2447 1824 A A ==^ 33 ==^= "n 3 ^^^^ O =^==: ^ 4 '5 ^=1= m Chapman The Ball THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES THE BALL. A COMEDY. AS IT WAS FRESENTKD BY HER MAJESTY S SERVANTS AT THE PRIVATK HOUSE IN DRURY f/ANE WRITTEN BV GEORGE CHAPMAN AND JAMES SIIIRLEV. LONDON IMUNTEU BY THOMAS COTE9, FOR ANDREW CKOOKE, AN» WILLIAM COOKE. PERSONS REPRESENTED. Lord Rainebow. Sir Ambrose Lamount. Sir Marmaduke Travers. Colonel Winfield. Mr. Bostock. Mr. Freshwater. Mr. Barker. Monsieur Le Friske. Gudgeon, Servant to Freshwater. Solomon, Servant to Lucina. Servants, 8fc. Lady Lucina. Lady Rosamond. Lady Honoria. Mi.stress Scutilia. Venus, Diana, Cupid. b?OA»''-3;7?C? THE BALL. A COMEDY, WRITTEN BY GEORGE CHAPMAN AND JAMES SHIRLEY. LONDON: PRINTED FOR CHARLES BALDWYN, NEWGATE-STREET- MDCCCXXIV. LONDON : Printed by D. S. Maurice, Fenchurch-stteet. THE BALL. This excellent old Comedy \vas licensed to be acted on the 16th of November, 1632, and the representation appears, from the M8S. of Sir Henry Herbert, the Master of the Revels, to have given great offence. " In the play of The Ball" says he, " written by Shirley, and acted by the Queen's Players, there were divers personated so lively, both of Lords and others of the Court, that I took it ill, and would have forbidden the Play, but that Biston [Chris- topher Beeston] promised many things, which I found fault withal, should be left out, and that he would not suffer it to be done by the Poet any more, who deserves to be punished; and the first that offends in this kind, of Poets or Players, shall be sure of public punishment." From an allusion to this Play in the following passage in Shirley's iMdii of Vleasur", it appears not unlikely that the admonition of the Master of the Revels induced the poets to leave out some of the more obnoxious parts in tlic pub- lication of it. " Another game you Iiave, which consumes more Your fame than purse, your revels in the night, Your meetings, cali'd The Hall, to which appear, As to the Court of Pleasure, all your gallants And ladies, thither bound by a subpoena Of Venus and small Cupid's high displeasure: 'Tis but the Family of Love, translated Into more costly sin : there was a play on't ; And had the Poet not been brib'd to a modest Expression of your antic gambols in't. Some darks had been discovered ; and the deeds too ; In time he may repent, and make some blush, To see the second part danc'd on the stage." According- to Sir Henry Herbert, in the passage above quoted. The Ball was written by Shirley, and from internal evidence we should say, that if not the whole yet the greater part was written by him. There is more nicety and discrimination in the characters than Chapman was capable of, and the humour is chiefly of that kind in which Shirley delights and excels. THE B A L L. ACT I. SCENE!. Kntfir Sir Marmaduke Travers and Mr. Rostock. Bos. Whither so fast, Sir Marmaduke? a wonl. Mnr. My honorable blood ! would I could stay To give thee twenty : I am now engag'd To meet a noble gentleman. Bos. Or rather A gentlewoman ; let her alone, and go With me. Mar. Whither? Bos. I'll shew thee a lady of fire. Mar. A lady of the lake were not so dangerous. Bos. I mean a spirit ; in few words, because I love thee, I'll be open ; I am going To see my mistress. Mar. I'll dispense with my B 2 THE BALL. Occasion to see a handsome lady, I know you'll chuse a rare one. Bos. She is a creature Worth admiration ; such a beauty, wit. And an estate besides — thou canst not chuse But know her name, the Lady Lucina. Mar. Is she your mistress ? Bos. Mine ! whose but mine ? Am I not nobly born? does not my blood Deserve her ? Mar. To tell you truth, I was now going thither. Though I pretended an excuse, and with A compliment from one that is your rival. Bos. Does she love any body else ? Mar. I know not. But she has half a score, upon my knowledge. Are suitors for her favour. Bos. Name but one. And if he cannot shew as many coats — Mar. He thinks he has good cards for her, and likes His game well. Bos. Be an understanding knight. And take my meaning ; if he cannot shew As much in heraldry — Mar. I do not know how rich he is in fields. But he is a gentleman. Bos. Is he a branch of the nobility ? How many lords can he call cousin ? else He must be taught to know he has presum'd To stand in competition with me. TIIK BALL. Mnr. Yoli will not kill him ? Bos. You shall panlou ino ; I have that within nie must not be provok'd, There be some living- now that have been kill'd For lesser matters. Mar. Some living that have been kill'd ! Bos. I mean some living that have seen examples, Not to confront nobility; and I Am sensible of my honour. Mar. His name is Sir Ambrose. Bos. Lamount : a knight of yesterday. And he shall die to-morrow; name another. Mar. Not so fast, sir ; you must take some breath. Bos. I care no more for killing half a dozen Knights of the lower house ; T mean that are not Descended from nobility, than I do To kick any footman ; an' Sir Ambrose were Knight of the Sun, king Oberon should not save him. Nor his queen Mab. Enter Sir Ambrose Lamount. Mar. Unluckily he's here, sir. Bos. Sir Ambrose, How does thy knighthood ? ha ! Amh. My nymph of honour, well ; I joy to see thee. Bos. Sir Marmaduke tells me thou art suitor to Lady Lucina. Amh. I have ambition To be her servant. 