ua UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA AT LOS ANGELES THE GIFT OF MAY TREAT MORRISON IN MEMORY OF ALEXANDER F MORRISON PlllLOSOPIII'RS AND ACTRESSES. By ARSENE HOUSSAYE. ^Villi braatifulh rii;;rav(>(l portraits of Voltaire and IHadamc de Parabcre. coy TEXTS: THK HOUSE OF SCAKUON. ViihlAllli;, ViM/rAiuii Axn MLLi;. he nviiv. ASI'ASIA »THK KEl'Ulil.IC 01-" PLATO). MADEMOI.-^ELLIO OAUfiSlN. CALL' IT. LA TOUU. KAOUL AND GADUIHI.LK. MADE.MOISKLLI', I)ii .MAIUVAUX. TH1-; .MAHnilONKSS- CAI'lllCI'.S. THEMl.Sl'lllCSSUFUOUNILLE.SUlITJT. C1I.\.MI()KT. AllKLARl) ANM) ITELOLSE. TllK DHATH OF ANDUE OHENIEH. THE MAItyUlS DE ST. AULAIUE. COLLE. THE DAUGHTER OP SEDAINE. FRUn!K)N. I'.L.^NGINl. AN UNKNOWN SCULPTOa. VANDYKE. SAPI'HO. A LOST POET. HANDS FILLED WITH ROSES. FILLED WITH GOLD, FILLED WITH BLOOD. THE HUNDRKD AND ONE IMCTQllES OF TAUDIF, !• KlEND OF (MLLOT. THREE I'.VGES IN THE LIFE OF MADAME DE PAKAUERE. DIALOGUES OP THE DEAD UPON THE LIVING. 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LOiDiae ^y MEN AND WOMEN OF THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY BY ARSENE HOUSSAYE li PART I. 3 » 11 NEW YORK: G. W. Dillingha7it, Publisher, Successor to G. W. Carleton & Co. LONDON : S. I.ow, SON & CO. Mnccci-.wxvi. 5 1 i ■" i' i ••'•■"' i > » CorYRiGiiT, i88fi, nv G. W. DILLINGHAM. TROWS PntNTINO AND BOOKDIflOING COMPANTi ftEW YOHK. CO o 2 ion H Introduction pace 5 N DaFRESNY 11 «v g FONTENELLE 46 as Marivaux 7fi PiRON S9 The Abbe Prevost 122 Gentil-Eernard 137 Florian 151 boufflers 173 . RiVAROL 197 ^ Chevalier de la Clos 22o 2 Gretry 245 § Diderot 280 1^ Boucher 292 ® Lantara 334 Louis XV 352 Mademoisei-le de Camargo 372 Mademoiselle Guimard, a Goddess of the Opera 396 Sophie Arnould 420 M arie-Antoinettf 437 430137 TNTUODUCTION. An ancient sage has represented human reason under the lorm oi" an adventuress in rags resting in the evening upon ruins. Can we not thus represent the Philosophy of the eighteenth century ? She has penetrated the tem- ple — she has there inscribed her name; but the temple is naught but a majestic ruin. In the eighteenth cen- tury, wit destroyed the heart, reason destroyed poetry. Alter the reign of Pascal, who sought God in a future life, is the reign of Voltaire, who, forgetting God, stud- ed only human life. The heart beat no more; wit de- voured all. The seventeenth century was the slave of heaven ; the eighteenth century proclaimed itself free, and broke the golden chains which joined heaA'en to earth. Enslaved, it had the voluptuousness of endurance : free, it stretched its arms, and found but vacuity. Pascal saw the abyss under his feet, but he also saw heaven beyond the abyss Voltaire saw not the abyss, neither did he see the I* b INTRODUCTIOIT. heaven beyond. Tlio sackcloth brought Pascal near tc eternal life : the pleasures of this world estranged Voltaire from the joys of heaven. Human reason, whether represented by Pascal or Vol- taire, wlu'llu-r il prays or jests, whether it inclines or raises ils head, is not paramount. A modern thinker has said: "The nineteenth century can not be condemned to sacrifice philosopliy to religion, nor religion to philoso- phy ; the heaven to earth, nor earth to heaven ; man to God, nor God to man." God aiid m^n,-- — heaven and earth, can act in concert; they do act in concert, in spite of all the systems known to fame ; but the religion of the seventeenth century and the philosophy of the eighteenth, which at this day are yet at the bar more ardent than ever, are not reconciled : God is on neither side ; God is every- where, except ill the heart that restrains the faith — the heart that consumes the soul. But here is not the place to erect a doctrine upon the quicksand of fancy. If, as has been said, human life is the dream of God, God it can likewise be said is the dream of man. All the minds that he has dazzled with his light have sought to follow him in his eternal works. I have only wished to indicate at the commencement of this work from what point of view I have contemplated the eigh- teenth century under its serious aspect. The eighteenih century has given birth to the revolution ; the revolution has created a new world upon the ruins of the old ; we have come out of it still more free than our fathers the en- cyclopaidists. With liberty let us advance. The world is ours, but the light of the world is with God. INTRODUCTION. 7 't is the contrasts which strike us most in the eighteenth century : the gay rays which lighted a court of thorough voluptuaries, regarding neither law nor gospel, soon lighted a people armed with antique virtues, combating an entire world more by their audacity than their arms. Strange age ! — each year surprises you by its grandeur and its mean- ness, by its strength and its cowardice, by its philosophy and its fanaticism. Yonder is a rustic masquerade of Ver- sailles, or a masked ball of the Palais-Royal. Here, Louis the Fourteenth and Fifteenth on their sad death-beds, Marat at the tribune, Marie Antoinette at the guillotine , Dufresny spending millions to cause roses to bloom, at the side of Fontenelle, who hoards his wit and his money; Piron, whom Rembrandt would have loved to paint, look- ing through the windows of a pothouse at Marivaux in a carriage going to have his portrait taken by La Tour. The Abbe Prevost passes with his dear Manon — the truest passion of the age — before Gentil-Bernard, who flutters from one amour to another. Voltaire laughs at every- thing, while Jean Jacques weeps over everything. Dide- rot builds his temple with herculean arms ; Boutllers, with his " Queen of Golconda," mocks the architect. Boucher divests painting of feeling, and Gretry finds it again in music. The King Louis XV. making pretty verses, in juxtaposition with the poet Bernis who governs France. Marie-Antoinette acts comedy at the Trianon, while Mad- emoiselle Clairon plays royalty at Paris. Until now, historians have oidy seen kings and heroes in the history of :i nation ; poets and painters, who are in- timately connected with, and who ;ire most always the 8 INTRODUCTION. glory and the joy of il, h:ivo been neglected, like barret weeds and (lowers without perfunie. History is a com- edy, where everybody has a part : if the historian forgets a single actor, the piece is a failure. To forget the rep- resentatives of art, is it not to suppress the scenes where the sun shines, where the rose opens, where Nature chants Ikm' hvmn of love ? I shall, without doubt, be reproached for having studied with the same sfilicilude the works and life of the philoso- plicr, of the poet, and of the painter. Until now, critics have studied the works more seriously ihan the life. It nmst be admitted, however, that the passions of all men poetically endowed, are still a study worthy of an enlight- ened curiosity. Is there not often more poetry to be gath- ered in the heart that beats, than in the book that rhymes? I gave myself up with passion to this study of man in the poet. I sought truth wherever it was to be found — less in books than in newspapers and pamphlets, less in pamphlets and newspapers than in printed and autograph letters. I put in operation another species of study : every time that I met in the world a man or a woman of the eigh- teenth century, I tritid to read with open book their rec- ollections. Thus I have put my hand upon the heart of the age ; I have reanimated the illustrious dead. By living familiarly with them, I have seen them in a musing or smi- ling mood : they have spoken to me as to an old friend. There is to-day in France and Germany a new art, called criticism. The criticism of the last age was a cav- illing old maid, who traduced the heart without ever hav- ing loved. She did not create ; she was contented to ana- rNrTEODUCTION. 9 lyze grammar ii. hand, and saw no further than the book opcr beneath her eyes. To-day, criticism has become herself creative ; she has become enamored of the worship of ideas ; she stirs them up, and disseminates them. The book which she analyzes is now but the starting-point, for her domain is everywhere ; philosophy, art, science, poe- try — her boundary is the infinite. Formerly, criticism was but the official report of the beauties and defects of a work : to-day, criticism is itself a work. It is great and generous ; such a book has become celebrated because it has been pleased to find in it, symbols and ideas which are not there. In France, the reviews have been the cradle of this style of criticism, it has grown up under strong and patient hands, become the safeguard of the French mind, and it can be said of it, that ' Criticism, the daughter of ancient literature, is the mother of the literatures to come.' This book has been written little by little, and from time to time ; I was only guided by the ardor or the fantasy of the moment, becoming enamored at one time with a stern, then with a smiling physiognomy, but always with the idea of some day completing the gallery. It will be seen that I have not sided with any of the schools of literature or philosophy that have had a reputation in France. The eighteenth century attracted me at an early age. How often have I imagined myself taking part in the love- adventures of the regency, in the literary debates of the Cafe Procope, in the pastorals of Versailles, in the carnival of wit and love, in the startling fame of the Encyclopaedia, and in the heroic tragedy of the French Revolution, of which but (lilt; aciiT remained lu lower llif lurtain ! 