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THE LIBRARY 
 
 OF 
 
 THE UNIVERSITY 
 
 OF CALIFORNIA 
 
 PRESENTED BY 
 
 PROF. CHARLES A. KOFOID AND 
 
 MRS. PRUDENCE W. KOFOID 
 

 ENGLISH LIFE 
 
 IN 
 
 CHINA 
 
ENGLISH LIFE 
 
 IN 
 
 CHINA 
 
 * BY 
 
 MAJOK HENRY KNOLLYS 
 
 ROYAL ARTILLERY 
 
 AUTHOR OF 'FROM SEDAX TO SAARBRUOK ' 
 
 EDITOR OP ' INCIDENTS IX THE SEPOY WAR ' ' INCIDENTS IN THE CHINA WAR 
 
 ETC. 
 
 LONDON 
 SMITH, ELDER, & CO, 15 WATERLOO PLACE 
 
 1885 
 

 PEEFACE 
 
 The statements contained in this book have, at all 
 events, the advantage of having been recorded on 
 the spot, and at the time when they were originally 
 deduced. Taken down day by day in shorthand, I 
 venture to hope that the opinions may possess the 
 freshness, sometimes so conducive to accuracy, of first 
 impressions ; while the authenticity of the facts has 
 been safe-guarded by subsequent careful revision. 
 
 HENRY KNOLLYS, 
 
 Major, Royal Artillery. 
 
 Arthur's Clur, St. James', London 
 
CONTENTS. 
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 
 OUR FARTHEST BRITISH OUTPOST— HONG KONG. 
 
 I'AGK 
 
 Ignorance concerning Hong Kong — Beauty of harbour — Interior 
 of houses— The bank — Shops— Flowers — Means of trans- 
 port — Shipping — Chinese funeral — Population — Pedlars — 
 The ' Happy Valley ' — Precautions against rain^Hourly 
 record of a hot day — Botanical Gardens — Hong Kong 
 healthy or unhealthy ? — Dinner-party — Ascent of the ' Peak ' 
 — Insect annoyances — Hong Kong Sunday — English mail 
 signalled — Chinese • boys ' — Pidgin-English — The native 
 qu3,rter— Queen's birthday parade — Military funeral — 
 Thomas Atkins' routine— Lascars —Defences— The Birming- 
 ham standard of success 1 
 
 CHAPTEE II. 
 
 A MODEL BRITISH REPUBLIC — SHANGHAI. 
 
 Shanghai a republic — Yellow Sea— English imperiousness — 
 Busy aspect of town — Frontier territories — Chinese immi- 
 gration — American settlement — French Concession — Their 
 faulty administration— Gloomy outlook — English Council — 
 •Finance — Law — Police court— Adjudications — Social life— 
 ' The old folks at home '—Gambling — Kacing — Sunday 
 promenades — The incomprehensible English^ Agriculture — 
 Graves — A Chinese theatre — Music — Stage — Audience , 65 
 
viu CONTENTS. 
 
 CHAPTER III. 
 
 INSIDE CHINA— THE EIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 
 
 PAGE 
 
 A China Company's steamer — Mixture of nationalities — Euro- 
 peans in the power of the Chinese — Natives at meals — 
 French missionary — Chinkiang — Square miles of grave- 
 yards—Highways and byways — Railroads —Education — 
 Nankin— The 'Little Orphan '—Wildfowl— Sport— River 
 scenery — Kiukiang— Features of the river Yang-tsze-Kiang 
 — Hankow - -The English concession — The small European 
 community — Tea and tea-tasting— Brick tea— The currency 
 — Suburban market gardens 115 
 
 CHAPTER IV. 
 
 MEDICAL MISSIONS AND THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 
 
 Chinese ignorance of physiology — Principal maladies — Opera- 
 tions — Italian medical mission — Clinical practice — A de- 
 formed foot — Nurseries— The process of foot bandaging — 
 School — Religious instruction — Wesleyan medical mission 
 — The service and singing — Secular and religious teaching 
 — Misrepresentation in missionary reports — Unpractical 
 principles — Foochow Mission — Its general superiority — 
 Missionary difficulties — Zic-a-wei — Vespers — Chinese 
 science a fallacy— Deductions from past experience— Charges 
 brought against Protestant missionaries — Failure thus far 
 — Incumbent to persevere — Suggested reforms . . . 163 
 
 CHAPTER V. 
 
 A CHINESE INLAND METROPOLIS — HANKOW. 
 
 Novelty of the experience — Entrance to the native quarter — 
 Pestilential alleys — Revolting inhabitants — Inharmonious 
 voices— Horrible sights— Foul stenches — Chaffering — Ab- 
 sence of machinery — Unfriendly demeanour — Hair-dressing 
 
CONTENTS. ix 
 
 PAGE 
 
 — Food — Funeral cortege — Expression of the emotions — 
 Joss houses — Administration of law — Prisons — Torture — 
 Executions — Mandarin state— Chinese guilds — Their con- 
 tents and splendour — Gardens — Opium shops— The opium 
 question — Exaggeration of evils— Experience of opium 
 smoking — The dragon devouring the moon .... 215 
 
 CHAPTEE VI. 
 
 CHINESE EIVEE AND TOWN LIFE — FOOCHOW. 
 
 Magnificent coasting steamers — Forts — Anglo-Chinese hospitality 
 — Animated aspect of River Min— Boat life— Chinese child- 
 hood — Ducks — Panorama of Foochow — English mercantile 
 community — Chinese dinner-party — Female guests — Small 
 talk — The food — Singing — Slaves— A journey across country 
 — Buffaloes— Dogs— House-boat — A night voyage — Scenery 
 — A rapid-boat — Disembark— Ascent of the Yuen Fuh moun- 
 tain — Cultivation — The monastery of Yuen Fuh — Toil up 
 the mountain — The monk's cave — Devils and divinities — 
 Return rapid- voyage — A garden jungle — ' Lead, kindly light ' 
 — Illness — Cross countiT sights — Kuh Shan Monastery — 
 Carp— Chinese language— Chinese capacity for learning — 
 Conclusion 267 
 
 INDEX 331 
 
ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 
 OUR FARTHEST BRITISH OUTPOST — HONG KONG. 
 
 Hong Kong — Jericho — Timbuctoo ! Are not these 
 names used indifferently to represent the extreme of 
 remoteness ? Do not nine out of ten, even among well- 
 informed English gentlemen, consider the first named 
 a place with which we have little in common though 
 it be a British possession, or at all events of little 
 momentous interest ? And are they not of opinion 
 that its contingent loss need not, to any material 
 extent, affect our national prosperity? Yet Hong 
 Kong, apart from its military and naval value as our 
 most advanced outpost in the far East, and from its 
 com^mercial interest represented by an annual average 
 British exchange of about forty-two millions sterling, 
 is marked by characteristic advantages unparalleled 
 in any single one of our other possessions. 
 
 The testimony of many who have preceded me in 
 
2 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 this subject is frequently puzzling from its contra- 
 dictory nature. Hong Kong is alternately described 
 as unquestionably healthy and deplorably sickly ; as 
 pleasantly cool and intolerably hot; as replete with 
 interest and a desert of dulness; as hospitably 
 sociable and savagely churlish — by the large majority, 
 perhaps, as an odious place of exile, and by the 
 minority as a fascinating residence. These dis- 
 crepancies are chiefly due to the special circumstances 
 under which the witnesses may have resided there ; 
 to the freedom from, or existence of, home ties and 
 anxieties; to the extent to which health has been 
 affected by climate, and, above all, according as hot- 
 or cold-season-life has been selected as the type 
 described. 
 
 Now inasmuch as scorching weather prevails over 
 by far the greater part of the year, it is surely most 
 rational to base our judgment on that period. Let us 
 then assume the date of our arrival to be the beginning 
 of July, and by a detail of first experiences — as valuable 
 in a traveller as first thoughts are valuable in a 
 woman — let us endeavour to reconcile discrepancies 
 and to arrive at just and independent conclusions. 
 
 As our ship slowly steams into Hong Kong harbour, 
 I defy you to be otherwise than entranced, whatever 
 your previous experience of nature's beauties, with 
 the unsurpassed loveliness of the scene — the brightest 
 sky, and the bluest sea, whereon rest a large fleet of 
 mammoth merchant ships, of men-of-war of every 
 
HONG KONG. 3 
 
 nation, thousands of picturesque junks and myriads 
 of sampans, or native boats. 
 
 On our right is the large flourishing town of Vic- 
 toria, very un-Enghsh in its aspect, and in some 
 respects resembhng a French or ItaHan seaboard cit}^ 
 Built along the slope of a steep mountain, the lower 
 part seems to have a constant tendency to be thrust 
 towards the sea; while higher up the houses are 
 large, substantially built edifices, embosomed in the 
 varied green shade of glorious tropical vegetation. Still 
 higher are the steep slopes of the Hong Kong moun- 
 tains, dotted over with patches of wood, or covered 
 with a darker coloured brushwood, which instantly and 
 vividly brings to the thoughts, ' Scotland, deer, grouse,' 
 were it not for the almost perpendicular rays of the 
 sun, which, in lieu of Scotland's charming alternation 
 of light and shade, result in a uniform fierce glare. 
 
 The whole is crowned by a long, sharp, blue crest 
 ridge, the highest point of which (the ' Peak ') is nearly 
 2,000 feet above the sea level ; and which, when rain 
 threatens, loses itself in the white woolly clouds. 
 
 Now turn to the other side of the harbour, about 
 a mile broad, to Kowloon, a promontory of the 
 mainland of China. Here we have a changed scenery 
 in the most rugged, bare, and wild of illimitable 
 mountains, streaked over with large patches of brilliant 
 red granite. 
 
 As we step on shore, a glow seems to rise from 
 beneath our feet, a very uncomfortable contrast to the 
 
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4 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 ever cool sea surface, and, however leisurely one's 
 movements, in a few minutes we shall lapse into a 
 sticky, clammy condition of body, which I warn you 
 will be your normal state for nearly eight months out 
 of the twelve. Disregarding the importunities of a 
 crowd of three-quarters naked, chattering, pigtailed 
 coolies, we make our way to a hotel, large but terribly 
 stifling — second-rate as regards comfort and equip- 
 ment, but first-rate in point of cooking, excelling 
 herein nineteen out of twenty of similar palatial 
 European establishments. It is not comfortably 
 bearable for more than a few hours, and we forthwith 
 rset to work to search out the addresses of our letters 
 of introduction -passports which in Europe are some- 
 what disdained, but in Asia are invaluable. Here we 
 ' are welcomed with a genuine eager hospitality, un- 
 paralleled out of China. Our addressee is, we will 
 suppose, a local merchant-prince, a Government 
 employe, a military officer, or a well-to-do agent of a 
 commercial firm. Steer clear of the rank and file of 
 the civilian community, inasmuch as they are not on 
 the whole a favourable set either in their associates or 
 in their ways of life. Our friend does not merely 
 invite us to dinner or reluctantly offer us a bed, in the 
 fashion of grudging home conventional civility ; he 
 peremptorily orders you to come and stay with him ; 
 he instantly despatches his own coolies to fetch your 
 baggage ; he instals you in a suite of luxurious, large, 
 lofty apartments, consisting of bedroom, bath-room, 
 
HONG KONG. 5 
 
 and sitting-room ; and, best of all, he avoids that fatal 
 error of hounding you with amusements and occu- 
 pations. Life indeed would be very agreeable if it 
 were not for its amusements, and he extends to you 
 the immeasurable bliss of leaving you entirely to your 
 own sweet pleasure. 
 
 The interior of these houses, indeed, presents an 
 aspect of luxury — I might almost say, of splendour — 
 peculiarly characteristic of the East, and yet at- 
 tainable at comparatively small expense. The shell, 
 certainly, is exceedingly fragile, but every room and 
 passage is of a magnificent size. Carpets, curtains, 
 hangings, and rugs — those devouring expenses in a 
 cool climate — would here be offensively out of taste, 
 and insufferably uncomfortable. In lieu thereof we 
 have beautifully stained floors, high, wide windows, 
 and folding doors, prettily coloured rattan mattings, 
 large bamboo chairs of every ingenious form to con- 
 duce to repose and coolness, feather-weight hand- 
 tables, which can be shifted about almost at a thought, 
 a multiplicity of bright fans scattered conveniently about 
 for use, plenty of handsome lacquer-work, and enough 
 revoltingly ugly china to satisfy the most vitiated 
 taste of a depraved virtuoso. Then there is a pro- 
 fusion of lovely flowers and foliage which can never 
 be out of place, while overhead, solemnly, gracefully, 
 wave the white punkahs— huge oblong fans which 
 stretch completely across the room. They move 
 noiselessly by means of pulleys and ropes worked by 
 
6 : ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 a coolie outside, and set up regular waves of cool air, 
 each puff of which gives a feeling of relief. The 
 room is wisely darkened towards the attainment of a 
 lower temperature. A broad, covered verandah lines 
 the entire exterior length of the house, and, in fine, 
 the combination of surroundings produces on a new- 
 comer a strange, Arabian-night sensation. ' Stale 
 trifles,' sneers the military habitue of the East. 
 *Eien si bete qu'un vieux militaire, or a dried-up 
 Anglo-Indian,' is my reply. ' The above minutiae are 
 striking and even interesting to those who have the 
 luck to stray for a time into a new country, and 
 the good fortune to have been saved from a lifelong 
 expatriation from the civilised centres of ex23erience, 
 and the scenes of the true battles of life.' 
 
 Not improbably our first night's slumbers wijl 
 be broken by a mighty roar of thunder, by blinding 
 flashes of lightning, and by a dashing down of rain. 
 At about six o'clock in the morning we shall be roused 
 by A ' house boy ' bringing to our bedside the invariable 
 cup of tea, which will be followed by a nine o'clock 
 breakfast, generally disposed of in solitude, but 
 whereat in some households the whole family is wont 
 to assemble. Afterwards the comparative coolness, 
 due to last night's storm, tempts us to sally forth on 
 a tour of exploration. Why, the slopes of the moun- 
 tains are covered with alabaster white ! Chalk patches ? 
 No, only large drying grounds of the native washer- 
 men of European linen, the stock of which is of 
 
HONG KONa. 7 
 
 necessity four times more abundant here than in a 
 temperate chmate. 
 
 All the roads seem to lead straight down hill into 
 the town, and after passing many a handsome bunga- 
 low, each with its tract of bright garden, sheltered by 
 clumps of graceful bamboo, we find ourselves in the 
 midst of the Anglo- China metropolis. Here European 
 employes and heads of commercial houses are has- 
 tening to their business rendezvous, or bustling about 
 with true English vigour, and a comparative indiffer- 
 ence to climate, which we cannot but admire. Their 
 numbers are almost swamped by swarms of coolies 
 and Chinese shopmen, interspersed with specimens of 
 Arabs, Parsees, Sikhs, Madrasses, Negroes, and half- 
 caste, or rather quarter-caste, Portuguese. The 
 streams to a great extent converge towards the Hong 
 Kong and Shanghai Bank, where we get a glimpse 
 of the outside forms of local business. Under the 
 porticoes are sacks of Mexican dollars — the principal 
 current coin — and each coin is being tested one by one by 
 the Chinese servants of the bank. The man, squatted 
 on his hams according to the national attitude, which 
 in five minutes would cause an Englishman to yell 
 with cramp, shovels into his hands a heap of these 
 rough, clumsy pieces from the open sack. Balancing 
 each separately, on two fingers, he instantaneously 
 decides on its fitness for currency. The undoubtedly 
 good he tosses into one heap ; the undoubtedly bad 
 into another, and the doubtful coins into a third for 
 
8 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 future test. These latter comprise the spurious 
 and the Hght, many of which have had their original 
 weight materially diminished by the ' chop ' or trade 
 mark of different firms. Each punch has withdrawn 
 a tiny atom of silver, which the Chinese dealers have, 
 with characteristic economy, carefully preserved for 
 sale in the aggregate. The rapidity and accuracy 
 with which the scrutinisers will detect a slightly 
 depreciated or spurious coin by its mere weight on the 
 finger is truly extraordinary, and can only be ac- 
 quired after years of practice. 
 
 The interior of the bank consists of a large sombre 
 hall, kept fairly cool by the waving of innumerable 
 punkahs, and here are employed a small proportion 
 of European clerks, working in their shirt sleeves, 
 according to the sensible universal custom of the 
 place, and a large proportion of white-clothed natives 
 swiftly ready to do their bidding. As Englishmen 
 J we are treated with the utmost civility, and though 
 strangers, with the utmost liberality in the etiquette 
 of business procedure. We wish, suppose, to cash a 
 cheque. * Schroff ! ' shouts the clerk, and immediately 
 answering to the above term — not German, but a 
 corruption of the Hindu word Sarraf, Sharraf, banker's 
 clerk — there glides forward one of the native cashiers 
 with smooth-shaven skull, a four-foot pigtail, and 
 spotlessly white flowing garments. He is silent and 
 rapid in his movements, and though his scanty stock 
 of English is scarcely intelligible to you, he speedily 
 
HONG KONG. 9 
 
 carries out to your satisfaction the transaction in 
 hand, your own pencil and paper complicated conver- 
 sion of pounds into dollars and cents being easily 
 distanced by the schroff's peculiar method of calcula- 
 tion. Taking up a counting machine, a precise 
 counterpart of the coloured wired balls used in our 
 village schools, his long lithe fingers move over it far 
 more quickly than the eye can follow — he plays on it 
 with the rapidity of lacemaking. 
 
 ' All right as regards the total — now give me, say, 
 3/. of small change,' for a large supply of five-cent 
 (about ^id.) pieces is here indispensable. 
 
 A means has been devised of avoiding the weari- 
 ness of counting out one by one the 300 tiny silver 
 coins representing the sum in question. A pile of 
 them is poured on to a small fiat wooden tray contain- 
 ing 100 recesses, each of which is just deep enough to 
 lodge one five- cent piece, and just shallow enough to 
 prevent the possibility of two such lurking together. 
 A jerk of the wrist— the 100 recesses are instantly 
 filled, the surplus is sw^pt off, and at a glance you 
 perceive you have your correct tale, which is then 
 funnelled into your hand, the schroff tucking up his 
 enormous sleeves to disarm suspicion that he is 
 playing at legerdemain by concealing stray coins in 
 the folds. The idea is so simple and yet so oddly 
 clever that it never fails to elicit a smile of amusement 
 on first experience. 
 
 The streets and the shops in that part of Victoria 
 
10 ENaLISII CHINA. 
 
 which is frequented by Europeans bear a mingled 
 Eastern and Western aspect, which is very striking 
 and by no means displeasing. Order is maintained 
 among the multitudes of nude chattering coolies by 
 the red-turbaned, picturesque-looking, stalwart Sikh 
 policemen, gravely promenading in Eegent Street 
 fashion, and there is a general sense of brightness 
 and activity, regularity and cleanliness. British 
 wares, and Chinese and Japanese products, are 
 blended together in amusing confusion, the first 
 named at a robbery price, and the latter to be pur- 
 chased after a long and humiliating bargaining. 
 
 The native shopkeepers are emulative of London 
 fame. One announces himself as ' Hoby, shoes- 
 maker,' another ' Sam Hing Stulz, tailor,' another 
 ' John Bull,' a fourth and fifth bear the suggestive 
 names of * Old-ah-you,' and ' Wink-kee.' Given a 
 pattern they will produce a copy so exact as to com- 
 prise patch, darn and tear, but woe to you if you 
 entrust them with any originality however trifling. I 
 once ventured to direct the variation of about an inch 
 in the position of a button as shown in the pattern 
 coat. In the copy the button was shifted sure enough, 
 but no alteration whatever had been made f:r the 
 corresponding button-hole. 
 
 Do not believe the oft-repeated statements that 
 tropical flowers have little scent, and are in appear- 
 ance less charming as a mass than the products of an 
 English garden. Squatting under a long stretch of 
 
HONa KOXG. 11 
 
 banyan trees, in one of the broad, hilly side streets, 
 are knots of flower-men, making up bouquets of the 
 most beautiful contrasts of green, scarlet, orange, 
 blue, and white, and with the scent of frangipanni, or 
 gardenia, or tuberose, or jessamine predominating 
 according to the season. They arrange their flowers 
 with extreme dexterity, I might almost say taste, 
 according to certain prescribed patterns ; and we are 
 importuned to purchase for about 4:d. a wonder of 
 loveliness and perfume, which in London would cost 
 four guineas, if indeed it could there be procured at 
 any price. ' Beauty and the Beasts ' is the parallel 
 mentally suggested by the sight of these hideously 
 repulsive Mongolians and their lovely wares. 
 
 On our way we look in at the Club, where our host 
 has inscribed our names as honorary members. This 
 inevitable institution of all Anglo-Chinese communi- 
 ties is not at Hong Kong favourably represented, 
 although the premises and cooking are fair ; it contains 
 a few good bedrooms, and the library is remarkably 
 extensive and good. It is, however, the hottest, most 
 stifling Acheron in the town. 
 
 How entire and conspicuous is the absence of 
 wheel transport on these wide, well-paved thorough- 
 fares ! You may wander about them for days without 
 seeing a single carriage, cart, horse, or even pony. 
 The reasons are that the roads are mountainous 
 inclines except in the lower part of the town ; that 
 forage in this small, and for the most part unfertile, 
 
12 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 island is preposterously dear, and that manual labour 
 is ridiculously cheap. Look at those pairs of coolies, 
 each one supporting on his shoulder the end of a 
 bamboo pole, in the centre of which is slung a heavy 
 weight. If the burden be bulky but light, a single 
 bearer will suffice, supporting his bamboo by the 
 centre and the weights at the extremities ; or again, 
 if the object be indivisible, the coolie, with an 
 amusing recognition of the mathematical principle of 
 the lever, will constitute his pole into a long arm to 
 which he fastens his goods, and into a short arm to 
 which he affixes a counterpoising stone. The coolies 
 shuffle along at a hybrid walk-and-trot pace, partly 
 for speed, partly because this jog more easily fits into 
 the regular springing of the bamboo poles. By these 
 agents you can cause your heavy portmanteau to be 
 conveyed nearly two miles for about 4^f?. Even five- 
 year old children are sometimes to be seen toddhng 
 along carrying light objects of domestic use on little 
 bamboo canes. 
 
 As for personal conveyances, we have at an 
 infinitesimally small cost a light, luxurious kind of 
 sedan-chair, or a singular, small, two- wheeled carriage 
 holding one person, and called a ' Jinricksha,' 
 habitually abbreviated into Eicksha, both of which 
 are transported by coolies. The Jinricksha, mean- 
 ing ' man-power-cart,' was introduced from Japan 
 only a few years ago. We jump into one of them, 
 as possessing the greatest novelty, and smoothly 
 
HONG KONG. 13 
 
 and comfortably are dragged along at a rate of six 
 miles an horn- by the one native in the shafts, who 
 labours mider this sweltering smi with an unfaltering 
 energy absolutely astounding, and of which no 
 Englishman who ever breathed would be capable 
 under similar circumstances.^ First along the Praya, 
 a two-mile stretch of marine parade, or rather har- 
 bour embankment. The area of the port, almost 
 unsurpassed in anchorage and extent, is ten square 
 miles ; its depth admits of the passage of ships of 
 the deepest draught in the world; here are riding 
 men-of-war of every type and nation, in curious inter- 
 mixture, and the multiplicity of craft which throng it 
 as thick as bees may be estimated from the fact that 
 in 1882, 26,668 vessels, with a total tonnage of nearly 
 five millions, passed into the harbour — a greater 
 amount than entered the port of London during the 
 year Hong Kong was acquired (1842). Moreover, 
 there are five docks for ships of large construction. 
 The boat population of Victoria alone is returned at 
 over 16,000 — I have nearly done for the present with 
 these useful but dry numbers — partly living on board 
 those clumsy, typical junks, but chiefly in little sam- 
 pans, or partly roofed wherries. Each contains an 
 entire family of four or five persons, whose domestic 
 life is entirely restricted to the few square feet 
 enclosed by the few fragile planks. At irregular 
 
 ' In Japan, however, the performances of the 'Kicksha' coolies 
 are even more astonishing. 
 
14 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 intervals a fusillade on board of ten or twelve crackers 
 indicates the performance of ' chin-chin,' or worship 
 connected with their idiotic superstitions, to which the 
 term ' religion ' can only be metaphorically applied. 
 Yet they are half ashamed of those rites, which never- 
 theless they will not abandon. ' Boy,' I maliciously 
 ask my Chinese servant, 'what is the meaning of 
 those shots in the harbour ? ' ' Hum, I no savvy. I 
 tinkee it P. and 0. ship makee chin-chin before sailing.' 
 As we bowl along in our rickshas we may note 
 many a curious feature of Chinese life if we are only 
 watchful to observe. There a funeral procession 
 passes along the quay. Several gaudily gilt cars 
 convey various eatables for the use of the dead in the 
 next world, such as fruit, sweetmeats, and cakes, 
 together with various joss-house paraphernalia, and 
 gilt paper-money. At various intervals in the cortege 
 are hired mourners and coolies blowing trumpets, 
 banging cymbals, and letting off crackers. The 
 nearest relations of the deceased, men, women, and 
 children, all dressed entirely in white — the sign of 
 mourning — follow the cof&n, which is carried on bam- 
 boo poles by twelve coolies. It is indeed a singularly 
 strange, substantial-looking object, carved, orna- 
 mented, in general shape like the trunk of a tree, and 
 hermetically sealed up with plaster. The females 
 nearest in kin never cease emitting a kind of tearless 
 howl. Each woman is propped up by two supporters, 
 and it is evidently a point of honour to roll about 
 
HONG KONG. 15 
 
 from side to side as boisterously as possible in a 
 supposed exhaustion of grief. I have observed some 
 of the supporters manifesting much irritation at thus 
 receiving sudden jobs in the side, and clearly mutter- 
 ing to the effect : ' My word ! when will this work 
 be over ? ' The crowd, so far from showing decent 
 sympathy, grin at my curious watching, and tacitly 
 assent, ' Yes, what fools we are ! ' The noisy, grotesque 
 procession, sometimes nearly a mile in length, wends 
 its way to some far-off hillside, pronounced favourable 
 for interment by the soothsayers. But let us watch 
 a ceremonial of a humbler nature, where a junk is to 
 convey the remains to the other side of the harbour. 
 The coffin is first deposited on the quay, where a 
 small fire is lighted, and some refreshment burnt 
 whereby the spirit of the deceased is supposed to be 
 invigorated. The so-called mourners stand chattering 
 around, manifesting the utmost indifference, with the 
 exception perhaps of the widow, who grovels down in 
 the mud, and with a howling between that of a jackal 
 and the miauling of a cat, gabbles forth lamentations, 
 but always without tears. Then the coffin is bundled 
 into a boat, which is rowed away, and the formalities 
 of this repulsive, unfeeling ceremonial are brought to 
 a conclusion. The sorrow of the Chinese for thfeir dead 
 and their compassion for the living are apparently 
 about on a par. 
 
 The straggling town is about four miles long, and 
 though the houses are chiefly wooden, it contains as 
 
16 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 many as 6,000 buildings of brick and stone. It must be 
 owned that the streets and population are orderly in 
 the highest degree, and the instinctive submission of 
 the Eastern to the Western races is here very strikingly 
 illustrated. The colony numbers about 160,000 ^ in- 
 habitants, exclusive of the military and foreign ships' 
 population, of which the whites compose the utterly 
 insignificant fraction of about 3,100. Yet that a 
 Chinaman should either by speech or action engage 
 in an open stand-up contest with an Englishman 
 would be an almost inconceivable anomaly. The 
 police it is true number as many as about 650, but 
 not more than 120 are Europeans, the balance being 
 Sikhs and Chinese. Here and there in the most crowded 
 thoroughfares a solitary constable is to be seen, and 
 his somewhat imperious directions are obeyed with the 
 most unhesitating submission. 
 
 As to the dress of the fairly well-to-do natives, I 
 can only refer you to the pictures on our nurseries' 
 willow-pattern plates : flowing white or dark blue 
 robes, with sleeves reaching nearly to the knees ; loose 
 
 ' In 1881 there were : — 
 
 Europeans and Americans .... 3,040 
 
 Mixed nationalities 968 
 
 Temporary 188 
 
 Prisoners 682 
 
 Boat population — Victoria .... 16,687 
 
 Boat population elsewhere — in Hong Kong . 12,302 
 
 Chinese (about) 126,133 
 
 Total (about) .... 160,000 
 
 Exclusive of military and naval forces and police. 
 
HOXa KONG. 17 
 
 cotton trousers; the typical turned-up Chinese stuff 
 shoes ; and a fan shading the skull, instead of a hat. 
 Several wear spectacles of stupendous size, more 
 for decoration and dignity than for utility. The 
 women's costume differs comparatively little from that 
 of the men, the chief additions being, occasionally, 
 ponderous earrings, jade bracelets, silver anklets, and 
 large pins fastening piled-up rolls of coarse, shiny- 
 looking black hair. They are, however, models of 
 decency. The practice of deforming their feet is now 
 going out of fashion in the south, but a not incon- 
 siderable minority may still be seen, slowly, painfully, 
 waddling along on their poor distorted stumps. _^ 
 
 Our first impressions of the population as a whole, 
 so far as externals are concerned, is, to say the least, 
 displeasing ; and as, by degrees, we notice their stupid 
 ugly eyes, their air of stolid conceit, their fat, smooth I 
 faces, their shaven, pigtailed skulls, and their cease- 
 less discordant chatter, our feelings deepen into ab- 
 solute disgust. 
 
 What a clatter of small wooden drums ! It is 
 caused by peddlers calling attention to their wares, 
 mostly consisting of what they are pleased to call 
 eatables ; but, apart from fruit and cigars, of dark, 
 mysterious masses of sweetmeat nastiness, from which 
 the greediest English school boy would turn with 
 loathing. Here we turn down some slums, and, 
 though we choke with close heat and Chinese vapours, 
 English administration has actually prevailed in pre- 
 
 
 
18 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 serving a fair amount of cleanliness, and in prevent- 
 ing the accumulation of rotting garbage. Eeally a 
 comparison with the worst districts in Bethnal Green 
 and the Seven Dials would not be unfavourable, a suc- 
 cess which speaks volumes to those who, like myself, 
 had subsequent opportunities of exploring the horrors 
 of the large inland China cities. 
 
 Emerging from the town, we suddenly arrive at 
 that which is, perhaps, the most beautiful and the 
 saddest acre in the British Empire : the so-called 
 * Happy Valley,' the English cemetery of Hong Kong. 
 No natives are allowed inside, so, leaving our rick- 
 shas at the gate, we pass into the peaceful solitary 
 groves, the silence of which is unbroken, save by the 
 joyful notes of many a singing-bird, and the splash- 
 ing of a burn down the adjacent overhanging rocks. 
 The term * cemetery ' conveys, perhaps, an erroneous 
 impression of gaudy gardens, crowded and disfigured 
 with monuments which are types of bad taste in con- 
 struction, and still worst taste in inscription. I 
 would rather describe it as a carefully tended expanse 
 of turf, with a pretty little chapel shaded with mag- 
 nificent tropical trees, intersj)ersed with beautifully 
 .flowering shrubs, and luxuriant foliage of every tint, 
 where are scattered the graves of our countrymen 
 whose sad fate has been to die * far from the old folks 
 at home.' The inscriptions tell in a few words many 
 a melancholy story, for Hong Kong has been subjected, 
 at intervals, to devastating epidemics. Here we read of 
 
HONCt KONG. 19 
 
 whole families swept off in a few days by fever ; there 
 is a long record of the losses of a ship's crew, the 
 ' Calcutta.* ' Some men fell while engaged with the 
 enemy, others from the effects of climate.' Here is a 
 hecatomb from the 95th Eegiment, 225 deaths from 
 cholera and various causes, between May 1847 and 
 January 1850 — a little over tw^o and a half years. 
 Of these, 102 cases were carried off by fever alone in 
 four months, viz. from June 1 to September 30, 1848. 
 Of the 1st Battalion of the 9th Regiment there is 
 even a more terrible record, inasmuch as the destroy- 
 ing angel was smiting them so heavily over the longer 
 period of nine years, viz. from 1849 to 1858. We 
 read that, during that time, the battalion lost by 
 sickness a total number of 658, of whom 107 were 
 children.^ Are not our soldiers and sailors as de- 
 serving of recognition when faithfully carrying out 
 dreary routine duty in a trying, depressing tropical 
 climate at the antipodes, as when engaged in a cam- 
 paign which may not, in the long run, claim more 
 victims, with the inspiriting anticipations of prospec- 
 tive public honours, promotion, and abundance of 
 medals within a brief space ? 
 
 ^ The exact numbers were : — 
 
 Officers 10 
 
 Non-commissioned officers 35 
 
 Privates and drummers 470 
 
 Women 37 
 
 Children 107 
 
 Total . . . . . ... 669 
 
 c 2 
 
20 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 The picture we are contemplating is, indeed, set 
 in a worthy frame. We are standing in an angle at 
 the base of one of nature's large amphitheatres. 
 Overhead is the unclouded brilliant sky; in front a 
 large green racecourse, bordered in its entire circum- 
 ference with a fringe of graceful bamboo ; through a 
 gap in the hills we catch a glimpse of the harbour, 
 with the red mountains of Kowloon in the far dis- 
 tance, while in our immediate rear rise, almost per- 
 pendicularly, dark rugged rocks besprinkled with firs, 
 and losing themselves in the lofty distant main range. 
 Yet, in spite of all my efforts, I am conscious that 
 * thought hath not colours half so fair ' to paint this 
 scene. It is somewhat heightened by the disadvan- 
 tageous contrast of the neighbouring plot set aside 
 for the Eoman Catholics — over-decorated, gaudy, and 
 glaring with untrue sentiment, almost the only ad- 
 junct in keeping with the locality being the carved 
 inscription over the portals : ' Hodie mihi, eras tibi ' 
 — Your turn next. That little strip reserved for 
 Mahomedan sepulture is surely preferable, for there 
 is, at all events, about it a sort of dismal honesty. 
 
 Our ricksha coolies, who, during our absence, 
 have been contentedly resting on their hams, and 
 reinvigorating themselves with chewing sticks of 
 sugar-cane, now resume their journey homewards. 
 Suddenly they stop short with a certain amount of 
 dismayed fuss — a few heavy drops are falling. Well, 
 considering that you have little else on but your 
 
HONa KONG. 21 
 
 * birthday suits,' I do not see how you can be damaged 
 even if you do get wet to the skin. But they think 
 far otherwise. From below the carriages they detach, 
 hitherto unnoticed, enormous mushroom- shaped bam- 
 boo hats, which form admirable umbrellas, and the 
 queerest cloaks of loosely woven mango leaves, in 
 which they envelope their naked hides, at the same 
 .time availing themselves of every atom of roof and 
 tree shelter. 
 
 In precautions against climate the seasoned abori- | 
 gines furnish useful lessons to the reckless, raw, new- 
 comers. While careful to guard their skulls from the 
 direct rays of the sun, no matter how high the tem- 
 perature they revel in it like salamanders, though 
 in a European brain fever would be the result ; but 
 the moment December comes, with a breeze a little 
 less hot than the blast of a blow-pipe, all the Chinese 
 w^ho can afford the expense swaddle themselves, from 
 crown to sole, in innumerable folds of thick woollen 
 garments, and the most palpably skinny are trans- 
 formed apparently into the most conspicuously obese. 
 As for wet, notwithstanding that they are far more 
 clean in their persons than might be expected, they 
 take the precautions of confirmed hjrpochondriacs 
 against exposing their feet or bodies to the slightest 
 sprinkling of rain. 
 
 During a few minutes of downpour, such as is 
 experienced only in the tropics, nearly all the Chinese 
 wayfarers improvise some sort of covering : mats, ^ 
 
2 4 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 thermometer may range much higher. This vapour- 
 bath-result exercises a very debiUtating effect. A wet 
 deposit covers the entire exposed surface of the body, 
 but especially the hands, which drip, drip, so con- 
 stantly as to render writing vexatious, a sheet of 
 blotting-paper between the wrist and the paper being 
 absolutely indispensable. 
 
 Weary at last of your fruitless efforts to keep cool, 
 perhaps you try the inexperienced new-comer's expe- 
 dient of a stroll. In the thinnest of white linen 
 garments, with racquet shoes, helmet, and large sun 
 umbrella, you slowly saunter forth. In a quarter of 
 an hour you return ; with feverish haste you drag off 
 every stitch of your clothes, so saturated that they fall 
 with a thud on the floor. No — swearing will only make 
 you hotter ; you must grin and bear it. You come to 
 the conclusion that there is no escape from this heat 
 — it finds you out in your hiding-places in the shady 
 verandah, or shoots across from the white face of the 
 opposite house. You feel all the better for picking a 
 little bit at luncheon, you succeed in obtaining forty 
 winks afterwards, and you spend the entire afternoon 
 in your room as motionless as possible, for to move 
 into another apartment, even to shift from chair to 
 chair, produces a tendency to renewed soaking. Only, 
 at all hazards, fight against brandy and soda, at any 
 rate until after dinner. The man who dallies with 
 it, like the woman who hesitates, is lost. As for any 
 number of cigars, which, by the way, are h^re of sur- 
 
. HONG KONG. 25 
 
 passing cheapness and unsurpassed excellence, in crass 
 defiance of the wisest medical dicta, I have not a word 
 to say against them. I liken their prohibition to 
 withholding chloroform in confinements. Smoke as 
 many as you please. They will do you no good 
 certainly, but it is less hard to boil when soothed with 
 their sweet comfort. 
 
 Half-past six o'clock. The * Victor Emanuel ' in 
 harbour fires its evening gun, and the surrounding 
 junks, as though in imitative chaff, pop off their 
 chin-chin crackers. The sun is down ; you may get 
 a breath of cooler air out of doors, but make haste, for 
 there is scarcely any twilight in these latitudes, and 
 pitch darkness will quickly and suddenly succeed 
 broad daylight. All the English inhabitants, children 
 and their amas (nurses) included, are following suit, 
 and are emerging from their retreats with simultaneous 
 activity. This one hour's walk is the most valuable 
 in the twenty-four ; and though on your return you 
 find yourself once more dripping, you feel tranquil- 
 lised, you can face dinner, and you are consoled with 
 reflecting that after all this pulling down surely bed 
 will be an unmixed enjoyment. Ah, no ! Now you 
 are expecting too much. The night season is to be 
 dreaded above all others. You wriggle into your lair 
 through your carefully closed musquito curtains, for 
 this vindictive enemy is ingenious in finding his way 
 through the smallest aperture, and you close your 
 eyes in presumptuous expectation of the death of 
 
26 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 each day's life. Utterly in vain. You have never 
 felt more thoroughly awake in your life. You are on 
 the coolest, and therefore the hardest, of beds and 
 pillows ; in lieu of a mattress you lie on a rattan mat, 
 you kick off even your sheets ; the draught of night 
 air sweeps directly across you from the wide open 
 windows to the wide open doors. And yet you break 
 out into a lather, you toss about in intolerably feverish 
 weariness, you hear the endless half-hours solemnly 
 tolled forth across the harbour stillness from the 
 ships' watches — until at last, when matters seem to 
 have reached their worst, you lapse into a broken, 
 unrefreshing slumber. At an early hour in the 
 morning you awake in a debilitated condition of 
 body, suggestive of a previous night of wine and 
 wassail, of riot and debauchery. 
 
 Such is a specimen of an average hot day in 
 Hong Kong, and yet the climate is not without a 
 certain charm of variety. After a definite number of 
 days when the sensation of stifling seems to have 
 reached its climax, the clouds suddenly pile up in 
 black masses, sheet lightning glares all over the 
 horizon, the distant thunder growls, heavy raindrops 
 fall, and at last the storm bursts with a fury of which 
 most of us have read, but which none can realise 
 without a personal experience of the tropics. His 
 must be a dull, torpid mind which is not awed by the 
 incessant blinding, almost scorching, flashes, and by 
 the crackling, rolling roar of a thunder which makes 
 
HONG KONG. 27 
 
 heaven and earth quiver. The rain is hurled violently 
 down in thick unbroken sheets, in layers of water so 
 to speak, the fall in half an hour being as much as 
 would represent weeks of wet weather in England. 
 
 One of the chief charms of Hong Kong is that 
 which by the inhabitants is most lightly regarded — 
 according to the way of the w^orld — the Botanical 
 Gardens. Outside the town, part of the way up the 
 mountain, with every advantage which natural site 
 and lavish expenditure can render, surely these 
 grounds are without equal in the world. The Palla- 
 vicini Gardens of Genoa are in comparison vulgar 
 cockney dom. Take the hothouses of Kew and Chats- 
 worth as marionette imitations ; think of acres of 
 green slopes covered with flower beds and flowering 
 shrubs, shaded with giant palms, with towering cocoa- 
 nut trees, with banyans, magnolias, azaleas, gardenias, 
 frangipanni, and ylang-ylang ; picture to yourself 
 enormous ferns and huge-leaved orchids, shrouded 
 beneath a feathery mass of drooping bamboo ; add 
 thereto the beauty of art in skilfully disposed shrub- 
 beries, in a diverted natural waterfall leaping down 
 the granite steeps, in a winding path cut out of yon 
 crag, in carefully mown lawns, and in neatly kept 
 gravel w^alks. Here, too, congregate all the bright 
 plumaged birds in the island, while wild doves in 
 hundreds never cease their soft coo. And you can 
 enjoy almost complete solitude in these enchanted 
 grounds during the greater part of the day. Only 
 
28 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 among certain central broad walks will you sometimes 
 find a queer sprinkling of visitors. 
 
 The Chinese, in whom appreciation of nature's 
 beauties is strangely non-existent, admit, in their 
 conceit, admiration of English management in two 
 respects only : our administration of law, and our 
 formation of public gardens. There are a few pigtails 
 pointing out the gardening skill of those ' foreign 
 devils.' More numerous are the groups of children: 
 some repulsive, swarthy little Portuguese ; others the 
 pallid, washed-out offspring of English residents. 
 Melancholy indeed is their appearance, as they 
 listlessly, joylessly, creep by the side of their amaSy 
 who, I should mention, are universally represented as 
 proud of and devotedly kind to their charges. Where 
 is the healthy shouting, romping, dirt-pie-making, 
 without which childhood seems so unnatural ? 
 English mothers, do not bring out your children, 
 whatever their age, to Hong Kong except under dire 
 necessity. They will not drop off suddenly, but they 
 will inevitably droop and pine, and drift into weakly 
 health, which not improbably may permanently 
 affect them. 
 
 Then is the station so very unhealthy ? Yes — 
 very unhealthy for a prolonged residence, though not 
 deadly, and not subjected to the devastating epidemics 
 of cholera and fever except at long intervals. Only 
 that minority whose constitutions apparently defy 
 all unfavourable conditions escapes scathless. The 
 
HONG KONG. 29 
 
 majority of the men, nearly all the women and the 
 children without exception, succumb more or less, 
 sooner or later, to the enervating effects of severe 
 heat combined with extreme steamy humidity. 
 Dysentery, fever, liver, or a general break down 
 ensues, and it is out of the question to re-establish 
 health thoroughly here after such attacks — a voyage 
 to other climes is inevitable. 
 
 The most favourable admission I could extort from 
 impartial and experienced witnesses was that Hong 
 Kong is not unfavourable to asthmatic, bronchial, and 
 other pulmonary complaints, provided the health of 
 the patient be maintained unimpaired in every other 
 respect. Truly this is damning with faint praise. 
 In indignant refutation of the above verdict, the 
 remarkably low death rate is frequently quoted as 
 being actually lower than that of temperate and 
 admittedly healthy regions. An illusory argument. 
 All whose circumstances admit fly to other climes as 
 soon as they sicken, for the only question then is 
 w^hether they will be carried away from the island or 
 on the island. During the first years indeed of 
 English occupancy. Hong Kong was little better than 
 a charnel house, in proof whereof we have only to 
 quote the records of the ' Happy Valley.' The neces- 
 sity for climatic precautions was not recognised ; the 
 appalling system of Chinese drainage, or rather the 
 entire absence of all drainage, exercised to the full its 
 pestilential effects ; and, moreover, it was only dis- 
 
30 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 covered by degrees that the wholesale turning up of the 
 ground for building purposes involved a disintegration 
 of the red granite, and the consequent emanation of 
 fatal mephitic vapours. This last evil has now subsided 
 with diminished building, but even now old stagers 
 are careful to avoid loitering about recently ex- 
 cavated ground, as fraught with more or less risk of 
 an attack of fever. Sanitary measures have done 
 much to obviate the other sources of sickness. To 
 sum up I would say : fairly strong people encounter 
 only an average amount of risk, provided their stay 
 is not to extend over a considerable length of time, 
 and provided, above all, they are prepared to quit the 
 island on the first clearly marked development of ill 
 health. I must, however, warn you of the probable 
 ungenerous treatment of your friends when you first 
 return as an invalid. They will make no allowances 
 for the invigorating sea voyage, change of air and 
 scene, and unless you are carried on shore on a 
 stretcher or hobble about on crutches, you will be 
 regarded as a rank impostor. 
 
 To pass from the locality to the English inhabit- 
 ants thereof, to the general composition of the society. 
 Here we find a small number of heads of banks or of 
 wealthy mercantile houses, whose energy and ability 
 have so largely contributed to raise the colony to its 
 present condition of prosperity. Pleasing in manner, 
 of enlarged ideas, and the essence of liberality, their 
 presence is a credit to Hong Kong — would be an 
 
HONG KONG. 31 
 
 honour to any community in the world. Then we 
 have a small sprinkling of able administrators from 
 the mother country, a larger proportion of Anglo- 
 Chinese officials whose views scarcely range beyond 
 the town of Victoria, and a number of clerks whose 
 thoughts are engrossed with dollars, and who are seek- 
 ing their fortunes, which probably will be ultimately 
 largely swallowed up in drink, play, and rowdyism. 
 There is, however, a corrective leaven in the shape of 
 the military element, which represents by far the 
 greater proportion of the educated and gentlemanlike 
 stratum. As to the Hong Kong women, born and 
 bred there, the most charitable criticism is that 
 their attractions are on a par with their scanty 
 numbers, and that those with whom an English 
 gentleman would care to exchange two words of 
 conversation are rari nantes in gurgite vasto. 
 
 Let me detail the ordinary experience of a local 
 dinner-party. You are carried to your destination in 
 a sedan-chair, like a Guy Fawkes, by a couple of 
 coolies struggling with native energy under your 
 English weight — an average Chinese rarely exceeds 
 nine stone. You find the guests — men in black 
 alpaca evening dress or in white jackets and trousers 
 — assembled in lofty spacious rooms furnished with 
 every luxury compatible with a maximum of coolness. 
 The dinner table is a beautiful mass of flowers and 
 foliage arranged by the native servants with native 
 care and skill, and with a taste which they have 
 
30 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 covered by degrees that the wholesale turning up of the 
 ground for building purposes involved a disintegration 
 of the red granite, and the consequent emanation of 
 fatal mephitic vapours. This last evil has now subsided 
 with diminished building, but even now old stagers 
 are careful to avoid loitering about recently ex- 
 cavated ground, as fraught with more or less risk of 
 an attack of fever. Sanitary measures have done 
 much to obviate the other sources of sickness. To 
 sum up I would say : fairly strong people encounter 
 only an average amount of risk, provided their stay 
 is not to extend over a considerable length of time, 
 and provided, above all, they are prepared to quit the 
 island on the first clearly marked development of ill 
 health. I must, however, warn you of the probable 
 ungenerous treatment of your friends when you first 
 return as an invalid. They will make no allowances 
 for the invigorating sea voyage, change of air and 
 scene, and unless you are carried on shore on a 
 stretcher or hobble about on crutches, you will be 
 regarded as a rank impostor. 
 
 To pass from the locality to the English inhabit- 
 ants thereof, to the general composition of the society. 
 Here we find a small number of heads of banks or of 
 wealthy mercantile houses, whose energy and ability 
 have so largely contributed to raise the colony to its 
 present condition of prosperity. Pleasing in manner, 
 of enlarged ideas, and the essence of liberality, their 
 presence is a credit to Hong Kong — would be an 
 
HONG KONG. 31 
 
 honour to any community in the world. Then we 
 have a small sprinkling of able administrators from 
 the mother country, a larger proportion of Anglo- 
 Chinese officials whose views scarcely range beyond 
 the town of Victoria, and a number of clerks whose 
 thoughts are engrossed with dollars, and who are seek- 
 ing their fortunes, which probably will be ultimately 
 largely swallowed up in drink, play, and rowdyism. 
 There is, however, a corrective leaven in the shape of 
 the military element, which represents by far the 
 greater proportion of the educated and gentlemanlike 
 stratum. As to the Hong Kong women, born and 
 bred there, the most charitable criticism is that 
 their attractions are on a par with their scanty 
 numbers, and that those with whom an English 
 gentleman would care to exchange two words of 
 conversation are rari nantes in gurgite vasto. 
 
 Let me detail the ordinary experience of a local 
 dinner-party. You are carried to your destination in 
 a sedan-chair, like a Guy Fawkes, by a couple of 
 coolies struggling with native energy under your 
 English weight — an average Chinese rarely exceeds 
 nine stone. You find the guests — men in black 
 alpaca evening dress or in white jackets and trousers 
 — assembled in lofty spacious rooms furnished with 
 every luxury compatible with a maximum of coolness. 
 The dinner table is a beautiful mass of flowers and 
 foliage arranged by the native servants with native 
 care and skill, and with a taste which they have 
 
32 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 borrowed from their masters. The Chinese attendants 
 with their pigtails and white, fresh-looking, flowing 
 robes, glide noiselessly, ra.pidly about, the perfection 
 of waiters whom no European can match. You have, 
 however, according to custom, brought with you your 
 * boy,' whose special function it is to attend to your 
 wants. 
 
 The cool puffs from the waving punkahs give a 
 slight spur to your moribund appetite. The cooking 
 is excellent in spite of the difficulty that the meat 
 having been killed the same day, the tissues are apt 
 to be as hard as death stiffened them ; the wines even 
 better. So far good ; but the dinner, which ought to 
 lubricate conversation, soon turns out a dreary affair, 
 and hangs fire terribly. The current momentous 
 incidents of the world, including those of the vast 
 adjacent Chinese Empire, politics, literature, and 
 even educated small talk, are almost ignored, save in 
 a few exceptionally favourable houses, and the topics 
 are limited to inquiries as to how you like the colony, 
 to sordid matters of dollars, to racing speculations, 
 and to spiteful petty scandal. Nor can you take a 
 greedy refuge in the enjoyment of your food. Your 
 appetite allows you little more than to trifle with it, 
 at least until dessert time arrives, when your spirits 
 are raised by the wealth of mangoes, pineapples, 
 leichees, pummelows and bananas, which amply com- 
 pensate, I maintain in opposition to general received 
 opinions, for the absence of English strawberries and 
 peaches. 
 
HONG KONG. 33 
 
 Cigars, more sleepy talk in the drawing-room, and 
 at an early hour you escape from this house of enter- 
 tainment as from a prison. Outside, the carriage 
 equipage certainly amuses you. There are clustered 
 knots of patient squatting coolies with their sedan- 
 chairs. The ladies and gentlemen emerge, each one 
 steps into his or her own vehicle, which is then 
 hoisted on to the bearers' shoulders, and in strings, 
 or side by side, according as the occupants wish to 
 converse, they are borne off at a rapid jog, two large 
 coloured Chinese lanterns swinging from each set of 
 poles, and gradually disappearing in the darkness 
 of the steep, winding road. 
 
 Let us avail ourselves of this comparatively cool 
 opportunity and make our way home on foot. The 
 thoroughfares are solitary and silent as the grave, 
 for the Chinese are forbidden, with a Kussian sort 
 of despotism, to wander abroad after 9 p.m. unless 
 provided with a special police permit. We only meet 
 with an occasional red-turbaned, white-clothed Sikh 
 policeman, swarthy, stealthy, and stalwart, provided 
 with a dark lantern and a loaded carbine which he 
 handles somewhat ostentatiously at the approach of 
 footsteps. 'Easy, my friend, with that weapon of 
 yours,' with a slightly jumpy sensation. Neverthe- 
 less this guardianship is expedient, and was abso- 
 lutely necessary a short time ago, when knots of 
 Chinese footpads would, without a moment's hesita- 
 tion, have robbed and made away with any belated 
 
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34 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 Englishman. It is still the practice for a policeman 
 at the wharf invariably to take down the number of 
 any sampan hired to convey a diner-out to one of 
 the men-of-war, lest the rowers should revert to their 
 former favourite practice of suddenly lowering the 
 awning, scragging the passenger beneath, rifling 
 him, and then pitching his body overboard. 
 
 Our experience of Hong Kong society at this 
 season of the year will, however, be comparatively 
 limited, inasmuch as nine-tenths of those who can 
 afford the expense take refuge from the heat at the 
 cooler *Peak,' a sharply defined range of mountains 
 overhanging the town, and nearly 2,000 feet high. 
 There they betake themselves with their families 
 about the end of May, and do not return to their 
 town residences until October, making the journey 
 backwards and forwards daily to their hongs, or places 
 of business. 
 
 We have been asked to dine and sleep at one of 
 these mountain chalets, and at 5 o'clock one swelter- 
 ing afternoon we make a start in a sedan-chair, 
 wherein also is stored our baggage, and which is 
 borne by four coolies, for the ordinary team of two 
 would here be quite insufficient for the tremendous 
 work in hand. The path is so steep that it can only 
 attain its objective point by incessant turns and 
 returns, and so narrow that during a considerable 
 portion of the time we are half-swinging over giddy 
 precipices. Our coolies struggle on valiantly, the 
 
HONG KONG. 35 
 
 two rear bearers being careful to keep out of step 
 with the two leaders, and thus converting the move- 
 ment of our chair from a tiring tilting into a pleasant 
 swing. How horny must be the soles of their feet, 
 which are either entirely unprotected from these sharp 
 rocks and flints, or at most are shod with thin open- 
 work grass slippers. The sun beats down on their 
 tanned carcases, the poles press heavily on their poor 
 protruding shoulder-blades, which are sometimes 
 kneaded into black and blue, and we almost feel a» 
 sensation of shameful sloth at thus taking our ease, 
 while four human beings are slaving under our 
 weight. But they themselves, totally indifferent to 
 heat and fatigue, are jubilant over their remunerative 
 task, and are quite content if we will occasionally 
 wait for a few minutes while the relative positions 
 of the bearers are changed, or while they regain 
 their breath squatting on their hams at one of the 
 broadened angles of the path. 
 
 After nearly an hour's toil we are at the summit 
 of the range, whence the bird's-eye view certainly 
 is incomparable. On one side and at our very feet is 
 Kowloon, with its encircling framework of mainland 
 mountains ; the harbour swarming with gigantic 
 vessels, whereof I have often counted as many as 
 fifty, exclusive of myriads of junks ; the town and 
 its beautiful slopes. Still higher are the web-like 
 tracings of the mountain tracks, the splashing burns, 
 and the alternate shades of green ferns and scrub, 
 
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36 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 and bright azaleas glowing in wild profusion. Creep- 
 ing up the hills are innumerable specks showing the 
 merchants returning in their chairs from their daily 
 labours. As we peer over the reverse side of the 
 range we see the blue expanse of the China Sea, 
 dotted with numerous rugged volcanic islets. Closer in 
 are isthmuses, bays, and villages, which are exceedingly 
 picturesque provided you keep at a distance, and un- 
 utterably filthy if you approach them closely. Scat- 
 tered all over the jagged summit are low, straggling 
 bungalows, simplex mundiiiis, which English taste and 
 coolie labour have rendered gems of picturesqueness 
 among the rough mountainous beauties of nature. 
 Then how delightful is the eight or ten degrees of 
 cooler temperature ! We are no longer stifled and 
 depressed ; we pluck up spirits, vigour and appetite ; 
 we actually welcome a single blanket at night. 
 
 The Peak is the sanatorium of Hong Kong. Its 
 drawback is the damp, the effects of which are 
 astonishing and vexatious. In a week's time books 
 and clothing are ruined, papers and bindings are 
 transformed into pulp, linen is hopelessly mildewed, 
 and the only alternative to the complete ruin of all 
 such property is a perpetual drying at a large glow- 
 ing stove. 
 
 Our return journey will be most comfortably per- 
 formed by a start at 9 o'clock the next morning. 
 Plenty of society on the way, for strings of business 
 men are streaming down in their chairs in single file. 
 
HONG KONG. 37 
 
 Some carry on a shouting bothering conversation with 
 those in front or in rear, some con their business 
 papers, and some are immersed in books. The trans- 
 formation from the mountain coolness to the valley 
 heat is like stepping into the kitchen boiler, and 
 hence many consider that the advantages of cool 
 nights a,t the Peak are more than counterbalanced by 
 the contrasts of temperature, and by various other 
 attendant inconveniences. 
 
 There is one serious subject of annoyance connected 
 with the island which I cannot pass over in silence : 
 the insect life. The inexperienced will pronounce the 
 place an elysium if its troubles are to be measured by 
 such a standard of comparison, which he will liken to 
 the advertiser's warning, that the only drawbacks to 
 his country place are the littering of the rose leaves 
 and the hubbub of the nightingales. But the expe- 
 rienced stager will burst forth with the eager declara- 
 tion that this evil, though infinitesimally small in 
 its single instance, when incessantly repeated, involves 
 a disgust and a bodily discomfort which cannot be 
 ignored. The butterflies are undoubtedly of sur- 
 prisingly varied and beautiful hues ; the myriad 
 swarms of dragon-flies, which so mysteriously portend 
 the approach of a typhoon, are local and can be 
 ' dodged ; ' but the cockroaches, enormous brown 
 creatures twice the size of an English black beetle, 
 twice as nimble, alternately flying and running, here, 
 there, and everywhere ; eating up bodily the bindings 
 
38 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 of your books and all leather work, rnmmagin^ 
 through and devastating your clothes, and, worse than 
 all, intruding their huge loathsome bodies on to the 
 tablecloth, up your sleeves or down your neck. I 
 have seen an assemblage of middle-aged officers, some 
 of whom had faced shot and shell, rise in simultaneous 
 dismay at dinner, angrily shout for coolies, and decline 
 to resume their seats until a pigtailed myrmidon, pur- 
 suing the agile disgusting insect monster like a terrier 
 pursuing a rat, has triumphantly proclaimed, ' Hab 
 kill 'um ! ' Then the nasty fat-stomached spiders are 
 of Brobdingnag proportions, and surely one may shud- 
 der at centipedes without affectation. 
 
