v ;; >w "J i r :. THE ROMANY RYE; A SEQUEL TO " LAVENGRO." BY GEORGE BORROW, AUTHOR OF "THE BIBLE IN SPAIN," "THE GYPSIES OP SPAIN," ETC. Fear God, and take your owu part.' IN TWO- VOLUMES.-YQL. I. LONDON: JOHN MURRAY, ALBEMARLE STREET. 1857. {The Right of Tmmlaticn is reserved.} LONDON: WOOUKAI.L AND KINDRR, PRINTERS, ANGEL COURT, SK IN.VER STREET. ADVERTISEMENT. IT having been frequently stated in print that the book called " Lavengro " was got up ex- pressly against the popish agitation, in the years 1850-51, the author takes this opportunity of saying that the principal part of that book was written in the year '43, that the whole of it was completed before the termination of the year '46, and that it was in the hands of the publisher in the year '48. And here he cannot forbear ob- serving, that it was the duty of that publisher to have rebutted a statement which he knew to be a calumny ; and also to have set the public right on another point dealt with in the Appendix to the present work, more especially as he was the proprietor of a review enjoying, however unde- servedly, a certain sale and reputation. 1 ' But take your own part, boy ! For if you don't, no one will take it for you." With respect to " Lavengro/' the author feels A 2 896996 VI ADVERTISEMENT. that he has no reason to be ashamed of it. In writing that book he did his duty, by pointing out to his country people the nonsense which, to the greater part of them, is as the breath of their nostrils, and which, if indulged in, as it probably will be, to the same extent as hitherto, will, within a very few years, bring the land which he most loves beneath a foreign yoke : he does not here allude to the yoke of Rome. Instead of being ashamed, has he not rather cause to be proud of a book which has had the honour of being rancorously abused -and exe- crated by the very people of whom the country has least reason to be proud ? CONTENTS OF VOL. I. CHAPTER I. Page The making of the Linch-pin. The sound Sleeper. Breakfast. The Postillion's Departure .... 1 CHAPTER II. The Man in Black. The Emperor of Germany. Nepotism. Donna Olympia. Omnipotence. Camillo Astalli. -The Five Propositions 9 CHAPTER III. Necessity of Religion. The Great Indian One. Image- Worship. Shakespear. The Pat Answer Krishna. Amen. 17 CHAPTER IV. The Proposal. The Scotch Novel. Latitude. Miracles. Pestilent Heretics. Old Fraser. Wonderful Texts. No Armenian 32 CHAPTER V. Fresh Arrivals. Pitching the Tent. Certificated Wife. High-flying Notions 56 viii CONTENTS. CHAPTER VI. Page The promised Visit. Roman Fashion. Wizard and Witch. Catching at Words. The Two Females. Dressing of Hair. The New Roads. Belle's altered Appearance. Herself again 64 CHAPTER VII. The Festival. The Gipsy Song. Piramus of Rome. The Scotchman. Gypsy Names ...... 82 CHAPTER VIII. The Church. The Aristocratical Pew. Days of Yore. The Clergyman. " In what would a Man be Profited?" . 97 CHAPTER IX. Return from Church. The Cuckoo and Gypsy. Spiritual Discourse 107 CHAPTER X. Sunday Evening. Ursula. Action at Law. Meridiana. Married already 120 CHAPTER XL Ursula's Tale. The Patteran. The Deep Water. Second Husband 144 CHAPTER XII. The Dingle at Night. The two Sides of the Question. Roman Females. Filling the Kettle. The Dream. The Tall Figure 157 CHAPTER XIII. Visit to the Landlord. His Mortifications. Hunter and his Clan. Resolution 174 CONTENTS. IX CHAPTER XIV. Page Preparations for the Fair. The last Lesson. The Verb Siriel 179 CHAPTER XV. The Dawn of Day. The last Farewell. Departure for the Fair. The fine Horse. Return to the Dingle. No Isopel 190 CHAPTER XVI. Gloomy Forebodings. The Postman's Mother. The Let- ter. Bears and Barons. The Best of Advice . . .198 CHAPTER XVII. The Public-house. Landord on his Legs again. A Blow in Season. The Way of the World. The grateful Mind. The Horse's Neigh 212 CHAPTER XVIII. Mr. Petulengro's Device. The Leathern Purse. Consent to purchase a Horse . 227 CHAPTER XIX. Trying the Horse. The Feats of Tawno. Man with the Red Waistcoat. Disposal of Property .... 235 CHAPTER XX. Farewell to the Romans. The Landlord and his Niece. Set out as a Traveller 245 CHAPTER XXL An Adventure on the Roads. The Six Flint Stones. A Rural Scene. Mead. The Old Man and his Bees . 248 X CONTENTS. CHAPTER XXII. Page The singular Noise. Sleeping in a Meadow. The Book. Cure for Wakefulness. Literary Tea Party. Poor Byron . 263 CHAPTER XXIII. Drivers and Front Outside Passengers. Fatigue of Body and Mmd. Unexpected Greeting. My Inn. The Go- vernor. Engagement 273 CHAPTER XXIV. An Inn of Times gone by. A first-rate Publican. Hay and Corn. Old-fashioned Ostler. Highwaymen. Mounted Police. Grooming 281 CHAPTER XXY. Stable Hartshorn. How to manage a Horse on a Journey. Your best Friend 291 CHAPTER XXVI. The Stage-coachmen of England- A Bully served out Broughton's Guard. The Brazen Head . . . . 300 CHAPTER XXVII. Francis Ardry. His Misfortunes. Dog and Lion Fight. Great Men of the World 316 CHAPTER XXVIII. Mr. Platitude and the Man in Black. The Postillion's Ad- ventures. The Lone House. A goodly Assemblage . . 327 CHAPTER XXIX. Deliberations with Self. Resolution. Invitation to Din- ner The Commercial Traveller. The Landlord's Offer. The Comet Wine . 342 CONTENTS. XI CHAPTER XXX. Page Triumphal Departure. No Season like Youth. Extreme Old Age. Beautiful England. The Ratcatcher. A Mis- adventure 353 CHAPTER XXXI. Novel Situation. The Elderly Individual. The Surgeon. A kind Offer. Chimerical Ideas. Strange Dream . 361 ONE day Cogia Efendy went to a bridal festival. The masters of the feast, observing his old and coarse apparel, paid him no consideration whatever. The Cogia saw that he had no chance of notice ; so going out, he hurried to his house, and, putting on a splendid pelisse, returned to the place of festival. No sooner did he enter the door than the masters advanced to meet him, and saying, " Welcome, Cogia Efendy," with all ima- ginable honour and reverence, placed him at the head of the table, and said, "Please to eat, Lord Cogia." Forthwith the Cogia, taking hold of one of the furs of his pelisse, said, " Wel- come, my pelisse ; please to eat, my lord." The masters look- ing at the Cogia with great surprise, said, "What are you about?" Whereupon the Cogia replied, " As it is quite evident that all the honour paid, is paid to my pelisse, I think it ought to have some food too." PLEASANTRIES OF THE COGIA EDDIN EFENDL THE ROMANY RYE. CHAPTER I. THE MAKING OP THE LINCH-PIN. THE SOUND SLEEPER. BREAK- FAST. THE POSTILLION'S DEPARTURE. I AWOKE at the first break of day, and, leaving the postillion fast asleep, stepped out of the tent. The dingle was dank and dripping, I lighted a fire of coals, and got my forge in readiness. I then ascended to the field, where the chaise was standing as we had left it on the previous even- ing. After looking at the cloud-stone near it, now cold, and split into three pieces, I set about prying narrowly into the condition of the wheel and axle- tree the latter had sustained no damage of any consequence, and the wheel, as far as I was able to judge, was sound, being only slightly injured in the box. The only thing requisite to set the chaise in a travelling condition appeared to be a linch-pin, which I determined to make. Going VOL. I. B 2 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. I. to the coinpaiiion "wlieel,' I .took out the linch-pin, wlticji; I r <&b s ied'd>wh;tVitlv me to the dingle, to serve me as a model. I found Belle by this time dressed, and seated near the forge : with a slight nod to her like that which a person gives who happens to see an acquaintance when his mind is occupied with im- portant business, I forthwith set about my work. Selecting a piece of iron which I thought would serve my purpose, I placed it in the fire, and plying the bellows in a furious manner, soon made it hot ; then seizing it with the tongs, I laid it on my anvil, and began to beat it with my hammer, according to the rules of my art. The dingle resounded with my strokes. Belle sat still, and occasionally smiled, but suddenly started up, and retreated towards her encamp- ment, on a spark which I purposely sent in her direction alighting on her knee. I found the making of a linch-pin no easy matter ; it was, however, less difficult than the fabrication of a pony-shoe ; my work, indeed, was much facili- tated by my having another pin to look at. In about three-quarters of an hour I had succeeded tolerably well, and had produced a linch-pin which I thought would serve. During all this time, notwithstanding the noise which Ch. L] THE ROMANY RYE. 3 I was making, the postillion never showed his face. His non-appearance at first alarmed me : I was afraid he might be dead, but, on looking into the tent, I found him still buried in the soundest sleep. " He must surely be descended from one of the seven sleepers/' said I, as I turned away, and resumed my work. My work finished, I took a little oil, leather, and sand, and polished the pin -as well as I could ; then, sum- moning Belle, we both went to the chaise, where, with her assistance, I put on the wheel. The linch-pin which I had made fitted its place very well, and having replaced the other, I gazed at the chaise for some time with my heart full of that satisfaction which results from the conscious- ness of having achieved a great action ; then, after looking at Belle in the hope of obtaining a com- pliment from her lips, which did not come, I re- turned to the dingle, without saying a word, fol- lowed by her. Belle set about making prepara- tions for breakfast; and I, taking the kettle, went and filled it at the spring. Having hung it over the fire, I went to the tent in which the postil- lion was still sleeping, and called upon him to arise. He awoke with a start, and stared around him at first with the utmost surprise, not un- mixed, I could observe, with a certain degree of B 2 4 THE ROMANY EYE. [Ch. I. fear. At last, looking in my face, he appeared to recollect himself. " I had quite forgot/' said he, as he got up, " where I was, and all that hap- pened yesterday. However, I remember now the whole affair, thunder-storm, thunder-bolt, frightened horses, and all your kindness. Come, I must see after my coach and horses ; I hope we shall be able to repair the damage." " The damage is already quite repaired/' said I, " as you will see, if you come to the field above/' "You don't say so," said the postillion, coming out of the tent ; " well, I am mightily beholden to you. Good morning, young gentlewoman," said he, addressing Belle, who, having finished her preparations, was seated near the fire. " Good morning, young man," said Belle, " I suppose you would be glad of some breakfast ; however, you must wait a little, the kettle does not boil." " Come and look at your chaise," said I ; " but tell me how it happened that the noise which I have been making did not awake you ; for three-quarters of an hour at least I was ham- mering close at your ear." " I heard you all the time," said the postillion, " but your hammering made me sleep all the sounder ; I am used to hear hammering in my morning sleep. There 's a forge close by the room where I sleep when Ch. I.] THE ROMANY RYE. 5 I 'm at home, at my inn; for we have all kinds of conveniences at my inn forge, carpenter's shop, and wheelwright's, so that when I heard you hammering, I thought, no doubt, that it was the old noise, and that I was comfortable in my bed at my own inn." We now ascended to the field, where I showed the postillion his chaise. He looked at the pin attentively, rubbed his hands, and gave a loud laugh. " Is it not well done ?" said I. " It will do till I get home/' he replied. "And that is all you have to say?" I demanded. " And that 's a good deal/' said he, " considering who made it." "But don't be offended," he added, " I shall prize it all the more for its being made by a gentleman, and no blacksmith ; and so will my governor, when I show it to him. I shan't let it remain where it is, but will keep it, as a remembrance of you, as long as I live." He then again rubbed his hands with great glee, and said, " I will now go and see after my horses, and then to breakfast, partner, if you please." Suddenly, however, looking at his hands, he said, " Before sitting down to breakfast, I am in the habit of washing my hands and face : I suppose you could not furnish me with a little soap and water." " As much water as you please," said I, " but if you want soap, I must go and 6 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. I. trouble the young gentlewoman for some." " By no means/' said the postillion, " water will do at a pinch/' "Follow me," said I, and leading him to the pond of the frogs and newts, I said, " this is my ewer ; you are welcome to part of it the water is so soft that it is scarcely neces- sary to add soap to it ; " then lying down on the bank, I plunged my head into the water, then scrubbed my hands and face, and afterwards wiped them with some long grass which grew on the margin of the pond. " Bravo," said the pos- tillion, "I see you know how to make a shift :" he then followed my example, declared he never felt more refreshed in his life, and, giving a bound, said, " he would go and look after his horses." We then went to look after the horses, which we found not much the worse for having spent the night in the open air. My companion again inserted their heads in the corn-bags, and, leaving the animals to discuss their corn, returned with me to the dingle, where we found the kettle boiling. We sat down, and Belle made tea and did the honours of the meal. The postillion was in high spirits, ate heartily, and, to Belle's evident satisfaction, declared that he had never drank better tea in his life, or indeed any half so good. Breakfast over, he said that he must now go and Ch. I.] THE KOMANY RYE. 7 harness his horses, as it was high time for him to return to his inn. Belle gave him her hand and wished him farewell : the postillion shook her hand warmly, and was advancing close up to her for what purpose I cannot say where- upon Belle, withdrawing her hand, drew herself up with an air which caused the postillion to retreat a step or two with an exceedingly sheepish look. Recovering himself, however, he made a low bow, and proceeded up the path. I attended him, and helped to harness his horses and put them to the vehicle ; he then shook me by the hand, and taking the reins and whip mounted to his seat ; ere he drove away he thus addressed me : " If ever I forget your kindness and that of the young woman below, dash my buttons. If ever either of you should enter my inn you may depend upon a warm welcome, the best that can be set before you, and no expense to either, for I will give both of you the best of characters to the governor, who is the very best fellow upon all the road. As for your linch- pin, I trust it will serve till I get home, when I will take it out and keep it in remembrance of you all the days of my life : " then giving the horses a jerk with his reins, he cracked his whip and drove off. 8 THE ROMANY EYE. [Ch. I. I returned to the dingle, Belle had removed the breakfast things, and was busy in her own encampment : nothing occurred, worthy of being related, for two hours, at