10 INTRODUCTION. We have worn out the Greeks and Romans, the Middle Ages and the Renaissance, the English and the German spirit : the eighteenth century has been unknown, or rather disavowed. I became enamored of this age of wit and gold. Poetry was there, as she is everywhere ; but liter- ary loves pass like others : the mind goes from conquest to conquest, treasuring as a nucleus only its preferred recol- lections. The French Revolution has opened new bounds to thought; and, while striving to be a faithful painter, I have always aimed to speak of the men of the eighteenth century with the feeling and ideas of my own age. MEN AND WOMEN OF THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. dufees:n^t. DuFKESNY introduces us gaylj to the eighteenth century. Let us pass with a smile into this gallery of portraits, by turns gay and sad, representing, in aU their shades and all their contrasts, the ideas, i)assions, and humors of the age of Yoltaire and of Madame de Pompadour. Dufresny is a poet in action, such as I love and you too love without doubt — one who takes a straight coui-se to the ideal land of the poet, who is not turned aside by the deceitful seductions of the world, but gathers in passing throu'gh life all that the sage should gather — poetry and love — often seated beneath the vine-trellis, but rather to dream than to gather the grape. ^ This poet — always in love, notwithstanding his two wives and innumerable mistresses; always ]ioor, in spite of the millions given liini by Louis XIV.; always singing, even when in ill hick — was descended, in a moi'e f>r less direct line, from a ]>oor devil of a 1 2 DUFRESNY. riinct the road you travel with such happy thoughtless- ness a o;ood road ? All roads lead to Home, savs the proverb, which means that all roads lead to something. Toward evening, Dufresny heing very hungry^ and not the less thirsty^ saw the pointed roofs and tur- rets of a chateau rising from a mass of foliage, at the termination of a valley which he had entered. " That's my sleeping-place," said he, with a humorous devil- may-care'-air. lie pushed on at a quickened pace, disregarding the attractions of the flowers and berries along his jiath, and the perfume of the ripened grapes. A CHATEAU OF THE XVIHTH CENTUKY. Ic the pure water of the brooks, and all ''^Vhotellerie chamjpHre^'' as he styled it at a later period. A little before sunset he reached a light iron fence, thi-ough which was seen a small park, dotted here and there with elms and oaks. A gateway half covered by ivy, showing, in an archway surrounded with heavy scroll- work, some I'emains of Gothic tracery, rose on one side. One of the fronts of the chateau was seen through the trees, rising from the grass, already tinged with yellow. Far from being deserted, the chateau appeared to be the theatre of life and gayety. Fair forms were seen at the windows, and the tones of a violin melted away on the evening breeze. Our vagabond poet could not believe his eyes nor his ears. It was profound enchantment. Tliere, on that sculp- tured balcony, a smiling woman; here, on these trees, a ray of sunlight — the smile of heaven, and the smile of earth; there gallant, idling gran-d seigneurs, abandoning the chase for the charms of love ; here a she])herd liumming the chorus of a peasant song. "Wliat a concert, what a picture, a school in the open air!" exclaimed Dufre?ny; "this is the place for my studies; but meanwliile I am hungry." And he began to think sadly that lie had no part in this festival of the world and nature ; that a poor child like himself had as yet no position in the world ; and, to sum up, that he must go to bed for that night sup- perless. And where was he to sleep, unless under the briartment, and promenaded the park with great nonchalance. The Marquis de Nangis, in setting out for the chase, passed near him. "Monseigneur." 10 DDFUKSNY. said the poet, "there is no common sense about yowT jtark, or ratlier there is too much. Xow tlicse paths hiid out by rule are enough to kill one witli ennui; tliese trimmed and snipt thickets are pitiable to look at; it is all pinned up like a country prude. I pity your taste. Trust me, the genius of a gardener inspires me. Besides, a good dog hunts according to his breed ; my ancestors were the best gardeners of France and Navarre. Now, if you follow my advice, 3'ou M'ill throw your terrace and park into a picturesque confusion : dig a fish-j^ond here, under your feet; pull down that stiff hedge yonder. lad- mire those rocks which you have taken so much pains to cover with earth, and that bit of broken wall, which your ninny of a gardener no doubt intends to rebuild and plaster over. In a word, monseigneur. Nature knows what she is about; she has her channing caprices and her fairy fantasies ; let her act for her- self a little." Thus we see Dufresny received at the chateau like a spoiled child, careless of the future as of the past, abandoning himself to the luxuriant freedom of youth, amusing himself with the hounds as well as the hunts- men, with the scullions as well as the fine ladies, scarcely ever thinking of his ]DOor grandmother, who was praying for him. But the fine company, which the hunting-season and the vintage had assembled at the chateau were about dispersing to the sumptuous hotels of Paris. What was to become of the vacra- bond poet, who had no hotel to go to? The Marquis of Nangis took pity upon him, conducted him straight to the court, and requested an audience of the young king. "Sire, you behold at your feet an illustrious LOUTS QTATORZK. 17 scion of iho, 2yreity jlotoer-yiH of Anet.^'' — "'I under- stand," said Louis XIY., '■* if oiu- sacred religion has given us innumerable brothers, our grandsire Henry lY, has left us plenty of little cousins. This one seems to me to have a genteel, lively air, he is wel- come: does he know anything?" — "How, sire! he is ^ youth of genius, sings like a bird, writes like a nutary, has the best of ideas about gardens, without saying anything about Greek and Latin, which he has fjone at tooth and nail. But these ai"e matters I no longer care for." — "If he sings so well," said the king, "I will make him one of the valets of my wardrobe. He will amuse me better than that imbe- cile old Desnoyers, who can now scarcely tell one note from another." — ^"And have all the gracefulness of a tiring-wonum," added the marquis. Till now Dufresny had kept somewhat in the back- ground, Louis XIV. beckoned him to advance in front of his ann-chair, "Your name?" demanded he. — "Some say Charles Riviere, others, Charles Dufresny ; for my part, to accommodate both parties, I call myself Riviere or Dufresny, if it please your Majesty." — " What is the name of your family ?" — " One or the other, sire, but what difference does it make? AVho in this world would dare to say ^vith assurance, I know whence I came, I know whitlier I am going? Human vanity has worked away for a long time at genealogies ; they are a kind of perspectives, whose beauty consists in displaying a long gallery of portraits, feebler in color, and more vague in design, the more distant they are placed. Besides, tlie ]>oint of observation, being almost always vague and undetermined, allows us to imagine tluit 2* 18 nUFRESNY. WO see faces in tlic distance which not even the eye of a lynx could discover. Those who wish to stretch beyond their eyesight, in their search after family, think they discover in the fogs of antiquity the figures of ancestors, of forms as synnnetrical as if Michael Angelo himself had moulded them; but they see them only as the forms of men, horses, or spectres, are sometimes seen in the clouds." — "Marvellous well !" said Louis XIY., " a capital lectm-e on bla- zonry, which would drive to despair many a one who pesters me with his vain titles." — " Thus," con- tinued Dufresuy, " it only depends upon myself to discover crowned heads in the distant fogs, but there is no trouble in that. AVhat is more certain is, that I come in a straight line from God. I have that in common with plenty of others, who may seek some- thing better if it amuses them." Louis XIV. slightly bit his lip ; he had really laid aside his majesty and pride for an instant, but these two pearls of the crown, as Benserade called them, suddenly re- appeared in spite of himself. How could he, who called himself Louis XIV., not be irritated at such audacious words from a beggarly poet of some sixteen years? When one is king of France by the grace of God, how could the utterance of this bold truth be passed over without anger. Louis XIV. did not explode ; he contented himself with a slight remon- strance, and installed the poet in his palace. " I 'm a made man," said Dufresny ; " here is plenty of sunlight, a garden, iine clothes, good suppers, and nothing to do — God be praised, and long live the king!" This coui-se of life lasted for three years. The SONG-WKITING. 10 poet expanded like a rose under morning breezes fragrant dews, and warm sun-beams. Dnfresny, not Louis XIY., was kins;. But tlie war burst out, and it was necessary to go to the war. Louis XIY. bad become so accustomed to see Dufresny's cheerful face at every step and at every moment, that he commanded him to depart in his suite for Flanders. The campaign was nothing more than a pleasm'e- tour. For the first time a king of France had carried with him all the pleasm-es of his palace, and still more, victory made one of the party. "This affair of the king's is decidedly not bad," said Dufresu}^, after the taking of Tournay. The courtiers did not witness these easy manners of Dufresny without vexation, but remembering that he was a child of good family^ they did not dare to complain. Dufresny followed the king at the siege of Lille to the breach, and donned helmet and cuirass him- self. After Lille was taken there was a splendid supper. Dufresny was summoned at the dessert, and commanded to sing a hymn of victory. Dufresny, like a spirited fellow, understood song-writing much better. Much they thought, too, by that time, of the siege of Lille; there had already been, since the action, too many bottles emptied and heads fuddled for that! Dufresny bowed gracefully to the king, and sang his pretty harvest-song to an air composed by himself. Here is the first verse : — 'To the vines of Claudine All the vintagers go. You can tell by their mien Who will gather or no. 20 DUFRESNY. To those who arc best All glnilly {;ive place ; Gleanings full to the rest Who follow their trace." There were plaudits fur the song;, the music, and the singer. More than one scignor, more than one hero of the previous day, envied Dufresny's gay triuinpli ; for at the trenches there was only the king to applaud deeds of valor; but at the supper, besides the king, there were fair dames who bestowed on the poet their sweetest glances. "Who is this pretty boy?" said one of these ladies to Yauban. "This pretty boy, madame, is the king's fool," the grave soldier answered. Louis XIV. heard him, and condescended to turn toward Dufresny and say : " Yauban has hit it ; always remember, Chariot, you are the king's fool. One fool is not too many among 60 many sages." Every one bowed except Turenne, who was already conquering Flanders in imagina- tion. The king returned to Paris, where fetes and bene- dictions awaited him. The court passed the winter at St. Germain, in ceaselessly renewed pleasures. One evening, at the time of opening the theatre, the king, somewhat weary of music, dance, comedies, and mistresses, asked for Dufresny. They hunted for him everywhere; at last the king himself discovered him on the stage, playing a rascally valet in one of Moliere's comedies, in capital style. Dufresny returned to the seat of war at the end of March ; he was present at the conquest of Holland ; crossed the Rhine in the king's suite, without wetting his feet; and led the errant life of a soldier, without PASSAGE OF THE RHINE. 