 Of snakes, there are some cobras and other 
 scarcely less venomous sorts in the island, but we are 
 not often brought face to face with them. The Chinese 
 have a terror of reptiles which is almost morbid. One 
 twilight evening I narrowly escaped treading on one in 
 the prettiest of the Botanical Garden walks. * Snek ! ' 
 screamed a solitary Chinaman standing by, sj)ringing 
 into the air with affright, and excitedly dancing 
 about at a cautious distance, while I performed the 
 easy task of dispatching it. The frogs are more noisy 
 in their croakmg than even a chorus of their congeners 
 called ' Canadian Nightingales.' During the daily few- 
 minutes of twilight they set up a series of short 
 barks so loud that it would seem almost impossible 
 such a noise could be emitted by so small a creature. 
 Eeally it resembles the yapping of a Skye terrier, yet 
 
HONG KONG. 39 
 
 herein their powers are far exceeded by the tree- 
 cricket, a single one of which will worry one past en- 
 durance with its never-ceasing chirp, so like the rasp 
 of a grindstone that they are locally termed scissors 
 grinders. The noise is produced by the vibration of 
 a horny spring affixed to the stomach. It has been 
 calculated that if a human being in London could 
 shout as loudly in proportion to his size as an Eng- 
 lish cricket, he would be audible at St. Petersburg. It 
 is certain that with a similar comparison of magnitude 
 with these brown Hong Kong creatures, which are 
 about as large as a black beetle, the voice could be 
 heard at the antipodes. Crickets are often kept in 
 jars by the Chinese for fighting purposes, wherein 
 they are considered superior even to the pugnacious 
 quail. At Canton I saw a man tending a collection 
 of these insect captives on which large sums are 
 habitually staked. 
 
 Sometimes a gigantic green grasshopper, with hind 
 legs serrated like a saw and capable of inflicting a 
 nasty scratch, will come in banging with enormous 
 jumps against the lamp, startling the guests as he 
 falls with a thud on the dinner-table. Foremost, too, 
 in nastiness are the ants. At a certain season they 
 develop wings and are attracted in myriads by the 
 gleam of a light — to perform suttee ? Nothing half so 
 convenient. A moment or two after alighting they 
 convulsively wriggle their legs and bodies, ending by 
 stripping themselves of their large wings which in- 
 
40 ENGLISH CHINA. \ 
 
 stinct prompts them to cast. Thus we have platefuls 
 of their filthy old clothes, while the original owners 
 scamper off on their own hind legs into every possible 
 corner. Purely an ideal sentiment of disgust ? Well, 
 at all events you cannot say as much for the mus- 
 quitoes. A naturalist has discovered that these 
 ubiquitous and indefatigable assassins have their jaws 
 furnished with seven miniature working implements, 
 whereof one is a gimlet, two are lancets, and two saws, 
 by which means they can with the greatest ease stab 
 through thin drawers or silk stockings. Stifled with 
 your musquito curtains, you throw aside their protect- 
 ing segis, or drop off in the daytime in your chair for five 
 minutes, or engrossed in writing, ignore the heralding 
 hum of their sinister intentions. Forthwith you are 
 aware of a number of tiny red spots on your body : 
 twelve hours after you begin to scratch unless, indeed, 
 you are possessed of heroic fortitude ; big lumps, as 
 though from hornets' stings, make their appearance ; 
 again you scratch like a madman, fingers are of no 
 use, nothing but a rusty nail will serve your turn. 
 Most people prefer positive pain to extreme irritation, 
 and if you are one of them, pour a little ammonia into 
 the torn-open bite. It is true you will dance about 
 the room for ten minutes afterwards, but this pain is 
 less severe than, say, the extraction of a tooth, and the 
 intolerable itching will have ceased. I have known 
 soldiers incapacitated from duty and admitted into 
 hospital owing to a musquito bite. But my fullest 
 
HONG KONG. 41 
 
 sympathy is reserved for the poor women. I have 
 noticed them at dinner-parties, first their eyes 
 wandering aggravatingly in the midst of one's most 
 eager sentences, then almost perspiring with unre- 
 lieved itching, and at last, desperately casting to the 
 winds all conventionality, set to work scratching 
 with might and main arm or — ankle, like the veriest 
 coolie. 
 
 The Sunday aspect of Hong Kong is represented 
 almost exclusively by service at the cathedral, practi- 
 cally the sole parish church, although divine service 
 is habitually held in other buildings improvised for the 
 purpose. The home sound of the church-going bells 
 falls pleasantly on our ears ; a concourse of English 
 people are wending their way thither, a few in rickshas 
 but more in chairs, especially women. Inside and 
 outside the building is all that could be reasonably 
 wished ; architecturally handsome, fitted up with good 
 taste, comfortable, large and roomy ; almost sadly 
 roomy indeed, since the space available for about 2,000 
 is only occupied by a scanty congregation of four or 
 five hundred. The majority of our countrymen seem 
 to have left their religion behind them in England. 
 In every point of view, practical and theoretical, it is 
 but coldly regarded here, and it is a poor plea to retort 
 that a large proportion of the shepherds are idle and 
 inferior. 
 
 At first we are bewildered at the novelty of 
 the scene, chiefly due to oriental expedients for 
 
42 ENOLISH CHINA. 
 
 obviating the heat and discomfort which otherwise 
 would render attention to the service impracticable. 
 Each seat in the wide spacious pews is partitioned off 
 to prevent neighbours crushing on to each other. 
 Men and women are dressed in the lightest, whitest, 
 and airiest of costumes ; there some ten or twelve 
 natives, forming a strange contrast in their national 
 costumes, have been persuaded thither by the mission- 
 aries. Eows of gigantic punkahs, extending completely 
 across the interior, wave aloft with solemn graceful 
 movement, and with each wave send forth streams 
 of fresh air which render the cathedral the coolest 
 place in Hong Kong ; the heathen Chinee, pigtailed, 
 barefooted, and only just saved from nakedness by a 
 light robe thrown loosely across his shoulders, is 
 monotonously tugging at the punkah ropes through- 
 out the entire service, occasionally refreshing himself 
 by a supplementary flourish of his own hand-fan. He 
 is stolid, unobservant, and un wondering, in the midst 
 of music which he considers harsh, and worship which 
 he considers fetish. The place seems in externals to 
 resemble a Moorish mosque as much as an English 
 church. And yet in these antipodes the familiar 
 hymns and the incomparably beautiful prayers of our 
 simple service stir up many a thought of our own far- 
 off village churches. 
 
 Once a week there sounds in Hong Kong a note 
 which thrills with the effect of magic. We will 
 suppose ourselves at a large luncheon-party, a sub- 
 
HONG KONa. 43 
 
 stantial mid-day meal, here ranking almost first in 
 eating proportions. Suddenly there is a roar from a 
 cannon which makes the windows rattle and re-echoes 
 over the distant mountains. In an instant the party 
 is spell-bound in profound silence. ' What is it ? ' we 
 whisper interrogatively to our next-door neighbour, 
 and he answers in an undertone, ' The gun at the Peak 
 is signalling that the English mail is in sight.' Ah ! 
 that sound is indeed a harbinger of joy or a knell of 
 grief. Perhaps that girl's face brightens with eager 
 expectation, or that young fellow's mouth is twitching 
 with the sorrow of the recollection that his nearest 
 and dearest no longer exist to cheer him with a sight 
 of their handwriting. Perhaps that middle-aged man's 
 face grows anxious and overcast in dread anticipation 
 lest he should be about to learn of some calamity 
 which has befallen absent wife or children ; at all events, 
 everyone is stricken with silence, and though after a 
 few minutes the conversation resumes its course, it is 
 forced and abstracted. Each is anxious to get away, 
 to receive and read in solitude the letters of weal or 
 woe which will be shortly delivered to him, and which 
 will darkly or brightly tinge his existence for at least 
 the next week. 
 
 To enter into some further details of social life. 
 Among the natural productions of the country, the 
 very best and foremost is the race of Chinese servants, 
 or ' boys ' as they are invariably called, whether their 
 age be sixteen or sixty : very quick in learning their 
 
4-1 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 business, sharp all round, clean, attentive, and for the 
 most part singularly honest, so far that they will suffer 
 no one but themselves to pilfer their masters, and 
 that their own depredations are limited to certain 
 recognised ' squeezing ' or extortion in commission. 
 Each one makes the general and particular cha- 
 racter of his master his special study — sometimes 
 to a very amusing extent. The first day I engaged 
 my *boy,' I had carelessly tossed my hat into one 
 corner of the room, gloves on the bed, a stump of 
 pencil at an acute angle with one corner of the mantel- 
 piece, and a pipe at the other corner. For many 
 successive days I found hat, gloves, stump of pencil 
 and pipe carefully deposited in exactly the same spot 
 and at precisely the same angle. He has a proper 
 idea of his own dignity derived from a carefully 
 considered estimate of the status of his master. For 
 instance, he holds a lieutenant in contempt in com- 
 parison with a major, and while he will condescend 
 to do no rough work himself, he takes care that the 
 coolie hired as slavey fulfils every imaginable require- 
 ment to render his master comfortable. He is 
 never by any chance drunk ; he is never in the way 
 or never out of the way ; and in fact is so admirable 
 as to render subsequent experience of the average 
 English man-servant odious. Again, in the transac- 
 tion of minor matters of business with which they 
 may be entrusted, they show a great deal of zeal and 
 aptitude — indeed it is necessary to bew^are lest they 
 
HONG KONG. 45 
 
 exceed instructions, as in the case of the following local 
 Joe Miller. 
 
 The Chinese heing totally unable to pronounce 
 our English names with any proximity to accuracy, 
 it is customary for a visitor, even though well known, 
 to send up his card in advance, and it is quite allow- 
 able during the hot siesta hours for the * boy' to bring 
 back the message * no can see.' ' Here is that stupid 
 Mr. Smith,' says the lady to her husband. * Oh, do 
 not let the snob in,' is the drowsy reply. Accordingly 
 the *boy' thus delivers himself to the self-complacent 
 Smith : ' No can see. Master say you snob. Missus-ee 
 say you plenty too much fool-o.' 
 
 In travelling, the value of the Chinese servant 
 becomes still more apparent. In most steamers the 
 native 'boy' of an Englishman is conveyed free, and 
 whether on board ship, in a , hotel, or as a guest in a 
 private residence, you never have a moment's trouble 
 about his food, lodging, or comfort. You may be 
 quite sure he will turn up at exactly the right moment, 
 encumbered only with a small handbox and a large 
 pile of bedding, on which latter, however, he bestows 
 extreme care. After he has attended to your com- 
 fort, off he marches with the above bedding to the 
 servants' domain, where he at once makes himself at 
 home. An occasional few friendly words will estab- 
 lish your mutual relations on the most pleasant foot- 
 ing, though as for gratitude, do not delude yourself 
 with any such futile expectation, however constant 
 
46 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 and prolonged may have been your kindness. Grati- 
 tude is a plant which does not exist for twenty-four 
 hours in the mental flora of the Chinese. A hairs' 
 breadth of advantage will instantly counterbalance 
 the friendship and obligations of years, and he will 
 throw you over without a grain of regret. 
 
 The mistress of an English household, tormented 
 for years with the worries of legs of mutton, soap, and 
 candles, enters on a period of holiday in these details 
 when she lands in China. A few directions in the 
 morning to the comprador or native family agent will 
 provide for the whole of the daily requirements of the 
 dining-room. This sleek long-tailed major-domo has 
 a sort of secret freemasonry tie with every native 
 tradesman in the place, but he suffers no one but 
 himself to cheat his employer. The servants cater for 
 their own food, and stow themselves away in myste- 
 rious multiplicity in sleeping nooks according to their 
 own fashion. Apparently they altogether ignore our 
 own exigencies in the matter of space. 
 
 There is, however, one shady side to the above 
 picture — the language. It is exceedingly vexatious to 
 be compelled to deal with that miserable substitute 
 Pidgin ^ English — not, remember, the imperfect broken 
 jargon of foreigners, but a hybrid gibberish interspersed 
 with a variety of bastard Chinese or Portuguese terms 
 concocted by our nation when we first took possession, 
 on a supposition about as reasonable as would be the 
 
 • The Chinese pronunciation of ' business.' 
 
HONG KONG. 47 
 
 idea of an Auvergnafc patois being more comprehen- 
 sible to a stranger than Parisian French. That 
 dreadful pidgin is almost a new language, the basis 
 of which is the conversion of every r into an I, adding 
 final vowels to each word/ and the constant use of 
 certain argot expressions. An * American ' is rendered 
 ' Mellican man ' ; * savvy ' means ' to know,' from the 
 Portuguese ' sabe.' * Speak ' is ' talkee ' ; ' piece ' 
 * piecee ' ; exalted ' rank ' or * excellent,' * number 
 one ' ; * do you understand ' and * that will answer 
 the purpose ' are both translated * can do.' ' Pidgin ' 
 means business in the most varied and illimitable 
 extent of the word; 'joss' means 'religion.' Their 
 periphrases are certainly sometimes rather ingenious. 
 A paddle steamer is ' outside- walkee-can-see,' a screw, 
 ' inside-walkee-no-can-see.' The Chinese designate the 
 officer commanding the Royal Artillery as ' number- 
 one-big-gun-man,' the commanding Engineer as 
 ' number-one-bricklayer-man,' the Bishop of Hong 
 Kong as ' number-one-topside-heaven-pidgin-man,' 
 and really there is no burlesque in the rendering of 
 
 by 
 
 My name is Nerval. On the Grampian hills 
 My father feeds his flock . . . 
 
 My name belong Norval, topside that Glampian hillee 
 My father he chow-chow he sheep-ee. 
 
 The jargon has now taken a firm root and consti- 
 tutes an indispensable acquirement, for until you can 
 fluently speak, and, far more difficult, understand it 
 
48 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 readily when rapidly slurred over in a monotonous 
 tone of voice, all communication with the servants is 
 a source of constant vexation and misunderstanding. 
 It is urged that if we ourselves were to persist in 
 grammatical English, our employes would soon fall 
 into the way of it. I tried the experiment individu- 
 ally, and it was a dead failure. To be successful, it 
 must be unanimous throughout the community, and 
 to expect this is clearly out of the question. No ; the 
 language is a small thorn in one's side. To attempt 
 to pick up Chinese would, in nineteen cases out of 
 twenty, be a deplorable waste of time, as I will en- 
 deavour to show in a subsequent chapter. Even the 
 pidgin is confined to a small fraction who are in direct 
 communication with Europeans ; the street multitudes 
 of the Treaty Ports do not know a single sentence. 
 French, very rarely spoken even in the F.rench settle- 
 ments, though broken, is not pidgin ; German, Italian, 
 ^nd Spanish are totally unknown to the Chinese. 
 
 Let us not fall into the frequent English error of 
 dismissing with a mere allusion the native population. 
 True, their submission to the behests of our autho- 
 rities is of a spaniel nature, but inasmuch as for 
 every European resident there are about forty-five 
 Chinese, it is evident that on the latter must largely 
 depend the commercial prosperity and social order of 
 the colony. We set out on a tour of exploration of 
 that part of Victoria which is exclusively occupied by 
 the natives, and is known as * China Town.' On our 
 way we traverse a sort of intervening neutral terri- 
 
HONG KONO. 49 
 
 tory, the Portuguese quarter — ' Geese,' as they are 
 called in the abbreviation of contempt — a little nucleus 
 of a singularly effete and deteriorated Iberian popula- 
 tion. The women, with traces of mantilla and national 
 costume, missal in hand, are dawdling and gossiping 
 on their return from vespers. The mother-tongue 
 has been maintained fairly unimpaired. The men 
 are modern Portuguese, worn-out descendants of 
 valiant ancestors ; the Senhoritas have bartered part 
 of their national beauty, so entrancing at sixteen years 
 of age, for a Chinese cast of countenance which has 
 ruined the original ; the crones are more haggish than 
 in Pyrenean Spain ; and the muddy- complexioned 
 children, many of whom are the hybrid offspring of 
 effete Portuguese fathers and half caste native mothers, 
 arouse a disgust not entertained towards the pure- 
 blooded Chinese children. 
 
 Farther on, and we are in the native quarter, 
 quite unlike any of the Chinese cities which I subse- 
 quently visited in the interior, still more unlike any 
 European town, and perhaps the best specimen ex- 
 tant of the possible amelioration of the aborigines 
 under a wise and energetic civilisation. The front 
 part of the houses is entirely open, the upper stories 
 are built with inconsistently handsome balconies, and 
 the exteriors are decorated with oriental colour and 
 gilding which produce rather an imposing effect. 
 Nowhere is there a trace of a chimney or a glass 
 window. There is the usual 'bouquet de Chinois,' 
 
50 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 chatter, and nakedness, but the wares are abundant 
 and of fairly substantial value, and throughout there 
 is an evidence of prosperity and order for which we 
 may search in vain in Canton, Foochow, or Hankow. 
 A large open area, half market, half recreation ground, 
 is thronged with natives, some hucksters, some con- 
 jurors, and some fat old fellows simply taking their 
 pleasure fanning themselves in unclothed indolence. 
 The skinny coolie is a queer sight ; the obese idler is a 
 marvel, with roll upon roll of layers of fat upon his 
 portentous stomach thicker than would be revealed by 
 incision in a sleek oily seal. Englishmen so seldom 
 penetrate into China Town that we are looked at with 
 sm-prise, but are treated with perfect civility. One 
 street, * Kum Lung,' illustrates by its nomenclature 
 the curious transformation of words by the mere lapse 
 of time. It was much frequented during the early 
 years of the colony by English sailors, and * Come 
 along. Jack,' was the persuasive greeting addressed to 
 them by the female denizens. This phrase became 
 modified into ' Kum lung,' which in Chinese happens 
 also to signify ' Eed Dragon,' and when names were 
 painted in both languages on the corners of the 
 thoroughfares, the place was designated as ' Kum 
 Lung ' and ' Eed Dragon ' Street, by which term it is 
 now known. 
 
 Thus far we have been dealing with normal Hong 
 Kong — with its resident European and native popula- 
 tion. But it contains in addition an important 
 
HONG KONG. 51 
 
 element, that of the military, without which the 
 colony would lapse into an aggregate of traders at the 
 mercy of the adjacent, ill-governed, overwhelmingly 
 numerous brutish Chinese nation. Not only does 
 the garrison serve to safeguard English interests in a 
 constant condition of a contingent crisis where ex- 
 traneous aid is too remote to be available ; not only 
 does it give the character of a slice of our empire to 
 this farthest advanced British outpost ; but by its mere 
 presence it establishes a nucleus of administration 
 and order, of civilisation and educated society. The 
 normal strength is a battalion of infantry, one and 
 sometimes two batteries of artillery, and a section of 
 the militarj^ departmental adjuncts. We have no 
 reason to be ashamed of the general appearance of 
 our soldiers here, for the immature weeds have been 
 left behind in England, and the chosen residue look 
 very striking in their clean well-ordered array, of 
 course enormously favoured by their contrast with the 
 rabble rout around them. 
 
 The Queen's birthday parade presented a so 
 strongly mixed oriental and occidental aspect that I 
 am tempted to describe it in detail. The site is a 
 slope of bright green turf in the middle of the town, 
 stretching down to the water's edge, shaded with rows 
 of banyan trees, and overshadowed by the cathedral 
 and lofty, eastern-looking public buildings, with an 
 adjacent background of rugged mountains. Here is 
 drawn up the single line of British soldiers, white in 
 
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52 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 feature and still more white in their snowy tunics and 
 helmets. Their bayonets glitter in the bright clear 
 light, though eventide is now approaching; their 
 carefully dressed, serried ranks are motionless, their 
 mere silence and immobility in the midst of the noisy 
 crowd imparting to them an imposing and masterful 
 air. For patches of colour we have the red-turbaned 
 swarthy Sikhs scattered along the margin and keep- 
 ing the ground. A few English ladies and their 
 sickly stalky olive-branches gather languidly round 
 the saluting flag, while on every advantageous spot 
 in the neighbourhood, level ground, mounds, walls, 
 windows, verandahs, and housetops, are clustered in 
 hive-like swarms a multitude composed of numerous 
 nationalities. The black-coated, respectable Parsee 
 gentlemen, who, but for their foolscap-shaped head- 
 dresses, might be mistaken for Europeans with a dab 
 of the tar-brush ; the solemn-looking Arabs with their 
 beards dyed red, such as were the associates of 
 Haroun al Easchid ; mongrel Portuguese ; here and 
 there a Hindoo or a negro, and an overwhelming 
 multitude of Chinese, unanimous in their pigtails, but 
 in every descending stage of deshabille, or rather 
 nakedness. The General (Lt.-Gen. J. Sargent) comes 
 on the ground, and forthwith is carried out a ceremonial 
 which bears with it a strange aspect under such novel 
 circumstances. A salute of twenty-one guns from 
 the volunteer field-battery echoes over the mountains ; 
 the crack of the feu de joie rolls up and down the 
 
HONG KONG. 53 
 
 ranks, and the magnificent * God save the Queen ' 
 almost justifies the legendary remark of the Indian 
 potentate, ' Is your sovereign a divinity that you 
 worship her with such music ? ' The native popula- 
 tion, which has hitherto been jabbering like talking 
 machines, is instantly hushed into wondering silence 
 w^hich lasts throughout the operations. Then comes 
 the trooping of the colours, when ' Meet me by moon- 
 light,' and ' 'Tis my delight of a shiny night,' played 
 by the band marching down the line, arouses curious 
 mixed emotions, half smiles and half sighs. Finally, 
 the march past in the now rapidly deepening twilight 
 by the mathematically dressed companies, with their 
 regular tramp and their resolute warlike demeanour, 
 convince us that this 'thin white line,' notwithstand- 
 ing its tenuity, would without difficulty cut through 
 and through like a razor any aggregate thousands of 
 Chinese soldiery in the open. While guarding against 
 the folly of despising an enemy, it is not, surely, too 
 much to say that the idea of these miserable wretches 
 offering any serious resistance in a fair stand-up fight, 
 seems preposterous beyond measure. Nor is this 
 view confuted by the recent ill success of the French. 
 They were baffled by sun, sw^amp, sickness, and mal- 
 administration, certainly not by the fighting powers 
 of their antagonists. 
 
 Once more let us turn to a military display, but 
 of an exactly converse nature — a soldier's funeral. 
 Most of us are acquainted with its impressive sim- 
 
54 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 plicity at home, and here too is the * Dead March ' with 
 its funeral cadence, the firing party with reversed 
 arms, the lengthened files of the deceased's comrades, 
 the coffin borne on the gun-carriage with the Union 
 Jack, the dead soldier's helmet and bayonet. But 
 the white clothing of our men, the red-turbaned 
 Lascar gunners dragging the carriage in default of 
 horses through the grotesquely built native streets, 
 the crowd of ugly chattering Chinese, unmoved in 
 their grinning materialism by the saddest strains of 
 music and the most touching form of ceremonial, 
 present additional features which almost make us 
 feel as if we were taking part in some dream pageant. 
 We reach the * Happy Valley,' and here we can shake 
 off these vermin. The coffin is borne on soldiers' 
 shoulders through those beauteous groves of which I 
 have already spoken ; the long white procession winds 
 slowly up the mountain side, standing out clear 
 against the varied green and red dazzling tropical 
 foliage ; the three volleys are fired with an effect 
 augmented by the echo ; the drums beat the Point of 
 War, * Fall in. Quick March,' and homewards to a 
 lively tune. For aught I know, technicalities may 
 render the scene unsuitable for a painter's delinea- 
 tion, but as an episode in real life no human inge- 
 nuity could devise a more extraordinarily impressive 
 combination of sight, sound, and circumstance. 
 
 Are deaths among the soldiers frequent? No — 
 although the hospital returns are startlingly high, 
 
HONG KONG. 55 
 
 and I have had as many as 20 per cent, of my battery 
 on the sick Hst, during part of a season by no 
 means exceptionally unhealthy, and with every con- 
 ceivable precaution for the preservation of health. 
 The patients are sent off to the roomy hospital ship, 
 ' Meanee,' a teak-built three-decker, which formerly 
 belonged to the East India Company ; should they 
 continue to droop in spite of the sea air, they are 
 transferred to the cool sanatorium high up on the 
 * Peak ; ' and should this fail, they are unhesitatingly 
 invalided home. 
 
 The precautions taken by the military combatant 
 authorities to avert sickness are wisely minute and 
 incessant, inasmuch as the conveyance of each soldier 
 to China costs the Imperial Government about lOOL ; 
 but they involve such apparent though necessary 
 pampering that a new comer will in his inexperience 
 bristle with horror. The men are strictly prohibited 
 stirring out of barracks between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. 
 during the hot season ; or if some emergency renders 
 the despatch of a European orderly necessary, he is pro- 
 vided with an immense sun-parasol, a certain number 
 of which are furnished by the commissariat. To wear 
 a forage cap instead of a helmet before sunset is a 
 punishable offence, and inspections are held to ascer- 
 tain that each man has on a cholera belt. Barrack 
 accommodation is luxuriously spacious — commissariat 
 coolies are told off to work punkahs in orderly rooms, 
 schools, workshops, and guard-rooms during the day, 
 
56 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 and during the night in the barrack-rooms — though, 
 as an old gunner explained to me in one pregnant 
 sentence, * Them punkah coolies are not of much 
 count, sir, unless you keep a boot handy by your 
 bedside ' — i.e. to use as a missile. 
 
 The following may be taken as a fair sample of 
 Gunner Thomas Atkins' daily routine during the hot 
 months. At 5 a.m. he awakes with a soft punkah 
 breeze fanning him. 5.15. Cup of cocoa and a 
 biscuit brought to his bedside by a coolie. (N.B. A 
 silver salver is dispensed with.) 5.30. The barber 
 coolie shaves him, still in bed. 6. Bathing parade. 
 7.30. Breakfast, of which Jib. of beef-steak forms 
 an invariable component. 8 to 11. Nothing what- 
 ever to do, and plenty to help him to do it — the 
 everlasting coolies perform nearly all the cooking, 
 sweeping, and cleaning up in barracks. 11. A short 
 spell of school and theoretical instruction in gunnery. 
 After dinner unanimous repose on bamboo matting, 
 as being cooler than a mattress. 5 p.m. One hour's 
 easy gun-drill. 6 to 10. Sally forth to chaff the 
 Chinese folk, try a trifle of ' samshu,' and practically 
 ascertain that this potent rice spirit will prostrate 
 with splitting headache the seasoned old soaker to 
 whom a tumbler of brandy would be but as a glass of 
 water. In fact during the hot weather he merely 
 mounts guard, and is available for emergencies ; in 
 the cool season he is of course made to rub up his 
 drill. His idle life is not a happy one, destitute as it 
 
HONG KONG. 5l 
 
 is to him of interest and active amusements, and in a 
 very short time he becomes listless, depressed and 
 pulled down, contrasting painfully with his newly 
 landed, fresh-looking comrades. This unfavourable 
 condition seems to' extend to the officers. I have 
 known it asserted that no efforts of a commanding 
 officer can keep European troops permanently sta- 
 tioned at Hong Kong in a state of military efficiency. 
 As a supplement to the British force, two com- 
 panies of gun-Lascars have been brought from India, 
 and they form most useful adjuncts for dutfes such as 
 orderly and fatigue, involving an exposure to the sun, 
 which they can face with impunity, but which would 
 surely entail sickness on Europeans. Both companies 
 are dressed like gunners, except that the Sikhs wear 
 turbans. The Madras company is, however, in most 
 respects, miserably inferior to the Sikhs. Undersized, 
 feebly built, contemptible in cast of features, they 
 approximate to the usual type of the cringing eastern. 
 Those splendid Punjaubees, on the other hand, of 
 powerful physique, handsome features, grave and 
 dignified, are fine specimens of orientals. In the 
 bygone period of the Sikh war they put forth all 
 their powers to try conclusions with us, and after a 
 valiant struggle were defeated. Since then they have 
 accepted their fate with dignity, and, without self-abase- 
 ment, have acknowledged us as their masters. They 
 rely with implicit faith on the justice of their British 
 officers, and are confident in the efficacy oi an appeal 
 
58 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 for redress in any of their little grievances. I can 
 imagine few prouder positions than the command of 
 such a splendid body of men on active service. Owing, 
 however, to the general ignorance of any language but 
 Hindustani, and to the consequent necessity of the 
 services of half-instructed native interpreters, adjudi- 
 cation and administration are frequently attended 
 with difficulties. Their diction, both written and 
 verbal, is of an amusing grandiloquence. * Sahib,' 
 was the translated peroration of a proud, swarthy, 
 turbaned Sikh — nobleman, shall I call him — who con- 
 sidered that he had been both defrauded and insulted : 
 * I no care for dollar, I care only for shameful disgrace 
 how I treated before all peoples.' Another, presenting 
 a written petition for discharge, explains that he * had 
 the determined resolution to pass my life as a soldier. 
 But the Almighty's decision cannot be rescinded. I 
 try to satisfy you that this is true.' Another, re- 
 porting on a drain, says : * It (the drain) had a great, 
 disagreeable, and bad smell, quite impure, causing the 
 men to be in unhealthy state . . . according to the 
 rules of sanatory.' They entertain a most exaggerated 
 idea of the far-reaching authority of the British officer. 
 One man draws up a petition setting forth that a girl 
 in India to whom he had been engaged was about 
 to be bestowed by her avaricious father on a more 
 wealthy suitor, and praying the commanding officer 
 to issue an injunction which would restrain the father 
 irom such a measure for two years. 
 
HONG KONG. 59 
 
 Hong Kong harbour is well adapted for defence, 
 and the expense of the small garrison stationed there, 
 to which the colony annually contributes 20,0001., is 
 money well spent. It is urged that under any cir- 
 cumstances a landing could be easily effected on the 
 opposite side of the island, but it must be first 
 assumed that our fleet would be either absent or 
 perfectly inactive ; and, secondly, granted the landing, 
 the invaders would be compelled to fight their way 
 against the defenders along a single road easily broken 
 up, or to toil up to the crest of the main range of 
 mountains. Eestricted in either case to field-j)ieces, 
 they could, after a considerable expenditure of time 
 and ammunition, effect a great deal of damage on the 
 open town below ; but they could not hold it : the 
 merchant ships would be well under the shelter of 
 the detached forts, and if the latter were strengthened 
 and more efficiently armed, their guns could both 
 effectually hold the harbour and checkmate any 
 further operations on the part of the enemy by land. 
 These forts and batteries, six in number, even now 
 command the narrow eastern or Lye-moon sea-pass, 
 only a quarter-mile broad, the western entrance, 
 which to a great extent is blocked by shoal water, 
 and, in fact, the entire area of this incomparably 
 splendid harbour. It is, however, greatly to be 
 desired that the Imperial Government should resolve 
 upon the expenditure of some small additional sum in 
 strengthening the defences according to some reso- 
 
60 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 lutely carried out scheme, and thus take full advan- 
 tage of the natural capacities for rendering this 
 important post absolutely impregnable.^ 
 
 It is worth while to cross over to the promontory 
 of Kowloon on the Chinese mainland, acquired at the 
 conclusion of the war of 1860 so successfully con- 
 ducted by Sir Hope Grant, on the indisputable ground 
 that its possession is tactically indispensable for the 
 efficient defence of the harbour. On this strip of 
 ground, about two miles in length and an average of 
 three-quarters of a mile in breadth, commercial enter- 
 prise has been so busy as to imperil the attainment of 
 the proposed military objects. Forts and barracks 
 have, it is true, been erected on a stunted scale, and 
 a small detachment of infantry is habitually stationed 
 here for rifle practice ; but docks, wharves, godowns, 
 hongs, and villa residences have sprung up with 
 flourishing rapidity, and every year tend more and 
 more to elbow the military out of the field. 
 
 Kowloon is occasionally resorted to during hot 
 afternoons, as a more breezy spot where lawn tennis 
 may be played, with the pleasant sequence of a cool 
 return voyage in the evening across the harbour. 
 Steam ferries ply constantly to and fro. 
 
 The barren, uncultivated red ground presents a 
 curious feature in the large patches of the sensitive 
 
 * Since this was written the Home Government has taken mea- 
 sures of a practical and comprehensive nature for rapidly putting 
 Hong Kong in a far more efficient state of defence. 
 
TLO'^G KONG. 61 
 
 plant so well known in English hothouses. The 
 waving of a stick over them seems to produce a 
 withering curse as in the case of the wand of a 
 malignant necromancer. The green plants simul- 
 taneously quiver, shiver, shrivel, and close, showing 
 streaks of leafless, dry, withered stalks. 
 
 A steam-launch voyage round the island — the 
 extreme length of which is eleven miles, maximum 
 breadth five miles, and area, including Kowloon, 
 thirty-two miles — gives us a good epitome of our 
 survey of details. Throughout, the coast scenery is of 
 that rugged, towering nature characteristic of igneous 
 formations, but the back part of the island differs 
 from the harbour side in its wide, unlandlocked 
 expanse of the China Sea, in the rougher nature of 
 its waters, in its precipitous little islets dotted about 
 in every direction, and in its solitude and entire 
 absence of all shipping save for a few piratical-looking 
 junks, which, sallying forth from semi-hidden inlets, 
 perpetrate abominable crimes for wretchedly small 
 game. These wasps are, however, fairly cleared out 
 from their former Hong-Kong haunts. Here we 
 arrive at the little village of Stanley, in the bend of a 
 bright, quiet, yet breezy little bay. It is now occupied 
 by a few Chinese, in their usual tumble-down pigsties. 
 It once formed a sanatorium, and here are the officers' 
 quarters, the barracks, now utilised by the police, 
 hospital, surgery, and the various accompaniments of a 
 military establishment. But, for some occult reason, 
 
62 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 it was not found to answer its purpose ; and, indeed, 
 the justice of this conclusion is justified by the terrible 
 extent to which its unduly large cemetery was in a 
 very short time filled. English officials have cared 
 for these sepulchres, first whitening, then crumbling, 
 and finally blackening under the full glare of a 
 tropical sun, with an unfailing solicitude. The ground 
 is trim, even as an English village churchyard, and 
 the renovated records still tell their tale of how, say, 
 Sergeant Smith, died of fever on 3^^ Aug*, his wife on 
 5*^, and their 2 children on 7*^, and so on. A large 
 proportion of the tombstones are in memory of 
 officers who died in China as far back as forty years 
 ago, and whose bodies were apparently brought here 
 for interment. 
 
 Let us now apply to Hong Kong the Birmingham 
 standard of £. s. d. — the inexorable test of receipts 
 and expenditure. Its estimated revenue for 1884 was 
 1,200,000L; its expenditure, 1,190,000L; its exports 
 to the United Kingdom in 1882 were of the value of 
 1,429,000Z., and its imports 3,143,000L ; and it is the 
 only one of our colonies which, so far from being 
 burdened with a public debt, has for many successive 
 years been accumulating a surplus for unforeseen 
 emergencies. In 1845 it cost the British taxpayers 
 50,000L plus its military expenses. Now, it draws 
 not a farthing from the home exchequer, and actually 
 contributes 20,000L a year towards defraying the 
 expenses of the troops quartered in the garrison, the 
 
HONG KONG. 63 
 
 total strength of which, all told, is about 1,200 men. 
 Its shipping, trade, and wealth are annually in- 
 creasing, and, as already pointed out, have now 
 assumed enormous proportions. Its local government, 
 which is of an admii'able simplicity, is smoothly and 
 prosperously administered by a Governor and an 
 Executive Council of six members, aided by a Legis- 
 lative Council of eleven — one of whom is a Chinese — 
 nominated by the Crown. 
 
 Well — have I succeeded in persuading you, even 
 by this sketchy account, that Hong Kong is one of 
 the most singular spots in the world ? Other localities 
 possess their own special characteristics and as great 
 beauties — superior of their kind they can hardly be. 
 But this island, owing to its extreme remoteness from 
 all centres of European civilisation, and to its strange 
 population, which only resembles ourselves — apart 
 from the theological point of view — in being two- 
 footed, unfeathered, grinning mammals, possesses a 
 novelty unequalled elsewhere. In addition to the 
 advantages which I have already endeavoured to set 
 forth, it is conspicuous by the fact that during the 
 past thirty years its opulence has been increasing 
 without a substantial check, and that, of all our vast 
 colonial possessions, it may be considered, on the 
 whole, as the most prosperous. Ceded in January 
 1841, and confirmed to us by the Treaty of Nankin, 
 August 1842, its retention has never cost a drop of 
 blood, or involved a single diplomatic difficulty, and 
 
64 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 there has never heen a breath of allegation against a 
 harsh or unjust sway. Indeed, its large native popu- 
 lation, far from resisting our rule, flies to us from 
 their own misgoverned country as to a haven of rest, 
 justice, and security. As a nation, we are in the 
 habit of contrasting our public measures unfavourably 
 with those of other European countries, of pro- 
 claiming our shortcomings, of minimizing our suc- 
 cesses. Here, at all events, we may point proudly to 
 results, and quote Hong Kong as an instance of what 
 may be achieved by English rule, English industry, 
 and English integrity of administration. 
 
65 
 
 CHAPTEK 11. 
 
 A MODEL BRITISH REPUBLIC SHANGHAI. 
 
 British Kepublic ! The very title sounds like a parody. 
 Is this chapter a mere repetition of those numerous 
 prophetic fables which endeavour to delineate the 
 supposed conditions of existence, when England shall 
 have learned antiquity of usage is not identical with 
 excellence, and America that innovation is not per se 
 amelioration ? No. I seek to draw a picture of a small 
 British community, over 10,000 miles distant from 
 England — a nucleus which contains the elements of 
 importance and aggrandisement in a future when, 
 according to modern Chinese philosophers, the history 
 of China will be the history of the governing world, 
 while the annals of the British Empire will be com- 
 prised in a marginal note, to the effect that this 
 active, intelligent race started into a sudden and 
 ephemeral existence for a couple of thousand years, 
 or so, and then vanished from the face of the earth. 
 Even now, our fellow-countrymen in the Shanghai 
 settlement, though theoretically English subjects, 
 practically owe no allegiance to the Foreign Office, 
 
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66 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 Colonial Office, or Horse Guards ; the settlement ad- 
 ministers its own government with an independence 
 little short of that exercised by Switzerland, and, in 
 fact, the tiny Kepublic realises the supposition of an 
 English tribe without a sovereign. 
 
 In 1884 British Eepublican Shanghai having 
 requested British Imperial Hong Kong to send an 
 officer to inspect their volunteers, horse, foot, and 
 artillery, I was selected for this duty. Our stormy 
 four-days' voyage between the two places resembled a 
 prolonged Dover and Calais crossing, the discomfort 
 of which no size of ship or luxury of accommodation 
 could obviate. 
 
 As we enter the Yellow Sea, the hitherto blue water 
 assumes the colour and consistency of pea-soup ; we 
 steam a short distance up the Yang-tsze-Kiang Kiver, 
 the mere pronunciation of which brings on a sore 
 throat, and arriving at its confluent the Hwangpoo, 
 are transferred to a tug to enable us to cross the 
 rapidly silting-up Woosung bar, which subsequently 
 assumed importance as a tactical obstacle to French 
 operations. We paddle through slime, amidst dark- 
 ness and bitter cold, for about ten miles to Shanghai. 
 Here some dozen brilliant meteors, the last efforts 
 of that electric light which here, as elsewhere, suc- 
 ceeded in enriching the directors and impoverishing 
 the shareholders, reveal some large English buildings 
 standing out in weird distinctness through the sur- 
 rounding darkness, and the scene is rendered still 
 
SHANGHAI. 67 
 
 more striking by the sudden influx of swarms of 
 hideous chattering Chinese cooHes springing on board 
 from the adjacent wharf, Hke a flock of sheep through 
 a gap. 
 
 The master of the tug, thinking this influx in- 
 opportune, quietly knocks down the foremost cooHe, 
 and intimates his intention of bestowing similar 
 marks of favour on the others. Were there cries of 
 * Shame ! ' or threats of vengeance from the mob of his 
 outraged comrades ? Oh dear no. The knocked- 
 down coolie submissively slips away, and his outraged 
 comrades fall back like frightened partridges. A few 
 minutes afterwards, when the master's attention is 
 diverted, they again swarm on board and handle the 
 luggage with such dangerous freedom that I interpose. 
 Merely stretching my leg across the gangway, I shout 
 out in the ridiculous pidgin-English : * Plenty too 
 many coolie ' ; and these men, about 120 in number, 
 keen for hire and shrouded in darkness, who could 
 have brushed me aside like a fly, never dream of dis- 
 puting the self-assumed authority of the single 
 Englishman, but submissively and instinctively fall 
 back until, in my good pleasure, I graciously permit 
 one or two of their number to pass. Why do I dwell 
 on this triviality ? Because ^ I want to illustrate the 
 fact, so incomprehensible to those who have never 
 dwelt in the East, that a solitary resolute Englishman 
 can cow into spaniel submissiveness, under certain 
 circumstances, an almost unlimited number of Asiatics. 
 
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68 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 Herein, too, lies a tendency to grievous oppression, 
 against which it behoves us to be on strict guard — that 
 tendency on the part of Anglo-Indians to strike and 
 ill-use those who, they well know, will never lift a 
 finger in their defence. 
 
 At Shanghai I was once rowed by some taciturn, 
 quiet, respectable blue-jackets to a jetty crowded 
 with native boatmen, who did not show sufficient 
 alacrity in getting out of our way. Whereupon the 
 blue-jackets, quite as a matter of course, metho- 
 dically banged their heavy oars about the heads 
 and the shoulders of the unfortunate Chinese, shoved 
 the sampans right and left into the swiftly running 
 river, and then the coxswain respectfully touching his 
 hat, * Beg pardon, sir, but them Chinamen are very 
 slow in getting out of the way unless you hurry them 
 a bit.' 
 
 Sallying forth in broad daylight, the first impres- 
 sion on my mind is that the English part of the 
 settlement is a collection of small palaces. No alter- 
 nation of houses and hovels, of neatness and filth, of 
 luxury and squalor characteristic of most Anglo- 
 Eastern towns. The private residences, the public 
 banks, the wholesale warehouses, and even the retail 
 shops, are large substantial stone buildings, con- 
 structed on a scale of absolute grandeur, externally 
 handsomely decorated, internally equally handsomely 
 fitted up. Along the whole frontage a broad marine 
 parade called the ' Bund ' — I presume from the Indian 
 
SHANGHAI. 69 
 
 term Bunder — with an expanse of beautifully mown 
 turf, slopes down to the water's edge and marks the 
 European highway where commercial activity is at 
 its highest. On the ^.djacent river, Hwangpoo, huge 
 European ocean steamers are loading or discharging, 
 while Chinese junks, Chinese sampans, and even 
 Chinese steam-launches are fussing about in every 
 direction. Their business-like appearance is en- 
 hanced by the six or seven foreign ironclads show- 
 ing their teeth in the shape of monstrous guns, 
 but riding in dignified repose at anchor, and by 
 some large unwieldy opium hulks freighted with a 
 burden which many pronounce to be somewhat more 
 deadly, and infinitely more disastrous, than 25-ton 
 guns and 400-lb. projectiles. Then the streets are 
 as busy as a swarm of bees. Innumerable rickshas 
 dash along at a sustained speed which would soon 
 distance the whole tribe of Westons and pedestrian 
 competitors. Innumerable pairs of coolies, with 
 burdens suspended on bamboo poles which they bear 
 on their shoulders, shuffle eagerly along. Their 
 weights seem perfectly back-breaking, a contingency 
 which they recognise by the most absurd rhythmical 
 groans which apparently solace their minds and ease 
 their bodies. Innumerable ' chit '-carriers, with that 
 useful contrivance a chit book, wherein the recipient 
 of the letter signs his name, hurry to and fro, imi- 
 tating the businesslike anxiety of the English which 
 foreigners pronounce to be our uncomfortable charac- 
 
70 ENGLISH CHINA, 
 
 teristic, but which perhaps is merely an incident due 
 to the fact that that which we do, we do with all our 
 might. 
 
 But where are the master minds, the irresistible 
 potentates, in whose service these ricksha-men, these 
 coolie labourers, these factory agents are working with 
 an unwearied striving energy which only these pig- 
 tailed Chinese can exercise ? There are numerous 
 tangible signs of them, from the street lamp-post, the 
 invariable concomitant of English settlers in the most 
 remote regions, to the vast storehouses of wealth 
 which line the river frontage ; but their presence in 
 the body is comparatively rare. They are but as 
 single salmon in a river teeming with myriads of 
 smelts. Yet here and there the imperious subduer is 
 seen striding through the crowds of the subdued, who 
 carefully avoid jostling the Saxon potentate, intuitively 
 fall back from his path, and obey his behests with the 
 docility of well-broken spaniels towards their stern 
 but not unkindly masters. 
 
 Let us now walk round the frontier territories of 
 our republic, which we must remember is outside, 
 and completely separated from, the enormous adjacent 
 native city of Shanghai. Its strict limits, indeed, 
 comprise an area of not more than one square mile, 
 yet within this narrow space are assembled upwards 
 of 250,000 human beings. One side is bounded by 
 the river, two sides by brooks, and the fourth by a dry 
 ditch. The top of the local Piccadilly is marked by 
 
SHANGHAI. 71 
 
 its corresponding Hyde Park under the jurisdiction of 
 the RepubHc Woods and Forests. About an acre of 
 neatly turfed, prettily planted garden is railed in with 
 handsome iron palings which no turbulent Reform 
 mob has ever yet carried away. For nearly a mile 
 the main road runs in a straight direction, then turn- 
 ing to the right we find ourselves in the Chinese 
 section of the European settlement. Here a vast 
 number of natives have established themselves, re- 
 joicingly submitting to our taxation and incompre- 
 hensible cranks respecting sanitary laws. Some 
 seeking that security of person and property for which 
 they vainly search elsewhere ; some hoping to escape 
 from the spite and tyranny of their own rulers, and 
 others, women, about 13,000 in number, concerning 
 whom the least said the better. Yet these immigrants 
 under such unfavourable auspices are a thoroughly 
 law-abiding, orderly community on the whole. Under 
 the restrictions of the Board of Works, even the 
 poorest streets contrast most favourably with the back 
 slums of Bethnal Green, and in general aspect are far 
 handsomer and wider than the handsomest and widest 
 in the native capitals of Foochow and Canton. The 
 walls are, it is true, the thinnest possible shells — 
 merely the three-inch thickness of a single brick — but 
 a brick shell must surely be deemed superior to a thick 
 mud and dirt crust. Most wonderful of all, there is 
 not a garbage heap within nose-shot. The thorough- 
 fares are a marvel to all Celestials ; amply broad and 
 
72 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 well paved, and lighted sometimes with gas and some- 
 times with electricity, and strikingly supplemented by 
 the painted paper lanterns swinging in front of the 
 windowless tenements, under the provisions of the 
 Defence Committee they are patrolled by policemen 
 in dress and appearance the very dittos of the London 
 Cerberus, and differing only in being more stalwart, 
 more useful, and less meddlesome. 
 
 The densely thronged thoroughfares at first pro- 
 duce an impression of market day, instead of a normal 
 condition of business. The dwellings of narrow 
 frontage but of wonderful horizontal depth — I still 
 insist on their comparative salubrity — are packed as 
 closely as corpses in a speculator's cemetery. The dis- 
 gorging process never comes to an end ; the stream of 
 human beings is incessantly pouring out of the doors 
 into the streets and vice versa, and we can now more 
 readily understand how in China vast seething masses 
 are compressed into minute areas, and why the ordi- 
 nary European rules for estimating population are in 
 this country entirely fallacious. Here we are outside 
 the pale of the luxurious ricksha conveyance, but the 
 thrifty Chinaman still finds a little opening for 
 swagger according to his notions, by means of a 
 double-seated wheelbarrow, whereon I have seen as 
 many as three specimens of flesh, fat, and pigtail 
 conveyed by a single coolie, struggling, staggering, 
 sweltering, and inwardly groaning. A few years ago, 
 indeed, these wheelbarrows were the sole means of 
 
SHANGHAI. 73 
 
 conveyance for diners out. Now they are largely used 
 at a fare of one cash — about twenty-five cash make a 
 penny — by the Chinese women, and for a very suffi- 
 cient reason. The practice of forcing their miserable 
 feet into a shapeless mass, which is becoming less 
 universal in Southern China, here prevails with un- 
 abated unanimity. The push of a little finger will 
 cause a pedestrian thus deformed to topple on one 
 side, and the accomplishment of a few yards on their 
 own hind legs is more formidable and tedious to them 
 than to the traditional tortoise. It may interest 
 Darwinites to learn that this disuse of the feet muscles 
 has called into play those of, shall I say, the dorsal 
 vertebrae, thus developing enormous curves which, 
 according to Chinese taste, constitute a line of beauty, 
 and are held in far higher estimation than mere facial 
 attractions. 
 
 Dear to the heart of the Chinese are the pursuits 
 of bargaining, buying, and selling, but they despise 
 any ostentatious display of their wares. Nastier, 
 dirtier, more trumpery, and, in fact, more loathsome 
 shops I have never seen in Whitechapel or the Seven 
 Dials. Here is a display of cakes, of sweetmeats, and 
 of black quivering jellies ; they remind me of child- 
 hood's dirt pies. Here is a butcher's shop. Oh the 
 horrors of the dangling fragments of fish, flesh, and 
 fowl, carrion which they call food ! they would be 
 beneath the notice of a London cat's-meat-man, while 
 the street is ornamented with extraordinary frequency 
 
74 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 with the strange, artistic, cheerful productions of the 
 coffin makers. 
 
 Next crossing a bridge over a creek, I find myself 
 in the American settlement Honkiew, a long straggling 
 strip fairly busy and prosperous, and yet, according to 
 the fashion of American locations, only half occupied. 
 Indeed it bears in every lineament the stamp of its 
 imported nationality, which, mixed up with local abo- 
 riginal features, forms an amusing mongrel medley. 
 Large pretentious mansions, but without any features 
 of details ; embryo factories and incipient storehouses, 
 not unlike a mushroom town in a Colorado clearing, 
 indicate commercial enterprises which may result in 
 enormous wealth or wholesale bankruptcy, for there 
 will be no medium. The one long unfinished-looking 
 street ambitiously called Broadway contains an excel- 
 lent hotel and a few flourishing shops. The majority 
 are, however, Chinese, and have accumulated their 
 trumpery wares in true Yankee ' store ' fashion, the 
 principal dealer proclaiming his name as * chop- dollar- 
 Jack,' anglice 'Honest John.' 
 
 In the course of my exploration of the British 
 settlement, I pass abstractedly over a narrow stream 
 and bridge, and in an instant am roused into con- 
 sciousness that the scene has changed. Why, where 
 is the business activity, where the handsome mansions, 
 where the throng of populace ? All is languid and 
 unenterprising. I stare in surprise. * Kue Mon- 
 tauban ' and ' Quai des Fosses ' meet my eyes, while 
 
SHANGHAI. 7b 
 
 * voulez-vous croire ' and * sapristi ' strike my ears. 
 Oh, I see, I have wandered into the French conces- 
 sion, spiritless, unprosperous, an instance supporting 
 Mr. Forster's assertion in his 'Manual of Political 
 Economy,' that of all nations who have had recourse 
 to colonisation the English and the Chinese alone have 
 been conspicuously successful ; a warning to other 
 settlers ' how not to do it.' The two settlements are 
 side by side with every possible identity of circum- 
 stances and equality of advantages. Yet our success 
 could scarcely be surpassed, their failure scarcely ex- 
 ceeded. Why this remarkable contrast ? I suggest 
 because the French national character is innately 
 antagonistic to successful colonisation ; and this in 
 spite of Algeria glorious as a conquest, invaluable 
 as a military school, and disastrous as a £. s, d, 
 transaction. 
 
 At Shanghai, for example, they seem to be unable 
 to modify their system of administration and business, 
 suitable in Normandy and Auvergne, to meet the 
 altered and inexorable requirements of the far East; 
 they have tried to introduce a fraction of France and 
 have failed. Their administration is imperious, auto- 
 cratic, and at the same time injudiciously paternal. 
 Enterprise and independence are strangled ; wealth 
 and the producers of wealth drift into another habitat 
 — unwilling to be encumbered with the vexations of 
 official cross-questionings; official permits, official 
 stamps and official blotting sand. Neither Europeans 
 
76 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 nor Chinese can endure that their private transactions 
 should be supervised by pubHc functionaries, and 
 consequently there is a steady flow from this atro- 
 phied district, the French population of which does 
 not at the utmost exceed 200, across a few feet of 
 planking into the English settlement, where an exactly 
 converse state of affairs results in an expanding 
 prosperity. 
 
 Still more gloomy is their outlook. Erst flourishing 
 firms are now deplorably consumptive, the population 
 is actually diminishing, and there is little or no 
 young blood, fresh money, or enterprise flowing in to 
 recuperate the ravages of a premature decay caused 
 by over-fostering. Why, the very sergents de ville 
 are absurdly fish out of water. The ' il est defendu,' 
 the ozone of municipal atmosphere in France, is here 
 amusingly out of place. The Chinese chatter and 
 cannot comprehend ; the English mockingly grin and 
 will not obey ; the officers of state look outraged and 
 woe-begone, but are perforce silent. Their language 
 scarcely finds a place in China generally ; it is rarely 
 employed in international commerce, nor have the 
 coolies manufactured a pidgin-French corresponding 
 to pidgin-English. Address these officials, with a 
 redundancy of galons and a scantiness of clean linen, 
 in their own tongue, and the floodgates of their 
 national garrulity will be opened ; they will feelingly 
 expatiate on their sensation of isolation, on their 
 aversion to a country so dissimilar to la belle France, 
 
SHANGHAI. 77 
 
 and on their longings — fatal feature in a colonist — to 
 return to the home of their fathers. 
 
 Again, at long intervals native rowdyism breaks 
 out into a feeble spasmodic ebullition, which we 
 English consider is best quelled by a body of police 
 dealing whacks all round on the heads of the most 
 noisy. But the French, with a vast amount of turmoil, 
 turn out all their employes with rifles — unlike our- 
 selves, they have no volunteer corps — and fire with 
 wanton precipitancy on the mob, entailing a deplorable 
 sacrifice of human life, and engendering much bad 
 blood against the European community generally. 
 An instance of the above occurred some years ago, 
 when a new road having been marked out to run 
 through a Joss house, the Chinese populace became 
 turbulent. A little timely concession in slightly de- 
 viating from the original track, even a few conciliatory 
 words, would have calmed them down. Instead of 
 which the French rushed to arms, and with little 
 semblance of leadership — for they failed in dragging 
 their consul from his refuge under the bed — they 
 charged down the street, bayoneting on their way 
 innocent wayfarers, and finishing up with a rain of 
 bullets. 
 
 Quitting the sombre, unprosperous-looking main 
 thoroughfare, gardenless and Bundless, lining the 
 river, I strike into some squalid side streets, with their 
 names engraved Paris fashion at the corners in white 
 porcelain on a blue ground, a trace, however slight, of 
 
78 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 an imported practice. Every external is strongly 
 suggestive of an effete provincial French town. Here 
 and there is a hairdresser, a pastry-cook, a marchand 
 cle modes, with a shadow of their habitual taste in 
 their window displays. But there are few shops, and 
 those few have scarcely any customers. Dinginess, 
 dulness, and depression of trade reign throughout. 
 There is indeed one oasis. The ' Hotel des Colonies ' 
 is a very fair counterpart of the ' Hotel des Deux 
 Mondes ' in Paris. A French landlord, French waiters, 
 or Chinese, who for a marvel speak the language 
 excellently, French floors, French furniture, French 
 cooking and French atmosphere ; in fact, thoroughly 
 French, inside and out. 
 
 And now that we have surveyed the domains of 
 our model British Eepublic — have scanned its outward 
 appearance, its size, its population, and its wealth — 
 avoiding indeed the bare statement of facts which in 
 Colonial reports are habitually only less deceptive than 
 the bare statement of figures, our next logical step is 
 to investigate how so successful a system of adminis- 
 tration has been attained, now is maintained, and will 
 be sustained. Happy the country whose previous 
 constitutional history may be summarised in such few 
 words. 
 
 In 1842, during the first China war, Shanghai was 
 captured by the British, but was not subsequently 
 claimed as an appanage of our crown. Foreign 
 commercial residents, among whom the English from 
 
SHANGHAI. 79 
 
 the very outset immensely preponderated, began to 
 settle down — first of all in the native city. But in 1850, 
 finding the horrible purlieus intolerable to civilisation, 
 they shifted their habitat to the present adjacent open 
 area. * Veni, vidi, vici,' but in this instance with little 
 or no physical violence. Gradually, peacefully, they 
 elbowed out of the way the native administration, and 
 the native administration, philosophically admitting 
 the inexorable logic of facts, tacitly recognised three 
 settlements : one English, one American, and one 
 French. The two former, wisely content with the 
 substance without the shadow, accept the term 
 * settlement,' and lay no formal claim to the privileges 
 of British territory. The French, on the other hand, 
 persists, in season and out of season, in designating 
 itself a 'concession,' a portion of France, and 
 struggling to obtain its individuality merely succeeds in 
 prolonging a struggling and somewhat -contemptible 
 existence. 
 
 Since 1843 the English settlement has steadily and 
 without a material check been increasing in population, 
 wealth, and prosperity, threatened, it is true, by dangers 
 from Chinese rebels, especially by the Taepings, who 
 held the native city from 1853 to 1855, and desolated 
 the province up to 1862, and by the hostile operations 
 carried on by the English and French in 1860, but 
 always successful in dealing with those perils through 
 the resolution and courage of the settlers. 
 
 Here I must explain that the American conces- 
 
80 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 sionists have dealt with certain difficulties arising out 
 of their inferiority of numbers by merging their 
 administration into that of the English. Smoothly 
 and harmoniously does the plan work at present, 
 our cousins are excellent neighbours and valuable 
 mercantile coadjutors. But we are on delicate ground, 
 perhaps the Sleswick Holstein of the Shanghai future ; 
 and it is a question whether, with increasing prosperity 
 and numbers, there may not be a development of 
 friction. 
 
 The Government at the present moment (1884) is 
 carried on by a council of nine, which comprise a 
 chairman, who to all intents and purposes is President 
 of the Eepublic, a vice-chairman, and seven members, 
 four of whom are English, two German, and one 
 Frenchman who formerly was actually President of 
 the council for his own settlement. The absence of 
 any special American representative is an eloquent 
 index of the extent to which the two tribes of cousins 
 have merged their interests into one. The Parliament 
 is annual, but the members are eligible for re-election, 
 and the propriety of the substitution of a biennial or 
 triennial one has been actively mooted. The franchise 
 is extended to every European adult in the English 
 and American settlement who is rated to the extent of 
 lOOL a year. They number about 300 persons. 
 Subjects of Great Britain pay a poll-tax of $5 a month, 
 ^1 for artisans, which entitles them to registry in their 
 consulate, and to be heard as plaintiffs in their own 
 
SHANGHAI. 81 
 
 court. The council assembles in conclave once a week, 
 and the minutes of its proceedings are published. At 
 the end of each financial year a sitting is held, which 
 is freely open to the general public, and on which 
 occasion are stated "the various measures, executive 
 and financial, which have been adopted during the 
 past year, the existing state of the treasury, and the 
 Budget for the coming twelve months. 
 
