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The Boy Lives On Our Farm (Pic tures by Betts). NEGHBORLY POEMS AND DIALECT SKETCHES JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY INDIANAPOLIS THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY PUBLISHERS Copyright 1883, 1691 and 1897 By JAMBS WHITCOMB RILBV TO MY BROTHER HUMBOLDT RILEY 5 2 04 20 PREFACE As far back into boyhood as the writer s memory may intelligently go, the u country poet" is most pleasantly recalled. He was, and is, as common as the * country fiddler," and as full of good old-fashioned music. Not a master of melody, indeed, but a poet, certainly "Who, through long days of labor, And nights devoid of ease, Still heard in his soul the music Of wonderful melodies." And it is simply the purpose of this series of dialectic studies to reflect the real worth of this homely child of nature, and to echo faithfully, if possible, the faltering music of his song. In adding to this series, as the writer has, for many years, been urged to do, and answering as steadfast a demand of Benj. F. Johnson s first and oldest friends, it has been decided that this further work of his be intro duced to the reader of the volume as was the old man s first work to the reader of the newspaper of nearly ten years ago. Directly, then, referring to the Indianapolis "Daily Journal," under whose management the writer had for some time been employed, from issue of date June 17, 1882, under editorial caption of "A Boone County Pas toral," this article is herewith quoted: Benj. F. Johnson, of Boone county, who considers the Jour nal a ** very valubul " newspaper, writes to inclose us an origi nal poem, desiring that we kindly accept it for publication, as "many neghbors and friends is astin him to have the same struck off." Mr. Johnson thoughtfully informs us that he is " no edjucated man," but that he has, "from childhood up tel old enough to vote, allus wrote more er less poetry, as many of an albun in the neghborhood can testify." Again, he says that he writes "from the hart out"; and there is a touch of genuine pathos in the frank avowal, " Thare is times when I write the tears rolls down my cheeks." In all sincerity, Mr. Johnson, we are glad to publish the poem you send, and just as you have written it. That is its greatest charm. Its very defects compose its excellence. You need no better education than the one from which emanates " The Old Swimmin -Hole." It is real poetry, and all the more tender and PREFACE lovable for the unquestionable evidence it bears of having been written " from the hart out." The only thing we find to but hold! Let us first lay the poem before the reader: Here followed the poem, " The Old Swimmin - Hole," entire the editorial comment ending as fol lows: The only thing now, Mr. Johnson as we were about to ob servethe only thing we find to criticise, at all relative to the poem, is your closing statement to the effect that "It was wrote to go to the tune of The Captin with his Whiskers! " You should not have told us that> O Rare Ben. Johnson ! A week later, in the "Journal" of date June 24th, followed this additional mention of "Benj. F. Johnson, of Boone": It is a pleasure for us to note that the publication of the poem of "The Old Swimmin -Hole," to which the Journal, with just pride, referred last week, has proved almost as great a pleas ure to its author as to the hosts of delighted readers who have written in its praise, or called to personally indorse our high opinion of its poetic value. We have just received a letter from Mr. Johnson, the author, inclosing us another lyrical perform ance, which in many features even surpasses the originality and spirit of the former effort. Certainly the least that can be said PREFACE of it Is that it stands a thorough proof of our first assertion, that the author, though by no means a man of learning and profound literary attainments, is none the less a true poet and an artist. The letter, accompanying this later amaranth of blooming wild- wood verse, we publish in its entirety, assured that Mr. John* son s many admirers will be charmed, as we have been, at the delicious glimpse he gives us of his inspiration, modes of study f home-life, and surroundings: "To the Editer of the Indanoplus Jurnal: " Respected Sir The paper is here, markin the old swim- min -hole, my poetry which you seem to like so well. I joy to see it in print, and I thank you, hart and voice, fer speakin of its merrits in the way in which you do. I am glad you thought it was real poetry, as you said in your artikle. But I make bold to ast you what was your idy in sayin I had ortent of told you it went to the tune I spoke of in my last. I felt highly flatered tel I got that fur. Was it because you don t know the tune refered to in the letter? Er wasent some words spelt right er not ? Still ef you hadent of said somepin aginst it Ide of thought you was makin fun. As I said before I well know my own unedjucation, but I don t think that is any reason the feelin s of the soul is stunted in theyr growth however. * Juge not less ye be juged, says The Good Book, and so say I, ef I thought you was makin fun of the lines that I wrote and which you done me the onner to have printed off in sich fine style that PREFACE I have read it over and over again in the paper you sent, and I would like to have about three more ef you can spare the same and state by mail what they will come at. All nature was in tune day before yisterday when your paper come to hand. It had ben a-raining hard fer some days, but that morning opened up as clear as a wfilssel. No clouds was in the sky, and the air was bammy with the warm sunshine and the wet smell of the earth and the locus blossoms and the flowrs and pennyroil and boneset. I got up, the first one about the place, and went forth to the plesant fields. I fed the stock with lavish hand and wortered them in merry glee, they was no bird in all the land no happier than me. I have jest wrote a verse of poetry in this letter; see ef you can find it. I also send you a whole poem which was wrote off the very day your paper come. I started it in the morning I have so feebly tride to pictur to you and wound her up by suooertirae, besides doin a fare day s work around the place. " Ef vou print this one I think you will like it better than the other. This ain t a sad poem like the other was, but you will find it full of careful thought. I pride myself on that. I also send you 30 cents in stamps fer you to take your pay out of fer the other papers I said, and also fer three more with this in it ef you have it printed and oblige. Ef you don t print this poem, keep the stamps and send me three more papers with the other PREFACE ** inmakin the sum total of six (6) papers altogether in foil, F.VCT jrour true friend, BENJ. F.JOHNSON. *N. B. The tune of this one is The Bold Privateer. " Here followed the poem, " Thoughts Fer The Dis paraged Farmer " ; and here, too, fittingly ends any Comment but that which would appear trivial and gratuitous. Simply, in briefest conclusion, the hale, sound, artless, lovable character of Benj. F. Johnson remains, in the writer s mind, as from the first, far less a fiction than a living, breathing, vigorous reality. So strong, indeed, has his personality been made manifest, that many times, in visionary argument with the sturdy old myth over cer tain changes from the original forms of his productions, he has so incontinently beaten down all suggestions as to a less incongruous association of thoughts and words, together with protests against his many violations of poetic method, harmony, and grace, that nothing was left the writer but to submit to what has always seemed and in truth still seems -a superior wisdom of dicta tion. J. W. R. Indiana folis, July* 1891. SALUTATION TO BENJ. F.JOHNSON ,* THE OLD MAN Lo! steadfast and serene, In patient pause between The seen and the unseen , What gentle zephyrs fan Your silken silver hair, And what diviner air Breathes round you like a prayer t, Old Man? Can you, in nearer view Of Glory, pierce the blue Of happy Heaven through; And, listening mutely, can Your senses, dull to us, Hear Angel-voices thus> In chorus glorious Old Manf In your reposeful gaze The dusk of Autumn days Is blent with April haze, As when of old began The bursting of the bud Of rosy babyhood When all the world wasgood % Old Man, SALUTATION And yet I find a sly Little twinkle in your eye; And your whisperingly shy Little laugh is simply an Internal shout of glee That betrays the fallacy You d perpetrate on me, Old Man! So just put up the frown That your brows are pulling downf Why, the fleetest boy in town, As he bared his feet and ran. Could read with half a glance And of keen rebuke , perchance Your secret countenance, Old Man! Now, honestly > confess: Is an old man any less Than the little child we bless And caress when we canf Isn t age but just a place Where you mask the childish face To preserve its inner grace. Old Man? Hasn t age a truant day, Just as that you went astray In the wayward, restless way, When, brown with dust and fan, Your roguish face essayed t In solemn masquerade, To hide the smile it made Old Man? SALUTATION Now, fair, and square, and true, Don } t your old soul tremble through* As tn youth it used to do When it brimmed and overran With the strange, enchanted sights^ And the splendors and delights Of the old "Arabian Nights," Old Man? When, haply, you have fared Where glad Aladdin shared His lamp with you, and dared The Afrite and his clan; And, with him, clambered through The trees where jewels grew And filled your pockets, too, Old Man? Or, with Sinbad, at sea And in veracity Who has sinned as bad as he, Or would, or will, or can? Have you listened to his lies, With open mouth and eyes, And learned his art likewise^ Old Man? And you need not deny That your eyes were wet as dry, Reading novels on the sly! And review them, if you can, And the same warm tears willfatt* Only faster, that is all- Over Little Nell and Paul, Old Man/ SALUTATION O, you were a lucky lad- Just as good as you were bad! And the host of friends you had Charley , Tom, and Dick, and Dan 1 , And the old School- Teacher, too t Though he often censured you; And the girls in pink and blue % Old Man. And as often you have lean/, In boyish sentiment, To kiss the letter sent By Nelly, Belle, or Nan Wherein the rose s hue Was red, the violet blue And sugar sweet and you, Old Man, So, to-day, as lives the bloom, And the sweetness, and perfume Of the blossoms, I assume \ On the same mysterious plan The master s love assures, That the self-same boy endures In that hale old heart ofyowr^ Old Man. CONTENTS THE OLD SWIMMIN -HOLE, AND LEVEN MORE POEMS The Delights of our Childhood is soon Passed Away . 2 THE OLD SWIMMIN -HOLE 3 THOUGHTS FEE THE DISCURAGKD FARMER 6 A SUMMER S DAY 9 A HYMB OF FAITH 13 WORTERMELON TlME 16 MY PHILOSOFY 20 WHEN THE FROST is ON THE PUNKIN 23 ON THE DEATH OF LITTLE MAHALA ASHCRAFT ... 26 THE MULBERRY TREE 29 To MY OLD FRIEND, WILLIAM LEACHMAN 31 MY FIDDLE 36 THE CLOVER 39 NEGHBORLY POEMS ON FRIENDSHIP, GRIEF AND FARM-LIFE Us Farmers in the Country, as the Seasons go and Come . 42 ERASMUS WILSON 43 MY RUTHERS 48 ON A DEAD BABE 51 A OLD PLAYED-OUT SONG 52 " COON-DOG WESS" 55 PBRFBSSKR JOHN CLARK RIDPATH , 62 CONTENTS A TALE OP THE AIRLY DAYS . . 66 " MYLO JONES S WIFE " ....68 ON A SPLENDUD MATCH ...........71 OLD JOHN CLEVENGER ON BUCKEYES 72 THE Hoss 78 EZRA HOUSE ...82 A PEN-PICTUR 86 WET-WEATHER TALK 90 THOUGHTS ON A PORE JOKE .......... 93 A MORTUL PRAYER * .... 94 THE FIRST BLUEBIRD 96 EVAGENE BAKER 97 ON ANY ORDENARY MAN 100 TOWN AND COUNTRY 101 LINES WRIT FER ISAAC BRADWELL 103 DECORATION DAY ON THE PLACE 104 THE TREE-TOAD 107 THE ROSSVILLE LECTUR COURSE 109 WHEN THE GREEN GITS BACK IN THE TREES .... 112 How IT HAPPENED 114 A DOS T o BLUES 117 THE OLD HOME BY THE MILL 119 THE WAY IT Wuz 121 PAP S OLD SAYIN 125 ROMANCIN 128 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY 133 DIALECT IN LITERATURE 195 Originally contributed to THE FORUM reprinted here by permission. "THE OLD SWIMMIN -HOLE " AND LEVEN MORE POEMS BY BENJ. F. JOHNSON, OF BOONE The delights of our childhood is soon passed away, And our glory us youth it departs, Andyit, dead and burried, they^s blossoms of May Ore theyr medderland graves in our harts. So, friends of my bare-footed days on thefatm^ Whether truant in city er not, God prosper you same as He s prospering me, Whilse your past haint despised erf ergot. Oh! they s nothin\ at mom, that s as grand unto me As the glory s ofNachursofare, With the Spring in the breeze, and the bloom in the trees, And the hum of the bees etfrywhare! The green in the woods, and the birds in the boughs, And the dew spangled over the fields; And the bah of the sheep and the bawl of the cows And the call from the house to your meals! Then ho! feryour brekfast! and ho! fer the toil That waiteth alike man and beast! Oh! its soon with my team Pll be turnin* up soil, Whilse the sun shoulders up in the East Ore the tops of the ellums and beeches and oaks, To smile his godspeed on the plow, And the furry and seed, and the Man in his need, And the joy of the swet of his brow! THE OLD SWIMMIN -HOLE OH ! the old swimmin -hole I whare the crick so still and deep Looked like a baby-river that was laying half asleep, And the gurgle of the worter round the drift jest below Sounded like the laugh of something we onc t ust to know Before we could remember anything but the eyes Of the angels lookin out as we left Paradise ; But the merry days of youth is beyond our controle, And it s hard to part ferever with the old swimmin -hole. Oh ! the old swimmin -hole ! In the happy days of yore, When I ust to lean above it on the old sickamore, Oh ! it showed me a face in its warm sunny tide That gazed back at me so gay and glorified, It made me love myself, as I leaped to caress My shadder smilin up at me with sich tenderness. 3 THE OLD SWIMMIN -HOLB But them days is past and gone, and old Time s tuck his toll From the old man come back to the old swimmin -hole. Oh! the old swimmin -hole! In the long, lazy days When the hum-drum of school made so many run-a- ways, How plesant was the jurney down the old dusty lane, Whare the tracks of our bare feet was all printed so plane You could tell by the dent of the heel and the sole They was lots o fun on hands at the old swimmin -hole. But the lost joys is past ! Let your tears in sorrow roll Like the rain that ust to dapple up the old swimmin -hole. Thare the bullrushes growed, and the cattails so tall, And the sunshine and shadder fell over it all ; And it mottled the worter with amber and gold Tel the glad lillies rocked in the ripples that rolled ; And the snake-feeder s four gauzy wings fluttered by Like the ghost of a daisy dropped out of the sky, Or a wownded apple-blossom in the breeze s controle As it cut acrost some orchurd to rds the old swimmin - hole. 4 THE OLD SWIMMIN -HOLE Oh ! the old swimmin -hole ! When I last saw the place, The scenes was all changed, like the change in my face ; The bridge of the railroad now crosses the spot Whare the old divin -log lays sunk and f ergot. And I stray down the banks whare the trees ust to be But never again will theyr shade shelter me ! And I wish in my sorrow I could strip to the soul, And dive off in my grave like the old swimmin -hole. THOUGHTS FER THE DISCURAGED FARMER THE summer winds is sniffin round the bloomin locus trees; And the clover in the pastur is a big day fer the bees, And they been a-swiggin honey, above board and on the sly, Tel they stutter in theyr buzzin and stagger as they fly. The flicker on the fence-rail pears to jest spit on his wings And roll up his feathers, by the sassy way he sings ; And the hoss-fly is a-whettin -up his forelegs fer biz, And the off-mare is a-switchin all of her tale they is. You can hear the blackbirds jawin* as they foller up the plow Oh, theyr bound to git theyr brekfast, and theyr not a-carin* bow; 6 THOUGHTS FER THE DISCURAGED FARMER So they quarrel in the furries, and they quarrel on the wing But theyr peaceabler in pot-pies than any other thing: And it s when I git my shotgun drawed up in stiddy rest, She s as full of tribbelation as a yeller-jacket s nest; And a few shots before dinner, when the sun s a-shinin right, Seems to kindo -sorto sharpen up a feller s appetite! They s been a heap o rain, but the sun s out to-day, And the clouds of the wet spell is all cleared away, And the woods is all the greener, and the grass is greener still ; It may rain again to-morry, but I don t think it will. Some says the crops is ruined, and the corn s drownded out, And propha-sy the wheat will be a failure, without doubt ; But the kind Providence that has never failed us yet, Will be on hands onc t more at the leventh hour, I bet I THOUGHTS PER THE DISCURAGED FARMER Does the medder-lark complane, as he swims high and dry Through the waves of the wind and the blue of the sky ? Does the quail set up and whissel in a disappinted way, Er hang his head in silunce, and sorrow all the day ? Is the chipmuck s health a-failin ? Does he walk, er does he run ? Don t the buzzards ooze around up thare jest like they ve allus done ? Is they anything the matter with the rooster s lungs er voice ? Ort a mortul be complanin when dumb animals rejoice ? Then let us, one and all, be contentud with our lot; The June is here this mornin , and the sun is shining hot. Oh ! let us fill our harts up with the glory of the day, Any banish ev ry doubt and care and sorrow fur away! Whatever be our station, with Providence fer guide, Sich fine circumstances ort to make us satisfied ; Fer the world is full of roses, and the roses full of dew, And the dew is full of heavenly love that drips fer me and you. A SUMMER S DAY THE Summer s put the idy in My head that I m a boy agaki ; And all around s so bright and gay I want to put my team away, And jest git out whare I can lay And soak my hide full of the day ! But work is work, and must be done Yit, as I work, I have my fun, Jest fancyin these furries here Is childhood s paths onc t more so dear: And as I walk through medder-lands, And country lanes, and swampy trails Whare long bullrushes bresh my hands ; And, tilted on the ridered rails Of deadnin fences, "Old Bob White Whissels his name in high delight, And whirrs away. I wunder still, Whichever way a boy s feet will 9 A SUMMER S DAY Whare trees has fell, with tangled tops Whare dead leaves shakes, I stop fer breth, Heerin the acorn as it drops H istin my chin up still as deth, And watchin clos t, with upturned eyes, The tree where Mr. Squirrel tries To hide hisse f above the limb, But lets his own tale tell on him. I wunder on in deeper glooms Git hungry, hearin female cries From old farm-houses, whare perfumes Of harvest dinners seems to rise And ta nt a feller, hart and brane, With memories he can t explane. I wunder through the underbresh, Whare pig-tracks, pintin to rds the crick, Is picked and printed in the fresh Black bottom-lands, like wimmern pick Theyr pie-crusts with a fork, some way, When bakin fer camp-meetin day. 10 A SUMMER S DAY I wunder on and on and on, Tel my gray hair and beard is gone, And ev ry wrinkle on my brow Is rubbed clean out and shaddered now With curls as brown and fare and fine As tenderls of the wild grape-vine That ust to climb the highest tree To keep the ripest ones fer me. I wunder still, and here I am Wadin the ford below the dam The worter chucklin round my knee At hornet-welt and bramble-scratch, And me a-slippin crost to see Ef Tyner s plums is ripe, and size The old man s wortermelon-patch, With juicy mouth and drouthy eyes. Then, after sich a day of mirth And happiness as worlds is wurth So tired that heaven seems nigh about,^ The sweetest tiredness on earth Is to git home and flatten out So tired you can t lay flat enugh, II A SUMMER S DAY And sorto wish that you could spred Out like molasses on the bed, And jest drip off the aidges in The dreams that never comes again. A HYMB OF FAITH O, THOU that doth all things devise And fashon fer the best, He p us who sees with mortul eyes To overlook the rest. They s times, of course, we grope in doubt. And in afflictions sore ; So knock the louder, Lord, without, And we ll unlock the door. Make us to feel, when times looks bad And tears in pitty melts, Thou wast the only he p we had When they was nothin else. Death comes alike to ev ry man That ever was borned on earth j Then let us do the best we can To live fer all life s wurth. 3 A HYMB OF FAITH Ef storms and tempusts dred to see Makes black the heavens ore, They done the same in Galilee Two thousand years before. But after all, the golden sun Poured out its floods on them That watched and waited fer the One Then borned in Bethlyham. Also, the star of holy writ Made noonday of the night, Whilse other stars that looked at it Was envious with delight. The sages then in wurship bowed, From ev ry clime so fare ; O, sinner, think of that glad crowd That congergated thare ! They was content to fall in ranks With One that knowed the way From good old Jurden s stormy banks Clean up to Jedgmunt Day. 4 A HYMB OF FAITH No matter, then, how all is mixed In our near-sighted eyes, All things is fer the best, and fixed Out straight in Paradise. Then take things as God sends em here, And, ef we live er die, Be more and more contenteder, Without a-astin j why. O, Thou that doth all things devise And fashon fer the best, He p us who sees with mortul eyes To overlook the rest. WORTERMELON TIME OLD wortermelon time is a-comin round again, And they ain t no man-a-livin any tickleder n me, Fer the way I hanker after wortermelons is a sin Which is the why and wharefore, as you can plainly see. Oh ! it s in the sandy soil wortermelons does the best, And it s thare they ll lay and waller in the sunshine and the dew Tel they wear all the green streaks clean off of theyr breast ; And you bet I ain t a-findin* any fault with them ; air you? They ain t no better thing in the vegetable line; And they don t need much tending as ev ry farmer knows ; And when theyr ripe and ready fer to pluck from the vine, I want to say to you theyr the best fruit that grows. if WORTERMELON TIME ,Vs some likes the yeller-core, and some likes the red, And it s some says " The Little Calif orny " is the best; But the sweetest slice of all I ever wedged in my head, Is the old " Edingburg Mounting-sprout," of the west. Youdon twant no punkins nigh yourwortermelonvines Cause, some-way-another, they ll spile your melons, shore ; I ve seed em taste like punkins, from the core totherines, Which may be a fact you have heerd of before. But your melons that s raised right and tended to with care, Yoa can walk around amongst em with a parent s pride and joy, And thump em on the heads with as fatherly a air As ef each one of them was your little girl er boy. I joy in my hart jest to hear that rippin sound When you split one down the back and jolt the halves in two, And the friends you love the best is gethered all around And you says unto your sweethart, "Oh, here s the core fer you!" 3 17 WORTERMELON TIME And I like to slice em up in big pieces fer em all, Espeshally the childern, and watch theyr high delight As one by one the rines with theyr pink notches falls, And they holler fer some more, with unquenched appetite. Boys takes to it natchurl, and I like to see em eat A slice of wortermelon s like a frenchharp in theyr hands, And when they "saw" it through theyr mouth sich music can t be beat Cause it s music both the sperit and the stummick understands. Oh, they s more in wortermelons than the purty-colored meat, And the overflowin sweetness of the worter squshed betwixt The up ard and the down ard motions of a feller s teeth, And it s the taste of ripe old age and juicy childhood mixed. 