UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA AT LOS ANGELES J THE WORKS O F PHILIP MASSINGER, VOLUME the SECOND. CONTAINING, The RE NEC ADO. The P I C T U R E. The FATAL DOWRY. The EMPEROR OF THE EAST. The MAID OF HONOUR. LONDON: Printed for T. DAVIES, in Ruffel-Strect, Cavtnt-Garden. M DCC LXI. v. THE RENEGADO. A TRAGI-COMEDY. As it hath been often Afted, by the Queen's Majefty's Servants, at the private Play-houfe in Drury-Lane, in the Year 1630. By PHILIP MASSINGER. VOL. II. A 42G881 TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE GEORGE HARDING, Baron Barklcy, of Hartley Caftle, and Knight of the. Honourable Ovder of the BATH. r r 7 My good Lord, bff honoured for old Nobility, or Hereditary Ti- ties is not -alom proper to yourfelf, but to fomf few cf your Rank, who may challenge the like Privilege with you : But in cur Age to vouch- fafe (as you have of ten- done) a ready Hand to raife the dc- jecled Spirits of the contemned Sons of the Mufes -, fucb as would not fuffer the glorious Fire of Poejy to be wholly ex- tinguijhed, is fo remarkable, and peculiar to your Lordjhip, that with a full Vote, and Suffrage it is acknowledged^ that the Patronage^ and Protection of the dramatic Poem, is yours, and almoft without a Rival. I defpair not therefore^ but that my Ambition to prefent my Service in this Kind, may in your Clemency meet with a gentle Interpretation. Confirm it, my good Lord in your gracious Acceptance of this Trifle ; in which if I were net confident there arc fome Pieces wor- thy the Perufal, it Jhould have been Caught an humbler flight ; and the Writer (your Countryman) never yet made happy in your Notice, and Favour, had not made tits an Advocate to plead for bis 4dwffiw among fuch as are wholly, and Jinccrely devoted to your Service. I may live to tender my humble Thstnkfulnsfs in fome higher Strain ; and, 'till then, comfort myfelf with hope, that you defcend from your Height to receive Your Honour's commanded Servant, PHILIP MASSINGER. A 2 Dramatis Perfonx. 'Afambeg, Viceroy of Tunis. Muftapba, Baflia of Aleppo. Vitelli^ a Gentleman of Ve- nice difguis'd. Francifco, a Jefuit. Anthonio Grimaldi, the Re- Carazie, an Eunuch. Gazety Servant to Fitelli. Aga. Capiaga. Majler. Boatfwain. Sailors. Jailor. Three Turks . Donufa, Neice to Amuratb Paulina, Sifter to Vitelli. Servant to Dcnufa The Original Atfors. [OHN BLANYE. JOHN SUMNER. VIlCHAEL WILLIAM REIGNALDS, WILLIAM ALLEN. WILLIAM ROBINS. EPWAR.D SHAKERLEY, EDWARD ROGERS. THEO. BOURNE. Scene, Tunis. THE THE RENEGADO. A TRAGICOMEDY. ACT I. SCENE I. Enter Vitelli and Gazet. Vitdll. ' VE hir'd a Shop, then ? es ^' r an d ur Wares Brittle as a Maidenhead at fixteen) Are fafe unladen , not a Chryftal crack'd, Or China Difh needs fod*ring \ our choice Pictures, As they came from the Workman, without Blemifh ; And 1 have ftudied Speeches for each Piece, And in a thrifty Tone, to fell 'em off, Will fwear by Mahomet, and Termagant, That this is Miftrefs to the great Duke of Florence* That Neice to old King Pe-pin, and a Third An Aujlrian Princefs by her Roman Nofe, How e'er my Confcience tells me they are Figures Of Bawds and common Courtefans in Venice. Vittl. You make no Scruple of an Oath, then ? Gaz. Fye, Sir! 'Tis cut of my Indentures , I'm bound there A 5 To 6 T H E R E N E G A D (X To fwear for my Matter's Profit, as fecurely As your Intelligencer muft for his Prince, That fends him forth an honourable Spy To ferve his Purpofes. And, if it be lawful In a Chriftian Shopkeeper to cheat his Father, I cannot find but, to abuie a7urk In the Sale of our Commodities, muibbe thought A meritorious Work. Vitel. I wonder, Sirrah, What's your Religion ? Gaz. 'Troth, to anfwer truly, I would not be of one that mould command me To feed upon poor John, when I fee Pheafants And Partridges on the Table : Nor do I like The other that allows us to eat Flefh In Lent though it be rotten, rather then be Thought fuperflitious, as your zealous Cobler, And learned Botcher preach at Amjterdam l Over a Hotchpotch. I'd not be confin'd In my Belief, when all your Seels, and Sectaries Are grown of one Opinion -, if I like it, I will profefs myfclf, in the mean Time Live I in England, Spain, France, Rome, Geneva, I'm of that Country's Faith. Vitel. And what mounts? Will you turn Turk here? Gaz, No : So I mould lofe A Collop of that Part my Dell enjoin'd me To bring home as fhe left it : 'Tis her Venture, Nor "Bare I barter that Commodity Without her fpecial Warrant, Vitel. You're a Knave, Sir ; Leaving your Roguery, think upon my Bufmefs : It is no 1'ime to fool now ; 1 As yur zealous Ciblcr And learned Botrber preach at Amfterdam Much about this Time the Low Countries were infefted ttith a fu- peeen to you. All I afk Is Faith, and' Secrecy. Car. Say but you doubt me, And, to fecure you, I'll cut out my Tongue I am libde in the Breech already. Manto. Do not hinder Yourfelf .by thefe Delays. . Don. Xhus then I whifper My own Shame to you. that I fliould.blufh To fpeak what I fo much defire to do ! And further .[Wbifpers, and ufes vehement A ft ions. Manto. Is this all ? Don. Think it not bafe ; Although I know the^ffice undergoes A c'oarfeConftruftiori. Car. Coarfe ? *Tis but procuring A Smock Employment, which has made mpreJCnights, In a Country I could name, then twenty Years B 4 Of 24 THERENEGADO. Of Service in the Field. Don. You have my Ends. Manto. Which fay you have arriv'd at, be not wanting To yourfelf, and fear not us. Car. I know my Burthen : I'll bear it with Delight. Manto. Talk not, but do. [Exeunt Carazie, Manto. Don. O Love ! what poor Shifts thou doft force us to ? [Exit Donufa. SCENE II. Enter Aga, Capiaga, Janizaries. Aga. She was ever our good Miftrefs, and our Maker, And mould we check at a little Hazard for her, We were unthankful. Cap. I dare pawn my Head, 'Tis ibme difgufed Minion of the Court, Sent from great Amurath^ to learn from her The Viceroy's Actions. Aga. That concerns not us; His Fall may be our Rife : Whatever he be, He pafles through my Guards. Cap. And mine provided He give the Word. Enter Vitelli. Vitel. To faint now, being thus far, Would argue me of Cowardice. Aga. Stand the Word Or, being a Chriftian, to prefs thus far, Forfeits thy Life. Vitel. Donufa. Aga. Pafs in Peace. [Exeunt Aga, and Janizaries. Vitel. What a Privilege her Name bears ! 'Tis wond'rous ftrange ! If the great Officer The Guardian of the inner Port deny not.* Cap, THE REN EGAD O. z 3 Cap. Thy Warrant. Speak, Or thou art dead. Vitel. Donufa. Cap. That protects thee ; without Fear, enter. So Difcharge the Watch. [Exit VitelJi, Capiaga. SCENE III. Enter Carazie, Manto. Car. Though he hath paft the Aga^ and chief Porter, This cannot be the Man. Manto. By her Defcription, I am fure it is. Car. O Women, Women ! What are you? A great Lady dote upon A Haberdalher of fmall Wares ! Manto. Pifh ! thou haft none. Car. No ; if I had I might have ferv'd the Turn : This 'tis to want Munition, when a Man Should make a Breach and enter. Enter Vitelli. Manto. Sir ! you're welcome : Think what 'tis to be happy, and pcffefs it. Car. Perfume the Rooms there, and make Way. Let Mufic's choice Notes entertain the Man, The Princefs now purpofes to honour. Vitel. I am ravifh'd. [Exeunt* SCENE IV. A Room of State. A Table fet forth) Jewels and Bags upon it: Loud Muftc. Enter Donufa, takes a Chair -^ to her Carazie, Vitelli, Manto. Don. Sing o'er the Ditty, that I laft compos'd Upon my Love-fick PafTion : Suit your Voice To *6 THERENEGADO. To the Mufic that's plac'd yonder, we fhafl hear you With more Delight and Pleafure. Car. I obey you. [&># Vitel. Is not this fempe, or the blefled Shades, Where innocent Spirits refide ? Or do I dream, And this a heavenly Vifion ? Howfoever, It is a Sight too glorious to behold For fuch a Wretch as I am. [Stands amax'd. Car. He is daunted. Manto. Speak to him, Madam ! cheer him up, o,r you Deftroy what you have built. Car. Would I were furnifli'd With his Artillery, and if I flood Gaping as he does, hang me. Vitel. That I might ever dream .thus. [Kneels. Don. Banifh Amazement : You wake -, your Debtor tells you fo, your Debtor : And to allure you that I am Subftan.ce, And no aerial Figure, thus I raife you. Why do you make ? My foft Touch brings no Ague ; No biting Froft is in this Palm ; nor are My Looks like to the Gorgon's Head, that turn Men into Statues : Rather they have Power (Or I have been abus'd) where they beftow Their Influence (let me prove it Truth in you) To give to dead Men Motion. Vitel. Can this be ? May I believe my Senfes ? Dare I think I have a Memory ? Or that you are That excellent Creature, that of late difdain'd not To look on my poor Trifles. Don. I am She. Vitel. The Owner of that blefied Name, Domtfa, Which, like a potent Charm, although pronounc'd By my prophane, but much unworthier Tongue, Hath brought me fafe to this forbidden Place, Where Chriftian yet ne'er trod ? Don. I am the fame. Vitel THERENEGADO. 27 l. And to what End, great Lady, pardon me, That I prefume to afk, did your Command Command me hither ? Or what am I, to whom You fhould vouchfafe your Favours j nay, your Anger? If any wild or uncollected Speech Offenfively deliver'd, or my Doubt Of your unknown Perfections, have difpleas'd you, You wrong your Indignation, to pronounce Yourfelf my. Sentence : To have ieen you only, And to have touch'd that Fortune-making Hand, Will with Delight weigh down all Tortures, that A flinty Hangman's Rage could execute, Or rigid Tyranny command with Pleafure. Don. How the Abundance of Good, flowing to thee, Is wrong'd in this Simplicity : And thefe Bounties, Which all our Eaftern Kings have kneel'd in vain tor, Do by thy Ignorance, or wilful Fear, Meet with a falfe Conftruction. Chriflian ! know (For till thou art mine by a nearer Name, That Title though abhorr'd here, takes not from Thy Entertainment) that 'tis not the Fafhion Among the greateft and the faireft Dames, This Turkijh Empire gladly owns, and bows to To punifh, where there's no Offence ; or nourifh Difpleafures againft thofe, without whofe Mercy They part with all Felicity. Pr'ythee be wife, And gently underftand me ; do not force her, That ne'er knew aught but to command, ncr e'er read The'Etements of Affection, but from fuch As gladly iu'd to her, in the Infancy Of her new-born Defires, to be at once Importunate, and immodeft. yitel. Did I know, Great Lady, your Commands ; or, to what Purpofe This perfonated Paffion tends, (fince 'twere A Crime in me deferving Death, to think It is your own) I mould, to make you Sport, Take any Shape you pleafe t' impofe upon me ; And with Joy drive to ferve you. Don. 28 T H E R E N E G A D O. Don. Sport ? Thou art cruel, If that thou canft interpret my Defcent, From my high Birth and Greatnefs, but to be A Part in which I truly act myfelf. And I muft hold thee for a dull Spectator If it ftir not Affection, and invite Compaflion for my Sufferings. Be thou taught By my Example, to make Satisfaction For Wrongs unjuflly offer'd. Willingly I do confefs my Fault; I injur'd thee In fome poor petty Trifles ; thus I pay for The Trefpafs I did to thee. Here receive Thefe Bags ftuff'd full of our Imperial Coin ; Or, if this Payment be too light, take here Thefe Jems for which the flavim Indian dives To th* Bottom of the Main : Or, if thou fcorn Thefe as bafe Drofs (which take but common Minds) But fancy any Honour in my Gift (Which is unbounded as the Sultan's Power) And be pofleft oft. Fit el. I am overwhelm'd "With the Weight of Happinefs you throw upon me : Nor can it fall in my Imagination, What Wrong I e'er have done you ; and much lefs How like a royal Merchant to return Your great Magnificence. Don. They are Degrees, Not Ends, of my intended Favours to thee, Thefe Seeds of Bounty I yet fcatter on A Glebe I have not try'd : But, be thou thankful, The Harveft is to come. Vitel. What can be added To that which I already have receiv'd, 1 cannot comprehend. Don. The Tender of Myfelf. Why doft thou dart ! and in that Gift Full Reftitution of that Virgin Freedom Which thou haft rob'd me of. Yet, I profefs, I fo far prize the lovely Thief that dole it, That, THERENEGADO. 59 That, were it pofiible thou couldft reftore What thou unwittingly haft ravifh'd from me, I mould refufe the Prefent. Vitel How I make IB my conftant Refolution ! and my Flefh, Rebellious to my better Part, now tells me, As if it were a ftrong Defence of Frailty. A Hermit in a Defert, trench'd with Prayers, Could not refift this Battery. Don. Thou an Italian ? Nay more, I know^t, a natural Venetian, Such as are Courtiers born topleafefair Ladies, Yet corne thus flowly on ? Vitel. Excufe me, Madam, "What Imputation foe'er the World Is pleas'd to lay upon us : In myfelf I am fo innocent, that I know not what 'tis That I mould offer. Don. By Inftinft I'll teach thee, And with fuch Eafe as Love makes me to afk it. When a young Lady wrings you by the Hand thus -, Or with an amorous Touch prefles your Foot Looks Babies in your Eyes, plays with your Locks, Do not you find, without a Tutor's Help, What 'tis me looks for. Vitel. I am grown already Skilful i' th' My fiery. Don. Or, if thus me kifs you, Then taftes your Lips again. Vitel. That latter Blow Has beat all chafte Thoughts from me. Don. Say fhe points to Some private Room, the Sun Beams never enters, Provoking Dimes palling by to heighten Declined Appetite, active Mufic umering Your fainting Steps, the Waiters too as born dumb, Not daring to look on you. [Exit, -inviting him to folk's. Vitel. Though the Devil St^od by, and roar'd, I follow : Now I find, That 3d THERENEGADO. That Virtue's but a Word, and no fure Guard, If fet upon by Beauty, and Reward. [Exeurif. SCENE V. Enter Aga, Capiaga, Grimaldi, Mafter, Boatfeuain, &c. Aga. The Devils in him, I think. Grim. Let him be damn'd too. I'll look on him, though he ftar'd as wild as Hell ; Nay, I'll go nearer to tell him, to his Teeth, If he mends not fuddenly, and proves more thankful, We do him too much Service. Wer't not for Shame, now, I could turn honeft and forfwear my Trade, Which, next to being truft up at the Main-yard By fome low Country Butter-box, I hate As deadly as I do fatting, or long Grace , When Meat cools on the Table. Cap. But take' Heed, You know his violent Nature. Grim. Let his Whores And Catamites know'tj I underftand myfelf, And how unmanly 'tis to fit at home And rail at us, that run abroad all Hazards: If ev'ry Week we bring not home new Pillage, For the fatting his Seraglio. Enter Afambeg, Muftapha, Aga. Aga. Here he comes. Cap. How terrible he looks ? Grim. To fuch as fear him : The Viceroy Afambeg ! were he the Sultan's felly He'll let us know a Reafon for his Fury, Or we muft take Leave without his Allowance, To be merry with our Ignorance. Afam. Mahomet's Hell THERENEGADO. 31 Light on you all you crouch, and cringe now. Where Was the Terror of my juft Frowns, when you fuffered Thbfe Thieves of Malta, almoft in our Harbour, To board a Ship, and bear her fafely off, While you flood idle Lookers on ? Aga. The odds I' th' Men and Shipping, and the fuddennefs v Of their Departure yielding us no Leifure To fend forth others to relieve our own, Deter'd us, mighty Sir. Afam. Deter'd you, Cowards ? How durft you only entertain the Knowledge Of what Fear was, but in the not Performance Of our Command ? In me great Amurath fpake ; My Voice did eccho to your Ears his Thunder, And will'd you, like fomany Seaborn-Tritons, Arm'd only with the Trumpets of your Courage, To fwim up to her, and, like Remoras Hanging upon her Keel, to (lay her Flight 'Till Refcue, fent from us, had fetch'd you off. You think you're fafe now ; who durft but difpute itj Or make it queftionable, if this Moment 6 I charg'd you from yon hanging Cliff, that glaffes His rugged Forehead in the neighbouring Lake, 6 If this Mqment. 1 ckvrgd y*u from yon hanging Cliff", &C. In Hamlet we have an Image that bears fome Refemblance to this, T - The dreadful Summit of the Cliff That beetles o'er his afe into the Sea ; Aft i. Scene^ And in the Lady Errant, a Tragi-Comedy, by Mr. William Cart- ivrigbt, Ittmember a Paflage, wh'ch though not fimilar to the above, I ftiall for its Beauty and Elegance here tranfcribe. Haft tbou read Of any Mountain, whofe cold frozen Top Sees Hail i' th' Bed, not yet grown rout.d, and Snow I' th' k eectf, not carded yet, whofe hanging Weight Archeth fbnrte ftill deep River, that for Fear Steals by the Foot of't without Noife. Aft i . Scene 4. To $2 THERENEGADO. To throw yourfelves down headlong ? Or like Faggots To fill the Ditches of defended Forts, While on your Backs we march'd up to the Breach ? Grim. That would not I. Afam. Ha? Grim. Yet I dare, as much As any of the Sultan's boldeft Sons, (Whofe Heaven, and Hell, hang on his Frown, or Smile,) His warlike Janifaries. Afam. Add one Syllable more, Thou doft pronounce upon thyfelf a Sentence That, Earthquake-like, will fwallow thee. Grim. Let it open ; I'll Hand the Hazard : Thofe contemned Thieves Your Fellow- Pirates, Sir! the bold Maltefe \Vhom with your Looks you think to quell, at Rhodes Langh'd at .great Solymarts Anger : And, if Treafon Had not delivered them into his Power, He had grown old in Glory, as in Years, At that fo fatal Siege ; or ris'n with Shame His Hopes and Threats deluded. Afom. Our great Prophet ! How have I loft my Anger, and my Power ? Grim. Find it, and ufe it on thy Flatterers : And not upon thy Friends that dare fpeak Truth, Thefe Knights of Malta but a Handful to Your Armies .that drink Rivers up, have ftood Your Fury at the Height, and with their CroiTes Struck pale your .horned Moons , thefe Men of Malta Since I took Pay from you, I've met and fought with ; Upon Advantage too. Yet, .to fpeak Truth, By th' Soul of Honour, I have ever found them As provident to direct, and bold to do, As any train'd up in your Difcipline : Ravifh'd from other Nations. Mufta. I perceive The Lightning in his fiery Looks, the Cloud Is broke already. Grim. Think not, therefore, Sir, That THERENEGADO. 33 That you alone are Giants ; and fuch Pigmies You war upon. Afam. Villain, I'll make thee know Thou haft blafphem'd the Ottoman Power, and fafer At Noon-day might have given Fire to St. Mark's, Your proud Venetian Temple. Seize upon himj I am not fo near reconcil'd to him, To bid him die : That were a Benefit The Dog's unworthy of, to our Ufe confifcate All that he (lands pofleiVd of: Let him tafte The Mifery of Want, and his vain Riots, Like to fo many walking Ghofts, affright him Where e'er he fets his defperate Foot. Who is't That does command you ? Grim. Is this the Reward For all my Service, and the Rape I made On fair Paulina ? Afam. Drag him hence, he dies, That dallies but a Minute. Boatfa. What's become Of our Shares now, Mafter ? Grimaldi, drag'd off, bis Head covered. Majl. Would he had been born dumb : Patience, the Beggar's Cure, is all that's left us. [Exeunt Mafter and Boatfwain. Mujla. 'Twas but Intemperance of Speech, excufe him Let me prevail fo far. Fame gives him out For a deferving Fellow. Afam. At Aleppo I durft not prefs you fo far : Give me Leave To ufe my own Will and Command in Tunis, And, if you pleafe, my Privacy. Mufta. I will lee you When this high Wind's blown o'er. [Exit Muftapha, Afam. So (hall you find me Ready to do you Service. Rage, now leave me ; Stern Looks, and all the ceremonious Forms Attending on dread Majefty, fly from C Transformed 34 THERENEGADO. Transformed Afambeg. Why fhould I hug [Plucks out a gilt Key. So near my Heart, what leads me to my Prifon ? Where me, that is inthral'd, commands her Keeper, And robs me of the Fiercenefs I was born with. Stout Men quake at my Frowns ; and, in Return, I tremble at her Softnefs. Bafe Grimaldi But only nam'd Paulina, and the Charm Had almoft choak'd my Fury, e'er I could Pronounce his Sentence. Would, when firft I faw her, Mine Eyes had met with Lightning, and, in Place Of hearing her inchanting Tongue, the Shrieks Of Mandrakes had made Mufic to my Slumbers : For now I only walk a loving Dream, And, but to my Difhonour, never wake ; And yet am blind, but when I fee the Object, And madly dote on it. Appear bright Spark \Opcns d Door * Paulina dijcovered) comes forth. Of all Perfection ! any Simile, Borrow'd from Diamonds, or the fairefl Stars To help me to exprefs, how dear I prize Thy unmatch'd Graces, will rife up, and chide me For poor Detraction. Pau. I defpife thy Flatteries : Thus fpit at 'em, and fcorn 'em ; and, being arm'd In the Affurance of my innocent Virtue, I ftamp upon all Doubts, all Fears, all Tortures Thy barbarous Cruelty, or, what's worfe, thy Dotage (The worthy Parent of thy Jealoufy) Can fhow'r upon me. Afam. If thefe bitter Taunts Ravifh me from myfelf, and make me think My greedy Ears receive angelical Sounds ; How would this Tongue tun'd to a loving Note, . Invade, and take PorTeffion of my Soul Which then I durft not call mine own ! Pan. Thou art falfe ; Falfer then thy Religion. Do but think rne Something above a Beaft ; nay more, a Monfter, Would t H E R E N E G A D O. 35 Would fright the Sun to look on, and then tell me, If this bafe Ufage, can invite Affedion. If jo be mew'd up, and excluded from Human Society $ the Ufe of Pleafures ; The necefiary, not fuperfluous, Duties Of Servants to difcharge thofe Offices* I blufli to name. Afam. Of Servants ? Can you think That I, that dare not truit the Eye of Heaven To look upon your Beauties j that deny Myfelf the Happinefs to touch your Purenefs, Will e'er confent an Eunuch, or bought Handmaid, Shall once approach you ? There is fomething in you. That can work Miracles, or I am couzen'd ; Difpofe and alter Sexes. To my Wrong, In Spite of Nature, I will be your Nurie, Your Woman, your Phyfician, and your Fool , 'Till, with your free Confent, which I have vow'd Never to force, you grace me with a Name That (hall fupply all thefe. Pau. What is't ? Afam. Your Hufband; Pau. My Hangman, when thou pleafeft; Afam. Thus I guard me Againft your further Angers. Pau. Which mail reach thee, Though I were in the Center. [Puts too the Door, and locks it. Afam. Such a Spirit, In fuch a fmall Proportion I ne'er read of; Which Time muft alter: Raviih her I dare not; The Magic that (he wears about her Neck, I think, defends her, this Devotion paid To this fwcet Saint, Miftrefs of my foure Pain, *Tis fit I take mine own rough Shape again. [Exit Afambeg. C 2 SCENE 3$ THE R E N E G A D CX SCENE VI. Enter Francifco, Gazet. Fran. I think he's loft. Gaz. 'Tis ten to one of that; I ne'er knew Citizen turn Courtier yet, But he loft his Credit, though he fav'd himfelf. "Why, look you, Sir ! there are fo many Lobbies, Out-offices, and Difputations here Behind thefe Turkijh Hangings, that a Chriftiaa. Hardly gets off but circumcifed. Enter Vitelli, Carazie, Manto. Fran. Fm troubPd Troubled exceedingly. Ha ! what are thefe I Gaz. One by his rich Suit fhould be tomzFrenth Am- bafiador : For his Train, I think they are Turks. Fran. Peace ! be not feen. Car a. You are now paft all the Guards, and undif 1 cover'd You may return. Vitd. There's for your Pains : Forget not My humbleft Service to the beft of Ladies. Manto. Defer ve. her Favour, Sir! in making Hafle For a fecond Entertainment. ViteL Do not doubt me i [Exeunt Carazi, Manto. I fhall not live, till then. Gaz. The Train is vanilh'd : They've done him feme good Office, he's fo free And liberal of his Gold. Ha! do I dream ? Or is this mine own natural Matter ? Fran. 'Tis, he j But ftrangely metamorphos'd. You have made, Sir. A prosperous Voyage ; Heaven grant it be honeft ! I fhall rejoice then too. THERENEGADO. 37 Gaz. You make him blufh. To talk of Honefty : You were but now In the giving Vein, and may think of Gazct Your Worfhip's 'Prentice. Vitel. There's Gold : Be thon free too, And Matter of my Shop, and all the Wares We brought from Venice. GAZ. Rivo then. Vitel. Dear Sir ! This Place affords not Privacy for Difcourfe ; But I can tell you Wonders : My rich Habit Deferves leaft Admiration ; there's nothing, That can fall in the Compafs of your Wifhes Though it were to redeem a thoufand Slaves From the Turkijh Gallies, or at home to er2& Some pious Work, to mame all Hofpitals But I am Mafter of the Means. Fran. 'Tis ftrange. Vitel. As I walk, I'll tell you more. Gaz. Pray you a Word, Sir ! And then I will put on. I have one Boon more Vitel. Whatis't? Speak freely. Gaz. Thus then : As I am Mafter Of your Shop, and Wares, pray you, help me to lome Trucking, With your laft meCuftomer-, though fhecrack'd my beft Piece, I will endure it with Patience. Vitel. Leave your prating. Gaz. I may : You have been doing ; we will do too. Fran. I am amaz'd, yet will not blame, nor chide you, 'Till you inform me further: Yet muft fay, They lleer not the right Courfe, nor traffick well, That feek a Paffage, to reach Heaven, through Hell. [Exeunt. ?be Knd of tbe Second M. C 3 ACT 4SO881 35 T H E R E N E*G A D O. &&&&i^^ ACT III. SCENE I, Enter Donufa, Manto. Don. T T 7 H EN faid he, he would come again ? Manto. VV He fwore, Short Minutes fhould be tedious Ages' to him, Until the Tender of his fecond Service, So much he feem'd tranfported with the firft. Don. I'm lure I was. Tcharge thee, Matito, tell me, By all my Favours, and my Bounties, truly, Whether thou art a Virgin ; or, like me, J5aft forfeited that Name. Manto. A Virgin, Madam ? At my Years, being a Waiting- Woman, and in Cour^ toq ? That were miraculous. I fo long fmce loft That barren Burthen, I almoft forget That ever I was one. Den. And could thy Friends Bead in thy Face, thy Maidenhead gone \ that thou Hadft parted with it ? Manto. No, indeed : I paft For current many Years after ; 'till, by Fortune, Long ajui continued Practice in the Sport Blew up my Deck : A Hufband then was found out J3y my indulgent Father, and to the World All was made whole again. What need you fear, then, That at your Pleafure may repair your Honour ? Purfl any envious, or malicious Tongue, prefume to taint it ? Jpott. How now ? Enter THERENEGADO. 39 \Enter Carazie. Car. Madam, the Bamaw Humbly defires Accefs. Don. If it had been My neat Italian, thou hadft met my Wifhes. Tell him we would be private. Car. So I did ; But he is much importunate. Manto. 'Bed difpatch him ; His ling'ring here, elfe, will deter the other From making his Approach. Don. His Entertainment Shall not invite a fecond Vifit. Go, Say we are pleas'd. Enter Muftapha. Mufta. All Happinefs. Don. Be fudden. 'Twas fancy Rudenefs in you, Sir, to prefs On my Retirements ; but ridiculous Folly To wafte the Time, that might be better fpent, In complimental Wifhes. Car. There's a Cooling For his hot Encounter. Don. Come you here to ft are ? If you have loft your Tongue, and Ufe of Speech, Refign your Government : There's a Mute's Place void In my Uncle's Court, I hear, and you may work me To write for your Preferment. Mufta. This is itrange ! I know not, Madam, what Neglect of mine Has call'd this Scorn upon me. Don. To the Purpofe My Will's a Reafon, and we ftand not bound To yield Account to you. Mufta, Nofrof your Angers, C 4 But 4 5 THERENEGADO. But with erected Ears, I fhould hear from you The Story of your good Opinion of me Confirm'd by Love, and Favours. Don. How deferv'd ? I have confider'd you from Head to Foot, And can find nothing in that Wainfcot Face, 7 That can teach me to dote ; nor am I taken "With your grim AfpecTr, or toadpole-like Complexion. Thofe Scars you glory in, I fear to look on ; And had much rather hear a merry Tale Than all your Battles won with Blood and Sweat, Though you belch forth the Stink too, in the Service, And fwear by your Muftachios all is true. You're yet too rough for me : Purge and take Phyfick, Purchafe Perfumers j get me feme French Taylor, To new-create you ; the firft Shape you were made with Is quite worn out : Let your Barber wafh your Face too, You look, yet, like a Bugbear to fright Children ; Till when I take my Leave Wait me, Carazie. [Exeunt Donufa and Carazie, Mufta. Stay you, my Lady's Cabinet-Key ! Manto. How's this, Sir ? Mujta. Stay, and (land quietly, or you (hall fall, elie; Not to firk your Belly up, Flounder-like, but never To rife again. Offer but to unlock Thefe Doors that flop your fugitive Tongue (obferve And, by my Fury, I'll fix there this Boh me) To bar thy Speech for ever. So. Be fafe, now, ^ And can find nothing in that Wainfcot Face. The abufive Terms contained in this Speech, and its Impropriety in the Mouth bf a Princefe, muft render it very difguftfal to every leader converfaru with the more refined Language of our modern Poets. However, in fome meafure to defend McJJinger-, he is not the only Poet guilty of fuch ill Manners : Hemcr makes his " Heroes of pld, in rating each other, very free with the mutual Terms of Dogs, Cownrdi, Villains, &c. In the Odnffey we have impudent Bitch ; and 'Jupiter, if I miftake not, pays exaftly the f^mc Compliment to his Jioyal Confort in the Iliad.''' Tfa Rev. Mr. SPENCE. And THERENEGADO. 4I And but refolve me (not of what I doubt, But bring Aflurance to a Thing believ'd) Thou mak'ft thyfelf a Fortune ; not depending On the uncertain Favours of a Miftrefs, But art thyfelf one. I'll not fo far queftion My Judgment, and Obfervance, as to afk Why I am flighted, and contemn'd ; but in Whofe Favour it is done. I, that have read The copious Volumes of all Women's Falfhood, Commented on by the Heart-breaking Groans Of abus'd Lovers ; all the Doubts wafh'd off With fruitlefs Tears, the Spider's Cobweb Veil Of Arguments, alledg'd in their Defence, Blown off with Sighs of defperate Men, and they Appearing in their fulUPeformity : Know that fome other hath difplanted me, With her Dishonour. Has me giv'n it up ? Confirm it in two Syllables. Manto. She has. Mufta. I cherilh thy Confefilon thus, and thus, [Gives her Jewels. . Be mine. Again I court thee thus, and thus : Now prove but conftant to my Ends. Manto. By all Mufta. Enough ; I dare not doubt thee. O Land- Crocodiles, Made of ^Egyptian Slime, accurfed Women ! But 'tis no Time to rail : Come, my befl Manto. [Exeunt. SCENE II. Enter Vitelli, Francifco. Vitel. Sir, as you are my Confeflbr, you (land bound Not to reveal whatever I difcover In that Religious Way : Nor dare I doubt you. Let it fuffice, you've made me fee my Follies, And wrought, perhaps, Compunction j for I would not Appear an Hypocrite : But, when you impofe APe- 42 THE RENEGADO. A Penance on me, beyond Flefh and Blood To undergo, you muft inftrucl: me how To put off the Condition of a Man ; Or, if not pardon, at the leaft, excufe My Difobedience. Yet, defpair not, Sir ; For, though I take mine own Way, I (hall do Something that may hereafter, to my Glory, Speak me your Scholar. Fran. I enjoin you not To go, but fend. Vitel. That were a petty Trial ; Not worth one, fo long taught, and exercis'd Under fo grave a Mafter. Reverend Francifco ! My Friend, my Father ! in that Word, my All ! Reft confident, you fhall hear fomething of me That will redeem me in your good Opinion, Or judge me loft for ever. Send Gazet (She (hall give Order that he may have Entrance) To acquaint you with my Fortunes. [Exit Vitelli. Fran. Go, and profper. Holy Saints guide and ftrengthen thee ! Howfoever, As my Endeavours are, fo may they find pracious Acceptance. Enter Gazet, Grimaldi, in Rags. Gaz. Now, you do not roar, Sir ; You fpeak not Tempefts, nor take Ear-rent from A poor Shop-keeper. Do you remember that, Sir ? I wear your Marks here ftill. Fran. Can this be poffible ? All Wonders are not ceas'd then. Grim. Do, abule me, Spit on me, fpurn me, pull me by the Nofe ! Thruft out thefe fiery Eyes, that Yefterday Would have look'd thee dead. Gaz. O fave me, Sir ! Grim. Fear nothing ! I'm tame, and quiet -, there's no Wrong can force me To T H E R E N E G A D O. 43 To remember what I was. 1 have forgot, I e'er had ireful Fiercenefs, a fteel'd Heart, Infenftble of Companion to others : Nor is it fit that I mould think myfelf Worth mine own Pity. Oh ! Fran. Grows this Dejection From his Difgrace, do you fay ? Gaz. Why he's cafhier'd, Sir ! His Ships, his Goods, his Livery-Punks confiscate : And there is fuch a Punifhment laid upon him, The miferable Rogue muft fleal no more, |\or drink, nor drab. Fran. Does that torment him ? Gaz. O, Sir! Should the State take Order to bar Men of Acres From thofe two laudable Recreations, Prinking and Whoring, how fhould Panders purchafe, Or thrifty Whores build Hofpitals ? 'Slid ! if I, That, fmce I am made free, may write myfelf A City-Gallant, mould forfeit two fuch C harters, I fhould be fton'd to Death, and ne'er be pitied By th' Liveries of thofe Companies. Fran. You'll be whip'd, Sir ! If you bridle not your Tfongue, Hafte to the Palace* Your Mafter looks for you. Gaz. My quondam Mafter, Rich Sons forget they ever had poor Fathers : In Servants 'tis more pardonable -r- As a Companion, Or fo, I may confent: But, is there Hope, Sir! He has got me a good Chapwoman ? Pray you write A Word or two in my Behalf. Fran. Out, Rafcal ! Gaz. I feel fome Infurrections. Fran. Hence ! Gaz. I vanifh. [Exit Gazet. Grim. Why fhould I ftudy a Defence, or Comfort, In whom black Guilt, and Mifery, if balanc'd, I know not which would turn the Scale ? Look upward I dare not ; for, fhould it but be believ'd That 44 THERENEGADCX That I (dy'd deep in Hell's moft horrid Colours) Should dare to hope for Mercy, it would leave No Check or Feeling, in Men innocent To catch at Sins, the Devil ne'er taught Mankind yet. No! I mud downward, downward ; tho* Repentance 8 Could borrow all the glorious Wings of Grace, My mountainous Weight of Sins would crack their Pi- And fink them to Hell with me. [nions, Fran. Dreadful ! hear me, Thou miferable Man ! Grim. Good Sir ! deny not But that there is no Punifhment beyond Damnation. Enter Mafter and Boatfwain. Majler. Yonder he is : I pity him. Boatfw. Take Comfort, Captain : We live ftill to ferve you, Grim. Serve me ? I am a Devil already. Leave me! 9 Stand farther off! you're blafted, elfe, I've heard Schoolmen affirm, Man's Body is compos'd Of the four Elements ; and, as in-League together They nourifh Life, fo each of them affords Liberty to the Soul, when it grows weary Of this flefhy Prifon. Which mail I make Choice of ? 8 No, I mujl eiownivard, downward, though Repentance Could borrow all the glorious Wingi, &c. The Beauty of this Paflage is inimitable, and truly original : Shakefpearhas, indeed many that are fimilar to it; but none that can be brought in Competition. Leave me: Stand farther off ! you're blafied elfe, Whenever the Mind is harrafled by the Stings of Confcience, or the Horrors of Guilt, the Senfes are liable to infinite Delufions, and ftartle at hideous imaginary Monfters. The Poet, who can touch fuch Incidents with happy Dexterity, and paint fuch Images of Con- flernation, will infallibly work upon the Minds of others. The Rev. Mr. SMITH. The THERENEGADO. 45 The Fire ? No -, I fhall feel that hereafter. The Earth will not receive me. Should fome "Whirl- Snatch me into the Air, and I hang there, [wind Perpetual Plagues would dwell upon the Earth, And thofe fuperior Bodies, that pour down Their cheerful Influence, deny to pafs it Through thofe vaft Regions I have infecled. The Sea, I, that is Juftice, there I plow'd up Mifchief as deep as Hell : There, there I'll hide This curfed Lump of Clay : May it turn Rocks Where Plummet's Weight could never reach the Sands! " And grind the Ribs of all fuch Barks as prefs The Ocean's Bread in my unlawful Courfe. I hafte then to thee : Let thy rav'nous Womb, Whom all Things elfe deny, be now my Tomb ! [Exit Grimaldi, Mafter. Follow him, and reftrain him. Fran. Let this ftand For an Example to you. 1*11 provide A Lodging for him, and apply fuch Cures To his wounded Confcience, as Heaven hath lent me. He's now my fecond Care ; and my Profeffion Binds me to teach the Defperate to repent, As far as to confirm the Innocent. [Exeunt, SCENE III. Enter Afambeg, Muflapha, Aga, Capiaga. Afam. Your Pleafure ? Mufta. 'Twill exact your private Ear ; And, when you have receiv'd it, you will think Too many know it. [Exeunt Aga, Capiaga, Afam. Leave the Room ; but be 10 Wbe re Plummet 1 1 Weight could never reach the Sands f So in Shakefptar, " Where Fathom-Line could never touch the Grosnd." HENRY IVth, ift Part, Aft i. Scene 3. Within 46 THERENEGADO. Within our Call. Now, Sir, what burning Secrets brings you (With which it feems you are turn'd Cinders) To quench in my Advice, or Power ? Mufta. The Fire Will rather reach you. Afam. Me ? Mufta. And confume both ; For 'tis impoffible to be put out, But with the Blood of thofe that kindle it : And yet one Vial of it is fo precious, It being borrow'd from the Ottoman Spring, That better 'tis, I think, both we mould pei ifh Than prove the defp'rate Means, that muft reilrain it From fpreading farther. Afam. To the Point, and quickly : Thefe winding Circumftances in Relations Seldom environ Truth. Mufta. Truth, Afambeg? Afam. Truth, Muftapha. I faid it, and add more I You touch upon a String that to my Ear Does found Donufa. Mufta. You then underfland Who 'tis I aim at. Afam. Take Heed, Muftapha\ Remember what me is, and whofe we are. 'Tis her Neglect, perhaps, that you complain of j And, fhould you practile to revenge her Scorn, With any Plot to taint her in her Honour,- Mufta. Hear me. Afam. I will be heard firft ; there's no Tongue! A Subject owes, that mail out-thunder mine. Mufta. Well, take your Way. Afam. I then again repeat it, If Muftapha dares with malicious Breath (On jealous Suppofitions) prefume To blafl the BlofTom of Donuja's Fame s Becaufe he is deny'd a Happinefs Which Men of equal, nay, of more Defert, Have THERENEGADO. 47 Have fu'd in vain for - Mufta. More ? Afam. More. 'Twas I fpake it, The Bafhaw of Natalia^ and myfelf Were Rivals for her ; either of us brought More Victories, more Trophies, to plead for us To our, great Mafter, than you dare lay claim to; Yet flill, by his Allowance, Ihe was left To her Election : Each of us ow'd Nature As much for outward Form, and inward Worth, To make Way for us to her Grace and Favour, As you brought with you. We were heard, repuls'd ; Yet thought it no Difhonour to fit down With the Difgrace ; if not to force Affection May merit fuch a Name. Mufta. Have you done, yet ? Afam. Be, therefore, more than fure, the Ground, on which You raife your Accufation, may admit No underminding of Defence in her : For if with pregnant and apparent Proofs, Such as may force a Judge, more then inclin'd, Or partial in her Caufe, to fwear her guilty ; You win not me to fet off your Belief: Neither our ancient Friendfliip, nor the Rites, Of iacred Hofpitality (to which I would not offer Violence) mall protect you. Now when you pleafe. Mufta. I will not dwell upon Much Circumftance , yet cannot but profefs, With the Affurance of a Loyalty Equal to yours, the Reverence I owe The Sultan, and all fuch his Blood makes facred : That there is not a Vein of mine, which yet is Unemptied in his Service, but this Moment Should freely open, fo it might wafh off The Stains of her Difhonour. Could you think ? Or, though you faw it, credit your own Eyes ? That She, the Wonder and Amazement of Her 4 S THERENEGADO. Her Sex, the Pride, and Glory of the Empire, That hath difdain'd you, (lighted me, and boafted A frozen Coldnefs, which no Appetite, Or Height of Blood could thaw, fhould now fo far Be hurry 'd with the Violence of her Luft, As, in it burying her high Birth and Fame, Bafely defcend to fill a ChrifHan's Arms ? And to him yield her Virgin Honour up ? Nay, fue to him to take't. Afam. A Chriftian ? Mufta. Temper Your Admiration : And what Chriftian, think you ? No Prince diiguis'd ; no Man of Mark, nor Honour 5 No daring Undertaker in our Service, But one, whofe Lips her Foot fhould fcorn to touch, A poor Mechanick Pedlar. Afam. He? Mufta. Nay, more; Whom do you think Ihe made her Scout, nay, Bawd, To find him out, but me? What Place makes Choice of To wallow in her foul and loathlbme Pleafures, But in the Palace ? Who the Inftruments Of clofe Conveyance, but the Captain of Your Guard, the Aga^ and, that Man of Truft, The Warden of the inmoft Port ? I'll prove this ; And, though I fail to mew her in the Adi:, Glu'd like a neighing Gennet to her Stallion, Your Incredulity (hall be convinc'd With Proofs I blufh to think on. AJam. Never yet This Flefh felt fuch a Fever. By the Life And Fortune of great Amuratb, mould our Prophet (Whofe Name I bow to) in a Vifion fpeak this, *T would make me doubtful of my Faith. Lead on -, And, when my Eyes, and Ears, are, like yours, guilty, My Rage (hall then appear ; for I will do Something i but what, I am not yet determined. [Exemt. SCENE T H E R E N E G A D O, 4 SCENE IV. Enter Carazie, Manto, Gazet. Cat-. They're private to their Wilhes. Manto. Doubt it not ! Gaz. A pretty Structure this ! a Court do you call it? Vaulted and arch'd : O! here has been old jumbling Behind this Arras. Car. Pry'thee let's have Tome Sport With this frefti Codfhead. Manto. I am out of Tune, But do as you pleafe. My Conference. Turn! the Hope Of Liberty does throw that Burthen off; I muft go watch, and make Difeovery. [Exit. Car. He's mufing, And will talk to himfelf ; he cannot hold j The poor Fool's ravifh'd. Gaz. I am in my Matter's Clothes ; They fit me to a Hair tooj let but any Indifferent Gamefter meafure us Inch by Inch, Or weigh us by the Standard, I may pafs : I have been prov'd, and prov'd again, true Metal. Car. How he furveys himfelf. Gaz. I've heard, that fome Have fool'd themfelves at Court into good Fortunes, That never hop'd to thrive by Wit i' th' City, Or Honefty i' th' Country. If I do not Make the beft Laugh at me. I'll weep for myfelf, If they give me Hearing. 'Tis refolv'd I'll try What may be done. By your Favour, Sir! I pray you, Were you born a Courtier? Car. No, Sir ; why do you afk ? Gaz. Becaufe I thought, that none could be prefer'd, But fuch as were begot there. Car. O, Sir ! many ; And, howfoe'r you are a Citizen born, Yet if your Mother were a handfome Woman, VOL. II. D And 5 o THERENEGADCX And ever long'd to fee a Malk at Court, It is an even Lay, but that you had A Courtier to your Father-, and I think fo, You bear yourfelf fo fprightly. Gaz. It may be ; But pray you, Sir \ had I fuch an Itch upon me To change my Copy, is there Hope a Place May be had here for Money ? Car. Not without it , That I dare warrant you. Gaz. I have a pretty Stock, And would not have my good Parts undifcover'd, What Places of Credit are there ? Car. There's your Begkrbeg. " Gaz. By no Means that j it comes too near the Beg- gar ; And molt prove fo that come there. Car. Or your Sangiack. " Gaz. Saucy Jack ? Fie ! none of that. Car. Your Cbiaus. IJ Gaz. Nor that. Car. Chief Gardener! Gaz. Out upon't ! 'Twill put me in Mind my Mother was an Herb-woman, What is your Place, I pray you ? Car. Sir! an Eunuch. Gaz. An Eunuch? Very fine! I Faith ! an Eunuch! And what are your Employments? Neat and eafy. Car. In the Day, I wait on my Lady, when me eats, Carry her Pantofles, bear up her Train ; Sing her afleep at Night, and, when me pleafes, I am her Bedtellow. 1 * Thereat your Beglerberg. (I. t. Lord of Lords) a chief Governor of a Turkffi Province. 1 * Or your Sangiack. A Turkijb Governor of a City or Province. 1 J Your Cbiaus. An Officer in the Tur&ijb Court, who performs the Duty of an Uflier, and alfo an Ambaflador to foreign Princes and States. Gaz. f H E R E N E G A D O, 51 . How ? Her Bedfellow ? And lie with herP Car. Yes, and lie with her. Gaz. O rare ! I'll be an Eunuch, though I fell my Shop for't, And all my Wares. Car. It is but parting with A precious Stone or two. I know the Price on't. Gaz. I'll part with all my Stones ; and, when I am An Eunuch, I'll fo tofs and towle the Ladies ; Pray you help me to a Chapman. Car. The Court-Surgeon Shall do you that Favour. Gaz. I am made ! an Eunuch ! Enter Man to. Manto. Carazie, quit the Room ! Car. Come, Sir ! we'll treat of Your Bufmefs further. Gaz. Excellent ! an Eunuch ! [Exeunt, SCENE. V. Enter Donufa, Vitelli. Vitd. Leave me, or I am loft again : No Prayers, No Penitence, can redeem me. D. Am I grown Old, or deform'd, fmcc Yefterday ? Vittl. You are ftill, Although the fating of yourLuft hath fullied Th' imaculate Whitenefs of your Virgin Beauties, Too fair for me to look on : And, though Purenefs, The Sword with which you ever fought, and conquer J, Is ravim'd from you by unchafte Defires, You are too ftrong for Flefh and Blood to treat with, Though Iron Grates were interpos'd between us, To warrant me from Treafon. D 2 Don. 52 THERENEGADO. Don. Whom do you fear ? ViteL That human Frailty I took from my Mother, That, as my Youth increas'd, grew ftronger on me: That ftill purfues me, and, thought once recover'd, In Scorn of Reafon, and, what's more, Religion, Again feeks to betray me. Don. If you mean, Sir ! To my Embraces, you turn Rebel to The Laws of Nature, the great Queen, and Mother Of all Productions, and deny Allegiance, Where you ftand bound to pay it. ViteL I will flop Mine Ears againft thefe Charms, which, if UlyJJes Could live again, and hear this fecond Syren, Though bound with Cables to his Maft, his Ship too Faften'd with all her Anchors, this Inchantment Would force him, in Defpite of all Refiftance, To leap into the Sea, and follow her -, Although Deftruction with outftretched Arms, Stood ready to receive him. Don. Gentle Sir ; Though you deny to hear me, yet vouchfafe To look upon me. Though I ufe no Language The Grief for this unkind Repulfe will print Such a dumb Eloquence upon my Face, As will not only plead, but prevail for me. ViteL I am a Coward : 1 will fee and hear you j The Trial, elfe, is nothing ; nor the Conqueft, My Temperance (hall crown me with hereafter, Worthy to be remember'd. Up, my Virtue \ And holy Thoughts, andRefolutions arm me, Againft this fierce Temptation ! give me Voice* Tun'd to a zealous Anger, to exprefs At what an Over- value I have purchased The wanton Treafure of your Virgin Bounties, That in their falfe Fruition heap upon me Defpair and Horror That I could with that Eafe Redeem my forfeit Innocence, or caft up The Poifon I receiv'd into my Intrails, From THERENEGADO. 53 From the alluring Cup of your Enticements, As now I do deliver back the Price, [Returns the Cajket. And Salary of your Luft ! or thus uncloth me Of Sin's gay Trappings, (the proud Livery [Throws off bis Cloak and Doubkt. Of wicked Pleafure) which but worn, and heated With the Fire of Entertainment and Content, Like to Alcidcs* fatal Shirt, tears off Our Flefh, and Reputation both together, Leaving our ulcerous Follies bare, and open To all malicious Cenfure. Don. You muft grant, If you hold that aLofs to you, mine equals, If not tranicends it. If you then firft tafted That Poifon, as you call it, I brought with me A Palat unacquainted with the Relilli Of thofe Delights, which mod (as I have heard) Greedily fwallow ; and then the Offence (If my Opinion may be believ'dj Is not fo great ; howe'er, the Wrong no more Than if Hippolitus and the Virgin Huntrefs, Should meet and kifs together. ViteL What Defences Can Luft raife to maintain a Precipice [Afambeg and Muftapha above* To the Abyfs of Loofenefs ? But affords not The leaft Stair, or the faft'ning of one Foot, To re-afcend that glorious Height we fell from. Mufta. By Mahomet me courts him ! Afam. Nay, kneels to him : Obferve the fcornful Villain turns away too, As glorying in his Conqueft. Don. Are you Marble ? [Kneels. If Chriftians have Mothers, fure they mare in The Tygrefs Fiercenefs ; for, if you were Owner Of human Pity, you could not endure A Princefs to kneel to you, or look on Thefe falling Tears which harden: Rocks would foften. And yet remain unmov'd. Did you but give me D 3 A 54 THERENEGADO, A Tafte of Happinefs in your Embraces, That the Remembrance of the Sweetnels of it Might leave perpetual Bitternefs behind it ? Or fhew'd me what it was to be a Wife, To live a Widow ever ? Enter Capiaga, Aga, witb others, Afam. She has confeft it , Seize on him, Villains ! O the Fiuies ! Don. How ? [Afambeg and Muftapha defcettd, Are we betray'd ? 'Vitel The better j I expected A S^nbyfr Faith. Don. Who am I, that you dare this ? 'Tis I that do command you to forbear A Touch of Violence. Aga. We already, Madam, Have fatisfied your Pleaiure further than We know to anfwer it. Cap. Would we were well off; We ftand too far engag'd, I fear. Don. For us ? We'll bring you fafe off. Who dares contradict What is our Pjeafure ? Enter Afambeg, Muftapha. Afam. Spurn the Dog to Prifon ! I'll anfwer you anon. Vitel. What Punifhment So e'er I undergo, I'm ftill a Chriftian [Exit with Vitel. Don. What bold Preemption's this ? Under what Law Am I to fall, that fet my Foot upon Your Statutes and Decrees ? Mujla. The Crime committed Pur Alcoran calls Death. Don. Tufh ! who is here, That is not Amuratb's Slave, and fo unfit To fit a judge upon his Blood ? Afam. THERENEGADO. 55 Afam. You've loft Lftdi And fham'd the Privilege of it ; rob'd me too Of my Soul, my Underftanding, to behold Your bafe, unworthy Fall from your high Virtue. Don. I do appeal to Amurath. Afam. We'll offer No Violence to your Perfon, 'till we know His facred Pleafure ; 'till when, under Guard You mall continue here. Don. Shall ? A/am. I have faid it. Don. We mail remember this. Afam. It ill becomes Such, as are guilty, to deliver Threats Againft the innocent. [Tbe Guard leads I could tear this Flem now, But 'tis in vain ; nor muft I talk, but do : Provide a well man'd Galley for Conftantinopk : Such fad News never came to our great Mafter. As he directs ; we muft proceed, and know No Will but his, to whom what's Ours we owe. [Exeunt. Tbe End of the Third Aft. A C T IV. S C E N E I. Enter Mafter^ Boatfivain. Mafter. TJE d es begin to eat? Boatf. Xl A little, Mafter: But our beft Hope for his Recovery is, that His Raving leaves him , and thole dreadful Words, Damnation, and Defpair, with which he ever Ended all his Difcourfes are forgotten. Mafter. This Stranger is a moft religious Man, fure And I am doubtful, whether his Charity D 4 5 6 T H E R E N E G A D O, In the relieving of our Wants, or Care To cure the wounded Conference of Grimaldi Deferves more Admiration. Eoatf. Can you guefs What the Reafoa fhould be, that we never mention The Church, or the high Altar, but his Melancholy Grows, and incieafes on him ? Mafter. I have heard him (When he gloried to profefs himfelf an Atheift,) Talk often, and with much Delight and Boafting, Of a rude Prank he did e'er he turn'd Pirate, The Memory of which, as it appears, Lies heavy on him. Eoatf. 'Pray you, let me underftand it. Mcjter. Upon a folemn Day, when the whole City Join'd in Devotion, and with barefoot Steps Pals'd to S. Mark's, the Duke and the whole Signiory, Helping to perfect the religious Pomp With wruch they were received ; when all Men elie Were fullof Tears, and groan'd beneath the Weight Of paii r Offences (of whofe heavy Burden Thev came to be abfolv'd and freed,) our Captain, Whether in Scorn, of thofe fo pious Rites He had no Feeling of, or elfe drawn to it, Out of a wanton, irreligious Madnefs, (I now not which) ran to the holy Man, As he was doing of the Work of Grace, And, fnatching from his Hands die fanclify'd Means, Palh'd icupon the Pavement. Eoatf. How efcap'd he ? It being a Deed deferving Death with Torture. Mafter. The general Amazement of the People Gave him Leave to quit the Temple, and a Gondola, 14 (Prepar'd, it feems, before) brought him aboard, Since which he ne'er faw Venice. The Remembrance pf this, it feems, torments him ; aggravated * Jlnda Gondola. A Venetian Wherry-Boat. With THERENEGADO. 57 With a ftrong Belief, he cannot receive Pardon For this foul Fact, but from his Hands, 'gainft whom It was committed. Boatf. And what Courfe intends His heavenly Phyfician Reverend Francifco, To beat down this Opinion ? Mafter. He promis'd To uie fome holy and religious FineiTe, To this good End ; and, in the mean Time, charg'd me To keep him dark, and to admit no Vifitants , J3ut on no Terms to crofs him. Here he comes. Enter Grimaldi with a Book. Grim. For Theft, he that reftores treble the Value, IJ Makes Satisfaction j and, for want of Means, To do fo, as a Slave, muft ferve it out, 'Till he hath made full Payment. There's Hope left here; Oh ! with what Willingnefs would I give up My Liberty to thofe that I have pillag'd , And wifh the Numbers of my Years, though wafted In the moll fordid Slavery, might equal The Rapines I have made -, 'till with one Voice, My Patient Sufferings might exact from my Moft cruel Creditors, a full Remiffion, An Eye's Lofs with an Eye, Limbs with a Limb ; 1 For Tlfft, be that reftores treble the Value, makes Satiif ac- tion, &C. This, and the following Part of this-Sp*ch alludes to the Law of Mofes : As v\Exodut we read, " If a Man (hall ft'eal an Ox or a Sheep, <; and kill it, or fell it, he (hall reftore five Oxen for an Ox; and four " Sheep for a Sheep. If he have nothing, then he fhali be fold ior " his Theft." Cap. 22. Ver. :, 3. 1 6 An Eyfs Lofi with an Eye, Limbs with a L-.mb. Thefe are common Expreffions both in the Old, and in the New Teftament. In 5* THERENEGADO. Jn drunken Quarrels, or o'ercome with Rage, When they were giv'n up to my Power, flood here now, And cry'd for Reftitution ; to appeafe 'em, Fd do a bloody Juftice on myfelf -, Pull outthefe Eyes, that guided me to ravifh Their Sight from others j lop thefe Legs, that bore me To barbarous Violence ; with this Hand cut off This Inftrument of wrong, 'till nought were left me, But this poor bleeding limblefs Trunk, which gladly J would divide among them. Ha ! what think I Enter Francifco in a Cope like a Bi/hop. Of petty Forfeitures ! in this reverend Habit, (All that I am turn'd into Eyes) I look on A Deed of mine fo fiend-like, that Repentance, Though with my Tears I taught the Sea new Tides, Can never warn off: All my Thefts, my Rapes Are venial Treipafles, compar'd to what I offer'd to that Shape ; and in a Place too, Where I flood bound to kneel to't. {Kneels. Fran. 'Tis forgiven ; I with his Tongue (whom in thefe facred Veftments With impure Hands thou did'ft offend) pronounce it ; I bring Peace to thee ; fee, that thou delerve it In thy fair Life hereafter. Grim. Can it be ? Dare I believe this Vifion ? Or hope A Pardon e'er may find me ? Fran. Purchafe it By zealous Undertakings, and no more /Twill be remembered. Grim. What celefttafBalm I feel now pour'd into my wounded Confcience ! What Penance is there I'll not undergo , Though ne'er fo fharp and rugged, with more Pleafure Than Flefh and Blood e'er tailed! mew me true Sorrow, Arm'd with an Iron Whip, and I will meet The Stripes fhe brings along with her, as if They THERENEGADO. 59 were the gentle Touches of a Hand That comes to cure me. Can good Deeds redeem me ? f will rife up a Wonder to the World, When J have giv'n ftrong Proofs how I am alter'd, I that have fold fuch as profefs'd the Faith That I was born in, to Captivity, Will make their Number equal, that I mall JDeliver from the Oar - t and win as many J3y the Clearnefs of my Actions, to look on Their Mi/belief, and loath jt. I will be A Convoy for all Merchants ; and thought worthy To be reported to the World hereafter The Child of your Devotion, nurs'd up, And made ftrong by your Charity, to break through All Dangers Hell can bring forth to oppofe me : Nor am J, though my Fortunes were thought defperate, Now you have reconcil'd me to myfelf, So void of worldly Means, but, in Defpight Of the proud Viceroy's Wrongs, I can do fomething To prove, that I have Power; when you pleafe try me, And I will perfect what you mall injoin me, Or fall a joyful Martyr. Fran. You will reap The comtort oi it ; live yet undifcover'd, And with your holy Meditations ftrengthen Your Chriftian Refolution ; e'er long, You fhall hear further from me. Grim. I'll attend [Exit Francifco. All your Commands with Patience , come, my Mates! I hitherto have Ijv'd an ill Example ; And as your Captain led you on to Mifchief ; But now will truly labour, that good Men May lay hereafter of me, to my Glory, Let but my Power and Means hand with my Will, *' Ihs good Endeavours, did weigh down his 111." [Exeunt Grimaldi, Mafter> Boetfaain. Enter Co THE RENEGADO. Enter Francifco. Fran. This Penitence is not counterfeit ; howfoeyer Good Actions are in themfelves rewarded ; My Travail's to meet with a double Crown, If that Vitelli come off fafe, and prove Himielf the Matter of his wild Affections. Enter Gazet. Oh ! I fhall have Intelligence, how now, Gazet ! Why thefe fad Looks and Tears ? Gaz. Tears, Sir ? I have loft My worthy Mafter. Your rich Heir feems to mourn for A miferable Father, your young Widow Following a bed-rid Hufband to his Grave, Would have her Neighbours think fhe cries, and roars, That fhe muft part with fuch a Goodman Do-nothing -, When 'tis, becaufe he ftays fo long above Ground, And hinders a rich Suitor : All's come out, Sir ! We are fmok'd for being Cunny-catchers j My Mafter Is put in Prifon , his She-Cuftomer Is under Guard too. Thefe are Things to weep for i But mine own Lofs confider'd, and what a Fortune I have, as they fay, fnatch'd out of my Chops, Would make a Man run mad. Fran. I fcarce have Leifure, I am fo wholly taken up with Sorrow For my lov'd Pupil, to enquire thy Fate ; Yet I will hear it. Gaz. Why, Sir ! I had bought a Place, A Place of Credit too, and had gone through with it : I mould have been made an Eunuch. There was Ho- nour For a late poor 'Prentice ; when upon the fudden There was fuch a Hurly-burly in the Court, That I was glad to run away, and carry The Price of my Office with me. Fran, THERENEGADO. 