4 THE BALL. Bos. Hast ? thou'rt a brave knight, and I commend Thy judgement. ^mb. Sir Marmaduke himself leans that \v\iy too. Bos. Why didst conceal it ? Come, the more the merrier. But I could never see you there. 3fnr. I hope. Sir, we may live. Bos. I'll tell you, gentlemen, Cupid has given us all one livery ; I serve that lady too ; you understand me : But who shall carry her, the fates determine ; I could be knighted too. ^ml). That would be no addition to Your blood. Bos. I think it would not ; so my lord told me ; Thou know'st my lord, not the earl, my other Cousin; there's a spark his predecessors Have match'd into the blood ; you understand He put me upon this lady ; I proclaim No hopes ; pray let's together, gentlemen ; If she be wise — I say no more ; she shall not Cost me a sigh, nor shall her love engage me To draw a sword, I have vow'd that. Mar. You did but jest before. Jmb. 'Twere pity that one drop Of your heroic blood should fall to th' ground : Who knows but all your cousin lords may die. Mar. As I believe them not immortal, sir. Jmb. Then you are gulf of honour, swallow all. May marry some queen yourself, and get princes IHK BALL. O To furnish the barren parts of Christendom. Enter Solomon. Sol. Sir Marmaduke ! in private : my lady woukl Speak with you. [aside to Sir Mannnduke. Amb. 'Tis her servant, what's the matter ? Bos. I hope he is not sent for. Sol. But come alone, I shall be troubled With their inquiries, but I'll answer 'em. Amh. Solomon ! [takes him aside. Sol. My lady would speak with you, sir. Amd. Me ? Sol. Not too loud ; I was troubled with Sir Marmaduke. Mar. This is good news. [aside. Bos. I do not like this whispering. Sol. [to Sir Amb^ Forget not the time, and to come alone. Amb. This is excellent. [aside. Bos. Solomon, dost not know me ? [takes him aside. Sol. My business is to you, sir ; these Kept me off; my lady Lucina Has a great mind to speak with you. Little do these imagine how she honours you. Bos. If I fail, may the surgeon. When he opens the next vein, let out all my honorable blood : There's for thy pains ; what thou shall be hereafter Time shall declare ; but this must be conceal'd. [exit Solomon. Amb. You look pleasant. Mar. No, no ; I have no cause j you smile. Sir Ambrose. 6 THE BALL. A)i>6. Who, I?— The Colonel. J^Hter the Colonel. M Had not interpos'd. Lord R. Come, out with it. Ros. We had a difference. Lord R. Well said. Ros. About a man in the world ; you had best name him Hon. You have the better gift at telling secrets. Lord R. Yet again, come I'll help it out ; there is A gentleman in the world, some call a lord. Ros. Did your lordship overhear us ? Lord R. Nay, nay, you must stand to 't — one whom yon Love ; it will appear no greater miracle In you, I take it ; one, no doubt, that hath Travell'd, and clapp'd as modest cheeks, and kiss'd As melting lips ; thus far I'm right, but what Name this most happy man doth answer to. Is not within my circle. Hon. Yet you know him. Ros Not to retain your lordship longer in the dark, Confident you'll not accuse my modesty For giving you a truth, you shall not travel Beyond yourself to find his name ; but do not Triumph, my lord. Lord R. Am I so fortunate ? THE BALL. 15 Then, love, I do forgive thee, and will cherish The flame I did suspect would ruin me ; You two divide my love, only you two ; Be gentle in your empire, heavenly ladies ! No enemy abroad can threaten you. Be careful, then, that you maintain at home No civil wars. Hon. How d'ye mean, my lord? Lord R. You are pleas'd to smile upon me, gentle lady; And I have took it in my heart more than Imaginary blessings ; with what pleasure Could I behold this beauty, and consume INly understanding to know nothing else. My memory to preserve no other figure. Ros. My lord, I am not worth your flattery. Lord R. I flatter you? Venus herself be judge, To whom you are so like in all that's fair, 'Twere sin but to be modest. Ros. How, my lord ? Lord R. Do not mistake me ; 'twere A sin but to be modest in your praises : Here's a hand, nature shew me such another ; A brow, a cheek, a lip, and every thing. Happy am I that Cupid's blind. Ros. Why happy ? Lord R. If