18 WORTKRMKLON TIME Fer I never taste a melon but my thoughts flies away To the summertime of youth ; and again I see the dawn, And the fadin afternoon of the long summer day, And the dusk and dew a-fallin , and the night a comin on. And thare s the corn around us, and the lispin* leaves and trees, And the stars a-peekin* down on us as still as silver mice, And us boys in the wortermelons on our hands and knees, And the new-moon hangin* ore us like a yeller-cored slice. Oh ! it s wortermelon time is a-comin round again, And they ain t no man a-livin any tickleder n me, Fer the way I hanker after wortermelons is a sin Which is the why and wharefore, as you can plainly see. MY PHILOSOFY I AIN T, ner don t p tend to be t Much posted on philosofy ; But thare is times, when all alone s I work out idees of my own. And of these same thare is a few I d like to jest refer to you Pervidin that you don t object To listen clos t and rickollect. I allus argy that a man Who does about the best he can Is plenty good enugh to suit This lower mundane institute - No matter ef his daily walk Is subject fer his neghbor s talk, And critic-minds of ev ry whim Jest all git up and go fer him ! 20 MY PHILOSOFY I knowed a feller onc t that had The yeller-janders mighty bad, And each and ev ry friend he d meet Would stop and give him some receet Fer cuorin of em. But he d say He kindo thought they d go away Without no medicin , and boast That he d git well without one doste. He kep a-yellerin on and they Perdictin that he d die some day Before he knowed it ! Tuck his bed, The feller did, and lost his head, And wundered in his mind a spell Then rallied, and, at last, got well; But ev ry friend that said he d die Went back on him eternally ! Its natchurl enugh, I guess, When some gits more and some gits less, Fer them-uns on the slimmest side To claim it ain t a fare divide ; 21 MY PHILOSOFY And I ve knowed some to lay and wait, And git up soon, and set up late, To ketch some feller they could hate Fer goin at a faster gait. The signs is bad when folks commence A-findin fault with Providence, And balkin cause the earth don t shake At ev ry prancin step they take. No man is grate tel he can see How less than little he would be Ef stripped to self, and stark and bare He hung his sign out anywhare. My doctern is to lay aside Contensions, and be satisfied : Jest do your best, and praise er blame That follers that, counts jest the same. I ve allus noticed grate success Is mixed with troubles, more or less, And it s the man who does the best That gits more kicks than all the rest. 23 WHEN THE FROST IS ON THE PUNKIN WHEN the frost is on the punkin and the fodder s in the shock, And you hear the kyouck and gobble of the struttin turkey-cock, And the clackin of the guineys, and the cluckin of the hens, And the rooster s hallylooyer as he tiptoes on the fence ; O, its then s the times a feller is a-feelin at his best, With the risin sun to greet him from a night of peace ful rest, As he leaves the house, bare-headed, and goes out to feed the stock, When the frost is on the punkin and the fodder s in the shock. They s something kindo harty-like about the atmusfere When the heat of summer s over and the coolin fall is here 33 WHEN THE FROST IS ON THE PUNKIN Of course we miss the flowers, and the blossums on the trees, And the mumble of the hummin -birds and buzzin of the bees; But the air s so appetizin ; and the landscape through the haze Of a crisp and sunny morning of the airly autumn days Is a pictur that no painter has the colorin to mock When the frost is on the punkin and the fodder s in the shock. The husky, rusty russel of the tossels of the corn, And the raspin of the tangled leaves, as golden as the morn ; The stubble in the furries kindo lonesome-like, but still A-preachin sermuns to us of the barns they growed to fill; The strawstack in the medder, and the reaper in the shed ; The hosses in theyr stalls below the clover overhead ! O, it sets my hart a-clickin like the tickin of a clock, When the frost is on the punkin and the fodder s in the shock ! 24 WHEN THE FROST IS ON THE rUNKIN Then your apples all is getherd, and the ones a feller keeps Is poured around the celler-floor in red and yeller heaps ; And your cider-makin s over, and your wimmern-f oiks is through With their mince and apple-butter, and theyr souse and saussage, too! . . . I don t know how to tell it but ef sich a thing could be As the Angels wantin boardin , and they d call around on me I d want to commodate em all the whole-indurin flock- When the frost is on the punkin and the fodder s in the shock ! ON THE DEATH OF LITTLE MAHALA ASH- CRAFT " LITTLE Haly ! Little Haly ! " cheeps the robin in the tree; " Little Haly!" sighs the clover, "Little Haly!" moans the bee ; 4 Little Haly! Little Haly !" calls the kill-deer at twi light; And the katydids and crickets hollers * * Haly ! " all the night. The sunflowers and the hollyhawks droops over the garden fence ; The old path down the gardenwalks still holds her foot prints dents; And the well-sweep s swingin bucket seems to wait fer her to come And start it on its wortery errant down the old bee-gum. 26 ON THB DEATH OF LITTLE MAHALA ASHCRAFT The bee-hives all is quiet ; and the little Jersey steer, When any one comes nigh it, acts so lonesome-like and queer ; And the little Banty chickens kindo cutters faint and low, Like the hand that now was feedin em was one they didn t know. They s sorrow in the wavin leaves of all the apple-trees ; And sorrow in the harvest-sheaves, and sorrow in the breeze ; And sorrow in the twitter of the swallers round the shed; And all the song her red-bird sings is "Little Haly s dead!" The medder pears to miss her, and the pathway through the grass, Whare the dewdrops ust to kiss her little bare feet as shfe passed ; And the old pin in the gate-post seems to kindo -sorto doubt That Haly s little sunburnt hands ll ever pull it out. ON THE DEATH OF LITTLE MAHALA ASHCRAFT Did her father er her mother ever love her more n me, Er her sisters er her brother prize her love more tendurly ? I question and what answer? only tears, and tears alone, And ev ry neghbor s eyes is full o tear-drops as my own. " Little Haly! Little Haly!" cheeps the robin in the tree; 1 Little Haly! * sighs the clover, " Little Haly!" moans the bee ; "Little Haly! Little Haly! " calls the kill-deer at twi light, And the katydids and crickets hollers " Haly! " all the night. THE MULBERRY TREE O, IT S many s the scenes which is dear to my mind As I think of my childhood so long left behind ; The home of my birth, with its old puncheon-floor, And the bright morning-glorys that growed round the door ; The warped clab-board roof whare the rain it run off Into streams of sweet dreams as I laid in the loft, Countin all of the joys that was dearest to me, And a-thinkin* the most of the mulberry tree. And to-day as I dream, with both eyes wide-awake, I can see the old tree, and its limbs as they shake, And the long purple berries that rained on the ground Whare the pastur was bald whare wetrommptit around. And again, peekin up through the thick leafy shade, I can see the glad smiles of the friends when I strayed With my little bare feet from my own mother s knee To f oiler them off to the mulberry tree. 29 THE MULBERRY TREE Leanin* up in the forks, I can see the old rail, And the boy climbin* up it, claw, tooth, and toe-nail, And in fancy can hear, as he spits on his hands, The ring of his laugh and the rip of his pants. But that rail led to glory, as certin and shore As I ll never climb thare by that rout* any more What was all the green lauruls of Fame unto me, With my brows in the boughs of the mulberry tree! Then its who can fergit the old mulberry tree That he knowed in the days when his thoughts was as free As the flutterin wings of the birds that flew out Of the tall wavin tops as the boys come about? O, a crowd of my memories, laughin and gay, Is a-climbin the fence of that pastur to-day, And a-pantin with joy, as us boys ust to be, They go racin acrost fer the mulberry tree. TO MY OLD FRIEND, WILLIAM LEACHMAN FER forty year and better you have been a friend to me, Through days of sore afflictions and dire adversity, You allus had a kind word of counsul to impart, Which was like a healin intment to the sorrow of my hart. When I burried my first womern, WiUiam Leachman, it was you Had the only consolation that I could listen to Fer I knowed you had gone through it and had rallied . from the blow, And when you said I d do the same, I knowed you d ort to know. But that time I ll long remember; how I wundered here and thare Through the settin -room and kitchen, and out in the open air And the snowflakes whirling whirling and the fields a frozen glare, And the neghbors sleds and wagons congergatin* ev ry- whare. 31 TO MY OLD FRIEND, WILLIAM LEACHMAN I turned my eyes to rds heaven, but the sun was hid away; I turned my eyes to rds earth again, but all was cold and gray; And the clock, like ice a-crackin , clickt the icy hours in two And my eyes d never thawed out ef it hadn t been fer you! We set thare by the smoke-house me and you out thare alone Me a-thinkin you a-talkin* in a soothin* undertone You a-talkin me a-thinkin* of the summers long ago, And a-writin "Marthy Marthy" with my finger in the snow! William Leachman, I can see you jest as plane as I could then ; And your hand is on my shoulder, and you rouse me up again ; And I see the tears a-drippin* from your own eyes, as you say: "Be rickonciled and bear it we but linger fer a dayj" 33 TO MY OLD FRIEND, WILLIAM LEACHMAN At the last Old Settlers Meetin we went j intly, you and me Your bosses and my wagon, as you wanted it to be ; And sence I can remember, from the time we ve negl* bored here, In all sich friendly actions you have double-done your sheer. It was better than the meetin , too, that 9-mile talk we had Of the times when we first settled here and travel was so bad ; When we had to go on hoss-back, and sometimes on "Shanks s mare," And * blaze" a road fer them behind that had to travel thare. And now we was a-trottin* long a level gravel pike, In a big two-hoss road-wagon, jest as easy as you like Two of us on the front seat, and our wimmern-folks behind, A-settin* in theyr Winsor-cheers in perfect peace of mind! * 33 TO MY OLD FRIEND, WILLIAM LKACHMAN And we pinted out old landmarks, nearly faded out oi sight: Thare they ust to rob the stage-coach ; thare Gash Morgan had the fight With the old stag-deer that pronged him how he battled fer his life, And lived to prove the story by the handle of his knife. Thare the first griss-mill was put up in the Settlement, and we Had tuck our grindin to it in the Fall of Forty-three When we tuck our rifles with us, techin elbows all the way, And a-stickin right together ev ry minute, night and day. Thare ust to stand the tavern that they called the 1 Travelers Rest," And thare, beyent the covered bridge, "The Counter- fitters Nest" - Whare they claimed the house was ha nted that a man was murdered thare, And burried underneath the floor, er round the place comewhare. 34 TO MY OLD FRIEND, WILLIAM LEACHMAN And the old Plank-road they laid along in Fifty-one er two You know we talked about the times when the old road was new: How " Uncle Sam " put down that road and never taxed the State Was a problem, don t you rickollect, we couldn t dim- onstrate ? Ways was devius, William Leachman, that me and you has past; But as I found you true at first, I find you true at last; And, now the time s a-comin mighty nigh our jurney s end, I want to throw wide open all my soul to you, my friend. With the stren th of all my bein , and the heat of hart and brane, And ev ry livin drop of blood in artery and vane, I love you and respect you, and I venerate your name, Fer the name of William Leachman and True Man hood s jest the same I as MY FIDDLE MY fiddle? Well, I kindo keep her handy, don t know! Though I ain t so much inclined to tromp the string* and switch the bow As I was before the timber of my elbows got so dry, And my ringers was more limber-like and caperish and spry; Yit I can plonk and plunk and plink, And tune her up and play, And jest lean back and laugh and wink At ev ry rainy dayJ My playin* s only middlin tunes I picked up when a boy The kindo -sorto fiddlin that the folks calls "corda- roy"; " The Old Fat Gal/ and " Rye-straw," and " My Sail- yor s on the Sea," Is the old cowtillions / saw" when the ch ice is left to me; MY FIDDLE And so I plunk and plonk and plink, And rosum-up my bow And play the tunes that makes you think The devil s in your toe! I was allus a romancin*, do-less boy, to tell the truth, A-fiddlin* and a-dancin , and a-wastin of my youth, And a-actin and a-cuttin -up all sorts o silly pranks That wasn t worth a botton of anybody s thanks! But they tell me, when I ust to plink And plonk and plunk and play, My music seemed to have the kink O drivin cares away! That s how this here old fiddle s won my hart s indurin* love! From the strings acrost her middle, to the schreechin keys above From her "apern," over "bridge," and to the ribbon round her throat, She s a wooin , cooin* pigeon, singin* 4t Love me " ev rjr notel MY FIDDLE And so I pat her neck, and plink Her strings with lovin* hands, And, list nin* clos t, I sometimes think She kindo understands ! THE CLOVER SOME sings of the lilly, and daisy, and rose, And the pansies and pinks that the Summertime throws In the green grassy lap of the medder that lays Blinkin up at the skyes through the sunshiney days ; But what is the lilly and all of the rest Of the flowers, to a man with a hart in his brest That was dipped brimmin* full of the honey and dew Of the sweet clover-blossoms his babyhood knew? I never set eyes on a clover-field now, Er fool round a stable, er climb in the mow, But my childhood comes back jest as clear and as plane As the smell of the clover I m sniffin again; And I wunder away in a bare-footed dream, Whare I tangle my toes in the blossoms that gleam With the dew of the dawn of the morning of love Ere it wept ore the graves that I m weepin* above. 39 THE CLOVER And so I love clover it seems like a part Of the sacerdest sorrows and joys of my hart; And wharever it blossoms, oh, thare let me bow And thank the good God as I m thankin Him now; And I pray to Him still fer the stren th when I die, To go out in the clover and tell it good-bye, And lovin ly nestle my face in its bloom While my soul slips away on a breth of purfume. NEGHBORLY POEMS ON FRIENDSHIP, GRIEF AND FARM-LIFE BY BENJ. F. JOHNSON, OF BOONE Us farmers in the country, as the seasons go and come, Ispurty much like other folks, we re apt to grumble some! The Spring s too back ardfer us, er too for* ardary one We ll jaw about it anyhow, and have our way er none! The thaw s set in too suddent; er the frost s stayed in the soil Too long to give the wheat a chance, and crops is bound to spoil! The weather s eether most too mild, er too outrageous rough % And altogether too much rain, er not half rain enugh! Now what I d like and what you d like is plane enugh to see: It s jest to have old Providence drop round on you and me And ast us what our views is first, regardin shine er rain, And post em when to shet her off, er let her on again! Andyit I d ruther, after allconsidern other chores I got on hands, a-tendin both to my affares and yours I d ruther miss the blame I d git, a-rulin things up thare, And spend my extry time in praise and gratitude and prayer. ERASMUS WILSON RAS WILSON, I respect you, cause You re common, like you allus was Afore you went to town and s prised The world by gittin "reckonized," And yit perservin , as I say, Your common boss-sense ev ryway! And when that name o yourn occurs On hand-bills, er in newspapers, Er letters writ by friends at ast About you, same as in the past, And neghbors and relations low You re out o the tall timber now, And " gittin thare" about as spry s The next! as I say, when my eyes, Er ears, lights on your name, I mind The first time at I come to find You and my Rickollection yells, Jest jubilunt as old sleigh-bells " Ras Wilson! Say! Holdup! and shake A paw, fer old acquaintance sake!" 43 ERASMUS WILSON My Rickollection, more n like, Hain t overly too apt to strike The what s-called "cultchurd public eye" As wisdom of the deepest dye, And yit my Rickollection makes So blame lots fewer bad mistakes, Regardin human-natchur and The fellers at I ve shook theyr hand, Than my best jedgemunt s done, the daj I ve met em fore I got away, At Well, Ras Wilson, let me grip Your hand in warmest pardnership ! Dad-burn ye ! Like to jest haul back A old flat-hander, jest che-whack! And take you twixt the shoulders, say, Sometime you re lookin t other way! Er, maybe whilse you re speakin to A whole blame Courthouse-full o thu- Syastic friends, I d like to jest Come in-like and break up the nest Afore you hatched anuther cheer, And say : " Ras, / can t stand hitched here 44 ERASMUS WILSOW All night ner wouldn t ef I could! But Little Bethel Neghborhood, You ust to live at, s sent some word Fer you, ef ary chance occurred To git it to ye, so ef you Kin stop, I m waitin fer ye to! " You re common, as I said afore You re common, yit oncommon more. You allus kindo pear, to me, What all mankind had ort to be Jest natchurl, and the more hurraws You git, the less you know the cause- Like as ef God Hisse f stood by Where best on earth hain t half knee-high, And seem 9 like, and knowin He S the Only Grate Man really, You re jest content to size your hight With any feller-man s in sight. And even then they s scrubs, like me, Feels ^tuck-up, in your company! 45 ERASMUS WILSON Like now : I want to go with you Plum out o town a mile er two Clean past the Fair-ground whare s some hint O pennyrile er peppermint, And bottom-lands, and timber thick Enugh to sorto shade the crick ! I want to see you want to set Down somers, whare the grass hain t wet, And kindo breathe you, like puore air And taste o your tobacker thare, And talk and chaw ! Talk o the birds We ve knocked with cross-bows. Afterwards Drop, mayby, into some dispute Bout " pomgrannies," er cal mus-root- And how they growed, and ivhare f on tree Er vine ? Who s best boy-memory! And wasn t \\. gingsang, insted O cal mus-root, growed like you said? Er how to tell a coon-track from A mussrat s ; er how milksick come Er ef cows brung it ? Er why now We never see no * muley "-cow 4C ERASMUS WILSON Ner " frizzly "-chicken ner no " clay* Bank" mare ner nothin thataway I And what s come o the yellow-core Old wortermelons ? hain t no more. Tomattusus, the same all red- Uns nowadays All past joys fled Each and all jest gone k-whizz ! Like our days o childhood is ! Dag-gone it, Ras! they hain t no friend, It pears-like, left to comperhend Sich things as these but you, and see How dratted sweet they air to me ! But you, at s loved em allus, and Kin sort em out and understand Em, same as the fine books you ve read, And all fine thoughts you ve writ, er said, Er worked out, through long nights o rain, And doubts and fears, and hopes, again, As bright as morning when she broke, You know a teardrop from a joke ! And so, Ras Wilson, stop and shake A paw, fer old acquaintance sake ! 47 MY RUTHERS [Writ durin State Fair at Indanoplis, whilse visitin a Sonin- law then residin thare, who has sence got back to the country whare he says a man that s raised thare ort to a-stayed in the first place.] I TELL you what I d ruther do Ef I only had my ruthers, I d ruther work when I wanted to Than be bossed round by others ; I d ruther kindo git the swing O what was needed, first, I jmg! Afore I swet at anything! Ef I only had my ruthers ; In fact Pd aim to be the same With all men as my brothers; And they d all be the same with me Ef I only had my ruthers. I wouldn t likely know it all Ef I only had my ruthers ; - I d know some sense, and some base-ball Some old jokes, and some others t s MY HUTHERS I d know some politics, and low Some tarif-speeches same as now, Then go hear Nye on "Branes and How To Detect Theyr Presence/ T others, That stayed away, I d let em stay All my dissentin brothers Could chuse as shore a kill er cuore, Ef I only had my ruthers. The pore ud git theyr dues sometimes Ef I only had my ruthers, And be paid dollars stid o dimes^ Fer childern, wives and mothers: Theyr boy that slaves ; theyr girl that sew* Fer others not herself, God knows! The grave s her only change of clothes! Ef I only had my ruthers, They d all have "stuff" and time enugh To answer one-another s Appealin prayer fer "lovin care" Ef I only had my ruthers. 49 MY RUTHKRS They d be few folks ud ast fer trust, Ef I only had my ruthers, And blame few business-men to bu st Theyrselves, er harts of others: Big Guns that come here durin Fair- Week could put up jest anywhare, And find a full-and-plenty thare, Ef I only had my ruthers : The rich and great ud sociate With all theyr lowly brothers, Feelin ive done the honorun Ef I only had my ruthers. ON A DEAD BABE FLY away ! thou heavenly one ! I do hail thee on thy flight! Sorrow? thou hath tasted none Perfect joy is yourn by right. Fly away ! and bear our love To thy kith and kin above ! I can tetch thy finger-tips Ca mly, and bresh back the hair From thy forr ed with my lips, And not leave a teardrop thare. Weep fer Tom$s and Ruth and me But I can not weep fer thee. A OLD PLAYED-OUT SONG IT S the oiriousest thing in creation, Whenever I hear that old song "Do They Miss Me at Home/ I m so bothered, My life seems as short as it s long! Fer ev rything pears like adzackly It peared in the years past and gone, When I started out sparkin , at twenty, And had my first neckercher on ! Though I m wrinkelder, older and grayer Right now than my parents was then, You strike up that song " Do They Miss Me," And I m jest a youngster again! I m a-standin back thare in the furries A-wishin fer evening to come, And a-whisperin over and over Them words " Do They Miss Me at Home?" 5* A OLD PLAYED-OUT SONG You see, Marthy Ellen she sung it The first time I heerd it; and so, As she was my very first sweethart, It reminds me of her, don t you know; How her face ust to look, in the twilight, As I tuck her to Spellin ; and she Kep a-hummin that song tel I ast her, Pine-blank, ef she ever missed me! I can shet my eyes now, as you sing it, And hear her low answerin words ; And then the glad chirp of the crickets, As clear as the twitter of birds ; And the dust in the road is like velvet, And the ragweed and fennel and grass Is as sweet as the scent of the lillies Of Eden of old, as we pass. Do They Miss Me at Home?" Sing it lowers And softer and sweet as the breeze That powdered our path with the snowy White bloom of the old locus -trees ! 53 A OLD PLAYED-OUT SONG Let the whipperwills he p you to sing it, And the echoes way over the hill, Tel the moon boolges out, in a chorus Of stars, and our voices is still. But oh! " They s a chord in the music That s missed when her voice is away! " Though I listen from midnight tel morning, And dawn tel the dusk of the day ! And I grope through the dark, lookin* up ards And on through the heavenly dome, With my longin soul singin and sobbin The words "Do They Miss Me at Home? 1 54 "COON-DOG WESS" COON-DOG WESS " he allus went Mongst us here by that-air name. Moved in this-here Settlement From next county he laid claim, Lived down in the bottoms whare Ust to be some coons in thare ! In nigh Clayton s, next the crick, Mind old Billy ust to say Coons in thare was jest that thick, He p him corn-plant any day I And, in rostneer-time, be then Aggin him to plant again ! Well, In Spring o 67, This-here " Coon-dog Wess " he come. Fetchin long bout forty- leven Ornriest-lookin* hounds, I gum ! Ever mortul-man laid eyes On sence dawn o* Christian skies ! 