice]
— but it was all a sad mistake — for him and me too
— and the second time I was miserable, because — [with
a shudder] — but he's dead — one mustn't speak ill of
the dead — and I oughtn't to speak of these things
at all — you must forgive me. [Rising, and her manner
becomes a little distant and straitied, as if she remembered
that intimacy was not desirable.] Let me give you my con-
gratulations. It's not likely that we shall meet again
— unless you come back after you are married. I am
glad I came to-day — and that I came the other day
too, and saw your mother — she was very kind to me.
Sylvia. She liked seeing you so much.
Madame B. And now I know what you look like
in your home.
Sylvia. This is my own little sitting-room.
Madame B. [Walking round it.] It looks like you.
... I shall think of you here. [Stopping by the win-
dow] There is the garden, I shall imagine you walking
in it with your bridegroom
Sylvia. I hadn't thought of him by that name. I
notice that you so often use words that seem almost
foreign, and you make your sentences sometimes as
if you were not English.
58 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
Madame B, My father was Italian, and I suppose
even modes of speech descend to one.
Sylvia. [Fagtieli^.] Italian.''
Madame B. Yes, Italian. . . . Well, I'm glad I
came — I wonder if ever I shall see you again — per-
haps not. Good-bye. I hope you will be very happy —
that he loves you — loves you — not a little, but with
all his heart, before all things — before his work —
before everything.
Sylvia. He does — I know he does.
Madame B. Dear child, I am glad — it must be such
joy — and may you give him as much as he does you.
Sylvia. I do — I will.
Madame B. [With a sigh.] Good-bye.
[Takes her hand, holds it, and then impulsively
and yet half afraid kisses her.
Sylvia. Dear Madame Bunsen, I shall never forget
you. I hope you will be happy too — in the future
— you must have had so much trouble, and yet you
look so young.
Madame B. I'm thirty-three.
Slyvia. And you've been married twice !
Madame B. [As she half turns to go.] Twice.
The first time at nineteen — and the second time
•when I was twenty-two.
Sylvia. The second time when you were twenty-
two ! But how soon your happiness was over — the
first time.
Madame B. It hardly came — I waited for it — but
it never came.
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 59
Sylvia. He died so soon ?
Madame B. He didn't die.
Sylvia. He didn't die ? [Looking at her doubtfully.
Madame B. He divorced me.
Sylvia. Oh ! [Sb7i>li/.] He divorced you ?
[An almost unconscious suspicioji takes possession
of her.
Madame B. Ah ! I oughtn't to have said it — you
are shocked. Why did I ? You mustn't repeat it,
not to any one in the world.
Sylvia. I am sorry, and I will not repeat it.
[She has grofvn cold, and almost f tightened, she
is watching Madame Bunsen, who goes
towards the door, then stops to speak
again.
Madame B. Good-bye. My congratulations to Mr.
Armitage.
Sylvia. To Mr. Armitage ? He has gone away.
Didn't his sister tell you .'*
Madame B. No. [With a smile and forced hnghttiess^
He'll be back soon, of course .''
Sylvia. Not for a year.
Madame B. Not for a year I But — it's Mr, Armitage
you're going to many .''
Sylvia. Oh no ! You've made a mistake. It is
Mr. Maurice Hamilton.
Madame B. [ With a cry, staggers hack.'\ Maurice I
[She tries to smother the name,
Sylvia. [^Bewildered and hardly able to speak.'\ You
know him }
60 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
Madame B. [^Fryiiig to control herself.^ I did — a long-
time ago — he is very clever — he is hke no one else
in the world — and you love him — you will make him
happy
Sylvia. \Holds out her hand as if to prevetit her from
going nwni/.^ Madame Bunsen, were you — was it t/ou
he divorced ?
[ Thei/ look at each other for a woment before
Madame B. can make herself answer.
Madame B. Yes, he divorced me. I deserved it ;
it was my fault, not his. You knew — he had divorced
some one ?
Sylvia. Yes. He told me you were on the other
side of the world.
Madame B. [With a little harsh laugh.] And I
thought he was there — I never dreamt he was back
in England — and here ! You must let me go — I
would give my life not to have come here to-day. It
was as if something irresistible drove me — to you —
to this house. [Goes towards the door.
Enter Hamilton.
[They stare at each other Jor a moment in silence,
Sylvia unconsciously retreats, pale and
stony.
Hamil. [Looking at Madame Bunsen, staggered.]
Juliet !
Madame B. Yes, Maurice, it is I.
Hamil. What are you doing here .''
Madame B. It was chance, it was fote, it was not
intentional
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 61
Hamil. What did you come for? What does it
mean ?
Madame B. You must let her tell you. [Bows her
head as if stricken.] [Exit Madame Bunsen.
[Sylvia afid Hamilton are left staring at each
other aghast and silent.
Hamil. What did she come for }
Sylvia. It is Madame Bunsen ?
Hamil. Yes.
Sylvia. But you knew before; why didn't you tell
me.-^
Hamil. I couldn't.
Sylvia. You went to try and find her this morn-
ing
Hamil. 1 sent — to ask if she had returned — I
couldn't explain then
Sylvia. Why did you say she was on the other
side of the world }
Hamil. I thought she was — till the hour we were
engaged .
Sylvia. Till the hour we were engaged }
Hamil. We were at the piano — do you remember
Guy came in — while he was playing a note was
brought to your father.''
Sylvia. Yes
Hamil. He gave it to me to read. I recognised
her writing — her name, Juliet.
Sylvia. Oh, how cruel ! This is why you have
been so strange at times .''
Hamil. Yes.
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Sylvia. You should have told me.
Hamil. I couldn't. I have not known an hour's
peace since — even with you [A long pause.
Sylvia. [Slotvlt/.] Maurice. It's no good — I can't
do it
Hamil. What do you mean }
Sylvia. It undoes it — it puts an end to it all.
Hamil. Why should it put an end to it all.?
What did she say .''
Sylvia. It's nothing that she said. But can't you
see that it's diflferent — it's different altogether.
When I thought she was thousands of miles away,
when I had never seen her, or heard her voice —
when I knew nothing about her — then she was an
abstraction, a legend, she was dead, she was more
than dead, but now I couldn't do it — couldn't —
couldn't.
Hamil. We will go away — we will go to the
farthest ends of the earth if you like.
Sylvia, It would make no difference. I've known
her, taken her hand, she's a living woman — I can't
do it.
Hamil. Why should that make such a difference .''
She's another man's wife.
Sylvia. The other man is dead !
Hamil. Dead ! [Goes back a step.
Sylvia. Didn't you know ?
Hamil. I knew nothing about her. Nothing since
the day I heard she was married to Farence and had
gone to Auckland with him. I sent my lawyer to the
school this morning, and told him to offer her any
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 63
sum of money I could manage — to say and do any-
thing that was possible to induce her to go back —
to go anywhere — out of Europe — that can be done
still. [Pause.
Sylvia. It would be no good^ I couldn't do it —
Maurice, it is all over
Hamil. But explain — why should you throw me
over now ?
Sylvia. [Passionateli/ .] How could I marry a man
knowing that another woman whom I'd seen and
heard, remembered his loving her, remembered his
kisses — his caresses just as now I had them — remem-
bered their wedding day — and knew by her own
memories all that he said to me — that she went over
it all in her thoughts — sat alone — by her fireside,
imagining the very manner in which we sat by ours
— even the things we said — oh — no, no.
Hamil. It was the other man she cared for — she
wouldn't feel all this
Sylvia. She would — she would — a woman knows.
If she were dead it would be different
Hamil. You said when we had our talk in the
garden, that you felt she was less my wife than if
she were in her grave, and she and I had loved each
other to the end. For then there might have been
times when I wondered if in some other existence
she knew of the new life I had made — ^and felt that
I had forgotten he?-
Sylvia. [Hopelessli/.'\ Yes — I said it.
Hamil. But now that is impossible — she and I are
absolutely apart.
64 HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE
Sylvia. I know — I meant it — I had thought it all
outj but I'd not been put to the test. Now I know
it would be easier to marry you remembering her
dead — than as it is. I argued to the contrary with
my mother — I had an answer to all her arguments —
but words are only sounds, and theories are dry
husks
Hamil. Dry husks! [With a miserable half-laugh.]
It sounds like the Debating Society.
Sylvia. Oh yes, if you like — and the Debating
Society is no good. Nothing is any good but human
experience, then one knows^one's instinct — one's
heart tells one. It isn't as if I had seen her just
this once — though even that would be enough — I
saw her every day for weeks. She kept me beside
her as we rode into the country twice a week this
spring. Once I went early to the school and met her
by the entrance ; she held my hand for a minute —
just now she kissed me — it went through me —
thrilled me — there was meaning in it all — it was this.
Hamil. And you are not made of the stuff, you've
not the courage to throw everything to the winds
for the man you love, as thousands of women do .^
Sylvia. She did, I suppose, for the other man —
and brought misery on you. I've not that courage.
I believe I would go down a precipice for you, but
not if it dragged you down. But this is beside the
point — it's no question of courage.
Hamil. Have you no thought of my happiness, no
consideration for my point of view ?
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Sylvia. Oh, I have, but I can't do it — it's no good,
Maurice, I can't : it's the penalty of the sin that she
committed.
Hamil. And why should it be visited on me ?
Sylvia, [^Staring at hhn, and speaking as if she were
listening to some one, or to some higher self.^ But that
is the mystery of it all. The wrong thing is done,
the crooked deed put into the world, and shame and
misery hang on to it and trail after it on and on, ever
so far, through generations perhaps — so many wrong
things are done, and innocent people suffer for them
— that is the tragedy of the world. I've thought it
out so often — it's the Debating Society, you'll say
again — no matter what it is — it is wrecking us.
Hamil. [Impatiently, desperately.^ Cast everything
to the winds and come to me. We love each other.
Sylvia. I can't, I can't do it, Maurice, now that
I've seen her. I even love you differently — I shall
love you always and think of you — but differently.
Hamil. Oh, it's madness, it's folly.
Sylvia. Yes, it may be. But the great events in
our lives are shaped by folly as well as by wisdom.
I can't do it — I can't indeed. I could never feel
your arms round me again, and not remember the
woman who, perhaps, was thinking of us — -of all she
had lost — that I had
Hamil. Heaps of women marry men who have
divorced their wives.
Sylvia. Other women may, I can't. My own
happiness is wrecked on this discovery as well as
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yours — and somehow I'm so sorry for her — for a
moment I saw into her heart and soul as she stood
there. — Can't you understand how impossible it has
all become ? We are not all made alike. It is no
good blaming me for what I am, or blaming her per-
haps for what she is — / am so made that I cannot be
or do all that was my dearest hope an hour ago.
Hamil. It's useless, I see it. I say it — to my
desolation and misery. I scout it, and am desperate.
I tell myself that what you say is nonsense, but I
feel the truth of it. Give me youf hands once more
— [bends over her hands] — my dear — it has been too
good a dream to come true. But I shall be better
for it all my life. Forgive me all the pain I've caused
you. I suppose I went too far away from the world
in which men and women live now in my search for
happiness — but it's over — and I've left you where I
can never reach you. [Goes towards door.
Sylvia. [ With a sob.] Maurice ! Maurice ! What
will you do — where will you go ?
Hamil. [A gesture of dismay — despair — then turns
and hesitates.] Kiss me once more, Sylvia !
Sylvia. I can't — [retreating a step] — it is different
— it would feel strange — and wrong
Hamil. [Bitterly.] You are right — it is different.
. . . Good-bye. [Exit Hamilton.
Sylvia. [Desperately, holding ont her arms, fvith a
cry, to the closed door.] He's gone I — He's gone.
Curtain.
ACT IV
Scene. — Hamilton's shtdy iti Kensington Square. A
comfortable room, with hooks, tvriting-table, easy
chaiis, (JJ'C. Writing-table to R.c. Fire burning hi
grate which faces audience. Door h.c. Window r.
Lamp on table, SfC.
Time. — Eight months have elapsed. Late afternoon.
Hamilton discovered sitting at a writing-table, he
arranges papers, t^-c. Business.
Enter Servant with letters on tray aiid evening paper,
which he puts on the writing-table.
Hamil. Oh — thank you.
[^Fakes letters, throws paper on writing-table.
Becker makes business at the Jire — p2its
on wood, SfC.
Hamil. [Looking up from letter and speaking with
animation.^ Oh, Becker, I want to tell you that this
house is sold, the matter was concluded this after-
noon. I shall be going abroad again in a month,
and evei-ything here will be — finished up. Tell the
servants — I wish them to know as soon as possible.
Of course I shall do anything I can for them.
Becker. Yes, sir. They'll be very sorry. We all
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hoped that as the house didn't go off while you
were away that perhaps you would settle down a bit.
Hamil. Not in England.
Becker. It's remarkable it should sell directly
you come back, sir, and it didn't all the time you
were away.
Hamil. Perhaps the agents weren't energetic
enough.
Becker. Tliere was a good many come after it too.
One lady came every month, with an agent's order
— but she wouldn't look at it till you were back. I'd
like to know if it is her that's bought it.
Hamil. No, it's a parson. A lady, what sort of a
lady.
Becker. Well, quite a lady, sir — Mrs. Enfield her
name was; she came again to-day. I told her you
were back, and she said she'd call again to-morrow.
You see I didn't know it was sold.
Hamil. Curious thing. . . . Well, the parson has
it, Becker, so I'm afraid she can't. You'll tell the
servants what I've said. [i/e turns to the table.
\_Exit Becker.
[Hamilton looks at his letters again and puts
them aside, gets up, takes tip paper, stops,
puts it down, pokes the Jive, lights a cigai-ette,
sits down doggedly as if determined to shut
out everything.
Enter Becker.
Becker. Colonel Dempster has called, sir ; will
you see him }
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 69
Hamil. [^Looks over his shoulder as Becker enters.]
Ah ! [^Jmnps up cjnickly at the name.] Certainly. Ask
him to come in. [Exit and re-enter Becker.
Becker. Colonel Dempster.
E7iter Col. Dempster. [Exit Becker.
Col. D. My dear fellow, I'm so glad to have caught
you.
Hamil. [Going forward.] I'm awfully glad to see
you ! [Grasping his hand.
CoL. D. Was vexed to be away when you returned.
However, here I am. [Takes off his coat.] You got
back a week ago, I hear ! Glad to be in England
again } [They sit.
Hamil. No, only came back for some business —
and to see you — going away again directly things
are tidied up here.
CoL. D. H'm, sorry for that — hoped you were
thinking better of it, was afraid you weren't though,
when I saw the board up outside.
Hamil. It will be pu led down to-morrow. The
house is sold — matter concluded to-day
Col. D. [With a grunt.] What are you going
to do }
Hamil. Don't know
[Pause, hands the cigarettes.
CoL. D, [Lights one.] Not made up your mind 1:
Hamil. Some idea of going to Egypt for the fag-
end of the winter — wish you'd come with me
Col. D. Can't, I'm afraid. I should like it. . . .
Seen any one since you came back ?
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Hamil. No. . . . Have you seen any one lately ?
Col. D. Everybody, been here all the time.
Hamil. [Urieasili/.] You know what I mean.
Col. D. Of course I do, but I was afraid to men-
tion it.
Hamil. You needn't, so go on ; I'm not a senti-
mental fool — that's all over — though I curse myself
at intervals for having disturbed her life.
Col. D. Well, she's got over it too — pretty quickly.
[Hamilton looks up.] You don't seem to know .''
Hamil. What.?
Col. D. She's going to marry that boy.
Hamil. You mean Armitage ? [Soimd of dismay.]
Well, he's a lucky chap.
Col. D. Am not sure that I agree with you, I was
rather disgusted, to tell you the truth ; might have
waited a year, at least.
Hamil. My dear Dempster, she's the sweetest girl
on earth. A heart's often caught in the rebound.
I am glad that I didn't cost her as much as I
feared. [Pause.] I don't feel sure that at the back
of her head or the back of her heart she wasn't
always in love with him — but nothing occurred to
make her aware of it till I upset her peace.
Col. D. Well, I must say I thought she was fond
of you from the look of matters.
Hamil. She was. And she's a clever girl, or thinks
herself one, and she liked talking to a man a good
deal older than herself, liked winning him. She
was probably a little bit in love with the situation,
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 71
and a good deal more with her own splendid courage
and compassion.
CoL, D. Humph. Where do the splendid courage
and compassion come in }
Hamil. Compassion for the mull I'd made of my
life — coui'age when she'd reasoned it out with her-
self and took me in spite of all the prejudice against
divorce in which she had been brought up— and the
opposition of the mother.
Col. D. She should have stuck to you.
Hamil. She would^ but for — what happened, I
perfectly understand her point of view.
CoL. D. Well, I don't — I dined there a fortnight
ago. Am glad to say I wasn't put next the young
lady, or I mightn't have been very agreeable.
Hamil. I wonder if she ever thinks of me ?
CoL. D. I'm coming to that. After we went up-
stairs, she managed to get me into a corner, and
asked after you.
Hamil. What did you say .''
CoL. D. Wanted to know when you were coming
home.
Hamil. Anything else ?
CoL. D. Said she'd give the world if some happi-
ness would come to you.
Hamil. [Sound of derisio7i.] One doesn't get that
very often — doesn't matter ! 1 shall take the make-
shifts and get along, I daresay. Anything else ?
Col. D. She told me — I think she must have
meant me to say it to you, somehow — that now she
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couldn't marry anybody else — but Guy — she'd known
him always
Hamil. [A little cynicaUfif.^ That's it — depend upon
it she cares for him more than she imagines. Thank
God she does.
CoL. D. Callender told me the boy had always
been devoted to her. It seems he started for Japan
directly he heard she was going to marry you, started
back the moment he heard she wasn't.
Hamil. Nothing like promptness in these matters.
Col. D. \^Loukmg roundJ\ Why, you have got an
evening paper — there's a paragraph — the announce-
ment
Hamil. [Makes a quick involuntary movement forward,
then back.] Plenty of time — I'll look at it presently.
Col. D. I nuist be going. [Gets up.] Only looked
in to make sure you were here.
Hamil. [Hesitatingly.] Have you seen or heard
anything of — of — Juliet }
CoL. D. Only what Callender told me.
Hamil Callender.''
Col. D. It seems he went round the next morning.
He admired her and wanted to say something kind,
I believe. He's a soft-hearted old man — she had
vanished — completely. The school is sold — a man
called Johnson runs it now.
Hamil. I knew that.
CoL. D. [Half afraid, ufid with a touch of tenderness .]
She was a wonderful creature, 1 shall never forget
her [Stops abruptly.]
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 73
Hamil. I wish you'd come up the Nile with
me.
Col D. Wish I could, my dear fellow, but there's
no chance of it. Perhaps I'll meet y^ou on the
way back in April — I must be off. Shall we dine
together to-morrow ?
Hamil Should like it
Col. D. Good. United Service at eight.
Hamil. [Fidgc/ing with a cigarcUe, and trying not to
look enger.^ Do you know when the marriage is to
he?
CoL. D. In a fortnight.
Hamil. Ah I I shan't be here.
CoL. D. Off so soon.
Hamil. [AW*.] I can't stand this climate, and a
wandering life suits me.
Col. D. Well — to-morrow. [Exit.
[Hamilton goes with him, returns in a moment,
shuts the door, seizes the paper, searches
for pai-agraph.
Enter Becker.
Hamil [Sits down at writing-table.^ Oh, did I ring,
I did so inadvertently, but since you are here you
may as well know — that I am going away even
sooner than I had intended — the end of next week
at latest.
Becker. Yes, sir. That lady I told you about has
called again, sir.
Hamil. Tell her the house is sold — I am sorry —
if she wanted it.
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Enter very softlij, behind Becker^ Madame Bunsen.
Hamilton's hack is turned. He bends over his
letters, SfC.
Becker. [Embarrassed, but making the best of itJ\
Mrs. Enfield would like to see you, sir.
[Madame Bunsen signs to Becker to go.
Hamil. I can't see her, Becker — or any one. Tell
her I am sorry the house is sold.
\But Becker has gone, the door is shut.
Madame Bunsen is standing a few feet
inside the door. [Pause.
Madame B. Maur — ice.
[Hamilton gives a start, looks round and rises
quickly.
Hamil. You !
Madame B. Yes, I.
Hamil. How did you get here ?
Madame B, I called myself Mrs. Enfield and
followed the servant in. I had to see you. I 7uusi
speak to you.
[While she speaks, he retreats a little to the
other side of the f replace and stands where
Colonel Dempster had sat.
Hamil. I have no wish to see you — or to speak to
you.
Madame B. [Entreating, btd firm.'] But I must — I
must speak
Hamil. You will be good enough to go. [Puts out
his hand to ring the hell, which is on the left.]
[As he does so, she springs forward.
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 75
Madame B. No I Not yet !
[He, as if to escape her touch, retreats a little
to the right with a shrijiking movement.
There is fair play for every one — even for me^ and
you must let me speak. You won't let me write to
you. I went to the lawyers, the letters are there
unopened.
Hamil. There is nothing to write about. It is no
good trying to varnish over the facts. You have
destroyed my chances of happiness twice over, there
is nothing to be said — about anything.
Madame B. If I have destroyed it three times, it
is no reason for my being treated with injustice. I
want you to listen — are you afraid .''
Hamil. Afraid?
Madame B. [Scornfully.'] Yes, afraid — you must
be — if you will neither open my letters nor hear
what I have to say.
Hamil. If you have anything to say, put it into
three words — and then be good enough to go.
Madame B. You say I destroyed your happiness
twice
Hamil. We needn't go into the first occasion ; on
the second you destroyed all that, after years of
isolation and bitterness, seemed to be in sight.
Madame B. [Amazed.] You think I went to her on
purpose ?
Hamil. You went — [with a shrug\ — and the result
you know, of course,
Madame B. [Breathlessly.'] I went, but — Maurice —
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I had no idea — I did not dream — of — what was
going on. I did not even know you were in
London — or in England — I did not know where you
were
Hamil. You could easily have discovered — this is
nonsense.
Madame B. [Scornfully.^ You are insulting — as
one would expect a man to be who will neither
hear one — nor read one's letters. Listen ! I never
came across your name. I know now that it was
piinted often, in connection with political things,
but I never read political things. I knew nothing —
nothing — about you. Two years ago, when I came
back to England, I tried to find out where you
were. I went to Worcester — and stayed at the
little inn near your sister's house.
Hamil, The Forester — yes.
Madame B. I heard that you were in South
America — I thought London was safe to me — that
probably you were never coming back. I started
the riding-school — it was the only thing I could do,
and called myself " Madame Bunsen." I knew no
one — made no acquaintance — 1 spoke with the
pupils, but that was all. I liked that fair girl —
something drew me to her — I think she liked me —
because I took pains with her riding, perhaps. One
day she brought me some flowers from her garden —
her mother sent them.
Hamil. [Cynically.^ Her mother ! — I remember.
Madame B. Her father came sometimes to look on
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 77
at her. And Mr. Armitage with his sister — they
were all friends together
Hamil. This has nothing to do with it. Why did
you discover yourself to Miss Callender.^ I should
have had to tell her — but
Madame B. [Not allowing him to finish.^ I went
about a mare — that one of the pupils wanted to sell
— a girl who was going away — she had telegraphed.
Miss Callender told me she had given up the riding-
lessons because she was going to be married. I
congratulated her, thinking that it was Mr. Armi-
tage. She said, " No, it was Mr. Maurice Hamilton."
I had not heard the name spoken except by my
own lips for years — it went to my heart like a
sword. It forced a cry from me — I betrayed
myself. And then you entered — I remember
nothing more. Oh ! [With a passionate shudder of
pain.^
Hamil. Thank you for explaining it — I am glad to
know. [Goes towards the hell.]
Madame H. Stop, Maurice — once more. We
shall never meet again, I will take care of that ;
there is no occasion to be brutal.
Hamil. I have no wish to be brutal.
Madame B. I want you to know that I wouldn't
have done it had I known, I would rather have died.
I have nearly died since, I think, with the misery, the
madness, the knowledge that I had again desti'oyed
your life. I must have been sent into the world to
do it — twice over — and each time not knowing it.
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Hamil. [Bitter It/.] You must have known the first
time pretty well.
Madame B. [I»ipetuousli/.'\ Ohj that's because you
don't understand — men cry out when women do
this or that, but they never see how they have
helped
Hamil. Helped ! [Sound of impatience.^ What you
did needed little understanding to make it plain.
Madame B. [Bitterly.] And even that you hadn't —
you were always dense — you are now — you never
had much passion in you — you never set your love
for me above all else in life — or things would not
have happened as they did.
Hamil. This is rather a strange charge and the
last I should have thought you could bring against
me — remembering how I was carried away by my
love for you
Madame B. And yet you couldn't make it strong
enough to hold me. When you married me, I was
nineteen — I had known you one month — not a
month. How was I to know your ways — or the
manner in which you expressed yourself. My father
was my mother's lover till the hour he died — he
lived at her feet — she had lovers always, all her life
— -I grew up among them, and to be a woman and
not loved — not loved enough — seemed terrible !
Hamil. Not loved enough ! [Amazed.] Why, from
the moment I saw you first — I adored you.
Madame B. For a month, the month before we
were married, you lived for me ; you brought me
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 79
flowers and jewels and sweets, and the first days of
marriage you loved me — you loved me. [Passionate li/.^
1 felt it. But before we were at the end of the
voyage you had changed a little.
Hamil. I had not changed — I was going out to my
post — there were things I had to think of — I had
my work, you were too young to be interested in it.
Madame B. I know, but I didn't want you to
think of anything but me, I wanted you to be
my lover always. I will tell you something — I
did not love you very much when you married me —
I'd known you but a little while — but it was natural
to be married, and I was flattered and pleased.
Three months afterwards I could have died for love
of you. There came suspicion and jealousy — my
father's Italian blood, perhaps, that rose and
mastered me
Hamil. Suspicious and jealous of we ?
Madame B. Yes. Jealous of everything that took
you from me — suspicious of your absences. You
expected me to take your love for granted, it
maddened me that you could bear me out of your
sight — that you sent me away from you.
Hamil. You mean that I sent you up to Simla ?
It was impossible to keep you down in the heat.
Madame B. But I would have borne the heat — I
wanted you only to think of 7ne — of having me with
you — with you though it killed me — that is what a
woman likes. And when you came you were not
impatient enough — not jealous of all the men who
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hung about me — and I wanted you to be. Out of
your sight no one had a word or look from me. But
when you came I was desperate and wanted to make
you see that you must love me — guard me — think of
me — but you didn't care, you didn't care enough.
Hamil. I never dreamt of all this. Why didn't
you tell Mrs. Sinclair.'' — she would have told you
Madame B. I was too proud. I was so young and
undisciplined, and it's her heart that governs such a
girl as I was. Why didn't you know — then you
would have held me .'' Why did you trust me so .''
Hamil. Is a man not to trust the woman who is
his wife .''
Madame B. Not a girl of my temperament. You
took an exotic and sent it to a place where all the
sights and sounds nourished it. And you were so
calm — oh ! that calmness drove me mad — so certain
you were safe. It didn't occur to you to assure
yourself that you were, or to make me swear every
day that I was the same. When one is young as I
was, nothing in the world matters but love — I
thought that nothing else should exist — I thought that
if I made you jealous it would rouse you — that was
how it all began. Archie Farence was reckless, and
he loved me, I wanted you to see that he did — but
you were blind and saw nothing. He told me that
you didn't care — that you couldn't — couldn't.
Hamil. This is amazing — this state of mind — it
never entered my head — I thought you knew that
I was devoted to you — I worked chieHy to give
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 81
you the things tliat would make you happy — and I
trusted you.
Madame B. Yes, you trusted me — too much —
nineteen — and half Southern. . . . Do you remember
the last time you came to Simla r You were so pre-
occupied you forgot to bring the necklace you had
taken away to have mended, before the dance at the
W bartons' — it was another proof of how little you
thought of me while you were absent. I don't know
how it came about — I swear I don't, Maurice. It
seemed as if taunting fiends gathered about me that
night — and you were so cold and preoccupied, you
sat at your table writing, sheet after sheet — I longed
to tear them into strips
Hamil. There had been two cases of cholera, and
I was anxious about you — didn't want you to know
how anxious
Madame B. [Withaci-y.] Oh ! If I had guessed —
how could I } But you said
Hamil. Well.?
Madame B. You said you would come on to the
Whartons' and you didn't. Farence was there adoring
me. There was one moment in the garden, after a
dance, when he stooped and kissed the ground I
had stood on. [Turns a?vai/.] The end of it was that
I went off with him. It was half done from lonffinff
to make you jealous, to make you suffer. Oh ! If
I could make you feel for a single minute the storm
that raged in my heart. The man who was with
me was intoxicated with passion, was jealous if he
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suspected I was thinking of you. He told me he
would strangle me if I even looked at another man
— fhat seemed to me to be the real thing — but I only
took it from him because yoti had not given it me.
Hamil, And you mean that you did not even leave
me for a man you loved better .''
Madame B. As God lives, no, Maurice ; I left you
on an impulse, an hour's desperate reign of one
passion in a hurricane of many passions, and before
the day came when as a matter of honour he married
me, I was the most miserable woman in the world.
Hamil. He loved you after your own fashion at
any rate.
Madame B. No, not even that. There came an
awful awakening, it made me shudder — it made me
loathe him — long before he left me.
FIamil. He left you !
Madame B. I drove him away — I shrank from him
— and oh, the peace of the day he went — and I was
thankful for the beggary that came
Hamil. Beggary ? That too !