 The absence of an organised opposition is clearly 
 a great evil; but this is, to some extent, counter- 
 balanced by healthy internal bickering and spite, a 
 tolerable substitute for the clap-trap, stump-oratory 
 of certain sections of English politicians, whose first 
 thought is the acquisition of place or power, and 
 whose last thought is the public welfare. 
 
 The council is, moreover, subdivided into three 
 working committees : one for finance, one for public 
 works, and one for watch and police, who, of course, 
 render accounts of their stewardships to the main 
 conclave. The following is an epitome of the printed 
 Budget, dated, I think, January 1883 : — 
 
 Keceipts (in round numbers). 
 
 Taels. 
 
 Land taxes 31,800 
 
 Municipal rates 112,400 
 
 Licences 72,100 
 
 Loan 60,000 
 
 Miscellaneous . . . . . . 44,000 
 
 Total 319,800 = £80,000 
 
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8'2 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 Expenditure. 
 
 Taels. 
 
 Police 49,000 
 
 Sanitary 22,800 
 
 Public works 73,200 
 
 Volunteers 5,300 
 
 Municipal expenses, such as lighting, ceme- 
 teries, surveyor's office 38,700 
 
 Secretariat and collection of taxes . . 19,400 
 
 Public buildings and land and stores . . 49,700 
 
 Previous deficit and interest . . . 18,900 
 
 Various 42,800 
 
 Total 819,800 = £80,000 
 
 There is in addition a funded public debt of about £60,000. 
 
 Thus we see that the bulk of the revenue is derived 
 from a tax on houses and land, and from licences. It 
 is collected with astonishing ease and regularity, albeit 
 in a somewhat high-handed manner. The English, 
 recognising the necessity of adequate supplies for 
 the support of the administration, magnificently and 
 as a matter of course accept their heavy assessment ; 
 while the natives cheerfully contribute their quota, 
 which secures for them a treatment of justice and 
 humanity, instead of a treatment of robbery and 
 cruelty — a boon for which, by the way, they entertain 
 the customary gratitude of recipients towards bene- 
 factors. 
 
 Finally, as an evidence of the commercial prosperity 
 of Shanghai, I quote the following few statistics for 
 1882, in fear and trembling all the time for their 
 unutterable dulness : — 
 
SHANGHAI. 83 
 
 Entered port, steamers (over) . . . 2,000 
 
 Entered port, sailing vessels . . . 500 
 
 Tonnage 3,850,000 
 
 Of these, the percentage was — 
 
 English . . ' 54-8 
 
 Chinese 42*5 
 
 Other nations 2'7 
 
 Gross vakie of trade of port nearly 31,000,000L, of 
 which the EngHsh percentage was -67. 
 
 There are four splendid dry docks. 
 
 The Shanghai Eepublic has framed its laws on 
 the principle of the deflagration of gunpowder — not in- 
 stantaneously whereby the agents and the machine 
 would be simultaneously shivered, but progressively 
 rapid. The Statute Book has been codified from the 
 regulations drawn up from time to time by the 
 residents themselves, assisted in legal and interna- 
 tional technicalities by the foreign consuls ; and here 
 we stumble upon an element of protectorate similar 
 to that exercised in behalf of Belgium by the great 
 European Powers. Laws and transactions affecting 
 the relations of Shanghai with the external world 
 are transmitted, through the combined consular body 
 at Shanghai, to the ambassadors at the Pekin Court 
 for final ratification. 
 
 The police is composed of 54 European and 240 
 native constables. After a little experience these 
 latter appeared to be such nonentities that for a time 
 they were entirely suppressed. Whereupon a sudden 
 
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84 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 accession of street offences occurred at night, and it 
 then became evident that the mere sight of the func- 
 tionaries of the law, even though they were Chinese 
 dummies, exercised a deterrent effect on Chinese 
 malefactors. They were consequently re-established. 
 The administration of justice in a community 
 composed of such heterogeneous materials as English, 
 Americans, Germans, Portuguese — of whom there 
 are a considerable number,^ many of them descen- 
 dants of the settlers in Macao in 1550 — French 
 w^anderers from their own settlement, Chinese, a few 
 Italians, Danes and Eussians, is a matter requiring 
 the very nicest management, and has been skilfully 
 dealt with. The principle is that every case shall 
 be adjudicated by a tribunal which represents the 
 nationality of the defendant. If, for instance, an 
 Englishman were assaulted by a German, the offence 
 would be disposed of by a court presided over by the 
 German consul, while a Chinaman robbed by an 
 American would seek redress in the Consular Court 
 of the United States. Some modification is, however, 
 necessary in the frequent cases of the Chinese being 
 involved as defendants, for to relegate them to their 
 country's tribunal in the adjacent native city would 
 indeed be to involve the unfortunate offender and not 
 less unfortunate plaintiff in the meshes of systematic 
 extortion and prolonged cruelty. Therefore a ' Mixed 
 Court ' has been organised, presided over by a Chinese 
 
 ' I conjecture about 300. 
 
SHANGHAI. 85 
 
 mandarin, who generally plays the part of a puppet 
 with the wires out of order, while the English, Ameri- 
 can, and German consuls act theoretically as * asses- 
 sors,' hut practically as judge, jury, prosecutor, and 
 counsel for the defence. For the trial of important 
 civil suits, and as a supervisor of the general admi- 
 nistration of justice, a member of the English bar, Sir 
 Henry Eennie, has been nominated, or rather lent, by 
 the British Government, furnishing almost the only 
 faint trace of imperial authority over the settlement. 
 
 So simply and so efficiently is the police admi- 
 nistered that a single court-house and machinery 
 suffices for the enormous Chinese population of about 
 200,000 souls. I admit that it is chiefly composed of 
 industrious law-abiders, who have taken refuge in 
 European equity from mandarin rascality. Yet, of 
 course, there is a leaven of scoundrelism both among 
 the natives and in the shape of some stray cosmo- 
 politan black sheep, of whom the most conspicuous 
 are seventy * she ' black sheep, chiefly Americans. 
 
 Chaperoned by an English police superintendent, 
 I proceed to the local Bow Street, in the outside 
 courts of which are collected a large motley crowd of 
 loungers, witnesses, plaintiffs, and prisoners. Here 
 the contrast of silence, so far as silence can be en- 
 forced on these everlasting chatterers, order, the 
 absence of smells, and the presence of the traditionally- 
 garbed British policeman, attest European adminis- 
 tration. The prisoners are tied together in twos by 
 
86 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 their pigtails, looking very much like captured hares, 
 and so shrinking and unintelligent that one would 
 suppose them to be equally incapable of an active 
 deed either of good or evil. The native bystanders, 
 in awe of all European ' casuals ' as representatives 
 more or less of the majesty of the law, awful in its 
 mysterious far-reaching and inflexibility, make way 
 for me with ostentatious deference, and I am con- 
 ducted to the centre of the judgment hall, where, with 
 the strange- looking surroundings of English official 
 tables, chairs, and writing apparatus, is seated the 
 mandarin, who in pigtail and Chinese robes appears 
 an absurd burlesque of ' his worship.' A nonentity 
 and full of effete national self-importance, he holds 
 the scales of justice de jure^ but by his side is the 
 Thetis de facto, the European assessor, Mr. Giles, the 
 vice-consul, full of English acumen and activity. 
 He introduces me to his mandarin worship, Mr. 
 Huang, and in response to the latter's obsequious 
 obeisances I instinctively shake his slender snaky hand 
 with a hearty national grip, by which unaccustomed 
 proceeding he seems totally disconcerted. 
 
 The first case is called, and a Chinese policeman, 
 dressed exactly like a fair-weather-man in the card- 
 board toy barometer, drives into the open dock, at 
 the magistrate's feet, a prisoner as though he were 
 vermin. Down he flops on his knees, and the pic- 
 ture of oppressed spiritless misery retains his grovel- 
 ling attitude during the whole of the evidence. * But 
 
SHANGHAI. 87 
 
 perhaps he may establish his innocence,' I whisper to 
 my cicerone, in scandaHsed compassion at this en- 
 forced demeanour of guilt. ' No matter, old-o cus- 
 tom invariably prescribes that attitude for a prisoner ; ' 
 which rather reminds one of the American lynch law 
 system of first the execution, then the verdict, and 
 finally the trial. The natives do not seem to have 
 the courage of great crime, and offences against the 
 person are rare, resort to the knife being almost un- 
 known. Hence the great majority of the charges are 
 of the lightest possible nature. Number one case is, 
 we will say, for gambling in the streets. The evi- 
 dence, to be worth much, must be supported by a 
 European, for both Chinese police and Chinese popu- 
 lace are incurably venal as witnesses, and are quite 
 prepared to exculpate the guilty or to inculpate the 
 innocent for a consideration of a few farthings. One 
 or two pertinent searching questions from the asses- 
 sor ; fair play for the defendant's defence, but no legal 
 quibbling. * Fined 20 cents (lOt?.),' says the Vice- 
 Consul in a low tone of voice to the mandarin. * Fined 
 20 cents,' echoes the nonentity in a loud tone of voice 
 to the Chinese public. Away scuttles the prisoner 
 with every appearance of relief at the short and 
 decisive nature of the investigation, and number two 
 case is brought forward, a theft at the same time 
 ludicrously trivial and disgusting. * Three days' im- 
 prisonment,' repeats the cuckoo mandarin at the 
 dictation of the Vice- Consul, who, however, treats ihe 
 
88 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 Chinese cypher with affability personified compared 
 with the browbeating of the German or American 
 assessors. ' I should have thought three minutes 
 ample,' was my whispered remark. * Not at Shanghai,' 
 is the reply, the case here affects the whole question 
 of agricultural prosperity. 
 
 Next appear three Chinamen lashed together by 
 their pigtails, and charged with burglary, which in 
 point of fact amounts, perhaps, to prowling at night 
 about an outhouse and absconding with property of 
 the V3,lue of about three half-pence. The Chinese 
 witnesses set to work in * independent file firing ' in 
 a breathless chorus of gabble, supplemented by the 
 Chinese policeman. There is a certain amount of 
 conflicting evidence, and gradually the case becomes 
 amusingly typical of the people, and the administra- 
 tion of justice in China. Notwithstanding the ener- 
 getic endeavours of the English functionaries to pre- 
 serve silence, they are not even moderately successful. 
 Not only the Chinese official underlings, but the 
 witnesses, the prosecutors, and the general public, at 
 uncertain intervals suddenly shove themselves for- 
 ward, utter in loud simultaneous chatter their 
 opinions and remarks, and — scandal of scandals — 
 even proffer eager advice to the magistrates ! Per- 
 haps in a certain way they perform the functions of 
 a jury, and thus, in a country where even truth is a 
 lie, they assist by this expression of public opinion in 
 the equitable administration of justice. At all events 
 
SHANGHAI. 89 
 
 the assessor seems to deduce sufficient therefrom to 
 enable him to form his own opinion, for with sudden 
 decision he says, ' Not proven ; released,' and after 
 a moment's, dumb amazement on the part of the 
 prisoners, that anyone accused should thus be dis- 
 missed scotfree, away they shuffle voluble in their 
 delight. But even after the verdict has been pro- 
 nounced, fresh comments are volunteered from the 
 public, and it certainly may be laid down as a general 
 rule that, the less justice is tempered with mercy, the 
 greater the advantage to the community at large. 
 It sometimes actually happens that, after sentence 
 has been passed, the accused and his friends will 
 harangue the magistrates on the iniquity of the judg- 
 ment, and will bring forward new facts to show that 
 the verdict was all wrong. 
 
 The next captive is charged with unlawful posses- 
 sion, and is led off by the tail to imprisonment for 
 forty- two days. The next, a crafty old offender, has 
 been arrested for returning to his settlement after 
 having been deported, as a penalty for previous 
 offences, to his own city. Cat-like, he will not be 
 driven away ; he prefers an English prison to liberty 
 in his native dens, and is condemned to a further 
 period of incarceration, which appears rather to gratify 
 him than otherwise. The next case is suggestive. 
 The prosecutor, an inhabitant of the French settle- 
 ment, with a mean opinion of the executive of his 
 own countrymen, has so adroitly managed the point 
 
90 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 of venue as to have transferred the adjudication to 
 the English court. The offence is one of pilfering, 
 and the sentence, I think, ten days' imprisonment. 
 ' Won't you order him the cangue ? ' (public exposure 
 in a wooden collar) asks the plaintiff entreatingly, and 
 the peremptory ' No ' of the Vice-Consul conveys to 
 me the satisfactory reluctance of our officials to in- 
 flict a form of punishment which, though when 
 carried out by us is merely a form of discomfort, 
 has nevertheless been borrowed from the severely 
 torturing infliction of the cruel Chinese. 
 
 I could not but remark that, on passing sentence 
 in each case, there was a general air of exhilaration 
 and surprise among the culprits. Subsequent ex- 
 perience confirmed the explanation thereof which 
 was given me. Chinese offenders subjected to their 
 own tribunals invariably suffer petty extortion, cruelty 
 and suspense, so that our prompt, clear, and dis- 
 interested awards appear to them in the light of 
 positive benefits. The above-described mixed court, 
 unique among modern tribunals of justice, was es- 
 tablished by the late Sir H. Parkes in 1864, and, in 
 defiance of its theoretical imperfections, its practical 
 working is undoubtedly admirable. 
 
 The Anglo- Shanghai prisons would perhaps barely 
 satisfy finicking humanitarianism in England, but 
 they fully meet the requirements of wise humanity 
 in China ; indeed, in comparison with native dungeons 
 they are so little punitive as to be barely deterrent. 
 
SHANGHAI. 01 
 
 The prisoners are confined in what I may describe as 
 Brobdingnagian windowless cages, one side of which 
 is barred by bamboo poles at wide intervals, admitting 
 an unrestricted view into the interior, and the pas- 
 sage of extra food, opium, and tobacco to the incar- 
 cerated from their outside friends. The normal 
 temperature obviates suffering from cold, as a rule ; 
 the atmosphere, the unrestricted air of heaven, is 
 untainted, save by the inevitable civet-cat-like accom- 
 paniments of all natives, the Bouquet de Chinois. 
 Here let me be pardoned for adding one word in all 
 seriousness on this unsavoury subject, not so much on 
 the score of interest, but as an admonition to practical 
 forbearance all the world over. There is no living 
 creature whose presence is not accompanied by 
 emanations utterly loathsome to those not of its own 
 species or even tribe. Let the cleanest woman- 
 finger touch a bait and no rat will look at it. Enter 
 a room occupied by four or five young Chinese who 
 have daily been scrubbed in hot water from child- 
 hood, and you cannot abstain from grimaces of dis- 
 gust. ' Why,' asked an Englishman of a highly 
 educated, refined native gentleman, * do your country- 
 men evince such reluctance to hold with us occasional 
 intimate social intercourse ? ' ' Well,' was the em- 
 barrassed reply, * we are many of us fully aware in 
 our hearts that you are very wise, humane, learned, 
 clever, and often very friendly disposed towards us. 
 But, to tell you the truth, there is one feature about 
 
92 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 all you English which we are totally unable to endure. 
 We cannot at any price stand your esprit de corps. \ 
 The actual term used would of course strike the 
 reader very disagreeably in print. 
 
 To revert to our prisoners. Thirty or forty are 
 incarcerated in each cage, which in our eyes amounts 
 to overcrowding; but they are clearly of another 
 opinion owing to their unmistakable appreciation of 
 a large gathering. I walk along the rows of lock- 
 ups, scrutinising at my leisure the scene within. The 
 occupants are gleefully chattering with their fellow 
 inmates inside, or through the bamboo bars are 
 holding unrestricted converse with their clustering 
 acquaintances outside. They have no sense of 
 shame at this public exposure, because Chinamen 
 have no sense of distinction between virtue and vice 
 otherwise than as it affects profit and loss ; they 
 would consider as pure gibberish the classical invoca- 
 tion, ' Disguise thyself as thou wilt. Slavery, still, 
 still, thou art a bitter draught ; ' and so they sit 
 happily on their hams — Easternlike they always 
 prefer nature's portable chair — congratulating them- 
 selves on this repose from their everlasting toil, toil, 
 toil, and on this chance for healing afforded to their 
 shoulders and neck muscles, habitually bruised and 
 strained by the burden-bearing bamboo poles. A few 
 of the worst offenders are, it is true, subjected to a 
 somewhat more strict form of imprisonment, and a 
 fewer still to the cangue, a wooden collar encircling 
 
SHANGHAI. 93 
 
 the neck. The Chinese implement is so ponderous 
 as to cause torture, and so broad that the hands 
 below cannot reach the face above, either for purposes 
 of eating, or for brushing away the clouds of per- 
 secuting stinging insects which settle on their per- 
 spiring skins. But that used by the English is so 
 small and light that it inflicts inconvenience rather 
 than pain, and its chief object is to attract the atten- 
 tion of the public to the special crime of which the 
 prisoner has been guilty. Strokes with the bamboo 
 are in rare instances applied to persistent offenders, 
 but in a very mild form. 
 
 In the social life of Shanghai, where each numeri- 
 cally small nationaHty maintains a resolute exclusive - 
 ness, the prominent features, especially among the 
 English, are unstinted luxury and open-handed hospi- 
 tality, mingled withal with a considerable amount of 
 formality, and the casual ' Globe Trotter ' (i.e. amateur 
 traveller) and the sportsman will find their objects 
 furthered with friendly zeal. Invitations to dinner 
 and to ' tiffin ' are incessant — and at the latter mid- 
 day meal you will not be spared a single item of a 
 luxurious artistically cooked dinner, from which you 
 will rise with a sense that your digestion, brain 
 faculties, and afternoon's leisure have been equally 
 impaired. Indeed, a week's experience of these double 
 daily dinners will make you crave for the simplicity 
 of gruel and parched peas. As regards the company, 
 the element of Englishwoman is very scantily re- 
 
94 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 presented ; the men are usually of the successful 
 merchant class — for Shanghai, offering almost a 
 certainty of ultimate wealth, at all events of com- 
 petence, to the diligent and able, is no place for the 
 bankrupt loafer or the disreputable fool. And the 
 conversation? Well, perhaps it would be improved 
 were there less mercantile and dollar and tael talk, 
 but at all events the outsider gains thereby a faint 
 idea of the world-wide magnitude of English com- 
 merce, a dim insight into the real meaning of the 
 term * merchant-princes.' After dinner it is cus- 
 tomary, especially on Saturdays and Sundays, to 
 drink one of three toasts. * Sweethearts and Wives,' 
 says the host — received with the usual levity con- 
 sidered appropriate to the strongest ties by which 
 mankind can be bound. Or, more gravely, * Absent 
 Friends,' and * Absent Friends ' is warmly repeated, 
 perhaps with a sigh of regret, perhaps with a chuckle 
 at the recollection of former larks carried on with 
 those absent friends. But there is one health, usually 
 given at the Sunday luncheon, which is invariably 
 received with the gravest earnestness : ' The Old Folks 
 at Home,' and in a subdued tone, which bespeaks 
 softened feelings, even the spendthrift, the ne'er-do- 
 weel, or the callous materialist will re-echo the words : 
 * The Old Folks at Home.' 
 
 And now that I have alluded to kindly influences 
 which have originated probably in childhood's reli- 
 gion, and which more than aught else distinguish 
 
SHANGHAI. 95. 
 
 US from the Chinese — unkindly hearted, their fetish 
 of ancestral worship notwithstanding — I am led to 
 speak a word of the Shanghai Protestant Cathedral. 
 The only fault I can find with the building is that it 
 is of a size and internal splendour absurdly in excess 
 of the requirements of the English Protestant resi- 
 dents, and the money thus spent might have been 
 far more usefully applied in improving the local 
 clerical administration. Outside, a Chinese heathen 
 coolie is summoning Christian worshippers by banging 
 with a bludgeon a huge tongueless bell; inside, the 
 tiny congregation looks even more tiny in contrast 
 with the dreary array of empty seats — though this 
 again is somewhat relieved by the presence of the 
 pleasant-looking, decent blue-jackets from the adjacent 
 British * Champion.' In addition to the cathedral 
 there is a Wesleyan place of w^orship, the frequenters 
 whereof set a conspicuous example of humble sin- 
 cerity, while their affiliatied temperance society effects 
 immense good amongst those who can abstain, but 
 cannot be moderate. Perhaps a China Sunday rather 
 jars upon the old notions of an English Sunday, 
 but perhaps, too, the hard-working, money-making 
 merchants will reply that they are so busy during the 
 week that on this day alone have they leisure to start 
 on shooting expeditions, to play at rackets and lawn- 
 tennis, to look after their racing ponies; and that, 
 after all, church-going is in many cases a mere form. 
 Well, is it wise to acquiesce in the abandonment of a 
 
96 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 form which yet estabhshes a hnk with duty, and in 
 which may be recognised the shadow of a forsaken 
 good? 
 
 An invariable concomitant of all English settle- 
 ments in the East, large or small, flourishing- or 
 impecunious, is the Club. That at Shanghai, to 
 which casual visitors are made welcome with generous 
 hospitality, is an excellent specimen of its kind. A 
 large, handsomely furnished building, a first-rate 
 library, innumerable European newspapers and 
 periodicals, a good coifee-room, and infrequent 
 rowdyism — it surpasses a considerable number of 
 London clubs in its presence of comforts and absence 
 of scandals. Unfortunately it tends to become a focus 
 for gambling both in the stockbroking and pony- 
 racing line— evils of serious dimensions, especially 
 among the younger members of the community. 
 There is no written or unwritten code among the 
 brokers, whose over-crowded ranks are largely 
 recruited from the Shanghai failures in other a\oca- 
 tions ; there is no regular Stock Exchange, and im- 
 moderate gambling in shares has blasted, not only in 
 Shanghai but in China generally, the fortunes of a 
 number of young men to an extent out of proportion 
 to the total residents. A good deal of money is lost 
 at cards, the whist stakes being portentously high, 
 though the Australian standard of ' sheep points, 
 and a bullock the rubber,' has not yet been intro- 
 duced. 
 
SHANGHAI. 97 
 
 Then the pony racing — what a boyishly harmless, 
 wisely to be encouraged, pastime does it sound ! But 
 in the majority of cases it is a mere subterfuge for all 
 the evils and none of the advantages of horse racing — 
 little of the plain sailing of the * 4 to 1 bar one ' 
 element, but an elaborate system of selling lotteries, 
 of squaring races, of roping, and of most of the 
 ingredients of racing blackguardism. Its best feature 
 is the racecourse itself, which here, as at Hong Kong, 
 Amoy, Foochow, and even at the far inland settle- 
 ment of Hankow, is the principal natural characteristic 
 of the place — a large, carefully turfed space, just 
 outside the town — fair, fresh, and free from the 
 native throng which elsewhere seems to choke one. 
 Here I see strings of racing ponies being exercised, 
 sometimes thirty or forty belonging to one stables. 
 They are small, rough, wild-looking Mongolian 
 ' Griffins,' as fresh importations are called, well- 
 shaped, singularly strong and enduring, but with 
 no turn of speed, and with a sour temper evinced 
 by their habitual knack of catching hold of an un- 
 suspecting bystander, and with a simultaneous craunch 
 shaking him as a dog would a rat. They are wonder- 
 ful proficients in the art of bucking. If once the 
 aggravating little beast stops short, and arches its 
 back like a spitting cat, it is all over with the best 
 rider who ever sat in saddle. The mafoos, or native 
 grooms, who habitually stick like leeches, the moment 
 they recognise in an apparently placid animal the 
 
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98 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 first signals of an intention to set to bucking, roll off 
 to the ground with grotesque agility. 
 
 A walk about Shanghai environs on Sunday after- 
 noon will throw on the daily life of the inhabitants 
 fresh lights which we might seek in vain elsewhere. 
 Starting, let us assume, from the Bund or Marine 
 Parade, we pass through the Anglo- Chinese portion 
 of the settlement, and emerge into the country, where 
 a continuous combination of sight and sound never 
 ceases to remind us of England, and yet, at the same 
 time, never suffers us to forget that we are 10,000 
 miles off, amongst a race almost as divergent from 
 ourselves as Gulliver's Houyhnhnms. The one ad- 
 mirable, metalled, high road would alone mark the 
 presence of Europeans — it has no parallel throughout 
 the whole gigantic empire, for the Chinese routes, for 
 thousands of miles in the interior, are literally wheel- 
 barrow paths. 
 
 The English have obtained from the Fuhtai, or 
 governor of the district, a concession of this road for 
 a distance of three miles into the imperial territory. 
 Here flock the Europeans of all, and the Chinese of 
 the elite, classes ; and here, too, the amount of gossip 
 would imply that everybody knows a great deal more 
 of his neighbour's affairs than his neighbour knows 
 about his own affairs. Here are merchants bent on 
 a brisk constitutional during the cool season, bearing 
 that aspect of earnest intent which foreigners declare 
 render even our pleasures melancholy and laborious. 
 
SHANGHAI. 99 
 
 A few family couples are strolling about ratlior spirit- 
 loHsly; you may depend upon it that the wife has 
 been loading up to the never-ceasing Hubject : ' Let us 
 go home,' iuu] lli.il \]\(' huHbantl has replied: 'Lot 
 U8 firht ;l(•(•()rrl|)li^h llii; objoct for which WO came out.' 
 AmaH (( 1 1 1 1 1 ' < n urses), in charge of two or three Eng- 
 liHh childnm, moHt of whom are so pale — here, as else- 
 whoHi in C}ilii:i, I Ik ( litrKih iH Hadly nnldrid to ilu'iri — 
 HO languid, ro J", I' , ;'ii<l nil.li n.n idcnllHffl J.Ikmi'^IiJ,- 
 
 flll (iXpr* i')ii ;ip).l'-;ic|iiii;'^ |(. Im ;ii|l \ , 'Mil; (<.Im :(<i| 
 
 when tb(; faint ruHtle of the an{.^< I "I <l<iith has been 
 hoard. TIk' :iiii;i : ;it(' ii ii;illy ((xccllcht nurn* :\ V( i-y 
 fond of, kind lo, ;iimI Ii1.< I l.y, ih(; oliildrcn ; l>iil 111* ir 
 grotoHquo uglincHH r< mhimI ono of a baboon taking 
 care of kitttaiH. 
 
 Thoro arc })nt few reproRentatives of the eager * he ' 
 making n rondcizvoim with tlio bashful, modest, Eng- 
 liHh * Hb(},' for all these garden plants are transplanted 
 at an early age to home nurseries, and their would-ba 
 iiKurp(;rH :\rc ]:\v:'c uninlM , >^' Vi ;izon AmericariH, with 
 ifio nioHi i:i;;;;''l "j i( jditm ,■. , iriving fiaultlesH turnH- 
 out, usually Victorias or basket carriages. In their 
 vehicles thoy havcj found a host of imitators, in the 
 Hlin-pe of wcjaltby (JhincHo merchants, who come to 
 Shanghai as the AnK^ricans go to Paris, to spend 
 their money and acquire an illusory veneer. They 
 are an amusing burlesque as they bowl along in a 
 rickety aniiqiuiiod landau, (irjuipptul with tawdry, 
 furhih;}i(;(l-«ji) lianicKH, and driven by a Chinese coach- 
 
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100 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 man bedizened in national rags. Their equipage is 
 calculated to hold four, but into it perhaps six fat old 
 mandarins have wedged themselves, conspicuous with 
 their six pendent pigtails lying coiled up in each 
 other's laps, with six flabby parchment physiognomies, 
 and six loud cackling voices. 
 
 Here, again, are merchants' broughams, which 
 only differ from the best-appointed London ones in 
 that their back panels are of splendid movable plate 
 glass, ensuring a current of air in hot weather, and 
 imparting a pleasing appearance of lightness. I may 
 observe that, except at Shanghai, carriages are almost 
 unknown to the English in China, so impossible are 
 the routes for this species of conveyance. 
 
 The handsome villas with pretty gardens which 
 line this English road really smack of Peckham and 
 Balham, except that here they are comfortably habit- 
 able, while the illusion is heightened by a pillar-post, 
 and a reproduction of Policeman X patrolling, ap- 
 parently more for ornament than for use, inasmuch 
 as, in this ignorant, semi-civilised country, there is 
 neither drunkenness, rowdyism, nor brawling. There, 
 too, is the Country Club, charming inside and out, 
 well furnished with literature and available for ladies, 
 who resort to it in large numbers. And yet a woman 
 in a club somehow always seems out of place, and is 
 generally sour, masculine, and long in the tooth — a 
 pleasant rosebud is rarely to be found there. But 
 Englishwomen in China are wont to fall away ter- 
 
SHANGHAI. 101 
 
 ribly. Habitually they abominate the country, and 
 not unnaturally, for there is little to accord with their 
 tastes, or to enlist their interests — they grow languid, 
 listless, out of health, and out of temper. They are 
 in a bad plight, indeed, unless they are wise enough 
 and good enough to find happiness in the conscious- 
 ness that they can safeguard the health and happiness, 
 the material and moral welfare of their husbands, who, 
 but for this influence, have here a tendency to go to rack 
 and ruin in the above respects — prosperous, perhaps, 
 in their business avocations, but deteriorating in 
 almost every other point of view. 
 
 We pass numerous lawn-tennis grounds, of which 
 game almost everyone here, male or female, who is 
 not a cripple owing to avowed infirmity or dissimu- 
 lated age, is wisely a devotee ; then the racket court 
 and cricket ground, and above all the pack of drag 
 hounds, about nine couple in number, the Chinese 
 never resenting their trespassing. The country is 
 perfectly flat and open, and is sufficiently intersected 
 with big water jumps to ensure a keen pleasure in 
 watching for the calamities of others. The sight of 
 the apparently purposeless, exhausting, and dangerous 
 run quite confirms the natives in their opinion that 
 these * Fung Yang ' (foreign devils), who hold over them 
 such a mysterious and lordly sway, are the maddest 
 lunatics the world ever produced. Their general line 
 of argument is as follows : — 
 
 * You will spend hours, you will face cold and 
 
102 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 heat, wet and fatigue, in the pursuit of a few snipe or 
 wild duck, which you could obtain far more easily in 
 the shops, and at a mere fraction of the enormous 
 sums you spend on your houseboat and other shooting 
 arrangements. Then a number of you, to whom every 
 hour may mean hundreds of taels, will, after toiling 
 in your offices all day, drill every evening for a month 
 without the slightest compulsion, and without receiv- 
 ing one cash in payment. (Alluding to the Shanghai 
 Volunteers.) Can you maintain that your hunting is 
 a reasonable occupation ? Wherein consists the plea- 
 sure or the profit in riding behind a quantity of 
 barking dogs, risking your lives in jumping over 
 broad wet ditches, when you had much better remain 
 on the safe side ? But of all your insane occupa- 
 tions that which you call athletics is surely the most 
 insane. Coolies stagger under heavy burdens, and 
 toil at other severe manual labour, because it is their 
 sole means of earning a few cash. But you rich 
 Englishmen will actually reduce yourselves to an 
 exhausted condition of perspiration in purposeless 
 lifting of weights, in wearing your mu$cles, in running 
 at full speed, in fact, in performing coolies' work 
 without even coolies' pay — sometimes indeed at a 
 positive expense. Are these the pursuits of reasoning 
 beings, or of hare-brained madmen ? ' 
 
 My long strolls after spring snipe answered the 
 additional purpose of studying the Chinese farming 
 system and agricultural labourers. Hideously flat and 
 
SHANGHAI. 103 
 
 naturally marshy — for water may always be found 
 here three feet below the surface — the country had 
 yet a sort of pleasing aspect of its own from its extra- 
 ordinary fertility and careful cultivation. Every 
 iquare yard, almost every square inch, is tilled to the 
 lighest point, and in the main by that hand industry 
 in which the Chinese have no equals on the face of 
 the earth. An inefficient buffalo plough is to be seen 
 on Are occasions — a horse plough never. Fertilising 
 agens, which we in England consider too trumpery 
 or to» disgusting, are here utilised with miserly 
 econony ; the results charm the eye of the practical 
 farmer— the emanations insult the nostrils of the 
 sentimental wayfarer, and this impression is not 
 counter aited even by the vast expanse of sweet smell- 
 ing beanfelds, or by the acres of peach trees spread 
 all over tie plains, and in all the beauty of their 
 spring blosiom. 
 
 Such inportance do the inhabitants attach to 
 putting plenty^ into the land, by which system indeed 
 they get three full cereal crops annually out of it, that 
 they yearly pough in as manure many a sack of 
 good sound beins, and many an acre of half-grown 
 l)ean crop, to vhich plant they attribute specially 
 enriching qualiies. Indeed the bean crop is the 
 staple Shanghai product, varied with a considerable 
 area of paddy fields (rice), corn, cotton, and roots. 
 Conspicuous by tleir absence are flocks and herds — 
 not an ox or a cow not a sheep or a goat, not even a 
 
104 ENGLISH CHmA. 
 
 pig, except as a refined member of their hovel society, 
 is to be seen over the entire landscape. There are 
 no products of milk, butter, cheese, mutton or beef. 
 We have little to learn from China in the way of 
 agriculture. 
 
 In search of further details, tramp with mQ 
 reader, gun in hand, and coolie at heels, over 1/ie 
 fields. The ground must be left entirely to your (Wn 
 selection, for the coolie, useful as a creature of burlen, 
 cannot speak a syllable of English, and wiU not 
 exert himself an ounce to further the game-s(eking 
 objects of his lunatic employer. Strangely mough 
 the agriculturists, with all their minute c^e and 
 industry, let me wander at my own sweet wilUhrough 
 their standing crops, eagerly beckoning me to come 
 on when my farmer instincts would be scanialised at 
 such trampling down, and when a Briti^ yeoman 
 would pitchfork me for less than half th/ amount of 
 trespass. / 
 
 The beanfields, knee-high with their /v'hite flecked 
 stalks, are the dearly-loved resort of Spring snipe, 
 innumerable, mysteriously fat, and renting here for 
 about a fortnight in their flight fron Mongolia to 
 Cochin China. Now and again a pleasant gets up 
 with the same fuss and under the sai^ie circumstances 
 as his English brother, with whcm indeed he is 
 identical in shape, size, and plumaie. Of course he 
 gets off scotfree at this season of th^ year, being ' pere 
 de famille,' as Alphonse would say /-though, alas ! in 
 
SHANGHAI. 105 
 
 these climes Alphonse does not usually spare him 
 even under these sacred circumstances. 
 
 Two or three shots, and up start in every direction 
 Chinese urchins in keen competition for the prize of 
 an empty cartridge' case, which the inscrutable 
 natives turn to some use. They accumulate in 
 numbers such that to fire in almost any direction 
 would produce the same results as to fire into the 
 * brown ' of a dame's school. It is critical work, for it is 
 hardly possible to point your gun without finding a 
 Chinese child at the end of your barrel. * Masquie ' — 
 pidgin-English * Never mind ' — says my coolie encou- 
 ragingly. I know better. Humanity apart, I am 
 fully aware that the parents would rejoice were a 
 couple of pellets to lodge in the eye of one of their 
 offspring, provided I would pay a few dollars indem- 
 nity. I must seek for fresh pastures — a vexatious 
 task, because the entire country is intersected, at 
 , widths sometimes only four or five hundred yards 
 apart, with narrow, seethingly stagnant canals, deep 
 enough to float small junks, broad enough to deter a 
 jump, and muddy enough to entail on failure a mass 
 of execrably smelling nastiness. Sometimes it is 
 necessary to tramp many hundreds of yards in search 
 of a foot-bridge. 
 
 By far the most astonishing objects in these large, 
 flat, hedgeless fields — for Shanghai stands on a plain 
 without a hillock for twenty miles — are the innumer- 
 able graves. It has been estimated that the area of 
 
106 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 ground thus withdrawn from cultivation in this locality 
 is equivalent to about one-tenth of the total arable 
 space, and I can quite beheve it. Single circular 
 graves, or large grave heaps containing ten or twelve 
 coffins, stand out in bare ugliness in the midst of every 
 beanfield and cornfield, in every roadside patch and 
 thicket. The sites seem to have been chosen in de- 
 fiance of all convenience to the living, the sole require- 
 ment being a thoroughly dry, well-drained spot. The 
 areas thus occupied are held sacred to an extent 
 attained only where bigotry or superstitious folly 
 are rampant. Should the land change hands, the 
 grave mounds still remain the property of those who 
 there interred their relatives ; they remain undisturbed 
 from generation to generation, and to level them, or to 
 cultivate the superficies of the most insignificant or 
 the least known, would be held not only a criminal 
 offence but an outrage shocking to humanity ; yet 
 there is no attempt to decorate them or even to trim 
 them, not a sign of 'that would-be-prettiness over a 
 grave which, prompted by sorrow for the dead, saves it 
 from the sneers applied to mere sentiment. 
 
 I was once puzzled by observing an English-made 
 bye-road twisting like a snake, apparently in the most 
 stupid purposeless fashion, over a perfectly level sound 
 country. At last I discovered that these expensive 
 deviations were absolutely necessary in order to avoid 
 disturbing the adjacent places of sepulture. Here we 
 have an illustration of the strength of their tenets of 
 
SHANGHAI. 107 
 
 ancestral worship— tenets which at first appear to 
 pivot on some of the better and softer feehngs of our 
 nature, but which on further examination prove to be 
 merely another feature of that fetish superstition 
 which is so strangely mingled with their repelling 
 scepticism. 
 
 Even more repugnant than their gaunt graves 
 are their ghastly coffins, standing on the surface of 
 the ground in the ratio, say, of about one to every ten 
 acres. Originally they were constructed with remark- 
 able solidity, were lutened up and made carefully air- 
 tight, and were bound round with thick straw plaits. 
 But time has more or less rotted all away, and the 
 revelation of a weird outline of corpse shocks our 
 sense of decency, still further outraged, by the way, 
 by the unceasing inquisitiveness of our English 
 Ponto. 
 
 Next we come to a flimsy bamboo fence, im- 
 penetrable to eyesight, but so fragile that a puff of 
 wind would overthrow it. It encloses a collection of 
 some twenty or thirty low, tumble-down-looking sheds. 
 Pigsties? No, only in the sense that they are the 
 habitat of the Chinese human. Mud and wattle, often 
 mud without the wattle, windowless, chimneyless, 
 doorless, filthy outside and curiously loathsome in- 
 side, they can only be paralleled with the worst of those 
 hovels for the retention of which the Irish shoot their 
 landlords, who desire to clear away such eyesores; 
 only the Irish miscreant with national hypocrisy 
 
108 ENGLISH CHINA, 
 
 whitens his den-sepulchre. Here are a few of the 
 typically ugly, featherless, indecent Shanghai fowls 
 which some years ago a perverted English taste valued 
 at nearly their weight in gold; here some English- 
 looking magpies and sparrows with more than English 
 pertness ; and here, numerous above all, the everlast- 
 ing crow, less of a garbage eater than the Shanghai 
 human. There is a conspicuous absence of trees, 
 gardens, and inside or outside ornament. 
 
 The approach of a European stranger rouses that 
 aggravating chorus of the jackal-like dogs, which in 
 turn evokes the presence of a population, young and 
 old, so numerous in comparison with the numbers of 
 dwellings that a hive of bees might herefrom pick up 
 a hint in economising space. They all watch the 
 Englishmen with some dislike and contempt, but with 
 still more curiosity. One glance at the interior, one 
 sniff at the atmosphere, causes me to hurry away with 
 unfaltering haste. 
 
 Strange, striking, other-world like, as are the 
 impressions produced on Europeans by Chinese sur- 
 roundings, these sensations are never so thoroughly 
 developed as in a native theatre. Thither I one 
 evening betook myself, accompanied by my Hong 
 Kong * boy ' as cicerone, on one of those expeditions of 
 personal experience which casual visitors seek and 
 residents shirk. The coolie trots my ricksha 
 through darkness and rain as quickly as a pony, and 
 as comfortably as a brougham, down the broad, well- 
 
SHANGHAI. 109 
 
 lighted English Bund into the narrow, dim, French 
 settlement, where the principal Chinese theatre is 
 situated in close proximity to the native city. As we 
 draw near, the crowd becomes too thick to be parted 
 asunder by the mere* cry ' Hyah ! ' which habitually 
 announces the approach of a European and ensures 
 the immediate removal of all obstacles. Slowly we 
 thread our way, and finally pull up at an unusually 
 broad entrance, bright with many-coloured paper 
 lanterns, and redolent with that odour peculiar even 
 to clean Chinese atmosphere— a sickly, mingled 
 smell of sandal-wood, joss-sticks, camphor, and 
 opium. 
 
 The custodian, at the sight of European prey, 
 shuffles obsequiously forward and demands a price of 
 admission which would probably be equivalent to a 
 charge of four guineas for a box at the 'Victoria.' 
 He would gladly have accepted one-fourth of the sum, 
 but I am growing sick of the atmosphere of everlasting 
 chaffering in which I have been living, and prefer to 
 allow the robber to pick my pocket. He ceremoni- 
 ously conducts me through a throng of natives, who 
 stare at the isolated intruding foreigner with the stare 
 of suspicious /er<g naturce, to the parterre where innu- 
 merable chairs and tables are scattered about. Here 
 he assigns to me a seat of honour, kicking out, to 
 create a vacancy, a fat Chinaman who had probably 
 paid the lawful sum for possession, but, unlike me, 
 had not submissively permitted himself to be fleeced. 
 
110 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 The dispossessed man angrily chatters, expostulates 
 and abuses, but there his spirit of resistance, accord- 
 ing to the wont of his countrymen, stops short, and I 
 am at leisure to realise the scene, which however at 
 first bewilders me owing to its extraordinary novelty. 
 The theatre is luridly lit up with a few lanterns 
 and miserable oil lamps, which gradually reveal to me 
 a house of the average size of a London theatre, filled 
 exclusively with the long blue robes and pigtails of 
 males, with the glazed rolls of black horsehair and 
 with the deformed feet of females, and with the hideous, 
 opaque, demon-looking faces, from whence arises a 
 diabolically ugly clatter of voices which almost drowns 
 the stage dialogue. Dialogue, do I say ? 1 use the 
 term in sheer despair of accurately qualifying the 
 yelling falsetto of the actors— not a civilised falsetto, 
 but a loud discordant monotone between an eldritch 
 yell and a wooden howl, and in it every single word 
 of the play from beginning to end is uttered. Still I 
 should have pooh-poohed the notion of its being un- 
 endurable to a strong-nerved man, but for three fiends 
 who, seated at the back of the stage, smote, with the 
 ceaseless regularity of machinery, a wooden drum, 
 clashed cymbals which would have disgusted a Punch 
 and Judy audience, and so manipulated some tight- 
 ened strings of catgut that they emitted shrieks which 
 would form a suitable accompaniment to Dante's re- 
 frain : ' Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.' In 
 all sober seriousness I declare that I, a matter-of-fact 
 
SHANGHAI. 1 1 1 
 
 middle-aged man, after having been subjected to the 
 above combination of sounds, the description of which 
 is miserably inadequate, felt overpowered by the hys- 
 terical sensations of a miss of seventeen, and that 
 eighteen hours afterwards those sensations of the 
 ' horrors ' still remained in the ears. But that ' One 
 dog's meat is another dog's poison ' is more true in 
 China than in any other part of the world, and the 
 opinion of native gentlemen whose appreciation of 
 the fine arts has, after their own fashion, been culti- 
 vated is as follows : — 
 
 * In all the sciences and in most departments of 
 civilisation you greatly surpass us. ' But in one respect 
 we are undoubtedly far ahead. We alone understand 
 true harmony : you are ignorant of its very first 
 principles.' 
 
 Of course I was entirely dependent on my * boy's ' 
 interpretation for a complete comprehension of the 
 plot ; it was apparently the essence of dulness, it was 
 unquestionably grossly indecent. Happily in the in- 
 terests of morality the women's parts were repre- 
 sented by men, and indeed they were almost undistin- 
 guishable from females so perfect was their feminine 
 get-up. The piece continued until about one or two 
 A.M. every day, and to follow out the whole story it would 
 be necessary to attend on six or seven consecutive occa- 
 sions. There is no division of acts and no scenery, 
 the normal dim lighting being supplemented by an 
 attendant bearing a long pole with a candle fixed at 
 
112 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 the end, and waved about according to the direction 
 where its rays are required. The players from time 
 to time explain to the audience the situation of affairs 
 very much after the manner pf Pyramus and Thisbe 
 in ' Midsummer Night's Dream.' Let me make the 
 most of one note of admiration. The costumes, if 
 sometimes a little ridiculous owing to the peacocks' 
 feathers quivering about six feet above the heads of 
 the wearers, were most beautiful, and must have cost 
 enormous sums. The actors were covered with paint, 
 red, black and white, thickly laid on and highly 
 polished. 
 
 So much for the stage. Now I am beginning 
 gradually to realise the surroundings. The audience 
 is certainly enjoying the play in their way, though 
 that way assumes the form of a universal chatter 
 which at times almost rises above the recitative. 
 That man dispossessed of his seat in my favour is 
 loudly holding forth on his wrongs, and now and again 
 there surges what I assume to be roars of execration, 
 imperfectly represented by * Hoo-gh,' ' Boo-oo,' ' Y-ah,' 
 and which every moment I expect will be followed by 
 * Turn him out ! ' But my boy explains that these are 
 national interjections of applause, corresponding to 
 our ' bravo,' and are directed to the actors. A shuffling 
 waiter puts before me a little pile of melon seeds which 
 the Chinese consider delicious. My untrained taste 
 likens them to beech-nuts without kernels. Tea, in 
 the form of an infusion from a pinch of leaves at the 
 
SHANGHAI. 113 
 
 bottom of each cup is likewise provided. It is sugar- 
 less and milkless, but somehow is better than any I 
 have ever tasted in England. More refreshment in 
 the shape of little flour paste-balls swimming in hot 
 water-bath substance's taste equally of dirt. Then 
 some glutinous nastiness of the nature of sweetmeats, 
 but which would be efficacious as an emetic. I con- 
 tinue to shake my head in negative. There is no 
 pleasing these foreign devils, thinks the waiter. So 
 at last he brings a huge trayful of smoking hot, wet 
 cloths, and insists on my taking one. * Very happy to 
 gratify you, but what on earth am I to do with this 
 dripping rag ? ' Then I observe that my neighbours, 
 greasy, fat, perspiring, and in fact Chinese in olfactory 
 details, snatch hold of some, and therewith dabble, 
 pat, and mop their unlovely countenances with every 
 expression of luxurious enjoyment, and then pass 
 them on to their sweltering neighbours. I master 
 my own emotion, and do not hurl my own rag at the 
 head of the attendant who has just presented it to 
 me. 
 
 The gallery is crammed with a well-to-do, poorer 
 class of native, obviously delighted ; the boxes barely 
 filled with gaudily bedizened, childishly vain-looking 
 mandarins, ostentatiously indifferent ; the basement 
 with the overwhelmingly prevalent type of the upper 
 middle classes, perhaps the truest type of the average 
 Chinese. The men largely predominate, and are 
 of sedate middle age — vicious youth and satyr-like 
 
 I 
 
114 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 dotage being entirely absent. The women, a minority 
 though a numerous one, are decent both in demeanour 
 and dress. Indeed were they what we term decolletees, 
 i.e. as bare as far as they dare, they would be con- 
 sidered by their countrymen as half mad and wholly 
 brazen. The reputation of most of them is tattered 
 according to our standard, but according to their own 
 they are not held in the same disrepute, and are quiet 
 and orderly under the jurisdiction of their attendant 
 duennas. 
 
 But I feel that my powers of endurance are 
 rapidly coming to an end. The inharmonious gabble, 
 the jarring sounds of the orchestra, the ear-cracking 
 falsetto of the actors, the flickering lurid lights, the 
 peculiar Chinese odours so strange and so distasteful 
 to European nostrils ; above all, the concentration of 
 so many unfriendly pairs of eyes on one's every move- 
 ment, produce at last a sensation of discomfort and 
 daze closely akin to indisposition. I elbow my way 
 out, jump into a ricksha forming one of a string as 
 long as a line of carriages on a London opera night, 
 and splash at a rapid trot through the driving rain 
 and wind. I rejoice, having witnessed a sight, un- 
 paralleled in any other part of the world, once; I 
 should regard it as a hardship to be compelled to be 
 present a second time at such a jarring, displeasing, 
 unlovely display. 
 
115 
 
 CHAPTEE III. 
 
 INSIDE CHINA. — THE RIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 
 
 Notwithstanding the modern thirst for exploring, we 
 are almost entirely without knowledge concerning 
 one-fourth of the population of the globe — the enor- 
 mous Chinese Empire, numbering at a moderate 
 estimate 350,000,000.^ We have, it is true, nibbled 
 at the Treaty Ports, but they differ from the normal 
 country almost as much as the rind of a Cheshire 
 cheese differs from the inside. So perhaps I may be 
 able to say somewhat interesting concerning a journey 
 I have recently made 600 miles into the interior, as 
 far as Hankow on the mighty river Yang-tsze-kiang. 
 
 Provided with an amount of baggage so small as 
 to be scarcely consistent with respectability, I embark 
 on board the ' Kung-wo,' one of the ex-China Merchants 
 Company's steamers recently handed over to an 
 American firm. A regular type of her class, she is 
 adapted for carrying a large cargo of tea and several 
 hundreds of coolie passengers, and is moreover pro- 
 vided with a little niche where three or four Euro- 
 peans can be accommodated, with a comfort and 
 
 * Various authorities differ to a most puzzling extent in their 
 computations. 
 
 I 2 
 
116 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 cleanliness on which Englishmen will insist, as we 
 have taught the Chinese, at whatever trouble and cost. 
 We screw along through a river broad as the arm of 
 a sea, and more yellow and thick than the Thames at 
 London Bridge, and yet not half so dirty, the extra- 
 ordinary colour being due to the clay washed from 
 the banks of the ever-shifting current and held in 
 suspension. The distant country looming through the 
 plain of dreary waters is as flat as though it had been 
 planed and spirit-levelled. There is for the present 
 no interest to be gathered out of that, but there is 
 abundant novelty in the circumstances of the steamer. 
 "What a curious mixture of nationalities we have 
 on board ! The captain, a sharp, civil little American, 
 as amusing and worldly-wise as most of his country 
 are, and as quiet in his demeanour as most of his 
 countrymen are not ; two or three English ship's- 
 officers ; a Manila Spaniard ; a couple of ' Geese,' i.e. 
 Macao Portuguese ; fifty Chinese crew ; about 200 
 Chinese and three European passengers, viz. a French 
 Jesuit, a Danish tea agent, and an English artillery 
 ofi&cer. The Chinese consider that to be jammed into 
 an individual contact of carcasses, and to breathe the 
 same atmosphere several times over, is essential to 
 comfort, and hence the rest of the community was by 
 no means crowded. Diverse as are the above nation- 
 alities, they may nearly all be blended into two great 
 divisions : European and Asiatic. The Europeans 
 regard all who are not of their own continent as half 
 
THE RIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 117 
 
 intelligent and wholly strange baboons, with a strain 
 of man-nature in them ; the Asiatics here consider all 
 who are not Chinese as * Fung Yang ' (foreign devils) — 
 nearly all, not quite. 
 
 The original Portuguese settlers in Macao of the 
 sixteenth century, the fellow-countrymen of Vasco de 
 Gama and Camoens, have so degenerated from their 
 original nationality, have so deteriorated from climate 
 and intermarriage with the aborigines, are so com- 
 pletely changed in physical aspect and mental charac- 
 teristics, that they can only be regarded as displeasing 
 hybrids, view^ed with contempt by Europeans and with 
 mistrust by Chinamen. 
 
 Peering down hatchways and wandering aft, where 
 are congregated the natives, three-parts naked, crafty 
 and* diabolical, wizened and skinny, with none of the 
 dignity of the human race, the sensation of one's own 
 isolation, of being one amongst a tribe with whom we 
 cannot have the most remote affinity, gradually be- 
 comes very strong. Why should not these 250 
 wretches, whose sole principle is that of gain, without 
 the common tie of civilisation which is the common 
 tie of brotherhood, select one day or night out of the 
 three we are to spend on board with them, far from 
 other human aid, cut the throats of the five or six 
 Europeans, plunder the ship at leisure, and disappear 
 into the wide adjacent country ? I really feel grateful 
 to them for their forbearance. They could crush us 
 by mere numbers as easily as they could a few flies, and 
 
118 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 such deeds have from time to time been perpetrated. 
 Indeed, to enable Europeans to fight at all events with 
 the same chance as rats at bay, it is the almost in- 
 variable practice to range rifles and ammunition in 
 handy spots about the cabin. Why is this omitted in 
 the present instance ? ' Oh,' says the American cap- 
 tain, with that ignoring of danger which is the surest 
 way of inviting it, ' there is nothing to fear from out- 
 rage. There is not a Christian within 100 miles of 
 us.' Nevertheless I am not sorry I brought my 
 revolver with me. 
 
 In the middle of one of the following nights, a din 
 of compound noises in an instant roused me to the 
 keenest, startled, attention. Intense darkness was 
 emphasised by incessant flashes of lightning, the 
 thunder cracked rather than rolled, and the rain 
 splashed down with a violence which resembled blows, 
 yet high above the riot rose the shouts and yells of 
 many voices in tones both of anger and entreaty, 
 and the trampling of many feet. Have the hundreds 
 of Chinese passengers risen upon the half-dozen 
 Europeans, and is the * last scene ' being enacted ? 
 The swift course of the ship is suddenly stopped, and 
 there is a profound stillness ; then an imperative 
 order to go ahead ; then hark ! the splash of 
 rapidly dipped oars, boats are approaching ; louder 
 and closer grow the angry shouts and yells, once more 
 the ship is suddenly arrested, junks are grating against 
 the side, swarms of men are clambering on board 
 
THE RIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 119 
 
 .... pirates perhaps . . . my revolver . . . not 
 much use . . . and ... *I hope you were not 
 roused last night opposite that village,' says the 
 captain next morning. * We took on board a wonder- 
 ful number of passengers who thought we were not 
 going to wait for them. What a row they did make 
 to be sure ! ' The evils we suffer from most are those 
 which never occur. 
 
 Look at those Chinese at meals, or * Chow-chow ' 
 as they call it, on deck, squatting in knots with true 
 Eastern preference for their own hams over chairs, 
 an attitude which draws an invariable but sharp line 
 of demarcation between civilisation and barbarism. 
 Why, their very method of eating would disgrace a 
 well-bred jackal. With a large caldron of rice, and, 
 on a separate dish in the centre, a fearful mess of 
 salad and pickled fish or flesh carrion, each eater 
 plunges his basin into the rice pot, holds it close to 
 his widely stretched open mouth, and, with his two 
 chopsticks in one hand, shovels the contents down his 
 gullet with extraordinary rapidity. During the pro- 
 cess he apparently neither masticates nor breathes — 
 his eyes start from his head— he perspires — his cheeks 
 and another department of his interior economy swell 
 almost visibly, but he never ceases from his shovelling 
 and his gulping, save for a second or two when he 
 turns to his pickled garbage for a relish. ' Graceful 
 chopsticks, dexterity, skill, neatness.' Traditional 
 nonsense. The transaction is nasty beyond measure, 
 
120 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 and its sole palliation is that it is performed only 
 twice a day — at about ten and five— though if in the 
 intervals an odd snack comes in their way it is never 
 regarded as amiss. 
 
 Then, although the bulk they consume is consider- 
 able, Europeans certainly would not consider an 
 almost exclusively rice diet sufficiently nutritious on 
 which to perform so astonishing an amount of hard 
 work. Yes, literally, ' almost exclusively.' Milk is 
 only consumed under circumstances too filthy for 
 publication, and the small coarse fish like Thames dace 
 or tench, the little lumps of fat pork or reeking semi- 
 putrid viscera of their unhealthy swine, can only be 
 regarded as subsidiary adjuncts to impart flavour to 
 the staple bulk. It is only natural they should con- 
 sider our consumption of steaks and chops as indicat- 
 ing the propensities of ravenous ogres, and they can 
 only account for our powers of assimilating such large 
 quantities of animal food by the assumption that all 
 Englishmen possess, in their interior economy, two 
 grindstones which, gizzard-like, reduce to a pulp all 
 they swallow. 
 
 While sitting quietly in the little cabin, inditing the 
 notes from which this account is taken — the hypothe- 
 tical value of which is chiefly due to the fact of their 
 being recorded day by day on the spot while impres- 
 sion and memory still retain that vividness which 
 must inevitably be weakened with every twenty-four 
 hours — I notice with surprise a tall Chinese figure 
 
THE KIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANa. 121 
 
 seat himself at the table, very humbly, very quietly. 
 Yet I cast about in my mind for an explanation, inas- 
 much as only under very exceptional circumstances 
 does a Chinaman, however well-to-do, seek to intro- 
 duce himself into the society of Englishmen. A tall, 
 middle-aged, grave fellow, 'in Chinese hat, blue robe 
 and shoes, with every detail of native costume, in- 
 cluding, of course, the inevitable pigtail. And yet — 
 and yet, what is there about you which puzzles* me ? 
 Your movements are not like the shambling furtive 
 movements of the Chinese ; your expression of counte- 
 nance is simple and straightforward, instead of shifty 
 and crooked ; the few sentences you mutter in pidgin- 
 English possess not the genume aboriginal clack. 
 Come, my friend, this won't do, you are no more 
 Chinese than I am. So I hazard, ' Monsieur, parle- 
 t-il Fran9ais ? ' ' Ah, oui, Monsieur, bien mieux 
 qu' Anglais,' he answers, brightening at the sudden 
 and unexpected sound of his native language, and in 
 a very short time we are talking with all the confi- 
 dence of intimate friends. 
 
 Pere Gannier is a Jesuit priest who has devoted 
 himself to a missionary life in China— not merely 
 come to China for a short time to do a ' spell of mission- 
 arising,' as is the wont with so many of our Protestant 
 workers. Six months ago he had never quitted 
 France in his life ; then at forty, suddenly feeling him- 
 self called on to a new work, he sailed for Shanghai, 
 where, at the adjacent French Jesuit College of Zik-a- 
 
122 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 wei, he had spent some months in that most dis- 
 couraging of all studies, the Chinese language, in pick- 
 ing up a few words of EngHsh, and in making himself 
 acquainted with the customs and character of the 
 natives. 
 
 * And how long do you expect to remain out ? ' I ask. 
 
 * Toute ma vie, Monsieur,' with rather a melan- 
 choly smile. 
 
 A Missionary Jesuit once in China seldom revisits 
 his own country; he tries to nationalise himself with 
 his flock, with whom, indeed, he lives and dies. 
 
 * I have left for ever all who are near and dear tome.' 
 
 * What a sacrifice ! ' I involuntarily exclaim. 
 
 * Yes,' he assented, * and yet I feel perfectly happy 
 and without a vestige of regret. But I admit this is 
 an unnatural kind of happiness, and can only be 
 attained by divine grace.' 
 
 * Is not the adoption of Chinese dress and customs 
 very distasteful to you ? ' 
 
 * Well, yes, it is. But to do so is almost one of 
 the conditions of success. Of course a Chinaman 
 would detect my nationality in an instant, and it is 
 very rare that even after a life-long residence we can 
 disguise our origin. Still, our attempts to assimilate 
 ourselves with our flocks dissipate the otherwise never- 
 failing reminder that we belong to the hated race of 
 foreign devils, and is an evidence of sympathy which 
 they appreciate.' 
 