61 Fran. Is that all ? You've made a faving Voyage. We muft think now, Though not to free, to comfort fad Vitelli \ My griev'd Soul fuffers for him. Gaz. I am fad too , But, had I been an Eunuch Fran. Think not on it. [Exeunt. SCENE II. Enter Afambeg, unlocks the Door, leads forth Paulina. Afam. Be your own Guard : Obfequioufnefs and Ser- Shall win you to be mine. Of all Reflraint [vice JFor ever take your Leave : No Threats fhall awe you - 9 No jealous Doubts of mine difturb your Freedom : No fee'd Spies wait upon your Steps. Your Virtue And due Confideration'in yourfelf, Of what is noble, are the faithful Helps I leave you, as Supporters to defend you, From falling bafely. Paul. This is wond'rous ftrange ! Whence flows this Alteration ? Afam. From true Judgment, And ftrong AflTurahce : Neither Grates of Iron, Hem'd in with Walls of Brafs, Uriel: Guards, high Birth, The Forfeiture of Honour, nor the Fear Of Infamy, or Punimment, can flay A Woman flav'd to Appetite from being Falfe, and unworthy. Paul. You are grown fatyrical Againft our Sex. Why r Sir, I durft produce Myfelf in our Defence, and from you challenge A Teflimony that's not to be denied ; All fall not under this unequal Cenfure. J, that have ftood your Flatteries, your Threats, Bore up againft your fierce Temptations ; fcorn'd The cruel Means you praftis'd to fupplant me, Haying no Arms to help me to hold out, But 6 T H E R E N E G A D O. But Love of Piety, and conftant Goodnefs, If you are unconfirm'd, dare again boldly Enter into the Lifts, and combat with All Oppofites Man's Malice can bring forth To fliake me in my Chaftity, buiit upon The Rock of my Religion. Afam. I do wifh I could believe you ; but, when I mall mew yotf A moft incredible Example of Your Frailty in a Princels, fu'd and fought to By Men of Worth, of Rank, of Eminence ; courted By Happinefs itfelf, and her cold Temper Appro v'd by many Years ; yet (he to fall,- Fall from herfelf, her Glories, nay, her Safety, Into a Gulf of Shame, and black Defpair ; I think you'll doubt yourfelf, or, in beholding Her Punifhment, for ever be deter'd From yielding bafely. Paul. I would fee this Wonder j *Tis, Sir, my firft Petition. Afam. And thus granted ; Above you mail obterve all. [Paulina fleps ajide* Enter Muftapha. Mufta. Sir, I fought you, And muft relate a Wonder. Since I ftudied And knew what Man was, I was never Witnefs Of fuch invincible Fortitude as this Chriitian Shews in his Sufferings : All the Torments that We could prefent him with to fright his Conftancy^ Confirm'd, not fhook it ; and thofe heavy Chains That eat into his Flem, appear'd to him Like Bracelets, made of fome lov'd Miftrefs* Hairs, We kifs in the Remembrance of her Favours. I'm ftrangely taken with it, and have loft Much of my Fury. Afam. Had he fuffer'd poorly, It had call'd on my Contempt j but manly Patience And THERENEGADO. 63 And all-commanding Virtue, wins upon An Enemy. I Ihall think upon him. Ha ! Enter Aga with a Black Box. So foon return'd ? This Speed pleads in Excufe Of your late Fault, which I no more remember. "What's the Grand Signior's Pleafure ? Aga. 'Tis inclos'd here. The Box too, that contains it, may inform you How he ftands afFeded : I am trufted with Nothing but this. On Forfeit of your Head, She muft have a fpeedy Trial. Afam. Bring her in In Black, as to her Funeral : 'Tis the Colour Her Fault wills her to wear , and which, in Juftice, I dare not pity. Sit. and take your Place : However in her Life fhe has degenerated, May (he die nobly ; and in that confirm Her Greatnefs, and High Blood. A folemn Mufick. A Guard. The Aga, and Capi-Aga* leading in Don u fa in Black ; her Train borne up by Ca- razie and Manto. Mufta. I now could melt ; But foft Companion leave me. Manto. I am affrighted With this difmal Preparation. Should the enjoying Of loofe Dcfires find ever fuch Conclufions, All Women would be Veftals. [Afide. Don. That you cloath me In this fad Livery of Death, aflures me Your Sentence is gone out before, and I Too late am call'd for, in my guilty Caufe To ufe Qualification, or Excufe Yet muft I not part fo with mine own Strength, But borrow from my Modefty Boldnefs, to Enquire by whofe Authority you fit My '64 THERENEGADO. My Judges, and whofe Warrant digs my Grave In the Frowns you dart againft my Lite ? Afam. See here! This fatal Sign r and Warrant ! This, brought to A General fighting at the Head of his Victorious Troops, ravifhes from his Hand His e'en then conquering Sword : This (hewn unto The Sultan's Brothers, or his Sons, delivers His deadly Anger ; and, all Hopes laid by, Commands them to prepare themfelves for Heaven 5 Which would (land with the Quiet of your Soul To think upon, and imitate. Don, Give me Leave A little to complain : Firft, of the hard Condition of my Fortune, which may move you, Though not to rile up Interceffors for me, Yet, in Remembrance of my former Life, (This being the firft Spot tainting mine Honour) To be the Means to bring me to his Prefence \ And then I doubt not, but I could alledge Such Reafons in mine own Defence, or plead So humbly (my Tears helping) that it mould Awake his fleeping Pity. Afam. 'Tis in vain ! If you have aught to fay, you mall have Hearing, And in me think him prefent. Don. I would thus then Firft kneel, and kifs his Feet ; and after, tell him How long I'd been his Darling ; what Delight My infant Years afforded him , how dear He priz'd his Sifter, in both Bloods, my Mother ; That me, like him, had Frailty,, that to me Deicends as an Inheritance; then conjure him, By her bleft Aflbes, and his Father's Soul, The Sword that rides upon his Thigh, his Right Hand Holding the Scepter, and the Ottoman Fortune, To have Compaffion on me. Afam. But iuppofe (As I am fure) he would be deaf, what then Could you infer ? T H E R E N E G A D O. 6 Don. I, then, would thus rife up, And to his Teeth tell him, he was a Tyrant, A moft voluptuous, and infatiable Epicure In his own Pleafures , which he hugs fo dearly, As proper, and peculiar to himfelf, That he denies a moderate lawful Ufe Of all Delight to others. And to thee, Unequal Judge, I fpeak as much, and charge thee But with impartial Eyes to look into Thyfelf, and then confider with what Juftice Thou canft pronounce my Sentence. Unkind Nature ! To make weak Women, Servants; proud Men, Mafters. Indulgent Mahomet / Eo thy bloody Laws Call my Embraces with a Chriftian, Death ? Having my Heat and May of Youth, to plead In my Excufe ? and yet want Power to punilh Thefe that with Scorn break thro' thy Cobweb-Edicts,' And laugh at thy Decrees ? To tame their Lufts There's no religious Bit ; let her be fair, And pleafing to the Eye, though Perfian, Moor, Idolatrefs, Turk, or Chriftian, you are privileg'd, And freely may enjoy her. At this Inftant, I know, unjuft Man ! thou haft in thy Power A lovely Chriftian Virgin ; thy Offence Equal, if not tranfcending mine: Why, then, We being both guilty, doft thou not defcend From that ufurp'd Tribunal, and with me Walk Hand in Hand to Death ? Afam. She Raves ! and we Lofe Time to hear her : Read the Law. Don. Do! do! I ftand refolv'd to luffer. Aga. If any Virgin, of what Degree or Quality fo- ever, born a natural Turk, mall be convicted of cor- poral Loofenefs, and Incontinence with any Chriftian, fhe is, by the Decree of our great Prophet, Mahomet, to lofe her Head. Afam. Mark that ! then tax our Juftice. VOL. II. E 66 TH.ERENEGADO. Aga. Ever provided, That if fhe, the faid Offender, by any Reafons, Arguments, or Perfuafion, can win and prevail with the faid Chriilian, offending with her, to alter his Religion, and marry her, that then the Winning of a Soul to the Mahometan Sect mall acquit her from all Shame, Difgrace and Punifhment what- foever. Don. I lay hold on that Claufe, and challenge from The Privilege of the Law. [you Mufla. What will you do ? Don. Grant me Accefs and Means, I'll undertake To turn this Chrijlian Turk, and marry him : This Trial you cannot deny. Mujla. O bafe ! Can Fear to die make you defcend fo low From your high Birth, and brand the Ottoman Line With fuch a Mark of Infamy ? Afam. This is worfe Than the parting with your Honour. Better fuffer Ten thoufand Deaths, and without Hope to have A Place in our great Prophet's Paradife, Than have an Act to After-times remember'd So foul as this is. Mufla. Chear your Spirits, Madam ! To die is nothing ; 'tis but parting with A Mountain of Vexations. Afam. Think of your Honour; In dying nobly you make Satisfaction For your Offence ; and you mall live a Story Of bcldtKroic Courage. Eton. You ill all not tool me Out of my t,ife : I claim the Law, and fue for A fpeedy Trial ^ if I fail, you may Determine of me as you pleafe. Afam. Bafe Woman ! But ufe thy Ways, and fee thou prolper in 'em : For, if thou fall again into my Power, Thou malt in vain, after a thoufand Tortures, Cry out for Death, that Death which now thou fly'ft from. Ualoofe THERENEGADO. 67 Unloofe the Pri loner's Chains. Go! lead her on To try the Magick of her Tongue 1 follow : I'm on the Rack. *Defcend, my heft Paulina. (Exeunt. SCENE III. Enter Francifco, Jailor 4 Fran. I come not empty-handed -, J will purchafe Your Favour at what Rare you pleafe. There's Gold. Jailor. 'Tis the belt Oratory. I will hazard A Check for your Content. Below there ! Vitel. Welcome I [Vitelli under the Stage. Art thou the happy Meilcnger, that brings me News of my Death ? "Jailor. Your Hand ! [Vitelii fluck'd up. Fran. Now, if you pleafe, A little Privacy. Jailor. You have bought it, Sir j Enjoy it freely. [Exit Jailor* Fran. O, my dearcft Pupil 1 Witnefs thefe Tears of Joy : I never faw you, Till now, look lovely ; nor durft I e'er glory In the Mind of any Man I had built up With the Hands of virtuous and religious Precepts, 'Till this glad Minute. Now you have made good My Expectation of you. By my Order ! All Reman C to the next Spring, And bring me of it. Gazet. Would I could as well Fetch you a Pardon ; I would not run but fly, And be here in a Moment. Mufta. Wnat's the Myftery of this? Difcover it. Vitel. Great Sir ! I'll tell you. Each Country hath it's own peculiar Rites : Some, when they are to die, drink Store of Wine, Which pour'd in liberally does oft beget A baftard Valour, with which arm'd they bear The not to be declined Charge of Death With lefs Fear, and Aftonimment : Others tak Drugs to procure a heavy Sleep, that fo They T H E R E N G A D O. Si; They may infenfibly receive the Means That carts them in an everlafting Slumber; Others O welcome ! Enter Gazet with Water. Ajam. Now the Ufe of yours ? Vilel. The Clearnefs of this is a perfect Sign Of Innocence ; and as this wafhes off Stains, and Pollutions from the Things we wear, Thrown thus upon the Forehead, it hath Power ,To purge thofe Spots that cleave unto the Mind, [Throws it on her Face. If thankfully recelv'd. Afcim. 'Tis a ftrange Cuftom ! ViteL How do you entertain it, my Donufa? Feel you no Alteration ? No new Motives ? No unexpected Aids that may confirm you In that to which you were inclin'd before ? Don. I am another Woman, till this Minute I never liv'd, nor durft think how to die. How long have I been blind ! yet on the fudden, By this bleft Means I feel the Films of Error, Ta'en from my Soul's Eyes. O divine Phyfician ! That haft beftow'd a Sight on me, which Death, Though -ready to embrace me in his Arms, Cannot take from me. Let me kifs the Hand That did this Miracle, and feal my Thanks Upon thofe Lips from whence thele fweet Words va- nifh'd That freed me from the crueleft of Prifons, Blind Ignorance, and Mifbelief : falfe Prophet ! Impoftor Mahomet ! .if am. I'll hear no more ; You do abule my Favours, fever 'em : Wretch if thou hadtt another Life to lofe, This Blafphemy deferv'd it, inftantly Carry them to their Deaths. VOL. II. F 82 THERENEGADO. Vitel. We part now, bleft one ! To meet hereafter in a Kingdom, where Hell's Malice mall not reach us. Paul. Ha! ha! ha! AJam. What means my Miftrefs ? Paul. Who can hold her Spleen, When iuch ridiculous Follies are prefented ; The Scene too made Religion ? O, my Lord, How from one Caufe two contrary Effects Spring up upon the fudden. Afam. This is ftrange ! Paul. That which hath fool'd her in her Death, wins me, That hitherto have bar'd myfelf from Pleafure, To live in all Delight. Afam. There's Mufick in this. Paul. I now will run as fiercely to your Arms As ever longing Woman did, borne high On the fwift Wings of Appetite. Vitel. O Devil! Paul. Nay more ; for there mail be no odds betwixt us, I will turn Turk. Gazet. Moft of your Tribe do fo, When they begin in Whore. \_Afide. Afam. You are ferious Lady ? Paul. Serious; But fatisfy me in a Suit That to the World may witnefs that I have Some Power upon you, and To-morrow challenge Whatever's in my Gift j for I will be At your Difpofe. Gazet. That's ever the Subfcription To a damn'd Whore's falfe Epiftle. [Afide. Afam. Afk this Hand, Or, if thou wilt, the Heads of thefe. I am rapt Beyond myfelf with Joy. Speak, fpeak, what is it ? Paul. But twelve fhort Hours reprieve for this bafe Couple. Afam. The Reafon, fmce you hate them ? Paul. THERNEGAD(X $3 Paul That I may Have Time to triumph o'er this wretched Woman : I'll be myfelf her Guardian. I will feaft, Adorned in her Choice and richefl Jewels^ Commit him to what Guards you pleafe. Grant this, I am no more mine own, but yours. Afam. Enjoy it. Repine at it who dares. Bear him fafe off To the Black Tower, but give him all Things ufeful 3 The contrary was not in your Requeft. Paul. I do contemn him. Don. Peace in Death deny'd me ? Paul. Thou (halt not go in Liberty to thy Grave, For one Night a Sultana is my Slave. Mufla. A terrible little Tyfannefs. Afam. No more ; Her Will mall be a Law. Till now ne'er happy. [Exeunf* SCENE IV. /rFrancifco, Grimaldi, Majler> Boatfwain, andSailorsl Grim. Sir ! all Things are in Readinefs ; the Turks That feiz'd upon my Ship ftow'd under Hatches ; My Men refolv'd, and chearful. Ufe but Means To get out of the Ports, we will be ready To bring you aboard, and then (Heaven be butpleas'd) This for the Viceroy's Fleet. Fran. Difcharge your Parts, In mine I'll not be wanting: Fear not, Matter! Something will come along to fraught your Bark, That you will have juit Caufc to fay you never Made fuch a Voyage. Mafter. We will ftand the Hazard. Fran. What's the beft Hour ? Boaff. After the fecond Watch. Fran. Enough ; each to his Charge. Grim. We will be cateful. [Exeuntl F 2 SCENE $4 THERENEGADO. SCENE V. Enter Paulina, Donufa, Carazic, Manto. Paul. Sit, Madam ! it is fit that I attend you -, And pardon, I befecch you, my rude Language, To which the fooner you will be invited, When you fliall underftand, no Way was left me To free you from a prefent Execution, But by my perlbnating that, which never My Nature was acquainted with. Don. I believe you. Paul. You will, when you fliall underftand I may Receive the Honour to be known unto you By a nearer Name. And, not to rack you further, The Man you pleafe to favour is my Brother ; No Merchant, Madam, but a Gentleman Of the beft Rank in Venice. Don. I rejoice in't, But what's this to his Freedom ? For myfelf, Were he well off, I were fecure. Paul I have A prefent Means, not plotted by myfelf, But a religious Man, my ConfeiTor, That may preferve all, if we had a Servant Whofe Faith we might rely on. Don. She, that's now, Your Slave, was once mine ; had I twenty Lives, I durft commit them to her Truft. Manto. Oh! Madam! I have been falfe, forgive me I'll redeem it By any Thing, however defperate, You pleafe t* impofe upon me. Paul. 'Troth thefe Tears, I think, cannot be counterfeit, I believe her, And if you pleafe will try her. Don. At your Peril , There is no further Danger can look towards me. Paul. THE REN EGAD O 85 Paul. This only then canft thou ufe Means to carry This bak'd Meat to Vitelli ? Manto. With much Eafe; I am familiar with the Guard ; befide, It being known 'twas I that did betray him, My Entrance hardly will of them be queftion'd. Paul. About it then. Say it was fent to him From his Donufa : Bid him fearch the midfl oft, He there (hall find a Cordial. Manto. What I do Shall fpeak my Care and Faith. [Exit Manto, Don. Good Fortune with thee ! Paul. You cannot eat. Don. The Time we thus abufe We might employ much better. Paul. I am glad To hear this from you. As for you CarazieJ If your Intents do profper, make Choice, whether You'll fleal away with your two Miftrdfcs, Or take your Fortune. Car. I'll be gelded twice firft j Hang him that flays behind. Paul. I wait you Madam. Were but my Brother off, by the Command Of the doting Viceroy there's no Guard dare ftay me j And I will fafely bring you to the Place Where we muft exped him. Don. Heaven be gracious to us. [Exeunt. SCENE VI. Enter Vitelli, Aga, and a Guard. Vitd. Paulina to fall off thus ! 'tis to me More terrible than Death ; and, like an Earthquake Totters this walking Building (fuch I am) And in my fudden Ruin would prevent, By choking up at once my vital Spirits, . This pompous Preparation for my Death. F 3 But 86 THERENEGADO, But I am loft ; that good Man, good Francifco, Deliver'd me a Paper, which till now I wanted Leifure to perufe. [Reads (be Paper* Aga. This Chriilian Fears not, it feems, the ne'er approaching Sun Whofe fecond Rile he never muit falute. Enter Man to with tie latfd Meat. 1 Guard. Who's that ? 2 Guard. Stand ! Aga. Manto ? Manto. Here's the Viceroy's Ring Gives 'Warrant to my Entrance. Yet you may Partake of any Thing 1 fhall deliver ; 'Tis but a Prefent to a dying Man Sent from the Princefs that muft fuffer with him* Aga. Ufe your own Freedom. Manto, I would not difturb This his laft Contemplation, Vitel O, 'tis well ! He has reftor'd all, and I at Peace again "With my Paulina. Manto. Sir! the fad Donufa Grieved for your Suff'rings. more than for her own, Knowing the long and tedious Pilgrimage You are to take, prefents you with this Cordial, "Which privately fhe wimes you mould tafte of, And fearch the middle Part, where you mail find Something that hath the Operation to Make Death look lovely. Vitelli. I will not difpute What fhe commands, but ferve it. [Exit Vitellh Aga. Pr'ythee, Mantel How hath the unfortunate Princefs fpent this Night Under her proud new Miftrefs ? Manto. With fuch Patience As it o'ercomcs the other's Infolence ; Nay, triumpKs o'er her Pride. My much Hafte now Commands THERENEGADO. 87 Commands me hence; but, the fad Tragedy pad, I'll give you Satisfaction to the full Of all hath pafs'd, and a true Character Of the proud Chriftian's Nature. [Exit Manto. Aga. Break the Watch up. What fhould we fear i' th* midft of our own Strengths? 'Tis but the Bafhaw's Jealoufy. Farewell, Soldiers. [Exeunt. SCENE VII. Enter Vitelli, with the balfd Meats abc-ve. Fitel. There's fomething more in this than means to cloy A hungry Appetite, which I muft difcover. She will'd me fearch the midft. Thus, thus I pierce it : Ha ! what is this ? A Scroll bound up in Pack-thread ? What may the Myftery be ? [He reads the Scroll. " Son, let down this Pack-thread, at the Weft Win- " dow of the Caftle. By it you mall draw up a Ladder " of Ropes, by which you may defcend, your deareft " Donufa with the reft of your Friends, below attend " you. Heaven profper you i" Francifco. beft of Men ! he that gives up himfelf To a true religious Friend, leans not upon A falfe deceiving Reed, but boldly builds Upon a Rock ; which now with Joy I find In reverend Francifco, whofe good Vows, Labours, and Watchings in my hoped-for Freedom, Appear a pious Miracle. I come, 1 come, good Man, with Confidence ; though the De- fcent Were fteep as Hell, I know I cannot flide Being call'd^down by fuch a faithful Guide. [Exit Vitelli. F 4 SCENE 88 THE REN EGAD O. SCENE tie loft. Afambeg, Muftapha, Janizaries. Afam. Excufe me Muftapha^ though this Night to me Appear as tedious as that treble one "Was to the World, when 'Jci-e on fair Alcmena Begot Alcidcs. Were you to encounter Thole ravifhing Pleasures, which the flow-pac'd Hours (To me they are fuch, bar me from, you would With your continu'd Wifhes ftrive to imp New Feathers to the broken Wings of Time, And chide the amorous Sun, for too long Dalliance In fbetis* wat'ry Bofom. Mujla. You are too violent In your'Defires, of which you are yet uncertain, Having no more Affurance to enjoy 'em Than a weak Woman's Promife, on which wife Men Faintly rely. Afam. Turn ! me is made of Truth ; And what me fays fne will do, holds as firm As Laws in Brafs that know no Change : What's this ? Some new Prize brought in, fure. Why are thy Looks {A Piece fict off. So ghaftly. Villain, fpeak ! Enter Aga, Aga, Great Sir! hear me, Then, after, kill me. We are all betray'd, The falfe Grimaldi funk in your Difgrace, With his Confederates, have ieiz'd his Ship, And thofe that guarded it ftow'd under Hatches : With him the condemn'd Princefs, and the Merchant, That with a Ladder made of Ropes defcended From {he black Tower in which he was inclos'd, your fait Miftrefs. Afam. Ha! 4*. THERENEGADO. 89 A#a. With all their Train, A-nd choiceft Jewels, are gone fafc aboard, Their Sails fpread forth, and with a Fore-gale Leaving our Coaft, in Scorn of all Purfuit As a Farewell they mew'd a Broad-fide to us. Afam. No more. Mujia. Now note your Confidence! Afam. No more. O my Credulity ! I am too full Ot Grief, and Rage to fpeak. Dull heavy Fool! Worthy of all the Tortures that the Frown Of thy incenfed Matter can throw on thee Without one Man's Companion. I will hide This Head among the Defarts, or fome Cave Fill'd with my Shame and me ; where I alone May die without a Partner in my Moan. [Exeunt. FINIS. THE PICTURE. A TRAGI-COMEDY. As it was often prefented with good Allowance,' at the Globe, and Black-Friers Playhoufes, by the King's Majefty's Servants. 1630. WRITTEN By PHILIP MASSINGER. T O My Honoured and Selected Friends OF THE Noble Society of the INNER TEMPLE. may be objected, my not infcribing their or Titles, to whom 1 dedicate this Poem, pro- ceedeth either from my Diffidence of their Af- feclion to me, or their Unwillingnefs to be pub- li/hed the Patrons of a Trifle. To fuch as jhall make fo ftricl an Inquifition of me, I truly anfwer, The Play, in the Preferment, found fuch a general Approbation, that it gave me Ajfurance of their Favour to whofe Protection it is now facred , and they have profejfed they fo fmcerely allow of it, and the Maker, that they 'would have freely granted that in the Publication, which, for fame Reafons, I denied my f elf. One, and that is a main one ; I had rather enjoy (as I have done) the real Proofs of their Fricndjhip 9 than Mountebank-like boaft their Numbers in a Catalogue. Accept it, noble Gentlemen, as a Confirmation of his Ser- vice, who hath nothing eJfe to ajfure you, and witnefs to the World hew much he jlands engaged for your fo fre~ quent Bounties, and in your charitable Opinion of me be- lieve, tb at you now may, and Jhall ever command^ Your Servant, PHILIP MASSINGER. Dramatis Dramatis Perfonx. Ladt/Iaus, King of Hungary. Eubulus, an old Counfellor. Ferdinand, General of the Army. Matbias, a Knight of Bo- hemia. Ubaldo, 7 Two wild Cour- Ricardo, \ tiers. Hilario> Servant to Sophia. Julio Baptijla, a great Scholar. Honorta, the Queen. Acanthe, a Maid of Honour. Sophia, Wife to Mathias. Corifca, Sophia's Woman. Six Mafquers. Six Servants to the Queen. Attendants. ifhe Original Atfors. ROBERT BENFIELD. JOHN LEWIN. RICHARD SHARPE. JOSEPH TAYLOR. THOMAS POLLARD. EYLARDT SWANSTONE. JOHN SHANUCKE. WILLIAM PEN, JOHX TOMSON. ALEXANDER GOFFE. JOHN HUNNIEMAN. WILLIAM TRIGGE. THE THE PICTURE. A True HUNGARIAN HISTORY. ACT I. SCENE I. Enter Mathias in Annoyr, Sophia in a riding Suit y Co- rifca, Hilario, with other Servants. Mathias. 3*")80@f*i I N C E we muft part, Sophia, to pafs further & 36( Is not alone impertinent, but dangerous. | We are not diftant from the Turki/h Camp fc Above five Leagues, and who knows but fome Party Of his Timariots, that fcour the Country, May fall upon us ? Be now, as thy Name Truly interpreted, hath ever fpoke thee, Wife, and difcreet, and to thy Underftanding Marry thy conftant Patience. Soph. You put me, Sir, To the utmoft Trial of it. Math. Nay, no Melting ; Since the Neceflity that now feparates us, We have long fmce difputed, and the Reafons Forcing me to it, too oft walh'd in Tears, I grant that you in Birth were far above me, And great Men, my Superiors, Rivals for you ; But mutual Confent of Heart, as Hands Join'd by true Love, hath made us one, and equal : Nor 9 6 T H E P I C T U R E. Nor is it in me mere Defire of Fame, Or to be cry'd up by the publick Voice For a brave Soldier, that puts on my Armour ; Such airy Tumours take not me. You know How narrow our Demeans are, and what's more, Having as yet no Charge of Children on us, We hardly can fubfift. Soph. In you alone, Sir, ' I have all Abundance. Matb. For my Mind's content, In your own Language I could anfwer you ; You have been an obedient Wife, a right one ; And to my Power, though fhort of your Defert, I have been ever an indulgent Hufband. We have long enjoy'd the Sweets of Love, and though Not to Satiety, or Loathing, yet We mufh not live fuch Dotards on our Pleafurcs, As ftill to hug them to the certain Lofs Of Profit and Preferment. Competent Means Maintains a quiet Bed i Want breeds DiiTention, Even in good Women. Soph. Have you found in me, Sir, Any Diftafte, or Sign of Difcontent, For want of what's fupcrfluous ? Math. No, Sophia ; Nor lhalt thou ever have Caufe to repent Thy conftant Courfe in Gcodnefs, it Heaven blefs My honeft Undertakings. 'Tis for thee That I turn Soldier, and put forth, Deareft, Upon this Sea of Action as a Factor, To trade for rich Materials to adorn Thy noble Parts, and mew 'em in full Luftre, I blufh that other Ladies, lefs in Beauty 1 I am apt to think this Speech of Sipfaa ought to be read thus : Soph. In you alone, Sir, I have all Abundance ; for my Mind's content. Matb. In your own Language I could anfwer you ; You have, & And THE PICTURE. 9 Arid outward Form (but in the Harmony Of the Soul's ravifhing Mufick, the lame Age X T ot to be nam'd with theej fhould fo out-mine thee, In Jewels and Variety of Wardrobes ; While you (to whofe iVeet Innocence both Indies Compar'd are of no Value) wanting thefe Pafs unregarded; Soph. If I am fo rich, or Jn your Opinion fo, why mould you borrow Additions for me ? Malb. Why! I mould be cenfur'd Of Ignorance, poffcffing fuch a Jewel Above all Price, if I forbear to give it The bed of Ornaments. Therefore, Sopbiai In few Words know my Pleafure, and obey me, As you have ever done. To your Difcreticn I leave the Government of my Family, And our poor Fortunes, and from thefe command Obedience to you as to myfelf : To the utmoft of what's mine live plentifully ; And e'er the Remnant of our Store be fpent, With my good Sword, I hope, I mall reap for you A Harveft in fuch full Abundance, as Shall make a merry Winter. Soph. Since you are not To be diverted, Sir, from whar you purpofe, All Arguments to flay you here are u (clefs. Go when you pleafe, Sir : Eyes, I charge you wafte not One Drop of Sorrow, look you hoard all up Till in my widow'd Bed I call upon you, But then be fure you fail not. You bleft Angels, Guardians ot human Life, I at this Inftant Forbear t' invoke you, at our parting i 'twere To peribnate Devotion. My Soul Shall go along with you, and when you are Circled with Death and Horror, feek and find you ; And then I will not leave a Saint unfu'd to For your Protection. To tell you what I will do in your Abfence, would fhew poorly; VOL. II. G Mv 98 THE PICTURE. My Actions {hall fpeak me , 'twere to doubt you, To beg I may hear from you where you are ; You cannot live obfcure, nor fhall one Poft By Night, or Day, pafs unexamin'd by me. If I dwell long upon your Lips, confider After this Feaft the griping Fail that follows, And it will be excufable ; Pray turn from me, All that I can is fpoken. l Exit Sophia, Math. Follow your Miftrefs. Forbear your Wimes for me , let me find *em At my Return, in your prompt Will to ferve her. Hil. For my Part, Sir, I will grow lean with Study To make her merry. Corif. Though you are my Lord, Yet being her Gentlewoman, by my Place I may take my Leave ; your Hand, or if you pleafe To have me fight fo high, I'll not be coy, But ftand a tip-toe for't. Math. O ! fare we], Girl. Hil. A Kifs well begg'd, Ccrifca. Corif. 'Twas my Fee ; Jove, how he melts ! I cannot blame my Lady's Unwillingnefs to part with fuch Marmulade Lips. There will be fcrambling for 'em in the Camp , And were it not for my Honefty, I cou'd wilh now I were his leager Landrefs, I would find Soap of mine own, enough to wafh his Linnen, Or I would drain hard for't. Hil. How the Mammet twitters ! Come, come, my Lady flays for us. Corif. Would I had been , Her Ladyfhip the laft Night. * Pray turn from me ; All that lean is fpoken. The foregoing Scene between Mathias and Sophia, though fliort, is very beautiful : The Aflembkge of Love and Grief at their part- ing, muft be very pleafing to every Heart that is capable of being touched with Tendernefs. Hil. T H E P I C T U R E. 99 tiil. No more of that, Wench [Exeunt Hilario and Corifca. Math. I am ftrangely troubled : Yet why I mould nourifli A Fury here, and with imagin'd Food ? Having no real Grounds on which to raife A Building of Sufpicion fhe ever waSj Or can be falie hereafter ? I in this But foolifhly inquire the Knowledge of A future Sorrow, which, if I find out, My preient Ignorance were a cheap Purchafe, Though with rhy Lofs of Being. I have already Dealt with a Friend of mine, a general Scholar, One deeply read in Nature's hidden Secrets, And (though with much Unwillingnefs) have won hirrt To do as much as Art can to refolve me My Fate that follows To my Wifh he's come. Enter Baptifta. ! Julio Baplifta, now I may affirm Your Promife and Performance walk together ; And therefore, without Circumflance to the Point, Inilruct me what I am. Bapt. I could wi(h you had Made Trial of my Love fome other Way. Math. Nay, this is from the Purpofe. Bapt. If you can, Proportion your Dell re to any Mean* I do pronounce you happy : I have found, By certain Rules of Art, your matchlefs Wife Is to this prefent Hour from aJl Pollution Free and untainted. Math. Good. Bapt. In reafon therefore You fliould fix h?re, and make no farther Search Of what may fall hereafter. Math. O Baptifta ! *Tis not in me to matter fo my Paffions ; G 2 I rnuft loo THE PICTURE. I mud know farther, or you have made good But half your Promife. While my Love ftood by y Holding her upright, and myPrefence was A Watch upon her, her Defires being met too With equal Ardour from me, what one Proof Could fne give of her Conftancy, being untempted ? But when I am abfent, and my coming back Uncertain, and thole wanton Heats in Women Not to be quench'd by lawful Means, and fhe The abfolute Difpofer of herfelf, Without Controul or Curb ; nay more, invited By Opportunity and all ftrong Temptations, If then Ihe hold out Bapt. As no doubt fhe will. Math. Thofe Doubts muft be made Certainties, Bap- By your AfTurance, or your boafted Art [tifta, Deferves no Admiration. How you trifle And play with my Affliction ? I'm on The Rack, till you confirm me. Bapt. Sure, Mathias, I am no God, nor can I dive into Her hidden Thoughts, or know what her Intents are j That is deny'd to Art, and kept conceaPd E'en from the Devils themfelves : They can but guefs ? Out of long Obfervation, what is likely ; But pofidvely to foretel that this (hall be, You may conclude impoffible ; all I can I will do for you, when you are diftant from her A thoufand Leagues, as if you then were with her ; You lhall know truly when fhe is iolicited, And how far wrought on. Math. I defire no more. Bapt. Take then this little Model of Sophia, With more than human Skill limb'd to the Life j Each Line and Lineament of it in the Drawing So punctually obferv'd, that, had it Motion, In fo much 'twere herfelf. Math. It is, indeed, An admirable Piece j but if it have not Some THE PICTURE. , i Some hidden Virtue that I cannot guefs at, In what can it advantage me ? Ee.pt. I'll inftruft you, Carry it ftill about you, and as oft As you defire to know how Ihe's affected, With curious Eyes perufe it : While it keeps The Figure it now has entire and perfect, She is not only innocent in Fact, But unattempted -, but if once it vary From the true Form, and whars now white and red Incline to yellow, reft moft confident She's with all Violence courted, but unconquer'd. But if it turn all black, 'tis an Afllirance The Fort, by Compofition or Surprize, Is forc'd, or with her free Confent, furrender'd. Math. How much you have engag'd me for this Fa- vour, The Service of my whole Life fhall make good. Bapt. We will not part fo ; I'll along with you, And it is needful, with the rifing Sun The Armies meet j yet, e'er the Fight begin, In fpite of Oppofition I will place you In the Head of the Hungarian General's Troop, And near his Perlbn. Math. As my better Angel You (hall direct and guide me. Bapt. As we ride Til tell you more. Math. In all Things I'll obey you. [Exeunt, SCENE II. Enter Ubaldo and Ricardo. Ric. When came the Poft ? Ubal. The laft Night. Ric. From the Camp ? Ubal Yes, as 'tis faid, and the Letter writ and fign'd By the General Ferdinand. G 3 Ric. 102 THEPICTUR E; Ric. Nay, then fans queftion ; It is of Moment. Ubal. It concerns the Lives Of two great Armies. Ric, Was it chearfully Received by the King ? Ubal. Yes, for being affured The Armies were in View of one another ; Having proclaim'd a public Faft and Prayer For the good Succefs, he difpatch'd a Gentleman Of his Privy Chamber to the General, With ablblute Authority from him To try the Fortune of a Day. Ric. No doubt then The General will come on, and fight it bravely. Heaven profper him : This military Art I grant to be the nobleft of Profeffions ; And yet (I thank my Stars for'tj I was never Inclin'd to learn it, iince this bubble Honour, J (Which is indeed the Nothing Soldiers fight for, With the Lofs of Limbs or Life) is in my Judgment Too dear a Purchafe. Ubal. Give me our Court-warfare : The Danger is not great in the Encounter Of a fair Miftrefs. Ric. Fair and found together po very well, Ubaldo. But fuch are With Difficulty to be found out , and when they know Their Value, priz'd too high. By thy own Report Thou waft at Twelve a Gamefter, and iince that Studied all Kinds of Females, from the Night-trader Pthe Street, with certain Danger to thy Pocket, * This Bubble Honour. Jn fpeaking of Honour, h'cjfinger feems to have had Shake/par in Jiis Eye: Thus, in As you like it, Seeking the Bubble, Reputation, Even in the Cannon's Mouth, And in Fa!ftaff*& Catechifm, See the Firft PAT; of Hemy IV. Aft 5. Scene 2. To T H E P I C T U R E. 103 To the great Lady in her Cabinet, That fpent upon thee more in Cullifes, To ftrengthen thy weak Back, than would maintain Twelve Flanders Mares, and as many running Horfes/, Befides Apothecaries and Chirurgeons Bills, Paid upon all Occafions, and thofe frequent. Ubal. You talk Ricardo, as if yet you were A Novice in thofe Myfteries. Ric. By no Means j My Doctor can afliire the contrary, I lofe no Time. I have felt the Pain and Pleafure, As he that is a Gameiter, and plays often, Muft fometimes be a Jofer. Ubal. Wherefore then Do you envy me ? Ric. It grows not from my Want, Nor thy Abundance, but being as J am The likelier Man, and of much more Experience, My good Parts are my Curfes : There's no Beauty But yields e'er it be fummon'd ; and as Nature Had fign'd me the Monopolies of Maidenheads, There's none can buy till I have made my Market ; Satiety cloys me : As I live, I would part with Half my Efratc, nay, travel o'er the World, To find that only Phoenix in my Search That could hold out againft me. Ubal. Be not rap'd lo : You may fpare that Labour, as me is a Woman, What think you of the Queen , ? Ric. I dare not aim at The Petticoat royal ; that is ft ill excepted : Yet were me not my King's, being the AbftracT: Of all that's rare, or to be wiuYd in Woman, To write her in my Catalogue, having enjoy'd her, I would venture my Neck to a Halter. But we talk of Impofiibilities ; as me hath a Beauty Would make old Nejior young, fuch Majefty Draws forth a Sword of Terror to defend it, As would fright Paris, though the Queen of Love G 4 Vow'd io 4 T H E P I C T U R E. Vow ? d her beft Furtherance to him. Ubal. Have you obferv'd The Gravity of her Language mix'd with Sweetnefs ? Ric. Then, at what Diftance fhe refcrves herfelf When the King him fell makes his Aproaches to her? Ubal. As fhe were full a Virgin, and his Life 4 But one continued Wooing. Ric. She well knows Her Worth; and values it. Ubal. And fo far the King is Indulgent to her Humours, that he forbears The Duty of a Hufband, but when ihe calls for ? t. Ric. All his Imaginations and Thoughts Arc buried in her; the loud Nolle of VVar Cannot awake him. Ubal. At this very Infant, When both his Life and Crown are at the Stake, He only ftudies her Content, and when She's pleas'd toihew herfelf, Mufic and Mafques Are with all Care and Cofl provided for her. Ric. 1 his Night i"he prornis'd to appear. Ub&l. You may believe it by the Diligence of theKiqg^ As if he were her Harbinger. Enter Ladiflaus, Eubulus, and Attendants with Perfumes. Ladif. Thefe Rooms Are nof perfum'd, as we (directed. Rub. Not Sir. J know not what you would have ; I am fure the Smpak Ccft treble the Price of the whole Week's Proviiion Spent in. your Majefty'b Kitchens. Ladif. How ! 1 fcorn Thy grofs Comparifon. When my Hcnoria, 4 As fl?e. lucre fill a Virgin and kls Life But one, &c. This Paffage I think would read better thus. As flie were ftill a Virgin His Life's But pne continued. Wooing. THE PICTURE, 5 Th" Amazement of the prefent Time, and Envy pf all fucceeding Ages, does defcend To fan&ify a Place, and in her Prelence Makes it a Temple to me, can I be Too curious, much lefs Prodigal to receive her ? Bui that the Splendour of her Beams of Beauty Hath ftruck thee blind. Eub. As Dotage hath done you. Ladif. Dotage, Q Blafpherhy ! is it in me To ferve her to her Merit ? Is me not The Daughter of a King ? Eub. And you the Son Of ours I take it, by what Priviledge elfe Do you reign over us ? For my Part, I know not Where the Difparity lies. L&dif. Her Birth, old Man, Old in the Kingdom's Service which protects thee, Is the lead Grace in her : And though her Beauties Might make the Thunderer a Rival for her, They are but fuperficial Ornaments, And faintly fpeak her. From her. heavenly Mind, f Were all Antiquity and Fiction loft, pur modern Poets could not in their Fancy But fafhion a Minerva far tranfcendjng Th' imagin'd one, whom Homer only dream't of: But then add this, fhe's mine, mine Eubulus. And though fhe knows one Glance from her fail' Eyes Muft make all Gazers her Idolaters, She is fo fparing of their Influence, That to fhun Superftition in others, She moots her powerful Beams only at me. And can I then, whom me defires to hold Her kingly Captive above all the World, Whofe Nations and Empires if fhe pleas'd $ From her hfai'ffily MittJ ll'tre all Antiquity ', &C. Maffinger abounds in thefe Allufions, and is very happy in them : They muft be very pleafing to every Reader of a poetical Turn. She THE PICTURE. She might command as Slaves, but gladly pay The humble Tribute of my Love and Service ? Nay, if I faid of Adoration to her, I did not err. Enb, Well, fince you hug your Fetters, In Love's Name wear 'em. You are a King, and that v Concludes you wife. Your Will a powerful Reafon, Which we that are foolifh Subjects muft not argue. And what in a mean Man I mould call Folly, Is in your Majefly remarkable Wifdom. But for me 1 fubfcribe. Ladif. Do, and look up, Upon this Wonder. Loud Mujick) Honoria in State under a Canopy , her Train born up by Sylvia and Acanthe. Ric. Wonder ? It is more Sir. VbaL A Rapture, an Aftonifhment. Ric. What think you, Sir ? Eub. As the King thinks, that is the fureft Guard We Courtiers ever lie at. Was ever Prince So drown'd in Dotage? Without Spectacles I can fee a handfome Woman, and me is fo : But yet to Admiration look not on her. Heaven, how he fawns ! and as it were his Duty, With what affured Gravity me receives it ! Her H'and again ! O me at length vouchfafes Her Lip, and as he had fuck'd Neftar from it, How he's exalted ! Women in their Natures Affect Command, but this Humility In a Hufband and a King, marks her the Way To abfolute Tyranny. So, Juno's placM Iny^i^'s Tribunal, and like Mercury (Forgetting his own Greatnefs,) he attends For her Employments. She prepares to fpeak, What Oracles {hull we hear now ? Hon. That you pleafe, Sir, With fuch AiTurances of Love and Favour, To T H E P I C T U R E. 10^ To grace your Handmaid, but in being yours, Sir, A matchlefs Queen, and one that knows heffelf fo, Binds me in Retribution to deferve. The Grace conferr'd upon me. Ladif. You tranfcend In all Things excellent, and it is my Glory, (Your Worth weigh'd truly) to depofe myfelf From abfolute Command, furrendering up My Will and Faculties to your Difpofure: And here I vow, not for a Day or Year, But my whole Life, which I wifh long, to ferve you : That whatfoever I in Juftice may Exact from thefe my Subjects, you from me May boldly challenge. And when you require it, Jn Sign of my Subjection, as your VafTal, Thus I will pay my Homage. Hon. O forbear, Sir, Let not my Lips envy my Robe : On them Print your Allegiance often. I defire No other Fealty. Ladif. Gracious Sovereign, Boundlefs in Bounty ! Eub. Is not here fine fooling ? He's queftionlefs bewitch'd. Would I were gelt So that would difenchant him. Though I forfeit My Life for it I muft fpeak. By your good Leave, Sir, I have no Suit to you, nor can you grant one, Having no Power. You are like me, a Subject, Her more then ferene Majefty being prefent. And I muft tell you, 'tis ill Manners in you, Having depos'd yourfelf, to keep your Hat on, And not ftand bare as we do, being no King, But a fellow Subject with us. Gentlemen Umers, It does belong to your Place, fee it reform'd, He has given away his Crown, and cannot challenge The Privilege of his Bonnet. Ladif. Do not tempt me. Eub. Tempt you, in what ? In following your Ex- ample ? If ao? THE PICTURE, if you are angry, qucftion me hereafter, As Ladijlaus fho.uld do JLubulus., On equal Terms. You were of late fny Sovereign., But weary of it, I now bend my Knee To her Divinity, and defire a Boon From her rncwe then Magnificence. Hon. Take it freely.. jNay, be not .mov'd, for our Mirth Sake let us hear him. Eub. Tis but to afk ,a Queftion : have you ne'er read The Story of Semiramis and Ninus ? Hon. Not as I remember. Eub. I will then inftruc~l you, And 'tis to the Purpofe. This Ninus was a King, And fiiph an impotent loving King, as this was, But now he's none. This Ninus (pray you obfervc me; Poced on this Semiramis^ a Smith's Wife, (I muft confefs, there the Comparison holds not, You are a King's Daughter, yer, under your Correction, |Like her, a Woman) this Affyrian Monarch (Of whom this is a Pattern) to exprefs His JLove and Service, feated her, as you are, In his regal Throne, and bound by Oath his Nobles, Forgetting all Allegiance to himfelf, One Day to be her Subjects, and to put In Execution whatever (he Pleas'd to impofe upon 'em. Pray you command him To minifter the like to us, and then You fhall hear what folio w'd. Lcdif. Well, Sir, to your Story. Eub. You have no Warrant, ftand by ; let me know Your Pleafure, Goddefs. Hon. Let this Nod allure you. Eub. Goddefs like, indeed; as I live, a pretty Idol! She knowing her Power, wifely made Ufe of it ; And fearing his Inconftancy, and Repentance Of what he had granted (as inReafon Madam, You may do his) that he might never have Powc: to recall his Grant, or queftion her For her inert Government, inftantly gave Order To have his Head itruck off. Ladif. T HE F I C T U R E. re? l,adif. I'ft poffible ? Eub. The Story fays fo, and commends her Wifdorn For making Ufe of her Authority : And it is worth your Imitation, Madam, He loves Subjection, and you are no Queen, Unlefs you make him feel the Weight of it. You are more then all ,the World to him, and that, 6 He may be Foe to you, and not feek change, When his Delights are fated, mew him up In fome clofe Prifon if you let him live, (Which is no Policy) and there diet him As you think fit to feed your Appetite, Since there ends his Ambition. Ubal. Devillifh Counfel. Ric. The King's amaz'd. Ubal. The Queen appears too, full Of deep Imaginations, Eubulus Hath put both to it. Ric. Now me feems refolv'd : I long to know the lilue [Honoria defends. Hon. Give me Leave, Dear Sir, to reprehend you for appearing Perplex'd with what this old Man, out of Envy Of your unequal'd Graces fhowr'd upon me, Hath in his fabulous Story faucily Apply'd to me. Sir, that you only nourifh One Doubt, Honoria dares abuie the Power With which me is inverted by your Favour, Or that fhe ever can make Ufe of it To the Injury of you the great Beftower, Takes from your Judgment. It was your Delight To feek to me with more Obfequioufnefs, Then I defir'd ; and itood it with my Duty 6 You are more than all tb: Wrld to him, and that He may be Foe is ycu, This is the reading of all the old Copies, but moft certainly falfe. It ought to be You are mare then all the JJ'ut id to him, And tbit He mzy be fo ta you. Not iio T H E P I C T U R E. Not to receive what you were pleas'd to offer ? I do but ad the Part you put upon me, And though you make me perfonate a Queen, And you my Subject, when the Play, your Is at a Period, I am what I was Before I enter'd, (till your humble Wife, And you my royal Sovereign. Ric. Admirable! Hon. I have heard of Captains taken more with Dan gers Then the Rewards, and if in your Approaches To thofe Delights which are your own, and freely To heighten your IDefire, you make the Paffage Narrow and difficult, mall I prefcribe you ? Or blame your Fondnefs ? Or can that fwell me Beyond my juft Proportion ? Ubal. Above Wonder! Ladif. Heaven make me thankful for fuch Goodnefs* Hon. Now, Sir, The State I took to fatisfy your Pleafure, I change to this Humility ; and the Oath You made to me of Homage, I thus cancel* And feat you in your own. Ladif. I am tranfported Beyond myfelf. Hon. And now to your wife Lordfhip, Am I prov'd a Semirawis ? Or hath My NirntSj as malicioufly you made him, Caufe to repent th* Excefs of Favour to mc> Which you call Dotage ? Ladif. Anfwer Wretch. Evb. I dare, Sir, And fay, however the Event may plead In your Defence, you had a guilty Caufe $ Nor was it Wifdom in you (1 repeat it) To teach a Lady, humble in herfelf, With the ridiculous Dotage of a Lover? To be ambitious. Hon THE PICTURE. in Hon. Eubulu^ I am fo, 'Tis rooted in me, you miftake my Temper, I do profefs myfelf to be the moft Ambitious of my Sex, but not to hold Command over my Lord, fuch a proud Torrent Would fink me in my Wifhes ; not that I Am ignorant how much 1 can deferve, And may with Juftice challenge. Eub. This I look'd for ; After this feeming humble Ebb, I knew! A gufhing Tide would follow. Hon. By my Birth, And liberal Gifts of Nature, as of Fortune, From you, as Things beneath me, I expect What's due to Majeity, in which I am A Sharer with your Sov'reign. Eub. Good again ! Hon. And as I am moft eminent in Place, In all my Actions I would appear fo. Ladif. You need not fear a Rival. Hon. I hope not ; And till I find one, I difdain to know , What Envy is. Ladif. You are above it, Madam. Hen. For Beauty without Art, Difcourfe, and free From Affectation, with what Graces elfe Can in the Wife and Daughter of a King Be wifh'd, I dare prefer myfelf. Eub. As I Blufh. for you, Lady, trumpet your own Praifes ! 7 * 7 Ail Blujbforyou, Lady, trumpet y>ur mvn Praifes Mr Dad/ley, in his Colleftion of Old Plays, reads this Paflage thus : Ail Blujh for you, Lady, trumpet not yiur own Praife. I think that the old Reading ftiould ftand. He means, that flic her- felf having loft all Senfe of Shame, he undertakes to blufh for her; and therefore ironically bids her proceed. Thia ti2 f H E P I C T U R E. This fpoken by the People, had been heard With Hcfnour to you ; does the Court afford No Oil-tongu'd Parafite, that you are forc'd To be your own grofs Flatterer ? Ladif. Be dumb, Thou Spirit of Contradiction. Hon. The Wolf But barks againft the Moon, and J contemn it, The Mafque you promis'd. A Horn. Enter a Poji. Ladif. Let 'em enter. How ! Eub. Here's one, I fear, unlook'd for. Ladif. From the Camp ? Poft. The General, victorious in your Fortune^ Kifles your Hand in this, Sir. Ladif. That great Power, Who at his Pleafure does difpofe of Battles, Be ever prais'd for't. Read, Sweet, and partake it The Turk is vanquifh'd, and with little Lofs Upon our Part, in which our Joy is doubl'd. Eub. But let it not exalt you ; bear it, Sir, With Moderation, and pay what you owe for't. Ladif. I underftand thee, Eubulus. I'll not now Enquire Particulars. Our Delights deferr'd, With Rev'rence to the Temples, there we'll tender Our Soul's Devotions to his dread Might, Who edg'd our Swords, and taught us how to fight. s [Exeunt omnfs< The End of the Firjl Aft. * Who eJgd our Swords, and taught us hoiu to fgbt. Majfftngir, as well as Shakrfpear, has greatly enriched himfelf from the Holy Scriptures : Thus in the 1441)1 Pfalm, David fays, Blejfid be the- Lord my Strength, ivbich teacheth my Hands to war, and my finger i to fight. And in many other Places we find feveral Paf- iages iimilar to the above* AC t THE PICTURE. 113 A C T II. S C E N E I. Enter Hilario, Corifca. ////. TT O U like my Speech ? X Corif. Yes, it" you give it Adion In the Delivery. ///'/. It ? I pity you. I have play'd the Fool before ;, this is not the firft Time, Nor (hall be, I hope, the Jail. Corif. Nay, I think fo too. Hil. And if I put her not out of her Dumps with Laughter, I'll make her howl for Anger. Corif. Not too much Of that, good Fellow Hilario. Our fad Lady Hath drank too often of that bitter Cup, A pleafant one mult reitore her. With what Patience Would fhe endure to hear ot the Death of my Lord ; That merely out of Doubt he may mifcarry, Afflids herfelf thus? Hil. Um ; 'tis a Queftion A Widow only can relblve. There be fome That in their Hufband's Sicknefs have wept Their Pottle of Tears a Day , but being once certain At Midnight he was dead, have in the Morning Dry'd up their Handkerchiefs, and thought no more on't. Corif. Turn, fhe is none of that Race ; if her Sorrow Be not true and perfect, I againft my Sex Will take my Oath, Woman ne'er wept in Earned. She has made herfelf a Prifoner to her Chamber, Dark as a Dungeon, in which no Beam Of Comfort enters. She admits no Vifits j "Eats little, and her nightly Mufick is Of Sighs and Groans, tun'd to fuch Harmony VOL. II. H OF n 4 THE PICTURE. Of feeling Grief, that I, againft my Nature, Am made one of the Contort. This Hour only She takes the Air, a Cuilom every Day She folemnly obferves, with greedy Hopes, From fome that pafs by, to receive Afiumnce Of the Succels and Safety of her Lord. Now, if that your Device will take Hit. Ne'er fear it : I am provided cap-a-pee, and have My Properties in Readinefs. Sophia within. Bring my Veil, there. Corif. Be gone, I hear her coming. Hit. If I do not Appear, and, what's more, appear perfect, hifs me. [Exit Hilario. Enter Sophia. Soph. I was flatter'd once, I was a Star, but now Turn'd a prodigious Meteor ; and, like one, Hang in the Air between my Hopes and Fears, And every Hour (the little Stuff burnt out That yields a waning Light to dying Comfort) I do expect my Fall, and certain Ruin. In wretched Things more wretched is Delay ; 9 And Hope, a Parafite to me, being unmafq'd, Appears more horrid than Defpair, and my Diftrac~lion worfe than Madnefs. E'en my Prayers, When with moft Zeal fent upward, are pull'd down With ftrong imaginary Doubts and Fears, And in their fudden Precipice o'erwhelm me. Dreams and fantaftick Vifions walk the Round I0 9 In wretched Things more wretched is Delay* This, 1 think fhould be read, To wretched Things, &C. 1 * Dreams and fantaftick F"ijtons walk the Round. Tis thus in the old Copies ; but I am inclin'd to think it ihould Dreams and fantojlick Vijiom walk their Round. About T H E P I C T U R'E; 115 About my widow'd Bed, and every Slumber Broken with loud Alarms : Canthefe be then But lad Prefages, Girl ? Cor if. You make 'em fo, And antedate a Lofs mall ne'er fall on you. Such pure Affection, fuch mutual Love, A Bed, and undefiFd on either Part, A Houfe without Contention, in two Bodies One Will and Soul (like to the Rod of Concord) Kifilng each other, cannot be fhort-iiv'd, Or end in Barrennefs. If all thefe, dear Madam, (Sweet in your Sadnefs) mould produce no Fruit, Or leave the Age no Models of yourfelves, To witnefs to Pofterity what you were, Succeeding 1 imes, frighted with the Example, But hearing of your Story, would inftru<5t Their faireil IlTue to meet fenfually, Like other Creatures, and forbear to raife True Love, or Hymen Altars. Sophia. O Corifca ! I know thy Reafons are like to thy Wifnes, And they are built upon a weak Foundation, To raife me Comfort. Ten long Days are pafl, Ten long Days, my Corifca^ fince my Lord Embark'd himfelf upon a Sea of Danger, In his dear Care of me. And if his Life Had not been fhipwreck'd on the Rock of War, His Tendernefs of me (.knowing how much 1 languim for his AbfenceJ had provided Some trufty Friend from whom I might receive A ffurance of his Safety. Corif. Ill News, Madam, Are Swallow- wing'd, but what's good walks on Crutches: With Patience expe<5l it ; and e'er long, No Doubt, you (hall hear from him. H 2 A Sow- u6 THE PICTURE, A Sow-welder's Horn blown. A Poft. lt Soph. Ha ! What's that ? Corif. The Fool has got a So\v-gelder*s Horn, As I take it, Madam. Soph. It makes this Way ftill, Nearer and nearer. Corif. From the Camp, I hope. Enter Hilario, with long white Hair and Beard, in an antick Armour* one with a Horn before him. Soph. The MefTenger appears, and in ftrange Armour. Heaven, if it be thy Will ! Hil. It is no Boot To ftrive ; our Horfes tir'd, let's walk on Foot, And that the Caftle which is very near us, To give us Entertainment, may foon hear us> Blow luftily, my Lad, and drawing nigh, Afk for a Lady which is elep'd Sophia. Corif. He names you, Madam. 1 1 A Soui'gtUeft Horn blown. A Poft. I have here followed the old Copies, not chufing to make any ab- folute Alteration, though the Railage is evidently corrupt ; I take it fhould.be as follows : A Sow gelder* Horn blown. Soph. Ha ! What's that ? Corif. The Fool has got a Sow-gelder's Horn. \_Ajide. A Poft, as I take it Madam. Soph. It makes this Way ftill, Nearer and nearer- Corif. From the Camp, I hope. If Ctrljca had told her Miftrefs, that the Fool had got a Stnu- gtlders Horn, flie would not fo readily have believed that he came from the Camp -. nor does there feem to be any Neceffity for a Poft to be mentioned at all, when the Horn is blown. I imagine in the written Copy there was not Room for the Tranfcriber to write it in the fame Line, and therefore he placed it over the Word Harn, which occafioned this Miilake in the Printing. Hil. THE PICTURE. 117 Hil For to her I bring, Thus clad in Arms, News of a pretty Thing, By Name Mat bias. Soph. From my Lord ? O Sir! I am Sophia, that Matbias* Wife. So may Mars favour you in all your Battles, As you with Speed unload me of the Burthen I labour under, till I am confirm'd Both where and how you left him. ////. If thou art, As I believe, the Pigfney of his Heart, Know he's in Health, and what's more, full of Glee; And fo much I was will'd to fay to thee. Soph. Have you no Letters from him ? Hil. No, meer Words. In the Camp we ufe no Pens, but write with Swords : Yet as I am enjoin'd, by Word of Mouth I will proclaim his Deeds from North to South. But tremble not while I relate the Wonder, Though my Eyes like Lightning fhine, and my Voice thunder. Soph. This is fome counterfeit Bragart. Corif. Hear him, Madam. Hil. The Rear march'd firft, which follow'd by the Van, And wing'd with the Battalia, no Man Durftftay to Ihifc a Shirt, or loufe himfelf; Yet ere the Armies join'd, that hopeful Elf, Thy Dear, thy dainty Duckling, bold Matbias, Advanc'd, and ftar'd like Hercules or Golias. A hundred thoiifand 'Turks (it is no Vaunt) Afiail'd him ; every one a Termagant : But what did he then ? with his keen edge Spear He cut, and carbonaded 'em : Here and there Lay Legs and Arms ; and, as 'tis faid truly Of Bevis, fome he quarter'd all in three. Soph. This is ridiculous' Hil. I muft take Breath : Then, like a Nightingale, I'll fmg his Death. Soph. His Death! H 3 Hil. u8 T H E P I C T U R E. Hil. I am out. Corif. Recover, Dunder-head. Hil. How he efcap'd, I fhould have fung, not dy'd \ For, though a Knight, when I faid fo, I ly*cl ! Weary he was, and icarce could Hand upright, And looking round for ibme courageous Knight To refcue him, as one perplex'd in Woe, He call'd to me, Help ! help, Hilario ! My valiant Servant, help. Corif. He has fpoil'd all. Soph. Are you the Man of Arms ? Then I'll make bold To take of your martial Beard -, you had Fool's Hair Enough without it. Slave ! how durft thou make Thy Sport of what concerns me more than Lite, In fuch an antick Fafhion ? Am I grown Contemptible to thole I feed ? You, Minion, Had a Hand in it too, as it appears, Your Petticoat ferves for Bafes co this Warrior. Corif. We did it for your Mirth, Hil. For myfelf, I hope, I have fpoke like a Soldier. Soph. Hence, you Rafcal. I, never but with Reverence name my Lord, And can I hear it by thy Tongue prophan'd, And not correct thy Folly ? But you are Transtbrm'd, and turn'd Knight-errant ; take youi Courfe, And wander where you pleafe , for here I vow By my Lord's Life (an Oath I will not break) 'Till his Return, or Certainty of his Safety, My Doors are fhut againft thee. [Exit Sophia. Corif. You have made A fine Piece of Work on't : How do you like the Qua- You had a fbolifh Itch to be an Actor, [lity ? And may now flroll where you pleafe. Hil. Will you buy my Share ? Corif. No, certainly, I fear I have already Too much of mine own : I'll only as a Damfel (As THEPICJURE. 