Madame B. Yes. And pain and misery of every
sort. But not vice, Maurice, I kept clear of that. I
have loved no man but you, and sinned only with
that other. As God in Heaven lives I swear that to
you.
Hamil. Why didn't you take the money I tried to
settle on you at the time of the divorce ?
Madame B. It would have been the last depth of
all.
HAMILTON'S SECOND MARRIAGE 83
Hamil. Did Farence do nothing for you ?
Madame B. [With a shudder.'] I sent it back — I
was only an incident — that was part of my degrada-
tion. His friends forgave him — men are often for-
given — women never
Hamil, It must be so. It may be cruel, but it has
to be. We jjut them so high — that when a woman
sins it is the betrayal of a Christ — and even the man
who is the Judas can't forgive her.
Madame B. I know — I know,
Hamil. Where were you when Farence died ?
Madame B. In Australia, I never saw him again.
He died in England.
Hamil, And what did you do all those years ,''
Madame B. I nearly starved at first, I was ill —
broken — [shuddering] — and in the Melbourne hospital
for months. There was a horse-dealer's wife in the
bed next to mine. When I was better, she made
her husband hire me to ride the horses he wanted to
sell. It was the only thing I could do and I liked
it. The quick movement — the long gallops into the
bush — the mystery ^I was to them, for they knew
nothing. That was how the years went by. At last
I could bear it no longer — I had saved some money,
it brought me to England. I crept to the inn at
Worcester and asked for you, as I told you. My
mother had died — refusing to forgive me — but she
left me what she had — little enough — I saw an
advertisement of a riding-school and bought it, and
suddenly prosperity came.
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Hamil. [Gently.] I'm glad to have heard this —
and I am sorry for all you have suffered. [Takes a
step as if going forward to the bell.] I wish we had
both been different.
Madame B. [Despairingly, going between him and the
bell.] Once more — not yet. Oh ! Maurice, these
minutes are the last we shall ever have together.
Hamil. Why did you come to-day, and why have
you been trying to see me all these months ?
Madame B. I couldn't bear it any longer — I felt
I must see you — ^just once more. I knew all that
you had thought me — I wanted to make it plain — to
show you how it had been, to — to make you hate me
less
Hamil. I don't hate you — you poor child. . . .
The crooked deed always sows pain and misery.
You have reaped it and I have not escaped. Prob-
ably you thought as / did that peace had come,
till the day we met — in that room that looked over
the garden.
Madame B. I would have given worlds not to have
gone. I should have died if you had married her,
but I wouldn't have prevented it
Hamil. You died, if I had married her /
Madame B. Yes — died — died I think. For all
these years, even in the first mad one in which I left
you, I've loved you — that has been my punishment,
my harvest — to see your figure clear and distinct in
the distance before me, and to know I should never
reach it, to know that some day you would give all
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that I had left — to another woman. I knew it must
confie, and I have tortured myself imagining her —
fair and good, and all that I was not — I have seen
your face turned towards her and heard your whispers
without being able to catch the words, and I've
killed her in my thoughts — and put my face against
yours and mi/ arms where hers had been, and love for
me — not for her — but for me — into your heart again.
A maddening dream of joy — I have clenched my
hands and locked my teeth to keep the cry of misery
from my lips when it was over. \Change of rna/mer.]
I didn't mean to betray all this but I am glad I have
said it — it has come. You shall never see me again
— or hear — or know, [Takes up a wrap which she had
left on a chair. ^
Hamil. [ fVho is carried away by her passion^ Juliet !
Is all that you have said the truth .''
\He goes towards her as she turns to go.
Madame B. I've never lied you to Maurice; even I
have not done that.
Hamil. You mean that you have loved tne all these
years ?
Madame B. [In a low, tragic voice.] All these
years and every day of them. You cannot say
that you have loved me — as I would you if you
had left me. You went to the fair girl — and loved
her
Hamil. Yes — I loved her.
Madame B. I know — I saw her and felt it.
Hamil. She was the expression to me of all that
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once I had imagined you would be when you were a
little older.
Madame B. No — no
Hamil. And from deep down in my heart, buried
in bitterness and misery, often your face — as I saw it
first — looked up at me.
Madame B. Oh — no — no.
Hamil. She's going to marry another man.
Madame B. And you — are miserable.
Hamil. No, I'm not miserable — it is over — it
seems to have vanished — and all the other memories
have come rushing back. — Juliet ! My poor whirl-
wind — my little lover — I used to call you that in the
first month — I wish things had been different — with
all my heart I wish it.
Madame B. I would give my life — my every hope
of heaven to have them so — or if you had left me,
for then I would have forgiven you, and loved you
more — because of the days I didn't dare remember.
Ah ! let me go
Hamil. No — no-
Madame B. I can't bear it any longer.
Hamil. [Springing Jbrward.^ You shall never go if
I can help it. I am longing to take you back.
Madame B. [Bewildered.] You forgive me ?
Hamil. Forgive you .'' I t's^owr forgiveness I want,
for my blindness, my seeming coldness — give it me
— give it me — shall we put it all behind us, and
start out across a new world .'' How could you think
I didn't love you enough — you were so beautiful.
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Could you bear with me again ? Shall we have
another marriage-day, and begin life once more
together ?
Madame B. Oh ! no, no — I could bear the misery,
the shame even — but such joy as that would kill
me
Hamil. You shall live for it in my arms. [Puts
them round her.] There is a harvest from suffering
too — a harvest of peace.
Madame B. [Looking up at hi7n dazed.] For the dead
— only for the dead
Hamil. For the living sometimes. Juliet — Juliet !
Curtain.
THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS
A PLAY IN FOUR ACTS
DRAMATIS PERSONS
Thomas Lobb, a hoy {afterwards Robert VaUide)
Robert Vallide (formerly Thomas Lobb)
RoBEET Vallide, Senr. , his uncle
Eael of Barnstaple, past middle age
Geoff, Lord Stratton [in the Guards), his son
Sir James Caxton
Colonel Endsleigh, Indian Staff Corps
Sib George Fison, a /awiows doctor
Lady Sarah Stratton, Lord Bamstajileh sister
Lady Ida, his daughter
Lady Caxton (Julia), his niece
The Hon. Mrs. Murison, another niece
May Murison, her daughter {a little girl of six at first, not
seen then)
Servants, &c.
ACT I., ENGLAND.
TIME : Seventeen years ago.
SCENE : Draiving-room in Harford Terrace, Regent's Park.
ACT J I., ITALY.
TIME: Present day. Afternoon.
iiCENE: (Interior) Sitting-room in I^ord Barnsta/de's Villa at
Alassio on the Italian Riviera.
ACT III., ITALY.
TIME : Ten days later. Late afternoon.
SCENE : (Exterior) Garden of the Villa.
ACT IV., ENGLAND.
TIME : 'ITiree weeks later.
SCENE : (Interior) A sitting-room on Campden Bill, W.
ACT I
Time — Seventeen years ago, about noon, on a spring
day.
Scene. — Interior. Mrs. Muuison's house in Harford
Terrace, Regent's Park. Dratinng-room well
furnished, refined. Windows at hack {not down to
the ground) showing tops of trees, so as to s^uggest
that the room is on the first floor. Fireplace on r. ;
door on l.
When Curtain draws up Lady Sarah is discovered
071 chair R. near the fre. She is middle-aged,
handsome and distinguished-looking, rather man-
nered.
Near centre of stage, Mrs. Murison, about twenty-six,
a pretty, graceful woman, with a sweet hut rather
stifle manner, is talking with Sir George Fison,
a celebrated doctor : they are both standing.
Mrs. M. I can never thank you enough, Sir
George.
Sir G. My dear lady, I ain delighted to think the
results have not disappointed us — I know what the
child is to you
Mrs. M. Just my life
Lady S. [Sharply.] More than either of the other
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two children; and then, you know, Doctor — I keep
forgetting, I mean Sir George — I did congratulate
you ?
Sir G. You did, thank you very much
Lady S. And then it's her first child.
Sir G. I know. And the father away, fighting for
his country. [To Mrs. M.] I hope you've good news ?
Mrs. M. None at all for the last few days ; but he
was safe then.
Sir G. Letters, of course, are difficult — though the
War Ofiice does all it can.
Mrs. M. We owed so much to Gordon. And he
wants to help carry out his work in Egypt.
Sir G. Well, we are doing great things there. . . .
You must hope for the best. , . . Keep the child
out of doors as much as possible.
Mrs. M. I told nurse to wrap her up well.
Sir G. Quite right. You are fortunate in having
this park at your front door.
Mrs. M. I stand at the window and watch them
half a mile away sometimes.
Sir G. Ah ! [Smilirtg.] It's lucky for children that
they have mothers.
[While Ihey are speaking Thomas enters with a
scuttlefiil of coals, which he puts down hy the
^replace. He is about ten, dressed in tidy
hid poor clothes, wears a working aproti, and
has a 7-e/ined, delicate little face. Sir
George looks at him as he passes. Thomas
touches his forelock. Exit.
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Sir G. [Abojit to go.] Nice face that boy has.
He does not look very strong though. [Shafces hands.]
Glad to have seen you again, Lady Sarah. I hope
Lady Barnstaple is better .''
Lady S. I've not seen her lately ; I've been stay-
ing at Hampton Court with my sister.
Sir G. Oh yes — Lady Caroline Lismore. [To
Mrs. M.] Your mother. I remember that she went
there after her husband died. I hope she is not
quite alone ?
Lady S. Oh no ; she has a niece, poor Claude's
child — Julia — who is eighteen now. Perhaps vou
don't remember her.''
Sir G. Dear me, yes, I do. Her parents died in
India. . . . Well, good-bye. [Turns back.] By the
way, you didn't tell me how Lady Barnstaple was ?
Lady S. Not at all well. My brother has bought
a villa at Alassio, on the Italian Riviera, for her.
SirG. Humph I I'm sorry . . . The children are well,
I hope — Geoffrey and Ida, isn't it. . . . Lord Barn-
staple is making a great name in the political world.
[To Mrs. M.] Send for me if anything goes wrong.
Mrs. M, I will — and thank you — thank you for all
your kindness.
Sir G. Not at all.
[Exit Sir George. Mrs. M. rings ike bell.
Lady S. Well, Evelyn, that anxiety is over.
Mrs. M. I hope so. [Rings again.] Thomas must
be told not to come in when there are visitors here.
Enter Servant,
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[To Skrvant.] Sent! Thomas to me — as soon as he
has filled the scuttles, [Exit Servant.
Mrs. M. [To Lady S.] He is the son of those poor
people who had charge of the empty house next
door ; do you remember ?
Lady S. Oh yes, you made Turner cut off a great
many slices of roast mutton for them when 1 was
here six months ago, and had them sent, too, before
you ate your own.
Mrs. M. Poor things, they were hungry — and
needed agreat many. Father and mother, and Thomas
and Polly, and the poor skinny baby that died.
Lady S. A good thing it did, my dear, if it was
skinny — it wouldn't always have had you to send it
roast mutton. [Evidently anxums to dismiss the subject.^
They were country people, you said
Mrs. M. The father was a Cornish man. He had
been a carpenter, I think. I saw him one night
warming his thin hands by the fire, and the next day
when I went to see him he was dead — I put the
flowers I had taken at his feet.
Lady S. [Indifferently.^ Poor man ! Better off, no
doubt. And has the widow found another empty
house to take care off.''
Mrs. M. No, she does a little chai'ing, and we
bought her a mangle ; Polly goes to a board school,
and Thomas carries out newspapers for the stationer
round the corner, but as that's over at eight in the
morning, and I wanted a boy to clean knives and
boots, and caiTy up coals
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Lady S. You sent for Thomas.
Mrs, M, He is such a good boy and he adores
May
Lady S. [Impatient It/. ^ Of course he does . . . but
want to speak to you about your mother. I have
hurried up to town because I have no patience with
her— I never had much without her, perhaps you will
say.
Mrs. M. Dear Aunt Sarah, I wouldn't be so rude ;
besides I love your impatience.
Enter Thomas. He touches his forelock and
stands by the door.
Lady S. [Evidently angry at the interruption.^
Oh
Mrs. M. Come in, Thomas. . . . What is that
bulging in your pocket — why it moves !
Thomas. [Pleased and important.^ It's some white
mice, M'm, for Miss May. Her brown one died
just before she was took ill. ... I got these a week
ago and thought perhaps you'd let me give 'em to
her to-day.
Mrs. M. Are they loose in your pocket ?
Thomas. Tied up in a handkerchief But I've
mended the catch of the cage. I am glad to hear
she's to go out, M'm.
Mrs. M. How did you know ?
Thomas. I went up and asked nurse, directly after
the doctor'd gone down. I thought he'd gone, M'm,
or I wouldn't have come in with the coals just now.
Mrs. M. Oh, that was it — I wondered. Why
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didn't you give Miss May the mice when you
went up ?
Thomas. Didn't like to do that, M'm, tilll'd asked
you if you didn't mind
Mrs. M. Oh — how nice of you.
Thomas. Thank you, M'm. It's a good thing —
[with a different sound in his toice^ — she's well, isn't it,
M'm.'' [Mrs. Murison nods.^ We was scared that
night, all of us.
Mrs. M. We were indeed, Thomas. . . . Well, go
up and give her the mice.
Thomas. \JVith a little triumphant smile.^ They're
as white as milk.
[Touches his forelock to Lady S. and Mrs. M.
[Exit.
Lady S. Nice boy ; knows his place, and a little
more human than most children of that class.
Mrs. M. Human .-^ Oh, Thomas is human enough.
I shall never forget the night we thought May was
going to die. I believe he sat on the steps all through
it. The servants found him outside the area door at
daylight half dead. They dragged him in, and
when they told him that the crisis was over and she
might live, he put his head down on the kitchen
table and sobbed — the relief was too much. I shall
always remember him when I think of that night.
. . . [Change of manner.] Well, what has been hap-
pening at Hampton Court .'' You've been staying
with mother, I hear.
Lady S. My dear Evelyn, your mother is driving
THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS 99
me out of my mind. She is my sister, so I have a
right to say what I think of her, even to you.
Mrs. M. [Aynused.] YeSj of course you have, Aunt
Sarah — go on.
Lady S. She is a most worldly woman.
Mrs. M. But why suddenly ?
Lady S. Young Endsleigh has gone to India, as you
probably know, without speaking to Julia
Mrs. M. I am certain they care for each other.
Lady S. Then he's an idiot not to have told her
so. And Julia — a girl in love is always like an
ostrich with its head in the sand — has been breaking
her heart and thinks nobody knows it.
Mrs, M. Mother couldn't help his not speaking.
Lady S. I believe she prevented him — any one
could see that he was fond of Julia — at any rate he
has gone, as she intended him to go, without declar-
ing himself. And last night the poor child accepted
Sir James Caxton, that stupid man who has just got
in for Fieldborough,
Mrs, M. Oh no. Aunt Sarah — not Sir James.''
He's the dullest man in the world.
Lady S, He's an owl, but he's very rich and has
no near relations.
Mrs, M, He must be forty.
Lady S. I daresay. And depend upon it he'll
live to be eighty.
Mrs. M. How did it happen ?
Lady S. Well, it has been quite evident that
something was in the man's mind, for he went down
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five times in a fortnight, mooned about, and said
nothing, stared at Julia, and went away as inarticu-
late as he came. It's a miracle to me how such an
idea as marriage got into his head.
Mrs. M. I can't think why he was returned for
Fieldborough.
Lady S. Bribery of course.
Mrs. M. Julia might marry any one, and at
eighteen there's no hurry.
Lady S. Sir James is veiy rich and that appeals to
your mother.
Mrs. M. [Thoughtfully.'] And it's an excellent
family of course. . . . Do you think he's in love .''
Lady S. My dear, an owl doesn't fall in love. He
wants to arrange himself in life, and is doing the best
he can — from an owl's point of view. She'll run
away in a year if Frank Endsleigh comes back, and
then there'll be a pretty scandal.
Mrs. M. But why did she accept him .''
Lady S Your mother has been telling her that if
anything happened to her, she would have to go out
as a governess, or some nonsense, for of course the
dear Queen only gave those rooms at Hampton
Court to your father's widow.
Mrs. M. I know.
Lady S. So she persuaded Julia that it was her
duty to accept Sir James, and Julia is so miserable
that she would marry anybody, or throw herself down
a well, or do anything else she was told. I was ex-
tremely angry and came away the first thing this
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morning. At the station I telegraphed to Sir James
to come and see me here at twelve o'clock.
Mrs. M. Here ? Aunt Sarah ! What are you
going to do .''
Lady S. I shall not mince matters : but it's twelve
o'clock now ; so perhaps he won't come — he is prob-
ably afraid, for my manner was not pleasant last
night — I made it unpleasant.
Mrs. M. That clock is five minutes fast. I can't
think why mother hasn't written to me.
Lady S. She's coming up this afternoon, with Julia
— coming here, to surprise you ; that's why I did a
really desperate thing, and wired to the man.
Mrs. M. I am so amazed at your courage.
Lady S. I'm amazed, my dear Evelyn, that you
don't appear to be shocked at your mother's conduct.
Mrs. M. Poor mother, the money has dazzled her.
Lady S. And she has forgotten her own youth —
it's extraordinary to me that women do. I'm fifty,
but 1 know what it feels like to be in love as well as
if I were twenty.
Mrs. M. Many girls marry for money and are
content. Think of Mary Wallingford, and that
vulgar millionaire last year, do you remember ?
Lady S. Of course I do — Mr. Ruddock — the
ready-made clothing man — but he was clever at any
rate. Sir James is so dull.
Mrs. M. [With a shudder.] Yes ; but it was worse
than this — When May grows up, if she were to
marry a man like Mr. Ruddock
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Enter Thomas with a telegram on a tray ; he stands
unnoticed for a minute and listens with wide open
eyes at the mention of May's name.
Lady S. Or like Sir James ?
Mrs. M. I would rather see her married to a dull
man like Sir James than to some new-made million-
aire who had been a tinker or a tailor, perhaps ; and
who, at the back of one's head, one knew ought to
be sitting with the servants.
Thomas [Touching his Jhrelock.] Telegram, M'm.
Mrs. M. Oh, I didn't see you, Thomas, you should
speak. Wait — perhaps there's an answer. [Takes
up two telegrams from the tray.^ One for you. Aunt
Sarah. [Hands it io Lady S.] [To Thomas.] Why
didp't Turner bring them in ?
Thomas, I told her I would, M'm, 'cause mother's
here and wants to know if you can see her for a
minute.
Lady S. [Reading her telegram.] " With you at
12.15." He's coming :
Mrs. M. [Reading her telegram.] Mother has tele-
graphed that she and Julia will be here at four. [To
Thomas.] No answer. ... I can't see your mother
this morning.
[Thomas touches his Jhrelock and is about to go
when she says :
Wait a minute. Ask her to go into the dining-room
and wait.
[Thomas touches his forelock. Exit,
Lady S. [With a g7'unt.] H'm ; the man's coming.
THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS 103
Mrs. M. [Amused.] You shall have that interview-
alone.
Lady S. Yes, I had better see him alone. I shall
speak with the greatest plainness — but come back
after a few minutes.
Mrs. M. What do you think Julia really feels
about it .''
Lady S. [After a pause.] I don't want to betray
the child's confidence, but she is crushed and raisei*-
able and doesn't care what becomes of her. I went
to her room last night ; she threw herself into my
arms. She is broken-hearted about the Endsleigh
boy. The young idiot is too poor to marry yet.
Mrs. M. YeSj of course.
Lady S. But he's not too poor to be engaged, and
they are both so young they could wait.
Enter Servant, announcing
Sir James Caxton.
Enter Sir James, almost 7niddle-aged, a dull,
heavy-looking man.
Mrs. M. How do you do. Sir James.''
Sir J. How do you do } How do again, Lady
Sarah } [Nodding to her,] [To Mrs. Murison.J Heard
the news, I suppose .''
Mrs. M. Yes — I was very much surprised
Sir J. Thought you would be . . . How's the
child ? Been ill, hasn't she i
Mrs. M. She is better, thank you.
Sir J. That's right — I suppose you know that your
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mother and Julia — your cousin, isn't she, yes, of
course — are coming up this afternoon ?
Mrs. M. I have just heard from them.
Sir J, That's all right then — Lady Sarah, you were
good enough to telegraph for me, so I'm here.
Lady S. I want to talk to you.
Mrs. M. And there is some one waiting to see me
in the drawing-room.
Sir J. You haven't congratulated me yet — I sup-
pose you forgot — it doesn't matter; it's only a form.
Mrs. M. [Going towards the door.] Yes, it's only
form.
Sir J. Allow me. [Opens door.]
[Exit Mrs. Murison.
Sir J. [Going aivkwardly towards Lady Sarah.]
Well, what's the telegram about ?
Lady S. Sit down, Sir James, I want to speak to
you. I mean to speak plainly.
Sir J. Quite right. We are both plain people.
Lady S. I took my courage into my two hands,
and telegraphed.
Sir J. I thought you probably took a pencil.
Lady S. What do you mean .''
Sir J. [Sheepishly.] Only a little joke. Courage
is an excellent thing, but no good by itself for writ-
ing a telegram. [She makes an impalienl gesture.] Well,
what is it .''
Lady S. Why did you propose to my niece, Julia }
Sir J. Because I want to marry her — excellent
reason
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Lady S. She's not in love with you — not a bit —
you must know that.
Sir J. Sorry for it. I don't believe in young
women being in love before they're married — time
enough afterwards.
Lady S. My sister made her accept you because
you have twenty thousand a year. I speak plainly,
for there is no one else to do it. You are a good
and worthy man, but you were not made to marry a
beautiful girl like Julia.
Sir J. Perhaps not, but 1 don't see that anything
is gained by saying it now.
Lady S. Sir James, that girl is breaking her heart
for a boy who went to India the other day, without
speaking, because my sister, who is a very worldly
woman, prevented him.
Sir J. I'm sorry; I'll take her about and she'll
forget him.
Lady S. Don't marry her — the engagement is not
announced yet, no one knows about it except our-
selves — back out of it — be generous, be kind. Julia
dared not refuse you, she is miserable at the thought
of man^'ing you.
Sir J. Well, but she needn't be — I'll do what I
can
Lady S. Don't marry her. Give her up. Don't
make a tragedy of that young thing's life.
Sir J. I won't if I can help it, but I mean to
marry her. The boy who went to India was a fool ;
— didn't know how to use his chance ; she'll forget
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him soon ; [gets up to go] I will do my best to please
her.
Lady S. I thought you would be generous — I
thought you would see the whole thing.
Sir J, I'm going to be generous. I won't tell
any one of this conversation.
La dy S. But why do you want to marry her after
what I have told you ?
Sir J. I'm very dull.
Lady S. [Almost losing her temper J\ You are dread-
fully dull.
Sir J. That's why I want to marry. I sha'n't say
you told me about the boy. . . . But I shall keep
my eyes open — and I can take care of my own.
Lady S. [Indigncmt, with a note of feeling in her
voicc.'\ I am a foolish old woman, I've done more
haiTn than good. I thought perhaps you would
understand.
Sir J. I quite understand, but you see the woman
who doesn't get the man she wants is unlucky and
can't help it — has to put up with it ; but the man
who doesn't get the woman he wants is an ass. I
always think you should take what you want if you
can get it — I want her.
Lady S. I feel as if I'd made a fool of myself —
and done no good.
Sir J. I like a Avoman who makes a fool of herself.
She's generally a nice woman, there's where you get
the pull of us. I rather like fools, though they bore
me if they're men. Good-bye.
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Lady S. [Looking at him wonderingly.'\ I believe
you'll be kind
Sir J. I'm not up to much, but I'll try.
Enter Mrs. Murison.
Mrs. M. Are you going, Sir James .^
Sir J. Just going. Hope to come this afternoon,
if you will allow me — meet Lady Caroline and
Julia.
Mrs. M. You are coming to meet them } [Rings.
Sir J. Yes, au revoir. [Exit Sir James.
Mrs. M. What happened, Aunt Sarah }
Lady S. [Snappishly. 1^ Nothing. The man's stupid.
[Evidently reluctant to acknowledge her defeat.] I wish
I hadn't sent for him.
Mrs. M. What did he say }
Lady S. I can't tell you now, I am too angry.
Did you see Thomas's mother .''
Mrs. M. Mrs. Lobb— oh yes — -Thomas is going
to Canada
Lady S. [Evidently 7iot in the least interested.] Good
thing for him, perhaps.
Mrs. M. Yes, I suppose it is. Mrs. Lobb comes
from Cornwall, and when she was a girl her brother
went to Canada ; but he has always been poor till
lately because he was so set on education, she says.
Lady S. Wasted his time, of course, on learning
things of no use to him instead of doing his work —
serve him right.
Mrs. M. [Aynused.] He is beginning to do better
and has sent for Thomas. The Captain of the
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trading ship who promised to take him back only
found Mrs. Lobb this morning — and his ship sails
to-morrow. Thomas goes with him at four o'clock
from Euston to-day.
Lady S. What does the uncle do besides being
set on education ?
Mrs. M. Oh — something with railways. Poor
woman, she was miserable at losing her boy. . . .
But I want to talk about Julia and Sir James.
Lady S. I would rather not own it, but that man
thoroughly worsted me, and
Mrs. M. [Evidently listening for some movement out-
side the house.^ Wait till the children have gone —
they are just ready — we shall hear them go by.
[Goes to the window and opens ?/.] The air is lovely,
so soft — and the sunshine will do May a deal of
good.
[Thomas enters while she is speaking. He has
taken off his apron, evidently tvashed his face
and brushed his hair. Stands, cap in hand.
Thomas, [Touching his forelock.] Please, M'm, I've
come to say good-bye.
Mrs. M. Yes, I know — come in. [He is standing by
the door.] Your mother has told me all about it.
Thomas. [Going a few steps into the roo7n.] She's
very keen on my going, M'm, but I don't like leaving
her and Polly. Don't know how they'll manage.
Mrs. M. Oh, but it's a splendid chance for you.
Thomas. That's what she says, but it's come so
sudden-like. I believe chances always does, and I
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don't suppose I should come to much carrying out
the papers
Mrs. M. [JVitk an encouraging smile. ^ Or blacking
our shoes.
Thomas. I like doing anything for you, M'm.
[Turns his head towards the window, and his face lights
up.] I thought I heard them Miss May and the
others are just going. [Sounds outside.
May. [Only her voice — a child's voice — is heard,
she is not seen.] Mother dear — Mother dear.
Mrs. M. [Going towards the ivindow.] You must say
good-bye to her.
Thomas. I did, M'm. I thought you wouldn't
mind.
Lady S. [Who has follorved Mrs. Murison to the
window.] She looks much better.
Mrs. M. [To the children, who are presumably beneath
the window.] Good-bye, dears. Don't let her get too
tired, Nurse. I'm saying good-bye to Thomas, May
darling.
May. [Her voice is heard.] Tell him to come back
again.
Mrs. M. [I'tirning to Thomas.] She says you are to
come back again, Thomas.
Thomas. [Going towards window, but standing shyly
a step away from it.] I'll come back, Miss May, I'll be
sure to come back.
May. When will you come ?
Mrs. M. [Repeating.] When will you come.''
she says.
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Thomas. [To May.] I don't know, but I'll be sure
to come, Miss May ; don't you fear.
Mrs, M. Good bye, darlings.
[The children evidently go on, Mrs. M. kisses
her hand to them, closes the window, and
comes back into the room.
Mrs. M. [To Thomas.] Have you seen your uncle's
friend who is to take you to Canada t
Thomas. No, M'm, but mother has. She says he
is a very nice gentleman.
Mrs. M. The voyage will do you good.
Thomas. That's what he said. Mother told him I
was delicate, and he said the sea might set me up and
start me growing. But I don't like leaving her
and Polly — [struggling to keep back eniotio?i] — and I
don't like leaving you and Miss May ... I couldn't
'a' gone if she hadn't been better.
Mrs. M. Thank God, she's well.
Thomas. [Goi7ig, then hesitating and speaking shyly.'\
Please, M'm, I want to thank you for all your kind-
ness to us ... I don't know where we'd 'a' been
without you. Father said you were our best friend
— it's one of the last things he did say.
Mrs. M. Thank you for telling me — I know you'll
be a good boy, Thomas.
Thomas. I'll try. Good-bye, M'm.
Mrs. M. [As Thomas goes toivards doorJ\ Oh, but
you must shake hands with me. [Quickly taking some-
thing front her purse^ There is a sovereign for your
little pocket.
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Thomas. [Half reluctant.] Thank you, M'm, but I
didn't want that to remember you by. [Raises his
head as he takes her hand and looks at her.] I'll never
forget you as long as I live.
Mrs, M. I don't believe you will. Good-bye,
dear Thomas, may you grow up strong and well, and
be a brave man. [Stoops and kisses his cheek.
[Thomas's head droops, as if to hide his tears,
he touches his forelock, quite ignores Lady S.
Exit without saying a word, closing door
softly.
Mrs. M. [Looking after him.] Ah
Lady S. My dear Evelyn, how could you kiss the
charwoman's son — the boy who blacks your shoes ?
Mrs. M. He looked so little to be going across
the world alone, I couldn't bear to see his pale face
and sad eyes. And I thought of how he had sobbed
the morning he heard that May was bettei" — and of
his father as I saw him last, lying still, with the
surprised smile on his face.
Curtain.