21 other arms than his a-^^vetv and wit. Poet as he was, he faced danger welh At the passage of the Ithine, or ratl^er after the passage, lie received a sabre-cnt in the hand. When Boilean presented the Pa-s-mge of the Rhine to tlie king, Dufresny was present in tlie hall of andience. After Boilean left, lie read this fine poetical fiction himself. "I don't recollect this," said he, interrnpting himself at the end of every verse. "Does M. Despreaux imagine that we passed through the infernal regions, or rather the Styx?" — "Be off," said the king, with some pet- tishness ; " it is only the poets who imderstand how to write the history of kings." Bnt Dnfresny was not a ]ioet bom for a court. " Cultivating roses, marking out paths, planting hedges, is the same as writing sonnets, songs, and poems," he often said ; " if a laborer writes prose in the book of Nature, a gardener writes verse." Om- English gardens come to us, not from England but from Dufresny. In architecture and landscape-gardening he was an excellent master. In the eighteenth century nothing was more common than to hear a picturesque garden or handsome country-seat described as a la Dufresny. The most lovely retreats in the neighborhood of Paris were planned or embellished after his recommenda- tions, lie insisted that Versailles should be made *• a aarden of caprices.'''' Louis XIV, ordered designs from Dufresny ; the poet planned magnificent gardens, in which all the pronienadei-s would lose themselves. The Ciiinese never imagined anything so grandiose and poetically wild. The king, fearing to sink too much monc^y l)y Dnfrcsny's operations, shelved the 22 DUFRESNT. plims but not tlioir jiutlior, who was appointed in- si)octor of gardens. Dufresny was tliirty years old when he married. Scarcely anything is known of \u9. first wife, who, according to Voisenon, was a comfortahly-off city dame, who captivated the poet by a large garden in the faiilx)urg St. Antoine. Thanks to his marriage, he had a garden to cnltivate to his liking. "AYell, my poor Charh)t," the king said to him a month after the wedding, "what do you think of mamage?" — "Alas, sire, this land of marriage is one which foreigners have a great desire to inhabit, while the native inhabitants would gladly be exiled from it; or rather it is a community of goods in which there is nothing good in common at the end of eight days." — " One thing will not be common in your mansion, that is, money. During these past few years I liave given you more than a hundred thousand crowns ; you really throw money out of the windows." — " It is gone before I have time to open the windows. It costs money, sire, to live at court." — "You rascal, I should like to know how much you pay for bed and board here !" — "Alas, sire, I dine out and sleep out so often," — "Ah, ha ! then the secret is out — so you stay at the palace when you can find nothing more amusing in Paris — you are an ingrate !" — "I am well aware of it, sire, so I entreat your majesty to turn me out of doors. A poet ought to put some bounds to his horizon; and besides, thanks to my wife, I am not now in a good humor every day.'- — " But who is there who will give me a good hearty laugh?" the king pensively interrupted. — "Your reflection, sire, reminds me of a pleasant Arabian THE OAI.IIMl .\.\'.> T!i:C IMIYSICIA.N. 28 l:vle, wliieli I will relate with your permission." — " Let me hear it," said the king; "but make haste, tbr they are waiting for me." THE CKOWS. The caliph Ilaroun had two physicians, one for his body, the other for his mind ; his mind was sick with sadness, so that the second physician was a philosopher, who passed all his time in endeavor- ing to enliven the caliph. One day while they w^ere walking together in the palace-gardens, the caliph exclaimed, " Oh Ilaroun, Haroun, you sadden your friends by your gloom, as yon branching tree saddens the neighlioring trees by its shade. I j>romise you a ring," tm-ning to the philosopher, "for every time that you make me laugh." Tlie philoso23her forthwith began to narrate comic and burlesque stories about widows, but he narrated in vain. lie already de- spaired of himself as of the caliph, when a flock of crows alii^hted on the tree. " Yesterdav," continued the philosopher, " these crows gave a great deal of trouble to a dreamy poet who, seeing this cloud of ead-colored birds blackenino; the flowers and fruits of such a beautiful tree, forgot that its trunk was as thick as a tower, and in the impulse of the moment began shaking as if it was a sapling. The account which I have given you of it is not laughable, but on seeing the thing myself I could not help laugh- ing." — " If I had seen it I think that I should have laughed as you did," said the caliph. — ""Well," an- swered the i)hilosopher, with a triumj^hant air, "yuu ought to laugh too, in seeing me all in a passion with trying by shakings of pleasantry to chase away tluiso DUl'KESNY. I)lav'k crows, tlitit is to say, these cares and sorro-vvs Iroin ycMir l)rain.'"' — "You have won the riiig^ there it is," cried the caliph. " And I, sire," said Dufresnv, after a panse, "liave I won leave of absence ?" — "Yes," answered tlio king, sadly, "be olf ; bnt remember me when you have no money left. I hope in that way to see you often. Adieu, I love you in spite of your vices. It is superfluous to say that you are a charm- ing poet, the other poets are mere pedants, except Moliere, who is almost as good as you are. Adieu, my brave Chariot ; I am. very sorry I have nothing to give you to-day, for } on have told me a very beauti- ful story — the branching tree on which the black crows alighted, alas! is the king. Let us see, what can I give you?" — "Ah, sire, is it not enough for to-day to have given me the key of the fields ?" Thereupon Dufresny bowed, kissed the king's hand, and left without delay. Did this jjhilosophic dream- er — who for the sake of liberty turned his back with such good will on the silk and gold, the fetes aiid ])leasures of the most splendid court in the world — iiKike Louis XIY. think ? Did he not envy a little that humble poet who had not a crown of care and iucpiietude eternally pressing on his brow ? Once installed in his w'ife's house, Dufresny quickly commenced ruining himself by his seignorial prodi- galities. He lost no time in the work. He com- menced with masons and gardeners ; he built a matision, or rather a palace ; he realized the en chanting gardens of his dreams, after which he gave BI)lendid suppers to which the fashionable, but espe LOSES HIS WIFE. 25 (uallj the theatrical world, was invited. Vise re- ports that he met one evening more than fifty act- resses at one of Duft-esny's sn])pers. His wife, who had no taste for these prodigalities, in vain endeavored to hold oil to her monev with both hands, but she at last revenged herself on Dufresny's follies in a man- ner nsnal with dames in those days. She was not handsome, according to Yoisenon, her gallant was. It is to Dufresny that we owe the clever saying, " The favor vxis all on your side, «//'." She died, it is not known how or why. Her bus. band's sorrow exhaled in a bacchanalian sono-, A notary came to make an inventory, " There is noth- ing for you to do here," said Dufresny to him. "But, monsieur, at the dissolution of the joint pos- session of the fortune which" — "Say rather of the misfortune — that affair produced nothing good un- less you call debts good — is it worth while to inven- tory my debts?" — "But, monsieur, your two chil- dren?" — "That concerns Heaven — their erand- mother, who has got nothing to do, has promised me to educ-ite them." — "But, after all, monsieur, the law has its claims — a small inventory." Dufresny seized his hat, took to his heels, and never reappeared in tlie house. He went the same day to St. GeiTnain, and suc- ceeded in seeing the king. "Well, Dufresny, how do your gardens flourish?" — "Ah, sire, their paths are not always strewed with roses — I ha\e counted my chickens before they were hatched. My wife is dead; I have abandoned my house to tlie notary ; I have nothing left, not even my gayety. But the thing wliicli iiuikes nie saddest is that I just now spoko 3 2<> i)rKui:sNV, liai-slilv to a l)02:2:ar, avIio asked alms at tlie entrance to tlio })alace." — '' Come," said Louis XIV., "let us hear; yon must hit on some drollery." Dutresny i)ut his hand tt* his forehead like a man trying- to recol- lect himself. " The poor devil," he continued, " fol- lowed me and said, ''Poverty is not a crime? It is much worse, I answered him." — " I am always sorry for your misfortunes, you prodigal fellow," said the king. " Come, speak." — ■" I only ask your majesty a small corner of ground at the end of the lawn at Vincennes ; it has capabilities for a magnificent gar- den, in mv stvle." — " A garden ? you are a fool. Do you want it to display your poverty ?" — " 1 shall never be poor while I have a garden ; it is my throne, sire. I find there the green vine-tendrils or the roses for my crown." — "Be it as you will," said the king; " come back the day after to-morrow, and we shall have the papers signed." Dufresny went, to sleep where he could. The next day he presented himself to Kegnard, who had made one at his suppers. Regnard wishing to repair the breaches in his fortune by means of the stage ; confided his plan to Dufresny, W'ho wished to take an even share in the venture. But the day after, our poet having received from Louis XIV. a pm-se containing a hundred louis, the grant of half an acre of the lawn at Vincennes, and the monopoly of the mamifactory of looking-glass, he abandoned the theatre till fuiiher ordei-s from his evil fortunes. As it was in spring, he hastened to sow his hundred louis in his garden. From such good seeds he har- vested a few puffs of perfumed air. Winter liaving ari-ivt'd. it was time to call on his WRITES COMEDY AVITU KKGNARD. 27 fi-ieiid TIegnard. Tiic monopolv of the new iiiami- factnre of niivrors was nothing less than a fortune f »r lite, Init it was slow in coming, as the early disbdrse- ments exceeded the receipts. Dnfresny went to the contractors, spoke to them about his disgust for business affairs, and offered them his privilege for twelve thousand livres, that is to say, about enough to support him during the winter according to his mode of life. The monopoly was worth a hundred thousand livres, so the contractors quickly offered him six tliousand. To a poet who lives from day to day, like a careless grasshopper, a little ready money is a fortune. Dufresnv sio;ned a transfer. The same day he met Regnard. " Well," said the traveller to liim, "I have not seen yon for a long time, where liave von been ?