the end of which time Belle departed on a short expedition, and I again found myself alone in the dingle. CHAPTER II. THE MAN IN BLACK. THE EMPEROR OP GERMANY. NEPOTISM. DONNA OLYMPIA. OMNIPOTENCE. CAMILLO ASTALLI. THE FIVE PROPOSITIONS. IN the evening I received another visit from the man in black. I had been taking a stroll in the neighbourhood, and was sitting in the dingle in rather a listless manner, scarcely knowing how to employ myself; his coming, therefore, was by no means disagreeable to me. I produced the hollands and glass from my tent, where Isopel Berners had requested me to deposit them, and also some lump sugar, then taking the gotch I fetched water from the spring, and, sitting down, begged the man in black to help himself; he was not slow in complying with my desire, and prepared for himself a glass of hollands and water with a lump of sugar in it. After he had taken two or three sips with evident satisfaction, I, remembering his chuckling exclamation of " Go to Rome for money/' when he last left the B 3 1 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. II. dingle, took the liberty, after a little conversa- tion, of reminding him of it, whereupon, with n he ! he ! he ! he replied, " Your idea was not quite so original as I supposed. After leaving you the other night I remembered having read of an emperor of Germany who conceived the idea of applying to Rome for money, and actually put it into practice. " Urban the Eighth then occupied the papal chair, of the family of the Barbarini, nicknamed the Mosche, or Flies, from the circumstance of bees being their armorial bearing. The Emperor having exhausted all his money in endeavouring to defend the church against Gustavus Adolphus, the great King of Sweden, who was bent on its destruction, applied in his necessity to the Pope for a loan of money. The Pope, however, and his relations, whose cellars were at that time full of the money of the church, which they had been plundering for years, refused to lend him a scudo ; whereupon a pasquinade picture was stuck up at Rome, representing the church lying on a bed, gashed with dreadful wounds, and beset all over with flies, which were sucking he)*, whilst the Emperor of Germany was kneel- ing before her with a miserable face, requesting a little money towards carrying on the war Ch. II.] THE ROMANY RYE. 1 1 against the heretics, to which the poor church was made to say : ' How can I assist you, my champion, do you not see that the flies have sucked me to the very bones ?' Which story, 7 ' said he, " shows that the idea of going to Rome for money was not quite so original as I ima- gined the other night, though utterly prepos- terous. " This affair/' said he, " occurred in what were called the days of nepotism. Certain popes, who wished to make themselves in some degree inde- pendent of the cardinals, surrounded themselves with their nephews, and the rest of their fa- mily, who sucked the church and Christendom as much as they could, none doing so more effec- tually than the relations of Urban the Eighth, at whose death, according to the book called the 'Nipotismo di Roma/ there were in the Barbarini family two hundred and twenty-seven govern- ments, abbeys and high dignities ; and so much hard cash in their possession that threescore and ten mules were scarcely sufficient to convey the plunder of one of them to Palestrina." He added, however, that it was probable that Chris- tendom fared better whilst the popes were thus independent, as it was less sucked, whereas before and after that period, it was sucked by 1 2 THE ROMANY EYE. [Oh. II. hundreds instead of tens, by the cardinals and all their relations, instead of by the pope and his nephews only. Then, after drinking rather copiously of his hollands, he said that it was certainly no bad idea of the popes to surround themselves with nephews, on whom they bestowed great church dignities, as by so doing they were tolerably safe from poison, whereas a pope, if abandoned to the cardinals, might at any time be made away with by them, provided they thought that he lived too long, or that he seemed disposed to do anything which they disliked ; adding, that Ganganelli would never have been poisoned pro- vided he had had nephews about him to take care of his life, and to see that nothing unholy was put into his food, or a bustling stirring bro- ther's wife like Donna Olympia. He then with a he 3 he ! he ! asked me if I had ever read the book called the " Nipotismo di Roma " and on my replying in the negative, he told me that it was a very curious and entertaining book, which he occasionally looked at in an idle hour, and proceeded to relate to me anecdotes out of the " Nipotismo di Roma," about the successor of Urban, Innocent the Tenth, and Donna Olympia, showing how fond he was of her, and how Ch. II.] THE ROMANY RYE. 1 3 she cooked his food, and kept the cardinals away from it, and how she and her creatures plundered Christendom, with the sanction of the Pope, until Christendom, becoming enraged, in- sisted that he should put her away, which he did for a time, putting a nephew one Camillo As- talli in her place, in which, however, he did not continue long ; for the Pope conceiving a pique against him, banished him from his sight, and re- called Donna Olympia, who took care of his food, and plundered Christendom until Pope Innocent died. I said that I only wondered that between pope and cardinals the whole system of Rome had not long fallen to the ground, and was told in reply, that its not having fallen was the strongest proof of its vital power, and the abso- lute necessity for the existence of the system. That the system, notwithstanding its occasional disorders, went on. Popes and cardinals might prey upon its bowels, and sell its interests, but the system survived. The cutting off of this or that member was not able to cause Borne any vital loss ; for, as soon as she lost a member, the loss was supplied by her own inherent vitality ; though her popes had been poisoned by cardi- nals, and her cardinals by popes ; and though 1 4 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. II. priests occasionally poisoned popes, cardinals, and each other, after all that had been, and might be, she had still, and would ever have, her priests, cardinals, and pope. Finding the man in black so communicative and reasonable, I determined to make the best of my opportunity, and learn from him all I could with respect to the papal system, and told him that he would particularly oblige me by telling me who the Pope of Rome was ; and received for answer, that he was an old man elected by a majority of cardinals to the papal chair ; who, immediately after his election, became omnipo- tent and equal to God on earth. On my beg- ging him not to talk such nonsense, and asking him how a person could be omnipotent who could not always preserve himself from poison, even when fenced round by nephews, or pro- tected by a bustling woman, he, after taking a long sip of hollands and water, told me that I must not expect too much from omnipotence ; for example, that as it would be unreasonable to ex- pect that One above could annihilate the past for instance, the Seven Years' War, or the French Revolution though any one who believed in Him would acknowledge Him to be omnipotent, so would it be unreasonable for the faithful to Ch. II.] THE ROMANY RYE. 1 5 expect that the Pope could always guard himself from poison. Then, after looking at me for a mo- ment stedfastly, and taking another sip, he told me that popes had frequently done impossibilities ; for example, Innocent the Tenth had created a nephew : for, not liking particularly any of his real nephews, he had created the said Camillo Astalli his nephew ; asking me, with a he ! he ! " What but omnipotence could make a young man nephew to a person to whom he was not in the slightest degree related ?" On my observing that of course no one believed that the young fellow was really the pope's nephew, though the pope might have adopted him as such, the man in black replied, "that the reality of the nephewship of Camillo Astalli had hitherto never become a point of faith ; let, however, the present pope, or any other pope, proclaim that it is necessary to believe in the reality of the nephewship of Camillo Astalli, and see whether the faithful would not believe in it. Who can doubt that/' he added, " seeing that they believe in the reality of the five propositions of Jansenius ? The Jesuits, wishing to ruin the Jansenists, induced a pope to declare that such and such damnable opinions, which they called five propositions, were to be found in. a book written by Jansen, ] 6 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. II. though in reality no such propositions were to be found there ; whereupon the existence of these propositions became forthwith a point of faith to the faithful. Do you then think/' he de- manded, " that there is one of the faithful who would not swallow, if called upon, the nephew- ship of Camillo Astalli as easily as the five pro- positions of Jansenius ?" " Surely," then/' said I, " the faithful must be a pretty pack of sim- pletons ! " Whereupon the man in black ex- claimed, " What ! a Protestant, and an infringer of the rights of faith ! Here 's a fellow, who would feel himself insulted if any one were to ask him how he could believe in the miraculous conception, calling people simpletons who swal- low the five propositions of Jansenius, and are disposed, if called upon, to swallow the reality of the nephewship of Camillo Astalli/' I was about to speak, when I was interrupted by the arrival t)f Belle. After unharnessing her donkey, and adjusting her person a little, she came and sat down by us. In the meantime I had helped my companion to some more hollands and water, and had plunged with him into yet deeper discourse. CHAPTER III. NECESSITY OF RELIGION. THE GREAT INDIAN ONE. IMAGE- WORSHIP. SHAKESPEAR. THE PAT ANSWER. KRISHNA. AMEN. HAVING told the man in black that I should like to know all the truth with regard to the Pope and his system, he assured me he should be delighted to give me all the information in his power ; that he had come to the dingle, not so much for the sake of the good xjheer which I was in the habit of giving him, as in the hope of inducing me to enlist under the banners of Rome, and to fight in her cause ; and that he had no doubt that, by speaking out frankly to me, he ran the best chance of winning me over. He then proceeded to tell me that the ex- perience of countless ages had proved the neces- sity of religion ; the necessity, he would admit, was only for simpletons ; but as nine-tenths of the dwellers upon this earth were simpletons, it would never do for sensible people to run coun- 1 8 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. III. ter to their folly, but, on the contrary, it was their wisest course to encourage them in it, always provided that, by so doing, sensible people could derive advantage ; that the tru]y sensible people of this world were the priests, who, without caring a straw for religion for its own sake, made use of it as a cord by which to draw the simpletons after them ; that there were many religions in this world, all of which had been turned to excellent account by the priesthood ; but that the one the best adapted for the purposes of priestcraft was the popish, which, he said, was the oldest in the world and the best calculated to endure. On my inquiring what he meant by saying the popish religion was the oldest in the world, whereas there could be no doubt that the Greek and Koman reli- gion had existed long before it, to say nothing of the old Indian religion still in existence and vigour ; he said, with a nod, after taking a sip at his glass, that, between me and him, the popish religion, that of Greece and Home, and the old Indian system were, in reality, one and the same. "You told me that you intended to be frank/' said I ; " but, however frank you may be, I think you are rather wild/' Ch. III.] THE ROMANY RYE. 1 9 " We priests of Rome/' said the man in black, " even those amongst us who do not go much abroad, know a great deal about church matters, of which you heretics have very little idea. Those of our brethren of the Propaganda, on their return home from distant missions, not unfrequently tell us very strange things relating to our dear mother ; for example, our first mis- sionaries to the East were not slow in discover- ing and telling to their brethren that our reli- gion and the great Indian one were identical, no more difference between them than between Ram and Rome. Priests, convents, beads, prayers, processions, fastings, penances, all the same, not forgetting anchorites, and vermin, he ! he ! The pope they found under the title of the grand lama, a sucking child surrounded by an immense number of priests. Our good brethren, some two hundred years ago, had a hearty laugh, which their successors have often re-echoed ; they said that helpless suckling and its priests put them so much in mind of their own old man, surrounded by his cardinals, he ! he ! Old age is second childhood." " Did they find Christ?" said I. " They found him too," said the man in black, " that is, they saw his image ; he is considered 20 THE KOMANY EYE. [Ch. III. in India as a pure kind of being, and on that account, perhaps, is kept there rather in the back-ground, even as he is here/' " All this is very mysterious to me," said I. " Very likely/' said the man in black ; " but of this I am tolerably sure, and so are most of those of Rome, that modern Rome had its reli- gion from ancient Rome, which had its religion from the East/' " But how r I demanded. "It was brought about, I believe, by the wanderings of nations," said the man in black. " A brother of the Propaganda, a very learned man, once told me I do not mean Mezzofanti, who has not five ideas this brother once told me that all we of the Old World, from Calcutta to Dublin, are of the same stock, and were ori- ginally of the same language, and " " All of one religion/' I put in. " All of one religion," said the man in black ; " and now follow different modifications of the same religion." "We Christians are not image- worshippers," said I. " You heretics are not, you mean," said the man in black ; " but you will be put down, just as you have always been, though others may Ch. III.] THE ROMANY RYE. 21 rise up after you ; the true religion is image- worship ; people may strive against it, but they will only work themselves to an oil ; how did it fare with that Greek Emperor, the Iconoclast, what was his name, Leon the Isaurian ? Did not his image-breaking cost him Italy, the fairest province of his empire, and did not ten fresh images start up at home for every one which he demolished ? Oh ! you little know the craving which the soul sometimes feels after a good bodily image. " " I have indeed no conception of it," said I ; " I have an abhorrence of idolatry the idea of bowing before a graven figure/' " The idea, indeed," said Belle, who had now joined us. " Did you never bow before that of Shakes- pear ?" said the man in black, addressing himself to me, after a low bow to Belle. " I don't remember that I ever did," said I, " but even suppose I did ?" " Suppose you did," said the man in black ; 11 shame on you, Mr. Hater of Idolatry ; why the very supposition brings you to the ground ; you must make figures of Shakespear, must you ? then why not of St. Antonio, or Ignacio, or of a greater personage still ? 