ACT II
Time. — Present. Seventeen years later than la^t Act. An
afternoon in April.
Scene. — Sittins-room in Lord Barnstaple's villa at
Alassio, charmingly J urnished. Wide doors at hack
leading on to loggia, with marble or stone balustrade,
and steps in centre leading down to orange- garden.
The orange-trees should be seen, beaming fruit and
blossom. At the back mountains and olive-trees ; at
one side a bit of the blue Mediterranean.
Seated on the right is Julia {now Lady Caxton),
about thirty-six, beautiful, pleasant, but distant in
mariner to any but her own people. She is
reading some letters ; the post has evidently just
come in.
At the grand piano on the left May Murison is
playing very softly. She is twenty-three, girlish,
fair, charming.
By the window Sir James Caxton is standing looking
a good deal older than in the last Act.
Far down stage Robert Vallide, Sen., stands listen-
ing to the piano. He is a tall, shrewd, eager man
of fifty-five, keen, business-like, and kindly.
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Vallide. [To Julia.] Do you know, Lady Caxton,
I believe I have heard that tune before ?
Lady C. [Amused.] May ! Mr. Vallide says he knows
that tune !
May. It is a very old one— it's Sullivan's " Distant
Shore."
Vallide. I'd like it again. They used to play it
at Montreal in old clays. It always made me feel
home-sick.
Sir J. [To Vallide.] Isn't it time you went to
meet your nephew.
Vallide. [Looking at watch.] You are right, Sir
James, it is. If that train's punctual he'll be here in
a quarter of an hour. Thank you, Miss Murison.
[Gets up and goes towards door.
Julia. Go through the garden — it's nearer.
Vallide. I will. [Ej:it by garden. Looks back and
says :] Here's Lord Stratton coming.
[May begins to play.
Voice. May ! Are you there .''
[She evidently hears but goes on playing. Lord
Stratton (25), a heavy, stupid-looking young
man, is seen coming up the loggia.
Sir J, [To May.] Geoff's calling you.
Geoff. May ! [Entering the room.'] I say, do come
out
May. [Stands up and nods her head at him.] I don't
want to come out.
Geoff. Yes, you do, I want to talk to you.
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May. [Sits donm and he^ns to play and sing again.]
I don't want be talked to.
Geoff. Oh, all right.
[Marches off" into the garden. Evidently cross,
Julia. [Armised.] I must say you are a very cool
young lady.
May. Dear Julia, why am I cool ?
Julia. Are you not engaged to GeofF .''
May. No, not yet, though in a sort of way I have
given in this morning — at least I said I'd try and
marry him. Mother wants it so much, and he's
Uncle Edward's son.
Julia. It doesn't seem to strike you that Geoff is
the only son of Lord Barnstaple, and one of the best
partis in London.
May. Poor old Geoff !
Julia. Most girls would jump at him.
May. Poor old Geoff !
Re-enter Geoff.
Geoff. [To Julia.] I say, Julia, make her come for
a walk.
May. I don't want to go for a walk — I want to
see Mr. Robert Vallide. He'll be here directly ;
his uncle has gone to the station to meet him — he's
frightfully pleased at the idea of his nephew getting
into Parliament, and I want to see what he is like.
Geoff. The blessed carpet-bagger.
May. He isn't a carpet-bagger.
Geoff. Well, tub-thumper. Do come out.
May. I want to stay here.
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Geoff. You're awfully disagreeable this time. . . .
The Pippins want me to go and stay with them in
Paris.
May. [Pickifig up a letter from the piano J\ Well —
you like Miss Pippin. [To Julia.] I've had a long
letter from mother. She's so pleased with our new
house on Campden Hill — she is getting it ready,
working like a Trojan — how did Trojans work — hard,
Geoff?
Geoff. Why — like Trojans. [Looking round.^ I'm
getting sick of this place, too much scenery about —
there's no room for anything lively.
May. You'd better go to Paris.
Geoff. I will if you worry me so.
Enter Ida, (^4) pretty and lively.
May. Here's Ida. Is Aunt Sarah better .''
[Gets up a7id goes towards Ida.
Ida. a little — but she's very cross.
Julia. What have you been reading to her ?
Ida. Jane Austen. She says all her people are
tiresome, and all their aims trivial. And, she doesn't
care how well they are done, she wouldn't have
known thera for the world, and doesn't want to hear
about them.
Julia. Is she coming down to tea .''
Ida. I don't know. I told her Mr. Vallide's
nephew was coming. She asked what he was like.
M ay. What did you say .''
Ida. I told her that he had the New World vigour
and the Old World politeness.
THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS 117
May. Why — Ida, you are quite eloquent.
Ida. [With jnock pathos.^ It doesn't matter, he likes
some one else, as usual. He told me all about her
one evening.
May. About whom ?
Ida. [May turns her head and listens.^ Some girl he
remembers. He hasn't seen her for years, but he
always wonders everywhere he goes if she will be
there.
May. How sweet of him. [To Geoff as they saunter
towards the loggia together.^ Very well, I'll come for a
little while. [Ida goes to the piano, vmkes business.
[Sir James rvatches Geoff and May dis-
appear.
[Julia takes up a letter in her lap and says
to Ida.
Julia. Evelyn only just missed getting the old
house in Regent's Park again.
Ida. Really ! I didn't know May had this waltz.
\L00ki71g at music.
Sir J. What, the house where Lady Sarah abused
me for proposing to you }
Julia. It didn't make any difference.
Sir J. No, it didn't make any difference — in one
way — good thing Evelyn's not going back to it.
Julia. Why .'' [Ida might play softly.
Sir J. It was there that she heard that her
husband was killed in Egypt.
Julia. [iVoc?.v.] Seventeen years ago. How strange
of you to think of that.
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Sir J. I think of a good many things. [Restlessly.]
I wish this young man would arrive
Ida. [At piano.] Anxious to see your successor.
Cousin Jim .''
Sir J. Want to get out of poUtics — but I want to
get out of everything.
Julia. Oh, Jim, we all do sometimes. Life could
be such a wonderful thing — only it isn't.
Sir J. [Sheepishly.'] Well, I bought you that ivory
carving to day, it's coming home when it's cleaned
up
Enter Lord Barnstaple. He is past middle age.
Thorough Tory, a little stiff hut kind, as all his
people are ; agreeable and pleasantly condescend-
ing in man7ier.
Sir J. Well, Barnstaple ?
Julia. [To Sir J.] Oh! . . . [To Lord B.] Jim
has bought that ivorj- for me, Uncle Edward. '
Lord B. Awfully good of him, my dear. He is
always finding pretty things for you. Where is
Vallide ?
Julia. Gone to meet his nephew.
Lord B. Ah ! [Rings.
Enter Servant.
[To Servant.] See that a room is ready for Mr.
Robert Vallide — Mr Vallide's nephew. He will
arrive almost directly.
Servant. Yes, my lord. [Exit Servant.
Julia. [To Lord B.] Uncle Edward, did you know
that Mr. Vallide wasn't a Canadian .''
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Lord B. Of course. He's a West of England
man. Went out young to make his way, I imagine.
Sir J. That's why he's so keen on education.
Lord B. He did a great deal for it in Canada.
Sir J. Felt that he didn't get enough of it himself,
probably.
Lord B. He knows a good deal. I am never very
keen on the people who have made what they call
their pile and hail from — anywhere. But I like
Vallide. When I was doing the Colonies — he was
at Ottawa then — he took me all over the Canadian
Pacific, so I saw a good deal of him. I hadn't seen
him since till I met him at Monte Carlo the other
day — doing Europe — and it was my turn to show
civilities.
Ida. You knew his nephew first in Canada, didn't
you, father ?
Lord B. He came out after taking his degree.
Julia. And then ? — the nephew, I mean .''
Lord B. Then — he turned up in London anxious
to go into politics or something of that sort. Our
Party had just got in, I wanted a Pxivate Secretary,
and he was good enough to come to me. But we
were turned out after a few months.
Julia. You were all such rabid Tories, what could
you expect .f"
Lord B. I wish there were moi-e of us ; this
country wasn't built for a democracy — or by one.
And Socialism, if it comes, will pull it down and only
leave chaos in its place. Young Vallide is a remarkable
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man and I shall be glad if he gets in for Field-
borough.
Sir J. Perhaps he'll wake them up. I never did.
Lord B. They're waking up of their own accord
— that's the worst of it.
[Lord B. crosses over to Sir J.
Ida. [Looking up from the piatio.] Geoff's American
friends the Pippins are in Paris, father. Colonel
Endsleigh is going out to them for a few days and
may come on here.
Lord B. Ah ! A good fellow, Endsleigh.
Lady C. [Looks up quickly at the mention of Ends-
leigh's wrtw/e. 7'o Ida.] He's coming to Alassio ?
Sir J. [Siilkih/, watching his tvife.] Why should he
come here ?
Julia. Why shouldn't he .^ 1 knew him when I
was a girl — before he went to India
Sir J. Well, you don't now.
Ida. He's a great friend of mine. Cousin James.
Sir J. Friend of yours — is he ? Oh — if that's it !
[Pause.
Lord B. Look here, Caxton, when young Vallide
comes we had better get to business at once.
[Saunters to Sin J. on loggia.
Re-enter Geoff and May together from garden, they
pass Sir J. and Lord B., 7vho make way for them
to pass. Geoff is evidently put out.
Geoff. [To Julia.] We are not getting on a bit.
May. Not a bit.
Geoff. May used to be much nicer.
THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS 121
May. But I am deteriorating. I'm much nicer
now than I shall be presently.
Geoff. I sha'n't stand it.
May. [Provokingli/ and laughing.] Don't, dear Geott",
don't. [Sir J. and Lord B. get out of hearing.
Ida. You are the strangest creatures.
Geoff. May used to be a nice girl.
May. I'm not now.
Geoff. No, you're not. I've half a mind to go to
Paris.
May. There's a great deal going on there.
Geoff. Yes, there is — and they want me.
May. [Teasingly.] I am sure they do. If you took
the six o'clock train from here, to-day, you would be
there to-morrow morning ?
Geoff. [Savagely ^ Oh !
[Goes off hurriedly through the loggia.
Ida. [Who, with Julia, has been looking on at them
half amused.] Really, May, you do worry him.
May. I can't help it. I'm very fond of him ; he's
a dear boy, but I don't want to marry him — that's
the whole story — I — don't — want — to — marry — him.
Ida. I wonder where he's gone.''
[Goes out to loggia and looks after him; thus
Julia and May are left inrlually alone.
May. I can't bear telling Ida that I don't want
Geoff — because he is her brother ; but what can
I do}
Julia. There isn't any one else .''
May. No. But it would be dreadfully slow to
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marry a cousin — not like being married at all ; only
like staying on a life-long visit to a relation.
Julia. He has been fond of you so long now.
May. [Nods.] Ever since that summer in Switzer-
land — years ago — when I had a pig-tail — he pulled
it when we quarrelled. But he killed all the wasps.
Julia. It's splendid of Uncle Edward to want you
to marry him.
May. Oh yes, I know ; and mother does too. I
rt?H trying. But the Barnstaples are poor; GeofF
ought to marry money — and I want to wait for the
fairy prince.
Julia. The fairy prince generally comes too soon
or too late. . . . Don't marry Geoff if you don't love
him ! There's only one thing in a woman's life
worth playing for, and, if she misses it, everything
else is a makeshift.
May. [Change of' ma7mer.] I wonder — did you take
makeshifts .'^
Julia. I took the things I was told I couldn't do
without. That's what many women do — [in a low
voice, fvitk a glance towards Sir James] — but — I have
played the game fairly.
May. [Gravely.] Dear Julia
[Ida saunters in, and, as she does so, May takes
up a white parasol that has been by the
piano.
May. I'm going down to the Curiosity Shop —
there are two old Savona pots that mother would
like
THOMAS AND THE FRLNCESS 123
Ida, Take GeoiF with you.
May. We should only quarrel. ... It is warm
enough for July. [Exit by loggia.
Ida. May never seems to fall in love with any one,
and evert/ one does with her.
Julia. I know.
Ida. I wish they did with me ; but I am the kind
of girl that men call a good sort and tell things to —
that's all.
Julia. I saw you sitting out for hours with Mr.
Robert Vallide at the Benson Greys'.
Ida. I daresay, and we talked about other people
— people who care to talk about themselves.
JuLL\. [Suddenli/.] Perhaps he'll fall in love with
May — it wouldn't please her mother.
Ida. No, it wouldn't . . . Men are very strange.
There was Teddy Haston — he used to ride with me
every day, but he never said a word. ... I believe
he's dumb.
JuLL'v. I thought girls didn't want to be married
nowadays.
■ Ida. I don't want to be married, but I should like
to have a crowd of lovers following me — it must
cheer one up so — as it is, no one has ever proposed
to me at all, except Colonel Endsleigh.
Julia. [Quic/cli/.] Frank Endsleigh ! Did ^e PWhen ?
Ida. In January ; and even he wasn't in love — told
me he never had been since he first went to India.
He cared for some girl then, but she married for
money
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Julia. Y^'rying to keep her mantier natural.^t Why
didn't you accept him ?
Ida. Why should I .'' A middle-aged man, not
even in love with me }
Julia. [^Rueftdly?^ Yes, he's middle-aged— —
Re-enter Lord B., Sir James and Geoff, 7iot May.
liORD B. [Ha/J' amused, half vexed.^ Look here,
Geoff and May have been squabbling again — he says
you were both here, so you know about it
Geoff. And I'm tired of it, I shall go to Paris.
Endsleigh's there, and the Pippins— Janetta Pippin
is worth a dozen of May — I believe she'd
Lord B. Nonsense, my boy — we don't want any
Miss Janetta Pippins in our family. You have told
us all a dozen times that your heart is set on marry-
ing May.
Geoff. It was — but it isn't now.
Lord B. She was just coming round.
Geoff. I don't believe she'll ever come round.
Look here, let me go for a week to Paris — she told
me to go, and I should like to take her at her
word
Lord B. Suppose she asks you to stay — what
then }
Geoff. Why — Oh I — she won't — not she
Ida. Fathei', let him go — it would be far better.
\^Bell heard.^
Julia. There's the front door bell. ^Mr. Vallide
bringing in his nephew with proper formality, I
suppose.
THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS 125
Geoff. I'll get out of the way.
Julia [To Ida,] And they don't want us.
[Exeimt Julia, Ida, and Geoff hi/ garden.
[Stage left to Lord B. and Sir James.
Enter Servant.
Servant. Mr. Vallide and Mr. Robert Vallide.
Enter Mr. Vallide a7id Robert Vallide. Robert
is about twenty seven, good- looking, good vmnners,
with an air of reserve and simjdicity. He should
have a distinctive personality as of a strong mati
able to hold his own.
Lord B. [Going forwai-d to him.^ How do you do,
Vallide ? Good of you to come. Not very tired,
after your journey .''
Robert. Not at all — [shaking hands] — and de-
lighted to come.
Lord B. Do you know Sir James Caxton .''
Sir J, How do you do ? [Shaking hands.]
Lord B. Well now ! Are your things here
Robert. I left them at the hotel on my way up.
Lord B. Oh — but we expect you to stay with us —
plenty of room.
Robert. But
Lord B. We want you — then we can talk over
things at leisure.
Robert. [After a little pause.] Thank you very much
— my uncle refuses to take me on to Rome with him-
Lord B. Good : we are here for another ten days,
and my sister — Lady Sarah St ration — she has kept
126 THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS
house for me since my wife died — is expecting you.
Now — shall we get to business ? Your uncle wants
to go to-night, so there isn't much time.
Sir J. I don't know whether I need stay ?
Lord B. Yes — yes — we want you. [To Robert.]
No doubt you were surprised to get your uncle's
telegram.
Robert. [ With a smile.] No. He was always prompt
— and always telegraphs.
Vallide. Ah ! the world I live in is a sturdy
youngster, in a hurry to overtake the old one.
Lord B. Quite right — let's sit down. [To Robert.]
Mr. Vallide, your uncle expects a great deal of you.
Vallide, I do. He must be Prime Minister some
day.
Robert. Rather a large order. Uncle Bob !
Vallide. It can be done — step by step. One gets
to the top of a house by a ladder, not a jump.
Lord B. [With a smile.] There's generally a trap-
door, and narrow stairs that lead to it, [T^iming to
Robert.] Is your interest in politics as keen as ever ?
Robert. Quite.
Lord B. Good. Have you thought of going into
Parliament .^
Robert. Yes — but I didn't expect
Lord B. Of course not, never expect anything. . . .
Sir James intends to resign his seat for Fieldboroueh
at the end of the Session. I happened to mention
it to your uncle the other night, with the result that
— well, the telegram.
THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS 127
Robert. You think
Lord B, 1 can think of nobody better to suggest to
the Party than yourself— my opinion is sure to be
asked on account of my local influence — and we
shall be most fortunate if we can induce you to
stand.
Sir J. It would bother you less than most places ;
there isn't much to subscribe to, and it's a good way
from London . . . they can't bring you down for
every bazaar or vestry meeting.
Robert, [To Lord B.] I should be delighted if I
thought I had a chance.
Lord B. Chance — of course you'd have an excellent
chance. It might be well to get some local standing,
if you rented a place, for instance. I believe there'd
be no difficulty. [Looking towards old Vallide,]
Vallide. [Quickli/.] None. He can have as much
money as he pleases, and half a million the day I see
M.P. written after his name. There'll be another
half-million when I die.
Robert. This won't do. [Puiting his ha?id on his
uncle s shoulder. '\ You mustn't take any notice of
him. Lord Barnstaple.
Vallide. You are my boy. I haven't any one else.
Robert. Yes, Uncle Bob, I'm your boy, but too old
to be tipped any longer.
Lord B. Well, we shall be at Fieldborough at Whit-
suntide, perhaps you'll come down and see a little of
the neighbourhood.
Robert. Thank you very much. You have
128 THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS
taken me by surprise. But it is what I would like
immensely,
Valude. You can spend money like water.
Robert. No ! Uncle Bob. It's difficult to disap-
point you, but you gave me the weapons to fight my
own battle, and you must let me do it. I don't want
to spend money like water, and I'm not going to take
that half-million — while you live at any rate. You
may want to alter your mind about it, before you
die.
Lord B. There'll be expenses.
Robert. They needn't be extravagant — and [look-
ing at his uncle] I can meet them. I am modern
enough to want only the money I've worked for.
Lord B. Humph — I hope your views are sound —
some of us, you see, can't help having money with-
out working for it.
Robert. An inheritance — excellent. It gives
people a chance to do all sorts of things for the world
that would never get done at all if everybody had to
work for a living. Don't think I imagine that the
working class consists only of those who earn money
— some of the best work in the whole world has been
done by men who never earned a penny in the tech-
nical sense — they wouldn't have been able to do it if
they had been poor.
Lord B. Good. And on other points }
Robert. On all points I am, politically, precisely
what I was when I had the honour of being your
Private Secretary.
THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS 129
Lord B. That's right.
Robert. But I should like to try for Fieldborough
without taking a place, or trying to dazzle the
electors. If there's a fight, all the better, but I don't
want a money one.
Sir J. Quite right. Money's overrated. I never
got anything out of it, and if people can get it out
of you they never want anything else ; it's generally
a most degrading element in human life.
Vallide. Well — it's only a man with a comfortable
income who can afford to say that.
Sir J. [To Vallide.] I daresay — I don't think you
want me any more just now — 1 shall be happy to
be of use to your nephew if I can.
[Emt Sir James bij loggia.
Lord B. [Tnming to Robert,] You are a pretty
good speaker, I believe }
Robert. I haven't had much opportunity, except
at the Union — at Oxford, which doesn't count for
much.
Lord B. Well, but you helped Fuller with his
election .''
Robert. I did a little.
[Sir James, at e?id of loggia, signs to Lord B.,
as if he wanted to speak to him.
Lord B. [Evidently pleased with Robert's modesty.^
Ah ! I think we shall get on. [To the Uncle Vallide ]
He is quite right.
Vallide. I'm delighted to hear you say it, my lord.
Lord B. And don't be disappointed. Some day
I
130 THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS
he will marry; then you can settle that half-million
on his wifC; or his heirs^ he'll want it as a background
to his career, though he refuses it as a foundation.
Vallide. [Good-7iaturedli/.] I'm very angry with
him, but I rather like him for it
Lord B. One moment — I think Caxton wants to
speak to me.
[Eocit Lord B. to loggia, where he stands well
out of hearing, talking to Sir J.
Robert. Thank you for that, Uncle Bob. \Then
with a change of manner.^ And look here, it was
splendid of you to telegraph for me, and Barnstaple's
a brick. I'll fight Fieldborough with all my might,
if I get the chance. He said I was ambitious —
he's right — I am. Don't be afraid, Uncle Bob,
no trap-doors or back staircases, but look up to
the topmost rung, I'll make for it. Probably I shall
come down crash like the Master- Builder, but never
mind.
Vallide. I'll make the fall soft for you if you do.
[Robert shakes his head.^ And Lord Barnstaple gave
me a tip just now by which I'll cheat the death-due-
monger of a good deal all the same
Robert. You immoral old scoundrel.
Vallide. \^Delighted.] So you'd better set about
collecting them.
Robert. Collecting what .''
Vallide. Belongings. A wife, to begin with
Robert. No, thank you
Vallide. I think Lady Ida's sweet on you-
THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS 131
Robert. Nonsense. She's a good sort, but not
that kind of girl. I say — [change of vianner] — it's
awfully kind of Lord Barnstaple to ask me to stay
here, but I wish you'd let me go on to Rome with
you to-morrow.
Vallide. [Firmly.] No, my boy, it would bother
me. It's always been my way to see what I've got,
then to put it aside. Do you remember when you
came out to Canada first ? Why, after a couple of
days I wondered what I was going to do with you.
Luckily, you had to be educated, that took you off.
Just the same when you came back. I couldn't
sleep the night before you arrived, but once I'd
seen you again I didn't want you to stay very long.
When a man's lived his life alone he has to be left to
himself to the end. . . . Perhaps we mayn't get
another word together this journey, but think over
the hint I've given you. When you marry want
to be proud of your wife
Robert. [Gaily.] You shall
Vallide. She'll be proud enough of yo
Robert. Don't say that or I shall have we rd
future.
Vallide. You're pure gold
Robert. Pure gold is too soft for the wear and
tear of this world, Uncle Bob — and you make me
feel like the good young man who died.
Vallide. Who was he ?
Robert. He painted beautifully in water-colours,
and of such is the Kingdom of Heaven. Not my
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sort, Uncle Bob — I want to live, to live ! I'm not
the puny, half-starved boy any more — you nourished
me, and the fresh life of the New World — where it
is still morning time and the strength of the day is
before it — stirs my pulses sometimes till I feel as if I
could carry the univei'se in a bag swung over my
shoulders.
Vallide. That's what I want you to do — that's
what I want. \Lo7ver tone.'\ They're coming.
Enter Julia and Ida hy loggia.
Ida. How do you do, Mr. Vallide? [Shakes kands.^
You know my cousin. Lady Caxton .'' [Ida rings the
bcov
Julia. iTo Robert.] How do you do.'' We all
know you.
Re-enter Sir James and Lord B., talking ; they
hang back at first.
Servants come in with tea.
[Ida crosses stage with Robert Vallide. He
and she stand Jirst, then sit on sofa l.,
grand piano behind them.
Ida. \Turni71g to Robert.] I'm so glad you were
able to come.
Robert. So am I.
Ida. [Looking round and speaking to Lady Caxton.]
Julia, I wonder if you would make tea — I want to
talk to Mr. Vallide.
Julia. Of course. [Sit own to table, with Sir J.
and Lord B. near her.^
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Ida. [Tiirning again to Robert.] Father tells me
that he has asked you to come to us at Court Acres
— Fieldborough, you know.
Robert. I shall look forward to it.
Ida. It's very dull — Sir James was horribly bored
— but they are waking up — that's what father is so
afraid of, for then they'll want to go away — there
isn't enough work for them there.
Robert. It must be found ! Every place should
have its own industry — its own workers — work that
can be done under a clear sky and in pure air. We
want to grow strong men, not anaemics cooped up in
cities
Ida. Tell them so ! Sir James wouldn't talk to
them.
Robert. He sees things
Ida. [Quickly.] I think that too. Perhaps a spell
has been put upon him, and he has to be silent.
Robert. Perhaps. [Looking round.] This place is
like a dream, and a spell sounds the most natural
thing in the world. Looks round at the tea-table.:
[Change of manner.] Some tea .''
Ida. Please. [They go together to the tea-table at
which Julia is presidiiig, but remain standing.
Robert. [To Ida.] By the way, I met a friend of
yours at dinner the other night— Colonel Endsleigh.
[Julia looks up.
Ida. [Demwely.] Oh,
Robert. He said he was coming to Paris and
Monte Carlo, and going back by Genoa.
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Sir J. [Grimipili/ .] When is he going back to India ?
Robert. In October
Sir J. [JVho lias been listeimig.^ Ah !
Robert. [To Ida.] Now — bread and butter !
[Ha7ids some to Ida, who retreats towards sofa again
with her tea. Robert puts the plate back on table
and turns to rejo'm Ida — looks towards garden, gives
a little start, hesitates, and says in a different tone:^
Who is that coming up the garden by the orange-
trees ?
[Ida turns her head as May Murison conies up
the steps to the loggia.
Ida. Oh, it's my cousin. [Robert stands stock-still
staring at her. Ida, looking at him in surprise, after a
paused] Do you know her .''
Robert. [Without moving his eyes from May.] No.
Enter May. Robert stands hesitating. He and
she look at each other.
Julia. [To May.] Did you get your pots.''
May. I did.
Lord B. [Gets ?
i?ig it. ^ What is the good
of gold when you want bread.'' [Checking hetself.]
Shall you ask Ida again .''
Ends. I couldn't to-day. [With a change of voice. ^
The sight of you always pulls the strings of everything
that is strongest in me.
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{He stoops suddenly and kisses her hand, which
is resting on the back of the seat, his face is
three-quarter toivards garden, hers turned
away from it.
[Robert appears from garden right; the two
men look at each other for one second and
Robert retreats. A minute later his voice is
heard as if advancing.
Robert. All right, Sir James, Endsleigh is here.
[Julia rises quickly , goes toivards house, but stops
as Sir James appears. She and Endsleigh
stand facing him from different points.
Sir J. [Looking from one to the other. ^^ Eh — inter-
rupted a talk }
Ends. [Rather stiffly.^ Lady Caxton and I are old
old friends.
Sir J. I am aware of it. Sorry to be in the way,
but
Julia. [Haughtily.^ You needn't apologise — we had
finished what we had to say.
Enter Lord B.frotn the garden, evidently hurried.
Lord B. Oh, there you are, Endsleigh. You have
only ten minutes — barely that, unless you stay till
to-morrow .''
Ends. I fear not. Where are the young ladies .''
I want to say good-bye to them.
Lord B. [Looking rotmd.] I thought they were
here. But there's no time — I am going with you to
the station. [To Robert.] Come too?
[Robert hesitates.
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Ends. Yes do^ Vallide.
Robert. I will, if you wish it.
Ends. Good-bye, Lady Caxton. I don't know if
we shall meet again before I go back to India. But
if I am in London
Sir J. [Firm/y.'\ We shall probably be away.
Julia. [To Endsleigh.] And you will have a great
deal to do.
Lord B. Come — come — you'll lose that train.
It's nearer by the garden.
[Turns toivards extreme left.
Julia. Good-bye.
[Shakes hands with Endsleigh and turns away.
[Exeunt Robert, Lord B., a7id Endsleigh hy
garden.
[Julia and Sir James alone.
Sir J. What were you talking to Endsleigh
about ?
Julia. [Defia?itly.^ I shall not tell you.
Sir J. Oh ! — well, I can take care of my own.
Julia. [Bitterly.] Take care of your own — your
own. You mean that you are always watching me
— listening — spying upon me.
Sir J. That's rather a strong word.
Julia. Yes, too strong perhaps, but you seem to be
always suspecting me — and the everlasting together-
ness of marriage, as you interpret it, is terrible.
Sir J. What do you mean .''
Julia. I mean that I want to be free, to be
trusted, not to be perpetually stalked. . . . Can't
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you understand that every human being longs to be
alone sometimes. Oh, the luxury of it !
Sir J. You weren't alone just now.
Julia. That has nothing to do with it. [Softening.]
I don't mean to be brutal, but I am distracted —
leave me — go away, James. [Holding out her hand, half
entreating.'] I want to be by myself. [Turns towards
house and half hesitates, then goes back towards middle
of stage.] And I want to go back to England, I can't
bear this any longer
Sir J. I'll take you back to-morrow.
Julia. Take me back — oh, of course ! Go in and
leave me — now at any rate.
[He turns towards the house, and stops as
Lady S. hobbles out on to the loggia, making
business with her slick, ^c. Sir J. helps to
seat her in her chair, gives a sort of grujit,
looks back at Julia, then exit.
Lady S. Thank you.
[Julia, standing in the middle of the stage, looks
in the direction Endsleigh has gone, and
gives a sigh of relief.
[Lady S. pretends not to see her for a moment.
E?iter Servant with a telegram.
Servant. [To Lady S.] It's a telegram for Mr.
Vallide, my lady.
Lady S. [Crossly.] Well,, you must find him —
where is he ?
Julia. [IFzYA a start, going towards Lady S.] He has
gone to see Colonel Endsleigh off. [To Servant.]