 * Have the efforts of your Order at conversion been 
 successful ? ' 
 
THE RIVEE YANG-TSZE-KIANa. 123 
 
 * Oh, yes, conspicuously so,' ^ is his answer. * You 
 see that, in addition to Christianising them, we civilise 
 and educate them.' 
 
 * Ah, yes ; education,' say I, with a train of argu- 
 ment roused in my mind, * i.e. individual reasoning 
 fostered by reading — reading the Bible.' But here I 
 had heedlessly stumbled on a quagmire. 
 
 * Not so. Monsieur,' vehemently. * This indis- 
 criminate reading of the Bible by semi-educated per- 
 sons is fraught with grievous danger. Besides the 
 Saint Pere ' 
 
 I try to evade the discussion; my companion 
 fiercely persists — and here, in the poky cabin of a 
 China ship on the Yang-tsze-kiang river, the French 
 Jesuit and the English artillery officer set to work 
 hammer and tongs for hours, arguing on respec- 
 tive tenets, growing hotter and hotter, probably 
 each considering the reasoning of the other to be 
 specious, and each angry that faith — fanatic faith — 
 once wedded fast to some dear error, hugs it to the 
 last. 
 
 * Well,' I say after a while, 'let us agree to differ. 
 We are both Christians, we both believe in the same 
 Almighty and same atonement. Let us agree to hope 
 that we may both reach the same goal, though each 
 one thinks his own route the best, the clearest, and 
 the shortest.' 
 
 From his aspect and tone of reply, I question if 
 he agreed to hope anything of the sort. 
 
 ' Query, but more anon. 
 
124 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 Night had ah^eady fallen when we steamed up to 
 the ant-like city of Chinkiang, my Jesuit acquaintance's 
 terminus. He knew not a soul there, but it was 
 possible that a French ' confrere ' might have heard 
 of his intended arrival, and might come to the wharf 
 to meet him, and might put him up. Otherwise it 
 was very problematical in what den of horror he 
 might be compelled to pass the night. As this disciple 
 of Xavier and Ignatius Loyola stood on the deck, 
 solitary, in poverty, friendless, without even what 
 Europeans consider a bare necessary of life, a Chinese 
 * boy,' I could not but say : ' Whatever our differences 
 of opinion, mon Pere, permit me to express my 
 reverence for your noble self-sacrifice. Shake hands ; ' 
 and then thoughtlessly cheery : * au revoir ! ' 
 
 * Au revoir ! ' he said gravely, as he took my hand, 
 and then pointing upwards : ' Je I'espere — la haut.' 
 
 Chinkiang is one of the treaty ports, and a depot 
 for tea. A small knot of English, a few tens merely, 
 with a consul to safeguard their rights, and some 
 Protestant missionaries who might learn many a 
 lesson from their more humble Eoman Catholic fellow- 
 Christibns, have there settled down in a little group of 
 houses, according to custom completely outside the 
 precincts of Chinese filth. One of the mercantile 
 agents who had resided there for twenty-two years 
 without a break had reluctantly resolved, after many 
 a postponement, to revisit his native country. He 
 was an educated gentleman, unmarried, and though 
 
THE KIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 125 
 
 deprived of all that we value in civilised life, he had 
 grown into his isolated and, as we should call it, 
 joyless existence so completely, that he quitted it 
 manifestly with a heavy heart. Thousands of crackers 
 rattling off like Sb feu' de joie was the Chinese God-speed 
 at his departure, and he stepped on board our ship 
 with the solemn gravity of the old Westward Ho ! emi- 
 grants, rather than with the exhilaration of a twenty- 
 two years' exile about to revisit friends and country. 
 
 Here I may remark that on my return journey I 
 set to work in a business-like manner to explore the 
 neighbourhood of Chinkiang, as a type of country in 
 contradistinction to town in inland China. Walking 
 through the suburbs, where I notice groups of Chinese 
 children playing at the time-honoured English rustic 
 game of 'tipcat,' I pass under one of the archways 
 of the never-failing walls which here surround all 
 towns at a considerable distance from the main mass 
 of buildings, and make my way to an eminence, from 
 whence I obtain a good bird's-eye view of the curious 
 surrounding country. The shifting vagaries of the 
 Yang-tszye are here strikingly illustrated. * Golden 
 Island ' is a large, high tumulus, now situated well 
 inland. But in 1842 it was an island round which 
 our fleet sailed in their ascent to attack Nankin. There 
 is the usual childish Chinese fort enclosing a large area, 
 its parapet little stronger than pasteboard, on the top 
 of which flaunt innumerable large gaudy standards. 
 There again in a little hollow nook is the small English 
 
126 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 cemetery. About sixteen or eighteen graves represent 
 the mortality of the tiny European population during 
 as many years. The simple, reverential decency with 
 which it is kept contrasts vividly with the large hideous 
 grave mounds of the natives, and with their repelling 
 coffins placed on the open ground as at Shanghai. 
 
 Now we have trudged about three and a half miles 
 into the country, and staring around we become aware 
 that we are in the midst of the largest necropolis on 
 the face of the earth, the radius being about three 
 miles. We are standing in a vast depression, bounded 
 afar by ranges of hills ; the whole plane of site is a 
 series of gently undulating turf-covered knolls, and is 
 not unlike Aldershot in its pre-military era, ere the 
 heather had been ground down, and with Caesar's camp 
 in the distance. 
 
 Within this vast perimeter of nearly nineteen 
 miles, and as far as the eye can reach, are packed, 
 rows upon rows in dismal monotony, the grave mounds, 
 without a sign of care or of decoration even according 
 to the depraved ideas of taste of the country. Leoking 
 around, I could scarcely see a square yard not thus 
 occupied, except in cases of a few rare patches of rice 
 or other cultivation in swampy spots. 
 
 Now in such a monstrous graveyard, which may 
 have extended, for aught we could tell, on the reverse 
 slopes of the encu'cling hills, is it not probable that 
 the expression ' millions ' — a number of which nine- 
 teen people out of twenty have not a conception— of 
 
THE EIVEK YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 127 
 
 graves may be perfectly accurate ? Here indeed the 
 whole population of the district, or rather province, 
 must have buried their dead for decades, or even for 
 centuries, of years. 
 
 Glad to quit a laildscape, the dreariness of which 
 the most ingenious human imagination could not 
 realise, I retrace my steps along the so-called high 
 road. It is about six feet wide, with a thin breadth 
 of paving stones in the centre, sloping towards the 
 sides, which, in dry weather, are ankle-deep in dust, 
 and in wet weather in sticky mud. From time to 
 time bye-roads, really mere sheep tracks, strike in. 
 A-long the main route, where ordinary wheeled loco- 
 motion could not for one moment be thought of, small 
 gangs of peasants are toiling in the hot sun under 
 heavy burdens of agricultural produce, suspended on 
 bamboo poles, or are struggling with clumsy barrows 
 dragged up the slopes by strings of rope draught, at a 
 maximum expenditure of labour, with a minimum 
 result. And yet this type of Chinese highways is a 
 main artery of communication between enormously 
 populous cities, and through a thickly inhabited 
 country. This consideration, isolated and trifling as 
 it may seem, throws a ray of light on that question of 
 enormous magnitude, the immediate future of one- 
 fourth of the world's inhabitants. 
 
 I venture to hazard the suggestion, which I trust 
 may not be considered childish in its simplicity — may 
 not the solution of the above question be contained in 
 
128 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 the single expression : * Highways and byeways ' ? 
 At this moment the entire gigantic empire is, in our 
 sense of the word, destitute of all means of efficient 
 road communication — each city, each district, however 
 poi3ulous and important, is virtually isolated. Fuh- 
 tais, Taotais, and Mandarins may misgovern, cheat, 
 and oppress with impunity. Those subject to them 
 may, and do have, a general sense of their iniquities ; 
 but they entirely lack that nature of educational 
 training which enables men to distinguish between 
 good and evil, to reason on the cause of wrongs, and 
 to devise means for their remedy. 
 
 To go a step further : cut off from intercourse 
 with the various fractions of their fellow-countrymen, 
 from a general knowledge of the Chinese world, from 
 the means of collating or disseminating their opinions, 
 they are ignorant of their own powers of combination 
 to pj'ocure redress. They acquiesce in the infamous 
 national misgovernment and robbery, and I believe will 
 continue to acquiesce until there arise a mighty simul- 
 taneous convulsion of the whole population, combined 
 to annihilate the old order and to set up a new one. 
 Now, of these facts, China's rulers are perfectly well 
 aware. * No innovations,' they tacitly argue, ' no in- 
 ventions, no education beyond that of musty, useless 
 fables, and, above all, no communications. Otherwise 
 the people will learn, will combine, and will overthrow 
 us.' Is not the authenticity of this line of argument 
 established beyond all doubt by the destruction of the 
 
THE RIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 129 
 
 short line of railway between Shanghai and Wosung, 
 so hated by the mandarins, so warmly appreciated by 
 the populace. Have not the former, with unswerving 
 determination, nipped in the bud the fairest projects 
 for railway lines, which were so easy of construction, 
 and so productive of future wealth, that even bigoted 
 conservatism cannot account upon righteous grounds 
 for their rejection ? 
 
 The skilled English engineer, Mr. Morrison, who 
 some years ago came out for the special purpose of 
 laying down the Shanghai railway and carrying out 
 other apparently dawning projects, assured me that 
 there is scarcely any other country in the world where 
 railways could be constructed with greater ease, speed, 
 and cheapness, and with a certainty of a profitable 
 return, equal to those certainties on which we deter- 
 mine the most important transactions of life. But 
 the destruction of the Wosung line, coupled with the 
 general line of action pursued by the imperial autho- 
 rities, has, he considers, transferred to the remote 
 future the actual construction of a railway system on 
 a large scale, and he has acted up to this opinion 
 by returning to England. 
 
 Within the past year the concession of the Pekin 
 Government for the construction of a line from the 
 capital to Tien-tsin has been heralded with much 
 ostentation. It is quite possible that a few miles may 
 be laid down, it is much more than possible that this 
 show of yielding is a fresh illustration of the Chinese 
 
130 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 method of evading that which they are determined 
 not to perform. ' Highways and byeways,' angrily 
 remarked an Enghsh merchant, who dreaded any 
 change, lest it should entail a diminution in the old- 
 fashioned abundant influx of dollars, ' we don't want 
 them. No country in the world is so well provided 
 with natural waterways, and these are far cheaper 
 than roads or railways. They would do us no good. 
 Do leave us alone.' Almost the mere statement of 
 the argument carries with it its own refutation. For 
 instance, it might be infinitely cheaper to pay a half 
 dollar for conveyance by railway in four hours, than 
 to expend four days, without actual disbursement of 
 cash, in struggling in a boat against the tortuous and 
 rapid current of the Yang-tsze-kiang. Of course, as 
 regards expense of transport, rapidity and facility are 
 foremost considerations, and Holland, the best canalled 
 country in Europe, has found it expedient to intersect 
 her area with an infinity of railways. 
 
 Now let us draw the converse picture of the 
 principal districts in the Chinese empire efficiently 
 connected with roads and railways. I see before me 
 a magical change effected with startling rapidity. 
 The fertile country is rendered productive because 
 means have been brought into existence to render its 
 productiveness available ; ^ commerce instantly receiv- 
 ing a gigantic impetus; communication so extended 
 
 ' Mr. Fawcett, in his Manual of Political Economy, shows clearly 
 the striking distinction between the terms ' fertile ' and ' productive.' 
 
THE EIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 131 
 
 and increased as to become habitual; then experience, 
 then diffused knowledge and education, and, pari passu 
 with the above, Christianity. Meanwhile the nation 
 has been learning nolens volens the difference between 
 right and wrong, between a good government and 
 a rascally one ; then comes a knowledge of their own 
 power, then combination, and finally the subversion 
 of the old regime and the establishment of a righteous 
 administration, happiness and prosperity ; not indeed 
 without the calamities of a terrible intestinal convul- 
 sion, without which, alas ! the subsequent blessings 
 are unattainable. 
 
 * But,' it may be rejoined, * in indicating highways 
 and byeways, you merely indicate an improved condi- 
 tion without the means of effecting it. You do not point 
 out how existing circumstances are to be so reversed 
 as to remove present obstacles ; you do not really bring 
 us nearer to the solution of the problem.' Granted, 
 and herein I can only look to the unforeseen, fortuitous 
 concourse of events, or rather, to write more gravely, 
 to the inscrutable workings whereby Providence is 
 wont to remedy the greatest evils. It may take the 
 form of the action of one or more of the great civilised 
 Powers ; or the still further decadence of rulers, so 
 corrupt and effete that the slightest further decadence 
 will overwhelm them ; or possibly the spontaneous 
 rising of the millions3 wearied at last beyond submission 
 by a rule of infamy and misery. 
 
 To resume our return walk from Chinkiang necro- 
 
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132 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 polls to the steamer. The dwelHngs of the peasants 
 are little better than mud caverns above-ground, 
 small covered spaces through which the rains must 
 frequently penetrate, only just high enough to admit 
 of the inmates standing upright, without windows or 
 even window openings, chimneys, or doors. The smoke 
 of the small cooking fire rushes out of the entrance 
 aperture, and through it I can discern an accumulation 
 of horrors — crawling imps and crowding harridans in 
 numbers and condition which, together with other 
 nameless filth, can only be paralleled with a carcass 
 decomposing in the sun. 
 
 We continue our course up the never-varying 
 calm river, the yellow opaqueness of which has now 
 so much increased as to convey the impression that 
 we are ploughing our way through masses of thick 
 seething mud. At night I still find my ulster a bless- 
 ing, in pursuance of that experience which travellers 
 are so slow to learn — that w^e suffer most from cold in 
 warm climates. But the temperature is much higher 
 than at Shanghai, and there is a pleasant sensation 
 of health in the pure atmosphere after the pest- laden 
 air of the native cities. Then the river bank scenery 
 is losing its previous ugliness, dotted with mountainous 
 intervals it is becoming prettier and prettier, is at 
 last almost beautiful, and to sit watching on deck will 
 repay all but those who stupidly close fast their eyes 
 when on their travels". 
 
 There is Nankin, famous in the annals of history 
 
THE EIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 133 
 
 for centuries, captured by Lord Gough in 1842, the 
 scene of many a wholesale massacre in later years, 
 a focus of political intrigue, and of rebel plot and 
 outrage. Once it was the capital of " the Chinese 
 empire, now it is of contracted importance, with a 
 greatly diminished population of about 130,000 
 inhabitants. Yet to Europeans it is almost exclu- 
 sively known by reason of its white cotton fabrics. 
 Perhaps its size can better be appreciated by the 
 extent of its city walls, which start from the river 
 bank, and which we can make out trending for miles 
 inland, tapering and winding among the hills sur- 
 rounding the main part of the city, which is sit- 
 uated in a vast hollow about three-quarters of a 
 mile from the Yang-tsze. I can quite believe the 
 prevalent assertion that these walls are twenty miles 
 in perimeter. The city is defended by some large 
 straggling earthworks, armed with artillery which 
 is supposed to command the river, but unskilfully 
 constructed and injudiciously placed, inasmuch as 
 they are themselves completely commanded by the 
 adjacent heights. I estimated the breadth of the 
 river at this point to be about 900 yards. About two 
 miles distant on the opposite side is a lower range, 
 not fortified, but occupied as a military station. The 
 ground at the base of the hills is perfectly flat, and 
 in some places marshy. 
 
 For some reasons, inscrutable to all but Chinese 
 cabinets. Nankin is not comprised in the comparatively 
 
134 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 few treaty ports which the Pekin Government in the 
 last extremity of distress has on various occasions 
 consented to throw open to European trade. By 
 such concession some EngHsh merchants have made 
 several hundred thousands of pounds, but the towns 
 themselves several millions, plus an increase of pros- 
 perity and civilisation which has enabled them to 
 gallop on 100 years ahead of their closed fellows — 
 advantages not to be gauged only by a pecuniary 
 scale. However the fact cannot be got over. Nankin 
 is to all intents and purposes a closed port, though by 
 the Chefoo convention of 1875 steamers are allowed 
 to touch for the purpose of landing or shipping, but 
 in all cases by means of native boats only. There is 
 no European population, jetty, or custom-house, and 
 we steam past it, ignoring and ignored. 
 
 Our next point of interest is the ruined city of 
 Tungliu, childhood's Jericho conceived from grotesque 
 old woodcuts which here seem accurately reproduced. 
 There is the enormous square enclosure with per- 
 fectly straight walls, there the low, ugly, half-ruined 
 houses, the narrow streets, and above all the con- 
 ventional battlements ready to topple over at Joshua's 
 blast. Once it had been a flourishing city, but in 
 1864 it was occupied by the Taeping rebels, who 
 slaughtered indiscriminately and W'holesale every in- 
 habitant on whom they could lay hands, and then 
 left it in the condition in which the Prussians left 
 Bazeilles in 1870 — there being, by-the-bye, a strong 
 
THE RIVER YANa-TSZE-KIANG. 135 
 
 resemblance between the two races in their method 
 of carrying on war. 
 
 The number of human beings massacred during 
 the rebelHon defies all computation, but it also exceeds 
 all belief excepting where ocular evidence still fur- 
 nishes a clue. For example, this ,city, clearly so con- 
 siderable from the area it covered, is now gaunt and 
 staring in utter desolation. Then, in the rural scenes 
 of the operations of the Taepings, skulls and thigh 
 bones are still sometimes found lying about the fields 
 like flints ; they represent hecatombs of untraced 
 human beings slaughtered in these shambles, otherwise 
 the requirements of ancestral worship would have 
 insured their burial. Finally, whatever the variations 
 in the estimates of the population of the empire, all 
 authorities are unanimous in pronouncing it several 
 millions less after than before the rebellion. 
 
 It would be difficult to cite a more striking 
 specimen of river scenery than the ' Little Orphan ' 
 island, the Ehrenbreitstein of the Chinese Ehine. 
 Standing right in the centre of the river, the ink-dark 
 w^aters of which here hasten their speed and swirl 
 round it with cataract-like rapidity, it rises with 
 abrupt, almost perpendicular, rocky sides to a tower- 
 ing peaked height, but in proportion as it ascends 
 so does it become less rugged and austere. The 
 lights grow brighter, the dark vegetation of the crags 
 becomes more brilliantl}^ green, the luxuriant creepers 
 of the tropics twine their tendrils in a beautiful maze, 
 
136 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 patches of colour are represented by patches of bright 
 flowers, small sparkling cascades emerge from mys- 
 terious sources, and leap splashing down into half- 
 hidden basins, until at last the contrast between the 
 base and summit is so great that it would seem as 
 though ' eternal sunshine settles on its head.' 
 
 Then as regards animated life, there is the 
 national mixture of nature's beauty and man's gro- 
 tesqueness. Water-fowl, gulls, and cormorants sweep 
 and shriek round the base. Other graceful birds 
 with bright plumage and still sweeter voices flash 
 about the foliage midway up ; an occasional butterfly, 
 so painted that highest art is in comparison a mere 
 daub, flutters from the sun above to the gloom below; 
 and, lastly, we have Horace's beautiful woman's 
 head fitted on to a hideous fish ; the apex is crowned 
 with ugliest of ugly, childish-looking pagodas, while 
 dotted about the sides are squalid dwehings, whence 
 emerge inhabitants out of keeping in the highest 
 degree with nature's beauties — with pigtails, turn-up 
 shoes, draggle-tailed gowns, and motionless though 
 diabolical countenances. 
 
 It really is time that I should say somewhat about 
 the wild-fowl, which at Wuhu, a noted centre of river 
 sport, far exceeded my New Brunswick and Canada 
 experience. Yet people are wont to receive the 
 records of American numbers not merely with incre- 
 dulity, but with a thinly veiled imputation that you 
 are an impudent liar. Then how can I hope for 
 
THE ElVER YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 137 
 
 credence here ? Simply by no attempt to deal with 
 numbers, but to quote acreage, and leave the reader 
 to estimate for himself. Well, as we ploughed our 
 way, several acres on either side were crowded with 
 wild geese, teal, and mallard as thickly as in a feeding 
 pond. But what surprised me most was that, whereas 
 their American congeners take flight at the approach 
 of any craft, merely showing as dark patches against 
 the skyline, these Chinese wild- fowl with national 
 sagacity allowed us to steam up to within a few yards 
 of them, tumbling, quacking, and flapping out of our 
 way, making by successive lengths a lane which 
 sometimes extended over a mile. Sorely was I tempted 
 by that brute instinct which, according to foreign 
 ideas, habitually prompts an Englishman ' to go and 
 kill something,' to see how many I could tumble over 
 by firing from deck into the ' black ' of them, and 
 was only restrained by remembering that, as I could 
 not stop the steamer to secure the spoil, such an act 
 Would constitute animal murder. But had I been in 
 a small noiseless sampan, instead of a huge roaring 
 steamer, these crafty creatures would almost unani- 
 mously have flapped an adieu just when I was still a 
 yard or two out of shot, merely leaving a certain 
 number of boy and girl loiterers to be picked up 
 singly. 
 
 And here a few words about sport in China gene- 
 rally. It is pre-eminently not the country for big 
 game ; certainly there is throughout a sprinkling, 
 
138 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 thin, but never entirely failing, of tigers, which in pro- 
 portion to their numbers commit great devastation ; 
 there are some leopards, panthers, and a fair amount 
 of small deer and wild pig. But nothing can sur- 
 pass the excellence of the small game shooting, and 
 this I assert without a shadow of doubt. Of duck 
 and geese I have already spoken ; add thereto snipe 
 as often as you choose to fire off your gun, quail so 
 plentiful that you soon cease to take any notice of 
 them, partridges in great abundance, pheasants, and, 
 above all, swans — not isolated shy specimens, but a 
 plurality of those big fellows to be picked up in an 
 ordinary day's shooting, say five swans for two guns. 
 Eemember, too, that all this is genuine wild shooting. 
 You make your way up, or drift down, the innumer- 
 able large rivers or small streams in that floating 
 shooting-box, a ' house-boat,' land when and where 
 you please, and having tried ground which suits your 
 fancy without the poaching dread of being warned 
 off as trespassers — for the natives view with perfect 
 indifference your trampling even through high stand- 
 ing crops, you can re-embark and do likewise else- 
 where. No jealous guardianship of shooting rights. 
 
 Probably there is about one sporting Englishman 
 to every hundred square miles, and as for the natives, 
 it certainly is sport, though in another sense, to see 
 them on a shooting excursion. Weapon, a long iron 
 tube without a stock ; powder, a handful of what looks 
 like dried black mud; j)rojectiles, a heap of small 
 
THE KIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANa. 139 
 
 irregularly shaped iron pellets — lead is beyond their 
 means ; firing arrangement, a piece of slow match 
 fastened to the thick end of the iron tube, which is 
 discharged from the thigh. Eeally they deserve 
 astonishing credit in that sometimes and somehow 
 they do manage to knock over some supremely care- 
 less winged creatures crowded together for feeding. 
 Their usual method of destruction is, however, by 
 snaring. 
 
 There is no legal close season, but nature has 
 established conditions which limit the shooting period 
 from the beginning of October until the beginning of 
 March. Outside these dates feathered game dis- 
 appears in the furtherance of their domestic avoca- 
 tions, or if a jpere de famille in the shape of a wild 
 duck or pheasant be criminally slain, his flesh is so 
 exceedingly black and nasty, that after one mouthful 
 you put down your knife and fork and beg his pardon. 
 One freak, however, specially distinguishes the snipe. 
 In early March he grows very lean and disappears ; 
 in the middle of April he reappears, crying with un- 
 usual shrillness, well plumaged, as fat as a prize bird, 
 and plus two handsome extra tail feathers, viz. seven 
 instead of five. Some that I shot at Shanghai and 
 Foochow were little inferior in size to woodcock. 
 Three weeks later he makes his final adieu. It has, 
 however, been conjectured that these ' spring snipe ' 
 represent hatchings from the north of Japan making 
 their way southwards. 
 
140 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 No, I unhesitatingly say; do not come 10,000 
 or 11,000 miles to China to shoot, unless indeed you 
 are one of those who consider that shooting, the 
 tamer the better, constitutes one of the most noble 
 occupations of life, and that a poor shot is a poor- 
 spirited, weak-minded individual, not fit to live. But 
 if you, as a keen sportsman, happen to be in China, 
 remember that you have during the season a certainty 
 of first rate, unlimited small game shooting, first 
 and foremost on the Yang-tsze-kiang river, especially 
 at Wuhu, and then in descending gradations of 
 excellence in the neighbourhoods of Shanghai, Han- 
 kow, Foochow, Amoy, and Swatow. As for a little 
 information respecting that inevitable accompaniment 
 the house-boat, you must search for it in a future 
 chapter, or I shall be very happy to reply to any 
 written inquiries, for the general reader would, I fear, 
 become weary of any further shooting talk. 
 
 On the Yang-tsze I have an opportunity of veri- 
 fying the statements concerning the immensity of the 
 Chinese river population. All day and every day we 
 pass through gatherings of small, crazy floating 
 dwellings rather than ordinary boats, each of which 
 represents a family. The occupants always appeared 
 particularly busy, but about what I never could 
 fathom, unless they were endeavouring to secure some 
 of those coarse, small, fresh-water fish which, when 
 cooked, resemble nothing so much as a tallow candle 
 stuck full of pins, but one of whichi would be held to 
 
THE RIVEE YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 141 
 
 impart a delicious relish to a whole bucketful of 
 rice. 
 
 As for the fields on the margin of the river, they 
 are sprouting riches to the utmost closeness which 
 the area admits— grain of every sort, beans, roots, 
 clover, and grasses. Surely the most ingenious 
 farmer could not grumble here; at a later period 
 large districts will be turned into paddy (rice) fields, 
 and thus the agriculturist manages to get two and even 
 three substantial main crops out of his ground in the 
 year — not merely those impositions in the shape of 
 hastily got in patches of vetches or mustard, whereby 
 the English farmer seeks to cheat himself into the 
 belief that he has made his field do a double tour of 
 duty. As at Shanghai, the cultivation is almost 
 entirely spade. Horses and stock are almost un- 
 known, and hence the enormous value of every con- 
 ceivable species of manure. 
 
 Now we approach another treaty port, Kiukiang, 
 where we take in a further load of Chinese passengers, 
 and stop a few hours for breathing time and explor- 
 ation. Every leaf of green tea which is imported to 
 England passes through this city, and for a short 
 time, therefore, during the summer the shipping 
 business is here very active and extensive. The re- 
 quirements of European commerce are met by two 
 large hulks purchased from the P. and 0., and for- 
 merly among the largest and best of their class. 
 Eoofed over on the upper deck, cleared of all mastSj 
 
142 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 gear, and sea-going machinery, they constitute first- 
 rate wharfage buildings, and for many years will float, 
 splendid examples of the strength of our ships of 
 commerce. 
 
 Even at remote Kiukiang, where the permanent 
 English residents might almost be counted on one's 
 fingers, they have intuitively set up a lilliputian 
 European administration, with a municipal council of 
 three, which rules the settlement with the regularity 
 of a European principality, and by means of ten 
 Chinese police causes its behests to be obeyed by the 
 swarming natives. And my eyes are gladdened by the 
 small English Bund, in close proximity to horrible 
 surroundings, with its beautiful greensward, its 
 narrow strip of neatly kept marine parade, lined with 
 six or seven handsome European storehouses, and 
 shrouded in a beauty of foliage which only these 
 latitudes can produce. 
 
 Of course a European here arrests attention as 
 instantaneously as would a bustard promenading 
 Hyde Park ; and, placing myself under the chaperonage 
 of a local agent in the service of those merchant- 
 princes, Jardine and Matheson, I proceed to explore 
 the native town. As usual, it is a type of all that is 
 shocking, filthy, and wonderful, and is utterly unlike 
 anything seen out of China. Then, instead of mere 
 abuse, why do I not tell you something of its details ? 
 Because, first of all, I wish that my opinion on these 
 and similar features should be matured by more 
 
THE RIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 143 
 
 abundant experience, and because, also, I am keeping 
 the subject in reserve, until we have reached those 
 more complete types — Hankow and Foochow. 
 
 Kiukiang, in addition to its monopoly of green tea 
 commerce, is the chief representative of Chinese porce- 
 lain manufacture. It seems to be Sevres, Dresden, and 
 Valloris rolled into one, and then multiplied fourfold. 
 Shops of china, streets of china, acres of china. I 
 turn into one establishment after another; there is 
 no necessity to buy. The European may rummage 
 about for as long as he pleases, the shop people being 
 apparently fully repaid by their curiosity in watching 
 a foreign devil. Each shop is crammed to overflowing 
 with porcelain ware, some of it pretty enough to 
 delight non-connoisseurs, and a great deal of an 
 intensely grotesque ugliness, which raises its value to 
 a proportionate price, and would render a true expert 
 lackadaisical in his depraved admiration. If one 
 could but take some to England ! only it would be in- 
 convenient to pack up a pair of six foot, valuable, 
 fragile vases in a field kit bag. I finish my ex- 
 pedition at my cicerone's handsome residence, com- 
 fortable with every practicable imported comfort, and 
 where, together with a single comrade of the shipping 
 trade, he will spend — might he not say ' obliterate ' — 
 four or five years of his life, with little work, except 
 for a month during the tea season, and fairly happy 
 and contented. 
 
 The impression conveyed to me of such an exist- 
 
144 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 ence of inactive exile was melancholy beyond descrip- 
 tion. ' Good-bj^e ' — acquaintances of three hours' date 
 here part with as much warmth as those of three 
 years' elsewhere — ' Pray come and stay with me 
 whenever, and for as long as, you can ; ' and I am 
 persuaded the invitation was sincere. He would 
 gladly receive as a guest even a first-class beast. 
 
 And now I am becoming conscious that all this 
 time I have been somewhat cavalierly ignoring the 
 most important feature of my journey, the mighty 
 Yang-tsze-kiang itself, concerning which some de- 
 scription may be the less tedious, inasmuch as prior 
 to 1860 scarcely any, if any, Europeans, except the 
 Abbe Hue, had travelled higher up than Nankin, 200 
 miles from the mouth. Of late years, it is true, a 
 certain number of tea agents have been beforehand 
 with me on the track 1 am now pursuing; yet the 
 country is to the general public a Urra incognita. 
 We are approaching Hankow, 600 miles inland from 
 Shanghai, the very heart of China proper, the most 
 remote settlement in the empire, and, with the excep- 
 tion of Ichang, the furthest spot where a European 
 resident is to be found. 
 
 What the Amazons are to South America, what 
 Niagara is to Upper Canada, what the Thames is to 
 London, such is the Yang-tsze-kiang — the Eiver of 
 Golden Sand — to China. It runs through a length of 
 over 1,500 miles, it affects the commerce and pro- 
 sperity of the nation more than all other physical 
 
THE EIVEE YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 145 
 
 objects put together, and is regarded by them with a 
 veneration exceeding that which they pay to their 
 most cherished divinities. In fine, it is the richest 
 river in the world — richest in navigable waters, in 
 cities, population, tributaries, and in wide margins of 
 inexhaustible fertility.^ I have already noticed how 
 far out at sea the ocean waters have been thrust out 
 of their bed by the discharging deluge of the Yang- 
 tsze, proclaiming its presence by the masses of thick 
 alluvial soil held in suspension, the particles washed 
 down thousands of miles, some from the Himalayas 
 and Central Asia, where the river takes its source. 
 Then as we ascend one hundred miles after another, 
 how wayward it is in its currents and wanderings ! 
 Not stormingly aggressive, but with quiet caprice 
 upsetting, womanlike, all the calculations of experi- 
 ence, and entirely altering the face of its domain. 
 Highest in June, it is lowest in December, and when 
 its waters rise, what freaks they play ! Here the 
 margins of the richest fields are crumbling away into 
 the river before our very eyes ; in a few months the 
 monster will have shifted her bed several yards 
 laterally; while the plundered soil will have been 
 capriciously heaped up elsewhere, causing a new 
 island to emerge from the waters. At one spot the 
 current, or rather torrent, runs at the rate of six 
 miles an hour ; at another, this is reduced to two 
 without any assignable reason. Well may its navi- 
 
 * See also Mr. Wingrave Cooke's China. 
 
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146 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 gation be considered the acquirement of a lifetime, 
 requiring renovation every year. 
 
 We are steaming straight as a Kne through the 
 midst of an expanse some miles broad. Suddenly we 
 turn off at right angles and almost scrape the bank. 
 ' Why ? ' I ask in bewilderment. * Oh, within the 
 last eighteen months the river has been shifting its 
 bed at this spot, and over all yonder square miles of 
 water there is scarcely depth enough to float a 
 sampan.' In certain stretches, indeed, for hours to- 
 gether, the leadsman scarcely quits his post, and car- 
 ries on day and night the splashing of his lead and 
 his monotonous sing-song chaunt, sufficiently dismal 
 to evoke a legion of blue devils. 
 
 Here we are at Hankow — do not confuse it with 
 Hangchow — about one hundred miles south of Shan- 
 ghai. At a single glance I can picture to myself 
 how enormous must be the population and the com- 
 merce of this city, the subject of legendary fame and 
 of that modern curiosity which appertains to the little 
 known. Hankow, together with Hanyan and Wuchan, 
 each situated on the opposite banks of the bifurcating 
 river, extend far into the hazy plains in the distance, 
 and virtually comprise one in the same sense as New 
 York, Brooklyn, and New Jersey make up a single 
 city. Its sharply defined yellow Styx, unbroken by 
 bridges, here crawls with sewer-like sluggishness be- 
 tween the three sections, and over each section ex- 
 tends an acreage of low, level, uniform, thickly crowded 
 
THE EIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANa. 147 
 
 roofs, pagodaless, towerless, spireless, and therefore 
 monotonously dreary. 
 
 Estimates of population in China are notoriously 
 most difficult of formation, and are habitually in- 
 accurate. At Hankow, one computation fixes the 
 population of the joint city at three millions, which I 
 do not believe ; another, with a fair basis for accuracy, 
 at two millions ; while a third pronounces it not to 
 exceed 250,000, which is a preposterously low figure, 
 furnished by a preposterously contradictory sub-official, 
 whose chief delight is to differ. 
 
 What Hong Kong is to England as regards the pale 
 of civilisation, what Shanghai again is to Hong Kong, 
 that Hankow is to Shanghai. Eeally on first arrival 
 one may be justified in feeling like Gulliver amongst 
 the Laputians ; and oh, how one's heart rises with 
 pleasure at the sight — in juxtaposition with that 
 obscene monster the native city — of our pretty little 
 English concession with the charm of its soft turf, its 
 neat gravel road, its park-like avenue, and its splendid 
 houses ! They are about fourteen in number, facing 
 the river, each with its handsome columns, porticos, 
 and verandahs, each semi-embosomed in the shade of 
 its own beautiful trees planted in the adjacent com- 
 pound, and each sufficiently comfortable with furniture 
 which has been imported from England 11,000 miles 
 distant. Our tiny tract of territory, 800 yards long 
 and 400 yards broad, having been let to us by the 
 Chinese on a lease of 99 years, constitutes a concession 
 
 L 2 
 
148 ENaLISH CHINA. 
 
 with much greater independence than appertains to a 
 settlement, such as Shanghai. 
 
 The most prominent physical features in addition 
 to the palatial hongs, which are half residences and 
 half merchant's buildings, are the English and Eussian 
 churches, the Italian convent, the Marine Parade or 
 Bund, with three or four wharves, and some ex-P. and 
 0. hulks moored alongside them for the transaction 
 of the tea trade business, two Eussian brick-tea 
 factories, a European club, and finally, on the out- 
 skirts, the inevitable large, well-kept racecourse. The 
 English population amounts to about fifty, including 
 five or six ladies, and the affairs of the community are 
 managed by a municipal council of five, somewhat 
 after the fashion of Shanghai and Kiukiang. The 
 revenue, of the annual value of about 3,000L, is chiefly 
 raised by a property tax on European residents, and 
 normal public order is maintained by twenty native 
 constables under an English superintendent. 
 
 But this resolute little assemblage of Europeans 
 have concerted further measures against the contin- 
 gency of a popular rising and the rush of a flood of 
 city scoundreldom, for they are by no means prepared 
 to abandon without a struggle their own property and 
 that of their employers, and to take refuge on board 
 tea ships in the river ; though with wise foresight they 
 have provided for the instant removal of women and 
 children to the above place of security. A large 
 supply of rifles and ammunition has been stored in 
 
THE RIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 149 
 
 one of the central hongs, ready for issue at a 
 moment's notice. Certain residents have been told 
 off to defend special roads, at the corners of which 
 movable chevaux-de-frise are always kept handy as a 
 check to a Chinese mob, which, however, takes good 
 care never to advance a yard under fire ; and, finally, 
 a central keep has been designated as the final re- 
 treat of the defenders if hard pressed. It is calculated 
 that resistance may thus be prolonged over twenty- 
 four hours, within which period it is hoped some con- 
 tingency of external aid may occur to their relief. 
 
 In the entire demeanour of our Hankow country- 
 men there is a fine spirit of pride and independence — 
 observable, indeed, throughout China in precise pro- 
 portion as we are cut off from external aid — which 
 makes us proud of our nation, and not prone to resent 
 at all events the intended sarcasm of the Brahmin, 
 *You English can do nothing but spin cotton and 
 conquer the world.' 
 
 It would have been my own fault had I not in a 
 very short time been on terms of cordial fellowship 
 with nine-tenths of the handful of Englishmen here 
 collected in self-imposed exile. Perhaps their friend- 
 liness was involuntarily aroused by the unusual 
 incident of a stray English traveller. Perhaps the 
 words ' Eoyal Artillery ' after my name may have 
 acted as an additional passport. At all events, keen 
 as I was in my Kosa-Dartle-like thirst for information, 
 they were equally keen in even forestalling my wishes. 
 
150 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 Their hospitality was unbounded, and I soon dis- 
 covered that the whole gist of their ' shop ' table talk 
 was tea ; and no human artifice has yet succeeded in 
 the total suppression of ' shop,' whether among poli- 
 ticians, soldiers, sailors, lawyers, doctors, racing men, or 
 clergymen. Testa semel imhuta diu servahit odorem. 
 I quickly catch the epidemic and become persuaded 
 that the one object of surpassing moment in life is tea. 
 What a chance to learn all about it, for Hankow is 
 the largest tea market in the world ! Thither, during 
 the season, converge from radii of many miles tons 
 on tons of the newly plucked plant. Thither comes 
 puffing up the yellow waters of the Yang-tsze many 
 a monstrous steamer, with a mixed native crew and 
 one or two charsees (tea-tasters) eager to speed home- 
 wards the moment the freight is on board, for in the 
 English market the first arrivals of tea invariably 
 command fractionally higher prices. Foremost among 
 the consignees are Twining and Coope. Then the 
 whole population, European and Chinese, are in the 
 highest ferment of activity, and a day of twenty-four 
 hours is not long enough for their needs. Charsees, 
 compradors (native agents), schroffs (Chinese in the 
 cashier's offices), agents, clerks, and coolies are at 
 work from five a.m. until far into the hours of dark- 
 ness ; they are a proof of the toil of which human 
 beings are capable under sufficient inducement ; they 
 concentrate labour which most men sj)read over a 
 year into a few weeks. For happily for them the tea 
 
THE EIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANa. 151 
 
 trade here lasts little more than three weeks. It 
 begins about May 10, is in bulk concluded by June 5, 
 and is completely wound up a fortnight later. 
 
 Some kindly, communicative, typical charsees put 
 me through the whole business of tea tasting and tea 
 judging, and in turn thus communicate to me the 
 following facts : — 
 
 * Most of the education of a tea-taster, which is a 
 speciality of itself, is carried out in London, though 
 the finishing touch is given in China. Prior to 
 coming out I spent five or six years in the house of 
 one of the great tea merchants in London, Messrs. 
 
 , beginning quite at the bottom of the ladder, 
 
 learning my business and acquiring the power of dis- 
 crimination between the shades of tastes of different 
 samples — the faculty can hardly be acquired in a 
 shorter time. Then of late years I have resided here 
 as local agent for one of the China merchants, my 
 sole duty during the tea season being to test and to 
 taste the thousands of samples which then come 
 pouring in. Sometimes I have to taste as many as 
 150 in a single morning, and at the end of the month's 
 duration my digestive and nervous functions become 
 completely upset by the extra strain on them. On 
 my own responsibility I purchase on behalf of my 
 employers enormous consignments, which are shipped 
 off as fast as possible to Shanghai, and from thence to 
 London.' 
 
 Now we enter the charsee's office, spacious and 
 
152 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 cool like all apartments for Europeans in China, but 
 differing from them in having a special arrangement 
 of outside shutters whereby an exact degree of light, 
 neither too bright nor too dim, is thrown on the tables. 
 
 On them are ranged rows of small white cups and 
 saucers — a coloured pattern would not answer the 
 purpose — little tins of * musters ' or samples of tea, 
 small scales and weights, and on the ground enor- 
 mous classically shaped, handsome vases, the use of 
 w^hich we shall discover in a few moments. Now we 
 must concentrate our whole attention on the process. 
 Any dawdling would be fatal, and the tests of sight, 
 smell, touch, and taste must be almost instantaneous. 
 It is a cardinal principle that a charsee, to be suc- 
 cessful, can allow himself no second judging, but must 
 make up his mind at one stroke on the spot. His 
 first thoughts, like a woman's, will chiefly be valuable. 
 
 To proceed to actual business : a preliminary ex- 
 amination is held on the general aspect of each of the 
 samples, which resembles nothing so much as a 
 farmer's scrutiny of a little bag of specimen corn, or a 
 troop officer passing the forage. A small quantity is 
 poured into the hand. Its appearance should be 
 * neat ' and * level,' with small, even, tightly rolled 
 leaves, free from dust, small pieces of stick, and 
 sweepings, while here and there should be visible 
 little light tips called pekoe points, pieces of tea 
 blossom, which indicate that the plant has been 
 stripped while the leaves were still in a tender state. 
 
THE KIVER YANa-TSZE-KIANG. 153 
 
 Then ensues a great deal of sniffing, for a fragrant 
 leaf will of course produce a fragrant infusion, whereas 
 a sour smell indicates undue fermentation in the 
 early stages of preparation, which will render the 
 product comparatively valueless. 
 
 But the one test worth all the others put together 
 is naturally the infusion, and here the charsee seems 
 absolutely absorbed in applying all his senses to this 
 operation. From each muster a small quantity — 
 not more than good-sized pinches — are weighed out 
 with chemical exactitude and placed in respective 
 cups, which are filled up with water just boiling but 
 not overboiled. The cups are covered with the 
 saucers, a five minutes' sand-glass is set running, and 
 the infusion is left to draw. Precisely as the last 
 grain runs out, the charsee begins his tasting, and an 
 exceedingly nasty process it proves. He draws the 
 liquid — of course milkless and sugarless — through his 
 teeth like a horse drinking; he rolls it about his 
 mouth, gurgles, squelches, and finally cascades it out 
 of his mouth into one of those beautiful vases I have 
 already mentioned, and which I should designate by 
 the homely title of spittoon, though it is sought to 
 extenuate the nastiness of their purpose by the 
 classical expression of * cuspidores.' Then comes the 
 first verdict, or weeding out rejected samples. A tyro 
 can of course easily decide between an exceedingly 
 good and an exceedingly bad sample, but on coming 
 to gradations involving differences of prices amount- 
 
154 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 ing perhaps to hundreds of pounds, he will be com- 
 pletely baffled, and the necessity for a six years' 
 education of palate becomes abundantly manifest. If 
 you are penetrated with the conceit of ignorance, you 
 will perhaps hazard an expression of approval of one 
 sample which possibly corresponds to English three- 
 shilling-tea, and will slight another which is possibly 
 four-shilling-tea. The charsee becomes quite vexed 
 with what he suspects must be your obstinacy or 
 stupidity. * Try again,' and once more you gargle 
 and spit, and if you be honest you will resolutely 
 declare that for your part you cannot detect a pin's 
 difference between the two — but it is more probable 
 that to dispose of the tiresome reproaches you will 
 truckle and fib. 
 
 Next we examine the grouts. The colour of the 
 infusion itself is not of any consequence whatever 
 provided it be not suspiciously dark, but that of the 
 soaked unrolled leaves should be light, their smell 
 still fragrant, and each leaf small and unbroken. If 
 large and fragmentary, it may be assumed as a 
 certainty that the sample is of a rough, coarse nature. 
 
 Among the specimens shown me were some so fine 
 and valuable that they could not be purchased in 
 England by reason of their prohibitive price, ranging 
 as high as eighteen shillings a pound, and moreover 
 the wealthiest Chinese take jealous care to retain it 
 for home consumption. These sorts are, however, 
 mixed in small quantities of the finest qualities, and 
 
THE RIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANa. 155 
 
 the compound is retained at preposterous prices. I was 
 given as a favour about an ounce of twelve-shilling- tea. 
 In appearance totally unlike the usual production, 
 it strongly resembled dried cowslip blossoms, and 
 though delicious in smell and delicate in taste, I 
 must own it likewise reminded me of childhood's 
 cowslip tea. But I should never have dreamed so 
 high a price could be assigned to it. I should add 
 that the tender green leaf of tea can be tasted only in 
 China. It must be dried up ere it is fit for English 
 export. 
 
 Without writing a general disquisition on tea, I 
 may venture to add a few additional facts concerning 
 this little-known subject. The various processes are : 
 
 * l^lucking,' as the trade terms stripping the trees ; 
 ' withering ' the leaves in the sun ; rolling them ; 
 drying ; rolling again ; packing, which when required 
 for exportation is performed by the English mer- 
 chants. 
 
 I observed in one of the hongs bars of solid lead 
 piled in large heaps, ready for conversion into tinfoil, 
 the quantity of which used is amazing. There is 
 but one description of tea plant in cultivation, and 
 the various designations are due to varieties in the 
 qualities or to the districts whence they are obtained, 
 or to the method of preparation. For instance, 
 
 * Flowery Pekoe ' is composed almost entirely of the 
 blossom, and like all other tea has only a faint 
 natural scent. ' Orange Pekoe ' has been artificially 
 
156 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 scented with orange flowers. Congo is not necessarily 
 an inferior tea, but is habitually manufactured out of 
 leaves in an advanced stage of growth, and is there- 
 fore large, coarse, and rank. Souchong comes from 
 a particular district. It is curious that there should 
 be some doubt respecting green tea, but according to 
 the majority of authorities it is not stripped from a 
 distinct plant, but derives its peculiarities from a 
 special process of preparation. 
 
 Have you ever heard of brick-tea? Not those 
 semi-divided cakes of ordinary pressed tea sometimes 
 sold in England, but the large cakes as hard as stones, 
 consumed exclusively in Siberia and the north of 
 China, and sometimes passing current as money, so 
 well illustrating Professor Fawcett's definition of money 
 as a measure of value and medium of exchange. 
 Hankow is the head-quarters of its manufacture, 
 which is there carried on by two large Eussian houses, 
 under the supervision of a couple of Eussian agents 
 and a handful of Eussian employes— for every other 
 European nation ignores with contempt that article 
 of commerce. 
 
 On entering the out-buildings one is struck with 
 the never failing and powerful steaming tea-pot smell, 
 as distinguished from the fragrancy of the simple 
 leaf, as though a thousand English village crones were 
 holding a debauch of Is. lOd. tea. Then into the 
 manufacturing sheds, where there is a hum of the 
 busiest activity — when indeed are Chinese labourers 
 
THE KIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 157 
 
 otherwise than desperately busy ? — but there is an 
 entire absence of EngHsh order, cleanHness, and 
 method. Crowds of half- naked coolies are shambling 
 about with heavy burdens, getting in each other's 
 way, and claiming ' by leave ' in constant discordant 
 cries ; and the noise, darkness, dust, steam, and 
 confusion are such that for some time I am quite 
 unable to evolve a clear idea of the system of 
 operations. To take them seriatim : here are rows of 
 barrels containing the raw material — the dust tea as 
 it has been brought in from the country districts. It 
 is partly the result of self-formed powder, partly that 
 of grinding the small broken leaves. 
 
 There is no necessary reason why the material 
 should be inferior tea, but as a matter of fact and 
 custom its average goodness is not high. It has been 
 passed through sieves so fine that it is of the minute 
 dustiness of flour. Accurately weighed portions, each 
 of about two pounds, are shovelled into small canvas 
 bags, which are tossed into large perforated metal 
 cylinders, where they remain until impregnated with 
 steam, and without being muddy are of sufficient con- 
 sistency for manipulation and pressing. From time 
 to time a Chinaman half bends over his naked body 
 into the cylinder and drags forth a dripping bundle of 
 bags, with which he hurries off to the press machine, 
 the whole apparatus and working of which makes up 
 a picture of grotesque absurdity unexampled out of 
 China. The canvas bag is placed in a box without a 
 
158 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 lid, which in turn is shoved under a press in order to 
 squeeze out the moisture and to jam the tea dough 
 into the properly shaped flat brick. 
 
 The pressure is applied, in a most singular sort of 
 nut-cracker fashion, by means of a long bamboo pole, 
 fixed horizontally high up and working on a hinge. 
 A Chinaman, considerably more naked than his fellows, 
 and therefore wearing no clothes worth mention, runs 
 swiftly along a plank fixed close to the bamboo nut- 
 cracker, and with the impetus thus gained springs 
 down a considerable height, accompanying his move- 
 ment with a piercing yell ; but he breaks his fall by 
 catching adroitly at the end of the bamboo, which he 
 thus drags down with him, and by the jerk subjects the 
 tea box under the hinge to a hearty squeeze. Then 
 four or five coolies rush forward, seize the still quiver- 
 ing elastic bamboo, and jerking it down several times 
 the squeezing process is completed. The lever is then 
 released, the box withdrawn, a fresh one substituted, 
 and the whole process repeated. Sometimes pressure 
 is effected by more scientific steam machinery, but 
 the operation I have described is the usual one. 
 
 The press-cake, turned out of its mould, proves to 
 be a perfectly flat cube, more like a tile than a brick, 
 about nine inches long, six inches wide, and one inch 
 deep, nearly black, as hard as a brick and with a pleasant 
 tea odour about it. After a slight amount of drying, 
 dusting, glazing and trimming, it is wrapped, packed, 
 and then sent off to Mongolia and Kussian Siberia, 
 
THE EIVEE YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 159 
 
 where alone it is consumed — and consumed in vast 
 quantities — little lumps being sometimes mixed with 
 soup, and sometimes used as ordinary tea. In taste 
 it is not unpleasant, and there is nothing repulsive 
 in the composition, for the statements by various 
 travellers that it is consolidated with bullock's blood and 
 other abominations are, as I have proved by personal 
 experience, pure fiction. The only uncleanly feature 
 is the slovenly manner in which the tea dust is strewed, 
 kicked, and trampled over every square foot of flooring, 
 whence from time to time it is swept up, and with 
 imperfectly pressed bricks worked up into new material. 
 Supervision to prevent pilfering is carried to the 
 highest pitch, but is greatly simplified by the scanti- 
 ness of clothing of the coolies. For a naked man to 
 smuggle away even a quarter of a brick of tea would be 
 beyond the ingenuity of even the Chinese themselves. 
 It is evident that the large commercial dealings 
 to which I have referred must involve equally large 
 money transactions ; but among the Europeans they 
 are always carried out, both for large and small 
 amounts, by paper bonds, to the almost total exclusion 
 of bank notes and metal currency. I scarcely saw a 
 Mexican dollar or a dollar note during my entire stay. 
 Whist points and ' club drinks ' were equally met by 
 * chits,' I. 0. U.'s scrawled on scraps of paper which, 
 clearing-house fashion, are adjusted at the end of 
 the month — a fruitful source of recklessness and 
 extravagance. 
 
160 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 But even the better class of Chinese merchants 
 look askance at paper bonds, and to meet their require- 
 ments a large amount of * sycee ' silver — silver cast in 
 the shape of shoes — has to be provided, and kept in 
 great heaps in the hongs available for immediate use. 
 Every shoe — rough, glittering white lumps — has to 
 be separately weighed and valued, the majority being 
 worth about ,^100, and weighing about 7 lbs. They 
 may be divided, subdivided, and even chopped into 
 pieces of the approximate value of one tael, equal to 
 5s. 2d., but the mere process of subdivision diminishes 
 the value. With the lower orders the medium of 
 payment becomes a great nuisance. They are sus- 
 picious of silver — the peasants are even frequently 
 ignorant of its value as a precious metal, and the only 
 coin they favour is the copper * cash ' — clumsily stamped 
 pieces of metal, with a square hole punched out of the 
 centre to admit of string. Each cash is the size of a 
 shilling and about 1,100 of them are equal to a dollar. 
 Imagine the weight of carrying about such a mass of 
 copper requu'ed to make up even a few dollars. My 
 expedient was to load my Chinese boy with several 
 strings of 1,000 cash each, which he disbursed ac- 
 cording to my directions. 
 
 While I was at Hankow, a Chinaman applied to 
 me to purchase for a couple of dollars two live golden 
 pheasants, which he had trapped wild, and which were 
 in such perfect plumage that their ci'est-feathers alone 
 would have been a mine of wealth to a salmon-fisher. 
 
THE RIVER YANG-TSZE-KIANG. 161 
 
 At the time 1 saw a specimen of that compara- 
 tively rare and recently discovered bird the * Beeves ' 
 pheasant, the habitat of which is in this province. 
 One of its tail-feathers measured five feet one inch, and 
 its size and plumage were of corresponding magnifi- 
 cence. Prompted by the sight of these game birds, I 
 tramped, under the guidance of an experienced sports- 
 man, over miles of the adjacent country in quest of 
 spring snipe, the arrival of which was daily — about 
 April 5 — expected. In fields where a week hence they 
 would be as plentiful as sparrows in a rick-yard, 
 not a feather was to be seen, save several specimens 
 of that singular and beautiful bird the hoopoe ; but 
 my failure enabled me to verify a singular fact in 
 natural history. The arrival of these snipe en masse 
 is preceded by no avant-couriers ; they suddenly pour 
 in, and with equal magical suddenness they depart. 
 For instance, search at 2 p.m. may be fruitless, and 
 at 4 P.M. the same day may be attended with brilliant 
 results. But if I failed to find game I stumbled across 
 innumerable objects of interest, for the Saul-like 
 experience of going forth to seek an ass and finding a 
 crown is for ever recurring even to a stupid traveller, 
 if he will but train himself to watch and note. Wliat 
 a wealth of wheat ! I should almost say six quarters 
 to an acre. What a still more astonishing wealth of 
 garden stuff ! Not a weed is to be seen ; the entii'e 
 surface is emerald green with vegetation; every 
 square foot is carefully, laboriously cultivated, irri- 
 
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 gated, and fertilised. Oh, entrancing picture of 
 abundance ! But as you value your peace of mind do 
 not touch a leaf, a root, a tuber. It is remarkable that 
 notwithstanding the general deficiency of timber the 
 Chinese peasantry carefully clear the land of all bush 
 and forest, not indeed to facilitate stock breeding, but 
 with a view to drive out of the country all wild beasts. 
 The soil is saturated with a Gehenna of manure 
 which I dare not particularise ; the air, in lieu of 
 being the pure atmosphere of the open country, is 
 charged for miles around with pestiferous emanations 
 which can almost be tasted. Parsimonious ingenuity 
 is exercised to the utmost in turning to account and 
 in accumulating as fertilising agents that which is 
 being now carried about in open buckets, and the con- 
 sequence is that Europeans will touch no vegetables 
 but those which have been grown under their own 
 supervision. It may, however, be borne in mind as 
 to some extent a set- off that, although there is a total 
 absence of stock and therefore of farmyard manure, a 
 part of the above fertility is due to tjie widely extending 
 annual overflow of the river Yang-tsze, which on re- 
 tiring leaves a deposit varying from four to six inches 
 of the richest mud. My companion being a doctor, 
 we pass by a natural transition and successive grada- 
 tions from the subject of our outraged olfactory nerves 
 to that of Chinese sanitary considerations, medical 
 science and medical missions ; but these questions are 
 too comprehensive to be tacked on to the end of a 
 chapter. 
 
163 
 
 CHAPTEK IV. 
 
 MEDICAL MISSIONS AND THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 
 
 To speak of Chinese medical science would be a 
 parallel to the traditional chapter headed * The snakes, 
 frogs, and other reptiles in Ireland,' with its descrip- 
 tive amplification * There are no snakes, frogs, or 
 other reptiles in Ireland.' There is no medical science 
 among the Chinese. No ignorance could be more 
 profound than the ignorance of their so-called doctors 
 of the first elements of physiology. They have not a 
 notion of the position and function of the chief organs 
 of the body and of the arteries. Their religion, as 
 they are pleased to call their grovelling superstition, 
 imperatively forbids the dissection of human bodies, 
 and even those of animals; and to submit to a 
 surgical operation under the knife of a Chinaman 
 would be almost tantamount to submitting to decapi- 
 tation. Their doctors, impudent, ignorant quacks, 
 habitually spend about ten minutes on each visit in 
 feeling the left wrist pulse, and then an equal period 
 in testing the right wrist, declaring that there are 
 
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164 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 notable differences between the two, and that, more- 
 over, there are about twenty-four varying pulses in 
 the human body. Among their further ludicrous 
 ideas is a belief that the human eye contains a tiny 
 being — of course this is due to reflection. They also 
 consider that the heart is the seat of the intellect and 
 of the emotions. 
 
 Then as to their pharmacopoeia, it may be likened 
 to the wdtches' caldron in ' Macbeth.' I was once 
 shown a very large, rare, and costly collection of their 
 medicinal remedies. It resembled a geological mu- 
 seum, and consisted chiefly of curious coloured stones, 
 various crystals, shells, and pieces of rock, all of 
 which are ground up and administered in small doses. 
 The Chinese also put great faith in ground tiger- 
 bones, macerated puppies, and dried and powdered 
 parts of other animals. In addition were several 
 specimens of roots and herbal medicines, and here 
 ' lateat scintillula forsan.' 
 
 My wise and learned informant. Dr. Begg — son of 
 the eminent Scotch Nonconformist divine — had been 
 sufficiently liberal-minded to investigate in a fair 
 spirit of inquiry these vegetable therapeutics, and had 
 come to the conclusion that, though they are mixed 
 with a vast amount of rubbish, and are administered 
 in a preposterously bulky form, they possess valuable 
 curative properties from which civilised practice might 
 learn much. In one department the Chinese doctors 
 are most carefully reticent, though my informant has 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 165 
 
 succeeded in discovering clues which may lead to a 
 more perfect knowledge. I can only allude to it as 
 prophylactics for diminishing the numbers of births. 
 I may remark that the confinements are marvellously 
 easy, that the midwives are singularly skilful, and 
 that newly born males average six pounds. 
 