■ All Paris has been calling for you." " I have been livino; at mv ijarden all smumer, with my roses and maijoram, my grajjes and gooseber- ries." — " And our comedies V — "I have not thought about them ; but I have imagined verdant ])rospects which are real teiTestrial paradises." — " AVell, thank heaven, winter has come, with his powdered wig; gardens are no longer in season, and willing or not, you must compose some comedies with me for the llieutre-Italien." — "As yon please; I am on luy way to pay a rogue at A'^incennes, who lodged mo tolei'ably during the summer, Af\er my return, I will jiut my wits at your disposal." — "So you pay your debts?" — "The small ones only; as for the great ones I content myself with paying the interest to the jxjor." The same evening Dnfresny took a]>artmeuts near Kegnard's. They were two gay philosophers, loving- 28 DUFRESNT. ]_v rc'C'oi\iiiii" the liai)ii_v lioiirs as they caiiie from tlie liand i>t" lli'avon, careless of tlie fiiture as of the past, S(jueeziii,u' the ]>resent with all their Btrei!<:;tli, seizing- Avitli ardor all the pleasures of the ])assiiii:; (lay ; the i-ays of simlij^-ht, the mistress wlio comes ■without ceremoiiv, the iiiouldv flask, the ii^ayetv of friends, the sonii; at sn])])er ; those wlio choose like itegiiai'd and ])ufresny may find a thousand pleas- ures in the compass of a day. Our two ])hilosophei's had studied the world well ; one in adventurous travel, the other at the court; they hareteiider(.>pertj of the whole world ; Eegnard has followed Moliere, who took as lie could find. I wrote uiy piece as fast as the pen could move, he has turned mj prose into verse. Thus is a masterpiece fabri- cated." This adventure caused scandal. Dufresny opeidy accused Ilegnard. The comedians, in order to keep Parisian curiosity in suspense, announced that they would shortly produce Le Joueur of Dufresny. At the end of two months it was produced. Eegnard is accused of theft in the prologue, in which he figured as an unbounded plagiarist from his old friend. Among the thousand epigrams launched against tlie two poets, that of Gacon's was especially commended, "i'liis sliarpener of epigrams said that Dufresny and Ilegnard in\ented Le Joueur between them, so that Kach boldly pilfered from his friend, But Rcpiiard liad the greatest skill, And proved the hest thief in the end. At first Dufresny Avas the most l)lamed, but l)y degrees the truth Avas acknowledged by all fair- minded men. It lias been said by a critic: "Du- fresny must be believed : if he had been a pla- giarist, he would not liave dared to produce, in a tlieutre still resounding with the ])laudits bestowed on that of Jlegnard, a comedy hei-alded by a tlioiLsaud unlUvorable [ireixissessions. and depi-istd 32 DUFRESNT. of tlie brilliaiit pro?tii!;e of versification, Avitli wliic-h his rival's was cmbcllislied ; but Diifresny, the true father of 'Z« Joueur^^ eiuimored M-ith the form wliic-h his piece had received from his liaiids at its creation, exasperated a<2;ainst his faitliless friend, trnsting more to liis just rights tliau was proper ill a cause wliere entertaiumeut was tlie judge, acted witli all the im[)rudence and ill-fortune of sincerity." The best argument in favor of Du- fresnv is, that Resrnard had bought from him for a hundred crowns that pleasant comedy, '"'' Attendez- moi sous V orme?'' But in this case it was a reo:ular bargain; Dufresny had no more idea of reclaiming it than if lie had sold an old coat. He hobbled back again toward the Comedie Italienne, and associated himself with Biancoletti, son of the famous Dominique. They wrote togetlier the " Contes de ma mere VOleP (Mother Go(.>se'8 Tales), a piece of buflPoonery which sui)]>lied our poor poet with bread, nothing more. Louis XIV. had at last lost patience with Dufresny's mode of life ; he gave less and less frequent answers to his petitions, saying to those who wished to plead for him, "I am not potent enough to enrich Dufresny." Thus aban- doned by the king, without family, without a home, it was a sad sight to see the miserable plight to which he was reduced. Where were the fine laces of his linen, his sparkling jewels, his gold shoe- buckles, the plumes of his beaver — what had l)e- coine of the magnificent attire suitable to a man who had squandered over half a million ? He was not yet old, but in spite of his natural coquettishness he had iieiforce to submit to sorrv accoutrements. ABANDONED BY THE KING. 33 He was soon so sUaLLv and tlireadLare, that one day on presenting liiniself at the Louvre to see the king, he was repulsed in broad davliglit hy the guard. It was doubtless about this time, that seeing Louis XIV. passing in his carriage and saluting the crowd, lie threw his hat under the horses' feet, and stretched out his hands in desperation. The horses stopped, but what a stroke of ill-fortune I — The king saw in Dufresnv only a beggar, and threw a crown of six livres to him from the window. The poor poet took to his heels with his utmost speed, as if to es- cape from his shame, and ran no one knew whither, to weep with shame and anger. Certes, had sui- cide then been in voo-ue, Dufresnv would have hung himself, for how coidd he continue his iournev on so bad a road, when life had naught but flints to scatter beneath his feet, and the portal of the other world can be opened so easily. But in those days men lived as long as it pleased Heaven ; they tnidged ])atiently through all the merry ways of life, calling into requisition, in default of lieroism in bearing ca- lamity, a little of that good old philosophy which then formed the life of the nation. So do not pity Du- fresny too much. He only is to be pitied Avho, having exhausted all the favors of fortune, has no other resource left but to don the livery of wretched- ness on the decline of youth, when the imagination is naught but a devastated plain, scarcely animated here anil there by the fall of a leaf or the cry of a bird taking wing. Donot pity Dufi'esny. T tell you, lie will take refuge in the past, or still better, mIII amnse himself witli the present, as with a comedy of a tln.ii.-and \aried scenes. Besides, let fortune the money, and makinc: mvself known to Lonis XIY., said to him, 'What would you have Dufresny do with this':!' The king would liave taken back his alms, and I should luive liad no weight upon my heart." Dufresny returned to his lodging, thinking that a wife, the first he could get, would be a treasure to liim in his misery. With a wife lie would be sure of a home and of l)read without anxiety; he had his days of ennui, a wife would make them pass ])leas- antly. A letter from Biancoletti came to dissipate this odd revery. Biancoletti invoked a little of his hnniur for the finishing touch to a piece he had in hand. Dufresny mended his pen, and sat down to answer the letter. He had not written three lines, when a woman, without any previous notice, walked into his room. " Alas !" said he, " people formerly took the troid)le to wait in the antechamber; here is the inconvenience of being no longer a fine gentle- num, and particularly of not having an antecham- ber." Tlie woman, who had heard Dufresny's re- mark, veiy coolly said to him, " I went through all your other rooms without meeting a single valet, otherwise I should have had myself announced." Dufresny recognising the voice, turned with a merry smile, ANGELIQUE. 6t '* Ah, is it YOU, Angelique ? I am glad of it. I was waiting with impatience for my rivfiies." — "That is all very well, Monsieur Dufresny ; but you have had no ruffles in the wash this long time." This woman was Dufresny's washerwoman, a large girl, pleasant and i'air-complcxioned, and dressed eu(]ucttishly. '* Do you know, Angelique," continued the poet, in resuming his letter, " that you are a very pretty girl?" — "That is pos- sible, ]\[()nsieur Dufresny; but I am not to be paid with that kind of money to-day. You have owed me eighty li\Tes this long time. I beg 3'^ou to re- member me, for I am going to be married." — " How is that ! you are going to be married !" cried Du- fresny, suddenly starting from his chair. — "And why not, if you please ? Am I not old enough ?" Dufresny had become thoughtful. — "With M'honi and Avith what ?" — " With a valet-de-chambre of the Due d'llarcourt, and with twelve Imiidred livres which come to me from my family." — " The deuce ! the misci'al)le fellow is not to be pitied ; a good match in faith ! Has anything yet " —"What do you take me for. Monsieur Dufresny?" — "For a fine irirl who desires onlv to l>ecome a fine wife." — " That is all very well. Monsieur Dufresny, but you are making me lose my time with all your fine talk. Come, be kind enough to settle our little bill." — "I have a horror of figures. See here: to finish tliis matter, I will marry you and we shall be quits." — "You are joking! A gentleman — If I take you at your word " — "Tliat is what I wish. I'.iit what will your other friend say?" — "Say no more about liim" — "Are you sure he has had nolliiiig ov 3() DUFRT':SNY. account from your twelve Imndrcd livres or from Yourself r' — "I should iiavc liked to have seen hiui try it ! It is only to yon that people give {inytliing or. account." — "AVell, embrace me, and let ns lie oH' to ihc next tavern. "What a pretty wife I am going to have! l>y-the-l»y, have you a little money about Yt)u ?" — " Do vou know that you do me a o;reat deal t)f honor? A man of your rank and of your talents to marry a poor girl incapable C)f playing the part of a duchess." — "It is you who will be the dupe; look at the matter twice ; see to what a state I have arrived with all my talent and my forty-five years." — Angclique weeping embraced him. " To-morrow," said she, with charming naivete, "• I will make you look as well as I have seen you formerly. But, jfirst and foremost, you must ask me in marriage of my aunt Durand, for form's sake : it is not far — quai des Tournelles. She is a good woman, and besides she keeps my money for me." — " Let us go instanter ; we should never put off anything to the morrow\ If YOU will take my advice, "sve will afterward snv a sh(»rt prayer together at Notre-Dame, and it will be all over." — " So this is the style in which you wish to marry me ! Thank heaven, I do not agree with you !" — " Oh, I am willing to marry you in any style you wish. I "will not even object to the marriage con- tract, though all these things are superfluous." Three weeks afterward the marriage took place rather privately. Such was the inanner in which Dufresny married his washerwoman. Nothing was ever more reasonable or more natural than this marriage, which caused so much scandal. But what mattered the vain satires of the world to Dnfresny ? MARRIES niS WASlfERV'OMAN. 37 He luid a young and liandsome wife wlio loved liim, BO lie said those wlio pitied liim were jealous. Le Sage tlnis relates this singular adveuture in the tenth ehai)ter of his "Devil upon Two Sticks." The devil is showing Cleophas the people who should be ])iit in the madhouse. "I also wish to send there," says he, ''an old fellow of good famihj^ who no s»n.