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He can only be at the turn of the road. [Looking
lefi.^ You might run after him^ perhaps it's impor-
tant — then he can answer it from the station,
[Exit Servant. Julia, with a quick passionate
movement, throws herself on her knees beside
the chair, and puts her arms round Lady
Sarah.
Julia. Aunt Sarah, I want you, I want you so.
Lady S. He hasn't been making love to you .''
Julia. No, he never cared, and Aunt Caroline
spoke to him — before he went to India.
Lady S. I knew she had
Julia. He told a girl on board the boat about me,
and fell in love with her. He has been infatuated
with her more or less all his life till lately. With
her — not with me — with her. [A sort of hysterical
laugh.] Oh, Aunt Sarah, what fools women are, and
yet he was good and honest — at least that.
Lady S. I have no patience with good men, they
are always stupid. My dear — [sootlmig Julia] —
I knew she'd spoken to him that night ; he was a
young idiot. [Pause.
Julia. [In a ivhisper.'\ I'm frightened for May.
Lady S. For May .^
Julia. It may be the same story over again.
Lady S. [Stijiing a twinge of gout which makes her
wince ^ What do you mean.'*
Julia. She has been falling in love with Mr.
Vallide ; I've seen it, and Evelyn would never hear
of it, you know
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Lady S. Never !
Julia. Besides
Lady S. Besides what ?
Julia. There's some one else — he told Ida about
her — some one he has thought of all his life.
Lady S. \Tho%ightfully\. I believe he cares for
May — 1 saw his face — I am old, but I know the
signs.
Julia. It may be just the glamour of Italy and the
spring, as it was the glamour of the river and
the walled garden at Hampton Court that I mis-
took. Frank didn't care — and look at Geoff — he
thought he cared about May, for years — and now
this American girl.
Lady S. Young men ought to be hanged, in rows.
As for May — as you say, her mother would never hear
of it. The young man might as well care for the
moon as far as she is concerned.
[Ida and May appear from end of garden on r.
Julia. Hush, here she is.
[Julia stands up quickly in the shadow under
the loggia by Lady S.'s chair with her back
to the house. Ida goes forward towards
loggia. May remaiiis in centre of stage
looking up at the ruined church on the
mountain. Then sits, r. The tivilight
deepens,
Ida. [To Julia, laughing.] They've gone, haven't
they ? I didn't want to say good-bye to Colonel
Endsleigh.
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LadyS. \Sha7-ply.'\ Oh — why not^ pray ?
Julia. Why not ?
Ida. yin a low tone to Julia.] If dumb men can't
talk, they can sometimes write. I've had a letter
from one this evening.
May. Isn't it splendid that they light up the
church to-night ? Mr. Vallide will see it.
Julia. [Going towards her.^ The princess lighted it
up, and waited for her lover ; but he never came.
May. [Dreamily I\ Perhaps their spirits are stealing
back to it now, through and through the shadows
Julia. What does it matter .'' They are not human
any more.
[Lord B. appears at door of loggia evidently
rather excited, and speaking ptestnnably to a
servant behind him.
Lord B. Send them all on at once. [To every owe.]
I've got some news for you.
Ida. News !
Lord B. Vallide has gone. Had a telegram just
as we started.
May. [Getting up quickly.^ Gone !
Lord B. Gone on with Endsleigh to catch the
express for Rome. Uncle there down with fever —
wants his nephew to take him back to Canada — sails
from Genoa early next week.
Mav. To Canada ?
Lord B. It's the deuce. Vallide feels he ought to
go. I was to tell you, and say good-bye to you all.
The worst of it is that he has no idea when he will
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be back. The uncle may be ill for a long time, and
keep him over there. I'd made all sorts of plans
with him for next week in London — very tire-
some.
Lady S. [Drops her stick ; he picks it up and gives it
to her.] Humph !
May. To Canada 1
Lord B. Awkward, isn't it ? You see — [to Lady
S.] — if he goes What is it, another twinge ?
[Arranges her cushions, SfC.
Julia. [Going closer to May.] Did he tell you he
loved you .''
May. [In a whisper.] No — but he does. I know he
does.
Julia. There is some one else ?
May. No ! there is fio one else. ... I can't
believe that he is gone
Julia. [A /most in a whisper.] He'll never come
back. It is always the same story. He will never,
never come back.
Lady S. [To Lord B.] What did he say } Was he
upset .''
Lord B. Yes, a good deal, but — I say ! Look at
the ruin I [They all look up at the ruined church on
the mountain, which is illuminated.] Pity Vallide isn't
here. He spoke of it the last thing. He wanted to
see it.
May. [Almost staggering.] The princess's lover
never saw it — he never saw it lighted up.
Julia. He never came back. [Sofi music] Listen !
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They 'are chaunting a ghostly Mass — a Mass for the
dead. [A soft Mass is heard in the distance — vert/
faiiitly. Whispers.] He never came back !
May. Julia ! [Staggers toivards seat.]
Curtain.
ACT IV
Time. — Three tveeks later.
Scene. — A sitting-room in Mrs. Murison's house on
Campden Hill. A pretty room with chintzes, Sfc.
{obviously on Jirst, not ground, Jloo)-), Jireplace r.,
7vith door same side lower down; door l. At the
back facing the stage t?vo inidlioned windows, square
paned and pretty. When open they show trees in
blossom in the garden, laburnums, t^r., between the
windows there is a little white bookshelf.
When the curtain draws up Mrs, Murison, Lord
Barnstaple, and Lady Sarah Stratton are
discovered.
Lord B. [Looking round.'\ I think you've done
very well, Evelyn. It's an extremely pleasant
house.
Mrs. M. This is May's OAvn little sitting-room.
Lady S. When she is married it will do for Dora
— Edward, we ought to go.
Mrs. M. Won't you wait and see Julia .'' She'll be
down directly. James is coming for her at half-past
three.
Lord B. I am glad to hear it, I don't know what
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happened between them at Alassio. [To Mrs. M.]
Do you ?
Lady S. I can tell you, my dear Edward. Julia
wanted to get rid of him for a fortnight. All women
want to get rid of men sometimes — but we can't
make them believe it.
Lord B. She could have stayed quietly in Eaton
Square — he hasn't been in London.
Lady S. But she wanted to get away not only from
James Caxton, but from everything that was his — to
think out things and set her life straight.
Lord B, Well, I give it up — something went
wrong, Julia insisted on bringing May back to her
mother — pretended she wanted her. Caxton came
as far as Dover with them, then went off to Field-
borough and sulked.
Mrs. M. He has written to her — they are going
home together. . . . You've not told me anything
about Ida — and Frank Endsleigh.
Lady S. He has gone to Sicily — till he goes back
to India.
Lord B. There's no idea of anything between
them. He's too old. Teddy Haston is always
about the house now — the youth has merit.
Mrs. M, His people are extremely nice. [7'o Lord
B.] You will be very lonely if she marries too, Uncle
Edward.
Lord B. Well— no doubt we shall see a great deal
of Geoff and his American young lady — who has
charming manners.
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Lady S. But her mother is tiresome— I knew she
would be.
Lord B. She'll go back to America ; and the tur-
bulence of the Atlantic settles many difficulties.
Lady S. The girl's pretty
Mrs. M. I hear she's lovely.
Lord B. Well, you'll be able to judge for yourself
this afternoon. They are coming to see you — but he
told me to say he was afraid they could not get here
till half-past five.
Enter May.
May. Julia will be down in ten minutes.
Lord B. I don't think we can wait. We like
your new house, May
May. And my little sitting-room }
Lord B. It's charming, my dear. But — [looking
at kei-] — you don't look as well as you did at Alassio
— how's that .''
May. It's only London. [Goes over to the bookshelf
between the windows.] Italy is an enchanted land
Mrs. M. She has been so quiet since she came
back.
May. Do you like my bookshelf, Aunt Sarah ?
Lady S. Bookshelf.? Oh yes, I notice that that
is one of the modern affectations. Girls must have
little bookshelves now — painted white— full of little
books, nicely bound.
May. [Laughing.] Modern poets— precious essays
— pocket editions of the classics — and sometimes we
read them.
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Lord B. My dear, you are growing cynical. [Looks
at he?- curioushj.^ Have you heard from Vallide ?
Mrs. M. Why should May hear from Mr. Vallide?
Lord B. I should say it's not unlikely —they were
gi-eat friends.
May. Do you know where he is, Uncle Edward ? —
Is he coming back from Canada ?
Lord B. He hasn't gone to Canada. His uncle is
much better and sailed two days ago. Vallide
arrived in London this morning.
Mrs. M. [Pleasantly.'] Who is this Mr. Vallide.^
Lord B. The new candidate for Fieldborough ; we
all liked him very much at Alassio.
Lady S. I understand that he'll be Prime Minister
some day.
Lord B, He's very well thought of, I can tell
you
Mrs. M. Yes, but ivho is he ?
Lord B. He is the nephew of a man I met in
Canada — who did a great deal for education — and
designed a few railways — a millionaire of course.
The young man came over here and was my private
secretary when I was in office.
Lady S. He's an Englishman — but we don't know
who his people are — or whether he has any
Mrs. M. I see — pushing himself to the front with
the help of his uncle's money — and careful to say
nothing about his antecedents, like those people at
Montreux
May. Mother, you mustn't say that ! You can't
THOMAS AND THE PRINCESS 175
think how delightful he is — how simple — and clever
— and well-bred
Mrs, M. May ! [Surpiised and as if she suddenly
suspected.]
Lady S. [To May.] I told you your mother's neck
was stiff.
Mrs. M. Think of the vulgarity of wealth in these
days.
Lady S. Not at all. Think of the comfort of it.
The vulgarity of many people who possess it is un-
fortunate of course
Mrs. M. All the money seems to go to the lower
class now, it pushes them in everywhere.
Lord B. That's true — but the Chancellor of the
Exchequer will tone things down, even in that
class — give him time, he won't need very much.
Lady S. Meanwhile we are expected to invite the
postman to dinner and the sweep and his wife for a
week-end. But you needn't agitate yourself, my
dear, there will always be a difference of class, though
the fences are broken that used to separate them,
Mrs. M. [To Lord B.] Is this Mr, Vallide an
educated man — I suppose he is as he was your
secretary }
Lord B. [Grudgingly but with conviction.] He's a
man we shall all be proud to know some day.
Mrs. M. [(J7ieasily.] I dislike new people — I can't
help it.
Lady S. They make an excellent variety show.
May. Oh, don't say that, dear Aunt Sarah. The
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race started fair, with everybody equal. But some
had the best instincts, and made for the right things,
and kept them and were nourished on them — and
others had to take what were left. 1 suppose
that's how the difference of class came about. And
though the difference will always exist there must
be new people added to the best, or the best will
die out. I haven't expressed it very well — but
perhaps you know what I mean. The oldest, grandest
house has to be propped up with new material, and
once it was a new house too
Lord B. May ! I didn't know that you thought
about these things — you are quite eloquent.
May. Every one thinks.
Lord B. I wish they did, my dear, the world
would be better and less of a bear-garden. Come,
Sarah, we won't wait for Julia.
Lady S. [Going.] We shall all meet in Bruton
Street to-night.
Lord B. [To May.] I won't tell Vallide what you
said about him, it might turn his head,
Mrs. M. [To Lady S.] Good-bye, Aunt Sarah.
[Mrs. Murison rings the bell, they all go towards
the door.
Lord B. [Looking hack at May.] A very nice room
indeed, my dear, good-bye.
[Exeunt Lady S. and Lord B.
[Mrs. Murison and May return into the room.
May stajids by the bookshelf, Mrs. Murison
by the Jireplace.
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May. [After a pause.] I wish we had some flowers,
mother — Geoff and Miss Pippin are coming — the
drawing-room is very bare.
[Goes to piano and begins to play.
Mrs. M. I'm afraid we can't send for any now.
[Business.] What is that tune you are always play-
ing
May. " The Distant Shore."
Enter Servant, with a note on tray, gives
it to Mrs. Murison.
[Exit Servant.
Mrs. M. [Opens the note, looks at signature, says to
herself.] Robert Vallide !
[Reads it and stands silently thinking.
[May still playing very softly. — Pause.
Mrs. M. May, did you like this Mr. Vallide .^
May. [Gets up from the jnano arid stands by the
bookcase again, looking at Mrs. M.] Yes, mother.
Mrs. M. Uncle Edward seems to chink a great deal
of him.
May. Every one thinks a great deal of him.
Mrs. M. Did you like him — very much.^ [Tenderly.]
Won't you tell me, darling .-^
May. [Passionately.] How can I after what you
said. [Cha7ige of manner.] Oh, but you've always
been such a dear mother, why shouldn't 1 tell you —
I never met anyone like him. I don't believe there
is any one like him in the world.
Mrs. M. Do you think he cares for you .''
M
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May. Yes. [Then douhlfullij.'\ I thought he did —
but he hasn't written — he hasn't done anything. I
think I know the reason of — of
Mrs. M. Of what.?
May. Of his not speaking— but I thought he
would have written — I've been miserable this last
week. But I know he cares — and I can't tell you
what he is — he isn't like any one else I have ever
met. Ida told us before he came that he had the
new-world vigour and the old-world charm-^he has
— and he's so straight, so clever — I can't think why
he should hold back. I was afraid he had gone to
Canada, but he hasn't \Pmise.
Mrs. M. Suppose you go for some flowers. [Evi-
denthj this is a sudden thought.^ Wilson can go with
you in a taxi — to Solomon's
May. It would take so long — he arrived in
England to-day. Uncle Edward said — if he came
Mrs. M. It's too early yet; you will be back.
Why didn't you tell me before ? You have hardly
mentioned his name.
May. I couldn't. Mother, what a dear you are.
. . , He said he was coming to England on his life's
quest — and that at the end of twenty-four hours he
would know. ... I can't think what he meant.
And yet I feel that it had to do with me. ... I
think that — that — he isn't anybody — in the sense
that is so much to you. He is just a new man ; but
there are great things before him — he is going to
do them — to do them himself. Isn't it much better
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than if they were all behind — and the honours had
been won already by his ancestors — and he did
nothing — better than if he were living on the re-
ward of deeds done long ago by others ?
Mrs. M. Why, May !
May, I know it's going to be very difficult for you,
darling — at least I think it is — if he comes. If he
does, I want you to remember that — that my happi-
ness is at stake, that — that — I love him. I wouldn't
own it to any one in the wide world but you — and to
him if he should ever ask me. Oh, mother dear
Mrs. M. [Tendeiiy and stirprisedi] My darling, you
must trust me. . . . There's the bell ! It is Sir
James, I expect. . . . The drive will do you good.
Go and bring back some ffowers — and green boughs
to deck your room. Tell Wilson I said she was to go
with you. [Exit May qtdckly l.
Servant announces
Sir James Caxton !
Enter Sir James.
Sir J. How d'ye do .''
Mrs. M. Julia will be hei'e directly, she's quite
ready.
Sir J. Oh! [Looking round.'] Nice house — cheerful.
Mrs. M. So glad you like it. You've been at
Fieldborough ?
Sir J. At Fieldborough — sha'n't be there much
more. You know that ?
Mrs. M. What do you think of your probable suc-
cessor }
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Sir J. What, Vallide ? Decent chap. Very decent
chap indeed.
Mrs. M. You liked him .?
Sir J. Yes ; piece of luck for Fieldborough if they
get him.
Mrs. M. O-o-h ! [T'houghtfuUy.'] Andyouthought —
But here is Julia — and I didn't give May a cab
fare.
Enter Julia.
Julia. [7*0 Sir J.] I heard you come.
[Exit Mrs. Murison.
[Sir James and Julia alone.
Sir J. [To Julia.] Well— better ?
[Holds out his hand.
Julia. Much better. And you .''
Sir J. Pretty well. Ready to come home .''
Julia. Yes, if you want me.
Sir J. You can do as you like. It's dull alone,
but it's dull anyway. I've never got much out of it
— I thought I should — but I didn't.
Julia. What do you mean }
Sir J. I don't know. Look here, Julia, you never
pretended to care much about me. I'm old — and
ugly — and dull, I suppose, but I want to know the
truth. Was Endsleigh making love to you } Vallide
Slipped back to give you warning, but I saw you
through the trees. He was the chap you were
breaking your heart about when you were a girl.
No one told me his name, but I knew.
Julia. Yes, it was Frank Endsleigh.
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Sir J. And it's because of him that you have
always kept me at arm's-length — given me my due
to the letter, but nothing else.
Julia, [Half tragic.'] But nothing else, Jim, nothing
else. I prided myself on playing fair, but I haven't
done so.
Sir J. [Suspiciously.] Eh ? What ?
Julia. In my heart I mean. Outwardly I did —
absolutely. I was talked into marrying you ; but I
never pretended to care. I know how good you've
been to me, how many things you've given me.
... I counted my bangles only yesterday — wasn't it
silly — with all the different stones, and looked at the
sable cloak you gave me on my birthday last year.
You always tried to win me with money and goods
and chattels.
Sir J. Women generally like them. I was too
old to make love. Besides, I thought you cared for
the other chap
Julia. I did — all the years that I have been mar-
ried to you — I never wrote — or sent a message — but
at the bottom of my heart, at the back of my head,
there he lived, and I thought he cared for me — that
his life was just waiting — waiting
Sir J. For me to die }
Julia. [Quickly.] No, for some indefinite time when
we should justify ourselves to each other and then
go our separate ways. He only came back from India
five months ago — why didn't you let me speak with
him }
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Sir J. I knew lie was the man.
Julia. Ten minutes talk would have cleared
everything away. But I never had it till that day at
Alassio.
Sir J. What did he say for himself .!*
Julia. [With a half-tragic, half-scornful laughJ] He
told me about a woman he had met on board the
boat, and how he had loved her all his life. Her —
not me ! The whole thing has been a myth — a mis-
take, a fai'ce, I've wasted all the good years of my
life on a dream.
Sir J. So have I.
Julia. You !
Sir J. Well, I never thought about anything but
you, or wanted anything else
Julia. [Almost pathetic] Why didn't you say so ?
You always grunted and hung about and said
nothing.
Sir J. I thought you knew.
Julia. Perhaps I did — but there are some things
one doesn't choose to know — won't know — till they're
put into words ; and gifts are no good.
Sir J. I thought they'd make you come round.
I've had a bad time — but you didn't know that.
Julia. It has ended. And — there was nothing —
nothing said at Alassio to make you unhappy. He
kissed my hand and explained about the other
woman. That was all.
Sir J. Why did you insist on coming to stay with
Evelyn ?
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Julia. Because the house had tumbled down in
which for years I had put all my dreams. I wanted
to be alone to think over its ruin. Every human
beinff wants to be alone sometimes
Sir J. [BitleHy.] And the everlasting togetherness
of marriage is so terrible.
Julia. [He is standing by her ; she is sitting down on
the sofai] Oh, Jim dear — forgive me — it shall be
better. I am glad we are together.
[Kisses his hand.
Sir J. Don't do that — I can't bear it. Perhaps it's
too late ; but we have a fair field at last.
Julia. It's not too late — it sha'n't be too late —
I have been a fool.
[Putting her cheek against his hand.
Sir J. Of course, that's why I'm one
Julia. Why you are one ?
Sir J. [Tenderly.'] There is nothing like a woman
who is a fool for getting at you — and making you
another.
Julia. Oh, Jim !
Sir J. But it hasn't been much ofa show for either
of us.
Julia. [Getting up.] Let us go home — this very
minute. Where's Evelyn.^ [Goes to door on k.] Evelyn.
[Calling.] We are going. [To Sir J.] Is the carriage
here >
Sir J. Yes, and there's a new rug in it — black
bearskin.
Julia. Oh you — you ! [Laughing, and going towards
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the door — turns back and kisses him.^ I must go and
get ready.
E7iter Mrs. Murison.
Julia. Couldn't you show him the drawing-room,
Evelyn .'' [7o //i«2.] It's such a nice house, and a
garden. . . . Did you see the laburnums and the
lilacs ? [Goes to the tvindows at hack of stage, pushes
open the casement a little ivay, then draws back and
says :] Mr. Vallide is just coining in at the gate — he
didn't see me.
Mrs. M. [Quickly. Rings.'] Wait
Enter Servant.
Mrs. M. [To Servant] Show the gentleman who
is at the front door into the drawing-room. [Turns
and looks at Sir James and Julia, obviously agitated,
bid tiying to conceal it.] I didn't think he would come
so early.
Julia. You knew he was coming?
Mrs. M. Yes — I knew.
Sir J. Is that why you asked me about him }
Mrs. M. He sent me a note just now — asking me
to see him alone.
Julia. I believe he has come to
Mrs. M. [With a thrill of dismay.] You mean .^
Julia. Yes — yes — for May.
Mrs. M. [Ruefully, and evidently knowing what is
before her.] I don't want to give her up — it was dif-
ferent with Geoff; that was a thing that had grown
— besides he was one of us. I want to keep her a
little longer.
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Julia. But if they love each other ?
Sir J. [With conviction.^ I believe he's a good
chap.
Mrs. M. But I don't want it to be Mr. Vallide —
and yet if she cares
Julia. Let him have her — her young lover — her
first lover — nothing else will ever be the same. Oh,
Jim, forgive me. [Quick/i/.^ I didn't mean to hurt
you ; but youth only comes once
Mrs. M. [To Sir J.] You like him, i/ou like him ?
Sir J. Have said so already — excellent chap — fond
of May — certain of it — a millionaire, or uncle a
millionaire — same thing.
Mrs. M. Oh, I hate money — I mean when the
wrong people have it.
Sir J. He's the right person — he'll know what to
do with it — was at Balliol — Fellow of his College —
probably a prig when he left it — what more do you
want .''
Mrs. M. It's a great deal, but — I must go to him.
Julia. See him here, Evelyn — in May's room.
Mrs M. [Helplessly.] She is all the world to me.
Julia. [Who has gone towards the door with Sir J.]
I know. . . . [Gratefully.] Thank you for everything
you have been to me. We'll go.
Sir J. [Hesitating.] Vallide is a good chap — he'll
do more than any of iis.
[Exeunt Sir James and Julia.
[Mrs. Murison alone, makes business for a
minute. — Rings.
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Enter Servant.
Mrs. M. Ask Mr. Vallide if he will come here.
[Eiit Servant.
[Pause.^ Re-enter Servant,
Servant. Mr. Vallide.
Enter Robert.
Mrs. M. How do you do }
\Shakes hands — Iter manner is quite courteous, but cold
Robert. You don't know me^ but
Mrs. M. But I have heard of you. You were in
Alassio the other day — Lord Barnstaple and Lady
Sarah were here just now.
Robert, Oh
Mrs. M. Won't you sit down ? I think you left
before they did }
Robert. I was hurrying back to London
Mrs. M. But you have been in Rome since ?
Robert. I had to go there suddenly, but I wanted
to come back to England — it's so difficult to explain,
though I have come to do that.
Mrs. M. I don't understand. [Theii qtdckly, as ij
anxious to avoid exphmation.^ You have known Lord
Bai'nstaple a long time, I think ?
Robert. A long time. In Canada first
Mrs. M. And afterwards you were his private
secretary, he told me to-day.
Robert. For two or three months only
Mrs. M. [Hurtiedli/.] It was unlucky the Govern-
ment went out so soon. And now you are going to
put up for Fieldborough ? Sir James Caxton has
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been its member for eighteen years. He was here,
too, just now; he thinks you are sure to succeed
him.
Robert. Perhaps — I don't know. It depends — on
— the matter that has brought me here.
Mrs. M. [Beginning to face it.^ On the matter that
has brought you here .''
Robert. At Alassio I met so many of your rela-
tions
Mrs. M. Oh yes; Lady Sarah Stratton, she is my
aunt — the Caxtons — and my daughter, of course.
Robert. And your daughter — is she back ? She
was going to Paris.
Mrs. M. Lady Caxton brought her home — ^sooner
than was intended — the day after you left, I
think
Robert. And she is here ?
Mrs. M. She is here; but she is out just now. [Hesi-
tating.^ She didn't know that you were coming. . . .
I thought I should prefer to see you alone — you said
you wanted to see me. [Evidently feeling boimd to
come to a poi7it.^
Robert. Yes, it is vou that I have come to see.
It was to see you that I was hurrying to England,
but the night before I was to start a telegram came,
saying that my uncle was down with fever
Mrs. M. And naturally you went to him.
Robert. As soon as he was better we went to
Genoa. His ship sailed from there for Canada. I
watched it out of sight two days ago, then took the
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next train for England. Does all this say anything
to you ? But it can't — it's impossible that you should
remember me.
Mrs. M. Remember you ? Have we met before ?
Robert. Yes — we have met i)efore — that is why I
have come — why I held back at Alassio
Mrs. M. I don't understand.
Robert. Do you remember Thomas
Mrs. M. Thomas?
Robert. Thomas Lobb .''
Mrs. M. [Looking at Am.] Oh yes, of course —
the little boy who went to Canada. Do you know
anything about him .'' I should like to hear of him
again.
Robert. I am Thomas.
Mrs. M, You ! Oh no
Robert. It is so — I am Thomas.
Mrs. M. It's too extraordinary ! . . . You went
to Canada — your uncle sent for you.
Robert. But I came back after two years.
Mrs. M. We were abroad
Robert. I know. I used to walk by the empty
house, and look up at the window, closed and dusty,
through which I had heard May's voice for the last
time — [Mrs. M. gives a little backward movement as he
says May's Christian name, and he corrects himself
cynically.^ — your daughter's voice. . . . I didn't know
where you had gone. I rang the bell and asked the
caretaker once ; but she could only tell me that you
were in Switzerland.
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Mrs. M. [A shade patronising, and just a little
haughtihj.] I wish you had writteiij I should have
been so — interested.
Robert. I didn't want you to know anything
about me. I wanted to see you^ but without your
seeing me.
Mrs. M. Why shouldn't you want us to see you ?
Robert. Because I had learnt even then that 1
couldn't meet you on the old footing, and I knew
that you would not receive me on any other — there
were stretches and gulfs between us.
Mrs. M. You shouldn't say that,
Robert. [Not noticing.] All these years I have been
trying to make a bridge across them — not with any
definite end in view, but only that I might take
some place in the world that was nearer yours. I
knew all the prejudices
Mrs. M. I was born with Ihem
Robert. Oh yes, I know — forgive me. [Siiddenli/.']
I have often thought of the day we saw you first — you
came into the room where my father sat over the fire
warming his hands ; you had some flowers, you
brought him some more the night he died, and put
them at his feet — I remember just what you looked
like — tender and sweet, but very proud ; and even
that remembrance has made me feel as if there were
mountains not to be crossed.
Mrs. M. [Again evidentlj/ frlg/ite7ied at what she has
to face.] Why should they be crossed .''
Robert. 1 didn't know till 1 saw May coming in
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from the orange garden at Alassio — and loved her
— but I've loved her all my life, thought of her,
dreamt of her, lived for her. In my thoughts every-
thing has been laid before her, that is why I have
come.
Mrs. M. [Drawing hack a littleJ^ I can't discuss it —
or listen to any more on this subject. Tell me about
your mother — where is she .''
Robert. She died five years ago. My uncle sent
for her to Canada. She lived a life of ease and tried
not to find it dull, [cynically^ and wore dresses to
which she had never been accustomed and tried not
to feel awkward in them. But she was happy
enough, thank God.
Mrs. M. It's all so unbelievable. And Polly?
Robert. Polly calls herself Mary now — and is
married to a sturdy Canadian who owns more terri-
tory than he can walk over in a week.
Mrs. M. And you — you went away Thomas Lobb.
Why have you come back Robert Vallide ?
Robert. My second name was Robert and I liked
being called by it — it was my father's — and my
uncle is proud of his Cornish name. The Robert
Vallides have never been of any consequence —
fishermen or miners, or engineers — men who were
near the earth or the sea and battled with it, but
they can be counted a long way back — he didn't
want the name to die out.
Mrs. M. And you— what happened to you when
you first went out }
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Robert. I was sent to a school-marm for a couple
of years, then back to England with a tutor. When
I was licked into shape, and had travelled a little, I
went to Oxford.
Mrs. M. And you are a Fellow of your College ?
Robert. You knew ?
Mrs. M. Lady Caxton told me.
Robert. Ah !
Mrs. M. And then ?
Robert. Then I started out in the world — on my
own; various things came my way that led towards
politics. Lord Barnstaple has proposed that I should
offer myself as a candidate for Fieldborough.
Mrs. M. It's so bewildering — I can't believe that .
you are Thomas.
Robert. But it's true, it's true. I used to carry
out newspapers in the morning, and bring up coals
into your di*awing-room, and try not to let you see
that I found them heavy — I want you to realise all
that I was and used to do — you gave my mother a
mangle.
Mrs. M, Oh ! [Drawing back againi] How clever
you have been, how good ! You will think me — so
narrow, so vulgar
Robert. No, I understand. . . . The last day I
was in England, while T stood by the door waiting
with a telegram, I heard you say that when May
grew up you would rather she married a beggar in
her own class than a new-made millionaire. . . .
I'm not a millionaire — yet at any rate — that at
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least is an extenuating circumstance — I know all
that you feel about — about — I don't want to say
upstarts [with a half -weary S7nile^.
Mrs. M. I can't help it, I never have been able
to stand the new people who come rushing through
the world seizing the things of which they've no
knowledge and for which they've no reverence —
I don't mean this for you, of course. You'll think
me full of ridiculous snobbish pi'ejudices
Robert. I like them. It's the knowledge that for
generations back, one behind the other, your people
helped to safeguard the country and did great deeds
for the world. But I am just as proud of yny sturdy
ancestors — my fisher-fathers and thrifty mothers —
as you are of knowing that some of yours were
Crusaders. Mine worked for their country too, and
gave me the instinct to work — in a different manner
from theirs, but with as much determination — and I
will, if this day goes well with me. [Pause.