 The prevalence of small-pox is evidenced by the ex- 
 cessive percentage of seamed faces. Of course every 
 consideration of superstition, ignorance, and obstinacy 
 combine to oppose vaccination, but even the Chinese 
 have been more susceptible than the English anti- 
 vaccination society to the convictions of sense and 
 tests, as plain as the postulate that two and two 
 make four. They are now yielding to the preventive 
 system, but, true to their practice of befouling every- 
 thing they touch, they insist on vaccination being 
 performed up the nostrils. 
 
 Cholera and fever are fearfully rife — of course 
 they are. Otherwise it is healthy in tropical climates 
 to live in districts more putrid than sewers, and to 
 breathe an atmosphere so laden with stench as to 
 suggest the possibility of cutting it with a knife. 
 During the hot months the inhabitants of the cities 
 die like flies, while the Europeans in the adjacent 
 settlements continue faMy healthy. In some cases — 
 at Shanghai for example — attempts have been made 
 to cover up one or two open drains, but the conse- 
 quent outburst of typhoid illustrated the principle 
 that a stifled stench is dangerous, and, paradoxically, 
 
166 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 that no smells are so dangerous as those which you 
 do not smell. 
 
 My doctor-friend dwelt on the incomparable field 
 of practical experience open to the English practitioner 
 in China, especially in surgical cases, which in London 
 would be reserved solely for such eminent surgeons 
 as Sir James Paget, and related to me some charac- 
 teristic incidents. He once undertook to remove a 
 deep-seated tumour from the favourite wife of a 
 powerful Taotai (governor of a district). Scene : the 
 operating room ; crowd of onlookers, wondering at 
 the temerity of the Taotai, prompted by despair in 
 thus trusting a foreign devil ; chloroform, and rapid 
 insensibility ; exclamations of bystanders, and vehe- 
 ment assertions that the patient is stone dead ; rapid 
 manipulation of the knife and instantaneous excision 
 of the tumour. General horror, inasmuch as no 
 Chinese doctor dares even scratch skin deep with a 
 knife ; astonishment at the bodily removal of the 
 cause of evidently impending death ; awe-stricken ex- 
 pectation a3 they see that the patient, alleged to be 
 dead, really still breathes ; but she is slow in coming 
 round, and the doctor feels his own head sitting 
 somewhat loosely on his shoulders. At last resuscita- 
 tion, and the patient proclaims — wonder of wonders — 
 that she did not feel so much as a pin prick ! Tableau : 
 general outburst of jubilate, and, on the part of the 
 Taotai, transports of delight, accompanied with a 
 handsome cumsha (present) as the doctor's fee. 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 167 
 
 On another occasion he aroused intense admira- 
 tion and marvel by the simple operation required to 
 rectify a harelip. Indeed, if it be possible to suppose 
 a Chinaman susceptible under any circumstances of 
 ordinary gratitude, or capable of publicly recognising 
 any point wherein Europeans are superior to them- 
 selves, these concessions would apply to English 
 medical practice. In serious cases they will not trust 
 their own doctors one inch, while with a dog-like 
 confidence they will commit themselves unreservedly 
 to an English surgeon. Even in minor current mala- 
 dies they fiock in anxious crowds to the European 
 medical missions. Medical missions — this expression 
 opens up a field for investigation under favour- 
 able opportunities of a question which is wrangled 
 over with a malignant acerbity, so frequently the 
 curse of the most beneficent religious enterprises. 
 Hankow is not only one of the centres of the rival 
 missions of rival creeds, but is a focus of that blind 
 hostility to all missionary work on the ground that 
 the undertaking effects no positive good, and is in- 
 directly productive of much harm. 
 
 Dr. Begg himself endeavoured to befriend in turn 
 the Protestant and Dissenting institutions, but finally 
 attached himself to the Italian Eoman Catholic mis- 
 sion. * Will I pay a visit to the establishment and, 
 jwojmti manu, dig out every feature connected with 
 its management?' Yes, please; for if I can first 
 satisfy myself as to results of medical missions, I can 
 
168 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 subsequently more easily trace the causes of rotten- 
 ness. The surgery has a friendly look with its 
 familiar rows of reservoirs of black draught, blue pill, 
 and castor oil, accompanied with the medicine smell 
 with which the past generation of childhood was so 
 well acquainted. My doctor-friend eagerly informs 
 me that my arrival is a fortunate coincidence. He 
 is just about to cut out a diseased eye. One glance 
 at the poor Chinese girl stretched on the operating 
 table, another at the array of knives, and I flee like 
 a dog with a tin kettle tied to its tail, and in a cold 
 perspiration, preferring to reverence my friend's un- 
 doubted skill upon trust. My Chinese 'boy,' less 
 squeamish and more curious, remains a delighted 
 spectator, and when after all is over the eye is pro- 
 duced in a tea-cup, remarks to me in tones of pro- 
 found admiration, * Major, that take-out-eye-pidgin, 
 and that medicine house, number one good pidgin. 
 No hab likee that in China.' 
 
 But if I am really bent on forming an independent 
 opinion derived from personal observation, I must 
 brace myself up to witness the painful and the revolt- 
 ing. So I valiantly walk round the wards and visit the 
 patients one by one. Inasmuch as the city popula- 
 tion has been variously computed at from 250,000 to 
 two millions, it is evident that only a mere tithe of the 
 applicants can be admitted, and that a careful selec- 
 tion must be made of the cases which are not only 
 the most piteous, but which will best repay treatment. 
 
THE MISSIONAEY QUESTION. 169 
 
 Surgical cases form the bulk, and tumours, cancerous 
 growths, necrosis, fractures, and local injuries are 
 largely represented. As the doctor approaches each 
 bedside, the occupant gives tongue in good truth. A 
 torrent of eloquence unmarked by commas or full- 
 stops, a detail of symptoms, lamentations, and even 
 tears— so very rare among the Chinese — and pas- 
 sionate appeals to the doctor, as if in his hands indeed 
 were vested the issues of relief or of suffering, of 
 life or of death. He succeeds in soothing each with 
 a few kindly sympathising words in their own 
 language. Without this linguistic accomplishment 
 a doctor could not dispense with an interpreter, and 
 hence he would be much hampered in his labour of 
 love ; yet few have emulated Dr. Begg in his industry 
 and humanity, which have prompted him to master 
 that type of intricacy, the Chinese tongue, sufficiently 
 for medical practical purposes. 
 
 I had long sought for an opportunity of inspecting 
 the deformed feet of the women, but hitherto without 
 success. With the national inverted ideas of decency, 
 the foot is the one part of the person which more 
 than any other part the Chinese female is reluctant 
 to bare, but here at last is my chance. In my 
 assumed character of a medical friend of the surgeon 
 I visited a female patient, who was directed to strip 
 her legs. To have witnessed the removal of the eye 
 could have been scarcely more revolting. The leg 
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170 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 as a chicken's drumstick; the parchment-Hke, 
 purply skin stretched tightly over it ; the four lesser 
 toes stunted and twisted so completely under the 
 foot that they are three parts buried in the flesh ; the 
 great toe and the edge of the heel bone forming mere 
 points of tottering support ; the other portion of the 
 heel and the instep clubbed into a hideous, shapeless 
 mass of deformity. Never again do I wish to see so 
 ghastly an object as the naked foot of a Chinese 
 woman. 
 
 The wards would perhaps have barely met with 
 approbation in England ; in China they were a 
 marvel of comfort and cleanliness. The difficulties 
 in enforcing the latter quality, even in the most 
 limited degree, are enormous, and of incessant vexa- 
 tion both to the doctor and the nurses. These are 
 chiefly Italian lay sisters, kind, quiet, pleasing-looking 
 young women, the mention of whom leads me to the 
 main work of the mission, the hospital being merely 
 a sub-section supported by special contributions. 
 Very civilly and readily did the madre superiore 
 accede to my request to view the establishment, 
 deputing Sorella Carolina to act as my guide. Loyally 
 and freely did she show me over every corner, answer- 
 ing in detail all my questions, and even encouraging 
 me to seek confirmation of her replies from the other 
 sisters. Their staple language was of course Italian — 
 a few words of French, but not a syllable of English. 
 
 The interior arrangements of the convent were of 
 
THE MISSION AEY QUESTION. 171 
 
 that severely simple nature characteristic of similar 
 religious seminaries ; the sisters had allowed for 
 themselves few comforts and comparatively little 
 extra cubic space, notwithstanding that the plea of 
 the stress of extreme heat is elsewhere universally 
 accepted. Then I am conducted into room after 
 room full of Chinese children, and it is explained to 
 me that one of the functions of the place is that of a 
 foundling hospital. 
 
 ' Then what are those eighteen or twenty miser- 
 able old cripples doing here ? ' 
 
 * Ah, signor, herein we have deviated a little from 
 our rules ; out of pure compassion we allow those few 
 poor wretches to linger out their last miserable days 
 here in peace. Their subsistence costs us next to 
 nothing. But we have some 1,000 children on the 
 strength of the mission. About 500 are babies and 
 are put out to nurse, on payment, in the city, subject 
 to the constant supervision of our sisters. I can show 
 you the greater number of the remaining 500.' 
 
 And sure enough I walk through several nurseries 
 full of grotesque little Chinese imps, ranging from 
 about two to twelve years old, and in every stage of 
 employment. 
 
 ' Tell me first where you get your recruits ? ' I ask. 
 
 * They are brought to us, generally as infants, 
 without any particular secrecy, and abandoned with- 
 out reluctance, inquiry, means of subsequent iden- 
 tification or reclamation. All these children without 
 
172 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 one single exception are girls, for Chinese regard with 
 indifference, if not with annoyance, the existence of 
 girls, as trumpery vexatious expense. The parents 
 are only too rejoiced to get rid of them. Of their boy 
 children, on the other hand, they are immoderately 
 fond, and we have never yet had a boy-child among 
 the hundreds of babies who have been left here.' 
 
 Subsequent inquiries fully confirmed Sorella 
 Carolina's representations. There can be no doubt 
 that infanticide is carried on in a wholesale manner 
 throughout the length and breadth of the empire, 
 with little or no check from the authorities. As soon 
 as the girl- child is born, say No. 2 or 3, and whose 
 existence therefore is held to be a costly superfluity, 
 the father quietly scrags and buries it, and there is 
 an end of the matter. 
 
 The mission children are divided into different 
 classes according to their ages. The two-year-old 
 group, strange little imps, grotesque with their in- 
 fantile Mongolian features, intensely black-haired and 
 bright-eyed, are too young, notwithstanding all their 
 precocity, for much beyond play. Here a class, on 
 an average five years old, is being taught to weave. 
 The habitual cheerfulness of the place seems to be at 
 a strangely low ebb here, and I notice many instances 
 of unhappy expression. After a little inquiry I trace 
 the cause. Many are actually suffering from that 
 terrible national cruelty practised on girls as soon as 
 they approach the age of five : the tying up of child- 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 173 
 
 hood's chief beauty, their plump httle dimpled 
 feet. 
 
 ' Imbandite,' says Sister Carolina, pointing to some 
 children whose looks of torture are even more piteous 
 than tears, and then she further explains : * Their 
 sufferings are dreadful, especially at the first binding 
 up, and never seem entirely to quit them day or 
 night, giving their faces that settled look of pain. 
 By degrees the feet become partially numbed, but 
 even then the old pain sets in acutely whenever the 
 bandages are removed and replaced. This continues, 
 though with diminished severity, until they are sixteen 
 or seventeen. Sometimes festering and consequent 
 effluvium ensues, for which the only remedy is powdered 
 alum. We employ two Chinese women for the sole 
 purpose of bandaging feet. You are shocked, signor, 
 and so are we ; we consider the practice barbarous and 
 cruel beyond measure. But it seems a matter of ex- 
 pediency that we should yield to a prejudice far more 
 intense than any other in this country. Were we to 
 run counter to it our repute among the Chinese would 
 be very evil, and our sphere of utility much curtailed.' 
 
 My excellent nuns, I demur to your reasoning. 
 The mere stupidity which will render these children 
 crippled, hobbling, practically feetless, I can, though 
 with difficulty, waive. But I do not see that the 
 intense and prolonged suffering involved can be par- 
 doned by any special pleading of expediency or justi- 
 fied by any sophistry of your religion. 
 
174 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 On further inquiry I ascertained a few additional 
 particulars concerning a practice which seems to have 
 been introduced about 970 years ago. It appears 
 that the muscles of the legs become strained by con- 
 tracted feet, and that the calves entirely disappear. 
 The first process is to truss the foot up tightly in such 
 a manner as to bend the four smaller toes under the 
 sole, in the soft part of which they almost disappear ; 
 then the foot is bound down like the turned over angle 
 of a jujube until at last the ball of the natural foot fits 
 into the hollow of the sole, and it becomes a shape- 
 less lump. The instep is where the ankle was, and 
 all that is left to tread the ground is the ball of the 
 great toe. Sickly children sometimes die under the 
 process. It is, however, difficult to find a husband 
 for a girl with natural feet. The Chinese admire 
 the distorted gait induced, they consider a full-size 
 to be of masculine ugliness, and urge the advantage 
 that the crippled women are prevented gadding 
 about. 
 
 It is sometimes stated that the practice is be- 
 coming somewhat less frequent, and I think this is to 
 some extent true in the south. But north of Amoy 
 it continues universal, while among the richer classes 
 throughout there are no exceptions. Here is a point 
 of consideration for the Darwinites. Though the 
 hands and likewise the feet of men and women 
 of all classes in China are conspicuously small, 
 slender, and tapering, the feet are not of that dimi- 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 175 
 
 nutive size which we should be led to expect accord- 
 ing to the theory that the artificial usage of many 
 generations at last constitutes a hereditary charac- 
 teristic. 
 
 I inspect room after room full of children, busily, 
 eagerly, and— putting aside the feet abomination — 
 happily employed in all the stages of weaving, 
 spinning, and needlework, from the simple operation 
 of passing the threads from right to left, to the 
 climax of silk embroidery, which even a clumsy man 
 devoid of taste can perceive to be of extraordi- 
 nary skill and beauty. Then the little creatures 
 are so proud of their work, so eager that I should 
 scrutinise and examine the labours of each separately. 
 Their instructors, about seventeen in number, and 
 all Italian sisters, have furnished another instance of 
 religious zeal surmounting mountainous difficulties. 
 They are fully purposed to devote the whole of their 
 young lives to the most practical and least alluring 
 forms of God's service, so they do not carry out 
 their undertakings by halves — they have actually 
 learned to speak Chinese, and the clatter between 
 mistresses and pupils is of a very amusing description. 
 
 ' Now,' said practical, cheerful Sorella Carolina, * I 
 will show you our school. The teaching seldom lasts 
 longer than two hours a day, and is limited to reading 
 and religious instruction.' 
 
 * What, no writing, or arithmetic, or geography ? ' 
 
 * No, signor, none whatever. Our limitation, which 
 
176 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 at first sight may appear so preposterous, has only 
 been adopted after the fullest consideration. The 
 happiness and prosperity of these children when 
 grown-up will be immensely furthered by their skill 
 in handicrafts, and by an education which shall make 
 them first-rate housewives. Any book-learning beyond 
 reading would be a positive drawback to them. Their 
 friends and their husbands would regard such un- 
 wonted knowledge with suspicion and dislike, and 
 the acquirement of writing, for instance, would be to 
 them somewhat worse than a complete inutility.' 
 
 My entrance as a visitor is invariably signalised 
 by the little elves springing to their feet, and, in lieu 
 of the traditional curtsey bob, bending down and glee- 
 fully banging their foreheads against the floor. Only 
 my conceit, flattered at such an obeisance, is instantly 
 put to flight by their inharmonious peals of mocking 
 laughter at the strangely absurd appearance of this 
 barbarian, and I understand that their comparisons 
 with their own childish experiences are somewhat as 
 follows : — 
 
 * How red his cheeks are ; how ugly white his face 
 is; what an enormous nose; his eyes are quite round; 
 what a lump of hair he has over his mouth ; why, he 
 has got no pigtail, and he has just got a big pair of 
 ears ! ' Then fresh peals, but, apparently prompted by 
 the instructress, they wind up with what was intended 
 for a chorus of song, but which, far from possessing 
 a trace of the melody of childhood's musical voices, 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 177 
 
 remind me of nothing so much as the rasping of 
 dozens of nutmeg-graters. But I do not see a sign 
 of punishment or grief. Here at all events we have 
 ' Reading without tears.' 
 
 * And your religious instruction classes ? ' 
 
 * Are held daily, and of course we attach to them 
 a maximum of importance. We find the children 
 intelligent, and readily responding to teaching ; ' and 
 I am shown a baptism class of eight or ten girls, 
 aged about twelve years, being prepared for the rite. 
 Probably circumstances had interfered with the usual 
 convent custom of baptising the foundlings on first 
 admission. These children seemed to listen atten- 
 tively, and to answer readily, and the sister assured 
 me that any who were backward or unappreciative 
 were put back for further instruction. 
 
 * Now, Madre Superiore and Sorella Carolina, I 
 admit you have given me the fullest latitude to in- 
 vestigate every detail of your foundling establishment. 
 Will you explain to me the outline of your system. 
 In more definite terms, in seeking to spread Chris-^ 
 tianity, how and where do you start with your task, 
 and what is your subsequent guiding principle ? ' 
 
 Reply. * How : by taking in hand the pliable twig, 
 i.e. childhood, and ignoring the gnarled, hardened, 
 obstinate old tree. Where : in the very thick of this 
 city, the most populous district in China, of which 
 these numerous twigs are part and parcel, and whose 
 leaven must, in time, leaven the whole lump On 
 
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178 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 what principle : so to train these children, so to free 
 them from the trammels of their countrymen's abom- 
 inations, so to render them exemplifications, moral 
 and physical, of the blessings of Christianity, that in 
 grown-up age they may unconsciously become apostles 
 who will turn the folly of vice and superstition to the 
 wisdom of our Saviour's religion.' 
 
 'Amen. Thank you; God speed you in your 
 efforts.' 
 
 At Hankow, and indeed throughout China generally, 
 European opinion strongly approves the Eoman Cath- 
 olic system of medical missions and strongly condemns 
 the Protestant. * Oh, there are always two sides to a 
 story,' urge the defenders of the latter. Very true, 
 and habitually one side is the right, and the other the 
 wrong one. That I might judge impartially, I in- 
 spected on two separate occasions, with even a more 
 careful scrutiny, the Hankow kindred Wesley an 
 Medical Mission. 
 
 I apply for admission. ' No can come,' says the 
 coolie Cerberus, *they makee Joss Pidgin.' 
 
 * Well, but I Christian, I make Joss Pidgin too,* 
 and half reluctantly I am admitted into a room where 
 Divine service is being performed in the presence of 
 about eighty Chinese, of whom some twenty-five are 
 children. 
 
 Great as was the surprise which my entrance 
 created, it fell far short of my own stupefaction when, 
 on the 100th psalm being given out, the congregation 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 179 
 
 sets up the most extraordinary yelping it has ever 
 been my fortune to hear. There is not a single note 
 which is not outrageously discordant, or which does 
 not remind me of cats screaming on the roofs of 
 houses. There is, it is true, a certain approxima- 
 tion to cadence, but this renders the general effect 
 still more burlesque. Higher rises the wooden shouting, 
 half jangle and half yell, and the first sensation of 
 the ridiculous- gives way to painful surprise that the 
 missionaries do not seem to be aware of the absurdity 
 of the performance. My neighbour — an English 
 assistant — thrusts into my hand a Chinese hymn-book, 
 with vehement indications that I too should join in 
 this novel harmony. I firmly resist ; I do not know a 
 single word or a single character, while the only sound 
 I fancy I can recognise is * chin-chin.' To attempt to 
 lead the congregation into a more melodious strain by 
 the mere repetition of * chin-chin ' would, I conceive, 
 be both futile and irreverent. 
 
 Then follow extempore prayers in Chinese, then 
 a harangue, and then some of the congregation ascend 
 the platform and relate their experiences. One rather 
 hang- dog-looking fellow of about thirty discourses 
 volubly, his subject being, as I was informed, his 
 experience of opium eating. He somewhat reminds 
 me of a temperance lecture by an ex-inebriate, and 
 does not impress me favourably. Another speaker of 
 equal glibness, but more mature years, holds forth to 
 the same effect. At about this stage I am assailed by 
 
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180 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 that frequent concomitant of indeterminate services, 
 a sensation of vacuity and dulness, and, which is more 
 important, I notice that this is fully endorsed by the 
 rest of the audience. 
 
 Thus far they had at all events preserved a sem- 
 blance of attention, but at last nature asserts herself, 
 and the undisguised sighings and naive yawnings are 
 impressively portentous. Then empty medicine bottles 
 and cups are held up to the light, and, say as plainly 
 as spoken v^ords, ' About time to finish your harangue. 
 Let us get on to the salves, the potions, and the boluses. 
 At the conclusion of service the patients flock into the 
 surgery for treatment. 
 
 * Do you make attendance at prayers a condition 
 of medical advice ? ' I inquire. 
 
 * Oh, dear no, certainly not ; the former is entirely 
 optional.' 
 
 Still unsatisfied, I run the matter to ground, and 
 come to the conclusion that, though no record of names 
 is kept, the patients proceed ^traight and immediately 
 from the chapel to the surgery, and therefore I can- 
 not reverse my opinion that the spirit of compulsion 
 is present. 
 
 The Scotch doctor, whose practical Christianity 
 and zealous exercise of skill on a suffering humanity 
 which neither can nor will repay him I hold in high 
 esteem, conducts me round the wards, which under 
 the circumstances were satisfactory, though perhaps 
 not quite equal to those in the Italian mission. The 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 181 
 
 scale of operations appears much smaller, the out- 
 patients are far less numerous, and the inmates do 
 not exceed thirty. As in my former experience, there 
 is the same verbosity of querulous sufferers, and the 
 same revolting sights ; but the maladies seem to be 
 of a somewhat different type, surgical cases being 
 greatly in the minority. Skin diseases, fever, cholera, 
 dysentery, and the results of opium eating are most 
 prevalent, the latter vice especially being regarded as 
 a distinct disease, and subject to special medical 
 treatment. 
 
 One applicant holds out a string of 900 cash, equal 
 to about three shillings. This is taken possession of 
 by the doctor, and the patient is entitled to residence 
 in the hospital under restraint for fifteen days. 
 Should he demand his freedom at an earlier date, 
 he forfeits a proportion of his deposit. This little 
 incident speaks volumes. Three shillings to a coolie 
 would represent the value of about a pound to an 
 English labourer, and with a people so pre-eminently 
 thrifty, the mere pledging of so large a sum is to 
 them the strongest inducement to submit to restraint 
 for the allotted time, and so to get their full money's 
 worth. 
 
 In the school the attendance was thin, and, inas- 
 much as no handicrafts are taught, there was an 
 absence of that cheerful activity which so much 
 impressed me in the Italian institution. Instruction 
 was given both in reading and writing Chinese, and 
 
182 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 an amusing effect was produced by the discordant 
 sing-song of the children, accompanied by violently 
 swinging their bodies. Various texts w^ere pasted up 
 in the different wards, but the selection did not appear 
 to me judicious. Instead of typifying the happiness 
 and kindly affection of the beautiful Christian religion, 
 they were the usually adopted Shibboleths of that 
 special section of a party which approximates to 
 the Eoman Catholics in meting out the most ap- 
 palling retribution to all who differ from their own 
 tenets, which, after all, are not always to be found in 
 the Bible; that party which denies that all forms 
 of the Christian religion lead to the same end, though 
 some routes are surer and safer than others; that 
 party which holds other Christian views than their 
 own to be only a shade better than heathenism, and 
 regard workers of Christianity under another flag as 
 more detrimental than open foes ; that party, in fine, 
 w^hich is almost hostile to the conversion of 350,000,000 
 Chinese, unless the conversion be carried out precisely 
 according to their own prescription. A single incident 
 to illustrate the narrow-mindedness of their teaching. 
 In the room of one of the Chinese assistant mission- 
 aries was a prayer-book, which called forth some 
 remarks from my conductor evidently of the nature 
 of .strictures. On my inquiring their purport, the 
 reply was : * This prayer-book has, you see, a large 
 cross embossed on the outside. Our Chinese friend 
 here has certainly High Church tendencies, and to 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 183 
 
 this I was taking exception.' High Church tendencies 
 among the natives of Hankow, where among several 
 hundreds of thousands of Chinese heathen there are 
 not probably a score of them who in a religious point 
 of view know their right hand from their left ! Can 
 the tithing of pot-herbs go farther ? 
 
 * A-re you satisfied with the results of your mis- 
 sionary labours ? ' I inquire. 
 
 * Very much indeed. I have in this district a total 
 of about 500 converts. For many years I have been 
 labouring, and the good seed is at last springing up 
 and bearing fruit.' 
 
 Now the very magnitude of the number quoted 
 first aroused my doubts as to its accuracy, which 
 ripened subsequently into absolute certainty, as oppor- 
 tunities enabled me to prosecute inquiries in authori- 
 tative sources, and to compare results. Five hundred 
 converts ! Not a single unprejudiced witness among 
 lay authorities ventured to assert that that number 
 could be even approximately correct as applied to 
 the joint results of the huge cities of Hankow, Chin- 
 kiang, Kiuchiang, Shanghai, Foochow, and Swatow. 
 And among the ostensible converts how fractionally 
 small is the number of those who are sincere in their 
 convictions, who are not actuated by any considerations 
 of aggrandisement, and who would incur misfortune 
 through adherence to their faith. ' Five hundred 
 converts,' and ' the good seed is bearing fruit ! ' Fifty 
 honest converts would represent a stupendous success ; 
 
184 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 and as for the good seed, alas ! that that idle, careless, 
 unpractical labourer should have flung it about in so 
 unwise and wanton a manner as to have extinguished 
 in so many cases all hope of its germinating, as to 
 have entailed a dismal desert of failure, and as to have 
 brought down ridicule, discredit, and discouragement 
 on the few more wise and more devoted husband- 
 men. 
 
 Yes ; I take indignant exception to the published 
 glowing accounts of results and success, backed up by 
 statistics so fallacious that they only just escape the 
 stigma of being garbled. Indeed, I have before me at 
 this moment a flaming report on China missions — 
 would that I might particularise its title — the state- 
 ments wherein have been concocted either by a knave 
 or a fool, so grossly false are they. A case came 
 within my knowledge where one of two missionaries 
 who had been journeying together furnished a dis- 
 couraging report. The head of the mission remon- 
 strating, declined to forward it, and urged him to 
 re-write it in the spirit of his coadjutor, who had 
 expressed himself to the following effect : — 
 
 * One Sunday afternoon we landed at , and in 
 
 a very short time the poor natives came crowding 
 round us, thirsting to hear the Word of God.' 
 
 The reply was : ' I was present at that moment 
 with my coadjutor, and I assert that his statement is 
 not true in the sense he implies. We landed on a 
 Sunday, and the inhabitants mobbed us — but the 
 
THE MISSIONAEY QUESTION. 185 
 
 remarks of the inquisitive rabble were : " Look at 
 those foreign devils, how oddly they are dressed ; and 
 what enormous noses they have ! " ' 
 
 To resume my inquiries at the mission : — 
 
 * Yes ; the patients are very grateful to us for the 
 spiritual as well as for the physical advantages we 
 afford them.' 
 
 Good people in England — the one point in which 
 the most experienced observers in China concur, is 
 that the inhabitants show their strangest deficiency 
 in the lack of gratitude. Gain being their sole 
 motive power, they consider self-interest to be the 
 mainspring of the incomprehensible dominant race. 
 The optimist philanthropist, if he have one grain of 
 the wisdom of the serpent, will be incredulous of the 
 disinterested attachment of his most trusted employe, 
 or his most faithful Chinese friend. Under some 
 circumstances he will put the fullest amount of confi- 
 dence in their integrity, but he will be equally confident 
 that to gain the slightest shade of personal advantage 
 the kindness of years will be tossed to the winds. 
 Gratitude ! No, the plant does not grow at the 
 Hankow mission, or elsewhere in China ; and as for 
 ' spiritual advantages,' the phrase ceases to be hypo- 
 critical when it obviously can deceive none but those 
 who have stitched up their eyelids. 
 
 * I see you do not teach your pupils any handi- 
 crafts, any sewing, weaving, or spinning ? ' 
 
 * Oh, no ; we omit this on principle, lest the 
 
186 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 adoption of the Christian religion should be a mere 
 cloak for worldly advantages.' 
 
 The Chinese * humph,' properly intoned, has the 
 eloquence of pages, and here appears to be the most 
 appropriate reply. 
 
 'Why do you not start with **the twig" — with 
 the children without previous convictions to be up- 
 rooted ; whose untaught minds would be ready recep- 
 tacles for religious truths, which they would naturally 
 transmit to their children, and who would not be 
 subjected to the same obloquy as adults ? ' 
 
 * Well, we do not approve of that system : firstly, 
 because the right principle is to convince adults of 
 their errors, that they may train up their children in 
 the way they should go ; and secondly, on the ground 
 of expediency, because the unconverted parents would 
 oppose us on the ground of detriment to their 
 children's prospects of attaining their summum bonum, 
 future civic dignities.' 
 
 I reply that the * right principle ' is the one which, 
 provided it be straightforward, attains the greatest 
 success ; and I quote the results of the Italian mission 
 to refute this argument, and the equally weak one of 
 ' expediency.' 
 
 It is probably quite unnecessary to state my con- 
 clusions, whatever little they may be worth, in 
 comparing the Protestant and Eoman Catholic mis- 
 sion systems as illustrated at Hankow. But as a 
 counterbalance I gladly point to a brighter picture 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 187 
 
 of Church of England work at Foochow — brighter 
 because more wise and liberal, and bearing some 
 traces, however faint, of honest results. Here, too, I 
 obtained a good deal of reliable information from an 
 ex-army chaplain, with whom I had served in auld 
 lang syne. 
 
 Foochow is the centre of mission work over an 
 enormous district, where the total number of Chris- 
 tians is, according to missionary statistics, about 400 
 — a number which other authorities attenuate to a 
 fractional part. In the country sub-districts the 
 clergymen in charge adopt to some extent the national 
 costume, live among the people, and learn their dia- 
 lects, of which there are six variations within a very 
 small area. Although their expatriation is not life- 
 long, as with the Jesuits, their residence is prolonged 
 over a sufficient number of years to familiarise them 
 with the inhabitants. 
 
 In fine, I gather that a large proportion of the 
 Foochow workers, in favourable contrast with their 
 brethren in some parts of China, perform useful, 
 genuine, disinterested, though not brilliantly success- 
 ful, work. Once, when in the native city, I stumbled 
 across a neat plain building, which challenged obser- 
 vation in opposition to the inconceivable dirt and 
 tawdriness of the adjacent dwellings. A few China- 
 men were dropping in, and I discovered that it was a 
 sort of native Christian meeting house. A Chinese 
 teacher was addressing a congregation of about thirty, 
 
188 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 whom he certainly had managed to mterest. I may 
 add that the curiosity which my entrance aroused 
 was utiHsed by the preacher, who pointed me out as 
 an exemphfying moral that, though I was a foreign 
 devil, differing in race, language, aspect, and habits, I, 
 even I, had a soul to be saved, and in this respect was 
 identical with the Chinese. 
 
 * How do you set to work in the first stages of 
 conversion ? ' I asked the ex-army chaplain. 
 
 * We address promiscuously gathered assemblages. 
 Perhaps the interest of two or three stray individuals 
 may be thus arrested, and they come to us afterwards 
 to know what this new religion may mean. If teach- 
 able, they receive further instruction, and, after a 
 probation which sometimes extends over a year, and 
 tests of sincerity evidenced by minor sacrifices in con- 
 formity with the Christian religion, they are admitted 
 to baptism. From time to time we travel about the 
 country, passing the nights in a meeting house where 
 practicable — otherwise reduced to the horrors of a 
 Chinese inn. We find a little knowledge of medicine, 
 even though it be the slightest smattering, invaluable 
 in procuring for us a footing where other means fail. 
 Christian converts are not subjected to any consider- 
 able persecution unless they decline to share the ex- 
 penses of ancestral worship, i.e. prayers and offerings 
 to the spirits of the dead. Deception and insincerity 
 is so all-pervading a spirit among the Chinese, that it 
 is especially expedient to avoid pressure on our con- 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 189 
 
 verts, and hence I even make attendance at family- 
 prayers entirely optional with my own coolies.' 
 
 * Are the Eoman Catholic missions friendly to 
 you?' 
 
 'Fairly so, except the Spanish, whose hatred of 
 Protestants is unbounded. It is necessary to be very 
 suspicious of Eoman Catholic statistics. Their sole 
 object seems to be to obtain consent to baptism. 
 That effected, they have done with the individual, 
 who simply goes to swell the number of converts, 
 many of whom are ignorant of their most elementary 
 tenets. This very morning I asked a Eoman Catholic 
 convert, who was Jesus Christ? Not only was he 
 unable to answer, but he was totally ignorant of the 
 Virgin Mary.' 
 
 ' Tell me some of your principal difficulties.' 
 
 * Polygamy. For instance, a childless convert, 
 yielding to the sorrowful entreaties of his wife, recently 
 took to himself a second. We considered ourselves 
 compelled to put before him the alternative of re- 
 pudiation, or of being put out of our congregation. 
 Then there is the open, prevalent licentiousness of the 
 European merchants ' (of which more anon). 
 
 ' Ancestral worship is another difficulty. The 
 Jesuits sanction it, and, at first sight, there may 
 appear certain advantages in tolerating this, almost 
 the sole, feature of softness and reverence in the 
 Chinese character. But were we to concede it, we 
 should be assenting to the worship of another besides 
 
190 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 God, and, with such an inconsistency, how could we 
 hope for honest progress ? ' 
 
 Here I may remark that at first sight that ancestral 
 worship which plays so prominent a part in the religion 
 of the Chinese appeals strongly to our sympathies. 
 Homage to the spirits of departed forefathers ! it sounds 
 at worst but a weak superstition, and surely it carries 
 with it the brightest of virtues in the veneration it 
 also inculcates of children to parents. The young are 
 even compelled by law to support the aged, who to 
 the last day of their lives can, ostensibly at all events, 
 legally enforce obedience and respect. A father struck 
 by his son is justified in putting the offender to death 
 on the spot, and the most torturing forms of execution 
 are reserved for parricides. On the death of parents 
 sons are compelled, whatever be their occupation and 
 rank, to withdraw from the world for a space of two 
 years. Thus it is a common remark that the career of a 
 great statesman is never ' safe ' until both his parents 
 are dead, inasmuch as their decease may suddenly 
 compel him to withdraw from public life at his most 
 critical period, leaving the field free for the machina- 
 tions of his rivals. Only a special rescript of the 
 Emperor can abrogate this requirement — a favour 
 which was recently extended to Li Hung Chang, the 
 Bismarck of China — and yet this alleged veneration 
 for parents when probed deeply contains in it little 
 which is really virtuous. There is little reverence of 
 heart, little really kindly feeling and less tender affec- 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 191 
 
 tion. It is merely an outward act of superstition, a 
 compliance with ' old-o ' custom and law ; an obedi- 
 ence to the letter, a total absence of the spirit. Who 
 ever supposes that a Chinaman would incur voluntary 
 genuine self-sacrifice out of true love for his father ? 
 Those authorities who are best qualified to judge are 
 unanimous in declaring that the national capacity for 
 personal affection and friendship, for gratitude and 
 generosity, for chivalry and honour, exists in a most 
 limited degree. Even for their simple ' thank you ' 
 their language has no equivalent. They have many 
 hyperboles at their command to express grovelling 
 submission and adulation, but no term in acknow- 
 ledgment of the thousand and one daily amenities 
 which embellish civilised life. Truth indeed is no 
 virtue, and a lie is no vice with them, involving on the 
 perpetrator not a vestige of discredit or shame. As 
 Mr. Cooke aptly remarks in his book on China, to say 
 to a Chinaman ' you are an habitual liar ' would be like 
 saying to an Englishman 'you are a confirmed punster.' 
 Amongst certain excellent features of the Foochow 
 mission, I must specially cite their system of colpor- 
 teurs, and in praising this valuable work the most 
 reliable opinions concur. They tramp about all over 
 China, apparently free from sectarian tricks and pre- 
 judices, and limiting their attempts at conversion to 
 an annunciation of the first principles of Christianity. 
 They distribute Chinese Bibles at a low price, the sale 
 whereof is considerable, because even a Chinaman of 
 
192 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 the poorest class considers that the mere possession 
 of a printed work may originate a profitable repute 
 for knowledge. Moreover, these books are secure 
 from destruction, since a special sanctity attaches to 
 all written characters, quite irrespectively of their 
 purport, inasmuch as they form a medium of instruc- 
 tion in the doctrines of Buddha and Confucius. 
 Even printed advertisements, or the merest scrap of a 
 letter, may not be utilised for waste-paper. 
 
 * Does the purchaser sit down at once to search his 
 Bible ? ' 
 
 ' Oh, dear, no. It is quite a chance if he will open 
 it once to the day of his death. On the other hand 
 there is also an off-chance that their curiosity may 
 some day be stimulated ; that they, or perchance their 
 descendants, may turn over the pages to find out for 
 themselves somewhat concerning that Christ Whose 
 teaching they may, or should, have heard will make 
 them so much better and happier. And if, in future, 
 there be among our missions more Christianity and 
 less " Churchianity," this distribution of the only guide, 
 which can never mislead, may be described without 
 the shibbolpth of spiteful sectarianism as the " sowing 
 of the good seed." ' 
 
 I may add that high authorities have informed 
 me that the Chinese translation of the Scriptures is 
 exceedingly incorrect and unsatisfactory, partly owing 
 to the impossibility of finding native words which 
 accurately correspond to certain Bible expressions. 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION, 193 
 
 For instance, it is undoubted, however amazing, that 
 there is even now a considerable question as to the 
 Chinese equivalent for * God.' A revised translation 
 is an urgent desideratum. 
 
 My record of missionary evidence would be very 
 incomplete were I to omit my experience of that most 
 celebrated institution in all China — the Jesuit estab- 
 lishment of Zic-a-wei, Europeanised into Sickaway — 
 about six and a half miles from Shanghai. Founded 
 by the French, whose missionaries far preponderate 
 over those of all other nations, it comprises a 
 monastery, convent, schools, and an observatory 
 of such excellence as to supply foreign shipping with 
 valuable astronomical and nautical data. Through 
 the usual foul and tawdry village, over the inevitable 
 stream, with its seething mass of putrid slime, and 
 I find myself before a large block of stone buildings, 
 the architecture and general plan of which bear an 
 indefinable stamp of French origin, in such marked 
 opposition to the English settlement. Baffled in my 
 attempts to penetrate the enceinte of the fortress- 
 looking walls, I address myself in French to a Chinese 
 figure, with a long black pigtail, but with the betray- 
 ing brown beard, and the brown hair on the top of 
 his head. * Mon Pere ' beams with delight at hearing 
 his native language, and eagerly constitutes himself 
 my chaperon and guide. 
 
 Within I notice various eagles and strange sea 
 birds in captivity, and a kitchen garden like that of a 
 
 
 
194 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 French country house, fertile in the production of 
 those salads and pot-herbs which play so prominent a 
 part in a French repast. The chapel bell tolls for the 
 Benediction, and the numerous inmates, all in Chinese 
 costume, are streaming forth to the service. My 
 guide must leave me. 
 
 ' May I too not attend ? ' 
 
 'Ah, oui. Monsieur, most certainly if you like. 
 But,' askance, * surely you are not of our faith ? ' 
 
 ' I am of the Christian religion, so why should I 
 not be present at Christian worship ? ' and so, with 
 unconcealed marvel at the laxity of my principles, the 
 Pere conducts me through gloomy passages and dark 
 cloisters, replicas of foreign monasteries, into the 
 chapel, extensive and gloomy, but revealing a certain 
 amount of grandeur. Oh, the strange sight, partly 
 solemn, partly burlesque, and, must I add, partly pain- 
 ful through its theatrical insincerity. Of course the 
 central group is about the altar, as brilliant with 
 candles, as gaudy with tinsel and flowers, as richly 
 decorated with heavy gold embroidery and carving, as 
 is the wont of a Church which seeks to touch the heart 
 through the ephemeral impressions of sight and sound. 
 The priest, in all the splendour of his pontifical vest- 
 ments, chants with sonorous intonation the Latin 
 service ; but dignified and devout as he seems, there 
 is something strange about his enunciation, and 
 something still more strange about the cut of his jib. 
 Why — yes — my heart alive ! he is a genuine John 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 195 
 
 Chinaman dressed up in all the simulacra of Koman 
 Catholic prelacy. Around him cluster eight scarlet 
 acolytes, likewise Chinese imps, and an additional imp 
 who rings the bell and whirls the censer. Three 
 assistant priests, however, are Frenchmen, and about 
 twenty French Jesuit Fathers are my fellow occupants 
 of the gallery. They are dressed from top to toe in 
 orthodox Chinese fashion — blue robes, blue trousers, 
 turned up shoes and pigtails. Yet the would-be dis- 
 guise is too transparent to baffle a moment's scrutiny. 
 The mobility and dignity of expression, the European- 
 cut features, the abundant beard, in opposition to the 
 parchment and almost hairless face of the native ; 
 above all, the fine hair, sometimes red, surmounting 
 the coarse, artificial, intensely black pigtail, form the 
 strangest contrast to the original. 
 
 From the dark recesses of the chapel peal forth the 
 tones of an organ played with manifest taste and skill, 
 and with familiar strains accompanied by Chinese 
 choristers, who, though not equal to those at St. 
 Margaret's, Westminster, have been tuned out of their 
 wonted national yelping. The rest of the congregation, 
 of which the total is about four hundred, is made up 
 of two hundred native school children, quiet, orderly, 
 and with a supernatural look of impish wickedness 
 about them, and of the employes of the establishment. 
 The service lasts but a few minutes ; the congregation 
 streaming outside resume their avocations, reminding 
 me of a pious French village called to vespers, and I 
 
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196 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 resume my investigation with the Jesuit Father. He 
 informs me that the actual residents, exclusive there- 
 fore of children and assistants, amount to 500, some 
 of whom are Chinese candidates for priesthood ; 
 others, about 100, are European priests, studying the 
 language and making themselves acquainted with 
 their business ere setting forth on the vast scene of 
 their missionary labours, and twenty are perma- 
 nent resident instructors and priests. Of course he 
 declares the success of the missionary efforts to be 
 great, and indeed his assertion that the recognised 
 Koman Catholics in the vicinity number 400 may be 
 accurate. But this estimate includes the hereditary 
 Christian families, for it is one of the national features 
 that if the head of a household changes his religion 
 his descendants follow the same faith. By-the-bye 
 he never spoke of ' Christian converts,' and evidently 
 regarded all who were not ' Catholic ' proselytes as 
 still in a condition of heathendom. Nor were Pro- 
 testant missionaries, mutatis mutandis^ one pin more 
 liberal. 
 
 The investigations and records of the Zic-a-wei 
 observatory form valuable addenda to modern astro- 
 nomical science. 
 
 * Does your experience confirm the general belief 
 in the scientific knowledge and mathematical acquire- 
 ments of the Chinese sages ? ' I inquire of the 
 superintendent. 
 
 * Oh, dear me, no ! Herein they are as utterly 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 197 
 
 ignorant as children. I am of opinion that some ages 
 back they may have had some rudimentary glimmer- 
 ing, but that through lapse of time they have quite 
 lost the little they ever knew.' 
 
 I would here express my own belief that the much- 
 bepraised Chinese system of universal education, 
 honour paid to learning, and competitive examinations 
 open to the whole empire for public offices of emolu- 
 ment, are all of the purest nature of 'windbag.' 
 There is, it is true, much learning by heart page 
 after page from their preposterously absurd authors, 
 much poring over antiquated writings, which are in 
 the main such a farrago of folly, fable, and false- 
 hood, such a compound of pedantry and puerility, 
 that a knowledge thereof does more harm than good. 
 The names of the proficients in these various grades 
 of rubbish are published all over the kingdom, and 
 they themselves are publicly conducted from city to 
 city with every pomp and circumstance. 
 
 It must, moreover, be conceded that a large 
 proportion of the general population can manage to 
 read and write a little of their own appallingly difficult 
 language. But of genuine education in its good sense 
 there is scarcely a trace. Originality they have none. 
 Arts and sciences, modern history, languages and 
 literature, philosophical investigations, mechanics, 
 matters affecting the daily welfare of the community, 
 nay, the most elementary knowledge of the geography 
 of the world — any attempt to diffuse instruction in 
 
198 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 the above is successively ridiculed, scouted, and then 
 hounded out of existence. Talk to average types, not 
 of the lower but of the middle classes, of the benefits 
 of railways, electric telegraphs, steam machinery and 
 engineering undertakings. They listen with the aggra- 
 vating stupidity of incredulity, or else will reply : ' Oh, 
 yes. Long ago, many a time and oft, we discovered 
 and essayed in China these railways and telegraphs, 
 and others of your so-called inventions. But we have 
 deliberately abandoned them as either useless or 
 mischievous.' 
 
 Point out to them that China on the map repre- 
 sents only a fraction of the world, and their reply is : 
 * All very fine, but that map is one of your construc- 
 tion. Take a Chinese map and you will see that our 
 country comprises the greater part of the universe.' 
 On the other hand, show them England. * What, that 
 little remote spot, scarcely so large as a single one of 
 our provinces ! Talk no more to us of your wisdom, 
 power, and riches. You are only allowed to exist 
 through the sufferance of China.' 
 
 One morning a comparatively highly educated 
 instructor of the Chinese language expressed to his 
 English pupil, with whom I was acquainted, his 
 satisfaction at just having read in a native newspaper 
 that *the Queen of England had, with her usual 
 accuracy and punctuality, handed over to the Govern- 
 ment at Pekin her usual tribute which she pays to 
 the Chinese empire.' Piidicule and argument were 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 199 
 
 completely thrown away. The professor remained 
 unshaken in his belief that England was a tributary, 
 in a sense, of China. The unparalleled and universal 
 ignorance of the Chinese is indeed the mainspring 
 of the power of the mandarins, and were this dis- 
 sipated, their reign of tyranny would be indeed 
 jeopardised. 
 
 Quitting the convent I encountered my first and 
 last experience of a Chinaman showing even a sem- 
 blance of fight against a European. The coolie 
 holding my horse, dissatisfied with my payment, and 
 evidently regarding me as an easy subject for plunder, 
 especially as the shades of evening were gathering, 
 and the natives of the solitary village were crowding 
 around, snatched hold of my bridle. * Ah, would 
 you?' said I, merely raising my switch, and in an 
 instant he slunk aw^ay like a whipped spaniel. 
 
 Having put the reader in possession of certain 
 missionary facts, can we not draw similar deductions ? 
 
 1. Does China offer a wide and promising field 
 for missionary labour ? 
 
 Wide ? Yes — of unparalleled magnitude in every 
 sense. A nation comprising one-fourth or thereabouts 
 of the population of the world, spread over every 
 vicissitude of climate and soil. Promising ? No — 
 discouraging to the highest degree. To consider thp. 
 Chinese, with so much intelligence and industrious 
 foresight, in the light of untutored savages, whose 
 minds may be easily moulded to a new creed, would 
 
200 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 clearly be the height of absurdity. But to attribute 
 to them, with their intellects so hemmed in by the 
 restrictions on the diffusion of knowledge, and so 
 stunted by the prejudice and custom of ages, powers 
 of reasoning by analogy and following up a chain of 
 deductive argument . would be scarcely less fallacious. 
 The missionary, thei-efore, has to contend with the 
 anomalous combination of the incredulity of civilisa- 
 tion and the crass stupidity of ignorance. 
 
 The religion of the Chinese is comprised in the 
 observance of a few symbolical rites, and in the study 
 of the moral precepts of Confucius and Lao-tse, and 
 is held in contempt by the learned, the indifferent, 
 and the materialist. 
 
 I can scarcely be wrong in asserting that the psy- 
 chological characteristics of the Chinese are scepticism, 
 superstition, and indifference, plus a lingering sus- 
 picion that after all religion may turn out, after 
 death, not to be a fraud, and that it will be prudent to 
 provide for this eventuality and to keep an eye on the 
 main chance. In other words, ' Oh, God, if there be 
 a God, save my soul if I have a soul.' A missionary 
 reproached his Chinese convert for invoking the as- 
 sistance of false gods during the perils of a typhoon. 
 ' What for no have two chancey (chances) ? ' was his 
 excuse. * Jesus Christ number one chancey — Buddha 
 number two chancey.' One day, trudging in the in- 
 terior of China over miles of ancestral graveyards, 
 I impatiently broke forth to my unusually intelligent 
 
THE MISSIONAEY QUESTION. 201 
 
 China servant : ' Surely, surely, boy, you cannot be 
 so silly as really to believe that this mock paper money 
 and these masses of corrupted provisions, with which 
 the graves are far and wide bestrewn, can be of the 
 slightest use to the spirits of the dead ? ' Answer : 
 * Humph, I no savvy (know) ; perhaps yes, perhaps 
 no. No can tell. Plenty many peoples think joss 
 pidgin (religious business) great foolo. But China 
 oomans talk, and China mans must do.' One touch 
 of nature makes the whole world kin. 
 
 2. Has Eoman Catholic mission work been hitherto 
 successful, Eind, if so, to what is due its superiority 
 over ours ? Compared with Protestants it has pros- 
 pered, and even absolutely it has achieved a fair 
 amount of apparent success. But I doubt if the roots 
 have really struck deep, if they would survive the 
 slightest intermission of labour or the slightest ten- 
 sion from persecution. Their teachers have carried 
 the doctrine of expediency too far — they have appealed 
 to superstition and self-interest rather than to reason 
 and righteousness — their teaching has not been founded 
 on a rock ; so when the rains descend and the floods 
 come the house falls, and great is the fall of it. But 
 in the first instance their task has been easier than 
 ours, because their tenets can be more easily assimi- 
 lated to those of Buddhism. The Jesuit priest may 
 say to his flock, ' You invoke the shades of your an- 
 cestors. Well, there is no great harm in that under 
 restrictions. We, too, pray to the spirits of the de- 
 
202 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 parted just.' By-the-bye the Dominicans will not 
 admit ancestral worship, and hence have been much 
 less successful. 'Your priests profess asceticism. 
 So do we. They are the medium of communication 
 with heavenly powers. So are ours. You love to 
 decorate your temples and shrines. So do we.' 
 
 During my travels, I carefully inspected about 
 twelve of the most venerated Buddhist temples,^ some 
 of them indeed of China-wide celebrity. In every 
 single instance without exception their resemblance 
 internally to Koman Catholic places of worship was 
 most striking. In many cases a couple of hours' 
 labour in transformation, and the likeness would have 
 been comj)lete. There is the same interior architec- 
 tural decoration, the same gilding and sombre lights, 
 the same richly embroidered altar cloths and draperies, 
 the same guardianship of relics, and the same highly 
 beautified raised shrines with burning tapers, flowers, 
 and clouds of incense. Even the postures and genu- 
 flections are not dissimilar. Eemove those monstrosi- 
 ties representing Buddha and his wives, and those 
 miniature devils representing the Chinaman's ' num- 
 ber two chancey,' or alternative to a deaf god, affix a 
 few crosses, distribute a few prie-clieu, introduce a 
 pot of holy water, and, as I have said before, in the 
 shortest possible space of time the temple will be con- 
 verted into a gorgeous counterpart of a Eoman Catho- 
 lic place of worship. 
 
 * Viz. at Shanghai, Hankow, Foochow, Yuen-foo, Kushan and Canton. 
 
THE MISSIONAEY QUESTION. 203 
 
 When the Jesuits first began then- labours in 
 China, they themselves exclaimed that the devil had 
 been allowed to burlesque their rites. Vice versa, at 
 Shanghai, I observed in a chapel for Koman Catholic 
 converts, representations of our Saviour as a China- 
 man, and of the Virgin Mary as a Chinawoman, while, 
 minus the idols, the chapel closely approximated to 
 a Buddhist temple. But it is an act of simple justice 
 to acknowledge the self-sacrifice of those Jesuit priests 
 who, for ever abandoning their country and snapping 
 in sunder the dearest earthly ties which can bind a 
 human being, devote the rest of their existence to an 
 unattractive life of cheerless solitude and privation, 
 with the sole and noble object of furthering the 
 welfare of the most odious and ungrateful vermin 
 whom Providence hath ever suffered to crawl on the 
 face of the earth. By so doing, however, their 
 measures, unlike those of many of the Church of 
 England, are of no half-nature. Living and dying 
 amongst their flocks, speaking their language, sharing 
 their vicissitudes, and participating in their interests, 
 they become in course of time one of themselves, and 
 acquire a hold unattainable by any other means. 
 
 3. * You have spoken with scarcely veiled con- 
 demnation of the " expediency " system of conversion 
 pursued by the Jesuit missionaries. Can you not, 
 then, express an opinion favourable to their antipodes 
 in every possible respect, the Protestant labourers ? ' 
 
 Oh, no ! With the staunchest loyalty to its prin- 
 
204 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 ciples, I cannot conscientiously express an opinion 
 otherwise than that that faith has never shone so 
 feebly or worked so ineffectually as under the present 
 guidance of its, on the whole, idle shepherds and 
 dumb dogs — at least according to my own feeble lights. 
 
 * Your lights forsooth. Can the superficial obser- 
 vation of a casual amateur contain at best more Hght 
 than a flickering phosphorescent iridescence ? ' 
 
 I reply that, in the first place, the casual amateur 
 has greater facihties for hitting blots than the bigoted 
 professional. Secondly, I adduce in support the 
 evidence which I began with prescience to collect as 
 soon as I suspected the rottenness of the tree— the 
 evidence of the most righteous, reflective, and reason- 
 able among our communities at Shanghai, Hankow, 
 Kiukiang, Chinkiang, Foochow and Swatow. In one 
 place only, Foochow, did I hear a single voice raised 
 in defence. Elsewhere there was an absolute un- 
 broken consensus of disapprobation, rismg sometimes 
 to reprobation. 
 
 Now to substantiate so sweeping a condemnation, 
 I may be fairly required to adduce some specific 
 charges. I charge, then, Protestant missionaries 
 with postponing the interests of their religious callmg 
 to the furtherance of their worldly prospects; I 
 charge them with frequent sloth, with an unhumble 
 strife for social status — for which of course their 
 wives are habitually responsible — with an arrogance 
 of ipse dixi, and with an absence of conciliation. I 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 205 
 
 charge them with promulgating glowing statements of 
 success which are not borne out by facts ; with undue 
 absence from the scenes of their supposed labours; 
 with discreditable readiness in looking back from the 
 plough before making moderate progress in their 
 labours. In fine, I hold them largely responsible for 
 a state of affairs which will be denied by few but 
 those who have stitched up their eyelids and then 
 declare that they cannot see — a state of sloth, non- 
 success, and disrepute. I will quote the evidence of one 
 layman out of much which I garnered in — that of an 
 English official resident at Pekin. After fourteen 
 years of much personal experience among the mis- 
 sionaries, he had only encountered three EngHsh 
 whom he could respect. 
 
 To use the plain-spoken terms of another official, 
 the missionary business in China is by no means a 
 bad business to run by that class of the clergy who 
 occupy that debatable land which is one grade below 
 gentlemanship, and from which the majority of the 
 Chmese Protestant missions are recruited. Poverty 
 stricken and without prospects at home, out here they 
 are provided by the various missionary societies with 
 an assm-ed and liberal income, to which is added 
 lOOZ. a year should they be married and 501. extra 
 for each child — a practice surely founded upon 
 Mormon principles. The above is supplemented 
 by liberal contributions from the resident English 
 merchants, amongst whom illiberality is an unknown 
 
206 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 quality even in matters whereof they do not approve. 
 The missionary now lives in a condition of affluence 
 which would be unknown to him elsewhere ; a luxu- 
 rious house with luxurious appliances and table, 
 coolies to carry him about, and an ample margin of 
 dollars. * Why not ? ' Granted if he fairly earned it ; 
 but the contention is that he metes out labour to 
 himself with an unduly indulgent measure, that he 
 shirks those privations to which the Jesuits so cheer- 
 fully assent, and that he even declines a temporary 
 sojourn among his nominal flock — that potent means 
 of acquiring personal influence. In epidemics or 
 during the trying hot season he flies to pleasanter 
 pastures. In fine, he performs his perfunctory duties 
 in a perfunctory fashion. Meanwhile he, and 
 especially his wife, live in a constant state of bicker 
 with the influential European community, who, if 
 approached in a wise, conciliatory manner, could do 
 so much to aid him. On one point, indeed, his zeal 
 rarely flags — his extra incomings of dollars, for which 
 he appeals with a mixture of petulance and the air of 
 a man denied sacred rights. 
 
 Well, in the course of a few years the missionary 
 becomes tired of his work, or discovers a more 
 attractive opening elsewhere. Apparently regardless 
 of the fact that during the first part of his sojourn 
 his services can have been little more than of an 
 apprentice nature, he leaves the scene of his labours 
 precisely when, by his indoctrination, he could be 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 207 
 
 most useful, and hies him back to England, probably 
 with a nice little accumulation of dollars wherewith to 
 start in his new clearing. There he holds forth, on all 
 possible public occasions, on the privations and 'toils, 
 the thrilling adventures and hair-breadth escapes of a 
 missionary's life — the chances are 20 to 1 against 
 any of his audience being in a position to contradict 
 him — and dilates with touching unctuousness on the 
 heathen Chinee ' thirsting to hear the Word,' ^ such 
 is the conventional but preposterously inaccurate ex- 
 pression. He can scarcely fail to gain repute — 
 especially among silly women little apt in weighing 
 evidence — as a noble champion of Christianity, 
 whereby he assumes a social status to which his birth 
 and breeding have by no means entitled him, and in 
 many instances he will in some fashion reap much 
 substantial advantage. 
 
 Or, suppose him nominated a missionary bishop 
 or dean, in how many instances do not his residences 
 become discreditably brief and far between ? It might 
 be supposed that in this more than in any other 
 calling, the principle of a scrupulous performance of 
 distasteful duties would apply with irresistible force, 
 but the normal condition of missionary dignitaries 
 seems to be that of home leave and handsome salaries, 
 which have been calculated on the assumption that 
 the post has involved expatriation. At last the 
 scandal of absence becomes too grave to be longer 
 
 » See p. 184. 
 
208 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 endured ; the dignitary gracefully resigns, and as the 
 ex-bishop of this or the ex-dean of that, holds a high 
 ecclesiastical status in England, probably ultimately 
 eventuating in a sinecure, where he has little or 
 nothing to do and is well j)aid for doing it. 
 
 "With such captains, with such rank and file, can 
 we be surprised at our present failure ? Can we even 
 hope to hold our own with the Jesuits who, whatever 
 their errors, at all events possess the splendid 
 characteristics of unfaltering perseverance, of un- 
 deviating performance of duty, and of unhesitating 
 self-sacrifice. No; we must concede that the best 
 founded evidence, including that of the few really 
 honest, disinterested Protestant workers, admits 
 almost unanimously the failure hitherto of our 
 missionary enterprises in China. 
 