>ner gets a ducat than he spends it ; and who, not being able to exist M'ithout money, is capable of doing anything to obtain it. Fifteen days ago, his washer- woman, to whom he owed thirty pistoles, came to ask him for them, savinc; that she needed them, as she was iroino- to marrv a valet-de-chambre who had ])rop..>c'd to her. — 'Ton have other money, then,' said he to her, ' for M'here the plague can you find a valet-de-chambre willing to become your husband for thirty pistoles ?' — 'Eh? but,' answered she, 'I have two liuii(bv(l ducats besides that.' — 'Two hundred ducats,' replied he with emotion; 'the devil! you have only to give them to me ; I will marry you, and we will be quits.' He was tahen at his wuid, and his wasliei-wonian has become his wife." The news of this marriage was soon extended far and wide, thanks to a bon-mot of the al)be Pellcgrin, M-ho had been present at the celebration. Dufresny, some (lavs after, rallied him at Anise's for always wearing dirty linen; the abbe, pi(pied at this, re- torted that everybody was not fortunate enough to mai'ry a washerwonum. (Jut of love to liis wife, Dufresny set to work again with ardor. He wrote a dozcTi butfooneries, one after the other, for the Italieiis, and three or four come- dies f"i- Ihf Th(':iliv Franciiis. Thr luwvi'sl was good 4 3S dVtrks.ny. duriii::; tlie early yours, but uul'ntiiuatcly as soon as, lie tbiiiul he liad eiioni!;li to sai)[)oi-t liimself for a season, lie (lr«»p[)e(l the pen and took up the watei'iiiiji;- ]t<>t, returned to Ins fatal iiui'tleu at \'inconncs, and did not leave it until all his resources were exhausted. He had no lonaid them a second visit. " I shall live fifty years,'' he told them; "but if you will pay me for five years in advance, I will give you a full acquittance." They debated a long time ; the C(jntractors talked a great deal about the chances of death; but after two con- tracts giuirantying them, Dufresny returned, all in a jjerspiration, "svith ten thousand livres in gold. Jle sj^read them out on the table with the jov of an iidant, and embraced his wife, who from weeping from misery wept for jov. The next day he reattired his wdfe from head to foot, bought himself fifty pairs of mfiles, hired three sets of apartments at the same time, to dis- sipate the blue devils which tormented him ; in Hue, took rapid strides again down the road of ruin, in spite of his wile, who restraineouffon," which is full of humorous pas- sages. His tales, which are tliose of a })hiloso])her, arc written with too much carelessness. Dufresnv thought rather than wrote. His comedies, always original, are fjrmed a little on the model of his life, no logic in the intrigue, but wit of the true stam]->, graci-ful satire, a charming disoi-der, all goes by jinziird as in tlie actual conu-dv of human lih*. Tiiui 4* " i'2 DUFRESNT. ill the liiiiitiMl liorizun of the tlieiitrc wlicre so much art is needed to group the scenes haiMiitMiioiisly around tlie idea to be expressed, the iiiiciirhed comedit^s of J.)uf Vesny were not always well received. ]\rore than one pleasant scene produced a smile, more than one eharmin<^ hon-mot i)assed from mouth to month, hut tliat M'as often the limit of their success. If you want to see Dufresny's work par excellence, you must consult " Zes Aninsements comf'qiies et se- rieux,-^ which is tlie work in which he displays his originality without restraint. Each page of this little volume contains some good sentiment on human philosophy. It is the l>ook of a thinker, who ex])i'esses himself as a wit. AVe listen gayly to him in this treatise, which is serious only in its satire. "I have given to the ideas which have come into my head the name (»f AtnvfieDients ^ thev will he crrave or cav according to the lunnor I am in while writing them, or the humor you are in Avhile reading them." This satire is, as yon know, a journey through Paris. Dufresny departs for this still unknown country with a native of Siain, " whose bizarre and figurative ideas" con- trast at every step with his own and sharpen liis wit. Thus at the Tuileries, the Siamese exclaims at the sight of its charming promenadei's : " Oh, the beau- tiful aviary! oh, what charming birds!" — "They are," says Dufresny, fjllowing out the same idea, " amusing birds who change their plumage two or three times a day — volatile l)y inclination, feeble by na- ture, gay in i)lumage, they see the dawn only at sun- set, walkiuiT with their feet raised a foot from the ground, touching the clouds with their superl) tufts.. HIS BICST WORK. 43 In a word, most women are peacocks at the prome- nade, magpies in domestic life, doves in a tete-a-tete. There are also varions nations among these prome- naders — the polished nation of the ttishionahle ladies, the savage one of the provincials, the free one of the co(piettes, the nneonqneral)le one of the faithfnl, the docile one of the nnfaithfnl, the wandering one of the cjvpsies." He continues thus : " AVe have two sorts of promenades at Paris, the one, people frequent to see and to be seen, the other, neither to see nor to he seen by anybody. Ladies inclined to solitude voluntarily seek the by-paths of the Bois de Bou- loquCi, where they serve as mutual guides to lose one another." Montesquieu found in this book not merely the i(h:a^ but the ^V/cv^s', too, of the Persian Letters. Dnfresnv contented himself with a rai)id tour. Moiitesipiieu followed with a slowness of reflection in the poet's footsteps. AVith a little less of that inaction which forms the charms of the happy hours of his life, and a little less of poetry in action, Dufresny, with his liappy endowments, would have ranked among the great poets. At least he is among those whom Fame does not dare to place in the inferior ranks ; he stands by himself, neither small nor large, chamiing : and that is all. AVith fewer certain re- sources, but more patience and study, many second- ary writers appear to have surpassed him. Had Montesquieu, who drew his first book tVom a work of Dufresny 's, his exquisite talent? With Montesquieu, jiatience was everything ; his was the genius of reflec- tion. It was not until he was thii-ty-two years old — rich, noble — his name well known in the fashionable 44 dufim;sny. world, that he ventured upon his lirst work ; tlie easy succefS (»f tlic Persuin L-.-tters conducted its author to the Academy forthwith, while Dufresny died in oblivion. Dut'resnv was alwavs sin<>;ino; while cultivatino; his roses, impruvi sin r);l)oth words and music, but like a true poet who detests books, he never preserved either the words or the music : words and music passed away with the wind. An echo, j)reserved by chance, is all that has come down to ns of his many songs. There is a truly Gallic turn in his musical philosophy, as in Les Lendemains^ Les Cloches, and La CJi.anso7i des Vendanges. Tlie same books are continually reprinted, but they are little read, or they are not read at all : the mas- ter-pieces of a nation are in the minds of every one^ they are known before they are read. A celebrated book is a tradition spread from mouth to mouth — it is a museum wlience all the painters have taken a picture. I know all the Wouvelle Heloise by heart, thouo;h it is chance whether I have ever, durinn; a studious or an idle day, read twenty pages of it. The books to re^jrint are the unknown books, many of which are delightful. AYluit an attractive vol- ume could be made from Dufresny 's seven — two comedies, two tales, four songs, Les Amusements comiques et serieux. Thus composed it would be one of the most pleasing volumes in French literature. I wished, as a good historiographer, to hear some of Dufresny's music. A violoncellist played for me. with mucli disdain, some of the old naive and sim- ple airs. It is almost the music of Jean Jaccpies — dijfeesny's roses. 45 it has the same languishing sweetness. Good music for a solitary valley, but too quiet for Paris. Dufresny is a poet rather by his life than by his writino;s. He is the traveller who has not had time to write out his journal amidst the confusion of his adventures. Here and there, however, on meeting Avith a fair landscape, he has jotted down in passing- some exj^ression, charming in thought £ind feeling. But, most often, when his adventurous voyage left him an hour of repose, he hid himself in his garden and cultivated his roses ; it was the sole labor he recognised. How many flowers of eloquence and of poetry, famous in their day, have had neither the reputation, the perfume, nor the permanence of the roses of Dufresny ! FONTENELLE. A VERY curious spectacle was presented on tlie 7tli of February, 1 765, at the hotel of llel vetius. Madame Ilelvetius, who was not a philosopher, thanks to her l)eautiful eyes, inaugurated the festivities of the car- nival by a niagniticent ball to which all who were distinguished in Paris for brilliancy of wit, beauty, or grace, were invited. It was a charjning world, bad catlK)lic but ffood. Christian, sinninsr in broad dav- light, but giving alms in the shade, already laughing at titles of nobility as at titles ecclesiastic, calling Richelieu the Grand Duke of the Boudoir, and Yoisenon, the Archbishop of the Comedie-Italienne. The curious spectacle at the ball of Madame Ilel- vetius, on the 7th of February, 1755, was not owing to the scandal caused by the amours of Grimm and Madame d'Epinay, at the expense of Jean Jacrpies Housseau, but to the opening of the ball by an old poet with Mademoiselle Ilelvetius. This old poet, gnrnamed the old shepherd, was M. de Fontenelle; then mor-e than ninety-eight years old. As for his partner. Mademoiselle Ilelvetius, she was only a year-and-a-half. SCAJ^DAL. 47 This evening he kept them waiting a little for him. " So much the woi-se ; we will wait," said Madame Ilelvetius. — "' It is coquetry," said Madame d'Epinay — " I am very sure," said Montcrif, " that he will make his appearance covered with all the gewgaws of frivolity." — " You see I was right when I wrote 'The style is the man,'" said M. de Button, smooth- ing his ruffles. — "You are mischievous. Monsieur de Butfon," said Madame d'Angeville, with a charming little curl of the lip; "since they have gone so far as to style M. de Fontenelle the old shepherd, be- cause he has a little that is simple and unafiected in him." — "If it were so, madame," said Duclos, witli none too much gallantr}^, "he could have retained his real name, Le Bouvier [the cowherd], which certainly does very well. Witli a name