55 " COON-DOG WESS " Wife come traipsin at the rag- Tag-and-bobtail of the crowd, Dogs and childern, with a bag Corn-meal and some side-meat, Proud And as independunt Myl Yit a mild look in her eye. Well this " Coon-dog Wess " he jest Moved in that-air little pen Of a pole-shed, aidgin west On The Slues o Death, called then.- Otter- and mink-hunters ust To camp thare fore game vam-moosd. Abul-bodied man, and lots Call fer choppers and fer hands To git cross-ties out. But what s Work to sich as understands Ways appinted and is hence Under special providence ? 44 COON-DOG WESS " 44 Coon-dog Wess s " holts was hounds And coon-huntin? ; and he knowed His own range, and stayed in bounds And left work for them at showed Talents fer it same as his Gifts regardin coon-dogs is. Hounds of ev ry mungerl breed Ever whelped on earth ! Had these Tetter kind, with punkin-seed Marks above theyr eyes and fleas Both to sell and keep ! Also These-here lop-yeerd hounds, you know. Yes-and brindle hounds and long, Ga nt hounds, with them eyes they* got So blame sorry, it seems wrong, Most, to kick em as to not! Man, though, wouldn t dast, I guess, Kick a hound fer "Coon-dog Wess" J 57 11 COON-DOG WESS " Tended to his own affairs Stric ly ; made no brags, and yit You could see at them hounds cares Peared like his, and he d a-fit Fer em, same as wife er child I Them facts made folks rickonciled, Sorto , f er to let him be And not pester him. And then Word begin to spread at he Had brung in as high as ten Coon-pelts in one night and yit Didn t pear to boast of it! Neghborhood made some complaints Bout them plague-gone hounds at night Howlin fit to wake the saints, Clean from dusk tel plum day-light! But to " Coon-dog Wess " them-thare Howls was " music in the air " I " COON-DOG WESS Fetched his pelts to Gilson s Store Newt he shipped fer him, and said, Sence he d cooned thare, he d shipped more Than three hunderd pelts! " By Ned! Git shet of my store" Newt says, I d go in with Coon-dog Wess ! " And the feller peared to be Makin best and most he could Of his rale prospairity: Bought some household things and good,- Likewise, wagon-load onc t come From wharever he d moved from. But pore feller s huntin -days, Bout them times, was glidin past! Goes out onc t one night and stays! . . . Neghbors they turned out, at last, Headed by his wife and one Half-starved hound and search begun. 59 * COON-DOG WESS " Boys said, that blame hound, he led Searchin* party, bout a half Mile ahead, and bellerin , said, Worse n ary yearlin calf ! - Tel, at last, come fur-off sounds Like the howl of other hounds. And-sir, shore enugh, them signs Fetched em in a* hour er two Whare the pack was ; and they finds " Coon-dog Wess " right thare; And you Would admitted he was right Staying as he had, all night! Facts is, cuttin* down a tree, The blame thing had sorto* fell In a twist-like mercy me ! And had ketched him. Couldn t tell, Wess said, how he d managed yit He d got both legs under it I " COON-DOG WESS " Fainted and come to, I s pose, Bout a dozen times whilse they Chopped him out ! And wife she froze To him ! bresh his hair away And smile cheerful only when He d faint. Cry and kiss him then. Had his nerve ! And nussed him through, Neghbors he pped her all she d stand. Had a loom, and she could do Carpet-weavin railly grand ! - 44 Sides," she ust to laugh and say, 44 She d have Wess, now, night and day!" As fer him, he d say, says-ee, 44 I m resigned to bein lame: They was four coons up that tree, And hounds got em, jest the samel " Feared like, one er two legs less Never worried " Coon-dog Wess"! 61 LINES TO PERFESSER JOHN CLARK RIDPATH A.M., LL. D. T-Y-TY! [Cumposed by A Old Friend of the Fambily sence way back in the Forties, when they Settled nigh Fillmore, Putnam County, this State, whare John was borned and growed up, you might say, like the wayside flower.] YOUR neghbors in the country, whare you come from, hain t fergot! We knowed you even better than your own-self, like as not. We profissied your runnin -geers ud stand a soggy load And pull her, purty stiddy, up a mighty rocky road : We been a-watchin your career sence you could write your name But way you writ lijirst, I ll say, was jest a burnin shame! Your U J. C." in the copybook, and "Ridpath" mercy- sakes! Qufled up and tide in dubble bows, lookt like a nest o* snakes I~ 62 LINES TO PERFESSER JOHN CLARK RIDPATH Bui you could read it, I suppose, and kindo gloted on A-bein "J. C. Ridpath" when we only called you "John." But you d work *s well as fool, and what you had to do was done: We ve watched you at the woodpile not the woodshed wasent none, And snow and sleet, and haulin% too, and lookin after stock, And milkin , nights, and feedin* pigs, then turm back the clock, So s you could set up studyin your Rethmatic, and fool Your Parents, whilse a-piratin your way through winter school ! And I ve heerd tell from your own folks you ve set and baked your face A-readin Plutark Slives all night by that old fi-er-place. Yit, bout them times, the blackboard, onc t, had on it, I afe-clare, 4 Yours truly, J. Clark Ridpath." And the teacher left it thare 1 63 LINES TO PERFESSER JOHN CLARK RIDPATH And they was other symptums, too, that pinted, plane as day, To nothin short of College! and one was the lovin way Your mother had of cheerin you to efforts brave and strong, And puttin more faith in you, as you needed it along: She d pat you on the shoulder, er she d grab you by the hands, And laugh sometimes, er cry sometimes. They s few that understands Jest what theyr mother s drivin* at when they act thataway ; But I ll say this ieryou, John-Clark, you answered, night and day, To ev ry trust and hope of hers and half your College fame Was battled fer and won fer her and glory of her name. The likes viyou at College! But you went thare. How you paid Your way nobody s astin* but you worked, you hain t afraid, LINES TO PERFESSER JOHN CLARK RIDPATH Your clothes was, more n likely, kindo* out o* style, perhaps, And not as snug and warm as some at hid the other chaps ;- But when it come to Intullect they tell me yourn was dressed A leetle mite super&er-l ike than any of the rest ! And there you stayed and thare you ve made your rickord, fare and square Tel now its Fame at writes your name, approving ev rywhare TSotjibblets of it, nuther, but all John Clark Rid- path, set Plum at the dashboard of the whole-endurin* Alf abet I A TALE OF THE AIRLY DAYS OH ! tell me a tale o the airly days Of the times as they list to be ; 5t Filler of Fi-er " and " Shakspeare s Plays* Is a* most too deep fer me ! I want plane facts, and I want plane words, Of the good old-fashiond ways, When speech run free as the songs of birds Way back in the airly days. Tell me a tale of the timber-lands Of the old-time pioneers ; Somepin a pore man understands With his feelin s well as ears. Tell of the old log house, about The loft, and the puncheon flore The old fi-er-place, with the crane swung outi And the latch-string thrugh the door. Tell of the things jest as they was They don t need no excuse! Don t tetch em up like the poets does* Tel theyr all too fine fer use! A TALE OF THE AIRLY DAYS Say they was leven in the fambily Two beds, and the chist, below, And the trundle-beds that each helt three, And the clock and the old bureau. Then blow the horn at the old back-door Tel the echoes all halloo, And the childern gethers home onc t more. Jest as they ust to do : Blow fer Pap tel he hears and comes, With Tomps and Ellas, too, A-marchin* home, with the fife and drums And the old Red White and Blue ! Blow and blow tel the sound draps low As the moan of the whipperwill, And wake up Mother, and Ruth and Jo, All sleepin at Bethel Hill : Blow and call tel the faces all Shine out in the back-log s blaze, And the shadders dance on the old hewed wal< As they did in the airly days. "MYLO JONES S WIFE" MYLO JONES S wife " was all I heerd, mighty near, last Fall Visitun relations down T other side of Morgantown! Mylo Jones s wife she does This and that, and " those" and "thus"! Can t bide babies in her sight Ner no childern, day and night, Whoopin round the premises JVer no nothiri* else, I guess ! Mylo Jones s wife she lows She s the boss of her own house I Mylo consequences is Stays whare things seem some like his,-~ Uses, mostly, with the stock Coaxin " Old Kate " not to balk, Ner kick hoss-flies branes out, ner Act, I s pose, so much like her! Yit the wimmern-folks tells you She 5 s perfection. Yes they dol 68 "MYLO JONES S WIFE" Mylo s wife she says she s found Home hain t home with men-folks round When they s work like hern to do Picklin pears and butchern, too, And a-rendern lard, and then Cookin fer a pack of men To come trackin up the flore She s scrubbed tel she ll scrub no morel- Yit she d keep things clean ef they Made her scrub tel Jedgmunt Dayl Mylo Jones s wife she sews Carpet-rags and patches clothes Jest year in and out! and yit Whare s the livin use of it? She asts Mylo that. And he Gits back whare he d ruther be, With his team ; jest plows and don t Never sware like some folks won t I Think ef he d cut loose, I gum! D he p his heavenly chances some I * s MYLO JONES S WIFE " Mylo s wife don t see no use, Ner no reason ner excuse Fer his pore relations to Hang round like they allus do ! Thare bout onc t a year and She ]e$tga nts em, folks tells me, On spiced pears ! Pass Mylo one, He says "No, he don t chuse none I s Workin men like Mylo they D ort to have meat ev ry day! Dad-burn Mylo Jones s wife ! Ruther rake a blame caseknife Crost my wizzen than to see Sich a womern rulin me! Ruther take and turn in and Raise a fool mule-colt by hand I Mylo, though od-rot the man ! Jest keeps ca m like some folks can-~ And lows sich as her, I s pose, Is Man s he pmeett Mercy knows 1 ON A SPLENDUD MATCH [On the night of the marraige of the foregoin couple, which shall be nameless here, these lines was ca mly dashed off in the album of the happy bride whilse the shivver-ree was goin on cu;side the residence.] HE was warned against the womern She was warned aginst the man. And ef that won t make a weddin , W y, they s nothin else .that can! OLD JOHN CLEVENGER ON BUCKEYES OLD John Clevenger lets on, Allus, like he s purty rough Timber. He s a grate old John! "Rough? " don t swaller no sich stuff! Moved here, sence the war was through, From Ohio somers near Old Bucyrus, loyal, too, As us " Hoosiers " is to here! Git old John stirred up a bit On his old home stompin -ground Talks same as he lived thare yit, When some subject brings it round- Like, fer instunce, Sund y last, Fetched his wife, and et and stayed All night with us. -Set and gassed Tel plum midnight cause I made Some remark bout u buckeyes" and " What was buckeyes good fer? " So, Like I lowed, he waved his hand And lit in and let me know : 72 OLD JOHN CLEVENGER ON BUCKEYES < What is Buckeyes good fer? What s Pineys and fergitmenots? Honeysuckles, and sweet peas, And sweet-williamsuz, and these Johnny -jump-ups ev rywhare, Growin* round the roots o trees In Spring-weather ? what air they Good fer ? kin you tell me Hey? Good to look at? Well they air! Specially when Winter s gone, Clean dead-certin! and the wood s Green again, and sun feels good s June ! and shed your blame boots on The back porch, and lit out to Roam round like you ust to do, Bare-foot, up and down the crick, Whare the buckeyes growed so thick, And witch-hazel and pop-paws, And hackberries and black-haws With wild pizen-vines jis knit Over and en-nunder it, And wove round it all, I jingl 73 OLD JOHN CLEVENGER ON BUCKEYES Tel you couldn t hardly stick A durn caseknife through the thing! Wriggle round through that; and then- All het-up, and scratched and tanned, And muskeeter-bit and mean- Feelin all at onc t again, Come out suddent on a clean Slopin little hump o green Dry soft grass, as fine and grand As a pollor-sofy ! And Jis pile down thare ! and tell me Anywhares you d ruther be Ceptin right thare, with the wild- Flowrs all round ye, and your eyes Smilin with em at the skies, Happy as a little child ! Well! right here, /want to say, Poets kin talk all they please Bout wild-flowrs, in colors gay, And * sweet blossoms flauntin theyr Beauteous fragrunce on the breeze * 74 OLD JOHN CLEVENGER ON BUCKEYES But the sight o buckeyes jis Sweet to me as blossoms is ! I m Ohio-born right whare People s all called Buckeyes tkare Cause, I s pose, our buckeye crap s Biggest in the world, perhaps ! Ner my head don t stretch my hat Too much on account o that! Cause it s Natchur s ginerus hand Sows em broadcast ore the land, With eye-single fer man s good And the gineral neghborhood ! So buckeyes jis natchurly Pears like kith-and-kin to me I Slike the good old sayin wuz, 3 Purty is as purty does / We can t eat em, cookd er raw Yit, I mind, tomattusuz Wuz considerd pizenus Onc t and dasent eat em ! Pshaw- 75 OLD JOHN CLEVENGER ON BUCKEYES Twouldn t take me by supprise, Someday, ef we et buckeyes I That, though, s nuther here ner thare! Jis the Buckeye whare we air, In the present times, is what Ockuppies my lovin care And my most perfoundest thought! . . . Guess, this minute, what I got In my pocket, at I ve packed Purt -nigh forty year. A dry, Slick and shiny, warped and cracked, Wilted, weazened old buckeye! What s it thare fer? What s my hart In my brest fer? Cause it s part Of my life and tends to biz Like this buckeye s bound to act Cause it tends to Rhumatizl 1 . . . Ketched more rhumatiz Seinen , onc t and pants froze on My blame legs ! And ust to wish I wuz well er dead and gone! Doc give up the case, and shod OLD JOHN CLEVENGER ON BUCKEYES His old boss again and stayed On good roads ! And thare 1 laid / Pap he tuck some bluegrass sod Steeped in whisky, bilin -hot, And socked that on ! Then I got Sorto holt o him, somehow Kindo* crazy-like, they say And I d killed him, like as not, Ef I hadn t swooned away! Smell my scortcht pelt pur? -nigh nowt Well to make a long tale short I hung on the blame disease Like a shavin -hoss ! and sort O wore it out by slow degrees Tel my legs wuz straight enugh To poke through my pants again And kick all the doctor-stuff In the fi-er-place ! Then turned in And tuck Daddy Craig s old cuore Jis a buckeye and that s^0r<?. Hain t no case o* rhumatiz Kin subsist whare buckeyes is I" 77 THE HOSS THE boss he is a splendud beast ; He is man s friend, as heaven desined, And, search the world from west to east, No honester you ll ever find ! Some calls the hoss "a pore dumb brute," And yit, like Him who died fer you, I say, as I theyr charge refute, 41 Fergive ; they know not what they do! No wiser animal makes tracks Upon these earthly shores, and hence Arose the axium, true as facts, Extoled by all, as "Good hoss-sense ! " The hoss is strong, and knows his stren th, You hitch him up a time er two And lash him, and he ll go his len th And kick the dashboard out fer you I THE HOSS But, treat him allus good and kind, And never strike him with a stick, Ner aggervate him, and you ll find He ll never do a hostile trick. A hoss whose master tends him right And worters him with daily care, Will do your biddin with delight, And act as docile as you air. He ll paw and prance to hear your praise, Because he s learn t to love you well ; And, though you can t tell what he says, He ll nicker all he wants to tell. He knows you when you slam the gate At early dawn, upon your way Unto the barn, and snorts elate, To git his corn, er oats, er hay. He knows you, as the orphant knows The folks that loves her like theyr own, And raises her and " finds" her clothes, And * schools" her tel a womern-grown ! 79 THE HOSS I claim no boss will harm a man, Ner kick, ner run away, cavort, Stump-suck, er balk, er " catamaran," Ef you ll jest treat him as you ort. But when I see the beast abused, And clubbed around as I ve saw some, I want to see his owner noosed, And jest yanked up like Absolum ! Of course they s differunce in stock, A hoss that has a little yeer, And slender build, and shaller hock, Can beat his shadder, mighty near! Whilse one that s thick in neck and chist And big in leg and full in flank, That tries to race, I still insist He ll have to take the second rank. And I have jest laid back and laughed, And rolled and wallered in the grass At fairs, to see some heavy-draft Lead out atjirst, yit come in last! 80 THE HOSS Each hoss has his appinted place, The heavy hoss should plow the soil ;-* The blooded racer, he must race, And win big wages fer his toil. I never bet- ner never wrought Upon my feller-man to bet And yit, at times, I ve often thought Of my convictions with regret. I bless the hoss from hoof to head From head to hoof, and tale to mane ! I bless the hoss, as I have said, From head to hoof, and back again! I love my God the first of all, Then Him that perished on the cross, And next, my wife, and then I fall Down on my knees and love the hoss. 81 EZRA HOUSE [These lines was writ, in ruther high sperits, jest at the close of what s called the Anti Bellum Days, and more to be a-foolin than anything else, though they is more er less facts in it. But some of the boys, at the time we was all a-singin it, fer Ezry s benefit, to the old tune of " The Oak and the Ash and the Bonny Wilier Tree," got it struck off in the weekly, without leave er lisence of mine ; and so sence they s allus some of em left to rigg me about it yit, I might as well claim the thing right here and now, so here goes. I give it jest as it appeared, fixed up and grammatisized consider ble, as the editer told me he took the liburty of doin , in that sturling old home paper THE ADVANCE as sound a paper yit to-day and as stanch and abul as you ll find in a hunderd.] COME listen, good people, while a story I do tell, Of the sad fate of one which I knew so passing well ; He enlisted at McCordsville, to battle in the South, And protect his country s union ; his name was Ezra House. He was a young school-teacher, and educated high In regards to Ray s arithmetic, and also Algebra: He give good satisfaction, but at his country s call He dropped his position, his Algebra and all. 82 EZRA HOUSE "It s oh, I m going to leave you, kind scholars," he said For he wrote a composition the last day and read ; And it brought many tears in the eyes of the school, To say nothing of his sweetheart he was going to leave so soon. " I have many recollections to take with me away, Of the merry transpirations in the school-room so gay; And of all that s past and gone I will never regret I went to serve my country at the first of the outset ! " He was a good penman, and the lines that he wrote On that sad occasion was too fine for me to quote, For I was there and heard it, and I ever will recall It brought the happy tears to the eyes of us all. And when he left, his sweetheart she fainted away, And said she could never forget the sad day When her lover so noble, and gallant and gay, Said "Fare you well, my true love!" and went march*! ing away. 83 EZRA HOUSE But he hadn t been gone for more than two months, When the sad news come " he was in a skirmish once, And a cruel Rebel ball had wounded him full sore In the region of the chin, through the canteen he wore." But his health recruited up, and his wounds they got well, But whilst he was in battle at Bull Run or Malvern Hill, The news come again, so sorrowful to hear "A sliver from a bombshell cut off his right ear." But he stuck to the boys, and it s often he would write, That "he wasn t afraid for his country to fight." But oh, had he returned on a furlough, I believe He would not, to-day, have such cause to grieve. For in another battle the name I never heard He was guarding the wagons when an accident occurred, A comrade who was under the influence of drink, S u ot him with a musket through the right cheek. I think. But hi? dear life was spared ; but it hadn t been for long, Till a cruel Rebel colonel come riding along, And struck him with his sword, as many do suppose, For his cap-rim was cut off, and also his nose. 84 EZRA HOUSE But Providence, who watches o er the noble and the brave, Snatched him once more from the jaws of the grave ; And just a little while before the close of the war, He sent his picture home to his girl away so far. And she fell into decline, and she wrote in reply, "She had seen his face again and was ready to die" 1 , And she wanted him to promise, when she was in het tomb, He would only visit that by the light of the moon. But he nev x returned at the close of the war, And the boys that got back saM he hadn t the heart , But he got a position in a powder-mill, and said He hoped to meet the doom that his country denied. A PEN-PICTUR OF A CERTIN FRIVVOLUS OLD MAN MOST ontimely old man yit ! Pear-like sometimes he jest tries His fool-self, and takes the bitt In his teeth and jest de-fies All perpryties! Lay and swet Doin nothiri* only jest Sorto* speckillatun on Whare old summertimes is gone, And bout things that he loved best When a youngster! Heerd him say Springtimes made him thataway Speshully on Sundays when Sun shines out and in again, And the lonesome old hens they Git off under the old kern- Bushes, and in deep concern Talk-like to theyrselvs, and scratch Kindo* absunt-minded, jest Like theyr thoughts was fur away In some neghbor s gyarden-patch Folks has tended keerfullest! 86 A PEN-PICTUR* OF A CERTIN FRIWOLUS OLD MAN Heerd the old man dwell on these Idys time and time again! Heerd him claim that orchurd-trees Bloomin , put the mischief in His old hart sometimes that bad And owdacious that he -had To break loose someway," says he, "Ornry as I ust to be!" Heerd him say one time when I Was a sorto standin* by, And the air so still and clear, Heerd the bell fer church clean here ! Said: "Ef I could climb and set On the old three-cornerd rail Old home-place, nigh Maryette , Swop my soul off, hide and tale ! " And-sir ! blame ef tear and laugh Didn t ketch him half and half! 4 Oh ! he says, to wake and be Bare-foot, in the airly dawn In the pastur ! thare," says he, * Standin whare the cow s slep* on 87, A PBN-PICTUR* OF A CERTIN FRIVVOLUS OLD MAN The cold, dewy grass that s got Print of her jest steamy hot Fer to warm a feller s heels In a while! How good it feels! Sund y ! Country ! Morning ! Hear Nothin but the silunce see Nothin but green woods and clear Skies and unwrit poetry By the acre! ... Oh!" says he, "What s this voice of mine? to seek To speak out, and yit can t speak I " Think! the lazyest of days" Takin his contrairyest leap, He went on, "git up, er sleep Er whilse feedin , watch the haze Dancin crost the wheat, and keep My pipe goin laisurely Puff and whiff as pleases me,* Er I ll leave a trail of smoke Through the house! no one 11 say that nasty thing awayT 88 A PEN-PICTUR* OF A CERTIN FRIVVOLUS OLD MAN Tear-like nothin sacerd s broke, Goin bare-foot ef I chuse ! I have fiddled ; and dug bait And went fshin ; pitched boss-shoes Whare they couldn t see us from The main road. And I ve beat some. I ve set round and had my joke With the thrashers at the barn And I ve swopped em yarn fer yarn ! Er I ve he pped the childern poke Fer hens -nests agged on a match Twixt the boys, to watch em scratch And paw round and rip and tare, And bust buttons and pull hair To theyr rompin harts content And me jest a-settin thare Hatchin out more devilment! u What you s pose now ort to be Done with sich a man?" says he "Sich a fool-old-man as me!" WET-WEATHER TALK IT hain t no use to grumble and complane ; It s jest as cheap and easy to rejoice. When God sorts out the weather and sends rain, W y, rain s my choice. Men ginerly, to all intents Although they re apt to grumble some Puts most theyr trust in Providence, And takes things as they come That is, the commonality Of men that s lived as long as me Has watched the world enugh to learn They re not the boss of this concern. With some, of course, it s different I ve saw young men that knowed it all, And didn t like the way things went On this terrestchul ball ; 90 WET-WEATHER TALK But all the same, the rain, some way, Rained jest as hard on picnic day; Er, when they railly wanted it, It mayby wouldn t rain a bit! In this existunce, dry and wet Will overtake the best of men- Some little skift o clouds ll shet The sun off now and then. And mayby, whilse you re wundern who You ve fool-like lent your umbreH to, And want it out 11 pop the sun, And you ll be glad you hain t got none I It aggervates the farmers, too They s too much wet, er too much sun, Er work, er waitin round to do Before the plowin s done : And mayby, like as not, the wheat, Jest as it s lookin hard to beat, Will ketch the storm and jest about The time the corn s a-jintin out WET-WEATHER TALK These-here cy-clones a-foolin round And backward crops! and wind and rain I And yit the corn that s wallerd down May elbow up again! They hain t no sense, as I can see, Fer mortuls, sich as us, to be A-faultin Natchur s wise intents, And lockin horns with Providence ! It hain t no use to grumble and complane ; It s jest as cheap and easy to rejoice. When God sorts out the weather and sends ram, W y, rain s my choice. THOUGHTS ON A PORE JOKE I LIKE fun and I like jokes Bout as well as most o folks ! Like my joke, and like my fun; But a joke, I ll state right here, S got some p int er I don t keer Fer no joke that hain t got none. I hain t got no use, I ll say, Fer a pore joke, anyway ! F rinstunce, now, when some folks gits To rely in on theyr wits, Ten to one they git too smart And spile it all, right at the start! Feller wants to jest go slow And do his thinkin* first, you know. F I can t think up somepin good, I set still and chaw my cood ! F you think nothin jest keep on, But don t say it er you re gone! 93 A MORTUL PRAYER OH! Thou that vaileth from all eyes The glory of Thy face, And setteth throned behind the skies In Thy abiding-place : Though I but dimly recko nize Thy purposes of grace ; And though with weak and wavering Deserts, and vexd with fears, I lift the hands I can not wring All dry of sorrow s tears, Make puore my prayers that daily wing Theyr way unto Thy ears ! Oh ! with the hand that tames the flood And smooths the storm to rest, Make ba mmy dews of all the blood That stormeth in my brest, And so refresh my hart to bud And bloom the loveliest. 