Mrs. M. Your mother must have looked so dif-
ferent. [Evidently trying to make time.]
Robert. She used to think herself a great lady,
and was counted one in the colonies. She would
never let me remember the old days. Mary quarrels
with me if I even mention them, and wouldn't come
to England for the world, lest any one she knew
once — there isn't a soul to do it — should remember
her.
Mrs. M. [Looking at him, dazed.] I can't believe it,
even now.
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Robert, [A little desperately.'] Do you remember
the day I wished you good-bye — a little lad going
off alone to the other side of the world — without a
penny save the present you had given me. You
kissed me, just as if I had been your own son — this
last three weeks I have dreamed that perhaps I
shoidd be. If she cares for me, won't you let it
come true } I love her — I love her— and I think
she loves me back again.
Mrs. M. I can't — I can't
Robert. Is it such a crime to have been poor — to
have worked
Mrs, M. No, no, it's wonderful I Oh, what can I
say } I wa7it to be different — if it had only been
Robert. \^With an odd smile.] If it had only been
some one else's shoes I blacked.
Mrs. M. Yes — even that would have made a
difference.
Robert, Or any one else's daughter that I wanted
to marry
Mrs. M. I know — I know. I should laugh at the
objections — it's only experience that teaches. You
didn't speak to her or tell her this .'' She doesn't
know
Robert. That I love her — she must know it,
though I didn't put it into actual words — I wouldn't
till I'd seen you.
Mrs. M. That was like you. \^Loolci?ig up at him.]
Some men would have taken advantage — -would have
tried to win her without any scruple.
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Robert. A man has a right to try and win
the woman he loves if they are both free and he
knows he can make the way smooth for her, but
this is different — I couldn't win her against your
will, I remember all you were, all you did, too
well ; and if you say it mustn't be, I will go away
and never see her again. I will make it my burnt
sacrifice to your goodness in past years. But I am a
man, strong and well — and ready to work. I love
her — and will win all things for her. I think I
could reach down the stars if she would take them
from me.
Mrs. M. [Evidently stmggling.] I can feel how
much you care for her. It wrings my heart — I feel
as if I'd no right — but I can't
Robert. [Following tip his opportunity.^ Why not .''
Let me speak to her — give me my great chance ot
happiness — I will make a career worthy of her.
Mrs. M. [Hesitates.] What can I say } Oh, what
can I do .''
Robert. Does it matter so much that once we
were starving and that
Mrs. M. Kings have starved before now.
Robert. And beggars have been kings. And a
king might black the shoes of a whole nation, but
he would still be a king — why should it make so
much difference to the beggar
Mrs. M. You must think me hateful
Robert. No
Mrs. M. You must — I feel myself so and yet
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Robert. I think you proud and dear and sweet
— as I have always thought you
Mrs. M. [Turning suddenly^. I will be — I will be.
Robert. You will give me my great chance — you
will trust me .''
Mrs. M. Yes — I will do it.
Robert. I may see her — speak to her
Mrs. M, [Hardly able to speak.'\ Yes — ^you shall
speak to her. She shall decide.
Robert. I shall never be good enough for her —
never. And perhaps it is all a mistake and she
doesn't care. Yet I have dared to hope — do you
think — do you know — if there is hope for me }
Mrs. M. She must tell you that herself.
[She is still reluctant and wonderstncck.
Robert. Whichever way it goes, she is the mean-
ing of life to me. Wish me luck when I ask her if
she loves me
Mrs. M. I heard the gate click . . .
[She goes to the tvmdotv, opens it, stands looking
out for a moment, as in First Act.
May. [Voice heard.] Mother dear — mother dear
[Just as in First ActJ]
Mrs, M. [To May.] I want you, dear, some one is
here — has come back.
[Robert stands with his face towards the
nnndo7v.
Mrs. M. [To Robert.] She is coming. [Comes from
window, goes towards door, turns and puts her hands on
his shoulders with real Jeeling.'j If she will — I give her
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to you. It is in her hands. [Robeht lifts her hands
and kisses them.'] My son, Thomas, I wish you luck.
l^Exit Mrs. Murison.
[Robert alone for a minute, watching the door, then
Enter May.
[She stops ; he goes forward ; hut seems for a
moment unahle to speak.
May. I knew it was you — Uncle Edward told me
that you had arrived.
Robert. And you know — you must know why I'm
here. \Pame.
May. You said there was some obstacle
Robert. It is swept away — ^the world is ours if
you will. ... I couldn't speak to you at Alassio,
there was something I had to come to England— to
come here and explain
May. [Evidently understands now what the obstacle
was.] Ah, I see
Robert. [Not heeding.] Something that you don't
know, dear. I love you — you must know that I love
you — all my heart and life are yours, but there was
something else that had to be done — to be told
before I could dare to ask if you cared for me — I
must tell you what it is before you answer —
wait
May. But I know already.
Robert. You know .''
May. Yes — that you ai'e Thomas — you betrayed
it that last day of all.
Robert. Betrayed it }
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May. Yes, yes — by the catch of the mouse-cage —
when I thought it over, I knew
Robert. And it makes no difference ?
May. Difference .'' It makes a world of difference
— 1 shall be so proud of you.
Robert. My darling ! [Takes her hands and raises
his head with a little, happy, triumphant laugh.'] I've
come back, Miss May — I've come back — the Prin-
cess's lover has come back !
Curtain
THE MODERN WAY
A COMEDY IN THREE ACTS
Adapted from a story in a volume of the same name,
published two years ago
DRAMATIS PERSON.^
Lord Gayspord (Freddie; in the Guards)
Duke of Lexham
Algernon Wake (nephew to Duke, cousin to Mar
Gerald Massington
Cyril Tremayne
Sir George Silcot
Benson, an ex-butler
RUCKER, Lady Gaysford's butler
Lady Gaysford (mother to Freddie)
Hon. Mrs. Massington (nster to Freddie)
Lady Silcot
Mrs. Merlin
Mrs. Calson
Jennie (her daughter) '
Sybil Dolwyn
Margaret Wake (^niece to Duhe)
Guests, Waiters, etc.
ACT I.
SCENE : Drawing-room in Grosvenor Place.
TIME: Afternoon.
ACT II.
SCENE : Conservatory at Warringford House.
TIME : Same evening,
ACT III.
SCENE : Margaret's sitting-room in Pont Street.
TIME; Next afternoon.
The action of the play takes place in ttcenty-four hours.
ACT I
Scene. — Drawing-roovi in Grosvenor Place. Fireplace
on R., no Jire. Chairs, couch, table, S^c. Exit on
L. Wide open windows at back of stage, showing
bakojiy with red baize over the balustrade, cloth
representing tops of trees in Buckingham Palace
Garden over the way.
Servant on balcony arranging chairs, and making
business about the room.
Lady Gaysford moves about the room arranging various
small details. She is middle-aged and distin-
gtdshed- looking, a little cold in manner but evidently
devoted to her son.
Lady G. You needn't put many chairs on the
balcony, Rucker ; I expect very few people. Put an
easy-chair — one or two.
Rucker. Yes, my lady.
Lady G. And bring in tea the moment the King
and Queen have passed.
Rucker. Yes, my lady.
Enter Gerald a?id the Hon. Mrs. Massington. She is
twenty-seven and fashionable- looking. Her husband
is a rather tiresome little man about thirty-five, precise
in manner. \Exit Rucker.
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204 THE MODERN WAY
Mrs. M. Well, mother. [Kisses her.] We have come.
Ladv G. My dear Rhoda ! I'm so glad you
managed to get here.
Rhoda. We were very late last night, and I have
had neuralgia all the morning, but I insisted on
coming. The streets are decorated, and
Gerald. An awful crowd
Rhoda. It was impossible to drive. We pushed
our way through, and Gerald grumbled horribly —
but he always does, so it doesn't matter.
Gerald. \Rather disagreeably.] I think I've enough
to grumble about.
Rhoda. How many have you asked .''
Lady G. Not more than half a dozen. I really
didn't think of it till this morning.
Rhoda. Oh ! And that nice red cloth ! [Looking
towards ivindow.] You might have done something for
so many people you don't want at any other time
Gerald. Who are not lively enough for dinners,
eh.?
Lady G. I have asked Sir George and Lady Silcot,
and one or two others, and I sent a note round to
Mrs. Merlin an hour ago ; but perhaps she had gone
out, or is afraid to face the crowd.
Gerald. Merlin .'' What a silly name. Who is
she.''
Lady G. You took her in the other night,
Gerald. Oh, the purring woman, Freddie's platonic
friend.
Lady G. She's very sweet.
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Gerald. Humph ! Where does she live?
Lady G. At Albert Gate. She has a flat.
Gerald. She would.
Rhoda. Gerald is horrid to day. 1 think she is
charming. People say she has an offer every day in
the week and two on Sundays.
Gerald. What, of flats .''
Rhoda. Why, no — of marriage.
Gerald. I wouldn't marry her,
Rhoda. Of course not — you couldn't; it would be
bigamy. [To Lady Gaysford.] I don't think she'd
mind the Duke.
Lady G. He'll never marry again. He was much
too devoted to his wife. I've asked him this after-
noon, and his nephew, Mr. Algernon Wake.
Rhoda. I thought relations were rather strained
between the Duke and Algy.
Lady G. I never take any notice of that sort of
thing. One can't in London. Dear Mr. Wake is
rather tiresome sometimes
Gerald. A jackass.
Rhoda. No, not exactly a jackass.
Lady G. But I rather like him. I asked them
both on purpose, and shall pretend not to know there
is any awkwardness.
Rhoda. You see, Algy thinks he ought to have an
allowance if the Duke is never going to marry again
— there's only one other life between.
Lady G. Yes, Mr. Wake must succeed some day,
of course.
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Rhoda. Meanwhile^ the Duke thinks Algy ought
to marry money — or work. People have such a mania
about work nowadays. Of course he invited that
pretty American girl and her mother to Lexham
Castle on Algy's account.
Lady G. What, Miss Calson ? I thought Mr.
Wake was in love with Margaret — but every one is.
Besides, he and Margaret are first cousins — it
wouldn't even make a change of name.
Gerald. In China it isn't lawful to marry any one
of the same name.
Rhoda. Mother, do tell me about Freddie and
Margaret. I saw them in the Park yesterday sitting
on two chairs under a conspicuous tree, talking for
at least half an hour. They looked just as if they
were engaged.
Gerald. Or each of them married to somebody
else ?
Lady G. It's only friendship — -I am sorry to say.
Gerald. [To Rhoda.] More platonics. Your
mother doesn't approve of them — this is a de-
generate age.
Rhoda. Platonics are all very well for middle-aged
frumps.
Lady G. Of course.
Gerald. It's a very ancient form of friendship.
Rhoda. That's what I say, it's all very well for
old people.
Gerald. Humph ! [Saunters towards the window.
Rhoda. [Turns anxiously to Lady Gaysford.] I
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thought you said Freddie was coming in, hasn't he a
week's leave or something ?
Lady G. Yes, he'll be here directly. He gets off
when they have passed Westminster Abbey.
Rhoda. You think he's sure to come ?
Lady G. Certain, for he made me invite the
Dolwyns.
Gerald. [Looking round.'\ What, the dolphin ?
Lady G. The dolphin }
Rhoda. They call Sybil the Dolphin.
Lady G. Oh, I thought they called her the cork-
screw. The Dolwyns made their money out of it,
you know. Freddie is infatuated with her — simply
infatuated.
Rhoda. And yet there's Margaret.
Lady G. I know \impatiently\ and it would be so
much better, but it's only friendship. He spends
his whole time running after Miss Dohvyn.
Rhoda, She's very handsome — and rolling in
money.
Enter Servant announcing
Miss Wake, the Duke of Lexham.
Enter Margaret, young, pretty, very sympathetic, and
ike Duke, fvko is Jifiy-seven, a little cynical, hut
distinguished. [Exit Servant.
Lady G. [To the Duke.] How do you do. . . . My
dear Margaret. [Kisses her, looks as if she likes Aer.]
Margaret. Uncle Edward brought me — it was so
amusing to see the crowd.
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Duke, How d'ye do, very good of you to ask us.
We got through very well. Ah, Massington, how do
you do ? [^Shakes hands with Gerald and Rhoda.]
What time do they go by .''
Lady G. Very soon now
Duke. You were kind enough to say 1 might
bring on any one who was lunching with me so I
ventured to tell two charming American ladies, Mrs.
and Miss Calson, that I thought you would give them
room.
Lady G. My dear Duke, I'm delighted — any
friends of yours.
Duke. Perhaps you know them by sight. Miss
Calson is a beautiful girl and her mother's a very
sensible woman, they will be charmed to make your
acquaintance.
Lady G. Nice of them
Margaret. [Looking round.^ Where is Freddie ."*
He told me to be sure to come early
Lady G. [Who evidently likes Margaret.] I always
like you to come early.
Margaret. He said he had something very par-
ticular to say to me.
Lady G. [Eagerly ] Did he } [Her face lighting up.^
And — something to say to you, dear .''
Margaret. I think it's about — [lowering her voice^
— Sybil Dolwyn, you know — he said he had told you.
Lady G [Disappoi7ited."\ Oh !
Rhoda. [To Margaret,] I hope he will come —
I want to talk to him [confidentially^ — I mnst. [She
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and Margaret get together at l. oJ stage and sitdonm.J
You weren't at the Dawson's last night. I was, un-
luckily, and
Enter Servant announcing
Mr. Algernon Wake — Sir George and Lady Silcot.
Enter Algernon Wake, rather fair (25), weak-looking
. . . and the Silcots, who are ordinary well-bred
people. [Exit Servant.
Lady G. \_To Lady Silcot.] I'm so glad you were
able to come. Is Sir George quite well .''
Sir George. Never better. [Shaking hands.^
Wake. How d'ye do, Lady Gaysford } [To the
Duke.] I saw Margaret towing you along, Uncle
Edward.
Duke. [Distantly. '\ How do you do, sir .^ [To Lady
Silcot.] Glad to see you — I heard Silcot' s speech
the other night.
Sir G. It was too short, I'm afraid.
Duke. Not at all
Wake. How do again, Margaret .'' Hullo, Massing-
ton — you were rather late getting into the Carltou
last night.
Rhoda. [Looking wp.] What did you go to the
Carlton for, Gerald }
Gerald. Supper of course — what does one go for .''
Wake. [Looking rather silly.l^ I never understood
two men going to the Carlton myself — however, it
may be your idea
Rhoda. Oh ! [Laughing.'\ That's so like Gerald.
o
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Wake. [Aside to Massington.] I didn't say that it
was
Gerald. [Falling in with the joke.] I was with an
old friend.
Wake. Ah ! Looked old. I went on to Mrs.
Dawson's bi-idge-party. Mrs. Massington was losing
fivers without turning a hair
Rhoda. Don't tell tales of us all [ivilh a nervous
lavgK].
Gerald. [To Rhoda.] You told me you only lost
twenty-five shillings.
Wake. — And winning 'em all back like anything.
[ Winks at Rhoda.
Gerald. More than she did last time.
Lady G. Don't you think you had better go to
the balcony, there are sure to be things to see.
Enter Servant an7iouncing
Mrs. and Miss Calson.
They enter, vert/ fashionably dressed. Mrs. Calson is
talkative and middle-aged. Jennie Calson is ahoid
twenty-six, pretty and charming. [Exit Servant.
Mrs. C. Lady Gaysford }
Lady G. Yes — I'm very glad to see you.
Mrs. C. [American accent.] Our friend, the Duke
of Lexham, said you would be so kind as to let us
see your King and Queen go by — and as we've been
wishing so much to make your acquaintance, we took
courage and seized this opportunity
Lady G. So kind of you.
Mrs. C. Well, the kindness is the other way. This
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is my daughter Jennie. She and I are in England for
the first time, and — why, Duke, there you are again.
[Turning to Lady Gaysford.] You English people
are very good to us Americans ; we've had a lovely
time.
Jennie. Just splendid I call it.
Mrs. C. We were longing to have a good look at
them to-day, but it didn't occur to us to take places
till it was too late. And one of the things we have
come over for, of course, is to see them. Your King
is really a King, you know, and as for the Queen,
why she's just lovely.
Duke. Ah — we all think that.
Mrs. C. We were presented last week, but we
were so nervous about our trains, we didn't know
what we were about. Whatever you wear them for
I can't think. Just when you want to have all your
courage about you, you put on a thing four yards
long to take it off. Why, here's Miss Wake again;
we saw her just now at the Duke's.
Gerald. \_Aside to Algv.] Does she always talk as
much as this .''
Wake. Never leaves off while she's awake. When
she's asleep probably snores. \Goes toivards her.^ How
d'ye do, Mrs. Calson ? Hope you don't forget me—
was at Lexham, you know.
Mrs. C, Why, it's Mr. Wake. Of course I don't
forget. I saw you walking about in the Park with
Miss Dolwyn this morning. I think her the most
beautiful girl I ever set eyes on.
Wake. So do I. [With a foolish Imigk.] Oh, there's
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Miss Calson — I didn't mean that — I meant, you know,
she was too
Jennie. Well, she's just lovely, anyway. I could
look at her all day.
Wake. So could I — I mean half a day.
Mrs. C. [To Lady G.] These houses are in the
most splendid position. It's such a privilege having
Buckingham Palace Gardens opposite. I expect
you see them all walking about — do they enjoy
taking exercise .''
[ The Duke and Algy get together.
Lady G. Well, I'm afraid I can't tell you ; we
don't look for them — they mightn't like it. I think
you have met my daughter, Mrs. Massing ton ?
[Looking towards Rhoda, who is talking to the
SiLCOTS.
Rhoda, [Gettingup reluctantly, evidently bored. ^ How
do you do ?
[She goes back l., and Margaret and the
SiLcoTs group.
[Gerald Massington goes towards balcony.
Mrs. C. Why, yes, we have met several times. I
understand, too, that you have a most delightful
son — in the Guards. We hope to make his
acquaintance.
Jennie. Guardsmen must have a lovely time — I
expect he is longing to be a hero.
E7iter Freddie, Lord Gaysfohd, in uTuform {any
regiment of Guards), twenty-four, and boyish.
Lady G. You must ask him that question, I think.
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Here he is. [To Freddie.] My darling — I have Veen
hoping for you.
Freddie. [Going up to to his mother and kissiiig her
quite simply.] I was afraid I shouldn't get here after
all, Mum. Is your head better ? How do you do,
Duke.'' [To Wake, with rather a disagreenhle nod.]
There you are.
Wake. [With a silly smile.] Saw you this morning.
Wondered if you saw me.
Freddie. I saw you. [Goes over to Margaret, who
is still talking to Rhoda ; she gets tip, arid they look at
each other in rather an intense manner.] Margaret ! this
is good.
[Puts his hand on Rhoda's shoulder by may of
greeting.
Margaret. [ To Freddie.] How late you are.
[Half aside.] I have so many things to say to you.
Rhoda. Why don't you and Margaret shake hands .''
Have you seen each other before to-day ?
Margaret. No.
Freddie. We never shake hands — that's part of it.
Rhoda. Part of what ?
Margaret. [Gravely to Freddie.] They don't
understand.
[Margaret and Freddie look as if they were
going lo talk together, when Lady Gaysford
comes fom^ard with Mrs. Calson and Jennie
Calson.
Lady G. Freddie, dear, the Duke has kindly
brought two American friends. I want to introduce
you to them — Mrs. Calson — and Miss Jennie Calson-
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Freddie. [ Whose manners should he quite unaffected.^
How do you do ? Kind of you to come.
\Shalces hands.
Mrs. C. It's a great privilege to meet any one
wearing that beautiful uniform. My niece, Anna,
over in New York, says, after the King and Queen,
she longs most to see the Guardsmen in England.
Only she's quite sure she'd lose her heart to them
all.
Freddie. They would like that.
Jennie. [To Freddie.] Miss Margaret Wake told
us a great deal about you to-day — we met her at her
uncle's, the Duke of Lexham — that's why we hoped
to meet you.
Freddie. I dare say she was much too kind. [With
the grave simplicity with which he always speaks of
Margaret.] She is my friend. Won't you come out
to the balcony ? They'll be here directly.
Rhoda. You've seen them already, Fi-eddie ; how
do they look ?
Freddie. Why, they look — well, just as they
alwa3's do, you know.
Jennie. Do you hear that, mother .^ Isn't it
splendid } I suppose you don't know what the
Queen wore now, Lord Gaysford ? My Cousin Anna
in New York Avill want to know— she'll want to
know everything.
Gerald. [Aside to Wake.] Does she always bring
in Anna of New York ?
Wake. Always.
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Freddie. [To Jennie Calson.] She wore — it was
something — well, you know it was the sort of thing
she always wears — awfully nice.
Jennie. Don't you know what colour it was?
Freddie. It was blue, I think — no, it was mauve.
I think it was mauve, it was some colour, I know.
Let me take you to the balcony — then you will see
directly that I'm right.
[Gets rid of the Calsons into the balcony.
Rhoda. [Still talking with Margaret.] Yes, I know,
but what is one to do ? Everything else is played
out.
[Rhoda a7id Margaret saunter towards balcony,
but slop inside drawing-room. Rhoda meets
Freddie on his way back from the balcony.
Rhoda. [7*0 Freddie.] I do so want a talk with you.
Freddie. I'll come directly I've spoken to Lady
Silcot.
[Goes over to Lady Silcot, who has been trying
to waylay him.
[The Duke and Wake still talking on R.
Duke. I'll do what I can for you, sir, if you behave
yourself [speaks significantly']^, but I've no intention
of allowing you a large income. You must do some-
thing for a living — the Radicals will be down on you
if you don't — or you must marry money.
[Looks significantly towards Miss Calson.
Wake. It takes a woman
Duke. I invited Mrs. Calson and her daughter to
Lexham solely on your account — to let her see you
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had family connections. Miss Calson is a charming
girl, and she has .£42,000 a year. Why didn't you
ask her to marry you .'' If she didn't particularly care
for you, she might have liked the place.
Wake. I did — no so.
Duke I am not surprised. What did she say?
Wake. Said her country wanted ageing. Likes
older men — that sort of thing — they've got young
men over there.
Duke. Dear me. She's a very remarkable girl.
Wake. I've asked Margaret to marry me two or
three times, but she won't either — cousins, you know
— it would be so dull. I'm on to Miss Dolwyn now —
girl who drives the piebald ponies round the Park.
Duke. Dolwyn ? Let me see, who is she .'*
Wake. Nobody. People made their money by a
patent corkscrew.
Duke. [Makes a sign of slight disgust.^ I remember,
of course — not the sort of thing I care for ; but it
is an excellent corkscrew — works easily — and sells
largely, no doubt .''
Wake. Tons of it. They go everywhere — live in
Park Lane.
Duke. Of course. They are very rich .''
Wake. Rolling.
Duke. Handsome girl, isn't she ."*
Wake. Rather ! Going to see her at the WVr-
ringfords' to-night.
Duke. Humph ! I'll drop in for half an hour, and
look at her — might be as well
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Servant. [Anno2mci?ig.^ Mr. Tremayne.
Freddie. [^Comivg forward, gind to escape from
Lady Silcot.] My dear chap, I was hoping you'd
turn up.
Duke. [To Tremayne.] I thought you were off to
Constantinople }
Tremayne. I start for Paris at nine to-night . . .
go on to Constantinople in the morning.
Lady G. How do you do, Mr. Tremayne } Many
congratulations on your appointment. [To the Duke.]
They'll be here soon. Won't you come to the window,
and see that Miss Calson has a good place ?
[The Duke and Algy go together towards the
balcony, where the Calsons make room for
them.
[Freddie detains Tremayne for a moment.
Freddie. [7*0 Tremayne.] Look here, I must speak
to you presently.
Tremayne. Right. I'll come back in a minute.
[Nods significantly and goes and speaks to Rhoda.
[Freddie tiims to Lady Gaysford.
Freddie. Mum, dear, do come to me for a minute ;
they are all right there. [Nodding towards balcony.^ I
sha'n't see you again to-day. I am going back in an
hour.
Lady G. Yes, dear. I have been longing to see
you. I forget where you're dining.
Freddie. At Lady Bilson's — she's taking us all on
to the Warringfords'. I wanted to tell you — [they
sit down together n. for a moment] — I've been thinking
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things over — making up my mind. I mean — to
risk it.
Lady G. You mean ?
Freddie, That's it — I mean to ask Sybil Dolwyn.
Margaret feels sure it's all right, and she always
knows everything.
Lady G. I wish it were Margaret.
Freddie. But she is my friend. . . . You don't
know Sybil.
Lady G. \ReluctantJy.'\ She's veiy handsome, of
course.
Freddie. She's wonderful ; she looks like a young
Empress, like a goddess, by Jove ! Why, every one
looks after her even in the street. I can't believe
it's any good, but I mean to risk it.
Lady G. I thought you said she was coming to-day.
I asked her and her mother, as you wished it.
Freddie. She told me she was, then she said she
didn't think she could manage it. I telegraphed to
know if I might fetch them, and she answered,
" Awfully sorry ; can't come." I was so glad she
said awfully.
Lady G. You are very fond of her }
Freddie. I love her — she is I'ipping.
Lady G. [Tri/i7ig to take it 7vell.] And you are really
going to ask her to marry you }
Frkddie. To-night if I get the chance. Wish me
luck, mother — wish me luck.
Lady G. I do, I do, Freddie dear. I'll try and
love her because you do — I will.
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Freddie. [Touching her ka?id.] Mum dear !
Rhoda. [Co7ning up to them with Tremayne. To
Lady Gaysford.] Do let me have Freddie for a little
while. I do so want him.
Lady G. [A little emotioned, but trying to hide ?7.]
Yes, of course. Shall we' see what is going on, Mr.
Tremayne ?
[She turns to Tremayne / they go towards
balcony,
[Freddie sits down by Rhoda.
Rhoda, I do so want to sjieak to you, Freddie. I
am up another tree.
Freddie. Oh — you are always getting up a tree,
dear.
Rhoda. But this is a dreadful one, and you know
what Gerald's temper is.
Freddie. Well, no, I don't ; but of course you do.
Rhoda. I believe that Dawson woman keeps a
gambling house, or something like it. Last night 1
lost £160, and I haven't £20 in the world without
telling Gerald.
Freddie. [Kijidly but Jirmly.^ Look here, you
shouldn't do it. You know you shouldn't.
Rhoda. Well, but
Freddie. It's a horrid trick — in a Avoman, losing
money ; if she wants to get rid of it, I think she
should spend it on finery — that's all right, you know.
If I had a wife, and she lost a lot of money gambling,
I should be awfully angry. And I would never let
her go again to the house where she had lost it.
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Rhoda. [Astonished.^ Freddie ! I never thought
you would say that sort of thing.
Freddie. I didn't either. But I've been think-
ing about life and all sorts of serious things
lately.
Rhoda. You mustn't, you'll end up as a curate if
you do. . . . I'm sorry I told you. Rut I'm in an
awful fix and I thought perhaps you'd help me. I
didn't sleep all night, I've had neuralgia all the
morning, I didnt eat any luncheon — I believe I
could die and not mind it — I could do anything
except tell Gerald. Oh, Freddie, do help me.
Freddie. Of course I'll help you ; what are brothers
for — only don't do it again, there's a dear girl. When
do you want it .''
Rhoda. I must have it to-morrow morning and
notes, not a cheque.
Freddie, All right, I'll give it to you at the War-
ringfords' to-night, will that do ?
Rhoda. Oh, Freddie dear !
Freddie. I want you to try and say Fred. Freddie
sounds like some one who doesn't think of serious
things, you know.
Rhoda. [Surprised.] What is the matter with you .-*
You are so different since you became friends with
Mrs. Merlin and Margaret Wake.
Freddie. I know, Tremayne used to be my only
chum. But it isn't that — it's something awfully
good. [Reaches out his hand for a moment and draws it
hack.] I'm going to ask Sybil Dolwyn if she'll marry
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me. I'm awfully in love with her — taken a regular
header. I mean to risk it to-night.
Rhoda. Oh. ... I can't think why you didn't fall
in love with Margaret. You seem so fond of each
other.
Freddie. Of course we are, but we are friends — it
is quite different, you know.
Rhoda. You have been inseparable for such a long
time. Do you mean to say it is all platonics }
Freddie. Poor dear Rhoda, you don't understand.
Rhoda. No, I don't.
[Tremavne and Margaret come towards
them.
Freddie. [^Looks up and says quite simply. \ Rhoda
doesn't understand a bit about our friendship ; do tell
her about it. It was when we were both staying at
the Stickindales', wasn't it .''
Margaret. Two years ago. The weather was
dreadful and it was a horrid middle-aged house-party
— quite old in fact.
Freddie. Not a creature under forty, you know.
Margaret. I was bored to death. Suddenly
Freddie arrived
Freddie. We knew directly we should like each
other. She made me do a lot of things.
Rhoda. What sort of things .''
Freddie. Well, read books.
Margaret. Learn some Omar Khayyam by heart.
Rhoda. [Looks up inquinugly.^ What's that ?
Tremayne. Persian beggar, you know, lived in a
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tent or made tents or something. Knew a lot about
flowers and wine and heaps of things.