like that he could have made good and unaffected eclogues which smelt of the grass of the fields; but when one is called Fontenelle, he is nothing more than a little fountain, pattering on the stones with a petty mo- notonous murmur; still an eclogue, if you will, but what an eclomic ! All this mav be said without in- jury to the genius of M. de Fontenelle." Montcrif, a disciple of Fontenelle, took up the convei-sation. "In faith," said he, "I think that M. Duclos regards the eclogue in much the same light as the old abbe Delanie, who naively takes the cows to water in a stanza." — "And why not?" exclaimed Duclos; "it is a great fault, truly, to call things l)y their right names !" Madame Ilelvetius hastened to appease the critics " ]\[or,sieur Duclos, they want you by the firej)lace. As for you, Monsiuur Montcrif, tell us of y«>ui 48 rONTENETJ.K. caning rencontre witli the ]H)et. Kvervixxlv is talk- inir abtmt it. JMadanie de la Tioclietoiicanlt "wonld he most cliarined t(» have a good version of tlie little storv." — "• I thank i\radan.ie de la Ilechet'oncanlt ; I ■\vill relate it to hei' the more willingly, as the jjoet who WHS the recipient l>lays the best part in it. In my leisnre moments I liad wiitten on eats. It was the ajKilogy of the cats and at the same time that of tlie women. Perhaj)S I had deceived myself, bnt I thonght I wrote in all sincei'ity. The poet Roy had christened me for this misdeed, the liistoriograjiher of cats. The joke met witli snecess in society. I vowed revenge. As there is bnt one weapon against Hoy, the cane, I took a cane; I went where I knew I shonld find hini, an herd ; but then, at least, the poet saved his credit bv the aid of his i'-i'i'Ce and his youth. l>ut when over eightv, to dnig- everywhere the super- annuated parapliei'ualia of a wit, to desire to strew rosedeaves over Ids faded lips, to play the fop and the ndlkscjp, was but the sign of the man of intellect sunk into second childhood. At last Fontcnelle set out in the caiiiage of Madame do Forgeville, in company with the two demoiselles Marcilly. During the ride he repeated Ins lesson like a child. — "Let us see," lie muttered to himself; "I must make money out of everything to-night. That memorable hush has been scarcely lieard of for these four or five years. I can still return to it. I have also lately (it was scarcely more than twenty years ago) hit on a capital paradox: If I had my hands fall erf' truths, I should take good care not to ojjen them. That always produces its effect. Xot to forget my tender things to the women, and my graceful turns of speech. There is no more time to be lost." As Montcrif was interrupted by Madame de la llochefoucault, the doors of the great saloon were thrown open. — "There he is! it is M. Fontenelle!" was exclaimed on all sides. Madame Ilelvetius rushed forward to meet him. He bowed, still grace- fully, seized her hand, and I'aised it gallantly to his centenary lips. — "Monsieur de Fontenelle, do you know that we were waiting for you to open the dance?" — "It was because I knew it that 1 came late ; ovei-look this little bit of coquetry : poets are women, foi' which I have no cause of complaint. OPEinxG THE i>Axci:. 51 And besides, if I must tell everything, I have a domestic who serves me as badly as if I had tweutv." Foiitenelle was placed alongside of Madame de Froidmont, who was ninety -five. — " Ah, my poor old shepherd I '' said she to him, tossing her head, and lisping a little, "Iiow old we are getting!" — "Hush ! Death forgets ns," said Fontenelle, putting his finger on his lips, and assuring liimself that all eyes were upon him. This joke had still great success; every- body applauded. — " I have cheated Nature ; I have somewhat of a Xorman's cunning in that respect." — When Fontenelle had collected all the beautiful smiles which were dii-ected on his locks, whitened by so manv winters, he asked liis neiijhbor what svas mider discussion when he entered. — "I am a little deaf and 1 do not see very well ; mv lieavv bairo-ao-e lias been sent on in advance ; but it is only neces- sary for me to know the title of the chapter to under- stand the conversation." — Ilelvetius answered him that the poets on one side, and the philosophers on tlie other, had been agitating the (piestion for an hour, whether science was necessary fur the happiness of mankind. — " Ah, my philosopher, yon have preached np science, but, be not angry, you are mistaken. What need liave we of the light of the lanterns of science to lead ns to everlasting darkness? " Mademoiselle Ilelvetius, who was scarce!}' able to walk yet, was led in at this moment. " See," said he, "my ])ai"tner is weary of waiting; come, my legs, be a little lively, if you ])lease — come on !" He rose and conducted the young dancer by the hand to the middle of the I'oom. Then, as if by ciicliaiitiiiciit, graceful groups formed around him. lie was at first ;»2 i-'(wrKNi:LLE. ilazzlod l)v the dresses, the looks, tlie flowers, the smiles, the entire ])oiiip of luxury and heauty — he felt his logs shake, he thong-Jit for a nionient that his soul was about to depart fi'oni his body in the dance; but he soon rallied, and as soon as the musicians had connnenced with an air of llousseau, he advanced at his own risk and peril, keeping continually hold of his partner's hand. Evei'y one closely observed this singular spectacle of old age and infancy, car- ried around in the same whirl. After the iii'st iiijure it was necessary to force Fontenelle to rest himself. "Come," said Madame d'Epinay, '*God be praised, you have got tlu'ough with a difficult stej)." — "It is the one before the last," said Fontenelle, reseating himself. " When the last comes, I may make a wiy face, but at least after that 1 shall have a long rest." — " There is," said Madame d'E[)inay, " an old proverb which says: 'It is oidy the fii'st step tliat costs anything.'" — "That proverb is not com- mon sense ; the step which costs the most is the last. The first step ! ah, madame, why could we not have made it togethei- ? Ah, if I was only eighty ! " Fontenelle went on in this way for moi'e than an hour. Madame d'Epinay, who did not dance then, for certain I'casons, listened with curiosity to the amiable vagaries of the poet. She was not the only one — Madame de Rochefoncault, Madame de Foi-ge- ville, and some others, came and gathered around him ; while in another corner of the i-oom, Duclos, Grimm, Colle, and Diderot, were narrating with some severity, certain chapters of his history. The history of Fontenelle can soon be told. lie lived a hundred years; but was it in truth worth HIS i;iKTn. 53 while for liiin to make the tour of a century ? This poet without poetry, this petticoat philosopher, this inau without soul, this sage of the boudoir, this Fou- teuelle, in tine, might surely have died half a cen- tury sooner, without any loss to ns or to himself except a little noise and smoke. At ninety-eight he said, " I have neither laughed nor wept." Let us pity, pity this proud man, because lie never laughed, and because he never wept. He came into the world at Kouen in the middle of the seventeenth century. " Truly," said lie, at a later period, " I did not look as if I had come into the world to make a loiii; stav. I was so feeble that the liirht alone nearlv killed me." His mother, Martha Corneille, was sister to the celebrated Pierre and Thomas Corneille. This shows us how Fon- tanelle came to be a poet. His father, Francois Le Bouvier, a lawyer of little fame, was well read in polite literature. He was a matter-of-fact man, of a melancholy and irascible tempci'ament. His mother, in contrast, was mild and i2:enial. Althouy dint of walking with iier and seeing her weep, he imagined that he was falling in love with her. Ntit no FONTICNKLLE. knowing ]ui\v to begin, as ho took connsol of liis li(>;ul aiul not of liis heart, he imitated the slie]ih(!r(ls. lie traced passionate verses on the hark of tlie heech trees. If wo may believe the abbo Ti-nl)lot, these verses, carved by Fonteiielle, were still to be seen in the middle of the eighteenth century, " Lvridas is so toiidor, and Clviiuiu Ixiks so well, \Vli;it will become of li!in V Oil, Love, wage war on her ! — that heart of stone suhdue ! Oil, Love, oh, cruel Love ! " AN'hon Fontenollo had -written this blaidv vei'sc, he turned toward the windows of Madame do la Mes- engere. — "Some day," said he to himself, "1 M'ill write a verse there, if it please hor beautiful eves." lie liad neither the pleasure nor the ti-oublo. The next day, a mischievous hand — doubtless that of the marchioness, made the quatrain rhyme, as follows: — "Lycidas is so tender, and Clynicno looks so well, What will become of Mm, for Clymene doth rebel? Oh, Love, wage war on her, that heart of stone subdue Oh, Love, oh, cruel Love, what luis become of you? > ) Fontenelle did not consider liimself vanquished on beholding these terrible rhyines ; he urote an icy epistle to the marchioness, full of darts atid quiv- ers. Madame de la Mosengore was unscathed ; she knew how to make a better disposition of her heart. Ilowevei', for her amusement, she pretended to soften a little. The poet, augui-ing well from certain chari- table glances, had recourse again to the bark of the beech-tree: — PASTORAI, T.OVE. 57 '* Shepherdess with the stonj heart, you. who can rliymeso well, Whose one soft glance hath given joy that words cannot express, Beneath this tree, to morrow eve, will you renew the spell '•"' The next dav Foiitenelle rushed to the beech-tree — Oil, joy ! oil, transport! — the rhyme was filled out! It is sufficient to say that the shepherdess witli the stonv heart had written "Yes," under the three lines. You can guess whether Fontenelle was at the trysting-place. At night-fall he saw a shadow among the beech-trees ; he advanced with trepidation, stretched out his hands, and fell upon his knees : " Ah, marchioness, behold me dying of love at your feet." — '' Monsieur Fontenelle, I am right sorry, but there has been some mistake ; I am not the marchioness.'' — P'ontenclle M'as verv alert in risins^. — " I know it very well," said he, in great dismay ; " it was only a ji»ke ; but who are you, then ? " — " Therese —noth- ing more." — " The deuce ! " said Fontenelle ; " the maid instead of the mistress! It was you, then, who wrote a word on the beech-bark ? " — " Good gracious ! thei'e was no one but me in the house who could have been a shepherdess; but this does not obli<:;e you to do anvthina Fontaine, 58 FONTICNKLI.IC. who makes half my pieces." Fontenellc liad Jiis la- bor for Ill's pains." He liad not a 2;reat number of mistresses. Made- nioiselle Bcrnai'd, the tragic muse, was the best known and the least fickle; but what a sorry