he could see, he would forsake his mistress To be my rival, and for thy embraces Be banish'd heaven. Hon. My lord, I'll take my leave. Lord R. If you did know liow great a part of me 16 THE BALL. Will wither in your absence, you would liave More charity ; one accent of unkind Languag-e from you doth wound me more than all The malice of my destinies ; oh, dear madam. You say you'll take your leave of your poor servant ; Say, rather, you will dwell for ever here, And let me stay and gaze upon Your heavenly form. Hon. I can be patient To hear your lordship mock me ; these are but A coarse reward for my good thoughts. Lord R. This 'tis to use plain dealing, and betray the inside Of our hearts to women ; did you think well of me So late, and am I forfeited already. Am I a Christian ? Hon. Yes, I hope, my lord. Lord R. Make me not miserable then, dear madam. With your suspicion ; I dissemble with you ! But you know too well what command your beauty Has upon me. Hon. Give me leave. My lord, to wonder you can love me. With such a flame you have express'd, yet she Your mistress. Lord R. You are both my mistresses. Ros. I like not this so well. Lord R. There is no way but one to make me happy. Hon. I wish, my lord, I had the art to effect What you desire. Ros. Or I. THE BALL. 17 Lord R. It is within Your powers. Hon. Speak it, my lord. Lord R. Since it is so That I'm not able to determine which IVIy heart, so equal unto both, would chuse. My suit is to your virtues ; to agree Between yourselves, whose creature I shall be. You can judge better of your worths than I ; My allegiance shall be ready, if you can Conclude which shall have the supremacy ; Take pity on your servant, gentle ladies. And reconcile a heart too much divided : So, with the promise of my obedience To her that shall be fairest, wisest, sweetest Of you two, when I next present a lover, I take distracted leave. {eccH. Hon. Why, this is worse than all the rest. Ros. He's gone. And has referr'd himself to us. Hon. This will Ask counsel. Ros. And some time ; I would be loth To yield. Hon. And I ; Cupid instruct us both. [exeunt. J8 THE BALL. ACT II. SCENE I. Enter Barker, Freshwater, and Gudgeon. Bar. And what made you undertake this voyage. Sweet Signior Freshwater ? Fres. An aflfection I had to be acquainted with some countries. Gud. Give him good words. Bar. And you return fraught home with the rich devices. Fashions of steeples, and the situations Of gallowses, and wit, no doubt, a bushel. What price are oats in Venice ? Fres. Signior, I kept no horses there, my man and I — Bar. Were asses. Fres. How, signior? Gud. Give him good words, a pox take him. Bar. Had not you land once ? Fres. I had some dirty acres. Gud. I am his mtness. Fres. Which I reduced into a narrow compass. Some call it selling. Gud. He would sell bargains of a child. Fres. And 'twas a thriving policy. Bar. As how ? Fres. It was but two hundred pound per annum, sir ; A lean revenue. Bar. And did you sell it all ? THE BALL. 19 Fres. I did not leave an acre, rod, or perch ; That had been no discretion : when I was selling I would sell to purpose ; do you see this roll ? I have good security for my money, sir. Not an egg here but has five chickens in't ; I did most politickly disburse my sums. To have five for one at my return from Venice, And now I thank my stars I am at home. Bar. And so, by consequence, in three months your estate Will be five times as much, or quintupled. Fres. Yes, signior, quintupled ; I will not purchase, yet I mean to use This trick seven years together ; first I'll still put out, and quintuply as you call't ; And when I can in my exchequer tell Two or three millions, I will fall a purchasing. Bar. Kingdoms, I warrant. Fres. I have a mind to buy Constantinople from the Turk, and give it The emperor. Bar. What think you of Jerusalem ? If you would purchase that, and bring it nearer. The Christian pilgrims would be much oblig'd to you. When did you wash your socks ? Fres. I wear none, signior. Bar. Then 'tis your breath ; to your lodging and perfume it! You'll tell the sweeter lies to them that will Lose so much time to ask about your travel : You will not sell your debts ? 20 THE BALL. Fres. Sell 'em ? no, signior. Bar. Have you as much left in ready cash as will Keep you and this old troul a fortnight longer ? Die, and forgive the world ! thou may'st be buried. And have the church-cloth, if you can put in Security the parish shall be put To no more charge ; dost thou hope to have a penny Of thy own money back ? is this an age Of five for one ? die ere the town take notice ! There is a hideous woman carries ballads, And has a singing in her head j take heed And hang thyself, thou may'st not hear the time : You remember Coryat.