Rhoda. Think I've heard of him. Dead^ isn't he ?
Freddie. Oh yes, quite dead.
Rhoda. What else ?
Margaret. Go to the Queen's Hall concerts.
Rhoda. Oh, that's why !
Margaret, Go to the Stage Society plays and
read some books on Philosophy.
Freddie. I drew the line at the philosophy — after
a bit, you know ; but I went to a Bernard Shaw play
— they talked a great deal, and made jokes, I think ;
and people laughed, but there wasn't any love-
making.
Rhoda. [Langhing atid puzzled.^ I think you are
too ridiculous. Oh, Margai-et, I want to ask you •
[^Saunte7's away with Margaret.
[Tremayne and Freddie together on l.
Freddie. It's an awful bore you're going away, old
man.
Tremayne. Nine o'clock at Victoria to-night and
good-bye to England.
Freddie. I shall miss you awfully.
Tremayne. You must come out and see me next
time you get leave. Might have come with me, but
I think you said your time was up next Monday.
Freddie. Besides, I couldn't just now. I should
like to come and see you off but I'm dining out, and
going on to Warringford House. I want you to know,
old chap — I've made up my mind to risk it
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Tremayne. [Looking rotind sloivly.'\ The dolphin ?
Freddie. That's it, but we won't call her that any
more.
Tremayne. Sounds fishy, doesn't it .''
Freddie. Awfully fishy, but — er — but what do
you think of it ?
Tremayne. Beautiful girl — no end of go.
Freddie. Any amount — I hope it'll be all right.
Tremayne. Sure to. You're a nice chap
Freddie. Heaps of 'em about.
Tremayne. A title
Freddie. They're awfully cheap just now.
Tremayne. Pretty well protected though — only
thing that is at present . . . except the working
class
Freddie. Don't joke, Tremayne — it's the wrong
time. . . . Wish I could feel it's all right.
Tremayne. Why, of course it's all right. You've
been as thick as thieves for the last five weeks. I
saw Algernon Wake look as if he'd like to murder
you on Thursday
Freddie. Poor beggar ! I'm awfully sorry for him
— it's the second time he's been hit. He's always
on her track — makes himself into my shadow.
Tremayne. Never mind, you're the substance.
Freddie. [Uneasiki.'\ Wish I could be sure of that.
You know Wake has been hanging round a good
deal lately.
Tremayne. He always hangs about
Freddie. Perhaps it's all right. She let me hold
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her hand for ten mmutes the night hefore last.
Should have spoken then hut I broke her fan
Tremayne. Did she swear ?
Freddie. Not a bit. Awfully sweet about it —
that's why I think it must be all right — she would
have sworn if she hadn't cared. . . . Went to the
play last nighty her people took a box^ a big one,
family party. Awfully significant their asking me,
you know } On the way back motor broke down,
she let me take her on in a hansom.
Tremayne. Well, she couldn't walk.
Freddie. Might have gone on with some one else
— we all had to go on in hansoms or taxis or some-
thing. ... I asked for two dances to-night on
purpose — I feel awfully nervous — I suppose one
always does. Can't believe she'll play up, when I
think of what a stunner she is.
Tremayne. Wait till after supper if you can, it
helps to get one's courage up.
Freddie. I will — but I wish you weren't going
away. Look here, I'll send you a wire to Paris in
the morning, telling you if it's all right. You'll be
at the Bristol, I suppose ?
Tremayne. Only for an hour or two. I start
again at nine or some unearthly time of that sort.
Write to Constantinople — but it's sure to be all right.
Freddie. I shall blow my brains out if it isn't.
Tremayne. Nonsense, old chap, besides, you
haven't any. . . . But I say, you are pretty far
gone ?
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Freddie. Rather — never saw any one like her,
sweeps you ofF your feet, you know. This time to-
morrow I shall be the happiest man alive or
[Puts his hand to his head as if ho/ding a pistol.
Tremayne. [Looking at him doubt fully .'\ Nonsense !
Freddie. It isn't nonsense. 1 mean it.
[Rhoda arid Margaret on l. laughing.
Tremayne. [As Freddie goes totvards them.] Oh no,
you don't, old chap ; but you are hard hit— [when he
is out of hearing] — and quite capable of making an
ass of yourself.
Freddie. I say, Rhoda, you have had Margaret
long enough now, she and I haven't had a word
together.
Servant [Announcing.] Mrs. Merlin.
[Lady Gaysford comes from balcony and
greets her. Mrs. Merlin is thirty-four or
thirty-five, very soft and purring in hei-
manner, wears trailing rather artistic things.
Mrs. M. [Takes Lady Gaysford's hand in both
hers.] It was dear of you to send for me.
Lady G. I was afraid you weren't coming.
Mrs. M. I thought I should never get here. That
dear Sir Charles Bassett brought me — no driving, of
course ; we had to walk.
Lady G. Let us have some tea, we shall be sure
to hear the cheers when they are in sight, you must
be so exhausted.
Mrs. M. [To Freddie.] I am so glad to see you
and dear Margaret — you two are al ways together.
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Margaret. [Simply and gravelj/.^ We are great,
great friends.
Mrs. M. I know. He is mj^ friend too^ you mustn't
think he doesn't love me — I know he does.
Freddie. Of course I do, ever so much.
Gerald, [^Turning his head.] Oh, I say, there is tea
going on.
[Everybody comes in from balcony, F. and M,
sit left.
Freddie. [To Margaret.] We shall meet to-night.-'
[They get to seat on l.] You must keep four dances
for me — we'll sit out two.
Margaret. I'm not going — isn't it provoking?
Mother will insist on our going to that party at
Wimbledon — it's a coming of age thing, and they are
old friends of hers.
Freddie. Oh, I say, it's awfully hard luck. I
thought of course you were going to the Warring-
fords — I want you. Couldn't you come early for
half an hour }
Margaret. I fear not. We are to drive to
Wimbledon after the Marsden Lees dinner — I can't
help hoping that mother may be too tired. She's
been selling things all day at the Albert Hall and is
going there again to-morrow. Now we've got a
chance, do tell me what you ai*e going to do. It
seems years since we had a talk.
Freddie. 1 know — we've not met since yesterday
morning. . . . Margaiet, I've made up my mind to
ask her.
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Margaret. [Clasping her hands, she seems thrilled
hut not pleased.'] Oh, Freddie !
Freddie, Try and say Fred : responsibilities of
life and that sort of thing coming on, you know ; it
sounds better.
Margaret. [Tenderly.] I will, Freddie dear.
Freddie. [^Puts his hand on hers and dratvs it away,
saying half to himself and half to her.] Mustn't do that,
must I .'' Comrades don't.
Margaret. No, but we are real comrades, Freddie
— Fred dear — I'm very glad [mith a sigh]. Oh ! I
do hope she'll make you very very happy.
Freddie. It's splendid of you to be so anxious.
You think it is all right, don't you } You see that
idiot Algei'non Wake is always hanging about.
Margaret. But she couldn't care for him. Why,
his ears stick out ! [Looking towards Wake.
Freddie. Still he'll be a duke one day, sometimes
girls care for that sort of thing. I've got money, of
course, but that isn't any good to her— she has pots
of her own.
Margaret. You've got yourself.
Freddie. That isn't much.
Margaret. Yes, it is. [Pause.] I do so hope
that you really — really— love her } It would be
dreadful if you married her and didn't love her
enough.
Freddie. I'm awfully gone on her — swear I am.
Look here, I shall try and get through after supper.
Think of me
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Margaret. We shall be driving to Wimbledon.
Freddie. I'll come and tell you all about it in the
morning if I may ?
Margaret. I'm going to sleep at Wimbledon.
You might telegraph to me there, " Lancaster Lodge,
Wimbledon Common," and come to Pont Street at
three — no, at four, to-morrow. I shall be back by
then. You must tell me everything she says — we
have been such great chums, you know.
Freddie. Of course we have, and it isn't going to
make any difference is it ? I don't think I could
get on without you— in fact, I couldn't.
Margaret. Oh yes, you could. I wish
[^Stops, puts her hand to her throat.
Freddie. I say, is there anything I could do to
please you .'' You look as if you'd gone down a
ladder, you know.
Margaret. [Half sadly.^ 1 want you to take it
seriously, Freddie dear. I think if you read some
Rossetti before you started, or Browning ; I'm not
sure that Browning wouldn't be better if — but it
won't. Some people would say Swinburne, you
know ; but I think he should be taken later, when
one is in the depths — there's no one like him for
bitter despair.
Freddie. I'll read the whole lot of them if you
like, and there's time. You always give one the
straight tip. [Noticing Miss Calson, who has come to
the tea-table.^ Can I get you anything ?
JENNIE. W^ell, I was just looking for a little milk.
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you seem to only have cream here^ you're that
luxurious in England
Freddie. Oh, well now, just think of New York.
Jennie. I don't see why I should think of a place
I don't come from.
Freddie. I thought you lived there — that Ameri-
cans always had town houses there anyhow
Jennie. Well now, isn't that like people who
don't know ? Why, I've only been there once in my
life, and I don't think I'll go many times. I am a
Westerner; I daresay you don't know what that
means now, Lord Gaysford ?
Freddie. I suppose it means the — well, the West.
Jennie. That isn't a bad shot.
Freddie. I've heard a lot about it — it's a great
big country isn't it ?
Jennie. There isn't much of it left now but there's
some — perhaps that'll be allowed to stay as it is.
God knew what He was about when He made the
world, and when man takes to improving it, I don't
think he's much of a success, do you } Have you
ever talked on this subject with any of the great
thinkers ? 1 mean about the world and what's done
to it.
Freddie. How do you mean ? . . . I think I know
— but in London people only talk of themselves or
of each other - always playing up, or playing off or
something — and the world gets a bit battered.
Jennie. Well, you see, out there in the West there
are the mountains and the great forests and the
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rivers and all the things designed up in Heaven ;
and life among them is just simple and natural. . . .
In New York and over here in Europe, you've just
carted away Nature as much as you could and set up
towns and all the things that I suppose you call Art
— how in wonder you live the lives you do I can't
imagine.
Freddie. It sounds splendid — out in the West, I
mean — but what do you do all day.^
Jennie. Well now, I'll tell you. You get up at
five, for one thing, in the summer anyway — you see
the sun rise
Freddie. We often do that here We wait up for
it, so it would be all right.
Mrs. M. [Coming forward. '\ How do you do, Miss
Calson } Are you two making friends ? I'm so glad,
[To Miss Calson.] But you must let him come and
talk to me for a little while, dear. I call him my
boy, and I've not seen him for such a longtime.
Jennie. Why, of course — I mustn't keep him from
you — besides, I think we must be going, if these
royalties don't come by — we've things to do — [gets
up\ — at least
Freddie. They'll be here directly — don't go, 1
want you to tell me some more about the West — I
often think a good deal of the way we go on is rot —
we do it over and over again, and it doesn't matter a
bit if we're bored.
Mrs. M. [Intensely.^ That's so true !
[No one notices her.
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Jennie. [To Freddie.] I'll tell you anything you
like — perhaps you are going to Lady Warringford's
ball to-night, and we'll meet there. But you've got
to talk to Mrs. Merlin now
Freddie. She'll like talking to you better
Mrs. C. [Froi}i balcony.^ Jennie, you really must
come; it's quite wonderful to look out — ^it is just
what we say it is at home.
Mrs. M. [Sitting down and motioning Freddie to sit
he.fideher, while Miss CALSONgoe.v to balcony, '\ I thought
I should never get a moment with you, but I know
how many things you have to do.
Freddie. [Grntefully.'\ You always understand.
Mrs. M. I feel as if you'd something to tell me.
Freddie. [Nodding an affii-mative.] But we can't
talk here. Are you going to Warringford House
to-night ?
Mrs. M. I can't. They expect royalties ; it will
be such a dreadful crush. I'm so afraid of crushes
now. [Pulls her chiffon scarf up closer rouiid her nec]c.'\
Let us sit down here, no one will hear what we
are saying. [ Very coiifidentially.^ Now tell me, is Sybil
going to-night ?
Freddie. Yes, she's going. [Patise^ And I mean
to risk it — if I get a chance. I believe they've
covered in the gardens — or done something, anyway.
Mrs. M. She's a beautiful creature. I'm not sure
that she's quite — quite good enough for you, dear.
Freddie. [Rather hurt.] You are not thinking ot
the corkscrews ?
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Mrs. M. [Ift an anxioics voice.^ No. I'm not think-
ing of the corkscrew. That sort of thing doesn't
matter nowadays.
Freddie. Besides, she looks hke an Empress. Her
people must be somebodies.
Mrs. M. Perhaps they've come down in the
world.
Freddie. And are climbing up again by the cork-
screw
Mrs. M. And they are very rich. . . . She's a
lucky girl — if you love her
Freddie. Perhaps she won't have me, \Nervously.
Mrs. M. Oh yes, she will. Algernon Wake has
been hanging about her a good deal.
Freddie. I know. But I don't think she would
have him — Margaret is certain she wouldn't.
Mrs. M. He'll be a duke some day — but she mayn't
know that — and she'll have you
[Touches his hand and smiles.
Freddie. I shall go under if she doesn't.
Mrs. M. No you won't, dear. You'll face it like
a man — but it'll be all right. Isn't she two years
older than you are ?
Freddie. Yes, but that doesn't matter a bit. I
asked her the other night if she thought it mattered.
I never saw a girl like her — Fm awfully gone on
her.
Mrs. M. \Gives him a little fatuous smile. Puts out
her hand.^ Poor boy ' Of course she's very hand-
some
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Freddie. She's splendid.
Mrs. M, I always thought you'd end by marrying
Margaret.
Freddie. She's my friend.
Mrs. M. It would have been a much better con-
nection, you know. You must come to-morrow and
tell me everything. ... I shall go away directly
they have gone by. [Looking towards the balcony.'] I
have to dine at the Cramptons' ; one of their long
dull dinners, I suppose — I couldn't get through
without a little rest first, but 1 felt that I must see
you. That's why I came.
Freddie. It ivas good of you. I wish you were
going to-night.
Mrs. M. [Getting up.] You must tell me every-
thing to-morrow. [In a thrilling voice.] Don't be ner-
vous ; and give her a long, long kiss that you'll both
remember all your lives.
Freddie. I say, you do know.
Mrs. M. [Half closing her eyes aiul taking his hands.]
We've all been through it, and
[Excitement in the balcony — distant shouts.
Duke. Mrs, Merlin, where are you }
[Wake and Rhoda, Mrs. Merlin, all in
the room go towards the balcony. Excited
exclamations.
Mrs. M. [As she turns towa?ds balcony with FnEDDiE.]
You nmst tell me everything to-morrow.
[Exit to balcony.
[Freddie nods and looks towards Margaret.
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Margaret. [In a loiv voice — almost .sadj\ Freddie !
\It should he quite evident that she cares for him.
Freddie. Margaret, you don't want to look out ?
{They stand together centre of room. She
shakes her head.
All. [In balcotii/.] They are coming ! They really
are coming ! Yes, it is !
[Margaret and Freddie seem to hear nothing.
[Shouts grow louder, hand in distance plays
" God Save the King," cheers heard in ike
distance as the curtain falls.
Curtain,
ACT II
Time. — Eleven o'clock the same night.
Scene. — Conservatory at Warringford House. Trees,
Jiowers, seats, <^'c. Exits r. and l. ai hack {or
centre only^, evidently leading to ballroom. Dance
music heard faintly all through the Act. An exit
on L. half-way down the stage, presumably leading
to garden. Door on r., with curtains, leading to
supper-room. Two or three small tables are placed
just inside the conservatory, near the curtains, as if
for overflow guests. In c, group of palms with
settee beneath them. The whole scene should be
picturesque, with sitting-out comers for dancers, Sfc,
Guests stroll in and out.
When the curtain rises Benson is discovered. He
is fat, middle-aged, consequential . Looks round as
if puzzled, goes to curtained door on r., beckons.
Enter Man-Servant.
Benson. That supper-room won't anything h'
take them all.
Servant. There's the library, Mr. Benson — b
that's only for their Royal Highnesses.
Benson. We could put half a dozen tables here.
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Servant. Her ladyship said we could put them
anywhere.
Benson. Two could go here — [indicating place] —
and one here — and [^Sound of laughter.
Algernon Wake and Sybil Dolwyn enter from
ballroom at hack.
[Sybil Dolwyn, about twenty-six, must be
handsome, beautifully dressed and insolent
in manner.
[Benson and Servant retreat hastily into
supper-room.
Algy. [Looking inane but devoted.] Oh, I say, but
you don't mean that, do you .''
Sybil. Yes I do. If you don't want it, of course
we'll consider it off.
Algy. But I want anything you want — you know,
I rather like 'em, Sybil — so glad to drop the Miss
Dolwyn.
Sybil. Very well then. We'll consider it on for
the present.
Algy. Rather wish they weren't piebald — makes
'em look so got up.
Sybil. I like them to look got up — it's smart —
don't want any others.
Algy. You're smart There isn't one of 'em can
touch you. Thought so this afternoon when I saw
you behind the little beasts — much better than going
to Grosvenor Place — only just got away in time to
have a look at you.
Sybil. I drove them round three times yesterday.
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Lady Barstock looked furious. That's the best of
their being piebald, you can't help looking at them
specially when you drive them tandem.
Algv. I was there — saw you — nearly raised a
cheer
Sybil Rather amusing, wasn't it ?
Algy. Awfully, Told Uncle Edward about it this
afternoon. He says he wants to see you.
Sybil. What for .''
Algy. [With a silly little gesture.] Oh well, you
know. He's heard about you — anxious. You see,
some day I shall be where he is
Sybil. You mean youll be the Duke .''
Algy. That's it — awful bore in some ways.
Sybil. There are compensations still, I suppose ;
when you have got through the poor relations and
the death dues — but 1 expect he'll live as long as
he can and only die when he can't help himself
Algy. Can't blame him for that. I don't believe
in dying myself, do you } Nothing else to do when
you've done it, so far as we know. [She gets up.] I
say, what's the matter.^ It's awfully nice here.
SvBiL. I want to go back. We're missing every-
thing out here, and I expect the Royalties won't stay
long — I rather like the Prince — the Princess isn't a
bad sort either — she was rather amusing theother day.
Algy. Quite right. I say, what do you think of
the Archbishop of Canterbury f
Sybil. Never troubled my head about him — should
say he would be rather dull.
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Alov. Or the German Emperor — skittish, you
know, but not a bad sort — and toning down on the
whole ; sorry for it, rather like his skitting.
Enter from ballroom Margaret and Duke
OF Lexham talking.
Margaret. Oh no — dear Uncle Edward — of
course not — oh ! [Perceiving Sybil and goi7ig forward.]
Miss Dolwyn. [To Sybil.] I thought I should meet
you here. Have you seen Lord Gaysford ? I know
he was coming.
[Algv goes up to the Duke, talks to him aside,
while Margaret and Sybil are talking.
Sybil. [Rather insolently.] He's here, hanging round
as usual — I saw him just now.
Margaret. I wanted to see you too, so much — but
I'm not going to stay — I must go directly in fact —
couldn't you sit down for two minutes } It would be
so nice to know each other a little better.
Sybil. [Rather unwillingly.] Well .'' [Sits down on
settee with Margaret.] Why are you going away
so soon ?
Margaret, Mother is waiting for me in the motor
outside, we are on our way to a dance at Wimbledon.
Sybil. Wimbledon ! You wouldn't catch me going
to a dance at Wimbledon — there won't be a soul
worth speaking to there. Why do you go }
Margaret. [Choked off a little by her manner, and
with unconscious hauteur.] They are old friends of my
mother's, and
Sybil. Oh, I know — as bad as relations ; aren't
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they ? Always expecting you to go and see them
or something — selfish I call it.
Margaret. Oh no !
Sybil. Yes it is, what's the good of pretending it
isn't ? I never take any notice of them — ^just let
them clamour. What did you want to see me for .''
Margaret. [^JV ho is almost repelled I\ Lord Gays ford
and I are friends \ivith the note that always comes into
her voice when she says the word]. He told me so much
about you to-day.
Sybil. [Rather Jiattered.] He's a silly boy. Did
he tell you he smashed my fan the other night ?
Margaret. He was very unhappy about it.
Sybil. So was I — mending it will cost twelve and
sixpence.
Margaret. He would love to give you another^ I
know.
Sybil. He can^ if he likes — I'm rather fond of
him — in a way — nice-looking, isn't he ?
Margaret. [Cheering up.] I'm glad you say that —
he's so good, you know.
Sybil. [With a funny little laugh.] That's against
him — I think good people are slow, don't you .'' So
little variety in them, nothing unexpected. [Evi-
dently bored with the conversation, she looks towards Algy,
who is talking with the Duke ; he takes the hint and comes
towards her.] I get bored.
Margaret. Oh, don't say that ! [Seeing that the
interview is coming to an end and anxious to make the
most of it.] I wonder if you would come and see
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me — in Pont Street — you would always find me
after five.
Sybil. I'll try. ^fVith an anxious eye towards Algv
and the Duke.] Can't promise. I'm pretty full up just
now. Freddie Gaysford told me you were very nice.
Margaret. Did he.'' — but he is my friend, you
know.
Sybil. How much .''
Margaret. Much } I don't understand.
Algy. [T'o Sybil.] I say, I believe this is our
dance and we are losing it all — and — er — my uncle
wants to be introduced to you — heard lots about
you
Sybil. [To the Duke, rather insoletitly, putting back
her head.^ How d'ye do } Heard of you too.
]^Puts out her hand.
Duke. [Bending over i7.] I am honoured — from
whom .''
Sybil. Oh, your nephew just now. . . . Saw you
in the ballroom.
Duke. [Gallantly.'\ I've been looking at you from
a distance.
Sybil. Very good of you, I'm sure. Hope the
enchantment it lent to the view hasn't vanished.
. . . Daresay we shall meet again.
[Turns to Algy.
Algy. Meet often, I hope.
[Exit Sybil, rather hurriedly, with Algy,
Duke. [Puts up his pince-nez and looks after her. 7'o
Margaret.] Well, I don't think much of it.
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Margaret. Of what, Uncle Edward ?
Duke. [Nodding in the direction that Sybil and
Algy have gone.] That ! I suppose she can't help it,
the corkscrew has turned her head.
Margaret. [Anxiousli/.] Then it's not her fault, is
it ? Don't you think a bad manner is sometimes
only nervousness ? She'll be different in time
Duke. H'm ! I dislike these people myself, and
a precious havoc they are making of the world ; but
we've got to put up with them, it's no good pre-
tending anything else, we've got to put up with
them — and if she'll marry Algy she'll do me a
service.
Margaret. [Surprised.] Oh, but she won't. Uncle
Edward, I assure you. Freddie Gaysford is in love
with her, and I think — I think she likes him.
Duke. Freddie Gaysford in love with her ! Whew !
Why, I thought Algy was certain of her. He said
he was. Well, I don't think Freddie's mother would
like the corkscrew any better than I do, but some-
thing must be done or Lexham will be a ruin. . . .
Upon my life, I don't believe anyone will take Algy
off my hands, but we shall see. ... I wonder if
those two nice American women are here yet —
1 know they're coming.
Margaret. I like Miss Calson.
Duke. [With some emphasis.] She's a charming
girl, has forty-two thousand a year, and not a bit
spoilt by it. I suppose they made it by cattle or
something of that sort, and it works better than a
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corkscrew. She has told me a great deal about the
Western States of America ; they seem to have some
Nature left there still, as she puts it, and she has
come straight here without being spoiled by the
vagaries of New York.
Margaret. You seem to like her, Uncle Edward.
Duke. Yes, 1 do.
Margaret. You had her to stay at Lexham with
that rather dreadful mother.
Duke. I don't think the mother is dreadful, my
dear ; she is only curious, as we all are about new
things and conditions. I had a little plot to marry
her daughter to Algy, but the young lady wouldn't
have anything to say to him — I suppose I ought to
ffo and look after them
Margaret. [Eagerli/.] Oh, do send Freddie to me
if you can. I telegraphed to him saying I would be
here at 11.15 punctually for five minutes. I shall
have to go at twenty past.
Duke. [Looking at tvatch.^ It's eighteen minutes
past now.
Margaret. And he is generally so punctual.
Enter Freddie 7vith Mrs. Calson.
Margaret. Oh, here he is. [ToFrkdhie, who comes
towards Jier.^ I was just telling Uncle Edward that
you are generally so punctual.
Duke. [Going towards Mrs. Calson.] My dear
lady, I was going to look for you. I hope your
charming daughter is with you ?
Mrs. C. Why yes, you may be sure I wouldn't
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come without her. We've been most anxious to
find you. You'll tell us who every one is, and that's
just what we want to know — at least I do — you see
Jennie only cares for what she calls " a general
impression/' that's why
Duke. Couldn't we go and look for her ?
[Exit with Mrs. Calson.
[Freddie a7id Margaret alone.
Freddie. But it's splendid of you to be here, how
did you manage it }
Margaret. [Breathlessly/.] I told mother that we
rrnist have the motor for Wimbledon, and then I
persuaded her to let me come in for five minutes on
the way — she's outside waiting. I expect she'll be
dreadfully cross, for you know how she hates motors,
and it's grunting and groaning to-night ; it simply
whistled all the way down Piccadilly.
Freddie. They always do when anything's up —
it's rather nice of them. Have you seen her .^
Margaret. She was here just now with Algy.
[They sit on settee c.
Freddie. He's been hanging about her all night,
I expect he does it on purpose — however, we've got
a dance coming on and Fm going to take her in to
supper presently. She's simply ripping, isn't she .''
Every one looks at her, you know. That's what
makes me feel that she can't care for such a duffer
as I am. The Prince talked to her for five minutes
as soon as he arrived.
Margaret. [Drawitig a chiton round her, Sfc'\ I
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wish it was over — I want you to be happy so much
— you don't know
Freddie. Dear Margaret ! There isn't any one
like you — I say, must you really go ? I'm awfully
nervous
Margaret. [Noddmg.] But you mustn't be nervous,
Freddie dear ; remember you are a soldier.
Freddie. Oh, I don't mind gunpowder a bit, that's
a trifle to this.
Margaret. Did you do all I told you .'^
Freddie. I did what I could, hunteol everywhere
— for the books, you know, but couldn't find 'em ;
perhaps I threw them at something. I bought
another lot — at lea^t I got selections from Browning
— I thought selections would do — and I bought all
the other chap's stuff, but 1 couldn't manage to get
more than twenty minutes at them. They know an
awful lot of course-
Margaret. Even twenty minutes would help to
put you into a right frame of mind.
Freddie. It she refuses me I shall go under. She's
such an awtui stunner, I should owe it to her — there
wouldn't be any one left to do it for if one didn't for
a cfirl like that
Margaret. [Staring at him.] Do you care so much .?
\They get up.
Freddik. \lSodding.] You see there isn't any one
like her, aiul if she doesn't catch on there won't
be anything left to do except \Shntgs his
shotdders.] I told Tremayne so to-day. He said I'd
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taken it badly, but he's never been through it
himself.
Margaret. [Vekementli/.] I can't believe that she
doesn't care for you.
Freddie. Mrs. Merlin said she thought it would
be all right. But — I don't know how it is — some-
how I never can get at her — really I mean — you see
every one hangs about her. Why, only the other day
at Hurlingham
E?iter Rhoda and Gerald Massington.
Rhoda. Oh, here he is. [7'o Freddie] We've been
looking for you all round the place, I must have a
talk with you, Freddie.
[Gerald is speaking to Margaret.
Margaret. [To Rhoda.] Do you mind if he sees
me off first ? I'm going to Wimbledon, to a dance,
with mother ; she's waiting in the motor outside and
must be furious by this time.
Rhoda. Gerald will take you. [7'o Gerald.] Take
Margaret down to the carriage — the motor — or what-
ever it is [evidently agitated]. Freddie wants to talk
to me.
[Gerald goes towards her.
Margaret. [To Freddie.] You'll telegraph in the
morning, Lancaster Lodge, Wimbledon Common — I
shall be there till twelve I daresay— and come to
Pont Street in the afternoon — my new sitting-room
is ready.
Freddie. [Nodding.] All right. [As she is about
to go, with a rush of feeling in his voice.] I say.
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let's be very commonplace and shake hands this
time
Rhoda. Why — I thought you never did !
Freddie. [Explcmatory .1 In case the motor stands
on its head.
Margaret. Or tramples us under foot on Wimble-
don Common.
Freddie. Oh^ I say Margaret ! [She and Freddie
clasp hands for a momejit, with a note of real feeling in
his voice he says ;] Good night.
Margaret. Courage^ dear friend. [In a low voice.^
. . . Good night, Rhoda.
[Ea:eunt Margaret and Gerald.
Rhoda. Now perhaps we shall get a minute or two
[as she arid Freddie are left alone^.
Enter Waiter or Servant followed by Benson, from
betiveen supper-room curtains on r.
Rhoda. [ With a sign of impatience.^ Oh
Freddie. Why here's Benson — how do you do }
[Goes up and shakes hands with himJ\ I didn't knoAv you
were back again. Are you with Lady Warringford .''
Benson. No, my lord, only for the evening, but
I'm back in England for good. I hope her ladyship
is well .'' [To Rhoda.] And you, ma'am ?
Rhoda. Yes, thank you. I thought you left
mother to go and live in Paris.
Benson. I hoped I was doing a new thing, ma'am ;
so did her ladyship.
Rhoda. What was it .'* I forget.
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Freddie. He started a training-school for turning
French waiters into English butlers.