119 (As the Book fays) thus far help to difarm you ; And fo, dear Don Quixote, taking my Leave, I leave you to your Fortune. [Exit Corifca, 77/7. Have I fweat My Brains out for this quaint and rare Invention, And I am thus rewarded ? I could turn Tragedian, and roar now, but that I fear Twould get me too great a Stomach, having no Meat To pacify Colon, ll what will become of me ? I cannot beg in Armour, and fteal I dare not : My End muft be to (land in a Corn Field, And fright away the Crows, for Bread and Cheefe, Or find fome hollow Tree in the Highway, And there, until my Lord return, fell Switches. No more Hilario^ but Dolorio now : I'll weep my Eyes out, and be blind of Purpofe To move Compaflion -, and fo I vanifh. [x/V Hilario. SCENE II. Enter Eubulus, Ubaldo, Ricardo, and others. Eub. Are the Gentlemen fent before, as it was order'd By the King's Direction, to entertain The General ? Ric. Long fince ; they by this have met him, And given him the Beinvenue. Eub. I hope I need not Inftrucl you in your Parts. Ubal. How ! us, my Lord ? Fear not; we know our Diftances and Degrees, To the very Inch, where we are to falute him. Ric. The State were miferable, if the Court had none Of her own Breed, familiar with all Garbs. 11 To pacify Colon, &c. In the Unnatural Combat, I find this Word, fpelt Ca/tn, ufed in the fame Senfe by Belgard, in the Firft Scene, where he fays to Beau/art, junior, " But how ftiall I do to fatisfy Colon, Monfieur ? " H 4 Gracious 120 THE PICTURE. Gracious in England^ Italy, Spain or France ', "With Form and Punctuality to receive Stranger EmbafTadors. For the General, He's a mere Native, and it matters not "Which Way we do accoft him. Ubal 'Tis great Pity That fuch as fit at the Helm provide no better For the training up of the Gentry. In my Judgment An Academy erected, with large Penfions To fuch as in a Table could fer. down The Congees, Cringes, Poilures, Methods, Phrafe, Proper to every Nation 1 Ric. O, it were An admirable Piece of Work. Ubal. And yet rich Fools Throw away their Charity on Hofpitals, For Beggars and lame Soldiers, and ne'er ftudy The due Regard to Compliment and Courtmip, Matters of more Import, and are indeed The Glories of a Monarchy. Eub. Thefe, no doubt. Are State Points, Gallants, I confefs ; but fure, Our Court needs no Aids this Way, fmce it is A School of nothing elfe. There are fome of you, Whom I forbear to name, whofe coining Heads Are the Mint of all new Fafnions, that have done More Hurt to the Kingdom by fuperiluous Bravery, Which the foolifh Gentry imitate, than a War, Or a long Famine , all the Treafure, by This foul Excels, is got into the Merchants, Embroiderers, Silkmans, Jewellers, Taylors Hands, And the third Part of the Land too, the Nobility Engrofling Titles only. Ric. My Lord, you are bitter. Enter a Servant. [A Trumpet. $erv. The General is alighted, and now enter'd. jR*>. Were he ten Generals, I am prepar'd, And know what I will do, Eub. T H E P I C T U R E. Eub. Pray you what, Rjcardo ? Ric. I'll fight at Compliment with him. UbaL I'll charge home too. Eub. And that's a defperate Service, if you come off well. Enter Ferdinand, Mathias, Baptifta, two Captains. Ferd. Captain, command the Officers to keep The Soldier as he march'd in Rank and File, 'Till they hear farther from me. Eub. Here's one fpeaks In another Key : This is no canting Language Taught in your Academy. Ferd. Nay, I will prefent you To the King myfelf. Math. A Grace beyond my Merit. Ferd. You undervalue what I cannot iet Too high a Price on. Eub. With a Friend's true Heart I gratulate your Return. Ferd. Next to the Favour Of the great King, I am happy in your Friendihip. UbaL By Court .nip, coarfe on both Sides. Ferd. Pray you receive This 5 -ranger to your Knowledge, on my Credit, At all Parts he delerves it. Eub. Your Report Is a ftrong AfTurance to me. Sir, moft welcome. Mcth. This faid by you, the Reverence of your Age Commands me to believe it. Ric. This was pretty. But fecond me now. I cannot (loop too low To do your Excellence that due Obfervance Your Fortune claims. Eub. He ne'er thinks on his Virtue. Ric. For being, as you are, the Soul of Soldiers, And Bulwark of Bellona. UbaL The Protection Both tit THE PICTURE. Both of the Court and King. Ric. And the fole Minion Of mighty Mars. Ubal. One that with Juftice may Increafe the Number of the Worthies. Eub. Hoy day. Ric. It being impofiible in my Arms to circle Such Giant Worth, Ubal. At Diftance we prefume To kifs your honour'd Gauntlet. Eub. What Reply now Can he make to this Foppery ? Ferd. You have faid, Gallants, fo much, and hitherto done fo little, That, 'till I learn to fpeak, and you to do, I muft take Time to thank you. Eub. As I live, Anfwer'd as I could wim. How the Fops gape now ! Ric. This was harm, and fcurvy. Ubal. We will be reveng'd \Vhen he comes to court the Ladies, and laugh at him. Eub. Nay, do your Offices, Gentlemen, and conduct The General to the Prefence. Ric. Keep your Order. Ubal. Make Way for the General. [Exeunt all but Eubulus. Eub. What wife Man, That with judicious Eyes looks on a Soldier, But muft confefs that Fortune's Swing is more O'er that Profeffion, than all Kinds elfe Of Life purfu'd by Man ? They, in a State, Are but as Cbirurgeom to wounded Men , 1J E'en defp'rate in their Hopes, while Pain and Anguilh Make them blafpheme, and call in vain for Death : Their Wives and Children kifs the Chirurgeon's Knees ; 1 3 Are but as Chirurgectis to wounded Men. This, I think, would read better thus : Are but as Chirurgeons are to wounded Men. Promife T H E P I C T U R E, 123 Promife him Mountains, if his faving Hand Reftore the tortur'd Wretch to former Strength. But when grim Death, by SEfculapius* Art, Is frighted from the Houfe, and Health appears In fanguine Colours on the fick Man's Face, All is forgot ; and afking his Reward, He's paid with Curfejs, often receives Wounds From him whofe Wounds he cur'd -, fo Soldiers, Though of more Worth and Ufe, meet the fame Fate, As it is too apparent. I have obferv'd In one Hue, When horrid Mars, the Touch of whofe rough Hand With Palfies makes a Kingdom, hath put on His dreadful Helmet, and with Terror fills The Place where he, like an unwelcome Gueft, Refolves to revel j how the Lords of her, like The Tradefman, Merchant, and litigious Pleader, f And fuch like Scarabs bred i' th' Dung of Peace) In Hope of their Protection, humbly offer Their Daughters to their Beds, Heirs to their Service, And warn with Tears their Sweat, their Duft, their Scars : But when thofe Clouds of War that menac'd A bloody Deluge to th' affrighted State, Are by their Breath difpers'd, and overblown, And Famine, Blood, and Death, Bellona's Pages, Whip'd from the quiet Continent tolbrace '* Soldiers, that like the foolifh Hedge Sparrow To their own Ruin hatch this Cuckow Peace, Areflraight Thought burdenfome, fince want of Means, Growing from want of Action, breeds Contempt, And that the word of Ills fall to their Lot, Their Service with the Danger's loon forgot. Enter a Servant. Serv. The Queen, my Lord, hath made Choice of this Room, T * Wbifdfrom the quiet Continent to Thrace. MaJJingtr is here miftaken, (or Thrace is upon the Continent. To 124 T H E P I C T U R E. To fee the Mafque. Eub. I'll be Looker on, My dancing Days are paft. Loud Mujick as they pafs, a Song in the Praife of War ; Ubaldo, Ricardo, Ladiflaus, Ferdinand, and Ho- noria, Mathias, Sylva, Acanthe, Baptifta, and others. Ladif. This Courtefy To a Stranger, my Honoria, keeps fair Rank With ail your Rarities. After your Travel Look on our Court Delights ; but firft from your Relation, with erected Ears I'll hear The Mufick of your War, which muft be fweet, Ending in Victory. Ferd. Not to trouble Your Majefties with Defcription of a Battle, Too full of Horror for the Place, and to Avoid Particulars which I mould deliver, I muft trench longer on your Patience then My Manner will give Way to ; in a Word Sir, It was well fought on both Sides, and almoft With equal Fortune, it continuing doubtful Upon whofe Tents plum'd Victory would take Her glorious Stand : Impatient of Delay, With the Flower of our prime Gentlemen, I charg'd Their main Battalia, and with their Afliftance Broke in ; but when I was almoft afllir'd That they were routed, by a Stratagem Of the fubtil Turk, who opening his grofsBody, And rallying up his Troops on either Side, I found myfelf fo far engag'd (for I Muft not conceal my Errors) that I knew not Which Way with Honour to come off. Eub. Hike A General that tells his Faults, and is not Ambitious to ingrofs unto himfelf All Honour, as ibme have, in which with Jufticc They .could not claim a Share. Ferd. THE PICTURE. 125 Ferd. Being thus hemm'd in, Their Scymitars rag'd among us, and my Horle Kill'd under me, I every Minute Jook'd for An honourable End, and that was all My Hope could fafhion to me j circl'd thus "With Death and Horror, as one fent from Heaven This Man of Men, with fome choice Horfe thatfollow'd His brave Example, did purfue the Tract His Sword cut for 'em, and but that I fee him, Already blum to hear what he being prefent, I know would wifh unfpoken, I mould fay, Sir, By what he did, we boldly may believe All that is writ of Heeler. Math. General, Pray fpare thefe ftrange Hyperboles. Eub. Do not blum To hear a Truth ; here are a Pair of Monfieurs, Had they been in your Place, would have run away And ne'er chang'd Countenance. Ubal. We have your good Word ftill. Eub. And (hall while you defer ve it. Ladif. Silence, on. Ferd. He, as I faid, like dreadful Lightning thrown From Jupiter's Shield, difperfed the armed Gire "With which I was environed, Horfe and Man, Shrunk under his ftrong Arm : More with his Looks Frighted the valiant fled, with which encourag'd, My Soldiers (like young Eglets preying under IJ The Wings of their fierce Dame> as if from him They took both Spirit and Fire, bravely came on. By him I was remounted, and infpir'd With treble Courage ; and fuch as fled before, Boldly made head again j and to confirm 'em, It fuddenly was apparent, that the Fortune Of the Day was ours ; each Soldier and Commander Perform'd his Part ; but this was the great Wheel By which the lefler mov'd, and all Rewards 'In the Unnatural Combat Monger has this fame Simile again. Aft i. Scene . And 126 T H E P I C T U R . And Signs of Honour, as the Civic Garland, The mural Wreath, the Enemies prime Horle, With the Generals Sword, and Armour, (the old Ho- nours With which the Romans crown their feveral Leaders) To him alone are proper. Ladif. And they fhall Defervedly fall on him. Sit, 'tis ourPleafure, Ferd. Which I muft ferve, not argue. Hon. You are a Stranger, But in your Service for the King, a Native. And though a free Queen, I am bound in Duty To cherilh Virtue wherefoe'er I find it : This Place is yours. Math. It were Prefumption in me To fit fo near you. Hon. Not having our Warrant. Ladif. Let the Mafquers enter : By the Preparation 'Tis a French Brawl, an apifh Imitation Of what you really perform in Battle ; And Pallas bound up in a little Volume, Apollo with his Lute attending on her [Song and Dance. Serve for the Induction. Enter the two Boys, one with his Lute, the other like Pallas. A Song in the Praife of Soldiers, efpecially being litto- rious : The Song ended the King goes on. Song by Pallas. Though we contemplate to exrrefs The Glory of your Happinefs, That by your powerful Arm have been So true a Viftor, that no Sin Could ever taint you with a Blame To lej/en your deferved Fame. Or though we contend to fet Tour Worth in the full Height, or get Ctlejiial THE PICTURE. 127 Cdleftial Singers (crown* d with Bays With flourijhes to drefs your Praife:) You know your Conqueft, but your Story Lives in your triumphant Glory. Ladif. Our Thanks to all. To the Banquet that's prepar'd to entertain 'em. What would my beft Honoria ? Hon. May it pleafe My King, that I who by his Suffrage ever Have had Power to command, may now intreat An Honour- from him. Ladif. Why mould you defire What is your own ? What e'er it be, you arc The Miftrefs of it. Hon. I am happy in Your Grant: My Suit, Sir, is, that your Commanders, Efpecially this Stranger, may as I In my Difcretion (hall think good, receive What's due to their Deferts. Ladif. What you determine Shall know no Alteration. Eub. The Soldier Is like to have good Ufage when he depends Upon her Pleafure : Are all the Men fo bad, That to give Satisfaction we rnuil have A Woman Treafurer. Heaven help all. Hon. With you, Sir, I will begin, and as in my Efteem You are mod eminent, expect to have What's fit for me to give, and you to take ; The Favour in the quick Difpatch being double. Go fetch my Cafket, and with Speed. Eub. The Kingdom [Exit Acanthe. Is very bare of Money, when Rewards Ifllie from the Queen's Jewel Houfe, give him Goid And Store, no Queftion the Gentleman wants it. Good Madam, what mall he do with a Hoop Ring, And a Spark of Diamond in it ? Though you took it, Enter tig T H E P I C T U R E, Enter Acanthe. (For the greater Honour) from your Majefly's Finger, 'Twill not increafe the Value. He muft purchafe Rich Suits, the gay Caparifon of Courtfhip, Revel, and Feaft, which, the War ended, is A Soldier's Glory ; and 'tis fit that Way Your Bounty fhould provide for him. Hon. You are rude, And by your narrow Thoughts proportion mine. What I will do now, fhall be worth the Envy Of Cleopatra^ open it, fee here [Honor! a defcends* The Lapidaries Idol. Gold is Trafh And a poor Salary fit for Grooms ; wear thefe As ftudded Stars in your Armour, and make the Sun Look dim with Jealoufy of a greater Light Than his Beams gild the Day with : when it is Expos'd to View, call it Honoria's Gift, The Queen Honcria's Gift, that loves a Soldier ; And to give Ornament and Luflre to him, Parts freely with her own. Yet not to take From the Magnificence of the King, I will Difpenfe his Bounty too, but as a Page To wait on mine -, for other LoiTes take I(S A hundred thoufand Crowns, your Hand, dear Sir, And this fhall be thy Warrant. \fdkes off the King's Signet. Eub. I perceive I was cheated in this Woman : Now me is F th* giving Vein to Soldiers, let her be proud, And the King doat, fo me go on, I care not. [Afide. Hon. This done, our Pleafure is, that all Arrears Be paid unto the Captains, and their Troops, 16 For other LoJJes take A hundred thoufand Crowns, &C. This I am apt to think {hould be read thus : For other Ufes take A kundrsd tboufand Crowns, &c. With THE PICTURE. "129 With a large Donative to increafe their Zeal For the Service of the Kingdom. Etib. Better ftill ; Let Men of Arms be us'd thus : If they do not Charge ddperately upon the Cannons Mouth, Though the Devil roar'd, and fight like Dragons, hang me. (Now they may drink Sack, but fmall Beer, with a PaiTport To beg with as they Travel, and no Money, Turns their red Blood to Butter-milk.) Hon. Are you pleas'd, Sir, With what I have dpne ? Ladif. Yes, and thus confirm it With this Addition of mine own : You have, Sir, From our lov'd Queen received fome Recompence For your Life hazarded in the late Action ; And that we may follow her great Example '. 7 In cherifhing Valour, without Limit afk What you from us can wifh. Math. If it be true, Dread Sir, as 'tis afflrm'd, that every Soil, Where he is well, is to a valiant Man His natural Country ; Reafon may afiure me I mould fix here, where Bleffings beyond Hope, From you, the Spring, like Rivers flow unto me. If Wealth were my Ambition, by the Queen I am made rich already, to the Amazement Of all that fee, or (hall hereafter read The Story of her Bounty -, if to fpend The Remnant of my Life in Deeds of Arms, No Region is more fertile ot good Knights, From whom my Knowledge that Way may be better'*}, '? And tbnt ~-:e may fcllw: her great Examplt In (btrijbivg f atyur, &c. This Paflage Mr. Dotl/lei reads thus : And that you may folLix, &C. Which I think muft be wrong, and that the old Reading is the right. VOL. II. I Then I 3 o THE PICTURE. Then this your warlike Hungary , if Favour, Or Grace in Court could take me, by your Grant,, Far, tar beyond my Merit, I may make In your's a free Election ; but alas ! Sir, 1 am not mine own > but by my Deftiny (Which I cannot refift) forc'd to prefer My Country's Smoak before the glorious Fire With which your Bounties warm me. All I afk, Sir y Though I cannot be ignorant it mufl relifh Of foul Ingratitude, is your gracious Licence For my Departure. Ladif. Whither ? Math. To my own home, Sir, r8 My own poor home ; which will at my Return Grow rich by your Magnificence : I am here But a Body without a Soul, and till I find it In the Embraces of my conftant Wife, and to fet ofF that Conftancy In her Beauty and matchlefs Excellencies without a Rival I am but half myfelf. Hon. And is me then So chafle and fair as you infer ? Math. O, Madam, Tho' it muft argue Weaknefs in a rich Man; 'To fhow his Gold before an armed Thief, And I in praifing of my Wife, but feed The Fire of Luft in others to attempt her ; Such is my full laiPd Confidence in her Virtue, 18 To my own home, Sir, My oivn poor home, &C. I have printed this Paflage after the old Copies, which I always fol- low ; but in my Opinion it would read much better thus : Math. To my own home, Sir My own poor home : That will at my Return Grow rich by your Magnificence. I'm here A Body without Soul, 4 SCENE IV. Enter Servants with Lights, LadiQaus, Ferdinand, Eubulus. Ladif. J Tis late. Go to your Reft : But do not envy The Happinefs I draw near to. Rub. It you enjoy it The moderate Way, the Sport yields, I confefs, A pretty Titilation ; but too much oPt Will bring you on your Knees. In my younger Days I was myfelf a Gamefler , and I found By fad Experience, there is no fuch Soker As a young fpongy Wife -, fhe keeps a thoufand Horfe Leeches in her Box, and the Thieves will fuck out Both Blood and Marrow ! I feel a Kind of Cramp In my Joints when I think on't. But it may be Queen, And fuch a Queen as yours is, has the Art Ferd. You take Leave To talk, my Lord. Ladif. He may, fince he can do nothing. Rub. If you fpend this way too much of your royal E'er long we may be Puefellows. [Stock, Ladif. The Door fhut ! Knock gently ; harder. So, here comes her Woman. Take off my Gown. Enter Acanthe. Acan. My Lord, the Queen by me This Night defires your Pardon. Ladif. How, Acanthe I I come by her Appointment ; 'twas her Grant ; The Motion was her own. Acan. It may be, Sir ; But by her Dodtors (he is fince advis'd, For her Health Hike, to forbear, Eub. t* H fe P i c T tr R . I do not like This phyfical Letchery -, the old downright Way Is worth a thoufand oft. Ladif. Frythee, Acantbe^ Mediate for me. Eub. O the Fiends of Hell ! "Would any Man bribe his Servant* to make way To his own Wife ? If this be the Court State, Shame fall on fuch as ufe it. Acan. By this Jewel, This Night I dare not move her j but to-morrow I will watch all Occafion. Ladif. Take this To be mindful of me. [Exit Acanthe* Eub. 'Slight, I thought a King Might have taken up any Woman at the King's Price : And muft he buy his own, at a dearer Rate Than a Stranger in a Brothel ? Ladif. What is that You mutter, Sir ? Eub. No Treafon to your Honour : I'll fpeak it our, though it anger you : If you pay for Your lawful Pleafure, in focne Kind, great Sir, What do you make the Queen ? Cannot you clicket Without .a Fee ? or when me has a Suit for you to grant? Ferd. O hold, Sir ! ' Ladif. Off with his Head, Eub. Do when you pleafe j you but blow out a Taper That would light your Underftanding, and in Care oft Is burnt down to the Socket. Be as you are* Sir, 19 Ferd. O hold, S!r, &c. This, I think, fliould be read thus : Ferd. O hold, Sir ! Ladif. Off with 's Head. Eub. -Do when you pleafe ; You but blow but a Taper that would light Your Underftanding, and is in Care oft Burnt down to th' Socket. Be as you are, Sir, AH abfolute, &c. An THE PICTURE. 143 An abfolute Monarch : It did fhew more King-like In thofe libidinous C/. "TT7E are in a defperate Straight ; there's no VV Evafion Nor Hope left to come or, but by your yielding To the Neceffity ; you muft feign a Grant To her violent Pafiion, or Matb. What, my Baptifta ? Bapt. We are but dead elfe. Matb. Were the Sword now heav'd up, And my Neck upon the Block, I would not buy An Hour's Reprieve with the Lofs of -Faith and Virtne To 156" T H E P I C T U R E. To be made immortal here. Arc thou a Scholar, Nay, almoft without a Parallel, and yet fear To die, which is inevitable ? You may urge The many Years that by the Courfe of Nature We may travel in this tedious Pilgrimage, And hold it as a Blefiing, as it is, When Innocence is our Guide ; yet know, Our Virtues are preferr'd before our Years, By the great Judge. To die untainted in Our Fame and Reputation is the greateft ; And to lofe that, can we defire to live ? Or mail I, for a momentary Pieafure, Which loon comes to a Period, to all Times Have Breach of Faith and Perjury remembrecj In a ftill living Epitaph ? No, Baptifta> Since my Sophia will go to her Grave Unfpotted in her Faith, I'll follow her With equal Loyalty ; but look on this, Your own great Work, your Mafter-piece, and then She being ftill the fame, teach me to alter. Ha! fure I do not fleep ! or, if I dream, [The Pifture altered. This is a terrible Vifion ! I will clear My Eyefight, perhaps melancholly makes me See that which is not. Bapf. It is too apparent. I grieve to look upon't ; befides the yellow, That does allure fhe's tempted, there are Lines Of a dark Colour, that difperle themfelves ,O'er every Miniature of her Face, and thole Confirm. Math. She is turn'd Whore. Bapf. I muft not fay fo. Yet as a Friend to Truth, if you will have me Interpret it, in her Confent, and Wifhes ' She's falfe, but not in facl yet. Math. Faft! Baptijla? Make not yourfelf a Pandar to her Loofenefs, la labouring to palliate what a Vizard Of THE PICTURE. 157 Of Impudence cannot cover. Did e'er Woman In her Will decline from Chaftity, but found Means To give her hot Luft full Scope ? It is more Impoflible in Nature for grofs Bodies Defcendingof thcmfelves, to hang in the Air, Or with rny ftngle Arm to underprop A falling Tower; nay, in its violent Courfe To flop the Light'ning, then to ftay a Woman Hurried by two Furies, Luft and Falfhood, In her full Career to Wickednefs. Bapt. Pray you temper The Violence of your Paffion. Math. In Extreams Of this Condition, can it be in Man To ufe a Moderation ? I am thrown From a deep Rock headlong into a Gulph Of Mifery, and find myfelf pad Hope, In the fame Moment that I apprehend That I am falling, and this, die Figure of My Idol, few Hours fince, while fhe continued In her Perfection, that was late a Mirror, In which I faw miraculous Shapes of Duty, Staid Manners, with all Excellency aHufoand Could wifh in a chafte Wife, is on the fudden Turn'd to a magical Glafs, and does prefent Nothing but Horns and Horror. Bapt. You may yet (And 'tis the beft Foundation) build up Comfort On your own Goodnefs. Math. No, that hath undone me, For now I hold my Temperance a Sin Worfe then Excefs, and what was Vice a Virtue. Have I refus'd a Queen, and fuch a Queen ( Whofe ravifhing Beauties at the 6rft Sight had tempted A Hermit from his Beads, and chang'd his Prayers To amorous Sonnets,) to preferve my Faith Inviolate to thee, with the Hazard of My Death with Torture, fince me could inflict No lefs for my Contempt, and have I met Such a Return from thee ? I will not curie thee, Nor 158 THE PICTURE; Nor for thy Falfhood rail againft the Sex ; 'Tis poor, and common j I'll only with wife Merf Whifper unto myfelf, howe'er they feem ; Nor prefent, nor paft Times, nor the Age to come Hath heretofore, can now, or ever fhall Produce one conflant Woman. Bapt. This is more Then the Satyrifts wrote againft 'em, Math. There's no Language That can exprefs the Poifon of thefe Afpicks, Thefe weeping Crocodiles, and all too little That hath been faid againft 'em. But I'll mould My Thoughts into another Form, and if She can outlive the Report of what I have done, This Hand, when next Hie comes within my Reach, Shall be her Executioner. Enter Honoria. Eapt. The Queen, Sir. Hon. Wait our Command at Diftancej Sir, you too have Free Liberty to depart. Bapt. I know no Manners, And thank you for the Favour. [Exit Baptifta, Hon. Have you taken Good Reft in your new Lodgings ? I expect now Your refolute Anfwer ; but advife maturely Before I hear it, Math. Let my Actions, Madam, For no Words can dilate my Joy, in all You can command with Chearfulnefs to ferve you, Allure your Highnefs ; and in Sign of my Submiffion, and Contrition for my Error, My Lips, that but the laft Night fhun'd the Touch Of your's as Poifon, taught Humility now, Thus on your Foot, and that too great an Honour For fuchan Undeferver, feals my Duty. A cloudy Mift of Ignorance, equal to Cim- T H E P I C T U R E. 153 Cimmerian Darknefs, would not let me fee then* What now with Adoration and Wonder, With Reverence I look up to : But thofe Fogs Difpers'd and fcatter'd by the powerful Beams With which yourfelf the Sun of all Perfection, Vouchfafe to cure my Blindnefs, like a Suppliant As low as I can kneel, I humbly beg What you once pleafed to tender. Hon. This is more Then I could hope ; what find you fo attractive Upon my Face in fo fhort Time to make This fudden Metamorphofis ? Pray you rife ; I for your late Neglect thus fign your Pardon. Aye now you kifs like a Lover, and not as Brothers Coldly fal ute their Sifters. Matb. I am turn'd Ail Spirit and Fire. Hon. Yet to give fome Allay To this hot Fervour, 'twere good to remember The King, whofe Eyes and Ears are every where, With the Danger too that follows, this difcover'd. Matb. Danger ? A Bugbear Madam, let me ride once Like Phaeton in the Chariot of your Favour, And I contemn Jove's Thunder : Though the King In our Embraces flood a Looker on, His Hangmen too\ with ftudied Cruelty ready To drag me from your Arms, it mould not fright me From the enjoying that, a fingle Life is Too poor a Price for : (O, that now all Vigour Of my Youth were recollected for an Hour, That my Defire might meet with your's, and draw The Envy of all Men in the Encounter Upon my Head,) 1 fbould but we lofe Time, Be gracious, mighty Queen. Hon. Paufe yet a little : The Bounties of the King, and what weighs more, Your boafted Conftancy to your matchlefs Wife, Should not foon be fhaken. 160 THE PICTURE. Math. The whole Fabrick, When I but look on you, is in a Moment O'erturn'd and ruin'd, and as Rivers loofe Their Names, when they are fwallow'd by the Ocean, In you alone all Faculties of my Soul Are wholly taken up, my Wife, and King At the beft as Things forgotten. Hon. Can this be ? i have gain'd my End now. \Afid?~ Matb. Wherefore ftay you, Madam ? Hon. In my Confideration what a Nothing Man's Conftancy is. Matb. Your Beauties make it fo, In me, fweet Lady. Hon. And it is my Glory : I could be coy now as you were, but I Am of a gentler Temper , howfoever, And in a juft Return of what I have fuffer'd In your Difdain, with the fame Meafure grant me Equal Deliberation : I e'er long "Will vifit you again, and when I next Appear, as conquer'd by it, Slave-like wait On my triumphant Beauty. [Exit Honoria. Matb. What a Change Is here beyond my Fear ! but by thy Falfhood, Sophia, not her Beauty, is it deny'd me To fin but in my Wifhes. What a Frown In Scorn, at her Departure x , fhe threw on me ? 1 am both Ways loft ; Storms of Contempt, and Scorn Are ready to break on me, and all Hope Of Shelter doubtful : I can neither be Difloyal, nor yet honeft j I ftand guilty On either Part -, at the worft Death will end all, And he mufl be my Judge to write my Wrong, Since I have lov'd too much and liv'd too long. [Exit Mathias, SCENE THE PICTURE. i6j SCENE II. ]'.r.'.:r Sophia fola> witb a Bosk and a Note. Soph. Nor Cuftom nor Example, nor vail Numbers Of fuch as do offend, make lefs the Sin. Por each particular Crime a flrict Accompt Will be exacted ; and that Comfort which The Damn'd pretend (Fellows in Mifery) 7'akes nothing from their 7'orments ; every one Muft fuffer in himfelf the Meafure of His Wickednefs. If fo, as I muft grant, It being unrefutable in Reafon, Howe'er my Lord offend, it is no Warrant For me to walk in his forbidden Paths : What Penance then can expiate my Guilt For my Confent (tranfported then with Pafiion) To Wantonnefs ? The Wounds I give my Fame Cannot recover his i and though I have fed Thefe Courtiers with Promifes and Hopes, I am yet in Fac~t untainted ', and I trull My Sorrow for it, with my Purity And Love to Goodnefs for itfelf, made powerful,' Though all they have alledg'd prove true or falfe, Will be fuch Excrcifms as mall command This Fury Jealoufy from me. What I have Determin'd touching them, I am refolv'd 7"o put in Execution. Within there ! Where are my noble Guelts ? Enter Hilario, Cprifco, witb other Servants. Hit. The elder, Madam, Is drinking by himfelf to your Ladyfhip's Health In Mnfkadine and Eggs ; and for a Rafher To draw his Liquor down, he hath got a Pye Of Marrow-bones, Potatoes and Eringo's, With many fuch Ingredients, and 'tis faid He hath lent his Man in Poft to the next Town, VOL. II. L For i6z THE PICTURE. For a Pound of Ambergrife, and half a Peck Of -Fifties call'd Cantharides. Corif. The younger Brunes up himielf, as if this Night he were To aft a Bridegroom's Part; but to what Rifing from rotten Lungs. Soph. If fo, your Carriage Of fuch dear Antidotes, in my Opinion, May render your's fufpected. Ric. Fie, no, I ufe 'em When I talk with him, I mould be poifon'd elfe. But I'll be free with you. He was once a Creature It may be of God's making, but long fince He is turn'd to a Druggift's Shop ; the Spring and Fall Hold all the Year with him ; that he lives, he owes To Art, not Nature , me has giv'n him o'er. He moves, like the Fairy King, on Screws and Wheels Made by his Doctor's Recipes, and yet flill They are out of joint, and every Day repairing : He has a Regiment of Whores he keeps At his own Charge in a Lazar-houfe : But the bed is, There's not a Nofe among 'em. He's acquainted With the Green Water, and the Spitting Fill's 'Familiar to him. In a frofty Morning You may thriift him in a Pottle-pot, his Bones Rattle in his Skin, like Beans tofs'd in a Bladder. If he but hear a Coach, the Fomentation, The Friction, with Fumigation cannot fave him From the Chin-Evil. In a Word, he is Not one Difeafe, but all : Yet, being my Friend,, I will forbear his Character ; for I would not Wrong him in your Opinion. Soph. The beft is, The Virtues you beftow on him, to me, Are THE PICTURE. 165 Are Myfteries I know not : But, however, 1 am at your Service. Sirrah, let it be your Care T' uncloath the Gentleman, and with Speed : Delay Takes from Delight. &ic. Good, there's my Hat, Sword, Cloak A Vengeance on thefe Buttons ; off with my Doublet, I dare fhow my Skin, in the Touch you will like it better ; Prythee cut my Codpiece-point, and for this Service, When I leave them off they are thine. Hi!. I take your Word, Sir. Ric. Dear Lady, (lay not long. Sofb. I may come too foon, Sir. Mic. No, no, I arn ready now. Hil. This is the Way, Sir. [Exeunt Hilario and Ricardc. SopJt. I was much to blame to credit their Reports Touching my Lord, that fo traduce each other, And with fuch viruicnt Malice, though I prefume They are bad enough ; but I have Studied lor 'em A Way for their Recovery. [The Noife of clapping a Door, Ubaldo above in his Shirt. Ubal. What dofl thou mean, Wench ? Why dofl thou fhut the Door upon me ? Ha ? My Cloaths are ta'en away too! fhall I ftarve here ? Is this my Lodging ? I am Cure the Lady talk'd of A rich Cap, a perfum'd Shirt, and a Waifteoat; But here is nothing but a little frefh Straw, A Petticoat for a Coverlet, and that torn too ; And an old Woman's Biggen for a Night-cap. Enter Corifca to Sophia. 'Slight, 'tis aPrrfon, or a Pig-fly. Ha! The Windows grated with Iron, I cannot force 'em, And if I leap down, here, I break my Neck ; I am betray'd. Rogues ! Villains ! let me out ; a Lord, and that's no common Title, L 3 And j66 THE PICTURE. And (hall I be us'd thus ? Soph. Let him rave, he's faft ; I'll parley with him at Leifure. Ricardo entering with a great Nc/ife below, as fallen. Ric. Zoons, have you Trap- doors ? Soph. The other Bird's i*~ th' Cage too, let him flutter. Ric. Whither am I fall'n, into Hell ? Ubal. Who makes that Noife there ? Help me, if thou art a Friend. Ric. A Friend ? I am where I cannot help myfelf ; let me fee thy Face. Ubal. How, Ricardo / prythee throw me Thy Cloak, if thou canft, to cover me, I am almo.ft Frozen to Death. Ric. My Cloak ! I have no Breeches ; I am in my Shirt, as thou art ; and here's nothing- For myfelf but a Clown's caft-off Suit. Ubal. We are both undone. Pr'ythee roar a little. Madam ! Enter Hilario in Ricardo'j Suit. Ric. Lady of the Houfe ! Ubal. Grooms of the Chamber ! Ric. Gentlewomen ! Milkmaids \ Ubal. Shall we be murther'd ? Soph. No, but found ly puniih'd, To your Deferts. Ric. You are not in Earneft, Madam ? Soph. Judge as you find, and feel it ; and now hear What I irrevocably purpofe to you. Being receiv'd as Guefts into my Houfe, And with all it afforded entertain'd, You have forgot all hofpitable Duties, And with the Defamation of my Lord, Wrought on my Woman Weaknefs, in Revenge Of his Injuries, as you fafhion'd 'em to me, To THE PICTURE. 46.7 To yield my Honour to your lawlefs Luft. Hil. Mark that, poor Fellows. Soph. And fo far you have Tranlgrefs'd againft the Dignity of Men, (Who fhould, bound to it by Virtue, ftill defend Chafte Ladies Honours) that it was your Trade To make 'em infamous : But you are caught In your own Toils, like luftful Beafts, and therefore Hope not to find the Ufage of Men from me ; Such Mercy you have forfeited, and ihall fuflfer Like the moft flavifh Women. Ubal. How will you ufe us ? Soph. Eafe and Excefs in Feeding made you wanton 5 A Plurify of ill Blood you muft let out. By Labour, and fpare Diet, that Way got too, Orperim with Hunger. Reach him up thatDiftafF With the Flax upon it, though no Omphale, Nor you a fecond Hercules^ as I take it ; As you fpin well at my Command, and pleafe me a Your Wages, in the coarfeft Bread and Water, .Shall be proportionable. Ubal. I will flarve firft. Soph. That's as you pleafe. Ric. W.hat will become of me now ? Soph. You mail have gentler Work ; I have oft ob- ' ferv'd You were proud to (hew the Finenefs of your Hands, And Softnefs of your Fingers , you mould reel well What he fpins, if you give your Mind to it, as I'll force you. Deliver him his Materials. Now you know Your Penance, fall to work, Hunger will teach you ; And fo, as Slaves to your Luft, not me, I leave you. [Exit Sophia and Servants* Ubal. I mail fpin a fine Thread out now. Ric. I cannot look On thefe Devices, but they put me in Mind Of Rope- makers. Hil. Fellow, think of thy Tafk, L 4 Forget 1 68 T H E P I C T U R E, Forget fuch Vanities, my Livery there Will ferve thee to work in. Ric. Let me have my Cloaths, yet J was bountiful to thee. Hil. They are paft your Wearing, And mine by Promife, as all thefe can witnefs ' You have no Holydays coming, nor will I work While thefe and this lafts ; and ib when you pleafe You may fhut up your Shop-windows. [Exit Hilario, Ubal. I am faint, And muft lie down. Ric. I am hungry too, and cold. curfed Women. Ubal. This comes of our Whoring. But let us reft as well as we can to-night, But not o'erfleep ourfelves, left we faft to-morrow. [They draw the Curtains. SCENE III. JLnter Ladiflaus, Honoria, Eubulus, Ferdinand, Aean-s the, Attendants. Hon. Now you know all, Sir, with the Motives why 1 forc'd him to my Lodging. Ladif. I defire No more fuch Trials, Lady. Hon. I prefume, Sir, You do not doubt my Chaftity. Ladif. I would not j But thefe are ftrange Inducements. Eub. By no Means, Sir. Why, though he were with Violence feiz'd upon, And ftill detained, the Man, Sir, being no Soldier, Nor us'd to charge his Pike, when the Breach is open, There was no Danger in't : You muft conceive, Sir, Being religious, fhe chofe him for a Chaplain To read old Homilies to her in the Dark ; She's; bound to it by her Canons. Ladif. T H E P I C T U R E. j6 9 Ladif. Still tormented "With thy Impertinence? lien, By yourfelr, dear Sir, J was ambitious only to overthrow His boafted Conftancy in his Confent, But for Fact I contemn him , I was never Unchafte in Thought, I laboured to give Proof What Power dwells in this Beauty you admire fo, And when you fee how foon it harh transform'd him, And with what fuperftition he adores it, petermine as you pleafe. Ladif. I will look on This Pageant ; but *- Hon. When you have feen and heard, Sir, The Paflages which I myfelf difcover'd, And could have kept conceal'd, had I meant bafely, Judge as you pleafe. Ladif. Well, I'll obferve the Iflue. Eub. How had you took this, General, in your Wife ? Ferd. As a ftrange Curiofity; but Queens Are priviledg'd above Subjects, and 'tis fit, Sir. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. Enter Mathias, Baptifta. Bapt. You are much alter'd, Sir, fmce the laft Night When the Queen left you, and look chearfully, Your Dulnefs quite blown over. Math. I have feen a Vifion, This Morning makes it good, and never was In fuch Security as at this Inftant : Fall what can fall, and when the Queen appears, Whofe fhorteft Abfence now is tedious to me, Obferve th' Encounter. Enter i ;o T H E P I C T U R E. Enter Honoria to Mathias. (Ladiflaus, Eubulus 9 Fer- dinand, Acanthe, with others enter Baft. She already is Enter'd the Lifts. Math. And I prepar'd to meet her. Bapt. I know my Duty. Hon. Not fo, you may ftay now As a Witnefs of our ContradL Bapt. I obey Jn all Things, Madam. Hon. Where's that Reverence, Or rather fuperftitious Adoration, Which, Captive-like, to my triumphant Beauty You paid laft Night ? No humble Knee ? nor Siga Of vaflal Duty ? Sure this is the Foot To whofe proud Cover, and then happy in it, Your Lips were glevv'd ; and that the Neck then offer'd To witnefs your Subjection to be trod on : Your certain Lofs of Life in the King's Anger, Was then too mean a Price to buy my Favour; And that falfe Glow- Worm Fire., of Conftancy To your Wife, extinguifh'd by a greater Light .Shot from our Eyes ; and that, it may be (being Too glorious to be look'd on) har.h depriv'd you Of Speech, and Motion : But I will take off A little from the Splendor, and defcend From my own Height, and in your Lownefs hear you Plead as a Suppliant. Math. I do remember I once faw fuch a Woman. Hon. How ! Math. And then .She did appear a mod magdficent Queen ; And what's more, virtuous, tho' ibmewhat darken'd With Pride and Self-Opinion. Eub. Call you this Courtmip ? jMath. And me was happv in a Royal Hiifband, Whom THE PICTURE, 171 Whom Envy could not tax, unlefs it were ]For his too much Indulgence to her Humours. Eub* Pray you, Sir, obierve that Touch, 'tis to the Purpofe ; I like the Play the better for't. Math. And fhe liv'd Worthy her Birth and Fortune ; you retain yec ome Part of her angelical Form ; but when Envy to the Beauty of another Woman Inferior to her's, (one fhe never Had feen, but in her Picture) had difpers'd Infection through her Veins, and Loyalty (Which a great Queen as fhe was, fhould have nourifh'd) Grew odious to her Hon. I am Thunderflruck. Math. And Luft, in all the Bravery it could borrow From Majefty, howe'er uifguis'd, had took Sure Footing in the Kingdom of her Heart, (Once the Throne of Chaftity,) how in a Moment All that was gracious, great, and glorious in her, And won upon all Hearts ; like feeming Shadows, Wanting true Subftance, vanifh'd. Hon. How his Heafons Work on my Soul ! Math. Retire into yourfelf. Your own Strength's, Madam, ftrongly man'd with Virtue, ' And be but as you were, and there's no Office So bafe, beneath the Slavery that Men Impofe on Beafts, but I will gladly bow to. But as you play and juggle with a Stranger, Varying your Shapes like Thetis^ though the Beauties Of all that are by Poets Raptures painted, Were now in you united, you fhould pals Pitied by me perhaps, but not regarded. Eub. If this take not, I am cheated. Math. To flip once Is incident, and excus'd by human Frailty ; But to fall ever, damnable. We were both Guilty, i?s THE PICTURE. Guilty, I grant, in tendering our Affection, But, as I hope you will do, 1 repented. \Yhen we are grown up to Ripenefs, our Life is "Like to this Picture. While we run A conftant Race in Goodnefs, it retains Thejuit Proportion. But the Journey being Tedious, and fweet Temptations in the Way, That may in fome Degree divert us from The Road that we put forth in, e'er we end Our Pilgrimage, it may, like this, turn Yellow, Or be with Blacknels clouded. But when we Find we have gone aftray, and labour to Ke-turn unto our never-failing Guide Virtue, Contrition (with unfeigned Tears, The Spots of Vice wafh'd off) will foon reftore it To the firft Purenefs. Hon. I am difenchanted : Mercy, O Mercy, Heavens ? [Kneels. Ladif. I am ravifh'd with What I have feen and heard. Ferd. Let us defcend, and hear The reft below. Eub f This hath falPn out beyond My Expectation. [They defcend. Hon, How have I wander'd 'Out of the Tract of Piety ! and mifled By overweening Pride, and Flattery Of fawnmg Sycophants, -( the Bane of Greatnefs) Could never meet till now a Pafienger, That in his Charity would fet me right, Or ftay me in my Precipice to Ruin ! How ill have I return'd your Goodnefs to me ? Enter the King and others. The Horror in my Thought oft turns me Marble. But if it may be yet prevented, O Sir, What can I do to fhew my Sorrow, or With THE PICTURE. '173 With what Brow afk your Pardon ? Ladif. Pray you rife. Hon. Never, till you forgive me, and receive Unto your Love and Favour, a chang'd Woman. My State and Pride turn'd to Humility, henceforth Shall wait on your Commands, and my Obedience Sceer'd only by your Will. Ladif. And that will prove A fecond and a better Marriage to me ; all is forgot*- Hon. Sir, I muft not rife yet, Till with a free Confefiion of a Crime, Unknown to you yet, and a following Suit, Which thus I beg, be granted. Ladif. I melt with you. 'Tis pardon'd, and confirm'd thus. Hon. Know then, Sir. In Malice to this good Knight's Wife, I praclis'd Ubaldo^ and Ricardo, to corrupt her. Bapt. Thence grew the Change of the Picture. Hon. And how far They have prevailed, I am ignorant. Now, if you, Sir, For the Honour of this good Man, may be intreated. To travel thither, it being but a Day's Journey, To fetch 'em off Ladif. We will put on to Night. Bapt. I, if you pleafe, your Harbinger. Ladif. I thank you. Let me embrace you in my Arms, your Service Done on the Turk, compared with this, weighs nothing. Math. I am ftili your humble Creature. Ladif. My true Friend. Ferd. And fo you are bound to hold him. Eub. Such a Plant Imported to your Kingdom, and here grafted, Woukl yield more Fruit, than all the idle Weeds That fuck up your Reign of Favour. Ladif. In my Will I'll not be wanting, prepare for our Journey. In * THE PICTURE. In Ac~b be my Honoria now, not Name, And to all after Times preferve thy Fame. [Exeu?if< The End of the Fourth Att. A C T V. S C E N E I, Sophia, Corifca, Hilario. Soph. \ R E they then fo humble ? HiL \, Hunger and hard Labour Have tam'd 'em, Madam -, at firft they bellow'd Like Stags ta'en in a Toil, and would not work For Sullennefs, but when they found without it There was no Eating, arid that to ftarve to Death Was much againft their Stomachs, by Degrees Againft their Wills, they fell to it. Corif. And now feed on The little Pittance you allow, with Gladnefs. Hil. I do remember that they ftop'd their Nofes At the Sight of Beef and Mutton as courfe Feeding For their fine Palates ; but now their Work being ended* They leap at a Barley Cruft, and hold Cheefe-parings, With a Spoonful of pall'd Wine pour'd in their Water, For feuival Exceedings. ll Corif. When I examine My Spinfter's Work, he trembles like a 'Prentice, And takes a Box on the Ear when I fpy Faults And Botches in his Labour, as a Favour From a curft Miftrefs. Hil. The other too reels well For his Time ; and if your Ladyfhip would pleafe To fee 'em for your Sport, fmce they want airing, * * For Fefti'val Exceedings. Thus we read in all the old Copies, and it is thus in the City Ma- Jam ; but I think that exceeding Feftivgls is better, though indeed as the Senfe is the fame, it is of little or no Confequence. It THE PICTURE. It would do well in my Judgment, you fhall hear Such a hungry Dialogue from 'em. Soph. But fuppofe When they are out of Prifon they mould grow Rebellious ? Nil. Never fear't ; I'll undertake To lead 'em out by the Nole with a. coarfe Thread, Of the one's Spinning, and make the other reel after, And without grumbling ; and when you are weary of Their Company, as eafily return 'em. Corif. Dear Madam, it will help to drive away Your Melancholy. Soph. Well, on this Afiurance I am content, bring 'em hither. Hil. I will do it In ftately Equipage. [Exit Hibrio, Soph. They have confefTed then They were fet on by the Queen to taint me in. My Loyalty to my Lord ? Corif. 'Twas the main Caufe > That brought 'em hither. Soph. I am glad I know it; And as I have begun, before I end, I'll at the Height revenge it ; let us ftep afide ; They come, the Objects fo ridiculous, In Spight of my lad Thoughts I cannot but Lend a forc'd Smile to grace it. Enter Hilario, Ubaldo f pinning Ricardo reeling. Hit. Come away, Work as you go, and lofe no Time, 'tis precious* You'll find it in your Commons. Ric. Commons, call you it! The Word is proper , I have graz'd fo long Upon your Commons, I am almoft ftarv'd here. Hil. Work harder, and they lhall be better'd. Ubal. Better'd? Worfer they cannot be : Would I might lie Like 176 THE P I C T U R E, Like a Dog under her Table and ferve for a Footftocl,- So I might have my Belly full of that Her Ifland Cur refufes. Hil. How do you like Your airing ? Is it not a Favour ? Ric. Yes; Juft fu'ch a one as you,ufe to a Brace of Greyhounds "When they are led out of their Kennels to feu m her 5 But our Cafe is ten Times harder, we have nothing In our Bellies to be vented : If you will be An honeft Yeoman Phenterer, feed us firft, And walk us after ? Hil. Yeoman Phenterer! Such another Word to your Governor, and you go Supperlefs to Bed for't. Ubal Nay, even as you pleafe. (The comfortable Names of Breakfaft, Dinner, Collations, Supper, Beverage, are Words, Worn out of our Remembrance.) (Ric. O for the Steam Of Meat in a Cook's Shop ?) Ubal I am fo dry, I have not Spittle enough to wet my Fingers When I draw my Flax from my Diftaff. Ric. Nor I Strength To raife my Hand to the Top of my Reeler. Oh ! 1 have the Cramp all over me. Hil What do you think Were beft to apply to it ? A Cramp-Hone, as I take it, Were very ufeful. Ric. Oh ! no more of Stones, We have been us'd too long like Hawks already. Ubal We are not fo high in our Fleih now to need cafting, We will come to an empty Fift. Hil. Nay, that you mall not. So ho, Birds, how the Eye-afles fcratch, and fcramble I Take Heed of a Surfeit : Do not caft your Gorges, This is more then I have Corn million for ; be thankful. Scpb. THE PICTURE. 177 $opb. Were all that ftudy the Abufe of Women Ds'd thus, the City would not iwarm with Cuckolds, Kor fo many Tradefmen break. Corif. Pray you appear now, And mark the Alteration. Hit. To your Work, My Lady is in Prefence ; fhew your Duties Exceeding well. Soph. How do your Scholars profit ? HiL Hold up your Heads demurely. Prettily For young Beginners. Corif. And will do well in Time If they be kept in Awe. Ric. In Awe ! I am fure I quake like an Afpen Leaf! Ubal. No Mercy, Lady ? Ric. Nor Intermifiion ? Soph. Let me fee your Work. Fie upon't, what a Thread's here ! a poor Cobler's Wife Would make a finer to fow a Clown's Rent ftart up j And here you reel as you were drunk. Ric. I am fure it is not with Wine Soph* O, take heed of Wine ; Cold Water is far better for your Healths, Of which I am very tender ; you had foul Bodies, And muft continue in this phyfical Diet, Till theCaufeof yourDifeafe be ta'en away For fear of a Relapfe, and that is dangerous ; Yet I hope already that you are in fome Degree recovered, and that Way to refolve me Anfwer me truly ; nay, what I propound Concerns both, nearer ; what would you now give, If your Means were in your Hands, to lie all Night With a frefh and handfome Lady ? Ubal. How ! a Lady ? O ! I am pals'd it, (Hunger with her Razor Hath made me an Eunuch.) Ric. For a Mefs of Porridge, Well fopp'd with a Bunch of Raddifh and a Carrot, VOL. II. M I i 7 8 T H E P I C T U R E. I would fell my Barony , but for Women, oh ! No more of Women, (not a Dite for a Doxy) After this hungry Voyage. Soph. Thefe are truly Good Symptoms , let them not venture too much in the Air Till they are weaker. Ric. This is Tyranny. Ubal. Scorn upon Scorn. Soph. You were fo In your malicious Intents to me, Enter a Servant. And therefore 'tis but Juftice What's the Bufmefs ? Serv. My Lord's great Friend, Signior Baptifta, Madam, Is newly lighted from his Horfe, with certain Afiiirance of my Lord r s Arrival. Soph. How! And (land I trifling nere ? Hence with the Mungrels To there feveral Kennels, there let them howl in private, I'll be no farther troubled. [Exeunt Sophia and Servant, Ubal. O that ever I faw this Fury ! Ric. Or look'd on a Woman But as a Prodigy in Nature ! Hit. Silence, No more of this. Corif. Methinks you have no Caufe To repent your being here. Hil. Have you not learnt, When your 'States are fpent, your feveral Trades to live by, And never charge the Hofpital ? Corif. Work but tightly, And we will not ufe a Dim-clout in the Houfe But of your Spinning. Ubal. THE PICTURE; 179 UbaL O ! I would this Hemp \Vere turn'd to a Halter. HiL Will you march? Ric-. A foft one, Good General, 1 befeech you 1 * Ubal. I can hardly Draw my Legs after me. HiL For a Crutch you may ufe Your Diftaff, a good Wit makes Ufe of all things. ** [Exeunt* SCENE II. Enter Sophia, Baptifla. Soph. Was he jealous of me ? Bapt. There's no perfect Love Without fome Touch oft, Madam. Soph. A nd my Picture Made by your d'ivelifh Art, a Spy upon '^ My Actions ? I never fat to be drawn, Nor had you, Sir^ Commifllon for't. Bapt. Excufe me ; At his earneft Suit I did it. Soph. Very good : Was I grown fo cheap in his Opinion of me? Bapt. The profperous Events that crown'd his Foiv tunes May qualify the Offence. Soph. Rood the Events lj 11 A good Wit make: Ufe of all Things. 1 would not interrupt the Reader in the foregoing Scene, but I (hall now obferve that the Device p" raclifed on the two wanton Gentlemen, In Revenge for their Falihood and their Attempt* on Sophia, is very mean, conduces bat little to the Plot, and on the whole, is far inferior to the other Pa"rts of this excellent Play, but great Btattits art alvjayt in (be Confines of great Faults. *' Sophia. Rood the Event t. This is the Reading of all the old Editions, and i* followed by Mr. but I think we ought to read &>/. Good the Events, &C, Ma Th* i So THE PICTURE. The Sanctuary Fools and Madmen fly to, When their rafh and defperate Undertakings thrive well ; But good and wife Men are directed by- Grave Counfels, and with fuch Deliberation Proceed in their Affairs, that Chance has nothing To do with 'em. Howfoe'er, take the Pains, Sir, To meet the Honour in the King and Queen's Approaches to my Houfe, that breaks upon me, I \vill expect them with my t beft of Care. Bapt. To entertain fuch royal Guefts. Soph. I know it. {Exit Baptifta. Leave that to me, Sir, what mould move the Queen, So given to Eafe and Pleafure, as Fame fpeaks her, To fuch a Journey ? Or work on my Lord To doubt my Loyalty ? Nay, more, to take For the Refolution of his Fears, aCourfe That is by holy Writ deny'd a Chriftian ? 'Twas impious in him, and perhaps the Welcome He hopes in my Embraces may deceive His Expectation. The Trumpets fpeak The King's Arrival. Help a Woman's Wit now, To make him, know his Fault and my juft Anger. [Exit Sophia, SCENE the loft. Loud Mufick. Enter Ladiilaus, Mathias, Eubulus, Ho- noria, .Ferdinand, Baptifta, Acanthe, with Attendants Eub. Your Majefty muft be weary. Hon. No, my Lord, A willing Mind makes a hard Journey eafy. Math. Not Jove, attended on by Hermes, was> More welcome to the Cottage of Philemon, And his poor Baucis^ then your gracious felf, Your matchlefs Queen, and all your royal Train Are to your Servant and his Wife. Ladi* Where is me? T H E P I C T U R E. 181 Hon. I Jong to fee her as my now Joud Rival. Rub. And I to have a Smack at her j ('tis a Cordial To an old Man, better then Sack and a Toaft Before he goes to Supper.) Math. Ha ! is my Houfe turn'd To a Wildernefs ? Nor Wife nor Servants ready With all Rites due to Majefty, to receive Such unexpected Bleffings, you aflur'd me Of better Preparation, hath not Th' Excefs of Joy tranfported her beyond if er Underftanding ? Bapt. I now parted from her, And gave her your Directions. Math. How (hall 1 beg Your Majefty's Patience ? Sure my Family's drunk, Or by fome Witch, in Envy of my Glory, A dead Sleep thrown upon 'em. Enter Hilario, and Servants. i Serv. Sir. Math. But that The facred Prefence of the King forbids it, My Sword mould make a Mafiacre among you. Where is your Miftrefs ? Hit. Firft, you are welcome home, Sir, Then know, me fays Ihe's fick, Sir, there's no Notice Taken of my Bravery. Math. Sick at fuch a Time ! It cannot be though fhe were on her Death-bed, And her Spirit even now departed, here (land they Could call it back again, and in this Honour Give her a fecorid Being, bring me to herj I know not what to urge, or how to redeem This Mortgage of her Manners. [Exit Mathias and Hilario. Eub. There's no Climate . In the World, I think, where one Jade's Trick or other Reigns not in Women. M 3 Ferd. ? 8i T H E E I C T U R E, ferd. You were ever bitter Againft the Sex. Ladif. This is very ftrange. Hon. Mean Women Have their Faults as well as Queeps. Ladif. Q fhe appears noyv. "Enter Mathias, Sophia. Math. The Injury that you conceive I have done yot Difpute hereafter, and in your Perverfenefs Wrong not yourfelf, and me. Soph. I am pafs'd my Childhood, And need no Tutor. Math, This is the great King, To whom I am engag'd till Death, for alj I ftand pofleis'd of. Soph. My humble Roof is proud, Sir, To be the Canopy of fo much Greatnefs, Set off with Goodnefs. Ladif. My own Praifes flying In fuch pure Air, as your fweet Breath, fair Lady, Cannot but pleafe me. Math. This is the Queen of Queens, In her Magnificence to me. Soph. In my Duty IkifsherHighnefs Robe, Hon. You ftoop to low To her whofe Lips would meet with yours. Soph. Howe'er, It may appear prepoft'rous in Women So to encounter, 'tis your Pleafure, Madam, And not my proud Ambition do you hear, Sir \ Without a magical Picture, in the Touch J find your Print of clofe and wanton KiiTes On the Queen's Lips. Math. Upon your Life be filent. now falute thefe Lords. Soph. Since you'll have me, YOB THE PICTURE. 183 You mall fee I am experienc'd at the Game, And can play it tightly. You are a brave Man, Sir, And do deferve a tree and hearty Welcome. Be this the Prologue to it. Eub. An old Man's Turn Is ever laft in Kitting. I have Lips too, Howe'er, cold ones, Madam. Soph. I will warm 'em With the Fire of mine. Eub. And fo fhe has, I thank you ; 1 Ihall deep the better all Night for't. Math. You expreis The Boldnefs of a wanton Courtezan, And not a Matron's Modefty j take up, Or you are difgrac'd for ever. Soph. How ? with kifiing FeelingJy, as you taught me ? Would you have me Turn my Cheek to 'em, as proud Ladies ufe To their Inferiors, as if they intended Some Bufinefs mould be whifper'd in their Ear, And not a Salutation ? What I do, I will do freely j now I am in the Humour I'll fly at all, are there any more? Math. Forbear, Or you will raife my Anger to a Height That will delcend in Fury. Soph. Why ? you know How ro refolve yourfelf what my Intents are, By the Help of Mephoftophilos, and your Picture. Pray you look upon't again. I humbly thank The Queen's great Care of me, while you were abfent. She knew how tedious 'twas for a young Wife, And being for that Time a Kind of Widow, To pafs away her melancholy Hours Without good Company, and in Charity therefore Provided tor me ; out of her own Store She cull'd the Lords Ubaldo and Ricardo, Two principal Courtiers for Ladies Service, To do me all good Offices j and as fuch M 4 Employ'd 184 T H E P I C T U R E, Employ'd by her, I hope I have received, And entertain'd 'em -, nor fhall they depart Without the Effect arifing from the Caufe That brought 'em hither. Math. Thou doft belye thyfelf : I know that in my Abfence thou wer't honeur, However now turn'd Monfter. Soph. The Truth is, We did not deal like you, in Speculations On cheating Pictures i we knew Shadows were No Subftances, and actual Performance The befl Affurance, I will bring 'em hither To make good in this Prefence ib much for me. Some Minutes Space I beg your Majefty's Pardon You are mov'd j now champ upon this Bit a little, Anon you fhall have another. " Wait me, Hilario. [Exeunt Sophia and Hilario, Ladif. How now ? turn'd Statue, Sir ? Math. Fly, .and fly quickly From this curfed Habitation, or this Gorgon Will make you all as I am, In her Tongue Millions of Adders hifs, and every Hair Upon her wicked Head, a Snake more dreadful Than that Tifipbon threw on Athamas, Which in his Madnefs forc'd him to difmember His proper Iflue. O that ever I Repos'd my Truft in Magick, or believ'd Impoflibilities ! or that Charms had Power To fink and fearch into the bottomlefs Hell, For a falfe Woman's Heart. Eub. Thefe are the Fruits Of Marriage ; and old Batchelor, as I am, And what's more, will continue fo, is not troubled With thefe tine Fagaries. Ferd, 'Till you are refolv'd, Sir, Forfake not Hope. Bapt. Upon my Life, this is Diffimulation. Ladif. And it fuits not with Your- T H E P I C T U R E. 185 Your Fortitude and Wifdom, to be thus 7 ranfported with your Paffion. Hon. You were once Deceiv'd in me, Sir, as I was in you ; Yet the Deceit pleas'd both. Math. She hath confefs'd all, What further Proof mould I alk? Hen. Yet remember The Diftance that is interpos'd between A Woman's Tongue and her Heart, and you mult grant You build upon no Certainties. Enter Sophia, Corifca, Hilario, Ubaldo, and Ricardo, as before. Eub. What have we here ? Soph. You muft come on, and fhew yourfelves. Wai. The King ! Ric. And Queen too ! Would I were as far under the AS I am above it. [Earth Ubal. Some Poet will From this Relation, or in Verfe, or Profe, Or both together blended, render us Ridiculous to all Ages. Ladif. I remember This Face when it was in a better Plight : Are not you Ricardo ? Hon. And this Thing, I take it, Was once Ubaldo. Ubal. I am now I know not what. Ric. We thank your Majefty for employing us To this fubtle Circe. Eub. How, my Lord, turn'd Spinfter ! Do you work by the Day, or by the Great ? Ferd. Is your Theorbo Turn'd to a Diftaff, Signior ? and your Voice, With which you chanted Room for a lufty Gallant, Turn'd to the Note of Lacrymae ? Eub. Pr'ythee tell me, For i%6 THE PICTURE. For I knowthou art free, how often, and to the Purpofe, Have you been merry with this Lady ? Ric. Never, never, Ladif. Howfoever you fhould fay fo, for your Credit, Being the only Court Bull. Ubal. Q that ever I faw this kicking Heifer ! Soph. You fee, Madam, How I have cur'd your Servants, and what Favours They with their rampant Valour have won from me. You may, as they are phyfick'd, I prefume, Truft a fair Virgin with 'em ; they have learn'd Their feveral Trades to live by, and paid nothing But Cold and Hunger for 'em, and may now Setup for themfelves, for here I give 'em over. And now to you, Sir, why do you not again Perufe your Picture, and take the Advice Of your learned Confort ? Thefe are the Men, or none,. That made you, as the Italian fays, a Bece. Math. I know not which Way to entreat your Pardon 9 Nor am I worthy of it, my Sophia, My beft Sophia, here before the King, The Queen, thefe Lords, and all the Lookers on, I do renounce my Error, and embrace you, As the great Example to all After-times For fuch as would die chafte and noble Wives, With Reverence to imitate, Soph. Not fo, Sir. I yet hold off. However I have purg'd My doubted Innocence, the foul Afperfions, In your unmanly Doubts caft on my Honour, Cannot fo foon be wafh'd off. Eub. Shall we have More Jiggobobs yet ? Soph. When you went to the Wars, I fet no Spy upon you, to obferve Which Way you wander'd, though our Sex by Nature Is fubject to Sufpicions and Fears ; My Confidence in your Loyalty freed me from 'em. But THE PICTURE. 