 * You know you have my unbounded sympathy 
 and respect,' said an official high in authority to a 
 missionary on his way from Singapore to China, ' but 
 tell me honestly how many sincere conversions you 
 consider you have effected during your twelve years' 
 sojourn,' and the answer, sadly and deliberately given, 
 was, ' Three, only three, who I believe were thorough 
 and honest. I have met with numerous other nominal 
 cases, but after my years of toil I cannot persuade 
 myself that I could reckon more than three staunch 
 Christians.' 
 
 At Pekin, one of our missionaries employed as a 
 teacher a native Christian of whose sincerity he had 
 
THE MISSIONARY QUESTION. 209 
 
 had, as he believed, seven years' experience. At the 
 end of that period it was discovered that the convert 
 at the conclusion of evening service had been wont 
 habitually to open the chapel as a gambling house. 
 On another occasion, as I learned, a party of English 
 sportsmen came across an English missionary, who 
 offered to conduct them to some good shooting ground. 
 As their intimacy increased he told them his story. 
 With a self-devotion rare amongst Protestants he had 
 buried himself in the midst of a rural population, and 
 yet, after three years of unremitting toil, he had come 
 to the conclusion that during that time he had not 
 made one single honest convert. 
 
 May we not deduce from the foregoing evidence 
 that those who assert that thus far missionaries have 
 made numerous sincere Christians are governed by 
 delusion or are guilty of fraud ? 
 
 I have been sometimes met with the argument 
 that the above statements in no wise apply to the 
 China Inland Mission, w^hich is an entirely distinct 
 organisation. But in the almost unanimous chorus 
 of strictures passed in China itself no exception w^as 
 made in favour of any one missionary branch, and, 
 moreover, I have before me the publication of this 
 society called ' China's Spiritual Need.' I am per- 
 suaded that no impartial resident in China would for 
 one instant deny that it is replete with mis-colourings, 
 and chat the whole tenor of their own evidence com- 
 
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210 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 pels US to bracket this branch with the other Pro- 
 testant societies. 
 
 Of course the Chinese will, for the sake of the 
 smallest temporary gain, assent to many of the forms 
 of Christianity, and this hypocrisy is not unfrequently 
 fostered by the shallow views of their teachers. A 
 -religious deputation entreated the Governor of Hong 
 Kong to discontinue employing on the public works 
 on Sundays certain coolies, who, be it noted, were not 
 supervised by Europeans, on the ground that this 
 labour was opposed to the precepts of Christianity. 
 Was this sheer stupidity or sheer duplicity, for it could 
 hardly be maintained as a reasonable conviction ? 
 With equal force a Jewish community might entreat 
 that Christians should not be employed to work on 
 Saturdays. Sunday is no more a sacred day in 
 Chinese belief than any other day, and is, in fact, much 
 ess so than their very few semi-religious festivals. 
 But they have worked this mine among the English 
 with considerable acumen and success. * Chinese 
 Sunday ' is a frequent plea for leave of absence, and 
 even ' Chinese Good Friday ' is occasionally attempted. 
 
 * So you join the chorus that missionary labours 
 are a failure, and a mere subterfuge for clerical hawks ; 
 that converts are invariably scoundrels, and that we 
 had much better leave the natives to their heathendom, 
 and in lieu apply the much-needed labour closer 
 at home ? ' 
 
 * God forbid ! ' is my earnest disclaimer of a thread- 
 
THE MISSIONAEY QUESTION. 211 
 
 bare argument, which I suggest is utterly fallacious. 
 Had the principle held good in early days that a work 
 should be perfected in its birthplace ere it is diffused 
 elsewhere, when would Christianity have been intro- 
 duced into England, or indeed into Europe ? Because 
 an enterprise, in itself noble, has failed through causes 
 which can be distinctly traced and remedied, is it, 
 therefore, to be abandoned ? Far more ; if the clearest 
 injunction : ' Go ye into all the world and preach the 
 Gospel ' may be disregarded without guilt, there is an 
 end to the obligation of obedience to the plainest com- 
 mands of our Saviour. No ; let us remodel the enter- 
 prise and try again, remembering that a fool, a bigot, 
 or a firebrand can do more harm than ten good men 
 can repair. Perhaps even my indication of defects 
 and remedies may be worth a passing thought. 
 
 1. One of the foremost desiderata, I consider, is 
 that the heads of missionaries should in all districts 
 be gentlemen, gentlemen in the conventional sense if 
 you choose so to phrase it, who are not only highly 
 educated, but who wear well-cut, well-brushed clothes ; 
 who are men of the world, of tact and discrimination ; 
 who will say and do the right thing, at the right time 
 and place ; whose experience is varied and conversation 
 interesting. * Oh, my dear sir, do you suppose the 
 apostles were gentlemen ? ' says Mr. Oily Gammon, 
 and in replying to this irrelevant, irreverent remark, 
 anger becomes a virtue ; but the following single 
 argument amongst many available is a sufficient con- 
 
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212 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 futation. The cases are not analogous. The apostles 
 had received direct teaching from our Saviour, and, 
 as 99 out of 100 Christians believe, were inspired by 
 the Ahnighty. An ecclesiastical official, connected with 
 missionary administration and in authority second to 
 none, was once w^armly refuting the disparaging 
 opinions which he had induced me to express, and 
 he wound up vexedly : * I cannot admit your charges ; 
 but what we really require is a higher class of man, 
 both of gentlemen and scholars. My urgent re- 
 monstrances on this point have been quite unheeded.' 
 Exactly herein lies the gist of my contention.^ 
 
 I would point out another grave drawback ac- 
 companying a low type of missionaries, with a good 
 deal of *land' on their own hands,, and with a de- 
 ficiency of clean linen and h's. They are outside the 
 pale of that powerful European interest, the resident 
 merchants or their agents, most of whom possess the 
 externals of gentlemen, while all recognise one when 
 they see him. The missionaries are never by any 
 chance met at their houses in a social capacity. 
 Generally they are antagonistic or unknown to, 
 or despised by, those local potentates and vast em- 
 ployers of labour, who possess in the aggregate an 
 enormous influence over the native population. Now 
 suppose the case reversed, and the clergyman working 
 with the friendly co-operation — to put aside the better 
 
 ' Would that I felt myself at liberty to publish the name of this 
 witness and of others equally authoritative. They are, however, at 
 the service of those who may choose to inquire further. 
 
THE MISSIONAEY QUESTION. 213 
 
 motives — of the merchant. Can the influence of this 
 new factor be over-rated. * Ah, but the open and 
 prevalent immorahty of the EngHsh residents compels 
 the missionaries to shun transactions with them,' says 
 the already quoted ecclesiastical dignitary. What ! do 
 you deal with a great evil by merely evading its open 
 presence ? 
 
 2. Let the resident merchants continue their 
 present splendid liberality, but let the contributions 
 be in the first instance transmitted to the central 
 administrations in England for subsequent payment 
 of salaries and other disbursements. Thus the pres- 
 tige of the local missionary will not be weakened by 
 his sending round the hat. 
 
 3. Let residence among their flocks of all the 
 missionaries, whether high or low in office, be actual 
 for a certain specified time — not theoretical. I am 
 far from endorsing the requirement of the Jesuits that 
 the worker should immolate himself in a life-long 
 expatriation, for I believe that the infusion of fresh 
 blood materially strengthens working machinery, and 
 that labour will be more vigorous and successful if 
 maintained only for a limited time. But for the 
 time being let them not be constantly shirking their 
 duties. That which their hands find to do, let them 
 do it with all their might, regardless of privations, 
 weariness, and the disruption of home ties, like duty- 
 doing soldiers, of whom they should be types. ' This is 
 a hard saying.' Yes, indeed. Therefore pledge not your- 
 
214 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 self to the task without counting the cost, lest you bring 
 the noWe cause to shame. 
 
 4. Lastly, let the aspirant for missionary labour in 
 the far East make a point of acquiring in England a 
 considerable proficiency in practical medical art, such 
 as how to deal with fractures, to take up arteries, to 
 treat flesh wounds, abscesses, skin diseases, &c. ; how 
 to prescribe for ague, rheumatism, cholera, small-pox, 
 dysentery, and fever. Of course he can merely learn 
 the most elementary principles of treatment, but in 
 the 23resent profound ignorance of the Chinese of the 
 science of physiology and medicine, even a slight 
 knowledge will be many points in his favour, while a 
 moderate, though practical, proficiency will ensure his 
 influence and further his success to an extent greater 
 than all other advantages put together. 
 
 And lest I should appear designedly to cast ridicule 
 or discredit on all missionary enterprise, I venture to 
 suggest for the consideration of my readers my own 
 conviction that the disinterested, sincere, hardworking 
 missionary has emulated the deeds of the ancient 
 heroes of the Christian religion, and has excelled the 
 most brilliant exploits recorded in chivalry. 
 
215 
 
 CHAPTEK V. 
 
 A CHINESE INLAND METROPOLIS. — HANKOW. 
 
 I KNOW not if I shall succeed in telling you aught 
 which will interest you, but I can guarantee that what 
 I relate must possess the advantage of novelty. 
 Comparatively few Europeans have visited, far less 
 systematically explored, the huge inland Chinese cities, 
 and our imperfect knowledge of so many millions of 
 these our strange fellow -creatures illustrates indeed the 
 threadbare saying, that one half the world knows not 
 how the other half lives. Said a seasoned Indian 
 general whose life had been spent in Oriental scenes, 
 and who accompanied me on one of my numerous ex- 
 plorations of a large native city, ' No, among the many 
 strange sights I have witnessed in India, I have never 
 seen anything approximating to this, or even in the 
 least resembling it.' 
 
 Again, among the few who visit or reside in the 
 littoral settlements, there are still fewer who are not 
 more than satisfied with a single experience of all that 
 is unwholesome, foul, and disgusting. Only those 
 who are bent on sifting the matter to the very bottom 
 
216 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 will face the ordeal of incessant explorations. Hankow 
 I take as a type of a Chinese city, and I will describe 
 seriatim my wanderings about the city ; but inasmuch 
 as Foochow, Shanghai, Kiukiang, Amoy, and Swatow 
 each possesses remarkable characteristics of its own, 
 I will from time to time diverge from my original to 
 call attention to the collateral. 
 
 To take one day's experience as a type of several 
 others, accompanied by my Hong Kong ' boy ' and by 
 a local Chinese employe of Jardine and Matheson's 
 firm, I set forth from the English concession at 
 Hankow, entirely cut off and distinct from the Chinese 
 locality, to the native city. We pass by the chevaux- 
 de-frise stretched across the entire breadth of the road, 
 and under the custodianship of the native police, 
 dressed like a chimney ornament on a cottage shelf, 
 stiff, dazed, and uneasy in his walk, and altogether 
 the oddest, most childish amalgam of Chinese puerility 
 and the dignity of the British police. His authority 
 over his fellow-countrymen is paramount. His busi- 
 ness is to keep the British concession quiet and 
 select ; he will not allow it to be desecrated and 
 disturbed by any naked, shambling, talkative coolies, 
 and all such, unless they are mercantile employes, or 
 unless they can produce the inevitable * squeeze ' 
 money, are refused admission by this Cerberus. Im- 
 mediately on the other side of the barrier runs the 
 never-failing city wall, ditchless, with its gloomy arch- 
 way and its guard of three or four loungers, ostensibly 
 
HANKOW. 217 
 
 soldiers, but the very incarnation of disreputable, 
 dirty, hang-dog raggedness. 
 
 We pass under the portals, and at the first glimpse 
 the thought occurs to my mind, * Abandon hope, all ye 
 who enter here.' But for the shame of irresolution, 
 it is not improbable that I should turn round and 
 flee. I scarcely think that the historical hero of the 
 * Night in a "Workhouse ' had greater need to clench 
 his teeth, hold his breath for a moment, and vow 
 that he would go through with his self-imposed 
 task. 
 
 Now for it; let us go ahead, and in an instant 
 we plunge from decency, order, and civilisation into a 
 crowded throng and surroundings the furthest anti- 
 podes to the above characteristics which the wildest 
 fancy could devise. I am in a narrow — not street, not 
 alley, but — labyrinth, eight feet wide measured straight 
 across, but owing to cumbered margins, with not more 
 than three feet of width available. Two cannot walk 
 abreast; single file is indispensable, and even then 
 the jostling is incessant. The path is roughly paved 
 it is true, but with a depression in the centre wherein 
 stagnate the liquid impurities of the city. Then the 
 dwellings which line this labyrinth — they are merely 
 propped-up laths, rickety, shaky as a pack of cards, 
 without windows, doors or chimneys ; inside shaded 
 off into a darkness which here is a friendly conceal- 
 ment of all which is best hidden ; outside with the 
 single overhanging story stretching across, and nearly 
 
218 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 cutting off the only pure element in the huge den, 
 heaven's atmosphere. 
 
 Let us hurry on, the mere sense of motion is a 
 relief. Are these bustling throngs really our fellow- 
 creatures ? Are they not anthropoidal demoniacal 
 baboons ? Look at their three-quarter naked bodies, 
 sometimes indeed equipped only with an eight-inch- 
 wide cloth, which covered their dirty, parchment, un- 
 naturally hairless skins. As a matter of fact they 
 must be of extraordinary endurance, but there is not 
 one fine-built fellow amongst them — muscleless, all 
 arms and legs, and far below the average European 
 standard. As for their faces, suffice it to say that 
 their eyes are mere slits, their mouths enormous fis- 
 sures, noses like flattened pieces of putty, cheek-bones, 
 high, disfiguring knobs, and expression, an evil and 
 malignant leer. Of course their shaven foreheads, 
 and their pigtails trailing down their naked backs, 
 give the final touch to one's disgust. The women 
 are but a shade better in appearance. Clothed with 
 decency, I grant, there is the counter set-off of their 
 hair piled high on the top of their heads, in black 
 glutinous moulds like huge leeches ; they are more 
 stunted in appearance, and, worse than all, being 
 almost invariably possessed of the distorted feet, they 
 hobble about in the most ungainly, crippled fashion. 
 As for the children— where is the prettiness which I 
 supposed accompanied the young of all animals on 
 emerging from a condition of callowness ; where the 
 
HANKOW. 219 
 
 smooth, unwrinkled skins, the tender, dimpled limbs, 
 the downy hair, and childhood's laugh and expres- 
 sion ? Not a vestige of all this. In lieu they are 
 in every respect of form, feature, and coal-black pig- 
 tail merely pigmy, stunted men and women, further 
 consi^icuous with scabious heads. No scenic master 
 could picture to himself more perfect representations 
 for the imps of hell in the opera of *Eoberto il 
 Diavolo.' 
 
 Hark to the voices and clatter, carried on in one 
 loud unvarymg din ! Is it mere fancy or prejudice 
 which originates extreme repulsion thereto, which 
 seems to weary the ear and the brain ? No ; it is 
 susceptible of a reasonable explanation. We usually 
 talk of the pitch, the intonation of the human voice — 
 it is high or low, soft or discordant, and thereby we 
 imply the existence of musical attributes. But the 
 Chinese voice possesses not the faintest trace of me- 
 lody or resonance. I can only liken it to the noise 
 produced by pieces of bone or lumps of wood knocked 
 against each other. A loud, wooden, expression- 
 less, monotone cackle, without rise, fall, or rhythm 
 — without the burst or even the ripple of laughter, 
 without the minor key of plaintiveness. A single 
 sentence uttered in their midst by a European seems 
 in contrast like music. 
 
 Quickly wending my way with my guide and my 
 ' boy,' forming respectively my advance and rear 
 guard, I pass through the outlying labyrinths into a 
 
220 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 small, square, unbuilt-over place, into the narrow area 
 of which are crowded some of what I may call the 
 incidents of tlie city. There are four jugglers and 
 acrobats. Their performances are quite childish, 
 with the exception of their sword exercise, executed 
 with a weapon in each hand. The bright, sharp 
 blades flash about high and low in a singular and 
 dexterous network of involutions, their chief joke 
 apparently being to ' w^h — ish ' them close to the faces 
 of the sj)ectators without inflicting injury. I was im- 
 mediately singled out as the subject of their skill, and 
 the ridicule of the bystanders, for I own that my 
 nerves were not sufiiciently steady to resist the im- 
 pulse of starting back in avoidance of the flash which 
 seemed almost to scraj^e my nose. 
 
 There again is a horrible cripple, dragging him- 
 self along on his knees, for he is footless, and reveals 
 his two dreadful ankle stumps in order to extract sub- 
 scriptions from passers-by. The injury has been 
 self-inflicted by tying strings tightly round the lower 
 part of the leg, causing the feet to mortify, rot, and 
 drop off. A large proportion, about 70 per cent., die 
 under the mutilation, but those wdio survive consider 
 themselves amply repaid by ensuring for themselves 
 a source of income which lasts out their lives. 
 
 There is a heaving, seething heap of bodies and 
 rags ; they too are beggars, filthier than the most 
 filthy apes in the manner they divest each other 
 of vermin. There is another beggar prone on the 
 
HANKOW. 221 
 
 gronncl, his head wantonly grabbling in a mass of 
 putrid liquid offal, with concomitants about his 
 mouth and head which I dare not further describe, 
 lest the reader should close the pages in pure nausea. 
 He, too, demands alms, which are put in a basket 
 held by one of those strange, weird, black-tongued, 
 half-wolf, half-Pomeranian, Chinese dogs. Poor, 
 faithful, obedient dog, he too has plunged his head 
 into a heap of mud, in imitation of his master, but 
 with much of the grotesque about him. For not- 
 withstanding his grovelling attitude, which he has 
 patiently maintained when two hours after I find 
 him in the same position, his tail is wagging, his 
 ears are cocked, and his black beads of intelligent 
 eyes are sparkling with a roguish twinkle, as if he 
 were poking sarcastic fun at the imposition. 
 
 Now I cross a sort of shallow canal, but in looking 
 over the edge I almost start back in amazement and 
 disgust. It is nothing half so sweet as an open cess- 
 pool, or half so clean as an open sewer ; it is a large 
 stagnant oblong, winding between the thick masses of 
 dwellings, filled with every organic element of putre- 
 faction, with every object of indescribable horror, ex- 
 posed to the full rays of the sun; just sufficiently 
 solid to prevent its being trickled away, or desiccated 
 into comparative innocuousness ; just sufficiently 
 liquid to aid to the utmost the process of putrefaction 
 and to ensure the liberation of the poisons to the at- 
 mosphere. It is safe to assert that no other towns in 
 
222 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 the entire universe except Chinese towns have in 
 their midst such a Gehenna; because in no other 
 towns are there the same combinations of enormous 
 populations packed in such small areas, the same con- 
 tradictions of semi-civilisation and bestiality, and the 
 same conditions of climate, soil, temperature, and 
 stagnant sites. 
 
 But, with such an accumulation of essence of 
 plague, what becomes of the principles and laws of 
 hygiene which have been dinned into our ears during 
 the last twenty years ? The laws of hygiene are 
 thoroughly vindicated, for the dwellers in this neigh- 
 bourhood die off like flies, especially in the hot 
 weather, and especially of fever, cholera, and dysen- 
 tery. * Masquie ' — never mind — say the mandarins. 
 It is difficult to imagine any subject held in lighter 
 esteem than human life in China, unless, indeed, 
 when a special form of death, such as suicide or mis- 
 adventure, becomes the means of extortion from the 
 survivor, who in point of fact may be entirely irre- 
 sponsible for the catastrophe. Here I may remark 
 that by no Utopian perversion of truth could we call 
 the Chinese brave, and their strange readiness for 
 suicide can only be accounted for as one of their 
 characteristic national contradictions. A man who 
 wishes to spite his enemy will sometimes kill himself 
 with a roundabout view to vengeance. For example, 
 at Hankow, recently, a barber prosecuted his em- 
 ploye for the theft of two or three dollars, whereupon 
 
HANKOW. 223 
 
 the latter, after a little scheming, committed suicide, 
 not through morbid shame, for theft in China involves 
 not a shadow of discredit, but as a means of involving 
 disastrous consequences on his master. Sure enough, 
 the widow was easily able to prove that her husband's 
 death had been due to the course pursued by the 
 prosecutor, who thereupon was condemned to pay 
 about 120 dollars for the support of the bereaved 
 family. 
 
 Having completely mastered all squeamishness, 
 and thoroughly satisfied myself as to the chief con- 
 stituents of this lake of infamy, I scuttle away as fast 
 as possible from it, and again plunge into the laby- 
 rinths of the more central part of the town. And yet, 
 in my capacity of investigator, I must still, with how- 
 ever great reluctance, say somewhat more on this 
 unsavoury subject of the atmosphere of Chinese cities, 
 because of the momentous considerations which hinge 
 on it. This circumstance of pestilence has involved 
 with it ignorance of the great centres of native life, 
 development of commerce, and the most fatal curtail- 
 ment of missionary action. Neither interest nor duty 
 have thus far in the smallest degree counteracted this 
 evil. Englishmen will pass years in the concessions, 
 and unless under dire stress will not for years enter 
 the precincts of the city ; many will not allow their 
 wives to be even carried rapidly through the streets in 
 a chair. 
 
 Now let me strenuously repudiate all affectation. 
 
224 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 A disagreeable smell, say at Betlmal Green or Belle- 
 vue, may be met with a wry face and a salutary spit, 
 and there is an end of the matter. The stench of the 
 Chinese cities, in their worst forms and under a swel- 
 tering sun, produce nausea and headache of a severe 
 nature which last throughout the day, with the pro- 
 bability of subsequent indisposition which, if you are 
 fortunate, will only last several days. A case came 
 under my notice at Amoy of a lady who, notwith- 
 standing her husband's prohibition, visited in a sedan- 
 chau' the city. In about half an hour she could no 
 longer hold out, and was brought back, having liter- 
 ally fainted. Many Europeans during their progress 
 keep a lump of camphor in their mouths. Others, 
 myself among the number, smoke incessantly and 
 furiously. I can only say that when I could smoke 
 no longer, I used to feel myself perforce compelled to 
 retreat out of the town, and that after my final ex- 
 perience — viz. Amoy, which I believe to be the most 
 loathsome town throughout the length and breadth of 
 China — I was attacked by indisposition which clung 
 to me for many a day after, and the nature of which 
 pointed to malaria. 
 
 But, says the sceptic, why should the miasmas be 
 of the altogether exceptional nature which you de- 
 scribe? Well, I cannot and I will not enter into 
 details ; they are not fit for publication in such a 
 work as this. I can only hint that garbage of every 
 conceivable nature, including household detritus, is 
 
HANKOW. 225 
 
 piled not only under one's feet, but under one's very 
 nose in festering masses, fermenting in the sun. 
 Remember, too, that this effluvia is not to Europeans 
 merely an abomination, but a never-ceasing abomina- 
 tion. A French gentleman, asked by a lady to send 
 her an assortment of perfumes, replied, * Madame, 
 in China there is but one scent, and that is not a 
 perfume.' Their emanations can almost be tasted, and 
 one can only express surprise, where every ounce of 
 manure is prized as though worth its weight say in 
 copper, the smells are not cut into slices and laid for 
 fertilising purposes over the ground. 
 
 Numbers of coolies, aye, and even of female 
 bearers, are incessantly staggering through the streets, 
 jostling one with their burdens of foetor carried in 
 tubs, and evoke the sympathising remark of my com- 
 passionating * boy ' : * Major, plenty too much take care 
 of bucket.' 
 
 Well, if we cannot away from the smells, let us get 
 away from the discussion of the odious subject for 
 good and all. Choking, exhausted, sweltering with 
 the hot stifling atmosphere, I continue to shuffle 
 rapidly through the everlasting labyrinths, and turn 
 my attention to the strange shops. Special trades 
 and handicrafts are allotted to special localities, 
 and entire streets are occupied with dealers in coffins, 
 very substantial, handsome in carving and strange in 
 form, for the Chinaman attaches great value and will 
 spend large sums of money on his last tenement. 
 
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226 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 Others are filled with smoking apparatus, with ivory 
 carvings, with silk produce, with provision supplies, 
 or with porcelain ware. Among some of the latter I 
 noticed large collections of old English bottles, which 
 are highly prized, there being a large proportion of 
 Bass' beer bottles, with the familiar red trade-mark 
 and label. These sold for about ^d. each, relatively 
 an extremely high sum. 
 
 There was perfect freedom to stroll into every shop, 
 to turn over the wares higgledy-piggledy, and yet to 
 make not the smallest purchase. The traders were 
 lost in gaping wonder at the strange aspect of the 
 customers, at their extraordinary dress, their long 
 hair, their, to them, grotesque features, and especially 
 at the stupendous size of their noses. Kemember that 
 this organ in the Chinese is represented by a little 
 pat of putty. 
 
 When I really meant business and wished to buy, 
 a scene of chaffering and wrangling took place more 
 appropriate to fishwomen at Billingsgate than to the 
 purchase transactions of an English gentleman. 
 
 ' How much ? ' I ask. 
 
 * Ten tollare ' (ten dollars) is the reply. 
 
 * Oh,' genuinely moving away, ' that is too much.' 
 
 * How much will give ? ' is the eager inquiry. 
 
 * How much ? ' I say contemptuously ; ' why, about 
 three dollars.' 
 
 * Can do, can do ! ' is the joyful assent, and before 
 I can say * knife ' the article is transferred to my 
 
HANKOW. 227 
 
 possession. Next time I am more crafty, and instead 
 of offering a third of the sum demanded, name a 
 fifth. 
 
 But all this chaffering is excessively distasteful. 
 Of course it is all carried on by means of interpreters, 
 and when it comes to paying, my ' boy ' takes off some 
 of the heavy necklaces of cash under which he has 
 been staggering, and unstrings a few hundreds of 
 these clumsy coins. 
 
 This process of paying is mechanically a trouble- 
 some business ; as I have already explained, there is 
 no gold coinage whatever, and very little silver. In 
 ordinary cases of minor value, even silver coins are 
 looked at suspiciously — they are little known to the 
 mass of tradesmen here. They are fingered, chattered 
 and disputed over in a tedious manner, until after 
 some experience I adopted the expedient of loading 
 my ' boy ' with necklaces of copper cash, of which 
 about 1,100 equal 3s. 8d., or 24 equal Id. They are 
 small disks of metal with square holes punched out 
 of the centre, as means whereby they may be strung, 
 and clearly a back-breaking weight represents a very 
 small sum. 
 
 On one occasion my conductor led me through 
 many a weary maze in search of a particular shop 
 wherewith he assured me I should be enraptured. It 
 proved to contain a collection of Lowther Arcade 
 refuse stock, of every imaginable description, and 
 the ideal of everything that was trumpery — broken 
 
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228 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 accordions, gingerbread ornaments, children's toys, 
 and for all of which were demanded preposterous 
 prices. 
 
 It was a subject of incessant interest to watch 
 their manufactures, wherein, although great industry 
 and a quaint sort of ingenuity were displayed, there 
 was a primitiveness and simplicity of the patriarchs. 
 There was no vestige of steam machinery, although 
 one would have supposed that the steam appliances on 
 board the tea ships would have suggested how advan- 
 tageously they might be utilised for general industries. 
 No, * old-o custom ' again interposes ; let us beware of 
 the vicious innovations of those foreigners. Such 
 mechanical, routine processes as silk winding and 
 weaving, for example, are carried on entirely by hand. 
 A dozen naked creatures manipulating threads, warps, 
 woofs, shuttles, and wheels, which could have been 
 worked with double the efficiency, and at a tithe of 
 the cost, by a single steam crank. Even grinding 
 corn is performed in a manner which it may be sup- 
 posed was pursued by Abraham and Lot. There is 
 the threshing floor, across which a current of air 
 blows and carries off the chaff ; there the uncovered 
 mill-stones, and there the Oriental-looking, meek-eyed 
 buffaloes tramping in a circle, in endless monotony. 
 Those meek-eyed buffaloes, by the way, display a good 
 deal of sour Chinese bigotry. Though they are 
 blinded with leather pads, in an instant they discover 
 by their scent the proximity of us Europeans ; they 
 
HANKOW. 229 
 
 sniff, stamp, and evince a raging desire to make for 
 us if they could only ascertain our whereabouts. 
 
 As a rule I used to walk for hours through the 
 most crowded parts of the city, without encountering 
 a single specimen of a European, or at most one 
 missionary or official agent, almost undistinguishable 
 in the recesses of a covered sedan-chair, in which he 
 was being hurried rapidly along. My appearance, 
 therefore, leisurely investigating afoot, aroused a con- 
 siderable amount of curiosity, and young and old 
 quickly gathered around me in unsavoury proximity. 
 So long as I was on the move it was always possible 
 to keep the numbers down to some twelve or fourteen ; 
 but the moment I halted or went into a shop they 
 clustered around me unpleasantly close, criticising my 
 appearance and acts evidently in no favourable man- 
 ner, and when I wished to resume progress my way 
 was for some time actually barred. 
 
 I cannot say there was any overt act of hostility 
 against me, but the demeanour of the rabble was 
 habitually distinctly scowling and unfriendly. I was 
 classed as one of the foreign devils, somewhat more 
 unpopular at that time than usual owing to the French 
 transactions at Tonquin ; for in the minds of the 
 Chinese all Europeans are bracketed together be they 
 English, French, Germans, or Eussians. This covert 
 aversion in every countenance of a surrounding crowd 
 gave a very unpleasant sensation of the necessity of 
 never-failing watchfulness, prudence, and forbearance. 
 
230 ENGLISH CHINA 
 
 A wrangle, and in an instant the consequences might 
 be serious. 
 
 I must own that on more than one occasion there 
 lay ensconced in the bottom of my pocket, but handy 
 for instant use, a small loaded revolver, and a hand- 
 ful of loose cartridges. Of what avail against a crowd 
 of assailants ? Of much, if driven by dire necessity to 
 produce it. A totally defenceless European might be 
 instantly kicked or hustled to death, where one armed 
 with a six-shooter might, with resolution, clear a lane 
 for himself through a Chinese rabble, each individual 
 of whom, fearful lest a bullet should find a billet in 
 his particular head, would with national pusillanimity 
 shrink aside from a resolute Englishman, before 
 whom they intuitively cower. It seems almost super- 
 fluous to remark that in such contingencies the keynote 
 is instant action and resolution. A faltering moment 
 and the position becomes desperate. I found the 
 demeanour which secured for me the greatest freedom 
 from annoyance was a more masterful one than would 
 be wise or indeed would be tolerated in a civilised 
 city. ' Step aside, idlers and toilers, wayfarers and 
 bucket -carrying coolies; you must needs make way 
 for me. I will not diverge one inch for you,' and 
 without fail was the tacit demand conceded. ' Very 
 boorish and ill-judged,' do you say ? No, not here. A 
 Chinaman would regard your mutual give and take 
 of civilised courtesy as an acknowledgment of your 
 inferiority, and quite possibly might next proceed to 
 
HANKOW. 231 
 
 hustle you. As one old resident once put it to me : 
 if a passer-by in England were to spit in your face 
 you would knock him down. A parallel insult is in- 
 tended when a Chinaman jostles a European. 
 
 After all, however, so far as is practicable deal 
 with every incipient quarrel ere it has developed into 
 aught serious with a laugh and a joke, so far as a joke 
 can be perpetrated by gestures. The rabble will in- 
 stantly respond, and, under cover of this, you can 
 retire with dignity. But beware, above all things, of 
 sarcasm or scorn. To this ridicule a Chinaman is 
 childishly sensitive, and prone to take desperate and 
 vengeful offence at the slightest indication thereof. 
 
 Now that the first feelings of bewilderment and 
 dazedness has w^orn off, let us watch those minutiae 
 of street scenery which reveal so much of the national 
 character. At frequent intervals I see men having 
 their pigtails tidied up by professional barbers or by 
 the friendly aid of a neighbour — to perform the opera- 
 tion alone would be quite impracticable. The un- 
 plaited queue streams in thick masses four or five 
 feet in length down to the ground. So it really is 
 in most cases your own, and not borrowed. The 
 luxuriance is remarkable, though the quality takes 
 away all admiration ; of one intense, uniform black, 
 even in children coarse and straight as wire; 
 slimy, clammy, and unhandsome. One soft, brown 
 English curl, which one would caress as the plumage 
 of a beautiful bird, would be worth a whole sackful of 
 
232 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 this horsehair. What a careful dry shave over three- 
 fourths of the forepart of the skull, which process has 
 to be repeated about every six days ! What a feminine 
 brushing and plaiting and finishing up of the pigtail 
 with ribbon, white when mourning is represented. 
 You nasty creatures ! every single one of your actions 
 has an element of dirt in it, and here you wind up 
 with a filthy operation on the ears. 
 
 'Boy, why do you submit to such bother with 
 your hair ? Why do you not wear it like mine ? ' 
 
 * No savvy. Every Chinaman do same ting; old-o 
 custom.' 
 
 * Well, I savvy ; 300 years ago, the Tartars con- 
 quered you and compelled you to wear the national 
 type of servitude, pigtails, and you have continued 
 the custom without comprehending the meaning.' 
 
 The pigtail is valued as dearly as life, and to be 
 without one is the sign of a rebel. 
 
 I remember noticing at Foochow a man who, in 
 consequence of his father's participation in rebellion, 
 was under sentence of permanent deprivation of his 
 pigtail. A more abased, shame-stricken wretch it 
 would be difficult to imagine. He had adopted the 
 clothes of a European, and seemed to be constantly 
 in cringing conciliation of the English favour. 
 
 Boy-children of scarcely a year old are shaved as 
 to their skulls and equipped with a miniature black 
 pigtail, depending down their yellow little necks. 
 Old men, naturally as bald as coots, carefully twist 
 
HANKOW. 233 
 
 up their few scanty grey hairs about the nape, into 
 the size and shape of a mouse's tail. On the other 
 hand, if they be grandfathers, custom concedes to 
 them alone the right of wearing moustaches, which at 
 soonest is never worn until forty years have been 
 attained. For some occult reason — certainly not 
 veneration, for they are incapable of that — advanced 
 age is considered a great merit. *What is your 
 honourable age ? ' is a frequent form of polite 
 questioning. As a matter of fact, nature seems to 
 deny the whole race of Chinese any hair whatever 
 on the face until they are about fifty years old, and 
 then in very mangy quantities. 
 
 What an enormous number of fresh-water fish, 
 chiefly carp and eels, just gasping out their lives, are 
 exposed for sale in tubs ! Coarse, innutritious food, 
 no doubt, comparable to a tallow candle stuck thickly 
 full of bristles ; but so very little animal food suffices 
 for the needs of the Chinese. I often meet them carry- 
 ing three or four gudgeon-looking creatures, strung 
 with great care on a rush, according to the method 
 of the fisher- schoolboy. Or look there at woman 
 after woman carrying with elaborate precaution two 
 or three ounces of animal matter, clearly destined 
 to form the accompaniment to the family mid-day 
 meal of rice. I say ' animal matter ' advisedly, for 
 to define the nasty morsel more accurately would be 
 perplexing. I should hazard the conjecture that as a 
 rule it consists of the brain and eyeballs of a rat, with 
 
234 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 a piece of the viscera of a pig in an imperfect state of 
 health and preservation. The mere sight sends a 
 shiver down the back. 
 
 Here I come across a street full of eating-houses. 
 Upon the floor is heaped every edible in a Chinese 
 dietary : some hissing hot lumps of roast pork and 
 gelatinous stews, fish rapidly decomposing, livid 
 joints, bean cakes resembling tablets of honey soap ; 
 their one civilised eating luxury — roast duck, and 
 various dark treacly masses, which quiver as they are 
 divided. The tea-houses are better. Tea alone is sold 
 there ; the * fixings ' are clean, and the occupants are 
 quieter than those of an English beer-house. Look 
 at those everlasting coolies and their bamboo supports 
 and packages, or, ten times worse, buckets. Always 
 at a rapid jog-trot, as being the pace most in con- 
 formity with the elastic bendings of the bamboo, 
 always toiling with might and main — one of their few 
 virtues — and always emitting horrible howls, more 
 or less loud in proportion to the weight of their 
 burdens. These groaning apostrophes apparently 
 afi'ord them infinite relief, but the annoying clamour 
 they originate may be gathered from the fact that in 
 most English concessions this coolie-groaning is 
 strictly forbidden, though the enforcement of the pro- 
 hibition can only be carried out with great difficulty. 
 
 These pigs — the in England highly prized, queer- 
 snouted, aboriginal pigs of China — wander about the 
 labyrinths, and are for ever getting in one's way, but 
 
, HANKOW. 235 
 
 they are less objectionable than the aboriginal human 
 beings. They are here largely consumed, but no 
 European would under any compulsion dream of 
 touching a morsel of their foul-fed flesh. A piece of 
 Chinese pork is a synonym for the acme of that which 
 is horrible, and if a native official presents as a 
 * cumshaw ' (complimentary gift) a loin of pork, it is 
 instantly handed over to coolies. Mother-pigs too 
 contribute to the Chinese dairy. Cows, and even 
 goats, are unknown as farm- stock, and therefore milk 
 does not exist as an article of diet, which in some 
 measure may account for the sickness of the children. 
 
 Here is a peep-show. Think twice ere you look at 
 it. The first two or three pictures will be singularly 
 pastoral and innocent ; the next two or three will be 
 ingeniously and grotesquely obscene. Here again is 
 a fortune-telling bird, an ordinary-looking little 
 creature, cooped up in the narrowest of cages, impli- 
 citly believed in by the superstition and the credulity 
 of sceptics to forecaste fate by picking out with its 
 beak a particular card from amongst a pack spread 
 before it. 
 
 Now w^e stumble across a queer description of pro- 
 cession. Everyone looks so extremely cheerful that I 
 should have taken it for a w^edding, were it not for the 
 handsome, substantial, dark wooden coffin, not at all 
 like the English conventional skull and crossbones 
 pattern, in rear. Behind us is borne a paper image of 
 a white cock, symbol of the creature into the body of 
 
236 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 which it is believed the soul of the deceased passes at 
 the moment of dissolution. The cortege winds up 
 with various sorts of provisions, a small baked pig 
 being especially noticeable. These funeral feasts are 
 carried out on a most rationally economical principle. 
 The ghosts of the departed, it is argued, can feast 
 only on the spiritual essences of the food, and there- 
 fore, after it has done duty in dumb show at the 
 grave, it is devoured with a great deal of relish by 
 the mourners. Mourners indeed ! I have seldom 
 seen a more grinning, jovial, talkative lot ; not a 
 vestige of a tear or a sigh from the nearest relations 
 close to the corpse. A Chinaman laughs when he 
 tells you of the death of a friend, even though he be 
 dear to him. Nor can I think this was merely the 
 concealment of real deep feelings, for I believe that a 
 less affectionate race of creatures than the Chinese do 
 not exist on the face of the earth. 
 
 Carefully on the look-out for the expression of the 
 emotions, I have never yet seen a Chinese mother kiss 
 her baby, or any interchange of caresses between any 
 two individuals. I have never even witnessed a tear, 
 a sigh, or a sob, except indeed on two occasions — at 
 Hong Kong,^ and near Foochow — where I came across 
 a woman making a formal set lamentation over a hill- 
 side grave, with gestures, invocations, and discordant 
 yelps, suggestive of the most perfunctory of perform- 
 ances. It is singular, moreover, that the Chinese nod 
 
 ' See p. 14. 
 
HANKOW. 237 
 
 the head in token of affirmative, but that the nega- 
 tive shake is unknown amongst them. 
 
 Here comes a rehgious show ; it is as well to get 
 under a doorway while it passes, for it sweeps along 
 the entire width of the alley, and, like many another 
 religious show, is arrogant in claiming for itself 
 exclusive rights of mummer deference and egotistical 
 space. Tomtoms and cymbals, rabble and priests, 
 precede it and follow it. In the centre is a grotesque 
 idol, nearly shrouded in canopies, and bedizened with 
 abundance of tawdry insignia. I have seen shows not 
 unlike it, though less of a burlesque, in Eoman Catho- 
 lic countries. In rear of the procession are conveyed 
 two little demon idols, with a distinct though carefully 
 restricted amount of honour. The Chinese, in the 
 midst of honour done to their gods, almost invariably 
 pay a little simultaneous court to their devils, on the 
 principle of making sure of both powers. 
 
 From this procession I turn by a natural transi- 
 tion to a joss-house, a general description of which I 
 have given elsewhere,^ but many possess special 
 characteristics of their own. For example, one at 
 Shanghai contained a greater multiplicity of inferior 
 idols : I counted about thirty-six of them. Eather 
 larger than human size, tawdry in decoration, of 
 course of grotesque ugliness, and ranged along both 
 sides of the temple. One idol was especially efficacious 
 in answering the prayers of the sorrowful childless. 
 
 ' See p. 202. 
 
238 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 A repulsive-looking priest rushed up to me, and with 
 many gesticulations set going a ' chin-chin ' (worship), 
 tomtoms banging, lights burning, and incense smoul- 
 dering, finally violently claiming high payment for the 
 display. 
 
 At another joss-house I was invited to pry into 
 my futurity by the casting of lots. A vase full of 
 rolled up spills, on each of which was marked a 
 number, was put into my hand, and by a jerk of the 
 wrist I shook a single one out. Its corresponding 
 number was then sought out of some sacred ciphered 
 sentences on separate slips, and from it I was supposed 
 to be able to deduce my future good or evil fortune. I 
 may remark that the Chinese have a philosophical 
 principle that each one can absorb a certain limited 
 amount of good fortune, and that any superfluity does 
 harm. The only individuals who regarded the process 
 with greater unconcealed contempt than myself were 
 the joss-house functionaries themselves. 
 
 I suppose there are few countries in the world 
 where there is a more elaborate and ostentatious 
 machinery for upholding the action of the law, as 
 certainly there are none where such action is distorted 
 into the most barefaced iniquity and oppression. 
 Maladministration and an absence of public probity 
 are universal, the mandarins being chiefly occupied in 
 raising money by outrageously nefarious means. The 
 Yamen (native court-house) is a constant place of re- 
 ference in all official transactions, whether with the 
 
HANKOW. 239 
 
 Chinese or with Europeans, and a Yamen next enHsts 
 my attention. On its outside archways are stone 
 figures of fanciful monsters, or rudely executed pic- 
 tures in flaring colours of savage beasts, dragons spit- 
 ting flames, tigers with appalling fangs and claws, in 
 grinning rage, and apparently intended to warn the 
 population not to come within the grasp of the law. 
 
 As an instance of bullying being defeated by a 
 swagger, which was justified by success, I may men- 
 tion that in one Yamen at Foochow, I and my com- 
 panions asked to see the interior of the com't-house. 
 ' No can, Mandarin [magistrate] not there.' We 
 resume our progress through the streets, and in a few 
 minutes are overtaken by breathless myrmidons of 
 the law. * Mandarin say he must savvy who you are 
 — what your names — what you want here' — through 
 an interpreter. ' You impudent fellows ! ' we angrily 
 reply. * How dare you speak to us in that way ? 
 Just go back and tell the mandarin to mind his 
 own business, and not to send insolent messages to 
 Englishmen.' Now the result quite excused the arro- 
 gant answer. Had we submitted ourselves to the 
 authority, we might probably have been subjected to 
 serious inconvenience, whereas, as a matter of fact, 
 the emissaries shrank away cowed, and, though we 
 lingered about the place for a considerable time, we 
 were not subjected to any further annoyance. 
 
 To resume. In the vicinity of the Yamens were 
 disposed several cages constructed of bamboo, with 
 
240 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 gaps between the poles. Each cage was full of pri- 
 soners, and each set of prisoners represented a sight 
 distressing to humanity. The passing throng cast 
 glances at them of feeble curiosity, but I could only 
 marvel with painful interest at a scene so tho- 
 roughly typical of this strange, cruel, little-known 
 people and of their backward civilisation, one of the 
 features of which is a stolid inhumanity to man and 
 beast, and a total indifference to sufferings however 
 piteous. One day at Foochow the struggles of a 
 drowning man absorbed the interest of a crowd, who 
 nevertheless made not the slightest effort to rescue 
 him. A bystander, unable to obtain a clear view, 
 expressed a doubt whether the man had really per- 
 ished, whereupon the irritated mob immediately tossed 
 the sceptic into the river with the remark, * You had 
 better go and look after him yourself.' He, too, per- 
 ished. Their wanton torture of their domestic ani- 
 mals is a daily sight in the streets. To rescue human 
 life even at a minimum amount of personal risk never 
 enters their heads. Compassion is an unknown factor 
 in their unamiable hearts, and how then should they 
 display any pity for those on whom the law has 
 laid its hands. Men and women, boys and girls, 
 young and old, there they were huddled indiscrimi- 
 nately together ; the entirely innocent — for there are 
 always many such incarcerated, victims of mandarin 
 extortion — with the indisputably guilty, unless nature 
 has told a malignant falsehood respecting their scoun- 
 
HANKOW. 241 
 
 drelly physiognomies ; a few are cheery, more look 
 miserable, and still more stolid and indifferent. But 
 all without exception, inured and acclimatised as they 
 are, cannot fail to suffer dreadfully from the heat, 
 the stifling atmosphere, and the swarms of musquitoes 
 and other insects. In some cases their friends have 
 come to supply them with food and drink, and are 
 talking to them through the bars. 
 
 I look a little more closely and I see that a certain 
 proportion of the captives are being subjected to 
 the torture of the cangue, or heavy wooden collar 
 — not, remember, as in our infliction at Shanghai 
 on Chinese criminals, a mere advertisement of their 
 offence and restriction of their freedom, but down- 
 right severe torture, bearing some resemblance 
 similar in its nature to the rack, the boot, and the 
 thumbscrew. The sufferers' hands are bound, the 
 collar projects far outwards all around, the griev- 
 ous weight is pressing heavily on their shoulder 
 blades, and in course of time swelling of the bones 
 and festering ensues. With expressions of patiently 
 borne yet extreme pain the miserable creatures seek 
 for a little alleviation by jamming the edges of the 
 cangue against the sides of their prison, and in this 
 attitude they stand for hours, tortured with ever-in- 
 creasing bodily anguish, with fever, weariness, and 
 thirst. My thoughts travel back to the middle 
 ages at the sight of these terrible cages, with their 
 animal-like captives, who are treated with much less 
 
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242 ENGLISH CHmA. ^ 
 
 humanity than civilised nations would treat trapped 
 vermin. 
 
 Of course a few cash induce the nondescript ruffian- 
 looking prison officials to answer all my inquiries, and 
 to show me over some of the precincts. These triangu- 
 lar wooden frameworks, like our rough paling round 
 single trees, are strangling machines, and are in fre- 
 quent requisition. The prisoner's neck is screwed up 
 within so that his toes can just touch the ground. 
 Very slowly he chokes, and becomes insensible. Then 
 he is cast loose and revived ; then choked again ; and 
 so backwards and forwards until, at the discretion of 
 the head functionary, his life is finally extinguished. 
 * To-day is an unfortunate day,' says my guide. * No 
 executions happen to be on hand, but if you will come 
 two or three days hence you may see plenty. Mean- 
 while I can show you several murderers awaiting 
 their turn for disposal,' and before I can realise what 
 I am to behold^ I am ushei-ed into a separate prison 
 yard. In an instant ten or twelve frenzied-looking 
 creatures shuffle up to me, some men, some women. 
 Forbidden to wear pigtails, their long black hair is 
 flying in Medusa-locks about their heads ; the heavy 
 fetters of remote tradition clank on their arms and 
 legs; wild, ragged, maniacal-looking, they address 
 ^themselves to me with furious gesture and raging 
 speech. I can only suppose they have become dis- 
 traught with suffering and terror. They are every 
 one of them atrocious murderers, and every one of 
 
HANKOW. 243 
 
 them qualified for the next batch of executions, though 
 the actual date of the punishment of each is rendered 
 cruelly uncertain. What do they want of me ? Oh, 
 money to buy food and opium. Well, there are thirty 
 cash (lid.) for you, dreadful woman, who poisoned 
 your grown-up daughter, and one hundred and twenty 
 (about 5d.) for you, comparatively light offender, 
 who murdered your friend. The recipients are quite 
 satisfied. 
 
 While on the subject of murderers I will retail the 
 account given me by an English resident at Pekin of 
 a scene of execution which he witnessed. A criminal, 
 tightly bound and in a miserable condition through 
 ill-treatment and terror, was dragged to the place of 
 public execution and brought before the presiding man- 
 darin. Knocked over, prostrate, his captors banged 
 his head against the ground, in imitation of the 
 habitual voluntary gesture of obedience. Now it is a 
 fundamental principle of Chinese jurisprudence that 
 a prisoner before he can be executed must not only 
 make a public confession and written acknowledgment 
 of his guilt, but must entreat that capital punishment 
 may be inflicted on him. Should he prove unaccommo- 
 dating in the matter of this formality, he is taken 
 back to prison and subjected to a little further torture 
 and ill-treatment, until at last he will recognise that 
 death is the least of the two evils. In this instance 
 the prisoner was perfectly amenable. 'Yeow'— or 
 some similar word signifying ' Pray do ! ' shouts 
 
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244 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 the executioner in his ear suggestively. ' Yeow,' 
 howls the wretch. * Ah, hearken, people,' says the 
 mandarin. 'He acknowledges his crime, and begs 
 to be allowed to expiate it. Go on, executioner.' 
 Whereupon that functionary, with a grotesque 
 affectation of scrupulous precaution against the sub- 
 stitution of a scapegoat, with a piece of red chalk 
 ruddles a line down the prisoner's neck, who is then 
 dragged back a short distance. An assistant seizing 
 his pigtail drags it until the neck is in a state of 
 tension, the sword descends, and decapitation is 
 easily and neatly effected. The bleeding remains 
 are then dragged up to the mandarin's chair, and 
 head and trunk are placed in juxtaposition, so that 
 the ruddled marks may correspond, in fact just as we 
 test the accuracy of a cheque by the counterfoil. The 
 total number of criminals paraded was twenty, but of 
 these only fifteen were executed. A certain number 
 are habitually reprieved just as the sword is about to 
 descend, sent back to prison for about a year, and 
 then brought out again. So that the miserable 
 prisoner is kept in all the horrors of uncertainty until 
 the blade is raised. But if reprieved three times his 
 life is finally spared. 
 
 There are three degrees of capital punishment : 
 * To be cut into one thousand pieces '—the most severe 
 sentence reserved for the crime of parricide or matri- 
 cide, and I have no particular quarrel with its being 
 regarded in this country of ancestral worship as the 
 
HANKOW. 245 
 
 most horrible wickedness which it is possible to com- 
 mit. The criminal is stabbed and slashed in non- 
 vital parts for such a length of time as niay seem fit 
 to the presiding mandarin ere he receives his coup de 
 grace. Next comes simple decapitation ; and last of 
 all strangulation, which is held in higher favour than 
 the other two methods, inasmuch as the criminals are 
 then sure that in the next world there is no prospect 
 of the wrong head being fitted on to the body. 
 
 Well, we have had enough of this native prison, 
 with its spectacles of misery and bodily torture ; but, 
 though we may hasten from the precincts of the en- 
 closures, I cannot, as a faithful narrator, so far as lies 
 in my power, of native city sights and characteristics, 
 let you off from the consideration of one of the most 
 prominent features of Chinese life — the never-ceasing 
 action and tyrannical meddling of the civil power. 
 Here comes a mandarin's procession, swaggering 
 along, before which the quaking natives give way in 
 shrinking submission. All authorities in China are 
 surrounded by satellites, such as bodyguards and 
 police agents. The mandarin we now meet is preceded 
 by two lictors, with rods, in black caps, and two 
 executioners in red caps. Next walks his aide-de- 
 camp, his head protected from the sun by an enormous 
 gay umbrella, carried by two men; then the great 
 man himself in a handsomely decorated, closed sedan- 
 chair, borne by six coolies. After all, the terror with 
 which they are regarded is perfectly reasonable, con- 
 
246 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 sidering the enormous extent of their power of life or 
 death. 
 
 A short time ago the countless mobs of the poorest 
 classes in Hankow showed signs of getting a little out 
 of hand, of becoming somewhat disorderly, and the 
 Taotai considered that a little mild but practical ad- 
 monition would be salutary to the mass. Accordingly 
 his underling executives gathered up, more or less hap- 
 hazard, sixty low class inhabitants, chopped off their 
 heads, and affixed them over sixty gateways. Why the 
 precise number of sixty heads ? Because there were 
 precisely sixty gateways which required this decora- 
 tion. These ghastly grinning headpieces retained 
 their position for so long that the sight and effluvium 
 became unendurable even to the Europeans in the 
 settlement, and the Taotai at last consented to their 
 removal. To gratify my wish, to confirm this un- 
 doubted statement, my guide searches for ' one, two 
 piecey head,' if by chance I may thereby still obtain 
 * good look-see.' No, they have all been removed. 
 
 Semi-officially perpetrated horrors are, indeed, of 
 incessant occurrence in these remote cities, f5r which 
 the head mandarins have always ready some excuse 
 equally plausible and hj^pocritical. Quite recently a 
 man was publicly strangled, with prolonged tortures, in 
 one of the above described wooden frameworks. Said 
 the British Consul remonstratingly : ' It is no part of my 
 business to take exception to the capital punishment. 
 But why did you not carry it out in a manner less 
 
HANKOW 247 
 
 revolting to humanity and civilisation ? ' * Oh,' re- 
 plied, in substance, the Taotai, 'you are under a mis- 
 conception ; we were without the necessary authority 
 from Pekin, and we had no intention of inflicting death 
 at all. We merely put him in the strangling machine 
 to punish him a little, and while there he happened 
 to die.' 
 
 Again, a short time previously. Dr. Begg, the 
 skilled English official doctor, a most trustworthy and 
 enlightened source of information, witnessed, he told 
 me, a large crowd gathered round a flaming pile. He 
 ascertained that a Buddhist nun was being burned to 
 death. His allegation of a fact, which really virtually 
 occurred then and there before his eyes, was pooh- 
 poohed and hushed up. But how can we doubt its 
 actual occurrence ? 
 
 Will you next accompany me, reader, in my visit 
 to some * guilds,' as the Europeans designate certain 
 traditionally celebrated institutions of all important 
 Chinese cities ? The two selected for inspection were 
 the Shangsi and Tchangsi corporations, perhaps the 
 most celebrated in the Chinese Empire. The build- 
 ings alone cost over 75,000Z. each, an enormous 
 sum when the abundance of costly material at hand, 
 and the nominal price even of skilled labour, are 
 considered. They have been completed within the 
 last five years, and permission to view them was only 
 obtained after preconcerted arrangements with the 
 mandarins. These guilds, which greatly resembled 
 
248 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 one another, strongly illustrated the absence of com- 
 bination in Chinese architecture, as in every Chinese 
 undertaking. For example, we were shown over a 
 series of halls until we lost entire count of their 
 numbers, each individually a wonder of beauty and 
 magnificence, and yet bearing not the slightest 
 relation to its neighbour as regards builder's plans, 
 purposes for which designed, or style of decoration. 
 Elaborate galleries could only be reached by pigeon- 
 house ladders, magnificent halls through coal-hole- 
 like staircases. However, this haycock of wealth, 
 and, in a vitiated sense, of beauty and art, when 
 examined in detail was of extreme interest, and pro- 
 bably constitutes objects without any sort of parallel 
 throughout the world. 
 
 Their banqueting halls were enormous in area. 
 The centre space was unroofed, as is quite permissible 
 in such a climate, and thereby greatly added to the 
 sense of vastness. A fountain played in the centre, 
 and around the sides the space was arranged in wide 
 covered archways. Here again is evinced the absence 
 of co-operation. The hall contains no central table 
 whereat, according to Western notions, a president 
 may exhibit his pompous disposition, and the members 
 bore one another with orations which are but 
 self-glorifications in ambush. Instead, innumerable 
 small tables to accommodate six or eight are scattered 
 about, and here the company unstring their tongues 
 in the ceaseless talk so dear to a Chinaman, be- 
 
HANKOW. 249 
 
 cause as no one requires an audience, each man is at 
 liberty to speak simultaneously. At one end stands 
 the inevitable stage, destitute of scenery, but an end- 
 less amount of wonderful, intricate carving, which is 
 carefully protected by wire gauze, about the flies and 
 margins of raised platforms. There is throughout a 
 considerable amount of decoration on a large scale 
 in the way of arches, pillars, and gateways, and on a 
 small scale in gilding and minute carving. But the 
 all-pervading impression of dirt and dust mars the 
 general effect terribly. 
 
 Now I crawl up many a flight of ladder steps to 
 the galleries, and in an instant I am struck dumb 
 with astonishment, and — rare sensation in China — 
 with admiration. Assuming that one acre measures 
 about seventy yards each way, several acres of guild 
 roofing and ceiling are exposed to my view, and every 
 square inch inside and out is covered with porcelain 
 ware of surpassing brilliancy, delicacy, and beauty. 
 Imagine the treasures of a dozen Mortlocks in the 
 shape of the most valuable breakfast, dinner, and 
 dessert services spread out before you most neatly 
 and artistically affixed to the roofs of Eegent Street 
 in a bright July sun. There is not a scrap of coarse 
 work ; the yellows, the purples, the blues, and the 
 reds are of the most delicately blended colours, and 
 these superb, elliptically shaped tiles slope gently up 
 to the topmost ridges where at home we should look 
 for chimney-pots, and wind down to the eaves where 
 
250 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 we should expect gutters, finishing off with twists 
 which are rather Chinese-ish and pagoda-ish, but 
 which certainly cannot be called out of place. 
 Eeally a few dozen of these tiles turned into a 
 dessert service would constitute a magnificent wed- 
 ding present. And the final finish to this splendour 
 of decoration is given by some beautiful dark-wooden 
 fretwork lining the porcelain inside and out. 
 
 Next I go over several joss temples. Will you 
 come too ? No — better not. I have already spoken so 
 much about them, and have still so much more to say 
 concerning certain remote and unknown shrines, that 
 repetition will place me in additional imminent danger 
 of being cast aside as an intolerable bore. I will 
 only mention that they deviate in no respect from 
 the usual type of every combination of Koman Cath- 
 olic magnificence and meaninglessness, of subdued 
 light and stifling incense, of the richest tawdriness 
 and the most repulsive priests, plus some monstrous 
 figures of Buddha, his wives, and several small devils. 
 
 But if you will accompany me to one of several 
 halls of audience or ceremonies, we can survey that 
 which is scarcely less wonderful and beautiful than 
 the porcelain roofs, and which is most favourably 
 illustrative of painstaking industry and undeveloped 
 wealth of this strange country. The roof of the large 
 hall, lofty and heavy with sombre arches like a 
 typical baronial hall, is supported not only by im- 
 mense dark-wooden cross-beams, but by the most 
 
HANKOW. 251 
 
 stupendous pillars of the same material — in aspect it 
 resembled walnut — which it has ever been my fortune 
 to behold. Of these pillars, eight or ten in number, 
 each is composed of a single trunk which cost 1,000L 
 Beautifully varnished or lacquered over, they glow in 
 various shades of the richest dark mahogany. A 
 collection of seats, compromises between thrones and 
 arm-chairs, are canopied and shrouded by innumer- 
 able folds of lovely silk drapery, the original texture 
 of which is half concealed by a marvel of gold em- 
 broidery. Walnut-wood carvings are ranged on every 
 available space, and is strikingly relieved by gilding of 
 that gold, not brassy, look which only China can pro- 
 duce. 
 