pair of loveis were they ! As soon as he readied her house, forth- with to work — that is to say, at a scene of a tragedy ; ill lieu of a kiss, only a couplet. Fontenellc never had any idea of marrying ; he cared naui^ht for the loving and devoted care of the wife, for the little children who make our hearts so gay, for the calm joys of the chimney-corner. He never loved any one but himself ; he lived with him- self. Think of his having lived so lon<>; in such com- pany ! If it had not been for his vanity, he would have died of ennui ! The abbe Trublet — always the apologist of Fontenelle — thus terminates his eulogy : " What contributed not a little to the happiness of M. Fontenelle, was the fact of his never liavino- been married." — AV^hat do you know about this same chap- ter of marriage, Monsieur TAbbe ? "Even in friendship," Delille said, " Fontenelle put his heart on guard." lie had, nevertheless, a great number of friends, among others, the duke of Orleans, La Motte, Marivaux, Montcrif, Madame de Tencin, Madame de Lambert, and ]\Ladame de Stack The regent liked Fontenelle's mind as one likes a curious little animal, which amuses you by its dexterity and irentleness. One dav, he said to him, " Monsieur de Fontanelle, do you wish to live in the Palais Iloyal ? A man who has written the Plurality of AV^orlds ought to be lodged in a palace." — "Prince, a wise man takes but little space, and dues not fancy change; niS KEPUELIC. but for all that I will come and take np my luibita- tion in the Palais Royal to-morrow, with arms and bao-irage — that is to say, with my nightcap and slip- pui-s." — He lived a long time at the Palais Poyal. As lie scarcely ever saw the regent, this prince said to him one day, " In offering you my i-oof, I hoped to see yon at least once a year." Fonteiiellc presented his Elements of the Geometry of the Infinite to the reijent, with these words: "It is a book which can only be nnderstood by seven or eight geometricians of Europe, and I am not one of those eight." Fon- tenelle had the vanity of schoolmasters; he Avas proud of his title of academician ; but he never had any active ambition. Thaidcs to the Duke of Orleans, lie might have advanced his political fortunes, but he preferred to keep snug among his academies. His friend Cardinal Dubois came in his greatness, to seek for consolations from him. He said in consequence of this, "I know very well that his royal highness the regent might have made some great political scarecrow of me; but I heai-tily entreated him to leave me in my chimney-corner, for there I never had the idea of seeking consolation from Cardinal Dubois." However, as he wanted to show off his philost^ph}' everywhere, he bestowed a little of it on politics. He planned a republic, which was not e.xactly that of Phito; a curious republic, in which "wives could repudiate their husbands without being able to be repudiated by them, but were to remain a year after without the power of i-enuu-rying. No orators in the whole state than certain orators maintained by the state, and intcMided U) inaintain to the people tlic hap|»iness oi their guveriniient. Statues to be erected GO VONTKNKLLK. to great men, of whatever kind, even to hecndifal '/nonten ! For the sake of greater resemhUince, their forms may even be preserved in wax, in a magnifi- cent ]ialace, made crjyressly for tlie pnipose. Tliese statues or figures to be ti-ied foi' offences which would not subject the persons to corporeal punisliments." — W^w sec from this tliat Fontenelle had good reasons for leniainino- snuijc aiuouir liis academies. With such ]K)litical ideas, he would have played a very pretty part in the comedy of the regency ! After having published The riurality of Worlds, he entered, armed from head to foot, into the petty war of the ancients and moderns ; he made liimself the champion of the moderns ; therefore Boilean, who did not like satire in. otlier lumds than his own, declared himself the eternal enemy of Fontenelle ; and if this name is not found at the present day between Cassau'ne and CoUetet, it is because Boileau at that time wrote no more satires. He did not the less revenge himself ; as soon as Fontenelle pre- sented himself at the Academy, the old satirist took tiie field against him. Everywhere, after the visit of Fontenelle, followed that of Boileau. Fontenelle was refused admittance five times. Like a man of spirit, he wrote a Discourse on Patience, which he sent to the Academy. A poet who took his own part so well was not long refused admittance ; the patient man was received a short time afterward. Meanwhile, his fame was spread with greater and greater success throughout the court, the city, and the provinces. Every provincial who came to Paris with a little grammar in his head, was, above all things, desirous of seeing 1\I. de Fontenelle; he returned, CnAJJACTEE BY LA RRUTERE. 01 Baving on all occasions, "I have seen the opera and ]\I. de Fontenelle! M. de Fontenelle ! What a genins! He remarked, not over four years ago, to the ducliess of Maine, who asked what difference there was between herself and a watch, ' Madame the dnchess, the M'atch marks the lionrs and j'onr liigh- iiess makes us forget them.' And then hist year he said to Madame de Tencin, ' My dear lady, your in- tellect is like a watch ; it is always advancing.' " Thei'e was, therefore, an unlimited demand fur Fon- tenelle, so that he rarely dined at home one day in the week. lie paid for his welcome by a bon-mot prepared in advance. The same one often did him good service twenty times. Heaven knows how many grimaces he made before and after victory ! Xever did woman, coquette, or actress, make more ado about saving, " I love you." La Bruvci'e, who could see clear in daylight, in contradistinction to many wits of the day, thus sketches Fontenelle, " Cydias is a wit ; it is his profession. \\\ society, after having bent liis forehead, pulled down his rutfle, extended his hand, and opened his fingers, he gravely sets forth his fjuintessenced thoughts and sophistical i-easonings. A feeble discourser, he has no sooner set foot in a company, than he seeks some women among whom ho can insinuate himself, and make a parade of his wit or his j)hiloso[)hy ; for whether he speaks or writes, he should not be supposed to have in viev/ either the true -or the false, the jeasonable or the i-idiculous — lie solely avcjids expressing himself like other people, Cydias thinks himself ecjual to Lucian or Seneca ; but he is (jiily a coni]jound of tlic ])edant and the pi'ccisian, made up bjr the admiral ii iii of cit,-; and provincials." 02 FONTENF.LLE. To (liscourat;c criticism, Fontcncllo li;ul declai'ed tliat he would bniu inircad all the joui-nals which commented upon his woi-Us. As his works were very M'idelv circulated, as ho hail a tootiiiiz; evervwhere, as he knew how to give a helping hand at tlie I'ight time, no one was severe upon him exce])t Ilonsseau and La Bruyere. Everyl)ody sang Ids praises : the Mercure (Jalant and the Gazette de France^ llayle and Vol- taire, the blue stockings of Peru and the poets of iStockliolm, in prose and verse — even in ]-,atin verses. And such verses, and such praises! He is Plato, Orpheus, more than a man, a denn'god ! Listen to Crcbillon : " Poet whom old Greece Would, e'en from infant days, have set 'mid demigods." IJear, too, M. delsivernois: "All the temples of genius celebrate his worship. Like those master-works of architecture which nnite the riches of all the orders, lie has gathered the palms of the muverse." You see that M. de Kivernois was not forced to anj' ex- pression for the sake of rhyme. It is not the lan- gnage of the gods ; but Fontenelle would not have disdained such prose. Nor the f (allowing : " The books of M. de Fontenelle ni"e enamelled Nvitli beautiful thoughts. It is bettei' than a meadow ; they pre- sent the majestic spectacle of the firmament, whose azui'o is afjrceahly relieved by the sparkling gold of the stars." So said the abbe Trublet. What do you think of that agreeably ? Fontenelle would have found it to his taste. Everybody, even to Yoltaii-e, who said : — " liim the fool duth iiiiderstaud, the wise to jwai.se unite.'' LETTEES OF GALLANTRY. 63 But Voltaire, doubtless to imitate Fontanelle, ended Iiis tirade with a point : — " Born with gifts the liigliest, lie an opera doth indite." Even to Kigand, who has left us a portrait of Fonte- nelle, enlivened with an indescribably charming smile, which is almost like the smile of a woman who has loved. What a sad concert of incredible laudations ! Wherefore tiiis bad verse and bad prose ? Why these temples, this incense, this worship, which is a profanation ofpoesv? Let us look a little into Fon- tenelle's claims. Is not his best that of having lived a century ? Posterity raav do what it will : a poet who lives a century will make his way better than most others. He made his debut in the Mei^cure, by the letters of gallantry of the Chevalier d'lier — , in which ho has aimed at displaying all his powers. I therefore I'cad over again the letter to Mademohelle de F!, on a white hair which she had. After many fatiguing involutions, lie exclaims, "Could you not. Mademoiselle, be a little under the intluences of the tender passion, without immediately growing pale? Love was designed to put a new brilliancy in your eyes, to paint your cheeks a fresh carnation, but not to scat- ter snows upon your head. His duty is to adorn you ! It would be a great pity if he should make you grow old who rejuvenates the whole world. Pluck out from your locks this white hair, and at the same time ]»luck out its root which is in your heart." I have taken the best paragraph. All the letters are in this ])rovincial and formal style. Almost at the same time, Fontenelle wrote the G4: FONTENKl.l.K. Plurality of Worlds, taking Descartes, in liis most cliinierical fancies, as a guide. It is here that he shines in full force, lie wished to give the fruit inuler the llower, philosophy inuhn- the foi-iu of the graces, truth under the llattci'ing veil of false- liood. "I am the first," said he unceremoniously — He counted without La Fontaine — but could he, who wrote that" the simple is a shade of the vulgar,'' think of La Fontaine? As for the Plurality of AVorlds, the only hook of Fontenelle's which has c )me down to us, I reproduce the verdict of Yol- taire. " This book, founded upon chimeras can never become classic. I'hilosophy is above all things the truth ; the truth should not hide itself under false ornaments." AVe can find in the author of the Plurality of AVorlds a cei-tain boldness, brilliant rhetoric, grace, if not naturalness, common sense if not profundity. But it nnist be confessed that graceful phrases are not the proper equipment for the discovery of new worlds; meditation would be a better travellinj' companion ; to the meditative man the horizon ex- pands at every step. The sky would, perhaps, be a little cloudy, sometimes foggy, but poetry is often in the cloud, and the sun which dissipates the fog appears with greater splendor ; while for mere grace, the horizon, however beautiful, is at once re- stricted. Thus we find in the worlds of Fontenelle, a great mass of celestial matter in lohich the sun is cramped tq^- The aurora is a grace lohich Nature gives us over and above fall measure. Of tlie en- tire celestial asseinJjlage there has remained to the earth only the moon, ichich aiypears to he much THE PLURALITY OV WORLDS. 