187 But to deal as you did 'gainft your Religion, With this Enchanter to iurvey my Actions, Was more than Woman's Weaknefs ; therefore know, And 'tis my Boon unto the King, I do Pefire a Separation from your Bed ; For I will fpend the Remnant of my Life Jn Prayer and Meditation. Math. O take Pity Upon my W 7 eak Condition, or I am More wretched in your Innocence, than if I had found you guilty. Have you fhewn a Jewel Out of the Cabinet of your rich Mind To lock it up again ? She turns away. Will none fpeak for me ? Shame and Sin hath robb'd Of the Ufe of my Tongue. [me Ladif. Since you have conquer'd, Madam, You wrong the Glory of your Viclory, If you ufe it not with Mercy. Ferd. Any Penance You pleafe to impofe upon him, I dare warrant He will gladly furfer. Eub. Have J liv'd to fee But one good Woman, and (hall we for a Trifle Have her turn Nun ? I will firft pull down the Cloyfter. To the old Sport again, with a good Luck to you : 'Tis not alone enough that you are good, We muft have fome of the Breed of you : Will you deftroy The Kind, and Race of Goodnefs ? I am converted, / nd afk your Pardon, Madam, for my ill Opinion Againft the Sex, and Ihcw me but two fuch more, I'll marry yet, and love 'em. Hon. She that yet Ne'er knew what 'twas to bend but to the King, Thus begs RemifTion for him. Soph. O dear, Madam, Wrong not your Greatnefs fo. Omnes. We all are Suitors. Ubal, I do deferve to be heard among the reft. :m T H E P i c T u R E. Ric. And we have fuffer'd for it. Soph. I perceive There's no Refinance : But fuppofe I pardon What's pad, who can fecure me he'll be free From Jealoufy hereafter ? Math. I will be My own Security : Go ride where you pleafe ; Feaft, revel, banquet, and make Choice with whom, I'll fet no Watch upon you ; and for Proof oft This curfed Picture I furrender up To the confuming Fire. Bapt. As I abjure The Practice of my Art. Soph. Upon thefe Terms I am reconcil'd j and for thefe that have paid The Price of their Folly, I defire your Mercy. Ladif. At your Requeft they have it. UbaL Hang all Trades now. Ric. I will find a new one, and that is to live honed. Hit. Thefe are my Fees. UbaL Pray you take 'em with a Mifchief. Ladif. So, all ends in Peace now. And to all married Men be this a Caution, Which they mould duly tender as their Life, Neither to doattoo much, nor doubt a Wife. [Exeunt omnes. FINIS. THE FATAL DOWRY. A TRAGEDY. As it hath been often a&ed at the Private Houfe in Black-Fryers, by his Majefty's Servants. 1632. WRITTEN By PHILIP MASSINGER. AND NATHANIEL FIELD. Dramatis CHARALOIS. FLORIMEL. if ROMONT. BELLAPERT. j CHARMI. AYMER. NOVALL, Sen. NOVALL, Jun LlLADAM. Advocates- Du CROY Three Creditor?. ROCHFORT. Officers. BEAUMONT. Prieft, PONTALIER. Taylor. MALOTIN. Barber. BEAUMELLE. Perfumer. The Scene* Dijon m Burgundy, THE THE FATAL DOWRY.* ACT I. SCENE I. Enter Charalois, ivitb a Paper, Romont, Charmi. Cbarmi. F)30ef*UR> I may move the Court to fcrve your & s & Will; & & But therein fhall both wrong you and myfelf. &JO & Rom . VYhy think you fo, Sir ? Cbarmi. 'Caufe I am familiar With what will be their Anfwer : They will fay, 'Tis againft Law, and argue me of Ignorance, For orPring them the Motion. Rom. You know not, Sir, How, in this Caufe, they may difpenfe with Law, And therefore frame not you their Anfwer for them, But do your Parts. Cbarmi. I love the Caufe fo well, That I could run the Hazard of a Check for't. Rom. From whom ? Cbarmi. Some of the Bench, that watch to give it, More than to do the Office that they fit for : But give me, Sir, my Fee. Rom. Now you are noble. * Majffinger was affifted in writing this Tragedy by Mr. Nathaniel FitU, the Author of two Comedies befide ; and, as a Poet, very much efteemed by the Cotemporaries of the Age in which he lived. Cbarmi, 192 THE FATAL DOWRY. Charnii* I fhall deferve this better yet, in giving My Lord fome Counfel (if he pleafe to hear it) Than I fhall do with Pleading. Rom. What may it be, Sir ? CbartnL That it would pleafe his Lordfhip, as the Prefidents And Couhfellors of Court come by, to ftand Here, and but mew yourfelf, and to fome one Or two, make his Requefl : There is a Minute, T When a Man's Prefence fpeaks in his own Caufe 3 More than the Tongues of twenty Advocates. Rom. 1 have urg'd that. Enter Rochfort, Du Croy. Charmi. Their Lordmips here are coming, I muftgo get me a Place. You'll find me in Court, And at your Service. [Exit Charmi. Rom. Now, put on your Spirits ! DuCroy. The Eafe that you prepare yourfelf, my Lord, In giving up the Place you hold in Court, Will prove, I fear, a Trouble in the State ; And that no flight one. Rocb. Pray you, Sir, no more. Rom. Now, Sir, lofe not this offer'd Means : Their Looks, Fix'd on you with a pitying Earneftnefs, Invite you to demand their Furtherance To your good Purpofe. This fuch a Dulnefs 3 So foolifli, and untimely, as Du Croy. You know him ? __ There is a Minutt When a Man's Prefence fpeaks> &C. So Sbakefptar, in Julius C&far, fays, There is a Tide in the Affairs of Men, Which, taken at the Flood, leads on to Fortune; Omitted, all the Voyage of their Life Is hound in Shallows, and in Mifery. Scene V. Rocb. THE FATAL DOWRY. 193 Rccb. I do ; and much lament the fudden Fall Of his brave Houfe. It is young Charalois, Son to the Mariha], from whom he inherits His Fame and Vertues only. Rom. Ha ! they name you. Du Croy. His Father died in Prifon two Days fince. Roch. Yes, to the Shame of this ungrateful State j That fuch a Matter in the Art of War, So noble, and fo highly meriting From this forgetful Country, ihould, for Want Of Means to fatisfy his Creditors The Sum he took up for the general Good, Meet with an End fo infamous. Rom. Dare you ever hope for like Opportunity ? Du Croy. My good Lord ! Rocb. My With bring Comfort to you. Du Croy. The Time calls us. Rocb. Good morrow, Colonel ! [Eyeunt Rochfort, Du Croy. Rom. This obftinate Spleen, You think becomes your Sorrow, and forts well With your black Suits : But, grant me Wit, or Judg- ment, And, by the Freedom of an honeft Man, And a true Friend to boot, I fwear, 'tis fhameful : And therefore, flatter not yourfelf with Hope, Your fable Habit, with the Hat and Cloak, No, though the Ribbons help, have Power to work 'em To what you would : For thole, that had no Eyes To fee the great Ads of your Father, will not, From any Fafhion Sorrow can put on, Be taught to know their Duties. Char. If they will not, They are too old to learn, and I too young To give them Counfel ; fince, if they partake The Underftanding, and the Hearts of Men, They will prevent my Words and Tears : If not, What can Pcrfuanon, though made eloquent VOL II. N i 9 4 THE FATAL DOWRY. Grief, work upon fuch as have chang'd Natures .ne moft favage Beat! ? Bleft, bleft he ever iciiiory ot that happy Age, when Juftice 5 no ua;a;ds to keep off wrong'd Innocence flying to her Succours, and, in that, e of Redrefs : Whereas now, Romont, i^amn'd, with more Eafe may afcend from Hell y Then we arrive at her. One Cerberus^ there, Forbids the PafiTage ; in our Courts, a thoufand, As loud and fertile- headed ; and the Client, That wants the Sops, to fill their ray'nous Throats, Muft hope for no Aceefs. Whvfhouldl, then, Attempt Impoffibilitjes, you, Friend, being Too-well acquainted with my Dearth of Means To make my Entrance that Way ? Rom. Would I were not. But, Sir I you have a Caufe, a Caufe fo juft, Of fuch Neceffity, not to be deferr'd, As would compel a Maid, whofe Foot was never Set o'er her Father's Threfhold, nor within The Houfe where me was born, ever fpake Word Which was not uflier'd with pure Virgin Blufhes, To drown the Tempeft of a Pleader's Tongue, And force Corruption to give back the Hire It took againfi her : Let Examples move you. You iee Men great in Birth, Efteem and Fortune,, Rather than lofe a Scruple of their Right, Fawn baiely upon fuch, whofe Gowns put off", They would difdain for Servants. Cbar. And to thefe can I become a Suitor ? Rom. Without Lofs ; Would you confider, that, to gain their Favours* Our chafteft Dames put off their Modeflies, Soldiers forget their Honours, Ufurers Make Sacrifice of Gold, Poets of Wit, And Men religious part with Fame, and Goodnefs- Be therefore won to ufe the Means that may Advance your-pious Ends. Cbar. THE FATAL DOWRY. 195 'Char. You (hall o'ercome. Rom. And you receive the Glory. Pray you, now, pradife. *Tis well. Enter Old Noval, Liladam, and three Creditors. Char. Not look on rhe ! Rom. You muft have Patience- -Offer't again, Char. And be again contemn'd ! Nov. I know what's to be done. 1 Cred. And, that your Lordfhip Will pleafe to do your Knowledge, we offer, firft Our thankful Hearts here,- as a bounteous Earneft To what we will add. Nov. One Word more of this, I am your Enemy. Am I a Man, Your Bribes can work bn ? Ha? Lilad. Friends! you miftake The Way to win my Lord ; he rhuft not hear this, But \i as one in Favour, in his Sight, May hearken to you for my Profit. Sir ! I pray hear 'em. Nov. 'Tis well. Lilad. Obferve him, now. Nov. Your Caufc being good, and your Proceedings fo, Without Corruption ;- I am your Friend, Speak your Defires. 2 Cred. Oh, they are charitable ; The Martha! flood engag'd, unto us three Two hundred thoufand Crowns, which by his Death We are defeated of. For which great Lofs We aim at nothing but his rotten Flelh ; Nor is that Cruelty. i Cred. I have a Son That talks of nothing but of Guns and Armour, And fwears he'll be a Soldier; 'tis an Humour N 3 } 196 THE FATAL DOWRY. I would divert him from , and 1 am told, That if I minifter to him, in his Drink, Powder, made of this Bankrupt Marfhal's Bones, Provided that the Carcafe rot above Ground, "'Twill cure his foolim Frenzy. Nov. You (hew in it A Father's Care. I have a Son myfelf, A falhionable Gentleman, and a peaceful : And, but I am afllir'd he's not fo given, He mould take of it too. Sir ! what are you ? Cbar. A Gentleman. Nov. So are many that rake Dunghills. If you have any Suit, move it in Court : I take no Papers in Corners. Rom. Yes, as the Matter may be carried, and hereby To manage the Conveyance Follow him. Lilad. You're rude : I fay, he (hall not pafs. [Exeunt Novall, Charalois, and Advocates. Rom. You fay fo ? On what Afiurance ? For the well-cutting of his Lordlhip's Corns, Picking his Toes, or any Office elfe Nearer to Bafenefs ? Lilad. Look upon me better ; Are thefe the Enfigns of fo coarfe a Fellow ? Be well advis'd. Rom. Out, Rogue ! do not I know [Kicks him. Thefe glorious Weeds fpring from the fordid Dunghill Of thy officious Bafenefs ? Wert thou worthy Of any Thing from me, but my Contempt, I would do more then this, more, you Court- Spider ! Lilad. But that this Man is lawlefs j he mould find That I am valiant. 1 Cred. If your Ears are faft, 'Tis nothing. What's a Blow or two ? As much 2 Cred. Thefe Chaftifemcnts, as ufeful are as fre- quent To fuch as would grow rich. Rom. THE FATAL DOWRY. 197 Rom. Are they fo, Rafcals ? I will befriend you then [Kicks them. i Cred. Bear Witnefs, Sirs! Lilad. Truth, I have born my Part already, Friends ! In the Court you fhall hear more. [Exit. Rom. T know you for The word of Spirits, that ftrive to rob the Tombs Of what is their Inheritance, the Dead : For Ufurers, bred by a riotous Peace ; That hold the Charter of your Wealth and Freedom, By being Knaves and Cuckolds, that ne'er pray'd, But when you fear the rich Heirs will grow wife, To keep their Lands out of your Parchment Toils ; And then, the Devil your Father's call'd upon, T' invent fome Ways of Luxury ne'er thought on. Be gone, .and quickly, or I'll leave no Room Upon your Foreheads for your Horns to fprout on, Without a Murmur, or I will undo you ; For I will beat you honeft. i Cred. Thrift forbid ! We will bear this, rather then hazard that. [Exit Creditor. Enter Charalois. Ran. I am fomewhat eas'd in this yet. Char. Only Friend! To what vain Purpofe do I make my Sorrow Wait on the Triumph of their Cruelty ? Or teach their Pride from my Humility, To think it has o'ercome ? They are determined What they will do , and it may well become me, To rob them of the Glory they expect From my fubmifs Intreaties. Rom. Think not fo, Sir ! The Difficulties that you encounter with, Will crown the Undertaking Heaven ! you weep And 1 could do fo too j but that I know, There's more expected, from the Son and Friend N 3 Of igg. THE FAT AT, DOWRY. Cf him whofe fatal Lofs now makes our Natures, Than Sighs, or 1 ears, in which a Village-Nurfe, Or cunning Strumpet, when her Knave is hang'd, May overcome us. We are Men, young Lord, Lee us not GO like Women. To the Court, And there fpeak like your Birth: Wake ileeping Juftice, Or dare the Axe. This is a Way will fort With what you are: I call you not to that I will fhrink from myfelf, i will deferve Your I" hanks, or fnfjer with you O how bravely That fudcuvi Fire of Anger fhews MI you ! Give Fuel to it, fince you're on a Shelf, Of extreme Danger, fufter like yourfelf. [Exeunt. SCENE II. Enter. Rochfort, Novall, fen Charmi, Du Croy, Ad- vocates ^ Beaumont, and Officers, and three Prefidents. Du Croy. Your Lordfliip's feated. May this Meet-. ing prove r !M?;-OUS to us, and to the general Good of Burgundy, v. fen. Sptak to the Point ! Di Croy Which is With Honour to difpofe the Place and Power Of PrirnierPrefidcnt, which this reverend Man, fetaveRocbfort, (whom for Honour's Sake I name) Is purpos'd to refign a Place, my Lords, In which he hath, with fuch Integrity, Perform'd the firft and beft Parts of a Judge; That, as his Liie tranfcerids all fair Examples Of fuch a$ were before him in Dijsn, So it remains to thofe that ihall fucceed him, A Precedent that they may imitate, but not equal. Rocb. I ma\ not fit to hear this. Du Croy. Let the Love, Arjd Thankfulnefs we're bound to pay to Goodnefs, In this o'ercome your Modeiiy. Koch. My Thanks For THE FATAL DOWRY. i 99 .For -this great Favour /hall prevent your Trouble. The honourable Truft, that was impos'd .Upon my Weaknefs, fince you witnefs for me, It was not ill difcharg'd, I will not mention ; Nor now, if Age had not depriv'd me of The little Strength I had to govern well The Province that I undertook, t'orfake it. Nov. fen. That we could lend you of our Years. Du Croy. Or Strength! Nov. fen. Or, as you are, perfuade you to continue The noble Exercife of your knowing Judgment ! Roch. That may not be ; nor can your Lordfhip's Goodnefs, Since your- Employments have conferr'd upon me Sufficient Wealth, deny the Ufe of it; And, though old Age, when one Foot's in the Grave, In many, when all Humours elfe are fpent Feeds no Affection in them, but Deiire To add Height to the Mountain of their Riches : In me it is not fo : I reft content With th* Honours, and Eitate I now pofTefs, And, that I may have Liberty to ufe, What Heav'n, ftill bleffing my poor Induftry, Hath made me Matter of, I pray the Court To eafe me of my Burthen ; that I may Employ the fmall Remainder of my Life, Jn living well, and learning how to die fo. Enter Romont, and Charaloh Rcm. See Sir, our Advocate. DuCroy. The Court intreats Your Lordfhip will be pleas'd to nam< Which you would have your : All prcmife to confirm .c. jR.ocb. I embrace it As an , \ffurance of their Fav- . . And name rr.y Loru Atf-r'' 7 Du Croy. The Couit allows it, N4 200 THE FATAL DOWRY. Rock. But there are Suiters wait here, and their Caufes May be of more Neceffity to be heard, And therefore vvifh that mine may be deferr'd, And theirs have Hearing. Du Cray. If your Lordthip pleafe To take the Place, we will proceed. Charmi. The Caufe We come to offer to your Lordfhip's Cenfure, Is in itfelf fo noble, that it needs not Or Rhetorick in me that plead, or Favour From your grave Lordfr.ips, to determine of it. 4 Since, to the Praife of your impartial Juftice (Which guilty, nay, condemn'd Men, dare not fcandal) It will erefl a Trophy of your Mercy Which marry'd to that Juftice. Nov. fen. Speak to the Caufe. Charmi. I will, my Lord ! to fay, the late dead Mar* fhal, The Father of this young Lord here, my Client, Hath done his Country great and faithful Service, Might tafk me of Impertinence, to repeat . What your grave Lordfhips cannot but remember, He, in his Life, become indebted to Thefe thrifty Men, (I will not wrong their Credits, By giving them the Attributes they now merit) And failing, by the Fortune of the Wars, Of Means to free himfelf from his Engagements, He was arrefted, and for Want of Bail, Imprifon'd at their Suit : And not long after With Lofs of Liberty ended his Life. And, though it be a Maxim in our Laws, All Suits die with the Perfon, thefe Men's Malice In Death find Matter for their Hate to work on, Denying him the decent Rites of Burial, Which the fworn Enemies of the Chriflian Faith Grant freely to their Slaves : May it, therefore, pleafe Your Lordfhips, fo to fafhion your Decree, That, what their Cruelty doth forbid, your Pity JMay give Allowance to. Nov. THE FATAL DOWRY. 201 Ncv. fen. How long have you, Sir, practised in Court? Charmi. Some twenty Years, my Lord. Nov. fen. By your grofs Ignorance, it fhould appear, Not twenty Days. Cbarmi. I hope I have giv'n no Caufe in this, my Lord Nov. fen. How dare you move the Court To the difpenfing with an Aft confirm'd By Parliament, to the Terror of all Bankrupts ? Go home ! and with more Care perufe the Statutes : Or the next Motion, favouring of this Boldnefs, May force you to leap (againlt your Will) Over the Place you plead at. Cbarmi. I forefaw this. Rom. Why, does your Lordfhip think, the moving of A Caufe, more honeft than this Court had ever The Honour to determine, can deferve A Check like this ? Nov. fen. Strange Boldnefs ! Rom. 'Tis fit Freedom : Or, dp you conclude, an Advocate cannot hold His Credit with the Judge, unlefs he ftudy His Face more than the Caufe for which he pleads? Charmi. Forbear ! Rom. Or, cannot you, that have the Power To qualify the Rigour of the Laws When you are pleafed, take a little from The Stri&nefs of your four Decrees, enacted Jn Favour of the greedy Creditors Againft the o'erthrown Debtor ? Nov. fen. Sirrah ! you that prate Thus faucily, what are you ? Rom. Why, I'll tell you, Thou Purple-colour'd Man! I'm one to whom Thou ow'ft the Means thou haft of fitting there A corrupt Elder. Charmi. Forbear! Rom. The Nofe thou wear'ft, is my Gift, and thofe Eyes, That 302 THE FATAL DOWRY. That .meet no Object fo bafe as their Matter, Had been long fince, torn from that guilty Head, And thou thyielf Slave to fome needy Swifs^ Had I not worn a Sword, and us'd it better Than in thy Prayers thou ever didftthy Tongue. NCV. fen. Shall fuch an Infolence pafs unpunifli'd ? Charmi. Hear me ! Rom. Yet I, that, in my Service done my Country, Difdain to be put in the Scale with thee, Confefs myfelt unworthy to be valu'd With the leaft Part, nay, Hair of the dead Marfhal, Of whofe fo many glorious Undertakings, Make Choice of any one, and that the meaneft, Perform'd againft the fubtle Fox of France, The politick Lewis, or the more defperate Swifs, And 'twill outweigh all the good Purpofe, Though "put in Adi, that ever Gownman pradis'd, Nov. Jen. Away with him to Prifpn ! Rom. If that Curfes, Urg'd juftly, and breath'd forth fo, ever fell On thofe that did deferve them -, let not mine Be fpent in vain now, that thou from this Inftant* May'ft, in thy Fear that they will fall upon thee, Be fenfible of the Plagues they mall bring with them. And for denying of a little Earth, To cover what remains of our great Soldier : May all your Wives prove Whores, your Factors Thieves, And, while you live, your riotous Heirs undo you. And thou, the Patron of their Cruelty, Of all thy Lordfhips live not to be Owner Of fo much Dung as will conceal a Dog, Or, what is worfe, thyfelf in. And thy Years, To th' End thou mayft be wretched, I wifli many, And, as thou haftdeny'd the Dead a Grave, May Mifery in thy Life make thee defire one, "Which Men and all the Elements keep from thee : I have begun well, imitate, exceed. Rocb. Good Counfei, were it a Praife-worthy Deed. [Exit Officers with Romont. Du Cro\e. THE FATAL DOWRY. 903 J)tt Croye. Remember what we are. Char. Thus low my Duty Anlwers your Lordfhip's Counfel. I will ufe In the few Words, with which 1 am to trouble Your Lordfhip's Ears the Temper that you wifh me; Not that 1 fear to fpeak my Thoughts as loud, And with a Liberty beyond Romont : But that I know, for me, that am made up pf all that's wretched, fo to hafte my End, Would feem to moft, rather a Willingnefs To quit the Burthen of a hopelefs Life, Than Scorn of Death, or Duty to the Dead. I, therefore, bring the Tribute of my Praife To your Severity, and commend the Juflice That will not, for the many Services That any Man hath done the Common-wealth, Wink at his leaft of Ills : What, though my Father Writ Man before he was fo, and confirm'd it, By numbring that Day, no Part of his Life, In which he did not Service to his Country ; W as he to be free, therefore, from the Laws, And ceremonious Form in your Decrees ? Or elfe, becaufe he did as much as Man In thofe three memorable Overthrows At Gran/on, jvlorat* Nancy ^ where his Matter, The warlike Cbaralois (with whofe Misfortunes I bear his Name) loft Treafure, Men and Life, To be cxcus'd from Payment of thofe Sums Vvhich (his own Patrimony fpent) his Zeal, To fefve his Country, forc'd him to take up ? Nov. fen. The Precedent were ill. Char. And yet, my Lord, thus much I know you'll grant; after thofe great Defeatures, Which in their dreadful Ruins buried quick Enter Officers. Courage and Hope, in all Men but himfelf, He forc'd the proud Foe, in his Height of Conquefr, To 404 THE FATAL DOWRY, To yield unto an honourable Peace, And in it fav'd an hundred thoufand Lives, To end his own, that was fure Proof againfl The fcalding Summer's Heat, and Winter's Froft, 111 Airs, the Cannon, and the Enemy's Sword, In a moft loathibme Prifon. ~Du Croy. *Twas his Fault To be fo prodigal. Nov. fen. He had from the State Sufficient Entertainment for the Army. Char. Sufficient, my Lord ? You fit at Home, And, though your Fees are boundiefs at the Bar, Are thrifty in the Charges of the War, But your Wills be obey'd. To thefe I turn, To thefe foft-hearted Men, that wifely know They're only good Men, that pay what they owe, 2 -Cred. And fo they are. i Cred. 'Tis the City-Doftrine ; We ftand bound to maintain it. Char. Be conftant in it ; And, fince you are as mercilefs in your Natures, As bafe and mercAary in your Means By which you gejjour Wealth, I will not urge The Court to take away one Scruple from The Right of their Laws, or one good Thought In you to mend your Difpofition with. I know there is no Mufick to your Ears So pleafing as the Groans of Men in Prifon, And that the Tears of Widows, and the Cries Of famim'd Orphans, are the Feafts that take you. That to be in your Danger, with more Care Should be avoided, than infectious Air, The loath'd Embraces of difeafed Women, A Flatterer's Poifon, or the Lofs of Honour. Yet, rather than my Father's reverend Duft Shall want a Place in that fair Monument, In which our noble Anceftors lie intomb'd, Before the Court I offer up myfelf A Prifoner for it : Load me with thofe Irons That ' THE FATAL DOWRY. 205 That have worn out his Life j in my bed Strength I'll run to the Encounter of cold Hunger, And choofe my Dwelling where no Sun dares enter, So he may be releas'd. 1 Cred. What mean you, Sir ? 2 Advo. Only your Fee again : There's fo much faid Already in this Caufe, and laid fo well, That, mould I only offer to fpeak in it, I mould not be heard, or laugh'd at for it. 1 Cred. 'Tis the firft Money Advocate e'er gave back, 'Though he faid nothing. Roch. Be advis'd, young Lord, And well confiderate -, you throw away Your Liberty, and Joys of Life together : Your Bounty is employ'd upon a Subject That is not fenfible of it, with which wife Man Never abus'd his Goodnefs ; the great Virtues Of your dead Father vindicate themfelves From thefe Mens Malice, and break ope the Prifon, Though it contain his Body. Nov. fen. Let him alone : If he love Cords, a God's Name, let him wear 'em, Provided thefe confent. Char. I hope they are not So ignorant in any Way of Profit, As to neglect a Poffibility To get their own, by feeking it from that Which can return them nothing, but ill Fame, And Curfes for their barbarous Cruelties. 3 Cred. What think you of the Offer ? 2 Cred. Very well. 1 Cred. Accept it by all Means : Let's fhut him up, He is well-fhap'd, and has a villainous Tongue, And mould he ftudy that Way of Revenge, As I dare almoft fwear he loves a Wench, We have no Wives, nor ever mail get Daughters That will hold out againft him. DuCroy. What's your Anfwer ? 2 Cred. Speak you for all. i Cred. So6 THE FATAL DOWRY i Cred. Why, let our Executions That lie upon the Father, be return'd Upon the Son, and we releafe the Body. Nov. fen. The Court muft grant you that. Char. I thank your Lordmips, They have in it confirm'd on me fuch Glory, As no Time can take from me : I am ready, Come lead me where you pleafe : Captivity, That comes with Honour, is true Liberty. [Exit Charalois, Creditors and Officers Nov. fen. Strange Rafhnefs. Rocb. A brave Refolution rather, Worthy a better Fortune -, but, however, It -is not now to be difputed, therefore To my own Caufe. Already I have found Your Lordftiips bountiful in your Favours to me ; And that mould teach my Modefty to end here, And prefs your Loves no farther. Du Croy. There is nothing The Court can grant, but with Afllirance you May afk it, and obtain it. Rocb. You encourage a bold Petitioner, and 'tis not Your Favours mould be loft. Befides, 'thas been [fit A Cuftom many Years, at the furrend'ring The Place I now give up, to grant the Prefident One Boon, that parted with it. And, to confirm Your Grace towards me, againft all fuch as may Detracl my Actions, and Life hereafter I now prefer it to you. Du Croy. Speak it freely. Rock. I then defire the Liberty of Rovfont, And that my Lord Noval^ whofe private Wrong Was equal to the Injury that was done To the Dignity of the Court, will pardon it, And now fign his Enlargement. Nov. fen. Pray you demand The Moiety pf my Eftate, or any Thing Within my Power, but this. Rocb. Am I deny'd then rriy firft and laft Requeft ? DxCroy. THE FATAL DOWRY. io? Dtt Cray. It mu ft not be. 2 Pr^. I have a Voice to give in it. 3 Pre. And I. And, if Periuafion will not work him to it, We will make known our Power. Nov. fen< You are too violent j You (hall have my Confent. But would you had Made Trial of my Love in any thing But this, you mould have found then But it (kills not. You have what you defire. Rocb. I thank your Lordfhips. Du Croy. The Court is up Make Way. \_Exeunt all but Rochfort and Beaumont. Rocb. I follow you Beaumont ! Beaum. My Lord. Rotb. You are a Scholar, Beaumont ! And can fearch deeper into th' Intents of Men, Than thofe that are lefs knowing. How appear'd The Piety and brave Behaviour of Young Cbaralois to you ? Beaum. It is my Wonder, Since I want Language to exprefs it fully ; And fure the Colonel Rocb. Fie ! he was faulty. What prefent Money have I ? Beaum. There is no Want Of any Sum a private Man has Uie for. Rocb. Tis we- 11 : I am ftrangely taken with this Cbaralois ; Methinks, from his Example, the whole Age Should learn to be good, and continue fo. Virtue works ftrangely with us -, and his Goodnefs Rifing above his Fortune, feems to me, Prince-like, to will, not a(k a Courtefy. [Exeunt. The End of tbe Fir/1 Atl. ACT 208 THE FATAL DOWRY, A C T II. S C E N E I. Enter Pontalier, Malotin, Beaumont. Malot. V \ I S ftrange. J[_ Beaum. Methinks fo. Pont. In a Man, but young, Yet old in Judgment, theorick and practick, In all Humanity, and (to increafe the Wonder) Religious, yet a Soldier, that he mould Yield his free-living Youth a Captive, for The Freedom of his aged Father's Corps, And rather choofe to want Life's Neceffaries, Liberty, Hope of Fortune, than it mould In Death be kept from Chriftian Ceremony. Malot. Come, 'tis a golden Precedent in a Son To let ftrong Nature have the better Hand, (In fuch a Cafe) of all affeded Reafon. What Years fit on this Charalois ? Beaum. Twenty-eight ; For fince the Clock did ftrike him feventeen old, Under his Father's Wing, this Son hath fought, Serv'd and commanded, and fo aptly both, That fometimes he appear'd his Father's Father, And never lefs than's Son ; the old Man's Virtues So recent in him, as the World may fwear, Nought but a fair Tree could fuch fair Fruit bear. Pont. But wherefore lets he fuch a barb'rous Law, And Men more barbarous to execute it, Prevail on his foft Difpofition, That he had rather die alive for Debt Of the old Man in Prifon, than they mould Rob him of Sepulture, confidering Thefe Monies borrow'd bought the Lenders -Peace, And all their Means they enjoy, nor was diffus'd In any impious or licentious Path ? Beaum. *f HE FATAL DOWRY. 209 Beaum. True ! for my Part, wereic my Father'sTrunk, *The tyrannous Ram-heads, with their Horns mould gore it, Or caft it to their Curs, than they lefs currim, E'er prey on me fo, with their Lion-Law, Being in my Free Will (as in his) to fhun it, Pont. Alas ! he knows himfelf in Poverty loft : For in this partial avaricious Age What Price bears Honour z ? Virtue ? Long ago It was but prais'd, and freez'd, but now-a-days 'Tis colder far* and has, nor Love, nor Praife ; Very Praife now freezeth too : For Nature Did make the Heathen far more Chriftian then, Than Knowledge us (lefs heathenim) Chriftian. Malo. This Morning is the Funeral. Pont. Certainly ! And from this Prifon 'twas the Son's Requeft That his dear Father might Interment have. [Recorders Mujick See the young Son interr'd a lively Grave. JSeaum. They come Obferve their Order. Enter Funeral. The Body borne by four. Captains and Soldiers^ Mourners , 'Scutcheons^ &c. in very g'ocd Or- der. Charalois and Romont meet it. Charalois fpeaks. Romont weeping. Solemn Mufick. Three Creditors. Char. How like a filent Stream maded with Night, And gliding foftly with our windy Sighs, Moves the whole Frame of this Solemnity ! Tears, Sighs and Blacks filling the Simile ! Whilft I, the only Murmur in this Grove Of Death, thus hollowly break forth ! Vouchfafe 1 ' In this partial avaricious Age What Price bears Honour, &C. This beair.iful and juft Reflection holds no lefs true in thefe Days; than it did in thofe of Old. VOL. II. O 2io THE FATAL DOWRY. To (lay awhile. Reft, reft in Peace, dear Earth f Thou, that brought'!! Reft to their unthankful Lives, Whofe Cruelty deny'd thee Reft in Death ! Here ftands thy poor Executor, thy Son, That makes his Life Prifcner, to bail thy Death : Who gladlier puts on this Captivity, Than Virgins, long in Love, their Wedding Weeds : Of all that ever thou haft done Good to, Thefe only have good Memories ; for they Remember belt, forget not Gratitude. I thank you for this laft and friendly Love. And, though this Country, like a vip'rous Mother, Not only hath eat up ungratefully All Means of thee her Son, but laft thyfelf, Leaving thy Heir fo bare and indigent, He cannot raife thee a poor Monument, Such as a Flatterer, or an Ufurer hath. Thy Worth, in every honeft Breaft, builds one, Making their friendly Hearts thy Funeral Stone. Pont. Sir! Char. Peace ! O Peace ! This Scene is wholly mine. What ! Weep ye, Soldiers ? Blanch not. Romont weeps. Ha ! let me fee ! my Miracle is eas'd : The Jailors and the Creditors do weep : E'en they that make us weep, do weep themfelvcs. Be thefe thy Body's Balm : Thefe and thy Virtue Keep thy Fame ever odoriferous, Whilft the great, proud, rich, undeferving Man, Alive ftinks in his Vices, and being vanifh'd, The golden Calf that was an Idol, deck'd With Marble Pillars, Jet, and Porphyry, Shall quickly both in Bone and Name confume, Though wrapt in Lead, Spice, Searcloth, and Perfume. j Cred. Sir ! Char. What ! Away, for Shame ! you prophane Rogues Muft not be mingled with thefe holy Reliques : This is a Sacrifrce Our Show'r fhall crown \" Hi T-HE FATAB DOWRY. 2 H His Sepulchre with Olive, Myrrh, and Bays, The Plants of Peace, of Sorrow, Victory ; Your Tears would fpring but Weeds. 1 Cred. Would they fo ? We'll keep them to ftop Bottles then. Rom. No, keep 'em for your own Sins, you Rogues, "Till you repent ; you'il die elfe, and be damn'd. 2 Cred. Damn'd, ha ! ha ! ha ! Rom. Laugh ye ? 3 Cred. Yes faith, Sir , we'ld be very glad To pleafe you either Way. 1 Cred. Ye're! ne'er content, Crying nor laughing. Rom. Both with a Birth (he rogues. 2 Cred. Our Wives, Sir, taught us. Rom. Look, look, you Slaves ! your thanklefs Cru- And lavage Manners of unkind Dijon y [elty, Exhauft thefe Floods, and not his Father's Death, i Cred. 'Slid, Sir ! what would you, you're fo cho- lerick ? i Cred. Moil Soldiers are fo i' faith. Let him alone, they've little elfe to live on ; we've not had A Penny of him, have we ? 3 Cred. 'Slight, would you have our Hearts ? i Cred. We've nothing but his Body here in Durance For all our Money. Prieft. On. Char. One Moment more, But to beflow a few poor Legacies, All I have left in my dead Father's Rights, And I have done. Captain, wear thou thefe Spurs, That yet ne'er made his Horfe run from a Foe. 'Lieutenant, thou this Scarf; and may it tie Thy Valour and thy Honefty together : v For fo it did in him. Enfign, this Cuirafs, Your General's Necklace, once. You gentle Bearers, Divide this Purfe of Gold : This other, ftrew Among the Poor. 'Tis all I have. Romonf, .Wear thou this Medal of himf^lf, that, like 02 A ZTZ THE FATAL DOWRT. A hearty Oak, grew'ft clofe to this tall Pine, E'en in the wildeft \Vildernefs of War, Whereon Foes broke their Swords, and tir'd thetnfelvesj Wounded and haek'd ye were, but never fell'd. For me, my Portion provide in Heaven : My Root is earth'd, and I, a defolate Branch^ Left fcatter'd in the Highway of the World ; Trod under Foot,- that might have been a Colunm Mainly fupporting our demolifh'd Houfe, This would I wear- as my Inheritance. 4 And what Hope can arife to me from it,. When I and it are both here Prifoners E Only may this, if ever we be free, Keep, or redeem me from all Infamy. S O N C. Fie ! ceafe to wonder ! though you hear Orpheus, with his Ivory Lute, Move Trees and Rocks, Sbarm Bulls, Bears, and Men more favage, to be mute Weak foolijh Singer, here is one Would have transformed thyfelf, to Stone. r Cred. No farther ! look to 'em at your own PeriK 2 Cred. No, as they pleafe : Their Matter's a gooc I would they were at the Bermudas. [Man Jailor. You muft no farther. The PrifoH limits you, and the Creditors Exact the Striclnefs. Rom. Out, you wolfifh Mongrels I "Whofe Brains mould be knock'd out, like Dogs in July Left your Infection poifon a whole Town. Char. They grudge our Sorrow. Your ill Wills perforce, Turn now to Charity : They would not have us Walk too far mourning, Ufurer's Relief Grieves^ if the Debtors have to much of Grief. [Exeunt SCENE THE FATAL DOWRY. 2*3 SCENE II. Enter Beaumelle, Florimel, Bellapert. Beaumel. I pr'ythee tell me, Flarimel> why do Women marry ? Flor. Why truly, Madam, I think, to lie with their Hufbands. Bellap. You are a Fool. She lies. Madam 5 Women marry Hufbands, To lie with other Men. Flor. 'Faith, e'en fuch a Woman wilt thou make. By this Light, Madam, this Wagtail will Ipoil you, if you take Delight in her Licence. Beaumel. 'Tis true, Flor.imel, and thou wilt make me too good for a young Lady. What an Electuary found my Father out for his Daughter, when he compounded you two my Women ? for thou, Florimel^ art e'en a Grain too heavy fimply for a Waiting-Gentlewoman. Flor. And thou, Bellapert * a Grain too light. Bellap. Well, go thy Ways, goodly Wifdom, whom no-body regards. I wonder, whether be elder, thou or thy Hood : You think, becaufe you ferve -my Lady's Mother, are thirty-two Years old, which is a Peep^out, you know. Flor. Well faid, Whirligig. Btllap. You are deceived : I want a Peg i* th* Middle, Out of thele Prerogatives ! you think to be Mother of the Maids here, and mortify 'em with Prov: rbs : Go, go, govern the Sweet-meats, and weigh the Sugar, that the Wenches fteal none : Say your Prayers twice a Day, and, as I take it, you have performed your Function. Flor. I may be even with you. Bellap. Hark ! the Court's 4 broke up. Go, help my old Lord out of his Caroch, and fcratch his Head till Dinner-time. Flor. Well. [Exit. Bellap. Fie, Madam ! how you walk! By my Maiden- O 3 head, ai* THE FATAL DOWRY. head, you look feven Years older than you did this Morning : Why, there can be nothing under the Sun valuable, to make you thus a Minute. Beaumel. Ah, my fweet Rellapert ! thou Cabinet To all my Counfels, thou doft know the Caule That makes thy Lady wither thus in Youth. Bellap. Uds-light, enjoy your Wifhes : Whilft I live, One Way or other you mall crown your Will. Would you have him your Hufband that you love, And can't not be ? He is your Servant, though, And may perform the Office of a Hufband. Beaumel. But there is Honour, Wench. ' Bellap. SuchaDifeafe There is indeed, for which ere I would die Beaumel. Pr'ythee, diftinguifh me a Maid and Wife. Bellap. Taith, Madam, one may bear any Man's Children, T'other muft bear no Man's. Beaumel. What is a Hufband ? Bellap. Phyfick, that, tumbling in your Belly, will make you fick i' th' Stomach. The only Diftindtion be- twixt a Hufband and a Servant is, the firft will lie with you, when he pleafes ; the laft mail lie with you, when you pleafe. Pray tell me, Lady, do you love, to marry after ; or would you marry, to love after ? Beaumel. 1 would meet Love and Marriage both at once. Bellap. Why then you are out of the Fafhion, and will be contemn'd : For, I'll afllire you, there are few Women in the World, but either they have married firft, and love after ; or love firft, and married after. You muft do as you may, not as you would : Your Father's Will is the Goal you muft fly to. If a Huf- band approach you, you would have farther off, is he your Love ? the lefs near you. A Hufband in thefe Days is but a Cloak to be oftener laid upon your Bed, phan in your Bed. Beaumel. Hum ! Bellap. Sometimes you may wear him on your Shoul- der j THE FATAL DOWRY, 215 der ; and now and then under your Arm ; but feldom. or never let him cover you ; for 'tis not the Fafhion. Enter Novall, jutt. Pontalicr, Malgtin, Liladam, Aymer. Nov.jun. Belt Day to Nature's Curiofity, Star of Dijon, the Lultre of all France! Perpetual Spring dwell on thy rofy Cheeks, Whofe Breath is Perfume to our Continent, See Flora turn'd in her Varieties. J Bellap. Oh divine Lord ! Nov.jun. No Autumn, nor no Age ever approach This heavenly Piece, which Nature having wrought, She loft her Needle, and did then defpair Ever to work fo lively and fo fair. JJlad. Uds-light, my Lord, one of the Purls of your Band Is, without all Difcipline, fall'n out of his Rank. WGV. jun. How ? I would not for a thoufand Crowns fhe had feen't. Dear Liladam, reform it. Bellap. Oh Lord ! Per fe, Lord ! Quintefience of Honour ! fhe walks not under a Weed that could deny thee any Thing. Beaumel. Pr'ythee Peace, Wench ! thou doft but blow the Fire, that flames too much already. [Liladam and Aymer trim Novall, wbilft Bellapert her Lady. Aymer. By Gad, my Lord, you have the divinefl Taylor in Chriftendom ; he hath made you look like an Angel in your Cloth of Tiffue Doublet. Pont. This is a three legg'd Lord : There's a frefh Affault. Oh ! that Men mould fpend Time thus ! * J See Flora turnd in her Varletiet. Thus it ftands in the old Copies ; but certainly falfe : We ought to read See Flora trim'd in her Varieties. O 4 See, 216 THE FATAL DOWRY. See, fee how her Blood drives to her Heart, and ftraifc vaults to her Cheeks again. Malot. What are theie ? Pont. One of 'em there, the lower, is a good, fool- ifli, knavilh, fociable Gallimaufry of a Man, and has rnuch taught my Lord with Singing , he is Mailer of a Mufick Houfe. The other is his DrelTing-Block, upon whom my Lord lays all his Cloaths, and Fafhions, ere he vouchfafes ? em his own Perfon j you ihall fee him, j'th' Morning in the Galley-foift, at Noon in the Bul- lion, i' th' Evening in Quirpo, and''a,U Night in . Malat, A Baudy-houfe. Pont. If my Lord deny, they deny , if he affirm, they affirm : They fkip into my Lord's caft Skin? fome twice a Year ; and thus they live to eat, eat tq Jive, and live to praife my Lord. Makt. Good Sir, tell me one Thing. Pent. What's chat ? Malot. Dare thefe Men ever fight, on any Caufe ? Pont. Oh, no, 'twould fpoil their Cloaths, and put their Bands out of Order. Nov. jun. Muft you hear the News : Your Father has tefign'd his Prefidentfhip to my Lord my Father. Malot. And Lord Charalois undone for ever. Pont. Troth, 'tis Pity, Sir ! A braver Hope of fo afTur'd a Father Pid never comfort France^ Lilad. A good dumb Mourner. Aymer. A filent Black. Nov. jun. Oh, fie upon him, how he wears his Cloaths 1 As if he had come this Chr$mas from St. Omers 9 To fee his Friends, and return'd after Twelf-tide. Lilad. His Colonel looks finely like a Drover. Nov. jun. That had a Winter lain perdieu i' th' Rain, Aymer. What, he that wears a Clout about his Neck ? J3is Cuffs in's Pocket, and his Heart in's Mouth ? Nov. jun. Now, out upon him ! tyaumel. Servant, tie my Hand. How THE FATAL DOWRY. 217 your Lips blum, in Scorn that they fhould pay- Tribute to Hands, when Lips are in the Way ! Nov. jun. I thus recant ; yet now your Hand looks white, Becaufe your Lips rob'd it of fuch a Right. Monfteur Aymer, I prythee fing the Song Pevoted to rny Miitrefs, \MuJick* SONG, 4 Dialogue between a Man and a Woman, Man. Set Phoebus ! fet\ a fairer Sun doth rife From the bright Radiance of my Miftrefi' Eyes Than ever thou begafjl : I dare not look ; Each Hair a golden Line, each Word a Hook The more I Jlrive, the more Jtill I am took. Worn. Fair Servant I come ; the Day thefe Eyes do lend To warm thy Blood, thou deft fo vainly fpend > Come fir angled Breath. Man. What Note fo facet as this That calls the Spirits to a further Pill's ? Worn. Yet this out-favours Wins, and this Perfume. Man. Let's die^ 1 iaagufi, I confume. After the - T, enter Rochfort and Beaumont. Beaum. i^mont will come, Sir, ftraight. Roch. 'Tis well. Beaumel. My Father. Nov. jun, My honourable Lord. Roch. My Lord Novall ! this is a Virtue in you, So early up and ready before Noon ; That are the Map of Drefllng through all France. Nov. jun. I rife to fay my Prayers, Sir, here's my Saint. Roch. 'Tis well and courtly j you muft give aic Leave, I have fome private Conference with my Daughter, Pray ufe my Garden, you fliall dine with inc. lilad. We'll wait on you. Nov. 28 THE FATAL DOWRY. Nov.jun. Good morn unto your Lordfhip, Remember what you have vow'd [To Beaumelle. [Exeunt all but Rochfort and Beaumelle. Beau. Perform I muft. Rocb. Why how now, Beaumelle^ thou look'ft not well. Th'art fad of late, come cheer thee ; I have found A wholefome Remedy for thefe maiden Fits, A goodly Oak whereon to twift my Vine, Till her fair Branches grow up to the Stars. Be near at Hand, Succefs crown my Intent, My Bufmefs fills my little Time fo full, I cannot ftand to talk : I know, thy Duty Is Handmaid to my Will, efpecially When it prefents nothing but good and fit. Beaum. Sir, I am yours. Oh! if my .Tears prove true, jFate hath wrong'd Love, and will deftroy me too. [Exit Beaumelle. Enter Romont, Keeper. Rom. Sent you for me, Sir , ? Rocb. Yes. Rom. Your Lordfhip's Pleafure ? Rocb. Keeper, this Prifoner I will fee forth coming. Upojj.my Word Sit down, good Colonel. [Exit Keeper, Why I did wiih you hither, noble Sir, Is, to advife you from this Iron Carriage, Which, fo affected, Romont , you will wear, To pity, and to Counfel you fubmit With Expedition to the great Novall : Recant your ftern Contempt, andJlight Neglect Of the whole Court, and him, and Opportunity; Or you will undergo a heavy Cenfurc In public very, fhortly. Rom. Reverend Sir, I have obferv'd you, and do know you well j And am now more afraid you know not me, By wilhing my Submiffion to Novall, Then THE FATAL DOWRY. 219 Then I can be of all the bellowing Mouths That wait upon him to pronounce the Cenfure, Could it determine me to Torments, and Shame. Submit, and crave Forgivenefs of a Bead ? 'Tis true, this Boil of State wears purple TifTue, Is high fed, proud : So is his Lordfhip's Horfe, And bears as rich Caparifons. I know, This Elephant carries on his Back not only Tow'rs, Caftles, but the ponderous Republick, And never ftoops tbr't, with his ftrong Breath Trunk Snuffs other Titles, Lordfhips, Offices, Wealth, Bribes, and Lives, under his ravenous Jaws: What's this unto my Freedom ? I dare die ; And therefore afk this Camel, if thefe Bleffings {For fo they would be underftood by a Man) But mollify one Rudenefs in his Nature, Sweeten the eager Relifh of the Law, At whofe great Helm he fits. Helps he the poor Jn a juft Bufinefs ? Nay, does he not crofs Every deferved Soldier and Scholar, As if, when Nature made him, me had made The general Antipathy of all Virtue ? J-Jow favagely, and blafphemoufly he fpake Touching the General, the grave General dead ! I muft weep, when I think on't. Rocb. Sir. ftom. My Lord, I am not ftubborn : I can melt, you fee, And prize a Virtue better then my Life : For though I be not learn'd, I ever lov'd That holy Mother of all Kibes, good, Whofe white Hand for a Scepter holds a File, To polifh roughed Cuftoms, and in you She has her Right : See ! I am calm as Sleep, J3ut, when I think of the grofs Injuries, The godlefs Wrong done to my General dead, I rave indeed, and could eat this Novall A Soul-lefs Dromedary. Roch. Oh ! be temperate, Sir, 2*0 THE FATAL DOWRY. Sir, though I would perfuade, I'll not conftrain ; Each Man's Opinion freely is his own, Concerning any Thing, or any Body, |Be it right or wrong, 'tis at the Judges Peril, Enter Beaumont. Btaum. Thefe Men, Sir ! wait without , my Lord is come too. Rocb. Pay ? em thofe Sums upon the Table; take Their full Releafes i Stay I want a Witnefs : Let me intreat you, Colonel, to walk in, And ftand but by, to fee this Money paid, It does concern you and your Friends i it was The better Cayfe you were fent for, though faid other* wife. The Deed mail make this my Requeft more plain. Rom. I mall obey your JPleafure, Sir, though ignorant To what it tends ? \Exit Romont, Servant^ Enter Charalois. Rocb. Worthieft Sir, You are moft welcome : Fie, no more of this : You have out-wept a Woman, noble Charalois ! No Man but has, or muft bury a Father. Cbar. Grave Sir ! I buried Sorrow, for his Death, In the Grave with him, I did never think He was immortal though I vow I grieve, And fee no Reafon why the vicious, Virtuous, valiant, and unworthy Men, Should die alike. Rocb. They do not. Cbar. In the Manner, Of dying Sir, they do not, but all die, And therein differ not : But I have done. I fpy'd the lively Picture of my Father, Faffing your Gallery, and that caft this Water Into mine Eyes : See, foolifh that I am, To let it do fo. Rocb. THE FATAL DOWRY. Rocb. Sweet and gentle Nature ! How filken is this well comparatively To other Men ! I have a Suit to you Sir. Char. Take it ; 'tis granted. Rocb. What ? Char. Nothing, my Lord. Rocb. Nothing is quickly granted. Char. Faith, my Lord ! That nothing granted, is even all I have, For, all know, I have nothing left to grant. Rocb. Sir, have you any Suit to me ? I'll grant You fome Thing, any Thing. Char. Nay, furely, I, that can Give nothing, will but fue for that again. No Man will grant me any Thing I lue for. But begging nothing, every Man will give't. Rocb. Sir! the Love I bore your Father, and the Worth I fee in you, fo much refernbling his> Made me thus fend for you. And tender here [Draws a Curtain^ Whatever you will sake, Gold, Jewels, both, All, to fupply your Wants, and free yourfelf. Where heavenly Virtue in high-blooded Veins Is lodg'd, and can agree, Men mould kneel down, Adore, and facrifice all that they have ; And well they may y it is fo fehdom feen. Put off your Wonder, and here freely take Or fend your Servants : Nor, Sir, mail you ufe 1 In aught of this, a poor Man's Fee, or Bribe, Unjuftly taken of the Rich, but what's Directly gotten, and yet by 'the Law. Cbar. How ill, Sir, it becomes thofe Hairs to mock! Rocb. Mock ? Thunder ftrike me then, Cbar. You do amaze me. But you (hall wonder too , I will not take One fingle Piece of this great Heap. Why mould I Borrow, that have not Means to pay , nay, am A very Bankrupt, even in flatt'ring Hope Of ?22 THE FATAL DOWRY, Of ever raifing any. All my begging, Is Romont's Liberty. Enter Romont, Creditors loaden with Money. Beaumont. Rock. Here is your Friend, Enfranchife e'er you fpake. I give him you : And, Cbaralois, I give you to your Friend, As free a Man as he : Your Father's Debts Are taken off. Char. How? Rom. Sir, it is mofi true. I am the Witnefs. 1 Cred. Yes, faith, we are paid. 2 Cred. Heaven blefs his Lordfhip I did think him wifer. 3 Cred. He a Statefman ? He an Afs ^Pay other Men's Debts ? i Cred. That he was never bound for. Rom. One more fuch Would fave the reft of Pleaders. Char. Honour'd Rock fort. Lie ftill my Tongue, and Blufhes, fcal'd my Cheeks, That offer Thanks in Words, for fuch great Deeds. Rocb. Call in my Daughter : Still I have a Suit to you. [Exit Beaumont. Would you requite me. Rom. With his Life, I allure you. Rocb. Nay, would you make me now your Debtor, Sir! ; Enter Beaumelle. This is my only Child : What me appears, Your Lordlhip well may fee her Education, Beatimelle Follows not any : For her Mind, I know it To be far fairer than her Shape, and hope It will continue fo : If now her Birth Be not too mean for Cbaralois, take her This THE FATAL DOWRY. 223 This Virgin by the Hand, and call her Wife, Indow'd with all my Fortunes : Blefs me fo, Requite me thus, and make me happier, In joining my poor empty Name to yours, Then if my 'State were multiplied tenfold. Char. Is this the Payment, Sir, that you expect ? Why, you precipitate me more in Debt, That nothing but my Life can ever pay. This Beauty being your Daughter (in which yours) I muft conceive Neceffity of her Virtue Without all Dowry is a Prince's Aim. Then, as (he is, for poor and worthlefs me How much too worthy ! Waken me, Romont, That I may know I dream'd, and find this vanifh'd. Rom. Sure, I fleep not. Roch. Your Sentence Life or Death. Cbarmi. Fair Beaumelle, can you love me ? Beaum. Yes, my Lord. Enter Noval, jun. Ponta, Malotin, Liladam, Aymer. All falute. Char. You need not queftion me, if I can you. You are the faireft Virgin in Dijon, ' And Rochfcrt is your Father. Nov. jun. What's this Change ? Roch. You met my Wifhes, Gentlemen. Rom. What make Thefe Dogs in Doublets here ? Beaum. A Vifitation, Sir. Char. Then thus, fair BeautneHe ! I write my Faith, Thus feal it in the Sight of Heaven and Men. Your Fingers tie my Heart-ftrings with this Touch, In true-love Knots, which nought but Death mail loofe. And yetthefe Tears (an Emblem of our Loves) Like Cryftal Rivers individually Flow into one another, make one Source, Which never Man diftinguifh, lefs divide : Breath, marry, Breath, and Kifles, mingle Souls, Two $24 THE FATAL D O W R ?, Two Hearts, and Bodies, here incorporate : And, though with little wooing I have won* My future Life fhall be, a wooing Time. And every Day new as the Bridal one. Oh, Sir ! I groan under your Courtefies* More then my Father's Bones under his Wrongs* You, Cw//tt/-like, have thrown into the Gulf, Of this his Country's foul Ingratitude, Your Life and Fortunes, to redeem their Shames. Rocb. No more, my Glory ! come, kt's in, and haftesi This Celebration. Romont, Malotin, Pontalier, Beaumont. All fair Blifs upon it. [Exeunt Rochfort, Charalois, Romont, Beau- mont, Malotin. Nov.jun* Miftrefs ! Beaum. Oh Servant, Virtue ftrengthen me \ Thy Prefence blows round my Affection's Vane : You will undo me, if you fpeak again. [Exit Beaumelle. Lilad. jtym. Here will be Sport for you. This works. [Exeunt Liladam^ Apmr, Nov.jun. Peace! Peace! Pont. One Word, my Lord Novall! Nov.jun. What* thou would'ft Money there. PonT. No, I'll none, I'll not be bought a Slave* A Pander, or a Parafite, for all Your Father's Worth ; though you have fav'd my Life*. Refcu'd me often from my Wants, I muft not "Wink at your Follies ; that will ruin you. You know my blunt Way, and my Love to Truth : Forfake the Purfuit of this Lady's Honour, Now do you fee her made another Man's, And fuch a Man's fo good, fo popular, Or you will pluck a thoufand Mifehiefs on you. The Benefits you've done me, are not loft, Nor caft away, they are purs'd here in my Heart, Bul THE FATAL DOWRY. 22$ fiut let me pay you, Sir, a fairer Way Than to defend your Vices, or to footh 'em. Nov. jun. Ha, ha, ha ! what are my Courfes unto thee? Good CvufmPontetier, meddle with that That fhall concern thyfelf. [Exit Novall. Pont> No more but Scorn ? Move on then, Stars! work your pernicious Will ! Only the wife Rule, and prevent your 111. [Exif. HAUTBOYS. Here a Pajfagc ever tbs Stc.ge, while the AR is playing for the Marriage of Charalois 'with Beaumelle, &c. ACT III. SCENE I. Enter Novall >;;. Bellapert. NovfjiM. CM-Y not to thefe *cufes: Thou haft been J/ Falfe in thy JPromife and, when I have faid Ungrateful, all is fpoke. Bellap. Good my Lord ! but hear me only. Nov. jun. To what Purpofe, Trifler ? Can any Thing that thou canft fay, make void The Marriage? Or thofe Pleafures but a Dream, Which Cbaralois (oh Fenush hath, enjoy'd ? Bellap. I yet could lay, that you receive Advantage In what you think a.Lofs, would you vouchfafe me j That you were never in the Way till now With Safety to arrive at your Defires , That Pleafure makes Love to you, unatpzftded By Danger or Repentance ? Nov. jun. That I could But apprehend one Keafon how this might be, Hope would not then forsake me. Bellap. Trie enjoying Of what you moft defire \ I fay th 1 enjoying VOL. II. P Shall 226 THE FATAL DOWRY. Shall, in the full PolTeffion of your Wifhcs, Confirm that I am faithful. Nov. jun. Give fome Relifh How this may appear poffible. Bellap. I will. Relifh, and tafte, and make the Banquet eafy . You fay my Lady's married I confefs it : That Cbaralois hath enjoyed her 'tis mod true: That with her, he's already Matter of The beft Part of my old Lord's 'State. Still better : -But, that the firft, or laft, fhould be your Hindrance, I utterly deny : For, but obferve me, While me went for, and was, I fwear, a Virgin, What Courtefy could me with her Honour give, Or you receive with Safety take me with you ; When I fay Courtefy, do not think I mean A Kifs ; the tying of her Shoe or Garter ; An Hour of private Conference : Thofe are Trifles. In this Word Courtefy, we, that are Gamefters, point at The Sport direct, where not alone the Lover Brings his Artillery, but ufes it: Which Word expounded to you, fuch a Courtefy Do you expect, and fudden. Nov. jun. But he tafled the firft Sweets, Bellapert ! Bellap. He wrong'd you fhrewdly ; He toil'd to climb up to the Phanix* Neft, And in his Prints leaves your Afcent more eafy. I do not know, you, that are perfect Criticks In Women's Books, may talk of Maidenheads. Nov. jun. But for her Marriage. Bellap. 