94 A MORTUL PRAYER Lull all the clammer of my soul To silunce ; bring release Unto the brane still in controle Of doubts ; bid sin to cease, And let the waves of pashun roll And kiss the shores of peace. Make me to love my feller-man Yea, though his bitterness Doth bite as only adders can- Let me the fault confess, And go to him and clasp his hand And love him none the less. So keep me, Lord, ferever free From vane concete er whim ; And he whose pius eyes can see My faults, however dim, Oh ! let him pray the least fer me, And me the most fer him. 95 THE FIRST BLUEBIRD JEST rain and snow ! and rain again ! And dribble 1 drip ! and blow ! Then snow ! and thaw ! and slush ! and then- Some more rain and snow ! This morning I was most afeard To ivake up when, I jing! I seen the sun shine out and heerd The first bluebird of Spring ! Mother she d raised the winder some; And in acrost the orchurd come, Soft as a angel s wing, A breezy, treesy. beesy hum, Too sweet f er anything ! The winter s shroud was rent a-part The sun bust forth in glee, And when that that bluebird sung, my hart Hopped out o* bed with me ! EVAGENE BAKER WHO WAS DYIN OF DRED CONSUMTION AS THESE LINES WAS PENNED BY A TRUE FRIEND PORE afflicted Evagene ! Whilse the woods is fresh and green, And the birds on ev ry hand Sings in rapture sweet and grand, Thou, of all the joy us train, Art bedridden, and in pain Sich as only them can cherish Who, like flowrs, is first to perish! When the neghbors brought the word She was down, the folks inferred It was jest a cold she d caught, Dressin thinner than she d ort Fer the frolicks and the fun Of the dancin that she d done Fore the Spring was flush er ary Blossom on the peach er cherry. 7 97 EVAGENE BAKER But, last Sund y, her request Fer the Church s prayers was jest Rail hart-renderin to hear! Many was the silunt tear And the tremblin sigh, to show She was dear to us below On this earth and dearer, even, When we thought of her a-leavin* I Sisters prayed, and coted from Genesis to Kingdom-come Provin of her title clear To the mansions. " Even her," They claimed, " might be saved, someway, Though she d danced, and played crowkt y, And wrought on her folks to git her Fancy shoes that never fit her! " Us to pray fer Evagene! With her hart as puore and clean As a rose is after rain When the sun comes out again! EVAGENE BAKER What s the use to pray for her? She don t need no prayin* fer! Needed, all her life, more playtn* Than she ever needed prayin ! I jest thought of all she d been Sence her mother died, and when She turned in and done her part- All her cares on that child-hart ! Thought of years she d slaved and had Saved the farm danced and was glad . Mayby Him who marks the sporry Will smooth down her wings tomorry! 99 ON ANY ORDEN ARY MAN IN A HIGH STATE OF LAUGHTURE AND DELIGHT As it s give me to percieve, I most certin y believe When a man s jest glad plum through, God s pleased with him, same as you. TOWN AND COUNTRY THEY S a predjudice allus twixt country and town Which I wisht in my hart wasent so. You take city people, jest square up and down, And they re mighty good people to know : And whare s better people a-livin , to-day, Than us in the country? Yit good As both of us is, we re divorsed, you might say, And won t compermise when we could! Now as nigh into town fer yer Pap, ef you please, Is the what s called the sooburbs. Fer thare You ll at least ketch a whiff of the breeze and a sniff Of the breth of wild-flowrs ev rywhare. They s room fer the childern to play, and grow, too And to roll in the grass, er to climb Up a tree and rob nests, like they orient to do, But they ll do anyhow ev ry time! My Son-in-law said, when he lived in the town, He jest natchurly pined, night and day, Fer a sight of the woods, er a acre of ground Whare the trees wasent all cleared away! 101 TOWN AND COUNTRY And he says to me onc t, whilse a-visitin us On the farm, u It s not strange, I declare, That we can t coax you folks, without raisin a fuss, To come to town, visitin* thare! " And says I, " Then git back whare you sorto belong-* And Madaline, too, and yer three Little childern," says I, u that don t know a birdsong, Ner a hawk from a chicky-dee-dee ! Git back," I-says-I, " to the blue of the sky And the green of the fields, and the shine Of the sun, with a laugh in yer voice and yer eye As harty as Mother s and mine! " Well long-and-short of it, he s compermised some* He s moved in the sooburbs. And now They don t haf to coax, when they want us to come, Cause we turn in and go anyhow! Fer thare well, they s room fer the songs and purfume Of the grove and the old orchurd-ground, And they s room fer the childern out thare, and they s room Fer theyr Gran pap to waller em round J soa LINES FER ISAAC BRADWELL, OF INDAN- OPLIS, IND., COUNTY-SEAT OF MARION [Writ on the flyleaf of a volume of the author s poems that come in one of gittin burnt up in the great Bowen- Merrill s fire t>f March 17, 1890.] THROUGH fire and flood this book has passed. Fer what ? I hardly dare to ast Less n it s still to pamper me With extry food fer vanity ; Fer, sence it s fell in hands as true As yourn is and a Hoosier too, I m prouder of the book, I jing! Than fore they tried to burn the thing! 103 DECORATION DAY ON THE PLACE IT S lonesome sorto lonesome, it s a Sund y-day, to me, It pears-like more n any day I nearly ever see ! Yit, with the Stars and Stripes above, a-flutterin in the air, On ev ry Soldier s grave I d love to lay a lilly thare. They say, though, Decoration Days is giner ly observed Most ev rywhares espeshally by soldier-boys that s served. But me and Mother s never went we seldom git away, In p int o fact, we re allus home on Decoration Day. They say the old boys marches through the streets in colum s grand, A-follerin the old war-tunes they re playin on the band And citizuns all jinin in and little childern, too All marchin , under shelter of the old Red White and Blue. 104 DECORATION DAY ON THE PLACE With roses! roses! roses! ev rybody in the town! And crowds o little girls in white, jest fairly loaded down! Oh ! don t THE BOYS know it, from theyr camp acrost the hill? Don t they see theyr com ards comin and the old flag wavin* still? Oh! can t they hear the bugul and the rattle of the drum? Ain t they no way under heavens they can rickollect us some ? Ain t they no way we can coax em, through the roses, jest to say They know that ev ry day on earth s theyr Decoration Day? We ve tried that me and Mother, whare Elias takes his rest, In the orchurd in his uniform, and hands acrost his brest, DECORATION DAY ON THE PLACE And the flag he died fer, smilin and a-ripplm* in the breeze Above his grave and over that, the robin in the trees! Andy// it s lonesome- lonesome ! It s a Sund y-day, to me, It pears-like more n any day I nearly ever see ! Still, with the Stars and Stripes above, a-flutterin in the air, On ev ry Soldier s grave I d love to lay a lilly thare. 106 THE TREE-TOAD S CUR OUS-LIKE," said the tree-toad, "I ve twittered fer rain all day; And I got up soon, And hollered tel noon But the sun, hit blazed away, Tell I jest dumb down in a crawfish-hole. Weary at hart, and sick at soul 1 " Dozed away fer an hour, And I tackled the thing agin : And I sung, and sung, Tel I knowed my lung Was jest about give in ; And then, thinks I, ef hit don t rain now, They s nothin in singin , anyhow! 107 THE TREE-TOAD ** Onc t in a while some farmer Would come a-drivin past; And he d hear my cry, And stop and sigh Tel I jest laid back, at last, And I hollered rain tel I thought my th oat Would bust wide open at ever note ! **But I fetched her! O I fetched her! Cause a little while ago, As I kindo* set, With one eye shet, And a-singin soft and low, A voice drapped down on my fevered brain, A-sayin , -Ef you ll jest hush I ll rain ! 108 THE ROSSVILLE LECTOR COURSE [Set down from the real facts of the case that come under notice of the author whilse visitun far distunt relatives who wuz then residin at Rossville, Mich.] FOLKS up here at Rossville got up a Lectur Course : All the leadin citizens they wuz out in force ; Met and talked at Williamses , and greed to meet ag in ; And helt another corkus when the next reports wuz in : Met ag in at Samuelses ; and met ag in at Moore s, And Johnts putt the shutters up and jest barr d the door! And yit, I ll jest be dagg-don d ! eft didn t take a week Fore we d settled whare to write to git a man to speak! Found out whare the "Bureau" wuz; and then and thare agreed To strike whilse the iron s hot and foller up the lead. . Simp wuz Secatary; so he tuk his pen in hand, And ast em what they d tax us fer the one on "Holy Land" 109 "One of Colonel J. De-Koombs s Abelust and Best Lectur s," the circ lar stated, "Give East er West!" Wanted fifty dollars and his kyar-fare to and from, And Simp wuz hence instructed fer to write him not t* come. Then we talked and jawed around another week er so v And writ the ^ Bureau" bout the town a-bein sorto* slow Old-fogey-like, and pore as dirt, and lackin interprise And ignornter n any other, cordin to its size : Tel finully the "Bureau" said they d send a cheaper man Fer forty dollars, who would give "A Talk About Japan" "A reg lar Japanee hise f," the pamphlet claimed; and so, Nobody knowed his languige, and of course we let him go! Kindo then let up a spell but rallied onc t ag in, And writ to price a feller on what s called the "violin"* THE ROSSVILLE LECTUR* COURSE A Swede, er Pole, er somepin but no matter what he wuz, Doc Cooper said he d heerd him, and he wuzn t wuth a kuss! And then we ast fer Swingse s terms ; and Cook, and Ingersoll And blame ! ef forty dollars looked like anything at all ! And then Burdette, we tried fer him; and Bob he writ to say He wuz busy writin ortographts and couldn t git away. At last along in Aprile we signed to take this-here Bill Nye of Calif orny, at wuz posted to appear 4 4 The Comicalest Funny Man at Ever Jammed a Hall ! So we made big preperations, and swep out the church and all ! And night he wuz to lectur , and the neghbors all wuz thare, And strangers packed along the aisles at come from ev rywhare, Committee got a telegrapht the preacher read, at run "Got off at Rossville, Indiany, stid of Michigun." Ill WHEN THE GREEN GITS BACK IN THE TREES IN Spring, when the green gits back in the trees, And the sun comes out and stays, And yer boots pulls on with a good tight squeeze, And you think of yer bare-foot days ; When you ort to work and you want to not, And you and yer wife agrees It s time to spade up the garden-lot, When the green gits back in the trees- Well! work is the least o my idees When the green, you know, gits back in the trees ! When the green gits back in the trees, and bees Is a-buzzin aroun ag in In that kind of a lazy go-as-you-please Old gait they bum roun in ; 112 WHEN THE GREEN GITS BACK IN THE TREES When the groun s all bald whare the hay-rick stood, And the crick s riz, and the breeze Coaxes the bloom in the old dogwood, And the green gits back in the trees, I like, as I say, in sich scenes as these, The time when the green gits back in the trees ! When the whole tail-fethers o Wintertime Is all pulled out and gone ! And the sap it thaws and begins to climb, And the swet it starts out on A feller s forred, a-gittin down At the old spring on his knees I kindo like jest a-loaferin roun* When the green gits back in the trees Jest a-potterin roun as I durn please When the green, you know, gits back in the trees! 8 113 HOW IT HAPPENED I GOT to thinkin* of her both her parunts dead and gone And all her sisters married off, and none but her and John A-livin all alone thare in that lonesome sorto* way, And him a blame old bachelor, confirmder ev ry day ! I d knowed em all, from childern, and theyr daddy from the time He settled in the neghborhood, and hadn t ary a dime Er dollar, when he married, fer to start housekeepin on! So I got to thinkirf of her both her parunts dead and gone f . I got to thinkin* of her ; and a-wundern what she done That all her sisters kep a-gittin married, one by one, HOW IT HAPPENED And her without no chances and the best girl of the pack A old maid, with her hands, you might say, tied behind her back ! And Mother, too, afore she died, she ust to jest take on, When none of em wuz left, you know, but Evaline and John, And jest declare to goodness at the young men must be bline To not see what a wife they d git ef they got Evaline ! I got to thinkin* of her : In my great affliction she Wuz sich a comfert to us, and so kind and neghborly, She d come, and leave her housework, fer to he p out little Jane, And talk of her own mother at she d never see again They d sometimes cry together though, fer the most part, she Would have the child so rickonciled and happy-like at we HOW IT HAPPENED Felt lonesomer n ever when she d putt her bonnet on And say she d railly haf to be a-gittin back to John ! I got to thinkin 1 of her, as I say, and more and more I d think of her dependence, and the burdens at she bore, Her parunts both a-bein dead, and all her sisters gone And married off, and her a-livin thare alone with John You might say jest a-toilin and a-slavin out her life Fer a man at hadn t pride enugh to git hisse f a wife Less some one married Evaline and packed her off some day! So I got to thinkin* of her and It happened that aw ay. 116 A DOS T O BLUES I GOT no patience with blues at all! And I ust to kindo talk Aginst em, and claim, tel along last Fall, They wuz none in the f ambly stock ; But a nephew of mine, from Eelinoy, That visitud us last year, He kindo convinct me differunt Whilse he wuz a-stayin here. From ev ry- which- way that blues is from, They d pester him ev ry-ways ; They d come to him in the night, and come On Sundys, and rainy days; They d tackle him in corn-plantin time, And in harvest, and airly Fall, But a dos t o blues in the Wintertime, He lowed, wuz the worst of all! Said "All diseases that ever he had The mumps, er the rhumatiz Er ev ry-other-day-aigger bad As ever the blame thing is ! 117 A DOS T O* BLUES Er a cyarbuncle, say, on the back of his neck, Er a felon on his thumb, But you keep the blues away from him, And all o the rest could come! " And he d moan, " They s nary a leaf below! Ner a spear o grass in sight ! And the whole woodpile s clean under snow! And the days is dark as night ! You can t go out ner you can t stay in Lay down stand up ner set! " And a tetch o regular tyfoid-blues Would double him jest clean shet! I writ his parunts a postal-kyard He could stay tel Springtime come ; And Aprile -first, as I rickollect Wuz the day we shipped him home ! Most o his relatives, sence then, Has eether give up, er quit, Er jest died off ; but I understand He s the same old color yit 1 118 THE OLD HOME BY THE MILL THIS is " The old Home by the Mill" fer we still call it so, Although the old mill, roof and sill, is all gone long ago. The old home, though, and the old folks the old spring, and a few Old cattails, weeds and hartychokes, is left to welcome you! Here, Marg et! fetch the man a ti n to drink out of! Our spring Keeps kindo -sorto cavin in, but don t "taste" any thing ! She s kindo agem , Marg et is " the old process " like me, All ham-stringed up with rhumatiz, and on in seventy- three. Jest me and Marg et lives alone here like in long ago ; The childern all putt off and gone, and married, don t you know? One s millin way out West somewhare ; two other miller-boys In Minnyopolis they air; and one s in Illinoise. 119 THE OLD HOME BY THE MILL The oldest gyrl the first that went married and died right here ; The next lives in Winn s Settlement fer purt -nigh thirty year ! And youngest one was allus fer the old home here but no ! Her man turns in and he packs her way off to Idyho ! I don t miss them like Marg et does cause I got her, you see ; And when she pines for them that s cause she s only jest got me / I laugh, and joke her bout it all. But talkin* sense, I ll say, When she was tuk so bad last Fall, I laughed then t other way! I hain t so favor ble impressed bout dyin* ; but ef I Found I was only second-best when us two come to die, I d dopt the "new process" in full, ef Marg et died, you see, I d jest crawl in my grave and pull the greei? over me! 120 THE WAY IT WUZ LAS July and, I persume, Bout as hot As the old Gran -Jury room Whare they sot! Fight twixt Mike and Dock McGrefiE. . , Pears to me jest like as ef I d a-dremp the whole blame thing Allus ha nts me roun the gizzard When they s nightmares on the wing And a feller s blood s jes friz! Seed the row from A to Izzard Cause I wuz a-standin as clos t to em As me and you is ! Tell you the way it wuz And I don t want to see, Like some fellers does, When they s goern to be Any kind o* fuss - On y makes a rumpus wuss 121 THE WAY IT WUZ Fer to interfere When theyr dander s riz Might as lif to cheer I But I wuz a-standin as clos t to em As me and you is 1 I wuz kindo* stray in* Past the blame saloon Heerd some fiddler playin* That old "Hee-cup tune!" I d stopped-\\\ae, you know, Fer a minit er so, And wuz jest about Settin down, when Jeemses-whizzl Whole durn winder-sash fell out ! And thare laid Dock McGreff, and Mike A-straddlin him, all bloody-like, And both a-gittin down to biz! And I wuz a-standin as clos t to em As me and you is ! i as THE WAY IT I wuz the on y man aroun (Durn old-fogey town ! Peared more like, to me, Sunday than Saturday!) Dog come crost the road And tuk a smell And putt right back: Mishler driv by ith a load O* cantalo pes he couldn t sell * Too mad, i jack! To even ast What wuz up, as he went past ! Weather most outrageous hot! Fairly hear it sizz Roun* Dock and Mike tel Dock he thot, And Mike he slacked that grip o* his And fell, all spraddled out. Dock riz Bout half up, a spittin red, And shuck his head. . . . And I wuz a-standin as clos t to em As me and you is 1 123 THE WAY IT WUZ And Dock he says, A-whisperin -like, "It hain t no use A- try in ! Mike He s jest ripped my daylights loose!- Git that blame-don fiddler to Let up, and come out here You Got some burryin to do, Mike makes one, and, I expects, Bout ten seconds, I ll make two!" And he drapped back, whare he d riz, Crost Mike s body, black and blue, Like a great big letter X! And I wuz a-standin as clos t to em As me and you isl PAP S OLD SAYIN* PAP had one old-fashioned sayin* That I ll never quite fergit And they s seven growed-up childern Of us rickollects it yit! Settin round the dinner-table, Talkin bout our friends, perhaps, Er abusin of our neghbors, I kin hear them words o Pap s- "Shet up, and eat yer vittels!" Pap he d never argy with us, Ner cut any subject short Whilse we all kep clear o gossip, And wuz actin as we ort: But ef we d git out o order- Like sometimes a fambly is, Faultin folks, er one another, Then we d hear that voice o his "Shet up, and eat yer vittels 1" 125 PAP S OLD SAYIN* Wuz no hand hisse f at talkin Never hadn t much to say, Only, as I said, pervidin When we d rile him thataway: Then he d allus lose his temper Spite o fate, and jerk his head And slam down his caseknife vicious 9 Whilse he glared around and said* " Shet up, and eat yer vittels ! " Mind last time at Pap was ailin* With a misery in his side, And had hobbled in the kitchen Jest the day before he died, Laury Jane she ups and tells him, "Pap, you re pale as pale kin be Hain t ye feard them-air cowcumbers Hain t good fer ye?" And says he, "Shet up, and eat yer vittels!" ta6 PAP S OLD SAYIN* Well ! I ve saw a-many a sorrow, - Forty year , through thick and thin; I ve got best, and I ve got wors ted, Time and time and time ag in I But I ve met a-many a trouble That I hain t run onto twice, Haltm -like and thinkin over Them-air words o Pap s advice: " Shet up, and eat yer vittels \ * ROMANCIN F B EN a-kindo "musin ," as the feller says, and I m About o the conclusion that they hain t no better time, When you come to cipher on it, than the times we ust to know When we swore our first "dog-gone-it" sorto solum- like and low! You git my idy, do you ? Little tads, you understand Jest a-wishin thue and thue you that you on y wuz a man. Yit here I am, this minit, even sixty, to a day, And fergettin all that s in it, wishin jest the other way! I hain t no hand to lectur on the times, er demonstrate Whare the trouble is, er hector and domineer with Fate, But when I git so flurried, and so pestered-like and blue, And so rail owdacious worried, let me tell you what I do! tat I jest gee-haw the bosses, and onhook the swingle-tree, Whare the hazel-bushes tosses down theyr shadders over me ; And I draw my plug o navy, and I climb the fence, and set Jest a-thinkin* here, i gravy! tel my eyes is wringin - wet! Tho I still kin see the trouble o* the presunt, I kin see Kindo like my sight wuz double all the things that ust to be ; And the flutter o the robin and the teeter o the wren Sets the wilier-branches bobbin " howdy-do " thum Now to Then I The deadnin and the thicket s jest a-bilin full of June, Thum the rattle o the cricket, to the yallar-hammer s tune; And the catbird in the bottom, and the sapsuck on the snag, Seems ef they can t od-rot em ! jest do nothin else but brag ! 