65 attacked to it. All this is very pretty, especially for laiii^liing scholars learning geography, or for women who are examining the Chinese iignres on their fans while listen ino;. Gracefulness was the flower of the Muses a hniidred years ago. Contemplation, the passion of the poets of the present day, was then, according to Fontanelle, only the mountain Avhence poetry takes its rise. This mountain has other springs, if we may believe Goethe, Byron, Hugo, and so many otliers of our day, who would have re- vealed a new world to Fontenelle. A bitter criticism on the Plurality of Worlds would be to sav, that the book is written for the worst class of women, the blue-stockings. In the time of Fon- tenelle, the marchionesses of the Hotel Rambouillet scattered themselves here and there in the saloons, liaving always on their lips, not a smile, but alas ! Bomc witticism. Fontenelle, who had studied in this school, Fontenelle, too feeble to live with men, soon ])itched his tent by the side of the women. As he liad no love, he soudit the hvnien of the mind; lie united liiinself to the blue-stockings. Here is the secret of this dried-up heart, the secret of this soulless mind. ]]efore this connection with these blue-stockings, he was seized with a great liking for Voltaire, D'Ur- fey, and Mademoiselle de Scudery ; he had prome- naded in mind along tlie river of Tenderness, with the sliepherdesses of Lignon, writing in the Mer- cnre Gnlant to the first woman lie came across, in the style of Voitui'e. This unfortunate injetical dawn threw its deceptive rays over the whole of his life; he could not avoid occasional unlucky returns to 0* 6() KONir.NKM.K. his j-oiith. lie was already far from that period wlicii ho described in the Mercure the empire of poetry. This diirression is still of the famous school. Fou- teuelle, therefore, commences in this wise: "This empire is divided into high and low poetry, like most of our provinces. The capital of this empire is called Epic. AVe always find people at its gate who ai-e killing one^aiu)tiier. On the other liand, when we ])ass through Romance, Avhich is the faubourg of the Epic, we are always meeting people who are in great joy, and wlio are soon to be married. Low poetry resembles very much the low countries — it is full of quagmires: Burlesque is its capital. Two rivers v.-ater the country ; one is the Iliver of Ilhyme, which takes its source from the foot of the mountains of Ilevery. These mountains have elevated peaks, which are called the Peaks of Sublime Thought. Many reach them hy supernatural efforts, but an in- finite number fall who are a long time in getting on their leirs airain. The other river is that of Ileason. These two i-ivers are sufficiently remote from one an- other. There is but one mouth to the Eiver of Rhyme which corresponds to the River of Reason. It results from this that many villages situated on the River of Rhyme, as the Yirelay, the Ballad, the Royal Ode, can have no commerce with the River of Reason. There is in the country of poetry a very dense forest where the i-ays of the sun never penetrate : it is the forest of Balderdash where Reason loses itself." Did not M. de Fontenelle travel a little in that same fojest ? The History of the Oracles is merely an agreeable HTS PEOSE. 67 snmmarj of the immense work of Yan Dale. Fon- tenelle received without compLaint the entire glory due to the learned foreigner. The History of the Academy of Sciences is a brilliant, varied, and lumi- nous journal ; but in it, as in everything else, M. Fon- tenelle is only half a critic and half a scholar. This history is a journal and nothing more. Is it worth while to point out a mass of wretched productions which died in the cradle, as the History of the French Stage, the Parallel Idiceen Corncille and Bacine, where he savs : " The characters of Racine liave some- thiuir low about them from being natural." The Dis- course on Poetry, which contains none ; On Hajypi- ness — (what could this man, joyless and tearless, say on this head ?) On the Human Reason, in which he coldly puts forth unreasonable nonsense. Is it M'ortli the trouble to bring to light again those pastorals in Sunday clothes, those eclogues which expand far from the sun, far from the mountains, far from Nature, on a Gobelin carpet, before a screen, under the glit- ter of chandeliers; those songs which ])eople have taken good care not to sing, those tragedies in prose and verse which they have taken good care not to plav, those letters without freedom which they have taken good care not to read ? Fontenelle has passed for a poet full of spirit, grace, and philosophy. To this liis verses might fur- nish a sufficient answer. "Areas and Palemon, both of the same age — hoth wcU- matclK'd comj>etitors tlie one for the other— both answering one anotlier by siniihir songs -formed a pastor.il combat: — it was not tlie contenijitible glory— either of song or of verse wliich excited their minds." OS rONTKNKLr.K. Such is tlio style in wliicli M. do Foiit-cnelle put liis shepherds on tlic scene. Not n word of the conn- trv, of the sky, or of tlie lU)cks — ;ue they on the ine;uK>\v ov on the road, in the sliade of the beeches or at the edge of the spring. What niattei' ! M. de Fontcnelle does not descend to these petty prosaic pictures — lie does not take the ti-ouhle to paint his shephei'ds for us; but in return tlie ingenious poet does not forget to inform us in an adiniral>le stylo that they are hot/i of the same age. lie goes fni-ther ; knowing eveiy reader's forgetfulness of nund)ei's, he repeats thrice, with infinite art, that they are two, neither more nor less. What do you say to these v^ell-matclu'd eninpetitors, who form '^ pCL^tnral eomhat of hard knocks, of shnilai' songs, and of that conteinj)tMe gloi'ij, wliich did not excite their minds ? AVell ! Here is at last a poet who does not talk like the lest. Do not be astonished that after similar masterpieces, M. de Fontenelle should, as head of the school, liave wi-itten a discourse on the Eclogue, in which, among other happy i-emai'ks, he observes that Theocritus is coarse and i-idiculous ; tliat Virgil, "too rustic," is only a copyist of Theo- critus. But I am forgetting to tell you how Foute- nelle's shepherds talk : TiRClS. Whither go yon, Lycidas ? Lycidas. I am traversing tho plain, and even intend to monnt the neighboring hill. TiRCis. The walk is a long one. Lycidas. Ah ! if need were, for the cause which leads me, I would go still farther. Tiucis. It is easy to understand you — always love 'i Lyciuas. Always. What can we do without love V HIS PASTORAL. 09 TiRcrr-. Thou knowest Lygdamis ? Lycidas. Who knows him not ? 'lis he vr\io adores the charms of Clymena. Tiucis. Himself. Lycidas. AVliat a shepherd ! He is of a character which would have pleased me iu a lover had I beeu a shepherdess. You think that I have been quoting prose. It may he so ; if, however, we are to trust JM. de Fontenelle, it is an eclogue in verse. Tliose are not true shepherds, but stupid shep- herds, such as you will not find in Champagne. If yon should happen, in some little rural excursion, in Korniandy, the country of Fontenelle, to meet on the shady side of the road with some pensive young she[)herd, listening to the cooing of the pigeons more than to the cries of his dogs, make him tell you what is in his heart, lie will not respond like Lycidas, W/iat can we do without love? ^Tis I loho the charms of Clymena adore j he Mill tell you pretty much this: "I love Elizabeth, a pretty girl who is watering the salads in her father's little gar- den. Do you see her beautiful head rising just above the hedcre ? Ah ! I wish her mother's eyes were not BO sharp ! Cut she will not prevent Elizabeth from passing presently along this road, for it is the cross road which leads to their field. With this fine sun Blie will go and turn over the hay with the hazel pitch- fork which I cut for her in this little wood. As she passes I will stoj) her to teil her that I love her, and slip into lier bosom a pretty bouquet of violets which I have kissed a thousand times. At night she will put it at the hea'iled^ and compiled^ and compiled^ ac- cording to Voltaire, this subaltern spirit, as La Brujere styles him, who was only the register, or the storehouse for the works of others, has extracted from the works of Fontenelle a laro-e volume of thoughts under this title: Tlie Spirit of 21. de Fontenelle. The poor abbe, among other fine things, has said in the preface: ''This volume is almost double the size of the Maxims of Itochefoucault. It is almost equal to that of the Thoughts of Pascal, and the Characters of La Pruy- cre : vet these three works fused to2;ether would be far from equalling it in value." xSow what, then, will remain of this man of intel- lect, who lived under the sun without seeing the sky ; by the side of women without opening his heart ; on the hill-side without plucking the ripening grape? — of this prose writer who lost eighty years in bedecking with tinsel the most vulgar truisms ; in cultivating flowerets without perfume; in d:izzling his eyes M'ith fireworks of tiie kind which leave only a deeper darkness when over ; iu weighing, as Voltaire lias said, a ]>oint or an epigram iu scales hung on spider-webs ; of this poet without K(»ul and without greatness, as without sinipHcity ; who babbled only for the ljlue-st? liboKy. He always wanted a corqilinient. A b\iivii to his vanity, for his vanity he nui'!.- himself tho I- i 74 FONTKNi:i.I-E. slave lo (lie ffi-st comer. Tlie roof \vlii('li sheltered him ii! Ihis wdrhl was never other *^haii tlie roof of iK>S}>ilality; he passed his days hei'e and there; with Tliomas C'linuMUe, with jM. Ic llai^iiais, at the Palais Koval, MJth ]\[. d'Anhe (you know him; that M. d'Aid)e celebrated hy Kiilhieres). To make ameiK.'s, he always dined out with ]\[adame de Teiicin, with ]\radame d'Epinay, with Madame de Lnnd)ert, witli Madame d'Argenton, in fine, everywhere except at home. This style of living c