'Tis a fair Protection 'Gainft all Arrefts of Fear, or Shame for ever. Such as are fair, and yet not foolifh, ftudy To have one at thirteen ; but they are mad That flay till twenty. Then, Sir! for the Pleafure; To fay A-dultery's fweeter, that is ft ale. This only Is not the Contentment more, To fay, this is my Cuckold, than my Rival. More I could fay but, briefly, me doats on you, THE F A T A L D 6 W R s 227 If it prove otherwife, fpare not, poifon me VVith the next Gold you give me. Enter Beaumelle. Beawnel. How's this, Servant? Courting my Woman? Bellap. As an Entrance to The Favour of the Miftrefs : You are together And I am perfect in my Cue. [Going* Beatimel. Stay Bellapert. Bellap. In this, I muft not, with your Leave, obey you* Your Taylor and your Tire-woman wait without And (lay my Couniel* and Direction for Your next Day's DrefTing. I have much to do, Nor will your Ladyfhip, now, Time is precious, Continue idle ; this Choice Lord will find So fit Employment for you. [Exit Bellapert; BeaumeL I mall grow angry. Nov. jun. Not fo i you have a Jewel in her* Madam ! Enter Bellapert; Bellap. I had forgot to tell your Ladyfhip The Clofet is private and your Couch ready j And, if you pleafe that I (hall lofe the Key* But fay fo, and 'tis done. [Exit Bellapert. Beaumel. You come to chide me, Servant ! and bring with you Sufficient Warrant. You will fay, arid truly, My Father found too much Obedience in me, By being won too foon : Yet, if you pleafe But to remember, all my Hopes and Fortunes Had Reverence to this Likening you will grant, That, though I did not well towards you, I yet Did wifely for myfelf. Ntiv- jun. With too much Fervor I have fo long lov'd and ftill love you, Miftrefs ; To efteem that an Injury to me Which was to you convenient j -that is pafl P 2 My 228 THE FATAL DOWRY. My Help, is paft my Cure. You yet may, Lady, In Recompence of all my duteous Service, (Provided that your Will anfwer your Power) Become my Creditrefs. Beaumel. I underftand you , And for Aflurance, the Requefl you make Shall not be long unanfwered, pray you fit, And by what you fhall hear, you'll eafily find, My Pafiions are much fitter, to defire, Than to be fued to. Enter Romont and Florimel. Flor. Sir, 'tis not Envy At the Start my Fellow has got of -me in . My Ladies good Opinion, that's the Motive Of this Difcovery ; but due Payment Of what I owe her Honour. Rom. So I conceive it. Flor. I have obferv'~d too much, nor mail my Silence Prevent the Remedy yonder they are, I dare not be feen with you. You may do What you think 'fit, which will be, I prefume, The Office of a faithful and try'd Friend To my young Lord. [Exit Florimef. Rom. This is no Vifion : Ha ! Nov. jun. With the next Opportunity. Beaumel. By this Kifs, and this, and this. Nov.jttn. That you would ever fwear thus. Rom. If I feem rude, your Pardon, Lady ! youri I do not afk : Come, do not dare to fhew me A Face of Anger, or the lead Diflike, Put on, and fuddenly, a milder Look - y I fhall grow rough, elle. Nov. jun. What have I done, Sir! To draw this harfh unfavory Language from you ? Rom. Done, Popinjay? Why, doft thou think that, if I e'er had dreamt that thou hadil done me Wrong, Thou Ihoul'dft outlive it t Beau- THE FATAL D O W R Y. 229 Beaumel. This is fomething more Than my Lord's Friendship gives Commiffion for. NGI\ jun. Your Prefence and the Place, makes him prefume Upon my Patience. Rom. As if thou e'er wer't angry But with thy Taylor, and yet that poor Shred Can bring more to the making up of a Man, Than can be hop'd from thee : Thou art his Creature, And, did he not each Morning new create thee Thou'dft ftiok and be forgott-eru I'll not change One Syllable more with thee, until thou bring Some Teftimony, under good Mens Hands, Thou art a Chrillian. I fufpeft thee ilrongly, And will be fatisfied : 'Till which Time, keep from me. The Entertainment of your Vifitation Has made w-hat I intended on a Bufinefs. Nov. jun. So we fhall meet Madam ! Rom. Ufe that Leg again, and I'll cut off the other. Nov. jun. Very good. [*// No vail, Rom. What a Perfume the Mufk-cat leaves behind him! Do you admit him for a Property, To fave you Charges Lady ? Beaumel. 'Tis not ufelels, Now you are to fucceed him. Rom. So I refpect you, Not for yourfelf, but in Remembrance of "Who is your Father, and whole Wife you now are, That I choofe rather not to underftand Your natty Scott than, BeaumeL What, you will not beat me, If I expound it to you. Here's a Tyrant Spares neither Man nor Woman. Rom. My Intents, Madam, deferve not this -, nor do I fray To be the Whetftone of your Wit : Preferve it To fpend on fuch, as know how to admire Such colour'd Stuff. In me there is, now fpeaks to you P 3 As 3P THE FATAL DOWRY. AS true a Friend and Servant to your Honour, And one that will with as much Hazard guard it, As ever Man did Goodnefs.T-r But then Lady ! You mud endeavour, not alone to be, But to appear, worthy fuch Love and Service, Beaumel. To what tends this ? Rom. Why, tp this Purpofe, Lady ! I do defire you mould prove fuch a Wife TO Cbaralois (and fuch a one he Merits) As C*/or, did he Jive, could not except at, Not only innocent from Crime, but free From all Taint and Sufpicion. Beaumel. They are bafe that judge meotherwife, Rom. But yet, be careful ! Detraction's a bold Mpnfter, and fears not To wound the Fame of Princes, if it find But any Blemifh in their Lives to work on : But I'll be plainer with you : Had the People Been learn'd to fpeak, but what even now I faw, Their Malice out of that would raife an Engine To overthrow your Honour. In my Sight, With yonder painted Fool I frighted from you s You us'd Familiarity beyond A modeft Entertainment : You embrac'd him With too much Ardour for a Stranger, and Met him with KilTes neither chafte nor comely '< But learn you to forget him, as I will Your Bounties to him -, you will find it fafer Rather tp be uncourtly, then imniodeft. Beaumel. This pretty Rag about your Neck (hews well, And, being coarfe and little Worth, it fpeaks you As terrible as thrifty. Rom. Madam ! Beaumel. Yes. And this ftrong Belt in which you hang your Honour Will out-laft twenty Scarfs. Rom. What mean you, Lady ? Beaumel. And all elfe about you Cap-a-pe, So uniform in Spite of Handfomenefs, Shews THE FATAL DOWRY. 231 Shews fuch a bold Contempt of Comelinefs, That 'tis not ftrange your Laundrefs in the League, Grew mad with Love of you. Rom. Is my free Counfel Anfwer'd with this ridiculous Scorn ? Eeaumel Thefe Objects Stole very much of my Attention from me ; Yet fomething I remember, to fpeak Truth, Deliver'd gravely, but to little Purpofe, That almoft would have made me fwear fome Curate Had flol'n into the Perfon of Romont, And, in the Praife of Good-wife Honeily, Had read an Homily. Rom. By this Hand. Eeaumel. And Sword ; I will make up your Oath, 'twill want Weight elle. You're angry with me, and poor I laugh at it. Do you come from the Camp, which affords only The Converfation of -cad Suburb Whores, To fet down to a Lady of my Rank, Limits of Entertainment ? Rom. Sure a Legion has poffeft this Woman. Eeaumel. One Stamp more would do well : Yet I de- fire not You fhould grow Horn mad, till you have a Wife. You are come to warm Meat, and perhaps clean Linen : Feed, -wear it, and be thankful. For me, know, That, though a thoiifand Watches were fet on me f And you the Mafter-fpy, I yet would ufe . The Liberty that belt likes me. I will revel, Feaft, kifs, embrace. Perhaps, grant larger Favours. Yet fuch as live upon my Means, mall know They muft not murmur at it. If my Lord Be now grown yellow, and has chofe out you To ferve his Jealoufy that Way, tell him this, You've fomething to inform him. [Exit Beaumelle.. Rom. And I will. Believe it, wicked one, I will. Hear, Heaven! But, hearing, pardon me : If thefe Fruits grow, Upon the Tree of Marriage, let me (hun it, P 4 As 232 THE FATAL DOWRY, Asa forbidden Sweet. An Heir and rich, Young, beautiful yet add to this a Wife, And I will rather choofe a Spital Sinner Carted an Age before, though three Parts rotten, And take it for a Bleffing, rather than Be fettcr'd to the hellifh Slavery 4 Of fuch an Impudence. Enter Beaumont with Writings. Beaum. Colonel! good Fortune To meet you thus : You look fad, but I'll tell you Something that fhall remove it. Oh, how happy Is my Lord Cbalarois in his fair Bride ! Rom. A happy Man, indeed ! pray you in what ? Beaum. I dare 1 wear, you would think fo good a Lady, A Dower fufficient. Rom. No doubt. But on. Beaum. So fair, fo chafte, fo virtuous : Indeed All that is excellent. Rom. Women have no Cunning to gull the World. Beaum. Yet, to all thefe, my Lord, Her Father gives the full Addition of All he does now pofTefs in Burgundy : Thefe Writings to confirm it, are new feaPd, And I moft fortunate topreient him with them, I muft go feek him out, can you direct me ? Rom. You'll find him breaking a young Horfe, Beaum. 1 thank you, [Exit Beaumont. * In an Advertifement prefixed to the Bond-man, which was revived in 1710, we are told that Mr. Reive had revis'd the Works of Naf- Jingcr, and did intena to publifn them ; I am apt to think this Afler- tion true, and that Mr. jl.-i.ve was a great Admirer of our Author, his excellent Pia f - of the Fair Penitent being founded on the Tragedy now before us. The beautiful Scene between Horaiia and Calijla is evi- dently copied from the foregoing, as is that between Altamont and/fc* ratia in the third Aft where they quarrel, from the laft Scene of this j The curious Reader may not be difagreeably amufed in comparing many other fimiiar Parts of thefe excellent Tragedies together. Rom, THE FATAL DOWRY. 233 Rom. I muft do fomething worthy Char aids Friend- fhip. If me were well inclin'd, to keep her fo Peferv'd not Thanks : And yet, to flay a Woman J Spur'd headlong by hot Luft to her own Ruin Is harder than to prop a falling Tower With a deceiving Reed. Enter Rochfort. Roch. Some one feek for me, As foon as he Returns. Rom. Her Father ? ha I- How if I break this to him ? Sure it cannot Meet with an ill Conftruction. His Wifdom, Made powerful by th* Authority of a Father, Will warrant and give Privilege to hisCounfels. It fhall be fo My Lord! Roch. Your Friend, Romont : Would you aught with me ? Rom. I (land fo engag'd To your fo many Favours, that I hold it A Breach in Thankfulnefs, mould I not difcover, Though with fome Imputation to myfelf, All Doubts that may concern you. Roch. The Performance Will make this Proteftation worth my Thanks. i To flay a Woman Spur'd HeadLngt by hot Lujl, &c. Thus in the Plflure. It is more Impoflible in Nature for grofs Bodies Defcending of themfelves, to hang in the Air, Or wiih my (ingle Arm to underprop A falling Tower ; nay, in its violent Courfe To flop the Lighrning, than to (lay a Woman, Hurried by uvo Furies, Luft and Falfhood, In her full Career to Wickcdncfs, Aft 4. Scene x . 234 THE FATAL DOWRY. Rom. Then, with your Patience, lend me your At- tention : For what I muft deliver, whifper'd only, You will with too much Grief receive. Enter Beaumelle, Bellapert. BemimeL See, Wench! Upon my Life as I forefpake, he's now- Preferring his Complaint : But be thou perfect, And we will fit him. Bellap. Fear not me, pox on him * A Captain turn Informer againft kifling^ Would he were hang'd up in his rufty Armour! But, if our freQi Wits cannot turn the Plots Of fuch a mouldy Murrion on itfelf ; Rich Cloaths, choice Fare, and a true Friend at a Call, With all the PJeafures the Night yields, forfake us. Rocb. This in my Daughter? Do not wrong her. Bellap. Now begin. The Games a-foot, and we in Diftance. Beaumel. 'Tis thy Fault, foolifh Girl ! pin on my Veil, I will not wear thofe Jewels. Am I not Already rnatch'd beyond my Hopes ? Yet ftill You prune and fetme forth, as if I were Again to pleafe a Suiter. Bellap. 'Tis the Courfe That our great Ladies take. Rom. A weak Excufe 1 Beaumel. Thofe that are better feen, in what concerns A Lady's Honour and fair Fame, condemn it. You wait well : in your Abfence, my Lord's Friend, The underftanding, grave, and wife Romont. Rom. Muft I be ftill her Sport ? \Afide. JSeaumel. Reprove me for it. And he has travell'd to bring home a Judgment Not to be contradicted. You will fay My Father, that owes more to Years than he, Has brought me up to Mufick, Language, Courtmip, And I muft ufe them. True, but not t' offend, /Or render me fufpected. Rocb* THE FATAL D 9 W R Y. 235 Roch. Does your fine Story begin from this ? Beaumel. I thought a parting Kifs JFrom young ffovall would have difpleas'd no more Than heretofore it hath done , but I find J muft reftrain fuch Favours now ; look therefore, As you are careful to continue mine, That I no more be vifited. I'll endure The ftrifteft Courfe of Life that Jealoufy Can think fecure enough, ere my Behaviour Shall call my Fame in Queftion. Rom. Ten Diflemblers Are in this fubtle Devil. You believe this? Roch. So far, that if you trouble me again With a Report like this, I mall not only Judge you malicious in your Difpofition, But ftudy to repent what I have done To fuch a Nature, Rom. Why, 'tis exceeding well. Roch. And for you, Daughter, off with this ; off with it : I have that Confidence in your Goodnefs, I, That I will not confent to have you live Like to a Reclufe in a Cloyfter : Go, Call in the Gallants, let them make you merry, Ufe all fit Liberty. Bellap. Blefling on you. If this new Preacher with the Sword and Feather Could prove his Doctrine for Canonical, We (hou|d have a fine World. [Exit Bellapert. Rocb. Sir, if you pleafe To bear yourfelf as fits a Gentleman, The Houfe is at your Service ; but, if not, Though you feek Company elfewhere, your Abfence Will not be much lamented [Exit Rochfort. Rom. If this be The Recompence of driving to preferve A wanton Gigglet honeft, very ihortly 'Twill make all Mankind Panders. Do you fmile, Good Lady Loofenefs ? Your whole Sex is like you, And 23<5 THE $*ATAL DOWRY. And that Man's mad that feeks to better any : What new Change have you next ? Beaumel. Oh, fear not you, Sir ! I'll fhift into a Thoufand, but I will Convert your Herefy-. Rom. What Herefy ? fpeak ! Beaumel. Of keeping a Lady that is married, From entertaining Servants. Enter Novall, jun. Malotin, Liladam, Aymer, Pon- talier. O, you're welcome. Ufe any Means to vex him, And then with Welcome follow me, [Exit Beaumel. Nov. jun. You are tir'd With your grave Exhortations, Colonel i Lilad. How is it ? Faith, your Lordfhip may do well To help him to fome Church-Preferment : 'Tis Now the Fafhipn, for Men of all Conditions, However they have liv'd, to end that Way. Aymer. That Face would do well in a Surplice. Rom. Rogues, be filent or Pont. S'Death ! will you fuffer this ? Rom. And you, the Matter Rogue, the Coward Rafcal, I fhall be with you ,fuddenly, Nov. jun. Pontalier^ If I mould ftrike him, I know I mall kill him : And therefore I would have thee beat him, for He's good for nothing elfe. Lilad. His Back Appears to me, as it would tire a Beadle. And then he has a knotted Brow, would bruife A court-like Hand to touch it. Aymer. He looks like A Currier when his Hide's grown dear. Pont. Take heed he curry not fome of you. Nov. jun. Gads me ! he's angry. Rom. I break no Jefts, but I can break ray Sword About your Pates. Enter THE FATAL DOWRY. 237 Enter Charalois and Beaumont. Ulad. Here's more. Aymer. Come let's be gone ! We are beleaguer'd. Nw.jun. Look, they bring up their Troops. Pont. Will you fit down with this Difgrace ? You are abus'd moft groQy. Ulad. I grant you, Sir, we are ; and you would have Stay and be more abus'd [us Nov.jun. My Lord, I'm forry Your Houfe is fo inhofpitable, we muft quit it. [Exeunt. Manent Charalois, Romont. Char. Pr'ythee, Romont, what caus'd this Uproar ? Rom. Nothing. They laugh'd, and us'd their fcurvy Wits upon me. Char. Come, 'tis thy jealous Nature : But I wonder That you, which are an honeft Man, and worthy, Should fofter this Sufpicion. No Man laughs, No one can whifper, but thou apprehend'ft His Conference and his Scorn reflects on thee. For my Part, they mould feoff their thin Wits out, So I not heard them j beat me, not being there. Leave, Jeave thefe Fits to confcious Men, to fuch As are obnoxious to thofe foolifh Things As they can gibe at. Rom. Well, Sir! Char. Thou art known Valiant without Defect, rightly defin'd, Which is (as fearing to do Injury, As tender to endure it) not a Brabbler, A Swearer. Rom. Pifli, pifli ! What needs this, my Lord ? If I be known none fuch, how vainly you Do caft away good Counfel ? I have lov'd you, And yet muft freely fpeak : So young a Tutor Fits not fo old a Soldier as I am. And I muft tell you, 'twas in your" Behalf I grew * 3 * THE FATAL D 6 W & , I grew enrag'd thus ; yet had rather die Than open the great Caufe a Syllable further. Char. In my Behalf? Wherein hath Charalvis Unfitly fo demean'd himfelf, to give The leaft Occafion to the loofeft Tongue To throw Afperfions on him ? Or fo weakly Protected his own Honour, as it mould Need Defence from any but himfelf? They're Fools that judge me by my outward Seeming 5 "Why mould my Gentlenefs beget Abufe ? The Lion is not angry that does deep, Nor every Man a Coward that can weep, For God's Sake fpeak the Caufe. Rom. Not for the World. Oh ! it will ftrike Difeafe into your Bones, Beyond the Cure of Phyfick ; drink your Blood, Rob you of all your Reft, contract your Sight, Leave you no Eyes but to fee Mifery, And of your own ; nor Speech, but to wifh thus, Would I had perim'd in the Prifon's jaws, From whence I was redeemed ! *Twill wear you oldj Before you have Experience in that Art, That caufes your Affliction. Char. Thou doft ftrike A deathful Coldnefs to my Heart's high Heat, And fhrink'ft my Liver like the Calenture. Declare this Foe of mine, and Life's, that like A Man I may encounter and fubdue it. It fhall not have one fuck Effect in me, As thou denounced : With a Soldier's Arm, If it be Strength, I'll meet it : If a Fault Belonging to my Mind, I'll cut it off With mine own Reafon, as a Scholar mould.- Speak, though it make me monftrous, Rom. I'll die firft. Farewel ! continue merry, and high Heaven Keep your Wife chafte. Char. Hum ! Stay and take this Wolf Out of my Breaft, that thou haft lodg'd there, or For ever lofe me. Rom. THE FATAL DOWRY. 39 Rom. Lofe not, Sir, yourfelf, And I will venture fo the Door is faft. [Locks tbt Door. Now, noble Cbarakis, colled yourfelf ; Summon your Spirits ; mufter all your Strength That can belong to Man ; fift Pafiion From ev'ry Vein, and, whatfoe'er enfues, Upbraid not me hereafter, as the Caufe of Jcaloufy, Difcontent, Slaughter and Ruin : Make me not Parent to Sin : You will know This Secret that I burn with. Cbar. Devil on't, What mould it be ? Romany I hear you wifh My Wife's Continuance of Chaftity. Rom. There was no Hurt in that. Cbar. Why ? do you know A Likelihood or Poflibility unto the contrary ? Rom. I know it net, but doubt it i thefe the Grounds. The Servant of your Wife now, young Novall 9 The Son unto your Father's Enemy (Which aggravates my Prefumption the more) I have been warn'd of, touching her ; nay, feen them Tie Heart to Heart, one in another's Arms, Multiplying Kifles, as if they meant To 'pofe Arithmetic, or whofe Eyes would Be firft burnt out with gazing on the other's. 1 faw their Mouths engender, and their Palms Glew'd, as if Love had lock'd them ; their Words flow And melt each others, like two circling Flames, Where Chaftity, like a Phoenix, methought, burn'd, But left the World nor Ames, nor an Heir. Why ftand you filent thus ? What cold dull Flegm, As if you had no Drop of Choler mix'd In your whole Conftitudon, thus prevails, To fix you now thus ftupid, hearing this ? Char. You did not fee 'em on my Couch within, Like George a Horfe-back, on her, nor a-bed ? Rom. No. Cbar. Ha! ha! Rent. 140 THE FATAL DOWRY, Rom. Laugh you ? E'en fo did your Wife* And her indulgent Father. Cbar. They were wife. Would'ft ha' me be a Fool ? Rom. No, but a Man. Cbar. There is no Dram of Manhood to fufpeclj On fuch thin airy Circumilance as this Mere Compliment and Courtfhip. Was this Tale The hideous Mbnfter which you fo conceal'd ? Away, thou curious Impertinent, And idle Searcher of fuch lean nice Toys ! Go, thou feditious Sower of Debate! Fly to fuch Matches, where the Bridegroom doubts : He holds not Worth Enough to countervail The Virtue and the Beauty of his Wife. Thou buzzing Drone, that 'bout my Ears doft hurrtj To ftrike.thy rankling Sting into my Heart, Whofe Venom, Time nor Medicine could affwage. Thus do J put thee off, and, confident In mine own Innocency and Defert, Dare not conceive her fo unreafonable, To put Neva/I in Balance againft me, . An Upftart, cran'd up to the Height he has. Hence, Bufybody ! thou'rt no Friend to me, That muft be kept to a Wife's Injury. Rom. Is't poffible ? Farewel, fine, honeft Man I Sweet temper'd Lord, adieu ! What Apoplexy Hath knit Senfe up ? Is this Romont's Reward ? Bear Witnefs, the great Spirit of thy Father, With what a healthful Hope I adminifter This Potion that hath wrought fo virulently I I not accufe thy Wife of Act, but would Prevent her Precipice to thy Difhonour, Which now thy tardy Sluggifhnefs will admit ! Would I had feen thee grav'd with thy great Sire* Ere live to have Mens marginal Fingers point At Ckaralois, as a lamented Story. An Emperor put away his Wife for touching Another Man ; but thou wouldft have thine tatted And THE FATAL DOWRY. 241 And keep her, I think, Phoh ! I am a Fire To warm a dead Man, that wafte out myfelf. Blood What a Plague, a Vengeance, is't to me, If you will be a Cuckold ? Here I mew A Sword's Point to thee ; this Side you may mun, Or that, the Peril j if you will run on, I cannot help it. Char. Didft thou never fee me Angry, Romont ? Rom. Yes, and purfue a Foe Like Lightning. Char. Pr'ythee fee me fo no more. I can be fo again. Put up thy Sword, And take thyfelf away, left I draw mine. Rom. Come, fright. your Foes with this, Sir! lam your\Friend, And dare ftand by you thus. Char. Thou'rt not my Friend ; Or being fo, thou'rt mad. I muft not buy Thy Friend/hip at this Rate , had I juft Cauie, Thou know'ft I durft purfue luch Injury Through Fire, Air, Water, Earth, nay, were they all Shuffled again to Chaos ; but there's none. Thy Skill, Romont, confifts in Camps, not Courts. Farewel, uncivil Man ! Jet's meet no more. Here our long Web of Friendship I untwift. Shall I go whine, walk pale, and lock my Wife For nothing, from her Birth's free Liberty, That open'd mine to me ? Yes ; if I do The Name of Cuckold, then, dog me with Scorn. I am a Frenchman, no Italian born. [Exit. Rom. A dull Dutch rather : Fall and cool my Blood! Boil not in Zeal of thy Friend's Hurt fo high, That is folow, and cold himfelf in't ! Woman, How ftrong art thou ! how eafily beguil'd ! How thou doft rack us by the very Horns ! Now Wealth, I fee, change Manners, and the Man. Something I muft do mine own Wrath to affuage, And note my Friendihip to an After-age. [Exit. VOL. II. C ACT 242 THE FATAL DOWRY. A C T IV. S C E N E I. Enter Novall jun. as newly dreffed, a Taylor, Barber, Perfumer, Liladam, Aymer, Page. Nov. jun. JL /TEND this a little : Pox ! thou haft burnt iVJL me - Oh! fie upon't! O lard! he has made me fmeli, for all the World, like a Flax, or a red- headed Woman's Chamber: Powder, Powder, Powder. Per/. Oh, fweet Lord ! [Novall fits in a Chair, Barber orders bis Hair, Perfumer gives Powder, Taylor fets his Cloaths. Page, That's his Perfumer, Tflyl. Oh, dear Lord ! Page. That's his Taylor. Nov. jun. Monfieur Liladam ! Aymer! how allow you the Model of thefe Cloaths ? Aymer. Admirably, admirably ; oh fweet Lord ! af- furedly it's Pity the Worms mould eat thee. Page. Here's a fine Cell -, a Lord, a Taylor, a Per- fumer, a Barber, and a Pair of Monfieurs : Three to three, as little Wit in the one, as Honefty in the other. S'foot I'll into the Country again, learn to fpeak Truth, drink Ale, and converfe with my Father's Tenants ; here I hear nothing all Day, but upon my Soul ! as I am a Gentleman, and an honeft Man ! Aymer. I vow and affirm, your Taylor muft needs be an expert Geometrician ; he has the Longitude, Lati- tude, Altitude, Profundity, every Dimenfion of your Body, fo exquifitely. Here's a Lace laid as directly, as if Truth were a Taylor. Page. That were a Miracle. Lilad. With a Hairs Breadth's Error, there's a Shoul- der-Piece cut, and the Bafe of a Pickadille 6 in puntfs. . 6 A Pickadil (Dutch) the Hem about the Skirt of * Garment. Aymer. THE FATAL DOWRY. 243 Aymer. You are right, Monfieur! his Veflments fit jjs it" they grew upon him ; or Art had wrought 'em on the fame Loom, as Nature fraTti'd his Lord/hip; as if your Taylor were deeply read in Aftrology, and had taken Meafure of your honourable Body, wi'th &Jacob\ Staff, an Epbimendes. Taylor. I am bound t'ye, Gentlemen ! Page. You are deceiv'd ; they'll be bound to you : You muft remember to truft 'em none. Nov. jun-. Nay, 'faith, thou art a reafonable, neat Ar- tificer, give the Devil his Due. Page. I, if he would but cut the Coat according to the Cloth ftill. Nov. jun. I now want only my Miftrefs's Approbation, who is, indeed, the moft polite punctual Queen of Dr'ef- fing in all Burgundy. Pah, and makes all other young Ladies appear as if they came from board laft Week out of the Country ; is't not true, Liladam ? Lilad. True, my Lord ! as if any Thing your Lord- Ihip could fay, could be other wife then true. Nov. jun. Nay, O my Soul, 'tisfo, what fouler Object in theWorld, than to fee a young, fair, hsndfome Beauty, unhandfomely dighted and incongruently accouter'd ; or a hopeful Chevalier, unmethodically appointed, in the external Ornaments of Nature ? For, even as the Index tells us the Contents of Stories, and directs to the parti- cular Chapters, even fo does the outward Habit and fu- perficial Order of Garments, (in Man or Woman) give us a Tafte of the Spirit, and demonstratively Point (as it were a manual Note from the Margin) all the internal Quality, and Habiliment of the Soul; and there cannot be a more evident, palpable, grofs Manifellation of poor, degenerate, dunghilly Blood, and Breeding, than a rude, unpolifh'd, diforder'd and flovenly Outfide. Page. An admirable Lecture! oh, all you Gallants, that hope to be faved by your Cloaths, edify, edify ! Aymer. By the Lard, iwei-t l^ard 1 thou dderv'ft a Penfion o'the State. Q^2 Page. 244 THE FATAL DOWRY. Page. Oth' Taylors, two fuch Lords were able to ipread Taylors o'er the Face of a whole Kingdom. Nov. jun. 'Pox a this Glafs ! it flatters. >! could find in my Heart to break it. Page. O, fave the Glafs, my Lord ! and break their Heads : They are the greater Flatterers, I allure you. Aymer. Flatters, detracts, impairs. Yet, put it by, Left thou, dear Lord, NarciJ/us-like, mould doat Upon thyfelf, and die ; and rob the World Of Nature's Copy, that me works Form by. Lilad. Oh ! that I were the Infanta Queen of Europe! Who but thyfelf, fweet Lord, mould marry me! ^ Nov. jun. I marry ? Were there a Queen o'th* World, not I. Wedlock? No Padlock, Horfe-Lock, I wear Spurs [He capers. To keep it off my Heels ; yet, my Aymer! Like a free, wanton Jennet i'th' Meadows, I look about, and neigh, take Hedge and Ditch, Feed in my Neighbour's Paftures ; pick my Choice Of all their fair-mane'd Mares : But married once, A Man is flak'd, or poun'd, and cannot graze Beyond his own Hedge. Enter Pontalier, and Malotin. Pont. I have waited, Sir ! Three Hours to fpeak with you, and take it not well, Such Magpies are admitted, whilft I dance Attendance. Lilad. Magpies ? What d'ye take me for ? Pont. A long Thing with a moft unpromifing Face. Aymer. I'll ne'er aflc him what he takes me for. Malot. Do not, Sir ! For he'll go near to tell you. Pont. Art not thou a Barber-Surgeon ? Barb. Yes, Sirrah! why? Pont. My Lord is forely troubled with two Scabs. Lilad. Aymer. Humph Pont. I prythee, cure him of 'em. Nov. THE FATAB DOWRY. 245 Nov. jun. Pifh! no more ; Thy Gall fure's overthrown : Thefe are my Council, And we were now in ferious Difcourfe. Pont. Of Perfume and Apparel. Can you rife, And fpend five Hours in Dreffing-Talk with thefe ? Nov. jun. Thould'ft have me be a Dog : Up, ftretch, and (hake, And ready for all Day. Pont. Sir ! would you be More curious in preferving of your Honour Trim, 'twere more manly. I am come to wake Your Reputation from this Lethargy You let it (leep in ; to perfuade, importune, Nay, to provoke you, Sir ! to call to Account This Colonel Romont, for the foul Wrong, Which, like a Burthen, he hath laid on you, And, like a drunken Porter, you deep under. 'Tis all the Town-Talk, and, believe, Sir, If your tough Senfe perfift thus, you're undone, Utterly loft; you will be fcorn'd and baffled By every Lacquey -, feafon now your Youth With one brave Thing, and it mail keep the Odour Even to your Death, beyond ; and on your Tomb, Scent like fweetOils and Frankincenfe : Sir! this Life Which once you fav'd, I ne'er fmce counted mine ; I borrow'd it of you, and now will pay it ; I tender you the Service of my Sword To bear your Challenge ; if you'll write, your Fate. I'll make mine own : What e'er betide you, I, That have liv'd by you, by your Side will die. Nov. jun. Ha ! ha ! would'ft ha* me challenge poor Romont : Fight with clofe Breeches ? Thou may'ft think I dare not. Do not miftake me, Coze I'm very valiant ; But Valour (hall not make me fuch an Afs. What Ufe is there of Valour, now-a-days ? 'Tis fure, or to be kill'd, or to be hang'd. Fight thou as thy Mind moves thee -, 'tis thy Trade : Thou 246 THE FATAL DOWRY. Thou haft nothing elfe to dp. Fight with Romont ? No, I'll not fight under a Lord. Pont. Farewell, Sir ! I pity you. Such loving Lords walk their dead Honour's Graves, For no Companions fit, but Fools and Knaves. Come Malotin. [Exeunt Pontalier, Malotin. Enter Romont. Lilad. , 'Sfoot, Colbrar.d) the low Giant. Aymer. He has brought a Battle in his Face, let's go. Page. Colbrand) d'ye call him ? He'll make feme of you fmoak, I believe. Rom. By your Leave, Sirs! Aymer. Are you a Confort ? 7 Rom. D'ye take me for A Fidler ? y'are deceiv'd: Look. I'll pay you. [Kicks 'em. Page. It Teems he knows you one, he bumfiddles you fo. Lilad. Was there ever fo bafe a Fellow ? Aymer. A Rafcal ! Lilad. A molt uncivil Groom ! Aymer. Offer to kick a Gentleman in a Nobleman's Chamber ? A Fox p' your Manners. Lilad. Let him alone, let him alone, thou malt lofe thy Arm, Fellow ! if we ftir againft thee, hang us. Page. 'Sfoot, I think they have the better on him, though they be kick'd, they talk fo. Lilad. Let's leave the mad Ape. Nov.jun. Gentlemen! Lilad.' Nay, my Lord ! we will not offer to difnonour you fo much as to (lay by you, fmce he's alone. 7 Aym. dre you a Cwferf, &c. :. t. Come you here to be play'd on. Thus in Raima* Tyb. Meraifio, thou conforc'ft with Romeo Mrr. Confort ! what doit thou make us Minftrel", if thou make MirJirels of us, look to hear nothing but Difcords, &c. Aft 3, Scene i. Nov. THE FATAL DOWRY. 247 Nov. jun. Hark you. Aymcr. We doubt the Caufe, and will not difparage you, fb much as to take your Lordfhip's Quarrel in Hand. Plague on him, how he has crumpled our Rands. Page, I'll e'en away with 'em, for this Soldier beats Man, Woman, and Child. \Exeunt all but No vail and Romont. Nov. jun. What mean you, Sir ? My People,-^- Rom. Your Boy's gone, [Locks the Door. And Door's iock'd, yet for no Hurt to you, But privacy : Call up your Blood again 9 Sir ! Be not afraid, I do befeech you, Sir ! And therefore, come, without more Circumftance, Tell me how far the Paflages have gone 'Twixt you, and your fair Miftrefs Beaumelk. Tell me the Truth, and, by my Hope of Heaven, It never (hall go farther. Nov. jun. Tell you ? Why, Sir ? Are you my Confefibr ? Rom. I will be your Confounder, if you do not. [Draws a Pocket Dagger. Stir not, nor fpend your Voice. Nov. jun. What will you do ? Rom. Nothing but line your Brain-pan, Sir ! with Lead, If you not fatisfy me fuddenly, I'm defperate of my Life, and command yours. Nov. Jan. Hold ! hold ! I'll fpeak. I vow to Heaven and you, She's yet untouch'd, more than her Face and Hands. I cannot call her innocent ; for, I yield, On my follicitous Wrongs me contented, Where Time and Place met Opportunity To grant me all Requefts. Rom. But, may I build On this Afiurance ? Nov. jun. As upon your Faith. - 248 THE FATAL DOWRY. Rom. Write this, Sir ! nay, you muft. [Draws Inkhorn and Paper. Nov. jun. Pox of this Gun. Rsm. Withail, Sir ! you muft fwear, and put your Oath Under your Hand, (fhakenot) ne'er to frequent This Lady's Company ; nor ever fend Token, or Mefiage, or Letter, to incline This (too much prone already) yielding Lady. Nov. jun. 'Tis done, Sir ! Rom. Let me fee, this firft is right ; And here you vvifh a fudden Death may light Upon your Body, and Hell take your Soul, If ever more you fee her, but by Chance, Much lefs allure her. Now, my Lord ! your Hand. Nov. jun* My Hand to this ? Rom. Your Heart elfe, I aflure you. Nov. jun. Nay, there 'tis. Rom. So, keep this lafl Article Of your Faith given, and 'flead of Threat'nings, Sir ! The Service of my Sword and Life is yours : But not a Word of it, 'tis Fairies Treafure ; Which, but reveal'd, brings on the Blabbers Ruin. Ufe your Youth better, and this excellent Form Heav'n hath beflow'd upon you. So, good Morrow to your Lordfhip. [Exit. Nov. jun. Good Devil to your Roguefhip. No Man's fa'fe. I'll have a Cannon planted in my Chamber, Againft fuch roaring Rogues. Enter Bellapert. Bellap. My Lord, away! The Coach flays : Now have your Wifh, and judge, If I have been forgetful. Nov. jun. Ha! Bellap. D'ye Hand Hurnming and hawing now? [Exit. ' Nov. THE FATAL DOWRY. 249 Nov. jun. Sweet Wench, 1 come. Hence Fear, 1 fwore, that's all one ; my next Oath I'll keep That I did mean to break, and then 'tis quit. No Pain is due to Lover's Perjury : If Jove himfelf laugh at it, fo will I. [Exit Novall. SCENE II. Enter Charalois, Beaumont, Beaum. I grieve for the Diftafte Though I have Manners, Not to inquire the Caufe fall'n out between Your Lordlhip and Rotnonf. Char. I love a Friend, So long as he continues in the Bounds Prefcrib'd by Friendfhip ; but, when he ufurps Too far what is proper to mylelf, And puts the Habit of a Governor on, I muft and will preferve my Liberty. But fpeak of fomething elfe, this is a Theme I take no Pleafure in : What's this Aymer. Whofe Voice for Song, and excellent Knowledge in The chiefeft Parts of Mufick, you beftow Such Praifes on ? Beaum. He is a Gentleman, (For fo his Quality fpeaks him) well receiv'd Among our greateft Gallants ; but yet holds His main Dependance from the young Lord NovalL Some Tricks and Crotchets he has in his Head, As all Muficians have, and more of him I dare not author : But, when you have heard him, I may prefume, your Lordfhip fo will like him, That you'll hereafter be a Friend to Mufick. Char. I never was an Enemy to't, Beaumont \ Nor yet do I fubfcribe to the Opinion Of thofe old Captains, that thought nothing mufical, But Cries of yielding Enemies, Neighing of Horfes, Clafhing THE FATAL DOWRY. Clafhing of Armour, loud Shouts, Drums, and Trum- pets : Nor, on the other Side, in Favour of it, Affirm the World was made by mufical Difcord, Or that the Happinefs of our Life confiils In a well vary'd Note upon the Lute : J love it to the Worth of it, and no farther, But, let us fee this Wonder. Beaum, He prevents my calling of him. Ejiter Aymer,, Aymer. Let the Coach be brought To the Back Gate, and ferve the Banquet up : My good Lord Charalois ! I think my Houle Much honour'd in your Prefence. Char. To have Means To know you better, Sir, has brought me hither A willing Vifitant ; and you'll crown my Welcome In making me a Witnefs to your Skill, Which, crediting from others, I admire. Aymer. Had I been one Hour fooner made acquainted With your Intent, my Lord, you mould have found me Better provided : Now, fuch a? it is, Pray you grace with your Acceptance. Beaum. You are modeft. \Aymer. Begin the laft new Air. Char. Shall we not fee them ? Aymer. This little Diftance from the Inftruments Will to your Ears convey the Harmony With more Delight. Char. I'll not contend. Aymer. Y'are tedious, By this Means fhall I with one Banquet pleafe Two Companies, thofe within, and thefe Gulls here. [Mit/lck, and a Song above t Beaumel. within. Ha ! ha ! ha ! Char., How's this ? It is my Lady's Laugh, molt cer- tain^ When THE FATALDOWRY. 25 When I firft pleas'd her, in this merry Language, She gave me Thanks. Beaum. How like you this ? Char. 'Tis rare, Yet I may be deceiv'd, and mould be forry, Upon uncertain Suppofitions, rafhly To write myfelf in the black Lift of thofe I have declaimed againft, and to Romont. Jymer. I would he were well off. Perhaps your Lordfhip Likes not thefe fad Tunes : I have a new Song, Set to a lighter Note, may pleafe you better j ?Tis call'd The Happy Hujband. Char. Pray fing it. Song below. At the End of the Song, Beaumelle within. Beaumel. Ha ! ha ! 'tis fuch a Groom. Char. Do I hear this, And yet Hand dc..ibtful ? [Exit Charalois. Aymer. Stay him ! I am undone, And they difcover'd. Beaum. What's the Matter ? Aymer. Ah ! That Women, when they're well pleas'd, cannot hold, $ut muft laugh out. Enter Novall, jun. Charalois, Beaumelle, Bellapert, Nov. jun. Help! fave me ! Murther ! MurtherJ Bella]). Undone forever ! Char. Oh, my Heart ! Hold yet a little. Do not hope to 'fcape By Flight, it is impofiible : Though I might On all Advantage take thy Life, and juftly ; This Sword, my Father's Sword, that ne'er was drawn But to a noble Purpofe, mail not now Do th' Office of a Hangman ; I referve it To right mine Honour, not for a Revenge So poor, that though with thee it mould cut off Thy Family, with all that are ally'd 252 THE FATAL DOWRY. ( To thee in Luft, or Bafenefs, 'twere ftill Ihort of All Terms of Satisfaction. Draw. Nov._jun. I dare not: I have already done you too much Wrong ,To fight in fuch a Caufe. Char. Why, dar'ft thou neither Be honeft, Coward ? nor yet valiant, Knave ? In fuch a Caufe come, do not fhame thyielf ; Such whofe Blood's Wrongs, or Wrong done to them- felves Could never heat, are yet in the Defence Of their Whores, daring. Look on her again. You thought her worth the Hazard of your Soul, And yet ftand doubtful, in her Quarrel, to Venture your Body. Beaum. No, he fears his Cloaths More than his Flefh. Char. Keep from me : Guard thy Life ; Or, as thou haft liv'd like a Goat, thou malt Die like a Sheep. Nov.jun. Since there's no Remedy, Defpair of Safety now in me prove Courage. [They fight. Char. How foon weak Wrong's o'erthrown ! Lend me your Hand, Bear this to the Caroch Come, you have taught me To fay, you muft, and (hall : I wrong you not 5 Y'are but to keep him Company you love. Is't done ? 'tis well. Raife Officers ! and tfake Care, All you can apprehend within the Houfe May be forth-coming. Do I appear much mov'd ? Beaum. No, Sir. Char. My Griefs are now thus to be borne ; Hereafter I'll find Time and Place to mourn. [Exeunt. SCENE THE FATAL DOWRY. 253 SCENE III. Enter Romont, Pontalier. Pont. I was bound to feek you, Sir ! Rom. And, had you found me In any Place but in the Street, I fhould Have done, nor talk'd to you. Are you the Captain ? The hopeful Pontalier ? whom I have feen Do in the Field fuch Service, as then made you Their Envy that commanded, here at Home To play the Parafite to a gilded Knave, And, it may be, the Pander ? Pont. Without this, I come to call you to Account, for what Is paft already. I by your Example Of Thankfulnefs to the dead General, By whom you were rais'd, have praclis'd to be fo To my good Lord Nova/I, by whom I live ; Whofe leaft Difgrace, that is, or may be offer'd, With all the Hazard of my Life and Fortunes, I will make good on you, or any Man, That has a Hand in't ; and, fince you allow me A Gentleman and a Soldier, there's no Doubt You will except againft me. You mail meet With a fair Enemy ; you underftand The Right I look for, and mufl have. Rom. I do ; And with the next Day's Sun you mail hear from me. [Exfunf. SCENE IV. Enter Charalois with a Co/kit, Beaumelle, Beaumont. Char. Pray bear this to my Father ; at his Leifure He may pe"rufe it : But with your beft Language Intreat his inftant Prefence. You have fworn Not to reveal what I have done. Beauni. THE FATAL DOWRY. Beaum. Nor will I but Char. Doubt me not. By Heaven, I will do nothing But what may (land with Honour.' Pray you leave me [Ex. Beaumont. To my own Thoughts. If this be to me, rife : [Beaumel. kneels. I am not worthy the looking on, but only To feed Contempt and Scorn ; and that, from you Who with the Lofs of your fair Name have caus'd it, Were too much Cruelty. Beaumel. I dare not move you To hear me fpeak. I know my Fault is far Beyond Qualification, or Excufe ; That 'tis not fit for me to hope, or you To think of Mercy ; only I prefume To intreat you would be pleas'd to look upon My Sorrow for it, and believe, thefe Tears Are the true Children of my Grief, and not A Woman's Cunning. Char. Can you, Beaumelle^ Having deceived fo great a Trufl as mine, Though I were all Credulity, hope again To get Belief ? No, no ; if you look on me With Pity, or dare praclife any Means To make my Sufferings lefs, or give juft Caufe To all the World, to think what I muft do, Was call'd upon by you, ufe other Ways j Deny what I have feen, or juftify What you have done ; and, as you defperately Made Shipwreck of your Faith to be a Whore, Ufe th* Arms of fuch a one, and fuch Defence ; And multiply the Sin, with Impudence* Stand boldly up, and tell me to my Teeth, That you have done but what's warranted By great Examples, in all Places where Women inhabit : Urge your own Deferts, Or Want in me of Merit : Tell me, how Your Dow ? r from the low Gulf of Poverty, Weigh'd up my Fortunes to what now they are : That I was purchas'd by your Choice, and Practice To THE FATAL DOWRY. 25$ ' To flicker you from Shame, that you might fin As boldly as fecurely , that poor Men Are married to thofe Wives that bring them Wealth ; One Day their Hufbands, but Obfervers ever : That when by this proud Ufage you have blown The Fire of my juft Vengeance to the Height, I then may kill you ; and yet fay, 'twas done In Heat of Blood, and after die myfelf, To witnefs my Repentance. Beaumel. O my Fate ! That never would confent that I mould fee How worthy thou wert both of Love and Duty Before I loft you , and my Mifcry made The Glafs, in which I now behold your Virtue ! While I was good, I was a Part of you, And of two, by the virtuous Harmony Of our fair Minds, made one : But, fmce I wander'd In the forbidden Labyrinth of Luft, What was infeparable, is by me divided. With Juftice, therefore, you may cut me off, And from your Memory wafh the Remembrance That e'er I was ; like to fome vicious Purpofe Within your better Judgment, you repent of, And ftudy to forger. Char. O Eeaumelle! That you can fpeak fo well, and do fo ill ! But you had been too great a Blefling, if You had continu'd chafte : See how you force me To this, becaufe mine Honour will not yield That I again fhould love you. Beaumel. In this Life It is not fit you fhould : Yet you fhall find, Though I was bold enough to be a Strumpet, I dare not yet live one : Let thofe fam'd Matrons That are canoniz'd worthy of our Sex, Tranfcend me in their Sanctity of Life, I yet will equal them in dying nobly, Ambitious of no Honour after Life, But that, when I am dead, you will forgive me. Owr. 256 THE FATAL DOWRY. Char. How Pity fteals upon me ! fhould I hear her [Knock within. But ten Words more, I were loft. One knocks, go in. [Exit Beaumelle. That to be merciful Ihould be a Sin ! Enter Rochfort. O, Sir, moft welcome ! Let me take your Cloak, I muft not be deny'd. Here are your Robes, As you love Juftice, once more put them on. There is a Caufe to be determin'd of, That does require fuch an Integrity As you have ever us'd. I'll put you to The Trial of your Conftancy and Goodnefs ; And look that you, that have been Eagle-ey'd In other Mens Affairs, prove not a Mole In what concerns yourfelf. Take you your Seat, I will before you prefently. [Exit, Roch. Angels guard me ! To what ftrange Tragedy does this Deftruclion Serve for a Prologue ? Enter Charalois with NovallV Body, Beaumelle, and Beaumont. Char. So, fet it down before The Judgment Seat, and ftand you at the Bar : For me, I am the Accufer. Roch. 7V0W/ (lain ? And Beaumelle^ my Daughter, in the Place Of one to be arraign'd ? Char. O, are you touch'd ? I find that I muft take another Courfe. [He Hoodwinks Rochfort. Fear nothing ; I will only blind your Eyes, For Juftice mould do fo, when 'tis to meet An Object that may fway her equal Doom From what it ihould be aim'd at. Good my Lord ! A Day of Hearing. THE FATAL DOWRY. 257 Rocb. It is granted* fpeak You fhall have Juftice. Char. \ then here accufe, Mod equal Judge, the Prifoner, your fair Daughter, For whom I ow'd fo much to you : Your Daughter, So worthy in her own Parts, and that Worth Set forth by yours, to whofe fo rare Perfections, Truth witnefs with me, in the Place of Service I almoft paid idolatrous Sacrifice, To be a falfe Adultrefs. Rocb. With whom ? Char. With this Novall, here dead. Rocb. Be well advis'd, And ere you fay Adultrefs again, Her Fame depending on it, be mod fure That me is one. Char. I took them in the Aft. I know no Proof beyond it. Rocb. O my Heart ! Char. A Judge mould feel no Paffions. Rocb. Yetj remember He is a Man, and cannot put off Nature. What Anfwer makes the Prifoner? Beaumel. I confefs The Fad I am charg'd with, and yield myfelf Mod miferably guilty. Rocb. Heaven take Mercy Upon your Soul, then ; It muft leave your Body.' Now free mine Eyes : I dare unrnov'd look on her, And fortify my Sentence with llrong Realons. Since that the politick Law provides, that Servants, To whofe Care we commit our Goods, (hall die, If they abufe our Trull ; what can you look for, To whofe Charge this moil hopetul Lord gave up All he receiv'd from his brave Anceftors, Or he could leave to his Pofterity ? His Honour, wicked Woman! in whofe Safety All this Life's Joys and Comforts were lock'd up, With thy Luft, a Thief hath now ftoln from4iim ; And therefore VOL. II. R Char. 258 THE FATAL DOWRY. Char. Stay, juft Judge. May not what's loft By her own Fault (for I am charitable, And charge her not with many) be forgotten In her fair Life hereafter ? Rocb. Never, Sir ! The Wrong that's done to the chafte married Bed, Repentant Tears can never expiate ; And be aflur'd, to pardon fuch a Sin, Is an Offence as great as to commit it. Char. I may not then forgive her ? Rocb. Nor Ihe hope it : Nor can me wifh to live. No fun mall rife, But ere it fet, mall mew her ugly Luft In a new Shape, a'nd every one more horrid : Nay, even thofe Prayers, which with fuch humble Fervour She feems to fend up yonder, are beat back , And all Suits, which her Penitence can proffer, As foon as made, are with Contempt thrown Off all the Courts of Mercy. Cbar. Let her die then. [He kills far. Better prepar'd I am. Sure I could not take her, Nor fhe accufe her Father, as a Judge Partial againft her. BeaumeL I approve his Sentence, And kifs the Executioner : My Lull Is now run from me in that Blood, in which It was begot and nou rimed, [Dies. Rocb. Is fhe dead then ? Cbar. Yes, Sir, this is her Heart-Blood, is it not ? I think it be. Rocb. And you have kill'd her ? Cbar. True, and did it by your Doom. Rocb. But I pronounc*d it As a Judge only, and a Friend to Juftice, And zealous in Defence of your wrong'd Honour, Broke all the Ties of Nature ; and caft off The Love and foft Affection of a Father. I, in your Caufe, put on a Scarlet Robe Of THE FATAL DOWRY. 259 Of red-dy'd Cruelty ; but, in Return, You have advanc'd for me no Flag of Mercy. I look'd on you as a wrong'd Huiband ; but You clos'd your Eyes againft me, as a Father. Beaumelle ! my Daughter ! Char. This is Madnefs. Rocb. Keep from me. Could not one good Thought rife up, To tell you that (he was my Age's Comfort, Begot by a weak Man, and born a Woman, And could not, therefore, but partake of Frailty ? Or wherefore did not Thankfulnefs ftep forth, To urge my many Merits, which I may Object unto you, fince you prove ungrateful j Flinty-hearted Charalois? Char. Nature does prevail above your Virtue* Rocb. No i it gives me Eyes, To pierce the Heart of your Defign againfl me. 1 find it now ; it was my 'State was aim'd at, A nobler Match was fought for, and the Hours I liv'd, grew tedious to you : My Companion Towards you hath render'dme mod miferable, And foolifh Charity undone myfelf. But there's a Heaven above, from whofe juft Wreak No Mifts of Policy can hide Offenders. Enter Novall, fen. witb Officers. Nov. fen. Force ope theDoors. O Monfter! Canibal! Lay hold on him My Son ! my Son ! O Rochfort i 'Twas you gave Liberty to this bloody Wolf To worry all our Comforts. But this is No Time to quarrel j now give your Afiiftance For the Revenge. Rocb. Call it a fitter Name. Juftice for innocent Blood. Char. Though all confpire Againft that Life which I am weary of, A little longer yet I'll ftrive to keep it, R 2 To 260 THEFATAL DOWRY. To mew, in Spite of Malice, and their Laws, His Plea muft fpeed, that hath an honeft Caufe. [Exeunt. ACTV. SCENE I. Enter Liladam, Taylor^ Officers. Lilad. \\T H Y, 'tis both moft unconfcionable, and y Y untimely, T' arreft a Gallant for his Cloaths, before He has worn them out : Befides, you faid you afk'd My Name in my Lord's Bond, but for me only, And now you'll lay me up for't. Do not think The taking Meafure of a Cuftomer By a Brace of Varlets, though I rather wait Never fo patiently, will prove a Fafhion Which any Courtier or Inns-of-Court Man Would follow willingly. Taylor. There I believe you. But, Sir ! 1 muft have prefent Monies, or Aflurance, to fecure me when I mail Or I will fee to your coming forth. Ulad. Plague on't ! You have provided for my Entrance in : That coming forth you talk of, concerns me. What mail I do ? You've done me a Difgrace In the Arreft, but more in giving Caufe To all the Street to think I cannot ftand Without thefe two Supporters for my Arms : Pray you, let them loofe me : For their Satisfaction I will not run away. Taylor. For theirs you will not ; But for your own you would : Look to him, Fellows \ Lilad. Why do you call them Fellows? Do not Your Reputation fo, as you are merely [wrong A : THE FATAL DOWRY. 261 A Taylor, faithful, apt to believe in Gallants. You're a Companion at a ten Crown Supper For Cloth of Bodkin, and may with one Lark Eat up three Manchets, and no Man obferve you, Or call your Trade in Queflion for't, But, when You ftudy your Debt-Book, and hold Correfpondence With Officers of the Hanger, and leave Swordmen, The Learned conclude, the TayLor and Serjeant In the Expreffton of a Knave are thefe To be fynonymous. Look, therefore, to it ! And Jet us part in Peace, I would be loth You fhould undo yourfeif. Enter Old Novall, and Pontalier. Taylor. To let you go Were the next Way. But, fee ! here's your old Lord ; Let him but give his Word I mall be paid, And you are free. Lilcd. S'lid ! I'll put him to't : I can be but denied : or what fay you ? His Lordfhip owing me three Times your Debt If you arrefl him at my Suit, and let me Go run before, to lee the Action enter'd, 'Twould be a witty Jeft. Taylor. I muft have Earneft. I cannot pay my Debts fo. Pont. Can your Lordfhip , Imagine, while I live, and wear a Sword, Your Son's Death (hall be unreveng'd ? Nov. fen. I know not One Reafon why you mould not do like others ; I am fure, of all the Herd that fed upon him, I cannot fee in any, now he's gone, In Pity, or in Thankfulnefs, one true Sign Of Sorrow for him, Pont. All his Bounties yet Fell not in fuch unthankful Ground : 'Tis true, He had Weakness, but fuch, as few are free from. R 3 And, 262 THE FATAL DOWRY. And, though none footh'd them lefs than I, for now To fay that I forefaw the Dangers, that Would rife from cherifhing them, were but untimely, I yet could wifh, the Juftice that you feek for Jn the -Revenge, had been trufted to me, And not the uncertain Iflue of the Laws : *T has robb'd me of a noble Teftimony Of what I durft do for him.' But, however, My forfeit Life redeem'd by him, though dead, Shall do him Service. Nov. fen. As far as my Grief Will give me Leave, I tnank you." Lilad. Oh, my Lord ! Oh my good Lord ! deliver me from thefe Furies, Pont. Arrefted ? This is one of them, whofe bafc And abjedt Flattery help'd to dig his Grave : He is not worth your Pity, nor my Anger,- Go to the Bafket, and Repent. Nov. fen. Away ! I only know now to hate thee I will do nothing for thee. [deadly : Lilad. Nor you, Captain? Pont. No, to your Trade again , put off this Cafe, It may be, the discovering what you were When your unfortunate Matter took you up, May move Companion in your Creditor. Confefs the Truth. [Exit Novall, fen. and Pontalier. Lilaj, And, now I think on't better, I will, Brother, your Hand ! your Hand, fweet Brother. I'm of your Sec~t, and my Gallantry but a pream, Out of which thefe two fearful Apparitions Againft my Will have wak'd me. This rich Sword Grew fuddenly out of a Taylor's Bodkin , Thefe Hangers from my Vails and Fees in Hell j And, whereas now this Beaver fits, full often A thrifty Cap, compos'd of Broad-cloth Lifts, Near-'kin unto the Culhion where I fat Crofs-leg'd, and yet ungarter'd, hath been feen, Ou: Erciik&frs, famous for the butter'd Loaves, J have THE FATAL DOWRY. 263 I have with Joy been oft acquainted with ; And therefore ufe a Confcience, though it be Forbidden in our Hall towards other Men, To me that, as I have been, will again Be of the Brotherhood. Officer. I know him now : He was a 'Prentice to Le Robe at Orleance. Ltlad. And from thence brought by my young Lord, now dead, Unto Dijon ; and with him, till this Hour, Hath been receiv'd here for a compleat Monfieur. Nor wonder at it ; for but Tythe our Gallants, Even thofe of the firft Rank, and you will find In every ten, one, perad venture two, That fmell rank of the dancing School, or Fiddle, The Pantofle or Preffing-iron : But hereafter We'll talk of this. I will furrender up My Suits again ; there cannot be much Lois. 'Tis but the turning of the Lace, with one Addition more you know of, and What wants I will work out. Taylor. Then here our Quarrel ends : The Gallant is turn'd Taylor, and all Friends. [Exeunt. SCENE II. Enter Romont, Beaumont. Rom. You have them ready. Beaum. Yes ; and they will fpeak Their Knowledge in this Caufe, when thou thinkft fit To have them call'd upon. Rom. 'Tis well ; and fomething I can add to their Evidence, to prove Thjis brave Revenge, which they would have call'd Murther, A noble Juftice. Beaum. In this you exprefs (The Breach, by my Lord's Wan: of you, new made up) A faithful Friend. R 4 Beaum; 264 THE FATAL DOWRY, Rent, That Friendfhip's rais'd on Sand, Which every fudden Guft of Difcontent, Or Flowing of our pafiions, can change, As if it ne'er had been : But do you know Who are to fit on him ? Beaum. Monfieur Du Croy, Aflifted by Cbarmi. Rom. The Advocate, That pleaded for the Marfhal's Funeral, And was check'd for it by Novall. Beaum. The fame. Rom. How fortunes that ? Beaum. Why, Sir, my Lord Nova!!, Being the Aecufer, cannot be the Judge ; Nor would grieve Rochfort^ but Lord Charalois (However he might wrong him by his Power,) Should have an equal Hearing. Rom. By my Hopes Of Cbaralois's Acquittal, I lament That reverend old Man's Fortune. Beaum. Had you feen him, As to my Grief I have, now promife Patience, And, e'er it was believ'd, though fpake by him That never break his Word, enrag'd again So far as to make War upon thofe Hairs, Which not a barbarous Scythian durft prefume To touch, but with a fuperftitious Fear, As fomething facred , and then curfe his Daughter ; But with more frequent Violence himfelf, As if he had been guilty of her Fault, By being incredulous of your Report, YOU would not only judge him worthy Pity, But fuffer with him. But here cpmes the Prifoner, Enter Charalois, with Officers, I dare not flay to do my Duty to him ; Yet, reft aflur'd, all poffible Means in me Tp dp hjm Service^ keeps you Company. Roy*. THE FATAL DOWRY. 265 Rom. It is not doubted. [Exit Beaumont. Char. Why, yet, as I came hither, The People, apt to mock Calamity, And tread on the opprefs'd, made no Horns at me, Though they are too familiar : I deferve them. And, knowing too what Blood my Sword hath drunk, In Wreak of that Difgrace, they yet forbear To (hake their Heads, or to revile me for A Murtherer ; they rather all put on (As for great LofTes the old Romans us'd) A general Face of Sorrow, waited on By a fad Murmur breaking through their Silence, And no Eye but was readier with a Tear To witnefs 'twas fhed for me, than I could Difcern a Face made up with Scorn againfl me. Why mould I then, though for unufual Wrongs I chofe unufual Means to right thofe Wrongs, Condemn myfelf, as over-partial In my own Caufe. Romont ? Rom. Befl Friend, wejl met ! By my Heart's Love to you, and join to that My Thankfulnefs that ftill lives to the dead, I look upon you now with more true Joy, Then when I faw you married. Cbar. You have Reafon To give you Warrant for't. My falling off From fuch a Friend (hip, with the Scorn that anfwered Your too prophetick Counfel, may well move you To think your meeting me, going to my Death, A fit Encounter for that Hate which juftly I have deferv'd from you. Rom. Shall I ftill, then, Speak Truth, and be ill underftood ? Cbar. You are not. I'm confcious I have wrong'd you, and allow me Only a moral Man to look on you, Whom fooliPnly I have abus'd and injur'd, Mull of Necefiity be more terrible to me, Than any Death the Judges can pronounce From *66 THE FATAL DOWRY. From the Tribunal which I am to plead at. Rom. Pafllon tranfports you. Char. For what I have done To my falfe Lady, orNovall, I can Give fome apparent Caufe ; but, touching you, In my Defence, Child-like, I can fay nothing, But I am forry for't ; a poor Satisfaction ! And yet, miftake me not ; for it is more Then I will fpeak, to have my Pardon fign'd For all I (land accus'd of. Rom. You much weaken The Strength of your good Caufe, mould you but think, A Man for doing well could entertain A Pardon, were it offer'd. You have given To blind and flow pac'd Juftice, Wings, and Eyes, To fee, and overtake Impieties, Which from a cold Proceeding had receiv'd Indulgence or Protection. Char. Think you fo ? Rom. Upon my Soul, nor fhould the Blood you challenge And took to cure your Honour, breed more Scruple In your foft Confcience, than if your Sword Had been fheath'd in aTygrefs, or She-Bear, That in their Bowels would have made your Tomb. To injure Innocence is more than Murther : But when inhuman Lufts transform us, then As Beafts, we are to fuffer, not like Men, To be lamented. Nor did Charalois ever Perform an Act fo worthy the Applaufe Of a full Theatre of perfect Men, As he hath done -in this : The Glory got By overthrowing outward Enemies, Since Strength- and Fortune are main Sharers in it, We cannot, but by Pieces, call our own : But, when we conquer our inteftine Foes, Our Paflions bred within us, and of thofe The moft rebellious Tyrant, powerful Love, Our THE FATAL DOWRY. 