* Fres. Honest Tom Odcombe. Bar. We'll have more verses o* thy travels, coxcomb ; Books shall be sold in bushels in Cheapside, And come in like the peascods, wain loads full Of thee, and thy man Apple John, that looks As he had been a se'nnight in the straw A ripening for the market ; farewell, russeting ! Thou art not worth my spleen ; do not forget My counsel ; hang thyself, and thou go'st oflf Without a sessions. [ewit. Fres. Fine ! I'm glad he's gone. Gudgeon, what dost thou think ? Gud. I think you're well rid of a railing madcap. * Tom Coryat of Odcombe, called the Leg-stretcher; a man who aspired to the reputation of a wit and a traveller with equal want of success, as may be seen by any one who will take the trouble to consult his " Crudities." THE BALL. 21 Fres. Nay, nay, he'll not spare a lord : But were not I best call in my monies. Gudgeon? My estate will not hold out ; I must be more Familiar with my gentlemen. Enter Lord Rainebow. Lord R. Jack Freshwater ! welcome from Venice. Fres. I thank your honour. Lord R. Was it not Frank Barker that parted from you ? Fres. Yes, my lord. Lord R. What's the matter ? Fres. There is a sum, my lord. Lord R. Where is it, signior ? Fres. There was a sum, my lord, deliver'd From your poor servant Freshwater. Lord R. I remember : But I have business now ; come home to me. The money's safe ; you were to give me five For one at your return. Fres. I, five ? Your lordship has forgot the cinquepace. Lord R. Something it is, but when I am at leisure We will discourse of that, and of your travel ; Farewell, signior. [exit. Fres. Is't come to this ? if lords play fast and loose. What shall poor knights, and gentlemen ? Hum, 'tis he. Enter Colonel. Col. A pox upon him ! what makes he in my way ? Fres. Noble colonel. 22 THE BALL. Col. Que dites vous, monsieur ? Fres. Qtie dites vous! Col. Out, Je ne parle pas Anglois.* Fres. There were five Englisli pieces. Col. Je ne parle pas Ang-lois, me speak no word Eng- lish ; Voire serviteur. [ewit. Fres. Adieu five pieces. Gudgeon gape, is't not he ? They will not use me o'this fashion : Did he not speak to me i'the morning ? Gud. Yes, sir. Fres. I think so. Gud. But then you would not know him in Italian, And now he will not know you in French. Fres. Call you this selling of land, and putting out money To multiply estate ? Gud. To quintuply five for one ; large interest. Fres. Five for one ! 'tis ten to one if I get my principal. Gud. Your roll is not at the bottom yet, try the rest. Fres. I have : signior, farewell. [e.veunl. Enter Scutilla and Solomon. Scu. Didst speak with the colonel? Sol. I met him opportunely after all the rest, * The printer has made strange words out of the French introduced in diflfeient parts of the dialogue; but, it is presumed, the author intended that the Colonel should speak it correctly. THE BALL. 23 And told him how much it would concern His livelihood to make haste. Scu. He must not be seen yet ; you know where To attend for him : give him access by The garden to my chamber, and bring Me nimbly knowledge when he is there. Sol. I shall, forsooth. [tf.i?V. SCENE n. Etiter Motis\EVR Le Friske, Lady Rosamond, Lady Lucina, and Lady Honoria. Le Fris. Very well, an dat be skirvy, you run trot, trot, trot ; psha, follow me, fout madame, can you not tell so often learning ? — Madame, you foot it now, P/ait il ? \to another Lady who dances. Excellent, better den excellent, psha — you be laughed When you come to de ball ; I teach tree hundred, never Forgot so much, me sweat taking pain, and fiddling Ladies. Luc. Fiddling ladies, you molecatcher. [she strikes him. Le Fris. Pourquoi ? for telling you Dance not well, you commit faut, and beat me for my Diligence, begar, you dance your pleasure. Hon. No, Monsieur Le Frishe, put not up your pipe; my lady Was but in jest, and you must take it for a favour. Le Fris. I veare no favours in dat place ; shoxild any gen- tleman 24 THE BALL. Of England give mo. blow, diable, me teach him French Ros. Nay, you shall not be so angry ; I must have a co- rante : Pray, madam, be reconcil'd. Lttc. Come, monsieur, I am sorry. Le Fris. Sorre, tat is too much, par ma foi ! I kiss tat white hand, give me one, two, tree buffets ; allez, allez, look up your countenance, your English man spoil you, he no teach you look up ; psha, carry your body in the swimming fashion, and den allez Mademoiselle, ha, ha, ha! ^Oyfort bon, excellent, begar. [they dunce. Luc. Nay, a country dance, Scutilla ; you are idle. You know we must be at the ball anon, come. Le Fris. ^^^lere is the ball this night ? Luc. At my Lord Rainebow's. Le Fris. Oh, he dance finely, begar ; he deserve the ball of de world : fine, fine gentleman, your oder men dance, lop, lop with de lame leg, as they want crushes, begar ; and look for argent in the ground, psha. [they dance a new country dance. Ha ! ha ! fort bon. Ros. Now, madam, we take our leave. Luc. I'll recompense this kind visit : does your coach stay? Hon. Yes, madam; Your ladyship will be too much troubled. Lite. I owe more service. Scu. Monsieur, youll begone too. Le Fris. I have more lady, my scholars. THE BALL. 25 Scu. Is that the way of your instrument ? Le Fris. A la mode de France ; fil fi I* adieu. Madame, votre serviteur. Adieu demi Monsieur.