129 ROMANCIX* They s music in the twitter of the bluebird and the jay, And that sassy little critter jest z-peckin* all the day ; They s music in the "flicker," and they s music in the thrush. And they s music in the snicker o the chipmunk in the brush I They s music all around me ! And I go back, in a dream Sweeter yit than ever found me fast asleep, and in the stream That ust to split the medder whare the dandylions growed, I stand knee-deep, and redder than the sunset down the road. Then s when I b en a-fishin* ! And they s other fellers, too, With theyr hick ry-poles a-swishin out behind em; and a few ROMANCIN Little " shiners" on our stringers, with theyr tails tip- toein* bloom, As we dance em in our fingers all the happy jurney home. I kin see us, true to Natur , thum the time we started out, With a biscuit and a tater in our little "roundabout " ! I kin see our lines a-tanglin , and our elbows in a jam, And our naked legs a-danglin thum the apern o the dam. I kin see the honeysuckle climbin* up around the mill, And kin hear the worter chuckle, and the wheel a-growl- in* still; And thum the bank below it I kin steal the old canoe, And jest git in and row it like the miller ust to do. W y, I git my fancy focussed on the past so mortul plane I kin even smell the locus -blossoms bloomin in the lane ; ROMANCIN And I hear the cow-bells clinkin* sweeter tunes *n * Money-musk " Fer the lightnin bugs a-blinkin and a-dancin* in the dusk. And when I ve kep* on "musinV* as the feller says, tel I m Firm-fixed in the conclusion that they hain t no better time, When you come to cipher on it, than the old times, I de-clare I kin wake and say ** dog-gone-it! " jest as soft as any prayer ! AN OLD SETTLER S STORY AN OLD SETTLER S STORY WILLIAM WILLIAMS his name was er so he said ; . Bill Williams they called him, and them at knowed him best called him Bill Bills. The first I seed o Bills was about two weeks after he got here. The Settlement wasn t nothin but a baby in them days, fer I mind at old Ezry Sturgiss had jist got his saw and griss-mill a-goin , and Bills had come along and claimed to know all about millin , and got a job with him; and millers in them times was wanted worse n congerssmen, and I reckon got better wages; fer afore Ezry built, there wasn t a dust o meal er flout to be had short o the White Water, better n sixty mil d from here, the way we had to fetch it. And they used to come to Ezry s fer their grindin as fur as that ; and one feller I knowed to come from what used to be the old South Fork, over eighty mil d from here, and in the wettest, rainyest weather ; and mud ! Law I Well, this-here Bills was a-workin fer Ezry at the 135 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY time part the time a-grindin% and part the time a-lookin after the sawin , and gittin out timber and the like. Bills was a queer-lookin feller, shore! About as tall a build man as Tom Carter but of course you don t know nothin o Tom Carter. A great big hulk of a feller, Tom was ; and as fur back as Fifty-eight used to make his brags that he could cut and putt up his seven cord a day. Well, what give Bills this queer look, as I was a-goin on to say, was a great big ugly scar a-runnin from the corner o one eye clean down his face and neck, and I don t know how fur down his breast awful lookin ; and he never shaved, and there wasn t a hair a-growin in that scar, and it looked like a some kind o pizen snake er somepin a-crawlin in the grass and weeds. I never seed sich a out-and-out ornry-lookin chap, and I ll never fe^git the first time I set eyes on him. Steve and me Steve was my youngest brother; Steve s be n in Californy now fer, le me see, well, anyways, I rickon, over thirty year. Steve was a-driv- in the team at the time I allus let Steve drive ; peared like Steve was made a-purpose fer bosses. The beat- 136 in est hand with hosses at ever you did see and-I-know ! W y, a hoss, after he got kindo used to Steve a-hand- lin of him, would do anything fer him / And I ve knowed that boy to swap fer hosses at couldn t hardly make a shadder ; and, afore you knowed it, Steve would have em a-cavortin around a-lookin as peert and fat and slick! Well, we d come over to Ezry s fer some grindin that day ; and Steve wanted to price some lumber fer a house, intendin to marry that Fall and would a-mar- ried, I reckon, ef the girl hadn t a-died jist as she d got her weddin clothes done and that set hard on Steve fer a while. Yit he rallied, you know, as a youngster will; but he never married, someway never married. Reckon he never found no other woman he could love well enough less it was well, no odds. The Good Bein s jedge o what s best fer each and all. We lived then about eight mil d from Ezry s, and it tuck about a day to make the trip ; so you kin kindo git an idy o how the roads was in them days. Well, on the way over I noticed Steve was mighty quiet-like; but I didn t think nothin of it, tel at last he AN OLD SETTLER S STORY says, says he, " Ben, I want you to kindo keep an eye out fer Ezry s new hand " meanin Bills. And then I kindo suspicioned somepin o nother was up betwixt em ; and shore enough there was, as I found out afore the day was over. I knowed at Bills was a mean sort of a man, from what I d heerd. His name was all over the neighber- hood afore he d be n here two weeks. In the first place, he come in a suspicious sorto* way: Him and his wife, and a little baby on y a few months old, come through in a kivvered wagon with a fambly a-goin som ers in The Illinoy ; and they stopped at the mill, fer some meal er somepin , and Bills got to talkin* with Ezry bout millin , and one thing o nother, and said he was expeerenced some bout a mill hisse f, and told Ezry ef he d give him work he d stop ; said his wife and baby wasn t strong enough to stand trav lin , and ef Ezry d give him work he was ready to lick into it then and there ; said his woman could pay her board by sewin and the like, tel they got ahead a little; and then, ef he liked the neighberhood, he said he d as lif settle there as anywheres ; he was huntin a home, he 138 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY said, and the outlook kindo struck him, and his woman railly needed rest, and wasn t strong enough to go much furder. And old Ezry kindo tuk pity on the feller; and havin house-room to spare, and railly in need of a good hand at the mill, he said all right ; and so the fel ler stopped and the wagon druv ahead and left em ; and they didn t have no things ner nothin not even a cyarpet-satchel, ner a stitch o clothes, on y what they had on their backs. And I think it was the third er fourth day after Bills stopped at he whirped Tomps Burk, the bully o* here them days, tel you wouldn t a-knowed him ! Well, I d heerd o this, and the facts is I d made up my mind at Bills was a bad stick, and the place wasn t none the better fer his bein here. But, as I was a-goin on to say, as Steve and me driv up to the mill, I ketched sight o Bills the first thing, a-lookin out o where some boards was knocked off, jist over the worter* wheel ; and he knowed Steve I could see that by his face; and he hollered somepin , too, but what it was I couldn t jlst make out, fer the noise o the wheel; but he looked to me as ef he d hollered somepin mean J 39 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY a-purpose so s Steve wouldn t hear it, and he d have the consolation o knowin at he d called Steve some ornry name thout givin him a chance to take it up. Steve was allus quiet-like, but ef you raised his dander onc t and you could do that thout much trouble, callin him names er somepin , particular anything bout his mother. Steve loved his mother allus loved his mother, and would fight fer her at the drap o the hat. And he was her two-rite allus a-talkin o " her boy, Steven," as she used to call him, and so proud of him, and so keer- ful of him allus, when he d be sick or anything; nuss him like a baby, she would. So when Bills hollered, Steve didn t pay no attention ; and / said nothin , o course, and didn t let on like I noticed him. So we druv round to the south side and hitched; and Steve lowed he d better feed; so I left him with the bosses and went into the mill. They was jist a-stoppin fer dinner. Most of em brought ther dinners lived so fur away, you know. The two Smith boys lived on what used to be the old War- rick farm, five er six mild, anyhow, from where the mi 11 stood. Great stout fellers, they was; and little Jake, 140 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY the father of em, wasn t no man at all not much big- ger n you, I rickon. Le me see, now: There was Tomps Burk, Wade Elwood, and Joe and Ben Carter; and Wesley Morris, John Coke wiry little cuss, he was, afore he got his leg sawed off ; and Ezry, and Well, I don t jist mind all the boys s a long time ago, and I never was much of a hand fer names. Now, some folks ll hear a name and never fergit it, but I can t boast of a good rickollection, specially o names; and fer the last thirty year my memory s be n a-failm me, ever sence a spell o fever at I brought on onc t fever and rheumatiz together : You see, I went a-sainin with a passel o the boys, fool-like, and let my clothes freeze on me a-comin home. W y, my breeches was like stove-pipes when I pulled em off. LI, ef I didn t pay fer that spree ! Rheumatiz got a holt o me and helt me there flat o my back fer eight weeks, and couldn t move hand er foot thout a-hollerin like a 7 Injun. And I d a-be n there yit, I rickon, ef it hadn t a-be n fer a old hoss-doctor, name o Jones ; and he gits a lot o sod and steeps it in hot whiskey and pops it on me,- And I ll be-switched-to-death ef it didn t cuore me up, AN OLD SETTLER S STORY fer all I laughed and told him I d better take the whis key in ardly and let him keep the grass fer his doctor bill. But that s nuther here ner there! As I was a-sayin bout the mill: As I went in, the boys had stopped work and was a-gittin down their dinners, and Bills amongst em, and old Ezry a-chattin away great hand, he was, fer his joke, and allus a-cuttin up and a-gittin off his odd-come-shorts on the boys. And that day he was in particular good humor. He d brought some liquor down fer the boys, and he d be n drinkin a little hisse f, enough to feel it. He didn t drink much that is to say, he didn t git drunk adzactly ; but he tuk his dram, you understand. You see, they made their own whiskey in them days, and it wasn t nothin like the bilin stuff you git now. Old Ezry had a little still, and allus made his own whiskey, enough fer fam- bly use, and jist as puore as worter, and as harmless. But now-a-days the liquor you git s rank pizen. They say they putt tobacker in it, and strychnine, and the Lord knows what; ner I never knowed why, less it was to give it a richer-lookin flavor, like. Well, Ezry he d brought up a jug, and the boys had be n a-takin it 142 purty free ; I seed that as quick as I went in. And old Ezry called out to me to come and take some, the first thing. Told him I didn t b lieve I keered about it ; but nothin would do but I must take a drink with the boys ; and I was tired anyhow and I thought a little wouldn t hurt; so I takes a swig; and as I set the jug down Bills spoke up and says, u You re a stranger to me, and I m a stranger to you, but I rickon we can drink to our better acquaintance," er somepin to that amount, and poured out another snifter in a gourd he d be n a-drinkin coffee in, and handed it to me. Well, I couldn t well refuse, of course ; so I says " Here s to us," and drunk her down mighty nigh a half pint, I rickon. Now, I railly didn t \vant it, but, as I tell you, I was obleeged to take it, and I downed her at a swaller and never batted an eye, fer, to tell the fact about it, I liked the taste o liquor ; and I do yit, on y I know when I got enough. Jist then I didn t want to drink on account o Steve. Steve couldn t abide liquor in no shape ner form fer medicine ner nothin , and I ve allus thought it was his mother s doin s. Now, a few months afore this I d be n to Vincennes, 143 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY and I was jist a-tellin Ezry what they was a-astin fef their \iquor there fer I d fetched a couple o gallon home with me at I d paid six bits fer, and pore liquor at that: And I was a-tellin about it, and old Ezry was a-sayin f what an oudacious figger that was, and how he could make money a-sellin it fer half that price, and was a-goin on a-braggin about his liquor and it was a good article fer new whiskey, and jist then Steve comes in, jist as Bills was a-sayin at a man at wouldn t drink that whiskey wasn t no man at all! So, of course, when they ast Steve to take some and he told em no, at he was much obleeged, Bills was kindo tuk down, you understand, and had to say somepin ; and says he, " I reckon you ain t no better n the rest of us, and we ve be n a-drinkin of it." But Steve didn t let on like he noticed Bills at all, and retch and shuk hands with the other boys and ast how they was all a-comin on. I seed Bills was riled, and more n likely wanted trou ble ; and shore enough, he went on to say, kindo snarl- in -like, at " he d knowed o men in his day at had be n licked fer refusin to drink when their betters ast em"; and said furder at " a lickin* wasn t none too 144 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY good fer anybody at would refuse liquor like that o" Ezry s, and in his own house too " er building ruther. Ezry shuk his head at him, but I seed at Bills was bound fer a quarrel, and I winks at Steve, as much as to say, Don t you let him bully you; you ll find your brother here to see you have fair play!" /was a-feel- in my oats some about then, and Steve seed I was, and looked so sorry-like, and like his mother, at I jist thought, "I kin fight fer you, and die fer you, cause you re wuth it!" And I didn t someway feel like it would amount to much ef I did die er git killed ei somepin on his account. I seed Steve was mighty white around the mouth, and his eyes was a-glitterirr like a snake s; yit Bills didn t seem to take warnin , but went on to say at " he d knowed boys at loved their mothers so well they couldn t drink nothin stronger n milk." -And then you d ort o seed Steve s coat fly off, jist like it wanted to git out of his way and give the boy room accordin to his stren th. I seed Bills grab a piece o scantlin jist in time to ketch his arm as he struck at Steve, for Steve was a-comin fer him dan- gerss. But they d ketched Steve from behind jist then ; 10 H5 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY and Bills turned fer me. I seed him draw back, and I seed Steve a-scufflin to ketch his arm ; but he didn t reach it quite in time to do me no good. It must a-come awful suddent. The first I rickollect was a roarin and a buzzin in my ears, and when I kindo come a little better to, and crawled up and peeked over the saw-log I was a-layin the other side of, I seed a couple clinched and a-rollin over and over and a-makin the chips and saw-dust fly, now I tell you\ Bills and Steve it was head and tail, tooth and toe-nail, and a-bleedin like good fellers! I seed a gash o some kind in Bills s head, and Steve was purty well tuck ered and a-pantin like a lizard; and I made a rush in, and one o the Carter boys grabbed me and told me to jist keep cool at Steve didn t need no he p, and they might need me to keep Bills s friends off ef they made a rush. By this time Steve had whirlt Bills, and was a-jist a-gittin in a fair way to finish him up in good style, when Wesley Morris run in I seed him do it run in, and afore we could ketch him he struck Steve a deadener in the butt o the ear and knocked him as limber as a rag. And then Bills whirlt Steve 146 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY and got him by the th oat, and Ben Carter and me and old Ezry closed in. Carter tackled Morris, and Ezry and me grabs Bills and as old Ezry grabbed him to pull him off, Bills kindo give him a side swipe o some kind and knocked him I don t know how fur ! And jist then Car ter and Morris come a-scufflin back ards right amongst us, and Carter th owed him right acrost Bills and Steve. Well, it ain t fair, and I don t like to tell it, but I seed it was the last chance and I tuk advantage of it : As Wesley and Ben fell it pulled Bills down in a kindo twist, don t you understand, so s he couldn t he p hisse f, yit still a-clinchin Steve by the th oat, and him black in the face. Well, as they fell I grabbed up a little hick ry limb, not bigger n my two thumbs, and I struck Bills a little tap kindo over the back of his head like, and, tflame me ! ef he didn t keel over like a stuck pig and not any too soon, nuther, fer he had Steve s chunk as nigh putt out as you ever seed a man s, to come to agin. But he was up th reckly and ready to a-went at it ef Bills could a-come to the scratch; but Mister Bills he wasn t in no fix to try it over ! After a-waitin a while fer him to come to, and him not a-comin to, we concluded at 147 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY we d better he p him, maybe. And we worked with him, and warshed him, and drenched him with whiskey, but it peared like it wasn t no use. He jist laid there with his eyes about half shet, and a-breathin like a hoss when he s bad sceart; and I ll be dad-limbed ef I don t believe he d 2i-died on our hands ef it hadn t a-happened old Doc Zions come a-ridin past on his way home from the Murdock neighberhood, where they was a-havin sich a time with the milk-sick. And he examined Bills, and had him laid on a plank and carried down to the house bout a mil d, I reckon, from the mill. Looked kindo cur ous to see Steve a-he ppin pack the feller, after his nearly chokin him to death. Oh, it was a bloody fight, I tell you ! W y, they wasn t a man in the mill at didn t have a black eye er somepin ; and old Ezry, where Bills hit him, had his nose broke, and was as bloody as a butcher. And you d ort a-seed the women-folks when our p session come a-bringin Bills in. I never seed anybody take on like Bills s woman. It was distressin ; it was, indeed. Went into hysterics, she did ; and we thought fer a while she d gone plum crazy, fer she cried so pitiful over him, and called him "Charley! Charley!" stid of his right 148 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY name, and went on, clean out of her head, tel she finally jist fainted clean away. Fer three weeks Bills laid betwixt life and death, and that woman set by him night and day, and tended him as patient as a angel and she was a angel, too ; and he d a-never lived to bother nobody agin ef it hadn t a-be n fer Annie, as he called her. Zions said there was a brazure of the some kind o p tuber nce, and ef he d a-be n struck jist a quarter of a inch below jist a quar ter of a inch he d a be n a dead man. And I ve sence wished not at I want the life of a human bein to account fer on y, well, no odds I ve sence wished at I had a-hit him jist a quarter of a inch below! Well, of course, them days they wasn t no law o no account, and nothin was ever done about it. So Steve and me got our grindin , and talked the matter over with Ezry and the boys. Ezry said he was a-goin to do all he could fer Bills, cause he was a good hand, and when he wasn t drinkin they wasn t no peaceabler man in the Settlement. I kindo suspicioned what was up, but I said nothin then. And Ezry said furder, as we was about drivin off, that Bills was a despert feller, and it AN OLD SETTLER S STORY was best to kindo humor him a little. "And you must kindo be on you guard," he says, "and I ll watch him, and ef anything happens at I git wind of I ll let you know," he says ; and so we putt out fer home. Mother tuk on awful about it. You see, she thought she d be n the whole blame of it, cause the Sunday afore that her and Steve had went to meetin , and they got there late, and the house was crowded, and Steve had ast Bills to give up his seat to Mother, and he wouldn t do it, and said somepin at disturbed the prayin , and the preacher prayed at the feller at was a-makin the disturbance might be forgive ; and that riled Bills so he got up and left, and hung around till it broke up, so s he could git a chance at Steve to pick a fight. And he did try it, and dared Steve and double- dared him fer a fight, but Mother begged so hard at she kep him out of it. Steve said at he d a-told me all about it on the way to Ezry s on y he d promised Mother, you know, not to say nothin to me. Ezry was over at our house about six weeks after the ght, appearantly as happy as you please. We ast him AN OLD SETTLER S STORY how him and Bills was a-makin* it, and he said firstrate ; said ft Bills was jist a-doin splendid ; said he d got moved in his new house at he d fixed up fer him, and ever thing was a-goin on as smooth as could be ; and Bills and the boys was on better terms n ever; and says he, "As fur as you and Steve s concerned, Bills don t pear to bear you no ill feelin s, and says as fur as he s concerned the thing s settled." "Well," says I, "Ez- ry, I hope so ; but I can t he p but think they s some- pin at the bottom of all this" ; and says I, "I don t think it s in Bills to ever amount to anything good" ; and says I, "It s my opinion they s a dog in the well, and now you mark it!" Well, he said he wasn t jist easy, but maybe he d come out all right ; said he couldn t turn the feller off he hadn t the heart to do that, with that-air pore, dili- cate woman o his, and the baby. And then he went on to tell what a smart sorto woman Bills s wife was, one of the nicest little women he d ever laid eyes on, said she was ; said she was the kindest thing, and the sweetest-tempered, and all and the handiest woman bout the house, and bout sewin , and cookin , and the AN OLD SETTLER S STORY }ike, and all kinds o housework ; and so good to the childern, and all; and how they all got along so well; and how proud she was of her baby, and allus a-goin* on about it and a-cryin* over it and a-carryin on, and wouldn t leave it out of her sight a minute. And Ezry said at she could write so purty, and made sich purty pictur s fer the childern ; and how they all liked her better n their own mother. And, sence she d moved, he said it seemed so lonesome-like thout her about the house like they d lost one o their ownfambly; said they didn t git to see her much now, on y sometimes, when her man would be at work, she d run over fer a while, and kiss all the childern and women-folks about the place, the greatest hand fer the childern, she was; tell em all sorts o little stories, you know, and sing fer em; said at she could sing so sweet-like, at time and time agin she d break clean down in some song o nother, and her voice would trimble so mournful-like at you d find yourse f a-cryin afore you knowed it. And she used to coax Ezry s woman to let her take the chil dern home with her ; and they used to allus want to go, tel Bills come onc t while they was there, and they said AN OLD SETTLER S STORY he got to jawin* her fer a-makin some to-do over the baby, and swore at her and tuk it away from her and whirped it fer cryin , and she cried and told him to whirp her and not little Annie, and he said that was jist what he was a-doin . And the childern was allus afeard to go there any more after that feard he d come home and whirp little Annie agin. Ezry said he jist done that to skeer em away cause he didn t want a passe] o childern a-whoopin and a-howlin and a-trackin round the house all the time. But, shore enough, Bills, after the fight, peared like he d settled down, and went bout his business so stiddy^ like, and worked so well, the neighbers begin to think he was all right after all, and railly some got to likiri him. But fer me, well, I was a leetle slow to argy a! the feller wasn t "a-possuminV But the next time I went over to the mill and Steve went with me old Ezry come and met us, and said at Bills didn t have no hard feelin s ef we didn