267 Our Reafon fuffering us to like no longer Than the fair Object, being good, deferves it, That's a true Victory ; which, were great Men Ambitious to atchieve, by your Example Setting no Price upon the Breach of Faith, But Lois of Life, 'twould fright Adultery Out of their Families, and make Lull appear As loathfome to us in the firft Confent, As when 'tis waited on by Punifhment. Char. You have confirm'd me. Who would love a Woman Th;it might enjoy, in fuch a Man, a Friend ? You've made me know the Juftice of my Caufe, And mark'd me out the Way, how to defend it. Rom. Continue to that Refolution conftant, And you mall, in Contempt of their word Malice, Come off with Honour. Here they come. Ckar. I am ready. SCENE III. Enter Du Croy, Charmi, Rochforr, Novall fen. Pon- talier, Beaumont. Nov. fen. See, equal Judges, with what Confidence The cruel Murtherer Hands, as if he would Out-face the Court and Juftice ! Rocb. But look o'n him, And you mail find (for itill methinks I do, Though Guilt hath dy'd him black) fomething good in him, That may perhaps work with a \tfifer Man, Than I have been, again to fee him free And give him all he has. * Scene 3. The enfulng Scene is moft finely wrote, as is indeed the whole Aft. The Misfortunes of the good old generous Rachfort, and the pious Charalois's Continued Round of Sorrows muft be very af- fecting to every Heart, that is capable of being touched with Pity and 7'endernefs. Ckarmi, 2 68 THE FATAL DOWRY. Char mi. This is not welk I would you had liv'd fo, my Lord ! that I, Might rather have continu'd your poor Servant, Than fit here as your Judge. Dtt Crcy. I am forry for you. Rocb. In no Act of" my Life I have deferv'd This Injury from the Court, that any here Should thus uncivily ufurp on what Is proper to me only. DuCroy. What Diftafte Receives my Lord ? Rocb. You fay you are forry for him : A Grief in which I muft not have a Partner : 'Tis I alone am forry, that I rais'd The Building of my Life, for feventy Years, Upon fo fure a Ground, that all the Vices, Practis'd to ruin Man, though brought againft me, Could never undermine, and no Way left To fend thefe grey Hairs to the Grave with Sorrow, Virtue, that was my Patronefs, betray'd me : For, cntring, nay, poffefling, this young Man, It lent him fuch a powerful Majefty To grace whate'er he undertook, that freely I gave myfelf up with my Liberty, To be at his difpofing : Had his Perfon, Lovely I mult confefs, or far fam'd Valour, Or any other feeming Good, that yet Holds a near Neighbourhood with 111, wrought on me, I might have borne it better : But, when Goodnefs And Piety itfelf in her beft Figure Were brib'd to my Deftruction, can you blame me, Though I forget to fufTer like a Man, Or rather act a Woman ? Beaum. Good my Lord ! Nov. fen. You hinder our Proceeding, Cbarmi. And forget The Parts of an Accufer. Beaum. 'Pray you, remember To ufe the Temper, which to me you promis'd. fafk. THE FATAL DOWRY. 269 Roch. Angels themfelves muft break, Beaumont ! that promife, Beyond the Strength and Patience of Angels. But I have done : My good Lord ! pardon me A weak old Man ; and pray add to that A miferable Father ; yet be careful That your Compaffion of my Age, nor his, Move you to any Thing, that may mif-become The Place on which you fit. Cbarmi. Read the Indictment. Char. It (hall be needlefs ; I myfelf, my Lords! Will be my own Accufer, and confefs All they can charge me with ; nor will I fpare To aggravate that Guilt with Circumftance They leek to load me with : Only I pray, That, as for them you will vouchfafe me Hearing, I may not be, deny'd it for myfelf, When I mall urge by what unanfwerable Reafons I was compell'd to what I did, which yet, Till you have taught me better, I repent not. Rccb. The Motion's honed. Charmi. And 'tis freely granted. Char. Then I confefs, my Lords ! that I flood bound, When, with my Friends, ev'n Hope itfelf had left me, To this Man's Charity for my Liberty ; Nor did his Bounty end there, but began : For, after my Enlargement, cherifhing The Good he did, he made me Mafter of His only Daughter, and his whole Eftate : Great Ties of Thankfulnefs, I muft acknowledge, Could any one, freed by you, prefs this further ? But yet confider, my mod honour'd Lords ' If to receive a Favour, make a Servant, And Benefits are Bonds to tie the Taker To the imperious Will of him that gives, There's none but Slaves will receive Courtefies, Since they muft fetter us to ourDifhonours. Can it be call'd Magnificence in a Prince, To pour down Riches, with a liberal 1 land, Upon 270 THE FATAL DOWRY. Upon a poor Man's Wants, if that muft bind him, ' To play the foothing Parafite to his Vices ? Or any Man, becaule he fav'd my Hand, Prefume my Head and Heart are at his Service ? Or, did I itand engag'd to buy my Freedom (When my Captivity was honourable) By making myfelf here, and Fame hereafter, Bondflaves to Men's Scorn, and calumnious Tongues ? Had his fair Daughter's Mind been like her Feature, Or, for fome little Blemifli, I had fought For my Content elfewhere, wafting on others My Body, and her Dowry ; my Forehead then Deferv'd the Brand of bafe Ingratitude : But if obfequious Ufage, and fair Warning To keep her worth my Love, could not preferve her From being a Whore, and yet no cunning one, So to offend, and yet the Fault kept from me What mould I do ? Let any free-born Spirit Determine truly, if that Thankfulnefs, Choice Form, with the whole World given for a Dowry, Could ftrengthen fo an honeft Man with Patience, As with a willing Neck to undergo The infupportable Yoke of Slave or Wittal. Gforw/.What Proof have you me did play falfe, betides Your Oath ? Char. Her own Confeffion to her Father. I afk him for a W T itnefs. Roch. 'Tis moft true. I would not willingly blend my laft Words With an Untruth. Char. And then to clear myfelf, That his great Wealth was not the Mark I mot at, But that I held it, when fair Beaumette Fell from her Vertue, like the fatal Gold Which Brennus took from Delpbos, whofe Pofieffion Brought with it Ruin to himfelf and Army. Here's one in Court, Beaumont, by whom I fent All Grants and Writings back, which made it mine, Before THE FATAL DOWRY. 271 Before his Daughter dy'd by his own Sentence, .As freely, as, unafk'd, he gave it to me. Beaum. They are here to be feen. Cbarmi. Open the Cafket. Perufe that Deed of Gift. Rom. Half of the Danger Already is difcharg'd : The other Part As bravely, and you are not only free, But crown'd with Praife for ever. Du Croy. 'Tis apparent. Cbarmi. Your 'State, my Lord, again is yours. Rocb. Not mine ; I am not of the World : If it can profper, (And yet, being juftly got, I'll not examine Why it mould be fo fatal } do you beftow it On pious Ufes : I'll go feek a Grave. And yet, for Proof, I die in Peace, your Pardon I afk -, and, as you grant it me, may Heaven, Your Cflnfcience, and thefe Judges, free you from "What you are charg'd with. So, farewell, forever. [Exit Rochfort. Novall fen. I'll be mine own Guide. Paffion, nor Example Shall be my Leaders. I have loft a Son, A Son, grave Judges, I require his Blood From his accurfed Homicide. Char mi. What Reply you, In your Defence for this ? Cbar. I but attended Your Lordihip's Pleafure. For the Fact, as of The former, I confefs it , but with what Bafe Wrongs I was unwillingly drawn to it, To my few Words there are fome other Proofs To witneis this for Truth. When I was married (For there I muft begin) the flain Novatl Was to my Wife, in Way of our French Courtftiip, ' A moft devoted Servant ; but yet aimed at Nothing but Means to quench his wanton Heat^ His Heart being never warm'd by lawful Fires As 272 THE FATAL DOWRY. As mine was, Lords ; and though, on thefe Prefump- tions, Join'd to the Hate between his Houfe and mine, I might, with Opportunity and Eale, Have found a Way for my Revenge, I did not ; But flill he had the Freedom as before, When all was mine ; and, told that he abus'd it With fome unfeemly Licence, by my Friend, My approved Friend, Romont, I gave no Credit To the Reporter, but reprov'd him for it, As one uncourtly and malicious to him. What could I more, my Lords ? Yet, after this, He did continue in his firft Purfuit, Hotter then ever, and at length obtained it ; But, how it came to my mod certain Knowledge, For the Dignity of the Court, and my own Honour, I dare not fay. Nov. fen. If all may be believ'd A paflionate Prifoner fpeaks, who is fo foolifh That durft be wicked, that will appear guilty? No, my grave Lords : In his Impunity But give Example unto jealous Men To cut the Throats they hate, and they will never Want Matter or Pretence for their bad Ends. Charmi. You muft find other Proofs, to ftrengthen thefe But mere Preemptions. Du Cray. Or we mall hardly Allow your Innocence. Char. All your Attempts Shall fall on me, like brittle Shafts on Armour, That break themfelves ; or like Waves againft a Rock, That leave no Sign of their ridiculous Fury But Foam and Splinters -, my Innocence like thefe Shall ftand triumphant, and your Malice ferve But for a Trumpet to proclaim my Conqueft : Nor mail you, though you do the worft Fate can, How e'er condemn, affright an honeft Man. JR.om. May it pleafe the Court, I may be heard. THE FATAL DOWRY. 273 Nov. fen. You come not To rail again ? But do You (hall not find Another Rocbfort. Rom. In Novell I cannot. But I come fur-niftied with what will ftop The Mouth of his Conspiracy againft the Life Or innocent Charalois. Do you know this Character? Nov. fen. Yes, 'tis my Son's. Rom. May it pleafe your Lordfhips, read if, And you (hall find there, with what Vehemency He did folicit Bea-umelle -, how he had got A Promife from her to enjoy his Wifhes -, How after he abjur'd her Company, And yet (but that 'tis fit I fpare the Dead) Like a damn'd Villain, as foon as recorded, He brake that Oath ; to make this manifeU, Produce his Bawds and her's. Enter Aymer, Florimel, Bellapert. Charmi. Have they took their Oaths ? Rom. They have, and, rather than endure the Rack, Confefs the Time, the Meeting, nay the Act; What would you more ? Only this Matron made A free Difcovery to a good End ; And therefore I lue to the Court, (he may not Be plac'd in the black Lift of the Delinquents. Pont. I fee by this, Novell's Revenge needs me ; And I (hall do. Cbarmi. 'Tis evident Nov. fen. That J Till now was never wretched : Here's no Place To curie him or my Stars. {Exit Novo.ll fin. Cbarmi. Lord Charalois ! The Injuries you have fuftain'd, appear So worthy of the Mercy of the Court, That, notwithstanding you .have gone beyond The Letter of the Law, they yet acquit you. Pont. But, in Novall^ I do condemn him thus. [Sld>s him. VOL. II. S Char. 274 THE FATAL DOWRY. Char. I'm flain. Rom. Can I look on? Oh, murd'rcus Wretch! Thy Challenge now I anfwer. So die with him. [Stabs Pomalier. Charmi. A Guard! difarm him ! Rom. I yield up my Sword Unforc'd -Oh, Charalois ! Char. For Shame, Romont ! Mourn not for him, that dies, as he hath liv'd -, Still conftant and unmov'd : What's fall'n upon me, Is by Heav'ns Will j becaufe I made myfelf A Judge in my own Caufe without their Warrant : * But he, that lets me know thus much in Death, With all good Men- forgive me. [Dies, Pont. I receive The Vengeance, which my Love not built on Virtue, Has made me worthy of. [Dies, Charmi. We're taught By this fad Precedent, how juft foever Our Reafons are to remedy our Wrongs, We're yet to leave them to their W T ill and Power, That to that Purpofe have Authority. For you, Romont, although in your Excufe You may plead, what you did, was in Revenge Of the Diihonour done unto the Court : Yet, fince from us you had not Warrant for it, We banifh you the State : For thefe, they fnalj, As they are found guilty or innocent, Or be fet free, or iuffer Punifhment, [Exeunt, FINIS, THE EMPEROR of the EAST. A TRAGI-COMEDY. As it hath been divers Times a<5ted, at the Black- Fryers, and Globe Play-Houfes, by the King's Majefty's Servants. 1632. WRITTEN By PHILIP MASSINGER. S 2 To the Right Honourable, and my Efpecial Good Lord, JOHN LORD MOHUN, Baron of .OKEH AMPT ON, &c. My Good Lord, E T my Prejufoftion in fitting you fo (having L ^ never deferred it in my Service) from the Cle- cnc y tf y ur no ^ e Difyofition, find Pardon. The " Reverence due to the Name of Mohun, long fince honoured in three Earls 0/Somerlet, and eight Barons of Munfter, may challenge from all Pens a deferred Cele- bration. And the rather in refpecl thofe Titles were not furchafed, but conferred, and continued in your Anceftors, for many virtuous, noble, and ftill living AElions ; nor ever forfeited, cr tainted, but when the Iniquity of thofe Times laboured the Deprejfion of approved Gcodnefs, and in wicked Policy held it fit that Loyalty and Faith, in taking Part with the true Prince, Jhould be degraded and mulfted. But this admitting no farther Dilation in this Place, may your Lordfbip pleafe, and with all pojjible Brevity to under- ftand, the Reafons why I am, in humble Thankfulnefs, am- bitious to fkelter this Poem under the Wings of your Ho- nourable Protection. My worthy Friend, Mr. Afton Cockain, your Nephew, to my extraordinary Content, de- liver 'd to me, that your Lordjhip, at your vacant Hours, fcmethncs vouchsafed to perufe fuch Trifles of mine as have paj/ed the Prefs, and not alone warranted them in your gentle Suffrage, but difdained not to beftow a Remembrance of your Love, and intended Favour to me. I profefs to the World, I was exalted with the Bounty, and with good Af- furance, it being fo rare in this Age to meet with one Ncble Name, that, in Fear to be cer.fured of Levity and Weakness, dares exprefs itfeff a Friend or Patron to contemn'd Poetry * * That this noble Lord not only favoured Poetry, but wrote him- (clf. appears fiom S r A;lon Cocka:ns Letter to his Lordihip in Verie. 5eC l .4.-./Vb Poeir.s, Page 80. S 3 Having Having, therefore, no Means elfe left me to witnefs the Obligation, in which I ftand moft willingly bound to your Lordjhip, I offer this Tragi -Comedy to your gracious Ac- ceptance, no Way defpairing, but that with a clear Afyeft, you will deign to receive it (it being an Induction to my future Endeavours) and that id the Lift of thofe, that to your Merit truly admire you, you may defcend to number Your Lordfhip's Faithful Honourer, PHILIP MASSINGER. PROLOGUEat the BLACK-FRYERS. BU T that imperious Cuftom warrants it, Our Author with much Willingnefs would omit This Preface to his new Work. He hath found (And fuffer'd for't) many are apt to wound His Credit in this Kind : and, whether he Exprefs himfelf fearful, or peremptory, He cannot Tcape their Cenfures who delight To mifapply whatever he fhould write. 'Tis his hard Fate. And though he will not fue, Or bafely beg luch Suffrages, yet to you Free, and ingenuous Spirits, he doth now, In me prefent his Service, with his Vow He hath done his beft ; and, though he cannot glory In his Invention, (this Work being a Story, Of reverend Antiquity) he doth hope In the Proportion of it, and the Scope, You may obferve fome Pieces drawn like one Of a fledfaft Hand, and with the whiter Stone . To be mark'd in your fair Cenfures. More than this I am forbid to promife, and it is With C 279 ) With the moil 'till you confirm it: fmce we know Whate'er the Shaft be. Archer, or the Bow From which *tis fent, it cannot hit the White Unlefs your Approbation guide it right. PROLOGUE at COURT. AS ever (Sir) you lent a gracious Ear To opprefs'd Innocence, now vouchfafe to hear A fliorr Petition. At your Feet, in me, The Poet kneels, and to your Majefty Appeals for Juftice. What we now prefent, When firit conceiv'd, in his Vote and Intent, Was facred to your Pleafure ; in each Part With his beft of Fancy, Judgment, Language, Art, Fafhion'd, and fofm'd fo, as might well, and may Deferve a Welcome, and no vulgar Way. He durll not (Sir) at fuch a folemn Feaft Lard his grave Matter with one fcurrilous Jeft ; But labour'd that no PafTage might appear, But what the Queen without a Blum might hear : And yet this poor Work fuffer'd by the Rage, And Envy of fome Cato's of the Stage : Yet dill he hopes, this Play, which then was feen With fore Eyes, and condemn'd out of their Spleen, May be by you, the fupreme Judge, fet free, And rais'd above the Reach of Calumny. Dramatis Dramatis Perfonae. THEODOSIUS the Younger. PAULINUS, a Kinfman to the Emperor. PHILANAX, Captain of the Guard. PATRIARCH. TIMANTUS, CHRYSAPIUS, j- Eunuchs of the Emperor's Chamber. GRATIANUS, J CLEON, a Traveller, Friend to PAULINUS. Informer. Projeftor. Mafter of the Manners. Mignion of the Suburbs, Countryman. Chirurgeon. Empirick. PULCHERIA, the Proteclrefs. ATHENAIS, a ftrange Virgin ; after, the Emprefs. Servants. Mutes. Scene, Conftantinople. THE THE E M P E R O R of the E A S T. ACT I. SCENE I. * Paulinus, Cleon. Paulinus. your fix Years Travel, Friend, no doubt, & j 36( you've met with & Many, and rare Adventures, and obferv'd ;M jfc The Wonders of each Climate, varying in The Manners, and the Men, and fo return, For the future Service of your Prince and Country, In your Underftanding better'd. Cleon. Sir, I have made oft The bed Ufe in my Power, and hope my Gleanings, After the full Crop others reap'd before me, Shall not, when I am call'd on, altogether Appear unprofitable : Yet I left The Miracle of Miracles in our Age At home behind me ; every where abroad Fame with a true, though prodigal Voice, deliver'd Such Wonders of Pulcberia the Princefs, To the Amazement, nay, Aftonimment rather Of fuch as heard it, that I found not one, In all the States and Kingdoms that I pafs'd through, Worthy to be her fecond. The Plot of this Play is founded on the Hiftoiy of T.hfjAJus tkt y s o Lib. 7, younger. See Sacrattt, Lib. 7, Thda-er, L. 5, &c. 282 THE EMPEROR Paul She, indeed, is A perfect Phcenix, and difdains a Rival. Her infant Years, as you know, prornis'd much i But grown to Ripenefs fhe tranfcends, and makes Credulity her Debtor. I will tell you In my blunt Way, to entertain the Time Until you have the Happinefs to fee her, How in your Abfence fhe hath borne herfelf, And with all poffible Brevity, though the Subject Is fuch a fpacious Field, as would require An Abftraft of the purefl Eloquence (Deriv'd from the mod famous Orators The Nurfe of Learning, Athens, fhew'd the World) In that Man, that fhould undertake to be Her true Hiftorian. Cleon. In this you mall do me A fpecial Favour. Paul. Since Arcadius* Death, .Our late great Mailer, the Protection of The Prince his Son, the iecond Tbeodc/jus y By a general Vote and Suffrage of the People j Was to her Charge affign'd, with the Difpofure Of his fo many Kingdoms. For his Perfon, She hath fo train'd him up in all thofe Arts That are both great and good, and to be wilhed In an imperial Monarch, that the Mother Of the Gracchi, grave Cornelia (Rome ftill boafls of) The wife Pulcbma but nam'd, mufl be No more remember'd. She, by her Example, Hath made the Court a kind of Academy, In which true Honour is both learn'd, and pra&is'd, Her private Lodgings a chafte Nunnery, In which her Sifters, as Probationers, hear From her their Sovereign Abbefs, all the Precepts Read in the School of Virtue. Cleon. You amaze me. Paul. I fhall, ere I conclude : For here the Wonder Begins, not ends. Her Soul is fo immenfe, And her ftrong Faculties fo apprehenfive, To* fear ch into the Depth of deep Defigns, And O F T H E E A $ T. 283 And of all Natures, that the Burthen, which To many Men were infupportable, To her is but a gentle Exercife, Made by the frequent Ufe familiar to her. Cleon. With your good Favour, let me interrupt you, Being as me is in every Part fo perfect, Methinks that all Kings of our Eaftern World Should become Rivals for her. Paul. So they have ; But to no Purpofe. She, that knows her Strength To rule, and govern Monarchs, fcorns to wear On her free Neck the fervile Yoke of Marriage. And for one loofe Defire, envy itfelf Dares not prefume to taint her. Venus* Son ' Is blind indeed, when he but gazes on her. Her Chaftity being a Rock of Diamonds, With which encounter'd, his Shafts fly in Splinters, His flaming Torches in the living Spring Of her Perfections, quench'd : And, to crown allj She's fo impartial when (he fits* upon The high Tribunal, neither fway'd with Pity, Nor aw'd by Fear, beyond her equal Scale, That 'tis not Superilition to believe Afirea once more lives upon the Earth, Pulcbei'ia's Breaft her Temple. Cleon. You have given her An admirable Character. Paul. She defer ves it, And fuch is the commanding Power of Virtue, That from her vicious Enemies it compels Preans of Praife as a due Tribute to her. [Solemn loud M&fitk, Cleon. What means this folemn Mufick ? Paul. It u (hers 1 Venus Son Is blind indeed ', &C. And thus Skaktfpear in C-rio/srui Chafte as the Ificle That's curdled by the Froft from pureft Sr.owv And hangs on Dian's Temple. Art 5. Scene 3. The 284 THE EMPEROR The Emperor*s Morning-Meditation, In which Pulcheria is more then affiftant. 'Tis worth your Obfervation, and you may Colled: from her Expence of Time this Day, How her Hours for many Years have been difpos'd of. Cleon. I am all Eyes and Ears. Enter after a Strain of Mufick^ Philanax, Timantus, Patriarch, Theodofius, Pulcheria, Flaccilla, Arca- dia, followed by Chryfapius and Gratianus, Informer * Servants, Officers. Pulch. Your Patience, Sir. Let thofe corrupted Minifters of the Court, Which you complain of, our Devotions ended, Be cited to appear. For the AmbafTadors Who are importunate to have Audience, From me you may aflume them, that To-morrow They mail in publick kifs the Emperor's Robe, And we in private with our fooneft Leifure Will give 'em Hearing. Have you efpecial Care too That free Accefs be granted unto all Petitioners. The Morning wears. Pray you on, Sir * Time loft is ne'er recover'd. [Exeunt Theodofius, Pulcheria, and the "Train, Paul. Did you note The Majefty me appears in ? Cleon. Yes, my good Lord ; I was ravifh'd with it. Paul. And then with what Speed She orders her Difpatches, not one daring To interpofe , the Emperor himfelf Without Reply, putting in Act whatever She pleas'd t' impofe upon him. Cleon. Yet there were fome That in their fullen Looks rather confefied A forc'd Conftraint to ferve her, than a Will To be at her Devotion : What are they ? Paul. Eunuchs of the Emperor's Chamber, that re- pine The Globe and awful Scepter mould give Place Unto O F T H E E A S T. 285 Unto the Diftaff, for as fuch they whifper A Woman's Government, but dare not, yet, Kxprefs themfelves. Clecn. From whence are the Ambafladors To whom flie promis'd Audience ? Paid. They are Employed by divers Princes, who defire Alliance with our Emperor, whofe Years now, As you fee, write him Man. One would advance A Daughter to the Honour of his Bed ; A fecond, his fair Sifter : To inftruct you. In the Particulars would afk longer Time Than my own Defigns give Way to. I have Letters From fpecial Friends of mine, that to my Care Commend a flranger Virgin, whom this Morning I purpofe to prefent before the Princefs : Jf you pleafe, you may accompany me, Cleon. I'll wait on you. [Exeunt, SCENE II. Informer^ Officers bringing in tbe Projector, the Suburbs Mignion, tbe Mafters of the Habit find Manners. Informer. Why mould you droop, or hang your work- ing Heads ? No Danger is meant to you ; pray, bear up, For aught I know you're cited to receive Preferment due to your Merits. Projector. Very likely : In all the Projects I have read and practis'd, J never found one Man compell'd to come Before the Seat of Juftice, under Guard, To receive Honour. Informer. No ? It may be, you are The firft Example. Men of Qualities, As I've deliver'd you to the Protectrefs, Who. knows how to advance them, can't conceive A fitter Place to have their Virtues publilh'd, Than 256 THE EMPEROR Than in open Court. Could you hope that the Princefs, Knowing your precious Merits, will reward s em In a private Corner ? No ; you know not yet How you may be exalted. Suburbs Minion. To the Gallows. \ Informer. Fie Nor yet deprefs'd to the Gallies ; in your Names You carry no fuch Crimes : Your fpecious Titles Cannot but take her Prefident of the Projectors ! What a Noife it makes ? The Mafter of the Habit! How proud would fome one Country be that I know To be your firft Pupil ? Minion of the Suburbs, And now and then admitted to the Court, And honour'd with the Stile of Squire of Dames, What H,urt is in it ? One Thing I muft tell you, As I arn the State-lcout, you may think me an Informer. Mafter of the Habit. They are Synonimous. Informer. Conceal nothing from her Of your good Parts, 'twill be the better for you ; Or if you mould, it matters not, fhe can conjure, And I am her ubiquitary Spirit, Bound to obey her You have my Instructions, Stand by, here's better Company. Enter Paulinus, Cleon, Athenais, with a Petition. Atben. Can I hope, Sir, Opprefled Innocence fhall find Protection, And Juftice among Strangers, when my Brothers, Brothers of one Womb, by one Sire begotten, Trample on my Afflictions ? Paul. Forget them, Remembring thofe may help you. Atben. They have rob'd me Of all Means to prefer my juft Complaint With any promifing Hope to gain a Hearing, Much lefs Redrefs : Petiiions not fweetned With Gold, are but unfavory, oft refufed -, . Or, if receiv'd, are pocketed, not read. O F T H E E A S T. 387 A Suitor's fwelling Tears by the glowing Beams Of cholerick Authority are dry'd up, Before they fall , or, if feen, never pitied. What will become of a forfaken Maid ? My flatt'ring Hopes are too weak to encounter With my ftrong Enemy, Defpair, and 'tis In vain t' oppofe her. Clecn. Cheer her up ; (he faints, Sir. Paul. This argues Weaknefs, though your Brothers were Cruel beyond Exprefilon, and the Judges That fentenc'd you, corrupt , you fhall find here One of your own Fair Sex to do you right, Whole Beams of Juftice, like the Sun, extend Their Light and Heat to Strangers, and are not Municipal, or confin'd. Atben. Pray you do not feed me With airy Hopes, unlefs you can allure me The great Pukberia will defcend to hear My miferable Story, it were better I died without her Trouble. Paul. She is bound to it By the fureft Chain, her natural Inclination To help th' afflicted , nor mall Jong Delays (More terrible to miferable Suitors Then quick Denials) grieve you. Dry your fair Eyes j This Room will inftantly be fanctify'd With her blefs'd Prefence j to her ready Hand Prelent your Grievances, and reft affur'd You fhall depart contented. Athen. You breathe in me A fecond Life. Informer. Will your Lordlhip pleafe to hear Your Servant a few Words ? Paul. Away, you Rafcal ! Did I ever keep fuch Servants ? Informer. If your Honefty Would give you Leave, it would be for your Profit. Paul agg THE EMPEROR Paid. To make Ufe of an Informer ? Tell me in what Can you advantage me ? Informer. In the firft Tender Of a frefh Suit never beg'd yet, Paul. What's your Suit, Sir ? Informer. *Tis feafible: Here are three arrant Knaves Difcover'd by my Art : Paul. And thou the Arch-knave ; Trie great devour the leis : Informer. And with good Reafon ; I muft eat one a Month, I cannot live elfe, Paul. A notable Cannibal ? But, mould I hear thee, In what do your Knaves concern me ? Informer. In the begging Of their Eftates. Paul. Before they are condeinn'd ? Informer. Yes, or arraign 'd, your Lordmip may fpeak too late elfe. They are your awn, and I will be content With the fifth Part of a Share. Paul. Hence, Rogue! Informer. Such Rogues In this Kind will be heard, and cherifh'd too. Fool that I was to offer fuch a Bargain. To a fpic'd Confcience Chapman But I care not j What he difdains to tafte others will fwallow. [Loud Mufick. Enter Theodofius, Pulcheria, and the Train. Cleon. They are returned from the Temple. Paul. See, flie appears ; What think you now ? Athen. A cunning Painter, thus, Her Veil ta'n off, and awful Sword and Balance Laid by would picture Juftice. Pulcb. When you pleafe, You may intend thole royal Exercifes Suiting your Birth, and Greatnefs : I will bear The OF THE EAST, The Burthen of your Cares, and, having purged The Body of your Empire of ill Humours, Upon my Knees furrendcr it. Cbryf. Will you ever Be aw'd thus like a Boy ? Graf. And kifs the Rod Of a proud Miftrefs ? Timan. Be what you were born, Sir. Phila< Obedience and Majefty never lodg'd In the fame Inn. Theod. No more ; he never learned The right Way to command, that ftop'd his Ears To wife Directions. Pulcb, Read o'er the Papers I left upon .my Cabinet; two Hours henee I will examine you. Flac. We fpend our Time well. Nothing but praying, and poring on a Book ; It ill agrees with my Conftitution, Sifter. Arcad. Would I had been born fome mafq'uing La- dy's Woman, Only to fee ftrangc Sights, rather than live thus. Flac. We are gone, forfooth ; there is no Remedy, Sifter. [Exeunt Arcadia and Flaccilla. Graf. What hath his Eye found out ? Timan. 'Tis fix'd upon That Stranger Lady. Chryf. I am glad, yet, that He dares look on a Woman. [All this Time the Informer kneeling. to Pulcheria, and delivering Papers.] Tbcod. Pbilanax, What is that comely Stranger ? Pbila. A Petitioner. Cbryf. Will you hear her Cafe, and difpatch her Iri your Chamber ? I'll undertake to bring her. VOL. II. T 290 THE EMPEROR Vbcod. Bring me to Some Place where 1 may look on her Demeanour. *Tis a lovely Creature ! Cbryf. There's fome Hope in this, yet. [Exeunt Theodofius, Patriarch, and the Train, Pulch. No, you have done your Parts : Paul. Now Opportunity courts you, Prefer your Suit. At ben. As low as Mifery Can fall, for Proof of my Humility, - A poor diftreffed Virgin bows her Head, And lays hold on your Goodnefs, the laft Altar Calamity can fly to for Protection. Great Minds erect their never-failing Trophies On the firm Bale of Mercy ; hut to triumph Over a Suppliant, by proud Fortune captiv'd, Argues a Baftard Conqueft 'tis to you I fpeak, to you, the fair and juft Pulcberia, The Wonder of the Age, your Sexes Honour ; And, as fuch, deign to hear me. As you have A Soul moulded from Heaven, and do defire To have it made a Star there, make the Means Of your Afcent to that Celeftial Height Virtue wrng'd with brave Action. They draw near The Nature, and the Eflence of the Gods, Who imitate their Goodnefs. Pulch. If you were A Subject of the Empire, which your Habit In every Part denies Atben. O fly not to Such an Evafion ; whate'er I am, Being a Woman, in Humanity You are bound to right me, though the Difference Of my Religion may feem to exclude me From your Defence (which you'd have confin'd) The moral Virtue, which is general, Muft know no Limits By thefe blefTed Feet That pace the Paths of Equity, and tread boldly On the ftiflf Neck of tyrannous Oppreffion^ By O F T H E E A S T. 291 Sy thde Tears by which I bathe 'em, I conjure you With Pity to look on me. Pulcb. Pray you rife. And, as you rife, receive this Comfort from me. Beauty fee off with fuch fweet Language never Can want an Advocate; and you muft bring More than a Guilty Caufe if you prevail not. Some Bufinefs long fmce thought upon, difpatched, You fliall have Hearing, and, as far as Juilice Will warrant me, my bed Aids. At hen. I do defire No ftronger Guard ; my Equity needs no Favour. Pulcb. Are thefe the Men ? Projeftor. We were, an't like your Highnefs. The Men, the Men of Eminence, and Mark, And may continue fo, if it pleafe your Grace. Majler. This Speech was well projected. Puhh. Does your Confcience (I will begin with you) whifper unto you What here you ftand accus'd of? Are you named The President of Projectors ? Informer. Juftify it, Man, And tell her in what thou'rt ufeful. Projeft. That's apparent ; And, if you pleafe, afk fome about the Court, And they will tell you too my rare Inventions, They owe their Bravery, perhaps Means to purchafe, And cannot live without me. 1, alas ! Lend out my labouring Brains to Ufe, and fometimes For a Drachma in the Pound, the more the Pity. I am all Patience, and endure the Curfes Of many, for the Profit of one Patron. Pulcb. 1 do conceive the reft What is the Second ? Informer. The Mignion of the Suburbs. Pulcb. What hath he To do in Conftantinople ? Mign. I Heal in now and then, As I am thought ufeful \ marry, there I am call'd The Squire of Dames, or Servant of the Sex, T 2 And 292 THE EMPEROR And by the Allowance of fome fportful Ladies Honour'd with that Title. Pulch. Spare your Character, You're here deciphered Stand by with your Compere. What is the Third ? A Creature I ne'er heard of; The Mailer of the Manners* and the Habit ? You have a double Office. Mafter. In my Actions I make both good ; for by my Theorems Which your polite, and terfer Gallants praftife, I refine the Court, and civilize Their barbarous Natures. I have, in a Table With curious Punctuality fet down To a Hair's Breadth, how low a new-ftamp'd Courtier , May vail to a Country Gentleman, and, by Gradation, to his Merchant, Mercer, Draper, His Linen-Man, and Taylor. Pulch. Pray you, difcover This hidden Myftery. Mafter. If the 'forefaid Courtier (As it may chance fometimes) find not his Name- Writ in the Citizens Books with a State-Hum He may falute 'em after three Days waiting : But, if he owe them Money, that he may Preferve his Credit,, let him, in Policy, never Appoint a Day of Payment; fo they may hope fliil : But, if he be to take up more, his Page May attend 'em at the. Gate, and ufher- 'em Into his Cellar, and when they are warm'd with Wine, Conduct 'em to his Bedchamber, and though then He be under his Barber's Hands, as foon as feen, He muft ftart up to embrace 'em, vail thus low ; Nay, though he call 'em Coufins, 'tis the better, His Dignity no Way wrong'd in't. Paul. Here's a fine Knave ! Pulch. Does this Rule hold without Exception, Sirrah, For Courtiers in general ? Mafter. No, dear Madam; For one of the laft Edition, and for him OF THE EAST. 293 I have compos'd a Dictionary, in which He is inftructed, how, when, and to whom To be proud or humble ; at what Times of the Year He may do a good Deed for itfelf, and that is Writ in Dominical Letters ; all Days elfe Are his own, and of thofe Days the feveral Hours Mark out, and to what Ufe. Pukh. Shew us your Method ; I'm ftrangely taken with it. Majler. 'Twill deferve A Penfion, I hope. Firft a ftrong Cullis In his Bed, to heighten Appetite : Shuttle cock, To keep him in Breath, when he rifes ; Tennis-Courts Are chargeable, and the riding of great Horfes Too boift'rous for my young Courtier ; let the old ones I think not of, ufe it , next his Meditation How to court his Miftrefs, and that he may feem witty, Let him be furnifh'd with confederate Jefts Between him and his Friend, that, on Occafion, They may vent 'em mutually : What his Pace and Garb Muft be in the Prefence, then the Length of his Sword, The Famion of the Hilt what the Blade is It matters not, 'twere Barbarifm to ufe it, Unlefs to mew his Strength upon an Andiron ; So, the fooner broke, the better. Pukh. How I abufe This precious Time ! Projector, 1 treat firft Of you and your Difciples , you roar out, All is the King's, his Will above his Laws : And that fit Tributes are top gentle Yokes For his poor Subjects ; whifp'ring in his Ear, If he would have their Fear, no Man mould dare To bring a Sallad from his Country Garden, Without the paying Gabel ; kill a Hen, Without Excife : and that, if he defire To have his Children, or his Servants wear Their Heads upon their Shoulders, you affirm, In Policy, 'tis fit the Owner ihould Pay for 'em by the Poll ; or, if the Prince want T 3 A 294 THE EMPEROR A prefent Sum, he may command a City Impoflibilities, and for Non- performance Compel it to fubmit to any Fine His Officers [hall impofe. Is this the Way To make our Emperor happy ? Can the Groans Of his Subjects yield him Mufick ? Muft his Threfliolds Be wafh'd with Widow's and wrong'd Orphan's Tears, Or his Power grow contemptible ? Projett. I begin To feel ray lei f a Rogue again, Pukh. But you are The Squire of Dames, devoted to the Service Of gamefome Ladies, the hidden Myftery Difcover'd, their ciofe Bawd; thy (lavifh Breath Fanning the Fires of Luft, the Gorbetween This Female and that wanton Sir ; your Art Can blind a jealous Hufband, and, difguis'd Like a Millener or Shoemaker, convey A Letter in a Pantofle or Glove Without Sufpicion : nay, at his Table, In a Cafe of Pick- tooths. You iiaftruft 'em how To parley with their Eyes, and make the Temple A Mart of Loofenefs ; to difcover all Thy fubtije Brokages, were to teach in Publick, Thofe private Pradtices, which are, in Juftice, Severely to be punifh'd. Mignion. I am caft : A Jury of my Patronefles cannot quit me. Pukh. You are Matter of the Manners, and the Flabit j Rather the Scorn of fuch as would live Men, And not, like Apes, with lervile Imitation Study prodigious Fafhipns. You keep Intelligence abroad, that may inftrucl: Our giddy Youth at Home what new-found Fafiiion Is now in Ule, fwearing he's moft complete That firft turns Monfter. Know, Villains, I can thruft This Arm into your Hearts, ftrip off the Flefh That covers your Deformities, and mew you Jn ypur own Nakednefs. Now, though the Law Call OF THE EAST. 295 Call not your Follies Death, you are for ever BaniftYd my Brother's Court. Away with em ; . I will hear no Reply. [Exeunt Informer, Officers, Pr ij oners. 'fhe Curtains drawn above, Theodofius and bis Eunucbs difcovered. Paul. What think you now ? Clean. That I am in a Dream ; or that I fee A fecond Pallas* Pulcb. Thefe remov'd, to you I .clear my Brow. Speak without Fear, fweet Maid, Since with a mild AfpecT:, and ready Ear, I fit prepar'd to hear you. Atben. Know, great Princcfs, My Father, though a Pagan, was admired For his deep Search into thofe hidden Studies, Whofe Knowledge is deny'd to common Men : The Motion, with the divers Operations Of the Superior Bodies, by his long And careful Obfervation, were made Familiar to him ; all the fecret Virtues Of Plants, and Simples, and in what Degree They were ufeful to Mankind, he could difcourfe of: In a Word, conceive him as a Prophet honour'd In his own Country. But being born a Man, It lay not in him to defer the Hour Of his approaching Death, though long foretold : In this fo fatal Hour he call'd before him His two Sons, and myfelf, the deareft Pledges Lent him by Nature, and with his Right Hand Blefling our feveral Heads, he thus began : Chryf. Mark his Attention. Phila. Give me Leave to mark too. Athen. If I could leave my Underftanding to you, It were fuperfluous to make Divifion Of whatfoever elfe I can bequeath you : But, to avoid Contention, I allot T 4 An 296 T H E E M P E R O R An equal Portion of my Pofieffions To you my Sons ; but, unto thee, my Daughter, My Joy, my Darling (pardon me, though 1 Repeat his Words if my prophetic Soul Ready to take her Flight, can truly guefs at Thy future Fate, I leave thee ftran'ge Afiurance Of the nor th' Age before us, ever look'd 1\| on The like Solemnity. U 4 3 I2 THE EMPEROR Pbila. A ftidden Fever Kept me at home. Pray you, my Lord, acquaint me "With the Particulars. Paul. You may prefume, No Pomp, nor Ceremony could be wanting, Where there was Privilege to command, and Means To cherifh rare Inventions, Pbila, I believe it j But the Sum of all, in brief. Paul. Pray you fo take it j Fair AtbenaiS) not long fince a Suitor, And almoft in her Hopes forfaken, firft Was chrift'ned, and the Emperor's Mother's Name, Eudoxia^ as he will'd, impos'd upon her : Pulcberia^ the ever matchlefs Princefs, Aflifted by her reverend Aunt Maria, Her God-morhers. Pbila. And who the Mafculine Witnefs ? Paul. At the new Emprefs' Suit I had the Honour 5 For which I muft ever ferve her. Pbila. *Twas a Grace, With Juftice you may boaft of. . Paul. The Marriage tollow'd, And, as 'tis faid, the Err peror made bold To turn the Day to Night ; for to Bed they went As icon as they had din'd, and there are Wagers Laid by fome merry Lords, he hath already Begot a Boy upon her. Pbila. That is yet To be determin'd of; but I am certain, A Prince, Ib ibon in his Difpofition alter'd, Was never heard nor read of. Paul. But of late,. Frugal and fparing, now nor Bounds, nor Limits To his magnificent Bounties. He affirm'd, Having receiv'd more Bleflings by his Emprefs Then he could hope, in Thankulnefs to Heaven He cannot be too prodigal to others. Whit- O F T H E E A S T. 3^ Whatever's offer'd to his Royal Hand He figns without perufing it. Pbila. I am here Jnjoin'd to free all fuch as lie for Debt, The Creditors to be paid out of his Coffers. Paul. And I all Malefactors that are not Convicted, or for Treafon or foul Murther ; Such only are excepted ; Phila. 'Tis a rare Clemency ! Paul, Which we muft not difpute, byt put in Practice. [Exeunt. SCENE II. Loud Mufick, Shouts 'within : Heaven preferve the Empe- ror ^ Heaven blefs the Emprefs. Then in State, Chry- fapius, Patriarch. Paulinus, Theodofius, Athenais, Pulcheria, her two young Sifters bearing up Athenais'j Train, followed by Philanax, Gratianus, Timantus, Suitors, presenting Petitions, the Emperor f eating them. Pulcheria appears troubled, Pulch. Sir, by your own Rules of Philofophy You know Things violent lafl not. Royal Bounties Are great, and gracious while they are difpens'd With Moderation ; but, when their Excefs Jn giving Giant-Bulks to others, take from The Prince's juft Proportion, they lofe The Names ot Virtues, and, their Natures chang'd, Grow the mod dangerous Vices Theod. In this, Sifter, Your Wifdom is not circular ; they that fow In narrow Bounds, cannot expect, in Reafon, A Crop beyond their Ventures, what I do Pifperle, I lend, and will with Ufury Return unto my Heap. I only then Am rich, and happy ''though my Coffers found With Emptinefsj when my glad Subjects feel, Their Plenty and Felicity is my Gift* And 3H THE EMPEROR And they will find, when they with Cheerfulnefs Supply not my Defects, I being the Stomach To th' politick Body of the State, the Limbs Grow fuddenly faint and feeble. I could urge Proofs of more Finenefs in their Shape and Language j But none of greater Strength. Diffuade me not ; What we will, we will doj yet, to affure you Your Care does not offend us, for an Hour, Be happy in the Converfe of my bed And deareft Comfort May you pleafe to licenfe My Privacy fome few Minutes ? [To Athenais. Atben. Licenfe, Sir ? I have no Will, but is deriv'd from yours, And that ftill waits upon you ; nor can I Be left with fuch Security with any, As with the gracious Princefs, who receives Addition, though (he be all Excellence, In being ftil'd your Sifter. fbeod. O fweet Creature ! Let me be cenfur'd fond, and too indulgent, Nay, though they fay uxorious, I care not ; Her Love, and fweet Humility exact A Tribute far beyond my Power to pay Her matchlefs Goodnefs. [Afide^ Forward. {Exeunt Theodofius and the Traitt, Pulcb. Now you find Your dying Father's Prophecy, that foretold Your prefent Greatnefs, to the full accomplifh'd. For the poor Aids, and Furtherance I lent you, I willingly forget. Atken. Ev'n that binds me To a more drift Remembrance of the Favour ; Nor mail you, from my foul Ingratitude, In any Circumftance, ever find Caufe T'upbraid me with your Benefit. Pulcb. I believe fo. Pray you give us Leave -What now I muft deliver Under the cleepeft Seal of Secrecy, Though OF THE EAST. 313 Though it be for your Good, will give AJTurance Of what is look'd for, if you not alone Hear, but obey my Couniels. Athen. They mutt be Of a ftrange Nature, if with zealous Speed I put 'em not in Practice. Pulch. 'Twere Impertinence To dwell on Circumtiances, fince the Wound Requires a fudden Cure ; efpecially Since you, that are the happy Inftrument Elected to it, though young in your Judgment Write far above your Years, and may inltruct Such as are more experienc'd. Atben. Good Madam, In this I muft oppoie you, I am well Acquainted with my Weaknefs, and it will not Become your Wjfdom, by which I am rais'd To this titulary Height, that fhouid correct The Pride, and overweening of my Fortune, To play the Parafite to it, in afcribing That Merit to me, unto which I can Pretend no Intereft Pray you, excufc My bold Simplicity, and to my Weight Defign me where you pleale, and you mall find Jn my Obedience, 1 am (till your Creature. Pulcb. 'Tis nobly anfwer'd, anfl I glory in The Building I have rais'd. Go on, fweetLady, In this your virtuous Progrefs. Rut to the Point; You know, nor do I envy it, you have Acquir'd that Power, which, not long fince, was mine, Jn governing the Emperor, and muft ufe The Strength you hold in the Heart of his Affections, For his private, as the pubiick Prekrvation, To which there is no greater Knemy, Than his exorbitant Prodigality, Howe'er his Sycophants, and Flatterers call it, Royal Magnificence j and, though he may Urge what's done for your Honour, muft not be Curb'd 316 THE EMPEROR Curb'd, or be controul'd by you, you cannot in Your Wifdom but conceive, if that the Torrent Of his violent Bounties be not ftop'd, or leflen'd, It will prove rnoft pernicious. Therefore, Madam, Since 'tis your Duty, as you are his Wife, TO give him faving Counfels, and, in being Almoft his Idol, may command him to Take any Shape you pleafe, with a powerful Hand, To ftop him in his Precipice to Ruin. Atben. Avert it, Heaven ! Pukh. Heaven is mod gracious to you, Madam, In chufing you to be the Inftrument Of fuch a pious Work. You fee he figns What Suit foever is prefer'd, not once Enquiring what it is, yielding himfelf A Prey to all. I would, therefore, have you, Lady, As I know you will, to advife him, or command him, As he would reap the Plenty of your Favours, To ufe more Moderation in his Bounties ; And that, before be gives, he would confider, The what, to whom, and wherefore. Atben. Do you think Such Arrogance, or Ufurpation, rather, Of what is proper, and peculiar To ev'ry private Hufband, and much more To him an Emperor, can rank with th' Obedience And Duty of a Wife ? Are we appointed In our Creation (let me reafon with you) To rule, or to obey ? Or, 'caufe he loves me With a kind Impotence; muft I tyrannize Over his Weaknefs ? Or abufe the Strength, With which he arms me, to his Wrong ? Or, like A proftituted Creature, merchandize Our mutual Delight for Hire ? Or to Serve mine own fordid Ends ? In vulgar Nuptials Priority is exploded, though there be A Difference in the Parties ; and mail I, His Vaflal, from Obfcurity, rais'd by him To OF T H E E A S T, 317 To this fo eminent Light, * prefume t' appoint him To do, or not to do, this, or that ? When Wives Are well accommodated by their Hufbands With all Things both for Ufe, and Ornament, Let them fix there, and never dare to queftion Their Wills or Actions. For myfelf, I vow, Though now my Lord would rafhly giveaway His Scepter, and Imperial Diadem, Or if there could be any Thing more precious, I would not crofs it ; but I know this is But a Trial of my Temper, and as fuch I do receive it ; or, if 't be othervvife, You are fo fubtil in your Arguments, I dare not ftay to hear them. Pulch. Is't ev'n fo ? I've Power o'er thefe, yet, and command their Stay, To hearken nearer to me. 1 Sifter. We are charg'd By the Emperor, our Brother, to attend The Kmprefs' Service. 2 Sifter. You are too mortify'd, Sifter, (With Reverence I fpeak it) for young Ladies To keep you Company. I am fo tir'd With your tedious Exhortations, Doctrines, Ufes of your religious Morality, That, for my Health-fake, I mud take the Freedom To enjoy a little of thole pretty Pleafures That I was born to. i Sifter. When I come to your Years, I'll do as you do ; but, till then, with your Pardon, I'll lofe no more Time. I have not learn'd to dance yet, Nor fing, but Holy Hymns, and thofe to vile Tunes tooj Nor to difcourfe, but of Schoolmens Opinions. How fhall I anfwer my Suitors ? Since, I hope, Ere long I fhall have many, without Practice 1 To tkiifo eminent Light. Thus we read in the old Copies, which -I have here follow'd, tho' I think it ought to be To tbisfo eminent Height. To 3 iS THE EMPEROR To write, and fpeak fomething that's not derived From the Fathers of Philofophy. 2 Sifter. We ftiall fhame Our Breeding, Sifter, if we 'fhould goon thus. 1 Sifter. 'Tis for your Credit, that we ftudy How to converfe with Men ; Women with Women Yields but a barren Argument. 2 Sifter. She frowns But you'll protect us, Madam ? Athen. Yes, and love Your fweet Simplicity. 1 Sifter. All young Girls are fo, 'Till they know the Way oft. 2 Sifter. But, when we are enter*d, We fhall on a good round Pace. Atben. I'll leave you, Madam. i Sifter. And we ; our Duties with you. [Exeunt Athenais and the young Ladies. Pulch. On all Hands Thus flighted? No Way left ? Am I grown ftupid In my Invention ? Can I make no Ufe Of the Emperor's Bounties ? Now 'tis thought : within there. Enter Servant. Serv. Madam. Pukb. It fhall be fo : Nearer ; your Ear Draw a Petition to this End. Serv. Befides The Danger to prefer it, I believe 'Twill ne'er be granted. Pulch. How's this ? Are you grown, From a Servant, my Director ? Let me hear No more of this. Difpatch, I'll matter him [Exit Servant. At his own Weapon. Enter OF THE EAST. Enter Theodofius, Favorinus, Philanax, Timantus, Gratianus. Tbeod. Let me underftand it, If yet there be ought wanting that may perfect A general Happinefs. Favor. The People's Joy In Seas of Acclamations flow in To wait on yours. Pbila. Their Love with Bounty levied, Is a fure Guard : Obedience, forc'd from Fear, Paper Fortification, which in Danger Will yield to the Imprefiion of a Reed, Or of itfelf fall off. 'Tbeod. True, Pbilanax. And by that certain Compafs we refolve To (leer our Barque of Government. Enter Servant with tbe Petition. Pukb. 'Tis well. Tbeod. My deareft, and my all-deferving Sifter, As a Petitioner kneel ? It muft not be. Pray you, rife ; although your Suit were half my Em- pire, 'Tis freely granted. Pulch. Your Alacrity To give hath made a Beggar ; yet, before My Suit is by your facred Hand and Seal Confirmed, 'tis neceflary you perufe The Sum of my Requeft. Tbeod. We will not wrong Your Judgment, in conceiving what 'tis fit For you to afk, and us to grant, fo much, As to proceed with Caution, give me my Signet, With Confidence I fign it, and here vow By my Father's Soul, but with your free Confent, It is irrevocable. $20 THE EMPEROR Vivian. What if fhe now Calling to Memory, how often we Have crofs'd her Government, in Revenge hath made Petition for our Heads ?' Grat. They muft even off, then ; No Ranfom can redeem us. Theod. Let thofe Jewels So highly rated by the Pcrfian Merchants Be bought, and as a Sacrifice from us Prefented to Eudoxia, fhe being only Worthy to wear 'em. I am angry with The unrefiftable Neceflity Of my Occafions, and important Cares, That fo long keep me from her. [Exeunt Theodofius and the Train. Pulcb. Go to the Emprefs, And tell her on the fudden, I am fick, And do defire the Comfort of a Vifit, If fhe pleafe to vouchfafe it. From me ufe Your humblefl Language. But, when once I have her [Exit Servant. In my PofTeflion, I will rife, and fpeak In a higher Strain : Say it raife Storms, no matter. Fools judge by the Event, my Ends arehoneft. [Exeunt. SCENE III. Theodofius, Timantus, Philanax. Tbeod. What is become of her ? Can fhe that carries Such glorious Excellence of Light about her, Be any where conceal'd ? Phila. We have fought her Lodgings, And all we can learn from the Servants, is, She by your Majefly's Sifters waited on, The Attendance of her other Officers, By her exprefs Command, deny'd, Tbeod. Forbear Impertinent Cjrcumftances, whither went Jhe ? Speak. Pbila. 6 F THE EAST. 321 Pbila. As they guefs, to the Laurel Grove. Yheod. So (lightly guarded ! What an Earthquake I feel in me ! and, but that Religion allures the contrary, The Poets Dreams of luftful Fawns, and Satyrs, Would make me fear I know not what. Enter Favorinus. Favor. I have found her, And it pleafe your Majefty. Tbeod. Yes, it doth pleafe me. But why return'd without her ? Favtir. As me made Her fpeedieft Approaches to your Prefence, A Servant of the Princefs's, Pulcheria, Encountered her. What 'twas he whifper'd to her I'm ignorant ; but, hearing it, me ftarted, And will'd me to cxcufe her Abfence from you The third Part of an Hour. Theod. In this fhe takes So much of my Life from me ; yet, I'll bear it With what Patience I may ; fince 'tis her Pleafure, Go back, my Favorinus^ and intreat her Not to exceed a Minute. Timant. Here's ftrange Fondnefs \ [Exeunt. SCENE IV. Pulcheria. Servants. Pulcb. You're certain fhe will come ? Serv. She is already Enter'd your outward Lodgings. Pulch. No Train with her ? Serv. Your Excellency's Sifters only. Pulch. 'Tis the better. See the Doors ftrongly guarded, and deny Accefs to all, but with our fpecial Licence : VOL. II. X Why 32* T H E E M P E R O R Why doft thou ftay ? Shew your Obedience ; Your Wifdom now is ufelefs. [Exeunt Servants. Enter Athenais, Arcadia, FUccilla, Flac. She is Tick, fure ; Or, in fit Reverence to your Majefty, She had waited you at the Door, Arcad. 'Twould hardly be [Pulcheria walking by, Excus'd, in civil Manners, to her Equal ; But with more Difficulty to you, that are So far above her. Atben. Not in her Opinion ; She hath been too long accuflom'd to Command T' acknowledge a Superior. Arcad. There fhe walks. Flac. If fhe be not fick of the Sullens, I fee not The leafl Infirmity in her. At ben. This is ft range ! Arcad. Open your Eyes : The Emprefs. Pulch. Reach that Chair : KOW, fitting thus at Diftance, I'll vouchfafe To look upon her. Arcad. How, Sifter ? Pray you awake. ./Vre you in your Wits ? . Flac. Grant, Heaven, your too much Learning Does not conclude in Madnefs. Atben. You intreated A Vifit from me. Pulch. True, my Servant us'd Such Language : But now, as a Miftrr.fs, J Command your Service. Atben. Service ? Arcad. She's ftark mad, fure. Pulcb. You'll find I can difpofe of what's mine own Without a Guardian. Atben. Follow me.-r I will fee you When your frantick Fit is o'er. I do begir* To be of your Belief. O F T H E E A S T. 323 Pulcb. It will deceive you. Thou fhak not ftir from hence. Thus, as mine own, I feize upon thee. Flac. Help, help ! Violence OfFer'd to the Emprefs' Perfon ! Pulcb. 'Tis in vain : She was an Emprefs once ; but, by my Gift : Which, being abus'd, I do recall my Grant. You are read in Story ; call to Remembrance What the great Heftor's Mother, Hecuba* Was to Ulyffu, Ilium fack'd. At ben. A Slave. Pulcb. To me thou art fo. Athen. Wonder and Amazement Quite overwhelm me : How am I transform'd ? How have I loft my Liberty ? [Knocking without. Enter Servant' Pulcb. Thou malt know Too foon, no Doubt. Who's that, with fuch Rudenefs Beats at the Door ? Serv. The Prince Paultnus, Madam, Sent from the Emperor to attend upon The gracious Emprefs. Arcad. And who is your Slave now ? Flac. Sifter, repent in Time, and beg Pardon For your Prefumption. Pulcb. It is refolv'd : From me return this Anfwer to Paulinas; She mall not come j flic's mine ; the Emperor hath No Intereft in her. [Exif Servant. Athen. Whatfoe'er I am, You take not from your Power o'er me, to yield A Reafon for this Ufage. Pulcb. Though my Will is Sufficient to add to thy Affliction, Know, Wretched Thing, 'tis not thy Fate, \ * Fo"y Hath made thee what thou art : Tis fome ^. X 2 To 324 THE EMPEROR To urge my Merits to one fo ungrateful ; Thereiore with Horror hear it. -When thou wert Thruft as a Stranger from thy Father's Houfe, Expos'd to all Calamities that Want Could throw upon thee -, thine own Brothers' Scorn, .And in thy Hopes, as by the World, forfakeri, My Pity, the laft Altar that was left thee j I heard thy Syren Charms, with Feeling heard them, And my Compafiion made mine Eyes vie Tears "Wnh thine, diOembling Crocodile ! and when Queens Were emulous tor thy Imperial Bed, The Garments ot thy Sorrows caft afide, I put thee in a Shape as would have forc'd Envy from Cleopatra, had fhe feen thee. Then, when i knew my Brother's Blood was warm'd With youthful Fires, I brought thee to his Prefence ; And how my deep Defigns, for thy Good plotted, Succeeded to my Wifhes, is apparent, And needs no Repetition. Athen. I am ccmfcious Of our fo many, and unequal'd Favours, But find not how I may accufe myfelf For any Facts committed, that with Juftice Can raife your Anger to this Height againfl me. Pulch, Pride and Forgetfulneis would not let thee fee that, Againft which now thou canft not clofe thine Eyes, What Injury could be equal to thy late Contempt of my good Counfel, when I urg'd The Emperor's prodigal Bounties, and intreated That you would uie your Power to give 'em Limits, Or, at the Icaft, a due Consideration Of fuch as fu'd, and for what, ere he fign'd it ? In Oppofition, you brought againft me Th' Obedience of a Wife, that Ladies were nor, Being well accommodated by their Lords, To queftion, but much les to crofs, their Pleafures i Kor would you, though the Emperor were refolv'4 To give away his Scepter, hinder it. Since OF THE EAST. 325 Since 'twas done for your Honour, covering with FaJfe Colours of Humility your Ambition. Athen. And is this my Offence ? Pulcb. As wicked Counfel Is ftill mod hurtful unto thofe that give it j Such as deny to follow what is good, In Reafon, are the firft that mult repent it. When I pleafe, you (hall hear more ; in the mean Thank your own wilful Folly that hath chang'd you From an Emprefs to a Bondwoman. Tbeod. Force the Doors : Kill thofe that dare refilr. Enter Theodofius, Paulinus, Philanax, Chryfapius, Gratianus. Athen. Dear Sir, redeem me. Flac. O fuffer not, for your own Honour's fake, The Emprefs, you fo late lov'd, to be made A Prifoner in the Court. Arcad. Leap to his Lips, You'll find them the beft Sanctuary, Flac. And try, then, What Intereft my reverend Sifter hath To force you from 'em. Theod. What ftrange May game's this ? Though done in Sport, how ill this Levity Becomes your Wifdom ? Pulch. I am ferious, Sir, And have done nothing but what you in Honour s And as you are yourfelf an Emperor, Stand bound to juftify. Tbeod. Take heed -, put not thefe Strange Trials on my Patience. Pulch. Do not you, Sir, Deny your own Ac~b , as you are a Man, And ftand on your own Bottom, 'twill appear A childifh Weaknefs to make void a Grant, Sign'd by your Sacred Hand and Seal, and ftrengthen'd X 3 With 326 THE EMPEROR With a religious Oath, but with my Licence Never to be recall'd. For Tome few Minutes Let Reafon rule your Paflion, and in this, (Delivers the DceL Be pleas'd to read my Intereft. You will find, there, What you in me call Violence, is Juftice, And that I may make Ufe of what's mine own, According to my Will. 