^ [to Scutilla ; — exeunt all but ScHtilla. Enter Solomon and Colonel. Scu. Sir, you are welcome. Col. I thank you, lady. Scu. The time's too narrow to discourse at large. But I intend you a service ; You have deserv'd it In your own nobleness to one I call a kinsman. Whose life, without your charity, had been Forfeit to his sceneral's anger ; 'twas not Without his cause you after quit your regiment. Col. He was my friend ; forget it. Scu. You were sent for By the Lady Lucina. Col. Whose command I wait. Scu. 'Twas my desire to prepare you for The entertainment ; be but pleas'd to obscure Yourself behind these hangings a few minutes; I hear her ; you may trust me. Col. Without dispute, I obey you, lady. * Fit, fit, in the original edition, which I have altered as above : if the emendation be not right, it has at least some meaning. t The whole of this sentence is given to Le Friske, whether correctly or not I doubt — If, however, it be properly assigned to him, the last line was most likely intended to be addressed to Scutilla. 26 THE BALL. Enter Lady Lucina. Luc. Now, Scutilla, we are ripe and ready To entertain my gamesters ; my man said They promis'd all to come ; I was afraid These ladies in their kind departure would not Bequeath me opportunity, and the mirth Doth in the imagination so tickle me, I would not willingly have lost it for a jewel Of some value. Scu. Then your purchase holds. Luc. If they hold their affections, and keep touch. We'll have some sport. Enter Solomon. Sol. Sir Marmaduke Travers. Luc. Away, Scutilla, and Laugh not loud between our acts ; we'll meet Again like music, and make our selves merry. Scu. I wait near you. [ewit Solomon. Enter Sir Marmaduke. Luc. Sir Marmaduke, I thought I should have had Your visit without a summons. Mar. Lady, you gave One feather to the wings I had before ; Can there be at last a service to employ Your creature ? Luc. Something hath pleaded for you in your absence. Mar. Oh let me dwell upon your hand ; my stars Have then remembered me again. THE BALL. 27 Luc. How do the fens ? Goes the draining forward, and your iron mills ? Mar. Draining, and iron mills ? I know not, madam. Luc. Come, you conceal your industry, and care To thrive ; you need not be so close to me. Mar. By this hand, lady — have I any irony mills r Luc. I am abus'd else ; nay, I do love One that has mnd-mills in his head. Mar. How, madam ? Luc. Projects, and proclamations : did not you Travel to Yarmouth to learn how to cast Brass buttons ? nay, I like it ; it is an age For men to look about them. Shall I trust My estate to one that has no thrift, a fellow But with one face ? my husband shall be a Janus, He cannot look too many ways ; and is Your patent for making vinegar confirm'd ? What a face you put upon't ; nay, ne'er dissemble Come, I know all, you'll thank that friend gf yours. That satisfied my enquiry of your worth With such a welcome character ; but why Do I betray myself so fast ? beshrew His commendations. Mar. How is this ? some body. That meant me well, and knew her appetite To wealth, hath told this of me ; I'll make use ou't. Well, madam, I desir'd these things more private Till something worth a mine, which I am now Promoving, had been perfect to salute you ; But I perceive you hold intelligence 28 THE BALL. In my affairs, which I interpret love. And I'll requite it : will you be content. Be a Countess for the present. Luc. I shall want No honour in your love. Mar. When shall we marry ? Luc. Something must be prepar'd. Mar. A licence, and say no more. How blest am I ! do not blush, I will not kiss your lip, till I have brought it. \exit. Luc. Ha, ha, Scutilla I Scu. Be secret still. [to the Colonel. Luc. Can'st thou not laugh ? Scu. Yes, madam ; you have kept your word. The knight's transported, gone To prepare things for the wedding. Luc. How did'st thou like the iron mills ? Scu. And the brass buttons — rarely ; have you devices To jeer the rest? Luc. All the regiment of them, or I'll break my bow- strings. Scu. Sir Ambrose Lamount. JjUo. Away, and let the swallow enter. Enter Sir Ambrose and Solomon. Luc. Why, sirrah, I did command you give access to none But Sir Ambrose Lamount, Whom you know I sent for. Audacious groom ! Sol. It is Sir Ambrose, madam. [exit Solomon. THE BALL. 29 Lite. It is Sir Ambrose Coxcomb ! it is not. Cry mercy, noble sir, I took you, muffled. For one that every day solicits me To bestow my little dog upon him ; but you're welcome ; I think I sent for you. Amb. It is my happiness To wait your service, lady. Luc. I hear say you have vow'd to die a batchelor, I hope it is not true, sir. Amb. I die a batchelor ! Luc. And that you'll turn religious knight. Amb. I turn religious knight ! who has abus'd me ? Luc. I would only know the truth : it were great pity ; For my own part I ever wish'd you well. Although in modesty I have been silent ; Pray, what's o'clock ? Amb. How's this I Luc. I had a dream last night : me thought I saw you Dance so exceedingly rarely, that I fell In love. Amb. In love ^^^th me ? Luc. With your legs, sir. Amb. My leg is at your service to come over. Luc. I wonder'd at my self; but I consider'd. That many have been caught with handsome faces ; So my love grew. Amb. Upwards. Luc. What followed in my dream I have forgot. Amb. Leave that to finish waking. 30 THE BALL. Luc. Since the morning I find some alteration ; you know I have told you twenty times, I would not love you. But whether 'twere your wisdom, or your fate. You would not be satisfied ; now, I know not. If something were procur'd, what I should answer. Ami). A licence ? say no more. Luc. Would my estate were doubled- Amh. For my sake. Luc. You have not purchas'd since you fell in love ? Amh. Not much land. Luc. Revels have been some charge to you ; you were ever A friend to ladies ; pity, but he should rise By one, has fallen with so many j had you not A head once ? Amb. Ahead ? I have one still. Luc. Of hair, I mean : Favours have glean'd too much ; pray, pardon me ; If it were mine, they should go look their bracelets,* Or stay till the next crop ; but, I blush, sir. To hold you in this discourse, you will perhaps Construe me in a wrong sense ; but, you may use Your own discretion till you know me better. Which is my soul's ambition. Amh. I am blest. • They should go look their bracelets— that is, that they should thin, or, as is before expressed, glean their bracelets. To look, is still used in the North of England, in the sense of ' to thin or weed young wheat,' &c. THE BALL. ^1 Col. Cunuiug gipsy ! she'll use me thus too When I come to't. Ainb. Lady, I know your mind; whenlsee younext. [e,i'?V. Luc. You'll see me again, ha, ha, ha, Scutilla ? Sen. Here, madam, almost dead with stifling my laughter ; Why, he's gone for a license, you did enjoin him no Silence. Luc. I wou'd have 'em all meet, and brag o'their several Hopes ; they will not else be sensii)le, and quit me o'their Tedious visitation : — Who's next ? I woixld the Colonel were come, I long to have a bout with him. Enter Solomon. Sol. Mr. Bostock, madam. Luc. Retire, and give the jay admittance, [exit Solomon. Enter Bostock. Bos. Madam, I kiss your fair hand. Luc. Oh, Mr. Bostock. Bos. The humblest of your servants. Luc. 'Twill not become your birth and blood to stoop To such a title. Bos. I must confess, dear lady, I carry in my veins more precious honour Than other men ; blood of a deeper crimson ; But you shall call me any thing. Luc. Not I, sir ; It would not become me to change your title. Although I must confess I could desire 32 THE BALL. You were less honorable. Bos. Wh.y, I pr'ythee, Is't a fault to spring from the nobility ? There be some men have sold well favour'd lordships, To be ill-favour'd noblemen, and though I wear no title of the state, I can Adorn a lady. Luc. That is my misfortune, I would you could not, sir. Bos. Are you the worse For that ? consider, lady. Luc. I have considered. And I could wish with all my heart you were Not half so noble ; nay, indeed, no gentleman. Bos. How, lady ? Luc. Nay, if you give me leave to speak my thoughts, I would you were a fellow of two degrees Beneath a footman, one that had no kindred, But knights o'the post, nay, worse ; pardon me, sir. In the humour I am in ; I wish, and heartily. You were a son o'the people rather than — Bos. Good madam, give me your reason. Luc. Because I love you. Bos. Few women wish so ill to whom they love. Luc. They do not love like me then. Bos. Say you so ? Luc. My wealth's a beggar, nay the title of A lady which my husband left, is a shadow Compar'd to what you bring to ennoble me. And all the children you will get ; but I, THE BALL. 33 Out of my love, desire you such a one. That I might add to you, that you might be Created l)y my wealth, made great by me ; Then should my love appear, but, as you are, I must receive addition from you. Bos. No body hears ; why, hark you, lady ! could You love me, if 1 were less honorable ? Liic. Honorable ! why you cannot be so base As I would have you, that the world might say, My marriage gave you somewhat. Bos. Say you so ? Under the rose, if that will do you a pleasure. The lords do call me cousin, but I am Luc. What? Bos. Suspected. Luc. How ? Bos. Not to be lawful ; I came in at the wicket. Some call it the window. Luc. Can you prove it ? Bos. Say no more. Luc. Then I prefer you before all my suitors ; Sir Ambrose Lamount, and Sir Marmaduke Travers, are all mountebanks. Bos. What say you to tlic Colonel ? Luc. A lancepresado !