1 know what 22 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. III. you are going to say/' he cried, interrupting me as I was about to speak. " You don't make his image in order to pay it divine honours, but only to look at it, and think of Shakespear ; but this looking at a thing in order to think of a person is the very basis of ido- latry. Shakespear 's works are not sufficient for you ; no more are the Bible or the legend of Saint Anthony or Saint Ignacio for us, that is for those of us who believe in them ; I tell you, Zingaro, that no religion can exist long which rejects a good bodily image/' " Do you think," said I, " that Shakespear's works would not exist without his image ?" " I believe/' said the man in black, " that Shakespear 's image is looked at more than his works, and will be looked at, and perhaps adored, when they are forgotten. I am surprised that they have not been forgotten long ago ; I am no admirer of them/' "But I can't imagine," said I, "how you will put aside the authority of Moses. If Moses strove against image -worship, should not his doing so be conclusive as to the impro- priety of the practice ; what higher authority can you have than that of Moses ?" "The practice of the great majority of the Ch. III.] THE ROMANY RYE. 23 human race/' said the man in black. " and the recurrence to image worship, where image wor- ship has been abolished. Do you know that Moses is considered by the church as no better than a heretic, and though, for particular reasons, it has been obliged to adopt his writings, the adoption was merely a sham one, as it never paid the slightest attention to them? No, no, the church was never led by Moses, nor by one mightier than he, whose doctrine it has equally nullified I allude to Krishna in his second avatar ; the church, it is true, governs in his name, but not unfrequently gives him the lie, if he happens to have said anything which it dis- likes. Did you never hear the reply which Padre Paolo Segani made to the French Protest- ant Jean Anthoine Guerin, who had asked him whether it was easier for Christ to have been mistaken in his Gospel, than for the Pope to be mistaken in his decrees?" " I never heard their names before/' said I. " The answer was pat/' said the man in black, " though he who made it was confessedly the most ignorant fellow of the very. ignorant order to which he belonged, the Augustine. Christ might err as a man/' said he, " but the Pope 24 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. III. can never err, being God" The whole story is related in the Nipotismo. " I wonder you should ever have troubled yourselves with Christ at all," said I. "What was to be done?" said the man in black ; " the power of that name suddenly came over Europe, like the power of a mighty wind ; it was said to have come from Judea, and from Judea it probably came when it first began to agitate minds in these parts ; but it seems to have been known in the remote East, more or less for thousands of years previously. It filled people's minds with madness ; it was followed by books which were never much regarded, as they contained little of insanity; but the name ! what fury that breathed into people ! the books were about peace and gentleness, but the name was the most horrible of war-cries those who wished to uphold old names at first strove to oppose it, but their efforts were feeble, and they had no good war-cry ; what was Mars as a war- cry compared with the name of . . . . ? It was said that they persecuted terribly, but who said so ? The Christians. The Christians could have given them a lesson in the art of persecution, and eventually did so. None but Christians Ch. III.] THE ROMANY RYE. 25 have ever been good persecutors; well, the old religion succumbed, Christianity prevailed, for the ferocious is sure to prevail over the gentle." " I thought/' said I, " you stated a little time ago that the Popish religion and the ancient Roman are the same ? " " In every point but that name, that Krishna and the fury and love of persecution which it inspired/' said the man in black. " A hot blast came from the East, sounding Krishna ; it abso- lutely maddened people's minds, and the people would call themselves his children ; we will not belong to Jupiter any longer, we will belong to Krishna ; and they did belong to Krishna, that is in name, but in nothing else ; for who ever cared for Krishna in the Christian world, or who ever regarded the words attributed to Him, or put them in practice ? " " Why, we Protestants regard his words, and endeavour to practise what they enjoin as much as possible." " But you reject his image/' said the man in black ; " better reject his words than his image : no religion can exist long which rejects a good bodily image. Why, the very negro barbarians of High Barbary could give you a lesson on that VOL. I. G 26 THE EOMANY RYE. [Ch. III. point ; they have their fetish images, to which they look for help in their afflictions ; they have likewise a high priest, whom they call ,...** " Mumbo Jumbo/' said I ; {< I know all about him already ." " How came you to know anything about him ?" said the man in black, with a look of some surprise. " Some of us poor Protestant tinkers/' said I, " though we live in dingles, are also acquainted with a thing or two/' " I really believe you are/' said the man in black, staring at me ; " but, in connection with this Mumbo Jumbo, I could relate to you a comical story about a fellow, an English servant, I once met at Rome." " It would be quite unnecessary," said I ; " I would much sooner hear you talk about Krishna, his words and image." " Spoken like a true heretic/' said the man in black ; " one of the faithful would have placed his image before his words ; for what are all the words in the world compared with a good bodily image ?" " I believe you occasionally quote his words \" said I, Ch. III.] THE EOMANY RYE. 27 " He ! he !" said the man in black ; " occa- sionally." " For example," said I, " upon this rock I will found my church." " He ! he !" said the man in black ; " you must really become one of us." " Yet you must have had some difficulty in getting the rock to Rome?" " None whatever," said the man in black ; " faith can remove mountains, to say nothing of rocks ho ! ho !" " But I cannot imagine," said I, " what ad- vantage you could derive from perverting those words of Scripture in which the Saviour talks about eating his body." " I do not know, indeed, why we troubled our heads about the matter at all," said the man in black ; " but when you talk about perverting the meaning of the text, you speak ignorantly, Mr. Tinker ; when he whom you call the Saviour gave his followers the sop, and bade them eat it, telling them it was his body, he delicately alluded to what it was incumbent upon them to do after his death, namely, to eat his body." " You do not mean to say that he intended they should actually eat his body?" " Then you suppose ignorantly," said the man C 2 28 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. III. in black ; " eating the bodies of the dead was a heathenish custom, practised by the heirs and legatees of people who left property ; and this custom is alluded to in the text." " But what has the New Testament to do with heathen customs," said I, "except to destroy them ?" " More than you suppose/' said the man in black. " We priests of Rome, who have long lived at Rome, know much better what the New Testament is made of than the heretics and their theologians, not forgetting their Tinkers ; though I confess some of the latter have occasionally sur- prised us for example, Bunyan. The New Testament is crowded with allusions to heathen customs, and with words connected with pagan sorcery. Now, with respect to words, I would fain have you, who pretend to be a philologist, tell me the meaning of Amen ?" I made no answer. "We, of Rome," said the man in black, "know two or three things of which the here- tics are quite ignorant ; for example, there are those amongst us those, too, who do not pre- tend to be philologists who know what amen is, and, moreover, how we got it. We got it from our ancestors, the priests of ancient Rome ; and Ch. III.] THE KOMANY RYE. 29 they got the word from their ancestors of the East, the priests of Buddh and Brahma." " And what is the meaning of the word ? " I demanded. " Amen/' said the man in black, " is a mo- dification of the old Hindoo formula, Omani batsikhom, by the almost ceaseless repetition of which the Indians hope to be received finally to the rest or state of forgetfulness of Buddh or Brahma ; a foolish practice you will say, but are you heretics much wiser, who are continually sticking amen to the end of your prayers, little knowing when you do so, that you are consign- ing yourselves to the repose of Buddh ? Oh what hearty laughs our missionaries have had when comparing the eternally sounding Eastern gib- berish of Omani batsikhom, Omani batsikhom, and the Ave Maria and Amen Jesus of our own idiotical devotees/' " I have nothing to say about the Ave Marias and Amens of your superstitious devotees/' said I ; " I dare say that they use them nonsensically enough, but in putting Amen to the end of a prayer, we merely intend to express, ' So let it be/" " It means nothing of the kind/' said the man in black ; " and the Hindoos might just as 30 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. III. well put your national oath at the end of their prayers, as perhaps they will after a great many thousand years, when English is forgotten, and only a few words of it remembered by dim tra- dition without being understood. How strange if, after the lapse of four thousand years, the Hindoos should damn themselves to the blind- ness so dear to their present masters, even as their masters at present consign themselves to the forgetfulness so dear to the Hindoos ; but my glass has been empty for a considerable time ; perhaps Bellissima Biondina," said he, addressing Belle, " you will deign to reple- nish it?" " I shall do no such thing/' said Belle, " you have drank quite enough, and talked more than enough, and to tell you the truth I wish you would leave us alone." " Shame on you, Belle," said I, " consider the obligations of hospitality." " I am sick of that word," said Belle, " you are so frequently misusing it ; were this place not Mumpers' Dingle, and consequently as free to the fellow as ourselves, I would lead him out of it." "Pray be quiet, Belle," said I. "You had better help yourself," said I, addressing myself Ch. III.J THE ROMANY RYE. 3 1 to the man in black, " the lady is angry with you/' " I am sorry for it," said the man in black ; " if she is angry with me, I am not so with her, and shall be always proud to wait upon her ; in the meantime I will wait upon myself/' CHAPTER IV. THE PROPOSAL. THE SCOTCH NOYEL. LATITUDE. MIRACLES. PES- TILENT HERETICS. OLD FRASER. WONDERFUL TEXTS. NO ARME- NIAN. THE man in black having helped himself to some more of his favourite beverage, and tasted it, I thus addressed him : " The evening is getting rather advanced, and I can see that this lady, pointing to Belle, is anxious for her tea, which she prefers to take cosily and comfortably with me in the dingle ; the place, it is true, is as free to you as to ourselves, nevertheless, as we are located here by necessity, whilst you merely come as a visitor, I must take the liberty of telling you that we shall be glad to be alone, as soon as you have said what you have to say, and have finished the glass of refresh- ment at present in your hand. I think you said some time ago that one of your motives for coming hither was to induce me to enlist under the banner of Rome. I wish to know whether that was really the case ? " Ch. IV.] THE KOMANY RYE. 33 " Decidedly so," said the man in black ; " I come here principally in the hope of enlisting you in our regiment, in which I have no doubt you could do us excellent service/' " Would you enlist my companion as well ? " I demanded. " We should be only too proud to have her among us, whether she comes with you or alone/' said the man in black, with a polite bow to Belle. " Before we give you an answer/' I replied, " I would fain know more about you ; perhaps you will declare your name ?" " That I will never do," said the man in black ; " no one in England knows it but myself, and I will not declare it, even in a dingle ; as for the rest, Sono un Prete Cattolico Appostolico that is all that many a one of us can say for himself, and it assuredly means a great deal." " We will now proceed to business," said I. " You must be aware that we English are gene- rally considered a self-interested people." " And with considerable justice," said the man in black, drinking. " Well, you are a per- son of acute perception, and I will presently make it evident to you that it would be to your interest to join with us. You are at c 3 34 THE EOMANY EYE. [Ch. IV. present, evidently, in very needy circumstances, and are lost, not only to yourself, but the world ; but should you enlist with us, I could find you an occupation not only agreeable, but one in which your talents would have free scope. I would introduce you in the various grand houses here in England, to which I have myself admis- sion, as a surprising young gentleman of infinite learning, who by dint of study has discovered that the Roman is the only true faith. I tell you confidently that our popish females would make a saint, nay a God of you ; they are fools enough for anything. There is one person in particular with whom I should wish to make you acquainted, in the hope that you would be able to help me to perform good service to the holy see. He is a gouty old fellow, of some learning, residing in an old hall, near the great western seaport, and is one of the very few amongst the English Catholics possessing a grain of sense. I think you could help us to govern him, for he is not unfrequently disposed to be restive, asks us strange questions occasionally threatens us with his crutch ; and behaves so that we are often afraid that we shall lose him, or, rather, his property, which he has bequeathed to us, and which is enormous. I am sure that Ch. IV.] THE ROMANY RYE. 35 you could help us to deal with him ; sometimes with your humour, sometimes with your learning, and perhaps occasionally with your fists/'' " And in what manner would you provide for my companion?" said I. " We would place her at once/' said the man in black, "in the house of two highly respectable Catholic ladies in this neighbourhood, where she would be treated with every care and considera- tion till her conversion should be accomplished in a regular manner ; we would then remove her to a female monastic establishment, where, after undergoing a year's probation, during which time she would be instructed in every elegant accomplishment, she should take the veil. Her advancement would speedily follow, for, with such a face and figure, she would make a capital lady