 The ugliest objects in the hall are innumerable 
 carved and gilt dragons, with protruding goggle eyes, 
 indicating ubiquitous vision, and five appalling claws, 
 tokens which represent the Imperial crest, in contra- 
 distinction to the four clawed dragon, and as such 
 are supposed to confer extreme honour on the guild. 
 Around the walls are ranged twenty or thirty gigantic 
 gilded implements which are the insignia of the 
 guild, and are carried in procession on State occa- 
 sions, such as enormous spears, axes, swords, hal- 
 berds, and, most strange of all, a long pole surmounted 
 by a huge hand holding a pen in the attitude of 
 writing. 
 
 Perhaps those who in England vex our souls with 
 swaggering or with selfishly mysterious scrawls — 
 
252 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 selfish because to decipher them necessitates an un- 
 pardonable amount of trouble — might condescend to 
 learn a lesson from the value which the Chinese 
 attach to caligraphy. Numerous carefully preserved 
 manuscripts, some of them two hundred or three 
 hundred years old, are disposed all over the walls, 
 prized not by reason of the purport of what is written, 
 but solely as specimens of perfect handwriting. 
 
 Altogether the general aspect of these audience 
 halls strikes me as imposing and handsome, the sole 
 occasion when to my mind aught that I witnessed in 
 China merited these epithets; and, moreover, there 
 is an air of Eastern golden magnificence and 
 solemnity about them which reminds me inces- 
 santly of the descriptions of the old temple . in 
 Jerusalem. To carry out the parallel, this court- 
 yard might be the outer precincts ; immense ironwork 
 railings, heavily gilded and stretching half-way 
 towards the roof, separate it from yon outside court 
 of the Gentiles, the illusion being further heightened 
 by a few grotesque, squalid-looking figures who bask 
 in the sun, and watch with never-ending curiosity the 
 progress of us, the strange-looking visitors. 
 
 Those who performed the part of cicerones are 
 gratified beyond measure at our wonder and admira- 
 tion. * Come,' say they, hurrying us away eagerly, 
 * we show you what belong to number one good look- 
 see,' is their pidgin expressed promise. What an 
 anti-climax! We are conducted to a Chinese garden, 
 
HATs^KOW. 253 
 
 the acme of all that is finicking, trumpery, and 
 ridiculous. 
 
 The miniature trees, however, are wonderful. Oaks, 
 chestnuts, pines, peach, orange, and cedars growing in 
 flower plots, some of them sixty, some of them thirty 
 years old, but not one of them thirty inches high. To 
 effect this, the tap-root of the seedling is in the first in- 
 stance cut off. Subsequently the suckers are constantly 
 removed, the young shoots pinched back, and the soil 
 continually stirred. The leaves of these dwarfs become 
 by degrees smaller, and their trunks and branches ridi- 
 culously gnarled like miniature patriarchs of the forest. 
 
 I can only liken their gardens to the little plots of 
 ground appertaining to some of the earliest built 
 Wandsworth villas. It is a duplicate of the scene 
 represented on the domestic willow pattern plates. 
 There is a miniature puddle into which trickles a 
 miniature gutter; there are some miniature goldfish, 
 there a miniature arch-bridge and temple, miniature 
 trees artificially stunted, pathways wriggling about 
 like worms all over the poky cramped area, and 
 miniature rock- work. Every inch is economised, but 
 the whole is childish beyond description. I need 
 scarcely say that even on the assumption that one 
 trace of prettiness could have been discernible, it 
 would have been entirely marred by the inevitable 
 accompaniment of a heap of extreme nastiness in a 
 corner, and the normal overpowering stench. 
 
 Our Mandarin entertainer winds up his civilities 
 
254 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 with a repast wherein he has evidently flattered him- 
 self he has combined the luxuries of China with the 
 coarse tastes of Europeans. Champagne, introduced 
 with much circumstance, like tepid gooseberry ; the 
 new season's tea in China cups, each of which con- 
 tains a pinch of the sweet-smelling leaves, sugarless, 
 milkless, pale, and oh ! so good ; melon seeds like 
 little chips of wood ; raw water-chestnuts like elder- 
 pith steeped in sugar ; Chinese pears, yellow and russet 
 like the finest jargonels, but dig your teeth in one 
 and you will find it inferior to an inferior swede ; 
 cigars, always good out here; and, to finish up, 
 five or six very stale sweet biscuits out of a genuine 
 Reading Huntley and Palmer's box. My eyes are 
 riveted during the meal on my host's astonishing 
 finger nails ; nails ! they are talons, projecting 
 literally about three-quarters of an inch from the 
 quick. He is elaborately careful in displaying 
 these beauties of which the Chinese are very proud, 
 as they consider them characteristics of high rank 
 and of exalted avocations which have exempted them 
 from manual work. We part with much ceremony, 
 * Chin-chin ' we incessantly reciprocate, and press 
 together the palms of the hands, by way of intimating 
 *I have the honour to be, sir, your most obedient 
 servant.' Do what I would a European bow or two 
 on my part would slip in, but I fancy he attributed 
 it to a sort of St. Vitus's dance, and replied in Chinese 
 according to the usual form : ' Do not walk fast,' to 
 
HA^^KOW. 255 
 
 which the proper response would have been to the 
 effect, ' Pray sit clown and take your rest.' Hand- 
 shaking is here unknown. 
 
 But ere I quitted these famed guilds, I crawl up 
 to one of the loftiest of its pinnacles, from whence I 
 obtain a complete bird's-eye view of the conjoint 
 cities of Hankow, Hanyan, and Wuchau, and then I 
 realised into how very small an area a vast Chinese 
 population is crammed. The entire expanse is a 
 vast sheet of the curved, traditional Chinese roofs, 
 more dismally black except where porcelain tiles 
 intervene, through exposure to the weather than the 
 dingiest purlieus of Westminster; perfectly level 
 because all the houses are of the same height, un- 
 broken by chimneys, and unmarked by those columns 
 of smoke and factory tpwers without which, or some 
 such conspicuous marks, it is almost impossible to 
 estimate the area of a town. Besides I cannot dis- 
 cover a single opening, I cannot even trace a single 
 street. Ah ! yes, those almost illegible lines indicate 
 the lengths of their narrow labyrinths, with their 
 eight feet of breadth. They argue, ' If room to pass 
 with bucket, what for use of largee road which take 
 up ground ? ' and in a purely utilitarian point of view 
 their reasoning is tenable, for throughout my entire 
 experience of Chinese cities, and indeed country dis- 
 tricts, I have never encountered a single wheeled 
 vehicle of any sort or description, except occasionally 
 a kind of wheelbarrow. 
 
256 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 Perhaps the reader will now understand why the 
 extent of population is so uncertain a factor. That it is 
 enormous in comparison with the number of and area 
 occupied by dwellings is self-evident. But in the 
 absence of a properly organised census this mere 
 huddling together presents an insuperable obstacle to 
 even an approximately accurate calculation. A fire, 
 one would suppose, would be as instantaneously and 
 wholesale destructive as a lump of smoking sulphur 
 thrown into a wasp's nest. Well, a conflagration here 
 is a terrible calamity; but, on the other hand, the 
 sketchy construction of the houses renders their de- 
 molition, and consequently the interposition of a vacant 
 space between the flames, a rapid process ; and see, 
 the masses of wooden houses are intersected at wide 
 intervals by lines of fire-proof brick walls, which limit 
 the effects of destruction. 
 
 We pass an immense number of opium shops ; let 
 us go into some of them, and witness for ourselves the 
 alleged terrible effects of opium smoking, apparently 
 habitually admitted without question as an incontro- 
 vertible fact. There is the long, dark, low opium 
 room, down which are arranged numerous divans of 
 dkty, tawdry, scarlet drapery, on which are stretched 
 the smokers. There are rows of opium pipes, lamps, 
 and various apparatus, together with little jars of 
 about the capacity of a good-sized ink bottle, contain- 
 ing the treacly-looking drug. The atmosphere is 
 sickly and heavy, and perhaps one-third of the inmates 
 
HANKOW. 257 
 
 are stretched in a condition of coma, one-third are 
 smoking, and one-third are lounging vacuously about. 
 Yes, I must own that the occupants are, as a whole, 
 in a miserable condition of stupefaction, and present 
 the aspect of emaciated but perfectly quiet, sluggish 
 drunkards. The silence and stupor are painful, and 
 are only broken by the rare sound of a child's squalling, 
 who is reduced to silent terror by the threat of being 
 given to that foreign devil, which is equivalent to any 
 English menaces of old bogey. 
 
 Now on many occasions I repeated my visits to the 
 opium shops, and always with the same result. I found 
 that these so-called dens by no means reveal any 
 patent amount of evil, except the wasting of money, 
 and as I investigated more and more the whole ques- 
 tion of opium, I became more and more persuaded 
 that the wholesale denunciation of our national 
 wickedness, apparently ignoring the fact that an 
 enormous amount of opium is grown in China itself, 
 contains a good deal of catchpenny claptrap. It 
 w^ould not be listened to by any reasonably wise man 
 for five minutes consecutively if the matter were 
 argumentatively represented and fairly weighed, and 
 if instead of the begging- the- question title-page, * our 
 iniquitous traffic in opium,' were substituted ' British 
 commerce and the exportation of papaver juice.' 
 
 To classify the abuse of opium with that of alcohol 
 is clearly preposterous, inasmuch as the influence of 
 opium does not in the smallest degree tend to mania 
 
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258 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 and violence — indeed, its promptings are precisely in 
 the contrary direction. The Chinaman detests beer, 
 wine, and spirits ; he will not get drunk, but consumes 
 opium instead, and it has been estimated that one- 
 fourth of the population are opium- smokers. Opium 
 represents in fact that nature of stimulant which, 
 however disguised, is used in some form by almost 
 every nation in the world. That opium hinders con- 
 version is absurd ; but, say the missionaries who 
 declaim, but cannot reason, in antagonism to wiser 
 men who can reason, but for want of practice cannot 
 declaim, 'Nothing shall persuade me but that to 
 further the commerce of, and to profit by large 
 revenues raised on, an article the use of which is 
 attended with such appalling evils, must be a national 
 crime.' No — * nothing will convince you,' if you 
 start with that preface; do not let us waste thirty 
 seconds in trying. It would be more hopeful to en- 
 deavour to persuade the total abstainers that to drink 
 a spoonful of alcohol is not an evil equal to prostitu- 
 tion, or a High Church person that to wear peas in 
 his boots and a hair cloth next his skin is not a 
 transcendently pious action. But if it can be esta- 
 blished that the use of opium is not an abuse per se ; 
 that indulgence in small quantities does not necessarily 
 lead to excess ; that moderation herein, like modera- 
 tion in wine, is the rule, and excess the exception ; that 
 opium in small quantities like wine, which ' maketh 
 glad the heart of man,' may be regarded as in many 
 
HANKOW. 259 
 
 cases beneficial and in others as one of those enjoy- 
 ments bountifully bestowed to increase our enjoyment 
 in life — if this be established, is it necessary to add 
 one single word in refutation of the alleged crime of 
 opium commerce ? And those who are best qualified 
 to judge have answered thus to my inquiries : — 
 
 * Do you know many consumers of opium, and are 
 the effects always evil ? ' 
 
 * I know an immense number of people who have 
 consumed opium for twenty years without injury to 
 their health. The practice is almost as common here 
 as tobacco-smoking is in England. Vast numbers 
 have practised it for years and without any ill effects 
 whatever. Some, but a comparatively small minority, 
 have become the slaves of it, and have declined rapidly 
 in mind, body, and general prosperity.' 
 
 * Then I deduce that you consider temptation to 
 excess is not so overpowering ; that a single iota of 
 enjoyment does not irresistibly lure a man to destruc- 
 tion ? ' 
 
 *Most emphatically not. The seductiveness is 
 far less than that of alcohol, its results are far less 
 fatal, and its dominion is far more easily broken 
 through.' 
 
 * Does the practice meet with the condemnation 
 that it is fraught with much general evil of the mass 
 of the reasoning population ? ' 
 
 * By no means. If indulged in moderately it is 
 held a harmless enjoyment, and deprivation would be 
 
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260 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 like depriving the poor labouring man of his pipe in 
 England.' 
 
 But I can adduce far better evidence than my 
 own cursorily gathered information. Dr. Ayres, the 
 eminent prison medical officer at Hong Kong, in con- 
 sequence of the bigoted action taken by the local 
 anti-opium league, felt compelled to set forth the 
 results of his vast practical experience and carefully 
 registered observations concerning the alleged evils of 
 the use of opium. Briefly stated, they are that 
 
 1. Opium smoking neither emaciates the body nor 
 enervates the mind if indulged in moderately. Of 
 course a man may starve his stomach by it as by 
 tobacco, if to indulge in the luxury he applies money 
 which should be spent in the purchase of food. 
 
 2. Prisoners who are old and confirmed opium 
 smokers when deprived of their opium suffer no 
 greater inconvenience than is experienced by the de- 
 privation of any luxury to which a man is habituated. 
 Neither their weight or their health is affected by opium 
 smoking being prescribed or withheld as a medical 
 measure. On liberation from imprisonment its re- 
 sumption is attended with no ill results. 
 
 3. The great proportion of opium is consumed in 
 the form of smoking, and not in chewing or drinking. 
 But when the two latter practices are resorted to, the 
 evils are great and unmitigated, and can be vindicated 
 by none of the arguments which apply to smoking. 
 
 May not this latter point be the solution of all 
 
HANKOW. 261 
 
 the contradictions and misapprehensions ? May it 
 not be that the opium eater, who is comparatively 
 seldom met with, but who invariably offers a pitiable 
 object of physical and mental decadence, is indis 
 criminately taken as a representative of the opium 
 smoker, and that the sins of the vice of excess have 
 been laid on the moderate gratification of an innocent 
 indulgence. As for the opium tax, it rests on the 
 same foundation as that on spirits. It renders dear 
 an article which is harmless if used temperately, but 
 injurious if indulged in to excess. 
 
 I was once present at the receipt and examining 
 by a mercantile firm of a large and valuable consign- 
 ment of opium. The precious treasure was carefully 
 packed in ordinary casks. The hard earthy-looking 
 balls, almost in the condition in which they had been 
 scraped from the poppies in Persia, were of the size 
 and weight of a cricket ball ; cut open they presented 
 a laudanum look and smell, and needed but little 
 melting and purifying to transform them into the 
 thick glutinous mass ready for immediate use. 
 
 I induced a wealthy Compradore — Chinese agent 
 of an English mercantile establishment — to invite me 
 to his house that I might experience to some small 
 extent the sensations of an opium smoker's gratifica- 
 tion. There was the still, cool, quiet room with its 
 subdued light, its handsome scarlet luxurious divan, 
 and its necessary apparatus of pipes, lamps, and 
 implements, and there were the cups of tea. By 
 
2Q2 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 direction of my host I stretch niyself at full length 
 and place the amber mouthpiece in my mouth, while 
 he manipulates the appliances. A lump about the 
 size of a pea of the semi- viscous opium is drawn out 
 with a small silver sort of skewer ; the substance is for 
 a few seconds frizzed in the lamp, then placed in a 
 hollow in the pipe stem, rather than in a bowl, then 
 frizzed again with the red-hot point of the skewer, 
 and I am told to inhale. About four whiffs of 
 rather sickly, sleepy, but pleasant smoke are the 
 result, when the small spluttering pea goes out, and 
 the fidgeting with more opium is resumed. ' Well,' 
 said I at last, tired of the apparent preliminaries, 
 
 * but when is the real smoking going to begin ? ' 
 
 * Begin, why you are hard at it.' And after a few 
 more inhalations, which produce rather giddy, Dover 
 and Calais sensations, I arrive at the conclusion that 
 to derive the slightest gratification from opium 
 smoking, a long apprenticeship is indispensable. 
 
 But we have now been toiling through Hankow 
 from eleven till two, on foot the whole time, for 
 though a sedan-chair is possible, it is not under the 
 circumstances pleasant, through miles of alleys in the 
 closest contact with everything which to a European 
 is odious. 1 may fairly urge that I have had enough 
 of it. So passing through a waterside population 
 living in the most fragile of rush pens, called * mat- 
 houses,' such as might be suitable cover in England 
 for a few chickens, I make my way to the river's 
 
HANKOW. 263 
 
 edge, and quickly jumping into a sampan I escaped 
 from the curiosity crowd following me in numbers at 
 this moment, as I counted, exactly forty. 
 
 The river Yang-tsze Kiang is at this point about 
 a mile broad, and crowded with every description of 
 boat, from mandarin junks to the ordinary sampan, 
 as densely as the city streets of London at three o'clock 
 in the afternoon. But our boatmen thread their 
 rapid way with the most remarkable dexterity, cutting 
 in and out with the nice calculation of a London 
 coachman, and at the very last moment avoiding even 
 a graze where a violent collision seemed inevitable. 
 
 My flagging interest is once more roused by this 
 remarkable water highway. There is a junk laden to its 
 gunwales with copper cash, and yet the amount esti- 
 mated does not in value exceed 5Z., or about 29,000 coins. 
 Money in this instance scarcely seems to fulfil its func- 
 tion of being a convenient means of exchange. There 
 are a large number of war junks armed with a single 
 swivel gun, probably a S.B. 6 -pounder, altogether 
 beneath contempt for warfare against civilised nations, 
 but possibly serviceable in keeping down those pesti- 
 lential vermin of Chinese waters, the murderous creek 
 pirates. There is a Chinese gunboat, built under Euro- 
 pean direction, and in general bearing all the dignified 
 aspect of a perfect capacity for the give and take of the 
 hard blows of work and war. But at this moment she is 
 employed in some pompous ceremonial connected with 
 the conveyance of city magnates. Kidiculous flags, with 
 
264 ENaLISH CHINA. 
 
 burlesque sprawling five- clawed dragons, are fluttering 
 from every yardarm; bright canopies on deck are 
 extended over figures which look inappropriate out of 
 a pantomime ; tomtoms and cymbals bang and crash, 
 and the stern vessel of war is transformed into a 
 burlesque of a Lord Mayor's barge. Those miles of 
 hulks, those forests of junk masts, I know not whether 
 to calculate them by thousands or by the hundred 
 thousand, they represent the greater part of the 
 trade of midland China with England, and therefore 
 with the world. Without this foreign export trade 
 Hankow and its hundreds of thousands of population 
 would be decimated by famine, for nearly all the city 
 revenues and industries are derived from it or sup- 
 ported by customs dues. 
 
 Here, too, are the wonderful . . . No, I will tell 
 you nothing more as yet about the river life because 
 I wish to narrate it to you under the still more 
 interesting form which I witnessed at Foochow, and 
 because, according to the practice of a judicious visitor, 
 I would wish to say * Good-bye ' when you would 
 desire that I should yet linger a few minutes. And 
 yet I must add a postscript. 
 
 My departure from Hankow was marked by an 
 incident which will illustrate better than many pages 
 of writing the anomalies of the Chinese character. 
 One evening, on April 10, at about 9.30, when pacing 
 the deck of the steamer which was to convey me 
 back to Shanghai, I was amazed by the sudden simul- 
 
HANKOW. 265 
 
 taneous sound of tomtoming all over the city, rising 
 every moment and increasing in violence to such an 
 extent as to render it evident that some momentous 
 event was occurring. I scan the horizon in vain for 
 a fire ; the only light is that of the soft moonbeams, 
 unusually bright this evening. But there is rather a 
 queer aspect about the moon itself, the upper limb is 
 disappearing. Here is a clue to the sudden com- 
 motion — an eclipse of the moon, always regarded by 
 the Chinese with awe and terror. They had sufficient 
 wit to forecast the event to within a few minutes of 
 accuracy, but not sufficient wisdom to divest them- 
 selves of an idiotic superstition at a phenomenon 
 which they could both prophesy and explain. No ; 
 for ages they have decided that an eclipse of the moon 
 is caused hj an attempt of the dragon, or devil, to 
 devour that luminary, and that it is necessary to 
 frighten him away from his repast. 
 
 A further portion of the limb disappears. The up- 
 roar of the tomtoms and the crashing of the most inhar- 
 monious cymbals increase until it might be imagined 
 that every tin kettle in the place had been called 
 into requisition, and at the same time fussy moving 
 lights appear in the usually dark town in every 
 direction, betokening universal agitation. Eemember 
 this is not carried on in a few slums merely, but 
 throughout the entire city, with its stupendously large 
 population. And when an occasional deep-toned bell, 
 tocsin-like, mingles with the hubbub, I think that 
 
266 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 now surely the disturbance has reached its acme. 
 No ; part of the moon is still disappearing ; the devil 
 is still devouring her. The most desperate measures 
 must be adopted, at all costs he must be driven off, 
 and from the Chinese forts bang, bang, thunder at 
 constant intervals their heavy seven-inch guns with 
 appalling effect, with startling reverberations over the 
 muddy waters of the broad Yang-tsze Kiang. The 
 moon is no longer diminishing, the devil has been 
 arrested in his meal. Bang, bang ; the moon is recover- 
 ing her shape, she is once more perfect; the devil 
 has been frightened away. Sudden cessation of guns, 
 tomtoms, and cymbals ; the lights are extinguished, 
 the city sinks into profound repose, and their fears for 
 the existence of the moon are lulled to rest until the 
 occasion of the next eclipse, when the whole folly will 
 inevitably be repeated. 
 
26: 
 
 CHAPTEE VI. 
 
 CHINESE RIVER AND TOWN LIFE. FOOCHOW. 
 
 After having travelled many hundreds of miles 
 through China, I have come to the conclusion that as 
 regards its city and country districts, its population 
 and its products, it is a source of immeasurable 
 interest and amazement, though accompanied with 
 little admiration and much disgust. * Is there not a 
 charming aspect or a beautiful view throughout this 
 enormous empire ? ' * Yes,' I am told, * unsurpassed, 
 at Foochow.' So I embark at Shanghai in the * Hae- 
 Shin,' 750 tons burden, belonging to the ex-' China 
 Merchants Company.' The captain, Petersen, is a 
 Dane, there are four or five English ship officers, as 
 many English passengers, a crew of about eight 
 Chinese, and, as usual, an indefinite number of Chinese 
 passengers. 
 
 The reality of how completely the mere handful of 
 Europeans is at the absolute mercy of the over- 
 whelming numbers of the Chinese is brought home 
 by the sight of rifles, eighteen in number, for which 
 abundant ammunition is handy, and bayonets osten- 
 
268 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 tatiously ranged under our very noses around our 
 saloon. The precaution is most salutary. The 
 slight moral force which keeps the rabble in order is 
 most remarkable, and usually perfectly efficacious, 
 but it may snap — occasions have arisen when it has 
 snapped — and weapons in the hands of even a handful 
 of Europeans may then with prompt, resolute action 
 suffice to stifle the further progress of easy butchery 
 and piracy. 
 
 Eeally these coasting steamers, so far from fur- 
 nishing a traditional example of dirt and discomfort, 
 are models of luxury and liberality. Perfect cookery, 
 first-rate wines and cigars, the utmost civility — the 
 Peninsular and Oriental Steam Navigation Company 
 may borrow many a hint from them. For twenty- 
 four hours we plough through the muddy outpour of 
 the Yang-tsze Kiang, the volume of whose waters is 
 so considerable as to tinge even the ocean for many 
 miles. Then gradually we merge into the bluest, 
 clearest water of the China Sea, which is almost 
 without a ripple at this time of the year ; the sun is 
 bright, the temperature only just not too hot, the 
 scenery of the rocky coast and rugged volcanic islands 
 between Shanghai and Foochow is becoming more 
 beautiful each mile ; to watch the aspect, the doings, 
 and the chatterings of our Chinese cargo is a source 
 of never ending amusement, and the voyage really 
 proves lazily enjoyable. Now we enter the river Min, 
 the mouth of which is guarded by two Chinese gun- 
 
FOOCHOW. 269 
 
 boats of European construction and armament, and 
 designated * alphabetical ' gunboats in distinction from 
 the trumpery native junks armed with a single swivel 
 small smooth-bore gun. They are in close proximity 
 to several pasteboard-looking, childishly constructed 
 forts, traced on the supposition that the enemy will 
 attack on the strongest side, and will not attempt any 
 flank movement ; their armament is manifestly very 
 weak, they possess no flanking defence, they are 
 painted white, probably to afford a better mark to 
 the enemy's guns, and are decorated with a mass of 
 flags. ^ 
 
 Between the forts and the alphabetical gunboats 
 are little groups of gaily bedizened junks, whereon are 
 gathered crowds of ragged soldiers, ready, although 
 there is not a vestige of hostilities, to convey garrisons 
 at a moment's notice to defences which are only 
 separated from each other by a few hundred yards. 
 Can puerility possibly go further ? 
 
 Now we are steaming up the beautiful Min, and 
 I am reminded of the scenery of the Italian lakes in 
 the vicinity of Ancona, especially from the feature of 
 the carefully cultivated terraces which descend in 
 endless steps almost from the summits of the moun- 
 tains to the water's edge. Look at yon Chinese 
 hamlet nestling in an adjacent hollow, its low uni- 
 formly level, chimneyless, smokeless, streetless mass 
 of buildings is crowded into a small area ; it is much 
 
 ^ Written just, before the Frencla attack of 1884. 
 
270 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 too tiny to be marked on any map. But look again 
 more carefully into details ; count the houses in one 
 small slice only, estimate therefrom the total popula- 
 tion. You will find it amounts to several thousands, 
 and in England would probably send a representative 
 to Parliament. Here it is quite beneath notice, in 
 exemplification of the deceptive and overwhelming 
 numbers of the Chinese population. 
 
 Pagoda Anchorage, formerly a roadstead for a large 
 fleet of sailing merchantmen of all nations, is now 
 being rapidly silted up, and is little more than a ren- 
 dezvous for a few coasting vessels. It takes its name 
 from the adjacent pagoda-topped hills, at the base 
 of which is a large China town and an arsenal, 
 which turns out a considerable number of smooth- 
 bore small-arms and guns of about the same relative 
 value as the mangonels, petards, and arquebuses of 
 the time of Queen Elizabeth. We are transhipped to 
 a small launch, cross the bar of the three-quarters of 
 a mile broad tributary river Yuen Fuh, and steam 
 towards the capital city Foochow, with its acres of 
 shipping, its forests of masts, its square miles of 
 buildings, and its 750,000 of population, but which 
 shares the habitual comparative obscurity of similar 
 Chinese towns. There are so many of them, they are 
 so remote, and really to Europeans they are scarcely 
 known even by name, unless rendered prominent by 
 historical ckcumstances. 
 
 Arrived at the wharf opposite +he handsome, 
 
FOOCHOW. 271 
 
 prosperous -looking establishment and godowns of 
 those English merchant-princes, Messrs. Jardine and 
 Matheson, I am considerably baffled as to my next 
 step. * Why, put up at an hotel, of course.' Hotel, 
 in the European sense of the word, does not exist in 
 China. You perhaps might, though with difficulty, 
 obtain, in what corresponds to our inn, the shelter of 
 a roof, and of course food can always be purchased. 
 But the associations and accessories would go far 
 beyond the terms privation or hardship ; they would 
 involve contact with such disgusting horrors, that no 
 European would willingly face them save for preser- 
 vation of existence. 
 
 I have, however, a letter of introduction to the re- 
 presentative of Messrs. Jardine and Matheson, and I 
 put to the strongest test the traditional hospitality of 
 China merchants of which I had already heard, and 
 indeed personally experienced so much. What! an 
 utter stranger, with a reasonable amount of baggage, 
 with an attendant, swagger into an equally utter 
 stranger's house, summon the head servant, and 
 finding the master absent, state your intention to 
 reside there some days ; desire a room, or rather suite 
 of rooms, to be prepared, take possession of them, 
 order tea, and direct that the master be informed on 
 his return that you would appear at the dinner-hour 
 at eight o'clock ! Why in England the head of the 
 house would very naturally be dumb with astonish- 
 ment, and white with rage. Ah, but then in England 
 
272 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 circumstances do not foster Anglo-Chinese hospitality 
 until it becomes a true virtue which welcomes a stranger 
 with eager kindness ; which makes the host honestly 
 solicitous to retain his guest as long as possible, cater 
 for his amusement, and regret his departure ; and for 
 all this he is more than repaid — of course assuming 
 that he is a first-class good fellow, and that the guest be 
 not a first-class beast — by temporary association with 
 a fellow representative of the old country, who with 
 him will compare recollections of the general race here 
 known as the * old folks at home.' 
 
 So when, at the dinner-hour, I presented myself 
 in the drawing-room, furnished with all English 
 taste and every English comfort, having arrived by 
 this time at a proper self-consciousness of the inso- 
 lence with which I had taken my host nolens volens 
 by storm, he barely and deprecatingly glanced at my 
 few lines of introduction for the purpose of ascertain- 
 ing my name, and then made me as welcome as the 
 flowers in May. Indeed, but for his unwearied 
 efforts to interest me during my residence at Foo- 
 chow, I should have gathered but little there about 
 which the reader would care to be told. 
 
 Early the next morning I was aroused by sounds 
 and sights which for novelty could be paralleled in 
 no other part of the universe. Immediately outside 
 my window flowed the Yuen Fuh river of pea soup 
 muddiness, which I have come to the conclusion is 
 the normal condition of most Chinese rivers, about 
 
. FOOCHOW. 273 
 
 a mile broad, shallow, oily, and apparently almost 
 boiling under the fierce glare of the sun. Over its 
 area are packed, as thickly as herrings in a barrel, 
 ships of every size and sort, from the little British 
 gunboat the ' Foxhound,' with its English ensign, dear 
 familiar token of our country's empire even in these 
 antipodes, to the unwieldy, grotesque junks and the 
 toy sampans, inhabited by a race which philan- 
 thropy only can call human. What a snapping of 
 crackers and what a banging of tomtoms far and 
 near. It is the * chin-chin,' that fetish which stupid 
 superstition designates worship on board ships which 
 have just come in, or are on the point of weighing 
 anchor, in praise of propitious deities, or to deprecate 
 the spite of malignant powers who in this country 
 certainly receive a very large share of adulation. 
 
 Loud as is this din, that of human voices rises 
 still higher ; the struggling, sweltering, naked coolies 
 are not merely shouting, they are yelling, screaming 
 in incessant chorus, as though subjected to incessant 
 torments. Oh, let us quickly hurry through break- 
 fast, and examine more in detail and in closer prox- 
 imity that which will amaze everyone who is not a 
 fool. Every sort of cargo, from opium to birds' nests 
 and melon seeds, is being shipped or discharged. 
 Let us step on board some of those sampans. Each 
 is about the capacity of an average-sized Thames 
 punt, but as light and flimsy as papier mache, and 
 is covered with a gipsy-shaped awning, beneath 
 
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274 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 which an entire family, consisting of, say, father, 
 mother, and three children, cooks, eats, sleeps, and 
 has its being ; I will not say dresses, because they 
 wear no clothes worth mention, and I have an 
 opportunity of observing that the funny little 
 stomachs of the child imps are swollen to amazing 
 protuberance. And then, oh wonder of wonders, the 
 sampan is as clean and tidy as a new fourpenny bit — 
 the only clean Chinese object I have seen in China. 
 Sometimes, it is true, this virtue is rather marred 
 by the presence of a pig on board, but he is a small, 
 quiet, tidy, dog-like pig, and is unobtrusive, as though 
 ashamed of his own existence. Quack ! Why here is 
 a duck tied up in the corner, so sleek and fat. Some 
 day he will furnish a feast for the entire family in 
 this little flesh-eating community. 
 
 Look at the bright hothouse plants ranged 
 around the extreme edge of the sampan, they alone 
 give an aspect of prettiness to the craft, each of 
 which is thus decorated. And the mother sits, busy 
 with some feminine nothingness, on boards so clean 
 that you might eat dinner off them. Every vestige of 
 bedding, cooking, and household apparatus is stowed 
 neatly away in a hollow in the bows. The women's 
 pillows are curious wooden blocks, rivalling in 
 comfort, it may be supposed, the stones or sword- 
 hilt which is recommended in the * Soldier's Pocket- 
 book.' But the Chinese female's pillow merely acts 
 as a support to the small of the neck. She dares not 
 
FOOCHOW. 275 
 
 rest her head on it lest she should thereby disarrange 
 that tower of starched hair which she has spent hours 
 in erecting, and which she contrives to keep unrumpled 
 for many days. 
 
 The children of tender age skip about as securely 
 as though in a large nursery. They shriek with child- 
 hood's terror of Old Bogey when I try to coax one of 
 these hideous little baboons to sit upon my knee. 
 Surely, with all the care in the world, they must some- 
 times topple over, or be jerked into the water ? Ah, 
 I see, you have provided for that contingency by 
 fastening round the child's waist a long, light cord, to 
 which a float is attached, and which, bobbing about as 
 though a huge salmon were at the end, enables you to 
 lug out the little amphibious animal. But only one 
 float is provided ? To be sure. There is but one boy. 
 The others are girls. Let them drown and welcome. 
 
 Here I must explain that the importance of male 
 offspring can scarcely be expressed in words. Child- 
 less Chinese will adopt a nephew, or buy or even 
 kidnap a boy, notwithstanding that capital punish- 
 ment is inflicted for the theft of a male child. It is 
 the duty of the adopted son to perform funeral cere- 
 monies at his father's tomb. This fetish, and the 
 mysterious honour shed on the possession of boys, 
 rather than pure parental affection, causes the utmost 
 anguish at an illness threatening life ; and should the 
 son be at the point of death, it is customary for the 
 mother to go outside the house and entreatingly to 
 
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276 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 cry aloud its name several times, hoping to bring back 
 its wandering spirit. All this honour and consideration 
 is not conceded to girls. Their existence is considered 
 an expensive nuisance ; infanticide, though theoreti- 
 cally criminal, is universal, the victims being scragged 
 at the instant of birth, aiid without any concealment 
 tossed into the nearest hole. A large convenient 
 ditch just outside Foochow was so incessantly used 
 for the purpose that it was found necessary to post 
 up a notice, * Female infants may not be thrown ' 
 here.' 
 
 I hire one of these sampans in search of snipe, 
 which swarm here. The man acts as chasseur, the 
 woman rows, and the four-year-old imp boy is in a 
 frenzy of excitement, crouching at the sight of wild 
 fowl, gesticulating and shouting with delight when his 
 quick little beads of eyes mark down game. After- 
 wards I explore a large, muddy, back river, running 
 between a large, dense mass of houses. In my pro- 
 gress I make close acquaintance with what I have come 
 to the conclusion are the most comical and the most 
 interesting animate objects on the face of the earth : 
 the ducks of China. Horses, dogs — pooh, they do not 
 possess a tithe of the intelligence and sense of fun of 
 these most ridiculous creatures. In flocks varying from 
 fifty to one hundred, they are taken into the country 
 under the care of boys, or even of men, for air and exer- 
 cise, and to pick up their living, and there they behave 
 like a gang of mischievous school children : at one time 
 
FOOCHOW. 277 
 
 they march in long lines as evenly as soldiers across 
 the cleared rice or corn fields, greedily gobbling up 
 gleanings ; a boy with a long bamboo rod * dresses ' 
 them, and plenty of trouble do they give him. Now 
 play fair, do not slip out of your ranks to seize hold of 
 what does not fall to your share, but every now and 
 then some cunning flankers or some headstrong young 
 duckling makes a greedy dash aside to gobble up some 
 irresistible morsel. The keeper swears, abuses him, 
 and down comes the bamboo with smart smacks on 
 their fat glossy backs. The duck screams out that he 
 will ' never do so any more,' and bustles in his place 
 again. 
 
 Here we come to a ford which is so crowded with 
 sampans that young ducks must cross carefully lest 
 they be run over. They collect in a heap, ready at 
 a signal from their keepers to make a rush, like chil- 
 dren passing from one side to the other in Eegent 
 Street. There is that tiresome duckling again, always 
 giddy and behindhand. You are past bearing. The 
 boy takes him up in his hand, gives him a good birch- 
 ing, and passes on him the sentence of being shut up 
 supperless in chokee for the night. You may bet 
 fifty to one that duck will be exceedingly crestfallen, 
 and will take care not to be late again. 
 
 In steaming up the Yuen Fuh, our launch sud- 
 denly drives between two or three flocks gravely and 
 compactly swimming across, with a man in a canoe 
 paddling behind and indicating to them the required 
 
278 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 direction. They are terrified at the inroad, but in- 
 stead of wildly flapping and scattering like English 
 ducks, they set up a chorus of frightened quacks, and, 
 huddling together, they crowd under the canoe of their 
 master until the danger be over. 
 
 This back river becomes wider, shallower, and so 
 thick that we seem to be floating on the top of ill- 
 savouring treacle. At last we come to a regular 
 block of traffic, and in common with dozens of junks 
 and sampans are aground. Out jumps the man into 
 the water and drags us, but, this proving insufficient, 
 the woman tucks up her — shall we say trousers ? — re- 
 markably high, and follows suit. ' Eeally, you might 
 have a little more natural modesty ! ' Honi soit qui 
 mat y pense. It is purely a matter of custom. These 
 Chinese women would hoot in disgust, my English 
 young lady, at your low-necked dresses and bare 
 arms. I must say this jostling crowd are perfect 
 models of good temper ; and here again I exhort that, 
 whatever be the irritation or emergency, make a point 
 of laughing and do not be irritable, and the mob will 
 seldom be surly or abusive or spiteful. They, too, will 
 grin, and be rather pleased at the pantomime-chaff of 
 the foreign devil. 
 
 At last we extricate ourselves from our quagmire, 
 and shoot into the middle of the swiftly running main 
 river, which spins the crowds of light shipping about 
 with the rapidity of a Niagara current. It is worth 
 something to see the dexterity with which collisions 
 
FOOCHOW. 279 
 
 are avoided, the violence of the current circumvented, 
 and the goal of the opposite shore reached, though so 
 far from at right angles to our starting point. 
 
 And now I begin to be aware that my informant's 
 admiration of Foochow was fully justified. Close at 
 hand we have the animation of a large river sweeping 
 through a large town. Yet a little further off are the 
 steep, green turf slopes, whereon are dotted the decent 
 church which topped the neighbouring hill, kindly 
 emblem of a kindly humanity unknown in this coun- 
 try, the club with its imposing Italian architecture, 
 and the few European residences, some ten or twelve 
 in number. How charming do these handsome edi- 
 fices look, with their English gardens, flourishing in 
 all the splendour of colour and luxuriance of tropical 
 growth ! Yet a further stretch and we view the fertility 
 of a country, the natural productiveness of which is 
 such that, if the ground be scratched a little and a 
 handful of seed thrown on the top, in a few weeks 
 a splendid crop will be ready for harvesting. Afar 
 off are the * distant hills,' alternately turfed, wooded, 
 and rugged with rocks. Then over the whole is 
 that bright blue canopy, without which even the best 
 beauties of nature seem to be deprived of half their 
 charm. 
 
 Perhaps Foochow more than any other city in 
 China calls forth those qualities in moral superiority, 
 resolution, and dogged laboriousness which alone can 
 enable Englishmen to maintain their position in the 
 
280 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 face of the overwhelmingly swamping superiority of 
 the natives in point of numbers and wealth. Here 
 we have no concession, not even a distinct band to 
 form a nucleus of action and influence of the tiny 
 community — the European residences are scattered 
 about the hills overlooking the city. We are com- 
 paratively fewer in number — about thirty-five in all — 
 here than in most other settlements, though the 
 aggregate of wealth at stake is inferior to none. Of 
 course we have a consul, but our rights formally con- 
 ceded or tacitly acquiesced in by the Chinese are un- 
 usually limited. Finally — and this is a point which 
 can only be fully appreciated by those who have ex- 
 perienced tropical countries — the climate is more hot, 
 stifling, enervating, and sickly than at Hankow, Kiu- 
 kiang or Shanghai. Hence it is not surprising that 
 intimacy is close, that hospitality is unsurpassed, and 
 that even a casual stranger has opportunities of be- 
 coming acquainted in the shortest possible period 
 with the ins and outs of the lives of the Anglo- 
 Chinese merchants and their employes, with their 
 points of excellence and with their shortcomings. 
 
 You may dine out as often as you please. Of 
 course you meet the same guests over and over again. 
 You will find them almost exclusively composed of 
 men — clear-headed in action, and energetic both in 
 business and pleasure. Their conversation is apt to 
 drift unduly into trade and dollars, but they are libe- 
 rality personified. Their gambling is considerable 
 
EOOCHOW. 281 
 
 both in cards and racing, their immorality in many 
 cases more than considerable, and it would be well if 
 that homage which vice pays to virtue, sometimes 
 falsely termed hypocrisy, were exercised to throw a 
 cloak over their dealings with Chinese women which 
 at home would cause the transgressors to be rigidly 
 relegated to Coventry. Their houses are furnished 
 with every luxury, comfort, and taste ; that endless re- 
 source and amusement of Asiatic life, billiards, being 
 represented by eleven tables in a community of about 
 thirty-five Englishmen ; wine and cooking quite per- 
 fect, coolies and servants preposterously numerous. A 
 lively debating society, a club house, and racing asso- 
 ciation are maintained, the only drawback to which 
 is the paucity of members. Yet, after all, there is a 
 sufficiency of highly educated, conscientious, well-prin- 
 cipled gentlemen in this miniature society to render 
 the average standard of excellence high. 
 
 On several occasions at Foochow and elsewhere I 
 have addressed to the English employes the following 
 questions : — 'lean perfectly understand your resolution 
 to exile yourselves from England for a definite period, 
 to wipe out of your existence a certain number of 
 valuable years so far as the advantages of civilisation 
 and the enjoyments of a public life are concerned, for 
 the purpose of amassing such a fortune as may enable 
 you to pass the rest of your days free from the cares 
 of poverty. But this limit attained — and one would 
 suppose that to gain it every self-denial would be 
 
282 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 cheerfully encountered — why do you not relinquish 
 what must surely be a life of sacrifice, why do you 
 not then return in content to England, and pick up 
 the threads of friendship and interest which, for the 
 time being, you have consented to drop ? Instead of 
 which I observe that a large proportion linger on 
 to middle age, even to old age, in profuse expenditure 
 of that which they have earned, as though they were 
 content to live and die in China.' 
 
 The answer has invariably been the same : * Nearly 
 all of us come out with the project you have indicated, 
 and nearly all fail to put it into execution. At first 
 we put by money; but example, and the universal 
 principle that only by the indulgence of certain 
 luxuries and the participation in certain expensive 
 amusements can life here be rendered endurable, gradu- 
 ally lead us into extravagance ; dollars in China are 
 scarcely more than equivalent to shillings in England, 
 and our annual savings steadily diminish in amount. 
 Then at the end of about five years we return home on 
 leave, and our previously contracted habits, coupled 
 with a resolution to enjoy our holiday, cause us to fling 
 away our accumulations recklessly, and we resume our 
 business in China precisely as poor as when we started, 
 and so the story is repeated da capo, until we grow to 
 acquiesce in a life-long residence. Besides the country 
 is no longer a Golconda, and a young fellow must be 
 exceedingly prosperous in his first start, self-denying 
 in incessant economy, and fortunate in speculative 
 
FOOCHOW. 283 
 
 investments, if at the end of fifteen years he have piled 
 together 15,000L' 
 
 A position in a flourishing merchant's house in 
 China offers, indeed, an opening which many an 
 industrious, steady young fellow might think himself 
 fortunate in securing. Even the junior clerks receive 
 a salary of about 300L a year, plus an allowance in 
 lieu of messing and lodging, or provision for the same 
 in the ' hong,' which enables them to save and invest 
 with high profit the greater part of their income ; 
 while if capable and laborious they are almost certain 
 of rapid advancement. But the career must not be 
 regarded as a last resource of a failure scapegrace, who 
 has to be shipped out of England. Good antecedents 
 are exacted, and the mauvais sujet spendthrift will not 
 for one moment be countenanced. At the end of five 
 years he is usually allowed a year's leave, with half 
 income provided he return. But should the firm wish 
 to get rid of him, advantage is taken of the conclusion of 
 this recognised cycle of five years to intimate to him 
 that he will do well to seek employment elsewhere. 
 
 During my stay at Foochow I obtained, not with- 
 out difficulty, an invitation to a Chinese dinner party. 
 Our hosts w^ere four eminent Chinese merchants, and 
 it was a clearly understood arrangement that the 
 entertainment was to be in every respect exclusively 
 national, and without the almost invariable alloy 
 under such circumstances of the English element. At 
 about 6.30 p.m. our party of four Englishmen proceeded 
 
284 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 in four sedan-chairs, borne by coolies, through many 
 a maze of alley to the Foochow * Philippe's,' or ' Trois 
 Freres,' at the doorway of which we were received 
 with a great deal of ceremonious politeness by our 
 entertainers, whose evening costume varied almost 
 imperceptibly from their habitual morning dress. 
 Indeed throughout China the clothing of the highest 
 and lowest classes differs apparently in little but in 
 fineness of texture. 
 
 We were at once ushered into a good-sized dining- 
 room, handsomely furnished, according to Chinese 
 custom, with much heavy grotesque carving, with 
 gilding and silk hangings, the close, heavy atmo- 
 sphere and the subdued light imparting a sense of 
 oppression. In one part of the room was an elaborately 
 spread round dinner table, in another one of smaller 
 dimensions as a drawing-room table. Buffet, divans, 
 and chairs occupied the remaining space. We were 
 forthwith introduced to four young Chinese ladies of 
 about twenty years old. Now, to make matters clear, I 
 will at once explicitly state that in England their repu- 
 tations would be considered decidedly ragged, or, to 
 speak more accurately, would have been considered 
 such before the female franchise had received its present 
 wide extension. But they were by no means Pink 
 Dominoes, and in China polygamy and the generally 
 liberal views of morality would accord to them a social 
 status very different from that which they would occupy 
 in respectable European society. Any semblance of 
 
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 a free and easy or disrespectful demeanour towards 
 them was instantly quietly and indignantly resented. 
 I have been thus minute in explanation in order 
 that my subsequent account may not lose its value 
 from the supposition that I am indiscriminately 
 mixing up demi-monde and family life. Indeed, for 
 an Englishman to obtain any personal knowledge of 
 the penetralia of the feminine home would be quite 
 out of the question, their daughters and wives being 
 invariably retained in the strictest seclusion. 
 
 Well, what is the general appearance of these 
 young ladies ? Their dress is certainly of the finest 
 texture, well blended, brilliant colours, expensive and 
 peculiar to the country, consisting of the national 
 turned-up Chinese shoes, loose trousers scarcely be- 
 yond the pattern of a divided skirt, and a loosely 
 fitting robe tied up close to the neck. They certainly 
 do not follow the habitual English principle that as 
 few beauties as possible should be hidden in ambush, 
 for their costume is the ne plus ultra of modesty. 
 
 Here my encomiums must cease ; they wear a few 
 trumpery ornaments, among which some ugly jade- 
 stone is conspicuous, and their head-dress is that 
 marvel of ingenious ugliness which we have already 
 described. Complexion disagreeably, almost leprous, 
 white with enamel and powder, eyebrows a thin high- 
 arched line almost approaching a semicircle, the 
 result of the incessant use of the tweezers, and two 
 flaring, inartistic rouge splotches on the upper part of 
 
286 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 the cheeks. Now, what physical beauties has nature 
 bestowed on you ? Few indeed. Undersized, thoroughly 
 stumpy, and ungraceful in figure ; with long slits for 
 eyes and mouth, and a pat of putty for a nose, a 
 thick bull-dog neck and prominent cheekbones, your 
 hands are your only pretty features, and these indeed 
 are extraordinarily small, not bigger than those of 
 children of thirteen or fourteen, but without any 
 tapering prettiness. In fine, I can only call you 
 distortions of nature ; in detail not wholly ugly, but 
 when there seems to be some approach to prettiness, 
 the favourable item is so little set off by, is so inhar- 
 monious with, the rest, that the general effect is one 
 of distaste. Admiration, pshaw ! It would be more 
 natural to be enamoured with a beetle because of 
 its bronzed wings, or of a cockroach by reason of its 
 delicate legs. 
 
 So much for externals. Let us make ourselves 
 acquainted with the mental attributes of our Chinese 
 company, and although the ladies and ourselves 
 cannot speak one single syllable of our respective 
 languages, yet by means of interpreters and gestures 
 we are quickly in the midst of an animated though 
 scarcely loquacious conversation. Their opening 
 sentences are clatter and pout. Why, wherein have 
 I done wrong already ? Kept you w^aiting for dinner, 
 and you look as if you knew how to scold and to scratch. 
 Well, we sit down to what I may call the hors d'oeuvre 
 table, whereon are arranged dishes of melon seeds, 
 
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 almonds, sweetmeats, tea, and cigars, at all of which 
 we nibble or sip, and endeavour to set up a thaw by 
 that running fire of vacuous drivel euphemistically 
 called small talk. 
 
 *May I venture to inquire if you have had any 
 previous acquaintance with foreign devils similar to 
 ourselves ? ' 
 
 Translated reply. ' Te hee ' (what a nutmeg- 
 grater laugh !) ' What an odd devil you are ! You 
 have not got a pigtail, and how big your nose and 
 ears are ! ' 
 
 (No doubt, but your remarks are free and your 
 voice is like the crackling of thorns.) 
 
 * That bracelet is very pretty. Will you permit 
 me to examine it somewhat more in detail ? ' 
 
 ' There ' (suddenly chucks it into my lap ; then 
 gabble clatter, gabble clatter). 
 
 ' I want the pin you have got on your neck ' (and 
 she makes a grab at my pearl scarf-pin, on which 
 the curious eyes of all the women are fixed). I 
 (trying to soften my refusal with a deprecatory bow), 
 ' Really, really,' and then seeing a corporeal struggle 
 impending, * Well, then, I tell you fairly, I won't.' 
 Scoffing mimicry of me and much anger. 
 
 ' Do you ever read ? can you write ? are you fond 
 of music ? ' and so on. But, in truth, to retail our 
 conversation would be a sheer waste of ink and 
 paper. Their minds are in a condition of complete 
 blankness and imbecility, but little removed from 
 
288 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 idiocy. During the entire evening from seven to 
 eleven, and with an incessant chatter, there is not 
 one single sentence or the vestige of an idea worth 
 record. After dallying for exactly three-quarters of an 
 hour with our melon seeds and almonds, we proceed 
 to the dinner table, and enter on the serious business 
 of the evening. 
 
 Now I must do the Chinese the justice to admit 
 that, as a rule, they are remarkably moderate eaters, 
 except when it is a question of coolies or children 
 thrusting quarts of watery rice down their flaccid 
 stomachs, and in the present instance the main 
 feature of the table was, that it was crowded with 
 innumerable small dishes of unsubstantial trifles 
 which would scarcely furnish a good mouthful apiece. 
 Little shreds of cold chicken, ham, pickles, cakes, 
 preserved fruits, sweetmeat messes, and dried fish were 
 placed pro bono puhlicOy and each individual, stretching 
 towards the centre, helped himself at intervals to such 
 morsels as his fancy might dictate. 
 
 But in this case ' help yourself ' was to me a cruel 
 sarcasm. There was not a vestige of knife or fork, 
 and in great perplexity I helplessly twiddled my two 
 chopsticks, not unlike thin lead pencils cut square at 
 the end. Their manipulation, a mere knack, consists 
 in pivoting both sticks between the fingers of one 
 hand, and after a little practice it is not difficult to 
 grasp a small object with the tenacity of a pair of 
 pincers ; but at the first essay it would appear far easier 
 
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 to eat peas with a two-pronged fork than to catch 
 hold of sHppery Httle jelly fragments with the ends 
 of two slippery sticks, in using which you are not 
 allowed the services of both hands. Of course the table 
 resounds with jackdaw-like laughter at my failures, and 
 the women find endless diversion in applying their 
 own chopsticks to shoving various selections down my 
 throat. 
 
 In course of time relays of hot dishes are brought 
 steaming from the kitchen, and set down in the centre 
 of the table. Bird's-nest soup, of course — an expensive 
 luxury which is never wanting in really recherche 
 dinners. It is not a mass of twigs, moss, and feathers, 
 but a clean, clear fluid with a yellow tinge, a slightly 
 gelatinous consistency, and about as insipid to the 
 palate as dissolved isinglass. Nothing except in 
 thought to disgust one here, and as we are supplied 
 with little scoops like porcelain medicine spoons, I am 
 not behindhand in the swallowing race. Shark's fins — 
 humph ! — pulpy and viscous, one need be hungry to 
 enjoy them. Toadstools — they look spotted and deadly 
 poisonous, but Sir James Paget assures me that they 
 are nutritious as beef steak. Fishes' maws, that is, 
 the lower lips stewed into a snail-looking broth. Ugh ! 
 all this mixture of unwonted food in however small 
 quantities, together with the heat, the charged atmo- 
 sphere, and the ' bouquet de Chinois,' is beginning to 
 make me feel thoroughly squeamish. Still the women, 
 who by the way annoy me by hawking, hemming, 
 
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290 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 and expectorating as incessantly as a forty-year-old 
 Frenchwoman, in keen amusement ply their chop- 
 sticks in my behalf. Shark-fin, toadstool, fish's 
 maw. ' Stop, please ' (half choking), * I cannot eat 
 any more.' But as I open my mouth in enunciation 
 of despairing remonstrance, one last tit-bit is thrust 
 in — a pigeon's egg, and a pigeon's egg which, according 
 to Chinese ideas of dainty dishes, had acquired a pecu- 
 liar relish by having been preserved for twenty years. 
 I hesitate no longer. An alleged inconvenience in 
 my boot enables me to stoop my head under the 
 table. There I spit out my accumulated mouthful 
 of filthiness, and to a similar receptacle I frequently 
 relegate during the course of the evening individual 
 mouthfuls which even my anxiety to be civil could 
 not persuade me to swallow. 
 
 Our drink is of extreme simplicity : samshu, raw 
 and cold, and said diluted and warm, both distilled 
 from rice, naturally fiery strong, and with a horrible 
 rotten rice-straw flavour. A small quantity would 
 render one helplessly drunk, and the Chinese deliber- 
 ately set to work to produce that effect on their 
 English guests. But the thimble size of the glasses 
 renders the preservation of tolerable sobriety perfectly 
 practicable. 
 
 After the incident of the pigeon's egg, the host 
 considerately suggests that we should * rest a little 
 from eating,' and adjourn to an adjacent table for tea, 
 smoking, and music. What a rehef ! The tea is like 
 
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 nectar, and the cigars dispel that pertinacious impres- 
 sion on my palate made by the decomposed egg. How 
 delightful will be the music, for these ladies have ac- 
 quired some celebrity by their acquirements ; yet evil 
 suspicion is beginning to dawn on me. Two slave 
 girls hand their mistresses a rude, ominous-looking 
 guitar and fiddle ; the Chinese host takes possession 
 of a wooden drum with a look of placid enjoyment, and, 
 ah ! spirit of music, which should awaken kindly tran- 
 quillising emotions and drive away vexed thoughts, 
 what a terrible yowl is uplifted ! The Shanghai 
 opera all over again, only in closer proximity. The 
 women yell with a discord remarkable in its piercing 
 effects ; the stringed instruments shriek like a con- 
 cord of field gun axles deficient in oil, and the tom- 
 toms bang out a dropping fire of wooden shots. 
 Loud is the applause bestowed on, great is the 
 pride of performance evinced by, these prime donne, 
 stimulated thereby to still more deafening results. 
 Their flagging energies are from time to time sus- 
 tained by the services of the slave girls who hold tea 
 to their lips, sipped without any break in the melody, 
 or the amber mouth-pieces of long pipes from which 
 whiffs are continually drawn. 
 
 After about three-quarters of an hour of this pas- 
 time : * Let us resume dinner,' says our host, and we 
 solemnly, formally reseat ourselves at the replenished 
 board. ' Gentlemen,' I announce in a ceremonious set 
 speech, ' believe me how thoroughly I value the hospi- 
 
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^92 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 tality manifested by China towards England. But 
 take it not amiss if I frankly confess that the degluti- 
 tion of a single additional mouthful is utterly beyond 
 my capacity,' and my plea for mercy is recognised 
 though with manifest reluctance. But if I cannot 
 eat, I can be compelled to drink, and the mirth 
 waxes somewhat fast. 
 
 A childish game is played, consisting in passing 
 from hand to hand a smouldering paper spill, and he 
 in whose hands the last spark is extinguished pays 
 forfeit by drinking a certain extra amount of samshu. 
 
 As some relief to the horror of great dulness which 
 is now beginning to steal upon me, I make friends 
 with the two little slave girls who are never tired of 
 supplying me with little water-pipes, out of which 
 exactly three delightful inhalations may be drawn, 
 when the bowl must be replenished. Poor little 
 creatures, twelve years old, bright eyes, intelligent, 
 free from deformed feet, and of a type of feature 
 probably from the north of China, and differing 
 from the ordinary repulsive Chinese, they interest me 
 further from the melancholy outlook of their lives. 
 In this part of the world the vast inferiority of women 
 is acted on in a practical, systematical manner, and 
 though theoretically slavery only exists in a very 
 modified form, virtually the lives of these children 
 will be one of cruel and degraded bondage. 
 
 Eleven o'clock. — I can't, and I won't stop any longer. 
 So after a hand shaking all round, which is regarded 
 
FOOCHOW. 293 
 
 with extreme wonder and amusement, for the habit 
 is unknown to the Chinese, we betake ourselves to 
 our sedan-chairs, and each of us borne by two or more 
 cooHes, our procession wends its way homewards. 
 This part is by no means the least interesting in 
 the evening's amusement. Our puffing, scuffling 
 coolies hurry us across many a muddy canal with its 
 antiquated high-arched span, through many miles of 
 street labyrinth, destitute of wayfarers, silent as 
 death, dark as Erebus. Then over the broad rapid 
 Yuen Fuh river, with its wonderful bridge of fifty 
 arches, all of which have been constructed with- 
 out the aid of a trowel full of cement ; then through 
 the Foochow Belgravia, where a few swinging dark 
 red Chinese lanterns seem to render the surrounding 
 obscurity still more profound. 
 
 In this business quarter there are still some pas- 
 sengers, and they are warned out of our path by the 
 waving of our lanterns by our coolie-bearers and by 
 their loud ' Hyah,' with which, proud of the proces- 
 sion they constitute, they imperiously intimate ' Get 
 out of the road.' Then, as Mr. Pepys would express 
 himself, ' So home to bed, mightily content thereat. 
 But to think how our repast made us not one whit ill 
 the next day.' The secret of this was that about half 
 a mouthful of each dish more than satisfied our 
 appetites, and that thus the aggregate of food con- 
 sumed was so small that practically we went to bed 
 dinnerless. The whole experience was one to be 
 
294 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 eagerly sought out for once, but to be resolutely 
 avoided on a second occasion. 
 