'Tis your own Gift, Sir ; And what an Emperor gives, fhould ftand as firm As the Celeftial Poles upon the Shoulders Of Atlas> or his Succeilor in that Office The great Alcides. Tbeod. Miferies of more Weight, Than 'tis feign'd they fupported, fall upon me ! W T hat hath my Rafhnefs done ? In this Tranfaction Drawn in exprefs and formal Terms, I have Giv'n and confign'd into your Hands, to ufe And obferve, as you pleafe, my dear Eudoxa. It is my Deed, I do confefs it is, And, as I am myfelf, not to be cancelled : But yat you may (hew Mercy and you will, When you confider that there is no Beauty So perfect in a Creature, but is foil'd With fome unbefeeming Blemifh. You have laboured To build me up a complete Prince ; 'tis granted : Yet, as I am a Man, like other Monarchs, I have Defects and Frailties ; my Facility, To fend Petitioners with pleas'd Looks from me, Is all I can be charg'd with, and it will Become your Wifdom, (fince 'tis in your Power) In Charity to provide, I fall no further Or in my Oath, or Honour. Pulcb. Royal Sir, This was the Mark I aim'd at, and I glory At the length, you fo conceive it : 'Twas a Weaknefs To meafure by your own Integrity The Purpofes of others. I have mewn you, In a true Mirror, what Fruit grows upon The free of hoodwink'd Bounty, and what Dangers, Preci- O F T H E E A S T, 327 Precipitation in the managing Your great Affairs produceth. Tbeod. I embrace it As a grave Advertifement, and voW hereafter Never to fign Petitions at this Rate. Pulch. For mine, fee, Sir, 'tis cancel'd ; on my Knees I re- deliver what I now begg'd from you. [Tears the Deed. She is my fecond Gift. Tbeod. Which if I part from 'Till Death divorce us [Kijfing Athenais. Athen. So, Sir Theod. Nay, Sweet, chide not : I am punifh'd in thy Looks -, defer the reft, 'Till we're more private. Pulch. I afk Pardon too, If, in my perfonated Pafiion, I Appear'd too harm and rough. Athen. 'Twas gentle Language^ What I was then confider*d. Pulch. O dear Madam, It was Decorum in the Scene. Athen. This Trial, "When I was Athenais , might have pais'd ; But, as I am the Emprefs Theod. Nay, no Anger, Since all Good was intended. [Exeunt Theodofius, Athenais, Arcadia, Flaccilla. Pulch. Building on That certain Bafe, 1 fear not what can follow. [Exit Pulcheria. Paul. Thefe are ftrange Devices, Philanax. Phila. True, my Lord. May all turn to the bed ! Grat. The Emperor's Looks Promis'd a Calm. Chryf. But the vex'd Emprefs' Frowns Prefag'd a fecond Storm. Paul. I am fure I feel one X 4 Ifl 3 2S T H E E M P E R O R In my Leg already. Phila. Your old Friend, the Gout ? Paul. My forc'd Companion, Philanax. Cbryf. To your Reft. Paul. Reft, and forbearing Wine, with a temperate Diet, Though many Mountebanks pretend the Cure oft, I've found my beft Phyficians. Pbila* Eafe to your Lordlhip. [Exeunt. The End of the fbird Aft. A C T IV. S C E N E I. Athenais, Chryfapius. Atlm. "\ /[ A K E me her Property ? iV Cbryf. Your Majefty Hath juft Caufe of Diftafte ; and your Refentment Of the Affront in the Point of Honour cannot But meet a fair Conftrudion. Atben. I have only The Title of an Emprefs, but the Power Is, by her, ravifh'd from me. She furveys My Actions as a Governefs, and calls My not obferving all that fhe directs, Folly, and Difobedience. Chryf. Under Correftion, With Grief I've long obierv'd it ; and, if you Stand pleas'd to fign my Warrant, I'll deliver In my unfeign'd Zeal, and Defire to ferve you, (Howe'er I run the Hazard of my Head for't, Should it arrive at the Knowledge of the Princefs) Not alone, the Reafons why Things are thus carried* But give into your Hands the Power to clip The Wings of her Command. jftfa*. O F T H E E A S T. 329 Atben. Your Service this Way Cannot offend me. Cbryf. Be you pleas'd to know, then, (But ftill with Pardon, if I am too bold) Your too much Sufferance imps the broken Feathers Which carry her to this proud Height, in which She with Security foars, and ftill tow'rs o'er you : But, if you would employ the Strengths you hold In the Emperor's Affections, and remember The Orb you move in fhoukl admit no Star elfe, You never would confefs the managing Of State Affairs to her alone are proper, A nd you fit by a Looker on. Atben. I would not, If it were poflible I could attempt Her Diminution, without a Taint Of foul Ingratitude in myfelf. Cbryf. In this The Sweetnefs of your Temper does abufe you 5 And you call that a Benefit to yourielf Which me for her own Ends confer'd upon you. 'Tis yielded me gave Way to your Advancement : But for what Caufe ? that fhe might ftill continue Her Abfolute Sway and Swing o'er thp whole State ; And that flie might to her Admirers vaunt, The Emprefs was her Creature, and the Giver To be prefer'd before the Gift. Atben. It may be. Cbryf. Nay, 'tis moft certain : Whereas, would you pleafe In a true Glafs to look upon yourielf, And view without Detraction your own Merits, Which all Men wonder at, you would find that Fate, Without a fecond Caufe, appointed you To the fupremeft Honour. For the Princefs, She hath reign'd long enough, and her Remove Will make your Entrance free to the Pofiefiion Of what you were born td ; and, but once refolve To build upon her Ruins, leave the Engines * That THE EMPEROR That muft be us'd to undermine her Greatnefs To my Provifion. Atben. I thank your Care : But a Defign of fuch Weight muft not be Rafhly determin'd of; it will exaft A long and ferious Confultation from me, In the mean Time, Cbryfapius, reft aflur'd I Jive your thankful Miftrefs. [Exit Athenais. Cbryf. Is this all ? Will the Phyfick that I minifter'd work no further ? I've play'd the Fool ; and, leaving a calm Port, Embark'd myfelf on a rough Sea of Danger. In her Silence lies my Safety, which how can I Hope from a Woman ? But the Die is thrown, And I muft ftand the Hazard. Enter Theodofius, Philanax, Timantus, Gratianu^ Hunt/men. fbeod. Is Paulinus So tortur'd with his Gout ? Pbila. Moft miferably, Sir. And it adds much to his Affliction, that The Pain denies him Power to wait upon Your Majejly. I'heod. 1 pity him.- He is A wond'rous honeft Man, and what he fuffers, I. know, will grive my Emprels. Timan. He, indeed, is Much bound to her gracious Favour. Theod. He deferves it ; She cannot find a Subject upon whom She better may confer it. Is the Stag Safe lodg'd ? Grat. Yes, Sir, and the Hounds and Huntfmen ready, Pbila. He will make you royal Sport. He is a Deer, Of ten, at the leaft. Enter O F T H E E A S T. 331 Enter Countryman with an dpple. Grat. Whither will this Clown ? Timan. Stand back. Count. I would zee the Emperor. Why mould you Courtiers Scorn a poor Countryman ? We zweat at the Plough To vill your Mouths, you and you Curs might ftarve, elfe. We prune the Orchards, and you cranch the Fruit; Yet ftill y'are fnarling at us. TbeoJ. What's the matter ? Count. I would look on thy fweet Face. Timan. Unmannerly Swain ! Count. Zwain ? Though I am a Zwain, I have ft Heart, yet, As ready to do Service for my Leg, As any Princock, Peacock of you all. Zookers ! had I one of you zingle, with this Twig I would fo veeze you. Timan. Will your Majefty Hear this rude Language ? Tbecd. Yes, and hold it as An Ornament, not a Blemifh. O Timantus ! Since that dread Power by whom we are, difdains not With an open Ear to hear Petitions from us, Eafy Accefs in us, his Deputies, To the meaneft of our Subjects, is a Debt Which we Hand bound to pay. Count. By my Granam's Ghoft 'Tis a wholefome Zaying , our Vicar could not mend k In the Pulpit on a Zunday. Tbeod. What's their Suit Friend ? Count. Zute ? I would laugh at that. Let the Court beg from thee, What the poor Country gives. I bring a Prefent To thy good Grace, which I can call mine own, And look not, like thefe gay Volk, for a Return T H E E M P E R O R Of what they venture. Have I giv'nt you, ha ! Cbryf. A perilous Knave. Count. Zee here a dainty Apple. [Prefents the Apple. Of mine own grafting; zweet and zownd, I affltre thee. Tbeod. It is the faireft Fruit I ever faw. Thofe golden Apples in the Hefperian Orchards So ftrangely guarded by the watchful Dragon, As they requir'd great Hercufes to get 'em ^ Nor thofe with which Hippomenes deceiv'd, Swift-footed Atalanta^ when I look On this, deferve no "Wonder. You behold The poor Man, and his Prefent, with Contempt : I to their Value prize both \ He, that could So aid weak Nature, by his Care and Labour, As to compel a Crabtree-ftock to bear A precious Fruit of this large Size and Beauty, Would by his Induftry change a petty Village Into a populous City, and from that Erect a flourifhing Kingdom. Give the Fellow, For an Encouragement to his future Labours, TenAttick Talents. Count. I will weary heaven With my Prayers for your Majefty. [Exit Countryman, Theod. Philanax, From me prefent this Rarity to the rareft And bed of Women. When I think upon The boundlefs Happinefs that from her flows to me In my Imagination I am rap'd Beyond myfelf. But I forget our Hunting, To the Foreft for the Exercife of my Body ; But for my Mind, 'tis wholly taken up In the Contemplaxion of her matchlefs Virtues. [Exeunt* S C E N E II. Athenais, Pulcheria, Arcadia, Flaccilk. Athen. You mail know there's a Difference between us. Pulch. There was, I'm certain, not long fince, when you Kneel'd O F T H E E A S T. $3$ Kneel'd a Petitioner to me ; then you were happy To be near my Feet ; and do you hold it, now, As aDifparagementthat I fide you, Lady? Atben. Since you refpect me only as I was, What I am (hall be remember'd. Pulch. Does the Means I practis'd, to give good and faving Counfels To th' Emperor, and your new ftamp'd Majefty Still flick in your Stomach ? Aiben. 'Tis not yet digefted, In troth it is not. Why, good Governefs, Though you are held for a grand Madam, and yourfelf The firft that overprize it, I ne'er took Your Words for Delphian Oracles, nor your Action* For Inch Wonders as you make 'em, there is one, When (he mall fee her Time, as fit and able To be made Partner of the Emperor's Cares, As your wife felf, and may with Jutlice challenge A nearer Intereft. You have done your Vifit, So, when you pleafe, you may leave me. Pulcb. I'll not bandy Words with your Mightinefs, proud one, only this, You carry too much Sail for your fmall Bark ; And that, when you leaft think upon't, may fink you, [Exit Pulcheria. Flac. I am glad (he's gone. Arcad. I fear'd (he wpuld have read A tedious Led u re to us. Enter Philanax with tbe Apple. Phila. From the Emperor. This rare Fruit to the rareft. Atben. How, my Lord ? Pbila. I ufe his Language, Madam ; and that Truft, Which he impos'd on me, difcharg'd, his Pleafure Commands my prefent Service. [Exit Philanax, Albert. Have you ieen So fair an Apple ? Flac. THE EMPEROR Flac. Never. Arcad. If the Tafte Anfwer the Beauty. Atben. Prettily beg'd ; you mould have it ; But that you eat too much cold Fruit, and that Changes the frefh Red in your Cheeks to Palenefs. Enter Servant. I*ve other Dainties for you ; you come from Paulinas ; how is't with that truly noble, And honeft Lord ? My Witnefs at the Fount ; In a Word, the Man to whofe blefs'd Charity I owe my Greatnefs. How is't with him ? Serv. Spiritly, In his Mind ; but, by the raging of his Gout, In his Body much diftemper'd ; that you pleas'd To inquire his Health, took off much from his Pain ; His glad Looks did confirm it. At hen. Do his Doctors. Give him no Hope ? Serv. Little -, they rather fear, By his continual burning, that he ftands In danger of a Fever. Atben. To him again, And tell him that I heartily wi(h it lay In me toeafe him, and from me deliver This choice Fruit to him ; you may fay to that I hope it will prove phyfical. Serv. The good Lord Will be o'erjoy'd with the Favour. Atben. He deferves more. [Exeunt. SCENE III. Paulinus brought in a Chair, Chirurgeon. Chirurg. I've done as much as Art can do, to flop The violent Courfe of your Fit, and I hope you feel it. How does your Honour ? Paul. O F T H E E A S T. 335 Paul, At fome Eafe, I thank you : I would you could aflure Continuance of it, For the Moiety of my Fortune. Chirurg. If I could cure The Gout, my Lord, without the Philofopher's Stone I (hould foon purchafe, it being a Difeafe, In poor Men very rare, and in the rich The Cure impoflible, your many Bounties Bid me prepare you for a certain Truth, And to flatter you, were difhoneft. Paul. Your plain dealing Deferves a Fee. Would there were many more fuch Of your Profeffion. Happy are poor Men -, If fick with the Excefs of Heat or Cold, Caus'd by neceflitous Labour, not loofe Surfeits They, when fpare Diet, or kind Nature fail To perfect their Recovery, foon arrive at Their Reft in Death -, but, on the contrary, The Great and Noble are expos'd as Preys To the Rapine of Phyficians ; and they, In ling'ring out what is remedilefs, Aim at their Profit, not the Patients Health. A thoufand Trials and Experiments Have been put upon me, and I forc'd to pay dear For my Vexation ; but I am refolv'd, (I thank your honeft Freedom) to be made A Property no more for Knaves to work on. -What have you there ? Enter Cleon with a Parchment Roll. Qeon. The Triumphs of an Artfman O'er all Infirmities, made authentical With the Names of Princes, Kings and Emperors That were his Patients. Paul. Some Empirick. Cleon. It may be foj but he fwears, within three Days He will grub up your Gout by th* Roots, and make you able To 336 THE EMPEROR To march ten Leagues a Day in compleat Armour, Paul. Impoflible. Clean. Or, if you like not him Chirurg. Hear him, my Lord, for your Mirth ; I will take Order, They mall not wrong you. Paul. Ufher in your Monfter. Cleon. He is at hand, march up : Now fpeak for yourfelf. Enter Empirick. Empir. J come not, Right Honourable, toyourPre- fence, with any bafe and fordid End of Reward ; the Immortality of my Fame is the White I (hoot at, the Charge of my moil curious and coftly Ingredients de- fray'd, amounting to fome feventeen thoufand Crowns a Trifle in refped of Health writing your noble Name in my Catalogue, I fhall acknowledge myfelf amply fa- tisfy'd. Chirurg. I believe fo. Empir. For your own Sake, I moft heartily wiftr, that you had now all the Difeafes, Maladies and Infir- mities upon you, that were ever remember'd by old Galen, Hippocrates, or the later, and more admired Pa- racelfus. Paul. For your good Wilh, I thank you. Empir. Take me with you, I befeech your good Lordfhip. I urg'd it, that your Joy, in being certainly and fuddenly free from them, may be the greater, and cny not to be parallel'd Skill the more remarkable. The Cure of the Gout's a Toy, without Boaft be it laid ; my Cradle-practice, the Cancer, the Fiftula, theDropfy, Confurnption of Lungs and Kidneys, Hurts in the Brain, Heart, or Liver, are Things worthy my Oppofition ; but in the Recovery of my Patients I ever overcome them. But to your Gout Paul. I, marry, Sir ; that cur'd, I mail be apter To give. Credit to the reft. Empir. O F t H E E A S T. 337 fcmpir. Supp >fe it done, Sir. Chirar. And trie Means you ufe, I befeech you. Empir. I will do it in the plaineft Language, and dif- cover my Ingredients. Firft, my boteni Terebintbina, of Cvpris, my Manna, ros ccelo^ coagulated with vetulos tivorum, vulgarly Yolks of Eggs, with a little Cyath, or Quantity of my potable Elixir, with fome few Scru- ples of Safftfras and Guacum, fo taken every Morning and Evening, in the Space of three Days, purgeth, clean feth, and diffipateth the inward Caufes of the viru- lent Tumor. Paul. Why do you fmile ? Chirur. When he hath done, I will refolve you. Empir. For my exterior Applications, I have thefe Balfumunguentulums, extracted from Herbs, Plants, Roots, Seeds, Gums, and a Million of other Vegeta- bles, the principal of which are Ulitlipona, or Serpenta- ria, Sophia, or Herba Confolidarum, Parthenion, or Commanilla Romana, Mumia tranfmarina, mixed with my plumbum Philofophorum, and mater metallorum, cum offa parakli, eft univerfale medicamentum in podagra. Cleon. A conjuring Balfamum, Empir. This applied warm upon the pained Place, with a feather of Struthio cameli, or a Bird of Paradife, which is every Where to be had, mall expulfe this tarta- rous, vifcous, anatheos, and malignant Dolor. Chirur. An excellent Receipt ! but does your Lordfhip Know what it is good for ? Paul. I would be inftrufted. Chirur. For the Gonorrhoea, or, if you will hear it In a plainer Phrafe, the Pox. Empir. It it cure his Lordfhip Of that, by the Way, I hope, Sir, 'tis the better. My Medicine ferves for all Things, and the Pox, Sir, Though faliely nam'd the Sciatica, or Gout, Is the moreCatholick Sicknefs. Paul. Hence with the Rafcal ! Yet hurt him not - 3 he makes me fmile, and that VOL. II. Y Frees 338 THE EMPEROR Frees him from Punifhment. [They tbruft off the Empirick. Cbirur. Such Slaves as this Render our Art contemptible, Enter Servant. Svrv. My good Lord Paul. So foon return'd ? Serv. And with this Prefent from Your great, and gracious Miftrefs, with her Wimes It may prove phyfical to you. Paul. In my Heart I kneel, and thank her Bounty. Dear Friend Ckon\ Give him the Cup-board of Plate in the next Room For a Reward, [Exeunt Cleon and the Servant. Moft glorious Fruit -, but made More precious by her Grace and Love that fent it. To touch it only, coming from her Hand, Makes me forget all Pain. A Diamond Of this large Size, though it would buy a Kingdom, Hew'd from the Rock, and laid down at my Feet, Nay, though a Monarch's Gift, will hold no Value, Compared with this And yet, ere I prefumc To tafte it, though, fans Queition, it is Some heavenly Reftorative, I in Duty Stand bound to weigh my own Unworthinefs. Ambrofia is Food only for the Gods ; And not by human Lips to be prophan'd. I may adore it as fome holy Relique, Deriv'd from thence, but impious to keep it In my Poffeflion ; the Emperor only Is worthy to enjoy it. Go, good Cleon y Enter Cleon. (And ceafe this Admiration at this Object) From me prefent this to my Royal Matter, I know it will amaze him, and excufe me That OF THE EAST. That I am not myfelf the Bearer of it. That I fhould be lame now, when with Wings of Duty I Ihould fly to the Service of this Emprefs ! Nay, no Delays, good Clean. Cleon. I am gone, Sir. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. Theodofius, Chryfapius, Timantus, Gratianus. Chryf. Are you not tir'd, Sir ? Theod. Tir'd ? I muft not fay fo, However, though I rode hard. To a Huntfman, His Toil is his Delight, and to complain Of Wearinefs, would (hew as poorly in him, As if a General mould grieve for a Wound, Receiv'd upon his Forehead, or his Bread, After a glorious Victory, lay by Thefe Accoutrements for the Chafe. Enter Pulcheria. Pulcb. You are well return'd, Sir, From your Princely Exercife. Tbeod. Sifter, to you I owe the Freedom, and the Ufe of all The Pleafures I enjoy. Your Care provides For my Security, and the Burthen, which I fhould alone fuftain, you undergo, And, by your painful Watchings, yield my Sleeps Both found, and fure. How happy am I in Your Knowledge of the Art of Government ! And, credit me, I glory to behold you Difpofe of great Defigns, as if you were A Partner, and no Subject of my Empire. Pulch. My Vigilance, fince it hath well fucceeded, I'm confident, you allow of yet it is not Approved by all. Y z Weed. 34 o THE EMPEROR T'heod. Who dares repine at that "Which hath our Suffrage? Pulch. One that too well knows The Strength of her Abilities can better My weak Endeavours. ttcbd. In this you reflect: Upon my Emprefs ? Pulch. True \ for, as me is The Confort of your Bed, 'tis fit me mare hr Your Cares, and abfolute Power. Theod. You touch a String ' That founds but harfhly to me, and I muft In a Brother's Love advife you, that hereafter You would forbear to move it. Since fhe is In her pure felf a Harmony of fuch Sweetnefs, Compos'd of Duty, chafte Defires, her Beauty (Though it might tempt a Hermit from his Beads) The leaft of her Endowments. I am forry Her holding the firft Place, fince that the fecond Is proper to yourfelf, calls on your Envy. She err ? It is impoffible in a Thought, And, much more, fpeak, or do what may offend me. In other Things, I would believe you, Siller : But, though the Tongues of Saints and Angels tax'd her Of any Imperfection, I mould be Incredulous, Pulch. She Is, yet, a Woman, Sir. Tbeod. The .Abftract of what's excellent in the Sex : But to their Mulcts, and Frailties a mere Stranger : I'll die in this Belief. Enter Cleon witb the Affile, Cleon. Your humbleft Servant, The Lord Paulinus^ as a Witnefs of His Zeal and Duty to your Majefty,, Prefents you with this Jewel. You have it {till ? Atben. By your facred Life, and Fortune, An Oath I dare not break, I've eaten it. * Theod. Do you know how this Oath binds ? Athen. Too well, to break it. 'fbtod. That ever Man to pleafe his brutifh Senfe Should flave his Underftanding to his Paffions, And, taken with foon fading White and Red Deliver up his credulous Ears to hear The Magick of a. Syren, and from thefe Believe there ever was, is, or can be More than a feeming Honefty in bad Woman. Athen. This is ftrange Language, Sir. Ibeod. Who waits? Come all. Nay, Sifter not fo near , being of the Sex, J fear you are infected to, Pulcb. What mean you ? Tbeod. To mow you a Miracle, a Prodigy Which Afric never equal'd : Can you think 4 This Mafter-piece of Heaven, this precious Vellam, Of fuch a Purity, and Virgin Whitenefs, Could be defign'd to have Perjury, and Whoredom In Capital Letters writ upon't ? Pulcb. Dear Sir, I cannot but with ij.7kJit. a n h um bi e fhankfulnefs acknowledge : And liv- ing, as you have done, infeparable in your Friendship (not- withftanding all Differences, and Suits in Law arifing be- tween you) I held it as impertinent, as abfurd, in the Pre- fentment of my Service in this Kind, to divide you. A free Confejfion of a Debt in a meaner Man, is the ampleft Satis- fa5lion to his Superiors, and I heartily Wijh, that the World may take Notice, and from myfelf, that I had not to this lime fubjifted, but that 1 was fupported by your frequent Courteftes, and Favours. When your more ferious Occa- ftons will give you Leave, you may pleafe to perufe this Tri- fle, and -per adventure find fomething in it that may appear worthy of your Protection. Receive it, I befeech you, as a Teftimony of his Duty, who, while he lives, rejolves to be Truly and fincerely devoted to your Service, PHILIP MASSING ER. Dramatis Dramatis Perfonae. ROBERTO, King of Sicily. FERDINAND, Duke of Urbin. BERTOLDO, the King's natural Brother, a Knight of Malta. GONZAGA, a Knight of Malta, General to the Dutchefs of Siena. ASTUTIO, a Counfellor of State. FULGENTIO, the Minion of Roberto. ADORNI, a Follower of Camiola's Father. AMBASSADOR, from the Duke of Urbin. SIGNIOR SYLLI, a foolilh Self-lover. PIE RIO, a Colonel to Gonxaga. RODERIGO,? ^ . IACOMO, '{ Captains to Ca P tains to Duke PAULO, a Prieft, Camiola's Confefibr. AURELIA, Dutchefs of Siena. CAMIOLA, the Maid of Honour. CLARINDA, her Woman. Scout, Soldiers, Servants, Gaoler, Dwarf, Mutes. THE % jt**L j*y^ & xe xw** ^ s X^F i THE M A I D of HONOUR A C T I. S C E N E I. 77* Prefence Chamber. Aflutio, Adorni. Adorni. ~}80ef*lOOD Day to your Lordfhip ! G & y#/. Thanks, Adorni. Adorni. May I prefume to afk if the Am- baflfador Employ'd by Ferdinand, the Duke of Urbin, Hath Audience this Morning ? Enter Fulgentio. & AJiutio. 'Tis uncertain, For, though a Counfellor of State, I am not Of the Cabinet Counfel. But there's one, if he pleafe, That may refolve you. Adorni. I will move him Sir. Fulgen. If you've a Suit, mew Water, lam blind, clfe. Adorni. A Suit, yet of a Nature, not to prove The Quarry that you hawk for: If your Words Are not like Indian Wares, and every Scruple, To be weigh'd and rated, one poor Syllable, Vouchfaf'd in Anfwer of a fair Demand, Cannot deferve a Fee. VoL/IJ. A a Fulgenl 3 7 o THE MAID OF HONO.UR, Fulgen. It feems you're ignorant ; I neither ipeak, nor hold my Peace, for nothing: And yet, for once, I care not if I anfwer One fingle Queftion, gratis. Adorni. I much thank you.. Hath the Ambafiador Audience, Sir, To-day ? Edgen. Yes, ^Adorni. - At what Hour ? Fulgen. I promis'd not fo much. A Syllable- you begg'4-^ -my G barky gave it. Move me no further. [Exit Fulgentio. AJlutio. This you wonder at ? With me, 'tis ulual. Adorni. Pray you, Sir, what is he ? Aftutio. A Gentleman, yet no Lord. He hath fome Drops Of the King's Blood running in his Veins, deriv'd Some ten Degrees off. His Revenue lies In a narrow Compafs, the. King's Ear , and yklds him. Every Hour a fruitful Harveft. Men may talk Of r theerps-in a Year .in the Fortunate I/lands. ' Or 'Profit made by Wool : But, while there are Suitors, His Sheep-fheering, n;iy, {having to the quick Is in every Quarter of the Moon, and conflant. In the Time of trufllng a Point, he can undo, Or make a Man. His Play or Recreation Is to raife this up, or pull down that. ; and, though He never yet took Orders, makes more Biilxops In Sicily, than the Pape himfelf. ' . . . . Enter Bertoldo, Gafpara, Anthonio, a Servant. ^ Adorni. Moil ft range \ AJlutio. I'he Prelence -fills. He in the Malta HabiC Is the natural Brother of the King a By-blow. Adorni. \ uinderftand you. Gafp. 'Moiiow ; to my Uncle. Anth. And'my^iate Guardian. x But at length I have The Reigns in my own Hands. Afttttio. THE MAID OF HONOUR. 371 AJtutio. Pray you ufe 'em well, Or you'll too late repent it. Bert. With this Jewel Prefented to Camiola^ prepare This Night a Vifit for me. I mall have [Exit Strvant, Your Company, Gallants, I perceive, if that The King will hear of War. Antb. Sir, I have Horfes Of the beft Breed in Naples, fitter far To break a Rank, then crack a Lance, and are In their Career of fuch incredible Swiftnefs They out-ftrip Swallows. Bert. And fuch may be ufeful To run away with, mould we be defeated. You're well provided, Signior ? Antb. Sir, excufe me. All of their Race by Inftinct know a Coward, And fcorn the Burthen. They come on like Lightning; Founder'd in a Retreat. Bert. By no means back 'em ; Unlefs you know your Courage fympathize With the daring of your Horfe. Antb. My Lord, this is bitter. Gafp. I will raife me a Company of Foot j And, when at pufh of Pike I am to enter A Breach, to (hew my Valour, I have brought me An Armour Cannon- propf. Bert. Yoit will not leap, then, O'er an Out-work in your Shirt ? Gafp. I do not like Activity that Way. Bert. You had rather (land A Mark to try their Mufkets on ? Gafp. If I do No Good, I'll do no Hurt. Bert. 'Tis in you, Signior, A Chriftian Refolution, and becomes you-. But I will not dilcourage you. A a 2 372 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Antl). You are, Sir, A Knight of Malta, and, as I have heard, Have lerv'd againft the Turk. Bert. 'Tis true. Antb. Pray you, fhew us The Difference between the City-Valour,. And Service in the Field. Bert. 'Tis fomewhat more Then roaring in a Tavern, or a Brothel, Or to (leal; a Lan thorn from a fleeping Watch ;, Then burn their Halberts , or, fafe-guarded by Your Tenant's Son's, to carry away a Maypole From a Neighbour- Village. You. will not find, there,. Your Matters of Dependencies to take up A drunken Brawl, or, to get you the Names Of valiant Chevaliers, Fellows that will be, For a Cloak with thrice-dy'd Velvet, and a caft Suit, Kick'd down the Stairs. A Knava with half a Breech^ there, And no Shirt ( being a Thing-fuperfluous, And worn out of his Memory) if you bear not Yourfelves both in, and'upright with a provant Sword, Will flam your Scarlets, and your Plum a new Way ; Or with the Hilts thunder about your Ears Such Muficfc, as will make your Worfhips dance To the, doleful Tune of Lachryma^ Gafp. I'flTufttell you, In private, as you are my princely; Friend, I do not like fuch Fidlers.. Bert. No? They are ufefuf For your Imitation -, I remember you, When you came firft to the Court, and talk'd of nothing But your Rents, and your Entradas, ' ever chiming The * Tour Rents and y cur Entradas-. T&us it ftands in the old Copies, the Senfe of which I take to be Your Rents aad your Comings in. The THE MAID OF HONOUR. 373 The Golden Bells in your Pockets, you believ'd The taking of the Wall, as a Tribute due to Your gaudy Cloaths.; and could not walk at Midnight Without a caufelefs Quarrel, as if Men Of coarfer Outfides were in Duty bound To fuffer your Affronts : But, when you had been Cudgel'd wall, twice or thrice, and from the Doctrine Made profitable Ufes, -you .concluded The Sov'reign Means to teach irregular Heirs Civility, with Conformity of Manners, Were, two or three found Beatings. Antb. I confefs They did much Good upon me. Gafp. And on me j the Principles that they read were found Bert. You'll find The like Inftructions in the Camp. AJtutio. The King A Flourijh. Enter Roberto, Fulgentio, AmbafTador, Attendants. Rober. We fit prepared to hear. Ambaff, Your Majefty Hath been long fince familiar, I doubt not, With th* defp'rate Fortunes of my Lord ; and Pity O' th' much that your Confederate hath furfer'd (You being his laft Refuge) may perfuade you Not alone to compaffionate, but to lend Your Royal Aids, to flay him in his Fall To certain Ruin. He, too late, is confciotis That his Ambition to encroach upon His Neighbour's Territories, with the Danger of The Word Entradas I am apt to think is falfe, and that it ought to be Intrado from the Spamjh, which iignifks the coming-in, /'. t. into any Place. Thus Sbakrfptar in Henry jth. What are thy Rents ? What arc thy Comings in ? A a 3 His 374 THE MAID OF HONOUR. His Liberty, nay, his Life, hath brought in Quefttan His own Inheritance : But Youth and Heat Of Blood, in your Interpretation, may Both plead, and meditate for him. I muft grant it An Error in him, being deny'd the Favours Of the fair Princefs of Siena (though He fought her in a noble Way) t' endeavour To force Affection, by Surpriial of Her principal Seat, Siena. Rober. Which now proves The Seat of his Captivity, not Triumph. Heav'nisftilljuft. 1 Ambafl. And yet that Juftice is To be with Mercy tempered, which HeavVs Deputies * Rober. Heavn iifilljujt AmbafT. And yet that Juftice is To be without Scruple of their Confcience cannot Be prodigal in fuch Trifles. Fulgen. Right, Aftutio. Rober. You muft, befide, from us take fome In- ftructions, To be imparted, as you judge 'ern ufeful, To the General Gonzaga. Inftantly Prepare you for your Journey. Aftutio. With the Wings Of Loyalty and Duty \_Exii Aft uric. Fulgen. I am bold to put your Majefty in Mind Rober. Of my Promife, And Aids, to further you in your am'rous Project To the fair and rich Camiala : There's my Ring j Whatever you (hall fay that I intreat, Or can command by Pow'r, I will make good. Fulgen. -Ever your Majefty's Creature. Rober. Venus prove propitious to you ! [Exit Roberto, Fulgen. All forts to my Wifhes . Bertoldo was my Hindrance. He remov'd, I now will court her in the Conqu'ror's Stile ; " Come, fee, and overcome."' Boy ! Enter THE MAID OF HONOUR. 389 Enter Pc.ge. Page. Sir, your Plcafure ! Fu'gen. Halle to Camiola ; bid her prepare An Entertainment fuitable to a Fortune She could not hope for. Tell her, I vouchfafe To honour her with a Vifit. Page. 'Tis a Favour Will make her proud. Fulgtn. I know it. Pc.ge. I am gone, -Sir. [Exit Page. Fulgen. Entreaties fit not me ; a Man in Grace May challenge Awe, and Privilege, by his Place. {Exit Fulgentio. SCENE II. Camiola'j Houfe. Sylli, Adorni, Clarinda. Adorni. So melancholick, fay you ? Clar. Never given To fuch Retirement. Adorni. Can 'you guefs the Caufe ? Clar. If it hath not its Birth, and Being, from The brave Bertoldo's Abfence, I confefs 'Tis pad my Apprehenfion. Sylli. You are wide ; The whole Field wide. I, in my Underftanding, Pity your Ignorance. Yet, if you will Swear to conceal it, I will let you know Where her Shoe wrings her. Clar. I vow, Signior, By my Virginity. Sylli. A perilous Oath, In a Waiting- Woman of Fifteen ! and is, indeed, A Kind of Nothing. Adorni. I'll take one of Something, B b 3 .If S9 o THE MAID OF HONOUR. If you pleafe to minifter it. Sylli. Nay, you fhall not fwear : I had rather take your Word ; for, mould you vow, Damn me, I'll do this, you are lure to break. Adorni. I thank you, Signior , butrefoive us Sylli. Know, then, Here walks the Caufe. She dares not look upon me ; My Beauties are fb terrible, and enchanting, She can't endure my Sight. Adcrni. There I believe you. Sylli. But the Time will come (be comforted) when I will Put off this Vizor of Unkindnefs to her, And mew an amorous and yielding Face : And, until then, though Hercules himfelf Defire to fee her, he had better eat His Club tl an pals her Threlhold j for I'll be Her Cerberus to guard her, Adorni. A good Dog ! Clar, Worth twenty Porters. Enter Page. Page. Keep you Open Houfe, here ? NO Groom t' attend a Gentleman ? O, I-fpy one. Sylli. He means not me, I am fure. Page. You, Sirrah ! Sheep's-head, With a Face cut on a Cat-flick, Do you hear ? You Yeoman-Phewterer, 7 conduct me to The Lady of the Manfion ; or my Poignard Shall difembogue thy Soul. Syti. O terrible ! Dilembogue ? I talk'd of Hercules, and here is one Bound up in decimo-fexto. Page. Anfwer, Wretch, 7 You, Teomstv-Phewtircr, i. e. You Journeyman. - In the Plfiure, Aft 5. ^cene i. we find the fame Exp;effion varied: It is there Ttoman Pbentcnr* Sylli. THE MAID OF HONOUR. 391 Sytti. Pray you, littJe Gentleman, be not fo furious ; The Lady keeps her Chamber. Page. And we prefcnt ? Sent in an Embafly to her ? But here is Her Gentlewoman, Sirrah ! hold my Cloak, While I take a Leap at her Lips. Do it and neatly; Or having firil tripp'd up thy Heels, I'll make Thy Back my Footflool. [_P a g e ki/es Clarinda. SyllL Tamerlane in little! Am I turn'd Turk ? What an Office am I put to ! Clar. My Lady, gentle Yourh, is indifpos'd. Page. Though (he were dead and buried, only tell her, The great Man in the Court, the brave Fulgentio, Defcends to vifit her, and it will raife her Out of die Grave for Joy. Enter Fulgentio. Sytti. Here comes another ! The Devil, I fear in his Holiday Cloaths. Page. So foon ! My Part is at an End then. Cover my Shoulders ; When I grow great, thou (halt ferve me. _ Fulgen. Are you, Sirrah, An Implement of the Houfe ? Sylli. Sure he will make A Joint- (tool of me ! Fulgen. Or, if you belong To the Lady of the Place, command her hither. Adorni. I do not wear her Livery ; yet acknowledge A Duty to her. And as little bound To ferve your peremptory Will, as fhe is To obey your Summons. 'Twill become you, Sir, To wait her Leifure ; then, her Pleafure known, You may prefent your Duty. Fulgen. Duty, Slave ? I'll teach you Manners. Adorni. I'm paft Learning-, make not A Tumult in the Houfe. B b 4 Fulgen, 392 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Fulgen. Shall I be brav'd thiis ? [fl'hey Sylli. O I am dead ! and now I fwoon. Clar. Help ! Murther ! [Fails on bis Face, Page. Recover, Sirrah! the Lady's here. Enter Camiola. SylU. Nay, then I am alive again, and I'll be valiant. Camiola. Yv hat Inlblence is this ? Adorni Hold, Hold, I command you. Fulgen. Saucy Griom! Cawiola. Not fo, Sir ; However, in his Life, he had Dependance Upon my Father ; he is a Gentleman As well born as yourfelf. Put on your Hat. Fulgen. In my Prefence, without Leave ? Sylli. He has mine, Madam ? Camiola. And 1 muft tell you, Sir, and in plain Lan- guage, Howe'er your glittering Outfide promife Gentry, The Rudcnefs of your Carriage and Behaviour Speaks you a coarfer Thing. Sylli. She means a Clown, Sir : I am her Interpreter, for want of a better. Camiola. I am a Queen in mine own Houfe , nor muft you Expedl an Empire here. Sylli. Sure, I muft love her Before the Day, the pretty Soul's fo valiant. Camiola. What are you? And what would you with me? Fulgen. Proud one, "When you know what I am, and what I came for, And may, on your Submifilon, proceed fo, You in your Reafon muft repent the Coarfenefs Of my Entertainment. Camiola. Why fine Man, what are you ? Fulgen. THE MAID OF HONOUR. 393 Fulgen. A Kinfman of the King's. Camiola. I cry you Mercy ! For his Sake, not your own. But, grant you are fo, * i'is not impoffible, but a King may have A Fool to's Kinfman, no Way meaning you, Sir. Fulgen. You have heard of Fulgentio. Camicla. Long fince, Sir; A Suit-broker in Court. He has the worft Report, among good Men, I ever heard of, For Bribery and Extortion : In their Prayers Widows and Orphans curfe him for a Canker And Caterpiller in the State. I hope, Sir, You're not the Man \ much lefs employ'd by him As a Smock-agent to me. Fulgen. I reply not As you deferve, being afiur'd you know me, Pretending Ignorance of my Perfon, only To give me a Tafte of your Wit: 'Tis well and courtly, I like a fharp Wit well. Sylli, I can't endure it ! Nor any of the Syllies. Fulgen. More I know too, This harm Induction muft ferve as a Foil To the well-tun'd Obfervance and Refpect You will hereafter pay me, being made Familiar with my Credit with the King, And that contain your Joy I deign to love you. Camiola. Love me ? 1 am not rap'd with't. Fulgen. Hear't again. I love you honeftly Now you admire me. Camiola. I do, indeeed, it being a Word fo feldom Heard from a Courtier's Mouth, But, pray you, deal plainly, Since you find me fimple, what might be the Motives Inducing you to leave the Freedom of A Batchelor's Life, on your foft Neck to wear, The ftubborn Yoke of Marriage ? And, of all The Beauties in Palermo, to choofe me, Poor me ? That is the main Point you muft treat of. Fulgen. 394 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Fulgen. Why, I will tell you. Of a little Thing You are a pretty Piece, indifferently fair too , And like a new rigg'd Ship both tight, and y'are Well trufs'd to bear. Virgins of Giant Size Are Sluggards at the Sport : But, for my Pleafure, Give me a neat well-timber'd Gamefter like you ; Such need no Spurs, the Quicknefs of your Eye Allures an active Spirit. Camiola. You're pleafant, Sir -, Yet I prefume that there was one Thing in me Unmention'd yet, that took you more than all Thofe Parts you have remember'd. Fulgen. What? Camiola. My Wealth, Sir. Fulgen. You are i'th' right; without that, Beauty is 1 A Flowjer \vorn in the Morning, at Night trod on : But, Beauty, Youth, and Fortune meeting in you, I will vouchfafe to marry you. Camiola. You fpeak well ; And, in Return, excufe me, Sir, if I Deliver Reafons why, upon no Terms, I'll marry you -, I fable not. Sylli. I'm glad To hear this ; I began to have an Ague. [Aftde. Fulgen. Come, your wife Reafons. Camiola. Such as they are, pray you, take them. Firft, 1 a,m doubtful whether you are a Man, Since, for your Shape trim'd up in a Lady's Dreffing, You might pafs for a Woman : Now I love To deal on Certainties, And, for the Fairnefs Of your Complexion, which you think will take me, The Colour, I muft tell you, in a Man Is weak and faint, and never will hold out If -put to Labour. Give me the lovely brown. 8 Beauty is A FUtxer ivorn in the Morning, at Night trod on. This Thought is happily cxprsfs'd by Mr. Gay in the fixth Air of r'i Opera. Aft i. Scene 7. A THE MAID OF HONOUR. 395 A thick curl'd Hair of the fame Dye ; broad Shoulders ; A brawny Arm full of Veins , a Leg without An artificial Calf-, I fufpect yours ; B.it let that pafs. Sylli. She means me, all this while, For I have every one of thofe good Parts, Sylli! fortunate Sylli! Camiola. You are mov'd, Sir. Fulgen. Fie! no; goon. Camiola. Then, as you are a Courtier, A grac'd one too, I fear you have been too forward : And fo much for your Ferfon. Rich you are, Devilifh rich, as 'tis reported, and fure have The Aids of Satan's little Fiends to get it -, And what is got upon his Back, mull be Spent you know where ; the Proverb's ftale. One Word more, And I have done. Fulgen. I'll eafe you of the Trouble, Coy, and difdainful. Camiola. Save me, or elfe he'Jl beat me. Fulgen. No, your own Folly fliall ; and, flnce you put me To my laft Charm, look upon this, and tremble. [Shews the King's Ring. Camiola. At the Sight of a fair Ring ? The King's, I take it : 1 have feen him wear the like : If he hath fent it As a Favour to me Fulgen. Yes, 'tis very likely ; His dying Mother's Gift, priz'd at his Crown. By this he does command you to be mine -, By his Gift you are fo : You may, yet, redeem all. Camiola. You are in a wrong Account (till. Though the King may Difyofe of my Life and Goods, my Mind's mine own, And never mall be your's. The King (Heav'n blefs him !) Is good and gracious, and, being in himfelf Abftemious from bafe and goatifh Locfenefs, \Vill 396 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Will not compel, againft their Wills, chafte Maidens, To dance in his Minion's Circles. I believe, Forgetting it, when he wafh'd his Hands, you Mole it With an Intent to awe me. But you are cozen'd ; I'm ftill myfelf, and will be. Fulgen. A proud Haggard, And not to be reclaim'd ! Which of your Grooms, Your Coachman, Fool, or Footman, Minifters Night-phyfick to you ? Camiola. You're foul-mouth'd, Fulgen. Much fairer Than thy black Soul ; and fo I will proclaim thee. Camiola. Were I a Man, thou durft not fpeak this. Fulgen. Heaven So profper me, as I refolve to do it To all Men, and in every Place, fcorn'd by A Tit of Ten-pence? [Exit Fulgentio and bis Page. Sylli. Now I begin to be valiant : Nay, I will draw my Sword. O for a Butcher ! 9 Do a Friend's Part ; 'Pray you, carry him the Length oft. I give him three Years and a Day, to match my Toledo; And then we'll fight life Dragons. Adorni. Pray, have Patience. Camiola. I may live to have Vengeance : My Bertoldo Would not have heard this. Adorni. Madam. Camiola. 'Pray you, fpare Your Language ; Pr'thee Fool, make me merry : Sylli. That is my Office, ever. 9 O for a Butcher ! Do a friends Part, Sec. This is a true Pifture of a Fop. He is here drawn in his proper Features A Coward. Nothing could be more abjectly fearful, than this our Bravado, when in Danger : But, now his Enemy is gone, he fwaggers about moft courageoufly. Now I begin :o be valiant ; nay, I will draw my Sword. Ofor.a Butcher ! The bloody cruel Temper of one : He wifhes he could aft like one of them. Then turning to Adorni with the fame intrepid Refolution, he fays, Do a Friend's Part ; frayjou, carry him the Length o/'t, &c. Adorni. THE MAID OF HONOUR. 397 Adorni. I mult do, Not talkj this glorious Gallant mall hear from me. " [Exeunt. SCENE III. The Caftle at Siena. The Chambers difcbarg'd. A Flcurijh, as to an Affault. Gonzaga, Pierio, Roderigo, Jacomo, Soldiers. Gonz. T S the Breach made aflaultable ? Pierio. J[ Yes, and the Moat Fill'd up -, the Cannoneer hath done his Parts, We may enter fix a-breaft. Roder. There's not a Man Dares (hew himfelf upon the Wall. Jacomo. Defeat not The Soldiers hoped-for Spoil. Pierio. It you, Sir, Delay the Aflault, and the City be given up To your Difcretion, you in Honour cannot Ufe the Extremity of War, but, in Compaffion to 'em, you to us prove cruel. Jacomo. And an Enemy to yourfelf. Roder. A Hindrance to The brave Revenge you've vow'd. Gonz. Temper your Heat, And lofe not, by too fucTden Rafhnefs, that Which, be but Patient, will be offer'd to you. Security ufhers Ruin ; proud Contempt Of an Enemy, three Parts vanquilh'd, with Defire 10 The foregoing Scene we ftill find is a perfeft Reprefentation of the Infolence of Oftce. Power inebriates. But few have Strength to bear r. It turns the Heads of che many, and makes them think their Sration is a Protection for whatever thev fay or do. They have a cer- tain Self-iufficiency that bears them out in every Thing ; even like :i!gcntio againlt good Manners and Virtue : They think like him that whatever their Soul luiteth after they can attain it ; that there is KO Man tLfj cannot Lribt and no Woman they caniot lie ou'.'/' 1 . And 398 THE MAID OF HONOUR, And Greedinefsof Spoil, hath often wrefted A certain Victory from the Conqu'ror's Gripe. Discretion is the Tutor of the War, Valour the Pupil ; and, when we command With Lenity, and our Direction's follow'd With Chearfulnefs, a profp'rous End mud crown Our Works well undertaken. Roder. Ours are finilh'd. Pierio. If we make Ufe of Fortune. Gonz. Her falfe Smiles Deprive you of your Judgments. The Condition Of our Affairs exacts a double Care, And like bifronted Jams, we mud look Backward, as forward. Though a flatt'ring Calm Bids us urge on, a fudden Tempeft rais'd, Not fear'd, much lefs expected, in our Rear May foully fall upon us, anddiftract us To our Confufion. Enter Scout. Our Scout ! what brings Thy ghaftly Looks, and fudden Speed ? Scout. Th* AiTurance Of a new Enemy. Gonz. This I fcre-faw, and fear'd. W T hat are they ? Know'ft thou ? Scouf. They are, by their Colours, Sicilians, bravely mounted, and the Brightnefs Of their rich Armours doubly gilded with Reflection of the Sun. Gonz. From Sicily ? The King in League ! No War proclaim ! 'Tis foul: But this muft be prevented, nor difputed. Ha ! how is this ? Your Oftrich plumes, that, but E'n now, like Quills of Porcupines feem'd to threaten The Stars, drop at the Rumour of a Shower ? And like to captive Colours fweep the Earth ? Bear up ; but, in great Dangers, greater Minds Are THE MAID OF HONOUR. 399 Are never proud. Shall a few loofe Troops, untrain'd But in a cuftomary Oftentation Prcfented as a Sacrifice to your Valours, Caufe a Dejection in you ? Pierio. No Dejection. Roder. However ilartl'd, where you lead, we'll follow. Gonz. 'Tis bravely faid. We will not flay their Charge, But meet 'em Man to Man, and Horfe to Horfe. Pierio^ in our Abience hold our Place, And with our Footmen, and thofe fickly Troops, Prevent a Sally. I in mine own Perfon, With part of the Cavalry, will bid Thefe Hunters welcome to a bloody Breakfaft : But I lofe Time. Pierio. I'll to my Charge. [Exit Pierio, Gonz. And we To ours : I'll bring you on. Jacomo. If we come off, It's not amifs ; if not, my 'State is feftl'd. [Exeunt* Alarm. SCENE IV. Siena. Ferdinand, Drufo, Livio above. Ferd. No Aids from Sicily ? Hath Hope forfook us ? And that vain Comfort to Affliction, Pity, By our vow'd Friend, deny'd us ? We cun nor live, Nor die, with Honour : Like Beafts in a Toil We wait the Leifure of the bloody Hunter, Who is not fo far reconcil'd unto us, As in one Death to give a Period To our Calamities , but, in delaying The Fate we cannot fly from, ftarv'd with Wants, We die this Night, to live again To-morro,v, And fuffer greater Torments. Drufo. There is not Three Day's Provision for every Soldier, At an Ounce of Bread a Day, left in the City. Lh. 400 THEMAIDOFHONOUR. Liv. To die the Beggar's Death, with Hunger made Anatomies while we live, cannot but crack Our Heart-firings with Vexation. Ferd. Would they would break, Break altogether ! How willingly, like Cato, " Could I tear out my Bowels, rather than Look on the Conqueror's infultins; Face ; But that Religion, and the horrid Dream To be fufFer'd in th' other World, denies it. What News with thee ? Enter Soldier. Sold. From the Turret of the Fort, By the rifing Clouds of Duft, through which, like Light- ning The Splendour of bright Arms fometimes break through, I did defcry fome Forces making towards us ; And, from the Camp, as emulous of their Glory, The General, (for I know him by his Horfe) And bravely feconded, encounter'd 'em. Their Greetings were too rough for Friends ; their Swords, And not their Tongues, exchanging Courtefies. By this the main Battalias are join'd ; And, if you pleaie to be Spectators of The horrid Ifitie, I will bring you where, As in a Theatre, you may lee their Fates In purple Gore prelented. 1 * Hvx wittingly, like Cato, Could 1, &c. Ferdinand in the midft of his Misfortunes, could willingly murder himfe'f like Cat: ; but that he \vas retrained by Religion. Shaxefytar makes liami.t reafon in the fame Manner: And, indeed, nothing can fupport a refolute Mind labouring under Afflictions without any Hope of Relief, and .make h^m bear them rather than put an End to them, but the Thoughts of an hereafter The Thoughts of running into greater and more lading Miferies, to avoid lefTer. Pity but Cato could have reafoned and afted like Frrdiuand and Hamlet: He vould have been not lefs a Patriot the more a Hero; and would then have bet- ter deferved to be prefented upon an Englfo Stage. Ferd. THE MAID OF HONOUR. 401 Ferd. Heav'n, if yet Tho art appeas'd for my Wrong done to Aurelia^ Take Pity of my Miferies ! Lead the Way, Friend. [Exeunt. SCENE V. Before the Caftk of Siena. A long Charge, after a Flourijh for ViRory. Gonzaga, Jacomo, Roderigo wounded. Bertoldo, Gaf- paro, Anthonio, Prifoners. Gonz. We have 'em yet, though they cod us dear. This was Charg'd home, and bravely follow'd. Be to yourfelves True Mirrors to each other's -Worth ; and, looking With noble Emulation on his Wounds (The glorious Liv'ry of triumphant war) [To Jacomo and Roderigo. Imagine thefe with equal Grace appear Upon yourfelf. The bloody Sweat youVe fuffer'd In this laborious, nay, toilfome Harveft, Yields a rich Crop of Conqueft, and the Spoil, Mofl precious Balfam to a Soldier's Hurts, Will eafe and cure 'em. Let me look upon [To Gafparo and Anthonio. The Prifoners Faces. Oh, how much transform 'd From what they were ! O Mars ! were thefe Toys fa- fhion'd To undergo the Burthen of thy Service ? The Weight of their defenfive Armour bruis'd Their weak, effem'n ate Limbs, and would have forc'd 'em In a hot day without a Blow to yield. Anth. This Infultation fhews not manly in you. Gonz. To men I had forborn it ; you are Women, Or, at the beft, loole Carpet-knights. What Fury Seduc'd you to exchange your Eafe in Court For Labour in the Field ? Perhaps, you thought VOL. II. C c To 402 THE MAID OF HONOUR. To charge, through Duft and Blood, an armed Foe, Was but like graceful running at the Ring For a wanton Mift.efs' Glove, and the Encounter A foft Impreffion on her Lips. But you Are gaudy Butterflies, and I wrong myfelf In pari'mg with you. Gafp. Vr noble Ufes, and his Youth didPromife Such Certainties, more than Hopes, of great Atchieve- ments, As, if the Chriftian World had ftood oppos'd Againft the Ottoman Race to try the Fortune Of one Encounter, this Bertoldo had been, For his Knowledge to direct, and matchlefs Courage To execute, without a Rival, by The Votes of good Men chofen General,. As the prime Soldier, and moft deferving, Of all that wear the Crofs ; which now, in Juftice, I thus tear from him, Bert. Let me die with it LTpon my Bread. Gonz. No ; by this, thou wert fworn On all Occafions, as a Knight, to guard Weak Ladies from Oppreflion, and never To draw thy Sword againft 'em ; whereas thou, In Hope of Gain or Glory, when a Princefs, And fuch a Princefs as Aurelia is, Was difpoffefs'd by Violence, of what was Her true Inheritance, againft thine Oath, Hafte to thy uttermoft labour'd to uphold Fler falling'Enemy. But thou (halt pay A heavy Forfeiture, and learn too late, C c 2 Valour, 404 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Valour, employ 'd in an ill Quarrel, turns li To Cowardice, and Virtue then puts on Foul Vice's Vizard. This is that which cancels All Friendfhip's Bands between us. Bear 'em off-, (I will hear no Reply) and let the Ranfom Of thefe, for they are yours, be highly rated. In this I dio but right, and let it be Stil'd Juftice, and not wilful Cruelty. [Exeunt. The End of the Second Att. ACT HI. SCENE I. Before the Walls of Siena. Gonz-aga, Aftutio, Roderigo^ Jacorao. Gonz. "TT THAT I have done, Sir, by the Law of W Arms I can, and will, make good. Aftutio, I've no Comrniffion To expoftulate the Ad. Thefe Letters fpeak The King my Matter's Love to you, and his Vow'd Service to the Dutchefs, on whole Perfon I am to give Attendance. Gonz. At this Inftant, She's at Pienza.: You may fpare the Trouble Of riding thither ; I, have advertized her Of our Succefs, and on what humble Terms Siena ftands : Though preiently I can PofTefs it, I defer it, that ihe may an ill Quarrel, turns To Cowardice, &C. The Greeks and Romqns were fo fond of this Thought, that they have adopted it into their Languages, and made the fame Word Hand for Valour and the right Ufe of it. 'Apeljj is Courage and Virtue. So in Latin. But the Greskt.zn&Romanf are no longer imitated ! Enter THE MAID OF HONOUR. 405 Enter her own, and, as (he pieafe, difpofe of The Prifoners and the SpoiL Aftutio. \ thank you, Sir. I' the mean Time, if I may have your Licence, T have a Nephew, and one once my Ward ; For whole Liberties and Ranfoms, I would gladly Make Compofition. Gonz. They are, as I take it, Cali'd Gafparo and Anthcmo? Aftutio. The fame, Sir. Gonz. For them you muil treat with thefe : But, for Betoldo, He is- mine own : If the King will ranforh him, He pays down fifty thoufand Crowns ; if ndt, He lives and dies my -lave, Aftutio. Pray you' a Word The King will rather thank you to detain him, Than give one crown to free him. Gonz. At his Fleafure. I'll fend the Prifoners under Guard : My Bufirteft Calls me another Way. [EMI Gonzaga. Aftutio. My Service waits you. Now, Gentlemen, do not deal like IVTefchantS with me^ But noble Captains \ you know} in great Minds, PoJ/e, & nolle, nobik. Roder. Pray you, fpeak Our Language. Jacomo. I find not, in my CommifTion, An Officer's bound to fpeak or underftand More than his Mother-tongue. Roder. If he fpeak that After Midnight, 'tis remarkable. Aftutio. In plain Terms, then. Anthonio is your Prifoner ; Cri/paro^ yburs. Jacomo. You are i' the right. Aftutio. At what Sum do you rate Their feveral Ranfoms. Roder. I muft make my Market As the Commodity coft me. C c 3 JJlttti 406 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Aftutio. As it coft you ? You did not buy your Captainfhip ? Your Defert, I hope, advanc'd you. Roder, How ? It well appears You are no Soldier. Defert in thefeDays ? Defert may make a Serjeant to a Colonel, And it may hinder him from rifing higher , But, if it ever get a Company (A Company , pray you, mark me) without Money, Or private Service done for the General's Miftrefs, With a Commendatory Epiftle from her, I will turn Lancepefade. Jacomo. Pray you, obferve, Sir : I ferv'd two 'Prentjcefhips, jufl fourteen Year, Trailing the puifiant Pike -, and half fo long Had the Right-hand File , and I fought well, 'twas faid, too : But I might have ferv'd, and fought, and ferv'd till Doomfday, And ne'er have carried a Flag, but for the Legacy A buckfome widow, of threefcore, bequeath'd me, And that too, my Back knows, I labour hard for. But was better paid. Aftutio. Y're merry with yourfelves : But this is from the Purpofe. Roder. To the Point then. Pris'ners are not ta'en every Day \ and, when We have 'em, we muft make the beft Ufe of 'em, Our Pay is little to the Part we fhould bear, And that fo long a coming, that 'tis fpent Before we have it, and hardly wipes off Scores At the Tavern, and th' Ordinary. Jacomo. You may add too, Our Sport took up on Tfuft. Roder. Peace, thou Smock- vermin ! Difcover Commanders Secrets ? In a Word, Sir, We have enquir'd, and find our Pris'ners rich : Two thoufand Crowns a-piece, our Companies coft us ; And fo much each of us wijl have, and that In prefent Pay, Jacomo, THE MAID OF HONOUR. 307 Jacomo. It is too little : Yet, Since you have faid the Word, I am content; Buc will not go a Gazet lefs. '* Aftutio. Since you are not To be brought lower, there is no evading : I'll be your Pay-mafter. Roder. We defire no better. Ajlutio. But not a Word of what's agreed between us, Till I have fchool'd my Gallants, Jacomo. I am dumb, Sir. Enter a Guard: Bertoldo, Anthonio, Gafparo, in Irons. Bert. And where remov'd now ? Hath the Tyrant found out Worfe 'Ufage for us? v Antb. Worfe it cannot be. My Greyhound has frefh Straw, and fcrapes in his Ken- nel; But we have neither. Gafp. Did I ever think To wear fuch Garters on filk Stockings ? Or That my too curious Appetite, that turn'd At the Sight of Godwits, Pheafant, Partridge, Quails Larks, Wood-cocks, collar'd Salmon, as coarie Diet, W r ould leap at a mouldy Cruft ? Anth. And go without it; So oft as I do ? Oh ! how have I jeer'd The City Entertainment. A huge Shoulder Of glorious Ram Mutton, feconded With a Pair of tame Cats, or Conies, a Crab tart With a worthy Loin of Veal, and valiant Capon, Monity'd to grow tender. Thefe I fcorn'd From their plentiful Horn of Abundance, though in- vited : 1 * But will not go a Gazet left. From the Word Gazetta, a Farthing, Mojmgtr makes Ufe of the fame Word, and to the fame Purpofe, in the firit Scene of the Guar- dian. C c 4 But 408 THE MAID OF HONOUR. But now I could carry my own Stool to a Tripe, * And call their Chitterlings Charity, and blefs the Foun- der. Bert. O that I were no farther fenfible Of my Miferies than you are ! You, like Beafts, Feel only Stings of Plunger, and complain not But when you're empty : But your narrow Souls (If you have any) cannot comprehend How iniupportable the Torments are, "Which a free and noble Soul, made Captive, fuffers : Moft miferable Men ! and what am I, then, That envy you? Fetters, though made of Gold, Exprefs bafe 1 hraldom, and ail Delicate s Prepar'd by Median Cooks for Epicures, When not our own, are bitter ; Quilts, fill'd high With Goffemore and Rofes, cannot yieid The Body foft Repofe, the Mind kept waking With Anguifh and Affliction. Aftutio, My good Lord Bert. This is no Time, nor Place for Flatt'ry, Sir : Pray you, ftile me, as I am, a Wretch, forfaken Of the World, as myfelf. Aftutio, I would it were In me to help you. Bert. If that you want Power, Sir, Lip-Comfort cannot cure me. Pray you, leave me To mine own private Thoughts. Aftutio. My valiant Nephew ! \W r alks by. And my more than warlike Ward ! I am glad to fee you After your glorious Conquefls. Are theie Chains Rewards for your good Service ? If they are, You fhould wear 'em on your Necks (fmce they are mafley) Like Aldermen of the Ward. Anth. You jeer us too. Gafp. Good Uncle, name not (a^s you are a Man of Honour) * A Miftake of the Proverb, Bring your Cheer. That THE MAID OF HONOUR. 