abbess, especially in Italy, to which country she would probably be sent ; ladies of her hair and complexion to say nothing of her height being a curiosity in the south. With a little care and management she could soon obtain a vast reputation for sanctity ; and who knows but after her death she might become a glorified saint he ! he ! Sister Maria Theresa, for that is the name I propose you should bear. Holy Mother Maria Theresa glorified and celestial 36 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. IV. saint, I have the honour of drinking to your health/' and the man in black drank. "Well, Belle/' said I, "what have you to say to the gentleman's proposal?" " That if he goes on in this way I will break his glass against his mouth/' " You have heard the lady's answer," said I. " I have," said the man in black, " and shall not press the matter. I can't help, however, repeating that she would make a capital lady abbess ; she would keep the nuns in order, I warrant her ; no easy matter ! Break the glass against my mouth he ! he ! How she would send the holy utensils flying at the nuns' heads occasionally, and just the person to wring the nose of Satan should he venture to appear one night in her cell in the shape of a handsome black man. No offence, madam, no offence, pray retain your seat," said he, observing that Belle had started up ; "I mean no offence. Well, if you will not consent to be an abbess, perhaps you will consent to follow this young Zingaro, and to co-operate with him and us. I am a priest, madam, and can join you both in an instant, connubio stabtti, as I suppose the knot has not been tied already." " Hold your mumping gibberish," said Belle, Ch. IV.] THE ROMANY RYE. 37 " and leave the dingle this moment, for though } t is free to every one, you have no right to insult me in it." " Pray be pacified/' said I to Belle, getting up, and placing myself between her and the man in black, " he will presently leave, take my word for it there, sit down again," said I, as I led her to her seat ; then, resuming my own, I said to the man in black : " I advise you to leave the dingle as soon as possible/' " I should wish to have your answer to my proposal first/' said he. '' Well, then, here you shall have it : I will not entertain your proposal ; I detest your schemes : they are both wicked and foolish." " Wicked/' said the man in black, " have they not he ! he ! the furtherance of religion in view ?" " A religion/' said I, " in which you yourself do not believe, and which you contemn/' " Whether I believe in it or not," said the man in black, " it is adapted for the generality of the human race ; so I will forward it, and advise you to do the same. It was nearly ex- tirpated in these regions, but it is springing up again, owing to circumstances. Radicalism is a good friend to us ; all the liberals laud up our 38 THE KOMANY RYE. [Ch. IV. system out of hatred to the Established Church, though our system is ten times less liberal than the Church of England. Some of them have really come over to us. I myself confess a baronet who presided over the first radical meet- ing ever held in England he was an atheist when he came over to us, in the hope of mor- tifying his own church but he is now ho ! ho! a real Catholic devotee quite afraid of my threats ; I make him frequently scourge himself before me. Well, Radicalism does us good service, especially amongst the lower classes, for Radicalism chiefly flourishes amongst them; for though a baronet or two may be found amongst the radicals, and perhaps as many lords fellows who have been discarded by their own order for clownishness, or some- thing they have done it incontestably flou- rishes best among the lower orders. Then the love of what is foreign is a great friend to us ; this love is chiefly confined to the middle and upper classes. Some admire the French, and imitate them ; others must needs be Spaniards, dress themselves up in a zamarra, stick a cigar in their mouths, and say, ' Carajo/ Others would pass for Germans ; he ! he ! the idea of any one wishing to pass for a German ! but what has Ch. IV.] THE ROMANY RYE. 39 done us more service than anything else in these regions I mean amidst the middle classes has been the novel, the Scotch novel. The good folks, since they have read the novels, have be- come Jacobites ; and, because all the Jacobs were Papists, the good folks must become Papists also, or, at least, papistically inclined. The very Scotch Presbyterians, since they have read the novels, are become all but Papists ; I speak ad- visedly, having lately been amongst them. There 's a trumpery bit of a half papist sect, called the Scotch Episcopalian Church, which lay dormant and nearly forgotten for upwards of a hundred years, which has of late got wonderfully into fashion in Scotland, because, forsooth, some of the long-haired gentry of the novels were said to belong to it, such as Montrose and Dundee ; and to this the Presbyterians are going over in throngs, traducing and vilifying their own fore- fathers, or denying them altogether, and calling themselves descendants of ho! ho! ho! Scot- tish Cavaliers ! ! ! I have heard them myself repeating snatches of Jacobite ditties about 'Bonnie Dundee/ and " ' Come, fill up my cup, and fill up my can, And saddle my horse, and call up my man.' There 's stuff for you ! Not that I object to 40 THE EOMANY RYE. i[Ch. IV. the first part of the ditty. It is natural enough that a Scotchman should cry, ' Come, fill up my cup ! ' more especially if he 's drinking at another person's expense all Scotchmen being fond of liquor at free cost : but ' Saddle his horse ! ! ! ' for what purpose I would ask? Where is the use of saddling a horse, unless you can ride him ? and where was there ever a Scotchman who could ride?" " Of course you have not a drop of Scotch blood in your veins," said I, " otherwise you would never have uttered that last sentence." " Don't be too sure of that," said the man in black ; " you know little of Popery if you imagine that it cannot extinguish love of country, even in a Scotchman. A thorough -going Papist and who more thorough-going than myself cares nothing for his country ; and why should he ? he belongs to a system, and not to a country." " One thing," said I, " connected with you, I cannot understand ; you call yourself a thorough- going Papist, yet are continually saying the most pungent things against Popery, and turning to unbounded ridicule those who show any inclina- tion to embrace it." " Rome is a very sensible old body," said the man in black, " and little cares what her children Ch. IV.] THE ROMANY RYE. 41 say, provided they do her bidding. She knows several things, and amongst others, that no ser- vants work so hard and faithfully as those who curse their masters at every stroke they do. She was not fool enough to be angry with the Miquelets of Alba, who renounced her, and called her 'puta' all the time they were cutting the throats of the Netherlanders. Now, if she allowed her faithful soldiers the latitude of re- nouncing her, and calling her ' puta ' in the market-place, think not she is so unreasonable as to object to her faithful priests occasionally call- ing her ' puta' in the dingle/' " But," said I, " suppose some one were to tell the world some of the disorderly things which her priests say in the dingle?" " He would have the fate of Cassandra," said the man in black ; " no one would believe him yes, the priests would : but they would make no sign of belief. They believe in the Alcoran des Cordeliers that is, those who have read it ; but they make no sign." " A pretty system," said I, " which extin- guishes love of country and of everything noble, and brings the minds of its ministers to a parity with those of devils, who delight in nothing but mischief/' 42 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. IV. " The system," said the man in black, " is a grand one, with unbounded vitality. Compare it with your Protestantism, and you will see the difference. Popery is ever at work, whilst Pro- testantism is supine. A pretty church, indeed, the Protestant ! Why it can't even work a miracle." " Can your church work miracles ?" I de- manded. "That was the very question/' said the man in black, " which the ancient British clergy asked of Austin Monk, after they had been fools enough to acknowledge their own inability. ' We don't pretend to work miracles ; do you ? ' * Oh ! dear me, yes/ said Austin ; ( we find no diffi- culty in the matter. We can raise the dead, we can make the blind see ; and to convince you, I will give sight to the blind. Here is this blind Saxon, whom you cannot cure, but on whose eyes I will manifest my power, in order to show the difference between the true and the false church ;' and forthwith, with the assistance of a handkerchief and a little hot water, he opened the eyes of the barbarian. So we manage mat- ters ! A pretty church, that old British church, which could not work miracles quite as help- less as the modern one. The fools ! was birdlime Ch. IV.] THE ROMANY RYE. 43 so scarce a thing amongst them ? and were the properties of warm water so unknown to them, that they could not close a pair of eyes and open them?" " It 's a pity/' said I, u that the British clergy at that interview with Austin, did not bring for- ward a blind Welshman, and ask the monk to operate upon him." " Clearly/' said the man in black ; " that 's what they ought to have done ; but they were fools without a single resource/" Here he took a sip at his glass. "But they did not believe in the miracle?" said I. "And what did their not believing avail them ?" said the man in black. " Austin re- mained master of the field, and they went away holding their heads down, and muttering to themselves. What a fine subject for a painting would be Austin's opening the eyes of the Saxon barbarian, and the discomfiture of the British clergy ! I wonder it has not been painted ! he! he!" " I suppose your church still performs mi- racles occasionally ? " said I. "It does," said the man in black. "The Rev has lately been performing miracles 44 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. IV. in Ireland, destroying devils that had got pos- session of people ; he has been eminently suc- cessful. In two instances he not only destroyed the devils, but the lives of the people possessed he ! he ! Oh ! there is so much energy in our system ; we are always at work, whilst Pro- testantism is supine." "You must not imagine/' said I, "that all Protestants are supine ; some of them appear to be filled with unbounded zeal. They deal, it is true, not in lying miracles, but they propagate God's Word. I remember only a few months ago, having occasion for a Bible, going to an establishment, the object of which was to send Bibles all over the world. The supporters of that establishment could have no self-interested views ; for I was supplied by them with a noble- sized Bible at a price so small as to preclude the idea that it could bring any profit to the vendors." The countenance of the man in black slightly fell. " I know the people to whom you allude," said he ; " indeed, unknown to them, I have fre- quently been to see them, and observed their ways. I tell you frankly that there is not a set of people in this kingdom who have caused our church so much trouble and uneasiness. I Ch. IT.] THE ROMANY EYE. 4 5 should rather say that they alone cause us any ; for as for the rest, what with their drowsiness, their plethora, their folly, and their vanity, they are doing us anything but mischief. These fel- lows are a pestilent set of heretics, whom we would gladly see burnt ; they are, with the most untiring perseverance, and in spite of divers minatory declarations of the holy father, scatter- ing their books abroad through all Europe, and have caused many people in Catholic countries to think that hitherto their priesthood have endea- voured, as much as possible, to keep them blinded. There is one fellow amongst them for whom we entertain a particular aversion ; a big, burly par- son, with the face of a lion, the voice of a buffalo, and a fist like a sledge-hammer. The last time I was there, I observed that his eye was upon me, and I did not like the glance he gave me at all ; I observed him clench his fist, and I took my departure as fast as I conveniently could. Whe- ther he suspected who I was, I know not ; but I did not like his look at all, and do not intend to go again." " Well, then/' said I, " you confess that you have redoubtable enemies to your plans in these regions, and that even amongst the ecclesiastics 46 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. IV. there are some widely different from those of the plethoric and Platitude schools/' " It is but too true/' said the man in black ; "and if the rest of your church were like them we should quickly bid adieu to all hope of converting these regions, but we are thankful to be able to say that such folks are not numerous ; there are, moreover, causes at work quite suffi- cient to undermine even their zeal. Their sons return at the vacations, from Oxford and Cam- bridge, puppies, full of the nonsense which they have imbibed from Platitude professors ; and this nonsense they retail at home, where it fails not to make some impression, whilst the daugh- ters scream I beg their pardons warble about Scotland's Montrose, and Bonny Dundee, and all the Jacobs ; so we have no doubt that their papas' zeal about the propagation of such a vulgar book as the Bible will in a very little time be terribly diminished. Old Rome will win, so you had better join her/' And the man in black drained the last drop in his glass. "Never," said I, "will I become the slave of Home." " She will allow you latitude," said the man Ch. IV.] THE EOMANY RYE. 47 in black ; " do but serve her, and she will allow you to call her ' puta ' at a decent time and place, her popes occasionally call her 'puta/ A pope has been known to start from his bed at midnight and rush out into the corridor, and call out ' puta ' three times in a voice which pierced the Vatican ; that pope was . . . ." " Alexander the Sixth, I dare say," said I ; "the greatest monster that ever existed, though the worthiest head which the popish system ever had so his conscience was not always still. I thought it had been seared with a brand of iron." " I did not allude to him, but to a much more modern pope," said the man in black ; " it is true he brought the word, which is Spanish, from Spain, his native country, to Rome. He was very fond of calling the church by that name, and other popes have taken it up. She will allow you to call her by it if you belong to her." " I shall call her so," said I, " without belong- ing to her, or asking her permission." " She will allow you to treat her as such if you belong to her," said the man in black ; "there is a chapel in Rome, where there is a wondrously fair statue the son of a cardinal 48 THE KOMANY RYE. [Ch. IV. I mean his nephew once .... Well, she did not cut off his head, but slightly boxed his cheek and bade him go." " I have read all about that in ' Keysler's Tra- vels/" said I ; " do you tell her that I would not touch her with a pair of tongs, unless to seize her nose." " She is