 Yuen Full monastery in this district has the fame 
 of a local Lourdes or Loretto, though personally 
 known to an iniinitesimally small number of Euro- 
 peans, and hence is wrapped up in the dreadful awe 
 of mystery. That I may make an expedition thereto, 
 my host with typical magnificent hospitality places 
 at my disposal the indispensable house-boat with its 
 equipment of coolies. 
 
 In order that I might avoid the tedious windings 
 of the river about Foochow, the house-boat, with my 
 Chinese servant and baggage, started at an early hour 
 for a preconcerted rendezvous at Yuenki, to which 
 place I betook myself by cutting across country. 
 Setting forth in the cool of the afternoon, I was 
 carried by three coolies in a chair for over six miles 
 through a country entirely novel in my experience of 
 China, up high hills, down into deep valleys, across 
 turfy declivities, weird indeed with thousands of closely- 
 packed graves, and pine-covered summits, and through 
 fields in the highest state of tillage. The aspect pos- 
 sesses all the combined charms of beauty and variety. 
 Suddenly we reach a solitary little hill-top hamlet, and 
 ere I can divine the purpose of my coolies, they flop 
 me down on the ground, scuttle off without even a 
 grunt of apology or explanation, and leave me bafiled, 
 bewildered, and helpless in the midst of a knot of 
 wondering villagers who quickly gather round their 
 
FOOCHOW. 295 
 
 strange visitor. Unlike the city people, they look pretty 
 friendly and very good tempered, and ready for a joke. 
 
 So I encourage those nearest to me, who never- 
 theless half shrink back, as from something uncanny, 
 by showing them the dozen little trifles which every 
 traveller carries in his pocket — bunch of keys, many- 
 bladed knife, pencil, chain, and, above all, a little box 
 of wax matches. When I explain that each vesta 
 represents a miniature wax candle, and with much 
 ceremony make a present of five to them, they break 
 out into a cackle of pleasure, and seek to propitiate me 
 by bringing me various edibles. 
 
 As I shake my head at each successive nastiness, 
 they hold a consultation. * What does this strange 
 animal feed on ? ' * Ha, I think I have it ! ' and off 
 bolts a man, reappearing quickly with a pot of boiling 
 water, and a cup, into which he puts a pinch of 
 roughly rolled but sweetly-smelling home made tea 
 leaves. Oh, how good was that five o'clock tea at the 
 Chinese hamlet above Yuenki, and how the now 
 familiarised villagers watch with laughing observa- 
 tion my every motion as I make signs to pour fresh 
 water on the tea leaves, many of which I splutter 
 out as they slip through the superposed saucer which 
 admits of the tea-cup performing likewise the func- 
 tions of a teapot. In my anxiety to establish further 
 friendship, I give one of them a cigar — a mistake, like 
 Columbus's gift of fire-water to the Indians ; they begin 
 to crowd round and clamour for presents. 'Coolie, 
 
296 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 coolie ! ' I shout in angry desperation, and forthwith 
 my bearers sHnk out of a shed where they had been 
 having a debauch of tea. 
 
 The extraordinary habitual abstinence of the 
 Chinese from alcohol certainly is a great point in their 
 favour. Their sobriety is unimpeachable, it cannot 
 be exceeded. At rare intervals some of them drink a 
 little of their horrible rice spirit, called samshu, 
 diluted with abundance of hot water. But through- 
 out the whole of my experience never did I behold 
 one single Chinaman the worse for liquor. Virtually 
 they are a nation of abstainers. I address a volley 
 of abuse to the truants which, from their utter ignor- 
 ance of English, may have been assumed by them as 
 a shower of encomiums, disengage myself from the 
 now troublesome crowd, seat myself in my canopied 
 chair, which, with a chorus of * ugh's ' the coolies hoist 
 on their bruised, swollen, naked shoulders, and at a 
 rapid pace resume the journey. We have now reached 
 the highest point of our route. Afar off I can make 
 out the winding river, we descend the slopes, and 
 henceforth our road lies through low marshy ground. 
 
 The shades of evening are closing in, the scenery 
 has become extremely ugly and uninteresting, and I 
 am growing pretty sick of my monotonous journey, 
 and watching my three-quarters naked coolies as 
 they patter along with the measured cadence of their 
 naked feet. We have completely penetrated into the 
 region of rice swamps ; for miles the fields are one 
 
FOOCHOW. 297 
 
 perfectly unbroken level of slush and water, through 
 which run slightly raised paths, but so narrow that 
 there is only just room to advance in single file. 
 Now, coolies, pray do not swing me and my chair over 
 the edges in that jaunty manner, and do pick your way 
 a little more carefully. A single false step and I shall 
 be floundering in that slosh alongside. 
 
 There are some buffaloes struggling with light 
 native ploughs through the rice swamps, wherein the 
 water just rises to the junction of their legs and their 
 bodies. Extraordinarily sagacious animals ! When 
 a European approaches in an instant they detect a 
 change of scent, and these mild creatures, once roused, 
 more savage than many an honestly swaggering British 
 bull, act accordingly. 
 
 My cortege passes alongside many of them as they 
 are released from plough-work at nightfall ; they take 
 no notice of my coolies, but suddenly they wind me ; 
 they sniff suspiciously, stamp angrily with every 
 appearance of fury, they lower their heads, and, good 
 gracious, there is no doubt about it, they are on the 
 point of ' making for me ; ' five seconds more and I 
 shall be rolled over in the two feet of slush adjacent. 
 Their driver holds on by the nose ring with all 
 his might, the coolies quicken their pace a little, and 
 the prejudiced, narrow-minded creature is induced 
 to forego for the present his malignant intention. 
 This little pantomime is repeated about every ten 
 minutes, the darkness has become blackness. When 
 
298 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 shall we have passed these unutterably dreary rice 
 swamps. Hurrah, here is a straggling village, where 
 the oil lamps flickering in Chinese lanterns, and 
 torches flaring fitfully through volumes of smoke, 
 just give enough light to reveal any number of naked, 
 dusky forms, young and old, men and women, 
 shuffling hastily forward to get a glimpse of the bar- 
 barian and his chair. We thread through scattered 
 streets made of rickety tumble-down mat-sheds ; and 
 here again I am assailed by enemies in the shape of 
 dogs, not the Pomeranian shaped, fur-coated, black- 
 tongued, thoroughbred Chinese gentleman, such as 
 the well-known pet of the Princess of Wales, but the 
 ubiquitous cur, the mangy, lank, black, pariah which, 
 in servile imitation of the buffaloes, instantly scents 
 the Englishman, and in numbers almost a pack 
 pursue him in yelping chorus for about three-quarters 
 of a mile. Here we reach some rocks and cliffs. Our 
 path, picturesque, so far^as the rising moon now gives 
 sufficient light, in the highest degree with the large- 
 trunked banyans and the overhanging bamboos, 
 wriggles about in winding descent, such as might be 
 burlesqued in the rock scenery of Fra Diavolo. 
 
 Now we are at the river side. I see our house- 
 boat floating motionless alongside. I hear through 
 the darkness one interrogative English word ' Major ? ' 
 in the quite exceptionally soft tones of my Chinese 
 boy. Wearied out with a long and laborious day, 
 and unhinged with indisposition I had contracted in 
 
FOOCHOW. 299 
 
 the slums of Foochow, I scramble on board in delight. 
 No more rice swamps, buffaloes, or yelping pursuers. 
 Here, indeed, I am in the midst of enervating luxury. 
 The boat is pushed off ; with the combined aids of tide, 
 oars, and sail we are carried rapidly along the winding 
 river, past villages, past scattered hamlets, past all 
 sign of human habitations, into the profoundest depths 
 of solitude and silence. 
 
 The sense of isolation when coupled with illness 
 is extreme. One Englishman completely cut adrift in 
 a country of not over friendly natives, dependent on 
 a Chinese servant for the bungling translation of the 
 simplest directions, the tempting and easiest imagin- 
 able prey of the innumerable depredators. On the 
 other hand this is far more than counterbalanced by 
 the charm of novelty and independence, the romance 
 of the scenery, and the little, if ever so little, element 
 of the adventurous infused therein. Let me explore 
 my present domain, the house-boat, which in China 
 plays so essential a part in the sport, amusements, 
 and comfort of English residents. From my previous 
 experience of their proficiency in the art of ' No. One, 
 and how to take care of him,' I am quite confident 
 that laborious ingenuity will have been exercised in 
 providing for luxury. Our crew, I find, consists of 
 six men and a cook, in addition to my own native 
 servant. Below, they and the whole of their apparatus 
 are stowed away in a recess of the size approximately 
 of a Newfoundland's kennel, the whole of the remain- 
 
300 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 ing available space being reserved for Europeans, 
 that dominant race who in this country ever claim the 
 best and foremost, and ever as a matter of course 
 have those claims allowed. Speed and appearance 
 in the ship have been made entirely subordinate to 
 roominess and comfort. 
 
 There is a most delightful, however tiny, dining- 
 cabin, with every ship's contrivances in the way of 
 cellaret, sideboard, table, rack, and couch. There is 
 my own cabin equally ingeniously arranged. Dinner, 
 cooking materials, and every description of drinkable 
 were here set forth with a perfection very rarely to be 
 found in the average English establishment, with all 
 the appliances and means to boot. 
 
 The drawback to the night was that the stamping 
 and shouting of the rowers, the heat and fever, chased 
 far away sleep. Those were miserable hours, of which 
 we have all had experience, and which we mark in our 
 memorj' with a black stone. 
 
 At last the shallowness of the Yuen Fuh prevents 
 my large house-boat ascending any further ; by day- 
 break we anchor in what I can best describe as an 
 amphitheatre of waters overhung with bamboos and 
 topped with perpendicular, rugged, red granite rocks. 
 Several * Kapid-boats,' flat bottomed, very light, and 
 specially constructed for travelling up the higher 
 branches, crowd round, to one of which I transfer 
 myself and two house- boat coolies for the purpose of 
 carrying my gun and other equipment. We then 
 
FOOCHOW. 301 
 
 begin our ascent of the Twenty-rapid course. Two 
 boatmen labour at the bows, two at the stern, my 
 coolies stretch themselves flat, and in ten seconds are 
 asleep — these wise economisers of time are invariably 
 able to drop off at a moment's notice — and bestowing 
 myself under the large central canopy am kept at such 
 tension of admiration and surprise that for no consi- 
 deration would I miss a single glance. Once more 
 portions recall to me vividly Lago Maggiore, in the 
 blueness and brightness and warmth of the sky espe- 
 cially. 
 
 Yet the parallel is scarcely appropriate on the 
 whole, for what lake, however attractive, can compare 
 with the ever-varying, never-ceasing charms of this 
 beautiful mountainous river. Here we are in a dark 
 melancholy river gorge ; the water is sombre, thick, and 
 torpid ; it is tepid in its warmth to my hand plashing 
 over the boat. Here we suddenly emerge into radiantly 
 bright clear water, dashing along with the foamy speed 
 of a Scotch stream. Here are Aberdeenshire-looking 
 mountains with a carpet of what I am able to persuade 
 myself is Chinese heather, and with bright patches of 
 red granite. Mountain pines run up to the very apex 
 of the slopes, on the sky line of which I scan, with the 
 delusion of association, for the majestic forms of the 
 red deer. Here, overhanging the waters, is a mass of 
 foliage and flowers, of which the largest conservatories 
 in Kew would represent but a sickly and stunted 
 transplanting. Those bamboos, some very tall, per- 
 
302 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 fectly straight, and uncompromising, and bedecked 
 all over with a foliage more lovely in form and colour 
 which no artist in his most high-flown reveries could 
 have pictured to himself — those bamboos prove that the 
 perfection of grace and beauty is not invariably repre- 
 sented by a curve, but sometimes by a perfectly straight 
 line. 
 
 Then there are the feathery bamboos, a some- 
 what different variety as regards leaf, more pliant and 
 drooping, less independent and vigorous in growth, 
 almost coquettishly dipping their tapering branches 
 into the rushing current at their feet. There are 
 azaleas in full bloom with masses of red blossom ; there 
 roses in festoons of white ; there orange flowers in 
 carelessly wild profusion, loading the air with their 
 scent ; there banyan trees, marvel of all trees, with 
 roots starting downwards from branches twenty feet 
 high, the tendrils swinging towards the ground, in 
 which ultimately reached inheritance they will firmly 
 establish themselves, enlarge to an enormous trunk, 
 and found a new generation. Then one's attention and 
 admiration are diverted to living nature. That concert 
 of songsters are they skylarks, thrushes, blackbirds, or 
 nightingales, for I seem to be able to pick out some 
 notes of each ? The dictum that tropical birds do 
 not sing is falsified here, for the chorus rivals that of 
 the Bagshot rhododendron groves. Hark to those 
 cock pheasants challenging and crowing as though in 
 Norfolk farmyards. Which are brightest, orioles or 
 
FOOCHOW. 303 
 
 kingfishers ? both species flash in vast numbers out of 
 every bamboo thicket. Butterflies so beautifully and 
 brilliantly enamelled that a jewelled setting would 
 seem appropriate to them, flutter along the margin of 
 the river. And what a mighty fish leaps out of that foam 
 and swirl ; but he is not a salmon, he is only an over- 
 grown yellow, ugly, vulgar carp, an appropriate denizen 
 of waters owned by yellow, ugly Chinese. 
 
 Now the difficulties and interests of navigation 
 engross our attention. We have been sailing, rowing, 
 and even poling thus far, but the river is becoming 
 capriciously and alternately deep and shallow, and at 
 length we reach one of those long stretches of rapids 
 of which we have to surmount about twenty ere we 
 reach our highest point. New tactics must be adopted. 
 At one time we shoot oft' suddenly at right angles to 
 our original course, and crossing over to the opposite 
 bank avoid a cataract which no boat could oppose. 
 At another we are fairly aground. Out jump the 
 nearly naked boatmen into the water, lash their long 
 oars to the boat so as to form a sort of yoke, attach 
 themselves thereto, and with many a groan, grunt, 
 and struggle plough the craft through the sand bank. 
 At another the swiftness of the rapid would carry the 
 men off their feet, so they are obliged to wade ashore 
 and haul at a long tow line, gaining ground inch by 
 inch, and sometimes straining with such desperate con- 
 tention against the tumbling rapids, that I am in doubt 
 whether the tumbling rapids will not gain the day. 
 
304 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 Though this is one of the district highways, we 
 have few companion craft in our upward voyage, nearly 
 all the traffic is drifting down the river. It is of a 
 multitudinous nature, and is largely composed of those 
 enormous rafts of timber whereon a temporary village 
 has been constructed, reminding one of similar acres 
 floating on Lake Ontario. As if in picturesque contrast, 
 a little five-year-old elfin of the woods darts out from 
 a thicket, springs on to an adjacent floating trunk, 
 thrusts out into the midst of the hurrying torrent, 
 and managing his raft with wonderful sangfroid and 
 dexterity, is borne swiftly round a bend of the river 
 out of view. Such a child in England would be 
 taking his mid-day sleep in his cradle, and a mother 
 would grow sick with terror if he were to toddle 
 within ten yards of the Bound Pond in Kensington 
 Gardens. 
 
 For nearly four hours do my boatmen toil with 
 that surprising Chinese endurance which knows no 
 diminution, chatter and laugh incessantly, and ex- 
 change chaff with the down-river passengers, to whom 
 I am unquestionably an object of amazement and 
 ridicule. Then we reach a point beyond which no 
 boat can ascend ; I must disembark and trust to my 
 own legs. Order of march : Coolie carrying my gun. 
 I scarcely know to what use I. can apply it — to shoot 
 these bright-plumaged birds, or any posssible game 
 out of season, would be wanton slaughter. However, 
 it adds to my dignity, and I think it just as well to 
 
FOOCHOW. 305 
 
 retain the cartridges in my own possession. Twenty 
 yards behind I march with umbrella and pugger}^ in 
 mitigation of the fierce sun, while the rear is brought 
 up by my head boatman, bearing provisions and 
 abundance of soda water. 
 
 We strike straight into the country towards those 
 mountains where is situated the object of my pilgrimage, 
 the China-famed monastery of Yuen Fuh, through 
 a native village, where the everlasting yelping pariah 
 curs pursue me as persistently as a pack of draghounds 
 after a red herring dipped in aniseed, and where I 
 cause the same amazement among the inhabitants as 
 a Life Guardsman among the yokels of Devonshire. 
 Come, the miasma of this Chinese slushy-cum-slime 
 is actually thrown into the shade by the fragrance of 
 the orange trees which thickly crowd the ground in 
 careless wild profusion, charming in their covering of 
 snow-white blossom. 
 
 Then up the most fertile of valleys, up a glen rather, 
 with a burn which, cleverly dammed at intervals, covers 
 wide steppes of rice fields with exactly the required 
 depth of water. The sluices are adjusted to the 
 nicety of an inch, and the water is further regulated by 
 tread-wheels which the inhabitants work with never 
 varying labour. Here, however, are the usual narrow 
 raised footpaths running between swamps, and the same 
 odiously clever buffaloes, irritated by the scent of 
 a European, doing their very best to bowl me over. 
 Elsewhere the road is bordered with heavy crops of 
 
306 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 corn, with sweet potatoes so extraordinarily prolific as 
 to throw into the shade the productive powers of all 
 other potatoes, and with acres of luxuriant tobacco 
 plant. The ground is growing very rugged, and precipi- 
 tous, and steep, and the toil of climbing under this 
 tropical sun is far more severe than ascending the 
 steepest moor on the hottest twelfth of August. 
 
 ' Coolie ' (by signs), ' are we near the monastery ? ' 
 and he points to a far, far-off crag, suitable for an eagle's 
 eyrie. * Well ' (in extreme dismay), *I must go till I 
 drop, but I shall never reach it.' Then for the next 
 three-quarters of an hour there is a struggling for- 
 ward a few hundred yards at a time, varied by the 
 coolie constantly administering to me pick-me-ups of 
 brandy and soda ; then panting up fresh crags until 
 in a lather of perspiration, nape of neck and skull 
 aglow, with flanks sobbing like an over-ridden broken- 
 winded hunter, I giddily stagger up to the threshold 
 of the Yuen Fuh Monastery, the Mecca of my pilgrim- 
 age. 
 
 Why, this is like the most picturesque of Swiss 
 chalets, with its light-coloured pine planks, airy con- 
 struction, and fretwork roof. And what an astonish- 
 ing site has been selected — a gigantic three-quarter 
 arched natural cavern, through the immensely lofty 
 dome of which is seen the brightest and bluest of 
 skies, but with its heat tempered by the deep descent 
 of the rays. Arch and precipitous rock-walls are drip- 
 ping with innumerable rills, which, in some spots. 
 
FOOCHOW. 307 
 
 form stalactites and stalagmites ; in others, induce the 
 growth of many a tuft of clinging, large, bright- 
 leaved vegetation ; while at the swampy base, or rather 
 open front terrace, is an impenetrable tangled mass of 
 jungle, with every tree from pine to banyan and 
 bamboo, thick enough to shelter fifty tigers, or a herd 
 of buffalo. Chinese are insatiable in their curiosity 
 concerning aught that appertains to the human being, 
 but are as insensible as blocks to all the wonders and 
 beauties of nature. 
 
 My coolies impatiently beckon to me to follow them 
 up the outside ladder staircase, and, according to the 
 wont of the country, without a knock, and with your 
 leave or by your leave, we march into the domicile of 
 these holy recluses. There they are, about ten of 
 them, industriously pottering about household trifles. 
 They wear no specially characteristic dress, they are 
 undersized, skinny, grotesque-looking baboons of any 
 age between eighteen and eighty, rather like an 
 average set of coolies, with nothing extraordinary 
 about them except the absence of a pigtail, and the 
 whole of their scalps being shaved as smooth as marble, 
 which makes them extraordinarily ugly. Without 
 surprise or resentment at my intrusion they instantly 
 cluster about me with their habitual buzz of curiosity, 
 and I, in my turn, am bound to admit that I extracted 
 far more amusement out of these creatures than had 
 yet been my hap during my travels in China. 
 
 Noticing my prostration as I unceremoniously 
 
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308 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 flopped down on a bench, they bolt off for the usual 
 sugarless, milkless, teapotless tea ; the home-prepared 
 leaf as fragrant as flowers, and the infusion far more 
 renovating than my former therapeutic of brandy and 
 soda. But that pot of nearly boiling water about 
 which you are dancing in gesticulation, you surely do 
 not expect me to swallow that likewise ? Oh, 1 see. 
 I am to mop my scorched streaming face with it ; quite 
 right, far more refreshing than the coolest of baths. 
 Then, as I rest and set to work at my sandwiches, the 
 whole ten come near and scrutinise intently my 
 every gesture and mouthful, evidently exchanging 
 between themselves the freest comments. 
 
 By way of retaining my prestige, I repeat yester- 
 day's experiment and show off to them, as I would to 
 a set of infants, the various traveller's items I carry 
 about me, with the same brilliant success. Match-box, 
 many-bladed knife, pencil-case, compass, are each 
 examined in careful detail, and when with dumb pan- 
 tomime, appropriate to a Christmas mummery, I ex- 
 plain the various uses of each, their admiration and 
 delight are boundless. My sixpenny self-closing 
 tobacco pouch sends them off into peals of laughter, 
 but they are fearful and awed at my manipulation 
 of my small leather haversack ; concealing the spring- 
 lock with my hand, and simultaneously pressing and 
 blowing on the aperture, I make it fly open in the 
 manner with which most of us have at times attempted 
 to amuse children in arms. But my monk spectators 
 
FOOCHOW. 309 
 
 shrink back scared and discomfited : ' This is magic, 
 and we certainly have got the evil one amongst 
 us.' 
 
 Yet one of the brethren, I fear of a dangerously 
 latitudinarian turn of mind, resolved to get to the 
 bottom of the mystery, surreptitiously twitches the bag 
 aside, and I watch him, unperceived as he fancies, 
 creep into a corner and puff away at the bag, with 
 cheeks distended ready to bursting. No result. ' There, 
 that white devil clearly is a necromancer,' and he 
 quavers with unconcealed dread. 
 
 Come, let us change the subject. They are hand- 
 Img my gun, and, though familiar enough with match- 
 locks, they are puzzled at the breech-loading appa- 
 ratus. They eagerly entreat of me to fire it off, and 
 two rapidly successive shots awaken echoes over the 
 hills and far away in a descending gamut of softness 
 inexpressibly striking, I might almost say, beautiful. 
 Over and over again am I entreated to renew this 
 amusement, and keen is the competition for the pos- 
 session of the empty cartridges ; what they want them 
 for I cannot surmise. 
 
 ' Come, old fellows,' say I, with all the hilarity of 
 recent brandy and soda, 'let us be friends — have a 
 sandwich.' 
 
 They shrink back. 
 
 ' No — well, do try a nip of brandy. 
 
 Violent dissent. 
 
 ' At least join me in a bottle of soda,' making the 
 
310 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 cork fly out with a bang, which once more renews 
 their quaking. 
 
 *Ah, that white demon is actually pouring his 
 smoking, hissing liquid down his throat ! ' Dead silence, 
 pause, and one of the monks is apparently seized 
 with an idea. Catching hold of my sleeve and 
 signing to me to follow him, he hastily drags me into 
 an adjacent shrine, and, ignoring the Buddha, eagerly 
 directs my attention to two images of demons which 
 the Chinese habitually worship to avert malignant 
 influences. Clearly he is introducing me to some 
 evil spirits of whom he supposes I must have special 
 cognisance. 
 
 But now I have an opportunity of examining 
 every detail of this most sacred idol temple. As 
 regards the mere aspect, such sights have lost nearly 
 all their interest for me from previous frequent obser- 
 vation. There is the usual carving, and gold and 
 silk decoration, half tawdry, half magnificent ; the 
 flowers, the subdued light, the candles and tapers, 
 incense, and highly adorned altar — such melancholy 
 counterparts of Eoman Catholic ornamentation. 
 There is a mammoth gilt Buddha, sitting cross- 
 legged, with the luring expression to be traced in a 
 fat elderly gentleman or a sensuous satyr. His long 
 slit eyes are of Mongolian type, but his other features, 
 strangely enough, are distinctly European and not 
 Chinese. Still more remarkable, the idols are inva- 
 riably without pigtails. ' You see we dress our hair 
 
FOOCHOW. 311 
 
 like your gods,' said a European to a Buddhist. * Yes, 
 I see, and is your bodily frame of the same material, 
 brass ? ' was the ready retort. Eanged alongside of him 
 are his three wives, smaller gilt monstrosities, but their 
 features again revert to the Mongolian form. In a 
 modest recess are the two devils to which I have 
 alluded, and whence comes the strange fact that the 
 tradition of their appurtenances is identical in the 
 far East as in the West ? for they are represented with 
 horns, and forked tails tucked in semi-concealment 
 under them, but not with hoofs. They are dressed 
 in conventional Chinese fashion, and hold a hor- 
 rible-looking hammer and nail as implements of 
 torture. Some clumsy pictures close by represent, 
 as far as I can make out, the future sufferings of the 
 damned. 
 
 Now, my friends, I want to find out, but with 
 every possible care to avoid wounding your suscepti- 
 bilities, what are your genuine sentiments of respect 
 or religion towards these ostensibly most holy objects, 
 not symbols merely, of your worship. I carelessly 
 finger the sacred vessels, I turn over the incense and 
 joss-sticks, I stroll close up to the altar, and at last I 
 smack Buddha's fat ugly thigh contemptuously. I 
 believe I might almost have spat upon him, but the 
 monks evince not a vestige of withholding me, of 
 vexation, or even of disapproval. On the contrary, 
 their careless cackle and laughter is not for a moment 
 intermitted, and with increasing merriment they 
 
312 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 actually comply with my request for a bundle of the 
 sacred fragrant joss-sticks placed in a corner of the 
 shrine. 
 
 The famiHarity and contempt with which they 
 treat their idols relieves us from the consideration 
 for feehngs which one w^ould otherwise show to the 
 professors of even a degraded folly. ' Buddha smokes 
 his incense and is glad to get it,' rephes a priest 
 charged with irreverence ; * why should not I smoke 
 my tobacco ? ' During a drought it is common to 
 drag the rain-god into the sun, to make him feel how 
 parched the ground is. 
 
 Then the priests show me over their domestic 
 arrangements, rather in a spirit of pride than asceti- 
 cism, but were the practice of this latter quaHty their 
 object, nothing could be more frugal and rough. The 
 item of their provisions which struck me was an 
 enormous accumulation of ginger roots, identical with 
 those which we transform into preserve, but which 
 they eat simply boiled in their natural condition. Their 
 source of water supply is unique. High overhead the 
 thick root of a bamboo has wriggled its way through a 
 cleft in the solid arched rocks, and, acting as a depend- 
 ing conduit to a subterranean stream, sends a silver 
 thread of the purest, coldest water into a reservoir 
 below. 
 
 Once more the brethren drag me off to another 
 temple and triumphantly exhibit to me seven more 
 golden idols and two modestly retiring demons. But 
 
FOOCHOW. 313 
 
 I have had enough of so much which, taken on the 
 whole, is hideously, revoltingly grotesque, with the 
 occasional trace of that which is handsome. Well, 
 monks, good-bye ! I thank you much for your civility 
 and hospitality, and I beg to present you with these 
 two empty soda-water bottles (received with extreme 
 delight), and with this pecuniary donation for the 
 good of your monkery (eagerly clutched at, demon 
 though I be). You greedy creatures — more — you don't 
 often get such a windfall as this, and are trying your 
 tricks on a traveller. So, you admit this, and grin 
 thanks, and ' chin-chin,' and away I start to regain 
 my Eapid-boat. 
 
 My downhill return journey, freed from the scorch- 
 ing and overwhelming toil of the ascent, gives me 
 opportunities to note many objects previously over- 
 looked. The many thousands of cut-out steps, the 
 narrow path with incessant winding, now skirting the 
 edge of a precipice, now enlarging and running through 
 giant archways or beautiful natural grottoes ; above 
 all, the mountainously diversified and tropically rich 
 scenery, a vast garden, and the only one I could call 
 beautiful which I had seen in China — here, indeed, if 
 anywhere, ' every prospect pleases, and only man is 
 vile; 
 
 Suddenly there emerges round a corner a regular 
 type of the disreputable, ill-looking, country loafer 
 and semi-scoundrel. In England he would be a 
 poacher by occupation. Here he hangs about with 
 
314 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 one of those absurd matchlocks, a tube of iron, stock- 
 less, and fired from the thigh by a piece of slow- 
 match — ready to pick up prey in the shape of bird, 
 beast, or human being. After all it is just as well to 
 go about always armed in this country. Some of 
 these rice-fields are used as small fish stews, from 
 which inhabitants are even now taking out the 
 occupants, and are carrying two or three coarse 
 little carp, or a loathsome eel already semi-festering 
 in the hot sun, as a relish to their meal of rice and 
 pickles. I re-embark in my Eapid-boat, in which I 
 am speedily steered down the little cataracts, which 
 remind me of a miniature ' Lachine ' on the St. 
 Lawrence, and regain that comparative colossus, my 
 house-boat. Then I cause myself to be conveyed to 
 the vicinity of another riverside object, a waterfall, 
 of which I had picked up a tradition, land on a 
 desolate-looking shore, and again with two coolies 
 strike straight into country. But the sun is now 
 hidden by clouds which are rapidly piling up into 
 inky masses, and my head coolie, partly by signs, 
 partly by a few words of argot which he has picked 
 up, and calls pidgin-English, intimates that we are 
 about to have a deluge — will I not turn back ? No, 
 begun, half ended. I may never have another chance ; 
 press on. 
 
 What began with a thin forest now thickens into 
 an almost impenetrable jungle, with bamboo poles in 
 places as close as stockade work, and a tangled under- 
 
FOOCHOW. 315 
 
 growth ; through them, however, rushes a mountain 
 torrent, and by following its rocky course, and work- 
 ing tooth and nail, we make fair progress. True, I am 
 often obliged to wade ankle-deep, even over stepping 
 stones and shallows, but this wetting below matters 
 nothing in prospect of our drenching from above ; for 
 now the enormous thunder-drops are splashing down, 
 they come faster and faster, until they assume the 
 proportions of sheets of water. Heaven's artillery 
 crashes as if it would rend these solid rocks, the 
 lightning seems to blind one, and, straining every 
 muscle, I struggle forward through the jungle under 
 the fury of a tropical thunderstorm, the violence of 
 which it is impossible could be exceeded. And yet, 
 and yet, who could close their eyes to the beauties of 
 our path? Those beautiful red masses of hothouse 
 azaleas — I cannot but sometimes snatch at a dripping 
 spray, still more lovely in its bath — those orange 
 blossoms, wild and white among the tangled foliage, 
 imperiously claim my homage by the reminder of the 
 fragrance with which they load even the water-charged 
 air ; and those jewelled butterflies lend themselves 
 more readily to admiration from the fact that, beaten 
 down by the storm, they can flutter but slowly aside. 
 Higher we scramble, until among the crash of 
 the storm and the swi — shing of the torrents a fresh 
 roar arises — ah! the waterfall — but I can only discern 
 it dimly as I stand on the precipitous path, mid- 
 way between the stream below and the crags above. 
 
316 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 * Walkee down,' imperiously shouts in my ear my 
 head cooHe. All very well, but that means walkee 
 up again. However, sliding, slipping, and scrap- 
 ing I find myself at the base. Yes, the waterfall 
 is very magnificent, as it leaps down in volumes of 
 white foam, hundreds of feet from the crags above to 
 the boiling cauldron below ; but, after all, I have seen 
 similar beauties in beautiful Scotland, and the sur- 
 rounding tropical adjuncts constitute to me the real 
 charm, so, friend coolie, * walkee back again,' if you 
 please, to the path above, which is only reached by 
 pulling ourselves up, hand over hand, with the aid of 
 the friendly bamboos. 
 
 Back again as fast as possible ; as we retrace our 
 steps the torrent is no longer wade-able in many places. 
 On hands and knees do I crawl along the slippery 
 ledges, the firm grasp only of my sure-footed coolies 
 saving me from sliding into the angry rushing deep 
 stream, which would sweep me away as though I were 
 a leaf on the surface. Not a dry thread have I on 
 me, but this is not so much due to the streams over- 
 head as to the streams of perspiration which trickle 
 from me in the midst of the stiflingly hot atmosphere 
 of this steaming jungle. There, in a small clearing, is 
 a wood and rush structure ; is it a sort of lair or a 
 human habitation ? Human, but it will be hardly 
 wise to seek refuge among these wild Chinese men of 
 the woods. 
 
 On, on ; but the coolies have lost their way, and 
 
FOOCHOW. 317 
 
 the blackness of the storm is growing into the dark- 
 ness of night. At last there is a gleam from our house- 
 boat. I may without sentiment mutter, * Lead, kindly 
 light, amidst the encircling gloom,' and in a few 
 moments I have reached my haven, a dripping, pros- 
 trate specimen of thoroughly exhausted humanity. 
 
 If I expend even half a dozen lines on a matter of 
 such profound indifference to the reader as my per- 
 sonal indisposition, it is only to explain the sudden 
 termination of a journey whereof the interest was far 
 from exhausted. Fever and other indisposition, ma- 
 terially increased by recent exposure in the sun and 
 the jungle, at last prostrated me so completely, that 
 all my recourse to opium and to an invaluable little 
 medicine chest furnished by Squire failed to bring me 
 to time, and after a mental struggle I decided that 
 my only expedient was to issue the word of command 
 * Back to Foochow.' 
 
 The heat and the rain had reduced all my garments 
 to such a state as to be unwearable until they had 
 been subjected to the stove. So a fire is lighted in 
 the saloon, and I am compelled to sit on deck in what 
 I may describe as coolie costume. Partly drifting 
 with the current, partly aided by the struggling efforts 
 of six rowers, partly wafted along by the light breeze, 
 we speed quickly down the river. The storm has 
 cleared away, the moon gives enough light to tempt 
 us to look, and enough shadow to mystify. 
 
 Jagged mountain crests and wooded hill slopes 
 
318 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 stand out clearly, and the normal silence is rendered 
 more striking by incidental sounds. Nightingales, or 
 their Chinese representatives, burst forth with their 
 entrancing *jug-jug;' a startled night bird gives a 
 sudden shriek ; hark to that shrill whistle from the 
 bank, human without doubt. It is quickly responded 
 to, and followed by the signalling flashes of a lantern 
 and a certain scuffling on the shore as we pass. The 
 creek pirates, or rather river marauders, are as plen- 
 tiful as blackberries in these regions. At all events 
 we have been carried quickly beyond those night 
 birds. My coolies work like galley slaves, and pull 
 away at their heavy oars with an unwearied energy 
 which is astounding ; and they now begin to lift up 
 their voices in a chorus of unearthly yells, which 
 apparently affords them immeasurable ease and 
 delight, accompanied with stamps of their naked 
 feet which cause to quiver every timber in the boat. 
 Sleep to the fever-tossed unfortunate — pooh ! — not a 
 wink till long after daylight. Then I awake about 
 twenty-six miles from yesterday's starting point, and 
 disembarking, buckle to for my six miles' walk across 
 country ere I can regain Foochow. Of course the 
 blazing sun nearly prostrates a European, but the 
 natives heed it no more than we should heed a couple 
 of degrees of frost. Oddly sheltered as to their heads 
 by bamboo-plaited hats, literally of the same expanse 
 as an average umbrella, and with their naked bronzed 
 skins free from perspiration, they dig and harrow, and 
 
FOOCHOW. 319 
 
 SOW and gather, they drive pigs, ducks, geese, and 
 buffalo, and, above all, they dig-in manure. The 
 children run about as naked as the day they were 
 born ; the women, decently clothed, however, perform- 
 ing more than a fair share of work; and I witness 
 busy scenes of suburban industry which I had missed 
 during my previous eventide journey over the same 
 district. The anachronism of sowing and reaping, 
 simultaneously, identical crops attests the fertility of 
 the soil, the industry of the workers, and the favour- 
 able nature of the climate. Here are rice, beans, 
 sweet potatoes, barley and wheat, but no oats ; not a 
 sign of a horse, a few buffaloes, and no machinery 
 whatever ; the labour is entirely manual — even in 
 some cases to the extent of ploughing. 
 
 The narrow slippery paths running through the 
 rice swamps are constantly choked with passenger 
 traffic. The wayfarers stop to stare, but make way 
 for me with perfect good temper, and without any 
 attempt at hustling. Group after group do I pass of 
 the most jovial processions of coffin-bearers, singing 
 and splitting their sides with laughter. They are 
 conveying bodies to yonder hill burying grounds, and 
 these spread over an extent equal to that which I have 
 described at Chinkiang, but the graves are far more 
 elaborate and carefully tended. The only qualification 
 for site is that the surface should slope and drain off 
 the rain — no exigencies as to the head and feet lying 
 east and west. Every little tumulus is crowded with 
 
320 ENGLISH CHINA 
 
 irregularly placed mounds, and every mound is be- 
 sprinkled with joss paper money, on which is stamped 
 in gilt characters a fancy value, destined for the service 
 of the ghosts. There are few inscriptions and still 
 fewer stone or masonry vaults, though here and there 
 is a large semicircular wall enclosing a family resting- 
 place. The space inside has been utilised by the 
 practical agriculturists as thrashing floors, and I see 
 many labourers, like Bible Gideons, beating out the 
 grain with a stick, or causing the buffaloes to trample 
 over the bundles, and effecting the winnowing by 
 exposing the products to the wind of the open air. 
 Foochow at last, 
 
 Moderate diet, 
 A snug loose box, and perfect quiet, 
 
 is the best prescription in these climes. 
 
 Shall I tell you aught about Kuh Shan, a monas- 
 tery in the immediate vicinity of Foochow, of almost 
 equal repute and sanctity with Yuen Fuh, but larger 
 and richer? Very little, because there would be a 
 wearisome monotony of description, although in actual 
 experience there was considerable difference between 
 the two. Let me, therefore, dwell only on these points 
 of divergence. Once more I toil up a mountain of the 
 same characteristics as at Yuen Fuh, and as we ap- 
 proach an outlying shrine the deep tolling of a bell, at 
 exactly equal intervals of about thirty seconds, sounds 
 solemn beyond measure, almost weird, as it re-echoes 
 over the rocks and dark, solitary, wooded hills. Here is 
 
FOOCHOW. 321 
 
 its origin — a burn turning an ' overshot ' water wheel 
 constitutes a never-ceasing automatic bell-striker. 
 
 We dispose of our luncheon within the sacred pre- 
 cincts to the perfect content of the ragged priests, and 
 pick up a little waif and stray experience of the spiritual 
 exercises of the agricultural population. A few way- 
 farers prostrate themselves before the idol of Buddha, 
 grovelling on the earth, and banging their heads 
 frequently against the hard ground. One inquirer 
 into his impending fortune first knocks his forehead 
 and begs that the divination may be a true one, then 
 he applies himself to a priest, who shakes haphazard 
 out of a vase one of a heap of rolled up papers, each 
 of which bears a sentence which may be twisted into 
 almost any sort of prophecy, and the seeker departs, 
 apparently quite contented. Then to the cluster of 
 wooden chalets constituting the head-quarters of the 
 monastery. 
 
 There we see an oblong pond tenanted by sacred 
 carp, whicM as curiosities surpass their historical fellows 
 at Versailles. The moment we tossed a crust of bread 
 a few feet from the edge, the coarse creatures, about forty 
 in number, varying in size from one to eight pounds, 
 rushed to the spot, crowded as, but far less fearless 
 than, a flock of sheep. These naturally shyest of all 
 shy fish showed not a vestige of timidity. In struggling 
 for the morsels they dragged themselves over the backs 
 of their competitors, half thrusting their own bodies 
 out of the water ; they fought, they set up a chorus 
 
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322 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 of loud sucking with their hideous leathery mouths, 
 and they afforded us a full opportunity, for which 
 anglers might vainly seek during a lifetime, of 
 observing their ways. Their existence is carefully 
 guarded over, and they bore many marks of an age 
 which their comparatively small size seemed to nega- 
 tive. One, a six-pounder, was distinguished above his 
 fellows as being of a golden colour, closely approxima- 
 ting that of the ornamental gold fish. 
 
 In the temple was a relic, the object of immeasur- 
 able reverence— a tooth of Buddha. For long our 
 endeavours to see it were fruitless. The priests 
 declare they do not understand us — they have no 
 relics here — certainly none so holy. But our 
 ascending bids of backsheesh reach at last a point which 
 induces compliance. We are led with trembling awe 
 to a temple, to its altar, to the small shrine thereon ; 
 a casket is unlocked, and there we see set, in the precise 
 fashion of a Eoman Catholic relic, an ugly, dirty, 
 yellow, gigantic tooth, which an amateur physiologist 
 would pronounce to have belonged to a mammoth 
 horse. Probably the priest judges from our anxiety 
 to inspect the object that we are inspired with a 
 reverential belief in the doctrines of his religion, and, 
 anxious to transact a little more profitable business, he 
 offers for a dollar to convoke a chin-chin, or orison of 
 monks, which shall produce a shower of rain. But we 
 at once close negotiations herein by explaining that 
 our present wish is for a continuance of the cloudless 
 sky. 
 
FOOCHOW. 323 
 
 Quitting the large crowd of dirty, lounging, 
 despicable, degraded monks — the universal contempt 
 with which the ministers of superstition in China are 
 regarded is indeed fully justified — we retrace our steps 
 by a fresh route to our point of re- embarkation. The 
 road leads us through an infinity of stone arch- 
 ways, down a multiplicity of some thousands of 
 steps, and past rocks carved with the strangest and 
 most elaborate devices and curious inscriptions ; then 
 through villages scattered about the hot steaming 
 marshes. 
 
 In all cases clumps of trees are planted, apparently 
 with the view of absorbing some of the noxious 
 miasmas. But the Chinese seem to possess a talent 
 for giving an air of squalor to all their towns and 
 villages, and here too there is an entire absence of all 
 sanitary arrangements, the usual accumulation of de- 
 composing organic matter, and the consequent terrible 
 stenches. 
 
 Before I quitted Foochow I came across a German, 
 from whom I obtained some photographs of the adja- 
 cent localities. He assured me that the suspicion 
 and dislike with which Chinese of all classes regard 
 his art is invincible. On one occasion he offered 
 thirteen dollars to clear away some obstructing 
 bamboos which were only worth three dollars, but the 
 proprietor spitefully refused. Ten dollars is the low^est 
 bribe w^hich will induce even a coolie to allow himself 
 to be included in a group, as he considers that by 
 
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324 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 having his portrait taken he brings down on his head 
 the probabiHty of a great calamity within twelve 
 months. 
 
 I have repeatedly referred to the serious and 
 incessant inconvenience I experienced, owing to my 
 total ignorance of the Chinese language. Why had 
 I not picked up a few sentences, either by dint of con- 
 stant association with it or by methodical study ? I 
 only abandoned this common sense intention after the 
 most mature deliberation. As for pronunciation and 
 grammar, the books dealing with these intricacies 
 are such as to strike dismay even into those who have 
 made European languages their study, for the Chi- 
 nese have not so much as a parallel to our alphabet. 
 Certain symbols, derived from sign writing, represent 
 certain root w^ords, which when combined, expanded, 
 and added to, make up their whole vocabulary. Prac- 
 tically, therefore, there is no such thing as spelling ; 
 there are as many symbols as there are words — and 
 these are variously computed by different students 
 from 40,000 to 50,000, though for ordinary purposes 
 as few as about 4,000 characters will suffice. It is 
 evident w^hat a prodigious exercise of memory is in- 
 volved in acquiring the mere rudiments of the written 
 language. Nor can even a slight colloquial knowledge 
 be acquired without immoderate study. An approxi- 
 mately literal translation of an English sentence is 
 constantly impracticable owing to the entire absence 
 of many corresponding terms, and a roundabout 
 
FOOCHOW. 325 
 
 paraphrase only is attainable.^ Translators of the 
 Bible have been beset by a yet unsolved difficulty in 
 adequately rendering the word ' God.' Terms specially 
 applicable to civilisation, such as steamer, railway, 
 telegraph, artillery, can only be rendered by a child- 
 ish periphrasis. It is worth notice, as an illustration 
 of national churlishness, that they possess no corre- 
 sponding terms whatever for * please ' and * thank 
 you ; ' they ignore all kindly recognition for small 
 services. Again, the same word frequently expresses 
 different meanings according as it is pronounced in 
 a low or high key, there being four different tones in 
 the language. Thus ' shan ' may mean a mountain, 
 or virtuous ; * yen ' salt, tobacco, or an eye ; according 
 as the pitch of the voice is base or treble. The gradu- 
 ated inflections are to a foreigner almost imperceptible. 
 Great as is the difficulty of adults in acquiring Chi- 
 nese, greater still is the difficulty in preventing 
 English children in picking it up from their amas. 
 The most stringent rules on the part of exceedingly 
 silly mothers fail to prevent gabbling with fluency a 
 language which learned men toil in vain to acquire. 
 
 But the most serious drawback of all is the differ- 
 ence of dialects, almost amounting to a difference of 
 language, within very narrow zones. Supposing the 
 student after much patient labour to have vanquished 
 the difficulties of paraphrase and of rapid, inharmo- 
 nious slurred-over pronunciation, and to be able to 
 » See p. 47. 
 
326 ENGLISH CHINA. 
 
 convey his meaning at Canton ; he travels a hundred 
 miles northwards, towards Swatow or Amoy, and the 
 former vernacular is totally unrecognisable. My 
 Hong Kong * boy ' in such a case was as incapable of 
 making himself understood as was I, and he declared 
 with much anger his inability to comprehend one 
 word which his countrymen were saying. At last I 
 discover him talking briskly with some local native 
 servants — but they are actually conversing in pidgin- 
 English. You would search far indeed ere you would 
 overhear a more ludicrous jargon. 
 
 In fine, is it worth spending a single week in a 
 labour where the results are so infinitesimally small ? 
 Or will it repay one to devote years in acquiring a 
 language so illimitable and ill-defined that erudite 
 scholars never feel they have mastered it, but are for 
 ever compelled to * keep it up ' — a language destitute 
 of the literature of science and art, possessing only 
 compilations of so-called philosophy, which have been 
 palmed off on an uninvestigating world as marvels of 
 sagacity, but which a closer scrutiny reveals as in the 
 main a farrago of folly ? I submit, No — waste not 
 an hour in a study as a general rule so useless. There 
 are clearly certain exceptional occupations, such as 
 missionaries and doctors, where a certain colloquial 
 knowledge is absolutely indispensable. Nay more — I 
 cannot but think that such a knowledge would be 
 valuable to the permanently resident English em- 
 ployes. Yet it is a remarkable fact that practically 
 
FOOCHOW. 327 
 
 scarcely an individual among these educated gentle- 
 men who have spent ten, fifteen, twenty years in the 
 country can speak a single syllable of the language. 
 But beware how you tread on this ticklish ground, lest 
 you produce a dynamite explosion, the effects of which 
 are altogether disproportionate to the bulk. * A 
 knowledge of Chinese would be worse than useless — 
 it would be pernicious to us,' is the angry outburst. , 
 * Our transactions are all conducted through the 
 native compradores, who invariably know Enghsh, 
 and were it even suspected that we understand the 
 vernacular, the Chinese traders would defeat us with 
 their own facile weapons of linguistic chicane and 
 fraud, and in the long run our business would suffer.' 
 These arguments are so superficial that it will surely 
 suffice to reply that every knowledge must be power, 
 and that the optional exercise of that power cannot be 
 otherwise than a potential element of prosperity. Of 
 course the real reason is that the task of acquisition 
 w^ould be intolerably laborious, with which arguments 
 I heartily concur. 
 
 Of the peculiarities, good and bad, of the Chinese 
 intellect in respect of instruction, I once had experi- 
 ence — perhaps rather a favourable one — in one of my 
 ' boys ' of about twenty-three, who after two or three 
 unsuccessful attempts at persuasion, at least induced 
 me to undertake to teach him to read and write our 
 language, of which acquirement he was entirely igno- 
 rant. He was, however, fairly versed in a colloquial 
 
328 ENaLISH CHINA. 
 
 knowledge, and was of an intelligence considerably 
 above the average. At first his progress in reading 
 was startlingly quick— at last it w^as portentously 
 slow. He exhibited wonderful powers of memory, but 
 a singular absence of powers of deduction. I could 
 easily teach him the spelling and pronunciation of 
 chrononhotonthologos and latitudinarianism, but if 
 with patient endeavour I explained to him that b-o-o-t 
 must spell * boot,' and then asked for the reading of 
 r-o-o-t, the chances were that the reply would be 
 ' great coat ' or ' umbrella.' Similarly in wTiting, in 
 an inconceivably short time he picked up the knack 
 of caligraphy ; so much so, that I was disconcerted 
 at his reproduction of his master's handwriting to an 
 absurd extent of accuracy. Often was I compelled to 
 inquire of him, ' Where does my copy end and where 
 does your exercise begin ? ' But when we advanced 
 to intelligent dictation, still more to the construction 
 of simple original sentences, he was as much at sea 
 as a child of seven years old. His laboriousness was 
 beyond praise, his artfulness in inveigling me to give 
 him a few extra minutes of instruction was touching 
 — and yet at the end of three months' regular per- 
 sistent teaching, my feeling was one of disappoint- 
 ment. A dull European scholar would in my opinion 
 be more encouraging in the long run. 
 
 Here, for the present, ends the narrative of my 
 experiences of the Far East. I am confident that my 
 facts and deductions will be flatly contradicted by at 
 
FOOCHOW. 329 
 
 least one class of individuals — the ' twenty-years-in- 
 the-country-and-speak-the-language ' men, who resent 
 the most evident propositions enunciated by unpre- 
 judiced newcomers. Forgetful or ignorant of the 
 Western world, and ignorant of their own ignorance, 
 they insist that we should disbelieve all we have 
 actually seen and heard. And though I have laboured 
 to write truly and impartially, how, as Mr. W. Cooke 
 says in ' China,' can I hope to escape inaccuracies in 
 speaking of a country which represents one mass of 
 contradictions — of a country where roses have no fra- 
 grance, the women no petticoats, and the magistrates 
 no honour; where old men fly kites, and puzzled 
 people scratch their backs instead of their heads ; 
 where the seat of honour is on the left, and the abode 
 of intellect is in the stomach ; where to take off your 
 hat is insolent, and to wear white is to wear mourn- 
 ing ; where, finally, there is a. literature without an 
 alphabet, and a language without a grammar ? 
 
INDEX. 
 
 ABO 
 
 Aborigines near Foochow, 295 
 Agriculture, 102, 141, 161, 319 
 Ancestral worship, 189, 190, 201 
 Anglo-Chinese, 30, 280 
 Animosity towards Europeans, 
 
 229 
 Anomalies, national, 329 
 
 Bank at Hong Kong, 7 
 
 Barbers, 231 
 
 Bargaining, system of, 227 
 
 Bell, automatic, 321 
 
 Bird's-nest soup, 289 
 
 Boat. See Eapid-boat and House- 
 boat 
 
 'Boys,' Chinese, 44, 327 
 
 Brick tea, 156 
 
 Buddhist monks, 307, 322 
 
 Buffaloes, animosity towards 
 Europeans, 228, 297, 305 
 
 Cangue, 241 
 
 Carp, 321 
 
 Children, importance of male, 
 275 
 
 Chinese submissiveness, 67, 230 ; 
 inability to comprehend Eng- 
 lish character, 101 ; suppres- 
 sion of knowledge, 128 ; in- 
 capacity for gratitude, 185, 
 191 ; courage, deficiency of, 
 222 ; beauty, low type of, 286 ; 
 conversation, 286 ; temperance, 
 296 
 
 Chinkiang, 124 
 
 Cholera, 165 
 
 Chopsticks, 288 
 
 FOO 
 
 Climate, Chinese dread of wet, 
 21 ; tropical downpour, 22 ; 
 heat of, 23; health of, 28; 
 unsuitable for children, 28 
 
 Compradores, 327 
 
 Devil-woeship, 311 
 Dinner-party at Hong Kong, 31 
 — Chinese, 284 
 Doctors, 163 
 Dogs, pariah, 298 
 Dragon-devouring moon, 264 
 Drainage, neglect of, 222 
 Dress, native, 16, 21 
 Ducks, extraordinary numbers of, 
 
 136 
 Ducks, sagacity of, 277 
 
 Eating, Chinese method of, 119 
 Eggs, decomposed, a luxury, 291 
 Emotions, expression of, 236 
 Employe, career of English, 283 
 Executions, 243 
 Extravagance of Anglo-Chinese, 
 
 281 
 Eye, extraction of, 168 
 
 Feet, deformed, 169, 173 
 
 Fever, 165 
 
 Firewalls, 256 
 
 Fish, coarseness of, 233 
 
 Foliage, 301 
 
 Foochow, arrival at, 270 ; scenery, 
 
 279 ; social life in, 280 
 Foochow Mission, 187 
 Food, Chinese, 73, 254, 289 
 
332 
 
 INDEX 
 
 FEE 
 
 French administration at Shang- 
 hai, 75-78 
 Funeral, Chinese, 14, 235 
 — military, 53 
 
 Gardens, botanical, 27 ; private, 
 
 253 
 Gateways decorated with heads, 
 
 246 
 Graves, at Shanghai, 105 ; at 
 
 Chinkiang, 126; at Yuenki, 
 
 309 
 Groaning of coolies, 234 
 Guilds, 247 
 
 Hankow, 146; precautions against 
 revolt, 149 ; exploration of city, 
 216 ; streets, 217 ; guilds, 247 
 
 Hanyan, 146 
 
 Happy Valley, 18 
 
 Health, 19 
 
 Hong Kong, ignorance concern- 
 ing, 1 ; harbour, 3 ; hos- 
 pitality, 4 ; houses, 6 ; popula- 
 tion, 16 ; cemetery, 18 ; Sun- 
 day at, 41 ; native quarter, 48 ; 
 Queen's birthday parade, 51 ; 
 defences, 58 ; financial statis- 
 tics, 62 ; acquisition of, 63 
 
 Honkiew, 74 
 
 Hospitality, 272 
 
 Hospitals, 169, 180 
 
 House-boat, 299 
 
 Hwangpoo Eiver, 66-69 
 
 PEE 
 
 KlUKIANG, 1 
 
 Kowloon, 60 
 Kuh Shan, 320 
 
 Ladies, Chinese, 285 
 Language, knowledge of Chinese, 
 
 324 
 Lascars, gun, 57 
 
 Machinery, absence of, 228 
 
 Mail, arrival of, 42 
 
 Mandarin pageantry, 245, 263 
 
 Medical Missions, 167, 178 
 
 Medicines, 164 
 
 Min, Eiver, forts at mouth of, 269 
 
 Missioimries, P^re Gannier, 121 
 ill success of, 185 ; Foochow 
 labours, 187 ; difficulties, 189 
 at Zic-a-wei, 193 ; opening for 
 200 ; success of Eonian Catho 
 lies, 201 ; failure of Protestants 
 203 ; their indifference, 205 
 remedies of defects, 211 
 
 Money, nature of currency, 159, 
 227, 263 
 
 Music, 110, 291 
 
 Musquitoes, 40 
 
 Nankin, 132 
 
 Navigation, difficulties of river, 
 
 303 
 Night scenery, 347 
 
 Idols, 236, 310 
 
 Ignorance respecting Europe, 198 
 
 Imitative powers, 328 
 
 Infanticide, 276 
 
 Inland Mission, 209 
 
 Innovations, aversion to, 128 
 
 Insects, 37 
 
 Instruction, religious, 177, 186 
 
 Jinricksha. Sec Eicksha 
 Joss-houses, 237 
 Jungle, 315 
 
 Op/i'.ii -HOUSES, 256 ; opium, exag- 
 geration of evil, 257 ; examin- 
 ation of samples, 261 ; experi- 
 ence of smoking, 262 
 
 * Orphan ' Island, 135 
 
 Pagoda anchorage, 270 
 Passengers, mixed nationalities 
 
 of, 116 
 ' Peak,' 34 
 Peep-shows, 235 
 
INDEX 
 
 333 
 
 PER 
 
 Perfumes, 225 
 
 Pheasants, gold, 160 ; Beeves' 
 
 161 
 Photography, 323 
 Pidgin-English, 46, 326 
 Piracy, 61, 347 
 Police court at Shanghai, 85 
 Ponies, 97 
 
 Population on rivers, 140 
 Porcelain tiles, 249 
 Portuguese in China, 49 
 Prisons, 239 
 Procession, religious, 237 
 
 Quarrels, street, 230 
 
 ZIC 
 
 Soldiers' daily routine, 56 
 Sport, 104, 136 
 Stanley village, 61 
 Street sights, 220 
 Surgical operations, 166 
 
 Tea, brick, 156 
 
 — judging, 154 
 
 — tasting, 150 
 Temples, 202, 310, 322 
 Theatre at Shanghai, 108 
 Thunderstorms, 26, 315 
 Toadstools, 289 
 Torture, 241 
 
 Trees, miniature, 253 
 Tungliu, 134 
 
 Kacing, 97 
 
 Railways, 129 
 
 Rapid-boat, 300, 314 
 
 Ricksha, 12 
 
 River life, 273 
 
 Roads, 126 
 
 Robbers, 33 
 
 Roofs, decoration of, 249 
 
 Routine of a hot day, 22 
 
 Samshu, 290 
 
 Schools, 171, 181 
 
 Science, Chinese, a delusion, 196 
 
 Sedan-chairs, 12 
 
 Shanghai, river approach, 66 ; 
 general aspect, 68-70 ; boun- 
 daries, 72 ; French concession, 
 74 ; history, 78 ; form of 
 government, 80; statistics, 82 ; 
 social life, 93 ; Sunday at, 95, 
 98 ; gambling, 96 ; suburbs, 99 
 
 Ships, facilities for rising of na- 
 tive passengers, 117 
 
 Sickaway. See Zic-a-wei 
 
 Singing, 110, 291 
 
 Slaves, 262 
 
 Smells, foul, 223 
 
 Snipe, 16 
 
 Uneducated Chinese women, 286 
 
 Victoria, town of, 11 
 Villages, Chinese, 107, 132 
 Voices, inharmonious, 219 
 
 Waterfall, 316 
 Writing, excellence of, 252 
 Wuchau, 146 
 Wuhu, 136 
 
 Yamens, 238 
 
 Yang-tsze-kiang River, 116 ; 
 shifting of bed, 125, 145; 
 scenery, 132; unknown to 
 travellers, 144 ; magnitude and 
 riches, 145 ; a crowded high- 
 way, 263 
 
 Yuen Fuh Monastery, 306 
 
 — River, 272, 301 
 
 Yuenki, 296 
 
 Zic-a-wei, Missionary station at, 
 193 
 
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