t and at he wanted us to fergive him ; said at Bills wanted him to tell us at he was sorry the way he d acted, and wanted us to fergive him. Well, 1 looked at Ezry, and we both looked at him, jist perfectly 53 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY tuk back the idee o Bills a-wantin anybody to fergivt him! And says I, "Ezry, what in the name o common sense do you mean? " And says he, U I mean jist what I say; Bills jined meetin last night and had em all a-prayin fer him ; and we all had a glorious time" says old Ezry ; "and his woman was there and jined, too, and prayed and shouted and tuk on to beat all ; and Bills got up and spoke and give in his experience, and said he d be n a bad man, but, glory to God, them times was past and gone ; said at he wanted all of em to pray fer him, and he wanted to prove faithful, and wanted all his inemies to fergive him; and prayed at you and Steve and your folks would fergive him, and ever body at he ever wronged anyway." And old Ezry was a-goin on, and his eyes a-sparklin , and a-rubbin his hands, he was so excited and tickled over it, at Steve and me we jist stood there a-gawkin like, tel Bills hisse f come up and retch out one hand to Steve and one to me ; and Steve shuk with him kindo oneasy-like, and I well, sir, I never felt cur oser in my born days than I did that min ute. The cold chills crep over me, and I shuk as ef I had the agur, and I folded my hands behind me and I 154 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY looked that feller square in the eye, and I tried to speak three or four times afore I could make it, and when I did, my voice wasn t natchurl sounded like a feller a-whisperin through a tin horn er somepin . And I says, says I, You re a liar," slow and delibert. That was all. His eyes blazed a minute, and drapped ; and he turned, thout a word, and walked off. And Ezry says, "He s in airnest; I know he s in airnest, er he d a-never a-tuk that!" And so he went on, tel finally Steve jined in, and betwixt em they p suaded me at I was in the wrong and the best thing to do was to make it all up, which I finally did. And Bills said at he d a-never a-felt jist right thout my friendship, fer he d wronged me, he said, ^nd he d wronged Steve and Mother, too, and he wanted a chance, he said, o makin things straight agin. Well, a-goin home, I don t think Steve and me talked o* nothin else but Bills how airnest the feller acted bout it, and how, ef he wasn t in airnest, he d a-never a- swallered that "lie," you see- That s what walked my log, fer he could a-jist as easy a-knocked me higher n Kilgore s kite as he could to walk away thout a-doin of it. 55 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY Mother was awful tickled when she heerd about it, fer she d had an idee at we d have trouble afore we go. back, and a-gitten home safe, and a-bringin the news bout Bills a-jinin> church and all, tickled her so at she mighty nigh shouted fer joy. You see, Mother was a old church-member all her life; and I don t think she ever missed a sermont er a prayer-meetin at she could possibly git to-rain er shine, wet er dry. When they was a meetin of any kind a-goin on, go she would, and nothin short o sickness in the fambly, erknowin ncth- in of it, would stop her! And clean up to her dyin day she was a God-fearin and consistent Christian ef they ever was one. I mind now when she was tuk with her last-spell and laid bedfast fer eighteen months, she used to tell the preacher, when he d come to see her and pray and go on, at she could die happy ef she could on y be with em all agin in their love-feasts and revivals. She was purty low then,andhadbe na-failin fastfera dayer two; and that day they d be n a-holdin service at the house. It was her request, you know, and the neighber had congergated and was a-prayin and a-singm her favorite hymns-one in p tickler, " God moves in a mys- AN OLD SETTLER S STORY ter ous way his wunders to p form, and bout his " Walk- in on the sea and a-ridin of the storm." Well, anyway, they d be n a-singin that hymn ferher she used to sing that ll so much, I rickollect as fur back as I kin remem ber ; and I mind how it used to make me feel so lonesome- like and solemn, don tyou know, when I d be a-knockin round the place along o evenings, and she d bea-milkin , and I d hear her, at my feedin , way off by myse f, and it allus somehow made me feel like afeller d ort o try and live as nigh right as the law allows, and that s about my doctern yit. Well, as I was a-goin on to say, they d jist finished that old hymn, and Granny Lowry was jist a-goin to lead in prayer, when I noticed Mother kindo tried to turn herse f in bed, and smiled so weak and faint-like, and looked at me, with her lips a-kindo movin ; and I thought maybe she wanted another dos t of her syrup at Ezry s woman had fixed up fer her, and I kindo stooped down over her and ast her ef she wanted any thing. "Yes," she says, and nodded, and her voice sounded so low and solemn and so fur-away-like at I knowed she d never take no more medicine on this airth. And I tried to ast her what it was she wanted, but 1 157 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY t say nothin ; my throat hurt me, and I felt the ivarm tears a-boolgin up, and her kind old face a-glim- merin away so pale-like afore my eyes, and still a-smilin up so lovin and forgivin and so good at it made me think so fur back in the past I seemed to be a little boy agin ; and seemed like her thin gray hair was brown and a-shinin in the sun as it used to do when she helt me on her shoulder in the open door, when Father was a-livin and we used to go to meet him at the bars ; seemed like her face was young agin, and a-smilin like it allus used to be, and her eyes as full o hope and happiness as afore they ever looked on grief er ever shed a tear. And I thought of all the trouble they had saw on my account, and of all the lovin words her lips had said, and of all the thousand things her pore old hands had done fer me at I never even thanked her fer; and how I loved her better n all the world be sides, and would be so lonesome ef she went away. Lord! I can t tell you what I didn t think and feel and see. And I knelt down by her, and she whispered then fer Steven, and he come, and we kissed her and she died a-smilin like a child jist like a child. , 5 8 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY Well well! Pears like I m allus a-runnin into somepin else. I wisht I could tell a story thout drift- in off in matters at hain t no livin thing to do with what I started out with. I try to keep from thinkin of afflictions and the like, cause sich is bound to come to the best of us; but a feller s rickollection will bring em up, and I reckon it d ort o be er it wouldn t be ; and I ve thought, sometimes, it was done maybe to kindo ad monish a feller, as the Good Book says, of how good a world dlbe thout no sorrow in it. Where was I? Oh, yes, I rickollect; about Bills a-jinin church. Well, sir, they wasn t a better-actin feller and more religious-like in all the neighberhood. Spoke in meetin s, he did, and tuk a active part in all religious doin s, and, in fact, was jist as square a man, appearantly, as the preacher hisse f. And about six er eight weeks after he d jined, they got up another revi val, and things run high. They was a big excitement, and ever body was a tendin from fur and near. Bills and Ezry got the mill-hands to go, and didn t talk o nothin but religion. People thought awhile at old Ezry d turn preacher, he got so interested bout church 159 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY matters, He was easy excited bout anything; and when he went into a thing it was in dead airnest, shore ! " jist flew off the handle," as I heerd a comical feller git off onc t. And him and Bills was up and at it ever night prayin and shoutin at the top o their voice. Them railly did seem like good times when ever body jined together, and prayed and shouted ho- sanner, and danced around together, and hugged each other like they was so full o glory they jist couldn t he p theirse Vs ! That s the reason / jined ; it looked so kindo whole-souled-like and good, you understand. But law! I didn t hold out on y fer a little while, and no wunder ! Well, about them times Bills was tuk down with the agur ; first got to chillin ever -other-day, then ever day, and harder and harder, tel sometimes he d be obleeged to stay away from meetin on account of it. And onc t I was at meetin when he told about it, and how when he couldn t be with em he allus prayed at home, and he said at he believed his prayers was answered, fer onc t he d prayed fer a new outpour in of the Holy Sperit, and that very night they was three new jiners. And an* 160 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY other time he said at he d prayed at Wesley Morris would jine, and lo and behold you ! he did jine, and the very night at he grayed he would. Well, the night I m a-speakin of he d had a chill the day afore and couldn t go that night, and was in bed when Ezry druv past fer him ; said he d like to go, but had a high fever and couldn t. And then Ezry s woman ast him ef he was too sick to spare Annie ; and he said no, they could take her and the baby : and told her to fix his medicine so s he could reach it thout gittin out o bed, and he d git along thout her. And so she tuk the baby and went along with Ezry and his folks. I was at meetin that night and rickollect em comin* in. Annie got a seat jist behind me Steve give her his n and stood up; and I rickollect a-astin her how Bills was a-gittin along with the agur; and little Annie, the baby, kep a-pullin j my hair and a-crowin tel final ly she went to sleep ; and Steve ast her mother to let him hold her cutest little thing you ever laid eyes on, and the very pictur of her mother. Old Daddy Barker preached that night, and a mighty good sermont. His text, ef I rickollect right, was ll 161 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY "workin out your own salvation" ; and when I listen to preachers nowadays in their big churches and their fine pulpits, I allus think o Daddy Barker, and kindo some way wisht the old times could come agin, with the old log meetin -house with its puncheon-floor, and the chinkin in the walls, and old Daddy Barker in the pul pit. He d make you feel at the Lord could make His- se f at home there, and find jist as abundant comfort in the old log house as He could in any of your fine- furnished churches at you can t set down in thout pay- in fer the privilege, like it was a theatre. Ezry had his two little girls jine that night, and 1 rickollect the preacher made sich a purty prayer about the Saviour a-cotin from the Bible bout " Suffer little childern to come unto Me and all ; and talked so purty bout the jedgment day, and mothers a-meetin their little ones there and all ; and went on tel they wasn t a dry eye in the house And jist as he was a-windin up, Abe Riggers stuck his head in at the Joor and hollered 1 Fire!" loud as he could yell. We all rushed out, a-thinkin it was the meetin -house; but he hollered it was the mill ; and shore enough, away off to the south- 162 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY ards we could see the light acrost the woods, and see the blaze a-lickin up above the trees. I seed old Ezry as he come a-scufflin through the crowd ; and we putt out together fer it. Well, it was two mil d to the mill, but by the time we d half-way got there, we could tell it wasn t the mill a-burnin% at the fire was furder to the left, and that was Ezry s house ; and by the time we got there it wasn t much use. We pitched into the household goods, and got out the beddin , and the fur- nitur and cheers, and the like o that; saved the clock and a bedstid, and got the bureau purt nigh out when they hollered to us at the roof was a-cavin in, and we had to leave it; well, we d tuk the drawers out, all but the big one, and that was locked ; and it and all in it went with the buildin ; and that was a big loss : All the money at Ezry was a-layin by was in that-air drawer, and a lot o j keepsakes and trinkets at Ezry s woman said she wouldn t a-parted with fer the world and all. I never seed a troubleder fambly than they was. It jist peared like old Ezry give clean down, and the wo men and childern a-cryin and a-takin on. It looked 163 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY jist awful shore s you re born! Losin ever* thing they d worked so hard fer and there it was, purt nigh midnight, and a fambly, jist a little while ago all so happy, and now with no home to go to, ner nothin ! It was arranged fer Ezry s to move in with Bills that was about the on y chance on y one room and a loft ; but Bills said they could manage some way, fer * while anyhow. Bills said he seed the fire when it first started, and could a-putt it out ef he d on y be n strong enough to git there ; said he started twic t to go, but was too weak and had to go back to bed agin ; said it was a-blazin* in the kitchen roof when he first seed it. So the gineral conclusion at we all come to was it must a-ketched from the flue. It was too late in the fall then to think o* buildin* even the onriest kind o shanty, and so Ezry moved in with Bills. And Bills used to say ef it hadn t a-be n fer Ezry he d a-never a-had no house, ner nothin to putt in it, nuther! You see, all the household goods at Bills had in the world he d got of Ezry, and he lowed he d be 164 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY a triflin whelp ef he didn t do all in his power to make JBzry perfeckly at home s long as he wanted to stay there. And together they managed to make room fer em all, by a-buildin a kindo shed-like to the main house, intendin to build when Spring come. And ever thing went along first-rate, I guess ; never heerd no complaints that is, p tickler. Ezry was kindo down fer a long time, though ; didn t like to talk about his trouble much, and didn t tend meetin much, like he used to ; said it made him think bout his house burnin , and he didn t feel safe to lose sight o the mill. And the meetin s kindo broke up altogether that winter. Almost broke up religious do- in s, it did. S long as I ve lived here I never seed jist sich a slack in religion as they was that winter; and fore then, I kin mind the time when they wasn t a night the whole endurin winter when they didn t have preachin er prayer-meetin o some kind a-goin* on. W y, I rickollect one night in p tickler the coldest night, tvhooh! And somebody had stold the meetin -house door, and they was obleeged to preach thout it. And the wind blowed in so they had to hold their hats afore 65 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY the candles, and then onc t-in-a-while they d git sluffed out. And the snow drifted in so it was jist like settin out doors ; and they had to stand up when they prayed yes-sir ! stood up to pray. I noticed that night they was a oncommon lot o jiners, and I believe to this day at most of em jined jist to git up where the stove was. Lots o folks had their feet froze right in meet- in ; and Steve come home with his ears froze like they was whittled out o bone ; and he said at Mary Mada- line Wells s feet was froze, and she had two pair o socks on over her shoes. Oh, it was cold, now I tell you! They run the mill part o that winter part they couldn t. And they didn t work to say stiddy tel along in Aprile, and then they was snow on the ground yit - in the shadders and the ground froze, so you couldn t hardly dig a grave. But at last they got to kindo jig* gin along agin. Plenty to do there was ; and old Ezry was mighty tickled, too ; peared to recruit right up like. Ezry was allus best tickled when things was a-stirrin% and then he was a-gittin ready fer buildin , you know, wanted a house of his own, he said. And of courr* ^ 166 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY wasn t adzackly like home, all cluttered up as they was there at Bills s. They got along mighty well, though, together ; and the women-folks and childern got along the best in the world. Ezry s woman used to say she never laid eyes on jist sich another woman as Annie was. Said it was jist as good as a winter s schoolin fer the childern ; said her two little giris had learnt to read, and didn t know their a-b abs afore Annie learnt em ; well, the oldest one, Mary Patience, she did know her letters, I guess fourteen year old, she was ; but Mandy, the youngest, had never seed inside a book afore that winter; and the way she learnt was jist su prisin . She was puny-like and frail-lookin allus, but everybody lowed she was a heap smarter n Mary Patience, and she ivas; and in my opinion she railly had more sense n all the rest o the childern putt together, bout books and cipherin and rethmetic, and the like ; and John Wesley, the oldest of em, he got to teachin at last, when he growed up, but, law ! he couldn t write his own name so s you could read it. I allus thought they was a good eal of old Ezry in John Wesley. Liked to romance round with the young sters most too well. Spiled him fer teachin , I allus 167 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY tftought; fer instance, ef a scholard said somepin funny in school, John-Wes he d jist have to have his laugh out with the rest, and it was jist fun fer the boys, you know, to go to school to him. Allus in fer spellin -matches and the like, and learnin songs and sich. I rickollect he give a exhibition onc t, one winter, and I ll never fergit it, I rickon. The school-house would on y hold bout forty, comf ta ble, and that night they was up ards of a hunderd er more jist crammed and jammed ! And the benches was piled back so s to make room fer the flatform they d built to make their speeches and dialogues on ; and fellers a-settin up on them back seats, their heads was clean aginst the j ist. It was a low ceilin , anyhow, and o course them at tuk a part in the doin s was way up, too. Janey Thompson had to give up her part in a dialogue, cause she looked so tall she was afeard the congerga- tion would laugh at her ; and they couldn t git her to come out and sing in the openin song thout lettir her set down first and git ready fore they pulled the curtain. You see, they had sheets sewed together, and fixed on a string some way, to slide back ards and for ards, don t 1 68 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY you know. But they was a big bother to em couldn t git em to work like. Ever time they d git em slid bout half-way acrost, somepin would ketch, and they d haf to stop and fool with em awhile fore they could git em the balance o the way acrost. Well, finally, to rds the last, they jist kep em drawed back all the time. It was a pore affair, and spiled purt nigh ever piece ; but the scholards all wanted it fixed thataway, the teacher said, in a few appropert remarks he made when the thing was over. Well, I was a-settin in the back part o the house on them high benches, and my head was jist even with them on the flatform, and the lights was pore, and where the string was stretched fer the curtain to slide on it looked like the p formers was strung on it. And when Lige Boyer s boy was a-speakin kindo mumbled it, you know, and you couldn t half hear it looked fer the world like he was a-chawin on that-air string; and some devilish feller lowed ef he d chaw it clean in two it d be a good thing fer the balance. After that they all sung a sleigh-ridin song, and it was right purty, the way they got it off. Had a passel o sleigh- 169 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY bells they d ring ever* onc t-in-a-while, and it sounded purty shore ! Then Hunicut s girl, Marindy, read a letter bout winter, and what fun the youngsters allus had in winter time, a-sleighin and the like, and spellin -matches, and huskin -bees, and all. Purty good, it was, and made a feller think o old times. Well, that was about the best thing they was done that night ; but ever body said the teacher wrote it fer her; and I wouldn t be su prised much, fer they was married not long afterwards. I ex pect he wrote it fer her. Wouldn t putt it past Wes! They had a dialogue, too, at was purty good. Little Bob Arnold was all fixed up had on his pap s old bell- crowned hat, the one he was married in. Well, I jist thought die I would when I seed that old hat and called to mind the night his pap was married, and we all got him a little how-come-you-so on some left-handed cider at had be n a-layin in a whiskey-bar l tel it was strong enough to bear up a egg. I kin rickollect now jist how he looked in that hat, when it was all new, you know, and a-settin on the back of his head, and his hair in his eyes; and sich hair! as red as git-out and his little 170 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY black eyes a-shinin like beads. Well-sir, you d a-died to a-seed him a-dancin . We danced all night that night, and would a-be n a-dancin yit, I rickon, ef the fiddler hadn t a-give out. Wash Lowry was a-fiddlin fer us ; and along to rds three er four in the morning Wash was purty well fagged out. You see, Wash could never play fer a dance er nothin thout a-drinkin* more or less, and when he got to a certain pitch you couldn t git nothin out o him but " Barbary Allan " ; so at last he struck up on that, and jist kep it up, and kep* it up, and nobody couldn t git nothin else out of him! Now, anybody at ever danced knows at "Barbary Allan " hain t no tune to dance by, no way you can fix it; and, o course, the boys seed at onc t their fun was gone ef they couldn t git him on another tune. And they d coax and beg and plead with him, and maybe git him started on " The Wind Blows over the Barley," and bout the time they d git to knockin it down agin purty lively, he d go to sawin away on "Barbary Allan" and I ll-be-switched-to-death ef that feller didn t set there and play hisse f sound asleep on " Bar- 171 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY bary Allan, " and we had to wake him up afore he d quit! Now, that s jes the plum facts. And they wasn t a better fiddler nowheres than Wash Lowry, when he was at hisse f. I ve heerd a good many fid dlers in my day, and I never heerd oneyit at could play my style o fiddlin ekal to Wash Lowry. You see, Wash didn t play none o this-here new-fangled music nothin but the old tunes, you understand, " The Forked Deer," and "Old Fat Gal," and " Gray Ea gle," and the like. Now, them s music! Used to like to hear Wash play " Gray Eagle." He could come as nigh a-makin that old tune talk as ever you heerd ! Used to think a heap o his fiddle and he had a good one, shore. I ve heerd him say, time and time agin, at a five-dollar gold-piece wouldn t buy it, and I knowed him myse f to refuse a calf fer it onc t yes-sir, a yearland calf and the feller offered him a double* bar l d pistol to boot, and blame ef he d take it; said he d ruther part with anything else he owned than his fiddle. But here I am, clean out o the furry agin! . . . Oh, yes ; I was a-tellin bout little Bob, with that old hat ; and he had on a swaller-tail coat and a lot o 173 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY fixin s, a-actin like he was a squire; and he had him a great long beard made out o corn-silks, <md you wouldn t a^knowed him ef it wasn t fer his voice. Well, he was a-p tendin he was a squire a-tryin some kind o law-suit, you see ; and John Wesley he was the defendunt, and Joney Wiles, I believe it was, played like he was the plaintive. And they d had a fallin out bout some land, and was a-lawin fer p session, you understand. Well, Bob he made out it was a mighty bad case when John- Wes comes to consult him bout it, and tells him ef a little p int o law was left out he thought