fond of lucre," said the man in black ; " but does not grudge a faithful priest a little private perquisite," and he took out a very hand- some gold repeater. " Are you not afraid," said I, " to flash that watch before the eyes of a poor tinker in a dingle 1" " Not before the eyes of one like you," said the man in black. " It is getting late," said I ; " I care not for perquisites." " So you will not join us ? " said the man in black. " You have had my answer," said I. " If L belong to Rome," said the man in black, " why should not you ?" " I may be a poor tinker," said I ; " but I may never have undergone what you have. You remember, perhaps, the fable of the fox who had lost his tail?" Ch. IV. THE ROMANY RYE. 49 The man in black winced, but almost imme- diately recovering himself, he said, "Well, we can do without you, we are sure of winning." " It is not the part of wise people/' said I, " to make sure of the battle before it is fought : there's the landlord of the public-house, who made sure that his cocks would win, yet the cocks lost the main, and the landlord is little better than a bankrupt." "People very different from the landlord/' said the man in black, "both in intellect and station, think we shall surely win ; there are clever machinators among us who have no doubt of our success/' " Well," said I, " I will set the landlord aside, and will adduce one who was in every point a very different person from the landlord, both in understanding and station, he was very fond of laying schemes, and, indeed, many of them turned out successful. His last and darling one, however, miscarried, notwithstanding that by his calculations he had persuaded himself that there was no possibility of its failing the person that I allude to was old Fraser . . . ." " Who ?" said the man in black, giving a start, and letting his glass fall. " Old Fraser, of Lovat," said I, " the prince of VOL. I. D 50 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. IV. all conspirators and machinators ; he made sure of placing the Pretender on the throne of these realms. ' I can bring into the field so many men/ said he ; ' my son-in-law, Cluny, so many, and likewise my cousin, and my good friend ;' then speaking of those on whom the government reckoned for support, he would say, ' So and so are lukewarm, this person is ruled by his wife, who is with us, the clergy are anything but hostile to us, and as for the soldiers and sailors, half are disaffected to King George, and the rest cowards/ Yet, when things came to a trial, this person whom he had calculated upon to join the Pretender did not stir from his home, another joined the hostile ranks, the presumed cowards turned out heroes, and those whom he thought heroes ran away like lusty fellows at Culloden ; in a word, he found himself utterly mistaken, and in nothing more than himself; he thought he was a hero, and proved himself nothing more than an old fox ; he got up a hollow tree, didn't he, just like a fox ? " ' L' opere sue non furon leonine, ma di volpe.' " The man in black sat silent for a considerable time, and at length answered, in rather a falter- ing voice, " I was not prepared for this ; you have frequently surprised me by your knowledge Ch. IT.] THE ROMANY RYE. 5 1 of things which I should never have expected any person of your appearance to be acquainted with, but that you should be aware of my name is a circumstance utterly incomprehensible to me. I had imagined that no person in England was acquainted with it ; indeed, I don't see how any person should be, I have revealed it to no one, not being particularly proud of it. Yes, I acknowledge that my name is Eraser, and that I am of the blood of that family or clan, of which the rector of our college once said, that he was firmly of opinion that every individual member was either rogue or fool. I was born at Madrid, of pure, oimd, Eraser blood. My parents at an early age, took me to where they shortly died, not, however, before they had placed me in the service of a cardinal, with whom I continued some years, and who, when he had no further occasion for me, sent me to the college, in the left-hand cloister of which, as you enter, rest the bones of Sir John D . . . . ; there, in studying logic and humane letters, I lost whatever of humanity I had retained when discarded by the cardinal. Let me not, how- ever, forget two points, I am a Eraser, it is true, but not a Flannagan ; I may bear the vilest name of Britain, but not of Ireland ; I was bred D 2 52 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. IT up at the English house, and there is at a house for the education of bog-trotters ; I was not bred up at that ; beneath the lowest gulf, there is one yet lower ; whatever my blood may be, it is at least not Irish ; whatever my educa- tion may have been, I was not bred at the Irish seminary on those accounts I am thank- ful yes, per dio ! I am thankful. After some years at college but why should I tell you my history, you know it already perfectly well, pro- bably much better than myself. I am now a missionary priest labouring in heretic England, like Parsons and Garnet of old, save and except that, unlike them, I run no danger, for the times are changed. As I told you before, I shall cleave to Rome I must ; no hay remedio, as they say at Madrid, and I will do my best to further her holy plans he ! he ! but I confess I begin to doubt of their being successful here you put me out ; old Fraser, of Lovat ! I have heard my father talk of him ; he had a gold- headed cane, with which he once knocked my grandfather down he was an astute one, but, as you say, mistaken, particularly in himself. I have read his life by Arbuthnot, it is in the library of our college. Farewell ! I shall come no more to this dingle to come would be of no Ch. IV.] THE EOMANY RYE. 5 3 utility ; I shall go and labour elsewhere, though .... how you came to know my name, is a fact quite inexplicable farewell ! to you both." He then arose ; and without further salutation departed from the dingle, in which I never saw him again. "-How, in the name of wonder, came you to know that man's name ?" said Belle, after he had been gone some time. " I, Belle ? I knew nothing of the fellow's name, I assure you." - " But you mentioned his name." " If I did, it was merely casually, by way of illustration. I was saying how frequently cunning people were mistaken in their calcula- tions, and I adduced the case of old Fraser, of Lovat, as one in point ; I brought forward his name, because I was well acquainted with his history, from having compiled and inserted it in a wonderful work, which I edited some months ago, entitled 'Newgate Lives and Trials/ but without the slightest idea that it was the name of him who was sitting with us ; he, however, thought that I was aware of his name. Belle ! Belle ! for a long time I doubted in the truth of Scripture, owing to certain conceited discourses which I had heard from certain conceited indivi- duals, but now I begin to believe firmly ; what 54 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. IV. wonderful texts there are in Scripture, Belle ! ' The wicked trembleth where where . . . /" " ' They were afraid where no fear was ; thou hast put them to confusion, because God hath despised them/ " said Belle ; " I have frequently read it before the clergyman in the great house of Long Melford. Bu6 if you did not know the man's name, why let him go away supposing that you did V " Oh, if he was fool enough to make such a mistake, I was not going to undeceive him no, no ! Let the enemies of old England make the most of all their blunders and mistakes, they will have no help from me; but enough of the fellow, Belle, let us now have tea, and after that . . . ." " No Armenian/' said Belle ; " but I want to ask a question: pray are all people of that man's name either rogues or fools?" " It is impossible for me to say, Belle, this person being the only one of the name I have ever personally known. I suppose there are good and bad, clever and foolish, amongst them, as amongst all large bodies of people; however, after the trib ehad been governed for upwards of thirty years by such a person as old Eraser, it were no wonder if the greater part had become Ch. IV.] THE EOMANY RYE. 55 either rogues or fools : he was a ruthless tyrant, Belle, over his own people, and by his cruelty and rapaciousness must either have stunned them into an apathy approaching to idiocy, or made them artful knaves in their own defence. The qualities of parents are generally trans- mitted to their descendants the progeny of trained pointers are almost sure to point, even without being taught : if, therefore, all Frasers are either rogues or fools, as this person seems to insinuate, it is little to be wondered at, their parents or grandparents having been in the training-school of old Fraser! but enough of the old tyrant and his slaves. Belle, prepare tea this moment, or dread my anger. I have not a gold-headed cane like old Fraser of Lovat, but I have, what some people would dread much more, an Armenian rune-stick/' CHAPTER Y. FRESH ARRIVALS. PITCHING THE TENT. CERTIFICATED WIFE. HIGH-FLYING NOTIONS. ON the following morning, as I was about to ]eave my tent, I heard the voice of Belle at the door, exclaiming " Sleepest thou, or wakest thou V 3 "I was never more awake in my life/' said I, going out. "What is the matter?" " He of the horse-shoe/' said she, " Jasper, of whom I have heard you talk, is above there on the field with all his people ; I went about a quarter of an hour ago to fill the kettle at the spring, and saw them arriving." " It is well/' said I ; " have you any objection to asking him and his wife to breakfast?" "You can do as you please/' said she; "I have cups enough, and have no objection to their company/' " We are the first occupiers of the ground," said I, " and, being so, should consider ourselves in the light of hosts, and do our best to practise Ch. V.] THE KOMANY RYE. 5 7 the duties of hospitality." " How fond you are of using that word/' said Belle, " if you wish to invite the man and his wife, do so, without more ado ; remember, however, that I have not cups enough, nor indeed tea enough, for the whole company.'" Thereupon hurrying up the ascent, I presently found myself outside the dingle. It was as usuala brilliant morning, the dewy blades of the rye-grass which covered the plain sparkled brightly in the beams of the sun, which had probably been about two hours above the horizon. A rather numerous body of my an- cient friends and allies occupied the ground in the vicinity of the mouth of the dingle. About five yards on the right I perceived Mr. Petu- lengro busily employed in erecting his tent; he held in his hand an iron bar, sharp at the bot- tom, with a kind of arm projecting from the top for the purpose of supporting a kettle or cauldron over the fire, and which is called in the Romanian language " Kekauviskoe saster." With the sharp end of this Mr. Petulengro was making holes in the earth at about twenty inches' dis- tance from each other, into which he inserted certain long rods with a considerable bend towards the top, which constituted no less than the timbers of the tent, and the supporters of D 3 58 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. V. the canvas. Mrs. Petulengro, and a female with a crutch in her hand, whom I recognised as Mrs. Chikno, sat near him on the ground, whilst two or three children, from six to ten years old, who composed the young family of Mr. and Mrs. Petulengro, were playing about. " Here we are, brother/'' said Mr. Petulengro, as he drove the sharp end of the bar into the ground ; " here we are, and plenty of us Bute dosta Komany chals." " I am glad to see you all," said I ; " and particularly you, madam/' said I, making a bow to Mrs. Petulengro; " and you also, madam/' taking off my hat to Mrs. Chikno. " Good day to you, sir/' said Mrs. Petulengro ; <( you look as usual, charmingly, and speak so, too ; you have not forgot your manners." " It is not all gold that glitters/' said Mrs. Chikno. " However, good-morrow to you, young rye." " I do not see Tawno," said I, looking around ; " where is he ?" "Where, indeed!" said Mrs. Chikno; "I don't know ; he who countenances him in the roving line can best answer." " He will be here anon," said Mr. Petulengro; " he has merely ridden down a by-road to show Ch. V.] THE EOMANY RYE. 5 9 a farmer a two-year-old colt ; she heard me give him directions, but she can't be satisfied/' " I can't, indeed/' said Mrs. Chikno. " And why not, sister?" " Because I place no confidence in your words, brother ; as I said before, you countenances him." " Well/' said I, " I know nothing of your private concerns ; I am come on an errand. Isopel Berners, down in the dell there, requests the pleasure of Mr. and Mrs. Petulengro's com- pany at breakfast. She will be happy also to see you, madam," said I, addressing Mrs. Chikno. " Is that young female your wife, young man ? " said Mrs. Chikno. "My wife?" said I. " Yes, young man, your wife, your lawful certificated wife." " No," said I, " she is not my wife." " Then I will not visit with her," said Mrs. Chikno ; " I countenance nothing in the roving line." " What do you mean by the roving line ?" I demanded. " What do I mean by the roving line ? Why, by it I mean such conduct as is not tatcheno. When ryes and rawnies lives together in dingles, 60 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. V. without being certificated, I calls such behaviour being tolerably deep in the roving line, every- thing savouring of which I am determined not to sanctify. I have suffered too much by my own certificated husband's outbreaks in that line to afford anything of the kind the slightest shadow of countenance/' " It is hard that people may not live in dingles together without being suspected of doing wrong/' said I. " So it is," said Mrs. Petulengro, interposing ; " and, to tell you the truth, I am altogether sur- prised at the illiberality of my sister's remarks. I have often heard say, that is in good company and I have kept good company in my time that suspicion is king's evidence of a narrow and uncultivated mind ; on which account I am sus- picious of nobody, not even of my own husband, whom some people would think I have a right to be suspicious of, seeing that on his account I once refused a lord ; but ask him whether I am suspi- cious of him, and whether I seeks to keep him close tied to my apron-string ; he will tell you nothing of the kind ; but that, on the contrary, I always allows him an agreeable latitude, permitting him to go where he pleases, and to converse with any one to whose manner of speaking he may take a Ch. V.] THE ROMANY RYE. 6 1 fancy. But I have had the advantage of keeping- good company, and therefore . . . . " " Meklis," said Mrs. Chikno, " pray drop all that, sister ; I believe I have kept as good com- pany as yourself; and with respect to that offer with which you frequently fatigue those who keeps company with you, I believe, after all, it was something in the roving and uncertificated line." " In whatever line it was," said Mrs. Petu- lengro, " the offer was a good one. The young duke for he was not only a lord, but a duke too offered