* how my joy transports me ! * Laticepresado, lancepesado, lanceprisado, — a lance corporal, the lowest grade of military officers. Lanceprezado Match is one of the characters in Hey wood's Royal King and Loyal Subject , and lanceprezado occurs in Massinger's Maid of Honour. Of this term Mr. Gilford has, in his edition of that poet's dramatic works, given the following explanation from iha Soldier's Accidence:— "The D 34 THE BALL. But shall I trust to this, do not you flatter? Will not you fly from that, and be legitimate. When we are married ? you men are too cunning With simple ladies. Bos. Do but marry me, I'll bring the midwife. Luc. Say no more ; provide What you think necessary, and all shall be Dispatch'd. Bos. I guess your meaning, and thus seal My best devotion. [salutes her and ewit. Sou. Away now, and present yourself. [aside to the Colonel. Luc. Oh Scutilla, hold me, I shall fall In pieces else, ha, ha, ha ! Sett. Beshrew me, madam, but I wonder At you ; you wound him rarely up. Luc. Have not I choice of precious husbands ? now an' The Colonel were here, the task Were over. Scu. Then you might go play. Madam, the Colonel. Enter Colonel. Luc. Is he come once more? Withdraw — bid him march hither. Col. Now is my turn. — [aside.'] Madam ! lowest range and meanest officer in an army is called the lancepesado or prezado, who is a leader or governor of half a file, and therefore is commonly called a middle man, or captain over four." THE BALL 35 Luc. You're welcome, sir ; I tlioiight you would have gone, And not grac'd me so much as with a poor Salute at parting. Col. Gone ! whither ? Luc. To the wars. Col. She jeers me already; no, lady, I'm already Engag'd to a siege at home, and, 'till that service Be over, I enquire no new employments. Luc. For honour's sake, what siege ? Col. A citadel. That several forces are set down before. And all is entrench'd. Luc. What citadel ? Col. A woman. Luc. She cannot hold out long. Col. Ostend was sooner taken than her fort Is like to be, for any thing I perceive. Luc. Is she so well provided ? Col. Her provision May fail her, but she is devilish obstinate ; She fears nor fire nor famine. Luc. What's her name ? Col. Lucina. Luc. Ha, ha, ha ! alas, poor colonel ! If you'll take my advice, remove your siege, A province will be sooner won in the Low Countries : ha, ha, ha ! Col. Lady, you sent for me. Luc. 'Twas but to tell you my opinion in this l)usiness, You'll sooner circumcise the Turk's dominions, 36 THR BALL. Than take this toy you talk of ; I do know it. Farewell, good soldier; ha, ha, ha ! and yet 'tis pity; Is there no stratagem, no trick, no undermine ? If she be given so desperate, your body Had need to be well victuall'd : there's a city And suburbs in your belly, and you must Lay in betimes to prevent mutiny Among the small guts, which with wind of 'venge else Will break your guard of buttons ; ha, ha, ha ! Come, we'll laugh, and lie down in the next room, Scutilla. Col. So, so, I did expect no good ; Why did not I strike her ? but I'll do something. And be with you to bring 't before you think of 't ; Malice and Mercury assist me. [^ewit. ACT III. SCENE I. Enter Lord Rainebow and Barker. Bar. So, so, you've a precious time on't. Lord R. Who can help it, Frank, if ladies will Be mid, repentance tame 'em ! for my part, I court not them, till they provoke me to't. Bar And do they both aflfect you ? Lord R. So they say. And did justify it to my face. Bar. And you did praise their modesty? Lord R. I confess I prais'd them Both, when I saw no remedy. THE BALL. Bar. You did, and they believ'd ? Lord R. Religiously. Bar. Do not, Do not believe it, my young lord, they'll make Fools of a thousand such ; they do not love you. Lord R. Why, an't shall please your wisdom ? Bar. They are women ; That's a reason, and may satisfy you. They cannot love a man. Lord R. What then ? Bar. Themselves; And all little enough ; they have, a trick To conjure with their eyes, and perhaps raise A masculine spirit, but lay none. Lord R. Good Cato, Be not over-wise now ; what's the reason That women are not sainted in your calendar ? You have no frosty constitution. Bar. Would you were half so honest. . Lord R. Why a woman May love thee one day. Bar. Yes, when I make legs And faces like such fellows as you are. Enter Monsieur Le Friske. Lord R. Monsieur Le Friske. Le Fris. Serviteur. Lord R. Nay, Frank, thou shalt not go. Bar. I'll come again when you have done your jig. Le Fris. Ah ! monsieur. 