he could git the land fer him. And then John- Wes bribes him, you understand, to leave out the p int o f law, and the squire says he ll do all he kin, and so John- Wes goes out a-feelin purty good. Then Wiles comes in to consult the squire, don t you see. And the squire tells him the same tale he told John Wesley. So Wiles bribes him to leave out the p int o law in his favor, don t you know. So when the case is tried he decides in favor o John- Wes, a-tellin Wiles some cock-and-bull story bout havin to manage it thataway so s to git the case mixed so s he could git it fer him 73 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY shore; and posts him to sue fer change of venue of somepin , anyway, Wiles gits a new trial, and then the squire decides in his favor, and tells John-Wes another trial will fix it in his favor, and so on. And so it goes on tel, anyway, he gits holt o the land hisse f and all their money besides, and leaves them to hold the bag ! Well-sir, it was purty well got up ; and they said it was John-Wes s doin s, and I low it was he was a good hand at anything o that sort, and knowed how to make fun. But I ve be n a-tellin you purty much ever thing but what I started out with, and I ll try and hurry through, cause I know you re tired. Long bout the begmnin o summer, things had got back to purty much the old way. The boys round was a-gittin devilish, and o nights specially theyr was a sight o meanness a-goin on. The mill-hands, most of em, was mixed up in it Coke and Morris, and them at had jined meetin long in the winter had all backslid, and was a-drinkin and carousin round worse n ever. People perdicted at Bills would backslide, but he belt on faithful, to all appearance ; said he liked to see a feller when he made up his mind to do right, he liked AN OLD SETTLER S STORY to see him do it, and not go back on his word ; and even went so fer as to tell Ezry ef they didn t putt a stop to it he d quit the neighberhood and go somers else. And Bills was Ezry s head man then, and he couldn t a-got along thout him ; and I b lieve ef Bills had a-said the word old Ezry would a-turned off ever hand he had. He got so he jist left ever thing to Bills. Ben Carter was turned off fer somepin , and nobody ever knowed what. Bills and him had never got along jist right sence the fight. Ben was with this set I was a-tellin you bout, and they d got him to drinkin and in trouble, o course. I d knowed Ben well enough to know he wouldn t do noth- iri ornry ef he wasn t agged on, and ef he ever was mixed up in anything o the kind Wes Morris and John Coke was at the bottom of it, and I take notice they wasn t turned off when Ben was. One night the crowd was out, and Ben amongst em, o course. Sence he d be n turned off he d be n a-drink- in , and I never blamed him much ; he was so good- hearted like and easy led off, and I allus b lieved it wasn t his own doin s. 75 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY Well, this night they cut up awful, and ef they was one fight they was a dozend ; and when all the devilment was done they could do, they started on a stealin expedi tion, and stold a lot o chickens and tuk em to the mill to roast em ; and, to make a long story short, that night the mill burnt clean to the ground. And the whole pack of em collogued together aginst Carter to saddle it onto him; claimed at they left Ben there at the mill bout twelve o clock which was a fact, fer he was dead drunk and couldn t git away. Steve stumbled over him while the mill was a-burnin and drug him out afore he knowed what was a-goin on, and it was all plain enough to Steve at Ben didn t have no hand in the firin of it. But I ll tell you he sobered up mighty suddent when he seed what was a-goin on, and heerd the neighbers a-holler- in , and a-threatenin and a-goin on! fer it seemed to be the ginerl idee at the buildin was fired a-purpose. And says Ben to Steve, says he, "I expect I ll haf to say good-bye to you, fer they ve got me in a ticklish place! I kin see through it all now, when it s too late!" And jist then Wesley Morris hollers out, Where s Ben Carter?" and started to rds where me 176 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY and Ben and Steve was a-standin ; and Ben says, wild- like, " Don t you two fellers ever think it was my doin s," and whispers "Good-bye," and started off: and when we turned, Wesley Morris was a-layin flat of his back, and we heerd Carter yell to the crowd at "that man" meanin Morris "needed lookin after worse than he did," and another minute he plunged into the river and swum acrost ; and we all stood and watched him in the flickerin light tel he clum out on t other bank ; and at was the last anybody ever seed o Ben Carter! It must a-be n about three o clock in the morning by this time, and the mill then was jist a-smoulderin to ashes fer it was as dry as tinder and burnt like a flash and jist as a party was a-talkin o organizin and fol- lerin Carter, we heerd a yell at I ll never fergit ef I d live tell another flood. Old Ezry, it was, as white as a corpse, and with the blood a-streamin out of a gash in his forred, and his clothes half on, come a-rushin into the crowd and a-hollerin fire and murder ever jump. " My house is a-burnin , and my folks is all a-bein mur dered whilse you re a-standin here ! And Bills done it ! 12 177 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY Bills done it!" he hollered, as he headed the crowd and started back fer home. " Bills done it! I caught him at it; and he would a-murdered me in cold blood ef it hadn t a-be n fer his woman. He knocked me down, and had me tied to a bed-post in the kitchen afore I come to. And his woman cut me loose and told me to run fer he p ; and says I, * Where s Bills? and she says, He s after me by this time. And jist then we heerd Bills holler, and we looked, and he was a-standin* out in the clearin* in front o the house, with little Annie in his arms ; and he hollered wouldn t she like to kiss the baby good-bye. And she hollered My God ! fer me to save little Annie, and fainted clean dead away. And I heerd the roof a-crackin , and grabbed her up and packed her out jist in time. And when I looked up. Bills hollered out agin, and says, Ezry, he says, you kin begin to kindo git an idee o what a good feller I am ! And ef you hadn t a-caught me you d a-never a-knowed it, and - Brother Williams " wouldn t a-be n called away to another ap- p intment like he is. And says he, Now, ef you foller me I ll finish you shore! You re safe now fer I hain t got time to waste on you furder. And jist then his 178 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY woman kindo come to her senses ag in and hollered fer little Annie, and the child heerd her and helt out its little arms to go to her, and hollered Mother! Mother! And Bills says, Dam yer mother! ef it hadn t a-be n fer her V a-be n all right. And dam you, too ! he says to me. This ll pay you fer that lick you struck me; and fer you a-startin reports, when I first come, atmore n likely I d done somepin mean over East and come out West to reform ! And I wonder ef I didn t do somepin mean afore I come here ? he went on ; kill somebody er somepin ? And I wonder ef I ain t reformed enough to go back? Good-bye, Annie ! he hollered ; and you needn t fret about yer baby, I ll be the same indulgent father to it I ve allus be n ! And the baby was a-cryin and a-reachin out its little arms to rds its mother, when Bills he turned and struck off in the dark to rds the river." This was about the tale at Ezry told us, as nigh as I can rickollect: and by the time he finished, I never want to see jist sich another crowd o men as was a-swarmin there. Ain t it awful when sich a crowd gits together? I tell you it makes my flesh creep to think about it 1 As Bills had gone in the direction of the river, we 179 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY wasn t long in makin our minds up at he d haf to cross it, and ef he done that he d haf to use the boat at was down below the mill, er wade it at the ford, a mil d er more down. So we divided in three sections, like one to go and look after the folks at the house, and another to the boat, and another to the ford. And Steve and me and Ezry was in the crowd at struck fer the boat: and we made time a-gittin there! It was awful dark, and the sky was a-cloudin up, like a storm ; but we wasn t long a-gittin to the p int where the boat was allus tied; but they wasn t no boat there ! Steve kindo tuk the lead, and we all talked in whispers. And Steve said to kindo lay low and maybe we could hear somepin ; and some feller said he thought he heerd somepin strange- like, but the wind was kindo raisin and kep up sich a moanin through the trees along the bank at we couldn t make out nothin . "Listen!" says Steve, suddent-like, 1 7 hear somepin ! " We was all still ag in and we all heerd a moanin at was sadder n the wind sounded mournfuller to me, cause I knowed it in a minute, and I whispered, "Little Annie." And way out acrost the river we could hear the little thing a-sobbin , and we all 180 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY was still s death; and we heerd a voice we knowed was Bills s say, "Dam ye! Keep still, or I ll drowndye!" And the wind kindo moaned ag in, and we could hear the trees a-screetchin together in the dark, and the leaves a-rustlin ; and when it kindo lulled ag in, we heerd Bills make a kindo splash with the oars ; and jist then Steve whispered fer to lay low and be ready- he was a-goin to riconn itre; and he took his coat and shoes off, and slid over the bank and down into the worter as slik as a eel. Then ever thing was still ag in, cept the moanin o the child, which kep a-git- tin louder and louder ; and then a voice whispered to us, "He s a-comin back; the crowd below has sent scouts up, and they re on t other side. Now watch clos t, and he s our meat." We could hear Bills, by the moanin o the baby, a-comin nearder and nearder, tel suddently he made a sorto miss-lick with the oar, I reckon, and must a-splashed the baby, fer she set up a loud cryin ; and jist then old Ezry, who was a-leanin over the bank, kindo lost his grip, some way o nother, and fell kersplash in the worter like a old chunk. 4 H*k*> * " says Bills, through the dark, "you re there, 181 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY speakin* o* home, you d ort o be there by all means* your house might catch afire and burn up whilse you re gone!" And jist then the boat give a suddent shove under him some feller d div under and tilted it and fer a minute it throwed him off his guard, and the boys closed in. Still he had the advantage, bein in the boat: and as fast as a feller would climb in he d git a whack o the oar, tell finally they got to pilin in a little too fast fer him to manage, and he hollered then at we d have to come to the bottom ef we got him, and with that he div out o the end o the boat, and we lost sight of him ; and I ll be blame ef he didn t give us the slip after all! Wellsir, we watched fer him, and some o the boys swum on down stream, expectin he d raise, but couldn t find hide ner hair of him ; so we left the boat a-driftin* off down stream and swum ashore, a-thinkin he d jist drownded hisse f a-purpose. But they was more su - prise waitin fer us yit, fer lo-and-behold-ye, when we got ashore they wasn t no trace o Steve er the baby to be found. Ezry said he seed Steve when he fetched little Annie ashore, and she was all right, on y she was AN OLD SETTLER S STORY too, air ye?" as old Ezry splashed up the bank And "Cuss you!" he says then, to the baby "ef it hadn t be n ier your infernal squawkin I d a-bfr n all right ; but you ve brought the whole neighberhood out, and, dam you, I ll jist let you swim out to em!" And we heerd a splash, then a kindo gurglin , and then Steve s voice a-hollerin , "Close in on him, boys; I ve got the baby!" And about a dozent of us bobbed off the bank like so mary bull-frogs, and I ll tell you the worter b iled ! We could jist make out the shape o the boat, and Bills a-standin with a oar drawed back to smash the first head y at come in range. It was a mean place to git at him. We knowed he was despert, and fer a minute we kindo helt back. Fifteen foot o* worter s a mighty onhandy place to git hit over the head in! And Bills says, "You hain t afeard, I rickon twenty men ag in one ! " "You d better give yourse f up!" hollered Ezry from the shore. "No, Brother Sturgiss," says Bills, " I can t say at I m at all anxious bout bein borned ag in, jist yit awhile," he says; "I see you kindo pear to go in fer baptism ; guess you d Better go home and git some dry clothes on; and. 182 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY purt-nigh past cryin ; and he said Steve had lapped his coat around her and give her to him to take charge of, and he got so excited over the fight he laid her down betwixt a couple o logs and kindo fergot about her tel the thing was over, and he went to look fer her, and she was gone. Couldn t a-be n at she d a-wundered off her-own-se f ; and it couldn t a-be n at Steve 1 & take her, thout a-lettin us know it. It was a mighty ag< gervatin conclusion to come to, but we had to do it, and that was, Bills must a-got ashore unbeknownst to us and packed her off. Sich a thing wasn t hardly probable, yit it was a thing at might be ; and after a-talkin it over we had to admit at that must a-be n the way of it. But where was Steve? W y, we argied, he d diskivvered she was gone, and had putt out on track of her thout losin time to stop and explain the thing. The next question was, what did Bills want with her ag in? He d tried to drownd her onc t. We could ast questions enough, but c rect answers was mighty skearce, and we jist concluded at the best thing to do was to putt out fer the ford, fer that was the nigh- dest place Bills could cross thout a boat, and ef it was 184 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY tuk the child, he was still on our side o* the river, o course. So we struck out fer the ford, a-leavin a couple o men to search up the river. A drizzlin sorto rain had set in by this time, and with that and the darkness and the moanin of the wind, it made bout as lonesome a prospect as a feller ever wants to go through ag in. It was jist a-gittin a little gray-like in the morning by the time we reached the ford, but you couldn t hardly see two rods afore you fer the mist and the fog at had settled along the river. We looked fer tracks, but couldn t make out nothin . Thereckly old Ezry punched me and p inted out acrost the river. "What s that?" he whispers. Jist bout half-way acrost was somepin white-like in the worter couldn t make out what per- feckly still it was. And I whispered back and told him I guess it wasn t nothin but a sycamore snag. "Listen! * says he; "sycamore snags don t make no noise like that!" And, shore enough, it was the same moanin noise we d heerd the baby makin when we first got on the track. Sobbin she was, as though nigh about dead. "Well, ef that s Bills" says I " and I reckon they hain t no 185 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY doubt but it is what in the name o all that s good and bad s the feller a-standin there fer!" And a-creepin clos ter, we could make him out plainer and plainer. It was him ; and there he stood breast-high in the worter, a-holdin the baby on his shoulder like, and a-lookin up stream, and a-waitin. " What do you make out of it?" saysEzry. "What s he waitin fer?" And, a-strainin my eyes in the direction he was a-lookin , I seed somepin a-movin down the river, and a minute later I d made out the old boat a-driftin down stream ; and then of course ever thing was plain enough : He was waitin fer the boat, and ef he got that he d have the same advantage on us he had afore. "Boys," says I, "he mustn t git that boat ag in! Foller me, and don t let him git to the shore alive!" And in we plunged. He seed us, but he never budged, on y to grab the baby by its little legs, and swing it out at arms-len th. "Stop, there!" he hollered. "Stop jist where ye air! Move another inch and I ll drownd this dam young-un afore yereyes!" he says. And he d a-done it. " Boys," says I, " he s got us. Don t move! iS6 AN OLD SETTLBR S STORY This thing ll have to rest with a higher power n our n! Ef any of you kin pray," says I, " now s a good time to doit!" Jist then the boat swung up, and Bills grabbed it and retch round and set the baby in it, never a-takin his eye off o us, though, fer a minute. "Now," says he, with a sorto snarlin laugh, " I ve on y got a little while to stay with you, and I want to say a few words afore I go. I want to tel you fellers, in the first place, at you ve be n fooled in me: I hain t a good feller now, honest! And ef you re a little the worse fer findin it out so late in the day, you hain t none the worse fer losin me so soon fer I m a-goin away now, and any interference with my arrangements 11 on y give you more trouble ; so it s better all around to let me go peaceable and jist while I m in the notion. I expect it ll be a disapp intment to some o you that my name hain t Williams, but it hain t. And maybe you won t think nigh as much o me when I tell you furder at I was obleeged to dopt the name o Wil liams onc t to keep from bein strung up to a lamp-post, but sich is the facts. I was so extremely unfortunit onc t as to kill a p tickler friend o mine, and he forgive 187 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY fenc with his dyin breath, and told me to run whilse I Could, and be a better man. But he d spotted me with j* ugly mark at made it kindo onhandy to git away, but I did at last ; and jist as I was a-gittin reformed-like, you fellers had to kick in the traces, and I ve made up my mind to hunt out a more moraler community, where they don t make sich a fuss about trifles. And havin nothin more to say, on y to send.Annte word at I ll still be a father to her young-un here, I ll bid you all good bye." And with that he turned and clum in the boat or ruther fell in, fer somepin black-like had riz up in it, with a awful lick my God! And, a minute later, boat and baggage was a-gratin on the shore, and a crowd come thrashin* crost from t other side to jine us, and peared like wasn t a second longer tel a feller was a-swingin by his neck to the limb of a scrub-oak, his feet clean off the ground and his legs a-jerkin up and down like a limber-jack s. And Steve it was a-layin in the boat, and he d rid a mil d er more thoutknowin of it. Bills had struck and stunt him as he clum in whilse the rumpus was a-goin* 188 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY on, and he d on y come to in time to hear Bills s fare well address to us there at the ford. Steve tuk charge o little Annie ag in, and ef she d a-be n his own child he wouldn t a-went on more over her than he did ; and said nobody but her mother would git her out o his hands ag in. And he was as good as his word ; and ef you could a-seed him a half hour after that, when he did give her to her mother all lapped up in his coat and as drippin wet as a little drownded an gel it would a-made you wish t you was him to see that little woman a-caperin round him, and a-thankin him, and a-cryin and a-laughin , and almost a-huggin him, she was so tickled, well, I thought in my soul she d die! And Steve blushed like a girl to see her a-takin on, and a-thankin him, and a-cryin , and a-kissin little Annie, and a-goin on. And when she inquired bout Bills, which she did all suddent-like, with a burst o tears, we jist didn t have the heart to tell her on y we said he d crossed the river and got away. And he had! And now comes a part o this thing at 11 more n lik tax you to believe it: Williams and her wasn t man and AN OLD SETTLER S STORY wife and you needn t look su prised, nuther, and I ll tell you f er why : They was own brother and sister ; and that brings me to her part of the story, which you ll haf to admit beats anything at you ever read about in books. Her and Williams that wasn t his name, like he ac knowledged, hisse f, you rickollect ner she didn t want to tell his right name ; and we forgive her fer that. Her and "Williams" was own brother and sister, and their parunts lived in Ohio some ers. Their mother had be n dead five year and better grieved to death over her onnachurl brother s recklessness, which Annie hinted had broke her father up in some way, in tryin to shield him from the law. And the secret of her bein with him was this : She had married a man o the name of Curtis or Custer, I don t mind which, adzackly but no mat ter; she d married a well-to-do young feller at her brother helt a old grudge ag in, she never knowed what ; and, sence her marriage, her brother had went on from bad to worse, tel finally her father jist give him up and told him to go it his own way he d killed his mother and ruined him, and he d jist give up all hopes! But 190 Annie you know how a sister is she still clung to him and done ever thing fer him, tel finally, one night, about three years after she was married, she got word some way that he was in trouble ag in, and sent her husband to he p him; and a half hour after he d gone, her brother come in, all excited and bloody, and told her to git the baby and come with him, at her husband had got in a quarrel with a friend o his and was bad hurt. And she went with him, of course, and he tuk her in a bug gy, and lit out with her as tight as he could go all night; and then told her at he was the feller at had quarrelled with her husband, and the officers was after him, and he was obleeged to leave the country, and fer fear he hadn t made shore work o him, he was a-takin her along to make shore of his gittin his revenge ; and he swore he d kill her and the baby too ef she dared to whimper. And so it was, through a hunderd hardships he d made his way at last to our section o the country, givin out at they was man and wife, and keepin her from denyin of it by threats, and promises of the time a-comin when he d send her home to her man ag in in case he hadn t killed him. And so it run on tel you d 191 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY a-cried to hear her tell it, and still see her sister s love fer the feller a-breakin out by a-declarin how kind he was to her at times, and how he wasn t railly bad at heart, on y fer his ungov nable temper. But I couldn t he p but notice, when she was a-tellin of her hist ry, what a quiet sorto look o satisfaction settled on the face o Steve and the rest of em, don t you understand. And now they was on y one thing she wanted to ast, she said ; and that was, could she still make her home with us tel she could git word to her friends? and there she broke down ag in, not knowin , of course, whether they was dead er alive ; fer time and time ag in she said somepin told her she d never see her husband ag in on this airth ; and then the women-folks would cry with her and console her, and the boys would speak hopeful all but Steve ; some way o nother Steve was never like hisse f from that time on. And so things went fer a month and better. Ever - thing had quieted down, and Ezry and a lot o hands, and me and Steve amongst em, was a-workin on the frame-work of another mill. It was purty weather, and we was all in good sperits, and it peared like the whole 192 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY neighberhood interred and they was, too women folks and ever body. And that day Ezry s woman and amongst em was a-gittin up a big dinner to fetch down to us from the house ; and along about noon a spruce- lookin young feller, with a pale face and a black beard, like, come a-ridin by and hitched his hoss, and comin into the crowd, said " Howdy," pleasant-like, and we all stopped