to keep me a fine carriage, and to make me his second wife ; for it is true that he had another who was old and stout, though mighty rich, and highly good natured ; so much so, indeed, that the young lord assured me that she would have no manner of objection to the arrangement ; more especially if I would consent to live in the same house with her, being fond of young and cheerful society. So you see ..." " Yes, yes/' said Mrs. Chikno, " I see, what I before thought, that it was altogether in the uncertificated line." " Meklis," said Mrs. Petulengro, " I use your own word, madam, which is Romany ; for my own part, I am not fond of using Romany 62 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. Y. words, unless I can hope to pass them off for French, which I cannot in the present company. I heartily wish that there was no such language, and do my best to keep it away from my children, lest the frequent use of it should alto- gether confirm them in low and vulgar habits. I have four children, madam, but .... " I suppose by talking of your four children you wish to check me for having none/' said Mrs. Chikno, bursting into tears ; " if I have no children, sister, it is no fault of mine, it is but why do I call you sister," said she, angrily, " you are no sister of mine, you are a grasni, a regular mare a pretty sister, indeed, ashamed of your own language. I remember well that by your high-flying notions you drove your own mother ...../' " We will drop it," said Mrs. Petulengro ; " I do not wish to raise my voice, and to make myself ridiculous. Young gentleman," said she, " pray present my compliments to Miss Isopel Berners, and inform her that I am very sorry that I cannot accept her polite invitation. I am just arrived, and have some slight domestic matters to see to, amongst others, to wash my children's faces ; but that in the course of the forenoon, when I have attended to what I have Ch. V.] THE EOMANY RYE. 63 to do, and have dressed myself, I hope to do my- self the honour of paying her a regular visit, you will tell her that with my compliments. With respect to my husband he can answer for himself, as I, not being of a jealous disposition, never interferes with his matters." " And tell Miss Berners," said Mr. Petulengro, " that I shall be happy to wait upon her in com- pany with my wife as soon as we are regularly settled : at present I have much on my hands, having not only to pitch my own tent, but this here jealous woman's, whose husband is absent on my business/' Thereupon I returned to the dingle, and with- out saying anything about Mrs. Chikno's obser- vations, communicated to Isopel the messages of Mr. and Mrs. Petulengro ; Isopel made no other reply than by replacing in her coffer two addi- tional cups and saucers, which, in expectation of company, she had placed upon the board. The kettle was by this time boiling. We sat down, and as we breakfasted, I gave Isopel Berners another lesson in the Armenian language. CHAPTER VI. THE PROMISED VISIT. ROMAN FASHION. WIZARD AND WITCH. CATCHING AT WORDS. THE TWO FEMALES. DRESSING OF HAIR. THE NEW ROADS. BELLE'S ALTERED APPEARANCE.- HERSELF AGAIN. ABOUT mid-day Mr. and Mrs. Petulengro came to the dingle to pay the promised visit. Belle, at the time of their arrival, was in her tent, but I was at the fire-place, engaged in hammering part of the outer-tire, or defence, which had come off from one of the wheels of my vehicle. On perceiving them I forthwith went to receive them. Mr. Petulengro was dressed in Roman fashion, with a somewhat smartly-cut sporting- coat, the buttons of which were half-crowns and a waistcoat, scarlet and black, the buttons of which were spaded half-guineas ; his breeches were of a stuff half velveteen, half corduroy, the cords exceedingly broad. He had leggings of buff cloth, furred at the bottom ; and upon his feet were highlows. Under his left arm was a long black whalebone riding-whip, with a red Ch. VI.] THE ROMANY RYE. 65 lash, and an immense silver knob. Upon his head was a hat with a high peak, somewhat of the kind which the Spaniards call calane, so much in favour with the bravos of Seville and Madrid. Now when I have added that Mr. Petulengro had on a very fine white holland shirt, I think I have described his array. Mrs. Petulengro I beg pardon for not having spoken of her first was also arrayed very much in the Roman fashion. Her hair, which was exceed- ingly black and lustrous, fell in braids on either side of her head. In her ears were rings, with long drops of gold. Round her neck was a string of what seemed very much like very large pearls, somewhat tarnished, however, and appa- rently of considerable antiquity. " Here we are, brother/' said Mr. Petulengro, " here we are, come to see you wizard and witch, witch and wizard : " ' There 's a chovahanee, and a chovahano, The nav se len is Petulengro.' " " Hold your tongue, sir/' said Mrs. Petu- lengro ; " you make me ashamed of you with your vulgar ditties. We are come a visiting now 3 and everything low should be left behind." " True/' said Mr. Petulengro ; u why bring 6 6 THE ROMANY BYE. [Ch. VI. what 's low to the dingle, which is low enough already?" " What, are you a catcher at words 1" said I. " I thought that catching at words had been confined to the pothouse farmers, and village witty bodies." " All fools/' said Mrs. Petulengro, " catch at words, and very naturally, as by so doing they hope to prevent the possibility of rational con- versation. Catching at words confined to pot- house farmers and village witty bodies ! No, nor to Jasper Petulengro. Listen for an hour or two to the discourse of a set they call newspaper editors, and if you don't go out and eat grass, as a dog does when he is sick, I am no female wo- man. The young lord whose hand I refused when I took up with wise Jasper, once brought two of them to my mother's tan, when hankering after my company ; they did nothing but carp at each other's words, and a pretty hand they made of it. Ill-favoured dogs they were ; and their at- tempts at what they called wit almost as unfor- tunate as their countenances." " Well," said I, " madam, we will drop all catchings and carpings for the present. l?ray take your seat on this stoolj whilst I go and announce to Miss Isopel Berners your arrival." Ch. VI.] THE EOMANY RYE. 67 Thereupon I went to Belle's habitation, and informed her that Mr. and Mrs. Petulengro had paid us a visit of ceremony, and were awaiting her at the fire-place. " Pray go and tell them that I am busy/' said Belle, who was engaged with her needle. " I do not feel disposed to take part in any such nonsense/' " I shall do no such thing," said I, " and I insist upon your coming forthwith, and showing proper courtesy to your visitors. If you do not their feelings will be hurt, and you are aware that I cannot bear that people's feelings should be out- raged. Come this moment, or" . . . ."Or what?" said Belle, half smiling. " I was about to say something in Armenian," said I. " Well," said Belle, laying down her work, " I will come." " Stay," said I, " your hair is hanging about your ears, and your dress is in disorder ; you had better stay a minute or two to prepare yourself to appear before your visitors, who have come in their very best attire." " No," said Belle, " I will make no alteration in my appear- ance ; you told me to come this moment, and you shall be obeyed." So Belle and I advanced towards our guests. As we drew nigh Mr. Petulengro took off his hat, and made a profound obeisance to Belle, 68 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. VI. whilst Mrs. Petulengo rose from the stool, and made a profound curtsey. Belle, who had flung her hair back over her shoulders, returned their salutations by bending her head, and ^after slightly glancing at Mr. Petulengro, fixed her large blue eyes full upon his wife. Both these females were very handsome but how unlike ! Belle fair, with blue eyes and flaxen hair ; Mrs. Petulengro with olive complexion, eyes black, and hair dark as dark could be. Belle, in demeanour calm and proud ; the gypsy graceful, but full of movement and agitation. And then how different were those two in stature ! The head of the Romany rawnie scarcely ascended to the breast of Isopel Berners. I could see that Mrs. Petulengro gazed on Belle with unmixed ad- miration : so did her husband. " Well/' said the latter, " one thing I will say, which is, that there is only one on earth worthy to stand up in front of this she, and that is the beauty of the world, as far as man flesh is concerned, Tawno Ghikno ; what a pity he did not come down ! " "Tawno Chikno," said Mrs. Petulengro, flaring up ; "a pretty fellow he to stand up in front of this gentlewoman, a pity he didn't come, quotha ? not at all, the fellow is a sneak, afraid of his wife. He stand up against this Ch. YL] THE EOMANY EYE. 69 rawnie ! why the look she has given me would knock the fellow down/' " It is easier to knock him down with a look than with a fist/' said Mr. Petulengro ; " that is, if the look comes from a woman : not that I am disposed to doubt that this female gentlewoman is able to knock him down either one way or the other. I have heard of her often enough, and have seen her once or twice, though not so near as now. Well, ma'am, my wife and I are come to pay our respects to you ; we are both glad to find that you have left off keeping company with Flaming Bosville, and have taken up with my pal ; he is not very handsome, but a better . . . ." " I take up with your pal, as you call him ; you had better mind what you say/' said Isopel Berners, " I take up with nobody." " I merely mean taking up your quarters with him," said Mr. Petulengro ; " and I was only about to say a better fellow-lodger you cannot have, or a more instructive, especially if you have a desire to be inoculated with tongues, as he calls them. I wonder whether you and he have had any tongue-work already." " Have you and your wife anything par- ticular to say, if you have nothing but this kind 70 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. VI. of conversation I must leave you, as I am going to make a journey this afternoon, and should be getting ready/' " You must excuse my husband, madam/' said Mrs. Petulengro, " he is not overburdened with understanding, and has said but one word of sense since he has been here, which was that we came to pay our respects to you. We have dressed ourselves in our best Roman way, in order to do honour to you ; perhaps you do not like it ; if so, I am sorry. I have no French clothes, madam, if I had any, madam, I would have come in them in order to do you more honour." " I like to see you much better as you are," said Belle ; " people should keep to their own fashions, and yours is very pretty/' "I am glad you are pleased to think it so, madam ; it has been admired in the great city, it created what they call a sensation, and some of the great ladies, the court ladies, imitated it, else I should not appear in it so often as I am accustomed ; for I am not very fond of what is Roman, having an imagination that what is Roman is ungenteel ; in fact, I once heard the wife of a rich citizen say that gypsies were vulgar creatures. I should have taken her Uh. VI.] THE ROMANY RYE. 7l saying very much to heart, but for her improper pronunciation ; she could not pronounce her words, madam, which we gypsies, as they call us, usually can, so I thought she was no very high purchase. You are very beautiful, madam, though you are not dressed as I could wish to see you, and your hair is hanging down in sad confusion ; allow me to assist you in arranging your hair, madam ; I will dress it for you in our fashion ; I would fain see how your hair would look in our poor gypsy fashion ; pray allow me, madam?" and she took Belle by the hand. "I really can do no such thing," said Belle, withdrawing her hand ; " I thank you for coming to see me, but . . . /' " Bo allow me to officiate upon your hair, madam/' said Mrs. Petulengro, " I should esteem your allowing me a great mark of condescen- sion. You are very beautiful, madam, and I think you doubly so, because you are so fair ; I have a great esteem for persons with fair complexions and hair ; I have a less regard for people with dark hair and complexions, madam/' "Then why did you turn off the lord, and take up with me?" said Mr. Petulengro; "that same lord was fair enough all about him." " People do when they are young and silly 72 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. VI. what they sometimes repent of when they are of riper years and understandings. I some- times think that had I not been something of a simpleton, I might at this time be a great court lady. Now, madam," said she, again taking Belle by the hand, " do oblige me by allowing me to plait your hair a little?" " I have really a good mind to be angry with you/' said Belle, giving Mrs. Petulengro a peculiar glance. " Do allow her to arrange your hair/' said I, " she means no harm, and wishes to do you honour ; do oblige her and me too, for I should like to see how your hair would look dressed in her fashion/' " You hear what the young rye says ? " said Mrs. Petulengro. " I am sure you will oblige the young rye, if not myself. Many people would be willing to oblige the young rye, if he would but ask them ; but he is not in the habit of asking favours. He has a nose of his own, which he keeps tolerably exalted ; he does not think small-beer of himself, madam ; and all the time I have been with him, I never heard him ask a favour before ; therefore, madam, I am sure you will oblige him. My sister Ursula would be very willing to oblige him in many things, but he Ch. VI.] THE ROMANY RYE. 73 will not ask her for anything, except for such a favour as a word, which is a poor favour after all. I don't mean for her word ; perhaps he will some day ask you for your word. If so ... ." "Why here you are, after railing at me for catching at words, catching at a word yourself/' said Mr. Petulengro. " Hold your tongue, sir/' said Mrs. Petu- lengro. " Don't interrupt me in my discourse ; if I caught at a word now, I am not in the habit of doing so. I am no conceited body ; no news- paper Neddy; no pothouse witty person. I was about to say, madam, that if the young rye asks you at any time for your word, you will do as you deem convenient ; but I am sure you will oblige him by allowing me to braid your hair/' " I shall not do it to oblige him/' said Belle ; " the young rye, as you call him, is nothing to me." " Well, then, to oblige me," said Mrs. Petu- lengro ; " do allow me to become your poor tire-woman/' " It is great nonsense/' said Belle, reddening ; " however, as you came to see me, and ask the matter as a particular favour to yourself . . . ." " Thank you, madam," said Mrs. Petulengro, VOL. I. E 74 THE ROMANY RYE [Ch. VI. leading Belle to the stool ; " please to sit down here. Thank you ; your hair is very beautiful, madam," she continued, as she proceeded to braid Belle's hair ; " so is your countenance. Should you ever go to the great city, among the grand folks, you would make a sensation, madam. I have made one myself, who am dark ; the chi she is kauley, which last word signifies black, which I am not, though rather dark. There '& no colour like white, madam ; it 's so lasting, so genteel. Gentility will carry the day, madam, even with the young rye. He will ask words of the black lass, but beg the word of the fair/' In the meantime Mr. Petulengro and myself entered into conversation. " Any news stirring, Mr. Petulengro 1" said I. " Have you heard anything of the great religious movements ?" " Plenty/' said Mr. Petulengro ; " all the reli- gious people, more especially the Evangelicals those that go about distributing tracts are very angry about the fight between Gentleman Cooper and White-headed Bob, which they say ought not to have been permitted to take place ; and then they are trying all they can to prevent the fight between the lion and the dogs, which they say is a disgrace to a Christian country. Now, I can't say that I have any quarrel with Ch. VI.] THE ROMANY RYE. 75 the religious party and the Evangelicals ; they are always civil to me and mine, and frequently give us tracts, as they call them, which neither I nor mine can read ; but I cannot say that I ap- prove of any movements, religious or not, which have in aim to put down all life and manly sport in this here ccountry." " Anything else ?" said I. " People are becoming vastly sharp/' said Mr. Petulengro ; " and I am told that all the old- fashioned, good-tempered constables are going to be set aside, and a paid body of men to be established, who are not to permit a tramper or vagabond on the roads of England ; and talking of roads, puts me in mind of a strange story I heard two nights ago, whilst drinking some beer at a public-house, in company with my cousin Sylvester. I had asked Tawno to go, but his wife would not let him. Just oppo- site me, smoking their pipes, were a couple of men, something like engineers, and they were talking of a wonderful invention which was to make a wonderful alteration in England ; in- asmuch as it would set aside all the old roads, which in a little time would be ploughed up, and sowed with corn, and cause all England to be laid down with iron roads, on which E 2 76 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. VI. people would go thundering along in vehicles, pushed forward by fire and smoke. Now, brother, when I heard this, I did not feel very comfortable ; for I thought to myself, what a queer place such a road would be to pitch one's tent upon, and how impossible it would be for one's cattle to find a bite of grass upon it ; and I thought likewise of the danger to which one's family would be exposed of being run over and severely scorched by these same flying, fiery vehicles ; so I made bold to say, that I hoped such an invention would never be counte- nanced, because it was likely to do a great deal of harm. Whereupon, one of the men, giving me a glance, said, without taking the pipe out of his mouth, that for his part, he sincerely hoped that it would take effect ; and if it did no other good than stopping the rambles of gypsies, and other like scamps, it ought to be encouraged. Well, brother, feeling myself insulted, I put my hand into my pocket, in order to pull out money, intending to challenge him to fight for a five- shilling stake, but merely found sixpence, having left all my other money at the tent ; which six- pence was just sufficient to pay for the beer which Sylvester and myself were drinking, of whom I couldn't hope to borrow anything Ch. VI.] THE KOMANY RYE. 77 4 poor as Sylvester' being a by- word amongst us. So, not being able to back myself, I held my peace, and let the Gorgio have it all his own way, who, after turning up his nose at me, went on discoursing about the said invention, saying what a fund of profit it would be to those who knew how to make use of it, and should have the laying down of the new roads, and the shoeing of England with iron. And after he had said this, and much more of the same kind, which I cannot remember, he and his companion got up and walked away ; and presently I and Sylvester got up and walked to our camp ; and there I lay down in my tent by the side of my wife, where I had an ugly dream of having camped upon an iron road ; my tent being over- turned by a flying vehicle ; my wife's leg injured ; and all my affairs put into great confusion/' " Now, madam," said Mrs. Petulengro, " I have braided your hair in our fashion : you look very beautiful, madam ; more beautiful, if possi- ble, than before." Belle now rose, and came for- ward with her tire-woman. Mr. Petulengro was loud in his applause, but I said nothing, for I did not think Belle was improved in appearance by having submitted to the ministry of Mrs. 78 THE EOMANY RYE. [Ch. VI. Petulengro's hand. Nature never intended Belle to appear as a gypsy ; she had made her too proud and serious. A more proper part for her was that of a heroine, a queenly heroine, that of Theresa of Hungary, for example ; or, better still, that of Brynhilda the Valkyrie, the beloved of Sigurd, the serpent-killer, who in- curred the curse of Odin, because, in the tumult of spears, she sided with the youiig king, and doomed the old warrior to die, to whom Odin had promised victory. Belle looked at me for a moment in silence ; then turning to Mrs. Petulengro, she said, " You have had your will with me ; are you satisfied?" " Quite so, madam/' said Mrs. Petulengro, " and I hope you will be so too, as soon as you have looked in the glass." " I have looked in one al- ready," said Belle, "and the glass does not flatter." " You mean the face of the young rye," said Mrs. Petulengro, " never mind him, madam ; the young rye, though he knows a thing or two, is not a university, nor a person of universal wisdom. I assure you, that you never looked so well before ; and I hope that, from this moment, you will wear your hair in this way." " And who is to braid it in this way?" said Belle, smiling. " I, madam," said Mrs. Ch. VI.] THE ROMANY RYE. 79 Petulengro, " I will braid it for you every morn- ing, if you will but be persuaded to join us. Do so, madam, and I think, if you did, the young rye would do so too." " The young rye is nothing to me, nor I to him," said Belle, " we have staid some time together ; but our paths will soon be apart. Now, farewell, for I am about to take a journey." " And you will go out with your hair as I have braided it," said Mrs. Petulengro, " if you do, everybody will be in love with you." " No," said Belle, " hitherto I have allowed you to do what you please, but henceforth I shall have my own way. Come, come," said she, observing that the gypsy was about to speak, " we have had enough of non- sense ; whenever I leave this hollow, it will be wearing my hair in my own fashion." " Come, wife," said Mr. Petulengro, " we will no longer intrude upon the rye and rawnie, there is such a. thing as being troublesome." Thereupon Mr. Petulengro and his wife took their leave, with many salutations. "Then you are going?" said I, when Belle and I were left alone. " Yes/' said Belle, " I am going on a journey ; my affairs compel me." "But you will return again?" said J. " Yes," said Belle, " I shall return once more." SO THE ROMANY EYE. [Ch. VI. " Once more," said I ; " what do you mean by once more ? The Petulengros will soon be gone, and will you abandon me in this place ?" " You were alone here/' said Belle, " before I came, and, I suppose, found it agreeable, or you would not have stayed in it." "Yes/' said I, "that was before I knew you ; but having lived with you here, I should be very loth to live here without you/' "-Indeed/' said Belle, "I did not know that I was of so much consequence to you. Well, the day is wearing away I must go and har- ness Traveller to the cart." " I will do that," said I, " or anything else you may wish me. Go and prepare yourself; I will see after Traveller and the cart." Belle departed to her tent, and I set about performing the task I had under- taken. In about half-an-hour Belle again made her appearance she was dressed neatly and plainly. Her hair was no longer in the Roman fashion, in which Pakomovna had plaited it, but was secured by a comb ; she held a bonnet in her hand. " Is there anything else I can do for you ?" I demanded. " There are two or three bundles by my tent, which you can put into the cart/' said Belle. I put the bundles into the cart, and then led Traveller and the cart up the winding Ch. VI.] THE EOMANY EYE. 81 path, to the mouth of the dingle, near which was Mr. Petulengro's encampment. Belle followed. At the top, I delivered the reins into her hands; we looked at each other stedfastly for some time. Belle then departed, and I returned to the dingle, where, seating myself on my stone, I remained for upwards of an hour in thought. E 3 CHAPTER YIL THE FESTIVAL. THE GYPSY SONG. PIRAMUS OF ROME. THE SCOTCHMAN. GYPSY NAMES. ON the following day there was much feasting amongst the Romany chals of Mr. Petulengro's party. Throughout the forenoon the Romany chies did scarcely anything but cook flesh, and the flesh which they cooked was swine's flesh. About two o'clock, the chals and chies dividing themselves into various parties, sat down and partook of the fare, which was partly roasted, partly sodden. I dined that day with Mr. Petulengro and his wife and family, Ursula, Mr. and Mrs. Chikno, and Sylvester and his two children. Sylvester, it will be as well to say, was a widower, and had consequently no one to cook his victuals for him, supposing he had any, which was not always the case, Syl- vester's affairs being seldom in a prosperous state. He was noted for his bad success in Ch. VII.] THE ROMANY RYE. 83 trafficking, notwithstanding the many hints which he received from Jasper, under whose protection he had placed himself, even as Tawno Chikno had done, who himself, as the reader has heard on a former occasion, was anything but a wealthy subject, though he was at all times better off than Sylvester, the Lazarus of the Romany tribe. All our party ate with a good appetite, ex- cept myself, who, feeling rather melancholy that day, had little desire to eat. I did not, like the others, partake of the pork, but got my dinner entirely off the body of a squirrel which had been shot the day before by a chal of the name of Pirarnus, who, besides being a good shot, was celebrated for his skill in playing on the fiddle. During the dinner a horn filled with ale passed frequently around, I drank of it more than once"] and felt inspirited by the draughts. The repast concluded, Sylvester and his children departed to their tent, and Mr. Petulengro, Tawno, and myself getting up, went and lay down under a shady hedge, where Mr. Petu- lengro, lighting his pipe, began to smoke, and where Tawno presently fell asleep. I was about to fall asleep also, when I heard the sound of music and song. Piramus was playing on the 84 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. VII. fiddle, whilst Mrs. Chikno, who had a voice of her own, was singing in tones sharp enough, but of great power, a gypsy song : POISONING THE PORKER. BY MRS. CHIKNO. To mande shoon ye Romany chals Who besh in the pus about the yag, I '11 pen how we drab the baulo, I '11 pen how we drab the baulo. We jaws to the drab-engro ker, Trin horsworth there of drab we lels, And when to the swety back we wels We pens we '11 drab the baulo, We '11 have a drab at a baulo. And then we kairs the drab opre", And then we jaws to the farming ker, To mang a beti habben, A beti poggado habben. A rinkeno baulo there we dick, And then we pens in Romano jib ; Wust Us odoi opre" ye chick, And the baulo he will lei lis, The baulo he will lei lis. Coliko, coliko saulo we Apopli to the farming ker Will wel and mang him mullo, Will wel and mang his truppo. Ch. VII.] THE ROMANY RYE. 85 And so we kairs, and so we kairs ; The baulo in the rarde mers ; "We mang him on the saulo, And rig to the tan the baulo. And then we toves the wendror well Till sore the wendror iuziou se, Till kekkeno drab's adrey lis, Till drab there 'a kek adrey lis. And then his truppo well we hatch, Kin levinor at the kitchema, And have a kosko habben, A kosko Romano habben. The boshom engro kils, he kils, The tawnie juva gils, she gils A puro Romano gillie, Now shoon the Romano gillie. Which song I had translated in the following manner, in my younger days, for a lady's album. Listen to me ye Roman lads, who are seated in the straw about the fire, and I will tell how we poison the porker, I will tell how we poison the porker. We go to the house of the poison monger,* where we buy three pennies' worth of bane, and when we re- turn to our people we say, we will poison the porker ; we will try and poison the porker. We then make up the poison, and then we take our * The apothecary. 86 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. VII. way to the house of the farmer, as if to beg a bit of victuals, a little broken victuals. We see a jolly porker, and then we say in Roman language, " Fling the bane yonder amongst the dirt, and the porker soon will find it, the porker soon will find it." Early on the morrow, we will return to the farm- house, and beg the dead porker, the body of the dead porker. And so we do, even so we do; the porker dieth during the night ; on the morrow we beg the porker, and carry to the tent the porker. And then we wash the inside well, till all the inside is perfectly clean, till there 's no bane within it, not a poison grain within it. And then we roast the body well, send for ale to the alehouse, and have a merry banquet, a merry Roman banquet. The fellow with the fiddle plays, he plays ; the little lassie sings, she sings an ancient Roman ditty ; now hear the Roman ditty. SONG OF THE BROKEN CHASTITY. BY URSULA. Penn'd the Romany chi kg laki dye " Miry dearie dye mi shorn cambri ! " " And savo kair'd tute cambri, Miry dearie chi, miry Romany chi?" " miry dye a boro rye, A bovalo rye, a gorgiko rye, Ch. VII.] THE ROMANY RYE. 87 Sos kistur pre" a pellengo grye, 'Twas yov sos kerdo man cambri." " Tu tawnie vassavie lubbeny, Tu chal from miry tan abri ; Had a Romany chal kair'd tute cambri, Then I had penn'd ke tute chie, But tu shan a vassavie lubbeny With gorgikie rat to be cambri. " There 'a some kernel in those songs, brother," said Mr. Petulengro, when the songs and music were over. " Yes/' said I, " they are certainly very re- markable songs. I say, Jasper, I hope you have not been drabbing baulor lately/' "And suppose we have, brother, what then?" " Why it is a very dangerous practice, to say nothing of the wickedness of it." "Necessity has no law, brother." " That is true," said I, " I have always said so, but you are not necessitous, and should not drab baulor." " And who told you we had been drabbing baulor V 9 " Why, you have had a banquet of pork, and after the banquet, Mrs. Chikno sang a song about drabbing baulor, so I naturally thought you might have lately been engaged in such a thing." 