Benson. The idea was an excellent one, but the
material over there was disappointing.
Freddie. Too thin ?
Benson. Too finicky, my lord, and they haven't
the manner. They may do for waiters, but they'll
never make good butlers.
Rhoda. [Impatiently , evidently anxious to be alone rvith
Freddie]. And you've given up the idea ?
[While this talk is going on, the Servant brings
in two small tables and puts them on l., and
one or two more and puts them by palm-trees
in isolated position,
Benson. [Evidently perceiving Rhoda's impatience.^
Yes, ma'am. When the season is over, I hope to get
settled again — it's too late now. I know her lady-
ship is suited, unfortunately for me
Rhoda. [Still impatient.^ Yes.
Benson. Meanwhile, dinner-parties or balls, or
anything that wants managing, I shall be happy to
attend. [Then as Rhoda turns away to talk with
Freddie, he says haughtily to the Waiter,] That will
do. You needn't do any more, Charles ; we can't
take any more tables from the supper- room.
[Exit Servant.
[Benson looks round, and turns as if to go.
Freddie. [With a sudden idea, going up to him
and speaking confidentially.'] Look here, Benson, I
shall come in presently with a lady for supper.
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You might manage to give us a table in a quiet
corner.
Benson. {^Evidently understanding.^ It sliall be done,
my lord. I'll put one just here. [Indicates l.c. by
palm.] [Exit Benson.
[Freddie atid Rhoda alone.
Rhoda. Oh, do come and sit down for a moment,
I am so anxious about that money— it must be paid
to-night — and I'm dreadfully afraid of Gerald twig-
ging there's something up.
Freddie. I've got it somewhere. [Btisi7iess with his
pockets.] Don't know what I did with it, though —
oh yes, it's all right. There it is. [Handing her a toll
of notes, which she quickly hides in the hosom of her
dress.] Promise me you won't do it again, there's a
good girl
Rhoda. Oh, I can't promise that ; you see, people
won't have you if you don't play fairly high nowadays.
Freddie. Yes they will. You're awfully nice, you
know, and there isn't any occasion for nice girls to
do the things the other ones must.
Rhoda. Do you think I'm nice .'' Brothers seldom
worry about their sisters.
Freddie. Of course you're nice, and I am very
fond of you. That's why
Rhoda. You are a dear.
Freddie. I wish every one thought me a dear.
Rhoda. Doesn't Margaret ?
Freddie. That's different, she's my friend, as I told
you to-day.
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Rhoda. Are you really going to propose to Sybil
Dolwyn ?
Freddie, [Noddi?ig.^ I'm going to risk it.
Rhoda. You'll get tons of money with her — that's
something.
Freddie. 1 don't want them ; I only want her.
P'raps she won't have me.
Rhoda. Oh — h — h ! [Contemptuously J\ She'll jump
at you. Why, you're one of she best partis in
London. I wish she wouldn't — I don't care for her.
Freddie. If she refuses me I shall be done for.
Rhoda. Nonsense, she won't ; she knows better.
Of course we're not going to let other people say it
if you marry her ; but she's an outsider — she knows
it herself.
Freddie. [Quickly.^^ Look here, Rhoda, I wish you
wouldn't say that kind of thing. It isn't — well, it
isn't sportsman-like, you know. You see, you don't
understand Sybil. She looks like a goddess, and —
er — has all kinds of — of — qualities. I don't quite
know what they are, but she's got them — you can
see it in her walk. And then, you're my sister, and
I can't bear you to think anything that isn't kind of
any one, especially of any one I care a lot about.
Rhoda. Freddie, what's come over you ? If you go
on in this way you'll become a country curate, or join
the Salvation Army, or die young.
Freddie. Perhaps I shall.
Rhoda. [Evidently thinking she has gone too far A
Don't be cross. Of course I shall be very nice ii
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you marry her. I'll make up to her to-night if I get
a chance.
Re-enter Gerald.
Gerald. Margaret's getting nicely slanged all the
way to Wimbledon.
Freddie. Dear Margaret, it wasn't her fault. It's
so difficult to make mothers understand sometimes
— even the nicest mothers.
Rhoda. They outgrow things, you know.
Enter Mrs. Calson alone, rather distraite. She
hesitates and looks round.
Freddie. [^Aside to Rhoda.J I'll go and look for her
now, our dance is the next but one. [Nervously.^ I
wonder if there's any champagne about.
Gerald. Plenty in there. [Nodding to the siipper-
room.^ Take Mrs. Calson in and give her a bumper;
they like it at that age, and with that figure.
Rhoda. You mustn't say that sort of thing to
Freddie, or he'll go for you as he did for me just now.
Freddie. Oh, I can't. \Meaning that he cant he
worried with Mrs. Calson.] I must go and look for
her — it's time — I might miss her. Look here — I'll
take you back, and Gerald can give the old lady
some supper.
[Gives his arm to Rhoda, who looks back
triumphantly to Gerald.
Gerald. / don't mind — they don't expect you to
talk.
Rhoda. [Confidentially to Freddie as they go off^.J
You really are a lamb, Freddie dear.
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Freddie. I wish she thought me a lamb — but
what for ?
Rhoda. Getting rid of Gerald for me. I do
think that a husband who follows one about a ball-
room or ani/where
[Exeunt Rhoda and Freddie.
[Gerald and Mrs. Calson left together.
Gerald. Do anything for you .'' I believe there's
food in there.
Mrs. C. Well, 1 don't mind. I always "like to
make sure of things myself,
Gerald. They've put some tables here, but I think
we'd better go in.
Mrs. C. Why yes. Out here we wouldn't see
much or get a selection, and I always want to see
what your English ways are like.
Gerald. There isn't much to be said forthem^but
I daresay we shall get mox*e to eat in there and
that's something. Best of taking in a chaperon is
that she appreciates a good supper — so do I.
[They disappear through the curtains into the
supper-room.
[Waiter enters. Bitsiness. Benson follows,
they arrange table evidently for Freddie
L.c. Business.
[Couple pass. Music louder and softer, ^c.
Enter Duke and Jennie Calson yrom ballroom.
Duke. It seems to be comparatively quiet out
here.
Jennie. Why yes^ and it's lovely. [Looking round.]
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I do think you English people know liow to do
things. Why this London is just one great show ;
but my ! I wouldn't care to live here, it's all a sort
oi" intoxication — like the champagne, not to be taken
every day, though it does you good to taste it some-
times.
Duke. Well — er — suppose we have some now —
these little tables are meant for supper — this one
will do. [Goes to7vards one arranged for Freddie.
Jennie. I'd like it, but 1 wonder where mother's
got to. She's the only one here with a red feather
on her head, and the last time I saw her it was
waving along in this direction — that's the best of a
red feather, you can always see it — it's as good as
one of your post-boxes.
[Clatter is heard and laughter as of supper going
on heyoTid curtains.
Duke. [Dissatisfied.^ Do you want to go to her .''
Jennie. Not me, I'd like to have supper here.
Enter Benson.
Benson. Supper, your Grace }
Duke. Yes. . . . You might put it at that table.
[Pointing to table l.c. To Jennie.] It will be cooler
than going into a crowded room.
Ben.son. [Moving a table k.c. by palm.^ Your Grace
will find this better — and that one has been
taken
Duke. Oh, very well, that one then.
Jennie. I'd like to look in. [Looks in between the
curtains tvhefi servants bring food, champagne, ^-c, to
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table R.C.] Mother's there. I see her — right at the
far end. She's bent on doing everything there is to
do. Going everywhere, seeing everything, eating
everything. She'll be so pleased and satisfied when
she gets back home she won't know what to do with
herself. \Sits down to supper at little table facing
Duke. Business of supper. To Servant.] No, I don't
want anything. \To Duke.] I'm too excited to be
hungry
\^Another couple come and take table farther
back so as to fill up scene.
Duke. [Growing a little empresse in manner.^ Some
champagne, eh? [Pours some into her glnss.^ And
we'll have a quiet little talk, eh .''
[Servant hands something.
Jennie. No, thanks. [7*0 Servant.] Some fruit
and a few crackers — biscuits, you call them I believe
— or anything of that sort there is about, that
will do for me. [To the Duke.] At home it would be
nearer our breakfast-time than supper-time, but I've
been very much interested coming here I can tell
you My ! What a time you have in London —
I like seeing it.
Duke. Though you don't want it — any more than
that — every day .''
[Nods his head at the glass she is raising to her
lips.
Jennie. No, I don't.
[Biisifiess. The Duke is evidently considering
something.
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Duke. [Bracing himself up.^ I'm sorry you don't
like our English life.
Jennie. But I do ; it's London I'm speaking of — I
thought Lexham just lovely. I'd live there always
if it were mine,
Duke. I hoped it might be yours some day when
you were there, my dear young lady
Jennie. Why, Duke, what do you mean ?
Duke. My nephew was very much in love with
you
Jennie. He's losing time falling in love with any
one while you are round. [It is said quite innocently,
hut the Duke looks upi] And in spite of being your
nephew there isn't much in that funny-shaped head
of his, yet — perhaps there will be — Don't you
think that experience is just so much seed that
needs years to grow up before it becomes wisdom .''
I don't think your young men over here are half as
charming as the older men.
Duke. It never struck me — we older men feel
ourselves to be merely the background of life.
Jennie. I wish I could take a few over — it's our
background that wants filling in. [Brisinessl] I'd love
to show you my home.
. Duke. [Grojving still more empresse.'\ I should like
to see it — upon my word I would.
Jennie. It will be spoilt soon, perhaps, but all the
world will, for they are making cities everywhere —
and there are always too many people in them, and
some have too much to eat and some too little, and
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a set of ways of their own. I wouldn't like to be
there when all the West is like New York.
Duke. Why don't you come over here ?
Jennie. But I wouldn't like to live always in London.
Freddie and Sybil enter from ballroom at back, they
come slowly dowti the stage towards the table laid
for them l.c.
[Servants go in and out attending to the third
couple, to Duke and Miss Calson and to
Freddie and Sybil as the scene goes on,
Duke. But you liked Lexham.
Jennie. I just loved it.
Duke. I mean — could you live there .''
[Tries to take her hand.
Jennie. [Surprised.] Why
Duke. You said you didn't like young men — I'm an
old fellow but — [draws back as Servant comes forward.]
Freddie. [Stopjnng at the table l.c] I say^ here's
our table.
Jennie. [To Servant, who offers something.] No,
thank you, I don't want anything more,
[Freddie and Sybil are behind them.
[The third couple, having finished supper, go
back to ballroom.
Duke. This is a better place for a talk.
[Duke and Jennie get up and sit down on the
settee under the palms looking r., their backs
towards Freddie and Sybil.
Jennie. [Evidently listefiing.] I like hearing music
in the distance — it makes me think of home.
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Freddie. [ Who has sat down with Sybil at the othei
table h.c] I say, isn't this ripping?
Sybil. [^Ahsently.^ Isn't it }
[Waiter brings some soup, which she instantly
begins ; then as if she suddenly remembered
Freddie :
I think it's rather a good entertainment^ don't you }
Freddie. Ripping.
Sybil. [Bnsy with her soup.^ Ripping
Freddie. I felt as if I couldn't live any longer if it
didn't begin.
Sybil. If what didn't begin ?
Freddie. [Nervously.^ Why — why — our dance
you know, and supper, and everything. \^She
goes on with her soup.^ I think of nothing but
you all day and all night — you're just every-
thing.
Sybil, [/n a caressing but absent to7ie.^ You silly
boy.
Freddie. I wish you wouldn't call me a silly boy.
It doesn't matter, does it.''
Sybil. What doesn't ?
Freddie. Being two years younger.
Sybil. Not a bit — Royalties are awfully gracious
to-night, aren't they ? [Servant offers champagne.^
Yes, please.
Freddie. P'raps they twigged, you know — often
think they twig an awful lot.
Sybil. [To Servant, who is handing a dish.^ Yes
please, some sole.
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Freddie. [To Waiter.] No, thank you.
Sybil. I always eat fish.
Freddie. So do I, awfully good you know. But I
like to think of 'em swimming about in the sea.
Sybil. You funny boy.
Freddie. I wish you wouldn't call me a boy. I —
I — Have some more fish .'' [T/ie dish has been put
down between them, she nods (nid he gh'es her some more.
Goes on nervously.^ You know I've been awfully
afraid
Sybil. Afraid ? — I am never afraid of anything.
\^LmighsJ\ So silly to be afraid.
Freddie. Oh, I say, don't laugh. When you are
like that, you know — one knows you can't be think-
ing of — of — of what I'm thinking of.
Sybil. What are you thinking of.''
[Looks up at Waiter who just appears.
Waiter. [Taking her plate.] Quail .''
[Freddie makes a gestm'e of impatience.
Sybil. Yes, please. [Listening.] I like that waltz —
danced it last time with Harry Gregson.
Waiter. [To Freddie.] Quail, my lord .''
Freddie. [Impatiently.] No, no, that'll do.
Sybil. You must have some supper. I like men
who eat — they are so good-tempered.
Freddie. [To Waiter.] Oh, say quail— two.
[Helps himself hurnedly.
[Exit Waiter.]
Sybil. Good, aren't they ?
Freddie. Shall I tell you what I was thinking }
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Sybil. [Still eati7tg.\ Tliinking — -when ?
Freddie. The other night when I broke your fan
— do you remember .''
Sybil, Rather. I took it to be mended to-day.
Freddie. I wanted to say something then — it was
so awkward breaking it. I wanted you to know and
— [S/ie holds out her glass for champagne, he Jills iV.]
— I couldn't say it.
Sybil. Why couldn't you ?
Freddie. I don't know. I couldn't— I believe it
broke itself on purpose.
[Takes a long gulp oj" champagne.
Waiter. Fruit salad >
[Sybil nods and is helped to some.
[Freddie's plate is taken away, he hasn't touched
anything.
[She eats her fruit salad and sips chaynpagne at
intervals. He looks at her admiringly. '^
Freddie. I told the mater this morning that you
were like a goddess. Do you know what I think
sometimes ?
Sybil. What?
Freddie. I think that you were once a marble
statue in the British Museum^ or that you are going
to be one or something.
Sybil. It would be awfully cold in winter, no
clothes, you know — and nothing to eat or drink —
[sips champag7ie^ — wouldn't suit me.
Freddie. [Nervoiisly.^ I never thought of that.
Sybil. What did the mater say ?
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Freddie. I like you to call her that. [Pause.] It
was a bore breaking your fan^ you know — I couldn't
say it — I mean what I wanted to say.
Sybil. Well, you can now. [Reaches out her hand
and helps herself' to some grapes which are on a dish close
to her on the table.'] Then perhaps I'll say something
to you.
Freddie. [Huskily.'] Do you mean that } [She nods.]
You know what it is, don't you } [She shakes her head
and pushes a grape into her moidh.] I believe you do.
[She looks up at him with a little laugh.] I'm awfully
gone on you. [He reaches across as if to take her hand.
She pulls the left one hack and with the right one holds up
her little bunch of grapes.] I've been feeling as if
I should blow my brains out if it wasn't any good.
Sybil. Oh, but you wouldn't you know,
[Goes on eating grapes.
Freddie. But it's all right, it is all right, isn't it }
[Entreatingly.] Do say it's all right.
Sybil. [Puzzled.] Is what all right ? I don't
believe you know a bit what you're talking about.
Freddie. Yes, I do. I've been in love with you
all the time, you know that. Look here, do you
think you could marry me .'' I'm an awful rotter, but
I'll do anything you like. You can't think how
awfully fond I am of you.
Sybil. You mustn't talk nonsense, dear boy. You
are only a boy, you know.
Freddie. I'm a man — and I love you — I love you.
Sybil. You have said that.
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Freddie. And I want you to marry me.
Sybil. Fear I can't.
Freddie. Why not }
Sybil. Don't want to. Besides, I'm engaged to
Algernon Wake. The Prince was quite pleased — we
told him. No one knows — only you and the Prince.
Freddie. Oh, I say. You don't mean it. He
doesn't care as I do. He has always been gone on
Margaret.
Sybil. He's gone on me now — [iriimiphantli/] —
and I'm gone on him — awfully gone. But we must
be friends, Freddie dear, you and I.
Freddie. I can't. [Rising.] I can't do it. You don't
mean it, Sybil ? Look here, you don't mean it, do
you ? I couldn't stand it. I'd give my life for you
—I will.
Sybil. I don't want it, dear boy, no use for it,
Freddie. Oh, but I must. •
Sybil. [Getting np.] We'd better go back — I'll give
you another dance presently.
Freddie. 1 can't stay any longer — you made me
think you eared — I can't face it.
Sybil. Nonsense. [With a laugh.'] Don't be silly.
Freddie. Oh, I say
Enter from ballroom Algernon Wake, Rhoda,
and another couple.
Algy. [Coming J'o?-ivard.] Oh, you're there. Been
looking for you.
Sybil. I've been having supper with Lord Gays-
ford.
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Rhoda. Luck for him.
Algy. Come and have some more with us.
Rhoda, [Evide/dljij remembering her talk with
Freddie.] Yes, do.
Sybil. Shall I .'* I'm hungry still. Lord Gaysford
doesn't believe in supper.
Rhoda. Oh ! . . . but won't Freddie come too }
yrurns to the table at back before he can aiisiver
and she forgets }iim.
Sybil. This is splendid.
[With a little laugh. Sits down at supper-table,
with her back to audience and to Freddie,
and a riotous supper begins.
[Freddie, left alone, watches them, then sits half
concealed from them and others 07i the stage,
leans his head forward on his hand, aiid is
evidently cut up.
[The talk is taken up by Jennie and the Duke,
on the settee imder the pahn.
Jennie. [To the Duke.] Well, I think you're just
wonderful. What you should see in a wild Westerner
girl like me I can't think — 'tisn't even as if I were
Anna.
Duke. Ah, why is Miss Anna so often in your
thoughts ?
Jennie. You see,she is my cousin. She lives in New
York, and she's charming, and that generous
Duke. She can't be more charming than you, my
fair Westerner.
Jennie. Well, but I thought when you English
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married American girls, you expected us to come
from New York or Chicago, or some other place
where they raise great heiresses. That's why Anna
wouldn't come herself.
Duke. [Uneasily.'] My dear — [hesifatmg] — Jennie
— I am glad that your money has not been made in
those terrible cities. Englishmen don't make it a
fixed condition that American brides come from one
of them.
Jennie. [Anxioiis/y.] But look here, I want you to
understand I'm not rich ; Ave've got miles and miles
of land, and I don't know how many head of
cattle
Duke. Ah !
Jennie. But there are my four brothers, and they
all come before me, and they've wives and large
families.
Duke. But, my dear young lady, I understood —
that — that — um — well — people don't live as you and
your mother have been doing if — if
Jennie. If they're poor ? Why, we're not poor
but we're not rich. Perhaps we have got mixed up
— it's Anna who is the great heiress of Calson's Trust.
She sent us over ; she was afraid to come herself,
lest — well, lest she'd meet some one like you, Duke,
and she said she didn't want to take her money out
of her own country, so she wouldn't come over here
till she was married — come for her honeymoon,
maybe. Meanwhile she proposed that mother and I
should see for her what it was like; she insisted on
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giving mothei' five thousand pounds, and made her
promise she'd spend it all in the four months we
were away — go to Court and do the Avhole thing — go
back and tell her all about it — carry back the frocks
and all. I didn't want to come — I'm quite content
with my backwoods ; but mother did, and she
wouldn't come without me — I'm glad I did now.
Duke. [Dismayed.] I see — I see — I am afraid that
things have not been made quite cleai*, and that you
were mistaken for the cautious Miss Anna.
Jennie. Why — yes — I believe that's it.
[Burst of laughter from supper-table at hack.
[Freddie starts as he hears it.
Duke. [Coldly.'\ I think it is.
Jennie. Now I feel sure of it — for the number of
— well I must have been pretty vain to think it
was done just for me. ... I wonder if you asked
me to marry you because you thought I was Anna }
If you did you needn't worry — I'm not going to hold
you to it.
[Mus. Calson and Gerald come slowly through
curtains on r. from supper-room.
Duke. [Formally, and evidently with a struggle.] My
dear — Jennie, I am the most fortunate of men —
[Rises.] Here comes your mother. Perhaps we won't
take her into our confidence at this moment— the
position is a little new — we might discuss it more
fully first.
Jennie. [Lookijig at him anxiously.] Suppose you
come and meet me to morrow at Miss Margaret
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Wake's — she's asked me to go and see her — we'll
walk back from her house and talk it over — and till
then I'll just say nothing to mother or any one else.
Good night, Duke. [To Mrs. Calson, irho has come
fortmrd.] Mother, I'd like to go home, if you
wouldn't mind — I'm tired — I want to be with you —
let us go.
[Sai/s it tcnderhj with a little break in her voice.
Mrs. C. [To the Duke.] I see you and Jennie have
been having supper out here. Well, she's missed
something. That room filled with beautiful English
women and distinguished-looking men, sitting at
those little tables thoroughly enjoying themselves,
and the way that supper was served was a sight.
Why
Duke. Ah !
Mrs. C. Why, in New York they may be able to
spend more money, but, compared with the way they
do it here, it's like the chalk drawing on the pave-
ment compared to an old master. Of course with us
farther West — why it's different ; we're just simple.
Gerald. Not quite so festive at this time of
night, eh }
Jennie. [Wearily^ puttifig her hand on her mother s
arm.'] Let us go, mother— I'm very tired. [Turning to
Gerald, 7vho has been standing listening to Mrs. Calson's
talk with an air of derision.] Mr. Massington, will you
see us to our carriage .'' [With a rather distant manjier
to the Duke.] You and I will meet to-morrow.
Good night.
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Duke, Mayn't 1 come
Jennie. Not now.
Duke. [Bows over her hand.^ Good night.
Mrs. C. Good night, Duke, it's been a lovely ball,
and we are very much obliged to you for getting us
invited ; the kindness of you English people is
wonderful.
Gerald. Now then, Mrs. Calson, I'm to have the
honour. [To Rhoda.] I'll be back directly.
[Exit Gerald Massington, 7vith Mrs. Calson
and Jennie.
[Duke stands by settee lost in thought.
Rhoda. [At the supper -tahle.^ But it wasn't his own
wife, you know. [Laughter.
Voice. Then it didn't matter.
Sybil. [Laughing.^ Nothing matters.
Duke. [Hearing, and going a step towards iahle.^
Nothing .''
Voice. Nothing — that's the best of it.
Enter Benson. Business with tables, c^r.
Benson. [Going up to Freddie and speaking in a low
voice.] Let me bring you a whisky-and-soda, my lord.
[Freddie, looking nervously over his shoulder
and seeing that the palms virtually conceal
him from the table at fvhich Sybil and her
friends are rioting, gives Benson a nod of
assent, ptills himself together and sits itp,
evidently deliberating.
[Exit Benson.
Rhuda. I didn't see you were there, Duke.
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Duke. How do you do, Mrs. Massington ?
[He talks to the party at the other table during
following scene,
[Benson returns with the whisky-and-soda, which
he gives to Freddie, who drinks, and evidently
revives under its injiuence.
Freddie. Do you know the nearest telegraph
office that is open all night, Benson ? I want to send
a wire to Paris.
Benson. Charing Cross, my lord.
Freddie. I must go. [Looking round uneasily.
Benson. Couldn't I send it for you, my lord.'' You
look so tired.
Freddie. Er — I wish you would. [Feels in his
pocket, pulls out a letter, tears off blank half-sheet.^ You
must get it written out on a Continental form.
[Feels for pencil, shakes his head,
Benson. A fountain pen, if your lordship can use
it — [ptiUing it out of his pocket^ — I always carry
one.
Freddie. Thank you, Benson. [JVrites.l "Tre-
mayne, Hotel Bristol, Paris. No good, shall do
what I said." [To Benson.] It must go to-night —
he starts for Constantinople at nine in the
morning.
Benson. Fll take it myself, my lord. Is there
anything else I can do }
Freddie. No, I ought to write a note, but
Benson. I fear I can't find paper here, my lord,
but I have a postcard in my pocket if that's an}'^ use.
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I find it so useful to have one about me. [He pulls
out postcard.^
Freddie. [Talcing it tvith a tragic nod. Write,'!.]
" No good. Shall do what I said. Good-bye."
[Turns it over and directs.] " Mrs. Merlin, 17b Bruton
Street." [Gives it to Benson.] Could you see that
they go ^
Benson. I'll take them both myself, my lord.
[Puts them in pocket.
Freddie. Thank you, Benson, [Hesitates^^ Lookhere,
I should like to give you this. [Gives hijn hank-note.
Benson, [Looking at him oddly, but evidently not
suspecting what is in Freddie's mind.] Thank you very
much, my lord.
Freddie. [Looking round 7iervously.] Is there any
way out of this place except ? [Nodding towards
ballroom and supper-room exits.]
Benson. Through this door and the garden, and
you'll be home in two minutes. [Unlocks the door in
conservatory on l.] I'll come down and lock the
garden door after your lordship.
[Freddie goes a step towards the door, stops
and takes a last look at the merry supper-
pcirtyj which does not see him. JVhile he
stands thus, the Duke comes back from the
group supping to the seat beneath the palm,
stands with his back to Freddie, whom he
doesuH see.
Duke. [With a bewildered, startled air as if he cant
believe it, says to himself .•] Accepted !
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Freddie. [/« a note of despair, as he turns to go off
hy the garden door.^ Refused !
[y4 hurst of laughter comes from the table at the
hack.
Curtain.
ACT III
Scene. — Margaret's sitting-room in Pont Street. Small
and pretty. Telephone on table, well down stage ;
mnllion window at back. Green tire in back
garden.
Time. — Next afternoon.
[Margaret alone in oiit-door dress, hat, t^c,
vutch agitated ; reads a note, rings the bell.
Enter Servant.
Margaret. Are you qtdte sure that no one else
called ?
Servant. No one, miss.
Margaret. And there are no more telegrams ?
Servant. No, miss. [Exit Servant.
[Margaret alone. Takes off hat, S^c. Business.
Re-enter Servant, announcing
Mr. Algernon Wake.
Enter Algy ; looks rather foolish and bothered
through the interview.
Margaret. Oh, Algy, I'm so glad you have come.
Algy. Why, what's the matter ?
Margaret. Have you seen Freddie Gaysford ?
Algy. No, haven't looked for him.
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Margaret, You don't know anything about him ?
Algy. Don't want to— I saw him last night.
Margaret. [Eo7-nestli/.'] Did he look happy ?
Algy. [Ahuost with a gmi.] No — o. He didn't.
Margaret. Oh !
Algy. [Still with a gmi.] Sybil refused him.
Margaret. Oh ! What will he do ? [Agitated.]
Algy. P'raps he'll go ofFhis chump — he won't have
far to go — he isn't up to much, you know.
Margaret. Algy, you don't know Freddie ; there's
so much in him.
Algy, No one would think it.
Margaret. He doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve
for daws to peck at.
Algy. Keeps it in his manly breast, eh ?
Margaret. [Earnestly ] And it's full of all the right
thoughts. He cares for the right things, and he does
them. There's no one like Freddie.
Algy. [Irritably.] Well, it's rather a mercy; we
don't want another of them.
Margaret. Algy ! He's my friend.
Algy. All right. Beg pardon. We're cousins —
relations are ahvays rude.
Margaret. [Forgiringly .] Of course.
Algy. Besides, I didn't come to talk about Freddie,
There's awful news about Uncle Edward.
Margaret. Uncle Edward ! Oh, what is it .'' Fve
heard nothing.
Algy. They say he's going to get married — it's all
over the town.
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Margaret. Going to get married ! You said it was
something awful.
Algy. It is, for last night I got engaged to Sybil
Dolwyn.
Margaret. You did I
Algy. Of course I did.
Margaret. I hoped she'd marry Freddie Gaysford.
Algy. Well, she can't ; she's going to marry me.
Margaret. How could she refuse Freddie I
Algy. Easily done.
Margaret. Who is Uncle Edward going to marry ?
Mrs. Merlin }
Algy. Not he ! He's going to marry the Amei'ican
girl.
Margaret. What, that nice Jennie Calson.'^
Algy. Well, you may call her nice, and perhaps he
does ; I don't. . . . Don't you see that if Uncle
Edwai'd gets married, I may never stand in his shoes,
and Sybil mayn't think the chance worth considering.
Margaret. Oh, but you shouldn't count on dead
men's shoes ; it's so unkind.
Algy. Sybil will
Margaret. But doesn't she love you ?
Algy. Don't know. She's going to marry me
because she's thinks that some day I shall be a duke.
I was going to marry her because she's rolling in
money — corkscrew, you know.
Margaret. Oh !
Algy. I like her very well, and she likes me very
well, but I've stated the main facts.
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Margaret. I think it's dreadful.
Algy. I don't, quite fair ; we siiall each get what
we want and jog along very well ; nice girl, plenty
of nerve — sha'n't be dull with her — never quite
certain what she'll do next — I like that sort of
woman, keeps one going.
Margaret. Freddie loved her. [Passloxatelj/.] He
didn't care a bit about her money
Algy. Didn't want it — plenty of his own — no
uncle to worry him.
Margaret. YeSj but if she hadn't had a penny,
and he hadn't^ it would have been just the same —
he loved her. Freddie is worlds better than you,
Algy.
Algy. Very well, I really can't help it.
Margaret. People think far too much about
money. I wish there wasn't any in the world.