work as he went on to say at he was on the track of a feller o the name o "Williams," and want ed to know ef we could give him any infermation bout sich a man. Told him maybe, at a feller bearin that name desappeared kindo myster ous from our neighberhood bout five weeks afore that. "My God!" says he a-turnin paler n ever, "am I too late? Where did he go, and was his sister and her baby with him?" Jist then I ketched sight o the women-folks a-comin with the baskets, and Annie with em, with a jug o worter in her hand ; so I spoke up quick to the stranger, and says I, "I guess his sister and her baby wasn t along," says I, " but his wife and baby s some eres here in the neighberhood yit." And then a-watchin him clos t, I says suddent, a-p intin over his shoulder, ^3 193 AN OLD SETTLER S STORY " There his woman is now that one with the jug, there." Well, Annie had jist stooped to lift up one o the little girls, when the feller turned, and their eyes met. " Annie! My wife!" he says; and Annie she kindo give a little yelp like and come a-flutterin down in his arms ; and the jug o worter rolled clean acrost the road, and turned a somerset and knocked the cob out of its mouth and jist laid back and hollered "Good good good good good!" like as ef it knowed what was up and was jist as glad and tickled as the rest of us. 194 DIALECT IN LITERATURE DIALECT IN LITERATURE the common people heard him gladly," OF what shall be said herein of dialect, let it be un% derstood the term dialect referred to is of that general breadth of meaning given it to-day, namely, any speech or vernacular outside the prescribed form of good En glish in its present state. The present state of the English is, of course, not any one of its prior states. So first let it be remarked that it is highly probable that what may have been the best of English once may now by some be counted as a weak, inconsequent patois, or dialect. To be direct, it is the object of this article to show that dialect is not a thing to be despised in any event that its origin is oftentimes of as royal caste as that of any speech. Listening back, from the standpoint of to day, even to the divine singing of that old classic master to whom England s late laureate refers as 197 DIALECT IN LITERATURE 14 ... the first warbler, whose sweet breath Preluded those melodious bursts that fill The spacious times of great Elizabeth With sounds that echo still"; or to whom Longfellow alludes, in his matchless sonnet, as "... the poet of the dawn, who wrote The Canterbury Tales, and his old age Made beautiful with song"; Chaucer s verse to us is now as veritably dialect as to that old time it was the chastest English ; and even then his materials were essentially dialect when his song was at best pitch. Again, our present dialect, of most plebeian ancestry, may none the less prove worthy. Mark the recognition of its own personal merit in the great new dictionary, where what was, in our own re membrance, the most outlandish dialect, is now good, sound, official English. Since Literature must embrace all naturally existing materials physical, mental, and spiritual we have no occasion to urge its acceptance of so-called dialect, for 108 DIALECT IN LITERATURE dialect is in Literature, and has been there since the be ginning of all written thought and utterance. Strictly speaking, as well as paradoxically, all verbal expression is more or less dialectic, however grammatical. While usage establishes grammar, it no less establishes so- called dialect. Therefore we may as rightfully refer to * so-called grammar." It is not really a question of Literature s position toward dialect that we are called upon to consider, but rather how much of Literature s valuable time shall be taken up by this dialectic country cousin. This question Literature her gracious self most amiably answers by hugging to her breast voluminous tomes, from Chaucer on to Dickens, from Dickens on to Joel Chandler Harris. And this affectionate spirit on the part of Literature, in the main, we all most feelingly indorse. Briefly summed, it would appear that dialect means something more than mere rude form of speech and action that it must, in some righteous and substantial way, convey to us a positive force of soul, truth, dignity, beauty, grace, purity and sweetness that may even touch us to the tenderness of tears. Ye?, dialect as certainly 99 DIALECT IN LITERATURE does all this as that speech and act refined may do it, and for the same reason: it is simply, purely natural and human. /et the Lettered and the Unlettered powers are at swords points ; and very old and bitter foemen, too, they are. As fairly as we can, then, let us look over the field of these contending forces and note their di verse positions: First, the Lettered they who have the full advantages of refined education, training, and association are undoubtedly as wholly out of order among the Unlettered as the Unlettered are out of order in the exalted presence of the Lettered. Each faction may in like aversion ignore or snub the other; but a long-suffering Providence must bear with the society of both. There may be one vague virtue demonstrated by this feud: each division will be found unwaveringly loyal to its kind, and mutually they desire no inter change of sympathy whatever. Neither element will accept from the other any patronizing treatment; and, perhaps, the more especially does the Unlettered faction reject anything in vaguest likeness of this spirit. Of the two divisions, in graphic summary, one knows the 200 DIALECT IN LITERATURE very core and centre of refined civilization, and this only ; the other knows the outlying wilds and suburbs of civilization, and this only. Whose, therefore, is the greater knowledge, and whose the just right of any whit of self-glorification? A curious thing, indeed, is this factional pride, as made equally manifest in both forces; in one, for in stance, of the Unlettered forces: The average farmer, or countryman, knows, in reality, a far better and wider range of diction than he permits himself to use. He re stricts and abridges the vocabulary of his speech, funda mentally, for the reason that he fears offending his rural neighbors, to whom a choicer speech might suggest, on his part, an assumption a spirit of conscious superior ity, and therewith an implied reflection on their lack of intelligence and general worthiness. If there is any one text universally known and nurtured of the Unlettered masses of our common country, it is that which reads, All men are created equal." Therefore it is a becom ing thing when true gentility prefers to overlook some variations of the class who, more from lack of cultiva tion than out of rude intent, sometimes almost compel a 20 1 DIALECT IN LITERATURE positive doubt of the nice veracity of the declaration, oi at least a grief at the munificent liberality of the so-be- quoted statement. The somewhat bewildering position of these conflicting forces leaves us nothing further to consider, but how to make the most and best of the sit uation so far as Literature may be hurt or helped thereby. Equally with the perfect English, then, dialect should have full justice done it. Then always it is worthy, and in Literature is thus welcome. The writer of dialect should as reverently venture in its use as in his chastest English. His effort in the scholarly and elegant direc tion suffers no neglect he is schooled in that, perhaps, he may explain. Then let him be schooled in dialect before he sets up as an expounder of it a teacher, for sooth a master! The real master must not only know each varying light and shade of dialect expression, but he must as minutely know the inner character of the people whose native tongue it is, else his product is simply a pretence a wilful forgery, a rank abomina tion. Dialect has been and is thus insulted, vilified, and degraded, now and continually; and through thii 202 DIALECT IN LITERATURE outrage solely, thousands of generous-minded readers have been turned against dialect who otherwise would have loved and blessed it in its real form of crude purity and unstrained sweetness - " Honey dripping from the comb ! " Let no impious faddist, then, assume its just interpre tation. He may know everything else in the world, but not dialect, nor dialectic people, for both of which he has supreme contempt, which same, be sure, is heartily returned. Such a "superior" personage may even go among these simple country people and abide indefinitely in the midst of them, yet their more righteous contempt never for one instant permits them to be their real selves m his presence. In consequence, his most conscientious report of them, their ways, lives, and interests, is abso lutely of no importance or value in the world. He never knew them, nor will he ever know them. They are not his kind of people, any more than he is their kind of man ; and their disappointment grieves us more than his. The master in Literature, as in any art, is that " di vinely gifted man" who does just obeisance to all living DIALECT IN LITERATURE creatures, "both man and beast and bird." It is this master only who, as he writes, can sweep himself aside and leave his humble characters to do the thinking and the talking. This man it is who celebrates his perform ance not himself. His work he celebrates because it is not his only, but because he feels it the conscientious reproduction of the life itself as he has seen and known and felt it; a representation it is of God s own script, translated and transcribed by the worshipful mind and heart and hand of genius. This virtue in all art is im partially demanded, and genious only can fully answer the demand in any art for which we claim perfection. The painter has his expression of it, with no slighting of the dialectic element; so, too, the sculptor, the musi cian, and the list entire. In the line of Literature and literary material, an illustration of the nice meaning and distinction of dialectic art will be found in Charles Dud ley Warner s comment of George Cable s work, as far back as 1883, referring to the author s own rendition of it from the platform. Mr. Warner says: While the author was unfolding to his audience a life and society unfamiliar to them and entrancing them with pictures* 2OA DIALECT IN LITERATURE the reality of which none doubted and the spell of which none cared to escape, it occurred to me that here was the solution of all the pother we have recently got into about the realistic and the ideal schools in fiction. In " Posson Jone," an awkward camp-meeting country preacher is the victim of a vulgar con fidence game; the scenes are the street, a drinking-place, a gambling-saloon, a bull-ring, and a calaboose ; there is not a " respectable " character in it. Where shall we look for a more faithful picture of low life ? Where shall we find another so vividly set forth in all its sordid details ? And yet see how art steps in, with the wand of genius, to make literature ! Over the whole the author has cast an ideal light ; over a picture that, in the hands of a bungling realist, would have been repellant he has thrown the idealizing grace that makes it one of the most charming sketches in the world. Here is nature, as nature only ought to be in literature, elevated but never departed from. So we find dialect, as a branch of Literature, worthy of the high attention and employment of the greatest master in letters not the merest mountebank. Turn to Dickens, in innumerable passages of pathos : the death of poor Jo, or that of the " Cheap John s "little daughter in her father s arms, on the foot-board of his peddling cart before the jeering of the vulgar mob ; smile moistly, too, at Mr. Sleary s odd philosophies ; or at the trials of 205 DIALECT IN LITERATURE Sissy Jupe ; or lift and tower with indignation, giving ear to Stephen Blackpool and the stainless nobility of his cloyed utterances. The crudeness or the homeliness of the dialectic ele ment does not argue its unfitness in any way. Some readers seem to think so ; but they are wrong, and very gravely wrong. Our own brief history as a nation, and our finding and founding and maintaining of it, left our fore fathers little time indeed for the delicate cultivation of the arts and graces of refined and scholarly attainments. And there is little wonder, and great blamelessness on their part, if they lapsed in point of high mental ac complishments, seeing their attention was so absorbed by propositions looking toward the protection of their rude farm-homes, their meagre harvests, and their half- stabled cattle from the dread invasion of the Indian. Then, too, they had their mothers and their wives and little ones to protect, to clothe, to feed, and to die for In this awful line of duty, as hundreds upon hundreds did. These sad facts are here accented and detailed not so much for the sake of being tedious as to more clearly indicate why it was that many of the truly heroic an- 206 DIALECT IN LITERATURE cestry of " our best people " grew unquestionably dialect of caste not alone in speech, but in every mental trait and personal address. It is a grievous fact for us to confront, but many of them wore apparel of the com monest, talked loudly, and doubtless said "thisaway" and " thataway," and "Watch y doin of?" and " Whur y goin at? " using dialect even in their prayers to Him who, in His gentle mercy, listened and was pleased ; and who listens verily unto this hour to all like prayers, and yet pleased ; yea, haply listens even to the refined rhetor ical petitions of those who are not pleased. There is something more at fault than the language when we turn from or flinch at it ; and, as has been in timated, the wretched fault may be skulkingly hidden away in the ambush of ostensible dialect that type of dialect so copiously produced by its sole manufacturers, who, utterly stark and bare of the vaguest idea of country life or country people, at once assume that all their " gifted pens" have to do is to stupidly misspell every word ; vulgarly mistreat and besloven every theme, however sacred; maim, cripple, and disfigure language never in the vocabulary of the countryman then 207 DIALECT IN LITERATURE smuggle these monstrosities of either rhyme or pros*. so*nehow into the public print that is to innocently smear them broadcast all over the face of the country they insult. How different the mind and method of the true inter preter. As this phrase goes down the man himself arises the type perfect Colonel Richard Malcolm Johnston, who wrote The Dukesborough Tales" an accomplished classic scholar and teacher, yet no less an accomplished master and lover of his native dialect of middle Georgia. He, like Dickens, permits his rustic characters to think, talk, act, and live, just as nature designed them. He does not make the pitiable error of either patronizing or making fun of them. He knows them and he loves them ; and they know and love him in return. Recalling Colonel Johnston s dialectic sketches, with his own presentation of them from the platform, the writer notes a fact that seems singularly to obtain among all true dialect- writers, namely, that they are also endowed with native histrionic capabilities : Hear, as well as read, Twain, Cable, Johnston, Page, Smith, and all the list, with barely an exception. 208 DIALECT IN LITERATURE Did space permit, no better illustration of true dialect sketch and characterization might here be offered than Colonel Johnston s simple story of "Mr. Absalom Bil- lingslea," or the short and simple annals of his like quaint contemporaries, "Mr. Bill Williams * and "Mr. Jonas Lively." The scene is the country and the very little country town, with landscape, atmosphere, sim plicity, circumstance all surroundings and conditions veritable everything rural and dialectic, no less than the simple, primitive, common, wholesome-hearted men and women who so naturally live and have their blessed being in his stories, just as in the life itself. This is the manifest work of the true dialect writer and expounder, In every detail, the most minute, such work reveals the master-hand and heart of the humanitarian as well as artist the two are indissolubly fused and the result of such just treatment of whatever lowly themes or charac ters we can but love and loyally approve with all our human hearts. Such masters necessarily are rare, and such ripe perfecting as is here attained may be in part the mellowing result of age and long observation, though 14 209 DIALECT IN LITERATURE it can but be based upon the wisest, purest spirit of the man as well as artist. In no less excellence should the work of Joel Chandler Harris be regarded: His touch alike is ever reverential. He has gathered up the bruised and broken voices and the legends of the slave, and from his child-heart he has affectionately yielded them to us in all their eerie beauty and wild loveliness. Through them we are made to glorify the helpless and the weak and to revel in their victories. But, better, we are taught that even in bar baric breasts there dwells inherently the sense of right above wrong equity above law and the One Unerring Righteousness Eternal. With equal truth and strength, too, Mr. Harris has treated the dialectic elements of the interior Georgia country the wilds and fastnesses of the " moonshiners." His tale of " Teague Poteet," of some years ago, was contemporaneous with the list of striking mountain stories from that strong and highly gifted Tennesseean, Miss Murfree, or "Charles Egbert Craddock. In the dialectic spirit her stories charm and hold us. Always there is strangely mingled, but most naturally, the gentle nature cropping out amid the most 210 DIALECT IN LITERATURE desperate and stoical : the night scene in the isolated mountain cabin, guarded ever without and within from any chance down-swooping of the minions of the red- eyed law; the great man-group of gentle giants, with rifles never out of arm s-reach, in tender rivalry ranged admiringly around the crowing, wakeful little boy- baby ; the return, at last, of the belated mistress of the house the sister, to whom all do great, awkward rev erence. Jealously snatching up the babe and kissing it, she querulously demands why he has not long ago been put to bed. " He lowed he wouldn t go," is the reply. Thomas Nelson Page, of Virginia, who wrote " Meh Lady" a positive classic in the Negro dialect: his work is veritable strong and pure and sweet ; and as an oral reader of it the doubly gifted author, in voice and cadence, natural utterance, every possible effect of speech and tone, is doubtless without rival anywhere. Many more, indeed, than may be mentioned now there are of these real benefactors and preservers of the wayside characters, times, and customs of our ever- shifting history. Needless is it to speak here of the earlier of our workers in the dialectic line of James Russell 211 DIALECT IN LITERATURE Lowell s New England " Hosea Biglow," Dr. Eggles- ton s " Hoosier School-Master," or the very rare and quaint, bright prattle of "Helen s Babies." In connec tion with this last let us very seriously inquire what this real child has done that Literature should so persistently refuse to give him an abiding welcome ? Since for ages this question seems to have been left unasked, it maybe timely now to propound it. Why not the real child in Literature? The real child is good enough (we all know he is bad enough) to command our admiring at tention and most lively interest in real life, and just as we find him " in the raw." Then why do we deny him any righteous place of recognition in our Literature? From the immemorial advent of our dear old Mother Goose, Literature has been especially catering to the juvenile needs and desires, and yet steadfastly overlook ing, all the time, the very principles upon which Nature herself founds and presents this lawless little brood of hers the children. It is not the children who are out of order; it is Literature. And not only is Literature out of order, but she is presumptuous ; she is impudent. She takes Nature s children and revises and corrects 212 DIALECT IN LITERATURE them till "their own mother doesn t know them." This is literal fact. So, very many of us are coming to in quire, as we ve a right, why is the real child excluded from a just hearing in the world of letters as he has in the world of fact? For instance, what has the lovely little ragamuffin ever done of sufficient guilt to eternally consign him to the monstrous penalty of speaking most accurate grammar all the literary hours of the days of the years of his otherwise natural life ? "Oh, mother, may I go to school With brother Charles to-day ? The air is very fine and cool ; Oh, mother, say I may ! " Is this a real boy that would make such a request, and is it the real language he would use ? No, we are glad to say that it is not. Simply it is a libel, in every particular, on any boy, however fondly and exactingly trained by parents however zealous for his overdecorous future. Better, indeed, the dubious sentiment of the most trivial nursery jingle, since the latter at least main tains the lawless though wholesome spirit of the child- genuine. 213 DIALECT IN LITERATURE " Hink ! Minx ! The old witch winks The fat begins to fry There s nobody home but Jumping Joan, Father and mother and I." Though even here the impious poet leaves the scar of grammatical knowledge upon childhood s native diction ; and so the helpless little fellow is again misrepresented, and his character, to all intents and purposes, is as saulted and maligned outrageously thereby. Now, in all seriousness, this situation ought not to be permitted to exist, though to change it seems an almost insurmountable task. The general public, very proba bly, is not aware of the real gravity of the position of the case as even unto this day it exists. Let the public try, then, to contribute the teal child to the so-called Child Literature of its country, and have its real child returned as promptly as it dare show its little tousled head in the presence of that scholarly and dignified in stitution. Then ask why your real child has been spanked back home again, and the wise mentors there will virtually tell you that Child Literature wants no real children in it, that the real child s example of de- 214 DIALECT IN LITERATURE fective grammar and lack of elegant deportment would furnish to its little patrician patrons suggestions very hurtful indeed to their higher morals, tendencies, and ambitions. Then, although the general public couldn t for the life of it see why or how, and might even be reminded that it was just such a rowdying child itself, and that \tefather -the Father of his Country was just such a child ; that Abraham Lincoln was just such a lovable, lawless child, and yet was blessed and chosen in the end for the highest service man may ever render unto man, all all this argument would avail not in the least, since the elegantly minded purveyors of Child Literature can not possibly tolerate the presence of any but the refined children the very proper children the studiously thoughtful, poetic children ; and these must be kept safe from the contaminating touch of our rough- and-tumble little fellows in " hodden gray," with frowzly heads, begrimed but laughing faces, and such awful, awful vulgarities of naturalness, and crimes of sim plicity, and brazen faith and trust, and love of life and everybody in it. All other real people are getting into Literature ; and without some real children along will they not soon be getting lonesome, too? THIS BOOK IS DUE ON THE LA^* DATE STAMPED BELOWH* AN INITIAL FINE OF** 25 CENTS OVERDUE. SEP 17 1932 OCT 1 12 1935 JUN 19 1947 JUL 6 2002 LD 21-20m-G, y2 520420 / UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LIBRARY