37 38 THE BALL. Lvrd R. Come, you shall sit down, this fellow will make thee laugh. Bar. I shall laugh at you both, an' I stay. Lord R. Hark you, monsieur, this gentleman has a great mind to learn to dauce. Le Fris. He command ray service. Please your lordship begin, tat he may See your profit, nllez — ha! Lord R. How like you this, Frank ? Bar. Well enough for the dog-days ; but have You no other dancing for the winter, a man May freeze and walk thus. Le Fris. It be all your grace, monsieur; your Dance be horseplay, begar, for de stable, not De chamber ; your ground passage, ha ! Never hurt de back, monsieur, nor trouble De leg mush ; ha, plait il, you leara. Monsieur ? Lord R. For mirth's sake, an' thou lovest me. Le Fris. Begar, I teach you, presently, dance with all de grace of de body for your good, and my profit. Bar. Pardon me, my lord. Le Fris. Oh not, pardonnez moi. Lord R. Do but observe his method. Bar. I shall never endure it, pox upon him. Le Fris. 'Tis but dis in de beginning, one, two, tree, four, five, the cinquepace ; allez, inonsieur ; stand upright an begar. Lord R. Let him set you in t'other posture. Le Fris. My broder, my lord, know well, for de litle kit de THE BALL. 39 fiddle, and me for de posture of de body ; begar, de kin^ has no too sush subjects, ha ! dere be one foote, two foote ; have you tree foote ? begar, you have more den I have den. Bar. I shall break his fiddle. Lord R. Thou art so humorous. Le Fris. One been two, ha, you go too fast, you be at Dover, begar, and me be at Greenwish ; de toder leg, psha. Bar. A pox upon your legs, I'll no more. Le Fris. Pourquoi ? Lord R. Ha, ha, ha ! I would some ladies were here to laugh At thee now ; you will not be so rude to meddle with The monsieur in my lodging. Bar. I'll kick him to death, and bury him in a base-viol — Jackalent ! Le Fris. Jackalent ! begar, you be Jackenape ; if I had my weapon you durst no affront me ; I be as good gentle- man, an' for all my fiddle as you ; call me a Jack a de lent ! Lord R. Rail upon him, monsieur ; I'll secure thee, ha, ha, ha ! Le Fris. Because your leg have de poc, or someting dat make era no veil, and frisk, you make a fool of a monsieur. My lord use me like gentleman, an I care no rush for you ; be desperate, kill me, and me complaine to de king, and teach new dance, galliard to de gibbet, you be hang'd in English fashion. Bar. Go, you're an impertinent lord, and I will be re- veng'd. [exit. Lord R. Ha, ha! good Diogenes. Come, monsieur. You and I will not part yet. 40 THE BALL. Le Fris. My lord, if you had not beeu here, me would have broken his head with my fiddle. Lord R. You might sooner have broke your fiddle ; but strike up. Le Fris. Allez, ah, bon. \_exeunt dancing. SCENE II. Enter Bostock. Bos. I spy Sii'Marmaduke coming after me ; This way I'll take to avoid his tedious questions j He'll interrupt me, and I have not finish'd Things fit for my design. Enter Sir Ambrose. Ami). 'Tis Rlr. Bostock ; little does he think What I am going upon; I fear I shall not Contain my joys. . Bos. Good fortune to Sir Ambrose. Amb. Sir, you must pardon me, I cannot wait Upon you now, I have business of much consequence. Bos. I thought to have made the same excuse to you. For at this present I am so engag'd. Amb. We shall meet shortly. Both. Ha, ha, ha ! Bos. Poor gentleman, how is he beguil'd. . Amb. Your nose is wip'd, hum, 'tis Sir Marmaduke, Enter Sir Marmaduke and Colonel. I must salute him. THK BALL. Dos. The colonel ? there's no going back. Mnr. What misfortune's this? but 'tis no matter: Noble sir, how is't ? Amb. As you see, sir. Col. As I could wish, noble INIr. Bostock. Bos. Your humble servant, colonel. Col. Nay, nay, a word. Mar. I shall not forbear jeering these poor things ; They shall be mirth. Col. What ! all met so happily ? and how my Sparks of honour? Amb. Things so tickle me, I shall break out. Col. When saw you our mistress, lady Lucina? Amb. My suit is cold there ; Mr. Bostock carries The lady clean before him. Bos. No, no, no, it is Sir Marmaduke. Mar. I glean my smiles after Sir Ambrose. Col. None of you see her to-day ? I may as soon marry the moon, and get Children on l^r ; I see her not this three days : 'Tis very strange ; I was to present my service This morning. Mar. You'll march away with all. Col. I cannot tell, but there's small sign of victory ; And yet, methinks, you should not be neglected. If the fens go forward, and your iron mills. Mar. Has she betray'd me ? Col. Some are in