88 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. VII. " Brother, you occasionally utter a word or two of common sense. It was natural for you to suppose, after seeing that dinner of pork, and hearing that song, that we had been drabbing baulor ; I will now tell you that we have not been doing so. What have you to say to that?" " That I am very glad of it." "Had you tasted that pork, brother, you would have found that it was sweet and tasty, which balluva that is drabbed can hardly be expected to be. We have no reason to drab baulor at present, we have money and credit ; but necessity has no law. Our forefathers occa- sionally drabbed baulor, some of our people may still do such a thing, but only from compulsion/' " I see/' said I ; " and at your merry meetings you sing songs upon the compulsatory deeds of your people, alias their villainous actions ; and, after all, what would the stirring poetry of any nation be, but for its compulsatory deeds ? Look at the poetry of Scotland, the heroic part, founded almost entirely on the villainous deeds of the Scotch nation ; Cow-stealing, for ex- ample, which is very little better than drabbing baulor ; whilst the softer part is mostly about the slips of its females among the broom, so that no upholder of Scotch poetry could censure Oh. VII.] THE ROMANY RYE. 89 Ursula's song as indelicate, even if he understood it. What do you think, Jasper?" " I think, brother, as I before said, that occa- sionally you utter a word of common sense ; you were talking of the Scotch, brother ; what do you think of a Scotchman finding fault with Romany ?" "A Scotchman finding fault with Romany, Jasper ! Oh dear, but you joke, the thing could never be/' " Yes, and at Piramus's fiddle ; what do you think of a Scotchman turning up his nose at Piramus's fiddle ? " " A Scotchman turning up his nose at Pira- mus's fiddle ! nonsense, Jasper." " Do you know what I most dislike, brother?" " I do not, unless it be the constable, Jasper." " It is not the constable, it 's a beggar on horseback, br other. " " What do you mean by a beggar on horse- back ?" "Why, a scamp, brother, raised above his proper place, who takes every opportunity of giving himself fine airs. About a week ago, my people and myself camped on a green by a plantation in the neighbourhood of a great house. 90 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. VII. In the evening we were making merry, the girls were dancing, while Piramus was playing on the fiddle a tune of his own composing, to which he has given his own name, Piramus of Rome, and which is much celebrated amongst our people, and from which I have been told that one of the grand gorgio composers, who once heard it, has taken several hints. So, as we were making merry, a great many grand people, lords and ladies, I believe, came from the great house and looked on, as the girls danced to the tune of Piramus of Rome, and seemed much pleased ; and when the girls had left off dancing,, and Piramus playing, the ladies wanted to have their fortunes told ; so I bade Mikailia Chikno, who can tell a fortune when she pleases better than any one else, tell them a fortune, and she, being in a good mind, told them a fortune which pleased them very much. So, after they had heard their fortunes, one of them asked if any of our women could sing ; and I told them several could, more particularly Leviathan you know Leviathan, she is not here now, but some miles distant, she is our best singer, Ursula coming next. So the lady said she should like to hear Leviathan sing, whereupon Leviathan sang the Gudlo pesham, and Piramus played the Ch. VII.] THE EOMANY EYE. 9 1 tune of the same name, which, as you know, means the honeycomb, the song and the tune being well entitled to the name, being wonder- fully sweet. Well, everybody present seemed mighty well pleased with the song and music, with the exception of one person, a carroty- haired Scotch body ; how he came there I don't know, but there he was ; and, coming forward, he began in Scotch as broad as a barn-door to find fault with the music and the song, saying, that he had never heard viler stuff than either. Well, brother, out of consideration for the civil gentry with whom the fellow had come, I held my peace for a long time, and in order to get the sub- ject changed, I said to Mikailia in Komany, you have told the ladies their fortunes, now tell the gentlemen theirs, quick, quick, pen lende duk- kerin. Well, brother, the Scotchman, I suppose, thinking I was speaking ill of him, fell into a greater passion than before, and catching hold of the word dukkerin c Dukkerin/ said he, ' what 's dukkerin V ' Dukkerin/ said I, ' is for- tune, a man or woman's destiny ; don't you like the word?' 'Word! d'ye ca' that a word? a bonnie word/ said he. ' Perhaps you "11 tell us what it is in Scotch/ said I, ' in order that we may improve our language by a Scotch word ; a 92 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. VII. pal of mine has told me that we have taken a great many words from foreign lingos.' ' Why, then, if that be the case, fellow, I will tell you ; it is e'en " spacing/" said he, very seriously. ' Well, then/ said I, ' I '11 keep my own word, which is much the prettiest spacing ! spacing ! why, I should be ashamed to make use of the word, it sounds so much like a certain other word / and then I made a face as if I were unwell. ' Perhaps it 's Scotch also for that?' ' What do ye mean by speaking in that ^uise to a gen- tleman?' said he, 'you insolent vagabond, with- out a name or a country/ ' There you are mis- taken/ said I, ' my country is Egypt, but we 'Gyptians, like you Scotch, are rather fond of travelling ; and as for name my name is Jasper Petulengro, perhaps you have a better ; what is it?' 'Sandy Macraw.' At that, brother, the gentlemen burst into a roar of laughter, and all the ladies tittered." " You were rather severe on the Scotchman, Jasper." " Not at all, brother, and suppose I were, he began first ; I am the civilest man in the world, and never interfere with anybody, who lets me and mine alone. He finds fault with Ro- Ch. VII.] THE ROMANY RYE. 93 many, forsooth ! why, L d A'mighty, what's Scotch ? He doesn't like our songs ; what are his own ? I understand them as little as he mine ; I have heard one or two of them, and pretty rubbish they seemed. But the best of the joke is, the fellow's finding fault with Piramus's fiddle a chap from the land of bagpipes find- ing fault with Piramus's fiddle ! Why, I '11 back that fiddle against all the bagpipes in Scotland, and Piramus against all the bagpipers ; for though Piramus weighs but ten stone, he shall flog a Scotchman of twenty." " Scotchmen are never so fat as that," said I, " unless, indeed, they have been a long time pensioners of England I say, Jasper, what re- markable names your people have !" " And what pretty names, brother ; there 's my own, for example, Jasper ; then there 's Ambrose and Sylvester ; then there 's Culvato, which signifies Claude ; then there 's Piramus, that 's a nice name, brother/' " Then there 's your wife's name, Pakomovna ; then there's Ursula and Morella." " Then, brother, there 's Ercilla/' " Ercilla ! the name of the great poet of Spain, how wonderful ; then Leviathan." 94 THE KOMANY RYE. [Ch. VII. " The name of a ship, brother ; Leviathan was named after a ship, so don't make a wonder out of her. But there 's Sanpriel and Synfye." " Ay, and Clementina and Lavinia, Camillia and Lydia, Cuiianda and Orlanda ; wherever did they get those names ?" " Where did my wife get her necklace, brother?" " She knows best, Jasper. I hope . . . . " " Come, no hoping ! She got it from her grandmother, who died at the age of a hundred and three, and sleeps in Coggeshall churchyard. She got it from her mother, who also died very old, and who could give no other account of it than that it had been in the family time out of mind." " Whence could they have got it ?" " Why, perhaps where they got their names, brother. A gentleman, who had travelled much, once told me that he had seen the sister of it about the neck of an Indian queen." " Some of your names, Jasper, appear to be church names ; your own, for example, and Am- brose, and Sylvester ; perhaps you got them from the Papists, in the times of Popery ; but where did you get such a name as Piramus, a name of Ch. VII.] THE ROMANY RYE. 95 Grecian romance. Then some of them appear to be Slavonian ; for example, Mikailia and Pakomovna. I don't know much of Slavonian ; but . ..." " What is Slavonian, brother ?" " The family name of certain nations, the principal of which is the Russian, and from which the word slave is originally derived. You have heard of the Russians, Jasper ? " " Yes, brother ; and seen some. I saw their crallis at the time of the peace ; he was not a bad-looking man for a Russian/' " By the bye, Jasper, I 'm half inclined to think that crallis is a Slavish word. I saw something like it in a lil called ' Voltaire's Life of Charles.' How you should have come by such names and words is to me incomprehen- sible." " You seem posed, brother." " I really know very little about you, Jasper." " Very little indeed, brother. We know very little about ourselves ; and you know nothing, save what we have told you ; and we have now and then told you things about us which are not exactly true, simply to make a fool 9 6 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. VII. of you, brother. 'You will say that was wrong ; perhaps it was. Well, Sunday will be here in a day or two, when we will go to church, where possibly we shall hear a sermon on the disastrous consequences of lying/' CHAPTER VIII. THE CHURCH. THE ARISTOCRATICAL PEW. DAYS OF YORE. ' THE CLERGYMAN. " IN WHAT WOULD A MAN BE PROFITED V WHEN two days had passed, Sunday came ; I breakfasted by myself in the solitary dingle ; and then, having set things a little to rights, I ascended to Mr. Petulengro's encampment. I could hear church-bells ringing around in the distance, appearing to say, " Come to church, come to church/' as clearly as it was possible for church-bells to say. I found Mr. Petulengro seated by the door of his tent, smoking his pipe, in rather an ungenteel undress. " Well, Jasper," said I, " are you ready to go to church ; for if you are, I am ready to accompany you ?" "I am not ready, brother/' said Mr. Petulengro, " nor is my wife ; the church, too, to which we shall go is three miles off; so it is of no use to think of going there this morning, as the service would be three-quarters over before we got there ; if, however, you are disposed to go in the VOL. I. F 98 THE ROMANY RYE. [Ch. Till. afternoon, we are your people/' Thereupon I returned to my dingle, where I passed several hours in conning the Welsh Bible, which the preacher, Peter Williams, had given me. At last I gave over reading, took a slight refreshment, and was about to emerge from the dingle, when I heard the voice of Mr. Petulengro calling me. I went up again to the encampment, where I found Mr. Petulengro, his wife, and Tawno Chikno, ready to proceed to church. Mr. and Mrs. Petulengro were dressed in Roman fashion, though not in the full-blown manner in which they had paid their visit to Isopel and myself. Tawno had on a clean white slop, with a nearly new black beaver, with very broad rims, and the nap exceedingly long. As for myself, I was dressed in much the same manner as that in which I departed from London, having on, in honour of the day, a shirt perfectly clean, having washed one on purpose for the occasion, with my own hands, the day before, in the pond of tepid water in which the newts and efts were in the habit of taking their pleasure. We pro- ceeded for upwards of a mile, by footpaths through meadows and corn-fields ; we crossed various stiles ; at last, passing over one, we found ourselves m a road, wending along which for a Ch. VIII.] THE ROMANY RYE. 9 9 considerable distance, we at last came in sight of a church, the bells of which had been tolling dis- tinctly in our ears for some time ; before, how- ever, we reached the church-yard the bells had ceased their melody. It was surrounded by lofty beech-trees of brilliant green foliage. We entered the gate, Mrs. Petulengro leading the way, and proceeded to a small door near the east end of the church. As we advanced, the sound of singing within the church rose upon our ears. Arrived at the small door, Mrs. Petulengro opened it and entered, followed by Tawno Chikno. I myself went last of all, following- Mr. Petulengro, who, before I entered, turned round, and, with a significant nod, advised me to take care how I behaved. The part of the church which we had entered was the chancel ; on one side stood a number of venerable old men probably the neighbouring poor and on the other a number of poor girls belonging to the village school, dressed in white gowns and straw bonnets, whom two elegant but simply dressed young women were superintending. Every voice seemed to be united in singing a certain anthem, which, notwithstanding it was written neither by Tate nor Brady, contains some of the sublimest words which were ever put together, F 2 100 THE ROMANY EYE. [Ch. YITI. not the worst of which are those which burst on our ears as we entered. "Every eye shall now behold Him, Robed in dreadful majesty ; Those who set at nought and sold Him, Pierced and nailed Him to the tree, Deeply wailing, Shall the true Messiah see." Still following Mrs. Petulengro, we proceeded down the chancel and along the aisle ; notwith- standing the singing, I could distinctly hear as we passed many a voice whispering, "Here come the gypsies ! here come the gypsies ! " I felt rather embarrassed, with a somewhat awk- ward doubt as to where we were to sit; none of the occupiers of the pews, who appeared to con- sist almost entirely of farmers, with their wives, sons, and daughters, opened a door to admit us. Mrs. Petulengro, however, appeared to feel not the least embarrassment, but tripped along the aisle with the greatest nonchalance. We passed under the pulpit, in which stood the clergyman in his white surplice, and reached the middle of the church, where we were confronted by the sexton dressed in long blue coat, and holding in his hand a wand. This functionary motioned towards the lower end of the church, where Ch. Yin.] THE ROMANY;^Y ; E, , , .>. 1.01 were certain benches, partly . occupied , by pooi; people and boys. Mrs! ' jPfcta'leiigi'o,' "froVeverj ' with a toss of her head, directed her course to a magnificent pew, which was unoccupied, which she opened and entered, followed closely by Tawno Chikno, Mr. Petulengro, and myself. The sexton did not appear by any means to ap- prove of the arrangement, and as I stood next the door laid his finger on my arm, as if to intimate that myself and companions must quit our aristocratical location. I said nothing, but directed my eyes to the clergyman, who uttered a short and expressive cough; the sexton looked at him for a moment, and then, bowing his head, closed the door in a moment more the music ceased. I took up a prayer-book, on which was engraved an earl's coronet. The clergyman uttered, " I will arise, and go to my father/' England's sublime liturgy had commenced. Oh what feelings came over me on finding myself again in an edifice devoted to the reli- gion of my country. I had not been in such a place I cannot tell for how long certainly not for years ; and now I had found my way there again, it appeared as if I had fallen asleep in the pew of the old church of pretty D . . . . I had occasionally done so when a child, and had 102 THE HOMANY EYE. [Ck. VIII. suddenly woke up. Yes, surely I had been YtVleep' :' t n