409 That fatal Word of War ; the very Sound oft Is more dreadful than a Cannon. Anth. But redeem us From this Captivity, and I'll vow hereafter Never to wear a Sword, or cut my Meat With a Knife that has an Edge or Point. I'll ftarve firft. Gafp. I will cry Brooms or Cat's Meat in Palermo ; Turn Porter, carry Burthens j any Thing, Rather than live a Soldier. Aftutio. This mould have Been thought upon before. At what Price, think you, Your two wife Heads are rated ? Anth. A Calve's Head is More worth than mine ; I'm fure it had more Brains in't, Or I had ne'er come here. Roder. And I will eat it With Bacon, if I have not fpeedy Ranfom. Antb. And a lirtle Garlick too, for your own Sake, 'Twill boil in your Stomach, elie. [Sir : Gafp. Beware of mine, Or th' Horns jnay choak you. I am marry'd, Sir. Anth. You mall have my Row of Houfes near the Palace. Gafp. And my Villa. All Antb. All that we have. [To Aftutio. Aftutio. Well, have more Wit hereafter : For this You're ranfom'd. [Time J-acomo. Off with their Irons. Roder. Do, do : If you are ours again, you know your Price. Anth. Pray you, difpatch us : 1 mail ne'er believe I am a Freeman, 'till I fet my Foot In Sicily again, and drink Palermo^ And in Palermo too. Aftutio. The Wind fits fair, You (hall aboard To-night : With the rifing Sun You may touch upon the Coaft. But take your Leaves Of the late General, firft. Gaff. I will be brief. Antb. 4ip THE MAID OF HONOUR. Anth. And I. My Lord, Heaven keep you. Gajp. Yours, to ufe In the Wajrof Peace ; but, as your Soldiers, never. Anth. A Pox of War ! No more of War ! Ben. Have you \Exeunt Roderigo, Jacomo, Anthonio, Gafparo. Authority to loofe their Bonds, yet leave The Brother of your King, whofe Worth difdains Comparifon with fuch as thefe, in Irons ? Jf Ranfom may redeem them, I have Lands, A Patrimony of mine own affign'd me By my deceafed Sire, to fatisfy Whatever can be demanded for my Freedom. AJlutio. I wifh you had, Sir j but the King, who yields No Reafon for his Will, in his Difpleafure Hath feiz'd on all you had ; nor will Gonzaga^ Whofe Pris'ner now you are, accept of lefs Than fifty thoufand Crowns. Bert. I find it now, That Mifery ne'er comes alone. But, grant The King is yet inexorable, Time May work him to a Feeling of my Sufferings. I've Friends, that fwore their Lives and Fortunes were At my Devotion, and among the reft Yourlelf, my Lord, when, forfeited to the Law For a foul Murther, and in cold Blood done, I made your Life my Gift, and reconcil'd you To this incenfed King, and got your Pardon. Beware Ingratitude. I know you're rich, And may pay down the Sum. AJlutio. I might, my Lord j But, pardon me. Bert. And will Aftutio prove, then, '* To pleafe a paffionate Man, the King's no more, Falfe + Bert. And will AtootiQprovt, then, To pleafe a paj/ionate Man, &C, BertolJo's Reafoning is ftrong, though, at firfl Sight, not very clear ; *' Will AJlutio break through all his Obligations to me, to pleafe THE MAID OF HONOUR. 411 Falfe to his Maker -and his Reafon, which Commands more than I afk ? O Summer-Friendfhip, Vv'hofe flatt'ring Leaves that fhadow'd us in Our Proiperity, with the leafl Gull drop off In th' .Autumn of Adverfity ! How like A Priibn is to a Grave ! When dead, we are . With folemn Pomp brought thither ; and our Heirs, (Mafking their Joy in falle, diflembled Tears) Weep o'er the Hearfe ; but Earth no Iboner covers The Earth brought thither, but they turn away With inward Smiles, the Dead no more remember'd. So, enter'd in a Prifon.- Aftutio. My Occafions Command me hence, my Lord. Bert. Pray you, leave me, do ; And tell the cruel King, that I will wear Thefe Fetters 'till my Flefh and they are one Incorporated Subftance. In myfelf, As in a Glafs, I'll look on human Frailty, And curfe the Height of Royal Blood : fmce I, In being born near to Jove, am near his Thunder. [Exit Aftutio. Cedars once fliaken with a Storm, their own Weight grubs their Roots out. Lead me where you pleafe ; I am his, not Fortune's Martyr, and will die The great Example of his Cruelty [Exit with the Guard. pleafe a paflionate Mad man, for the King is no more, he is one ? Will Aftutio prove falfe to his Maker, and deaf to his own Reafon, which commands, in Return for the Benefits rfceired of me, more than I aflc ? furely he cannot. '' But, feeing the courtly Aflutio unmoved with thefe gsnerovs Sentiments, Eertoldo breaks out into that beauti- ful Defciption which follows: O Summer -Fritnd/hip, &c. SCENE 412 THE MAID OF HONOUR. SCENE II. A Grove near the Palace at Palermo. Adorni. He undergoes my Challenge, and contemns And threatens me with the late EdicT: made [it, 'Gainft Duellifts, that Altar Cowards fly to. 1S But I, that am engag'd, and nourifh in me A higher Aim than fair Camiola dreams of, Mutt not fit down thus. In the Court I dare not Attempt him ; and in Publick, he's fo guarded With a Herd of Parafites, Clients, Fools and Suitors, That a Mufket cannot reach him. My Defigns Admit of no Delay. This is her Birth-day > Which with a fit and due Solemnity Camiola celebrates ; and on it, al 1 fuch As love or ierve her, ufually prefent A tributary Duty. I'll have fomething To give, if my Intelligence prove true, Shall find Acceptance. I'm told, near this Grove Fulgcntio every Morning makes his Markets With his Petitioners. I may prefent him With a (harp retition. Ha ! 'tis he : my Fate Be ever blefs'd for't Enter Fulgentio. Fulgen. Command fuch as wait me, Not to prefume, at the lead for half an Hour, To prels on my Retirements. Page. \ will fay, Sir, you are at your Prayers, 5 'Gainfl Duellifts, then, &C. Fulgentio put up his Challenge, and, inftead of accepting it, threatened Mm with the Law againft Duels. This Adorni would reprefent as bafe Treatment. A Man of Courage he fuppofes would not have taken the Advantage of fuch a Law. 'That Altar, that was a Sanctuary Cowards only would fly to. The Senfe here plainly requires the Alteration I have made of that for then, which in the former Reading was fcarce intelligible. Fulgen. THE MAID OF HONOUR. 413 Fulgen. That will not find Belief; Courtiers have fomething elfe to do. Be gone, Sir. Challeng'd ! 'tis well. And by a Groom ! ftill better. Was this Shape made to fight ? I have a Tongue, yet, Howa'er no Sword, to kill him ; and what Way, This Morning I'll reiblve of. {Exit Fulgentio. Adorni. 1 ihall crofs Your Refolution, or fuffer for you. [Exit Adorni. SCENE III. CamiolaV Houfe. Camiola : divers Servants with Prefents. Sylli, Clarinda. Sytti. What are all thefe ? Clar. Servants with feveral Prefents, And rich ones too. 1 Serv. With her beft Wiflies, Madam, Of many fuch Days to you, the Lady PetuU Prefents you with this Fan. 2 Serv. This Diamond From your Aunt Honoria. 3 Serv-. This Piece of Plate From your Uncle, old Vinctntio, with your Arms Graven upon it. Camiola. Good Friends, they are too Munificent in their Love, and Favour to me. Put of my Cabinet return fuch Jewels As this directs you, for your Pains ; and yours j Nor muft you be forgotten. Honour me With the drinking of a Health. 1 Serv. Gold, on my Life ! 2 Serv. She fcorns to give bafe Silver. 3 Serv. Would me had been Born every Month in the Year! 1 Serv. Month ? every Day. 2 Sfrv, Shew fuch another Maid. 3 Serv. 4 i4 THE MAID OF HONOUR. 3 Serv. All Happinefs wait you. Sylli. Fll lee your Will done. {Exeunt Sylli, Clarinda, Servants. Enter Adorni wounded. Camiola. How ! Adorni wounded ? Adorni. A Scratch got in your Service, elfe not worth Your Obfervation ; I bring not, Madam, In Honour of your Birth-day, antique Plate, Or Pearl, for which the favage Indian dives Into the Bottom of the Sea ; nor Diamonds Hewn from fteep Rocks with Danger: Such as give To thofe that have what they themfelves want, aim at A glad Return with Profit : Yet, defpife not My Off'ring at the Altar of your Favour ; Nor let the Lownefs of the Giver leffen The Height of what's prefented. Since it is A precious Jewel, almoft forfeited, And, dim'd with Clouds of Infamy, redeem'd, And, in its natural Splendor, with Addition, Reftor'd to the true Owner. Camiola. How is this ? Adorni. Not to hold you in Sufpenfe, I bring you, Madam, Your wounded Reputation cur'd, the Sting Of virulent Malice, feft'ring your fair Name, Pluck'd out and trod on. That proud Man, that was Deny'd the Honour of your Bed, yet durft With his untrue Reports ftrumpet your Fame, Compell'd by me, hath giv'n himfeJf the Lye, And in his own Blood wrote it. You may read Fulgentio fubfcrib'd. Camiola. I am amaz'd ! Adorni. It does deferve it, Madam. Common Service Is fit for Hinds, and the Reward proportion'd To their Conditions. Therefore, look not on me As a Follower of your Father's Fortunes, or One that fubfifts on yours. You frown ! my Service Merits THE MAID OF HONOUR. 415 Merits not this Afpect. Cawiola. Which of my Favours, I might fay Bounties, hath begot, and nourifh'd This more then rude Prefumption ? Since you had An Itch to try your defp'rats Valour, wherefore Went you not to the VV ar ? Couldft thou fuppofc My Innocence could ever fall fo low As to have Need of thy ram Sword to guard it Againft malicious Slander ? O how much Thofe Ladies are deceiv'd and cheated, when The Clearnefs and Integrity of their Actions Do not defend themfelves, and Hand fecure On their own Bafes ? Such as in a Colour Of feeming Service give Protection to 'em, Betray their own Strengths. Malice, fcorn'd, puts out Itfelf; but argu'd, gives a kind of Credit To a falfe Accufation. In this, This your moft memorable Service, you believ'd You did me right ; but you have wrong'd me more In your Defence of my undoubted Honour, Than falfe Fulgentio could. Adorni. I am forry, what Was fo well intended, is fo ill receiv'd. Enter Clarinda. Yet, under your Correction, you wifh'd Bertoldo had been prefent. Camicla. True, I did : But he and you, Sir, are not Parallels, Nor muft you think yourfeif fo. Adorni. I am what You'll pleafe to have me. Camiola. If Bertoldo had Punifh'd Fulgenti o's Inlblence, it had mown His Love to her, whom in his Judgment he Vouchfafe to make his Wife j a Height, I hope, Which you dare not afpire to. The fame Actions Suit not all Men alike: But I perceive Repentance 416 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Repentance in your Looks. For this Time, leave me I may forgive, perhaps forget, your Folly, Conceal yourfelf till this Storm be blown over.. You will be fought for -, yet, for my Eftate [Gives him her Hand to kifs. Can hinder it, mall not fuffer in my Service. Adorni. This is fomething, yet, though I mifs'd the. Mark I mot at. [Exit Adorni. Camiola. This Gentleman is of a noble Temper ; And I too harm, perhaps, in my Reproof: Was I not, Clarinda ? Clar. I am not to cenfure Your Actions, Madam : but there are a thoufand Ladies, and of good Fame, in fuch a Caufe, Would be proud of fuch a Servant. Camiola. It may be ; Enter a Servant. Let me offend in this Kind. Why uncall'd for ? Serv. The Signiors, Madam, Gafparo and Antbonio, (Selected Friends of the renown'd Bertoldo) Put amore this Morning. Camiola. Without him ? Serv. I think fo. Camiola. Never think more, then. Serv. They have been at Court. Kifs'd the King's Hand ; and, their firft Duties done To him, appear ambitious to tender To you their fecond Service. Camiola. Wait 'em hither. [Exeunt Servant. Fear, do not rack me ! Reafon, now, if ever, Halle with thy Aids, and tell me, fuch a Wonder As my Bertolda is, with fuch Care fafhion'd, Muft not, nay, cannot, in Heav'ns Providence Enter THE MAID OF HONOUR. 417 Enter Anthonio, Gafparo, Servant. So foon mifcarry , pray you, forbear ; e'er you Take the Privilege, as Strangers, to falute me, (Excufc my Manners) make me firft underftand, How it is with Bertoldo ? Gafp. The Relation Will not, I fear, deferve your Thanks. Anth. I wifh Some other fhould inform you. Camiola. Is he dead ? x You fee, though with fome Fear, I dare enquire it. Gaf-p. Dead? Would -that were the worft, a Debt were paid then, Kings in their Birth owe Nature. Camiola. Is their aught More terrible than Death ? Anth. Yes, to a Spirit Like his ; cruel Imprifonment, and that Without the Hope of Freedom. Camiola. You abufe me : The Royal King cannot, in Love to Virtue (Though all Springs of Affection were dry'd np) But pay his Ranfom. Gafp. When you know what 'tis, You will think otherwife No Jefs will do it Then fifty thoufand Crowns. Camiola. A petty Sum ; The Price weigh'd with the Purchafe , fifty thoufand ? To the King 'tis nothing. He, that can fpare more To his Minion for a Mafque, cannot but ranfom Such a Brother at a Million You wrong The King's Magnificence. Anth. In your Opinion ; But 'tis mod certain. He does not alone In himfelf refufe to pay it ; but forbids /Ul other Men. Camiola. Are you fure of this ? VOL. II. D d Gafp. 418 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Gafp. You may read The Edict to that Purpofe, publifh'd by him : That will refolve you. Camiola. Pofiible ? Pray you, ftand off; If I do not mutter Treafon to myfelf, My Heart will break : Yet I will not curfe him ; [Afide* He is my King The News you have deliver'd, Makes me weary of your Company : we'll falute When we meet next. I'll bring you to the Door. Nay, pray you, no more Compliments. Gafp. One Thing more, And that's fubftantial : Let your Adorni Look to himfelf. Antb. The King is much incens'd Againft him, for Fulgentio. Camiola. As I am For your Slownefs to depart. Both. Farewel, fweet Lady ! [Exeunt Gafparo, Anthonio. Camiola. O more then impious Times ! when not alone Subordinate Minifters of Juftice are Corrupted and feduc'd, but Kings themfelves (The greater Wheels by which the lefTer move) Are broken or disjointed ! could it be, elfe, A King, to footh his politick Ends, fhould fo far Forfake his Honour, as at once to break Th' Adamant Chains of Nature and Religion, To bind up Atheifm, as a Defence l6 To his dark Counfels ? Will it ever be ? That to deferve too much is dangerous, And Virtue, when too eminent, a Crime ? Muft She ferve Fortune (till ? Or, when ftripp'd of Her gay, and glorious Favours, lofe the Beauties Of her own natural Shape ? O my Eertoldo ! Thou only Sun in Honours Sphere, how foon Art thou eclips'd and darken'd ! not the Nearnefs 1 6 To bind up Jtbeifm, &c. This appears to me to be falfe ; I would read, To bring up Atheifm, &c . Ar . THE MAID OF HONOUR. 419 Of Blood prevailing on the King ; nor all The Benefits to the gen'ral Good difpens'd Gaining a Retribution ! but that To owe a Courtefy to a fimple Virgin Would take from the deferring, 1 find in me Some Sparks of Fire, which, fann'd with Honours Breath, Might rife into a Flame, and in Men darken Their ufurp'd Splendor. Ha! my Aim is high, And, for the Honour of my Sex, to fall fo, Can never prove inglorious. 'Tis reiblv'd : Call in Adorni. Clar. I am happy in ^ Such Employment, Madam. [Exit Clarinda, Camiola. He's a Man, I know, that at a reverend Diftance loves me, And fuch are ever faithful. What a Sea Of melting Ice I walk on ! what ftrange Ceafures Am I to undergo ! but good Intents Deride all future Rumours. Enter Clarinda and Adorni. Adorni. I obey Your Summons, Madam. Camiola. Leave the Place, Clar bull : One Woman, in a Secret of fuch Weight, Wife Men may think too much. Nearer, Adorni. [Exit Clarinda. I warrant it with a Smile. Adorni. I cannot afk Safer Protection, what's your Will ? C&miola. To doubt Your ready Defire to ferve me, or prepare you With the Repetition of former Merits, Would in my Diffidence, wrong you : But I will, And without Circumftance, in the Truft that I Impofe upon you, free you from Sufpicioa. Adorni. I fofter none of you. Camiola, I know you do not, You are Adorni > by the Love you owe me. D d 2 Adsrni. 420 THE MAID OF HONOUR, Adorni. The Cured Conjuration. Camiola. Take me with you. Love born of Duty ; but advance no further. You are, Sir, as I fakl, to do me Service, To undertake a Tafk, in which your Faith, Judgment, Difcretion in a Word, your all That's good, muft be engag'd ; nor muft you fludy, In the Execution, but what may make For th' Ends I aim at. Adorni. They admit no Rivals. Camiola. You anfwer well. You have heard of Ber- teldo's Captivity ? and the King's Neglect ? the Greatnefs Of his Ranfom, fifty thoufand Crowns, Adorni ; Two Parts of my Eftate. Adorni. To what tends this ? Camiola. Yet I fo love the Gentleman (for to you I will confefs my Weaknefs) that I purpofe, Now, when he is forfaken by the King, And his own Hopes, to ranfom, and receive him Into my Bofom as my lawful Hufband, [Adorriijtarts, andfeems troubled, Why change you Colour ? Adorni. 'Tis in Wonder of Your Virtue, Madam. Camiola. You muft, therefore, to Siena for me, and pay to Gcnzaga This Ranfom for his Liberty ; you mail Have Bills of Exchange along with you. Let him fwear A folemn Contract to me, for you muft be My principal Witnefs, if he fhould But why Do I entertain thefe Jealoufies ? You will do this ? Adorni. Faithfully, Madam. But not live long after. [Aftde, Camiola. One Thing I had forgot. Befides his Free- He may want Accommodations ; furnilh him [c}om, According to his Birth. And from Camiola Deliver this Kifs, printed on your Lips [.Kiffes him. Seal'd on his Hand. You mail not fee my Blufhes ; I'll THE MAID OF HONOUR. 421 I'll inftantly difpatch you. [Exit Camiola, Adorni. I'm half-hang'd Out of the Way, already. Was there ever Poor Lover fo employ'd againft himfelf To make Way for his Rival ? I muft do it : Nay, more, I will. If Loyalty can find Recompence beyond Hope, or Imagination, Let it fall on me in the other World, As a Reward ; for, in this, I dare not hope it. [Exit. The End of tbe Third Aft. #M^$5#^^ A C T IV. S C E N E I. The Camp. Gonzaga, Pierlo, Roderigo, Jacomo. Gonz. *V7*O u ' ve feiz'd upon the Citadel, and difarm'd J[ All that could make Refiftance ? - Pierio. Hunger [had Done that, before we .came ; nor was the Soldier Compell'd to feek for Prey , the famifh'd Wretches, In Hope of Mercy, as a Sacrifice offer'd All that was worth the taking. Gcnz. You proclaim'd, On Pain of Death, no Violence fhould be ofFex'd To any Woman ? Roder. But it needed not ; For Famine had fo humbled 'em, and took off The Care of their Sex's Honour, that there was not So coy a Beauty in the Town, but would For half a mouldy Bifket fell hej felf To a poor Befognion, and without fhrieking. Gonz. Where is the Duke of Urbin ? Jacomo. Under Guard, As you directed. D d 3 422 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Gonz. See the Soldiers fet In Rank, and File , and, as the Dutchefs pafies, Bid 'em vail their Enfigns ; and charge 'em, on their Not to cry Whores. [Lives, Jacomo. The Devil cannot fright 'em From their military Licence , though they know They are her Subjects, and will part with Being, To do her Service ; yet, fince (he's a Woman, They will touch at her Breech with their Tongues and that is all That they can hope for. [A Shout ', and a general Cry within. Whores! Whores! Gonz. O the Devil ! they are at it. Hell ftop their bawling Throats. Again ! make up And cudgel them into Jelly. Roder. To no Purpofe, Though their Mothers were there, They would have the fame Name for 'em. [Exeunt, SCENE II. Before the Walls of Siena. Roderigo, Jacomo, Pierio, Gonzaga, Aurelia (under & Canopy). Aftutio prefents far with Lettgrs. Loud, Mufick. She .reads the Letters. Gonz. I do befeech your Highnefs not to afcribe To th* Want of Difcipline, the barbarous Rudenefs Of the Soldier, in his Prophanation of Your facred Name and Virtues. Aurelia. No, Lord General, I've heard my Father fay oft, 'twas a Cuftom, Ufual i' th' Camp ; nor are they to be punifh'4 For Words, that have in Fact deferv'd fo well. Let the one excufe the^)ther. All. Excellent Princefs ! Aurelia. But for thefe Aids from Sicily lent againft us To blaft our Spring ot Conqueft in the Bud : I can- THE MAID OF HONOUR. 4^ I cannot find, my Lord AmbafTador, How we mould entertain': but as a Wrong, With Purpofe to detain us from our own ; Howe'er the King endeavours, in his Letters, To mitigate th' Affront. Aftutio. Your Grace, hereafter, May hear from me fuch flrong AfTurances Of his unlimited Defires to ferve you, As will, I hope, drown in Forgetfulnefs The Mem'ry of what's paft. Aurelia. We mall take Time To fearch the Depth oft further, and proceed As our Council fhall direct us. Gsnz. We prefent you With the Keys of the City ; all I*ets are remov'd j Your Way is fmooth and eafy - 3 at your Feex Your proudeft Enemy falls. Aurelia. We thank your Valours : A Victory without Blood is twice atchiev'd, And the Difpofure of it, to us tender'd, The greateft Honour. Worthy Captains, Thanks ! My Love extends itfelf to All. [A Guard made, Aurelia paffes through 'em. Loud Mufick. Gonz. Make Way, there. [Exeunt. SCENE III. A Prifon. Bertoldo ? with a fmall Book, in Fetters. Jailor. Bert. J Tis here determin'd 17 (great Examples, arm'd With Arguments, produc'd to make it good) That 1 7 TM here deter^in d t &C. This Soliloquy of Bertoldos is a very true Account of the Incon- iiftency of the Stoicks. It was one of their favourite Maxims, that Pain was not an Evil. Their wife Man was to be infenfible ; and yet no one bore Pain worfe than he. They could argue, with great Ap- pearance of Reafon, againft fuffering from Affliction ; but, when ihey felt it, it wgs intolerable. They were mighty Heroes in Theory. D fl 4 but, 4 2 4 THE MAID OF HONOUR. That neither Tyrants, nor the wrefted Laws ; The People's frantick Rage, fad Exile, Want, Nor, that which I endure, Captivity, Can do a wile Man any Injury. Thus Seneca, when he wrote it, thought. But then Felicity courted him ; his Wealth exceeding A private Man's , happy in the Embraces Of his chafte Wife Paulina , his Houfe full Of Children, Clients, Servants, flatt'ring Friends, Soothing his Lip-Pofitions, and created Prince of the Senate, by ihe general Voice, As his Pupil news Suffrage : Then, no Doubt, He held, and did believe, this. But no fooner The Prince's Frowns, and Jealoufies had thrown him Out of Security's Lap, and a Centurion Had offer'd him what Choice of Death he pleas'd -, But told him, Die he muft : when ftraight the Armour Of his fo boafted Fortitude, fell off, [Throws away the Bock* Complaining of his Frailty. Can it, then, Be cenfur'd womanifh Weaknefs in me, if, Thus clogg'd with Irons, and the Period To clofe up ail Calamities deny'd me, (Which was prefented Seneca) I wifh I ne'er had Being ; at ieaft, never knew ^ What Happinefs was -, or argue with Heav'ns Juftice, Tearing my Locks, and in Defiance throwing Dull in the Air ? or, falling on the Ground, thus With my Nails and Teeth to dig a Grave, or rend The Bowels of the Earth, my Step-mother, And not a natural Parent ? or thus practife To die, and, as J were infenfible, Believe I had no Motion ? [Lies on bis Face, but, in Pia&ice, Cowards. The great Clea-nthcs ftarved himfelf to Death, becaufe of a little Inflammation in his Gums. The Prince of Patriots, Cafo, chofe to die, becaufe he could not bear to fee Cfffar : And Sen'ca puled and whined at Death with the moft \vo- rnanifh fear imaginable: Tl.efe were the Men who could demon- {bate that Pain was not an Evil ! Enter THE MAID OF HONOUR. Enter Gonzaga, Adorni, Jailor. -Gonz, There he is : I'll not enquire by whom his Ranfom's paid, I'm fatisfy'd that I have it ; nor allege One Reafon to excufe his cruel Ufage, As you may interpret it , let it fuffice It was my Will to have it fo. 'He is yours, now, Difpofe of him as you pleafe [Exit Gonzaga, Adorni. Howe'cr I hate him, As one preferr'd before me, being a Man, He does deferve my Pity. Sir, he deeps, Or is he dead ?- Would he were a Saint in Heaven ; J Tis all the Hurt I wifh him. But, I was not [Kneels ly him, Born to fuch Happinefs. No, he breathes Come near, And, if 't be poflible, without his Feeling, Take off his Irons. So, now leave us private. [His Irons taken off. He does begin to ftir, and as tranfported [Exit Jailor, With a joyful Dream. How he ftares ! and feels his As yet uncertain, whether it can be [Legs, True or phantaftical. Bert. Minifters of Mercy, Mock not Calamity. Ha ! 'tis no Vifion ! Or, if it be, the happieft that ever Appear'd to finful Flefli ! Who's here ? His Face Speaks him Adorni! but fome giorious Angel, Concealing its Divinity in his Shape, Hath done this Miracle, it being not an Act For wolvifh Man. Kefolve me, if thou loolv'ft for Bent Knees in Adoration ?- - Adorni. O forbear, Sir ! J am Adorni> and the Inftrument Of your Deliverance , but the Benefit You owe another. Bert. If he has a Name, As foon as fpoken, 'tis writ on my Heart, J am his Bondman. 426 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Adorni. To the Shame of Men, This great Act is a Woman's. Bert. The whole Sex For her fake mult be deify 'd. How I wander In my Imagination, yet cannot Guefs who this Phoenix mould be ! Adorni. 5 Tis Camiola. Bert. Pray you fpeak't again ! there's Mufick in her Name ! Once more, I pray you, Sir ! Adorni. Camiola^ The Maid of Honour. Bert. Curs'd Atheirt that I was, Only to doubt it could be any other ; Since me alone, in th' Abftract of herfelf, That fmall, but ravifliing Subftance, comprehends "Whatever is, or can be wim'd, in the Idea of a Woman. O what Service, Or Sacrifice of Duty, can I pay her, If not to live, and die, her Charity's Slave ? Which is refolv'd already. Adorni. She expects not Such a Dominion o'er you : Yet, ere I Deliver her Demands, give me your Hand : On this, as me enjoin'fl me, with my Lips I print her Love arid Service, by me fent you. Bert. I am o'erwhelm'd with Wonder ! Adorni. You muft now ("Which is the Sum of all that me defires) By a folemn Contract bind yourfelf, when me Requires it, as a Debt due for your Freedom, To marry her. Bert. This does engage me further, A Payment ! an Increafe of Obligation ! To marry her ! 'twas my nil ultra, ever ! The End of my Ambition ! O that now The Holy Man, fhe prefent, were prepar'd To join our Hands, but with that Speed, my Heart \Yiihes mine Eyes might fee her. Adoani, THE MAID OF HONOUR. 427 Adcrni. You muft fvvear this. Bert. Swear it ? Collect all Oaths and Imprecations, Whofe lead Breach is Damnation ; and thofe IVlinifter'd to me in a Form more dreadful ; Set Heav'n and Hell before me, I will take 'em : Falfe to Camiola ? Never. Shall I now Begin my Vows to you ? Adorni. I am no Churchman ; Such a one muft file it on Record. You are free ; And, that you may appear like to yourfelf (For fo ihe wifh'd) there's Gold with which you may Redeem your Trunks and Servants, and whatever Of late you loft. I have found out the Captain \Vhofe Spoil they were. His Name is Roderigo. Bert. I know him. Adorni. I have done my Part. Bert. So much, Sir, As I am ever yours for't. Now, methinks, 1 walk in Air ! Divine Camiola ! But Words cannot exprefs thee. I'll build to thee An Altar in my Soul, on which I'll offer A ftill increafing Sacrifice of Duty. [Exit Bertoldo. Adorni. What will become of me now is apparent ! Whether a Poniard, or a Halter be The neareft Way to Hell (for I muft thither, After Pve kill'd myfelf ) is fomewhat doubtful. This Roman Refolution of Self-Murther, Will not hold Water, at the high Tribunal, When it comes to be argu'd ; my good Genius Prompts me to this Confideration. He That kills himfelf to avoid Mifery, fears it. And, at the beft, mews but a baftard Valour. This Life ? s a Fort committed to my Truft, Which I muft not yield up, 'till it be forc'd. Nor will I. He's not valiant that dares die, But he that boldly bears Calamity. [Exit. SCENE 4 23 THE MAID OF HONOUR. SCENE IV. Siena. A Flourijb. Pkrio, Roderigo, Jacorno, Gonzaga, Aurelia, Ferdi- nand, Aftutio. Attendants. Aurelia. A Seat here for the Duke. It is our Glory To overcome with Courteiies, not Rigour ; The lordly Roman, who held it the Height Of human Happinefs, to have Kings and Queens To wait by his triumphant Chariot-wheels Jn his infuhing Pride, depriv'd himfelf Of drawing near the Nature of the Gods, Beft known for fuch, in being merciful. Yet, give me Leave, but ilill with gentle Language, And with the Freedom of a Friend, to tell you, -To feek by Force, what Courtfhip could not win, \Vas harfh, and never taught in Love's mild School. "Wife Poets feign, that Venn? Coach is drawn By Doves and Sparrows, not by Bears and Tygers. Ferd. I fpare the Application, =Jn my Fortune Heav Vs Juftice hath confirmed it ; yet, great Lady, Since my Offence grew from Excefs of Love, And not to be refitted, having paid too, With Lofs of Liberty, the Forfeiture Of my Prefumption, in your Clemency It may find pardon. Aurelia. You mail have juft Caufe To fay it hath. The Charge of the long Siege Defray'd, and the Lofs my Subjeds have fuftain'd Made good, (fince fo far I muft deal with Caution) You have your Liberty. Ferd. I could not hope for Gentler Conditions. Aurelia. My Lord Gonzaga, Since my coming to Siena, I've heard much of Your Pris'ner, brave Bertoldo, Gonz, THE MAID OF HONOUR. 429 Gonz. Such an one, Madam, I had, Aftutio. And have ftill, Sir, I hope". Gonz. Your Hopes deceive you. He is ranfom'd, Madam. AJlutio. By whom, I pray you, Sir ? Gonz. You had beft enquire Of your Intelligencer : I am no Informer. AJlutio. I like not this. [Afide. Aurelia. He is, as 'tis reported, A goodly Gentleman, and of noble Parts, A Brother of your Order. Gonz. He was, Madam, 'Till he, againft his Oath, wrong'd you, a Princtfi, Which his Religion bound him from. Aurelia. Great Minds, For Trial of their Valours, oft maintain Quarrels that are unjuft; yet without Malice 5 And fuch a fair Conftru<5lion I make of him, I would fee that brave Enemy. Gonz. My Duty Commands me to feek for him. Aitrdia. Pray you do : And bring him to our Prefence. [.W/ Gonzaga. AJlutio. I muft blaft His Entertainment. [Afide.'} May it pleafe your Ex- cellency, He is a Man debauch'd, and for his Riots Caft off by th* King my Matter j and that, I hope, is !A Crime fufficient. Ferd. To you, his Subjects, That like as your King likes Aurelia. But not to Us ; "We muft weigh with our own Scale. Enter Gonzaga, Bertoldo ricbfy habited, Adofcii. This is he, fure ! How foon mine Eye had found him ! What a Port He 430 THE MAID OR HONOUR. He bears ! how well his Bravery becomes him ! A Pris'ner ! nay, a Princely Suitor, rather ! But I'm too fudden. Gonz. Madam, 'twas his Suit, TJnfent for, to prefent his Service to you, Ere his Departure. Aurelia. With what Majefty He bears himfelf ! Aftutio. The Devil, I think, fupplies him. Ranfom'd ? and thus rich, too ! Aurelia. You ill deferve [Bertoldo, kneeling^ ktffes her Hand. The Favour of our Hand. We are not well : Give Us more Air. [She defcends fuddenly^, Gonz. What fudden Qualm is this ? Aurelia. That lifted yours againft me. Bert. Thus, once more, I fue for Pardon. Aurelia. Sure his Lips are poifon'd, And, through thefe Veins, force PafTage to my Heart, Which is already feiz'd upon. [Aftde. Bert. I wait, Madam, To know what your Commands are ; my Defigns Exact me in another Place. . Aurelia. Before You have our Licence to depart ? If Manners, Civility of Manners cannot teach you T* attend our Leifure, I muft tell you, Sir, That you are ftill our Priforier ; nor had you Commiffion to free him. Gonz. How's this, Madam ? Aurelia. You were my Subftitute, and wanted Power, "Without my Warrant, to difpofe of him. I will pay back his Ranfom ten times over, Rather than quit my Intereft. Bert. This is Againft the Law of Arms. Aurelia. But not of Love : \_Afide* Why, hath your Entertainment, Sir, been fuch In THE MAID OF HONOUR. 431 In your Reftraint, that, with the Wings of Fear, You wduld fly from it ? Bert. I know no Man, Madam, Enamour'd of his Fetters, or delighting In Cold or Hunger, or that would in Reafqn Prefer Straw in a Dungeon, before A Down Bed in a Palace. Aurelia. How ! Come nearer ; Was his Ufage fuch ? Gonz. Yes ; and it had been worle, Had I forefeen this. Aurelia. O thou mif-fhap'd Monfler ! In thee it is confirm'd, that fuch as have No Share in Nature's Bounties, know no Pity- To fuch as have 'em. Look on him with my Eyes, And anfwer then, whether this were a Man Whofe Cheeks of lovely Fulnefs mould be made A Prey to meagre Famine ? or thefe Eyes, Whofe every Glance ftore Cupid's empty'd Quiver, To be dim'd with tedious Watching ; or thefe Lips, Thefe ruddy Lips, of whofe frem Colour, Cherries And Rofes were but Copies, fhould grow pale For want of Neftar ? or thefe Legs that bear A Burthen of more Worth, than is fupported By Atlas' weary'd Shoulders, fhould be cramp'd With the Weight of Iron ? Oh, I could dwell ever On this Defcription ! Bert. Is this in Derifion, Or Pity, of me ? Aurelia. In your Charity Believe me innocent. Now you are my Prifoner, You (hall have fairer Quarter ; you will fhame The Place where you have been, mould you now leave it Before you are recovered. I'll conduct you To more convenient Lodgings, and it mall be My Care to cherifh you. Repine who dare ; It is our Will. You'll follow me ? % Bert. To the Centre, Such a Sibylla guiding me. \Exsunt Aurelia, Bertoldo. Genz. 432 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Conz. Who fpeaks firft ? Ferd. We ftand, as we had feen Medufa** Head ! Pierio. I know not what to think, I'm To amaz'd ! Roder. Amaz'd ! I'm thunderftruck ! Jacomo. We are enchanted. And this is fome Illufion. Adorni. Heav'n forbid ! In dark Defpair, it mews a Beam of Hope. Contain thy Joy, Adorni. Aftutio. Such a Princefs, And of fo long experienc'd Refervednefs Break forth, and on the fudden, into Flames Of more than doubted Loofenefs ! Gonz. They come again, Smiling, as I live : His Arm circling her Waift I mall run mad : Some Fury hath poflefs'd her. If I fpeak, I may be blafted. Ha! I'll mumble A Prayer or two, and crofs myfelf, and then, Though the Devil fart Fire, have at him. Enter Bertoldo and Aurelia. Aurelia. Let not, Sir, The Violence of my Pafllons nourifh in you An ill Opinion ; or, grant my Carriage Out of the Road, and Garb of private Women, 'Tis ftill done with Decorum. As I am A Princefs, what I do, is above Cenfure, And to be imitated. Bert. Gracious Madam, Vouchfafe a little Paufe ; for I am fo rap'd Beyond myfelf, that, 'till I have collected My fcatter'd Faculties, I cannot tender My Relblution. Aurelia. Confider of it, I will not be long from you. [Bertoldo walking by, mufmg. G&nz. THE MAID OF HONOUR. 433 Gonz. Pray I cannot, This curfed Object ftrangles my Devotion : I muft fpeak, or I burft. Pray you, fair Lactyj If you can n Courtefy, direct me to The chafte Aurelia. Aurelia. Are you blind ? Who are We ? Gonz. Another kind of Thing. Her Blood was go vern*d By her Difcretion, and not rul'd her Reafon : The Reverence and Majefty of Juno Shin'd in her Looks, and, coming to the Camp, Appeared a fecond Pallas. I can fee No fuch Divinities in you : If I Without Offence may fpeak my Thoughts, you are, As't were, a wanton Helen. Aurelia. Good j e'er long, You mall know me better. Gonz. Why, if you are Aurelia, How mall I difpofe of the Soldier ? Aftutio. May it pleafe you To haften my Difpatch ? Aurelia. Prefer your Suits Unto Bertoldo ; we will give him Hearing* And you'll find him your beft Advocate. [#// Aurelia. Aftutio. This is rare ! Gonz. What are we come to ? Roder. Grown up in a Moment A Favourite ! Ferd. He does take State already^ Bert. No, no, it cannot be ! yet, but Camiola, There is no Stop between me and a Crown : -Then my Ingratitude ! a Sin in which All Sins are comprehended ! aid me, Virtue, Or I am loft. [4fde. Gonz. May it pleafe your Excellence ' Second me, Sir* Bert. Then my fo horrid Oaths, And hell-deep Imprecations made againft it. [Aftde. VOL. II. E e 4ftutio t 434 THE MAID OF HONOUR. AJlutio. The King, your Brother, will thank you for th' Advancement Of his Affairs Bert. And yet who can hold out Againft inch Batteries, as her Power and Greatnefs Raife up againft my weak Defences ! [/4fide. Gonz. Sir, Enter Aurelia. Do you dream waking ? Slight, fhe's here again. Bert. Walks (he on woollen Feet ! Aurelia. You dwell too long In your Deliberation, and come \Vith a Cripple's Pace to that which you fhould fly to. Bert. It is confefs'd : Yet, why fhould I, to win From you, that hazard all to my poor nothing, By falfe Play fend you off a Lofer from me ? I'm already too too much engag'd To th' King my Brother's Anger ; and who knows But that his Doubts, and politick Fears, fhould you Make me his Equal, may draw War upon Your Territories ; were that Breach made up, I fhould with Joy embrace, what now I fear To touch but with due Rev'rence. Aurelia. That Hindrance Is eafily remov'd. I owe the King For a Royal Vifit, which I flraight will pay him, And having firft reconcil'd you to his Favour, A Difpenlation fhall meet with us, Bert. I am wholly yours. Aurelia. On this Book feal it. Gonz. What Hand and Lip too ? Then the Bargain's fure, You've no Employment for me ? Aurelia. Yes, Gonzaga - 3 Provide a Royal Ship. Gonz. A Ship ? Saint John ! Whither are we bound, now ? Aurelia. THE MAID OF HONOUR. 435 Aurelia. You fhall know hereafter, My Lord, your Pardon, for my too much trenching Upon your Patience. Adorni. Camiola \Wbifpers to Bertoldo, Aurelia. How do you ? Bert, Indifpoled , but I attend you. [Exeunt. Adorni. The heavy Curfe that waits on Perjury, And foul Ingratitude, purfue thee, ever ! Yet why from me this ? In this Breach of Faith IVly Loyalty finds Reward ! what poifons him, Proves Mithridate to me l8 I have performed All (he commanded punctually, and now, In the clear Mirrour of my Truth, fhe may Behold his Falfhood. O that I had Wings To bear me to Palermo ! this, once known, Muft change her Love into a juft Difdain, And work her to Companion of my Pain. [Exit* SCENE V, Camiola'j Houfe. Sylli, Camiola, Clarinda, at federal Doors. Sjlli. Undone ! undone ! poor I, that whilome wai The Top and Ridge of my Houfe, am, on the fudden, Turn'd to the pititulleft Animal O 1 th' Lineage of the Syllies ! Camiola. What's the Matter ? Sylli. The King break Girdle, break ! Camiola. Why, what of him ? Sylli. Hearing how far you doted on my Perfon, Growng envious-of my Happinefs, and knowing His Brother, nor his Favourite Fulgmtio^ Could get a Sheep's Eye from you, I being prefent, 1 8 What poifoni him Proves Mithridate to me, &C. Mithridate (called after its Inventor, Mithridate, K'ng of Ponttts] a Confection, that is a fpecial Prefervaiive againft Poifon. E e 2 436 THE MAID OF HONOUR, Is come himfelf a Suitor, with the Awl Of his Authority to bore my Nofe, And take you from me Oh, oh, oh ! Camiola. Do not roar fo : The King ? Sylli. The King : Yet loving Sytti is not So forry for his own, as your Misfortune ; If the King mould carry you, or you bear him, What a Lofer mould you be ? He can but make you A Queen, and what a fimple Thing is that To th' being my lawful Spoufe. The World can never Afford you fuch a Hufband. Camiola. I believe you. But how are you fure the King is fo inclined ? Did not you dream this ? Sylli. With thefe Eyes I faw him Difmifs his Train, and 'lighting from his Coach, Whifper Fulgentio in the Ear. Camiola. If fo, I guefs the Bufineis. SyUi. It can be no other But to give me the Bob, that being a Matter Of main Importance. Yonder they are, I dare not Enter Roberto, Fulgentio. Be feen, I am fo defperate ! if you forfake me, Send me Word, that I may provide a Willow-Garland, < To wear, when I drown myfelf. O Sylli* O Sylli. [Exit crying. Ful. It will be worth your Pains, Sir, to obferve The Conftancy and Bravery of her Spirit. Though great Men tremble at your Frowns, 1 dare Hazard my Head, your Majefty, fet off With Terror, cannot fright ter. Rober. May me anfwer My Expectation. Fulgen. There me is Cam. My Knees thus- Bent THE MAID OF HONOUR. 437 Bent to the Earth (while my Vows are fent upward For th' Safety of my Sov'reign) pay the Duty Due for fo great an Honour, in this Favour Done to your humbleft Hand-maid. Rober. You miftake me, I come not (Lady) that you may report The King, to do you Honour, madeyourHoufe* (He being there) "his Court ; but to correct Your ftubborn Difobedience. A Pardon, For that, could you obtain it, were well purchas'd With this Humility. Camioia. A Pardon, Sir ? 'Till I am confcious of an Offence, I will not wrong my Innocence to beg one, What is my Crime, Sir ? Rober. Look on him I favour, By your fcorn'd and neglected. Camioia. Is that all, Sir ? Rober. No, Minion; though that were too much. How can you Anfvver the fetting on your defp'rate Bravo To murther him ? Camioia. With your Leave, I muft not kneel, Sir, While I reply to this : But thus rife up In my Defence, and tell you as a Man (Since when you are unjuft, the Deity Which you may challenge as a King, parts from you) 'Twas never read in Holy Writ, or moral, That Subjects on their Loyalty were oblig'd To love their Sov'reign's Vices ; your Grace, Sir, To fuch an Undeferver is no Virtue. Fulgen. What think you now, Sir ? Camioia. Say you mould love Wine, You being the King, and 'caufe I am your Subject:, Muft I be ever drunk ? Tyrants, not Kings, By Violence, from humble Vafials force The Liberty of their Souls. I could not love him. Courts make no: Kings, but Kings Courts. DKNHAM. E c 3 And 438 THE MAID OF HONOUR, And to compel Affection, as I take it, Is not found in your Prerogative. Rober. Excellent Virgin ! How I admire her Confidence! Camioia. He complains Of Wrong done him : But, be no more a King, IJnlefs you do me right. Burn your Decrees, And of your Laws and Statutes make a Fire To thaw the frozen Numbnefs of Delinquents, If he elcape unpunifh'd. Do your Edicts Call it Death in any Man that breaks into Another's Houfe to rob him, though of Trifles, And (hall Fulgentio, your Fulgtntio live ? Who hath committed more than Sacrilege Jn the Pollution of my clear Fame By his ma'icious Slanders. Rober. Have you done this ? Anfwer truly on your Life. Fulgen. In the Heat of Blood Some fuch Thing I reported. Roller. Our qf my Sight ! for I vow, if by true Penitence thou win not This injur'd Lady to fue out thy Pardon, Thy Grave is digg'd already. Fulgen. By my own Folly I've made a fair Hand oft, [Exit Fulgentio, Rober. You mall know, Lady, While I wear a Crown, Juftice fliall ufe her Sword To cut Offenders off, though neareft to us. Camioia. I, now you (hew whofe Deputy you are, If now I bathe your Feet with Tears, it cannot Be cenfur'd uperftition. Rober. You muft rife. Rife in our Favour, and Protection ever : \Kijfes her. Camioia. Happy are Subjects! when the Prince is flill Guided by Juftice, not His paflionate Will. [Exeunt. of tty Fourth Aft. ACT THE MAID OF HONOUR. 439 ACTV. SCENE I. Camiola'j Houfe. Camiola, Sylli. Camiola. "\T O U fee how tender I am of the Quiet j[ And Peace of your Affection, and what great ones I put off in your Favour. Sylli. You do wifely, Exceeding wifely ! and, when I have faid, I thank you for't, be happy. Camiola. And good Realon, Jn having fuch a Bleffing. Sylli. When you have it, But the Bait is not yet ready. Stay the Time, While I triumph by myfelf. King, by your Leave, I have wip'd your royal Nofe, without a Napkin, You may cry Willow, Willow ! for your Brother, I'll only fay go by. For my fine Favourite, He may graze where he pleafe j his Lips may Water Like a Puppies o'er a frumenty Pot, while Sylli Out of his tvvo-leav'd Cherry-ftone Difh drinks Neftar! I cannot hold out any longer \ Heav'n forgive me, 'Tis not the firftOath, I have broke, I muft take A little for a Preparative. [Offers to kifs and embrace ber. Camiola. By no Means. If you forfwear yourfelf we ftiall not profper. I'll rather lofe my Longing. Sylli, Pretty Soul ! How careful it is of me ! let me bufs yet, Thy little dainty Foot for'c : That, I'm fure, is Out of my Oath. Camiola, Why if thou canft difpenfe with't So far, I'll not be fcrupulous -, fuch a Favour E c 4 My 440 THE MAID OF HONOUR. My amorous Shoemaker fteals. Sylli. O moft rare Leather ! [KiJ/es her Shoe often. I do begin at the loweft, but in time I n.ay grow higher. Camiola. Fie ! you dwell too long there ; Jlife, pry'thee, rife. Sylli. O, I am up already. Enter Clarinda baftify. Camiola. How I abufe my Hours! What news with thee, now ? Clar. Off with that Gown, 'tis mine i mine by your Promife : Signior Adorni is return'd ! now upon Entrance j Off with it, off with it, Madam. Camiola. Be not fo hafty : When I go to Bed, 'tis thine. Sylli. You have my grant too-, But, do you hear, Lacy, though I give Way to this, You rauft hereafter alk my Leave before You part with Things of Moment. Camiola. Very good , When I'm yours, I'll be govern'd. Sylli. Sweet Obedience ! Enter Adorni. Camiola. You're well return'd Adorni. I wifh that the Succefs pf my Service had deferv'd it. Camiola. Lives Bertoldo ? Adorni. Yes, and return'd with Safety. Camiola. 'Tis not, then, In the Hower of Fate to add to, or take from. My perfect Happinefs : And yet he mould Have made me his firft Vifit. ' ' Adorni. So I think too ; But he Sylli. THE MAID OF HONOUR. 441 Sylli. Durft not appear, I being prefent : ^That's his Excufe, 1 warrant you. Camiola. Speak, where is he ? y/ith whom ? Who hath deferv'd more from him ? Or Can be of equal Merit ? In this PO not except the King. Adorni. He's at the Palace With the Dutcheis of Siena. One Coach brought J em hither, Without a third. He's very gracious with her, You may conceive the reft. Camiola. My jealous Fears Make me to apprehend. Adorni. Pray you, difmifs Signior Wifdom, and I'll make relation to you Of the Particulars. Camiola. Servant, I would have you TO hatle unto the Court. Sylli. I will out-run A Footman for your Pleafure. Camiola. There obferve The Dutchefs* Train and Entertainment. Sylli. Fear not, } will difcover all that is of Weight To the Liveries of her Pages, and her Footmen. This is fit Employment for me. [Exit Sylli. Camicla. Gracious with The Duchefs ! fure, you faid fo ? Adorni. I will ufe All poffible Brevity to inform you, Madam, Pf what was trufted to me, and difcharg'd With Faith and loyal Duty. Camiola. I believe it ; You ranfom'd him, and fupply'd his Wants imagine That is already fpoken ; and what Vows Of Service he made to me, is apparent ; His Joy of me, and Wonder too perfpicuous ; poes not your Story end fo ? Adorni. Would the End Had 442 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Had anfwered the Beginning In a Word, Ingratitude and Perjury at the Height, Cannot exprefs him. Camiola. Take heed. Adorni. Truth is arm'd And can defend irfelf. It muft out, Madam. I faw (the prefence full) the amorous Dutchels Kifs and embrace him, on his Part accepted With equal Ardor, and their willing Hands No fooner join'd, hut a Remove was publifh'd, And put in Execution. Camiola. The Proofs are Too pregnant. Bertoldo ! Adorni. He's not worth Your forrow, Madam. Camiola. Tell me, when you faw this, Did not you grieve, as I do now, to hear it ? Adorni. His Precipice from Goodnefs raifing mine, And ferving as a Foil to fet my Faith off, I had little Reafon. Camiola. In this you confefs The Devillim Malice of your Difpofition, As you were a Man, you flood bound to lament it, And not in Flattery of your falfe Hopes To glory in it. When good Men purfue The Path mark'd 'out by Virtue, the bleiled Saints With Joy look on it, and Seraphic Angels Clap their celeftial Wings in heav'nly Plaudits, To fee a Scene of Grace fo well presented, The Fiends, and Men made up of envy, mourning \ Whereas now, on the contrary, as far As their Divinity can partake of Paflion, With me they weep, beholding a fair Temple j Built in Bertotdo's Loyalty, turn'd to Afhes By the Flames of his Inconftancy, the damn'd Rejoicing in the Object- 'Tis not well In you, Adorni. Adorni. What a temper dwells In this rare Virgin, Can you pity him [Afide That THE MAID OF HONOUR. 443 That hath (hewn none to you ? Camiola. I muft not be Cruel by his Example, You, perhaps, Expect now I mould leek Recovery Of what I have loft by Tears, and with bent Knees Reg his Companion. No ; my tow'ring Vertue, From the Ailurance of my Merit, fcorns To itoop fo low. I'll take a nobler Courfe, And, confident in the Juftice of my Caufe, (The King his Brother, and new Mtftrefs Judges) Ravifh him from her Arms You have the Contract In which he fwore to marry her ? Adorni. 'Tis here, Madam. [Hufband, Camiola, He fliall be, then, againft his will my And when 1 have him, I'll fo ufe him Doubt not, But that, your Honefty being unqueftion'd ; This Writing with your Teftimony clears all. Adorni. And buries me in the dark Milts of Error. Camiola. I'll prefently to Court, pray you, give Order For my Coach, Adorni. A Cart for me were fitter, To hurry me to th f Gallows [Exit Adorni. Camiola. O lalfe Men ! Inconftant ! perjur'd! My good Angel, help me In thefe my Extremities ! Enter Sylli. Sylli. If you ever will fee a brave Sight, Lofe it not now. Berloldo and the Dutchefs Are prefently to be married. There's fuch Pomp And Preparation. Camiola. If I marry, 'tis This Day, or never. Sylli. Why, with all my Heart; Though I break this, Pll keep the next Oath I make, And then it is quit. Camiola. Follow me to my Cabinet ; You know my Confeflbr, Father Paulo ? 444 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Sytti. Yes : Shall he Do the Feat for us ? Camtola. I will give in Writing Directions to him, and attire myielf Like a Virgin-bride, and fomething I will do That fhall deferve Men's Praife and Wonder too. Sytti . And I, to make all know I am not fhallow, Will have my Points of Cochineal and Yellow. [Exeunt, SCENE II. *fbe Palace at Palermo. Loud Mufick, Roberto, Bertoldo, Aurelia, Aftutio, Gonzaga, Rode- rigo, lacomo, Pierio, Bilhop, with Attendants. Rober. Had your Divifion been greater, Madam, Your Clemency, (the Wrong being done to you) In Pardon of it, like the Rod of Concord, Muft make a perfect Union, once more With a brotherly Affection we receive you Into our Favour. Let it be your Study Hereafter to deferve this Bleffing, far Beyond your Merit. Bert. As the Princefs, Grace To me is without Limit, my Endeavours With all Obfequioufnefs to ferve her Pleafures Shall know no Bounds ; nor will I, being made Her Hufband, forget the Duty that I owe her as a Servant, Aureila. I expect not But fair Equality, fince I well know, If that Superiority be due, 'Tis not to me. When you are made my Confort, All the Prerogatives of my high Birth cancell'd, I'll practice the Obedience of a Wife, And freely pay it. Queens themfelves, if they Make Choice of their Inferiors, only aiming To THE MAID OF HONOUR. 445 To feed their fenfual Appetites, and to reign Over their Hufbands, in fome Kind commit Authoriz'd Whoredom , nor will I be guilty, In my Intent of fuch a Crime. Gonz. This done, As it is promis'd, Madam, may well ftand for A Precedent to great Women : But, when once The griping Hunger of Defire is cloy'd, (And the poor Fool, advanced, brought on his Knees) Mod of your Eagle-Breed, I'll not fay all, (Ever excepting you; challenge again, What in hot Blood they parted from. Aurelia. You are ever An Enemy of our Sex, but you, I hope, Sir, Have better Thoughts. Bert. I dare not entertain An ill one of your Goodnefs. Rober. To my Power I will enable him, to prevent all Danger Envy can raife againft your Choice. One Word more Touching the Articles. Enter Fu!gentio y Camiola, Sylli, Adorni. Fulgen. In you alone Lie all my Hopes ; you can or kill or fave me 5 But pity in you will become you better, (Though, I confefs, in juftice 'tis deny'd me) Then too much Rigour. Camiola. I will make your Peace As far as it lies in me ; but muft firfl Labour to right myfelf. Aurelia. Or add or alter What you think fit. In him I have my all, Heav'n make me thankful for him. Rober. On to the Temple. Camiola. Stay, Royal Sir, and, as you are a King, Erect one here, in doing Juftice to An injur'd Maid. Aurelia. THE MAID OF HONOUR. How's this ? Bert. O I am Blafted ! [Promptnefs Rcber. I have giv'n fome Proof, fweet Lady, of my To do you Right, you need not, therefore, doubt me ; And reft affur'd. that, this great Work difpatch'd, You (hall have Audience and Satisfaction To all you can demand. Camiola. To do me Juftice Exads your prefent Care, and can admit Of no Delay. If ere my Caufe be heard, In Favour of your Brother, you go on, Sir, Your Scepter cannot right me. He's the Man, The guilty Man, whom I accufe, and you Stand bound in Duty, as you are Supreme, To be impartial. Since you are a Judge, As a Delinquent look on him, and not As on a Brother, Juftice painted blind, Infers, her Minifters are oblig'd to hear The Caufe and Truth, the Judge determine of it ; And not fway'd, -or by Favour or Affection, By afalfe Glofs, or wrefted Comment, alter The true Intent, and Letter of the Law. Roder. Nor will I, Madam, Aurelia. You feem troubled, Sir, Gonz. His Colour changes too. Camisla. The Alteration. Grows from his Guilt. The Goodnefs of my Caufe Begets fuch Confidence in me, that I bring No hir'd Tongue to plead for me, that with gay Rhetorical Flourifhes may palliate That which, ftripp'd naked, will appear deform'd. I (land here mine own Advocate ; and my Truth, Deliver'd in the plaineft Language, will Make good itfelf -, nor will I, if the King Give Suffrage to it, but admit of you, My greateft Enemy, and this Stranger Prince, To fit Afliftants with him. Aurelia. I ne'er wrong'd you. Cam. In your Knowledge of the Injury, I believe it -, Nor THE MAID OF HONOUR. 447 Nor will you in your Juftice, when you are Acquainted with my Intereft in this Man Which I lay claim to. Rober. Let us take our Seats, What is your Title to him ? Camiola. By this Contract, Seal'd folemnly before a reverend Man, I challenge him for my Hufband. Sylli. Ha ! was I Sent for the Frier, for this ? O Sylli ! Sylli ! Some Cordial, or I faint ! Rober. This Writing is Authentical. Aurelia. But done in Heat of Blood, (Charm 'd by her Flatt'ries, as, no doubt, he was) To be difpens'd with. Ferd. Add this, if you pleafe, The Diftance and Difparity between Their Births and Fortunes; Camiola. What can Innocence hope for, When fuch as fit her Judges, are corrupted ! Difparity of Birth, or fortune, urge you ? Or Syren Charms ? or, at his beft, in me, Wants to deferve him ? Call fome few Days back, And, as he was, confide* him, and you Muft grant him my Inferior. Imagine You faw him now in fetters, with his Honour, His Liberty loft ; with her black Wings Defpair Circling his Miferies, and this Gonzago Trampling on his Afflictions ; the great Sum Propofed for his Redemption ; the King Forbidding Payment of it ; his near Kinfmen, With his protefting Followers and Friends, Falling off from him -, by the whole World forfaken ; Dead to all Hope, and buried in the Grave Of his Calamities j and then weigh duly What (he deferv'd (whofe Merits now are doubted) That as his better Angel in her Bounties Appear'd unto him, his great Ranfom pay'd j His 448 THE MAID OF HONOUR, His Wants,- and with a prodigal Hand, fupply'd j Whether, then, being my manumifed Slave, He ow'd not himfelf to me ? Aurelia. Is this true ? Rober. In his Silence 'tis acknowledg'd. Gonz. If you want A Witnefs to this Purpofe, I'll depofe it. Camiola. If I have dwelt too long on my Defervi i To this unthankful Man, pray you pardon me; The Caufe requir'd it. And, though now I sdd A little, in my Painting to the Life His barbarous Ingratitude, to deter Others from Imitation, let it meet with A fair Interpretation. This Serpent, Frozen to Numbnefs, was no fooner warm'cJ In the Bofom of my Pity and Compaffion, But, in Return, he ruin'd his Preferver, The Prints, the Irons had made in his Flefh* Still ulcerous ; but all that I had done (My Benefits in Sand, or Water written) I9 As they had never been, no more remember'd : And on what Ground, but his ambitious Hopes To gain this Duchefs' Favour. Aurelia. Yes ; the Object (Look on it better, Lady) may excufe The Charge of his Affection. Camiola. The Object ? In what ? forgive me, Modefty, if I fay You look upon your Form in the falfe Glafs Of Flatt'ry and Self-love, and that deceives you. That you were a Dutchefs, as I take it, was not Character'd on your Face, and, that not leen, For other Feature, make all thefe, that are Experienc'd in Women, judges of 'em ; And, if they are not Parafites, they muft grant 1 9 My Benefits in Sand, or Water Written. Thus in Shake/pea? t Henry V1I1. Men's Evil I Manners live in Brafs ; their Virtues We write in Water. ACT. tV. For THE MAID OF HONOUR. 449 For Beauty without Art, though you ftorm at it, I may take the Right-Hand File. Goaz. Well faid, I' faith! T fee fair Women on no Terms will yield Priority in Beauty. Camiola. Down, proud Heart ! Why do I rife up in Defence of that, Which, in my cherifhing of it, hath Undone me ! No, Madam, I recant ; You are all Beauty, Goodnefs and Virtue ; and poor I not worthy As a Foil to fetyou off; Enjoy your Conqueft ; But do not tyrannize. Yet, as I am In my Lownefs from your Height, you may look on me, And in your Suffrage to me, make him know That, though to all Men elfe I did appear The Shame and Scorn of Women, 10 He Hands bound To hold me as her Mafter-piece. Rober. By my Life, You've fhew'n yourfelf of fuch an abject Temper, So poor, and low-condition'd, as I grieve for Your Nearnefs to me. Ferd. I am chang'd in my Opinion of you, Lady, and profefs The Virtues of your Mind, an ample Fortune For an abfolute Monarch. Gonz. Since you are refolv'd To damn yourfelf, in your forfaking of Your noble Order for a Woman, do it [meet not For this. You may fcarch through the World, and With fuch another Ph