Algy. I don't, and you'd be precious uncomfort-
able without it. But look here, do talk sensibly,
there's a good girl ; I came to consult you about
Uncle Edward. I don't want Sybil to chuck me.
Margaret. If slie only accepted you for the
reason you say, it would be a good thing if she did.
Algy. My dear Margaret, I think you're going off
1/oia- chump. Upon my soul, 3'ou're as bad as
Gays ford.
Margaret. \_lmploi''mg and evidently unable to attend
to what he is saying.] Algy, don't be tiresome — but do
go and find out if he's at his rooms, or at the
barracks, if he's aw^ where, and send me a telegram
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or i-ing me up^ and— and — I'll find out about Uncle
Edward for you. I'll telephone to Miss Calson — I
can't very well ask her if it's true, but I'll ask her
to come and see me and perhaps she'll tell me
then. And oh ! how I wish you'd be a real true man
and marry for the right reason — the only right
reason — because you love some one dearly, not be-
cause she has money — there's nothing so splendid in
the world, Algy dear, as a great unselfish love —
You are my cousin and
Algy. I say, that'll do, I can imagine the rest. I'll
go and find out about Gaysford and let you know —
daresay he's only taking a day oft' and will turn up
at the Lavingtons' to night or somewhere else
to-morrow.
Enter Servant, announcing
Mrs. and Miss Calson.
Algy. ]^Askle to Margaret.] Oh, I say, now you can
find out. Perhaps she won't tell you before me
Margaret, Of course not — and do go and find
out about Freddie — I'll do anything in the world for
you if you'll find Freddie — and telephone anything
you hear.
Enter Mrs. and Miss Calson.
Mrs. C. [To Margaret.] Miss Wake, I couldn't
resist doing myself the great pleasure of paying you
a visit. [Shakes hands.]
Margaret. So kind or you.
[She and Jennie exchange greetings.
Jennie. Mother said she would bring me and
s
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Mrs. C. Why, Mi-. Wake, how do you do ?
Algy. How do ? Been paying my cousin a friendly
visit. How do you do, Miss Calson ? Enjoy the
dance last night ?
Mrs. C. [Before J EyiyiiE can 7-epIy.] I did. I thought
it was a lovely house and the supper just perfect.
When I go back to America I shall describe the
way that everything is done here from beginning
to end. Why, that ball last night was worth
coming all the way to see. In New York they
think they know how to do things but I can assure
you
Algy. That we go one better, eh. Always like
doing that myself. So charming, isn't it ? I hope
Miss Calson enjoyed it ? [Looks towards Jennie.
Mrs. C. [Begins before Jennie can answer.'^ Well
now, I don't believe she did as much as she ought.
The Duke was very kind, but Jennie was tired, and
insisted on coming away before it was over. He
had taken great trouble to get us invited and he
looked disappointed — [Margaret ajul Algy eX'
change looks] — for he wanted to give us a good
time, as he always does, and he did me, but
I do think that here in London young people
don't enjoy themselves as much as we older
ones
Algy. Awful shame, isn't it ? I mean awfully
nice for the older people, young people come to it
by-and-by, you know; something to look forward
to [edgiiig towards the door]. Sorry I've got to go.
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Good-bye. You shall hear from me presently,
Margaret — suppose you'll be here ?
Margaret. Yes— [eager /i/] — I shall — be here.
[Exit Algy.
Mrs. C. Jennie says you'd asked her to come and
see you one afternoon, and she wanted to come to-day,
so I thought I would pay my respects to your
mamma, who very kindly invited me] to lunch one
day Avhen we were not able to come. I am not sure
that Jennie wanted me with her this afternoon
Enter Servant, announcing
The Duke of Lexham.
Efiler the Duke.
Margaret. Uncle Edward — [greeting Am] — I am
so glad to see you.
Duke. How do you do, my dear .'' Safely back
from the Wimbledon dance.'' [Turns to the Calsons.
Jennie is rather embarrassed hut tries not to show it.
They shake hands.] How do you do, Mrs. Calson ?
Mrs. C. [To Duke.] Why this is quite an unex-
pected pleasure and gives me a chance of thanking
you again for that splendid entertainment last night.
It's a pity Jennie Avas tired and we had to come
away rather soon, but I can assure you that I enjoyed
it just immensely.
Duke. Ah.^ [To Jennie,] I hope you are better.^
[Goes towards her.
Jennie. Yes, thank you — I'm better.
Mrs. C. [As if she saw that she would not get his
attention, turns to Margaret.] I understood your
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mamma was not at home — I hope she is quite
well ?
Margaret. Oh yes, thank you, she is at the
Albeit Hall bazaar. There's one for her best charity
and she has a stall.
Mrs. C. Well now, isn't that lovely ? I wish I had
gone — what is she selling ?
Margaret. Wooden effigies of celebrities — she
has discovered a genius — no one else knows anything
about.
Mrs. C. Why ! I'd give anything to be there —
did you hear that, Jennie ? I'd love to buy some ;
dead celebrities are so dull, but your living ones
just now are splendid and you have so many to
choose from, it's just wonderful.
Duke. Eh — why don't you go and pick up a few
before it is too late
Mrs. C. I expect there 'd be such a crowd I
wouldn't find my way to the stall and when I did,
perhaps they'd all be snapped up.
Jennie. [Who while Mrs. Calson has been speaking
has edged towai'ds Margaret, says to her aside in an
almost passionate tone.^ Oh, if you could take her
way — I want to talk to him so
Margaret. \SurpTised, looks round, then as if she
twigged the ivholc situation.] Is your carriage at the
door. Uncle Edward ?
Duke. Yes, do you want it ?
[Turns to Jennie, who has gone towards him
after speaking to Margaret.
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Margaret. I know you'll lend it me. [7'o Mrs.
Calson,] Why shouldn't I take you to the bazaar ?
Mother would be delighted, I know the way to the
stall — 1 should be back in ten minutes, and I dare-
say Miss Calson would take care of Uncle Edward
while we went ?
Jennie. But our motor is outside, it would get
there quicker still.
Duke Splendid! [To Mrs. Calson.] You'll be
able to buy up every celebrity in London — and they
are sure to be cheap — celebrities are nowadays.
Jennie. It's a real chance for you, mother,
Mrs. C. [Ral/ier surprised at find in g herself hustled.^
Well, now
Margaret. [Takes np her Art/.] Let us come at
once, where are my gloves ? We'll fly there.
Mrs. C. Well — if you think she would be
pleased
Margaret. She'll be charmed. [To the Duke and
Jennie.] Au revoir. [Opening the door.
[Ejceimt Margaret and Mrs. Calson.
[Duke and Jennie «re alone. He looks at her
inquiringly, she stands with her hack to the
mantelpiece facing him for a minute.
Jennie. I hoped I'd see you — I expect you had
my note asking you to be here .'' [He nods.'\ [Going
a step forward.] It was splendid of Miss Wake to
take mother away. I've been thinking all night
— I've been thinking hard [There's almost emo-
tion in her voice.'\ I want you to understand that I
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like you for the way you stood by Avhat you'd said
last night — after you'd found out I wasn't Anna.
Duke. My dear young lady — I stood by what I
hoped might be my good fortune.
Jennie, You must just let me do the talking for
one minute — it was splendid of \ ou ; but I wouldn't
marry you for all the world. You mustn't think I'm
not grateful — most American girls like marrying
dukes — I know one^ Katherine Fifler she's called,
who says she owes it to her father to come over and
invest his money in a title and lands and all that,
and she'll do it. But there aren't many of you who
who would stand by a simple Western girl when
they found she didn't know for certain that she'd a
thousand dollars of her own ; and that you were
one of them, and willing to do it just for the sake of
your word
Duke. For the sake of a most charming woman
Jennie. [As if she hadn't heard.^ Ill never forget.
Since I came to England I've had nineteen offers of
marriage of one sort or anotlier, but now I feel that
not one of them has been made to me — they've all
been made to Anna's millions with which I got
mixed up. It's a good lesson for one's vanity
Duke. My dear — Jennie — if I may call you that —
let me speak — I did think you were an heiress, I own
up. I told my nephew Algernon that I should be
delighted if you married him. He hasn't any brains,
and he hasn't any money, and he'll never do a day's
work, and I thought
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Jennie. He might marry me ? It 7vas kind.
Duke. I ought to be horse-whipped.
Jennie. [/« a quick half -passionate, half-pathetic
voice.^ And that was why you asked us to Lexham, I
expect ? Why it was like " ' Will you walk into my
parlour ? ' said the spider to the fly."
Duke. [2'aking no notice.^ And when you came —
or rather, when you had been there a day or two, I
thought you the most charming girl I had ever seen
in my life, so fresh and natural, .and unspoilt, that
upon my life, meeting you after the London women
was like walking out of a crowded ballroom down a
country lane on an early spring morning. But it
never occurred to me to think of you myself, I've had
my day, I'm fifty-seven years old.
Jennie. [Still pathetic. '\ It's just a lovely age — it's
what makes you so interesting. I've thought you
like no one else here, and haven't cared a bit about
who you were or anything but just you, and those
fifty-seven years you've lived — I knew how pic-
turesque they must have been
Duke. Jennie ! [Goes on explaining.^ I don't pre-
tend that I haven't thought of the — the fortune that
I understood was yours. Er — er — I thought it
would be a good thing for Algernon to have it
Jennie. It would be just the worst — he ought to
be made to work — it would make a man of him — but
they don't know how to do it over here.
Duke. And Lexham — what with the reduction
of rents and life charges and all the thousand and
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one things that are a nightmare to property-owners
— is shrinking and falling to bits for want of — ot^ — of
stoking — I think that is what you call it
Jennie. [IVith a little s?mle.] For want of an heiress
to prop it up.
Duke. Well for want of money from somewhere,
to put it plainly.
Jennie. I see, 1 see — I was just the chance for
Lexham
Duke. Yes, I confess — I wanted your money for
the place — but I wanted you for myself. I'm more in
love than I have been since I was twenty-five, when
I married — and had ten good years. [ With feeling in
his voice.'\ I've never seen any woman I could put in
her place till I met you ; she would understand your
beins: in it
o
Jennie. If I were Anna I believe I would be
there
Duke. [Going forwai'd.] Be there, without beins-
»
Anna, if you can bring yourself to take me — if you
care
Jennie. Why yes, I could care, but I'm not going
to marry you, it would just be the worst mistake
that either of us could make, and presently we'd
look at each other and we'd know it better than
any one in the world. I just couldn't live the life
that all of you live over hei-e.
Duke. But you said you liked the life at Lexham.
Jennie. I think it's beautiful, it's a living picture,
but it isn't one that I want to be in. I've liked
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seeing it all, I'll like vemembeving it, just as I'll like
remembering all I've done over here, living at
Claridge's, wearing clothes such as I never had
before, going to King Edward's Court, and your
Universities and Ascot, and places like last night —
why it's been a dream, but I couldn't take it as my
life — I couldn't take even Lexham as that,
Duke. Why not ?
Jennie. I couldn't do it, I couldn't live in a house
with as many rooms, with all those beautiful things
that have got to be just so, and just there ; or with
all that crowd of sei-vants about. I couldn't wear
my best clothes all day long ; why they'd worry nie ;
or go sitting down to all those long meals every day
with white table-cloths and servants dressed up
waiting on me, or do all the things that people do
in that position — I'm not made that way. I'd feel
as if I were in prison, or play-acting a piece that
never came to an end, or in a wax-work — I wouldn't
feel alive, I wouldn't feel able to breathe.
Duke. But what sort of life do you live, my dear ?
Jennie, Why, we just live on the land, and our
house is a long low one, and the room we are in
mostly is a large one with high rafters and a stone
floor and sheep-skin mats about, and a door that
opens on to the world that stretches miles and miles
away. We never use the best parlour unless strangers
come or there's something out of the common going
on. And no one comes over our threshold of the
sort you see here in London.
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Duke. They'll come
Jennie. Yes, we know that. The cities are creep-
ing nearer but they're not there yet. The planters
and growers and cattle-ranchers know that the old
life is coming to an end, but I wouldn't give up a
single da}' of it — I couldn't — [7-eachi7ig out her hands^.
... I believe I love you a little — [He goes a step
forward hut she keeps him hack.'\ — but it's only as one
loves in a dream or as one might love someone on
Sundays. The man I live my life with must be for
the waking time and the week-days. He must wear
rough clothes and thick boots, and work with his
hands and be ready with his fists, and love the open
better than indoors, and know the sky and the
ground and every sign of the weather, and every
beast he owns and its name— and everything about
it. [Struggles not to break down.^ I'm going back to
the life I want to live, but I'll remember you — I'll
just remember you all my life
Duke. Come to me for all my life
Jennie. No, I couldn't. And you'll get to see
how wise I am— —
Duke. Wise, my dear? — I love you
Jennie. No, you're just surprised — you're taken
with the New World view — but you wouldn't like it
always
Duke. [BeJiectivelyJ] Perhaps
Jennie. [As if it were all painjul.^ Why no, not per-
haps — but certain — and now I'd like to end all this —
we're friends — and we'll always be friends at heart
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Duke. You've taught me that money isn't every-
thing. [Takes her hands and kisses the7n.^ Some day I
shall come out to the West and see you — if you'll
let me,
Jennie. Why yes, I'll let you do that. [fVith a
pathetic kaigk.] You'll like it, but you'll feel as much
out of it as I would riding my rough pony down
Rotten Row, though I'd like to do that. [Siidden/ij.]
I want to go home — will you tell Miss Wake ? Oh
but she's gone off with mother in the motor.
Duke. Jennie, are you sure
Jennie. Yes, I'm sure, and I want to go back to
the hotel right away. [Turns as if to go.]
Duke. Let me drive you.
Enter Servant with a telegram on a tray, looks round
evident Ij/ surprised not to see Margaret.
Jennie. Miss Wake will be here directly.
[Exit Servant.
Oh ! Here she is
Re-enter Margaret.
Margaret. [To Jennie.] Mrs. Calson has sent
back the motor for you, but I hope you won't go just
yet
Jennie. Why yes, I must, the Duke was going to
drive me, but now we can go along separately. Let
me come and see you another day. [To the Duke.]
And I would rather you drove me some other day, if
you don't mind. Good-bye [to Margaret].
Duke. I'll see you into the motor if I may. [To
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Margaret as he is about to go with Jennie.] I'll come
back in a minute
[Exit Duke nnih Jennie, re-enter Servant,
hands Margaret the telegram, ajid exit.
She opens it, gives a little cry.
Margaret. \Iieads aloud iriih a puzzled «;>.] " Am
coming to you this morning, Freddie. [Looks at
envelope.^ Redirected at Lancaster Lodge, sent first
by mistake to Lansdowne Lodge." I don't under-
stand. [Agitated.^
Re-enter the Doke.
Uncle Edward, do you understand this telegram }
It's from Freddie Gaysford, I expected a telegram
from him this morning at Wimbledon, but it didn't
come. He was to have come here this afternoon,
but he hasn't
Duke. [LooLing at telegram.] Evidently forgot the
address.
Margaret. And he's probably wandering about
Wimbledon Common trying to find me, oh ! Where
is he .^
Duke. He'll turn up, my dear, when he's tired of
trying to find you there — I daresay he'll be here
directly
Re enter Servant, ivith another telegram.
Perhaps this is from him.
Margaret. [Teanng it open.] ''Just arrived at
Folkestone, coming to you immediately, Tremayne."
Mr. Tremayne ! Why he started for Constantinople
last night. [Pause.] Oh ! do you think [Agitated.]
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Can it be about Freddie ? I know he is miserable,
for Sybil Dolwyn refused him last night.
Duke. It's lucky for him that she did.
Margaret. She accepted Algy
Duke. I know — 1 thought she would do for him —
but now — \seiiousIif\ — I'm sorry for it, and Lexham
will be sorry by-and-by — she's not the right sort.
Margaret. Algy heard that you were going to be
married, Uncle Edward^to Jennie Calson.
Duke. I was last night.
Margaret. Oh I I'm glad
Duke. But she has thrown me over — just now.
Margaret. Thrown you over I Why .^
Duke. Because I'm not good enough for her, she
wants a man who wears thick boots and rough clothes
and a wideawake. She thinks that I am a loafer with
too many luxuries — she's wrong; my class, if it does
its duty, often works much harder than — than the
one she admires. But she's a fine creature. I would
rather not talk about it, though she's given me more
to think about than I've had for twenty-five years.
Margaret. [Putting her hand on his armi] It's
always good to love the best — be glad you have
done that, dear Uncle Edward , . . [Pause.^ I wish
you would talk about Freddie, I am so anxious about
him. [Suddenly remembering.^ He asked me to shake
hands last night — it frightens me, he meant — Oh !
why didn't I understand .'' [Emotion.^
Duke. [Looking round sharply, hut speaking with tender-
ness.^ He's a nice lad— are you fond of him, my dear .''
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Margaret. \^Half ttmiing away.^ He's my friend —
of course I like him
Enter Servant with a 7iole on tray, fv/iick he
hands to Margaret.
[^Exit Servant.
Duke. P'raps that's from him.
Margaret. Oh no ! — may I open it t It's from
Mrs. Merlin. [Reads.^ " I am so anxious about dear
Freddy Gaysford, do you know anything about
him } lAgitated.] Oh ! [Rings the bell.]
Enter Servant.
[Margaret goes to writing-table on l. , and wtiles.]
"Nothing, nothing, am miserable." [To Servant.]
Send this note at once to Mrs. Merlin by hand.
[Exit Servant.
[To Duke.] Oh, do go to Grosvenor Place and see if
Lady Gaysford knows anything — and come back and
tell me — I would go myself but I can't. If she only
had a telephone — but she won't have one in the house.
Duke. Quite right — a telephone is as bad as a
motor — I'll go this minute. [Takes both her hands,
kisses her forehead. Is going, then turns back. ^ Don't
tell Algy I'm not going to marry Jennie — I want to
see what happens — don't tell him yet
Margaret. I won't. Come back and tell me
about Freddie — I am so unhapjiy — and you are such
an old dear, I love you, Uncle Edward. [Exit Duke.
[Margaret alone, takes off her hat, throws her-
self on a chair, business, agitation.
Margaret. [Exclaimi7ig passionately.^ Oh, Freddie,
Freddie, if you would only come ! [The telephone
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bell lings. She files to it. Business at the telephone.']
Yes, it's I;, Margaret. Oh, Algy ! He's not been
there all day ? I know that, he's been to Wimble-
don, but I thought — he ought to have come back
before this. [Listens at telephone.] Oh yes, I hope
he'll turn up — thank you for going . . . Oh ! yes,
what about Sybil ? Oh ! They've switched it off!
\_Comes back centre of stage, sits dowii and eoi-
dently thinks anxious li/.
Enter Servant, annoimcing
Loi-d Gaysford.
Margaret. [Starting to her feet.] Oh !
Enter Freddie.
[E.vit Servant.
Oh, Freddie, Freddie, I am so glad you've come. Oh,
Freddie dear !
Freddie. [Gravely, with a long sigh of relief] It is
good to see you.
Margaret. Oh, dear Freddie !
Freddie. Dear Margaret !
Margaret. Your telegram to Wimbledon went to
the wrong address — I only had it half an hour ago —
sent back
Freddie. / went to the wrong address — walked
about the Common for hours, then I found the right
place — you had just gone.
Margaret. And then ?
Freddie. Then I walked about the Common again
to find a secluded portion to which — I could return.
I'm going back there.
Margaret. [Aiuviousli/.] Oh ! going back ?
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Freddie, [He nods.] It's so quiet there. But I
had to see you first.
Margaret. I knew you would come.
Freddie. Rossetti and Browning didn't do much
for me.
Margaret. Tell me what she said.
Freddie. She's engaged to Wake.
Margaret. [ fVifh a sound of sympathy.'] I know.
Algy has been here, Uncle Edward told him he
ought to marry some one with money.
Freddie. She has tons — from the corkscrew.
Still I could give her some things that he can't.
Margaret. And you are so different — Ohj I
can't think how she could refuse you.
Freddie. That's only because you like me, dear.
\Pmise.
Margaret. What are you going to do }
Freddie. This. [Stretches open his side-pocket,
lifts the pistol a little way out of it, aiid drops it hack.]
I bought it in Wigraore Street this morning.
Margaret. Freddie ! You won't, really.''
Freddie. There's nothing else. If there was a
war I should go to it ; but there isn't — there won't
be one in spite of the papers — there's only this.
Margaret. Oh no, no, you mustn't I
Freddie. I've written to Mrs. Merlin.
Margaret. I know, I had a letter from her just
now ; she's miserable.
Freddie. She's a dear woman ; and I wired to
Tremayne.
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Margaret, I know ! He's on his way back.
Freddie. How splendid of him I
Margaret. But your mother ?
Freddie. Dear mum! I must write to her — it's
better that she should have the shock, it will at
least save her the miserable anticipation . , .
Margaret. But it's too dreadful. [Reaches out
her hands in despair.^ Oh, what are you looking
at.?
Freddie. Only at the tree in the back garden,
I wonder how it got there. What tree is it?
Margaret. [Impatiently^. I don't know — I don't
care — we found it there when we took the house.
[Crosses stage.'\ Freddie, you're not going back to
Wimbledon,''
Freddie. Not for an hour or two — it ought to be
done in the dark, you know. There's no place nearer
— the parks are overrun,
Margaret, But you couldn't do it in the suburbs
[shiidders'\ . . . and it won't be dark for a long time.
[They hold each other's hands, and sit side by side.
Pause.^ I can feel the immensities near us, [Very
gravely.] Suppose we have some tea.
Freddie, I should like it. [She rings.
Margaret. You must give me that horrid pistol.
Freddie. No . , , [Firmly.] I can't,
Margaret, Only to hide in the coal-scuttle
while we are together, I am so afraid of it. You
don't want to kill me, even by accident, do you,
Freddie ?
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Freddie. No, dear^ not for the world. Let me
put it there.
[iS/te lifts tip the lid of the bi-ass coal-scuttle and
he puts it carefully inside.
Margaret. {With a sigh of relief] It can't go off
by itself.
Freddie. No — not in the coal-scuttle.
Enter Seb.\ ANT with tea.
[They sit on either side of the tea-table, husitiess
of making it, <^'C.
Freddie. It w good to be here. It's an awfully nice
room. . . .
Margaret. And this is its first week. . . . Two
lumps ?
Freddie. Only one. . . . You'll see all your own
friends here .''
Margaret. I shall never have one like you. . . .
Let me see, you do like cream .''
Freddie. Not too much. [Takes the cup. She offers
him bread and butter; he shakes his head. He looks
rou7id.] 1 shall never see it again^ Margaret.
Margaret. We might have had such happy hours
in it together.
Freddie. Who did those pictures .''
Margaret. I forget his name — one of Whistler's
disciples.
Freddie. He was an awful duffer.
Margaret. What, Whistler ?
Freddie. No, his disciple. And the books, what
are they } [Nodding toivards the little bookshelf
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Margaret. Modern poets. I collect them, you know,
Freddie. Lucky chaps — but I wonder you don't
die — I found the big ones hard enough. [Pause.
Margaret. Freddie, don't you think it's wicked
to put an end to a great intellect — to a great career,
perhaps .''
Freddie. What do you mean ?
Margaret. You might win some battle for your
countiy — you might be Commander-in-Chief.
Freddie. They don't want one now. And they
are always wanting to reduce the army — I am help-
ing — it's better than being disbanded — they only care
for Territorials now.
Margaret, But it is wonderful how events seem
to march out to meet each other. [He shakes his head. ]
Perhaps the papers will manage to bring on a war.
Couldn't you wait and see ?
Freddie. No, dear — you can never trust them.
[Looking at her.] . . . Your eyes are very blue, Mar-
garet. I thought so in the Park — do you remember
how you and I went out to meet each other last
Wednesday } [She ?iods.] It was that day you talked
of some artist no one had heai'd o£
Margaret. I told you of the picture in his studio
at Hampstead, and you said that Hampstead was
the end of the world.
Freddie, I wish we had gone. . , . We never
shall now. . . . Primrose Hill is somewhere near it,
Symonds told me he went there once. ... I can't
believe it's all over. [Gets up.
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Margaret. No^ no — it mustn't be over.
Freddie. It's time to go.
Margaret. Not yet, not yet.
Freddie. And the worst of it is she won't
care
Margaret. Oh, she will — it'll kill her.
Freddie. I don't believe it will even give her
neuralgia. She's not like you — if she had been like
you, Margaret [Turns away.
Margaret. You mustn't — mustn't go.
Freddie. It's time.
Margaret. \I*assionalely.\ You mustn't go, it
would be wicked, cruel, cowardly — don't do it — don't
do it.
Freddie. \Surf vised .^^ I should look such a fool if
I didn't — now ; think of that, dear. Tremayne has
chucked Constantinople, and Mrs. Merlin would never
believe me again — and I bought it on purpose —
\nodding at scuttle], I should have done it last night
if I'd had one by me.
Margaret. Oh I What does it all matter .-^ You
mustn't throw away your beautiful life.
[Puts Old her hands entreatingly .
Freddie. No one else thinks it beautiful — only
you. [Takes her hands, and looking into her eyes a
change seems to come over himj] There's no one like
you, Margaret.
Margaret. Yes — there's Sybil.
Freddie. She's heartless, and the strange thing is
that to-day, when I ought to feel so much, it seems
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as if a wave had swept over me — it's Rossetti perhaps
— it has carried all that I felt for her away — that
makes it so hard.
Margaret. Oh, but you loved her so only yester-
day — you said she was like a goddess
Freddie. A goddess has no heart, go and look at
them in the British Museum — they are made of
stone.
Margaret. Or an Empress.
Freddie. She is a pig.
Margaret, A pig !
Freddie. She ate too much supper. She ate two
suppers — one after the other.
Margaret. Women often do— you mustn't judge
her so harshly, dear — I can't believe she doesn't care.
Freddie. You can't, because — there's no one like
you in the world. I never cared for her as I do for
you — why didn't you love me, Margaret — Margaret,
why didn't you love me .-* I should never have
looked at her then. [Telephone bell.
Margaret. You never wanted me to — in that
way
Freddie. I always did. [Sadly.] I never really
loved any one but you — if you had only cared for
me — Margaret — my Margaret — why didn't you
care [Telephone »bell again.] It was because I
thought you didn't — oh ! damn that bell.
Margaret. I did — I do. Oh, that bell! [Bell
rings furiously as they are in the act of embracing, and
with a desperate exclamation Margaret flies to it.] [At
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the telepko7ie.] Yes. . . . [To Freddie.] Oh, it's Algj'.
[To telephone.] Yes, it's I, Margaret. Freddie is
here. . . . What. . . . Oh, how cruel ! Sybil says
she was only joking? . . . But she was not, she
refused him I He was broken-hearted — till just
now. . . . Yes. . . . What I She's not — Wait . . .
I'll ask him, he's here. Wait. [Tumi7ig to Freddie.]
Sybil says she's engaged to you ; that she accepted
you last night at supper. And she was only laughing
at Algy. [ JVithJeeling in her voice, into telephone.] Ring
me up again in five minutes and I'll tell you what
Freddie says. [Gets up and goes to Freddie.] Freddie
dear, you are free, don't think that I will hold you.
You must go to her — you must go to her. You are
free — you are free
Freddie. But Margaret ! Margaret — it's you I
love — you
Enter Lady Gaysford, ^o//o«'ec? hy Tremayne
and Mrs. Merlin, all agitated.
Lady G. Oh, Freddie, Freddie, we've been looking
for you everywhere ; I was afraid that
Freddie. I've been having tea with Margaret.
Tremayne. But, look here, what does this mean ?
They woke me up with your confounded wire at
seven this morning — only went to bed at six — and
instead of going to Constantinople, I rushed back,
because I thought you had put a pistol to your
head.
Margaret. [Vehemently.'] He wa^ going to — he
was, indeed ; it's in the coal-scuttle.
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Lady G. The coal-scuttle-
Tremayne. His head, or the pistol ?
[Going towards coal-scuttle. Business.
Freddie, I earned it about all day, but I was so
bored with it. Mother, I was an ass !
[Taking her hands.
Lady G. Oh no, dear, I hope not.
Freddie. But for Margaret, I should have been.
Mrs. M. [Pidtiiig her hand on Margaret's arm.^ I
knew this dear girl would save him.
Freddie. She has — I'm engaged to her. [Taking
Margaret's hand.^ Margaret — my Margaret
[Telephone hell rings.
Tremayne. [Puzzled and saxiage.'\ But it was Sybil
you were in love with
[Telephone bell rings violently.
Freddie. Do let me answer the beastly thing.
It's Algy. [Going to telephone.'^ Yes , . . It's Gays-
ford. . . . No. . . . Tell her it was only a joke. I'm
engaged to Margaret. . . . I'm sorry she's thro^vn
you over. . . . Yes, of course — it's because she
heard the Duke was going to be married.
Margaret. But he isn't — only don't say so,
Freddie. Oh! . . . [To Aloy, at telephone.] Come
and dine at the Ritz . . . good.
[Freddie drojjs telephone and comes forward.
Tremayne. You've made nice fools of us all
round.
Mrs. M. Yes. [Shaking her head.] You have,
Freddie dear.
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Freddie. But you've all been splendid, and I'm
in the seventh heaven.
[Tremayne grunts.
Mrs. M. [PurrhiglyJ] And not a fool's paradise?
Freddie. No. [Puts his arm on Margaret's shoulder
and looks into her eyes, and takes his mother's hand.^
Not a fool's paradise — in the one that Margaret has
made for me.
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